The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-12-01

ONE new name for the year 1882. Ho1
easily to double its circulation. Try il
friends.
saranac Buck Gloves 65 cents, at JOS
Woerner's.
There will be a festival in Fisher
corner, Main street, opposite Covert
grocery, on Friday and Saturday night
next, Dec. I'd and Sd, for the benefit o
the Christian Church. All are invited
A great many people carry their relig
ion in their sleeves, where it will b.
seen. In this connection it may be vel
to remark that when they die they neve.
take their clothes to the place of judg
ment.
Children's Hats 25c. and up, at Jos
Woerner's.
A lady of Eaton made the remark in 6
business house that there was a town il
this county where the "vermin were
holding camp-meetings and pic-nics or
the heads of the childrenl" Where is
IL . w mere are OUT nllSSlOIldIIc !
An exchange says that whenever you
see a talking straight at a man
and beginning t. nod her head and keep
time to it with her appraised index finger
it is about time for somebody to climb a
tree.
Gents Linen Cuffs 2Oc., 25c. and 3Oc.,
at Jos. Woerners.
A nice way to swindle creditors is to
put everything you have in somebody
else's name and go right along, pocket
all you make and let those who gave you
credit whistle for their pay. No man but
a constitutional scoundrel will do that
way.
Charley Schlenker expects to have a
splendid display of articles in his line for
holiday presents. No use of going to
Cincinnati if you want anything in the
gold, silver, watch or clock line, because
Mr.. Schlenker will have them to perfec-
ton and at reasonable prices.
All Silk Handkerchiefs, for ladies or
gentlemen, 45c., at Jos. Woerner's.
The DEMOCRAT is not in the ''club-
bing'' business, except to club those who
owe it. 1t is worth $1.50 a year or moth
ing. Ii you think it isn't, don't take it.
Those who work to increase its %circula-
ton are allowed a good per cent, as all
men should be paid for their labor. Send
in new subscribers.
The world seems to be about equally
divided in opinion as to the best way to
preserve health and attain a good old
age. The one party believes in taking a
great deal of care and a very little wine,
while the other party believes in very
little care, and a great deal of wine.
Wool Lined Mitts SOC. and Csc. at Jos.
Woerner's.
A number of our young citizens started
last Monday for Walnut Ridge, Arkan-
sas, to hunt deer, bear and SIGH, among
whom were John and Geo. Hickman,
John and Clayton Burdle, Doc. Hart,
Vert Deem, Ed. Somers, Gid. Miller,
Jacob, Cline and Casper Stamback. We
wish the boys lots of game and a good
time generally.
Every day Coats $500 and $3.50, at
Jos. Woerner's.
Jaraes Deem, wife and son, met with
an EpsSt last Sunday night on their way
homo from Milton Spacht's, breaking the
buggy and bruising Mr.. Deem severely
about the face and arms. The other &C.
cupants fortunately escaped without any
injuries At first Mary declared her neck
was broken, but her Laughing strings
began to work, then she knew she was
all right.
Wool Knit Socks 121ac., 16c., zoe. and
25c-, at Jos. Woerner's.
While there are no cases of smallpox
in or near Eaton that we know of, at the
same time it is wise that every precau-
ton should be taken to prevent its raw
ages should it happen to come. In many
of the large cities east and west of us,
even in Richmond, it is prevailing to
considerable extent, and is spreading to
the small towns by means of the rail-
road travel, therefore precaution should
be taken at once, and the best one is to
v~accinate. Don't wait until you get it,
for then it is too late.
Boys Knit Socks at Jos. Woerner's.
A doctor will sit down and write a pre-
scription; time, five seconds: paper and
ink one-fourth of a cent: and the patient
pays one, two, three, five or ten dollars,
as the cast may be-. A lawyer writes
ten or twenty words of advice, and gets
from ten to twenty dollars from his eli
emf. An editor writes half a column puff
for a man, pays a man a dollar for put
ting it in type, prints it on several dol
lars worth of paper, sends it to several
thousand people, and surprises the puff
ed if he makes any charge.
Mems Buck, lined Mitts Csc, at Jos.
Woerner's.
The December number of the 'Phre-
biological Journal" has been received
1t is the last issue for the year 1881, and
like all its monthly predecessors, it is
bright and interesting. 1t is a treat to
read its contents. 1t will enter the year
1882 with a corps of contributors not ex-
celled by any other monthly in the coun-
try, which promises it to be more inte-
resting and instructive than ever. The
low price of this valuable periodical
ought to put it into nearly every family
in the country. Published by Fowler &
Wells, 763 Broadway, New York, at s.
per annum. Send for it.
Mems and Boys Winter Caps 25c. and
up, at Jos. Woerner's.
If the proprietors and managers of the
Skating Rink will employ a couple o
Do1ioa with baovv bootc opd nlubc Z,