, 1881-02-03
PERSONALS.

"IbegIn to think TINT Jonah was IN Obi
tnnn."-ftoscoe co's1lfng.
War yccns natural to Gon. Joe Johnston.
IIo ts nnw q Ilfo- insurance agont-
1T Is sad to bo without soma ono to go to
he'd ilrst mud got things reasonably warm.
MarYuts VI Lorfe.
Thu London Post will soon send woman
TO TrnnByanl ns Its war correspondent. Weshnll
now learn 1uat what tho Transvaal women wear.
An American singer Is posing iu Paris for
n l!fc.sTze ntntue Of herself ns 1ltDot1, As long
MS American slnXers rciraln from singing they
nro liable to nUhtovo SUCCESS.
Political nows is very dull Just NOW. Dur
Ing tito mast month not a Senator has bcen callnd
upon to mako Bomc ktud OF n settlement With
tho girl. or Minister tried 10 bcsm!rch bis vito.
It now transpircs that The Whale TINT hns
bocn exhibited in var.ous cities for the pass
three mouths was simply Cincinnati glrt's nit
tuu, hrtfuly gotten up to represent monster OF
tho deep,
o, she wears a sealskin sacQue
Whon it snnwB,
And pays six or Bevcn dollars
For her bose;
She Is witty, bright, and Jolly,
Phys oroQuet and says "oh Kolly"
Whom hor little sister Dolly
Wants now clothu3.
-Charies Fra,lets Adams.
Somebody las discovered that professional
ll.payara nru crooked. and Weare now pro-
pnrcA 10 lcarn thaf George Washington lied, md
Ian FranklIn never discovered that lightning
would strike. Ono by ono tho rosos fall.
a Boston girl, ful! OF sarcasm,
'Twlxt hor Iovcr md suit nuuo ohasm,
Nv rcndtuH uns tlay,
In her 1lunoon Iilt way,
An essay upon protoplnsm.
-FFam John Ke'Iu's Nt.o Lecture.
Senator Bruce. Of Mississippi, believes tl,nt
undut Garfield tho political condition OF tho
negro will 10 improved. Iio has also much hopo
from tho ao.son nt whIto Sontherae.s who have
become dlsguslcd with tho Build Eonth. He has
not encouraged any ono to present Ala nn1no to
Garfield for u place III tho Cabinet. lilo does not
adyocato tho appointment Of u Cabinet utIlcoc
on tho ground OF color; but does not ece why an
exception should be tundo auainst bis raoe II hny
ono IT !ts rnombors IL q,tnIl1cd by education and
experiences, The BocIal si1o OF tho questlon,
ho thinks, will, 1t lot aluue, regulate itsulf.
lie and Mrs. ntuoo hive not boon snubbcd or
siizhted. -:
AClnclnnatl critic In notice Of Dernnardt
says:
No Mu,eto can furnish .hs fu,l force Il tho xosl
i: a s iSs s s
.sa III e ssss " sa iaayss braaahs
on by mud and w!nfry r,nds. tho aU1vaF which e4l'
sasinx yssiars' and d'ea away u iho 'sy hsa ii
Fou arc wrong, young man. about tho rustic
| It was caused by sadles using her foot to hnul
up u garter that poEsIatod In sllpplnu down. Tho
same thing occurred whom she WIS IN Chicago
hut truo critic never notlccs littlo thing like
TINT.
Az anything III relation to ncrnhartt Is o1
| intorost Just now, we copy from our estcoinot
contemporary In stockholm, tho following spinj
ltcm: "Sarah ucrnhardt var nyljgen MIRA att blIf.
! va offer TOR en- olyckshAndsIso. Dnhon pa Globe
| tentcrn | uoatun upptsadd0 saqoM Qaiait!e och
dDdssceueu lag tilbakaiutad pa en- aos1a, n'tsskt<
hon plotsigt ats IN ator acl, tung ka',.ln, som
stod bredsfd. bSrjadc yapkla. Hon hadc sin
| nesuHrvaro nog nit spstugA upp fran ain plata
och atrax dernftor foil kamnon ksossanda sotra,l
/ slit fall akadcspolot forssattos duck utau
afbrott."
A poem commencing as follows has been
rccelvcds
ri l.ts Sess,ss;i. saat'as; i.sn: sSofs s 'A' "''
SifT sS ass*ssse RAJ u: :'Fs '''''
wss!a q: q: ~ ~ i,Ao ,a,ss,
rssia rsSSa'as: xiss; II Il ~ sour oys.
Under ordinary csull,natances 1t would civ,
w great pleasure 10 comply With tho RuthorI
request and allow our eyes to be used Al lolt3
Ing. glass, but ut prtscnt II Ia hatl enough W4Fi
10 keep war,n down lhero, without go[u8'tn th'
mountain. tops. Try the New York 6kast 4h'
editor Of that papor Ia \ poet hlnsotf9 Aha ma
take tho trip. j, :t..sein J.
The village at Iloxbury, N.Y.,, y greasl!
exerulsed over q scaudnl 1ddt brought to light Il
which figure woll.knowa'mlnEster aud tho wifi
OF one OF the uFsts citizens ut tha pIaee. Th
ROY. .. C.. alillenHpaslos oe tho aoxoury Ae
formed GAuroht u . yquus naa and unmarried
Ito maIos bis homo tu tha family Vt pavl
Williams, 4 haslwaro m0rchant, whose wife
young and handsome. a week ago u story wa
currput ln tho village connecting tue namo Q
tho preacher with that Ut hls hoateas In an ua
pleaaAnt nxuucF, Fuw citizens wosc willing |
credit tho ttt1eotlons upon tho clcFgyn,an, an
consequently 1t WAS decided surprise when III
pastor al u revival aorslpe Oh Friday night COL
fessed tho truth Ut the atory thut had baon cit
culated, und tAteEpose4 dofense Ut biz aatlor
THAT nh II ar uttulIy fu1t,wA. vt,,ln