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The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18
LYDIA e. PlNKHAM'e
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
IsAP Positive Cure

IL FOelClve cure
for all those Painful Conaplaiats and weaknesses
socommon to eur hest female population
It viii cure entirely the worst form Of Female Com
paiuts al ovarian troubles Inflammation and UlcerA
aon Falling and Displacements, and the consequent
Spinal Weakness, and IL particularly adapted to The
Change Of Life.
Il will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus In
an early stage Of development The tendency to can
cerous checked very speedily by its uss
It removes fantness natulency, destroysau craving
for stnulants, and relieves weakness OF the stomach
It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostrataon
General Debility, seeplessness, DepreAaoo and Ind
gestion.
That feeling Of bearing down, causing pain, weight
and backache II always cured by it, U.s.
It viii at all times and under all circumstances act IN
harmony with laws that govern the female system
For the cure Of Kidney Complaints Of either sex this
Compound 10 unsurpassed
LYDIA e. PINKHAM'D VEGETABLE CON-
POUND II prepared at 10 and IS Western Avenue,
Lynn Mass Price q. Six bot*lssfor o. sent BY mail
In the form Of pills. also in the form Of lossnees On
receipt Of price, q per box for either. Hrs Pinkha
freely all letters OF inquiry. Send for pasph
let Address % above. kention THE P4psr.
No family should be without LYDIA T. P1NKHA1s
LIVER PILLS They curs constipation, biliousnsas
and torpddity Of the liver. IS cents per box
"a Sold bv all Druggfsts. a
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18
Evils Of Tight Lacing.

In reply to "Young I4ady's"plea for tight
lacing, which need not be inserted here, we
quote from Miss Oakey's Beauty in Dress"
merely promising that Miss Oakley as an ar
fist has devoted years to this stud ": "Any
woman is too tightly dressed who cannot
raise her arms straight up above her head
and clasp her hands; who cannot stoop to
tie her shoe or pick up pin, thout
heightened color. Tight lacing unrelent-
ingly INDUCED, like a painless poison, saps
the beauty, the grace, the brains, the life,
from it's unfortunate victims. Tight lacing
is not only q hideous stupidity, it is crime
"a crime that casts heavy burden upon the
next generation, and renders the present.
one incapable Of it's duties. 1t makes all
the movements of the body angular and
stiff. It ruins the digestion and the circu-
lation, and consequently the complexion,
which we all know is one Of the greatest of
feminine charms IT. injr~..c III eight ".,I
the color and tie expression of the eye.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18

Every one will find . general tonic in 'Lind-
sey's Improved Blood Searcher." Druggists
sell it It's what you want.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18

A promising youth recently surprised his
father by asking: ~Father, do you like
mother?" why, yes, of course" And
she likes your" "Of course she does. -
"Did she ever say SOP" MANY time, my
son." ''Did she marry you because she
loved your Certainly she did" The
boy carefully scrutinized his parent, and.
after a long pause, asked, well, was she
as near sighted AZ sha ia now?'
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18

After all, gentle furgative is the best means
for curing headache, liver complaint, bilious
mass. etc. Take tsSellers' Liver Pills."
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18

Flies and Mosquitoes.
A 15c. box Of "Rough on Rats" will keep q
house free from flies, mosquitoes, rats and
mice. the entire season, Druggists
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18

The moonlight nights are glorious at the
seaside. isn't it heavenly" said Miss
Silly billy to Mr.. Polo. "What?" he asked.
why, the moon" ''Oh, yes, just too ut
terly heavenly for anything" "Oh, I do
just dote on the moon, don't you?" Eyes,
its awfully nice, isn't it, and so splendidly
conspicuous, too!'
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18
cleveland, (Ohio} Herald
A HamlnOck,S Wild Wav.

An Illinois exchange feels called to thus
deliver itself: His hammock swung loose
at the sport of the wind, and tumbled tho
Hon. J. S. Irwin on his head, and but for
the application of St. Jacobs Oil, he might
have gone "where the woobine twineth. t"
Even so dear Beacon as many others have
gone, who failing to use the great German
Remedy in time, for their rheumatism and
other dangerous diseases, have paid the
debt of Nature" Rub is our motto.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18

Why Wear PIasters?
They may relieve, but they can't cure that
lame back for the kidneys are the trouble, and
you want a remedy to act directly on their So
cretions, to purify and restore their healthy
condition. Kidney Wort has that specific &C.
HQp--and at the same time it regulates the
get package to-day, and cure yourself. Eth
or Ii, uid or dry for sale at the druggists.
-BinehamtOn Republican
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18

RpDuiafe the SQcrotiOns

NtSUIdIt CHV CtCTVI1UUE.
In our endeayors to preserve the health it is
of the utmost importance that we keep the se-
cretary system in perfect condition. The we'll
known remedy Kidney Wort, has specific action
on the kidneys, liver and bowels Use it in
stead of dosing with vile bitters or drastic pile.
1t is purely vegetable and is prompt but mild
in action. 1t is prepared in both dry and liquid
form and sold by druggists everywhere. Read
I'M Ea 10
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18

A MILLION bottles q CARBoL1NB, . deo-
dorized extract OF petroleum, will produce new
hair on million bald heads, which is some
thing that no other preparation ever discovered
will do
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18

"Where are ye Twin now, Moik?" ''In
Donegal street, number elivin. Come an
say me-" Faith I will. Shall I come in
the airy or be the front dhoor2" "Dil a
ha'porth do care, but as I'm occupin' the
garrett, perhaps it wud be more convanient
for ye to come in be shkylight.-Brooklyn
En0Ze
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18

on the purity, health and strength Of woman
hood We take pleasure in referring our read
ers to the remarkable efficacy Of Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound in all that class of
diseases from which woman suffer so much.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18

DR.. Holman's Pad works directly upon the
liver through the pores Of the skin, quietly,
thoroughly, and without INCONVENIENCE,
performing most important function. 1t
is honest, effective and harmless.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28

HYGIENE OF TEETH an interesting ar
ticle in the Popular Science Monthly, DR..
Felix l.. Oswald discusses at length tho by
giene of the teeth. He believes that there is
no necessity for the nse of brushes and thinks
that the decay of the teeth can be mainly at
tributed to shear disuse other words, a
man delegates to his cook the proper func-
tions of his teeth when he insists on having
everything prepared for the table in such a
shape that It needs little chewing. The ar
ticle makes the following suggestions
eve hear occasionally Of old men getting
q second, or rather third set OF teeth. met
one of them In northern Guatemala, aud
ascertaned that he had become toothless dur
ing twelve years sojourn in a seaport town,
aud he got his new set on his return to his
native village, where circumstances obliged
him TO resume the hard corn-cake diet of his
boyhood years. Histeeth had re-appeared az
soon as their services we're called for, and
would probably never have absented them
selves II pap diet bad not made them super
fluous. An artificial dentifrce " i'll certainly
keep the teeth white, but that does not pro-
vent their premature decay disuse gradually
softens their substance, till one fine day the
hash-eater snaps bis best ipcisors upon an IN
expected piece of bone. Every old dentist
knows hundreds Of city customers whom the
daily use Of 4 toothbrush did not save from
the necessity Of applying, before the end Of
the fortietii year, for complete "celluloid
SET" / do not say that soft toothbrush
and such dentifrices as oat meal OF burned ar
row. root can do any harm, but for sanitary
purposes. such precautions must be supple
mented by dental exercise. Let child In
vigorate its teeth by chewing hard crust, or
better yet handful Of "St. Johns bread
or carob BEANS the edible pod of the Mimost
siliuua"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28

Benjamin Harris Brewster, the new At
torney General, is badly Scared in the face,
having been terribly burned when child
lie is, however, a large portiy man Of striking
appearance In dress he is peculiar. Ills
coats, !" says the Philadelphia Times, are
almost invariably high-colored, his vests are
of velvet. aud, being cut low, expose shirt
front of the finest cambria uiiies. His pan
falcons, be they neutral tinted checks or
sombre blacks, are models OF the tailor's art,
and his gater tops are invariably the whitest
Of white. fIs wears standing collars, a black
stock, ruffled cuffs, and an old fashioned fob
chain, with a heavy gold seal. His white fur
beaver hats, made on modification OF the
old bell style, are worn alike winter and sum-
mer. His hats aud clothes are made 10 Lon
don. In his study, Mr.. Brewster sometimes
wears blue cloth cutaway coat but be often
appears 10 fancily embroidered velvet jack
Ell out of the short sleeves Of which, protrudt
his ruffled cuffs. =
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28

TRYING TO BEAT A ToLLaATE KEEPER
"When went from Carson to Bodie, Cal,
on horseback, . said Major Max, "the road
was not very good, the toll houses on either
side were numerous, and when had travelled
few miles knew my money assessed me
from 81 to So. resolved to retrench. The
next toll man, who came out on a pair Of
stills, yelled out : Foot or horseback
Foot, says ], although knew my horse was
still under me, for could see his ears stick
out above the mud once in a while. Well, in
that way escaped payment for a long time,
telling The tollnen, whether they asked me or
not, that was travelling afoot. Everything
went smoothly until at a toll house where a
big, burly rascal came out on stills and carry
ing shotgun. Just as had assured him that
was afoot, the mustang rode stretched his
whole head out OF the mud for breath Of air
never felt so mortified liz my life, but
could not blame the horse, for 1t hadn't taken
breath for forty miles. The man leveled his
guu at me and remarked Yer nice party
to try and beat an honest tollkeeper out of
$40. How dye expect we're goin' to keep
this road III order ifwe don't get paid for it, .
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28
IT MAKES NO
DRUNKARDS,
Breaks No Hearts, Excuses
No Grimes.

4 pr. David Kcnnedy's FAvORTTE REMEDY 10 not a
disguised enemy OF the human race; where it cannot
help it does not harm. FAyORITE REMEDY is a
combination of vegetable Alternatives 1t does heat
or iname the blood. but coos and purides It, In all
of Kidney troubles, Liver complaints, Constipa-
ton of the Bowels and the delicate arrangements which
affct women. the action of FAV0RITE REMEDY is
beyond praise. Thousands of grateful people yolun-
tarly testify to this In letters to Or. Kennedy and
with warmth and fulluess of words which mere busi-
ness documents and certificates never possess. It
makes no drunkards, excuses crimes, breaks no
hearts In its coming there is hope and in its wings
there is healing. Dr. Kenne would have il under.
stood that while he is engaged in the introduction of
his medicine Fayorite Remedy he still continues the
practice his profession He treats all diseases and
performs all the minor and capital operations Of
surgery.
DR.. Kennedys "Favorte Remedy" for sale by all
druggists $500 bottle address DIR. David Kennedy
Rondout, N. Y. oct5,-4w.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28
VAN DYKES SULPHUR SOAP

phur in its pure state which enters the
pores rhe skin being absorbed Into the blood through
the minute eapilaries and thus acts upon the skin,
whether it be healthy in diseased condition, both
locally and eonsttutionally, thereby eliminating all
Impurities from the blood and exciting the skin to
healthy action. It produces a fneDess, purify and
freshness OF the complexion which is uneqnaled and
or bath is complete withoutit II makesth skin
soft clear, pure. white and healthy y cleansing de-
ing dandru chatting. ulcers, sores. ernptions,
roughness and redness OF the skin relieves itching,
burning and singing Of the skin. and irritation OF
biting and singing insects; will relieve Itching Piles
when nothing else will have any effect Ask for VAN
DYKES SULPHU R SOAP insist upon 1t, and take no
imitation Sold by druggists Aschenbach Miller,
Proprietors No s0i CaIlowhil street Philadelphia Pa
Dec. %, f8S0-fy
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28

THE PLEASURES OF THE TABLE.-The
simple food will not suffice to maintain COM
munity iu mental aud physical health, and to
produce the highest form Of efforts. A people
who live on rice will usually be found unfit to
do anything better than grow rice. Monotony
in food, as in other things, begets dizziness. =
For all classes there must be something IN
life to look forward to, if men are not to be-
come soured and, constituted as We are at
present, the pleasures Of the table must con-
,nue to form an important element among
the pleasures available for man. But II the
use of luxurious food be defensible on these
grounds, absolute waste Of food, at any rate
prod uces the III effect pointed ont without any
compensating advantage. The diner at every
gluttonous city feast contributes bis quota to
the already existing distress in some other
part of the community. So does the guest at
charity dinner. The money he subscribes
to the church is merely transfer Of wealth
which leaves the world neither richer moi
poorer the dinner he eats or leaves increases
the poverty of his neiglbors
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28
ms FRIENDSHIP GAZE OUT

~
The test ofdisinterested kindness and de.
vosion comes 70 the pinch Of sacrifice Those
who plume themselves on the former are NOT
always the most reliable in extremity. Peck's
San, Milwaukee paper, relates ain amusing
example
3 Not many years ago, doctor here was called
to SEGA mau at one Of the hotels, who lived
in Iowa. The man was worry i'll and the doc.
tor had his suspicious about what allied him,
but could not tell exactly, so he gave him
Something to quiet him, aud told the friend
who was with him that he would call again in
the morning. The friend said he thought as
much of the siclsm auas lie could OF brother,
and he would see him through.
. Tho next morning. the doctor called, and
the sick man was all alone He examined
him, and found that he had tho small pox.
While he was dealingsont some nse,lieine, the
friend came in. Il
Said he, Doctor, that medicine ain worth
a continental. This man is very sick. ~
The doctor said that he had come to TINT
conclusion himself.
" Why" said the friend, q rubbed him all
! ,,;rhtd tI,a,,si,t - .ro.i.l L...x .,.nl to 7
had not rnhhad his ne,d whom man !. ar
sr;ana Ia III, a..,. 81. -, 49,. !.
and don't you forget it,
The doctor said he was glad to hear It.
him than MIRO fr,ena.hi, ha,woan ,,an =
he was Glad ,ba s;cL nan ,aa e.,ona ~,
would sticn tn him
..yo, ,o, h.. s,,.a ,e.h.. ,,:, ~. e.,,
may " s"'o u 'pa'' Saiu 'ue 'I'enu'
Ano 'hen ne almost minated that the doctor
u'o NOT unuers'aho ms business, sno SAID
something nad Rot 10 % done, II there was
any doctor IN milwaukee VINO could handle
tue case.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28

The united testimony OF those physicians
who have made special study of the subject.
Indicates that one of the most certain results
OF the use of stimulants is the weakening of
moral principle in those addicted to their use
especially In regard to truthfulness The con-
frmed opium eater, or user Of opium in any
OF its various forms, seems to have little an
probation Of the immortality OF falsehood, and
to have lost all sensitivencss in tho matter,
having little shame at the detection or at the
accusation of his offence. To the list of stimu-
lants having this demeralizing effect is now
added alcoholic beverages Scientists declare
that in its power to undermine and destroy
| those scfuples that confne men within the
bounds of truth and honor alcohol is not far
even unscientific observers have noted in all
times and in all places--tbe devotee of rum
win suffer anything, do anything, or say any
thing for the sake of keeping his stomach
supplied with the fiery liquid that steals away
the brain. He will reel about the streets
while he can keep bis feet, or lie down In the
gutter when he can stand no longer--tle OBJ
ject of pity or contempt to everybody. Ho
will talk the most incoherent and silly non
sense, laughing at one minute and sniveling
the next. He will say and do in public what
no man 10 his sober senses would think of do
ing. He win deprive his family of the veriest
nccessaries of life, and unhesiiatingly consign
his children to poverty and disgrace If only
his internal appetite is gratifed.
1t would seem as though the sight of tho
spectacle a drunken man usually presents
would be sufficient to deter any man, as yet
uncorrupted b. the vice OF intoxication. from
ever contracting this habit; and yet strange
to say multitudes Of Young men are every
day entering upon the road Of drunkenness,
and, even at the outset, proving in their own
persons the truth of the scientific view of al
cohoI's demoralizing tendencies, by taking a
sort of glory in their own disgrace. Toms
Rioer Courier.
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Norwalk, Conn, Nov. IS, 1881.

Too ExTRAvAoANT. Reverend Amlnidab
Bledsoe, of the Blue Light Tabernacle, met
Sam Webster yesterday, and asked how he
was off for firewood.
81 recon- said Sam, Use got about five
cords.
OATS gwine ter last Ter plum fru de win.
ter, said Bledsoe, who wanted to borrow
some fuel.
"No, it won: Parson, for de white gen.
man, in whose yard dat wood is, burns it up
jess as Ii it didn't cost him cent? 1eaas
Sifttnas.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28
A PREVENTIVE or DIPH7HERIA.

Tome isdft0r o. me TRIBUNE 4.s5Ff.
SIR In view Of the great increase IN tho
number Of fatal cases Of scarlatina and diph-
iberia wish you would publish tho results Of
the use ola preventative against the contagion
of these diseases. During the four years past
have used it, and in forty well-marked cases
of diphtheria, where lao persons were exposed
to the contagion, not a single case hds been
reported to me. use one drachm Qf Monsel's
salt, or the ub-sulphate of iy5n, in eight
ounces Of cold water, adding vfenty of sugar
simply to overcome the taste Of the iron. OF
this solution give from two to eight tea
spoonfuls each day, according to the proximi-
ty of the disease. AS It has proved so effica-
cious in my hands am anxious to have it
generally tested.
j. w. MAcLEAN, M. ID.
Norwalk, Conn, Nov. %, 1881.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28
POETRY.
A COOK or THE PERIOD.


The looks OF yer ma'ath, rather suits me-
The wages ye offer i'll do;
But thin can't inter yer sarvice sss
Without condition or two.
And now, to begin. is the kitchen
Commodgeous, with plenty of light,
And fit, We know, fur iDteriainin
Sech frfnds as I'm like to invitee
And mkt are yous regular at male-times?
Becase, faint convainyent We see,
To wait, and IL behaves punkshul,
It's no more than yous ought to be-
And thin Is yonr gurrels good-naturedf
The rayson | lift my last place,
The French nuss was SIGH high lady,
/ stint adish-cloth ut her face.
And have yer the Taste of OBJECTION
To mindroppin' In whin they ehoose7
I've got ZONE enhvinin' nrst cousins
That f.ayquintly brings me the news.
must have thin trayted puwlitely;
! give yer fair warntn', ma am, now,
If the airy gate be closed agiu thin,
You'll ind me commitment row.
These ulatthers agrayed on bctwaue us,
I'D try yer wake. so wud
tSbe looks like the kind can manage,
thin thing without any bludl
But moind. ii comes for a wake, maam,
comes for that time and no lss
And so, thin, puryidin' ye'd want me,
Jusbt give me yer name aud addriss.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28

ssThat's what cali a flushed Sermon"
said a lady to her husband. as they wendell
their way from church . Yes, " was the re-
ply, but do you know, I thought it never
would be-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28
A r1r1TT All other linimenIs have failed
al j II TRY DR. WARES
ELECTRIC RELIEF!

By taking internally ii will cure cholera. cholera
morbus diarrb@a, dysentery, cramp, collie. asthma
phthisic Influenza, spasms. sick headache, morning
sickness heartburn. sOur stomach pain In the back
and snnstroke Applied externally, Il will relieve you
Of rheumatism neuralgia. throat. lumbago, ear
ache toothaehe inhamed breasts numps, god Pleursy
pneumona frost bites bruises sprains. burps, scad
wounds contracted tendons, eucorrhGa swollen joints
stngs and bites of insects Sold by druggists and store
keepers generally Wholesale depot, N W. corner Sd
and callowhfff Sts.. Philadelphia, Pa.
lime % - tx
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28

He who dffuses the most happiness and
mitigates the most distr IS within his own
circle is undoubtedly the best friend to his
country aud the world, since nothing more is
necessary than FOR all men to initiate his com
duct, to make the greatest part Of the misery
of the world cease in a moment.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28
ROSE or CASHMERE HAIR TOalc

Is the Best Hair Restorative and Hair Dressing known
II preserves sofens and beauties the hair and gives
IL a rich lustre.
II is richly perfumed and renders the ofpoinades
hair oils, Re, unnecessary.
1t isexc ilent for an irritating infamed scalp.
1t never turns rancid. II
1t is made from the Of the Valley OF Cashmere
asd being entirely free from Lead Sulphur and other
poisonous and irritating substances tits highly priced
by thousands who have used it,
It has a worldwide reputation Because 1t does Its
work efipctually
To give the public anopporiupity ofthorougy testing
its xcelrnt qualities we have pat INTO the market a
large bottle Tor 90 cents. Your Druggist sells IL
Manufactured at N w. cor 30 ana CailowlriIl sts..
Phila. Pa
Dec 10. 1880.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28

WHITE CANDY.-1ake one quart Of grant
lated sugar, one pint Of water two table
spoonfuls of vinegar; boil as you do moasses
candy, but do not stir it. You can tell when
it is done by trying il in cold water. Pull 1t ;
have dish near by with some vanilla in it,,
and work in enough to flavor as you pull put
ii in a cold loom, and the next day yoi will
have delicious candy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28

The good things which belong to prosperity
are TO be desired but the good things which
belong to adversely are to be admired. The
virtue of prosperity is temperance, the virtue
of adyersity is fortitude, which in morals is
tho more heroic virtue.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-12-28

LEMON DUMPLINGs--I Ingredients Suet,
four ouhces; moist sugar, fou. ounces
bread crumbs, one-half pound lemon, one.--
Crate the rind of the lemon, squeeze out the
juice, mix all the Ingredients. Put in butter
ed tea cups and boil three quarters of an hour.