The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1881-07-30
GENERAL NEWS.

Pig headed people are generally b"res
The difference between Il hill and 4
pill is, thai the l,il is bard to ret up and
the pill is hard to get down.
An Elkton man says his wife is only
half like telescope. He eau draw her
ont, but he can't Shut her NJ.
Without regard TO George W Washing
ton and the cherry Tree story. the Cape
May hotel men now deny that there are
mosquitoes there.
NOWADAYS when We see 4 Young man
with his nose split open, and tour front
teeth gone. we are unable toteii whether
he is a professional base ball player OF al
amateur bicycle rider
AS general thing the tables at the
seaside hotels this season are poor as to
variety and the cooking miserable. Peo-
pie are fed upon the cheapest materials
and charged for the best.
Ocean Grove is crowded With reli-
eious and non-religious people. and prayer
meetings are the order OF the day and
night. Ii is a very peculiar place, fire.
quented by very peculiar people.
The great puzzle at Saratoga is the
nationality of a soiourner. He speaks
English perfectly, vet he can t be Eng
fish, for he can see Joke; nor Irish, for
he let's pass chances to fight; nor Ameri-
can. for he isn't ready to bet.
Mr.. Hamilton Disston. Of Phiiadel-
phia. could have made $3.50, 900 profit in
ten days by his recent purchase of Flor
ida lands. that advance over the cost
price havin" been offered him by New
York parties. Mr.. Disston. however.
thinks he sees more than that in it, and
therefore declined
IN, A. p.,;o
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i.' i u,u vi p"1ss ,;,.5 IVY NV Ualln,.
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anu nul SUD. y" o,." 'i 'nt &c .,:
CONTAINING $500 VI Vi. u''I VI . .'".
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hands of that mammoth corporation. 1t
may be all for the best. as increased
means often bring increased facilities.
IT., 11a,, IT S.o,bo, , ana.
,,o,,;rm ~ .Innrart s,,aa,.h in Conru;a
uI,n,, men, his i;.t.nars ,nneared Nr
Cantrv If 7rnn,assoe D,.IrlraI with
tha .,h Inf nn,.d with ei.v fnr thn
in,, .,lInw L,lr v,,r,.od ,nra.r,nce If
~ TELL ;,,,.,i;,i -, .,,,,I, r.,
,,.,..o,, oxcl,;,,ad. - 49, .,tch lin,
and t..Io hin, +n tho ,,,unt,;,s .nd facd
him, md save him ,n,. his conntrv I'D
bumanityr.
gentlemen in a street ear whe, the driver
stnnnnd tho c,r,n1 s,iI. :. Thera i some
bodv in this car trying TO beat me ont of
a FIRE" The passenoers locked at each
other and all said they had paid their
fare ..Jt dom make any difference
Tbar. arc only sly fares in tho how and
seven people in the ear Then gentle
! man pnr nm and with n siph mt in the
! ,n;sSinr far. ran,,rLipr. :. 7 mt in ,nc
/ h,c.n b,,+ &C I 49, VA. =; H. ,x;,l,
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/ The side-sadde has been rOundly
abused and ridicnled, but the London
! Academy thus comes to its defense: - \
Side-saddle. with the extra crutch. af-
! fords quite as sure a grip-in fact, more
powerful one-than can be got astride a
horse. and it is only in physical strength,
/ which may too often be only abused that
a man has any advantage as a rider over
/ a woman. The only case where strength
is wanted with Il horse is to conquer vice
and no woman should ride any horse, the
character OF winch Is not guaranteed. 1t
is not suitable Tor any lady to take up
the duty of 4 horse breaker
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.,;,,,,, ~ ;t.a,, a"'I I' WI was W.
knew what he was talking about. His
name was William Hunnis, and he was a
poet and chapel master IN the reign of
Elizabeth. After his death his will was
opened and read thus:
"To God nv sonle do heoueatba because
il is his owen;
Ny body to be layed i'll the grave, where, to
my friends hest known:
Executors VIII none make, thereby great
- Slriie may grow
+ VI" 'n' Sn'i' te'Ee' VIII
! The Philadelphia Lcdger says: The
! peach crop of Delaware will be dead
! failure this year. and no mistake this
; time, either, for hasn t Tom Coleman, of
! the Philadelphia LedgeF-he of the unre-
/ Vised Bible presentation tame-written
so tn this paper The t'dqtr's veracity
+ land Tom 5. of eourse) considered. the
! statement can t afford to go uncontirmed.
90 to the dn~s than tn have snch - sac t.p'
ment as Toms 90 back ON the I,dorr
Tha ,r.a. 49, a,a ,,aa, ,, Y ,"~ levy .'.,''
I ne tlefs u, NoIe quo" l'e'teneS u'fe,
rr t'r ue uo tha,' Met.. III YAM; ,ou
The ETY., trees r,eyai T., Of ' main Hat more
Coma lint no, f,rnot,ar
''' '"' A"' '' '''e'''
The Rev. W. F. Whitcher. leading
Methodist clergyman Of Providence, RI,
is charged with pilterin@ rare books from
! libraries and dealers in old publications.
! He has admitted his guilt in several in
! stances. and made retribution by pay
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