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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16
A Flunky and a Sovereign.

Mr.. Lawrence Jerome has Just de-
parted for New York after a somewhat
extended sojourn on this side Of the
water. Everybody knows Of the jolly
Larry" and will therefore be able TO
appreciate the following anecdote Of
an experience in London inimitably
told BY himself. His niece, Leonard
Jerome's daughter, is the wife OF Lord
Randolph Churchill, who also needs no
introduction 10 American readers, aud
behold, therefore, our friend Larry at
the portals of their town house, accost-
ing stately fo0tman
as Mr.. Churchill at homer
(The footman shivers.)
"Me lud is in Ireland
"Humph! What's he doing in Ire
landPn
(The footman is silent with horror
as Mrs. Churchill in?n
CThe footman qdiyers with indigna-
TOM
"Me Lady, sir, is not down stairs
yet
"Not up! Humph! A pretty time of
day TO be in bed! Well, you just tell
Mrs. Churchill ---"
lrhe fooiman pales and is about to
summon assistance to eject the aujac-
ious intruder, wAen-a siyery laugh
and voice floats down from over the
banisters. II hear you, Uncle Larry!
Come right inrD
The footman, bowling low, "Oh. sir,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16
THE DAILY BULLETIN.
A Horse with a Future.

A Poughkeepsie Young man had been
introduced to young lady and had in
yited her out for drive. They were
gliding along one Of our smooth roads
near the city. when the fair one OBJ
served TO the youth that he drove a
nice horse.
well, l think he ought to be good
'un, paid enough for him, and he's
got record down in the twenties. oh,
he's flyer. and that's the only objec-
ton have--he stays too long in the
air when he gets started. ] wouldn't
take farm for him, although | was re-
Gently offered an interest in bank and
corner lot for him."
"Is he gentle?"
''Any child can drive him on the road,
but when on the track we have to have
the lines worked on the block and tackle
system, so great is his speed and desire
TO come under the wire ahead. But
look at his shape. Don't he show his
predigree in his very eye"
.How old is hep"
ale will be five on the fifteenth OF
next month, and I've never yet let one
Of his birthdays 60 by without celebrat-
ing the event. 1 tell you that boss has
got a future before him.
''Oh, yes replied Julia, ''if he only
lives long enough, that will be the case
/ have no doubt; for he has been our
family horse for eleven years and we
would never have sold him to the Third
street livery stables if he hadn't con-
tracled such a severe case of bolts and
CHAMBERS, which finally ran into the lifts
and we parted with him."
The young man didn't ask Julia to
ride with him again.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16
StOp That Cough.

II you are suffering with cough, cold'
asthma, bronchitis, hay fever, consumption,
loss OF voice, tickling in the throat or any
affection OF the throat or lungs, use DR.
Kings New Discovery for CONSUMPTION
This is the great remedy that is causing so
much excitement by its wonderful cures.
curing thousands Of hopeless cases. Over
one million bottles Of DR.. Kings New Dis.
coyery have been used within the last year
and have given perfect satisfaction in ever!
instance. We can unhesitatingly say tina
this is really the only sure cure for throa
and lung affections, and can cheerful
recommend IL to all. Call and get a tria
bottle free Of cost, or regular size for 81
For sale by George Il. O'Hara, Druggist
Cairo, III. (3)
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16
A Cough, Cold or Sore Throat

should be stopped. Neglect frequently re-
suits In an Incurable Lung disease or Con
sumption. Browns Bronchial Trochcs do
not disorder the stomach like cough syrups
and balsams, but act directly on the inHam.
ed parts, allaying irritation, give relief In
Asthma. Bronchitis, Coughs, Catarrh, and
the Throat Troubles which Singers and
Public Speakers are subject to. For thirty
years Browns Bronchial Troches have been
recommended by physicians, and always
give perfect satisfaction. Having been
tested by wide and constant use for nearly
an entire generation, they have attained
well.merited rank among the few staple
remedies of the age. Sold at 25 cents a
box everywhere.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16
A Liberal Offer.

Wagner g. Go. Michigan Ave. & Jackson
St. Chicago, offer to send Electric Belts,
Bands, etc, for the cure OF Nervous Deblli.
ty and other diseases, free, for examination
and trial before purchasing. These Elec.
trlc Devices are the invention of DR.. d. A..
Joy, OF the University Of Michigan, and are
claimed to be the only Electric Devices or
Appliances for the cure of diseases that
have yet been constructed upon scientific
principles. See their advertisement in this
paper.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16
Incredible.

F. A. Scratch, druggist, Ruthven, Ont,
writes II have the greatest confidence in
your Burdock Blood Bitters. In one case
with which l am personally acquainted
their success was almost incredible. One
lady told me that half bottle did her more
good than hundreds Of dollars worth Of
medicine she had previously taken Price
$l.00, trial size 10 cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16

Fon the delicate and complicated diff
culties peculiar to the female constitution.
Lydia r. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
Is the sovereign remedy. 1t aims at the
cause, and produces lasting results. Send
to Mrs. Lydia f. pinkham, 1913 Western
Avenue, Lynn, Mass for pamphlets.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16
Unriyaled

AS being q certain cure for the worst forms
Of dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation, i'm
purity of blood, torpid liver, disordered
kindeys, ETC., and as medicine for eradi-
eating every species OF humor. from an or
binary pimple to the worst ulcer Burdock
Blood Bitters stand unrivaled. Price $1.00,
trial size 10 cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16
The Elixir of Life.

That purely vegetable compound, BUR
DOCK Blood BTTERs, may be justly termed
the Elixir of Life. A pleasant and effect
i've medicine; it imparts strength and Vi.
tality to the whole system. Price $l.00,
trial size, 10 cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16
Hope On, Hone Ever.

No matter what the ailment may be,
rheumetsm, neuralgia, lameness asthma,
bronchitis--if other treatment has failed
hope on 90 at once for THOMAS ELECTRIC
on. II will secure you immediate relief.
Paul G. Schulz, agent.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16

Why an object of loathing and disgust
to yourself and society from catarrl, when
Sanford's Radical Cure, externally and in
ternally administered will cure every symp-
tom Of the disease. Every package is a
complete treatment. Only 81.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16

The report that Mrs. X. G. Haskell,
formerly Miss Mary Brebc, had left her
husband, is wholly u1true, tie only
foundation for tho rumor being his
strong opposition TO her equally strong
desire to return to the stage. The lady
has made IN engagement TO sing In an
opera in New York next September.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16
FELLOWS
90 Nj p O U N ID
SYRUP OF
HYPO-P HO S.
PHITES

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which constitute Healthy Blood, Muscleand Nerve,
and Brain Substance, whilst Life itsof IL directly
dependant upon some OF thcm 49,
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Heart and Plantation, Weakness of Intellect
caused by grief worry, overtaxed or irregular habits
Bronchitis, Congestion of the Lungs,
II cures Asthma Neuralgia, Whooping Congh,
Nervousness, and IL q most wonderful adjunct to
other remedies In sustaining life during the process
of Dipthera
The expenditure OF brain power too early OF tao
severely in children often resuis In physical de-
bility; the use Of Fellows Hypophosphtes cxer's
a apgularly happy effect In such cases. !,
Do not be deceived by remedies bearing atspilgr
name; no other preparation IL substitute for TINS
under any circumstances.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGIST
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16

FORCED by my political connections
into public life, my sufferngs were intensi-
fed by the comments of those who saw my
face and head covered with scrofuIous
humor," said gentleman recently cured
by Cuticura Remedies
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16

moIy pe,Iodxo GUvnuuu eIv uomvuu!o

tUOIJ P5ldOuAJ hIIVNUUH JIG UUIUTUT!D
10 spuuod puusnoW poipuuV moi
Genevieve Ward is shocked beyond
all expression because men and women
are compelled to sleep in the same
sleeping-car. 1t is dreadful We have
often worried over the same thing, and
been afraid TO 90 TO sleep, lest some
woman should chloroform lis aud kiss
us in our dreams. No man is safe in "a
mixed sleepinu-car.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-16

State Of Illinois county of Alexander, ss
|, Thoe W. Halliday, Cashier OF the above named
bank, do socmnly swear that the above statement
lie true to the best of my knowledge and BELIEF.
Tnos. W HALLIDAY, Cashier
Subscribed and sworn TO before me this bth uay
OF July, 1881. M. j. HowLEi;o
CoRREcT--Atlcst;
X, II. CUNNINGHAM,
q. ID, WILLIAMSON, SDlrcc'oiH'
H. II. CANDEE,
, 1881-10-29
The Assass;n's Statement"

On the arraignment OF Guitfeau, when
the reading OF the Indictment was finish
ed, the clerk, addressing the prisoner,
said: "What say you to this indict
ment, guilty or not guilty" The pris-
oner, in place Of a response, fumhled in
his wais,ccat pocket and drew out a soil
ed and crumpled scrap Of paper
District Attomey-Entcr your plea oi
guilty or not guilty.
The Prisonrr-I enter Il plea Of not
guilty. If Your honor please, desire L"
make a statement.
The Cuurt-At some other lime. 1t
would not be appr pirate just now Sit
down.
The prisoner thereupon took his seat
The following is the paper which the
assassin had intended to read, when
stopped BY the judge.
If the court pleases, | wish to say that
| have beon terribly vilifed by the press,
and it has made some persons bitter and
impulsive against me. On October 9th
the New York Heroid published seven
columns from my autobiography, which
expect to publish in book form. Aside
from the pertinent statement that am a
creature of the greatest vani'y and that |
crave notoriety, which are absolutely
false, and similar unkind statements. /
am indebted to the reporter and the
Herald for giving me SO fair hearing I'M
mediately. lplead not guilty, not guilty
to the indictment, and my defense is
three fold:
First-Insanity, in that it was Gods
act and not mine. The divine pressure
ON me to remove the president was so
enormous that it destroyed my free
agency, and therefore am not legally re-
sponsible for my act.
Second-The president died from NAL
practice. Abont three weeks after he
Was shot, his physicians, after careful
examination, decided that he would re-
cover. Two months after this official an
nouncement he died. Therefore say he
was not fatally shot. If he had been
well treated he would have rec ave:ed
Third-The president died in New
Jersey, and therefore beyond the jurisdic-
iion of this court This malpractice and
the presidents death in New Jersey are
special providepces, and | am bound 10
avail myself of them on my trial, IN JUS
tice TO the L.,rd and nyscif-
undertake to say that the Lord is
managing my case With co:.sala:Date
ability and that he had special object
in allowing the president to die IN Nfw
Jersey. His management OF this case IS
worthy of him as the Deity, and l have
entire confidence in his disposition 10 pro-
tect me and send me forth 10 the world
free and vindicated man. % He uttered
his voice" says the psalmiat, . and the
earth melted" This is the God | serTed
when sought to remove the president.
, 1881-10-29

Work will immediately lie suspended on
the line between the Lower Cascades al d
Portland, and the force removed TO the
Northern Pacific. 1t is evident from this
that Mr.. Willard does not consider Portland
so absolutely necessary to the welfare of this
country. With the line completed from
Walla Walla TO the Lower Cascades and a
feet of barges TO float our gram do.n to
kalama for shipment to Puget Sound and
return with lumber and coal. this Territory
will boom as never before Portland Is no
longer a necessity.
, 1881-10-29

The Rural Notes says: We heard a
Washington county nan who had been at
C. eveland talk Of the funeral l. was on
the ears, and We heard these expressions /:
Never saw such crowd, sir. Our train
had twelve cars, and when We arrived at
Cleveland, We unloadei one car at each lager
beer saloon We passed. Ncver saw the like,
sir. We We're most enthusiastic crowd
passing the remains of the President, AID
one man put his hand to his head and swore
IN avenge him. Enthusiastic crowd, sir -
, 1881-10-29

THE regular army of Holland, which
now consists Of 80 600 men. is to be in
creased TO 60,00o, and the militia is 10 be
raised TO IL, 600 That little country will
hereafter have an army Of 2GO, GOO men.
Is it any wonder thar in European coun-
tries where such burdens rest upon the
people, ;ha; they come here where like
burdens are unknown
, 1881-10-29

fhe Loud ami the pc pie do ""- seem T.
agree in This case. The people consider
he ~, siacn,'s removal an unhearable
Outrage, and me i diStarily assassin, AMI
rhey ps.ye,l the Lord to spare ths pr''si-
dent. For nearly three months the Lord
kept the president at the y"int "f deaf
md then allowed him To depart, il"r.shh
confirming my act. The mere fact "f thy
presidents death IS nothing. 4 men
have died and all men will die. General
Burnside died suddenly ahcut the time
the pr, s dent died. The prcsil Mt and
Gen. Burnside were both splendid mer,
and no ore regrets their departure more
than !. The president died from mai
practice and Gen Bnrnside from ap ,plexy.
Both were special providences, and the
people ought to quietly submit to the
Lord in the matter. The president would
not have died had tha Lord not wished
him 70 90. have u" c, reception oil as a
murder ,r az assassination. ! hal II,
feeling Of wrong doing when ! sought To-
remove him, tecaUse ii Was Cod's act
and not mine for tho GOOD 90 tie Au.,ri
can people. Head Mt guilty t" the if-
dIctmert.
StUMAiONS
, 1881-10-29

COMMANDER GoRRINGE, of Cleopatra
obelisk fame, did not return with the
Nillard party, ana on Thursday was at
Blalock's inspecting land, etc, in that
vicinity. He viii shortly proceed on I.
tour Of insgection irnm Ainswo,th TO the
end of the Northern Pacific ruad at Lale
Pen d'0reille
, 1881-10-29

The Hudson Bay Company htely re-
ceived IN England from one of their sta
tons at the entrance of Hudson's Bay. a
small cargo of frczen salmon by steamer
which they had fitted ont With a refrise-
rating process. The salmon we're in ex-
cellent condition.
, 1881-10-29

EVERYBODY credits President Altaur
with too much solid sense to take anv
stock IN the sincerity Of those politicians
and editors who no~ fawn and hat.er.
whfre but short time ago, they con-
demned and cursed.
, 1881-10-29
ClTAiAiONS
TERRITORY OF WAsUIxcfoS, !

TERRITORY OF WAsUiSCfoH, !
COUNIY OF WAILA WALL
J. ". Aha.iie, plaintiff y. l!i@aIa H.! or,
FI.-l Stin. and lsaac McSeilv Drfrn.i.uuts.
In the District Cour. uf the Territory ol
Washington and for the First Judicial
District thereof, ha!ding tc-r.s at Villa
Walia. WallI Walil cnEnty, in gaid Ter.
ritory.
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
i To Hiram Hetger. Fred Stine AMI Isaac
McNeily, defendants-You are hereby re-
quired tn appear in IN action brought s-airi~t
You by J. N. Abadie, plaintiff. in the distric:
court of the 7, rritory Of Washinston and f,.r
the first Judicial district thereof holding terms
at Walla Walla, Walla Walla county in said
Territory, 10 answer the complaint Of plaintiff
iiled in Walla Waila county within twenty
days after the service of this summons, erclu-
sive of the day Of service, If served in said
county. III not served in said county, hut in
said district, in thirty days II served in any
other Judicial district in the territory, in forty
days If served by publication within sixty
days alter the date If this s,Immons, OF the
Said plaintiff viii take Judgment against you
by .efault, according To the prayer Of the com
piaiBt- Which action i brought u foreclnse
a mortgage executed by the defendant Hiram
Hedser to the plaintiff ON July q, lSS0, to Sc
cure the payment II the sum 0f $50 and in
terest thereon at the rate Of II per cent. per
month, due three months after date BY which
mortgage the mortgagor conveyed the Sci If
See. 81, Tp. 7NR3E, WM.
Witness the Hon. s. c. Win
~ gard, Associate Justice Of the Su-
{ preme Court of Washington Ter
( ritory, and Judge of said Cont.
~ and The seal Thereof affixed this
HI day of Sept, A. D., 1881.
a REEVES AYEES, Clerk.
BY JoHx MILLER Deputy
Il. L. L J. L. SHAgPsrEIE, Plaintiffs Attor-
neys-
, 1881-10-29

The actual deficiency of the post Office
department in the last quarter of the lis
cal year ending June 80, 1881 under
Pos,master-tienersl James, Was $685.
SIS &c less than the deficiency in the
last quarter of the previous fiscal year.
, 1881-10-29

WHAT CAPyAIS SAID.-"Eycuse me
iron any more Columbia river and its
eh,rges-7
, 1881-10-29

\ SUGGESTION i. IS the duty Of every
merchant, sl:iyp.'r and farmer {" demand
thai gram b. now taken TO kalana direct
for shipment to Puget Sound Let our
Board of Tia,e address circular stain.
all the facts 10 other Boards If Trade AMI
Chan'I-rs of Commerce alt over the
world, and more ships wall enter Puget
S0snd IN one month than :" Portland III
I year.
, 1881-10-29
GOODS S Id ONLY FOR CASH.

Carefully consider the fact whether
goods at low The merchant doubt
certainty about being I and has charge his ensD
to the loss which ultimately vitality h
We credit We We Sh
for cash We purchase goods direct and n
lan tu at the lowest possible Sl9 article
sell for We and sell
r on credit coudn nlexist +
, 1881-10-29

Si,2S5 90
In the above the extra insurance and
risk on ships crossing the Columbia bar
are not included. In the case of ship
entering Puget Sound the only Charges
which are not compulsory-is the esti-
mate of S4e0 for tonnage from in and out
In sea to new Tacoma Our interior
merchants, shippers and producers, will
please pay particular attention to these
facts and figures, as all the extra
money comes from their pockets; they
will then understand the difference in the
market report Of San Francisco rs against
Portland IF the latest date
SAN Francisco, Oct ~.
Wheat market is unfavorably af-
fec;ed hy Liverpool advicss buyers b,d
lower; among sales yesterday were 100
ions extra choice shipping, 81 11t; 115
tons choice shipping, Sl-.6l; 1t is doubt
fnl if the sale could be dubIicated to-day /;
no sales of No reported Sl.15 bid for
choice shipping.
PORTLAND, Oct. 70.
Wheat is dull and low. Choice valley
nominal at 81 81 per GENITAL
Vow If our wheat Was shipped direct 10
Puget Sound-di.i t.er, as no Tecson ioiy
,es,y gram should not te-the price there
would be as high OF even higher than at
san Francisco, for the very simple reason
hat it is easier and less costly for ships to
get there. In the course Of our conver-
s1tion with Captaia Giikey he was very
particular to impress as that he does not
prefer to bring his ship % The Sound for
the mer. fact that there is no risk, but
as a question entirely Of dollars AID cents
We give these facts and figures to the
world and challenge denial
, 1881-10-29
Water short D. Brooklyn.

New YORK, Oct. 25.-People of Brook
lyn are reminded by the authorities Of the
city that three weeks supply of wafer is
In the rrsrryniIs.
, 1881-10-29
The Treasury Department.

WssnIyeroS, Oct &--Morgan has not
yet accepted the treasury portfolio Secre-
tary Windom maintains that his dnties at
the department have ceased. Judge French
has been appointed secretary and is signing
letters to-day. Secretary Window is now
With President Arthur.
, 1881-10-29

CHICAGO, Oct. A-The Pennsylvania
Railroad Company gives notice to ship
pers here that on and after October 25th
the rates by the Pittsburg, Fort Wayne
and Chicago Railway Company will, on
account of their crowded condition and
scarcity of cars, be advanced on grain,
-four and provisions to the following
figures irrespective Of rates made by other
lines: Chicago to New York 20 cents, to
Philadelphia lS cents, and to Baltimore
II CENTS per hundred.
, 1881-10-29
Too Premature.

C. p. Huntington pronounces prema-
ture the report that the Union and Cen
tral Pacific companies had decided the
former to stop its Oregon line at Baker
city and the latter not to build to the
Missouri riv,r. Negotiations TO this end
are pending, but no settlement is reached
, 1881-10-29

The Russian legation know nothing OF
the reported assassination Of the car,
and the ear is generally regarded as can
ard, particularly by Russians Although
:he cables bring European news from
other cities they haze nothing about the
assassination Of the car Ii is remarked,
however, that the report came from the
same source as that Of the assassination of
the last car
, 1881-10-29
change OF Rates
High water In Iowa.

BURLINGTON, October 24-The river is
the highest ever known. Even higher
than last spring and still rising.
WASHINGTON, October 4--Ex-Sena-
tor Platt arrived to-day and called upon
the President with Grant He says he
is not here on political business
Tyner's statement will be laid before
the President tomorrow and after wards
be given ont for publication.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-07

charlottesville Mrs. Hen. Peck, every
atom Of her hundred and fifty pounds.
instinct with outraged gentility, would
make Marshal Ney, the bravest of the
brave, tremble, when Banquo, or the like
of him, would be altogether too thin.
Mrs. Harris says that it is curiosity as
well as vanity which takes women to
summer resorts-curiosity to see variety
of the male species which is never seen
in such numbers and crushing effect any
where else. 1t is the Dawdling variety
perfect in all the gymnastics of gallantry
-tireless in fresh ties, gloves and button
hole flowers. They are a sweet change
from the shabby, careless, sweaty, bread
winners who come home evenings to slip
pered ease, undressed uniform-and smo-
king in the twilight, while the other kind
can sit faultlessly attired on verandahs
and pavilions and murmur soft fiatter-
ing nothings just sweet enough to stick
to callow thought. One is thel compile
ment of the other and vanity must find
its level which is in this Dawdling grade
of mankind 1t has an enthusiastic ap-
probation of clothes--and they are furn-
ished lavishly according to the law of
demand and supply.
Mrs. Harris does some neat thinking,
and her observation is just microscopic.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-07
THE GIANT-KILLERS OF I'll
PULPIT.

He that answereth matter before he hear
eth it, it is folly and shame unto him. Prov
ERBs XvIII:13.
There is one objection that has long
obtained against those who occupy the
pulpits of the various churches, and that
is their answering of arguments against
the Christian religion that have never
been made. They are continually setting
up men of straw and vigorously knock
ing them down'on every opportune occa-
sion. 'But," says the average clergy
man, ''atheists and doubters assert that"
this or the other thing is the fact-pror-
ositions in nine cases out of ten that are
entirely untenable and would never be
suggested by any man of ordinary sense.
1t is not difficult for them to demonstrate
the foolishness of the alleged objections,
and after they have done so they erect
themselves on metaphorical basis and
exclaim, 'tbehold how great demon l
have slain"
Few of the real objections to Christian
ity-or rather to the current exposition
of it-are answered from the pulpit. The
great giants that are slain from Sabbath
to Sabbath are the creations of the fancy
of those who set themselves forward as
oladiators of the religious arena. They