The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-11-08

Jim Jam Cuts in Newspapers
The Trouble With Halfof
the Papers in the
Country.

EsaI.>s 20. \ :gS.
Thihy- have come {" such pass
that an adverti>in" agent can Ill in
hi cushioned CHAIR in hi office. with
a chew OF fine cut hi mouth. anil
$50 600 diamnnd on hi> bosom. ana
dictate a. t" the raj par~-r> all eyer
th, country HT-: insert IN, -;uii n.
and ihcr Get their Hurk i"r "Ic-icIth
what ihe home m"rchat gets hi AL
verii>img i..r. Pick up any ,iaiiy
paper iii iii, part oi the country. take
our own city papers for instance, and
the T. a'icr viii >cc "n their inner
pages w:.nlc columns at DISPLAYED
matter ai."ui rrrkin'> Pui.;li-;ic Pills.
Wsrn-r. Wvi,aiim- Wire Cnn>ump-
ri"n .l"rkrr. Plank, ~ Prripate>
i'il...lc P.nchvranl. whole columns uf
rea.iin. matter, consisting ni absolute
'ra;" a.,.:ii tire m;lrvcI"u> cures I-r-
formed uir mem ia kalamazoo. ur
O>khnsh. who found h"ttlc label in
I'm" road and pasted IL III their hats
ilG's were aAGfsl Az ifI utll
y"u see pictures of men with liver
pads "n. n:-n with electric hrlt> on.
women with hair. women with II" hair,
az. " arc hooking every d::v To- >rt. =
ru, "i .mc enlrrprl>iHg gents, man
with a l..rhine that will take out tn.
Latin paris al a mans stomach, 81
them AMI put them back. AMI tkcu
rive him half a dollar to walk L. th.,
next town with. II l. DISGRACE To-
the newspaper men "f the country
that they will all"w their papers t" h..
di-ticnrcd with these horrible cut.
w picked npa paper Yesterday that
hail cuts "f several brands of tape
WORMS. jul a. ii man wanted IL
select Il good h ;ilthy looking stock.
and - tn r.i>in. them. Then Their,
j. q cat of am obi Gentleman. uglv
enough 10 brighten child mt" -Iasm>.
who J. iii,. inventor "f talhnlicnr-
durango. - something that transforms
an obi woman hundred ami four
wears "li. with the seattle rheumatism
ami chp pipe IN her mouth. into -
hlron.in" -irl "t fourteen. Th,>,.
would in very well If there WAS any
money In them We will advertise a
man hv y cat Of rhin .ccros with de
lirium trcrnen> If he vii pay enough
money rnT it: but when these advcr-
Using agents want about seventeen
hundred dollar worth Of advertising
for four dpilar> ana hafa year
t;wcriv-iivc per cent. "ii. AMI paper
rnailrl regularly. W. most respect
fully beg 20 take none ia ours, il you
please. W. have only ts5 paten,
medicine ads. but We believe them t.
he god. aud We know that they pay
decent prices. W. don't want any
more. and If ANY IT those advertising
shark. want Il column in this paper
every is-uc In the wear. anal enough
reading matter Ia MAKE a small novel.
{ ar ali of which they will uav twenty +.
d"iiar> ami throw IN n lea chrome, We
will tell them. quicker than Hades
can scorch father, that yours truly
don't care Ia invest. We believe IN
treating everybody fairly. AMI before
we'll give these gentlemen rates tina, .
would raraly,e home merchant if he .
knew them. and then 20 "n charging
our own city merchants about ten .
times q, much. well find SOME good
lunch rcutc and quit the newspaper
business forever. We make our liv-
imm from home advertisements, and ii
this meets tn" eye ut any advertising
h. can cut ii out and
quietly insert il into hi pipe. long
with his tnhacc,, and smoke it. You
hear IL.