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Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-11-09

One Of the latest estimates OF the
yield of wheat in the United States
for the present year places it between
35OOOO,OOO and iOO,OO0,OOO bushels,
between 100000 and l25,OOO,OOO
less than last Year.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-11-09

Grant has been called tho man on
horseback, but just now he is quite
evidently the man behind the throne,
for Arthur only moves when Grant
pulls the strlngs.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-11-09

A Coon TEsT.-The missionaries re.
fuse to admit Chinese converts TO
church membership, unless they give
up opium smoking, That is right.
Unless the barbarian can give up opium
and take to whisky, he isn't half civil
lied.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-11-09

Apples which fall to tho ground
should be fed to the stock, 80 that next
year there will not be 30 many cod
ding moths and wormy apples
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-11-09

A stage leaves Curwensvlle daily for Reynolds
vile, at o'clock, p. M, arriving at Reynodsyille
at O'Clock, p. M Returning leaves Reynoldu-
willie daily, at o'clock, a, m, arriving at Cur
Wensvills at u o'clock, IN. Fare, each way, 81
A stage leaves Curwensvlllo daily, at O'Clock,
p. M, for Dubois City, arriving at Dubois City
at o'clock, p. m. Returning, leaves Dubois at
o'clock, a. m, daily, arriving at Curwensyilc at
" O'Clock, m. Fare, each way, Sl.50.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-11-09
The Bells Run WOOlen Factory
Penn township, Ciearfold Co., Pa.
BuRNE OUTi
pur NOT
B u R N E y u P

Thesubsoribers have, at great expense, rebuilta
neighborhood necessity, In the erection Of a drst-
class Wooden Mandatory, with all the modern
improvements attached, and are prepared to make
all kinds Of Cloths, oassimeres, satinetts, Blan-
kets, Flanntls, &o. Plenty Of goods on hand to
supply all our old and a thousand new customers,
whom We ask to come and examine our stock.
The business Of
oARDING AND PULLING
will receive our especial attention. Proper
arrangements will be made to receive and deliver
Wool, to suit customers. All work warranted and
done upon the shortest notice. and by strict atten-
tion to business we hope to realize liberal share
Of public patronage.
10000 POUNDS WOOL WANTED
We will pay the highest market price for Woo
and sell our Manufactured goods as low as similar
soods can be bought In the county, and whenever
wo fail TO render reasonable satisfaction We can
Lways be found at home ready to male proper
srplanation, either In person or by letter.
JAMES JOHNSON A SONS,
,priiish Bower P.o
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-11-09

OK IN C00 per day at home. Samples worth
pO SDU IS free, Address srISsoS 4 Co.,
Portland, Maine. mch2,Sl-lyl
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-11-09

JUSTICES d CoNsTABLEs FEES
~ We have printed largo number Of the new
FEE BILL, and will on the receipt Of twenty
Eve cents. mail COPY to any address. my9s
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-11-09
AGRICULTURAL.

Contributions to this department should be al
dressed to j. BLAIR READ, Cleardeld, Pa.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-11-09
pHILIpsnuRa 4 MosnANNON BRANoHEs
BALD EAGLE VALLEY BRANCH.
TYRONE STATION.

TYRONE STATION.
EASTWARD. A. ~ WESTWARD. A.M.
Cincinnati Exp, 9;52 Pittsburgh Exp'ss, 1853
Pacific Express, 1857 Pacific Express, s:l2
JohnstoWn Express, 9:O7 Pm.
I'm. Way Passenger, l;l5
Chicago Day EX., 1918 Chicago Express, 1881
Mail Train, S:Os Mail Train, 7:Ol
Huntington Aeon, 500 Fast Line, 1880
Close connections made by all trains at Tyrone
and Lock Haven.
s. s. BLAIR,
myl7-u. Superintendent.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-11-09
ADVERTISING.

ADVERTISING.
Ton lines, or less, times, 81 so
Each subsequent insertion, so
Administrator Notices, 2 SO
Executors Notices, 2 so
Auditors Notices, $50.
Cautions and Estrays, so
Dissolution Notices, $50
Professional Cards, s lines, year, 5 90
Special notices, per line, 20
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01
A great French ThfIosophe,

once defined 5 doctor 70 be "sptr.on who
po0rs cr'lrs, about which he know. little into
a body concerning wh ch he knows lesa. IN or.
Ger 10 cure diseases o. which he know. Moth
ING, and the empirical. bsrbatous. useless
treatment. or e- since the DAYS Of HI 10
crates, when doctors burned Ill. ,u.arr-og
Win red not iron, Gown 20 The absurd uoa.der-
cures AID no-t-un1s o: modern quacks v5nfi
seem 10 bear testimony ~ the Wild n O, he
f~relehrsn. The gvl a. Modem 3. nefacsar of
the moiern rare - nov admitted liz every cna
20 De III. sllsoees the dlscoverer CT al .ufs Ii.
DE remedy Ia 'AEaAe-A-" Thu u-aculor,s
cure 70. he NOS: sinfal Of al ai-eAses : re-
ezraed ~ the scientific ir uufh 0. III. .,e
Aaai Is pres cr1eed End endorsed BY PHYSICIANS
OF Al seaoolA /, l. nos taken IN rns.,v bu,
applied As 3 supp siiory Directly 10 the A.
iecsed part 1t gives instant relief. soo.hss
pam - q poultice. p,esses ID he tunor. AZ
N instrument and ultimately cu-e. DIE. hv
~ medication "Anake-s."D Dr.. s Sa,sbee's r,,
ternai tie Remedy. . go d By ali trs..c,,..
drugs.s.% Pcoe sLO Per box Sam.
mailed free 70 al sufferers en- Application -
r. Aeustaedsr i Co, Box $40, New York
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01
HUMOROUS.


oSsrpEKAT daughter: 81 don't see
how I'd cit along without Mary. nohow.'
Mrs. Butcher observed, pausing tc wipe
the perspiratlon from her aged features
and pot another ladle Of soft soap into the
teamlng suds, while her daughters voice
a, the piano could be distinctly recognized
floating out from the adjoining parlor. II
don't see how I'd get along without that
gal, nohow. Al'ays on these days when l
hev the tiringest work she just picks out
her incest pieces, like Sweet rest oy-and-
BY and Mothers growing DID, and sings
'em fur me afore she oes out on the lawn
to play croquet with the other young folks.
'Talnt every gal as I'D be so thoughtful, l
kin tell you. Now, most on 'em I'd Jest
bang away with Jordan is a hard road TO
travel or Whoop 'em up, Eliza Jane,
but she amt none o that sort. She's a
pile O comfort to me-a pile O comfort
| and Mrs. Butcher famed herself vigorously
| with her soiled apron, preparatory to run.
| ming the clothes through the second water.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01
Vegetine
For Bilious, Remittent and Inter-
mjttent Fever,

or wha. is more commonly termed Fever ana
Apue. with pain IN the IONS ana through Tue
macy AMI Understandable chilly sensation DOWN tue
sn,nt. an irresistible disposition To ya"h, pam III
the ewes, which IL Increased by moving tl.eil, d
hIue iInye III the skin, and great listiessDess ana
debility. \ EGETISE is a safe aud positive reine-
DIV. It's compounded exclusively from the Juices
ri carefully selected barks and herDs. ana 30
strongly concentrated that it is one OF the great
est cleau.ers OF the blood ad .h ats Is w or can hIea be
~ nv CI;iI. and Fever, but II extends its wonder
full influence INTO every parto OF the human system
and entirely eraIlcates every tam! OF ulsease.
debultate the bowels and cause the patient W
dread other serious complaints which must ineV-
itahly follow; but it strikes al the root OF disease
bv purifying the blood, restores the liver ana
kidney. TO healthy action, regulates the Dow
.is aui assists Nature in performing all the ou-
tie. that devolvc upon her.
Thousands OF lnvallds are suffering 1o-day from
the effects Of powerful purgatiVe nostruins'
frightful quantities of quinine, and poison
dose, of arsenic. neither Of which eyer nave
or ever could, reach the true cause VI 'hen oo"-
pIaint
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01
ia FAyette DAILY 3ournaLl
-~iora IN KRfaA

There's plenty OF room UP stairs, y
Daniel Webster said to the young lawyer
anxious to rise, but respondent OF his
chance to 90 50; but no n need injure
himself either in climbing the stairs OF
fame or those of his own hous or business
place. The following is to the point MIR.
John Hutchinson, Supt. Dovner's kero-
sene Oil Works, Boston, Mass, writes /:
Mr.. Patton, one Of our foremen, In waA-
Ing up stairs last week sprained his leg
l,adly. l gave him a bottle OF ST. jacobs
O.ftotr. lie uNsi i AMI an almost 10
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

THEIR education neglected:' 1t Is doubt
full if a single one of the Concord Schoo
OF Philosophers could run q hotel, make a
mint julep. roll a cigarette, dig a square
hole, tie a bowline knot, set a hen properly,
boss an engine at a fire, find out the hole
IN a leaky roof, back a mule, tel which
direction is north when lost In the woods,
or take off a lady's CATERS in a graceful and
perfectly respectful manner; yet all these
and many more are the things necessary
and indispensable to be known before hu
man affairs generally can be considered and
judged philosophlcally.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

"How did YOU like the lecturer"
ooh, it Was beautiful
"\Nhat did be say!'
ooh, he said so many beautiful tnngsl'
"Tell rs some"
Ooh, he said-he said-but | can't tell it
to you as he said them"
: Tell them as you can understand them
"Well, he said-he said-on, l can't"
"Tell US one thing he said"
"Well, he said chat the aesthetics of ex-
lstence enabled us to-to-oh, l can't"
Tell us what you think he meant"
'Oh, go along. Why didn't you go and
hear him yourselfl"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

A sELF-sAcRIrIcISe youth: George (who
has bean rowing fer the last hour in tho hot
sun in n of those heavy boats which
abound in country lakest"Ah, perhaps
you would like to go ashore now, Miss Ara
bella You-you-look warm" Arabella
-'tOh, this fs just too delightful. Don't
hurry IN on hay account"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

WALKING HoRsEs.-Running the risk of
say thai in our opinion the best gait a
horse ever had for every day use is a walk,
but it is O gait that not one in ten possess
es. Colts are not trained to walk. Young
America wants more speed. Horses aalnel
TO walk fast would be & greater benefit TO
farmers in general than fast ~trotters, as al
most all Of his work has TO be done with a
walk. Horses that are engaged in hauling
on the roads, that are trained to walking
fast, will make a longer distance III a day
than horses will that are ur"ed 10 trot at
every convenient place, because, when a
horse 10 walk after a trot, he
will 90 much slower than his common
gait if kept on a walk, and the consequence
is that he will loose more than he gained.
Where horseback travelling is INDUCED IN,
especially over muddy roads. any other
gait han walking is rendered impossible,
and yet q horse that has been trained TO
walking fast even over bad, roads, will
make from four to five miles an hour, but
SINCE the introduction Of light wagons a
horse would be expected to make a greater
distance when hauling the wagon over the
same road, though it would be by the ale
of the whip, and very much TO the prejud
ice Of the poor animal. These one-hors'
buggics nave put horse back riding out O
fashion, and now a good walking horse /
more rare than one that can trot a mile II
less than three minutes. 1t is, however
to the interest Of the farmer that he shout
train his horse 10 walk fast.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

SHADE FOR PoULTEY.-Poultry need as
much protection during the summer from
the fierce rays of the sun as they do IN
winter from the severe cold. although far
too many of our breeders lose sight Of this
very important fact, and suffer correspond
ing losses III consequence. Birds COM
PEELED to stay in The yards which have
little, if any, shade dariag the entire sum
mcr, with the sun pouring down on them
with the intensity it does in July and Au-
gust, cannot thrive, while they are rem
dered much more liable to disease and dis
order. 1t pays, and pays well too, to give
the fowls comfort at all times. and it costs
but little to furnish the necessary shade,
no matter how large the runs may be.
Trees, such as plums, peach and apple,
should at once be planted in the runs, espe-
cially the former, which seems to thrive
better there than the other kinds named.
AS these trees VIII not afford much shade
for a few years, temporary shades must be
made by making skeleton sheds of poles
along the sunny sides OF the runs, and then
covering them with boughs, cedar limbs,
or almost anything cheap and convenient,
which will afford the necessary shelter
from the sun. These may not look very
handeonc, but then the utility compensates
fully for the lack of beauty.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

How CHICKENS ET oUroF SHELLs.-Take
an egg out Of q nest on which a hen has
had her full time; carefully holding it To
the ear, turning it around, you Will find
the exact spot which the little fellow is
picking on the inside Of the shell; this, hs
will do until the inside shell is perforated,
and the shell is forced outward as g. small
scale, leaving a hole. Now, if you will
take one of the eggs in this condition from
under the hen, remove 1t to the house or
some other suitable place, put it in q box
or nest, keeping it warm n moist, as
near the temperature Of the hen as posi-
bic (Which may be done by laying it be-
tween two Bottles OF warm water upon
some..cotton or wOOD, and lay q glass over
the box or nest, then you can sit or stand,
as Is most convenient, n witness the
true mOdus Operdndi. Now watch the
little fellow work his way into the world,
and you will he amused and instructed, as
| have often been. After he has got bis
opening he commences a nlbbling motion
with the point Of the upper bill on the
outside Of the shell, always working &c
the right Gf you have the large end Of the
egg from you and the hole upward) unit
he has worked his way almost around, say
with ule-half an inch IN Il perfect circle;
he then forces the cap or but end Of the
shell off, and then has a chance TO straight
en- his neck, thereby loosening his leg:
somewhat, and SO, by their help, forcing
the body from the shell.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

SCENE, out west; clergyman just back
from a trip East, on a "half-fare" ticket
'My brethren, when | was on the great
link, that magnificent double track, all
steel rail, palace cars, through without
change (here be fills IN the name of the
route J and can assure you that every di-
rector of the road is a gentleman and thor
ough Christian. l saw (here follows the
moral illustration.) All of which shows
that Western railroads know how to adver.
tise, when they ''cut" rates for clergymen.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

NEGETISE. When the blood becomes
lfeless an'l stagnant, either from change OF
weather or of climate, wan of exercise, ir-
regular diet, or from any other cause, the
VEGET!NE will renew the blood, carry off
the putrid humors, cleanse the stomach, re.
gulate the bowels, and impart a tone of
vigor to the whole body.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

They may relieve, tn: they can't cure that
lame back. for the kidn Us are the trouble and
you want a remedy to act dIra lily On their
secretions, to purify and res ore their healthy
condition kidney-Wor, Ia, thst specific &C.
tion-a d st the same time it regulates the
bowels perfectly. Don't wait to get sick, but
get . pickaee to-day. and care yourself. liquid
md DIV cold At toe Urugsis,s.-Binghonto
Republican.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01
worthless stuff

Not 80 fast my friend if you could see
the strong, healthy, blooming men, woman
and children that have been raised from
beds of sickness, suffering and almost
death, by the use of Hop Bitters, you
would say "Glor1ous and invaluable
remedy.b
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

HORRIBLE slang IN society: In the printed
instructions for playing lawn tennis we OBJ
serve The injunction: First have q good
racket And this is the game oounte-
nanced by our best society.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01
ka.auliiecS.

Ladies, YOU cannot make fair skin, rosy
cheeks and sparkling eyes with all the cos
metics of France, or beautifiers OF the
world, while In poor health, and nothing
wffgive you such good health, strength,
buoyant spirits and beauty as Hop Bitters.
A trial is certain proof
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

To MAKE new nair grow use CAKBoLINE.
a dedorlzed eXtact Of petroleum. THIS
natural petroleum hair remover, as recent
ly improved is the only thing that will
really produce new hair. 1t is a delightful
dressing.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01
MKSsRS.

MKSsRS. MORGAN & HEADLY. Mutual LIfe
Tenth and Chestnut stree s lave on
d superb stock os extra 1ne Quality Dtac
moD0s, which they offer al as loa prices as
stones Of the lrst quality. perfect alike In color
AID shape. can be sold for.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01
Veget1ne.

works in the human system in perfect harmony
with natures laws, and while tits pleasant 10
me taste. genial to the stomach, and mild IN It's
influence on the bowels, it is absolute IN IT'S action
on disease, and is not a vile, nau.eous blt.ers,
purcing the invalid into false nope thal tney are
being cured. VEGETINE is a purely vegetable
MnIic,ne. compounded upon scientific principles.
It is endorsed by the best physicians where It's VIZ
tues have been tested, IS recommended onIy
.vhare medicine is needed, and is not q mix.
ture of cheap whiskey sold under the CLOAK OF
BltterS.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

The present Car Of Russia never uses
an oath, but when he gets mad he lifts mp
a chair or table or the nearest object and
makes kindling wood for the poor. 1t Is
more expensive, but also more emphatic.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

tChicago Tribune
Thomas o. Thompson, Esq the Mayors
Secretary, who, some few days ago, slipped
on a banana peel and sprained his knee,
whites that st. JycoD's Or acted like =
charm.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

LITTLE pitchers have great ears: Now,
then, what's your papa's name, Freddy7"
Dunno" Don't know your papa name.
Why, what does call hint"
'.Brute-n
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

Why is an old owl Ike Job2 Because i,
must have a good many boils to make il
good.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01
BE Sensible.

You have allowed your bowel. to become
h%abitually costlve, your liver has Lecome tor
pld. the same thing ais your kIune,s, aud
you are lst used up. Now b, SENS Die, get .
package ot X oney-Wort take i. ia. thfnly and
soon YOU viii iorset you've got any sucn
or Ans, FIR YOU will DO u We'll LII d. -Albany
IJ0uS
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

W%ELL-EARNED rest: Henderson says he
has lots. of spare time on his hands since he
began to attend exclusively to his own bus
mess. Formerly he was the hardest work.
ed man in the city.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

A ROMANTIC kitchen incident: There is a
good deal of human nature in clothe ,-wring-
ers. An Altoona girl had her hand badly
squeezed by one.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

THE giraffe is a very timid animal. His
neck is 50 long that when his heart comes
into his mouth it take, him half a day to
get it back where 1t belongs.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

THINGS one would rather have left un
SAID: Genial host (meaning to plead for
poor jenkins, who has complained that he
can't find a rartner)-''Let me introduce
Mr.. jenkins to you, Miss Jones. I'm sure
your card can be full"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

since plaid hose have come into fashion
almost every girl in Cloverport can fill Out
a pretty big check.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01
A YOUNG lady in Boston had gathered 8

A YOUNG lady in Boston had gathered q
Sunday-school class from among the news
boys of the city. One Sunday she was
striving to impress upon their minds some
good advice in regard to the future, when
it occurred to her that the word was, per-
haps, u little beyond the comprehension of
the class. Putting the question to the boys,
'Do you know what the future means2'
There was a dead silence for a moment
which was broken by a bright little fellow,
who quietly suggested that it might bean
Further particulars in the next edition."
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

A BUFFALO girl never has her wedding
dress made in that city, for fear somebody
will say she was married in q buffalo robe.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

War is vinegar without a n4other7 1t il
orphan very poor.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

THERE is gong to be another comet
hold on, don't dodge yet; It's the comet Of
l744, and it is only expected around once
every 1922, 683 years.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

ONe swallow does no make a summer,
''but, p" says Snifkins, sit imparts a pleas
ant warmth"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

LYDIA +. PIHKHAM's Vegetable Com
pound is a perfect specific in al! chronic
diseases peculiar to women.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

81 WOULD nc moredo without Sellers
Liver Pills in my house, says a. neighbor.
than -FOUR They always cure headache,
constipation, etc.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

I'm feed my bcarders on the fat Of thu
land" observed Mrs. Stufum, as she re-
celpied for a tub of .oleomargarine.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01
MINUTE
only requires mlnutes not hours to re-
Hove pain and cure acute disease.
RAILWAYS
Ready Relief

In from one TO twenty minutes, never fail. Il
relieve PAIN with one thorough application;
no matter how violent or excruciauug the pain
the Rheumatic, Bed-r1dden. Innfm. Crippled.
Nervous Neuralgia or Frustrated with disease
man suffer, RAILWAYS READY RELIEF viii
afford instant ease.
InAammat1on Of the Kidneys. Innsnma
Bowels. Congeeti0a CT the LungA- Sors
I RaMcT 1rsesn,ns; rs'P'inf.nn
: therta,' CatArrh. ~lnnuenAa.
Cold ChilisL Ague Chills. Chiibiain.. and
Frosa BtseA. Brui.es. hummcr Conn.
pln1ntA, leep1e0on eaA
COugha- COlds, 0prAlnA, Pains Ia ts.e
Chest. Rack OF Limbo are instantly -&
hoVOd.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

aesthetics at Ascot. Dialogue reported
by Punch: Philistlne sportsman Quoting
the oddS)-''Two to one on Robert the
Devil, you know" s. eet she. aesthetic
did he really2 How delightful! What a
quite too awfully utter name fora jockey"
PhIlistlne sportsman (puzzled)-''Beg par
don, 1-ha-don't quite understand. "
Sweet she aesthetic (surprised)-"Why,
did you not say that 'Too-Too won Oh
the horse you mentionedl"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

"Ir's a good time TO charge bad habits,
said Shuttle this morning. and be threw
aside his old clothes and blossomed out IN
a 814 suit.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1881-10-01

UNLESS a paragrapher has quick wit, he
had better quick quit.