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Uuiied states, Ior Ih5 D,s.rict,,isa
ware. Ii TIE matter oi Mm Ii. ..orh,
bankrupt In Bank ruptc,.
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Flat day vi Januaty, a. D., lsol.
DiatrIct Vi Delaware, s.:
hotlce - heieby gwen ,n4, 4 pe.los
II Is Ot Ell Heed A saIa CouTt % ,l I'M
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sad DIserISL, duIy uIcGreI 4 DaA.fut
uauCi L.-s ACT vi Con, Tcss, Ji Allr,u 4
lsOI, or "A u discharge aud CertIIlcale ul.fs.
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pTovaD,e unusr sad ACT, and mat lue A
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AND SCHOOL TAxTs ran nMi5 OP Cl
nsse ,hn Dc Dce rendered aud g c"T HIM S$l 81
,ne YEA, wear having expired n, ,'Ied Nr,s
~ u. AVOID 70 ~, aronb!e, had better c,n :, n"hosi
,.e, nr we we shall proceed to ''.l oI,, ,s'ds
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INGERsoLLIsM BRorct,,
FAcE y I1H CHRisrift PtcEl
Rev; 7 u; caldwell, d. d - MY
" webb ~ Market ~ - Hhldby Il.
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NoIICE TO REAL tSTATE0WS-r
~ Those who sell or tran frr Rs'ts
ta'e and do not wish 10 pI the 'sN EAT
1881, will oblige the unders pneJ hn1 hm1
ing n notice thereof at our nifice g,s Wv
may asses II TO the pro ,e~ owo o,,s "'s
EDMUND pROy(tr
DENNIS KAN.
ONCE No. 10 East SIKH street H.,
Market and King. Hour. su N ,ets
t0bsrd ~ Spn NJ.
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NoTiCt:.-The Mutual oar ,s.-.-
~ Is now issuing IA new serie. ~ ga els
0per cent. allowed ON depos ,s ipar pr
allowed on premium bid when I,, hee
made and when returned n,Il "M WV
evening On GEl. &. MAp%y GGN 1
No. 6Ol Sh'pIey street, t!d .n,.
,uia-lm. ~
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) INFERRED AT wILMINGToN PoST.oFFICE
As SECoND-CLASS MATTER.
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EnMUNn lp,,

ONCE No. II Fast Sir,hAM ~ kYNR
S,o nS'se, en's aid ksnR. Hours, a. AM m ,sss ,s
--------.----- - ' - ". iant,
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NJ VI IVE,
~ OFFICE or THE FAKSERs
MU uAL FIRE iNs. Co.
OF THE STATE OF DEtI
The Treasurer of the &, -tpan, ny,
give notice that on and alter geTtrs
1881, ne VIII pay in casa, TO parl,I
lifted to ceiye IL. all hal ,nces sl.,''sI
10 the credit OF mem ers ON ia, nsE'
the company A. .cies !.at MI
ihpsed. tie wlll also pay ali ainourt,4
ou scrip ceTtific ties, issued Ia los M.
nave not been cole cted.
". n. LAMOITE
ian eoo.W1W1l. fesufi
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WANTED.

Az ANfED.-A purchaser for Two hneIy
w located cottage lots al lsehODoth.
near the b scll. ur an exchange iOr city
property. Audrons. ID Jnts oI1ice.
sepy-d6wil
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L'Oh RENp.-A CusIraOie hotel stand
4 In Odessa, el.. Ii u sc cout TAI Is thu-
teen ro' M, >ni l. els IDIy hlLuated on Lnt
Nam stree a large pi,ee Vi kroInd Az
Lached. Fof term atJrIy to
Mrs. y. ". " II WMAN,
JRp G-w3i U UIeSss, Del
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4. OK SA Lr.-A three story OIick house
I No. Is French street, IL rooms) Win
bath room, hot anu coIc water. IIouse Z,
ieet trout, lot - feet. running DacK lUU
ieeJ, will be ssld on easy terms. InquIrC
nf JAAEo EiI.IuT
Janls-2weod. oa the premises.
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PhiIa
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\AT ATANTED.-A co0k. Apply ~ lIU6
w Market street. St.
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- 80 - ~ - -A ~ AAN9'NS-
Winning loi4, Dei., january ., 1871.
lduo-ooutltu-I lSsU
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
BENTON WHOLESALE HARRIET.

FoRT BENTON, NJ. Il, June IS, 1881.
The following are the wholesal quotations in the
Benton market for the past week, reported expire. sly
for the RIVER PRESS:
S~UGAR-Belcher's Yellow, 12e; Brown, l17Ic: G.
12hc; GRADUATED, 13Lc.
SYRUPs-B & W, mitigation cans, coo; gal, =. 90:
gal key, $500; 10 gal keg, So so; Maple, $l.75 per
gal.
cogrzE-old Coy. Java, 27c; Rio, 22o2sc; Roast,
26c; Ground, 3O@40.
TEA-Japan, 55@S5c: Imperial. 60C{0st 90. Ycunc
Hyson, 60c@85c; Gunpowder.- 65c(asl 90.
CANDLEs-Star, 20 lbs boxes $50; btearic wax, 8. 81,
soAPs--schaeffers "a. % per box; Amer. family. &. IS:
Kinks W. E. $50: Castle notified. 25cts per 10:
CASTLE, white, 4Oc. -
Coal 0L-Elaine, $50 test, size; Headlight. a7K;
Headlight, 112 test. IS.
TOBACCO, Chewing-Fine Cut, 5000; Cable Twist,
50; Gold Block, 70; Black Navy, 1895; Losil!ard,
TOBACCO, smoking-Durhan1, &c; Vanity Fair, 1928;
HAMs-I415c.
~BACoN-13c; Breakfast, 15c.
LARD-l3c.
LIQUoRs-sour Mash whisky, IS .~5GJa5.50; Bourbon,
g Brandy, ss8S: Sherry vine, >3@4: Port wine,
s3@4; Gin, 3Ga4; Milwaukee and st. Louis beer, IS
per dozen quarts.
sUNDRlEs-Matches SIS per case; zante Currents. 13c:
Pltted Cherries, Csc; Boneless Goldfish, 2L0I5:
Pranes, 5000: Alden Apples, IS; Raspberries, 40:
Hlackberries 90; Dat Meal, I; Concentrated I've,
$3.50 per case; California can goods, $685. so: Jellies
81; BIB tomatoes, 81. Is; 2b Tomatoes, IS. rs; Canned
Corn, s4a5; Oysters sA50@5; Rice, lie; Honiny,
SC; Beans, &c.
P~RoDUcE-Flour, States, s5a6; Montana, 81. 5oa5.oO:
Corn Meal, SIC. 80; Butter, ranch, SOC; Eggs,
ranch, Coo per doz; Wheat, Sc; Oats, 3k(a4c. ~
fUEL-Wood, SlO0yl2 per cord: Coal, s12 per ton.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
Chief Gaua and his Mother.

An exchange, referring to the recent Jour-
ney Of 1000 1adians from the Upper Mis-
souri, river to Fort Yates, says that upon ar
irving at Fort Yates the noted chief Gaul
was met by his aged mother, and a very az
feeling scene %transpired that was, of course.
unstudled and natural, and yet dramatic
enough to place on the stage. The mother
OF the noted chief, upon seeing him, ran for
ward and placed her head upon his bosom.
knelt at his feet, kissed his hands, and WeDt.
and made many familiar demonstrations Of
JOY. Gaul, stolid and indifferent, spoke not
9 word, but gathered his robes about him
and walked away as might Cardinal Richie
leu, at 9 moment when he thought of
France. his " conspiracies, and triumDhs
over his enemies. The scene will long be
remembered by the officers Of the boat.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
The Benton ssGs,' Line,

We received a change in the advertisement
Of the Benton p" line too late to effect it
this week, the page containing it having pas
sed through the press. During nigh water,
or until about August 10Th, passengers can
leave Helena by way Of Benton and reach
st. Paul in six days. Leave Fort Benton on
Saturday and dine IN Chicago or st. Louis on.
the following Friday. Boats vii. leave Bis
marck regularly every Saturday for Fort Ben
ton, and leave Benton every Saturday for
Bismarck, making regular and sure connec
tons. The rate between Helena and Chicago.
Benton line is ST., while by rail, via Union
Pacific, it is $3.50, for first class second
class, by the Benton line, $50 by the Union
Pacific, SS88. Everything ~ the river is in
good order and running smoothly.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
A Failing Erssa Feaerces q Butte Miner
Through the Body.

BUTTE, June 1S.-About II o'clock this
morning 8 terrible accident happened at the
Grey Rock mine. A bucket filed with water
and containing half d dozen drills to be shar-
pened were first hoisted to the surface and
was dumped of its contents into a receptacle
provided for that purpose, but a one inch
drill, about two feet long and weighing eight
pounds slipped back into the shaft and fell
to the bottom, q distance of 225 feet, striking
Patrick Mullen a little back OF the left shout
der blade, passing through his body and mar
rowly missing his heart and partly emerging
from between the ribs and midway between
the shoulder and hip. Assistance came from
his companions who tried 10 e~xtricate the
drill, but Mullen, frenzied with agony, and
with On almost superhuman effort, himself
extricated the drill, the head of which being
~f1attened by hammering made the wound
much larger, and rendering his recovery ex-
tremely doubtful. In q few moments after
Mullen was raised to the surface and con-
veyed to the Butte hospital where every pos
sible attention is given the sufferer, but it is
feared he is MORALLY injured.-Indepen3snt.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
Killed In 8 Milne.

the Mad5sonlan Of the 18th inst. . y On
MONDAY last, 9 terrible accident occurred in
Tue governor Hayes" mine at Silver Star.
by which James A. slaven, one Of the oldest
miners IN the district, and owner of the mine.
ios. as ll1e: t appears that on MONDAY
lass; Jussa s VT. olaVen was filling the last
.aah y ore before going to dinner, a huge
came detached from the hanoing msu ,
short distance above him, and feu 1non him
with crushing force, knocking him down.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22

Hon. Ell. A. Kennerly, our efficient legis-
lator, is spending a few days in town.
Jas. Arnoux says he is doing as he id
pleases, and will continue to do so in spite of
Mr.. John Convey has returned from
Carroll, where he has been for the purpose
Of buying hides and furs.
Our old and esteemed friend, H. s. Pot
ter, of White Sulphur Springs, is making his
first visit to Benton, and is as solemn as ever.
MIR. S. G. Ashby, of Heleua, who is do
ing the insurance business in thai city, has
been paying Benton a visit Of several days
duration.
It. G. Power left Helena on Monday, for
Benton, but stopped over at Ft. Shaw, and
did not arrive last night, as expected. He
will be in this evening if the coach can wal
low through.
Mrs. j. Maloney, the wife of q banker
OF IT. Dodge, Iowa, and a sister Of J. Ell.
Evans, arrived on the Far West, on a visit,
and to recruit her health which had become
impaired. She will remain two or three
months.
Mr.. N. A, Foss, fhe superintendent Of
the new smelter will be up on the Rosebud,
WHICH IL eApeCGeu utTo Oh ErlQay. lie Wlll
proceed with Col. Clendenin to inspect the
mines and select the location OF the smelter,
which will be placed in position as fast as
possible.
We acknowledge q call from Mr. j. Bel
den, of Chicago, who has been making a
tour OF the Territories in the interest Of the
Germania Insurance Company. He is very
faVorably impressed with Montana, and sees
her resources superior to what is possessed
by any in the Rockies. He will return to
the East by the first boat.
We had a very pleasant call this morn
ing from our genial friend, John s. Rein
ha"t, of the South Fork Of Sun River. John
IS on his way to Toledo, O., where he has a
little girl waiting to take upon herself the
task Of making the sunshine which will il
lumine LIES pathway for him in the future.
In other words, John is going to get married.
LUCKY John. II he were a Newspaper man
such a thing would be financial suicide, bat
not being one he is able to take the leap. We
wish him and the future Mrs. r. the happiest
Of futures, and hope to greet them to a home
in our midst.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
THE WEATHER-A POEM.

@ " IhA ICEm ]
AFTER LoNGFELLow-lA LONG WAY ARTERY
Zle:
Sad looks the prairie, hung over with clouds dull and
gloomy;
Fast sticks the mud to the feet Of the tramp, like to
mortars
Deep and yet deeper the bottomless quagr-:re grows
hourly. @
Sad is the housewife, beseiged as she is in he, castle.
And her erst chatty neighbor to gossip passes no
more meath its Intel;
Pressing a cheek On the window with badness and
fairness expanding,
And wishing each moment for days that are gone
that were sunshine.
Sad is the merchant, as sitting alone in his office,
Counting his money, and wishing the pile would
groWlarger.
Glad is his clerk, as sitting, end percied on the coun-
ter, a
Smoking and cracking his heels now unused to
walking and waiting.
flushed is The voice of the heeler and capper, as
snoozing
Lazily behind his tables of chips and of cards and Of
keno;
No buffer gets dry now, and his thirst for pure Rye
a+aasS needs no quenching,
And himself like the heeler drops down into sleep
meath the table.
Hard is the lot of disciples of Faust and Of Greeley;
Naught Of newness is there meath the sun now OBJ
scured save the shadows,
And his spirit grows faint with the dearth and the
damp that surrounds him.
And he wishes his daily were weekly and weekly were
monthly.
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and fastening him in such q manner that he
could not extricate himself from beneath it.
His brother with the aid of a croWbar sue
ceeded in removing the rock, and then, find
ing that he was so badly.lnjared that he
could do nothing for him alone, went off for
assistance, which he soon obtained. and the
injured man was removed, with all possible
care, to his cabin. It was then found that
both legs were broken and that he had re-
ceived some severe internal injuries, from
the effects of which he died in few mo-
ments after being removed.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
IN TOWN AND u

Wanted-A little less rain.
Chief Gaulsname should hive been spelled
Cali.
Crockery and glassware, of every descrip-
ton, at VS. Wetzel's.
A tuneful lyre-the Helena correspondent
Of the Neu NORTH Vest.
a few more Of those beautiful ladies' sun
downs left at Wetzel's.
No5by summer suits, in all shades and
styles, at Cans u Klein's.
Surah silks, for mantillas and dress goods,
at L. G. power and Bros
Fringes, headings, and passamenterie
Trimmings at T.. G. Power & Bros.
Bar fixtures, glasses. ETC., besides the usual
OUTFIT OF liquors and cigars, at Wetzel's.
w. s. Wetzel has q fine stock of ladies.
neck wear and hosiery. Examine the stock.
Hides and pelts arc coming in freely, and
the division in relation to quantity is nearly
equal.
A very fine stock of dry goods, from the
finest silks to cheap calico, is displayed By
W. s. Wetzel.
The only firm il town that handle the cele-
brated California clothing and under wear, is
w. s. Wetzel.
The silk department Of n. G. Power s.
Bro. is complete. Every style, weight and
color is included.
Ladies' childrens' and infants hose and
stockings, Of all prices, q full line, at I. c..
Power and Bros.
Summer hats in straWs, light felt and cloth,
IN all styles and prices, at Cans s. Klein's
new clothing store.
Some fine table spreads, ia lTooresoue de-
sign and exquisite color and finish, are exhib-
tied by Il. @ Power g Bro.
The Helena has not yet returned to Bis
marck from her Yellowstone trip, but will
make trips up this way soon.
Ed. Lewis is loaded for White SULPHUR
Springs with goods for Jonas Higgins. ESQ.
He will load back with wool.
Broadwater has been appointed trader at
Ft. Maginnis, and Jno. Atkinson was Civ
en- q ten hou 8 lisketof leave.
About $40 tons OF ore are now on the vari-
QUE dumps in the Barker, awaiting the erec-
ton OF tie smelter and shipment East.
The shonkin is raising slowly and it is be-
leyed that the rise will be sufficient to start
the last wood drive during the coming week.
At Max Kabaker's may be found the latest
variety Of illustrated papers, and every des-
eription OF reading matter is received daily.
Drop In and see him.
Lost-on Friday last, supposedly between
the RIVER PRESS office and the Overland
Hotel, a e gold, lowered cuff button. The
finder will be suitably rewarded on leaving
the SANE at this Office.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
O~ISSolution Notice.

Notlce y hereby given that the partnership hereto,
lore exIsllng under the uame and style of Dufro, Keil-
naueI 60. has this day been dissolved by mutna,
consent g; Daniel Dutro and Michaal Morgan withdraw
lng. All debts Of said firm are BY this dissolution
eonuuco SAID business. DANIEL DUT4O.
j. KIELHAUER.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
DISSOLUTION oF PARTN ErssH1p

NOTICE IS hereby given that the coDartnershin
~ heretofore existing between James MeDeyiIt and
y. d; Wright has been dissolved by mutual consent.
Mr. McDeyitt IS authorized by T. E. Collins. mortoa-
gee Of the interest OF and agent for W. III. WRIGHT n
ss1d business, to collect all outstaadipr acconnfs nd
and pay all debts Of the late firm. my
JAMES McDEyITT,
r.. W. H. WRIGHT.
June = 1901. Perl. E. Collins, Agent.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
THE RIVER PRESS

fruit, and that the pupils had made marked
advancement in the several studies. On Fri
day evening the scholars assembled at the
school house, and, after musical aud other
interesting exercises, the little ones engaged
in a dance in which they were Joined by q
good lumber Of older people. A nice supper
had been provided, and the festivities were
kept up until about half-past twelve, when,
with good wishes and the kindliest feelings,
teachers and pupils separated. The fall
term begins in September. and between now
aud that time the scholars will enjoy q long
and, we hope, happy holiday, while the
teachers will obtain that needed rest from
their arduous labors which they have so we'll
and SO faithfully earned.
Murphy, Neel s. Co. have received by the
Grand steamer Dacotah,
Furniture,
Stoves,
Schuttler Wagons,
Groceries,
Liquors,
Cigars,
Dry Goods,
Buckeye Mowers,
Buckeye Mowers and Reapere.
sulky Plows,
Walking Plows,
Milwaukee Beer,
Wines,
Oranges,
Lemons,
Apples,
Everything you want,
Cheap as the cheapest,
Largest store building in Montana,
Lowest prices.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
June !, 1881.
NOg

al accounts and notes due the late firm Of Me-
nev { g Wright, to June 1, 1881, must be settled
ha ~ uelay 70 save costs. James McDevitt is au-
Inor.zed GO collect and settle the same. The old books
must De balanced within the next thirty days.
asa4. Z. B.. COLLINS,
Wright. - =. -
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22

The "River Press" has received by steam
err a large invoice of printing material which
includes the handsomest and latest styles
OF job type, fancy paper stock, commercial
paper, machinery, ETC., and are now prepared
to do ell kinds Of printing in the very best
style Of the art. Commercial work tableted
If desired.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
Stock Sheep for Sale.

Acclimated and good shearing Stock Sheep for sale.
VIII be sold at the lowest market price for the same
qaanty OF sheep. For further inform ton, address
s4-st Daar- 1000 ~ ~
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
Important 10 Travellers.

Special inducements are offered you by the
barl11gton route. It will pay you to read Their adj
vertlsement to be found elsewhere in this issue.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
NOTICE.

! nave placed all my outs anding accounts il. til
ha'ds q hr. MAX Waterman for collection. All ac-
counts must be settled BY the 1st Of July Or snits
VIII " entered against the parties. NICK NELcH.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
$40 e ! VI d

Strayed from Benton, q black horse, branded w til
the Gtatldis bsand-and also monogram .HG on thigh
! VIII pay ten dollars for information leading to The
recovery OF the above described horse. Address
j. II. GREEN Fl pnnton NJ m
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
BrIck For Sale.

| have closed making brick until after the rainv
offer for sale, q. IS sroprp
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
NOTICE.

All the notes and accounts of Nick Welsh are ii
my hands for collection. Those not settled by July
1st will be sued. MAX TER
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
RATES OF ADVERTISING

All letters and communications containing matter in
tended for publication In this paper, should be addressed
to ''Ihe Riue' Press and the name Of the 1urier must
be giOon to insure attention.
LocGI advertisements agiN be inserted IN these columns
at the rate Of fifteen cents per line from transient and
ten cents per line from regular advertisers.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
-. CATHOLIC.

churches as follows: Fort Benton-First and last
Sundays of each month. Sun River-Second Sunday
Of each month. Fort Assinaboin AMI Fort Shaw (al-
ternately)-Thlrd sund@g of each month. First Mass
5 a. M; High Mass and Sermon, 10: 80 q. N; Sunday
School, 2 80 p. m. Evening Service and Lecture, 7:3o
p. N. Rev. II. j. Camp. Sd
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
THE CHURCHES.
EPISCOPAL.

Episcopal Church services are held every Sunday at
the Court House, at II a. m. and 7 p. N. Sunday
School at $50 2. n. Rev. S. c. Blaekiston Pastor.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22
PURELY PERSONAL.

Hon. FL. A. Kennerly, our efficient legis-
lator, is spending a few days in town.
pleases, and will continue to do so in spite of
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-06-22

The Benton public school closed last week
until after the summer holidays. b exam
nation were held on Thursday, and was
highly satisfactory to parents and teachers,
showing. as it did, that the faithful efforts Of
the principal, Mr.. Glingan, and his assistant,
Miss Finnegan, had not been without good
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1881-04-02

How long does.a widower mourn for
his wife? For a second.
1t was a Connecticut minister whose
salary was So Il year and half the fish
he caught.
Some women are like shot-guns. They
would attract no attention if it were not
for their bangs.
An old fellow now under the control
OF his fourth wife, always alludes to his
three departed ones as his spare ribs"
Married life reaches its acme of hap
piness when a woman can eat crackers
in bed without n complaint from her
husband.
A Philadelphia man is about to sue
for Il divorce on the ground Of adultera-
ton. He can never, he says, get -
decent cup OF coffee.
Bmdett-Coutts loves to lounge and
smoke a cigar while his dovey sits at
the piano and MARBLES, "Will YOU kiss
ne ttTllllS Nncll 1 illbulu.
The small boys digestive apparatus is
undoubtedly the nearest approach to
perpetual motion that the world has yet
known.
"Whom can We trust?" is the back
type inquiry of an exchange. is it Of
no consequence. Whom can We in
duce 10 trust u.s. is the SOU agOnizer.
The young woman who had many
%suitors, and from the time She was Ii
until she was y, rejected them all, re-
ferred in her later life to that period az
her declining years"
The question has been asked why it
is considered impolite Cor gentlemen to
20 into the presence al ladies' i'll their
shirt sleeves, while it is considered in
every way correct for the ladies them
selves 10 appear before gentlemen with
Cut sleeves at all.
An exchange says: MEN should not
allow their wives to split wood" Good
gracious. when she comes, puts her arm
around your neck, and coos; Now.
honey. let me chop the wood while my
old bear rests himself" what is a man
to DO but let her have her own way?
You seem TO forget there is Il certain
consideration that every man owes his
wife.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1881-04-02
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