The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-10-13
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10y bunissa long tisns ics the msss
ipg ~ ile word EurslA he ssid be conld
Bt6nla
The diHtrbce lwiwoop somSh ADD
az amhtslis IL, tbs, you can shut ~ a.
umhtslla
An ouncs " terPyour mouth. shut .
l~li4r ihsn = i.onsd u rrplsnaiioa a'ie'
yos "a ssd IL.
The ordits,y liie q locomotive Is
thirty yesr, Possibly il vosld live looge'
re- didn'l stluko
"A ihoaghi you took M interest in my
welfare, said william. mo ar. replied
Susan. "only 10 your farewell.
bridget. idldHt you bear me CALI
IA. man; bat you tovld me niyer 10 al.
sfsr ye back and didDi
~ bad no time 10 s,uH the chicken, I"
spologined landlsdy Never mind, mad
sn, It's tough enough as IL is" replied the
b sarder.
Brown loudly boasts that bis heart IL
always 10 his hand fogg says that Brown
is 40 close nsied tia, be is in no danger Of
ever losing H.
Young housewife What miserable
little eggs sgain' You really must tell
them, Jane. 10 10, the hens ait on them a
ltlle longer,
"A Chicago editor who spent three
weeks Ia Boston says he only saw one
good looking woman during his stay, and
that was his wife
The Boston Post man Indignantly eI-
claims THE assertion tina. we attended
ball game Sunday is false. We've got
the fish TO prove it ="
The "All Soris" man Of the Boston
Pos, says that brakeman on drunk nj
0hicago fell into sewer, and at once yell
cd IN, Louis, olanss cars
He wouldn't marry hss because she
had false teeth. But, vhAa ~ wife kept
him ssake nights with the tpeshache and
neuralgia, hc wished be Ind,
People act according 10 The portion Of
their brains. II these lie in their heads,
they study, il in their stomachs, they eat
iiiatheir hsels, tho. iiasda III 4 10
--Judgo-"You are accused Of throwing
abasin Of water ON the witness. - Biddy---
''shure yer honor, 1t was so dark Imistook
the giutleman for my husband" IA
why did you pass me Yesterday with
on, looking at meY" asked a bcantiiul lady
of a gentleman. "BecauseifI had looked,
could not have passed." was the gallant
reply.
We learn FROM the New York Telegram
that there is man IN Albany whes paaie
is Bean, and his business is to sell pop,
corn. Familiarity he is known as ''succo-
fash.
ALI bachelofsl wonld like 70 shake
hands with the mon named Morse, who
gotpFrsi,A syd ayss woekslster spphstti|
+, GehS khsRS ma had Lbs aame Shine
cd to Re.Morse.
do you know how TO build stone
wallf" "oh yes, any fool knows that; you
just have to SET che stone on Apcthor. =.
NO you don'tr thpndsred W. hsmet:
"You have TO set one stone On two. ~
"A man having hsd s65 stolen from him,
received note with ~. saying, II ssoled
your money. Romorse naws II my con
shens, and send some Of it heck. Whsn
remorse naws again, III send you some
more," /iAN Stsi-.g A
An Americap traveller in Galway saw
a pig n, speYans's house Apd he said
"why do You have this pig " ther,f"
"shure, said be Of Galway, the house has
all the convaynances that y raysonsbie pig |
requoires." ssal4s..4ss ssslsaszf ss'a
College pr0fess9 TO iynssrSvh0 - |
been t,h1nk ad2nlsgc oiffs Sbsentlihihdt
odness,) .'Yopng man. I find on looking |
over the records that this makes the fifth
time in two years that you have been grant |
ed leave Of absence to attend your grand
mothers funeral"
The Judge o. ) court IN Maine sentcnc.
ed u chlprit TO twenty Ave years in the
State prison. The prisoners mother was
struck at the magnitude Of the sentence.
what did they 90 thss for ?" she s1claim-
al .sWbv ba u,ru.Q~ ~ eoptArtad tbera
tire, uu weeks "Is ne = '01'''''a mere
-Yod Ybayta,t q anpol,uied iOy aud ali
wool UgAxJ1d vian, but M hard to lay |
oyer .k.GfSSL a. The M, vim ,,t,,c.
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