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1T MAKES NO
DRUNKARDS,
Breaks No Hearts, Excuses
No Crimes.

DR.. David Kennedy's FAY0RITE REMEDY is not a
disguised enemy OF the human race where 1t cannot
help it does not harm. FAV0RIrE REMEDY is a
combination of vegetable alternatives. does heat
or infame the blood but eoos and purfes it. In all
eases OF Kidney troubles Liver complaints, Consipa-
ton OF the Bowels and the delicate arrangements which
afiet women, the action of FAyoRITE REMEDY is
beyond praise Thousands Of grateful people volun-
tary testify to this in letters to Dr. Kennedy; and
with warmth and fullness of words which busi,
ness documents and certificates possess. It
makes no drunkards, excuses crimes breaks no
hearts In ITS coming there is hope, and in its wings
there is healing. DR.. Kenne would have il under.
his medicine, Favorite Remedg he SIM continues tbe
practice Of his profession. He
surgery
DIR. Kennedys "Fayoritc Remedy" for sale by all
druggists sl.oo bottle, address Dr. David Kennedy
Rondout N. Y. oet5,-4w.
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My story is about a potato field in "Old
Virginia. 1t had around it "a stake aud
in sunshine, dew, and rain. They were now
as big as hens eggs
The owner Of the field saw that there was
something wrong with his potato patch. The
vines were torn up, and the potatoes were
gone. But who was tho thefp By watch
ing, maybe, the robber might be found out
The farmer hid himself among some
bushes. But lie saw nothing except one of
his own little pigs Piggy was coming slow
ly along the big read He was roofing all
the way, aud gruntng at every step. Did
the pig know whore he was going?
One corner of the rail fence rested on
large hollow log. That log was just like the
elbow of stove-pipe. One of its ends was
outside and one was inside the potato field.
The sly pig went straight to that log !
With grunt, he crawled in at one end OF it,
and, with another grunt, lie crawed out at
the other end into the field. There he began,
at once, to root up the nice potatoes, and to
eat them.
The farmer jumped over the fence. In a
trice the bars were put down. There was a
loud call -" Here, Rover, Rover, seek him |!
Seek him, sir ~ And the dog chased the
thieving rascal squealing from the field.
The farmer said to himself -"I'll fix
things all right Then he turned the log so
that the elbow was in the field, and both ends
we're on the outside.
Then the farmer hid and watched again.
Mr.. Pig came along a second time. He
thought everything was right. He crawled
through 1t. But he was still on the outside
of the fence
The pig grunted. lie lifted up his head -
lie looked around in great surprise. He
wondered what was wrong. Then he grunted
louder, and tried once more. Again he fail
ed. And he failed as often as he grunted and
tried.
The merry farmer laughed loudly at the
wicked and astonisbed pig
Thieves are sometimes caught in their slyesi
tricks - UNCLE LEE" IN Our Little 0net
for November.
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How 1T PAYS TO TAKE A NEWSPAPER. -
Some papers are not of much account as to
appearance, but never took one that did not
pay me- in some way, more than paid for it..
Que time an old friend started little paper
away down in Southwestern Georgia and sent
il to me, and | subscribed just to encourage
him, and after while It published notice
that an administrator had an order to sell sew
eral lots at public cutlery, and one Of the lots
was in my county SO inquired about the
lot, and wrote to my friend to attend the
sale and run 1t up to fifty dollars. He did SO,
and bid me off the lot for thirty dollars and
sold it, in a month, to a man it Joined for a
hundred, and so made sixty-eiGht dollars
clear by taking that paper. My father told
me that when he was young man he saw a
notice in paper that school teacher was
wanted away off in distant county, and he
went there and got the situation, and q little
girl was sent to him, and after while she
grew up mighty sweet and pretty, and he fell
in love with her and married her--now, if be
hadn't taken that paper, what do you reckon
would have become of mes Wouldn't have
beef some other fellow, OF may be not at all.
- Printers Circular.
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AUsIo IN THE PUBLIo SCHOOLS

In these enlightened days, when public ed.
ucators are disposed to entertain broad and
comprehensive ideas, instead Of the narrow
and contracted views which formerly held
sway in teaching the young, the Importance
of stein the public schools is pretty gen
orally recognized. Yet there are some people
who shut their ears and eyes to it's ennobling
influences and to its practical benefits, con
sdering it a luxury which may be dispensed
With, aud the money used in connection with
musical instruction IN the schools as wasteful
extravaganza. Happily, such ideas are fast
dying out, and any town or city where they
still prevail may be set down at once as be-
hind the age in which we 1.-Two. All such peo-
pie should know how that eminent educator.
Horace Mann, who did SO much to improve
One of the most deliobtfnl attrihntes or
characteristics of musie.n saws he. els its
harmouizine. paoifioatin0 tendency IT NAV
be employed as grand mediator or peaee.
maker between men. Harmonv of sopnd nro.
duoes harmony of fealino Comnet,to,,s il
business rivals almost sanouinarv in nol,,ics.
champions of hostile oreeds . leaders If con.
flietino schools IN art mr. nb;,osonhv in t,ne
a collection and fn,l assortment of cnn,rar;at;es
and antaoonisms and vet tho wboIe com
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LAAiBEKTYILLE. NJ. WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER %, 1851

the people we knew in early life which are
indelibe. The white haired and bald-headed
aged man, who sat In the large, square eucos-
ure at the foot of the pulpit, aud the two
deacons who occupied the narrow slip in
front, always represented to my MIND the
patriarehs of the Old Testament, and the
thought of their being subject to any human
frailty would have seemed preposterous. Ike
retired sea captains were a class Of themselves
hardy weather.beaten men, who had seen
much service, aud had many strange things to
tell. Several Of them were supposed by the
boys to have killed an indefinite number of
pirates, and all of them to have been ship
drivers, alas the race is extinct now-they
were choice men aud had many favors at thcir
command-patterns of dignity and reserve as
became them, tor in those day. their office
WREN they We're willing to talk to the young
folks, and gave us a turn on the coach box,
what treat it was
The schoolmaster of the past has also ceas-
ed to be, and very mingled are the emotions
is that he was man to be respected and
feared. presume that the ideal lawyers and
doctors and ministers, that we fashioned out
of the living realities, who went in and out
before us in our childhood, never existed be-
cause, as we conceived them, they were not
altogether human. They could not have been
as infallibe as we thought, or quite as grave
and dignfied at all times, and they probably
had their little weaknesses, like ether people,
though we did not suspect it.
Charlotte Bronte and her wonderful sisters
are striking examples of this Celia Thaxter
reflects in her writings the wildness and
grandeur of her island life; Walter Scott drew
his inspiration from the lakes and highlands
of native soil Whittier sings of the beautiful
scenery in which he has always baihed his
soul; and Longfellow's Tyre is touched and
tempered by his early experiences OH the rock
bound coast OF Maine.
Everything has changed, or seems to have
changed, and | have ofteh wondered what
sort of associations the boys and girls of this
generation will carry over with them into
their maturity. They see so much and hear
so much and are taught so many things the
white surface oftheir minds, has to take so
many impressions, and these are laid on so
rapidly as to make it hard for us to under
stand how hny one impression can be lasting
Bishop Clark, of Rhode Island III Neao York
Ledger.
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VAN DYKES SULPHUR SOAP

Is superior to all other soaps 1t is combined with Sell
phur lis pure unadulterated state which enters the
pores OF the skin being absorbed into the blood through
the minute eapiares and thus acts upon the skin,
whether II be healthy or in diseased condition. bof
locally and constitutionaly thereby eliminating all
Impurities from the blood and exciting the skin
healthy action 1t PRODUCES fneness, purity and
freshness the complexion which is uneqaaled, and
bathroom Is complete without it, II makes he skin
soft clear pure white and healthy is cleansing. de-
odorizing. disnfoctng, soothing, healing and purify
ing dandrun, chatting ulcers, sores, ernpons
roughness and redness OF the skin relieves itching
burning and singing Of the skin and irritation OF
biting and singing insects will relieve Itching Piles
when nothing else will have any effect Ask for VAN
Imitation. Sold by druggists Aschenbaeh Miller
Proprieors No. 80 Callowhill street. Philadelphia, Pa
Dec. 90, fse0-1y
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FLOWER OF THE Holy SPIRIT There is
AT nrosant--i.A- tt~ ~rt------s-r-
Gate Park an attraction of unusual interest.
The Peristegio Etaia, or Holy Ghost flower,
which recently commenced to bud, has within
a few days blossomed In the centre of the
blossom of this extraordinary plant Is. in
miniature, the figure of dove the color
being a snowy whteness, excepting the wings,
which are tinged with brown, in the attitude
of drinking from little white font. The
larger petals of the flower bend about the re-
markable figure like an oval frame around
some piece of delicate wax-work. The plant
now in the east wing of the conservatory is a
remarkably large specimen, the stalk on
which are the blossoms being 81 feet tall, and
having Is well defined buds-another stalk,
growing from the same bulb, being 5 feet
tall, and having IL buds This remarkable
plant will continue to put forth blossoms for
from six weeks to two months, when the
parent bulb will die, leaving two small bulbs
that WILL if properly cared for, put forth
stalks and bloom on nearly the same day in
August next year as the parent bossomed on
this. The bulbs of this extraordinary plant
first came to this city from the Isthmus of
Panama, where 1t is very common, the resi-
dents calling Is 'El Espiiitu Santo," the
Holy Spirit. It's growth depends greatly on
the soil in which it is planted and the tenn
perature of the atmosphere, a waru moist
temperature being necessary to cause it to
boom.-San Tf0acisc0 CaU
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POETRY.
VICTORIA.

Q Queen May more than queen--o woman grand
The brightest jewels in thy diadem
Grow dim before thy tears. Recrowned by them
me woman ranks the queen, aud doth command
stricken Nations love. The Motherland
seems nearer now, since Ger the oceans swell
was horne the sound OF sad toiling bell
And thou and thine mourners with us did stand
God save the Queen The queen and Woman tool
erSrt length Of days, happy, peaceful reign,
10 cue VINO joined with us in sorrow true
Ana Bowed her crowned head above our stain
neneetorth upon her shield this legend stands:
rs better, far, to conquer hearts than lands
Rutherford, NJ Oct. 49, 1881. ''''i''''
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A rrn1n D All other liniments have failed
AI II ~ TRY DIR, WARES
ELECTRIC RELIEF!

By taking internally it will cure cholera, cholera
morbus, diarrhea dysertery. camp, collie. asthma,
phthise, Influenza, spasms, sick headache morning
sickness heartburn, sour stomach pain in the back
and snnstroke Applied externally 1t will relieve you
of rheumatism. neuralgia, sore throat, iumbago, ear
ache toohache inhamed breasts, mumps govt peurisy
pneumonia frost bites bruises, sprans, burns scads
wounds contracted tendons, eucorrhea swollen joints
stines and bites of Insects Sold by druggists and store
keepers generally Wholesale depot, N. W. corner ID
and Callowhill SITS, Philadeiphia, Pa
June 23.-iy
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"What would You do If you were me and
were you p" tenderly inquired a young swell
of his lady friend as he escorted her home
from church "Well," said she, ''if | were
you, would throw away that vile cigarette,
cut up my cane for flrewood, wear my watch
chain underneath my coat, and stay at home
nights and pray for brains"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-11-23

Among the languages of civilized nations
English is the most widely spread. 1t is the
mother tongue of about 100000 German
of between so, 600, 600 and 60, 0O0, 600 French
of between 40, 900, 900 and so 600, 900 Spanish
of 10000, 600; Italian of 28,o0O,000, aud
Russian of between 100000 and 6O,oOO,-
900.
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a polite man, rushing along the street this
other night, struck man going in the oppd-
site direction but stopped long enodgh I'd
say ''My dear sir, if ran into you, beg
your pardon II You ran into me, don's
mention it." And lie tore away At teaoublsa
speed:
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hr.aIs ISAu UG4
AND CATTLE LlNIIiEr

is for all ordinary diseases of Horses Cattle,
Sheep and Swine. 1t and prevents CHICKEN
CHOLERA. Your COW is certain to yield 20 CENT.
MORE BETTER MILK AND BUTTER. Stock Fdttens
on One Fourth less Feedi
Being in possession of 4 large number of excellent
testimonials, subjoin few
have been using your Cattle Powder for horses,
cows, chickens and pigs, and find IL FIRST GLASS
thing.-George Bond, Germantown Pa.
Please send me half gross of Cettle Powder. have
used two packs on my and chickens. The COW
gave nearly twice the quantity of milk that She did be-
dying, but cured Immediately after had
used the powder Yours truly, Jonas Pasour Dallas,
NC.
/ have used aud compared your Cattle Powder with
all Others and Il Is the best oT horses cattle
s5sep haEs &et.I haye tEied II eaase=56nathan
Weaver, Berryburg, Pa.
Last summer you sent me package of your powder
which gave TO my poultry and have not had one
droopy turkey chicken since-Mrs VIM. Knapp
Orange, N. "
Send me pack or two of your Cattle Powder, The
pack got from you last winter cured the choke
cholera. gave some Of IL TO a neghbor END 1t Z
his chickens.-John Williams Spruce Vale Ohio
Address for pamphlet full of useful information
for the farmer, horseman dairyman.
f. A. MILLER,
3si Arch ST., PHILA., Pa.
June %, isso.-ly.
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ROSE OF CASHMERE HAIR TONIC

Is the Best Hair Restorative and Hair Dressing known
1t preserves sofens and beauties the hair and gives
II rich ustre.
II is richly perlumed and renders the use of pomades
hair oils, &e., unnecessary.
1t sexcellent for an irritating or infamed scalp
II never turns rancid.
II Is made from the of the Valley of Cashme;
at.d being entirely free from Lead sulphur. and
poisonous and irritating substances, it is highly misc
by thousands who have used it,
1t has worldwide reputation because II does Its
work effeetually.
To give the public opportunity ofthorously tes Ing
its xcellent qualities we have put into the nl9 ket
large bottle for 80 cents. Your Druggist sells it.
Manufactured at N. w. cor. Sd and Callowhill SITS,
Phila., Pa.
Dec. IS, 1880.
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Or. JONES' TARAXAcUM TONIC

or Dyspepsia Medicine, a Vegetable Compound whose
" virtues have stood test of forty years is infalibe
in the Of Dyspepsia, General Debility, Chronic
Weakness Of Lungs, Spleen, Kidnsvs, Short Brett,
Heartburn, ST. vtus Dance Pain In the stomach = *
and Chest. Particularly adapted TO all Female Dse
SEES no what the age of the patient may be.
Price rs cents. Sold by druggists.
ASA JONES, Prop'r, $40 N. 30 ST., Phla., Pa
June 23-1y.
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A river is always down in its mouth.--Bur-
iington Hawkeye. And it shouldn't be. con-
sdering that it generally controls all the
banks along its course.
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FAMILY CHOCOLATE,

au article superior in quality and owe in price than
any in the market prominent and experienced
New York physician gives IL as his opinion that choco
late preferable coffee because ii adds strength
to the body life the exhausted brain, quets the
nervous system hamonizes the workings of the digest
i've organs, ana gives purity TO the blood.
For superfne CONNECTION, ask your confectioner for
our Sweet Spiced Vanilla Chocolate. Aschenbach
Miller Sd and Callowhi SITS, Phila., Pa. Sept %.
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Connection Is made at Manunka Chunk with Delaware
Lackawanna Il Western Railroad. AT Lehigh Junction
with Lehigh Valley, Lehigh x Susquehanna, Morris
Essex and New Jersey Central Railroads AT Lambert
vile with Pennington Railroad. At Trenton With
trains to and from New York, Camden, &c,
For further information time tables, which can be
obtained at the ticket Offices.
FRANK THOMSON, J. r. WOOD,
General Manager Gen. Pass. Agent.
F. w. JACKSON, Cen'l Sup't, u r, r. of n. j. Div.
J. A. ANDERSON. Supt. Belvidere Div
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4 round trip-ticket-a ball-check.;
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A PIG CAUGHT IN a SLY TRICK.

My story is about potato field in "Olt
Virginia. 1t had around it "a stake ans
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-18
SheriR's Sale.

DY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION ISSUED
ID out Of the 9Th Judicial District Court, in and
for the County Of Lander, State OF Nevada and To
me directed and delivered, for Judgment rem
dered In said Court, on the thirtieth day Of
November, A. D. 1880. in favor of Abe Colem an.
plaintiff, and against Il. Lewis and I, J. Reiyas'
defendants, for the sum of twenty-four thousand
three hundred and twenty.eight S0-lO0 (S2l. .32S-
80-lOOl dollars, debt, together with tax costs.
and all accruing costs and interest, have levied
on the following property, to wit:
That certain lot, piece or parcel Of land stu.
ated on Main street, Phoebe, Lincoln county.
Nevada, known as lots No. and Z, in block No
10, according to the ofhcial surveys Of Pioche.
together with all the Improvements thereon,
Notice is hereby given that on.
Saturday, the 22d day OF January.
A. D. 1881. ct the hour Of - O'Clock M. of that
day, will sell all the right, title and interest
Of said h. Lewis b /. ]. Reivss in and to the
above described property, at the Court House
door In Phoebe, lincoln County, State Of Nc.
vads, at public auction, for cash in hand. to
the highest and best bidder, to satisfy said
execution and all costs.
Pioche. New. Dec. 81. 1880.
W. L. MCKEE, Sheriff,
GEO. T. GohMAN. Deputy Sheriff. ja1.ti
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TURKISH WIVES.

First among the Turkish social topics
is that of the harem. The Koran allows
Mussulman to have four wives; and
many persons have consequently imagined
that polygamy is rule in Turkey,
whereas it is the exception. A Mussul.
man may only have as many wives as he
can keep in comfort; and it is only the
very rich who can afford four. The mid
dle-class Turks have only one wife apiece;
the men Of the lowest class are often
obliged to remain single from not having
the means to support a consort in the
style which the Moslem law enjoins.
Nothing can be more un-Turkish than
the Mormon idea of accumulating num-
ber OF women to live under one roof,
quarreling in the kitchen and parlor, and
acting as household drudges for their
husband. The Turkish wife is not q
slave; the chief fault to find with her is
that she has too lofty sense of her own
dignity. An advocate of female rights
would have some difficulty in persuading
her that her lot was pitiable; she has
never envied the emancipation of Chris
tian women, whose free wavs shock her;
while she has noticed that they get much
less respect from the men of their faith
than that which is invariably vouchsafed
to herself. She wells her face with no
more regret than Western lady unveils
her shoulders. Turkish women are not
shut up. They go out when they please,
attended by their odaliks if rich, or
holding their children by the hand, and
their magpie voices fill the bazzars, for
they are noisy takers. Whenever they
pass, men Of all creeds stand aside defer
entially. If a husband meets wife in
the street he makes no sign of recognition;
if he sees her halting before draper's
stall and gazing significantly at silk
dearer than he can afford, he must pos
sess his soul in resignation, muttering
Mashallah. This respect for women
prevails also in the home circle, and it
comes naturally to the Mussulman, who
has been taught from his boyhood to be-
have courteously to the softer sex. The
Western conjugal expression about ''wear-
ing the breaches" has its Turkish coun.
terpart in the phrase "to live under the
slipper" and it is often feared that not a
few Turks know the taste of this imple.
ment of uxorial persuasion. A hamal
(street porter) once came before a Cadi
to complain that his wife trounced him
too frequently. "See what mine does,"
answered the magistrate, opening his
gown and showing some weals on his
neck and shoulders. SEQ thy way, my
son and thank Allah thou art luckier
than
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Notice to Lienho|ders.

NOTICE rs HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
~ undersigned has commenced an action In
the District COURT of the Sixth Judicial District
of the State of Nevada, In and for the County OF
Lincoln. In which acton the undersigned is
plaintiff and the Hillside Mill and Mining Com
pany, J. N. Curtis. Joseph Eisenmsnn, 8. Bri.
sacher, A. Adelman, P.J Mcintyre and A. K.
Grim are defendants, and which action 10
brought to enforce 4 lien against the defendants
upon the following described premises, situated
In Highland Mining District. Lincoln County,
Nevsds, to wit: The property known % the
Mendhs Mine and Mining Claim, situated in
said Highland Mining District, Lincoln County.
Nevada. about two miles in northwesterly di.
rection from schustrich's brewery; the said
ground in length, along the course of the vein,
the center OF said vein or lode for working pur-
poses. Said lien Is for the sum Of two hundred
and eighty.on $500 dollars In gold coin Of the
United States, and is claimed under and by vir-
tue Of an Act of the Legislature Of the State Of
Nevada, entitled "An Act to secure liens to me.
chanics and others, and to repeal all other Acts
In relation thereto" approved March I'd, 1876
Now, therefore. all persons having, holding OF
claiming liens upon said property under the
provisions OF said Act are hereby notified to
be and appear before said Court on LIST day OF
August, A. D. 1881, the same being day Of the
regular August Term, 1881, at 10 O'Clock A. NJ
of that day, and then aud there exhibit their
liens and the proof thereof.
Friday, April 20, 1881.
TIM. MEEHAN,
A. D. O'DouaHERTY, Attorney for Plaintiff.
Rp3Otd