The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-12-08
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msn sili lei the government down easy.
sai bot 800 for damages
No map sAs ever elected President
vho vas horn ia the oity. AID YET, de-
spiie this tact, boys contiBue 10 be born ia
eii4ee
Norway has discovered thai telegraph
iises scafe Tho wolves away. They are
probably afraid Of the entortiona,s rates.
Want 10 know how 10 tell a stylish
dresst Get ina crowd and mark the one
that all the women turn up their noses at
Rhode Island is going TO build q
statue Of Burnside. They want. some
thing 10 bold the state down sbonld a
go9i Wind storm spring up
Il is useless for physicians to argue
against short sleeyei dresses. The consti-
tuition Of the United States says The
night 70 bare arms shall not be infringed.
10 the good old Testament days it was
considered miracle for an ass 10 speak,
and now nothing short Of miracle will
keep one quiet.
Josh Billings says he wouldn't give
five cents 10 hear Bob Ingersoll on ''rhe
Mistakes Of Moses" bu, he would give
$500 10 hear Moses on the mistakes OF Bob
Ingersoll.
"A couple Of ladies were walking in
cemetery, when one OF them pointed to a
lovely vale, and said, That's the spot
where ! hope to be buried il my life be
spared. p"
New Jersey is trying to claim Noah
because be was New ark man. Yes, but
you know he looked out from his ArkaR-
saw land Give the south fair show in
this thing.
Young lady: 80 you are better
again, Mr.. GruLbles?" Grubbles
well, no, miss. No. can't say AS I'm
a Bit better Not bit. ! amt maybe
not quite as bad as was though. That's
oil ] can say for it. "
- Mrs. Partington went recently to
chemists for some more venom extiu-
guIsher She said the coskroaches emu
mera,ed so fast" that she was compelled
TO get something TO asperso them"
A New England mill pond at this
time OF the year is avery dangerous thing
A man fell into one the other night, but
with great presence Of mind assumed a
sitting posture, and was thus enabled to
keep his feet dry and avoid catching cold
What viii this come TOP" writes
new poet on the margin OF q sweet little
thing he sent US about a young man dying
for love, II won't come TO anything,
younn man. Ii will go, or, more properly
speaking, il has went TO the waste basket
III the young man who went to call on
girl on South street, recently, but who
suddenly left the front door and shot out
Of the yard, with dog attached to the
dome Of his trousers, will return the dog, |
reward OF five dollars will be paid by
the girls father, and no questions asked. |
A Kansas paper tells about man who
got his leg canght in machinery, and
grasping the belt in his hands held IT
sgains, twcniy.three horse power engine
until help arrived. Afterwards il states
that this man was a giant in strength,
which will tend 10 correct the statement |
that be was in the last stages of cousumpt. |
ION
In China. wliena bank fails, the off
GERS are immediately beheaded and their
bodies are placed around the room among
,he furniture and nominal assets, There
has been but one bank failure since the |
year ISL. This is better than bank OK
amincr, and costs less.
"A member Of the rhetorical class had |
Just finished his defamation when the
professor said mir. ~--, do You sup |
pose general would address his soldiers
in the manner son spoke that piecct'
Yes, sir, do, was the reply, il he was
was half scared to death and nervous as |
cat
--"Ah. dearest" sighed the young man
knccliug at the feet Of his ownest Own,
''dost thou know what Of all ontw ard I
things is nearest my hearth" Really | /
cant say" she replied, but il you have any
regard for your health in this changeable
weather, should think ii was flannel /
shirt She was too practical, aud il
broke the engagement
Ladies with weakness for bathing
in still water should take warning by the
fate Of thai person who recently put on a
pair Of cofk.soled sandals before entering
the waters Of utah's Lake Of salt Before
that lady was aware Of the peculiar nature
Of cork, her solo on rather soles, had wing
Cd ,heir digit 10 the surface Of the Lake.
while her head persisted inreposing where
her sole should be. She was happily res