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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-04-21

Prominent ci:lz.ns of B,ltlIuore,
without regard to party, have ten.
dpred complimentary dinner to ex
Senator William P,nkney Whyte, Of
Maryland. The compliment is thor
oughly deserved No senator ever
attended more closely TO the mater
Al interests Of state han Mr., WLyte
mas to those of Maryland Lynch.
burg Nsns.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-04-21

Sophie fleorf-ky, the vonng lady
hanged III ST. Petersburg On fn1M>
for her share in the ASA -sIna' ION OF
the Gar vas |r t,v and refined in ap-
peArance and was exceedingly well = =
ucatel. She has near relative, now
An aide ie-camp to The Grand Dnk"
Alexis.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-04-21

The widow Of John Brown is tai,
slender woman OF intelligent and be-
nien coun'pnancp. OF the twenty
children of John Browns two MIR.
riaaes only eight are now IivInS.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-04-21

Little bv little, step by step Hen.
~ Warl ,B.pcher is leading his flock
into the bro.i field of liberalism.
His FIRST detection from orthodoxy,
As many understand it, Was tia state
ment by him in Plymouth church last
Sunday that baptism is a non essen
tial ordinance Of the church.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-04-21

1t is the unanimous opinion Of the
Democratic Senators that Malone is
politically dead brt that unless they
st nj on him aud jump occasionally,
he viii CON. to life again. 1t is a
pretty weak party which is aSrad to
give a corpse a chauce.-N J. 7at
bunc.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-04-21

Secretary B|al'- il M iersning mis-
erv with inA.lnm tory. rhenm .t'sm
which skip. over him re'norssl~s4|y.
and has At last 'spttle near his eyes.
In spite Of his sntf ring h',p r5l'' IN
working.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-04-21
Maryland News.

Mr.. George Cotton, proprietor o. the
Marua'd EeppbIica", pub'ishe' a.
AnnapoIs, has purchased the B'ln-
more Gazette. Mr.. Vim II Welsh viii
continue as editor of the Gazette.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-04-21

The United Brethren have GO n
. errh y.meuts ;Dr the 're"'ion
of r. f"e bniI ing It 'IoIelo, Iowa for
one of their d-nonint'lonal cpilpg-S.
1t is to be of stone. molprn Gothic
stvle, ing $4,000.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-04-21

The Marquis Tseng. the Chinese
Minister to France, is forbidden by
cus'o n and etiquette to sleep on beds
nsed by outer barbarisns. Wherever
be goes. therefore, in travelling about
Europe, he carries his sleeping appa'
rs'ue "i't h'-S.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-04-21

Manchester, ga g the GETTYSBURG
Con,p,ler, has An excitement about
gold ore. You are mistaken Brother
Stable. We have gold be ring ore or
quartz here that will pay to mine, and
We are going to take it out this sum
,ner vet, but our people arc not a hun
dredth part as much excited over it AS
your people have been ever since Bob
Lee and George Meade had that little
rumpns at yonr place - Enterprise,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-04-21
. n & RIFF ITY.


To tho Foters Of Frederick C1u"ty
again WIfnlncc myselfns candidate
for the nrxt ShrritInity ol Fred rick c"nn-
", subject 10 the d"cslCn ola Republican,
Nmnina ing convention. and rn'nestlv so
licil tue support Of nv friends throughout
the county. WM. ) ~ IllRlt.
mcn 81 &c. Enmittshurg District.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-04-21

Mrs. Mary Hughes. wife Of Mr..
John Hughes, met with 4 very painful
accident few days since while hand
ling revolver. She had gotten the
revolver for the purpose O. shooting at
rats, and when in the act of shooting,
her child ran up to her, and in push.
ing the child away, the weapon
dropped from her hand. and striking
the ground, went off, the ball taking
effect in her foot. She j. reported as
doing MS we'll as the nature Of the
wound Will permit. Pilot.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-04-21
Political Notes Ana Opinions

What is the difference between the
dignity of the Senate, rs displayed in
the current sqnabble. and the dignity
of ward cAucus'-N y. Trtums
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20
East and South !
TAKE THE

IN O. q 7:35 m; CrawfordsvilIe, 9:15 m
Arrives INDIANAPOLIS, II 200 m; CINCINNATI, 4 :O
D In DAYTON, $40 II; LOUISVILLE, T:45 pm.
a Leaves Peoria 9:05 a N Bloomington
Al Ia x 1f:O0 m; Farmer City, IL 100 noon
fordsviIle, 05 pm Arrives at INDIANAPOLIS, :4(
n m: CINCINNATI, 300 p m; LOUISVILLE, II :OC
. N: NASHVILLE 7:20 m; Columbus. 10 so N
Wheeling. II :25 N; PITTsBURG, 80 a m BALPI-
ADELPHIA, T:a0 p m; NEW YORK. '1C:15 P m
Cleveland. z 10 Buffalo, 1:10 IN; Albany 49,
asia m But ONE NIGHT out to principal Eastern
Cities.
NO, . TBS p N Daily; Pekin, 1855 p m;
Bloomington, $40 N; Farmer City, rs m !;
Champaign Il :35 p N; Danvi4le, III m; Craw-
fordsville 2:41 m. Arrives INDIANAPOLIS. 4:10
a m; CINCINNATI, S:15 m; LoCIsF lille. = 10 n :;
Nashville, Z 80 II; DAYTON $50 n Columbus,
o m: Baltimore. z As m; WASHINGTON, $40
. NJ; PHILADELPHIA Z 40 q N NEW YORK, 10:-
IS N; Cleveland, 2:4O P n; BuHaI0 10 pm;
Albany, 6:20 m; Boston, $40 N.
az RECLTNIFG CHAIR SLEEPING CARS, with state
Rooms, run on No from Peoria to Indian
spOlIs.
Close connections made by Nos. and at Dam
vile, reaching Terre Haute, Vincenues and Evans
vile Lafayette, Logansport, Fl Wayne, Toledo and
Detroit in advance OF other lines
The l. B. q W. Is the shortest through line,
and reaches all Eastern cities on as quick time as
its competitors, without excessive speed, and with
the advantage OF the FINEST OUTFIT OF THRoUHG
THE WEST.
our NEW MAP-FoLDER, giving full Information
HOW TO REACH THE EAST AND SOUTH
J FLBsCHER, Gen'l Agent,
JOHN W BROWN, Gen1 Pass & Ticket Ag't
fEDTAEAP0IIS. IND
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20
BUYING A PROVINCE.

Newfoundland has virtually passed into
the possession of a few New York million
aires, although the country still remains,
Of course, under the flag of Great Britain.
By the passage of the Newfoundland Rail
way bill by the legislature recently, a con
tract is ratified between New York syn
dictate and the Newfoundland government
whereby the wealthiest portion of New
foundland becomes the absolute property
of New Nork capitalists Two million
acres of land have been ceded to them in
defeasibly, and these 1000, 900 acres cover
nearly the whole of the great serpentine
belt which contains copper in almost I'M
limited quantities. The New York syndi-
cate, besides being guaranteed an annual
subsidy of $3.50 600, have succeeded in
LAYING their hands for all time on the
whole of the ascertained mineral regions
of the country. 1t is thought that this
movement forbodes ultimate annexation to
the United States. The opponents OF such
n contamination have vigorously opposed
the railroad bill, referring contemporary
to the scheme for permitting the most val
liable portion of the country to pass INTO
the hands of aliens. Newfoundland is
one of the oldest possessions of the Brit
isb crown on this continent, and it would,
indeed, be quite surprising to see its hith-
erto lovaI people voting for annexation.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20

est to, his profanity being quite as distinct
| on one floor as on the other. No fires,
luckily for the man who wanted to get out,
were burning in the front of the house A
rope was let down the chimney and he
caught it and was hauld up two or three
times, but each time the rope slipped and
away he went against. As last resort
the firemen were sent for, and hook and
ladder company came tearing to the rescue
With axes and crowbars they broke in the
chimney on the top floor without finding
anybody and began to suspect ventrilo-
quism. A hole was made on the first floor
in Mrs. Murray's room, and then the swear
ing was distinctly heard again. The fire
men enlarged tbs hole, and soon man as
black as possible was dragged out.
He turned out to be James Walsh, a
cartman, who lives at 81 Oak street He
said he had heard a woman down the
chimney crying for help and gone down
after her. 1t appeared he had been suffering
from delirium tremens. He was badly
bruised around his head and shoulders and
other parts OF his body, and was taken to
the Chambers Street Hospital Walsh
was imprisoned in the chimney more than
three hours, The landlord came into the
station house with a long face yesterday
and wanted to know who was
going to pay for the damage to his house.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20
NATURES TRIUMPH.
Frazier's Root B1tters.

GfaZ1eGS 6GcOG o1CbSCB.
If you are weak, or languid, us'
Frazer's Bitters.
If your flesh is f1abby and your com
plexion sallow, use FraZer's Bitters.
If you live i'll malarial district, use
Frazer's Bitter's
If worn down with the care of chill
dren, use Frazer's Bitters.
II you have got the blues, use Fraz
er's Bitters.
If you kept late hours and lived con-
trary to the laws of health, use Fraz.
er's Root Bitters.
If you need toning up, take Frazer's
Root Bitters.
If you have abused instead of used
natures gifts, use Frazer's Bitters.
Ii you feel old before your time, use
Frazer's Bitters.
lflife has become burden and you
nave gloomy forbodings, use FraZer's
Bitters.
If your hands tremble and yo eyes
have grown dim, Frazer's Root Bit
ters will make you feel young again.
Sold by all druggists everywhere at
the low price $1.00 per bottle. +. S.
henry Co, Sole Proprietos, Cleveland
For sale by McCabe & Wheaton.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20
NIGHTS ADVENTURE IN CHIMNEY
WaIshs Desire to have the Door Opened
GratiHed by Crowbar Brigade

About II o'clock Sunday evening James
Murray sat smoking pipe in his room on
the first floor of So Oak street, while Mrs.
Murray read to him. Suddenly scuft1lng
noise. accompanied by a sound like stit1ed
talk, astonished them
u guess it's rats said Mr.. Murray, after
reflection. putting at his pipe.
ssRats," said Mrs. Murray Indignantly
don't curse and swear. Its burglars,
James,"
A minute later a shower of SCOT came
down the chimney into the faces of both,
and voice came down after it saying
Get me out! Open the blank, blank,
blankity BANKED door, and be BANKED to
Won! 1t will be 12 o'clock soon
esHalloo, therer' cried Murray.
"Halloo, be BANKED" responded the
voice open the door or III kick il
open"
with a wink to his wife as he put on his
shoes, relit his pipe, and set out
for o policeman. When the policeman
had been found the puzzle was te
find out which floor the stranger was near
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20
AN OLD CASE ENDED.

In Which Daniel Webster, Rufus Choate and
Other Famous Lawyers Took Part at Different
Times.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20

Is THE GREAT CONNECTING LINK
Its main line runs from Chicago TO COUNCIL
Bluffs, passing through Joliet OTTAWA, Ia SaaliS:
liberty, Iowa City, Marenao. Brooklyn. Crunch.
Des MONIES Che capital OF Iowa, Stuart, ATTAIN
tie and Avoca with branches from Bureau
tine Washington. Fairfield. Eldon. Bclknsp.
Ccntreville, Princeton. Trenton. GallatiB, Came
ron, JeGveE1orth, AtchiSon. and Kansas Citys
Washington to SigQurney. Oskaloosh- and Knox
tcnsport. Independent, Efdon, Ottuulwa, EDDY
vile, Oskaloosa. Pella, Monroe and Des Motnesi
Newton 10 Monroe; Des MoineS TO Indianole ana
Winterset; Atlantic 70 Lewis and Audubon and
Railroad, which owns. and operates n through
line from Chicago into the state OF Kansas.
Through Express Passenger Trains, Win l'nII-
man Palace Cars attached. are run eac1 way nGtly
between CHICAGO and PEORIA, KANSAS CITY,
COUNCIL BLUFFS, JEAvESW ORTIZ and ATCHE-
EOS. Through cars are also run betiFee .1lITsu-
kee and Kansas City, via the "Mi4"naksa and
TIie Great Rock Island" is magnIGcentiy
equipped Its road bed is simply perfect, and is
track is laid with steel rails
Of enjoying your meals. while passing over the
beautiful praries Of Illinois and Iowa. in one of
cur magnificent Dining CaES that accompany all
Through Express Trains Icu get an entire
meal rs good Us IS served IN any nrSt-c42sS MOTEL,
1cTseveuty-fVe cents
Appreciatin9 the fact THAI matoSity OF the
people prefer separate apartments tor 0lHereLlt
pur poses (and the immense passenger business
Of this line warTanting IT.. We are pleased TO an
H9ance that this Company runs PuttHtdn Hdt0ce
StGepiRJ Cars for sleeping purposes. and PdLGcs
PULLMAN PALACE CARS are r.
CCETNCEE. BLUFFS KANSAS CITY
ca Ticket Agents in Gbc United states
Eo- information not cbtak2.Sble &C :
Il. ge. BILE,
Vice President and OSI4 AA 1agsE
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20

TIE EAST q HhE WES41
D!'tiH5 CaTs for eating purposes only. one otner
great feature Of our Palace cars ie q S5iOhlNS
Marnsficsnt Iron Bridges eNan the Mississippi
and Missouri rivers at all points crossed By this
Kansas City. LeavenwOrth. and AtchiSUn, con"
Eccttons being made IN Union Depots. -
THE PRINCIPAL 2. T. CONNECTIONS or
THIS GREAT THOUGH Line AXE AS
Al CuIcAGo with ell divergins lines for tho
* ENGLsEoop. with the L. g & g. and P.
GtWEsHiSGTo;i HEIGHTS. with r. c. & ST.
Ala SALE, with III Cent. n. n.
"; III Mid; and L. r. q w. Tlds
At ROCK ISLAND, with " Milwaukee & Ro1E
leland short Line" sad Rock Isi'd 81 PEG. Rds.
At DAVENPORT, Win the Davenport DIVISION
At WEST LIBEHTy, With theB.. C. Il. Z E.RH.
At GRiSNELIr with Central Iowa II, Il.
At DIES MoISEs with d. d q r. D. X X.
At COUNCIL BLURFS, with Union Pacific X. H.
At OMAHA. with Is. q Mo. Il. Il II. in NebD
At COECBBU3J USCTIOEsT1tb 1t. K q n. T. X.
As OTTUh.wA. with Central Iowa 4. Il. We
AZ EEoKUI5, with Toll, peo & War; Wab., ST
LOUIS Z Pac- and St, u, Keo. q NV. Il. Ids.
At CAMERON with II. st. J. X. x. =,
Mt ATcHIsoSEf with Atch- Topeka s. Santa Fef
| Atct q ReD. ayDd Cen. BF. u. F. r. ltds. -
| At IE4yEHHohIH with Kan fac-' ana AAn-
AsIfAxsAs CITY. WITH all lines for tho weR
/ and Southwest.
IN through 60 PEORIA, DIES MONIES,
and LEAVEN WORTH.
'' Great As0cR Island Aoute," are sold DV
Ca holas ticises omee. addreas.
GeDl Ticket and Pass gE ACT,
Chicago, ~
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20
Moffat's Life Pills,
Phoenix BItters.

The Most Successful Medicines
in the World. =.
our Most Eminent Physicians,
and now used throughout North
and South America, with more
pleasing results than any 0ther
Medicine.
Moffat's Life Pills
are purely vegetable; they act
on the Stomach and Liver, and
reouIate the entire system ana
nn3 ali the functions Of the body
I'm = healthy condition, ana
WARRANTED Il certain cure Tor
oil WaIari0us Diseases, Torpid
Tivey. Tn,nUre Blood, JaUndIce,
R;I;oUs Complaints, Dyspepsia
Indigestion, C0stiyene9ss' c NeFN
ons and Sick Headache, COLDS.
Scnryy. General Weakness, ana
Fever & Ague.
MOffat's Phoenix Bittefs
correct the Secretions Of the
Stomach, and are q Sure cure
For. SIeeDlessness, Nervousness,
Dvsnensfa, Female Complaints,
Weakness, Debility, etc.
thousands of Certificates are
i'm our possession giving perIect
CIrRES effected by these invalu-
ahIe medicines, and we are Ger.
tain that they will do just what
We have said. It is Simply ASK
cd that the afflicted Will IRI
THEM ONCE, their use viii con-
vince the most skeptical.
poee,s Climax Salve 25 cents q box
Moifat,s Life Pills 25 cents q DoN.
Moffat's Phoenix Bftters Si.oO Oot'ie'
~ Sold by Druggists everywhere
]. p. MILLS, Sole Proprietor,
as Liberty Street New YORK.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20
UNCLE SAM TO ROSCOE


Leading III. offender info The acood-house 6v
nail .
Now Roscoe, I've catched you agin
Some scrape you're eternally in
Jest kinder lean over my knee
GU know you deserve caressin'
An oldfashioned, fatherly dressin',
From me.
1ou don't? You 'shain't done anythingg
Here under your coat is the string
Your brothers lost down by the brook
And the big kite that James is a-fying
why DO You forever keep trying
To hook it?
You amt? Why, 1 tell you you be
That kite was present from me-
made it and give it to Jim;
AND now you are slyly a-goin9
Behind him, and stones Keep throwin'
At him.
IF he'll let me fly it all day.
he welcome to own it Won saw:
But that is exactly the thing
When kite on cloud is ridinf
The fun is in holdin' and guidin'
The string
You keep all the BOYS in a row.
wonder they stand it, 1 VOW
wonder they don't, with jeer
Al your ''primacy,' give you when playin,'
A duck in the brook every day in
The year.
I'm willing to play with the boys,
II they viii give me all their toys
1ou aref Why, you lump of conceitl
This strap it's my duty to let down
And whale you until you can't set down
(CUrtGifa fails on the unpleasant tqbIe0u.1
W. A. CRoFFUT
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20

Climax! Climax

NSS . O1AEzASk-A CtSA rs
A Family Blessing for IS cents.
1t heals without a scar. No
family should be without it.
We WARRANT it IL CT RE
Sores, Ulcers, Scrofula Sores,
Fever Sores, Salt Ehcun2, ore
Breasts or Nipples, EFysineias,
Swollen Glands, Tlfalaed Eyes,
Scalds, Burns, Cuts, ETaises,
Fistula, Piles, B0iis, G3.iiEIainS,
Frosted Feet, Germs, aI.s. ali GU
taneOus diseases GEL Ti:3H ~ beast.
Tt has been used over twenty
five years, without one failure.
1t has no parallel having ger
fectIy eradicated disease, and
healed after all other remedies
had failed. 1t is a compound OF
Arnica with many other Extracts
and Balsams, and put mp in larger
boxes for the same price than any
other Ointment.
eEg Sold by Druggists everywhere
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20
The Positive Cure
For all Female COMPLAINTS
OF LYNN, MASS.

-
This preparation, its name signifies Consists NJ
Vegetable Properties that harmless to the ros d
icate invalid. Upon one trial the merits Of tbis Co
pound VIII be recognized relief is immediate; and
when its usets continued in ninety cases In hun
cred, apermanent euro is effected thousands will 4
tify. On account of its proven merits il IA
commended and prescribed by the best phvsieians IN
the country
1t will cure entirely the worst form of faIIlns
OF the uterus Leucorrhoea, irregular and painful
Aenstruation all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and
Oiceration ftoodings all D4splacemens and the con-
sequent spinal weakness, especially adapted "a
the Change of Life. 1t will dissolve and expel tumors
from the uterusin early stage of development The
tendency to cancerous humors there Is checked very
speedily by its use.
In fact it has proved to be the great
est and best remedy that has ever been discover
cd 1t permeates every portion OF the system gives
new life and vigor 1t removes faintness hatuency de-
stroys lcraving for st;lauts and relieves weakness
of the stomach
It cures Bloatng, Headaches Nervous Prostration
General Debility, Sieeplessness, Depression and InGt
gestion. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain
weight and back2che is always permanently cured nv
its 1t viii at all times, and under circumstan
ces, act in harmony with the law that governs the
fenaIesysten.
For Kidney Complaints of either sex this compound
is unsurpassed.
Lydia {. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Is prepared at eS and 235 Western Avenue Lynn Mess
Price slOO Six bottles for $500 Sent by mail in the
pills, also in the form of Lozenaes on recent
of price, S100, per box, for either. Mrs PINKHAM
freely all letters of inquiry Send for pam
phIet. Address above Mention this paper.
No family should be without LYDIA E. PINKHAM
LIVER PILLS. They cure Constipation, BiiousnesA
RndTorpidity Of the Liver. rs cents per box.
MORRISON, PLUMMER & CO.,
General Agents, CHICAGO, Ill N
{eE Sold by McCsbe & Wheaton, Rock Island -
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20
RAILROADS.
Rock Island & Peoria
RAILW "A Y.
SHORTEST ROUTE TO TEE
EAST 4 N D sou T Z

Trainsleaye Rock Island.
e.so q m Way Freight.
30 -" Fast Express.
o: 80 - m Mail and Express.
~ p Through Freight and Accommodates
Trains arrive at Rock Island.
saos n, Through Freight and Accommodation.
.: AZ D m Mail and Express.
gao - Fast Express.
G:30 Way Freight.
rha Fast EXPRESS leaving Rock Island at go
- arrives at Peoria IL 20 IN, at Springfield rs
y N. st Decatur 400 m. jacksonville Z 90 p m,
Alton go p m, St Louis 9:15 N, and Terre Haute
II rs D m, TIE SAME DAY. Making this the best
and QuIoKEsT route TO all points southeast.
me 80 D. m train makes close connection at
Galva with c B g q for points westsarrving ct
GaIesburg at 4:25 IN; at Burlington 40 p N at
Eeokuk 10:25 pm: and at quincy 1905 m.
Arriving at Peoria at $50 m. making close con-
ncctions With / b s. w and T p u Wfor Indianap-
dis connecting there with all fast trains for east
and south.
k1-FAST TIME. SURE CONNECTIONS, and
rsfes as low as by any other route
r. R. CABLE, Gent Supt,
j. Y. MAHONEY,
Gen1 Ticket Ag't.
sThe so p Accommodation leaves every day
except Sunday.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20
LIVER REGULATOR.
LIVER REGULATOR.
Will IT CURE MI ?
Said man, whose woebegone counte-
nance and broken down constitution
plainly show ed traces of disease-a suf-
ferer with Nervous Dyspepsia, in
whose stomach the most delicate morsel
lay like lead. Refreshing sleep and
quiet nerves were strangers to hnl, and
he dispaired of ever being well.
We advised him 10 take
SINMOIS' LIVER REGULATOR

which he did, and in a short time was
not only relieved but cured.
Reader, If you are suffering with Dys-
pepsia or Liver Disease in any form, do
not wait until the disease has taken a
fast holQ upon you, but use the Regula-
tor when the symptoms first show
themselves. 1t has relieved untold
suffering SIMMONS LIVER REGU-
LATOk is not an alcoholic stimulant,
but PURELY VEGETABLE RENE
DG that viii cure when everything else
~ faultess family meditine.
D,,>-., INSURANCE the system. Is no
violent drastic purge, but nature CRn
remedy. The friend of everyone, and
will not disappoint you. single trial
Will convince you that il is the cheap
est, Purest and best Family Mldicine in
e'A RI2~tIe recov0fet4 Uy1peptICS,
ioua sufferers. victims Of fever and
ague. the mercGrial diseased patient
how they recovered their health, cheer
full spirits and good appetite-they will
tell YOU by taking Simmons Liver Reg
ulator.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20
STOCK SPECULATION,

John A. DODGE s. Co.. Bankers and Brokers, Il
Wall Street, New YORK. bay stocks on reasonable
margin. and, when desired. viii advise when and
what to buy. Also Stock Privileges in which SIS
to 500 can be proftaby invested Opportunities
for good profits constantly occurring. Full in
formation ON application, and Weekly Report sent
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-05-20

201 SOUTH CLARK STREET, CHICAGO, ILL.
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