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The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-10-07
The Estheiio Art

\ "Are your esthetic ?" inquired Ne,
Haven young lady of BROOKLYN girl. a
the two sat down to dish of fried clam
In Fulton street restaurant. -
81 guess So" replied the Brooklyn
girl, vaguely. "Why do you ask? ?"
cause it's so terribly awfully the
thing. We're all esthetic at home, Ey,
erybody is, and you don't know how We
enjoy ii.
Is it's it very expensive?" queried
the Brooklyn girl, feeling her way. A 7
at comes rather high. but 1t is so
essential. l haven't felt so well since 1
left school as i have since being esthet-
&c, You don't know how much. / have
gainedp
Whats the nature of it Pillow do
you take it ?n- ~ At1l s5lASlLtlI
"Oh, You sit around and be exces.,
sive, and when any one speaks to you
you glare at 'em and say, How quite 7
Then you shut your eyes and breathe
hard. | wouldn't be without it for any
thing They say it's very healthy.prJ
-" Can you do it all alone ?" C'u - n
"Oh, gracious, no! 1t takes four or
five Il. play. All you've got to do is to
cut off your eyelashes, SO as to look
stony, and then practice with some
chairs until You are ready to go into So
ciety. At home we commenced with
clothespins to represent the gentlemen
and bandoiine bottles for the ladies.
Then we joined the, association and
hcked 'em an ~
1''T had an idea that esthetic meant
the pleasurable sensations that arise
from qualification of artistic apprecia-
hon, explained the Brooklyn girl, tim
idly.
Merciful goodness, mol On the
contrary, it means the absence Of taste.
You mustn't have any taste. You must
only be utter" ft frttl
How do you fetch ihaty" ~
That's done by holding your breath
until you are nearly ready 10 burst, and
then let it out quick. You do that when
somebody asks you il you are prepared
to esthet. Then you go on estheting
until the party breaks up. Myra Brown.
OF New Haven, is just lovely at it. We
admire her SO much"
" 1t must be fun" unused the Brook
~ ~, h aos'l clam on her iork and
'on "Tt sllrns hSr companion. ~
- !uSt m rs. Inc gentlemen are ever
o. me- w., lney wear swaiiow-stomach
ooa'1 M Su ~ eye-eiassesI
Eau - e ~ tne brooklyn girl
ias mVa s'arseu !. ~ tne UNIFORM. lN III
Les, ana tney are so extreme. Oh,
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-10-07

NEVER give way to melancholy; moth.
ing encroaches more; I fght against il
vigorously. One great remedy Is 10
take short views Of life. Are YOU han
py now Are you likely to you remain SO
till evening, or next week or Iext
month, or next year, Then why des.
troy present happiness by a distant
misery which may never come OF ALI or
you may never live to see itp For
every substantial grief has twenty sha,l-
ews, and most Of them shadows, Of
Your now making. Sidney Smstjt. ~ "
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A Romance of Love and pertldr.
CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER I. tsk
Ihaddeus Neuer and John Sauer ver,
schoolmates, of about the same AGE
Inaddeus was attentive to his studies
and never told lie; John was attentive
TO the trout streams and never told the
truth, when he could possibly helm n
Thaddeus was honest and. when sent h
the store to make purchase, always
PAID the money for the goods and took
nome the change; John always made
better bargains he'd have the goods
charged and purchase cigarettes with the
money.
was a beautiful Saturday morning.
Tie boys met on the street.
HGood-mornjng, dear John, said
Thaddeus "where are you going % 2
"Goin' to have some fun. by eum
whatre you dom" q m I 80
I'm digging in the flower garden,
dear John, to please my dear, dear
mother. Won't you Join me ?"
mo; I'm goin' to dig some bait an
goin' tishin,. That's the kind of French
heel l am"
,ss.fi n, e, CHAPTER III. sr-,ct ~-.,
Ills evening. Thaddeus and GerSe
Goodwill, the bankers daughter, are
standing in front of Thaddeus' residence.
talking of love.
John comes along and gives them
peep at his basket of trout. Y ~ =
Gertie is charmed. -,-or Wv ,r
She is presented with trout
she smiles on John and leaves Thad-
deus in despair.
John and Gerto carry the basket be
tween them down the street.
Thaddeus in tears.
n--t- CHAPTER ".
The next day being Sunday. THAI
deus and Gertle met at Sunday-school
and reconciliation was effected fE
John observed them returning home
from church and smiled, as he muttered.
30, so; we shall see. III u -
CHAPTER V.
lime passes ON. School having
closed, John secured q situation as cIerE
In aconfectlonery establishment.
One day Thaddeus wss in the store.
Gertie passed that way and saw them
John Sauer and Thaddeus Neuer. =
John Gnt t touAet ~ ~ eacn otner
have Il nor ~ nllnseH, An, ha
be rawon =. n9w scneme--a scheme, III
He tben srddon,u ,o...,o
and en su1uenly became generous
He gave him many pounds. Also two
otho. o,.. :.SS' Soiu pens ana numerous
cu ,,ur, qJ Hl
That .von;n uhA ar VI.
tho goo5s InS,, ;ne proprietor missed
sn enc sHusi IN, a INJURY was made. John
rant was ;ssnad '9 Th =, soa1 a war,
in tbe nossess;an - 1t M oDus wsre found
very iii, in ~ na'ueus, Wno was
smoL;na fha a ;eIueno az VI having peen
Gert;e snnesroS s es,a;n az M .ls nearing
osiuo appeaIeu against Ihaddeus as
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-10-07

s !. only by note,''said 4 piapis,
I seems TO me you could do more exc.
c cuntlon II you would play by eau y rs.
marked Fogg. s'Such 4 0fea1ba III t.,
Show And the pianist reached ~ ~
1923, who got himself ont Of the ws nv
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-10-07

The oldest PresidehtCat .thel time OF
his death was John Adams, and the
youngest James X. Polk, Next ITO him
was Abraham Lincoln, who was assassi-
mated The average, age Of the seven.
teen Presidents on their death was 72l
years, and Of the sixteen who died from
natural causes 79i years,
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-10-07

SIx sisters and o brother reside near
each other In Eastern Massachusstta
whose united ages are 548 years and !
months, and there has been no death IN
eighty yearS w
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I've had enough Of kisses, I've cot
enough Of Lowell Oh, give me back nv
old SLOUGH hat my. comfortable. glove
take of this coat that fits 60 tight oh.
let me MUS my hair ? there's o balm in,
Gilead yet hope, God bless the hap
Ply pair" JGCI i1li3s9U5fff.
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FACTS FOR THE CURIOUS.

= Y \. IL w % s.L = lnsk +. -.
OsRRIER-rleEoSs oiten e15ipn = ~
markable love Of music, ana .ney ~'
exceedingly fond oil aromhuo odors'l
WHENEVER any one Of q herd Of hye-
mas, in their native state, u wounded us
companions tear it 10 pieces and devour
1t.
JEInY-r1sHEs con live cut in two for
an indefinite period. Halves Of them
will swim along rs Il nothing had hap
pened. .,a3 ,...., ~ asa
Tuppp 10 n na;r ~ scalea In the New
Work Assay Office of n kind AZ delicate
that when brought 70 a balance with
two n;eces Of na1er Of eoual size in the
nons the mara Writing ~ 4 name with
isad ns S ON one a. ,the niecea Of
na,sar will odd anough weioht h thu
p p ~ tu,n The scaiesn Il IL fayorr
frs-
d;rsctix forward = bnt MAX taxes an obijSus
conrsa rocad;na with a slox 1,ybl,,s mo.
t;on oo;ng from one s;ds to he other
and 6orpnd;ng rathar tban 'irubninr
Tho lion Il 4 Iong.l;ved animal .Iibihi
not;va sorost h;s aoa e,cseda tbat "A
man m 'cWHsn Rarss nv ,ssrs g ,ssr Ssr re-.
treat NAV be diseoSered She often hides
her tracks Inv hrush;no them ont with
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The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-10-07

O.AThat dado does need touching up;
but l have let out the job to probes.
sional dadoist, who works for the love of
art, and doesn't charge anything.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-10-07

C.-Eyerybody does not paint the
panels lighter than the door. / do not
and cid Triptolemus the Second, the
man with the celliloid eye, did not ; and
you are not going to, this time.
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C--That window-sill would look bet
ter for coat of paint; but mean to
humble that window-sill's pride, and
keep it simple in its tastes.
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C.-Yes, 1 would like to have Won
paint that door brown, with blue panels.
AS 1 remarked, want the door painted
for my own personal benefit, at my own
expense, And, in accordance with my idea
Of what painted door should be-; but,
u 1t pleases you to paint it bro wn, with
Blue panels, do SO, by all means. Only.
when you have got through, please paint
it over again, white, with gray panels.
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CT know it will look badly when it
is done. That's what I'm laying for. 1
want something to sober me down. Nv
life is too full Of JOY. 1 see too many
painters. Give thee good don, sweet
slatherer. Puck. nJii,.riI,ofY
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C.-Yes, you will come tomorrow to
paint that door, as you remark /; but you
won't paint it gray, with white panels, as
you also remark you will paint it Whit,
with gray panels. As5 y ~
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-10-07

C.-No, my friend, there ism a square
inch more to be painted in this house.
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O.-Allow me to call your attention 60
the heads of my discourse. i have
asked you to paint this door; that means
ulat the door is to be painted for my
personal benefit. at my expense, and in
accordance with my ideas of what a
painted door should be. I have asked
you to paint this door for me, white,
with gray panels that means that the
door Is to be painted for my personal
benefit, at my expense, and in accord
ance-with my ideas Of what q painted
d9or slionld be- and that my idea Of
what painted door should be is white,
with gray panels.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-10-07

C1of course, pea-green, with pink
panels, would look much better; but
then have sworn an oath, on the tomb.
stone of two twin-uncles of mine, who
died In infancy, never to have a pea
green door, with pink panels, in my
house. 1 would do almos. anything to
please you; but draw The line at per.
Jury.
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Dialogue with A Painter.

Gtizen-I want you to paint this door
Tor me, white with gray panels. Can
you do it?
Painter-[As usual.
O.-Will you do it?
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C.-My friend, I know wen that you
never painted door in that way before.
That IS why l haye, sent. for you, and
why A mn going to spend my money
Just to give you the qualification of ex-
periencing novel sensation. oll.YlHE
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-Are You a betting man :

0-Because, il you were, yon might
lose some money very comfortably,, bet,
ting that I don't want that door white,
with gray panels.
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,C-Perhaps lido mean gray, with
white panels; but, while am in my
present state Of blind ignorance as TO
what +! do mean, don't you think it
would be Just as well to humor my delp,
sien? Ai.fH 13ll94u~ nH0 otHIHuu
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The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1881-07-28
Birth.


MEEN July %, 1881, to
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. ID. Mecnun II
daughter.
One case new canned peas at Nor
gestcr's.
Choice mackcrel by the pound,
kit or half barrel at Morgcstcr's.
Salt by the barrel, sack, box or
pound at Morgcster's.
New sidewalk across the river bc
tween the iron bridge and the bridge
across Dickinson's race.
ALI kinds Of commercial printing
neatly done at this office. Give us Il
call for bill-heads. note-heads, cards,
tags, envelopes, etc.
A lady's rubber waterproof was
lost at the Company II picnic on
July 18th. The finder will please re-
turn the same to this office.
-LosT-A blue silk handkerchief
with white border, between South and
leave the ndllerchief at this Office.
The lower floor of Hydes grist
mill fell on Saturday night, precipitat-
ing car load OF corn into the water
beneath the mill. Fortunately no one
was hurt. The extent of the damage
will be but Il small amount.
The stakes have been set for j. X.
Gardeners new house between the
NJ. Z. Church and ID. S. Luther's place.
&. w. Nichols has the contract for
building the house the size of which
will be, main part 22X24 twenty feet
high, with an addition 16XlG. Work
will be commenced on the house at
once.
If you have big account to audit
take it to the book-keeper at the
Largest Retail. He is pretty good in
figures, and will figure any account
from five to ten cents, but look out for
the mistakes. The reason why the
New York Store is so neat and clean
is that the clerks when not busy SELL
ing goods are cleaning up the store.
At the Largest Retail when the clerks
are not busy instead of cleaning up the
store they lay back on their oars in the
corners and eat crackers and cheese.
The first thing you discover on going
to the Largest Retail is big dog, but
no clerks. They are too busy now
ing away crackers and cheese to wait
on customers. For bargains go to the
New York Store.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1881-07-28

The case of the New York, Lake
Erie and Western Coal and Railroad
Company for an injunction against
the Pittsburgh and New York Rail
road Company was argued on Monday
last before Hon. VIM. d. Brown at
Warren. The injunction was dis
solved by the court and rule to show
cause granted why perpetual in
junction should not he made against
the Plaintiffs in this case. The news
that the injunction had been dissolved
reached Ridgway about 2 O'Clock in
the afternoon and in few minutes
thereafter the gangs OF graders were
again busily at work. A large force
of workmen will be at once put OH
the line of road between Ridgway and
Johnsonburg, and the grading pushed
with vigor.
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Child Run Over.

Tuesday morning about o'clock,
Rosa Titus, boy between and
years old, was run over and seriously
injured, about opposite the old school
house. His mother Mrs. William
Titus, who belongs in Ellenville,
Ulster Co., Y. V, has been for several
weeks visiting her father Case Stewart
who lives in the old school house.
Michael O'COnnor, Jr. was driving
along with load of sand, and had
stopped to take on boy who was
going TO ride to the tannery, and on
starting did not notice that Rosa was
hanging on the side of the wagon. As
the wagon was turning to leave the
plank road in the direction of M. e.
Lesser's new tenement houses, the boy
fell and the hind wheel of the heavily
loaded wagon passed over his breast.
Fortunately he fell at the outer edge OF
the plank road in hollow, and was
not ground to powder as he would
have been had he fallen on the plank.
DIR. Hartley was called and said no
bones were broken. Hopes are en-
tertained of his recovery. The prac-
tice of jumping on wagons while in
motion is very bad one and parents
should see 10 it that their children
stop the dangerous habit.
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State Notes.

An iron bed manufactory is to
be started soon in Erie.
Hay has been selling at Come
autville at five dollars per ton.
Adam zuber was drowned while
working on the dam at Williamsport,
recently.
The Lehigh Valley Railroad
Company is about to erect new
freight depot at Pittston.
Philip Storer, of Centre county
killed three rattlesnakes last week.
The one had nine, another fifteen and
the third nineteen rattles.
A corps of engineers employed by
the Pennsylvania Railroad Company,
is engaged in locating the line of o
new road from Ph9nixville to Frazer's
station, on the Pennsylvania rail
road.
-Titusvi!le has a mocking bird that
can SO exactly initiate policeman s
whistle that the police have been
made game of several times on hear
ing it, mistaking it for one of their
number
"A driver boy by the name of
Smith in coming out the No. 5 slope
at Yorktown, near Hazlcton, recently
was caught by the falling tiinbers and
coal, as the old workings caved in,
and was instantly killed.
Mary Clevenstine, aged 10, of
Lorberry Junction, Schuylkill county,
while returning from Pine-grove,
where she had gone to draw the pay
of members of her family who
worked in the mines, was struck by a
locomotive and thrown as high as the
snIokestack. She was unconscious
when found, but was only slightly
hurt The basket in which she car
ried the pay, amounting to $l6O.29,
contained number of plates, only
one of which was broken.
-Carbondale, Pa, July 25.-Evan
Reese, eighteen years of age, went up
to the topmost portion of the new
breaker OF the Colliery Company in
this city to-day, and was standing on
the upper screening when "a compan-
ion named Lawie arrived. The latter
told Reese to come down or he would
pull out the iron bolt holding the
screencing wheel which makes thirty
revolutions a minute when in motion.
Reese refused to come down. The
bolt was thereupon Withdrawn and
the screen turned so rapidly that it
threw Reese fifty feet. He struck his
He struck his head first upon
large rock below and his brains
were knocked out and his whole body
distigured.
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PERSONALITIES.

g. w. Nichols has new horse.
Mrs. jackson is slowly improving
John Simons and his mule make
q teqm.
H. Il. Ross returned to Ridgway
on Friday last.
-Ex-Sheriff Hays, of Fox, was in
town this week.
Joseph Houghtaling, of Wilcox,
was in town on Monday.
&C. w. Barrett, of Dagus Mines,
was in this place on Sunday.
JAS. II. Mayo, of Rolfe, was in
Ridgway Borough OH Tuesday.
Miss Laura Warner, of Wilcox, is
visiting friends in this Borough.
j. H. Barrows and wife of Cam
eron, are visiting at H. NJ. Powers.
B. II. Chaplin, wife and child, of
Brockwayville, have been in town for
u few days.
Miss Ida Wilcox aud Miss Gildea,
of Wilcox, were visiting in Ridgway
this week.
Mrs. w. G. Healy, and daughter
Matte, returned from the east last
Friday afternoon.
Borough Dad Thayer sports new
looking hat since he engaged in the
railroad business.
Miss Evie Porter, of Philadelphia,
is visiting Miss Matte Healy of this
place and will stay until September.
Clyde is very anxious to know
when she is going to return. And
whether her big sister has heard from
her or not.
Doctor Hartley lost one of his
black horses last Friday. The Doctor
was offered $l75 for the horse II few
days since.
James Black and wife, of Brook
vile, are visiting relatives in this
Borough. Mrs. Black is a sister of
Mrs. ID. 5. Luther.
Geo. Wescott commenced on Tues
day, July 26, 1881; to be initiated into
the mysteries of the "art preservative
of all arts" in the ADVOCATE office.
Jerry Stewart will commence
work on his new house in Il week or
So. The cellar is now dug and stoned.
The site is next east of NJ. e. Lesser's
new tenement houses across the
Clarion river.
L. NJ. Wilcox, a former employ ee
of this office, is now in New Mexico.
The Las Vegas Daily optic has the
name of our former devil" at its
mast head as city editor. A photo
graph just received by his father,
Minor Wilcox, Of this place, shows
him to be II young man of over
six feet, well built, and with nous
tache, while he holds in his hand
paper and pencil us though in the act
of writing. We We're glad 10 hear
from Morl, and also pleased to hear OF
his continued prosperity.
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Sudden Death.

n. V. Lent, u one-armed soldier,
died suddenly Saturday night at the
residence of George w. Gardner.
He was found dead on Monday morn
ing by Mrs. Gardner. On Saturday
deceased was about town and seemed
to be in usual good health. He was
in The ADVOCATE office Oh Saturday
afternoon and had two packs of visit
ing cards printed for his two little
nieces, daughters of G. w. Gardner.
He lost his arm in the service of his
country and drew a pension from the
government. At the age of So years,
8 months and days, he dropped
asleep to wake no more forever. The
funeral took place on Wednesday
morning.
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MRS. E. CRAYST0N.

In returning thanks for past favors
respectfully begs to inform her friends
and the public generally that she has
Just returned from New York where
she purchased a large stock of Milli-
merry and fancy goods of the latest
styles, also nice selection of ladies'
Skirts, Plain and Fancy hosiery,
Ladies' and Childrens' Parasols, Hair
goods, fancy Chinaware, &C., which
she intends to sell as cheap as the
cheapest. Particular attention given to
trimming and in a style that cannot
be surpassed in this section. All are
invited to call and inspect her goods
before purchasing elsewhere. n10m6
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The Man Who Wasn't Killed by a
Catamount.

The Miner of last week contained
the account of the killing of l.. Pal
miter in the wilds of Hamilton town
ship, this county, by q catamount,
on the 18th of June last. Other pa
pers have copied the article from our
contemporary and the Bradford Era of
Tuesday has shown commendable (?)
enterprise by going into the details of
the affair and giving a lengthy and
blood curdling account of the encoun-
ter between Mr.. Painter and the
catamount and tells of the finding of
the dead mans body by his brother.
We don't know how the Era and
Miner gained their information but
we have positive proof that Mr..
Painter is not dead, but still living
in Hamilton township and expresses
in readiness to fight all the catamounts
that Mexican county can scare up.
1t is true he killed what he called a
lynx a few weeks ago, while watching
deer lick and the animal made a
spring ut him but by the means of his
trusty rifle and unerring aim the ami
NAL dropped dead at his feet with a
ball through its brain. He didn't re-
ceive Il scratch. The party who gave
our cotemporarics the information
published by them either had very
lively information or was desirious of
getting up an exciting sensation.-
Mex Kean County Democrat.
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Lessons to Girl Graduates.

An Ohio paper says that young
lady who graduated III a calico dress Il
few years ago is now married to II rail
road superintendent who has an in
come of half million year. This
may be taken as basis for the regu-
lation of graduating dresses hereafter.
Had she worn alpaca she might have
done even better, and caught the
general manager of the road. On
the other hand, had she bloomed
forth in white Swiss she might have
captured the president of the concern
with his untold millions, while had
she worn silk, with point lace and
diamonds, she might have scooped in
the conductor of passenger train,
and had onyx staircases and alabaster
stairs to her house, and cut the wives
of the officers of the road as society
altogether too thin for her style. The
thing ought to be lesson to girl
graduates and a sharp warning to
patronize their tailors liberally.-
Brooklin Eagle.