The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-09
EXCHANGE sclNr1LLAgIous

Wcreit not fur the last syllable
Congress would have Gttle iroubl,
getting quorum Great West
The variety show is general take
of Atleast the girls take' off as ia
us the eye can reach Il Great West
Tho most atrocious Of the season
~ muzAe'cvep a dogs mouth acts a
suspender to- his pants" Com
wonweaItk
The hog Asay not know the Multi
rHcation table, but when it comes t
square root he is at home i Breck
smidge News.
They say everything is for som
rtxd purpose. You cant get a null
tyhelieve tia. flies were made for
good ptrpose.-- State Journal.
According to DR.. Talmage moderl
Young ladies are not the daughters o
shcm and Hans, but Of Hem ant
Sllam. Il Evansville Journei.
Hello V lille, are yon chAy? NJ
Tlllic, bit my brother Gillie, the on'
whois silly, is downin South America
aai he is quite Chilli Elk.
The Indianapolis Herald occasion
ally publishes "a poem by coloret
uan.'' We arc sorry for this, having
\ l. iped better things for the race
lrgus.
Last Friday an inmate of Cana
iian convent fell heir to fortune o
$259.000. She will hereafter yer,
mturnlly regard Friday as an unluck!
day Gruclle.
Sitting Bull and Conklins hav'
both SURRENDERED. Poverty. took Tn
list out OF Sitting Bull and the Al
lany legislature took the Platt ont o
cankling.- Glasgow Times.
After all. this thing Of clipping cou
E'ms is not 40 plcasurcasle as we an
riuipated; the Scissor handles max,
water blisters on the thumb and fore
finger Of The right hand. - Dittoc.
Tip Bransford, the old batchclo
editor of the Messenger Examiner, il
beginning to take notice. lie went t,
Grayson Springs last week, and the,
10 say, spoke line or two with agirl
Reporter.
The man who doesn't get as ma,
and run rs fast to get his cav out o
his neighlpr's corn field as he does t.
get ms neighbours COW out of his own
hasn't got the answer TO the colder
rule.--[ Glasgow Times.
"Mary Anderson" says the New
York Herald. .dislikes sea bathing
So does every modest woman. There
: too COMPOUNDED much see in tito tn
loaing blackguards on the beach,
| Breckenridge News.
Man is q queer animal, even whc
taken at his best. When any one al
ludes to his marble brow he swell
and struts with pride, but let one refe
to his wooden head and then there's
fight or a foot-race. -Breckenridg
News.
The astronomers were mistake
;about the comet splittingIn two. I'll
dark line they saw was the scaifol
of Yankee advertising agent, VIII
swas engaged-in- painting the lego I'd
"St. Jacobs OIL" on its tall.
breckenridge News.
"Why should they kill my baby?
is. the title Of poem by Will Carlo
ton. Werc it the exclamation Of tn
poets mother, we dare say a readin
ofthe poem would furnish satisiac
tory explanation.-r Evansville Joui
nal. fist3ff{t "a
=" 1 the assailant Of Mr.. Garfield ha
only bethought himself, and shot tn
president Of some base ball club, pub
Die approval would have twincd itsel
about his neck like amber beads abou
the neck of Pinchccoc belle at
picnic dance Gruelle.
We wonder il Senator Malone di
not regret the successful operation tina
was performed on Ben Hills tongu
some weeks ago. IL he remember
the wagging Of that scathing weapo
during the'last session, ae must hav
WINGED at the news.--[Clarksvill
Chronicle.
"IIo for Montana" exclaims tn
Brockton Gazette. Yes; and it's no
artery on reach Montana till you scrap
enough money together to get away I
some other country where the climai
is not North Pole one half the yea
and Hades t'other half Breckcn
ridge News.
An uwensboro girl, Miss Mills, i
daily entlangering her life by wcariu
tight shoes. Her last measure wa
from heel to toe sixteen and half in
chcs, across the instep six and quar-
ter inches. She has refused severe
i,attering offers from the Owensbor
M. and Il. to act as a bogardus kicke
for that office. An effort WILDE mad
! to secure a photograph Of one of he
Shoes FOL The Fall Exposition Da
O'Sullivan.
The Padueah News can't fool any
body with that story of two babio
born to two sisters at the same time
and accidentally SO mixed up that the
can'ttcll which from t'other. 1t is get
ting to be dangerous 10 put that oil
Pipafore gag directly, and VIC recog
nize a subtle and sly presentation {
Pinafore in this story OF nurse VIII
"mixed those babies up so not a crea
ture knew it.!' 1t won't work.
Nashville American.
Meachum, Of the South KentucS
ian; Woodson of the Greenville Echo
Cradlock, Of the Paris True Keutuck
ian; Holland, OF the Eninence Con
stitutionalist; Stuart, of the Winches