The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-12-11
A NEW PRIMER.
Little Stories fer the Amusement
and improvement of the Nur-
sery Brigade.

On, what BAD mamma 10 LeaVt
Little Esther all Alone in the DarE
Room. No wonder Esther ia Crying
She ia afraid Big Sugaboo will com,
down the Chimney and eat her up
Bugabo0s like to Eat little Children
Did you ever zee a Bugabso with it.
Big Fire Eyes and Cold Teeth al
over Blood? The next Time Msmms
leaves you Alone in a Dark room
perhaps One will Come TO Eat you.
II.
The cid Man ia Blind and canno
see. He holds his Hat in his Hand
and there is a Dime in the Hat. &c
up quietly and Take the Dime out o.
the Hat. The Msn cannot See you.
Next Sunday you can put the Dime
in the Sabbath School box and thc
Teacher will Praise you. Your Paps
will put come Money in the Contri
button box, too. He will put More
in than You do. But his Opportu
mites for Robbing are Better than
yours.s
III
Daisy is crying. Poor little Girl
We are sorry for her. James has Hi
her N the eye with Dorisk. Fle oE
Janice to do 80, and fie on Daisy MOI
to Hit him back. Will Daisy pray
tor James tonight? No. She will
Pull the Stats from his Bed, 30 be viii
Fall and Break his Arm on the
Floor. That will be Right, will il
not, Children?
Has the Printer tobacco? He has
But he will not Tell you So. He
carries it in the Leg of his Boot and
when he wants q Chew he sueskl
down in tie Back Alley where Nc
body can See him. When he spiti
tobacco, it Sounds like a Duck diving
in the Water. The printer is .
Queer man. He is Tickle person
Sometimes he Has ten Thousands
Ems on the String, but they art
Always his Dupes. II you are 6
Printer, Do no not Be q Blacksmith
CT you will &c. Fired.
v.
This is q Boil. It ia on the Man
Neck. Would you like to feel it
II you do, the Man will Feel it too
The Boil is mean Thing, and it ia {
Coward. If you Strike it, it will Ran
He will dance and make remarks
Boils may start Way down near {
little Boys waist. band But they 81
ways come to a Head at last.
VI.
The Stove is Red Hot. Run, Ella
and get the Castor and put some Ret
Pepper on the Stove. Then whel
Mamma comes in, She will be Rel
Het too.
VII.
See the Fish. The Fish is q T.ou
and Breathes through bis Ears. III
lives in the Brook and May be j
you try you can Catch him. An!
little Boy who Catches so man!
| MeaseIs ought to be Able to Catci
one little Fish. The Trout Weigh!
four Ounces, but you can say b.
Weighs four Pounds. Do not cal
him SpeckIed Beauty or you will b
Shot. Eat him Head, Tail, Inward
| AMI All. and get little Bone in you
Threat if you Can.
VIII.
The spple is in the Basket.
Worm is in the Apple. 1t is juic,
little white Worm. Suppose you Ea
the Apple, where Will the Worm be
Here we have Picnic. Ia it no
July? The children are Running
around and Playing Tag. But wher
is the Gustard Pie? A moment agr
| IL was Under the Elm Tree. Can i
Be that Mr.. Jones is Sitting on tn
| Custard Pie? Alas, it is too True
| And Miss Smith is Laughing at him
He looks as badly broken up as th
Pie, does be not?
x.
Baby and L in the weary night
Are taking q walk for his delight;
idroWsily stumble DER stool and chat
And clasp the babe with grim despair
For he's got the colicS
And paregOric
Don't seem to ease my squslliug heir.
Baby and and / in the morning gray
Are gripping and squawlling and walk
ing
away
The fre's gone out and nearly freeze
There's q smell OF pepper mint on tn
broeze.
The mamma wakes
And baby takes
And says Now cook the breakfast
please"
XII.
This, is 8 Diamond Pin. The Ed
tor Won it at Church Fair. Their
were Ton Chances at Ten Cents
OnauUe. The Editor Nortgsgsd hi
Paper and Took one Chance. Tn
Pin 10 Worth seven hundred Dollar:
| Editors SIlke Diamonds. Sometime
they Wear them in their shirts, DC
Generally in their minds.
XII.
Who Pat the Salt ia the suga
Bowl? Mamma is Anxious to Fin
Out. Willie is Buoy looking Out G
the Window. Can you Guess Tha