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National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
How to Bleach Red Noses.

The causes which produce red noses
are thus stated by a man whose specially it is to
bleach them white with an ointment which he
manufactures His place of business is in New
York, and he does quite thriving trade: The
worst cases are those of men who drink bad
liquor. 1t seems to have penchant for man or
woman's nose, and to shun other parts of the body
Why, man came to me three months ago in great
distress. His nose was a perfect sight. 1t was
good-siZed Roman He said his business was sucn
that he was forced to go around and drink WINE
and spirits indiscriminately according to the COM
pany he found himself in. Some of it was pretty
bad, but he couldn't 60 back on it, as he SOLD II
himself He was incredulous to the cure, so l
gave him bottle and said: No cure, no pay
In week his nose was as white as an 1ntanrs; /;
winter in fact, as they generally rub 'em red on
pillow" added the professor, who was evidently
family man. "Well, thischap came back and paid
me, and seemed disappointed at the small price
He said to color his nose had cost him good
many thousand dollars. Whenever his nose gets
red he comes in to see me. Club men and ladies
and gentlemen in the upper circles, who live lux
uriously and eat rich food are often afflicted with
them. Poor food also causes them. Many young
shop girls come in here with red noses ana
blotches caused by eating doughnuts, crullers pie
and confectionery. You see, the poor things have
neither time nor money to run out and get good,
square meal. told one of 'em to eschew pie and
eat oatmeal for while, and she would save the
expense of the m ortar.'
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
Latest from Cincinnati.

The Cincinnati Enquirer comes back at
us in this style: We inclined to look upon Mr.
Gorham, of the Washington NATIONAL REPUBLICAN,
as a much abused man, and to deal tenderly with
him; but since he has allowed the following
paragraph to appear in his paper we feel at liberty
to let loose the dogs of war:
1.-The citizens ofCincinnat have become SO deveL
oped stheticaIy they blend the gurgle ofthe
beer-ug, the crunch of the pretze and the howl OF
the hewgag in one harmonious whole"
You wasn't so brash or clipper when that Boston
editor said Theodore Thomas had to leave CincIn-
natl because the citizens insisted on his beating
time with ham and tuning his piano with
ink of sausage" so that they might have
Linked sweetness long drawn out
on tap all the time as it were You were afraid of
"cucha'd' Yank. But never mind; let slip your
dogs, &C.,
Tray, Blanche, Sweetheart, and all;
but remember the word TRAY" in the above don't
refer to sinful spotted card nor does Blanche "
don't pronounce it Blanchee," please mean
ham footed Cincinnati girl, and Sweetheart" is
not your doXy, but blarsted four-legged dorg.
Further explanations by mail.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
:. And Don't You Forget It,"

Our Democratic brethren needn't cod
iils themselves with the idea that the Republican
party is going tI,o. thaI- bay,o -
believe in free speech and cl"-- ''''''
perfect right to criticize their leaders and admonl
them just as much and just as keenly as they
please. But you just let the long roll be beaten
and you'll see sight that will make your eyes stick
out like simmons in November. Fellows that are
engaged i'll betting each like thrashing machines
will stop all at once shake hands cordially about
face and go into the Bourbons just as they have
been doing for the last quarter of century. Its
a glorious old party and can lick the Democracy
with one hand tied behind its back and one leg
over its shoulder. And don't you ever forget it,
beloved Bourbons; for if you do you will be re-
minded of it in a way that will be more surprising
than pleasant. You can hypothecate your ward
robe on that every time
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
PERSONALITIES

SARA BERNHARDT arrived in London yes
terday.
THE Athletic Baseball Club, of Phila-
delphia, is at the Imperial.
FRED S. MosHER, chief clerk Planters
Hotel, Augusta Ga, is at the St. James Hotel.
Ex-MAYoR SToKLEY has been placed on
the Fairmount Park Commission in place of Colo
mel Thomas a. Scott, deceased.
TIE Harvard Greek play will not be
repeated until autumn at least Some of the
actors have been getting conditioned" in Greek.
Mr. w. D. HowELIs has agreed to write
for Mr.. Lawrence Barrett an original play founded
on incidents of early colonial life The play is TO
be ready for the coming winter season.
DR.. JOSHUA B. CHAPLIN, formerly State
commissioner of public schools, was found dead in
his bed yesterday morning at Providence, K. 1.
The cause was probably heart disease
Ex-Governor B. F. PERRY, of South
Carolina is thorough going opponent of the doc
trine Of prohibition of liquor manufacturing. The
State, he says, may tax but not forbid these indus
tries.
SIEMENs, the European electrician, has
cleared $4,000 900 from his Inventions and expects
TO make as much more from the electric railroad
Berlin.
EX-JUDGE HILTON is soon to have built
for him in upper Fifth avenue a magnificent
private residence to cost $500 600 1t is said that
the style of architecture will be altogether new in
this country.
J.H. WooDARD. of Indiana (the "Jay-
hawker" of the Cincinnati Enquirer, is at the
Riggs. Mr.. Woodland having been an influential
actor in the Indiana campaign last fall, is under
suspicion of having blood in his Hoosier eye.
PRIVATE WINFIELD SCoTT, worthily bear
ing his name ofthe Ohio State University Battalion
carried off last week the first prize for perfection
in drill the judges being United States army Off
GERS and officials from the Ohio adjutant- generals
Office.
THE Mikado of Japan has lately done
a thing which, if done thirty years ago, would
have caused every high-souled japanese who was
sensitive to the honor country to commit har
kari. His Majesty has attended the foreign race
meeting at Yokohama.
COLONEL INGERsoLL will probably 90
into mourning over the recantation of one of the
foremost infidels of Paris. But Ingersoll himself
may yet become an advocate of Christianity. He
has so much natural goodness that there are hopes
for him.-CdRctHRaH GG=ette
EDMUND BURKE and Waller, the poet,
both lived in the little town of Beaconsfeld, in
Buckinghamshire. The peerage of Beaconsfeld
was first designed by George III. for Burke. The
in Beaconsfeld is a modern introduction, and
no native ever pronounces the name otherwise
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
THE HONEST OLD PUMP.
BY JUDSoN C. CLARK.

The old oaken bucket has figured in story,
And rivers and brooks where waterfalls jump;
But whoever gave an iota of glory
To the honest, the awkward. the hOmely old pump ?
The honest old pump the kindly old pump.
Though homely and awkward, We'll sing for the
pump!
How patient and quiet he takes rough working,
AS, grasping his hand, it comes down with a thump-
No hand is more friendly, though We give it such
jerking,
Than the one which we take from the faithful old
pump
The honest old pump, the kindly old pump
Though homely and awkward, We'll sing for the
pump
He has worked hard for Temperance for many long
years,
And will work till RUNS demon shall play his last
trump;
Till his Victims all rescued shall silence their fears
And find their best friend in the faithful old pump
The honest old pump. the kindly old pump!
Though homely and awkward, we'll sing for the
pump.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08

The Rev. I. S. Kalloch preached at
Rockland, Me-, su nday morning, in the First Bap-
tist Church, to a very large congregation. This is
the church in which he preached his first sermo1A
and of which he was pastor for several years. His
discourse was mostly reminiscent of his labors and
experiences in the church there He said that
since he went out of business and politics in Kan
sas he had not gone into either since. HewaS not,
he said, engaged in politics in San Francisco; he
was a minister still. His church and himselfwere
perfectly united, and, Notwithstanding his duties
as mayor of that city, he preached regularly to
large congregation and did as much pastoral work
as any minister in san Fran cisco.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
FOR THE WOMEN
"A firt-"Sofa and no father"

"A f1irt-" Sofa and no father"
The mother of George Eliot is ninety
ye~rs old, and resides at Hobart, Tasmania.
"A Brooklyn girl speaks of one of her
fellows as her night blooming serious beau.
The average woman is composed of
2i3 bones 169 muscles, % old newspapers and 30
| hairpins.
Said Byron: AZ hate dumpy woman"
He meant to say that he hated to see good thing
cut short. That was all.
-"And, 9 Edward" said the girl he
was going to leave behind him, "at every stopping
place be sure you write, then go ahead"
"A chivalrous exchange thinks when
man marries a widow he should give up smok-
ing. "She gives up her weeds he should be
equally polite.
The man who does not love
Wine, women, and song,
May not have as good time,
But he'll live five times as long.
A fat woman of Corinth, Miss, drank
ash bark tea to make her lean, and skipped for the
better land Just two hours ahead of a.lean woman
who was eating gum arabic to make her fat.
A rumor comes from Paris that bon
nets are to be worn on the head hereafter. 1t
strikes us the head would be good place on which
to wear bonnet, but such a departure will look
little odd at first.
"A wealthy manufacturer of Connec-
ticut having built an elegant mansion, and wish
ing to take second wife, said to his architect ::
(which agrees best with a brick and brownstone,
brunette or blonde?"
Mile. Sara Bernhardt is to appear
in La Dame aux Camelias" in London next satur-
day, the event having been postponed until then.
The play has been licensed through the interven-
ton of the Prince OF Wales.
George Kellogg, husband of Mrs.
Jane and father of Miss Clara Louise Kellogg lives
quietly in New York city while his wife and
daughter travel abroad. He is now hard upon
seventy fine, active old gentleman, blessed with
Yankee passion for and shrewdness in inVen-
tions He has been the author of several, notably
of a type distributing machine. In his college
days he was a great phrenologist and stenogra-
pher and withal beautiful futist, which led to
association with the girl he married, then slender
genial, and attractive, fine church organist and
one of the best soprano singers in New England.
Besides having hand in some new speculative
inventions, he is an amateur homeopathic physi-
clan of ability. 1t is understood that his family
are coming to this country in July. Madame Kel-
logg has passion for painting, and is said to be
amateur artist of no mean capacity.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
At Et Again.

Our Democratic brethren of the Senate
are at their sinful games again. During the dead
lock they pleaded with tears in their eyes for the
retention of the then incumbent of Senate positions
in their places until next December, but just as
soon as the eyes of the Republicans were turned
toward Albany they went to secretly stabbing
each others protcgeS under the fifth rib with a
reckless indifference in regard to next December
that approaches the sublime, though somewhat
handicapped with the ridiculous. Well, its way
the brethren have, and we suppose they really
don't know any better.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
The Meat in the Egg.

Every colored man in Virginia should
nail to the counter as bogus any Republican c9
leader who advises to work against the only move
ment that promises to him a free ballot and fair
count. There is no use in being Republicans un-
less you express your sentiments by your vote,
and have that vote honestly counted There is
where the meat in that egg is.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
For Shame.

In the Credit Mobiler days a certain
New York Republican hearing that Garfield was
in great straits and likely to be beaten at the polls,
went out to Ohio, at Garfeld's personal request,
and stumped the district over by school districts.
Since then he has been holding small position
here; but the other day he was set out in the
street. Put not your trust in princes, nor your
confidence in towpath hoofers-not under this
ad ministration, at least
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
Cleaning The Streets.

The New York Erening Mail talks as if
there was only one man now living who could
clean the filthy streets of that city, and he won't
undertake the job. The descendants of the cleanly
old Knickerbockers must have sadly degenerated
to have reached such a pass. If the powers that
be in the metropolis would only look around in
q common sense way they could find score of
men who could do the work just as efficiently as
q
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
An Oversight.

Our copy of the Revised doesn't
say what becomes of the man who borrows s. and
keeps it until death. This seems like great over
sight-DctrOd Post and Tribune
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
Sor @enf--Sollses.


TNoR RENT-NEw EIGHT-RooM HOUSE,
ington, on Point of Rocks Railroad, i've minutes
walk from Linden Station. Address L A BOERER,
Wheaton POst-Office, Montgomery County, Nd or A
r. DOOME, 7I3 Twenty-hrst street, city, for lnfor-
nation. yeI-oI--
NOR RENT ON LEASE-TO A RESPONSIBLE
II uarty for two years. Deautltul, spacious
corner Residence, in desirable neighborhOOd, cy
gentleman declining housekeeping possession gwen
October the furniture, chiefly hrstclasS now IN IL
will also be for sale For particulars apply al hOo
3, Second National Bank Building. leI-u
NOR RENT-A HANDSOMELY FURNISHED
Il House. in splendid location for taking ooardeTs or
renting rooms would rent at very low rate AoqreSS
FURNITURE, Republican office. le3-
NOR RENT-e4ONEW YORK AVENUE NORTH
H west, large double residence, with modern I'M
prOvements; location one OF the most central ana
convenient in the city. THOS. ]. FISHER g ~,
1924 F street northwest. 1ef5t
UIoR RENT-HoUSE 1ls7 TwENTY-FoURTH
Il street northwest, between and NJ, pleasant iOcsi-
ton, gas and water; SIS per month; possession at
once. Inquire at 7S2 Twenty-hrst street northwest
je+3t*
A DELIGHTFUL LITTLE I-OUSE, NICELY
IA furnished, to rent through the summer; refer
ence. Apply at 1912 l. street northwest je4-3t*
20 e STREET SOUTHEAST.-A SIX-ROOM
OsO House. in good repair, with cellar range bath,
and gas, one square from Capitol; rent 80 per
month. myzo-l2t~-
IF YOU WANT TO BUY, SELL, RENT. OR
i Trade City Country Property, come and see the
great bargains at WILLIAM II. MAIN q BROTH
ERS, ST. Charles Hotel, corner Third street and Penn
sylvania avenue northwest malStf
TOR RENT-CALL AND SEE OUR LIST OF
L property for rent JOHN SHERMAN q Co,
fe3-tt ST. Cloud Building.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
Can't Re Oufhid.

1t may be assumed with certainty
that no party can outbid the Democratic party for
the votes of repudiators, communists, hard drink
ers, or any other dangerous class.-Cdyi Scliurz.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
Sfor @enf-- -@ooms.

- 49, -
1.-TWO COMMUNICATING ROOMS FOR RENT
Il One furnished and the other unfinished; bath
room on the same floor. Apply at HOB Eighteenth
street northwest. leS-5l~
NOR RENT-UNFURNISHED FRONT AND
IL Back ParlOr. Dining-roOm and Kitchen, range,
gas and bath: other Rooms if desired with with
out Board Piano for rent and Furniture stored. Ap-
ply at as Sixth street northwest JeS-3t%
@.nAsa r,nrI RET RET At NOMINAL PRICE
Ii during summer months; genIieil>HAA -ss
Apply at 1901 Eleventh street northwest, one door
from h. jeS6t
E1oR RENT-FoUR ROOMS, FURNISHED FOR
II housekeeping only Sl2 per month to one who
incest location on Pennsylvania avenue. Address K,
Republican office. jed-3tF
L7OR RENT-ON RHODE ISLAND AVENUE,
IL near Fourteenth street. two large Rooms; perma-
nently to gentlemen; private family. ADDRESS
CRAWFORD, Room Il, LIE DrOit Building. je6-3t$
II for rent-Suitable for light housekeeping Apply
at AZ Eleventh street northwest jei3t* :
1914 KSTREET NORTHWEST, BETWEEN
i = Il It Twelfth and Thirteenth streets, fine
large Rooms to let, handsomely furnished, to
gentlemen, with Board; also Table Boarders; LOca-
FURNISHED OR UNFURNISHED ROOMS
IL for rent-Three en- suite, bathroom, hot and cold
water; all newly painted and papered. Apply at
1914 Pennsylvania avenue and L street northwest.
jeI3t*
NOR RENT-TWO LARGE FURNISHED COM
without Board; gallery in front; also one small
Room. Apply at 3l2 Indiana avenue je46t*
CENTRAL HOTEL, CORNER EIGHTH AND d
- streets nOrthweSt.-ROOms for rent, without
board, by day, week, or month, at very reasonable
prices. my9-l2t*
NOR RENT-VERY PLEASANT, NICELY FUR
Il nshed Rooms; all modern improvements. Apply
at SS3 & street northwest my26-lm$
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08

OFFICE ROOMS in Nos. 323 and $40 Four-and-a-
half St n. W.; also in ass Louisiana avenue L. w.
Call for Weekly Rent-LiSt.
The houses on East Capitol street well located
and very desirable.
MONEY TO LOAN on Real Estate at Lowest Rates.
Parties having property to trade sell will find 1t TO
their advantage 10 CALL -
B. II. WARNER.
n1E Strop
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
High Art.

The highest art in stock gambling just
now is to form imaginary combinations of rail-
roads and then slip out, leaving lot of green
horns to stand in the gap, holding bags, while the
sHap goes the other Way.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
NATIONAL REPUBLICAN
FOR 1881.
Pro- SO e GtuS.

The NATIONAL REPUBLICAN begins the
sew gear under Te,V management and With
Re1U material.
It iriH be stalacart Republican Journal.
1t sciH be the best newspaper in the District
Of Columbia.
II TiH furnish during the sessions of Con-
gress satisfactory report Of the proceedings,
and ,UiH at all times gre complete Information
ofthe official dOings IN all Departments of the
Government.
II ariu giUe all interesting Information that
cGn be legitimately obtained concerning the
;ste1di6aas and policies Of the ruling pooCer.
In District affairs 1t aciU kno,U only the best
interests Of the people upon aUhose fGror it re-
hes, and aCiU at all times cooperate eCith pro-
greSsiUe citizens, aCithoOt regard to their pOIit
icaL predictions, aUho hare measures to pro-
pose and ddUance for the improvement Of the
National Capital.
II 1riH furnish daily record Of all the in
tereaing social euelatS of the city, making its
society department a special feature.
Il acU giue teIegrGpltic neacs from all parts
Of the aOOrId reached By the wires, and II, its
editorials and foreign, domestic, and city reCs
SUiU keep pace acitb the times.
THE NATIONAL REPUBLICAN
Is spublished daily Sundays excepteO by
The National Republican Printing Company
AT 1905 AND 1910 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE.
TERMS:
One copy one 80
Address NATIONAL REPUBLICAN,
Washington, D. O.
ENTERED at the postofice at Washington D. C., as
sss-Aa.i-liisssss matter
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
2SanfeS--Selp.


UTANTED-A FIRSTCLASS COOK; GOOD
w wages given references required. Apply at Sl4
Thirteenth street northwest jeS-3t%
WTANTED-A CLERK, WHO THOROUGHLY
w understands the Patent business; TO a comPe-
tent liberal salary will be paid Address. with
stating experience had, PATENT AT
City POst-Otfice jeS-3tx
UTANTED-FOR BOSTON AND NEW YORK
w city colored Cooks, Chambermaids, &C.; thirty
white and colored for this city; bring references
families furnished. Licensed Agency, 926 street
northwest. [je7-3t*] G. E. PRICE & Co
UvANTED- 1.-TWO RELIABLE AND ACTIVE
w Men, as Subagents for New York Mutual Ben
eft Society. Apply to CAPTAIN Won LUEIT-
WITT, 474 Pennsylvania avenue. le6-5t<
VYTANTED-A RELIABLE STEADY BOY
w (white preferred) about eighteen years old, 10
take care of Horse and make himself generally use
full; references required. Apply at IA Thirteenth
street northwest, from TO 10 a. m. or 4 to 6 p m
ie6-St$
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
Big Feet.

The Cincinnati girls have such big feet
that it takes the skins of four hams to make one
of EN- pair of dainty moccasins.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08
-
ODOdrUrnd.

~IOStL DIAtSl'
UERY LOW PRICES FOR FIRST CLASS
Board and Rooms, for the summer, at llO4 Twelfth
street, to Massachusetts avenue. Finest
summer location in the city. ief-3t<
DERSONS DESTROYS OF COOL, AIRY sum
Il mer Rooms, large and small, single or en- suite
with Board, can be accommodated by applying I'M
mediatey at 110l G street northwest corner of and
Eleventh streets. je}3t*
1-c PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, OPPOSITE
II - National HOtel-FiTst-claSs Board, Well-fur-
nished Rooms s. to $40 per week, 81 10 SJ0 per day
so 10 $50 per month; Meals SIS per month"; - per
week. Mrs. o. q. HOWARD. my3l-6ts
EOR UNCOMFORTABLE, AIRY ROOMS
L On second and third floors; Table Board al 40
K street. mylSl2tF
TT1HF FREMONT HOUSE, WITH ITS FINE
4 promenade balconies, cool, airy rooms, and Supe-
riOr table. will be found most desirable place for
summer boarding. Rates. room and board, sS5 10 81
per month. NV
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-06-08

IF THE Administration desires to have
its follies forgotten and its offenses con-
doned let it prompt its managers in the
Ohio Republican State convention to ex-
press warm fellowship with all who are
opposed to the restoration of the Demo-
cratic party to power, and advise har-
mony and a caucus in the New York Leg
islature