Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-02-15

NUMBER 6.
Fickle In appetite, irresolute In mind,
and subject TO melancholy, try Malt Bit
ters.
The difference between well shod
mother and her corrected offspring Is that
she Is kid slippered and he is q slippered
kid.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is an extract OF the
best remedies of the vegetable kingdom
known as Alternatives, and Blood Purifiers.
"rm not very large man" said the
tailor, "but measure u good deal round
the waist" bringing the ends Of the tape
together at his customers meridian line.
CHARLES HARTMAN, Toledo, Ohio, says :
Il know IL cured me, and | hope Others
similarly troubled with pain In the chest
may be helped by the "Only Lang Par as
| have.-!Sse Ado.
An illiterate colonel, about 10 join his
regiment, secured the country to lind what
he called hors de combat, which he
thought was French for warhorse.
EMINENT PHYSICIANS INDoRsE Iddm-
sons Botanic Bdisdm as the safest and
most effectual remedy for Coughs and
Colds ever discovered. Sold by Druggists
and Dealers at 35 and - cts.
The young man who has proposed and
has been neither accepted nor rejected,
knows how exciting it is TO live in doubt
ful state.
HAVE WisTAR's BALsAM OF WILD CHER
RY always at hand. IL cures coughs, colds,
bronchitis, whOoping cough, Group, inilu-
epza, consumption, aud all throat aud
lung complaints. 80 cts. and 81 bottle.
Have you cologne?" she asked. NO,
ma am" replied the druggist. II have no
scents at all" She said he didn't look as
though he had.
NV wife has been troubled with bilious
ness, bloating OF stomach and bowels,
swelling OF the limbs, constipation for
years, but all has vanished from the use Of
three bottles ID. Il. V. G.. Dyspepsia Rene
dy. ID. G.. Barber, Real Estate.
Syracuse, n. Y.
Guaranteed by all druggists.
TfI have ever used any unkind words,
Hannah" said Mr.. Smiley, reilectiyeIy, 81
take them all back" Yes, ! suppose you
want To use them over again, was the not
very soothing reply.
Ia
lung aud bronchial complaints seem TO be
epidemic. In these cases or sudden colds,
the best thing 10 do is 10 get bottle or
" H. DoicHs' EIiJir, which invariably
gives speedy relief and ultimately effects
complete cure In all cases where the
breathing organs are affected. Use II IN
time and prevent serious lung difficulties.
Sold by all Druggists.
A Berkshire County goat hates red so
that he ran three miles To butt 4 gorgeous
sunset which he thought rested on the top
OF hill, aud he was mighty disguised
when he got there.
FEES OF DocTogs.-The fee of doctors
il au item that very many persons are ln-
terested 10 just at the present. We De'
lieye the schedule for visits Is 50. 90, which
would tax a man confined To his bed for a
year, and In need Of 4 daily visit, over
81 900 year for medical attendance alone =
And one single bottle OF Hop Bitters taken
in time would save the 81 900 and all the
years sickness. Post.
Shovel good path around the clothes
yard. This advice is for your best good.
A woman who has TO shovel path does II
with a broom, and is apt TO mistake 4
mans head for first class snow DRIFT.
DIR. n. q. WHITES PULMoSARY ELIXIR
Is warranted TO relieve the Group in thirty
minutes To relieve a common Cold I'M
medately: To relieve Asthma at once
To cure all Coughs before liberation To
cure sore throat To cure ioarseness OF
singers or speakers: TO always loosen i
Cough: To cause the patient To raise
freely: To always produce rest at night
To give satisfaction 20 all who use II.
A Philadelphia quack informes the
public that he is not exclusive. III
patient wants il gentle and mild, I'm a
hom9opath; and when anybody wants
thunder and tightening I'm al allopath.
THE Cosr OF Ir-1f the total cost OF
sickness simply in its business aspect,
were reckoned up, IL would be found to be
great enough in five years TO pay the ma
tional debt The merchant has headache,
from III OF indigestion, and misses good
bargain. The lawyer does the same with
a case. To say nothing about doctors
fees, etc, 1t dOnt pay To be even little
sick. DR.. David Kennedys "Favorite Rem
edy" is friend OF the business man, for 1t
clears his brain. One Dollar 4 bottle,
Rondout, \. Y.
1t is mighty embarrassing to a man
who has some religious friends staying
with him, to have his dog, which has been
very quiet during week days, begin right
after breakfast, Sunday, 10 run TO the gun
in the corner and then 10 his master, and
wag his tail, and then run back % the gun
again. 1t raises doubts in the visitors
minds as to how the host usually passes
STANDARDIZATION Post.
PROBABLY NEVER
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