The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-04-12
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City, Dakota, arrived In Brooklyn on 8
wedding trip recently, and put up at the
Mansion House.
We never have slung much style,' ex
planned MIR. Knife, as he engaged a room
'Ae and nay wife has alters been sort O
qulet-like, and now we got married, we arc
prospectin' for fun. We are going tc
Europe, but l say we'd better be touristinR
around the old gulch for while, till VIC
get hooked on to the regular racket, and
then wccould bore further. Sect What's
the coin day in this stockade2'
The clerk told him.
i don't mind theprice. Mud's been good
to me tor four years, and KIN control the
quartz. Just mention to the ladies that
my squaw Is in tho parlor, and she can kick
the hy oif'n six foot mans ear nine times
runnin'. Say, stranger, where's your bene-
dictioon factory2'
beg pardon, said the clerk.
Oh d"n't apologize to me. l amt
throwin' lnyself for anything. only
thought Id like to hear something trickle.
Don't you keep no warnin' to orphans in
this yer stern-whecler2
i don't understand you exactly"
Don't ketch on, Oh? Yo see, this YER
travelin' is burdcnin' on a system, and |
reckoned there might have be somethin'
about that would wash the siuice. | amt
partic'lar, but if you could sort o. mellow
the angles SO as to pint to the lanyard
ia gather in chip for greens. Haven't
you any accommodations for checked
tunnel 2
don't quite comprehend you vet
Smiled the bewlldcred clerk If you'Il
tell me what you WANT
You're beggin' quita often for one deal.
pard, but I'll give you another. You see
lhis is rather tropical weather, and the
boilers has checked hard. Now, what |
want is some purchase to case the valves.
Couldn't you tell where to drive drill for
resultsY'
You are looking for a mechanic, | take
Not exactly, but somethln' close on to 1t.
1ou seem TO keep ME pockctn' my own
DaH. Die and my wife ls studyin' the
Chain, cause we are goin' to Eurup. We
got here all right, but the las! stage has
dampened the fires. Now rock Is good
assay enough for regular old pine knot.
get me now, stranger?'
think do. You have some quartz
you want to take to the minll'
You only need another card to make
your Hush, rardner. You arc banking bet
Ter each game. It's just here. This is q
hotcl. Now, bein here, we'd Ike, nv
"1e and me, to flush the tunnel What
we want Is directions to the family that's
wrapped up the cartridges.'
Gould your wife come here and explain
Ihls lhlngf If could understand what
you want, I'd direct you Ill moment
Mr. KNIFE went off and presently re.
turned with his wife.
Icu and him don't seem to draw out OF
the stall, she remarked TO the clerk. sPer.
maps you was hltched on the wrong side.
Sly husband mas beon heaYin' the lead fur
quite piece, and now he thinks as he
weuld like slice off the Guinea pig
NOW you've got it, stranger chimcd
nir. Nnlle. SHE'S put you square on.
Fold up your thumb and pint tic way to
The copper kettle. The tlucs full OF sand,
and want pressure.
All this is entirely incomprehensible to
me. Can't you indicate what you want to
know in plain languuge2'
The husband and wife consultc mo-
ment.
You're pretty light for wheeler she
hhally remarked TO the clerk. you don't
appear to rivct down. We're passengers
III THIS house now, and wo want consola-
hon. We amt anxious about tho la el,
but we feel like we'd ought to have some
KIND OF dance that we can jine in.
but we don't have hops at this sea-
son.
'Jist 80. But don't you have no fresh
air for man2 Can't you throw your pick
and craolc some yeilow We've got dust
and coin to pay for what we get, and if
you -ose any cargo for us, we'll pu up an
other stamp to work and give you the run
of the ledge. All my husband asks for is
chance TO get his teeth filed
'Ah now l understand you, said the
depressed clerk. Frightening up.
Have made iadin', stranger7 incurred
MIR. Knife anxiously.
Yes, you want Dentist
Not all to myself partnor Look herlo
Can't me and my squaw get lick at a
sherd oxology2'
n church, asked the clerk.
mo nothln' o that kind. We want to
breathe high wind for strctch.'
Look here. Suppose you go and see
the barkeepcr, he '
'Thut.s 1t pard. That 8 who we've been
askin' foi tho barkeeper, that drill-drivcr,
Show as the way, ana if any OF the other
Doarders come in, just tell cm me and my
wife has gone tor u little tear heel, and
well meet 'en in the paror and swap lip
Till ltS time for the bacon &,