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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

A NEW heught in church-"The
sermon is q bore"
"How much longer will he preach p
'T'm hungry for dinner" :,
"That man is MT at all bad looking.
"I wender if Emma IL engaged"
"Weli, If old Mrs. Foo Foo Is MT
wearing q turban tOO."
"Iwonder how much that bonnet
cost"
.It sounds as If he was going to close
up the Sermon"
81 do wish the Bernhardt season had
commenced"
"I've q great mind to have it trim
med with scarlet"
81 must order a new pair OF shoes
tomorrow, and the material for that
wrapper, and visit Madame KS to Try
on that dress"
sThere's Ed. Cochunk we saw In
Newport last summer"
"How that girl does lace!"
"Amen! Ny! Isl MT it nice to get
out"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

IT makes mothers heart revert to
her younger days when she comes into
the parlor next morning alter her
daughters beau has been round, and
finds only one chair In front of the
fireplace and the others sitting along
the wall as ii they hadn't been touch
ed for three years.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

A NEW ESoLAND ciitor, despairing
of becoming a milli onaire on sub
scription basis of turnips and stove
wood. throws up the sponge with the
remark that sit don't pay to run a
paper in town where the business
men read almanaes and pick their teeth
with the tail of hearing"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

BAKED INDIAN PUDDNa.-Four eggs,
one quart sweet milk, i've large tea.
spoons Indian meal, nutmeg and sugar
to taste; boil the milk, pour it over
the meal, cover, and let cool before
adding the eggs; bake three-Quarters
uf an hour.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

KEROSENE will soften boots or
fhOes which haye been hardened by
water, and render them ~ pliable a.
when new. 1t will also make tin ke +
ties as bright a. when new. Sstura te
wOolen rag and rub with 1t. Stains
may also be removed from clean warm
ished furniture with kerosene.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

A LOVER, who was slighted by the
females, very mo testify askel young
lady, ''if she would let him spend the
evening with her? ?" No." she anger
ly replied, ''that's what l won't"
why" replied lie, ''you needn't be
so fussy; L didn't m can this evening,
but some stor my one, when l can't 90
anywhere else"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

ONE day the poet Whittier was ex-
changing "reminiscences with Miss
Abigail Dodge Gail Hamilton), when
he told the following story Of an old
friend, who was very much annoyed
one afternoon by some boys following
him and leering and swearing at him,
and especially when his hat blew on,
calling our TO him: $50 it. Broad
brim! Timber up and you'll catch II
yeti" The friend noticed another boy
coming down the street, and said
boy, is thee profsne?" "You bet. "
"rhen thanding him a quarter cuss
those boys two shilling WORTH"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

A WOMAN in st. Louis has sued her
husband for divorce or the ground
that he called her 'an old cow" II
the woman was incorporate, ana had
just taken a couple Of ''norns," the
husband was justified in addressing
her by q bovine application.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

VFGErINE This preparation Is sci-
entliically aud chemically combined,
ana SO strongly concentrated from roots,
herbs and barks, that Its gsod effects
are realized Immediately after COM
mencing TO take II.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

BEEswAx and salt Will make nst-
irons as clean and smooth ~ glass.
Tie lump OF wax in rag and keep 1t
for that purpose; when the irons are
hot rub them with the wax-rag, then
scour with clean paper or cloth
sprinkled with salt.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

He was watching his neighbours boy
climb tree and he had look of pain
I ul anxiety on his countenance. "Are
you afraid the LAD will fall and break
his neck:" was asked him. "No,"
he replied, ''I'm deucedly afraid lie
WON'T"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05
,...x,.,,.s uahi,g Tea

A.. tho firemen belonging to Engine
,ompany No. % were returning from
|. fire In Warren street last evening,
fhev saw smoke issuing from the graf
no over the sidewalk In front OF lVi
rniton street, occupied by the Welis
rea Company. An alarm was SOUNDED
and the engine had steam up again In
a few minutes. Five more engines
..me. At first it looked as though IL
would be q very easy matter to extin-
1uish the fire, but the smoke was 80
tense that entering the place to direct
rSe srrexms was out of the question.
Poles were therefore attached to the
nozzles. which were then pushed in
through the basement windows. IL
took two hours Of steady, hard WORK 70
b roughly extinguish the nre. Il Inc
Ina 70 W as estimated at from $2O,Voo 70
s25 900, and the amount OF tea made Dy
me streams Of water playing Tor 30
long on the blazing tea-chests was es-
timsted ut q million gallons.
Taken from n. Y. Sun, Dec. 3. isSo.
The stock was a very large one, and
rich In variety. 1t included not only
ali the various grades of Tea from Chi
ma AID Japan which are well known,
such rs Japan, Uncolored Japan, BAs-
set Fired Japan, Natural Leaf Japan.
Japan Tea Dust, Gunpowder, Imperial
Hyson, Young Hyson and Twanky.
but these old-Iashioned sold Cou untry'
Teas, such as Cong0u, S0uch0ng, Seen:
ted Orange Pskoe, scented Caper, and
the various grades from India, includ'
ins the far-fsmed Assam.
ia all cases there were from hve 70
ten grades Of each kind 70 suit not only
the East aud West, but all the various
tastes of the cosmopolitan population
of our "whOle country" and the Cana
dss included.
The Wells Tea Company are an on
shoot OF the original American Tea
Company, Of which Robert Wells Is
President. They were established about
six years ago, and have large resour-
ces. The fire has not caused an hours
Lelsy in the execution OF any orders.
In . few days the old warehouse Will
be in its accustomed shape; no incon-
yenience will be occAsiOned in the
meantime to their large list Of custom
ers, their adjoining building ahording
s:l the facilities required.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

APRoPos Of names. First swell: 81
never did like May not nearly go
pretty as Mary wonder they don't
change the name of the month to
Mary" Second swell: Clevaw ideaw
bah JOve! make awystaws good to
June, you knOw!r
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

"THEoDoLIrIA, darling; come here,
child, to mamma" called Mrs. All.
heart to her little daughter. "Oh
what a sweet name J" exclaimed Miss
Gigglegush. "Where did you get that
name, Mrs. AllheartP" ''1n novel
dear-'The Fourteenth Wife," by Mrs.
c. A. l. n. NorthwOrth." This is but
q specimen of commOn-enough conver-
sariOn. 1t occurs to us that the wo-
men shouldn't be allowed 10 monop0-
lize this thing. Ii they are to be al
lowed to rob the novels for their
daughters names, why should not the
men seize upon the 'sweet" names OF
the drama for the use and behoof ol
their sons' What prettier, for ex'
ample, than Bagstock Jones or FLIP
Magildder Smith?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

LADIES making collections OF business
cards, send TO Crsgin & Co., Phils.,
Pa, for a set of seven cards in six col
ors and gold, illustrating Shakespeare
" Seven Ages OF Man" Sent gratis 70
users Of DObbins' Electric Soap.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

A NORRIsTowN Eian who Is so near
sighted that he cannot recognize his
friends across the street, always lodges,
around q corner when one OF his credi-
tors is squar. of ard coming towards
him. 1t must be instinct.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

SAGE your tea leaves not only to al
lay the dust In rooms when sweeping
but steep them in boiling water and
use this to wash your vanished paint.
IL will remove spots, etc., and brighten
1t wonderfully.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

THE Question Settled.-She-But do
not you think that too much smoke is
injurious to the mind? He--I cannot
say do. In my own case l have
found il rather to increase than to
lesson the mental vigor. She-Uh!
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

1RIsHwOhAN Ito Postmaster)-"Are
the Indian letters In yet?" Postmaster
-"No, ma'am, the Indian mail has not
arrived yet" Irishwoman-"Sure il
isn't Indian male (meal) l want, but
letters
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

The only hope of bald heads-Car-
boline, deodorized extract of petro-
leum. Every Otj jsction removed by the
recent improvement. 1t Is now fault
less. The only real natural hair re-
stOrer ever produced.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

IuE cold, driving, easrerly rain
storms OF this season rarely fail to
smict nearly everybody with Colds.
Use DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup, the sures,
sn snd saisst Cough Kennedy mads. Prioa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

HELP the sweeper, please, sir"
Can't my man. l wasn't brought up
TO the business. Besides, l have no
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

Said Q sufferer from kidney trouble when
asked to try Kidney-Wort for . remedy: I'm
try it. but it will be my last DOSE Il cured
him, and now he recommends it to all II you
have disordsred urine do not fail to try It
Recorder
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

GRACE; 81 am going to see Clara
to-day. Have you any message!"
Charlotte: ~ wonder how you can
visit that dreadful girl. Give her my
love-"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

A GEAILEMAN was wondering why
there are SO many bad regulations,
vixen friend said; 'It is probably
because every man has to make his
lOWn.n
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

BoILxp starch is much improved BY
the addition of little spermaoeti, or
salt, or both, or little gum arabic dis
solved.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

II. butcher complacently smacks
his lips a. he meets the demands of his
customers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05
TO THE PUBLIC

nefe can b 70 beetsr Rusrsnses Of tAs vss
% DI kADwAY1 old eetablished n R R RIM
- NAN the base and worthless limitations
enem - there are False Resolvents, Re.e
M xiA Be sure and Aak for Railways, -
~.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

PoTATo wafer. OF water in which
potatoes have been boiled, is now re-
commended in various quarters as not
only an effective but an immediate
remedy Ter lice on cows and other cat
tie, also for ticks. The affected parts
are to be bsthed with the potato water ::
one application is generally sufficient.
This remedy (if remedy il provss) has
The merit OF being exceedingly simple
ea-ily employed and without danger Of
injury the cattle
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

FoR a safe, steady, nutritious heal
thy, universally available and every
where procurable feed for weaned
lambs, there is nothing which Is tor a
moment comparable to wheat bran.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05
AGRICULTTRk.

POULTRY RuLxs.-1. Construct your
house coed and warm, so - to avoid
damp doors, and afford q flood OF sun
light. Sunshine Ii better than inedi'
cine.
2. Provide q dusting and scratching
place where you can bury wheat ano
corn and thus induce the fowls to take
needful excercise.i
3. Provide yourself with some good
healthy chickens, none 10 be over three
or four years old. giving one COCK te
every twelve hens.
4. Give plenty Of fresh air at al
times of the year, especially In SUN
mer.
:. Give plenty of fresh water dai-
ly. and never allow the fowls to 60
thirsty:
6. Feed them systematically, two
or three times Q day, and scatter the
food SO they can't eat too fast or with
out proper exercise, DO not feed more
than they will eat up clean, or they
will get tired of that kind OF feed.
Z. Give them a variety both of dry
and cooked foed q mixture OF cooked
meal and vegetables is an excellent
thing for their morning meal.
8. Give soft feed In the morning,
and the whole grain at night, except
little wheat or cracked corn placed IN
the scratching place during the day.
8. Above all things keep the hen
house clean and well ventilated.
10. Do not crowd too many in one
house. if you do, look out Tor dis
ease.
IL. Use carbollc powder in busting
bins occasionally TO destroy lice
II. Wash your rOOsts and bottom OF
laying nests with whItewash once q
week in summer, and once n month In
winter.
MONEY In MULEs,-Raising mules
for sale is one OF the most profitable, II
indeed, il is not the most profitable
branch OF stock breeding. A mule is
a very poor specimen that will not sell
for $l25 when Ii is three years Of age,
while twice that much Is often paid Ior
AN active animal Of large size. First
class mules are only raised from good
mares. May farmers think that any
old, debilitaIed mare Is suitable 70 raise
mules from. But in this they are mis-
taken. A good dam rs well as good
sire Is required. Superior mules OF
large size are in constant demand at
hgh prices. They are " wanted not only
ON farms but In large towns where
there is heavy teamlng 10 do. They
endure dust, smoke, and heat much
better than horses. AT present there
is a foreign demand Tor mules that is
likely to increase. Mules stand sea
voyage much better than horses.
Mule colts are much easier 10 raise
than horse colts. They can be weaned
much earlier, and with Aes trouble. 1t
is difficult to work mare that has q
horse colt, as it will want TO suck every
few hours, but mule colt will abstain
from sucking tive or six hours without
making trouble. A mule OF any age Is
less dainty about its food than horse.
IL will make good meal on fodder
that will be rejected by any domestic
animal except u goat. IL has surpris-
ing endurance and vitality, If well
fed 1t will ge5 along very comfortably
with no shelter except during severe
storms. The cost Of raising mule is
~ per cent less than that Oh raising u
horse ,and it will ordinarily bring more
money. Some Of the most prosperous
sections of the country are IhOse in
winch raising mules Is leading busl-
less among farmers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

You can tell dogwood by Its bark.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

HIL-ToP FoRfsTs--Ifin cutting off
forests, a reservation were made of
lois growing on hill tops, the people
in the vicinity would gain by it. Woods
keep the surface Of The ground cool
ard spoDgy and promote ihe retention
and gradual flow Of water into the
streams in the valley The cooIness,
however, performs a special use in pre-
venting the dissipation OF showers in
clined TO pass the summit OF hill.
Showers sometimes appear to pass
around barren hilltop, but the truth
often is, the heated sell sending q cur
rent Of dry, not air, which dissipates
the cloud that ventures over 1t. A lit
tie practical science in the treatment
of a hilltop, by keeping it covered
with trees, will secure the neighbOr-
hood many q dose Of summer raia that
Ii otherwise will not get. Think Of
this and be wise.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05

DRYING FRUIr.-The correct princi-
pie in drying fruit is TO subject to cur
rent of hot air so as to dry the cut sur
face at once, which prevents discolora-
ton and bermetically seals the cells
which contain acid and starch, and
which yield glucose or fruit sugar. A
current OF dry, hot air is made 10 pass
over and under the fruit, carrying
ali the moisture out of the machine
without interfering with or passing
through the trays above-the strongest
heat being concentrated on each tray
when it first enters the dryer. The
IruIL does not cVVk, rs In ordinary dry
ing in hot air chambers, but the mois-
ture is evsp0rated and removed rapid
~. and the fruit has q bright, pleasing
color, making 1t sell rapidly at highest
prices. 1t operates just as well on all
vegetable products as upon fruits,
turning out products of the very best
quality,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-05
SOLD II DRuoors,

=, ~ q letter aanR % EADWAY . co,
- WoSfeA. Co9. CAareA D., Us1
@IafoEnssaaa vsrsA sneusaads vu b sss
The daily gazette., 1881-07-09
No Word Yet.

No positive information has yet
been received from The relatives OF
John s. Avalier, who was killed in
the p, w. & b. r. r. shifting yard,
on Wednesday night. Word sent to
Seaford, where it was supposed he had
two sisters living. was answered by
the Information that they had removed
to Harford county, Md, and mes
sage 10 the latter place has not yet re.
ceiyed an answer. Chief of Detec.
tives, Crone, and man named Joseph
Avalier, of Baltimore, have written
to Detective VIM. Legg, of this city,
for information in relation to the de.
ceased, and have been furnished with
full particulars. If the body is not
claimed by Monday it will be buried
in good style by the Railroad Com.
pany.s
The daily gazette., 1881-07-09
constitutional Question

WASHINGTON, July There is
much discussion regarding Paragraph
+ OF Sec. l of Art, IL. of the Consti-
tuition, which provides THAT in case
Of the removal of the President from
office, or his death resignation or in,
ability to discharge the powers and
duties of the said office, the same
shall deyolve oD the Vice President,
and the Congress may by law pro-
vide for the case of removal, death,
resignation or inability, both of the
President and Vice President, de-
ciaring what Office shall act as Presi.
dent, and such officer shall act ac-
cordingly until the disability be re.
moved or President shall be elect.
ed" 1t has been suggested that the
President Is virtually put out of the
power OF doing any business what.
ever by the direction of the physi-
clans, and that accordingly there Is
at present no active efficient execu-
tive head to the Government. Your
correspondent had this afternoon a
talk with gentleman connected
with the highest judicial bench IN
the country, who said,
"fou should not come to me with the
expectation that will express an opin-
lon on such subject. IL 10 possible,
though | pray IL may never come to pass
that these questions may become snb-
jects OF Judicial decision. The question
might come up In variety of ways, and
1t would become necessary to define
| exactly what H. naant hv sinahiIi. N
though the word disability, Is also used.
Storey's work on the Constitution ID ST.
lent ON the point, and do not now re-
call that the Supreme Court has ever
bad the case, or . similar one, under
discussion. The Presidents from the
first to The present tune have been q re-
markably healthy set Of men. beard
President Hayes cay that he had not
been sick for five minutes during his
Administration
The daily gazette., 1881-07-09
HAYDOCK,S
KIDNEY PANACEA.
MEAR WHAT Is SAID,

hhAn w I1AI ohADs
sit has made me new man,
abr. Haydook's Panacea has increased
my weight fifteen pounds"
"My wife would net be without II ior
any msney."
sour little boy is much better. enclose
one dollar for another bottle"
Il find IL ~ easy to take rs milk. a.
1--WE have sold thirteen bottles thls
week, and shall want Two dozeA ae1s
arder."
voa1 I'M saDsss. morn,nG agony is s0ne-th'nt'
.I find IL q splendid appetiEer,"
Any invalid or sufferer anlicted WIN
any Kidney disorder VINO will write ins
as to their complaint, will be treated
humanely and Kindly. IL is my mos!
earnest desire to investigate all forms ~
Diabetes, and give relief Al all times.
you are too poor 10 purchase. write my
anyway, and your case will have ,inIhe-
diate attention.
CAUTION.
Observe that the signature OF Allen
Heydock is across the mouth OF each
bottle. az
Price-ons dollar for large. and nfty
HAYDoCK d Co..
no2o- eod&vly. 80 Platt st.. N. I,
The daily gazette., 1881-07-09
Roat Yard News.

Two new ferry boats are under way
at the Harlan & Hollingsworth Com.
pany's yards.
At the same yards the mammoth
sound steamer City of Worcester is re-
ceiving finishing touches. She will be
ready to leave for New York by the
middle of AugusG.
at Enoch Moore. Jr.'s shipyard the
schooners 70. Ii. Blocksom, OF Smyrna,
and A. 70. McManemy, of Philadel-
phia, are being rebuilt.
The daily gazette., 1881-07-09

WALL STREET YEsTERDAY.-Stocks
were only moderately active, and an ad :
vance in the early trade was followed IN
the last hour by reaction,on which the
market closed. Money oa call ranged
from A to3 per cert. the latter being
the closing rate. Governments were
heavy and railway bonds were active
and irregular. Foreign exchange wai
dull and steady.
The daily gazette., 1881-07-09
Police Cases.

Henrietta Simmons was arraigned be-
fore the Mayor, last evening, on charge
Of using abusive language towards Rach-
o. Blackman, but it appearing that she
had been punished by Esquire Vande.
grift for this identical offence, she was
discharged.
Henry Lynch, boy charged with ma
licious mischief, was held for severa
hours as punishment and then dis
charged with repr.maud.
There were no cases this morning.
The daily gazette., 1881-07-09
CAPATAL PRIZE, sso,ooo

1857 Prizes, amounting sll0, 400
Responsible corresponding agents want
ed at all poiuts. TO whom liberal COLO pen
Bation Will be paid,
For further In Information, write clearly.
giving full address. Send orders by ex,
press or Registered LIE ter, or Money Or
der by mail, address ed only to
M. A. DAUPHIN,
IN n.u,u,, New Orleans, La,
NO. zi2 Broadway, New York.
All our Grand Extraordinary Drawincs
are under the supervision and manage
ment OF GENERALS q. T. BEAURE.
GARD and JUBAL A. EARLY
Junel5- d&w4w,
The daily gazette., 1881-07-09
SPECIAL NOTICE.
A CARp.

To all VINO are suffering from the er-
rors and indiscretions If youth, nervous
weakness, early decay, loss of mannooa
&C., will send a recipe that Will cure yoa
FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy
was discovered by missionary in south
America, Send self-addressed envelope
to the REV. JOSEPH 4. INMAN, Stdhon u
NeU York CttU. MaYi-eodD@"lS-
The daily gazette., 1881-07-09

Senator David Davis, in reply to
the question whether the President
should not hereafter be provided with
body-guard, said that this being o
free country, with the humblest citi-
zen the peer Of the President, 1t would
hardly be practicable.