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DOUBLE Ti.AU&,
STEEL hAl.a, &PLGEniD SCENEi:
&A&E!%Lr&ET aNUifMENi.
hisy l6:h loHl.
I'iHuNE :. 2UrjiN aI NAiiIIohN CO...
81 >. .::&:a srI i 81 a"!s, as follows:
EcI ;!hiisda;fila, Ne. Yc:k and .hs East. s s,I
10 81 4.r!. 10y, sIvog; s:unG.p an 2.0", 1000
tn% ~ % = Il d&i'2, wiz ie4iacu Cara, :.:::
is91 es;fase - iu',ra.i: H&r.0r Cars $50 T.
q u. css;ir. except ;i.ntay. I3r 9bi!sdsl;ka
nLd ~ ~ =. IL. dairy. except sunday, end
~ > Z, II @!u ~ - =. hi. daily.
~! SAtcHU:E ::,G t.e sYea. spJ G. H., With
:n'ir' -" - I'.l:@Gar% snd Sleeping car -
r:ts-GTE *nt IhICar;" lr.3l 5. daily
."M. =. K. ~ ;, g:,t, s';.is". l.2r 70 Chicago.
SGs E&2,ainiEua So; ;::t' ,!nr,a, s ~ g. n.
erce2i &unf99 ana 49, p. -. Iai:y, except
e::tlrt:aE, Hj!a : 4!acn t!2I =, EaaaadaigGa.
fcE Ws:h!nl. lG,SU :. "a, dS!iy except SAG.
&c. baltimore. 5 Il. S.32, 70 ard 1924 3. NJ;
20l ~, $50. ~ G3c, IL 20 and ;U.l5 o. IL.
% sunday ESQ GEG e. 81 s.p!.; 2.CO. s. ~, go,
l. % enG 10 Is ?. "a
SCR ropes Lrya.: line 6 - 8. N. snd 30 =. NJ
d&Hy, eEcc.yL sunday.
Eu- Annapolis, S ~ =. III. AID ~ y. n. d.ilv
exec! :,2udsE.
LuCAL TRAINS.
Eoc 40. &fGr:H 7 80, I -, &c, sad II 81 a.
d., ":t : X, E. ~, { All Il ~ y. IT,. Sum
Cay st ! 60, 8 ~ and y ~ :. n. and 8 2. ~
tss:E5 ioaI" 5s!aIandria Ger Washington, t.GD
s'Go. I'D - 3. Ii, sGd I24l, 3, ., Z. Q ~
=. III. I'D q night.
~ sunday TT S.t5, SnG &c a. II. End 90 sDd
s u J.. Ii.
THROUGH 1EAIN FOR THE SOUTH, via
iS!a;.'co &nd Richmond, will leave Ale1sn-
drl:. 1T ~ acd II II g. II. daily and s 70 p.
~. Gs'i:, except sunday.
Fast mail, leaving d. II y ,. H.. m i,s ontwo
s,ons, VIZ: B: Qusntico and Fret:Ics bug,
tei~con AIcx.h,fiE sud R,cbmoa
t:&:>rts an .Gfo.!a&.Gra cau De procured e
CIR 2r" 7s;!c- I'D a.s.2:.s End l;c!:a. Offices
6oG*hce":, j. is. WOOD,
olN Passenger Asen!.
G@3@:4, Manage. my,8
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EbBaGS, GkeENFCAAs, a.r,

FERRY, Houston CCUETY, Ga.
We have known Swfts Syphivc ~npc,icn
'osted in hundreds Of cases CT ayihijis, NJ -rcur
risl Rhpns'itm. Scrnfue. etc II me-, The n o:t
perfect AID permantiat cures in ercry case
Hugh l.. Benl-rd. Sam. -. KILN. Judge
Go. Ct -. L.. Wsrrsn, Of NV. L.tbroN & CO :,
Savannah, Ga I'd .Iscbsor, Dept OK. Sanr.
Ct. WIN. Brunson II, Warren, J. W. Win,
berry. j G. Gilbe-t, Dr'e't. !. W Mann. %.
I1eas., .Rm. ID. Pierce, Shift c. G. Duncan
Day & Gordon.
many of the gentlemen whose sig, stures a. pasr
10 The foregoing cer,i1cste. They arc 1len Of
high Character and standing.
a. Ii. COlQUITT.
Governor Cf Georpis.
TEE SWIFT SPgCiFIC COMPANY
Prorrietore hLlaIts, Ga
Sold by /. :. LEhDBFATRn & BnO.
Gail for d copy Of "ioung uel's Friend"
dGcl
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N1lkIlNiH: In tho Clerk of1ce Of tbs
Circuit Court # ihr city Ct Alelsnd.is, on
tie 2iIh dsy OF JQre 1881.
Charles ,. iayior, ST., oIlpiElLant against
John It. C.ar H7oCkes. administrator CT VIM
r. enhh. d.&sGs,d. aid oilers, cefeLdknls
IL cGaaCr-y.
&eno Ghs Object Q: this suit is 10 procure
d:Crre ;Jr :ae s@!s Of .hp TO, esists Of which
William +. Ec.!ni3 Gi.d st aud possessed to
pay IL oHcc Ccbis sGa!cst sd dc2sGeLt
s e dc'ci.os;.t=. J. y s:iIs fo.nes md Fsnrie
= tU'css, his vi, isr Is Ladd and Sus.u J..
hscn nis %i!o, Frank =. yreastman, Ez ,oeth
u. Coiimna. VIM. Bowen and Lucy }. Bow
en-, hs W f.. Lewis GTsnran and Mary w Gran.
nsn ms wife, George x Dennis. } ames Pitts,
Barton PIKE john U. DenHs, jams u Den
nj, francis 4 Dennls, Samuel 4. Henue,
Hcn!y Eass snd Vrgiais u. PlSe, his wife,
moi naVl'g 'ntec, their APPEARANCE ant
j! appearing b. sa affidavit. that they are 10.
7eh&e,! ci .Lis State /. Is ordered that the salo
dccadants r.he&r here within one month sftel
due publication OF This order. and do what is
necessary 10 protect their interest in this SUIT
AID that cCqy OF this order be forth with in
serted n the hl"=G26ris Gazette, newspaper
published IL the c!ty o. AiexsndriG. once week
for four successive weeks Ind ported at the
front door oi he Court Gouse OF this city.
q copy, test:
MOTION MARYE Clerk.
JcG0 Il u0hn5On, p q jr2t-a4V
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4 DEMONSTRATIONS EOTICE.-Ths up.
q Gcrsigrod having qualified as Admlnistra.
sriI Of AOkaCH V. DANIEL deceased,
hereby nolia.s a! perscAs having csins against
tne sa'nc - present Them 10 her duly sutnshli-
c".cd iur pay mea, and I'll persons indebted to
ESD este.- $40 ksrt b. nolidei TO make pawn !ut
&c the Ua1"T: Satd. AUA +. DANIEL,
]5C-2Uig Administrative
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HaEEESESS.

a;IKEINIA mlDLAND RAILWAY,
) JOHN :. PAHBCUB, President.
On ana after SUNDAY, june II, lsel, fas.
saEl2r trains viii run ss follows:
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CH AGA OE TlGB.
St5auor3 OF Ibis iirs will run Is follows:
EtsEs ESisGS'G.s,f.,

SSasGor3 O: his lirs will run Is follows:
ESfs Efs4EassH,
Con@ocirs with Aarchsota SIG Giuess L!re
for Eoa:op, 5toeaer
E-'Gi z L'2 I:zsH E,.zSE
GHh MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, sn.i
FHlu&E I, 81 u q clock psrn.; returning, isav.
- 9f.olk CO g!.a:Eata days ct &C =. Ii.
'u!6 sInlEch hon etotner hsa JUS. teen paint-
&c throughout sta,efoonls now!y furnished and
c@fpet'ni, aad - tbs ha:.dsoEicst as VOL ns TIE
safes! Der. on tha Potomac river sad Chesapeake
oay, acct it tho only steamer mating ctcao coz
nec:!on with tho N1w York and Boston s,asIa-
era; also Connects with kicnmond ntea ne!s s:G
rs!i:o=d Lass cuth. Sanps ut fINNr PORT
AHi3 H!!4i iOtkoOc go!ng snd returning.
b2&Dling Nay Ii, leSl, e:autstou ticteiG
gooc i9s cur days: ~lti te i.su' IS follows: -
Fr>tc:ss :CuA0 rip 10 r ai0nIu ca AID Norfolk
- i:s; clase isre tc Fortress hionloy and
Hur!o'E a.; %'CJaj Gloss each w3y 81 81; d.;
cir.> ttre 70 !Hi"ey lin! ard pyiul Ioykuat
$! %; ifSt { BIS round tfD 10 P!aey Puilt AID
fos"t Lookout 81 s.; ="cenc Glass eacn ~, 49,.
S!s:cio2ma - .Euais !oc.
s'G5s MESS gtssgE5.
gi"@z .H&z Isl &: 4. Gs9Et9 .@'is sz:-eis <3oEs.s
sis:SSIscJ
EVERY F2LDA2, at II n.; snd returning,
save 500 GcEk, t5rra pier II, k... river, nY
EA 1 3A%u 81 u !, at 4 o'eioca =. IL.
The ctcau:Gre ot this Company make connec.
tong st t:cr:C;2 ,cr Eps:UE .!!G; al i.o,-!g hna,
- leg HorA @!;h 81! ;,G:ats 7? IS. Sn4 n4oltar
v'j2l cad 81 hlc2&riris With Firkiuia Midland
k'.i!roai ARG Hu.tlagtGa az! Jn:u i:s,i:t.at
through r:.!aa SiEan a:td ic9!sE. EaAG!eG Care
:llly sod prole.lg. E0r inrihar In.yf.as.!;1G
c"iIy " :. =. !, EEL, hesB.,
r,o JahGo9's wharf.
VIZ. THO 2@0E. Psesdsrt
l4lo stIGn3.
sep 2I-tf Washiustcn, y {.
..:.;.[g ULYJt'$ STEAM LINE wEE~-
>2>i.i:;s;:. l.Y 10
PHILADELPHIA, FA!.h 2IEER, EnGvf-
DEN C:1 II! GG:3C[:L!
i3.i.luo cs.GaTe IainZnntria ilyERT TTTa
NAE G!!'i ie.Fo ii-.laie:ph,a EVERY 5Ar.
CnAAI.
G4is line conHsets as Alox-aG!r!, with trcr
s. : L. ana y & D. IL. its.. SID e. Fh;lcdni.
:si& ":tb Gyde's reguiG1 i,los13aAips S,i EaI,
l.i7cF, EroEt:tanco Mn1 i5os.oa.
E:e: git f":%s-3ed ri:h proz- psy css aad eora.
1850 OF commissions.
No ciIrro ;oc srE5sfor i, Yh:Iaaal,!ain, md
wharfage il 41sIoM. Quick limo. Nrca,,.1.
aepSrt1ieD Through Ts.cl rid sl!ourh a;i;s
o. lSd!1g giFsl. 3GGuran2a q. the lovoss rst5p,
:gea.s:
Z. 4. AHSi, Aisxs1dSia.
W2f ? CLYDE * 20, Phi}nae,n.;s
JOHNSON Z CO, WISH. u Georg.
i2n Sill
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AieSalofis, Va, June lss, 1881.
~ OTICE--A general meeting CT ,he ,tock-
~ Lo!ders OF ''THk PUWELL'S FUkT
MINING COA P AN Y" viii be held .s the
l1Hce Of the Virxnis Midland Railway Com-
paDy, III alexandria. Va on FRIDAY, the lst
day Of Juy 1851, 81 - o'clock H.
By order Vi .he Difec;oiy:
jsi-":v J, ". REID. Secretary.
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,!IhulN!a. MiLirAEY INSTITUTE.

The RnAEJ OF VISITORS w.l, meet on the
?3i Of JUtE 10 make Appointments Of Cadets.
;h,e C.Ccts nro luyuiIsc with Bosrd and Room
Sent Ff,2 ApiiCstUns received from Ally
)enaLCIl4! LlIE:G! iDr ply End ct,te .adtts
TNGl&LlS &. SMITH
JtS-E1H Superintendent
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BE :irkilG ~ 8, iGsI,

" Z x u Ur0N'o FEST SUPPLY OF
e SPhiNH GuUIS.
hlch Laces, IL :" ni.c, Ecru and Elack Fsn-
c? hio5Cns at low ricea; silk ana Li:en
h.nGk"rc hiefs. H,ch Rutcrs, Fsuc; Vei.i,ys,
S"lss, Null AID Lace }Ics ; Cur So Colss. is n.
oe=i III II aracs q &C q iu.! .iae OF Gent.' Whlta
csl'ti, IolsuGd1!eC, t.! 5jG celebrated Diamond
Sh:i, 81 ~ fEMG:SONIS,
hh2o IS King street.
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SEQ As. NOEssES.

Z DAINIorH2IUkS NOTICE The cub.
~ scricc- h ,7iac qualified as administrator
upon The estate 81 " M II TEOHHTUN, de-
c-a:et, hereby notifies sil persons having ciaiu 8
against tbs csL:le OF sid Wn. ii. Thornton to
present ihtm - n n GUY authenticated, and all
pars"Is lEtebtcG 20 saic estate arc hereby mott
rel 10 nske payment 20 the eu5scribcr at once,
Jei3-ZaHAT +. a. KERSY, Admir-
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s. &-bAi&4Zn& & J2tU En3AnuA.I

~ &aAi&@E&E & J&lu Gn!AEoA,I
sU3hGH Ai$EAMGEMEnr
l 40 ISAlNo Daily excerpt SIN.
NAiJ &&E'FnE. ALsXA&DaIA
.hEO EDC = II HiliL,
Da:irIiaS Ny 8. 1885.
Lave :. - -iayty.. -. . ~ :. H. AID % u.
Il. sGd AicZ"ni.i. e. 3 70 .. e. IS =. N.
fEsa L"9zbufG, EGl1I westward, p! il 80 5. u.
and ID D. II. an Grciye As Round Hi! at
i: - u. 10. az! 20 . II. hs.ga Round Hill
~ ~ L. Ii. aad IL 80 g,ia. i'tsa burg, g..
irs eastward, ~ " . ~. nd 10 q. Ia, and
s:t:To i; ale. aiic!a - : Is M, srG 3 i.
:. "a, sad - n Eaal.SioH 20 =. u. ard
y y. NJ.
.axs- Passengers sro.a N&ah:ag.om viii .cse
TIC Washington srt: one l.'Se ~ tee Ra.:iuiore
q F"sohIsg &alTCad 4t&:.:-i s,4 % Z. n anc 40
>. q, E"d 20 ,hGUuE2 - Z. unC Hill without
change Gfc":S
IL& = :, Il. .-sia ,::5In :ioxsad7a andl2,3O
P 20 ;r:.:n rom 20U1d silti co1nsc. q, Round
EEt Will %cG"$ & HiG&!atuu's Dnii3 Line Of
Coaches ;Cr oiicHgrsV!:!c. Berryy,iie and Nin-
clcsts!i uso s.@G:u ar Limo Of COACHES, which
:iAVr ear2;Urs daily "a: Aldo sud Middle.
o1:s
3c*a rains westward, make close onnsctions
Al %icaIa Hi.a &!5S9'ts Line Of S:asne fer Fairs
tx U0uf. ::ous@.
:.'25sa14 @ss4:Eac iiaS gig, 81 ess peg si.;A
S.saGS:aI ssSSE a.;s, 26G,
h. HGV2NSN,
ny t---t' General Ticket Agent,
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Alexandria Gazette az1c1 Virginia, AClvertisez,
ST II&EE3se.

Sc aS. T. Gssssr.
RI c3loE,
f'Sj ifFis3.sG EfE:Esa" Ea's. GTs&ssNEEs
FOR LANDINGS
ON TIE POTOMAC 2lYER
On a3d fer June LIT.
Will !eave rs fellows:
SteeUtr T '. AEROWSAlTA leaves Poto-
mEc gerry Co.'S. wharf, loot CT EEg street
aa'7 81 $ III, Dolly, excep. Wednesday,, rs
isf ~ toit0H's, AID on Sunday, Tuesday a9t
FRIDAY IS f.r re- Ahrl.'a Le9nardluwD tiuf
rIh', Ltnras'6''s wharf thnrlico, Hcwsy;i's,
1o.runl aud St9ne's. On Mon1ss. Ttur.dsy
ara Nj SaiG?cry.. to7 :,u;rioiacn. Eell's, Mount
Eo!5. Somi0i and Prospect hiii.
SEQ. 4. PHILLIPS, Mansser,
Potomac Ferry Company
SIoE &GKfoLk, PORTSMOUTH, FoR,
TREss MONROE ANpTHEsoUTu.
TIE aTSAmEs
Z e Q + G i 3 a ~
Carrying ire i. : hisil
WI lasve her wharf. ~! Of T:ince street CT
TU EaEAiS ard THURSDAYS It & y NJ,
nd SAIUKDAfS st Gao y. Z. stopping st
Pioe7 Point sDd Point Leoknu: eeug aud re.
turning: Returning leaves torfGik on WED.
o'clCck =. III.
.besiCniog with May 1851. Exou-sion tcActs
gill 30 Issued, good for four day., rs f.l!cw
: rst class fare " fortress MOnloe snd Nn.-
i1s' g. O. First class round tIir, S. o. ScccnG
c!SEs, eEcn wa2, 81 81; First'ci,Gs !arr 70 lney
Pu!ht Atd Point Auok"G!, :; So Enst.r::,ss
round trip, 2 20, Second cisss, euch wsy, IS c!s.
5t=.srcOc!s 81. Meals IS cts.
F. +. H0ON. Agent. mk2t
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S'{5SS MES T5ssgrs

s'G5s MESS gsasgrs.
"GsgsHEEsS &. i. Gs7'ktS sS"i .z:.fiG .S0Is.s
s. s:SaS,cy
EVERY F2LnA2, at ~ n.; snd returning,
save Ho' GcEk, t5rGa pier II, E... rigar. ~
Er.3 :3Anu 81 AK at 4 O'CLOCK =. Ii.
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-, CALI! ltc attention of the ladies' 20 an
~ 8 I:ac.!ve Ire O. LADIES WHITE
:Aihf5 lnss rtcai7eG. Opening to.dsy pran,
Bargains il vida Aa!abursh sdses
raw Parssois ard Sun umbrellas,
ia j. e. TACESJT,
The National tribune., 1881-09-24
PATENTS!
Established in 1865.
CAN OBTAIN A PATENT?

Send rough sketch or (if you cam model of your
invention to GEORGE f. Ii MON, Washington. d. c.
and PRELIMINARY EXAMINATION will be made of all
United States Patents of the class of inventions
and you will be advised whether not patent be
obtained
The National tribune., 1881-09-24
A BROKERS' MISTAKE.

The following story is told of Francis Drexel
the father of the well-known Philadelphia bank
ers Soon after the close of the war with Mexico
many Spanish and Mexican silver dollars found
their way into the United States, and were bought
up by the bankers and money dealers all over the
country. The price paid for them varied greatly,
according to the demand and supply and the con-
dition of the pieces themselves At the close of a
rainy day. during which Mr. Drexel-then doing
very modest business on Third street, Philadel-
phia, as money and exchange brOker-had been
large buyer of Mexican silver, and while he was
engaged in recounting his purchases preparatory
to settling his cash account the door of his bank
ing house was suddenly opened by plainly
dressed man, who exclaimed: Il only have one
hundred left; do you want them?"
Mr.. Drexel, without raising his head, replied
"I1l give you fifty cents for them"
"No" said the man, q I've sold all the others at
seventy-five cents, and only hundred left"
Mr.. Drexel replied: Il have bought them all
day at sixty cents and if yours have no holes in
them will take them at the same price and that
is the most you can get for them"
Il never saw any with holes in them" said the
man.
We get are full of holes where they have been
used as buttons"
The man scratched his head a moment, and
then said: "Very well; I'll bring them in right
away"
Five minutes afterward he appeared with
small tin kettle, and walking up to the counter
said: Where shall put them?"
Pour them out here" said Mr.. Drexel, indi-
eating particular spot on the counter.
/" can't" said the seller, they will slip off on
the floor"
Mr.. Drexel, without withdrawing his attention
from the counting of his purchases of the day,
called to his son Frank to " bring a tray When
the tray was brought, it was found to have a large
crack across it, to which the man strenuously OBJ
jected, saying, They will all fall through" This
netted old Mr.. DreXel who, in rather sharp words
told him, That tray has held thousands and thou
sands of them every day." and furthermore in
peremptory terms bade him pour them out
quick"
Accordingly, the kettle was raised to the level
of the counter, and one hundred fat raw oysters
were poured into the cracked tray, much to the
chagrin and disgust of the banker and his son,
the former of whom exclaimed why, those are
oysters!"
well" said the oysterman (who knew nothing
of Mexican silver, what the d did you think
they were?"
The National tribune., 1881-09-24
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The National tribune., 1881-09-24
A PLEASANT INCIDENT.

General n. A. M. Dudley Z. S. A, formerly of
the Nineteenth Corps, was met at Faneul Hall,
Boston, Monday forenoon, September S, by some
600 of his former military associates including
General Banks and many other prominent Off
GERS, who, after a warm greeting formed a pro-
cession and marched to Raines Wharf where a
boat was taken for Downers Landing. Governor
Long and other invited guests joined the COM
pany there, where a dinner, speech-making, and
the presentation of gold corps badge by the sur
viving members of his old command were the
features of the occasion.
The National tribune., 1881-09-24
ANTICS.

Augustus youth of noble mien,-
Sophronia fairest maiden seen.
He in the city reared mid bricks and mortar
She in the country born-a farmers daughter
They loved, and loved each other passing well;
And each would oft devotions story tell
As they, two happy hearts, went wand ring through
The may forest, seeking prospects new
One day while straying thus, Oh pleasure bent,
They reached a shady nook where, well content,
They sat them down TO rest, on grassy mound,
Beneath stalwart oak with verdure crowned
Dame Natures music ripping sweet and low
Upon the zephyrs breathing TO and fro
Touched tender cords within their throbbng hearts,
Set all aglow by prick of Cupd's darts.
"Sophronia dost thou love me?" murmured he;
You bet your life do" responded she.
But as she spoke a sudden thrill of pain
Shot through her lovers heart and every vein.
He WINGED grew pale. Augustus are you faint?
Sophrona quered, while fond restraint
She threw about his neck Ctwas but arm,
As if to shelter him from threatened harm.
II don't know, he faltered growing white;
There's something wrong-I can't explain it quite
feel it crawling, creeping DER my knee
Don't mind il" said the fair one, " It's flea
mo! no." he cried, in accents full of fear,
az have no fleas and none harbored here"
Z" 'Tis something with a thousand pair of jaws,
All striving hard to fill their horrd maws.'
Sophronia bent to kiss her lovers cheek,
But ere her task accomplished gave shrek
That wakened startled echoes from their rest
And kindled terror in her lovers breast
"Oh-we! oh! ouchl I'm eaten up alive,
She cried till strength with fear more could strive
Then sobbed. My dress-Augustus and your pants
Good Lord we're sitting a nest of ants"
Fen so it proved. The mound where rest sought
Had been by Natures little workers wrought,
And they who rested there in loves delight
For one brief season learned how ants can bite.
GRIF.
The National tribune., 1881-09-24

In the Sandwich Islands the natives are ex-
cellent BARRIERS, but know, or did know, nothing
of wigs. A man from England went into
Kanaka BARRIERS shop to get shaved, and after
the shave the barber, as a matter of course, pro-
ceeded to shampoo the customer. The customer
had dropped asleep in the chair and didn't notice
what was up, and when the barber started in on
the shampoo and the customers wig came off in
the poor fellows hands, leaving perfectly bald
head, he thought he had yanked the mans scalp
off, and with a howl of terror fled. And his as
sistaHts fed also and stayed in the woods week,
not daring to take the responsibility of their
awful deed.-BOstOn Post.
The National tribune., 1881-09-24
FIFTY-NINTH OHIO.

The Fifty-ninth Ohio held quite an interesting
reunion at their headquarters at the Bellevue
House yesterday morning, some forty members
of the regiment participating. Officers of the
organization present were DR.. A. B. Mckee,
President; L. S. Molen, Secretary The place Sc
lected for the next annual Reunion is Bethel,
Clermont county, Ohio. Officers elected for en-
suing year: Major K. J. Vanosdol, President !;
Captain VIM. Johnson, Vice President; Mack
Frazier, Secretary; Piner Hill, Treasurer; and
Leroy Frazier, Marshal. Post-office address of
President and Secretary, Bethel, Ohio.
The National tribune., 1881-09-24
A TEMPERANCE SERMON.

If for "a stomach ache you tache
Each time some whiskey it will break
You down and meak you sheak and quache,
And you will see a horrd snache
Much whiskey doth your wits beguile.
Your breath defuile, yourself make vuile;
You lose your STYLE likewise your pyle,
If you whyle too often smuile
But should there be, like now, Il drought
When water and your strength gives ought,
None will your good name then malign
If you con6gn your drink to wign.
H G. Dodge in Norristo,cn Herald
The National tribune., 1881-09-24
TWELFTH OHIO.

At meeting of forty surviving members of
the Twelfth Regiment o. " l., held in room No
5, Hamilton county courthouse, a permanent
organization was effected, and the following Off
GERS elected: President, Lloyd Stockman; Vice
President, Samuel Yeoton; Secretary and Treas
urer, George A. Stivers; Corresponding Secretary,
VIM. D. Nesbit.
The society will hold its first Reunion at Nor
row, Warren county, Ohio, September IA, 1882.
The National tribune., 1881-09-24

During a course of lectures on Grammar" the
sentence, Mary milks the cow," was given out to
the class to be parsed. Each word had been parsed
one, which fell to Bob L, a sixteen-year-
DID, near the foot of the class who commenced
thus: "Cow is a noun, feminine gender, singular
number, third person, and stands for Nary"
Stands for Mary" said the excited professor.
"How do you make that out?" Because" an
swered the noble pupil, if the cow didn't stand
for Mary, hOw could Mary milk her?"-Harpers
Magazine.
The National tribune., 1881-09-24

dying Irishman was asked by his confessor
if he was ready to renounce the devil and all his
works. "Oh, your honor" said Pat, don't ask
me that; | am going to strange country, and |
don't intend TO make myself enemies
The National tribune., 1881-09-24
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