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The Osceola times., 1881-07-30
The Unfortunate Position OF Bridegroom
San Francisco Post.

san FRANCISCO Post.
They had terrible time at wedding
up at Peterluma the other day, and
which only goes TO show the smallest
draw back will sometimes take the stiff.
fening out of the swellest occasion.
II seems that the ceremony was .
very grand affair, indeed. There were
eight bridesmaids, and the church was
crowded from pit to dome, as the dra-
matte critics would say. But, when they
got to the proper place in the ceremony,
and the groom began feeling around for
the ring, he discovered that il wasn't on
hand. After the minister had scowled
at the miserable wretch for awhile the
latter detected that the magic circlet had
slipped through hole in his pocket an d
worked down into his boot. He COM
municated the terrible fact in whisper
10 the bride, who turned deadly pale
and was only kept from fainting by the
reflection that they would inevitably cut
the strings Of her satin corset in case
she did.
"Why don't you produce the ring?"
whispered the brides big brother,
hoarsely, and feeling for his pistol, under
the impression that the miserable man
was about to back out.
Il can't. It's in my boot" explained
the groom, under his breath, his very
hair meanwhile turning red with morti-
tication.
TRY and fish it out, somehow-hurry
up !" mumbled the preacher behind his
book.
'l'll try" gasped the victim, who was
very stout; and he put one foot on the
chancel rail, pulled up his trousers leg,
and began making spasmodic jabs for the
ring with his forefinger. The minister
motioned TO the orgsnist to squeeze out
a few notes to fill in the time, while a
rumor rapidly went through the congre-
CATION to the effect that telegram had
lust arrived proving that the groom had
four We living IN the East already.
IL can't reach it, groaned the ha. I
married man, in agony, at won't come
"Sit down and take off your boot, YOU
fool p hissed the brides mother, while
the bride herself moaned piteously and
wrung her hands.
There was nothing left; so the sufferer
sat down on the floor and began to
wrt stle with his boot hich was natu-
rally new and tight, while flesh rumor
got under way TO the eject that the
groom was beastly tight and insisted on
paring his corns.
As the 90 came finally off, its crush>
ed wearer ldeavored, unsuccessfully,
TO hide a tr .de dollar hole in the heel OF
his stocking; noticing which the parsol.
who was humorous sort OF sky~con-
tractor, said, grimly:
"You sem TO be getting maYied just
in time. my young friend
And the ceremony proceeded with the
party of the first part standing on one
leg, trying to hide his well-ventilsted
foot under the tail of his coat, and ap
propristely muttering Darn it = at
short intervals.
The Osceola times., 1881-07-30
nassssr.gsng crsp Repsrss-
New York Tribune.

The crop reports Of the Department. Of
Agriculture are discour.ging. With the
ees4 possible weather from now to hsr-
Vt tDe, the wheat will fall consider.
bly, short al that Of last year. The acre
- soun % sprins wheat fell Oh to s.
pee .esnt a that Of 1850, BY reason, no
ooaht. of the Low prices last fall and win.
tssy nd ths winter wheat yield 10 likely
. - ssrioasly reduced BY veevil in the
Ws1t and cold weather in California.
An incrssss Of oae per cent In the area
esltivsted 10 cotton 10 reported, but is
nk11y - b nose than counterbalanced
I - g.os ccedissoe g ne ron spec
717IW Gf6ko - - Z - 1SSs ~
The Osceola times., 1881-07-30
fatII IN Lonuou.
Pal MAJ Gazette.

To dilate upon the special Characters.
tlcs OF a Patti rentre wruld be To re-
echo somewhat hackrpyed story. The
same brilliant sathsriDg the same en-
thlslastic greeting. and the same pro-
fusion OF floral tributes with which we
have been familiar for nearly a score Of
wears may be chrouicled once more.
And further, it may be granted that
Tuesdays experience did not warrant
the idea that natural cIuses would speed-
lily supervene 10 cause a change in the
attitude OF the public toward their great
ost operate fayorite. A gradual modIf.
cation of Nine. PATHS voice has been IN
progress for some time. She has lost
the exceptional high notes in which she
used TO revel, but very liberal eompen-
sation has been granted in the increased
power and fsllness Of the middle and
lower register. Her voice is still per
iecily under control. its quality has In no
wise deteriorated, and her appearance
is as youthful as ever.
The Osceola times., 1881-07-30
Mr.. Partinstan sa,.

Don't take any OF the qnack rostrums, a.
they are regimentil to the humsn cistern
but put your trust IN Hop Bitters, which
will cure general dilapidaiion. cosiive habits
and all comic diseases. They saved Isaac
rom a severe extract of tripod fever. Thy
are the a< Ils.s szsS Of medicines - Basfan
Gl.-hs.
The Osceola times., 1881-07-30

two women at the foot. They both
looked no as he called, "Hsld on for one
moment J"
The possibility of being saved took
away Isabel Tressips strength, and her
| orror-stricken brother saw her fall for
ward into the embrace of the foam
crested wave that had Just swept up.
But no. The pale face Of Nell Haviland
cleaned from the water, and the al
most exhausted girl said:
Take her, quick p'
Tressil snatched the senseless form OF
his sister, and gooaned.
''oh God must leave you to be
drowned, Nell ?"
you cannot lake us. both. Tell Alice
that kept my promise"
Aud Nell turned her face away to
watch with curious sort Of expectancy
the gigantic billow slowly crawling to-
ward. II swept over her. and then she
felt herself Tilted up and borne off; but
TO her benumbed sense of hearing it
teemed as if an agonized voice called,
Nell, my darlingP and then dark
ness-nothingness.
Was it Providence thst called Alice
Haviland to the cliffs at that moment
But she bent over them just as Goddard
Tressil began his ascent. What was
II at object buried almost in the water
below him ? She recognized it. Only
an angel could have steadied the feet
Of the light figure that swung itself
recklessly by Goddard Tressil and his
burden. She reached the end of the
path just as the wave bore away the
form Of her sister, and great cry broke
from her lips
Nell, my darling p
The covetous waves dashed the sense
less body at her feet, and then strove to
bear away two victims. But the soft
arms of Alice Haviland seemed TO have
been endowed with the strength of iron,
for seizing Nell in a strong embrace she
fought the pillows until they shrank
back. conquered by the power of love.
Soon Goddard Tressil relieved her, and
how, she never knew, she reached the
top of the cliffs, but when there I'M
consciousness overlook her.
Slowly Alice drifted back to life. She
found herself in large pleasant cham
ber.
where am ?" she questioned feebly.
Goddard Tressil bent over her.
"You are at the Cliffs" he answered.
up, Alice exclaimed Where is Nell +?
| must go to her."
"She is doing well. and mother is di-
vidiug her time between sister Nellie ;
that is" he added imploringly, "she
will be my sister if you can ever forgive
my cowardice of three months ago."
II We failed 10 surmise Alice's answer,
the wedding bells that rang out SO mer-
rily six months afterwards would have
told us whether she refused TO forgive
him or not. And among all the kins-
folk that assembled at the Cliffs to wit
Less the marriage Of Goddard Tressil
and the fair young music teacher. none
was so dear to the heart of Mrs. Tressll
as Daughter Nellie, who nearly lost her
life to save Isabels," and happy Neli-
Hsvilani never regretted that she faitp
fully redeemed her promise.
The Osceola times., 1881-07-30

-Gambetta has on his desk, while
presiding in the Chamber Of Deputies,
8 elsn oflemonade, Q elao Of red wine
anA N opegH-ein0 II be we're Q hand
ooos - h vunA also have looking.
ylnn
The Osceola times., 1881-07-30

The curious fact has been brought
ont in researches into the Distribution
enu nature OF ozone that this peculiar
gas. NJ state of oxygen gas. Is most
abundant in west and southWest winds.
anu lesst during east and southeast
winds, the proportion being thles to
one: The well known depressing effect
OF the east wind may be due TO ti,is
TACT. The proportion given above is de-
daoed from experiments in England.
Tae Bntish 0,veransst vim soea
.~t---se S4ers-4x> -
The Osceola times., 1881-07-30

Candle screens in japanese Grape are
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The Osceola times., 1881-07-30

He reached The CON- and commenced
desrsnAing IL 18th q Z bseak-aeck
peed - hia kosy51ed nAss 1fsc1s1ea
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27
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Lines to

Wilt thou leave me thusI Is there no power
In deep and pure affection, such as Glows
Within my ardent soul to win thee back e"
Oh return, return to me love
And thou shalt make me what thou willest Thou
10 gentle tones hast whispered VOWS of love
Mfh Ea,6 ante %y sassfd sSs and
Aye thou hast been to me the sun of light
And hope: In hours Of sorrow. when all. seemed
Desolate and drear around my lonely
Ny grief. Oh! how chanseS! The tyrant. Time
And sud; nd; life's br'sht dreams OF Joy have per.
In my heart; my sun of hope has set, and dark
And dismal clouds o'erhsDg my evening sky;
No friendly star beams forth ITS cheering rays
/, Of mellow light to guide my wave toosed back
On life's tempestuous sea. All is gloom,
And yet when thou art near y feeling stirs
Within my heart and wakens from the tomb
OF Memory. A fragile bud IL opes,E
Its tender leaves and breathes upon the air
Its sweet and gentle fragrance one moment
And then In m0ekery vanishes away,
| In solitude. When human eyes behold
Me not. wild sghs scouyulse my bosom, ~"i
And burning tears in vOceless agony
Steal down ny pailid cheeks. But I must stil
The raging tumut Ofmy soul and quell
My struggling sighs. The cold unleeling worlt
Shall never know the bitter anguish
Of my aching heart; my light and giddy
Laugh shall cheat the .gaspIng crowd who littl
hink this reckless mirih is but the gaudy
fCurtam Of disguise whose fiimsy folds
Conceal from vulgar gaze deep abyss
OF woe. Alasi am not what seem.
| have Il rim :, which thou, in hopes glad
Summertime didst place upon my finger
Bade me wear II as the emblem oil a love
That could not cease with mortal life-too pure
For earth|in Heaven 'twould brighten to u hol
| Flame, and live forever there. loved thee,
| And in my fond Imagination deemed
| Thee some kind angel sent from Paradise
To be my earthly solace olasped thee
To my soul with wild delight, nor asked
| OF heaven greater boon. Alasi Thou
| Art gone and the heart where once thou
Hadst thy dwelling place Is left desolate.
| Farewell! love thee still despite thy cold
| DesertiOn. FAREWELL Obi not forever
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27

seen; him to the devil before they
wOnId have. voted for him to be sen.
ator If they hSd had q suspicion thar
lie lw0uld vote ii tie senate against
the demooraticu spsrsy. Within the
spsst Two or three years prosperity III
The state Jhas begun to revive very
become observabie.. II Wa obvious
|tof1fah0ne ttsae ahss Ooco patioH 40 .
IS Readjpster'is vas aQminG.st su end
and he had sense enough ste see that q
new party cry was necessary. He cav
thsth an ntke hoheSt' white men who
khsd bseaS ac0soperatingw with him7w ere
about % dessrt him, oethat hso fais.
ed bis new ,cry, for .free ballot and
1. faif count" This is nothing but
'oid "fsldj ment,' N which never was
cehcerssdsin the sllg ghtess degrse vi III
tss;resdj0ssRentn Of tbesdsbt really, go
far IA the lieadeFso were, copcerned,
under 4 new name. 1t is An effort to
TORN 3 'eoMBfnatfon betweSn all the
seates aud, ithe white
bblAckgnsxds,othAt theo white. black;
guards. may hold Offices into, which
the negroes. are TO vote them. There
is- no sincerity or honesty III the
movement. IINst the first place there
has beer no unfair count, except Il,
isolated INSTANCES where MAhOne con-
Itroiied, in the state of Virginia
Elsctions. from 1863 until this time
have been ift.ssT, oaAAj aAirsr iit Tbs
state Of YirRinia.oekeapt IN: . fey iso
lated cases, than In any state tM WI
| UpjQp, verify. believe. olhel
w6t&. .Tekeept fiio SneWdp dpartidnlsl
lhcsses, they hsvu s6etmi sAsoluteiy jfres
and fair in " ,rginA Siusine Alh tha'
time: There As,,, therefafs. NO oScas
lou for the cry, nor is there any hon
city Id il. His fparti5shs sd6dga en-
4Yineered by iuUcsIleiid and ''iasiIcerl
k@en to socOmplishytheiri own selhsl
!. .aims-, AlmQst every, ,instanoe Of dis
E6Snesty il Ballotfng II Virginia o
(which complaint hiss been made ba
fA1ways obeea chasgsdse0 tt1b acceun
kpf W NJ Mshoue, !, snd copld sssily b.
liked upon, him, belieye, II IT, YER
/ desired. ]. am weary OF The subjec:
Find W6dld talk fuftHsf to you iAbou
j it.but tes tksG F.mussssk You, shere
j fore. t0sallosW me ~ drop IL. Al sbm'
future time, if you choose 70 ask m
Ispecifc Questions, will try aud ail
vk5f theaf,DiiaYsyi g Hiss-s'se
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27
BROUGHT ABOUT A CONTEST

In the democratic party between a
majority of the legislature and the
governor. The legislature kept on
passing bills, TO compel the. coupon
holders to release their liens upon the
states money, which the governor at
once vetoed. The attempt to elect
n legislature which could pi over
ride the governors veto resulted in
the election of a. majority of readjust-
ers and negroes in the fall Of 1879,
which elected Malone United. States
senator, he having continued IN the
mesntime to lead the readjus ter
partyain the sta te. profcsseuly in the
ranks Of the democratic party. The
large majority Of the lcgisls ture
which elected him senator. W bile read
1asters OF the state debt, were e.rn-
est democrats, aud they would have
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27
DIALOGUE BETWEEN THE DOCTOR
AND PATIENT.

"Well, doctor, now that you have
thoroughly diagnosed my case. what
do you think about it, candidly? Does
there seem to be any danger. to
you ?"
"N.no, not the slightest, butt
"But2 Idon't understand you."
|, "There is not the slightest danger
to me. personally, from you illness {;
wish ! could say AS much for you ~
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27
HOW GRANT WRITES.
From the Boston Post.

Gen. Grant has written a brief let
ter to Gen. Schofield, from which We
make the following Interesting ex-
tracts: Il nave Il feel,' Il might do,
III had, think.' ''I had, Il was, ~
thought,''I wss,' Il contem plate, 81
have Il feel.' Il should have, II am, ,
If had Il of COURSE Il entertained.'
The rest OF the letter is of no, partio.
ular interest to the general pubic.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27
! cite and 10.

: - From the Young Ladies' journal. u
Two girls klow-Jeanlette and Jo-ss
The other lassie, come what may, -,
Is ever brayeiy hoping. -e--
Beauty of face and girlish grace
Are theirs for joy or sorrow;
Jeannette takes brightly every day. o
And 10 breads each Tomorrow.
One early morn they watched the dawn
saw them stand together; q
The whole day'esp0rt, twas very plain.
Depended on the weather. !. = F,.gf
""Twin atorm. /" cried Je. j Jeapnette spoke
yes but 'tWill soon be over,'
And Us she spoke, the sudden shower fl
Came beating down the clover.
'!itold you SO ~ cried angry Jo;
= 1t always Is a-raining ~
Then hid her face in indire.deepsir.
Lamenttng and complaining.
But sweet Jeannette. quite hopeful yet
/. teliit to her honor
Looked mp. aud waited till the sun
Came streaming in upon. her.
The broken clouds sailed OF in crowds. |
Jeanette and 10 ran laughing in
Which ends my simple story.
Joy is divine; come storm, come shine,
The hopeful are the gladdest;
And doubt and dread, dear girls. believe,
OF all things are the saddest.
In mornings light let youth be..bright;
Take in the summer tenderl :
Then, at the close. shall life's decline
Be full of sunset splendor.
And yet who fret. try. like Jeanette,
To shun all weak complaining;
And not like Jo, cry out too soon:
''1t always is a-rsfning!" l"
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27
he EXPLA1Hs.

"William, myl dear. will You kind.
ly explain g yonf poor, Ignorant
between. 'deport' sad transport p -
let me 'seelOhl il your mother, for
instance. were to commit felony aud
be,convioted she would .be deported
aud should be transported see ~
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27
WHY HE MOURNED.

A well-to-do manufacturer loses
his child. Arfriend who calls upon
him 10 express his sympathy, fluids
him seated before the little coffin In a
state Of complete prostration.
"Come. cheer up !"rsays the friend;
-"don't giveaswxy fd sorrow! We
must all !die-7everything lis for the
best ]" -
a"Buk" sobs the afflicted parent,
'.look at that coffin. They've, gone
and charged me 15 francs for 1t, and
there isn't francs worti, Of material
aud lsbor ini it'll That's what breaks
my heart u
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27

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.ars; To- S H. ."s.an.ncs ,oh.cnn ,nr
s;s % so,.ca Ioid ~ III. s Sacor.,;nm M
s yv!sSo' kou lvI n.s He.ols ss.ou'
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Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27
IT'S TRUE! TITS PITY.

Gath says: "The republican party
Is an idea and a scheme" The idea is
to get possession of the offices, and
the scheme is to work them for all
they are worth.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27
PILES AND EISTULA
PERMANENTLY CURED!
TIL. BOLTON, II. d.,
REMINGTON, MISSOURI,

WILL Perfectly and Permanently cure all
w Cases of Piles and Fistula. OF however
Long Standing. or OF the Worst Forms, without
KniEe, Ligature or Caustfc.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27
Treatment Mild with but Little Pain,

No detention from business. and no danger to
be feared from treatment. 1use method which
sion, and never fails to cure. Same treatment
as that of DR.. T. w. Thornton, of Kansas City
No pay until patient is entirely cured. Con-
crate aprZ3m6
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27
X10 .0OO To L.OAN-

| THAVE on hand the above amount of Money,
| (which will loan in sums to suit, on real es-
| tate security. Office in the mtelligencer build.
irg. uan8l GEO. 8. RATHBUN.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-08-27
:MoNEY'ATeaND1PE PER CENT,

1HAvE several thousand dollars for loan at
i the above rate of interest. in sums to suit.
Ohioe6gpostte City Hotel. Lexington;
aug6m3 7. G. WOOD.