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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

The Rev. George II. Thayer, OF
Bourbon, Ind, says: BofA nyse1
and wife owe our lives to Shlion,s
Consumption Cure" Sold ~ n. b.
Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

Take care of your liver. A great number OF
the diseases to which mankind are liable arise
from disordered condition of the organ. Keep
1t in sound and healthy condition and you can
defy disease Prickly Ash Bitters are espec-
tally adapted for this purpose, being composed
of drugs which act on the liver, giving it tone
and strength to Withstand malaria. II
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

"Hacketack, !" lasting ana fragrant
Derfume. Price Is and 50 cents. Sold
bv r, B. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

Are you made miserable by indiges-
ton, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite, Yell
low Skin? Shiloh's Vitiliaer Is q pos
tive cure. Sold by r. B. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

For Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint
YOU have q printed guarantee on every
bottle of Shiloh's Vitalizer. 1t never
fails to cure. Sold by r. B. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

Asa Ever medicine, DR.. Marshall's
Bremoiue has no equal. 1t also
.oleanses the blood and You, get a
big, big bottle for fifty cents.
Drngrists sell it..
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

A Nasal Injector free with each
bottle of ShilOh's Catarrh Remedy.
Price SO cents. Sold by r. B. Steven
son,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23
CHRISTIAN

The Christian Church Of lola, Allen county,
Kansas, meets for worship the Second Lord's
CIV. POOL, Pastor.
J. C. TODD, Elder.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

Why will YOU cough, when Shiloh's
Cure will give immediate relief. Price
10 cts, so cts, and $l.OO. Sold by R.
B. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

Shiloh's Cure will Immediately re-
lieve Group, Whooping Cough and
Bronchitis. Sold by r. B. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy-a positive
cure for Catarrh, Diphtheria and
Cankec Moath. Sold'by r. B. Steven
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

California kidney Tea.
Lame Back, Kidney and Urinary trou-
bIes. TORPID Liver. Only SO cents large
package. Buy Of Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

For sale, AN excellent farm ct lS2 acres,
good house and everything well axed.
Amply to Bowlus.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23
CHURCH DIRECTORY.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL.

Corner of JEFFERSON Avenue and Broadway st
Services every Sabbath at IL am. and 30 p. M
Class meeting immediately after the morning
service. Sunday school OF $3.50 3. M, w.
Slavens Superintendent. Prayer meeting ever!
Thursday evening ut $50 D. m strangers snt
visitors in the city and all others cordially invlf
ed to Ill these services.
D. T. SUtlNKRvILLE, Pastor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23
CHRISTIAN.

Services on first Sunday Of every month at
O'Clock e. n. at the Court House.
THOs. BARTLETT, Pastor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

California Kidney Tea
For Lame Back and all Kidney trOu.
bles. Fifty cents. Ask to see it, at
StevensOn's.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23
PRESBYTERIAN.
BAPTIST.

On Sycamore Street. Large brick northeast
Of the square. Preaching every Sunday at II q.
day SCHOOL at GAS m A. L. Dibble, Superin-
tendent. Prayer meeting every Thursday eve
ming at p m. This notice is inserted to assure
you Of warm welcome at any OF these services.
T. c. CoFFEY, Pastor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23
KNIGHTS OF HONOR.

lola Lodge No. 1902 X. Of n. meets In the ODD
Fellows Hall, on the first and third Friday
nights Of each month Visiting brothers from
other lodges will be cordially welcomed.
w. H. MCCLURE, Dictator.
w. d. CHAsTAIN, Reporter.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23

California Kidney Tea
Never fails in Kidney and Urinary
troubles, so cents. Look for it at Ste
vensOn's.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-23
Notice 6 Application for Pardon.
STATE OF KANSAS,)

COUNTY OF ALLEN.
/ hereby give notice tsss On Oct der 18th,
1881, application will BIZ by Ne made to His Ex-
cellenev. Gpvern0rJ p. st. John, at his ONCE,
in the city of Topeka, Shawnee County, Kansas,
for the pardon Of Vila Oliver, eosTIcted Of at
tempting to aid persons to esexpe from the
ioJsN H. waters,
Sheriff of Allen County.
National Republican., 1881-08-18
A Joke ON the BIRD.

Heap Chin is the Chinaman who sells
cast-iron radishes and buckskin lettuce to Lara
mic people, doing the business with q delivery
wagon made of two waste paper baskets tied to n
hickory pole. lie sells :only n small amount Of
garden truck, 1t is true, but by being economical
and sleeping nights in fence corner, and living
on rice and mountain scenery, he has reduced his
expenses so that he is making money. He is not
handsome. for his eyes are bow-legged and his
face generally looks like frightened Zulu; but
he don't care continental so long as he can work
of his gum arabic beets and indestructble string
beans. The other day he sold four pods Of green
peas and a radish for twenty-five cents and re-
ceived in payment an English shilling, which coin
passes here for two bits.
Heap Chin kicked.
The lady Of the house tried to explain that II was
o. X, but the ecru colored heather shook his head
and answered yet again
1.-Two bittee all same no good. You heap foolee
me sometime oil belly good Me no sabe two Bit
tee. Fool 'em Heap Chin. Two bittee no catch
'em all same chicken"
When 1t gets so that the glorious bird of freedom
Is characterized by squint-eycd heathen from an
eifete kingdom as q chicken 1t looks as though
this glorious Republic would have to go over to
China and lick about nine billion Cinnamon in
order to correct an erroneous impresslon.-Ldramic
Rooiycr1D0
National Republican., 1881-08-18
a:nrfieI,i-s Inability.

Pre- sident Garfield has been sufferer
by the assassin's bullet for some forty five days
During all that time he has not seen or had one
moments conversation with single one OF his
Secretaries or other officers Of the Government
He has in no single instance given an order or
hint Of direction to the conduct of any depart
ment of the administration. The indications are
that this condition of things at the best must yet
continue for n long time. Itrequlres no argument
or explanation to show that this state of affairs is
not what was contemplated by the founders Of the
Government or that, however well the ordinary
routine Of the several Departments may proceed,
1t is not constitutional government The Chi
cago Times 1t is true says that everything goes
on well under the control Of Minister Blaine !"
but 1t is known that the Times is monomaniac
upon the ideaof a responsible government by the
Cabinet" as in England. Nothing of the sort is
known to or recognized by our Constitution and
laws. " Minister " Fiddlesticks There is no such
aperson or officer as b" Minister Baine."-NeW York
Herald
National Republican., 1881-08-18
Northern Africa,

England is mad because France is
entering upon the possession of Northern
Africa. She has an idea that she is
general superintendent of nations, and
has chronic desire to hold all the other
European powers in such relations to each
other as well rs to Asia and Africa, as will
in no event hinder her in any scheme
she may have. If England was big
red-faced woman she would occupy three
seats in horse-car and try and reserve
several others for friends expected at
other points ON the route. She would, at
watering-place, want a commanding
position on the shadiest porch
and Il score of arm-chairs to be
left vacant while other people stood, in
order to enable her to distribute them
among her set, not yet emerged from the
dining-room. But the world is outgrow-
ing its dread of Britannia, and continents
will not await her nod before undergoing
changes among their peoples and govern
ments. Other folks want seats and will
have them. Italy can make her own
complaints without being nagged to it by
England. The effort of the latter to dis
affect the former with French affairs in
Tunis is very much in the spirit of the
slow and awkward boys, unable to keep
up in the chase of passing vehicle, and
shouting, "Cut, cut behind!" to the
driver for the discontinue of their more
imble-footed companions.
National Republican., 1881-08-18
wATERlNC-PLAoE NOTES.

Mrs. ]. NJ March has gone to Ph@nixyille, Pa.
III, u. Noble, ir., has gone to Berkeley Springs
john L, Fullonton leaves to-day for lewiston
Me.
Miss Lula Adams IS visiting friends in Rich.
mond.
Major Goodloe U. s. NJ c., is at Warm Springs
Virginia.
Judge IlNgner and J. Hubley Ashton are at
Saratoga.
Albert NJ. Reed, OF the Treasury Department, Is
at Oakland,
Mrs. L. f. Clark and Miss Mamie Clark are
summcring at Rock Enon.
Mr., and Mrs. d. W, Mahon have gone for a
month to Nantasket Beach.
Miss Laura L, Flint of lie Drolt Park rs at the
Crawford House, New Hampshire.
F. d. Cleary, Joseph L. Gawler, and Miss Annie
Gawler are at Congress Hail. Cape May
Hon William 4. Richardson leaves tomorrow
for the Grcenbrier White sulphur Springs
-Alonzo Weeks, of the Pension Bureau, Is
spending his vacation at sebago Lake, Maine.
Mrs Adclne Duyal Mack, the elooutionist,
leaves TO day for Fuuquier White sulphur Springs
and entcrtains the guests tomorrow evening with
recitations and music.
Senator Cameron and family are at the orl.
entail Hotel Coney Island, where Roscoe Conkling
Senator Jones, and other prominent Republicans
are enjoying themselves.
Mrs Emory storrs black satin, richly em-
broidered in jet, relieved with flowers. Mrs. JUS
tIce Macarthur, rich costume Of white and brown
Louis Quatorze jacket and rare diamonds.-A
Saratoga letter.
Mrs. Rosa Lyon, OF Texas, and Miss Foster
daughter OF Governor Charley Foster, Of Ohio,
ohaperoned by Mrs Justice Woods, Of Atlanta
Mr., Justice Woods, Justice Macarthur Judge Hill
toh, Mr.. A. Porter Morse, Colonel Tom ochlltree,
OF Texas Judge Johnson and daughter OF Wash
inglon, are at Saratoga.
National Republican., 1881-08-18
The President.

All predictions concerning the Presi.
dents case appear to be vain and out OF
place. 1t is clear that the functions OF
the stomach are suspended. The pa
tents reduced condition demands the
repairing strength which can come only
from the consumption and digestion
of food. We can only wait and hope.
His case is critical, but not hopeless.
The taking of very small quantity
of liquid food should not too greatly
elate; while on the other hand n
still longer waiting for the stomach
TO act should not too greatly depress.
1t is impossible for any man to number
the hours within which the sick man
must be able to retain food in order to
live. 1t is equally impossible for any one
to know that he can survive his digestive
apparatus any given time. The proper
and decorous thing is patiently and as
hopefully as possible to wait. Discus
sions concerning hopes or fears, diagnosis
or treatment, are as unseemly as they are
useless.
National Republican., 1881-08-18
PERSONALITIES,

Miss MoLLrE ANDERSON, the well-known
actress has again celebrated her nineteenth birth
day
Mr.. ]. III. FALCoNER, statstician of the
Post ofIicc Department, is spending his vacation
at Deer Park.
Mr.. ALEXANDER NJ. SULLIVAN, member
Of Parliament, who was recently seized with o fit
is now reported to be out Of danger.
CAPTAIN BoYToN is on his way to Fort
Benton, whence he will start on voyage down the
Missouri River to st. Louis, distance Of $3.50
miles.
The last good thing from India is the
reply Of Hindoo or balf.cast when asked who
was Julius Caesar. 1.-THE first Roman Catholic
bishop OF india" he replied, "who introduced
Christianity into England"
GEORGE FITzHuGH, of Caroline County,
and noted virginian Of ante bolum years, and
author of Sociology; or, Cannibals All" died in
Huntsville, Texas, on the 3Oth ultimo During its
hacyon days Mr. Fitzhugh was valued contrib.
utor to Dc BoiO's Review, q magazine Of much po.
litica statistical mercantile, and agricultural in
formation lie was essentially gentleman of the
old school, now fast disappearing from the stage
of life.
National Republican., 1881-08-18

WASHINGTON, Aug, lG.--Willlam r. Cameron, Re-
adjuster nominee for the governorship Of Virginia,
and Frank Blair, candidate for attorney general OH
the same ticket, and II, II. Rlddleberger, with
other friends Ignoring the fact that the President
Is probably on his dcath.bed, turned up in this
city to-day, and called upon Secretary Window
and Postmaster General james. for the purpose of
making some arrangements for securing certain
Federal patronage In the State of Virginia for the
Mahoneites, 1t may be stated, owing to the exist.
ing circumstances, that their mission was not
fraught with success. Mr.. Riddleberger spent the
greater portion OF the day at the Post-otce De-
partment where he endcavored To secure an order
forthe removal of Mr. Bailey, railway mail SER
vice official, who as a delegate to the Coaltlonlst
convention at Lynchburg, delivered vigorous
speeches against Senator Malone and his policy.
The Postmaster General, 1t Is understood gave Mr.,
Rlddleberger very little satisfaction.
The above is from the Baltimore amer
ican Of yesterday. 1t is deliberate false
hood from beginning to end, and the corre-
spondent who sent il to Baltimore manu-
featured it out of whole cloth. The
american ought to hire Eli Perkins to help
along its correspondence at the National
Capital.
National Republican., 1881-08-18
Couldn't Carry Missouri.

jenkins was travelling in Missouri
last year just before the presidential elec.
ton, and in the carright across from him two men
were arguing us to the probable result of the cleo
tlon. Says one: IIancocks the man." "No, sir
Garheldll get it," was the reply Suddenly an
Adventist, sitting behind them, spoke up and said
g. My friends, do you not know who is to be oui
next President? 1t Is the Lord, who is coming at
once, with his angels to r0ign." Quick as thought
jenkins, who imagined that some third party can.
didate had been mentioned, sprang up, slapped
the Millerlte on the shoulder and cried out: BET
you twenty-five dollars he don't carry Missouri
Des MOiRcs Ivlrd) NAL.
National Republican., 1881-08-18
Too Much Mystery,

There has been too much conceaiment,
too much mystery in the conduct of pub
lie affairs recently. In the Presidents
case, while there is seeming frankness in
dealing with the public, yet there has
been an air Of reserve and concealment
thrown about the incidents of the case
a kind of hiding away and covering up
that gave contradiction to the pretended
frankness. Every now and then fact
comes TO light. in the Presidents case
that shows that something has been con-
cealed, that some one has endeayored to
prevent that particular fact from coming
to the knowledge Of the public. And
now, again, in regard TO Guiteau's attempt
70 kill one of the prison guards, we are
told that when one Of the prison officials
is questioned on the subject Of the assault
the answer of each and every one of them
is: "We cannot say; we have instruc-
tions not to answer any questions on the
subject or give out any information
thereanent," Why this reticence? Who
gives these orders to say nothing, to
keep mum, and not tell the public the
facts and what good end is conserved
thereby? Why not give the public all
the facts, both in regard to the President
and his assassin? What harm can
arise from making public all the facts ?
What good can be obtained by conceal
ing them? Ifany good could arise from
budding up and covering over the facts,
those in charge would be justified in so
doing; but as nothing is to be gained
thereby, either for the cause of justice or
the welfare of the people, it would seem
as If 1t was the merest bosh to put on an
air of mystery and keep back facts that
would do no injury if known TO the pub
lie
National Republican., 1881-08-18


Yes, stone the woman-let the man go freei
Draw back your skirts, lest they perchance
May touch her garments as she passes;
But TO him put forth o willing hand
10 clasp with his that led her 10 destruction
And disgrace. Shut up from her the sacred
Ways Of toll, that she may no more win an
Honest meal, hut Ope 10 him all honorable
Paths where he may win distinction.
give him fair, presseddown measures
oflfe's sweetest Joys. Pass her
Oh, maiden with pure, proud face,
Ifshe puts out poor, polluted palm,
But lay thy hand In his on bridal day,
And swear TO cling 10 him
with wiicly loye and tender reverence
Trust him who led sister woman
To fearful fate.
Yes, stone the woman let the man go free!
Let one soul suffer for the guilt oftwo-
Is the doctrine of hurried world
Too out ofbreath for holding balances
Where nice distractions and lnJustlces
Are calmly weighed But all, how will II be
GA that strange day Ofhnal IRE and flame,
When men shall stand before the one
True Judgo2 Shall sex make then
A difference IN sin? Shall He,
Tie searcher Of the hidden heart,
In his eternal and divine decree,
Condemn the woman and forgive the manS
Anonymous
National Republican., 1881-08-18
SMelIcd Ilia IIcnd.

Grace CORTLAND, "the witch of Wall
street" is in Washington, where she has been, to
use an easy phrase, swelling the head of Post
reporter She is engaged in movement to break
jay Gould, and already she has made 100000 out
of it. Gnces stronghold is giving "points" on
the stock, grain, aud provision markets. The
witch is not to " fame unknown in these parts
When she was in Philadelphia she was the " great
London mind reader" in which. role she gave sit.
tngs at 50 each, or more If she could get it, Since
then she has been doing the witch" business in
the West 1t is probable that she isn't worth 1901
cents, and that she is banking mostly OH the
credullty Of the gullbe. If the Post hints at any
thing of this kind we shall look to see the Post
torn out That's the kind ofa woman Grace is
phiudelDLin Press
National Republican., 1881-08-18
"Thc Good Gray Poet.v

Walt. Whitman, the poet-laureate of the
Broadway stage drivers writes to the Tribune: al
get around Manhattan Island more or less every
day-get down in the city on Broadway or TO the
ferries-have gone once or twice to Brooklyn
wherever humanity is most copious and significant
let It oil filter into me. The ameloration, supe-
rior growth, expansion, robustness, sympathy.
good-natured universally noted two years ago
as prevailing characteristics of average New York
everywhere are confirmed by this visit. New
York loves crowds-and do too l can no more
get along without houses civilization aggregations
ofhumanity meetings. hotels theatres than can
get along without food"
National Republican., 1881-08-18

YESTERDAY was cool and breezy, SEEM
ingly Whit Of bracing autumnal air,
which seemed to give new life to the
members of the couldn't-get-away brl-
gades. A week or so of such weather
and our empty streets would begin to fill
up with the advance guard of the grand
army Of Washingtonians now encamped
by dancing rivers, cooling springs, bill
lowy oceans, and towering mountains
Come home, dear sistern and breth-
rem! and sleep the sleep ofthe just to the
soft lullaby of the four-oared Potomac
mosquito. Come home! We're lone
Somol
National Republican., 1881-08-18

THOSE soft-hearted Republicans (who
are soft-headed also, by the way) who
have a sneaking opinion that Democrat
should be appointed to a vacancy on the
Supreme Bench should first furnish a
precedent showing that the Democrats
under similar circumstances were once
generous enough to appoint Wing or
Republican when that party had control
Of appointments. When they do that it
will be time enough to talk about
"generous consideration for the mi
nority" in this matter.
National Republican., 1881-08-18
Tanner

DIR. Tanner is about to attempt a fast of
ninety days, and some of our exchanges advise
him to go without food for ninety years We hope
he will not attempt the feat. When Tanner is fast
ing the newspapers are full of him. When Tanner
is not fasting, newspaper readers don't know
whether he is alive or dead. To have the condi-
tion of his stomach described every day for ninety
years would be utterly too too much.-NorisiolGn
Herald,
National Republican., 1881-08-18
Axe.
A Young lady walked /

A young lady walked into the sanctum
yesterday, and, noticing an e-handle, covered
with blood, lying on the table, inquired its use.
when our bouncing machine, by constant use,
gets out of repair" said the editor kindly I'VE hit
the spring poets with that. It axe almost we'll"
81 axe to be excused" She said, and out she went
never stopping for the elevator We stop the press
to remark that there is no axe-aggeration about
thls.-RochesLfT Efpress
National Republican., 1881-08-18
The James Boys.

Those terrible bandits of the West, the
James boys, were sons of pious Baptist minister
They got their deyiltry from their mother, who
was q six-foot Kentucky woman, described by
those who remember her us "a regular snorter."
She drove her husband out of the house in 1851
and her boys, whom she idolized became In time
the ferocious outlaws that we read about.
National Republican., 1881-08-18
CI,nlmern .nhLxnnI,.

The Atlanta Constitution, one of the
leading Democratic papers of the South, thus re-
fcrs to the man with "his.case;' Chalmers, of
Mississippi, threatens to become n candidate for
the Senate in opposition to Lamar. In view of the
fact that Lynch, cOlored, will probably crowd
Chalmers out of the House, It Is about time for the
General to look around for other political employ
y
National Republican., 1881-08-18
PATHS Hair.

A current paragraph informs us that
Patti wears false hair, having lost large part of
the natural growth" And yet this woman will
probably want to charge us not less than s5 seat
We have to inform Patti that, while we are
usic-loylng people and all thnt, we do not want
too much badness with our musc.-CineianGt
EuOliirTr.
National Republican., 1881-08-18
Hnrd-worIlcd Editors.

There are people who don't believe that
editors earn their bread by the sweat of their
brows, but ifthose people could see mopping the
perspiratlon off our desk with on old pair of linen
pants, after writing poem on the Warm Conclu-
sion OF the Bundle Bee" they would change their
minds,-The BOomerdnU,
National Republican., 1881-08-18
A Dead linn.

The Boston Pilot does not love Mr..
Thomas Mast, and frequently shows 1t. It gets in
a savage rap at him this week, saying he might
depict Conking as dead lion being kicked by a
group ofliving asses. THE cartoon would have
an additional attraction to Mr.. Mast, that of en-
abling him to introduce his own portrait, thing
he is rather fond of doingn
National Republican., 1881-08-18

PERSONS leaving the city for the sum-
mer can have Tue REPUBLICAN, mailed to
them 10y leaving their address at the
business office.
National Republican., 1881-08-18

THE Washington REPUBLICAN sagely remarks that
popular education will be fostered lin the South
when race hatred subsidies, and not before" As
education Is losterGd in South Carolina, race hatred
has subsidized in this State.-Neies and Courier.
Yes. We have heard Of that before,
Bourbonism is just as rampant in South
Carolina as ever before, and the Bourbon
newspapers are lying with their old-time
vigor,
National Republican., 1881-08-18
A Yonkers Girl.

The Bfly~ BSS~ of the Yonkers girl of
the are small, tapering, and beautifully shaped
her II are as brilliant the a. and she Is without
d; her frown Is a T. and her figure excites ! | Of
surprise and a hankering -, her.-Rochester Er-