The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-12-15
Chips.

Won Moltke is In his SD year.
vermonters are busy duck.shootng.
Chinese.shaped cloaks grow more and more
In fashionable favor.
Autograph grabbers are soliciting Guiteaus
ante.mortcm scrawls.
Deacon-What Is n proverb? something to
sling at another man.
Only 1--WE men in the 1000 inhabitants Of Ne.
vada City wear silk hats.
1t Is easier to return thanks than borrowed
money Boston Transcript.
Soft coal Is $40 ton In Iowa, and the farm.
ers md IL cheaper to burn corn.
correspondent makes the II basso's
come fromc the depths OF his;
An administrator OF an estate In California
had TO give bond OF S13OOO,OOO.
Black men are generally most sootoblc for
chimney sweeps.-N \. Com. Adr.
Jim Keene, the wealthy stock broker, once
peddled stationery In San Francisco.
The Missouri River Is frozen over Mt Bis
marck so that footmen can cross on the leo.
The new carriage In which Mrs. John w.
Mackey takes hor airings In Paris cost S3O,OOO.
Some OF tho citizens OF Council BUNS want
to change the name OF that town ana call 1t
Garfield
one great point of difference between trunk
and man is that trunk is better for being
strapped.
hunter In Mariposa County, Cal, shot n
deer last month which had two pairs OF horns
on Its head.
Nlr. CODD rctSntly nurTltu MISS NtDD, Ht
knew they were Intended for each other rs soon
rs he spider
When ono Southern gentleman saughtors
another In n duel, he Is said TO have removed
his adversary
At evening parties there are enormous straw
fans. They are ornamented with tiger lilies
and sunfiowers.
Tho Princess OF Wales has Just passed her
37th birthday, and Maud, her youngest child,
has attained her 18th.
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live In its pesthouse rent FREQ when there are
no smallpox patients.
1t is we'll enough TO travel In search OF your
health, but pray do not forget to bring II back
with you on your return.
A disease OF the eyes has become epidemic
among all classes OF people In the town OF
Huntingdon, Long Island.
A thief snatched n valuable fur cap from the
head OF n gentleman in the street In Quebec, on
Friday, and ran of with 1t.
Introduction Is n Formally and q bore, and
should never be resorted to by n wcllbrcd
host, except In n casual way.
Heterogeneous Popp, of Brighton, Mass, re:
Gently popped his knife through the cheek of
an anonymous fellow resident.
AChcago scientist believes that n man ought
to go on all tours. II he IL working his way
out OF n melon patch, perhaps he had.
SO many marriages are announced among
prominent singers that IL is to be feared we
shall soon not have n single prima donna left
Master Endymion Garfield Chester was re.
Gently chrlstened at Milwaukee, Wis. Six
names were put In a hat and his parents drew
two.
Tho Montreal star continues to declare that
the time has arrived for Canada to become San
independent member of the family OF ma.
tions."
The Gridley, Cal, Herald asserts that hun
| ter killed sixty-three ducks at single dis
charge of both barrels of his No. bore gun
the other day.
Frequent attempts have been made to put
| pennies In circulation IN the cities OF Kansas,
but the Western people will not be "bothered
| with them"
An exchange says that the average Spitz dog
has enough bark In him to clothe the largest
California tree-and bite In him enough to
supply the largest sausage factory.
| Dutch fishermen kill their fish as soon rs
they take them from the water, preventing
them from dying slowly and having their
tissues softcned. Hence tho superiority Of
| flavor.
Go TO Julius LRnsburgh,
315 Seventh street, for handsome parlor