, 1881-11-27

a recent publication by prominent Chicag,
publishing house which has facctiously-ln
cIined prool-rcadeE run through an edition will
the intended lines, :" Were a favored minstrel
in thy service never mute" rendered ~ In tn,
| service Ger TO toot''
Brown s. Prior have Just received per steame
Britannic an importation Of the most elegant
| novelties for gentlemen ever brought to thl
| city. TIE goods were selected br Mr., prio,
while in Europe. aud include case Of umbrellas
OF OF genuine Spftltfeld silk, IN Quality tue sau'ee
! aS 'uadc thirty years ago; and among the noyei
designs In handles are Death he,,ds exposed only
upon pressing spring, the nlnscotte, etc, In
! silver, rhaoccros, ebony, etc. The impprtn ton
| also embraces superb selection Of canes il,
| Equally rare and effective designs. These goods
| are confined in safe to Messrs. Brown L. Prior,
| aliu were ordered expressly Tor the holidays.
! In Boston there are sixteen women to ono
| man." Happy man!-Goston Transcript. Have
! patience, old man. have patience. huye twcn-
& y oi Them tooltns round and crawling after me
| IL. b. Bryaut's Chicago Business College Is
having u very prosperous year. Young men and
| wonen are entering daily. No better invest
ment can be nade than taksns this practical
| 1rlluluE.
At recent meeting prominent journalist Of
this city took the cnair: AL least liz thus ex-
laf@t: piece of court plaster covering Il cut on
his face. :
After tho stock Of diamonds now in the hands
o{ dealers Is exhausted. customers will have to
paY Is per ce,,t more for good stones Ncs ie
ihe time to buy. Trask, Howe s; Co., diamond
dealers.
..po you think Sam would stcal:" asked A
master OF his servant mo. massuh,'' reul.s:.i
the servant, IL duut think he would steal; but
then. If WIS chicken should roost high"
Tho proplc appreciate the many efforts
1nAttc to please them By the proprietor Of two
nj tue most prominent restaurants and lunch
r'ons-tte Common :sclse, Stale and nandol
nnd tho Boer: OF Trade, 2l9 nud III LIZ S:,llc s,
Love is blind" u:lu that is how they ,nun;te
TO kee2 right Oh with the gus turned down.
lroltxlt Eitizcn- "I.ovc laughs At locks1ni1hs,''
ma 1nat Is ~. how ths yel'ns t1'an always man.
ages to get tue front door opcu without sQueuk
Ahi5orn's price Oh panel photographs is =,
per dozen. II. fine crHyon and coinrcd crayon
Mors ile is unapproachapIe. Studio SIS Wcs;
3!ndIson street.
:, \ country paper In Illinois says among Its
local items: No word has yet been heard
fro'n Abraham Lever, who went of two weeks
~ 70 Win his s. wte,s r.;d-headed hired girl; Unt,l
charge OF the Rev. Mr. Perkins,
Positively great oar!t1ins i'll finest underwear
II tohc's shrt-storc. lis Dearborn street.
she kissed ;hc dwnrf who was on cx xhbi don. si,.
might "sth equal proprlcty have SUM-, Sweet
anG Low upon this occasion.
); II. birmingham is having immense SUCCESS
win his a,oaes ot one hundred and four picture
cafs1s 1or ~ ceufs. li3 Dearborn street.
:" Tommy" said n mother. 10 her .-year-ola
boy, "you must not interrupt me when an
ard then you nny talk"
:" But you never STOP" retorted the boy
Keller, ladies' bootnaker, IS Monroe stree,
tFalmer House}, has All the measures be has
taken Tor nttee1 years. Gentlemen coptempla1-
ing gifts to Indies should NOT. This.
The effort to revive hoops has proved unsuc-
ccssful, and the Sight Of q woman crossf1r >, !!
tnuady street no longer resembles i brd-caro |
walking on with Il pair OF stockings The rou1.- !
Man VINO made this observation was recently
struck with blindness
1ou can buy boots and shoes ut about vha,
Tue thread and wax cost. Ladies ttuc Polar"
hutton. SD: mems Tine sewed tongue, $S:D Mt
"ehc cjos!ng-nut sale A1 ,31 West Mudisou.
4 young lady having died with a uuitur In hcrt
nauos, q Bostouf:sn regrets the fact, but would
not 'ch]ect If u few young men should die with
accordious IN their hauds. : "''''
Cnoper, the halter. carries the best stock and
fA Clark street. - I
A little girl passing the Washington statue