The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-07-14
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Sstpe psea Tag 30 EaaAs hoase piassaul
fsr ihslI virs ~ staying s.,y from H.
n nats hills noner goa great
vkY. ~ i ID postage s,awps aHd misdf
10 you5 lstisu
II Is great ,nisiorsuns 10 poa have
~ sooash "a sI~Ai ssli a. net Judgment
% hep s4lent
Daylight Dos laais ai,asn hours day
sui lhe tarmg who ieeps hired naa -
- tsear satisfied ~ hc ever all bs
be cream soda u ths latest delioAcy
IL iht mait.t Dfiullur il Ia like drawing
At~rs,, dollar ostrich lp alorg you'
sp.ns.
Malaria. sid the Ola Orchard beach
lanIlA3y. well. 20, Ne haven't got 4:
49, laini ssled for i, bui ven ct !, tof
yoa' family.
When a aousau arrives II tbs age d
Gss without accommodating hut.
s.aad. she enioys attending one iuEeral
tae lhsn dozen l'als
Wien hUrss rnls. they pa, halter
ut hi- ueck Mhrp q man cribs Why
s,.ol i nan L. ,ratoi silb more con.
s,lsrAiioh than hofsey
4 ulilk pit l.sr. iArown at bis wife by
leon street man, on Monday noon.
81 its aim aud ruined handsome
i 90 sLieh enclosed the words God
nnr home
Isn't that a iseantifal color,' said the
& .s,lraler. as be Ont into large salmon
ies. said floaisam, II suppose ihs, he
!, ,dushing at the eItrayagaDt price be is
>, ting for himself
The Hmisyv states for the benefit OF
0ple who live remote from the seashore,
tI,4i "a good artificial clam can I've made
/, rolling piece Of soap 10 sand and ash-
aud eating 1t when ii is about half cool. :
The farmers Of Illinois are very much
,lerciscd about the depredstions OF the
iirssian fly, aud want TO know something Of
iis origin. five mistake not. II was Cen
al Washington who first made the Hes
slan fly in this country.
Is the cemetery far from here?" ask
"a the stranger "Not very; half mile or
81 Gan | soc itfH "Yes, il you wish,
but whAt do You want to see 1t forYi
Wen, I'm ieeiin' purity sentimental this
afternoon; I'm going TO be married to-
morrow.
An Indiana woman has Just killed 90
snakes which she found in one spot enjoy
Jog the warm sunshine. II Adam had only
had that kind ola wife, Blu, somehow the
Garden Of Eden had to he placed on the
wrong side Of tho Indiana line.
A Maine paper prints lsconic CORES.
pondenee between two personal friends.
une wrote TO the other: do me the IA.
vur to lend me dollar, to get my COW out
ofthe pound The other wrote back: Il
y ould, but paid my last dollar to the
l,ays to take the COW TO the pound.
Yes, remarked musical critic, re-
cntly from Kansas. ''the fiddlin was bull
J., but tell you. when the fat chap with
i,r lag mustache laid hold OF that bass
fiddle and went for them notes in the vio
in.ceIlsr. Just felt as II a buzz saw was
playin' Yankee Doodle on my back
bone.
RI, rather yerdant young man, conceited [
AID ecnsorous. while talking tos young |
lady at a party. pointed toward couple |
inl Il. supposed to be in an adjoining |
, ON. and said: Just look at that con-
r.itcl Young prigl Isn't II perfectly alb
surd for snch boys to go into society,"
"Why." exclaimed his companion. ''that
isn't a door; it's mirror
IL YOU have warts on your hand, rub
each Of them with bullet, and load gun
18th the bullet. Then watch till a va.
grant COW tries to open the front gate of
your yard with her horns. Aim carefully
st the cows head and fire. II the bullets
40 into her head. il may not cure the
warts. but il will DO an almighty good |
thing for the neighborhood.
Little George WAS taken to churr h
Sunday for the first time OF course he
vas piled with questions when he got
home what did he think OF this, ths aud
the other; VIA, did he see, and wb at did
he hear What did the minis .er say.
Gle ,rgie'" asked his mother. '.Hc said,
Dreat Dodf dust way papa did fodder
day when be was pn,,ing dow rpet. an
hi, his dnger xiy I'm yammGt
"a wicklow magistrate said: when
| was IN danger from Kerry bull, sat
,loSs aud stared him iull in the face. .
How lid !, answer queriel the breath
l-s- bystanisrs. "EIcellont The Kerry
li'lnt offer to touch me, !" "ycry remark.
shlc Very curiousl How did you account
mr it,' Well sometimes I've thought
Il was because | sat down ON the top
branch OF very tall tree, said the magis-
trate.
DIR. Bushy whose figure Sss beneath
the common size, Vas one day accosted in
public coffee room by An Irish baronet
Of colossal siature, with-''May pass TO
my scat, O GisntS" when the doctor, po
litels making way replied Pass, o. Pig. |
N.Y. "oh. an" said the haronet. my
oppression alluded to the size OF your
.tllect" And my expression. SIR said /
the doctor, to the size OF yours. .
- I, was Boston girl who asked
why is IL that two souls mated in the i'm.