Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1881-02-24

A rev Minutes WIsb the Wits'Ehe
CRensn OF MumOr.

sunday ne ptbhonoN hi9 Wal o0'-
After IL was over he walked home With
Unole Nose, who Ia oeletraled Tor has
cardor. "Dat ar congregation, said
the Rev. Groce, phtTonixingly, us
composed of de finest l0okin' body OF
inner, | ebbsr saw" "Et dAs Ar is your
p:nyop, you should nebber hab oai'ed
en- 'belu bI,sd Lrsddrsu." why not,
Uncle Nose'' "Bscause you den't look
like you belonged to- DE- family" There
now exists o polar wave, or & Ao'al
period, between Uncle Nose and the
new pastor, and there is soma talk OF a
hostile meeting with bfiokbsts.-aal-
weston News.
whats the nswsi" asked Jones Of
Fogg, who had been pori''g over tn
newspaper for haK an hour. "He"s"
exclaimed Fogg; "los of it. A dsEen
or two miraculous uies by Abrahsm's
Oil, 9 few testimonials Tor Jump Biz
ters, Pllgarlio's Persistent Pills ard
Uncas' Aboriginal Crrcall. Then there
are thrilling accounts Of seventeen dit
fsrent kinds OF pads for as many parts
Of the body, together With misoslla
fneous assortment OF sosorbeuts, speoi-
fos, det.rgents, anti scorbuties, rell1ia,
renovaters and repeSers. On, yea. los
of news paper running over vita
news" Boston Transcript.
Incident of the census: A oeisu =
Ia er, whose name va were requested
aot TO disclose, relSted the following
! rs en- incident in his experience Will.
taking the recent enumeration III his
district.
"WLat does Your husband do'' AJAX
el the cepsus man.
ale amt dom nothin' at this time
Of the year." replied the young wife.
ia he a paupsr." ssked the census
IMAM. She blusded sostlet to the ears
Law, mel" she exclaimed somsHhs at
Indignantly, "ws ami been married
u ore than ak months, "--Pettrsbuig
(va.) ludex-Apprai.
They were watching the sea gnli
whirlipg in Prscetai circles above
the bay, while the rays OF the sinking
sun covered the landscape with flood
Of gold. Finally he turned to her, and
In vo.cs trembling with emotion, ask
I'd: Darling, II We were seagulls, would
you fly away with me and be at rest"
70 which she answered, with her gsA1
fixed on a far of macs of css'eilat- d
clouds "No, George ia lei you ny
away, and tben ia have all the rest !
wanted here. brooklyn kAgle'
"No trouble, shank YOU: When the
lady of an elegant mansion on Calves
ton avenue came to the door the letter
carrier was very mad. He said "pVe
been knocking at the door for the last
fifteen minutes" "Oh, don't distress
yourself about II on our account. Yon
didn't distu'b us at all, We are used
oit. We thought it was only tramp.
And that let.er-carrier trGnped CT
shaking his head aud saying something
about his salary being 700 small. -GAl-
weston News.
Xmakes his appearance in tho Park
mounted upon sUrry-lookiuG nag, to
which Roaiuaute VS. . Pegasus. MEET
ing friend and bsing snx,ous TO fore
an r,dicul. hs force, A laugh aud
40, ,svlv.
"He hs, Hsre's q la.kt Did you
aver So. eoy being worse mounted ia an
l ami"
Friend cclily: "Yes."
"WhoH' "WhereH"
Your horse!"
An exchange savs: "kan should
not gvnw their wjve, tn sulit wood I"
Good e,noions when sbe comes puts
nsr arms around vouY neck and COOS
nNov honey let me chop the wood
while INV old hear rests himself -
what Is a man to do but let her naVr
her own wayt You seem to forget
there Is a certain consideration that
every man owes to his wife. GLOBE
Democrat.
An u,ipo,s man was arrested and
enad twartv.sv. dollars for disturbing
dsh.,ina .,nh ria conyt hsld that
80 on.at;on vb;ch can von hnrt
yourself the most with, a hornet or a
waspi" should have been decided by
d. bate and not by his letting q lot Of
specimens OF each KIND of insect loose
in the hall, 30 people could compare
the two aud iudee.-Boston Post.
..,l;na a .,ovv IN tha c,rb
A. was ,ens ..;a
..Wa1i 30, ram;nds ma of .no,h.r
go ~ raIa,sd II
thsrsnnon remarked
don't zee how what you have told
ma was recalled by nv story"
"t vas" rsnl,ad B.. "beoause
nina VISA on the sama paee Of Joe Mil
Ter "a your.."
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