The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-11-29
sc1NT1LLAT1oNs
Pest election poem by New York
s,Bswart: "Hustc,l.
Busted. "-TGrnelle.

Pest election poem by New York
s,T'Mart: "Hustcd.
Bnsted." -[Grnelle,
The latest is; "Yon can most Az.
snredly wager your sugar coated ex-
i-tenc."- Constituencies.
The president Of Mexico has just
lea his third bride to the alter. He
doesn't propose to Diaz long as thcle
lisa womanto marry Gruelle.
Some girls are born lat. some
achieve fatness, and some nix them
selves MP fat with old NEWSPAPERS and
things Henderson News.
An old bachelor who was examining
some handsome apartments in antici
patton oi his marriage MAS heard Ia
muiter-"in the snitc, by and by
Bowling Green Gazette
A long article entitled. GLOW Ito
Edit n Newspaper" is declined with
thanks. Everybody knows how To
edit newspaper Polk johnson.
The Cleveland Sunday Sun calls
this paper "a rara asis." If that
means anything good, IFS all right
il not you're another.-- Sunday Ar.
gus.
The Conrier-Journal denies the ru-
NOR that the n. y. Wurl,l is about to
be- illumined by the two suns thar
shine in southern Journalism Wat
ter-son and Allison. Il Owensbor'
Post.
Maurice Barrymore and his London
manager are qnarreling about their
new play, Honor When the quarrel
is over neither Of them will he likel,
10 possess it, Louisville Post.
Bob Bnrlctte says, editors sill
down to the table with kings" To
the best Of our rccollections we sal
down with deuccs, and only par OF
them. The other fellow, the base
Bezonian, had the kings Argus.
Tammany elected only a Coroner at
the late election. INV il he will hold
MI inquest on that body and returns a
verdict that 1t died lrpm internal rot
tenneSs. he can claim the right to go
up head Argus.
The shock of earthquake felt in
Washington City not long ago was
caused by colored porter accidentally
pulling chair from behind David
Davis Just ss he was about to sit
down. : Dittoe.
In New York lately bride tainted
as the wedding party eutcred the
church door. Sh5 was laced too tight
At the wedding dinner the bridegroom
Tell off his chair. lie was tight, too
but not from lacing.--- Polk johnson
"The cdtcr OF London Punch ha,
fourteen daughters" No wonder he'i
so funny 1t must keep HIM in ;
constant good hnmor to SEQ the mil
linery and dress-goods bills como in.--
State journal.
The New York Banker and Broke
has taken a notion to exchange will
The Post. Wecan now keep advi,e,
as TO how all our branch establish
ments are coming on.--[ Owensbor,
Women do rot wear black colore,
hose because that color makes thei
legs look SMALLER Blue and PINK ar
the favorite colors because they caus
the limb to look larger than it reall
H. Louisville Democrat.
The melancholy days are come,
The saddest of the year;
Too hot for whisky, gin or rum,
And far too cold for beer.
--Elizabethtown News.
The Buffalo Sunday Morning New
has a standing head-"rhe way q
the World" which comprises births
marriages and deaths. The head is
delusion aud a snare. 1t should in
cIude divorces.-- Sunday Argus.
1t is our pride and boast that. il
the thrrc years we have been edith,
this paper. we have not written o
printed line that would bring blus
to the cheek Of Cincinnati drummer
= Gruelle.
A French paper says of NJ. Theirs
that when h. was young he was :,
little he had to take pole to knoc
down the strawberries, This is near
er the truth than French papers eve
were before Constitutionalist.
The man who said all the world wa
stage and the people were actor
didn't liaYe i correct. 1t should hav
leen that all the worlds printing
Office and every fellow takes a hand a
playing the devil.--[Glasgow Times
Gnitesu insists that he has not &C
crpted counsel, but will conduct hi
own case, and that he represents Deit,
in this trial. II that be true it woul
not be a bad idea to adopt the " est
ern plan of hanging the counsel in tn
absence Of the clientele. j.
It's not that we care for the tcl
dollars admission fee that we refus
Patti. It's the principa
ofthe thing--inst think how man
goblets of foamy lager that muc
would buy--two hun lred glasses
Nich,sy Patti State Journal.
Some people believe there is n
analogy between the handwriting an,
character OF individuals. Yet .ther
is. When yon see girl or woman
write large hand You may set
down that she has a masculine mind
aud either does now, or will in tn
future, wear the breeches.-- Tobacco
Leaf.
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