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The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13
Tb. NIexican DoIlar.

What is the difference between the
Mexican dollar and Tabler's Buckeye
Pile Ointment? One does what it
promises and the other doesn't. The
Mexican dollar says, SCI am one hun
dred cents; :" but when you come to
invest it you find it is only eighty-five.
Tabler's Buckeye Pile Ointment says
al will cure you of Piles" and upon
trial it is found 70 do so in every case.
1t makes but one promise-to cure Piles I;
and does so without failure. Price 90
cents q bottle.
Whites Cream White Vermifuge is
the best worm killer. For sale by Pear
cy & Rose, Druggists. jan20-eow-ly
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

Senator Barris says that Arthur
favored his accession to the presidency
of the senate. If Mr.. Bayard had de-
clined, Mr.. Harris would now be vice
president. MIR. Harris was offered the
place but he recognized Mr.. Bayard's
older claim and declined to accept un-
less MFR. BaVaftlf VOLUNTARILY yielded.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

NJ others! NJ MOthers! NJ Othcrs!
Are you disturbed at night and broken Of
your rest By sick child suffering and cry
ing with the excruciating pain of cutting
teethl If so, go at once and get bottle of
MRS. WINsLOw's SOOTHING SYRUP
1t will relieve the poor little sufferer imme-
diately-depend upon it; there is no mistake
about il. There is not q mother on earth
who has ever used il who will not tell you At
once that il will regulate the bowels. and
give rest to the mother, and relief and
health to the child, operating like magic
IL is perfectly safe TO use in all cases, and
pleasant to the taste, and is the prescription
of one of the Oldest aud best female physi-
cions and nurses in the United States. Sold
every where. IS cts bottle. nov26-ly
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

The most sensible remedy, and the
only safe, sure and permanent cure for
all diseases of the liver, blood and stom-
ach, including bilious fevers, fever and
ague, dumb ague, jaundiee, dyspepsia,
ETC., is Prof. Guilmette's French Liver
Pads, which cures by absorption. Ask
your druggist for this noted cure, and
take no other, and IL he has not got IL or
will not get it for you, send 81 80 TO
French Pad Co., Toledo, O,and they win
send you one by return mail. [ap2s-e6w
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

Some people are gifted by nature
with peculiar ability to say exactly
the wrong thing at the moment OF
all moments to make it the most
conspicuously ill-timed. DR.. Rob
inson, of Cleveland, is one of these
laundering mortals. He was an ar
dent friend of Garfield's. Seeing
Hancock on the funeral train, he
greeted him with the remark: "Gen-
eral, did all in my power last fall
against you and for my friend, but
l wish to God now you were presl-
dent" The remark, it is said,
greatly embarrassed General Han
cock, and indeed, it couldn't well
have been otherwise than embar-
rassing.-1 Chicago Times.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

F. Fl. Drake, Esq, Detroit, has re-
covered from a terrible skin humor,
which covered his head, face and hands,
by using Cuticura Resolvent internally
and CuticnTa and Cuticura Soap exteI-
naily. This is good news. oct6-1m-2p
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13
We have mnoh pleaenre in reoommendin

We have much pleasure in recommending
Thermnline to our readers, as an absolute
cure for Malaria The manufacturers name
alone is guarantee ofits merit. ItseIlsat26
cents Per box For particulars see Advt
For sale By Pearcy & Rose, Sumpte
& Son, Guy Sumpter and II. n. Grigs
by, Druggists, Pulaski. may12-tf
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

Improper medicines only aggravate
human diseases. Don't experiment
with your health. If you don't just
know what ails you, use Browns Iron
Buffers. 1t will strengthen you and as
sist nature in removing every symptom
of distress.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

The medicines of DUSDAs DIcx & Co. are
unexcelled for elegance, purity, and reha-
biity. Their Seidlitine Seidhtz Powders,
are as pleasant as Lemonade. Their Soft
Capsules are world famous. See Advt-
For sale by Pearcy & Rose, Sumpter
& Son, Guy Sumpter and II. NJ Grigs-
by, Druggists, Pulaski. may12-tf
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13
It is the heinht n1 lnIlr tn wait

1t is the height OF folly to wait until
you are in bed with disease yon may
not get over for months, when you can
be cured during the early symptoms by
Parker's Ginger Tonic. We have
known the sickliest families made
healthiest by a timely use OF this pure
Northumberland. oct6-1m-2p
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

"Sellers' Liver Pills" have been the
standard remedy for malaria, liver COM
plant, costiveness, etc, etc., for fifty
wears. oct6-lm
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

DURNo's CArARRH SNUFF cures all af-
tections of the mucous membrane of the
head and throat.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

81 declare" said Fogg, ats real
ly too bad. All summer long have
been dying to attend church, and
every Westinghouse was closed; ;
now that L have got reconciled to
the deprivation, I'm blamed if they
aren't all Open"
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

Tumors, erysipelas, mercurlal dis
eases, scrofula, and general debility
cured by "Dr. Lindsey's Blood search
err oct6-1m
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

UTANTED-A cow with q young
w calf. Apply at the CITIZEN Office.
EdgeTonic Is purely medical
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13
Mothers! Mothers! MOthcrsi

DIR. Morris Liver PILLS are the best
cathartic. apr2s-e4w-1y
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13
Henrv,s CarhoIic SaIve.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Tet-
ter, Chspped Hands, Chilblains, Corns
and all kinds of skin eruptions, freckles
and pimples. Be sure you get HENRY's
CARBoLIc SALvE, as all others are but
limitations and counterfeits. Price 25c.
Dr.Green's Oxygenated Bitters
is the Oldest and best remedy for Dys-
pepsia, Billiousness, Malaria, Indiges-
tioL, all disorders OF the stomach, and
all diseases indicating an impure condi-
ton of the blood, kidneys, liver, skin, etc.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

THIS PAPER E.zs ~ z isgss q. 2 $500 q: ;: s:1 z
sSsisssEs SsssiasssE ssSsiEs assS = b rev Y6
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

Gilt Edge Tonic Is excellent for Ladies'.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13
Renew. if your time Is out.

Reeds Cit ESss Tonic cures dyspepsia
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-10-13

Gilt Edge Tonic cures kinney Disease
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1881-01-13
Mans Natural Food,

Before entering upon those points l
must premise few words on the main
question: What is the natural food of
manp As an abstract truth, the maxim
of the psychologist Haller is absolutely
unimpeachable; Our proper nutriment
should consist of vegetable and semi
animal substances which can be
eaten with relish before their natural
taste has been disguised by artificial
preparation" For even the most ap-
proved modes of grinding, boiling,
leavening, cooking, spicing, heating
and freezing our food are, strictly
speaking, abuses Of our digestive or
gans. 1t is a fallacy to suppose that
hot spices aid the process of digestion;
they irritate the stomach and cause it
to discharge the ingesta as rapidly as
possible, as it would hasten to rid
itself of tarIarized antimony or any
other poison; but this very precipita-
tion of the gastric functions prevents
the formation of healthy chyle. There
is an important difference between
rapid and thorough digestion. In a SIM
liar way a higl1 temperature of our food
facilitates deglutition, but, by dis
pensing with insalivatiOn and the
proper use of our teeth, we make the
stomach perform the work of our jaws
and salivary glands; in other words, we
make our food less digestible. By
boiling our flour and extracting the nu-
tritive principle of various liquids,
we fall into the opposite error; we try
10 assist our digestive organs by per
forming mechanically q part OF their
proper and legitimate functions. The
health of the human system cannot be
maintained on concentrated nntriments
even the air we inhale contains aZOtio
gases which must be separated from
the life sustaining principle by the
action of our respiratory Organs-not
by any inorganic process. We cannot
breathe pure oxygen. For analogous
reasons bran -four makes better bread
than bolted -four; meat and saccharine
fruits are healthier than meat extracts
and pure glucose. In short, artificial
extracts and compounds, are, on the
whole, less wholesome than the palata-
BILE product of nature. In the case of
bran flour and certain fruits With
large percentage Of wholly innutritious
matter, chemistry fails to account for
this fact, but biology suggests the
mediate cause: the normal type of our
physical constitution dates from period
when the digestive organs OF our Crugiv-
orous) ancestors adapted themselves
to such food-a period compared with
whose duration the age of grist mills
and made dishes is but of yesterday
] Pap9SLdT Science Monthly.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1881-01-13
A Dead Letter Incident.

A very amusing incident recently oc-
CURED at the dead letter Office. A lady
ordered a set of false teeth from a
dentist in Harrisburg, Pa, and directed
them to be sent by mail. She waited
several weeks for their arrival, and, as
they did not come, she wrote to the
dentist to know the cause of the delay.
He informed her that he had mailed
them soon after they were ordered, as
instructed. The lady went to the dead
letter office to inquire if anything had
been heard of a package addressed to her
As she was very modest, she did not
like to give the name of the article con-
tanned in the package. But upon being
informed that in order to recover the
lost package she must desert its con-
tents, she did as requested; and imagine
her surprise when Superintendent Dali
las handed her mutilafed box contain
ing the fragments of what were once 8
set of teeth The pouch in which the
package was mailed had been run over
by train of cars, which separated
every tooth from the plate. IN Washington
Herald.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1881-01-13
HUSoROUs.

Man is naturally teachsr-he always
has a pupil in his eye.
4 How is it we often see men Of good
habits SO poorly dressed.
Josh Billings declares that the man
who gets bit twice by the SINE dog is
better adapted for that kind of business
than any other.
A "slight" mistake: Jilting the girl
you thought to be poor, and afterward
discovering that she is worth 8 cool
&c. ,O00.-Keokuk Gate City.
They haven't settled on the price of
board at New York's proposed million
dollar hotel, out the head steward is to
wear yellow kids and speak four Ian
guagcs.
At Paris, recently, M. de Lesseps was
asked about his newly-bor heir. He
remarked that it was very precocious
infant, as It already very distinctly said
g Pa-pa-na-m NAL"
The scientists say that shutting the
eyes improves the hearing. This is
probably the reason why some men al
ways wink at you when you talk poll
tics to them. m.-BufGLo EGpreSs.
EssThe New Haven Register calculates:
What merry sound the scrape of the
snow shovel has upon the morning air.
Especially If you are snug in bed and
somebody else is doing the shoveling.
4 lawyers brief is very long,
And Mr.. White is black.
A man is dry when he is green,
And when he's tight he's slack;
A Ere is hot when it is coaled,
A lamp is heavy though its light,
A shoe is bought when it is sold,
A man can see when out Of sight.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1881-01-13
First Stock in the United states.

The following account of the first in
portation of stock into the United States
is taken from the columns of the Irish
Farmers Gazette. In 1910 four COWS and
q bull were after long and dangerous
passage by sailing vessel landed in
Virginia from Ireland. These were the
first domestic cattle seen in America.
In 1925 eighteen ewes and two rams
were introduced as q novelty into New
York by the Dutch West India company.
The first horses landed in any part OF
North America were carried over to
Florida by Cabecca de Vaca in 1927;
they all perished. The wild horses found
on the plains Of Texas and the Western
prairie are probably descendants of the
fine Spanish horses abandoned by De
Soto. In 1925 part of the trade of the
Dutch West India company was the
carrying of horses from Flanders to
New York, and that year six mares and
horse were safely transported
from France to America. The London
company were the first exporters Oi
swine from Britain to America; and in
the year 1921 they carried on their ves-
sells no less than eighty-four, which,
were all, on landing, allowed to roam
at large, and feed and fatten on the
mast, which was very abundant in the
woods. They increased so fast that in
1927 the colony was in danger of being
overrun with them; but the Indians
acquiring taste for fresh pork, and the
novelty of hunting hogs, that calamity
was averted. So important was it con
sidered that the cattle, horses
and sheep introduced into the infant
colony should be preserved and allowed
to increase, that the governor issued an
order prohibiting the killing of do.
mestic animals Of any kind, on pain oi
death to the principal, and iothe alder
abettor or accessory. In 1879 horned
cattle, horses and sheep had increased
| to 30, 900. In 1879 there were 40, ,000, ,00l
sheep, 30,O00. 600 cattle, of which ovel
| Il, ,OO0,O 600 were mich COWS, $1,000, ,00t
horses, 100000 mules and 100000
swine in the United States.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1881-01-13
A Good Country for Fat Men:

The Spartans of o-d showed no mercy
to fat humanity. They paid much at.
tention to the rearing of men. They
took charge of the firmness and loose
ness of mems flesh, and regulated the
degree of fatness to which it was lawful
in a free state to any citizen to extend
his body. Those who dared to grow toe
soft or too fat for military exercise and
the service of Sparta were soundly
whipped. In one particular instance,
that of Nauchis, the son of Poly bus
the offender was brought before the
Ephori and meeting of the whole peo-
pie of Sparta. at which his unlawful fat.
ness was exposed, and be was threaten.
ed with perpetual banishment if he die
not bring his body within the regular
Spartan compass and give up his culpa
bic mode of living, which VS. declared
unworthy Of a Spartan
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1881-01-13
WOODBURY., N J., THURSDAY. JANUARY 49, 1881

grow so fond of them that shall not
get . glance in my direction. y
What Janet's answer was we shall not
say; but one thing we know, and that
is, that the jewels were sent to London,
the old diamond brooches sold, and
several thousand pounds came into Mr..
Warden's empty pockets. The other
jewelry was reset by order OF Henry
Wood, and presented again to Janet
and on her wedding-day the diamonds
that sparkled in her ears, and rivaled
the brightness Of her eyes, had once
been hidden in the box that contained
Janet's fortune.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1881-01-13
Not Equal to the Emergency.

He looked bit hard up, but he had q
pleasant face and smooth address as he
walk ed into the office of railroad run
ming West and asked for the superinten-
dent. Wheu conducted to that officials
desk he began:
II want the favor Of pass to Buff
falo.n
"Can't have it" was the prompt re-
ply.
pared for it. l. did not come here with
a tale of woe. l have not been robbed" !"
"NoP"
"Not rob. 1 did not lose my money
on the street. / am not obliged to rush
home to see my wife. / am not a con-
sumptive who is anxious to get home
aud die among his friends. All these
pleas are DID,
Yes, very old and thin"
And yet want pass to Buffalo. /
feel that have right to ask it.
On what groundse"
This morning I saved the life of a
passenger on one of your transfer boats.
He was big, red wAiskered man named
| Clark. Had he gone overheard it would
nave cost you perhaps $5O,O0O to settle
the claim"
Clark Big man with red Whiskersl
Wretched man, you know not what you
didl That's the man who has already
got q claim for $4,000 against us fol
breaking his leg. If you had only LEI
him gone overheard you could have
settled with his heirs for less than Ns
quarter of the amount. Go oui-gC
/ away. You have taken thousands o
dollars out of our pockets by your med
dlesome act"
The beat walked out without q word
but as he reached the door he was hearC
to grumble:
I thought / was the best liar on thl
Atlantic coast, but might as well ham,
| up from this deal Wall Street Dail,
News.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1881-01-13
Farewell.

Farewell.
The boat went drifting, drifting, over the
sleeping sea,
And the man that loved the dearest sat il
the boat with me.
The shadow Of coming parting hung over the
great gray swell,
And the winds that swept across it sobbed on
farewell, farewell.
The boat went drifting, drifting, in the linger.
ing northern night,
And the face that loved the dearest paled
with the paling light.
We strove TO join Light laughter; we stroye to
wake a jest;
But the voice that loved the dearest rang
sadly mid the rest.
The boat went drifting, drifting, while the dull
skies lowered down,
And the ssragged rims OF thunder gave the
rocky head a crown.
The boat went drifting, drifting, while to the
darkening sky,
For the man that / loved the dearest the
prayer rose silently.
Oh, true, strong hand touch no more; brave
smile may not see;
VIII the God who governs time and tide bring
him back to my life and me?
all the Year Round.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1881-01-13
what One Thousand Ewes Brought,

Judge Davenport, of Montana Ter
ritory, purchased 1000 ewes, which cost
charge OF o young man who was to take
them on to range, take all the care of
them, pay all the expenses of the band,
and to receive as his share One-half of
the wool produced, and one-half of the
increase OF the flock. At the end of four
years settlement was TO be made, and
Judge Davenport was then to receive
back 1000 of the best ewes which the
band contained. When the settlement
was made Judge Davenport had received
Tor his share of the proceeds of the wool
SO, 500, and for bis share of the increase
5000. The profits on the investment
Of S3, ,00e for four years were $l4, 500, OF
1909 per cent. per annum.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1881-01-13
Venezuelan Bell. Ringers.

How these bells are rungl Surely out
of no other bells is there so much
clangor got as out of these Venezuelan
church bells. The ringer is stalwart
fellow, who chambers up close beneath
his awful instrument, braces his feet
firmly ON two cross beams, grasps with
both hands sort of handle on the bot
tom of the clapper, and sets to work.
His head is in the bell, and the spot be-
hind it is the only one be doesn't man
age to strike. He pounds on all sides
with fury; bis blows are delivered with
frightful rapidity in sort OF rhythm to
which very active jig-dancer could
keep step well; he exerts himself with
the tempest of sound, of which be is
the center. and seeks to redouble his ef-
forts; only when exhaustion forbids the
prolongation Of his wild delight does he
stop and mop his brow. His only rival
in musical action is the tambourine man
of minstrel trouDe, but his instrument
discounts a myriad of tam bourines.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1881-01-13
Quite a Curiosity.

A man in Mcdonald county, Mis-
souri,, has natural Kaleidoscope. 1t is
dark green stone, nearly transparent.
about the size of a turkeys egg and
nearly that shape and somewhat rough.
By holding it to the light and looking
through it magnificent views of scenery
can be Obtained Indians chasing buf-
falo. moving caravans OF camels, fields
of waving grass, mountain scenery.
cities and villages, vast stretches 81
prairie, etc. It was found in Buffalo
creek, near the home Of its owner.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1881-01-13

Malarial diseases have never been SO
general and so fatal in this country as
they have during the past few months.
Diphtheria, typhoid fever, scarlet fever
and other serious maladies, directly OF
Indirectly attributable to malarious
causes, have been fearfully prevalent in
the East and the West for some months.
Writes a New York correspondent
Malaria is becoming the terror of New
York and all the surroundings. In the
city the poison comes from detective
sewerage. while the country suffers from
railway embankments and other impedi-
ments to free outflow"
A dairying company of London has
lately established laboratory at which
samples Of milk received from farmers
are subjected to chemical analysis.
Prizes have been offered by the COM
pany, which are to be given to those
farmers whose milk supply stands high
est in quality during sisted period of
time. The samples of milk are care
fully examined by the company's an
alyst, whose analysis and reports will
decide the competition for the prizes.
1t is expected that much valuable infor-
nation respecting methods for pro-
ducing the richest possible milk will be
secured in this way.
Secretary Schurz." says the Wash
ington correspondent of the Hartford
Conn } Times, "as soon as he retires
from the cabinet, will publish book.
He has been engaged on it, at intervals,
for several years. 1t will be sort of
politico historical novel, in which be
will make certain of his actors say what
he thinks about some public men and
public questions. This book will be
Endymion' like, though it will hardly
create such sensation as Disraeli's.
Still, If Mr.. Schurz will tell all he
knows about public matters, his novel
will kick up terrible row in some quar-
ters at least, and would be very inter-
esting reading to many about here"
Frederick Bodenstedt, leading Ger
man poet, who visited the United States
asst year, has been lecturing in Germany
upon the impressions received by him
in his tour of America. He says that
the American citizen, while loving his
country at large, has little or none of
the local patriotism that abounds in
other lands. He compares the Ameri-
can people to victorious army march
ing rapidly forward on the road of
progress, with every sense alert and
every energy at command. In the future
he thinks America will accomplish great
things in the domain of creative art.
Young Americans are working well and
giving tokens of great promise in the
ancient art centers of Europe.
Though ocean cables are Of recent
origin, such have been the improve
ment in construction and general facil-
tiles that the cost has been greatly re-
duced. The Shimans Brothers, Of Lon
don, have contracted with Jay Could g
company for the laying OF two tele-
graphic cables from the west coast of
Cornwall to Whitehead, Nova Scotia,
touching the island of Gable. They are
to be under the control of a company of
citizens of the United States and work
in connection with the American Union
lines. The capital stock of the Anglo
American company amounts to $35. .000,
900; that of the French company to $l5,-
600, 600, and that of the Direct Cable
company to SIC, 900, 600.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1881-01-13
TIMELY r0PICs.

The So aries of the officials AID ern-
ployees of the government in Washing
ton amount to more than So, 000. 900 per
ahnum. The regular payment OF $780,
900 per month ou zht to omake local trade
in Washington lively.