, 1881-10-09
LAKESIDE MUSINGS.

eaecluse''- ''-Lake Bluff was not named
Ger Dr.. Parkhurst.
"Isee that Maud S. has gone into winter
,uartes. ie too.''-Roscoe Conllfno.
DIR. Parkturst says that when he spanks
child he doesn't give it taf1y- Somebody ho11
parkhurst''-.Nany Children-
Mr., Harper, a Cincinnati grain speculator,
.ays that while running deaf last mouth he
found himself among a gang of thieves. Mr..
Harper eviucntly staid at home during Septem-
ber.
DR. Iarkhurst says he has been tracking
Dr. Thomas for tcu years. / must send him that
story about the man who chased a bear for Two
hours, and when he found him came back to
camp in ten nlinutes.''-H- ". Bccc}'er.
The Bishop said to the conference:
My friends, word. pray,
Ere out you 20 and make your bed
With members who are lay.
.ltcmcnbcr, n,r friends Of the sacred cloth,
That 1nortals vile are we:.
foundations come to all ul1ke,
To you as well as me. -
~Wherevcr you 70 in this coodly town,
Mid sinuers or mid saints,
Remember that of kissing
There must never be complaints
"To oscuiate we'll is soodiy thing,
Provided that the kiss
Is Que OF peace or CHARITY
This style is not miss
"Brt layzncn have often remarked that We
. i'Tis one Of their vile tauntsj
Cau kiss man, his wife, and then
His cousins and his ouuts-
"so further will not speak just now;
But while in Sycamore
Let not the sinners say that We
On kissing have the door.
Tie preachers refrained. but Here.y
Had 'gau it's head to stake;
Fur pastors, where there's kissing Done,
Are sure to take the cake.
j certain man went down from Chicago
10 Ohio taking with him return ticket, lest he fall
t=eta.t Cincinnati heat Spectator and be robbed
Of that wnercvith he would FUN buy dour and Eura
bis family in the season OF cold when COM
eth u1,ou those who live In Chicago from the TENN
III the fourth month. and ind himself amid sinners
ena puhlz4us, whose mercy IS strained even 40 nnc
thst il weu1t' bother you some to discover IT,
And when be had 1euchcd Cincinnati he went to an
tnp AMI gave to 1andoFd thereof three pieces OF
tiyer saying: - No monkey business Win me- enn1
lie; !. am from Bitter Greek" And he who kept the
ian m2rreled greatly, and said unto himself fhese
be strange that COMO from Chicago; never are
they be bilked By hotel bill. and ne VINO cnoea'
oreth TO outsit them IS invariably headed on. bnt
nevertheless he bethoushr himself OF Pokcr 1ame
which was that night IN the Inn. and laughed to nm
&cE with exceeding great joy. Then arose the 1ano-
lard and went unto the place called Bar. where OF
certainty he should find the man from Chtcnso. ano'
approaching him. said:
Tberc he in this tnu even In the third story there
Of small party OF prominent citizens which do play
Il the game called DEaw-Poker. Percdnnce tnon
MIGHT after much travati. secure seat among
And when the hos. OF the inn had spake these
words x,tchinc smile did play around the lips OF
the Chicago nau aud be answered. saying: - l. an
Jet younc, aod Of certainty tar from nlse Ho"o
and family ind fearful les: fall among thieves
But the landlord rebukcd him. saying " In TINS
party whereof spcuk u1e only Business Men, t"o
te1nR Co,one1s and one Judge. Would you not
deem 1t IN honor TO play with thcse? And the Cnl-
easo man overcome. and said sofuF: snoutu
tvittes,'' which. being Interpreted. mems tna1 he
should blush EicGle-
So m r., that which Is called Elevator
iii three stories were below theu1 and the LANDLORD
Knocked softly On tho door OF room IN which lent
cleaned brightly.
And the door opened
And when the Chicago Innn had seated nltnsei1 anu
bought Of chips hundred shcke1s WORTH nc spaAe
not. but drank heartily. And it came to pass 1na1
after mary denis OF the Colonies did bet seven
shetels; whereupon bet also the Chicago man Iae
amount, and did vanquish the Coiohei' "no nau
which called TWO pair. And when this had occurred
thrice the Colonel said unto the Judge: he Is p'os
mr. them close to his stomach"
And It 50.
But presently there came to the Colonel hano OF
breeding beauty and strength being tour aces. "a
be eFho held them was hlied with Rlee and kHe" hot
1ear placing IN the of tho tnblo great quan
aes Of shekela.. and when 1t came to tnat "nlcu -
called the druw the Chicago man toek not .. lue
cards sayins that he was content Hut she Colone'
drew with great boastng telling. with intent 10
deceye the othere Of how he would bet II pcrchanee
Pc made full which ts lund OF Freat strength anu
afahle Of overcoming threcs, OF even uusu' ~
Which cannot prevail against fours~ AND naFins sa'o
aese words be wa.ercd heavily OF silver "'u soiu'
su OF which the Chicago man did cose1' anu e'I .
oetted more whcreupon put the Colonel aso us
*a1ca and diamond on the table. aud "agefeo |oem
ueeiy. And whca all Ind been oe''eo ~
~oc'Eo mau said, "StruiEht dusn- even ns ~
tpoke gathering unto himself all the treasures ~c
me table held. And when he had placed IN us Poe@
e1s the shelels. aud In his shlrt-front the
.oa had informed himself with the "atcn. ne pee.
'aoaenly sleepy mud said: ana 100 1uN ~ pIn' nv"
"a'sht will 80 to ny bed
And he Eenb
But those who were left did beat their breasts a'1o
II out eayine: " How arc we knocked nrouna nnu
A1a15sed By this stranger who cometn 1FoH S4'eose
oa dre.seth not in tine faiu1ent but VINO nas ~
Money great store and will wager it lavishy on n
taoo which cannot he overcome 1t we're oetteF "o
IA remained tits night with our wives ana ca''o1en
tonorrow night. however. we Will Hsa1H p'"s ~.
um At the game called Poker, and compass MI" aoos
|A1 cold deck, 50 that be shall be oVeFtaeo"" "tu
ast down in spirit"
nas they visit not what they said
sof IN the morning the strnnser departed 1lun ons
.eH fates and came back to bis wife, VINO 1et upu'
neck and kissed him. Aud he DID KISS ~. ~ ~
tneeH taEtnr: MARY. you can order TINT sea'sA'u.
Aua she 11nde answer and said: Charlie you ~
a,dasitnR; kiss me aga,n,"-Frum Farab'es for me
w fotks, ly Aurdt Haistead.
PERSONALS. p.