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, 1881-02-18

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'cE"!a !" ice'nt nppo.'','.e'A' '''e eN''t'''
colls'''et"oie estt1c's''I III "'s"'''st""' 'te''
hh'ons 'loSe WHY iHlse "ec'' "'".'"'s
"!7i'ose" 'o"''tu n's Aa'A''''''l"'"','' o'.
S'oh ioF s'cii cs'tlcis" WIS f''c"c' ''''.s ,,'-
pt"'eu to1tl"S ~ t"c "''oon".e''e',. VI '"o
r5es'aents "a'9'"ta"'!l VI -A'' f'ls.eis
ila'hc' "h'cll WIS sun I" ll.c 'oc'''le ~. '"s
slhce III nlaeo VI i'laI ~ o.e"a.' a. -. "o""-
iot'l ios D's'''ct..Nt"4".S !"' wv n""'"e'.
nlstrel " 4Ne" iotA' ~ - wv .l'.e'o'o""
'as 'lls "i."ot''".'r - ~ WY 'clsu u
concession W"o'ic op'",n"' "n'en
WIS M'nose "n.'''n'nus IN wv r'",es'
!. NRis'c'e" "en'"9' @'o "'oipiAe y. uo'''
hoo'lio."' o"c'' 'e1'''' "o'',.. ~, n'u poen :"
s1aeea"l "!tu ptupcf 'esos"'.'o!' y, fup''e
op'"'o!'' io"t " ~ lum '''!csc'' '"'t t"o Pa''
poso u "'that""'is -i'' fo!stci u ''''ne ~"
substitute soi'e ot!iet ee"ile'''''"~"ot .'ei''
Noo01oia-""o W.! w 'Ao'' aeeeplnp'e ~
4ls' e"hkl''H' Will 'i.o 1t'po u s"e'eps hls.
p!oflhs Ll'o c,"'ecs lo' t'so .''''4 't."t.o'4 =.
.hr' o'"n'ey Mattaews ~ o''p'enio .iu"sc' ~
u F"'aotee 'fnl1 -Hs' h''',"' - onep''a
h"u:o W.. w Se's W ~ '''o Nv" t"'N ~, ~"
!orheys'1l ~ '4ks!s u seFse 1''e e''' ~ 'i'".
IL 'l''hes 'Allc a'leie''ee' ao"o'tf' ""o t','s
pc noi'lihatea 1or the H'S't'o''' rs luz ''s '''o
prlhcipc eoes' Inc aact fe'n''.hs l'"' 'feh'
Woou1orl WAS afoppe'l QUE ol the sef''ce'
though no "as ohe OIL tho Hlost ca1"pio
o'cets a1'a ons u 1nc I''oS' popu!ut "sp"u'
licai' 'e"acls III o'e Sets'so, ~" - uio N'tn4
ura"ai OF forstef pe 'l.'elaea 70 !!.' ''o c.i'
formation OIL Me. -iatule"s' " VIII W III 't1e
hatafo OIL 'ra't"' OF ~ 'e"st "'lt'ns''ess ~
, 1881-02-18

THE THREE PER CENT LOAN.
1t becnme evident I'll tho United States
Stntes Senate Chamber carty yesterday that
purity influences hatl been ut work to nnito
the Democrats III opposition to tho re-
funding sclsene which hal been re-
ported by lho Finance Committee iii the
sllupu OF MI amendment to tho bill
WhLcl, Ind passed tho 1lol,sc. When tho
Comlntttce's amendment was first reported
and strongly sustained by Mcssrs. Dnyard
and Kerna", there WIS hope that party
considerations would be put aside
md tllo question discussed md tit
ciAcd upon It's mer.ts. But tho culogses
which Afcssrs Baynrtl and kernan delivered
upon tho successful management Of tho
finances Of the present Republican Secretary
Of the Treasury wero evidently CALLING to
the partisan majority. 1t may be, too, TINT
tho defense Of tho Nat!onat banks
which WIS ,nnAc by ,uost of those
who favored tho Committees plan for ~
per cent excited antagontsm MI the Demt,-
cratic side. 1t ls also likely that Senator
Dayarl's unnecessary exhibition Ut hostility
TO tho silver dollMr mud tho I4cgal-TUntler
net called Out so,Ilu feeling. At nil
events, 1t brought from Senator
Coke IN amendment providing that
nothing In this act SHOULD disturb
tho status Of Tic tegal-tcndcrs, and ILLS af-
fortletl Mr., Voorhees, MI opportunity 10 PRO-
.luco from tho depths Ut Ills desk speccl,
which he i,nd written n year ago, when I}ny-
nrl's resolution to repeal t3io r.cgal-Tet.lrr
uct was Introducea,-a speecll which Voas-
lsecs l,atL no opportunity Of delivering at TINT
time hrcntlsn tho resolution uuyer cnmf, l)f.-
foro the Senate for discussion,
Yesterdays debate WIS neither Important
nor Instructive. md hence 1t cninot ftllrly bu
concluded TINT tho discussion itself nlntle any
changes In oplnion, hut tho Seuata divided
very closely OH party lines nil through
the day. and the first significant vote
revealed the partisan influences that hatt
been at work, They ca,ue partly froM tho
House, md were suggested by n des!ru
to gaEu for tho Democrats tho credit Of tnit1.
atlng tho lowest rate Of interest ever adopted
In this country. The nlncntlcd bill ca1nu
from tic Finance Committee viii, unanimous
| approval. The Democrats III TINT Commit
| tee arc Mcssrs, I}ayartl, Herman, Wallace,
| VOORHEES,, nnd Beck. Yet only two Of these
gentlemen, Uayurd and Kcslan, remained
faithful to tho report. Voorhees, a1Al
Beck voted agaiust tho NJ rntc
when TINT question calno III In the
Senate yesterday, md Waltace dill not vote,
How mich party influence weighed may bp
Inferred from tho record of tho yatc. Tie
~ por cent vote was voted down by ~
to -. Tho only Democrats who voted
for It werc Uayarl md Herman. and the
nnIy Republicans who voted aguiust 1t wcrt
, 1881-02-18

pRor. G01.nwIN SMITH, III Il letter to n
I.asd-L League nroting in trnro1,,n, sntta: "The
march of tho Liberal party In tho british l'arlin-
snent has been marked far half Il century by
successive muasnrcs OF Justice to ireland, be-
glullng with Catholic emancipation aHd ending
with lIscstablishmcht and tho improvements III
tho Land lnw mnde by Alr. G1atlstuno when ho
WINS lust In ppwer. see a,n re.son for doubling
TINT another K0od nlens.tro is now being frntnct!
Dy tho satno haals. n1lst | bcltoro TINT tn wntt
ntt src, nt all ovcnts. wtiat tho bill will he liko
is tho best c0ursu for tho tre froHls OF irelauf.
After tho suforin Ut thu Iand. Law bill will c1c.
trust, II iarKe extension of sctf-govcrnmcnt.
Obstruction. y.o!eMcc, am! 1ne's"ca only exaa-
ueratu tho british people, lis vol rs tho Isnrty
opposed to tho I.euylo In ireland Itself, a1ltl SGT
them agntsst concessions; wtllo nsArrectlon,
IN repeated experience shows, Is uttorly hnEr-
less. an.l could end In nothing but 1nlsurublc
Ynsto Of Irish blood"
, 1881-02-18

.rr cu1cAco TnIHunE hns established branch
offices ;ur tic sccelpt subscriptions nnd hnsnslso.
racnts ns follows: ..-..
FAup6S, 3innnsnr.
GLASGOW, kco,land-Allan's American fcws
Aecncr, II Hu,tirhl-st
LONDON. Enc.--.Amcrcan Exchn1tgs. ~ stsana'
11ESRf +. UIit1o. Agent.
WASHINGTON. u. C.-11lA Fstrrnt
, 1881-02-18

THE only OCCASION wien II Cashier goes up
to tho top anu IL permitted tn sign hfs nnsno
ahead Of rho Prcsdent Is wtt,Ii tho bunk sus-
ponds. Witness tho Kmnsus City failure.
, 1881-02-18

tho space dcvoted to passengers and matn-
tainlng lower rate Of speed, accomplish n
saving Of two>tIirsls OF tho coal consumed
by her, md carry fully rs much cargo.
, 1881-02-18

OUTSIDE Of Ohio onlyuno prominent paper
has supported tho nolnEnAdon Of stnnoy Mat
thows; and tho paper III questionable Now
York TrtAuue-ta edited by Ill Uhi0 fnan.
, 1881-02-18

ORIENTAL. l4Of3EE, MI. II, 4. +. j. \. M..nEltj.
lar communication this FrittnY Dvcn!nK Mt Hall, IL
Ia SalIo-st. Hfclhrcn nl.nysM ~ MMe!cnMg.
, 1881-02-18

.1cns.cmy Of Music. .
lIntstcd street, near MutllsoA. Most Eldn. Variety
sntertnlnsn1as,
, 1881-02-18

Crrt1sf Opcrt-181Hac.
r1ask street. npp'stt now tonrt-llnuse. EnEhRe'
tucut Ut TI,0s. ~. krunu. "0thc0.'
, 1881-02-18

LANDMARK LODGE. NO ~, 4. +. 4 a. 81. cor
per g'd tnsnss GT2ye-aFMss9 Es
liant wurx. Visiting hrrt.!ipn c'!!a!ly ~ !!gd;
80 ". W. CHAMBERLAIN. ". II.
ftfNON 11ATltlS, Secretary.
, 1881-02-18

rJn5k ktrcct, between Lake nnt atnndn1rh+ Ell
rasrncnt Ut leavttts English Opera !nrlcsquo Cons
bnny. "Lhrnlnn."
, 1881-02-18

tfnverIy's Fhtntrr. ------.
rrnY.orn street, e"rncs Of 3nnrnr. Engagement
Of Hlce's surprlsp Party. "fiorrots.'
, 1881-02-18

f1cF4tkeE'R 1htNtres
MndIaur etrCrt. hctMcnH ktntn nnd Doarbos
Engagement Of 1Inkor ind Fnrr0n. "fho EhilErnnts
, 1881-02-18

AInntet'a Thcntrc.
ttnndn1ph etrrot between Ctnrk md In Ehlio. En-
xsuement Of Mext,to Mitchell. "InisG Eyre.'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02
LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP.

\ writer in the New York EreHiHg
Post puts it this way: When man
chooses the profession Of law he does not
expect to be musician and journalist
also he knows that If he would succeed
he must devote himself to chosen call
inc. When a woman marrics she real
lies that in order to reach the lofty
heights in wife and motherhood she must
sacrifice lesser aims. She mus, be will
ing to lay aside the delightful occupa-
tions which have made her girlhood
pleasant she must know that from the
hour when her baby is laid in the little
cradle, dressed with loving re-thought,
to that darker hour when the mature
man lies down in his last sleep
that she will give full meaning
to the words, Constant care. That
her mind once unfettcred will be at lib
erty no more, but i. bound by ties
stronger than life or death to those who
have come to her from out of the great
unknown. Wait while girls: think it
all over before You promise to become
wives-to take these duties and burdens
upon YOU. Sweet and satisfying as are
the obligations of wife and mother, they
are not to be taken lightly. A husband
must not be looked upon as sort OF
perpetual beau, and children as extreme
ly uncertain and improbable adjuncts.
Unless like Wilhelm Meister, your ap-
premiership ended you reach out Of
yourself and ask for larger duties, for
wider field of labor, you had better stay
at home with father and mother, digni-
flying the relation Of da lighter, filling the
old established home with the mild ra-
dience which would seem but dim light
in a new one.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02
DO YOUR BEST.

"Whcn | was 4 little boy" said a gen.
tleman, one evening, 81 paid a visit to
my grandfather, venerable old man,
whose black velvet cap and tassel, blue
breeches, and huge silver knee-buckles,
filled me with great awe. When went
to bid him goodbye, he drew me be-
tween his knees, and placing his hand
on my head, said, 'Grandchild, | have
one thing to say to you; will you re-
member it: stared into his face, and
nodded; for was afraid to promise
aloud. WELL he continued, whatever
you do, do the best you can
This in fact, was my grandfather 5
legacy to me and it has proved better
than gold. | never forgot his words !;
and believe have tried TO act upon
them. After reaching home my uncle
gave Marcus and me some wedding to do
in the garden. 1t was Wednesday after
noon and we had laid our plans for
something else. Marcus fretted and
illhumored at his disappointment, did not
more than half do his work and | be-
gan pretty much like him, until grand.
fathers advice came into my mind, and
| determined to follow it. In word, |
did my best And when my uncle
came out, never shall forget his look Of
appreciation as his eyes glanced over my
beds, or the fourpence he slipped into my
hands afterwards as he said my work
was well done. All was glad and
thankful boy, while poor Marcus was
left to drudge over his beds all the after
noon"
AT fifteen | was sent to the academy,
where | had partly to earn my own way
through the course. The lessons came
hard at first, for | was not fond of study /;
but grandfather's advice was my motto,
and tried to do my best. As conse-
quence of this though was small Of my
age, and not very strong, my mother had
three offers for me before the year was
out and one from the best merchant OF
the village, "A place in whose store was
considered very desirable. When join
ed the church tried to do the Lord
work as well as did my own; and often
when | have been tempted to leave the
Sunday School, or let hinderance keep
me from the prayer meeting, or get dis
couraged in any good thing. my grand
fathers last words, do the best YOU can,
have given me fresh courage, and |
would again try
Here, then, was the key to this mans
character. He is considered one OF the
best officers of the church, one of the
best friends Of the poor, one of the best
neighbors, fathers, husbands, friends; in
a word he is universally beloved and re-
spected. And what is the secret OF 1t
all He always tried to do the best
he could. Let every boy and girl take
this for their motto. Acted upon, 1t
will do wonders for you. 1t will bring
out powers and capabilities which will
sur prise and delight yourselves and
friends.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02

He was a Frenchman, and he was
searching for certain pond coming
across a countryman he inquired the di-
rection. "Well," says the countryman,
"you 60 along right as you're going till
YOU come to two roads, and there you
turn right to the left and then you'll be
all right. Be careful and not turn to
the right, if you do you'll get left" The
Frenchman was glad he found out about
it, and muttered something about the ex-
pressive force of the English language.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02
TO MY DOG "BLANCO".
RY j. q. HOLl.ANp.

My dear. dumb friend, low lying there.
willing vassal at my feet,
Glad partner of my homo and fare,
My shadow in the street.
look into your great brown eyes,
Where love and loyal homage shine,
And wonder where the difference lies
Between your soul and mlnci
For all OF good that have found
Within myself or human kind.
Hath royalty informed and crowned
Your gentle heart and mind.
I scan the whole broad earth around
For that one heart which. lcal AMI true,
Bears friendship without end or bound.
And find the prize in you.
trust you as trust the stars
Nor cruel loss, nor scof OF pride.
NCr bcggary. nor dungeon'bars,
Can move you from my sidel
AS patient under injury
As any Christian saint OF old,
As gentle as "A lamb with me,
But with your brothers bold;
More playful than the frolic boy.
More watchful than sentinel,
by day and night your constant JOY
To guard and please me well.
| clasp your head upon my breast
The while you whine aud lick my hand
And thus our friendship is confessed,
And thus we understand
Ah, Blanco' did worship God
As truly as you worship me.
Or follow where my Master trod
With your humility.
Did sit fondly at His feet,
As you, dear Blanco, sit AZ mine,
And watch Him with n love a. sweet,
My life would grow divine
-!Scrlbncr.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02
-"Your mind is in twilight state

-"1our mind IS IN q tWIIIBHt sIaIe,
observed the good man. "You cannot
differentiate the grains of mistrust from
the molecules Of reasonable confidence.
You are travelling the border land, the
frontier between the paradise of faith
and the Arctic regions of incredulity.
You are an agnostic." "Divil a bit,'
said Pat, with mingled amazement and
Indignation. "I'm a Dimmycrat, livery
inch o me-" ."-BroOklyn Eagle.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02
"A story is told of an old gentleman

"A story is told of an old gentleman
who always took notes of his minister's
sermons, and on one occasion read them
to the minister himself. "Stop stop!
said he, at the occurrence of a certain
sentence; 81 didn't say that" / know
you didn't" was the reply II put that
in myself to make sense"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02

A Brooklyn Judge thinks one thousand
dollars an excessive award under the civ
II damages act, against liquor-dealer aud
in favor of a woman whose husband fell
down stairs while drunk and sustained in
juries that confined him 10 the hospital
for six weeks. The Nelc York Herdh
thinks that if the Judge were woman
and the wife of a drunkard, he could not
mention any sum that would pay for the
miseries endured.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02

UsrICE.-Patrick Murphy. one OF a
gang of young roughs who broke into the
laundry OF Sam Wah, chinaman in New
York, assaulted the laundryman and his
assistant. and carried of $50, was arsest-
eel and jury found him guilty Recorder
Smyth, in passing sentence, said II has
become the custom in other cities TO look
on the Chinese laundryman with dlslAvor.
Roughs like you, who spend most Of their
time in idleness and debauchery, while
the Chinese are acquiring an honest live
lihood fancy they have full license to beat.
rob. and even kill them. However sue
,ssful this mob rule may have been In
other cities. desire 10 announce officially
that its course here as far a this court
has power TO prevent IL, shall be short
lived and unpleasant. The Chinese are
hard working, peaceable and law-abding
residents OF this community, and are en-
titled TO the protection OF the law. The
severe punishment am about to impose
upon you may be expected by all those
who disturb the dignity OF the community
by outrageous attacks upon those who, To
all appearances, are inotiensive. The SEN
tence of the court is that you be confined
in State Prison for two years and SIX
months"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02
A WHOLESALE OBITUARY POEM.

Full many maid has toyed with Kerosene,
And sailed 10 glory In n gorgeous glare;
Full many man has poked AT glycerinc,
And flown promlscuous through the dcser
air.
-IBoston Globe.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02

On Friday of last week nun in
Canadian convent fell heir to an estate val
ued at S25O,O0O. This confirms the be.
lief that Friday is nun lucky day.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02
PROBABLY NEVER

In the history OF proprietary medicines has
any article met success at home equal TO that
which has been poured upon Hoops sARsA-
rARILLA. Why. such has been the success
OF this article. that nearly every family IN
whole neighborhoOdS have been taking II NJ
the same time. Every week brings new evil
dence OF the wonderful curative properties OF
This medicine
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02

HAVE WIsTAR's BALsAM OF WILD CHER
RY always at hand. II cures coughs, colds,
bronchitis, whoo3ing cough, croIp, inhu-
enZa consumption, and all throat and
lung complaints. 30 cts. aud 81 4 bottle.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02

A lady who had quarrclled with her
bail headed lover said in dismssng him
what is delightful about you, my friend.
IL that ] have not the trouble OF sending
yon back any locks of hair"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02

4 country exchange thinks it surprising
how Willingly young man will get up
at three IN the morning To 20 fishing. who
has hard work TO get down at seven when
his mother is in hurry 10 get breakfast
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02

PoNDs EXTRACT, is 4 remarkable pro-
duction meeting 4 universal want. II can
be safely used by any person. 1t is not
poisonous, and il holds = power mysser-
ously in sympathy with the human organ
ism. II arrests Inflammation ut once,
soothing and healing from its first appli-
cation. When 1t is first applied 10 fever
ish wound, it leaves an impression on the
mind neUer IN be- fDrgotteH. IL cannot fail
to awake in the afflicted one OF the most
satisfactory emotion of gratitude. Psnds
Extract is only sold in bottles of three
sizes Beware of limitations. Isk JOr
Ponds Ectrdct-take no other.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02
Hoods Sarsaparilla gives an appetite and
imparts new life and energy to all the func-
tions Of hebody. Try bottle and realizeit.

An exchange Western New York speaks
of seven hundred suckers having been
caught at one haul. Pooh. Bernhardt
caught more than that in every hall she
worked.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02

+. w. KINslTAN, ESQ. Dear Sir; With
pleasure we order ten gross Addmsom'.
Botraic Cough BGiSdm, showing conclu-
sivcly that merit has won the day. and that
your Bdisam is taking the lead over the
mlny bottles of trash that now food the
mirlet From Smith, D)0iUie Il Smith,
Druggists, Boston.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02
Blacksmiths are rarely good Denmen,
and yet they are always forging.

MURDERED The body of julius Baer
was found by freighters five miles west Of
here Tuesday morn. in n terribly maDgled
condition. His head and face were smash
ed so as to be hardly recognized, and num-
erous wounds were found on his body.
Mr.. Baer was agent for the great blood
medicine, Sulphur Bitters. Robbery was
undoubtedly the motive, Is he was known
TO have large sum of money on his per-
son. rs we 90 to press there is no clue
to the perpetrators.-COl Press.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02

Old Trggs: Hello. Jones, got your
feet Soppine wet. haven't you: Why don't
YOU wear rubber boots aS do: = haven't
wet my feet for six months" Jones
We'll, | should think you'd be ashamed
IN Sov sO
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02
THE GREAT
BURLINGTON ROUTE.


sE-No other line runs Three Through Pas
sengCr Trains Daily between Chicago, Dcs
Mo.ncs, Council Bluffs, Omaha. Lincoln. ~
Joseph, AtchiSuu, Topeka and Kansas CITY
Direct connections for AL points IN Kansas
Nebraska. Colorado. wyoming Montana. Ne
vado. New Mexico, Arizona, Idaho, Oregon Al,
Cahf1rnia-
The shortest. SpeelCs, and Most Comfcr;a
Die Route Via tl1.ult,' q Fuit scott. bcU.Sui
ton ana Eil points ~ Texas.
The uuclu1l,d Inducements offered hv tt'
Line 10 Travellers and Tourists. ar as follows
The celebrated Pullman Ut-whcCu lalIO.
sleeping tlrs Usn only On this Line. g.. u N
q. Palace Draw uE-Rpom Cars. with Hurtorr
Reclining Jhairs. No extra charge FOR scat.
in Reclining chairs Tho famous G., r. = .
Palace Dining Cars. Conc US smoking Car
fitted with Elegant Hirh-lacked Rattan ",
volving chairs tor the exclusive use oi first
class passengers.
steel Track and Superior rguipmcr'. CON
biued With their Great Through tJr Arrange
mcnt. makes This. above all uthcvS. tie 'lv,r,t'
Route 70 the south. South-NC Cs;, @uj the "a
West.
Try H. and you will find travelling luxur;
instead Of n discoufOrt.
Through Tickets VIA this Celebrated iinC
for sale az al OG,cs Ia the United states auc
Canada
Ing car ACCu umWodatiuns Time Iuhl.-, Sc
VIII hc chccrfuliy given, and w4ll send fr,c 90
auy address an elegant tut.idu A1p 60! LltcG
States. la culurS, 10y applying to
!. y. y. BEAN. Gems Eastern Agent.
10 Washington s.. lii>tuu. Mass.
ami 5lI broadway, New orS.
FERCEvAL LOWELL, Gen. Pass. Agent,
J.IOITER. cen. VI araset. Chicigc
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02
Hoods


as TO derive their greatest medicinal effects
with the least disturbance 10 the whole sys-
ten. In fact this preparation Is So well BAL
anced in its action upon the almentary
canal, the liver, the kidneys, the stomach,
the bowels and the circulation of the blood,
that ii brings about healthy action OF the
entire human organism. that can hardly be
credited By those who have not seen the re-
markable results that have followed It's use.
II the Sarsaparilla does not prove sufficient
ly laxative, take a few doses OF HOOPS VEG
TTABLE PILLS. IL Is well In all eases of
biliousness 10 take these pills In connection
with the Sarsaparilla Tor the FIRST ten days.
That dull, sleepy. sick feeling can be wholly
overcome by the use OF these remedies. WI
you give them trial and be yourself again?
An ex-alderman Of this city says OF H0ods
Sarsaparilla, =" II is the strongest Sarsapa-
rilla ever saw"
Each dollar bottle contains one hundred
(ayerages) doses. Sold by all druggists.
Price one dollar. or six for FIVE dollars.
Hoods Sarsaparilla, prepared only bye.
I. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
IL Use HOODS TOoTH-PowDER.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02

No COOP PREACHING.-No man can do
n good job OF fwork, preach a good sermon,
try law suit well, doctor patient or
write good article, when he feels miser-
able and dull, with sluggish brain aud un-
steady nerves, and none should make the
9ttempt in such condition when IL can
be so easily and cheaply removed by
little Hop Bitters. See other column
IIbGug Times
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02

GUARD AGAINST DTSEAsE.-If YOU md
yourself getting bilious. head heavy, mouth
foul, eyes yellow, Kidneys disOrdered.
symptoms Of piles tormenting you, take
at once few doses OF Kidney-Wor It
Is natures great assistant. Use il ~ an
advance guard-don't wait TO get down
sick. See large advertisement.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-02

Indigestion has cOmically been defined
as "ingratitude of the stomach"