The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-06-25

Rersoual Political. and MssceIs~"ee"S
A mean correspondent says: Mary An,
dsrson has mo cottsge at Long brsnco'
has not bought "S7o, 900 house IN new
YORK % and did not "clear &c., 900 last sea,
son." Mary Is q very nsce girl, Win gooo
voice and clever hackers. She makes very
. excellent salary and nothing more.
Had Washington died at forty.three,
Grant or Franklin at forty, Lincoln at NIFTY.
two. or Lee at 5fty-four, none oil them Wouiu
have been famous.
A turtle has recently been found with
as. B. Anthony, 1892" carved on his oack'
Susan wants to see the man who ala IL.
Young man, don't be afraid that honest,
legitimate oyerwork will shorten your days.
tits better TO wear out In home built up by
your own efforts at the age OF sixty-nve thsh
Il Is to rust in the poorhouse hve years ia'er'
With Billee Chandler running around
loose in New Hampshire, the conSiyialio love
feast between the Staiwarts and Hali'Breeds
At Albany. the Star. Route and Treasury
Department and Pension Bureau develop
ments at Washington, and an AdmInlstra-
ton that fills everybody with nauseating
disgust, the party OF great moral ideas Is GER
ta!nly In very bad way.
We are now convinced that the removal
Of General Joe Johnston by President Da.
Wis made Sherman great and successful
general. Nobody Is more under obligation
to Jeff. Davis than General Snerman.-Au
gusta Chronicle.
Junc is the month Of gusb. and happily
IL finds free vent Ia college commence
ments. II there is any enc subject upon
which the rural reporter absolutely dwells
in ecstatic delight and fingers long In the
very agony OF aduIation, it Is the sweet Girl
r :aduate.
The pjous women Of Wellen, Iowa, chased
an agent out OF town who was tying to sell
them a new version.
Even the tow.path mule, that noble type
OF humility, has net escaped the yindictlve-
ness OF the Nihillst. Two bags OF dynamite
have been found iu Russian canal.
Harry MCGEE, head waiter at the Pacific
Hotel, shot and instantly killed George
washington, q waiter at the Ogden House,
Council Bluff, Iowa; both colored. [Give
the boys fair count and free ballot.l
Emory speers, OF Georgia, who thinks he
Is too pretty to live. wants to play "me
too0 TO General Malone.
After Kentucky and Virginia, Pennsyl-
vsnia now produces more tobacco than any
other State In the Union. IL some OF our
esteemed contemporaries are to be believed,
nearly all this tobacco is consumed on the
front and rear platforms Of the Philadelphia
street.cars.
The Fredericksburg Ne,oS says: BY all
means close your stores aud workshops
and give all a chance. The Fourth OF July
Is truly q Virginia day, and Fredericksburg
Is Virginia town in the fullest sense OF the
word.
The Chicago Times says: Tom Young, a
Cincinnati congressman, is the Uriah Heep
Of Buckeyedom. He couldn't be more dis
gustingly humble, obsequiously slaysb,
xealousIy fswning, than in his letter to
Grant. And he Is proud OF his voluntary
abasement. Having called him liar, Grant
can do him but one more fsyor--to spit
upon him.
The Augusta Constitution says: General
Mabone's views about Jeff. Davis are sub
ject to revision by Jubal Early, 1t is said.