Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-02-07
ALL SORTS.

An elastic imagination has great deal to do with
enhancing the pleasu re of sleigh riding.
A CAPITAL sUBsTITUTE.-Once a man searched
through what is now the State of Florida to find
fountain he had heard there, which was able to
make an old person young again. He failed. We
can't be boys or girls again. Age and infrmity are
sure to come. but God did not ordan sickness That
is fault There Fountain of Youth but there
is Fountain of Health, and its other name is DR..
David Kennedy's 'Favorte Remedy" 1t comes from
Nature-from the fields and flowers, and like them is
every good" Try it for all complaints of women,
blood troubles, and pains and aches everywhere. If
you can't get it at the store, send One Dollar for
bottle to the Doctor at Rondout N. Y. 4
The Philadelphia Ne,us says it is better to have
loved and lost than to be obliged to get up O'Clock
on cold winter mornings to start fire.
100000 BOTTLES SOLD, and the demand is greater
than Nervous diseases, debility nerveexhaus-
ton, and general prostraon from kidney and urinary
weaknesses, excuses Of any kind, producing brok-
en-down constitutions palptaon of the heart, vert
CO. etc.. etc., speedily and permanently cured by the
famous Wyomoke, blood, brain and nerve food. 81.
$3.50 and So per bottle. Sold by all rst-cass drug
gists.
Rev. E. F. Jones of Norwich preached recent even
ing the subject, when where and how to court"
We imagine the greater part of the audience could
| give the reverend expounder many points.
EPIDEM1cs.-Just coughs, colds, lung and bron-
chial complaints to be epidemic. In these
of sudden colds the best thing do is to get bottle
of N H. Downs ELIXIR, which invariably gives speedy
relief and ultimately effects complete cure in all
where the breathing organs affected. Use it
in time and prevent serious lung difficulties Sold by
| all druggists.
One of the dearest spots on earth is the little red
spot seen the tips of many men Very often
its cultivation has cost small fortue
The man who goes into business with the devil soor
finds that his partner is soul proprietor.
Consumption or debility in its first stages prompt,
arrested by Malt Btters.
''Job my DEAR" said his wife, wreathed in smiles
81 wish you had been to church this morning. Mr.
Goodwill was very Interesting; and when he prayet
for the absent ones" well, that accounts for it
then. haven't caught such string of fish for yea
as did this morningl"
| DIR. N. G. WHITES PULMONARY ELIXIR is warrante
to relieve the Group in thirty minutes: To relieve
common Cold Immediately: To relieve Asthma a
once: To cure all Coughs before liberation To cur
Sore Throat: To Hoarseness of singers speak
ers: To always loosen Cough: To the patien
to raise freely: To always produce rest at night:
give satisfaction to all who use it.
A clergyman, meeting lnebriated neighbor. e.
claimed: Drunk again, Wilkins y. to which Wilkin
in a semi-conhdential tone, responded: "Sho am.
) parsonl'
A Coon INvEsTMENT.-One of our promi
! l'nent business men said to US the other day
s'In the spring my wife got all run dow
and could not eat any thing; passing you
9 store I saw pile of Hoods Sarsapariila i
the window, and got a bottle. After sh
had taken it week she had a rousing az
. petite, and did her everything. She too
three bottles, and it was the best three do
:. lars Ieyerinvested CT Hood g. Co. Lowell, Mas