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:
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Tie FATE of Madame La Tour 4 story Of Great Salt
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6petlal Notlre5

.- ~
An Auction sale OF First importance
guos L. KIRBY & co, Auctioneors.
on SATURDAY NEXT, DECEMBER 10,
AT OUR new GALLERIES, oI5 ana Sl7 broadway,
AN EXTRAORDINARY COLLECTION
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selected by X SAVE esq. tho
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including many exhibition pieces Modern Art, purchased
at the second National Exhibition held at
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The collection s one Of tho
MOST IMPORTANT EVER SOLD AT AUCTION,
and is worthy the attention Of all interested
in High Glass Objects
THE SALE WILL BE WITHOUT RESERVE
and take place on
THE AFTERNOONS OF THURSDAY and FRIDAY,
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Full particulars in catalogue and future nyertls
Announcement.
or .THril? DAY NEXT WE WILL PLACE ON PUB.
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n iRRIED.

sCHAEFEP-ROt CH--At the Lexington Avenue Barust
"Wednesday, November 80, by tho Rev. Halsey
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waite ANA Elizabeth ROuch.
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by the ilr, o. A. NJ Brown ~ Delhi =. " assisted by the
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Milnan's Complete Works new Library Edition;
type on laid tinted paper IN yols crown Syo sI9ng
bound cloth Price So per set reducea from ga Oh
Life and speeches Of Hon John bright by e. Barnets
smith, author the Life OF Hon w r. GIadstone PricU
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nelialous Totlres.

Church Of the Holy Apostles corner Of 2sas snd sn
ssfycs o ey @ Ov Eys5s service so
seats free at this service.
Ss Of % and $
suSs ss Of sur FSns n sOS
our Time" Public invited.
cHuESh Of s. %S S the h;s so and
services 1879 and 7.SO Evening SUBJECT Marriage"
Seats free.
First Baptist Chqrcb Parkavo seth Preach
ing BY the by tho Pastor the Row. JOHN PEDDIE, DID,
at II a. m and 7:46 p n Yonng peoples ermeeting
both commencing at $40 PM
First Society of piri5ualist. at, RegaSoan III Hall 80
nS Sn5sct for sydninS lecture Where rests the Rasnon
si6hty for the acts OF GuiteouP
Five Points House Of INDUSTRY i56 wOFthst William I'm
Sunday at $3.50 O'clock Public invited Donations O.! shoes
and secondhand clothing earnestly solicited
TIE ReT GRoRdE W. HahIAGHER viii preach sunday
morning az ii o'clock Subject 1.-THE Power of Faith"
Public cordially invited
Friends Meeting Hcqsc 20hst and GrameFs{ P2 oISs
$50 p IN. All are Cordially invited 10 attend.
Rutgers Presbyterian Church; corner 29,5t and Aad
viii con ncea BY II" REV wiLLIAH sTEPHENsoY
c octu7e sDd syoan a service ock
Protestant Episcopal Church Temperance Society,"
woTI Of meetings oS S 6 be held IL inc oS aa 81
Monday December Admission Free all are invited poorS
r. GRAHAM, Organizing Secretary.
society for Ethical Culture Prof. Felix Adler Will lee
before this society sunday, Dec T. nc ChckerlnY
Hall St-st Jth-aVe. Doors opened lO3 closed J
a. m All Interested invitedt t. attend SUBJECT; The
Question Of the viii in the Light Of dOral science"
South Reformed Church corner 5th-ave and 2lst-st
the Rev RODER1CK TERRY PastOr.-NOrning service AT
II o'clock. Afternoon service at 4oclOck
81. AIMS Church, East 12thst-Ths evening at $3.50
O'clock MOnsgnOr PRESTON viii deliver the second lecture
on The Protestant Reformation and the Church
ST Georae's Church Stuyyesant square.-Mornng Ser
vice II O'Clock, with sermon by the itov A. BlOOAt F
PORTER OF Charleston, y G. Evening Prayer O'CLOCK
Peoples Free Service 1:45 with by the Rev. Dr.
ECCLESON o: Staten Island
The Rev III. NJ Sanders II Yonkers, Will prca u in re
Baptist Church OF the Epiphany the Rev j. r. ELDEEo
D. d., PASTOR, Madl5onaye ana O4t-St'' oulu'S
evening at half past 7 o'clock.
The Historical Social and Religions Aspects OF the
Irish Question Honestly stated. lecture on he ABOVE
subject viii be delivered IN - Pas NJ e ChHreh tInrie;
the Tuesday, Dec q, at ciOck "
the Rev JOHN KER, Of Beifas Ireland Iho hey. D. 4
NEWMAN, will preside and address the NEE ing Au-
mission collection the close in aid Of Mission Work
in Ireland.
Washington square Methodist Episcopal Church am
IT. near 6thaye.j Rev. j. J, REED Pastor subject AZ
1920 m Means Of Christian Excellence - NJ ti0O
D. salvation, tho Work OF God and Man. SlfahSels
always Invited. UshoTs 10 show you sittings.
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m notice, Of Marriages must be inior5ci ,cih ft'i
name ana dddrc,s
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A-Hcadqaarfers for good, cheap denustry. 30 years
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ever n m bo1se RTtTactnS under gas SO cents
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II. b. HERTS, AUCTIoNEER.
THE HAssFRLD COLLECTION
OF RARE BRIC.A-BRAC AND CERAMICS
BRoNzEs. TAPESTRIES, ART POTTERY,
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Now on free exhibition at the
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TO BE SOLD Az AUCTION ON
WEDNESDAY THURSDAY AND FRIDAY,
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BY ORDER AND FOR THE ACCOUNT or
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Is RUE DE HAUTVILLE, PARIS.
The collection valued at $4,000 ana embraces some
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LENT BINDINGS.
General Literature Art scioneevoyages snd TRAY
Literature. History and Biography
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To BIO sold by auction MONDAY, Dec. 8, and following
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Catalogue ready and books On exhibition
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Church OF the Holy Apostles corner Of 2sthst ana YIN.
ave.-The Rev. BRADY t. BACKUS ID. D.. Rector Morning
service l045 with Holy Communion Evening service TSo
seats FREQ at this service.
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A-Ucnd0uarters for good. cheap dentistry. 40 years
practice reduced The best 50 and $40 sets OF teeth
made gold and platina work lower and better than
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Auoiei
coal
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-11
Handy Hints for the HOusekeeper.

A perplexed housekeeper wants to
know what she shall do with the tin
cans that from day to day accumulate
about the house fruit cans, meat cans
of all kinds, cans, cans, and thousand
cans. Well if you keep a boarding
house, You might throw them into the
street, right in front of the house, as a
bait for the homeless man seeking
boarding house. If you have a home,
however, You might utilize the cans in
many ways
You might take the tomato cans, fill
them with soft, rich earth, and plant
pansy seed in them, and by-and-by q
whole handful of all sorts of weeds
would come up. Then you could take
the can TO the pOtteryand have the pot
ter twist a nice terra Gotta vase about it
so as to completely hide the can, and
thus at trilling expense, not over a
few dollars, You could utilize your old
tomato can as garden vase.
Or, you could take lobster can, and
bore three holes at equal distances in
tho sides close to the opened end. Then
cover the can as thickly as you need
with the fine plastic material used in
the manufacture of cheap statuettcS,
and employ some good artist to fashion
it in graceful shape and beautiful de-
signs Then fasten bright brass chains
in the three holes and hang it in a hook
in the porch roof, and you will have y
handsome hanging basket that need
| mot ,,et ,,n,, mona thop E,yn lplln,,u
II YOU should break Kerosene lamp,
save the foot of it, and with bit of red
flannel and blue merino and some white
crochet cotton make pin cushion Of
it, stufling the flannel and merino out
in large, irregularly shaped sphere,
and with the crochet cotton work "lOCe
NE giVEr," on it. Then set it in the
spare room on the dresser, care being
taken to have the cushion fastened on
so loosely that it will cant little TO one
side. Then, when the guest wakes up
in the night and sees that awful appari-
ton in the moonlight, he will confess
all his sins, put on his clothes hindside
foremost, and dropping himself out of
the window, will flee in terror into the
wilderness and never come back to
spoil your best pillow shams with his
bears oily head again.
at isn't what you get" they say
down in West Virginia, "that makes
you rich, it's what you save a few
cents saved here and there in household
expenses are not noticed at the time,
ou. by the end of the year they aggro-
gaze enough to pay the interest ON u
secondhand hoe; and if the newspaper
Instructions in domestic economy are
faithfully followed out. the careful
housekecper will in the course of a year
spend enough to pay for steam
thresher
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-11
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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-11
Horace Greeley and the Ticket Agent.

Don Pintt IN the Washington Capital
A reformed ticket agent, man now
engaged in a mercantile pursuit, and
who looks back with profound melan-
Choly and remorse TO his wicked career,
as he sailed in as ticket agent, told me
that once, in his sinful days, he was
employed at Chicago on through line
from that incorporated Boreas on the
lake to New York city, which, made up
of new combination, was "buckng"
against Vanderbilt To extend its Gus
tom the combination had at Chicago
corps of able dodied runners, to seize
wayfarers by the throat and fetch them
up TO the ticket agent, where the in
nocent traveller was TO be talked into
ticket over the combination.
One day an able bodied ruflan came,
leading up rougb-looking customer,
who wished TO purchase ticket TO New
York by the way of Cleveland. The
combination did not touch Cleveland.
But evidently the old, white-hatted,
loose-trousered, coarse-booted country
man, with his white head and goggling
look, did not know what he wanted,
1t was for the licked agent to care for
him; an so he ratified on, with ticket
in hand, until the venerable google
eyed old shuille-toes had extracted from
a fat wallet the price and shambled
awkwardly away.
Say, old fellow" asked q friend
who happened TO be in the Office, edo
you know who YOU sold n ticketto then?"
Some old fool of corn-cracker.
"Not a bit of itthat was Horace
Greeley
Ger whilicansl and he wanted to
90 to Cleveland?'
Yes, he's billed to lecture there,
and the Tribune will give your combi-
nation the devil for the Swndle,
That's so. Here, YOU put your
cheek to this hole till find him
Away ran the ticket agent. 1t was
not difficult to find the hotel at which
the venerable philosopher lodged The
ticket agent found him in the reading
room porting over late issue of the
Tribune He tapped Horace on the
shoulder, and the Philosopher looked
up with the chiIdlike expression of his
that seemed to come out from open
eyes and mouth.
81 beg your pardon said the agent,
"but ! sold you ticket to New York
awhile since, and made mistake
in the money, | suppose? replied
Horace, dryly,
mo. sir; in the route. remembered
after you left You said Cleveland. Now
the ticket gave you will not take you
to Cleveland,
THE he'll it don't" cried Greeley,
starting up. "Well, young man, |
can tell you that would be a great
disappointment to Cleveland"
II don't know anything about that;
but | did not want any man to miss his
way through any fault of mine. So
I've been in every hotel in Chicago az
ter YOU
"'The devil you have
II have. There is the right ticket.
It's over rival line But my honor,
sir rises above trick. | bought the right
ticket for you, and if You give me the
old one we viii be even.N
Young man said Horace, fishing
from his capacious pocket the ticket of
the combination, ''you are very good;
como to think Of il, too damned good
for a ticket agent. Leave that, good
young man, before your innocent nature
is corrupted, or your damned, Patent
Screw and Pod-auger line is buroted up.
Go West, young man. go West
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-11

"Hirs jess as | told you, ledge. |
has hit her wild a club or sumtin' else,
somewhat or udder, more dan hum
dred times, and she nebber ran after a
policeman before, no matter how much
| mauled her; so you see he'd perfec'
confidence in her Yesterday | was
gibbin' her de usual beatn' wild skill
let, when she sot up howl and ran af-
ter a policeman, jedge. | did not
'Spect her to do dat ar, so you see,
ledge, she has deceived me de worst
kind. | is a ruined husband. l has
been betrayed by my wife. She huff
me and ran after policeman" and he
sighed like horse with the heaves.
why said the astonished Recorder,
"has anybody in Galveston interfered
with your domestic afairs?n
"Hain't done told yer, jedge, she
deceived me by runnin' after police
man when was wolIopin' her?"
II fine you ten dollars" roared the
Recorder.
As that same policeman led Jim of,
the latter said reproachfully to his
abused wife You see now. Belindy,
how you has bust up de family by run
min after a policeman, don't yer?'
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-11
A Porky Story,

wall street Daily Scws.
'On this very day seventeen years
ago remarked New Yorker the
other day, II shipped 1000 barrels of
pork to Washington was an army
contractor then, and wherever heard
of barrel Of pork | went for it and
bought it at some price | remember
this particular shipment because a
curious mistake was made
Hove"
'Well, counted the barrels at the
depot myself, and there were only 800
when there should have been an even
thousand. Men were ready TO roll the
barrels into the frcigh,-cars, and TO
make my number good took ten bar.
rels Of lard from n stock ready to ship
10 Baltimore, They mixed in all right
and course Of expected to pay for EN-.
A whole day went by before | saw the
owner, These were stirring times, you
remember He found himself short and
he cribbcd ten barrels of beef TO make
good his number of barrels, and
hustled the shipment away"
And who did the beef-man crib
trom?'
"Wcll, his beef was for the soldiers,
and he made himself good by buying
three barrels Of vinegar, two of crack
ers' and stealing five barrels Of apples
IRON lot in the depot"
And did it 20 any furtherPn
Yes The most curious thing of all
was that the man took the lard from
sued the man who sold the apples, and
gov Judgment against him for the worth
OF the lard, and none of the rest OF us
were out cent"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-11
No tcchnicalitics nor arduous condi
tiOnS in policy contracts.

Policies incontcstable after having
been in force for three years. All such
incontcstable policies will be paid at
maturity, without rebate of interest,
Immediately after the receipt at the
Society's Office in New York Of SatiSfac-
tory proofs of death, together with a
valid and satisfactory discharge from
the parties in interest, ana without re.
curing any delay, even for sixty or
ninety days, rs has been the custom
heretofore, and is still usual with othe,
companies.