The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-08-19
Odd Items.

/SACi IOSI y.
There are 10O,0 900 commercial drum
mcrs in the United Statcs--the largest
brass band on record.
a Boston critic explains that a certain
vocalist sings badly "because his heart is
too big and crowds his lungs.
hay FEVER.
Mr.. A. l. Avery, Pharmacist, Newark
n J.-Iaing been severely aflict, d io'
eleven years with Hay FeN,r, aitu uy
ing almost everything without avail,
gave up all h,l of being cured, whou
| purchased iron you box of Ely
Cream Balm. TO my surprise, afici
few applications, was entirely relieved
Il. Watson Harris Letter Carrier Ne. H.,
New +. o., Newark, n j.
Messrs. White 81 Burdick, Druggists,
Ithaca, n. VI recommend to those
suffering (as | have becn) with Hay
Fever Ely's Croam Balm. Have tiied
nearly all the remedies ] could find, and
give this u decided preference over them
all. 1t has given me immediate relief.
G. r. Stephens, Hardware Merchant,
Ithaca, n. Y. Sept. 6, 1880. Price 80 cts.
An Arkansas man had seven buckshot
taken from his head and remarked that
quite load was off his mind.
We are told that the ancient Egyp.
tians honored cats when dead The
ancient Egyptians knew when cat was
| the most to be honored.
GOOD FoUNDAT ALTON.
One of the greatest troubles of our
people is weakness of the stomach. As
this soon causes indigestion, nervousness
and rheumatism, they prevail in almost
every American household There is
| positively no need for anybody to suffer
from these painful troubles who can buy
a 80. cent bottle Of Palker's Ginger Ton
ic; for this superior medicine always
tones up the stomach and nervous sys-
TEN, and keeps the Kidneys active in
carrying off the foul matter, thus leaving
good foundation for perfect health
". o. Pjcayune.
Monograms on porous plasters for
young ministers are worked in cool pink
or blue for the summer season.
The house fly can only see distance
of thirty-eight feet, but that never
bo,hers him any. He always manages 10
keep within thirty-seven feet of every
thing.
BABY SAVED.
We are so thankful to say that our baby
was permanently cured of dangerous
and protractcd irreguIarity of the bowels
by the use of Hop Bitters by its mother,
which at the same time restored her to
perfect health and strength. The parents,
Rochester, n. Y. See another column.
-Butdlo Express,
A man in Portland, Me-, has been ar
rested for throwing "A lighted lamp at his
children. lie does not mean that they
shall walk in darkness.
Jry Gould has at last got to work on u
railroad on Mexican soil AS he is man
that never says much about his personal
affairs, it is not known who he interds
leaving NJ Sico ru !. vt
O. Bortle, Manchester, n. Y, was
, troubled with asthma for eleven years.
Had been obliged to sit up sometimes
ten or twelve nights in succession. Found
immediate relief from Thomas Eclectric
, Oil and is now entirely cured.
' The man who invented the fifteen puz-
zle is now making patterns for the latest
styles of oil cloth. The iumor that he
was struck by lightning last summer was
a canard, published by his friends TO
" throw hired assassins off his track.
|
0 The 'London Lancet" says: "Many
: life has been saved by the moral courage
y of the sufferer and many a life has been
! saved by taking Spring Blossom IN case
1 of bilious fever, indigestion or liver
y complaints. Price so cents, trial bot
e ties 10 cents.
The last thing in harmony is said to
:, be the fashion of wearing suits to cor
a respond with the awnings over the front
y of the house.
o The time to dance is just after stirring
y up a den of yellow jackets Parties at
n tending picnics will do well to remember
h this.
POPULARITY
4 Thomas EclectIic Oil has obtained n
4 great popularity, from its intrinsic value
+ as a reliable medicine, in curing hoarse-
:, ness, and all irritatons Of the throat,
il diseases Of the chest, etc. For all these
J. it is an Incompatible pulmonic.
n An Irish editor says: "Our women
e are accused of being fond of whistling.
e Well, so be it. What is more lovely
e than tulips well bown?'
y Halls Vegetable Sicilian Hair Re
Il newer is no new preparation for the pub
y lie to experiment with; its success is un-
parallelcd for restoring gray hair to its
a. natural color, promoting its growth, and
! producing new hair on bald heads
- The aesthetics of Boston are oaiIy gain
ing strength and assurance. They now
speak of hash as "mosaic."
]; MERCHANTS, READ THIS.
J. To those subject to ills incident to
L the yexations OF business life, dyspep
Il sia and a feeling of debility and fretful-
e ness, we say, without cquivoCation, take
Is Simmons Liver Regulator. This rene
; dy is unoqualed in the cure of piles, con-
h stipaton, bad breath, sick headache and
l. bilious complaints. The Regulator is
y free from any injurious mercurial sub
/ stance; not dsagleeable; can be taken at
1t any time without interfering with bust
I ness or pleasure. 1t is gentle, safe, and
= "A good digester.
4 There are no mosquitoes Mt Bergen
q Point. CThis lie took the prize at the
n New Jersey State Agricultural Fair).
It srEERs PORT GRAPE WINE
J., Physicians employ SPeer's Port Grape