, 1881-04-27
PERSONALS,

Anna Dickinson says that Manager Stesoo
is tho king pin VI l.ars."
It Is bulicyetl TINT Sltting-Dn!l wiIl .uy,
rondor in tA.no to get II patr of spring pan.s.
Tho Crown Prince ot Italy Is very ncat,
related TO himself. Ills purcn,u were an,
cousins. r,
Tile gentlemen hnvlnx Donnybrook FalfI,
chnrge shuttiI Eun,U over aud rIAlt Nas.I[ngt,
heforc tho Senutc ndjuurns for tho l,ilsposc i
getting fow pUtnters.
It Is understood that A[r. Held wiIl n
mnrrIcd In nsbcs.bt.ruycs pnntst with sky-blo,
st1sprndcrs. His collar will be 15ts inche,, dua.
fttte, With n noot.ott- tho water neclttc.
Ofr, Vanderbilt bought S5,ooo,o3o mote oE
Government bonds tho other day. II Will,a
continues to kuup up bis lick tho nun that xp.a
him scissors to CLIP counons with will beeops
opputent.
l',st his suffering, past Ills pain,
Ccnse to wocp. for to,lrs nro ralu;
d Catm the tutnult III thy brcast,
papa's got bis ungcl vest.
Spring 01itadru.
The Catholic bishop Of Detroit has Issued
pastoral letter forbdling tho holding Of any
plonIo eauurslons by water or rnfs. This could
hurdy be improved upon, unless 4 ukuso agAinst
carrying ctlstard pies ulong was aIso psulau.
Haiud;
IA Boston paper says that 'A1ay Is one Of
tho unluuky months for marriages. The Other
unIuuky months uru juno, July. August, sep.
teml,er, October, November, December Jana.
nry, February, Mnreh. anu Arrtl."-6mad
Jut,es T'lden.
III Gcrrlany tho mischief done 10 GROWN,
hoys ny tobacco has been found 10 be 50 great
forbid lads under ID fro.n smoking in the sree:s.
In America tho mischief IL done TO tho growing
tobacco by boys.
Now that Mrs. Howe, the woman bankt,
Of uost0n, hus bccn convicted Of swln'lEEug, per-
haps Gall Humilton Will refund whatever money
Unn bc shown to hnye gutie Into the Ladies' b.
posit Bunk after her letter assuring everybody
tint It WIS Mll right WIS published.
A. paragraph stating that Milwaukee Cd
itar hid been nppo!uted to n Government poa'
ton worth q. .st0 per ycar nppcurcd In Il Huston
journal headed IA Journalist In Luck" hh
| certainly u yrent pcco Of good fortune for tuI
| tunn to bo ablo to get away from Milwaukee.
In Albany. Editor-tn-C Chief" Tlu abdut.
| tton ut May Aduus wa3n fiction. I understsl3+
Mr. Reporter" NopoAer-. I.e-e-s, 1t Viii 4
llotou. Dut 1t was mighty Euod raa1tnas
| Editor-"Tho clerk OF tho call,ltii9roo.n Ntshts
to see you. III have nj mighty good rcadias ID
this papee."
The Wilkosbarre Record says !lat tie rh|'
| adelphta Press Ia " tho best paper published"
Editors who can toll three story and basement
lies like this With hot summer cosn!ng on ara
| evidently In tho wrong business. Such reeslea
oulrngo could DO botter utilized on tho battlt
toid than in newspaper o.jice.
Tho name OF tia Chinese Empress wht
died tho other day was T'sze- -An-Tunn-fu kaas
II Chno-Yu king HUNG Tai 1ion. VI
should like to see the brerca7cd Empcsot s|e
tuto the philadelphia Ledger ot!lce and rcGues
m obituary vorso with something IN IT tla
would rhyme with tho dcccased's name.
It Is' not known whether Farrasut eve
told a lie, but he boat George Washington eas''
enough whom 1t came to getting monument
a. Sunduy-snhool books invariably sta'e sba
boys who don't lIo always prosper, It loax'
though George had forgotten q little waeh
was telling tho old Geptielnaa TINT ghost s'oF
about the chorry.trco.
" 10 IN a Journey far away"
| lie snld-and no stooped and kissed mo tnea-
"osSs a2 ssfs n9f hS a@s GREGG aaa
Byt only feT s!!ott as m91ts H. haa ns9, .t.,,
-iiF@sS| FSf;S|; S$:a asSs' " lid III ill IL this"
NJ 20 to tho Lodge, my darling wife,"
Ila safd--ant1 he grabbed bis oveTcoat-
"How shall mss you my love, my ltfo-
Gopd-byc", With my eyos In tears ltloat
hut only five minutes ur - had ttod
When buck ho game lEka q direful Fases
VT could not leave thee, my donr." he mid
Eo bud seen my detective ut tho gate'
-. y3xnt Wifi