The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-02-12
Miscellaneous

IN editor who told that his Last article was
e.sar mud said, % VIII, that covers the ground.
tHy hIw-'
An Ohio man has taken the sn all pox iron a pet
1is When ono. this disease gets into family II
4. pretty sure 90 go through it.-G1irestOH NeIos-
f. &. O. man hing Tor a h4n,isOm- ,.u tO
A town aud give every indication OF being ia the
mlrkef until bali h- sIr- aTr wild sb Jut him, aud
fl,.n sud Tor nrs vilr- BIstOH Post
I.ilfI. boys out skating forget that frozen ponds
and rivers must have air-hOlrs. Many families
nave lost q pair pf skats- aud little boy through
I.,narlnc,. aud a hole in th, iee-JVSIo Orleans
Picly,nts.
Greedy Grocer 60 Etrn.r-s vile who Is supply
4 2 him with buttrrl. TniS pun % butter il over
If.ht. gudrwifr-' .Gudrwif-: e Blame yersel'.
thru / weigh Il il VI the pun o sugar gat frAr
So yesfrrru.
"ris not because my heart Is cold.
That o. jour side do not draw;
And in my arms your form enfold
. 4i T.lsld reari and worship si TDters' yoa
The loviiest maid % all this nation
my reserve a. owing 10
The takins n my r,,eeiaatioH-
TlEia. Tm.. by the F0reIock GwendOlins-
t,.I. ts-,.ru,,. says every woman ought to have a
,r,rr..i,s and think he's quite right. Mamma
-Iudsrdt Md what profession do yoa mean TO
ebon..y Cswpld1Iiur-I mean TO be a professional
b .aut, ..-LOlt,tOH Punch
Na.Line Is more pathetic than to gentle
man ri in b. strr,.t-cIr aud offer his seat to u lady
yho L.t. been standing tor mile, overcome her
r,t--t tti .u-. aud finally receive her gratitude,
AMI tu,i with beuiguant aud satisfied smilr, mop
rr.ht Ill his own store.
e. w.. sab - said the old cOIUrrd man, de Hrs'
.y,.th when I Civ $50 To the charch. dey call me
W.t,h Richad johnson. E-quab /; de second yeah
tirl,-, va bad an couldn't Civ no more tnan SO,
AMI I,-y call IA Bruddah johnson de next yeah
4 couldn't Civ nutin'- an dey call me old niggah
JuhuS.,n-
That wa a witty man who, being detained by
a suaw bio .S1sl,., prnn-d a dispatch which ran
th1, My dear sir. have every motive for
visiting you except locomotive. 30 was the
0thrr whO. ia similar ciTcnm stance. teiegrapned
T., his firm ia N-w York {: shall not be in the
oni.e to-day as I have not got hom' yesterday
yet
Eldest daughter: = think You might let me
cum out, mammal I'm twenty. you know. and
surrIy I've flashed my educaiiOnr y Festive
mimmt Sby means prepared tn act the part OF
chap,r1ue and wulltUwer); Not yrt. my love
Socirty Is 50 hollow really must prs rye that
sweet giflIsh freshness OF yours 4 little while
longer l--PUTei-
IT.. was 4 great bore, aad vas talking to crowd
about the coming IncaI election said h- Jones
Is a good man be + capabl', honest. fearless ana
coucIeuti0us. He will make the very KIND OF an
offi.,.r W. need. tie once saved my lIie from
drowninz~ do you reilly want TO see Jones
elected p; sdit s0lrmn-facrd- old man ." DO
indeed I'd DO anything to see him elected
''Thrn never let anybody know he saved your
life The meeting then adjourned
Prince T4lI~yrand once upon a time summoned
Eis cook whI was none other than the great
Cuteme, aud said TO him severely " am gr"auy
displeased with you. You s~rved me at 8 O'CLOCK
yesterday with a stlrni which should have been
ready at and thus my evening" appointments
all Intrrirred with. and grave matters ~
Stat. were. Irft uncon nsideTed only half eunsi-
dered.r ~WiI your ExeeIIency deign to inform
mr IL the sGimi was good - I" Il was delicious
sir . That your Excrlleney, was the important
point" And. with profound bow the artis'
retired.
Onions AND MALARA.-A young man IN this
nlace was quite recently taken down with