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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-09-10
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The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15

The leading Scientists Of to-day agree that
most diseases are caused by disordered Kid
neys or Liver. II, therefore the Kidneys and
Liver are kept in pert ct order, perfect
health will be the result truth has
only been known for short tiEae and for
years people have suffered greatagony with
out being able to fiud relief. The discovery
of Warmers Safe Kidney ano Liver cure
marks q new era in the treatment of these
troubles Made from simple trop cal leaf OF
rare value, 1t contains just the elements me-
cessary to n0urish and invigorate both of
these great organs, ard safely restore and
keep them in order. 1t Is Positive Remedy
for all diseases that cause pains in the lower
part of the body, for torpid Liver, Headache,
Iaundice. Dizziness. Gravel. Fever, Agne,
Malarial Fever, and all difficulties the
Kidneys, Liver and Urinary organs.
1t is an excellent and safe remedy for fe-
males during pregnancy, II will CONT oil
Menstruation and Is invaluable for Leucor-
rhaa or Falling of the Womb.
AS Blood Purifier It is unequalled, for 1t
cures the organs that make the blood.
Read the Record
at saved my life."-E. B. Lokely, Selma Ala.
ut is the remedy that will cure the me3y
diseases peculiar to woman" = Mothers
Magazine.
1T has passed severe tests and won en-
dorsements from some of the highest medi.
cal talent in the country."-N. r World.
mo remedy heretofore discovered can be
held for one moment in comparison with
it."-Reu. G. a. Hdruey, D. ID /, Washington D. C
This Remedy, which aas done such won.
ders, is put up in the LARGEST SIZED BOTTLE
of anv medicine upon the market, and Il
per bottle. For Diabetes. enquire for War
ner's Safe Diabetes Cure. 1t is positive remedy
H. q. WARNER, Rochester, N. y.
June6-S1 BY.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15
Ais not gold that glittsrs.

Mrs. Minnie Unban, Of Paterson
imagines that the whole neighborhood
10 full Of witches, who are continually
totmenting her. She thinks that al
her neighbors are sspossessed" and
ought to be killed. As her mania
has assumed q dangerous phase she
was on Monday sent to the Passaic
County Insane Asylum
There were 1876 members Of the
First New Jersey Cavalry at the re-
union at Chalfonte, Cape May, on
Thursday. A splendid gold medal
was presented to Colonel Karge, the
old Colonel Of the regiment, and at
his request, it was agreed to hold the
next meeting Of the regiment at
Princeton.
The Prohibitionists Of Camden
come up bright and smiling again,
and have nominated the indomitable
Rudolphus Bingham for Senator,
and Joseph L. Thackara for Sheriff.
3. L. Daugherty, E. Thompson and
s. w. Michaels are also put up for
Coroners; but Surrogate Brown is
left to 90 it alone, ON the suspicion
that he is q temperance man.
A fire has been burning about a
week in q swamp near Haleysville
station, Cumberland county. 1t has
burned the roots of large trees and
they have fallen in winrows all through
the swamp. They have commenced
ditching around il to prevent 1t frsm
Spreading any further.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15
ABOUT ADVERTISING. = If you
have goods to sell, advertise.

ABOUT ADVERTISING = If you
have goods to sell, advertise.
Hire a man with lampblack kettle
and brush to paint your name and
number on all the railroad fences.
The cars go whizzing by SO fast that
no one can read them, to be sure, but
perhaps the obliging condus.or would
stop the train to accommodate an in.
quisitive passenger.
Remember the fences by the road
side as we'll. Nothing iSlb attractive
to the passerby as well painted sign:
"Millington's medical mixture for
mumps"
Have your card in the hotel regis
ter by all means. Strangers stopping
at the hotel for night generally buy
cigar or two before they leave town,
and they need some inspiriting liter
airy food besides
If an advertising agent wants your
business advertised in fancy frame
at the depot, pay him about 200 per
cent. more than it is worth, and let
him put it there. When a man has
three.q uarters Of second in which to
c,tch the train, he invariably stops to
read depot advertisements, and your
card might catch his eye
OF course the street thermometer
dodge is excellent. When q mans
fingers or ears are freezing, or be is
putting and "phewing" at the heat, is
the time above oil others when he
reads an advertisement.
Print 10 the BLACKLIST ink a spraw-
ling card on all your wrapping paper.
Ladies returning from shopping
tour like to be made walking bulletins,
and if the ink rubs off and spoils some
oftheir tinery, no matter. They never
viii stop at your store again.
Don't fail to advertise in every cir
Gus programme. It will help the cir
Gus to pay its bills, and visitors can
relieve the tedium Of the clowns jokes
BY looking over your interesting re.
marks about "twenty per cent. below
cost" etc.
A boy with big placard on pole
is an interesting object on the street,
and lends dignifsd air to your es-
Enlistment. Hire about two. =
Patronize every agent who shows
you an advertising tablet, card, di-
rectory, dictionary or even an adver-
Using Bible if one is offered at a
reasonable price, The man must
make living.
But don't think Of advertising in a
well.established, legitimate newspaper.
Not for . moment. Your advertise
ment would be nicely printed and
would find its way into all the thrifty
households Of the region, where the
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15

When q New Orleans man wanted
his picture in . heroic attitude, the
artist painted him in the act Of refus-
ing . drink.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15

One clam does not make a ohowder.
But very frequently that is about all
you get in it, all the same.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15

"Every Little helps said Mr.. Lit
Tie, when Mrs. L. presented him with
twins.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15
bUChS' REhDY- PAINT |

After 26 years experience in the business,
pronounce Lucas Paint superior to any have
that 1t viii not chalk, crack or peal off. This
paint is acknowledged to be unequalled. 1
guarantee all work done with it to give salts
faction. r. L. NIXON.
Nav 81 1880
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15

Never mind your coarse skin If you
have fine business.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15
PPINCOTTs DYSPEPSIA TONG,

IPPINCOTT'S DYSPEPSIA TONIC.
IL An effectual remedy for Dyspepsia Indi-
gestion. Sour stomach, Dizziness. Liver Com
plant, Jaundice, Nervous Debility, and all dis
eases arising from disordered Stomach OF
Liver Prepared only by j. P. LIPPINCOTT
Mount Holly, Burlington County, N. ]. Sold
everywhere. One Dollar per bottle.
Lippincott's Cough Syrup cures Coughs
Colds Group, Hoarseness and Sore Throat
Purely vegetable, pleasant to the taste, and q
safe remedy for children. Sold everywhere
Fifty cents q bottle.
July 8, l879-1y.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15

HRONKs EXPRESS,
~ between Mount Holly and Philadelphia.
Philadelphia office No. IA Market street.
Mount Holly Offices Regan's hotel. Butter
wortn's hotel and residence, White St., Mount
Holly. All orders left at the above places will
recefve prompt attention.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15

For the Kidnsva, Liver and Urinary Organs.
use nothing but Warmers Safe Kidnev and
Liver Cure. IT stands U'lriuaued. Thousands
&f.25 per bottle. HzrWe offer "Warner IS
Safe Tonic Bitters" with equal confidence
h. Il. WARNER B CO., Rochester. NY
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15
GEM COTTAGE,
Corner Of Beach and Surf Avenues,
OCEAN GROVE, N. J.

open for guests from June LIST until Octo-
Der LIST. Pleasantly situated near bathing
grounds and lake, with fine ocean view
nom the house. Rooms may be eng
and TERMS ascertained by calling on, or
.:lMiss HATTIE L. BOWER. Prep.
Ocean Grove, j.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15


The pnrest and Best Medicine ever Made.
Aces Illumination OF Hops, Ruchu, Nam
dfakE o and Dandeiion, with all the hest and
most ura tive properties Of all other Bitters,
max Is .he greatest Blood Purifier. Liver
RogulN ator, and Iife and Health Restoring
Agent on sszzzzEsa;zzzEuz earth.
No disease y an possibly long exist where Hop
i..leisare usA so varied aud perfect are their
oi'esntions.zM
gnsy give aewl 70 aaa gs:so.hsa ssi and narm.
10 all whcso eAmployinents cause irregulari-
IS Of tiln iiowesorV urinary organs. who re-
quire m ArpetizorA Tonic and mild Stnulnnt,
iiop lhttcrr are inyai liable, without intox-
icating. mnmA
30 nntter rhat your Re siings or symptoms
efc ~llnt tile disease or All Venb is use Hon Iit
tcrs. Dont wait uEtll YOU N re sick but IL vou
only feel bad or miserable II use them at once.
IL insy SAYS yonr iife.It hasW aved hundreds.
$500 will heiaId for q ca se they win ma.
cure or help. Io not suffer a orlet your friends
suffer,hut use mud urge themN to use Non q
Remember Hop Bitters 10 nov vile, dr,lgRsd
drunken nostf1inl. but the purest and Hest
Medicine ever made the ssiNvArIps FHfEnD
and hOPk" and 10 person or fa,n,tvN
should he without them. 10y
= 1. IL All absolute and Irresistible curs II
iUfilfg1iikelliieks, use Of opium. tobacco ana
.ercotcs All sold by druwRiste e.r1
ireniar Hop HiiteFs Mfg. Ca,
81 rferSY and Toronto. Ont ~
~sd$HSsAsz
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15

Its virtues are unquestionable and its cur
alive character absolute. as the writer can
personally testify. both from experience and
observation. Among the many readers of
country, it is probable that numbers are ar
fiicted with deafness, and to such it may be
said: Write at once to Haylock & Co, No.
Z Dey street, New York, enclosing 81, and
you will receive In return remedy that
will enable you to hear like anybody else,
and whose curative effects will be permanent
You will never regret doing so.-Editor OF
Mercantile Review. Jy21-s1.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15
PAIRS FOR THE MILLION,
FOO cHoo's BALsAM OF SHARKS OIL

Positively Restores the hearing and is the on.
ly absolute cure for Deafness known.
Inis Oh is extracted from aspecies OF small
White Shark caught in the Yellow Sea, and
known as Carcharodon Rondeletti. Every
Chinese fisherman knows it. Its virtues as
q restorative of hearing were discovered by
Buddhist Priest about the year l4l0. Its
cures were so numerous and and many SO
seemingly miraculous that the remedy was
officially proclaimed over the entire empire.
Its use became SO universal that for over 900
years no deafness has existed among the
Chinese people: Sent charges pre- paid, 10
by HAYLOCK & co, z Dey St., New York.
Sole agents for America.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15
MENDELSSHON PIANO COMPANY
VIII make
PIANOS AND ORGANS
$3.50 Square Grand Piano for only 1915.

III IL agraes patent
which
a.
N Boo only
dnon
sold
u In
which
walnut sd with choice and entirely
depth brIancy quality Beautiful
all
bogus
Fully
Catalogue
81 M
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15

Mothers, Wives, Daughters, Sons, Fathers,
Ministers. Teaohsfs, Business Men, Farmers.
Mechanics, ALL should be warned against
using and introducing into their HOMES
Nostrums and Alcoholic Remedies. Have
no such prejudice against or fear OF, War
they are claimed to be--harmless as milk,
and contain only medicinal virtues. Extract
Of Choice Vegetables only. They do not belong
to that class known as "Cure-Alls," but only
originates in debilitated frames and impure
blood. A perfect Curing and Summer Medi-
cine.
A Thorough Blood Purifier. A Tonic Appetizer
Pleasant to the taste. invigorating to the
body. The most eminent physicians recon-
mend them for their Curative Properties.
Once used, dls0cgs preferred.
aT TRY THEM. ga
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15
GEORGE W. CURTIS.
Manufacturer of
RAG CARPETS,
At the old stand,
mamru amman rrarrum u0r 7 v

Adjoining Marble Yard.
All work warranted as represented and l
will guarantee satisfaction in every case.
Highest prices given for carpet rags. Also
umbrellas repaired. Your patronage is so
cited. GEORGE w. CURTIS
MAY 5-6-IS.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-09-15

Done promptly and in a satisfactory manner
None but good workmen employed Also
agent in Mount Holly for
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1881-07-14
4 Bald. Headed Swinile.

There are two mad men in Milwar-
kee One is bal i-headed man and the
other is druggist. The bald man told
doctor that his hair was falling out,
and asked him if he didn't know some
thing that would stop it. The doctor
said he would fix him, so he wrote out
a prescription, which was follows:
.hiori re OF SODIUM o..
Shake well and rub en- the scalp every
morning.
The bald man went to a druggist and
had the prescription put up, paving
one dollar for it. He asked the drug
gist if it WASH: little high. but felt
ashamed when the druggist asked him
ii he knew how much aqua pura cost a
gallon. He said he didn't but supposed
it came high. The druggist told him
that aqua pura was one of the most
penetrating drugs in the store, and as
for chlor de of sodium. there was moth
ing like it. and the war in Peru had
sent it up kit ne. He said if the trouble
in Chill kept on there was no knowing
how high it would be. The bald man
used the medicine. and felt as though
it was doing him good. His wife
noticed little new hairs coming out.
and he felt good. SO when the stuff was
gone he too1 the bottle To the store and
had it Ill ed again.
The chap who iilled it this time was
another chap. and when the bald head
ed man tire Y down dollar the drug
ger said: ''Oh, never mind. we won't
charge YOU an thing Tor that" The
bald man asked how that was, when
the druyeer said: why, it's only salt
and waller. anyway. The salt is only
two cents a pound, and the water is
pretty cheap this year" The bald man
gave one gasp and said Il paid one
dollar for filling that bottle before. and
| want my money back. It's Il bald
healed swindle. l thought that Peru
Wan story didn't look plausible" The
druggist gave the man a box of cigars
TO keep still about it.--niLUaabee San
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1881-07-14

the practice is spreading with great
rapidity. and that the law will soon
have to be invoked TO check it by heavy
fines or other penalties. The new
treaty will have no sensible eject upon
the importation OF opium into this coun-
try, as the duties are low in British
Columbia and Mexico. and the work of
smuggling it over the border will not
be difficult. As Chinese merchant
said Il few days ago in speaking of the
drug: 1.-The Chinese will get it if it's
on top of the earth. You might as well
try to stop your Nation from smoking
cigars or drinking liquor. Cor. " Y.
1JtIufle
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1881-07-14
To Young houSekeepers.

All young housekeepers should learn
as soon rs possible how to prepare
dishes Tor dessert which can be made
on very short notice, that theg may not
be annoyed in the event 81 unexpected
company 10 dinner In summer fruit
answers every purpose, but at other
seasons, and particularly if the first
course is not very elaborate, she will
need TO have something more substan-
tial. A delicious pudding can be made
in Il few minutes b. taking one pint of
milk and stir NJ into it half cupful
of cassava, half cupful of cocoanut,
two eggs. n little butter. salt and sugar
to taste; flavor with vanilla Cook this
as YOU would boiled custard. When
cooked and put in the dish in which it
is to be served, pour over the top the
white of one egg beaten to a still roth,
with a tablespoonful OF pulverized sugar
added. Set II in the oven Tor Il short
time To brown. Til may tie eaten
warm or cold. with Jelly or preserves or
without. Another dish VIII CHI is easily
made and which is economical as well
as paiatable, is to take slices OF cake
which are little dry and pour over
them while hot some boiled custard;
cover the dish quickly. and the hot Gus
tard will steam the cake sufficiently.
Ra sin cake steamed and served with
some pudding sauce is good. Velvet
cream. TO be eaten with cake is made
in this way: Beat the whites of four
eggs to. stiff froth; add two table
spoonfuls of sugar. two tablespoonful OF
currant jelly, two tablespoonfuis of
raspberry jam; beat all well together;
cream NAV be added or not. as you
choose. Oranges cut up, with sugar
and grated cocoauut sprinkled over
them are also nice with cake
change.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1881-07-14
THE BOSTON LADIES' DEPOSIT.


The trick. it is TO be noted. is not a
new one. but has been played success
fully at least once within the past twen-
ty-tive years IN each of the countries of
France. Italy and Bavaria. Its late st
European form. the .'Dachau Bank OF
aneN actress. Adele Spitzeder. which was
operated in Munich from 1869 to 1872.
and by which the Bavarians were cheat
ed out OF millions OF dollars, is intrin-
s.cally the most interesting of these
swrndles. and is specially 50 to us be-
cause it had so MANY points in common
with the Ladies Deposit OF Boston No
one Indeed. who has siudied the stories
OF the two together can donbt that in
some way OF other. directly or indirect
ly, Frau Elm Spitzedcr's plan was
the inspiration ard model of
Mrs. Howes. Both opened banks
OF deposit. promised preposterous
returns of interest, and success
fully invited loans of money from
the public. Neither had any pecuniary
capital. or offered any security. the sole
and sufficient reliance of each being
upon her own impudeEce aud the COM
bned cupidity and credulity OF her Gus
toners. Zach made friends by piav-
ing the Lady Eountilul upon occasion.
had n mixed party OF gulls aud knaves
committed 10 her cause, drew herself
out OF poverty and into luxurious COM
fort BY means of her bank. ended her
career in prison. and left assets enough
behind her TO pay her creditors diyi-
dend OF about I'VE per cent The alb
solnto essentials 10 long cont nned sue
cess. as each swindler know. were the
prompt payment OF the ridiculous rate
of silpu aied interest. and the prompt
punishment in depositor OF any want
OF faith by a return OF her principal and
haue hty refusal ever to resume bust
ness relations with her This latter
operation. a very shrewd kind of moral
''buildOz NJ. - Mrs Howe and her assist
ants used 10 perform magnihcentlv and
with great effect. Each counted with
certainty upon q very rare withdrawal
OF principal. so long as the eNtraorili-
nary interest was paid and the custom
or 5 confidence was unshaken Many
persCns-an the writer admits to be-
ing onc-at ursi found a little difficulty
in understanding how such concern
coaldpay twents-iour per cent u month
quarterly IN advance, even for couple
of years, without investing It's funds or
receiving help iron without. But the
explanation is really quite simple when
once the popular faith begins to be es-
iablished in such a bank. the principal
flows in for some time in IN ever-in-
creasing stream. and Tor OUT a long pc
rod there is more than enough money
always on hand 10 meet the ciirreat de- Z
mand FOR interest, and leav,, the oper- (
itor handsome margin for silks. Jew
,lrs, hot-houSe flowers. and all other I
proper living expenses although, of |
course, At every moment the concern is |
n iact utterly inSO.vent. In the case
II the Ladies Deposit some OF the hg-
lres already given Illustrate this well
nough; the number vi depositors in
$50 was I've times Is great a in 1879.
ND the receipts .ioln The first quarter
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1881-07-14

Many Of .he Italian workmen on
the new railroad Mt Cornwall on the
Hudson are suspended from ropes down
the steep banks OF the river. and work
in MD air. The banks are so steep
that the work can only be carried on in
that manner.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1881-07-14
THE FEEBLE-MINDED TENDER
FOUT.

F'OOT.

MONTH THE Fiitsr--jUSE-
Iam arish!ng Tenicrfoot.
In laying for clatn.
Can any al yUu IA tiers put
4 FELLOW on 5sTs- -anes
] ain I boz. ! don vast much
A Thousand 10 tue ton, or such
NoNTH THE sECOND-JULY-
lam a peaceful Trndsrfoot,
I'm look ing for "A ciRfs,.s
To Join some fnTtunae Sraloot
That s struck a cifcum lance.
aia't a hog. don't want much
a hundred 20 the tn or such
NosrH THE IHIPD-AuCUsr-
am a struggl ny Tcnderfoot,
Ira Bunliug for SOM pard
That got the downright moral root
To pify ~ grub-sia ,e card.
aint "a hor ! don't want much
A hurro. can of beans. or sucn-
MONTH THE Observation-Disclosures
lam weary Tendcrfoot.
| wHn, some Eastern bum
Within my hand his hand to put
And swcctly mgrmqr Home.
amt a hog. ii mt want much
An empty iaroI gh freight car, or such.
-GuHnas5n Cot Nous.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1881-07-14

Unless lady does some decorative
art work now-a-days, she is behind the
times
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-11-23

overspI cad his face and = cry Of pain came
from his lips. The surgeon was instantly
called. but he gravely shook his head when
he saw james, and said to Annie, al can
do nothing for him; he is dying" and
turning away he brushed tear from his
eye, and then went to another ward.
After the irst spasm of pain had passed,
James lay perfectly quiet, with Annie 5
hands clasped tightly in his own. Al
length he whispered:
"Aunie, nv darling, kiss me and then
sing 10 me-. Sing some of the songs you
sang to me when at Roseneath."
Annie pressed kiss on his pale lips
and then in trembling voice she began.
As the sweet voice grew clearer and
stronger, every other sound In the hospital
was hushed, and the wounded soldiers
lying there drank in the melody. Tears
rolled down their cheeks, for they knew
that brave heart was growing cold.
As Annie ceased singing, James turned
his brown eyes upon her and family said
Good bye, Annie. Meet me in Heaven
am going now. God bless you. my
His lips moved convulsively, but moi
another sound was heard, and with sligh,
quiver the lids closed over the sightles.
eyes,and James Wilson was dead. With the
sentence unfinished upon bis lips his spirit
had taken its fight, and was numbered
hwith the shining hosts above.
Slowly Annie unclasped the cold hands
from hers, and pressing one last kiss or
his lips she turned and left the hospital
Her heart was chilled and almost broken
Henceforth she had nothing to live for but
the good of others.
The next day she and her father returned
to Roseneath with the body of James anC
inferred it in the family graveyard. Blu
Annie had found her mission in the hosri
tai, and after few weeks she returnec {
there, and many a sick and wounded
soldier had reason to bless the gentle
Annie for bis recovery.