Litchfield enquirer., 1881-10-27
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Who ever heard of 8 self-made woman Drowning her kittens hurts the old cats fe1ines.. $ 2 @AE eo, When a man has his teeth filled he charges the cost to incidental expenses. 5 !" Two establishments in Boston turn out sixty barrels of paste each day and yet CfherIS F good de.d of origina1T matter in the Bdston papers. '< N' A balle' dancer dird recently at Naples, leaving large fortune. This shows how l easy tt is to accumulate wealth when one dresses economically.
 The int,ligent compassion left out the letter d in paragraph about 8 beautiful |aetress sspnas inf 'rmed the public that |cfows hocfed to see her wherever sue Yenf .sA s. S X x~, F sThe man whoS has Been specu'sting in confederate bonds explains that he did so that was little safer than the average mining stock.
 A man once took so much quinine, {
 That he soon grew top thinEto buisine ];
 Blu doctor from Chisuick,
 Filled him full of quack phisuick,
 And soon braced him up all suirine. S.
 Those people who are enthsiuastic over:a G rfield monument should take trip to sMssnlngton and square looksat Q presi- 1dentIal molument fbesun before this gen.. eration was ssborn.
 It was at Music hall not long since that lady remarked 10 visiting friend, af- ter asolo on the. big organ, Chats all very wei well but t you just wait wait till they put on 'hs
 Au.tiS, rsassas, < fem.ls dspdhty dI .her- if. and whs n she tells man she has an a tachment f,'r him. h. don't know wheth- to blush ant try to look sweet or tu lighto for the woods. YE
 E ksnyaissE,p sai.isssithels to his wife. what gentleman of this community con tinually attracts preponderance of the pub ic attention ?" And when Mrs. s had given it up. the told her, "A Mir, E. to be | asssa hlss.9aasas sa sss inM.d M d.ou.ts accomm dations and out -of-the-way situ- | ation of Yorktown, we are forced to the conclusion that Lord Cornwsllls hal naal- ice in his mind when he chose that place for captuAtion. k l JTJ-y When some men go to a barber shop to be shavei and they see a man iu the char Eahead if them, th hly haven t time tO wait l until the man is shaved. They will % to a neigbor nx saloon. though, and wait several houes, o1t ,,ax The London Pail Mall Gazette says the United States is .'the most powerful ns- tion in the world" The ,etlitor of the Gazetaahas evidenIly lad aimpse of our navy.I We II nghI that would strike ter TOT tOsthe Bri ish soul As \f
 A South End man found covered has, ket on D g steps the other day. But he Fhsd fRi,ily enougll and ;wSlsld Anot tou.h ! remove it, and the officer found it contain, a watermelon.
 If President Arthur doesn't select & new cabinet pretty soon, there are men in this broad land who will die from sleepaessness And if he h- doas seleM it, there ars sothef men who will die of: f:disappointment No matter how you fix it, there is going to be funeral when the new cabinet comes in.
 Dr Gunther says they are seven thou sand -pecies of fish now known to men of science. When man. sits "n the river bank half a day watching a cork idly floating on the stream. and comes home with sun-barned sRese I'd spetla. single he is inclined to t.ink Int Dr. Gunther is !, p,tfa tent at msdie ne adyertisement.
 ''I ttn you what ! if I had vo;ce like, you,s.. ant surh figure as you have, Ia sgyimi to the peretic stage at once.' Ee- mark, d New fiaven 6 Il tI her c.um