Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1881-04-28
HEitE IND 1IERI..

Miss Pauline Markham is anxious to
have chance in legitimate comedy.
May hr Pauline is getting So she can't
stand cold.
The raw oyster is the lazy man
friend. An assistant opens the oyster,
and all the lazy man has to do is to open
his mouth.
Now that they are making everything
out of paper, they should apply it to hoX-
ing gloves-paper NASTY, so to speak. =
". \. Tom. Id.
Some men are born great, some achieve
greatness, but most men are made great
by hard working journalists, whom the
world never hears of.
Why are young ladies at the breaking
up Of Il party like arrows ! Because they
can't 20 OH without a beau, and are all in
a CULVER till they get one.
Ii is said that smallpox can be cured
by the application of raw onions to the
hands, feet and armpits, but u great many
people would prefer the smallpox.
The New Haven Reqist~soys that Mary
Anderson's kisses are forty degrees below
zero. Mary must satisfactorily disprove
that assertion if She wants lis 10 contra
dict it.
The class in German grammar is on the
subject OF genderS. 'Miss Flora why
is moon masculine in German - $50
that she can go out alone 1T night,
suppose"
81 used to be an odd job Christian, but
| am now working full time, was the
| remark Of a laborimg man who had been
| reniss in hisdnties, but had been through
a revival.
A man in the suburbs has found a bed
| Of remarkably line clay on his property,
| but is undecided whether to start Il brick
yard or French candy factory. iHd"-
| detphW NerS.
Louisville authorities throw poisoned
| crackers in the street to kill dogs, and
fore the dogs do. Smart people those
| Lnuisvillians.
The new settlers IN Texas will lind
| plenty Of elbow room, if nothing else.
One of them writes that lie has "the Rio
Grande for lath-tub and all Mexico Tor
a back yard.
You ii naturally say that the hen waa
the least brilliant ami sparkling ri fowls,
but by observing hens, nowadays, you II
observe that many one has q good deal
of chic about her. 49,
The following advertisement running
son the past month IN Texas paper
POUNDS like irony in Delaware.
This hot wether remind yuu that you need i.
refrigerator, You will lind 1t nj I.atllrop 4
| Siuat's. mlS!tf
Beatty organ factory, at Washington
n. d., was stopped Il day or two since by
an eel which wrigtled its way into tht
suction-pipe and cut oil the engine.
water supply.
The inhabitants ot the Cannibal Island,
have discovered triGhintt in an American
missionary. This is sad blow at ,.ue %
the country leading exports.
Mrs. Amelia Lewis asserts in FIND an,
HedtM that nearly Sl5, 900, 900 is invested
in oleomargarine factories, and that the,
have added nearly 81 To the value o
every OK killed. -.sr
The Tribune reports that "tlc Yal,
freshmen are undergoing a course il
Latin conversation We are afraid tina
Yale is not DONG we'll by her boys. How
is Latin conversation going to tit maj
for pulling good oar in the racing crew
Albany .jourIat.
They now tell different story abou
notwithstanding law in Wisconsin. The,
say that the custom had fallen so int
disuse that men who like to be treatet
had to take advantage of mans propensit,
to break laws and make ii Illegal il
order to revive the CUSTOM Boston Past
A 60-acre swamp near Glasgow, Ken
lucky has for months past llarbored thou
sands, same say millions of sparrows
They are killed at night by men anc
boys armed with clubs and torches. ON,
man has killed 1000 of the birds. They
are very fat and many are sold for food t
the townspeople.
aAll this expense of superiluou.
session of the Senate to obtain for two
men salaries of a few Thousand dollars
1t would be money saved to the country
to make both Gorham and Riddleberger i
donation from the contingent fund and
send the two nuisances about their bust
! ness, il they have any,-Boston Herald.