The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-01-25
THEY DO SAY,
But Are Not Willing to Swear to II.

But Are Not Willing to Swear to II
That no amount OF tafiy will sicken
some people.
--Tha, Mcdowell, city bill poster, makes
. rafting suciioneer.
THAT J. II. Dow!snd is an accomplish
ed ShakesperiSn reader.
That the table de 'hoie church sup.
Pers are \ popular success.
That Harry Henniken haa struck the
richest negro story in Town.
That Capt. Thompson ia q grand
father for the twelfth time.
That Henry Lamm will huy his ticket
before the rates go up next lime.
That Noah Storms il the biggest and
best naiured railroad man IN town.
-rhst Arthur Msl,by is the tallest and
quieisst young society man in town.
That Walter Kent is making boa
ticket seller At the Indiana street depot.
That Will. Snce.i, the robust young
granger. is "dsath" ON sheep killing dogs.
Thst the Garrison house has the mos.
handsomely froscaied ceiling. in the city.
That Hi. Lewis and bride will 60 10
housekeeping in Lexiagton at IN early
day.
That John Helm lie called the ''Hope-t
Brewer" because he pa;s no ''p,sen' IN his
beer.
-Thsi Z carriage will convey gu. ala TO
and from the mssq ball on the 10Th
Of February.
That the Germania club will give q
grand masquerade bail at SicheIs' park on
February 10.
THAT Joe Sicaer il row known among
hrs intimate friends As ''Ccnn, Fo.co, the
City Fainer."
That Emmett Philips il "chainei
lightning" in tsking down evidence in a
Dig Law suit.
-Thst John Kaiser thinks the reporters
should let up on his ice house before they
melt all his ice.
THAT Lawyer WiIke.son, when on the
witness stand, is the only rivsl a. a witness
Of II. ID. Sirinser.
That Will M~sserly GOES 10 q, some
BODY else besides "i,is parents every time
he visits Ca.ifornis.
That a big hustle during the season Of
slippery streets IL q perfec, "blessing in
disguise" 10 the ladies.
That BIB. Morrow is down on slick
fellows with slick tongues who are very
slippery in their ways.
THAT Cam Sneed read the T-;o,aler
story at the Minerva club as IL he had
practiced il all his life.
That Tevis, the Ohio street grocer, has
sold his stock 10 q gentleman fronl L,ba-
non, NO, named Ferrell.
-Thst Tom Fry j. still a member Of
the Bachelors club, but need not be so if be
did not prefer single blesseiness.
That Capt. Bridges made q hall full
of p ple howl with delight ., Appleton
City last week BY his big speech.
That the ,I'ery at Sichers' park vii.
he put in iirst-cla-s shape in time ior the
masquerade ball on the 10Th prox.
-Tha; Jno. Sn si thinSs "s running for
congress since the development OF that
magnificent pair Of side wh;sken.
THAT FIR, d. A. Wsnn is awfully missed
nv the boys a; The five o'clock tea" on
Main street, not u mile from Usage.
That Marshal Smith can stand any
kind Of joke or Racket except having
mulstto picksninnies named after him.
That white women, with babe, th.t
are believed {, have negro blood in their
veins, had belier steer clear Of SedAlia.
That q par,islly inebriaied individua.
wac knock I down on Nam street yss-
terdsy al ernoon BY q weil-knoWn citi1 IN
That the Garrison house has t.en
greatly improved m appearance by the ar
tisiic touches of Western Law and sssist-
an's.
That the saints as vel! a. the sinners
stood IN The Slippery places during the past
week. when they were not standing on their
heads.
That the S,ame=e twin, have left their
boa ding house on Ohio street, and nav be
found At the Leroy house, expourding their
wisdom and CAB.
taurant, on Sccord street, !, no NOR, the
last of tie q pcS having | en- disposed Of
at auction u ,ierday.
That the Gsrris IN house dining-socm
girls are goiRg 10 get on. q search var
rant for Conductor Agnew il he dos, not
show up pretty soon.
That certain boarding house keeper
in this city will get pulled il he il not
little more careful about the character Of
The ca, SIS he entertains.
That neither "Don" Seeiey nor his
sweetheart will appear At the East Sedalia
Baptist church this morning, owing 10 the
OF the weather.
Tina; 1t is Of no use for man to
scratch his wig when in any mental per.
plexity, because there il Lu connection be- |
!ween the wig and the brain.
Tina. the scholars snd teachers in our |
public schools differ very widely ~ 10 the |
influences Of corporal punish
nent AMI the methods of administering il. |
That . man hsrrasssd bv mental car >,
~ ioothache and the temptations Of the !
World, the flesh and the devil, il not likely
o be as serene in temper - May morn
ng.
THAT Cyrus Newkirk end Jno. u
;rawford can grin and bear a snov ard
leet storm while working in the interests
# the narrow gauge better than any Two
men in the county.
That il about txo-;hir6s Of the men in
be county, who pretend 10 be sditors, were
truck dead by lightning or struck With .
udden indux of intelligence, that tie
evspspers would be two-lhirls better.
There 10 no Better
Hotel in the state of Kan.ss than the one
resided over by Mr.. +. Poppendick, No.
0S Sixth avenue, Topeka. Ia connection
nth the house he conducts . first-cia .s RS
aursnt, where meals are served at ell
ours Of the day and night. Mr.. Poppen-
lex IL an old landlord. and in PERTAINING
uests he conviDccs all that he u MODEL
ost.
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