The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1881-05-13
TfI-wEsT: DEER LODGE, MONTANA FRIDAY NAY IS, 1881
Local Brevitles.
Amy color, 30 It's read.

This is the "sere and yellow leaf" style.
1t may look like 1t, but it isn't " taffy ;
we're giving you"
Wen come once week If 1t has to be on
white satin or gunny sack.
Are we going to leave 1t to the Northern
Pacific Company to burn all the powder on
the 4th Of July?
Four lots of printing paper In transis-two
by express and two by freight-and yet not
enough In town to furnish "copy" on.
High water does not generally trouble
newspa per men AZ much a. high whisky, but
the lesser evil has become the greater thi.
spring.
Mr.. c. X. Larabie was at Ogden last Friday
with the bleoded horses mentioned last week
en- route to Deer Lodge and will reach here in
few days.
Rev. II. c. Hutchihgs, Rector of the Epis.
copal Church, will hold services in Philips
burg next Sunday, May 10Th, and In Black
foot on Sunday, May 18th.
How does II come that ordinarily well
informed newspapers use the word "roadom-
eters" for "odometers Wenotice even the
Husbaadn,aa uses the former word.
This issue IL on the latest shade of old
gold" just to exemplify the fashionable color
about to be introduced for wedding dresses.
nankeen trousers and-straw stacks.
C. C. Housed, Esq, has our thanks for set
of beautiful Autograph albums containing
views In Nebraska and Colorado and splen-
did panoramic view Of New York City.
A Bozeman lady recently entered one OF
the meat markets and and inquired If she
could examine some of their liver pads
Courier.
Probably she wanted her "liver-worst."
The Salt Lake Tribune says: Strawberries
are becoming so plentiful that festivals should
be In order" So they are here; so they are
here! But, alas, like Jones dog, they're all
canned
There is food which taken at the tide
leads on to Omaha where our spring ship
ment of paper got side tracked and since
which expressage has cost a SIN ALI fortune
Shakespeare, frestet adapta ton.
Messrs Harding, Martin & Co., who have
handled Montana woods so largely and salts
factorily the past two years, present their
card again In this issue and solicit cores
pondence of wool growers.
We are informed by Rev. Mr.. Lewis that
the Rev II. Mr.. Duff OF Oxford, New York,
has accepted the rectorship of st. Peters
Episcopal hurch, Helena. Mr.. Duff expects
to AXE charge of his work about the first of
June Courier
Do not trade with or In anywise patronize
the man who does not yertise.-Hasbd,td-
man.
Useless advice. The purchasing public
never find out there is such man AZ the one
"who does not advertise" 1t Is general be-
lief that he died several generations ago and
left no issue.
At the recent term OF court in Fort Benton,
Henry J. Hanna was sentenced to five years
In the Penitentiary for incest with his own
child, eleven years of age, and VIM. X. Cary
ten years for burglary. The first case as
chronicled in the Record evidences degree
of indecency for which five years imprison-
ment is no adequate penalty.
The Minnie Palmer Combination Compa-
ny liz playing in Colorado and il winning
golden opinions. The Consolidated Minnie
Palmer Company at Bear will be spreading
its golden pinions one of these days to q
Montana audience. The Colorado papers say
that Minnie IL ~ pretty as peach, but up
here handsome Is that handsome does"
Montanians contemplating sending young
ladies abroad to be educated will fluid most
desirable place advertised to-day. The Row
land Hall Seminary win be under the imme-
date supervision Of Bishop Tuttle and par
ents can depend upon the best Of home care
for their daughters with instruction In all de-
partments by superior teachers. Salt Lake
La h pleasant city, convenient of access, and
we do not know Of any one to whom Montana
people would more cheerfully entrust the
care of their daughters than Bishop futile.
The Mddisonian says Jailer Lyle fed the
demented man, who refused food, with sau-
sage suffer. This is gross perversion of
the facts. Lytle merely drew himself up to
Goliah stature and remarked to the starving
man that If he didn't partake of beef tea and
biscuit on presentation he would insert a
stomach pump In his mouth with reverse &C
ton and attach the other end of 1t to a board
ing house. 1t should be further understood
and rendered that sausage suffers are no
longer In use. The bologna is now made in
lengths of the proper size and coat of
Liquid skin" applied with a whitewash
brush.
The River Press fashion editor runs into o
parody on the Bridge of Signs IN describing
the shoes Of Deer Lodge bellies. Well, there's
nothing poetic about Fort Benton foot.
The local of the Press had dream not long
since that he died, and being near the Gate
of Paradise where he saw st. Peter standing
aud politely bowling in many couples Of Deer
Lodge ladies, he approached and asked adj
mittance. The old gentleman laid his hand
kindly on his shoulder and said: my son,
"you had better make camp on the outside If
"you want to see any of your Fort Benton
friends again. saw string of ladies' moe
"casins hanging in front of Fort Benton
"store this morning and you couldn't mash a
"pair of them through this gate with pile
"driver" And then the Press man woke up
and wrote that editorial entitled, "We'll Go
to the Show or Bust the Circus" indorsing
NJ other Symptoms prophecy and advocating
the humiliation of the planetary system.