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Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

junt lUtn, 1881.
The State of Missouri at The relation0
and to The Use of George NJ. Mount 2
joy, collector of the revenue Of
Lafayette county. in The state OF tp.,;no,
Missouri, plaintiff, ''"'""'
John. T.. BIrlcn, Richard q. Asea
and George Sla'pSvn. defendants. -
To the said Richard &. Agee and George
Simpson,: You are heryby notified that said
plaintiT has commenced - suit against you in
said court Icy petition. the object and general
nature OF which is To obtain q judgment Tor the
faxes. %inteIes, and costs due ON the following
described real estate. situate in the cn,inty OF
Lafayette and state OF Missouri, to-wit: Forty
ti) acres, the northwest quarter OF the northwest
quarter dissection twelve tl2, township forty
acres, the southwest quarter Of the northwest
quarter nI scctiom twelve (l2), township forty
eight as, range .twen'y-six taG); forty Hoj
acres, the northwest quarter III the southeast
quarter of section eleven (ll, township forty
eiShi as, ranGc tweaiy-siN (26): said real
Ts-a'e BENG It'i"lnTn' i@r me 4eara iS.9 a, ISL;
That sad IiNra Tor said years, exclusive oi
Ieluliy, interest aH! costs, amount IN The .ie-
gfegatr 10 he sum OF sixty and .iity-right one
hutr'irrtths d-iiarsiSGJ 5o-iGOJ .:,nd that the same
may be declared a lien on sad lea estate. and
that the me may be sold or so much thereof as
may be necessary t" satisfy The judgment render
Ell he'ein, win interest, lees, penalties, COM
missions and costs
And YOU an. tu,tIer notified that unless Won
appear al the ncNt August Term of sad court,
To be begun and hcl'i ut the courthouse, in The
cry OK Lexington, IN sad county, on the LIST
day Of August next, and. on or before the 9Th
day oil said term, If The term shall so long con-
fInuc, and If not, then before the end OF the
Term: and answer sand pc ition, the same Will
b. tckel Is Confessed.
And II IS further ordered that 4 copy hcrcofbe
published ia the Lexington Weekly Intelligent
Ger, a newspaper published IN said county Of
Lafayette, ior luur weeks succ.ssivciy, the last
in-crion to he at least four weeks before the
commencement o, the next ttG IN Of this court.
\ true copy. Attest:
FRANK TiiIGG, CIctk.
ny I. b. DANIEI., Deputy CLERK. Jlii5
John ). Blackwell. Attorney Tor plaintiff.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

Why do we always try to excuse
ourselves for our peccadilIoee !? When
Quin was In q coffee house he beard
one man say, "Waiter, a glass Of
brandy Pm hot" Iu q few minutes
another customer cried out, "Waiter,
a glass of brandy; Pm cold" Ex-
asperated by the general dishonesty
be hallooed. "Waiter, a glass of bran
dy I like it,"
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

II you will stop all your extrayagant and
wrong notions in doctorlng yourself and families
with expensive doctors or humbug cure-alls,
that de harm always. and use only natures
simple remedies for all your ailments. you will
be wise, well and happy. and save great ex-
pense. The greatest remedy for this. the great.
wise and good will tell you, Is Hop Bittsrs-
RELY on 1t. See another column. jlt2
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
KEEP THEM OUT OF TIE BILL.
At the restaurant:

At the restaurant:
Guest-Here, waiter, bring in some
grammatical and typographical errors.
Waiter-Sir, NO haven't any-just
out, sir. Anything else, sirP.
Guest Gins terrible yoice)-Then sir.
why do. you have them in the bill of
fare?
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
GARFIELD TOO.

LFrom the Ithaca Democrat Dem.,) june ISL
If Sessions is guilty of attempted
bribery 80 is Garfield. That one
acted in person and the other through
all agent does not-lessen the crime of
either. "Gather not thy soul with
sinners in whose hands are mischief,
and their right hand is full of bribes."
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

"Look beyond this life," said the
good priest, kneeling at the bedside
of the sickman. elk your paza on
the things of eternity" "Thank
you r. returned the cynical sufferer.
"WOuld you be kind enough to hand
me nv spectecles Pr
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
the BOWEN seed SEPARATOR.
It Is A Grand Success, and Every Far
mel Should Have One.
READ WHAT
ABOUT 1T.

LEXINGTON. No.. March slst., 1881.
TOT the Missouri and Kansas Manufactu,ino
Gentleanea:-
The Bowen Grain and Grass Seed Cleaner and
Separator I purchased Of your Agent, Joseph
cleaned y crop Of Timothy Seed with it, and 1
pronounce it just what the farmer needs and
should have. j. H. JENNINGS
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

We all think that the world win
break up when We die, for whs will
there be to carry it on But some.
how it gets on just as WELL. If not
better, when.w have left it. How
much of human happiness there is in
human conceitl =
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

Sir Richard Steele, which trying to
account for some Irish characteris-
tics, declared. by way Of apology for
them, that if an Engfishman we're to
be born in Ireland he would nndoubt-
eddy do the same thing.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

In gu account Of Napoleon the
Create Russian campaign an histo-
rian relates: "Tho Russians were
massed upon . frozen swamp. Napo-
leon pointed his artillery ut them,
and 1000 bit the dnat 4,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., NOTICE.

I ETTERs of administration on the estate
II OF Anthony DurkIn, decreased, were
granted to the Undersigned ON the 18th day Of
June, 1881. by the Probate court of Lafayette
county, Missouri.
All persons having claims against said estate
are required to exhibit them 10 me for allowance
within one year after the date of this notice or
they may be precluded from any benefit OF such
estate; and if such claims be not exhibited with
In two years they will be forever barred.
ELLEN DAVITT,
fnna13 dministrofriy
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
FOR SALE,A SPLENDID STOCK
AND GRAIN FARM.

r OFFER FORSALE MY FINE FARM.. 80
L as l desire to go into Othel business, SysMaSAA
and desire to state that it is one of the Ny7SA
best farms in the county. 1t consists of -
3tl acres, susceptible oil division into two farms
OF timber, and now in II high state of cultIva-
tion; line orchard, choice small fruits, good
buildings, ice house. carriage house, barns and
all necessary buildings and improvements IN
make 1t one of the most complete farms in La
iayetie county. The dwelling house contains
eleven room S, and Is Il very substantial struct-
ure. Autographs of this property can be had
on application to the undersigned, and NAV he
seen on the map OF Lafayette county. ALSO n
brick hotel IN Hlgginsyile, doing IL good busi-
ness. The above described farm is situated
three miles southwest of HigginsvIile, the juno
tion OF the z. Y A. and Lexington 4 SeualIa
railroads, and four miles northwest Of Auuyillr.
july5tf H.. j. HIGGINS, Higginsville Mo.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

The inhabitants of the Cannibal
Island have discovered triohins in an,
American missionary. This 10 q sad
blow at one of the country's leading.
exports. -
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
NOTICE.

7 ETTERS of administration on the partner
II ship estate OF Dinwiddie & stewart de-
ceased were granted to the undersigned on
the Sd day of June. 1881, by the Probate court
of Lafayette county Missouri.
All persons having claims against said estate
are required to exhibit them to me for allowance
within one year after the date OF this notice, or
they may be precluded from any benefit of such
estate and if such claims be not exhibited with
In two years they will be forever barred.
ALBERT Z. BURNHAM,
innAI1tE Atuoi N q fro
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

r ETTERs of administration ON the estate of
IL George w. Smith, deceased. were granted to
the undersigned on the It'll day of June
1881, by the Probate court OF Lafayette county.
Missouri.
All persons having claims against said estate
are required to exhibit them to me for
within one year after the date Of this notice, or
they may be precluded from any benefit of such
estate; and If such claims be not exhibited with
in two years they will be forever barred.
MARIA b. SMITH,,
junellf5 administrator
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
READ PROOF OF WONDERFUL
CGTRES


FREMONT. ONO, Jan. 18th. ISL.
DEB. j. Kendall u O.-Ge ~ think 1t
my duty to render you my thanks Tor benefits
and profits which I have derived from your in
valuable and far famed SPAWN Cure. My cousin
and 1 had a valuable stallion worth 81. u o. which
had n very bad spawn. and was pronounced by
four eminent Veterinary Surgeons beyond any
cure, aud that the Horse was done for ever. As
a last resort | advised my cousin 10 try u bottle
of Kendalls SPAWN Cure 1t had a magical
as well as ever. Or. Dick, Of Edinburgh, the
eminent veterinary surgeon was MI uncle. Of
mine. and l take great interest in assisting his
profession. Yours truly, q
JAMES a. WILSON, Civil Engineer.
KENDALL's SPAWN CURE ON HUMAN
FLESH.
WEST ENosEuRGH. VT, Feb. 18th. 1881.
DR.. b. j.. Kendall 4 Co.-Gents:-Several
months ago l injured my knee JOINT which caus-
ed an enlargement to grow the size of n large
walnut and caused me very severe pain all the
time for four or i've weeks, w:ien / began to use
Kendali's SPAWN Cme with the most satisfactory
results. 1t has completely removed the enlarge
ment and stopped the lameness and pain l have
long known 1t to be excellent Tor horses, but
now l know i'll TO be the best liniment for hum an
flesh that | am acquainted with
Yours truly, r. p. LAWRENCE. ..
KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE
Is sure in lis effects, mild Tits action, rs 1t docs
not blister, yet it Is penetrating and powerful
to reach very deep seated pain or to remove any
bony growth or other erlsrGements, such as
spawn sfiinfs, surhs, cai1ons' sprains. swel; ,
the Joints or limbs, or Tor rheumatism in man
and for any purpose for which u liniment is used
tor man or beast. 1t Is now known to be the best
Imminent Tor man ever used, acting mild and yet
certain in its effects.
Send address for Illustrated Circular which
we thlnk gives positive prooftof Its virtues. No
remedy has ever met with such unqualified sue
cess to our knowledge. for beast rs we'll rs man.
Price 81 per bottle, or six bottles for So. All
druggists have 1t or can get 1t for you, or it will
be sent to any address on receipt Of price by the
proprietors, DR.. b. j. Kendall & Co, EnOs-
burgh Falls. Vt. junellyl
SOLD Ply ALL DRUGGISTS.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

A Dunkirk minister prayed for
those "who were smitten with H.
ness, and those who had gone fishiug,
and also those too lazy to dress for
| church,"
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

Adam passed the morn Of his life
very happily. 1t was not until he
came to the Eve of his life that he
began to feel that there was no more
Paradise for him.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

A prophet is not without honor
save In his own country. This &C.
counts for the fact that the MINISTER'S
wife never attends church when her
husband fills the pulpit. II
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
j. II. JORDAN.

Dry Goods cheap ut j. K. JORDAN'S.
Groceries cheap at j. K. JORDAN'S.
Hats, new styles at j. X. JORDAN'S.
Notions of all kinds at j. K. JORDAN'S.
Glass and Queensware ut j. K. JORDAN'S.
Boots and Shoes at j. X. JORDAN'S.
Game. in season, att. K. JORDAN'S.
FRESH YEAST at j. X. JORDAN'S.
Country Produce bought at J. K. JORDAS'S
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

Dress goods in all the various STYLES
fashions and shades; also dress ginghams,
lawns and calico. Will be sold cheap. H.
J. E Ahrens' Dry Goods Bazaar, Franklin
Street. mfr
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

+ Ths.giraffe has never been known
to utter a sound. In this respect it.
resembles . young lady ina street.
csr when . gentleman gives her his
aeat.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

Some people are 50 accustomed to
falsifying that eve at night, when
unconscious, they lie on their pillows
with perfect ease.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
Discoveries By Accident.

The fac. that many Of the most valuable dis.
covsries have been the result of chsnee rather
than Of design or contemplation. Il sgsin Illus
trated In Day Kidney Pad.
We defy any man. woman or chill Hhoha,
used Days Kidney Pad to say that thsy have
not besn entirely cured or greatly benefit
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

"Why," asked Pat, one day, .was
Balaam a first-class astronomer ?"
The other man gave it up, Of course.
"Sbare," said Pat, ''because be found
no trouble in finding an ass-to-roid."
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
Lexington Market.

In this report the wholesale prices.are given IN
left hand column, and retail prices in right hand
coIumn. In country produce, the figures on the
ieft denote what the merchants are paying, and
on the right the prices at which they sell:
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
IS

curative powers from manly persons Of high charac-
ter, intelligence and responsibility. Our book, GLOW
. Life was Saved - giving the history of this new
discovery, and a large record of most remarkable
cures, sent free. Write for it.
DAYS KIDNEY PADS are sold by druggists,
or will be sent by mail Gree of postage) on receipt Of
cases of long. standing. $500; Children's, $3.50.
Address, DAY KIDNEY PAD CO, TOLEDO, o.
cAuTI0N. new ow Psss to n tns %sppy worthless thle on k dar
reputation, we deem it due the afflicted to warn
them. Ask for DAYS KIDNEY PAD, take Nc
ether. and you will not be deceived.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

The worlds idea Of religion is ex-
planned by the adage, "Be good and
you'll be happy but you won't have
q good time"
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

A total of 1885, 748 bushels in
thirty-one baYges. The tows will, IN
May. convey heavier loads of grain
for export.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

This is an age Of enterprise, as the
!aborer remarked when he inserted
his crowbar under the edge of q flag
stone.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

When the devil goes out to pick up
kindling.wood the fret things that
go into his basket are lost honors
and broken vows.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

At q picnic party the other day the
youth who recklessly Rugged all the
girls was put down as a free and
squeezy fellow.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
REAL ESTATE.

WE have lands in all parts of the county for
w s~ale-Improved and Unimproved. Farms
ranging. from 80 acres to $40 acres. Located
on the line of the Chicago Il Alton and Missouri
Pacific Railroads, and on the Missouri river.
ALI persons who want to buy will do well to
call or US, and we will show them our list of
lands on the map ana give them price and terms.
All whO want to sell should place their lands
in our hands for sale 30 that buyers may see
them on our map when they call.
We have several elegant Suburban Residences
Tor sale. and some small Farms near Lexington
at very reasonable prices.
Also q number of Residences in Lexington
and suburbs, some Of them very handsome.
come very plain and cheap.
Several thousand acres Of wild lands in Mis-
souri, for sale at very low prices.
Call on MS or write and we will put you In a
way to buy cheap property.
E. WINsOR & SON..
June4 Lexington, Mo.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
NOTICE.

T ETTERs Of administrator ON the estate of
II William Stewart. deceased, were granted to
the undersigned on the Sd day of June 1881,
by the Probate court of Lafayette county, Mo.
All persons having claims against said estate
are required to exhibit them to me for allowance
within one year after the date OF this notice, or
they may be precluded from anv benefit Of such
estate; and if such claims bs not exhibited
within two years they will be forever barred.
LBERT c. BURNHAM,
j~unel1t5 Administrator. {.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

<.l88l |.
INSURANCE
-AND- 90
REAL.ESTATE
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

The mosquito is q much abused in.
sect-most everybody has . slap at
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

1t is the green grocer who deals
with Thurber aud buys oleomargsrine
for butter.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

Honest industry is all very we'll in
its way, but q bonanza which enrich
es us in twenty minutes aud HELPS us
TO make fools Of ourselves all the
rest of our lives-oh, that is our
iiream Of hliaal =
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

II when 'twere done, 'twere well done,
Then 'twere well it were done quickly.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

There has been q big jamgof. logs on
the KenneDec. A sort5of current jam.
probably.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

To drive away ants-if they are
married aunts, borrow some money
from their husbands. If they are
single, let them take care of the baby
fer the afternoon while your. wife
goes to the matinee.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

The result OF a gray-bearded mans
visit to the barber il often dyerful.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

The man who gives his friend . glass
Of homS.brswed ben. ma1tsstreatS him.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

Plaid hose are fashionable, aud
some young ladies can fill out a pref
ty big check. as
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

A civil engineer-one who gives a
. free ride in his caboose.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
Neeklg gntelligemtm.
OFFICIAL COUNTY PAPER.
RATES.

subscr,bers to the Intelllgencer can obtain our
Clubbing Rates on foreign papers and periodi-
Gals ar any time during the year. In addition
to the above we extend to our subscribere the
benefit of lowest club rates to all other leaolng
magazines and periodicals.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

The American horse Is doing much
to remove the dlsagreeable impression
created by American tourists abroad.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02

TNHE Largest Stock. Gnttering a Speciality
i All work done to order at the shortest pose
slble notice. shop on Franklin Street, Opposite
Raehr's Cave. Lexington, Mo. Cali and Sc.
me. Respectfully,
%apr2G-tf q. c
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-07-02
ORDER OF PUBLICATION

A OF MISSOURI,
LAFAYETTE COUNTY, aal. a
In the Circuit Court of sad county in vacation
June 10Th, ISL.
The State of Missouri ut The rclatiOnl
and To The use of George NJ. Mount ?
joy, collector of the revenue of
Lafayette county. in The state Of tp,,ino,
Missouri, plaintiff,
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two gamblers in order to decide which was the
best calculator of chances, or which had the most
cunning of the two. There could be but one step
of degradation below this, which is that the judges
should be the stake holders of the PARTIES
As therefore we sustain the instruction given
by the court, and as the verdict was expressly
contrary to the law SO given and to the uncontes-
ted facts, we are of opinion that the court was
right in setting aside the verdict, and as there was
no question upon the fact that the defendant held
the plaintiffs deposit at the date of demand, we
are of opinion that it was proper to order judg-
ment for the plaintiff. non obStante Uered'cto. Cu'
bono another trial? There is nothing for the jury
to consider and pass upon under the facts and the
law as we find it. This was the doctrine of the
Court in Kaia vs.. Kamaile October Term 1880.
Exceptions overruled.
CHAs. T.. HARRIS.
A. FRANCIS JUDI,
LAWRENCE MCCULLY.
E. Preston, for plaintiff. W. c. Jones, for
defendant. Honolulu, April 80, 1881.
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The undersigned Sole Agents for the Hswa iian Island
would respectfully notify the inhabitants of this Kingdom that
the above only covers postage throughout the United States,
that the Hawaiian postage is EXTRA for Chromos and Pa
pers.
Subscription covering all expenses. Sl.25 a year in advance.
" Subscription List now open.
Agents wanted all over the Kingdom; Write for
Terms.
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Evening School Department o.
ST. COLLEGE.

The President has decided to include this branch in the
Curriculum of the College.
Its object is to afford all classes of the community the
means of acquiring a Theoretical and Practical knowledge OF
all Commercial and Business transactions in daily use; and
also 10 give an insight into the workings and applications OF
the different trades, which is so essential in these Islands.
THE THEORETICAL BRANCH
Will be under the supervision of the President and Professors
of the College. THE PRACTICAL, and most important
branch will be specially attended TO by representatives from
the various master-artizans among us, who have kindly and
generously promised their services to this useful and valuable
enterprise.
They will alternately devote an hour each evening TO the
task of imparting this practical knowledge to the students.
All the implements necessary to each trade, and to agri-
culture, will be furnished by the College.
Each Master A rtizau, while connected with the College,
will be entitled to name one Free-Life-Scholarship to the
privileges of this Evening School Department.
TERMS:
Each Student per w cek.....-..-.5O Cents.
The Evening School will open at Z O'Clock P. NJ. jail 81