The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-26
IT Is A FACT,
And the Paper Published for the
People now on Earth Can
Prove It.

People now on Earth Can
Prove It
That I. n. Baker 10 not going seinins
coon.
-Thst Sedalia needs few more atior-
neys ct Law.
That our citisens had better look on
for mad dogs.
That every harness maker leaves traces
Of bis work behind.
That Second street will soon be we'll
supplied With saloons.
That Joe Schreibs will appear in q
new spring SUIT to-day.
That Bob Morrowi trotting horse IL
astonishing the natives.
That set of bad teeth, like Col. Ham
line farm, has many schers.
That Louis Boiling doesn't weigh ten
pounds more than J. A. Fisher.
That . lighted match Was Whist gave
Johnny Woods away Friday night.
That the city authorities Seem 10 have
let up on the prosecution Of prostitutes.
That Al. Conner 10 learning to write
poetry. His 6rst production was excel
lent.
That Jim Thon,ss and Newt. Sprecher
have commenced saving up hickels Tor the
circus.
THAT 6. q. g. Glands for G .u!d, Grant
and Garfield, ard also for government gold
ersbbers.
That 'Geod-b.e, my lover, g,"d-hye,"
as rendered BY Sandy Msc!esn, Is a beauti-
ful song.
That a certain East Sedxiia young
lady reioices in the fact that Ell. Gould L.
home xgain.
That all the applicants FOR po i:ion-
on the police force cannot be accommodated
pot BY several.
That Bridges, Morrow, Baker ard the
remainder of the old gan. were fishing At
Flat creek yesterday.
That . man Who expects at church
fair TO obi ain goods on stick" nsy he set
down a. being idiotic.
-Thst Squire Webher spent yesterday
morning on his farm IN the country, Count
ing on his wheat crop.
That . certain Fifth street yonns lady
says she will Jump at two ihings-a mouse
or an offer Of marriage.
That Billy Moore will peruss the Sun
DAY MORNIHG BAZoo to-day instesd Of
offending divine services.
THAT Howard Parke says he will not
be compelled 10 MUNICH boarding house
hash great while longer.
That Cephas A. Leach will. If he can
40 arrange hi. business, take in the ciicAs
in this city en- the 9Th OF May.
That Charlie Lyon .nd Harry Henei-
ken were out driving FRIDAY evening be-
hind nag that u sde good time.
-Th,t another scandal is ripening at
KnobnoS,~r, and me BAzoo's young man
has pretty good pointer, thank you.
That Price King. of the Garrison
house bar, writes poetry, "a csn he verified
BY giancing into a lazy friends album.
That the Qa-en City band bows are
doing pretty veil In the ~ay If securing
subscriptions for the purchase OF new uni
forms.
That there il = good deal of provling
around on the prairies these pleasant even
irgs BY males ssd females OF disreputable
character.
That Conductor Sam Harris wishes he
Was back on the Ksnsas City narrow gauge
instead Of running train on the west eud
of the Pacific.
That w. H. Henritz. Missouri Pacific
agent ut O,terville, has = So gold piece,
coined IN 1854.
That when Bob Bonner opens his hotel
on Second street, May LIST, there will he no
trouble in getting 4 6rst-cla-s meal for
twenty-five cents.
That there are . number of young
ladies 10 Sedalia who consider Themselves
much handsomer than Forepaugh's most
beautiful woman living.
That one of the Garrison house twin. |
yesterday received = letter addressed
"Harry Hsaeiken (white)," and Of course
be was justly Indignant
That Walter Kent had first class Job
put up on him BY Conductor Harvey
Fisher and Gus Wells, the latter Chicago
boot and shos drummer.
That Oscar Brown should % train hie
goats that they would not enter the dining
room until the transient guests, 1t least,
he'd finished their supper.
That Frank Hardcastle and Frank
Mills viii be compelled to draw cuts to see
vho lie entitled to "Mollie." whose loving
epistle Vas published in Friday EVENING"
BAzoo.
THAT the two handsome young ladies
while jumping down into the excavation on
Ohio street, near Fifth, last evening were |
the observed of quite large company Of
persons.
That Harry Heneiken, while fishing at |
Fiat Creek yeeterdsy, fell into the water
and would have drowned had il not been |
for bis companions. Measrs. Bridges, Nor
row and others.
That Constable Collins spent q por-
ton Of his time fishing yesterdsy-6shing
for . valuable piece of paper that had
blown out of his Office window and lit on
the awning below.
That the Garrison house biscuit shoot
era, desiring to impress boarders with the
fact that their wardrobe il extensive, ex-
change dresses, thus permitting each to APP
pear in something new every day.
THAT the impudent puppy who de-
sired to know Of . certain lady what an ex
cavation in the back part of the yard Was
intended for can gain the desired in.orma.
ton BY calling on the lsdy's husband.
That some women are very absent
minded. and frequently forge, where they
have left the dish-pan after using it, but
the world hssn't yet produced q womsn
Who ever forgot where che hung her false
hair before retiring.
That the people of the city are, as q
whole, coogratulating themselves upon the
belief that ice will be cheap this season.
that one may use it plentifully in the cult
nary department, the sick room and in
numerous coSblers without giving up his
entire income to the ice man in payment
therefor.
-Thst
You shouldn't swear nor angry look,