The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-02-24
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VIE. Tumuy pus Fseos a sohnnl
osis Il hs pscasi ior lubch he calls u a.
ID3saa fsn@rsison-
III IL rery ransa 10 tai zsn who's
wife i thrv.. II q 10 bo4 eD0rsh ior hir
aasilss coi1 epongh ~ hin.
"a Nlaheeuia ,nssne' gives bis plan d
ieeplng onsnrn He diga = deep psi ia ih'
sasfh. ppn bis oRsoas ~ and lsls thea
pasy laeFs
"A yosag woman Who onoe sang 30 d.
rsneiy. 'Uh. h&a She vings ola dove.
ks saos faArtis1 50. "a now giRd - gc'
ehAsicz leg
Ill sss great pity that sone people
grow hsiisr ~ they grow old Il seems -
lhoughi The more teeth they Lose the taorc
,hey w&al 10 bite
--'Ii il shanas. husband. thai have
10 81 here mending Jour old clothes.
"D0as esy word about il, wife. the least
saiA. The soonest racnded
An Iowa editor called a concert A''mu.
sicAle, and hall bis Subscribers stopped
The paper They sid they wouldn', pa.
rauiEo a man who conldnt spell mnsictl
better than that
--"wbai dld tie puntAns come 10 this
couutry foff" asked Massachusetts, teach
~ 81 Bis clEss To worship God in their
ovn WAY aud make ether people do the
same. pas ihe reply,
III you have made . mistake don't
think Il eonAesocusion 10 apologize. The
true gentleman is .lvays ready 10 reciify
abluBder Only the mule bites with one
end spd kick. with the other,
The prudeBt man now goes and Dor
ross lawn mower from bis neighbor.
The neighbor ia very ready 10 lend Il al
this season. Aad by the time he wants !,
uiil have forgotten wha, be did with II.
-''liov did you like the hymns" be
asked his city cousin ~ be left the church.
One Of them Was jus. splendid. replied
she "Ahl which oney" The one in the
Dort pew. with black curly hair, and saeh
killing black eyes.
"A Boston man HAS just been showing
all lhs sights Of that charming city TO
New Yorker, And now, said he. tell
mo honestly is not this city thoroughly
aniquef' New Yorker; Eyes, indeed;
'ass. one, c9lae, horse,
Indgnan, mother: 'surcly you don't
mean this for a likeness of my soni It's
mol got his nose" Photographer: I'm
very sorry. but the fact is the nose never
does come GU, quite right with the first
copy. II you take dozen"
Alter the evidence Was in, a Galveston
Judge asked the accused, who was charged
with stealing watch. II he had anything
more TO Offer III did have mn old watch
10 offer You. ledge. but my lawyer borrow
ed II aud hasn't brought 1t back yet +"
Twenty Brooklyn ladies voted on the
question: HAS young lady the right to
kiss gentleman with whom she takes an
evening driver" There were nineteen A.
tirmatiye votes. The one negative vote
was cast by woman with red hair and a
glass eye.
The fame Of Edison is waning. The
lamp which he bad patented is extinguish-
od by Mr.. Maxim; However, there is an
other maxim; while the lamp holds out
10 burn. the viiest sinner may return,
and Edison may yet do something to save
himself
"A lecturer once prefacod his discourse
on the rhinoceros, with n must beg you
10 give your undivided attention. Indeed
it is absolutely impossible that you can
form true idea Of the hideous animal OF
which 70 are about TO speak unless you
keep your eyes fixed on me!'
The young milkman and his girl stood
before the Justice OF the Peace. You
take this milk ahoml--this man for but.
ter or for worse2" the mighty man Of the
Law inquired The girl said il never a.
curd to her before, but she supposed she
would II that was the only whey.
Johnny camc home from school the
other day very much excited; "What do
you think pa, Joe Steward, one Of the big
boys, bad an argument with the teacher
lbout question in GRAMMAR" What pc.
siiion did Joe take7 "His last position
was across chair with his face down"
--i4ady.like qualities cannot be conceal.
"a. no matter 10 wha, position she who
possesses them may bo placed. A Lead
lille lawyer was cross-eramining woman
30 The witness stand, aud becoming some
= hat abusive. she exclaimed: II am
aiy. by thunder, snd don't you forget
tf'
do y0u really believe that an ass
yer spoke TO BalaAms queried man
y lao pridel himself on his intellect, Col
ridge. TO whom the question was put, re-
Iioc,e,l; my friend, have no doubt
@hatcyer thai the story is true. have
I'en spoken TO in the same way myself
The man Of the inqniring mind retired for
meditation.
"A German professor vas going home
little under The weather.. He stopped 10
'esi assinsi lamp pos, and unbu,ioned
his ulster. When he determines TO start
lie hu,,onci up his Goa, and found himself
fast TO the post He spent
lnan 81 anxious thought trying TO ac-
roan, for this on scientific basis, but q.
taIly discovered, under the inspection Of