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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-17
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
City Omcers.


Msyor-N. B. Thistlewood.
TreAsurer--T j Kerth.
Clerk-Dennix. ], Foley.
Counselor--wm. b. Gilbert.
MarrLsl-L. VI, Meyprs,
Attorney William Hendricks.
soARp or AIDERrns.
First Ward-Peter Saup. 7. N Rlmbrough.
second Wsrd-Jesse Hinkle, c. ". Hughes.
Third wsrd-B. Y, Blake, John Wood.
Fourth Wsfd-Charles o. Pstier, Adolph swo-
bodA. 49,.
Fith ward--T. W. Halliday, Rrnes, b. Petit
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-17

OI \ N a 1 IO-N AL Is AN N
OF CAIRO.
al Cairo, in the State OF Illinois, at the Close OF
business,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-17

TEE IN ABUNDANCE. The table is spread
j with all the delicscies OF the season. The
waters are mineral, appetiEinR and health giving,
aud their bened cisl effects o.. felt Immediately.
]. r. BROWN, Proprietor.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-17

DANK STATEMENT.
REPORT OF THE CONDITION
or The
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16
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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

JOSH BILLINGS ON THE "DUK." The
Duk is foul. There amt no doubt
about this naturalisls say 50, kom.
mon sense teaches it. .V
They are bilt something like D hen,
and are an up-aud-down hattootedjob.
Tha don't kackle like hen, nor
krp like rooster. nor heller like a
peacock, nor SCREEN like the goose, nor
turk like the turkey, but tina quack like
a root doktor, and their bill resembles
a veterinary surgeon. %. '
They have got q woven tut, and can
tiote on top of water as natural as 4
soap buble. e',"4'.
Wild ducks are very good shooting,
and are very good to miss, also, unless
you understand the business.
You should ann about three foot ahead
of them and let them fly up 10 the
shot. r.,g r.a...
have shot at them all day, and got
nothing but a tail tether now and
then but this satisfied me, for | am
crazy for all kinds of sport, you know.
There are some kinds ov ducks that
are very hard to kill even if you hit
them. l shot all one afternoon three
years ago, at some dekoy duks, and
never got oneof them. ] have never
told of this before, and l hope no one
will repeat it, this is s,riktly coniden-
shall. - - ----l - --..-
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

The symptoms are moisture, liRe
perspirAtion, intense itching, increased
by scratching, very distressing, par
ticnlarly At night, Ms it pin worms
were crawling IN aud about the rec.
tnm; the grvatc parts are sometimes
affected; if allowed 10 continue very
serious results may follow. "DE,
SwAYSE's ALL.HEALING OINTMENT IL
n pleasant sure cure. Also Tor letter,
Itch. Salt Rheun,, Scold Head, Fry
sipelas, BARRIERS Itch, Blolchcs. Ill
Scaly, Cmsty, Cnlant ons Ernptions'
Price so cents; . boxes Tor Sl.2o.
Sent BY mail 10 any address on receipt
Of price in currency, or three cent
posls.e stamps. Prepared only by
DR.. Swaync & Son, $50 North Sixth
Street, Philadelphia, Pa. to whom
letters should be addressed. Sold by
all prominent druggists.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

Tue late Senator Carpenter OF Wis
cousin was q native Of Moretown, aud
the old people there are telling lots Of
stories about him now, lle was
mach opposed 10 manuel labor when q
boy, aud II was said that his Father
once leh home, telling tho nlur g
senator 10 hoe y certain patch OF
potatoes daring the day, and giving
him q couple Of shIlliugs with which
10 got some ono 70 help him, Matt
took The money, aad buying q bottle
Of rum wl'h one u the shllllngf, offer
ed II IL M Idshman II he would do
the job, 10 iaMre The faithful full
allment oi The contract, the youthful
contractor would station himself At
one end of tho row and give the Irish
man q drink as often as he got aroand
10 him, Paddy worked like hero,
tho task was soon done, and young
Carpenter WAS n shilling ~ packet
without having done q stroke pf work
himself,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16
Colonel SOIon's Club.

Colonel Scion il q member OF the
Bavardage club. HIS position in the
club is shown by his words, for when
asked who were the shining lights Of
the organization, he said modesiy Tor.
babe him to give the names OF the
chiefest of them, but the other was
Judge links. AT the meeting last
night Major Ginnis offered the follow.
ing:
Resolved-rhat the Bsvarage club
symphatize with the peorie Of Ireland.
Colonel Scion was on his feet in o
moment, and said. "Mr. Chairman and
gentlemen OF the Bavardage club,
what | arise TO know is how much this
ere sympathy is n goin to cost q
"Mr. Chailman.' said Major Ginnis,
"he honorable member from Cottage
hill ought to know that it don't cost
nothing that sympathy is a free ex-
preston of our opinion in resolvable
forms for the beneficiary development
of,hc sanitary principles of Christian''
ty." -
"Then, Mr.. Chairman said Col.
onel Scion, "as the honorable member
from Cornp'an'er run, has lucidated
that this ere sympathy don't cost moth
ing, move you sir, that we amend
that resoluter to the effects that Ire.
land can dra " on the Bavardage club
for all the sympathy she needs for the
next twenty years.
And the resolution so amended pass.
ed unanimously.
TOBACCO STEMS FOR Roses. A use
has been found Tor tobacco stems. "A
correspondent of the Cou ntry Gentle.
men does not believe in their virtue az
a manure, but says: Some benefit |
have found III them, howev err, and one
70 which l woald wish to draw the
attention OF all cultivating roses out
of-doors, which is to mulch the bord-
ers or beds in which roses are grow
ing, in the fall or early ~ the spring,
with The stems, aud allow them to
remain enduring the season. 1t pre-
vents,the l.avages OF the rose slug.
When treated in this manner, an add.
tional vigor is given to the roses,
which / attribute 10 the benefit OF
mulching and the preventing OF the
devastations by the slugs at the most
vital time Of the piagtIs growth. ~
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

DNON business now before the public
DNOl You can make money faster at
work for us than ut anything else, Capital
not required. We will start you. $l2 day
and upwards made at home by the industri,,
Gus. Men, women, boys and girls wanted
everywhere to work for US. Now is the time
You can devote your whole time to the work.
or only your spare moments MO G'he No ooS.
willing to work can fail to make enormous
pay by engaging at once. Costly Outfit and
terms free. A great opportunity for making
money easily and honorably. Address TRUE
= CO., Augusta, Maine.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

Washington GLADDEN. says that some
people are quite TOO submissive to
what they call the twill Of Cod
More grIl aud less resignation would
keen them In better circumstances,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

"a. sSket dat do, SAM "Why, it
ain' + cold, ,nraarmi'Ii i'''GollS you Shet
dat de- you niger brat; OBJ course II
amt cold; its me 'dat's cold. Tink l.
care wedder de dos cold or not =
[Yonkers Gazette. M..LLN I'M /.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16
I,lsIey's Witch Hazel.

CuNs Headache, hurn',. spraIns, Cuts,
etc. Warranted equal Ia quality to any
made, NJ halt the price
q ~. uoi,io. sSc. p'm, 40. a.. NJ.
Have your druggist order, u he has not Ia
stock of CllAS, 4, RISLEi & co,
Wholesale Druggists, "a Corllandt st., New
York cay, ima'
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16
. Aned,tor'swife discovered her hus-

2 Anedltor'swifs discovered her q hus-
band, the other evening, in the act Of
hugglng- going to press the SER
want girl. The first editorial in his
next days issue opened with, ave
are living in perilOus times" That
told The whole story. NAA
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

"Enquircr;" Yon mr., in error H.
W. Il. did not originate the question
"Gve me Lib, u, 4. or give me
dealh,"-[Quincy Modern Argo'
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

VOItaic Bcit Coz, MARSHALL, Mich
win send their celebrated Elcttro-Vol-
taic Beltl to the afflicted upon sc days
trial. Speedy cures guaranteed. Thcy
mean what they say. Write to them With
out delay.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

The PERUVIAN SYRUP has cured thou
sands who were suffering from Dyspep-
sla, Debility, Liver Complaint, Boils,
Humors, Female Complaints, etc
Pamphlet free to any address. Seth W.
Folewe& Son, Boston.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16
Inventors and Paicntces

should send for instructions, terms, refer
cnces, Sc, to Edison Brothers, Solicitors
of Patents, Washington, d. c., VINO
furnish the same arithom chargc. Edson
Brothers is a well known aud successful
firm of large experience, having been
established in 1866.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

Those are the hest Christians who
aro more careful to reform themselves
than 10 ceusure ullcrs,-[Fuller
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

When II man troubled with rheu'
malism like The ruler III u nnlion :
When hc l. aching.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

Have Wistara Balsam of Wild Cherry
always at hand. IL cures Coughs, Colds,
Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Group.
Influenza, Consumption, and all Throat
and Lung Complaints. 80 cents and 81 u
bottle,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

1t is common household experien-
ce to find the caps Of glass cans Of
fruit SO firmly screwed on that they
cannot he removed by the hand. A
cloth dipped in hot water and applied
to the outside OF the cap will cause it
to expand, and it will come off without
effort, lniN LlIzlIL- ..LL--AlI
Don't steal your reading. Lty
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16
,n,or,unt,o travellers

SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS are offered You
BY the BURLINGTON ROUTE, II viii pay
10 read their advertisement 10 he found
elsewhere IN this Issue,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

NROTHERN RAILROAD.
1880 SUMMER ARRANGEMENT. 1881
IN and after Dec. |, 1880, Passengers Train
" will run US follows ..u Isl
UPWARD TRAINS.
Day Express Train leaves Concord at lO.45
Ans and Accommodation Train at 10 40
AM for White River junction, connection
with train for Well River, St. Johnsbnry,
Barton, Newport, Willoughby and Magog
Lakes, Stanstead Quebec, Bath, Littlctor,
LEancastcr. and the White and Franconia
Mountains. Also, withtrains for Mont.
pelier, Mansfield Mountain, Burlington, ST.
Adams, Rouse's Point, Montreal, Ogdens-
burgh, and the West
ACCOMMODATION TRAIN leaves Concord at
$50 P.M.+for White River Junction & Bristol
EVENING EXPRESS TRAIN leaves Concord
meeting with trains for Montpelier, Burlng.
ton, ST. Adams, Rouse's Point, gMontresi,
nsburgh, and the West.and with Wood
stock X. X. for Quechee, Woodstock, etc.
sOr on arrival OF trains from Boston, Wor-
csster, Portsmouth, Portland, SC.
.... DOWNWARD TRAINS.
MORNING EXPRESS TRAIN leaves White
River Junction for Concord at 200 A. N. or on
arrival of trains from Ogdensburgh and Mon
treal. This train is run to Boston on Sunday.
d, ACcoMMODATION TRAIN leaves White X.
Junction for Concord at 600 A. NJ.
+BRIsToL TRAIN leaves Bristol for Concord
at $50 A. n. and Franklin at 9.05 A. NJ.
rMAIL TRAIN leaves White River junction
for Concord at 1900 NJ, or on arrival OF
trains over theVermont Central ,Passumpsle,
and White Mountains Railroads.
I DAY EXPRESS TRAIN leaves White klvef
Junction at 4.29 r. NJ, or on arrival of trains
from Montreal and Ogdensburgh, Brattle'
boro, Keene, Bellows Falls, Windsor, &C.,
connecting at Concord with train for Man
chester Nashua, Lowell and Boston. =,
.tThesc trains connect at Concord with
trains Tor Manchester, Lawrence, Ports
mouth, Portland, Nashua, Worcester, New
York, Low ell, and Boston.
ifau' .s.'a GEO. E. TODD. ,Sup't.
Concord. n. H., 1881. g;,.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

'TnE BEST CoUGH MEDICINE IN the
World" The Old Vegetable Pulmonary
Balsam. Cutler Bros. & Co., Boston,
Small reduced to Soc; Large 81.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16
s9td the GREAT "a
BURLINGTON ROUTE.

BURL1NGION hOCAE'
1TNo other line runs Three Through Pas
senger Trains Daily between chicago, Des
MoiIes, Council Bluffs, Omaha, Lincoln, St'
Joseph, Atchison, Topeka and Kansas Clty.
Direct connections for all points IN Kansas,
Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, ne
yada, New Mexico, Arizona, Idaho, Oregon ana
Tho Shortest, speediest and Most Comforta-
bic Route via Hannibal to Fort scott, benson
Dallas, Houston, Austin. San ANTONIO, SaiVes-
ton and all points in Texas.
The uneQunled inducements onered py !nis
Line to Travellers and Tourists, are as i0,l0Ws:
Tho celebrated Pullman nGwheeD PaIacc
Sieeping Cars, run only on this Line. c., d. &
o. Palace Drawing. Room Cars, with Horizons
Reclining Chairs. No extra charge Tor seats
in Reclining Chairs. Tho famous Y, II. y
Palace Dining Cars. Gorgeous Sm0King Cnrs
fitted with Elegant High-Backed Rattan NC
volving Chairs FOR the exclusive use OF nrst-
class passengers. ..- 4
Steel Track and Superior Equipment COM
bined with their Great Through Car Arrange-
ment, makes this, above all others, the iavoTite
Route to the South, Southwest ahd the far
West.
instead Of discomfort.
Through Tickets via this Celebrated Line
for sale ut all Offices in the United states anu
All Information about Rates Of Fare, Sleep
inc Car Recommendations, Time Tables, &C.,
will be chcerfully given by applying 10
-il' 80. A. BEAN, Gcn'l Eastern Agent,
800 Washington St., Boston. Mass.
and 3l7 broadway, New YORK.
JAMES n. WOOD, Och. Pass. Agt. Chicago.
III. POTTER, Gen. Manager Chicas'
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16
health Is WEALTH !

DIR. T.. G. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN
TREATMENT specific for Hysteria, Diz
zncss, Commissions, Nervous Headache,
Mentrl Depression, Loss Of Memory, Sper-
matorrh@a. Impolency, Involuntary Ennis
sions, Premature Old Age, caused by over.
exerton, self.abuse, or over indulgence.
which leads to misery decay and death -
One box will cure recent cases. Each box
contains one months treatment. One dolla.
box, or six boxes for five dollars sent by
mail prepaid on receipt of price. We guar
antec six boxes TO cure any case. with
each order received by us for six boxes, &C.
companied with five dollars, we will send
the purchaser our written guarantee to re-
turn the money il the treatment does not
effect cure. iiusrantees issued by o. G.
Kimball. sole authorized agent for Wood.
stock. Vt. JOHN c. WEST & CO., Sole
Proprietors, W. Madison ST., Chicago. H.,
Smith, Dooli,tle Smith, wholesale ag'ts,
Boston, Mass. (l9S7yD
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16
rns NEW CHURCH pooralMt,
~ WILL GARLsTos,

There's come sing'iar doetrlae, hue,
Into our church to-day
There Gurus words are what the new
Young preacher had 10 say ..
That literal everlasting srs
Was mostly IN our eyer
That sinners dead, II they desire,
Can get another tryi
lie doubted II warmer CLINE
Than this world could DO proved
The little snip-i fear some lime
He'll get his doubts removed
I've watched my duty, straight an true'
An tried TO do II WE'LL
Part OF the time kept heaven 10 view.
An part steered clear o. hell
An no half OF this work IL taught
III must list 70 HIN,
An this ERE devil l have fought
Was only just whlmi
Vain are the dangers have brayed,
Tie shcrlilce they cost
For what fun IL II 10 DO saved,
| if no one else N lost
Just think Suppose, when once ! view
The heaven I've t0lled to win,
A lot Of unsaved sinners, too,
Comes walking grandly IN
An acts 10 home. same as " they
Had read their titles clear,
An look nj me, ~ TITO say,
"We're glad TO see you here !"
Az " 10 say, "Whlle yoa have hen
n, h,st TO toe the marx,
We waited III II ralned an Mea
Got tickets for the ark !"
Yet there would be some Ia that crowd
I'd rather like TO secj
My boy Jack-lt must be allowed,
There was no worse than no
I've always felt somewhat 70 blame,
In several different ways,
That he lay down on thorns o shame
To cnd his boyhood's days.
An I'd be willln' TO endure,
II that the Lord thought best. .f
A minutes quite hot temperature,
TO clasp him TO my breast.
Old captain Bar mes was evils SON
With hctcrodoxy crammcdi
used to think he'd be the one
II any one was damned;
Still when saw Il lot o. poor,
That he had clothed and fed
Cry dcsolately round his door
As soon as he was dead,
There came thought | couldn't control,
That In some neutral land,
I'd like to meet that scorched-up soul,
And shake 1t by the hand.
Poor Jennie Willis, with a cry
or hopeless, sad distress,
Sank sudden down, one night, to die,
All In her ballroom dressi
She had Il precious little while
To pack up an away; ~
She even left her sweet good smile
Twas on the face next day;
Her soul went of unclothed by even
One stitch Of saving grace;
How could she hope to 60 to heaven,
An start from such placer
But once, when lay sick an weak,
She came, and begged to stay;
She kissed by faded, wrlnkled cheek
She soothed my pain away;
She brought me sweet bouquets OF flowers
As fresh as her young heart
Through many long and tedious hours
She played Christian part;
An ere long will stand aroun'
The singln' saints among,
I'll try to take some water down,
TO cool poor Jennies tongue.
But tears can never quench my creed,
Nor smooth Gods righteous frown,
Though all the preachers learn to read
Their Bibles upside down,
I hold mine right side up with care
To shield my eyes from sin,
An coax the Lord, with daily prayer,
TO call poor wanderers in;
But If the sinners won't draw nigh,
An take salvation's plan, .....
III have to stand an see 'em try ..|
TO dodge hell if they can.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

u - Wsi6Lfs stem viRisatig9 waite lslsi HgEllAs C.ss
NIIisTsss MAJ, .i,l,,s G.Ie... .I.,sI;s,t
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

A colored man went intoa Calves
ton newspaper Office and wanted to
take the p,per. SLOW long do you
want it I" asked the clerk. "Jest as
long as It Is, boss. ct IL don't fit de
shelves, ! CAP Tar 3 piece 0f myself.
As charity covers, 50 om,oedtssty pre-
vents multitude Of sins. '
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1881-03-16

Don't steal your reading.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-09-24
STATE NEWS.

Sheriff Kyle, says the Sentinel of
Wednesday, has been notified by tele-
graph that he can have Annis, and in
formed our reporter last night that he
would leave this morning for Colorado
and bring the escaped convict back to
where he belongs-in the Nevada State
Prison. .......
A. j. Davis, who resided in Union
vile some years ago, and emigrated
from there, to Arizona, writes to a friend
in Humboldt county, that after three or
four years trial, he is disguised with
Arizona and is coming nortl.. He says
it is ga land of snakes, lizards, loafers,
thieves and five-cent Eastern capital
ists.n
Thos. Moore, says the Reno Journal of
yesterday, has brought suit in the Sec
ond Judicial District Court against
John Sunderland for SANDER, claiming
damages in the sum of $25O,OO0. The
complaint alleges that defendant has
repeatedly, and willfully, maliciously
and falsely, made statements rejecting
upon the good name and character of
plaintiff, in connection with his busi-
ness transactions as contractor of the N.
& O. Railroad.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-09-24
TELEGRAPHlC NEWS.
An Executive Session Called.


WASHINGTON, Sept. 23.--The follow
ing proclamation is issued by the Presi-
dent:
WHEREAS, Objects of interest to the
United States require that the Senate
should be convened at an carly day to
act upon such communications as may
be made to it on the part of the Execu-
tive now, therefore, I, Chester A.
Arthur, President of the United States,
have considered it to be my duty to
issue this proclamation declaring that
an extraordinary occasion requires the
Senate to convene for the transaction of
business at the Capitol, City of Wash
ington, on Monday, the 10th day of
October, at noon of that day, of which
all who shall at that time be entitled
to act as members Of that body are re-
quired to take notice.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-09-24

The Carson APPEAL falls into an err
ror in saying that Washoe county has as
sessed the Central Pacific road at SIG, 900
per mile, and Lander $4,000 per mile.
It is exactly the other way. Lander has
been assessed at SIG, 900 and Washoe at
$4,000. Give us fair show, Mr.. Ap-
PEAL, if we are away off in the Great
East.-RereMe.
We stand corrected, friend John.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-09-24

In publishing the Acts of the Mis-
sissippi Legislature recently, the laws
got slightly mixed with parts of an
anti-Baptist book that was being set up
by the same printer. The following
was the result "Be it enacted by the
Senate and House of Representatives of
the State of Mississippi, that Dap means
to put under the water, and tie means
to take out"
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-09-24

The St Louis Rst-Dispatch scores
Mark Twain severely as fellows: Mark
Twain has new book in press. AS a
rule Mark Twain has new book in
psess about once year. 1t is becom-
ing periodic with him, and if quinine
and whisky will do anything s. subscrip-
ton could easily be arranged. This
country is getting very weary of Sam
uel C. Clemens He was second-class
pilot on the Western rivers and went
into humor because the pay was better
and the work not so exhausting. His
style is bad, his matter bad and his hui
NOR was worn out three years ago. His
later books are simply a rehash of the
earlier ones. He adapts lot of the
matter, which everybody read long ago,
to a new story, and palms it off on the
people as new book. AS matter of
fact, Samuel C. Clemens is standing
monument to the success which will al
ways attend literary dishonesty.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-09-24
The Hrs. Garfield Fund.

The Mrs. Garfield Fund.
New YORK, Sept. 23.-The fund for
Mrs. Garfield is rolling up rapidly. 1t
now amounts to s26O,634.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-09-24

A Toronto wife was shot by her hus-
band, and the doctors told her that she
probably would not recover; but she re-
fused to make any statement unless they
would declare that she would die beyond
doubt. eff this hurt is going to kill
me-" she said, 81 don't mind if my hus-
band gets hanged for it, and I'll furnish
all the evidence can. If get well l
shan't want him sent to prison, for I'd
be pretty sure to want to live with him
again"