The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-03-31
A GEORGLA EDITORS WIFE.


GEORGIA EDITORS WIFE.
There is little brown-eyed, enthu-
siastic, high-spirited lady, who, after
she has cooked breakfast, cleared the
things away, set the house to rights,
attended the call of the bread-wagon
and MIXED the COW, dons her hat and
cloak, comes into this Office. yanks US
out of the editorial easy-chair, pounc-
es OH the exchanges, amputates every
item of interest, stacks them on the
copy-hook, grabs up Faber, travels
it over quire Of editors manuscript
paper, removes her snowy-white a.
prom, shoves up her sleeves, grabs a
stick and rule, and sets it all into type,
reads the proofs and corrects every
error. That's our wife, and she will
get her reward in heaven.-Carters-
vile (Ga.) Express.
If that little woman has sister, or
cousin or an aunt who is anything
like her, please let a fellow know. A
trip to Georgia would do us good.
Mrs. II. $. Gwynne, of Taylor's Falls,
Minnesota, writes al earnest letter to
the Banner of light, closing as follows:
am enthusiastic. and would urge all
to buckle OH their armnr. l bless Spirit
ualism every hour Of my life. | was q
sorrowiul woman and acquainted with
grief; sat in the valley of the shadow
IF death; my faith had been sl,ipwreck.
ed; priestly consolation Was no; hing to
m+; l asked for bread AMI received
Stone; everything had beea swept away
from me; father. brothers, sister, hus-
band, and three cliliren-all. within
seven years, to say nothing of all our
earthly possessions, home. and I might
say friends. Yea. 1 seemed the very
prey Of fate; but this blessed
knowledge came to mo as the glorious
sunshine after storm! Why should l
not love the very name Of Spiritualsm?
Would could preach il to every bereav-
ed heart. and make even one unhappy
wretch willing to take up the burden of
life again; it won'd repay me.
The oldest inlabtant now says; II
don't know what this curious ". athar
means. Why, when came here there
was no snow, no cold and no rain!'' it
may I'LL have been true. but does ~ t
our oldest inl,abitant know that porll .
ton has influ'nce nM n climate? TT at
mankind. wherever it c0ugregate$,
draws to itself the conditions necessary
for it's existence. IF there WAS no cold.
snow, or rain in COLORADO, HOW few lro-
pie would be able to exist t,ere.-Pu.ne-
roy's Great West.
True. Rains and thunder storms fol-
low the railroad tracks and in due time
the Great Desert of America will BIOS
som like a garden. So the climate of
Minnesot.. will be changed by settle
ment and in Il few years Il big blizzard
like that of 1873 will be impossible.
BEER FAMINF.-(iErat 81, fferimg has
been ave,ttd in Wort!,ingtun by TIE
timely raising Of the blockade. The
temperance agitators had ,un out Of
beer. They will soon have their cellars
stocked up again and raise steam e.
nough to go for those vulgar people
who do not get it by the case and drink
it at home. AS Il beverage, beer is
vulgar and ''imical" As a medicine
taken down by proxy for ''sick wife,"
it is resp c able aid conducive to t! Q
welfare OF the church .-WOrtIinytUn
ADVANCE.
Comment on the above is nnneces-
sary. Every sane person, who is 1T all
cohversant with the fanaticism that
governs two thirds Of the so.called ter >
rerance people Of the present day, will
say wi hout hesilancy that there is
more truth than poetry in it. While
we believe temperance temperate h b.
its i'll all things) is the proper mode IF
life, yet " Q b We more respect for the
man that takes drink of beer or whis-
ky. openly and above Eoard. if lie de-
sires it, or thinks he needs it, than we
have for the man who keeps it in his
Ct liar and drinks it on the sly.-1Ieron
Lake Guardian.