Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-07-22
KALAKUA IN LONDON.
How the Royal Visitor Made Night
Uideous at WinsOr Castle.

III AOnOOn ne got roaring drunk ana a
: tempted to kiss the Lord Mayor, mucl
to the amusement of the guests. Afte
dinner the King was hustled out of
back door to hack and rushed off t
Winsor Castle by the Prince of Wales
After the King had taken a nap he sal
up in bed and remarked to the Prince
"Settum up again." to which thu
Prince Immediately responded. 1t ap
pears, however, that the clinking O
glasses was heard by the Queen in the
next apartment who came round and
tapping gentle on the door, called out:
"Go little slow on the wine, my son
You know what beast the Shah made
of himself. Give the King something
to keep him quiet"
els that Vic, the old woman ?'' en-
quired the King. "Bring her in and
give her nip at the bottle. Bring up
everybody and give 'em all a flip at the
flask"
The Queen declined on the ground
of a slight headache and the old King
said he didn't care a rap whether she
drank with 'em or not. After about
four more bottles the King proposed
game of leap frog, to which proposition
the Prince readily assented and the
thuds of the two coming down on the
floor shook the castle from attic to
basement. .r
"Some of us folks would like to sleep
down here" shouted the Prince Beat
rice, from the floor below.
"Well, who's holdin' ye," replied
the King, forgetting for a
moment that her husband was away
and the lady was unheld.
"Better 60 out on the porch and sleep
sis" said the Prince and don't be bottle r
ing US.
In few minutes a voice was heard
as if some one was coming up stairs and
the Prince said hurriedly.
"Hold the door Kally she coming up
here to turn a Babcock fire extinguisher |
Loose on US. Oh she's a terror when |
you get her riled."
The King put sofa up against the
door and the baffled Princess threw a
pail of hot water over the transom which
went all over the King and made him
howl with rage. She then went into
her mothers room and said she guessed
she'd "fixed 'em."
The Queen warmly commended the
hot water remedy and thought that in
view of the disgraceful proceedings
there should be more of it.
Things seemed more quiet for spell
until the King broke forth in that de-
lightful Knaka melody,
Grip snort! set 'em upagain." which
soon merged into the charming air
from one of the early operas. "The old
cow she crossed the road"
This so incensed her royal highness
that she telephoned for the Prime Min
ster to bring up the cabinet and
straighten out matters. In few min
ltes the Minister who had made
nasty attire came up stairs and calling
At the Kings room announced himself
and his mission. He was admitted
"The Queen sent for me to come up
here and preserve order"
"How'd she send for we % asked
kalakua.
"By the telephone that runs from her
room to mine, sir" said he, drawing
himself up.
"Oh, you old rascal" said the brown
King, poking linn in the ribs. 81
wouldn't allow my wife to cut up in
hat style in Honolulu" /
The Prime Minister Jared up at this
md talked about the code, at which
Kalakua opened another bottle of wine
md the wrath of the latter was con-
,iderably modified. After a couple {
more bottles the old dignitary began {
lancing a hornpipe and roared out +;
ome snatches from "Pinafore," closing
n good style with: "When l was lad S