The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-10-20
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wh,B daricy TACKLES rellFion, BE-
can't eei lpo mueb of H. Dat 10 iancas'
"a. IA. a. ei.oay citizen 10 charged With
se.llas 1hgrch
The rotnGrl made by 81 Louis girl
when tlao frs, saw Porepaugh's beauty wa''
Wei. III oonidt peel The sccis oa'n her
in good. looilnoss "a sell out M go 10 CHI
cage
--spooby dry goods clerk 10 smart miss
trying on hat before the glass-"Donii
viah / Was looking glass" Smart miss
''Yes. perhaps you'd set more girls to look
s,you then. /"
Scene Bridal reception. Several OF
the guests, after shaking hands with the
bride. aud all speaking at the same time
Where is the grootnf" Bride, naiveiy,
"oh. he's up stairs, watching the wedding
presents
Jumping over fence IN the middle
Of the night and meeting bull dog that is
total stranger 10 you. is one OF these ercit-
ing little incidents Of life which so far to
break the mono,ony and robs existence OF
iiresoma samoness.
The editor Of the Kingston Freeman
has evidently been suffering from touch
Of arnioa He shouts; Bind mp my
wounds, bring me another piece OF stove
pipe, and let the battle proceed Charge,
tinker, charged On, stoye-pipe, onl"
One OF the Indian chiefs now in Wash.
ington winkod al the drug clerk when cal
ling for saltwater, the other day. Such
little evidences as this shonld'convince the
mos, skeptical that our missionary work
among tho red men is not without some
marked results.
A lady, regular shopper. who had
made an unfortunate clerk tumble over all
the stockings in the store, objected that
none Of them were long enough. II want, "
she said, "tho longest hose that are made. =
Then madam, was the reply. you had
better apply at the next engine house
There has been family jar. "Come,
mother come, - says the son-in.lAw to the
old lady, in obedience to the pitiful re-
quest Of his wife not to be disagreeable'
'let us make il up. Il said there was no
woman in the world so unbearable as you
are-didnt Pat which You felt hurt
Well. | take it back--there are others,
He was wealthy but penurious, and
this is what he said to the suitor Tor his
daughters hand; ."Yes, you can have her
But you must clepe with her. / can't AZ
ford the expense OF swell wedding, and
the romance Of the elopement will make up
for the lack Of show, and well save 5000 on
expenses. Go 1t,
-'.Engineer, is that boiler perfectly
safe?" asked an apprehensiye passenger,
CHANGING at the machinery suspiciously.
Perfectly" said the engineer. How do
Won know" Easiest thing in the world, >
he returned. 'Iplugged up the first crack
in il las, week myself, and the new cracks
amt more'n two days old"
What have you therep' queried q
temperance preacher to young man who
had bottle wrapped in paper. Nothing,
replied the young man. "You are telling
lies, said the preacher lyon have old
Nick there Nay. but thou hest, replied
the young man; Its old Tom that I've
got here.
The night had suddenly overloaded
and become quite stormy. Being OF sen.
timeniAl turn, she accordingly took her
seat a. the piano and began to sing, "lnto
some lives the rain must fall. But he was
entirely practical, and, clutching her arm,
said tendcrly: Sing something else dar-
ling You know didn't bring any UNI
brella"
A church in Boston, closed for sum
mer vacation, put sign over the entrance
No service or Sundsy school in this house
during the hot season. Some sarcastic wae
drew on the door Of the side entrance in
eolorcd chalk, a picture OF the devil, life.
size, and in full costume, horns, hoofs, tail
and all, with the inscription underneath
No, too hot for me hcrel
An Irish resident Of Lewiston, Me-, on
trial for rumselling, objected to two Of the
lurymen; aud when reminded by the lndge
that he must give good and sufficient rea-
sons for challenging, nAiyely said: "May
il phase your Honor, Mr.. Judge, had .
great deal rather be tried by man that
don't know me than by one that does.
--''Stole any chickens dis week, Brud.
der Jonesg" said searching class leader
to member OF suspiciously thieying pro
clivi,ies-i NO sab tank de Lor'." 'Yu's
done we'll. = said the leader and passed on,
while '.Brudder Jones" turns tot 'Bruddel
Brown. and whispers: Lucky he said
chickens; II he'd said ducks he'd had me-
shuah,"
Wife. just returned from shopping
tour Come aud sec what I've bought foi
YOU Eugene" Eugene -"Ah. Just like you
darling; always thinking Of me-" HeIsd.
sanccs m his wife removes the Wrapping
aud exposes some fine drawings from 9
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