Daily Republican., 1881-03-09
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Son KBes 6.23......s.Sup setf 600.
A striking tale --.ha whales.
Go to 3ll East 9th st. for good -four.
Cheap breeding cages at ths $40. store.
All OF lngersolEG lectures. 4l0 Z Third ct.
Try Kings Good Samaritan UouEh syrup.
Parker, cupping and Ieeching, loS Z. I'd st
Send TO e. Fell's yard e4I ". Front rect,
ior choice nat coal.
II you want goSt f0pr cheap 20 To Arm.
strong Front and Madison street.
A ft place for quay would seem TO be In
q isch.
Phila Sun: Il N down on you as the
feather said 70 the goose.
Extremes meet The man with cOrns on his
eec will quite lizoly show a WY lace.
Tha demand Tor chairs that Washington
once sat IN is lee ping the fuT1iture makers
very busy.
Tho Terra Haute Saturday Evening Mai
lets of this tru.sm. Bad coffee is mean, buI
some men are neaner. Bad coffee will settle
A naughty Philadelphia newspaper says
the late marrlaVe OF an Illinois Rtfl to ne
groe was case ef o--blindness.
The hired girl VINO was called up a. four
o'clock In the incoming thinks arose two
hours later would sound quite rs sweet.
An antiquarian has discovered that the
reason why the aucients took the owl TOR an
en- Dlem OF wisdom WAS bec8u 20 he saved ais
talk and Allied hiT stomach.
doctor said careful vile to the AEacti-
toner, who WAS cutting open her husband g
shirt as he was IN dt OF hp0plexy, cut, II
you please, GicpK the seam.'
At the hciaht OF hot discussion between
,n.I ks.n tr1nu h0VN1 . ~
Indeed said the other, my religion for
bids
That prisoner has very smooth coun;e'
nance, said the lnGQe TO the shertA. Yes,
aaid tho sheriu, nc was lroned Just before 10
vas brought in
A country 6octe7. being asked what was
the best way to cure ham, repoaSked betore
answering the Qu sstiOl he should want 70
know wha6 allied tbs ham,
The man with new tight Shoes and an M
gyawi M Rs.i seems to ne the che who Is al
ways selected by late TO be compelled 10 run
tsr q train.
The young lady who had Door partner In
the wal 9 changed him Tor more skilled
one. because che Said s3e selieyed In tAs
bettor x1iftcd.
Whv doth the little schccl boy sweas scity
all tho way hems when e,aas been Kept o.
ter sesoof Bsca use too much learning hath
made aim MAJ.
.WAere DO paragraphe1a go TO when they
djea' aSkeI the Houst0n news, aud he fniAar
Sains,n Chronicle Herald replies, III 1t ten'
trnfo tho humortu US tc.tne grave va give u
up
~ ,s a yreat an wSo can do i1sti4e to MS
ansmy stys an exchange, and tive can get
sny ct,epy where tha7e will be no ono 10 tn'
terierc wen prove ers claim to greatnsss.--.
Boston Post.
A Hartford eat has bRen emS S!ating tas ex.
annie at Tanner by tasting tar hitesR days
She will net ioll3g Lae eXa0plo OF her pre-
tntyps by aoius into the lecture held. SHE
pre,trs Inc et4atoft staSe&--BestaE Trans
oIipt.
New Eavtn Register, Scens--Strset cal
IN .lsru ,a!ela. Old lady hooks nor para ol
ever the stsap and pulls. Driver, driver
STOP the ssr. / don't want to go clear Il
Mt Zioys This ear don't go tpat way, mum
IL gtops at tee 'AmsrieaN Beer Gardea.
Thus III nsse the progress oil time.
Tome into tho saH,en mu6,
MY darling, my lie, my own;
Come with n jump and o thud,
Ere the black bat night Is down.
FOR the mud OF the garden Ia pure.
hut tina mud 0i the stree. is vile,
Ald our ioo'iu wi be- ToSe sure,
80 we'll wade IN the tofnsS byhile,