The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-10-25
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relied google was. among the curiosi-
ties,of.th fair [Owcnsboro Post.
Qaeeu Victoria presents King AL
f6nso Of Spain with garter. Seems
to us this is rather reversing the order
Of things. Sunday Argus.
The Hopkinsville South Kentuck :
ian issued daily edition during the
fair. Henderson and Greensboro did
not show so much enterprise Union
Locsl.
The Daily South Kentuckian, as
bright as a new dime, and as accepta-
bic, put in its appearance at this office
last week.--fClarksvills' Tobacco
Leaf.
Death-bed repentance serves adj
mirably as stock for pulpit rhetori-
clans, but it is exceedingly unsafe
baggage tor travel in the other world.
Il breckenridge News.
Charlie Meacham issued spark
ling, interesting daily during the fair
at Hopkinsvrlle. Such industry and
enterprise will bring their own reward.
Il jacksonville Times.
The average school girl cloves her
love so well" and her mind is SO &C.
cupied with the matter that she
conldn'. tell right-angled triangle
from base ball diamond.-fConsti-
nationalist.
The South Keniuckian was issued
daily during the Christian county fair.
and We are sorry that the latter is
over since we are to be deprived oil
the Kentnckian's daily visits
Brckinridge News.
Col. John g. Craddock has gone to
Yorktown. This is his first trip to
that point since 1881, when he was
present at the surrender OF Lord Corn
wallis. DR.. G. Q. Graham was not
then living Il Woman.
Charlie Meacbam issued a daisy
daily from the South Kentnckian
Office during the Hopkinsville fair.
The old man has heap Of git up and
Git in him when he unlooSens his
belt Henderson Reporter,
The Hopkinsvllle South Kentuck-
ian was Issued in a handsome six
column daily form last week during
the fair, showing a spirit Of enterprise
in its publishers. highly commenda
ble.-- Messenger and Examiner.
We have received the initial num-
Der ofthe "Daily South Kentuckian,"
of Hopkinsville, published by Mea-
cham & Wilgus. 1t is neat and
newsy, and has our best wishes for
success. Enimeuce Constitutionalist.
CATERERS OF autumn leaves are Dc
ginning their annualtrips to the woods.
1t is nice for fellow to 60 out into
the high timber with his girl and
when he gets tired Of gathering leaves,
gather in trunk of 16 years growth.
Yeum.yuml--l Owensboro Post.
A girl Of Sanguine temperament
and fastidious taste will take a con-
niption fit if she happens to get o
single hair in her mouth out OF the
butter, but the same girl will browse
around on silky mustsche attached
20 good looking young mans Lip
and never say word.-[Ex.
When lima Dickinson, as Hamlet
s,oops to pluck a posy from the grave
-ot Ophelia. and her back suspendel
buttons snap off, it will be worth the
price of admission to see her grab the
waistband of her trousers with one
hand and ram the fingers Of her othel
hand into her mouth in search Of pins
-[Breckinridge News.
When is girl like a lemon? Wher
she is squeezed. = South Kentuckian
See here, Squeezer Charlie: yor
know that isn't so, from experience
You know that when girl is being
squeezed she isn't sour by several de
grees, but that she's then sweetel
than--yum, yum!-any orange you
ever nibbled at.-[Dittoe.
Squire Armer is getting himsel
into business by the reputation Of hi
admirable and pointed marriage cere
monies Yesterday morning he wa
again called to tie the knot, and h
did it in his usual graceful style
Fountain Cobb and Mary Jane EN-
glish from Million precinct were tn
happy parties. After tying them VI
in a substantial manner the 'Squir
took glass of pure water and pledge'
the smiling, blushing pair with thi
sentiment: Here's to your hcalt'
and your family's health; may 20
live long and prosper, and may you
little cobs all mature into full-grow
ears. Lets us pray.
And now lay me down TO sleep,
pray the Lord my soul to keep;
And II should do before awake.
pray the Lord my soul to take.
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