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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-01-06

The leading scientists OF to-day
Kidneys OF Liver. If therefore, the Kidneys and
Liver are Kept in perfect order. perfect health will
be the result. This thruth has only been known
n sh lrt time and for years people suffered great
agony without being able 20 8nd relief. The dis
c0verv of " arncr's safe Kidney and Liver Cure
marks a new era in.thc treatment OF these trOub-
les Made from simple tropical leaf OF rare VAL
ne, il contains Just the clements necessary 10
nourish and inyieorste both OF these great organs,
and safely FCstaEa and Keep them i'm order. Ii is
q POSITIVE Semcdy for all the diseases
that causes pains ia the lower part OF the body
FOR Torpid Observation-Disclosures
ness-Grayet-Fever. Ague Malarial Fever, and
al difficulties Of che Kidneys, Liver and Urinary
Organs.
It is an excellent ard safe remedy Cor females
during Pregnancy. itwiQ Coutrol NeHstruation
and is Invaluable for LeUc6rEhosa or Falling OF the
Womb.
A. 3 Blood Pnri6er is Is uneQ0aled, Tor il cures
the organs Ebat HgGSs the blood
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-01-06

There is no civilized nation in the
Western Hemisphere in which the utii
ty of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters as a
tonic, corrective, and anti-bilious medi-
cine. is not known and appreciated.
While it is a medicine for all seasons and
all cimetes, it is especially suited to the
compla. ats generated by the weather, be-
ing the purest and best vegetable stimu-
liant in the world. For sale by Druggists
aud dealers, TO whom apply for Hostel
ter's Almanac for 1881.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-01-06

StiI-abuse, as
Mental Anxiety
Loss of Memory,
Pains in the back
or side, and die.
eases that lead t.
consumption. In.
sanity and an ear.
ly grave. The spe.
cifc medicine is
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-01-06

The above CT; illustrates TIE sppiieson OF DrBA a.
Smith & Cos Vspor;Eei Csterh Cure, with then
medicine can be thrown ints rillions OF stoms and
carried in fine vspor high up l2to head. or down
deep into throat and l0rcs. Il IS not remedy but
NIssal P assages aro opened; the Nasal Tone, TIE
ISinted Breath and Offensive Discharge sre cured.
One Bottle Will cure Sny ordinary csss Of Cata-rh:
Two Bottles Cured q case of I'VE years standing.
rnty Gents worth cures Hay Fever, Asthma or
bsonehitis. One application viii cyge Sore Tsroat,
hoarseiess, or Ringing in Ears. Il never fsdis in
curing CGisrTh or the LgugS,-tze beginning of Con-
sumption. Circular free. fcporfse6 Catarrh Cure,
% ess bottle. Threat ad Nasal tos i=ey, 50 CTS
Sa2a oy Gracgssts or Expressed On reospt f ETfcs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-01-06

~ n Outfit sent free to tloes who wish to enga-e in
" = the most pleasant aud profitable business
IN known. Everything new. Capital not re-
Wv quired. We will furnish you everything SlU
day and upwards is easily made without staying
away from home over night No risk whatever
Many new workers wanted at once. Many max
ing fortunes at the business Ladies make as much
as men and yonng boys and girls make great pay
No who is willing to work fails TO make more
money every day than can be made in a week at any
ordinary employment. Those who engage at once
Will ind short road to fortune. Address Ill HALLErT
Co., Portland, Maine. ex1ianS3
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-01-06
M A i A RI A L
PO5S ON

The prin1f Il cause Of nearly al sickness at THE
sne or the year has It's origin in disoFdered
Liver. which, If not regulated in time, great saf-
aring, wretchedness AID death win ensEe. a
gentleman, writing ron South America, says; y
have used your simmons Liver Regulator with
good effect, both az prevention and cure FOR Ma
larfsi Feyers on the IsthTnus Of Panama
Ii you feel drowsy. debilitGted. have frequent
,@aaGche. mouth tastes badly, poor appetite and
tongue coated. you ere suffering from torpid liver
or ebiiiousness and nothing viii cure yoE so
speedily and permanently as to take
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-01-06
SINNOI'S INTER- REGIElTOR.

Iii gwen with safety and the hsppiest results
30 the most delicate infant I; takes The place Of
suinine and bittsrs of every kind 1t il the cheap
s.t purest and best family msdIcine in the world.
SOLD By ALL DRUGGISTS.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-01-06
PREPARED BY

Dr.. ]. c. AVER & CO., Lowell, Mass,
Practical and analytical Chemists.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-11-17
PERSONAL AND tiiTRaRY.

The csnSvser % -ihs wsrhs an
gheia" rscesrss os ~ iADs.
sad dollar
Mr. jess FrvsaSss fern. n~c-
of Geaerzl Jean q frsmoak has tnsae
her dshsi "a a >rtrvsA
Tie cler~st-h~siei abi h-sisn-
formed % iso.i writer N frAaes "a
wom1n-"Jaisetts Lambert
-SenAiog Rrn I'LL has uBicEsaea
sce.Ba o~prssisoa upoa As ;sa<s0 fs
The rsnosai u iunEptd grs~tA
Carr Sehsrr has a<rs~i to Iscsarv
the coming .sa~aa. sn3sr the sasPsccs
Of the " slaas. L~-tgrr Burvaa
A hGsl ot Art.1nas wari e ~sasri
by an advertiser tn ~ tnsii.A rssPa-
per. AreEnas Mad ~s.. Aai ss4l "a
grvai tasorEs a EnSianL
The h~s printer IN sAs cerrnsa
ciiy uI fnakfogt pAs ChusttAn ESvBo-
lof. bom n isJ. and q 81 n iAS3 aai
= tablet has i1.; bcca crested 10 has
memory IN the wall 81 ia kosse where
he worked and uhcrv he dsed
A spare. handsome maa of siNiE-
four. w.th nne aose AMI ,ense upper lip
Is the Res. Ne~msn Hall iis work
Com tn Jesis" hAs beca translated
into ~tSeats languages, AMI hAs reached
i circulation OF ihrvc mIliuaA
TRACE GrvcnWosSi . IN iyoadon
suffering from frequent attacks 81 acass
bgonchii sai asthma BIT most gnnyed
II her inability 70 write Her muslcA
daughter wii soon make her dcbu, asa
hgh soprano
A work on photography. just pub
llsheI IN Germany. SAYS that Schiliers
"Song ot the Es l.. has rrco.sci
eighteen French trAnslaiiun.. seventeen
Latin. nitern knslrh. four Italian. iuar
bohemian. four Polish. three Hun arr
m. two Russian AMI one e oh in Dutch.
Norweg an. Dsn sh. spanish, Hebrew.
lithuanian. Swedish. Slavonic. Low
German. Flemish. Wendic and Rouma-
man, in ali. eight, three Transitions
SAYS the Cartstd "a fssos. Miss
Frances T. " lisri - endcayoring Is
direct public attention To the writers of
the South. and isconiinuing ia that way
the good work of mediation bctwrea
W. sections whose principal mis-
fortune probably u their ignorance ~
each other sentiments AMI charasicr.
Literature in the South u decidedly
look ug zap. AMI 1t will be- n great gain
to the ~lI.craturr of the country when
southern lie nnds a full and artistic eN-
preston in books. Mrs. burnett and
Mr.. Cable are in the very front ranks
Of American noycl,stS. aud arr showing
what rich iields aud s,rong dramat sit
uat ons Southern society alords the
novelist.
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-11-17
Camping s'at.

And so ,oa are going o. camp unt
ia the wool. daring The el.ssine lsss -
sumncr and the open ng ia Il ia..
What can bc mogu del whtfui than th .
recreation 1906 don forget o. tAAs
along some ammon = uoth ns wul fe-
llssc the pain frsm the atsb< ~ as',s
quicker. IA would a.so 20 sell 80 pre-
cure bottle of lol ne and n came .
bar brush 10 pAiat the swelling r.
by the poisonous September n~BosluturH
loa will also hni at the dTgs stars
AMI the repositories fpr sIrsrt nx g,-si'
n very superior ttni "a horTibly snscil
ins ONT snt. which will bs uao % iHf
ng on your ia AMI haads -
keep on flies. Sosi gloves. ttuu D.
uncumforiab g ~ tb . time "a yssf -i
thS ART the :aSagss of bag. al dis"fs
sorts. and mosquito netting worn sbsli
the fac ~ill answer q similar pIrF-ssc
You al.o vat plrnty "a ma'chrs So
light n smuIgv ia yoaT tent strfy a ght
Moreover. n sharp scslP.l ani q psir -
stout fDryeps viis prove "a a-sistagsa 90
or o,mpan oas IN sSssaeI9g sol
ticks irum your bark tossFf rlasicr.
for Application TAI scar ell portions -
our caticic where yun have cIa-r
yourself va n vain eHort - spT-o4s" ihe
itching ot gna; bites. ysl oil. 81
course. aid To your siofoa-Baa
JoaragL
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-11-17
HU MORO u.

There is a man in 81 Louis who h,s
q wonderful memory. 10 II thought the
city will eventually employ him to re-
member the Sabbath -IonisrtAs CoEr
tr-JouyHA
"A New York man recently sold his
wife TO "A neirhbor for a dollar. Some
men seem to take delight in ~ n
ding their neighbors. - kOrrsstOtca Her.
all.
j. ". Riley has n poem on The
Lost Kiss" lie dorsn't make IL very
plain ~ to how he lost IL; but u j. pre-
summed her mother came into the room
just in time to catch him att -hochss-
ter Express.
did YOU get that girls picture.
lirowne You remember you said You
were bound tn have it, Well not
exactly replied Brown: II asked her
for il and ,he gave M her negative
boston TTaHsrrtpk.
-Good-Iookn ne womcn are generally
weaker and less capable Of gcitin.
along than plain ones BY watching
the horSe-Car conductors, we have oh
served that a pretty girl requires twice
a much ass stance to get on n ear n
does a homely onc.-BoStga losL.
When n Methodist preacher 81 any
prominence in this State does or says
anything worthy of note. half the
papers in the commonwealth make n
note OF it. and say: Rev. So-and 80.
formerly OF this city" Such j. one
beneiicent feature of the it~inerant sys-
tenn. -LorcH Courier.
The man of prudence cmployeth
the hired hand-maid whose hair match
eth in color tha, worn by the wife Of
his bosom. but the fool heedeth not
this important point, and. when he
weareth n iong. blonde hair or the lap
pei of his coat. his bla"k-haired wife
waxeih wroth thereai. and patteth hiss
his head with n club. -DeiroI Free
trcS<.
-She said he had n Gathering tongue.
As to his arm = she fIni lily cionEur.
And loves sweet round lag he syugic.
For that. said be. my love. ! guess
cannot. casnof love M iJczs.
Give me the little h and I pruess!
'Tts thine. she said. with alancr obiI1uc,
While bitIshin2 r S-cz iy.- Il her chI Iuc-
The twain will b. made ooe next Niluc-
->onsrcils JoaaTHA
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-11-17
Sesnrisx Tin.

"You writers on hous ksrp5ne arc
alwaps telling IA poor. ursi haa~r
keepers to keep our tin bright sai
shining said n iIded hooking hs.iss
keeper - me the other dAY. NJ
would ike Us have sosne ose tel ma
how IL ~ done. ! think ihz; marh
securing 81 IL takes n gresi isai -
time and much hard work tha
50. too. and however "a nav 30 ~ah
othsrs. i preach AMI prSriss. Esry
little securing of any kinI In q
never pa, into greasy dishwsteT. ba;
aiways washed IN clean .ats male q
good soft soap. will rema bright :
long time. in fact siii keep vsry tSi~r.
abe t5Ii it is about worn oct Whrn.
ever ] do scDur tea kettles. tea prs.
dippers or anything which - Ia. ! pre-
fer eoal ashes foe brigh,snisg 80 AR
thing else ] have ever ifisi Tbs ashss
must be hr.; put through a hns s.sT-
80 that Dits IL coal ansi al athsr hss,
substances NAV be removed After
Dg vel with ashes. wash IN rirzn.
hot .osp sssis. .p~ With |. sDff dame
cloth and your tan sal k~sk ns1ag a.
well ~ new. besides 10 Will not gros
dull So quickly "a When scoBrssl -ith
other thsnza CoL nshes are nee aIso
for securing knives and forks 20 steel.
u washed and wiped I'M Bsdia;sly AftSr
rubbing. otherwise Il all incline th-n
To rust - Basy5-s-
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-11-17

al as-u ,. ~~~s - IA Ass'' ~
kpsNs
r. 49, : q - 800 49, So
wssrAsa sSA ~ tsses @@t
"a Ii. 1assr. E~-4 assa
- n Ass s~a SD ~~~t rG
a. "a NE as~4irA 49, 49, 40 - -
vs-ua
De- si~sg ss ester ~ A~sss - "a Z 49,
t -ss al kssAoa sa4 thsa 49,
esaA-x ss~~ Il Ne @at f~a As
~;s~kz& 30 cpaa eSss~sT 9tsa e
"a n~sAss whss bal &sus@ q Me-
REL 81
Else Ter naSAsT ratts s ~
.as. hsrs . nsssn.~~A oat rvs.
lp.e~ - IN Nssea shNi cod - ~@s
s~esassr4 bAaia s.-si stsf - hn
Nssr.. esssi ss~taassd drs Na-E
-. .Ns Gases lbs kat ~Aers "a
ssa "a iass "a b . &xhfF
a~a I.s~ AsI - 4 AKA $50 Nra
pust 30 issai sAe mass rv~aas =" e.
lSsit. ssa AL ETgws 4aSts asftes'
ases ths q a afr 81 - 49, bA<ss
IA . masas=as Mas ES&3Y sai %
AsArl s--sa n ts~sni tAs satsksa a.
la stc siis. al she SO sffaa
hes -, ses snl ssa-j s sas ~
assa<
fArfe SO > bFs~u a. dfwss ihsts
ass ~s.ra laoss hss tSsra Ma r.'r
e,ssii b. hfATl e a.
a ns- hsssa uf rsi pa ~asA $3.50
e~as~r my fAxa a. aaar ssfb3
nv Ms. tsa4s vr~swi ths AaeAe.
a-.r AL rAa-ht sEht - mai ruAi
INtsl "Arv Aas a ysasf e.aas va
ltasis Afr yoa safvf ihs s
Aai thsy -ssskia give aP ~ a
shF
No but thcrssths "sArf 49,
isase y~-.iuissI ., the Bag 80 mshil
,Sic 81 shsh "a aFg~Fasss dE
lore shs rAn yrsiT
-Mrs Har. saaAiat hasu
dirt, p4crs af tsEssru 81 ga, tssa
.sid M,ss rtdit. tnssans - ihs ts
..AIiss HfaizsI 90 thsss a cast ~ 49,
oct 10 ths sad fhsrvs pe tau
what's IA "a shas disess o
sging .nts ihs hossss"'
uuis.s 80 prs..l al ksr hsa3 49,.
ca. Aat ~tbssst ~Astla tut a iaf-rf
hnL ,h0 csashi up sho hss 8" vsf is
ATE the ~oai vrHsr
hut a. ska alt - he cIsNa siie 4
The t,ag A. i.sriasvi a. vss~
"t.o sIa.ss mct M.ss foll 90
claimed. catch hg a. n dis arm
}. my bag
Thea she at dusn IN a char sal
stArvst ai Dave IA a ~sy b al uale AH
fcsl very unrssafuftshiss
n. rc.s hic.' sAr. Mr. Haff
that saa have tS~a earn a. NJ
l'o.i, . bas al osef D ysts. tssiaE a'
~cNshangv IL for Que ihai an hcf
ltut ~. fuuai { sa,isf tbs iH bAat
counter. pr'srstsl itsto "aisr 49,
s,-ia sstst c~tanisT. iusi wh'r0 tbs mst
let his bss
NO. pee where ! loft va ~ SAT-
NJ - l'oli,. FIRMLY and ihe rshl ta.i
counter. a, I rsmartvi O. tsa uis
gentleman. i'-ps n ,oSari tbe
and rel t~=,ttlcs ,a the fr,Int w.pf'7
"Ilut this - q new isas. @ftFts-i
Dave. aud yours hal bal ssanf e'
it
NO. Da,id. my ch,hi sssi "
Folly. MS oli bag III have sts,us
b.. bttt thi. = = B-s one. which se
MA would send mo Ia take ths pIt.s q
tho oil Gne. AMI IN thasAjHdt.st o.
M wore han a little musi vs th raf
SADIE. - n AsraAIf. ga Saats ia
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-11-17
A Poor Travelling Dress.

What would one think of n mother
who provided for her daughters trav-
cling outfit, over n very long. rough
i%Ourney, where she was To meet all
vicissItudes of climate and weather.
only a iiimsy ball dress? 1t might be
very beautiful in fabric. anil adorned
with abundance Of the choicest flowers
and sparkling gems, but it would be n
miserable failure as 4 travelling dress,
and we should almost think the woman
deficient in sound sense who should
provide it for such n purpose.
But is it any more sensible to send
GU girls GU over the rough journey of
life with only Il stock OF accomplish
ments to meet the wants of this every
day working world? How many dear
girls marry without the slightest prepa-
ration in the way of domestic knowl-
edge and self-reliance in managing
home affairs. IL is foDdly hoped that
skill will come to them and that they
will manage somehow tn keep a house
in responsibility and comfort; but O.
that ball-dress travelling suit! How
poorly it answers in the wear and tear
OF the road.
Don't buy everything for the girls.
Trust them with the money after giving
them IS much good advice as you please.
Let them learn how TO buy by actual
experience. Ii they make some mis-
takes let them abide by them just as
you have to. Said a boy of a brother
skater, WHO had met q tumble: Let
him fall down. That's the way to
learn" 1t is the way we all learn q
great many things. If Jenny's pretty
blue cambria fades out white, let her
bleach it and make the best of IL; but
learn the lesson also of avoiding that
alluring. deceitful shade in the future.
Let her learn to make bread from the
beginning to the end OF the process. and
teach her the most thrifty, excellent
short cuts to perfection in al depart
ments of cookery.
1t is not needful to go through the
tedious processes our grandmothers
used to beating eggs TO = fro,h with .
knife, waiting all day for bread to rise.
and so on. in a world where egg heaters
are to be had. and Vienna yeast-cakes
which viii answer the purpose of rising
in an hour or two.
Let her eschew cream-of-tartar and
soda when good baking powder is TO be
had, and adopt all similar improve
ments. Life and time are toe precious
to be necdlessly wasted on these old
time crudities. Housekeeping need not
and should not be half so hard TO the
girls at the present time rs IL was for
US, if they only VIII take hold and ft
themselves for the business before
actually in the whiri of il. What
merchant would send out . ship under
. captain who knew nothing Of nayiga-
tom Would not there be likely to
come disaster and distress enough in
such . case: Should not the homo
pilot be equally qualifedf-C~. Rsra1
EeaO Yorker.
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-11-17


We-r~s $3.50 1880 s-
Hs.@sF a
ne sass eseaks -s>
s&s 49, t~~ -
A.ass - H.s 80 Aers = 49,
A. go esass "a
p- ~~a sN &
TA s-a - - 80 H
~zEs~~ Csrz $3.50 a@s @@
A. fear ssafs 81 ss
49, $3.50 fae - FsFs 80
Wfa cssk2 lea 49, sN
A.A s~ss 81 $500 49, 49,
eswr 49, . Ess-
Al zssas nss ssH2
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w. taaS rsat~a : @aFrf 49,.
azs tEfu 1Rffts 49,
II q Ers
Aas ssy~ss -st Has sa
-sa sss~s 80 1EAS ur~
ans~sfs 49, . ~
o. Az - 80
Eas 4Az~ "a $50 49,
gavA, ]. ozaz ~ sarf ksF
asd a. 80 - - 49,
IA gsse >. msS = - a sas tssss.
asaagsss essV - -
tie so = - - @s sNh
tt~sss-s - sAsr - ts~~
10 fs@s CssAga Z 80 ssA
go 1894 1ss 81 as
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-11-17
TIE Sailor Who Could Measure the
INMATES Correctly. %

A good story. told At the expense Of
n well-known ex-Judge. is going the
rounds of the lawyers offices. and Il
is heartily appreciated by those who
best know the irascibie but good heart
ed disposition OF the old gentleman
II was an admiralty case. where he Is
most at home. The deposition Of a
sailor, who was soon to die. had TO be
taken AT his bedside in Brooklyn, oue
day last week. ..How long" tho ex-
Judge snapped out as the frst question
on cross-exsmination. do you think IL
was after the vessel left the wharf be-
fore the collision occurredg'
The sailor was himsel. something of q
character. and not 30 near death but
that he appreciated the vital importance
ofI..getting back on across-examining
LAWYER
WAL" he drawled out, bout ten
minutes I sd Judge"
Ten minutes. Zen minutesr' eJ-
claimed the LAWYER. jumping mp.
"Man. how long do you think ten MN
utes 10 beS'
"Jess bout ten minutes" was the
unru;iied reply.
How do you generally measure ten
minutes?' persisted the lawyer.
The old sailor turned slowly in bed
and eyed his questioner- Then be
turned back again and said. indifferent
ly:- WAL, sometimes wild . watch and
sometimes wild n claack-"
This male the lawyer = little mad
He jerked his watch from his pocket
and said. in a querulous, high-pItched
voice: "Oh. you do. do you, Well.
Ill tell you when TO begin. and you tell
me whea ten minutes are up"
The sailor slyIy winked AZ the lawyer
on the other side. and he took in the
situation in an instant and made no oo-
lection The ex-Judge stood wfh his
back 10 n mantel on which . little clock
WAS quietly indicating the time 70 the
sailor. who lay facing il
Aye, ave-" the sailor said, and 70
NAMED silent
After three minutes had passed the
ex-Juiige became impatient and ex-
claimed: "See here, are you going 70
keep - here all day. But the sailor
made. answer. As Eve and SIX and
sevea went by the lawyer b.
came gin his sssumed ssEss
u the Tying them 30 oeG
beyoq3 Iut poe until -
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-11-17

should adopt the practice followed by
Indian squaws Of closing An infants
mouth by gently pressing the lips TO.
gether. People OF mature age also need
TO be impressed with the necessity Of
persistence in the practice OF nose
breathing. For those who are ad1sy,ed
to keeping the mouth open for breath.
Ing during sleep only. il is suggested
that compulsory closure may be sue
cessfully carried out by means OF Q
linen or leather support for the lower
jaw. adjusted to the top OF the head
N. Y. Sun.
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-11-17
THE FOREST FIRE.

Ever nearer, faster. higher,
Comes the waves II lurid IRE!
Roaring, Kissing for their prey,
Can IL be the Judgment Day,
When the "stars OF heaven shall fall"
And a sulphurpus, smoky pail
Hides the sun,a and. 'iike a scroll"
In Gods hand, the sky shall rolf
mol hut ave that day Of wrath,
Tho destroying angels path
Never left a drearier plain.
Marked with ruin, death and pain.
Where last night the homestead stood,
Ashes now, and biackened WOOD;
And In place of wife or child.
The SCARED corpse, n anguish Wild
All. all IL gone; and the bars earth,
Wasted and burned In utter dearth,
In the sad image OF their fate,
Bitter. and black, and dcsolate!
Flash the sad news from SEA to sea
The Nations gifts flow full and free,
And every northern ira rolls past,
With aid and comf0Tt hurryiag fast.
The Savior's voice we hear onc moro,
Again He leaves I'd us HIS poor;
And when we help our brothers need
IL 10 '.tbe Christ we clOthe and feed.
And. oh! remember well His word,
These gifts are to our risen Lord:
Let them he such hat by His throne
We shall not blush our names to own.
-DctrOd fDst md Tribune.
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-11-17
Translated by the Queen.

A good story reaches us from Bel,
GUM, the truth of which is guaranteed.
A banking house at Eerviers recently
received a letter from n bank at Buda.
Pesth. The recipients knew that it re-
lated to a matter of the greatest I'M.
%portance; but, unfortunately, they
could not master the contents of the
missive, as it was written in the Hun
garlan language. aud there was not .
soul at Verviers who understood that
tongue. Accordingly. one of the part.
ners took a journey to Brussels, expect.
ing to find everything he wanted at the
Capital, but only to be disappointed
nobody ut the banks could read Hun
garian. There was, however, still the
AustrO-Hungarian Embassy, whittier
the banker betook himself, to learn
that there was an attache who spoke
Hungarian. but he had gone to Biarritz
for some sea-bathing. Almost in de-
spair. the hero Of the story called upon
the ~Burgomaster, with whom he was
acquainted, and related his troubles.
After some thought his worship. strik-
ing his forehead. exclaimed: AFTER
all, sometimes our most foolish ideas
prove the best" With this enigmat-
ical observation he asked for the letter.
The next day he returned the original
the gentleman from Verviers. with q
translation in French, in a neat, fem
mime hand. TO what Hungarian fairy
do l owe this good fortune?" asked the
delighted banker. "This is an affair
involving some millions, and l shall be
happy to pay a handsome donceur to
the translator who has enabled me to
get at the meaning of the letter in time
to conclude the affair" Il take you at
your word." replied the Burgomaster.
'.Give me 10, 000f. for the poor of Brus-
sells, for the translator is none other
than the Queen. She has experienced
lively satisfaction in employing her
knowledge of the Hungaris0 language
to oblige one of her e~ubiects." The
Queen of the Belgisne is . daughter of
the Archduke JOSEPH. whose beneficent
rule of Hungary is still remembered by
the people. and she was born in the
capital city during her father spalatin-
ate. -Aanehester (Eng.) Examiner.
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-11-17
Making Newspapers.

There is nothing in the paper"
said q young friend. dashing it to the
floor. mo news at all; it's miserable.
stupid" Look again, my dear friend,
at the carefully printed columns. the
different headings, foreign. home and
domestic news, the wit and humor.
Think, for a moment, when you gaze
at it, how tho editor has tried to please
you. There is probably no class of men
more overworked than these, no labor
more wearing than mental labor. 1t is
SO easy to cry out: Nothing in the pa
per-" for those who know little of the
the painstaking, the hours
of mental WEAKNESS, the tedious COM
positions. 1t is q common thing for
q person. when not exactly suited. to
exclaim: There is nothing in the pa
per-" In railroad car / once OBJ
served two gentlemen purchase
the same edition ofa pape1
handed his to . nei24
" Here, Sam