The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-01-06
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dyng ny spshss Sad be dAdni cars ~ lons
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IA Ohso snsa has ;xAen Ne saall .poi
tran F~a pas wbn oaos Tins diss~s.
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through n
"A MicLssan Congressman toid TREAD
Tia, he ~m Sled with snsNsDeni. sad
he TREAD sesi down 10 ihs hsx AID call
81 iof aan@mert
TO thu query a Dssbary tsnsiss 10
M spplinans So . sew ss4 - 10 vhsi art
NJ iesah Ale wsD.aJ. she said ''sorns.
iLiEs il4Ai Won flos ais.
NO shsnt nsurn TO Canada !
vosi live Ia . oouniry where oae osai
Keep warm wi,hous wearing mustard
plaster 10 shsre prinoaSs Loglsr
"A Miehlgsa ionrnai ss.s. la ihis
HiAse etiquette psriaisa tsldc 10 lie msr-
Fsei slibop, gloves. l~csgse that's the say
she handles the gtoon sisor marriage"
A Dedhsm minister ksked one Of bis
practitioners II abe .as - nosber In Ia.
fael. 10 .Lieb she responded; "oh. land
.les. no, have never bcsn married."
The youIg physician returns from his
ssossion 70 lnd h.s patients lively ~ eriek-
eta Hr inssldly so~s that be will stay
al home asd attend 70 business hereafter.
My daFlingI' lac intensely whispers,
ysialy attempting 10 sei@ her hand: DO
,ou'tno~ thu. I love yen madlyr "ob.
yes'" she says. ''almos, any fool could tell
THAR
Gu, IN the door.yard one day Carrie
sas a log covered with kind Of ourled
ioadsiools, and sideiing up to her mother
sho whispered. Can that log Lsari II is
all covered over with ears
Way. Frankly" exclaimed mother
., friend. table. II never know you 10
ASK for secondtieoe Of pie NJ homo. II
know twas no use. replied Frankly. quiet
ly. ~ be proceeded with his pie eating.
"A little fellow lately asked bis parents
10 take him 10 church with them. They
said be mus, val, until he WAS older.
well, was the shrewd Suggestion in re.
Spouse. you'd better take me now, for
when gel bigger may not want TO 60
--'Bill, you young scamp, II you bad
your due. you would get good whip.
ping Il know 1t, daddy; bills arc not al
ways paid when they are due The
agofized father trembled lest bis hopeful
son should he suddenly snstched from
him.
II takes five gallons Of wbiskoy to cure
an elephants cold. and since tho fact came
ont seven New York men have been sent TO |
insane asylnmr. as nothing can convince
them tbs, they are not elephants suffering
with colds.
"A woman accidentally went to church
with two bonnets on her head stuck
inside the other-and the other women in
the congregation almost died Of envy.
fhoy thought il was 8 new kind Of bonnet
aud too sweet for anything.
Tears contain "a little phosphate Of
lime, some chloride Of sodium, and water"
l'ut this IL not all they contain. Pretty
pilen. when dropping from the eyes Of .
v oman. they contain an argument that in
luces a man TO hand over the price Of a
new winter bonnet
There WAS fight imminent between
wo boys on Elm street Monday evening.
)ne OF them darkly limited that he WAS
bigger than the other. The smaller, who
8 tho son OF deacon, defantly. retorted
a don't care II you're rs big as church
lebi you cant scare me. !"
--Tha, WAS witty man who, being de-
aimed by snow blockade, penned dis
latch which ran thus; my dear. sir.
ave every motive for visiting you but
so was the other who In
imilAr circumstances, autographed TO his
rm in New York; II shall not DO 10 the
flee to-day. ~ have not got home yes
srday yet"
--''0cnilcmcn Of the jury" said West
rn lawyer. Il don't moan 10 insinuate
hat this man il covetous person. bat /
i'll bet five TO one that II you should bait
steel trap with new shilling. and place
within sir inches Of his mouth. you
ould catch his soul"
"A Jolly looking German WAS quietly
alking down tho street when he was sp-
roachei by . man. who said: Hello,
,sl What arc you doing herey" The
i man looked up and said. But am
1t here al ALL" Not herel" said the man.
What do you mean by that," well.
Nv. you s~e my name is not Joe. and so
Nv could Ire herei You mnst mean
mo other mani
We have received story entitled "A
ARK D.ei,- which Is respectfully doclin.
!. The first chap.sr opens with, III is
idnight" This Is all right. II Is often
idnight at least seven times vcck =
It the author forgot to add. 'and silence r
'ocdci over the city" This is . fatal !
msighi. Silence always brcods over >
iy when I. Is midnight in work. Of fc- 4
% but nowhere else. We can't print . n
Org Ia which silence doesn't brood II
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