The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1881-12-27
Sepse and eNopsetfge.

Dr Moran, who was + tgsr A Foes
physician, is to lecture on the poets last
davs
One of Colonel Ingersoll's daughters
is said to have joined the Presbyterian
Church.
Professor Nordenskjold has announc-
ed that he is preparing for new expe-
dition to the Arctic,
Mr.. Choate was described BY an old
farmer as looking like mixture OF jaun-
dice and jurisprudence.
A physician in the town of Sturgeon,
| Missouri, makes his round, of calls in a
buggy drawn by pair OF elks
Inquirer: No; we don't love dogs at
ALL The reason we keep three big ones
is that we don't like our neighbors.
II the spirit of a seal we're to return
and see all, what would it think when it
saw its pelt going all over town on
womsa's back?
Why is wine that has been bottled for
wears like an unmarried lady of advanced
ageP Because it is old made, and none
the worse for it.
Keep your family well supplied with
"Selers' Cough Syrup" Use it in time
you will avert bronchial and pulmonary
affections. 25 cents.
A red haired Eaglishman says that in
his native country they call him an tau-
burn. haired blonde, but ere 10 America
they call i'm red eded son of a gun.
A reporter of California free fight
says: Col Bagges was shot once in the
left side, once 10 the right shoulder, aud
once in the drinking saloon adjacent"
What this beloved land needs is a
class OF reformers who don't have to-
stop every fifteen minutes and explain a
little crooEedness IN their own records.
At party a.maiden named Leake
Gave wild and hysterical shrek.
When splash of clam-chowder
From her face washed the powder
And showed the big mole on her cheek.
A Michigan boy Of ten years has al.
ready shed three sets OF teeth and is
growing his fourth. His possible ca
pscity in the future is startling to think
of.
Exchanges are republishing directions
How to treat your WATCH" but we
don't want to- 1t costs more than poor
man can afford to treat the other fell
lows.
Among the scholars of public school
in Woonsocket, Rhode Island, is a man
forty-six years of age, who attends reg
ularly. But he will graduate in the
spring.
A young man Of Delano, Minnesota,
carried bottle of deadly poison in the
same pocket with his chewing tobacco.
The flid escaped, impregnsted the to-
bacco, and killed the chewer.
Edward P. Fry, an old operatic man.
ager in New York. but now bedridden,
has a telephone connection with the
Academy of Music, and ia q most ASST
duous opera goer without leaving his
bed.
"Ah! what,has become Of your son ?
Haven't seen him lately" "He's at
tached to banking house as cashier"
ATTACHED Oh! l see-they tie 'em
up 40 they can't run away. Capital
ideal
The jockey Macdonald, who rode
Fo.hall iu the Cesarewitch race, Is dead.
He was esteemed and trusted by many
great men, the owners Of great horses,
and his death removes the only rival
that Archer ever had.
NJ Rouzeaud, the husband of Madame
Christine Nilsson, is in very poor health
and is not expected to live many months,
but, despite his weakness, he continues
bis operations at the Paris Bourse as en-
Enthusiastically as ever.
Poor Papa has got Sore Toe. The
Toe is wrapped up in Wet Rag. What
would the Toe Say if you we're to Drop
Flat iron on it? 1t would not say
Anything. Toes cannot Talk. But
Papa would he Apt to be Heard From.
MI. Lnngfellow writes to 8. friend: 81
see the story of my having cancer in
the cheek has been revived again. You
can contradict the report whenever you
hear 1t l have not, nor ever had, a
cancer in the cheek, or anywhere else. :"
"I'd have yeu to know, sir, that
moved 10 the hes. circles before | came
to this country" said anstive of Albion
"Tsey kept you moving all the time,
didn't they, until you we're forced to
move out Of England" ?" queried Hen
derson.
Lord Y, whose popularity was not
excessive in certain Scotch town, hav-
ing refused an importunate beggar, she
renewed her applications with, "Now.
me Lord, If ye'd just give me one little
saXpence, could treat every friend ye
have in the toon."
Archdeacon Kirby says when be went
to Red River, in 1852, he met little
barefooted boy and asked him if he
didn't want to go 10 school. He said
be did, and went That little Indian
boy is now James Northway, Prime
Minister Of Manitoba
New York man who reported that
he saw seven comets in the heavens the
other night is supposed to be member
of the Business Mems Moderation So
cietv Of that city. II it had not been
for this fact he would have seen more
than seventeen hundred.
''Do you think there is any danger in
nv going to Blankville ?" asks Brown
''theV have the smallpox there, they
say" "As never knew you to refrain
from taking anything that came within
yonr reach" replied Fogg, II think you
had better keep away from Blankville. "
A poor sufferer in the hospital heard
the surgeon remark as be passed bis
bedside: The poor fellow is in statu
quo. | SUPPOSED" When his wife visit.
ed him mex morning, be patient said
On Mary. / shall never get well now
, for I've statu quo, as WILL as a broker
leg.
Nellie Hszeltine. well know as thu
belle of St Louis, and who a couple O
, summers ago was reported to be be
8 trothed to Samuel J.. Tilden, was OF
:, Monday married to Mr.. Frederick j
s Parramore, St. Louis millionaire. q
: The residence Of the brides aunt, Mrs
Ellen, Bryan, in Philadelphia.