The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-20
1Azr DAILY HERALD SUNDAY NovEMBGR

progresses of the age, have finished
them. Even the al frescO dinners
are no mere, where fowls and plain
Joints were cooked on the green.
customers dancing the Pont|
d'Avignon, as the finest diveraion till
the waiter announced the repast wss
served, and gallantry wac kept busiiy
employed lending q katie or . fork
to the lady next to you, or mOdersting
her shrieks, as insects unknown to
naturslists dropped into . plate OF
soup and swan for their lives. The
wine consisted OF the worst that all
the country roHnd could concen-
trate; the last Of the seasons melons
there received their apotheesis. and
By the time . joyous co lreached Paris
in . cuckoo" he Was ready for in.
ssant admission into q hospital
ward, and the strongest remedies
against cholera. On the present
occasion the only original toy
brought out, was q Kroumir pulling
the tail OF Q pig. Last year q Jesuit
occupied the Kroumir's place. Some
Journals find in the toy the text fos
sermon on Tunisian af1Airs: viz. that
it was in order to chastise g case of
pig-stealipg, that France has now to
expend her blood and treasure.
Perhaps after the rage for japanese
and Chinese curiosities. classical an
tiquities come next. The Louvre
has opened sale for the exhibition
OF Tunisians-diggiRg spliHters from
Carthage. The most wonderful cir
cumstance about the show is, max
ing charge of one franc for rdmls-
sion. In the present temper of the
French, hardly any discovery from
Tunisia would attract them, save,
perhaps the finding of the Trojan
horse or the collar of Ulysses dog.
Some lamps. in pale and black clsg,
indicate much advance certainly in art
and delicscy of design; the specimens
of antique iewelry are rather heavy;
the lady subjects the Dido dynasty
must have had very stout necks to
support the weight ofs the collars ex-
posed. Parisiennes are only equal
to sustaining a necklace OF the finest
gold with wild boar for pendant.
The winter is coming upon
us in seven league boots After VOW
ing we would not commence fires.
we nave had to surrender, but man
proposes and God disposes. 8iml
larly with the struggle for deml-
season toilettes; they have vanished
like ghosts at cockcrow, to make Way
for furs and livery shaped coats; thick
hannels are being drawn from their
hiding places. Whsre their unpopu-
larity during the dog days. compelled
them to seek refuge; the Journals are
full of advertisements Of cough mix
lures, as neglecung a cold might
compel US to tall back on consump-
tive hypesulphites We are Inun-
dated WITH circulars 10 now purchase
screened or nnscreeDed cosIs, from
Wales, Or the worlds end; the chest
nut men with their italian grin.
count upon good casting timer, and
have no faith in mild winters VI
green Christmases. The police no.
tees impress upon householders the
value OF salt as clesrIug-away agent
Of ice and snow of & reasonable
depth; the public warm plunge baths
will soon be insuguraled; the sold
iers will have their free days, and the
populAee tickets at reduced prices;
the bath will in end resemble pool
OF Bethesda. though the assurance
from boilers and cisterns will ever
percolate the reservoir.
Emile de Girardin paid Chateau
brand 1000 francs for a contribu
ton, not larger than 8 Bank of Eng
land note; bnt the letter doubled the
circulation OF bis periodical. 1t has
been ascertaiDed tnet Tor suecess as
an author or for politician, it is es-
sentisl TO have the ladies on yoar
side.
At recent meeting OF the carpen-
tiers who are Cd a strike, a speaker
dep ored the weakne OF tome of the
men accepting the terms offered by
employers; tie TIRE aeon he attributed
to the bad example left BY Bazaine.
An old soldier complained of ! Or
celain manufacturer receiving the red
ribbon OF the Legion OF Honor: The
porcelain is better than blmsel', for
it is never decorated ill it has under
gone fire."
Doctor 10 q son-iD law: Your
mother-in-lsw is very unwell. Her
tongue isextremeiY toul " That COZ
vinces me. doctor. ste is il robust
health.
A husband on coming home found
bis wife cutting out some article OF
dress from the refuse covering Of an
um brella Always prodiVsl, " be
exclaimed, shaking bis fist at her.
Bride: sob! msmma you know ]
am not entitled to wear orange bios
sons" Tut. bat my dear, you
know they are only artificial flow
ers."