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Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-12-24
Tricks Of Speech.

Nothing is easier to acquire,
nothing more difficult to lose, than a
trick of speech and manner; and nothing
Is more universal. If we look around
among our friends and acquaintance,
we shall fnd scarcely one who has not
his favorite word, his perpetual formula,
his automatic action, his unmeaning
gesture-all tricks caught probably
when young, and, by not being correct
ed chen, impossible to abolish now. Who
does not know the familiar,"I say" as
the preface of every remark?-and the
still more familiar "YOu know" as the
middle term Of every sentencep Who,
too, In these later times, has not suffer-
cd from the infiictiOn of awful" and
"jolly"-mile-stOn In the path Of
speech, interpreted with open, uglier
and more obstrusive signs of folly and
corrupt Observation-Disclosures that are
forever turning, showing the successive
distances to which good taste and re-
finement have receded in this hideOus
race after slang to which our youth is
given. Then there are people who per-
petuate CALCULATIONS; who say Good
nessl' as mark Of surprise is a little
mixed with reprObatiOn; lower In tho
social scale 1t Is my wordw "Patiencep'
did everw and indifferently to all
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-12-24

Among the wonderful and useful in
ventiOns Of the time is the common sand
blast. Suppose you desire a piece of
marble for gravestOne, you cover the
stone with sheet of wax no thicker
than a wafer; then you cut in the wax
the name, date, etc., leaving the marble
exposed. Now pass it under the blast,
and the sand shall cut it away. Remove
the wax and you have the cut letters.
Take piece of French plate glass, say
two by six feet, cover it with fine lace,
and pass it under the blast, and not a
thread of the lace will be injured, but
the sand will cut deep into the glass
wherever IL Is not covered by the lace.
Now remove the lace and you have del
icate and beautiful figure raised on the
glass. In this way beautiful figures Of
all kinds are cut in glass at small ex-
pense. The wOrkmen can hold their
hands under the blast without harm,
ven when it is rapidly cutting away
the hardest glass, iron or stone, but they
must look out for finger nails, for they
will be whitfield off right hastily. II
they put on steel thimbles to protect
their nails it will do but little good, for
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-12-24
Probate Order.

STATE OF MICHIGAN-County of Cheboy.
- gan. SIS.
At a session of the Probate Court for the
county of Chetioygan, holden at the Probate
Office, in the village Of Cheboygan, on Friday,
the 9th day of December, in the year one
thousand eight hundred and eighty-one
Present, f. n. Perkins, Judge of Probate.
In the matter of the estate of Nancy Dun
lap, deceased. On reading and filing the petit
tiOn duly verified, of David u. Dunlap, pray
ing among other things that the administration
of said estate be granted to himself or some
suitable person.
Thereupon it is ordered, that Monday, the
second day of January, 1882, at 10 o'clock in
the forenoon, be assigned for the hearing of
said petition. and that the heirs at law of said
deceased, and all other persons interested in
said estate, are required to appear at a session
of said Court, then to be holden at the Probate
office, in the village of CheboyRan, and show
cause, If any there be, why the prayer of the
petitioner should not be granted; And IL is
further ordered, that said petitioner give no.
tice to persons interested In said estate of the
tendency of said petition, and the hearing
thereof, by causing a copy of this order to be
published IN the Northern Tribune, a news
paper printed and circulated in said county of
Cheboygan, three successive weeks, previous
to said day Of hearing.
"a true copy.) EDWIN 2. PERKINS, s
10dec4t Judge of Probate.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-12-24

stations, "YOu don't say sol" or in q
voice of depreciation, "N0" and surely
nOtp To Judge my voice and works
these ejaculatOry people are always in a
state of surprise. They go through the
world in intending establishment; an
their appeals to their goodness" and
that intermediate quantity called good
gracious" are incessant. In the genera
ton that died with the fourth George
the favOrite calculations were by
GeOrgew with excursions into the re-
giOns of "Gad?" and by JingOw
Again. trick by no means unusual
your friend is telling you of some event,
or making you the participation in some
feeling. He invariably rOnnds off his
narration with sin all my lifep "Inever
saw such thing in all my lifep' he says
If he is telling you how his cab-hOrse
slipped on the asphalt and fell-exactly
as all cab-hOrses always fall. 81 never
remembered such a sultry day in all my
life," he cries hopping his flushed face.
But the thermometer is only eighty de-
grees and he said the same thing yester-
day when it was seventy-fOur degrees.
Whatever happens to him is the SUI
preme of that order of events, and moth
ing equal to it has been experienced by
him in all his life before. He never had
such cold in all his life as this not
very formidable catarrh-never enjoyed
himself so much in all his life as this
not very jOcund afternoon tea: his life is
perpetual at its highest point, and by
his trick of speech you might imagine
him forever at the zenith of human
experience. 1t is nothing of the kind;
he is good, common place, moderate
kind of person, whose path lies in an
equable, not to say human level, both of
fact and feeling, but he has suffered his
speech to be pitted with this popularity,
to be stamped by this trick of exaggera-
tiOn, and the false registering of fancy
zenith umeans nothing in the world but
the simplest affirmation of the most or
binary circumstancss.-The Queen.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-12-24
Look at the japanese ware at
MACARTHUR, SMITH q Co.'S.

COrsets very cheap at Hempstead's.
For nice line of ladies and childrens
hosiery examine Greenthal's stock.
Greenthal is closing out his stock of
0vercOats. Go early and secure good
bargain.
We have marked our crOckery espec-
tally for the holiday trade. John Becker.
Ladies, one of thosefne smoking sets
would make nice present for your
gentlemen friend. They are marked
very low at Beckers.
Everybody says Greenthal has the
largest and finest stock of dry goods in
town. Itt
Large stock of new winter shawls just
received by S. LeGault u Son.
Go and see the new stock of ladies
clOaks, dOlmens and listers at Green
that's. The finest line in town.
Germantown yarn, Zephyr wOrsteds
and card board, and all kinds of fancy
goods at Hempsteads.
A lot of choice books in fine bindings
very suitable for Holiday Gifts at Eek
ers Book Store.
Dress and Cloak Trimmings, the new
est styles, at Hempstead's.
A fact that John Becker is selling j.
G. Meakin's graniteware for very low
price,:
unhandled cups and sancers, 4oc per set
Handled a" 4" 45c
Breakfast plates 40c A"
Dinner plates 45c e"
Tea plates 30c
Pie plates Zoe "
Come and see the goods.
Young men your lady friends expect
Christmas present. Go to Beckers and
select nice toilet set for her.
For good tobacco and cigars examine
the immense stock kept by Gallagher &
Murphy at their popular restaurant.
The sales of crOckery at Beckers are
large. Why?s Because he has the
largest assortment at the lowest prices.
Call and see for yourself.
Lazells' concentrated perfumery is the
best. For sale at the City Drug Store.
S. LeGault & Son have the prettiest
dOlmans in town.
10 the Ladies.
A choice assortment of ladies' beaver
hats and Derbys, fresh from New York
at lowest prices, to be found at
MRS. HAMILTON,
17dec4t East side the River.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-12-24
Surprising ammOth Cave.
From the Inter Ocean.

From the Inter Ocean.
LEITCHFIELD, KY, Dec. There was
discovered OH Thursday last, on the farm
of Evan Rogers, about one mile from
the POstOffice of this tOwn,'a cave that
bids fair to rival, if not surpass, the
wOrld-renOwned Mammoth Cave of Ken
lucky. Back of Mr.. Rogers house
stands high hill, in which there are
several small caves, one of them being
used by the family as cellar. Mr.
Rogers, desiring additional room, con-
ceived the idea of blasting out some of
the rock in the rear. In doing so he
struck vast opening, which was only
separated from the former cave by a
very thin wall of alabaster rock, covered
with a calcareous formation, and he was
greately astOnished to find before him an
immense cave, with avenues at least
100 feet wide. Saddling his horse, he
rushed into town and communicated the
news Of this great discovery to the as
tOnished citizens. Torches were at once
prepared, and he started back to explore
the great mysteries of the wonderful
cave, accompanied by well-knOwn bust
ness men and county officers.
Entering the cave, they were at once
greatly impressed with its grandeur.
For three long hours they explored its
wonderful formations without meeting
barrier to their progress, until they
came to alwide. deep river, which they
found contained vast schools of eyeless
fish and other sightless wonders of the
marine world. They retraced their
steps, determined upon complete ex-
plOratiOn Of the cave the following day.
So the following day much larger
party entered the cave, accompanied by
Surveyor John +. Stone, who took an
accurate measurement Of the distance
they traversed. They came to what
seemed to be the end of the main avenue,
after travelling a distance of fourteen
miles, and 1t was near midnight before
they reached their homes.
The river they discovered is wide, long,
one of the smaller class of our Western
steamboats,. Beautiful stalactite,
glistening like great diamonds, are pen
stalagments and pillars of alabaster rear
themselves like SO many beautiful
monuments below. A pyramid an
exact face simile of the great pyramid
of Egypt was found in one of the cham
UtTS, IOSetHtT Will MdSOIllC dlIeT anu
other Masonic emblems-alsO number
Of well-preserved, mummies, which were
rep0sing in stone collins which were
evidently constructed by great sculptor,
as they are fine specimens of the
sculptOr's art, and covered with beauti-
full Masonic emblems. There are eviden-
ces on all sides that the cave was the
abode of aIpre-histOric race, and that that
race, was identified with the ancient
Egyptian races, as can now be proved by
the light which is given us in this very
important discovery. Joseph Mulhattan,
geOlogist and scientist, from Louisville,
KY, has visited the cave, and secured
several mummies and other specimens
but the pyramid and remaining wonders
will remain untouched to be gazed upon
by wondering world. j. M.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-12-24
NORTHERN TRIBUNE.
SATURDAY DECEMBER "a, 1881.
THE g.lTTLE BEGGAR'S BUTTON
HOLE BOUQUET.

THE little BEGGAR'S BUTTON
HOLE BOUQUET.
BYH.H.
IT was on bitter winters day,
saw strange, pathetic sight;
The streets were gloomy, cold, and gray,
The air with falling snow was white.
A little ragged beggar child
Went running through the cold and storm;
He looked as II he never smiled,
As II he never had been warm.
Sudden, he spied beneath his feet
A faded buttOn-hOle bouquet:
Trampled and wet with rain and sleet,
Withered and worthless, there 1t lay.
He bounded, seized it with delight,
Stood still and shook 1t free from snow;
Into his coat he pinned 1t tight
His eyes Lit up with sudden glow.
He sauntered on, all pleased and proud.
His face transformed in every line;
And fingered that the hurrying crowd
Might chance to see that he was fine.
The man who threw the flowers away
Never one half such pleasure had;
The flowers best work was done that day
In cheering up that beggar lad.
All me, too often we forget,
Happy in these good homes Of ours,
How many In this world are yet
Glad even of the withered flowers!
st. Nicholas, December, 1881.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-12-24
Four Houses and Two Lots.

In good location, small installments at time
of purchase, balance on easy terms. Apply to
+. M. SAMM0NS, Cheboygan Mich.
3declms
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-12-24

the sand will soon white them away;
but If they wrap piece of soft cotton
around them they are safe. You will at
once see the philosophy of it. The sand
whittles away and destroys any hard
snbstance-even glass-but does not af-
feet substances that are soft and yield
ing, like wax, cotton, fine lace, or even
the human hand.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-12-24
Notice to Tax Payers.

NOTICE is hereby given that have this dav
=, - appointed samuel H. Taylor my deputy
ship of Ellis for the year 1881 at his Office IN
Cheboygan. '' o'"oe III
Dated Ellis Nov. 30, 1881.
THOMAS K. HUNGERFORD
40 Township Treasurer.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-12-24
OYSTERS.

When you want good, fresh oysters 60
to Gallagher & Murphy's.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-15

Haye you noticed those handsome windows
at G. f. Cross book store? If not, go there
and inspect them; then do thou likewise by
decorating your transom and side lights
around your front door, or bath room Win
dow, or perhaps an office window, or in fact
any glass in store, house or office that needs
shading from the sun, and still receive the
benefit of all the light. Many Of our citizens
are ayailing themselves Of an inexpensive
and handsome decoration, 10y using" Lum
Smiths Imitation Stained GLASS; for which
we have the exclusive agency of Northern
Pennsylvania, and It great variety Of patterns
on hand testify to the fact that we can please
any who may favor Us with calls in that line.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-15

The disappearance from our columns OF the
attractive advertisement Of BUSH the enter
prising Bridge Street clothing man must not
be construed rs meaning that he has retired
from business. Oh, no. He has just as large
a stock as ever, and says be is Offering even
better bargains than usual. He thinks people
have no time to read advertisements at this
busy season, (n which he is mistaken of
course; everything IN the REVIEW is read)'
and therefore. decides not to advertise till
later. We can assure our readers however
that they Will find him lat home" prepared
to offer greater inducements to all wanting
any thing in his line. He is one of. our
promptest business men, buying for cash,
carries an immense stock, and sells very low
always.
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l DWELL Il Go.

have just opened a very LARGE
AND COMPLETE STOCK Of
Ladies' Gloves, Hosiery, Lace
Ties, Fans, Ruchings, Spanish
Laces, French Laces, &c. Their
notion and fancy goods depart
ment is now unusually full and
complete, with all the new things
in the market. The stock Of
PARASOLS and SUN UNI
BRELLAS is very large, and
prices very low. Silk Fringes,
Girdles, Passamenuies, Dress
Buttons, a large assortment just
received.
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as follows:
ARRIVE DEPART
90 A.M Phila y, Y. and East States P.JL -
9 80 80. DushOrc, Bernicc, Laportc, &c.,. 10
10 10 .........L. V. way mail North -
II 90 New Era sc. Tues, Thurs. and Sat. ! 90
II 90 ..Asylum, sc. Mon, Wed. and Fri. %
IL 90 .Shcshequin, &c.........N II 90
l 90 PM ....Troy, Burlington, &C.. A.H ~ %
. 40 . Closed mail from Erie x \. .CR.It's... Is
3 OO ....C Canton. MOnroeton, &c........ 90
1 80 .........L. V. way mail South......... 30
l 90 ........LcItaysvillc Rome &c...P.H 90
6 20 0. .BarrIay.............. / 90
10 40 Erie west tofEImira.......... Of 80
Office open from 90 A. NJ. to :45 p. NJ.
Money order office open from S 90 to I 90 P. N.
Office open Sunday from 9 90 to lO:OO A. N.
=. POWELL, =. NJ.
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notire ana nj rea,onahn r,tr>. Orders eft at
stevens & Iono's and Dye & COS will re-
cni,e eI' rrnnnt ,,t1onti"" '',' -
The ToWanda Library, over EVANS X III
DRETH'S store.ls open from ten til twelve,
Tuesday and Saturday. learIf sub>crip-
tons - 90. Any one may draw BOOK from
'''' '''' ''' NV i''' '''''' ~ = u N''''
Get YOUR cOuclrS. sofas, easy clair>-cycry-
at.& nm III tne upnQ,SirFI line rrp"Te" al
O''"'SO" > li''5' S'i''''
Tow9nJa and yicInity that Mr., IIarrirt CoJIn-
/, now prepared to do all kind, of Hair Work
at short notice. She also keeps constantly ON
nan Iiah,i Il IaT2e Supply OF he4d! Maue lalr
W W otN' HHcI a. 9N icIItA' I"Il>' bIuIuN' aI"
uliS' "eSl"cilcc 3I hoII'onLu >I'Erl. ~
NlS' ilAl'I'lE1 ool i-''>''
Mattresses new at wholesale and retail
ulain and fancy stripe feather pillows. ready
made; plain pillow, for >ham>, ready made:
double front cOuche> fuU >uriur: smoking
Sleepy hollow and ,tudrnt, Chairs. at Ottar-
'''' > - 49, -
Latest styles of Hats and Caps just received at ".
+. KosENFIELD's.
Strayod. from my premises in Towanda
twp. near ID. ID. MaYnard'>. on Monday Last.
pale red COW. about wears Old; white
strip in face and piece of right horn broken
or. \ Ilhefa reward VIII be pad for the e
n,.r ~, hn % fn'nJ V,~,Trnnor
,GIy9.
" Ny NayWard ParuMer. Tor - at " MT
combs BOOK store. 2tG.
TcL, Cpr,Ny, co,,,,,,I 7, ,.,.,1l : ,,,,,,. ,,,.-
r,L f +ia ,',I, T C, IL I'M
indU lg' y.h pn"aIn ",onn Strni,
.
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BOB. ARNOLD has pair of the fastest
horses in tins section. So he says, and he
knows.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-15

Don't fail TO go to JOHN SULLINAN's on
Bridge street, for the best five cent cegar.
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The 4th quarterly meeting service will be
held in the NJ. +. Ehurch next Sabbath as
follows: Love Feast 9 30 \. N. Sermon at
10: 80, Communion after sermon.
CHAS. II. WRIGHT, Pastor.
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II. ELSBREE.
III. " ILCOX.

Wanted, gll to do light work in kitchen,
etc. Must be able to lodge at home. Inquire
at this Office.
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BUSINESS LOCALS.

T,,,,.r. ,,in, West win e.,.n money, l,. co,
sulting II. +. BAEcocK, Ticket As'nt, Towanda, Pa
before purchasing ucAelS'
had been great sufferer from Ncurlgia
for .yparS and had consulted a great many DIFF
fcrcnt physicians, bat cot no cure until | took
l)r. Burr> NeuralEla ana SICK llcadachV rms; :;
InrE Gtlra me ',ilu i5"9e I'rouIie'.rl 10
wv my ~ ~ NJ ,,, "I',t '"' ~ Nl,'" !"
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Company. scranton. p..
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ne 'l'"I ii1So litG = c'I UI,oo e's
It>"IfI, IIil tt ','o'i !" IT, rr,,aT "i OLA
piP' ol pun i- w 1iI'
S'HulIlC' l"IH ~ N,'I, -, nv li''', li9o' !" ~
@ lU,'a ~ 'p"iu ioI t'lr ~ ;'I,''
''! >"l'Si' ',v lI'.''t W ~ i'io>t !'>'
eplcure' y Woru 70 lhe Wise Is SullrI'nt so
Fountain Tobacco at Eitch'S.
For S\JE-Two Valuable fresh milch cows
with calves bv their sides. Eaouirn at this
Office.
1I.;,. ,c,o1,1,,l 70 ,,o ,,,,+ ot,l, C,,,,,-..,,,.
d. - ms ~ ~ - p''"i ~.
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n.;I 6, ,l Ma; ~ -. ~ ~ W =
bIi"2' o. oeIo" MANI 10" "''"" June -o'Ni'
water Co9,rrI ana ice cream 1rcezerS very
cheap al I. /. W ciIes cfochHry store.
Frnit i,rS. extra ola>, tons, rubbpr,. ioIlv
,,a.s"l cmlnrnI nrnnrnvaraI qoto fn KY
cheap bowl, &c.. at c. p. Wellcs crockery
store.
pri.l, tor so1n. Enouira ocJ ~ 1r,I, ~,
tOrnov mt law.
n,r nonu,,r o,.ti.t G. " Uonn !. ,,o;,;,o
= rp,nt,tinn fnr nvrnIirnrr of wnrI, ,yhinr, !;
mal,irm TnwanIa f,mous Un rn,ni,"I thn
fnIInl[in@ t,rttnrinm i,ttrr ON l,tnr,i,, fr,,,,
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DEPART

Mails arrive and depart at the Towmda post-onice
as follows:
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1881-05-18
Costly Books.
Gath in The Enquirer.

Gath" in The Enquirer.
Nothing has happened among
lawyers since o member of that pro.
fession went to Christ with the lead.
lug question 80 indicative of their
vital piety as the fact that one OF
them named Hamilton Cole paid
$4,000 for single copy of the Bible.
1t was printed by old Guttenburg,
the chum of DR.. Faust, whom We see
on the stage every night betleviled
by Mephistopheles, and deeply in
love with Marguerite. The lawyer
bought the book in order to get the
original gospel, and if he had not
secured it there was q book seller
laying back who had already bid
about o. 200.
You have no idea how much mo.
ney is being spent here on private
libraries. No country 10 the world
is putting so much money in books
hot for the purpose Of having them
read, but as indications and ex.
ponents of wealth. l know one
gentleman, who has spent 5000 to
illustrate a life of Napoleon. The
most costly books on that subject
we're cut to pieces TO get the pictures
out of them, and original sketches
and etchings we're purchased from
artists, and then the whole turned
over to what is called nm "inlayer,"
or man who sets these pictures in
sheets or leaves Of uniform size by
shaving down the edges of tue pa.
per, so that the print aud the sheets
will have the same thickness. To
inlay these pictures costs from IF.
teen to twenty cents a page, and
when all is done number of sheets
have to be printed especially.
Then autographs from the subjects
of the book are bought at the apc.
tons and from collectors. Finally
the whole ia sent to q glider, who
charges perhaps $50 a volume to
guild and complete the scheme. No
man can tell what it costs to 20 into
one of these conceits till he tries it.
Twas weak enough to try to illustrate
an old book of Cromwell this winter,
suppOsing it might cost me about
eco. But as noon a. | struck that
subject the prints on Cromwali went
up, as it appeared, all over town,
from 81 to % a piece; and my little
book costs me as much as piano,
and is not done yet.
Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1881-05-18
The Ram at Church.
Modern Argosy.

| houern Argoey.
Mollie had a little ram, fleece
black as a rubber shoe, and every.
where that Mollie went he emigrat
ell too.
He went with her to church one
day-the folks hilarious grew to
see him walk demure.ly into Deacon
Aliens pew.
The worthy deacon quickly let
his angry passions rise, and gave il
an unchristian kick between the sad
brown eyes.
This landed rammy in the aisle;
the deacon followed fast, and raised
his foot again, but ali! that first
kick was the last!
For Mr.. Sheep walked slowly
back about rod tbs said, and ere
the deacon could retreat, it stood
him OIL his head.
The congregation then arose and
went for that ere sheep, but several
well directed butts just piled them
in heap.
linen rushed they straightway
for the door with curses long and
loud, while rammy struck the hind
most man and shot him through the
crowd.
The minister had often heard that
kindness wonld subdue the fercest
beast; sab" then he says, an try
that game on yOu.r
And so he kindly, gently, called,
Come rammy, rammy, ram; to see
the folks abuse you so | grieved
and sorry ann
With kind and gentle words he
came from the tall pulpit down,
saying "rammy, ram; ram, rammy,
rammy, ram-best sleepy in the
town.
The ram looked meek, and Oh he
came, with "ramlny, rammy, ram;
ram, rammy, rammy, rammy rammy
ram; the nice pretty ram
The ram QHite dropped it's hum.
Die air, and rose from of it's feet.
and when the parson lit he lay
beneath the hindmost seat.
AS he shot out the open door aud
closed it with a slam, he named
California town, l think twas
"fuba Dam!'