The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1881-01-14
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"The Church Is the first toll-gate to heav-
en-"
Electric beiles-Female telegraph opera
tors.
Colored underskirs are preferred this
winter.
Two or three little curls are wern at the
back Of the head with high coiffures.
Weddings among the elite take place
more frequently at noon than at night
Mrs. Lacy, widow of Savannah, Ca, who
is over 30 years of age, is cutting another set
| of teeth.
A Georgia man named his mule Lolita, and
next day 1t kicked q wagon In seventeen diff
feaent directions at once.
A Cincinnati man says that Mamie Ander-
sons cherry-red lips are the prettiest In
America. Bah! We'll put our lips against
hers any day.
The wife Of Senator Logan Ia a valuable
assistant to her husband, doing most of his
correspondence and looking up authorities
and references for use In his speeches.
Jonh's wife and John were tete-a-tete,
She was witty, industrious he;
Says John: "Pve earned the bread we ate :"
And j" !" says she, "haye urn'd the tea"
Shirred sleeves are coming into great favor;
the shirring Is not, however, allowed to come
lower than the elbow. even In full sleeyed
dresses. Mems shirred sleeves are Of the
usual length.
Mistress (horrifed)-" Good gracious,
Bridget, have you been using one of my
stockings to strain the coffee through ?''
Bridget (apologetically)-"Yis, mum; but
sure didn't take clane one."
Know all men by these presents" read an
old bachelor lawyer. "Why don't they put
in women, too ?" asked his lady client. "Be-
cause" said the old bachelor, "if one wo-
man knows 1t, all women know It,"
A meddlesome old woman was sneering at
young mothers awkwardness with her in
FAINT and said: ~ declare, woman never
ought to have baby unless she knows how
to hold it." "Nor tongue, either" was the
quiet rejoinder.
AT recent marriage in Hudson, N. Y,
the bride was young damsel who had been
great firt. When the clergyman asked the
usual question: "Who gives this woman
sway" A young fellow present exclaimed:
al can, but / won't" --.s3
At Murray Hill, New York, a girl has had
enc of her shapely feet modelled In marble,
and has presented 1t as a birthday present to
her afiianced husband for paper-weight. A
St. Louis girl did the same thing, but the
unesthetic creature to whom she Is to be
united hearlessly utilized the gift as a foun-
dationfor his new residence. Il. ....-
Speaking of actresses, says Peck's Sun, two
years ago Clara Morris had trouble In getting
$25 per week, and now she commands $4,000
per week. This is the reward of merit, and
not because she Is the mother of children
that are not wise. Clara Is splendid actress,
deserves all she gets, and she does not get
proud and order dresses from Paris"
1t was George Eliot who wrote:
Join the choir invisible
OF those immortal dead who live again
In minds made better by their presence; live
In pulses stirred to generosity
In deeds of daring rectitude, in scorn
For miserable aims that end with self
In thoughts sublime that pierc-the night like
stars, 4 + tFI.-..'
And with their mild persistence urge mems
search =
To vaster issues.
Not long since, in one Of our neighboring
villages, young lady, who had been engag-
ed to fine young man for some time, met
richer person and soon put off the old love
for the new. She wrote to the old lover re-
questing him to return her photograph. Here
was chance for revenge, which he took by
sending her the following note: az would
gladly comply with You request, but II did
so 1t would spoil my euchre deck. / have
collection OF photographs which use for
playing cards, and do not wish to break IL
by giving away the deuce of diamonds"
t DIR. MARY WALKER, "..
The excruciating talker,
At last has donned perfect coat of male.
With the patent bouquet holders,
Padded breast and padded shoulders
And the latest stylish fashionable tail.
But look OF desperation
Comes with fiery indignation
O'er her features, and her teeth together
gnash;
When the terrible reflection
Dawns upon her recollection
That she cannot raise the sign ofa moustache.
A country parson has recently described
woman in the following words The woman
may have her complexion darkened by the
sun, tanned by the winds, or rendered as fair
as the lily by being confined to the house.
She may be plain and unshapely as TO her
prominent features, and yet be .lovely as a
dream" 1t matters not, she always carries
with her the power Of goodness; and the light
which shines through her features and beams
from her eye, showing the gentleness of her
disposition, the fidelity OF her affection and
the purity Of her heart, casts about her ra-
dent halo that brightens " even unto perfect
day." to whom she looks with unwavering
faith and trust. Her daily life Ia an illstra-
tion Of all that isgentle and lovely In human
nature. ztE #& "a .g@t
-a Velocity oftho Wind.
Owing to the interruption In the continui-