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, 1881-02-27
Honor to Whom Honor liz Due
To the Editor Of The Chicago Tribune.

To the Editor Of The Chicago Tribune.
CHICAGO, Feb. sd.-In your report of yester-
days proceedings Of the celebrated inyestiRa-
ton case at Springfield your reporter says:
Senator Fifer always thought Clary wus an
honest man- He had known him for thirty
years. Now, while this may be regarded us a
small matter, I ask you to correct the report
1t does injustice to the Senator and the credit Is
due the Hon. George n. How, who made the
reply in answer to Senator Fifer's question, and
am told Mr. How also said he would huve
IN view OF the proceedings on the charge No.
1t may be perti,.@nty asked, Wasn't tho
charge puertlel do not attribute personal
feeling TO the prcsentcrs. but the more repre-
hensbe motive Of falsfying facts iu order to
make high-soundlng "charge."
s CranY
, 1881-02-27
BY TELEGRAPH.


Special Dispatch to Tns Chicago Tribune.
1IyEHPooL, Feb ai-11:0 a.. m-FLouK-No.
Amorican lis; No. 2, IS Cd.
GKAlS-So- winter wheat, 9s Cd: No. do, IS: Nc
spring. ?s i'd; No. = IS 4d No. whitc ~ id; No.
do, Us Sd: No. club IS 3D.; No. DO, u Sd. Corn
New. IS I'd: old. IS Cd
PRov1sloSs-Pork, ess. lnrd, a2s I'd.
LIVERPOOL. Feb. 4-3 p. m.-ProyIsIoSs-Lurd-
Prime Western hrmcr at 53s I'd.
TALLoW-Prino city nruer ut :5s I'd.
oiLS-Lnrd oil steady ut 5Ss. Cotton-seed oll-yel-
low American stendy ut rs.
9F1HITs TURpEST1NE-Steady at SIS.
GiAtN-Wh Wheat-Winter stendy ut IS Cd Corn
Mixed HEIner at 81 6J5d for old ;-5s for now.
LONDON. Feb. &-5 m--IISsEED OIL-2s5s 10d.
SPIRITS TUnPEST1SE-35s 81.
ANTWERP, Feb. b.k-PETEoLEUM-Gf.
LIVERPOOL, Fob. 2a-CoTr0S-Dull Mt G3597 Lied:
sales 60u bales; speculation and export, 500; Ameri-
can, 5UU
PltovIs1oSs-Amczicanl lard SIS Cd Bacon-short
clear. is III.
TALLON--3Gs.
PETR0LECM-Henned,9 91ld.
The following were received by the Chicago Board
OF Yrade:
winter, y sd So. spring, j. id NJ: j, 8 Id Corn
strong nt os 3D. Cnrsues of const-Wheat In good
E4od VIZ delnand nnd nrm; none offered. 10 aTrtve-
lurd quiet and III lower ut SIS i'd Dacon L. c. as;
=. r. quiet and I'd lower, Ut Is 3D. IaIlow rniher
Cyl a and u lowS' @ a!s; Cheese Sss best .5s
white Mtch!snn. 9s I'd; Western red winter . ID;
spring, No. u lld No. u 81. Corn strung MANk
l.ASE-CaIgoss VI coast-Whent firmly held; fair
goes On passage-Wacat hardening. Corn quiet and
steady.
, 1881-02-27
SUBURBAN..

At last the Faculty or the University have an
! nounced the result OF the Deerlng essay prize
contest Tho successful ones are: G. 4. Foster i,
r. H. Swift, ". H. Huston, II. N. Hcrrick, and !.
r Brushtngham. In the report of tho judges,
the last lamed WIS tied with ]. i. Matlack Be-
tween them tho choice was made by the Delta
Epsilon fraternity. TO zach Of these Is given
prize OF SO. the gift OF Mr.. William E. Deertns.
of Evanston. The competition In this contest is
open to members OF the senior class, the essays
being written on subjects proposed by the
Faculty. who are the Judges. The five who take
these prizes become the contestants for the Kirk
oratorictl prize OF S1gU, which takes place dur
Ing Commencement week.
The Trustees will meet Tuesday In the village
Office.
The Senior Glass will elect tho participants In
class-dAy performance next Monday.
AN adjourned meeting of tho Philosophical
association will occur in the Public Libra.y
roouas Tomorrow, when Mr. 4. Nesler wilt glyo
bis paper on 49, The History OF PhotUgro ply, and
It's Application to ART, Science, and Social In
nuence-"
The Rev. 4. W. Patten will preach this morn
tng ant evening in tho Methodist Church.
The Rev. George Z. Noyes, D. D., will preach
this morning IN the Presbyterian Church.
The lte1'. 4: J. Scott will occupy the Congrcga-
t1onnl pulpit this morning and evening.
Tho Rey. George X Pierce wilt preach this
morning and evening In the Baptist Church.
The Rer. Frederic S. jewell will preach this
morning and evening in st. Marks Episcopal
Church.
, 1881-02-27
Union National Bank stock, $4,000, was sold at

Union National Bank stock, $4,000. was sold at
1885,; Chicago Gas stock, 5000, ar 1876. On the
Chicago Stock Board there we're sales OF Chicago.
Milwaukee s. St. Paul IS, Hnst1nRs s. Dakota,
$500 at 111sa, 5000 at u7,z: Chicago. Milwau-
kce q St Paul Is. Chicago s. Pacitc. 5000 ut
l0a5s: Chicago, Milwaukee s, st. Paul 6s, Du-
huque Division, Sl00l0 ut 10614; Chicago, Mil
waukee T. st. Paul is, Mineral Point, 5000 at
99H; Chicago, Burlington & Quincy Is. 5000 at
%, 5000 ut %; Chicago, Burlington Quincy SIS,
$4,000 at 104E: Wabash. st. Louis j. Pacific IS,
5000 at 9o11, 5000 at es,t, 5000 at a6K. Tho
following quotations were made:
, 1881-02-27
LONGING.

From Heins-For TaE Chicago Tribune,
On the North lonely cedar
On q barren hill doth grow;
1t sleepeth: ana with mantle Whtta
Eushrord 1t ice Gnd snow.
.Fis dreaming of palm-trce
That afar in the Morning Land,
Lonely and silent. is grieying
On cliff Of burning sand. ..
ASHLAND. CECIL HhCOuRr.
, 1881-02-27

Foreign exchange closed with u better feeling,
but without showing any difference in figures.
Sterling sold in New York as low 40 for sixty
day commercial bills, and bankers demand ut
471H. Tho tendency, however. is to return to
the prices Of Thursday last by Monday Or Tues
day next- Following are merely approximate
closing figures: Sterling posted rates. 4S9G4Sss=.
For sixty-day commercial bills for prompt de-
livery. 475G}4.5n- For threc weeks delivery,
477GS419. Sixty-day commercial bills, prompt
delivery on Havre, 53lllG5oS3. Bordeaux, 5313A
@5281. SixtJ-dny commercial bills Oh Antwerp,
deliverable prompt, were 533!5 1529S. Bankers
bills on Germany wcrc 93A- for sixty days and
934i for demand: ninety-day prompt CONNER
cial bills, 92113@93: sixty-day commercial bills.
prompt, 93GG3!:. Bankers guildcrs on Holland
were 3e.z for sixty days aud 3o3l for demand;
sixty-days' commercial was 39hG39 GIG. Ship
pers' exchange on New York was 50Ql60c dis
count,
Government bonds were stronger. In Chicago,
District of Columbia 365s were l0l bid and 102tts
asked; tho>4s, lex and 1125i; tho AIS, u1ss and
IL; the IS. 1001l and 100sl; and tho Is, 10l and
1OlH:. -.......-. ..
Chicago bank clearfugs were 7i,603,01 Loans
were quiet at 5D7 per cent, though some loans
at per cent were called. Currency and gold
were ordered from New York. New York cx-
change sold at Soc per 1000 discount.
The cleurings Of the Chicago banks for the
week nre reported as follows by Manager D. 4
Hale, Of the Clearing House:
Date. CTtdnn1s. Balances:
Monday .,.........-...-...-..s5 5:ahh5.! aG.N:
Mednesday-.-. G,s.aS 23.'o5, ~.
~ IL te'iSii
Friday. A3!Aan s.-att!
Saturday. 9*oS7'ooo 11o*
cotEssSoaaas Tsts'; week las; year.: SsS ss a
, 1881-02-27

Until exhausted, she would drop her anchor,
rest, and, holstinE her weights, would start
anew In this manner she slowly worked her
way to tho men. whom she relieved from their
dangerous situation. and sufeiy conveyed to
lnnd. attending to their wants, and gently car
ing for them at her fathers house.
, 1881-02-27

Short ribs seller Apri! closed ut <7e5. Long clears
quoted <74U lo0so urd $1.aJ boxed; Cunlber-
lanis 7@se boxed: long ent hams sGsgyfc; sweet
green hams, sAlue lveruEe, s3sGa3c.
bucon quoted ut 5}s@ialc for shoulders. sas4c for
short ribs, for short clcats 1U1yxc hams.
NIL cAnvased hnd packed.
BEEF-Was quiet at kS00sS.D for mess, S.GGaU
for eItra mess. and 81 ltk4gt.Uu for htu3.
, 1881-02-27

IScc- $3.50, ReriseI Stat
| 1t{es.
Every association aft
er baving complied
with The provisions of
this title, preliminary
Ito the commencement
tot banking business,
and before it shall be
authorized to COM
me11ce bunking busi-
ness under this title,
shall transfer and de-
liver to tho Treasurer
of the United States
any United States reg
ixtercd bonds, bearing
interest, to an amount
not less than $H. H.Nn,
and not less than one~
third of the capital
stock paid in. Such
i,0,.tts shalt l,c 3'cceiUetl by
tho Treasurer upon dc
pqsiG and shall be by
him safely kept In his
office Until they shall be
, 1881-02-27

~NrAA 3A%t l904s
Sec. 5-Rff,l,!eIing .ict-
Sec. 5. From and utter
no lst day or July, 1SSl.
M 3 PET ce1ltuln bonds,
authorized lu TIC first
Hetson Of this oct, shall
E hc ot.lU bonds receiv-
Anle as security for Ma
uonai bauk circulation,
or as secutity for tho
SAT fek keeping and
prompt payment OF the
pnbll: money deposit
60 with such banks;
put when any such
Bonds deposited for the
purposes aforesaid
shall be designated for
purchase or rcdemI}-
non By the Secretary
q the Treasury, the
5anktng Association
QeposittnS tho eame
.a4i! have the right to
substitute M other issues
y the bonds OF the
United States in lieu
Rereof. And
provided further, that
9c. 4 Of the Act OF
ssune !, 70. 1874, entitled
an ACT liking the
anount Of Unites States
noies providing for tt
redistribution Of the |
A.'Easaonal-bauk ~ curre1,-1
y. ~ and for other pur-
poses" be, and the same.
= hereby repealed; and |
10: - n5,i3 u',d J,1G0, Of |
tse &c !, ,Herlscd Statutes VI |
II. the tinted States be, a,,a
ena.sa!1 e% saiae are hereby IT.
, 1881-02-27
COMMERCIAL.

The following were the receipts and shipments
Of the leading articles Of produce in this city
during the twenty-four hours ending att o'clock
Saturday morning and for the corresponding time
q year ugo:
, 1881-02-27
MINING NEWS.

Spset1t Dispatch to TIE Chicago Tribune.
BOSTON. Feb. 3G.-The mining shares were, as
a whole. exceptionally strong and firm, with lit
tie doing In them, but much more thun yester-
day. The chungcs were fractional, and tho tone
yfeAkish.
6AN FRANCISCO.
SAN FRANCISCO, Cul., Feb. 2G.-Miniug stocks
, 1881-02-27

WASHINGTON. o. c., Feb. 21.-1u the Editor Of
The Ncsc York 7rilune-s1K: This first clause Of
Sec. of the new Funding bill limits tho bonds
which shall be receivable after July as security
for circulation Of the National banks 10 tho .
Per cents provided for In tho bill named. while
the last clause Of the same section reenncts Sec
hl59 Of the Revised Statutes of the United Stalcs
Ehich section authorizes tho National banks to
deposit any United Suites registered bonds
oearn. interest" If the bill become a law in
1ts present shape will there not q serious ques-
uon arise in the construction Of Sec. S? E. ".
1.-The point would seem to be well taken.-how
"el! our readers 1nay Judge BY making the fol-
, 1881-02-27

Tho totai vnue of the saies of local and mis-
celaneous securities made on the Chicago Stock
Board for the week ending Feb. e6 amounted to
<33a7, ,4i5; for the previous week S36a,6i0.
, 1881-02-27
BIZ TELEGRAPu.s

NEW fURk.
NEW YORK, Feb 2G.-Money per cent per an
mum, and hsGDk per cent per diem, closing at g..
Prime mercantile paper, 449LG.
Sterling exchange weak, ar 47Sk; demand,
481l:
, 1881-02-27

Hop Bitters have more patience than Job,
curing thousands Of patients daily. See Prov.
e1bs.
, 1881-02-27

n.
LONDON, Feb. 28.-Bar silver is 5o 9-16d per
ounce.
cbnused @faneo,a T. ,no5 mgorsoas on un-
3y;4.
PARIS. Feb. 28-2:30 p. m.-Frcnch rcntes, ST
Soc.
BERLIN, Feb. a6.-The statement Of the Impc-
rial Bank Of Germany shows an increase Of
specie OF II, 4,lG4 U0O marks.
LONDON, Feb. 2J-5p. E.-CousoB, a3k.
American securitics-New IS. 113ss; AS 114k:
4s, u61i. Illinois Central, l35: Pennsylvania
Central, G8A; New York Central, Isl; Erie, 4YS; !;
do seconds, 103; Reading, ;2H.
PAu1s, Feb. So p. m.-hentes 83t 671ic.
, 1881-02-27
THE BAKERS.

THE BAKERS.
The journeymen bakers held n very funny
meeting last night at No. 20S Bite Island ave-
nue.. 1t was a 81 circus" In all that the name i'm
pliee, barring the ground and lofty ,tumbling,
and an ancient Hiberuian named Plunkett and
q boozy individual acted as clowns. The former
insisted on monopolzing the whole time OF the
meeing by a fusilade of words ut the
portion of tae time husged closely to the pre-
siding genius. and assumed his prerogatves in
maudln tones and wild gestures The ring
master seemed unable to do anything of q par
lamca1ary character, and yielded quietly to the
two clowns There was au honest endearor to
Rardlng the ovcrwork done by the bakers, with
view towards taking action to re-
duce tho hours to twelve day. instead
OF fourteen or fifteen, as at present The ware
Is s. per day. and the journeymen work as long
ns their employers require them TO. A long
time was spent in listening to the jibes and fun
ny sayings of the clowns, and tho meeting final
II gave up business in disgust
, 1881-02-27

K11l.WAf
Chicago, ii. e. St. P. H. l. Is. Dak
IT. l2'A
1l65z 1l7,s
Chicnyu II. i St. L. X. r. Is, chic
Pacific. l9l0 lU 1194
Chicago, N. i ST P. L. L. Gs 5.
Minnesota. .................... ..... .l9l0 LOG 100
Chtcagu, " r ST. r. t. Il. Is, Dub.
Chicago. ii. i St r. ii, Il. IS. Mini
Point Division 1910 9S3 &N
Chicago & \. W. L. r. is. Sinking
Chtcaxo. j. / q. Il Il. ls...-.....t .l9lg g UK
Chicago. u. l. q X. Il. ss...,....... .lYl3 1UiA 1D5
Burlington Il Missouri Is in Neb... 1910 W Ae6
Jacksonville l. Southeastern lii. .1M0 ~ 1m
Wabash, St L. Il T. lSt NOR is, Chi
ca.o Division. .!90 NH
North Chicago City X. X 6s.- .....1AU 1llA 1f2!4
West division tity X Il. Gs. ~. 1u51{ lOi
West Division City Il X. .... 1tGLi 117
West Division City Il, Il, Ss........ Nil lUsA
, 1881-02-27

sSls. New IS. .......,.1lo3a
Sew s. Pacific is OF H6.. LII
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-21
FARMERS COLUMN.


In many sections Of South Jersey the
milch cows are staked in the pastures in
stead OF being allowed to pick the grass at
will. This is partly due that but few lences
are used, but principally to a lack Of grass,
which is necessary to the well.krepng Of
prod COW under the pasturage system. The
hot sand lie against the possibility Of always
having good "catcbes" Of clover, not that
the sandy soil will not produce clover, for
tacre are splendid patches of clover in those
sNctiun, but If by accident il is not sown es-
Gctly at The right period, and the conditions
sittalle as 10 rain, ETC., the crnp is not as
procured, then, only by cultivation, the
strictest economy must be practised in its
consumption.
A considerable addition 10 the stock Of
green food can easily be made by using
eOme Of our ordinary wcll-known farm pro-
ducts, such as rye, oats and corn in green
state. If rye is seeded down in the fall it
will provide an abundance Of early pasture,
aud this should be followed by sowing oats
and peas together, which, used in the
young and tender state, are excellent. Corn
should be thickly put in and cut as soon as
required. By following a succession Of
these in the manner stated small place
will not only provide all the green food ne
cessary for COW, but viii allow something
over for curing. Especially can this be
done if Hungarian grass is grown. 1t is
we'll adapted to light candy soils, aad two
or three cuttings can be made in q single
season.
If provender is desired for winter use
there is nothing 81 sure and certain as
crop Of corn fodder, to which has been add
ed cutting of German giant millet In
every case the feed should be run through
y cutter before using. This. in winter,
with a daily rotson Of hne bran, or corn
meal will induce liberal flow Of milk
even in the coldest weather. OF course it is
expected the animal will at the same time
receive good shelter and bedding, or else the
food will only g. to the creation of heat. as
toat is something nature always provides
FIRST OF all things.
The natural crab grass, which is consider
ell noxious weed, furnishes very fair pas
ture when young and tender, and it ac's
very beneiclally as a regulator of the sys-
tom also. II good clover and timothy can
be grown they should receive preference
over everything else;- but where this is not
possible resort to the young corn, oats, rye
snd millet will be found to be the best
thing that can be desired. They furnish a
change from one to the other as they sue
cessively come in, and a continual supply
OF green food may thus be had from the
ending Of the last frost down to the first
one Of the next winter.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-21
A DesneradO's Escape.

A communication from
Santa Fe, New Mexico, says:
Full particulars of the escape
Of William Bonney, alias
BILLY the Kid" from the jail
OF Lincoln county have reach
ed here. The Kid was in
charge Of Bob Alinger and J.
w. Bell, deputy sheriffs, cool
and brave men. 1t seems,
however, that by docile be-
havior the prisoner put them
off their guard. On the even
ing Of the day in question
Alinger had gone to supper,
leaving Bell to watch the
prisoner. Bell was sitting on
the floor talking, when the
Kid who was heavily sharkled
and handcuffed. approached
him pleasantly and suddenly
jumped at him with the swift
ness of a wildcat, hitting him
on the head and fracturing
his skull. He then snatched
Bells pistol and shot him in
the breast. Bell ran down the
steps and fell at the foot
corpse. The Kid kicked open
the door, procured a hatchet
and knocked off his shackles.
He also broke open the door
of the armory and took pos
session of several guns and
pistols. Bob Alinger, hear
ing the shot, left his supper
and ran toward the Jail. When
entering a small gate leading
through the Jail fence, the Kid
who was mp stairs, shot him
with a gun loaded with buck
shot killing him instantly. !
The town of Lincoln seemed |
terror-stricken, and nobody |
thought of opposing the Kid.
He stole a horse and rode off,
armed with four revolvers and
a Winchester rife. He has
expressed . determination to
kill Governor Lew Wallace,
who failed to pardon him, and
who, bya curious coincidence,
signed the Kids death
warrant at Santa Fe on the
same day that he escaped at
Lincoln.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-21
Her Terrible Adventure.

There were a party of four
couples coming over on the
Sarcelito boat, last Sunday,
and the prettiest girl of the
gushers looked up at Mount
Tamalpais and said;
ooh, that horrid, horrid
mountain. / had the most
frightful adventure up there
last summer you ever heard
Of! It's a wonder my hair
didn't turn white"
What on earth was it !"
chorused the rest.
"Well, you see, l was up
there with a private picnic
party, and l wandered off by
myself about a mile. picking
flowers. After awhile l sat
down to rest in a lonely canon
and before long l heard a
queer rustling sound in some
bushes right behind me. l
knew at once, somehow, that
it was a grizzley."
"Great Scott and you all
alone !" shuddered her escort.
"Not a soul within a mile.
1 was just paralyzed with
terror. l didn't dare to stir,
but in a minute | heard the
beast coming toward me
through the thicket."
"Oh, ifI'd only been there, y
said a pimply faced young
man, breathing very hard,
81 knew it was no use to
try and run, and l had read
somewhere that bears never
touch dead people. So I just
shut my eyes and held my
breath"
"Gracious %
"Pretty soon the great brute
walked up close and began
shifting me all over. Oh, it
was just terrible !"
"Should have thought you
would have tainted"
"Oh, I didn't dare to-"
said the heroine"
"Just then l suppose the
party rushed up and rescued
you!" said the appalled, au-
dience.
"No, they didn't. Pretty
soon I felt the great beast
pulling at the flowers in my
hat, so I just got up and
shooed the horrid thing away"
"What the grizzely p
"Oh, it wasn't a grizzely.
1t was a nasty old COW. But
just suppose it had been a
grizzely."
But the audience refused to
suppose" and the party
looked like a Quaker funeral
until the boat struck the warf.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-21

"A man who was too poor 10 indulge in
and luxuries other than children was pre-
sented by loving but unreckoning Wife
with triplets-three boys-and he sought
for some fSmily to adopt them. Mr.. Clark
was rather inclined to take them, but his
good wife thought one would perhaps be
enough. They were talking it over before
their little eight-year-old daughter, who
said "Why don't you take one of them
ma, or don't they want to break the set ?"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-21

An Invaluable Article.-The readers Of
the Argus have no doubt seen the advertise
ment Of Ely's Cream Balm in another col
umn. An article like "Cream Balm" has
long been desired, and now that it is within
the reach of sufl; rers from Catarrh, HAY
Fever, ETC., there is every reason to believe
they will make the most of it. DR.. W. Z.
Buckmsn, W. +. Hamman, Druggist, and
other Eastonians have given it trial, and
all recommend it in the highest terms
Easton Pa, Daily Argus, Oct, 1879.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-21

AsrWe understand that all the farmers
horses in this section that are giving NJ. B.
Roberts Horse Powders are able to plough
from one third to one-half more acres per day
than those that are given any other, owlns
to their laxative, tonic, and purify ing quail
ties. We advise all those that have not used
them to do so. They are not adutlerated with
bran or cake meal and sold by the pound, but
are put up IN neat packages from pure drugs
and sold for 25 cents by all druggists,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-21

HA-"Ofall sad words of tongue or pen
The saddest are these, 1T might have been.' "
Tho above quotation was forcibly brought
TO mind tho other day by hearing a young
lady remark that she would not now be dying
with Consumption, if she had taken Sines'
Syrup Of Tar, Wild Cherry and Horehound,
in November last, and cured her cold, as a
friend of hers did.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-21
New Jersey Premium Wine.

Physicians state that the Port Wine that
took the premium at the Centennial, pro
due I'd and offered for sale by Mr.. Alfred
Speer, OF New Jersey, is wine that can be
safely used for medicinal purposes, being
pure and free from medication and is more
reliable than other Port Wines. 1t is cs
pecialy recommended for weakly females
and the aged. For sale by A. j. During
and DR.. c. 7. Horn, Lehightoni and Zern /
Rapsher, Weissport, Pa.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-21
New York Union
DID HIM GOOn.

Mr.. Charles H. Bauer, editor OF the above
paper and Notary Publican late issue men,
lions the following Patrick Kenny, Esq,
some time ago, suffered much from rheuma
tism and tried almost every means to rid
himself OF this painful evil, but in vain. lie
was advised to use st. Jacobs Oil, which he
did 50 successfully, that all pain has left him
and he is as healthy and strong as ever be-
FORE Mr.. Kenny is an enthusiastic advocate
Of st. Jacobs Oil, and it has done him good
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-21

They had been engaged to be married
fifteen years and still he had not mustered
up resolution enough to ask her to name the
happy day. One evening he called in a
particularly spoony frame of mind, and ask
ed her to sing him something that would
"nove" him. She sat down at the piano
and sang, Darling, am growing DID,"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-21

The mytholcgical representations oI
spring as young lady dressed like an opera
bouffe singer, bringing flowers she has re-
ceived over the footlights of Timet are
things of the past. Spring is young man
with an ulster aud rheumatism.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-21

A big x-footer was lifting for all be
was worth on a wagon wheel which was
stuck, when q little two-f,,ot mite OF human .
ity, nearly as broad as he was long; and
just out Of long dresses and into pants, with
hands in his pockets and swaggering air,
sang out mister, do you want me to help
you can grunt while you lift."
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-21
What AiIn YOut

Is Il disordered liver giving you yel-
low skin or costive bowels; which have re-
suited in distressing piles or do yopr kid
news refuse TO perform their funetlons2 II
so, your system will soon be elogged with
poisons Take few doses Of Kidney Wort
and You'll be like new man-naturo will
throw off every impediment and each organ
will be- ready Tor duty. Druggists sell both
the dry and liquid.-EpaHsriAe TrbuHs.