The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-24
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Boston hss analyEsd her thinking
SNier, and the Glib Of thai city prints q
nap q the result which is quite Al inter.
esiisg menagerie
An advertisement reads; Wanted
A young man 10 he partly outdoor and
partly behind tho couh,er:" aud the Clcye.
nAimaisr asks Whist viii be The no
knh ahon The door slams
II, Is the orgAniat. fAul. iha, the
ehuFchgocrs are alsays played out Don't
lay everything 10 the preacher,
A book. missing ,wcuiy years, has just
been returned 10 the Boston Public Ia
brary some people are such terribly
allow reaAers'
A landlAay was complaining that she
couldn't mako both ends meet "Well,
said hoarder. why not make one end
'egetablesf"
"A gentleman friend had thirty.two
teeth taken ont the other day without pain,
and DO anathestio Of any kind was used.
"falseY' ron say. Yes. they were false
Mamma, where do the cows get their
milk" inquired Willie where do you
get your tears, my SOM" Mamma do
the cows have to be spanked" thoughtful.
~ inquired Willie.
A bear came fooling around a Wiscon.
lin farm house the other day and the farm
er's wife seized the wheelbarrow aud made
rush for him. That bear started quick
er and ran further than ever In his life bo.
fore
Inquirer. Docs mans size varyp'
Yes, sir, we've seen man in a barroom
treating the crowd and he was the biggest
man in the town till his mother.in.law
came 10 aud took him by the ear, and then
be was very little fellow.
"A musical young friend OF ours, wish.
ing to bespeak his MISTRESS attention to
the supplian, posture he had taken up at
her feet, sang with thrilling effect this, his
earliest exercise: dora, me for solace
sec do
"A miller In Peru, Indiana, fell asleep
In his mill and bent forward till his hair
got caught in the machinery and was ysnk-
ed out, aud Of course il awakened him, and
his first bewildered exclamation was:
Darn it wife, what's the matter now
An inquisitive old gentleman OF boz
tanical turn Of mind inquired of the
places OF promenade, ''Pray, my
good man. can you inform me il this par
,icular plant belongs to the 'arbutus' fam
ilyi" when be received for reply: mo,
sir, il don't; II belongs to the corporation. "
The three servants were discussing the
merits Of their respective lovers, Susan
was very sure that hers was the smartest
and the best. Mary said her beau could
adnco and was perfect gentleman.
well. don't care what you say spoke
up Ellen. my beau can beat them all, for
be sings baseball in the choir"
John Van Staten, OF Pittsburg, shot
at his vita and lodged bullet in her jaw
bone OF coarse IL was Scratch" but it
will be difficult task to convince an intel.
ligent jury that he didn't aim at the vital
spot where the bullet struck. She may
recover, but II she loses the use Of hor jaw,
she would prefer death athousand times.
"Who Is Lucifert" said the teacher to the
infan, class in Sunday school II know.
spoke upa brave fve.year old girl in an
earnest tone well, tell me, Katie said
the tcacner WY Lucys fer Bob
Spriggs, who has such funny little mus
tache, an wears snch short toat; but pa
pa don't like him at all, an sez he amt
got no sense an no money.
An old Connecticut deacon once took
to church with him young man, educated,
refined, aud lover OF nature. The autumn
nal hues were at tho height OF their glory,
aud the young man called the attention Of
hIs companion 10 nice clump Of trees.
The staggering response that the old
deacon gave was; IL never see trees on
Sunday.
Railroad corporations are said 10 have
no souls. bu, we have reason to entertain
n very different opinion. Only last week
n poor aud needy fellow wrote to promin.
.nt president, piteously asking permission
10 run on the road by return mail the
Hiablc and noble minded president sent
word tina, he might run on the road all
lc pleased II he would only keep out OF
Abe war Of the trains.
Ar old fellow whose daughter had
failed 10 secure position as teacher in
consequence OF not passing an examine
fion, ssid They asked her lots OF things |
che didn't know. Look nj the history |
questions, They asked her things tina.
happened before she was bornl How was
she going 10 know abou, old George Wash
,Dgton and other men she never knew /