The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-05-10
IT Is FACT,
And the Paper Published for the
People now on Earth Can
Prove Il.

And the Paper Published for the
People now on Earth Can
Prove Il.
That Capt. Ffedesieks drilled the
Quses City Guards Tor the last time ca
Friday night
That frankie Hsrdcastle ard eddie"
Hoax are learning to sing. They have
experienced teachers and the lads are apt
scholar.
That it Vss . shame 10 destroy the
young @ans labo,ed production without
even reading il. lis evident thsi high
order Of talent is not appreciated.
Tibet DR.. Clark refuses TO he inter.
viewed on The subject al fishing ar ssiaing,
and The n porter vho mskes the siieapt
stands . remark ably E0ud chance Oi bxiux
shown the door.
-rhat the n~v msnilla hat worn By
Johnny l.an.les looks like buex wheat
cake after j, has isr~n stepped upon by the
long cared animal accompanying the
Hump,y Dump,y party.
That Tom Donovan, ri the Pacific ex.
prem Office, would be willing Ia d"0sie .
S. mute to the little hsaihens in Africa IL
be eould spend this (Ssbbsth) evening With
. particular Isdy friend in 81. Louis.
That John Burns, Who d,d the shoot.
ing on circus day, has b~coms peoi-
tent. and says he il very sorry that the
difficulty occurred. He attributes the
whole thing Ia whisk. aud . b.d temper.
That certain woman, Who claims l.,
|, be the owner Of . hu.bsosi. skipped out
rather uncersmonious,y from .n + ut ~.
dalia hotel on Friday evening. did che
forget 10 Iiqnidate her Indebtedness before
leaving!
That Oliver Krrnoodle va vesse ~
appointed deputy .s-es-or under ) ,m " I'D
dox. Ii requires Considerable III q peds-.
irian To Gil the bill hut, IL the BAzoO M ,n
mi@iakes not. Mr.. X. has hal large expert
ence in thst direction.
THAT Howard Parke cant End ho.rd
ing houss in Se,ixlis TO snii him. H-
took breakfast IN . Chicago & Alton dun.
ing car Friday morning, and since ih-l
time there his not been snvthinx in the
city good enough for him.
That one member of The Galley Slave
company wss not q little snsiti~n with Q
vell-knovn young lady OF ihi. city sho
attended the performance Friday evening
The y. +. ~. will correspond viih him,
ii all reports are true.
That q certain resident Of S~siaiis
would Dc remarkably veil ple.sed to have
the reporters devote . column to his way
ward nicer. lie thinks il might he the
mesns Of reforming her fro0 . career that
L. Il a. II AL.
That the local editor Of the News
either knows very little about silver co,n
or the capacity Of freight carr, although he
has been riding in the latter ct frequent in.
tervals since his early hOsho0d days. Six
cars to transport s.. 400 90 is little ir.us-
parent. Nc.
That the finest free lunch aren in Sc
dale in = long time vas set ny BIB Lay
strom on the opening Of his Second street
saloon yesterday. II ga literally patron
lied, the business man and the losfer stand
ing side BY side and devourine the dainsies
and substantials spsead upon the table.
That the two young lawyers Who slipped
their cards 10 n couple Of fem slss at the
circus sre liable TO get themselves into
trouble. One OF the females il Q vile, and
her husband hss had m inkiins Of her
stroll with the limb Of the Law after the
concert vas over. There's music in the
air.
That il requires not little "g.li" for q
young msa whoAe people Ar. Of the most
highly respected ia the county In sit imme-
diately hehisd one of Madame Hicks
''boarder-" aud "buxz" her throughout Q
theatrical entertainment. And vet the
BAzOO's yonng man witnessed such q sishs
at the Galley Slave performance, Friday
night.
Tina Harry Hamlin. sIiss Hamilton,
the notorious vsgraut. snesk THE; and -on-
6.:eDce man, make- visit 10 ell Ike trains
running in and out Of this city. He
Usually get. ON the K. II 7. train and rides
to the Fifth street d~rot. I.xst Friday
evening lar sat down in seat beside . youne
msn going In rexss. from Decatur, ILL.,,
aud engaged him in conversation. The
young man took . tumble and Informed
him that he did not want his company.
About that time m officer got aboard and
H.nlin jumped Of.
That Bert Richie turned his chin
whi-kers out during the past week, sed
made . wager th.t inside III . month he
would sport b-ari equal in length To DC
Grahams. and sI.o of that glossy black
color So greatly admired by the ladies.
Yesterday. however, he exsm,ned the crop
vi:h . microscope. and. on finding ooly
lev spronts, and they Of 6ery red, like
San MacIeAn's hair, he became disguised
and repaired o . barber chop where the
seek's growth vas soon moved and cast
into . back ysrd. He lost his net, bot be