Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-04-05

A Boston man who detected a piece or
bark In his sausage visited the butcher
shop to know what had become OF the rest
OF the dog.
Dyspepsis and Indigestion are cured by
using Balls Digestive Salt at the table ID
stead OF ordinary table salt. p cents will
get package or bottle from your drug
gist or grocer. See advertisement.
Many men proclaim their honest"
from their housetops, only to take the at
tention Of the police from what Is going
on In their Easements.
THE PERUVIAN SYRUP has cured thou
sands who were suffering from dyspepsia,
debility. liver complaint, boils, humors,
female complaints, etc. Pamphlets free to
any address. Seth W. Fowle & Sons,
Boston.
When our skipper found 1t was impossi-
BILE TO moor his yacht, he said he was pref
ty mad. At any rate he was OF a can't an
chorus frame of mind
EXPERIENCE TAUGHT NE and my money
paid for it. After having Liver complain,
four years, aud spending money on nos
trums aud doctors who didn't help me
tried sulphur Bitters. Six bottles cured
me. Ishall always use Nlli,rTight.
Gum arabic dissolved in whiskey will
keep the hair curled in damp weather
And a little sugar dissolved Ia 1t has q
similar effect on the legs.
| cannot say too much in favor of your
dyspepsis remedy, ID. Il. V. q. am now
using il with the best results; can eat
any thing aud it does not distress me-
Truly yours,
H. J. Wattles,
North avenue.
Rochester, y. Y.
Guaranteed by all druggists.
When the Sunday-School superintendent
asked his class why Moses smote the rock.
a little fellow sung out Il reCkin' he
missed the Teller be aimed a..
Hoods sarsapRriIIa
Is designed TO meet the wants Of those who
need n medicine TO build them up. give
them an appetite. purify their blood. and
oil up the machinery of their bodies. No
other article takes hold Of the system and
hits exactly the spot like Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla. IL works Ike magic. reaching every
part OF the human body through the blood.
giving 10 al renewed LIE and energy. 81
u bottle; six for -
brilliant and impul,iye people, said q
lecturer on phy>ioguomy, have black
ewes, or if they don't have 'cm. they're apt
TO get en-. &c they're too impulSivc."
H,mruAL Co>rIvENE>S i the baue of
nearly every American woman. From u
usually arises those disorders that 80 sure
~ undermine their health and strength
Every woman owes Il 10 herself and To her
family 10 use that celebrated medicine,
kidney-woTt. IL is the sure remedy for
constipation. aud for all disorders OF the
Kidneys aud liver. Try II In liquid or dry
form Equally efficient in either.-Bosioa
>,1lily Budget
Il was a man ofconsiderable means who
said. when thrown from his horse, that
although not In very comfortable posi-
ton. yet he considered himself pretty well
or
WHAT THEY LEAD To.-Kidncy troubles
aud liver troubles, unless checked In time
by DIR. David Keunedy's "Fayorte Rene
dv." will end IN constipation, piles, rheu-
nlatism and gravel The latter are all
ments OF very serious character. Favor
lie Remedy" acts upon the dl.ordered kid
news aud liver with Quickness and certain
N. IL i Natures own device for this
purpose. ASK for II when you are next In
The store. or write TO the Doctor a. Ron
dout. y. Y
Ari.tideS Morpheus said TO 4 friend, who
hgd a severe cold You have chance
10 make fortune In the livery stable busi-
n,s> 90 How" You have no end Of
hacks
GEATErUL WoNEN.-None receive so
mach benefit, aud none are so profoundly
grateful aDd show such an interest in re-
commenting Hop BitterS as women. IL
j. the only remedy peculiarly adapted TO
The many Ills the sex is almos, universally
subject Ia. Chills and fever. indigestion
or derausSd liver, constant or periodical
sick headache, Weakness in the back or
kidneys. pain in the shoulders and different
parts of the body, a feeling Of lassitude
aud dependency, are all readily removed
los these bitters. COurdAf
A garruloGs fop, who by his frivolous re-
marks had annoyed his partner in ball
room, among other empty things asked
whether she had ever had her ears pierced.
NO" was the reply; "but have often
had them bored.
COUNTLESS sufferers fiud the balm OF re-
lief. and .he fountain of their health and
strength IN .iyer'S NdrSdPdriilG. IL Is the
most potent OF al the alternatives 70 purify
the system and cleanse the blood. Il pos
sesseS inyigorating qualities, so that 1t
stimulates the faded yitalitieS and purges
out the corruptious which mingle with the
blood, promoting arrangement aud decay.
We are assured by many intelligent ply
Sicians that this medicine cures beyond all
others OF its sind, and we can fortify this
statement by our own experience.-Plinr-
sItaWHey Pa Argus.
What are you doing out there my
in the night dew:" said the kind
old gentleman on the piazza. 'Precticing
fencing" was the sweet reply, as she
loaned over the Dickets till her face WAS