Litchfield enquirer., 1881-10-20
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 On one of the extreme back seats sits the Ohio man. N' Kerosene carries off more hired girls than the cholera morbus.
 The Chinese pigtail is long tale and is al ways continued in thelr necks. 3 AZ ssf s-Fhe days are. getting very short, and good many people can sympathize with them.
 You can always judge tailor by the make he wears and potter by the wear he makes.
 Gentlemen who are sojourning at the state prison will be glad olearn that ''stripes" are fashi0snapale saasahee this season son WG1KI
 A sexton, recently arrived from Warsaw, has been engaged by a telegraph company on account of his experience in planting Poles x An exchange says, .''Ihe surest way to bring ed az rainstorm isto have fair" In other words, then, fair weather is generally foul weather.
 Guiteau wishes suspension of public opin- ion for one year, and public opinion wishes 8 suspension of Guiteau for about, twenty min pefIH N SlIt}s3 "
 The most horrible case of insanity in the Massachusetts asylum is that of man who im- agines he is Chieagoan. He get, up in the middle of the night to brag. |L Amember ofthe New Hampshire legisls. ture denounced bill that was under discus sion as ''treacherous as was the stabbing of z Caesar by sudas a'i n nth the Roman capital!
 On account of the dry, hot summer, the failure of the American corn crop is going to have destructive effect upon the vintage heavy wines in th1 eh of France.
 Some arch enemy of the government stated in Deadwood the other day that President Ar- thur waters bis, whekey and the enraged in- habitants wept right out and burned him in efhgy 7 Ill $ NFAE
 There is something radically wrong about our professions when pious minister only gets 40 cents for joining couples and a wick edflawyer receives $40 for untying the same. ,
 A thief in Rochester robbed seven contribu- tion boxes and got, twenty cents. And he thought for contribution boxes they banned out we'll.
 "Ir have come to the. conclusion,Y said Brown, "that the less aman knows tfie hap pier he is. Allow me to congratulate you. Brown. said Fogg.
 General George B. Mcclellan has a great fondness for ceramics" says an exchange. Other distinguished men warmed at sight of little brown jugs.
 quiet young man from Shanghai f
 Indulged in piece of'mince pal.
 His life work is o'er,
 His form here no moer
 Will visible be to the ais aaA1E.S
 The house-fy can only see distance of thirty seven feet but that never bothers him any, He always manages to keep within thirty y-seven feet of everything. a Names seem to have lost their significance. Christian Johnson is under arrest in Detroit. Mich, on the charge of burglary, and Chris tian Angel for refusing to support his family.
 No doubt they are havi7g pretty dry wealth CT in Pennsylvania, but the report that the fsh in the Juniata river raise dust when- eyer they move about is probably an exag- geration.9 91I hshg5ia ].
 Physicians who say that it is not healthy to sleep in the daytime are rebuked by a relic ious journalist of the Keystoue stateT who says that people who attend church have re smafkablya good 'health. @ h@s A
 It is comparatively easy work to run down an agony in these days of Asintense. The very latest ana best one IS for young lady to invite her best gentleman friend to tea and serve het biscuits made with her own hands. This signifies Hove in a cottage bye and bye"; but the agony comes in about three hours after eating the biscuits z Newspaper men don't go into business pla- ces and say. .'See here, don't like the way you arrange yDnr show window, and I'm eo. ing to have it fixed" not at all. But other men are continually coming into newspaper, offices with similar complaints. Isn't 1t about time that people looked upon newspaper las business operation?
 A little barefooted girl of ten summer or so at one of our peanut stands-K Kitten draped 'Bssssbds9 Why s ny dnii6s d6ssf, dsIl,5 do you Du, mourning on your kitten; cats don't have any presidents ?''
 "Yes, said the little one, e. ssbut this is mv cats country as much as it is mine, ain't it !" ,xSpeaking ofaKises the, most remsrkshles anaif Of the kind occurred at the meeting of the Czar of Russia and the Emperor of Ger. .pa1y. These royal gentlemen kissed leach .otheE sWomen,s 1t is said, kiss each other he. cause there is nothing better for them to kias but why two tobacco chewing sovereirns should osc1latelis q amysterysl lGI