Daily Republican., 1881-05-12
BREVITIES.

| Sun rises at ~. .........Sun sets III.
Warwick Root Beer at Smiths Sl9 Market
Tapestry, wool and velvet mats 9sc. store.
Parker, cupping and leeching lO3 E. I'd St.
| Great bargains in -four at WIS. Townsend s,
Sixth and Tatnall streets.
If the streets are ever cleaned we may find
the Worlds Fair.
If YOU don't get any gold at your golden
wedding your hair will be silyered.
Great bargains in tiourat W. s. Townsend's,
Sixth and TAtnall streets.
For a good cigar 90 to Nichols, Sl3 Market
street, first class Pool table in rear
Awnings OF superior quality, at the lowest
market rates. at John Willie's, 4Ol Market st
Families can be supplied with the best
-four at TOwnsend's', 9TH and Tatnall streets
The place for fine American Gold watches
is Is East Fourth street.
Young men, when they are once dyed in
pleasure and vanity, will scarcely take any
other color.
What is it that can always get up quicker
| than II well dressed man can who has fallen
on dirty pavement? His temper.
Many "a young lady marres rich man.
but finds soon after that ne Is IL very poor
husband.
beloved ones, divine and human, by nature
endeared to each other.
For good pair of crystal spectacles call on
Prof Charles ltalie, private residence 27
Market street.
Ifyou want to see a crowd go to Barry Got
walls parlors, Sl2 Market street, his ice cream
is fine and the people will have it.
Mems White fine Marseiies Vests slightly
soiled reduced to Sl.OO former price -. 50 at
the Boston One Price Clothing House.
A Boston artist is credited with having
painted an orange peel on the sidewalk 50
naturally that six fat men slipped down on it.
The ladies give as reason for marrying
for money, that they now seldom find any
thing else in man worth AaEang.
Ifyou want good parlor suit for little
money made up to order 60 to- W. W. Wood
wards, Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Warwick's Root Beer &c per glass, 15c per
quart; ladies send your pitchers, you will get
il ice cold from the fountain at Smiths 81"
Market street.
White vests for boys from 10 to 16 yea q
only SOC at the Boston One Price Clothirg
House.
CALL AND EXAMINE THE IMPROVED COR
RuGATEp CONE BOTTOM WATER COOLERS, ALSO
A FlJLL ASSORTMENT oF.ICE CREAM FREEZGRs
AT II, +. PICKELs, I and EAST 4TH srRsEF'
Ifvou feel weak. and feeble drink Var
wick's Root Beer it gives tone to the Sto'aach
and puries the blpQI. A strictly te aper-
ance drink at $40 Market.
Eyes sir" said Gallagher, '.it was hnny
enough to mako donkey laugh lf aghed !
till cried" apd when he saw s-aile go
round the rooJA he gpew red in the face and |
went away mM~
Now is the time to, drink WarwicS,s Tonic
Root Beer the great blood puri Ter ,drawaa
from an ice cold iountain at Smiths sl9
Market street.,
Two mer. have been committed for trial OR
attempting 4 to pass gilded sixpelGes for hah
soyerelgps When the prisoners are brought
up they will plead mot gilt-y?"
A Boston girl who answered an advertise
ment fer q seriaant said she belonged - the
Schumsn ClGb, and would rave to De alb
sent one nigbteach week for rAhearsals.
A cool refreshing drink tor ladies, at
Smiths Sl9 Market street, Send your
pitchers yoS,will get it ice cAd from tas foun-
tain, none SO good rs Smiths.
Mistress: "Why, what Is that smeA, Iane?"
Jane: 81 lease, MN, tie brandy got split,
ani II sipne my best with the puddin', but
m afraid it don't flare Giuch with paraffin."
A washerwoman, a regular and attentive
'istenep at church, was, commented by her
nnrson stYesn she said, "after my hard
weeks work is done l. git so rested to come
to church and sit and, think about nothin!"
"Ntusi, hath CHAINS to soothe the savage,
beast. ;" as the man said when he put a brass
Dsnd around the neck of his bulldog
Con. for dispensers of Justice: What is
.he difference between fireplace obtained
m credit and a country magistrate The
,ne is the unpsAd CRATE, and the Other the
great unpaid.
A provident uncle reproached his extrava-
rant nephew, "YOu have spent everything
iou had unhappy bOy!' Except my debts.
on cannot renrOach me with having spent
hem" answered the unabashed youth.
Self-reP Pect Is the noblest garment with
which man may clothe himself-the most
,levating feeling with which the mind can be
nspileti. One of Pyth0gora's wisest maxims
'njoins the pupil to reverence himself,
A pair of lovers idly strolled
Adown an avenues
Said he snow tell me what It is
That you would like to do2"
She tossed a chip into the brook
Beneath the cooling shade,
Said she I'D like to shed my ahoes
And git In thar an wade.H