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The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

WE have received the new time table for the
Springfield Southern road 1t took effect on Monday.
The mail train leaves jackson at half past ten, and
arrives at Springfield at half past four. 1t leaves
Springfield at half past ten and arrives at Jackson al
half past four. Another train leaves Jackson at f
teen minutes past six and arrives at Springfield al
half past in the evening, and leaves Springfield
at half past five, and arrives at jackson at six in the
evening.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

On Saturday morning Lincoln" Carr paid the
STANDARD Office a visit. He appeared to be unusu-
ally jolly, and found out that he 'spretty
full"-in other words, he was very drunk. "Lin-
coin" did stay very long, he said he did not
to sfrrh she
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

Ifyou want clean, smooth, easy shave; if you
want your hair neatly and fashionably trimmed; if
you want to be brushed up and put in nice trim gen.
orally, call upon James W. Byrd, the barber, at the
Ishvm House, the Broadway street side, opposite
the Court House, If
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

WAsHAM and James, of the State
Board of Equalization, came home on
Friday.
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FOR MORE THAN FORTY YEARS

DIR. SETH HART'S GROUP SYRUP has been in use,
and have yet to learn of ONE CASE OF
GROUP, wHOOPING COUGH, or COMMON COLDS
in which this valuable medicine has been used when
1t has failed to effect CURE We advise all mothers
keep it alacays hand for you do not know what
moment you may need it. 2ojulys0y.
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That terrible disease Chronic Catarrh be cured
in every by using the Gorsene Catarrh Cure 1t
is free from all objections which obtain in the of
other remedies, and has cured thousarls of nveter
ate chronic cases, Send for circulars to HENRY
OBLENEss Co., Athens, o. 29julysoy
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simple, pure, harmless remedy. that cures every
tme prevents disease by keeping the blood pure
stomach regular, kidneys and liver active, is the
greatest blessing ever conferred upon man. Hop
Btters is that remedy and its proprietors being
blessed by thousands who have been saved and cured
by it. WIN you try it! See another column.-Eagls.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

RIO GRANDE, o., April 0, 1881.
take pleasure in stating that Miss Ida B. Haning
is young lady of excellent character, of good and
well cultivated intelligence, and fine musical talents
and attainments. She has been the Teacher of In
strImental Music in Rio Grande College since its es
this position, but has won honorable notice among
accomplished musicians elsewhere. cheerfully
recommend her to all persons with whom she may
associate and from whom she may seek employment.
J. NJ. DAVIS,
Prof. Nat. Sci. Rio Grande Coll.
RIO GRANDE, O., April 8, 1881.
For more than four years Miss Ida B. Haning has
been teacher of instrumental music In Rio Grande
College. She has given satisfaction in that position
and cordially recommend her as accomplished
lady in high social standing and possessing good
musical education.
And the following, from Prof. Mees,
who was adjudicator last summer:
SIT is with pleasure that certify that Miss Ida B.
Hanning, who at the Musical Convention held in
jackson took the prize set apart unmistakable
evidence of talent and requirements.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

REV. D. E. EVANS, of Cincinnati, Ohio,
will preach at Buckeye School House,
next Sabbath, at 10 80 a. M, and at Oak
land at 8 80 p. m.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

DIR. Kings New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs
and Colds Asthma, Bronchitis, etc., is given away In
trial bottles free Of cost to the aicted you have
severe cough, cold difficulty Of breathing hoarseness
or any affection of the throat lungs by all means
give this wonderful remedy a trial. As you value
your existence you afford to let this opportu-
nifty pass. We could not Afford and would not give
this remedy away unless we knew it would accom-
plish what we claim for it. Thousands of hopeless
cases have already been completely cured by It..
There is no medicine the world that will one
halt the cases that DIR. Kings New Discovery will
cure. For sale by e. d. Lewis.
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OI JdCKSOn On1O, VIII
Public Auction ;son the
21st day Of May, 4. d. 1881,
at one o'clock afternoon, at the door of the
Court House in jackson, Ohio, the following
described real estate, situated in the County Of
jackson and State of Ohio, to wit:
list tract, The south east quarter of the north
west quarter of section number twenty-five (22),
township number eight (S), range number sew
enteen 90.
2nd tract, The north east quarter of the south
west quarter, same section, township and range.
Sd tract The north west quarter of the south
east quarter, same section, township and range
First tract appraised at S4O0.
Second tract appraised at S400.
Third tract appraised at $3.50.
Terms of SAFE, oDe-third cash in hand one
third in six months, and one-third in twelve
months from day of sale.
HAMBY BARTON,
Administrator de bonis non of the estate of Ar
thur G.. Metcaf deceased.
By David Davis, his attorney.
2laprt5t
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

OLTvER's PATENT CHILLED PLow will plow fifty
acres easier and quicker than an ordinary plow will
plow forty acres. At dollar per for plowing
you would the price of the oliver Pow in plow-
ing fifty acres, at Pickrels. 27jan81h
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

Mr.. STEPHEN VAUGHN, one day last week, shot
and killed large heron, measuring it. in. from tip
tip of wings and about4 #. in height 1t is rather
aris in these parts; and is of the Ardea
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

ROBERT NEVILLE steps high, now, and
is happy again, as he has bran new boy
only about week old.
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SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS are offered you by the
BURLINGTON ROUTE. 1t will pay you to read
their advertisement to be found elsewhere in this
issue. 10mh81-40w
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AFew Words to Advertisers.

BEWARE of rattle-trap sewing machines! See and
examine the Rotary Motion, SelfThreading and Fast
Stitching New No. s.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

M. V. WoRTMAN's little daughter,
Mary, is very ill with diphtheria.
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LAST weeKwe spoke of George Wilson's children
having the scarlet fever George he has but one
child, and wants to know where the rest Now II
any man knows of any more of George Wilson's chill
dren, let him speak. We confess we DON'T
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21
INSUR ANCE.
Time Tried and Fire-Tested.
PHENIX INSURANCE COMPANY, HARTFORD,
CONN.


PHENIX INSURANCE COMPANY, HARTFORD,
CONN.
INSURANCE DEPARTMENT,
COLUMBUS, JAN. G, 1881.
WHEREAS, The PHGNIX Insurance Company, To-
Gated at Hartford, in the State of Connecticut has
filed in this office sworn Statement, by the proper
Officers thereof showing its condition and business
and has complied in all respects with the laws Of this
porated BY other States the United States.
Now, THEREFORE, In pursuance of law. l. Jos. F.
Wright Superintendent Of Insurance Of the state of
ed to its appropriate business of Fire Insnr
current year; The condition and business Of said
Company at the date of such Statement December
s1st 1880, is shown as follows:
Aggregate amount of available Assets 163 O2
Aggregate amount of Liabilities Except
Capita), including Reinsurance 93S,SSS go
Net Assets. ", ,l33,ZI4 ~
Amount of actual paid up Capital 100
surplus .Sl,Aoe,zf4 AZ
Amount Of Income for the year, in cash 81 2S2 80
In WITNESS WHEREOF, have hereunto sub
ror,,1 scribed my name, and caused the Seal of my
lsEALI Office to be affixed, the day and year above
JOSEPH F. WRIGHT, Superintendent.
w. T. Price, Agent at Jackson, o.
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HOW SECURE HEALTH,

1t is strange any will suffer from arrangements
brought on by impure blood, when SCOvILL'S SAR-
SAPARILLA AND STILLINGIA, or BLOOD AND
LIVER SYRUP will restore health to the physical
organization. 1t is Strengthening syrup, pleasant
to take, and the BEST BLOOD PURIFIER ever dis
covered, curing Scrofua, Syphalitc disorders Weak
ness of the Kidneys, Erysipelas, Malaria, Nervous
disorders, Debility Bilious complaints and Diseases
of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys, Stomach, Skin etc.
BAKERS PAIN PANACEA cures pain in Man and
Beast.
WORMS.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

THE programme of the Literary Asso-.
citation will appear in the Standard next
week
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Bone Dust, by car load, at D. L. Pickrel's.-tf

JUDGE TRIP was engaged at the District Courts
at Pomerey and Gallipolis last week.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

ST carried off the only Gold Medal given to Sewing
Machines at the great Fair held in Cincinnati last
year. 1 got this Medal for the best stitching, and
hundreds of machines stitched against me. am the
best.n-Rotary Motion Nep No. s.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

MARSHAL OWENS went to Nelsonville, on last
Thursday, upon telegram from the Marshal of Ham
den to arrest another Of the Oak Hill robbers. But
the who held at Nesonville proved to be the
wrong man,
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21


The best salve in the world for Cuts Bruises Sores
Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped
Hands, Chilbains Corns, and all kinds of Skin Erup-
tons. This Salve is guaranteed give perfect satis
faction in every money refunded. Price 25
Cents per Box. For sale by E. ID. Lewis. 1snovS0y
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

1T will be by the report of the Mayors Court
that che Mayor has become about tired of child's
play instead throwing tufts of grass, has COM
menced hurting stones at the brutal ruffians and
drunkards.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

HENRY Cook and wife of Portsmouth,
were visiting John F. Cook and family,
of this place, last week.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

THE circular saw is an improvement over the old
upright Rotary Motion is circular. The New
No. s is Rotary.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21
ROTARY MOTION New No. s-beautiful.
To Builders.

w. A. Steele has very full supply of gray and
white lime, cement, Plaster, and other articles
needed by builders and he will sell at reasonable
prices for cash. 91ap3t
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

THE old shed which formed the roof to the pot
house of Globe Furnace, is taken down.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

APP. IA, 1881.
Mr.. D., MAcKLEY: Please send my Stqndard to
Pekin, Tazwell Co., Ill. We have been here
month"; and no good; yet expect them soon. Snow
and ice here yet. The farmers commencing to
plow. JAS. CRAWFORD.'
Now if Jas. Crawford will tell us
where he has been receiving the
Standard, we can change his address;
if not, not.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

w. Il. Price, Agent at Jackson, o.

STATE OF OHIO, INSURANCE DEPARTMENT,
COLUMBUS, o., March ., 1881.
WHEREAS, The UNION Insurance Company, loca-
ted at San Francisco in the State of California has
fled in this ohice a Statement, by the proper
Oficers thereof showing its eonditon and business,
has complied in all respects with the laws OF this
State relating to Fire Insurance Companies 1ncorpor
ated by other States of the United States.
Now. THEREFORE, In pursuance of law, L, Joseph
F. Wright, Superintendent of Insurance of the State
of Ohio, hereby certify, that said Company su
thorzed transact its appropriate business OF FIRE
Insurance in this State in accordance with law, dur
ing the current year, The condition and business of
said Company the date of such statement (Decem-
ber 3lst, 1SS0,) is shown as follows: 80. -.
Aggregate amount of available Assets Sl.Ol2299 20
Aggregate amount of Liabilities, Except -.
Capital), including Reinsurance. lOz925 10
Net Assets ...... s909 373 IS
Amount of actual paid up Capital 100000 90
Surplus ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. $159, E3 7s
Amount Income for the year in cash. $27S6S7 IA
Amount of Expenditures for the wear In - - =.
In WITNESS WHEREOF, have hereunto sub
,-, scribed my name, and caused the Seal of my
lSEAL1 office be affixed, the day and year above
JOSEPH F. WRIGHT, Superintendent
w. I. Price, Agent at Jackson, o.
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Miss IDA B. HANING, of Rio Grande
College, is now in Jackson making up a
class in music. She is a very competent
Teacher, and brings the following recon-
mendations:
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NEW No. STAT Brookins, HunsIngsr Co.'S,

Agents and Canvassers
Make from s5 to $50 per week selling goods for E. c.
& CO.. 10 Barclay Street, New York. Send
for their Catalogue and terms. 19aug-y
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oSCheap Carpetv

A Jackson man has been figuring on the amount his
wife has actually saved in carpets this Spring, by
making rag carpets and is surprised at the great
ing
True 1t is little inconvenient to have about two
bushels of rags lying around the oor and turning
around legs, but the saving justifes the in
conyenience-at least this Jackson man says so. To
begin with, he that it only took about seven
dollars worth of rags. Then she went to sewing,
which she kept up for two solid months. Counting
her time at two dollars per week, this would make
about seventeen dollars worth of work, seven dol
lars worth of rags, making twentyf dollars, far
Then the ''chain'' to buy, but that only cost
four dollars running the amount to twenty-eight
dollars. The good woman now found, according to
this Jackson man. that she had enough sewed to
make twenty-five yards of carpet. The weaving, at
81 per yard, would amount to two dollars, strong.
This makes thirty dollars not counting fifty cents
cents paid for ''coloring.''
The good lady was highly pleased with her success,
and claimed much credit for the amount saved by her
industry.
The Jackson man declares, however, that the carpet
could have bought out of the store in the first
place, for TWELVE DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS.
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"What's Sauce for the Goose is Sauce for the
Gander!'

When Samuel A. Stephenson was running for Land
Appraiser, on the Republican ticket, he called on
s'Unce Joe'' Wallace, who is Democrat, and asked
him to vote for him. Mr. Wallace, in jovial spirit,
told Stephenson that he would ask his wife about it,
and do as she said in the matter They called upon
the lady, who told Uncle Joe to vote for Stephenson
which he did. Stephenson elected, felt grateful
to his Democratic well Republican friends, and
the little matter the probably passed from
his mind.
But 10 at the April election this Spring Uncle Joe
came up on the Democratic ticket for Constable and
cornered Stephenson and asked his vote. To carry
out the joke, Stephenson proposed to ask his wife
about it, AS there every reason to believe that
Wallace would make good officer, the good lady told
her husband to vote for him. and he promptly did so
Some of the evil-minded boys tell, however, that
Stephenson attempted to cheat By voting his ticket In
the wrong box but this from his voting town
ship ticket the corporation box. He still had his
vote in the township box, however, and so he really
voted for Uncle Joe twice-though it only counted
once.
At least, this is the way the boys tell the story
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21
Mothers, Mothersn Mothers!.!

''DIcK" CAvErr. of Hamden Furnace, spentssunda,
in Tact
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w Are READY!

We open the Spring cam
paign in our Clothing De-
partment with a full stock
of Mems, Youths, Boys and
Ch hildren's Suits, totally
eclipsing i'm assortment and
variety anything ever offer
ed in jackson.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

The Grand Master of I. o. o. F. of
Ohio, II. P. Gravatt, of Columbus, was
visiting Salt Lick Lodge No. AIT, on the
10Th.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21
ImpOrtant to Travellers.

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Warth have {
new girl baby.
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QUIET HOUSEHOLD, at Pickrel,s. 27jal
Transfers of Real Estate.
Agent for New No. s,

Rotary Motion New No. 8 will times longer
than any other machine.
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MAR RIED,

MoRGAN-JoNEs-April Z, 1881, at the residence of
the BRIDES father, Mr. John Jones (Cofada by Rev.
David j. jenkins, Mr.. Moses E. Morgan and Maggie
j. Jones, all of Jefferson township.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

IT is finished like a watch-the Rotary Motion NeN
No
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The Greatest Blessing.

BENZ. EAsTERLING was in town visit
ing old acquaintances, on last Saturday.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

Mrs. B. HARRY FRENCH has the
measles.
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DURABLE HOUSEHOLD, at Pickrers. 27ja
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-21

SEE NEW No. at N. Downey's.
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L1cur-RUNN1Ne HOUSEHOLD, at Pickrers.
97iape
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On Monday we received the follow
ing, on a postal card:
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Sale of Real Estate.
21st day Of Nay, 4. D. 1881,

In pursuance of an order of the Probate Court
of Jackson County, Ohio, will offer for sale at
Public Auction ;Son the
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We ask you come in and look immense display,
knowing that anything to equal it. Counter
after counter fairly loaded with the choicest of
Suits, SilglG Pants, SINGLE Coats,
SUITS FOR CLERGYMEN,
SUITS FOR DOCTORS,
SUITS FOR LAWYERS,
SUITS FOR MERCHANTS,
SUITS FOR BANKERS, SUITS FOR BROKERS, SUITS
FOR MECHANICS, SUITS FOR CLERKS SUITS
FOR TAILORS,
In short Suits to suit all and all pockets The fact is

In short Suits to suit all and all pockets The fact is
patent that with large business thoroughly systemzed
and advantage large cash buyers have the inside
track, and under-sel our competitors every time.
Morris tribune., 1881-02-10
John C.. Calh0un,s Death.
From "reminiscences of Washington" in tn
February Atlantic.

From "reminiscences of Washington in the
February Atlantic
An unpublished letter from R. NJ. 7.
Hunter, Virginia senator, says: Mr.. Cal
houn's death was eminently simple, calm
and unatfected-no display or pretension,
nothing for stage effect. He knew that his
mortal sickness was upon him. but he did
not expect to die so soon. The evening be-
fore his death he had his mail read to him.
commented upon some of the letters, and
directed his son to clear up his table, as
was his wont every night In the night,
when he was dying, he directed his son to
pack up his papers and watch and to give
his pencil TO his son, Andrew. When speech
left him he still showed consciousness by
signs; and, reckoning to his son, squeezed
his hand and expired, without pain and
without fear. He had always said to me
pre- ously and to others through his sick
ness, that he had no apprehensions of
death; that it was an event in relation to
which he felt that he had no right to enter
tain wish. He was man of few quota
tons, ''but one which he often used to me
was "the same Providence on the fatal as
the natal hour" He was not consulted as
to his birth nor did he believe that his
wishes ought to weigh or even exist as to
his death; such suppose to have been his
meaning.
Morris tribune., 1881-02-10
A PLEA FOR THE OLD MEN THAT SMOKE.

There, daughter, stop scolding! Don't worry
and fret
And work yourself into such ire!
Just about ell the comfort your father can get
Is a smoke by the warm kitchen fire;
Let him smoke in the corner in peace, II he can,
Though the clouds of tobacco may choke;
There is no one can tell, but lonely old man,
How much comfort there is in a smoke.
Like free bird that fyeth from limb unto limb,
Your routine of joys you go through;
And some of them look Just as foolish to him
As smoking looks foolish to you;
We're none of us perfect-all this you believe
Ourlives should with charity shine,
Like the golden thread that the weavers weave
In and out of the dark design.
Should you live to be old-though you may
never smoke
Yet I'll wager penny or two
You will have some strong habit to tease other
folk,
Bad as this that is worrying you;
Let him smoke in the corner III peace, II heca
Though the clouds of tobacco may choke;
There is no one can tell but lonely old man
How much comfort there is in a smoke.
Do l smoke? No, not 1! Nor will l advise
ANY youth the bad habit to get;
But when one is DID, and can't stop If he tries,
Is it wisdom to worry and fret!
Let him smoke in the corner i'll peace, II he can,
Though the clouds of tobacco may choke;
THERE'S no one can tell but lonely old man
How much comfort there is i'll smoke
Not long will tobacco smoke daily annoy;
Soon the pipe on the mantel will lay, :,
And father will rest where the worms shall
destroy
The tenantless body of clay.
Let him smoke in the corner in peace, If he can,
Soon he'll fall before Deaths sturdy stroke,
Then you'll miss the clay pipe and the feeble
old man,
And wish you'd put up with the smoke
john H. Yates in Rochester Express.
Morris tribune., 1881-02-10
Bro. Gardner's Philosophy.

From the Detroit Free Press.
Brother Gardner stated that he was in
receipt Of the following queries, propound-
ed by the Concord School of Philosophy:
why do not COWS sit down to rest the same
as dogs? Why does dog turn around a few
times before he lies down. Why does COW
get mp from the ground hind end first, and q
horse fore end first? Why does a squirrel
come down tree head first, and cat tail
frst2 Why does a mule kick with its hind
foot and sheep with its fore foot2" 4Natur'
has her own ways, an her ways am k'rect, !"
replied the old man as he laid the letter
aside. II once lost weeks sleep tryin'to
fin out why cats didn't sit on q nest fo'teen
days, same as hen, to bring 10th dar
young, an I finally arrove to de conclushun
to tackle suhthin' easy. De boss an de ass
an de dogan' de cat war made fur sartin rea-
sons an to I'LL sartin spheres in life. Natur'
didn't intend de boss to climb trees nor de
cat to pull street kyars, and de less we keer
to know why she didn't do SO the better it
will be fur our headache"