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Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-09-12
BOARDING

Ok CENTS pays for frst-class meal at
20 the Palace Dining room, No. 81
Robert street, bet. Third and Fourth streets;
81 meal tickets, $3.50; 9 meals, 50. Also, nicely
furnished rooms at low rates. Call. 1897
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VOUNG MAN WANTED-smart and &C.
Il tive, not under fourteen years of age, to
carry newspaper route and make up mail.
Apply at the Hotel Reporter Office, in Globe
Office. Occupied in the morning only.
MS*
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REAL ESTATE.

Nor SALE-House and lot No. % Ellen
Il street, near Rice. Inquire on premises.
251*
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DOSITIVE auction sale on Tuesday, Sep
l. tember Is, in the afternoon, 65 lots.
Workingmen, attend and secure home for
your family.
Sale postponed from Saturday to Tuesday
next, on account of weather. 254-56
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WTANTED-seven or eight good carpen-
w penters. Apply at Ill Mississippi
street. 220*
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A UCTION SALES OF REAL ESTATE
II A. K. Barnum, Real Estate and
Loan Agent, No. "a East Third street.
Real Estate Auction department is thorough
ly organized, and that we are fully prepared
to make Auction Sales of Real Estate in st.
Paul, its vicinity, and in Minneapolis, on any
days required, and npon the most favorable
terms. This department is under the person
al management of Mr.. A. H. Nicolay, with
thirty years experience in New York City.
Sales are respectfully solicited and receive
prompt attention.
A. K. BARNUM, Agent.
A. II. NIcoLAY, Auctioneer. 240*
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NTANTED-Tw dressmakers at POI Ex-
w change street. 242
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WANTED-A good tailor, at Chas. F.
w Pusch's, 431 st. Peter street. 238.
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WANTED Three good job press feeders
w Immediately. Apply to II. M. Smyth
& Co., Davidson's block. 24S*
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FTlHE FINE PROPERTY BELONGING TO
i the Convent of the Visitation, at auction
1 will sell on the premises, No. 80 Somerset
street, on Thursday, September Is, at II
o'clock a. m, the large and beautiful grounds,
together with the large frame house thereon,
lately occupied by the Sisters of the Vista
ton. The ground is 100000, to alley, well
shaded, and will make elegant residence prop
erty. Terms will be made very easy.
P. T. KAVANAGH,
252-25S Auctioreer.
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IRON CLAD PAINT-Protect your roofs. l
J. will paint your roofs and guarantee them
not to leak for five years. Roofs stopped from
leaking or no money. Address VIM. D. Rogers,
agent for the Northwest, Rogers Block, St.
Paul, MINI. 22S-258
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EOR sALE-H you want to buy, sell or
L exchange property, call on R. J. Lewis,
Davidson block. 229-258
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NANTED-Plasterers Highest wages
w paid every Saturday night. C. Schott,
Ill Mississippi street. 23O*
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WTANTED-On first class dining room
w girl and one first class cook, immediate
ly, at Merchants Dining Hall, $50 Robert St.,
old No. so, 219*
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"ANTED-A girl for general Homework,
w at new No, 266 E. 9th St. 244.
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"ANTED-A young lady to learn to do
w sorting, at the Eureka Laundry, 163 and
165 Fort street. Lyon & Hodskin. 229'
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WANTED-An experienced delivery clerk
w None others need apply. Michaud Bros,
corner Seventh and Wabashaw streets. 254*
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"ANTED-A boy to drive grocery wagon.
w One who speaks German, preferred
Must come recommended. J. c. Mccarthy,
Sixth Ward. IA.
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WANTED-A competent girl to do gener-
w al housework. Good wages; al II Still
water street. 900.
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HsSIs Is11IV OIfodPi oe1 HOOi OVcI 1NOs q
IL Robert street, bet. Third and Fourth
streets; size 25x75 feet: light and airy. APP
plyin restaurant underneath. 1S9'
EOR RENT One store room, 22x6O feet, on
IL Bridge square. Inquire at room of
Chamber of Commerce. 64*
.AFFICES FOR RENT-In Davidson's block,
" with steam heat, good ventilation,
Phalen water, electric-bell passenger elevator,
well LIGHTED rooms and halls and all modern
conyeniences. Apply at agents office, in
the building.
sSx WILLIAMS g. DAVIDSON, Agents.
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FURNISHED rooms for gentlemen, liz st.
IL Paul street. on the hill. cas-
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NANTED--Five or six good men at &C.
w ment Pipe mandatory, corner Nash
and Mississippi. 247*
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WANTED Mounted carrier. Apply at this
yy office. 252X
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1881-03-18
Trees and Rain.

The countries of Sardinia and Sicily, once
the granarics of Italy, have suffered the pen
atty oftheir thoughtlessness in exterminating
their forests. Two thousand years ago these
lands were celebrated for their wonderful
productiveness, and were said to be the most
beautiful in the world. In 1900 Humboldt
visited Venezuela, and was informed by the
natives living in Uruguay that they had
noticed, with great establishment, that a lake
which lay in the middle of the valley had
decreased in volume every year; the cause
clearly traced to the falling of a great num-
Der OF trees which grew on the surrounding
mountains. In Hungary periodical droughts
are universally attributed to the humiliation
of forests. In Cairo, Lower Egypt, a great
many years ago. rain fell but seldom-only
once i'll three or four years-but since the
time of Mohammed Ali thirty or more mil
lion of trees have been set or planted, and the
result is now that the country has from thir-
ty to forty rainy days in every year. When
New England and the heavily timbered
States ofthe Union were first settled the rain
fall was greatly in excess of what it is since
so much of the land has been cleared up.
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"Well, tell us, was he killed by the doctors

"'Well, tell us, was he killed by the doctors
orders 2"
"No, he was dispatched-he ordered him
ispatched-exactly So"
"ThaPs enough, step down, Mr.. Gosling'
Next they called up his wife Betsy.
"Wcll, madam, tell us did you know this
old sick woman, Mrs. Luckey?"
GAS well as know myself and better, too. >
"Wcrc you there when that herb tea was
given herr"
at was no herb tea at all-not bit of it
worse than that told that spectacle doctor
the tea was too strong-so it was told
him so. took his celebrated re.all pills
once, and only once. l found out they be
nothing in the world but black pepper grains
vanished, put up whole in boxes They
would only make you sneezc and that's all
and just told him so"
"Silence Silcncep'
Says Uncle to the Squire, who sat next tC
him:
Il wonder Why they don't bring up tina,
witness they have Just called. She might
tell all about it," But the Squire said he
guessed it was no witness at ALL but only q
kind of way the crer had of clearing his
throat"
"Siencew
The witnesses all being called, Baron Blus
ter, Tor Barney, as he is often called,) rose up
in a stately manner, and bowling to the Court
and Jury, said:
"Gentirmen. nv client has been charged
grossly charged with yarious crimes and
misdemeanors and it seems to me impossi
BILE to prove them. NV client did not kin the
old mans horse, seriatGna, nor order him kill
ed; not at all. He ordered him dispatched
in ert,emis. 1t was mistake-all around
and, gentlemen, besides, it has been proven
he was yery old and YOU know il is some.
times favor to get rid of an old horse, and
it seems clear that the old lady died natural
death from fevers.
"In law, as YOU know, Gentlemen of the
Jury, we always look at the genuine meaning
and try to find the real intention of the thing
This is law, from Moses down. And here
| YOU all see the real intention of DIR. Boneset
learned or unleorned) II was GOOD Jtwos
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1881-03-18
An Old Surveyors Mark.

Lately civil engineer was running and
locating the lines of a lot of land below the
city, and used as an assistance deed to the
property drawn one hundred and and twenty
one years ago In one section of the deed 1t
is recorded that the line touches a certain
point where stands beech tree, and upon
which cross mark had been made with an
axe The engineer ran his line to an old
beech tree, and concluding that this was the
point in question, looked for the mark, but of
course could not find it. Taking an axe he
cut INTO the tree at point he thought the
mark might be, and to his surprise, after cut
ting into the tree, he Clipped out block,
and there was the identical mark referred 10
in the ancient document of one hundred and
twenty.one years ago. The mark was per-
feet, but had been covered up. At that time
this was British colony, and some years
before Revolutionary War. The deed was
drawn in 1759.-Augustd (Gd.,) Nescs.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1881-03-18
LOngfellOw's First Poem.

when our great poet was nine years old,
his master wanted him to write..a Compost
ton Little Henry, like all children, shrank
from the undertaking. His master said
"You can write words, can you not?"
Yes" was the reply.
"Then you can put words togcther?"
Eyes, sir"
"Then," said the master, "you may take
your slate and go out behind the schoolhouse,
and there you can find something to write
about and then you tell what it is, what it is
for, and what is to be done with it, and that
will be composition"
went behind Mr.. Finney's barn, which
CHANGED to be near by, and seeing a fine tur-
nip growing up he thought he knew what
that was, what it was for, and what would be
done with it,
A half hour had been allowed to Henry
for his first undertaking in writing compost
tons. In half hour he carried in his work,
all accomplished, and the master is said to have
been affected almost to tears when he saw
what Henry had done in that time;
Mr.. FINNEy's TURNIP.
Mr.. Flnney had turnip,
And IL grew, and it grew;
And it grew behind the barn,
And the turnip did no HARM
ana IL grew, and IL grew,
Till 1t could grow no taller,
Then Mr. Finney took itup
And put it in the cellar.
There it lay, there 1t lay,
Till 1t began to rot;
When his daughter Susie washed 1t,
And she put 1t in the pot
Then she boiled it, and boiled it,
= AS long as she was able
Then his daughter Lizzie took It,
And she put 1t on the table.
Mr.. Finney and his wife,
Both sat down to sup;
And they ate, and they ate,
Until they ate the turnipup!
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1881-03-18
Moral SuasiOn in Colorado.

| Three months ago, when 200 ofthe leading
citizens of Gunnison City met in convention
| on q street corner, there were seven or eight
| Michigan men among the crowd. When
| Colonel Parker presented the following reso
luton, it was a Michigan man who sup
ported it,
Resolved, That committee of five be ap-
| pointed to wait upon Calabash Sam, late of
| Deadwood, and inform him that after sunrise
tomorrow morning this crowd will open fire
on him with the intention of furnishing a
corpse for our new graveyard.
The committee of five went out to find Sam
uel and deliver their message. He sat on a
bench at the door of his shanty, shotgun
across his knees and pipe in his mouth, and
he preserved silence while the chairman of
the committee read the resolution; then he
| asked:
THAT means me, does it?'
| "She does"
"They don't like my style of carving and
shooting, Ell"
That's what they kick on"
| "Well, | won't go. You haven't got huff
men in the whole valley to drive Calabash
Sam a rod Return to the convention and
report that I'm here for the season."
Il forgot to menshun," continued the chair
man, in careless voice, as he leaned on his
gum forgot to menshun that the convcn-
shun has adjourned. This committee thus
finds itself in an embarrassing situation, and
it sees only one way out of it, Onless you'd
agree to pick up and travel this committee
will feel called upon to-to-"
ITO begin shooting, you mean?"
EXACTLY, Samuel exactly. You may have
already observed that two of the committee
have got the drop on you"
81 see"
"Corpses, which are ridded with buckshot
have very unpleasant look" continued the
chairman, as he rested his chin on the muz-
zlc of his gun.
eyes, that's So"
"And it's kinder lonesome, this being the
| first plant in new burying ground"
| "Y-e.s, it may be-"
And so, take it all around, the committee
kinder INDUCES in the hope that you'll see fit
to carry your valuable society back to the
Black Hills You may have observed that
three shotguns, each under full cock, are now
looking straight at We. We don't want to
bluff but it's getting nigh supper time"
| "Well, after looking the matter all over,
I'm convinced that these diggings won't
pan out low grade ore, and / guess I'll take
u walk"
Fright OFF,"
| yes"
Right up this trail?"
| "Very well While the committee feels
sorry to eyou go, and wishes you all sorts
of luck it hasn't time to shake hands, Step
off, now, and for fear you amt used to walk
ing, we'll keep these guns pinted up the hill
until you turn the half mile boulder. Trala
| march r'-DetT0it Free Press.
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The Egis and Intelligencer
Is PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAYB BY
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a Year, in Advance.

TRANSIENT ADvERTISEMENTS.--OneS Square, |
insertions or less Sl5O Each subsequent insertion,
- cents. Longer advertisements in the same pro-
portion. A space equal tosiX lines makes square.
Figure-work double price.
Obituaries and Personal Communications will
DC inserted ut ten cents per line.
w Yearly advertisements at special rates.
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VOL. XXV----NO.ll.
VARIETIES.

barber: Thin out your hair bit, sir ?"
Customer: mo, never mind, NV wife at
tends to that. But just oil it we'll"
A man met an old woman in an Eng
lish town driving several asses. "Adieu.
mother of asses !" cried he. "Adieu, nv son -
was the old crones reply. The fellow went
his way, feeling for his ears.
A young lady was caresslng a pretty
spaniel and murmuring: 81 do love a nice
dog !" "Ahp sighed dandy, standing near,
81 would were a dog" "Never mind" re.
torted the young lady, sharply, "youR groso l'
Statistics show that fewer marriages oc-
cur upon Friday than upon any other day
of the week. Friday is considered unlucky,
you know. A crusty old bachelor whispers
IN our ear that marriage is unlucky, no matter
what the day-Boston Transcript
When the society idiot asked, "Do you
daWnce the lawncers" the proper reply is
said to be: mo, don't dawnce the lawncers,
but my sister Frauncis dawnces the lawncers
and several fawncy dawnces." The man
agement of this sentence assures entrance in
to the highest circles.
"A Galveston darkey rushed in doctors
office and breathlessly exclaimed; "Come on.
doctor, right off Oar is somebody in NV
mouse who is in an awful fiX-laid up in bed
a-groanin' and a-groanin'" "Who is 1t ?" Its
me. Yer see, boss, didn't hab nobody to
send, so come myself" Galueston Neaos.
-Magnanimous Gilhooly: Gilhooly had
the misfortune to call the swell Colonel Sniff
ter Captain Snifter. II beg your pardon
Colonel Snifter, if you please; not Captain
Snifter.' "Oh, never mind, Captain Snifter,
you need not beg my pardon at all. 1t is not
your fault" replied Gilhooly, magnanimous-
ly.-Galceston Neacs.
Mrs. Magoffin had been reading In the
newspapers of man who died, leaving
young and attractive widow to whom he de-
vised his entire wealth. snow that's what
l call true philanthropy" she remarked, re-
moving her spectacles and looking at her
husband as if she expected to be contradicted.
why So" he amiably asked. Because"
said she, "he left his property in such way
that some other man will be sure enjoy it,.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Two of the foreign soldiers who came to
Galveston to take part in the Mardi Gras
procession were conversing last night about
Galveston, its climate and natural advan-
tages. Finally one of them said "Did you
find it very warm Yesterday" mo; didn't
think it was warm" 81 didn't either until
| came to examine my pockets, when found
about 800 in silverI had there had all melted
away" 81 reckon that must be the atmos-
pheric influences we heard so much about"
GdtUeSt0R Neacs
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Tit for Tat.

An old lady of his flock once called upon
DR.. Gill with grievance. The doctors neck
bands were too long for her ideas of minis
terial humanity, and after long harangue
on the sin of pride, she intimated that she
had brought pair of scissors with her, and
would be pleased if her dear pastor would
permit her to cut them down to her notions
of propriety. The doctor not only listened
patiently, but handed over the offending
white bands to operate upon. When she had
cut them to her satisfaction and returned the
bibs, it was the doctors turn
Now said he, you must do me n good
turn, also"
Eyes, that will, doctor" replied she, "what
can it bc?'
"Well, you have something about YOU
which is deal too long and which causes me
no end oftrouble and | should like to see
it shorter"
Indeed, dear sir will not hesitate; what
is itY Here are the scissors, use them as you
please"
"Come, then" said the sturdy divine,
good sister, put out your tongue"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1881-03-18

REDUCING Bones TO MANURE "A cor
respondent of the Massachusetts, Ploughmaa
says that for several years he has packed
bones in green horse manure, making the
heap with layer of manure at the bottom
and putting the bones and manure in layers
of about three inches in thickness. He vets
the layers MS the heap is made A few weeks
time is all that is needed to reduce quite large
and solid beef bones to condition in which
they can he broken to coarse powder, by
the fork, when the heap is overhauled Any
tough pieces are put in another heap. He
has rotted in this way over ton of bones a
one time in less than two cords of horse ma
nure The top of the heap is to be covered
with some earth or muck to absorb the gases.
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3nrtital.
For The .EgiS dRd MteHigmccr.
ODE TO NATURE,


ODE TO NATURE.
Oh, Nature teach me how to live;
Make known to me thy secret charm;
Subllmer thoughts to me do give,
Undue within spirit warm.
Point out the path of life to-day
So clear, though Maynard in the past
My erring feet may find the way.
And lead my soul to God at last
Unconscious of thy teachings true,
The world with scorn doth pass thee nv.
But here thy presence may WOO,
And see thy grandeur with mine eve,
BEHOLD the free and happy birds,
That sing OF thee from year to year
And conscious of thy hidden words.
That come in whispers to my ear
Tho rustling of the forest leaves.
The ripping of the flowing stream,
Ana as the mighty wave upheaves,
~ gives the notes of which | dream.
me ne, WIND ma, a-whlstllng through the pines,
The wild waves surging on the seq
Enough those oerfull with worldly wines
peny-yet all are songs of thee.
Can'st thou enable me to walk
The road of life, in truth divine9
And as the days go by, like hawk
win talons ready, in line
Darts down upon its prey, so swift
=, And sure as arrow to the mark,
Canst guide my weary feet, and lift
Mysoul to glory from the dark.
Why not? Ahyes, thou canst, 7 know:
my hidden languages from Him.
MY beating heart doth tell me so:
And though my eyes, so very dim.
Can scarcely see thy godlike face,
In Gods pure light, divine and bright,
And with the aid ofhcavenly grace.
These mortal eyes may see Alright
i'WeStdHe, ian. s, 1881. J.E.H,
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[ sprinqaeld, (lnass.) Republican.

Edgar T. Page, Esq, Druggist, writes us
from Chicopee Falls, that Mr.. Albert Guen
ther, under Wilds Hotel has used that re
markable remedy, st Jacobs Oil, for severe
case of rheumatism and it cured him, as if by
magic. He also used it with great success
among his horses in cases of sprains, sores
etc, and it cures every time.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1881-03-18

THIS Is TO GIVE NOTICE-THAT THE
Il subscriber has obtained from the Register of
wills OF Hartford county, Md, letters testamenta-
ry on the personal estate of
SAMUEL X. FAMOUS,
late of said county, deceased. All persons having
exhibit the same, with the legal vouchers thereof
On or before the 5h day Of February, 1882,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded from all
benefit of said estate. All persons indebted to said
estate are requested to make immediate payment
Given under my hand and seal this 9TH day of
February, 1881.
JOSEPH NJ. FAMOUS,
feb-l10t Executor
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[Dss Holmes Form iStnte RAnister.

We notice the following in an exchange :
Mr.. G. b. Haverer, Foreman N. Y. d N. r..
s. B. Co, suffered for eight days with terrible
pain in the back, almost to distraction, until
he heard of and used st. Jacobs Oil, one bot.
tie of which cured him completely.
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Given undel
February, 1SS
feb-ll0t

THIS Is TO GIVE NOTICE-THAT THE
4 subscriber has obtained from the Register of
Wills of Hartford county, Md, Letters Testament
airy on the personal estate of
HENRY B. RAMSAY,
late OF said county, deceased. All persons having
claims against said deceased are hereby notified to
exhibit the same, with the legal vouchers thereof,
On or before tie SM day Of February, 1882,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded from all
benefit of said estate Allpersons indebted to said
estate are requested to make immediate payment.
Given under my hand and seal, this 9Th day of
February, 1881.
CHARLES II. MCCONKEY,
IeDll-0t Executor.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1881-03-18
Cooperative Mail and PASSENGER
TRANSPORTATION COMPANY


Are now running Three Daily Lines of COACHES
BETWEEN BEL AIR g. EDGEwOOD.
Coaches arrive and depart as follows:
Leave Bel Air (Claymans Hotel daily, except
Sunday, at $50 A. NJ, $40 A. NJ and 4G2 p. NJ.
Leave Edgewood Station daily, except Sunday
at 8.25 A. M, $40 p. NJ, and 8.10 p. M.
The Pylesyille stage is withdrawn during winter
Season.
We are also running Four-Horse Stage be-
tween Bel Air and Baltimore, via Hartford Turn
pike, on the following Schedule:
Leave Bel Air (Clayman's HoteD on Mondays
Wednesdays and Fridays, at 800 A. NJ, arrive in
Baltimore at IL NJ.
Leave Baltimore (Old Town Hotel, No. 1l9 High
Street near GayO on Tuesdays, Thursdays and
Saturdays, at 800 A. NJ, arrive in Bel Air at LOO
p.
Freight and Express delivered at all points on
either line at most reasonable price. All goods
should be marked in care of Coach Line. Tickets
for either line sell at the following rates:
Single ticket Bel Air 10 Baltimore, 81 25 Round
trip, 500, good until used and can be used either
from Baltimore or Bel Air.
For additional information write or apply to
THOMAS j. SULLIVAN, Agent,
Bel Air, Md.
A f. BOONE,
Janl4 General Manager.