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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-10-06
Tolerably Well OF.

During the Vienna exhibition an ami
BILE Hungarian merchant happened to
meet in railway carriage gentleman
with whom he proceeded to hold q
pleasant conversation. I'm going to
Vienna" said the merchant, Ito see
my daus liter, who is well married there.
NV SON in-law deals in paper and fancy
leather-work, and has good trade. He
is very prosperous 81, Also" said
the good stranger, "am going
to see my daughter and son-in-law."
"Ah, Is your son-in-law well Off"
asked the merchant. Pretty well;
but as he has to carry on his work all
alone it is rather tire some" "Is your
daughter rich?'' mot as rich as she'd
like to be- "She likes to spend a
good deal on her toilettep' "No; but
She would like to be able to give a great
deal in charity" "She's a good wom-
an said the merchant, heartily; cit s
to be hope 4 that your son-in-law' BUSH
ness will improve. Good-by, sir, come
to see us, and bring your daughter; we
shall be happy to make her acquaint-
ance.'' The train arrived at the mo-
ment and the traveller whose son-in-
laws business was only pretty good"
was Immediately surrounded by grand
perscnages in uniform. Alter having
politely saluted the amazed merchant
he stepped into the carriage of the EN-
peror of Austria. The good father-in-
law of the dealer in paper and fancy
leather goods had been travelling with
the Prince Max, of Bavaria, father of
the Empress Elizabeth.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-10-06
The Bicycle at Sea.

A passenger on the steamer Apple
dore thus relates the meeting of that
vessel with a strange craft on the high
seas: ''On Saturday afternoon, August
20, soon after leaving the shoals, and
when about eight miles south-southeast
of the New Hampshire coast, some of
the passengers espied and pointed out a
tiny speck on the ocean which had
somewhat the appearance of a short
spar buoy, though it was evidently NOV
ing swiftly through the water. On APP
proaching nearer We discovered it to be
man, having every appearance of
walking rapidly over the heaving seas.
Great interest was manifested by all on
board at this strange meeting with so
novel a means of marine navigation
No smoke, no steam, no sail, no oars or
paddles--in fact, nothing that has hith-
erto been known as q means of marine
new water craft. Nor did the aid of the
glass throw any light upon the subject.
The sea was by no means smooth
indeed, when the strange machine
was first discovered it was visi-
ole only when it rose to the top of each
surc .ediag wave. We passed it about
All eighth of mile to leeward, the lone
navigator waving his hat while our pas
sea-ers generally returned the salute.
We continued to watch with interest the
progress of this animated speck upoc
the ocean until it faded entirely iron
view in the distance" The solution o.
this mystery is that Major uren made
his first visit to the shoals with the ma
sae bicycle on Saturday afternoon
sing the steamer Appiedore boti
wand returning. He left the moutf
Sarbor at 9 40 O'Clock, ana ar
NE Appledore landing at 4:o7
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-10-06

General Fitzhugh Lee will marshal
5000 Virginia militiame1 Mt the York.
town centennial.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-10-06

Three retired plumbers in Phila.
delpdia formed q club last week and
bought basket of peaches.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10
PILES.

Piles are frequently preceded by a
sense of weight in the back, loins
and the lower part of the abdomen,
causing the patient to suppose he has
some affection of the kidneys or neigh
boring organs. At times symptoms
ofindigestion are present as fatulen-
c1, uneasiness of the stomach, etc
A moisture like perspiration, produc.
ing very disagreeable itching, par
ticularly at night after getting warm
in bed, is very common attendant.
Internal. External and Itching Pile
yield at once on the application Of
Dr. Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which
acts directly upon the parts affected,
absorbing the Tunors, allaying the
intense Itching, and affecting per.
manent cure where all other remedies
have failed. Do not delay until the
drain on the system produces per.
manent disability, but try it and be
cured: Price SO cents. Ask you,
druggists for it, and when you can
not obtain it Of him, we will send il
prepared, on receipt Of price. Ad.
dress The DR.. Bosanko Medicine Co.,
Piqua, Ohio. Sold by Jos. Bobleter,
! New Ulm, MINI.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10
Mems Hearts.

One Of tho commonest libelsof the male
sex is that ''men's hearts are reached
through their stomachs.' A correspond
ent writing about ''Our Girls" repeats
the heresy. The natural hatred which ex-
lists between tho two sexes is kept
alive by just such aspersions as this.
Women con never be made to respect
men as they should, so long as they feel
that the heart of tho sex is not in the
right place. II mems hearts do drop
into their stomachs, is it not because
they are 80 often compelled to digest
tho grief of an unrequited affection?
And what false notion that men care
very much what they have to eat! Let
the average man sit down to plain
dinner Of soup, oysters, fish, meat,
game, vegetables, pies, puddings. nuts.
and fruit, with pickles, sauces, and
the necessary condiments, and he is
contcntcd to cat what is set before him.
christian Register.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10

Indiana April II, '7a-The Remedy is working per.
iectly. Had eplepsZ from Weakness for years past
Iowa, Oct. 10th. III am almost surprised at your
just tWice Al much Of man as was before taking
vas on the verge Of the grave thought and there
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10

from a Oru&8I0ts
Maryland, Sept. 2.79.-Last January we got box Of
your Remedy for ofour customers and 1t has made
aperfeot cure Of him. We have another customer now
suffering In the same WY, and wish ono No. box
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10

Spanish history says that ship sent
to South America in 1900 to collect
tribute from the colonies of Spain was
sunk noar the mouth of the Rio de Ia
Plata, with 100000 aboard. The
money is supposed to lie at the bottom
of tho ocean, in strong iron safe. An
expedition has sailed from Philadelphia
to recover this treasure. The leader is
Capt. Charles A. Jones, who has al
ready made fortune in tho South
American wrecking business: He goes
in an iron steamship, supplied with ap-
paratus for removing tho deep mud
supposed to cover the dollars.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10

The danger of violent exercise is il
Illustrated in tho case of Prof. Cannon, q
Cincinnati athlete. He was formerly 4
powerful man, and had abnormally de-
velopcd his muscles as director of q
gymnasium. His health failed sudden
ly year ago, and now he is dying of
consumption. Ho firmly believes that
his decline was caused by blow in the
chest, and has brought a suit for dam
ages against the man who struck him;
but the medical testimony MI agrees
that he developed tho disease by strain
ing his system in lifting. A common
feat with him was to lift 1900 pounds.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10
From a RhN8loian and &ur0aon,

West Virginia, Aug. g. 1871 received your medi-
cine snd believe i hes cured %e for Which am yesy
boz mo q for friend. You have done greet thing
Tor me. uill eend you all the orders can.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10
Bolts"

B0ttS."
Detroit Frco Press.
Some weeks since citizon of Green
field traded mulo to his neighbor for
a horse, warranting tho old brayor to
be sound in wind and limb. Not ton
days had elapsod when the mule prayed
his last bray and kicked his last kick.
The former owner refused to be held
responsible, and tho result was q law
suit which was concluded yesterday in
Justice Alley. When tho plaintiff had
told what he know and thought and sus-
pected, his wife was put On tho stand,
and on the crOss-examinatiOn the do
PENDANTS lawyer said:
s'Mrs. Smith, what did that mule die
OPP
"Botts." was hor prompt reply.
care you suro?'
.'Yes, SIR"
WASN'T the beast choked to death
with some fish-bones you gave him
along with his slop?''
mo, sir, we haven't had fish in tho
house for year"
wasn't it possible that he might
have swallowed hair pin?''
mo, sir, I've counted my hair pins
and none ore missing"
DO you ever buy poison to kill
rats?'
''Never."
"Wero you home when the mulo was
first takon?"
II was.''
'.And you knew that his ailmont was
botts?''
eyes, SIR
.:4% %;a,|y you told your husband SOP"
''Mrs. Smith, do you call yourself q
horse or mule doctor?"
mo sir"
''Well, how are you so certain that
this mule died of bottsT'
because Lam"
Il want plain answer. How arc
you so certain that the mule died OF
botts?''
swell, Hooked him all ovor, and he
didn't have the measles, chicken-pox,
whooping-cough or dumb ague. My
husband looked him all ovor, and he
didn't have poll-evil. collie, sweeny or
blind-sta!g3gers. then we knew it must
| be bolts"
"How did you know?''
'.How do I know?'' she echoed in an
indignant voice. '.Do you suppose Two
kept house for thirty-two years and
been tho mother of eleven children and
| not know what tho bolts arep Why,
I've had 'cm dozen times myself, and
the old man here would have died with
'em in March if hadn't put on mus
tard poultices and drawn 'em out of his
system by way of his feet! Bolts! Why,
know 'em from Dan to Besheebypn =
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10

The Cologne Gazette, commenting
ON the yearly gathering of tho beet-root
sugar industry, remarks that Germany
which, recently with 100000 tons ran
Austria with its 100000 tons very close,
is likely this yoar with $4,000 tons to
stand first in the bcet-root sugar coun-
tries. Homo consumption, however, is
rather declining than increasing, and
the Cologne Gazette suggests reduc-
ton OF duty, as in England and France.
to stimulate the CONSUMPTION.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10

If young men would like to kno.
what the sisters of other young men
think of those who smoke cigarettes,
let them consult their own sisters, u
says ''Grace'' in tho Philadelphia Times
She adds that there is particularly
horrid sickly odor about cigarcttc-users
which docs not cling to other victims oil
tho tObucco habit.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10

ndergarten Material:
Greatly Improved. Tho 90 Gifts Of Frmbel.
r ew ards Of. M crit,
Or "Aids to School Discipline" From entirely
new designs. BY far the handsomest and cheapest
II. II. -A2aCZ2e2Us &c Co.,
Mfrs. Of School Merchandise & Apparatus,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10
THROUGH TICKETS

er this route are on sale at all principal stations
Be sure and buy through ticket, a 3 they are gen
orally cheaper: but If you cannot get the tickets
you desire or the information wanted o ut rates,
connections, &C., at your home station write to
the undersigned, and your letter will receive
prompt nttehtion. 7. W. TEASDALE,
F.B. CLARKE. General Agent.
Gen. Tratli Manager St. Paul Mnn
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10
Prof. Guilmette'a
French kidney Pad,

French Kidney Pad
WHICH CURES BY ABSORPTION
Kidney Pad, and take no other: If he has not got
turn mail"
TESTIMONIALS FROM THE PEOPLE.
Judge Buchnan, Lawyer, Toledo, O., says:
zone OF Prof. Guilmette's French Kidney Pads
cured me Of Lumbago in three weeks time. My
Case had been given up by the best Doctors as in
agony and paid out large sums of money.
George Vetter, p, Toledo says:
II suffered for three years with Sciatica and
Kidney Disease and often had to 40 on crutches.
was entirely and peSmently cnred after wearing
Prof Guilmette's French Kidney Pad four weeks. .
Mrs. Helen Jerome, Toledo o. says:
For years have been confined, great part of the
ness. 1worc one of Guilmette's Kidney Pads and
was cured III one month.
F. Koesling, MD, druggist Logansport, Ind,
when sending in an order for Kidney Pads writes
~ wore one Of the first ones we had and received
more benefit from it than thing ever used. In
fact the Pads give better than
any Kidney remedy we ever sold"
Ray Shoemaker. Druggists, Hannibal. Mo
I'VE are working up lively trade in your Pads
nd arc hearing of good results from them every
ay."
Prof. GuAmett's French Liver Pad,
Will positively cure Fever and ague Dumb Aguo
Ague Cake, Bilious fever, Jaundise, Dyspeps "a
and all diseases of tho liver, stomach aud blood
Price $l.5O by mail. Sond for Prof Gull mette's
Treatise on the kidneys and Liver, free by mail.
I'm :; Address
French padCo:
march 81. Toledo. Ohio.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10
NEW MACHINE SHOP.

Centre Street, Opposite Mueller &
Scherer's Lumber Yard,
NEW ULM, MINI.
Theo. Kobarsch, Prop'r.
4 am now prepared to execute all
orders with dispatch. Repairing of
Threshers and Reapers specially
My machinery is all new and of the
most improved pattern. Allwork war
ranted as represented. All those in
want of anything in my line are cordi.
ally invited to give me a call.
THEO. KOBARSOn.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10
From a Dru9RlSt

Missouri June 8-Please forward me another box
of the Pastilles The patient on whom have used
most Of box, IN addition to sample box is fast
Iocoveriug and think another will set him oil right
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10

UnsoIlcited testimony to the Efficacy OF
Prof. Harris paStiltee, taken from Let.
t0r6 received from PatronS3
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10

teal soienoe. positively effective Remedy Tor tho
form their natural functions while this disease per
d attended with no palm OF inconvonence, and does
not ,nteEiere With the ordinary pursuits Of fe It is
processes Stopping tho drain from tho system Testor
Aversion TO Society. etc. otc.. and the appearances
e
ment hss stood the Test cases. end Is
ness to. VIII but little any 81 good There
ser9ation enables Us to positively saarantee that
VIII give satisfaction. It has been in general use
tor several yeaIs and We have thousands Of testt.
conceded to be the most rational means vet dis.
covered for reaching and curing this very PREVALENT
misery 70 SO many. and upon whom auacks prey with
their useless nostrums and big fees. The Remedy
tastine over three months win restore those IL tho
s s ses aSs'ns VIZ 31 COMPANY
= Send 70. Sealed Descriptive Pan,rh-N
lets gsUtss0 Anatomical illustrations
and Testimony, 9DlstcJs eOill convince
the sssost ske1,etcas that they can be re-
stored to perfect health, and the Uttal
forces tls0s'0'lU s'e-eetaOltshed same
Mas Il sseuer affected. Sold ONLY By
HARRIS REMEDY co. MF'Q CHEMISTS
Market and 9Th Ste. ST. LOUIS. Mo.
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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-08-10

R & +; ;: ;;;: (; s; $
you. $12 day and upwards
Il made by the Industrious at home
Men, women, boys and girls wanted everywhere
to work for us. Now is the time. You can de.
vote your whole time 70 It or only your spare mo.
ments. No other business will pay you nearly as
we'll. No one willing to work can fail to max
enormous pay by engagi ing at once: Costly outl
money easily and honorably. Address True & q
Augusta, Maine.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-06-03
SOCIETY avn rEGsox4L NOTES.
Pr.z Eolggaa PatLingsr.

Pr;1- Bologna P9tlinger.
The Blue Ribbon Club meets to-nisbt.
It's hari to be beautiful anil run ne~s-
paper.
Mrs. L. J. Powell went to Poftl,al yes
ter1ay.
Marriage bells viii again ring shortly in
this city
Mr. n. S. Mon4eith vi4itel Portland
Saturday last.
Capt. Cass II. Humphrey returned from
Corvallis this week.
Hon. c. II. Hewitt rpent day or two in
Portland this week
M. Nolan male SPORT trip dogn the
road Wednesday last.
The subject for the next meeting OF the
Y, P. C. 4, is 70 be found in Mark xi, %.
Mr. Robert Chambers OF Knox Butte at
tended the Decoration Day exercises in
Portland Monday last.
The girls have all gone back or Pottiuger
They can't stand sausage.
Judge John Burnett, Of Corvallis, gave us
friendly call last Friday.
c. W. Osborn has gone to Dallas and vii
remain during the Band contest
Mrs. Holm, Of Halsey, spent few days
in Albany during the first OF the week.
Hon. J. K. Weathcrford and f.nily 90 to
Yaqnina Bay soon to spend few weeks.
Judge Baber and family start this week
on trip down through Polk and YamhiIl
counties.
Miss Ella Porter, sister Of f. L. Porter,
of Ialsey, is visiting the family Of J. K.
Weatherford.
II. D. Go6l.y, of Independence, carno uF
gest week upon hearing Of his iather's dan
Aeerous illness
Il. II. Wilson, Of Portland, was in the city
several days this week looking up titles for
t the Scotch Bank.
: A little daughter Of George ". Robertson
has been quite sick for some time past, br
Is somewhat better now.
; SEQ. f. Cole. the Portland ex. postmaster
cAne up to Albany last Monday evening AM
returned home on Tuesday.
nj y. a. <sAoubdSd dF, VI i<eDaHDn. VIII Tet+s
r the Declaration Of independence at on
: Fourth of Jnly celebration.
Gov. Thayer and wife passed through tn
: city last Tuesday on their way to Corvallis
S they took dinner at the ST. Charles
/ Mr.. AIilt Miller of Lebanon was in til
e city this week and made us pleasant call
he says matters in Lebanon are quiet.
n Mr.. and Mrs. II. Y. Brown daparted 70
, Lower Soda Springs last Tuesday mornin.
s and will spend the Summer at that point.
), Rev. T. B. White Of this city las been !
Corvallis several days attending the con
It mencement exercises Of the AgricuIturs
is College.
y Judge ]. II. Baber aud wife started ye
8 terday on a "trip of several days, intendin
to goto Dallas, and through Polk and Yam
o hsll counties.
It ". G. Steel of Bynon d5 Steel of Portlan
: was in town yesterday ON his way to Por
0 land. He tells rs their new publication wi
be out soon.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-06-03
Gs!:..g,i.l.G N0TI.s.

HAaaIzeDl. J1no 1t 1854.
Tho COL O.! ua.t a..ll refuses t. shea lsa.s
aat o!' ho~ dry woaro ~ getting.
3i"s. Cd. thc whea. i,aa lsis our sar.baasss
bus the ciref iatius medium doe uot eirea.
late.
s'S Psraoua we. g bsptis,A prar tl,c Harris
School house on Sunday hst.
Rosy ers~uci tuna commence her sri.B
to-day.
o.a u-i.'s .a.. sceen aali a,l aYa b.
in she u'ar'se;, them l3o@ oat Zoe .o.laky
time.
Harrishtrs has 30 maa,y pretty girls that
suase.l,iL.a young meu fsoa Aa-uy. lasens
aisl Traction City. come here cpur,.ng
Sela4
= t''s citizens oi tlig burg msst o ii ,hi en-
l7"as'e t. tako istp confederation the plausi.
"ii.'y saa.ibiiisy AMI pr.pricty 81 eclybrat-
ias the e1siing Foarsir. II We celebrate, and
We probably shall, slaud from under. When
tho Hsrsisburs eagle shakes his plas age
aaa iatters his tail-wheu he soareth alof.
sal ..i.os ia the situstion nos ell Of a
/ Eird-d-d aud caa scream louder aui Hy
/ aish-r than any othor eagle in the valley.
Mesays. Damon Smith, Jas. Mccartney
aad Levi Douslas. lef. on Monday fnernins
last FOR Eissern Oregon: sir. Douglas goel
TO Pendetion TO visit his mother whom h,
has not seen for many years Jas. Mccartney
intends to be present at the trial of Dan wh,
rtabbed his brother 10 death in saloon a
Dayton, w. T., some time since
Harrisburg ia in .iatms gro or technically
non comPns mDets which means 'litu-ally :,
ar,.cato NORTH. by jove, Sir. Editor it beat
thunder how dead We are. No deg fights
no csts wauling of nights NO drunks nC
body III the c4laboose no muffin. There j
not life enough in this burg At present 4
bury lively corpse, A Sioux warrior an,
a lop-eared mule could take this town with
ont struggle. We have only one fghtin
man here aud he has gone away. The boy
here are two dog-gond lazy to even eour
the girls aud fellows froia distance hav
to come here aud do that delightful exorcis
for them. There's always n storm after
calm and when We do wake mp there'll b
| fun in Oregon.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-06-03
LEBANON NEWS.
I.nnANnN .Inna L 1871

LEBANON, June |, 1881.
notwithstanding the hard times
Lebanon Ia soon TO have n new hotel
that will, we think, be ahead e any
thing In the state for town of It's
aizo
j. Bilyeu, OF the firm of Burkhart &
l3ilyeu, returned from n trip east OF tho
mountains lNt week looking we'll and
hearty.
Nick Cuslck, formerly OF Montague &
Cusick,started with lis family over the
mountains on tho 18th of May 10 bo
gone probably MI summer.
Bill Messcr Smith, with his family,
started over tho mountains last sun.
day TO spenda couple ofmonlhs fishing
aud hunting Mt his rauch on tho
Mitalus
Wagons aro going through almost
every day, bound for the bunch grass
regions
Burkhart d Bilycu keep frst.cla-s
Livery aud feed stable and whcn you
want u nice rig call on them. They nrc
doing we'll.
When you want Il nice cool lemon.
ado or Iirsl class cigar call on ". II.
Reed, of the Arcade Saloon.
Jas. L. C0wan now owns a three.
fourths Interest in the l'ourlng mills,
having lately bought ont Settle aud
Cheadlc.
When yoQ want your harness re-
paired call on Jake Rowland.
Or. L. Foley keeps ono of tho best
stocks of drugs aud medicines there Is
In the county. By his fair dealing
and courteous way tho Doctor has
gained big business, aud when you
came to Lebanon call and examlno his
stock.
Dick ponaca Keeps general mcr-
chandisc store aud Is doing well
Cowan & Ralston are doing "a big
business, selling lots of goods ,aad have
a. nlc' store a. you can fnd In the
valley.
Great preparations arc being made
for the picnic on the slh. No doubt
but It will bc tho grandest affair ever
held ia Lebanon. The young people
have mads arrangements 10 give
grand bail Ia the evening ut the Band
Hall. Good msslc has been secured
and II grand time Is expected. Every
body Is invited
To see Lebanon and llnd out more
about II, come 90 thcpIanIc on the slh.
We believe there will be the biggest
crowd a. the picnic on the sth inst ever
assembled together In Linn couaty.
Jas. l.. Cowan goes 10 Corvaa4Is TIL.
evening 10 attend the funeral Of LIS
mother-in.law. Mrs. Hamilton, who
died last night,
When you waat to dispose OF hides
and produce call OH l. Baum. OF the
c4sh store.
When ysu want iir-tclass shave or
n shampoo, call OH G. II. Harmon.
We are Informed through Dr. Foley
That there have been several cp-es Of
typhoid fever about Sodayillc.
G. B.sMontsguc, l.sl, who reads the
Declaration az Independence ut Albany
on the Fourth is Que II ous most popa.
lar merchants