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Associate Judge.

BRANDON, J. W, Connoquenessng twp.
CHRISTY, JOHN g., Concord township.
GRANT, w. p, Allegheny township.
WEIR, \. d., Buffalo township
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PtOsiioIlOfary.

CAMPBELL, j. f., Fairview township.
GREER, NJ. N, Buffalo township.
MCLYMoNDS. SAMUEL, Butler,
sHIRA! WILLIAM u. Washington Twp.
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PENSIONS

Procured for all soldiers disabled in the Z. y
service from any cause, also for heir Of deccas-
ed soldiers. Tl.s slightest disability entities 10
pension. PENSIONS INCREASED. Bounty
aud new discharges procured. Those in doubt
as TO whether entitled TO anything, should send
two cent stamps for our Circular of informa-
lion" Address, with stamps, SroppARr co
soie,crs Of llams aai paieuta, Washington,
u. G.. Lock box Gay limayim
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1881-05-18

IT was by but one of majority that
Stanley Matthews was confirmed as a
Judge of the Supreme Court of the
United States
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County Con, missioners.
Ivwo To IqItaAtp.l

1.-TWO To yqIt%Atp:l
BARRON, ROBERT, Worth township.
BREADEN, J. c., Clay township.
CAMPBELL, WILLIAM f, Concord twp
CRAIG, THOMAS, Oakland township
CHRISTLEY, JAMES p, Clay township.
COCHRAN, CHAS., Concord township.
COOPER, ROBERT, Winfield township.
FORESTER, d. w, Franklin township.
HARVEY, WILLIAM, Clinton township.
HAYS, GEO w. Capt, Middesex township.
HUSELTON, JOHN, Butler borough, for.
nerly Butler township.
HOFFMAN,, CHARLES, Saxonburg.
McQUISTtON. w. W., Brady township Ga
wounded soldier"
MAYBERRY, JONATHAN, Centreville
borough.
SCOTT, JOHN, Bntler borough.
YOUNG, InHG, Gstier township.
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iessG Gf(OlsrlS.

CROSS. S. y Allegheny township.
popps, y. = Ms.idyefeeK towHship.
SnRYOCK, SAMUEL p, Parker twp.
WRIGHT. w. A., Fairvicw township.
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Al LIZ Cents

Plain Bupljngs ia Black and Colorsi
Lace Bunting in Black and 'Colors.
The above goods run In oil the new
shades and are decided bargain, at
RITTER d. RALsr0N's
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1881-05-18

WITH a bomb under it and trip
hammer suspended over it, the future
of Boss-ism locks just trife precarl-
ous-N Y Tribune
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1881-05-18
MOTTO

Sotce is hereby given 'that an application
will ba made to the State Pardon Board, at its
meeting on the 2ist OF Juno, 1881, for the par
don Of William Storey, convicted in the Omar.
ter sessions of Butler county, Pa, ca charge
of forgery and embezzlement.
ALEXANDER STOREY.
Nav Ie n
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1881-05-18

in Ladies Sacques, Jackets, listers
and Wraps, at
itIrTEa & RALsr0N's.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1881-05-18

AN exchange suggests that the Leg
islature is now working for nothing and
boarding themselves"
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1881-05-18
REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
ELES TFOE.

The Republican electors of Butler county
will meet at their respective polling places on
SATURDAY, JUNE 4th. 1881, for the purpose
of voting for
One person for Associate Judge.
&" Sheriff
PrOthOnotary
Register & Recorder
Clerk of Courts
County Treasurer.
Two persons for County Commissioner.
County Auditor.
One person for Coroner.
One person for Return Judge.
In the townships of Allegheny Donegal,
Fairview and Parker the polls Will be open at
8 o'clock. A. NJ, and close at P NJ In all
other districts the polls will open at o'clock
and close at p. VI.
The Return Judges will meet in the Arbitra-
tion room in Butler, on Monday, June 9th, at
o'clock, p. NJ.
The County Committee, at its last meeting,
laid down certain rules for governing Republi-
can Primary Elections which must be strictly
adhered to. 4. J.. CRAIG, Chairman.
NEWTON BLACK, see,vs
\. Il. WHITE,
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BUTLER COUNTY
Sunday School Convention.

The fourth ANNUAL convention Of the Butler
County Sunday School Union, win be held al
Fairvew, on Tuesday and Wednesday, the 7th
aud sth of June next. Each Superintendent 10
requested TO make out a report and send the
same with the delegates from his school 10 the
convention, or mail II 10 the secretary Of the
Union. In this report please give the number
Of scholars enrolled, number Of teachers and
officers also, the names Of the delegates TO the
in few DAYS, and m order that they may be
sent 10 every school, tlc Superintendent OF EACH
sctooi in the county is requested to send his
name and address TO the Secretery at once, 20
that he may forward programmes. II N earn-
es,y desired that all the schools In the county
be represented by one or more delegates. En:
tertainment will be provided for oil who nlaY
attend J.. ~. Aa DEkSok,
Butler. Pa, Acting secretary.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1881-05-18

section of the bill is in violation OF the
constitution that it will not be suffered
To mass in its present shape.
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Nasty in Europe.

Nay 18th Mr. d. Il. Locke (Rev. Petroleum
" Nasby), will sail for Europe for the purpose
Of contributing A .erIes Of Letters 70 the TotE-
20 BLADE. Tlibs6 Ifltegs will cover period
of tiy months, commencing June ~.
They will be written in Mr.. Ngsby's peculiar
vein, aud will b. as lively as he can make
them.
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Al Gents per Yard,

Short pieces Good Calico, at
" KIYTEa T. RALsToN'a
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England as may have the graveyard
in charge, and with such other persons
as he may deem proper in the matter,
including Peter Penn GaskeE. of Shan
nagsesky, county of Cork, Ireland, and
Colonel VIM. Stuart, of Tempsford
Hall, Sandy Bedfordshire, England,
representatives at law of the said VIM.
Penn by his first and second marriage,
transmitting to them a copy of this res
olution and asking their assistance and
cooperation in the matter of the disin-
terment and transfer; and if he deem it
necessary or expedient that he ask the
cooperation of the President of the
United States, through the Secretary
of State, or otherwise in securing an
object which would be so agreeable to
the people Of Pennsylvania.
after an eloquent culogy On VIM.
Penn by Mr., Everhart, the resolution
was unanimously passed"
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County Auditors.

County Auditors.
Two TO NOMINATE.
CROW, q. W. Forward township.
KiNSER, Il. A., Concord township.
MAURHOFF, L f., Clinton township.
MCGREW, WILLIAM, Franklin twp.
SHANNON, JAMES H., Franklin twp.
County tOnOncr.
KENNEDY. WILLIAM. Penn township.
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AN AFFECTING INCIDENT

occurred at the most solemn portion Of
the ceremony. The Princess, who had
maintained apparent composure up to
that moment, now broke completely
down, and burst forth into fit Of weep
ing, crying aloud, and trembling with
long sqppresged nervous excitement.
Prince Rudolph WAS calm ana COLLECT
cd, acted with uncommon good sense,
and succeeded finally in calming the
agitation Of his bride. 'fhe fears and
timidity of Princess Stephanie had a
marked effect upon the large attend
ance of royal and noble ladies. and
oaueed many Of them also to shed tears.
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Toledo w eskly Blade

is the LARGEST Political and Family paper
in the United States, and in addition 10 this
feature, contains dozen others, known TO and
approved by majority of the families IN every
State and Tenitofg.
TERMS:
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For six months 90
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April p. 3nos.
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:. X. BAILY,
, 1881-07-10

dane coterfes of the French capital to the
effect that Nine. Rachel, the late renowned
enameler, who during her lifetime dealt 50
largely AMI remuneratiyely in perpetual love
illness, has left behind her personal and pro
fessional memoirs Of a highly sensational
character, which are about to published by
her natural heirs. Il, this autobiography
SO, ut least, it appears to be eagerly :alltici-
pated-wi!l be revealed the toilet secrets Of
nlany celebrated contemporary beauties
appertaining alike to the aristocracies
Of birth, wealth, and talent. London
society, i'll particular, will be electrified
by the posthulnous disclosures Of 4 person
who, having for several successive years
traded npo, female vanity, was 'aEacious or
cunning enough to establish Il widespread
reputation for discretion, which stood her IN
profitable stead among fair but frivolous
:lspir;tnts to social n0tnriety- II Is only tnO
probable that Nine. lsachcl's annotated dla-
res, supplemented by character sketches
and confidential details such rs she may well
have accumulated III considerable number
during her curious experiences. should they
be made public, nlly be the means Of sowlag
dissenslOn in many 4 family circle, and OF
causing inconccivabIe distress to some OF her
former clients. However wtlf-tleserved may
be so severe punishment of reprehensibic
folly and misplaced trustfnlneSs. let lis hope
for the sake Ut those connected by ties OF
blood ;1nd affection with Niue. RacleFs vic
tins that the threatened publication OF her
personal "reminiscences will be averteA-
, 1881-07-10

To the Editor of The Chtcdy" Tribune.
CHICAGO, July BIT IS not the purpose OF this
nrticlc to !eclare the p!easurc, benefit, anl ue-
ccssity Of bathing, bur TO express the grcnt de-
sire OF workinxn,cn and boys for lake BATH
The season for swimming Is ut hand- Every
thing is Inviting TO the enjoyment Of Il cool
bath: tho hot weather and the nice wtltec-
Thousands Ut men and boys, exhausted from
their duy's work. wish that they might have.
hath in the hike. Yet much MS the voters Ut tho
city, and the North Side especially. desire this
right by Ii lHr.c majority, somehow they are de-
barred from that privilege. The wish VI tue
majority ought to beeonc Inv. Why Is It. then,
tl1At lake bathing Is NOT allowed! Tho charge
of indecent exposure oA the bathers, especially
ulnng the luke-sh0re drive. ls mndt against thlS
proposition. Bur let bathing DC allowed U, such
us wear full suit. from neck to kuee IN tho
dMytiulc md trunks In the night. Prttnptly mr.
rest persons who attempt 10 bathe without suits
For many person. it Is ton fur 10 witlk To In
diana street. Let lake buthlng with suits be a.
lowed nl1 along the lake, aud let US have It ak
once, and not he Obliged to walt any lotlKor.
Muny movements to secure free bathing nave
been mnt:e. but have met with failure to attain
that end. Thnt these few lines may have some
effect in establishing law allowing lake buthtnR
with suits on, Is tile prnycr or tho boys. and We
Doubt not OF II great minority Of tue voters OF
the North Side. ANY one who will write Eoou
article on this subject fAynrlug lake-bAthtnE,
nnh nnye 1t published in tho papers, Will DC
kindly remembered by
TnE BUYS OF THE NORTH SIDE.
, 1881-07-10

mixed. SIC: new Western mixed. SIC: No. july 55@
51{c August S5sJ5'7sc; September, o.3s4a57Ec Oats
heavy and lover: receipts, +70U bu; Western Mixed
4.Gtf;,ec; white do. s4f4n.
lIAy-l>uN and unsettled.
lior%-s1eady: moderate demand: yoaringY, lsta
f1ae.c. $50 '
GEocERIEs-CoHce dull and nominal: Klo carsoes
quoted 1t 9lte!"c: jnb lu1s ~ Sugar u and
n0Ina!: Ialr to good refining. L:-l,i9Sc Mulasses
dull and unciinnEed K,ce quiet but steady.
i'ET!olEEA-F1rni; United, sSs3c; crude, G;x171kc:
refined, &c.
TALtHW-Firm; E1i'1I:<c.
KEsIN-Stcady: S..uk41lD.
TEKrENr.SE-IIe.vya and lower: A@4l,sc
EEGS-uuset but tIrt1 IL la1.ftsltc.
l4EATME!t-Qnct: hem!ncx snic; Buenos Ayres,
and Rio Grande light middle and he:lyy weight .
eSosc
WooIcQniet but lrm; sta tic: pulled. aDssoc; un-
washed. l:ss:i.c: Texas. i lt4 &c -
ti:9vIsIsSS-lrs active and firm; old mess II ,37
@il'.W Heef quiet but trim. Tut meals dull and
nominal. Lard strong: brine steam, $l2.ulsEaA
HE1TEtk-ln buyers favor; 1lGs1e-
CHEESk-Ffrn: hasyI:.
Observation-Disclosures copper dull; new sheath
tn.. e in:ut Lake. H;@tiiic FiEirun quiet but firm:
shcetiug. Liz lac. n
NA1Ls-Cut s.9laI15; c.inch, slG5.e5GS
, 1881-07-10

HOG pRODUCrS-Wefe quiet and steady. There
is little disposition trade In futures. but better
Inquiry fur shipments, md some parties reportcd
really goul demand fur car|ots OF meats 10 Southern
points The local hog lnarket was rmcf, while there
was little change LII the OF foreign alvices. LAIRD
was little uncertain, and so.ne folks feared it was
getting ready for another wiEsle the coming wcck.
The packing OF this city to date, since the close Ut
February. Is reported us l3l.o hogs against l,'2 o
to same time year ago, and l,l9joN TO doin l:9
The packing OF Cedar naptls Is reported at luz r.
aeu,ust III. III; to SAINT time list year.
MESS ronK-Adyanced about 2Ac per hrl from the
latest prices o Friday. Saie5 were reported OF 3O
brls seller August ut st7.u.efs. " and 2AU brls seller
September ut <l1.I,x1sl1.h The Market cIuscd
Huul1ally ut these figures vita $,!.laal!G!z about
the price fur round lots. spot nr *ciitr July.
LaND Declined 2L:ac per he) lbs, but reacted ana
c,scd Nt3l1c upoye the latest prices vi Friday. sales
were reported Ut l. 30 seller July At $iltAl l
s&i tcs seller August III. t+ tcs seller
September Ut {ll.l4.etll.I and tau It's seller the
wear ut $U Ut4t4 IT, H.. rut1t .10 tcs The AlarEet
cinscd steady 1T .6t fur round lots spot or
sriIer the month; <iL5.1aarl.55 seller August and
ktf .4td Ii ..1s seller September. ..... ..
MEAT.s-Wefe Il shade hrfner on shipping cuts.
while local futures exhibited little change. Sales
were reported IF U boxes DnE clears tsPcca! aver
srrl At tS!. boxes long aud short clears Ut $sS3:
latUU lbs short rbs Ss,G5Ss.6s spot $sty35.t'
seller August and $s..atsS. IL seller September: sJ
tt:s swceIpicked hams aE:Ms3sc f"r 6-lb aycriges
PRICES Of leudnx cuts were rs follows ut CLOCK:
, 1881-07-10

According to the new English census. BIZ
mtugt,u1n now has 4SUU4 inhabitants. Gi,.i1 more
than it had in ISL; Bradford, lS',uus. ;i5,eos
more than il 1s;1; Hull 1 or sssd m9Ts n rs,
more tnan il. 1s7l; Halifax. 1904. or 1.a4e more
than In ISL: Rochdale, g s15. Or 5S0 more than
ISL: Ipswich. j3al. or nearly s,U10 more than in
iii: lsie II Thsn> t. tts:. Or 1877 more than IN
III: wi9art +Sl1 or 9lol more than ~ u, ~ n;
Cambri,1rr y;.f;s or 5:naS more than in l5s1:
Oxford. u, ~ or 5.3lO more. than III ISL; and
Windsor, exclusive OF Eton, l5,61i, or l,144 more
thin n 1E.1
, 1881-07-10
ENERGY ON TAP.


"I see that a Frcnclnall has got a patent
for canned energy" observed Mrs. Spoopcn-
dyke as she picked mp i. lot Of cut cut-steel
beads on Il needle and began sewing them on
medallions for dress trimming.
"Got Il what y' interrosated Mr. Spoopen-
dyke, who wis backing his boots.
"Ycs, liz says l,c can put strength up i'll
bundles and send it anywhere so they call
run SLIPS and things without steam. lie sent
ever SO much over fo Scotland"
"Whut circus bill! have you been reading
now"' uuericd Mr.. Spoopcndyke, glarinS at
:" It's So" she replied. "1 saw it in the
Esn,E. lie tiDes it up like preserves and it
lasts ever so long, and IT'S Juss rs 1resn any
strong when they open It rs it WIS ut flrst.'
"Who puts it up? Who're you talking
about go ....,
i Frenclman Tie gets a lot Of strength
anu fixes it with electricity, and you cal' bly
it anywhere. I'm going II. Get some and
take it. I:'ll be just rs good as going in tile
cuunlry, and mav bc it'll help my headaches:
Isuppose the Government viii buy i lot of
it for tr:l1,ps."
Spoopen,lykc. "Wl1at dye mean by putting
Strength in bnxcso Think el.ergy is SOME
Kind ot dol Eastcd fish? S'pose you can
put main strength up in bottle hkea meas.
ly shrimp II you're golng to read' why
don't ynu read straight:"
why / did. lie has some kind of a
machine and he makes energy So it viii last'
and then he soldiers it np i'll tins, or sUn,e-
thiny. so you can keep 1t i'll the house. FIN
going to have some to do the washing"
.:Uoes it strengthen up the mimi OF dod-
easled idiot:'' blurtet! Mr.. Spoopendyke.
.Can it make neasly sDoopendykc wo;llan
talk seHst"'
.'Thc paper didn't say: but il it is all they
claim for it, it will be great help i'll house.
cleaning and moving the step.ladder az af9nnd 3hn.,
It saves boiling bccf-tca. Oh, you ought. TO
read about it. They sa, its the greatest ILL
D:yc mean to tell me that they're selling
muscle by the key? Want me to understand
that some frog-eater is kces.i.g industry OH
! draugl1t? Think FIN an ass:"'
"That's what the Eagle says."s rejoined
Mrs. Spoopcndyke, with wonnan's Implicit
reliance on anything i'll print. .'And they
can make it III any quantity cheap. so We can
| lave all we WANT. wish y1n'd get some
right of, and we'll try it on Fridays sweep
| ings."
, 1881-07-10
BUSINESS.
Financial Affairs Quiet Stocks
Generally Easier.
The Weather Too Hot for Activity in
Business Circles.
The Produce Markets Less Active-Hog Prod
ucts Dull but Steady.
a Firmer Tone in Wheat-0orn Steadier
--Oats Weak.
FINANCIAL.

There was not much new in financial circles
Saturday, and the tendency was to quictncss all
round. Tho recovery ut tho President is now
understood to be moderately we'll assured. and
the current Of business is not therefore percep-
tibly affected by the recent attempted assasipa-
ton in Washington.
Stocks were less active and generully weak.
The offerings were fair, but spectators were in
cliued to hold of, usual On the last day of tho
week, AMI some of the pools In leading lines
were supposed to be rather free sellers. The
railroad freight war amung the Eastern lines
also produced weakness, and the oppressive hcut
nude people feel more like resting quietly In tho
shade than liko bothoring their heads with busl-
ness.
The Vanderbilt roads were depressed by tho
ru1nors that the trunk lines were extensively
engaged In cutting rates down SO closely that
the earnings are likely to suffer much dflni:.a-
tion.
The Granger stocks averaged q shade lower,
but closed steady, with a moderate volume Of
business. 1t WINS reported that Northwestern
has been buoyed up lutely by the operations OF
a pool holding =, 600 shares. 1t was understood
that Osborne unu others who we're in 1t real
lied yesterday, and that the rest would prob
ably do likewise at an enry day. Northwestern
sold at 1903, up to 130a. OF to 1n, and closed at
1l1h.
Chicago s. Alton WAS quiet, but firm under the
announcement that 4 per cent dividend would
be paid ia September.
Western Union held its own, closing shade
stronger. 1t was rutnored at one time that Jay
Gould was selling it. The Company is said TO be
earning S per cent net on Its SsD,0O,000
Hannibal & ST. Joe WAS tirmer at the opening,
and closed the same US On Friday. Tho pool Is
said to hold l.0 COO shares, 00o more than es-
ist. The clique holds everything, and has vir-
tcrday was 9531. running up to o., ana closing ut
G3ai.
1t is rumored that the Central Arizona Mine
expects to pay a monthly dividend Of 25c per
share, beginning in August Or September. This
accounts for the late bulge in this stock.
Tho following gives the range of stocks yes
day:
, 1881-07-10
FEMININE NOTES,

Bridget being told to put little nutmeg
into The rice-putding, picked out the smallest.
one one i'll the box and threw 1t III.
At the recentcollese examinations the girls
were found superior to the boys. We always
maintained that the boys We're after the girls
When Il woman arrives at the age of IS
without accommodating a husband, SHE enjoys
attending one funeral more than doze
ballS.-'FicI:ctl ErcItNnye.
When married man In Harlem was sur
prisrd by his wife with lis ;lEluS around the
pretty servant-girl Il few evenings since, he
rushed out of the luuse alld had lis hair
shaved close TO theskull witha horse-clipper.
lie said he wanted to save the roots, anyhow.
y Brooklyn 1nan spent seven hours writing
an essay tn prove that woman is inferior to
nan, and then spent two hours more and 4
heap Of profanity in an Intellectual attempt
to thread Il needle. job which WOMAN
finally did for him i'll about TWO shakes Ut u
lambs tail.
Ina railroad collision the other daya young
lady's o!tt-style bonnet WIS crushed and
took it home, put Il flower anu two yards OF
ribbon on it, and now she has bonnet Of the
latest style, worth eleven dollars and half.
-Norristolcn Herald.
TO widower: as it trnc that you are
$onG to 2 affy ~ asa'n g i5S S very H. tr%sa s;
% Kc$ :';'e Not It IT :p ai A'iHe .fi,sn why o lave
you chosen her." ITO tell you the truth,
my dear friend, in order not to change
mother-lll-law-'-pt Journal.
Monsieur T., so renowned for g:llantry
that his friends call him 1.-THE last cheyaller
Of France,"' is visiting a lady who has Just
lost ont. Of her aunts. In I vase OIL the table
stands rose whose petals are falling. "Ahi
dear lady," says Monsieur T.. embracing the
flower and the woman in one glance, "and
here is another Of your family just leaving
us!'
Anxious sister to brother George, who has
just finished Il sparring lesson-" Promise
lie, please, never to box again. If you want
sunctllin:. for protection, learn to FENCE
Gcoryc-''Well, it l were ever attacked I
might not have Tapier with me- She {trl-
ulMpllantIy)- Yes, but ynu might not have
your boxins-sloves, either. .''-Haruard Let'n-
p0oi.
An Ohio paper says that Il young lady who
graduated in Il calico tiress Il few years nSo
Is NOV; married yo !, railroad Superintendent
WHO has III. INCOME uf half million year.
This may be taken is 4 basis fur the reguia-
ton of graduating dress hereafter. Had she
Worn alpaca size might have done even bet
ter, ard caught the general manager of the
road. On TIC other hand. hal she bloonlcd
furtli III white Swiss, she might have capt
| urcd the President Ut the concern, with his
untolu millions; while, had she worn silk,
with pUint f;lee and diamonds, she might
have scooped lit the conductor OF Il plsscn-
ger train, aud had onyx stlircaSes and ala
I.tster walls to her house, :slns cut tho wives
Of tile officers Of the rOat rs society 1tt1,-
getl.er tu thin for her style. This thing ought
t. be il lesson to girl graduates and sharp
warning to I};ttrDllze tAeir talurs liber:tlly.-
Bro0itUIa Euyic.
, 1881-07-10

making an idiot asylum OF yourself! S'pose
you can make me- b'lieye that house-cleantng
comes in Jugs? Think I'm going to b'lleyo
thata weeks wash comes iu n box, like measly
pills? P'raps YOU want me to think that
your dod- gasted stnff will pay the rent and
run my business! Next time you strike q
corn salve yon read it Understandings, ye
heare Energy by the pint! Strength by
the yard! Got that rip sewed up in my
pants!''
"Ies, dear,'' murmured Mrs. Spoopen-
dyke, nleekly; and Mr.. Spoopendyke, hay-
ing arrayed himself, plunged out OF the
house ard made for the ferryboat.
"lle!io, Spoopendykev' salntel his friend
Specklewottle; "See this thing in the paper
about the Frenchuan who Is boxing up en-
crgy!'
''Yes, certainly" replied Mr.. Spoopen-
dyke; "and I'ye been all the morning try
ing to explain it to my wife, but these women
can't understand such things. How's
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