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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1881-03-29
Hnt5tinouita Der SarnbLaSe muA
Dct Wiercn,

icnte bel dronlitcn Edlen Oon Uetsem lus unb Cses
bGrnuttcrIuOCn.
Cine Blomc cHbAIt mcbr oltiOe unS beatriittae glss
ncute ats lrGenN Elm an6eres BrdDarlt Die Re6nin
Miro tbcelonelmeie a;nonmcn, fpdbrenb anSere itff
ftlul bis ichs Dol 70 Uie criorocru.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1881-03-29
Ss mar bus erite uno TT baS eiu,las
S9mtr3Ocrtilgcnoe @ittal

eoS I'm Guqcnrl6e Den auHIcnOHeu getSeH SiueaH
tbut, bas SnBHHburQeH unoS onleTioucn beiIt no1sn
he MN an oeu tunncn, btn NiaqeH ben 5tnQeurbeR.
bel eiHmnllaer GuDen6uHg.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1881-03-29
SdllOtnOlnGlt

oT yungcn urc tu6rruIoiey Ybafs; lrrophul6ssIpst.
Vhideu tctoCu; 6iHi-pnoCl guartuna uuo ggrs
1n otrrq eCy yercH Suderraufbeit, llrinuerboffpn0
lloIJltig finrcrurQ nrrUdhrr, 100 ,onh Sab ter srS
mehr u6atIuiiig il), BloiWittu uh6 In alien RSdsu
UUn P3~'"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1881-03-29
Sn einrr bis 3man3ig @iuutsn,

Gn1iinOurQcn Der giierCn, Gut3inounaeH eer
&laic, GCNdrmsGuBiinouug, punOcu @ouas.
illoncn, 5oIF yeioen, glithma, 6ritoYien,
&rphterla, SuicrIitcu Gnfdflen, Q3r1uue,
Sotorrh, SpAuCnlo, SOpimCb. 3nbuNfme3eu,
NcurloQla, Gbcumatismns, toItem uuo bci6ela
6iCbCr, 6iibueraugm uuO 6rOifbeuleu.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18
A Joke on q Washington Cor
respondent.

Probably no jDiiier lot If fellows a,e
alive than ,he Washington correspond
onts Of ibe American press. Tley
In plcny tf time, even when up to
their ears in work during busy scs
sion, 20 poke fun at each other. One
of them, who furnishes srecial dis.
pate hes to q leading Journal, could tell
Il joke upon himself if ho were SO in
clned. When he first entered Wash.
iugtcn Lie was exceedingly green, Iut
like most nOvices, imagined that ravs-
purvey ing was trRdo that could he
learned without lorg apprenticeship.
As he was leaving tho Capitol on GER
tain afternoon in the midst Of "short
session." Lo was accosted by some
brother scribcs, ore of whom, with "A
perfectly serious face, aeked him ii lie
bad heard the result OF tho last nights
caucus. II didn't know tLere was
one," he answered. "Oh, yes" said
tho first speaker, there WAS joint
caucus Of both parties, aud after great
deal Of wrargling they voted unani-
mously to adjourn Congress on the h
of March" "You don't Say SOL ex-
claimed the victim, hurrying off 10 the
telegraph offi,e. A few minu:es later
this Bit of news WAS on the wires;
stranger yet. the editor into whose
hands the dispatch passed st its des.
tination printed it just as il was sent,
without pausing to rt feet that caucus
is Invariably u meeting Of oue rariy
only. and that the short session OF
Congress ends. by lega! Limitation. on
The 4,h Of March, regardless of eau,
cuses, resolutions, votes or any other
considerati9n.- Hartford ct J lines.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18
A Romplng Emperor.

There is an old saying which init
Eatts that the man who is never q fool
is always fool. The meaning of the
seeming paradox Is brought out by the
following anecdotes told in the Nov
York Leiger. Leopold H., Emperor
of Gernany, WAS the father of sixteen
children; AID happy father he was.
1t is related of hiu, that certain
ambassador from u foreign court having
been directed to the Emperor's closet
by All usher. broke in upon Leopold
while tiA upon tho carpet with two
children riding upou his legs, while he
toss, i third in tho air, laughing the
wLil9 in high glee.
Upon behciding his visitor. he
scrambled to his feet, and observing
that The man looked wonder. stricken,
he asked him if he was father.
"No, your majesty, have not that
pleasuro," the ambass .dor replied.
"Ah! then wait until that supreme
bliss is yours. When it is, come to me
aud if then you are surprised at seeing
me at play with my children, I will
give you liberty to publish t2y folly to
all tho world"
On another occasion foreign ambsss.
q 'cr who had come to treat upon al
important matter having to do with
tie welfare of tho masses. and who
chanced to find Leopold engaged in
boisterous play with his children. was
impolitio and impolite enough to re-
mark upon il disapprovipgly.
Perhaps yon think it beneath the
dignity of great ruler ?" said the EN-
peror.
The ambassador answered that he
certainly did.
Leopold then asked him if he was a
father. He replied arsely in tie
affirmative, and indicated that he
thought it could be no concern Of his
imperial host at any rate. Upon this
the Emperor refused h.tly to treat with
h;m. He Hoaid no. listen to word.
Said he
The father who feels not fender
love for his Own children is not ft to
treat the welfare Of mine"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18
French Cynicisin.

IN cling 20 tAtir viv@s for variouz
ree3ou9:
Through mere love Of comfort. as ere
Is attached to Gooj: Kitchen utensi.
TA1cuPh h.":t, as enc lif s the co-y
a:sucha;r, he IS alvey certain 10 !ial i.
tia oIe place on coming ic,ae.
ThIough economy; you could not
hire seryan. who wuuld not cat you
twice Is ,ulch an serve you . half
NJ we'll.
TArongh pride Just AS cr" persists
in refusing 20 reconsider fol-; II
! choice one LGs made iosi people should
| talk about it.
! Through love Of peace: A separation
would cause 50 much sca@dal and Gre
ate so rauoh troable.
Through fear of public opinion:
What would the ncig ghbOYs Hay. anu h2r
fricnds;, and above all. her IT la.iveR.
Through imitation: Every bo y else
sticks TO his wife, 30 ono must DO Iik {
the balance.
Th,ouHh instructive attachment to
the children ore has Lad by Eer.
Through force Of character: Just as 6
great so;l beara Il catas.rctIe WitLcut
= word of complaint.
Through viric dignity: Oao must
respect ores name, you know.
Through legal compulsinn: There is
no cause to Cfler for u suit, there a,e 80
iac.s to justify it.
through philosophy: All women le
sembi each other.
Through spirit of penitence: cit
- nv fault. all my fault, my most
gticvons fault"
Through petty vanity. hecsusc every
body says, "Oh, what tplendid
woman!
Through renorse OF couscisnoe:
"Poor little woman. it is not her fault
ihs. l AN tired Of her"
Through spite: $50 l have been
caught in the trap-sh! let others fall
! ;nto il also!'
AMI now, ye untrnstwortby apostles
oi domestic worship, that have
IL Hmed up these variations Of COZ juea!
al. hr.eDt, find ne the household ihGt
| h.vo been locking fox, l.! these
twenty yesrs. in order that I ray be
able to add
Sometimes after q few months cf
married life Is man etlli ciings 10 his
wife through love. - La. Charivari.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18
A Female ExparirNenter,


What is the matter, coos 2" / asked
kindly, have you headache q "Ou,
10. raam,' she replied; "but shure
! it's such {: misfortune 10 have white
aiebrows. Pat ia always tasiH' the life
ont Of nle about thin. If oonii only
turn thin black, now; bat they cay
that hsir-lye turns thea green" In
stani!y remembered that about a
month ago the doctor had burnt out my
throat Sith nitrate Of silver, and had
split some Oh the carpet. had looked
through my chemistry to geo what
would rem we the stain, ard had read
at the same time that nitrate of silver
! was the principle of all dark hair-dyes
and indeiible inks. Happy thought
Why would not nitrate OF silver, pure
and simple, work wonders On cook's
eyebrows? Moreover, the prospect OF
pe!f1rming an experiment being too
fascinating 10 resist, l offered my serv-
ices to cook. and they wele delight
fully accepted. SO went down to
the drug store. bought ten grains of
nitrate If silver. and first tried it on u
piece of cloth, but it did not blackea
worth u cent. went back to the drug.
8ist to inquire the reason thereof, and
he Old ms, thinking that wanted it to
mark handkerchiefs with. tha. | must
irou it n with hot iron. But still. TO
make sure, l told him 10 put in thirty
grains more. thns making forty grains
il all. then came Lome, took a tooth
brush (it wss yours but l have thrown
ii away since, 30 you Eeod not be
aiarmed,) AMI snI0iuted cooks eye
brows with six coats, but still they
wcald not turn black; go, as last re-
sort, | took a hot iron aud ironod them
dewn. Then. IS l had split the stuff
all over her forehead and down her
a9se. | scrubbed i. off with potassium
iodice. for fear the sun might turn it
black. Nothing happened that day,
although cook said that her face burned
ker; but The next morning when she
woke up size did no. have sign of an
eyebrow lef;. and her forehead ami
nose were che dreadful, smart,ng blis-
ter. she wept and said: "Shure me
/ beauty is spoiit entirely" and I was
ieaifniiy frightened for. fear it might
eat into her brain. So tho minute You
LEI: The house hoa down to the drug
gIst AMI confessed all, my fears in
ciuied. Bat lac colsolei me. gave me
some ealre, said there was Nc danger Of
either the nitrate of silver or the potas-
s;un iodide eating into her brain, and
TINT her eyebrows would grow cut
again in about thrce months.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18
Removal of STAINS and Spots.

Matter Adheripg Mechanically Best-
ing. brushing and currents OF water
either on the upper or under side. '"i
Gum. Sugar. Jelly, Etc Simply
washing with water at hand heat.
Grease = White goods. wash with
soap or alkaline lyes. Colored cottons,
wash with lukewarm soap lyes. Colored
woolens the same, or ammonia. Silks.
absorb with French chalk or fullers
earth. and dissolve away with bsnzine
or ether. .... .. .I...,.u
Oil Colors, Varnish and Resins = On
white or colored liners, cottons CT
woolens. use rectitied oil OF turpentire.
alcohol lye, and their soap. On tilka,
use ber zine. ether, and mild soap, very
cautiously.
Stearine-In all cases, strong, pure
alcohol. '"4
Vegetable Colors, Fruit, Red Wine
and Red Ink On white goods, sulphur
fumes or chlorine water. Colored cot
tons and woolens, wash with lukewarn
soap lye or ammonia. Silk the same.
but more cautiously.
Alizarine Inks-White goods. tartaric
acid, the more concentrated tie Older
arc the spots. On colored cottons and
woolens. and on silks. diluted tartarie
acid is applied. cautiously. .i..4J ":.
Blood and Albuminoid Matters -
Sleeping in lukewarm water. If pep
sine. or the juice of Caiica papaya, can
be procured, the spots are first soitened
with lukevarm water. and then either
Of these substances is applied. ..
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

The BRAUMIS. The Brahmin, says
DR.. Scudder, las intellectually no su-
perioT. No man can minele much
with them aud not have his wits
sharpentd. They are the learned men
of the country. The Sanecrit, "queen
Of languages" is their native tongue,
and its vast literature has been their
grasd field Of mental training. The
BrahEain is almost white, wonderfully
neat. begins every day in tie water
tank, eats 10 animal food, believing
that if lie does he shall pass through as
many trGnsmigrations after death as
there are hairs on the animal Of which
he cats. Physically. those people are
Of splendid form, majestic heads, and
carry themselves grandly.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18
Matrimonial Qualifications.

There is nothing like their own homo
for married people, and especially for
young married people-even if the
wife shall have to cook, and sweep the
floor, and clean windows. If she be :
healthy girl. the exercise will do her
good; and no young man who has to
labor for living should marry . girl
who is not strong. healthy and willing
to do her work while they are too poor
to hire seavant. This thing Of mar
r5ing girl whom you have to hire an.
other girl to.take care. of is not wise
thing for poor young man to do. He
should look ont for girl who is broad.
shouldered and strong in muscle
having. Of course, other virtues. The
ideal girl-the consumptive. tight
laced, party-going. Feenoh-talking,
piano playing, fashionable girl--can h
no proper wife for him. This language
the girls may think unkipd;- but it il
not. 1t is better for the girls who arc
not fitted to be poor mans wife to re-
main with their parents. rather than be.
come such. It will be better Tor their
lovers, too, and better for society. A
girl. then, who does not know how to
cook fairly, or who would not, when
necessary, cheerfully cook for her has
band, ought not to marry any but I
rich man; and mo poor man should
marry her. II, then, girls without q
dowry are content to marry men vhs
have only their fond heartss their geod
names. their strong arms, heirt amhi.
tiona TO make their wives happy. and
their hopes to work up .; compliance
through frugality and industry, these
girls should know how to cook; ana
they oushtto b ashamed to marry ahy
such raan unsil they have learned NJ
srt Of coekins.1 For Snoh . ys3i to
marry such! q man would be nsither
more nor less than social fraud, Inn.
less;shhe'shall, before sansAgeuest,. in
form him fully, of her Ignorance on
this subject It is we'll, then. to have
schools Of cookery to which girls whbse
mothers have not taught them tie &c
can go end learn; and We hope thsf III
day, is near at hand when iflslwhS afS
esndidites for .matrim esy viii psads
themsslves snue on their ability TO
cook . good dinner THAI oa theis
ability to. dance, sing, play sr .foea
away. precious time on, lsls useful
things. The. THEN the world will s bs bst.sr a
aud the people happier Than. they are
now; and tho youth who shali b totinn
in the land will be of greater boSee, tof
toagher sinew, ana. Of purer brood
FGofd96E Erai,i jn ssnhoIs7.si = H1af@yt
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18
" Only q Lodger."

Sickness is O sort of early old age; it
teaches us y diilidence in our earthly
state, and inspires US with the thought
Of future better than Thousand VOL
umes of philosophers and divincs. 1t
gives SO warming q concussion TO those
props Of cur vanity, our strength ard
youth. that We think Of fortifying our
selves within when there Is SO little
'Ierendence upon our outworks. Youth,
at the very best, is but betrayer of
human life in \ gen.ler aud smoother
mpnner than age. When fit of sick.
ness tells me that this tenement Of ny
body will fell in little time, / EN- as
urconsciCus ss wes that honest Hiber-
nian. who. being in bed in great storm,
and told the house wonld tumble ever
his head, made answer: What care /
for the hOuse! l am only lodEei!'
Whom reflect what an iEconsiJerab!e
little atom is every man, with respect
to the whole creation, metLinks it is a
shame 10 be concerned at the removal
Of such trivial Object as l an. The
morning after my exit, the sun will lisc
as bright as ever, the plants spring rs
green, the world will proceed in its ola
course. people will laugh as heartily
and many as fast as they were used TO
do.-'A. Pope.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18
Manners at Home.
" Good manners, like charity, must
begin q! home"

.
begin a! hone.'
The knowledge OF what is done and
what is not done by persons If refine.
;nent and cultivation. gives to its pos
seseor the consciousness OF feeling
thoroughly at ease in whatever sphere
be may happen TO move, and causes him
to be considered "well-bre by ell
with whom he may come in contact.
Good manners consist in constant
maintenance of self-respect, acc0mpa-
MED by attention and Difference to other
people; in correct language; gentle
tones of voice; ease and quietness in
movements aud action. They repress
no gaie:y or animation which keeps free
of offense; they divert seriousness of
an air of severity or pride.
In conversation, coed manners re-
strain the vehemence Of personal or
party feelings, and promote that versa
tility whish enables persons to converse
readily with strangers, and take a
passing interest in any sui jsct that may
be addressed to them.
To listen with patience, however
prosy our entertainer may be; to smile
at the thrice told jest; to yield the best
seat, or the choicest dish, or the most
amusing volume. are acts, rot Of mere
civiliy. bat of kindness or unselfish-
ness, and such are among the require.
ments of good breeding.
SO Of every other prescribed rule of
social conduct-of that abstinence from
interruption or contradiction in conver
sation; Of that suppression OF yawn !;
OF that cheerfnl countensrce. conceal
ing inward anxiety or wesriuess; of
those perpetual endeavors 30 please and
10 seem pleased, which end 10 becoming
asecond nature to those who are trained
to practice such scts in their daily home
life.
The essence OF good manners is
unselfishness. It's animatipg spirit is
forbearance. 60. - '-'-.'7
Thus We gee that goodness is the
parent Of politeness, ana that badness
is tho parent of vulgarity for is not
bad temper vulgar? Is not selishness
Vulgar? Are not Ercediness, rreysri
cation. lying and dishonesty utterly
vulgar ma word, Is rot vice vulgar !?
Let our little ones be trained in au
atmosphere Of gentleness and Kindness
from ths nursery upwards; let them
grow up in home where rude gesture
or en- ill.tempered word are alike un-
known; whore between father and
mother, master and servant, mistress
and maid. friend and friend, parent
aid child, prevails the law Of truth, cf
kindness. of consideration for others,
and they will no: carry into the world
aught Of coarseness, Of untrutbfulress,
or of vulg,rity of any kind. Parents
must be what they wish their childrt n
to be. -ts.-t f.-4s,I -t
In no place does the observance Of
the rules of good manners bear more
gratifying results than in the home
circle. whore stripped of their mere
formality, tempered with love, and
fostered by all kindly impulses, they
improve the character and bear their
choicest fruits.-tMrs. 81. o. Ward.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE CoUx1RE--s
a New York family which 7secsntly
moved into Westchester County has =
small gsrden. The good wife deter
mined that in one corner she would
have a few cueumbers, muskmelons
and watermelona, 40 she sent to the
village grocer for D pint ef seeds of
each OF tho. above vegetables. Tho
dealer sent back word. Madam. ~
did not lay in as sm1ch stock - thss Tor
the whole county," - ''1S' - - q -
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

A WITNESS AGAINST GUrrEAU.-Jud.
son W. Wheeler, of Hampton, Va. u
witness in the Gaze of Guiteau, reported
at the Cffice of District Attorney Cork.
hill and made statement. Mr.. Wheel.
or was in the ladies' whiting room OF
the depot at the time of the shooting
and in such position, that lie saw it
all. He says it was the first shot o:
Guiteau whick struck the President in
the back; that the President sank as if
his legs were giving way when the
assassin fred the second sho'; that
from the time Guiteau drew and aimed
the pistol till after the second shot he
kept it extended and aimed toward the
President. apparently not changing in
aim at ALL Washington Star.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

Spend your time 10 nothing which
you know must be repented Of. Spend
it in nothing which you could not re-
view with a quiet conscience On your
dying bed. Spend it in nothing which
you might not safely and properly be
found doing, if death should surprise
You in the act.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

81 1CbItnary n tees or poetry" accompany.
ihs narTii ses or deaths. will De charged onc-haif
Our regular ADVERTISING rat.s We Will not hero
after ii ViAtc from this rule.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

GRAHAM CRACKERS. --one, half jcup
butter; one-half cup sugar; iour. eggs /;
one cup of fine white l1ur; one,
quarter teaspoonful soda; enough Gra-
ham -four to roll out. These are very
nice to eat with berries. '''
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

Dog. ------E------ ~ &,
1t may interest or readers to know
something of cork, that light, elastic
and useful bark: ,r'seesF
The layer develops itself under the
epidermis of the cork'oak. This tree,
which belongs 10 the region Of the,
Mediterranean, is very abandant in
spain, Italy, tho south of France and
Algeria, where it alone forms con sirier.
able forests. s,,-.r....,, Ii s.-s...E
Up TO the ago Of twelve, ysars, the
tree produces v hard, irregular. tough
kind OF cork, which can only be used
for floats or buoys; but. alter this is
carefully removed. q new layer forms
itself, which. being no longer com.
pressed by the epidermis, is regularly
developed, and grows the true cork Tor
bottles. 81 -5ol. 7m,a id.in fslnl
In abont ten years il; gains the neeesr
sary thickness, when it 10 out round the
trunk at the top,snd bottom, and by
vertical incisions. stripped, efi, in
planks. which are sent to market. The
same operation IS repeated every ten
years, so that single tree gives in u
hundred and fifty years twelve or four.
teen harvests, producing revenue bet.
ter than any land can afford to the
owner. tsi - , ..ts!,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18
AnSERTE$lNG RATES.

ore -iGsrc one insertion. s. 00
la, additional iB-eIt;0u. 20
Business thr.s. ior quart tr................. . u;
dnDuin- --.-...-..-...--.lJ .lJ ~
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

ESAdv.rtiS- H. nts sent from a distance aud
transient nuticos must b.. accompanied by the
cash
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

ry'A ID r.l Ge.iuo don VIII he made In fave 7
OF those "-o aaNert.so four square or upwards
lj tua year
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

Ey Armour oemsnts cf births, marriages and
6eaths, Inserted fres OF charge.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

EvERToN TArFy.Three pounds Of
best brown sugar. boil with one aud
one half pints Of water until the candy
hardens in cold water. Tdsn add ole-
half pound OF fresh butter. which
softens the candy; boil again until; it
hardens, favor with lemon and pour on
trays.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

Mr. Wianer. in the Ana:'yst. states
that American corned-beef is twice as
valuable as an article OF diet, as fresh
boneless beef. ana that the cooked OK
tongues contain less salt and more
nntritive matter than the dried tongues
usually sold in European markets.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

-Leeal notices will he charged t. the attorno
or cg-ccr authorizing their Insertion.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-11-18

Do mean man favor and he takes
you for fool, and Immediately lays
plans to get the best Of you. This is
the way be gets rich and arrives at the
gold mean.