The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-05-05
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tpipg ~, our pumps are dry, there is no
NsisT. aui tie miai-tcr IL the Baptist
church i dead
prcAch,J not far from Boston, found
himself q, one time 10 sad dilemma
lie stopped 10 lis sermon aud said, III |
speak sonly tbose 81 YOU who are in the
rear cannot hear NEST speak loud shall
certainly vale up those who are close 10
me.
When Thomas Moore was getting his
portrait painted by Newton. Sidney Smith,
who accompanied the poet, said TO the
artist, Couldn't you contriye 10 throw
into liis face somewhat Of stronger eI
preston ui L,sf,ity TO the church establish
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- railroad engineer saying that the
usual life Of the locomotive was only thir.
" years, passenger remarked that such
tough looking thing ought to live longer
than that "Well. responded the engineer.
"pcrhap. Il would int didn't smoke so
much
AT q recent railroad dinner. in compli.
men, of the legal fraternity, the toast was
given: An honest lawyer, the nobles,
work Of God But an old farmer in the
back part Of tho hall rather spoiled the e.
feet by adliagi ina loud voice, And
about the scareest
A Barre woman is reported 10 be
troubled because she expected to get mar
ried on the strength Of having a few thous-
and dollars, while the tax law shows tha
size has 30 such sun and the prospective
husband seems likely to back out She
talks Of suing the listers.
There Was an oil city boy who was
sent out collecting, and when he returned
10 tho evening and handed In his bills I'M
paid, he said The people around til 5
town like me first rat" They were so anx
itus 20 soc me often that every maG vent
70 see told me to call again.
4 story is told OF German shoemaker
who, having male pair Of boots for a
gentleman VI whose financial integrity he
lad considerable Doubt, made the follow
ing reply 10 nim when he called for the
attplc- "D,r pouts ls not quite done,
lui der hecl ISL made out.
"TLc Catskill Fairies is the title OF a
look lately issnrd by the Harpers. We
had noticed a strange ,learth in fairies late
IL in our wandering through the woods,
hut never dreamed that the cats had killed |
them oil oil Cats are not nearly so nice |
As fairies, and the cats must 60.
4 Yankee physician was lectur.ng |
lately on the ignorance Of people Of their
own complaints. aud said that Young |
lady once asked him what his:next lecture
would he upon, anl being told the Cir.
cnla,ion Of the Blood. replied that she
,hould certainly attend, for she hal be- n
troubled with tha COMPLAINT for long
time
"a stock broker returning 10 his Office |
the other day, after a substantial luncheon |
with a client. said, compacently 10 his
head clerk "Mr Putkin. the world looks |
diti rat 10 a maa when he has bottle of
champagne 10 i,iln, Yea, sir, replied |
the clerk, significantly, 'anJ he looks diff |
{ ereni 10 the world
An exchange says; "Of the six hum !
,lrcd Young ladies attending vassar, no two
can agree as 10 ~ha, they would do in case
they saw bear" Now this is a libel on
the ladies, Tor we're he we'll dressed aud
respectable, five hundred and ninety Of
them wonli wait with curious impotence
10 see u be PROPOSED TO hug them.
--"Cuur,esy opens many Doors says
the old adagc. This may be true as far
as Il COOS, says commentator; but you
might stand before a hank building and
courtesy till your spinal column was as
hmber ~ an Old postage stamp, yet the
doors aouldn tspriug back on their hinges
worth cent
Titles aud honors;-Dcsn 10 Arkan.
sas they call an ordinary AN, who drinks
but little, captain. oslopcl is one
who can stand TO racket" gseas veil,
and "eeneral II We ..l4e given TO man
who @.s, have 'suthin" once in so often