, 1881-06-12
LOCAL ITEMS.

Tue editor man
Threw II dynamite cnn.-
Not grease spot remained where he Il stooo.
Board Of Trade and Insurance men, attcr-
ton! The new Boar,t of Trade Lunell-ltoom
at 11o and III La Sallc street (roonls lately
occupied by the ''Open Doard'') will DC
opcurd on Tuesday Of this week, and VIII
entvayor to merit your continued patronage
by scryn. the very best fare ut reaso'aoie
prices, paying strict attention to pr"lnps
service, clcanlleSs and ci:illty 4 H'le iliiG it1
Of choice cigars, cigarettes, and tobaceos VII
bc kept in sock, alnl everything will br done
to make this the inndel luncll-roo!n oi tnl
ca.u. (iD 10 the opening, and. II you HIT II,
10 again, ami take your friends.
Five minutes too late HIS cost many man
Il fortune, and there is no dependence 10 nc
placed on cheap, bAdy-masle Watches. IN
looking for Il watch the buyer shouln a!"a.s
remember that il requires al cApert u Juuse
OF the real value. and thai the ohl} sate Wy
ii to purchase from Il reliable h'alse. sucH ~
y. Matson Il Gu, where all kinds anu styifs
Of watches are kept in stork, where no mis-
representations urealiowed, and w!lefee'e[
thing is marked IN plain figures. HesSIs: ~.
Nat$nn IL Co. are HOW nc the neau ol tue 4e
tail watch trade i'll America.
This confoul.tlcd slang dnes raise the very
mischief. When 4 handsome young VIE
went to Il hardware store to gct one ol lnosf 10y
wooden cOntrltanctS TO Smash Pnt:toes, st!l.t
said, - 1 want 4 masiler." every man III me
SHOP, from the boss to the office boy, started
to attend her.
Actual cast sales are rare. and when the
public really find one they have bonanza:
C. l.. Wche, 55l ": Madison ST., lsfsoSlnS nnt
boots, shoes, and slippers 1T actual cOst PRICE.
lie is going out OF the business, uld means
business.
There are some economical girls Ill len
| ne5see. For sncial entertainment recei15'
Il youn. lady chose to be Il sllcptlerlte5, "
cause. She said, she could afterwards use the
crook for cisterl-poe. For the same reason
some Chicago ladies pretend to admire Ger,
tain style Of bonnet. They will make good
coal-scuttles next winter.
Edri,lge & Wondbri'lEe, well known tor tne
past seven Years us dealers in mems furnish
ing goods s. Washington street, have re-
mnye to TO-, Madison, where they display tile
latest and choicest novelties in their line.
Hural inauircr-Tae book sou have for
gotten the name Of, the scsne oi ' M'alen n Is
laid in Greece, Wls 4 sclentilc WoTh upon
the manufacture Ot duughnuts.
Anlborn, the crayon artist, ::ss;5 West Nadi-
| SON. also turns out fine Photographic wosE.
"Wuo would live without cliltren?'
plaintivey asks the New York Herald; ANY
one with children who il;ts tritu 10 Ahu u
| boarding place III Chicago would.
Special attention is called to the Royal Owl
cIgarettps This brand Ut all Havana cigar
! ettrs is Straiton d Storms latest and best
production. Sod by ali dealers.
\ new hat male in Italy aud on exhibition
ut Milan Is all III one Ftt't *ii,o i"''.u 80 ~
on without sustaining Il wrinkle. Conkllng
has ordered one.
The Sovereign" is the latest improved
Aackinnon pen. II can be c'osed into -; Su,all fnl
compass fnr tec p4cke1. anu lenEtEf. fs3 m.o ~
way, y. y. G Madison street. Chicago.
.Iu Texas :. gentleman would never th1nS
of lighting Il ciylr in the presence ot Il lady,'
said Il daughter of the Sunny South, and Sile
moved, with her Sortnern hnsoal!a' tf:s nFNs
door. ami ordered "only one cup ~ coHee
alld twu spoons for lis two, MIS-
Public sentiment in Chicago is divided as
to whether Conklfug or tile PreSldent Is III
the right, but all agr'e that faFkel, lie
tailor. Clark street, corner Adams excels IN
style and Mt.
4 Syracuse girl broke off her engagement
! because her ioyer joined baseball club.
t She thought ilc might get exercise enough
saving wool tor an orphan asylum. ,n
Tile great stufaointS anu oeaul} ~ :t;' - ten
Bros paiatns; x; Is ,tus 10 tne1r Ae''4e oo'''n
their llhseeu o'l t''el1sei'es.
\ nice light caSslulere suit tor the coming
VACATION Is 1nSt "'l:.e Eo;t ~; WI @ leeu rore
IS Madison street, VIII III soul oi":Is. ,r,.
| \ Chicago drummer Is IN llnoo III 2 Wy
,col.5n jail tor llt'tnS ho1tl 4an.l,oIu t ~;
ewfilGomSl e't bals oo' he 4. must utS haye Boarded on
| west asnln%ton s1iee1 oo' LII 4'o '1'eD~o
| neie' ,n,,;o- a;-ores;ne
W C'e.nesta q l.. +I,a ~ nr"c,u.ion ,x:;s
.,ot ~, me',tcE lu a,h"r was NJ, oricina
.;. ;t. .!'o tho h.;,,ht e;n. ~ ,if,. * ou1utly
"t!ruI; ,,v'n and .Ia am1siuH. Head it Yourself.
| t.1 =; frt,- 1,rro mr. small
~ oa1e no.vi ',,,n ~. ~ "oti, IN tha ta ahir
| ,., p,,eea ~ orIapr rsp who hos trayerI for
,",n ,"ntv ,,.,rs Th;s is rhe first intimatinn we
hayc Received that Nr. Dana owned lunch
r"rt. in ST. Louis.
r,,,o n,nlo.t nl,ca in tho ritr in hot weather
LIE .h eoust r"ts s,n.a -. i,nch .rnnm u,enTra
Siuse1iii Z te t' i%uii1nsl The proprietor leaves
ii,,1t i,n'. ~ ,n,1o III r,tsfs ron,fnrt-
The mon nf South Brston are the most
| polite. III the Nation. because one OF them
t gave UP his seat toa glTl IN stTeet-caF, Wnonl
ne a1terW:1rnS ~ & llall4eo sllo Aounu Ael ~ W
WIZ. ,ro. e.r,,x. ,,t 1.,+,ct
| e.,,. ~ ,ow...if nrirps ia {'lark street.
= noct,s insniraf5ou i, most frequently All
editors pers -iratio11.
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