The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-02-15

Ihev seem 70 Ike II We'll,
Both lads and !s,s,. =, toe;
And % With ;sndsr love,
lsend this k;sa TO you."
Or this isn't % bad:
"Lis,! little darling,
OF! ,isiea to ma;
Cav what this biushisx
And soiline can :!
Cnpid around ~
IL playing. l fs:r;
Sweet little darling.
Lets capture him h-is.'
Jest imagine . wreath o. re- and 40
or SEQ psrii-coiored bur.ssGies aroand
this:
"lf I could end,
To love inelin, j.;
A pretty maid,
Nv heart to bird,
No more rem home,
Nv heart would roam;
And love pnouid rn.e,
Nv bosoms th-oncT
II 10 sale further 10 atd iha; this tine,
honored corp:ss will 10: be ussd lsss ;ha'
1000, GOO times tomorrow:
.rhe ro-c j, r /, TIE v:olsts blue,
Sugar il sweet, and % srs you"
But when yos re: doWs 10 coaic vs'en
times, thst 70 Whei the true e1srcs OF Val.
en-; ise LAv svn in. They hi, st ever
weak sess Of humanity. A nan Who il
IN the habit Of borrowing every niekle M
spe1.'s when he receive. y C .rtGon on Val
en;ins's day Of . hum.n Squire With 4
great urgainls 81 ,nge FOR = hssS, will /.
apt I'D ;orroa . little moe charity for the
ne:t few days, Let he strike the man Who
sent that valentine.
This il the scc,p,ed time {, q, even
With ske aceords,n Send /: .sed him biz
eeunterfsii in Q ccIorsd yaieatise. Il ],
safe 10 cay that over, poliesnaa in the
city will receive fcur or I've danh'
representing . horribly ds!ormed ~ss
in Q blue coat in soue un>pessabi,
is6ieroas or nrheccminG position. IL
CnHic W LSar,Res
this ysar there are q nuEbsr OF novelties
The verses appended % vsisn,;nss srs
alwa.s eIeersb,s. Thi. NAH, . varie,,
called the "Cssini Hin:s' very attractive .
The es;s are veil made ssd nicely co!orst
and there are no seISs appended. OF this
grade the ProspectEs ss.s:
"Deliescy j. great vi:tae. These vslen
tines are delicate, and is;ead osly fo'
the virtuous-those Who have No snsi
vices; re&ned people who cannot ssks lsrs.
dose, Of ssiire"
To ilirstrars THE delicate seiiss," tai,
the vslsa,ins labelled "Whsr- tier.
10 life there 70 hope" Tbs .~psessni, .
young nae With IN syscl.s ssd hail
parted il the riddle reading . sro.,in;
paper. while on one aide esa be srsa . hsnt
Offering hir, . dish labelled 'hrsissr' Nov
isn's the, delicate sstlrs:' The new
long. we'll colored valeatinss sssa in th,
v,sdows are called
LONG JoKg Rs.
They cssts;a his;s o. very ssssral sp-
pr<eistisa, End he vko eets one eiii lees
remember t. Ose Of ms St NJ this e,as'
10 The .DaneiRs Fiead." I. rrsrsse,f- 8
yoans lady AvinS sruasd in the R.zes o.
The dspes. and saovins . si.itins di,so!v
ins view Of striped stoctinys ct every turn
while il her arms il . :rail youas mar
With eyes ard icnsee Pro,,udcd, and e,i
dest'y 10 the last stage, OF exhsusiion- Tit
veFss tells the tale:
"fAls Mis-:
"wh'. ,es have . partner ,oa dance hin
Till he's fully exhaust 1 and quite out o.
BREATH"
Now what .oa'd y'fr girl say should
she e, one Of the,ef
Another popular srsds Of comic vales'
nIT'EX HARbs.
L. - 49, s%sr k~O . - "a 1ns
ihemsslves: IF tuo-yesr-oId colt kiets
il hsrts; bus when big ies-yssr-eld mole
strikes ost il 10 no laughing matter. These
H.t-em-hsrds Arc ten-ysar-o!d eoles. and
hey kick straight 81 the wsskass,es Of
poor humanity"
Another one Of the reaaed sarcastic
"useful hints" Represents . ioriorn yonna
lady looking at the movn; the inscription
save: 'Srhe only nan that will ever leoh
1t you!" How nan, Sedslis girls could
this b sent to With Psraiysine eject.
A. for the Rit.em-haSds, they repre-
.sat oil els.'e,. ersdcs and conditions oil
men. The doctor With his skall and sav
The musician vi;h his lose hair. saWiI {
.vay, while The sir il SLED With fsntsstic
gobiius in the ssmblanes Of written nos
the snthor, with IN sxrsnss Of forehesa
which looks like tbs bottom OF zig bras /,
kettle. all thess are represented in the
csussie Hit. 'sm-hards. II you have any
friends whom you vsa' to maize hspPY %
Vsleesins's day, take one like this:
fas UNDEgrsKgR.
Appalling man vho doih pail
Der every homestead hang,
"Tears. idle tesis," are those that fall
Fer you there is no p-ns.
When the deep toll for Psssina soul
Doth iron TIE church L sill elsns.
Bot that this cannot be cent 70 any s.
dslis man i se'i-svidens:
faB CONDUCTOR.
Let % warn You 10 beware,
nd not With the company try to share,
Always set upoa the SQUARE