The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-12-01
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a ,tta ,l seItci feiIar1s thai do lias.
who stops has paper 10 economic Il like
nam uho goss barefoot 10 save bis shoes. "
Why Ben drink is what s,uggor
o. saysA uomsD's journal What Sei'
ariEk is what siAesen them.
HosEA,s committed No many forgcries
While 10 The Signal Service that Il Is not
uslilely srnueh oi the weather passed %
90 people was bogus sDd foul.
Mr. slraaAs 81 Cincinnati recently
tesc seA .wo friends wbo fell In the water,
,hBs proving The truth o. The old saying.
vDfowaing men catch a, Strauss.
1t Is carrying things little too isr
When bald headed man attempts TO cover
,he Top Of his bead with hair grown away
down the back Of his neck.
The Chinese are becoming numerous
10 Chicago Hating Christianity, as the
celesirials do, they seek for locations
where they will have but little iii to con
tend siih
Mrs. Jones has sent 10 borrow my
bonnet, and dom, want 10 loan it TO her.
VIVA, message shall RETURN" said lady
10 her husband. Tho reply was clear and
prompt; Tell her she has your good will,
but canno, have your fixtures.
"A public lecturer. in speaking OF the
modern physical degcneracy Of women,
exclaimed, I'VE must take care Of our
grandmothers, for we shall never get any
more.
"A wild idea-The great aesthetic poet
rcpudiates the imputation Of paganism,
and says that. unless the Revised Version
has altered the reading. the first scriplu-
raj mention OF estheticism is when. Ba.
laarn's ASS was made ito utter.
When q couple OF incsRsed, ne ighbor
&c, into a dispute AGREES garden fence,
the situation is one .hat admits Of great
deal being said % both sides.
Terribly sarcastic iAther--"Now, !
must h,d you good night. Mr.. John, fer ]
Aaye an engagement. But say, why don't
you stop and take breakfast with us some
morning. You always go away an hour
~ two before it is ready"
Mrs, spriggins was boosting Of her
new house. ''Tbe windows" she said.
"weIe all stained" But won't turpsn.
tine or benzine wash il ene' asked the
good Mrs. oldbody.
by the fors.ga news we see the
Arabs are rising' Why shouldn't they?
Dare say "a IL tsae for them TO get up and
take ~ she camel, milk, make the fire and
black their boots Let EN- rise
A tourist in Switzerland finding q
charge in his bill for stationery, and be-
ing sure he had ordered none, investiga-
ted the matter. and learned that the ''sta-
ionery" was the ink and paper used in
making ont his bill.
After all, how much do the best of us
differ from the poor, ignorant woman,
who, when asked II she had any religion,
ephe,i, slight touches Of il occasionally.
Post ofiioe Clerk "Herel your letter
u overweight" Pat: over what weight"
clerk. "It's too heavy, put another stamp
sn it." Pat: Och, git out wild yer foolin'l
sure il Iput another stamp on, won't II
be heavier stillp"
A forlorn looking American said; ]
have tried everything l could turn my
hand TO. but couldnt make anything
answer; and now I'm going up among the
rocks, where they say there's a wonderful
echo. to sce II can make that answer.
We can't help entertaining asevere re.
spect for that science which can instan.
taneously photograph flying horse, but
forces a man TO sit for four eternal minutes
in front OF camera, his head braced into .
pitchfork and his nerveless eyes staring
Aopelessly out into the fathomless realm,
Of the inndetnable.
"A news item says that Scranton lad,
Kisses all the tramps that call ut b. II gate
for their mothers sake. She seems l.
have solved the tramp questiT IN. Tramp
never call a, her gate y % second time
They prefer ten days in the county jail.
"A New jersey wi ,cw couldn't earn 81
dollars week at tho wash.tnh. She b,
came clairvoy ant, and her income il
creased to sly y. 1t shows that man h
grudges tb's quarter be pays for washin
his shirt. while he will cheerfully give
dollar to stick his nose Unto the cth'
worIl before the show begins.
Once. when somewhat under the Unfit
ence Of drink. q certain citizen OF Wine
ham, Conn. wandered OF into field al
wen. 10 slep. On rising he forgot TO p'
on his old cooked hat Some boys foun
il sn.i took ii TO him. thinking TO cover hil
With confusion. In which lot did 20
find i,y" he inquired blandly. I'm NJ
Whites pasture, near the barn." "Wel
boys go and take it right back. that is m
plsoc to keep H.
Here Il a Clstle, II is the home OF q
Editor. II has stained glass and mshol
any s,airwsys. Ia inont Of the Castle Is
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