The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1881-04-29
VARIETIES.


How does painting agree with my
ua1ghterF asked an anxious parent. ut
ta "nee "ei 'oo reu Ill 'he iace' repheo inc
''"'ei
when two gushing young women make
great alsplay OF bidding each other good
Dye, II may be called much adieu about
nothing
DO you love me still, John? 7" whisper
eda sensitive wife to her husband. "Of
course do|the stiller the BETTER" answered
inc husband
"A lazy fellow once declared in n public
company that he could not find bread for his
family. "Nor T." repled an industrious
man; I'm opLged to work for it,"
-"Yes, sir" said Mr.. Gallagher DIT was
funny enough to make donkey laugh |
laughed till cried" And then, as he saw a
smile go round the room lie grew red in the
face and went away mad.-B0ston Post
al saw, Paddy that 10 tho worot .,oo,,;nr
horse that | have every seen in harness, .
Why don't you fatten him up?" "Fat him
up, is it? Faix, the poor haste can scarcely
carry the little mate that is on him nowf
replied Paddy
The trouble about takino nod;o;no
warranted 20 onra oil a;sanaasS; =" =. uioiiio
not know exactly what is wanted of it. and
in that case it viii 90 fooling around in the
system trying to cure you of some disease
that you have not got.
AT n confederation worthy, o;,;,o,, ,.o,,,,
with st,Inefaction on tLa Steny, fra So
"Well | never" be saws viii Ja,;hnrot;n,a
az nover evnaotod 80 ,aoy,,, ;:S Anvil
less wastefulness The idea of warming the
water before throwing it on the flames.
| -Tableaux observation-disclosures, leo IL,
little sistcrinlaw Mt the breek fasn Ns "wn nI1
Julie, you've rot new brother now y FL
| FAINT tcrriblcE"Yes :. and mo soid tho o,i1n,
day to pa, she didn't think he was mnch on-
count, only 1t looked like Lottie's last
chance"
| A western editor onneols ~ III, do,;,
uuent subscribers Inv sovinG. "TIk weeL ,ro
| have taken in pototocs onG rickios an chi,
scrption. Now. if Won will brjnr In eono
vinegar for the pickles and some wood oJi 10
roast tbc notatoes we con live I'll, ,.,i,h" W
get big enough to dig"
A New Orleans man lotoIv oo,1od -
| friend in Cuba "Scnd mo one or two mol,
eys." The reply came back "Shinned yon
Is will send the rest Ms soon nc can ba found
| The telegram had gone: "Send me 100
monkeys" The holcncr ofo- has hoen cow, nv
termandcd, O 0''i'-
| II,
friend in Il farming town asking the numbnr
| of epgs n hon wonId Law in a do4 Shn -,
she said, that they would Law dozen or more
but she wishes to- learn the eyact nnmhar aO
eggs were very high. and she thonght cons;'
derable money mioht he made hy koon;nr,
n hen. f7
usoo horon ,o;a
oe9 noie, sall iauit lnaihg husband
in this bouse so HAT we shall tnnn, So
where everything is kent evil oil ~,
heart she sweeflv onswerod aond Iot ne r 10y
gin with your late hours NV love. 7 ebonId
dearly ike IN know where ih iU'o orc a sno
co., ~ ,,,.a,ao,,.as,\ a my "'o N'p'.
niya ,Tis "" ,aroIiuFo men you Iecog
stnIon f.on, ,,n,' ~ D 40 INC ohe Wnich was
Honorn CoSS pu uAnd Ts vot - ies your
handkerchief of the sort IN tho world I'D. Sly Soy
this one have in INV nocEet is vail, ILL.,
it." Prosecutor: VERY li,elv vonr 1onnr.
| had two stolen"
Ido,,t ha,;o, ,.----. :,
cold o,,o Iod,, t ~ anese syolct socle'ies
rniar rn n,H ~ ,h "io.ieI' Iut very SIN
SUI, ipPileI tiic other, our husband Is
"f U Tnra'r', " hillshI UI ythias ana might
", , ito ho d anu you M nave NJ least SiO0oo
w In mo n " ues t Dat Ms goou does all That
never dies :" and the poor creature hurst yi n no
tears, = ''' % ''''o
..rto.;. .,.,,
f,rrit', no.; 70 H. pnHuup} the ol9est piece OF
tin,,a a,,nnui,;S sill acoAcctor OF an
.aI It'll. Guli1sltles 10 lilenq, pointing toa
WIZ !. y, uloie as ne spoke. How
T ,'n - ~ "shSu me iriend. Nearly four
7 1880 oaIsi sha" that is hothlng-
Ia .Iue oyer Two thousand
t, r"i t' U,I ~ ii'eeo' les lhe multiplica-
'loii .'ple'