The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-08-04
IHiHcAMYJics.
~ Il.cd to tell ftortune. in re.as.

ker Meeting House. Mt Newcastle. Pa, which Penn
Is said to have oeenpied Is in course of demolition
II We have been expecting it for some time. A
Boston papacrapher claims to have been born with a
bulle. IN his liver
~ R,a.t.r-i,l,e eouutv Kentueky has a mule
with eight legs. Mont somebody please put him in
the eell with Gui.eau.-BroofOR EaiaPrlse.
~ r. r.,-;, e.. f,,.,. ,t;r,a.es that the srs.
thing they do in Chicago for a srnstruek stranger is
To rob him
~Ji,,,. Job,x-,ax p;stol, boom-,ioetor-
Iocf;,vNnnacr The vriiiows Pistol carefully laid
aside for the next-Deiroii free Prexs-
r~The Ro.,o,, T,,.t sneaks of merchants who nail
bors.bo.s over their stars door instead Of adyerts-
| ing in the papers.
~ A., Intimate friend of Copkling saws the ex-
S.ns,or i s;cl oycr bs def.af pnlse gallopin. nj
200 temperaturc lOe resprntio,, leo Mrs. Sprsr ne
| bears up with wouterfnl fortitude,
m. psyf ~ y,roost f;cSfed Win my be
..n. :, 10. r. $780,, ,i,.. Gni,eau brIonsed 10
iiereher,s Church and NOT to Taimagc's. and the
other half is gloomy for the same reasOn.-EhIddel
| phia CAronieie
,Y- At the present time there more negroes in
the South than there ever were before The census
says there are twice as many ana thh the
land owned by eoored people Is four times as great
as ten years ago.
|, n The new Senators Of New iork may not be
brilliant but II they are piain ineh' Win go"a COM
mon sense, how enjoyable the change VIII pe-
y II is significant that the most outspoken ut
terunees recently In favor OF Abrdging the hberty
speech and of the press have come from the pulpit
-Aetra'k Sunday Cdh
| rF Pocketbookwalter is the metaphorieal name
Of the Democratic candidate for Governor of Ohio.
| ~ The Albany Erpress by typographical error,
| called the Conkling Old Guard the Old Gourd.
Well, it seems. least, to have disappeared in a
| nght.-Ner York Star
| n IL Mr. Conklng does not organize n new
marty pretty soon and oin H. he will Know what il
Is to he outside of all parties-Cinciana Eaqairer
| ~ Mrs Craw horn Ann Scott Rell a lady
| whose mother was Sir Walter scott. irst cousn
| has ius died M Jelburg There are very few rrla
\ 20
| ~ Send n complete collection of the var;ous
o,tr,;, ~ Cuteor to ,be ss.ssn and Sr;gbten L;r,
| 10 deafL-ye.r Hare,, Re1isfer
| ~, - -.
| ,r,tbins az Dorsey Wc fcar nors.,~ h,S ao,e al
| will The eomrt -Si,,,Lr,,r;De Ga.,nr
! NJ NJ -, NJ -,
| ,rrcb,s,.i the D;nwiJJ;e and W,sb;ns,,;n ,,,nsrs
roId in London ti,is month and has nrrsented them
| 10 the Virginia Historical Society
| =. ~, - IL. - /, ,,, II;
| cr.a, or,tion in Tho Senate n Northern man who
| wos sitting in tbe gallery eiacuIated f.ryently
| ..Tbonk God can po 10 Vir,.;nia 70 live now ~
| :,
poiiilei oenh,inn 1y oy lhe boston nera.a
Shoouhg INTO ehuh.erImakhg arguinsh,s
| " - - - n, .,
- MI Carson grave AT Laos \. NJ Is nhinarks :
ed oy stone or hon,iineht. Inc grave mounds .,
,he famous SCOUT ana ms lhuah Vile are Two Srn'ei
heaps IN dosoiate cemetery.
| 70 hing halakana wants to sell his kingdom' the
Sandwieh lsinnds. II isn s , h,neh OF klngdom, 10
|
ne can uo9otless acquire an uhdisputed titie.-oos
~" ne
~ hoseoe eohkIIng is NOT De enough 70 rsn 'L'o %
kep9bliean party anu ne Is 100 Dig 70 let
| run nm. ~ was a very unfortunate oversight On
the part OF those VINO got up our 10TH OF SoNerhs
ment that they made no provision for this KIND oil
| elephaht--fh"ddeiph'a IHaes.
| - The Boston Journal says the worst newspa-
| per cuts of Guiteau make him better looking than
the best photographs The better the picture the
more apparent is the look OF Vilainy.
70 '.Oh mere trifie, sir, trifie.- quoth DIR.
Bliss. 1--WE only cut into the Presidents hack two
or three inches with n knife, inserted a tube like
the letter Z, and let the pus rum mere trfe, sir;
didn't hurt luSI much
~ Come come. ladies; there's poor Gutean Ian
gushing in Jail. and n single bouquet yet. What
can be the matter !-PHek.
IT. SAWS an Eastern exchange: The news from
Kansas testing the prohibition law is getting to
be about ms monotonous as the news from Washing
ton what DIR. Bliss SAYS"
~ saloo. k.eper in New London. Ct whose
Io., noclcthooE contau;n,, nearly SiO0 was rrturn
| al ~ h;,, Ly ,ha in,ier ;mnnIsiyeIy exclaiurJ :.
..You nees van honest boy: Mi shake mit Won for
the drinks" And they ..shook," and the honest
| boy lost.
f- The off.r of n nrize far the discovery of comet
has Stimulated N search of the heavens innd mnyhap
invention in some quartersl that has resulted in an
extraordinary comet crop this year. We have had
four already. There were but 200 in the preceding
,S75 ycars.-PhiiadeLphid Ledger.
~ When the Euperor of China travels i'm publie
one hundred men Jrr-sed inst like hin, travel with
|
. embarrassing for would-bc assassins
~ The end of the Senatorial s,rugple marks the
TEMPORARY total eclipse of Roscoe Conkling Histo
nv Scarcely records anotber instance Of 80 rapid
| fsII from 40 ciidy beigbts Six montbs AGO Roseoe
CanEIing bei ;nastsry over his marty In ti. Stat.
| ns absolute ms a Roman Emperor over his subjects
.Syuense Courier (DeHi.l
r-.Uuldle the fellow in,o mil alona with tbs
s.tsrine rrowi of slime of the Jitcb.s to receive
| tbe sams fare the SANG Treatment The same con
tempt the same trial and punishment nccor,Iinc to
the law a II i written and mete ont 10 other olen
ders Thus the hest lesson will be drawn by the
| publie-NdShriLIe -imeTicda
heantv i incomnatible with mental deyrloncment
| ,fI,ara' a.. axcsn,;,ns hou.y.r Iool at-hut ney
er mind We we're going 70 sav look m, Samuel j
Tilien but he is now out of politics, and doesnr
| desire to he dragged before the public
~ Sitting RuII m, tbe time of his surrender
| ,ia a I,tia, ,s,,cseI IN witch he said my neonI,
have many Of them been had. but ali are good now
| that ,hcir arms and monies have been taken from
| them Pr,m which n may he inferred that m,
only difference between n good and n bad Indian l,
4.arms and ponies.--Deiroi, Post aud Tribune.
- R,seoe CopkI;pr u,ust he satisfied by tbi.
time that fine United states senate differs somewhat
from mousetrap: it is much easier to get than
| il is TO get in.-Hhiddeiphid Times.
rSIt is only two wears ago that Gen. Garfield
,rLii. ,no,,l;z;nr v;t6 nartS of friends rem,rkcJ
Hat ba conIJ not IMAGINE bisber DEGREE of pfhtif
cation ,I,on for person 10 liz Mt the yerse of death
eonti,ent of his hereafter and conscious of the de
yotion and sorrow of his friends
- lady in Tauptop. Mass. received last week
from Enropc bouTnet containing, il is claimed, q
coyer frnm (;cnrpe Elot's grave "A violet from Mel
rns. iI,hey n hntferrun from De Ouincey,s grave a
sprg of ivy from Walter Scott's old home at Abbots
ford. and bluebel from the grave of Helen Mac
| eresor near Loch Lomond.
| -. The death. il announced of two pcrsons oi
.o,n. b;stor;c,I inter.st~at Harrisonburg Va oi
, ! canrg. ~ Tah who vros foreman az ,bc iurv tba,
tried and sentenced death John Brown the grand
, | old Abotionist and at Baltimore of David Carroll
founder in 1896 of the first mill in Baltimore
County.
, Sortharn nh;Io.enher s.1s tho, m;llions nj
nit,Is ~ mannf,ctnreI Thar infantry in war d,
no, M. them that cayelery do moi nse them: tina,
hnntcrs finl Them of no service and that they are
| used only to make an internal noise on the 4th o
july or to commit murder all the year round
~ Tba ,,s,o-s' of all tho cbnrcbes in Albany
utbort nrer;ons updcrstanJing nrayeJ for rain las
SnnJnr mi LardIr lad their hsnaj;c,;on heen nro
j ~ IT,, a I;;,Is .ion5 @atharsd o,ar The .yyeI
.r;n, ;,~ other ea,bereJ n n and n refreshing
plentiful shower deeended-AIbany fGaJ Ne,cs
Who can beat this lie
~ Mrs lane p Thurston. who i,nmagines her
.iif,o ia ~. ayrn.r of tbe I'n;tad S,atss Gre,,
Britian and the colonies is writing sketch Of her