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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18
Answer This Question.

Why do so many people we sec around US
seem 70 prefer TO suffer and DO made misera-
bio by Indigestion, Constipation, Dizziness.
Loss Of Appetite, Coming up Of tho Food,
Yellow Skin, when for IS cts, wo will soil
them Shiloh's Vilalizer, guaranteed 70 cure
them. Sold by Hickox 81 House, druggists,
COS Main street. Dallas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

INVALUABLE FOR RAILROAD MIN I'll suf-
Iered Tor more than year with Indigestion
and during the last six months / was very
olllons, occasionally having dumb chill, fol-
lowed by fevers, which Frustrated me. / took
simmons Liver Regulator, and Tor several
months have been as store ard hearty as
any man cosld desire TO be. | IA thoroughly
satisfied that IL Is all II is recommended 10 be
for Indigestion and bilious c,n .laipts. for
mine was certainly stubb n % o. have
heard many OF my friends pet Of 1t, and
they al agree thatit possess The virtues
you claim for 1t.
"a. Ii. Hightower, Con, NJ, & W. r, r.
"Gouv valuable medicine has entirely cured
me of the most distressed case OF dyspepsia |
ever saw. am never without It on nay
engine, as It always relieves me of any dis
tIesSed feeling after eating. 1t is the best
family medicine In the world, and never let
ltget out at my home. In Its praise you may
add to this, j. "A, MALLET,
Engineer c. r r. Savannah, Ga"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

Justices, notarles', Unite' States commis,
sioners' and all kinds of blanks for United
states, district ana county courts kept con-
stantly on hand and lat lowest prices, at HER
AID Job office.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18
shiloh,s Cntnrrh Remedy .

A marvellous cure for Catarrh, Diphtheria,
Canker mouth and Head Ache. With each
bottle there Is an ingenious nasal injector for
tho more successful treatment Of these COM
plants without extra charge. Price 80 cts.
sold by Hickox s. House, druggists, 60b
Main street, Dallas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18
Texas d vt. Louis Railroad.

To the Editor of the Herald:
Tyler, July 5.-Plesse announce that on
and after July 9th instant the passenger fare
on this railway. will be three cents per mile
to and from all points on the line.
JOHN H. PERRY,
General passenger and ticket agent.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

A victim of early imprudence causing
nervous debility, premature decay, etc., hay
ing tried in vain every known remedy, has dis
covered simple means of self-cure, which he
will send free to his fellow sufferers. Ad-
dress j. Il. Reeves, 4S Chatham street, New
York
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

Get your job printing done at the HERALD
srEAMJoB PRIErIN9 OFFICE. All work exc
cuted with artistic taste, and at the shortets
notice. Satisfaction z, aranteed,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18
OPEN FOR TINE SEASON.
OPEN FOR TINE SEASON.
HUGHES SPRIhG s
Northeast Texas, "a miles West OF
jefferson. ON the East Line a
Red River Railroad,
THE COMPANY ANNOUNCE THAT
This Delightful Watering Place
and Summer Resort
WILL BE OPENED JUNE 1ST.

E'ok the Accommodation OF Visitors.
with many additions and improvements
over last season. No mosquitoes. All rail
telegraph. Hotel and OF sine first. class,
These SPRINGS are molt delightfully."- s,tpn-
TED, In the midst of enormous hills of solid
lren ore, with beautiful streams OF running
water. The best hunting and fishing Dee1
Irsquenuy seen In sight OF the hotel. Fine
alley, nice and well arranged bath honsas
win all the modern oonveniences, and an
elegant string band secured for the season
All railroads In the state will sell round trim
excursion tickets to the Springs.
l., keierence; Former guests. For further
PROPRIETOR HUGHES SPRINGS,
May 2S. 1881 tim Casa Coun,v Texas
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VIII save this hair and keep 1t In q strong and
healthy condition, because 1t will stimulate
the roots of the hair, and restore the natural
action upon which Its growth depends.
Burnetts navoIing extracts are absolutely
pure.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18
HVfir0DhObfa.

Dogs transmitlt through their teeth. Teeth
should DO kept clear from virus. Use Sozo-
don't, keep the human teeth clean, and no
damage can be done by the man who says 10
his girl, Il feel like eating you up, dearest. I"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

A fine article Of clsret wine, genuine Hol-
land gin and cognso, English porter and ale
you will always DO sure 70 find at moderat
prices q, L. CAperon's, No. 900 Main stree
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

Do no. forge, to visit Locb's frce-snd'easy
show which is open every night, and public
rehearsal every day at one o'clock. Two
new stars Tonight.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18
Abilena.

Ifyou want drink of old Monarch whisky
call on j. @. Woodson, Bank Exchange
south Of depot, on Oak street. He keeps the
best brands of cigars, fine wines and liquors
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

Hosmer lays water piping as cheap as the
cheapest and with experienced workmen.
Gall on him and get his prices at 406
Elm street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

Let your motto be Liberty or Death /" and
II 1t comes TO 4 choice, take all you can in
Blackwell's Fragrant Durham Bull Smoking
Tobacco
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

"Conrad's Budweiser is daily gaining
ground over the many spurious wines and
LIQUORS now in use.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

Tho "Conrad's Budwoiser Beer" "a very
line and cannot be surpassed by any other
bo.r. Letter from physician.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

The cheapest lot of bedsteads in the town
at the Union City Furniture company, Gil
Elm street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

The Boss bed spring is the thing for this
weather. Only sold by Union City Furni-
ture company, Gil Elm street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

For all who use b rown's Pepsin Tonic, say
1t is a sure cure for Dyspepsia and Bick Head
ache. Try 1t: For ssle Dy Hoyt & Coffin and
W. ii. Howell & Bro, Dallas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

A. 6 Il. Mit,onihal havo jus, received q
arge stock Of Brussels, Ingram and rag car
petsof tho most exquisite patterns.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

"Hoal,h IL better than wealth. Is q maxim
which ough, 10 DO observed by using the
Conrads Budwelsor Beer.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18
son tvs
CHILL. and FEVER
n nj TIE ID OFT III

The enormous sale last year OF this well -es-
tablished Chill and Fever Remedy and the
few specimens OF testimonials below stamp IL
AZ unuouDtedly The best extant"
LEEsvILIE, Texas, June "a, 1881.
messrs. thompson, Georges Co., Galveston,
Gentlemen-Y Your schott's Chill Tonic has
almost superseded all other chill medicines
before the public In this section. When given
according to directions IL rarely fails TO break
the most obstinate case OF chills, l consider
IL an excellent Tonic and one OF the best Anti
periodics. The price should recommend 10 to
the public, as IL is the cheapest and most Of
fectual In the market. Yours, respectfully,
JOHN M. FLY, NJ. ID.
WACO, Texas, June 30, 1881.
Messrs. Thompson, George 4 Co., Galveston /:
Gentlemen-I have been selling sohott's
Tonic for tho past twelve months, and II af-
fords me pleasure 70 say that IL has given en-
tire Subtraction hsst respectfully, yours,
W. BEHRENS,
McpsAS CRY, La, May o. 1891
Messrs sTh"inpson, George & Co., Del. .-.s..
schott'e Chill Tonic, and up TO present writing
have sold al retail two gross. All through this
country IL Ia tho Chill Tonic, and has never
In this section.
To-day can rot do without II. eend me one
gross by return steamer.
can send you q hundred certificates from re-
liable and responsible parties II you wish.
respectfully,
o. PEAsLIE, Morgan City Drug store.
For sale by Thompson, George & Co., CAL
WESTON and Dallas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

Gall only for Conrsd's Moss Rose Bourbon
Straight Soar Mesh, the finest in the world
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

A good silk parasol can be bought for 1fty
oerts ~ A & Il. Mii,on,hsls, COG Elm
ttfeat
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Agents and Onnynssorn

Make from S25 to s50per week selling goods FOL
Il. q .RIDE0UT & CO., 10 Barclay Street, New
york. Send for their battle-ground terms,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

Are sure cure for Liver Complaint, Constipa
ton and Biliousness.. For sale by. all druggist
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18
AUGUST DRAWING

l,9bO Prizes. a,Io an
Whole Tickets S2. Halr Tiokets Il ~
~ Tickets $50. IS Tickets 40
Remit money or bank draft in letter. a,
send by express. Don't send by Registered
letter or .postofiioe order. Orders of Is ana
upward, by express, can De sent at our expensc
Address all orders 20 X. NJ. BOARDMAN.
Courier journal building LonkviIie, XIV.
or K. M. BoARDMAN, 800 Broadway, New
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18
Attraction.

For the public good;"Courad's Budwois
naar "
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REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Recorded during the past two weeks to
,.,b inst, Reported BY Jones & Murphy
"a AGENTS, Office No. 100 Main street, OPP
a., 9, leorpe hotel;
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-08-18

u. t. HVHHhoi
Grocer, 1913 Elm ST., East Dallas
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24
The VaSab0ud Sage.

An old man of very active physiog-
nomy, was brought to the police court
His clothes looked as if they might have
been bought secondhand in his youth
full prime; for they had suffered more
from the rubs of the world than the pro-
prietor himself.
"What business ?"
'tNone; I'm traveller"
"A vagabond, perhaps?"
sfYou are not far wrong. Travellers
and vagabends are about the same thing.
The difference is that the latter travels
without money and the former without
brains"
"Where have you traveled?"
Cali over the Continent.
'.For what purpose ?"
: "Observation.
'tWhat have you observed ?"
"a little to commend, much to CEN
sure, and great deal to laugh at"
"Humph What do you commend ?"
ga handsome woman that will stay at
home, an eloquent preacher that will
preach short sermons, a-good writer that
will not write too much, and fool that
has sense enough to hold his tongue"
"What do you censure?"
ga man that marries a girl for her fine
clothing, a youth who studies medicine
while he has the use of his hands, and
the people who will elect drunkard to
office
"What do you laugh at?"
81 laugh at man who expects his po-
sition to command chat respect which his
personal qualifications and qualities dc
not merit"
He was dismissed. d.-Erchange
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24
Mince Pie Did 1t.
,onrt was full

The court was full.
I mean the courtroom was full. OF
course the court might have been full
also, but it would be ibelous to say so.
(See 2. Ills, p. n, Nix VS.. Stix.)
''Silence in the courtr' said the bailiff.
He did not say this with any idea that
anybody would mind, but because he
got 50 day for it. ..
The case of Rollingstone VS.. Rolling.
stone, application for divorce on the
ground of cruelty, was to be heard. The
first witness was Beatrice.
"What is your name, madameP" asked
her lawyer.
Beatrice Rollingstone.
"Msiden name"
''Boneset."
elias your husband treated you
cruelly?"
"Yes, sir"
'1n what repect?"
"He said could not make mince pies
like his mother"
"What resemblance does the defend
ants mother bear to mince pie?" in
quired the court.
ooh, I meant that he said I couldn't
make as good pies as his mother could"
'Let the divorce be granted" said the
Judge.
Rupert stood like one stunned, but Fl.
nally turned toward the doors in dazed
sort of way, saying to himself: "Be-
trayed by mince pie. Ha, ha! Ha, hap
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24
THE RIVER And HARBoR BILL PASSES.
Earminrin Ininoi..

In 1879 Illinois produced one-ffth q all the
corn grown in the United States, and according
to the latest advices the crop Of 1880 will bear
about the same proportion. to the. corn crop OF
the country. The report OF, the Board of Agri-
culture shows that during the past twenty-one
years, after receiving fair remuneration for the
cost Of the production of their corn, the farm
ers of that State have realized anet profit OF
nearly 81, ,OOo, ,0OO, 900. The average yield per
acre during the past year was thirty-three
bushels. In twenty-one years this has been
exceeded only eight times, the average in 1872
being forty bushels. The present corn crop OF
251, 900, 600 bushels has been exceeded but three
times-in 1875, $50 O0O 600; in 1877, 270 600 Ooe;
and in 1879, 3O6, ,OOO, 900: The profits on wheat
have of late years increased the wheat acreage
at the expense of the corn. The average price
N past years has been greater by. some cents
than the average for 1880, but the total value
of the crop was ss4, 600, ,OO0-a value which has
been exceeded only twice in twenty-one years.
The value of hogs marketed in 1880 was S22,
137, 600; in 1879 it was SIG, ,000 The value
of cattle in 1880, s17,o26,0OO; in 1873, $1e,-
751, 900.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24
Laughter.

There is not the remotest corner or
little inlet of the minute blood vessels of
the human body that does not feel some
wavelet from the convulsion occasioned
by good hearty laughter. The life prin-
ciple, or the central man, is shaken to
the innermost depths, sending new tides
of life and strength to the surface, thus
materially tending to insure good health
to the persons who indulge therein.
The blood moves more rapidly and con-
veys a different impression to all the
organs of the body, as it visits them on
that particular mystic journey when the
man is laughing, from what it does at
other times. For this reason every good,
hearty laugh in which a person INDUCES
lengthens his ife, conveying, as it does,
new and distinct stimulus to the vital
forces. Doubtless the time will come
when physicians, conceding more i'm
portance than they now do to the in
Auence of the mind upon the vital forces
of the body, will make up their prescrip-
tions more with reference to the mind
and less to drugs for them; and will, in
SO doing, find the best and most effective
method of producing the requirra effect
upon the patient.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24
Full Of ssSpecs.o

The real old-fashioned Yankee is still
a fixture among us, though some writer's
would make us believe that he has been
dead for years. There was a genuine
specimen in the Erie depot yesterday,
and he was explaining to several inter-
ested parties:
'Father-in-law lives here in Jersey
City, and I'm on visit Ike. Thought
I'd bring along few traps and things
and get up dicker or two. Any of ye
like to invest in that p
BE put out the model of rat trap and
said:
s'This trap not only catches the var
mints. but Il chokes iemto death, throws
the body out of that back window, and
then resets itself. In the top is an alarm,
to go off any hour you want and wake
up the family. Here's an apparatus on
this side for grating spices. Amy of you
like to buy county rights ?"
No one did, and he then placed before
them vessel, about which he e1.
planned:
ing this iron cover on the bottom it be-
comes a kettle. By inverting the cover
you have spider. The pail is half
DuSnel measure 10 Brdan. Once around
it is exactly a yard. Its weight is exactly
two pounds, and I sell the county rights
for $50 each"
The next was boot-jack, which could
be transformed into fre-tongs, press
board, stove-handle, nail-hammer and
several other things. He had an auger
which bored four holes at once, gimlet
which bored square hole; washing
machine which could also be made to
serve as a tea-table, and one or two other
things, and as he reached the last he
said:
Gentlemen, am full of speculations.
I'll invent anything you want. I'll sell
anything I've got. I'll take pay in any,
thing you have, and I'll give every one
of you chance to make million dol
lars -
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24
The DRY Climate of Colorado.

A medical man, writing from Colorado,
says he has been paying particular atten-
ton to the effect of the climate of that
State upon healthy and consumptive
persons, it having been advertised as
highly beneficial for invalids troubled
with affections of the lungs. The doctor
finds that healthy persons lose flesh rap
idly when coming into the rare atmos-
phere of Denver and Leadville, which
are situated at a great height from the
sea, any many of them are taken with q
dry catarrh which results rapidly in
quick consumption and death. Invalids
usually run a very short course, and die
within a few days or weeks. Not wish
ing to appear biased, at all, in his opin-
ion, the doctor asks invalids to judge for
themselves whether they think they
would enjoy basking in such climate as
Colorado.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24
Compulsory Education.

On the whole, looking back over the
last ten years we can see that the Con-
tinental system of compulsory education
has lost ground in the United States.
Our people object not so much to the
principle as to the processes and ex-
pedients requisite for Its application.
They exhibit here what may be called
the rough side of national virtue; for
an unconquerable aversion to official
oversight and intermeddling, even when
undertaken from the best motives, is in
separable from habits of self-regulation
and self-help. We have learned to think
that partial acquisitions are better when
self-earned than the imposing but
emasculating favors of paternal govern
ments.-NeaD York San.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24
HOUSE

The standing committees were called In their
order, and among the reports presented was
one from the Committee on Agricultural re-
commencing the indefinite postponement of
House bill No. 593, by Mr.. King, amending the
game law. The report was agreed TO. The
the Commissioners of Muskugum County to
borrow $500 to complete the infrmary of
the county; (passed Under suspension Of the
rule); bill by Mr.. Bishop, for the relief Of the
sureties of A. N. Robinson, ex-Treasurer OF
Clermont County; to abolish the Office Of Rail-
road Commission.
Mr.. Hill, of Hamilton, offered . resolution
for committee Of five to investigate as 70 the
management Of Ohio State University. Laid
over under notice to discuss.
Mr.. Estill moved to reconsider the yote ON
the King local option bill. Carried. Mr.. Car
penter at once demanded the previous question,
and the vote on the bill resulted-yeas, IS;
nays, 42; there being no changes in the votes
of those present since the last vote.
DIR. Scott's House bill, directing the payment
of certain school funds belonging to the Vir-
ginia military portion of Warren County into
the Treasury of the State as Q part Of the
irreducible debt of the State, and paying there
on to the schools in that portion Of Warren
County. passed.
House bill, by Mr. Porter, authorizing New
Philadelphia to construct glass and levy
special tax for the same, was reported back b,
the Committee on Municipal Corporations and
passed.
Mr.. Tyler of Licking introduced q bill makins
minors liable for penalties when obtaining
liquors.
Mr.. Tyler of wyandot introduced q bill pro-
viding that any man who whips his wife shall
receive twenty-five lashss inflicted by the
Sheriff Of his county in conviction by Justice
of the Peace
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24
The German EMPEROR. Speech.

Emperor Williams speech, at the opening Of
the Reichstag, in Berlin, contains Ian important
appeal to the working. classes, which is expected
to influence the elections, which will probably
be held in june next. The Emperor says the
remedy for Socialist excesses must be sought
mot only in repression, but equally in posi-
tive attempt to promote the welfare of the Ia
boring classes. His Majesty says he hopes the
Workmen's Accident Insurance Bill will be well
coined by the Reichstag as compliment to
legislation against Social Democracy. In the
same category is the bill to regulate the con-
stitution of trade guilds by affording means for
organizing the isolated powers of persons en-
gagged in the same trade social and moral eff
cheney. The speech announced the bill for con-
sideration of the Reichstag, as allied Govern
ments are still suffering from difficulties insep-
arabic from simultaneous sitting of Imperial
and Provincial Parliaments.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24
Neither the One Nor the Other, and
Roth

An Iowa man finds himself in the pc
culiar predicament of being lawfully
bound to two wives, neither Of whom he
can live with. He was divorced in Illi-
8ois. and 9ld married ds again in Iowa. The l,!e
subsequent marriage bigamy. While in
Iowa he may live with wife No. 1, but is
guilty of adultery as to wife No. 2, and
he may live in illinois with wife No. 2,
but is guilty of the same offense as to
No. l. He cannot take either wife
across the State line.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24
THE NIGHT BEFORE THE MOVING.

All shimmering in the morning shine
And diamonded with dew,
And quiyering in the scented wind
That thrills its green heart through;
The little field, the smiling 6eld,
With all its flowers a-bloNing!
How happy looks the golden field,
The day before the moving!
Outspread meath the departing light,
Twilight still void of stars,
Save where, low westering, Venus hides
From the red eye of Mars;
How quiet lies the silent field
With all its beauties glowing,
Just stirring-like child asleep,
The night before the moving.
:.
Sharp steel, inevitable hand,
Cut keen, cut kindl Our field
We know full well must be laid low
Before its wealth 1t yield;
Labor and mirth and plenty blest
Its blameles death bestowing;
And yet we weep. and yet we weep,
The night before the moving.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24
The seaut,rul NOON At penyer.

On the night Of the l4th a very unusual
phenomena connected with the moon was wit
messed at Denver, Colorado. When the moon
rose there were streaks of light reflected from
its different sides. In short time these streaks
disappeared, four lunar dogs appeared and soon
four beautiful lunar bows appeared on line
with the dogs. Later, the bows became simply
halo, with the moon and dogs situated at
nearly equal distances apart on the circle. The
halo soon contracted, becoming closed to the
moon and leaving the dogs outside the circle
About ten o'clock the halo disappeared, the
dogs soon followingit it.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24

D1sooNTENT for me would mean in
felicity, and the consequence a continual
embarrassing of those around me, which
would be snything but felicity for them,
and as like all to be happy about me,
Til still hug my precious jewel, content
ment, and never once allow myself to
believe that I am cherishing fault OF
sin.-Youarkie.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-02-24
sli.erxin Minnesota.

There is misery in Minnesota. In Bigstone
County, Lac qui Parle County and adjacent
country, where shanties were erected by settlers
in compliance with the homestead law, the peo-
pie are completely showed in, and are suffering
for want of fuel. They have burned what hay
they had, and are now burning wheat II the
cold is not soon dispelled, great suffering and
consequent loss Of life must ensue.