South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1881-12-02
South Brunch Jntelliasaeer,
RoMNEY. FRIDAY. DEC. 2. 1881.

Virginia Court of Appeals. The Lor.
don Daily News has no federation for
the theory thst Guiteau is irresponsible
FOR his acts. -. There are Indians in
| California known as the Salt River trioe.
They must be old Democrats. GEO
PORTER. one OF Pitisburgh's oldest iron
men. died on Tuesday of last week -
GAUzE is said TO receive It's name from
GAIA. in Palestine. where it was first
made. The new Virginia Legislature
will meet December -. They say
GRANT gets msd whenever mention is
nude OF the third term. So do tho pco-
pie. "A Texas man was ], nchcd for
riding mule on Sunday. 1t was ano-
ther mans mule. by the way :. Cock
fighting originated with tho Athenian,.
....A dairyman in Hslifax. had five
children down with scarla.ina. He.
however, continued to dispense milk to
his customers. or 81 families he thus
supplied. 40 were attacked with scarlet
fever. - Fashions come and fashions
go, but hash still continues a standard
boarding house dish. -. An exchange
we'll says you cannot eat enough In
week TO last you year, AMI you can
not advertise on tibet plan either. lie
ho throws out sus. )icion shout at once
he suspected himself. -. II is astonish-
ing bow soon the while conscience be
glns to unrayeI if n single stitch drops !;
one single sin INDUCED in makes hole
sou could put your heal through, -.
All The counties in Virginia have been
heard from and Cameron, readjusier,
has l3,00i majority foe Governor -.
The new horse disease. che pnkeye,
is said 20 be nOthing but The epizooli2
trimmed with o!coma rgarine. No New
York swell is genuine unless be has Il
scartp!n Tor every day in The week.
balance iy kicking AT his wife, in Lou
isviilc, am,: WAS killed by the fall -.
Ask your DelshGOr to subscribe for the
Ltethye"ceS -. There are TWO things
you cant do. You can't hold an eel
ny tue tail nor bad man by Lis word
oi bonor. John Gath, TLeo. Murphy
ind Maggie Buckner, each about 70
years Old, While skating at Co'um bia,
Mo-, = lew days ago. broke through III,
ice and were drowned. :. Mr.. HARRI.
SON LoNG. Of Page county, Va, killed
thirteen fine hogs before the last warm
spell, and during that period lost every
joint of hem. An advertis r in Tex.
boss hand over 5000 head of sheep, that
can speak Spanish auently.". Every
man is iona OF striking the nail on the
hoad, but when it happens to- he his fin
ger nail, his enthusiasm becomes Wild
an incoherent ...M Mr.. John Cochrane,
of Charlottesville, Va. father OF Judge
John l.. Cochtanc, died on Sunday of
last week. ageI 80 years.. .Oue OF
Gar fields surgeons states that il is the
intention of the physicians 10 present
their bills 10 Mrs. GI'fcli receipted.
and alloy the friends Of The late Pres:-
dent TO present the matter to Congress
and ask Tor an appropriation Dr. Bliss
says bis practice IL, Was ngton is near
~ all broke up. :. Mr. j. Gnosr ELL
OFT one OF tie most eminent educators
in North Carolina, died recently, aged
81 years air. ABRAHAM NUnAH, of
Pogo county, Va, has grown Two crops
OF pears from the same trees this year.
Tie first he gathered in July and the
second In November. =. There were six
colored men on the Federal Court juries,
st The recent term at Charleston, this
State. Why is an Oh coat like an l.
ron pot Because il is a specimen OF
hardware. There aro 1000 dram
shops kept by women in New York ci-
". Only one Of the HumJer is n native
American An old oil we'll near The
State Insane Asylum, al Warrer, Pa,
which bad tun dowu TO five barrels a
day, after being drilled 60 feet deeper
suddenly resumed its flowing. and Is
now creating much excitement through.
out the whOl, Tltusvlll, district by
po1ring out 500 barrels day A new
20O.barrcl we'll has bsen struck in the
Shcmell district JANE L. WILSON.
Who is regarded a. sure OF the Iowa
senatorial ptize, tells the Mnbicello
Express that he "bclongs to no faction
OF The republican party. but 70 the par
ty itself. lie says that lac is neither n
Blaine man nor Grant man what's
goirg end Nlars past help should be
past grief. Carrying his house with
him. the turtle is never in hurry TO
vct botno II ia rusn,rcJ that Ei;eo,