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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

e While at Luray on the lth instant
we had the pleasure of meeting Mr.. j. G.
Holmes of Charlcstown and the live con-
tractor who built all the depots on the S.
v. X. Il. He has also commenced the
erection of the large hotel, at Luray, for
The company, and expects to have it fin
i.,ed for guests in ninety days. He is a
pushing fellow and we believe he will
have il finished according 10 contract.
The hotel will we understand be finished
in first-class style with every convenience
and comfort, and sufficiently large to &C
commodate large number OF visitors:
This hotel will be built on u beautiful and
commanding site, Oh the south side and
shout two hundred yards from the rail-
road, and opposite the depot. The emf
renee or slight elevation affords one of the
yrandest and most picturesque views ever
6eEeld. The landscape to the view is snb-
timely grand Is far rs the eye can reach.
IL will no doubt become one Of the most
,,opular places for summer resort that can
be found in the country, and in connec-
ton with the celebrated Caverns none can
surpass il.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14
Nj | l. l. | n Il X Y

All the latest styles md novelties In
Bonnets, Hats, shaded Silks and SaiIn..
Ribbons, Feathers AMI In fact all the u.
test novelties in Millinery. Having 49,
cured a iirst-class Millincr all work eI-
tended To me will guarantee entire san'-
faction and all orders promptly filled.
Thankful for the hitherto liberal patron
age bestowed upon mc 10y the public !
respectfully solicit "a continuance OF the
same. Save your money by purchasing
your goods ut home and especially from
j. l.. RlCkARD.
May IA, 1881. n
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

eE TEACHERS lSsTfrCrE.-We have re-
ceiyed FROM Hon. b. J.. Hatcher, the otale
Superintendent, programme lor Tue tp-
xutate 10 he held in this county, during
the summer. The subjects to be studied
and discussed are varied and interesting,
but 10 carry ont the programme IN full
Miil require the active cooperation of the
whole community. The duties imposed
upon the teachers demand such an amount
OF study and diligent preparation from
.lay to day, that but few teachers will be
willing To enter with any enthusiasm up
un tho Institute. The increased labors
and new duties imposed upon the teachers
while their pay is diminished, will not
create much enthusiasm among them,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

sy- We are glad to announce that our
Paper Mill is again 10 be resumed. Mr..
Phelps. the purchaser is here and VIII
take special charge. Mr.. Geo. K: 1ontz
IS foreman and Mr.. Geo. W. Bowel, En-
sineer. Farmers having straw to dispose
of can now find ready sale for it. 1t Is
The purpose of Mr.. Phelps to run the Mill
10 its fullest capacity. and will employ
quite number of hands. He also intends
10 add other machinery to the Mill. We
congratulate our citizens upon the re-
sumption of this enterprise, and We trust
that they will cndeayor 10 make tins II
pleasant home for Nh. Phelps Is we'll as
profitable.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14
COMMUNICATED.
WILL PRESIDENT GARFIELD
STAND BY HIS GUM
WASHINGTON, May ~, 1881.


Mr.. Editor-The withdrawal Of all
the other New York nominations from
the Senate except his man Robertson,
whom he knew was obnoxious TO the
imperial ring of the republican party,
was a patriotic defiance TO the Cock
robin Conkling and which led TO the
following colloquy between that would
be premier OF the Sultan Grant dynasty
and his first Lieutenant Genl Logan.
Gen'l Logan-Iou must come TO my
house tonight, (rhursday.) Arrange
meuts must be made 10 stop this Re
publican cuss Garfield or our Imperial
aspirations will never maturel
Conkling-You know my devotion
to Grant; you know my love OF power;
| will be thele at 8 O'Clock.
Promptly at o'clock the Genl was
there, then commenced the laundering
and lightning, its violence shook the
stability of this Union; yet Garfield
slept soundly, was not frightened, woke
up next morning, said he would he
President and that the Union should be
preserved four years longer. y.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

DEATH OF DR.. CHARLES MACGlLL.-Dr.
Charles Macgill, Il native of Baltimore,
died AT the home of his son-in-law, DR.. y.
ID. Drewrv, in Chesterfield county, Va,
May 9th, in the 18th year of his age. DIR.
Macpill was Il lineal descendant of Thorn
as Jennings, who filled the position of
kings attorney under the colonial gov
ernment of Maryland, and of Rev. James
Macgill, of Scotland, who settled in Mary
land i'm l12S. He Was educated at the old
Baltimore College, completing his studies
i'm 1923. lie become student of medicine
under DR.. Chas. &. Worthington, OF Elk
ridge, Nd, and subsequently, at the Bal
tmore Hospital, and graduated from the
Maryland University in 1928, and enter
ed upon the practice of medicine AT lla-
gerstown, Md, in 1929. lie married a
daughter of Rich. Raglan OF that place.
In 1910 deceased was presidential elector
on the Van Buren, ticket. lie assisted In
establishing the liagerstown Mail i'll 1928
and subsequently the Martinsburg Re
publican. lie Was appointed by Gov.
Francis Thomas Northumberland OF the
twcnty-fourth regiment Maryland militia;
subsequently commissioned colonel, anu
later promoted to the rank OF maJor-gcn-
eral, fourth division, Maryland militia.
In 1851 Or. MacSiii WIS aIIcelSu ny oI"et
of Col. kenly, on account of his Southern
sympathies. He was sent TO Fort Me-
Henry, thence to Fort Lafayette, and af-
forwards transferred to Fort Warren, Bos-
ton harbor. The doctor was several times
offered his release during his imprison-
ment file would take the oath, which he
declined. In 1862 he was released and
returned to his home, where ,Ie resumed
Ia, tIan / 90 n Ip1
MARYLAND, he established hospital 1T
Hagcrstown. When the Confederate
army fell back DIR. Maegill came to Vir-
ginia with it and was appointed full
surgeon by President Davis, which he
held TO the close of the war. After that
line he settled i'm Richmond and practiced
his profession. y few months ago he was
stricken with paralysis, which left him
feeble.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14
Spring & Summer Stock
Headquarters for Cheap Goods |!
GREAT EXCITEMENT AT DUE.
FIELDS.

HAVING just returned from the Eistern
ii markets we have now in stock and are
prepared 10 sell goods at prices To suit TIE
times, a large aud varied stock Of mef-
chandise. our goods have been bought
for the Bullion at Rock Bottom prices anh
embrace every variety kept In country
store. We are Offering extra inducements
TO buyers; We have goods for the old hnh
goods for the young. Selling a. we are
on close margin We feel confident tha'
we can quote prices that will compare
iavorably with any house In the land. Onf
one price, small profits. believing that iDs
''nimble dime il better than .hc tlugga''
dollar" We therefore invite the ATTENTION
Of the citizens OF Du0lelds and yiciDifyn
our large and varied stock Of general mer'
chandise, consisting Of all kinds Of dofne'-
tic goOcs.
Full line Of Prints, new and pref!
styles; Dress Goods in great variety; NO
tons Of every description; Ready'man,
Clothing, large stock which We ProT0,,
TO sell cheap ;QueeEsware, Iinware, bafp-
ware, &C.; Headquarters on Straw Do"''
Full line Of Black and other Hats; hens
Ladies and Misses Shoes; . complete ip,
OF Groceries, Syrups, Coffees, Teas an
Sugars; Mackerel In IL and IL bbl.' w
keep a full line Of Nails Oh hand, Az"
Glass. Putty, Oils, ysrnish, Turpenun',
&c. Ask for what you don't see and We
will supply the demand. We sen the a.
nous Woodstock land horse Plows' w
sell the Remibgt0 Sewing Machine ~.
at a price that brings it Within the Ie'T ~
Of all, and will guarantee the machine !"
every particular, for range OF work: hsni
running and IL Inns no superior. We y"
buy your produce, eggs, butter, WOO, "''
everything that has . market value.
Thanking a generous public for pa
favors, we promise TO give you &c NAM
goods for your money as any retail no" ,d
In the county. We will not be underso'uT
and earnestly solicit the patronage Of ~
our frien6s, and those who wish to IVY
cheap goods. A call will convince Us
most scrupulous that we are selling g"'"
IT prices to suit the times.
Very respectfully yours. IN
J. s. MELVIN ";
May u, 1881.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14
n O r 10 n S.

Our Notion department cannot be- cI-
ccllcd. Ladies Blbriggan Hose u, ~
and - ctr full line OF Clildrrn's llo-c.
Silk ParasOls from SI.31 tofJ.25.
CARPETS FROM 22CTS. TO 800.
Mems and Boys wear in Wool, Cotton
AIDES and Linens; Floor and Table on
Cloths -, 81, O.; White and Checked
Matiings ~, 81; Window Shades and
uxt,,r..- Ina all Ih.,I..l
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14
Stolen or Strayed.

An Old Dark Bay Horse, with a slight
n blaze on his face, and white saddle
marks on his back, was stolen or strayed
from the subscribers residence, on Sandy
Ridge, OH Saturday last. the 7th. \ liberal
reward will be given for his recovery.
GEO. W, LUCAS.
May u, 1881. wv
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

- \ conference of the various Young
Mems Christian Associations of Maryland
and West Virginia was held in Charles
town, last week. The Spirit speaks OF
the declarations of the conference i'll 4
complimentary manner, and adds that the
assembly left Il good impression upon that
community. MesSrs. Charles a. Lickli-
der, Edward I. I.icAl der, ID. ID. Pcndle-
ton. John o. Aglionby, John q. Fleming,
\. Pilsbury, +. j. Lee, and others, from
this place, were in attcndan e.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

sE- We are indebted to Mr.. John Hess,
our present County Superintendent OF
Free Schools for the following summary
of the enumeration of youths between b
and y years in Jefferson county III 1881 :
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

Sir Henry Bessemer is endeayoring to
construct telescope by aid of which he
hopes to he able, from his three miles and
q half distant residence, to read a news
paper posted up against the walls of the
London Crystal Palace.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

DR.. Walter Fundcnburg, Of Cumber-
land, has just arisen from sickness OF
three weeks duration, caused by poison
ing from colored stockings. One Of the
doctors lcgSis very much inflamed and
sore, and the poison has been absorbed III
to his system making him feel very bad
Generally.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

BE- The election of School officers will
afford the people an opportunity to cor
rect many OF the evils, of which com
plant is made. They should See to the
selection Of competent men, who are
friends to the Public School system, for
the Boards of Education and Trustees.
The people are interested and any fail
IRE TO elect well qualified officers will be
the fault of the people.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

During storm of hal! and lightning at
Louisville, Ky, on the 18th ul..: four
bows, while playing base ball curing
school recess were struck by lightning anu
Aillel.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14
CEMETERY NOTICE.

The Directors of Elmwood Gene.
terry Company are requested to meet
Saturday, 2lst of May at = o'clock i.
NJ. DAVID BILLMYER, Pres't.
&. II. BUTLER, Secy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

- Mr.. j. Brad. Beverly purchased of Col.
7 Geo. y. Rust, his farm of 400 acres, lying
,,par Waterford, Louloun county, We,
for 1875 per acre.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

s0~ Our Circuit Court will meet on
Tuesday next, the 18th Of May. The
follow ing petit jurors have been sum
moned 10 attend on the second day oi
the term, (May lSth);
Andrew Selden, Frank G. Butler,
Murtha Walsh, John Il. Brilliant,
Samuel d. Engle, James p. Cook, W.
p. Carper, James A. Triton, Wilson
Dunmore, Samuel l.. Rissler, George
+. Currie, Thomas Callahan, Z. G. w.
Herr. Richard lIebb, Charles Briggs,
j. B. WeEtzell, G. F. Eichelberger,
VIM. Butler, Jr., Jacob S. Osbourn, G..
ID. Wentzell, Il. p. Chew, Thos. W..
BealI, J. l.. Dyer, Jerome b. Coylc,
George Whiting, Hall Wilson, David
X. Barbour, Richard Henderson, 10,
seph d. Holmes, Thomas ii. Nysong.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

pEATTV'S ORGANS is ns civ
DCA l i i - stops. 8 setf reeds Dn;
$50. Pianos tl25 up. t1 Illus. oasr
free. Address BEATTY. washingjon'I.
May Ii, 1881.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

The largest increase is in Charfestown
District where there is gain OF 93 white
and l39 Colorcd children.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

sS- Somebody event" for us on Sat
urday night last-that is they event
for our smoke house-orto be more ex.
plcit they event" for our bacon, most
~ hams, ard a nice lot 0! sassingers too.
Dog gen that thief
Yes, apast the midnight hour, when
all nature was hushed in slumber; when
the silvery moon was beaming forth its
bright and shining light, and when we
were silently, inuocently and sweetly
slumbering upon our virtuous midnight
couch, dreaming of the happy future,
and visions of ham and sassiugers, some
thief not having the law before his eyes,
robbed our smoke-house. Dogs on him.
Yes, after the clock had struck the
midnight hour. and the beautiful god of
night was pealing forth in all its spark
ling brilliancy upon our smoke-house it
was robbed OF twelve large pieces OF
bacon and a lot Of sassingers. Dog-gon
that thief.
Yes, after the midnight hour, when
we were peacefully slumbering, little
dreaming OF robbers SO closely approach
ing the door of our dornicil, and the
silvery moon shedding its glittering
rays through the window upon us, and
slumbering as quietly, peacefully, and
innocently as newborn babe, some
thief approached, wrenched the lock,
and robbed us of our bacon and sassin
gers. Dog-gon that thief.
Yes, AFTER the Waterman had cried
the midnight hour, and we slumbering
placidly and serencly upon our downy
pillow, and our shot gun loaded full up
to it's muzzle standing erect in the cor
ner at the bead of our bed, and our SIX
shooter lying quietly upon the bureau,
where she still lies, and our gattling gun
pointed to the door, our oke-house,
by some midnight prowler was robbed.
Dog gor him.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

REINrERMENr-The remains of Mr..
Joseph +. Davis were reinforced in
our cemetery last Thursday. Mr.. Davis
died suddenly, October 3rd, 1870, in
Philadelphia. whilst on his way 10
visit friends here, and his body was
buried at his home in Batavia, New
York. His request, as found in his
will, designated "Boonsboro cemetery
as the final resting place of his body.
He lies in the same lot with his brother
Mr.. Frisby Davis who survived him
Just one month.
They lie together in one of the
grandest spots on this earth, made SO
principally 10y their efforts, and amidst
evergreens and flowers which their
hands planted. Peace TO their ashes
BJonsboro' Times.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

Mr. Editor-The readers of the Reg
lister are frequently RECALLED by able cor
respondents from distant States by
which any one interested in those sec
tons Of country from which they write
may have an idea OF the benefits and
advantages 10 be derived from resi-
dence in them. We note with COM
mendation the letters from Texas by
the contributions of DIR. Stunebraker as
being written in such spirit as to com
mend earnestness. So likewise the
clearly descriptive letters from Mexico
by the pen OF your townsman DIR. Key
nolds, whose communications give more
knowledge of the country than can be
gathered from other sources. 1t IS hoped
the Doctor will continue his articles
giving products, Botany, Zoology, eli
mate and inhabitants. You have also
had contributor from Florida who
composes well and gave you eight
lengthy articles. Those articles were
quite interesting. Is.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

By Pete Barger went to keyser last
week, and met with an adventure. lie
and his friend stopped at house On the
road for breakfast. Pete, as usual, was
hungry, and fixed himself tor a square
meal. After he had swallowed huge
roll, he grabbed for bowl Of milk and
drained its contents TO the bottom, when,
imagine Pe,es surprise, he beheld a
large dead mouse snugly ensconced at
the bottom of the bowl, which caused
Pete 10 scken and lose his appetite.
Leaving the house his stomach rebelled,
and al upheayal was the consequence.
Pete likes milk and likes mice, but he
don't like them mixed.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

gG> Who stole our bacon? That Is
the question. The most we deplore IN
this loss is, that grand-pap Gallaher, OF
the Free Press, will pay us no more
visits for tear Of being dined on glitch
and "greens." Oh! grandpap Gallaher,
our hams are stolen! our hams are
stolen, VIII you desert us in the midst
Of our distress? Doggon that thief.
Delinquents pay up.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

~ The Duke of Sutherland, from
England, and several members of Parlia-
ment, and ladies, in their travels through
Il portion Of this country, visited llar-
per's Ferry on Thursday of last week,
and passed through this town via ). '.
Il. X. northwarl. We presume his OBJ
ject i'm passing this way was TO see Shep-
nerdstown and the ;. V. X. r., but he
passed through the town so rapidly that
he had gotten through before lie saw il.
In crossing the Bridge over the Potomac,
he east his eyes up and down the river
and remarked, beautiful. Beautiful.
Nice Bridge"
&c" THE excursion 10 the Luray Cav
crns, by the Cumberland Valley Editor
ial Association, on .hf Cumberland Val
lev and Shenandoah Valley Railroads on
Saturday last, we learn. was quite Il pleas
ant trip. The party numbered about 200
including wives aud swecthearts. The
special train conveying the eXcursionistS
left Harrisburg, Pa, at . 30 \. NJ, and
passed ShepheTdStOwn at about y, reach
ing Luray ut about ] o'clock. {. L.
Hatch, Esq, the Gcn1 Passenger and
Freight Agent Of ). Y. X. r., was in
charge, assisted by Mr.. j. c. Cassell,
Chief Dispatcher OF Trains, the train be-
ing run 10y two excellent conductors,
Capt. Miller of the Cumberland Valley.
and Capt. VIM. I. Daughcrty of the Shcn-
andoah Valley. Messrs. III. y. 81 W. Is.
Gallahcr of the Free Press, and Geo. w.
iiaines of the Spirit, Charlestown, and
ID. ). Eichelbcrger, Jr., OF the Martins
burg Statesman accompanied the party. On
their return the train passed through this
place about 10 30 ut night. The Mechan-
icsburg Band also accompanied the en-
cursioniSts.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14
For County Superin-
tendent.

We are authorized to announce that
our present County Superintendent Of
schools, JOHN HESS, Esq, will not
decline that Office if reelected next
Tuesday. Turn out aud give him a
full vote.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-05-14

MAY II, 1881. I
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-22

SOME Democratic newspapers and
one Republican paper have been try
ing to create the impression that
Hon. Horace Maynard appointed
persons to Office while he was boot
master~General for the payment OF
whom there was no appropriation,
and that he thus sought to reward
his friends at the expense of the
government. The inference is that
he was guilty of exercising powers
unwarranted by law or even hon
esty. It is unnecessary for us tc
defend him against any such 6
charge. His long private and officia
life, unsullied by the faintest trace
of corruption, is complete and
sufficient refutation of such {
SANDER
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-22

IT is matter of little moment to
this great country whether the edi-
tor of the Knoxville Tribune con-
cedes General Logan's loyalty to his
government during the late war or
not. We have seen him upon the
battlefield, when he succeeded for
the time being the lamented Nc
Pherson, who was slain in action on
July 22d, 1864. There are hundreds
of other East Tennesseeans who saw
him there. They do not doubt his
loyalty, and they are prepared to be-
lieve General Logan when he pro-
nounces the story that he ever did
sympathize with the rebellion, a
SANDER. The Tribune man may be.
heve just what he chooses, and we
will not undertake to convince him.
Life is too short to fool time away
trying to convince a certain class of
people against their will.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-22
OLE QaiIg CRroaitle.
FRIDAY, APRIL %, 1881.

The legislature, at its last session,
passed an act designed to prevent
cruelty of animals. It is wise
measure, and reflects credit upon the
heads and hearts of those who en-
acted it. No man has a right to
punish his horse, COW, dog Or other
animal by Withholding food or sub
jecting to use when sick or in pain
The law is a good one, and should
be rigidly enforced
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-22

In one Of the ablest speeches
made il either house of the Tennes-
see legislature Hon. Samuel Watson,
senator from Davidson county, al
luded in fitting and eloquent terms
to the efforts of Governor Brown
low to sustain the faith and credit of
the State. It has been a habit with
certain Democratic papers in Ten
nessee to speak of Governor Brown
lows administration in harsh and
unjust terms. But no one who has
respect for truth ever charged the
old hero of thousand contests with
corruption in any form. And wher
an impartial history of the past i:
written, he must and will be credited
with unfinching honesty of purpose
and earnest devotion to the best in
terests of the commonwealth. H.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-22
What they Say of Us.

cambridge Watchman and Reporter
AS the spring fashions open, the
Knoxville CHRONICLE, the leading
Republican paper of Tennessee,
robes herself in a new dress, which
fits nicely, and is very becoming.
The Waterman and Reporter will
follow suit during the summer.
Bristol News.
The Knoxville CHRONICLE came out
last week in a complete new dress,
which has vastly improved its ap~
pearance, and places it typographi>
cally on level with the best printed
dailies of the State. We differ with
the CHRONICLE on the State debt and
often on other matters, but it is a
very live, energetic journal, and its
editor, Mr.. VIM. Rule, is one of the
very best men in his party, and we
wish him the success his push and
cleverness deserves.
| Rogersville Press and Times.
This excellent daily has recently
donned new dress, and is now one
of the best printed papers in the
State. To speak of the other traits
of this journal is unnecessary, as il
is acknowledged to be the leading
paper in this. section of the State
It's editorials are able, and its locals
and dispatches are of the most re
liable character, comprising al
the local and general news of inter
est to the reading public. The East
Tennesseean who wishes to be thor
oughly posted, can i'll afford to be
without the CHRONICLE.