The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-11-17
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

Overshoes.
Thanksgiving.
Rubber coats.
Frosts are ripe.
Tax-paying is at hand.
A sleigh ride would be splendid.
The year of 1881 is on the home stretch.
Farm produce of all kinds are reaching
upwards.
This is the season when builders make
slow progress.
Perkins at the Opera House on the
21st inst. Is sT
"Know thyself."-socrates. "But
never introduce a friend"
Lace Tides from 8 cts. each up, at o.
E: G. s., nextto P. o.
Camden has a girl SO handsome that a
mosquito got mashed on her.
Women haven't many rights, but
they've got no end of privileges.
November came in like a lamb and
will probably go out with a lamm.
Henry Monosmith and wife have re-
turned to their home at Genesseo, Ill.
Don't enforce the hog law. The hogs
have no votes, but their owners have.
Anonymous communications are re-
ceived in our waste basket free OF charge.
A new supply OF Stove Boards-nicer
than the. first-iust receiIe ed by Unger&
McCabe.
The best rule for married happiness is
forman and wife to overlook each others
faults.
The rankest injustice to. the average
young man is to suspect him OF having
brains.
Enjoy the blessings of this day if God
sends them, and the evils bear patiently
and sweetly.
"Truth crushed to the EARTH often lies
there a long time before anyone goes to
her rescue.
The last definition of the legal phrase,
"moving for a new trial." is counting a
second wife.
Red, White and Gray Flannels from
12%c. up, at o. E. C. s., next to P. o.
About this season of the year the
weather is as unreliable as some sub
scribers to a country newspaper.
Athief charged with stealing a Bible
pleaded he had been led away with his
pious p~ropensities.
The march of time has again landed
us upon the confines of the sausage and
buckwheat cake season.
Chestnuts this fall are not plentiful,
nor of good quality. When you eat them
you are apt to get as much meat as meal.
The news came to us recently of a
child in this city being still born. At
later accounts it was still born
If you want to enjoy a rich treat of fun
and hEmor, don't forget PERKINS at the
city Han on the 21st. Sd
If you wish a we'll cooked Thanksgiv-
ing dinner, buy one of Unger & McCabe's
Cook Stoves. They are u~nequalled.
The skating rinkers are having a new
floor put down in their hall. 1t will be
run brilliantly this winter.
Remember that we want all back sub
scriptions settled up by January 1st,
1882. We give timely notice.
Many OF our country friends miss the
apple butter making this fall, owing to
the scarcity of apples.
Its said that matches are made in
Heaven, and we suppose the birthstone
is secured by running the blockade.
Nelson Frazer has taken charge of the
Barnet steam Touring mill, near Cam
den. @
Samuel H. Lockwood and daughter
left for their home in Denver city, last
Monday morning.
Best Domestic Ginghams SIC. per
yard, at o. E. G. s., next to P. o.
We had a slight touch of winter last
Tuesday morning. The thermometer
stood at 20 degrees above zero.
DIR. Carver, of the National Home nea,
Dayton, has been spending a few days
in Eaton with his son G. J. Carver, Esq,
Grand Ball, Thanksgiving Eve, Nov
23d, in the Eaton Opera House, by Fred
Bosch, Manager.
There viii be q reception at the Pres
byterian parsonage, Thanksgiving eve.
ming, 24th inst. All are invited. ; q
The latest thing in ladies' hose is call
ed "charity." Probably because they
are expected to cover a multitude o
shins.
An Indiana woman is the proud owner
of a washboard over n hundred year!
old. Washboards and bibles never weai
out in Indiana.
The HInyincible" Base Burner is per
lection pe~rsoniied. Sold only by Unger
& McCabe.
Don't run in debt, avoid it as a pesti
lence. Don't go beyond your means o
you will not have means after a while t
go anywhere.
Christmas this year comes on the 25tl
of December; it also comes On Sunday
1t only comes nee this year.. This in
formation is valuable.
The Grand Jury over in Jackson coun
ty found over 100 indictments! Bro. W
G. G. of the HERALD, what's the matte
over there? =