Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1881-06-01

redeemed of the Lor6: in the other,
none but devils and lost souls Which
of these two will be your place! Which,
if you were to die now?
[st. Louis Globe Democrat.
A War Relic.
In a very full report recently pub
lished in the Philadelphia Ledger, ref
ereuce is made to the case of Mr..
George |. Graham, a prominant politi-
clan and active journalist, connected
with. the Philadelphia Sunday Mirror),
who, by using the great German reme-
dy St. Jacobs Oil, was cured Of a
troublesome case of rheumatism, con-
tracted during the war; He closes his
statement with to those who are
afflicted with that complaint, it is
worth its weight in gold.
I've Just got out of bad scrape,
as the man said when he came out OF
five cent barber shop.
How often do you knead bread?'
asked one housekeeper of another.
How ofteng' why. I might say we
need it continually the other replied.
An exchange speaks Of man
who lis but one step removed from
mule He'd better make it three or
four. The animal has long reach
backwards.
Victims to Constipation and it's un-
told miseries can keep in good condi-
ton, dy a moderate use of Ayers
Pills, the surest, safest and most relia-
BILE Cathartic.
A Sunday school teacher agreed to
answer any question propounded by
any member Of the class, when an in
quisitive little chap sang out, Where
was Moses when the light went out?
OF far greater value than honses and
lands ia health; therefore preserve it
against the effects If Coughs and colds
by promptly using DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup. All druggists sell it for 25
cents.
that friend of his was i'll and was
sinking very fast, be said: We'll, I
am not surprised always thought
that was about the direction he would
60 When be died.
Men often jump at conclusions says
the proverb. So do dogs. We saw
dog jump at the conclusion Of cat,
which was sticking through the open
ing Of partly closed door, and it made
more disturbance than church scan
dal.-OshEosh Advocate
And did your late husband die in
the hope of blessed immortality,
Sister Wiggins?' inquired the new
minister, who was making his first
call on fair widow of his congrega-
ton. Bless you, no!' was the morn
ful response, he died in Chicago
One popularity Of the A. s. Il. Co.
Black Tip for childrcn's shoes is, that
it is independent Of the upper, and
fully protects it from wear at the toe
without endagering the upper from
ripping as is the case where heavy
bungling caps are sewed on to protect
the toe.
This isn't menagerie,' sharply
observed an irascible deacon to man
who was trying to force a passage
through the crowd at church door
way NO, presume not returned
the stranger, or they wouldn't leave
any Of the animals to block up the
entrance
Persons were being burned at the
stake In England 37O years ago for
hou in xh1ew g 4 he
Bible. In New York, lately, the
only danger in buying the revised
New Testament was from the elbows Of
the crowding purchasers. There has
been great deal Of progress during
the intervening centuries, but not any
too much.
Texan antiquities: A gentleman
from the North was spending few
days in Galveston. He was spending
the evening with Galveston gentle
man whose acquaintance he had made.
On reaching the house the stranger
asked: Have you any old Texan relics
or curiosities?' Certainly was the
reply, ALLOW me to introduce you to
my mother-in-law.
How do you like the rooms?'
asked Mrs. Dotonart, who was show
ing the Smitbingtons over the new
house. 'Oh they are perfectly lovelyp
exclaimed Mrs. Smthington, and
they are furnished so sweetly! What
exquisite plaques those are, aren't
they, Smithington?' What, them
dishes on the wall? Yes, they are
pretty enough, but why In thunder
didn't they have some closets in the
house to put the crockery in? Mrs.
Dotonart goes into mild bystirics, and
gives Mrs. Smithington such look.
According to the Railway News the
Hudson River Tunnel is advancing sat.
isfactorily toward the New York shore
at the rate Of five feet day. Two
hundred men are employed digging
out the dirt and putting in the iron and
brick work. The tunnel is finished as
they go along, and the work il much
safer than under the old plan, which
resulted so disastrously. A small tun-
mel, about six feet in diameter, is run
ahead Of the larger tunnel, which fol-
lows and incloses it warning is thus
given Of the nature Of the soil. The
work IL now In the south tunnel
which is now completed 290 feet from
the shaft and will soon be out as far
as the north tunnel, which has been
cleaned out, but not extended, since
the accident. Both tunnels will then
be carried along together A cassion
Is in course Of con nstruction for begin
ing the work on the New York side.