Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1881-12-14

lis your father at homer inquired a
man of little girl who admitted him
is your name Billy?' she asked
Some people call me So replied ne;
Then he is not at home; for L heard
him tell John if any bill came TO say
he was not at home
The components of DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup are daily prescribed by the
ablest physicians, whose success Is
due to the specific influence of these
components. DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup,
skilfuIly prepared for immediate use,
is for sale by druggists.
Cider is scarcer than whisky in
York county.
Hog cholera has made its appear
ance In Allegheny county, said to
come from Ohio.
For three years my son was sore all
over. Peruna cured him. j. Neuen-
schwander, s. s. Pittsburgh.
Well, l should shiver, is the latest
idiotic slang. Those who use it won't
Q
in the next world.
Calenders for 1882 and the festive
almanac with the bran new joke are
coming to the front.
Mrs. Dukes, of Colfax, Indiana, had
a running sore on her ankle for two
years Iindsey's Blood Searcher'
cured it.
Six hogs, nine months old slaugh-
tered in Conventry township, Chester
county. weighhd $500 pounds.
Had very sore eyes, almost blind.
Peruna cured me. A. Bender, 3. >.
Pittsburgh, Pa.
Sixteen hundred head of cabbage
was shipped by canal from Centre
county, to Baltimore last week.
The population of the United States
is finally figured at 50,l55,7S4. 1t
cost "a, 400, 900 to find that out.
An agricultural exchange says if a
rat is caught alive, dipped into tar
and then libeated every othe rat will
promptly leave the place.
Keep your family well supplied
with Sellers Cough Syrup use it in
time, you will avert bronchial and
pulmonary affections. Is cents.
A farmer named Goodrich, of Brad
ford county, thought he saw q deer
standing in thicket, got a rife, hur-
ridIy shot and killed young cow Of
great value.
rs your father Cbristian?' said a
gentleman to little boy on one occa-
sion. Yes, SIR said the little boy;
but believe he has not worked at it
much lately
Elizabeth Cunningham gave birth
to five children in less than three years,
at Pottstown, twins first and triplets
Her husband died month after the
triplets were born.
A man who is inspired by God to
commit a great crime is man who
can keep the whole court room III
which be is being tried for murder in
peals of hilarious laughter
Roasted lemons are said to subdue
the wbooping cough very effectually.
1t is prepared as fellows: Roast a
lemon without burning it. When hot
cut and squeeze the juice into sugar.
Give teaspoonful as often as the
cough is troublesome. This is cure
for any kind Of a cough and perfectly
safe to take.
The society young man of the pc
riod will shy at Ice cream saloons here
after. The sued lover in the breach Of
promise case sweetheart explained the
visits Of another young man by saying
that be was only her ice cream young
man. Pleasant as such an appendage
may be to fair maiden, the average
young man will hardly aspire TO the
humble Office, at least where there is
lover around.
State Superintendent, DR.. Higbee,
has given notice that no more pupils
can be admitted for the present into
the Soldiers Orphans Schools, in con-
sequence of the inadequacy Of the
State appropriation, and concludes by
saying that should the present num-
Der continue until the close Of the
school year, which ends May 3lst,
1882, the amount Of appropriation
would be exceeded at least twenty
thousand dollars.
The disqualification Of witness ct
Toronto, on the ground that he was an
Agnostic, adds TO our knowledge Of
matters and things in Canada. The
supposition that because man is not
sure about what goes on in the next
world he is therefore an incompetent
witness as TO what he sees going on
In this world, when bis evidence may
be very important to the rights Of q
plaintiff or defendant, caused Mr..
Justice Osler TO suggest that there
was chance for Improvement in this
respect in the law Of the Dominion
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