Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-08-26
Detroit Currency.

Detroit Currency.
Have you noticed what awful wealth
or has prevailed since the revi-e,i e'ii-
ton appeared:
WHAT il mythology = asks John
Fishe in the atlantic. We give Il up.
What is ycur thology?
\ Paris physician was given >'.0OO
to remove i. wart from womans nose,
and she Was only tolerably goo"-'ot King
at that.
Mrs. Sophia Soper is my E"ifess
wGs Ill the will left by NV Orleans
wemsn. yet the lawyers couldn't
break it.
Hon. David Davis delivered an adj
dress at Bloomington, ILL.,. July b.
No platform wss erected, Tie ground
being considered safer.
1t takes $40 full blown roses IL make
a tablespoonful of perfume, While ton
cents worth OF cooked onious viii scent
whole neighborhood.
Missions voice is all right, Delaware
peaches are all right. Nenuor HIS missed
1t asiin, and there's no REASON why we
shouldn't all be happy.
Anything historical here ?" he said
at Mount Desert to native. Wal,
yes. Was the reply, THAT there COW
used to belong 10 Ban Butler"
4 war between France ,.ud italy
wouldn't be bad thing. That Is 1t
wouldn't increase the number of organ
grinders in this country H. ANY ex
tent.
There is always 40 Ass i'll every
legislature" remarks an Albany paper.
An ass? Well, that's letting the forty
or fifty other fellows down mighty
easy.
The best that Can be said Of the SEN
ate Is that it seemed now ana then TO be
s0meS hat ashamed Of Itself, while the
people were aahamed of IL ALI the
time.
Emerson told an enthuastlc Millerite
who WAS once predicting the epp,uach
ing eud of the world not 10 iret - as
We could get along just rs we'll with
out it,"
Within the next twenty-five years the
doctors will he able to see through Il
patient by means Of some powerful
light. Then look out for Jour guilty
consciences.
Only sixty-six failures were reported
last week. not including the failure OF
the New York and New Hampshire
Legislatures to elect Senators. Low.
ell Courier.
Poor Le Duel Now tina. his head is
otf'let US remember tina. he WIS the
man who spent three years in trying tc
give this country strawberry which
shoald work on hinges.
Tho New York Herald advises al
brunettes 10 wear butter There
are some seven or eight kinds of butter
each with its own color, and lhe Her.
ald should be more explicit.
A Cleveland horse was cnred of 6
lameness of long standing Us SOON as d
surgeon had cut Il silver quarter out o.
his shoulder. It's only cheap horses
who lug quarters around that way.
Miss Lilliwhite, who is about to
marry. remarked on Memorial Day that
she could sympathize with the bave
boys III blue, having lost her hani in
an eugsgement.-lB Boston Transcript.
This has been bad spring for prison
wArlens. No less than eight La d had
~ tender their designations or uke the
bounce, anu three or four State Cover
nors stand none too well il public
estimation.
| A anrrocnnn1nnf -ifou % La Nam
Haven Lteqister that q bag containing
cloves, cinnamon, red pepper, aiispice.
bay berry and black pepper, suspended
over the stomach, is sur3 cure for
malarial chills.
| The Brooklyn School Bosrd is mis-
managed that of Chicsgo is "cor-
rupt;' Cincinnati complains Of u " ring
st. Louis suspects hers If insanity;
Buffalo would trade hers eft for last
years caDbages.
They have venerable gateman over
ut the Medina depot who, instead of the
usual Show yer tickets ?" accosts you
with "Whsr to. strangsr?" IL sounds
u little uncouth ut first, but you get
used to it PhiladelIhia Bailetin.
The art of photography has attained
such proportions IN Australia that a
picture i've by three feet has been
printed from single negative. 1t will
soon be possible to take all of Star
Route Brady's cheek at one sitting.
DIR. Hodges, of St Louis. lately took
u pound OF adipOse tissue from the neck
Of u weli-known real-estate agent OF
that city, Exchange. That's nothing,
Chicago real estate agents are obliged
to have their cheeks pared three times
u week to prevent them growing Ovel
their eyes.
A Chicago artist who, it is said, Car
earn $40 900 year, has been AL habit
ual drunkard tor five or Six years. His
wife has sued saloOn-keeper for S25,
900 damages on the ground that II II
tue to his influence that her husband
squanders his money and Leglects hi
work. He should have stuck to tn,
water coloIs she thinks, and Lot have
=. tinted his countenance as he has done
Miss Elting, of Port Jervis, New
York. on Thursday heard the dog bark
ing outside, and discovered u man OF
the roof. She ordered him down. ant
when he came Sue coilared him. IL
struggled desperately, trying to throw
her Into tho river. She finally got hin
down, and placing her knees ON hin
, held nim until help arrived. If th
burglar should only marry her and TAX
, her into partnership what business the.
would do.
Quick WoRK.-A rapid piece OF Wort
was done lately at Bucyrus, o, in re
placing with an iron bridge an oil
wooden one. A acatioldipg WAS frs
erected next the old bridge. and tn
new structure put together on it. Thel
all being in readiness AMI everything
. in place, the old bridge was removed
and the new placed in position. Thi
was accomplished in two hours end tit
> teen minutes. At 10 80 the last trail
3 crossed the old bridge. which the work
5 men Immediately commenced to re