The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-06-28

WEEKLY BAZ00:
sEDALlA. No..
~ TUESDAY, JUNE q, 1854.
Tomcrrow the Talbot boys vil
leap into eternity.
The cool weather predicted By oil
probs I'D get here.
Six heer saloons and . brevery ~
in full blast 1t Fl. Scott, Kansas.
EEkE1.
This week is the fourth Of the Al
bany convention, and nobody i elect
ID senator yet.
Mrs. Garfield . improving rapidly'
She l. able to take short walks and
drives on the beach ats Long Branch
The Irish census gives the "gsm O
the sea" . population Of $3.50, $40.
decrease Of . quarter Of . million ID
eleven ysan.
In Germany there is million sur
plus Of womsu-the result Of . whole
sale emigration Of men to escape mil
it.ry service.
The Missouri Pacific and the Wabasl
arc endeavorine to get lease Of tbs
St Louis bridge that will be pre-
petual. Wouldn't it be Q "fat take
for these corporations
Some of our contemporaries seem
to have forgotten or else entirely ig
more Malone. They have not fired
shot ut him for the past week. WHAT
the matter with you fellows?
Conkling and Plat were At ths
Stalwart conference in Albany yester
day, ConkliDg made . speech bu'
"me too" Plat crept into corner and
kept mum. Me Lud Roscoe did no,
want him to speak and he didn't.
"
The New York Tribune thinks thl
remarkable influx of foreigner to thu
country just now ID little moro thar
W can stand. 1t says We can health
fully digest from ona to two hundred
thousand annually, but half million
Is likely TO produce dyspepsia.
1t is said that when Roscoe Conklinl
was . boy he tried to play . trick BY
placing burr under . horses ta,l
He recently tried the same prank and
had just got the burr handsomely 10
Gated when the congressional ANNA
kicked. Roscoe should learn that Il
u better to let burns and tails alone
The treasury investigating commit
tee at Washington have struck . ricl
lead. Now the men who put then
to work want them to stop
Theyhavs discovered too much for ths
peace of mind of certain Washingtou
officials. and they seem to b afraid i
they follow the present lead up, they
msy discover more crookednes.
The wiping out of hell a. accom-
plished BY the revisors of tho Bible
now leaves Satan free to devote . fair
proportion of bis time to promoting
harmony in the republican ranks.
Bot it will tax, even the fertile
Of MsphistopheIes himself.
10 promote such . desirable finale to
the Conkling and bribery busines.
The st. Louis daiiies seem to b
united on one point that of firing
verbal shells At the Post Dispatch.
And the editor of the P-D, has Ill
be can do to answer 'em without writ
ing any other editorials. Its too bad,
Pulitzer. but We can't help you. You
arc welcome to clip bodily from the
BAzoo if you viii only give rs credit.
How thoughtful in Carl Schurs to
send Chipetta . silk unbrslla-bles
As near-sighted soal-ve never for .
moment thought he would suffer his
copper-colored bunch of unexpected
ness to make the trip to Grand river
without suitable protection from the
blist9ing nays Of . Colorado Sun.
There's something humid BAbout Carl
Il he Il an editor.
Chicksring made q good Suggestion
in The Albany convention yesterday.
He proposed that they Be locked up
ind live on bread and water until two
senators were elected. The