New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1881-03-20
rHE WAYS OF WASH 10.
Ron. Lipptncolk

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n tie street. and rst 30 wonders for an hour what
h as heen used for and then he speeulates for sixty
MINUTES CONCERNING seuie posnbIe use 70 which he
may turn It. You step INTO the post OniQo 70 mail
letters he fellows you, wondering Whist you are
s sSSPs Rr ssa yO e amazed g
tbs process you slide the letter into the box be
catches last giupse Of the ytgnette % TIE stamp
and he goes ont and sits down on the extreme edgs
Of the sidewalk and Btaree 81 nothing. while ne
wonders Il that man was Contueun.
left HE hcne the Chiranlan q eswky and ungtece-
ful In the extfaTne huk never was theco book.
agent enc Of thss class q men who travel 90 much
familiarity 10 more thea audaccus ct tines 30 Is In
solept Hh0uld ron STOP in the street 10 exchange
You you rnest, John IOafs along. Sis sIcvsGiy Clip
pers 9apping at bis heels, and suddenly your coat
becomes master Of mighty import 20 him. y. Y
stares, studying ID as II he were tailor and an
artist Then, eSming nearer to examine the fabric.
be does not hesitate e ss sns f1DEc U ess haSs
great oIantity-in order to determine tie nature q
Its texture, Now. saeh hanRers-on are not peaeanf
boast, the Chinaman IS very good cook. but ksa
not handsome enough - play the valet or hoffman,
TO hold up enes skirts in the street.
our camp and inquired. sWho bossee hereT e
being that no had vegetables to self be was
referred tS , the tent g the Eertlsmso az =
ooCupant sleppsd him. ecnviyislly o. &c
shoulder, and said, HOQ Doesee neSs
Bully shsks handP And having paid big T rS
Their communication 10 make bot began an lnspeH
ton Of our oeKnpfarnture. which task piomlsea 70
occupy sS mn sSe Tszs q sHs gay s
him the song beginningand. II Il ~ b hoped, enn-
inc also-With the following liues
Pretty iittle chlpavomap COOK litsls ehow-ehaN.
TaSs I lssse pusn ss.s sl ssd iss
Cook EN- IN ) hide kettle WIN . iissa noisa.
What do goa think Of that, Johnlp
rsbuks With which tho hesthen crushed our min
These men arc certainly Of the lowest and most
ignorant grade ct home, and yet thsrg are few Aun-
dry-yorkers OF other pationalities-lri German.
coloredwhO can handle the pen - easily - thay
WELD the brush Take your weeks linen 10 one Of
tSsss h Sss ana i@SSsdnt5 enc re e s 1s
meistensd surface Of Gaia of ink, and with many
dash and artistic stroke every enc OF Whose eurYe
e Line Of beauty, PC makes ont . memo1andam. 81
Lists. looking so Ike tho labels on cur packaaea@
recrackers, are greatly In demands and are celre!
away as sogysnsrs q travel ~ ghinetown. Aoeens
ons students on summer yacation consien them g
their old protessors calling them loet mannscrp g
greet wolfe ana 0nse sn M s.s
heart
IL was in this war. BE waa practical joker. en3
session. he Thought ha would have come fun, He q
sprinklod the delicate pnpag withaweet 1seenc eR
addressed it % his hearts 0Wl, VITA it AZ ~
was Chimes madFigal written 81 hia jnstie
expressly for her By one of the aeeafost OF OhN4
poets, and further. that Il was 10 BE- Eea4 q ss
music from tho gentle tofptQm. With On QccArf
passionate Ontburst frcm the eeDe. TIA laay
youred with anxiety TO learn the sWoet Not -
this mystical message, Forwarded q 70 3 tIen..e
who returned answer. cQueho0 In IA fne s0.4 W.
| cisica Of business thaS TIA WHITING ee1l,nee n
this gentleman, the ptseli4Ak lekeFss Re1 eslsls
/ with Mr.. Wash Lo, WaaheEleHn, epq eesk ~
1 10 ha duly elAansed. irona6 eno H4e,k 1os nv,
on such day. Il Is said that tee laele 4tgly y e
! practical Joker Wea read Wlthfqt lNe Va q y =
tranaletpg. and The MA 70 Nhlen ne 49, !. ~
dIEee Over laft lovo fhIH 6sss ssses ". -
2 .,. Vel e g. 1879 3 e. eR1s