The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-01-27
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HA.sa Il tss1si- abs iks T'hilsts
FAla Amuinan Fame IL DE resnii ~ Il
ing tlgal 10 sawspspss ren
Az sstrsasenea, a cheap sloes slal
Ladies vashiaE these slsesp shoes VIII q
vel 70 CAL soon. No ibey vii pos ia,
iaeR
"A NV York boarding house tooh hT
ihs ether nisis,. snd tho flames sos 81 IA
- the pastry. wbss iheg vent oui 10
saEt a issA
49, man Who Invested sereuiy Eve Dol
lars IL TAR lssierAes and dres On, oen
PAINTED las. says be row owns the desg
"si pea ca Earth.
- Bob Isgegrall arsnes tie Wee rrcsi
deut ~ ibe uni,eA States AS funoiioasr,
whose dat, i u 70 stand .'Afosud sad
saii far iuBeral
The Chicago Tribuns coshderily rec
osntuepas Chicago A. Water reeors. II
ssys rn0agh winter bss resorted there
sisoc lss, ksYenlicr 10 supply most CITIES
fog sesrrsl years
What Is List 10 infancy, battle
With e'sllo, IN youth, asirnggie 10 keep out
~ mlsehisi 10 uanheod struggle ~iih
indigestion. 10 90 sse, tho prelude o. a
eositess@si will case
a nofitefn paper praises the Indian
Hair BsssoIsf He - fraud. No 10.
dian VAS ever known 10 restore any hair
He dies II asby A. certificate on which
% irss raiious from Uneis Sam.
-"wha, would you do ~ girl Kissed
yonf" asked one urchin Of another
What woalj dor Id kiss her back.
What would you dor" 'Td kiss her
mouth, vas the portentous reply,
We Try 10 10 calm. but still the proph.
oey u Mother Shipion haun,s us. and ior
oiAe months 10 come We will buy proyis-
lou IN small quantities =, time. s.
rhe merchants with whom We trade al,
wise this course.
The Boston Herald tells the .tory Of
% enthusiastic veteran who, npon getting
BIS pension papers emitting him to 81, 900
srreaH. remarked rs be lsf, the city hall
2 iiy George, III could meet the d~starily
rebel who shot me would treat him"
"A Harlem doctor Who had been In the |
habit Of visiting certain lady three times
o week A. medical adviser, was rather TAX
"a abaok the other day by the servant who
answered the bell. saying airs --
win bS unable TO sec you to-day, doctor,
because she is sick .
a young wife lately lost her husband,
who was about seventy years old "But
how did you ever happen TO marry man
Of that age'' asked one OF her friends
why, said the young widow, lyon see
! only hal tie choice between two old
inea. and, Of eouse. took the oldest"
Fashionable young lady at a social
gathering remarks, i.siingly to Gilhooly:f
Il wonder how much would bring i'll
A. pu. MP at auction and sold 10 thel
highest bidder" Just about $500"
Why, my ieselry alone is worth thatg"
Yes. that's what put IL down in my es.
innate.
The comet discovered by the Ann
Irbor has tail three minutes long. An
nsignihcant affair. The New York Led.l
cr frequently has a tale ten months long
! tail three minutes long is hardly worth
ar attention, and no doubt there are per
ons who will second us in this view OF the
ome,.
IAN experienced matron says: "A man
i'll cut soggy biscuit twice week
ithout complaint, when his best girl in
tics him ont 10 tea But after the girl is
IS wife, II there is the faintest indication
q touch OF salaratns in them the neigh
prs will think there is district school
1t for recess by the racket he makes.
ANY letter for mef' asked young
dy Of female postmaster, in a country
wn. mo" was the reply. Strange"
id the young lady aloud 10 herself as she
rned away. Nothing strange about il,
led the female postmaster throught the =
'liycry window, '.you hain't Ans'ered the
Vt letter he sent your
AT the recent election ia Chnnocii.
Il town aclergymsn pu. his ballot for
representative into his yes. pocket with
her papers. When the return OF the
wn Was made up IL read as follows;
Ihn VI Smith. Republican. ioI William
iehmond. Democrat. 50; Mrs. Anderson
sires the prayers Of the Congregation
: her husband, gone to sea, |.
SECRETARY Evaris tells an snccdote
on, John Marshall, who when fellow
Ssoneer in 4 stage coach exclaimed,
We are near the birthplace Of Patrick
snry; hos could be- fail TO be On orator
zen born amid thi. grand scenery" 10
ieA: This scenery has beeu here ever
zee Patrick Henry WAS born; but there
: not BEEN Aps more Patrick Hcnrys."
Tho British Medical journal sarsI
Hoissoin peasant, unins,rueted in mi -
'seopicsl nsesreh, and not possessing
; requisite Instruments 81 precision, has
yiscl fs,F himself a new test for the
sscnee VI tr,ebinm IA pork. When he
iol pig be was careful 10 send pof.
a 81 i "a ham or sansase~so his
tor, and thea waited The consequences
fourteen days II the pastor remained
.hhy, then he felt periecil, easy ia his
"a, aasl Ssll assured tha, his pig full
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