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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Index 70 New Advertisements.

Meeting Of Haupt Lodge.
Catholic Knights Of America.
Meeting Of the Irish Jasper Greens.
Meeting Of Knights OF Pythias.
N0tice-MuIr, DackwOrth & Co.
Steamer David Clark for DObOy-
Steamer City Point for Charleston
Miss McIntOsh's school.
NOtice-A. Minis & Sons.
Hebrew services at St. Andrews man.
Youths Historical Society.
TIE Red Grocery Sore
Fine grOceries-A- Hirsehman.
Loan association stock wanted.
Messenger bows wanted
Sale OF domestic nickuacks.
ADDles. etc. II. D3rsett.
Clothing 40 auction.
Slate rOOfng-JOhn D. Gould.
Fruit 81 Gardner's-
Situation wanted as clerk.
Board wanted by a lady.
Boy wanted.
Small house wanted.
Rooms for rent.
French lsngusge-PrOL FigerOux.
Fine cook wanted.
Head lauudress wanted.
TwO-stOry house for rent.
Furnlture-A. J. Miller & Co.
Proposals Wanted-P. G. Hams.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Another HIoter Arrested.

Yesterday morning a negro by the name
Of Ned Batemau, who has made himself
very conspicuous in the troubles Of the past
several days, endeavOred to create a
disturbance at the lot Of Smith & Kelly,
stevedOres. He was arrested by cOnsta-
ble,When he showed fight, and attempted to
use an ugly lOOkingr He was promptly
knocked down and secured and taken to the
office OF Magistrate Nsughtin, on Mont
gOmery street, near Bryan, followed by 3
crowd Of negro men and women, numbering
about one hundred and fifty, who made
various attempts to rescue him. Bateman
was committed to jail.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

Scarf Pins, Sleeve buttons.
In endless variety of new patterns, at La
Far's.-AdV.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Another strike and Riot.

Scarcely does the sorrowful tidings of the
late strike and riot cease to swell with sur
prise and establishment, when we are con-
fronted with the glad herald of another
strike and riot-One which has caused each
poor, distressed and fever and ague stricken
soul to rejoice. 1t is a riot caused by the
overwhelming demand for "Kieffer's Pc
ruvian Cure" the great chill and fever ex-
peller and alleviator of distress. Sold by
all druggists and country dealers. Price %
cents-AdU
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
How TheyIninre Themselves

Few people appreciate the value Of per-
feet health until they are taken sick. They
then wall and dose themselves with 'powder,
with potion, and with pill" and by an over
use Of medicine do permanent damage to
their stomachs. The commonest forms of
Summer Complaints are Dlarrhea, Dyson
terry, Cholera, Cholera Morbus, and Cramps,
all of which can be cured by Perry Davis Pain
Killer, a remedy that is almost as well
known in Europe as it is in America. Every
reputable druggist has the Pain Killer for
sale.-AdO.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
A Base Ball Match With HaverIy's
Nine.

Among the HaverlY Mastodon Minstrel
Company, who appear at our Theatre on
Friday night, 23d, are some old base ball
players, and we are informed that arrange
ments have been made for friendly game
between a nine Of the company and the
Warren Base Ball Club of this
city with picked nine. The
match will take place tomorrow, Friday
afternoon, on the common south of Ander-
son street, between Abercorn and Lincoln
streets. at half.past O'Clock.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Tht aatOruimg gfits.
,-,,,. 81 Clo.Inr the mail.

Northern nail, 200 and P. n.
CIhqrleSton, 300 and P. n
Port ROYAL Railroad : P. T.
For an points in Florida, u \.
Isrt-sobville. St. Johns River and Fernan-
dIna, 9P.M ,,so
Rruussick AM Albany Railroad, u Il.
So W r r, Y -.
f{,,4nsv-iek. Darisn and Doboy, 9P.N.
An points west Of Dupont, on savannah,
FLORIDA sni Western Railroad, P.
western mail. via Central Railroad, A. n.
ami $50 P. n.
offlIsfzsviIIe and Eat0ntOn, $50 P. n.
Savannah River, Tuesday, P. n.
on sunday, mail FOR eli points, Y O'Clock
nom.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
The Sidewalks.

There has been considerable complaint OF
the miserable condition Of certain sidewalks
IN the city. 1t is proper here to state that
some Of these sidewalks were in coed order
previous to the storm, but were damaged by
trees being uprooted- Since then it has
been difficult to obtain the Necessary
labor, ard the work Of repair has
been slow. We learn, however,
that the efficient Marshal has the necessary
blanks prepared and will serve them on the
owners Of property where the sidewalks are
out Of order. ana that there will be no effort
lacking to have the ordinance on the sub
Jet rigidly complied with.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

Yesterday morning, William Fountain,
who was arrested on Tuesday night for at
tempting to cut May Meyerson, colored
female, in a house on South Broad street,
was brought before the Mayor in the Police
Court. The evidence showed that the &C
cused, whilst under the influence of liquor,
visited the house of this female, where he
became embroile1 in trouble and endeavor-
ed to adjust matters by attempting to carve
her up. The timely appearance Of a police
man prevented this tragedy and he was
waltzed off to the barracks. He was re-
quired to furnish bond to the amount of
$1,000 for his appearance at the Superior
Court,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

Preparatory to my change in location,
from this date my entire stock will be
offered at and below New York cost. The
stock embraces the handsomest goods in
the city in my line. Special attention is d.
rected to the assortment Of Black Goods,
Silks, plain and brocaded, at special bar
gain, Hosiery, Gloves, Corsets, Ladies' and
Gents Neck Wear. This is the last week
for my Kid Gloves. Ladies, call and get a
supply. H. G. Houston, 141 Congress
street-Adv
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
ARRIVALS SEPTEMBER 21.

James Bishop, Melville, Ga; s F Goolluin
Huntington, Pa; r S Sheridon, Macon, Ga.
DR. J E Durr, South Carolina; Capt G
Devereux, Schooner B w Morse; Morris Mar
Gus, Georgia; Thomas O'Brien, Macon. Ga
F Brown, Macon, Ga. r NJ Bennett, Macon,
Ga; NJ McSweeney, Hampton Co., S. @. ;
Rev W Peoples, Evansville, 8. c.;
Buckley. Beaufort; T Lee, Halcyondale; F,
X Jones, Gilmer Co, Ga; H Baxter, Santa
Lucca; Lee, Halcyondale; Goldsmith,
Georgia. w w May, Mcintosh, Ga. "A S May,
Mcintosh. Ga: John NJ Hart and wife, War
wick. Ga; H Edmondson, Worth Co., Ga
Trask, Georgia; @ S Williams, Vaudeville;
@ johnson, Vaudeville; Il B Daniels, Jack
sonville; J S Stebbins. Midway, Ga; r Roberts.
Scriven Co, Ga; DR. NJ N Odom, Emanuel Co.,
Ca; J L Hutchison, Emanuel Co., Ca
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

New Hats, Fall Fashions,
In variety now ready at LaFar's.-Adv.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

New Scarfs, New Ties.
For fall and winter. at LaFar's.-AdV.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
HARNErT HOUSE.

This FavOrite Family Hotel, Under
its New Management, IL Recon-.
mended for the Excellence of It's
Cuisine. HOmeIike Comforts,
Prompt Attention and Moderate
Rates. Harnett & George, Pro-
prIetOFN.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Provided the great organs of the body

Provided the great organs of the body are
not irreparablY injured, there are few dis
eases that TUFTS Pills will not cure. They
concentrate the vitality Of the system. The
Tivar. the Spleen, the Heart and the Kid
news are brought into harmonious action
and health: long life and vigor Of mind and
bodv follow their use. The first dose often
astonishes the patient.-Adg.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

Furniture ana Carpets.
Great reduction In prices at Allen d
Lindsay's.-AdV.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
The Steamer Plant 10 60 TO Jackson

The repairs to the steamer II. B. Plant will
be completed by the latter part of the week,
when she will leave for Jacksonville, Florida,
and will run regularly between that place,
Palatka and Enterprise. Cap. Fitzgerald de-
serves a great deal of credit for the enter
prise he has displayed under so many ad-
verse circumstances, and we trust his win
ter season will be profitable and not be at
tended with any misfortune.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

All authorities agree that the milk Of a
health! mother is the best food for an in
FAINT. Next to this, and containing all the
elements for perfect nutrition, is Mellin's
Food, which, after a long test, is highly in
dorsed by prominent medical men. Sold by
leading druggists and grocers. Price IS
cents. I. Metcalf & Co., Boston, Mass
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
OUR JACKSONVILLE LETTER.

Florida Hall at Atlanta - Liberal
Collections The People Enthu-
stastIe = Railroads and steam
boats Help the Good work
Handsome Premiums-FlOrIda CO.
ing I'm TO WIn-DescrIptIOn of the
BuiIdIng-marine DIsasters-SOuth
Florida Railroad 40 for Lake
OkeechObee - Mr.. McCallum-The
Presidents Death - DemOnstra-
tiOns-A New Leaf Will It be
Bright or Darka-Cadet COOper's
Death.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Michigan Relief Fund.
The following is a list of additional sub
% 4ba MfobtDau raIIaF Fund.
A Runaway.

Yesterday afternoon about o'clock a
horse attached to a wagon, whilst standing
on South Broad street near Jefferson, be-
came frightened at festive purp which ran
out and attempted to bite his legs, and
dashed off wildly. One shaft of the wagon
was broken and the body was slightly dam
aged. The horse was unhurt, but the har-
ness was demolished
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Notice.

The sixth OF the series Of the entertainments
of the Youths Historical Society will be given
THIS EVENING at their hall in Masonic
Temple. A new feature will be presented.
The public is cordially invited 70 attend.
By order of SAM. S. GUCKENHEIMER,
President.
II. G. APPEL. Sec'Y pro tenn.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Snecial Notice

Steamer DAVID CLARK will leave for Dc
boy, Darien and Brunswick TOMORROW at
N. sharp, and all intermediate landings.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

Neither the Captain nor the Consignees of the
British Steamship ''Nio, scarborough, Master,
will be responsible for any debts contracted
by the crew.
A MINIS & SONS,
ConSipneeS
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Special Notice.

Services for the Hebrew Holidays will b
held at st. Andrews Hall, Rev. SHANAMAl
officiating, commencing FRIDAY, 23d.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
MeEtinas.
Haupt Lodge No. 6S.IO. OF.

The regular meeting of the Lodge will be
held THIS Thursday EVENING. the I'D inst.
at 8 O'Clock.
An Initiation will take place.
Brothers of sister lo0ges are cordially in
vited to meet with us.
By order of THE LODGE.
GEo, c. LEWIS Sec'y
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Irish Lasner Greens

Appear at your Armory, in citizens dress
with arms, for drill, THIS Thursday EVEN
ING at s o'clock.
A meeting will be held after the drill, to take
final action on the proposed trip to the York
town Centennial
Exempt and Honorary members are re-
quested to be present.
JOHN FLANNERY,
Capt. Com'd'g.
T. j. DAIRY, o. S.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

-nz.cstons for -he south Atlantic Ststes
to-day: Fair westher, easterly winds, sta
tiouary barometer and stationary or higher
temperature.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
BURNETT'S COCAINE

And keep it in strong and healthy condi-
ton, because 1t will stimulate the roots Of
she hair, and restore the natural action upon
which its growth depends.
Burnett's Flavoring Extracts are abso-
lutelv pure
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
RIEer ReporI.

Tas height OF the river 81 Augusts at l:4l
O'Clock p. n. yesterday was eight feet ten
inches, 8 fall Of one foot seven inches dur
ing the preceding twenty-four hours.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Now Is the Time

Now Is the Time
To buy Dining Room Furniture, and every
thing else in the Furniture line, at great
sacrifice. Allen & Lindsay.-Ad0.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Extracting Teeth

Steamer CITY POINT will leave for Charles
ton FRIDAY, September %, at u night
JNO. F. ROBERTSON,
Agent
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
SEPTEMBER DRAWING.

1850 Prizes. III ~
Whole tickets, 81; Half Tickets, 81; " Tickets,
$50; IS Tickets, 500.
Remit Money or Bank Draft In Letter, or
send by Express. DON'T SEND BY REGIS
TERED LETTER OR POST OFFICE ORDER.
Orders of SIS and upward, by Express. can be
sent at our expense. Address all orders to r. NJ.
BOARDMAN, Courier-Journal Building, LOUIS
vile, KY, or r. NJ. BOARDMAN, 309 Broad
way, New York. -
Cor Bull and Broughton SITS, Savannah. Ga
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

Many who long suffered from nervous de-
bility would now be in their graves had they
not used Browns Iron Bitters,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Miss Mcintosh

Without pain by using pure Nitrous Oxide Gas.
SIN. ROACH, D. D. s.,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

The best Bedroom Sets, Parlor Sets, Book
Cases, sldeboards, ETC., in the city, all at
Allen q Lindsay's.-Ady.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

It viii be seen by announcement else
where that the "Red Grocery Store" will
be closed on Saturday until 6 O'Clock in
the evening.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
N. A. COHEN.

secretary and Treasurer,
Bay street.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
To Builders.

OFFICE OF ENGINEER 9Th LIGHT HOUSE DIST,
CHARLESTON, s. c., September 81, 1881. {
Q EALED Proposals will be received at this
- Office until ~ o'clock NJ. of October 20, 1881,
from practical builders only, for Front Light
and Keepers Dwelling for Bloody Point Range,
South Carolina; also, for a Keepers Dwelling
for Venus Point Range, South Carolina
Plans, specifications, forms OF proposal, and
other information, may be obtained on appli-
cation to this office.
The right is reserved TO reject any or all
bids, and to waive any defects.
P. G. HAMS,
Msjor Corps of Engineers,
Engineer Sixth Light House District.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

The AFgosy Roller suspender.
A new assortment at LaFar's.--AdV.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Knights Of Pythias.

All members interested In the for <JN
nation of UNIFORM DIVISION are GSSSA
requested to meet at the Castle Hall 81 . a
at o'clock THIS EVENING to COM ~ sJ
plete organization Estimates will n.y.
be submitted and information given in ~SD
regard to this Rank.
By order r. r. RICHARDS,
Chairman.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Notice.

Neither the Captain nor Agents of the
British steamship ''Alverton" will be response
BILE for any debts contracted by the crew.
MUIR, DUCKWORTH & CO.,
Apents
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

We are selling out our stock at greatly
reduced prices, to make room for fall stock
Allen IL Lindsay.-AdV.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

A RTIST's Manual of Oil and Water Color
n Painting, Crayon Drawing, etc, soc. Guide
to Authorship. SOC. OF booksellers or by mail.
JESSE HANEY q CO.. li9 Nassau street, New
York.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

Devlin a. Co.'s. Clothing TO order.
Fall samples ready at LaFar's.-AdO.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

Chtldren,s Fancy Caps.
A full line Of Samples at LAFar's.-Adv
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Notice.

VIII reopen her School for Primary Pupils
OCTOBER SD, 1881, at 81 South Broad street.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Important TO Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup is the
only thing that mothers can rely upon for
their children. 1t corrects aciditY of the
stomach, cures wind collie, regulates the
bowels, and gives rest, health and comfort
to mother and child. During the process
Of teething its value is incslculable. It soft
ems the gums, reduces Inflammation, and
allays all pain, thereby giving rest to the
child and comfort to the mother. Twenty
five cents q bottle.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

shirts made 10 order.
A tit guaranteed, by LaFar.-AdV.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Snecial Notice.

Special Notice.
Notice is hereby given that the British bri-
gantine Alaska" Halcrow, Master, from
Liverpool, has arrived in port with a cargo of
STEEL RAILS to order. The Consignee is
hereby notified to appear, enter the cargo in
the Custom House, and take charge of his
goods, otherwise the same will be sent to the
Bonded Warehouse as unclaimed.
CHARLES GREEN'S SON,
Consignee.
SAVANNAH, September 10Th. 1881.
Savannah Bank and Trust Company.
SAVANNAH, GA, Sept. 8, 1881.
This Bank is now prepared to lease Deposit
Boxes in their FIRE and BURGLAR PROOF
VAULT, just completed, to parties wishing a
safe deposit for BONDS, VALUABLE Pa
PERS, etc.
Parties having TIN BOXES. TRUNKS, ETC.,
lodged in our vault will oblige us by removing
them at their earliest convenience.
NJ HATCH, Cashier.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Spef.al gut,fes.
Notice.

All bills against the British steamship ''Shad-
wan" Willis, Master, must be presented at
our Office by or before ~ o'clock FRIDAY, Esd
inst, or payment will be debarred
A. MINIS & SONS,
Consignees
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

Collars and Cuffs, New.
In all sizes, at LaFar's.-Adv.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
IrnnIOhserrafiona.

Comparative statement Of temperature ST
Savannah, taken from the Signal Service
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

New Fall Styles In SILK Hats
Now open at LaFar's.-Adv.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
HeW Advertisements.

OFFICE OF THE LIGHT House ENG'R, 9TH DIST,
CHARLESTON, S. c., September q, 1881. (
CEALED Proposals will be received at this
1881, for furnishing the materials and labor, of
all kinds necessary. for the completion and de-
livery of the Metal Work of the Savannah
River Lights. Georgia, in accordance with
plans and specifications, which, together with
other information may be obtained on appIi-
cation to this office.
The right is reserved to reject any or all bids,
and to waive any defects.
PETER @. HAMS,
Major Engineers, Light House Engineer.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
APPLES.
EuttRrtfs.
seth
In the City of Louisville. Oh

In the CITY OF LOUISVILLE. Oh
FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER Both. 1881.
These drawings occur monthly Sundays
excepted under provisions of an Act Of the
General Assembly of Kentucky
The United States Circuit Court on March 81
rendered the following decisions:
1sT-THAT THE COMMONWEALTH DIS
TRIBUTION COMPANY is LEGAL.
2D-TTS DRAWINGS ARE FAIR
N. B.-This company has now on hand
large reserve fund. Read carefully the Hss of
nrizea for the
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
Catholic Knights of America.

Regular meeting of Branch No. 80, c. K. of
A., will be held THIS Thursday EVENING at
s O'Clock.
Assessment No. "a called in.
By order of THE PRESIDENT
WIN. CANTWELL. Rec Sec'y
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22

57GSzI SERVICE OBSERVATIONS At I0.4i ?. \.
lsAvANNAH NsAN TINEl. sEPTEArBER 81. Issl.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
MARSHALL HOUSE.

1t is excellent In all its appoint
ments, and IL located In n pleasant
part of the city. on a thrOughfare
that always presents a scene OF ami
nation and IiVeIiness.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-22
BOnaVenture.

The Evergreen Cemetery Company" have
for sale number Of burial lots In Bonaven-
ture, which they offer at reasonable prices
For further Information apply to
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-03-04
WI ST.. ea.

One of the travellers Of New fresh
dry goods house recently arrived in n
town in the interier of the state, to
find that one of his best customers was
about TO tran sfer his custom 10 Bos-
ton house.
'tDidn't we always do well by
you ." asked the New Yorker, as he
sat dawn for al explanation.
ssYes, believe So
"Didn't We ship goods promptly" ."
esYes."
"And did we ever press you in a
pinch -
"No.n
.Did you ever get lower prices of
the Boston house -
"No, / can't say did." :"
Then | can't understand why you
should leave our house allof sudden
after buying al Us fnr severi years. "
81 know that some explanation Is
due, and Will make one, replied
/ the merchant. "Iau know tiai
attend church 81
YES, and So do l. !"
saDo you did8't know thnt. J
am looked upon as Christian"
$50 am I. I've got he date az my
baptism right here in my b0ok. F"
ais That 81. Wei, our church j.
in need Of repairs. We were talking
il over the ether day whom the Bo>-
ton drummer was in here, ANA hr AZ
once subscribed ;en dollars.
Ten dollars Whv, that's only
two kegs 81 nails Put ric down
thirty dollars cash, bew six hat fuT
every season, and a full slit Of clothes
for the minister"
ssDe you really mean it ,"
"Of course I do, and If that two
cent Christian from Boston dares tG
sign another five I'll send you 5000
organ, and pay man 500 per year
TO play IL. We are house which
never makes any great dispIy 0f COS
pei hymns and religious tracts, but
when a Boston drummer bluff. VI
show our religious hand and take in
the pot every time"
The merchant will still cOntinuc Il
deal with the New York house.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-03-04
CNew York Iierala.)
ms ysoyTu s6vED uEu.


"John Hall, you were very drunk
last night, said his Honor, as send
of.
al think not, sir"
"Well, you have right to differ.
officer, was this man drunk -
ole was, SIR
"How drunk9n
"Wen. he fell down four times in
crossing the road and the last time e
fell he settled down for n nap"
"Thats our case, Mr.. Hall. Have
you any defense2"
81 have, sir. | hpd not tasted any
liquor Of any sort all day long. lust
before | met the officer got chokej,
and that was what allied mo when
he picked me up
"Choked What with ~
"with an apple"
"Have you got it,"
eyes, sir When the officer shook
me he shook the apple out of my gull
let, and | put it in my pocket to bring
and show you.
lie thereupon pulled from his
pocket a frozen grecning larger than
cotTee,eup and laid it on the desk.
"Do you mean TO tell me that YOU
had that apple in your mouth ~
"Yes, sir. | was going to take Il
bite when it slipped down into my
gullet, and if the officer hadn't given
me shake might have sufl'ocated. !"
'You can't get the apple into your
mouth No such story will 80 down
here. y
"See here, Judge and he opened
a mouth big enough to take in quart
bowl, tossed in the apple, ratified il
around and dropped 1t into his hands
again with n smile Of triumph.
"You may 60 said his Honor,
after long silence. "With such a
mouth as that you will eat more than
you can earn in prison."
"Talie your frozen apple aud g
Your way"
"Thank you. Id like 10 bring
my brother in some day and let yot
see hismouth. He can hold u pint o
hic kory nuts and sing a sang at th'
same time.n