The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1881-01-11
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You can tell dog wood by its. bark 10,
Conductors always do the fare thing.
A beaslly exhibition-The 'lmenag-
erie. 'ssssfp
Gathering Mending torn cloth
ing tEEsf ,1,is- 49,,
"The church is the first toll-gate to
heaven" y
To step on a mans corn goes against,
bis grain. .ateyos
The flnal gcbble of a, turkey comes
after his death. - Ss
'-ris, easier to set an example than q
1speckled hen.
Tie plumber finds great solace ID his
1pipe-water pipe
The bee that does the most buzzing
makes the least honey. as,,
Clocks lack self-esteem.. They are al.
1 wavs running themselves down. et9ta=9
The hunter for venison could be hap
py with the other deer charmers away
| The Astor family hold more Of Ohio's
funded debt of sc, ,476, ,S05 than any body
else. a
The ladies native in Alaska wear seal
skin suits, drink whisky and eat whale
bluhbers.
"The liberty of the press must be pre-.
served, said the small boy, as he stole
up to the cider mill armed with bundle
lOf straw.
| A man who has been successful in
putting up his winter stove may now
safely commence to attend religious
meetings again. l.'4S sa e &'3..
| The last three Presidents, are fathers
of the same number OF children and OF
the same sex, each having three sons
and one daughter.
John W. Coleman, weighing 385
pounds and Miss Mary Lemon, weigh
ing 245, were married in Grant county,
Kentucky, last week.
Although representing State largely
agricultural the Texas Legislature con-
tains a large majority Of lawyers and
/
A thor ,ugh and safe remedy is DR.
METTAUR'S HEADACHE ANDDYS
PEPSIA PILLS Sold by all Drug
gifts Price % cents. a
| AS a Mr. Bird was recently married
to Miss Worm in Michigan, it is ABOUT
time for the paragraphers to say some
thing about the "early Bird" ETC..
j II You are tired taking the large old
fashioned grlping pills, try Carter's Lit
tie Liver Pills and take some comfort
A man can't stand everything. One pill
a dose. M
The bones Of Christopher Columbus
are multiplying as rapidly a. those of a
fasblonshle saint. and will soop become
an important article ofexport from San.
to Domingo. -
| Dr.. Glenn's harvest in Colusa county,
California. is just finished. and the total
yield is 100000 sacks of wheat The
Doctor reserves 80, ,000for seed, and has
shipped the rest.
! The Emperor Of Germany laughs at
his followers who try to fl,tter him; old
as he is, he killed enc hundred and eigh
teen deer and wild boars during his re
cent bunting excursion at Letzingen
Nothing SO good for. Headache and
Dyspepsia as DR.. METTAUR'S HEAD
ACHE AND DYSPEPSIA PILLS
Price 25 cents I, All Druggists sell them.
John Bull will continue to send for
American bsef until he finds himself con-
fronted with a hunk of the h ind leg of
a Tennessee steer. Then diplomatic re-
lations between the two nations will
cease
"Why do not more Of our young men
get married ?" asks recent writer.
Whist! till we tell him. There ism t
more than one young man In ten who is
worth marrying, and the girls are fad
ing it out
An inquiring man thrust his fingers
into horses mouth to see how many
teeth. he had, and the horse closed his
mouth too see how many fingers the
man had The curiosity OF each was full.
ly satisfied. 'St
Can l give my son college education
at home says proud and snxious fa-
ther. "Certainlv,'" replies an expert
who knows all about it., "All you want
is q base ball guide, a racing shell, and
a few packages Of cisarett..
A Chicago exchange speaks of "po-
liceman who shota drunken man who
tried to escape in the hind leg.'m' The
police is to be commended When a
drunken man tries to escape in the hind
leg he deserves to be shot. ,asfi
Mrs LYDIA r. PINKHAM, 233 Western
Ave., Lynn, Mass, is rapidly acquiring
an enviable reputation for the surprising
cures which daily result from the use OF
her VEGETABLE COMPOUND in all female
diseases Send to her for pamphlets.
The venerable psrson stands up in
church and decries the fo.lies of this
world; but, if he is bald-headed, it is
generally noticed that he scrapes the
fringe of his hair above his ears up over
the bald spot just as carefully as other
men.
A young New York doctor has writ
ten treaties proving that sealskin sac
Iques are the best protectors OF lungs
lever known. Somehow the women have
suddenly taken the notion that this
young man is the ablest physician in the
city.
| We offer you no new remedy in
Denig's Congh Balsam. For twenty
years it has heen thoroughly tried and
never found wanting. and it TODAY is
the best cough remedy in the market
Cures like magic, pleasant to take, and
only 25c. for four-ounce bottle. 'fs
!. He was fne looking man, and be
proudly strutted down the sidewalks with
the air OF ,propr:etorship in every move
! ment, beg pardon" said a stranger
as he stepped up to him. bat in hand, in
utmost humility, "Do ! have your per.
mission to remain in town Tonight 2"
ll An event probably without preceden
G in railway annals has just happened o
3 Provins. A passenger train leaving
, Paris at $50 o'clock p. N. arrived safe
tlly at it's destination, but on getting dowr
IL IN ret tho nasapn opra ont of tha cars th