The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-06-24
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Shall We reach the BoysP" LETTER ask
the girls.
what is your wife's particular little
gameP' asked a friend Of a henpecked
husband. when she gets thoroughly
mad. its draw poker NkFfifIfh,
BARTLETT outts loves to lounge and
smoke n cigar while his doyey sits at
the piano and MARBLES "'Wnl you love
me, darling when | monldP"
The Baroness Coutts' marriage was
romantic. and the pair will get along
all right until the young husband makes
. mistake and calls her grandms-a sic
The Syracuse Standard asked: evil
some one tell us what Mrs, Langtry's
maiden name WASP" Certainly. Her
maiden aim was to marry MrSLangtry.
Young lady. examining some bridal
veilsR.Can yort really recommendjth this
oueP" Over jealous shopman-''Ob.
YES, miss! 1t may be used several
times"
Tcacher-"Hss fire any genderP'
Pupilz'.Yes; feminine" Teacher
What makes youfhink SOP" Pupil
because Iheardmamma tell papa not
tothug the fre.'O
A Boston doctor advertises for a wife
who. among other qualifications. must
ave less brains than the advertiser.
Should think he would have n great
difficulty in finding such a woman.
They met, they smiled. they wept they
Hm loved. nNa..ttN HNt.
He called her Jane. she called him
eIf' Thomas III 4-MA Nel
A richer mar rode down the lane.
And Tom brought suit for breach Of
promise.
After the Party Elderly Coquette:.
And I'm sure you naughty girls sat up
ever SO late talking us overl How ]
should like TO have4hid myself behind q
screen and heard It allr' Horrid Boy
..No,you wouldn'tr !,
II suppose you are very .glad,that
your husband is entirely cured of his
rheumatismP' said a doctor ton fashion,
able Galveston lady. Eyes, l suppose
1 ought to be; but from now on we will
hays.to guess at the weather or buy o
barometer. II bis bones quit aching be-
fore a damp spell"
'Dance," said the young lieutenant,
.'by J~ehosophat. I'll become the best
dancer in Washington! Hang 1t, l
uOn Nalt W 10 oub Ncot ulu uSut VI
dams, sandh I become the favorite dam
Ger do, you suppose the daughters Of the
senator's will lot their Pa'spermit me TO
be sent awayP 1 know what's WHAT
He drew his breath with a gasping
Sob, with a quavering voice be sang.
but his voice leaked out and could not
drown the accompanies c%lafnorous
bang. He lost his pitch on the middle
A.. he faltcred on=lower ID. andfounder-.
ed Mt length like a battered wreck adrift
on tho wild high.O.
Hare is q, good story about a French
boy Of z years. His mother took him
to see an old uncle. who was very deaf
and had an e~ar-trumpet. AFTER watching
his uncle using the trumpet, Pierre
finally said: Mamma, why does uncle
try to make music out of that horn
With his earfwhen3 he has tried q hun
dred times, and Knows he can'td do itr'-
az declare I'll never go to another
matinee ~ long ss l five,Y said young
Mrs. Quincy theI other day, throwing
herself into q chair and tanning herself
Indignantly. Wasn't the play goodP"
asked Guffey. "Oh, good enough, 4
suppose; but that disgusting stuck-up
Mrs. aDiffenderfcr sat below me with
such a lovely bonnet onthat I couldn't
hear a word"
A French Chemist7is l., reported to have
given a striking proof OF domestic affeo-
ton. He condensed the body of his
deceased wife into the space Of an or.
binary Seal. and had her highly polished
and set in a ring. He made q nice in
come by betting with lapidaries n
others that they could not tell the ma
terial Of the seal In three gnossas. and
after pockoting the money 0woul6
burst into tears, and say: .'It Is MY
dear, dear wife"