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Rev. Jacob milford, pastor of the Methodist
Church at Greenfield, is to be sent to an in-
ebriate asylum. He went to Camden about
twenty years ago and began practicng law,
but took to drinking aud sank very low. On
Thanksgiving Day In 1879 he reformed, and
having been ordained u preacher was made
pastor of the Greenfield church. All went
well until Sunday, August i4th, when he
went into the pulpit so drunk that he could
hardly speak. After his recovery he declared
that he would never drink again, but be broke
his word on Monday.
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In spite of the waste of money appropriated
to the Signal Service caused by Captain How
gates ENLIGHTENMENT, the Signal Office has
probably paid its yearly expenses within a
week. Its timely notice of the hurricane that
swept over the coast of South Carolina and
Georgia seems to have saved from destruction
almost all the shipping exposed to the fury of
the storm. The loss of life and property was
almost wholly on land, and reports of the
storm show that it ragged with fury that
would have swept away most of the shipping,
if warning had not been given and prepare
tions made by the sailors to meet the storm.
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SPEcULAToRs IN GRAPE GLuT THE MARKET
The sad news concerning the condition of
gloomy prospects for his recovery were seized
upon by number of spectators who heliev-
ed that the Presidents death was only ques-
ton of few hours. They bought up large
quantities of Grape, thinking that they might
be able to reap rich harvest by the terrible
calamity In the demand which would inevi-
tably follow, for the sombre fabric. William
Simpsons works at Eddystone, have been
working night aud day to fill orders for black
goods Tho reflection of the purchasers in
the light of the present cheering news from
the national sick room are now subject for
conjecture, but it is said that they do not
care to increase their stock of black goods.
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In an effort to enforce la St. Louis a law
against carrying concealed weapons, fines as
high af $l00for pistol and 5000 for slung-
shot are being imposed. This movement is
made because, out Of 25 homicdes now IN the
st. Louis Jail, all but three became criminals
through the habit Of going armed.
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Captain Howgate, disbursing officer of the
Signal Bureau at Washington, has eventually
made his exit. His deficit has now reached
$l70, 900, and his bondsmen are out $4O,O QUO.
The wife aud daughter we're left behind, but
the Captain is accompanied by his mistress.
He is thought to be either Ia Canada or the
Sandwich Islands, with some $4,000 in cash
in his possession.
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There is no one article in the line of medi-
cines that gives so large return for the
money as good porous strengthening plaster,
such as Carter's Smart Weed and Belladonna
Backache Plasters. a24.
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WANTED EnT.nEN
nAWM Or LIGHT on the
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Aug, 3 I'M

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Sells fast One agent sold II first IS days, another 46
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MARRIAGES.

PRICE-EvERETT.--O Sept. list. 1881. by Rev VIM.
n. Mick, Mr. Horatius Price, to Miss Lizzie X.
Everett both of this place.
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DEATH TO WORMS

l.. F, KUNKEL'S WORM SYRUP never fails to des-
troy pin seat, round, thread and stomach This
Worm Syrup Is pleasant safe and effectual remedy
for all kinds Of worms. As most of the medicines
offered to the public being preparations nauseating
and disagrceae to the taste that Is almost impossible
to get child TO take them II is the most desirable
remedy that can be given for IL has neither the
taste nor smell OF medicine aud be given to the
most delicate infant with perfect safety The general
symptoms of worms sallow complexion, with
blush circle around the eyes enlargement of the alb
domen and stomach itching at the and and anus
headache. sick stomach foul BREATH gnawing pains in
the stomach and bowels irregular appetite. startngs
grinding of the teeth while asleep &c II is n amen-
grave on account of the above symptoms often being
taken for other disease whe many lives have
been saved simply from the use OF E. f. Kunkels Worm
Syrup. 1t is undoubtedly the valuable syrup
and pin worms. Can be used by old and young; adults
as likely to have children. (Dr. Kunkel
is the only successful physician in this country who
moves Tape Worm in two hours, complete head and H.
and no fee until remoyed) Price of the Worm Syrup
81 or bottles for IS. Fo Tape Worm. write and
suit the doctor) For all Others buy of your druggist
the Worm Syrup and If he has IL not send Dr. e f.
Kunkel, 1853 N. Ninth St, Philadelphia Pa Advice by
mail free, send three cent stamp
DYSPEPSIA DYSPEPSIA.
Z. T. Kunkeps Bitter Wine of Iron. sure cure for
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Ask your druggist for E. +. Kunkels Bitter Wine of
Iron and take other. If he has il not send to pro-
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Pa. Advice free; enclose three cent stamp Aschen-
bach Miller, Sole Agents, Sd and Caowhill streets,
Philadelphia, Pa &C. 10, 3m.
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lG HNTs W4STED for the Best and Fastest
N Selling Pictorial Books and Bibles Prices reduced
80 pc cent National Publishing Co., Phila, Pa
March Ism.
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Ia one week nine horses were reported
stolen in and around Paterson.
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Ok tn coo per day athome. Samples worth s. free
e)O 10 3~O Address SrINsoN & Co, Portland
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A book of rare originality, entitled
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TIE PRESIDENT.

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PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD,
BEL-ViDERE DINISION-
on aud after july 4th, 1881.

TRAINS FOR NEW YORK AND PHILADELPHIA
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THE MARKETS.

Lamnertye. Sept. Z, 1881.
PRICES OF GRAIN corrected every "Wednesday by
+. +. LEAR, dealer in Grain, Flour Feed &C.
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MARYLAND NOTES.

The Laurel "Gleaner" tell an egg
story most marvellous in its proportions
as follows Mr. Frank Floorstead,
on a wager with Mr.. Albert Nocbie, ate
five dozen raw eggs within thirty min
utes and then offered to bet one dollar
that he could eat three dozen more.
A Cecil county farmer last week on
opening his potato pit found, ont of H.,
200 bushels put away last fall, he had
1000 bushels ruined by freezing.
The wheat prospectsi in Caroline coun-
ty are not so promising as they were
last spring. On the low land much of
it is still under water, and Will be, per
haps, total loss. On other soils it has
been damaged by freezing and thawing,
which has broken the roots, and thus
left it to perish from want Of nounsh-
ment The reports from Talbot arc
rather more favorable, though not equal
to the prospects at this time last year.
Elk river is infested by a gang OF
thieves, who are in the habit of stealing
fish from the nets of the fishermen, bat
also steal the lead from the sink-boXcs
of the gunners.
The largest score ever made by duck
shooter on the Havre de Grace flats with
single gun was that of William H.
Dobson on the opening day Of last sea
son. He killed sol ducks with a double
barrelled breech-loader.
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Luminous Fishes and Insects.

Many fishes are ornamented with rows
OF fiery spots that CLEAN and sparkle as
they rush through the water. The so
called hrehics of tropical countries af-
ford interesting examples of this Mon-
derful faculty If the luminous spot
that glows with seeming white heat is
ezamined under a glass it will be seen
that the yellow tissues is made up evil
dentlv of fat globules that are intersected
by many delicate veins or trache@ that
contain air, and the light may be ex-
planned by the union of the carbon OF
the fat and the oxygen of the airthus in
troduced, which produces a slow com
bustion without increase of temperature.
That this is possible is proved by the
successful experiment, within few
weeks, of Mr. Kerdig, Hugarian. He
uses a mineral substance in liquid
form. He pours a quantity of the fluid
on his hat and calmly sets fire to it. A
mass of lurid flame rises instantly al
most to the ceiling, but NJ. Kerdig, in
no wise disconnected, places his hat on
his head, and waits until the flame grad
ually dies out. He then exhibits the hat
triumphantly to the audience. 1t is un
injured. He next sets fire to the floor,
then to his handkerchief, saturated with
the substance, and finally goes so far as
to pour some of it into the palm of his
hand and light it but the floor, the
handkerchief, and the hand are un-
harmed. The vapor of the mineral sub
stance possesses considerable expansive
force, so that in reality it is the vapor
which burns and not the liquid. This
NAV explain the curious lights that are
frenuentIy seen floating over the sea, es-
ssainIIy near Block Island, and consId-
] lt<7=Ts ,iitrltorn ships by many OF the SUI
t5,er,stit,ious islanders. Such lights are
>uhdoubtedly caused by the gases arising.
4 from the millions of mossbunkers that
are found there in schools, the gas be-
coming luminous at times when coming
In contact with the oxygen of the outer
air.
1t has been observed that the lights
when abdominal, as in our frefy, are
involuntary, while in those insects that
show thoracic CLEANS its appearance
seems subject to the Will of the animal.
An Interesting case of the latter is seen
IN the cuc1JO, or pyrophorus of the West
indies, beetle two inches long. The
hight issues from two oval spots on each
SIDE OF the thOrax, or fore part of the
body, and when at rest the spot CLEANS
with a rich yellow glow, but when in the
ar It assumes dark red appearance, and
with thousands of them flying through
the ar the sight is extremely beautiful.
The writer recently secured a beetle Of
the genus elater through the mail from
Cuba, and after its long voyage it had
lost none Of It's power. The light was
so powerful that it cast shadow on the
wall at short distance, and when placed
on book and irritated it could be read
from the light, although, of course, dis
connectedly. A dozen confined in glass
would give ample light for reading La
dies use them as decorations for the hair
IN southern countries, the bright CLEANS
Of red, blue, and yellow being exceed
ingly effective.-Ne,r ] ork SIN.
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1t Was There.

It had been raining for six long hours
Saturday when man wearing an old
beaver cap and faded army oyercoat
entered a hardware store on Woodward
avenue, shook the water off his back,
and said
"About eighteen months ago ! left my
umbrella in this store
eyes"
at was a bran new umbrella with a
white handle
"Yes.'
"And now | guess I'll take it away"
Certainly Where did you leave II 2
'Behind the door"
"Wen there it is.
"Ah Any charge for storage 2
sNone."
"Well, I'm much obliged"
'Not at ALL Amy time You leave an
umbrella here it will be safe tor ten
years Good day.
There are hundreds Of men in Detroit
like that merchant. They might pas q
trade dollar on stranger, out they
would never appropriate his umbrella
Free Press.
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A Negro BOYS Fortitnde.

Quite remarkable instance of the
fortitude Of negro is related to have
taken place at Lynchburg, Va, recently.
1t appears that a few years ago Frank
Helmbolz shot very young negro boy.
The ball struck the boy and inflicted a
severe wound, from which an entire
paralysis Of one side resulted. The boy
suffered intensely at times, yet attempt
ed to make a living, and as many good
people pitied his helpless condition he
made a living by the sale Of cakes, con
fections and matches. Last week,
during the absence of his mother, he
undertook and accomplished the entire
amputation of his paralyzed foot with
small penknife and a pair of scissors
When found he was insensible, but the
foot was off and the stump wrapped III
in a rag and paper bag, such as IS useC
in Wrapping confectionery. Strange t.
relate, the boy began to improve forth
with, and he has suffered but little since
the amputation,
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foR ruE FAR Srx.

hA@hteh NOTES.
Cigar is the new shade OF brown.
New carpets are in Chinese patterns
The porcupine is the newest braid in
millinery.
All the Italian braids are in deep vel.
low straw. y
The fleur-de-lis is the favorite design
IN the sateens.
The fine new cashmeres can be match.
ell IN American silk.
The shooting jacket will be a favorite
style for springs suits
Beaten gold is used extensively in
bracelets and watch cases.
Dinner cards in the shape Of the obe-
ilsk are among the novelties.
trimmings of Oriental pearls are used
on creamy-white satin.
New walking.boots for ladies are
square-toed, with broad, flat heels.
Spring viQlets and white oxalis bios
SONS are in great demand.
One Of the new colors is called bisb-
ops violet. 1t is deep shade of blue.
Black kid gloves are laced ON the
back with gold cord for dress ocea-
sions. wa
Plain wide scarfs of null muslin are
Worn In the morning, tied fichu fashion.
A gilt dragon fly Is placed on the
Knot Of flowers worn on the left shoul-
der.
|" = = iI''nyy SIR lace with scalloped
Many Of the handsome visiting cards
"a rave hand painting ON ivory on satin
Black gloves are no longer worn in
me IN evening except with an entirely
black toilet
Pure linen bunting with many rows of
nemstltching is imported for window
Black silk skirts are are worn with lack
ets OF Persian materials, in which gold
Is much mixed.
Bonnet crowns of copper-colored
push are made very effective by amber
beaded appliques.
Satin bows, with silver or gilt balls
on the ends, are worn with shoulder
Knots with party dresses.
Embroidery and hem-stitching in the
styles of decorative art are now
applied to table linen.
Plumes of the luphiophon and the
golden pheasants Will be extensively
used in millinery this spring.
The "Charmeus necklace is com
posed P.l of a fringe formed by gold or
silver balls graduated in size.
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FOREIGN NEWS.

e.
FOREIGN NEWS.
Lord Beaconsfeld is considerably
better, and he is regarded out of dan
\ ger.-The first attack on England's
[ policy in the Transvaal was made in the
House of Lords by Lord Cairns Lord
Cranbrook attributed the rising in the
Tansvaal to the Midlothian speeches of
Mr.. Gladstone.-American butter was
under discussion in the House Of Com
mons.-Herr Windhorst's motion re-
questing Bismarck to endeayor to con
clude an agreement with the powers to
punish the assassins of heads of state
meets with general approval Greece
refuses to accept the Portes proposals.
and will telegraph her agents in Europe
to that effect The French legislature
has come to an agreement as to the inn
port duties on cattle.
Lord Beaconstield had a return of the
spasms, of which he had been relieved.
but soon after was sleeping comfortably.
and, If no better was no worse.-Premier
Coum oundouros has issued a note to the
powers stating that Greece cannot ac-
cept the terms offered by Turkey, and
urging that no final action be taken
until Greece can offer her reasons for
declining the proposed frontier line
The Porte has agreed to rectify the Per-
sian frontier as demanded by England
and s S%eSi Sss. sssa5a 3 ss D. g ass s hs
no one is allowed to enter ~ leave the
city. The Ronmanian minister and COM
mandant Of the Peterpaulovsky fortress
have died from exposure at the funeral
of the Cara collision has occurred
between Ilish peasants and police at
Ballaghaderin, during which two peas
ants and one policeman were killed, and
several on both sides badly injured.
An earthquake in the Island of Chic
Asiatic Turkey, destroyed many houses
in the town of Chic, killing and wound
ing three thousand persons. Lord Bea-
consiield has sustained a relapse. Mr.. f.
Gladstone in his budget statement esti-
mates the expenditures for the current
year at 81, 200, ,000pounds. The German
parliament adopted the motion looking
to international cooperation against nj
hlhsm. The new regime at st. Peters
burg proves a severe one for the public
generally. Preparations for extensive
III p tLNANll AlOAl iiCltlIlAl W lllt 0IlltN
States are in progress. Mr. Dillon, in
his speech at Clough, Ireland, invoked
curses on Gladstone and Forster for the
killing by the police of four men in
county Mayo.-The French government
is sending troops to Algiers to put
stop to savage raids Turkey is sending
fresh battalions to the Greek frontier.
In Athens nobody believes in peace.
\ Lima letter, dated March 10, says
that poverty increases there from day to
day, and the want of labor makes it the
more difficult for the poor to obtain
means of subsistence. Garcia Galderon
is now provisional President of Peru,
and is busily employed in organizing q
government. The Chilians are Ievying
a forced loan of 81, 100000 month on
the wealthier citizens for the expenses
of their army.
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Railroad Matters.

The Baltimore and OHIO Railroad
Company withdrew its traffic from the
Bound Brook route, and hereafter all
the business of the road between New
York city and Philadelphia will be done
over the Pennsylvania road The Bal
timore and Ohio trains will be run solid
from New York through to Chicago, St.
Louis, Cincinnati, Louisville, &c, with
out change. The contract with the
PENNSYLVANIA Railroad is such that all
the privileges of the united railroads of
New Jersey now possessed by that road
will be enjoyed by the Baltimore and
Ohio. The contract is to last until the
line of the Baltimore and Ohio road be-
tween Baltimore and Philadelphia is
completed. which is expected to be in
about nine months from date
The Supreme Court of Appeals, of the
state of West Virginia decided the suit
between the Pittsburg, Wheeling and
Kentucky Railway Company and the
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Company,
involving the right of way for the for
mer through the lower limits Of Wheel
ing to the village of Belmond in favor
bI the former company. In deciding the
case the court held that the Baltimore
and Ohio Company was domestic ane
not foreign corporation. and that fed
eral courts had no jurisdiction in the
I case. The court also held that the prop
erty of one railroad company not in ac
tlal use, and not necessary for the prop
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What Fan I tell fhce. my lavesFas--nvyn =
of the love that feel f6r thee
That lies 30 Tow Ia my bleeding heart
That u never can be free
what tan tell thee. my love, my own,
vi the sorrow that feel.
which wounds SO deeply my aching heart.
That time can never healy
Oh could those eyes that we're once IN fnll
OF love, when they met mine own
But see all the love that know 10 DIV
That should In part atone
OF all The harshness that used.
FOR all the cruel words I said.
for all the kindness that abused.
And that never can be reraid.
think you'd forgive me, my love, my own.
Forgive me, and love again;
Forget forever the cruel rast,
Aud all Of lis bitter ain.
Yes, il drought it to you. and left il with ,ns
Buried so deep in my heart
That IN feel forever its cruel rape.
Forever its stinging smart
Oh. have you banishod TINT A,ve, my own.
Uprooted 1t from YOUR heart
30 that If You called it back again
IT could never find a rart.
httle SPOT it could call its own
In the place where it rcigucd 80 lonp2
can 1t never return. my love, my own,
All is it forever gone
lhen viii this storm Of grief that feel
BE storm that will mover die
lhen Will death. with its terrors great.
he boon that IN greet with 10y.
Ana when the earth with IFS strnpp cnid ,.i.s,,
Ny rigid form shall press,
Then viii this heart, that is bleeding and torn.
In the grave find PEACE and rest
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We have recently been reading a
good deal about ''ice gorges." Surely
there must be some mistake about the
season. Our-well, our intended al
ways makes us pay for them in the
summon.