Litchfield enquirer., 1881-06-23

Fall Village saves the expense of vaccine tion by inaugurating another brass band
 Like Hope many Connecticut people point heavenward. At least they have sore arms
 A sewing machine agent in Litchfield proudly filings the following sign to the breeze:
 DoMEsrICs.
 For Sale and Repaired here. The substitutions of hades for he'll encour ages Thomaston correspondent to sdeclare that boy stumbled over seven foot snake which was lying in some grass, and that it jumped up, threw the boy down, pinched him on the legs, and then left
 The stones which the government provides to mark the graves of dead soldiers have, in the cases of Robert Ferris, Daniel Lake, and J. A. Bee, been lying in the freight house at New Milford for more than year. waiting for some enterprising relative to put them up.
 An unprincipled man in Naugatuck stole four gallons of ice cream the ladies of a church there had provided for festival, and came very near to bankrupting the society. The deot which the festival was designed to remove still retains it's pristine vigor.
 H. N., of Goshen, is SO much of the time in heaven that he doesn't have the opportuni- ny to study man, and is quite frequently thrown on his guard in consequence He plaintively writes to the Enquirer: "My door-bcll rang violently one night last week, ana young man. stranger, wanted some thing to eat, saying that he was on the way to Litch6eld, giving the name of the family. He was yomewhat drunk, and taking the nice bread given him, he started of, and the next morning the bread was found scattered on the grass" The oldest inhabitant is getting up weath- in this line for centuries. It will be purely American lie, founded on scenes and incidents Tn American weather, and will incidentally lntloduce some of the choicest Notifications of ,Old Prob, Professor Tice and the goose bone, and may be extended to include some of the early efforts of Professor Vennor. As a lie 1t will weigh over twenty-two ounces to the pound, and will assay more lie to the ton than the average campaign speech The Com merclal Travellers Association are good dea discouraged over the prospect, and have sus- pended operations until they see how much of shower it is going to be.
 IToHlNG PILES s-SYMPToMs AND CuRE. Tue symptoms are moisture like precipitation. intense itching, increased by scratchlcg. very distressing, particularly at night, as if piu worms were crawling in and about the rectnm tile private parts are sometimes affected fl allowed to continue very serious results may follow. "DR. SwAYNE's Au-HRAL1Ne ONT. MENT" is pleasant sure cue. Also for let ter Itch, Salt Rheum. Scald Head, Erysipelas Barbers' Itch. Blotches, all Scaly, Crusty Cutaneous Eruptions. Price 90 cents, boxs. Of $l.25. Sent by mail to any address on re ceipt of price in currency, or three cent DOS, age stamps. Prepared only by Dr. Swavne S Son $50 North Sixth Street. Philadelphia Pa, to whom letters should be addressed Sold by all prominent druggists.
 About 20 years ago Jeff Davis started {, write the Rise and Fall of the Federal Gon ernment" Owing to unforeseen circumstance slight change in the itle had to be made delaying the publication. Sprinafeld Repu5