The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-03-29
Some Cheese spOlls a Wedding.

7 IMBERGER cheese has Teutonic
l. element In 1t which has not yet
found complete popular favor In this
country, and person who eats or han
dies it does not, as general rule, smell
like an American. There is O vast diff
ference existing between 1t and the
English dairy--a difference in seasoning
which people do not admire, the flavor,
perhaps being entirely too foreign to re-
ceive proper appreciation.
Be this as 1t may, Mr.. Caesar Snoggles
is young grocery clerk on Tchoupitou-
las street, and every evening after busl-
ness hours he brushes up his appearance
and calls on young lady who resides
on Terpsichore street. For some time
he has been suffering with bad cold
in the head and his comrades in the
store, noticing the fact, concluded to
play joke on him, and the other even
ing, Just about the time he was leaving
the store to visit his loved one, they
slipped slice of the stoutest Limberger
into the tail pocket of his coat.
On his way up in the car, PERSONS
stuck their heads out of the windows
and, while gulping in the fresh air,
stated that there were some men in the
world who the health officers ought to
look after. A few moments later Snog-
giles was seated in the parlor of his
adored one.
"Amelia," he murmured, "you don't
know how looked forward to this hap
by moment. Put your arms around my
neck and tell me once more that you
love me-"
She was on the point of obeying the
request, when the crushed cheese on
which Snoggles was seated raised q
deep and solemn smell as a protest to
the action, and the consequence was she
lifted her nose and glanced under the
sofa and around the corners of the room
in suspicious way. "Oh Amelia" con-
tinued Snoggles mistaking her action
for Indifference, what means this cold
ness. Tell me darling, you are not
angry with your own Snoggy, are
you"
"Mr. Snoggles," )" she replied, still eye
ing the corners, "I-I-think 1t is agreat
deal more comfortable in the back parlor
than here"
Soon they were seated in the back
parlor and again her nose pointed up
like spout to tea pot, but this time
she looked at him reproachfully and
held herself aloof.
"Why, Amelia, do you act so distant
ly toward me-" exclaimed Snoggles,
somewhat puzzled, "what has caused it,
my dearp Is it possible that you do not
love me any longer?"
"Ohl I-I-that is L think when
young people get married they ought to
know if either is afflicted in any way"
"What do you mean, Amelia ?'' he
inquired in surprise.
You know, Mr.. Snoggles, if either
of us had a dreadful disease it would
make our union so wretched. Tit Is
best to confess such things before mar
riage, think" and she moved farther
away from him.
But Amelia, L can't understand
what put such an idea into your head"
81 don't know Mr.. Snoggles, what
did it, but I'll speak to papa and let him
talk to you," and putting her handker-
chief to her nose she got up and left the
room.
is it possible that this poor girl is
the victim of some dreadful disease" said
Snoggles as the thought flashed through
his mind. sob no, it cannot be it will
drive me mad"
Mr.. Snoggles, " said the father enter
ing the parlor, and as he did so the Linn
berger made itself heard once more.
Ct deem it the duty of every true
man, if he has radical disease of any
kind, not to enter the matrimonial state.
The concealment is base deception,
SIR"
But there's nothing the matter
with me, Mr.. Bingham" replied Snog-
giles angrily.
"Come now ain t you got a sore leg 2"
Dang it sir, no."
swell, then perhaps it's a running
tumor ?''
"Am to be insulted !" screamed
Snoggles.
"Now don't get mad, my boy" said
the old man kindly, ''we can't help
these things you know, and if it's
catarrh why you can get it cured in a
short time"
EnouOh Mr. p;n0hao, ,, lou,lad