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New Advertisements.
Summer
Complaints

At this season, various diseases of the
bowels are prevalent, and many lives are
lost through lack of knowledge of safe
and sure remedy. PERRY DAVIS PAIN
KILLER is a sure cure for Diarrh9a, Dys-
entery, Cholera, Cholera Morbus, Summer
Complaint, ETC., and is perfectly safe,
Read the following:
BANBR1pGE, N. Y, March %, 1881.
PERRY DAVIS PAIN KILLER Rsysr ,Jails 70 aford
Instant re!ieI for cramp and pain in the stomach.
JOSEPH BURDITr.
NIcHoLvILLE, N. Y. Feb. 9, 1881.
cholera morbus, and cramps in the stomach Have
used 1t for years, and 1t is sure cure every time
MoNaoNA Iowa, March IL, 1851
have used your PAIN KILLER in severe cases of
GAINESVILLE GA, Feb. ., 1881.
in my family Have used il aany VT times EST for bowel
Complaints and atsays cures. Would not feel safe
'o'''' ~ '--' s1co, Ne, Jan & 3, ISL
Have used PERRY DAVIS Pans KI[LER for twelve
should allow it to be out of the family,
ONEIDA, NY, i; feb l; NATEf. N Tgsf
we began using Il over thirty years ago and i
always gives immediate Teilef. Mould hardly dare
oosyAYBoRo, s q. Feb. 3, i5si
l., Nearly every family in this section keeps bottle
In the house. o- DIR. L. NORTON
u. s. CONSULATE,
- CREFELp, RHENIsH PRUSSIA. Feb. g. 1881.
1haye known PERRY DAVIS PAIN KILLER almost
from the day II was introduced and alter years Of
observation and use / regard its presence in 10y
household as an fHdfspsnsdhle necessity.
j s, POTTER, u. s.. Consul
BuRToN-oR-T TRENT. ENG.
i had been several days suffering EeVerely from
diarrhoea, accompanied with intense pain, when
tried your PAIN KILLER, and found almost instant
relief. II. ]. NooEE-
q MONTAGUE ST, ,LORDoN, ENG,
During residence of twenty three years in India
] have given il in many cases of diarrhOea dyEen.
terry and cholera, and never knew il 70 fail 10 give
relief. r. CLARIDGE.
No family can safely be without this
invaluable remedy. It's price brings it
within the reach Of all.
For sale by all druggists at 25e., Doc.
and $l.00 per bottle.
PERRY DAVIS & SON, Proprietors,
Providence, r. l.
June Is 20 sept i-nrm
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"A new ballot box has just been submit
ted to the French Government. 1t has two
locks, each opening with different key,
and an apparatus which clips a stub OF
corner from the ticket deposited by the
elector, and drops the stub into one part OF
the box, the ticket going into the division,
simultaneously the machine registers on a
tablet before tho voter the number of tickets
clipped, The ballots must agree in number
with the stubs,and both with the "tell-tale," !"
and the voter sees for himself that his ballot
has been cast and taken account Of.
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All Mercantile Licenses in Carbon county
expired on the 30th OF pril, 1881. The COun-
~ Treasurer reports that many have neglect
cd to take up their Licenses, and are now
selling CONTRARY 10 LAW, and are
liable TO prosecution,
Notice is therefore given that IMMEDI-
ATE PAYMENT is required and expected,
IN order 10 save the unnecessary expenses in
cldent to the enforcement OF the Law.
by order OF the Board Of County Commis-
sioners.
Attest ;-H. E. swARTZ, Clerk.
June Ava
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REVISED New TESTAMENT.
A Large Type Edition at Low Price


Every family in the land will want a copy of
the Revised New Testament and we desire to
call y0r attention We IsTgS TO POINTS III our
new type good paper good printing and
binding; the loves price and satisfaction
guarant eed, or money returned.
PRO ES-Bou in heavy paper cover.
80 cents in limp cloth, with red edges, 40
cents; in heavy silk cloth, 45 GEMS; in
French moOccu, with gilt edges, sl.26; in real
TurKey morocco, with gilt edges, making one
Of the best books made, So on sent by mail,
postpaid toany address, vi on receipt Of price.
Postage stamps taken as cash.
Special terms given to SundaY-schools and
Churches for quantities,
We want an. Agent IN every town, village
and hamlet IN this whole land to sell this
book. The best terms are offered to any one
who will take hold and canvass for IL. Send
for particulars.
Hg-Ask your bookseller to let you see "The
American oxford Edition. or send direct to
J. S. OGILYIE s. CO., Publishers.
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Politics and religion do not mix we'll,
The church of which Rev. j. Hyatt Smith,
of Brooklyn, is pastor is to be sold under
foreclosure of mortgage. The trustees say
that since Mr.. Smith entered politics and be-
came Member Of Congress, the attendance
aud revenues of the church have steadily
decreased. Here is a warning to other po-
litically inclined domines
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Three thousand dollars is the ruling
price for votes in the New York Legislature
two thousand dollars down and the bal
ance when Depew is elected. Several pat
riotic, seIf-sacriacng Republican legislators,
have already arranged on these terms to lit
the MORTGAGES from their homesLeais.
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AT Harrisburg Wednesday afternoon,
Judge Pearson granted a writ of mandamos
on the State Treasurer, in the matter Of the
$500 extra compensation to members Of the
Legislature. The writ is returnable on the
231 iust.
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lhc Diu-b'SN NuAn' H. oAhNHhb'
KENDALL'S
Spawn Cure on Human Flesh,


INktIdHtIUi NT.l UtC, %, IFIv
r. ]. Kendall & co. Grnts,-f wish to AID my
testimony in favor OF your nva u BILE ilnlnent,
=" Keudsrs SPAWN cure " In the spring OF
's62 slirped on the ice and spraned my Hight
limb AZ che knee JOINT. was very lame and
at times suf rec the most excruciating PAIN:
wore a henuage on 1t for over year, aud tried
m0et everything within my reaCh but could
lind nothing that would give me permanent
rehef Whon / overwuIked. II would pam ms
yer, much. In April, a7s, 1 begin to thlnk 4
should be n iDue for life; but having some OF
heudairs SPAWN Cure thOuRht l wO1ld try 1t.
| used one.thiId OF n bottle and experienced
reitf ~ once. The pam lett me and has not
trrunl 20 me atnce. j teel W fv grateful to YOU
and wound recommend KendglPs Spawn CLlo
TO all who sllller with spralns or rheuna ism.
Yours truly, Mrs. j. B0UIELL.;
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PIMPLES.

1 will mail (Freel the recipe for a simple
VEGETABLE BALM that VIII r-mOVe TAN
FRECKLES. PIMPLEs and BLOTcaEs, cav
ina the SKIN soft, clear and beau,iruli also An
struouons Tor producing q luXuraut grow th of
HAIR on q bald head or amnoth iare. Address,
iu(losinG g. stamp. hFE. NkNnE ~ q Co.. No,
Hsskman g., NY Jsn59las
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MISCELLANEOUS.

We, the undersigned, duly elec ted Auditors
OF the Borough Of Lehighton, do certify that
the within account Of L, IL. Snyder, Treasur.
er for Lehighton Borough School District, for
the year ending June sth, 1881, is correct to
the best of our knowledge and belief.
P;M; YANNLLIEW, J Auditors
r.,-,. -. =, $40, %
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Carriages, ,Wagons,S s,Sleighs, &c
CORN OF
BANK AND IRON STREETS,
For SalP...ITQl PTllRTtT.

4 Gold Blast Charcoal Iron Furnace
with No. Machinery. about 20 DWELLINGS.
Store, Houses, &c., and 65lo acres Of land
with plenty Of Red Hematite Oie Lime.
stone. Fine Timber. and most OF 10 excellent
Farming Land. at the extremely low price Of
R3OOOd Situated on the Cumberland river.
lrigg 60, k'ntucky. 50 miles from the Ohio
river. The Iron brings the hig hest price for
err wheels or boiler pafe, aud a better loca-
tlon Is hard 10 ind. Inquire of
q. BERINGER.
No ioe Fourth Ave, Pittsburgh, Pa.
5Iay la-wA
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hOOOoaa't be mode by every egent every

nOO0cal't be mode by every eFent every
hONiGl 1ntn m The buHness We furnish,
w out those With 10 work can easi
lv earn dozen dollars daV right IN their own
localities. haye no roo % 70 explain here. Bus.
ircss pleasant nEd hOnorabie Women and
boys ANA gils do as we'll as men. We viii iur-
nish you complefe Ou,d. free " q will hear
expense OF sinri ng you. Particulars free
Write and see Farmers and meouauics, their
sons and daughfcra and al c!asAes in need OF
paFug work az h0me, should write 10 US and
lo1m III about the work 81 once. A Addre<s
ThUh A CO., AuGustA Maine. JulyI0 10
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hE Ouiht sent tree 10 those who wish 20 en-
n gage IN the most pleasant ana profitable
business Enown tvery hing new, Cap.
ltal lot required We Will furnish YOU every.
IN ng $40 day nro upwafds Is eaaiiy made
" thou, say ng away from ONE over hight
NO Ilak whatever Many new workers wda ted
Z o. ce, Mauv ere msRng fortunes at he tus.
10 s. I.adlos make a. much as meniand Young
wiling 10 wor fails II make NOR e mon eyeverv
day than can be mace in a Week az any oT0inay
~ emmcyment Those who engage at once vii
nnd short fOad 70 tOrtnne. Address
III. HALLEl1 CO., Port and Maine
Oct. ?, lssc-lyT
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New Advertisements.
Cecretary,s Financlal RepOrt

0ftheAssets and Liabilities Of the LEHTGH.
TON BOROUGH SCHOOL DISTRICT
for the fiscal year ending the First Mon
day of June, A. D. 1881, as required by
Act of Assembly, approved May l, 1870.
FUNDED DEBT.
The following is the Funded Debt, con.
-sistng of School Bonds and Certificates o.
Indebtedness.
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TBEIS'l

BMHN GtTHV business now before the pnbiic.
UK El y Il You can make money faster at
HBENkY y work for than at anything
else. Capital not requ RED. we
will start You si2 day ana upwards made at
homo bv the industrious. Men, women, boys
ami glris wanted everywhere TO work for us.
Now Is the time. You can devote your whole
time 20 the work, or only YOur spare moments.
no other business will pay yOu neatly as well,
No one willing to work can tail to make enOr-
nous pay bv engaging at once. Costly Outtit
and terms free. great opportunity for max.
ing money easily ana honOrablY, Address
TRUE n CO., Augusta nne 26~ty
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dNAku h Great chance TO make money.
EHEHH HB We need a person in every
WVUl&1st stown 10 take subscriptions for
the largest, ohca pest and best
illustrated family publication in the world.
Anv one can become a successful agent. Six
elegant WORKS OF art given free 10 subscribers,
The price Ia so low that almost every body sub.
serDes. ono agent reports taxing l2O hubscri.
hers IN day. a ludY ageut reports making
S2Ol clear proht IN ten days. All who engage
make money last. You can devote all your
time TO che business, or only your spare time,
You need not be away from home over night,
You can do II as wcil as others Full directions
and terms free. EleRln and expensive OUtft
Tree! III vud want profitable WORK send us yOnr
ADDRESS at once. IL costs nothing 70 tTy the
business No one who ENGAGES fats 10 make
great nav. Address GEORGE STINSON a
CO., Puruand. Maine jane 26-lv.
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KendaII'S SPAWN Cure.

KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE is sure in Its
effecss mi IN its action as il does not blister.
yet II is penetrating aud pOweIfu to reach eve
nv deep seated pam or TO remove any bony
growth or other enlargement. such us SpaVlns.
ophnts. CurDs, CtlOus, Sprains, SweliinRs.aDy
Lameuess, and all Endorsements OF the joints
or Llmh=, or Rheumatism IN Man. ana for any
purpose for which a Liniment is used for NJ an
or Beast 1t IS now known 70 he the best ini-
meot for man ever uEed, acting mild yet GER
tnin IN ITS ctects.
Send address for Illustrated Circular which,
We think, gives positive proof Of tts virtues.-
No remedy mas ever met with such unqualified
snecess TO our know,edgo, for Beast as well as
Man.
Price sl pei bo tie, OF SIX BOTTLES for IS ALI
Druggists hat 10 or cnn get il for YOU or 1t
viii be sent 70 anY address'On receipt of lrico
bN the proprict9r,. DR. b. ]. KENDALL e.
CO.. EnOsburRn Falls VT.
SOLD BT ALL DRvG6IsTs, jan2amS
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New Advertisements.
TN the Court OF Common Pleas of
L Carbon County.

He0TNNEN LIST AIH OF IV5FFH EIET.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, that the
Account Of ]. g. Zern. Assignee Of said Jos.
Fest, has been filed in the Once Of the Pro.
thOnOtary of said Court for confirmation and
allowance, q at the Court aforesaid, on Monday,
June 20 h. 1881, unless exceptions be filed
GEO. W. ESSER. Prothonotaty.
May %, lsSl.wl
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Clinton Hays, Of Lcclport, Erie county,
. Z ye~s old aud weighs lo4 pounds.
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HThe CARBON ADVOCATE
one year for 81, and Kendall's
Horse Book as a premium.
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KendaII's Spawn Cure,

UarT sburg Pa, Nov. 18th, 1880
Dr. y. J. KENDALL 81 Co., Gents tt have q
very five mare that mas had bone SPAWN for
long time trIed evCrr thing man coulo devise
r. cure it but MI IN van 0rd was about 10 give
Il no when friend OF NINE IN tii6 city came
to me M IecOmmF uded KendnIrsep vlnCure,
which 1 tri d with grand results, removing
that u ne clear IN clean. and then sent 2Sc.-
To you fOr one OF your illustrated Horse Books,
and films o ere is no better book printed on
tha o sc and MS disauses. l have taken great
Mtere / In II aud have since sold 3 copics ior
you to my nelghbOrs Hud viii ITv md do " hnt
good | cFn bv rettine tncm for others
Yours tTuiy, G. w. MILLER.
Ashland, schuyl. CO Pa June 3, 1880
Dr.. n. ]. Kendall d co., Gen's-A case of
spawn that came under nv observation was
entl,e.y en- ed by one bortIe Of vnur Kerdallis
So win Cure, and the o SO so d afterwards for
two huud. ed dol nrs.
Yours truly
.sTheu nrursfst CITNs II BARNARrt
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From a prominent Physician.

washingtonvtlie, o., June II, 1850.
Dr. .. j KENDALL g Co.. Gents-Reading
your alytrii-ement in Turf, Field and Farm,
OF Ken al's SPAWN Cure, and having a valu.
qbe and sUAtdy horse which had been lame
from Up win cigh cen months. I sent TO You for
bottle BY eApres-, which IN six weeks remOv
90 all l'mcncgs and enlargem6nt and lnrge
srllnt from ano her horse, and both horses are
10 n9y as sound aS colts. The one bott.e was
worth to me one hundred dollars.
Respectfully yours,
A pTr
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BONDS REDEEMED, With Interest.
PRINTING.

Newhard, Commission ,
Middletown transcript., 1881-07-08

he said, turning his face with glad
smile toward his watchers, and so it
was. Attorney General Mac Veagh
assisted Mrs. Garfield to alight and
conducted her up stairs to her hus-
band. She was weeping. Her eyes
were red and swollen, but she bore her
self with much fortitude. ''She is a
plucky little woman," said the Presi-
dent, when he was questioned as to the
prop5iiet prop5iietty 66f 66f her her being being shown 70 his
bedside, and so she proved herself. She
took off her things as she went up and
going to the bedside spoke cheerfully
and hopefully of his recovery. DR..
Bliss had said "You have one chance
of recovery. y II embrace that chance" "
replied the President. Mrs. Garfield
smiled through her tears and spoke
Sweetly of his deaTnesS to her and the
impossibility of her being called upon
to lose him in such a way and hour as
this. All through the interview she
showed herself strong and self-reliant,
as if she had effectually schooled her
self to bear the worst. Mrs. Blaine,
Mrs. MacVeagh and all members of
the Cabinet were present, besides the
attending physicians.
Middletown transcript., 1881-07-08

SHOOTING AT "oID HICKORY"
How A CRAZY MAN ATTEMPTED
TO AssAsSINATE PRESIDENT
JACKSON.

Two serious public attacks were
made upon Andrew Jackson during the
last four years of his presidency, viz:
Those by Lieutenant Randolph and a
man by the name of Lawrence. And
it is this last to which reference is made
as being in remarkable degree SINH
lar to that made upon President Gar
field on Saturday, the similarity exis-
ting not in the character or disposition
of the two presidents, but in the char
acter of the would-be assassins and
their methods. The President and his
Cabinet were present in the Capitol
with official formality ON January 30,
1885, to join both Houses of Congress
and numerous body of citizens in GER
emonies held in honor of a deceased
member of the House from South Car
olina. The usual ceremonies had been
concluded, and the President, accom-
panied by Messrs. Woodbury. and Dick
son, had crossed the great rotunda and
were about to step out on the portico
when man emerged from the crowd
and advanced toward the President.
When within eight feet of him he drew
pistol and aiming it at the President
pulled the trigger before he was aware
of the mans intention. By miracle,
apparently, the cap missed fire, when
the man drew another pistol and at
tempted to fire it. A second time the
cap missed fire, and Jackson rushed at
his assailant and disarmed him. The
man was at once secured and he gave
his name as Lawrence. He conducted
himself with the same cool indifference
that has marked Guiteau's behavior
since his arrest, and gave much the
same excuses, saying he was deprived
of his employment, and felt 1t incum-
bent on him to put the President out
of the way by assassination, as he re-
garded the President as the cause of
his own troubles and the cOuntry's pOlit-
ical entanglements. The man was
taken to Jail, and his history and con-
nections sought out, when it was de-
termined that he was lunatic on the
subject, and fixed in his determination
to kill the supposed author of the diff
culties mentioned. In his cell he re-
manned tranquil and unconcerned as to
the final result. After due legal and
medical proceedings Lawrence was
finally committed to an asylum. Miss
Martineau, who was an eye witness of
the attempted assination, gives a graph
ic description of the affair and it's pub
lie effect in her 6 Retrospect of West
ern Travel
Middletown transcript., 1881-07-08
COUGHS EnrBARRAssMENr.

The only instance of embarrassment
| could not overcome, occurred many
years ago. 1t was my own fault, and
proved a sharp lesson to me. I was
engaged to address large number of
children in the afternoon, the meeting
to be held on the lawn back of the
Baptist church in Providence, r. |.
In the forenoon Il friend met me and
said:
Il have some first rate cigars, will
you take few ?''
"No, 1 thank you.'
''Do take half dozen.''
"I have nowhere to put them.
You can put half dozen in Pour
cap.''
wore cap in those days, and l
put the cigars into it, and at the APP
pointed time 1 went to the meeting. I
ascended the platform and faced an
audience of more than two thousand
children. As it was out of doors l
kept my cap on, for fear of taking cold,
and forgot all about the cigars.
Towards the close of my speech I
became much in earnest, and after
warning the boys against bad Company,
bad habits and the saloons, l said:
g Now, boys, let us give three rous-
ing cheers for temperance and for cold
water. Now, then, three. Hurrah ~
And taking off my cap, l waved it
most vigorously, when away went the
cigars right into the midst of the
audience.
The remaining cheers were very faint,
and were nearly drowned in the laugh,
ter of the crowd.
| was mortified and ashamed, and
should have been relieved could have
sunk through the platform out of
sight. My feelings were still more
aggravated by boy coming up the
steps of the platform with one of those
dreadful cigars, saying
"Here's one of your cigars, Mr.
Cough. ;"
Though l never afterwards put
cigars in my cap or hat, when going to
a meeting, am ashamed to say it was
sometime after that before 1 gave up
cigars altogether.-Sanlight and Sha-
dOlC.
Middletown transcript., 1881-07-08
Noblemen as Walters.

A story is afoat to the effect that a
foreign authoress who went to Del
mOnico's uptown restaurant to dine
found that the waiter who came for
ward to wait on her was her brother.
The item was shown to the manager at
Delmonico's, and he was asked if there
was any truth in it. He shook his
head and smiled.
Every now and then," he said,
some story of the kind is set afloat
Generally, however, it is about waiter
who is nobleman."
+" Is it not fact that occasionally
you have nobleman among you?',
"It is not at all unlikely. There
are plenty of noblemen abroad who are
very poor, and are sometimes hard put
to it for a good meal. In such cases
they often drop their titles. If they
come to this country, why should they
not work at waiting as well as any
other business =? Then there are fast
young noblemen who run through their
means and emigrate. They have not
been brought up to any business they
are unacquainted with the ways of
American life, but they know about
table service, and job as waiter is the
thing they are best qualified for. Noble
men are not scarce in the Old World.
In Germany the title goes to all the
sons of nobleman. have no doubt
there are noblemen jerking beer in the
Bowery. We have noblemen occasion
ally among our corps of walters. There
is nothing surprising in it. We see
men-merchants, brokers, etc.-who
make great deal of money. They
live fast, spend freely, and make big
figure in the world for short time,
and then comes a smash and they disap-
pear. Perhaps we may afterward hear
of them working in mine or herding
cattle on the plains. There is nothing
to surprise any one in finding that the
waiter who takes your order is baron
or a count. "-Ne,0 York San.
Middletown transcript., 1881-07-08

DELAWARE CRoPs.-The following
is the report of the census bureau in re.
lation to the crops of this State: The
acreage of Indian corn in Delaware i'll
the year 1880 was 2O2, 12O, the number
of bushels, 1,175,18 the acreage OF
oats, 17,156, the number of bushels,
378, sos; the acreage of barley, 20, the
number of bushels, 537 the acreage of
rye, 773, and the number of bushels,
1858 the acreage of buckwheat, 397,
and the number of bushels, 5,S57. The
gain in the product of Indian corn over
1860 was nearly 900, 900 bushels, and of
wheat, nearly 100000 bushels, while
the loss in oats, was nearly 100000
bushels. The average yield of corn per
acre was trife over 10 bushels of
wheat, about 134 bushels, of oats about
225 bushels.
Middletown transcript., 1881-07-08

At one of the government forts in
Dakota company of Indians have been
enlisted in the army, and are being
drilled in the manual of arms. They
have only been drilling a few weeks,
and already are able to get drunk in
one time and three motions. Their
promotion is only question of time
PecL's MiI,cdetkee S,go.
Middletown transcript., 1881-07-08

Sol. SMITH RUSSELL tells the fol,
lowing story of his experience as an
entertainer At a small Ohio town,
where he had given his performance
the previous night, he met at the depot
the following morning, an elderly gran
ger, who, while he peacefully munched
a huge quid of tobacco, intently eyed
the humorist and finally said: "Say,
mister, hain't you the fellow wot gin
the show up to Shoots Hall last
night ?' eyes, replied Russell, ~
did give an entertainment at Smoot's
Hall last night" "Waal, 1 thought
you was the chap. I want to tell you
bout a boy of mine. You ought to
have seen him he's just the fellow for
your show; he's the blamedest fool |
ever see -