The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1881-09-29
HUMOROUS.

A lntle nevr by 10 VI con coho.
ty, ~. was .cnt ~ by h's cmploy"r,
u. Friday or Saturday. to drive mp
tnp cattle, an wbiio ho vas res
trrning aoms with the cattle, = me
ii"c or -ix head. "a severe rain beg ~
to f,ll. The by, wbj was Oh a
niue, hal all ot the cattle gathered
up under large oak for shelter
While there lash II ugh toing shiv
cred tas tree, killed the null, kno * =
ias tho litrlc negro abpu, tw"ut, f.pt
OF from II, au k,Iled ai, tno c,ttls.
Tas little nsIriwr o1lr stunn j
al ~ som ~ h, r-cJse ed made
hl- way a, fast ~ possible T. his mas =
Ter, au with terror iepictrd 10 til
face tod him that I've wa, "uudcr de
tree - keep out oh de rain. dc dcbbi,
rIn dJwn 70 Stre.i OBJ lire, irowcd
hin IRON de- mule aud dun killed al
DE- ca IL and mule aud run off vic
dem
Tho yoing milk III au and his gnl
stbJ b,,r, tlJ Ju, tice vi The
Peace, - Yni take IN : mIis---
ahen .--'Lls nan :or batter or tvr
worse ?" the mighty uan f the Law
Inquired The girl SAID ii had never
cur t. her b fore. but rhe sup
posei sho would if that Vas The UDly
wh Y.
a zorro p 'ndont writes, "Ju-t ef.
t"r "e I"lt Is 'uncevIIle, Juj ge ., Of
Ciirlnt'svlle, commoucrd his jokes,
oui 5000 h,l al the passengers ip Il
roar" All til You what can do
sail he Judge, you may think
o any 'nls you pl care, whether !
have b a'd It or not, aud by seciug
y"u keep III" time with your iingsr-,
Ican tell yJr what you ae playing.
Tno rorre+pp udeut vas skrptical
After thinking mrrneut, lie con-
mencrt pia"o plr = % tho back NJ
a SEQ, ia frOu, y: hun. with all 10,
grace pr Ifcs.iunal "Wha am lplay
i"g .uow," he u.k,d eagerly aud Will
a. air o' r umru. "I'u are playin
th 10 H." replied the judge"
"Mothcr," asked Mary Jane al the
hreakis't table last Monday muruing.
.'don'I you link groy tar is awfu
bccom NJ 2 Mary Jane, ii should
bo remarked, has u bouu whose locks
a'e silvery, "Yc~, d., replied lb.
mother gr,bbiI. nt souet! Ing oo
Nary Janes shoulder ''yes, | think
it, b"comin. too commou. That
makes the ten;h one this l,oruing '
bIldiog i, up b,tsveu her thuub aud
finger.
A famous li'y", hnviog been -
for m ire I ranaqu trof sc 70,
was NC o,ted BY amI,, Sh' ssiI:
al tsve q boy whom want you /,
take and make alawyer Of"
How old il he = ssii No
Hos Is years old, stout aud rug
. d I; he's . pOir Of lungs like u
bellows" replied the father.
"llas any ot o IL al icatiOns =
YES, sir, hes ct tho one great
qul C ton oi al" sail the father
"hos ii o couiuuud,st liar 10 on
tosu. ! Thought When l beard yoi.
rur courtroom jus, now that i,
wonlin 1T ,uke very lon. Tor Sam tu
t. oIrnr p o,ty nigh up T. yUu.'
There arc 100000 c)umcrcia
drummers iu tho United States -
the irse-t bras, baud on rec-rI.
The boy who knocked another
d,wu W tb u pieca OF ico should BE-
arrested tor carrying cougeaied wea
y US.
Chiu1se tarbsrs shave W thou
la,hcr.' L his reminds us iha, ON
Cd .cLo ,ln8.i.r Used / lstber with
GU sba ias.
The young mau who nsed 10 sing
HI iiv,pely, Oh. had ! the wings o
hove," is satisfied with u chicken
leg W.
The clam has n larger month II
proportion to it, sire, than humai
being, yet clam never talks abou'
its nolshbor.
A very small boy car got oul>i'l,
Of a very large watermelon 10 very
small space Of time but it takes {
very large doctor to harmonize tb'
two.