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National Republican., 1881-12-22

The selection of Mr.. Page, of California,
as chairman of the Committee of Com
merce is most excellent one, and is a
fitting recognition by the Speaker of the
great commercial interests of the Pacific
coast, which, in common with the COM
mercial interests of the whole country,
will be properly cared for. We congratu-
late the Speaker and the Pacific coast on
Mr.. Pages selection.
National Republican., 1881-12-22
NovIs,h ,hc rImrto snb.crIbr.

The price Of 1ur NATIONAL RrrunLicAN nv ndh
Cr at The counter Is tuREE cESrs yor single copy
NrU tNsis. TwENTN-ttvE CEN1S; one rin1dh, FtFTN
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7hets e no bcnsr te than ne pte'cmio 10 s1bsc7s for
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tciN commence Thursday January b 1881 ~ irtH be
hnndsOne double SHIRT Qf ciph Dnges aud Nftltstr
columns ,ru contdiH ne neirs from all parts on The
qOiid aud iUfH be specially tntcrrSfinp cOntdintnD
The proceedings of ne Erectirc Lenisidtfre, and Judi
cidi branches Of me 1Otcfnmeut, including The uppont
ncft, promotions, assignments, 1nd dstntSsdis IN du
drpJriInentS ~ Government Serrirr N irH contain
Ti report Of army aud nam mOtctrrls dnd orfert
1p include special lcriifrs Mr Uoinicut prsgrdt
and social and society gossip ot TIE Ndifonstdpt
tdL
IN short triH be s br and only tneeIiv paper IN
America OirirQ IN addition 10 H general neins from
UH parts of ne trorid. copi,is photograph NJ iVs,
ClJiiOs and JfUccedn1s ui me OtpRdt NJ he Nation.
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CFsr Vcdr ten cOtrS ~ fnOto 10 one address, ONE
llOLLAt pcr copV. Postage prepaid By he publishers.
Etfnpic cOptcy trcs.
Nuir Is ne time 10 subscribe.
National Republican., 1881-12-22

THE Republican House of Representa-
tives created new Office yesterday for q
Bourbon Democrat and placed him there
in, at a salary of$2,OOO per annum. This
was upon motion of General Henderson,
Republican member from Illinois, the
chairman of the Committee on Military
Affairs. Probably there are no gallant
soldiers in General Henderson's district
or State who are Republicans.
National Republican., 1881-12-22

THE highest-toned thing now among
q certain class of newspaper scrib-
blers is to connect the Presidents
name with that of some lady in a para
graph announcing that they are to be
married The originator of each story
thus far has been willful liar How
would it do, to sufficiently regard the de-
cencies of life, to abstain from such brutal
and impertinent falsehoods
National Republican., 1881-12-22
The white Iuouse.

There were two delegations at the White House
yesterday, one as usual from Maryland and IL may
be remarked In passing that It Is very arctic day
when there is not II Maryland delegation at the
White House. aud one from Texas to oppose the
appointment Of NJ B. Johnston postmaster at
Wcatherford, Texas. Among the other callers
were Senators Jones. Lapham, Mem Mlllan, Harri.
son, Sewel, Kellogg, Sawyer, Window, Harris,
Logan, and Lamar, ana Representatives Wilson,
Kelley, Pettlbone, Dczendorf Adrich, White OF
Kentucky, Mcclure, Hubbs, Steele, Page, and
Hardenbergh Ex-senator John b. Gordon called
with Senator Brown. Secretary Foger and Rev.
B. Peyton Brown saw the President,
National Republican., 1881-12-22
Another CRANK.

Early yesterday morning Officer Higgins, Of
Lieutenant Boeler's precinct, arrested II young
Haars and said he came from Philadelphia. II
seems that he went to Wallnch school. house. and
Capiol for the purpose, as he said of going on top
of ihe dome TO preach the Second Coming OF Christ
lie was secured and taken to Police Headquarters
and locked up, and subsequently sent TO the In
knna AsVlum.
National Republican., 1881-12-22
CHANCERY sALEoF DE;sIRABIE nusINEss
Y J PROPERTY, CORNER OF SEVENTH AND o
SrREIrS SOurII MEsST MEAN SENENTH
United States MarshaI's Sale.

by virtue Of a writ of fleri iaclas. issued out of
the Clerks office Of the Supreme. Court of the
sell nt public sale, for cash, at the Courthouse door
OF said District on SATURDAY the 5ist day OF Pc
claim and Interest Of the defendant IN and 70 the
tOllOwng-descrbed property, TO wit; Lot NO. Si ~
section D Of o. o. nowards, ct al, trustees, subd,
vision Of Barry farm. District OF Columbia, together
with all and singular the improvements thereon,
levied upon as the property OF iho PEOPLES Sayings
OF A. L. Barber Il Co. O. ~ HENRY,
dpi2.dtB United States Marshal.
National Republican., 1881-12-22
OLD WINE AND OLD FRIENDS
Tle SnIlh { Egge MnnnIaelurIng C0npany

LOCK BOX i7Oa, BRIpdEPoRTt CONN
Manufacturers Of specialtie5 IN Light HARDWARE ana
Metallic Goods gfnarally, Government and Giant
PadlOcks, Sewing Machine Locks, Plano Locks organ
Locks the ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Giant SASH Chain, su'
peri0r 20 every other and very much cheaper n0 pe
clal pulley required). The smith 4 fgge Manulac;
turing Co also gives special attention 10 The making OF
estimates for Nie cost OF the manufacture Of patented
inventions and all tho necessary tools and tue man-
featuring of tho same on royalty. All commnnl1t1-
ious treated conndentially. deleTrhSOn
National Republican., 1881-12-22
United States Marshal's Sale.

By virtue OF writ OF herl fhclas, issued out OF the
Clerks Office of the supreme Court of the District Of
Columbia and directed, viii sell at public sale
for cash at the Court House door OF said District
SATURDAY, the 3lst day Of December 1881, at "
o'clock m, all the right title claim, and interest OF
the defendant, AlonEo A. Mari In and 70 the follow
lng-descrlbed property, TO wit Lot No 90 IN W, y.
TOdds subdivision OF square NO bVS, washington ID,
g., together with all and singular the Improvements
thereon, levied upon rs the p[opeIty Of Aionzo A.
Of Hingwall u Hack q, H. HENRY
del2-dts United states Marshal.
National Republican., 1881-12-22
MEDICAL.

SURE CURE FOR MALARIA. CAROLINA
> ToLU ToNIc.,sure cure for Dyspepsia In all lts
all diseases of the Throat and Lungs and the onty
remedy that Is beneficial IN Malaria climates This
Is u preparation of BALSAM OF TOLU, ROCK
CANDY, MAGNIsSIA, and other medicinals bene-
fetal In above diseases, the basis being the purest
to take Try H. For sale by all druggists and grocers
ut 81 per quart bottle. The trade supplied at liberal
discount by
BARBOUR & HAMILTON and FRANK HUME,
Wholesale grOceTs sole agents for this city Henry
Bischof & Co, New York aud Charleston, 5. c. sole
manufacturers and propreiors. de2l.ly
C,ONFIDEN'rIAL l. ADVICE FREE ON ENLA RG-
ing the SIZE of parts of the form, male or female.
Address ERIE MED. CO., box 5i3, Buiinl0, n. Y.
National Republican., 1881-12-22
Launch To.Day.

one Of the mammoth scows built for the Potomac
Dredging Company having been completed will
be launched to-day ut ninGo from the wharf
lust west of Potomac street II Is 100 feet in
length % feet wide and eject In the hold, carrying
$40 yards II Is 10 be used In connection with the
dredging of the Norfolk hOrbOr
National Republican., 1881-12-22
The African ENpIorer's Mother.

An old lady aged nearly seventy years, who Is
now residing in the Home of the Little Sisters OF
the Poor In Baltimore, claims TO be the mother OF
Henry NJ. Stanley, the African explorer she says
was born In England in 1913 and that he ran away
from home I'm 1853
National Republican., 1881-12-22
A,ov, an. I.,nnc,,o.. Par,y

The Secretary Of the Navy had an interview with
the Secretary Of State yesterday relative 70 the
survivors Of the Jeanette party, and the Ameri-
can Minister Nt st. Petersburg was requested to
furnish all necessary aid to The men and draw
upon the United States for money to defray the
eXpCnses Of lheir LTAnsp spOrLaLiOn and care.
National Republican., 1881-12-22
LOST AND FOUND.


r OST-ON SUNDAY LAST, IN FOUNDRY
II Church, or on Thirteenth or Fourteenth street
or New York avenue q Horseshoe RiDg set with tuT-
quolse and small pearls. A liberal reward If re-
turned 10 0ii X street northwest de223t+
EOUND-MoNDAY, A BRACELET AND
IL money. Can be had by calling at JohnsOn's Gal
leTy and paying for this advertisement, de223ts
II OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES YESTERDAY GOTH
i Instant ON the Avenue. between seventh aud
Thirteenth streets long Black Onyx Breast Pin. set
with pearls. suitable reward VIII be paid for its
return 10 1876 N street northwest. de2l3tt
National Republican., 1881-12-22
Ann,I,erLinN NniIeh.

Speaker KeileT, under mandate from the Stall
warts, Is said to have thrown the ambitious His
cock out OF the probabilities as chairman of the
Appropriations Committee. $50 Philadelphia TINES
(1be LidTl
National Republican., 1881-12-22
HEAITH Is WEALTH.

DIR. II. C. WESTs NERVE AN u BRAIN TREATMENT,
n specific for Hysteria Dizziness, ConYulsons, Ner-
Vous Headache, Mental Depression, Loss OF Memory,
Premature Old Age, caused by over-exertlon self
abuse or over. Indulgence which leads to misery, de-
cav and death one box will recent cases. Each
box contains one months treatment Ono dollar u
box or six hOxes for five dollars. sent by mail pre-
paid on receipt of price We guarantee six boxes to
cure any case With each ordar received by uS Or six
boNes accompanied with Ave dollars, we Will send
the purchaser our written guarantee 10 return the
money II the treatment does not etec. cure GUAR
syvanla avenue, Washineton, y. g., wholesale and
retail agents. orders by mail viii receive prompt at
tentiOn. oclo-ly
~ ENTLEMEN CAN HAVE SCIENTIFIC
" treatment and q speedy cure Of all yeneIeal Dis
eases by consulting Dr. LEON 455 Mass av PTescrip-
lions and advice tree ofany charge whatever no2
DR. Leon, ,THEoLD ESTABLISHED AND
IL most reliable Ladies' Physician IN the city can
be consulted daily at 45 Massachusetts avenue from
iarlties quickly cured. Prompt treatment Separate
rooms for ladies. no2
National Republican., 1881-12-22
j j GEORGES.

ChropOdist, Anatomist and Manufacturer OF Fine
Fashionable and Easy Fitting BOOTS and SHoES
Under National Hotel.
Corns Bunons, and lngrowing Nails, &c, perma
nently cured. Lasts madeto order and preservedo for
National Republican., 1881-12-22
CHIROPODISTS.
ShRO ODh'' - = .. .. -.
EASY FEET

E-A-SE FEET
promote health and longevity, Hence thousands
lrom far aud near among them the highest medical,
judicial pOlltlcel military, and naval dlgntares OF
this country, ~ representatives OF leading foreign
governments. visit Dir, WHITES ChropOdial Es-
tablishment, iil6 Pennsylvania avenue, opposite
WAIds Hotel, where relief Is afforded without pain
In a few minutes. Press of business during oilice
hours pTeCudes attendance at residences except amer
IN M OnlCe fee Al per visit, de8
National Republican., 1881-12-22
FOR SALE-Farms.

EORSALE-CARDS, POSTERS, DODGERS, AND
IL all kinds OF Printing be had at The Republi-
can Job Oflce on short notice SEQ
JNOR SALE-FARM OF ABOUT 1900 ACRES;
ilon: open land productive aud well leased; per-
lrclly heathfp; ga hours south Of Washington; Tim
ber worth double price OF tract price, $50 per acre.
Call or address OWNER, as street northwest city,
InIn
National Republican., 1881-12-22
PreSen-ts J

EISS9I1C !
Dolls of every description, Hobby Horses, Wagons
&c Boys and Girls NeloCipedess, and bicycles
Seighs, ParlUr Skates, all sizes, Work. Boxes and
Dressing Casea Writing Desks, Glove and Handker
chief Boxes, Musical Boxes of different designs,
China Vases and Ornaments. workstands, aud Fancy
10000 other articles too numerous 10 mention.
aS-AYold tho rush and call early. deli
National Republican., 1881-12-22
BUSINESS CHANCES.
AUCTION SALES.
United States MarshaI,s Sale.

ASoiho4N
United States Marshal's Sale.
by virtue of writ OF execution, issued out OF the
Clerks Office Of the Supreme Court Of the District Of
Columbia, and to me directed, Will sell at public
sale for cash ut the Court House door OF said District
on TUESDAY, the 20th day OF January, lss2, at "
o'clock m all the right, title, claim, and Interest OF
the defendant In and to the fOllOwingdescrbed prop
erty To wlt Lots and In square 1872 In the city OF
Washington said District, together with all and sing
ular the improvements thereon, levied upon ns the
property of the defendant, Margaret Kleen, 20 sat
isfy Execution No. q ,5Si, law, IN myor Of Thomas
iiTifos BOWLING, Auciioneer. dess-dts
CHANCERY sALEoF DEsIRAB BILE BUsINH HSs
" PROPERTY, CORNER OF SEVENTH AND o
STREETS SOUTHWEST, NEAR SEVENTH
STREET WHARF,
by virtue of decree OF the Supreme Court OF the
District Of Columbia, In Equity Cause No. lSyl. will
WEDNESDAY, the 2Sth day OF December, 1881, at
No. 40, In the city Of Washington, ID. a. bounded rs
follows; Beginning on the northeast corner of said
square and running thence south with the line OF sew
emth street 80 feet thence west 20 feet thence north 50
feet and thence east 90 feet 10 the place Of beginning
The improvements consist OF large Brick Building,
formerly used MS AN Iron foundry
Terms-One-third cash; balance at six and twelve
months, with Interest, secured By deed OF trust on
4 deposit Of 500 will be required at time OF sale.
All conveyancing at expense OF purchaser.
Terms 10 he complied with In ten days or the prop
eTty will be Tesold at risk Of denuting purchaser.
WM. l.. MATTINGLY. Trustee,
ljj seventh street northwest.
WALTER b. WILLIAMS 4 CO., Auctoneers.
National Republican., 1881-12-22
TURKISH RATHS.

NEW TURKISH bath CDR BoVEES)
IN lil7 street opposite Riggs House. Large Pool;
good ventilation. Ladies', Monday and Friday. Not
open Sunday. open from till 10; saturday. II.
Baths "; six tickets. tL5O. DR.. IL. l., BoVEE, Elec
ripiu nnaln.lU lU
National Republican., 1881-12-22
PERSONAL.

NvoU CAN BUY YOUR CHRISTMAS BUTTER
4 ANA Eggs ut LANES Creamery Butter stand
Northern liberty Market, at low pr.oes de2l.3tt
CARINET PICTURES-TWO FOR 81; CARDS,
~ six for u, for the holidays. QUARTLEY,S Gal.
leTy 4O Seventh street northwest ID. DELI 6t#
National Republican., 1881-12-22
ADJUSTMENTS.

ADJUSTMENTS.
EoRD's oPERA-HoUsE.
CHRISTMAS WEEK.
MATINEE CHRISTMAS (Nfonday) AFTERNOON
ERIC BAYLEYs COMEDY COMPANY.
In the Great Success of London. by t. G. Burnand.
editor Of London Punch, entitled
THE COLONEL,
now played for over $50 nights in London and prom
ising to equal the longest run record.
Entirely New scenery.
Unique and Characteristic Appointments
Elegant Costumes by Du Maurier, OF London.
Produced under the personal supervision of Mr. Erie
Bayley, OF the Prince Of Wales Theatre, London.
JANUARY 2-George II. Adams and Adam Fore
paugh's GREAT Humpty Dumpty. dee ~
NATIONAL THEATRE LoTrA.
Secure your seats in advance
sTANDING-RooM ONLY AFTER 7;IS
Thursday, Friday, aud Saturday nights, and satur-
day Matinee the
INIMTTABLE AND ONLY LOTTA AS "BOB."
A wild flower transplanted to conservatory, in her
latest success,her 5000 comedy by Marsden
Prices oradmssion Private boxes SG and o.; or
CheStra chairs 81 orchestra circle 10 cents; dress
circle 80 centsi gallery, % cepts Secured seais In
NoTE.--'f6e above prices will be adhered 10 at the
Saturday matinee.
MONDAY, December % (Chrstmas week), frSt
nal and only YOl<TsS FAMILY. Matinee ON Christ-
mas (Mondny) afternoon.
National Republican., 1881-12-22
FOR Observation-Disclosures,

INOR SALE FOR $iO-PAwN TICKET FOR
II large Diamond stud Ring, and large Ruby and
Diamond Cluster Ring; 500 loaned on same Address
RUBY, Republican office. de22-3t*
JNOR SALE-IO SHARES OF THE CAPITAL
IL stock of the American Lock -BnN and Pouch Co.,
\. +. CARMAN, .presldcnt. Address, with bid for
same, STOCK. Room 10, 81. Cloud Building, de22-3t*
TURKEY RAFFLE TO-NIGHT-Grand Union
Restaurant, il5 Thirteenth street.
All are invited, dea0-3ts
National Republican., 1881-12-22
FOR RRENT-Unfurnished Houses

UNOR RENT AT ss-NEW SIX ROOM HOUSE.
A. with beautiful lot, 40 by no. on south side Of u
street between Thirteenth and Fourteenth streets
southeast; keys next DOOR ]. W. STARR, tf2o New
York avenue. deZ23t
I1OR RENT AT si250-NEw 7.ROoM HOUSE.
A. with all modern improvements, ltig Park Place
northeast one block north of lincoln Park aud two
blocks from East Capitol street cars; keys at til7 j.
w, STARR, 1873 New York avenue. de223t
TNoR RENT-NEAT FRAME, No. IN TENTH
~ street northeast, near III street cars 0 rooms;
rent, sl0 ALBERT +. FOX, 90 + street northwest
de2L3tt
20 CSTREET TSOUTHEAsT-A GROOM HOUSE
eD in good repair with cellar range, BATH and gns
one square from Capltol rent els per month del90tt
VIOR RENT-5i1 MAPLE AVENUE, & ROOMS,
H for siOi 1868 Linden street rooms, go lie Drot
Park. a, l.. BARBER q CO., lie DrOlt Building,
Washington, d. O. des-iH
TF YOU WANT TO BUY. SELL, RENT, OR
Il Trade city or Country Property come and see the
great bargains AZ WILLIAM IL MAIN y BkOTH-
Frs 81. Charles Hotel corner Third street and Penn.
sylvhnia avenue northwest mhl9.f
National Republican., 1881-12-22

yXyANTED-AN ENERGETIC PERSON TO
w take tile city agency Ofu New Publication issued
weekly, with q large circulation. Address AGENT,
Republican office. de2O-3t$
National Republican., 1881-12-22


11l9 7th st w... go o. 2OO8 7th st w... SIC 90
2Oi5 nh st n w........ IL 00
OFFICE ROOMS in Nos. s23 and $40 Fourand.a-
half St n. W.; also in 4js Louisiana ave. ~ W.
Call for copy of our RENT LIST, issued every
Monday morning. II contains complete list of all
our property for rent.
MONEY 10 LOAN on Real Estate at lowest rates.
Parties having property TO trade or sell will find to
their advantage to call B. III. WAltNER,
de5 GIG street,
National Republican., 1881-12-22
CHR. RUPERT,

Temple Of Fancy Goods,
Nos. 4O3 and 4O5 seventh St. N. W.,
Importer Of all kinds Of TOYS and FANCY GOODS,
adapted for
1=LOlidav
National Republican., 1881-12-22
HORSES AND CARRIAGES.


TNOR SALE-SMALL SIZED HORSE; PER
IL fectly sound and gentle; lady child can drive;
with Harness aud light Wagon; or Will hire during
holidays. 1909 l. street northwest. de22-ae
VNOR SALE-A BREWSTER PATENT BUGGY,
IL with shafts and pole, made by Rogers sons Phila-
delphia in complete order. Apply to Mr. FRANCE.
Majors stables, 1926 Il street northwest. de2l3t%
90 HORSES wANTED.-MUST WEIGH 1860
~ pounds and upward ana sound. Inquire Mt
HAYES, corner Eighteenth and Il streets northwest.
delGGtS
NOR SALE-.A PAIR OF CLOSELY MATCHED
II Bay Horses, years old, 10 hands high sound, and
quiet In all harnesses; will sell single together.
Can be seen at stables corner OF Nineteenth and N
streets del5-6t*
WV XTANTED-HORSES TO KEEP; CoMFORTA-
w BILE stnbles box stalls; city reference; terms,
$40 per month. Can be seen ut Prices Stables, 3li
Sixth street northwest. o. II. L. CLARK, Sligo. Md.
no2i-lmH
National Republican., 1881-12-22
WANTED-situations--Femalc.

VXTANTED-BY A RESPECrABE CoLoRED
w girl situation In n small family to do general
lIouscwork good reference II required. Cnll at a5
X street uorthWegt dp213th
National Republican., 1881-12-22
BOARDING..
~r.-~~------~--~s--~~-~s

DoARDING.-FIRSTCLA ROOMS, NEWLY
ID furnished, with rstclass Board, ut 2l3 street
northwest deli2ts
TUNHE FREMONT HOUSE OFFERS MORE HOME
Il comforts than any hotel in the city; the halls
and passages arc heated with steam, the rooms are
new and well hIrnished and the table Is second to
sn Slo,eas, asfl NJ = sep
National Republican., 1881-12-22
FOR Observation-Disclosures.

T1oR RENT-CALL AND SEE OUR LIST OF
fe3-tf 81. Cloud Building.
National Republican., 1881-12-22
wANTED-HeIp-Male.

Wy TANTED-A NEAT, POLITE, AND INTEL
w ligent COlOrcd Boy about Is years of age Apply
with reference at 1870 street northwest de22-3tt
WTANTED-AN EXPERIENCED MAN TO
w sell Book IN city. Address II VAN NORMAN,
Capitol Htll Il. o, dp2-3te
National Republican., 1881-12-22
WANTED-HOuscs.

A CASH CUSTOMER WISHES TO BUY MOD.
"A ern House; 10 or IL rooms; northwest section.
Address, giving particulars c. Il. b., Republican
office. dp2a3t%
National Republican., 1881-12-22
WANTED-Rnoms.

WTANTED-3 or 4 FURNISHED ROOMS ON
w second floor, suitable for light housekeepin
near street cars. Address g., Room 4S, Post,0llce
Department. de22-itt
pOARD IN REFINED FAMILY, WHERE
ID there are no other boardcTs, by n young laly
Address, stating terms, which must be low, X, Re
publican office degtNf
WANTED FIRST-CLASS ACCOMMODA-
w tons and Table Board for three persons. Ad-
drcss, with terms and location. WEST, Republican
Office. de.13tf
National Republican., 1881-12-22

rVHE FINEST JOB PRINTING IN WASHING
II ton by the finest workmen. Call aud Zee speed
mons National Republican Job Rooms.
INOR SALE.-CALL AND SEE OUR LIST OF
II property for safe JOHN Sn ERMAN & CO.,
St. Cloud Building. Real estate and loans. Jyl-ly
National Republican., 1881-12-22
FOR SALE-Houses.

OFFICE RooMs-2, sINGLY or TOGETHER,
SON, 200 Ninth street, n0s-tf
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-06-16
Beauties of Editing a Paper.

Editing paper is a pleasant business
NOT too pleasant, but just pleasant
enough.
If it contains much political matter,
people won't have it.
II the type is large, it don't contain
much reading matter.
If we publish real stories, folks say
they arenOthing but lies.
If we omit them, we have no enter
prise.
If we have a few jokes, folks say we
are nothing but end men.
Ii we omit jokes, folks say We are
farmers.
If we publish original matter, they
damn US for not giving selections
If we give selections, people say We
are lazy for not writing more and giving
them what. they have not read in some
other paper.
If we give. a complimentary notice, we
are censured for being partial.
If we don't, all hands say we are aw-
fully CHASTITY
If we instert an article which pleases
the ladies, the men become jealous, and
rice UerSa.
If we attend.ehurch, they say itis for
effect.
If we remain in our Office attending to
our own business, folks say We are too
proud to mingle with other fellows
If we go out, they say We don't attend
to our business.
If we don't pay up promptly, they say
we are not to be trusted.
If we pay up promptly, they say We
stole the money.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-06-16
Grand Annual Excursion to Chicago,
Via Panhandle Route,
TUESDAY, JUNE 2Sth, 1881.
Tickets Good for Ten Days.

Tuesday, June %, has been fixed upon
by the Managers of the Pittsburgh, Gin
cinnati and st. Louis Railway Company
-Pan-Handle ROute-as the date for
the Annual Cheap Excursion to Chica-
go, via the old reliable and popular
"Pdq-Handle." These annual pleasure
trips have become very popular with
the people, and are looked forward to
with great interest. The pleasure of
trip to the great Metropolis of the North
West; the opportunity to visit friends
and relatives in that region, and to OBJ
tain short respite from the tolls and
cares of everyday life, is hailed with de-
light by all. especially when the cost of
the trip is placed at mere nominal fig
ure. The Twenty-second Grand Ssenger-
fest of the NOrth-American Senger-
bund will be in the Exposition Building.
at Chicago, on June 20 and 80, and July
l, 2 and 3, which will be one of the great
attractions for excursiOnists this season.
Make all necessary arrangements to
join the excursion this year. If you
have never been to Chicago, go now.
If you have been there, go again. The
pleasures of the trip will amply repay
you. Posters and Circulars announcing
time of trains and rates will be out in
few days. Remember the date, Tues
day, June 2S. Tickets good for ten days.