The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-12-22
4 GENIAL ,.tsi.n
CT the Political n very nj
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/ The "1in4esa ii IL. ie ID
/ where grape and e;nni> to- have Eeen
flying. Minister Of the Gospel lase
berom" the political ruvili-'s ~ on
town with their hexil.r Tt.ss4 gu II
makes us think 81 Gniti.ld's .s-saa.
sins complaint. siz: DIVINITY don't
pay Il ii we'll known Tint the
storm la been gathering for some
time. They desiieto 81 their tuskt'
into the siriuin steak u the county
and especially those that have tusted
blood hy Icing elected representa-
tive once hy chance and the By
rla,ire cid not happen 70 come the
81, ond time. Now tiler nrp trying
10 got mp Il cyclone but It il nothing
more than II "squi5." Forest City il
the only township In the county that
has more than once sent double
team of delegation TO Get chance
ut the Turkey but every time re-
turned home II laughing stock, with.
ont anything by oversize oting, md
the Cresco boys Toasted upon the
Turkey" II ii had not been for tie
/ Saratoga Convention 10 get Up Il
lliIle-tcant. We hero would not have II
I SMELL. And who Is 10 blame? Why.
| the Welsh Of course for they are III
the minority and consequently the
burden Of disappointment. i Put OIL
them.
We think that to accuse The N,lsl,
Of Forest City ~ being the cause
Of the defeat uf tile Republicans II
altogether wrong aud il i IA lack Ct
common sense to presume srcF Il
thing. But here mark you the tronh-
l. Is this.--ihcre aie too many grind
inc their axes OH the same grind
stone and finally slaughter one an
Other
| Lime Springs is the Slaug.tef-
House Of Political Cannibals. These
are strong terms nevertheless they
IRE facts: and Tie chronic. dyspeptie
disease has become SO lid that the
only remedy That Il ltttlg II have
al. good eject i To give them Il
good dose II the Greenhack Cathar
tic PILLS. they are excellent for the
stomach. they Will cleanse and tonn
up I'll. constitution al the political
invalid who took one dose two years
ago when father failed 10 got the
nomination: II lie had kept on ta-
king them lie would be 30 us To IL
around hy this time, but the poor
fellow staggered back trying to get
to his ranks, but was picked UP OH
tho way Il dead goasc, and his politl-
cal ghost Is seen here after Clark,
with glasses on. and Il new Spanish
Dolman. But we don't scare worth
Il cent. Sweep your own door, yards
clean, We sympathizs with you, he-
cause yon can't get away from the
bad scent of a political corpse.
The political wire that some pull
on, here, is 4 double iaib Gle ani
| the Republican pasture has become
so bare thar the ill favored and
leanIieshed kine' are trying 70 eat
up the other f.w fat oaes, and now
they ran onto thei. own harbs and
Oh, how the l.;.ir does fly. The
sluahblng gander aru nd the Depot
did Hap his "ir.s Wien orc Lrlaa-
lean ls ~ few votes rot the Treas
aler's Office and marx YOU he did
not rejoice 50 much because Ir
Whit. Mas elected. but the key to
his U;sllclujAh was to cat of one
from Lime springs, that was likely
to be called there and IL Weisn-
man. .f'atie,. aud I will run things
In Howard county. We haye Il large
stock 0f brains II 10 il with. y,
will run tho Temperance cause te
amount of our own interest at stake
anu rs much again o. s.ceeit TO carr,
/ il out. and if there is any doubt o
our capacity ia the latter We a.s
close hv the Lumber yard where i
is in alanaanee.' Hands eff. keel
your nose clean. Mr-ar some OIL,
will snub it FOR you. for the Hostel
ter Bitters. Hunky,laysy Bi,tcls III,
) other Iiankyaolcgs. CT yours III,
very intoxicating and sibrates I'll,
muscles 20 4 high degree and 10 yer,
uncomfortable movements.
/, But, Pshaw. this has nothing Il
do with temperance?
We have political bush-walser
here or different nationalitieS hut IL
the sakeof giving good satisfaction
,, we will call them all 1Iietsa? good
THAT will do!
!, Mr.. a. committed political sai
eide. Sir, not much. i. was
Wclshaan that murdered him
!, Mr.. Is. did not get what he wanted
.. Why 10, the uniiinching Welsh
man bloekadcd the way"
See here. wont you give Il Welsh
man L smell? Why, certainly "
will, W. will pick hin. up in our arm
a. candidate, We may drop hii
though before we get to the caucus
or we may carry lin through to III
convention for certain purposes. hu
! We will dump hita on election day
: and then ". will get out of il by b,
!. ing PROMPT rs soon rs the VOTES ~
!. counted. OF Il little before, you III
!, here and l will run there every on
: to their post, take piece OF ) dry
goods box and whittle away, here
! goes The Welsh did it. The Wells
dill it. ~c. So. Ac',. The des,royin
: worm OF our political success Is III
Welsh"
We mar solicit. Your aid Mr.. Edito
to come here and help ua To hnr
!. the political earcasses that are lyin
: around after the great Lime Spring
!. Massacre done by the Welsh.
!. We tire willing to volunteer m
!. step to the front to take a hand /
the squahhlc andsec that both side
get fair play.
CAusTIc.