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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1881-04-09
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iur the tnrtis ana Frightening
me Propi" 81 8i""L H""d 0"' "t
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h'AVN bANn' V"lo' March ~ - Poor
"''l 0'u' " ""S nee" "''H ana buried Tor
"'''' ~" "' MUS ""' according To- INC
.'"'''s VIC n'"' h'r G''S' seems '' h' Civ
.uS s'.''. gu ''' l''P.' h'''"''N's Nas'
'','''' WI """''' TWO N''Ns ago
'.'''''' ''''''' saw o'r soH'""Y form
'..i'' H' '''" N'S" Ni''" at 'te very spot
"''', S'' ''' "'," 'h'""h INTO ihe wa
"', ~" ''"', TWO "'N' named spare
"''' "N'S ABOUT 'Nr'o miles
"''' VI .''.' WI" ON i's' Monday night
,''"'N''S i" nave 'c the
N' i'''" We give 'h' s''ly
''' '"" "''"'' AT MoW%"r
'"'N' "'' "'''''- " t"'e uur-
v'' '''' s'''' ""'N' Uh''
N''-N A' .'H''' i"tn.fleh
we '"' "''''N '"' n'."'
"S '.N' inc A'N'N house.
~''' "'' '"U'uei'o' "h'n
.'' mousse We "'''
'' "h" D, N'"''N' hEht
wa we " "'' ''." '''.''. 10 o'clock Hud
""o" '''' mouse "N.' '''' "''n occupied
'.''', ''' "'"'0''' we N.'bp'' minute
"' vac h"''' "u" ""''' "t'UsHihE 'ho
j" "''' 7o'''Nl ''i'" "''H' i'5 oppt'i-
"'o' ~ 'u' "'"u'" '''.t "'' The head
'"" 'N', were I's''' " N's'"''' Hha N"W
4. U 'n'"'uu'A''S 'H''" UP mf haads, oN
.I,''n,nE' ''N "'d. '"A's Mary Sn'1".
III admit 'hal we were both frightened.
pu' more so "hch we go" thc igoro raise
'"' "'"u"W ana h''s''essiy ghie out
O'r n-s' 'mpulS' "eS 10 'un hn' NOV.
"'r whispered To wait NUE. The iorm
WAS c'"H III "hat seemed To be loosely
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1881-04-09

it may nut bo generally known that
Danish dairyiug stands the highest in the
world perhaps on account Of their dairy
schools, which are Of the most effective
character. They include q farm, COWS
and The best dairy appliances. TIE
pupils are taught ocllarly and practically.
They are told what 90 do and how 90 do
it iu lectures, and then how 20 do 30 in the
COW bouss and dairy A certificate Of
graduation from Danish dairy school
carries with 30 a weight Of evidence os 10
the capabiH,y Of the bearer In Ireland
where butter Of the beet quality used 20
be made, dairy schools ere now bei0g TO-
ir0duced The reason Of that is lhat Irish
butter no longer stands first go the market
American creamery batter is displacing
Il from its former position. and school.
are found necessary 90 raise the quality
OF Irish butter by making the dairymen
aud dairymaids more skillful.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1881-04-09
FLOORING tcoRrSr.
The CHASTITY ! otc shat WnS Played
non Cnpt. rrcdcnick.

The Georgetown Inquirer publishes the
following joke upon capt. Trodcui X
the well known hotel keeper Of Reho-
both: Duri" ne winter Cspt. Lyons
and others, a, tie yarn gocs found a
drowned man ON The boach. Thoy car
ried bim TO the hotel. ami Capt. T. being
ou., stood the corpse against tho wall i'm
the bar-room at ;he end of the counter.
Then the iok crS went out, found Trodeu-
ici, and tod him they had friend in>
side who wished 10 treat the crowd. An
hurried in, drank and retired, while the
captain waited for the dead man 10 take
his drink, which he not only refused 20
do but failed. after repeated DOMAIN =. o.
pay ior tLe beverage the others had cons
sumcd. thinking no was To bc cuchcr-
cd out of the price OF tn stun, he cou>
clulcd To have either the money or "a
fight. lie madc one moro domau3.
which the corpse regarded with silent
contempt, This oNaSpcratcd the captain.
aud without further ado ho struck tho
dead man powerful blow aud sent him
10 tho no3r. lie fol with such thui
that the captain feared he had struc.,
him too hard and possibly done irrepam-
ble damage. Becoming scared. hc called
i'm the mans friends, and each Soleumlv
declared the fellow was dead. TrcIcu~
icl;, white as "a sheet and with trembling
voice, was at first dumb,ioundoI, bus nc
last he exclaimed, "WcI. did 10 in self
defense; hc drew a kuifo ON me hcforo I
struck linn" Then he was told of tho
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1881-04-09
tRoriL Rou.
Violent quarrel iu the imperial
Family.


NEw YoRY March 81 A dispatch
trom ST. Petersburg states that violent
quarrel has broken out in the Imperial
family, Ia consequence Of which the
Grand Duke Constantine. who l. strongly
suspected OF Ni,ilsm, is ahou, 10 resign
the high post of G-sud Admiral and Min
istor of Marine. Il is also reported that
Constantine viii resign in favor of Alcxis.
when Constantine. who is the hero Of
the diamond stealing story, applied for
permission To pay his respects O. the
r,meius of 'he late Monarch, the Car
cen, him ia reply au open t.cgram,
with the royal signature. addressed I.
"To him who is unworthy the name OF
Grand Duke, branding him ss a disgrace
to his family and Russia. and abruptly
refusing him permission TO visit the CAPT
tol.
Immediately after the departure OF
the foreign princess measures Of OK
trrme severity Will bc taken against lue
Nlii.sts
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1881-04-09

Most men keep ON haud large assort-
ment of evils, while their stock Of excel
lcrcios is ruinously low.
When a man is always auripuiing cW
motives 10 people you cannot help recall
ling The adfgc, set fox TO catch fox.
n YOU should boast that you never
told The truth perhaps you would do il ct
that very moment tor the FIRST time in
y mr. lie.
The man who Is accused uuiuslly can
afford 10 maintain silence, but the man
who is justly sccused must make as great
poiher as possible in order TO throw pco-
pie cff The track.
II ~ said that love couqucrs an lhinga,
but p jumping tooth ache that Knows ilq
hu- Dess and strictly attcnds to 30 can for
the time beiGg make a man forget that
be ever loved atn'L
Venture not into tic company Of those
that are infected with tho plague, no,
though 'hou think ,hysrlf guarded with
Or anG5ote.
To pronounce man unhappy merely
because hc ia rich. just as absurd as to
cell a man hoa''by merely because be has
enough 60 oat
30 m.u.ouabt % complain II the world
measures Dim 80 Doc measures othors. 20
messura orn 9i,h DIS own yardsuck may
BE bard lu' 70 ia fair
sH ..t.... .. .. f.. ..........-.,.. -
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1881-04-09

How Austrian Ladiks learn 10
CuoI.


The Austrian lady of station w.o does
not know how to cook one may almost
snv. docs not exist Evcrv detail ct the
cuisine sno h. acquainted with. 4 story
rs tolJ bv Austrian ladies of another
who. having neglected her education.
a'ioyoi 80 "a rroat diuuNr parry she gave
two di~ho. or ,ho same color to be served
u Succession. "a mult tnr which ~ho WAS
hardly to b> t,rgjvon. Tho princossos
co. ihc royal household attcud "a course OF
lectures from chief entirely upon the
ordcr ot serving. Young ladies do not
lcoru tho art oC e, okiug at cooking
clubs, or from public lessons, as
hero i'm Amelco. ana thov rarely loaru
ip tlciruwu l,itchons. II is tn, custom
To ro o. soue great house, the house OF "a
Purccss on ut worry vich bauNors
vh,ro thoro are famous chef, from
whom lcy loarn Whom chef engages
% cool, fora yrcyt house, ne s,ipulatcs
that lac Is to hnvo the privilege OF toaCh-
lgos many young ladies as hc chooses
rheso vouug ladies not cvcu know the
mistress of the house and thoy mrk rkc
,hoir cugagcmcuts with tho cool, oulV.
For caul-o of lessons lasting through
the wiutcr coch pupil poys tho cook 10
sullcu, about Slj This includes m-
suu,tl1us I'm cvcry particular. liza ban,
quot IS to br giNou, grand hroakms. or
nan o'ah1r tc supper. the hlicS nro noti.
dcl, and arc there &, 500 the dishes doc
Grated and ~ learn The order of serving
They watch every process Were ycu
20 descend TO ldtcbon 0t such time you
would no doubt find these girls sunu ol
with Mushca for these lessons always
fau.u marriage, and arc the lsst and
fnpmiug touches Of a naidou's education
Bu' it yyouli bo breach OF etiquette for
any mcn.b Of he hous,huld to ttespssa
in Chat d.puamcnt, which balours 20 the
cool. and bis noble young pupils Since
me young ladies must be in the dining
room ;hcm.rlycs ON such occasions in
their own households, {; follows that
th,so processes ihoy cannot watch at
home. .cvcr mind ON how grand scale
lh,ngs are. Aud SO In Austria all noble
young a3ies learn these things IN another
kitchen hgn their own
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1881-04-09

Did you over SEQ % blld-hcadcd man
who didn't have such "hcouum henG
of hair til that foyer or Cha. something
or other TOOK IT OIL?
Did YOU cvor 500 an old bachelor who
was not forever seeking for marriage in
fclicitos to reconcile il nSclr to bis lonc~
ly loR
Dil you ever sec a small boy 80 wants
ing IN spirit That one doubling up
throughout tho summer could effect
q radical cure in his iminaturs frlit~oat-
ing procli, ities?
DID YOU ever SEQ drinkcr or n
smoker who couldcn't loovo of at any
thno If he only wanted To-?
lid you ever know man who habitat
ally tolls all he knows who did not cver~
lastingly repeat himself.
Did YOU over sec Young oman who
wouldn' lathcr hear hor husbonu prais-
cd Is q lady in tho next town than by u
laly in The next house?
Did you over know a man who talked
urh of hin, .olf who did not have a
poor subj, ct TO talk about?
Did you ever know fool who was
aware that he was q fpol2
Did YOU ovor ihink you might be thas
oblivioug yourself?
Did you ever see another do the samO
hing three thrco timos without thinking
that YOU could d. IL much betor7
Did vou ever know swindlcd man
whose hurt, woro not partially hcalod
bv heuing cfauothor man being swim
died in lifo nanuoi?
DID you over know young lady with
now and ncnuy fitting waist who
Thought tho weather was cold enough lor
"a wrap?
DID you cvor 500 "A man with largo fec.
who Iid not declare that lis boots wore
tuo sizes too nl1 that hu likes nom
ca-y, YOU know?
did YOU oyu thnk mon are the big
go fools 300 creation, and that the
women cniny tho uu of lctdns ihom re-
main uue.u.ciau- otis?
D1 vYI oyer % % young man who
caIinIa "a ca.c who would not icpcl tho
i1s.uulu.r orlaueuo-s2
UiI yoI ot.l 'h'uh?
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1881-04-09

stockmon ON tbn sl.s.our fGgor. near
Benton. Montana. hlto been pull.oI 90
tbo diarp. afihnir cattle. a fsw
days 20 one Hffue hrrIors solved uo
puzzle. AtfUat .1.utou Ode ligar i.9
had formed vHIle tlo rvor was b.cb.
and after tho water had rcccdoI uore
was n long sopa .ec which ended iu au
air hole. The heIicr saw several Lun
drod cstuo approach the place. T.o
leaders stopped so thc head oftho cluto.
their folihold, and nine OF thom aisap-
pear0l iu the sir hole.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1881-04-09
An AwrnI pn.ilinn.

De QInccy's "Viaiou Of Sudden
Death was verified in an ils pbasuy hor-
ror not long ago by four men in Oregon.
Starting out 10 = canoe 10 make certain
cxplorauons on the John Day. river, they
were suddenly euvallpcd ia q dense fog.
aad 90 carried rcsisil.ssly ard bclplessly
% the very brink Of q csiarci, where, by
a miracle Of chance, their boat struck on
a sunken rock, and hung there swoyiur
with The current For the moment they
were saved, or rather life and agony were
prolonged q little while, for escape TO
either shore was impossible. Aud even
this brief respite was only a cruel mockcry
for they had scarcely time 20 look about
them and take in the foil extent Of their
peril and the hopelessness Of their situa-
sion, when they beheld an immense ice
foe bearing directly down upon them
they were lost beyond a preadycnture.
10 did strike them, n~d hurled them boat
and all, over the prccipice into tho seeth
ing waters below, where they came 20,
right sidf up, boat and men alike uniu-
iurcd CcrjsiulY there are few more re
markabie escapes "o1t OF lho jaws of
doAu J9 record than this
- sa.aa
ftu etoct of blank note and rrceipt
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1881-04-09

Gen Gafi.It's mother is a type of the
Northern OHIO pioneer mother, ard has
not yet forgotten 'he lessons of urf and
economy taught Deer in early lrs by nc-
ccsH'y In iae hurry aud lusue Of the
morning, during The trip from Mentor o.
Washington. The porter forgot 60 exliu.
guish tho smpe in tlc car end they
burned Of fu'i head long after 5eyipof
AZ lasi thc lighted lamps attracted tle
old lady's attention WHOM sh1 iI tJ The
Presidentel,cts "Jsucr, ru ont Those.
lamps Us uo nee va ing tle ol wien
irs doing no fooi Con. Gt0cd ,aI.d
tho por,cr's attention 90 tEc msucr, s.d
he waste Of lluminatr. 01Id wal s.p
ped Immediately.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1881-04-09

Dentist will Doc 1t Diu..9n 0u uI. Is.i. to
rcmalu Com days. llowu hc o hl.g.
wood on lho -,h OF April and rcmuu
daring court. BE VIII hHNc DIS nue
dental chair with him 600 ths latter place.
FuU stock OF tooth powders au brushes
for sale.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1881-04-09

Some time since, while riding slowly
aioDg dusty m1cad lmized road, ] was
startled by the hurried 1g1t closc by my
side of a small bird which dropcl in rde
road few PAGES ahead, and after a1Illsr
in The dust eat perfectly mJtion.a.s. ]
drew up my horse 90 watch events, when
o. moment later hawk swooptg by, but
missed it7 prey 9rd went oG into an
Adjoining field. The sparrow remained
stiiI in i's place, and an covered with dust
looked for al the world Ike one of Tie
many loose stones in the roads-so much
so, that n5 wonder it should have escaped
the saarp light even Of The hawk.
But one explanation Of such freak
seemed possible; and when we ref Ct
that these birds generally take 20 thr
bushes or 20 ,bc lichcn spotted rail fences
when pursued by hawks. AID that dust is
not a constant factor Of ibc environment.
we stop to admire so bright spark Of
intelligence kindlcd under such trying cir
CumstsncCs.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1881-04-09

A ful stock of blank note and receipt
DO k5 fJr sale at 1uE ArcUs Cflcc.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28
The Height of Folly.

To wait until you are down on your
bed with disease you may not get over
for months, is the height Of folly,
when you might be easily cured during
the early symptoms by using Parker's
Ginger Tonic. 1t costs only tritie,
can never do any harm, and possesses
curative properties in the highest de-
gree. We have known the palest,
sickliest looking men, women and
children become the rosiest and heal
thiest, from the timely use of this
pure family medicine. See advertise
ment in other column.-ObserUer.
April.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28

HoADLEY, the inventor and defender
of the Cronin Electoral College Of One,
concerning the future of the Demo-
cratic party. He is opposed to a dis
solution of the party, and says: Il am
in favor Of the old name. the old flag,
appropriation or no appropriation, and
the principles of jefferson, Jackson
and Tllden.' Why leave out Ham
cock? Is there anything the matter
with his "principles'' His views on
the tariff were the only fresh princi..
pies the party has had in quarter OF
a century, and Hancock has just said
he holds them yet, and is rather proud
Of them. 1t is small in Hoadly to
ignore them.-N. Y. Tribune.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28
Probate Notices.

The accounts of VIM. D. Mercer, Guar. of
John Mercer, minor.
Edward F. Harmon, Guar. of BENJAMIN f.
Harmon aud Hester ]. Harmon, minors.
Mary Phillips, Guar. or Annie Phillips, mi
nor.
Marcus Shumate, Ex. of Susan Cherington,
decd.
James w. Vaughn, Guar. of John c. Chering-
ton and Margaret A. Cherington, minors.
Thomas McNeel, Guar. of Mary A. John
son, Andrew Johnson and Elizabeth johnson,
minors, and H. j. Carr, Guar. of Isaac N. Has
tings. Mary J. Hastings and Kent K. Hastings,
minors, have been filed in the Probate Court of
Jackson County, Ohio, for settlement, and the
same are set for hearing and examination, on
the 30th day of April, A. d. 1884, at 10 O'Clock, A.
NJ. of said day. JNO. j. G.. EVANS,
Probate Judge.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28

THE Nmcompoop wing of the Civil
Service Reform idolaters contains some
curious intellectual specimens. II
there is anything they have had an
especial fear of for the past few years.
it is bossism. They have declaimed
about it early and late as the one pre-
eminent peril to our free institutions.
Now that the President has made the
one appointment above all others
which is most damaging to the Bosses,
the Nincompoops wiring their hands
and say it is not in accordance with
Civil Service Reform.-N. Y. Tribune
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28

FoREPAUGH, the menagerie and cir
Gus man, has offered prize for the
most beautiful woman, and the Phil
adelphia Neaos says that a Chicago
girl stands the best chance of winning
It, because the circus people want some
one able to pack the sawdust by walk
ing around the ring few times. This
is cruel
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28

In the Kingdom of Corning, which
is far away from the Kingdom of God
a man lays down and dies in Michael
Kinney's saloon a victim of intemper-
ance. He was supposed to have been
sleeping but it was the sleep Of death.
1t is lamentable fact he who partakes
too freely Of Corning whisky becomes
discouraged with this life and imme-
diately hangs himself, or lays down
and dies in the most convenient place
that he can find. This makes the
sixth death that has occurred in the
last few weeks all dying with their
boots on. We hope this will be the
last.-Columbus Times.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28
MARIETTA AND CINCINNATI
R ailro a d.
TINE TABLE-Taking Effect JAM 4, 1881

THE TABLE-Taking Effect Jan. 4, 1881.
The shortest quickest and best route to all points
east and southeast west and northwest. No change
sas City.
TRAINS GOING EAST.
Manchester 81 arrives at Westboro IS, Hillsboro
70 70 g. leayes Vienna OIL greenfield A, Mqssulman
Junction u ss zaiesSi o. Athens 81 arrives at at
Belpre 80, Parkersburg 3 40, Marietta 20.
chester II OIL, Greenfield I2 10 D. m Musseman p 10
Chllicothe %, Hamden "a, Macarthur Station IS,
Athens sss 81 arrives at Bepre A. Parkersburg
Phmiladelphia1 m s.i Is p M, New York I 90:
burg 6 4 Hilsboro o. Leaves Vienna 81, Green
fed os Mgssg@aq 81 ChiiGathe s co.
ter 50, Greenfield SO, Musselman 10 10, Chillco-
th 10 q Hamdsn II II g. It Station
Marietta 50, WashingtonI 50 M, Baltimore O5,
Philadelphia 3d. New York 90.
TRAINS GOING WEST.
No. Except Sunday-Leaves Zaleski 10 50 a. M,
Macarthur junction 10 50, Hamden II o. Chillicothe
49, Blanchester 0i Hls6oro Sd s., Lynchburg E p,
Westboro &c. arrives at Blanchester 81,
Il Co. St. Louis 20 Kansas City 80 D. M Omaha 10
No. 2 Daily.-Leaves Macarthur Junction u s5 p.m.,
Greenfield 3 Is, Blanchester p, arrives at Cincn-
natl TO- Indianapolis 10 49, Chicago 05 M, Louis
vile y co. ST. Louis 20, Kansas City 80 Ona
No. 81, Daily-Leaves Hamden 50 D. m, Chilli
burg Al, Westboro 90, arrives at Blanchester Is
M, Cincinnati so p. Louisville 90 M, St.
No 49, Daiiy-Leaves McArthur junction - G oi a. a. M,
Hamden II, Chillicothe 23 Musselman 8 49, Green
Chicago 25 p. M, Louisville Il 25, ST. Louis 25
Kansas.City p a. M, Omaha 10 So.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28
The Alarming Increase of
Heart Disease and the
Symptoms which
Precede 1t.
Leading to Scientific In
vestigation and an At
tempt to Check It's
Increase.
The Wonderful Properties
of Sedatine-de-1ndia'
and how to Proper
1y Use It.
Facts Of Importance for all Regarding a
New Discovery.

The mortality statistics of this country show that a
great proportion deaths arise Heart Disease.
But from the fatality which attends it, the in
convenience and suffering which the first stages
bring make it to take prompt measures for
times for curing diseases of the Heart is Sedatne
India'' which is accomplishing such wonderful re-
suits and attracting so much attention This great
remedy Ingredients specially designed for
all the troubles of the Heart The combina-
tion the of long and careful experiment and
it can be safely asserted that when taken in time il
feeling in side and breast Irregular Action
Throbbing, Jumping, Flutterng, Momentary Stop;
symptoms of Heart Disease. Those who suffering
and have tried it should do at once; those
who have tried it do not need to be urged to dc
again. If your Druggist has not got it send one
dollar to address and 1t will be
mailed to you. Sole Agents in America, Lobdel
Chemical Co., st. Louis, Mo.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28
THERE had been a great deal Of ba

THERE had been a great deal Of bad
feeling between two Galveston fami-
lies; hence, there was much surprise
when they intermarried. A friend, in
speaking to the father Of the bride,
asked If the families had made friends.
''Not bit of it. hate every bone in
my son-in-law's body" "Why did
you let him marry your daughter,
then?" ITO get even with him.
You don't know that girls mother as
we'll as do"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28

The Princess Louise was thirty
three years old last week. This is one
of the penalties of being royal per-
sonage' and having your pedigree re-
corded. Other English women born
within three months of Louise are
now only twenty-six.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28

A PHILADELPHIA society is wrest-
ling with the question when a man
has his life insured for 100000, is
his wife justified in refusing to pre-
pare mustard plaster for him when
he is seized with sudden and severe
attack of the cramps?"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28
Given up by Doctors.

rs it possible that Mr. Godfrey is
up and at work, and cured by so SIM
pie remedy?"
Il assure you that it is true that he
is entirely cured, and with nothing
but Hop Bitters; and only ten days
ago his doctors gave him up and said
he must die!''
"Well-a-day! That is remarkable
l will go this day and get some for
my poor George know hops are
good. Salem Post. 21ap2t%N
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28

A FEW days ago youthful Zulu Of
about twelve summers, named Pea
Blossom, was convicted Of stealing, in
a Galveston court, and sentenced to
Imprisonment in the county jail. "He
is rather young to steal, | should sup
pose," remarked bystander to Uncle
Nose. mo, sab. He is not too young
to steal; but he is cotched little ear
lier den de rest OBJ 'em. OATS all.''
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28

ACCORDING to Josh Billings, pa
shence is good thing for man to
hav; but when he haz got so much ov
it that he kan fish all day over the
side ov boat without eny bait on his
hook lazyness is what's the matter
with him"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28

ANOTHER disgraceful row occurred
at the saloon, known as the Shades
Of DEATH on Monday night last. A
woman received blow on her head,
and a man terrible beating. The
night was hideous with the racket,
and the well-behaved citizens of that
neighborhood were frightened by the
cries of the woman. The grand jury
should tackle that rum hole, if our
city authorities can't reach it.-Leba-
91o9, Sim.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28

Our in Leadville, when one is in
troduced to stranger, the polite thing
is to ask: What was your name be-
fore you came here?" The next ques-
tion, according to the rules of etiquette,
is: "How did you manage to escape?"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28

"WHo was first into the breach ?"
asked Professor Stearns, when the
class in history was up. "The patch, -"
said the new smart boy. But the
Professor marked him one minus and
said no. The hole was in before the
patch.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-28

No man in any party has bigger
salvage claim on President Garfield
than General Hancock has. His cele-
brated local issue tariff interview did
more to carry Newly ork State for the
Republicans than all the efforts of the
immortal 3O6. combined.