The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-05-25
PAR1GRlRRIC FONTS.


As with woman, 90 with She horse.
bis back hair IS his mane u1gble
TIE bolJtailedsh horse spenda his whole
existence in lamenting his lack " tcrmi-
nal facilities. f.I ssL..r
Tm boys Of Utah, We learn from the
Salt Lake Tribune, bonst oi Tire number
Of their motherA so I.E. .|.-g
Az exchange has nm article on 9Brral.
stuffs." IL may bo. Nowtfir uB un
article on Meats taft % "I E.h
II Ar satisfied with mylst. said o
real estate owner, who hllA pt ce ~
city ground worth S6,50lh foot.I
THESE large Alceve buttons ar n mise
take-too large enough fdr cdmfoft and
not large enough t1 hdl tie isearers
cuff. n Il NF1 liNllA All
"WHArdo you know about thccurk0o7"
asked sclIool-teather Of ntde Johnny
''Nufin, 'cept he don't lny his trga him-
self" T I-E H-r I'D ..
ACCORDING 90 the nationnfdsbt.o tho
world this old terrestrial hall ia worth
about ninety cents on the dollar Iy
public nuctioR. -Lsi9eUlfhsHT
PREcEProR after n ltcturel l-'N1e.
what are the principal things that are Ub.
tanned from the earth?' Pupil land dis.
ciple Of fzaak Waltun)- rWorpit, .firi'
A FELLOW over in Columbus was asked
TO bepointed to a dye shop, doubtless
having SOME summer clothing ou hand
and was directed 10 the ehoapital. lhr,L
ing Leader.
IT is the dastardly young brother who
remarks: Sister sails all She fashion
now. She wears q houo-bolt r0uud her
waist and expect shou soon have
saddle and bride"
"MH boy, saida a consciontious taachgr.
edo YOU know the reason why 4 6m go.
ing 70 whip yOug' @Yos." r.rhtd tho
hopeful; II suppose it's becauso youro
bigger than 1 am. H..H.h
A NRs. WISELY. Of Texas. packed lrr
valise while her aiioctiounts husband
was snoring and walked % with q m1u
named Well A clear cascoi "Shc loved
not Wisely, but too Wen.
A TELEPHONE operator near uaycfhHl.
when asked 30 say grace nt y dinner ils
other day, houified the party. in n Gt ~
absent-mindeduoss. by bowing bis hoHl
and shouting, Hello! holloW Force ~
habit.
''WHAr is tho first thing 70 be dome ia
case Of fre?' asked Prof StCarna. "suB
the insurance company, N" promptly Hu.
swored the boy nc the foot ~ tho cIasa
whose father had been burned cut once
or twice. ..
A CoLoHED man came into n GalrcstHl
newspaper oliioo and wanted to tal.o tHr
paper "How long DO YOU want itg.
asked the clerk "Jcss as long aa BE- IL
boss. Ef Il don't ft &c shelves L kin
tar piece OF myself
"INrR0DUCE me b your intended.
said his friend ''Shois not nv intended.
she is my wiio. "Pshawl yuu were
hugging and kissing her almost iu
public" eyes. but we have boon MAJ
rTied only a month, and il had f5re6ttcp
that she was my wife"
"Sm-"Are not you going to bathc.
this morning2" He-"No. 4 dare not" "
She-''Why2' He-'My heart is affect
ed Sho-"How dreadful. But "a thoro
no cure 2 He (soizing the longaought
chance)-"Yes; say you win be mine,
and I'll 80 and have o batho thiB very I'M
stant. She dOes.-JudV H.
"HAvE you given electricity trial for
your complaint, madame2' nskod tho
minister, as he took tea With ulc oh
lady. ''Electricityl' said she. "Well.
yes, / reckon has. il was struck by
lightning last summer and hove out a
the window, but IL didn't seem % do mo
no sort Of good. "a
"LOoK here, " said one Galveston gem
tleman b another, "thoso DE Smiths.
who have moved into my neighborhood.
must be one Of the touiost familics iu
Galveston" ''Whnt makes you think
so?' "Well, about City people called
on them one day last week. ''That
must have been on the first Of tlro month.
They get everything on credit
THE bakers cart was standing by tho
door, minus tho baker. Little clieub
climbed up and, looking into tho boxes.
feasted her eyes on cookies aud jumhlgs
innumerable. 20 J Use q good mind 81
take cookie. fBut that would o.
very wrong" said nurse, repruyingly.
"The baker won't see me. /" ''But God
will, 4" solemnly. "I know; but he'll
never ten the baker, Quincy drgo
"WHY, Uncle Nose, Whist in the world
is the matter with you? You look like
drowned rat, remarked Gilhooly. "Ola
massa in hebbon must need dis ol0
darlly. Had a berry close call Foil oil
de eend oh dc Galveston wharf Had
do debbel ob o time P1ttin out again
Ole rheumncky uiggah ike m1 can't
skin up n wet pile wifi "a cuss "WaB
there nobody there 90 help YOU uuig'
'fNot n libbin sole; and ~ Jest hadn't
had de big luck 10 be dnr myself da
crabs would be n disfggming dis ole