The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-02-15

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icess AID isY Is ALE scsATcs.
"A xiBae. ia ;osn-Ns,rof ,iisvills,
pc; iblv -hss r;ss1ily subscribed $500 ,o
aid sn saissp-isins citisss il s..4blish,ng .
faro hask.-Exchs nes.
Public spirit 10 as premium :hs,s, css-
sain;-.
Tho Shah ssst Nilssee braeslet.-
Exchange.
How re should ell like ', hs able to have
sueh pretty thin:s at cor nand By which to
sxpse's our ssntimes..
New England has sevsn nevspsysr.
more shan . century old.-LSchanss.
We know . aood nsny Newspapers in end
oct Of thss q :,ioo which are prosy enough
- - two or three times that age.
Tho papsrs tell re Of . newly married
sespls 1t Knoxville. lova, whose entire pos
81 slo,s AZ the tine Of their marriage
aoosets 4 10 jast $l.oS.-Exehsus~
II i5s, have industry and seonony also,
their start il life 10 .: sccd % fcr,ans.
-WasAise,es an New Years day vas
thirty yssfs has similar disa4ressbis soa-
di'ics OF thInss asssailc1 as sstiossl head
qusrteiA.-Ex.
Well. yell. Whist are ~ coming to!
To think 'kss great sad SO man. Ws.h-
ing' N, should hsvs sos 90 drunk - 70
swallow round" Psthsr Of his sSuntr,.
too! Nevs. told lie in HE lie, either
JOS; shink Of bis b.ins cut viii the boys,
and eoaius hoos at 3 o'clock in the nSorn-
| ing. pounding the from. door With . brick
ana yelling: IN nsrthsi Hic1 row k~y-
hole On, thinner, 70 ken gon,n nun loeh
.. Ih;cl door"
"A bachelor editor, sensitive ia relation
to HE rights, objects to taking . vile
through fear that II sas shouid have q
hsb, bis contemporaries. who hsbi,usIiy
copy HE ksst articses without credit,
would refese to give him credit for the
bsby.-EI.
Oh, we'll, ve'd all pot Il uraer the head
OF "aiscriisneons," "From . Foreign Con-
,.ihalor," or Compiled from the Bess
Aushors"
| The faise alarm Of 6rspon Coluobls
4
. young lazy With cardinal red stockings
failing oat OF the beck SEAT Of IN open
ssson.-Hswkeye.
| En, she vss shls, after she picksa her
cell no, 10 throw Q brick as . ,reckle-isced
boy who poursd beckes ef wsse. On her.
a North Csroliaa f., nsr, to catch the
thiev Who had b. On stealing bis meat, put
some s'rychnine on one Of the hsms in hi.
Amcke house. He has forgotten which one.
and the Who!s family dare not touch one oil
the $50 hsms.-Ex.
Now, there. you see, 10 inst where q
mo,her-in Law could coree in mandy. Ehe
could i.v the ha9s, asd the rest Of the
family could watch and pray.
] Mis- Helen Locke died recently from
The sese.s Of ;shsling gas from red Ere
barnes durins . ,oans ladies taea,rical
snteYisinmsnt.-Ex.
but il don't seen TO DO any good.
-0arne il getting more plentiful. We
saw . little boy playing With the tail Of &
rabbit the other dsy.-Ex.
Good grssious, Amt that boy tegin.
ming ii,,!s early?
| Can Any oss tell shy the coiored bar
tar kept Els shop closed Thursday and
Friday 81 last week ?-EI.
Dunno. Earcss be ksd to wash his
feet.
| An Atlar,a gar! sat On her lovers hal
sud kept his three hours over tia..-Ex
! The next time that young man Il - to
o.. his girl hs should hsoS his ha, on q
nail instead Of hclains il in hrs lap.-Nor.
ri.,o~n Herald.
wss tha, het q felt hist!
-No,hins 10 DELIGHTED a. . eoci sleigh
ride I, tide ehsrnios sirl.-EIchanss.
Pshaw! Huyyins t.sts slsiehirg al! hol.
low, end costs nothing but . rumPlsd shirt
bcsom.
-Whs, q Bal:isscrs craft set sail 10,
Virginia the ethss Cay che struck on bsr
and the Glow live o, frozen turnips 70,
Two dsys-Exchasss.
We have seen some fslloss Strike bar
and gsi . lighter diet than that.
| "A ci,i.ss Of D<nve. wss saving wood
to psy Tor . gls-s Of er, shes q lawyer
&2t 1000 ExchAnsv.
| Stop right there! Never mind the SEQ,
ca Did he pay for that tesrs
'-"whsrsss. a, wife, Cs!iiornis, has lef,
ny bsi s,d board vi,hos; Just cause OF
srosceaiioa, ! kerrb, forbid all .rAons
hart bring CT trusting her on ny account
60 skal; nav No dsbss Of hsr Contracting
I aI-o FORBID any woman stepping on ms
prenis, 4. 3. ssow."-Exehangs.
No more foolishs.,s for Snow. Well
Califor.is slvsys ~, % the slocs.
f.! "A Chart, ..oo wanna want - the nc VI.
oGee he other DAY and issad in her drawer
q card, which r.sd: "Applv for vslaabie
! package" Aitsr canning it sne~ or twice,
/ shs raj. "a kes head end remarked to The
crowd standing sroead: Il would give q
iour dollar Dc n end oct whst cess had
the Impud.nee 10 try 70 APril-fo,l - smar,
. woman 40 81, II The aa,ddls OF August "
The msjo'ity Of the ereSd had business out.
side.-Exchsngs.
But what = queer place - carry cards!
Tho mistakes dsef rcopls make srs
sometime very funny. Desiaess is great
misfortune, hu, when allied to . scoidina
vile II j. ccstsiie bliss. Last Fourth Of july
. battery VS. discharged b. the side Of 8
deaf Wonsa's hoese, and although the dis
charge broks all the sIsss in the neiehbor-
hood, the old woman oniv smoothsd down
her apron and said: "Come in!'
Fellow chrissisns: A. this 10 Sunday
good many Of you will brush up yoaI
seventy dollar ssits end 90 TO church,
With fscs ~ sSlemn ~ TIE shsdy side oil
Q iour-ssory stone vail. and - long - the
Are.alsrm telegraph lines.
Which 10 thrrs mils'.
Aad whom the choir gins iss Brat hymn
. T. sling OF Guns inc vii run down ssch
Lex Of your pants, aud you'll i-y 10 unite
the wrinkles around your mouth.
WIS, for? To sinsf
You sins!
Why. yos old sin-ba at multiplication
table, il you 80 singing for sa'vssion At
tss dollars yard, you wouldn't ct enough
In work boom butson-hole!
And then when the contribution box
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