, 1881-07-03

4 Cincinnati girl spent NIL her leisure time for
three years In learning to Dox, and when sho
got married anu wanted to fight her husband
she went ut him and pulled hair and scratched
the sa1ue us Gny other woman would. You can t
mike over hu;nnyl nature.
\ Miss Ewing hts been giving cooking lessons
III Chicago. She said sn:ne wise things to gentle
1nen- ''Hcavy bread in her opinion Is II fire.
qucut cause Of divorce. .'bnd cooking leads TO
everything bad.' And further, wife Of Il
devuleu husband is always gUud ct'Ok. IIl-
temperance; profanity, disgust of home life' all
Arc born OF bad cooking
Our readers Intention Is especially called to
the elegant "Ceutral Cali" " G,and 65 State street,
{C.n,r.tl Muse HILL KuLing,, it being complete
III :ll its many appointments This cntc il
opened from 10 ll30 p. H.. Sundays cx-
copied, and offers ladies' and gentlemen special
attractions. not only during the tfny, but in the
serving Ut lint $upper= ices, cIeAuis 2lIces. ctc,
ufEcr theatres, concerts. and other evcnsn. en-
tertallncnts-
and it is to be hoped that it will never be called
anything else: 4 honnct of Manila straw, with
briM welt formed un tho forehead. lined with
garnet velvet and led down over tile estrS with
green ribbon: ut The TOD three larg5 cabbaEe-
r05e3 and cream lace
j. S. t'ast, the pop,l1r dealer in antiques and
bricu brncs 1T ~ North Clark, h,s had the Chi-
cago Telephone IL comoinution Of the Ed;son
und tho lsclD placed i'll his oicc for the accom-
mediation Ut his patrul1s J.
When IL tliplou,atlst was asked to give an AM
ba5suGnr few hitlts us to the conduct Of diplO-
nlutc intercourse, he quietly answered.. 'Tnke
suutY. and stu,ld with your buck to tho window"
eno.1sh,' WIS the rcply. siyith your bnck to
the light, the expression ct your features IL less
visible IT you tnke snutf, every convenient
plies''
Do not labor under tho impression that chill
drcn's photographs alone ure taken to- such per
tcction oy Joshuu smith, for his lut work IS -
tinc III every particular. Studio :'j North Clark
The latest morsel ot Washington st,c!ety gossip
is the approaching marriage Of Emory Sprer: OF
GS,ryia the youngest man iN CONGRESS-. to Miss
Morgan. wealthy yt'ung 1uty Of Washington.
~ Eureka Milk Tread ~ should be called for by
all hunsekeeper5 ut the stores they patronize,
for it is t}.s bt%t always.
An editor received Il letter from 4 subscriber
asking him to publish cure for uppe-tree
woruis. Ie replied that h. could nor suggest a
cure until he knew what niled the worms.
Judging from the large snIc OF :. No Gentle
nct,' it wilt be the faEorit novel Of all summer
reSurt6 this scAson.
'"Hi! where did sou get them trousers:' asked
IN lrishuan OF 1. nun who happened to be pass
irg with remarkably saori p;I:r nf trousers.
II Eot them where they grc"," was the indig-
nant reply
':Theu, by my conscience said Pat. :" you've
pulled them yeur too soon!'
For fine flavor and convenience nothing equals
Grants condensed coffee. ol,taitlnhIe ut depot %
k.lcolph street tCeatrul Music Hall Dsii!1lngl.
4 young gentleman, who Is very particular
about tho IsttinS mp Ut his linen. wrote IL note
IL His lIl!dfcSS, Atlt III same I1tlE SCnL one
,u he object Of his affections. Unfortunately
he put the wrong address on tho envelopes, and
posted them. Thc wDtnir was puzzled, but not
in the Least attended; bur when the young lady
read, :" II YOU rilnpc up my shirr OosunlS and
drag the button uls the collar any moro. us yu,l
did t:tst ti'nc, shalt have TO 20 somewhere
else" elle cried Ill tue evening. and declared
she would Never speak to him again.
Another arrival Ut lawn furniture just Fc-
cclved by Wirts s. Scholle, -: Wabash avenue.
Decorate your lawns With soint Ut IT,
of Gicniarin, iii ireland. three iudies OF tho
Protestant faith were obliged to take shelter
tIer. fru1u heavy Shower. THE officiating
priest, knowing whs' they were. nnl Wishing to
bc re5poctf I'll 1N them. stDt,ped down tn lis
tendaut, wEO was his Knees, and sshiSpert.d,
''lAr-e chairs For tho PROTESTANT ladies' Tuo
1nus., who was rather ignor;lnr, stood vi, and
shouted. ''1htte cllctr5 fur the PTOtcstant l:-
ttt=s:" WHICH were ;5svcE witb hearty goodwill
hy tho congregation, while the poor priest stood
dumbfo4naej.
ami given away free By New Homo SEWN.
Machine, .l5 Sl;testrcet-
1t is Il very easy sn:lttrr for Il person to be in
twu places Ut II t1tae, even Though those places
Acurs vi il E'aa being in Il strange country urd
kDlnc SICK.
NJ rcn:!cn1en or ladies will fail 10 appreciate
the tr'si'i11!itS OF the new novel entitled No
Gentlemen
/ We are told tia: the smallest huir throws a
shadow. And so it does IL 1hrt5ws II shadow
over your appetite WHEN you uud it in your
yictuals.
ness Lively ut the furniture emporium IT j. Il.
Colby {: Cu., Nus. III uad :I3 StatH street.
rs !. train was approaching Cleveland it parted
in tho middle. and the si1nal-rope snappei like
her bonnet.
What is the mattar?"' she exclaimed
''Oh, the train's hrt'ko in rwo," replied
gentleman In tho next seat.
~ should say So" the old LADY said looking