, 1881-11-13

tnE Ill the po!l3 III lal CITY Is pfou1o!leo oJ Aa"s
LAKESIDE MUSINGS.
1t is now believed that Cashier Baldwin
bet that money nsainst Maud s.
The Thanksgiving proclamation Of Gov.
Lang OF Massachusetts this year is made up Ut
four texts Of Scripture and hymn.-Ne1o ror1;
Tribune. The THANKSGIVING proclamation OF a
Chicago woman last year Was made up OF a him.
1t was named after the father.
All exchange says that "some Washing
tou indies who have seen all the Presidents for
1po1r than thirty years say that b1turd Fillmore
was the handsomest Of the number" 1t will be
remembered that Mr.. Tilden was not elected
President
A projected hotel In Toledo will have no
bar-roou, but in its stead Il small chapel. in
which the guests may hold religious services. 1t
Is understood that the man who Is to furnish
money for the enterprise has bet OF $i0,GU
that inside of year he can find quieter place
than St. Louis.
Iri,tl little Miss Sonnet
Once ordered bonnet;
The biggest and grnudest that ever was seen.
And little Miss Sonnet
She said, IL will don it,
For am quite sure it is fit for the Queen"
This little Miss Sonnet
She put on her bonnet,
And tied truc-lovers knot under her chin;
And This wonderful bonnet
Had red roses On it,
With all uf them fastened In place with pin.
-F1u,n :" Afy 3tst Lteks." By '1'htt<iutr Reid
lis the prospectlve-blIss editor tn...'' asked
rnther subducd looking Young man MS he gently
opened the door Of the editorial room Yesterday
afternoon nrd peered cautiously into the apartment
-F&,t In ~
tncn.utitn
- The what? injured m editor who was in the
throe. Of IN article on the Injustice Of an I'D vao7e
tuty on Turkish towels
.he p,r,spccttre btiss-editor" repeated the youpg
man. II INT to zee him bad.r
.The ethics Of the Journal profession requlre"
ead the 1iternry editor looking at the visitor with
blundy benevolent expression of countenance>
-tI,ut you should recclrc IN answer to yonr inter-
ro:atory and that this should he couched In
terms not rcueant the refined and cultured
intellect This being the c1se- will state TINT yon
doubtless lnbOring under q misrepresentation.
Personally, think yuu little the fawest chunp
that ever got MY 5lnkers on"
-lt appears 10 me tllat you are somewhat In error'
said the visitor In n low smooth voice, "rczard ing
my mental condition. and perhaps slightly inaccurate
~ to the relevancy of the question with which this
conversation WIS be.uu nv experience thus fur in
nfa h.a rrvc.nd "a nc 4he fart that while in point
ri nar.orrt ta,r.v cnttr,a ami sunrttv of address
mar no. hove r,.rlra TIM hi, standard reoufsft to
succe.sfu]ls murle with that class Of society in
which uniy those endowed with rare mental fertility
49, nj "a, shine ,pv tnanoess of uerseution ia
such tu. II se,d nm for me to run nsainst
n lump-post more than three tour times before
discovering that material impeachment 10 my prog
ress is IN existence. 1t witt, tr1n reliance
,t,5. fnenttv TINT yeufured IN enunciuta
rho n,ez,n which renr,senfed the evolution of the
thought which was uppeTEnust in INF mind
Immediately prior entering this apartment
J. therefore. nan have the honor to ask II the PROS
pect1yeh1lss editor IL i urd before unEn INF ear
TO receive The answer to question, desire stntc