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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-07-14
THE OFFICE OF NONRESIDENT.

The Office of Vice as it
now exists, is not what it should be.
The Vice-President is little more
than a fgure-head, his only duty
being to preside over the Senate
while in session, without vote ex-
cept in case of tie. He has no
right to go upon the floor of the
Senate and discuss public questions,
but must sit still and say nothing g,
unless the Senators should be equal
ly divided upon some question
There is a growing belief in the
minds of the people that he should
be clothed with add tional powers
and privileges, such as would bring
him into closer relations with the
government, over which he may, in
a certain contingency, be called upon
to preside. The New York Tribune
makes some practical suggestions on
tn subject in recent editorial,
from which we make the following
extract:
The occupant of the Vice Presi~
dency, if he be a man of force of
character and sensitive nature, feels
keenly the limitations and suspicious
which attach to it. He is looked
upon as the possible beneficiary of
a calamitous contingency. The
chance of an event happening which
all men would regard as unfol tunate
il the only thing which gives him
Importance in the public eye. He is
waiting for an Office which the people
never designed should come to him,
and which, if he be right~minded
man, be earnestly hopes he may not
be called upon to fill. Meanwhile he
chafes under the circumstances
in which he lis placed. The
petty round q routine da-
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Its Relief ana Cure a. Certain as nay
Follows Day.

Since the reduction DR. mans terms
in usands are crowding upon him tor trea N Lit.
gladly thru ~ng away their Clipping Irkso t, dis
Spiritiig, and life-k hing tflsseo. His treat
menr for this AFT cti max The atiei cnmi0r
able and safe IN the performance of livery kind OF
Exercise or labor. /, is grand thing aid those
affiictfO al d the Use at IusseS all tn gh life
Thousand OF these cured give the most ffaltt ring
testimonials Of gratitude to DR.. SHERMAN. he Is
the auth and tnvento of his popular sy TEN :;
he fmparts his secret to no one Ii is applicable TO
al classes and cases, and. under his reduced rate
within the reach Of almost ev, ~ one.
Parties receive trta ment and leave for
home same day. ir SHEi MANS Book on Rup-
ture gives nvincirS proofs FRI m Professional
l. is Il ust ated wi h photograph pictures bad
cas- before cure. and is sen to those who sell
10 cents. Principal office Pol Broadway, n. I
Branch Office 43 Milk street. BO ton. Days In New
YOrk-Monday Tuesday Saturday. In Bosom
Wednesd y Thursday and Fl day.
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Iron Roofing and we.th,rbo.rdin..

Ambrose Il Co., Knoxville, Tennessee,
have the general agency for East Tennessee
for Iron Roofing and Misunderstanding, and
are prepared to build fre-proof houses
cheaper than it can be done with tin, with
material far superior to tin. Specimen Of
wsrk can b seen in Knoxville. Hi2edtf
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etates or Canada.
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No Hospital Needed.

No palatial hospital needed for Hop Bit
ters patients, nor large salaried talented
buffers to tell what Hop Bitters will do or
cure. as they tell their own story by their
certain and absolute cures at home. New
York independent.
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1881.
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ILLUSTRATED.

This popular periodical i pre-eminens,y Jour
nal for the household.
. Every number furnishes the latest Information
In regard to Fashions In dress and ornament. the
newest and must approved patterns, With des-
cripti. articles derived from authentic and ofsi
nal sources: while it, Stories, Poems. Essays on
socia and Domestic Topics, give variety e Its col
umns.
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NAAT TKNNFSSEE DYE HOUSE,
II T. ID. LIE " Is, Proprietor.
Win 10 any kind of securing or dying. In the
best OF style, and guarantee satisfaction, Gay
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National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-11-10
FoRTIFIoATIoNs OF sTRAsBouRG,
How Louis XIV. Entertained n German
Spy.

A Paris correspondent of the Philadel-
phia Press says: "The lines of works which en-
circle the Alsatian capital were always noted for
their strength, but they were nothing as compared
TO what they will be when the Germans have fin
ished the Qualifications now almost completed.
King Louis XIV. took great interest in these
works, which advanced rapidly In strength, To
the great disgust of the Germans, who were watch
ing everything One day the Governor of the city
learned that German engineer had entered
Strasbourg disguised as merchant, with the inen-
ton of examining the new Notifications. The Mar
qus at once sent for the engineer and addressed
him by his real name. The spy was naturally
startled, but Chamilly, taking him by the hand,
led him into an adjoining room, where several
French officers were seated at table. "Gentle-
men," said the Governor, 81 bring you another
guest who has done us the honor to pay us a visit
The confusion of the engineer was profound, but
what was his establishment when at the end OF the
meal the Marquis, sending for the plans, explained
10 him In detail all the new works. The spy was
now certain that he was fated TO be shot But
Chamilly did not stop here, Sending for horses,
he conducted his guest over the works. entering
into minute explanations as to the advantages of
each one of them. On their way back the German
commended his soul to God, for he thought his
time had now come beyond all manner of doubt.
post chaise was standing at the door. Bowling
gracefully to the engineer, the Governor said:
"Sir tell your imperial master what you have
seen, and assure him that strasbourg is too well
fortified, that with all the forces of the empire he
would not be able to make himself master OF It. or
to detach 1t from the territory of France"
Two centuries have passed since that speech was
made. Five times have the Germans invaded the
Asatian province The prediction of tho Marquis
Of Chamilly remained true until eleven years ago
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-11-10
FEMININE NOTES.

A thousand servant girls are called for at Win
nipeg, Manitoba.
Mrs. Helen NJ. Cougar has started woman's
suffrage and prohibition paper at Lafayette, Ind.
81 love men," said Queen Christine of Sweden
"not because they are men, but because they are
not women"
New Orleans has six women to every FIVE men.
This Is said to be a greater excess than In any
other city in the Union.
A Paris surgeon received 5000 for removing a
wart from the nose of q woman who wasn't very
good-looking at best.
The London World fears that the higher edu-
cation for women" will result in overworked girl
graduates who will turn for soace to the cigar and
cigarette.
A London Journal thinks that when women
begin to work they will smoke also, and that
doubtless there will come day when Worth will
always add to his dresses little tobacco pouch or
cigarette pocket
According to law there Is no such person as Mrs
John Smith. There may be a Sarah, wife Of John,
and the post office recognizes Mrs, Sarah Smith.
But under no circumstances has Mrs. John legal
existence.
Dean Stanley used to say that until his marriage
he had never really lived Lady Augusta. his
wife, waSa very plain old maid when he married
her, but she was good, cultivated, and pleasant
| Mrs. Rhoda Hutchinson Gray, elder sister of the
| famous Hutchinson brother, died in Milford, N.
H., September IS. OF the once numerous and
famous Hutchinson family Of singers, sixteen in
ALL but four are living-Joshua, John, Asa, and
| Abby.
Kate Bohrer, Rochester miss aged is, threw a
quantity of white pepper into the eyes Of ayoung
man in that city Monday saying as she did IL .
"There, take that; IL you will not marry me, you
shall not marry any other girl" The attack was
uncalled for
A white girl was once captured by the Indians,
and she became the squaw of brave. Aiterward
she refused to leave them, although by so doing
she might have become rich. She said, "White
people may become Indians, but Indians can
never become white people"
woman convert from Catholicism to the Meth
odst Church in New York has separated from her
husband, who Is still Catholic, and desires the
custody of the children alleging that his refusal
to adopt Methodist doctrines Is evidence Of his
| being possessed Of the devil.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-11-10

Asevere repartee is recorded of Foote,
the comedian, who in. travelling the west of Eng
land. dned one day at an inn. When the cloth
was removed the landlord asked him how he liked
his fare.
~ have dined as we'll as any man in England.
Except the mayor" cried the landlord.
at do not except anybody, whatever" said he.
"But you must" bawled the host.
III won'tr
"You mustw
At length the strife ended by the landlord (Sho
was petty magistrate) taking Foote before the
mayor, who observed 1t had been customary IN
that town for great number of years always tc
except the mayor" and accordingly fined him d
shilling for not conforming to the ancient custom
Upon this decision Foote paid the shilling, at the
same time observing that he thought the landlord
the greatest fool in Christendom-except the
MAYOR
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-11-10
The President to
His Mother.

WASHINGTON, ID. O.,
August IL, 1881.
DEAR MOTHER: Don't be dis
5urbed by conflicting reports about
my condition. It Is true ! am still
weak and on my back, but aim
gaining every day, and need only
time and patience to bring me
through.
Give my love 20 all the relatives
and friends, and especially to Sis
ters Hetty and Mary. Your loving
son, JAMES A. GARFIELD.
Mrs. Eliza Garfield, Hiram, Ohio.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-11-10

Its SPECIAL CORRESPONDENCE from all of the
will interesting
EIGN DOMESTIC, NEWS manage to
maintain the high standard already achieved
time time suggested
ments of a irst-class newspaper.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-11-10
STONE THE WOMAN.

Yes, stone the womRn-let the man go freel
Draw back your skirts lest they, perchance.
May touch her garments ~ she passes;
But to him put forth n willing hand
To clasp with his that led her to destruction
And disgrace. Shut up from her the sacred
Ways OF toll, that she may no more win an
Honest Meal, but ope 10 him all honorable
Paths where he may win distinction.
Give him fair pressed-down measures
or life's sweetest Joys. Pass her
Oh, maiden, with pure. proud iace,
II she puts out poor, polluted palm;
But lay thy hand In his on bridal day,
And swear to cling 10 him
with wliey love and tender reverencej
Trust him who led a sister woman
To fearful fate.
Yes stone the n-let the man go freej
Lot one soul suffer for the guilt two.
Is the doctrine OF hurried world,
Too out Of breath for holding balances
Where nice distinctions and nlustices
Are calmly weighed. But ah how will II be
on that strange day OF final fire and name,
When men shall stand before the one
True Judge9 Shall sex make then
A difference In sin7 Shall He,
The searcher OF the hidden heart,
In His eternal and divine decree,
Condemn the woman and forgive the manH
Tho alpha.
Go NORTH, young man, go North and freeze III
with the cnilnuy-but don't forget 10 take bottl
N DE-. Bul = COpgli syrup along.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-11-10

"The fact that was in the immediate
neighborhood OF severe kicking eonyinces me
that the President is a Stalwart Nothing but my
argumentatlye ability saved me. Little children.
when you grow up to be Pennsylvania male re-
formers and female ROSTERS, you should never be
caught In the same bed room with Stalwart adj
ministratlon There is no telling what may hap
pen. Thanking YOU for your kind attention, Twin
~"v hid van good avening.-AHdnta Consultation.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-11-10
Educational.
FRIENDS' SEMINARY

street, between 18th aud 10Th n. W.
Its Location, Rooms and Appointments good
as the best. The course of study embraces the
Elementary branches, Mathematics and Clas.
sizes These taught according to the latest
idea OF the profession, Classes small, so that each
pupil receives individual attention. No high press
ire destructive to the nervous system. The love
OF knowledge is the true stimulus. PATRONS AT
No EXPENSE FOR BOOKS. Open TO both sexes.
ses53n Us. WILSON, PRINCIPAL,
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-11-10
Hendricks "Reminiscences of the senate.
| TLn Ereninn CnLl.iel OF Madisnn Ind

The Erening Courier OF Madison, Ind,
contains a retrospect Of Ex-Governor Thomas A.
Hendricks on his senatorial career. The ex-Sen-
ator regards Reverdy Johnson as the ablest lawyer
in the Senate during his term. Charles Sumner
succeeded In having more of his views embodied
III the laws Of the country than any other man.
McDougal, of California, excelled In all speeches
made on the spur Of the moment Henry 8. Lane,
OF Indiana, had few superiors as an orator. Gov
efnor Grimes, of Iowa, was as pure man
as ever entered public life Collamer, Of
Virginia, was remarkable for ingenuity
in debate. Anthony never gave ofIense, and
was highly successful. Duckalew, of Pennsyl-
vania, was debater Of rare force. and produced
during the stress of his senatorial duties the ablest
book that has been written on minority represen-
tation. Cowan, Of the same State, always came
into discussion at the height of the controversy,
and was able TO maintain himself against great
odds Garrett Davis was the most fearless debater
he ever saw, but not always consderate. Doolitte,
of Wisconsin, was the finest orator fessenden, OF
Maine, was the ablest Senator his State has pro-
duced he never left point unanswered,
and was the readlest man in the body.
John T.. Hale was brilliant, but not sudious, and
repeated himself John Sherman was always pre-
pared for action. Trumbull was eminent as a
lawyer and debater Governor Morton was an
able leader, but extreme in his expressions
strength and earnestncss were his peculiarities.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-11-10
LORD LoRNE,S FAREWELL.
Canada and the Mother Country-why
lnc Goes 10 England.

Following is the text of Lord Lorne's
address at Quebec upon cmbarking for England:
MRssrEuRs: thank you with all my heart for
coming to wish me bon voyage. Although anxious
after u long separation TO see my friends leave
Canada, though It be only for a short time, with
regret. II Is you who have made my stay here
happy. 1t Is you who through your love for con-
stltutiona government make the of n
stitutional governor success. III another aspect
you all look with favor on the head of your gov
eminent. lie is by necessity the sign and proof
of that moral and material support which the
greatest OF the European countries promises to
you. Ills stay among you depends on his carry
ing out the form of government you have taken
from the British constitution, from the mother of
freedom among the nations. 1t depends also on
your estimation of the value Of union which
makes your national life respected by your neigh.
bors Tho national life Will now be confined to
no narrow geographical bounds The distant
rivers and noble countries first explored by your po-
neers await you. No one thathas that great
and fertile portion OF this continent can, with good
conscience speak any words but those of praise of Its
SOIL of Its climate aud Its facilities for c0mmunca-
ton Let the Of each OF Canadas old provinces
Join with the Old World emigrant In going forth TO
possess IL. Its treasures are now becoming known.
All take deep interest In 1t, and more than
our Queen, to whom bear your address, You have
spoken too generously of my term of oiice. l have
felt my position to be satisfying the highest amb.
tlon for II illustrates our union under the Queen.
Nothing but necessity, arising from private misfor-
tunes, shall make me give TO another the charge
which is so dear to me, for Canada has honorei me
by pronounclng that have not debased II. No pub
lie misfortune can make renqulSh It, for cat
astrophe Is possible to responsible among
you. Soon hope to be again with YOU. When re-
tire your interests will be Ms much mine rs before.
shall then know also that l shall be succeeded by
other devoted friend to this country anxious to
extend your fame, defend your cause, and employ for
your benefit the whole power OF the grandest empire
| on the earth. My love for the Dominion is fully
shared by the Princess whose behalf beg to thank
you for your kind expressions. She will know also
share my contempt for the awkward attempt made
! by some whose must remain doubtful, to turn
| yncIbc LOYALTY
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-11-10

Go NORTH young man, go North and freeze up
with the rnunry-but don't forget 10 take Doltle
Oi DE-, Bul = COpgN syrup along.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-11-10
I EssoNs IN ELocuTIoN BY
EDWARD c. TOWNSEND.

AT No. lii3 NINTH ST. N, W.
Mr.. Townsend can be engaged for Readings alta
moderate charge. d2ltf
CtPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.-PROF IL.
= LARROQUE, a. NJ. graduate Of Sarhonne Parsi
teaches Mathematics, NaturaFSciences Modern and
Classical Languages. French and Spanish specially
Translations done. 0l5 q street northwest no3-lms
S,PENCERIAN BUSIHH 5S COLLEGE, CORNER
- Ninth and ID streets northwest, occupies us new
and attractive hall in the handsome edhce known
throughout the United States rs LINCOLN HALL
BUILDING. Day and Evening Sessions for Ladies'
aud Gentlemen. Sons aud daughters educated for
real life Students received throughout the year A
dents on Elements of Success by James A. Gar
field also full Information concerning the College
will be sent free upon application by mall may be
obtained NJ the College Office, HENRY q. SPENCER,
Principal. MRS. SARA A, SPENCER, Vice. Prin'
clpa oc3
TDHE SCHOOL OF AIUSIC.-ESTA BLISHED 1917
j 70l Eighth street northwest,
Plano, Organ, Voice, Violin, &c Church organ for
practice. au3l-n
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1881-03-18
EASTWARD.

q, 3. 5. z. T. STEAMER IeaVeS CInclnnatl
daily
Z. f., l.. B S. R r. TRAINS run daily
No. MAIL-Runs daily except Saturday from
Huntington to Richmond; daily, Huntington t.
WiamSon's
No EXPREsS-Runs daily from Huntington to
NJ 6 ACCOMMODATION leaves Gordonsville
daily except Sunday. at 500 A. NJ, and arrives a.
Richmond at 9 90 A. M. igf
No. y MIXED leaves staunton daily, except
sunday, at 535 A. M and arrives at Richmond at
90 p. m,
No rs NIXED-Leaves Huntington daily except
sunday at 23O p. m, and arrives CanneltOn 9.45p
m.
For Rares, Tickets. Baggage, Checks, apply t.,
any office OF the G. &. 0 R'y; or Depot OF Ticket
Office of any connecting line.
j. H. WOODWARD,
Ticket Agent. Staunton Va
CONWAY R. HOWARD, G.. P. g. T.Agt
W. M. S. DUNN, Engineer q Supt.,
mar11
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-04-30
ST. MARY'S ACADEMY
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH,

THE ACADEMY Is UNDER THE CHARGE
j OF the Sisters Of The Holy Cross. II 10
situated In q secluded. healthy location. Am.
pie grounds are attached for exercise.
Tbs building ia spacious aud provided with
modern I'm. reyen.eLtA. II affords ample 90
commodation for . large number Of boasden.
besides the day school.
The Musical and Art Departments are con-
dncted on the plan Of the BEST Conseryatoriss
and Art Schools In Europe.
The Course of Study comprises all the
branches OF q thorough, solid and polite edact
ton: and 10 such ~ to render the pGpils intel.
heent. useful n accomplished nenbsr Of
society.
While ST. dsry's possesses all the advantages
Of . hrst-class educational institution, The
charges are moderate.
French and German being included IN the
English course, form no extra charge.
Pupils OF all denominations received, and 10
Interference with their religious belief. No
apseisl uniform required.
Attached to the Academy Is . separate build
Ing for little boys. bosrdsrs and day pupit-
They receive the care and teaching which their
tender age and the confding trust Of their
parents Expect.
For circulars. etc.. address Sister Superior
~ above.