The Osceola times., 1881-04-09
WAYS " rus WORLD.

psssslSo husiness-A printers
Trmr no,e-"kcepoh the grass"
SIR still, my bern har'lt sli still
A po,n,s ripper pair Of scissors.
wns> Is a wall like fish, When II
IL Is sealed.
TANNING about stirring things who
ever saw a roadster
"Tur mill will never grind with the
water that is'--frosen.
No parlsian duelist was Killed last year
but several caught cold.
TnE memory OF Burns Remains aiter
swallowing boiling hot Scotch
A NEWSPAPER interviewer IL an in
suisitor aud ren-and-ink'Nisitor.
oSg quail ON toast is better than two
birds In the hand--ofa n 'axidermlsi'
wn.r is the prime ehcci OF soldiers
drillg To make holes in the enemy.
liz who has provoked the shan Of
Wit can not complain that he suffers nom
IT,
"JonS. what is that scar on your chint
"rhat scar Oh, that's relic oi barhar'
ism.".
Tms rounterfciters making ten'oenl
pieces can not expect 10 have very good
dimes.
Tus fool hath said in his heart, Any
one can write for the papers Try II,
o fool. try H.
RMArsn he is thin eur. When
whatY oh, yes; why is n lean dog hSe
philosopher
-. ....,,.th.l a
hoasied that he had dead sure thing ON
the show business,
How many pocks Of corn arr rcqulred
Tor hens breakfast How many hen
pccks make hushcls
Tus man who unearied a mummy
boosted that he had goi dead SURE thing
On the show business
SeaiNr Of debate by an Illinois Agr-
cultural Society; "Was Samson as strong
a. a bunch of red onionseN
CaruNsNtNNNns are At work a, >an
Antonio. Texas They kill cattle belong
ing 10 others, steal the hides and leave
the csrasscs 10 decay.
lS the portrait Of Mrs, HAYES, which
is 20 he placed in the White House by
friends, she appears in ruby velrc,
dress. The frame will I've of oak. richly
carved
Ir is believed that as a concession q
stalwart opinion Garfield will not take
Conkling into the Cabinet, but he viii
place some old rye ON tap at the White
House.
IL this dear old New England Of ours
there is plenty of blue blood, plenty Of
true, innate refinemcnt but, II We are
not careful. IL will he crushed and ruined
hy the ever-incrcasing desire for money,
rur following lines have been copied
nom stone in Gravesend, l. L.
10 my fsacnas bid assieu,
meN sudden acsth Nee never knew
A. | MAS iea,ilng the old mAV todrink,
nc kicke~i and killsA me quickcrn wink
AN old sportsman says that those Who
shoo, most carr leas, for game suppcrS-
ga, Of seven goed hunters three said that
they never ate game. and four said that
While il was good enough it could nCt
COMPARE with oysters, bseAtake or muSh-
rooms,
AtAs how ssNa he hours aw over
doanssd ns oat ~ l'lsy me leNcy
And he~ sa0ch nsEsSsVr = the Siasr
>AN;sd Us tep,ay the ssSH
eal when w l,lss the fo>2. bow Sil,s
fss theatre eS SrsisssS es~AseA
new lans the sOaseneS ~ hctose uS
How many rr,,serseTs. wAsi chNyss
4 rgw days Az convict named Clark
c>eaped ffVm y. Quentin through the
gasd naistSklgS him for enc at the party
cf Sacramento politicians ensagcd IN ia
spec,ins the prison. This incident sotS
IL show What an svfelly harvilooking
se, ef prisoners they nnsi have over
there bat is ~, - sssnit;Ssn, - the tScJ
that the other dsv the WSrlen excluded
stock-hrNNSer FROM smother lot Of visit
orsS lie thoasht Il MAS impossible to eS
ts>a csrsfal ~ ~ whoaa the Inmates as
-wistei with lie had g. draw the line
senewhere.