Daily Republican., 1881-06-27
RREVITIES,

Sun rises at 4.25.. Sun sets 7.S9.
Devil'd clans at F'ullmer'S.
Fullmers celebrated clam soup.
Fullmer'3 ) celebrated clam croquets.
, Ice cold salt oysters at Fullmers.
Folding chairs and hammOcks fer 90cts.
Best family coal at 622 w. Front street.
| Parker. cupping and leeching lOS E. I'd St
Wanted-A few of tho nails used for nail
| ing lies.
When u detective spots a man he doesn't
| tattoo him.
The man of the pigtail is generally an air,
| tight fellow.
Can a dog which is lying on II rug, be said
| to be dog-mat-ic.
A concession may be made with honor bu,
never Of honor.
| DIR. Todd can be consulted on Tuesday ol
Friday at SO2 Market.
Untauned leather shoes are much worn il
the house by young children.
To he short in his accounts is, in u cashier
a crime : in a reporter 1t is virtue.
More puffy than anything seen for years,
are the backs of some new skirts.
Can q young lady who is cverAstingly knit
ting her eyebrows be called industrious.
The Boston Transcript discovers that the
man who is all heart is usually on the beat.
Awnings OF superior quality, at the lowest
market rates, at John Willie's, 4O4 Market st.
A Newfoundland dog at Norwich pulls boys
ouL of the water when they 60 in swimming.
Families can be supplied with the best
-four at Townsend's, 9TH and Tatnall streets.
Ice cream, girl and hot weather,
Go pretty much together.
4
Daily Battle-Ground. We suppose 1t is a
domestic issue.
An irritable old woman will not put up
with much chatting, but she will stand any
amount of teas.
In Talbotton, Ga, a turtles head that had
been cut of several days bit ducks neck
and killed the fowl.
Wagner, being the musician of the fu-
ture, we insist that he has no right to tor
ture US of the present.
Clarence Cook asks what shall we do
with our waIis?" If they are catetwauls,
throw bootacks at them.
This is an age Of enterprise, as the laborer
when he inserted his crOwbar under
the edge Of II tag-stOne.
Z. A. Humphrey, the halter, 2lo Market
street, has grand display of straw hats, the
largest stock by far in the city of Wilmington.
Every navigator is expected to keep a log
but in nOatiny, instances, on the river, the
log is something the pilot wants to Keep away
from.
Says n fashion paper: "Crinolineis coming |
back, depend on 1t. We hope not we object
to depending on crinotne. We do not want
to hang on to anyOne's skirts.
Before buying parlOr and chamber furni |
ture, call at ". W. WOOGward's, 9th and |
Tatnall streets, and see his goods and learn |
his prices before purchasing.
A Catskill hotel man advertses "My, |
height Is 5000 feet above the Atlantic"
What long legs he must have! We suppose
he washes his feet in the ocean while he laves
his brow in the mountain dew.
She was young widow, and cried
A lot from her husband who died,
But out on the street
She heard she looked sweet
In black and her tears were soon dried.
Wanted-a tailor to make fashionable |
coat for a prize potato.-[Phila. Sun. A potato
lOesn t want coat, although it wears the
next thing to it. The Irish generally bile
EN- with their jackets on.'--Norristown
Herald.
An epitaph
beneath this stone, a lump Of clay,
Lies Arabella Young,
VINO on the 24th of May
Began to hold her tongue"
Mother" said a fair-haired urchin, II
don't want to go to Sunday School i want |
to go tishin'." but the fish won't bite on
Sunday, my son. They're good and go to
anyway maybe there's some ats like me-"