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RlG0RG'S> u RESTORATIVE

There Is q weu-known principle IN animal
physiology thst no vital action can take place
eXcep through the agency Of the nervous hys-
tenn, 1.-THE nerve power In any organ u wesk-
enod then that organ Is weak There 10 arein-
edy n the reach of all, one that has stood the
test for over half century. DR.. Bicord 2
Vital Restorative has been scfutluized and IN
dorsed by the Academy OF Medicine In PariFi
as an infallable specific for the above, contains
no PHOSPHORUS, cGntharides or other poisoDs,
In purely Vegetable, PROD uclng no reaction,
Ond Is permanent IN eilecti Is sugsr'coateu
pill, and cen he had of Levagser h 20 10 lis
ne Richeiieu, Paris, (France), or Of Dr.. 8.
Brown SigesmOnd, prOprielors. Address
Room 40, World Buildlpg,E York None gen.
ulne without the signature OF $. Il. Sigesmond
on the side of each box; send for catalogue
box Of 100 pille, GS box OF 400, $40, sent by mat
upon receipt Of price.
DIR. y. b. sipeamoud;
| Dear Sir,-n justice to you snd to the pro-
fession, feel 1t my duty to state the results OF
my trial of Ricord's Vital Restorative In my
practice, following the challenge you made.
Case ]. Mr.. b., aged 30, impoent for yeare
| with spermatorrheT0, weight 100 lOe,J very
| with nervous fears, had tried every known
| remedy. nut him under treatment with the
| Vita, Restorative alone. In six months he
was discharged, perfectly cured. He had re-
| gained all his yigorand manhood ana weighed
Case 2. Mr.. NJ. partial loss OF power. In
six weeks treatment with the Vital Restora-
| tive, desire and manly vgor were fully re-
stored. WV IL. ROBE, NJ; d.
1925 Pine ST., st. Louis.
ST. Souis, November Is, 1919.
This is to certify that Ihave been afflicted fol
wears with nervous and general debility, sper-
matorrhoa, and soltening 0fthe brain. have
been under the treatment of several prom-
nent physicians during his time with no benz
| elicial results. Several mOnths ago began
taking Richards vital Restorative, and am
now perfectly cured. | weighed at the time
III pounds--f now weigh 100 pounds.
WIN. BORsCH,
1918 Cass Avenue.
st. Louis, April 8, 1850,
had been impOteut for n number of years
| when | commenced to take RicOrd's Vita
Restorative. Within three months | found
myself suddenly restored to my former health.
mi vigor, and the cure has been permanent.
j. X. VINCENT.
know Mr.. Vincent, whose name is signet
to the above certificate lie IL q Nlend Of
mine, aud know the facts TO be IS he hat
stated them. j. Nj. WARD,
Proprietor Grand Central and Europes
Hotel.
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Eczema.

+. Il Drake, esq, Detroit, Mich suffered
beyond all description from a sklu disease
which appeared on his hand head and face aud
nearly destroyed his eyes. Tns most careful
dOctOrng failed to help him, and after all
had failed he used tho Cuucura Reaolvent In
tcrnally and Cuticura ard Cuticura Soap eX-
tenally, and was cured and has remained
perfectly well TO this day.
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Cutlcura Remedies are prepared by WEEKS
~ POTTER, Chemists and Druggists. 800
Washington ST., Boston, aud are for sale by
all. Druggists. Price OF CuticuIa, u Medicunl
JeIly, small boxes. 10 cents; large boxes 81
CuticurR kesOlvent, tho new Blood Purifier, 81
per bottle. Cuticura Medicinal Toilet Soap
" cents. Cutioura Medicinal Shaving Soap
10 cents; in bars, for BARRIERS and large CON
sumers. 80 cents
rs-All Mailed free on receipt OF price,
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Largest DaiIy in Texas,

with correspondence in all the principal
cities and towns In the state, and in the great
cities of the country. 1t is the
only paper in north Texas giving
run Photographic Dispatches
From all parts of the Unites States sns Europe.
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THORN & HUNKINS,

Larges. dealers west OF New York City and only
house INST Louis making q speciality Of theB
goods. Price List sent on application.
General obce, 800 and 81 s Twelfth ST
Branch Office, 203 n Main st. Warehouse
Tayon Avenue and Railroad track Capacity
10 .00O harrels
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Another cycle of twelve months has rolled
around and we present again our annual
claims to the public for continuance of the
generous and increasing patronage heretofore
extended to the HERALD.
The last year has been one lraught with deep
interest to Texas and more particularly TO the
northern portion Of the state New lines of
railroads have been projected and now under
construction, while the older companies have
been extending their maines and pushing
branches In every detection. Immigration has
been pouring In from nearly every state in the
union aud the deneslypopulatedcOu of Eu-
rope. These'immigrants, as class, are for su-
perOr in intelligence and enterprise to those
usually falling to the of new countries AS
n general thing they posass mcaps sufficient 70
erect comfortable dwellings, improve farms
and in this way add to our general prosperity
In the face OF these facts the management o.
the HERALD has ondoavored to keep pace with
he advancement Of the state and tho pupel
has been enlarged from twcnty-four columns
few monrhsago to forty eightoolumn journal
and Is now the
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Gee u week In your own town rermsny
QOO IS outht roe. hhltV~W
Z orlland Maine
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No other remedy can
80 quickly aesuage the
, most violent paroxysms
'of pain, They distribute
throughout the nervous
system u gentle and con-
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-10-13

Jim Webster, o are accused OF
being drunk. l am very sorry to see
YOU here, but l have my duty to per-
form all the same" and the Recorder
looked very hard and stern.
Use mighty sorry to see myself
here, Jedge. l scarcely cher drinks,
but Jess now / has so much trubble at
home. Oars muffin but sickness an
grief and sorrer, and | jess got desper-
ate. Oars my two chiluns at home,
and one am as bad off as de udder. l
don't know now. Jedge, which one OBJ
dem is gwine ter die fust," and Jim's
voice was shaky as he wiped traces of
mo sture from his eyes.
The Recorder was visibly affected;
he said something about there being so
much mortality among the children.
and finally told Webster that in consid-
Grafton of his domestic affiiction the
charge against him was dismissed. Jim
went out in high glee, followed by
Uncle Nose, who asked:
What pack OBJ lies was dat you tole
de Recorder? I jess now passed yore
house. and out in de yard vas bofe yer
chilun ofiishiatir' at the eclipse oh .
watermillion."
.'Who said dar vas anything de mat
ter wild emp" said Jim. indignantly.
"You did. / heerd you tell de ledge
dey was gwine ter die"
"And so dey am gwine ter die. /
said / didn't know which one OBJ dem
chilluns was gwine ter die fust. and so
] don't. How kin l tell which one am
gwine ter die fust. Gway. ole man.,
yer ought ter be locked up. You is
shown 'spicious symptoms oh being Q
crank"-ZecGs SVtin0s.
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-10-13
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

Mr. Edsis Arnold. the suthur Il
'"The Lighi o. Asa svsry III "a.
lad
-TAe eircai.,ica Il fc,son ron he
Bosioa fuhlsc Library oay tusiy-thrrs
per cent 81 The whole
-Dunireary often maize ihrec Ihoa.
sand dollar. = urek lias az Islndrvsrf
WA. feArtully e~xiravsszsL DO IoGt uasy
eighty thousand dollar,
"A plan - oa food u Bclxiua foe
offering = testimonial - Hcaduk Goa
sclencc. the Novelist on the appearances
o! hts handrcith volume
A copy q. one a. Dickens earliest
and urrs; book. Three NAY. IL
Spreading SGaday. by Ttn0thy SPARKS
was sold the other dsr in chester.
Ing. Tor ab~sut thirty dollars
-AlesAnder IL stephens. no;siih-
standing the techic condition ri IA.
body. j. actively gagged on aaoihsr
WORK on the war and keeps employed
several clerk. and stenographcr- who
decline Ia be interviewed as to its pre-
cIse character.
CAPTAIN Isaac Bssscit. the veteran
d~oorkcrper a. the United States senate.
who will complete his half century Ut
service in the Senate Chamber in De
ccmbcr next. Is basily engaged in IRE
pairing has Forthcoming volume entitled
''Sketchcs and Rem absences Of he
United States Scnsie-ls5i-lssi"
MIR. J. e. Harris (''Cncle Rsmus }
has written a story Of Southern life.
which will be ready for the printer in
the fall. IL will probably be pub
lished in the C@H,u~y A. = short serial.
aud ppea in book form later IN the
year. Mr. Harris has written two or
three other short stories which will sp-
pear IN the same volume.
The mother of Oscar Wilde has
been. in her dlv. a stinguished
beauty and an important influence. The
former ~ Jane Francesca Elgcc.
daughter ri an Ang iran clergyman IA
Dublin; the latter n ''>peranEa.' the
leading poet Of the Young ireland
day. 1913 aud ~thercabOut \ brother Il
hers was Julie El-ee. of Louisiana. a
local Confederate leader and member
Of the Confederate Senate. She mar.
ried DIR. Wilde, of Dublin. in 1871.
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-10-13

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The Red Cloud chief., 1881-10-13
POrterhols' Strak.

"This is the pOrterhouse. is it2'
asked the sad passenger. sitting at the
corner table in the restaurant Yes.
sir. said the waiter. with the weary ar
of a man who was tired Of having To tell
the same lie a thousand times a day.
''porterhouse steak. sir. same n you
ordered, sir. ''Do you cut porter.
house steak from between the horns
this yearg' asked the sad passenger.
with the intonation OF n man who want
ell to know. ''Sir?' said the waiter.
1T seemed to be- a tribe tendcier last
year. the sal passenger vent on.
with the air IF a tired man INDUCING
in pleasant rem niscences VI the
past, but | remember now, u va
cut 4 tribe lower down then. Last
g a YOU cut your porterhouse teaks
from the curl in the forehead. and the
sirloins from the shin. But | think
this comes from between the horns. ]
used to live in a bCar ling house where
they cut the porterhouse between the
horns, and this n reminds me %
them. Animal dead this steak came
from" Dead echoed the aston
ished waiter; "courSe. sir. He was
butchered. sir" Buichered ~ make
a Roman holiday sighed the sal
passenger. He could be more likely
to make n Roman Well. II wa
time he was killed. He hadn't many
more IA To live on this earth All,
here is the brass tip from n OF his
horns. Dropped into the steak. no
doubt. while you were siicing II on
What do YOU do with these steaks when
the guests are through with them''
The waiter looked puzzled Why.
sir" be said. they amt nothing LETT
OF EN-. sir '.Possi ble?' said the sad
passenger; what becomes OF them?
The waiter looked nervous. what?
he said: 1.-The customers eat them up.
The sad passenger looked up with an
air of interest. Incredible he eN-
claimed; ..cannot accept your state
ment without proof. They may hide
them under their chairs. or secreie
them m their napkins. Or they miy
carry them away in their pockets 10
throw at burglars. but 1 cannot, be
lieve they eat them. Here. let ms see
one of them ga: this. and | will believe
you Trust me-. good waiter. l."
But the waiter pointed to n placard
Inscribed: POSITIVELY no trust" and
TO the cashiers desk to tel the
boss to look out for that man at the
corner table. a. he didn't seem TO be
satisfied with his steak and had asked
for rust-Bgriingtoa HaarEeys-
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-10-13
Adulterated Coffee.

ChiccOry. carrots, caramel and date
seeds are the substances commonly
used to adulterate ground coffee. A
single test will show the ~housekeeper
whether she has purchased pure OF
adulterated coffee. Take a little Of the
coffee and press it between the fingers,
or give it a squeeze i'm the paper i'm
which it is bought; if genuine it will not
form a coherent mass, as coffee grains
are hard and do not readily adhere to
each other; but if the grains stick to
each ether and form a sort of "cake,"
we may be pretty sure of adulteration
in the shape of chiccory, for the grains
are softer and more open, and adhere
without difficulty when squeezed.
Again, if we place a few grains in a
saucer and moisten them with a little
cold water, chiccorv will very quickly
become soft like bread or, lbs. while
coffee will take a long time to soften.
A third test: Take a wine-glaSs or
tumblerful of water. and gently drop a
pinch of the ground coffee on the sur
face of the water without stirring or
agitating; genuine coffee will float for
some time. whilst chiccory or any other
soft OK will sink,
Chiccory or caramel will a vel
lowish or brownish color tn diHuse rap
idly through the water. while pure cof-
fee will give no sensible tint under such
circumstances for a considerable length
of time.
Coffee mixtures" or "coAiee i'm
provers" should be avoided. They sell
dom consist of anything but chiccory
and caramel.
French Coffee" so widely used al
present, is generally ground coffee, the
beans of which have been roasted with
a certain amount of sugar, which, coat
ing over the bean, has retained more of
the original aroma than in ordinary
coffee; but this, of course, at the eX-
pense of the reduced percentage of
coffee due to the presence of the cara
mel,
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-10-13
iced For Plies.

"Say. do you know whats good
for iiesy' queried a Woodward avenue
butcher as he entered = drug store the
other day.
II guess a put you up some
thing for about . quarter Was the
reply.
When the dose vas ready the butch
er Was told TO pour it out on plates and
set them on the counter. and be hur-
RED away to give il 3 trial In about
an hour he SEM for the druggist TO
come over. The 10. 900 lies IN the shop
before the dose was fixed had been
multiplied By four.
Great lands, but I'm being carried
Of by fiesr' exclaimed tie butcher. IS
he waved q long knife around his head
well. why don't you get something
to kill 'em Off,
Didn't !, but If hasn't killed .
one"
.sOf course it hash. You wanted
something good for flies and I gave you
clarified strip, It's the best stuff to
draw flies and keep 'em contented I
ever heard Of Why didnt you tell me
you wanted . hy-kiiler?'-Detros Frss
Press
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-10-13

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The Red Cloud chief., 1881-10-13
international Ssnd,,-Schssi I~..ss.
\ oeerfui Eel g.sa.

1t - the pcCGizr privilege of the
Christian To be alss~s cheerful fh.f-
i n joy-pro-iucing poNs. IN IN. r-elyt,,
q! Christ not iuund In AZ ether "a.
tenn II religion or p~hilosoph, chs,
anne To oil the earth With =, d,
delivering men from ,n. ahich /. ,hr
chief cause oi trouble and s~aine..
HIS Gospel Is glad ,,ding, ot salvation
from siu. IL bring- pTr.-a, dclivcnnce
from the bondage. The guilt and the
condemnation oi Sn. AMI gives the 80,
ful assurance If the favor and love 81
God by the direct mInisiraiion %! the
Holy Ghost. who ILLS the sout With
loy and pea" IN believing More
than that. IL gives The present ti,is To
and forctasic e Heaven The Ststt
itself wiincssc,h with our sp.rtts that
We are the children IL Cod. ani Il chill.
dren. then heirs heirs Of Gsi ani
JOINT heirs with Christ The &, nsciols
presence and in,ffablc c"n,o atoms oi
the Spirit. "thc pa'ace OF God which
passcih all understand ng. belong Ia
the Christian seNp~rirncc. snd are .uiii-
cient o. make him cheerful. and even
joyful. And ~ he who has tht. cap.
renee j. sad Ia have received the
oil Of jos for mourning. and th. gar
ment al praise for the spirit of heavx
iness. Surely. Il n man on sarb
has reason 81 be cheerful. % IS
Christian.
But how about the aal,.t ou,sf16rp
CHRIST ans are not eVempy Hpslb'c
and suffering Can ~ b}Iki~a,.
cheerful who are ITO te~i On every
side.' who have Ia arr sickness.
sorros. b~crcavemrnts Death The
Scriptures teach that = can. and
give examples. ST - vas one. The
catalogue he gives ofls sufferinys
shows that mo- man eyee ad more 10
endure than be. Yet = says I've
glory in iribulations. aad II take
pleasure In .nfrm ties. s~ece-utics.
IN ~rcproache.. In ycr>e0r ons. in dis.
tresses. for thrists siv and s'as
~sOrrowful Vet ALWAYS re- tny" This
Is more han chcer;u'ncs 4. Christian
triumph in the midst If Ut adverse
circumstances Nor do he apostle
consider hit abiding juyfu "a. an ex.
ceptional experience. Ia CARDS IL n
the privilege and duty d believer.
for he writes the Thes-aoe ems RE
jOice eteriuoIc
Christianity due. not rGopdre TO ex-
cmpt it, followers from sorrow'
incident 10 our earthly loe AT IL fur-
nisbcs them with such con uaions and
support ~ give them 80 for con
slant rejoicing In the IN e shall
have tribulation.' -ad tha Nor but
in me ye shall have pes II il.
therefore. n mistake Z, supfe that .
certain degree al worldly tort and
from trial Is eary to
cheeriulncss most
shining examples ofChriseD serenity
and JOS have been among se most
and afflicted 1t BE- glory
Of the religion 81 Chr u 20 IL mn
CON ort Ia tho~c N d 7ess. and
does not require the aid q fsaith. or
even health. To make 70. Vibrations
eiectual.'
lie cheerful. then 4 Iesr.ed.
browed religion does 20, nmend
Itself to- Observer. IL - Bo LOT the
of Christ. but n gros srepre-
s~entaiion Of IT, IL j. Ogr ~. NOT
To 10 religious. but To Chris
tians. and seek BY msnner. sell ~
by word md deed. 90 comme CHRIS
ro al men LET yoIr ysi go
sh ne te'ore men. that they zee
your good works and gtorA your
Father which j. n Heaven. '-hedds.
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-10-13
ShoplifteN.

Said q city retail dealer: IL could
dispense with q number of nv clerks
were it not for the necessity of guarding
against the thieves which infest all
large stores. Shoplifting is a crime
that is becoming enormous in its pro-
portions. and at present we are power
less to combat it. All our clerks are so
disposed behind my counters that they
q watch each others customers, and
this they are instructed to do at all
times. We detect a woman in the act
of pocketing goods, call in an officer
and have her arrested. What is the re-
suit? At the examination her friends
and relatives come forward and testify
that she is insane, Or subject to hts of
insanity, and she is diScharged-t 90
and prey upon some other merchant.
Once in a while one of them is held for
trial. but a specious lawyer works upon
the sympathies OF the jury and he or
she is acquitted. Country as well as
city people plumber US. Quite recently
a w~ell-known lady residing in aristo-
cratic style came in with some country
relatives. We detected one of these
putting goods into her basket. but. she
speciously explained that in the oun
try where she lived it was the custom
when looking at goods to put those
which she wished to purchase into her
basket and, when her shopping was
completed. to hand the basket to a
clerk. who figured MP the value of the
purchases, took his pay for them. and
she carried them away in the basket
OF course she got very red and con-
fused while telling this abominable lie.
but l figured up the amoun. of her
purchases she paid for them and took
them away in her basket. With some
shoplifters the covered
market basket is . favorite receptacle
for carrying Oh plumber; but some use
q caPacious pocket or bxg fastened
about the waist and hanging beneath
their skirts To get the plumber into
this the opening in the dress that would
be taken for . pocket is merely . slit |
hidden by folds Of an ample skirt, and
openings are IN the underskirta
A d~exterous thief in . mornings shop |
ping will make . few trifing purchases
and pocket . bushel Of goodA"
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-10-13
III MURDrS.

Nature keeps the ocean tide. and
that is why il does not run away ike a
river. ~. o. ~IIc4yHar.
A homely Young girl has the conso-
latOn of knowing that when she j. sixty
she'll De n pretty old sirL-B3sios
iOSL.
The confidential clerk now takes
his vacation Ia give his employer a
chance 10 look over his books -Nccdrt
CdH.
Next Ia money i think n man Kan
git more out Ov the world with polite.
ness than ennything else.-Josh b.
i,ayS.
Part NJ /, such sweet sorrow."
remarked a bald Old bachelor To a
pretty girl ~ he told her good night
Il should SIN L. she replied. CHANGING
upon his hairlessucss and wondering
how he ever DID IL. -StenbtartHe Hcr-
aid.
A Rhode Island man called n
neighbor a ''lanicrn jawcd cockroach
A suit for SANDER resulted. and the jury
returned "a follows: mot gdilty on
lantern jawcd. but way of ON cocsroach.
anu we ilhd damages IN The sum oi three
cents. Detroit Free Press.
Pond friends tried ,aiuly To cheer h~-.
10 stop up the IetrS that fast f"l.
Aud -hc ClsEp'd hCr daughter -iili ~ arrr.
And In agony uttered farewell
Inc groom with his brit" Ia departed.
To Journey far OF In strange isn =.
Aud the moi her srtcsuut. brbkrn-bVaTtCt 4
"wcli, I'm gisi that girls "a of my
hand"
-iSs MpiHos Ma.
I'm not very proud Of your prog.
rcss in school" remarked a New Haven
mother tn her son who wa struggling
along in grade i've. There's Charley
smart is way ahead of YOU. and he isn't
A. old II know IL. Teacher said
he'd learned all there was 10 learn in
nv room. and that left me without ny
thing to learn Guess the boy Will
Harcn EeyiStor.
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-10-13

Or. the ~imprompts crane may be omit.
ted. and . rude wen be built Of stones
and the FIRE made therein The poe
may be set on this oyer the sccumu-
lated bed OF embers. and potatoes Ia
their jackets and corr in the inner husk
be roasted in the hot ashes. FOR fsh-
ing. parties . frying-pdn l. isdispeasa-
bic. Hayiaai. IN ESsssiaer sSd
CAyoaiclx.