, 1881-11-12

SsA9G %A0tE - SOulttulLE< IeE) 8uQ UlRlQuauI 1T
the base that cannot be overlooked. Our hither-
!" TO es1Sensd cscrnn friend Is S3 years DID,
Of scarcely 3. Our whole soul reyolts Mt
such union, rhe more SO that she has already
fall into the hands OF the Dryads, who in 1ny
opinion, arr: very indecent people. wearing no
clothes and living In trees. Thus we obliged.
sons yacht ana hnsling- alley ma cut down his
ineolne To ..:so0, n,O0U n year. which will not
even keep him in professional beauties. 1lav-
Ing been brought up frn@ally and being II SINGH
3ar!y careful young naan IN this emergency, he
will rattle OF his tandem ttickcts two Tor quar-
rer-absuEdly cheap and within the reach Of
every 1nni. woman, and child in the kinKlom),
beautiful young friends, Mrs: Ltly~rhroat's,
my loyal subjects. will save his tender family
from penury. Knowing how you will synpA-
1hize with u ln our royal griet,wo have levied
tax vi s. additional per cent on each fairy In
our dou,inions. And we announce as our royal
conclusion that we will cut the baroness Sam
nier-Squash dead whenever she ventures into
Secondly continues her Majesty "our
subjects adjoining us are giving Us consider1a-
bic trouble We simply ignore tuetn. They
have hair on thcls tonKt.cs AMI they drink rn1l.
ssiways bo pleased to have them turned from
tbctr exceedingly sotied douciles. And nny of
you who are enerseic might st most t. Of the %
iarly pleased to bear OF the aged won'-
en-. and tho newborn infants ,1't:l,,E being
o9''seah % hc TO Sxndu oef skv or IN the
81 sort and nd spotiess % erine oi the It
hardens them physically and sottens the'l pug-
line for them. hut rs for ourselves. we ignore
them; [App!ause:] le .o,-ess u Garter.
Thcntre next week. She Is gifted with fell
fascinuuon and deadly grace and sorcery.
She nus done much for charity. nnd IS extremely
ccomp!ished. HUT she is 4 most abandoned
creature Although she Is not " years Of are YET,
she hs rs seventeen e.'ors cn s vr1s
oursclf, we expect virtue in all cases. and viz
1ue will hive CT know the reason why, and SO
50 we shall uoI counteuance her ut our drAwins-
rooms but we shall 70 and seu her net Tonight
Sue appears Us :: The Mad Owl. OF n s,eeplechase
il, II Gruy..yard.' AMI we wouldn't miss 1t for
anything" prolonged apptanse.1
:: Fnur1hly,. = auo tho Oueens voice sank TO II
deep bass. 'une of subjects has been guilty
Of uncentlema,.ir and d'1npnruaentary conduct;
Lord LurlS-Toppe has repeatedly put bent pins
in the iiuyAl cushions Of our Majestic chnir anu
he has bcon seen t}ylng little red t'alloons from
the hose- tops, and oncenc tied himself to Chi
nese kite and WIS .ndeavoring 10 peep into OUT
chamber windows when the string hr''ke anu nc
neral will takc place 1t o clock this afternoon:
his twin, by different Parents, Mr.. Echo: Hu!
tho f,ttniy are Invited to attend. -
The Queen paused and lookcd Mt her lily PEN
siveiy. .Oscnrdolustrutn. is that MI? I'm get,
ting t:red.' she asked OF tue Prime Minister, a,d
| hr handed her un als., and the Of sallow
youur men fairies sigrcd accp.y and looked as
| ii the green pu,nes-b,,t this Is 4 dlEression
| The Queen dropped percepttbly- 1--WE VII!
! close the session by reading lew roI1arks OF
| cur beloved and tnarveousiy- endowed Oscardo-
| lustrum. They nre very very, and will thrill
| you, we know, with tho precious exhalau uous
| that always emailate from Il ge1:sns !lEe tnis
| II sou have souls make use of them, for you
| will never have more urgent need:
| 4 CHASSUN.
| Down where the gt,oul-taun1ed river twists.
| tsoak luy heau In icc:cod tcal
| Where the lcwbsOwod ogre untotnts MS WElsls,
| {FinnI stuffed k!ttef. over 1ue}
| kiiteus arc touched witt, the Hight divine
| Of q mystical chFtsM and suu1-klssed wine.
| Out on the enge Of the dolorous sen
% he si sfas oF ,se
t;lhbGrlnx over the beetles shoath.
Stones and onions make worthy bread
,ltiunt snakes :GnE over my Aeadj
Sun dotn the rlnk-doye mourn big mate
! In the rnlidenej orchard I'LL night loux'
And The Ffav owl snbs !ow: :s s.!d i,:.o; so2x'
Three vevet bulldogs moan Glo"f
| There were heavy sobs throughout the assem-
bly room a. the Que:n's trembling VOICE cch5cd-
! Every head WAS brnt. ans there wasn ! Dry eye
il, ths audience. The row. ot young ucu was SO
! overcome thai they were carr:ed away on tittcfs.
| and the Mtitls of Hnnnr lay III Il heap On tho
| Hour. The Prime Minister hut swoonc'1 ncross
lifted him in by the seat OF hsthat is assisted
him up: grabbed up her train. sctt1rd the Gus
] pjtor which Il young man fairy had aDset1-
| lniulediy Wreathed with stintttWers 1AuutllS OIL
/ her bangs. lns, taking the +. ". W Tho ear.
walked Oft, only pausiu: to say. - II! expect you
;,l ut S clock teu. In the psacUck-roonl; IL you
value your heads you'd better be on hanu' nnd
| tiu:l', ,.u forget it! ,z..
| 4 moment later there WASH 1alry lett On