The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-04-20
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Purchase your queensWare and lamps of
Kleinschmidt & Bro.
A backward ~spring-Gnirps.
Dryer and Dutriuielle have the finest baths
to be found in Montana.
Friday is an unlucky day--tor fish.
Go to the Choteau House for fine accom-
n%odations and good board.
Kind words are bald-headed. They can
never die.
60 to Dryer & Duke for q clean shave
and a good shampoo.
Has great heeliag properties-the mule.
Inc Choteau house has been newly refitted
and IS now the sbossa hosiery of Northern Montana.
young lady at a ball called her beau an
Indian, because he was on her trail all the time.
klelnschmldt s. Bro, offer their entire
stock Of dry goods ana notions at cost.
Business in Russia is very much depressed
even Dynamite is a drug on the market.
Attention, sheep men. Kleinschmidt 8
Bro. have the reliable Msninckodt sheep dip for sale.
A hotel dinner-the fellow who sounds
the gong.
Five hundred dozen gloves and mittens,
positively at cost, at Kleinschmidt 8 Bros,
A correspondent asks what is the relation
Of a university to an ordinary college. It is a step
farther.
Ladies and gentlemen's underwear at bar
gains, at Kleinschmidt8 8 Bros.
Hot Koffee, in Ashantee, is what is Just
now troubling John Bull.
K~leinschmidt & Bro. is the only firm in the.
Territory who sell the celebrated Buford Plows. the.
best in the world.
Breakfast bacon, sweet and fresh at Muir
ply, Neel & Co.'S new building. corner of Front and
Benton streets.
He lectured on Shakespeare and they SHE'D
eggs at him. He thought there was something rot
ten in Henmark.
The medicated baths OF. Dryer 6 Dutriui-
ellie are Of great advantage to the. medical p~sofession
in almost every description Of disease.
klelnschmidt 6 Bro. are selling clothing
hats, caps, boots and shoes, away down, to close out
their present stock. Examine their goods and prices,
A woman has been arrested in New York
a%bducting q little boy. Next time she will know
enough to take a big one.
kleinschmidt & Bro. have al sizes Of the
Jackson wagons ready for the spring
trade.
We have just learned the reason why Judge
E1R1tw a made Secretary of the navy. He once fell
out of q boat.
0ne thousand pounds of fresh garden seeds
from the well known firm Of d NJ. Ferry & Co.
Michigan, just received and for sale at kleinsch.
midts.
A llveryman thinks the great want Of the
day isyoung naen with three arms. He vaguely says
it would lessen the number of sleighing accidents.
A few arrels of Jas. Nj. ODonnelTs Blue
Ribbon o. K. whisky Nhe only genuine) at Murphy
Neel& Co.'s rev store, corner OF Front and Benton
streets.
An exchange says the Egyptian obelisk can
.nottstand our climate. 1t will haye-to. It is asking a
little too much of the people to change their climate
to. suit the obelisk.
John Endre's celebrated grape creek sour
mash whisky for sale at Murphy, Neel & Co.'s.
Special inducements offered to parties buying at
There has been so much snow in this vi
a~initythis year that the widower VITO has seven wives
in. the cemetery has to work overtime to keep their
graves green.
Remember that Murphy, Neei g Co., are
the only agents for the genuine yas. NJ. oDonald,-
Blue Ribbon @. K. whisky, and that you can buy it of
them cheaper than of any house in Montana.
According to the Boston Globe Vennor ap--
plies a red-lot poker to the nose OF. his cal and thea,
predicts that the s'spring will be backward" When.
little Vennor puts a tack on his cflsir it will be early
1t would be we'll for ranchmen and freight
ers who contemplate buying wagons this spring TO-
call at T. G. Power & Bro, and examine their .na--
nense stock Of which they have the largest in Nom
tana.
Remenyi performs on a SP5, 900 violin. No
wonder the young man next daor plays SO abomina-
His fiddle cost but $3.50.
''E. FL. Taylor, Jr. g Co.'S" and SHua2e"
G sour mash whiskiess the finest and parest
goods made in the United States, at Murphy. Neel
& Co.'s elegant new store, conner OF Front and Behton
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