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EkY16a Y6nk kkAIlahkWAYi IakN AAiir nov known the NEW
saneo%s"i a q Street Depot
and 5sy Bridge q
e ss ::
to BaO % Ssnnects ae%burs seepins
Haa ssSar lUr F ,ss %sss Cincinnati pan
NeSers wesi wRa.ns Cars 70 Chicago
M and ma T. Saturday nights fi aaG o 'sa Sunday @
asS :$ SO ssS oss ma
Fas$.'s2 S ssS ssS "a nsss ssc
SeTsrk ea5 ia $40 eY p mn % Il %id9ght
days 5 % m an o q & &@nlsht saturday nights only Sun
6ssoSrq & g. ana aSo ?a nSSS snss1xs 1as
W. WaSMoR S;$S 9yos P and u %gisSpisnt MID Ill.,
Nsw6urg Cornwall 2 7So. 8 @ a. M, $780, 4.so s.oo
ESaa%' so mn M sS ssS 3d. % sgs'
sundays. ma5s'syS s:sS 1925 sS 10 g sG 7s
SsworE aud osweso ana %aaa9 sSa
aay ys s5 s5vis 1855 g. S2o 6 & % go 7l5 m Sun
MO 70 TIE CAisKfLIS.~sp Pullman Car train from
ohcns and @ r % 1htSgTs Vest ShG%t hnT
%d ali Stations on TIC as and and Dsn%a4t
RosEaSs Rosi. s, Sl sSes;ssd ssS from residence
1854 mt ad S at anS O anass PSs q1eE each hour
san SF be SsSes ana 10
Saev e and a Ta ssT 3 Of ad HasSage S @ be
court-sl BROOKLYN at the compsny's Depots L. NO.
AZ Express Trains from the West NewYOrk at 725
JNo n. ABBOTT, Genr passr Agent. New.YOrk.
NORTHERN RAILROAD OF NEW JERSEY.
Trains leave for Englewood Coste Piermon and Nyack
sq1n@2ys :nr an and Gl5 The i'SO leave
BsS AhsS aGd dH M2rssy Pssr o ssn sqS
FALL RIVER LINE.
The b9h bes rPI FAtt l. E@EYE @ aNP THE FAST
cpa cities inland 1ld seashore resorts and
shhsr6 fh5 TBlinS AN6 'fs%sg PaSTrDEycr
Pe @ u ofS TS day Sundays nclude az 5:So from
without stoppng NewS5rt Grand pro nenaie concerts
every evening tha binds 6rc1 attached
nornigg trains to Boston short rail- ride mc
ONLY prnpESF ESFFEP9RT EY1SE T6 E5EE Vg& PORT p
neo @ % mi, nj PGs' as on o Colony naTod m no Boston
Leave NewYok ay SUNDAYS 9lS e2cesiei, AZ n from
rc -, j.; X Connection by Annex from Brooklyn p
Tickets an .taerooms both lines may be secured at all
P Va hoteis transfer and ticket oces az the ohce
List of tours anl excursions low on app
cation.
ono r cov,on =, BORDEN & LOWELL. Agents
EOR BOSTON.-THE LATEST TRAIN with
Grand Central Depot at 1885 p Week days and 1880
VIA NeV YORK ana New. England railroad
EOR BRIDGEPORT and all points on HOU-
\ sAToNICand NAUGATUCK RAfLRoA Disclaimers
Fast River m Fare lower thIn5y any otnef roaTS
FOR the WHITE MOUNTAINS.
n, n ,rA a SPECIAL FAST EXPRESS THROUGH TRAIN
sT6NINGT0H LINE from NEWTomsK fSanSf1Rs with the
vine oNn Sound line running through Parlor Cars
Leaves sonngton s,eamboa. landing cdalv except sun
dinner at Plymouth runs through WITHOUT CHANGE VIA
Worcesiert to Fa6yans and all White Mountain points.
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Gcaellers.

a lady who has been a very successful
scs,o, OF the French language college and best
an eng cement Tor
n ~ atsacfory references testhnonals Address
City. w. Nhrs'eih 81 west z3dst, New York
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'NHE HILL SCHOOL,
PoTrSToWN. PENN. Si2 hours from New. York
School year begins september ID Exceptional efficiency
preparing bows for leading colleges and stes
llnilted number received. Address for catalogue.
D.
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CITY AND NORTHERN RAIL

PROVIDENCE LINE.
FOR PROVIDENCE DIRECT,
Connecting with Providence and worcester Railroad
Worcester and all points north, via Worcester
The Palace steamer MASSACHU USETIS Will leave
Tuesdays Thursdays and saturdays ami the steamer GALA
TEA ON Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays At r. A. FROM
PllGH 80 N, r.. OF Wurren-st., New York
Staoroons secured at 0ces OF Westoots Express Com
pany. ana at principal hotels ticket onccs.
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HUDSON.-Steamers Redfeld and McManus
for hudson and via Boston and Albany Railroad to
Chatham Lebanon Springs Bepnnston Pittshed, North
Adams and intermediate points Also connecting at Hudson
Tor Athens CONSAC f. New Baltimore,
mans and Castleton Daily at Sundays excepted)
from Pier 3d. North River
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WESTON MILITARY INSTITUTE,

" AT WESTON, CONN.
For Boys and Young Gentemeu General A s Jarvis prn
ea lor he past ~ years VIII reopen sept Superior
advantages Number limited 10 % scholars all boarers
best references on
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BALTIMORE and OHIO RAILROAD.

MODEL. FAST LINE TO THE WEST
n, aoJ w w Phaiepha. Baltimore and Washiuyon
van ~ itr nav p Passenger Trains leave from penpsvi
follDy, N''Nino~S~ "ni pcsbrosseS-st ai
Nisb h m-ETeeot Snniay arrive Washtnyton 4a5 n m
icivc lshin2t1n D. llIly with
taSbcd rat" 'nrs columbus ani Cnonnatl Parlor car at
".-paiy 'as line tor Wnshin ,ton srrv, CncinrlH
~, l. n, Il
~ palace slecpers through to anu ch, " ,,ro
tuis ttrp Ugh tn thictyl
- itht ttlY Slsao,rs atasheI omen for M saen
RE mter nfO Arrive at station Baltimore
natl ''''''@''" i''i' Z" III eleeters TOT Clnch-
nhh n'tss ts.,r tmst, the we.. Trains ar.
I3cLa, >, Wv " ~ \ n. Gib M l0,tO m.
ickctSant sleanng berths sernrai an, "a ~.
wa So 90 f,ttlttp1 at Comnanv's Ofice 2l5 Brat
pany '' V-'i' FeunViVtnia faiioad Com
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DOUBLE, TRACK, THE MOST IMPROVED EQUIP
MENr AND TIE FASTEST TIME CONSISTENT
WITH ABSOLUTE SAFETY
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THE GUNNERY.-Thc fall term of thi
Il boarding school for boys Will begin September IL
Address +. w. GUNN,
Mashl pin fchN olh1 ~
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PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
Il on and after July IL. 1881

THE on n FSTARIIsHED ROUTE AND SHORT I'M
20 TRAINS EACH WAY WEEK DAYS AND o o
SUNDAY THREE STATIONS IN PHILADELPHIA A.
TWO IN NEW-NORk-
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I'HE HOPKINS GRAMMAR SCHOOL New
Haven. Conn, prepares students for Yale College Trns
tees eN Prcsidcut r. d. Wo0lsey, Il. w Blake LII D. rro
lessor T. A Ihaoner H. G. Kingsley, a. ~, a. C. Twning
Li- Dr fioleSsor D. t. BALDWIN Professor J. w Gibbs
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CT. GEORGES HALL, Resterstown, Md. For
- boys s275 year Unsurpassed. j. c. KINEAR
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STEAMBOATS, an0 iiailroa )s.

A TROY BOATS. CITIZENS, LIME
1Gs Note change Ia location NEW srLs WISpS -
rom Pi Inn Salf " Or itoH leave iay except saturday
h@eG'ng @ with morhing trains for ana West sun
A LBANI BOATS, PEOPLES LINE
"A DREW and r. JOHN cavs pier II No-tb Riv,r
SOUTH SIDE Or CAVAG-Sr.. every WEEK DAY at
trains North. Vest ani tl,t - ' 0|'0" WIN
Excursion tickets Albany return good 40 DIVA
W. w. EVEkErr, President
\ LBANr DAY BOATS-ALBANY and c.
~, SiBBARDdaiY Sundays excepte D. leave Vestrv.st
pier $50 AL 2?i't at (Br6okyn 6y Annex att
hon a., on1nsh Nyaot Ferry West Point. Ncwonrg Poig
heepse thineDeck, Catsk AMI Gu ls0n Connect AZ Rhne
Deck ~ terry vita l !! - the Ulster ami e
aMare H. H.. nj Hudson for Tfsield, Lebanon Ena
y, - pA9tny aTy ior the North AMI West and SPECIAL
pfA 1SA ENTREES New York Central and Hudson
iicE SEst ~, ~ Ut r. tickets good via this line. Trip
pcAetso West Point o. NcwDurg Inv
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a LII LIE BUSINESS of first class Teach
hf;EN Dnroau IS transacted at the UNION TEACHERS
Co circulars or information apply ELL
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XILLISTON SEMINARY.

WILLISTUN SEMINARY,
W EASTHAMPTON MASS
One OF the most Literally endowed institutiona I'm thu ~
try Parents wishing place their sons AT school where
VIII be thoroughly prepared Tor college, higher schoo
science or Tor business Will upon request receive
United states and catalogue giving iuil Information
course Of study. terms &c. Address
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:
EXCURSION TICKETS. 8Oc: CLA n BAKErICKETS7 7ss
rTHE OCEAN ON FIRE.
Il PAINS WONDERFUL AQUATIC FIREWoRKs.
Showing the SEA
MASS OF FLAME.
MANHATTAN BEACH,
THURSDAY, AUG. n.
Never before in America. Startling aud
cnects.
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Mssk-Sklrfs Com ima.

Worth makes the unpleasant announce
ment that he is going to Introduce hoops
sooner or later, and the adroit man Is be-
ginning with starched hounces, "crino-
let,es." II was by these the hoop came in
before. IL did not burst, so to speak, in
full-orbed Inconvenience upon the world.
But there was a shadowy sunrise Of starch
ed draperies and curious fabric like unto
woven wire, known as grass cloth. by
means like these men were taught first to
pity, and then to endure, and at last to EN-
brace, in part, skirts full six feet across.
The revived fashion is pretty sure to come,
however, and as the last time and in most
previous appearances Of the amplitudinous
in drspery in this century, in the eigh-
teen and in the sixteen, the style appears
likely to come in on an ascending wave Of
prosperity. Springfield Mass Republic
can.
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A M.nssIInn Edmcafi.n.

Say, John. can you pay me that bill 1"
asked a soap and starch man Of Fulton
street laundrymsn.
"Cant psyee any billee. Slumbiody
s,ealee my blocks. Mclean man losee
blocks no payre Raisee row. Say Giant
find 'clounts. Chinaman alice samee."
"What do you mean, you wall-eysd
heatheng Going to pay that bill or not "
ME no payee. Me alice time likee
Bloard Of Edleclation. Alice time raise
hellee, splend money and losee blocks. You
lindee blocks. me payee,"
"where'll ! find your books, old chop
sticksi You pay up, or III bounce YOU
"lou no bounce me. You edward snd
liar, You makee me mad; Chinaman
free you out joss diam quick. Mclean
man splend money, makee asse OF self, and
hiree man to stealee blocks. Chinsmsn
alice Samee. Me dehsul,er. Me bustee
up. You gettee clommittee investigate.
Chinaman alice samee Mclean man. XII
yalr
They are an initiative race-the Mengol-
ian-but then they don't thoroughly I'M
derstand the American methods of business.
An individual cant do what corporate
body can, and the chinsman will find il
out some day. Brooklyn Eagle.
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"'' "'".n"e,''' s''" serious 'ooN
VIZ wv" Wv" ''"s h'''' o''""g !" h'
Io'mer wen KNOWN o''"en-N mansion OF
va" He-' H''""e' .he Other daY' j "'S'
70 see 20" ON cohhheniial mailer oi The
greatest Importance. We are alone, he
ieve
We 're, J be''e'e' SAID Mr.
mnch my'''hed Nv the movements OF the
oaler who looked cautiously into the
bookcase ana behind the piano ana con
o'"ue" Nv droPP'ng The ea' outside The
uoor'
IN the hrr' place Then, -a'd the long
hairen man taxing seat ana producing q
square leather box from hts ooa'''aii Pock .
e. allow me 10 SIX u sm correctly in
'o'meh tha' your mo'her'in'Isw i.re-'ding
WIN you
suoh j. Tue case responded Mr. mt
'enne''e''
very wen, '''n 'he stranger uns'raP'
P'"g 'he po'' nov ue-'re 10 eau your
oonnneh''a' neutrality-suspicious. mind
yo"-'o "u'e invention Just go''en out
py our company 'he \. l. COMPANY OF
hartford connecticut, ana he displayed
!" o''o' '"'' "He"'"'ru g'gah'lo gas
marble
"ha'' w" "sed plhender'er.
some new s'nu OF il'er p"l
Pn iha'' Tue genuine RUSSIAN
gas "o"o' @'e''eu ,he sgen''
"rea' heaven lake u away what
DO you -. LOOK out There fo''ce =
ana ar p'nehuet'er turned handspring
over 'he oaok OF 'he SOFA
Don't ne alarmed my dear sir' bland
" orphaned the stranger III isn't loaded.
its only sample. lou see the miro
gyoef'ne cartridge Is not added until The
iourIh DAY
What the o'ares do you mean
ALLOW me 10 explain, lou see our
col" pan'-'he Aoe'den' in'ur'ng no'ee
the ing, please Company Of lisrtiord-no
with Mark Twsin's Insurance
concern these articles Of
the very best materials, under the super
vision ola competent Nihilist, and furnish
Is them on strictly honorable aud conf.
DENTAL basis to families, where-ahem-
where they are aiost needed ~ curiosities.
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a Terrible Nighf Experience .. the
Mount asbiagfoa signal ser-
gles nHgfd(uo


rice BUifdi"g.
Noticing that the sides of the SUNNI
we're .ifewn with boards. beam, aud debris
my guide explained that what saw ~s
the result 81 the great January gale. ~
added.
Late 10 the afternoon my comrsde Ser
geant NJ, came 10 where was lynn
abed -ick, aud said, There !. going to b.
the devil to pay, - guess III make eve
rything snug.
"By nine In the evening the wind had
increased to 100 miles an hour, with heavy
-leet. Al midnight the velocity Of III,
storm was i2o mile,. and the exposed Their
mometet recorded Si' below aero. With
the stove red, we could hardly get II above
freezing inside the house. Water frozs
within three feet Of the fire-in fact, where
you are now sitting.
AT this time the noise outside was deaf
ening. About ! o'clock the wind rose Ia
80 miles. II was nov blowing hurri'
cane. The wind, gathering ~ all the loose
ice Of the mountain, dashed !, against the
house With one continued roar. lay
wondering how long the building would
stand this, when all at once came crash.
NJ shouted to me 10 get up; but ]
had tumbled out in a hurry on hearing
the gls-. 60. You see, Was dressed to
keep myself warm In bed
"Our united efforts we're hardly equal TO
closing the storm-shuiiers from the inside.
but We finally succeeded, though the lights
went out when the wind came in, and We
worked in the dark"
lie ro-e 10 show me how the shutters Of
thick osk we're first secured by an iron bar,
aud secondly by strong wooden buttons
firmly screwed into the window frames
I'VE had scarcely done lhis," resumed
Doyle. "snd were shivering over the 6ie.
when heavy gust Of wind again burst
open the shutters as easily As II they had
never been fastened at all We -prsng 10
our feet. After hard tus.el We again Sc
cured the windows by mailing a clest TO
the door, against which one end Of board
vas fixed. using the other end as lever.
You understand >" nodded. swell,
even then II was all We could do TO
force the shutter. back into place. But We
did Il. We had 10 do Il.
"The ret OF the night was passed in
expectation that the building
would he blown into Tuckermsn's ravine,
aud We With IL. Al o'clock in the morn
ing the wind registered ls5 miles. II had
shifted them from east TO northeast From
this time 1t steadily Tell TO ten miles, at Q
O'Clock. This was the biggest blow ever
experienced on the mountain.
Suppose the house had gone, and the
hotel stood fast. could you have effected
an entrance into the hotel - asked.
I'VE could not hsve faced the gale"
"Noi for hundred feet not in a mat.
ter Of lils aud death
"lmpossible. The wind would have liz.
Ell Us from our feet like bags Of wool. We
would have been dashed against the rocks
and smashed like eee-shells, was the quiet
reply.
"And for many hours you expected to
be swept into eternity
1--WE did what We could Each wrapped
himself in blankets. and quilts, binding
,hose tightly around him with ropes, 10
which were attached bars Of iron, so tina,
IL the house went by the board We might
stand a chances slim one Of snchoring
somewh here, somehow.-llis Weekly,
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DFnocRsrrC rssEEr.
rnc ussc Of me Gospel age.


Iihor isioidf jsurnai
With thousands Of others the writer he
lisyes the Gospel Age will close this year
N this I've true We ase on the eve Of one oil
the most wonderful movement. the world
has ever witnessed. This movement !,
found in the fourteenth chapter Of Luke.
In that ch,pter We have the Gospel Age
represented under the 6gnre Of great sup
per, which q certain man made. and, at
super time, be sends forth hi servant 10
say unto those that were hidden: Come
for ihing- srs ready They all with one
consent began 10 make excuse. The Mas
tcr u the house. being angry, ne,, bids
his srvat 10 30 out quickly into the
street. aud lsner Of the city aud bring in
the poor. Nc, after which be- sends the ser
want oft into the highway aud hedges to
compel them 10 come in that his hou-e
may he dllei. The supper time" Of the
parable represent. the closing period Of the
Gospel Age, aud the going out Of the ser
want At the three different commands Of
the Master represents three great religious
movements a. the closing period Of the
Gospel Dispensaiion. The servant going
ito them tina, we're hidden" was fulfilled
by the great Second Advent movement Of
1854, sometimes called the Milleriie
movement. The servant going ont quick
" inio the streets and lanes Il the city
represent. the woman's Temperance Cru
SADIE movement, which was 50 quickly
raised up in 1854, and spread like Wild
Gre al over the land. The very specific
work which the Christian women did
during the crusade movement va. TO 10
right ,ato the streets and lanes Of the
CITIES aud towns. showing plainly aud con
clusisely that this was literal ful6llmeni
Of this part Of the parable. The thiri
aud last movement 81 the Gospel Age will
b. q great high~ays aud hedges movement
A. literal iuldllmeni ~ the closing part
of the parable. n the 6r.t aud second
movements were raised up in the United
State, ~ the third will be- likewi-e. The
Gospel Age j. To close with a time Of great
,ribuIation. The people are to ice IRON
their home. along the Highways seeking
shelter ia the cave and rocks of the
mountains from an s~ful impending ca.
lamiiy We are told in l Peter Az,
that Judgment must begin At the house Of
God aud a. the church Of tod is princi-
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wHALEs.-The birthday Of whales is
celebrated occasionally in the public
school. like that Of the poets The follow
ing is little girls composition prepared
lately for that occasion; Whales is big
fish. Whales live a long time and don't
die when they get old. We had a railroad
whale here a little time ago, Just for a
show. Whales don't always travel that
way. They mostly go by water, SO they
can sea more. Most people like to go by
rail dead. head, but whales amt like most
people. A good while ago people used to
make light Of whales. but they don't some
now; faint quick enough. The lamps
wont blow up. We wouldn't have no
newspapers IL il wasn't for coal oil, and
railroads. and pistols, and so forth-'cause
there wouldn't be no news. Whales is
like shoes right and left. Our r,ilroad
whale was a right whale. Sometimes a
whale gets left when the tide goes out
kind Of united. Maybe there Is other kind
Of whales. Some Of the boys catch 'em in
school. but don't like that kind; they
amt intercstin' TO girls"
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A young and well-dressei woman I'M
Incredibly humping her mother upon the
back excited mingled emotions Of indigna-
tons and pity in the minds of the passers-
by on crowded thorougbfare Yesterday,
A good-hearted but indiscreet philanthro-
pist who ventured to demonstrate at this
brutal exhibition was hidden 10 mind his
own Affairs, and at last, after much gasp
ing and coughing, the elder lady explained
that she had swallowed cardamon seed
the wrong way" and her daughter was du'
tifully pounding her between the shoulders
to the intent that choking might be avoid
ed. Surely appearances are often deceit
full Boston Journal.
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Dr.. {. e. Graham, nov " years Of age
delivered the following sddress before q
meeting Of his old comrades at Paris, last
week "FEriow CITIZENS or THE wAR
or isl2-Ours wa. the second struggle 10
he freed from the crown Of Great Britain,
aud but for the hsrdships and hazards we
endured the citizens Of our glorious Re-
public would nov be suffering under the
CALLING yoke, as is oppressed ireland. The
three long years Of suffering during that
doubtful contest win the powerful nation,
We who fought, and we only, can conceive
Of. As there were no turnpikes and no
railroads, no wagons could be passed
through the tangled forests and black
swamps around the lake., we consequently
had To pack our provisions on our backs
with the old.fsshioned heavy musket.
When wesried with q days trudge, lnee
deep in mud there was no sleep but on a
brush cut sud piled few inches above
water. Then often were we awakened by the
report Of the deadly rife cutting of our
pickets We we're daily skirted by the
Willy savage in his own native forest. This,
however, il Of the past, and we who have
annually met in commemorstion Of it will
soon be gone from earth forever. Our un-
ion in future must be with a Christian
hope Of a resurrection from the dark and
loathsome abodes OF dissolution to the
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John Soard is serving a life sentence in
the Kentucky Peniieniiary under conyic-
ton Of the murder Of l.. D. Whitney, who,
it has just been discovered, is living and
serving as a Constable In Cleveland, Ohio.
soard was convicted few years ago on
circumstaniisl evidence, a dead body hav-
ing been found in Casey county and falsely
sworn to be whiiney's. Whitney was em'
ployed for some time in the Government
Secret Service, with headquarters at Gin
cinnati, and soard had been his assistant,
hut he knew nothing Of his trial and con-
yiclion until the other day, when he re-
ceived a letter from him. At least this is
what a Cleveland paper saws.
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Here is story for those little boys who
have mind To run away with the circus.
I.eotard Carlo was made performer in
the ring when he was only two years old,
beginning as a posturant for riders, and
aherward becoming expert on the trapsle.
lie wore the brightest Of spangled costumes,
smiled industriously while at work, and
altogether Was an object Of envy to juye-
nile spectators. A few days ago pitiably
ragged and wan lad Of twelve was caught
stealing drink Of milk from a can In :
Boston street. Being arrested, he said
that he was Leotsrd Carlo, that lameness
had incapaeita ted hin for ~ nlnasiie fsais
and that for months he had been starving
shelterless tramp.
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No palatial hospital needed for Hop
Bilisr- patients, nor large salaried talented
puasrs to tell what Hop Bilters will do or
cure, as they tell their Own story by their
certain snd absolute cures At hone. Fl New
York Independent.
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The tower clock of the First Presbyteri-
an Church, Newark, n. j., lately stopped.
The town iime-keeper found in the wheels
OF the clock tangled mass Of hay, Irvine,
grass, cotton and feathers, amounting to
nearly half peck. A pair of birds had
entered the tower through hole in the
dial and attempted to build nest in the
machinery Of the clock. The slow revo-
luton Of the wheels tore their work to
pieces, and they kept on re-eonstructing
until thay stopped the wheels.
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Coon ADVICE TO A JUDGE--Jim Web.
ster WAS brought mp before AN Austin Jus.
tice Of the i'eace. II was the same old
charge that used to bother him in Calves
ton. After the evidence was all in, the
Judge, with perplered look, said; "Bui
] do not not comprehended, Webster, how
il was possible for you to steal those chick
ems when they were roosting right under
the owners window. and there were two
vicious dogs in the yard" "lIit wouldn't
do yer bit Of good, Jedge, for me To splain
how ! coiched dem chickens, for YOU
couldn't do il yerself il ye tried it forty
times, and yer might get yer hide full oil
buekshot de berry fust time yer put yei
leg .ber de fence. DE bes way fer yer ic
do, ledge, is fur yer to buy yer chickens in
the msrkei."-lreras sifiings.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-07-01

Clara fol1, the San Francisco woman
lawyer, being told by the opposing counsel
in Court that a woman's proper place was
at home, raising children, retoried' "A
woman had better be engaged in almost
any business than raising such men as YOU
are. air.