The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-07-26
HERE'S LUCK
And May Your Shadow Never
Grow Less,
As You Peruse the Religious Col
umn.

How do you like it rs far rs you'v
got?
Shall We put any more wood in tn
stove?
How did YOU manage to crawl through
last week, anyhow?
Wasn't il scOrcher?
Owe two thousand beefsteak> died in ON,
hour, and were buried without an inquest
ies you bet, they were pu, under tn
ground quick.
Everybody knew what was the matter
with them. They We're 'prostrated by tn,
heat"
In st. Louis the Thermometers had to b,
tied down with ropes, and one broke il.
bonds and stood on its head on the top oil
the court house dome and reached for the
sun.
Yes, Mercury went way upward, then
sat down ON cloud and wagged his feet
around his head so he could fan himself
with the wings hitched to his heels.
You bet il was hot Why, You couldn',
stand ON the ground and reach ny and
hold your hand ON three story tin roof .
minute. No. sir, not q minute; il was So
hOt-and high.
People who wouldn't speak To "wOrk-
| J.
hats to Charley Conrad every time he
passed BY They said he was a nice man ;
but ice men up-stuck their noses. and
weighed out frozen dewdrop at ten cents
drop.
And that's the way they made sun while
the hay shone.
Oh, you may say, give us a rest" and
all that; but we're doing this preaching,
and II you don't like the way We talk,
you'll find contribution box nailed on
the front door, and you can put your nickle
in il as you pass out.
tell YOU it was hot, and people power
iul Thirsty. People should he very careful
about their drinks in hot weather. Take
| ii bv degrees and watch the thermometer.
When YOU get up To ?8-stOp right there
! That's what q thermometer is for-ald the
man who wants more than 9S drinks is
hog.
Talking about drinks:
He held the old shirt BY the neck before
discarding it forever, but he WASH, MOURN
ing for the garment. He only said thusly:
Il wish had the money jor all the drinks
that have gone through that old neck
band.'
Stranger, it's long time since Won and |
sung song together. The last song We
sang was nm invitation to Johnny to ill up
the howl, but he said the bowl and the
slate were both broke. As We gazed upon
the remains We gently murmured, when
shall We three meet again?" and departed.
The reason we haven't been here before,
though, was that We have been to Wash
ingtOn to examine Mrs. jerks. We found
Mr.. j., like her native state. most all
BAYOU.
But to our song. It's late one. Got
into the house nj ) o'clock this morning
through the back window. The big hald-
headed man will now murder the bass
drum:
Gabriel sat on hickory tree,
Hoist up your attic window,
Shouting out that mercy free,
Sinners 90 long;
You grease your wings Won Flip on high,
Hoist up your attic window.
You turn 4 somerset in the skv,
Sinners 60 long.
Josiah, you'll expire.
Kiss me on nv aching brow,
Sinners go long.
Sister Ruth she went To church,
Hoist up her attic window,
Sinners go long.
She found Dan locked in de lions den,
Hoist up your attic window,
She told il to her brother Glenn
Sinners 60 long.
Eejicumneyer was king OF the Jews.
Hoist up your attic window.
He stood 'leven feet in his old gum shoes:
Sinners go long.
No roof on the house the water comes i'm.
Hoist up YOUR attic window,
He kept himself dry by drinking gin;
Sinners go long.
Ii there is anything We like To encour-
boys tying tin can To q dogs tail but
what We felt thrill of-pity for the dog.
All. the innocence Of youth! Youth is
his lead quarter, don't want a cent.l
As We were saying, we like to encourage
youth. Here is one, seven years old. who
ought To be enconragcd:
"Dea uncle george please get me new
Oundland dog. want a puppy. i hope
rOu are we'll like am, go to school now
md have recess. am bad of for the dog
end him As soon as you can, send nv
owe I'D YOU IOT CuTiSt sake amen.
send a boy dog.
Robert 5. H." =
He got the "boy" dog
Hers little curiosity going the rounds
hat is good. When We say j, is good tina,
5 sufficient for you:
''lIabit" is hard to overcome. Ii YOU
axe of the first letter it does not change
4 bit" you take of another YOU still
ave "bit" left. Ii YOU take of still an !
Their, the whole ri ct" remains. II YOU
AXE of still another il is not - totally
sed up. All Of which goes to show that
you wish to be rid vi habit" YOU :
lust throw it of altogether
That's the way We stopped chewing to-
acco out on the plains, two hundred miles
ON q store.
This here meeting will close with THE
ackbiter.' Heaven knows, we would
Ike To wind up with back scratcher; but n