St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1881-12-03

only crook-an 8.
The difference bet tween a hin and
pill is that the hill is hard to get VI
and the pill is hard to get down.
The tooth of a mastodon weighl
two and q half pounds. Imagin,
such tooth with a jumping tooth
ache.
st. Louis bakers are on a strik,
and are loafng around doughine
nothing aad making kneadless trou
bles for their employ ers.
Don't throw away your old Aoul
barrels. They are useful It has
been found that ordinary flour bar.
rels will hold CTS, 800 silver dollars
Waco is threatened with another
daily paper. The names of the sus.
pected parties are suppressed On &C.
count of their families.
A prominent lumbernan in Bur-
lington has had his coat of arms
painted ON the panels of his carriage,
with the Latin motto "Vidi.'
which by translation is Il saw"
Exhaustive diseasesithat lead to
insanity. consumption, and prema-
ture grave, are quickly cured by
using Browns Iron Bitters. It
strengthens every part of the body.
Look here, Uncle Nose, you
fooled me with dat ar boss / buy ed
from yer last week. He jest drapt
dead ia his tracks" He ueber
drapt dead in his tracks or anywhar
else as long as I had him, goin' on
twentytyears."
A boy in a"country school was
reading the following sentence:
1.-The lighthouse is landlord by
day and beacon by night" and he
rendered it: 1.-THE lighthouse is
landlord by day and a deacon By
night"
This lady had been married thir.
teen years. and during at least
one-half that time had been q suf-
ferer from the effects of Leucorrhea
or Whites and its many attendants.
She was very much reduced in
strength and desh, being unable to
take any active exercise. DR.. L.
the use of DR.. Droomgoole's
ENGLISH FEMALE BlrrERs. as he knew
its composition. With many doubts.
she commenced its use. but after
the use of six bottles. Costing only
s5.0Ol she was restored to perfect
health.
Teacher: did I not tell you to
be prepared with your history les
son? And here you are unable to
repeat word of it." Scholar: II
didn't think it was necessary. sir;
I've always heard that history re-
peats itself"
"Now Susan. my boots. Do hur-
~ with them. I am sure I have
called for them a dozen times"
"Yes'm; in a minute, M. I heard
you, aud to save you time and
rouble, I thought I'd button them
or yon before you put them on"
us there any opening here for
IN intellectual writer" asked a |
'eedy, red-nosed individual of an
editor. eyes. my friend" replied
he man of quilts. "a consideratt
fOreseeing your visit, left
In opening foryou. Turn the knob
o the right"
DR.. J. W. Gibbon, Of Ark, writes:
For many years my wife IVES a
Iufferer from terrible female com.
,laint that bafned the skill of all
physicians around ire. There
seemed no hope for her. I was
made acquainted with the compost
ion of DR.. Dromgoole's ENGLISH
FEMALE BITTERs, and knowing them
o be good, I procured several bot
les and placed her upon it, use.
They cured her sound and well, and
do not hesitate to say, they saved
Ter life."
Ayoung gentleman. being pressed
cry hard in company to sing, even
.fter he had solemnly assured them
le could not, observed testify, they
Intended to make butt Of him.
No, my good sir" said Coleman.
we only wan: to get q staye out
# you"
just lovely! "My daughters
said Bullbear proudly,
topping before an alleged work Of
rt. Beautiful, isn't it?' Yes"
eplied Fogg slowly, "but what do
'ou call it? aud what does it repre-
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