The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-06-02
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ln.ei fpt anything. vas the reply Of the
=, ,oaie Old man.
4 llHoklyn clergyman says IT is all
" q 10 liss any lady, if you DO ii 10 a
tr,tl VI hroihsrly loye All right II the
ritl j. young aud pretty, bring her along
u Rst the kissing, We won't kick about
the son Of spirit is is done In.
fso sulky lovers sat with averted
heal, for half an hour without speaking a
voh ~ last be yen,nrcd TO ask How
do yuu like II my dear" "Firstrate,
sSiJ she, ., keeps my back warm
s1meryille little boy while looking
on, u ilie window Of his home, saw a fan
,aii,-l pigeon aligh, in front Of tho house
20 mother, come here" aud see a pigeon
with a hustle aud trail on
A Trey lawyer asked woman on the
witness stand her age and she promptly
replied Il sold milk for You TO drink
when you were baby, and haven't got
NY pay yet
4 doctor went ont for days hunting,
aud On coming home complained that he
hadn't killed anything. That's because
you didn't attend to your Legitimate bust.
ness. said his wife.
The Quincy Modern Argo tells us that
Californian saved the lie Of woman
Sta lad fallen into river, and was given
uiekel for bis bravery. He wears it as
seatf.piu and refers to II as the pin.niekel
of fame.
How did you like the hymns" lie
asked his sity cousin as he left the church
"Oue Of them was just splendid, replied
sh, "Ah. which ones" THE one In the
neat pew, With black curly hair, and such
killing black eyes,
How things do grow this weather.
sail the deacon to Brother Amos. Eyes,
they DO, replied the brother. Last night
heard you say Won caught forty fish, and
this morning heard you tell Mr.. Smith il
was one hundred and fhy."
Yes, remarked musical critic, re.
Gently from Kansas, the fddlin was hully
hui | tell Won, when the fat chap with the
big mous,aclc laid hold OF that bass fiddle
aud wen, for them low notos in the violin.
cellar, just felt as il buzz saw was a.
playin' 'Yankee Doodle on my backbone.
There is no better bon mot in literature
than the reply Of girl who heard her
father criticised severely across dinner
table The careless critic paused a mo-
usnt 10 say, IL bopo he is no relative of
yours, Miss Ly' aud quick as thought she
replied. with the utmost nonchalence.
"ha's only connection Of my mothers
10y marriage"
gentleman. calling on farmer, OBJ
serve: MIR Jones. your clock is not quite
its (, is ~" well, you see, sir, said
Ais jones, ''noloJv don't understand
ia ,1h aaou, the clock but me. When the
hands Of that clock stand at twelve, then
y strikes two, and then know it's twenty
i,inu,es 10 seven.
Jim Webster aud Gabe Snojgrass met
on Galveston avenue. Jim was dressed in
ti,e hight Of the style. aud upon cross er.
ANIMATION explained that he had jus, been
attending bis brothers wedding. "Who
lii he marryf" asked Gabe. "A CONAN
responded Jim. well, reckon / knowed
dAi al. ~ q matter Of course" "Dar Amt
80 matter Of conrse about il in our family
replied Jim, FOR when my sister Matildy
goi married | hope ! may be shot il she
didn't marry man. Hits fact and I'll
SCAR 10 IL
A girl composed Of eight halves is n
mathematical anomaly. a scientific mon.
sircciiy. Aud vet We heard one recently.
within half an hour, declare she vas hall
dead with the heat. bad laughed herself to
death Al sotiebody's mishap or blnnder,
Nas half crazy 10 know something about
somebody else. WAS half tickled 10 death a,