Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-11-05
Hodel nit de Fire, August, 1867.
no EVERY PoDDY.'

..NoTr Copied from the Volcano House Register by
Mt. W. II. Lcntzl
comes down last drip on the Idaho,
An every poddy he says to me:
Oh to look ut der Crater you must 90
For 1t ~ q most wonderful ding to see.
Veil, likes TIA look Mt wonderful dngs
So comes up TO ililo nit Capt. Boases
An deere countrymnn of mine
Mr. k---rl he dclis me to hire q horse.
Veil do not know noting apou, horse,
An wants TO walk on my foot
But k----r say mo my friend, Wy OF course
For 60 ride, II Is peter as guot;
Der road II is long Hn der rond u isvet
An pime.py; Wy you walks Yourself, sick.
w den You git- over him quick"
So dink K---r knows, nm pays me man
To come nit me an find me der road
An he dclls mo to dravel M light ms ] can
So do not dakc much Of n load;
Noting but one little case of Schicdam
Some Ioogneys a ham, an some cheese
An some pread, mn anoder little case OF Schiedam,
For to have u little lunch ven please.
Noll starts out from llilo apout den o'clock
An comes to der cocoa nut grove
An dare der horse stops Just ns fast M Won rock
An for tree hours no makes him move.
SO bats him, an calls him pully goot horse"
Den spurs him until he is red,
Den gots oil, and fnstcns n rope on his dali
An der native no bulls him ahead.
Veil walks on pehind, dill We comes to a house
We're der native he dclls me sleeps
Eor his vader lives dare, an hu dakes all my dngs
An he gives To his vHder to keeps
Veil vas more hungry AS ever ! vas,
An eats my iologneys an ham,
But makes up my mind dat will not get dite,
SO drinks but Won case of Schcdam:
Booty near five O'Clock ven wakes myself up
! calls for my pread an my cheese,
An dclls der Ganaka who comes up init me
Nor to bring my Schnapps If no please.
Veil, he brings IN der case, an mine Gott! Vatyou
tink
Dcrc liz noting, not Won single sup!
An der ploody Ganaka, hc speak to my face
Dat tie cockruach, he drink him all up.
You pet vas Wild; but now vat can do?
So you please saddle my horse.
Den he comcs pack dells me der horse he is sick
An der saddle an pride is loss.
Den 1 swcRrs all knows an hits him Won gick
An | calls him, you no speak him true.
Vat for do You say dat der saddle is loss
Ven der cockroach he eat him too;
Veil deu dat Ganuka hc bitch into me,
An he swells up der two OF my eyes,
An he peats me and pounds me more hard as he
Until Just lays down cries.
Den he stops an get up IN walks on my feet,
An comes to der Crater to see.
My Schnapps lie is gone der ~ nothing to cat,
But still have my meerschaum NIT me,
So | smokes an smokes an I walks u der rocks
An pime-by reachcs Won ben,
An der comes out more us %
Nit dog an oder men.
Veil he is Wild, an he starts after me
All lie catches me ven wallis down.
An he bitches me up III der dup of dree
More as u fuots from der ptuunt.
My goat 1t Is dorm and my meerscham IL proke,
An my watch chain Is gone from der hook
But say to myself never mind little ioak
Ven you comes Mt der Crater Ia look.
Ven IL rains IL rains. like der potion vas out
An my popts he comes off from der SOLE
But walks in my stockings until II ~ dark,
An den walks into II hole.
j dries an dries, but | cannot get up,
So drinks, veil stays here all night
An dough WIS hungry, an dough vas vet,
Yet dinks on der whole vas right.
Veil, after daylight, ven man comes along,
He hears mo ven makes n call
An stops an untastens der rope from his horse
An den bulls me up init u haul
An he goes up nit me dill we comes to q house
We're pig fence he runs oil around,
An sees deie is smoke Hn | sees dere is steam
AM | sees pig hole i'll der grount
So | knows der Crater is somewhere arount
An dat dis house must be der Hodel,
An ven ! walks in, Wy man he walks out
An dclls me hc hopes vas veil.
Ven say. Poorly veil an I'm glad to get here,
An wants some poloGney, an ham,
An cheese, some pre;,d, an pottle of pie
An n suiokc an glass of Scheidanl.'
Mein Colt vat n countrys now vat you dink
Dat landlordt he answer 10 me:
He say, my tear sir we have noting to drink
But some water, !in coffee, an tea.
Ne III give You u ped, an can give you your meal
An pimc-by when der rain 1T does 90,
You viii dink dat it is most wonderful ding
Nur To look ut der Crater, Know
Veil waits here four days, it rains all der times
An der fox he vas like stone vail
/ see not dc Crater, no no fire,
hears him 20 Poom dat is all.
Am now in the morning dakes myself pack
Nor knows vat u pig fools am,
Ven drinks will sees any wonderful dinGs
III place we're dey keeps no Scbiedan.
LUDWIG Won SUPERINTENDENT.