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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

Norm GRERCE, N. Y, April 30, 1880.
Dr. Il. Y. Pierce, Buffalo, n. T.: Dear Sir
feel IL my duty to write and thank you for
what your Golden Medical Discovery" and
"Favorito Prescription" have done for my
daughter. 1t is now five weeks since she began
their use, She is more tieshy, has more color
in her faco, no headache, and is in other ways
greatly improved. Yours truly,
Mns MARoEIIA MYERS
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

The Louisville Cou,mcrcioi cites the,caso
Of Captain Charles n. Corri, Of that city,
who was cured by st. jacobs Oil, after suf.
iering for years with rheumatisme-sI'ors
(Neb) Rcpstb soaa.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

Treatise upon the Horse and his Diseases.
Book of 100 pages. Valuable to every owner
of horses Postage stamps taken. Sent post
paid by New York Newspaper Union 150 Worth
Street New York
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

"GoLDEN MEDICAL Discovery" trademark
regis;oro y is not only a sovereign remedy for
consuml tion, but also for consumptivo night
sw,ats, bronchitis coughs, splitting of blood,
affections of tho throat and chest. By drug
pisis.
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Dcd-Buas, Ronchcs,
Rats, cats, mice, ants, flies, insects, cleared
by "Rough ON Rats. y l5c., drnggists.

INDIGESTION, DYSPEPSIA, nervous prostration
and all forms of general debility roliovod by
taking MENsMAN's PErroNIzED BEEF 1oNIc tho
only preparation of beef containing its entire
nutritious properties. Itcontains bloo1-making,
force generating and DEMONSTRATING properties
is invaluable in all enfeeblod conditions, whether
tho result Of exhaustion, nervous prostration,
ovorwork or acute disease, particularly il
resulting from pulmonary complaints Caswell,
Hazard Il Co., propriotors, New York.
SAFE AND RELtABLE-Thero is no disease OF
the human system for which the VEoETINE can
not be used with perfect safety, rs ii does not
contain any metallic compound
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

The Philodeltbia Easg How men ons
Mr. J. A. Walton, of 12l5 North Twelfth
street, that city, as nm enthusiastic inddecr
Of ST. Jacobs Oh for the relief ara cutt Of
diseases Of horses
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

Unlike other cathartics, Or. Pierce's opel
let's" do not render the bowels costive after
operation but on the contrary, establish a
permanently healthy action. being entirely
ro3etd5le no particular care is required while
u,ing them. BY druggista.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

AroTou bald? CARBoLINE, a dGodorigel OK
tract of petroleum, the only cure for badness,
has been improved, so that it is now the most
delightful dressing in the world The only
real natural hair restorer ever produced
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

The captain Of Che steamship
Bothnio, has made 800 trips across the
Atlantic and never lost man.
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nnrns r,NlIncnfrA.

n is no vile drugged stun, pretending to be
made Of wonderful foreign roots, barks etc,
and p1lfed MP by long bogus certificates of pre-
tended miraculous cures, but simple, puro,
effective medicine, mado of woll-known vslna-
bic remedies, that furnishes its own certificates
by its cures. We refer to Hop Bitters, the
purcst and bost Of medicines. See "Truths "
aid Proverbs" " in another column.
THERE arc in the United States 3, 793 public
libraries containing ~ 4S9 G7t volumes
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

A MAN may suffer without shining; he can
not sin without suffering.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

WE shall be free from evil desires only when
we are pure in heart.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

PHILADELPHIA and New York are connected
by more telegraph wires than any other two
cities in the world, the number being Ito.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

MEN often judge the person, but not the
cause, which is not justice, but malice.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

You can always Judge tailor by the
make he wears, and a potter by the ware
he makes.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23
HOW TO sECURE HRALrn.

II Is strange any will suffer from derangcihcns
brought on by impure blood, when SCOVILLS SARSA-
PARIL.LA AND DSTtLLINGIA,or BLOOD AND LIVER
SYRUP viii restore health TO the physical organization
Its Strengthening syrup pleasant to take, and the BEST
BLOOD PURIFIER ever discovered, curing Scrofua,
Syphto disorders Weakness Of the kidneys Kryspelas
Malaria Nervous disorders, Debility, Bilious complaints
and Diseases of the Blood Liver Kidneys Stomach,
Skin, etc.
Edcy's CHrbOlIc TnOches prevent all conta-
gious diseases, such as DphtheIia, Scarlet Fover,
Whooping Cough and cure Coughs and Colds.
Pleasant 20 the taste and good dsinleciant.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

A MARKET woman in Peoria, Illinois, being
detected in giving short measure, was fined,
and from intense chagrin committed suicide
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23
5000 Agents wanted for life or
NEW RICH BLOOD !

PnrsOnr' PmrgnIIve Pills make New Rich
Blood, and will comretely change the blood in the
will take pill each night from TO weeks may be
restored TO sound health If such thing be possible.
Sold everywhere sent by mail for letter stamps
/. =. JOHNSON IL CO., Boston, Mass,
formerly HANGAR, Me.
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WEATAER--OR NOT

weadnlre sho philosophy Of the unfortunate
man. who, when everything had beer nWeps
away said, ''Wcn thoroll be weather ana .. lo1e9
dos1 of ali siihiecei everyone thinks II bic
snccial FIGHT 20 tiy to bettef the weather. ena
nurls lis anothomas nnaihst "Qld propapilltign,
and all who cndeavor 70 assat hlm ~ reg.ilAei y Nv
.he wpnthor Tho following communication u
from Prof rice, of 81 Louis, Mo-, the renowned
nietcorologist and weather prophet OF the west
II does not discuss the weather but nomelnlpt
surely Of moro Importance 10 those who snief
with that pninfil malady he speaks or: Inc
doynitcr concluding my lectures ~ Burlington
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

Warmers snGe Kidney and Liver Cure.
NINErY-FIvE per cent. of the surface of Iowa
is arabic land
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MANUFACTORY
And Wholesale Depot,
465 FULTON ST.,
BROOKLYN.
ImDOTt9nt to the IlYaIldS Of AmerlCc

Important to the IlYaIldS Of America.
WORLD ls the "WILSOkIA" MAGNETIC
They cure EVERY FORM OF DISEASE known TO
man, without medicine, changes Of diet or occnpa-
ton, 100000 PERSONS, once HELPI.kSS lNYA-
LIDS arc now rejoicing in tho blessings OF RI
STORED HEALTH - .
slits must Ice made PAYABLE to WM. WILSON, 461
FULTON ST, BROOKLYN.
Send for circulars, fiice list ana other memoranda
regarding the "WIISONIA."
Ne give from the list Of thousands of wILsoN1A"
patients the following
REPRESENTATIVE REFERENCFs
Hon. Horatio Seymour Utica, N. Y; Hon. Peter
Cooper Hon Thuriow Weed Commodore q. X. Gar
rison, General s; Graham. Judge Levi Parsona,. .of
N. Y. City j. b. HOyt merchantl, Spruce st.. N. Y;
u. V. Farwoathcr, lInerchantl. Spruce ST. n. Y; X
y. Stimson lmcrchanu. Spruce St, n; ", Thomas
Clark "a f. 49th Sc NY; Hon. John Mitchell ltreas
urerl, Brooklyn Mrs. r. llobb 3g5 MyckoG Sc. klyn
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IL Gas ral Tor u @ star Spangled Banner mos.
Nothing IKE u. eOtr year. pages, ilPd, Speoi-
A1lnens free. Add. s. S. BANNlI., Hinsdale, N. II.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-11-23

statesmen WAITED AdS p to sell Stationery
stamn for terms. pH01NIX PUB. CO.. Marren. Pa
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"a a = - YEAR AND EXPENSES TO
AGENTS. Outfit free. Address
" p. o. YIcIsery, Angusim, Me
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16
SECRET SOCIETIES.

MoAyAS COUNCIL, CuosEN FRIENDS
Meets Second and Fourth Monday
nights in each month at X. of p.
Hall B. F.. Underwood, G. c., b.
Al. Harrison, Secretary.
MASONIC LoDaE-Mce,s lst Monday
evening in each month, at Masonic
Hall. IL. Landes, w. NJ. Geo.
Street, Secretary.
W livEnaREEN Lopez, No. 50 KNIGHTS
OF PYrulAs-Mects at X. of P. Hall.
2nd aud 4th Thursday evenings in
each month. z. w. Norwood, q. c.,
j. w Gross, X. of r. u $.
Endowment rank, Srd Monday eve
ming in each month. L. A @. My
rick, Pres; j. s. Forey, Sec and Treas,
ODp FElLows--Third etory, Hop
kinsvile Bank building, meets every
Friday evening. Encampmcnt Meets
eycry LIST, and Srd Thursday -evcns-
ings. d ~
A. O. U. W.--Mects at K. Of p,
Hall every Monday evening. II. +,
McCamy. M. w.
X. Of II. LopoE-- Meets at X. OF p.
Hall LIST and 3rl Tuesday nights oI
each month. No Lipstino, r. r. Nat
Gather, Dictator.
Eu,,,,v 1'r,tp, ,Ape Mot, ~, lfho
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16
A Little Misrriat

lie walked into the Office this morn
ing lookinginuch like man pretty
well satisfied with general resulis,and
said: ri
"Can I'see the editor?"
He was shown that eminently use
full adj junct 10 u paper at once.
"Good morning, sir" ho cheerily
began.
"Murnin'," said the editor.
81 came in," he proceeded, "to tell
you of a misprint in tho paper"
"Yes2 What 10 III"
"Well, you see, l sent notice
around Yesterday that Mr.. Smith had
just been married, and your compost
tor, | SEQ, has got 1t 'Mr, Smith has
just boen martyred.' but ] guess 1t
don't hardly mako enough difference
TO change it." .
Tho editor scratched his head q
minute and thought Of house clean-
ing and other female ecceutricities
aud told the visitor OF course 1t didu't
and he went away whlstling, "Why
should the spirit of mortal be prouds'
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16
Editors Troubles.

II an editor omits anything he is
lazy; if he speaks Of anything as it is,
he is mad; he smooths down the
rough places, he is bribed; if he calls
things by their proper names, he is
unit for the position of editor; il he
does not furnish his readers with jokes.
he is stupld; il he does, he is a rattle
head, lacking stability il he condemns
the wrong he Is a good fellow. but
lacks discretion; ifhe let's wrongs and
injuries go unmentioned, he is a cow
ard; il he indulges in personalities, he
is blackguard; if he DIES not
his paper is inslpid. In short, il he
edits a paper properly, and sticks to
truth and facts, he is a fool and
doesn't know how to edi a paper hall
as well as his readers could,
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16


Clara Bello writes OF q pretty girl
wife at Saratoga; "She wore dress
quite low in the back, and was ravish.
ingly pretty. While she danced her
venerable spouse sat out on the ver-
auda smoking and chatting with n
circle OF inen-old and young. Sud-
denly she ran out to him, put her
hands on his knees, bent her head
into his lap, and said, IL tho tone OF
child to a parent, "please scratch
my back" The old fellow thrust his
hand down Tho back Of her dress n
little, clawing her soft skin with his
brown. wrinkled fingers. IN little to
the other side,p she murmured :
there--lhat's tho spot, Thank YOU"
Aud she ran back TO her waltz part
ncr, totally unconsclons( ?)of the son
sa,ion she had causetiunons the male
spectators
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16
Chinese Version of the 2rodigal
Son. ms

III. .,3...i.
"a man no Two sons. ooh spcasee
10 father; father hc got money; give
some he father he take II all riyh,ee.
;,o, now ,,;v on yo,, ho,f. bs eo ,o,,
'' ~" 81 " ~ "e rs
way--likee Mo come Chiha 10 new
York. No be careful of money, use
too much: money allie gone lie yslly
hunolv lIe Won, 10 man uo van,ee
"'"s'' ' "s"' "a O """'e'
WORK, ne say ale righ'; ne 'eiio me
teede pigs. lie givee pigs beans; he
catee with pigs himself. lie lust now
,altoe Nv fa,bcr be licb man
,nnchas monSv Wbar for mo .,ov
hcrc Sungrvj wan,e oo bartc and
500 nv soihs- sov 10 linn / veiiv
bad us rnows I Ind Ennero,.
fC;od, se,, had M be SON me- be
ooo,io III 80 ,..i, ,nnoao ,y,.' ~
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16
The Lips that Touch Liquor Must
Never Touch Mine.
lpuhlln GIrl,. NLotlo.l

iona, nan are coming to woo me but not as of yorc
p" he" hustrheu ~ Woicoiho you ut tha'
uoo',
'o' ,ru''cu '''d' nc WHO sioou 'waitlnS me
,"on'
was 'he oilShpeS', the trucst' ihe noblest OF
mon
io"r ups Oh my own, When they printed
farewell,
ltisi never been .soileil by the "bcveragc OF
halt' .t
Du1 l''ey come 10 me now win bacchanial
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and so on, So no moro fvum yer
frend Ill deth.s BILJ. RoGrs.
z. 5, Since the above was rit hay
seen that 10 Clark and he gin mo 40
orderon that Sam Ditlart fur the flfty
dOslars and lie git the cash whenI
see him. So yer sco we are certain
of our lriptu Luisville now If sum
thin don't brake. Malindy is makein
ner ever so fIne a dress with jim jams
all loyer IL and, Sizes got her new
hat jrum Mrs. Martin, with . drafted
CRATE long iether on it as long as yer,
arm most. u. H.. 4
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16

r f.Nf a. - ~
The Washington Post says that
"thc best way for young lovers is 20
comc TO some .sor: Of an agreement
concerning future lifs togeiIief beforo
the matrimonial boii'l IN tied, Let
.lem be susceptible to each others
faults, std ais, to good advice from
friends Interested in their welfare"
Another guod scheme is for tho young
man 10 come to some sort Of an agnro-
ment with the girls father concerning
the exact nights on which the dog is'
to be tied up. There can never ba
true happiness withou, definite un-
derstanding on this point.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16
ON BOARD THE SABINE
ny ALrnnp YouxeE.

Ii was a bright summers morning
when the L. $. Steamer Sabine La,
upon the surface of the sparkling
North River, Just homie from a cruise
in the Mediterranean.
Up and down the deck paced the
gallant commander until he came sud
denly to a pause and tossed his cigar
over The gunwale.
"Mr Edison, ask Lieutenant Carl
ton to come ON deck. wish to speak
with him," aud blunt John Bell, u
diamond IN the rough, for his heart
was IN the right place, turned to a
MILDLY standing near, and who saluted
politely, but with mischief in his eye,
vent to the warlroom and said to a
handsome young officer Of twenty-five
or three:
"lf You please, sir, the commander
wishes to see you on deck. and his
brow is as black as West Indian
tornado, and he has letter in his
hand that looks strangely like your
writing"
Il think / know what he wants, so
il yon love me Ell, pray for me-" and
Ernest Carlton went on deck, his face
flushing and paling by turns.
r'Mr. Carlton. yon wrote this letter,
believe?" said tho commander blunt
.I did, sir,o
mot ashamed of it, eh?"
"No. sir"
elm it you ask the honor of marry
ing my daughter Ella, in the oiiing of
whose affections you have been back :
Ing and filling for thepast two years" "
81 do, sir, ask the honor ofan al
lance with your daughter"
f"Carlton, you are clever fellow;
passed all your examinations with Ay-
ing coors, have gope up the ratlnes
OF promotion rapidly since, and three
years ago saved my life when our
launch was rup down in the Bay Of
Naples by that accursed Spanish gun
boat and now Won wish to serve me
still farther by becoming nv son-ip-
law"
The younc officer smiled family and
bowed
..Wcll sir NV son-in-law vou can
uerer bel',
The lieutenant turned deadly pale.
and seeing It, John Bell said.
NOW don't turn school.girl and
faint; SAY that YOU can never be INV
son-in.law. and win tell YOU wly--l
have no lauvhterp'
"Sirl And Ellas"
"Is not nv daughter Carlton-on
Ily my adopted child"
"Ahl but | thought, sir"
oYou have no riubt TO think fo,
Iappearances are often deecitIul. and
msnv'a laugh in INV sleeve have I had
Iat desigoin@ old mails and widows
WHO wished n catch mo beconso
was ,;ch mind wou hy sav;ng I'm,
Ella was beou,ilnl and'tbe yery IMAGE
rl D.lilirr Ill
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

:, ~
!, hAf,lsf--opu'a q .hd,l, os'ee'' NY.
! -, - -. neen' PaS'o', ee'',ss' ~ .'' sss'y
9ayoa,n 'no'"l''s % e.u y vssn,'s ','.,ll s7an
PRAYER meeting Wednesday night.
business meeting first "Wednesday
night in each month.
'c.. Na.;r g.. NJ,
r W Nv N1sr,i'i, ,.a,.ae ,,," N% s.,.;O. ..'~,
!. ~ ,I'a,l, @ ,"" pas' al o9a,,;,,', N,,e'
Sunday school every Sunday morn
ing Prayer meeting every Wednes'
day evening,
N. Il. SourH-Noshyille street.
Rev. S. Il. Brewer pastor. Services
every Saooqi = morning anu evening.
Sunday school every Sunday morning.
Prayer meeting every wednesday
evening
FlRsf PnrsnYrrprAS--Rn Rnssellville
otreel. 1ey, Coulter pas'or ser
sloVSess'y We, w, 'a'oa'n ~ IN n'sin'''s. , o"n'
oss prs,a S'"oo, ,ao,;, rsv'S ,. S"",' w"Sg ns",Ig
evening.
sorTuray Papsuyrrn,Ax--Nash.
vile street. Rev .l.U. Tate. pastor.
Scry,crs stand 3rd Sabbath morn.
ing and evenings. Sunday school
every Sunday morning PRAYER meet,
lug every "Wednesday evening.
r v,, e.. ~
.cbss M,rris Rector. Services
every Sabbath at lOL. =. NJ. AMI n
=. NJ. Sunday school every. Sund,'.
morning.
CrMBEaLANp PnEsrYrrpIAN--l'us-
seliville Street, ilr. III. o. Smith,
pastor. SrfyiccS every Sabbath mora
luI uiii tNNHlnE, IHNtI INtVAlhE
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16

A lady of experience gives sdvics
OH kissing to a young lady friend a>
follows pBo frugal IN Your bss,owai
Of such fayors,, In the frs, place |
would cut oili.all npcles, e0nsms and
brothors.in-law~, !. Letthem Kiss their
own wives and daughters; and l
would not kiss Tho minister, or tho
doctor, OF tho lawyer who gives you
q Divorce"
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16

Sir Walter Scott was in one of his
walks, leaning IN the arm Of his fuith-
ful attendant, Tom Purdie. Tom
said: Them arc fine novels Of yours,
Sir Walter They are just inyalua-
Bile to me-" Il am glad to hear it,
Toni.' eyes. sir; for when. j have
been out all day. hard. at work. and
come home very tired, and taxi up
ono o your novels, I'm sleepy direct.
ly."
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16

{ The highest i,oiut in tho Alleehany
mountains il in Pocohontas comfy
w. va. near the apex Of the tvo Viz
giniss, and Has recently been named
Mt, Bayard; in honor Of senator Bay
ard ol Delaware, II 10 4,625 feet
aboyd the level Of the sea.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16
the SOUTH KEaTUcKIAa.
ADVERTISING RATE.
Pish And Point.

"t'm, ,t,crvi s,silv. sooted y as.,tLa
man said afiw,l,e stgysuius WAS down
,f 5a,si IN,
~ IL somewhat S'rahe', wv 't' loa'e's
snort. III.
:,
MANY afg"oa square z man tcu''
ROUND 'ne cofiei' s'ii nc so's nome al
rye 'apseS''fr 1-l~
| Twolovcrs, like two srrnies, Scncs-
| ally get along quietly enough till they
are engaged. ,s.i n h1sa u,oa
The oitOlfr,,,s rovor hs,n koo,v,
10 utter soand. Let's elect SONS
giraffes to Congrsss.-4{ {Bosiea Post.
,,onan ;ad,, IL
nd;a ,s;,I, nstt;mon;,l s in,s,,, ~, .n', :.
,a,,rna'l s;,,,lo esa;d &c al,s in.a,...,, ~.
h;t''bars sha ,,',,,ld nnt hsvs ha.a !,
.,,;.s Laro ri 'a,,,,,,n pnnsi,
'
A married woman sail to lfer hus-
,Le c,.r,o,ory ,,,Ia..No n,v lears ,onl;,
~ VI ~, ',Ia, i,,l,a,,,s,,,,,'Ga r.
~ I, m a.,;.;"a,;1, 49," :. r,ss.,t.;.i,sa r..
hana h. ''p"''0 t"'' ~ -
-.
Let us play wc were tiarticd." SAID
little Edith, "apd | will bringmy dol
'ly and. say, 4"Scc baby. papa"
ayes" replied Johnnyg"and l'will
say, Don't bother uie now. | want
tolook through the paper" Chill
dren have strange Ideas Of grown
,om o," ,r,"n,s.;,, ~" w w D'
wa -fs'r'''s i9ii y 'ai'1
A contemporary has been askedi
"Can man belong % a brass bsnd
and be a ChrlstainW 1t replies; :,
eve see no impeachment IN the way
But. it,he i iheniber Of brass
band and is given to piscticiiig OH
cornct or trombone At home, II i
very difficult thing for the man lv-
ing next door 10 be Christian.
lhdlans get thelr queer names iR
the, following manner: When an In
dian baby is born the, medicine man
OF some olie OF the family looks out ot
the door and casts his eye upon romt
object. The first thing that he sees
furnishes the child's name. Hence,
Sitting Bull, ,"f"Red Cloud,' etc. IL
this rulewas followed by the whiier.
most OF the'chil'lren would be calle.l
'tln-tle.B e.Back- lard,' or "alau-G -Golng-
's''Oo"' ~ i
Look out, said a friend to young
spendthrilt, with whom his uncle was.
for good and sufficient reasons, eScetsl.
ing wroth-"louk out, or the old gen
tlcman will be cutting you off With or,
more probably, with out a shilling"
mo danger Of that--I know him
too we'll" !" "IIe is fond Of You at
heart?" '2"Naw-bnt. you see, hel
shrink from the expense Of II Shuct OF
paper for anew WILL
Dur;a,, ! re,eut lecture Mrs f,;v-
ermore n 'cro,mmentiur on ,l,e Wrongs
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-08-16

"Will tho coming. riaii usn both
hspds?" lsa quesii9ii asked by a
scientific exchange, We do not see
how the coming man can ,lss both
hands unless the wofhan drives the
horse--[ Peck's Sun. Msss
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OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
crpcr,r COURT.

CIncrir COURT.
Sehn u. Grace Judgc, cadig, n.y., n, r. TN
deiwood Clerk, Iiopkinsyiilc, ny. Court
meats drst Mcniay IN February and Augnst.
QUARTERLY COURT.
A. v. Long Judge Meets s-il Msii,,sy ia
ISra, Juuc. september, Dccember.
COUNTY COUNT.
A.v. Long Judge, Ioab Drashcr Attorney.
Nccts first Monday In every month.
CITY COUNT.
Joc McCarroll. Judge; Jas. rrcathitt, At
torncyi l.. NJ. owen city Marshall
COUNTY ofrIcRs.
John W, nrcn,hitt, Clerk; e. N, Brown,
Sheriff. A. u. LonR. Jailor.
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A young lady who went out To
India with matrimonial intent, and
returned single, said II she had been
hit there she would not have been i
miss here's London Pinch.
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"Fm'vcryt easily, sooted." as"tl,s
man said ailertiestovepipe was down.
1t is somewhat strange, bus ljafers
nearly always have visible micns vf
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n The giraffe has never been known
10 utter a soHnd. Iet's elect some
giraffes to Congress.-4{Bo {Boslea Post.
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Many a good square man louis
round the corneys til he gocs llouie at
rye tapghSat. -
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Twolovcrs, like twosrrnies, Scncs-
ally get along quietly enough till they
are engaged. ,s.i "A !,aa. 5rtaa
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A married woman said to her hus-
band. "You have never taken me to
the cemetery. .',s'.No, my dear ropli-
cd he, "thaf ism plrasutu.f have vet
in anticipation."-- lCambridge Tn
hnnn. "A un..n nln n.n.lI MIN.
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Let US play 'wc were nnarticd." SAID
littlo Edith, "apd I will bringmy doll
~ and say, '"Scc baby. papa
."Yes,n replied Johlnyg"and I will
say, Don't bother Hie now. want
tolook through the paper" Chill
drcn have strange ideas Of grown
folks ways. now don't they Bos-
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