The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-11-25

any nlgh mountain, why go 10 IL ana
climb it.
The bee hive is the poorest thing in
the world to fall back on.
All forms of impaired vitality, mental
exhaustion, weakened digestion, etc etc,
rapidly removed by using Browns Iron
Btters.
Why is the letter S like a sewing ma
chine? 1t makes needles needless
A screw fish has been caught off Nan
tucket-something like nailwife prob
bly,.
SYMPTOMS.
Slight pain in the side. the skin and
eyes assume thick yellow coat, diges-
ton is impaired, an unpleasant sinking
sensation at the pit OF the stomach is ex-
perienced, the bowels are Irregular the
mind fretful, the memory weakened,
sometimes a slight cough, GOODNESS of
the hands and feet, sometimes loss of
appetite and at others unnatural craving
for food, dizziness of the head, b'urring
before the eyes, depressed spirits, bac
breath, feeling Of uncertainty Of having
left something undone but can't tell what
it is. Take Simmons Liver Regulator.
it will remove all these feelings and
make you well.
You can always Judge a tailor by the
make he wears, and potter by the ware
he makes
When bee is humming about you
on a tharp key he means mischief, and
you should just make bee flat of him
with anything handy.
AMERICAN WINES.
But few persons are aware Of the great
amount of grapes raised in New Jersey.
Alfred Speer is known to be the largest
wine grower east of the Rocky noun
tains. His Port Grape Wine is the best
and is considered by physicians and
chemists as the best wine to be procured.
For sale by G. A. Klein, druggist,
Pa.
Some people can't come to an under
standing with themselves because-wel,
if the truth must be told-bccause they
haven't any.
Fashionable women of New York re-
serve seats at the theatres for their pet
dogs This is the too utterly uttermost
phase OF the too-too mania yet reported
Visitors returning from abroad, as
well as recent immigrants, will find
Ayers Sarsaparilla helpful in avoiding
the hardships of acclimation, and in
the boils, pimples and erlp-
tious consequent upon sea diet. It's
blood cleansing qualities remedy such
troubles promptly.
"lIow sensibly your little boy talks"
exclaimed Mrs Smith. "Yes,' replied
Mrs. Brown; "he hasn't been among
ccm?ang yet"
IT HEADS TIE LIST
vi all other preparations or medicines.
In cases of nausea, headache, dizziness
or irregularities of the system, Burdock
Blood Btters have no equal. They new
er fail in affording immediate relief.
Price Sl.OO, trial size 10 cents.
Comets are getting so plenty that Ju-
piter and Mars and the rest of EN- can't
step out doors without treading on their
tails.
1t is a pitiful thing to hear young
lady say something tastes like moustache
cosmetic, and then change color and try
to look unconcerned and Indifferent.
1t is believed by the Atlanta "Consti.
allie to come with a nino nonnd d;omnnd
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SATISFACTORY.
Mrs. Wallace. Buffalo. y. &. writes.
Il have used Burdock Blood Bittcrs for
nervous and bilious headaches. and have
them to NV friends: be-
leve them superior to any other medi-
cine have used. and can recommend
them to anv one recurring cure for bill
iousness. Price ~ 90. trial size 10 cents.
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WIN
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AHA 70 broatbo ibronh or,'oS N.Y., @ '.'IS ISf"ro "m
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io,, somnJ boaitl, fon',',i', i,, ~ ,I" H"! o,
5 cent NV sincere thank. ''',I g r. 20 Corh;n
oo2 ELost,,,,t ,tnaat I,aII Nr-.,' >V' ,',i
Philadelphia Pub. House,
MeSsrs. White Il Burlick, Druggists
Ithaca, y. l.-Aly daughter and myself