Litchfield enquirer., 1881-10-13

"A prudent man," says witty Frenchman,
 ''is like pin. His head prevents him from
 going too far sssg vs,Sg
 Probably the best way for the travelling pubs lie to deal with the train-robbers is to get up
 a sort of Missouri compromise.
 D saaaasdsge sayy ysss scourtesy opens FusaA A6ofsss Trus, aud it,s. internal d,s-
 courtesy that doesn't shut them again. A Sunday school boy, upon being asked
 what made the Tower of Pisa lean, replied: t'Becapss of the famipeip the land. .r-E lI lIAs,,sG,sIsa4ast hold s4,d and a a.,,,r s,.,..
 man rises to remark that ''The prettiest thing l in autumn bOnnets are the faces"
 In reply to the question, "Will the coming l hia1 De bald? the NorfistowD Herald affirms Ft6at "he generally is when he first comes" A St. Louis paper says: ''When a Chicago epreacher wants a new church all his own, and
 big congregation, he has himself convicted l of heresy" The whaler to be sent after the Jeanette will doubtless be lost, and then if Congress l could only be sent after the whaler, no one l would mind the expense. {. This is a beautiful langnage of ours. Ben
 Hogan, the tired.pugfst,A who has turned preacher, is spoken of as the expounder of the
 ring and the expounder of the gospel. |. The horny handed sons of toiliuSau Fran. cisco who have gwen Kalloch notoriety by, electing him mayor. will now have a chance to
 hear him lecture; terms, $25O night. Great 1 is reform. fA
 A church choir consists of one accomplished musician, and lot of other folks who, are Ede6sely Fignofant music TThe accomplish
 ed one is the member you are talking with. An old man who had been badly hurt in a
 railroad collision, being advlsed to sue the l company for damages, said: "Wal no; not l for damages I've had enough of them but I'll just sue 'em for repairs"
 The astronomers have discovered large red | spot on the face of Jupiter. Perhaps Jup- 1 iter is blushing at the star route swindle. At l any rate our columns are open to him If he thinks he ought to publish 8 vindication. The state fair brings burglars "Lie still. Brdget,n said Pat to his wite, when the burg lars got into his house ian eff the spalpeens
 foind anything, be jabers we'll get up an take itaway from 'em.
 Say, ma; you know that sour mifk2 We'll, its all spilled into the bottom of the re- frigerator and runs out into the pan under meath. 'Never mind, my dear; put it son the table and call it keumiss. My boarders
 are patriotic. They'll drink it."
 Brother Gardner tells the Limekiln club! "I spect de music of angelic harps am sweet
 an soft an dreamy. but If dey want to keep culrd folks satisfied up dar, a leetle mo- hpipAn' leetle less harp a,n de fust per-. seription. U .1ss t1 EssAa :; A well qualified juror in the Guiteau case
 can be fpnna in Indiana; near Greencastle. He entefed esofe Athere last Saturday, and
 asked the meaning of the display of mourning
 embler,s on the houses. When told thai ii
 wassing henory of the deatpresiienG he said ;,
 ''Od! Yes, F believe did heal that he was
 very sick"
 The Iliih0is town oF Streater' lAas been
 taught the lessoL that man who says he ,s
 an English, lord, and has thesspeech and man.
 ners toisnit the chafacter, may commit bipa-
 my, larceny. and perjury,
 A law Of the Michigan State Normal School
 forbids the lodging of male and female stu..-
 dents in the same building Three couples.
 got married recently, and sent the faculty ad
 petition to make an exception in their cases.
 The faculty said no. , s |pE6 DlsIl3 r t fs4 : . BIS E MiIiI'E E
 Matthew A. Grant, of Burviile, visited Win sted last Friday, the day succeeding the ceIe-
 bratlon ofla remarkable event, the 6Oth birthay day of himself and two other triplet brothers on the 22d of September. Their names are
 etthewA ,aN NmgD sastD Dandef d aGadns of. Augustus A. Grant, and nephews of Elder. NH Niles Grant, ol Boston, the noted preacher. side nesf Burvilie Daniel and Wifiiarn ares so nearly alike in general appearance as to be- often mistaken for escIo other. while MatthewrI
 is not sollalE sihislb arldsis easily dis. tinguished from the others. Wisstsd NesosI