Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-01-03
ALL SORTS.
One of the most touching things ever written is
this, which appears on New England tombstone:
when dear papa went up to heaven.
What grief mamma endured!
And yet that grief was softened for
Pana he was

w Hat SFiei Hlanina eHuuTeu!
And yet that grief was softened. for
Papa he was insured"
MOTHER WRITEs-"when children begin to cough
at night give dose of WHITES ELIXIR; one or two
doses always stops the cough. and the child sleeps
well. Nothing is wearing on small children as In.
cessant coughing during the night. as my children
always do, when they have colds, If by any means
happen to be without WHITES ELIXIR. 1t might be
truly called the Elixir of Life to all who are subject to
coughs and colds.
A North Carolina woman stabbed the man who
attempted to hug her. This proves that all women
are not enthusiastically in favor of free press.
Off misery who died of softening of the brain,
local paper said "His head gave way, but his hand
never did, His brain sofened, but his heart couldn't"
A GREAT VICTORY has been achieved by the use of
Wyomoke. or Nerve Food in combating all nervous
mafades heart affections. broken-lown constitutions,
ETC.. etc. Thousands have been cured that
sdered hopeless invalds and the most emeent phys
icans in all schools of medicine prescribe it regularly
in their daily practice. Wyomoke sold by all drug
gists at ST.. $3.50 and So per bottle. Use no other
nervine.
Politeness is relative term. There are plenty of
people too polite to earn their bread.
"You see." said a lively old Aberdeen bachelor. on
being advised to get married, "you can't do it,
because could not marry woman did not respect.
and it would be impossible for me to respect woman
who would marry me-"
| Unfermented Canadian barley malt and fresh hops
are the ingredients of Malt Bitters.
| dish of strawberries and cream and contentment
Herewith is better than tough steak broiled in oleo
| or;,,. 1Jadt ho
The minister asked the Sunday school, with what
| weapon did Sampson at time Stay number of
| Philistines ?" For while there answer, and
the minister to assist the children little commenc-
ed tapping his jaw with the tip of his finger. at the
same time saying whats this-what's this % Quick
thought little fellow innocently replied. "The
| jawbone of an ass, sir D"
"Now I SEE!''-so SAID the blind man after the
Saviour had healed him. Actual blindness is not easy
to cure although it is sometimes DONE But remember
that disease of the eyes often result from impure
blood. Ifyou have any to think your bad eyes
may have from this cause lose not hour of time
in buying bottle of Dr. David Kennedy's "Favorite
Remedy" which will cost you One Dollar. and take
it to cleanse your blood. You can implicitly trust il
oths. Or drop line to DIR. David Kennedy, Ron
dout, NJ Y State your fully and get the Doctor
opinion free.
A sermon should never be SO short, in the opinion
of the NeU Haven Register, that the women will no
have time to take fashion notes.
HINTS TO FARMERs-Don't let your horses be seel
standing much at the tavern door, it don't look righ
Don't be without HENRY JoHNsoN's ARNICA AN
OIL LINIMENT near at hand to apply in case of acc
dent. Keep good fences-especially line fences;
promotes good feelings among neighbors. Kee
Downs ELIXIR always in the house. and in case
of sudden coughs. &C., safeguard against consuml
ton and other dangerous diseases BAxTER's Ma,
DRAKE BITTERs, taken according to directions save
large expense in doctors bills.
Anything new or fresh this morning 2" reports
asked in railroad Office. ''Yes." replied the for
occupant of the apartment. "What is it ?" querie
the reporter. whipping out his notebook. Said tt
railroad man edgng his way toward the door: 9TH
a paint you are leaning against"
Extreme Tired Feeling.
d A lady tells US "the first bottle has don
IL my daughter great deal of good, her foo
does not distress her now, nor does sh
suffer from that extreme tired feeling whic
she did before taking Hoods Sarsaparilla.
l. A second bottle effected cure. No othe
:, | preparation contains such a concentratio