The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-05-23
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NASTY,
Mr., Nasty Has Something 10 Say REGARD
ing the COuEIInY Trouble.

Mr., Nasty Has Something 10 Say REGARD
ing the COuEIiny Trouble.
Moo York, May 8, lSSl.-Jist RtorI
plantin my foot onto the deck uvthe stea
mer that bares me from my native shoars
and makes Irish Patriot Nv me, in Paris
l must paws between drinks, to express
my delight at the turn things Ia tAkin In
Washinton.
1.-THE "HArp of Erin sloon," where
hev been stayin for some time, wuz a seer
Nv the widest eggHCitement last mite
Teddy M'Grath, which kin reed, bTot vi
the nooze that the CRATE Conkling he'd de
termined to stick, and that Robertson
Conhrmsshen ez Collector nv the Port W
Moo York wood be resisted to the bittel
end.
Nobody kin imagIn the delite that pre-
valid the entire party.
"This eends the Republican party" SCI
Teddy.
"Thisgives Moo York to the Dimocrisy,
yelled Tim 0'Shsughnessy.
Sand 1t elex the DimoCrAtic candidate
for the Presidency, aud turns the kentry
over to the Solid South" ejaCkilated me
with eyes snioosed with emoshu n,
"And with the DimoCrisy In power VI
shell hey onlimitid greenbax," aid Patsy
M'Ginnis.
"And with the Dimocrisy in p over wa
chance will the Niger hay Nv 70 lin ?" sec
Col. MCPhelter, wiCh Ia on here to see thai
! aCtilly sail for Europe, and don't Rit bach
In tha OnFnaTa
IAN we shell git the Moo York Legisla
cher aud not be- bothered any more abou
wat TsmmanY does in the city" yelled
Dennis 0'Brien.
"And We shell hev control NV the
Treasury and do the fqueezin 'ourselS es,
Sed a red'iaced gent, wien wuz drin kin
whisky every I've minits.
"And we shel heva DimoCratic CongT is
and the appropriateness for the South til Vi
we hev waited for so long, aud our Con
lederit soliers will hev their pay and p en-
shuns," said Dsckln Pogram, who Is b ere
to assist Col M'Pelter In eeein that ! gil
away In SIGH shape that l don't git ba OK.
Sand all that the Republicans made by
eleCtin' Garfield will be lost to EN-, and we
shell possess the land" sed Tammany
politishen who jlst dropped In to partisi.
pate in the jolifcashen.
l sot there quietly muslin, takin my
drinks whenever wus askt.
"Grate hevins," l sed to myself, "what
Q world Is this! In the words oil the poit:-
.,'Grate God, upon wat slender threiS
Hang eyerlAStIn thlnSS"
Here wuz the DimosCisy Nv the Yooni.
ted States PROSTATE at the feet Nv its foes
So desprit wuz the outlook that | myself
hey consented to be a eggsile, and aba!l.
don the old ship In despair. There ia gre 1t
questions involved, wiCh both parties COLI.
elder vital. Jist at this junCture Their 9
comes up the question Nv the appoint.
ment Nv collector, and our foes 60 all 10
pieces on to II. Wood that I Good hacis
out and Kit back 10 the Gross Roads. Ell
kin tide over the next three yeers that
post.offis Is mine shoor. Conk!in won't
yield-the Republican party will split up
beCoz II seems that Conklin 10 all Their Is
Nv 1t, and our Heaven begins at once.
Thus l unused, Thank Gsd for Conklinl
We immejitly past resolooshens endor.
sing Sen. COnklin, and ashoorin him Nv
the support In this struggle OF every
one present. We urged him to continner
the fife agin the President to the bitter
end, and to spare no pains TO prevent the
Contirmashun Nv Robertson and all Nv
Garheld's nominsshens, and then we went
and took down the portrate Nv Hancock
that wuz hangin on the wall and put up
one Nv OOnklin In It's place, wlCh we hailed
with three cheers and tiger.
1t Is very plain to zee, and II pleases
me, that the CRATE Moo York Senator holds
that the Republican party wuz made for
him instid Nv his bsin made for the Re-
publikin party. It's good idee. What
difference does 1t make 10 him, anyhow,
what becomes nv the Niger, the Nashnel
debt, the tariff, and SIGH, II he amt in
public life to be lostid by them questions?
wunBt knowd reformer who sot down
and cried when slavery was abolished.
"Why weep2" asked his friend, "hevn't
700 accomplished the desire Nv your
iife2"
"Too true-too true, but what am to
git to Congris on now that hewitt got no
Cause2 Why Coodn'tthe Niger hey been
kept under TIL | wuz ready to die?"
The great Conkling heE made an i'm.
mense fame Nv the causes that go to
ulhho up tuo lNepuDlOhu puibJI Uut uL lo
can't yoOtilizs its success to his own
benefit, vat good Ia 1t 10 him?
He is the kind Nv man l like. He hez
10 hev followers, and he is going to keep
EN- faithful by keepin EN- In provender, or
he will sink the ship. On how l wish he
he'd bin Dimekrat. He'd he bin one ov
us, wood not now he on the eve nv maxi
ing eggsile Nv myself His rallyin cry,
"The spoils or death, scots me eggsackly.
l shel never git over lovin these indie.
pendent Republican Senators. A indie.
pendent Senator is one wich firmly be-.
leves in Republican principles, but alluz
votes with the Dlmocrlsy to show that he
is RELY independent and cant be con.
trolled by party cawCusses and sich.
In view Nv these complications don't
want to 20 10 Europe at all. Ell the great
Senator from Moo York keeps on ez he
hez begun, my chances are better OF home
Better a Postofils In Kentucky with q shy
at contrsx, than to be an Irish patriot
abroad. w
An ef this fite goes on In the Republican
party we shel hev II ez Rhoor ez time rolls
on.
But inezmuch ez Conkiing may be left
after all, Bhel wait. The wise. man lie
never In a hurry. l shel walt and see.