Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-02-11
What a MOuntafneer Thinks of 1t.
MOUNTING wv HEPCYDAM IN THE
STAT nv 10 r.
Feb. 8, IS hundred and 80 one.


Mr.. WIG AND KRoNIKLE: Heven not
seen ennything in yore valuble paper frum
these parts lately, and seem heap sed
about the elekshun Nv Seniter, and wat a
sight Nv truble a flu Pretended Republicans
hes brot about, told Min l he'd a noshun
tn rite u fu lines tn let u no wat is bein
sed about it in these mountjngs, and MIN
sed, Amen; du, and let um no wat the
folks nix Nv SIGH"
U no, Mr.. Wig and Kronikle, that the
folks Nv these mountingsis loil tn the kore,
and ennything that smacks NV q Jimmy
crat don't take with a sent.
Now, sense the elekshun Nv dimmy~
crat Seniter, democrysy is boomin and
liker hez riz sents on the glass, and thar
is strong talk Nv startin a still nous, and
settin nuther doggy tu runin right strait,
sich is the demand fur liker. But xkuse
me, he'd furgot tn say that [ du hope
these fu lines may KUN safe tn hand and
find u enjOyin the same like blessin.
Now u see L go tn the Post orfs every
day u see wat / kin heer about how it waz
did. and l heir UNI say that all the Repub>
Hklns NV emmy slz WIS fur Unkle Horn s
Manerd, and they wanted tn elekt him tn
the United states, but a fu leetle trary wuns
lOOken ford tn OItis themselves, wanted tn
beet him with wun of cher sort, so tha wood
stand chance til git in as post master at
the y Rodes or sum SIGH. And | heer um
say how, that tn du that thing sum 10 um
voted fur a dimmycrat strate. out, now u
bet that dog not ct well with the loil suns
of these mountings, and | shell be fooled
eff sum wun don't feel the effekts Nv SIGH
stuff in time tn KUN.
We heere Il ssyia how that sum fellers
went frum yore town tn work agin Unkle
Horns, and We heerd um sayin that Won
leete Wun Nv EN- sed tn dimmycrat tina
he bad unkiverd his sord and hal throde
toe kiver ava. Now Wen Min heerd that
she did not look very pleasin, and she
sed the reason he throIe his kiver ava,
Wsz bekaus his sord waz so stumpy and
dull that it Wsz not with kivern emmy more,
and l sed, Amen, M i'm; that is trooth fur
its no more nor puter blade, no how; and
it alters wood bend when it struck soil
grit.
Now Min, u no, is Repu blikin, dide in
the wool, without stripe, and Nv the deep
est kuller. She shOrns Teller that claims
to be or party ali the time, and not fur
hisself nun. she seq u may watch UNI. fur
weneVer he gifts sly shance, he is trlky,
sure.
We heerd UNI sayin that the man wat
went frum heer, after he he'd been E}ekted
by votes NV the loil Repu 6likIns NV his
| deestrikt voted fur a dimmycrat agin
unkie Horris, that beg tn make Nj 5
| dander rize, and she like tu hev sed kuss
words afore ko d stop her, but trde tn
| konsole her by tellin her tn never mind
that Ell he he'd voted in nnkle Horris thai
| wen he wanted ortis agin that the people
| wood du him like the Teller done his durky
| kok, they wood make him roost nifty low
But the next time | goes tn the orfs
heers I'm say that Won leetle Teller, nc
bigger as our leetle dog, the rat tarer, heC
| -, a. III I I
| in l0c and he wood kill him ded at The
big town whar the President stays, anC
now Mr.. Wig and Kronikle that wal
| tn much fur Minis loil blood tn STAND
the mad begin tn rize in her fast. She
ged she wood not sand it emmy longer; tina
she wood call q diDgDashun meetin Nv thu
people, and she wood pass resolushun
xpressin the dingnashun Nv The boys il
| blue, but the mad riz so fast that she soor
heer and seed for yoreslf Talk abou
dander and skotch Irish and all SIGH rizen
| but they don't all make mo light tn he
kapers. She kood not find langage II
xpress her feelins. She paud and skrapei
she fumed and puffed, smoked and swelle,
up like toad and fixed, indeed I waI raj
fraid she wood bust, but shust before sh
busted hap y thot struk M, and seq !
Min, bile, and bile she did fur tru. Sh
shust billed all over till the man rul
eileen outer huI, and the smoke
Nv her mad riz up like th'
smoke Nv tar kill, and / SEQ Amen, Min
shGst let it rua.
Seem Min wuG sumwat Xausted, | trid
agin to konsole her by repet this skrptu
fur we are all here" and the leetle pute
bladed Teller is ded as Darby's ram RICH
now, and Min sed, Amen, be it So
BONES.