The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-12-13
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Poe was Raven mad poet
TGruelle.
sky.parlor dodgers are subject to
roomattics.-Gruelle.
The opening of new hotel is an
inn ovation Hartford Herald.
Men have many fortcs, but women
unanimously freeze to the piano-iorte.
-IGruelle.
Before marriage girls sweetheart
is her treasure; after marriage be is
. her treasurer Breckenridge News.
"Due unto others as you would
have them dunned by you,'' is the
way many people read the Golden
Rule. = Breckenridge News.
Some men achieve greatness. some
are born great, and some are born in
Central Kentucky Bowling
Green Democrat.
Peter Born, of Chicago, has been
arrested for shooting at q policeman.
IL would have been better Tor Peter
had he never been Born This aud
That.
Tho right time to kiss" is the
caption oil an article now going the
rounds Of the press. Kissing, like
death, claims al seasons as its own
when the old man Is away Tobacco
Leaf.
Wyoming is suffering from lack
of women. There are lots OF hus-
bands who are willing to assist Wy
omiug in this hour Of her great need.
Il Constitutiopalist.
The ronnd back style is growing
out Of style, and now fashionable
young ladies are lying on their backs
o. the floor Of nights trying to grow
raight again. Tx.
AIl'ugly girls wear bigt hats swhen
they 20 to the theater; 80 that peonle
can't see anything Of their faces with
ont getting ia front and looking back.
-(Loulsville, Argus
The Henderson Reporter wants us
10 enlighien it upon the training of
girls. That is water too deep for us.
Girls and empty pistols are things we
never fool With Breckenridge
News.
Reckon tho reason sons girls lace
SO tight is because they like to be
squeezed, aud not having any fellow
10 squeeze them, corset squeezing is
better than no squeeze at all. IL! State
Journal. Z
Poets are born not ma lie. Born
poets may frequently be, unmadef For
instance, it takes all the Poetry out Of
IA NAH 10 be stopped onthc street BY
his washerwoman and asked for her
last weeks wages. Hartford Herald,
To the political vision of the En-
terprise the wiggles in the Political
waters to-day are tic Young men,
They are determined to make the
old guard take rear seats. The Ken
lucky Legislature proves it Pa
ducah Enterprise.
There is quite a number OF enter
priSing gentlemen in almost every
com unity, who could be induced, BY
the large reward Offered, to so for thu
James boys, ii it were not for fea
they might possibly catch jesse
Glasgow Times.
The Western Kentucky Press As
ISOLATION will meet in Frankfort, Jan
18th. Say, boys, Allison HOLLAND
has an annual address that was rip
last June. Couldn't you get him tt
deliver it before it all dries up
/ State Journal.
A business man the other day il
Louisville, telephonea to his Goa
dealer, saying: "See here, the mex
time you send me a load of slate
don't put so much coal in it, as go
my hands dirty handling it thi
m,rning."- Constitutionalist.
Republicanism in Clay county i
White, in Jessamine county Brown
in Floyd county Scarlet, in Monroe
county Redd, 10 Elliott county Black
in Bell county Green and in Fulton
unity Gray When they all meet il
otate convention it is a, regular rain
bow aff.ir,--I Breckenridge News.
The favorlte wig Of John Wilkc
Booth, the assassin OF President Lin
coin, it is said, was made of the hal
Of his sweetheart, Miss Beckett, o
Richmond, Va, She died of typhoid
fever, but her head was shorn before
death, and her lover had the beauti
full light brown hair woven into
wig Louisville Ar us.
Young man, remember, that you
owe it to yourself and your parents t.
gain an honorable position in /. society
Therefore be very careful what you Dc
and where you go. AMI, above all
pause before entering saloon and SEE
II you have enough money to pay To-
your drinks. Never stand off the bar
keeper.-[ State journal.