Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-05-18
Lessons In Love Iaking : ]
DON'T love too many at once.
Don't do your spooning in public.

DON'T do your spooning 10 public.
Give Your little brother tafy and get
him to becl before your chap calls.
Recolect that a wedding-ring on
your finger is worth good many OF
them in your MUD.
Try to find out by some means wheth-
er your intended knows how to earn a
decent living or two.
Be reasonable; don't expect a man
working for $8 week to furnish you
with reserved seats at the opera every
other night.
Don't be afraid 10 show the man Of
your choice that you love hlm-provi-
ded, of course, he loves you. Love is a
double-sided sort of concern, and both
have part to play.
Don't try to bring too many sntors to
your feet. They have feet as well as
you have, and you may see Que pair Of
feet walking Of from you some day you
would be very glad to call back.
Keep your temper, if you expect your
other-half-in-law to keep his. If he
dosn't suit you give him ticket-of-leaYe.
II he does suit you don't expect him to
put up with your humors-
Deal carefully with hashful lovers;
lead them gradually to the point (of
proposal, Of course), but don't let them
suspect what you are at, or they might
faint on your hands, or go crazy on the
spot.
1t Is said leyers' quarrels always end
with kisses. This is partly trne; but If
you are not careful those little spat'
you indulge In may end in the kisses
you coYet being given to some other
girl!
fit is possible, try to suit your sis-
ters, cousins, aunts, grandfather, neigh
bors, friends and acquaintances when
you happen to fall in lsye> Ifyou can't
suit them all, don't worry, for the hing
has never been done yet.
If you use powder, don't give yourself
away. For instance, it would be we'll
to spread handkerchief over the sboul-
der of his broadcloth before you lean
thereon. He will be too green, depend
on it, to suspect the reason. II his
m ustache happens to look little pow
derry, there are several ways in which it
could be brushed of.
Don't imagine that husband can
live as a lover does--on kisses and
moonlight. He will come home to bis
meals hungry as bear, and any little
knowledge of cookery you can pick up
during cosrtship is about the best pro-
vision you can make for future happi-
ness.
Remember that nature has put every
mau under the necessity of having a
mother, and that the latter ls not in any
way to blame # she is regarded as the |
bitter part Of a sugar-coated matrimo- |
NAL pill. II you feel in duty bound to
be her sworn enemy postpone this duty
till you know something about her.
Don'r seek advice in love affairs from
an old maid who has been crossed Il
lsve, bachelor whs has been Tilted, a
woman who married her husbands
pocketbook, or mau who happens to
be henpecked. Don't confde in your
girl friends; to keep asecret in love
affair 1t would kill them. Don't consult
your minister; he'll have the marriage
fee 10 view. II you 60 to your family
physician he will say your liver Is
affected in place OF your heart. If you
must get instructions from somebody
why not ask your mother how she used
to manage things with your tather9 True
love didn't run any smoother in old
times than it does to-day, and since she
knows how 1t is herself, we can't think
| Just now Of any better way to advise
you.