South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1881-10-07
SOUTH 3raneh 5ntelliseneer.
RoMNEY. FRIDAY, ocr. Z. 1881.

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sent TO Cleveland to guard the remains
OF the late President. Mrs. GoprnEY
MILLER. of Winchester, died. a few days
ago. aged &c years.. Wildness is o
thing which girls cannot afrord--delica.
cy thing which they cannot lose or
ind. IA monument has been erected
to Gen. CUSTER on the battle field where
he fell.... When a dog howls ut night.
is it sign Of death? 1t il, ir VIC can
get ut the brute. -. II is said Presi lent
| GARFIELD's life was insured for nearly
100000. Senator HILL, OF Georgia,
says he is getting on nicely aud that he
will be in Washington in few days to
participate in the organization of the
Senate..... Gen. GRANT is not likely TO
come to want. lie recently pocke,cd
$4,000 as the proceeds of speculation
in California swamp land. :. Love is
sometimes so heavy that il breaks down
the gate. GEO. T. CLINE, a native OF
Frederick, NIL. who removed to Illinois
in 1853 and bought 2,040 acres Of land
near Chicago for 10000, sold the trac,
n few days ago for 100000, The
man who knows the most is not an ow-
ing man. "A worm, resembling the
common muck or white worm, it is sail.
is now depreda,ing the farms near Brea.
therdsville, Washington county, Md
They have the popularity Of travelling
upon their backs. II is feared they will
cause much trouble. lie who Can
suppress moments anger may prevent
n day Of sorrow. That is true !! . Gov.
JACKSON. Senator CAMDEN. and Repre-
seutatives IIoGE and WILSON represen-
ted West Virginia at tho Cleveland oh-
scqnies.- Out of a familysof nine chill
,Ireu namel BOYLE, OF Cambria county.
Pa, eight have died of diptheria vii
less than u month. The California
stallion Nutwood, half brother Of Maud
S. has been sold tn J. &. McFEAIoN &
Co, Of Louisville, Ky, for Sl5, 000.....
Miss, will you take my sinister arm!"
Yes, sir. aud you too Il CANT spare
but the arm, miss" replied the bachelor.
"fhen,' replied she, III sllan'J take it,
ms my motto is, go the whole hos or
nothing Sensible girl. With corn
al G6c per bushel, the manufacture OF
glucose is SAID to be no longer proGta-
ble, and glucose factories are stopping
work until corn is so and 3jc q bushel
again. There are few occasions when
ceremony may not be easily dispens.
Ell with, kindness never. Model hus-
bands: BRowNsoN-"Wel, | ALWAYS
mako it a rule to tell my wife everything
that happens" SMIruKlNs-"Oa,d dear
fsllow. that's nothing. L tell my wife
lots of things that never happened at
all VI hen the Emperor Of China
travels in public, one hundred men
dressed just like him travel with him,
so his identity cannot be discovered
This is embarrassing for would he as
sassins.. Our influence is measured
and expressed by our example. We
can lead others no further than we 60
ourselves. -. 1t is really OF little coLse.
quence who wo are--it matters more
what wo are. - The recent fires in
Michigan aud elsewhere has had the eff
feet TO raise the price of lumber. Per.
haps that will be 'corncred next
Whatever you are Undertaking to do
cannot be done in your own strength.
I've have seen ladies who were in
sufrerably shocked at the sight Of man
in his shirt sleeves; and their own arms
were bare almost TO the shoulders =
Women are strange creatures In
most quarrols there is fault on boil
sides. A quarrel may be compared to
n spark. which cannot DO produced with.
+ out flint as we'll as steel. ia gold
memorial medal is to be issued from
the United States mint at Phila lclpha
bearing on one side n medallion Of Car
field and on the other Of Lincoln.
Supreme Court-Paying attention TO
two pretty women at one sitting. III
a man saw himself occasionally as 9th
ers see him. he would cut his own nc
quaintanoe on the spot. That's so......
A vacant mind takes all the meaning
out cf the fairest face. Go out young
man she's not here said Pennsylvania
preacher, last Sunday. in tho midst of
his sermon, TO a youth who was stand.
ing hesitatingly in the doorway. The
youth obeyed -she was not there.
When mans money il gone his
friends drop off like buttons from pair
ofready made pants. General Rusk,
The republican candidate for Governor
Of Wisconsin, began life as a stage dh.