The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-08-26
TRUTH AND HONOR.

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TRUTH AND HONOR.
Query;-What is the best family med.
icine in the world to regulate the bowels,
| purify the blood, remove costiveness and
biliousness, aid digestion and tone mp tho
whole systeml Truth and honor compels
us to answer, Hop Bitters; being pure,
perfect and harmless. See another
column 7oledo Blade
A man who has lost two fingers from
his right band has his own private opin-
ion about Fourth of July celebrations.
A man has been found who made some
money out of the law. He borrowed il
from a Judge and left the country.
srEER's PORT CRAZE WINE.
Physicians employ Spcers Port Grape
Wine in their practice in all cases where
pure wine is called for, and DO all in
their power to foster and encourage its
production, for the reason that pure Port
Wine is a difficult thing to get, and they
are 10th to prescribe a doubtful or iufc-
rior article. Hundreds of New York
doctors have visited Speers vineyards,
but twelve miles from New York, and
examined and tested the wine. For sale
by c. A. Klein, druggist, Blooms
burg, Pa.
Some geologsts have contradicted
Moses; but as all geologists have con
tradcted each other, Moses stands about
us well as anybody
We should not suffer from cough,
when few doses of Ayers Cherry Pee
toral will cure. Time, money, comfort,
health, all are saved Dy it.
ATTENTION, RAILROAD MEN!
81 suffered for more than year with
indigestion. l. was very bilious, occa-
sionally having a dumb chill, followed
by fevcrs, which prostratcd me. | took
Simmons Liver Regulator, and am thor
oughly satisfied that it is all that is re-
commended for indigestion and bilious
complaints, for mine was certainly u
stubborn case. Many of my friends
speak of it, and they all agree that it
possesses all the virtues you claim for It,
a II. Hightower, conductor c. R.R., Ga
A magician in Chicago is drawing
crowded houses. lie performs the trick of
concealing n letter so that his wife can't
find it.
3 AT a recent dinner an eminent grocer
{ was urged to contribute something TO
, the occasion, if ''twas but little faded
flour
LOVE YOUR NEIGHBoE.
When your friend or neighbor is la
boring under bodily ailliction, indiges
ton. bilousness, constipation, caused by
| L., ,.f4
Kidneys or liver, don't fail to recommend
; Burdock Blood Bitters, n sure and safe
remedy. Price, 81, trial size 10 cents.
E The man hoincited Nebraska mob
y to lynching has been hanged. That is
to say, he stole a pair of mules and was
f the man lynched
e Women's rights: "Sir William Ham
d ilton said: "On earth there's nothing
e great but man" Thanks, Sir Wiliam
;. no, thanks awtuly. Now, what have
e you to say, Mrs. Liyennore?
= NO SUCH WORD AS FAIL.
81 have used your Spring Blossom for
II dyspepsia, headache, and constipation,
n aud find it has done me great deal of
n good. | shall recommend it to my
g friends Henry Bcrtoletti, 96 Main
n street, Buffalo. May oath" Price 50
q cents, trial bottles 10 cents.
il A boy in New Jersey is diving with a
e bullet hole through his Brain and his
le parents are afraid that he Gill never bC
1t good for anything save to edit Il green
n back paper--Norrjstoson Uerold,
E Somebody asks; "What is a hornot?'
+ 1t is a baby lightning rod that supplies
its own electricity.
Mr.. J. Marsh, Bank of Toronto, Ont.
writes: "Biliousncss and dyspepsia seen
to have grown up with me; having beGl
"A sufferer for years | have tried mann
o. remedies, but with no lasting result unit
:, | used your Burdock Blood Bittors
NV They have been truly blessing to III
V and | cannot speak too highly of them.
~ Price, 81, trial size 10 cents.
''Tethered is the Bull Dog, jim Ca
he Come has taken the place of that othe
popular song, empty is the Cradle
go Baby's Gone. Chicago 1ri6une.
HAY FEVER.
m Messrs. White 81 Burdick, druggist
Ithaca, n. VI can recommend Ely
Cream Balm to relieve all persons sutfe
,er ing with rose cold and hay fever. / hay
80. been a sufferer from the same complaint
have had great relief by using the balm
| have recommended it to many of IN
ror friends for Catarrh, and in all cas'
where they have used the Balm freel
10 have been cured. y, Kenuey, dry gooC
merchant, Ithaca, n. Y. SEPT. 6, 1888
ON Trenton, n. j., Oct. %, 1850. | haN
q " suffered for eight years with Hay Few,
,er during July, August and September.
the beginning of July this year, resor
ed to Elys Cream Balm, aud have bee
2" entirely free from the fever since Il
first application. / can recommend it
of cure. Edward C. lIillman, at the Ne
nm. Jersey State Arsenal. Price 50 cents.
A series of fatalities, accidents an
I'VE crimes has occurred IN Switzerland I'll
summer Since the earthquake of Ju
2l, and the storm which inflicted loss
'ho estimated at ten million francs, sew,
men have been drowned in the Lake
the -Four Cautons by the oyertuTniug
ase a boat "a peasant Of the ncghborhoC
has drowned his lunatic brother in Il
ger same lake; three German tourists ha
lost their lives by boat accident
axe Lake Constance; three young ladi,
while bathing in the Aar were swe
away by the current and drowned;
out. young man has been drowned in t
Lake of Bienne, and several deaths ha
olk been caused by lightning, smstroke a
she the falling of trees. During storm
nat collosal statue of Helvetia, which h
zen been erected to do honor to the Fede
the rifle meeting at Fribourg, was bio
down, and one member of the Receipt
! :. Committee was killed On the sa
y w ln.. IN. L..Ir.l..r III. 4