The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1881-09-17

H"tr work u Iwspg laid out Tor one nj
the town officers IT Alexandra. SAYS III,
Ma" Crhai E,pros:
a census is sing taken If the dogs 1,
Alexandria.
The census compiler will need all hi,
scnscs Ia Keep track If the four.iaotcs
animals ifilmy nc anything like m nu
'nerous as those IN Nrtchitoches. lie vii,
have I" watch the tail disappearing bc
hind one corner ~ make SUR that Il doe,
not belong IL the worthless cur appearing
0ehiSd him. Happy task for thu dog -,lays
This encouraging itsn Is from the Mon.
rue I'si'eiis:
Two or three more weeks Of dry weathe,
VIII enable mOst planters to vet In al 81
the cotton they have raised.
Aud We opine that two or three more
weeks of through, will leave but little cot.
ton ia ''sct In" The most Of II Is In q
,li'api,laied state II ,lrynes which ha'
produced anything hut favorable results.
Its gathering is hack-braking labor OH
account Of its s,nutrl growth.
The Richmond tEy.) Herald has this to
say:
The editors all over the States are com.
planning of trou,l,. This il auite sudden
aud unacconntablc. Will the hest in.
formed man point US toa time when cdi.
tors were not dry:
The above is 10 very Suggestive that We
cannot refrain from giving 1t y place in
this column. Within the memory Of the
"oIdest inhabitant" IN editor il . Ia.
mentally dry creature. 80 acute has
lgen this misery, no doubt aided au, nc.
cn'n"latsd by The atmospheric pressure,
10 the members 81 the Louisiana fraternity
that they met last week far the express
purpose Of shaking their thirst. Baton
Rouge Icing somewhat minus Of Natures
crystal nectar. the assembled intellect Of
the State spared the people Of that city
the further depletion Of their exhausted
water supply by "guzzling" champagne.
beer, Ac., whose combined effects turned
them inioa mutual admiration society.
Tie Louisiana Press Association! Just
so!
Here is something from tho columns Of
the llOuna Co1rier:
Will the coming man steali-N. q. p.
Yes, II he gets here in time 10 find any.
thing that the ''pres, MT man" hasn't AZ.
ready gobble.l.
We request the Guardian not 10 yol,b,.,
unless they let ns know who they Eobblc
from.
We have no means Ut knowing anything
about the "coming man. but some Of the
editors Of TIPS State hav. become 80 pov.
crty stricken-in IDEAS or else 10 thor.
"aghly demoralizel by thu caloric TEN
peratur, that they 6lch from their more
industrious conirers and then arc 81
much exhausted with the physical cxer.
ton that they forget to credit the ideas
I" their propir source. lis Il "gobbliny'
affair.
The MarLsville Rtriew grows faction.
Ia this wise:
The track Of bear has been seen on
Cane river, says the visdicator, by a gen.
tlrmnn who will Deblienx you NJ II Won
doubt II. The CiRdica!or IL in for strikiny
tlic trail on fresh scent. The fresh sceni
SNOW the subject Of interest, Pc \
You have struck the idea exactly. II
l'eolie"r don't louhlc-you up, il sou doub,
his vcrncity, then he has six foot two
friend close ut hand who has striking
way about him that ia perfectly irresisti'
bic. s."- llgl6 ssE
The trail has not yet been found al.
though parties ART ''ltrsh sent daily IA
follow it np. We will let you know when
found. Every Que would like fresh sen,
rain just now, for thu earth is getting de.
cide,lly bare. ig
We the People, has made an i,mlor,an
discovery recently. 1t says:
The discovery of 10 many cazy people n,
Washington has led IL an investigation.
ana laxii'ess Is declared to le Que great
cause Of insanity. This cannot he true, Of
there w"uidOe more crazy people in New
Very likely, and the disease would pre-
vail to Nh alarming extent in some Of the
country parishes. We much leur tl,at y
large proportion Of the corn and cotton
growers would he numbered among the
unfortunates, while country towns would
have to h walled in when they would he.
come self.constitutcd insane asylums. Il
laxiaessis = prerequisite, count in Natchi'
'oeAcs, minns . few business men and thu
Directors and stockholders u the Railroad
Company. z ~
The Ninden Demers', ''slings = brick
IN this direction, III this wise: # Ii,
We are NO ''local optionist," bat We new
er pern'it to pass our lips drop Of cider
beer, wine, gin, RUM, whiskey, brandy
schnspps, bittem, tolu rvek and rye. -
any other II the thousand aud Que dvc0,,.
tiOns used to steal q mans ),rains. nnifhe1