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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-01-07
AND DEMOCRAT BLOOMSBURG COLUMBIA COUNTY. pa
A UDIToR'S NOTICE.

COLUMBIA COUNTY. IS;
Among the records and proceedings OF the Or
phans' Court OF Columbia county, II Is inter ALA,
thus contained
IN the matter OF the account OF II. A. Schweppenhi-
ser, Administrator OF william Henderson, de-
ceased.
And now December 18th, 1880, on motion and by
agreement OF parties, samuel Knorr, Hsq., IL ap.
pointed Auditor 10 make distribution OF the balance
ln the ACCOUNTANTS hands 10 and among tho parties
entitled thereto.
BY THE COURT.
Certified from the records December nth, 1850.
VIM. KRICKBAUM,
Clerk o. g.
The Auditor appointed by the Court viii attend TO
the duties Of his appointment on Friday, the fourth
day OF February A. D., 1881, at ten O'Clock a. M,
AZ his oillce In bloomsbury Pa. when and where
parties nterestt are required to make their claims
SAMUEL KNORR,
JAM I, s0-4w Auditor.
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DIVORCE NOTICE.

nWORCE NOTICE.
Lizzie Kline by her next Ia the Common Pleas OF
HieDo Samuel Bower Columbia county. No.
vs. 202 Sept, Term 1880.
Joseph >. Kline.
subpoena In divorce alias subpoena In divorce.
To Joseph y Kline, respondent in above stated
case SIR You are hereby required 10 be and appear
In your proper person at Court OF Common Pleas
TO be held IN and for ssid county at bloomsbury Pa
on the nrst Monday OF February TO answer thesboye
compl-int
U. II. ENT,
jan. 1,'el-tc Sheriff.
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FRAME DWELLING HOUSE.

barn wagon shed and other outbulldings.
TERMS OF SALE.-ren per cent OF one-fourth OF
the purchase money to be paid at the striking down
OF the property the onefourh less the ten per cent
at the confirmation absolute and the remaining
threefourths In one year thereafter with interest
from confirmation nisi. Purchaser TO pay for
deeds. Purchasers win be required to give bond In
double the amount or their bids wi h good and ap-
proved security for the faithful Payment OF money
according 10 the above terms.
JOSHUA FETTERMAN,
AARON W. GROVER,
Jan 81 is Admnfstrator3
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I 6 S A CIR e s,

and twenty-five perrhes- adjoining lands of Jacot
Grover, Home and Aten and other lands OF said de-
cedent, about twenty hve acres OF which is Good
Oak Timber Land balance Improved, where on are
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AN HONEST NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
COKE REFUSES TO TAKE THE OATH OF
OFFICE.
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ORPHANS COURT SALE
OF VALUABLE
REAL ESTATE

In pursuance OF order OF the orphan s. Court OF
Columbia county, Pennsylvania the undersigned
administrators OF Michael Grover, deceased, will Sell
at public sale on the premises-on
7HERSDA Y JANUARY 20, 1881.
commencing at 10 O'Clock In the forenoon OF said
day, the following described valuable Real Estate,
to-w,t
All that certain tract OF land situate In Mifhin
township, county and s'ate aforesaid, containing
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-01-07
The State Legislature.

WILLIAM A. WALLACE.
, 1881-02-02

frofn public officials ami nticrs. It
grrttett that ton. uAriit1d will not w u
manhood 10 Btnp nlt this !nsl, ill,n,ase tha
tnDnRE tho tMIltnry md other oruan,.aieh 5 nM,aeh u
tliNt Gotnu here Will fare hnr'l, i,Irss thaaa'ont
sNtisfy thcEr hunger by fntstlno ,hs%,eJ h%eJ taa
u! ahlm Nru1lcs, MleKurcMl figures arI TT 81 eys
Of paper tuwura sas'aada
FASHION ON THE Rail-,
One Of our beltcs .rrupnses To olt.,,
Thnrcr. Dorratl wedding ut BuIt!mu1e M =, ~
1My, md to pn to Philadelphia IL a,,pnt tue<
charity bNll tt,uro TINT night. shu viii w., !hs
herO to ntteni tho iIauhe1uss' Hrr,,.eAsa'
"Wednesday night, md Oh Thursday nI"h, r,' %
will attend tho charity bnIl ut New YorI sns aa
shall Ilear next OF "Ger,lnns" IN ru1rnnI va
which hnvc ntrua,ay bren ndup,cd a. ho,.,a
aiarters for distinguished aetrcsscs and v"n.a s'
istst as they gu aGont tito etnl,,Ltry. 'ss'
1,tNSEns
nrc 10 be given during tho cutnInR week In ,...
humber. Tho President will entertain s'' i''
party Of congressman rharsdny, ytcc,psa.e
dent Wheeler ts to piye farewell feed n ,.a ','
Of his persoiIal frient's I'll Wednesday,, anS s'
rltauonS nre nut for tffl,ilBrs ut tho bou,o, m II.
Solmtor Hill, Representatives Morton ~! M
ChIttent'an, Secretary Sherman. and col pos. saa
parte. The sah lenth of tiov. Natnsey's l,rotss.
hlls stoppc, tho preparations for severn, ;nna.
and III uytnnK 1nrty ut tho ,tso NJ tho SnrSa
tnry Ut Wnr. Int Becretary Evnrts WITH cnninn.
entirtny VI Ills official career. February Il ~ y
bn busy niUnth here for tht,sb III iusntinss,sn = T.
society, for Congressman. ind for cursrspanS.'
cnta. liaCos7rrnas
, 1881-02-02

in1tti'unl., It was timely IN TUE TnlnuHE to
sud tho toE*1n Of alarm. nm md IT. that editorial
tl,nsses Vt tho prtplo thn,i my s,ngl0 nrslolo
ever nprcnri.l1 III ynur yai,,uhlr s,nprr.
ilvcn ~ !t,ts"s;iy, nil1 'nrl'4 ntt'n o. ptan!,o
tlnctr,l, nbr people nre slow ~ sre lnnKrr firm
nny nrter. hut when rnre seen they t,rt,thpt
ti,rrnt. Of n.p,ilre, Ut dista like TINT rsauutln4
f!tn thc rt.l. nutncrnt on thr Fntltfr slnpe. md
The ;ssss ,, 0,9er r. Will ak1 ,r The er M q, 4nGS .
e!ass atd ch@rnster .ha be placed where they
bo Sr'tcssinx thJ TrrsIti.nt md uo.'ascss wl,lle
s s "ne,rs o at"'eccessf rsf . Ss W.se
ti,cmY t,rpnrnt,ons.. Who ro,n!i.atr orr syn
Mtnr, %a Srrs,9ttssof eMnsr r,ys r
eject thn sprnktr ai,1 shape the c''Iniitittrrs?
Congregations. Who seiert our MAYORS a!,l Alder
aia men f,,r ih.ir tn,csrsts 1t tho apprnachiir
city etcrtinn7 Corporations,
80 rt,t,,inu,l Is tbss nsn ucllcf among tho pco.:
Elc. tint tile slntttnrnt Is never chr llctgtH hid
1T II lHrHe nominating convention l!s! fill Gnu
mn,, was heard tn declare boldly: "1 do not OK.
tic lid Il hs cornMtiors ,t,,i II" n.,t, chi, Eet
t,hn,lnntio,l or rlcct!on withntit thelr sny.so.
cX;.lt ~ ncersio',ul t!!;r mai 70 thy t!'se" !,.
lcftn srrtnon ii, Tic sii.,rt stntcnicnt hive
quoted. Ills fitness rur tho pacc. ~ 70 integrity
these trsihs wtre mt rnrtlcuil,1y prominent III
tho successful tlt,tntnce.
Nnw thls evident intention Of thcsc noncych
corporations to tDntrtll Mhi Rhnpe NullnM,
staic. mud municipal lerIstut!nn IS bit IN open
invltatlpn to m,,iitrt. tu which the Wt,plo wil!
bs tho viGsOrs. nl,u uMy result III tnverllncntnl
ness l'Mtcrlial!aiH III titVer:,tnrut matters Is
nnt 10 tao Hiking ot q Krcnt nhny persons @ G.tt
the tlrsinltsi,, Of itnnop0l!ra. now lust bInli,r
burdens ti then, tDn Eretuils To 'e bt,rnc. Il ~
the t'urt Ut wlstlum Ia nvtr1 rnttlrr THU Invite
CuNulitlrS. NllI1 NtIDJtNutGj tU manifest tNlA
wisdom nrc now nvIfnlle..
| Let tho United Suites scnate retusc to con.
| Supreme fieneh. fnr which tllr cnr,,nrattons-
mud iIMycs' epite--lrlve selected him. Let
ntir LcgisnturG lls,e, lnss tuthe strong speeches
| me,nters nr tho corporation libby. Let Tho
lnwa be ST shupctl tsnt rMirtnd property shlIl
ply fts inst proportion Of taxation. Let these
things bp done ;.Olv Er prepnre for II t1rnnycr
wAr ucsde which tho lust ono will be O!.trely
| lost by comparison. &. L. A.
, 1881-02-02
Democrat. Afraid or u Name. -,

wAsuisnr,N. D. c., inn. 1o-Ihs, p,;',isIsss ~, IN
earlcltturists with nn!ve,sal cosesi1 'n.T1,nr1
ass Hs tho c.noleln Of Delu.erncy i1,, maS Is tsa
sW Gi"knel joins rsie: novIssl. NJ iii tue rHts ~
k,Ts q ne"S1s,S 1tI, saSnl stl III c iausst.
than political ssied!oiiey, ,,h,c T. ~
~ It over possessed Of I'm, s1,usl 1x,n9l!cs :!
!ts inventors whun tl!e swegp'aka Us cIptcsril
tiNt tho I>a.,0crtla party III conEres,n,r
ii it, wsll.cMrnetl reputation fur .ltnfittut y, ID ut
blundertng, would lnuye tIIa nieasu'1 slS,s6t il w
Htri.yKletl tor weoks in rdI!Nltsia e"n n.a pnt|
together lis unwiydy luNl tl!Sp',1!gmy 't;nsfstbl
went into tho iHsttle, md ENt k,t' ra! 'nropets
" " tis s n3r'ty nEnl fNs Nn% .s0 .,sy e.
Detn0cruia and Republicans ~ 70 Luz snstoinpsa psa
,nIschlot which tho fnrF1cr hopS p. ~ rarHslu,uaaa
develops 70 infnr1ana., a, a,,a,"xsrs mi tss
thoir Instructive aversion tofoloTina str I'D ss
OF prtHctnre which Anls',ats VI ,n ~ would ad'
Intelligence thNn their pvHtotjle
*Atrnid Arthur Will 20 w!on'x ~, a'oa!l 'oa!il ~
honce, II thr aIty reta.ndur .. t.ast .a III ihss
eoutso, CO.. seaator Morgan: tho u,,1aas' uD,'a uisa
fur tho niuaslire, IL u po!itle'a" "1 ...,s1
'siS' .What arc your fellows IL, the Ioassh
tey taxe up tho Eanun!s 9S,aI s,,ste us sspa no'"
'ai ssy fseai ss1,Sa wv tle t. scnstor =" y
when IhcY xot il oyor tiiare aud ,i." teuE Eimses.
with 1t until they lappcneH h'c".i y them. III
taey picEva i up. and hol19!,'xI 19!,I .aay iaI,ss
nothing wrong in It, ent .i,% tno5 IN Il. soa W
a.iopt 4, enyth,Ix y; a,aS, Win saa' ha'n0 ~
, 1881-02-02


afRJ.- 8. Il. lluakner hns hltl II varied cx-
peritncc. Ills wifo Owno,f tArgo trActs or unn-
prsvetl reGl eatnte in Chicago, which wns cont's.
cntcd, but Afterwnru recovered. 1t was then
rmorlguKed pnu huilt Upland IN tho panic wta
aneritcrl for Its MoEtnKuxo money, leaving Con.
lh,cknor pnor. lEe Ia now living III I.ousvlltu.
Ilrig-uo Xack uaus, Of AlabtMa, won't intn
wnll Street md ma.lo at,ot toU00 0UD, with which
hu retired, anu Ii now living IN eas0 lsrg. uon.
i. u. 1tn.ily, tho brave anil chivAirtU clvMry.
ml.s, MIso tMudu t0rtunn iH Wall Street. but
lust over slDV,000 In II f0w aays, aud wptit TO
l.onLon. where ho Ia now living us financial
aseut of sumo 6anklsiR lrnI, ia moderate cir
eunlstallccs. Drsg.-0cn J. ". Frazer, who
s,rrcndcrel Cumberland Cup. y IN New York,
Vtt,. rhu,nas jatinnI ii Editor Ut tic .Miaii!y
s tts II ss' Viz .ssta lSSs M oa;s
u .ar ~ s,s kts%,sa spsny % Esx Mvsi H e"Hsf %n
ArlnstronK has matlu " fnrtnuo By, running 4
,.pony" Uxprcss IL, TuXns, and nrn. y. v.
ts ,s wiS SoSn MS' oat e Il sFy lc,vss T!a s ssE
liv,.tu H,nt lust hls mind, Ala WIS. tho last
iS nSsra gsn. # el " ana ~ pnl lTHH%syn HSn,. o Il
sisd iSks j. WrisG!s pla2ns,iss ,! 5 sna If Myso:psf:
famiIy ii vuda,1xhters, but tlley hnvu IN G!ar
rlel saw one uau hayo s1rricI wcll. ucn. ~.
laws death ratlsoi tho aaie u Ill., house mud !f.
subscription. ucn. 4. Z. iitn!ilnmI!, wuu Wns us.
susitntts. lett nuth!ng ut NIL but tho peoplo nf
LIN inany irlen,ls. dun. DICK Taylor dlctl
r.or, ullt ILLS twn daughters Msa liy@
Ing with hia Blister Ut WMrtcntuN. Ills
taiuk did not pay anything Ut aecount:
liril, "stonuwall" Jackson Left Ills wro mud
daughter with0ut N,euIis, but bis Ilu,nu hMs
ruItGl trlunAs Tor tiGn., ono ot who!t, s1r: WMu
tin!tui1. uY Memphs. thllIx. left thenl thG1 Ia
hls viii. dsu. Po,k laft ,sothinY 10 his tai,ily.
but hin sut,. Nr, rulk, tas Rll Immense practee
anl distinguished cl.atAetor ~ Eew ynrk. hsn.
lH,shrtkt 1hh,iatln left 0u1y QUO Bo who is tnx
wcll, and ucn Furrsst, WIN eft Int tttc. left It
Win y thrifty anI prosperous % wy, WIN Maass %
Slki,U wnrth Ut property In 1t. I.oais think,
which WIN sMys! % is'Ma ~, c,.iiscaaa n " frlSs
| band, uetl. NruKx utl without pr,porty, uud
his wttu lives with her sister y New Ornai.s;
| thu history VI the couttry. Utit. d. II. Eout,er
died ~ poysrsy. qua % ~ wlIY lIvss % "ltR lSF ~
Q. Whitiuv, oi Fort FISHER tu.i.e. who tiled ii
Wilmington prison III ls9a. loft nothlnR. aud
, 1881-02-02
TrlR1 by Jury.

To tho Editor Of The Chicago 7Hbint
Chicago. Fob. Ill mt klrtl Ut a lInwyer,-
that is. hare Il license to practice Inv.
hnd !. cIse once III tho Superior Court
suit on il no,c. No dcfcnsc. The Court im-
panee,l IL Jury to try the cnsu,-i. O., 10 iltd out
how much WIN duo OH tho nntc. as tho Clcrk
cMied the nun,es twelve highly educated md
very Intelligent gentlemen responded nHd ttn}1
scnts il, tho tttry-box. | told tho Jury what tho
c.se wills md whit they hal 10 do, ind then
gave the jnry tho tntnE. The Jut1Be suukctl n,,l
said: We'll, gentlemen, sHpl'ose ynu cM,l lind
Il verdict wlthnut leaving your seAtA." sulemn-
ly ono JGryMMI. c6,lyuraei vii Ills fG1l0Ws, then
Nrpsa Hnd remarked IL tho ClIIrt: "Tlg
BtAry dluks .cy will retttrc on a!s ling" aud
Ot, they filed; tho lsailIlf locked thcn up; hnf
nn h0llr pussId. when ttlcy sent for petit Ink, anu
pnr,er ! thnlighi tlu,' wore RDing IL tlIll
n9l!Hst me,--were gnlny 10 bent I,lo IN II caae
come pretty near It. FlMlily t!iey nhrafcsl out
md resumed their sehts; tito furg!An. ssll sui
esnn. hatlded the Clerk II Atect uf ipgu, cnp. nil
which Gas written IN plain EllXllsh: "rhe
Shnry finds fur tho lfIAinl!f."
Thu .lllstG, Whn Wlla u STRANGER IN Our city and
not fRnif1nr with thu htKll rrlo nf men wtt1
EDrru on jnrcA here. simply rutnnrkCd tllAt "thll
Jury must tli4l tho Alulnt t!ltr thD plnlnttf
md ont thut Jury filed nKNt,. Atlnther hnlf-
hour uf stssprnae and anxiety. With It wns lnn'lu
known TINT tho jury hal nva IN ngrpct MI vcr-
seennl THUG; they lia,l ailrly ntela, "Qne tt!-
sMnd md 1wcnty't're tpshr fpr do whole OF dis
nDtD." Atll 1t wits so rnrnrlicll.
or cot,rsU feel like tInlnH nil rnn toward
perPetMnttng tho present ByHie,M0t Jury trials
In this Stutc. paul. rnf, IS.
, 1881-02-02
VOICE OF THE PEOPLE.
Tho Warehouse lfiycstfghtton.
To the Editor Of Tie Chicago Tribune.


DLODM1SHToN, H., Jan. 3l.-Thc lion. r. r.
Mitchell hus been appointed oil the committee
tn investigate tho rnst ,lninxs of tho Rnllruad
aud Wurchouee Commissioners. For him to nc.
cept this pInce, whcn he hns son III the employ
nf sni,l Commissioners III II uo0tl shinry, looks
Ike the preparation OE Il bucket nf whitewnsh.
1t would hive been to tho credit OF Mr. Mitchell
II. tllilcr the E!rcunstnEecs. hU hnd declined this
position. u1l1 1t wotd ulso huve locked nIo1u us
II the Commissioners desired M impartial lnves-
tigIu0n. FItiESU til AN HONEST COMMISSION.
, 1881-02-02

SOTllEIiN AND THE .tNu1lDEltER.''
.Ntrp 1-nrk Haur.
When Sothcrn lust resided III tho Ornincrcy
Pnrk Hotel, he WIS visited by Il 3tl,l1,1 Scotch
friend. trlilc inexperienced but naturally emmy.
who came ,l!l tho why from ELL lnburH to spend
il winter with Tho colncann In Now York. THO
porter ot tho hotel wns dirk br!gnildtsh-loU
Ing fellow, Of good 1rui OF ,,rn1nntlc As'lllty
anl nj little sympathy, fur consideration, with
nuy humorous experiment OF SotlIerns. After
carefully arranging 1tsnils with this humble
artist. Hotheru ono evening cAllcd tho attention
or the young Scot to tho fellows gloomy nnd
fUrblddll,g appearance. "1f wore yoll," said
SothorIl, III lose no chHncr OF cDicisAtluR that
mnn. ! never meet him OIL tho sIatrs without
giving HIN hnlf dollnr." AN why7"
Inquired tho, Scot. "Weli," snid sothcr,,
's ~ ,sss %s ;ss @
tlervriS saspe, lilo scStchnia,'. "Do sus, nsiin
nss S nfn .5ni ssc q r
vleted, and sentenced 10 dcntl,-tl.at, rs d mat.
tor ot fnet hu y under sentence 81 tlalh ut the
ic.entIy recovered 10 ask another question. tug
porter tnnin IN WIN sc!tt!e of Gutl. "Ah!"
rS s"t4srn ""es. H., 1his ssntenan @ y s
"Of co,frse nm" xrowlel tho porter. ~, :Fyc
sa the psS"r viii w"s Vas my strp-
fataUr this list tinn." "You'ro out on b;il
while yn.r counaei Is whiting to be officially is,.
nwansl 1"Sa that stt s es, y # Argssls ns eS
sSss shs iss,ss ss sMs s ,,soas ny ii Ss'l M ..Is", I
mun,' Inquired the Scot, III tulcs Of trophNtlon,
"yu uaiteetecpat1 beng executed III r,'hl!tyY'
a.trllcio',s srmbn1es nf contnn,pt. ,,"Desd an'
nd IN wilt for tim Mvunt." Etl tie Scptcl,anl1l.
bis eyes vide opet,. "l',l g,e thge1u 0 tho slt
mon. Y1'ro toy L.. sonse!sn.!nus a'thcKthGr."
Fitrcto be hung souner Or tnier: and l'vu n,aslo
up my m!,ld. lt's III raht. l,ll ne I'll han1 as
s0on as In. sutit;c ftIrc!' And he v,lntsi,cd.
extraordinary system Of lrKu. procedure exist
Ing In A,l,cren, ,tsI then hG went tD ctl. E,rll
!lext iunrntisy he knocket ut Hhern'R huor, hla
Int IN hIs hc0d n,1 big carpc,- -laH IN his haiid
| "tOnk here. Ncdf' hu crtet1 us SOON rs he saw
SDthorn. Ave i,ec! thinking Il tt;It ntNsnt th,st
por-r-trr tho right. wonder IT curious logic,l
infGr-r-esico bus nccurrctl to yuu Ia It h1s tt
| MeI'
.."Ftro nway!" said sothorn from under tho
"Wgei." argued tho Scot, "thut 1unn being
under saiHGnue bt tlontli nlrendy ~ beyond tht
| dieter. r-ent influence vi my othor leXnt pcEl-
atty;
"Cu,lsl:lptls ~ he ts That his tlnys nrc num-
bcre,', ha J.. oyeeoitsy witnn.l. tho '!nt,nt,l o
..Then.'' s,,..i the Scot warmly, "thcre's M
| iitllltEGe-1norHl. !rEul. nr nthCrwsg-tn pro
tho n!aht nntl knnckIlix ms nj thu head WI III
,lx. They ERi,lin t,ntlH htMtwltc even In AAGrlGl
an, ,ps,a sMs!l thoy hung him ONO wo'ro"l' ~ III
''precaely," gur9led Spthcsn. .'anl that
"preraisely!" replied tho Ingenious Scot
1IntHl. Unler tho cEr-r-cunsthtecs An DO u u
aAfcr-all' KOUd dcnl less oxpAfnsttG1'
, 1881-02-02

l5nEpN uE SNN 14NIatlts II EN1t1AH IL H0lSA
tluclist. hns rccentiy KDnn To l'rls IL 1td test
Of his skill As II rntntnAnt. IEu lins fm,ght forty
dues, but In mono Of them hns ha been tho chnl-
tenRcr. 1t IL tol1 OF hin thnt during II heated
iWllt1GAi cnnyass, III tho course If u lIAclissiun
In p,lhlle s)uuro with irst cousin, tho luttcr
called hin, by some oppr0brous cblthet. The
unrpn replied: "rnu nre II cowurd!' Tho
cousin answered: "Wlll you rel'cIt that III tvo
n!nutesT'' "AAaiire,llv," The col,su went
h0tar md returned with Il revolver In his hWnh.
Heu here! TsMt sasnlscr tn.rt suit yuur hnl!d;
the stock never WIS nude inr ynli 1r tito tifn
OF yDii yut' Gi'll mt isc TINT pistol: az he
cu,se,i IL apG,k ttt Hi,ut III hs cousin fneo. TAu
uslt! attack ~ lHwlhlrret THO cousin tt!at Ito
Hulhur sail l1r tlft! anything. Thu IsArun
epat III his fnc1 nEatn. FrtFns !ntarfeFet:
The cal!atn challenged tho l.uruls. 3'hc evo 0f
expurt sw9t.'s'nan llo w4s. hc99ei htn, to sinrn,
her snnA lilr: He rcpllnd: "Gusrrrc shni!
rntlrl, frnt,l the Held WitIt osGsl II acrutch."
The duel !uok rtacc. The tnsin attacked iur|-
] tur,iv,, bis r,!l n,id Imkc'. il. hls serons Until
h'a adversary tccntAH No weilk that he chnd hO
lu1Yer hull hia swurtl. when tho Rott,i.sls utGr-
fcrGa md e!llGI TIC stIlpl. At another limo llu
wMs chnllnnse y thu lese htn.':SMnmis.1am ,,, y
this ,rcnptIt. TbU l,rtal,!swnr.l wis srleH'tei BY
tho septitnls Ui, tho iic Tho l>tll1l. ts"k l,s
swsr1 !n l,ottl hnta alld rsht"i upon his adyrr-
sary. usInK his weaputi ~ tf j. wcru club. itis
n3nin. The I.nrtnl Aiaarn,rd hs sMsvcrsnry. ~
talr timt they wrre put IN p4s!tnh; ut tho t!rst
pass fc Mro!l's sword 0ruknwith'l G'gllt lnclIts
t.r tho ht: h!a l"is.TsarX kept on; tho seconds
r,lslle,| on his adversary, wtHMltti hin: thon
t1,rti ntt thu secOttilA null wtl,l!tlcd every UNI
Ut them, beginning with his own.
, 1881-02-02
CURRENT GOSSIP.


Z II Z III W 1SK.-+Jt
fInod lfDf1ls.
! was born In my little shrou'f,
Al! wnn!Iy wlr,ll, and wlsstu:
Hive In the Hllst anu the cloud
live for Ivy uwn delight.
sec fRr beneath me crowd
Tie Atplng coses rrul,
And tho Ecntsnn tliuc, sun-fcd,
Tint t.,lkrs tho valleys bright.
bluDm for the enp!c's eye
I bloom for tho daring tInd;
live bit fur Gtt!, nti,l allu
UntU Him, uiid ut Ills eUitiNinndt
, 1881-02-02
"Yhe lRevenue statups nseu ~"
Cough Syrup bottles would nita.s -

When worn down ard ready 70 ,ea,Iis;s eans josL
Hpp pittcts Ii what you aec1 " 's' ..: s
, 1881-02-02
a NI1SC1I1Ey1OUS AfII,DE'S JOKE.
H,n EfanrtyrD Chronicle.

DR.. FOort Clark, II yUlil,E Bcn-g0tnn surgeon
an.l M enthusiastic sas,lnt arrived III th1s p0rt
II short llf!G FlnGr ns thu SURGEON nf tho urttiA
ship ,tnlln q UnnNt. Tic ship wns fr0m Cnlc,ittn.
Tic voyHKc wis LONG, nnl ns II vas so ,1lotot-
oilH,,s rs not tt furnish TO Tito icitye intellect Of
tho yo,tnE surgeon all tho phcnumona that the
savHnt could er1,sc, 0ne Of tho Mldsh!pnen de-
tcrlui,ud 10 l,urrovtse somo phenntnenn for
him. AZ first hu contemplated scA.scrpeNt,
Int, us sca-scrr,nts Arr becoming very
common, and are good tcna Of tro'-
bic, no itnnliy determined on thb electric
E ss @ II Is rrsn ~ says " II s. 5
which IL knl,s,i ,s st. Elnrs iire. lilo Eat tho
Mates bulrs;eyo t.i!tGr!i, ail ~, . very lnrls
Tie masthead. 1hsecnatng. he rtsshtl Mtn tho
cabin NIT ai.s,4n,neel to lLo l3nctnr rennrkh-
n ees"r bnae| o s'ie eeK x Z: esa%Inc ' Fd
mule sketch tt II. and finally tl,9 Ml'lshplIn
h9llly volunteered t1 4n ~ ns!.i tntcrrisw IT.
toll. tho t}ctor he htd iu1cll,Hl tho tlnn'u with
hIs nErr wnrrMpssn h;, H. reSss 't,,,
Dr: Cus!i .foiii,l tl!o Deprived yt'!,tK nuns
pnlse u :;. No he put t!ia yonnK s!iIship'na,,'s
ar In SLIM ln.t @ wsEy snx Into @ tl9 Mi;l. @
sl't1Ys lii tho sek bay. md thereafter, dur
luz tho rest nf tho cruise, ami IN u prelni.n
% IL &c ie /" the Ss'y onv e
win, hst blown st. El,tns fire out Of tho lnnte's
lul ls-pyu lnutern duly rsltfons Ut tnbncco anu
o tinasnt, l>r. Clhrk wrnc II very nbAtrnso Ha-
count tf tho ,nslttcr, Which was published III IN
tho I.t't,On f'iHitcn IIlIeli i.,,rc lutnlr.l nc-
count ns thu ph.non.euati. toHet!ier With watsr-
Doctor h.lyIt.R subsequently sailed fron this
pnrt as surgeon nf tho. XelundI.l, ThOlnns I.
PowIes, Commander nf tho Lnhn q 0nnnt, to
wt.nsG knnseilse tho rcrpeirAttnn uf tho joke
hatl conlc,.!ls0itIn communication to tic evening
contemporary, "Eites tho whOle business
NwAy" mot to rnts II a,tlThw ut tho exptilsU 0fN
young gentleman wl,su requirements ls II ply
stcHn nntl rs scientist ure nttel by b0tti the
bodies. bit lint tho jukG TINT tho tealsulN Uf
lOlIr ynyHEe nti,I tho excellence Of Its avn In.
ccrtiu,l n,ld execution unlc rartlnnnhtc mny nut
serve uy II false beacon for utiler scIontEsts.
, 1881-02-02

if1cnt to aikG. Chier Justice Oruy Of Masslct,,-
sctts, who r working secretly 70 onbtaln It, nluy
ut Woruluy'a III Friday evening, to thu Judges
nf tho Supreme Court n.d IT. olicers-Cterk Ny
and Gcr,l,lm Ministers: ss,ators David DAVIS.
l>nwes, EalnInNds, ttpar. mud ThMrtnhn; nl,d
ttcc.
THE NEW 1p,,IA NINE
mala Dovons-Att orney- lcneraI IN tho Hayes
Cabinet. The Bate. Ms 1t wlN originally mnae
up. had tho nntno OF Gen. ncvcns rs SecretAry
OF wnr, and nr Oeorgo W. MeCrnry ns Attorney
Go,,ernl. hut this lUuko'l out tho afternoon ho-
1ors tho Inauguration and roauhcti tho ours Of
MIR. curtis, wl,o bud bcen In tho Land. Onco, but
hal rusfxnel 10 net ns ono nf tho Now ldra
CoNlpuny's uttornrys. lIo NJ once amolta tnluot
remembering ttlAt a1r. Mccr.ry white In tho
Elnl,sy h,l t,tkcn ura,lni IN favnr nf nIlly Nc.
81 NV a , Scses I na 'S WIZ 'irtst ut
ihun Curtis did bctweu1l SUNSET a!d midnight,
md !ho n,,n,eraus - s.,bnralii'ato a. honstMst. Of
clcrt was bosloued Iy ConVtessmen sent y ask
him moi in nppaint Mct,r!.ry to tho nepart'nent
tic slMto was changed. McCr,try was n,aIo ser-
0encrs1l.
TIFF. MAssAcllusE7rS REPUBLICAN, ctt'ls,
which ts principally composed nf Sons uf tho
lluy BtatU wlu arc clerks In tho departments,
had .ltnner ut Wizards Hotel lust Night, which
Ia described ~ Ru cmlnentIy massachusetts 70.
past. Handsome Or. I.oriny. who has not been
raHlccted, M.,d who waNta tn be Commissioner Of
Agriculture, Is tho PresIslcnt of tho Club, mud,
after ho had tuudo his little speech, he gays u
! succession Of tonate, to which tho other Maysa-
chusUtts Congressman respandea, varied by talk
| froM two correspondents. hut not one ward
| was saId about tho General Government, or tho
President, OF any plnuo, posaon or thing not IN
snsnr way connected with Nassachnsetta. OF
eours0 every unU prusoNt hAa "a beautiful time
| yUU kttuN-it WIS W cil&tltFNdF
| THE INAUGURATION PREPARATIONS
are getting more anfl nioru Enud0lcd In the
hands ot nDoue lb0 eo,lmttee'ne. each 0l,u OF
,shUm has Sosne tam-fool project for decoration,
Thousands Ut dolnra hro to 10 wanted In eFeot.
| ing Mu absurd set> Of ntches. constructed With
s-plpe, md 10 te alurned with papcr lowers.
! Then there Il to ba Atsplay Ut fireworks. 1nd
bull In tho now Nntiona! Museum building,
which n ~ ho f'ullshly adnrue4 with Hn IL Allt,'
gUrlcal statue u,l n.uanHAess frastos. There
Tor dancing music, nul suppct.roosps where lur
| chpesV. rio. II the fGll0ws who R!v rtSpota|b!g
FOR vvtIp9 nj the 20 Inauguration displays would
| only pay tho bills no one would cure, but they
| hnye undertaken to .
| COLLECT Fl>oM TIE cLEnKs' .,
10 tho Departments. ulready bled ap utl in tha
regent politrul campaign, aId they ar" aiA-
tipayurlDy to levy contributions iuE aud wsae