The Osceola times., 1881-09-03
WAYS oT faE WORLD.

wAts " fhk NekLD.
oxEEx oLaA, of Greeoe whites poetry-
tsreelan editors have cur sympathy.
SITTING BrIL knows q ha~k from
hsnasax. fie ehsrges = ;or his szio-
graph
Ix one Idaho toxn the tinsmittss u.e
tnrs Of builien, instead o<lssd- for PGneh-
Ing hocks-
Drrro.r cit;sens are nakinx vigofpcs
e1ofss to ooss ignofzrt and un'eachao.e
poiicemen-
jar Gorrp's fo-sune q Pot. in careful
rsvisv Of his enserprises by Seu YORK
weekly, ss s7sMo0oo.
FoCR yezys ago Lieutenant Governor
Tabor. OF Colorado, vas a. poor a. Jobs
turkey. Nov he is worth $5y0coWp.
BAsx ball clubs have their usez. Some
OF them bring forward colleges that 9TH
eTuise voald not BE- heard of-Nsg Or
isass Hoaysn<.
A BEooKIYs young man calls his
sweetheart -siience, because, when be
wants 10 kiss her. she gives consent--
NJ aad Wssfom
NR ssErOHs. the husband Of Nellie
Grant. has an income Of $4,000 and oe-
cupses home that has been IN the lam
lily for many yeara
Two sons o. ex-Prssident Gzrriz, OF
Peru, were fined in Se~ York Police
Court recently for carving concealed
weatons-Swonicznes.
San was about 10 sail for Europe
And will yoa go TO Rome he asked.
oh. yes,- she ans Eered, we viii do
England thoroughly. .r-Porn>g's Prcgrcs.
MR GLADSTONE and Mr.. Tennyson are
said to have disputed over the size q
their beads, and had them measured
Mr. Tennyson's wa the wider, the other
the higher.
How could you think Of calling snniie
sfupids GO 10 her immediately and tell
her you are sorry Freddy goes to
zuntie and saws -Auntie, ! am sorry
you are 20 stupid"
Apkyng of coach. in stopping TO get
watSR fos the yOunz ladies in the car
nsxt, being asked what he stopped tor
replied Il am watering my hoxers.
A delicate compliment
is Ms. sHnpDrx Yichy' asked q street
boy of his chum. "Rich~ exclaimed
Young feIler: neh'- he repeated; -ain't
her month fall o golds'
A NoErH CakoLISA farmer saw the
tents Of rsilroad surveying party, and
thinking that they teloneed 70 military
camp and that the comet had brought
another war, turned tack toward home
A Saw Ps.xtEso bad t,oy hit China
man in the eve with soff tomato. IL
took 4 long time 10 convince the "al-
mond-eyedr tha. he hal not been shot
and ifoi Il Was ret blood that was trics-
ling down his face.
A RBoDE IsLAxD man called q neigh
Dor q -lanierned.jawed cockroach.' A
suit for SANDER resulted, and the jury re-
turned as follow: Not guilty on Ian.
tern-jaued. bat way of on oockroach,
and we find damages in the sum OF )
cenfs-"
WHEN q six-dollara-week clerk strzd-
dies his nose with pair Of eyeglasses,
spends weeks salary for diamond
pin and goes into the country to astonish
the natives be is doubtless surprised 10
fnd that he is not a. much Of q curiosity
- hand-organ monkey in calico over
coat
PRIxcE BisxARcx once said to q irlend:
"In politics acf ~ do out snipe hunt
ing. put my foot on one stone and de-
not take il of tall see my xay 10 AGo;h-
er. When have found ihs; step frrn-
ly on 10 the new stone and lezye tie Old
one behind. and - On TIL An oct Of
the marsh"
Boz TooxBs says that Meznu1iAzsr, The
secretary of the Confes1erAry. vE very
economical public ssrv11t He k--e.
negroes to print the C0nsesierxts e;-rrszeTr
and paid them f1r their worn BY rvIzg
them the nse Of the pre~s~s % prlas ssr
themseives as night
SExorIxRFsr-f as1T zaFs
called. NrsL Beswn, 90 xsx ysG WIZ F@gr
eh5idren DO aos afrer@ TIE -sEzs1ag sshasst
now, . skey asrsd Is tt~T zns 2ts r.
snx~ Nns Eso~n -Oh- y.ss ulssr
thsy hkss g1ax vel saeaa1~ 9s a.
stzyiz' skss tfss rsA snsr~ A. sl.sg '.'snis
Eker--Lszsks1 Pea
A c1ryxz eisces. ss Fllzag -griaas.
West Trzaza. zsad vars Assfsy sIIszis.s.
tT TIA IRIS sazAe- 1s Assrse r4rss
has, krAxizu AIS seg r1f -. s'Itasr
eaEzl<erzsssy sars sisu tas.x assuls Eszs
sauses q slzrzrzssu- rsszu sa. Faaag
aznn Ea1s ~ 5rgg. Ezas az wa asse
xznassr. ~ Asa saz.1 &C Eaz-Es kas ss's t1s
Ez<asr ~ ssii,szs aEr s-issuass. - q
wezlraF aals -sspsrsaslss E.lssslz slznal'g-
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