The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-03-31
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Tho mAn who persists in esilisg Ar.
lsssss "ArannAaw" sissls The rorslsnd
ks,1 ~ i~Asg Jacasv.
II IL AZ OHIO paper shseA says that
saising matches are rapidly siniins 10
Tie isrs Ola State Legislature,
The Rev Joseph Cook yeArns 10 60 70
Inala. ssd sAli 10 The Hindocs He will
aoulalass no II sstscisas Eindeosments
are erioa3ed
WIN you admit that you arc licisaf'
yelled t4e upper man N STREET Sight
80. 40. replied the under one, II ain
liesol. hui-Im satisfied -
--Nhsn young man attempts 10 court
. young dsnssel as.d she tells him she hAs
: soprcmo oontemn for ham shouid sae h.
srross3 for ooutcmpt Of eUur,f
Young Lady, examining soine bridal
vel, 'scSa you really recommend this
one Ose ~ alous ahopman. "oh, yes.
nsns, II may h ased several tinaes
--Serrsst- Add please m when ] an
out may call Aa.l Itil the piano tuner 10
CON 70 nioiros ia notice when you
plays a. ihe ha unmcri seetns to want tun
ing ,rtg la1lY
al the peaos can administer an oath. We
accidentally tinek rDrnef o. our unbrel'
la 10 a rasr, eya tie other day, aud lie nd
minisiend sescral oatlis TO us; but he vas
not justice.
well, sell. said BiliSion, majestic
ally, I'VE musn't he 10 severe on the young
fellows. suppose was as big a fool SIS
any OF them when ! vas young. Yes,
replied fogg. and sou are not ~ old man
nov. Ellington
--vAndcrbil,'s income will allow him TO
visit 2. coo circuAses, cat 10000 pints Of
peanuts aud drink $500 glasses Of lemon.
ade every day 10 The year But be doesn't
do H. Thus IL can lie seen that wealth is
given 10 those who don't know how 10 en-
Joy II.
At dinner she had a doctor on either
hand. one Of whom remarked that they
sere well served. since ther had duck be-
iwcen ihem Yes, she broke in--bcr
Wit is Of that kind that comes in flashes
and | am between 10 quacks. Then 81
l,nee fell.
An Engllabman who vent 10 see an
Irish friend. knocked at the street door
sud asked. Does Mr.. Mcclure live |
herY' "Ie does, sorr; but he's deadl'
When did he dieYa III he'd lived till |
Tomorrow, was the response, he'd have
been dead fortnight"
A Galveston darkey called at law
yer's Office short time ago, and said he
wanted a divorce. "Is your wife unfaith-
full" asked the lawyer. Oats Jest hit.
Two months ago tole her to put out
clean shirt for me to put on, and she amt
done IL yit.
"A city woman recently sent a letter to
friend living in Franklin farming town
asking the number Of eggs hen would lay
Ia day. She knew. she said, that they
would lay dozen or more, but she wished
10 know the exact number. M eggs were SO
high, and me thought considerable money
might be made by keeping a hen.
A patent medicine advertisement
reads thus: "When lethargic feeling
pcryades your system; when you have
lisinclination 10 move about; when you
have an abhoraLee to exercise, your liver
IL inactive" This will be glad tidings to
many people who have always thought
they were lazy when they felt that way
Now they will know that ii is only their
liver.
A few days ago ayouthful Zulu OF
about twelve summers, named Pea Bios
som, was convicted OF stealing in Calves.
ton court and sentenced to imprisonment
in the county Jail "Iie is rather young
to steal. should suppose" remarked
bystandcr TO Uncle Nose NO, sab, he is
not too young TO steal, but he is cotched
little earlier dan de rest oh EN-, dat's
all"
Tho reason given by the colored m IN
for not going too near the heels ola IA
nous roam mule. was so satisfactory that
We can afford 10 adopt il as AN excuse for
not doing great many other thing. 'De
reason, he said. why ! nebber preach
ia, roam mule from dc rear. is dat m too
fond Of my family and don't belong to no
church. nuddsr
Hot sand-bags are advocated for bed
warmers in place Of hot water What We
like about this 10 preference TO hot water
=, that the stopper cant come out Of the
lag ana let ont tie water and freeze
mans feet TO the mattress But then, il
The lag should nip open and lot out the
sand IL would give one vivid impression
that somebody had been eating crackers in
the bed
"A foot traveller on the road calls to
laborcr who is gathering potatoes; How
long will ii take me TO walk 10 the next
.0wnY" The labcrer says nothing, but
Keeps al his ~ork. The traveller repeats
his question, bu, without success Final
" he continues bis journey; but after a
short time tho laborcr calls TO him. Its
hall hours distance. "Why didn't you
tell me this beforc1' because had 10
- how fAst you Salked
Young Mallory DeSmith who extermi.
bates inelody With fiddle. met old Col ,