Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1881-07-28
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the end of a web.
1t requires a man of considerable
push to earn his living with wheel
barrow.
An umbrella is different from man,
in that it is only good for something
when it is used up.
"Will the coming man ny?" asks an
exchange. lie probably will when the
coming woman gets after him.
The papers have deal 10 say about
the means of egress from our theaters.
We are more troubled about the means
of entrance.
About four Thousand seals were
taken at Cape Flattery this season.
All the schooners are leaving the
grounds. There were thirteen engaged
in the trade. None made money.
A Galveston man who has mule
for sale, hearing that friend in lIous-
ton desired TO buy Il mule, tclcgraphed
him: "Dear friend, if you are looking
for a number one mule, don't forget
me-"
"Eugenie, Eugenie, will you still per.
sist in wearing the hair of another
woman upon your head?' "Alphonse,
Alphonse, do you still persist in
wearing the skin of another calf upon
your feet?"
The population of Victoria City, B.
G., exclusive of Indians, has been as
certained by the census enumerators to
be 6,364. The population of the pro-
vince, exclusive Of Indians, will be
found to be about 25,OOO.
The will of the late Catherine n.
Quackenbush, of Albany, bequeathing
property to the value of 100000, main
ly in money and bonds, is being con-
tested. 1t is claimed that she was Il
recluse of very eccentric character.
Hostess Whispering to distinguished
amateur): 81 want you to sing next"
d. A. (whosc voice is not quite what ii
used to be); 81 thought | was not to
sing till quite at the end Hostess;
"Yes, but there are not ices enough,
and | want some of the people to go
away"
Chautauqua lake has many new at
fractions. A "childrer's temple has
been built for their especial benefit; a
shall of philosophy" in the Greek style
of architecture will be used for the
morning lectures, and new museum
will contain large number Of cnriosi-
ties and antiquities.
After four marriages of u conven-
tiOnal sort, and after arriving at the
age of so, a Kentuckian eloped at night
on horseback with the youthful belle
of Buskner, FASTENED romantically to a
clergyman twenty miles away was
chased by the angry father and is now
enjoying honeymoon tour.
A lecturer was once in 4 dilemma
which he will probably never forget
While talking about art lie ventured
the assertion, cart can never improve
nature" At that moment voice in
the audience cried out in grulf voice,
Cant eh? Well, then, how do you
think you would look without your
wig?'
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mouth spring at the cat, which would
seize it and give it lively shaking.
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