Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1881-04-07
THE DODGE CITY TIMES.
AMSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS

ApoLPHus.-You can overcome thai
timidity you manifest, when coeitating on
the proposition you wish to make to your
fair dulcena, BY closer and more intimate
scouain,ancs. You are not yet quite nps
in matrimonial progress. Young hear''
that have . yearniDg for each other, find
some convenient form Of exprsssions Of re-
ciprocating love, and some simple or tender
vords or actions for making known each
others desires for . matrimonial alliance.
II the old folks are not yelling for Melinda
after ten o'clock you may bet your last long
horn that they look kindly upon your
suit. And il MalInda does not yavp and
yawp, and twist and turn, You may reckon
that she. TOO, has iuclinations towards max
ing her home in your ranch. Ifshe per
mits you 10 give . parting kiss you may
rest assured that she u taking kindly with
your advances, and before the rouod.urs
Close, Will be in the loving condition Of &C.
cepting proposition for marrying for bet
ter or for vo,s E, even If your proportion is
only wink.
GnoRoE-rhe "cutiing" Of "wisdom"
teeth is no indication that you are arriving
.. . wise state. The "eye" teeth are the
ones tba, should make their appearance al
your sge. As you have neither wisdom"
teeth nor "eys" teeth. and have . moderate
amount Of sense. sagscity and 50 forth. you
can indulge in the belief that the possession
Of "~i-dom" teeth or EYE" teeth are not
necessary qualifications for . man Of WELDON
or sense. The teeth are only mcdaniel
inssruments, and are no more indicative Of
knowledge and poser in the human body
than the curl 10 pigs tail indicating HE
fauening qualities. ALI pigs have curled
tall, unless the rude boy has shorn the tail
Of ito twisted character, and all people have
eye and wisdom teeth, unless the said teeth
have decsyed OF have been pulled out BY the
dentiss's foscePs. Go on: you will learn just
y much with good molas.
LYHN.-I, y customary to eat peanuts
while sitting in public assemblsee in A.
tendance u theatre Or concert. We ssy ii
d customary; bot mot in the refined circle
II will do in the pit" or in the "Gallery,"|
among the hoodlums. Throwing beans over
the besds Of the audience il another Zoe Ar,
and i prsciicsd to perfection 10 frontier
towns. There vas time when Dodge City
people were not particular about these rude
expressions Of sage appropriations. Tursir.
cabbage bead, and potatoes we're thrown
proniscuously. We are glad 10 state that
the custom has gone out Of vogue. and the
much finer bean taks plses. We trust the
practice will soon b eliminated and hand.
keschief Airtaiion take the place.
ED.-The young gentleman committed .
breach Of etiquette. He should have re
manned in the aisle Of the church and per- |
miited his lady companions to enter and take |
seats 6nt, and then take the seat nearest the |
aisls for himself But instead BE- awkward |
~ seated himself asainst the wall. and al.
lowed the ladies 10 take seats On his right |
hand. A b.eech Of thess minor bat import
ant customs Of esiquetts can Be- overlooked
in one Who has not had the advantage Of
Of social education, but whose training has
been with The coyotes.
LounA.-Ws do moi regard gum chewing
y pernicous habit u dos not lead 10
bad results. Itn however. vulgar prsc.
lice, though he teeth are keps n alabaster
Ehitsnes. From this custom the jaws Oh
ain flexible and unehanssbls puspose, thsl
constant motion establishisg pssvsativs1
'saisst lockjaw. A young lady eoasfaatly