Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

Musical instruments which fit {,
gether-"horn" and "(d)rum." ."-Coul
ier.
"Nou call that good song?" sal
Harry; sit seems to me that it's a rec
ular malaria. Modem Argo.
Alice Dunning Lingard is in Cali
tornia. The beautiful Alice has lingar
in foreign ports long cnough.-Th
Score.
a Song in Gold" is the latest agony
The fact that it contains no false note
will not be bar to its proving a STAY
ing success. All it needs is time
Hackensack Republican.
That was sound advice the ban,
leader gave to the boy when he tolC
him to drum little louder.-Somer
vile journal. Didn't know as il wa,
necessary to tell a boy to make more
noise.
Blind Tom plays 1000 pieces o
music by car.--Thc Score. Should
think his car would get tired.--St
Louis Hornet. Surely YOU don't think
that Blind Toms car i wheel that i,
should be tired do you;
We know of certain theatrical ad.
vance agent, who ought to have NAM
moth air pump attached TO him for a
month, and run at full speed, Just TO
see If 1t would draw the sclf.conccit
and ignorance out Of him.
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The Lone Hand Galop," is the
name Of a new piece Of music. The
composer ought to make a march on il.
.--Des Moines Mail. IF it is good it
ought to be easily playcd.-The Score.
And each person ought to be able to 90
it alone.
\ colorcd mau who has been run
nlnG an account with Macon mcr.
chant told him the other day that he
would not be able to pay him any.
thing this fall, but by the way of con.
ISOLATION, assured him that he didn't
intend to quit trading with him.
Macon Telegraph.
4 sorenader was shot at the other
night in Indiana. He was pouring out
Sweet Spirit, hear my Prayer" and
the old man poured into him charge
OF shot, thinking he was q burglar
saving out door panel. Justice some
times adopts very mysterious ways to
accomplish her cnds.-Syracusc Times.
Charlie, have you got hooked
nose p Yes, darling he answered,
smiling. Pm afraid it is a little LA,
bic to that criticism" "Well. | never
should have noticed it," she added. in.
dignantly, 'if that horrid Sprigg girl
across tho way hadn't told me to ask
You if YOU wouldn't like to sell it for n
siphon. .'--Brooklyn Eagle.
A pcddler was Offering a clock, finely
vanished and colored, with a looking
glas. in front, to certain lady not re-
for her personal beauty.
Why, It Is beautiful said the vender.
Beautiful, indeed look at it almost
frightens me-" said the lady. "Then
marm,' replied Johnathan, 81 guess
you d better take one that amt got no
looking glass. "-Ex.
A recently elected deputy, who has
not had much cause to be grateful to
the press from the geographic point of
view, cxclaims, "Yes, the press, 1t is
responsible for great deal of evil, es-
'ecIaliy certain penny papers which
ire spread abroad among the masses,
md fall into the hands of thousands of
people who do not know how to read
'r write.-From the French.
What would you do if YOU were |
md | were you" tenderly inquired
'oung swell of his lady friend as he
scorted her home from church.
Wei" said she, "if l were you |
would throw away that vile cigarette,
MT up my cane for frewood, wear my
Satch-chain under my coat, and stay
t home nights and pray for brains
1awkeye.
When Minnie was two years old she
sked for some water one night. When
was brought she said: "Papa, can't ,
on gel me some fresh water, this tastes
little whitheredW Her little sister
'elle has been accustomed TO light
/ the room, and she walked in great
crying, "NIe can't see, Aunt n
Jessie my eyes are all blowcd out" |
-Ex. I
Miss Alta Pease, the contralio en- =
aged for the Kellogg Concert Com . .
any, is experiencing some difficulty in = =
citing away from Boston, The church ;, =
! which she has been singing refuses 7, 7,
, release her from her contract while, D .
n the other hand, Maj. Pond refuses :
, allow her to cancel the contract with
i'm, and they both say with Gen. :,
irant) Let us have Pease,"-The at
core. T.,
In the forenoon Of life q man has an "
lea that il would take a mighty big te
nurch 10 hold bis friends, if they 81