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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-14
IL Is FoundatIast.
SOMETHING NEW uEDEE THE sun.

A new era is dawning upon woman.
Hitherto she has been called upon to suffer
the ills of mankind and her own besides.
The frequent and distressing Irregularities
peculiar to her sex, have long been TO her
the "direful spring ofwoes unnumbered. "
In the mansion of the rich and hovel of pow
erty alike woman has been the constant yet
patient victim of thousand ills unknownto
man-and without remedy. "0h Lord
how long!" in the agony of her soul, hath
she cried. But now the hour of her redemp
| ton has come. She will suffer no more, foi
| Bradfeld's Female Regulator, Woman:
best friend, - is for sale by druggists. Whole
sale by Thompson, SchOtt & Co.
Prepared by Dr. Bradfeld, Atlanta, Ga
| Price 81 80 per bottle.
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nnsslan Lew,-Elcctlon Retnrns.

CINCINNATI, October l2,--About 400 Jew
II refugees from Russia have arrived in
fis city. Our city Hebrew citizens are re-
Ewing them with consideration.
Arhere are 100 precincts in Hamilton
vunty, 50 in Cincinnati and A outside At
o'clock this morning returns from 10 only
4 the Cincinnati precincts and Ga county
3ecincts had been obtained.
Reports from the balance of the precincts
ore not obtained because the officers ofthe
ection had been unable to get through on
3count of further scratching. In counting
.lt of tickets at $40 p, III, G3 precincts had
ben heard from
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Chlno.e Telegrnphs and KallMsys.


China will in all probability uuexpected-
| ly derive advantage from the recent spectre
off Russian invasion. The palace authori-
| ties have hitherto been strongly opposed to
tho construction of railways within the
frontiers OF tho empire. 1t is not very
! long ago that the Chinese government
bought up and silently removed railway
constructed and worked by foreign capital
lists, considering the Sedan chair II
Sufficiently rapid and luxurious
means of locoaotion But the
ministers who had to prepare for war, were
greatly hindercd by the complete absence
of suitable means Of transportation for
troops and stores and the people in the
palace are beginning to see that the great
empire without railways and telegraph is
in reality dcfcnceless. Preparations are
now being made to provide both most ex-
tonsiycly. About year ago the emperor
or his counselors gave their sane
ton. for. a. telegraph between
Pekin, Tientsin and Shanghai,
which will probably be completed this
year, and but little doubts exist that all
the great cities of the empire will shortly
be united by telegraph, Imperial permits
sion has also been obtained for railway
from the capital to the port of Tientsin, u
distance of seventy miles an from there
to the river Iangtzekiang, 800 miles
further south, The imperial cxchequer
is not at present in state TO defray
the expense of such extensive
undertakings with tho means at its disposal,
but foreign capital may be had to any ex-
tent If only sufficient guarantees are given
to investor, that the railways will be con-
structed and worked in a way desired by
them. The whole movement is of the
greatest significance, as a proof that the
| nt,,.. co. hat nnh IA
cius is somewhat Anticipated, and that they
must some how or other adopt and work
modern ideas ifthcir empire is not to tum.
bic to pieces.
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Every Thing Conceded.

CINCINNATI, o., October ia special
pom Columbus to the Times-Star, says the
democrats conccde the house to the repub-
cans They had hopes that the senate
'ould be democratic, expecting to have
three members from Hamilton county, but
as this hope fails, it is conceded that the
legislature will be republican in both
branches.
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Chris, Rintleman, ofFort Worth.

Don't forget to call at Local Option" in
Fort Worth, just opposite the depot, where
the well-knOwn Chris, Rintleman holds
forth, and who prescribes nothing but the
best liquors and cigars, His handmade
sour-mash Monarch whisky, and Improve
ment' cigars are first-class travelling com
panions, and are reliable stand-bys to those
wanting good article.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-14

BALTIMORE, October 1.-THE procession
tableaux tonight was scene of rare
pauty and brilliancy, The entire route Of
Yearly six miles flashed with calcium,
slcctric and variagated lights, which gave to
.he gaady decoration on, Of flags and gay trim
nparnnre
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IndInn I,.cItomnnt DIVING nni.

San GRANcsco, October l2.-Reports
Prom Cramps Thomas, Grant, Bowie and
lhat vicinity in Arizona say that the Indian
xcitemcnt Is dying out. The ranches, stock
hen and miners are resuming their different
Focations
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Murder and Suicide

iCoLuMBus, o.. October ia special from
Hahn City to the Evening Dispatch says;
last night VIM. Wilcox, dissipatcd men,
Dor of a prominent and wealthy family, as
hultcd and injured his wife and then going
p neighboring wood, hanged himself
Hrs. Wilcox died to-day.
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a Mall Agent Arrested.

VicKssuRG, MISS, October lG.--George T.
Hogan, mail agent on the steamer Gold
Dust was arrested here to-day for robbinr
the mail. lie plead guilty and was com.
omitted 70 jail In default of one thousand
|doilars bnil
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FOR SALE.

Dr. W. W, Adair offers for sale for cash or
cattle, or to exchange for town or city property
his homestead on Lone Oak ridge, in Hunt
county, about two miles from the depot The
Improvements consist ola handsome, conven-
lent and attractive dwelling, store house, three
wells Of water two large stock pools, stables,
lots, crib apple, peach and plum orchards.
Lands can be obtained to cplarge the farm or
pasture to any extent desirable
Also as the property of Adair & Son, n small
tract of land on which is an excellent gin and
mill house, cotton gin, with feeder and con-
depser, press, grist mill and twelve horse power
engine, all in good running order and supplied
by II large pool of clear water Can also furnish
if desired, two or three hundred head of stock
cattle on the place. Prices quite low and pay
ments favorable For information address me
at Lone Oak, Hunt county, Texas,
W, W. ADAIR,
or W. II CASTOR, Dallas, Texas.
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A Dcfnultinr Scrrntnry.

BosroS, October i2.-'rhe Journal re.
orts the rumor that Henry Il. White, sec
,tary of the shoe and leather insurance
Smpany OF this city, Is a dciaultcr for Sl5,
10. "a meeting of the directors is now in
rOnrpys
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Meeting of the Stockholders of tho Western
Union

!, New YoRK, October l2.-At tho annual
leeting of the stakeholder. Of the Western
Aion Telegraph Company to-day, the
bard of directors were elected for the en-
ling year. The following new members
ere elected: Cyrus w. Field, C.. z. Hunt
f gton, G.. b. Roberts, Healmon q. Am
Ions, Samuel Sloan, Erastus Wyman
:lmassa Stone, George J. Gould, Chancey
Depew and James NJ, Clendenning. Over
l2sty millions of stock were voted. The
lPowing officers of the company were re-
5ected by the board of directors: Presi
Int Green, and Vicc-presidcnts Eckcrt
Nh Horn, Schell and Durkce.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-14

b. II. Aliens saloon, No S39 Elm street,
is the popular resort for all who indulge in
the ardent 1t is the most magnicently
fitted up in the city. There You will find
those polite gentlemen, A. Kelley and Doc
Hamilton, which is a guarantee that moth
ing but the finest goods are sold.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-14
After the Grain Gnmhiers.

CnIcAGo, October l2.-Judgc JNmison, of
he criminal court, delivered in his charge
\ the grand jury, to-day, emphatic utter
hoes in regard to gambling in grain, and
.,clared the laws in existence against such
lperations must be eniorced.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-14

Is taking the place of all other catarrh
remedies. When used in connection with
and todide of Potassium, It has never failed
to cure. For sale by all druggists.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-14
MONca Indlcted.

NEw YonK, October i2.-'ro.day in the
ourt of general sessions, Ex-Governor r, j.
Moses of South Carolina, was indicted for
obtaining money by false prctences, from
Major VIM. Hall. lie was bailed in 81, 900.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-14
A New Factory Organized,

FALL RIVER, MASS, October IA new
corporation, known as the Laurel Lake
'nill, was organized here to-day and board
pf directors elected The mill will manu-
,aeturc print cloths. Capital 100000.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-14

Our mems, youths and boys clothing
can not be surpassed in style, price and
workmanship. 1t will pay you to examine
ii before purchasing elsewhere.
A. & Il. MITTENTHAL.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-14

Chicago became city In 1887. In Tho
thirty -four years between that time aud
lssl she increased her population TO 100000
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Nrw ioRK, October i2,-rhe steamship
Bcthnia, from Europe, brought $4,000
pounds of gold bars.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-14

BosToY, October l2'-An examination OF
he books thus far of the Shoe & Leather In.
slrancc company, shows n deficiency of
Ter Sl5, 900. White is one Of those known
list in insurance in Boston. He is prcsi-
Int of the Boston Protective depart
lent and has been for fifteen years in
present position, at the shoc-& Leather
burance company He absconded on
q 4enday, leaving for New York. His
tthod of operation was to abctract small
Iaances from the agents accounts. His
erations cover quite a long period.
DECLINES THE NOMINATION..
Francis J. Parker has declined the nom
ifhtion for state treasurer on the democratic
ticket. and the state committee has substi-
tuted VIM. A. Hodges.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-14

NEW yoRK, October i2.--Dr. J. q. Hcl.
Hand, the author, died suddenly this morn.
Ing -HIF
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-14

The Railway Age, of Thursday, In speak.
ing of the attempt on the part OF the COM
mercial travellers TO get hearing before tho
general passenger agents convention, says;
"Tho prctcntious movement OF the COM
mercial travellers association upon the
general passenger and ticket agents con-
rention in 81. Louis, had ludicrous termi.
nation, The travellers sent in q labored
communication asking for reduction OF
rates TO | ! cents per mile, and requested To
be allowed to present their arguments.
The passenger agents courtcously APP
pointed q committee to meet them, but
after hunting for an hour and half the
committee failed to discover the repre-.
sentatives Of tho commercial travellers and
SO reported, and tho whole matter was
dropped. Whether the 'drummers' were
engaged in some more pleasant amusement
at that timo, or had wisely concluded that
their mission was useless, Is not known, but
they certainly cannot with very good grace
make further application 10 general passen.
ger and ticket agents for favors."
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Andnow 1t is st. Louis that complains
about railroad discrimination, as witness
the following from the st. Louis republi-
can; The general freight agents Of the
leading eastern lines from st. Louis held
q meeting yesteaday afternoon in General
Manager Gault's office to take some action
regarding the modification of freigh,s on
cotton, from the recent increase of rates as
promulgated by Commission Fink The
cotton men complain that freight on that
staple has been unjustly raised
and that it operates especially against st
Louis. The following roads were represent
ed: The Wabash, Nandalia, Ohio & Missis
sippi, the Chicago 4 Alton and the Indiana
| polls & st. Louis AS the new cotton tar
iir promulgated by Commissioner Fink wa
to have gone into effect ON the 9th, Tn,
meeting decided TO restore the old rates, or
the basis of 10 cents from st. Louis TO New
York, and proportionatc rates TO othe,
points, until they know whether the trunk
lines will enforce and maintain the rates
promulgated by Mr., Fink. This is the best
that could be done by the freight agents a
| this point.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1881-12-16
Sas cabinet.

2ie uuidbIiaeH &srmuttungen una
Speculltionen, we!3s III poIitii den
Ste,ien btioer Ydrtcien Uber Die gu
fanmeniteuuua bes Gabirefs hcs
Yrdiiocnt:u Nrtbur 3itfuIirten. Grb
9rObentbeiI5 nift aiugetroHsu.
Die bOben, ocrnntw0rtIiben Yoften,
Uel4e bon Den 9errcn Blaine, g9in.
Dom uuo 4Rc 8edab wlbreno or DO,
miuiItraten oe5 Yranoenten Garfield
in 10 fdbigcr g8eiie uerluaItet ipor6cr
iudrcn, iino ben 9errcn 5,eliugbuDicn,
8OI9er uno B:eplter uberGsben DOR
ben. UeIde JEST rsipecttDe ais Staats-
Secretdr S;uon3sMinilter un0 S,neral'
Intualt fungiren.
Nue oicic genanntcE $crreu lteben
IN oem fufe, redtlduHenc un0 Uou.
tOnmcu befdbigtt Widuncr ;u I,ln uuo
10 f0nuen mir BON ibrcn Nmt5lciilun-
gen 6I5 Bette bofen; peuu ubrigcns
ibre SOrgdn8er Ibre Yoiten nift fret
luiui9 nIc0eraeiegt bdtten. 10 Wllroe
UieIIfitt ons, Uou YraTOcnt 1irfs:o
3uiammcnBelteuts Cabinet unOcrdnpcri
9ebliebcn iein.
Wantsl nno 0oImau5 iu rcoH;irteu
Yrelbcn tcI
Geo SroeftIn
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BDbentIidber Marftberiebt
ctrcibe emarft

Qrob etcn Grft.
@urrisirt BON
GEORGE KRAETTLY. Grocer.
Die anssssbtnen Yreile prrsea pSn 5anbl:rn,
meiifens i'm Saul6I tsIabtt.
Butter PEI pfune POS
&irr pfr Opsene 20
9sbeublacs 8cfIugcl.
Subuer per Dussut l25 . %
Gnten , 50-2 90
@dnie 5l--3 80
SurFsvs ., @'ud SCI 90
8etrrdnrt - fri per pTuur 5-6
''.Tds :, So
ptr guitel I SOL 70
Aepfrl, per 8uIttI 1870
3witbsln 1 00-1 %
56riec 8Otnfn 25-1 %
8erdudertes TIciib
SSirfrn prr 9fune 1O-I1 |
ScitenlfIdr i9-f |
e9uitfrn IS
SdmaI, 80
ldlg Sc
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1881-12-16

woracr wircH. 9iGdtcm aber nod
ben III ilcrcu Sabrcu wieGer be6ere
3siteu Ciuaeireten wlren, fOnntcu n,
nndtr6aIid ibre GerFidtungen sriulIsn
uuo fsen nod aegenwittig auf tbrcr
SbOlle. Siele nmcrifdniiden Sin
rid)tungen babcu aud in SclterrsidI tie
Iufmettiamfeit Huf fdI 9eIcntt unb
oer 0iterreidiibcu 8egierung If Ger
Nntrus 9eitcut morocn: - yGie Ge9ie'
ru1g miro eriud:, ubcr Die tSeitItellun9
iencr lanouirt5ibaftiihcu Term6eeu.
idfuiten, lpeIte BON Der 3wan9spfdus
Dung auf ods Scrm0gcn Der Yuuo.
uitthe auS;uuebmeE fno, Grbebun9en
~ paeecH uuo iobiu Dem GeibsrGtbe
cinsu @eickentwurf tue8en Sdldnung
cines pfaa6f,cisn Griltcn;minimums
fur ole Yiubwirtbe auf Dem 9adte bOr-
iuIsgeu." &oOnentlid ruff oieIe MH'
regung nudI in GsutihInno entipre'
dcn6c MabrcJclu CUR GrbaI!uHa 6cs
bc6r1ngtsn NIeingrunobeikes btrauF.
Banner uuo Nulf5frtuno.
Ger obiJc, iebr Gebcr,Iauuaslueribe
NuilHk be,lsBt iih. ME !pir UtrmutJtn,
aui Die 8elrke oes Stantrs BiscOnin.
5n iuit nIIen Staattn belteben &5eim|
tc'8slebc uno aud III WInouri je'
cod nid)t ole fino 10 liberal nI5 Die
Otcu nn9cfulrtcn.
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rs orl NIT oicle = / II !"
iagie elne IGms IN Bottom su tbrcm
Mdnn. ala tr,lhr cine Me6iSiu brldtr,
um iie BON SOpfiucb unc NturIllic in
furircn, momit lie ulcr3ebn Sabre lang
bebaftet geweIeu mar. Beim nadltsn
NninN itood nabm ite Olc Mtcoi;In nit
ioIhem GrfoI8e, oab iic ocn 6ebrnud
fortleBte, bls liz furirt mar. Seitbcr
iit lie cnlbuhatilb i'm Yo5e bcrlelbcn
uno bat bsretts iwsiuuo4luanli9 Der
beiten ,5lmltien ibrcr 8ctanutidAft
ueranlaBt, bIcielbe ais 9ausnlitteI
eiuiufllbrcu' 5;ncr - YSton" II hus
3opfen Niticrs III YStauoaro.
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usripri6t aerahe burdb bjeie mad pifienf6aftEiatn
Frncipien eriolste 2uiamHlcnissuHa sIti9mdsiae
irfuHs Ine btu 6eit nosIiden GTiOIs. 9esbatb fons
ntu foIoobI asTjte aIs RranFe b biefes NittsIs nit
Ger srostrn Superitt bebisueH. &c III geine srRnhs
tote SebappsuHa Toenn IDir iaaen bab es ben grahs
Upjien IUiiieNIfofti6en Snleien bis iest nod Htds
qcIuuseH it, sin befieres gtfsI JHr eIung rsa SoIs
& .unacHsrumsbetcn bersuieuen. Die QranR6sit pire
bur5 zen Gebiaud besftIbcn Mot bloh seboben. foRs
6cra ss weroen bic arnufbeitsieims aus bem Sgiiem
sY;;crnt. Tic 6eiIuus If cine i6neHe unb f9ere.
AFER's CHERRY PICTORIAL eigHet fit5 fir gatieHten
eSeR s,trs uue Seiaistss. ieIb fir ainSer. bic e
tpcgtn oee aufen 9ei3m1des o5ne S9mierieteit nebs
SCi 9ebnneImns pon aepobnIidDem Suffsu.
Cersdltuua. 9aIscnfsHueuns. Brcndlitis. Sns
RErHIn. Habmo. STnBne uHc Catarrb III bic Birs
ima pou AVERs CHERRY PEcToRAL cine eernbesu
cTliaaEcupe 1auienee yerosn idbrIia burA ben ieia
tiatH C5ehrauA sesisIbeu Dor fbweren aronfbeiten
, masl; gs ioate IN fciaer 5amiIie fe5Ten oIs Elm
5tusmiitcI asaen pIosIi@s aHidae. Sti Geudbbus
ffsu INTO Hueifbruna aibt IS fein mirIEouere8 uub
'IHe~rHecTes Mittti nIs bisIes.
re eriaHnI;6cH aHreu. melee AYERS CHERRY
FEcTOsAL III Der gan5en Belt tsUirft bdt fub cine
.,rTtieocaoc C3nrdttis. eos es ond in Sufunft bic
,vitcH feinltate orsieIea fpirb. Gin unparteiifder
2eTiud Btre FeltR sru 6rsnen SDeiFsr 5on fciner
trTHhcrsdrcH efrafl dber;eMaeH, unb iuirb fretteT
uT IneTicaruis ets 8o,saes lbrsn. ben biefes gr6s
yarot oer aacu ansern TittcIn lHr SsiIuns pen eus
ieHsrarsortten ssUd5rt.
2s teirn IsT,ie bss 9nue fne init Der 5iicmmens
F-suua rcH ATEK's CHERRY PEcToRAL besoHnt NIB
fstsIru e isrtu atieriem mnS pTf1reibeRes IN ibs
ri Ersris. Tos 3rnaHiS etHe5 hai6en Sah=banesrts
iricgt sinfu ntrsiitostsr 5epeis. eob etsIes 9rds
StoHes st. oae suHaeHfroRtbetcn sn teiten.
bbcrsanri ned9 utsHf9Iieer Silfe Gusdaaiib fHb.
,2n6frri!rt BON Or. 3. 6. aber d &c.,
s;roitiias uas onaIpiii6e Gsemiisr,
RowsH, WRaH.
IthssaIl IN atItR @psthstsa ~ bshsm
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Gas bette NyfitteI
BtBtN
6nIs & 9ungenleibcn.

bSiAhutth9SlAcH ltIlo .
alaeinein porberrf9enb uub
Sefdbrli4, bos Elm ii9eres
nns jnDertdfiees 5eiImittsi
cine 3obItbat fur ieeen uon
bieieal ssioen aepIaetsn
Tenf4en III. Hpcr'S Rirs
fd1eRSrufamittcI( CHERRY
PEcToRAL) III oIs folass
beinnui, unS ieines Der ans
oeruio bduiia onaeprieieusn
RittsI per6ient basgertrali,
en- bes Qubliiums 70 tekr
'wie Sieies. 9asielbe iii 6ss
mild Juiammenssitst aus
ben portreffIi9ten Der Inss
bieiHii9en @iiisni9ait Bee
ianEten 9IrsneimilteI une
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9lc ,llaion 8ranerei" III SO!tOO,
Ohio. .-9err 3olcpb Sraner, SbclIba'
Der Der iSirmI @ruNer 4 &rdnO, 8e-
iibcr Der meitbefaunten linton Srau-
erei bicrisIbIt, tbeiIt un5 nit, Dab tbn
ooS ct. Sdfobi Sel bon 3beumntiS'
mES catirt hlhs, unb bab CT 6AMribC
itit en- tits uorIdtjII butte.
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2u nsrfamfen.

10000 sldsr .6iigrl 2lnb unS 100 sldcr
Sciio II -ginerreifn. rcruutsr nsbrerc ausss-
leI6nste 5arms li9 trlIubsn. prtiIe Sariirrn
ron 81 bis $i5 rrr sIfer fur 6Isslanb Wut
ron S15 bis S35 PER @frr fur Bctfani 2anb
tits iif rins auSst,ri6ntts @rIeernhtit Icb
cine tilIise 5ein,atb ;u errcrben.
SSrgfn ndbfrfr &usfuaft rruee man nd, an
Go. Acucnhdbn.
0ruueeiscntbums asent. 9ermanu, @ 0.
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0Ibcn nao oriiben

8to. SroettIp
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01
StraddIinu the Question.

The son of an old Jacksonian Dem
ocrat, living near the Maryland bor-
der in Pennsylvania, having been un-
successful in his suit for the affections
of a young lady, asked his sire one day
after dinner for permission to marry.
The old gentleman lowered his spectacles
AMI, glancing over them for moment
or two, quietly asked:
What is her fatherY Is he free
trader or protectionisty"
81 don't know what he is now," re-
Joined the prospective son-in.law, "but
when / first visited Mary he was BOTH"
" Both! Nonsense !"
eyes, both. He protected her every
time we tried to sneak off, and he was
the freest-trader with his boots that /
ever came across"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

Ga Miss r. had NJ ose which was per-
ceptibly retrousse, and when she went
on visit to Johnny's one day the boy
observed it. After taking in the situa-
ton fully, he said "Papa, you said for
me to wait till something would turn up
and should have velocipede. There
is Miss RS. nose, now give me the veloc-
ipede." What he got might have been
called velocipede, because it went SO
fast, but 1t looked more like a strap fly
ing through the air in the far corner of
the woodshed.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

R3y When Galvestonian was told
that a friend of his was i'll and sinking
fast, he said: Well, am not surpris-
ed,I always thought that would be about
the direction he would go when he died"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

RgLessons to young housekeepers
How can you tell young fowl from
an old one 7" 'By the teeth ~ "By the
teeth2" But fowls have no teeth ~ II
know they havn't, but havel'
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01
Perseverance VIII Tell!

Stoughton, Mass, March 16IIi, $780,
b. Kendall Co., Gents:-In justice to you
and myself, think ought to let you know that
have removed TWO BONE SPAVINS with Ken.
dal's SPAWN Cure" one very large one; don't
know how long the Spawn had been there.
have owned the horse eight months It took me
four months to take, the large one off, and two
months for the small one. have used 10 bottles
The horse is entirely well, not at all stiff, and no
bunch to be seen or felt. This Is a wonderful
medicine. 1t Is new thing here, but IL it does
for all what has done for me It's sale will be very
great. Respectfully yours,
Is sure in effects, mild in its action as il does
not blister, and yet is penetrating and powerful to
reach any deep seated pain or to remove any
bony growth or any other enlargement, If used
for several days. such as spavns, spints. curbs
call0us, sprains, swellngs, any lameness and all
enargements of the joints or limbs or rheuma-
tism in man and for any purpose for which lin
iment for man or beast. 1t is now known to be
the best llniment for man ever used, acting mild
andSet certain in its effects. 1t is used full
strength with perfect safety at all seasons of the
year.
Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we
think gives positive proof of its virtues. No
remedy has ever met with such unqualified snc-
cess, to our knowledge, for beast as well as man.
Price 81 per bottle. or Six bottles for SIS. All Drug
gists have 1t or can get II for you or 1t will be sent
to any address on receipt OF price by the propri-
etors. DR. b. j. KENDALL Il CO.,
Enosburg Falls, Vermont.
"Kendalps SPAWN Cure'' is now sold by all the
leading wholesale druggists and large number
OF prominent retail druggists
AS- 4. MORTIMER, New Bloomfield, agent for
Perry Co., Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

gg Little Johnny was visiting at
neighbours house. He was offered a
piece of bread and butter, which he
accepted, but not with any great degree
of enthusiasm. What do you say
Johnny?" said the Lady, expecting him
to say, "Thank you" 81 say it amt
cake,'' was the response.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

Ey" wish to ask the Court" said
facetious barrister, who had been called
to testify as an expert, "if am compell-
ed to come into this case, in which 1
have no personal interest, and give a
legal opinion for nothing 2" Z" Yes, yes
certainly" replied the mild hammered
judge; ''give it for what it is WORTH"