South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1881-10-14
SOUTH 3ranel, 5ntelliaeneer.
RoMNEY. FRIDAY, OCT. ii. 1881.

"S"oN 80 VIZ WI I've iOi 8ti Vi uS. ue
trouble is in getting our share Of it. -.
Justice is like glass. which cannot be
bent but easily broken. :. Promises
made in affection require better men,
DRY than many possess. -. As the er.
ror OF moment makes the sorrow OF q
life. so one good deed done is the JOY
OF life.. very successful farmer
once remarked that "he fed his land be.
fore IL was hungry, rested it before it
was weary. and weedei it before it was
foul" Hard speech between those
who have loved is hideous in the memo
~, like the sight Of greatness and beau.
ty sunk into vice and rags. The la
test fashionable wrinkle is to perfume
2 .oves. =. The total value of the ex-
ports ot domestic breadstuds from the
United States for the month OF August
last was Sz5, 547 ,52l. A firm at Luz
ray. Va, shipped one day recently to the
Mort. 5000 pounds Of dried fruit :.
The first time q man deceives you, the
fault is his; IL he deceives you the Sc.
cond lime the fault is your own. 80.
Randall. the so-called evangelist, who is
in the Martiusburg Jail has been writ
lug to Guiteau and bidding him put his
trust IN Higher power. Luck is
ever waiting for something to turn up.
Labor, with keen eyes AMI strong will,
will turn up something. Luck les IN
he'd, aud wishes tue pos,man would
hrin. him the news Of n legacy. Labor
turns out at six o'clock, and, with busy
pen and ringing hammer. lays the foun.
daIion OF competence. Luck whincs;
labor VIII stiles. Luck relies on chance;
labor on character and energy. AZ
Brooks Mills. Ga. a few nights ago.
while Mormon missionaries wore hold.
ing meeting. citizens gathered with
guns and fired on the Mormon elders
and drove them out of the neighbour
hood. No one was shot. Fall and
winter evenings are the most profitable
times for mental culture, social happi,
hess snd rest. Perhaps comets make
50 much mischief because they are tail
beaters.-Pa Pain, like trusty sentinel,
guards every avenue leading To the cita
del Of life, and we are by it forewarned
Of danger. What comes after I 20
asked teacher of a pupil, vino was
Learning the alphabet. He received the
bewiidering reply: You do - 10 see
Liza" Pride is better than gold, for
il keeps us out Of the gutter; but va hi
ty is The gate that opens the way to
failure and ruin. You are sure 10
get bar aims from the dealer who advcr-
tlscs. lie puts his name in the paper
because he isn't afraid to have people
examine and compare his good. -.
Pride of mind is the attribute Of honcs
people; pride Of manners is that OF
tools, pride of birth and rank is often
the pride of dupes. 800. DR.. johnson
once, speaking OF Il quarrelsome fe!lo@,
said eff he bad two ideas in his head.
they would fall out with each other"
lit is one OF tie worst errors TO sup.
pose Tat there Is any other path Of safe.
" than that Of duty. England last
year imported 1,349.8J6 barrels OF APP
pies FROM the United States. OF these
$4,000 barrels were shipped from New
York, and $40, 800 from Boston. All
flesh is gfasS-And some OF it is very
green. IA Georgian got 1000 melons
of three acres. How many the darkeys
got is not mentioned. The United
States imported for the fiscal year end.
lng jane 80, 1881, 1913, 1888 pounds OF
tea, ~hich cost abroad S2l ,0l4,9l3, the
freight to this country not include !.
There are two things that every
farmer must have-things that subserve
like purpose and are OF about equal i'm
portance--a grinds.one aud a newspa-
per. ... Elderberfies are not so named
because they are older than other Der,
ries. They derive their hamo from the
fact that an elder Of q church first dis
covered their color by sitting down on
bunch Of them At a picnic. -. When
q young man is alone With his best girl
he is generally supposed TO be "boIding
bis owr." FiGy.two new National
banks have been organized in this coun-
Try in the pas; six months. "A Negro,
after gazing at some Chinese, shook his
head, and solemnly said "lf de white
folks am so dark out dar, / wonder
what's dc color OBJ de black folks ?" 80.
You won t suit me at all, as the man
said to the tailor who refused him cred.
it,. Tho faculty Of Yale College has
voted unanimously to adopt the new re-
vised version of the New Testament.