The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1881-04-26
Sense and enopsense.

The miser's joke-Don't give 1t away.
The world knows nothing of its great.
est men.
Marriage keeps men out-of mischief /;
80 does a ball and chain.
Our vices are like our nails. Even as
we cut them they grow again.
1t is wise man that knows on which
side bis bread is oleomargarined.
MRS. Garfield, Mrs. Blaine and Mrs.
Window were school teachers in early
life.
In ourselves, rather than in material
nature, lie the true source and life of the
beautiful.
When young man first essays the
latest fashionable dance, he is liable to
tumble to the racquet.
Sucker-a peculiar kind Of individual
with rowing instinct, not always found
at the end Of pump-handle.
| A Massachusetts woman was recently
buried at the age of one hundred This
might be termed century plant.
| When bad men combine the good
must associate, else they will fail, one
by one, an unpitied sacrifice, in a con-
temptible struggle.
So grasping is dishonesty that it is no
respecter of persons, it will cheat friends
as we'll as foes; and, were /. possible,
even God himself.
! Short courtship: Rachael, the Lord
has sent me to marry thee," said the
suitor. "The Lords will be done," was
the submissive reply.
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Nine billion pins were sold in this
country last year, and the young gentle
man who got his arm entangled around
q lady's waist swears that be knows
where they all went to.
VIM. C. Webb, banker, of Indianapo-
lis, has brought suit against the St Louis
Republican for $50, 900 damages for pub
fishing special dispatch from Dallas,
Texas, stating that he was implicated in
certain land frauds in that State.
Ladies, and all who lead sedentary
lives, should use DIR. METTAUR'S
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all Drug Stores.
1t has been estimated that the COM
mon hy moves its wings $50 times per
second and 1880 times per minute
The calculation was made by bald
headed man one day last August.
The longest private telegraph line
leased by any newspaper in the world is
supposed to be the wire which connects
the Office of the Chicago Inter- Ocean
with its Office in Washington, D e.
To think we are able is almost to be
so; to determine upon attainment is fire.
quently attainment itself. Thus earnest
resolution has often seemed TO have
about it almost SAVIOR Of omnipotence.
Dyspepsia in its worst forms will yield
to the use of Carter's Little Nerve Pills
aided by Carter's Little Liver Pills.
They not only relieve present distress
but strengthen the stomach and diges-
tive apparatus.
There is a man in Newark, N. j, so
close that when he attends church he
occupies the pew farthest from the pull
pit to save the interest op bis money
while the collectors are passing the plate
for contributions.
The stages and theatres Of the Greeks
and Romans were so immense that the
actors, to be heard, were obliged to have
recourse to metallic masks, contrived
with great mouths, to augment the
natural sound of the voice.
A little three.year-old girl, while her
mother was trying to get her to sleep,
became interested in some outside noise
She was told that it was caused by q
cricket, when she eagely observed !:
mamma, think he ought TO be Oiled"
A surgeon at Cleveland, Ohio. has, for
a sum OF money, induced two men to
allow him to amputate little finger OF
each and transfer it to the hand Of the
other. He says there is thus far good
prospect that the transposed fingers will
live.
A young lady gives the following
catalogue of different kinds of love :
"The sweetest, q mothers love-the
longest, q brothers love-the dearest, q
mans lovs-and the sweetest, longest,
strongest, dearest love-a love of a
bonnet"
We come to you with no uncertainty
but can say positively, that Denig's
Cough Balsam is the hest thing ever
offered for coughs, colds, whooping
cough, soreness of the chest, and all
throat or lung troubles. 1t cures when
other remedies fail.
The force exerted bv the discharge oil
heavy guns is something tremendous
In come recent experiments at Wool.
which it was estimated that the pressure
upon the base of the gun at the momen,
OF the explosion was more than sixty
per square inch.
A gentleman in Buckingham County
Va, has among his domestic animals 6
large rat, which was caught twelve
months ago by cat; but, instead of de-
vouring it, the cat nursed and fed il, ,and
they now play and sleep together, lik'
cat and kitten.
There have been only two Cabinet Of
ficers younger than Robert Lincoln
Alexander Hamilton, who was only 8;
when appointed by Washington Secre
tary of the Treasury, and Henry Knox
the first Secretary of War under th
/, Constitution, who was 27.
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! POUND, the great medicine for the cur
! Of all female complaints, is the creates
strengthener of the back, stomach
nerves, kidneys, urinary and genital OF
gans of man and women ever known
a Send for circulars to Lydia E. Pinkham
| Lynn, Mass.
i, When Patti was in Monaco she wa
: present at one OF Vignaux's private ez
a hibitions in billiards. At each strok
d she clapped her hands and ended b