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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-07-10
EcoS DE MADRID.
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Algunos acuden los centres donde
los billetes So reparten, y gritan, smens-
zan, consigueD y al salir de ALI eusenan
un amigo ocho 8 diez invitaciones de
las quo So han apo iersdo por asalto.
Queiss de todos laios, cartas indis-
cretas, atrevidss peticiones.
No ss como tienen cabeza los orgsni-
Eadores de las festas.
-,OhI exclamaha aver muv azorado
uno de esos qua frissn en- los so; les ase-
guro ( w. que no me- sucedera 10 que
ahora en- el proximo Osntenario de CAL
der6n.
--Lo creo sin di6cultad, contest6 sol-
riendo con malicia uno de sus oyentes.
La autoridad procuro poner & buen
recaudo 4 los tomadores de oficio.
Nj por esas.
Apenas lego ell slcalde de Paris le
escemotearon el ,eljo.
0sros easos de prastidigitaci6n ana
logos registra la historic de estos dias /;
pero 10 mas notable en- el genero ha 81
do Ia estafa de que han sido victimas al.
gunos cAndidos forasteros.
--Ouiere v. balloon en- la carrera qua
ha d seeair la procession pEsgunts.
bar 5 b vietima que seguian.
-Si no fueran muy caros. .....
No senior.
-lCuAnto?
I'm duro por persona.
-sY no podria ser menos9
DE ningun modo.
LIE ensehaban unos bile tes con ell
n6mefo de Ia casa, la situaci6u del bal
con y ell precio.
Algunos oaisn en- la red y pAgsbsn
y6ndose muy ufanos con Ia esperauza
de yer desde IN balloon la cabalgata
hist6rica.
Los Iectores Sc fgurarau las escenas
que habria hsbido en- las cssss de las
GALES de Ia Csrrers 81 Ia autoridad no
hubiera tornado medidas acertadas.
Pero los poseedores de los famosos
hilletes han pardido los cuartos por
mas que haysn gsnado en- experienoia.
Otro pobre senior hs psgado mas cara
Is lecci6n: 40 duros.
Estaba On an cafe quejandose de no
tsner IN sitio en- donde yer la proce-
sion.
ESQ se ve meior desde Ia calle, le
diio IN caballero que So hallaba en- una
mesa Immediate.
No deiaran.
"A los que tengan billete de libre
circulation, 81, senior.
-lY quien do eso2
-Ouestsn muy caros porque han da-
do muy pocos.
-Lo de menos es ESQ. -. 20 psgs-
ria cualquier ooss por YER de cerca la
procession.
-Pues mira ", 20 tengo uno que me
ha costado 800 reales. Si V. 10 quiere
todo esta reducido & que 20 pida otro.
Cinco minutes despues saIia 81 caba-
lIero del cafe con los 40 duros de su
victims y no tsrd6 mucho 64ts en- COM
prender que le habisn estafsdo de 10
Iindo.
On mozo de cafe logr6 escamotear &
81 amo On una noche doscientos cafes.
Rscouin los terrones de axGcar que de-
jaban algunos, limpiaba de cualquier
manera los vasos, mandaba seryir J CO.
mo no hacia 81 pedido an el mosttsdor
cobraba y guardaba el preeio del arti.
cuIo. Pero soFprsndido, fus ai salsdero
& dormir sobre sus laurelee.
En il estatua de Ceryantss ha spare-
edo IN pasquin que dice
ri Estoy indignado I
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-07-10
Don Aureliano Medina Juez de pri.
nsera Instancia del distrito de Ca

tE0rdc:
AL pdblico haSc saber Que en- ell incidents
fuera separaia de &c autos testamonse.
rios de D C4yetano Mafiuz soDre venta ue
te lblica subazta una casa situadH- -e1
la calle de In Cruez nimero As del Gobiernos
t3sada en- dos mil ochocientos pesos y cuyo
remate tendrA lupar el dia inte y seis del
actual mes lie Julio las nueve de Ia mafia-
taleza 94l siendo de advertir que el pliego dc
con iciones asi como los autos d. rtferenA
cia se hall IN de manifesto en- Ia Escribania
del que suscribe disposition de los que de-
seen ipteresarse en- ell remate y pr viniendo
que sc admitiran po-turas por los dos ter
clos deltotal n porte de tasacion. .-Dado en-
PuertoRic ), i cuatro de Julio de mil ocho-
cientos ochenta uno.-AURELAEo MEDINA,
Ell Escribano JOSE NJ Sd1jaan. 2-3
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-07-10
A R R0 z

De Valencia abrillsntsdo superior calidad,
detallaD e6 qql en- el almacen de Oarreras
hiios'--Ssu Justo udm 6.
Puerte-Rico 2 do Julio de 1881, t~~S
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-07-10
SOZODO\Irh FRAGANIR.

Puede Ser iescrito como un hqaide PUi20,
transparente; unas cuantas gotas del E1ll aplicAs
das con un cepiIo sobFe los dientea, prodncen 10
mas AGssADABLE A. ESPUMA, que pc
ntta TODOS LOS ENTERSTlCIO9
DE IA DENT LEMPEA
"a ROEA, refrcscanlola produciendo una
sensacii,2n agradable. Los dientes descolcridos
REC EC;agR%ssT ANS0 CO9aN.
Comunica fragancia al A ALHENTO impidsy
detene la decadencia de la dentadura. La
enctas Sc tornIn rosadas mas resistentes con esa
5peraci,i, y SO btisfiis Ia laa perfecta LIWPlRZA
DE Los Dl ANTES de Ia boca.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-07-10
SUzopON1E

Quita todo olor desagradable del .aLIE.FTO.
causado por catarro, mala dentadura, uso del
tabaco, ETC. Carece competamente de todas laa
prope1ldes perud ciales &cidas de las otras
pastas polvos dentri6cos, que dsstruyen 81 e.
malte.
IVA BOTEIL.A DUR.a SETS
.WESES
So uende en- todas las boticas perfamsrtas.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-07-10
NOTA.

Cuando no hsya en- el puerto buque
de guerrs, So hsran las senales indica-
das en- ell ssta de bandera que hay So.
bre 81 mue!le de este Real Arsenal.
Puerto Rico, s de julio de 1881.
Emilio Catald Alonso.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-07-10
AVISO.

Ell Sr. Alfonso Mahi afinador de pianos,
tiene ell gusto lie ofrecer los servicios de su
profession, admitiendo aoonos por amos y
comprometiendose afinarlos en- los meses
siguientes Enero, Marz), Mayo, Julio, Se-
tiembre Noviembre, IL pesos anuales.
81 una vez abonatos, aiguno no quisiese
aflnar su piano en- loC meses anunciados,
pagaran gu quota de dos pesos como 81 Sc
huolese vArificado, menos que le den avico
con ounce dias de anticipation.
Dicho abono empezara en- el proximo mes
de Julio.
Espero 6rdenes en- mi principal punto de
JuanAasssss'sSS z G alle del Comrcio mum. 81.
n 30 i
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-07-10
liIl!IO! lIVIR!US
TraSlacion.

Ell Consuado dominicano ha trasladado
ofcina 10 Gale de 10 Fortaleza ndm ~.
A
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-07-10


Los abajo firmsdos, Agentes, aseguran en
nombre dc las susodichas tres Dompafias, tan
to haciendas, amacenes otros edidcos, sea
la construction la que sea, como tamolen 1ru-
tos toda Case de generos
La tasa de premio sera segun la c'ase del
riesgo tan barato como en- cualquler otra
tJompafia de primer raugo Los mlsmos Agen-
tes es.an autOrizados para arreglar averias y
perddas sin referelcia a las respectivus ofici-
mas princpales en- Europa.
LLOYD HELVECIO
SWISS LLOYD.
Compaiia de Aseguros Maritimos,
en- Winterthur
Capital, 5 100000 Frances, en- eonex6n
con ell LLOYD Compan a de Reaseguros
en- Wlnterthur.
Capital sin las reservas, 5. 100000
Frances.
LLOYD FRANCAIS en- Paris,
Frances, 6OU0,00O.
COMPAGNIE FRANCHISE en- Paris,
Ffancos, 500O,0uO.
Asagura toda clase de generos que SO en-.
barquen, sea en- buque de vea SEA por vapOr,
para Ia costa Gu ,lquier puerto traSatautico
Los premios son muy bajos; la7 averf4s Y
perdidas pueden arres slarse Ell esta 8 tener
que recurrlr los Agentes a la Compafiia en-
Europa.
La Comp mia tiene Agentes en- los prncipa-
les puerlos de Espala, Ing aterra, Estados-
I'm dos, etc, crc lnstancia que nos pone en- ell
estado de arreglAr las averias 10 mas pronto.
Para mas detales dirigirse
MULLENHoFF q KoRBER,
los Agentes generates
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-07-10

Gira letras en- todas cautidades q cOrta vista
soDre las siglentes capitales pneblos dc 10
Peninsula, isias Baleares y las Canarias.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-07-10

Sc rende en- todas las bOticas perfamsrtas.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07
SHORT BITS.

"Schenck, Jr.," asks: SIS beautiful
proper word to describe four aces ?"
Depends upon whether you or t'other
fellow holds 'em.
The worse politician is, the greater
the fuss he will make when all accusation
is made against him. On the last day
you will hear him declaring that Gabriel
is making a trumped-up charge.
"Be good little girl" said Edith to
her younger sister; "you mustn't ask for
a second piece of cake. It isn't good for
little girls. Besides" she added, 81 want
it myself"
A man who helps to circulate piece
of gossip is as bad as the one who origi-
mated it, To put your fist into tar-bar=
rel and then go round shaking hands
with somebody is what some people like
to do.
The story is told of seven-year-old
boy in Maine that he is able to tell, with
ont calculation, the day of the week upon
which any given date will fall. When
asked how he did it, he replied, II don't
know; it comes to me-"
Teacher-"A quadruped is an animal
having four legs. Now who will give me
the name of quadruped?" And shrill
voices piped out, ga table" There is
nothing like object teaching, especially
when the object is just before the pupils
eyes.
A silent look of affection and regard
where all other eyes are turned coldly
away-the consciousness that we possess
the sympathy and affection of one being
when all others have deserted us-is a
hold, stay, comfort, in the deepest
affection, which no wealth could pur-
chase or power bestow.
Ina certain minister's family, the con-
versation turned upon the character of
the baby. Why was the baby so naughty
The brother, who had reached the age
of II, and was studying the steam en-
CINE in his intervals of catechism, gave
vent to his orthodoxy in the following
suggestive inquiry: Papa, as we all in
herit the sin of Adam. and the baby is
such little fellow, is there not greater
pressure of sin to the square inch of the
baby than in the rest of us?"- Hartford
Couraut.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07
100000 People

In the United States use the celebrate q
Stakeholder wagons and carriages. This
is largely due to the fact that especial
care is taken in selecting the material.
The wood used is of the best, being Sc
lected from the forests of Indiana, which
are noted for their superior quality of
timber suitable for wagon making. Every
piece of timber used is subjected to close
inspection, and discarded if rot up to
the standard. All the new improve
ments, as fast rs they are made, are
added to the wagons The Studebaker
Company has many valuable patents,
which are put in Use on their wagons
and add much to their worth. The
Studebaker is the best ironed wagon in
the market, every one having the pa'elt
round edge projecting tire, which protects
the paint and felloe. These wagons have
the slope-shouldered spoke, which greatly
increases the strength of the wheels. The
success of the Studebaker wagon COM
pany has been so great that they have
bnilt up at South Bend, Indiana. the
largest wagon factory in the world They
employ over 1000 men, have twoimmense
engines of 400 horse power each, and
boilers of 1000 horse power, as the factory
is heated by steam They construct
every kind of vehicle from express
wagons to the most elegant hacks and
coaches and take the utmost care with
their manufacture. Their wagons will
bear the severest tests and the Studebaker
company guarantee satisfaction to their
customers.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07
WashlngtOn's Birthplace.

The place where George Washington
was born nWesrmoreland county, Va. ,on
the bank of the Potomac, is now marked
only by pile of crumbling brick and q
simple stone suitably inscribed, that was
erected by a namesake. The house was
destroyed by fire during the Presidents
boyhood, and as the spot is visited by
but few people, little thought has been
given until recently to the placing of n
memorial upon the site. A short time
before his term of office expired Secre-
tary Evarts took lively interest in the
matter. 1t was afterward brought before
Congress, and that body appropriated
$50 900 for such monument as was ac-
ceptable to the State Department. 1t is
certain that the plans by which the work
will be done are those submitted by
is proposed to build house 25 feet
square and about 35 feet high, the roof
being pitched. The locality is so lonely
that in preparing the designs the archi-
tects considered we'll the fact that the
memorial must stand for years without
much care. They select brick and terra
Gotta for building materials. granite not
being available. and intend that the roof
shall be covered with tiles, and the doors
and windows screened by bronze grilles.
Over the door will be the inscription,
George Washington. Hic Natus.
Unique Notus." This is to be sur
mounted by an eagle. On either side Of
the door, in panels, will be placed the
ancient gravestones now standing on the
premises. The interior of the building
will be plain, the roof timbers showing,
and the floor being laid in mosaic. The
house will be in full view of passengers
on the river boats.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07
A Word for the Little Ones.

I hate to see children forced to do
things that are disagreeable to them,
merely for the purpose Of making them
obey. Where any good end is to be an
swered, it is different. Little ones often
object to what is good for them, and when
firmness is necessary, people should of
course be firm. But, If little, power
less creature has strong fancy or a
great repugnance, q parent or guardian
abuses his power in ignoring it. Why
should your little boy be made to eat the
fat of his meat, if ne loathes it, or any
thing, no matter what, that is repulsive
to him? 1t may be necessary to refuse
some things at table, but seldom, if ever,
to force anything upon them. Why
make a child, either girl or boy, mis-
cradle by forcing it to wear articles of
clothing of which its taste does not
approve or at which other chill
dren laugh? 1 think little girls
suffer more from this than from any
other thing. Almost all of us have some
such memory. I knew q lady whose
childish life was made very wretched for
year by an obsolete old bag in which
she was forced to carry her books to
school; and another whose mother forced
her to wear some old lace which, though
costly, was laughed ct by ignorant chill
dren who made her world, and declared
that she actually wished herself dead,
until that lace was banished from her
wardrobe. II you can afford it., it is
wiser to give your boy the particular top
or kite he wants. and your girl the very
doll she covets or the blue ribbon she
admires. And, ut any rate, you need
not uselessly force them to anything
from which them shrink or which makes
them unhappy IO'Donahoe's Maya
zine.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07

The BISHOP OF UxFORDs PUZZLES.
i The following is the famous puzzle
proposed by the Bishop of Oxford: II
have trunk with two lids, two caps,
two musical instruments, established
measures, and great number of arti-
cles q carpenter cannot dispense with.
Then have always about me couple
of good fish and great number of
smaller ones, two lofty trees, fine
flowers, and the fruit of an indigenous
plant, two playful animals, and a num-
Der of smaller and less tame breed; also
fine stag; and great number
of whips without handles, some
weapons of warfare, number Of
weathercocks, and the steps of hotel;
the House of Commons on the eve of n
division, two students, and number Of
Spanish grandees to wait on them; a
wooden box under two fine buildings,
the product of q camphor and caoutch-
QUO tree, and two beautiful phenomena,
piece of money, and articles used by
Titan, kind Of boat in which balls are
held, another article used IN crossing
rivers, fine pair Of blades without
handles. part OF carpenters imple-
ments, letter finished off with bows,
and secure fastenings for the whole"
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07

Parsnips are not sufficiently appre-
siated, perhaps because of their t. .
sweet taste; but this can be overcome to
. palatable extent by judicious cookery;
they are excellent when sliced, after
boiling and warmed in sauce made by
mixing -four, butter and milk over the
Are and seasoning it with milk and pep
rer: ~ soon - warm they are served
with . little chopped parsley and q
squeese Of lemon juice. For parsnips
fried brown in an old-fashioned iron pot
With slicss OF salt pork and seasoning
d ALT and pepper. ssvsral good words
might b. said.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07
APPOINTED ATTORNEY.

Mr.. Benjamin l. Cohen has removed his law Office
to the suit of rooms numbered 20 in Union Block,
Portland Or. Mr.. Cohen has been appointed Resi-
dent Attorney of the Equitable Mercantile Company
of New York. and the North American Attorney 5
and Tradesmens Protective Union Company of Con-
necticut. These two of the largest and most
sponsible collection agencies in the country AMI
claims placed in Mr.. Cohen's hands will receive
careful attention and be vigorously pressed by the
best legal talent of the United States and Canada.
He has also engaged acompetent assistant to aid him
in the enforcement of local claims
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07

The only irst-class hotel in. Portland
is the Esmond, and it deserves the name
of being the best in the State. 1t is
elegantly furnished throughout, and its
table 10 by far the best Of any hotel in
Portland. The popular proprietor, Mr..
J. H. Bremen, is always looking after
the comfort of his guests, and the large
patronage tho hotel receives shows how
much such house is appreciated.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07

would never leave my bed. That was three
months ago. Now l weigh 100 pounds. ! canuo
wrlae asit OF whai want "a % ssv o"' warner
r. " KOURK, Railway N J.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07

Now do Most UnhesttatinEiy Aver
As old practitioner, that Warmers Sa fe Kidney
and Liver Cure is among the most valuable dsc)v-
cries of tn 18th century. l cannot say too much
in It's behalf Pittsburg Pa. April. 1887
lsigped II. CDNNELL, NJ ID.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07

Plumbers 5. S. S. Fever and Ague mix
ture. A sure shot,
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07

Woods the halter, l43 First st. Portland
Or, is the boss place to buy hats.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07

The old made young and the weak strong by drink
ing Damiana Bitters, the great tonic.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07

We always and wit and merit in those
who look at us with admiration.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07

Send to Woods the halter, Portland, O
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07

The hnndsOmest cabinet photographs ever dis
played In Oregon he at Frank Il.
Ahril's gallery In Portland. lie Is the leading
artist In the state.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-07-07
Sykes Sure Cure for Catarrl"

I IQUID OR DRY, PRICE u 90; '.ATMospHEkic
j fnsufiiators." price Sc Dry cure and lnsuiia-
tors mailed on receipt OF price, with fll direction for
useetc. :. g. SkfDMOltE 4 Co. Druggists . First
street. Portland or. sole Agents for the y. Pacific
Coast mHrHNI
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-04-28
CORRESPONDENCE.
FROM LRADvILLE.


LEADvILLn, Col, April IL, ISL
EDrroR CHrEF:-Alow me to say few words in
your paper about Leadvie and Its present state IL
is one OF the hardest towns ever saw. IL Is impoS
sible for person to get through the streets ior
mud We see teams three ieet deep IN mud on tne
most public streets. wages ior teams anu drivers
hHuiing ore are SIX aoiArs per oAy anu c"sts t'ee
dollars 10 ieeo team per u's' oihee lhe raii"'1
got here, the town mas peeh ON the deeiine- Team
ing ana labor nave gone uo"h 10 such S'A.e 'i-'
working man can seafceiy MAKE h'hg- iney Are
en'tng inc wages uo"h III al lie niine-
IN the mines at present are s-o per uas' i"ei.
Is taik OF 'nein eui''iis asain per aa! Do1iu
Is NV 10 s'V per wees. an 'he sniei'ers nav e"'
tAe wages from 80" 10 Wv Pe' nAs. inere 'u'
Dut one shei'ef ruiHins "' ih'7 no P'-',
Tor n working man ihero arc over one 'hou'',na
men OUT oi P'"She"' ia t"""' at Pre'eH'' '"A'
nave no. means 70 =" eiSe""e'e' ma" o"'
alter dark and thers IL any Suspicion tha' ne mas
money ne is knocked do~h ana roooed' II
common thihs 10 re'" III 'he "orhihg papers oI e
or SIX ro"Dehes curing tne previous hish' 'uS'
lew days ago. TWO women were going nome iro'h
town when three iootac' put pistols to their heads
and commanded them TO hold up Their hands ~hi'e
one OF the robbers went through their pockets ana
renewed them OF seNehi!-hFe doiiars' ana then
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-04-28

KANSAS WHEAT.-Who sends the Kansas crop
reports to the Eastern papers, and what is the OBJ
jeet in so grossly misrepresenting and exaggerat-
ing the factsf We do not mean in a sense dis
advantageous to Kansas, but in reporting good
crops and bright prospects in a degree that facts
and observation will not sustain. If Kansas IA
naticism, operating upon the heels of last Sum-
mer's drouth, has checked the tide of immigra-
tion to the State, and turned the stream in other
directions, any amount of lying will not remedy
the matter. The person whO last week, sent
statement of the Kansas wheat prospect to the
Chicago Times, did so either without any knowl-
edge or without any regard for the truth He
asserted that the crop of DOniphan County would
make IS per cent. of an average crop. The fact
is, that weeks ago, actual examination revealed
the fact that not over Is per cent of the wheat
sown last Fall in this County was in a condition
to warrant risking the use Of the ground on
which il had been sown; and the Is per cent
that was good mostly stood on the bottom lands,
and has been destroyed by the overflow of the
river. Doniphan County will not harvest 10 per
cent. of the wheat crop sown. The weather in
DOniphan County, the past Winter, was a fair
average of the whole State. The causes that
killed the crop here, operated to greater or less
extent throughout the State. In some sections,
there will probably he fair wheat crop; but,
taken as a whole, the crop Of the State will fall
wofully short, bogus reports sent to the Eastern
papers to the contrary notwithstanding.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-04-28

LAWFUL DRINKs.-on the first of May, many
of the saloons will he turned into billiard halls
and cigar stores, with drinks not interlicted by
law. Soda water will have heavy run, and
ginger pop and seltzer and mineral waters.
Why not revive the old spruce beeri 1t was an
exceedingly pleasant beverage, and just as good
MS stronger drinks, if people would only think
SO. In Ohio, thirty-five years ago, they had
what was called DIR. Kronk's SarsaparilIa Beer.
1t was delivered over the country from the fac
tory in wagons. 1t popped and foamed when
opened, was very pleasant to the taste, healthy
and harmless, and quenched thirst. These and
other substitutes for stronger liquors would sell
well, yield good profit, make no one sick, and
cause no drunkenness or rows.