Morris tribune., 1881-01-27

gurls come down they were very butiful es-
peshully loo tho like Rosy best.
ma says pa what do you think of your
CHECKER Biddys and kissed him
"Pa says humf! And we went Out and he
banged the frunt door"
Mr.. Gloss used every vile to turn Uncle
Joe's attention; but he went on mercilessly:
Some of the Ladys we called on was old
d some was yung the ole ones mosely
had no necks in their Dresses & good
many had orfully pink cheeks & had Dirty
Eyes with black Smudge under them.
but Pa sed the Same thing evry where's.
how charming You Are to Day says pa
to all of them q he bowed & bowed. And
he kinder LATED and Bobbed roun & looked
Silly then he come out & jumped in the
carrige d says swear words agen
says i is it Fun to make calls pa
Says pa it's q nusense SO says I wot
makes you do it Pa
"Sosierty says pa then asked who sosi-
erty was y pa says Nusense agen then he
tells me to hold my tung
then we went to see ugly ole woman
with lots of dimons 4 she wanted to Kiss
Me d Wouldn't do it & after Wards pa
skolded me & said she was Misses Koopons
d must always kiss such Rich ole lady
Then Iasked pa if he was sick & he sed he
wasunt and told Him herd Misses Koo-
pons say he was a sick Offant
And father sed more Swear words &
made the Coach man drive me home. ma
the gurls wer in the parlor & SO was the
two men that talked A Bout loo And rosy
at the club The big Teller with the mus
fash said to Rosy she was a crewil darling
& rosy She Turned her back to him
"Then ma pinsed Rosys arm & said she
was little fool & had no fealing for her
family & rosy cryed softly rite down on the
Makaroons / was citing cake all wanted
& nobody notised Me
'scharlie forgut all Bout loo temper I
Guess bekause he said to her my butiful
kween will be good obbediunt husband
loo LATED q hit him with her fan then lots
more came in & they all looked silly like
father & all the ole men told ma she looked
like rosy's sister. that amt SO bekause ma
is orful fat"
By this time the whole company had
risen, and were trying to interrupt the read
ing; when Uncle Joe, in voice of thunder,
commanded attention. They all fell back
into their seats, and remained, with many
curious changes of countenance, silent to
the end.
"then Mite come on & Loo & Rosy went
Up stares & put more wife powder on there
faces & looked at there Back hair in the
Glas & loo said rosy ort to marry mister
Sore Gum bekause he was so rich and loo
said she was going to marry mister hedg
bekause He was rich All tho he was fool
& then they went Down Stares
"a big tall yung man come into the ibe-
rary we're had hid my kandys & rosy sed
out loud want to show you this Nice room.
they was behind the door & he sed havunt
you got any new years for me Rosy & she
sed yes fred and gave him kiss behind the
door & he sed 0 rosy if i was only rich &
then ma came in to the entree & they ran
out & looked Silly two
"then went to sleep sittin on my bundil
of candys & wen ma woke me up every
Boldly had gone away & ma said she hated
new Years & loo sed the men we're all mum
keys and rosy had Hedake. then I went
to bed but something had made me orful
sick tho don't belief it was cake & went
in To rosys Room softly She was cryin
& setting on the flor by the fire then went
in to mas room q She was cryin too q Pa
was sayin We are Livin on Volcaner tell
you .....,
ri was kinder shared be kause volkaners
burn you all up and are very dangerous Ms
says samuel Kant help it the gurIs mus
dres we must keep up appearances says
ma why kant we moove off the volcaner 4
buy a new Hous up to Sentril Park
''pa says wher did that yung skamp come
from & then the flor jumpt up & hit me
ma sed it was kause had ct two mucl
terrash
''& was orful sick all mite. The ne,
morning Kamil the made helped me git W
and sed was to 60 rite off to skool Agel
& the Coach man was to take Care Of me
went to say good By to loo she was in bee
with griddions in her hair citing lots O.
breakfast. rosy kissed me & her eyes was a
red & she sed teddy deer they are brakinl
my hart & prommised Her wen gro
up will lick them all
81 like Rosy pretty well considerin she i
my Sister. pa & ma was shet up in tn
literary & pa had lots of little papers on tn
label
"He said look at them
''dreses. bonnits. fneary. jewelry. kan
pay them I tel you we are Twin beyund GU
menes. So is EVERY boldly says ma but tn
gurls will marry vel. says pa look at ros
she is in Low with that good lookin RASCAL Of
- hundrid year.
"She shant have him says ma now don
be a brute and cut down expenssis perha]
10 will help you out my brother jois Stin
gee ole kur says pa. & if he knows we al
He'd all ears over in Diet he wuddunt lev
Ted a sent
81 don't want sent pa says I five sent
amt much & one sent amt nothin & unkl
jo is an ole bare saysi. Send the boy t
skool he makes me Cray Zy says pa q m
the dore.
pa had his he'd burryed in his hands
KEEP sayin' roo ined. rooined. aud all for ap
pearances So i am tired Of riting such lon
COmpersishun and the coach man took m
BAG to skool & that is al i know Bou
newyears."
Uncle Joe quietly folded up the scraw
; and looked out from under the thach of hi
eyebrows at Hedge, who, glancing at Lou
and seeing she was dangerous, silently lei
the room and the house. Sorghum followed
also politely escorted to the door by Uncl
Joe's steady gaze. The method failed wit
Fred Tremaine, for the look only sent hi1
as far as Rosie's side, where he sat dow
! with determination. Mrs. Gloss was sob
bling Historically, and her husband SCENE
inclined to drop down dead.
"Well," Uncle Joe began-"well,. aren
! you pack of idiots to sacrifice your com
fort and honesty for this wretched show c
, fashionable life? Now I've always disap
pointed you in the money way, and I'll
/ it still" Mr.. Sam Gloss trembled. 81
I do it still; for you think I'm going to Sc
, you go to ruin, and won't. I will loo
over matters with you, Sam, and find OF
how I can put you on your legs again. Br
stop this high pressure, and give this CIR
Rosie, to Tremaine, who is a good fellow
, if he is poor"
Rosie and Fred tried to say some words G
! thanks, but failing TO do Justice to the
feelings, consoled each other by claspin
hands.
'sThere is worse misery than poverty,
: Uncle Joe went on, "and Miss Lou ha
better cast about for some good boy at
, thousand dollar salary, for no more broker
will desire her dowery to mend their CAPT
tai. As for Ted''-and Uncle Joe rose
go into the library with his brother-'he
an example to oil young writers-exac1
truthful, impartial. Ivalue his manuscript,
shall keep him in pocket money, an
make him my heir. "-Harper's BGsaar.