The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-12-28

way porter &t OUFu6au6I 10 ne IiCu
ship-broker. His coat OF armo" ls
laborer with tucked up shnt
sleeves and motto, labor Onanja Uincjt
III. Allain- Sarge, the chsncel or OF.
the exchequer. prophesied when q
fellow student with Gam betta, that
the latter wouli one day be premier,
''in that case" said Gambetta, II
will appoint you minister" He has
kept his word.
Gambetta is being tainted with
failure ia not being able to include
Messrs. Say, Ferry and de Freycinet
IL his com binstion. | believe their
retusal on the contrary has suited
mis- plans, by enabling him to fall
back on able men, in the prime OF
lite, who although not habituated as
yet to elevated Office, will find in
their chief guide, philosopher and a
friend, in return for their obedience,
devotion. and running well together
in the State coach. Not bad omen
of success lies in tie sneers Of The
monarchal and the ultra rad heal
press.
France has t~O saints Of the Lame uf
Martin, wnose anniversaries afe von
ereted, because lden lh,d w.tn toe
11th Snd 18th. Of November. "a ,ut
the MIDDLE of our md AN summer.
or Etc de la Saint NaTtm. One can't
lived in the fourth century NOD was
Bishop OF Tours: he was orIei1.ll
soldlerI and On one occasion cut his
mantle In two with his sword and
gave the moiGty to a beggar the
second saint succeeded Nicholas III
i'll the thirtheen,h century u, Pope.
The almanacs remember the advice
of Artemus Ward, never ptopnssy
unless You know" 80 omit predict
ions as to natures sunny halt OF few
days, before Boreas ent5rs Tor HE
season. Thus alter taking dow AID
busting furs and top coats, stut1iDg
door and window cnInks, and cram
MES, the sun comes out strOug and
binding, and the thermometer re-
turns to the seventies. Other luGlG
atiCns that 1881 Is drawing to a cloee,
the new season toys are commencing
to put in an appearance in the SHOP
windows. The few glimpses afforded
10 the profane confirm the observation
that the ancient games are dying out,
possibly owing 10 the TACT that there
are no children now. Playing cards
are becoming the vehicle OF biography
and geography; instead OF a King and
queen, persOnages that young France
cannot comprehend, we nave PIC
lures of one Benkels, VITO discovered
how to smoke and salt herriDgs: ct
Margraf, who found hon TO extract
sugar from the let. Perhaps kuU
ledge thus pursued is equal 10 all
about Hengls and Horsa, or the tiDd-
ing OF the babies Romulus and Rem
US near wild fig tree.
The free list in the case Of several
restaurants has been entirely sus-
pended for dogs; proprietors found out
that the animals were becoming as
frequent visitors as poor relations, and
their owners allowed them to board
themselves, by making the tour OF
the tables for thosmslles contributions
IN the way. OF sugar, tread, scraps Of
meat and picked DUDes-inus deprlv
ing walters Of pelqdisiGes AMI the
cook OF toe materials Tor stock.
Madame Adam has reUpened har
Salons, by a reading OF tragedy
OtsLto, by It's author 81. Aiclh: he
modestly stated that he did not intend
to compete vita Shakespeare. but to
indulge in "pcnetrator;" he has
certainly translated some passages
from the BARI very credtably.
4 medical student falling sholt CT
cash, was unable to send his grtsete
home in cab, go he placed her across
his shoulders and carried her along
the Bowlevsrds: crowed followed to
cheer his galIantry, but a policeman
viewing it as nuisance, and not
poetry, ordered Bob Sanger to desist;
the latter drew knife and attempted
to dissect the Bobby on the spot.
A crusade has been organized
against the exorbitsnt rents charged
the poor, for their miserable holdings;
the landlords Z are chiefly wealthy
people, but will lot abate a sous,
tenants may leave, their tenements
remain unoccupied, but no reduction
will be made. The rich want to be
richer, for money is the only rover
never discussed; we may discuss
beauty, virtue. courage, genius, but
lot money; the porter who faints un-
der bis burden. the millionaire who
rolls in his carriage to Change, are
animated by the same spirit: one de-
sires to gain few sous, the other d
few thousand francs.
At Dowbs, pending trial the judge
observed at its close jury man
to be asleep; asked, did be hear the
evidence, he said, mo" DE had fallen
asleep. A new trial vas ordered.
No law exists for publishing nodding
juries.
The latest ornamentation for bon
nets is a duck of u thermometer set 10
ivory or SEALS tooth. II french
politicians had tnen in their bats,
they Gull know when their heads
were cool.
l. bias been observed or n. toriely
lately rewarded with the ribbon 0 toe
Legion Of Honor that n maze, Mia