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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04
LATEST NEWS pY MAIL.

New York, May 80.
The Times says Conkling told friend
yesterday that he was confident of sue
cess. The programme of Conkling and
friends is to adjourn the Legislature sine
die and turn the election over to the next
Legislature, unlesssthe Governor should
see fit between now and next January to
call an extra session. No one could be
found who credited Conkling's professed
confidence in reelection at the present
time by Republican votes, but many
think there may possibly be change in
public sentiment between now and next
Fall that would tolerate his return to the
Senate. At all events they say this is
the only chance he has, and he proposes
to avail himself of it. Postponement
until next Fall will at least give him this
advantage that his strongest and most
influential opponent in the Legislature
will in the meantime be removed from
the Senate. As soon as Judge Robertson
assumes Office OF Collector of Port, he
ceases to be Senator according to the
laws Of this State. The half-breeds
would therefore not only lose one vote
but would be without their leader in the
canvass that would take place at the
extra session. There is only one possible
hitch in this programme. 1t is not GER
tain that the stalwarts can force an adj
journment sine die. Before it can it
must pass a resolution fixing day by
both Houses. 1t is very doubtful whether
the stalwarts in the Senate can muster
sufficient strength even with the aid OF
seven Democratic votes.
DUBLIN, May 80.
A bailiff went to serve writs on the
property Of Mr. Hutchins, near Mallow,
county Cork, ON Saturday. Some women
gathered around and seized him. They
destroyed the writs and then stripped
him naked and threw him into the river.
They caught him as he came out and
him with furze. The unfor-
tunate man, more dead than alive, was
then tarred and feathered and hunted
through the country A large party of
police went out from Mallow to rescue
him, but after securing the country they
were unable to find him.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

The Philadelphia Weekly Magazine
for Saturday, March Sd, 1898, has the
following remarkable death notice: Sat
New London. (Connecticut), Mr.. John
Weeks, aged IA. When LOG he married
his tenth wife, who was only l6. His
gray hairs had fallen off, and were re-
newed by dark head of hair. A new
set Of teeth had made their appearance,
and he ate three pounds of pork, two or
three pounds of bread and drank nearly
8 pint of wine a few hours before his
death"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

A lady alighting from street car met
an acquaintance who said to her: "You
appear to be excited?" $50 I am. I had
to stand up the whole way" "Did no.
body offer you seat?" ''Yes, one man;
but | declined it, thinking he would urge
me to accept" "And he didn't" No.;
The beast went on reading and never
looked up again. Bah! If there's any
thing I hate its hoggishness in horse
carr
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

An Alabama father committed suicide
because he thought his wife loved their
daughter more than she did him; A Cali
fornia girl because her father married q
woman who was her junior; A Rhode
Island mason because he carelessly built
wall out of plumb; q Georgia negro be-
cause he could not feel that he had sat
isfactory quantity or quality of piety; a
Maine farmer because balky horse ex-
asperatea him; and Michigan bride be-
cause her husband of three days swore
at her.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

Sign Of an approaching proposal:
Mother" remarked Duluth girl, 81
think Harry must be going to propose to
me. "Why so, my daughter" queried
the old lady, laying down her spectacles,
while her face became like the moon in
its fourteenth night. "Well, he asked
me this evening if l wasn't tired of liv-
ing with such a menagerie as you and
dad"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

A class Of boys who were very much
interested i'll the teachers description of
the exploits OF EngAsh sportsmen in In
dia, when one of the lads, unable to re.
press his enthusiasm. exultantly Observed:
That's bully. My fathers a hunter,
too. Indeed" said the teacher, che
hunts quail, cartridges and other small
gamer! " No; he fights tigers. I heard
mamma tell him if he didn't stop it we'd
be ruiued,n
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

In a proclamation forbidding the per-
secution Of the Jews, the Governor Cen
eral of the Russian province of CharkoF
declares that he will not hesitate to put
the region under martial law and punish
rioters with the greatest severity.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

NJ. Gambetta has had enough expert
ence, as a French political leader, to know
that the bulwark of Republic is intelli-
gencc among its people. Lately, he de-
livcred speech on education, in which
occurred this passage:
Since the great national misfortune Of
1870, our watchword has been "More
schools!" And with schools we will cover
French territory, north, south, east and
west. Let us spread enlightenment and
science. Light more light" said
Goethe, in his dying moments! This is
my political creed and faith in the future
of France. l know of no other. What
we desire in our national republic is the
tranquil, undisturbed development Of law
and order while we are progressing.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04
NEW TO-DAY.
Delinquent Sale Notice.

DAY SILVER MINING COMPANY.
--Location of principal place of business, San
Francisco. California; location of works Jack
rabbit District Lincoln county, New Notice -
There is delinquent upon the following de.
scribed stock. on account o! assessment mo ~
levied on the sixteenth DAY Of April, 1881 the
several amounts set opposite the names of the
respective shareholders, as follows:
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

The New York Suns story that Blaine
was connected with the Star route fraud
turns out, as might have been predicted,
to be slanderous. The Sun is noted for
assailing regulations, even without any
evidence at all
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

A fine old toad, which imagined it had
q jewel in its head Though the jewel
proved in the end to be only q maggot),
refused to listen to the small toads, not
only when they attempted to advise it,
but even when they'had valuable infor-
nation to communicate. At length the
small toads did nothing but tell the fine
old toad how big and pretty he was, and
that If he would sit on the railway he
could upset the locomotive. The fine old
TOAD got on the rail, but when he saw
she locomotive coming he jumped into
the ditch, thinking everybody would
hasten to pick him up and set him back
after the engine had passed. But in
spite OF all the prophecies of the small
toads, nobody came, and the fine old
toad was left in the ditch.
Moral: Never resign until you are sure
you can be reelected. IN. Y World.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

The original Of "Mary had Little
Lamb" was written by John Roulstone,
of Boston, son Of Colonel John Roulstone
proprietor of q popular riding school six.
ty years ago. "Mary, the owner Of the
lamb, is now Mrs. Tyler, OF Somerville
Mass. Nobody seems to know what has
become Of the lamb.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

1t is anything but pleasant to have an
illmannered person opposite you at din
ner, remarked peevish young lady.
Very true, replied Fogg, her vis.a-vis,
"but then don't mind it. I'm bound
to make the best Of it.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

The first line of telegraph in the United
States. was established between Baltimore
and Washington in 1874. This was the
Morse plan, which has since become the
almost universal system Of the world
FIFTY million messages were sent during
1880; the companies employ twenty. four
thousand persons and have fourteen
thousand offices.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

In China there is fish that crosses the
meadows at its pleasure from one creek
to another, often mile apart.
1t must be a crawling fish.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

81 see that Stephaine wept when at
the altar. just give me chance-but
no, ! am quite too awfully young
[Gail Hamilton.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

Gambetta has carried his point at
Paris, Gladstone has scored another sue
cess at London, and Grant is on his way
to Albany. The Ga are winning this
year.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

did you call your brother liar."
asked the parent, and the culprit replied:
" Well, ] said he was sewing-machine
aren't"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

Good temper is like sunny day; it
sheds its brightness over everything; it
is the sweetner Of toll and the soother Of
disOuietude.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

The New York Legislature is COM
posed of l60 members, of whom log are
Republicans and 81 Democrats.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

Says the Cleveland Plaindealcr Demo
craticl: $50 it, Garfield! Go it, Conk-
ling! Hit him, JIM Hit him Conk! 1t is
fun for the Democrats. Keep it up!''
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

The new Secretary Of the Navy has
been four times married. Then he knows
all about squalls.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

"The latest Gag down here is that a
young man in pressing his own suit FIRE.
quently wrinkles the girls. Charles
Francis Adams.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04
HOUSE FOR SALE.

r WILL SELL MY HOUSE IN BRISTOL,
which Is Furnished complete, at very low
price. Any person desiring to pur hasc said
property can learn particulars by calling on me
in Phoebe.
ap-1m DICE WELSH
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

Man is like pin; the size Of the head
does not indicate how sharp and pointed
he may be.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

Didn't the European Jews-harp when
the rioters got after them.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04
FOR SALE.

business HOUSES. DWELLING HOUSES
Is and furniture. Four Work Horses and 1
5 \ inch Fish Wagon for sale Cheap by
o7lm CHAS. STEIN.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04
Dissolution Notice.

fl,HE COMPREHENSIVE HERETOFORE FIX
L listing between r. W. Brown and Q Sparks
Brown 4 Sparks, has this day been dissolved by
mutual G. consent. r. W. Brown will collect all
BILLS due the lats firm and pay all Indebtedness
Of the same.
T. W. BROWN,
my2s.30d Q SPARKS.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04
Down to the Bed-Rock!!

-. 1t seems to be the desire now of the people Of
r0ehe and vicinity to buy their goods low down that is
at Bedrock PRICES - '' -
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04
Dissolution Notice.

rTNHE FIRM OF SCHUSTRICH K KLElNE'
i carrying on the Brewing and Saloon bus,-
ness at Phoebe, Nevada has this day Dissolved.
The business Of the old firm will hereafter % Pc
carried on by Louis Kleine, who assumes an
liabilities and collects all indebtedness due
said firm.
Phoebe, April ID, 1881.
ape.lm LOUIS H.R1NE
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04

An enchanting smile-The mint julep.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-04
- - - g q. IS - .

This is the true spirit and will increase the prosDer
the people, for no goods be sold on time bv oo
unless the purchaser pays for the time given Apc;nat
ing the aa wants and desires of the this regard we
surprise the most credulous. We are now ono;nn "i
immense stock of Ors at
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29
EIniillacs. VIC.

Debt, poverty and suffering haunt
ed me for years, caused by sick fam
lily and large bills for doctoring, which
did no good. was completely dis
couraged, until one year ago, by the
advice of my pastor, | procured Hop
Bitters and commenced their use, and
in one month we were all well, and
none of us have been sick day since
and | want to say to all poor men,
you can keep your families well a
year with Hop Bitters for less than
one doctors's VISTA Workingman.
215w2.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29
GIVING AND LIVING.

Forever the sun is pouring Its gold
On a hundred worlds that beg and borrow
His warmth he squanders on submits cold,
His wealth on the homes Of want and sorrow,
To withhold his largeness Of precious light
IL to bury himself in eternal night.
To give
Is TO live
The flower shines not for itself at all,
Itsjoy ia the Joy it freely diffusssi
OF beauty and balm IL is prodigal,
And it lives in the light it freely loses.
No choice for the rose but glory Of doom
No sxhals or smother, 10 winter or bloom.
To deny
IL TO die.
The sens lend silvery rays TO the land,
The land its sapphire streams to the ocean;
The heart sends blood to the brain Of command
The brain TO the heart its tightening motion
And over and over we yield our breath,
Till the mirror is dry and images death.
To live
IL TO give.
He 10 dead whose hand 10 not open wide
To help the need of human brother
BE doubles the length OF his lifelong ride
Who gives his fortunate place to another
And a thousand million lives arc his
Who carries the world in his sympathies
Todeny
L TO die.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29

"a WOu,ht sent free TO those who wish to engage
M 81 i'm Inc most pleasant and profitable business
v Ealuown. Capital not required Wcwil furnish
ENE kyou everything. SO day and upwards is easily
~ 1jnade without staying away from homo over
p might. No risk whatever Many new workers
wanted no ouc, Many are .naking fortunes at the
business Ladies' make as much as men, and Young
loys and girls make great pay No one who Is will
ing 10 work fails 90 make money every day than
can be made in ~ week at any ordinary employ
mont. Those who engage Mt once will find snort
road 20 fortune. Address H. Ilallct Co., Portland,
Manc, 4o9yl
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29

MY dear young lady" he exclaimed,
'you should have feet large enough to
be seen, and then they wouldn't be trod-
den upon" Her brow relaxed, her eyes
sparkied, her lips smiled, and the in
Jury was forgotten.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29

at is anything but pleasant to have
an ill-mannered person opposite you at
dinner" remarked a peeyish young
lady. very true replied Fog, her
vis-a-vis; "but then don't mind it.
I'm bound to make the best Of it,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29

Over Jealous A servant girl hear
ing Der mistress ask her husband to
bring "Dombey and Son with him
when he came to dinner, set two extra
plates for the expected gucsts.-London
Truth.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29

He happened to press the foot OF "a
young lady who was setting next to the
door in getting out Of street car.
The domsel, COMPRISING her brow into
an awe-inspiring frown calculated:
"You clumsy wretch !" Many men
would have looked foolish and apollo
gize. but be was equal to the occasion.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29

Base ball is old as the world, as is
proven by the very first line in Gene
SIS: In the big inning" ctc.-Cin-
cinnati Saturday Night.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29

The Lowell Citizen has discovered
that ~. S" printed after the seal on
legal documents means Lick the Seal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29
Rely on the Druggist.

"Malt Bitters are the best 'bitters. >"
"They promote sleep and allay
nervousness.
"Best Liver and kidney medicine
we SELL"
"They knock the'chills' every time"
"Consumptive people gain flesh on
them"
"Malt Bitters have no rivals in this
town."
"Best thing for nursing mothers we
have"
ave like to recommend Malt Bit
ters." June.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29

A play on words-taking the die
tionarv for euchre table.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29
Eczema Rodent.

L. III. Drake, Esq, agent for Harper and Brothers,
Detroit, Mich, gives astonishing account OF his
case Eczema Rodent, which had been treated by a
consultation of physicians without benefit, and which
speedily yielded to the Cuticura Remedies.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29

At II. NJ, December Il, 1879, the
telegraph operator at Leadville receiv-
ed the following dispatch:
New York, Dec. q, 1879.
To John Howard, Leadville, Colo
RADIO: Your uncle died Yesterday,
from a stroke Of paralysis. You are
his sole heir. BARToN kEID.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29
(lticura
Itching ISumOrs, Scaiy HumOrs,
Blood HumOTs speedily, per-
manentiy and economically
cured when physicians and all
other BcthOds fail.

Cutitura Resolvont, the new blood purifier, inter-
nully Cutcura, medical Jelly, assisted by the Cuti-
cura Medicinal and Toilet soap, externally, have por-
formed the most miraculous cures of itching, scaly
and scrofulous humors ever recorded in medical an
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29
Salt EShcuIIa.

VIII Mcdonald, 25i2 Dearborn street, Chicago,
gratefully Acknowledges a cure of Salt Rheum on
head neck face, and legs, for seventeen years
not able to walk except on hands and knees for one
year not able to help himself for eight years. tried
hundreds of remedies doctors pronounced his case
hopeless permanently cured by the Cuticura Remo-
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29
RinguOrsss.

Geo. w Brown, IS Marshall street, Providence, r.
L., cured by Cuticura Remedies of a Ringworm Hum
or got at the BARRIERS, which spread all over his ears
neck and face and for six years resisted all kinds o.
tran
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29
Skin. DiseaSe.

s. A. steele, Esq, Chicago, ILL.,, says: ~ will say
that before used Cuticura Remedies in n fear
full state and had given up all hope Of ever having
any relief. They have performed wonderful cure
for me- and of ray own tree will and accord rccom-
mend them"
Cuticura Remedies are prepared by Weeks q Potter,
Chemists and Druggists, $50 Washington street, Dos
ton and are for sale by all druggists Price of Cut
ieura, Medicinal jelly small boxes, 30 cents; large
boxes al Cuticura Rosolvcnt, the new Blood Puri-
fer, Al per bottle. Cuticura Medicinal Toilet Soap,
Is cents Cutcura Medicinal Shaving Soap, Is cents
in bars for BARRIERS and large consumers, 90 cents
All mailed free ON receipt OF price.
Send for Illustrated Treatise ON the skin
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29
NOR CAIAERN,

Hay fever, cold in the
head, etc, insert with
little finger, a particle
of the Balm into the
nostrils ; draw strong
breaths through the
nose. 1t will BE alb
sorbed, cleansing, ana
healing tho di.cus ed
membrane.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29
EOr pcalness

Occasionally apply q
particle into ana back
of the ear, rubbing in
thoroughly.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-06-29
Is coLLINS
wrMc tlfcrno'
PLAsTEns

plant, malaria, fever
urinary difficulties, an
The stomach, over the J
Price Is cents. Sold
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-07-31

Every lady who has used sGlenn's
sulphur Soap'' will admit that the Inn
provement Of the complexion should be
classed among the fine arts. Though
she may be past the heyday OF youth,
yet, like a faded picture retouched with
its original tints. she blooms anew un-
der the influence of this rejuvenating
soap. 1t has too, q rare and delicate
odor, far superior to most Of the sickly
perfumes Of the day, and 0 distinguished
chemist pronounces It harmla6a Be
ware of ~counterfeits. See that &c. N.
Crittenton. Proprietor, y H. printed on
each packet, without which none ID
genuine; Sold By druGeistss a Is cents;
taneousH Hair Dyo,' Is also q wonder
worker. It Gives to glBy hair or any
undesirable color q most perfect and
brilliant black or brown tint,-is safe.
stre and cheap.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-07-31


MI. P. ". Carroll has returned from
Fort Laramie. M b ia gslafsa1 4a.aa.
Hon. A. R. Converse and family
have returned from the east. Ia.
Officer Thomason returned yesterday
from a fishing excursion up the Poudre.
Mrs. L. H. Congdon and family, of
Omaha, went out to Salt Lake yester-
day.
Messrs. Law and Borie will go down
on the Julesburg branch to-day on bus
mess.
w. M. Borie, esq.,, and wife, parents
Of train dispatcher Borie, left yesterday
for their Ohio home.
Ben. Morrison left yesterday for the
purpose Of inspecting some cattle on
the Northwestern road.
Major H. Glafcke returned yesterday
from the west, and will leave for the
copper mines on Tuesday.
Mrs. Col. Murrin is still improving
nicely. She was able to sit up awhile
yesterday, and gives promise Of carly
convalescence. q. - 81 sas.oa 50
Rev. N. A.. Chamberlain and T. M.
johnson left last evening for Leadville,
where they will attend the M. e. con-
ference next week.
Mr.. Abe Idelman, of the firm OF
Idelman Bros, is travelling through
western Wyoming, and Is meeting with
success wherever he goes.
Prof. c. L. Wells is in the city. The
professor is succeeding admirably as q
ranchman, and seems to have taken on
a wonderful amount of reserve physical
force.
B. F. Pinneo, Of Greeley. went down
to Omaha yesterday to see Miss Burke,
the lady who challenged Miss Minnie
Pinneo to an equestrienne contest.
Ben thinks that Miss Burke has good
sand or she, wouldn't have the hardi-
hood to challenge his daughter after
she had won 90 many races.
At Dyer's: J. r. Reeder, +. D.. Nor
ris, James Passman. Horse Shoe; l.
Hobbs, Colorado Springs; J. E. Woods,
q. s. survey; B. B. Conner. Rawlins
j. Wora, VIM, Lloyd, Omaha; J. R.
Werning, Baltimore; J. Francis, Chi.
cago; W. W. Wollen, st. Louis; N.