, 1881-04-11

Young ladies' who arc to be Queens OF The
N0y this saason ahould begin securing ther
buffalo oyercoats and gum'shoes now.
A Kansas Judge has decided that Ticket
:; to admit one" Is good for husband and wifs.
On this basis OF reasontng a ohlds ticket
would sallco for the average Sophomore class
In college.
Visitor: "IIow long has your master been
,uwayf" Irish footman: swell, sor, cv he'd
cum homo ylsterdny, ho'd blu gou weako
,tu.morrnr; hut CIV he Luzn't return tho day
Other sluro, holl n bin awuy fortnight nlxt
Thorsdayi"- a.
ladies' attending Yaasar College no two eau aRreo
as 10 what thoy would 10 in caso they saw bear.
We may be suro Of ono thlny, towoyer,-they
wouldn't permit themselves to b0 hugged nnes3
the bear brought goud rcferoncos.-Senataf
Datrss: q
a writer In t1ppleiona' Jo,.rnaI occupies
several pagos of that publication In an ctraTt to
prove that there IL no such thing Us womanf
intuition. Some night When this Rcntlon4a
caEncs holae about 10 s,'olaok and tries TO
snenk into bed without having Ills breath smell
he will discover tho falinuy Of bis .hoory
A llawapnper in Milwaukee Inst THURSDAY
contained u very Interesting account Of Queen
EstAor's journey to K!ng Ahasuorus. ny ness
week VIC presume our esti1pahle conteppofat5
will have sono facts solaslve to Job afx hIs Ok.
citluR experiences with hols. In the matter OIL
events that occurred two or three lhppsana
yaars ago Milwaukee papoFs arc bound not 10
Kct loft.
Anna Dickinson, wlo Is now about 81 yeats
old, hAs refused to play Claude Mel1lntto Ut fh1a'
| dalphln. wearing tights to suit tho chnractef
| Tho manager, 6tets0n Ii cunning bird. 3'o
thought, 1t he could enttap AnnM Into mule cos
tune, sho wuua draw immensely, the 9cnt'a!
| tenor OF her argument having boon In favor OF
wearing tho oseeehos. 1t seems that sho put %
ClatGse Melnoste's apparel. and bneainu kctIsIs'fa
about It, and objected TO tho different mattresses
who were 10 plny, On the ground thnt they "efe
all too tall to give her manly aiid lofty resT
vaney.
/ Nothing has happened among 4awyen
since . member ct that profession went 70 4,
Christ with tho loading question ~ !ndlcntlseo o.
thalr Vital p!cty, a. the &uot that ono of them,
named Hamilton Colo, at New York. pata tsVs
fnr single copy Of tho Di1la. 1t was prtn'edw
i old Gutenberg, the chum oe nr Faust, whon1 W
see on the sta4c every night bedeyltsd BY Nfla.
istophe'es, ind :do"p'y In love with AatFae,
rite. The lawyer bought the book In ordet ~
got tho original aoupol. and, It ho had mt 81
cured Il, there Nus a bookseller lyluF back "''
had already bid about $500.
The Princess pnlgnroukl was with nc.
| etAtHst LaF SE1NoosS p}4tcAVteAH w wv '4'
Of the assas!nauon OF the ltusalAn EuPef~.
6ho drove rapidly to the WlIt1r- Palaco ~ =,
sleigh. and remalped IN the Czar's chamber uhF'|
h!s cldsat soa entered the room. when slo !a1s
diasely Withdrew. Alexander ILL.,, it Ia sud, OL
had aa Interview With tho Princess, whose GU
dEeR will ha provided fur, while sho will % ~
lowed to rsm4la IN ,NVas!a. 1t u even alaF'oss s.
that ths EmpaEor generously Intends 10 -
npnupa ber marriage with hls late fatheIas ~.
isst spa suprsgae token Of veepops toF hls "s~
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