The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-02-10
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'.ILsfneral.sr shs pcog, azsa The chat
oss are yeHT nsrrr forget yoar~eif
old naaaas are sad " live longer iha
zzsrrse5 von,ss bot ths giris ~, piiIins I
rast 5ssih
"A Maeharan stamp speaAss boldly ~
bounced. ne eaher day. thai "ihs eouEir
Is drfiinF iuio srnias.
The Nee JerAsy Oasriss warts
oour@s 81 insiracsaon IN oar schools In ID
All q stuiisas door,
Ypu snsy hc pcos, you may Ia un
ipewR. you may never reach distinction
SAN. Jos Gan sAsi the door
ssrnh Bsrphardi !. running ava,
ahead a Der iiciri There 10 40 doub
hal shs vii carr Arw Yu1i
4 RshsAs paPsT ends marriage no
iiep The couple lrfi fof The Past Oh ih'
tight train ~here They gill reside
Did yoa ever no,icc bow erscilt maj
wll draw the line hetSoea hi. sias vail
ssl ihHi 81 bis peighbor ~hoB lie i SHOW
cling sHosf
The Fhiisdelphis Sows says IT u bet
teS ,o.,ase loved and ios, than 10 be obiig
~ 10 81 up ii 9 o'clock on cold winter
ul0rhiuEs 20 start IRE,
"A ltilc 10y ~ho came into the boust
with both eyes Va mourning aud bis noss
bloody explained to bis startled mother
THAI lie l's'l l'oea attending pound party
When an Ohio man told hi. wife be
l,sd iapi traded for new spring wagon,
Ne rl,iirsl .You Ounce. you! why did
yoa 50 spriag wagon IN the fall Of the
yearf'
III know how many days there are in
wear three hundred and drty.hve and
i fourth Parent Is that sol Whore
,loay the fourth come inY' Pupil
"fouHb Of July
"a Galveston man Who has mule for
sale. hearing that friend in Houston
wsuie.l Ia l'uy mule, ,elegrsphed him
Dear friend i you arc looking for mum.
her mule, don, forget me
WHIST we need 10 the United States is
law against The Immigration ofsny more
concert pihnists. Are home industries TO
be loft At The mercy Of cheap European
labofi We need protective tarin on pi-
anIsts.
He was young man from the divini.
W school. uho, while officiating at one of
the country churches on Sunday, where
a collection was to be taken, remarked,
"'rbe financial portion OF the service will
nov 10 performed, -
A Cincinnati man found rougb.look.
ing individual in his cellar who are you
lie demanded The gas man come to
take the meter" was the reply. Great
heavensr' cried the householder. "a hoped
you were only burglar"
Teacher John. what are your boots
made OFF, Boy--'-Ot leather" where
docs the leather come from" From the
hide Of the or. F" What animal, therefore,
snpplie, yom with boots aud gives youl
meat 10 eat9" MY father
well. You are the biggcst goose
ever saw |" exclaimed Jones to the partner
of his joys and sorrows. And Mrs. Jones
smiled upon him with seraphic smile as
he remarked, 20, Jonesl yon always are
such seliforgetful old darlingr"
"A couple of lawyers engaged in case
we're recently discussing the issue. ''At!
all events, said the younger and more en-
tbusiastic, I'VE have justice on orr side.
To which the older and warier replied, |
"Quite true; but what we want is the chief |
justice on our side"
They now tell us that the idea OF call
ing a man brick" is taken from Homer,
and that Pull down your vest" is quota.
tion from Shakespeare II this business
ism stopped it will get so that man cant
remark 10 dog, Gosh dern your pelt,
without being accused OF dropping into
the classics
--Msa's lot is not q happy one No
sooner is hs freed from his mothers apron
strings and the slipper than he becomes
the slave OF some tyrant in pink and white
and marries. His wife then bosses untilia
baby comes along, and then the baby hos.
,es the whole family,
Gus Boynion Is oneof the fashionable
Young men, aud boards a, one OF the first
hotels. He was talking with some friends
.he other day, when he pulled out his
watch and said: I've got 10 20 over TO
The hotel aud get dinner" Got 10 get
Inner, have Won? nov much do you get
, month as cook 2" asked friend Who has
40 use for Gus.
Conversation between 2 school boys:
First boy I've been down to have my
ieai FELT by 4 phrenologist Second
10Y What did he sayg' Fin, boy
'oh, he said had sres, brain, but my
sody wasn't equal 10 1t, aud he told my
;ny'uer he'd oricr take me out o school
or year, aud Iuss let inc play to rest aud
develop my physique, and su,'bers going
o do il.
"A gentleman travelling in a railway
'arriago was cndearoung. with consider.
'hle eAracsiness. to impress some argu-
men, upon follow passenger Who wa.
Gated ner, 10 him. and who appeared
aiher dull 81 comprehension. At length,
'eing slight, irri,ats,i, he exclaimed. in
Oaler tone. "why, sir, it's as plsin AS
u CT THAT may be-" replied tho 9TH