Western sentinel. [volume] (Winston [i.e. Winston-Salem], N.C.) 1856-1886, 1881-05-19
Tret 'em Forward.

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What I want to see, said q
Denver man as he alighted from
the train at Manhattan Beach
what / want to see is some o1
your boasted civilization. / ain't
much on the swell myself, but j
want to see some top-shelf socle.y.
That's what want. Now just pa
rads your Astors and your Van
Iderbilts and your Jay Goulds and
your Knickerbockers and the other
ancients right before my presence.
Don't be any way skeered of me.
These clothes only cost $15 and
I'm no way stuck up. / want to
Zee sogne tone. Gut mo thick
slice of high life. I come long
piece to see the fashionables, and
if they're in condition just pull of
the blankets and trot 'em for
ward"
e Is there anything I can do for
you 2" asked the manager court
eously, noticing the crowd gath
ering.
Right you can, stranger. I
come morn a bushel of miles to
see this climate, and I want the at.
fractions spread so I can examine
the layout. I can throw come
money myself, but what I want to
see is style. Tell 'em not to hide
on my account. Just walk some
Of the dignitaries up and down te-
fore me couple of times. l want
to see their points. Fetch me out
couple of we'll matched high
steppers and give 'em their
heads -
SAIL the people you see around
you, sir, are first class people.
They move in our highest circles
and belong to the aristocrary," ex-.
planned the manager.
Are you giving it to me
straight, partner All these fell
lows way-upz Who's the philos-
opher with his breeches tucked in
his socks {"
That's Yale young gentle
man, come on a vacation.'
:" don't want that hind. Show
me high daddy, one of 'cm that
gets their name in the paper for
going to whooping weddings, and
is called the.elight. Pick me out
some Actors. That's the trout Pm
throwing for"
/" + don't think any ef Mr.. As
tors family are here to-day. That
stout gentleman with side whiskers
belongs to one of the first families
in New York. He is a very pop
nlar young man and leads in the
German
g Ain't big enough. Haven't
you got couple of head Of VAN
derbilts or Jay Gould or so any
where 2 Yous see, stranger, I've
read about these fellows and I'd
like to greet 'em with cordiality.
What I want is to wobble nns with
the satin lined. That Yale man
and the boss leg singer in the
Dutch tandango amt new. We see
them home when they string fol
tourists. I'm or TO them, bnt
what l want is the balloons, the
soarers. Throw your pickaxe and
see if the wash don't pan better
dirt. Strikes me your rock dom
assay pretty we'll this evening
Where's the mob !''
These are the best people
know of today said the man
ager in despair. MIR. Van
derbilt is not here, nor is MIR
Goald."
"Ain't you got any Knicker-
bockers on draught 2 Don't yo'
keep the best in stock You''
make out to starve in Denver
you wasn't interfered with, part
ner, When a nran throws him
self for hoteler in those parts b
keeps the hightoned populatio
right out in front and shared up be
hind. You don't seem to hav
much experience in ranning bee
a--lamode rancho. Just begun
haven't you If I was in you
place I'd have them Goulds an
Knicker rbockers and Vanderbilt
+ and Astors ranged right along tn
front edge OF the back stoop. spit
ting at a chip for drinks and th
first one that broke gravel wonl
pay his bar bill or GO home bare
headed nows you hear me. Wha
you want, etanger is senterprise. a
you've got is . shed and waters an
If yonr liquor amt any hetter'
your Judgment I'm going bac
dry"
g You will find everything first
class here, ! think, /" urged the mar
ager. I'VE aim"
just SO, chief bnts you don
4 hit. Yon aim too low. You's
got room here to hold the bigge'
bng that ever straddled blint
bnt there isn't . card ont higher
!. all eight epot. I reckon You pla