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The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1881-05-12

Temporary Freight and Passenger Station fer
Canton ON Eighth street, near the Rank Bros
FIGURING Mill.
NLEVELAND, MT. VERNON o DELAWARE
u RAILROAD.
Time Card.-m Effect June %, 1879.
GOING NORTH.
o-,n-o,-a No. IL No. /, No. 8. No, is.
oIAl4oNS Accom- "A ccom, Expr'ss Mixed.
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Railroads.

A LLIANCE q LAKE ERIE RAILROAD
No. g. Condensed Time Schedule. No
To take Effect March l, 1851.
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Leave Bayard 12.2O p. m. and 4.65 p, m; Arriv'
New Philadelphia so and 1875 p, m, Leave New
Philadelphia 800 q, m. and 240 p, m, ArrtW
Bayard 1915 p. m. and 449 m.
RIVER DIVISION.
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Trains Nos. 5, 8 and n run daily
Palace Sleeping Coaches on trains no. !, 2,
and l2, between Cincinnati and New York daily,
Sleeping Coach on No. 3 and 12 between Cincinnati
and Boston daily, via Albany
Hotel coach on trains and s between Chicago
and New York daily, via Mansfield.
Connections at Mansfield with Pittsburgh. .Ft Wayne
d ChIcaho Railroad; at Akron with the valley II X
at Meadville and Cory for OIL Regions; at James
town for Buffalo and Niagara Falls at Salamanca
for Rochester, and at Blnghamton for Albany and
Boston, ,, ., ~.
the South and West.
W. B. sHATTUC, General Passenger and Ticket
Agent, Cleveland o. ~
P. D, COOPER, General superintendent, Cleye,
land, o. ~
NLEVELAND q PITTsBUR9H kAILROAD,-
Condemned TIME TABLE.
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TRAINS TRAINS
CIolNa SouTH NAMFs Come NORTH.
No. 4 No. srAGGoSs GT tanccs. Sl,a No. /. No.
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Trains Nos. and 8 and Nos, and 4 run
daily. Train No. leaves Pittsburgh daily ex
oept Saturday, Trail No leaves Chicago daily,
except Saturday, others daily, eKoeDt Sunday
F. r. MYERS,
General Passenger and Ticket AEenS
NEW YORK, PENNSYLVANIA Il OHIO RY
IN (ATLANTIo Il GREAT WEsTERN)
Tine TabIe-Ad0pted NoV. 7tk, 1880
HAsTWARD,
, 1881-01-09
HUM0R:
ha FAT nf fhn tn1,tf-ptfrnfer1

The BARRIERS apprentice Is usually a strapp1ng
fellow. :, a
"A man l,or1, at sen cannot. be proud Of his
native land.
- 1,o..,,,x,
Ayoung lady resembles ammanlhon, pecause
tho powder is needed before the oall.
1nat,,,a ii ~, l;,, ,.,,n+,r;v rbat ,,ossesssea
volcano whose er,,nttons 20 or with (H)ecla(p.
~ - :. 70 - .,.,.,,,,
to whom fou offer it is wise, he doesn't need il;
II be isn't, be won't take it.
WHY'S the meat IN sandwich iike tne middle
class 5t1 Society? Decanse II lies oe!ween the
upper-erust and the untfer"bred'
ten! II has otily TO leave notel without paying
, 1881-01-09
DER LEEDlE GAL-sHlLD'S DREAM.

DRANsPosED FROM DER 'CH1LD's DREAM" BY
CARL PnETZEL.
For 1hfEhfcaqo Tribune
..Mina fiddler! goot fndaer!" leetle gal child
When she Saked ub one nite-times by her own
"Fadder, / yant to shpeak NIT you so qwick dot
Aboud Something's seed me vat round mine ped
Yoost now, while ashleebin' NIT two closed-out
l seed he s' some imoosscks like dat coined from
Und; as / vas dinkin' Of vat dat could been,
Fife or dhrce goot-looktn' Angels coined valkin
Obey Vas look Of me for more rs a ininnoot Or
Und don'd shpeak lnou thful- dots vat dhey DO,
Dhey yoost shtopped around mine ieedle trundie-
und sstssyy sy one vas make dheir hants Of mine
1vas ery me NIT tears SO digger like pearls.
golden curls- :.
Dots ssi|a: nidehorae-a tream' mine eoot-l0ofln'
You v.,s Elsk @ nit your head, und dat makes you
"a mite -horses.a trea,n7 no, fadder, dot,
don't Good be, !.
For i dhey did shpeaE nit me, nnd yoost 1oid by
und u could ID shpeak vat dhey said NIT one hant
Yoost now, On der befrontof mine leedle trun-
die ped. -:~&:e
saw me some feadures Of dose vat vas dead.
Dhere vas mudder und sister, und mine leedle
Vas lookt 81 mine Incl face, vht1e vas treaming Of
und mine darling sister, While ahe shtood her.
self dbere,
MT her plack and pluo eyes und fhlaxen hair,
So she ,.:as got me togedder OH der goot-looktn'
Und dhea leedie saopnie, he vas look Of me- too,
Nit bis hants OF mine own, und he told me for
Dot don't must shtop here BY dot sunsrin' und
But yoost fhly? nit wings to Hefren nit him.
But mine mudter's eyes vns yoost now got dim,
When size said, Dots besser she lif to keep COM
fort NIT him. -'' =
He don'd vns SO shtrong-he vas weak on der
Vat he trank out NIT sorrow der pottlc al1 up.
Pooty soon dhey would coined to dot home watts
Und been free from all sorrow, und trouble, ind
Dneh is sS I'd sfsry one hneel e3 mine lssa'e trun
Und a, sas J, pEay E nnit M some voices dot you soon
Indo der rcetitudc path vherc demptation don'd
TO shteal der prains out NIT Whisky und rum.
Dhen yoost look mine eyes OUT While I heard me
und xs6sd Of mine heart d6at you voa been
Dhehh solne moosicks vas coined, und I LOOK Of
mine eyes, s-:*':
But M aons IS! Ses =! sne somettnsa vas gone by
Dhen l got me afraid, md I yoost coined me
To told you, nina ladder, Of vat vas hear. /
Hark vat is dot Dis some more moosicks ]
- See, &*f's<~: - -
Dhey vas come back. nina fadder, dhem shptrids
By me-" :,"; H. ,,*--< . -
nwas only der song vnt vas rock her to rest.
Und der shiid shweetlF ahlept On her ,faddePa
= breast. IN > ,
, 1881-01-09

!. = st Louis Es0xf-L4spaEtk-
A case OF great interest to phllAo9lsts Is to be
tried n Cincinnati. a gentleman. seems to have
sued the alfnbet before Justice linrned SohWab-
The party sued is the TownrzstwQ Polskie z. ".
ZayemneKo ". Sparcia KoscuiszA, benevolent
society. Il seems That the Towafzstwo Potsk.e
q. w. ZayemHego W.Sparo!n kosetisAhi recently
host Henry left his overcoat In Charge Of the
.tanitor, and when he went to ddpart the gar
ment was not forthcoming He nov demands
that the TDWurzstwo pnlslzle T., ". Iayomnego
". Sparcia koscuiszki shall pay him tine full
, 1881-01-09
~ c1ncAco TRBUNE SUNDAY SIXTEEN PAGES

value of his coat. As the Polish Government
has ceased to BE- an entity, and as there Is no
offjciaI Representative OF it in the country. fne
probabilities are that the To~arzstwo fosk1e .1'5
q. W. Zaye1nuego W. Spnrcia 'kosculzHi Will
get the worst Of it.
, 1881-01-09

The following :. chrd appears on the editorial
page Of the London Times, =; =
: 1.-THE Duke OF Westminster takes the Gppor-
tuuity Of sutne public a1iuston being nande' to
his wife's death to express bis heurtfelt thanks
and most grnteful acknowledgements to alI
those whu ut tho time OF the Duchess serious
attack in July and since, haye evnced so much
kindness anu sympathy with her In her time OF
trial To say that this made deep Impression
upon her a.ild never will be forgotten. By her
fatnily is To say little, and, as the Duke is un-
and poor for their great kindness, ha hopes that
he win ne at the lesst excused II he now pays
only way open to him Of doing so. Brauk-
SOME Tower. Bournenaouth, dec. l9-''
Ann hi1in1,snasa. .drnrsines3. fcuuflic: and
, 1881-01-09

:ful lulproversn Is made OF COZ i, anu 10 ao
though conscious Of their a}yn imperfectlon
.offgurc; c;arestll1i l1ieslrous ofadoptinE the pop
;ular Jersey dress, The patRntee will scarcely
mas f9rta1s ha ont Of h nappyM thu
soe So6 es n Ss So sen denns s an
Epfoyer," and who Id case Of sudden INNER.
sion III the water tcould by its aid be kept
aloat until assistance REACHED her, As nle,
saving agents these bodlces might be turned
to excellent and valuable account $3.50
T. .,:" SOCIETY TOPICS.
Bernhardt is delighted with her visit to
Boston,. 1t gave her such an excellent op-.
portunity to correct her French. ..r.
"a draw ing-room car full ofangels,''' Isl
the way a Utica reporter states the fact that
q number Of girls of St. Agnes School were
On their way home to enjoy the holiday va
cation :
| "A story is told of q; beautiful French
Countess who was so accustomed to receiy-
Ing compliments On her exqulsit figure and
| charming face, that she was heard to remark
| care}gsiy the other day." Mon Dieu! how
the dust flies into my beautiful eyes"
/ The Entire Nous Club had is first banquet
! at the Gardner House last Monday evening,
| with a fine supper, music, and dancing. The
| affair was one to be remembered and repeat
/ ed With pleasure. = :. :: ':t:.:'~' sy
+ Plush is so generally used that it Is now
seen in breakfast caps. The soft crnwn,
| either round or square, is OF bright red Or
| pale blue plush, and is, surrounded by plalt-
! color Of the plush. These are c0Quetlshly
I fastened ON the head with long gilt pins. and
I give becoming touch OF color- -
| u. 4. Colby 4 Co.. III ana 2l9 State street,
have. a very large and handsome stock OF fur
I niture, embracing late designs.
| sTha Ix.niCp N+u,, 1o1.1 e tt Ia mt
, 1881-01-09
BASEBALL.

49, '' bASG-OAAAs
Nolan says TINT Smith, Ut the CleVelands;; Is
the greatest batter of the day. -
It ifs reported on good authority that Jatnes
oRourke will not play ball this year. His price
is too high. = y .~-'' r ss%~-..e@ -
John Clapp, 1t is said, will receive e1,s0O fot
his services with the Clevelanda during the COM
ing seesou.v ss%v ~ :., .s.,'' = -:
The Buhalo Directors are negotiating with
manager who. 1t is said, will meet all tho re-
qutreneltts. - r ~ :5r-'* -
The Buffalo Express thinks that the Western
clubs will eusily vanquish the Eastern clubs the
coming season. ~ - $ -.
Hall, Of last years Clevelands, has recovered
the entire use OF his broken leg, but he has
abandoned the bail-tied for good. !:
a letter has been received in this city from
Gore, dated Saccarappa, Me, III which hR says
he will be tn Chicago in about two weeks .-~..
The Cincinnati Enautrtr thinks TINT neither
Providence nor Boston wilt weather the season,
aud base bail will be exclusively confined to the
West .- - = -, =, s>-*
The misunderstanding between Dunlap and
the Cleveland Directors h1s been amicably set
tied It is supposed he will get s., Co., the price
demanded. -
Nolan Is prneticing pitching at wooden In
dau cigar sign.-Glepel3nd Leader. He likcs to
pitch at wood better than at Flint. probably
Llnclnnuti Enquirer. II Nolan hasn't improved
, 1881-01-09

a months sojourn md enjoyable f4slt 10
friends in New York and Philadelphia ,,ox,
Miss Clara B. Miles Of No 3Y SoaIflf, .a3,fGa NAY
street. has gone East for several montnss: 4
, 1881-01-09

calculated to display goAd figure to advan-
tage, neither. is any Sc, ffttaln to MAKE de- M
fects apparent. In order to remedy ne de, T.,
London has iaodeled Whit IS called the
J" Venus lie 3fedicis bodice" fh1s wonder
full 'simproyer /; is made dfIcork, and is de-
signed for the especial benefit OF those VINO,
though conscious Of their ;qWn lmpeIfecuon
;ular Jersey dress. The patentee will scarcely
make a fortune out Of hps happy thought,
but he may be themeanstof saving the lits OF
some vain woman who .has donnet} an !" lnl-
prover," and who ID case of a sudden INNER.
afloat until assistance reached her. AS life
saving agents these botllces might be turned
to excellent and valuable account :. +.
, 1881-01-09

yery delightful entertainment Friday even
Ing, which was enjoyed by both old and
Young. The program embraced the shadow
pant0nime. Of Simple. Sinlon,n several
tableaux, Including :" Old Mother Hubpard,n''
and the marlonet :. Punch and Judy"
8 'Woodcock's Little Game y will be pre-
sented Jan, IA. 49,. ="
The Irish Literary Association gave a
musical and literary entertainment " edneS.
day evening at Grand Army Hall, and about
POO ladies and gentlemen spent pleasant
evening.
The Banquet OF, the Veteran Union league
was held at the Grand Pacific Hotel Tuesday
evening, and a glorious time was had. :,
Butler Chapter, No. VI, @. g. S., gave nall
and supper Wednesday evening at oWsley
Hail. About fifty couples took part IN the
festivities. .m.....-, -,
The North Side German Club assembled
Friday evening ard indulged in their favo11t
dance. = =.
The ann nual banquet Of the Chicago Jewel
'ers' Association occurred Thursday evening
at the Palmer House, and about sixty gen
't1e,nen, prominent III the je1YelrY and otnef
trades, were present.,
Thursday evening the Imperial Club gave
the third OF a series Of i've parties at tne
Matteson House.. While the two preceding
receptions have been more largely nttendsd.
it seemed to be the universal opinion thaI ms
last was Enthusiastically the most dellgntiul
, 1881-01-09

Aguc, biliousness, drowsines5, tGuutlicc, and
rheumatism Hop Bitters removes easily.
, 1881-01-09

tlQ!lo4t3 U1 apptAlNLln1S'r '.'''t-: 49,
Aside from the importation of the magnifi-
cent arge-patterned brocades which have
gained such wide favor this season are some
new fabllcs designed for reception and din
ner toilets, in patterns. of tiny arabesQuest
small flower designs, and 1ne brocaded and
damassedi effects, which are particularly;
beautiful and attractive, and show the art
ing.eYening tints are il shrimp pink. pale
blue, cafneo. amber, and gold. Among the
finer ornamental brpcadeS recently exhibited
are some 1ozenge-sllaped designs, in the
centre Of which figures we're two st0rks with
long necks and folded wings. One pattern
outlined with renl gold threads, which also
glinted through the whole fabric. -
AveiI handsome toilet was worn New
Years Day by tall brunet Tile dress, Isl
made OF heavy black satin. which is cut
princesse in the back, and arranged in full:
paniers Just below the hips. Acress the
front Of the dress is a full drapery of black
Spanish net, the large flower designs being
covered with a fiile beading OF cut jet
Around the bottom Of this drapery is u bur-
der Of jet flowers, leaves, and fringe.
The undetsklrt. Is surrounded by a
beaded. The satin bodice is pointed in
front, cut in a low square, and filled;
in with beaued' lace gathered full around the
neck. The close sleeves are Of the net, With
wide friils of Spanish lace at the elboWsi
which are to be met by very long Spanish
jet beads. "A cluster ot crimson roses at tf
belt and throat and spray OF thornberrs
in the hair were the only ornaments worm ysa
Despite the, opinion expressed by tie,
Princess Of Wales that no modest woHHhl
should wear the jersey, or so-called ee]sIiifi7
bodice, it Is still in high favor with tBR>fl
English ladies' No style OF dress Is sod9eah
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~ 1RGlNIA: IN tho Clerks ClNce Of the Cir,
cui! Court Of Alexandria County on tha
2lst Of SEPTEMBER 1881.
Marx Young. p!ain!lh, VS.. Alien Dodge, Robert
L. Lodge, I. T. Berry. William Copeland
and hiram W. Barrett. trustees, Samuel =
Bell. Willom D. Castin, trustee, Jacob Lofo.
trustee fer Mary i. Geiger, Mary i. Gviynr,
and Charles LsLman, trustee, dsfenGunts In
chxnccry.
Memo. The object Of ths suit is to m.ts the
s6ove named parties defendant to al amended
bill in cnancery, filed this day, and to require
them to snsWor tho same uader osth as TO Mi
and every tho matters and things CHARGED by
way OF amendment and th.t they may make q
iull and true discovery Of al the III .tter, a,ore.
said; that the compliments debt, princpsi md
interest, the interest of the said Allen UUdyo in
eaid property, aud the liens upon thu same DO
nscertsined; that the said property bs soid to
satisfy the coDplninanta ssid debt principal sad
interest," and tho costs of this suit.
The above ed defendants not having en-
tered their appearance and given security &C.
cording TO the act OF Assembly, and the rules of
this Court, and it appearing by affidavit that
they are not residents OF this State, it is o.
derod that the said defendants appear here with
In one month after due publication of this
order and do what is necessary TO protect their
Interests in this suit; and that copy of this Or
dor be forthwith inserted in the Alexandria CIV
zette, q newspaper published in the city of Al
exsndria, once week for four successive weeks,
and posted at the front door of the Court uouse
Of this county. A copy-test:
BENZ. AUSTIN, Clerk.
Gsa9iss s a stSsr; and p.q.
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H&HLKDABH.
wAsHINGToN 3 OHIO RAILROAD
WINTER ARRANGEMENT.

begllD!ug October i5, 1881.
The AA1L TRAIN will leave WASHINGTON
At 8 70 .. n. and Ale1sndria &: 925 q. m,
daily. excep. Sunday; pssa Leesburz, going
Westward, at II 80 >. N. snd arrive ct Round
Hill <! u Is p. n. Leave Round Hill at II sc
p. NJ; pess Leesburg, going eastward, st 10
p. "a, and srrive ut Alexandria at 8 Is o. n
ans 81 " ashlngton st 80 .. N.
The ACCOMMODATION THAIN will leave
Washington a! 4 20 p. II. and Ale1andris a!
% ?. 70, daily, except Sunday, snd arrive at
leeaou!g Ut 81 p. e. Lesve Lessbnre At 6 %
& m. snd arrive ct Alezandris at Is .. M,
and Washington at 30a. N.
80 Passengers from Wsshlns!on will take
The Washington and Ohio cars at the Baltimore
y Potomac Railroad station st9 20 q. m. and a.2O
p, n, md 80 through withou! change Ct cs1s.
TIE 20 a. M train from Ale1anGria sndl43O
r. II. s-sin from Round Hi! connect at Round
Kill with GOSHERT' Daily Limo OF
Coaches for Snickersville, Berryville and Win
chester; alao Redmaa's Line of Coaches, which
esve Leesburs daily for Aide and Middle
burg,
Both trsins, westward, make close connections,
=! Vienna, with S:sson's Line OF Stages for Fair.
ssx Court Rouse.
GJGz13Es&Sinn tickets, q Sas Ger .es,~
hzEuaI tiekesn, SEQ.
B. Z. HAYENER,
ccl4~ II 3arSrs! Eiakat Agrns
sEIRgINIA MIDLAND RAILWAY
JOHN $. barbour, President.
On SID alter SUNDAY, sept ~, ISL, Pas
seDser trains will run as follows:
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VIRIl n Ia: In the CLERKS office OF tho Cir
cul. Court Of Alexandria COUNT. On tho
list Sept, mbsr, 1851.
The Freeumen's Saving snd Trus: Company
WHO sue for the uso OF John =. D. Uresweil
Robert Purvi. snd Robert II. 4. Leipnld
Commissioner Of the said Freedmen's Savings
and Trust Company, coz plsinants, ard Bop
ert Z Dcdgo, allen Dodge, z. I. Berry,
WilIism {, poland anG Hiram ". Barrett
trustees, Samuel T. Boil, William j. Ocsain'
trustee, Jscub Lefo .russeee for M.ry i.
Gsiger, Mary 2. GUicer snd Charles = .nnan
trustes. defendants. In chancory.
Memo. The object CT this suit is TO make Ike
above named parties defendan: to tho sr,nnded
oill htod This Gsy, end 10 require them to an.
swer the 6. IN under oath as to all and erary 10
matters and things charged b. wsy Of amend.
ment, ard to reqLi;e them 10 make fall and
true discovery of Nil tie mAt.era Aforesaid, aud
that the complsinanrs dsrt, priI cipal and inter
CIT, tho interest of tho said Robert 2. Dcdgr in
SAID property anc the liens upon the same hs
sscortsined; inst the said property Do sold to
satisfy tho compisinants said debt, princips md
interest, and the coats of THE suit.
lilo above named deierdants not hsv-
ing entered their appearance and given
security according to tho act OF Assembly and
Inc rules Of THIS Court, and it appearing by
affidavit that they arc not residents oil this
atste, it is ordered that the said defendants
sppear here within one month after due publjcs-
ton Of this order, and do what is necessary TO
protect their interests in thissut; and that a copy
OF this order be forthwith inserted in the Alox-
andrls Gazette, 8 newspaper published in the
city OF Alexandr!s, once week for four sue.
cesslve weeks, and posted at the front door of
the Court Housoof this eounty: A copy; tcst
Charles Z. Stuart and sep23-w4g
Leonard mhrhurY pa
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1851 esRAr 1881

fENasYL VIII ROUTE q -
TO THE NoSHH, " EST s SOUTHWEST
,r, DOUBLE TRACK.
Sa ka xAif ESf,E sPTE KnnIpI sGENEE
May 10th, 1881.
TRIMS ieEso Washington from depot OF Bel.
TlMCEA S POTGMAO RAILROAD, cor.
-, Her Of Sixth and ST. acts, rs follows:
For PEiladelphis, New York md the Esst. 8 and
~ ~ 20 sn.. dsily except Sunday and 200, 1000
ana iolo p. N. daily, with Palsco Cars. Linn
lted E1press Of Pullman PArlor Cars $50 !.
IN. eally, except Sunday. For Philsdepbia
and 10 30 8. m. daily. except Sunday and
u sog, 40, 10 and 10 l5 p. M. daily.
fI Ps1 5lsso1rg and the West 500 M, with
P1:tsburg and Chicago; 1890 .. 70. dsily
9.oo D. m. daily, with Palace Car to Chicago,
for CanandsiSua And She North, s OU A. m,
ee1cep: Sundsy and $50 q. N. daily, except
" oatVrcsy, With Halace Cas 10 Canaan aigus.
&c. "ssklns, 1880 4, NJ. daily e1csp: Sun
For Baltimore, 10. 800, $50 snd 1890 a. NJ,
~, ~, s.4O $40, $50, 10 90 End 1918 U. "a.
IN sunday. 500 and l03 s.1; zoo, g. Do, OGU,
~ W and lG.l5 .. NJ
For tope's Creek Line, G 40 a. N, and 40p,m.
>. CAL y, except Sunday.
for Annapolis, 6 4U a. u. and 40 M dsilv
except sunday.
LOCAL TRAINS.
sor hleIsndrls 100, 100, 80 and ii 80 a.
r. and ~ s, = ~, 8 aad II 30 p. m. Sun
nc day St w, 30, snd IL 30 B. m. and .. m.
Trans M leave Alexandria for Washington, 500
QUO, ara ~ Z: L., and II DO. 3, 8, 7, GU
IN Sunday at $40, and 10 .. m. and TO-. md
~ p, 70.
THROUGH TRAIN FOR TIE SOUTH Vi,
Scantico Snd Richmond, will leave Alexsn-
oflt ct 7'2o ant IL u g.. m. daily snd s 70 o,
:, nc. daily, except Sunday.
fast mail, leaving at II q =. M, makes but two
s:2ps, VIZ: at Qusntico and fredericksburg.
n; ost~een Alezaadris aud Richmond.
pfloclpal rai!rosd stations md ticket of;ces
ooe1neas'' j. K. WOOD,
faANK THOMSON 'e'NN
Cenorsl Manager. mr1s
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<c5>lleexuudrIu Q5azette
TUESDAY 3VEa!ac4, oUroBEE Is.

pER$I,TENT GIliLET HAy--"I should like
to SCI! 3Ou G:cuo.," said cs,e8oru looking
MAD. rs &c vs,kcd into aa oi5c, the other d.y.
We have 10 Use Tor one" replied the
cashier.
"Ba: yea should always ioak into tho misty
future. "eat 81 the f.ad d m1rsy. 'N.Zt
wiater yAr etI van; 10 make holes in ,our
boo! Gcc!s 50 you c:a ger go1r skates o.
"! Use C 40 ss=t,s-no straps required"
81 nay ~zDt to scroT suinc boards to-
go:hcr 50me THE. The old fashioned method
OF driving tbs sorcVs In with hammer IS per
nlcion5. es Il te,crotates the tenaotiiy of the
tstg4 OF the ac:ow. as it vsrc.
'Nett!ng to GaV, sir.
This ciIc. sSo =ci5 s. co;kscro1."
Il doc't want it.
Ut ass msy BE- used as O tsek ham ner,
cigar holder, aot 6 toothbrush -
Il don't watt i.
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1881-10-18

Gpe1:7:z Gnd Closing VI ths Rse:Is.
CLOSING.
Washington, j.. o., SID Northeastern araiis
8. N. IL IL. snd 8 and % p. II.
Western H"i!a 80 ana Is y m.
Southern mails, viz HchmCai, vs., 10 60 T.,
n. and . 80 and Is p. H.
South sad Southwestern ma;ls, Wis Lynch
n. and s W p. il.
Manassas Division % 2. II.
A:eIsnt-is TO Eound Hill Va, s CO :. n,
OPENING,
N0lsneTn and Wc&-@rn mails, via Wishing
soE, -, o., 81 9. II. Il n. and i CO p. III.
southern nails, 7ia Richmond, Va, 80 3. II
SID I" 81 4. -G.
South western mails Wis Lynchbucg, Virginia
Hh:ough msiia) including wsy mailG or Aiidlsnt
Railroad, 8 30 s. ~.
MaN.sFas Division 80 . 70. for loci. bog oaiv,
hound XII! to hieI.G3ria, Va. 3 80 y. H.
ONCE Eou's--Qhice Gpuns St 80 e. H., and
Closes 81 : 20 p, II.
Sunday Hcurs-Oi.ice opang 81 Is 3, H., a:lci
Closes 81 3 81 q.