Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-09-26
ALL SORTS.

man lives out West who states that he first met
his wife in Storm took her TO the first ball in storm,
popped the question IN a storm, was accepted in
storm, and has lived in storm ever since. That
couple must be Mr.. and Mrs. Cy Gone.
The best strengthener of mind and body is Browns
Iron Bters. 1t is very soothing and refreshing in its
effect
An ALBANIA postmaster refused to send postal card
because the message written in telegraphc char
acters the ground that he would not forward any
postal card which he could not read
EDUCATED WoMEN.-Refned and educated women
will sometimes suffer in silence for years from kidney
diseases constipation and piles. which could easily
be cured by package of Kidney Wort. There is
hardly woman to be found that does not at some
time suffer from some of the diseases for which this
great remedy is specific 1t put up in liquid and
dry forms. equally effcient.-Springtfeld Union.
A vagrant who had been fined regularly every week
for begging, requested the magistrate to fine him by
the year at reduced rate.
EASILY PRovEN.-It is easily proven that malarial
fevers constipation. torpdty of the liver and Kidneys
general debility, nervousness and neuralgia ailments
yield readily to this great disease conquerer. Hop
Bters. repairs the ravages of disease by convert
ing the food into rich blood aud gives life and
vigor to the aged and inirm always.
1t isn't because woman is exactly afraid of cow
that she away and screams. 1t is because gored
dresses are not fashionable
RESCUED From DEATH.-william ]. Coughlin, of
Somervle, Mass, says: "In the fall of 1870 was
taken with bleeding of the lungs, followed by
cough lost my appetite and flesh and confined
| to my bed. In 1877 was admitted to the hospital.
| The doctors said had hole in my lung as big
half dollar. At one time report was around that
was dead. 1 gave up hope, but friend told me oil
DR.. William Halls Balsam for the lungs I got bot
tie, when to my surprise, commenced to feel better
and to-day feel better than for three years past.
81 write this hoping every afflicted with diseas
ed lungs will take DR.. William Halls Balsam and bt
convinced that consumption can be cured. can pos
itively say it has done good than all the othe
medicines have taken since my Sickness"
When New Orleans wanted his picture in al
heroic attitude, the artist painted him in the act
refusing to drink.
|. W AY OF TREATING A BAD COLD.-A pad cold WI
its of about ten days, and may end in cor
sumption and death, unless some means to proven
are employed at once. Many useful life has bee
saved to the world by the prompt use of DR.. N G
Whites Pulmonary Elixir. When sensible of havin
taken cold, commence at taking the elixir
ing to directions bottle, and you will be well
When a rural resort landlord thinks a city man
putting on too many airs, he merely says as he hand
him the key to his room at night "Be careful to tur
out the gas; don't blow it out"
Mrs. Mary Martin of Harrisburgh Pa. says:
suffered severely from a complication of female dsea
es; that of bearing-dow seemed If 1t wou
kill me- my habits very irregular; nothir
seemed to benefit me until tried Browns Iron Bi
tiers. They acted like charm, and now I enjoy pc
feet hsalth."
, An Inshman wrote thus to the wife of sick brot
If Jamie isn't dead yet remoind him of the twin
! shngs he the pigs, and if he is tell hi
, not to give himself any consurrun about it."
Fruit of the tropics burning cline.
Thy wondrous virtues fadeless still,
Exert influence sublime.
In mlnistering to human i'll;
And many pang along way
sanford's Ginger doth allay.
: It's amean man who will fool flies by having w
: figure of bald-headed man in the TO
tract them from him.
, AN ESTABLISHED REMEDY.-Downs' Elixir has be
widely known and used as a cough remedy for Fl
e years. No other cough medicine has stood the t.
half this length of time. The people stand by tn
y which is good.
o DIR. Baxter's Mandrake Btters are purely yegetal
81 1.-THE product Of the hills and valleys.
Henry Johnson's Arnca aud Oil Linment is wi
y | ranted to please all who use it,