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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

ggMr. Stuart once met lady in Bos-
ton, who said to him, " have just seen
your likeness, Mr.. Stuart, and kissed it
because it was so much like you" "And
did it kiss you in return ?'' said he,
mo" replied the lady. Then," said
the gallant painter, cit was not like
me.'
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

EgAn old man, with head as desti-
tute of hair as a watermelon, entered an
Austin avenue drug store and told the
clerk he wanted bottle of hair restorer.
What kind of hair restorer do you pre-.
fer ?" 81 reckon I'll have to take a
bottle of red-restorer. That was the
color of my hair when 1 was boy"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

TSTATE ENOTICE.-Noiic Is hereby given
ID that letters OF administration ON the estate
OF John Smith, late Of Carroll twp. Perry county
Pa, deceased, have been granted to the under.
signed, residing at Shermansdale, Perry Co., Pa.
edto make Immediate payment and those having
claims willpresent them duly authenticatedfo fol
CYRUS w. SMITH,
Administrator.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

GB-A citizen of New Mexico, being
Informed that in his absence a panther
had attacked his wife, and that she had
beaten off and killed the animal, merely
shrugged his shoulders and said; 6 Eff
that panther had knowed her as well as
/ do he'd never riled her up, you bet."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

GB- A finely dressed lady slipped and
fell near the postoffice, yesterday, and
the gentleman who assisted her to her
feet inquired, "Did you break any bones
madam" No, guess not, she replied,
'but am just as mad as if had broken
q dozen of 'em ~
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

GY- Carlyle, being once asked the diff
ference between natural fool and an
educated fool replied, "Just about the
difference between you and me, 1 sus-
pect." The questioner was never able to
determine what kind of fool he was.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

INVENTORS AsScss EpsoN aBS MOS Patent a
Solicitors, GIT Seventh Street, Washington ID. O.,
for Instructions Reasonable terms. references
and advice sent FREE. We attend exclusively
to Patent business. Reissues, Interferences, and
cases rejected in other hands a speciality. Caveats
solicited. Upon receipt of model or sketch and
description we give our opinion as to .patentabil-
ity FREE OF CHARGE. We refer TO the Commits
sioner rof Patents, also TO Ex-Commssoners:- =
Established 1856. W. c. II
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

GB-"I saw big boy and little fellow
quarreling over some marbles to-day"
said John. Did youp" asked his
father. 81 hope you interfered to stop
their quarreling." "Yes, yes,'' said
John, 6 took the little fellows part.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

ggrA lady, whose family was very
much in the habit of proposing conun-
drums, was one evening asked by her
husband,in an excited tone, ''why are all
these doors left open ?" -" / give 1t up"
instantly answered the lady.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

l@|5
&c. s. alIssR
R9r" Mr.. Smith, !" said a lady at fair,
" won't you please buy this bouquet to
present to the lady you lover" "Twould-
MT be right" said Mr., Smith. " I'm
married man."
HgLessons to young housekeepers
How can you tell young fowl from
an old one Y'"By the teeth ~ "By the
teeth2" But fowls have no teeth ~ II
know they havn't, but havel'
Hg' When Galvestonian was told
that friend of his was i'll and sinking
fast, he said: Well, / am not surpris-
ed, Il always thought that would be about
the direction he would go when he died"
Eg'A lady, whose family was very
much in the habit of proposing conun-
drums, was one evening asked by her
husbands in an excited tone, 'why are all
these doors left open ?" II give 1t up"
instantly answered the lady.
-.-~~-.--
GB- Carlyle, being once asked the diff
ference between a natural fool and an
educated fool replied, "Just about the
difference between you and me, 1 sus-
pect." The questioner was never able to
determine what kind of fool he was.
-.-
NB-"I saw big boy and little fellow
quarreling over some marbles to-day"
said John. Did you Y' asked his
father. 81 hope you interfered to stop
their quarreling." "Yes, yes,' said
John, g took the little fellows part.
eB-A citizen of New Mexico, being
Informed that in his absence a panther
had attacked his wife, and that she had
beaten off and killed the animal, merely
shrugged his shoulders and said; Eff
that panther had knowed her as well as
do he'd never riled her up, you bet."
GB- A finely-dressed lady slipped and
fell near the postoffice, yesterday, and
the gentleman who assisted her to her
feet inquired, "Did you break any bones
madam" No, guess not, she replied,
''but am just as mad as if had broken
dozen of 'em !"
An old man, with head as desti-
tute of hair as a watermelon, entered an
Austin avenue drug store and told the
clerk he wanted bottle of hair restorer.
What kind of hair restorer do you pre-.
fer?'' 81 reckon I'll have to take
bottle of red-restorer. That was the
color of my hair when was boy"
Blg Little Johnny was visiting at
neighbours house. He was offered
piece of bread and butter, which he
accepted, but not with any great degree
of enthusiasm. g What do you say
JohnnyY" said the Lady, expecting him
to say, "Thank you" 81 say it amt
cake,'' was the response.
Esgr" wish to ask the Court" said a
facetious barrister, who had been called
to testify as an expert, 'if am compell-
ed to come into this case, in which
have no personal interest, and give
legal opinion for nothing ~ Yes, yes
certainly" replied the mild hammered
judge; give it for what it is WORTH"
E9g"Mr. Stuart once met lady in Bos-
ton, who said to him, +" / have just seen
your likeness, Mr. Stuart, and kissed it
because it was so much like you" "And
did it kiss you in return ?'' said he,
"No," replied the lady. "Then," said
the gallant painter, cit was not like
me-"
E9s"Miss r.. had nose which was per-
ceptibly retrousse, and when she went
on visit to Johnny's one day the boy
observed it. After taking in the situa-
ton fully, he said: "Papa, you said for
me to wait till something would turn up
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-01

p9r' Mr.. Smith, - said lady at fair,
won't you please buy this bouquet to
present to the lady you lover" "Twould-
MT be right" said Mr., Smith. Pm
married man."
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-31

MACON. GA, March ~, ls7g.-
From having been Intimate win, the pro
prtetors OF "Swift's Syphiiitic specinc," I
have known much Of lis manufacture and
use. There are men In his who
were victims In early life to syphilis. and
who have takent tho S.S.S.mediclne and are
now 70 all -appearances, IND 1 their own be-
lief, ~ free from the faint OF diseose as tina
nrst man fresh from the hands ofhis Maker.
DelicAcy forbids their public recommenda-
tons but ! am allowed to refer the skeptIc
Thing that can be said In its favor. Being
professionally much opposed to recom-
mending secret remedies II is with hesita.
know whereof i speak when 1 say our
science has not made public n combine
ZION equal TO "Swiu's Syphilitic Specific"
for the purpose indicated.
I'll MASSENBURG, Pm. @.
RICHARDSON q co, st. Louis, Mo-,
Wholesale Agents..
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-31

istorica1 Dept; Cheyenne, Nyo.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-31

CUSTER,
RATTLE CREEK, 4Y1
RAPID. GOLDEN,
GAYVILLE
AND ~ MINING CAMPS m TINE HILLS.

The q. s. Mail carried We
have First Class Eating Stations, and
tho divizaon agents take all pains to
secure IL comfort Of passengers. Tho
route u sell protected, having three
military posts on the road, leaving
only As GALES between military camps.
insurinS safety owe the entire routp.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-31

o.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-31

Cattle branded 81 on left side, and
two waddles on left side Of neck.
Also have cattle branded with q
Tomahawk on left side, waddled as
above, and vented with a bar on the
left hip. Horses branded 81 on left
thigh.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-22
II TENE EESSEE LfHONFa
I Eive rrisonsiS FAX, lrroan tho Sheriff and
| AupG frain tho Cou,t House window
: Two Fleeing B1uriersrs also Hung.


/ Five Prisoners FAX, n i'ro,n tho Sheriff and
| Aups from ts,e Csu:t House window =.
: Two Fleeing B1urdersrs also Hung.
CINCINNATI, Feb. l9.-Telcgra,ns
from Winchester, Tennessee, repre-
protection Of the Laprade murderers
parade in the court house Yesterday
before dark. After dark furious
thunder storm came on and fears Of
tho prisoners being lynchcd then van.
ished. A night session was held to
finish the trial. Judge Stark gave his
charge to the jury, after which the
sheriff proceeded with the prisoners,
James Higgins, Lock Mallory, Lon
Thweut, Robert Thwcat and James
Elder, 10 the Jail. ~ mob Of about two
hundred pressed upon the sheriff, took
the prisoners, closed the court house
and its grounds, stationed q strong
picket guard around them and hung
the five negro prisoners from the Sec
| ond story window Of the court house.
The onset OF the mob was from with
out and was so sudden and boisterous,
| accompanied 10y the firing OF pistols
and guns in . the air, as to tcrrity the
spectators In the court rooms, who
jumped from the windows and hasten
ed from thc scene. Murphy and Duffy,
two OF those charged with completely
in the murder, having been released
on Thursday, had returned TO their
old stamping ground, which is thought
10 have prcciptatcd tho action Of the
mob. The mob arc after them, and it
is believed they will he lynchcd not
later than tonight. The mob number
ch tw" hundred we'll armed men, who
came in from four directions on horse
back and dispersed in the same man.
ner. They did not shoot or mu.ilatc
the prisoners. but lri. them hanging
when assured that they were dead.
The dispatches are Sileut as 10 what the
State military were doing all this
while.
NASHVILLE, February l9.-It is re-
ported that duffy and Murphy, the
LHprauc murderer. who turnru States
evidence, were found hanging to Il
tree near Guthrie, Kentucky, this
morning.
NASHVILLE, February 19.-Thc State
Senate this morning unanimously
adopted resolution condrmninY the
action Of the mob at Springfield in
taking the prisoners from the custody
Of the Court ur2 putting them t death
and declaring that mobs mus. be sup
pressed if it takes the whole power Of
ti.e State. The resolution calls upun
the Governor to use all means fo> the
arrest anil punishment Of the pcrpc-
traitors Of this crime and promises the
active cooperation OF the Legislature.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-22
Il run. WY TRIM.
Descending Gioricttn summit. New Mexico
With EriEhtfMl Napidity.

Descending Giorlcttn summit. New Mexico
With Frigh,ful Napidity.
From the Las Vegas ~. NJ Optic.
The most hair-raisin9 episode thai
ever happened to New Mexican
mountain railway train fell to the lot
Conductor DlcssinYham on Thursday
afternoon, at 3 O'Clock, OIL the west
slope OF Gloriettn summit. The train
comprised nearly thirty loads, and as
it entered upon the deaccnt Jake
Brown, the engineer, threw on the
watcr-brakc, but found that it was
broken and would not work. The
train gained momentum to such q
frightful extent that the switch cables
and books lying on the pilot base in
| front were hurled from their places
into the air, breaking one Of the loco
motives guard rails. Brown called
for brakes. but the train nen had al
.-~A.' ~. --s'y one ana reahZrd That
the train was beyond their control.
Seeing that nothing could DO done to
stop the mad course the train was
running Brown jiulped from the cab
while going at the frightiul rate Of
sixty miles an hour and landed seven
ty-two feet distant, actual measure
mcnt. Blcssiuglam, who was on the
caboosc, with Pawncc Charley and
wife as passengers, fearing that the
train was going to destruction, cut his
way car loose aud checked it with the
brakes, while the train continued its
velocity down the long grade. The
tirclncn stood a. his post like hero
and, while the engine was punging
down the flight at giddy speed, he
crawlch out Oh the foot-bonrd and
poicd sand through the sand-boX ,
thinking that it might assist the wheels
in getting grip upon the rails.
80 4\s IhttiNE> sped around Material
curve, which is :'short and stccp,' the
velocity Was SO great that the locolno-
tive ran on Que rail and overbnlauccd
SO great, that it come within an ace
OF losing lis equilibrium. The brake
men on dccE were obliged to lie fiat
end cling To the running boards for
safety. For six miles those badly
frightened men stuck to the ship and
faced the horrors Of death. Below
Cnnonciio is o natural b.,sin, with
three milc> Of level track, and it was
"n this stretch The runaway train was
mastered and stopped. Some Of the
cars were laden with iron for the
iCon;. hNt ihrv were unloadcd before
TIE ;rMin stopped by the material being
hurled in al directions. Just how the
train hc!h to thc rails az well as it did
i mystery which the philosophers
mast &OlNC-Wr cart.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-22

The Naws AID HERALD has never
counspied an extra session Of the Leg
islature to appropriate money for the
defence OF all those who have been
bound over to court for intimidation
and irregularities. 1t merely mention
ed that q suggestion OF this kind had
been made, and added, that ,chatecer'
doubt may eIist 0s to the propricty Of
this course, there can be none that the
State should defend her own officials
whn have been arrested for carrying
out the laws Of the State. THE News
AEp HERALD is no moro in favor Of a
general defence by tho State than the
Ne0tum or anybody else, and the
Meaium would have seen this had il,
read the article in question more care
fully. But the Federal government
has made two distinct charges against
two different classes Of our people
First, against the managers, who are
charged with drawing out Republican
votes from the box and interfering
with supervisors, and secondly, against
private citizens for intimidation and
violence. The State should defend the
first class, who are presumed to have
acted in strict accordance with State
laws. The second class will be cared
for by their friends. This is the point
made by THE News AND HERALD, and
1t 1t founded In law, justice and CON-
mon sense.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-22
Sold by the druggists OF this county.
MACON, Ga,

- MACON, GA.
MesSrs. Lamar, Rankin & Lamar Dear Sirs-
had Deen troubled for long time before using
your Consumptfye preparation, with something
IKE Asthma. and after using only two bottles
or your Brewers Lung ReStOrer breathed per-
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disease sihce. l am confident your medicine
cured me, ana cheerfully Recommend 1t to all
VINO aIe Sunerlng from Asthma.
Yours truly,
JOHN d. ROSS.
MACON, GA, March 20, $3.50.
MesSrs. Lamar, Rankin & Lamar, Pear Sirs-
nave used your Brewers Lung ReStorcr for
vertigo, and have never been troubled with It
since using the medicine. cannot say too
much for 1t, and cheerfully Recommend It to
aii WHO need relief from Vertigo.
Yours truly, j. B, ARTOPE.
Macon, Ga, March ~, 1850.
MeSsrs. Lamar, Rankin & Lamar, Dear Sirs--
Sunertd Two years with Consumption. and
curing the time was treated by Drs, Read,
Inomas Chalton and others OF this city, and
also oy Il prominent physician OF Macon, Ga,
without finding any rcllGr. My husband bought
me SIX bottles OF your Brewers Lung Restorer,
WINCH began to take ut once, and found i'm
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nase M never telt symptom Of the disease since,
ana my general health is better than It has
DGen IN years I therefore recommend iJ to oil
VINO nave Consumption as O Pearl beyond
fflcc. Very respectfully,
Sold by the Druggists OF this county.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-22
ONE WHO KNOWS

says: Ranktn's Compound Fluid Extract OF
ene! tive cmeny for al diseases oil the Bladder
or Kidneys that has been offered TO the public.
ana invigorates tho secretions and gives health
ana tone I" the prOstrate or diseased organs.
ram IN the BLADDER, Gravel, Prostitution, Non
Iact, az diseases OF the Bladder or Kidneys are
Druggists, Atlanta, Ca, and for sale by all
Druggists.
Antioch, Troup Co., Ca, July 4, 1879.
am one OF the unfortunate sufferers from
Gravel or diSease OF the Kidneys, and iind more
ana Spcculer RELIEF from Rankin's Duchu and
teen 1t so highly welc there but one bottle in
the world would willingly give Sl0o, or any
amount, forit. l recommend IL above all other
similar preparations. Il. II. WINN.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-22
Progresiv Spelling.

We hav reseved tho ,ni";ta on tho
"nuaI melting ov the Spelling Reform
Asoshashun, held at Chatauqua, N. Y,
last sumer; Prof. March, ov Lafayet
Colej, preziding, and Mr.. Vickuy,
editor ov the Foaetic Iecher, acting
az sccreteri, in plasc ov Mr.. Dui, ov
Boston, hu waz absent. Much enthu-
2iazm waz cvinst in the subject, and
gratifying progres reported. Sevral
rules for spelling wer publisht, oy
hwich fu ar az foloz:
For timid rctormcrz.
Adopt hay, Civ, liv, catalog. dclinit.
For bolder refOrmcrz.
Omit \ from the digraf ca, when
short; M he'd, hclh. wclth.
Put for ph in such worllz azalfabct
filosoty, fantom. f3ri&cc.
OeMlt. TX tx ,,S:s,,nX Dubbed final lctcrz,
NJ in mil, Pill, >hAl, GiI,'Gg: - ''"
Change Cd 10 WhHni; hAz the sound
oy t. az lHsh;, SWiicnt, pusht.
Drop nc at lhc cMl ov short final
si(ablz. az cntNIo@. di@|on. Retain it
in long >il%l!G, q rUgIp. broInc: drop
final in shOIl >ilnhiG, az ,i"tin:,; r..
tain it in long si!aulZ. ~ finite.
Drop t. III ciH!rct, etc, unl me in
program, cic.
The ASoshashun Guz not hope tu
win at wuns, but brlcvz that if thc isc
is brokcn, by the Hlnp>hun ov fu
ohangcz, the rest Will cum in incrcsl
raaho.
The Rpfomncvz wcr much cncurcid
by the folding reZD!ushunz past bv The
M!znri STATE Pres Asoshashun at thci.,
seshun lasl yer:
"'lwcra2. the :regvnaT;;iz ov Ing
lish orihograti ar a CRATE obstacle in
tie proGrcs ov the ptpl, and
"llWcraz silent lc:crz alone ad O.
per cent. IN the coat ov oil riting and
printing, and
"iWrraZ. rdit0rZ. statesmen, scAl.
ar2, techcrz and tliHn>hropisiS thrunu,
the ln@!!Sh SpckinG world, az making
ernest ctortz III amend and sinlDliti
our spelling; therefore
BE it reznivd hi the 3lizuri cditoyz
III convenshun assembled, that
owe hartli simpathizc with thcze
ernest etOriA III simpliti Inglish ortho.
graph, and
"Wc vii aid ard cncurcj wun
alAi;hcr tn begin and make such grau.
al chnngcz in spelling, az az rccumend.
ed BY the american Filolo&ica Aso.
Shashun and the Spelling Reform Aso.
shashun.'
Hwcther thczc editorz wer fild with
reform or shampanc or Josh Bling
we du not no; but we can ezilv Sc
the ADVANTAGE ov making the wisllt
for change. Then wud the curc}esmc>
ofcompozishun or prufc redins be holi
ovcrlukt, for our rcderz wud never No
hMat waz rite and hwat waz rong
and we cud dispens with the tn bull
dogz we kepe tide behind the dorc III
intcrvu belijcrcnt contributor. With
ont comiting oursclvz tn any fxt pro
gram, wc must So the noshun strikes
ns with CRATE forsc. Their has BIZ,
milyunz in 1t for Josh Bilingz und
Wilyam Arp. Hwy not for us tn? i
we adopt it we shall not be timid, but
shal 90 the hole hog. Hwat So the
Grecnvillc Nuz, the Mejum, the Re;is
ter, the Jurnal and uther cotempori,
tn tho proposishun that we sese XIV arel
ing and fiting and lern how tn spcl?
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-22
TEMPEST ~ 4 TEAPOT.
The Eternal EI:y Exri,"d Over tho Duke OF
Fionne' IIaii.

The E;crn"! EI:y Fxri, "d Over tho Duke of
Fionne' BaE.
Th" following dispatch from Rome
is very amusing 10 HrpGb.iuan cars:
The huW nluUie j. n.Dst excited over
an Incident Wniri! occurred at bali
given By the DukG and Duchess of
.l"n0S. at which tho King and Queen
were present. 1t was marked by ci,.-
cnmsianccS SO extraordinary that il has
given rise 70 some very disagrceablr
observations.
The quudril!c Of honor was SO man
aged. or rather not managed. that the
Ambassadors had to wait Il quarter OF
an hour. NJ length General Winp-
ten, tie Austrian Ambassador, danced
with Lady Pagrt. Sir Augustus Paect
hurr c lly requested some lady close at
hand to dance with him. at supper
matters were much worse. When
their Maicsties went to the apartment
! prepared for them the German Am
haSaador, who was thcrc without his
wife, was alone asked to sup will,
them, while Sir Augustus and Lady
PaErt, General Wimufcn, Mime. WimD
fft:~%, Marquis NuailIcs and Mime.
,, Noa!llcS were expect to sit in the ball
room like chambcrlains in waiting,
till their majcslies had departed aMcr
supper.
1t was manifrstly impossible for Tx,
Ambassadors Of England, Austria and
France to accept such position, and
! they at once withdrew by common uc-
cord. They expected that cxplana-
tions would be made the following
morning, but. instead Of this. attempts
arc being made to assert that the AM
| bassadors were guilty Of rudcness.
Not one Cabinet Minister was invited
to the ball. contrary to all rule. The
Russian Ambassador was not present
! owing to inlispnsitioa.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-22
SPECIAL NOTICES.

5RELilipiE Ann AND cnR4r!,-,n order to place
reliaCle Liver Pill within the reacp Of ull, the
price OF May Apple Pills has been reduced to
lec. per box. Sold by all Druggists in this