Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-30
HUMOR.

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two pretty women at one sitting.
1.-THE coming man. is not always a
policeman. You generally have to go
and hunt him.
Pawnbrokers do not get much from
servant girls, as the principal they put
up is the clothes line.
IL thought you took an interest in
my welfare" said William. '.No, sir, =
replied Susan, ''only in your farewell. .
The fox whose tail was caught in a
trap was one of the first individuals who
''severed his connection"
What 'er back have you got," said
one fashionable belle to another. That
remark created hustle.
The latest gag down here is that q
young man in pressing his own suit
frequently wrinkles the girls Charles
Francis Adams.
The King of Zanzibar travels with
400 trunks. What fine subject he
would be for the typical American bag
gage smasher.
Elnlira Free Press: ''The new YER
sion substitutes bowls OF wrath for
walls There is nothing stingy about
the new version"
A Harlem mocking-bird is an adept
at singing Moody and Sankey hymns,
and nothing but the cage prevented it
from taking up collection.
Biddy-Ah, mustn't they be the heart
less hathans thare that wouldn't give
him a crust itself l fear the poor sowl
will die of indigestion.
Once they started girls seminary
in Utah. It tlourished well; but just in
the height of its prosperity, the princi-
pal eloped with the whole school.
It is illegal under present laws in Ar
kansas to sell a dirk or bowie-knife.
--Enchange. But everybody down
there buys toothpicks. :
s.Politics is game of grab" shouts
the man who has been left in the race.
The trouble with him is that the other
fellows grabbed first.
II haven't work enough for another
servant" said a lady to girl that ap-
Piled for a situation. "Oh, yes, you
have, ma am. It'll take precious little
to keep me busy was the naive re-
Spouse.
VENEER q man like the Canadian
weather clerk says look out for frost,
and "plant your buckwheat cakes in
July,'' instead of August, he should be
needed.
A Connecticut man has invented a
pipe that will light itself. This is an
underhandcd attempt 10 force house
painters to find some new way to kill
time. Boston Post.
A New York lady, examining an ap-
plicant for the office of maid-of-all-
work, Intercepted her as follows
..Mary, can you scour tinware with
alacrity?'' "Perhaps could, ma'am;
but generally have secured with sand"
A New York lawyer had his pocket
picked the other day. The thief was
found to be one of his clients who was
irving to get enough OF his fortune back
to buy dose Of poison.
"You can't both eat your cake and
have it.''-Ancieat PrOrer6. No! Well,
then, how are yo.i going to eat your
cake il you uon't Lave itP It's a
mighty good thing for the reputation
of Tie people that they are dead, and
fcan't be stumped by tough questioners.
A Norristown woman returned from
days visit to New York yesterday,
and, when asked how she enjoyed her.
self. replied: II had delightful time.
I spent four hours at the morgue, and
five dead bodies we're brought in while
was there. 1t was better than a fu-
neral NorTistoaon Herald.
A fashion item says the Dickens is
the name of new bonnet. 1t reminds
you of an Old Curiosity Shop.--BnHe-
tin. Or, rather. OF one of the charac-
tiers in that novel. When the bill is
read off by the fair owner OF the bon
net it sounds to her husband like q
Little Knell. = Pai0aclphia Netcs. You
should have used = i,ie 4 in the name.