The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10
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a New York man reecnily sold his
wife To- Boighbor for 81. scIae men
Apcaa IA take doligh, in sSlndling their
pctghhors.
The farmer ihAi ''run rapidly through
ls property wore a red shiri aDd bad his
l,r,adie bull behind him.
---AnaniAs, IT. How can you learn TO
be- lrst class liArf" Get engaged to two
sirls and the faculty will sort Of come to
you"
The following bit Of Paris gossip Was
In letter from young American TO his
father "All Of the theatres and many OF
the churches are now open every Sunday
in this city"
A Canadian paper says that Canadian
a. AL IL.
found on this side Of the border Let EN-
oomo.orcr, then. and GO, husbands worthy
Of them.
Teeth extracted without psyin',
read lrisbman. "Ihen that's the place for
me, aud be had lost nearly every tooth in
his head before he discovered his mistake.
They asked him IL be was the best
man at the wedding. NO" be said: Il
don't know as was the best, but, be jab.
bsrs, / was as good as any Of emf
Frugal landlady Of boarding house
Coming home to dinner Mr.. Brown
Hearty boarder-"W well, pr'aps, II
don't feel hungry.
You are on the wrong tack, said the
pilots wife, when the hardy son Of the
loudsounding sea set down on 1t and rose
with the usual exclamation, I'm on the
right tack. but shoot me dead II amt on
the wrong end Of it.
"A change Of pasture makes fat
calves, says the proverb. "And so does
sawdust, added the Passing Shaker, who
had just come home from burlesque
show.
What the editor said to the burglar,
What do you want here2" Said the bur.
glar. grufly, Money" Hold on a
minute" quoth the editor, "and will
help you; I've been looking for money
myself for ten years, but perhaps two OF
us may have better luck
"A Rockland man saw advertised -
sure cure for drunkenness" lie forward
ed the necessary dollar and received by
return mail, written on valuable postal
card in beautiful violet ink. the magic
words Don't drink.
Mrs, Fry, on clipping from Unionville,
Ohio. left kindly Lote advising her hus.
band TO get divorce Immediately and
marry a certain frugal and industrious
widow Of the neighborhood, who would.
as she expressed it, ''be good to the seven
small Fry"
In Arkansas when couple Of ten
year old boys are not home TO supper their
mother looks troubled and observes,
"Now, where IN the world are them child
renS II they are out robbing trains again
Ill take the hide Of o them when they
come home, consarn them"
The Louisville, Courier. Journal says:
Marvin, who married 80 many women,
has been sent to the penitentiary for ten
years. A painful expression shoots over
Mr.. Marvins bronzed features when he
reflects that II be had only settled in Utah
he might now be in Congress.
A young lady who was doing the Alps,
reports progress TO her guardian II
tried yesterday TO climb the Matterborn;
didn't reach the top. It's absurdly high
--eyeything is in this country. Please
end me some money.
What rough fellow that Sniggins
is" pctulsntly exclaimed the Hopedale
girl aftera struggle with the aforesaid
sniggius at Copenhagen" He nearly
smothered mel'' "And did you kiss him
for his smother2" asked the other miss,
naiyely.
The Sunday school was in debt and
The superintendent got up an excursion and
picnic 20 wipe II out, and was successful
At the next meeting Of the Sunday school
the superintendent congratulated the
scholars on what had been accomplished.
Nov, children" said he rubbing his
hands, I've are ont Of debt, what shall we
dor" cit in again. piped up shrill
voice from a small boy on the front seat.
Want any species Of clovesy" asked
pcidler Of a saloon keeper one day this
week Wat for want ums" asked the
proprietor 10 take away the smell Of
beer from the breath" exclaimed the
pediler. TO take away dots nell ov
teerl" exclaimed the man behind the
counter ''ioa got Something's vat makes
der smell stay on. buys him. "
On recent Sunday. when the pastor
Of Que Of the leading Presby terrain churches
Of ST. Louis Was absent from his pulpit,
several persons expressed dissatisfaction