Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-01-24
ALL SORTS.
The girl who cannot get beau
By any other plan.
Goes quickly to the dry goods store
And hnVS q nice dnl-man

And buys nice dol-nan.
HINTS TO FARMERs.-Don't let your horses be seen
standing much at the tavern door; it don't look right
Don't be without HENRY & JoHNsoN's ARNIcA AND
Oh EMINENT near at hand to apply in case OF acct
dent Keep good fences-especially line fences; it
promotes good feelings among neighbors. Keep
Downs ELIXIR always in the house, and use in
OF sudden coughs &c. a safeguard against consump-
ton and other dangerous diseases. BAxTER's MAN
DRAKE BITTERs, taken according directions. saves
large expense in doctors bills.
dsgruntled German father thus tells his exper-
fence in sending his boy learn trade in one Of the
Westheld manufactures: II sends mine poy to der
piano shop leg down to get shob. He set to work
NIT sandpaper on de legs piano. Ven comes night
his hands vas vot tolds him he don't no long
er work at dat pishness. Next morning he goes for
pay, and vas told dat Of vot he earned Quit come
de cost of the sandpaper. When dey figure cup. by
shimmine, de sandpaper comes to more he earned.
hat four poys, and sits me down mid Shade and
figures dat if dey all works in dat shop it takes more
as earn mlueself to pay for de saudpaper dey use
more as dey don't get; and sends mine poys dere no
more. You make items of dis, and somdime 1 don't
make it all NIT you right" ta r
Coon WORDS FOR Coon TH1Ns.-The papers are
it is hard to tell what to believe Yet all things are
not humbugs, all statements lies. DR.. David
| Kennedy's "Favorite Remedy" is exactly what it
claims to be- and deserves the praises that show
cred UPON 1t from all who have used it. Hear word
/ from Mr. Israel H. Snyder of Saugerties, N Y. He
says: my little daughter covered with salt rheum
from head to foot, DR.. Kennedy's 'Favorite Remedy
cured her altogether and the disease has never since
| arod bic S,,o@,
to the point. Get "Favorite Remedy" of your drug
| gist write to the Doctor at kondout N Y. SIoo a
| bottle. q *tE {t-t.
/ $50 you enjoyed your visit to the menagerie. did
you p. inquired young sillibub of his adored ones
little sister: 20. yes; and. do you know, a
camel that screwed its mouth and eyes awfully, and
sister said it looked exactly you do when you
| reclting poetry at the church sociables."
A MOTHER wRIrEs-"when children begin to cough
at night, give dose of WHITES ELIXIR; one tive
doses always stops the cough, and the child sleeps
well. Nothing is wearing on small children as in
cessant coughing during the night, as my children
always do. when they have colds, if by any means
happen to be without WHITES ELIXIR. It might bt
truly called the Elixir of Life to all who subject
coughs and colds.
The doctors daughteE-"I declare you are dread
full lunatc, Mrs. McCizzom. I do believe you thinl
nobody will be saved but you and your minister T
Old lady-"Aweel my dear, awhiles hae my doobt
| aboot the meenister!"
Rich in fat producing material beyond all othe
foods and medicines Malt Bitters.
A young person describing the looks of newly al
rived NJ. G. from the far west he appeared at tn
Washington depot says, HE looked if he had com
all the way the continent the hericane dec
of mule"
THOUSANDS SAVED from the brink of the grave. an
the path of afliction turned TO of happiness
using the famous Wyomoke blood brain and nery
food In nervous, brain and heart affections broke
down constitutions, etc. Wyomoke has cured whe
all other methods have failed. Sold by all druggist
3 | at Sl.0o. $3.50 and $500.
f An Ohio doctor couldn't tell whether boy patiei
had lung fever cancer the stomach. but the be
good enough to cay that he broke his the da
before and thus got the doctor out of the dilemma.
ScRoFULA. A medicine that destroys tn
germs of Scrofula and has the power to roc
: it out is appreciated by the afflicted. TIL
{ remarkable cures of men, women and chi
|, dren as described by testimonials, prov
; Hoods Sarsaparilla a reliable medicine col
{ tanning remedial agents which eradicat
: Scrofula from the blood. 100 doses 81 04
Soldby all dealers. c. I. Hood Co., Lowell, Mas