The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-06-28
CUPID'S COUPLINGS. :,
But He Can't Mako Any TO 0oy

To-day j. the 18th day Of June. the day
on which the marriage license law goes into
effect. IL provides that aii couples desiring
To he married. by anv qualified judge, JUS
lice OF minister vi the gospel. mast tirst oh
tain y license TOR that purpose from the re-
cOrder Of deeds OF the county In which the
marriage il To- he sOimnlZed-
Ii has heretofore been customary - pro-
cure licenses in other ssates .sut IN Mis- Ourt
il has only been necessary iOr the parties
who wish tn double up and ecOnOmiZe IN
the matter VI bed clO hes. ETC.. Ia go beiOae
y legally authorized judge. Justice or minis
leg ami have the knot tied, the only requtr-
m,enl being that the one s0lsmniziOg such
marriage must record the same within
ninety days after the coupling is made. to
make 10 legal u the parties were Oi age and
NO Otuer lexa, ObstructlOlss we're tOund.
The new marriage license was passed at
the last session ri the Legislature 10 take ef-
feet ninety days after hs approval IL WAS
approved on the .6tis day Of Ma. oh, and
consequently must go INTO effect to-day. 1O-
,iay the office OF the recorder OF deeds VIII
not lie open. nor would IT be legal. In the
| opinion vi MANY eminent lawyers. 10 issue
| license On that day in any even. Before "
day the Law ha not gone into eject, and.
therefore, my license issued before that
tune wOul be null AMI vOisi. A. a coiase-
slliencr, to-day u set apart m IN ND bach
rlor aud Old Maid's day, and any body who
wants to get n'arr,ed to-day nsllst hsNe the
rer, mOnv deferred To m.kr u legal.
IL would be- better iOr all who want !" be
doubled up real neat. solid AMI substantial u
W ait until licen>e can be procured.
Charles Nels0n, esY., pr0pr'esOr vi
the NeIsos house, speaking 10 ~ recently,
oL~ervesi ! ssGsssd 10 marh With rhsum-
.,ism that my arm wi,hersd, and phy.i-
ci.ns could not help me. ! wss i'm dss-
pair of my lif-, when s''sas cue advised me
TO Try 8, Jacob. Oil. ! dill 70. anil ~ il
BY magic, I wss Instantly relieved, and, By
the evn.i.u<i uss Of The Oil entirely cussJ.
thank heaven i.r having used tb,s Won
d.siul remedy, for il saved NY Lille. IL
also cured ~ viie.-Pvrs HHsOs Con-
uerciAl.
What the Bssoo would like to Bee.
-Ohio Street repaired
"A printer who loves p,.
The sidewalks repaired.
-Or q good street railway.
-sesialm, the state capital.
The girl who ssks ior Ed.
The city tank stop leaking.
One VI G,ngers love letters.
Henry Clay Deans va-.,biii.
"A reporter that don't smoke.
"A Herie wagon on Ohio Street.
"A little more hight on Broadway.
Alderman R,ekman sweat moro.
AN end to the Albany convention.
-Sedslia lighted with electric hight
Gov Cris,essieb here Jolly fourth.
"A copy Of the N~ws Of yesterday.
"A steamboat landing Oh Psss' rivsr.
The glri who sent us . lot Of poetry.
An editor who don't like champagne.
some one elected il Copkling's plaes,
Tho charter Of the Booshlscks uniSA.
some ono start u free lemOnajs stand.
"A clerk who don't think he's masher.
-A,raiiroad man that likes hot weather.
fen thousand subscribers for the BAsoo.
"A large crowd Sf visitors % the Fourth.
The Sedalia Northern railsay . success.
"A uew ,des in the Jedersoa City Tribune.
"A place where the sun don't shine % hot.
-An eceasional copy ol the 81. Joe tazests.
-Lsss loalsrs On The street eesnsrs q night.
"A better chief Of police than nasshsN NY.
The work on tho reservoir dam commenced.
"A policeman whs thinks his life . happy ono.
"A hide less "Nsshers" o. our street cor
hers.
The member from the second ward refuse .
cigar.
"A nosAier milltia company than ths ssaaiia
Rites.
-6-ns Field Of the Kansas City Times ride .
bseycss.
Tho sev comet discovered BY patent med'-
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