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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

Moody has found girl in Chicago who
had never heard the name of Christ except
in profanity, and never had an idea who he
was. She said she asked an express driver
once who Christ was, and he said he believed
he used to drive team for Potter Palmer.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

Millions of Bottles of DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds, have been given away as Trial Bottles
of the large size. This enormous outlay
would be disastrous to the proprietors, were
it not for the rare merits possessed by this
wonderful medicine. Call at Duncombe,
Stearns q Co.'s Drug Store, and get Trial
Bottle free, and try for yourself. 1t never
fails to cure.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
Horse and cattle Doctoring,

Having had continuous practice for the past
twenty five years III treating horses and cattle
for all diseases they are heir to- 1 hold myself
ready at all times. day or night, to perform all
Surgical operations, and to treat both horses
and cattle in the most approved and successful
manner.
For references, refer to all those that have
employed me for the past twenty-five years
here in this county. Calls in the country by
mail or telegraph promptly attended to. Char
ges reasonable. Address,
DR.. GILLIS BRADLEY, VS..
1921 Paw Paw, MICH.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
A HEAVY SWELL.

Jacob II. Boomer. of virgille, N. Y, writes:
"Your Thomas Eclectric Oil cured badly
swelled neck and sore throat on my son in
forty-eght hours one application also re-
moved the pain from a very sore toe; my
wife's foot was also much infamed-so much
so that she could not walk about the house !;
she applied the Oil, and in twenty-four hours
was entirely cured"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
TROTTING AT THE COUNTY FAIR.

Since the premium lists were printed, the
society has determined to offer the sum of
one thousand dollars in premiums for trot-
ting, and the following will therefore take
the place of the trotting premiums offered
on page 49,
made the season in Van Buren, County:
PrrRsp S1OO
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
BALM IN GILEAD.

There is balm In G Head to heal each gaping
wound;
In Thomas Electric OIL, the remedy is found,
For internal and for outward use, you freely
may apply it.;
For al pain and Inflammation, you should not
fail to try il,
It onlv costs . tri1e, tits worth its weight in
golc,
And by every dealer in the land this remedy is
aold
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
THE GREATEST MEDICAL DISCOVERY
OF THE AGE
ITCHING PILES-sYMPTOMs AND CURE.
The sYmptoma are moisture like parspira-

The symptoms are moisture. like perspirs-
ton, intense itching, increased by scratching,
very distressing particularly at night, as If pin
the private parts are sometimes affected; il
allowed to continue very serious results may
follow. DIR. SwAYNss ALL-HEALrNa ONT
MENr' is q pleasant sure cure. Also letter,
Itch, Salt Rheum, Scsld Head, Erysipelas, Bar
bers' Itch, Blotches, all Scaly, Crusty, Cutane-
Gus Eruptlons. Price 30 cts. 3boxes for $125.
Sent by mail to any address on receipt OF price
in currency, or three cent postage stamps
Prepared only by DR.. Swayne & Son, $50 N.
Sixth Street, Phladelphs, Pa. to whom letters
should be addressed. Sold by all prominent
druggists. 1366ly.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
SINS OF THE FATHERS VISITED ON
THE CHILDREN.

Physicians say that scrofulous faint cannot
be eradicated; We deny II Gin toto" II you
go through q thorough course OF Burdock
Blood Bitters, your blood VII get as pure Is
Won can wish. Price S1,00.
Sold by Duncombe Stearns 4 CO,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
Never Give I'D.

If you are suffering with low and depress-
ed spirits, loss of appetite, general debility,
disordered blood, weak constitution, head
ache, or any disease of bilious nature, by
all means procure bottle of Electric Bitters.
You will be surprised to see the rapid i'm
provement that will follow; you will be in
spired with new life strength and activity
will return pain and misery will cease, and
henoeforth you viii rejoice in the praise of
Electric Bitters. Sold at fifty cents bottle,
by DuncOmbe, Stearns d Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

Catholic Church-St. Mary 'sImmaeulate Con-
ception. First Sunday OF every month at Ar
lington: Mass at 10 o'clock; Catechism after
mass. Second, fourth and fifth Sundays at
Paw Paw: Mass At 1890; Catechism, p. M.
Third Sunday at Decatur: Mass at 10 o'clock
Cstechism after mass. During the week, Mass
at 8 o'clock. WERNERr.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

F. W. Baptist Church.-Rev. J. d. Drew,
Pastor. Services: Sabbath morning at 10x ;
Sabbath School at noon, Geo. W. Matthews,
Sup't; evening service At o'clock. Weekly
Prayer service, Thursday evening.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
q, " hat q Cough.

Will you heed the warning. The signal par
hsps OF the sure approach OF that moro terri
BILE disease Consumption. Ask yourselves il
you can snoId for the sake Of saving 50 ets, to
from experience that 6hiloh's Cure will cure
your cough. Il never fails. This explains Why
more than million bottles were sold the past
year. 1t relieves Group aud Whooping Cough
at once. Mothers, do not be without it. For
Paw Paw, and Juan McKeyes, LAYTON.
1366m6 TAI
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
NERVOTSNESS

NERVOC SNESS.
For the wakeful and restless who cannot
sleep, and who are nervous, weak, and despond-
emit, without appetite or energy, hops and malt
bitters acts like charm, strengthening, nour-
ishing and curing. Try free sample bottle.
Note-"Hops and Malt"
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st. 'sChurch.-Rsv. G p. Schetky, D
D., Rector.
Services--Sunday, 10X .. m. Evening SER
vice during September. 800 o'clock. Sun
day School after morning service. Fri
day, 4 p. m.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
YEARS OF SITFFERINC

Mrs. Barnhsrt, cor. Pratt and Broadway,
Buffalo, WAS for twelve years a sufferer from
rheumatism. and after trying every known
remedy without avail, was entirely cured by
Thomas Eel :tr.c OIL.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

Presbyterian Church.-Rev. II. w. Harvey,
Pastor. Sunday School at II NJ, J. w. Free,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

M. E. Church.-Rev. W. M. Colby. Pastor.
Services: Sabbath morning at 1917; Sabbath
School at noon, A. Fl. Heron, Sup't; Evening
day evening.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
Directory.

TOLEDO AND SOUTH HAVEN RAIL ROAD.
Leave Paw Paw for Lawton at q. m. IL q. m.
l 20 p. m. and 8 p. m.
Leave Paw Paw for Lawrence, at 8 a. m. and
2:30 2. m.
Leave Lawrence, at 10 .. m. and p. m.
Leave Lawton, at 6 .. m. IL m. p. N. and
9p. m.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
Dyspepsia a. Liver Complaint.

Is it not worth the small price OF 20 cents to
free yourself OF every symptom OF these DIS
tressing complaints, II you think 30 call at our
store and get bottle OF Shiloh's Vitalizer
every bottle has a printed guarantee on il, use
accordingly and IL 1t does you no good it will
cost you nothing. 1365m6 I51
sold by Duncombe. Stearns 4 Co.. Paw Paw,
ard Jaa1 McKeyes, Lawton.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

AN ESTABLISHED REMEDY DOWNS ELK
IR, has been widely known and used Is cough
remedy for fifty years. No other cough medl-
cine has stood the test half this length Of time.
The people stand by that which Is good.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
MI RRIAGES.

JULIUS II. FLETCHER SOPHIA STUTE
Sept 18th, 1881, 10y Rev. Il. Il. George,
both of Porter. Mich.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
Church DIRECTORY.

Christian Church.. w. Jenkins, Pastor.
Seruces-Every Lords day ut 10 80 and
o'clock p. m. Sunday School at II M. o. w.
evening.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
FACTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.

{. r. Hall. GRANVILLE, H., writes: 81 never
sold any medicine in my life that gave such
universal satisfaction as Thomas Electric Oil.
In my own case il cured badly liberated
throat, and in threatened cronp in my children
it never failed to relieve"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
VIRTUE ACKNOWLEDGE.

Mrs. Ira Mulbolland, Albany NJ Y, writes:
"For several years / have suffered from Oft
recurring bilious headaches, constipation. dys-
pspsis, and complaints peculiar TO my sex.
Since using your Burdock Blood Bittsrs 1 am
entirely relieved"
Price 800.
Sold by Duncombe, Stearns Il Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

An infallible remedy for Fever and Ague is
Ayers Ague Cure. Wholly vegetable and con-
tanning no quipine, it 10 harmless and sure.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

Is a compound Of the virtues of sarsaparil-
la, stillingia, mandrake, yellow dock, with
the iodide OF potash and iron, all powerful
blood-making, blood-cleansing, and Hfe-sus-
tanning elements. 1t is the purest, safest,
and most efectual Alternative medicine
ences OF medicine and chemistry have never
produced 80 valuable a remedy, nor one so
potent to cure all diseases resulting from
impure blood. 1t cures Scrofu1a and
all scrofulous diseases, Erysipelas,
Rose, or st. Anthony's Fire, Pimples
and Face-grubs, Pustules, Blotches,
BoiIs, Tnmors, letter, Humors,
Salt Rheum, Scald-head, Ring-worm,
Ulcers, Sores, Rheumatism, Mercurial
Disease, Neuralgia, Female Weak
nesses and Irregularities, Jaundice,
Affections of the Liver, Dyspepsia,
Emaciation, and General Debility.
BY its searching and cleansing qualities
it purges out the foul corruptions which
contaminate the blood and cause derange-
ment and decay. 1t stimulates and enlivens
the vital functions, promotes energy and
strength, restores and preserves health, and
infuses new life and vigor throughout the
whole system. No sufferer from any dis
blood need despair who will give AYERS
SARsAPARILLA fair trial.
1t is folly to experiment with the numer-
Gus low-priced mixtures, OF cheap materials,
and without medicinal virtues, offered as
blood-purifiers, while disease becomes more
firmly seated. AYERS SARsAPARILLA is a
medicine of such concentrated curative
power, that it is by far the best, cheapest,
and most reliable blood-purifer known.
Physicians know its composition, and pre-
scribe it. 1t has been widely used for forty
years, and has won the unqualified CONT
dence of millions whom it has benefited.
Prepared by Or. J. G. Aver & Co.,
Practical and Analytical Chemists,
Lowell, Mass.
SOLD By ALI DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
HOW SELDOM

Can q man refrain from chopping the leaves
OF the Burdock with bis cane as he passes; it
is ''only weed" and yet few plants or weeds
are 90 valuable, and few preparations so popu-
lar, 90 Burdock Blood Bitters in which all it's
valuable properties are 90 skillfuly combined.
1t CT res dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation,
govt, and al diseases arising from impurities
Of the blood. Price S1.00.
Sold by Duncombe, Stearns & Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

We have . speedy and positive cure for
Catarrh, Dipthera, Canker mouth and Head
Ache, in SHILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY, A
nasal Injector free with each bottle. Use 1t il
you desire health and sweet breath.
Sold by Duncombe, Stsarns & Co., Paw Paw,
and Juan McKeyes, Lawten. 1365m6 t6l
THE GREATEST MEDICAL DISCOVERY
OF THE AGE.
Kellogg's Columbian Oils powerful reme-
dy, which can be taken internally as well rs
externally by the tenderest infant. It cures
almost instantly, is pleasant, acting directly
upon the nervous system, causing a sudden
buoyancy OF tho mind. In short the wonder
full effects Of this most wonderful remedy can
not be explained in written language. A sin
gle dose inhaled and taken according TO drec-
tons will convince any one that il is all that rs
claimed for It. Warranted to cure the follow
ing diseases: Rheumatism or Kidney Disease
in any form, Headache, Toothsehe, Earache.
Neuralgia, Sprains, Bruises, Flesh Wounds,
Bunions, Burns, Corns, Spinal Affection, Colds,
Cramping pains, Bronchial affection, Catarrh,
ana q, aches and pains. external or internal.
Full directions with each bottle. 1S96ly
For sale by GEO. w. HONEYWELL 81 co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

First Baptist Church-Rev. r. F. Ogden
Pastor. Services: Sabbath, l0H o'clock A. n
and ~ p. M. Sunday School, IL O'Clock M.
K. Wise, Supt. General meeting for prayer
and praise, ~ O'Clock. Thursday evening.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
PASTE THIS IN YOUR HAT.

Halls Catarrh Cure never fails to cure. +.
J. Cheney d Co., sole propretors and manu-
facturers. For sale by oil druggistsst rs cents
per bottle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

HOrsfePd's Baking Pow der.
Prof. Chas. 8. Gsuntt, Philadelphia Unlver-
sity Of Medicine, Wagner Institute and Girard
College, said: ~ regard Prof. Horsfords Bsk-
ing Powder ~ . superior and scientific prspars-
ton"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

WARRANTED. HENRY 81 JOHNSON'S AR.
MICA AND OIL LINIMENT is warranted to
please all who use it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

Glasses 1, and 3 are only for horses
owned in Van Buren, County since July 1st,
1881.
All the purses are for trotting best in s.,
in harness, and the races will be conducted
under the rules and regulations of the Ma
tional Trotting Association now in force.
All races five to enter three to start.
Any horse distancing the field, or any por-
ton thereof, will be entitled only to first
money.
If, owing to bad weather, or any unavoid-
able cause, the society shall be unable to
start one or more of its races on or before
four o'clock p. m, of the last day of the fair,
such race or races shall thereby be considered
and declared of, and the entrance money
therein refunded.
Heats in each days races may be trotted
alternately.
Horses will be called at 100 p. M; started
at o'clock p. M, promptly.
The entrance fee will be ten per cent. of
all purses.
Entries in classes 1, and to close at II
m. Oct. 9Th. 1881. In classes and 8, close
at p. M, Sept. 9th, 1881. Entries by
mail can be made by addressing G. A. Har-
rison, Sec'y, Paw Paw, Mich.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

DR.. BAXTERS MANDRAKE BITTERS are
purely vegetabe-the product OF the hills and
vallevs
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

THE MAILS.
The Paw Paw post ONCE Is open from .: m.
m, register business ct 80.
ARRIVAL or MAILS.
6 bsstSIn e western way through IA 80 N
Athena, Tuesd'y, Thursd'y, Saturday, IL 70
Glendale, Wednesdays q Saturdays, p m
Wsstern WAY 2:3e p N
Eastern way and LAYTON $50 p n
Hartford and Lawrence 6pm
CLouxo or MAILS.
Hartford and Lawrence :45 m
Eastern way and LAYTON 10:45 m
Western wsy 12:l5 p m
Almena, Tlesd'y Thur dy Saturday II As p m
Glendale d wsverly Wed'y & 6stdy I As p m
Detroit, East'n d West n way d thro' 80 2 n
GDo. w. MATHEWS, p. n.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
Local Notices.

Never mind what folks say about other
preparations. They are not to be compared to
Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic or dyspepsia. tt
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

Newell Crissey has been making substan-
tial improvements, by the way, of an addi-
ton to his house.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
THE MAILS.

JOHN IHLING, Superintendent.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16

Fresh Roasted Peanuts and all other kind OF
Nuts, Dates, Figs, choice Raisins, Oranges,
Lemons, etc. at Paw Paw Bakery.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-09-16
PROSPECT LAKE.

Hank Stoddard has sold his horses to Mr..
Trowbridge of Decatur.
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1881-11-29

NOTICE Is HEREBY GTVRN 70 D. W. Gwynn
IN Curator Of the esIafe of, and 20 the helrs ana
creditors o. John d. BrAneh, deccased LATE of Leoa
county, Florida, aud 10 al olhen whom h nay en-
eern, that thirty days aer the date hereof ~ The
survi Ing widow OF the sid John d. Branch, sal
nle my petition for dover In The ece a the CunEy
COurs VI Leon county, Florida, praying thai doves
be assigned ne out o. The real ana personal psUp
erty belonging 70 the sid estate
MAXI T. BRANCH,
Surviving widow q John D. Braneh deed
R G. Lore. solicitor for u. Z. Branch.
Tallahassee Fla, November =, 168l-1w
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1881-11-29

ok WEEKS AFTER TIE FIRST FUBLTcA.
- ton OF this notiee. the uDdsnsigned win make
applleatfn 70 the Honorable Judge u PROBATE f1E
Leon county for letters OF ndninIsir1tion On thz
estute Of John d. Br11ehs dcecaaed. late % lid
DIV. ewYKx-
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1881-11-29

Discharge Notice.
ok MONTHS AFTER THE DATE HEREOF
- the undersigned. administration OF The estate II
Thomas NeaFy. deceased, late Of Leon county, state
Of florida. win pre<ens his FINAL accounts 20 the
County Judge Of said county. and Apply for . dis
charge ~ such administrator.
JAMES MUNRO,
June "A, 16e1-om Adminisl-zfor.
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1881-11-29
NOTICE.

November I, lsa-sw
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15
Licensed to Kill.

Apropos of the Medical Congress, here
is a story which will amuse such of my
readers as happen to be licensed to kill"
1t appears that an epidemic of typhoid
fever broke out in small village in the
South of France. A locksmith fell i'll
and called in local medical man, who
came, prescribed, and went away The
next day, during his usual rounds, he
called at the locksmith's and asked his
wife after the health of the patient.
She replied, "Ah, sir, only imagine,
whilst went to fetch the medicine my
husband ate two picked herrings and
dish of bean salad"
"Great heavensl" cried the doctor,
and now he is"
"Quite well, Doctor. He went to work
this morning, andi as well as possible"
said the happy wife.
This is extraordinary ~ exclaimed
the doctor, what wonderful remedy
for typhoid! l must make a note i"
And accordingly entered in his note
book, "Typhoid fever = tried remedy:
two picked herrings anu Dean shlau.
Two days afterwards brick-layer was
attacked by the same disorder. Take"
said the same doctor, who was consulted,
"two picked herrings and dish of
bean salad. 1 will come again to-mor-
row."
To-morrow-alas! the bricklayer was
dead. The doctor, taking logical view
of his experimental method, again enter
ed in the famous notebook, "Typhoid
fever remedy -pickled herrings and bean
salad. Good for locksmiths, bad for
bricklayers."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15
Could Make him Shell out.

Gabe Snodgrass recently applied to
Rev. Aminidab Bledso of the Blue Light
Austin tabernacle, for some pecuniary
assistance.
81 jess can't do it," replied Parson
Bledso. 81 has to sport pore ole mud
der"
"But your pore ole mudder says you
don't do muffin for her."
" Well, den, eff don't d" nuffin for
my pore ole mudder, what's de use OBJ
an outsider like you tryin' ter make me
shell out p'
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15
Perseverance Will Tell

Stoughton, Mass, March l6r1i $780,
b. j. Kendall Il Co., Gents:-In Justice to YOU
and myself, think ought to let you know that |
have removed TWO BONE SPAVINS with Ken
dall's SPAWN Cure" one very large one; don't
know how long the Spawn had been there
have owned the horse eight months. 1t took me
four months to take, the large one off, and two
months for the small one. l have used 10 bottles.
The horse is entirely WELL not at all stiff, and no
bunch to be seen or felt. This is wonderful
medicine 1t Is new thing here, but il it does
for all what it has done for me It's sale will be very
great. Respectfully yours,
Is sure in effects, mild in its action as it does
not blister, and yet is penetrating and powerful to
reach any deep seated pain or to remove any
bony growth or any other enlargement if used
for several days, such as spavins, splints. curbs
callous, sprains, swellings, any lameness and ali
enlargements OF the Joints or limbs, or rheuma
tsm in man and for any purpose for which lin.
iment for man or beast It is now known to be
the best lniment for man ever used, acting mild
and yet certain in its effects. 1t is used full
strength with perfect safety at all seasons of the
year.
Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we
think gives positive proof of its virtues. No
remedy has ever met with such unqualified snc-
cess, to our knowledge, for beast as well as man.
Price 81 per bottle, Six bottles for S. All Drug.
gsts have 1t or can get IL for you 1t will be sent
to any address on receipt OF price bv the propri-
etors. DIR. B. j. KENDALL Il CO.,
Enosburg Falls, Vermont.
"Kendalrs SPAWN Cure" is now sold by ALI the
leading wholesale druggists and large humber
OF prominent retail druggists.
- AS f. MORTIMER, New Bloomfield agent for
Perry Co., Pa
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15
Patents for Inventions.

E. W. ANDERSON. J. @. SMITH.
ANDERSON 4 SMITH,
Attorneys at Law.
No. 700 Seventh Street, Washington, ID. G.
No fee for preliminary examination. No fee
unless patent allowed. Fees less than any other
responsible agency. Books of Information sent
free of charge. References furnished upon re-
quest. w. O. II
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15

EE-It was hard on him, but he was
one of those forgetful men who are
always getting into trouble. He had a
nice, long, white duster, and when he
got in the car he took off his coat and
put on the duster, so that he might have
a cool ride. After riding some time, he
became little chilled and put his coat
on again but outside of his duster And
that was the last he thought about it
until, strolling across the depot plat
form at the end of his journey, an ine-
briated fellow-traveller tapped him on the
shoulder and said: "Shay Misterl (hic y
yer amt tucked in yer shirt"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15

lNvEN IUho torneysa at. Law and Patent
Solicitors, 6l7 Seventh Street. Washington. ID. O.,
for instructions. Reasonable terms. References
to Patent business. Reissues, Interferences and
cases rejected in other hands speciality. Caveats
solicited. Upon receipt OF model or sketch and
description we give our opinion as to patentabil-
ity, FREE OF CHARGE. We refer to the Commits
sioner OF Patents, also TO ExCommlssioners. =
Established 1856 VIC. II
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15
PATENTS.

+. A. Lehman, Solicitor of American and For
eign Patents. Washington. ID. All business
connected with Patents, whether before the Pat
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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15

eB- Squire McGill had occasion to go
to Courtland. and while there he went
into grocery and purchased dozen
lemons, making the remark to the lady
clerk that he guessed he'd have some
lemonade when he got home.
Don't you want squeezer9 she
asked.
" Marm?"
"Won't you have squeezer, sir ?"
"Wsll, marm, eff was young man
1 would. But I've been married nigh
onto thirty years, and the old lady is
dreffle sot agin huggin' out of the fami-
ly."
An explanation was made, and the
Squire bought squeezer to settle it.