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The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
Pilesi Piles! Piles.-A Sure Cure Found ut
Last-No One Need Suffer,

A sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding, Itch
ing and liberated Piles has been discovered
by DIR. Williams ian Indian remedy, called
DR.. Williams Ointment A single box has
cured the worst chronic cases of Is and 30
years standing. No one need suffer five
minutes after applying this wonderful sooth-
ing medicine. Lotions, Instruments and
Electuaries do more harm than good
Williams Ointment absorbs the tumors,
allays the intense itching (particuliarly at
night, after getting warm in bed), act as a
poultice, gives instant and painless relief,
and sprepared only for Piles, itching of the
private parts, and nothing else.
For sale by all Druggists, or mailed on
receipt ofprice, $l.00. Henry & Davis, Pro-
prietors, Cleveland. O.
RICHARDSON & CO., st. Louis. Mo-
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
Grand Pacific HoteI

This hotel, located on the corner of 7th
and Poplar streets, St. Louis, Mo, has Just
been newly furnished fitted up and decorat-
ed from top to bottom with all modern i'm
provements and appointments, and now
offers to the public the best Accommodations
and table, at $500 to 81 so per day.
Travellers and visitors will find the location
desirable, being only three blocks from the
Union Depot, at the same time being con-
venient to the business center of the CITY
Ask for the Grand Pacific. J. A. & J. II.
Robertson, Proprietors.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
[Freeport. lIll.l Bulletin. !

There is now substance which is both
professionally and popularly indorsed and
concerning which, Mr.. J. B. Ferschweiller,
Butteville, Oregon, writes have often read
of the many cures effected by st. Jacobs Oil
and was persuaded to try the remedy my
self was a sufferer from rheumatism and
experienced great pains, my leg being so
swollen that could not moyeit. procured
st. Jacobs Oil used it freely and was cured.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
He Suffered for 35 Years,

GUILFoRD, Cr., May 10, 1868.
For thirty-five years have been the vic
tim of that terrible disease, Dyspepsia, have
consulted eminent physicians, and tried al
most every remedy. My family physician
finally told me could not be cnred. The
first dose Of Goes Dyspepsia Cure helped
me, and to day ! consider myselfcured, and
am ready to affirm that it is the most val
liable medicine ever placed before the pub
lie. G.. III. RIoBARpsoN.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18

MENsMAN's PEProNIzED BEEP Tonic is the
only preparation of beef containing its en-
tire nutritious properties. 1t is not mere
stimulant like the extracts of beef. but con-
tains blood-raking force generating, and
life sustaining properties, is invaluable in
all enteebled conditions whether the result
of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over
work or acute disease; and in every form Of
debility, particularly If resulting from pull
monary complaints CAswKLL, HAZARD a.
Co., Proprietors, New York.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
III, A.. ;...a - e -. Il

They tell us that mixture of carbolic
acid and chloride OF lime possesses su-
perior anusceptic energy to either Sc
parately. "Antiseptic energy" is good;
but, my graciousl how about the odoriiic
potentialitu9--Lou. Citizen.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
The Greatest Discovery Of the Age.
For over thlrty-iour years

DIR. ToBIAs's VENETIAN LINIMEsT
has been warranted to cure Group Collie, Spasrns,
Diarrhea and Dysentery, taken internally, and
Sore Throat. Pains in the Limbs, Chronic Rheu-
lngs, externally and not a bottle has been re-
turned, many families stating they would not be
without 1t even II II was SO bottle Sold by
druggists at 25 and 80 cents Pimples and
Blotches Immediately eradicated and gray hair
turned to Its natural color by its use. Depot, ~
Murray Street. New York.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
Did YOU Know IL?

Some people suffer for years from weak
kidneys and torpid bowels and liver. II
you know such person tell them that Kid
ney-Wort is a certain cure. 1t can now he
had in either liquid form or as dry vege-
table powder. The same effect either way.
-EUdIlsviNe Tribune.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
J OH N T.. b U r Q Fl,
Agent for the corbl ADsnking Co., New York.
Attoi ney at Law and General Claim Agent
land AND MINING LAWS A sPEcIALTY
Aaica Rnnpns 81 Clnnd puiiAAna

f1hEsf' HlFb 1--WE
Once Rooms, st. Cloud Building.
P. o. Box 5i9. Was hington. d. C..
Ten years official experience in the Interior
department and Gene al and once and sew
eral yearsas rae inoner, peculiarly qualife me
Tor the tcllowing classs Of business, aud to
which give m pers nal ten ion 1. Arguing
all KIND, OF Contested aud and Mine Cases 2.
Rend ng or nj ms on Ian q 'estions as q ides
70 patuts to procure tiIls to anv kind 81 public
land in any peculiar satus Congressional
Busins,. 4 Pros eutng appl ca ions for min
G al and agricultural patenis b. A kinds Of
Land scrip bought and ! Id 7. Large lot OF ad.
dllional home'lead aud other ,crps on ha ad
COLLECT CLAIMS for Pension. iize Money
Bounty aui Arrenr Of Pay due Orcers, SodierI
nd sailors. or III hcir II. irs. Officers Accounts
ettled. SEND FOR CIRCULAR
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18

SENATOR VEST, of Missouri, says that
there is more solid argument in loaded
gun than in all the decisions of the
Supreme Court, and he tells several
amusing stories to prove what he saws.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
louisville Home and Farm.)

Frank o. Herring, Esq, of the Champion
Safe Works 25l and 252 Broadway, New
York, reports the use of st. Jacobs Oil for a
stiffness and soreness of the shoulder, with
most pleasant and efficacious effects.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
More People Die

from diseased Kidneys than of fconsumption
but not one fatal case in thousand would
occur if Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver
Cure was taken in time. By all means try
IL
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
ONE of Mr.. Carlvle's last wishes was

ONE OF Mr.. CarIyIe's last wishes was
that tree should be planted at Hadding-
ton on the site of the house in which
John Knox was born and within view Of
the churchyard wherein Mrs. Carlyle is
buried. This has been done, and an in
closure and suitable inscription have
been provided at the expense of Mr.
Carlyle's niece.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
TIE members of the monogamic Nor

THE members OF the mOnugaHIIC MUf-
mon church at Plano, ILL.,, of which Eli
der Joseph Smith, son of the original
Jo Smith, is the spiritual head, are about
to move to Decatur countv, Iowa. The
church has forty societies in Illinois,
with l,5O0 members, and 400 societies in
North America, with membership Of
about 5000.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
Natures Remedy,

II is evident that large portion of our
city people suffer from diseases of the liver,
bowels, or kidneys. Kidney.Wort is nat
ures remedy for them all. Those that can
not prepare the dry can now procure II in
liquid fern Of any druggist.-Giobe- Demo-
cdt.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18

A POCKET full Of money amounts TO little
when health is gone. 70 enjoy life, good
appetite, sound digestion and elastic limbs,
take TUFTS Pills Then, IL you are poor,
you will be happy, If rich you can enjoy
your money. They displ low spirits and
give bouyancy to mind and body.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18

A limited number of poultry can be
kept upon every farm with profit, but an
increase of numbers does not always pro-
duce proportionate good results.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18

Black Spanish lace, woven with gold
or steel threads, Is very besutiful trim
ming fer black eranadinse,
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18

GET Lyons Patent Heel Stiffeners ap-
piled 70 those new boots or shoes before you
run them over.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18

WOMEN that have been bedridden for
years have been entirely cured of female
weakness by the use of LYDIA T.. PINKBAM's
VEGETABLE COMPOUND. Send to Mrs. lydia
=: Pink than, 233 Western Avenue, Lynn,
Mass, for pamphlets.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18

-Captaln Mayne Reid, the famous no.
nance writer, has small estate in Hert-
iordshire, England, where he takes great
interest in sheep breeding.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
LYDIA e. PlNKHAM'8
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
The Positive Cure

The Positive Cure
Cor all those Painfp, complaints and weaAaesaes
socou.mon to ous best female population.
II will cure entirely the worst form Of Female Com
riaints all ovarian troubles, Inflammation nnd Ulcera
lion, Falling and DisIlacements, and the consequent
Spina. Weakness, ana Is particularly adapted to tho
Change Of Life
1t VIII dissolve ard crpcl tumors from the uterus In
an carly stage Of developments Tho tendency to
humo there checked very speedily by its
II removes faintncss atulency. destroys all craving
for stmulnnts, and relieves weakness OF tho stomach
It cures floating, Headaches. Nervous Prostration,
'ioneral Debility, sleepioSnos, DEPRESSION and ;ndi
grfton.
That feeling OF bearing down, causing pain, weight
md backnche II always permanently cured by Its
IL will at all times and under all circumstances act
harmony with the laws that govern the female system
For the ctreof Kidney Complaints OF either this
Compound is unstirpassed.
LYDIA g. PINEHAM'S VEGETABLE COM.
POUNDS prepared at 253 and 235 Western Avenue,
lynn. Mass Price 81 Sx bottles for o. Sent by mail
N tae form of pills, also in tho form of ioxenges, on
receipt OF price, 81 per box for either Mrs Pinkham
freely answers all letters Of inquiry Send for pamph
let. Address above. Mention this RIr~r,
No family should be without LYDIA r. PINKHAMS
LIVER PILLS They constipation. bliousness.
and torpidity OF the liver gj cents per boz.
SOLD BY
RICHARDSON < CO.. 81. Louis Mo,
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
Dr.. Jonn Bulls
Smiths Tonic Syrup !!
roe TIE CURE or
Fever q Ague
CHILLS and FEVER.

The proprietor. ., Ibis celebrated medicine
Justly Csips 10 Il q superiority over all RENE
lies ever oneieG 10 the public for the SAFE,
CERTAIN and PERMANENT cure Of Ague
and Fever, or Chills anc Fever, whether Of short
or .ong stan ling Ne ,ofers 10 the entire West
erp nd Southern county 10 bear him testimony
TO 'i,e truth Of the assertion that In no case
VIII teser will 1t fail to crie II the directions are
strictly followed ard carried out In q great
many cases single Jose has been SUFFICIENT fol
acuIe, and whole families have been cured by Q
singie bottle, with q perfect restoration OF ths
general health. 1t T.. hoSever, prudent and in
tyet Gese more certain 10 cure, II It's use IS con
tinued IN smaller doses for week or two aAei
the diGease has been checked. more especially In
dihfcIit and long cases. Usually thit
medicine will not require any aid to keep the
bowl IN good order Should the patient. how
ever, require q cathaftic medicine, after having
taken turse or four doses OF the Tonic, q single
dose al BULLS VEGETABLE FAMILY
PILLS will be sufficient
Ihe genuine SMITHS IoEIC SYRUP must have
DR.. JOHN BULLSprlvste stamp on each bottle.
Or. JOHN BULL oply has the right to msnufac-
ture and sell the original JOHN J. SMIras Tonic
SYRUP. OF Louisville. Ky. Examine well the
label on each bottle. II mg private stamp 10 not
on each bottle DO nct purchase or you will be
deceived.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18

Attractive Styles are now Ready
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upward Catalogues Iree. MASON
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ahash Avarps .u'~asss-
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18

a discovery which cures Dy Tie natural pr0ooa
1bsoPptiOns all diseases Of the K11uOT4
Dladdcrs Urinary Organs, when nctklnl
clse can Il is comfortable % the patient posI1iy2
In its effects, and the nrst cure i0r thoss paill6
and much dreaded affections.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18
Diabetes and BriQht's 0lsoaso.

cn caf imss ' ss's' Si Gs:'' 'fSSs'y
Urick.duss De pOstt, Painful UF1no91nR
al!eh.cOlored Urine, lnflamDatl0n 81
ndss fs srsse. ns han casss q sek -
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18

~ labes - ssessdlnGiy -
re he's scetrssy. ,y. - io!isss .
InG Il l have done twi1s ths 3
Chrislian Churoh. Iro5. o.
The Osceola times., 1881-06-18

67nA WEEK. si2aday at home essiv " sd..
DIZZY outfit free. Adds, TRUE 4 Co. ,Augusts
The weekly democratic statesman. [volume] (Austin, Tex.) 1871-1883, 1881-07-14

THE following appeared in the
Louisville COarier-JOurnal, the day
following the attempted assassina-
ton of the president:
"We believe Mr.. Copkling capable
of crime from incest to murder, and
we fear he has absolute control over
Mr.. Arthur, We confess to . deeply
rooted feeling, which disqualifies us
as witness. We therefore merely
insist that the rules of evidence
which were adopted and applied in
the murder of Mr.. Lincoln be
adopted and applied in the at
tempted murder of Mr.. Garfield. II
the president dies, let all these men
be indicted. They have, by the mere
circumstance of their political ce-
lebrity no immunity either from
popular suspicion or arrest. Garfield
unOffending and. gentle as a baby.
was not above being shot down by a
dog. Neither shall Arthur and
Conkling-great as they claim to be
stand exempt from their RESPONSE
bilities as citizens. They are either
guilty or not guilty of this dreadful
crime which has been perpetrated
exclusively in their interest; which,
if it succeeds, saves them from in
fanny. and ruin. They have no pre-
rogatiye of a personal privilege
which the law is bound to respect
They must answer precisely as il
they were plain, honest people,
which they are not" I-Hea
We very sincerely doubt there
being a man IN this whole
country, who is guided by the COM
monest reason and good sense, that
will subscribe to sentiments of such
brutality. 1t would be more in &C,
cord with reason and truth to call
it the raving OLA mad-man, than to
dignity it with consideration as q
leading editorial from represen-
tative journal, in this. enlightened
age. While it is true that Conkling
has as bitter political enemies as any
man in public life to-day, we were
not prepared to believe that a great
paper like the COuTier-,Jouindl, pro-
fessedly and in fact a. teacher
of the people, would, because of a
personal or political spite, so far tor
get itselfas to oyerstep the bounds
of reason and justice and accuse q
man of a great crimeiwhom il has no
right nor reason to believe guilty
Mr.. Conkling is certainly as innocent
of the attempted, assassination OF
President Garfield as is the editor OF
the Courier Journalists innocent, we
believe, as the southern people were
of the murder OF Mr.. Lincoln, though
Mr.. Garfield charged the entire
southern people with being guilty OF
that enormous crime. Such attempt
to excite the popular frenzy against
q particular individual lat such a
time, if not legal crime against the
laws of the country, will ever be re-
garded by lovers of fair-play and
Justice as an act at once unmanly,
contemplate and degrading.
The weekly democratic statesman. [volume] (Austin, Tex.) 1871-1883, 1881-07-14

Sohfk late experiments in the
power there is in heated water give
origin to what some of the papers
call "new theory" as to the burst
ing of boilers. Years ago the
STATESMAN discussed tins very
question, and presented the theory
that the simple expansive power OF
heated water is not alone the
agency that destroys, but that water,
heated to high temperature, and
at the same time subjected to certain
atmospheric conditions, in which
electricity becomes the fuse that ig-
mites the mine, becomes terribly ex-
piosive, and thousand times
moro destructive than when
liven force derived from OK
pansion by heat. These late experi-
ments made at Pittsburgh, Pennsvl-
vania, prove that such = theory i
correct, and more interesting de
velopments are expected through
further experiments.
The weekly democratic statesman. [volume] (Austin, Tex.) 1871-1883, 1881-07-14


| ONE year after the assassination
of Mr.. Lincoln Mr.. Garfield, as we
have shown from his speech, made in
the House on motion to adjourn
charged the crime not to one man
but to the entire south. The Ameri-
can (Rep.), in commenting upon
the attempted assassination of Presi-
dent Garfield, says:
"For Mr.. Lincoln's murder we had
the excuse of the tension Of feeling
which accompanied great civil
war. He fell as the commander-in-
chief of the armies of the country,
and his death-although not sought
by any recognized Representative es
of the south, and justly deplored by
all of them-was the last bloody
event OF a bloody struggle. In Mr..
Garfield's case we have no such ex-
cuse to offer. This evil deed, with
such a SAVIOR of European assassina-
tions upon it, comes in a time of
profound peace, with no political
question open, except in single
state the election Of two senator's.
1t is not the work of one of Mr..
Garfield's political opponents, but
of one who may be presumed to
have voted for him last November,
andiit comes not after years of his
government and possible dissatisfac-
ton with his rule, but in the OPEN
ing, the very honeymoon of his adj
ministration."
The weekly democratic statesman. [volume] (Austin, Tex.) 1871-1883, 1881-07-14

GEN. Boz TooMBs was recently
interviewed. and among other
things the unrepentsnt old man
said:
"This is the sheerest nonsense
The character of the government
has not changed. 1t can not be
changed. ! deny even that the con-
stitution has been changed. say
that tho thirteenth, fourteenth, and
fifteenth amendments are not parts
of the constitution of the United
States, and / have no respect for the
government as now organized and
administered. If 1 was in politics
/ would be before the people on
that issue. That is the reason why
i have never accepted amnesty.
do not recognize the government in
its present shape as having the
power to grant amnesty. OF course
l am only speaking for myself, but
this Is my position. i have commit
ted NO crime, and shall never ash
forgiveness"
The weekly democratic statesman. [volume] (Austin, Tex.) 1871-1883, 1881-07-14

Our special from Waco corrob-
crates what the STATESMAN, days
ago, surmised as to the course OF
Senator Coke in this university con-
test. 1t appears to be the impress
sion at Waco that the report was
started at Austin as campaign
cenard. The STATESMAN was
informed that agents of the Ne,cs
Post and other papers had learned
that Senator Coke was going to
take the field for Waco, and that
these papers would so say, and it at
once gave their report, but stated
that it was without foundation and
could not be true. People of Austin
should not be held responsible
for groundless and senseless reports
made by papers printed in other
portions of the state. No paper in
Austin has made such a senseless
blunder.
The weekly democratic statesman. [volume] (Austin, Tex.) 1871-1883, 1881-07-14

Beaumont Enterprise: "E. B.
Ratclif killed nineteen coons in his
field, in Orange county, on the night
of the Sd of July. He says the
weather is too dry and not good for
coons, and as soon as it rains and
the ground gets damp, so that his
dogs can trail well, he intends GO
ing out some night for the purpose
of training his dogs for coons. lie
thinks that another cause of his not
killing more coons was that it was
too near the 4th of July, and it was
Sunday night, too, and he being a
member of the church, his con-
science worked on him so that he
could not feel right about the mat
teri
The weekly democratic statesman. [volume] (Austin, Tex.) 1871-1883, 1881-07-14


You can not cultivate mans ac-
quaintance by continually harrow
ing his feelings.
A cynical old practitioner says
"a lady who practices medicine
commits two faults; she increases
the number of doctors and dimin-
ishes the number of women"
"And they were all talking so un-
kindly of you, dearest Louisa, and
-. "And what were they saying p
Saying that you painted your face
and I told them that it was untrue,
and that your color was only erysip-
elias" .t .........
When a butcher marries the
daughter of cattle drover their
friends should not include among
the weddingpresents"H ogg's Tales"
the "Works of Bacon" and 1rish
Bqlls,D bound in calf. They might
consider such gifts slightly personal.
Nothing maddens a man more than
to come down to his breakfast and
have his wife tell him he has been
talking in hissleep,and refuse to give
away what he said. Not that his con-
science troubles him; oh, mol He
is only after psychological facts.
A western stump orator, in he
course of one of. his speeches, re-
marked: Gentlemen, if the Par-sy-
fix ocean wor an inkstand, and the
huh clouded canopy of heaven and
the level ground of our yearthwor a
sheet OF paper, L couldn't begin to
write my love of country onto it."
A young Boston mechanls saw an
overcoat in secondhand clothing
store, which lie thought he would be
glad to possess at reasonable price.
How much? he asked. Twenty
one dollars" was the answer. The
usual haggling took place, and the
mechanic started to leave the store.
"How moosh you gif?" asks the mer-
chant. "Three dollars" "Take it,
then. Ishall shust be ruin of myself.
l only make two dollars of dat coat,
70 help me gracious"
On one occasion Highlander sail
ed in the packet from Aberdeen TO
Granton. 1t was the first time that
Donald had been on board ship, and
the novel scene interested him great
.ly. So long as the vessel was in
smooth water he enjoyed the sail
very much, but ere long a squall
came on, causing the ship to pitch
and roll in a manner which to Don
aid was very alarming. Irritated by
being bumped about, and suffering
besides, from certain disagreeable
internal sensations, he made his way
to the deck to find out the cause of
the ships bad behavior. Arrived
there, he was taking a survey of the
scene, when his eye lighted ON the
steersman. The latter did not work
by the wheel, but by the old-fash-
Toned, long handled rudder, and,
after cycling his proceedings for a
minute, the cloud of wrath on the
Highlander's brow grew black MS
night. He advanced towards the
steersman in a stealthy way, and the
instant he was within reach knocked
him down by a blow with his fist,
exclaiming, as he did so, "Tak' that,
you villain, for kittlin' her tail VII
that stick and maxim her jumpw
The weekly democratic statesman. [volume] (Austin, Tex.) 1871-1883, 1881-07-14
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HOLLIN'S INST. TUTE
BOTEToURT SPRINGS, VA.

The Thirty-seventh Annual Session closed with
the most satisfactory results. Sixty diplomas
were awarded In single departments. There were
four graduates In partial courses and four full
graduates. The department Of music number
ed more than one hundred pupils, and made n
chaste and impressive exhibit on commence
ment day. Art also was conspicuous.
The facilities here afforded for broad. varied
and elevated instruction, the advantages Of To-
cality, climate and comfort, and especially the
care of health, morals and manners Of pupils,
are most inviting TO thoughtful parents
Eighteen officers and teachers, seven OF whom
are gentlemen. u.'
The Thirty-eighth Annual Session will
open ON the 14th Of September, 1881. For full
particulars apply to the Superintendent.
CHARLES l.. COOKE, Supt.
Pupils are received for the entire period OF
scholastic training, including vacations.
Here lie a climate the most desirable on the
continent for schools, in a region free from ma
laria and Astounding in picturesque mountain
scenery, at one Of the most beautiful homes in
Virginia, enjoying the further advantage Of
mineral waters. Parents may find place for the
best physical, moral, and aesthetic develop
ment of their daughters. The school employs
no agents, secret or open, but will furnish refer
ence to many of the most prominent citizens Of
Texas, patrons Of the school, and will send an
officer to take charge of the girls who may pro-
pose to enter at the opening OF the next session.
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