Arizona weekly enterprise., 1881-11-19
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  A STRIKING affair-A prize fight A PAYING business-The cashiers. A DEAD failure-A deceased bank rupt.
 WHEN is man like a looking glass When he reflects.
 A NET that many are anxious to get into-The Cabinet.
 TIE weight of the world About twelve ounces to the pound.
 WHY is the letter "G" like the sun Because it is the center of light.
 EVERYTHING has to pay up sometimes; even the little chickens have to shell out.
 TEACHER-"W What does it mean to say that a person takes the palm ?" Boy It means that he takes the cake" WHEN man is pitching pennies and loses one, he reminds us of "Noah's weary dove," inasmuch as he is l cent out.
 THIS is the kind of cane brake that don't like" was what Pompey re- marked when his master broke walk iug-stick over his shoulders.
 A TEXAN girl, having fallen out with her lover, sent him the following lines, which are expressive, if not beautiful
 There's land that Is hotter than this,
 Where never collar will stand;
 Where people all bubble and hiss
 Oh, so to that beautiful land.
 A KANSAS Judge has decided that 8 ticket to "admit one is good for hus- band and wife. On this basis of reason ing a child's ticket would suffice for the average Sophomore class.
 A LITTLE girl, addressing her sister, asked, "What was the chaos pa was teading about to-day" To which the alter replied, "Twas q great pile o. nothing, and no place to put 1t in." FRED was telling his mother abou his dog Fido. "He just laughed fit tc 4ill himself," said Fred. "My desr ooy," interrupted his mother, chow ca, dog laugh? You mean that Fido wa barking." "No, indeed" Fred replied quickly; "Fido was laughing with his tdl, for it went wigglety-wigglety." THIS comes from Ohio
 frr,la- 4l,i. soi
 And under these trees
 Iieth the bod
 of solomon Pease.
 He is not in this house,
 But only his pod;
 He sheled out his soul
 And went up to his God
 "How IN the world, asked Calves ;on lady of a neighbor, "can prevent my boy from stealing sugar out of tn, sugar-bowl." "Iknow how you can stop bis stealing sugar out of the sugar bowl" was the reply. "How?" By simply putting the sugar in the milk pitcher. "-Gal0eSton NetCs.
 "How DID you like Europe? ?" "It's too splendid for anything p was the re- ply. "And were you sick ?' "Yes, lwfully sick" "And WAS your hus. band good to you?' "Oh, he was too good for anything Just as soon as he found out was sick, he went and drank sclt water so as to be seasick in unison with me, and I'm not his second wife, either '"
 IN Iowa, young man named Isaac Hood committed suicide because young lady refused to marry him. The Coro- ner's inquest developed mitigating cir cumstances. It seems that Mir Hood asked the young lady if she could marry him, and she responded, "Ike Hood not" As soon as Hood saw the point, he fled with result stated. The young lady has not been arrested. d.-AAaa.ta C0nStituti0a.
 JIMMY TuFFBoY has issned circular to the boys in the block, calling in his loans and retiring his circulation. He has had a terrible time, the boys hay ing combined to prevent the maturing of his monopolistic schemes. But the mo- ment they began to feel his grip they "tumbled' and abandoned their fund ing-bill" project Jimmy now controls the marble market, the boys having knucklcd down, and his kite seems to fly higher than er.-NetO Hauen Register.