davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-08-15
2onbon. Gin 8erliner GORE

= 2onbon. Gin 8erliner Gore
iponbent f9reibt: Sie leitenoen 3eiz
tungen Der liberalen tuie Der eonierpaz
tiben partie itroBen in Golge Der Mufre=
gung oes Wablfampfes bon gegenieitigen
8ei6impfungen. 8eionbers bat iid bic
nNoroo. Mag. 3eitung" in elmer 8eibe
bon Mrtifeln beroorgetban in ipel1en lie
bic pDlitif ber liberalen unb fortI1ritt=
lerii9en 3eitungen in robeiter Spra9e
angreift. Sn Golge oes beleibigenoen
Sons, tpel9en bic Norbbeutl6e Mllg.
3eitung angenommen bat, baben bic
neiiten liberalen 3eitungen bei6lo0en,
bic Oiscuifon nit iener 3eitung fallen
su lafen, unb iie bollltdnbig su ignoriz
rem. Die nWorbb. Nls. 3eituns" be-
sliidmiinidt fi6 bagesen in einem eben
10 unpalIenben Mrtifel, Die liberalen
3eitunsen aus Dem Geloe sei6lasen
gu baben. Oieie Mrtifel tperben in iu=
oenfreunbli6en unb antiiemitil1en 3ei=
tnngen abgebrudt uno peruria9en biele
&ubelt0rungen.- n.-gim Berliner Gore
fponoent iagt in elmer 8elpre1ung Der
grnennung Or. &orums gum 8iIdof
BON 5rier: Oie &egierung bat benz ia
tbolii9en Glerus geitattet, ieinen alten
ginfluB auf Die oifentli6en S9ulen
ausSuiiben; bic 8ermaltung berI9iebe.
ner Dioeeien 1T bemielben suriidgese=
ben, bic 8e;ablung Der @ebalte Der
grisfer 1T wieoer einsefiibrt, unb bic
&edte seiltli6er Orben auf bic YHege
Der &ranten lino erlpeitert tporoen. Sit
2egierung bat bieie S6ritte i'm Snte,
reiie bes Staates getban, aber Die Gu:
rie bat feline Opfer gebra6t. Sic bat
nur bur6 paIiiuen Wioeritanb grfola er;
| rei9t, unb man fiir6tet, baB bic 3eaie
rung bem Natifan nod anoere uno 9ro
| bere 3ugeitdnbniiie MAIDEN ipirb beIon
bers tpenn bic beboritebenben Wablel
cine ronierpatipe Maioritdt ersebsn.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-08-15
(Korrespouaenz.) So lebt Elm ternises

(Knrrespuuaens.) So lebt Elm fernises
8Slfden in unleren .peltteranii4en Ser<
gen unb es ,pirb robl nidt 3u piel be-
bauptet iein, tpenn mir ben ei8entliten
5tamm befielben nad Com fort perlesen.
Nn Bieberteit, 9er3lidteit, Gufridtisteit
unb Greue, t5nnen bic Comforter nldt
70 leidt iibertrpffen uerben eln aud benz
Sernltebenbiten bemertbarer 3uS wabrer
@ematblidfeit maAt ben umgans nit ib=
men ansenebm unb 10 leidt ss 1T. befannt
gu merben unp Sreunbe gu sewlnnen, 70
idwer mirb bic Trennuns mad mebrtdsl=
gem Qufentbalt. Eie 8ewO9ner bon
Comfort befinben iid wie alle int nett
teranilaen @ebirse in suten Werhaltnll=
fen ; fie belisen 9aus uuo 5of uno ba*
ben bon ibrem @eiddft, bon ihrem 9anes
werf sber Don Der Sarm elm meiit ret4lt'
DIES, aber bod in alien Gdllen ertrdslides
@intcmmen. DemsemdB Seialtet iia
aud bas 9eben gu einem icrslOien unb
iorsenfreien. Die TrSmntisfeit 1T 10
iebr Waturiade sewOroen, oaB man nod
nidt baran seOudt bat, bieielbe Ourd
airaen unb &irdenbeiud dufSubeierm.
Die 2eute finb Don ben Sunben ber srcz
Ben Belt, BON ber Sdeinbeilisfeit unb
bon Der 3ur 0eroeduns ber mOralilden
Geriuntenbeit nptbwenbiS seworoenen
Seudelei nod nidt ansefrdnfelt esslett
| lid nod NlIes naturmidlis, b. 3. in jeber
8e,iebuns unDerfilldt.- 10. sugnlt
fonb in Comfort bic Sahre8feier Der
idredliden GrasSoie am gtueces ltatt.
Das iber ben @eteinen Der iunsen 3eute
erridtete Wonument iit felt per9ansenem
Sabre bibid burd nit eiiernen aetten
perbunbsne Sdulen einSefaBt unb mar
BON sarten Sanben nit @uirlanoen uno
8ransen seidmadt mOrbsn. alud auf ben
in Der @iniaiiuns ausseleSten S(umens
beeten rubten Strange uuo StrauBe. @e<
gen bier llbr Wadmittus fcrmlrte lid be
YrpseIlicn unter BDrantritt ber Wtultt
unb Der S9ultinber, bann folsten Der
@eiansperein, Biirser gu Tub, 5u Wasen
| unb au Yferbe. Nnl Denfmal ansefcmz
men ianaen bic Sdultinber 5undhlt
Elm Trduerlieb nit trunberbarer Heir'
belt unb Snnisfeit. Der @eians Der
ainber mirtte merfmarois ersreifenb
auf bic llmitebeneen unb mandes Nuse
murbe feudt. Der @eiansperein trug
ein @rabliec Dor unb bic Oiulif intcnir.
tie einen Trauermarid, wcrauf 5err
Nleranber Gubn BON Gan Nntonic in FUR
;er 8ebe bic @eididte bes Denfmals,
iowie bic oamit pertnapften nmitdnoe
Siepue paiiiren lief. Nfad ibm iprad
nod Serr 8. @. @rotbaus BON Gan Gnz
tonic uno Der @eiaasperein, bic Sduls
timber unb bic 8apelle lieBen fid nod
einmal bSren. 9eun muroe elm GROCER
Salbtreis setiloet uno Serr .. 6rn BON
@uero, ber serabe in Comfort anweieno
mar, nubm bic sun3e @ruppe nit oem
Denfmal phctosraphiid auf. Inter ben
aldnsen ber Wuiif sins es bierauf in ben
Srt 5urad. 3u ben Ebeilnebmern an
Der 6sierlidteit 3iblte Oiesmal AUDI Serr
8. Desener, ber Comfort felt IL Subren
ni4t beiu@t batte uno iid ieiner ettpas
anse9riffepeu @eiunsbeit wesen bort aufs
belt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-08-15
.6tilet cure Rinber fsltl!" Ii Der

- u5ttlet cure 8tnber fslbf" 1T Der
&atb, Der 70 bdufs ben Wtuttsrn srttsilt
uiro. Wie oft atsr III btefer 8atb unaus.
fIbrbar! gDie oft III bic Wuttermilh unses
niisenb ober esrabe,u 1daolid fir bic tlei.
men Dsien! Sn allen iolbsn Gautn srmsiR
fd yDeu des bermsb 1"
(Wasectrcpbine) ais Der 8etter In Der yptt,
tnoem Is ourd feline 8rait uno Gslunebsit
ipenbfnbsn gissnlaaitsu bic aleinen Dor
Dem Dabiniiehentewabrt uno bieltlbsn sur
5reuoe tsr Wutter lihtlitt ssbei9sn ldbt.
Neu aebters eutlhes 6 n.
BERNIE |" wirb BON ben bsfsn Wer,!sn
smpfoblen uno III in alien apptbstsn 3u
baben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-08-15

8tsbs Silt gsse aonie bel6r bert bic
8erbauns.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-08-15

@bre benz @bre sebabrt!-
aein 3abnarSt ber Sansen Welt piro ie
in Nbrsoe itellen, bae SOZODONT Elm
munberbareS 3ahnmittel 1T. Dahelbe
erbalt bas 3abnfleild uno bic 3aRne ses
iunb. Dieie Tbatiaden merben BON je=
benz, Der baHelbe ie sebrau6te, 5useSes
ben. Die neuelte 3ui iammenltelluns iit
cine 70 psr3aslide, es beourfte iabrelan>
gem 9aadbenfens, eBe oaiielbe 10 pollen=
Bet mar, pie eS Sbnen iebt ieber Drug
aft perfauft.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-08-15
Cine dmetdeIbafte amer.
Fem n II n a

Cine dmttdeIbafte amer.
ttnnuns.
Das III sim Bud! Sd fann es euh nt4t
iassn.
Diss mid sspadt BAT redt In tisfsr Sssls;
@is mir bas 6erI tsi sinsm Blatt seitla.
gen.
Wit mir bas anbsre sussbrldt bic Rttle."
ObIsr Bere oes Di&ters fisl mir bsim
Durhlsltn Sbres vNettunssan
ter" sin. Wsnn Sung unb ait Str
ausss,,i6nstss Werl lsisn wiirbe, 70 mare
tiss sint srObe DObltbut fur bic Msnid.
beit Sd rsrbs Sbr BUD BEL j,Dr Sc.
lsssnbslt smpfstltn.
60 ldretbt Elm psutl6er 3siiunsssNs.
eectsur aus benz Ws ten an bas Dtutlte
6eil. Snitltut, IL Clinton Ylaes. N.m
yorf. q. o. Der n8sttunssantsr" mirb
fur 25 Ste. portoiret psrianbt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-08-15

= Wir oHeriren 9errens nnb Rnabens
Ansase. Sdram & g
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-08-15

- Neue tommt su ipat, wenn nan burd
Saumfeli9fsit bem Sob bic 1Glr stSfnst
BAT uno Der unl&uleise @duslius, Der
Qleblins Der 5amilie, in leinem Sarse
liest! Wie pisl bs6.r 1T es. ben 8leinsn
bsi 3siten q eu aebters Deut.
Ges8 inbermebl" Yasbotrcpbt.
ns) sur Nabxuns gu seben, bas fie Dor
DurAfall. Nubr unb Sommertranfbeiten
(Summer eomplainD ausr Grt bswatrt
uno its islbf In Der beibsn Sabressstt trdf.
tis uno seiunb erbdlt. 0erlAaft euh ba.
Der ,.Deutidbe,s 8tnoermeb
ibr Wtitter, 70 brauat Sbr nitt UNI bas
esbtn gurtr 2lsintn bsiOrst ,u fein. Sn
alien renummirtsn @potbsten su babsn.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-08-15
La. S. L..

3ur Npti3!
Die 3cuiilana Staatelotterie III BE ein3tae, bt.
Son BEN 0oIse enbpfftrt wurbe
Glue quite @efegeu9eit (eim &fii6
s,t uta6em.
81. 3iebu 8 Der &laTe 8 fnbet ftait
in Rem Orsans Dienfas ben Il. ssptspb. 1881
lput1tatta @tate QptterD So.
Di.fss Snlsitut tpurte I'M Sabr. 1858 fur er.
tebanss> unb WObl,bdistsits 9wede son bn
Staatslestslatur eefeb!id ineprpprirt NIT einsE
Rapttal BON 81, 100000, 3u psl1em fte ieitbsI
eiasn Referssfonb BON $3.50 900 binausefdat Sat.
Stre sro6en 3iebunsen RON eintelmeu
Nummern fnbea mpnatlid fat. NiemaIs wirt
cine 8ietuns serfdsben. Nan Isle na&fpIsenbs
wreisSsrtbeluns.
&anptpreis $4,000.
100000 Iidets 3u 2 Dollar iepes.
Salbe 1idets 81.
etfeber Vr.tfs:
l 5auptsemnn Won $4,000 10000
srsber @twian 10000 10000
DO. 5000 5,0eG
to. 2,50O 5000
b0. ,000 5000
20 @ewinne BON 500 10000
100 DO. 100 10000
200 b.. SO 10000
500 bp. 20 10000
1000 30. 10 10000
Wpprprtm atipns gewnne:
Wpprsrima!iuns-@ -@ewinae 40 $500 1900
9 o6. 200 1,S08
9 b.. 100 900
1857 s@swinne in geiraee ssn $l1O,4ot
aQs unfere srs6en 3iebuusea ynbsn Fatt untsr
aufftbt Son
Gen. @. o. 8eamregara aua @fu.
gmba1 g. GarIy.
NJ Anfrasen fur Mssnisn, fowie 3atea fur
Glabt i6nnen nar In Der Sf7ee IN New> Orledus
9tmatt fpsrbtn.
Wrssn Iireularsn ob. geaeuunesn fhrsibt maH AZ
Ut. u. Dluphin,
Rtw Orleans 20
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-08-15
gerl1Snerungsmittel.

Mlle tosmetii&eu YraparatsJr Jraafreids,
ale 0erih0nsruapsmittel Der Welt Str.
mSs,n ben Damsu feint lhSne 5aut, 70.
iise Wansen unb ifrablsnoe Nuasn 81 Der.
fdafen. wenn ss ibnen an gutter @tluno.
teit ietlt; uno glihts psrmas 70 RAID unb
ii&sr quite @sfunoteit. 6raft, Grobinn
une S&Snbsit ,u peridafTen, wie bas
5opfenbittsr. Cine ein,ise probe esnist,
um felba ben unslaubiaaen su iitsreussn.
Siets In elmer anesrn Spalte. -5slssrapb.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-08-15

Sn Yaris min man bic &naben Der
8 oberen 8olfsf6ulflaiien in ben Waf=
fen einererciren. Gin Mrmee=@orps bon
10000 Sungen! 0as &ommanbo ioll
penlionirten uno 2anbipebr=Sf fi5iren
iibertrasen, Der &pitenbetrag bon ca.
100000 6ranes aus freiuilligen pa
triotii6en @aben beitritten perben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-08-15
NerlanQt.

100000 Yfunb 8noden, SSrner,
9umpen, altes Giien, Weiiins unb Sup
fer. Die bSdiien Yreiie werosn Sir obise
Artifel be5ublt bon
Yb. Souls Wtener,
5,5m6W Nnitin, Teras
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-08-15

Wan fann @elo ipareu, penn man
ieins Strumpfwaaren, 5aneidube, 3a=
identider &c. Bel $. @renet faut
i'm alamosebduoe, eine Ereppe bod.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
WHY WILL YE SUFFERI
The Priceless Vegetine!
CANCER CURED,

WASHINGTON, ID. d., Jan. @, 1881.
DIR. Ii. x. STEyENS.-rha great sympathy /
have for others who are sufferers from Cancers
and Cancerous Humors. imprcsses me that H. is
my sacred duty to wrilo TO you. although
and endured the most painful torments from
cancer OF the Breast My case defied the efforts
when gentleman in the oflice with my hus-
Dand advised him to Try your priceless Vege-
tine; he brought home bottle. Before taking
half OF the first bottle, slert well nights. I
continued taking the Vegotlno, gaining every
day: l have taken IS bottlrs. l am now en-
tlroly cured not yestige OF my disease left.
wish every on" could know what good medl-
cine 1t Is for such diseases. Your name Will
neYor bo forgotten May God over bless, guido
and protect you. Is the earnest daily prayer or
Mrs. e. A. SKIVINGTON,
$50 Seventh st.. Northwest, Washington, d. c.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
HEALTH is WEALTH.
HEALTH Of BODY is WEALTH Of MIND.
Railways
sARSAPARILLIAB RBSOLVBuY.

Pure blood makes sound flesh, strong bone
aud q clear skin. If you would have your nosh
firm. your bones sound without carles, aud your
complexion tIir, uso KndWay's SnrsaparAA"
liNh Rsesolvent.
remedy composed Of ingredients Of extra
ordinary medical properties essential to purify.
heal. repair and invigOrate the brOken-doWn and
wasted DOdy-QUICK, PLEASANT, SAFE and
PERMANENT = Its treatment and cure.
be designated, whether 1t be Scro;ula. Con-
sumption. syphilis, Ulcers. Sores TdmOrs, Boi!s.
ErySpelas, or Salt-Rheum, diseases Of the
Lungs. Kidneys, Bladder, Womb, SKIN, Liver,
Stomach or Bowels. either chronic Or c0nstitu.
t0nal, the virus Of the disease is In the BLOOD
which supplies the waste. and builds and re-
pa rs theSo organs and wasted tissues OF tho
system. II the blood Is unhealthy, tho process
OF repair must be unsOuld.
The SRrsapar1lltnnl lsesOIvent not only
IS a compensaIing remedy, but secures the har-
fishes throughout tho entire system functional
harmony, aud supplies the b 0Od.yessels with
pure and healthy current OF new life.' The skin,
after few days use OF the Sarsaparllllan, be-
comes clear and beautiful. PimpleS, Bl0tcheS,
Black spots and skin Erupt ons are removed
Sores and Ulcers soon cured Persons suffering
from SCrofua ErupJlve Diseases Of the Eyes.
Mouth. Ears. Legs, Throat and Glands, that
have accumulated and spread either from un-
cured diseases OF mercury, or from tho use Of
Corrosive Sublimate. may rely upon a cure II
the Sarsaparlllan Is continued a sufficient time
to make 1ts Impression on the system.
One bottle contains more Of the active prlnci-
pies OF medicines than any other preparation.
Taken In Teaspoonful DOSeS While Others re-
quire five or six times as much. One Dollar
Per Bottle.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
WIT AND HUMOR.

t'IT is a great thing to see the spirit
ual truth that all nature symbolizes, "
said she.
$50 1t Is" said he.
"And yet enjoyment is darkeped by
a terrible shadow" SAID she.
"HeyP" he inquired.
"a terrible shadow" she repeated, .,
shat casts a depressing reflection
upon the most exuberant soul.''
YES" replied lie, "l've felt 1t
when I've been short on spare-ribs. ;"
ION what?" she anxlously inquired. .
son spare-ribs.''
"But YOU should he philosophical {;
you should initiate Pythagoras."
"Who was heP'
He was a philosopher, and an
Eplcurean,: but he cid not 60 as far as
the Stoics.''
"Where did they goP" asked the
Board Of Trade man, and gazing at
him in amazement, his wild western
way began to dawn upon the cul-
chawed mind of the Boston girl, and
she said:
''Take mo to ma-ma."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02

For street tree In the open coun-
try. there Is nothing finer than a white
pine, Of full majestic growth. But we
don't want to make the mistake of
planting 1t In a twenty-foot door-yard
except, pos ssibly, hedge at the north
side, and for that purpose tho hemlock
might be preferred.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
A Monument OF Gold

Should be erected In memory Of the inventor
Of "Anakess," the great external Pile Rem
edy. Mr.. James J. Bassett, Of Erie, Penna.
writes as follows:
Messrs. NEUsTAEDTER Il Co.:
GENTLEMEN-Enolo, cd find p. o. orier for
$1.00. for which sond box Of "Anakosis." I
havo used two boxes and feel it my duty to say
TO you that by Tho uso Of your simple remedy
/ have been raised from tho brink Of despair
to the joyful hope Of soon being able to de-
clare myself entirely cured. Ono months
trial, at tho small expense OF the cost Of ono
box OF "Anakess" has given mo moro relief
than two years doctoring with our best physic-
ians here. Surely monument Of gold shoul
be erected in memory OF tho inventor Of Ana
kesis. Send at once if possible.
I shall be pleased to reply to any ono who
inquiries as to tho merits Of your valuable
medicine should you SEQ fit to publish this.
Sincerely your servant,
JAMES J. BAssETT. Erie, Pa.
"Anakess" is sold by all druggists. Prico
$1.00 por box. Samples sent free to all suf-
fcrers on application to "Anakesis" Depot,
Box 3946, Now York.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
A Good Housewife.

The good housewife, when she is
giving her house its spring rennoYa-
ting, should bear In mind that the dear
inmates OF her house are more pre-
cious than many houses, and that their
systems need cleansing by Purifying
the blood, regulating the stomach and
bowels to prevent and cure the diseases
arising from spring malaria and
miasma, and she must know that there
is nothig that will do 1T so perfectly
and surely as Hop Bitters. the purest
and best of medicines.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
DURING tho MardI Gras celehrat Il

DURING tho Mardi Gras celebration n
Nose Schomburg, upon returning to
his store on Galveston avenue from
dinner, found his clerk very much ex-
cited. The clerk said that q stranger
came In, and after asking and paying
the price of cravat, which was 81,
picked up the entire box, containing a
dozen, and went off with them.
"Did he pay you dc dollar?" asked
Nose.
"Yes," responded the clerk.
'Vell, den, we makes anyhow 70
per cent. profits Oh dc Investment"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
LYDIA E. PlNKHAM'S
VEGETART,E coMpnfrMn
Is O Positive Cure


sooommon to onr bcst female population.
1t Will cure entirely tho worst form Of Female Com
plants, all ovarian troubles Inflammation and Ulcern-
ton, Falling and Dsplaccscns, and tho consequent
Gpinn Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to tho
Change OF Life.
IG will dissolve and erpc: from tho uterus In
an early stage OF dcv ,opmcn Tho tendency to can.
humors there Is checked SDccdy by its se
1t removes falntness Ratuency, destroysall craving
for stlmuants and rcll9 weakness OF tho stomach
1t cures Bloating, Heaaachcs, Nervous Prostraton,
Goneral Debility, Slecplossness Depression and Indi.
gestion.
That feeling OF bearing down, causing pain, weight
and backache ts always permanently cured by te nse
1t will at oil times and under ali circumstances
harmony with tho laws that govern the female system
For tho Of Kidney Complaints OF either this
Compound Is unsurpassed.
LYDIA f. PINKHAhI's VEGETABLE COM.
POUNDS prepared at E93 and 235 Western Avonuo
Lynn, Mass. Prlco g. Sr bottles 85 Sent by rnai
in the form Of pills, as3 In tho form Of lozenges on
receipt Of price, 81 per Sox for eitter Mrs. Ptnkham
freey answers ell .a:tcrof Inquiry. Send for pamph.
let Address as above. Mention thfs Piper.
No family should bo Without LYDIA r. PINKHAHV
LIVER PILLS. They cpre constipation, biliouansaa
and torpidity OF the Nvr. 25 cents per uo1.
sIy- SiyJin I,v III T,~..".-t,~r -Eu
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
Iinuiu Or Dry.

Somo people prefer to purchase medicines
III tho dry state 40 that they can 500 for them
selves that thoy are purely vegetable Others
have not tho timn or dosjro to prepare tho
moaiclne. and wish 1t already to use.
TO accommodate each GLASS the proprietors
OF Kidnoy-Wolt now offer that we'll known
remedy in both Liquid and dry forms.
Sold by all druggists ovorywhere.- Truth.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02

WHAT Is beautiful? Why Carbo-
line, deodorized extract of petroleum,
as now improved and perfected. Clear
as spring water, delightfully."- perfum-
ed and will not soil the finest linen
fabric-a perfect toilet preparation
and absolutely makes the hair grow
on bald heads.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
WOrkinRlnon,

Before you begin your heavy spring
work after winter relaxation, your
system needs cleansing and strength
ening to prevent an attack Of Ague,
Bilious or Spring Fever, or some
other Spring sickness that will unfit
you for a seasons work. You will
save time, much sickness and great OK
pcnse If YOU Will use one bottle Of Hop
Blttors In your family this month.
Don't wait.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
A CLEVELAND LAWYER once SAID f.

A CLEVELAND lawyer once SAID in
his appeal to the jury: "Gem.tSlcanen,
you may hang the ocean on a grape
vine to dry. laSsu an avalanche, pin a
napkin to the mouth of a volcano,
skim. the clouds from the sky with a
teaspoon, throw salt on the tail of our
noble American eagle, whose sleep.
less eye watches over tho welfare of
the nation, paste "for rent" on the
moon and stars" But the jury did
none Of those things, all the same.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02

AMIABLE husband (who has just fin
ished moving). "Where are my slip.
pers, dear?" Wife. "They came along
with the third load and that load went
to the garrett" Husband. "And
whore Is my pipo?' Wife. "You'll
hnd 1T In one OF the barrels of crOckery
IN The cellar.' Husband. "And
where Is my comb and hair-brush ?"
wife. "Jane packed them in the
Kitchen stove with the children's
shoes" Husband (mentally solil9-
quIzing). "What woman nv wife
Isl She never went to college and yet
sne knows everything."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02

a Doctor received call the other
evening from couple who had not
been In this country over year, and
who had decided to checkmate any
danger from smallpox by vaccination.
The husband barred his left arm and
the operation was soon completed. He
then rolled up his other sleeve and
held out his right arm.
zone arm Is enough" replied the
doctor.
but 1 guess I takes two Of 'em,''
was tho reply.
"What for?
"Why, dis one Is for me, and der
odder one for my frow. 1t lsh better
dot L cotches all der smallpox myself.
Go ahead nit your stabbingW
The doctor did not succeed In con-
vincing them that one could not be
vacclnated tor both, and, and the
woman sullenly refused to let the
lancet touch her arm.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
[springfield, (Mass.) Rupub liean.l

In one Of our Now England ex-
changes we observe that VIM. Il. Fill
ley Esq, Of Plttstield, Attorney.at-
Law and Asst. Judge Police Court, and
late County Commissioner, was re-
stored to perfect health and activity,
by the use Of st. Jacobs Oil. lie had
suffered with rheumatism for years In
tensely; but by the recent use of the
remedy he was, as stated, completely
cured, and says tho Oh deserves the
highest praise.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02

A NEVADA girl's love-letter: "Dear
Jimmy, it's all up. We amt going to
get married. Ma says you're too
rough, and guess she's right. Pm
sorry--but can't you 60 to Europe and
get filed DOWN."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02

"AND did your late husband die in
the hope Of blessed immor tality,
sister Wiggins?" inquired the new
minister, who was making his first
call on fair widow of his congrega.
ton. "Blcss you not" was the mourn
ful response, "ho died in Chicago"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
Vegetine.
For CANCERS AND DANGEROUS HUMORs.
The Doctors Certificate, R<aan.

ASHLEY. Washington Co.. ILL.,. jan ID, 1873.
hR. II. II. SrEvBNs-Dear Sir: This is to GER
uty that had been suffering from Rose Cancer
and all my friends had given me up TO die, when
! heard OF your medicine, Vegetine. recon-.
meEded for Cancer aud Cancerous Humors. !
commenced TO tpke 1t, and soon found myself
beginning to feel better; my health aud spirits
both felt the benign influence which It exerted
and In few months from tho time commenced
the use OF the Vcgetine, the Cancer came out
almost bodily.
CARRIE DRFORREST
| certify that am personally acquainted
with Mrs: DeForre t, and consider her one OF
the very bost or women.
Or. 8. ii. FLOWERS.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02

VEGETINE was looked upon as an OK
pertinent for sometime by some of our
best physicians, but those most in
creduious in regard to its merit are
now It's most ardent friends and sup
DOrterS
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02

"BUT, Freddy, how could you think
Of calling auntie stupldp Go to her
Immediately and tell her that you are
sorry" Freddy goes to auntle and
says: "Auntte, am sorry you are
stupi d.''
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
[Gouvernour, On. " Horald.

With great pleasure we can recon-
mend as a radical euro for rheumatism,
st. Jacobs OH. This wonderful romcd,.
has been extensively nsed by larg,
number of people who daily testify to
lis marvellous effects.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-07-02
AT q fire in PARIS fireman "

AT fire in Paris fireman who
was about to save child asked for
something to protect his eyes. "Who's
got pair OF spectacles :" he cried. A
gentleman very politely took from his
nose fine pair of Brazilian pebbles
wiped them carefully, and, handing
them amiably to tho fireman, remark
ed: 81 hardly know whether these
are your exact number -