The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-06-10
Mine OWNS


vich of der two do you lofe bestf
Dis vas said more as a dozen times of ms,
Ven my daritng 90. nit mite gown SO vhste,
Vas lneelins By Gretchen und me.
Which one would you said might been dookeI
Ven der cold fingered Death he would say,
Gil me der one yot you lofe best
Dots der one l would dock me away"
So ] Cook 'em togeader on mine lap.
Und Kissed 'em und shgweezed 'em so tight
und wondered Offer he vas now ask me
Nnsh one ! eonld gif him Tonight.
teedic Gretchen vas handsome und shweed,
Ali q iscari dot vas siuckful nit lofe;
IL sione her eyes out all der While,
Like der shiars on der Heaeus abofc.
I.ccdie Carl vas a shmali chiid yoost now
Der fcry picture of C ret chin, nine frow;
lie VI sheadie ind kind. und SO lonng.
As his arms make mine neck round yoosi now
Und here on mine lap dhcy are seldin.
Repeaden dot Ieedie efening bray yer
Dot dhere mutter vas taught 'cni to said,
To make 'ein goot und hate Heafenly care.
But how l lofe ME dot OWNS vat i got:
Mine fadder yoost shpare me dot test.
vich one of 'lose darlings vas dearer-
vich one | lofes me der best.
No lady with any refinement will use
her husbands meerschaum pipe Il drive
nails in the wall.
Solomon had seven hundred wives
That's the way the wisest man of his
time Utah-lized women.
Curiosity Shop-.4Oh. what a lovely
vase. It's antique, is it notP' mo.
ma'am, it's modern" What a pity.
it was S o pretty"
Princess Louise has written a piano.
forte solo. 1.-The Doctors Galop." HIN,
let's see. There never has been q doc
tors galop in that family. we believe.
A newspaper, gushing over a recent
painting. says: 'In front stands a rus
tic maiden, wrapped in her own
thoughts" The scene is laid in lati-
tude l degree south.
She had sued for breach of promise.
and the verdict of the jury was against
her. want to poll the juryp" she was
asked "Yes, l do. Jes' gimme tho
pole for two minutes
Etiquette writes to us to inquire
If. in our opinion, it would be proper
for him to support a young lady if she
was taken with q faint-even if he
hadn't been introduced. Proper. young
man, certainly-prop her by all means.
1t is proposed to connect the royal
residence Of Great Britain with the min
isterial quarters. Her most gracious
majesty, with a receiver at her ear and
q scowl on her face, as she shouts
Hello! hellor' is q picture for a pain
ter.
Mile. K poses as q young lady.
though fully fifty years old. The other
LAY they were telling in her presence q
story Of the last century. II don't be-
iieve it," cries Miss X. Then l dony
it." says the speaker; 'mademoiselle
was there"
A shy Philadelphia girl, having .
lover she was afraid wouldn't stick.
covered her lips with glue and invited
aim to kiss her. Owing to the fact
hat she had previously posted her faith
fr when to pounce into the parlor, the
olan worked admirably.
my wife won't even hear Of my go
ng to the theatre with another lady"
,aid Gallagher. Ragbag didn't seem
% construe Gallaghers remarks Alright.
for he said: won't ehe Don't You
Sc too sure of it. / thought my wife
wouldn't but she did, and I had a fear
.ul time about it."
"What a tiresome thing that Mrs.
smith isrn exclaimed Mrs. Brown. II
sailed there to-day, and she ran on so.
ceiling about her new carpet, and her
low house girl. and her baby's two
Goth. and q new bonnet. that I didn't
ret . chance to say q word about my
aew sack, or wi parlor furniture. or
sreddy's coming down with the measles.
" Sarah James dyspepsia, or Uncle
Charles rheumatism, or how Bridget
,urnt that batch of biscuit. Oh, she's
luch . tiresome thing"