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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16


Ex-senator Hendricks has written for the
Madison, Ind, Courier, retrospect of his
Congressional career. The ex-senator regards
Reverdy johnson as the ablest lawyer in tho
Senate during his term. Charles Sumner has
succeeded in having more of his views en-
bodied in the laws of the country than any
other man. MeDougal, of California, excelled
all in gem-like speeches made on the spur of
the moment. Anthony never gave offence
aud was highly successful. Buckalew, Of
Pennsylvania, was debater of rare force.
Cowan, of Pennsylvania, always came into the
discussion at. the height of the controversy
and was able to maintain himself against
great odds, Garrett Davis was the most fear
less debater. he ever saw, but not always con-
siderate. +. Deolittle, Of Wisconsin, was the
finest orator. Fessenden Of Maine, was the
abiest Senator his State has produced. Gov
ernor Norton was an able leader, but extreme
III his expressions; strength aud earnestness
were his pecurliarties.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

DISAPPOINTED BRIDEGROOM. The quiet
apd staid people of Forestville, Chautauoua
county, New York, were on Friday startled
by the report that Miss Nellie Record, the
daughter of a prominent and well known
lawyer of that place. Mr.. John G. Record,
had been married and had elopea with Mr..
Dell Dye, young man well knowni in Forest
Vile, Inquiry confirmed the truth of the
report, and the news spread as such news only
can spread in a country town. A fact that
gives additional prominence to the affair is
that Miss Nellie was to have been married tue
same evening to her fathers law partner, Mr.
Warren Hooker well to do aud much re-
spected gentleman, about six years the lady's
senior. Invitations had been out for some
time the BRIDES trousseau had been deliver
ed, and all arrangements for the happy event
completed when the elopement took place.
All the parties concerned move in the highest
circles and the affair, as may be imagined
has created a sensation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

The Boston Star knows of a servant girl
who has remained in family for thirty-one
years. We presume she is married to the
head of the family. Many wife is little bet
ter than servant girl after marriage. She
has to work harder, if anything .-Norristow n
Herald,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

Not in the Revised Bible: Whenever a
preacher sees young man and woman pow
erfully devoted to each other he forthwith
begins to think in his mind of some nice
little present he can buy his wife with the
wedding fee. -Steubenyille lOl Hearld
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

"What can do for you to induce you to
90 to bed now asked Lowell mamma of her
five-year old boy Monday evening. "You can
let me sit up little longer" was the young
ster's response LoaooH Courier.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

No man can go into bad company without
suffering for it. The homely old proverb has
it very terSely, "a man can't bite the bot
tom out of frying-pan without shutting hi S
roen
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

A Canadian paper says that Canadian girls
make better wives than any to be found on
this side of the border. Let EN- come over,
then, and get husbands worthy of EN-.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

Young husbands very seldom allude to their
first badly as "b ride" That may do for the
mother during counting time, but who eve +
heard of squallng birdie "A ndrew S
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

Indians have queer idea of numbers. One
Being lately asked how many were in his tribe
replied: eleven or million braves =,
lie would be good man to estimate the
population Of Chicago.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

Mr.. Strauss, of Cincinnati, recently rescued
two friends who fell in the water, thus prov
ing the truth of the old saying" Drowning
men catch at Strauss"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

A man named Onion lives in neighboring
town. He does not care scent about his
queer name.--Rome Sentinel. He was fool
10 let It leek out.-N. Y. News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

St. Louis newspa per editorials arc made as
brief aud explicit as possible in order to let
the oompositors off early. Here is a sample :
THE editor of the Kansas City ournal is a
liar.''-Ex.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

g The mill will never grind with the water
that is past" may be, but the hapd-organ
grinds right along with the airs that are past
a couple of hundred years.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

The cabbage crop on Long Island was en-
tiIely destroyed by the dry spell. This may
explain 10 part the expected rise in the price
OF imported Habana cigars.-Elmira Adver-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

Not yet accomplished g How sensibly your
little boy ialksi'' exclaimed Mrs. Smith.
Yes . replied Mrs. Brown " he hasnt been
among company yet
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

The editor of the Ansonia Sentinel fond a
covered basket on his stoop the other nigh t.
But it contained nothing but peaches. A
mighty narrow escape. --Danbury News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

1t is hoped that the foolish cadets at An
napolis Academy have been punished snffi
GENTLY to get the haze seed out of their hair
-<Bost. Com. Bulletin.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

The strongest man living-the man who
moves the house by his tears.-New York
ook-keeper. How about the farmer who
moved cord of wood by his steers.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

Mr. Pinchbeck thinks the coored mar
should be represented in the Cabinet. Mr.
Pinchbeck forgets. Haven't we tawny
general.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

serious charge 1t was said of mau
with a very rubicupd nose that he looked as
II be might be the collector of the port.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

'Wcre You ever in any engagement" in
quired an innocent rustic of a great city mill
tiamau. Eyes, one,' replied that son of
Mars; but she went back on me.'-Com.
Adv
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

II isths height of folly TO wait until you
are 10 bed with disease that may last mouths.
when you can be cured by timely use OF
Parker's Ginger Tonic. We have known
sickly families made the healthest by it,
Observer, n.2,1m,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

- q r =, Great chance to make money We need
t&AH ga person in every town to take SUBJ
pskHAk sclptans the largest. cheapest and
NN9FSfaYa best Illustrated family publication in
he world. anyone can become sue
oesslai agent SIX elegant works art given free TO
subs Fhes The price is SO low that almost everybody
snsehe. 9ae agent reports taking 10 subscribers in
day. lady agent reports making over 5000 clear
profit IN ton days Allwho engage make money fast.
You devote all your time to the business or only
your spare time. You need not be away from home
night. You do IL as well as others Full di-
reetIops and terms free klcgau and expensive Outfit
tree If you want profitable work send your address
at once costs nothing to try the BUSINESS No one
who engages fails make great pay Address tkoRGE
STISsoN & Co.. Portland, Maine. je 23-Iy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

Fsesh. "May have the pleasule?" Miss
Society "Qui." Fresh "Wbat does we
mean?" Miss s. 40, U, and L.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

A cute observer remarks that the man who
stopped his paper to economic is like man
who goes barefoot to save bis shoes
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16
MISCELLANY.
Noughty, but Dice-si, 900, 600.

A coquette may well speak of her victims
as the friends of her early daze.-Errstic En-
rioue.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16
From
Col. T.. r.. Foster.

Y0rN0sfoWN, ONO, May lDlh, lNs0
DR.. b. j. KENDALL Co, GFsfss-l had very
valuable Hamhletouiun colt which priced highly
he had large bone SPAWN one joint and smaller
the other which made him VERY iame had him
under the charge OF two Veterinary surgeons who fail
ed cure him. was one day rcaaing the advertise
meut of kGEBALr5s SPAWN tugN In the Chicago Ex-
press, determined a once 10 try and got Drug
took them Il aud Thought wena give IL d thorough
trial, used il odg 10 fee tons aud by the fourth
day the colt ceased to be lame aud the Jumps have
trey disappeared. used hut bottle and the colts
limbs free from IumIfs aud smooth any
horse In The state lie Is entirely cared The cure was
remarkable that let Two OF my neighbors have the
remaining two bottles, who now using IL.
Very respectfully,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

Is In its effects mild In It's action does not
blister and yet il penetrating and powerful 20 reach
any deep seated pain or TO remove any bony growth
any other enlargement used for several days such
spaylns, spns, curbs, csious, sprans swelllngs.
any lameness and all engagements OF the joints and
or limbs, or rheumatism In aud for any purpose
for which linment Is used for aud beast IL is
now known to be the best Imminent for used
acting mild and yet certain in its effects 1t is used full
strength with perfect safety all Of the year
Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we think
gives positive proof OF its virtues No
met with such unqualified success, knowledge,
for beast well as man.
Price 81 per bottle bottles for s.. All dru ygists
have IL get ii for you ii will be sent to any
address on reeeipht OF price by the proprietors.
DIR. b. J. KENDALL x co,
Enoshurgh Falls Vermont
SOLD BY ALI. DRUGGISTS.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16
KendaIl's SPAWN Cure on
Human Flesh.

Patterns MILLS WASH. Co, N. Y, Feb 81, 1878.
b. J. KENDALL, NJ. d.: pear Sir-The particular
case on which used your SPAWN Cure malignant
ankle sprain of sixteen months standing had tried
many things but in vain. Your SPAWN Cure put the
foot to the ground again and for the first time since
hurt, In natural position. For family IMMINENT 1t
excels anything we ever used.
Yours truly,
REV. NJ. 7. BELL,
Pastor NJ L. Church. Patterns Mills, N X.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16
KENDALL's SPAWN CURE.
Apr. -, 'oI.-ly.

THE MOST SUCCESSFUL REEpY ever discovered
It is certain in its effects and does not blister REAL
PROOF BELOW.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-16

general.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-04-26
A Promising Youth,


Harry Castleman, the bshv wonder from
Casey county, arrived in t4e city yesterday,
and Is qusrteled with his parents at the boar
ding house corner of Eighth and Green. This
youngster is now thirty-two months old and
weighs ITO pounds. He has a bay window
that would make Uncle Billy Meiiwether
ashamed of himself, and a shape-well, a
shape that would at better in a washingtub
than in the conventional baby chair. This
preponderous youth, like all fat people, is
the offspring Of poor but honest parents, who
intend to exhibit him in public, that they
may earn enough money with his divine fig
ure to send him 10 school and educate him
properly. He 10 very smart as well as fat.
He walks talks, eats, cries, holds his
breath and bites his thumbs like all babies,
and some Of these days, If he has good luck,
will learn how TO stand on his head and skin
q cat with his eyes shut. When master Gas.
teman was born ho weighed nine pounds.
AT three months no began 10 bloom, and
then tipped the balance at twenty.four
pounds. At six months his weight was forty
nine pounds; at twelve months, sixty-seven
pounds; at twenty.one months, eighty-six
pounds, and ct thirty.two months, his pres
emit age, one hundred and ten pounds. He is
gaining flesh rapidly, and bids fair, in his day,
10 out rival the fat boy from Australia. Ho
stands three feet three inches.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-04-26

DR.. Kings Syphiltic Remedy is guaran
teed to cure syphilis in the primary, second
dairy and tertiary stages, and in all its varied
and complicated forms, and will cure the
worst cases of venerisl diseases, cases which
have resisted the treatment of the most emf
nent physicians of America. 1t cures the
first stage and heals the ulcers in fow days.
1t cures ulcers in the mouth, nose, throat,
head, arms, and legs; also, hard pains in the
bones and joints, syphilitic rheumatism, etc.
in short time. Price, $500 per package
sent everywhere by express. A treatise on
sexual diseases free. Sent sealed for two
stamps, DR.. j. Dinsbeer, 4l5 North 9TH street,
st. Louis, Mo. Cures guaranteed or money
refunded. DR.. Dinsbeer makes chronic dis.
eases specially. Ifyou are afflicted with
no no matter what, call or what.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-04-26
Cotton Mi,l. I'm the seu,h.

The Boston Journal Of Commerce says
Ut is the custom to speak of the southern
mills as OF little account making an inferior
class OF goods, only 1t for southern trade,
etc. An Englishmsn lately visiting the
Eagle Il Phoenix mills, Columbus, Georgia,
said the new No. mill was tho best equip
ped mill in the world. Certainly there Is no
mill making larger variety or better GUAM
nty OF goods. 1t has every new improve
ment, and some that no other mills in the
country are using. The profit of these mills
last year was 20 per cent. on capital of ST.
10Y, 600, or $576 per spindle. The mills are
lighted with the Brush electric light, and
water power Is used to run them. II COS, to
light the No. 8 mill for six months, including
carbons and attendance, $40; for the same
time gas would have cost $1,000.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-04-26
Turkish Carpets.

For some time past, writes the Moniteur
des Fills OF Tissus, the drsperies and carpets
of Turkey have been in great favor for the
decoration of our interiors. Turkish carpets,
called also Smyrna, are made everywhere in
Anatolls, but principally at Ouchak,
Gheurdes and Keuls, each place giving its
own mark to its particular productions. 1t
is at Ouchsk, however, that the long piled
carpets are made. The Turkish women are
almost solely employed for this work. The
Greek women were not permitted I'M
til within the last few years TO
make this particular kind Of
carpet, and made, therefore, almost
exclusively the kind called in the country
Greek Kilmi. The process Of manufacture
is simple aud easy. A large frame placed
vertically has a wooden cylinder at the top,
over which is passed the warp, which is
stretched by a crossbeam also of wood. At
the lower part of this frame another cylinder
receives the carpet as II is made The work
women are seated before the frame which
bears the warp. To form the design they
take the threads of wool which have been
dyed and prepared beforehand, and tie them
to the warp in slip knot. They then pass
the welt by hand, drawing
the knots together with large
wooden comb, and finally level tho woven
part with scissors. All this work is
executed with marvellous dexterity and preci-
sion. Generally each workwoman executes
only that portion of the design which
is assigned her. She knows by heart the
number of threads that ought to be employed
and is never at loss how to graduate
shade. But when new design has to be
executed an expert workwoman is chosen to
make model after the sketch with which
she is provided; this she afterward gives to
the other women. They make use of the
wrong side of the model 10 count the
stitches and to make the required piece.
With this method of manufacture only the
equalized ends of wool are seen without
exposing either the warp or welt. The
duration of these carpets is unlimited. There
are 1000 looms at Ouchak, about GOO of
which are in active work during the
whole year. On an average about 1900
workpeople are employed-S,000 women,
800 young girls for the weaving, and 500
men for washing and dyeing the woods The
workwomen earn from 50 3D. to 3s 10d per
week. Each woman wesve' on an average
about quarter of yard III length and half
a yard in width. About six women are EN-.
ployed in making carpet of four yards in
width, working at distance of about FIVE
eighths from each other.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-04-26
From Gainesville.

The Lindsay house sample room, in Gaines.
vile, is one of the most elegant saloons in
North Texas. Mr.. Ed. Dryer, the proprie-
tor, has taken special pains 10 make il at.
tractive, and to this end keeps nothing but
the very finest brands Of pure sour mash,
hand made WHISTLES; his wines and liquors
are all imported, and his cigars of the best
brands Of Havana and domestic manufacture.
He has also billiard room attached, and his
sample room is now fashionable resort of
Gainesville. To those visiting that town, Ed.
extends a cordial invitation TO call and see
him, assuring all that he will kindly greet
them with the best of everything in his line
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-04-26
Journalism In China.

Mr.. John p. Cowles, vice consul 10 Chine,
here few days with view to delivering his
lecture upon Chinese manners and customs.
A Courier Journal reporter met the gentle
man yesterday afternoon and asked him to
talk for the paper while. OF course the
subject Of Chinese. manners and customs is
threadbare at this late day, and what Mr..
Cowles said concerning them would DO of
little interest. The reporter asked him to
talk about political matters in China, but this
he refused to do upon the ground that his
superiors might object He did go SO far as
to state, however, that the people of the
mighty MoDgolian nation were wholly unac-
quainted with the Chinese treaty, and.knew
nothing whatever of the objections urged
against them by their cousins in America.
Mr.. Cowles is himself an editor and referred
lsughingly to his journalistic ventures in
China. The paper he edited was the Foo.
chow Herald, published at the delightful rat
metropolis of Foochow. 1t was an eight
column paper, about the size of two thester
programmes. Ithad exactly fifty subscribers,
was issued weekly, and only cost the paltry
subscription price of S32 per annum, and
extra copies were ST each. Taking these
prices as standard, it would cost very
decent fortune for single page of adver-
Using space in the Foochow Herald. The
paper only pretended TO give the small
amount of local news that could be gathered
in the city, and its circulation was confined
exclusively TO the European population.
Even at S32 per year, 81 for each extra copy,
and small fortune for one page ofadvertise-
ments, Mr.. Cowles said he failed TO get rich,
and finally abandoned his editorial position
to successor whom no hopes will prove
more fortunate from financial standpoint
than himself.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-04-26
Notice 10 PAysici.u. and r.w,l,..

am making specially of fine, old and
pure liquors, for medicinal purposes. have
In stock, in bottles, F. Mestresu & Cos. 8
iest brandy, q years old, Otsrd brandy,
10 years old; old peach brardy, extra fine;
London Dock, old Jamaica rum; De Ruy.
t S. Arrow ~ brand. old Holland gin, Nectar
Bourbon 2S years old, Jamison's Irish whisky,
years In bond in the city of Dublin. Loeb
Kstrine, thistle brand Scotch whisky, 6
years old, and Cream of the Highland whis-
~ ~ Fort wine, private stock, so years old. Dry
unionport, Is years old, Assmsnushsu.en
ked khinewine. Duff Gordon, xxx Golden
sherry, Benedictine cordial, McEwen Scotch
ale, Burko's Guinness Dublin Stout, Cam
t5eil q Cos, Belfast (Irish) Ginger ale, Piper
He'ds'eck champagne, Motifs Sparkling
champagne, cider, quarts and pints, ali
kinds OF wines and liquors by quart or gallon.
Also full stock Of fresh canned goods,
staple and fancy groceries,
Respectfully,
L. +. HyaHKs,
Grocer, 720 Elm st.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-04-26
shiioh's Consumption Cure.

This is beyond question the most successful
Cough Medicine we have ever sold, a few
doses invariably cure the worst cases of
Drough. Group, and Bronchitis, while 8
wonderful success in the cure of c assumption
is without parallel in tho his CRY Of medi-
clue. Since Its first discovery II has been
sold on guarantee, q test which no other
medicine can stand. Ifyou havea cough We
earnestly ask you 70 try It, Price 10c,s, 80
cts, and 81 90. Ifyour lungs are sore, chest
orback, lame, use Shiloh's Porous Plaster
Price 26cts. Sold by Hickox & House
druggists COG Main street. Dallas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-04-26
Gigantic Figures.

Little does the world think what tremend-
Gus capital II requires to carry on Its travel,
traffic and commerce. The railroad net,
woven all over the globe, consists of 100000
miles. Asia, Australia and Africa can claim
only tho fourteenth part, the other thirteen
fourtcenshs being nearly equally divided be-
tween Europe and Amercs. The rolling
stock In use over this railroad net consists Of
&C, 900 locomotives. 10000 passenger and
palace ears, and l 100000 freight cars. The
capital invested In Nil the railways Is esti-
mated ut twenty millisrds Of dollars
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-04-26
A faultless family medicine that mothers can

A faultless family medicine that mothers can
rely upon for their children and for them
selves. Corrects acidity OF the stomach, cures
collie, regulates the bowels, Is q purifier and
tonic to the whole syste N, and Ia given with
safety and the happiest results TO The most del
icate Infants. Children, rs well as adults, eat
sometimes too much supper, or eat something
which does not digest well, producing sour
stomach, collie, or restlessness-a good Gose OF
Simmons Liver Regulator will give certain
relief.
81 have used Simmons Regulator in my
family for eight or ten years, and found II to
be the best family medicine ever used.
have used 1t In most cases when my children
had diarrhea Colo, h. adache. You may say
1t Is the best family medicine eyer used for
anything that may happen. | have used 1t in
Indigestion and found 1t to relieve me imme-
diately after =. eating hearty supper. go
ing to bed l take about teaspoonful and new
er feel the effects of the supper eaten
OVID q. SPARKS,
Ex-Mayor, City of Macon, Ga -
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-04-26

All O. Orr's buggies and carriages lave
Servants patent wheels--1 l.S inch axles.
Orr's Concord side-spring buggies ar
hung ON equaizers and have steel bows, atee
ties and Sarvan wheels.
Buy. your buggies at w. w. Orr, successor
to Sechler & Orr, Main street, Dallas, Texas.
Orr soils all styles of Concord side-sprinc
buggies. Send for his illustrated catalogue
and price-list.
Go and see 0rr's buggies and carriage
before buying elsewhere or send for prices
list.
Orr sells the best buggies for the money in
no worla.
Orr keeps all styles of carriages, ph@tons
and spring wagons.
lfyou want to buy family carriage send
or Orr's catspgia AL ore, list