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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06
What is more Terrible,

more painful, moro exasperating discourage
ing and porsistent than PILES, especially to
afflicted mortals who have tired lotions, ONT
ments, pills. electuares and all manner of
nostrums and doctors stuff. internally and
externally, without rolief What wonder is
it that half a million redeemed sufferers
should shout hosannas over the discovery of
'Anakesis. " an infaIlblo euro for Piles7 This
medical miracle, 80 s.mplo as to excite wonder
that wlse doctors have not thou ght of It be.
fore, 30 prompt and certain in it's action as to
secure for itself tho title Of infaRible, 80 scj-
ontitio and rational in it's combination Of toni
tice instrument and medicine, as to render
tho ultimate cure OF 95 por cent. of average
cases OF piles sure is not an accidental dis-
covory, but tho solution Of problem by tho
study and experience Of DIR. Silsboo, an ac-
compiished and dlntinguished physician OF 40
years standing. 1T has stood the tcst OF 20
years oxperitnc over half a million of ami.
ferens have used 1t WITH success, and doctor.
OF oil SCHOOLS now prescribe 1t In their prac
tice' and IT ID Pronounced to be tho nearest
TO an infall,hie cuia for pilos yo, discovered.
"Andkes'S," DR.. g. Silsbees External Pile
n"meay, is sold b! druggists eyerywhoro.
rrice $l.oo per box, Samples mailed FREE to
all snnereis on application to p. Neustaodter
" Co., Box 39a6, Now York
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06
HUMOROUS,

THERE are some men In this community
80 devoid OF humor that they couldn't soc
a joke if 1t was fired into them by ten
inch gun. Tho other day old John Per-
kins, whose oflico is on Battery street, went
to the telophone-which connects with his
residence on Van Ness avenuo-and chang
Ing his voice, facetlously said:
"Howdy, Mrs. Perkins; arc you
alone7"
"Is that you Bob9" was tho faint re.
sponso, after a pause.
'Ycs," replied the merchant; "when
can | see you, darling3"
Well, the old pelican may como home to
lunch presently" was the response, $50
perhaps you had better drop in casually
this evening, as it is club night
But instead of Bob nobody dropped in
but a man to take out tho telephone,
although Mrs. p. cried herself sick, and
swore she knew IL was joke all the the
time. Perkins intends to organize secret
society for the assassination of Edison aud
Boil at IN curly day.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06
Mount Cents Tut,nol.

1ilthcrt" no very damaging complaint
hns been made of bad mir in the Mount
Gems tunnel, and traffic has been unin-
terruptcd Notwithstanding many audible
growls from the travelling public
especially from Englishmcn II is now
proposed, however, TO provide nm nppnra-
tus 10y means of which the air may be
Kept ns pure ns that in the tunnels Of
the British Metropolitan Railway, whcro
the proportion of carbric acid il only
o'oOl5. With this view, a large ccntiri-
fuRnl vcntilator hns been set up nt TN,
B"rdonnccho cnd, to bo driven by water,
which is abundant there. Tho entrance
OF the tunnel is closed by door, which
tho trains opcn on passing under the
arch. and close again after passing. In
winter, and also during some fresh nights
in summer, tho machine can be stopp,d
and any necessary repairs made. In ad.
dition to the vcntilator there is in use
tho compressing and aspirating appara.
ms thnt was employed in making the tun.
mol. Notwithstanding these means and
tho care bestowed on tho fires of the 10.
comotires, it is feared that the present
ventilation would prove insufficient in
case of even small increase of tho trof.
iic.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

WHY wouldn't Phebe make 9 good name
for lawyers wifep '''.-
The weight Of the world-about twelve
ounces to the pound.
IL the flag nailed to the mast when the
ship Is making tackss
TIE favorite mountains Of base ball
players-'Appy- mines.
WHEN the Pilgrims Of New Eugl and
first landed they fell on their knees, af ter
which they foil on the aborlglnes.
EVERY man Is fond of striking the nail
on the head, but when it happens to be his
finger nail his enthusiasm becomes Wild
and incoherent.
SOME geologists have contradiotod Moses:
but as oil geologists have eontradlcted each
other, Moses stands about as we'll as any.
body.
The barber who would not color the
mustache of an incbriate because he feared
he would die druDkard, had fair streak
of humor in him.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06
DrRlSO the last epaSOn tho Kan nans Stnto

DrRIN0 the last season tho Kansas State
Agricultural College kept an exact account
of the cost of raising corn, wintor wheat,
onts and millct, and gives the following as
the result: Corn, 22} acres produced ~
bushels per aero, at n cost of IL cents per
hushcl; wheat, II acres produced | s bush
cls per acre, costing about 81 cents per
bushcl. According TO this stat tcmcnt it
costs moro to cultivate al acrc Of wheat
than an aero Of corn; II bushels Of corn
at II ocnts per bushcl aggregates So SO,
which represents the cost of cultlvating an
acre of corn, while II bushels of wheat, ut
cost Of 81 cents per bushel, amounts to
w. Is, the total cost of cultivating all acre
of wheat. Oats, 10 acrcs. yielding 20
bushels per aero, costs % cents yer bushol,
or cost of 81. 80 por acre. 1t would az
pear from this that it costs just abou!
double to cultivate al aero Of wheat that
II poes for an acre of oats.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

During ono Of his intermittent visits
to the Comstock Mr.. Mackey accomp-
anied party Of Eastern tourists to tho
lower levels Of the California mine, one
OF which carefully selected collection of
Massachusetts, blue blood being young
lady from Boston who was refined to tho
top notch OF culture. On arriving Mt the
lower levels tho gasping, perspiring.
wilted crew paused and Mr.. Maokoy
called the young girl's attention to a
speaking tube which connected with tho
lovol above.
''Is this hollow metal cylinder n con-
dutt Of sound ?" asked tho we'll educated
Bostonionno.
"Yos'm said Mackey; "try it,"
The young lady applied her mouth to
its opening and piped out tremulous
"Hillo-a."
"Ayo, aye," shouted hoarty miner n
hundred feot above.
"What shall I ask him ?" said tho girl
to Mr. Mackay.
"Ask him how ho is gotting along"
"How are you gotting along bir?"
whistled the maidon.
"Aw-.w-pretty woll," rumblod tho
reply.
'And now what shall I sny2" contin-
ucd tho girl
"Ask him if it's hot"
sis it hot up there?"
"IIottcr'n ILL.," was tho plain an
swcr.
The dnmscl gasped, but continucd:--
"Whnt else shall sny2"
ooh, ask him how his family arc ?" ro-
pliod Mr.. Mackny, who began to tire of
tho "piring-oif' interview.
How arc all your family? ?" asked tho
girl.
"Whnt aro you givin' us?" thundcrcd
the minor who thought some one was
''joshing' him.
Collapse and call for ice water.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06
LYDIA e. PSNkHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Is a Positive Cure
for all those Painful Complnint. and Weakneaa,

for oil those Painful Complaints and WcnLne aaea
a"common t"omr best female population.
II will cure entirely tho worst form Of Female Com.
plants, all ovarian troubles Inflammation and Ulcerar
ti"n, Falling and psraccscnts, ard tho consequent
Cpna. Weakness. and is particularly adapted to the
Change OF Life.
1t will dissolve and r1pc tumors from tho uterus in
an early stage OF development Tho tendency to
ccrous humors there is checked speedily use
II removes faintncss Gatucncy, destroys all craving
for st!muants and relieves weakness OF tho stomach
II cures Noating, Headaches, Nervous Trostration,
General Debility Si,ciL,Ssncss, depression and IndE
gcstion.
That feeling o. bearing down. causing pain, weight
and backachr Is always permanently cured by ts
1t will at all times and under al: in
harmony with the laws thnt govern the female system
For the curc Of Kidney Complaints ot either this
Compound Is unsirp rpassrd
LYDIA f.. PlNEHAMS VEGETABLE CON.
POUNDS prepared at aa3 and 2ai Western Avenue
Lynn, Mass Price 81. Six bot!csfor 85. Sent by mail
In tho form Of pills. also In tho form OF lozcnges
receipt OF price, 81 per ho1 for eitl Mrs Pnkha
freely answers al ettcrs Of inquiry Send for pampi
lot Address as above Mention THE Iaper.
No family should bo without LYDIA K. PINHHAMS
LIVER PILLS. They euro constipation, biliousnssa
and torpidity of the liver. % cents per box
k5 Sola by all DruRaists. ia
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06
Low Quarter {;nitSrH.

II there il n merchant IN Now Orleans
who cah sell goods Mt any prico he
chooses to fix on them, Rubc Hollonstcn
who keeps clothing and shoe store on
Poydrns street, AZ tho man.
Some time ago, Il customer ontored his
establishment and inqnircd:
"llavr you any low quarter CATERS ?"
"Certninly my trent, | huvo any sdylo
You wish, und somcding dot vns ncnt.
Now here vns pair uf gnitcrs vat liz
made uf Prnssinn loddrr, dc pest kind
d"t vns known, und | dinks doy will suit
You. Suppose you dry dem on
"All right" replied tho customer.
"V"it, my front, and I'll put lcctllo
howdrr in. Now dry dem. ALI vnt
potter shoe you want dim dat? 1t Wits
shust is if somebody takes your meas
urr."
cts too tight across tho instrp," sr.id
the customer, rubbing the spot with his
fingers.
1t will sdrotch. my dear sir" replied
Hotlenstcim prrsuasivrly, "dnt lrddcr
vns mn.le eXprrssingly for stretching" "
"But the shoe pinrhrs my toes,
also.
'Dot is noling; it viii go way do first
time it gets vet. You don't vnnt to buy
pair nj shoes more ~ ,lmc sizes too
big. und go around lo lndics nit your
f,,t lookinu };L, y,n,I, ,f r,;,r,,a
scrnpcrs. 1t vhould he n shame, Won
know"
"What do you ask for the shoes ."
"Only socx dollars.
"JerusLem That's too much"
"Vell, my donr sir, you must rcoullcct
dat DOM shos vas made of Prnasion led
der. and loddrr ,lrrc vas scarce. My
uncle var lifa dcro write mo laat yrcls
und snid lcddor vns 40 so,rco dey don't
make harness nit it amy longer. All do
harness d"ro is now mado OF WOOL"
81 toll you what I'll do" snid the
customer, examining the shoe closely,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

NRw pest has appeared in tho grain
flcl'is, described as Il small moth about tho
size of the common clothes moth. The
iarva burrows into and eats out the centre
OF the infested grain. 1t appears to prefer
Indian corn. and is now pretty well distrib.
utcd over the country, but is more abund.
Ant In the middle and southern States than
In the northern. This pest is one likely to
destroy annually millions of dollars worth
OF corn aud other grain, unless measures
are adopted to check its increase. It sttacks
corn in the car, or wheat shcllcd and put
in sl"rchouscs; and rs the moth readily
flies from place to place, its dissemination
is rapid and certain.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

The thermometer was still above ninety,
when he came III and taking her hand ten
derly said: 81 love you even more dearly
than told you did last night. You were
silent then; have you anything TO say to
me now2" ooh, yes" she responded,
with glrlish impulsivcncss, "lct's go and sit
by the refrigerator
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

TRUTH for Qrish) tourists: Landlord Of
Ballyblathcrcm Hotel (writing to the Lon.
don papers," Is it disturbance, thin
Niver behave 'om, sorrl The counthry
here's as quiet as pig IN puddle, the
rivers fairly alive wild fish and there's ilo-
giant shooting Of cvcry kind-barrin' la nd
lords" aside to dsconsolate waiter)-
"Thcrc, Barney, that'll fitch the Saxon
spalpccns and give ye something better to
90 than boycotting tho iloios wild yer nap
kins"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06
Vegetine
Gives a Good, Clear Com
plexion.
PHiLA., PA, July 8, 1877.

PHlLA., PA, July 8, 1877.
II. r. STRvENs, Boston:
Dear Sir-Thc great benefit have received from
the use OF Vegctlnc Induces me to give my tcsti-
inony In its favor. For several years my face has
been covered with plmples, which causcdm me much
annoyance, and, knowing II to be blood disease,
mnny preparations without obtaining any benefit
until commenced taking Vcgctne, and before
had used the first bottle saw had the right me-
diclne. l have used three bottles and find my
Health much improved, my humor entirely cured.
Yours respectfully MISS N. KEEFE,
1880 Carpenter st.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

AND vet he was not happy A little
North Side boy OF four years was much
astonishcd when he awokc one morning last
week to find little sister in his mothers
arms" "Whcrc did it come from 2" he
asked with his eye wide open. "From
God," was the reply. "Who brought it :"
was the next very natural inquiry. can
Angel" lie thought for moment and
then exclaimed "Oh! mamma, why
didn't you catch the angel, too 2''
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

LADY Chelsea Ware with vase)-"Yes,
1t Is quite too distinctly tender. Yesterday
it knocked against a loathly modern plate
-and Clipped !" Chorus Of psthctes-
Quite too prcciously tcrriblel" Lady G. w.
-" treated IL with diamond cement and
heart throbbingly watched by it's side the
livelong night. To-day-to day-it is as
well as can be eXpectcdl"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

No man can do good job Of work
preach good sermon, try law suit well,
doctor patient, or write a good article
when he fcals miserable and dull, with
sluggish braiu and unsteady nervc1 and
none should make the attempt in such Is
condition when it can be easily and cheap
ly removed by little Hop Bitters. see
another column.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

"ior must admit said red noscd
Vagabond to n temperance lecturer, that
alcohol is good for ono thing at least, and
that is to clean silver" "Ycs, retortcd
The lecturer, and it is we'll known that
alcohol has cleaned all tho silver out Of
your pockets"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06
10 Wise and Happy.

II you will stop all your cxtravgant and
wrong notions in doctorlng yourself and
families with expensive doctors or humbug
cure-alls, that do harm always, and use
only natures simple remedies for all your
allments-you will bo wise, we'll and
happy, and save great expense. Tho great
est remedy for this, tho great, wise and
good will toll you, Is Hop Bitters-roly on
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

NorHlNU: II Is hard work to think of
nothing and yet be engaged in thought, but
coulter in the days Of Queen Elizabeth
thus explained how 1t could he done, when
asked by her Majesty: "What does man
think of when he thinks of nothing -
"Hc thinks of a woman's PROMISES" was
tho reply. This fellow no doubt had been
promised something AMI had failed to see
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

Our modern numbskulls: "IIavc you
Watts on the mind 2" solemnly askos u
clerical looking old gent of the roguish
damsel behind the counter. "No SIR"
she answered. ''but | have nine on one
hand and two on the other. Are you II
wart doctor, sir 2" o. G. goes ont lament
ing the dreadful ignorance Of the youth of
the present day.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

"Tm sorry to have to say 1t of a woman
at her time of life, Dir. Brudderly, but as
we're talking confidentially now I'll confess
that my wife usos powder" "Lucky man, t"
lnnocently returned Mr.. B., elf Mrs.
Bruddcrly ever felt that way towards me
she'd use dynamite.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06
Suffering Wonlcn,

There Is but very small pr portion Of the
aome Of the dis ases from wlioh Kidney-Wort
is specific. When tho bowels have become
costive. headache torments, kidneys out Of
fix or piles distress. take package and its
wonderful tonic and renovating power will
cure you and give new life Watchn,an
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

"WouLD you like to look at some mourn
Ing goods!' asked the polite dry goods
clerk as he flung down semc slazy black
fabrics before serious lady customer.
mo, not this morning.; some other morn
ing; good morning." she responded; and
tho clerk was SO overcome that he was
shortly afterwards carried out to his bier.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

"On, isn't--thls-delightful I" Says An
gclina to Evelina. 81 think surf.bathing
Is 80 splendid" and then she ecooped up a
half pint Of water In her shapely hands and
douscd 1t in her companion's face. "You
mean, hateful thing. If you ever do
that again" and the war would have
been continued but for the advent of two
noble knights, who escorted the ladies far
out whore the breakers were rolling beauti-
iu.lY.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

BALDHEADED men are Informed that
there is but one avenue Of escape from
their afiliction, and that is CARBoL1NR. a
deodorized extract of petroleum, the great
hair renewer, which being recently i'm
proved, Is more eficcacious than ever and
Is absolutely faultlcss
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06
(St. Louis Western Watchman

One OF the great manufacturing interests
Of Boston, ls the Emerson Pinno Company.
whose pianos ars used with high apprccia-
tion and satisfaction throughout the world
In recent conversation with Mr. JOS
Gramcr. one of tho proprictors, that gen
tlcman remarked: l have used that spicn-
did romedy, st. Jacobs Oil, in my family
and found it to be 30 very beneficial Lhnt |
will never be without it. 1t has cured mo
OF severe cas Of rheumatism, after other
remedies had failed
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

RyK PASTURES. The longer we live
the more convinced we nre Of the value of
early so"n rye for winter and spring past
ure. AT such times stock will thrive and
laltcn on 1t with no other food, whlle
COWS giving milk will double the quantity
ana the butter he yellow and fragrant.
flgs, lambs, colts and calves skip and play
ana grow like weeds when turned upon it.
Every one who protends to farm should
sow patch Of rye in the month Of August,
II Tor no other purpose than for such past
ur"g' In spring. There is nothing equal to
II; indeed, we think ii almost indispensable
70 the growth and thriftiness Of stock.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

Mn. Timclytopic and Mr.. Vcrybusy met
on the street and, after a few minutes con-
vcrsntion on business matters, Mr. Timely
topic asked Mr.. Verybusy ii he had seen
the comet vet and was surprised when the
latter replied that he did not, as he had
been out of town a couple of weeks.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

RRMARK about bachelors: "Dean Stanley
remained bachelor until he was 40. Miss
Antho'y has done the same thing until she
is-but let us not pursue this painful sub
ject.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06
tnlilwaukcc Evening Wisconsin, J
- Strong Conqlloror.

According to an Illinois exchange, our
days OF Rheumntism are well nigh number
cd. 81. Jacobs OH enters rheumatic
territory, and conquers every subject.
THAT'S right. We believe in it.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

YEaETINE was looked upon as an exper1.
mcnt for some time by some Of our best
physicians, but those most incredulous in
regard to Its merit are now it's most ardent
friends and supporters.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

JoHNsoN Smith, what kind OF beast
would you prefer to be if you had to be
one ?" Smith-"WeIl, just ~ this time of
year think Id rather be little bare"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

IT Is reported that Anna Dickinson en-
tered store the other day and asked for a
pair Of stockings, whereupon the clerk, not
hearing plainly, inquired, "Hose, Anna ?"
and the ministerial-looklng man at the
other counter said "Amen.''
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

A DETROIT boy paid his first visit to on @
of tho union schools, the other day, rs IL
scholar, and, as he came home at night,
his mother inquired: "Well, Henry, how
do you like going to school7" "Bully,"
he replied, in an excited voice. 81 saw
four boys licked. one girl got her car pull
cd, and big scholar burned his elbow on
the st0vcl don't want to MISS Il day."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

WOMAN complains that her husband fire.
quently.lif his handGgsinst her not in tho
way of kindness. The magistrate: "Well,
my good woman, what pretcxt did he take
to beat you so2" The witness: s'The first
pretext that he could lay his hands on, sir;
the poker or the pct-lifter, or his boot but
principally his cane. your Honor"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

GIBLs cant raise mustachea, but b,
banging their hair they manage to shov
the lovliest kind of chin whiskors upo,
their foreheadp.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

l.orillard and Kecne are tho men t, send
to England and France rs ministers. They
would make themselves respected by wor-
'hily representing a stable government.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

WoMEN's rights: Sir William Hamilton
said: ION earth there's nothing great but
man" Thanks, Sir William; no, thanks
awfully, Now, what have you to say,
Mrs. Livcmoref
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

FORCE of habit: "Don't cut, "murmured
sleepy customer in the BARRIERS chair.
fresh from an alI-night poker party; "don't
cut, let 'cm rum"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

MRssRs. MORGAN Il HEADLY, Mutuai Life
building, Tenth and Chestnut stree g. have on
hand superb stock OF extra fne quality Dia.
monds, which they ofrer at as low prices as
etones OF INC hrst quality. perfect alike In color
aud shape, con be SOLD for,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

a YOUNG lady bearing the aristocratic
cognomen of Jardine rece ally deserted her
lover, because in an impassioncd sonnet he
mado her namo rhyme with s'sardine"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

a NEW EVFE. But we have new thing
that is undoubtedly bad, and that is the
new grass killer the brown worm with q
black head that has been doing 80 much
mischief upon pastures and meadows IN
northern New York. 1t is not tho army
worm, hut the Larvae of moth hitherto
unaescrioed in any "ook on etymology,
ana one that has been previously unknown.
suddenly 1t bursts upon the grass fields IN
the northern part of New York State and
cuts the grass OFF from thousands of acres,
1t will now disappear, having become ma.
ture as a catapillar and entered the ground
TO pnpate Its name is Nepiclodcs
ptotdnS. and Its violent irruption would
seem to indicate that 1t came by its specific
name honestly.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

WHEN q city man moves into the suburbs
and gets patch of ground blg enough to
ralso turnip on his first ambition is to
JON farmers club.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

A NKw style of calicos is known as
"Iimourger." Ladies vote 1t 'just the
cheese" but We don't know how many
scents it costs yard
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

j. F. DAVIS, of Portsmouth, Ohio, sold
in one year fourteen thousand boxes OF
"Scllcrs' Liver Pills" They cure malaria.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

a YOUNG man in this city, short tlmc
ago, proposed to a lady several years his
senior and for All answer she SAID: 81
don't want to take boy to raise!" The
young man Is now raising mustache.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

THE driest boots have tho bigges
"crcak."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-06

EVEN the little bits of tots get hold of the,
vernacular quite handily. Little Johnny
wasn't very sleepy last evening, and when
his mother said: "Cone, little boy, it's
time to go to bed now," he looked up out
OF tho corner of his eye and remarked in
bis baby fashion; "Not tonight. Some
other night" He was Immediately crowned
as hero by bus elder brothers.