Arizona weekly enterprise., 1881-12-24
PITH AND POINT.

KIND words are baldheaded. They can never dye.
 THE popular figure in the German is the female figure.
 of people? Because he's host him. self.
 WHY Is 8 bookbinder like charity Because he very often covers 8 multi tude of faults.
 "FARE but false," as the conductor observed when the passenger rendered him lead nickel.
 NOAH was a pretty muscular sort of a fellow. On one occasion he even went so far as to pitch the ark.
 MANY 8 man, says the New York Neus, is open to conviction, who ought to be, but never Is, convicted.
 THE Philadelphia Chronicle says it is q mistaken impression to suppose that dyed eggs are laid by sick hens.
 '' ITS hard to part from those we love'-and sometimes it IS even more difficult to get away from those we don't love.
 A NEWLY MARRIED couple were sit- sing in palace car, when she said. Georgie, amt you glad? We're rela- tives now"
 "Rows, ye Romans" quoted the poeticaI smith, as he sat in the gallery, looking on at the proceedings of the United States Senate.
 "YoU don't know how it pains me to punish you," said the teacher. q guess there's the most pain at my end of the stick replied the boy, feelingly. "'T any rate, I'd be willing to swap.
 "THERE r said Mrs. Ragbag, "Tve tried four times to give that shirt away, and it's so worthless nobody'u take it. But I'll get rid of it I'll leave 1t out on the clothes inc tonight. ,
 "OH, dear ," exclaimed Edith, to her doll, ''I do wish you would sit still. ] never saw such an uneasy thing in all my life. Why don't you act like grown folks, and be still and stupid for a while ,"
 "MAUD sends us poem beginning
 The moonbepIns slliyer upon the river,
 The rippies quver in ecstasy;
 The crickets' shril,ness usurps the stiffness
 And degy chiilness is on the If this Is so, Maud, you had better quit writing. put on your iver-pad and go to bed.-Graphic.
 IN England rivers all are males,
 r nstauce, Father Thames.
 Wh ever to Columbia sai End them ma aInseiles, or lames Yes, there the softe: sex pres1des Aquatic, assure ye,
 Ami Mrs. piIi rAl her tides
 Responsive to Hiss Souri!
 AN exchange says that of the COG young ladies attending Vassar College no two can agree as to what they would do in case they saw bear We may bt sure of one thing, howev CT r- they wouldn't permit themselves to be ilugged unless the bear brought good references.
 A WRITER in Appletoas' Journal oc cupies several pages of that publication in an effort to prove that there Is nc such thing as womanly intuition. Some night when this gentleman comes home about 13 o'clock and tries to sneak into bed without having his breath smell ht will discover the fallacy of his theory THE music certainly is nice to hear,
 But, when one wa,tzes, not so well 'hs heard.
 There's nothing intellectual, It's clear, In dancing. Doesn t 1t appear absurd :? Oh, there's no dignity or common sense In doing so. To all of ttese assaults
 The fun is open. Here is its defense:
 It's bang-up funl Miss Dora, will you dance
 AN English lawyer went into bar ber's shop to procure wig. In taking the dimensions of the lawyers head th' barber exclaimed Why, how lone your head is, sir !" Yes, !" replied th, legal gentleman, 'we lawyers mus have long heads. The barber proceed ed with his vocation, but at length ex claimed; Why, sir, your head is a thick as it is long !" Blackstone winced
 "LooK here, Mir. Gilhooly, you hay, been telling me now for q whole yea that you would pay me for those boots What do you think about it now 1? "Well," responded Gilhooly, good naturedly, "I should say that wher there Is so much smoke there ought t be some fire" "I am afraid not, Nh Gilhooly. 1 think it will end in smoke. ]" am glad, for your sake, that I am c more hopeful disposition than yol are," responded Gilhooly, moving tn previous question. Gatpeston NelgS.