The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-07-10
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birthday should be rechristsned Victor
Ego.
To avoid being cheated In q horse
trade. be sure that your horse is abso-
lutely worthless.
When some politicians are weighed
they are found wanting every Office in
which there is q vacancy,
Jones. who goes to the s.lodge" quito
often. says that Mrs. j. could give the
nihilists several points on blowing up.
A hen is more apt to have a higher
appreciation of the value of an egg than
a human being has. because she seis
more on it.
Notwithstanding the bad effects OF
cold on the equine race. it is q we'll
won proyerb that the gray mare is tine
better hoarse.
Fish are so plenty in some parts OF
Canada that in order to tell a iirst-class
re the sportsman has TO swear he didn's
cath any.
What do you know about the cuckoo?"
asked n school-teacher of little johnny.
Muffin. 'cept he don't lay his eggs
himself"
The man who took q seat in the or
chestra when his ticket was for the
second balcony felt badly at having to
change. In fact he was moved two
tiers.
First sophomore Ito second ditto.
leaning over the railing of the theatre
gallery; tom. don't fall over; it
costs o down there. and we neither
have another emit here"
Did you " stop on the dusty high
way of life to remember that there are
over seven thousand varieties of apples
in this country, saying nothing Of those
found in the boys pocketsP
French eaters of American pork have
secured the services Of eight experts,
who carefully inspect all imported ba-
con. La Belle France says to Dame Co
lumbia; There's q tr~ick-I-know sis"
We know . man so cross-eyed that
no puts his hand into another mans
pocket and distracted therefrom n
watch. He wanted to learn the time.
The judge told him that it would be
three years.
An Irish father, complaining of being
constantly misused by his sons, said:
There Is no affection in any one of
them but little Larry. He is q good son.
He never strikes me when / am down"
A small boy astonished his mother
the other day by wishing himself q pud-
ding. Why a pudding Frank" asked
his mother. He replied: cause then
| would have lots o fsugar put into mel"
An Irish porter, closing a shop one
putting up the shutters. When asked
.vhv he urapt ont sp h,a obsrf olaauao ~
he rain: 4Shure," said he, don't I
want q dry coat to go home IMP"
An Englishman who went Il sec an
Irish friend, knocked at the door and
ssked: docs Mr. Mcclure live hereP"
He does, sorr; but he's deadr' When
lid he dier' .If he'd lived till to-mor-
iow." was the response. .'he'd have
been dead a fortnight"
For German students. A near-sigh-
I'D amateur recently tried to charm his
sweetheart by warbling Shubert's
'.Meine rub ist hin"-..Myr rest is gone."
yot being fully conversant with the
language he trilled out: '.Meine kuh
st hin"-'.My o Is dead" This be-
iongs to the cattle-hog Of polygloti Jokes.
The steam-cars run so rapidly that
hey get way ahead Of q child's age, 20
hat the boy or girl who was Is when
Entering them Is no moro than 6 or 8
by the time the conductor comes along.
8oast Of our progress q you may. but
here's no denying that the children
IRE behind the age on railways and at
he entertainment dcket-ofice.
The other day the Galveston recorder
vas grossly insulted by . prisoner, who
. o regularly-ordained chicken-thisf.
or which ofense he was being tried.
I fine you &c." said the recorder.
'Jedge. Of you will take it out in chick
TINS. I'll let you hab dem chickens you
missed last week at ten cents less dan
ie market price"