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Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03

lyn? S'pose I'm going to swash
around and eat cake and drink lem.
onade with lot of illustrations oi
the Silurian period? Thiak I'm going
to spend the day with lot of artlcu.
lated old skeletons just because they
belong to the same church that ]
do?" And Mr.. Spoopendyke popped
out of the house like bug, and wen,
next door to see if his friend Tortor
thumb knew any mummies of whose
history there was some tradition.
81 don't care" said Mrs. Spoop.
endyke, as she whirled around two
or three times to practice kicking her
train ''if be don't call on the church
people, they'll be hopping mad and,
if he does, he won't have much of 8
time; so he'll wish he was dead either
way" and Mrs. Spoopendyke hustled
into the parlor to assure a sandy
haired young man with a stiff neci
that it was awful good OF him to come,
and to learn that he hadn't come far
of his own volition, bat had slid mos,
of the way.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03
THE MEwL.
A Boys Paper on Natural History

The mewl is an anermul which wus
born after Noer built the ark. The
rinoserus wus in the ark, but there
amt no account OF the mewl being
there, an guess he wusn't eos he
would have bruised around in It an
made trouble. Noer landed on Mt.
Areat, but if the mewl had been in
the ark there amt no telling where
Eoer would have landed. The
chances are he would've been kilt
by the mewl, COS q mewl don't like
to be cooped up; it aint in his mater.
Mt. Areat is big bill in the Holy
Land, and there Noer turned loose
the unerkorn' an the lamb, an the
liuns roared.
If I ain't wrong, Mt. Areat wus
the place where the Profit Eliger few
up In blaze of fire. Some boys who
90 craw fishin' on Sunday call the
profit Lige. I've got d d,g named
LIge. He is brindle bull dog and
won't back down for circular saw.
Dad bought him from Jim Jones'
unkle. Jim Jones grandma is hip
shot, an wears plum colored glass
eye an shouts at camp meetin's.
Dad bought the dog to keep the mig
gers outen the water melon patch, an
it's wrong to call the profit Lige.
Bad boys amt got no respect for
profits no how. I'm the head in my
Sunday school class. Deakun Smith
owned big roam mewl, an he had
q big wart on bis leg, an Roman
nose. A man named Wilkins who
loafes around tryin' to git on kur-
riner's juries tole Deakun Smith
to pull hair outen the nevis tail,
and tie it round the wart, an it
would come off in two day. Deakun
Smith pulled the hair outen the
mewps tail. Doctor Simson ses that
Deacon Smith won't be able to pass
the contribution box for two weeks.
He was kicked through bord fence
in the stummick and fell in a was
nest bigger'n a door mat.
Dad tole Widder Spriggs that he
would rather work in q powder fack
terry than fool with a nevis tail.
Dad has handled nevis. He ses
that a mewl and a savings bank won'l
dc to trust no way you can fix it
that q mewl will let you ride him sc
years just to get a chance to fall of
q bridge with you. Never let new
with lots of white in his eye point his
tail at your head. Dad ses it aim
safe, am won't miss its aim once ir
a thousand. The best way TO hitct
a mewl to a waggun is to hire {
nigger. A mewi has 10 git up anG
dust to get away with nigger. They
are kin, somehow. The Missury
mewl is an Amerikin institushun, but
the Spanish mewl kin telescope hit
hind legs an is a perfeck tornadel
when he gets mad. You kin tame
the mild Bengoil tiger, hut keel
away from the Spanish mewl.
The cote is next to the mewl 70
meanness, an the mewl can't be beat
Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03

From the Howard Co. Advertiser. tDem)
At the beginning Of the greenback
organization in this county, some
two years ago, the Advertiser could
boast of having about one dozen and
a half greenback patrons. At the
beginning of the present year We
find this number dwindled down to
about half a dozen. This is terri.
BILE state of affairs. 1t seems as
though they were determined to
crush us, wipe US out of existence, sc
it were, by withdrawing their sub.
scriptions amounting to the enor-
nous sum of about twenty dollar,
per year. Now, suppose our Dem
cratic friends should retalate b,
Withdrawing their names from the
Greenback organ-what would be-
come of it? If this is the game, lei
the war 90 on,
Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03

A Georgia man was fishing near a
rock under which was q snakes den
the other day, when the reptile came
gliding up from foraging expedition
and was disappearing In the hole un-
der the rock, when, with q dexterous
movement, the man seized him by the
tail and threw him twenty feet away.
The snake hardly knew what had
happened and sgain essayed to enter
his domiclle in the same manner.
Again be WAS treated just as before.
Never despairing, for third time the
willy serpent approached the rock.
This time he came deliberately, as if
contemplating the situation. Arri-
wing at the mouth of the hole, be de-
liberately coiled himself up and put
out his long tongue, as il to take in
the full situation. For q while he
maintained this defensive position,
when he carefully began to nncoil, at
the same time disappearing tail FORE
most into the den, to the admiration
Of the man WHO had been amusing
himself at his expense.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03
A BROKERS ROMANCE.
A Touching Instance Of . Wife's Frugality

It's peculiarly touching incident.
We heard southern editor telling it
on an elevated train yesterday and
he was in a great hurry to get home
and put it in his paper and make an
affidavit that 1t was true. The scene
of the romance opens in G palatial res
idence in New York. A lady sits in
parlor filed with the most costly
luxuries. Diamonds as big as filberts
glitter in her ears. Lace costing SS6
per yard almost hides the color Of
her dress from sight. A clock costing
slS, 900 strikes the hour of p. N.
At this moment her husband rushes
into the house. pale, haggard, sus-
| penders broken, hat bunged up, and
his boots all mud.
"Have you-have you caught the
epizootic?' she gasps as she starts up.
30 wife! we are busted-ruined-
gone up-smashed fiat as shlngle!"
he moaned in reply.
''How?''
81 invested $75 900 in the Crooked
River Railroad at 80, and it has de-
clined to a! Jay Gould has bought
and consolidated it! We must leave
this place and all these luxuries and
works OF art and take two fourth story
rooms over in Brooklyn"
She laughed merrily and long. Had
the sudden news crazed her? He
thought it had; but he was green.
She left the room for a moment and
then returned with a pillow case
containing 100000 in greenbacks.
"Let the Crooked River Railway
crook away!" she laughed, as she
emptied the money at his feet. ''You
have given me all this money during
the past five years, few thousand
dollars at time, to bay little articles
for toilet. / have saved it up to get
me pair Of stockings for Sunday,
but cheerfully hand it over to my
good husband to set him on his pins
again. Take it. my darling, and il
: you can get whack at Jay Gould
bite him hard. and III back you with
the $4,000 1 had laid away TO send
to the heathens on Christmas !"
They embraced. All Was Joy and
peace.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03
Sara's Stockings.

On Christmas eve Sara Bernhardt
was asked ii she was going to hang
up sher stocking. The giddy girl
smiled, shook her head and answered,
in French:
I'm afraid folks will talk about
it if do"
II guess not" replied her com.
panion.
"But I'm so shy," continued
Sara, blushing, land then, you
know they wouldn't hold much.''
However, after much persuasion,
she was induced to hang up the
stocking. But where could it be
suspended?
Fortunately she was stopping at 9
five. story hotel, with winding stairs
extending from the top to bottom.
Here the stocking was suspended,
and with the stairs winding about il
like q grape vine, the effect was moi
bad.
At one O'Clock Santa Claus put II
an appearance. He noticed the stock
ing and remarked:
"Py shiminy crickets! Vas dat 6
pell cord or clothes lines?''
Upon a closer inspection he ascer
tained it was stocking, and aftel
unkering around for some time re
marked:
"Ha! perhaps she don't vas lik'
dot pretty much, but nodings can
put NIT such hoses ash dat"
He then cantered away, and Sar
awoke in the morning to find light
ning-rod in her stocking.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03
Thinner than That.

There is q rumor current on the
streets that Sara Bernhardt was
drawn into the escape pipe Of . bath
tub at the Palmer House, Chicago,
last week, and was only saved from
= terrible death by one Of her $780,
600 diamond EARRINGS, which caught
at the opening and held her head
up until assistance arrived. II il I'M
necessary to add that this story 10
| thinner than Sara herself.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03

with the blood-red stain.
There is no hope of happiness for
her, for she never can forget that this
arm has also embraced her.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03
Sour Mash whisky.

The Mexico LEDGER wants to
know on what grounds the newspa-
pers object to the advertising of
"Sour Mash Whisky" by Col. Switz-
Ter, in the Statesman. We will ell
tighten Col. White. w. F. Switzler
is the Grani Chief Templar of the l.
q. G. I. of Missouri, and should con-
form to the rules of the order. On
page SO, and 331 Of Chase's Digest of
the Laws, Decisions, Rules and
Usages of the l. o. G.. T., which is
universally accepted as the standard
authority, we find the following:
SECTION 15S. A member of this
order cannot do the printing and ad.
vertising for liquor dealers, and con.
tinue to be member in good stand.
ing, if principal, receiving the
profits of such printing.
SEC. 159. The advertising Of spir.
ituous Or malt liquors by . GOOD
Templar, in a paper under his con
troll, is violation of the obligation
and pledge.
SEC. 16l. So, also, publishing no
tices OF application for license to sell
intoxicating drinks.
hiso itftu SGCs AUG.
We hope Col. White "tumbles'' Il
the racket .and understands why it il
improper for Col. Switzler to adver
tise "Sour Mash WhisKy."-Ceutra
liza Guard.
We did not know anything abou
the rules and usages of the I. o. G.. T
Lodge, but simply thought there wa
no more harm in temperate news
paper man doing work for a salool
than a temperate merchant or an,
other temperate business man, anG
we still think so.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03
Mary's Lamb.
The following is the Chinese YER
sion of Mary and her lamb.

Was gal name Moll had lamb,
Flea all samee white snow.
Esly place Moll gal walkce,
Ba ba hoppee long too.
This is the way the Irishman uu'
derstands it:
Begorry, Mary had little shape,
And the wool was white entoirely.
An wherever Mary would sthir her sthumps
The young shape would follow her com
plately.
The German renders it thus:
Dot Mary haf got Elm leedie schepe,
Nit hair yllst like some WOOL.
Und all der place dot gal did vent.
Das schepe go like Elm fool.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03
'sFast.'' 81 -
From the Fulton Telegraph,

Gene Boulware and Noah Mic
hols can drive from Mexico to Full
ton in less s'space of periods" than
any other two young men in the
state, A few days ago they drove to
Mexico in Is minutes, and on their
return home made the most remark
able time on reoord-seven and q
talf minutes! Just think Of that and
weep bitterly. The next time they will
make the round trip 10 three seconds
When will wonders cease9
Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03

ST. LOUIS & PACIFIC.

CHICAGO & ALTON.
Train Arrives. Departs.
@' EAST.
r,,sas CITY Mail...... .l2.50p.m. l2.h p.m.
6..EEsnsss CITY Night Ey..l2.i5a.m. 12.50a.m.
~ e'.nsnyer 4 Chicago tx. l.5oa m. 1.55 ain.
WEST.
psusas City Mail...... 3.45p.m. $50 pm.
nony,r EX. .22U am 2.ZJ h.Hl.
e.'ppsnsss CITY Night En-. 3.25 am. $50 am.
w. hhas,arson CITY Accom-. IL m. 3.50p.m.
n. HENDERSON. Ticket Agent
Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03
stray Notice

TAKEN up Newton Lindsey on of ths 1911
4 towhsn,p, ~ 1881. and posted before the un
Of the ne rs ss e for os aSSa1
one roam mar, t;,a aoo stsr in the forehead SOM
hands ngs a h,nd FOOT no other brands or marx
nerceivabIe @ and appraised st the sum Rddis 81 i, an
dollars by Bradford House, Georgs gna aaI this Iii
day of Jan. 1881. l. u "a --
Mexico weekly ledger., 1881-02-03
ne MEXICO LEDGER

IsHED EVERY THURSDAY
~ WHITE, Editor and Proprietor.
n 81 SO A Y EAR
Always IN ADVANCE.
,or-rxpeRn BUILDING, Northwest Corner
0''e SQUARE, over the Post Office.
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Nearly thirty thousand in,ni,
grants arrived at Castle q arden dnr.
AZ the stormy m,nsh of March.
rnis unprecedented number gives a
orccast Of whit may be expected 1
n the mill mpnths oi u,v, June,
ani July. Lust years immigration
surpassei any on record. and yet
the Mrcb arrivals we're only lit-
lie over tweniy.one ihonsoul. We
may look FOR round bali million
before the year ends.
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Unnsnal attention it beiny n,it ,

. Unusual attention lie being paid ,u
political movements ut Washington.
Under Garfield, WHO evidently
means to be President, With all tbat
big word implies. tas quiet s2ec.a-
tor whose nerves were never shock
ed under Hayes administration.
must expect to see the political at.
mospbere charged with thunder
cI,nds aud electrified with light.
ming bolts every nov ani then, e:e
tue sunshine Of peace peryud,, lhe
country.
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Another victim TO ,richiu,p is

Another victim 30 trichiuip is re
ported in Brooklyn The victim
eat raw ham, and the death is o,e
Of the most revolving ihat can bc
ronceired of--tbe victim being eat
en- mp alive. II is time that people
learned tba. il ,hiy eat raw pork,
10 any form, i, is Mt lbs peril Of
their lives. Thorough cooking
a skes il US safe Iist rs auy other
api,nai food.
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Nsw YoRx, april ll.-issistaat
District Attorney Bell, in The Cen
eral Sessions Court to-day. called to
the bar James O'Brien, alias Robert,
or bob" Lindsay, who during ,hc
last political campaign dcposel that
hc knew II. L. Morey, tho individu-
hl to whom it was alleged President
Janet A. Garfield wrote what is
known as the "Alorey-Chi let
Tor and who subsequently confessed
that be had prejnrcd himself lie
plea Tel guilty to the Indictment for
perjury presented against him and
.'udg Cowng sent him to State
Prison for eight yeOrs.
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. Secretary Win ihS, On Monday,
ISSUED the one hlnira1 anI sc.ond
call Tor bouls, anuonting 10 $l9j.-
GOD. 100. briny thp ea';rc amount nf
81, per cent, bopiI issge uD dor tho
nets of July IL, .n. tty ist 8, 1891.
| liters,t viii stop on those Lonls on
Tue LIST of July, unless tie holders
re elasst 10 have their bonds continu :
cL during the pleasure OF the Gov
ernmeDt at 81 per cent per aanum
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1881-04-21

Tiers ars tss peo .,lo wdo ro,lise
tho great advance that has beel
made In the art of ocean telography,
or Nho have an adequate i'll - oi it's
Perfection. 4 olss 10 point is tho
C,wbrilsa Oyfprl boat race rDwei
in f.ngla5d on Friday last. Tho
National Associated Press despatch
rising the result was Transmitted ]
from TIE point OF the 6uisb 10 the
London agents Office and iled
With the Direct Cable Company,
who transmitted il to New YORK 10
tyenty' ssvsn sec inlI. rnis il
porhaps tue quickest tins over
ms.le by any cable company, and as
such is worthy OF note.
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shrewdness erd fblI.tg.

Hop Hucfs so freely advertised IN
oil the teppr-. secular I'd religious,
arr having large sale. md are hnp
planting all other medicines. There
il no denying The virtues of the Hop
plant, and the proprictors of these
Bit,efs have shown great sbrowdness
and ability in compoundiug a Bi,,crs.
whcse virtues arc 81 palpablc To every
ones observation. ErdE,iacr da
Chronicle.
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Col. Thomas 4. Scott bns re.iynal
iho Presidency OF the Taxgs na ~
Pacific Railroad. and Jay Gouit bas
,een elected President 10 saccsaI
Jolonel Scott. jay 1oulj has par
;hased afr. Scott's entire interest 10
he Texas nnd Pacific, aino latiug to
about 100000.
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The prnblem Of rapid "a

The problem OF rapid railway
trausit in thi, country has certainly
been solved when an average spoed!
OF ons milo minute is made FOR the
entire distance between New York
aud philalslphia. Probably, how
ever. II tia average American citizen.
who is content with nothing less
than the speed Of the wiod Nhen on
the rail, would take scat in tue
cab OF ''icDg legged No. l0.' run
nlng bstweea Philadelphia and New
York, he wonld 10 Thoroughly carod
Of bis insane desire to "rushn before
be had made lap Of ten miles. The
quiet words Of the cool .headed man
~ The lever. ~ do not like such
sspid riding ought to have a
o>rsina Significance, but they will
~ Yhs hot beaded travaIsr do
ede ~liehlpins trsins.' and the
~ eeopaaiss. u forcing the
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TIE SUNBEAW.

d larye, sptVs, is,ep'unn msn.Lly, contain.
ing int'rnsiinx rasii1 tf1r fvGIv tEt,ss ~
TIL, FNNity VIII bs mtilpi - 1ny address fJr
UNE DOLLAR year, pOstusid, anJ
YOUR CHOICE
nf tho '1'lovlTf n'atlg.bpI1i t.iith) bitks,
whtcn will nl-o b. ssnt pJst paid
Adventures 81 hon Qlitr,e. Ivauhno.
UT'dt Tom BTOaIu Ruyhy. Romn'R.
X kniskorbrskcr. LisI 2f tho NohtcNas.
Last ii,vs of fahpsii Amor patriDtis.I.
Decisive nl'tl.s ~ tho World Nl,et's WIS.
Amerlc rhtripfis UUnIc mist. OF q y .
Pilgrims Nr gross. Attbitn Sixhts
Robinson CraHa Muuchfrscn n Nhlliycr.
10 bbpk "t Fnhles Il .rl IN lur~Titri.
w WIrk- Oi Dana, Tue Liglt NJ Asa.
uomer's III u. Hon = Jiyssoy.
Nilto1's .hnria.' Pin;icd $ ,rS..
lrvins's = rtSI 30 ii. Itsl itaIy t.eN'n.
Lilo and Wur li0f Barist. Spi,th's Blpie ulry
Tho th"ico cf Rrbk' Tho Koran.
Stirie'a Il bIiiId' Tor YDlng fSl,s.
Write 1'ir s!ir''' yi,iily. AM no ~ NJ lf
paper sni p7' m,hn 'r. ~, r,c,iss pro np;iy.
Adde'S. ~ SAHAM run, 90,
B'A rs. i,s h,i, C'n1.
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AUDITORS NOTICE.

III The snr,ier Of NE as. Ia he Court Of
siyaed Eo'aie of H. Comnou Pleas
bniiam Kioese. Of sayder Co.
ViIE undersigned Auditor appoint
I 81 by the said Oturt tnhistributa tho fun ia
ln tue hsnis oi Hsnry kria.s Assignee fur
the tenent Of creditors OF Abraham Krouso.
Will at fur tas purDpss Of his appointmeat At
thn nitiec OF &. j. Smith. Esq IN tho iiYr0ngh
1881. At . o'clock A. NJ. at which time aud
place AL psrsong having claims are requested
10 present. than duly authenticated, or be do
JACOB uILBERr.
AprIiT. 1851. Auditor.
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After all n gentle purgative ia the
best means OF curing headache, liver
complaint, biliousness, Sc. Use ''Scl
lers' Liver Pills"
April 2i, 81. iw
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Tue grand Old R-piblicep plrty
sas never ia n buaiiaior clnl,,i ~
han it is 10 day.
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The Bradford Era says: "iGscn
blymln Fannce uttered u truthful
sentiment shea he statol il tho
Honse Lh,, to 30 in c1r.cmn, Of
this Legish!nrs w11Ii not injn:1
lin with his constituents. hat rather
I've regarded TO his honor. II The
Legislature continna 10 waste tho
time Of tho people in ihoir cT,rt to
punish Attorney General P,l.nar for
his decision, it will soon 10 hannatIi
the contempt Of Nil hana.t y coplo."
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The London Twsa cirresp r1,nt
ut Ohio, The isllul IN tha 70 soau
sea where tho oar,hq nEs recently
o"curfel, s,a'e ed that he hIs visited
the soniheasteru part Of tho isllnl
aud nud Ncnit. town of l2.000
lab tbi,ants, aal tho village IT MDl
as'er, F.rina3 and l'hiltte, mlsses
OF ruins Not sinGls honso has
escaped. Eng'ish npl Auerictn
phyeicians arc assisting tho survi-
vors. Since tho frat shock several
more have occurred. Ca B,ulav u
yiuleut rhock, lasting funr seconds.
can 'ed tie falling of houses on all
sides
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''"iiay sells for iwcniy~eiS dol.
lara per ton in l.uzerne cOanty, and
Is IA good demand.
80. .Siocs the appearance ot small
nux Ia Piitsbnrl 2l,)0J persons
have heon sac,ina'el.
...in many OF Ia, ilil4 Of the
eastern counties prisoners mahe
large quantities Of cigars.
There bus lately been an in
orensn OF wages to mechanics H.
pi,tsburg aud Allegheny City.
... \ car load Of vials and bot.
tles arc sent to Cdic1g1 cvory week
from Rocheeter, Beaver county.
-. Dogs run deor up in Cambria
county a dead doe was found in
the creek near Portage fow days
ngU.
-. Herman Rcsdy, Of Wollsbo
70, gccil1It,lly saot hins,li ia at
tempting TO Cross fence With a
loaded gun.
80. There will bo au unusually
largo drop of potatoes plan:ed this
year in ths eastern counties, aal of
u nu'6ber Of new varieties.
There are two spinning
wheels in Nnacy which we're run
when Thomas Jefferson was writ
ing tao dscliratijn OF iuleplnl-
once.
....A champion lager beer drink
er, in Lewistown, packs away on an
average two glasses every hour that
be ia awake, but they ara ponies.
go. Seven hundred RATS were
run into Lock Haven in tho month
Of March, which soil at prices rang
ing from fourteen 30 twenty ceuts,
rs TO qunlIiy.
go. There will be hnnlrels Of
biiigers built in paunsylvania this
vtar, mnby to rop!nce those destroy
ed 10y late foods. aud Others to re.
place tLosc woln ont.
E. IN pri.s of Snlliyan NH
Tioga equities cats nrn charged with
being the me iin'n uf spreading G cjn-
tag;ous diselsea, fev"rs, s,nallpok
etc. the consequence OF which 10 u
war OF extermiuliJn Ou tho H.
limos.
80. Ellen Fasry. NJ Inmate Of tha |
schuyihili county jsl, pr0c'ai.ueI !
hor pitprso - STIR o efs',f t.
derlli, las oi flr i've days, thsn ask. !
od for u meal aDd crrii Mt b. !
iurui,hei with suil!cien, 10 satriy ]
hor.
....iowa's butter ani c'Ieaso pro |
duo, last year @as worth $1,000, !
$50.
"'' Bismarck says he will hold
Office untli he dies. uo must be AZ
Ohio man.
....i New Hampshire aoman
has preserved ps,t q! bur wedding
cafe ioi;y -uiue years.
....A Maine woman has mad,
contract vita ,ip,ton ir.n 10 sup-
ply lj,00J dozJu pairs oi nit,
tens.
....in Arkansas girl refused to
marry her lover uollss be preform-
ed some heroic deol. ua cloped |
with her mother.
Princess Louise was 33 years
old last week This il tue penalty !
OF b ias historical pr'on.ya
None Of her schoolmates are ever
%.
Seven resi,lcuts of Rutland. !
Vermont, have b,cn taking lessons
in draw poker, the instructor being
a professional gambler and the cost
S3,17!.
....A gypsy horse trader, on see
ing Nani >. without knowing her,
offered 10 take her aui go for the
beast ho WAS riding, aud couii not
DO induced TO d1 better. Tue great
trotter is not handsome.
Tho exodus from New
Brunswick is - great that tue
Clergy have t,kon u stand against it,
aud are appealing to tho people to
stay where they ars bat the argu-.
ments usel arc usl.her stson5 uor
elective.
... The Snowshoe railroad, in
Ctutrs county, has finally beeu
transferred 10 tho Pennsylvania
ruilroad company.
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salt Rheum for seventeen years
Helpless for eight years. Unahio to
walk. G1t about OH hands and knees.
Hcad fncc. neck. arms aud less co,or,
cd. Cured 10y Cut,cnra Remc'lics.
VIII lHcDonall, 2542 Dearborn street
Chicago.
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The lrial of lhe R1s.ian n.sn.ains /

Tue trial Of the Russian assassins
OF ibe Gar was Concluded on Satur-
dag. Tnry vera all fpnni guilty
nrA reuteucoi to be lung. There
nrc six priepners Kibrlischiiisoh,
tho bomDnnkar; Ros'ak ,fI who
throw tho Il 81 bomb NckailuT aud
IrliahoT ohi.f olnsmr,tnrs,. Hss4y
!Ieliuana. Who kept ,bo con pin
'urs' lodging hansa. and sophie
PiclTnsky, ~ho pigiisipl.st in tha
urcpiritiII " tha 4 irchw nine.
hnl IN ihs mur ler 1f tle Gar. Her
scnteuce viii BE- sib nit,al to tho
Car for contirma.iDn, be5auso she
is OF npblo birth.