The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-06-23
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iA,ios ciaeil, lila uule meat
a yognT Has 4 ear aolusiniAnes call.
gong H. sas he ful lgsorABss, because
Ia has oae igborancg s hiis'
The rasn y Lo si-lc a glaaee hhs 30
yei hesn ARRESTED. although his a,sutiou
pas are aed vbeb h. stole ,le giabos
A ius nlal0h ~ = Franklin "a
,oHt,sioss reeofl, ~ lat ila..a honsAt
lawyer lee iasW fhr inml~'ou's J. 80,
old.
ia ,lAi uals ismcf asked iaua'i
q an Ameflcaa dcalrr In domestic 4na'ifu
psJs Hes tame rnongh is ir"li. ahs
uerea be
Missouri nsu aiil u rs. uiti
nail chopped N is - TL,. "a edy
never isils - sal. i 81 harls-', 'iOrsr
Beware u limitations
H. came a.. aad taking s.st Al u,
1ctl. asked NeIl shat shall writ
shDuit The ol.i. todd blm be lad l.
,st nghtaboa istr
IT, Al III 4ad that hos, nobody
good Az il F,s bal ~, ser eaten this, sppis
VIA, sor, - trail. a"ald dry gools pct
and milliutu L wing poup
II YOU iturl, eull ei.i'sid,r maifi
moay poseripl nalitl, INSTEAD Of think
lng pio.uic then. ~ould be more hap
~ mairiases sbi fai.tscioIy married lises
A gushing critic describes young se-
ir'ss ~ having "a face painter might
da,ll upon llr would want 10 "look out
~ paint" before he took mp his residence
iltrr.
The Young folks will never be entirely
ttnell to the introduction d the cleo
~ light toto private residences until some
- a.s Of turning il down are invented aud
applied
Ground for Objection Me buy the
property. sorry Me be landlord and be
shot IN the back Sbure, there's to be no
mons landlords we're all goin' TO be teu-
uauia.t
Irene, j. il bard for you TO bear cool
,eatmcniff Well, Josphine. that de
r,uls II stmuberry ice.cream is the COO
tts4' meant can stand it with great cqui
nmity
An exchange makes this unfeeling
remark HoN's st. Louis girl to play
cioquet wien the minute she puts her
loot on lall to make a croquet the lall
sinks into the earth2
Whenever you see q woman talking
straight at a man. aud beginning to nod
her hea an keep time 10 II with her up
rised index finger, II Is about time for
somebody 10 clitnb tree.
Philadelphia girl, upon being re.
mohstraied Nitb for refusing an honest aud
industrious young man. exclaimed, cts
no use IN arguing ma, his nose is 80 fiat
that I'm sure he must snorc.
"Poter said, good old man. after
hard days ride through pel,ing storm,
II really believe that bad it not been for
kind Providence and that waterproof coat,
should have caugh, my death OF cold,
Some pbilanthropist has said that a
man who truly loves horse cannot be
wicked He must he in the wrong, for
Texas jails arc full Of men who loved other
peoples horses not wisely. but too we'll
Sam, you are not honest Why do
you put all the good peaches on the top OF
the measure aud the little ones below?
Same reason, sab, dat makes tie front OF
your house marble aud le back gate chiefly
slop BARI, sab,
Tommy won't H.hiDg the other day
without permission OF his mother Next
morning beighbors son met him, and
asked, Ibid you catch anything yester-
day, Tommy Not till got home, was
was the rather sad response,
The female plaintiff ia q western di-
sorce sui, was asked upon taking the stand
and prior to being sworn, il she believed
la a future life used TO. she answered,
"bai since was nisfried have had all
ihe nonsense taken out OF me-"
A Dabbury man wishing 10 engage
several bushels OF potatoes from a party IN
the Suburbs, asked ncighbor What sort of
man be was "Woll, said the couscien.
/ ,,Hs nri yhbor, n don, know much about
Inn, bnl | should think be would make
! I top stranger
Doctor, said Julius Caesar 10 Calves
! - doctor Il think my liver mus, be out
- order What are your symptoms
Well, after ! have taken ten or fifteen
i"ddies fall asleep, and as soon Ms wake
np am ,ormentei With thirst"
"Iaggie. dear. II should attempt to
spell Cupid. Why couid no, got beyond
The first syllablsfp Maggie gave i, up
y hcrcupon William said because when
come TO c "a. 81 course | caunot go far
iher " Maggie said she though, that was
tie nices, cunundrum she hal ever heard
Yes, sab, said the old colored man,
Il" iirs' yeah, When Civ fifty dollars TO
''c church dcy call Inc Misiah Richard
johnson, Esqaah; do sccou yeah times
WAS bad An ] couldn't Civ no noah than
iseniy 1--WE dollars. AN dey call me Brud.
aah johnson; de nei, yeah couldn't give
muffin an dey call me old Niegah johnson.
A boston man was once riding With a
friend IN tho vicinity OF his adorsI city,
y hen they came 10 milestone bearing the
description: Il N. from Boston. "Ahw
he exclaimed With diauihed emotios here
= ILL.,. crave az some Moor sonl s1o