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The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1881-02-03

We are suthcrizsd ~ Pr silent Hs'f 10 'sT
thar the reports taleernIhfd from this rtT %
various fapers nat in- Chiregn, 8-Has a
Mexican CenfrrI r1Iiro-d had ~ vas shout 20
rnakea sale . Js5 souli- ~ ai-elni-lJ ~
correct. We a-e iur her n-t.orintd % 81
th,, un.e.s En- ssrihuusie. li.sDsisi rrash. o.
somr1hlnr else 81 thai nttfr4 c--lrf.' -
miles q me rosd vlllo fnithe1 A,-a rH'.l-i.
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nis tine
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1881-02-03

The Phns5sirhis Evening Bulsiin i .
vsry sislvsrt rspsr smong he sialVnrts'
and Il il .irsys hapriszt vben i c.n End
rorusftinx hnrniui 70 ssJ Of he s0uih- some
~ 1itsful q he southern rrarss
oppossd 70 Cspl I'D schsns ~ .
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1881-02-03

eds-ss,a pes ard holasrs ss~ s,Osk 81
Msso. 4 RI
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1881-02-03

ilinaudtcdhiln ,enc tiiiie, ~
aud gu bndinG, 10 cents, ean
covers, ~ ote. Manhood, 10 cent?
hood, 10 cents; Pamphlet, 0 centa
sealed, by mail. Send money q
stamps. Dir. WHITTIER, the great D
ni7 ST.. Chprles Street. 50. Louis, Mo.
, 1881-03-28
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C.iILiEItU CURE,
Swallowing Poison.

Swallowing md tnnuisug tho nn.nu. tnpur!s'u,
generated ~ CAtrrht lsuasnn MT H1nu Inc nasAl Ur
Ent,s, but tO stuninrh aud lanzs- No lIHrgly Is,ci
fsulGuy IIko du4tt4ea and ItxIuIu HRuIs, eAn lH-
sibly feueh Gr tEu4tcuIu lnu tlTulUtit splr1tt nf
ChtxrEll Yhts fAGt NxplnRa thu Witnh1rIui eurun
phuelv,l by AIR. Wei lie neyrr's now 1nUrulnltfr
tr1anlBht- The Alurntt sUil by hi ura salAurlsri!
ty sIL0 mucous thrUuxsIuMt rho System md
form ttAnut NJ we'll IaGI nnltntr. ~
ccftatn III cure CMturrh ~ yAccti!o virus u ~ pEu'
want tnhltIlHx Its unufacedtnea krle With uHs.!.
ielled tentlnannlH frutn nanr tln1satus whn, NJ
atIars NJ tbs dtsouso, hnto hren curtI by this
wIniHrtn! EcnIy. sstnbltstl. h"yund runtsl.uictlh
Tho fart that sVul liz aieYHr's GattArS tUr'a l.
ssa1. MsY: I: II. 'rAyss ~ S.Iis..t,. AnsSk,n y.
snttsiy eassd ass",Ias y u; is.niix vsa sat
fufe t<.ln tALarfh hr 10 ftA. a. II. s1t btnn ID.
iIIDtaalwar, \. l.. =" airA I.s altar d"utnrl!p
". H %a.snttoss:p[s ssT Y. mp esa .s*ss NJ
e!sss ssssat."' itas. II: IT.. H"ansr, Ffsi"rlss:
sn3a,d u,ni." siary 4. ltenHiss: @ n .lsrk..!
%y nS.tEs uH!!i lu:;s! w! " MsySsss CataI!i'
iSui. MI; III 9 gars m i.!st".. rsst" In \;
n lsbo itay: t,se. 4: is!*;. t.l;
M'M r@$as.S.1, @ ~ A. y. EFn; " *s Nj ;.i tsi
frey. llik "Cure" i aellveFSa % aux address Ivy
u. IL DEWEY Gh VI l]syss,, N. f' a. 90 eunl-
a'etv.
, 1881-03-28
A rlIRUEFOLD RELIGION.

BENNOy IIy PItUF. HWINu1
I'rof. Swing, paAlor Of tho CuntrAl Church, !,
preached yesterday forenoon 10 q large audi.
auvc. lilo took tor his the NC IA Tarsefoll Ho-
lxou." Following Ia tho sermon:
The Hon Of tnal came eating aud drin king
.Aatt., RI, ~.
We wcrv ulI upuulutel Ly Eatuso tu spenI this
, 1881-03-28
A Plea for u Weekly HaIf-Hollday
by the Rov. Brooke Hcr"
ford.
Tho IsccOnCitinttOns Of Society
Sermon by the lscv. DR..
: Thomas.
Prof. Swings Discourse on Christian
ity as O Threefold Re.
ligion.
REST T1sOAI LADOR.

vestor.,ny murninR, ald urged the Introduction
q ,ho Enx'ss sysfsn St ,ho weekly nn!t; n"' T.
is'l: inx y '"'' '''' '"s - ''' .s' 90
M ~ Go" ,.s "no"ra %.u II" t prur pecrtiv To- na"b ' m
tue bctter observance Of Sunday. It !. not vory
ioug aInco did this; moreover, think that TINT
tpecIal ground hus ,,cen prctty wetl covered nf
r.: Az a. q xuourI tn ,nc ;bnt n ,vnuil hf,
moro to tho purpose to call public attention to
aneF nss; r re,t 9s' o' luis '0 SF'' Su0e0' u
Fnr It ouuht never to bo FORGOTTEN
thu. tho whoie original moanlrx OF tlat
venerable institution the enbhath, WIS, nut
.ho sacrcdness of religious ubscrvances, but
fabbnth aay, "to kaop It ho!y," dill not 'nean" "to
cesaeton @ NJ from rom m ros commou ruu,,i Of toll It
.sor.sn ror,1,t,.n thot ,hn nnrt,,nt cou,mo,,d
W. %ss T. ,h"u A5slt t., d III. " 1sH ,,i NJ
xs5 s sp H. 1a' sscs4 @ 9sss,s s9se q ss S s s
gre.tnT stra of iia aeiMnha 'oo eso'y 3, .e
old rcs, H. pws Was n ,t 1n. sn
ias trSn @ rexoT n sD!est tS q! merely ssssaf sf
one nm Sui uent!H M wttn snnn % o'Rner @ "sTSGt 's
81 Ssy 'ts SAND; IT, ""s a5a p|sultas fer !!sss
Trsau1 ;rvn 1s" ~ @ asofea apr r1 @ for n
a e hur. sryhe Ia "a w so fser in h"ns ~ c M sprt
Fl Il ,iat @ ,'eHip ipha sraaa word: "san snal not lvo
by IssaH a nomH nc 'o will oht thnt onc Of the mast
pressing i.ceds IF ife g this sountry-is ' nora
rest. Iherc y not public writer olt t,as rEGu
aaal1rs "1s i. Tssr5 saray
s e ,ns nwh,s aSo "ve ire fools tor eonK
4 seons Us @ !. w n'l 70 20 Me'!i nn~ ~ ,, nno
o,ner cs,on usss bit t fissssu Is sosthnT to
agrce Upon thu need. Tho fact IL,
, 1881-03-28


life With A condition Of mind that should 1ncns-
nre all things by means Of comparison. Having
xcnn tho riIl VIC .lccluru tbs river TO ba large;
from little inland laxn w0 Roach the conntu.
sion that tho occan Ia vnst: from tho fttln
mounds Of Garth III pMrk or OVER Tho dcnd
body 1f n loved Dnu wh pasA 10 Tho notion that
NJ. blanc Ia an elevation nf awful grandeur.
From tho ntatcrin1 Kingdom man passes Intn the
mnnta carrying With hIm tho name rod Of
measurement. aud he estfnates his principles II,
science, ur In law, or In ethics. or IN polttca ny
comparing them With Bhtio contemporary tdpas
Or ideas whOsu dimensions nro prDservu. In his
tory. The greatness Df English or american In
attutlons "a relative 0reatness, the suva8es or
tho dark HEcs hcng a membor Of tho
largo and cheering cuInpafsou. As oara-
van onnorgea from weeks In the
dcsort, fully ohpablo OF Judging Of the
beauty at Erass and clear, cool water. 10 man.
when he attempts to measure any ono Of his
forms OF prosperity, places himself for tlmo
back of That assumed good and marks in bis
memory tho thorHy phth which Tod him to tho
better result. Statesmen declare that rood
political philosophy which brtngs tho must hatt-
ptnnss to the most, thus measuring each now
/ republic by thuso dead or dying dospotsms
which brGuxh it, Krcntest good only to tho at,atl-
est number. 1t IL tny Wish Ia thGso rematks 10
place Christianity III the mldst Of great cum
pRrsson that In general ana most Just manner
VIC may learn 4UflEtbt[l0 or ltS fP}AIlf0 great
uess
~ tAas VIII always 90 tno nest 8osornhot
which shall meet beat tho MOST wants nf society,
that will be the muSt wurthy religion which shalt
Khiher up into Itself the most and tnost inlluen-
tiAi ldeas In tho department at poty. Man is 80
complex a being that his waits nro many. Ho
reveals lnuntal wants, and sprltuu1 wunts, and
| ph..I,.l ,,nr,. nd ,,rJor oa,h ~ +haan to roo
,. rn."'s", "..''ee' ~ "It Saea y. s.... -
8chefaN1ahohs thura apr1nKs up variety Ut
rcetls which no arithmetlolan coil'u ever emu
mesato, a sclcuco or u philosophy which shall
r,oa, rho raoa ~ mi. crtn,uro m,tet hc ona nf
ni,nnst t,ani, h.nnSth anI "inst,nitw 'Thn mar.
rnwn".s ~ ,hn No arnt,1 4.iinat, ti,;a+s il f1r
thn h,,na ~ ,,n,, ~ ~, at,,riv cnarao
"nho % IL t,hminsunts iu,t M !, rannns s,tnnly Tho
nnuI. ~ ,yt .,s,... t1',,,, ns TX nvr
,, WI wnson a ue1 ..o.n @ ,..9 ia ~ snd
aao h ,es,, sG a. ,,o ~, ~ s,nn 1 9nr
~. e Sf',,c m .ar - .uo ~, n.y atar f
.an ~. - III ~ ~ t,n it,t @ ~ ,.tth
~ Hus' 10 "t I'LL t,, tS o., @ noa 49,.
se..kloue y! uuha' .nuJ .nu9. ~ W s.,r1t ~
s enn. tnsa Iaa pn.i 3H VIZ .,,ot,
tt ~ % ha .a. ~, a. ' NJ thran ra
@ III natu ~ ~ 10 k.a,auo y a.. 1890 ,So
uHsuos syhien!s ~" ~ pu' rsrso - aa ~ nA AtI tuT
s4pestorni q. tne .nss ~. 'ne so31ea-ena 'oea1
* TM }fabr y, o rntinin" ,.t,od cn,oro,ix f,r
, 1881-03-28

ny bread aluno aud who desires to SEQ le0 tntor-
onn Of the DOZEN suburban Iepotsl Herc is 4
sraeknt eleven, With their friends. oil to play
1,., mntoh wl!h sntln country c!M!, Hero entnrs
kfthl fslAll OF WuFRlnKtnEn With shrtr wives and
nhlllron,--lt Il ttvenIplnyta ul s,mo firm having
,nsr T, Ma!'n! snmnor pl6no: Hero are twcnty
little knnis..yUn oan suo by their I'll, fnitany
Stsrs ehat they uro field nuturalst cIas. ~
ny rt 70 wsfo Hsno Nsrn :" 'f r. s"Khs Kh,.r r
ttMn ln Tho city AInnke Thoru Is IL Si,n,iay-
sehonl teaetcr, with his class frntn sumo n,tsstnu
4 few pIensnbt hours. There wiue band Of
t.anscrt, K''fng mt ~ so'Nt. nsstrfet tenencrs
MSs,nlcrense ~ AMI .,lnre ihnn ntl, ne hnnpr fam.
ynn Will ecu them pet tnx.M.; and wnltin9 al.'at
meet tnther, md yoli SEQ thom wnlklnR nH with
him III triumph. t1liinF hlu, th0fr Ittu plnns fur
ae nn% @ :or a, s1G s,ernGn T. TO-
iS;"itlyr, hsppy Ha!.tay. pa3nsa tof: ,nado @ MUCH
;he.o s Il a9y w. s o.t e! !"
aEe peupIo WIN .tHo u lntly. nm nfr1ld tho
w by with thelr Wages In 1olr l4,akcts and haif
n.lny before them.-thunRn lh!s hns bcnn partly
Svss %sxes ss " osr is ns fasThx h s"ry rSass y
tuo. vHrlaus downward lines Of folly and yIcu
nayc h., t, n9ru n.asenEsrs that aftsTnno , is9t m
th's "tnrny ,a T. xrrf " sl1d ,ha ,t Ea,n
Iiiunity. And Il hclw sun1uy, too. or
s'7' sa TINT = osss sa1'' IN 'oSS nc way sobo1 bSf
day. 10 Monday tickets Tito tho nnuntry: ard
thoro nro yncnnt puccs ~ tho pows from tho
sSo ui x" 4 hay ses Sxss a m H.
sospg t n o ,nG @ III, ~ ~ wh"c wek @ n1
@ as ~ ~ ~ s H. ss%asy I'D *srss ssSs., sn
all TINT altso or ilto lor wa'ch ,hose thinEa stal
ro S IT. sssass M ne1ter ~ thEFo hT
'ny M ot aapI sest,'i h"sIiasit'aknF t aa ~
90 III i"i I'LL fn"1 y os cn r s Il b a ths 5
~ ILL.,, ana niesseM !hinH ior Gnloago II WI ooa'd
aavo ,. tn1 !, saiI,n LING ,a hai1.nolaay .lay nero.
Val, es,,uat hesr of any obstacles here but
31st aaon as oxs.e " nncssser' ~, a an lnst
pS n m @ Is sasness II i%o essS wa sa
sehSsn9 bt W's ssoposed = ma can rsnamnor @ @ 70. @
it,s. wGa senItta rs imprnSticnl!n r. the out
sat. Mnny OF tne a!aes hs1n,nss'man M,.
,nnHs WmM no. rn nor sa,nr, o. A. fr, Mr nmoy as n@n
cn.ltln,t the y'ainger rauo az the sams3 But
IT, tho credit ot se n!aors, nS u sn tnat ti,oro
l,ercd how hardly the pr,,lonsed business hnnrs
~ h pat prosta ph v. 1n 'o anu %sfg ~ s Ha. 70
who ea'no at'er ihem. Ono very spcsIn,!
,pstnc!o gssted ! ~ ManohHstsr . s6turay itI
~ woek. i Was H. srest ,aarkel.dsy; whe,i
n thS sntry pcapi9 1so"g n from faF md
ton trade. wsinn a!t th9 onttnl inan4thutartrs
gf Lancashire gathered w tho Kreaf Munehoatcr
aSerysnnr ''t sa%i'st S e1' ho sa % Sf ' s
ss a o.ay any Aa vet rradsal,y @sa ndif'yy %s
, 1881-03-28

h,ffia,n n i.at n Vii ur1,.y r., In hnr,, ,yhnt
hnyc neon it elaewhtre,-ttlo prIeeicss and
cherished bonn hf IN OvcrwruLRht pat'tllo. and
savior or lltc; anu nhhpne|s. Mi.a euttuEs allKo
~ o'"""s ""o '''' :r. ~ ~ ~. rso''
.r,tO~,o 1,, oor,,
NNcO1N SA'A1A ~ 40 va DIVA
u L.
SERMON i.Y lit. TlioMAH.
Tho 1loy. Dr.. Thosnns prohchod to bis c0nRro-
Eatlun at tho Peoples Church Yesterday tunrn-
Ing on tho "NaeoncllIntlons Ut Society" Fol-
lowing Ia tho discourse:
And that hg might reconcile both unto tI0d in
ono biAly W the Gr0ss; having slat'1 tho enn'ity
'i,r. t',. o5.Lh!m'. ~. ~: a..
iu' pf!n'a,y rc'etoaso vi tuo le1e ~, suF
pose. W t"u 'e~h Atu ou''t'ee' hGo'G ~, sue u5e
=. 1I'Is. taVs "ete seu"in1o psee Inv .u,
ncre kcl. MIht' run "sno. Nanons ~ tnu'. ~.
ou',"t Io'h"'.s '..es' "'u sso' 10y 10y ..'".,
~ a., Ae ~ @ w."
III Ivy otuet In, W "..' ' ,, ', ~.
~ "."No .tu t',o " .u,,.e NO .t'u
t@'ct ~ MNslu'e. ANU wins. tuo 0pws 'nas ~.
u'"s. Notcseeu LUZ uc.'Is' 49,. ~ sra' H.'u, ~.
o''. M .uo'.a u,'H oonka, ~ ~ ~" -. " .r.'.
nl"st sofotesHn to.en"t ~ .'o 'o"'' Aa"o
too el'sn's was m".aA' u'o a, uuup' ., A.
u"c III Lug p"t."ses' u..u tuo tesu'1 VI lug
.... .,,",,s.,.', ""I '. ~. ~ ~" ~,
~ easl, an"hsu tn's n,s',netoa. 1n" 'n,s tAo sta
~ ao"is.us ~ s .s'n t.o un'',,!' osvu wi
nunccs -. TINT IA. thnut nr,unn,c. IlIat tcn1e,,
"'"tea ..as '"' ."oso s..a..e ".,,.,, I H..
70 aepafhto tue wa part!cs "eTe aoo'lsnen III
Chrlst; tho ccrcn.oMlat law, being no longer
neede.l. WIS 10 bo discontinued, and in ~ fur
ns II hu, ca,,toa thTa mut,,n1 shnaratIon AMI
e.Hr. ~ .,,s. $50. % 49,. .n,'" ."a,. ~, 49, a..
tHhllFs tnht eause was tAAt't a"N}s @"a III
thus rUmpv!nF this outward Gatlsa of separation
the way was upencd for tho tlccpcr prjpefp!cs
~ arirrtn, rcil,,ion and IN ihta Tho oo,n,nt to
" - !" opt I've, .s' ".a - . LIS wv u""e ~
Relnoe or tHo 1nnk'nR oI tlo Twain ono W
Christ" Dno In tho Hroat Inv OF love to Gni aud
u1an, And titus whilst tho text has this specific
,no",,,,., II, rny.r,nna tn Tim 1,vs anJ rnr,IIoa
=, n'e""s ~ ~ so '" '.o oo''s W"
It at tho same almo 'ays down the general la~s
or principles that tntiBt bo 6toctlve IN tho rccnl-
cIlnttous Of society that now, as we'll As thpt,
n,., on r,,,ct unn,1o Aul II +. n thla l,rn,,fnr
~. .t ~ .uos 'u. .,a-..s u =. ~ '"'' "1o""e'
a'sJect VIC BuA1' TURN ohF thoughts,
IT, Ia a gtrlngo fact mud une that may not
be easily cxntui,ptl. TINT 1unnu life Is 80 full OF
.tu,,,,,t.rs rim, ,ya rn m ost,v gouoL M, l.,
nt"Hu'.'''ne. % e'"s ~ w. ~ u.so'. .u"' ~. ~
friendly contrats or cofnpctse1ons merely, hut III
opposition ono to tho other, and sometimes In
ounn hustillfv. Theso nn{nronIsms aro fDKln,I
",n -, an t,'i, ,nI ,,Sns, thav aro rn,,nd In.
uec' ~ os.t ',tutt ti"un, nt'et t1ef NV tou'' W
t~cuh inhlslaanls and ia'hlltes; they arc ioaai
In the world 1f thought and in tho s0c!hl and
rc,iplot,s world. In Bome form ttoy cntcr into
,1.n,,. 81, 49,, .,,y.Irs ~ mr, rnn,,,i,,,u. ,ho,.
"oaFty nt' 'uo a"""a " ny: eoneet.'ee ' |"u,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-07-30
Improving Still

Washington. %, Executive Man
sion, Z p.m.-The President has beer
comfortable and cheerful during thu
day and has had quite a nap since
the noon bulletin was issued. The
afternoon iibrile rise came on later
and was not 50 marked as yesterday
The wound has been discharging
freely and looks well At present
his pulse is 90, temperature 100
res piratiOn 20.
(Signed) d. W. BLISS,
J. K. BARNES,
J j. WOODWARD.
ROBT. REYBURN,
FRANK II. HAMILTON.
Professor Bell is working hope
fully on his invention for locating a
bullet and has his in enious contriv-
ance all ready. The Presidents fever
has not appeared since last night.
He slept some and felt decidedly
better and called for more sold
food. He was propp-d up in bed by
his own request, setting nearly up
right for half an hour. This eased
him and he soon fell asleep. There
were very few visitors today.
James and Collector Robertson
called together. Physicians all talk
hopefully and confdentally. The
wound discharges freely. He seems
impatient to get out Of bed. No alb
scess is now feared. The President
breads the painful operation of
dressing the wounds every evening.
Executive Mansion, 11.30 pm
The President has had very favor
able day and there is a marked i'm
provement in his condition tonight,
as compared with that Of three days
ago He has taken in the past fif-
teen hours fully the usual allow
ance of nOurishment, and there has
been a slight increase in his phySl-
cal strength. The febrile rise,
which came on as usual this after
noon, was less strongly marked than
yesterday, the maximum tempera-
ture being about half a degree
lower. There was q free discharge
of pus at the evening dressing of the
wound, and it was of a perfeL thy
healthy character. Shortly after the
evening examination the fever be-
gan to subsida, the patient fell
asleep and has slept most of the
time since. He is now free from
fever, with a pulse below 100 and
temperature and respiration normal.
The surgeons report his condition
as every way satisfactory.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-07-30
Health and Happiness.

1t seems strange that anyone will
suffer from the many arrangements
brought on by an impure condition
of the blood, when SCOVILL'S
BLOOD AND LIVER SYRUP will
restore perfect health to the ply
steal organization. 1t is indeed a
strengthening syrup, pleasant to
take, and has proven itself the best
blood purifier ever discovered,
effectually curing Scrofula, Syphi-
lite Disorders, Weakness of the
Kidneys, all Nervous Disorders
and Debility. It corrects indi-
gestion. 1t makes the old feel
young, and the young feel gay; and
will Invariably drive out of the
system the many ills that flesh is
heir to. A single bottle will prove
to you its merits as a health re-
newer, for it acts like a charm,
especially when the complaint is of
an exhaustive nature, having a
tendency to lessen the natural vigor
of the brain and nervous system.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-07-30

A Beautiful Variety of PRO-
GRAMME CARDS, suitable for the
Ballroom, at HERALD Office.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-07-30

Advertising Solicited for ell News
papers published on the Pacific Coast
sandwich Islands, Polynesia, Mexican
Ports, Panama, Valparaiso. Japan,
China, New Zealand, the Australian
Colonies, the Eastern States and
Europe. Files of nearly every ne"s,
paper published on the Pacific Cost
are kept constantly on hand and all
Advertisers are allowed free access TO
them during business hours.
BsF The HERALD is kept on he
st the of6ct sf L P. FISHER.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-07-30

BAKERS PAIN PANACEA
cures pain in Man and Beast. For
use externally and internally.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-07-30

DIR. ROGERS VEGETABLE
WORM SYRUP instantly destroys
worms and removes the secretionS
which cause them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-07-30

Custom Work anessRepairing Done Promptly
and Neatly.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-04-21
Betting on a WASH

Cheyenne men bet on anything. Two
of them put up five dollars apiece on a
wager that one could hold a wasp long
er than the other could, and the fellow
who rubbed the chloroform on his hand
expected to win, but the other fellow
happened to know that male wasps
don't sting, and got one ofthat sex, and
they grabbed their wasps and smiled
at each other, while the crowd wonder
ed, until the chloroform had evaporat-
ed and the fellow who used it suddenly
let go his wasp and let the audience in
to the secret of how to swear the shing-
les all off the roof.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-04-21
LAME BACK
YOU CAN BE CURED!
PROF. GUILMETTE'S
FRENCH KIDNEY PAD.

WHICH CURES BY ABSORPTION.
Ask your druggist for Prof. Guilmette's
Fren ch Kidney Pad. and take no other: Ithe
has not got it, send s. and you will receive the
Pad by return mail.
TESTIMONIALS FROM THE PEOPLE.
JrpGE Buchanan, Lawyer, Toledo, o., says:
One Of Prof. Guilmette : French Kidney Pads
cnred me o. Lumbago in three weeks time. My
case had been given up by the best Doctors as
incurable During all this time suffered un-
told agony and paid out large sums OF money
tTE0RGE NEIrER, J. P, Toledo, o., says; -
suffered Tor three years with SciatIa and hld-
nev Disease. and often had to go about on
crntches, was entIr ly and permanently cur
ed a fter wearing Prot. Gullmette' Erench hlu-
SorIRE \. C. SCoTT, Sylvania, 0.,writes: u
have been great sufferer for 10 years with
Brights Disease of the Kidneys. For weeks
at a time was unable TO get out OF bed: to9k
barrels Of medicine. but they gave me only
temporary relief. wore two OF Prot. Gull-
mettc's Kidney Pad six weeks, and now know
L am entirely cured :,
RAY & SHOEMAKER, Druggist, Hannibal, Mo.
Nv working up a lively trade IN your
Pads. and are hearing of good results from
them every day..
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-04-21
Other Elegant SICepers without Upper
Berths, between AppieTcn via Me
nasha-NeenaiI and Milwaukee,

Passengers going south can take
either car as occasion demands, and
thus obtain a whole night of undis
turbed rest
The return sleeper leaves Chicago
at 8 p. m. via. c.. NJ. st. P. r..
The sleeper from Milwaukee will be
in readiness for passengers at Union
Depot, Reed st. at $50 p. m.
Through Coaches are run from Alb
botsford TO St. Paul
Connections are made at Abbotsford
with all trains from the North and
South on the Wisconsin Central r. r.
with those on the Wis. & MINI. Z. r.
there is no delay in either direction.
COMPETITIONS:
at Ntjtoautee-With c., NJ. & St. p.
R'y for all point East, West and
Southwest. [NoTE The through
cars of this line to and from Chicago
are run via c., NJ. & st. p. R'y. |
At P!ymoMh-With S. & T. Div. G.
& NV. R'y, for Sheboygan and
Fond du Lac.
At Forest J1mction-W With NIL, Lake
Shore 4 Western Railway.
1t Green Bay-With G. B. & NJ. R.
r. for New London and G. & n.
w. R'y for points North.
At Mcnusha- Neenah-With G. & N.
W. R'y for Oshkosh.
At Nediaa Janction-With Mil. Lake
5. & W. R'y, for Oshkosh.
At Amherst Junction-With G. B. g.
Mimn. R'y for the west.
At Junction City-With Wis. Valley
Div c., NJ. & St. ?. R'y for Wau.
sau and Jenny.
1t 4j6ot5ord- Connections are made
between trains on Wis. G. and Wis.
4 Minnesota R;y.
At st. PauI-With all railroads north
south and west.
At Portage-With c., NJ. & st. P
R'y for Madison and the west
At -Ashjand-With Steamers for all
Lake Superior points.
T. y. FINNEY, JAS. BARKER,
Gen'I Manager, GenI Pass. Agent,
Milwaukee. Milwaukee.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-04-21
WELL. NOT THIS EVENING.

Twas a bright and moonlight evening
As they wandered on the shore,
And she gently pressed his coat sleeve
As she oft had done before.
And they talked about his college,
While she charmed him with her looks
Then she called him very naughty.
Not at all well up in books.
Have you ever read" she murmured.
'Squees' Memoir?' I wish you would
Well, since you insist, he whispered,
will try and be so good
Take your arm aWay-you monster
From my waist, you awful man!
That's not what | meant at all, sir,
There, you're breaking my new fan
Twas the life of Joseph Squees, sir,
And 1 think you're awful bad
Am I angry Take me home, sir,
Yes, | am, just fearful mad"
Twas bright and moonlight evening,
As he wandered on the shore,
But no maiden pressed his coat sleeve
As she used in days Of yore.
-Harrard Crimson.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-04-21
Given nn hY Doctors.

'Is it possible that Mr.. Godfrey is up
and at work, and cured by SO simple a
remedy?"
"I assure you it is true that he is en-
Bitters; and only ten days ago his doc
tors gave him up and said he must die!'
"Well-a-day! That is remarkable! 1
will go this day and get some for my
poor George know hops are good"
Salem Post.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-04-21
HnnoaoPArHIc Medicines as a II

Homeopathic Medicines as a rule,
are not amenable to the chemical tests
and analyses used in testing drugs gen
orally. Their reliability therefore de-
pends solely on the character and repu-
tation as to probity of those preparing
and putting them up. 1t is therefore
of paramount importance that the
public satisfy themselves that the
homeopathic medicines they buy are
obtained from a house Of recognized
standing and reliability. Boericke d
TafeIs Homeopathic Pharmacy is es-
tablished since 1885. Send for their
descriptive price current of family and
of Veterinary Medicine cases and books
to 80 Clark st, Chicago.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-04-21
TO Accommodate the Public,

The proprietors of that immensely
popular remedy, Kidney-Wort. in rec
Ognition of the claims of the public
which have so literally patronized
them, have prepared liquid prepara-
ton of that remedy for the special &C
commodation of those who from any
reason dislike to prepare it for them
selves. 1t is very concentrated, and, as
the dose is small, it is more!easily taken
by many. 1t has the same effectual
action in all diseases of the kidneys,
liver or boWels.-H0n1e and Farm.