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CHICAGO, Sept. e,-W3tl tho Indies pardon
strauKsr for calling unIavltet? II SO. will
brfuiIy state tho obJuct ot my visit md bow my
sclt out. Ilnvo you ever attended ono Of thoso
old fnshlopet! state or County Fairs Whgtc all
tho lndles, from Rcandna down to tho little
8-ycur-old pet Of the house brought IN and ex-
hihitetl their handiwosk, from tho most cxQuisIt
embroidery aud ornamental work down to tho
wurfYl and comfortable hDncst WpODn blocking?
OF course you have; and now Will you please
!Isten long enough for ule to tel you that right
here I'll Chicago. out Mt tho West SIDE Driving
Tnrk. wo arc gpiux to have QUO Of those grand
uld fashtoued fairs thls year, and every year for
at ieAsE seycu years to come. VIC have
organized q fair hs$cetatton, hnra torn down and
rctnUdeed tho old buildings, have spent th1t-
sands Of dollars In erecting r9s ones, AtnonK
premiums FOR almost eyorything you can thtnk
pf, from a huge draft hotso to q hAntam
chicken, from. u farnl-W.tRon to 4 bit OF luce
nnd from n hushcl VI wheAt to u cup pf jolly,
until tho amount aggregates $50Uo. We haro
provided IN tl1equaled round Ut anuseme9ts
80 "a to mako It week uf coattnuns fcstisty
am! enjoyment. aud now simply wRnt to say.
will not tho lndics Of Chicago and TIC Northwest
department Of our Exhibition .llatl th4t
fs devoted to Wo1nesi's *orkf Az
who wish to learn more about II
Iii Mo1lroo strcut. ind he Will send oopsos OF tho
premium list, Whlch Will rive full particulars.
Dur Gair c0mmencea Sept. !: and lasts Just ono
week. 1t yolt hate no conveyance or your own,
tho Madison AttDet oars Will takn ynn Fight to
our ghtcs. The people arc coming from the
country by thoHsanda, md We want 70 , tnnko
A''' 'N'' President Of thu Fair Association.
, 1881-09-03
WESTERN PATENTS.

@Ass OF Patents ISSUED to Inventors Of
tho NorShxyeat.
8psetdi pt&pdleh TO Ihs Chicago 1FjtyaA
WASHINGTON, ID. C., Sept. IA. II. Evans
q Co. report the following list Of patents
issued this week:
ILLINOIS.
Gasb hrtnton. Chisagp door hanger,
Wifa@ :. Cnouowoth, Dceatur. thiii-uo1p,lnQ.
f. !: Ct9fk, u: Joseph, car-coupllng.
!. KKFPnstaias, na =, Chicago. harves.er-rako.
gM; liaas, q. iicIs1er, thioaRo. thtll-lug.
Il ai moa.!I a. iiaIaa; p Henry. waKon, % .x ssako.
Is4sp i iosk wood, fiook ford, soar.sprins. t
,ss,4In'd w."% I. h'anierro. II. D. Porter Chicago
.,.s',,, Josn Moore. II. ]. Smith, Chicago, making
~. Morgan, Chicago, automatic sash pivot.
=; = y; y; na.9n, s!1ltnc. harrow.
4 4 y. y. 3Neiil, Ghicnso, soldering machine.
X + 4 4toaa 4ntomnotls. Ch!eago. comblnat1on took
~. TaKgert, .Escepess. .loor-spr,ps.
- III 4uraeri WatdckR, dress protector.
WfnCDHaiN.
~ hermann, Milwaukee,, uaach.uo for mold.
~ kKafpm;sref, fn,';,,.e Racine, baroers steo!,
,,,..I l.. Sherman, milwaukee,, moasurislg. neat In
A, J. Emiaw. or,nd st,va., st.. .o,..,,r
d. Hatrs uren,i .tMN,en' .,an,a' ssshsn saWsan..
1.Ilovcil. JsnHaa1. !elt,sr
no: Mlloa Fontou, Too woipbt.
hof.rs.' ~ Soses' lay City, sprlng-knco boot for
scacs panviIfc 1aEsow anq 1e
pcp~... MINNESOTA
F.N Frnet, Anoka, corn .binutnr.
as%n,sts waters, bllnucapolls, air. butlcr for
''''' ,o,..
, 1881-09-03
The TresislcsltsK Isltyafclans.
71s tds Ssttfor ~ 76A fth hf<rnn 1%rihAtuh

-. -, ~ -...
DAsEkrohr, H.. sepf. i.-rhero has been
ont tbe c5uu,r,- la ec,sure OF tho t,ysic1uus nt-
sar,II,,. ~ ,hn ha,1at,o ~ n,r 1s-na,nr, Whf,'
.cu1'''4 ~ .eo ps@'us - oat . t'sola.' ue
It tnQy ha tnAt those hASlnB the case 10 chasKo
have ftorle things they should not have done, OF
tnny have kpf, uu,,one things which Tiny shpuIl
h..,, ,oa s,,, ,.,ar, ia ,r nv ,,,,f. n ..so-, r.
unso uoao' ~. ..o.o ~ u.". sas.n W
suppose TINT tho treatment OF tho Prestdcnt bus
been the hest that he could hRve had ln tho
cntft,try: fbut tho pf1ystcaus fonp and ltN eycrr
D,r,,u,, .ho ahI,at ami hayt, douo
a1"s WV a..oa.t o.t1 ~ sNS.'.s'l' -
the'F bt~t 10 lurtaer tae FecuFefy ut. 1ualr Gus
ttuguishe1 patient. Or course, after making
sho,,a t-,vn M, r,aanu. xor to,ntug, n,,rt, an
taaaaa Atte '' tp"o0'@' A"N o'Nh o.." -"
op'hioa:
In tho first plncq. the selection Of phyacinnf
has hpe,, under control nf tnetnbers OF tho Cnb-
,,.t "a, ,,o.,hIv ,ho not,,r,+ hfn.uff or Mrs
Iust W. pusest's ~ easo.e Ia"oe.' ~. .,
HaIne!u "p.!sa 1nSe na sotu1antn. .t. ~ @ ~ tsnu
donhteu tne eo!ty Ut h9y oan VI tno' ,9 ,.a A,ta
1uttneE. nlss AkHlHW l aan uatnnhun a nHsu @ tfeSI III
consultoa VIII Miiss Aiu ~ 1tno1sM Maat tna. LEE
your teaaoft. HoNlu tngy Aaso noGs " uMn t1ty
Gonh,aefen taoM !ackEi,k II au1.!yt t.., ttntuts'
IHsnt nctu1uHG ~ tns !MGE+1vuS - ~ tssuLu1as
OF ING patscht. Mnu ~ Mttcs ant - nss; nEaen ,
and t!anon tno pmyh@ans @ YETI ~ ~ ". oes.' HI.
go9A sense nt ~! tntsc M ~ ky ann 1apcaca tha
ability Of lt!1As Or any q the nthoFa:
Therc arc lew wno a9upt taae tad httsuulnk
phyalr1lna hafb nn3c lne DeAt tncy Ahe" 0os. .
though thorc nave ueen Sotno WY
nave expressed uotAo Hs. ~ .nat*
A enonKh that tne repatat,ea OF eacn ppggosan
, 1881-09-03
The Destruction Of Birds.

I'd The Editor N Inc ea'e@9o 'tt"e"t'
CnlcAu0, Sept. livery few paoplo hnvo any
tdcn Of tho really fn1pej,ap number Of bsrla
.sta, ~ t',st T., Tim ,.rc., tRtna nverv yenr
wn,cn ate 's ,sa III ~ NV kso@ m ha" 'oas ~,
Thoy nro driven on ahHrs hy neasy w'aas, or.
crosss1G FROM 6hora to shore, Hfo tired OUT aud
faIl intn tbo wn,er,
49,. i,.t ,xhop ,hav rou,c IN fror,
very Elaus nso to'. "nsa suss eou.u w. .'HM
tho South III spring, anu tnese aso 1uoro OF 'ess
losses nil summer, though tho fall Ia the titno III
whIch thc vreatest tfestr,,ctiou occurs, Tbou
wnMa ~ III IN sa,,.tIe. nr t,,es H..
tho oletls are Satho1ea III 'A@"oa ~. w noeAs, ~
ing notnadto lIfoaslthtoush ths timoof u,olt,
ln9 wandering eyAEYwhero Ia search 0f food.
rhntr row o,uu,nvo * not nlwaya perfpct, and
= ano't ~" pHS ~ ns.r"'. ~ ~. ~ III foa1,Ia M,
their nignt IN snoteiusc ap1 ~ W toou'e. Haa
September GaIcs drive theth wher6 they will "
Ia not the small blrx alo.,u that fall Victims but
thn In,rs..,, and stronucat an wcI as the small
tau ~ ae;e noe. a1e '"'
anu aeieate. ..,,. ..ox,, ,,.,-
Two ycArs ago thoto waa a heAvy stoFnl' taal-
lnr soiuo twgt1ty- four hois4 It occurred during
10 t,+sr waak i, Rrptu,ul,ar. and the CASTOR.
eae "'es ss,ht'..,' .as s,rx,u.,, viii. tloo
haufo ot tftako Ss'oafs@a VAS e''""A "ttu Ns"1 ~
ltrtls. tO0k sotise pana 10 count tQoso oh
certntr .1,lutur Ut yar,iB. Aud eattmRted that II
10 "nat"rn shnrf wux aiIks through All Its
,aa uaass" ,,,,lnn ~ ,ir,,s warn iytnr
lnnkta oseF pei. ntHo.4 " t"@ @ s'as
dead ~ that so ot go lske a!ot,s. IL & - po1a ~
, 1881-09-03

Tic .VnIer.tina II Stijnn.' Ii represents
Francis T., :anl pronolnced BY connoissoMrs
to he equal IL ntscrnrtl Dow"
fn Iis Giaburate report on tic Salon Of last
ysas ~: y,etoI Gn,,,,r.tr |,,, snsS: M "}s ',a.
talhetl amounted 10 not less than 1,:sAl, aud
III lint truly cDloSsal collection, the largest
tliat has ever sN.en seeii nj the expOsltiDnS,
perhaps one wolll.. l,aya been unable 10 find,
c1sel. sGore nnd q half Of pniittngs which
were WORTHY. nj being sttitlfGd I1ear nt hand.
AMI aiming th>sthirty tisnnt entsre'y cer'ataa
that there, we're iitE which were really
iaoe ii fusterity. i!t," adds Tic, ''sincu
Wien itayc men learned to llUpn tn SEQ
ct,efs-slMuyrc srront nclhMlIcally every
sl,rinx ifke strawberries br grreil IensY''
Afr. TItonlus tsall i,as recently Completed n
stowett .Ipol! TIC work.: II Is best described
III tlle worls from ~. Matthew's Mospp).
XVIII. 4, Hf!icfl are cut Ill the basr: WalosG-
Gycr. tl,erefo1e, shall humble l!nself as THIS
1nln Of itenvrli." 1'l!c work consists Of twt'
figures, tntli l[fc-stzt. The Snviur n sta,,A.
10 the lett. Tllo foltls Of the, o,lter gar-
lit sru. lie t1 tforsara lid ia'td oi 81 i Will,
aru tHnt naturally ucross The body. This
right. arm Is lovingly bent nrnl,nd tho
ssilon1tter oi n nohle-racHl buy, the sayior,,s
iipEers resting on tlie c'tIlas arlit. The child;
piI!ar, ~. which is carvett II sweet fuce vi II
rlIiiA wlit,sG feet rcst brtwech the ears Of n
tlcvll's head. The winnie composition Is sx-
tsc,nr!y beautiful. The facs 1t ,ho Savior,
which Is tle typical n,e, Is wonderfully NIB
bic and ttvnIiy streIlc, ns though 1t were
animated BY that "ln.aec that fNsstth all lllt-
.lerstatMliig" TIM cl,llA's face Is fnlJ of re-
lfni,cc nn tho f!nrtt t1,at guards him. THE
tlrnDlng and tnndcfnx IRE magnificent. 'rtis
Ii sai.l to b. str. Balls masterpiece botll Il.
conception ntlu execution.
, 1881-09-03
What Kind Of Police Are There In That
TFcrtNct.

n fe EdlfoF u Jhe Ehatago tribune.
CHicAt.,, Sept. ..-rIcslrc through ye,,lr paper
to catt tho attention or tho authorities TO mn
nbllsc which hns grown to 10 tntolerahlc. On
blackwell street. between Nineteenth and
Twrntleth streets, ts all extensive p'antpg-mill.
Tho propriutors scetn to be under the ituprcs'
slou that ttoy own tho entttc street. which thoy
olstruct with largo piles Of humber on both
sIdes 40 that 1t Is difficult, II moi dangcros to
attempt pAssage. At night wngous hrayily
ionletl With lumber nro allowed to stanj III tho
roadway, md ths sidewalks fs also rendered lHl~
son driving through IL snst ouly with jeerlnx
talIkhs from tho teAtpsteFH; whether acting
u,,'9er the Instructions Of thoir employers nr
mt, could not say. Several wAU1uA hnvo been
Injured In au attempt to run the gauntlet. hut
no effort IL u,Adp to auato tho uusatce. Soine
measures should bo tnken tu convince tho pr3-
priutora TINT otnor pcDp,e hnve sonno rights
which thoy arc bound TO respect.
An tETERESTEu PARTY.
, 1881-09-03
VOICE OF THE PEOPLE.
= 9sClttcalt.

~ me Edifor " TIE GAleaao Tribune.
CHICAGO. Sept. 1.-Wfil Son pteasu tn give In
your valuable paper tho corrcrt pronu nc1nuon
Ut tho namc t5n1tra1,. the h!1-be assREln Of
tliIr Ytlo President. II Wniti seen, that tbs d.
IN n.lfnber than ar0 tho Colors NJ the rainbow.
u. ". II.
las II speIt 1tAtO.1
, 1881-09-03

AIT NOTES.
Messrs. l.. Pratles L. Co. announce third
competition in Christmas cards. Evidently
they tiud 1t phys.
F.S. Churcll's latest etching has for SUBJ
jcct mermaid lying OIL beacl, aud lunning
on the back Of n sea-llon
Tlo portrait Of ex-tiov. l1elaul Stanford.
OF California, which WINS recently painted by
Aleissouier, cost $1,000 francs, nlla measures
abuIt ten by Thirteen inches.
AIllet's celebrated picture "Tl.c Sower,"
wl,tcl. was bought last year by tAttier t. Co.,
will be exhibited IN Nav York III the fall, It
Is now Dutng etched by Matthew Alarls. tho
uDlaanlls} painter
Nine. dc t,disusat mentions that q very
rich EneEishlnNn in Paris, named Crawford,
oxe }in lso5} Tue tisst eo,!estloi, Of por1
won.an. II extended from the tlMse Ut llenry
II. To the Empire. :.
The prizes to be awarded ut the full exllbt
tlon of tho Pennsylvania Academy Ut Fine
Arts are $40 for tho best innhseapc. With nr
and M.S s$S tor the best tiEare1puee eontainins
not less than twp figures.
Tile pnbllstaers Of II 4 rt have projected q
"HIb!lothegAe lutertlattou ate de L. Art,h or
series Ut art bucks III thu i1.nons artists
a anous so'sstons nf Ef" wtie a
lee.ura. Tie ilsst of the series ix devoted to
Alfred Stevens, tho celebrated Belgium
painter. at1a y near'Y read}: % rhe scS"nI .,,f.t
Yisa NoSba WI liz 'aSs t, 1Hr t. iS3sSs ns % ss
Xrts Ell Framce''; the fourth. q 90 Muscpa
i'AIleInat,go"; tfiu NTH, |" I.ss lrccurse,lrs
tic 10 lttNaissallco"; u1ltt the sixth, "Clu,ul2
LoEroIne,H tina author OF which! llas had the
bgueqt OF a mass OF new materlalS.
A .natble statue Is shortly to be erected at
| htissulonght IN memory III DyruM. n. De-
| metric SelMftalo, Professor fI tlio UnlyerSity
Of AtlleNa. has Just composed Nil inscription
! fAr the basn 1t tho t10llulnent. II y III
I Greek hoxaMeler verse. a1lA runH thus:
Pause, trnyeler, aud look OH Nyron. tie
| glory Of England. and the honor Of tlB
daughters Of Nnenlosyne, WHO loved hlnl 50
! yell. III memory ot A!s n9bte RGts. I4e
! marble to him. liz It wns who, when tsreecp
| aih, and encnnrNEeh her heroes"
Tho salon ot 1904 Is thus mentioned IN q
letter OF Niue, 1e llemusat TO her husband !:
II went tAts morning to the Salon, where |
saw son,e tine paintings. The best is unloubt-
| etify tI}D picture by Ur0s OF the Emperor i
visit 10 tho sufferers from THO piagualh EgyN.
Drawing, composition. At!d cotor-.alt are OK
cellont, David ut olice nWArde1 It hacrotll
| Of honor, An4 It WAa We'll deserved. '1hate IL
most painful plcture by lienlleqnlil, only
moderately Wpl1 EXECUTED. 1t tepreSelt3 tle
! dreadful events Ut EuibeInn {taafent ut tho
Gu.}xxAs aud English BY ilUcllo lit l5t&5I /
remarked also 4 beautiful tlaWer-ptece BY
Vandaei belonging to tho Einpresst and lsa-
boys picture. which III charming, every race
Il laelnx 4 pelicct lkhness. AastEaa very beau'
, 1881-09-03

tho syftsu q purehises, q rei,iitarc., sinEof
an 70 ~, seerns iso tn t"rst. s. u
" bcen rctnolntesl. md a systrm Of 4,'hrl. and
checks has t'ccm produced. snnr Il. that Of tho
% fsports M froia js34 10 is:. ioth inclusive, Wit
show Tint most II nj. nj q tho !sa:cncts y
bees @ vcsy saseessi.i. &hon tiis lacnt,:St IL:
Of Il visoron,. tho plau i eomptsio: tor no NV.
te,n ni suryenanee % Will produce mn honest nun |
Asts te snllt1ne of M tie ntrS ,,t Of !, ,'e is-
as nsaIsss ''fs Il seiy iaar sPf'f i ds Il t caa s:.
Eiotlers." !o says, "s1,caks of tflis !,ropost-
tc1nptea Oh Il fcabio rice. White III irree-
sion SO fsrc1hly expressed. can still see
sny @ nsss Gssef soay y d TT ks " pass "s FL, f" cd"
seo cvcn more to my satisfaction, ,wl,y, lar
te goo. # TIC trtny its skirts s1Yld l be-
aille at aa U.s. Lex oyerb"Tes + a sosrs m 1ys1 Ia
however, do not warrant Ills conclusions. liz
fhc 1n<'la l,,;rcau VII, always lc the theatre
resttnlnts Tic ,posslsA.tles M lrNua 'aus! e,!st
n such combination, md TIC praetlce Of tra,ld
age Of politicians. Transferring, tho lntiIat,
unasenont to sse army , W9ai,i 1, lncYyt.a9!y W M
;"w Spsn P pos aGUs s. = a To 1 ~
must tnavitnby become tho refuge u sehe'nlng
men WHO seek that path to Tho pnccs they .nv-
With within hsSithy Soay. Tha ts,nptallons ond r.
st'onsGtles VI accEs already n sho &C.! aSryies '
ty % eortraetoss md hainpsred BY poll ttIuans, ind
altogcther for tho army SEQ " suSh q atep. M
| glory, Increased labor, anu douhtlul honnr.
Lieut.. Wnod hc'eyns In constituting MILL
| tary department catlllnantlets cx.ntllcln III
spcctors Of the tndinn service within their
own uepartmc''ts., lie You'd also organlze
Two reElcnts Ct }tiai, enyar tar'.,S winl
| tsestlon; then consolidate tho reservations,
aud have Mt artny strung erD,tKli 70 unforct
respect and enforce prompt punishment 2ll
| torlcnl and theoretical parts ate ''!tcli innrg
clearly treated t1all tho practfcal remedial
portiolls., Hero there IL considerable yaslla.
ness md no renlly goa rcas1I gy,sll tnr nos
Of tho Wnr Department.
Finally. We have TIE essay written BY
Capt. Butter Of tle Fifth 1nfaMtry. !!o dtf-
not very High esti,nate of tho noble savage.
Take the first paragraph Of his essay:
The con,li.ion Ut Tho rod men Of tho North
American Continent when they wese @ tirst H., net
IL intellectual Development they vere nut ono
TINY hn,l no scet,cc. n0 art worthy Of the mint
Tnoy had 10 industry. no manutact'lIcs: Their
ehsse. and G'S tho ' e. h Of thpse irnlshci a!most
the,r only means Of s.,osste,iee. @ They 1 kncw ~,
,aeIs tic prodce eI fhs ct,ase; M ; Eyen q tsis '
wonien Tha red ,nnn was po3ygnmtst at,d tho
red woman was hIs slaye-tho slAve Of his snst'
hts Incidence, and hE pride.
spacp to the relations Of thu While A'ei1 AND
Of the lildinl,s OH this continent. md evf-
IDENTIFY does not consider That tue 1Gtllans
, 1881-09-03
{evMfy PUBLICATIONS..
I INijlIIIIST PRINCESS.

..or saturday Evening ean11lte angst
rts H.S,,t.t rrlncrsa' II n rehsnrhntp1y In.
F'A .nv.,. dealing with life in 1amsstn
hrtft'rtt ,ulutiunnry napcct TINT Mt rresent
fsssf' N ,..rn+y Wnrli shyAt "Eannot a"ne-
e :,. ss.er "@ .e: .' 10 q. ny s':
1hyt 1,,-Jnre-s. svnnIA u,tahe her tremhlr."
1M"E. E.,w 1nrh ,Trthunc snysa "M. Gnknenr
The hen.".I Ia worthy to ntAmlt hesitie TUraes
tst sasr Uke him, hta thornHRhly sdunhrd
1 "tsrs ter, er 'nns ns f .sss e.. ,s.: dir
Uf"d hurrlpR questions 1r The dag Aasz1
, 1881-09-03

EVERYDAY LIFE IN 1HniA. by tho 1tev. a.
y. Howe Nov York: American Tract soctuty.
Price *i.5O.
National ARITHMETIC, OMAR AND WrIrrES.
by Joseph Ftokt{n. III. u. Chlengo: y. H..
flarncs l. Co.
FRA*KItx SQUARE IIMitAtY: THE HACK
HrEcK: 1iy F. W. Itoblt,snn.-jtEsEnA. BY. Mrs.
ftandotptl.
LH0MME ET la NtruRE. 1'nr lie Or. 1tugh
DohcrtF. Paris: f}fdicr & Gu.
PnAtrtcAf. I.Esst,Ss IN in,OMArlu FRENCH.
fsy Alfred Henueoun. Now York: u. Appleton
s. Co.
I,Era AMI I'OETAy OF POTASH. By PAUL
Soott.ski. Chtcmrt,: Knight & i.eoti1ri.
aifAKErEAHE-! IAnvAHbE EDITION: tvMnEIISE
-CtrInt.ASG*-MAc AcHETlt--M MINK ar VENICE.
& I1eath.
, 1881-09-03

tIMnI.i, I iii " voursutf W We,nsfainK frt1n tic briny
tirch' f,'t s.,tnrI,ow t}iu braclIa, inyJR1fot.
iir aait nlr IL iack{1M inside ilie c0yers.
"1,rss, visa men of HoiilnIn vert tD sca
In a tH,wl.'' Wlicf bring interpreted
iimtt foHr joilrnajists of Washington Went
tuw,, lie rIycr in n steptnbnai. 'rhey hal a
ioljv antut ti,ne to9etjlof and Ol,c Of tie larty
:. s.uNtttieIH Uun.nrcffutk Uu nrr0unt Of tf,c3r
T1ie htr,k IS rot III anyi means stuptd-there
II Ro9l deal of life nt|ti movement N y; II
Y "0i Wftte ~ nt G1' .,rst .,,nn,mi ~,
iii or vii, ind ratier Tearletl aftur reading
II abaWt half through.
lubltslctl III New York by Fnr'!s, Howard
llilpert' l-
v.x,,.r 1-t,,,,yo11rfa 1,tn1ra.
This col,lnijatton Is ,sstfficdn to cDmtntlt
"hIl.ts ol 1--we, col,rtsitp, marriage, atd tho
truu objects al 1ifc,' rhesU nrv things most
reop!o are very much Interested In, nnl
therefore, even the work of tho compiler may
not be fnl,nd l,nwelcolue There nrc c)u1,.
tcrs OH ali these md, Kindred topics tukcm
- 49,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-04-16
A FRIENDS DILEMMA.

A Philadelphia aneedole forty years old ,
but possibly new to cold type, is told BY a
correspondent of the Boston Commonwealth.
The subject was the venerable Cromwell
Barnard, a member Of the Society OF
Friends, aud skipper Of the sloop Union, Of
Nantucket, then being at Philadelphia
wharf Barnard was promenading the
quarter deck, when a schooner hauling out
the dock fell afoul Of the Union and the
schooner's captain began to swear vocifer-
ously. OF course II didn't do any good end
as Barnard took no notice of ii, the Captain
yelled in perfectly audible voice that he
was an old shad belly, prefxing a particle
pie that ia usually considered to be eminent.
ly profane. Mr.. Barnard couldn't stand
this, so be called down the main hatohuAy
to the matei "Zimri! Zimril come on
deck and talk some of thy language TO this
man alongside"
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NO BUSINESS OUT THERE.

Some where between Leadville and Gun.
nison City wanders Detroiter, who is pom
niless, ragged, hungry and discouraged.
Four weeks ago he met Michigan man out
there and sent his loye to all inquiring
friends at home, and also explained why he
was in that hard-up condition. He was too
honest and too particular for that country.
He reached Gunnison City without dollar
in his pocket, but with lots of ambition in
his soul and soon met man who explained
~ can give you the softest kind of snap
at four dollars day. want you to run
one of my faro tables"
"But don't know the game"
"You don't say, strangcrH You must
have had a queer bringing up. Out here.
and don't know faro Pass OH No time
to bother with you"
The second man applied to for situation
squinted his eyes and took a long look at
the DetrOiter, and quietly asked;
"Whar from 2"
"Detroit."
"No use. That's too far East. Ny pard
ran of with the company funds last night,
and I calkerlated on payin' somebody about
hundred dollars to overtake him and bring
me back his skulp. You'd look sweet takin'
his trail, you would You'd better inouiro
on the next corner"
The next corner was the site Of saloon
about 10 be opened. The proprietor was
six-footer with revolver on each hip, and
in response to the inquiry he said.
"I 'spose you know how to pour whiskey
and weigh dust ?
Yes"
Suppose that one OF the tough enes
comes in after his nip and refuses To hand
over ?"
"I'll call the police"
"Police be hanged. Every mans his
own policeman out here. You must open
on him with 4 shooter, and keep pulling
the trigger until be falls. The sits open 81
IS day and found"
"l-I guess won't take IT,"
"Then git. No place for milkssps
around here. Might a-knowod you hadn't
any narve by looking at ye."
The Dctroitcr made one more effort This
time it was a man who explainedi
"Glad 10 soc you-sot down a bit. Ye
see, there's bad blood between me an fell
Ter called Sandy Tom. We've agreed to
drop each other on sight, and we mean
business. want to get the bulge on him,
and bein' you're stranger you can help.
me. Put this Derringer in your pocket and
go and shoot Sandy Tom and I've got $500
for ye."
"Why, that would be murder"
"What of itH Do you expect 70 hang
out around here over day without doin'
any shootin'' Wbar was ye raised -
In Detroit"
"Gitl You haven't any spinal eoirmn.
You'd better run home to your ms, you
had Out We go-so lonE,-Detroit Free
Press
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g. nonddi
nIREnTI0MN

, UlhhUTlUND,
, For Catarrh,
Hay Fever. Cold
in the Head, &c,
insert with little
finger, n particle
of the Balm into
the nostrils; draw
strong breaths
throughthe nose.
1t viii be absorb.
ed, cleansing and
. healing the dis
leased membrane.
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Kind Captain, I've important information,
Sing hey! the gallant captain that you are,
About very certain inclination,
Ofall who have colds to buy Slnes' Tar
Wild Cherry and Hoarhound.
Kind Captain, your young lady is a. slghing,
Sing hey!the gallant captain that you are,
This very night she's been loudly crying,
For Csc. bottle of Sines' Tar
Wild Cherry and Hoarhound.
Later and more compact-Tar secured
Cold cured.
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W. Engllshmen formerly supposed that
American running horses were very inferior
to theirs, but during the last two years Pa
role, Wallenstein and other fast ones that
were sent from this country to England, have
won hundreds Of thousands ofdolars for such
Americans as the Messrs. Lorillard, James
Gordon Bennett, SC. The Englishmen, have
Investigated the reasons for the great succ lss
OF American horses, and find that they are
kept in such fine condition by the constant use
Of NJ. b. Roberts Horse Powder.-Sporiing
Timcs.
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For the treatment Of Catarrh, Cold in the
Head, Catarrhal Deafness aud Hay Fever,
We call your particular attention to a new
and valuable remedy, Ely's Cream Balm.
reports Of its curative effects. 1t is easy and
agreeable to apply. We would strongly
recommend this discovery to sur patrons,
and every one suffering from Cstarrh, etc,
being fully convinced il will please in every
case. Vanripsr a Co.. Druggists, Passaic,
N. j. For sale IN Lehighton By A. ]. Dur
ling aud c. I. Horn, NJ, d.
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ca Every one is acquainted with the old
nursery story about the hen that Matched the
ducks, and how one fine day they went SWIM
ments she offered them to keep out of the
water; but 1t may not be generally known
that whenever POULTRY has anything to talk
about in these later and more enlightened
days, their conversation always turns to the
benefits their species have derived from the
use OF NJ. h Roberts Poultry Powder rs cts,
per package, by druggists.
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Avoid that which you blame in others.
Death is 50 nigh that Life ooOls from
its heat.
-Envy is usually more quick-sigbtsd
than love.
The more virtnous a man is the more
virtue does he see in others.
The god which you do msy nos Be- Zoe,
though it msy be forgotten.