, 1881-05-01
PERSONALS.


Mr. Brady's fences seem to be down.
Republics are no. 80 ungrateful after all
Ex-Eive~ President Wheeler haa just been up
pointed member OF the Malone, n. T., School
Board.
"0ld Citlzeu:'-YOur co1nmunica ton is
accepted. Please accept the iAni1ur's thanks.
He says the paper is the 6oftest and best for
wash,pg windows that has been received in sew
erM weeks,
Break. break. break,
On thy cold gray stones, Q sea-
# Maud can't beat st. Julien
The boys can nearly break me.
w 4. Vunderbin.
The circus-1nen seem to be losing their grip.
Not cage of lions has escaped for Two Weeks.
nor has tie intelligent elephant struck down
bury ruttlau just as he WAS about to attack an
1ao1ensire uid mau-
Hickory, dickory, dock+
I'll buy some telegraph stock
Water II we'll,
Quickly sell
And avoid all the tumble and shock
jay Gouids Nursery Rhymes.
MI. Storeyi5 gradually improving his paper.
having decided TO discontinue one edition. but
we cannot say as mulch for his grammar, as tue
following; extracted frnfn yesterday S powerful
editorial will show: No doubt must OF The
present subscribers to tho rri-wetk!y Will bc-
come patrons Of the daily. for. like bread ana
butter, daily newspaper IS necessity TO intel
Egcnt people. lie wants. on every day MS
newspaper as regularly and Certainly u Ut
wants his BREAKFAST
In the Spring the merry housewife ties rag
around her head,
In the Spring she breuks the furniture ana dis
locates tho bed
In the Spring she has the carpets beaten TIL the
wckiu rIugS.
In the Sprfug she swaps her husbands c!othesfor
china dogs and th.n2s-
In the Spring what's called "house- cleaning
occupies the fenae mind.
In the Spr liz your wife some 'barEatn9 Ea5l}
Starts her out 10 tin,l-.
In the spring she puys S: for tub that has no
huups,
In the spring she buys hat-irous, and arranges
them in groups
In the Spring the prudent husband buys hitnself
b'os OF frAyer,
In the Spring he soun discovers that he8 oette3
oil elsewhere,
II the Spring hc :e1s the women turn thtncs over
till they're tired.
In the sprsug be tinds it healthy to bo more or
less retired:
OLD SONGS nT NEW AUTHORS.
The Heart Bowed Down. n.'-fOStneUSIC
Bradv
II Know Bank. .'-B.rnurd Loc,rsHt'ld}
'Suoody's Darling "-C;trtcr II. HIrri*on-
"iIere's Health to Thee."-Ctunmissio'lcr lie
Hf.
The Days of Amid Lang Syne."-R. q. H0pes' |
"Woen Was Young ind Ga;."-S. j. Tutlsn |
LAS SIT by the Beautiful Pool" tRilI).-Se'1- |
ator l1-hitc.
!" IT Buly Meet Body-"-Eoronfr MdFson-
" TIN A:;ua1, Tim Auuat."-Inu Hts:-S"1fr- |
"Iul SHtde5t Wien iSue. .'-.dndFe'o> >Aa'aa"-
"Ltt Mc Like $ i'd 4er . e."-ficn T'rrc1cc.
~Father', Pants Will Sooa FIJI Brother -
Bncis lie /: r.
"wheu II :Cormick Rules the Statc-"-Ju*tfce
No sot.
&C tine to Ne Quickly, Ny Darling
lar iitid.
Hes rapas PET, Is Tommy.'-Scnnt0r Hh.
II IN sun of u Gun fron Troy John heab'
Kiss bul Never rcll''-H. ". B>e:her.
I'm Sitting IN the St!le."-DarM Dtrts.
"Mo'ner Says lMAsta't.'-l;1N Hhmlf"n-
"Dance Ne on Your knee, Ny Darling. -
Long J.,hn.
"rtu Not So AwfulIy Naughty" Co'lk
ling
'Orer the Border We G.,"--D1nk Cashiers.
1t Iiud bu, Tuou5auu II Iear.'-H. II.
Fand<rl.il
I'm $ulky Little Lass."-N lM 5.
Tickle Ne Under the Chin, ,"-Caur|es Frdnct+
Ad.tns
~ Want to Be Somebody's Darling. Susan
T. Att<llua:.