The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1881-10-21
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WAS Fyo's first dress mnde q bcnr-
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4 NArpRAltY look 2 Qliar il L L q
Dnul gang u y r. nm NRt
Is -oNr hats thc cabbage leaf must
feel perfectly " home QVaog MODERN
lGq
lNQrup rhe most horrible suicide
on records Is that OF the man who took
drink " Chicago water BoSton Pas'
Ny .ihcr was Irish
My mother was Irish.
Md sam Irish stew
luplc9, garnlala
lr VAS probably an Irish missionary
who, when about to be masticated hy
the cmuibals, originated ihat beautiful
song
WINS You lose needle on the floor
the quickest way to tud il h 10 take oi
youl Shoes and walk about But some
how people dont do that way.
GrsEetUArmN, says an eminent
actor, "is fast becoming 4 lost alt = He
probably never saw Talmage fencing
With No imaginary lobster Hcrald
r. 4
AS ALhANy paper tells Of woman III
this ritY WHO woke hef husband during
storm and said ~ do wish You would
stop snoring, l1r ! want TO hear il thun-
drrl'
"Co>forNp Il You've Slot the dog :
! thought you told me you could hold n
gun Hat "shmc, and 10 can, your
honor lt's tie shot sor, J couldn't
hould r
A BAp.rrMPEREu lrAN: He had lost his
kniic and they asked him the usunl
question: do you know where You lost
it2' Yes, yes, he replied, "of course ]
Do. I'm merely hunting III these other
places ior it TO kill time.
Nor every nun can tell from exper-
ience how il feels to BE struck by light
ming, but he can get some idea Of it by
gong suddenly around corner and
meeting bis mothcr-in-law while he il
walking with o pretty girl. Boston
PDst
A kEoKUK man succeeded iii hugginl
his sweetheart TO death. But he has nC
trouble in finding others The girl
seem rather anxious 10 taket their chances
on his huggiue them to death. They
don't heiiyc he eau do it; would lust like
to see him try II.
AS lRlsH laly was 50 much ON he
guard against betrnying her national &C
cent that She Is reported 70 have spoken
Of the "crcatptc Of Nesuyius," fearing
that the cf0tCt would bctray her again
iHaaY JoHind. She finds her paral
lei in the Yankee who speaks Of the 1ji
TINS Of portico
WHEs 4 corpalent citizen endeavors t
Jump of the dummy Of one Of our cabl
roads while on the down grade and fall
On the track IN the front Of the wheel
nothing gives him so much genuine sat
isfation as, lust when he is about to b
crushed 10 pulp, 70 wake up and fin,
himself on the floor beside his own bed
-S'da FrdRcisco Post.
How Fostering little things will hap
pen. a stranger in Middlesex Count
village was looking for a man name
Oudcck, and when he went up to q fel
low and asked care you Ondeck?' th
fellow answered. ~ reckon nm, an
the stranger tried 10 talk business to hir
and they got all mixed up III 4 misundei
standing aud had to be parted by th
bysiaudcrs before they got through. An
it was all on account of that confounde,
J name. - BostOt past
ENGLlsn social life presents man
points of interests in its slang We hay
| All probably read the anecdote Of
young American lady in England mot
.fair Barbarian, either WHO, while play
ing crockett, exclaimed ut surprisingl
fortunate shot Of IN opposing player
"Oh what hoi1id scratch where
upon young English lady remarked
"You shouldn't use such language, IL
slang 2 Well, what should say?
asked Miss America "Oh what
beastly huke ~ Mem OrieanS Times.