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,,,v ~ zach month. nor opened at all 5
tr.;,, .Ju!y to the "a" Of the gel'e a. S
,.rnr:in., il the SAME wear
xxx, Tiat each elcctor shall 90 5a
faro ~. Supervisor ut the time appoint,
~: ,,I ,,rnyn lis qualifications. aa.; J.
tf,"n,,oH,, thc said SUPERVISOR. upon
i:o .i.a "r,nau, Of = fee OF fifty cents byI
.i'o .i'o "a clptor 70 dntr:.v tie expenses r
nf rcy; ;.trat;on. shall enter the name,
o; ...:Js,ca ,','tuLa and ,~c Of the cleo
ln, r,.iI i, live appropriate columns Of the
rr"i-tra,ioa book. The supervisor de-
hnr ,hrrc is an appeal tro:a his deci$-:
"u, ;"n :" ,'' five Y,;rrrit Court on the deposit
nf five dollars for costs.
sixth. That any person who, sha!:
; c,o,e nf~aoc by the tilne of tie next
: General election sl.aIi be entitled TO
t r1.risfrs. >
= Seventh. That each cicetor 50 reg
t istercd skall rrceivea certificate slsn-
e cd by the supervisor. and no person t,
+ shall be allowed to vote at any o'her !!
= precincts thur where registered nor nm
c less he protitrsss:a>.d exhibits lis GER
Y titicate. ::
:; Eighth. THAT q lost certificate may
o be renewed upon the payment OF -:
If or without Charge: if the ccrtlhsa'e
$ was def&ced hy time or ACCIDENT "Po"
e It's surrc1der. ~.
IS Ninth. An electof Oh ci'I'ss."S 49,
i residence from one p'tc''it ~ ''. nI,,.;,,
:. must notify the super, i>u. w. ' ,01.n,ent -
Hf a transfer ceftllicate Oil lii0 p"' -;
q i fec OF 20 cchts. u, .,,sa;55;sssss s5sss
D! Tenth. That there shail ~ a:sssss, - 80,
a ion Of registration 'hcA' 'pte,atlf'ssss3 6sf(
us each election.
q "a With the VIEW 70 secuie sr,.e ls.a,:r ran
Fl. mess iii the. conduct 81 tse yesS Sngg, thl
w h,coMsIltsee Iees:asls as
shalf;be ials ..ii Zesa33S 81
OF rdineBsions WIt hoi.t
no Eor designation, and that there siiasss.he
IVA separate Daliots tor STATE. Lsts'1ssss mss
~ ana county olnces, neiitoei :. oha ,,o;ml
ne gress ana iresiaelitll s eife.ol 8 os.s,
i: elght III al, WIN an eqao, uirats
~" oaiioe Jokes. nc se'elai '9as..s;t
,es the respective omce1S tauSe oe ael'oaie osa..
~ cd i'll the designated 0oH py ums pss,
U'- son voting, cach ooA oel'S 1aVelle9 Z, 3,
lo' as to show plainly Wiat Daiio,s sn.N
ore be deposited therein. NO vote 1of an! 3
ne other officer than that ror WHICH ysuc! q
es. box shall bc designated ana laocise1
,o' o' shall be counted. 1he committee pro
me pose that at such precinct. space, ell
u! closure, or room. suchssthe manager
en- shall deem fit and sufficicn,. shall b'
the rallied off or otherwise provided with
'ur door or opening at one end or side TO
at the entrance Of the voter. and doc
'ok or opening at the other for the exit. a
use q pollil@-placc in which to hold tn
ing eaection for State, Circuit and Count,
her offices:
i'll ~ e;,o;l.r lint copa,.ctf. and 6:Stlnc
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:, DURING the Virginia campaign
Cameron got drunk several times, and
Aia!lone threatened to remove him
from the ticket utscSs he did better.
Now that Cameron is governor, and
i nlGptnslent Of Mtionc, it is thought
n Il may get even with him.
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'TGH C-7rrfTE

~! Kinds ri .'GD PRINTING. .u,l,
- i.rt:"r !!r::"> -: i:.;:.:> ;.!;,:uj.r>.
N.r.. &c.. '!"::" il: i.c,: =, j.. %lt: l"rv
.i...i., (, Iu.. \iw> ;.u !:i%..l,;.i
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-11-29

- Tnv&~o>r morning. in, Wfnnsbofo:
f'ma;u plants were st!f! III bioonl. Oh
trlN;N ice WAS ali inch tiiirk -
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6'E,ERK.S SALE.

STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF FAIRFIELD.
r. S. Dcsportcs 4 Co.. Plaintiffs, vs..
Green l.. Bagley. Defendant.
IN pursuance of an order of the Court
of Common Pleas. made in the
aboyc-statcd case, will offer for sale,
before the Court House docr in WinnS-
boro, Oh the first Monday in Deccm-
I,rnnxt yrithiu the local hours of 81 lG. at
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y. ~I:!:S 3iFIS, EiiT'H -.
"AD. s. Eft3. t3.:=ULnS. AS&oC1fTE hni7o":
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-HEESA IISeleS, Is IuE WOSL
thrust in keGhcr man living, aPpeal1
command jall its strange luxurlance
nI Ins Of sreenbacks; wries from
his dsSsg home in Florida courteous
little note, the chief interest OF which Is
tbot Il exhibits in curious manner the
great difference between his ordinary
handwriting and his remarkable sigma
trre. The latter, however, has LOST
none of its unique perfection.
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GANAEsEES Fesss SALE.
hight pair Of Canaries for sale. at
IL 81 00a pair; or $500 fer the sing
crS, Sl.U0 for the females. Ali young
birds Of this years raising. Orders may
be addressed to
Master WILLIE HAYNE MILLS,
Nov 26 -++x3t WinDSboro, $. c.
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2I'Ma>:cr la>; lis watch, which was
ivHnl Eri;ra !i.c mex; u:or"in&.
Tic property was Insured to: i;'iccE
hundred ,iuiiarS. ;,!ld was " North Il; Il
moderate estimate four Thousand dbl
Lars.
Tie house was ole Of the landmarks
Of thc Boro. Ii WAS built years ago by
Mr.. David II. Evaas, then occupied by
General buchanan and Mr.. Il. $.
kct"!:in, and lastly by Mr. Mc,LLa>tcr,
who improved tl:e property grc".
dead. Nr. McMa>!cr ilaS the sympathy
of the ci:i;rc community in lis loss.
REEEW YDT-n ;.i:A>E-..'!.rra arc tiiG's IL
src.v c!S !!c wiICi: "II-r-- I%l. ;:.t " i!tjcr,'
E.- ivpi;!.. comes ny"r ;il'lI, Il .oi;E'';! lJt
i3XincS>. D3n%e. lu"ES in t.:"-'- symptoms. as
they aT 90 l:u!n G!-elS'ii or%rns. f1rErrS
Ginger 7 mic will restore perfect activity 10
he Stomach. Liver ANA Kidneys, purity tie
h,poI. and r'!-G SHut last Vi hath :lHI c".n'
fUrt.-iisrs'cfr
SOCIETY BELL ES.~-Om ac,ount of its re-
rsa-Eab:y aeicatc and lasting fragrance society
h"iIrS are loui il their p:uises OF ElereSLon
Cologne.
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HE NEWS AND HERALD.
NINNSDOnG; :. {:

ITESnig, -toTe:nhc- a9s
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CLERKS SAL1
COUNTY OF FAIRFM

James Mann, as Executor, Plaintiff, Y
Milton g. Dunlap and Others, Dl
PENDANTS.
IN pursuance ofan order of the Gov
1 of Common Pleas, made i'll 4
abovc-statcd case, will offer for sa
before the court house door in VIM
boro, on tho first Monday in Decent
next, within the legal hours Of sale,
public outcry, TO the highest biddd
the following-Gcscribcd property,
wit: -
All that piece. parcel or plantatis|
of land, lying, being and situa
in the County and State aforcsa
containing TWENTY-FIVE ACRES, md
or less. bounded on the north
lands of Lucy \. Keller, on the ea
by lands Of VIM. Richardson, and
south and west by lands OF Thom3
Richardson, deceased.
TERMs OF SALE:
Onc-half Of the purchasc-moncy
be paid in cash, and the balance in OF,
year from the day of sale, with interc]
from said day, payable annually, t
purchaser to give for said balance
bond secured by Il mortgage OF tlI
premises sold, and to pay for all nccel
Sary papers.
W. II. KERR.
Clerk'S Office, &. Z. 4. 7. +. Y
WinnSburo, s. c., --
November II, 1881.
nov l2-td
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Gu1TEAu's trial is progressing tel

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,e,, ,.;,a. nns h.on nroven.
0''s:s 10y W. ':'e o.,.s. - ,,ad IN n,if,;,,,
a''a ':'c 'sls.'sc W 41ss;. - ~ bic iusari,
~ "aHsssss :. ~ ~ 10. nnn,,er ,nf his
": II ag'eafs t'.'' '',r,o: @,,:.o,,t ,o,.
), MahiN:es Sefs, 'a,'ss.ss. ."s.ss;u1ss sna
sists IN inecifaRttn :. ~ zploes.' -.
cn : r.9a!y .Ll!essssssss
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ds1eaee, g aaseas slsn. u s..,s.ea
at''1llla!le ~ .s.,ss5s..ssssi
Que cessfea ss': alss " 'iaS y. ], ~ :;
ana fhe seEssss sssl1a:.s =. :,
tlnaalsy Ief ttlfessstok keel, :s'h s'Ne'
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iTNEssES.- The huSorsds osasa5-,
ty 3 nd neaithT i6okfag 81
siI,r. -,..:,t fhsge keeTIlascra7
,i.S!.<S and wetntga teAtn * =, y, ,
9:;rll o: is s--r;ing merirand worth. You VIII
ind such f. :in.css every community.
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G1S HOUSE BuRNED.-On Monday
afternoon the Clubhouse OIL General
Bratton's Canaan plantation was burn
cd to the ground with gin head, four
bales Of cotton and five hundred bush
els of cotton-sccd. Tie engine was
saved. Egineer, Jack Johnston, being
considerably burned about his La ds.
AN outlouse with six bales of co:t,n
was saved By dirt tlnovn upon i.
.ll--s soss 5t7es 71-57,;:
Evans and one to Rose AIcC:nts. -
lISfiegE FIJI III iiroa WI yle ;cHsine caused the l9sSs
Gin. omc Oh which twelve bales averae-
ing tour hundred pounds were gihHe;;
in " eve hours at trial.
RESOLUTIONS or TnANKS.-At a re-
cent meeting Of the Gordon Light In
tantrv, the following preamble and
resolutions were unanimously adopted:
UheYeas, on q recent occasion num-
Ter Of the Young ladies Of Wi"liSboro
formed themselves into theatrical
club for the purpose Of raising sum
of money for the benefit Of this compa-
ny, the Gordon Light Infantry; a':d,
whereas. as the result Of the cntertaln-
mcnt given by this club tile sum OF
forty dollars has been presented TO us
by this club; Rerctore, be 1t aesoAret
/. That we accept this sum from the
theatrical club as a testimonial OF Its
deep interest in our organization, and
tender our best thanks for the sclt-dc'
nving efforts Of its members so sue
ce>sfullv made in oar behalf.
3. That copy Of this preamble anc
resolutions be inserted i'll THE News
AND HERALD and an crgrosScd copy be
sent to the club or its representative!
BY the secretary.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-11-29

The QUEEN Hs Corset and Skirt SUI is by far the
the inntr
AIiET t}lH STEEL which
rlr clasps
ucuhF iOiiSALE ONLYby
ma
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TILE HEU ELECTION PIN.
rE.cu, the News ano Courier

Stringent Registration, and Eight Boxes
The Suggestions Of the l. sisiative Co'n
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4 BEAUTIFUL BOOK for the ASKING
STORY of the SEWING MACHINE

, 10 charge Myat"Ixt&Sal not 3Elx=pes: x=:p.saesss:
! a disagreeab'e favor but which is
y uawholesome. A cool dark cellar,
never freezes, is the most suitable for
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-11-29

III cVECsI.sssSsS3ttSl '.H. :, ..J oso,,sa
lhiak tllat5ss,Isr: with the gooo sehse $
and general sssr,nation that suRpnSe 2as?s.
him e i,5ssesasS:s S~iilhf hf.on mature defI1=
cra:i,n find that h" has been 4 i'ttc
too roriag. and that h" would have
w,.ir;en better with little more regard
for thc Archbishop of Dublin. ! have
nothing to do with his motive for Will,
holding his ,;a,fe,hut really cahHot
blame him for his unWll'ih@hc.s u L.
publicly assume the paternity OF Ills
article. u. l. Coi'i's''
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-07-16
Yennor's Predictions tor JnIy

To the Editor Of the Montreal Witness
SIR The month of June, now drawing to a
close, has been very generally admitted to
have been, as regards the weather experienced
pretty much as iorecasted. In most sections
this has been cool, showery and backward,
while on two occasions in many parts, both in
Canada and the United States frOsts have done
considerable damage. The ending Of the
month is likewise as predicted, viz, heat and
storms" This brings US to lnvise the "probs."
for July" the stormy month of July, 1851
to which l have already directed the attention
OF the farming community In numerous letters
through many of our leading newspapers.
July, though probably entering cool and show.
cry IN most sections, will rapidly merge into
sultriness and excessive heat shortly after the
18th or 9TH of the month. From the 9TH to the
10th excessive heat will continue with frequent
and severe storms of wind, hail and thunder,
during which casualties from lightning are
much to be feared. Between the 10th and 18th
of the month similar atmospheric conditions
are likely 10 continue, with thunder and light
ming storms of almost daily occurrence and
hurricanes of heated winds Approaching the
10th, heavy showers, often accompanied by
hail, will occur more frequently, with very
sulky and muggy intervals. In the neighbor.
hood of the 2lst and 22d days torrents of rain
Will likely fall in western Ontario and through.
out large portion Of the United States, while
in the Western and Southern States in particu-
lar, cyclones, hurricanes and most destructive
hail.storms are likely to cause widespread
havoc and loss of life and property. Unsettled
and stormy weather, with intervals of great
heat, will occur up to the 18th Of the month,
after which decided and cooler change may
take place, with cool to cold nights about the
9th and 2Sth. Hot weather. however, will
again set in towards the last day of the month
or entry OF August. HENRY G.. VESNoR.
Montreal, June 90, 1881.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-07-16

Price McGrath, the wel.known turfman,
who died the other day at Long Branch, was
famous expert with cards in the days when
gambling was common on the Mississippi
kteam boats The Louisville Couy1er-J0urnal
says that he gained his first start toward wealth
by winning 100000 from an intoxicated plant
er. With that capital he fitted up in New
Orleans the handsomest gambling house in
the country. During the war he made for.
tune out OF winnings from soldiers in St. Louis
and New York. The Cincinnati Enq1ltrer
tells the following story: "While at Long
Branch, not many years ago, party of young
acquaintance went from Lexington to take in
the races at that famous resort He met them
and invited them to his gambling house, say.
ing they could take their meals there when
they wished, and could get anything they
wanted, and better than they could find any.
where else. He imposed but one condition
iHpon them. SAID he: After you have eaten
and drank and smoked, you Will feel like
playing in five or ten Don't do it, don't
want it, and you will only be taking up the
room OF other men with plenty of money,
whom | do want. If you think you can win,
you are mistaken. We keep game open for
suckers with plenty of money. So Just keep
your five-dollar bills for something else"
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IA well-known educationallst vouches for the
futh of the following: A teacher in a lower
grade in one of our public schools received a
new pupil-a little miss of six or seven years,
named, say Matte Brown. After taking her
name for the school rolls according to the Gus.
tom, the teacher said:
what Is your papa's name, Mattie?"
"Mr. Brown"
"Yes, but what is his first name?"
Don't know-his name Is just Mr.. Brown"
"Yes, yes-I know" then as a bright idea
struck her, "What does your macall HIM "
ooh! know what you mean now" the in
nocent child replied ina she calls HIM a
darned old fool"
1t IS safe to conclude that the teacher did
not register the chllds father as d. o. f.
Brown
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-07-16

He was tenderfoot, new to the wild scenes
among the Bushmen of Nebraska, and when
the rancher slapped him on the shoulder and
asked him if he would "irrlgate," he said
"What?"
"Moisten yor larynx."
"How"
"Smlley
II don't catch your reference"
"Drve another nail"
"IOu have the advantage"
"Try some OF the hair of the dog witch bi,
you"
II cannot grasp"
Nominate your poison"
"My polsonr
"Crook your elbow
I'm in the dark"
"Test the tipple?'
Don't"
"Cut the phlegm ~
"The-"
Sampler"
Sample what"
paint your nose:"
paint my nose."
Take some whisky-gln-cognac drink
something strong with me: You don't seem
to catch onto no kind of hint Won't drink
some whisky and sugar !"-Centrdl City CNeb J
ITEM.
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Human Endurance In Water.

Men and animal, are able to sustain them.
selves for long distances in water, and would
do so much 0flcncr were they not incapaciated,
in regard to the former AT least, by sheer ter
ror as well as complete ignorance Of their real
powers. Wcbb's wonderful endurance will
never be forgotten. But there are instances
less remarkable. Some years since, the sec
ond mate of ship tell overheard while in the
act of listing sail. 1t was blowing fresh the
time was night, and the place some miles out
IN the German ocean The hardy fellow new.
erthelsss managed to reach the English coast
Brock, with q dozen other pilots, was ply
Ing tor fares by Yarmouth, and, as the main.
sheet was Delayed, a sudden wind upset the
boat, when presently all persisted except
Brook himself, who, from four in the after.
noon an of October evening to one the next
morning, swan thirteen miles before he was
able to hail vessel at anchor in the otfing.
Animals Themselves are capable of swimming
immense distances although unable to rest by
the way. A dog recently swan thirty miles in
America TO rejoln his master. a mule and a
dog washed overheard during a gale IN the
Bay of Biscay have been known to make their
way to shore A dog swan to shore with a
letter in his mouth at the Cape OF Good Hope
The crew of the ship to which the dog he.
longed all persisted, which they need not have
done had they only ventured to tread water as
the dog did. AS u certain ship was laboring
heavily IN trough of the sea, 1t was found
needful, III order to tighten the vessel, to throw
some troop horses overheard, which had been
taken in at Carunna The poor things, my
informant a staff surgeon, told me- when they
found themselves abandoned, faced round and
swan for miles after the vessel A man on
the east coast of Lincolnshire saved quite a
number of lives by swimming out on horse
back to vessels in distress He commonly
rode an old gray mare, but when the mare
was not at hand, he took the first horse that
offered. Popular Science for July.
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A Model Monarch.

1t Is well known that the present King OF
Siam Is among the most intelligent, virtuous
and progressive monarchs of the day. In say
this we do not mean 10 compare him with
Asiatic autocrats alone. There are plenty of
Christian rulers who are for inferior in virtue,
IN intelligence and in magnanimity to this
Buddhist potentate of the remote Orient.
We learn with satisfaction that his majesty
Is not only regular reader OF the Sua, but
that he is enrolled among its permanent sub
scribers, We congratulate him and his peo-
pie upon this fact. 1t lis a great and wise
thing for tenant of absolute power to refresh
his mind with the utterances OF radical and
enlightened democracy. With the principles
of Buddha to guide HIM IN the matters of re.
ligion and of morals, and with the Sun to
shed its steady and vivfying light upon the
intricate problems of politics, we can well fore
tell tor this King ut least career OF useful.
ness and lasting honor
We are not surprised at the further intorma.
ton that his majesty IS Jealous for the educa-
ton of his subjects. He has recently estab-
lished at Bangkok public school where the
children of the people receive education with
out charge. He has also made liberal appro'
priation out of his private funds for the sup
port of a royal college and appointed high
ly educated American missionary to be ITS
Cnlel superintendent. Inc suCCcss vi WIS GU
vocational enterprise has been gratifying, and
has greatly encouraged the king in his path
of progress.
The American missionaries appear to be
very influential III Siam. While the king is
strict Buddhist, he understands too well the
spirit and doctrines of that revcred teacher OF
men to allow any impulse of blgotry to con
troll his mind. Accordingly he contributes
literally to the support of Christian schools
and Christian works in his country. Long
! live the King Of Sam ~. y. SIN.
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How She Fixed Him.

The young man was evidently honest IN his
Intentions, but three years of constant court
|klg had failed to overcome his excessive bash
Eulness They were sitting in chairs at a re-
spectful distance apart. Said the young man,
having spent five minutes in search of sub
ject:
Glow do you get along with your cooking?"
"NIcely," replied the young miss "I'm I'M
proving wonderfully. l can make splendid
|cake now"
"Can you?" said the young man IN pleased
manner: what kind do you like best?"
81 like one made with flour, ana sugar and
citron, and raislns, and currants, and lots of
those things, and beautiful frosting on top"
responded the young miss.
"Why, that's wedding cake" exclaimed the
young man, nervOusly.
81 meant wedding said the young miss,
shyly.
They are published
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-07-16

A correspondent asks: What IS a printers
|devil?" A printers devil IS wicked boy
kept in every newspaper office for editors to
throw muclage bottles at when he bangs HIM
self into the editorial arena and shouts copy
which he does nineteen times a day. 1t Is
also part of his duty to consume all the green
watermelons and unripe fruit that the editors
grows up he usually becomes prate.-1eras
ISiftin0s
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-07-16

"Now you better let me put up set of these
weather strips on your DOORS" pleaded the
agent in an insinuating voice; they keep the
house very warm" But the man said no, his
|wifes mother was stopping with them this
winter, anu he guessed 1t would be warm
enough without the strips, and the agent, be-
ling sensible man, saw it that way too, and
went out to hunt up another customer.
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A Home Cfrcus.

Mr.. Biggs was sauntering around the Union
depot as the evening train came IN from Buff.
falo. when surprised with:
4 Why, Blggsl How are yon, old fellow?
"Weil, If 1t amt Jack Duncanl Glad TO see
you. Come night along home with me-"
mo, Biggs! I'm too dirty. Been showed
in on the road ;ffhelped shovel snow, slept IN
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-07-16

A lady who was in the habit Of spending
Ihuch of her time IN the society of her neigh
,ors happened one day to be taken suddenly
| II and sent her husband, IN great haste for
Ehe physician. The husband ran few rods,
but soon returned, exclaiming: My dear,
where shall find you when get back"
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SUOGET o. FUN.


AS Brown jumped out of reach of one of the
Big apes at the circus, that showed an inor-
Innate desire to sample his flesh, said Fogg:
I've always heard that man sprang from the
monkey, and now know it,"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-07-16

A lady at confession among other heinous
crimes, accused herself of using rouge. What
is the use of it ?" said the contessor 81 do to
make myself handsomer." And does 1t
produce that ettect?" AT least ! think so,
father" The contessor on this took his peni-
tent out of the confessional into the light, put
on his spectacles, and, having looked at her
|attentively, SAID; "Well, madam, you may
|llse rouge, for you are ugly enough even with
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"Did you find Mr.. Springers, Patrick" 81
Hid. SURF" What did he say?' "Niver a
xurrud, SURF" "Nothing?" Not wurrud,"
'Why not, Patrick" Because he was out,
burr" "Out! thought you said you found
him" II did, SURF. | found HIM OUT
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81 can't find place in the city to suit me,
defpairingly remarked house-hunting lady
~ her husband. "Why so, my dear" why
use-because--well,i if you must know,
" find mantle long enough for the crewel
OlbreQuln made last wlnter."-Osnego Pal
Eadium.
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