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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-04-28
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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-04-28

What a howl Of pain It would send
forth from the pious frauds who
clamor for the enforcement OF law
were |; done. Such a thing would
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-04-28
4 A. EDDY NJ. d.
CREsco Iowa.

Office over Kellows Store. Office
Hours ! to 5 o'clock p. N. Residence
on Park St.. directly west Of the
Court House 3, residence on the
second block. All calls will have
prompt attention.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-04-28

A GENTS WANTED.-Bl1 Pay. Light Work,
ASteady employment. Samples free. Address
". EiRN, IL Nassau Street NY. 1914.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-04-28
AsTYllsH OUTFIT!
Tie Racine Harness.

IL q the best harness made for the money. II
y mot stuiIed With paper or any 6pungy stun.
Saddles OF Aane, all our own make and win not
gall the horaA The entire harness n made Of
OO0D No. LKArHkk. stylish ahd durahly made.
Case loops on Brides and Breast SollAra
Sent G. o. D. Subject 10 Inspection.
PRICES
single Harness, Black TrimmlnRS.. ..el3 90
single Harness, e. Plate Tf1ml026..... ~ 90
Nickel Trimmings. ........ Is Gu
. Bon TON OF black Gold LIN
I'd Trimmings. ........ ~ 90
Double Black TrlmmiuEA ......... IS VI
. Bon Ton, Nickel or God
Lined Trimmings. ...... 10 90
When ordering, mention the kind OF trim
mtngs you want, also, whether slde or over check,
black or russell hand pieces for retns also whether
trace buckles are wanted on breast collar. uAma
or Breast Collars furnished with double harness
rs ordered.
Address 4. LODDELI.
Raelse, Wis.
Liberal Discounts FOR Liberal Orders. and
Clubs. For rcfeNnce see editor Of this paper.
16nS
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-04-28

We do not sell Green Peas at l2a cts. We sell at Ill
We do not sell Lima Beans ut l2a cts. We sell ut liz
We do not sell String Beans at l2} We sell ut III
We do not sell Black Berries l2l We sell at Ill
We do not sell Pears ut Is cts. We sell ut Ill
We do not sell Cherries ut Is cts. We sell 1T III
We do sell Cove Oysters ut Is We sell ut liz
We do sell Sn Can Peaches ut IS We sell ut Ill
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-04-28
" JUST OUT

OF the article above named we sell 10 lbs,
to the $l.OO, and have it in stock.
Extra &c" lO4 lbs; light &c" II lbs; Yellow
CO III lbs, for $l.00.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22
Advertisements of Three lines under this head
inserted times for % cents.

EOR SALE-A BARGAIN; THE ENTIRE
4 patent covering a little motion, which will
sell. sell rapidly In every city. Address SUCCESS,
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

Simon Silverman, the man who claims u
half of the lottery ticket which drew the
capital prize in the September drawing OF
the Louisiana lottery, Is in bad luck, Ever
since he won the prize he has been IN trou-
BILE. He was first arrested and locked up In
the ticket he had from Mrs. Clark, He
came to New Orleans to see about his case
but, on his return home the other day, he
was shot ut by some unlfnoWn person, and
came up he found Silvcrman senseless, but
his skin intact. 1t Is said that he has been
warned to leave the country, or he will bC
killed,
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

NOR nENT-TWo NEWLY FURNISHED
IL communicating parlors with heat ana gas
use Of hot and cold bath pleasant location con
Price, SIS, Also, one furnished room on second
floor for one or two gentlemen Price, ~ or $40
west Ocll-3th
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

Boston Tr

Boston Transcript.
Fogg put his foot into 1t bold ly when he
was Introduced 10 Mrs. Smith and her
daughter. He wished to say something
neat and gallant. Addressing the daughter,
said he: 'Reully, madam. l never should
have suspected that that lady was your
daughter. | supposed, of course, that you
were sisters, did assure you" THANK
you. Mr. Fogg," replied Miss smith. You
were perfectly right in thinking that lady
couid not be my daughter She Is my
mother, sir" Fogg went or in hurry,
calling somebody or other n confoundcd
fool, while Miss Smith was heard to remark,
Indignantly: sisters, indeed 20
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

THE DISPUTE BETWEEN the market com
pany and the dealers is simply the natural
outgrowth of fundamental fault in the
system. Upon the showing set forth by Mr..
Wm. +. Chandler, ON behalf of the COM
pany, assuming that II cxhausts the case,
the company has an nndoubtcd right to
manage its own property, subject to the
terms of the law under which it was in
corporatcd. But in our Judgment, an ele-
ment of public equity enters into the sub.
stance of the issue, which gives to the dealers
moral rights as representatives of the COM
munity, from which the company ought
to have no appeal.
The original fault out of which all the
market-housc complications have grown,
not only now but in the past, lies in the
fact that private corporation was ever per-
mitted to build, own and control such an
essentially public institution to the preju-
dice of the community.
The mistake having been made, there re-
mains now to be considered only the qucs-
ton of mode of remedy. A market.house
or market place should be under all cir
cumstanccs public common, so admins
tered as to promote in every conceivable
way the principles of competition. No
such consummation is possible to an insti-
tuition of that kind owned by persons and
operated under the natural laws of indi-
vidual greed.
The true solution of all these troubles
would be the condemnation of the property
for public use, upon an equitable basis of
settlement with the present private owners,
the organization of bureau of administra-
ton of markets under the District Govern
ment in charge of market-mastcr, and the
assessment of special taxation at fixed rates
for the use of space by dealers.
1t is not our purpose to take sides in the
pending controversy, because no solution OF
the difficulty can be permanent so long
as the primary fault of the institution re-
mains unremedied,
If the owners of the market are wise they
will temporarily adjust the difficulty so as
to avoid an open rupture, and then, as soon
as Congress meets, propose fair terms for the
conveyance of the property to the District
Government, in whose hands it ought to
have been from the first.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

1--WE OBSERVE, " says an exchange, the
name of Senator John Sherman among the
callers at the temporary White House. This
shows the inefiable check of the Ohio man
and the debasing influence of politics. Less
than three years ago Sherman was denounc-
ing Arthur as corruptionist, and using his
influence to have him kicked out of the
New York Custom-house. Now he wants
to retain little Senatorial patronage, and
has gone back to his old trade of fawning
around tho feet of power.
This is unjust to Brother Sherman. Dur
ing his entire political career he has ex-
haiisted the great American privilege OF
changing his mind. Sometimes he does it
twice before breakfast, and sometimes only
twice a month. He managed to crawl into
camp on every side ofthe money question be-
fore he was fifty years old Hence, we infer
that if John had gone to the extreme OF
calling Mr.. Arthur dodo he would be al
lowed the privilege, under the rules, OF
locking arms with Mr.. Arthur in case he
experienced change of heart. John re-
quires frequent changes in his business
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

SAD BUT TRUE, as put by the st. Louis
Post-Dispdtch when it remarks that the
amenities of editorial life are still pre-
served to some extent in Cincinnati. A
few months ago Mr.. Smith, of the Ga=ette,
was urging Murat Halstead for the Berlin
mission. Now Mr.. II. is trying to secure
the Cincinnati post-oflice for tho Deacon.
The trouble is that they have each under
the signs of the zodiac were not favorable"
In other words, astrology one side, we are
also reminded of Bardolph going security
for Falstaff.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22
Under the Rules,

81. Louis POst-Dspatch.
Guiteau's brother.in.law proposes now
10 engineer the defense on the ground of
insanity alone. He has discovered that the
assassin once applied for pension, with
out having served day In the army, and
the medical examiner marked on his papers
insane" Guiteau probably did what
he could to encourage recruiting during
the war, in common with other feather-bed
patriots, and doubtless thought that he was
entitled TO II pension under the rules
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

A dutiful son-in.law; A young French
man, who had sown II heavy crop OF wild
oats, determined TO get married and settle
down. on the wedding day his mother-in'
law said to him II hope, my dear sonin,
follies in future. my dear madam he re-
piled, ~ promise you that this shall be the
last
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22
Goes ID blind.

Pretty anccdotc from Spain; A short
time ago u foreign lady of rank, who was
conversing with Her Majesty respecting
Spanish man nners and costumes, asked the
queen how she could endure to sit through
a bull fight. "Ah!n said Dona Christina,
"you know l am very near.sighted, and
whenever l go to II bull fight always for
get to take my eyeglasses with me.h
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

"HoN. JOHN A. KAssoN, of Iowa, looms
as Presidential candidate, if he succeeds
in becoming Speaker of the next House of
Representatives. How would it do to elect
a Speaker without any ulterior object or
ambition" So says our esteemed friend,
the indianapolis Journal. We venture to
suggest, at the risk of being thought insane,
that every Speaker on our muster-roll had
the ambition to scratch a peg or two higher
Don't try to hold the statesmen down.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22
Second the Motion.

New Haven Register.
Peculiarities ofjournalism Newspaper
men don't go into business places ana say
"See here, don't like the way you arrange
your show window, and I'm going TO have
IL hxed.n Not ut all. But other men are
continually coming into newspaper oflices
with very similaf complaints. Isn't 1t about
time that people looked upon newspaper
us d bnsiness operation
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

WE DESIRE to call President Arthur's ut.
tention to the fact that there Is such n thing
as too much harmony in the Republican
party, and respectfully suggest to His En-
cellency the wisdom of guarding against it.
So long as there Is lively fight going on in
the party the public stand IL fair chance of
being kept informed of the skullduggery
that is practiced against the Government
When these. able statesmen get mad" Mt
throats, all of which is in the interest of the
public. When the harmony Is perfect they
help each other hide the plumber. We trust
the President sees the point Cincinnati
Enquirer.
The Ohio Democrats being out of meat
since the last returns came in, the above
advice can scarcely be set down as un-
selfsh
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22
A Confirmed Absentee.


CHICUBO IIIIIV1'
Arizona will be delighted that John c..
out there they had nothing nxuinst him
save thta they didn't know anything of him
and never saw anything of him. He was u
absentee
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

. RAILWAY CARS plenty good enough for
poor humanity are easily obtained. but the
Humane Society, out of seven hundred de-
signs offered, cannot find one sufficiently
comfortable for the beasts. A hobby is q
nice thing to ride.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

WE OBSERVE with satisfaction that our
esteemed contemporary, the Republican, has
adopted our suggestion. Its issue this morn
ing in double.shcet was credit to Washing.
ton journalism. The Republican is a very
delightful neWspaper
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

VICTOR HUGO has given $4,000 to the
poor of Paris. 1t is only just that he should
present token of gratitude to " Les Miser-
ables -
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

THF POOR of Montevideo are mourning
the death of a young and beautiful woman,
who has been devoting her private fortune
to their relief. Besides supporting several
schools, and exerting herself in visiting the
poor and examining into their needs, she
turned her own private residence into an
orphan asYlum.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

Mr.. PATENT EDISON has already obtained
200 patents, and he has more than 100 more
awaiting the decision of the commissioner.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

WHEN THE ENTIRE CREW of the English
steamer Senegal was stricken with illness in
Africa the wife of the captain assumed the
station of the man at the wheel" while
the captain and mate acted as engineman
and fireman, and brought the vessel from
the west coast of Africa safe home.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

A PREACHER expelled for heresy is now
pretty sure of finding enough active admir-
ers to build up another church for his spe-
cial benefit.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22
FREE ADVERTISING

Advertisements under hehedd of oscillations
Wanted and "Help Wanted wiH hereafter
be inserted in THE EVENING CRITIc three
times FREE. We inite our friends wishing
situations or help 10 ayail themselves Of this
offer. 1ns,Cers directed in care of CRITIC
Office mW receive cGrefM attention.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

GEN. Lucy STONE will draw her forces
up in line in Louisville next week. Sister
Georgianna Frisbie Hoar is expected to re-
view the troops.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22
Saturday, October 22, 1881.

IT APPEARS that THE CRITIC was the
only Washington newspaper specially rep
resented ut Yorktown. 1t generally hap
pens that THE CRITIC is the only Washing
ton newspaper, particularly of afternoon
publication, that is represented at any point
where news may be expected to transpire.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

PROF. KING has just returned, accom-
panied by his frisky balloon. The Professor
will be glad to learn that he is too late for
the Yorktown Centennial.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

THEY ARE publishing the delinquent tax
lists down in New Orleans. The sheets
would paper the Washington monument on
threc sides
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

SO MANY PEOPLE lost their heads in the
Dublin riots the other day that four poor
fellows have lost their legs.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

IT Is BELIEVED THAT the steamer Thing
valla is not lost as reported, but that she
still ranks among the thingnesses of the
here.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22
niz and william.

Bismarck and his assistant, Emperor
William, are growing old and religious.
They have condescended to offer the Pope
n safe refuge at Cologne.
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22
FOR EXCHANGE.

nor EXCHANGE-FOR A GOOD TONED
IL piano III perfect order the entire right for
patent which Will pay nice income. Address
Critic Office. oclO
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22
BOARDING.

EIRST-CLASS BOARD, with large rooms, at
~ i79 Penna. ave, opposite National Iiolel;;
to sl.50 per day. Terms to suit for families Mrs;
.. q. Howard. propretross. ocl7.d
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22
FOR SALE AND RENT. .

DEAL ESTATE BULLETIN
~ OF
THoS. L. wAGGAMAN. $40 Seventh street.
Changes made Wednesdays and Saturdays).
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

THE PEOPLE of Arizona have gotten rid of
their governor, the late Pathfinder, Gen.
Fremont, and now they are Threatened
with another useless tax-eater In the per-
son of Gen. Banks. The probabilities are
that Banks knows no more about the wants
of the people of Arizona than hog does
about the Georgies of Virgii.-&. Louis
P0a-Dispatch.
Our esteemed contemporary temporarily
forgets that Banks has large patriotic ap-
petite and truly loyal bass voice. Both
win have to be provided for, and as long as
the custom prevails Of firing carpet-baggers
out into the Territories to play governors
and "sich," Nathaniel may as well have
whacS Mt it as John G. Fremont. In due
course of nature it is to be hoped that the
old man with the scythe will take up the
onerous debt Of gratitude we owe men like
Nathaniel and John.
FROM A BIRMINGHAM correspondent of
the Atlanta Consultation We learn of queer
old character living at Griffin, in that State.
sHe lives in log hut and earns his living
by hauling wood. He is now joyful, and
the ideas entertained underneath that
cabin roof are that the inmates will soon
be living in mansion with spires that
point heavenward. 1t is said that he has
, trunks filled with Confederate money
which he has gathered up since the war,
and has always entertained the idea that
some day it would be worth face value
The story, strange to say stops right off
that way in the middle, but later adyices
go to show that when he heard that Bayard
had been made President of the Senate, he
hauled his old trunks out of the closet and
busted them of preparatory to shipment to
his agent in Wall street, New York, Con-
federate bonds being then quoted at 1851.
The sudden decline has impaired the old
mania health
The Evening critic., 1881-10-22

LOANS
In sums to suit at per cent.
The above Is only u small portion of property on
my books. For full list call Mt Office for bulletin
Issued ON LIST and 18TH. Oct22
, 1881-10-08

her brother. who boarded will, her, saw him,
and ob]ected TO this being continued until
SHE knew more about him. The gentleman
then went to sunle fricnis In The city and
procured letters setting forth win he was.
D,t tiiIs tho lady consented that lie snisIfi
call. liz cn,ne regularly at.erwartl, aIltl sposl
formally offered himself 10 her III marriage.
linn Of the difference III their conditions and
declared allo would never nGfen to mnr-
rtnKn which, must bn 50 tlistastefnl to Ills
tan!lly. Without te'lfnR her ~lMt no was y,
30. NJ took tho tuxt Rtean1er for England, and
tho rnst cordial lctters from MI bis enr reln-
t!ons. prutEisinE Tho Ihtly warm welcotle into
tho fatsll'y and accompanied by roally tlaz-
nsle ot t'ioIn. nrid nxnu declared ttAt sho would
mt marry hiM-th!s time bccauso her own
parents would obJect. Tho oyor In tho
unhcrnlsicl. 'and Introduced hlinsrlf. Thcy
too refused him. Hut They were struck with
10 Icnvn tho decision, with tho daughter. Ills
deviation had lts effect IN her Mt Inst. Shu
ylcl'lcd: but, With 0eIl1!no American tr'lcpctt.
, Til thoy wcre married. slo would mt evnn
accept An engagement ring. She inaLG her own
trpnsseau. md it wtls very simple. They wnra
met her husbands relations. To show how
simple her !fo had beru It IL fnct that ut tho
reception terc nne for Or her .he nts to- or ,f n
Her husband hui the tact to takc her very enrly
TO tho continent. They snent year Of travct
thHrc. atid when rho cufno hume shr understood
Mil nl,1ut Ehnt WIS required III her new ltf9.
One III her sisters wns with her during this year.
but litter It WAS Dver came buck tn America and
went TT work to cnr11 her, living again. TIC
Rpent nnc ycnr III California. Thc marrIuEc has
proved very happy ono.
, 1881-10-08


G. A. button, Herman y. Tbrocnlnrton,
Mrs. IL. 4. Thrucn,orton, anlt Miss NclltcJ J.
ThrocMarto1, Ut Boston, registered ut thu
Manltun House recently. They lnndc ill.,
qulry concerning tic difficulties of nscend-
lng Pixies I'eak, and III tho course Of the
evening engaged tho Rev. Dr. j. Edwards
Smith to 70 to the sll1,ltnit Of thu peak for
tho purpose Of performing Il marriage cerc-
many. Tho next 1HOr1.tng ut sunrise tho six
brnnchos stood Ill front OF tho MunitUu
lluuse, aiid III few minutes tho entire purity
wfrp II, the satttIle. Thu Itry. Dr. Smith WAS
mounted upon n particularly lively brute,
w'lirll, after WALKING OH two legs down tho
roRt, from TIM l,otrl 10 the bridge over the
Fountain, wound mp Ills performance by
htcklnE the Clergyman over the ruling into
thu stream. Mr., Smith was rescued ut once,
mid, although mot seriuusIy injured, tho
accident hcrangcl tho plans Of tho wedding
tmrty, for the clergyman declined to
risk his health BY continuing the
trip, In spite of NIL persuasion aml tho offer
OF safe at,l quiet nmE,nai. Atiermltch con-
snltatlun tho young gentlemen suggested
t:t G"oo M s sprss s',a aud es f4sn t to 'j Gnex I'LL
Stntcs Telegraph nt[ce, which Is connected
will tlle sigllal ssatlu MI tlIe peak. perform
the ceren,uny By telegraph. This D0clur
EtlltsthltH w Auln ai'N taHo ~
cl,tnt nrlothor elcnunt Of ro,nt1ace WIS ntlsIc.l
tn this nlrcatly romantic atsaiF. Tho summit
WIS reAched about noaii md scrEtant ukcHfe
was found In Gnargr 0l tho stntion liu received
his vI]ttrg with tld iistNl hospitality. anu whtn
tbeir intentions OF celebrating wedding was
announced wns ovprjuyrd nul ut 0nee set NlInut
making nrrntIuclNGtt4. Tho Instrument rt,Dln
Of Tho siRta stNt1un WIS atGortltCtl with tlawGrH
and lnEA, and than thb SclkcsIllt seated himself
ut tho feicKrnp!, Instrument Mnd eGtt call down
ii tho Springs n!'.cc, lU.AN feet Uu0w. UllIecr
.unc5. who WIS III churut', replied 1Hd IN.
ftfr.npl TITO sergeant thut tho ltnr. LII.
smith had arrived nt,l wAs rcntly tn
,,roeccd with Tho ceremony. Tho, younE
Sergeant, the fnther a,Il mother or tho bride
standing OIL either Side. Hill tho Sergeant ut
tito Instrument reAEl u1f Tho questtuDb of tho
crrEyIlIgn m they CHINO thrilling OYER tho wires.
There wis II rapid clicking for II inoniGHt. mid
then Sergeant Ukcefc, In Il sulemn voice, re-
pcnteu tho mcRs:Eu: =
t'CharIcH Il. NuttuIi. slo yn1l takn NcllIo J.
Throe.norlon to 10 Your lawfnl and welded
ii ill.," responded tho bridegroom, with cvt-
lcnt enlotion. Tho sergcnllt tApNe1l tho telu-
graph inst rttl,ent, All III II lnutlent aaother
uicsARKp e1lniN aud WAs roat! py htlns
"Nelli0 j. ThEsGElOrttn. In sou &AkD ChArca
4. Tuition to bD yDtr lAwful aud weslded bus
buu.lY' .
II TO-" said tho Irdo, III n law voice.
Tue Sergeant heard 1t, however, uIId trans.
mllted The reply. Thsru WIS u moments pnuso.
AMI thpn eAlllU rho Bnletnn concluding wnrss.
lJn from thu valley to thnt smsttf atune kuen.
lt,tk0 fpgt nhnyu tlo ncuAll, cAtllu thAt nessNKu
,nktnH two GcnrtA ono:
"TAuu pronounce you man aud wife,"