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An Immense Stock Of the --latest Styles

A few words in regard to the Hat Department, and
where the most stylish and durable Hats
for the coming season. and to aid you quote few OF
the many New Styles in stock bought direct from the
manufacturers by the for CASH. the lowest possible
prices, and with perfect safety say that
selling HATS cheaper than any house in the city. An
examination will prove that what say
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STOCK SALES.
Notice. -CaIifornia
Harvesting Machines manufactured

Delinquent Sale Notice. - California
Sugar Manufacturing Company. Location #
principal place of business and works. Isleton
Sacramento county, California. Notce-There are
delinquent upon the following described stock on
account OF Assessment No. s, levied en- the 18th
day of FEBRUARY, A. D. 1881, the several amounts
set opposite the of the respective share
hnldeie as follows No No
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RAILROADS, STEAMERS, ETC.
CENTRAL PaCIFIC RAILROAD.
Commencing Friday, March is. 1881.
AND UNTIL YURisxK NOTICE.
TRAIN AND BOATS WILL LEsYE SACRAMENTO

."''." ''o oVHiS htLt lk.SfE SAGhAMENI U
! As FOLLOWS:
| Rex &.H.-tSfin lays exceptei)-Aec,r media.
V'oO 9ation Train % Msrysyilfe. Red Bluff and
| Redding.
%.SSA A.. M.-tDAily)-Pac Express, via Stock.
sew ton Martinez Toy San Francisco. Con-
netts at Gait with Passenger Train for
lone and at Tracy with Local Train for
| Livermore, Niles and San Jose Con.
| Is at Lathrop with the New Mexico ~
! press for MERGED, MADEIRA, Motayo, New.
| hall (San BuenAventura and Santa Bar.
bsral, Los Angeles, Santa Acnca VIII
mington, Santa Ana (San Dlsgo) Cotton
(San Bernardinol Yuma Colorado river
stesmersl, Maricopa (s.sg ior Ph9nix
and PRESCOTT Cass Grande (stages for
Florenceh Tucson, Benson tstages for
Tcmbstonel Deming, n, ~. 0or A, 7. 4
| s. F T.. R. and Strauss al Pssol 1871
miles from San Francisco, Sleeping cars
from Lathrop to Los Angeles, Tucson and
DemiI e.
S.Ss w.E(Daily)-ogd Emigrart.
| O'fc Freight and Accommodation Train. Third
;.5s sSsisy, sss. ;S:SS,s ms P &c;
| San Francisco, touching at all way ports
on the Sacramento river.
0.SN p. M.-Daly)-Atlantic Express for Col-
~'oV fax, Reno Carson and virginia., Battle
| Mountain (Austinl Paiis.de (Eureka),
Ogden, Omaha and East.
0,Afh z. M.-paiy)-oregon Expire for
WV Marysville, Chico, Red Bluh aud Redding
stages for Portland. oregonl.
0sSA T.. N.-Daily)- San Fraacseo Pass niger
o'oV Train, via Stockton and Martinez Con-
meets at Lathrop, Sundays excepted with
Yosemite Passenger Train for MERGED and
MADEIRA yosemite and Big TIees'.
S,dS r. acknowledgements Emigrans
V'Hc Train, via Stockton for San Francisco.
f0.SS p. H.-(Sundays excep;edI- Virginia
AV'Co City Express for Auburn, Colfax, Truck, o
AID Reno Connects with Virginia ard
Truekee Railroad for c. rson snd virginia.
Sleeping Car from Sacramento 10 Carson
| A
I. d. GOODMAN. .Genl Psss'r and Ticket Agent
| iA9-ApG
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carrie 4 Cr0gV

CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS, ARE PRE-
pared to 90 all kinds OF work in their Inc, in
city or country. PRINCIPAL place Of business, Sacra
mento Shop, 1114 Second street, between and L.
Pnst.nfic Box 40 Sacrarnentn. mrlG 4ptf
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REMOYED.

VTNIoN FoUNDRY-IRoN AND BRASS
Founders and Aachinists, Front street, be-
.ween n and o. Castings Machinery OF every
description made to order. mr24 4p1m
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IS prctccd by the youth of both sexes TO almost
unlimited extent producing with uneTing certainty
the following train OF morbid symptoms, unless
combated by scientific medical measures, viz: SalloH
countenance dark spots under the eyes pain in the
head ringing in the ears, noise like the rstiing OF
leaves and rafting of chauots, uneasiness about
the lons, weakness Of the limbs, confused vision,
blunted intellect, loss Of confidence, difidence in
approaching strangers, dislike to form new &C
qllantsnees, disposition to shun society, loss Of
momory, hectic flushed, pimples and various erup-
tons about the face furred tongue, fetid breath
coughs, consumption, night sweats, monomania and
frequent insanity.
CURED At HOME.
Persons at distance may be cured at home by 40.
dressing letter toDR. GIBB0N, stating eese, symp
toms length of time the disease has continued, an6
have medicines prompt forwarded, free from
damage and curiosity, to any part of tine country,
with full and plain directions BY incosing ten
dollars in registered letter, through the Postoice
or through Wells Fargo Co., package Of medicine
will be forwarded to any part 0: the Union. Please
s.y YOU saw this advertisement in the RscoRr
USIoy. Address, DR. j. F. GIBBoN.
js24-4pu Box ], 1851, San Francisco
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ww. rgEEgy BRIGGS, II. d

nCULIsT, AURIST AND PHYSICIAN FOR
Diseases OF the TIL oat. Office, 1921 street,
corner Of Fifth Sacramento Bank Sacramento,
Cal. Hours-9:30 to IL A. M; to P. N Sundays
$3.50 to IL A. NJ; to P. II. apl-u
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a POSITIVE CURE
WITHOUT MEDICINES.

Patented October le, 1876. One box
No will cure any case in four days or less.
No will cure the most obstinate case, no matter
Of how long standing
No nauseous eoses of cubebs. eopaiba, or oil Of
sandalsood, that certain to produce dyspepsia
by destroying the coatircs OF the stomach.
Price, 81 So Sold by all Druggists. or mailed on
receipt Of price For further particulars. send for
-ircuisr J. c. ALLAN co, No s3 John strest
New York p o. Box ,533 dl4-4p6mTuThS
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DIR. WALLACE A. BRIGGS
8. Garlic.

TWAS REMOVED HIS OFFICE AND RESI-.
III dence to DIR. G. L. Simmons Building, J
street, between Second and Third. Office hours:
TO 8 A. NJ IL A. N. to p NJ. and to P. NJ mrl2-ti
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W. A. HuGHsON. N. D..

HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
I'll Office, southwest corner Of Seventh and J
streets in Bry e's new building, up stairs. Resi-
dence, southeast corner Of Seventh and n streets,
Sacramento Office hours: to and to P. N.
mr25- Amin
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AFTERNOON SESSION.

BERTAups ISFAL1IBLE IsJECTIoS-The famous
French remedy for gonorrhGa, gieet, etc, ID: $
Hammer, Sacramento, agent for Pacific coast Sent
G. o. D. to any address.
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CAPITAL ALE VAULTS.
mn CuAs. r. pINKHAM.

~ Hot Lunch daily from IL A. NJ. to l O'Clock
P. n. The Best Of Wines, Liquors and Cigars.
rl2.An1m BOWERS & LONGABAUGH.
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Ey Goods delivered promptly, Free of Charge, in
any par. Of the city. la7.4p1ml CHAS. ZEITLkR.
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GROVE L. JOHNSON,

HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
III Residence and office at southwest corner of
Eighth and l streets. Office hours. until A. NJ,
and from to P. NJ. a1l-u
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A TTORNEY AT LAW-OFFICE, FIFTH ST.,
~ between l and ]. Residence, No. 207
street between Seventh and Eighth. a10-sp1m
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EGGS FOR MATCHING.
PREMIUM STOCK.

THROWN LEsHoRN EGGS. PER DoZ.. 81 90
ID Imperial PeSin Duck Eggs per s. 0o
IsS- Pacific Coast Agency Of the PERFECT
HATCHER" the standard Incubator of America.
WM. MckIBBIN,
mr2G-4plm Southeast cor Seventeenth and Z streets
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CREED HAYNOND,
JOHN EIPEL,

A TroRNEY. AND COUNSELOR AT Law,
"a Office in Quinn's new building, corner OF
Fourth and J streets (up stairsi Sacramento. asp
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HARDWARE.
CHAS. ZETTLER.

DIONEER HARDWARE DEALER OF S4CRA.
mento, desires to inform his friends and
customers that he has OPENED A HARDWARE
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PIONEER LIVERY sTAsLE.

EEACKS ON CALL AT ANY HOUR a.
Ii day or night. Coupes, Phaetons, SE<sEsst
Roekaways, Barouches, Buggios with the 60
bestroadsters to be found in any livery stable the
coast for hire. Horses kept.in livery at reasonable
Livery Stables Fourth street, bstv esn and
az tr.4f
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Also Complete Assortment of WOOL FUR and BEAVER HATS of
every description.
RED HOUSE, SACRAMENTO, CAL.
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Sacramento Planning Hill,

SAsH AND BLIND FACTORY, CORNER OF
y Front and Q streets, Sacramento.
Doors, Windows. Blinds,
Finish Of all kinds, Window Frames, holdings o
every description, and Turning
GARTTELL. HOTCHKISS & STALKER.
mrZ2-4pim
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O. scHAEFsR,

GtooPER AND TANK-MAKER, NO. 50 s2
I Front street near c. p. r. r. Freight 49,;
Depot Everything in the eoopcring Inc SsSzffefsa
on hand Tanks made TO order at lowest prices
Orders from the interior promptly attended 10.
a19-4plm
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cline ana LOSS or MANHOOD, from whatever
produced. 1t enriches and purifies the Blood,
strengthens the Nerves, Brain, Muscles Digestion,
Reproductive Organs, and PHYSICAL and Mental
Faculties 1t stops any unnatural debiltsting
drain upon the system, preventing involuntary
losses, facilitating dreams, seminal losses with the
urine, etc. so destructive to mind and body IL IS
sure eliminator of sill KIDNEY AND BLADDER
COMPLAINS. To these suffering from the
evil effects of youthful tndiscreti0ns or
excuses, a speedy, thorough and per-
mancnt CURE Is GUARANTEED. Price,
Sc so per bottle, or five bottles in case, with
full directions and advice, SIC. Sent secure from
observation TO any address upon receipt OF price,
or c. o. D. To be had only of
DIR. saIfeId, ai6 kearny street,
San Francisco, Cal Consultations strictly sonfi-
dental, letter or at office, FREE For the con-
venience of patients and in order to insure perfect
secrecy, l have adopted private address, under
which all packages are forwarded.
NOTTCE.-For the next thirty days VIII
send q trial bottle OF the REJUYENATOR
10 any one afflicted. applying In good faith
by letter, stating hats symptoms and age.
Communications strictly confidential.
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j. A. CUNNINGHAM.

A TTORNEY AT LAW-OFFICE, SOUTHWES
"A corner OF J and Fourth streets. Residence
8 street. between Fifteenth and Sixteenth. a9-4I
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his Great
siren 9Th en- | II z
Remedy ana Nerve
TONIC is the legiti-
mae result Of over 20
years of practical ex-
pericnce, and CURES
WITH UNFAILING
CERTAINTY Nervous
md Physical Debility,
|SeminalWeakness, Sper
nattorrhGa, Emissions
Impotency, Exhausted
Vitality, Premature De-
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MANHOOD RESTORED.

VICTIM OF EARLY IMPRUDENCE,
~ causing nervous debility, premature decay,
etc having tri.l in vain every known remedy,
has discovered a simple Of self-cure which he
will send free to his ieiow-suferers- Address j. Ii
REEVES No. s3 Chatham street. New York.
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sion 10 Society, DimneSS OF VISION, NOISES IN the
Head the vital fluid passing unobserved in the
urine and macy other diseases that lead to insanity
ard death
graduate Cf the University Of Pennsylvania
will agree to forfeit Five Hundred Dol
lars for a case of this kind the VITAL
RESTORATIVE under his special advice and
treatmenO will not cure, for anything impure OF
injurious found in it. DIR. MiNTIE treats all
Private Diseases successfully without mercury
Consultation free. Thorough examinstio IL
advice, including analysis of urine, S5. Pric
vital Restorative, SO bottle, or four times
| the quantity, SO; sent TO any address upon re-
ceipt of price, c. o. D., secured from observation,
and in private name if desired, by A. f. MiNTIE,
VI. D.. No. III Kearny street, San Fran.
cisco, Cal.
pR. NENTtE'S KIDNEY REMEDY, NE.
PHRETECUN. cures all kinds of Kidney and
Bladder Complaints, GonoThea, elect, Leucorrhga.
For sale by all Druggists; 81 bottle, SIX bottles
for IS.
DIR. INVITES DASDELION Pills are the
best and cheapest DYsPEPssA and BILIOUS
cure in the marx ct. For sale by all Druggists.
II. G. KIRK l. CO., Sacramento, wholesale
Agents mr22- 4nly& no-sw1vWS
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G. II. KaEDs 6 co. ,

IMPORTERS AND DEALERS II PAINTS, OILS
Glass, Varnishes, Brushes Wall Paper, Wa1
Flower Goods and Picture holdings, Painters' ane
Artists Materials. Sole Agents for Averilfs Mixed
Paints, Building Paper. No. 626 street, Sacra
mento, Cal. apl-4pu
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SIN KIM WN.

JAPANESE GOODS, LADIES' UNDERWEAR
Cd and gentlemens furnishing goods. The latest
STYLES of japanese goods. Shirts and underwear
made to order. No. $40 street, between Eighth
and Ninth, Sacramento a164p3m
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1881-12-14
TIE GUITEAU TRIAL.

Lawyers Disguised with the Proceedings.
A witness in the Guiteau trial named
DIR. Edward Charles Spirtzga, of New
York, testified that he had made the
study of nervous and mental diseases a
speciality, and had been called to testify
about twenty-five times. Witness ex-
amined the prisoner in Jail yesterday,
and was satisfied that he is insane.
Scoville then read witness hypo-
thetical question, and asked him if, in
his opinion, the prisoner was sane or
insane ON the 2nd of July. Witness
declined to answer any Hypothetical
questions in cases where he had not
made personal examination.
Witness considered the prisoner in
sane when he made the examination.
He believed he must have been more or
less in a morbid mental state through
out his life and that he was probably
insane on July 2nd.
Witness stated that he visited the
jail under the assumed name Of Brown,
the Phrenologis. He desired to talk
to the prisoner unawares, and so he
pretended to make a chronological ex-
animation. Witness was asked If the
prisoner was able to distinguish be-
tween right and wrong. and declined to
express an opinion as to his moral re-
sponsibility, but from his examination
of the prisoner he was of the opinion
that since he (the prisoner) had been
lawyer he has always known the ordi-
nary legal consequences OF criminal
acts.
Guteau (nterruptingly)--"I haven't
been lawyer for five years, Judge!
He said when / was lawyer. You
see that don't help you any, Judge!
Ask him ii / was responsible for my
acts on the second of July"
Witness would not undertake to ex-
press a decided opinion as to the mental
condition of the prisoner on July 2nd.
Guiteau-''There is no depravity
about this business at all, and / think
it is burning shame for the gentlemen
of the prosecution to harp upon that
word 'depravity. / have been con-
sistent Christian all my life.
Despite cries of "silence." "silence!"
and "order.," Guiteau continued to
strike upon the table and shrek out at
the top of his voice, 81 am not afraid to
go to the gallows, if the Lord Almighty
wishes me to go there. / expect an act
of God will blow this Court and jury
out OF that window to protect me, If
necessary want to thunder this into
the ears of the American peope!"
Davidage, with an air of disgust, said:
''Oh! this pantomine business is getting
played out Guiteau, you are getting
played out and yeur theory OF the pros
ecution."
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ST. NICHOLAS HOTEL.
PARADISE, NEVADA.
CRAWFORD a ABEL. PROpRIETORs.
T Fl E T A b L E S

VIII be kept supplied with every article the
markets afford, prepared by the most expert
euced connoisSellrs
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Money orders issued from to IL o'clock AN
and from 3 to o'clock P. NJ. daily.
No money orders issued on Sunday.
Letters received for registration from to IL
O'Clock A. NJ. daily, Sundays excepted,
Mails for the East close ct 2 o'clock P. NJ,
daily.
Mails for the West close at O'Clock p. NJ.
daily.
4. G. RogINs, Postmaster.
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TWO GRAND PRIZES


VIII be given to the two persons holding the
lucky numbers.
First Grand Pr'ze-for Lady-One China Tea
Set, 40 piece; On exhibition at II. W. Woods
store.
Second Grand Prize-for Condemnation
Dollars, gold coin.
ar Masks to be removed at u o'clock,
midnight
R1y' A cossumer will be on hand with new
costumes, and at prices less than heretofore,
TICKETS (each). Observation-Disclosures. q? 80
band
ar Grand March at o'clock sharp
SUPPER-Those wishing Supper, can pro-
cure the same at the CENTRAL HOTEL, at one
dollar each. dl2td
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THE SILVER STATE.
PUBLISHED EVERY EVENING (SUNDAYs
F&CEPTED) BY
j. j. IL LII Il CO.
TERMS OF SUBsCRIPTION

0ne copy, one year, by mail IS co.
one copy, six months, by mail ........ 90.
one copy, three months, by mail - 2 So
Delivered by Carrier. 25 Cents per week,
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C. W. CRANE, 31s Pine street and 10 Leides
Sorff street, Room 80, san Francisco.
Gro. NJ MoTT, Sacramento California
Fl RILEY is authorized to collect and re-
ceipt for subscriptions to the SILVER STATE in
Paradise Valley.
H. C. MARKER is authorized to collect and
receipt for subscriptions to the SILVER STATE at
Big Meadows.
A. GNTz is authorized to collect and receipt
for subscriptions To the SILVER STATE in Spring
City.
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RATES OF ADVERTISING.

One Square 40 lines) first insertion. 50 so
Each subsequent insertion, per square. -. l Co
A liberal reduction to regular advertisers.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1881-06-29
EULoqY OF THU BERgL FLAG.

In Gen. w. Fiixliugh Lees oration
nj tile unwilling Of tlie st0ne vail Jack
son n,onument al New oilsans las,
week occurs the following suloyy of
the rei,.l Hag;
"Eurl that hRnpsr sgftiy, slowly:
treat Il gently; It's lmIy, foF II droops n
bove the dead; aye Il Is holy, holy, be-
cause beneath lis fluttering fOld d =
fought aud died the s,'ns Of the Soulh;
lloly. LGcagse IL wgs planted amid the
whiflwInd Of shut aud shell upon
many a victorious battIenIent by tile
ruler of the Southern trmIls before II
was fiIrisd forever; holy. lbecause the
p,en Who fought with Lee aud jack
son wrealhed !; ar"Hnd with glory
holy, because II was once tile banner
of the soItiier whose heaft snapped
from ilpe woes ~ his lenrle. and who
rodr into tile .presrnce u his Maker
with not one 6lot glap biz knlghiiy
sl,irII, holy, because II Doyed sIFadiI y
npou tile crested front ofthe heayiBg
biIloys ~ death al tile engiHand 9f
this soldier al Riebmppd aud Y, Sharps'
burg, holy. because Il l'sckoned on
culun.ns Of fiery C"nfedrrates at ChFil-
crlIursvilIs. Jirtated by the genius oi
this ppmmpmIeg. ~ that bis great
lieutenunt might die aud lars through
lle Wide uIwu portals of heaven BY ths
light of victory, hoiy. because piiirld
by him who say To fnssaenger right
there and then; "Teli" General Jack
son 10 make haste aud get we'll H'
Inns lost his left arm, but have iosl
my right arnl,' aud later, when y,
heard Of the seripus rbsrrSlsr of stone
wallis woynd. sent ssqln U say: TELL
him 1 wrestled las. bight for binq in
prayer ~ meyer lfa,e,l ! belieye,
Cor myself I couIa haye chosei, 70
the good Of The country TO have bsei
disabled IN his stead
"once more boIy. lscquse ybeneye
IN my Jlsaps 1 hsgr. thu nlrasurr'
\ trend or pbsElom cayqiry, aud Ancy
ses thcm 20 splid, 80 stu, sospec,ral
~ Ir columns " four, bunt y baQl
with Guild hapds ciasping rigid sai,re'
they noiselessly ride by, NJ taelr 'sa'
proudly stepping with srched neel
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Mamma. where do the COWS gel the
milk 2 asked Willie. looking uR irony
the flaming pan NJ milk which be had
been inieully regarding. .,Yhsfe do
You get your tears assfhe answer.
After q ihmghtsup silence lie again
bIoke out 'Mayna, do the esws have
10 hs spsnkeag IT,.
Mrs. Bopabazine. who engineers q
Galyesipa hasliery, can be very saFcas-
tic; Gne af her blar,Iers always comes
late and:eals like lie had a paWsF ri at::
torney TO eat Tor several of his friends.
Yesterday she said TO him. Young
man. you come nj one and eat foy,
twelve. Now, couldn't you arrange "a
to come ut twelve aud eat for one 9
A beautiful maid In Carlisle.
On the back Of her neck had . bisle,
When her Ioyer forgot,
Aud hugged her sqFs spot,
Her screams could be heard foss mlia.
4 kecn Yankee vas once travelling iq
Arkansas, and when Right overlook him
he sOpsh, shsltsr ., the hOase Of plan.
tsr A.
"What are gOqr p0liliesa' iHguiaed iAs
host.
The Yankee considered swhile. and
would prpbably havp giTen gaod deal to
have tuoER how the oil mas voted, but
being ispnrspt on this subject be deter
mined to doilike the Firgiaia Resdiue,ers
and shoot both ways at once; % ho re:
piled
an nemocratip Republican."
"wel Iook'sc here. | love turkey pret:
" vii, but d-n il | can sioma,h turkey
uzzard. oil IelloY, and you ri. out q
this qssll"
Astronecr icmperpnces rmon VII neys.
or be prca'hod than that which au unfvr-
tupate womsn Of Cape Girsrdcaa, No..
recently delivered before her husband il
in bar room. Setting . covered dish,
witch she brought with her, upon the ta-
bic, sho said: ''Prssuming, husband, that
yon are too busy to cone home 70 diassr,
| have broughtyou years, and departed.
With a fqFced laugh be Invited bis friend,
to due with blmi bpt, on removing d,
cover from the dish, founi ouly . slip Of
paper, on which was written, II hope
you will cdjap your meal; il b The sams
vOEr lspiIy have at bone"
A Nevada girls love letter: IDEAS
Robert, It's all Up. We ANT going 70
gei married. Ma srys you're too rough,
and sness she's right. I'm sory-but
can't you gy to Europe and gel fIs4
dowd2'' -
Ifsny one spoaks evilof you. let your
Iiis be sueh that no one will Lelicvo him.
Profanity never did any man The least
good. No man IL richer, happier or VI
-er for il. II recommends no one 10 scs
cicty; Il IL Disgusting 10 rr6uel people
aud abominable % the good. .
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1881-06-29

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