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The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24
OLDrIELD's ExCEIsIoRpUMp.

FINiiE undersigned has now on hand about 1000
Il fee, choice White Oak Pump Stock which has
been; spring water a sufficient length Of time 90
free !; from sap. ANY Pump constructed of this
stock Is guaranteed no; 10 give unpleasant taste
tothc aaicr. iiisgrrangemcnts for preparing Pump
Stock in the above manner are most ample and
complete. and he will always be prepared to put
~ the EXCELSIOR PUMP at short notice.
Always On hand all kinl- of Pumr Fixtures of
the very best quality. in'u ling Leathercd Buckets
fog Oh Pumps. which can be furni shed On demand.
Common Wooden Pumps made On the premises
where they are o. be placed. when desired.
All Pumps construcicd by the subscriber are
warranted for one year. Aficr the fr.; year they
will be kept ia order by hisn t'.r isa year. for the
moderate sum Il 100 per year.
r.-D ~ Ereeisior Paag .isai MT yirc .a'-
isffefi0H dtsH D. rssorsf asf the alos rsfEadsd.
Refers by permission 90 X. X. BoaTman. Esq,
towsoniown. Orders by mail, or in person. at
tended o. promptly.
WILLIAM oLDFiELD. Pamp Maker.
July2y. Fountain Green. Hartford Co, Nd.
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es-Ths Jon.ai is not "s,sls, fat and unproat-
able" Il is brilliant. hish-ioasd, grammatical
and ehasss. Itis-weli. lie simply immense. We
feel our utter nothingnsss beside that great
ary. There is bat one Msryiasd Journal There
10 not room for two.
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Jas. c. Morton. Matchmaker,

Having had several years experience in the Watch
aud JeWelry Business with Messr.. Gcp. ". Webb
4 Co., and Mcssrs. Garfield Bro. co.. respect.
fully beg. leave e. inform the public ,ha, he l. nov
prepared 10 fll all orders. embracing ChFonoine-
ter. Waiehe-, Clocks. Music BoNc. AMI Jese,ry.
All orders by postal iar repairing will be promptly
attended t.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

1B-The sith Article Of the Bill of Rights Of
Maryland reads thus: "That . long continuance
in the executive departments Of power and trus.
10 dangerous 10 liberty; . rotation. therefore, 10
those departments is Of the best securities of
permanent freedom"
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

- Hon Bsplanin Harris Brewster. Of pbiI..
ds'Phla' has been sppois,sd Attorney General,
vice Hon. Wayne Masvsash. resigned. lie 10
aAs've Of New jersey, about ss years Of aga, and
one Of the most eminent lawyers In the eeun.ry.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

Ss-Mr. Urnsr. Of Maryland, has introduced In
Congress bill TO appropriate 5000 for the srse-
tiOn Of a monument In the cemetery at Frederick,
to the memory Of Francis Scott Key, author Of
"Ths star.spanglsd Banner"
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

es-Ths Office Of Chief Clerk In the Baltimore
postOfies has been abolished by Col. Adrson, and
Mr.. Robert y. Boyd, who has 80 aeeeptably aIlsi
the position for twelve years, retires.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

ee- Mr. George W. Boyd, who has been con-
nscted with the passenger department Of the
Pennsylvania Railroad, has been made assistant
general passenger agent Of that road.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

GB-The Baltimore firm Of X. W. l.. Rasin A
Co., extensive manufacturers Of fertilizers, has
with liabilities amounting to about s2,.
600. 600.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

Ss-Evsrything the Journal says is not bible
truth. For instance, Il says tina, no county 10
the State, except our own, spends more thao tire
eeives from the State for eoIored schools. This is
notso. Cecil, Carroll, Frederick, Washington aud
some others spend county funds as we'll.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24
N"r'FE.
BALTIMORE AND Delta
RAILWAY.

SUBSCRIBERS To the Capital stock Of the
Baltimore aud Delta hallway Company. who have
pail their subscriptions In full will please for
ward their receipts OF other evidences oi payment
with their names endorsed on the back Of the
same, 20 the undersigned without delay. in order
that certificates of stock NAV be issued.
THOMAS ARMSTRONG. Treasurer.
- Concord St, Baltimore. Nd.
November -. isSl.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

Saoss Sloss.-if you want frs, class hand
made shoes 90 20 Phipp. Bros. neN, door ta the
postoiice, Towsont1wn. 4 great variety of alt
kinds of shoes constantly on hand Rspairiay
drsnsDffs dog.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24
Sales Of Property.
VILLAIN s. Koech. Solicitor. Tom.onlown.
rT,RUSTEE's SALE

1RUSTEE'S SALE
II 0F
A NICE TRUCK Farm IN THE I2Tm DIS.
TRlCT OF BALTIMORE COUNTY,
ABOUT SIN MILES FROM BALTIMORE.
by virtue Of . decree Of the Circuit Conrt for
baltimore county, passed In the case OF -
s Langdon W. Langdon, tho undersi gned -
El as Trnstec, will offer at public sale, on
THssday, 2Ih day Of Dcccssbsr, 1851,
at the hour of 10 A. NJ,
ON the PREMISES, situated between the Belair
road and the Philadelphia turnpike road, and
about one mile from said turnpike and six miles
from Baltimore city. on the county road leading
from Raspeburg to the Philadelphia turnpike,
that valuable property Of which Charles II. Lang.
don died seized, adjoining the properties of
Tobias LutE, Michael Gross and others,
CONTAINING ABOUT SEVEN ACRES OF
LAND, MORE OR LESS,
improved by good two story
FRAME DWELLING HOUSE,
about l6x20 feet, with kitchen attached also,
barn aud stabline about Isx2O feet. with n pump
Of never falling and excellent water near the
house.
This property Il under a high state Of euIsiya.
tion. well improved and we'll adaptei TO the
TRUCKING BUSINESS. for which purpose il
has been used
NeighbOrhoOd healthy; churches, schools,
pos,othce and stores convenient.
TERMS OF SALE as prescribed by the decree
are -One-fourih Cash one. fourth in six months
and the balance in I2 months from day Of sale,
the deferred payments 10 bear interest from day
Of sale and TO be secured 90 the satisfaction Of the
Trustee; or all cash, at the purchasers option.
Under the terms of the decree the Trustee IL
authorized to require dcP,sit Of SloO on the day
Of sale. and in default of is payment to offer said
property for sale again without further notice.
rss- Said deposit Of 500 will be required.
rfr This property will be sold subject 10
Mortgage of 5000, which will mature In March
next.
Taxes, and interest on the Mortgage paid up
60 date Of ratification Of the sale.
Possession given on ratification of sale and
compliance with the terms thereof.
JOSEPH JONES. Trustee,
q y. Paca 81, Baltimore.
wM. $. KEEcfI, Solicitor.
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CO.pARTNERSuIP.

We, the undersigned, have thi. day formed .
eo-partnership, under the name and style of
WILSON RISrEAu. for the purpose Of con-
dncting the business Of General Auctioneers. Our
Office address is Smedley Row. Towsontown. by
strict attention 20 business and fair dealing, We
hope TO merit a share Of public patronage.
SAMUEL u. WILSON,
August ~. lssi. wM. ~. RIsTEAU.
Aug. 2O.-tE
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24


HORSES. CATTLE. FARM IMPLEMENTS.
CORN, FODDER, FURNITURE, &C.
The undersigned, intending 10 relinquish farm-
ing, will sell at her residence "Miliord" farm,
near Pikesvilie. aud between the Hookstown and
Liberty Turnpikes, about miles from BALTIC, on
Tsesday, JaRHary I'D, 1859,
at 10 o'clock A. NJ,
THE FOLLOWING STOCK, &C., VIZ:
Two Mares, three aud seven years old, suitable
N for work or driving I MIX
Cow, licifers, one four. horse fteyH
01.A. .Broad-Tread Wagon, spring12w
Market Wagons, Buggy, Hay Carriage. Drum
Roller, Harrows, Plows, shovel Plows, single and
double Spring Tooth Rake, Horse Cart and Har.
ness, 2-horse sled, Sleigh and Bells, two sets sin.
gie Harness, 2 sets Breechbands, Lead and Piow
Gears, Collars, Brides, Halters, Riding Saddle,
Log and Finh Chains, Single, Double and Triple
Trees, wheeibarrow, Barrels, old Iron. Corn
Fodder In Bundles, Corn by the Barrel, Bedsteads,
Tables, 2 Churns, Lounges, Stoves, lot Of nice
Chickens. Also, one Geiser Separator aud Power,
(S.horse.l
TERMS CASH.
N N
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eB-Ths total number Of deaths BY the Ring
Theatre Gre In Vienna, has been asctsiaiaed 70 be
595, and only - Of those have been idep,ihsd.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24
SARAH J. RAMSEY.

Also, at the same time and place, I I-hors,
Broad-Trcad Wagon, I t-horse Marrow Tread do.
PlOw, Harrow. good Mule, good work or Brood
Mare. TERMS CASH.
GUSrAVUs WAKEFIELD.
WILSON 4 RIsTRAU, Aueiionecrs.
Dec. Ats.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24
NEO. II. MATTHEW'S A co.,
EOR SALE OR RENT.

The desirable DWELLING, located on BosIey
avenue, near Joppa road. The house is Of brick,
two stories, finished basement. Lot 20 by $50 feet
Some fruit, Pump. House lately painted inside.
Apply 10 JULIUS RUDIGER, Towsontcwn. or at
Union oiice. March 27.-tf
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NOTICE TO TAX PAYERS
MISS MANN.S BOaRDING AND
vi DAY StHOOI.

YorNG LADIES AND LITTLE GIRLS
wit nv urEN
N'fte.A'Y. NsI.fs-tsr 2l.f.
4 kINpEBG AKTEN CLASS for little chill
dren. 5000 per quarter.
OBJECT LESSONS ~ GERMAN without
extra charce
4 cias. 90 LITTLE BOYS will be received.
Application may BE- made BY letter 70 Nor
Wich. Connecticut. until September i.i. after that
at the school (Aug t3.-tf.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

Gw-Washington county farmers wear broad
toed boots. The cevsrsor uses his On editors
somstimss-for kicks.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24
New Advertisements.
William A. Stewart. Attorney at Las
baltimore cify

William A. Stewart. Attorney at Law,
Baltimore city.
TINHIs l. To GIVE NOTICE. That the .ub.eri.
j ber has obtained from the Orphans Court for
Baltimore county. letters iestameniary on the es-
tate Of
JOSEPH ". NOVEL,
late Of said county. deceased. All persons having
claims against the said estate are hereby warned
60 exhibit the same, with the vouchers thereof 20
the subscriber.
sa tsfor. fAs 1T dag ef Jaiy. lSs2
they may otherwise by Law be excluded from all
benefit Of said estate. Those indebted 20 said e.
tate are requested To make immediate payment.
Given under my hand this goth day Of Dee. lssI.
EMMA NJ. NOVEL.
Doc. 2i.-itpl Executrix.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

Schumacher a. whitelock, Attorneys at Law.
% Lexington street, Baltimore.

SARAH KEPHART rs. REBEccA II. DIX.
- on ET AL, IN fAs Circsf coHr, for Balfi-
nier. cpHaiy-is EgHify.
ORDERED this third day of December, A. D.,
isSl. that the sale of mortgaged property made
aud reported in the above entitled case BY Samuel
u. Schmueker. Attorney for Sarah Ksphart, Mort.
gagec, be ratified and confirmed, unless cause 70
the contrary be shown. On or before the "a dog Of
J'saasy art provided a copy Of thi. order be in.
serted in some newspaper published 10 Baltimore
county. In each Of three successive weeks BE-
fore the "a day Of January next. The rspor
states the amount of sales 20 be Si.750
wM. NJ. ISAAC, Clerk.
True COpy-Test:
wM. N. ISAAC. Clerk.
Dee let.
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Br GEORGE l.. sT0CKSpALE. Auctioneer.
SALE
VERY VALUABLE TOWN PROPERTY AND
BUILDING LOTS.
SITUATE IN TOMSONTOwN, BELONGING
To THE ESTATE OF THE LATE
BENJAMIN y. PAYNE.

by virtue Of decree Of the Circui, Cour, for
Baltimore county. passed on January lsth, -.
ssT lssl, in cause In which Emma p. E
r. Maddox and b. p. Maddox are com
plainants and William c. Payne and others are re.
sPondenis, the undersigned. the Trustees named
IN said decree, viii offer at public sale. at the
Court House door. Towsontown, on
Tuesday, tie l0h day Of Jlaaary 4. u. Isss,
at ~ o'clock NJ.
ALL THAT VALUABLE PROPERTY,
CONSISTING OF TWENTY-FIVE ACRES OF
LAND. MORE OR LESS.
situate on the eastern side Of Towsontown. and
lying between the lIillen and Joppa Roads. being
part Of the landed estate Of the late BENJAMIN n.
Payne. ltis admirably adapted for building lots
and an extension Of the present avenues of the
town will intersect IL advantsg sgeously.
The Baltimore and Delta Narrow.Gauge Rail.
road, which 10 completed to within two miles Of
Towsontown. passes through a portion Of the
property.
The only improvement thereon IL small
TENANT HOUSE
The land for gardening, trucking or nursery
purposes would be valuable, as % is cleared and
IN good state Of cultivation. This property viii
be offered for sale In one tract.
1e- Sale peremptory.
TERMS OF SALE ARE-one.third Cash ON
the ratification Of sale. one-third In six months
and one-third In twelve months from the dav Of
sale, the credit payments 20 bear interest from the
day Of sale and 10 be secured 10 the satisfaction
Of the Trustees, or all cash at the option Of the
purchaser.
A cash deposit Of $2So will be required from
the purchaser on the day Of sale.
JxS- Persons desiring to purchase are invited
TO examine the property aud can obtain any
further information In relation thereto from the
Trustees.
NICHOLAS cHAs. BURKE,1
5. PARKER B0SLEY,
c. BONN sLINGLuFf, trustees
BENJAMIN r. BUTLER,
GEO. L. sTOcksDALE, Auctioneer.
Dec. Its.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

rINHIs Is To GIVE NOTICE. That the sob.
i seriber has obtained FROM the 0rphans'
Court for Baltimore county, letters tsstAnsniafy
on the estate of
JOHN MERRYMAx,
late of said county deceased. All psrssns having
claims against the said estate are hereby warned
10 exhibit the same With the vouehers tksreof. ss
the subscriber,
oH or L.fsrs tks 80 dog ef J-ly. lss7,
they may otherwise BY iaw be sxriuAsa from al
benefit Of said estate. Those indehtsd 10 said e.
tate requested 10 make immsliais p.xmsat-
Given under nay hand this 7th day ofDss.. Issl.
JOHN MEkRYMAN.
Dec. l0.-st.) Rsseuaar.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

FIVE FARMS In Baltimore county for sale.
Apply to s. PARKER B0SLRY,
Nov. i9.--tf) TowsOntown, Nd.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24
WANTED.

GOOD MORTGAGES At PER CENT. on
FARMS In Baltimore county. State location.
distance from Pike and Railroad. description aud
size of FARM aud BUILDINGS, amour, Of as
sessment aud insurance. Also. what was the
l,est cash sale Of land in the neighborhooi. Give
references = 90 value of farm.
Address. JOHN T. GRAHAM,
Real Estate Broker. IS Saratoga 81. Baltimore.
Feb .S.--tf
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RARE CHANCE

A RARE CHANCE
"A TO
SECURE A GOOD HOME IN THE -.
- WESTERN PART OF MARY. -
- LAND, WITHIN ABOUT THREEA
MILES OF DEER PARK AND FIVE MILES
OF OAKLAND, THE fL0uRISIIING AND
ATTRACTIVE COUNTY TOWN OF
GARRETT COUNTY, ON THE
LINE OF THE BALT0. AND
OHIO RAILROAD.
For sale, on the most favorable terms. FOUR
TRACTS OF LAND In the Glades Of Garrett
county, Nd. The land 10 highly prOductive. equal
In point Of quality, 10 any in the State, partly
heavily timbsred and surrounded BY farms
Each tract has stream Of water running through
Il, besides hne springs Of excellent water. These
lands are In the most healthy part Of Maryland.
They will be sold on the most favorable terms, or
exchanged for Baltimore city OF county property.
Apply 10 or address,
L0NGNEcKER BROS,
0aics "DALyIMoRE County UxIox," Towson
July s.-tf) ?. o., Towsontown, Nd.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

VNilIs Is To GIVE NOTICE. Tha, the sab.
l. seriber has obtained from the Orphans cour.
for baltimore county. letters of administration on
the estate Of
AUGUSTUS A. wALZL,
late of said county. deceased. All persons having
claims against the said estate are hereby warned
10 exhibit the same. with the vouchers thereof 70
the subscriber.
o~ or before 'ls 27ti dag ef jose. 1879;
they may otherwise by Law be exciudsd from al
benefit Of said estate. Those indebted 10 said e.
tate are requested 10 make immeiiats paymens--
Given under my hand this sgth day of Nor. 1851.
HENRY X. EIsENBRANDT.
Dec. 5.-st-") Administrator.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

sLIcER TIPTON.
LEWIS PARSONS, Monhtoa. n.lte. s...,ty.
THOMAS BOND.
HARRISON ALMoNY,
Y. NJ. PARRISH, "hhs hah.
JOSIAH II. SHEPHERD,
JOHN W. SHEPHERD, o. James
Mas. SAMUEL cOALE, 49,,
JACOB BECK. h'aers
CHARLES BROOKS.
Mas. sALLIE BROOKS. belfast
J. w. fRANKINfIRLD,
X. n. WILSON,
A. J. LUTZ, Oeekeysssfie
JOSEPH B0SLEY
J. MORRIS BALDWIN.
RICHARD L. STREET. nA'a~n'
CALVIN HARLIN,
HENRY AMREIN, S"e" Ar.
The above names are a y.~ parties vhs are ssw
using this machine. The Royal s. Jehn 10 he
only sewing machine which rnns kaoksarf - fsr.
card, sewing at the same time withouf hrraklnx
thread OF needle. Il comprises many vala.his
points never before fcund IN any sswiaR maehina.
Boy no other until you examine this pepul.r "a
chine. For sale BY J. n. HENDERSON,. F.Il.le..
Hartford eonnty. Nd. agent Cor Harisri ana Rsl.
timore counties. Oet "a
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-24

A NICE TRUCK FARM ~ THE 18TH DIS.
TRIcT OF BALTIMORE COUNTY,
ABOUT SIN MILES PROM BALTIMORE.
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Why We Combine our
Advertisements.

We combine in order
10 compete. By pool
ing our advertisements,
We can afford to give
That prominence to our
advertis m G nts that
would be out of the
question were we to adj
yertise individually.
Again, we combine
for the reason that we
are til oroug hly ac-
9uainted with those with
@hom We combine, hav-
ing been for years their
n Gig h b ors, and can,
with out the slightest
aesitancy, recommend
each and every one to
our patrons.
Finally, we combine
for the reason that by
SO doing we can afford
to give the purchaser
the benefit Of what is
saved in advertising on
sales, which should to
them be one of the best
reasons for giving us a
call, as under any cir-
cumstanees we can sell
IS cheap as any of our
competitors, and united
we cannot be undersold.
We unite in calling
the attention of our pa
irons and the Public
generally to the advar1-
tages to be derived from
accepting the invitation
here extended them.
Condensed, you will
find nearly everything
you want, and we know
at prices as low, if not
iOWSI, llldll Cdll DC OD-
tanned elsewhere. We
each individually most
cordially unite in re-
commencing the other
to our patrons.
1t is no selfish motive
that prompts US, but a
sincere desire for the
Public veal, in which
our patrons are invited
to participate.
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MISCELLANY.
NOTES.


Sharks generally turn on their sides to eat.
The razor fish, though it lives in salt water,
seems to abhor salt.
The ancents believed that the lynx could
see through stone walls.
The tusls in full grown male elephant
sometimes are ten feet long.
turtles head that had been cut off several
days, lately bit ducks neck and killed the
fowl, in Talbotton, Ga.
Butter was first made by the Scythians and
Thracans, and was at first used as an ONT
ment for baths and as a medicine.
Whenever any one of herd Of hyenas in
their native state is wounded, its companions
tear it to pieces and devour it.
In the growth of all ANIMALS they pass from
the simple to the complex. The young of the
higher animals represent the full growth of
: the lower animals.
1t is said on the best authority that toad
frequented the steps before the hall door of
gentleman's house in Devonshre for upward
of thirty six years.
NJ st. Pierre once saw vast number of
ants overcome centipede. They seized it by
tho legs and bore it along as workmen would
have done a large piece of timber.
An English baronet says that an immense
army Of "snow geese flying against
Southern California sky presents spectacle
which is worth years voyage to see.
The flea will eat ten times its own weight
Of provisions in day, and will drag after it a
chair hundred times heavier than itself. 1t
leaps distance of at least two hundred times
its own length
A Hungarian chemist has been showing in
Paris some remarkable experiments with a
new light-giving substance that burns with SO
little heat that 1t will not set fire to the most
inflammable fabric, The burning liquid can
be held in the bare hand without discomfort.
This new Illuminating fluid is one form
that Protean substance, petroleum.
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Statement Made
I'M HDENe sDATHE.

To WHOM 1T MAY coNoERN.-In the year 1875 treat
ed with Kcndalls SPAWN Cure, bone SPAWN of
raj months growth nearly half large hens egg
and completely stopped the lamencss and removed the
enlargement. have worked the horse since very
hard and he has been lame nor could ever see
any difference In the size of the hook joints since
treated him with Kendalls SPAWN cure.
r. A. GAINES.
Enosburgh Falls Vt. Feb 25, 1870.
Sworn and subscribed before this25th day of Feb.
A. d., 1879.
JOHN G. JENNIE Justice of the Peace
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If a little vinegar or cider is mixed with
stove polish it will not take much rubbing to
make the stove bright, and the backing is
not likely to Fly off in fine dust.
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It has been affirmed by DR.. Arnott that no
wave of the ocean rises more than ten feet
from the ordinary sea level, which, with the
ten feet its surface afterwards descends, gives
twenty feet for the maximum height of the
entire wave.
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Do not tell man he lies. 1t is vulgar.
Say that his conversation suggests to your
mind summer resort circular. --PhitG. Neus.
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FTailors are taking measures to enlarge
their business.
Electricity in Frankln's time was won
der. Now we make light of it.
ssFine feathers do not make fine BIRDS
but they certainly make fine beds.
"Will the coming man hy?" He proba-
bly, will when the coming woman gets after
him.. As
When a young man wants to protect a
young lady he naturally puts his armor round
her.
Why are people who SHUTTER not to be re-
lied upon? Because they are always break
ing their word.
A subscriber asks If we can recommend
cheap and popular watering, place. Certain
"; the town pump.
q never contract bad habits" said Robin
son to his wife. mo, dear, you generally
expand them,' was her reply.
A Springfield man calls his wife Charity,
because she is always giving something away,
especially family secrets.
"This is what | like said the tramp ;
ssgood country board" as he laid himself
down on the floor of the barn.
If a man is very sick and needs immediate
attention, what kind of physician do they
send forP Why nigh and near doctor, of
course.
You won't find Canadian foolng around
with paste or mucilage to make postage
stamp stick. He sits down and sews the
blamed thing on.
at Is useless waste of money to go to
Europe for pleasure" says level-headed ex-
change And besides it's miserable long,
sloppy walk for an editor.
Sidney Smith once rebuked o swearing
visitor by saying LET us assume that
everything and everybody are damned, and
proceed with our subject.
A Syracuse woman swallowed an apple seed
in March and in April darning needle work.
ed out of her shoulder. 1t pays to invest
your capital in Syracuse.
The New Haven Register has come to the
conclusion that the moons greatest mission
is to bring about marriage. engagements and
give the asparagus crop a start.
A Philadelphia millionaire persuaded his
sons to study law, and then, so that they
would be sure to get possession of all his
property, wlled it to some one else.
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WORDS OF WIsDoM.-"Geml len" said the
old man as he got his legs under him, "a pus-
son who labors under do ideah dat he am
foolin' de world win sooner or later git de
grand laff. pusson can deceive de public
for few days or few weeks, but as soon as
de fraud am exposed he am u gone coon.
You may stand yet hats ober on your ears
hang out yer brass watchchains, an puff
away at yer cheap cigars, but de majority of
men win see right frew you like buzz saw
chopin up cheese. What we am we am, an
let us bar in mind de solemn fack dat while
skim milk has its value an its uses. it won't
make ice cream nor deceive de babies"