The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-11-15
NONSENSE,

James boys?
The Star ron,e ring was not
A.Brady-d 10 hurt.
Corsets and Whisky are pretty
much alike both make people slight"
The Catlettsbnrg Democrat says
Dayid Davis is what might be called
a Dem-I-Rep.
If the great singers $40 admission
boom should fall fiat, how, many
hearts win go pity-Paiti?
The NEW year will come in this
time on Sunday and everybody can
make a good start by going to
church.
"Birdie" writes 10 inquire what is
the best thing for chapped lips. We
have heard lwo-lip salve strongly rec
commended.
A maiden isn't exactly like a per-
simmon, the older she gets the sweet
err she becomes.-State Journal.
Then Misses Susan b. Anthony
and Anna Dickinson ought TO exem-
nlify the very quintescence Of
saccharine perfection.
F,.w men succeed in attaining
greatness, but according to Bons-
parties standard all women have
chance to become great. lie once re-
marked TO Madame Dc Steal thai lie
greatest woman was the one who
raised the most children.
An exchange tells of n young
couple who professcd religion at the
same time, joined the same church,
were baptized at the same time BY the
same minister aud were then united
in marriage before taking off their
wet clothes. Water romantic wet
ling!.
In Frankfort KY, the council has
decided that everybody must be vac
cinaied. How about the young la
dies who don't want their pretty
arms SCARED up? But we suppose II
Is not imperatively necessary that.
they should be vaccinated ON the
arm
Meacham says that when he dies he
intends to divide his fortune equally.
between all those women who have
successfully refused him, as they are
the promoters OF all his earthly hap
piness.-Staie Sentinel.
Ii we said it we will stick 10 it, but
as our "fortune".,,will consist princi-
pally of our gold clothes, 1--we don't
know of what use they will be 10
females.
One thousandi.shinglss laid four
inches to the weather will cover ionc
hundred square feet of surface but the
problem that most small boys have to
solve is how much surface one shin.
g,e will cover wlfen laid on by an ex-
asperated parent.
The first circus ever started in
America was organized at.Philadel-
phia in 1850. by man named Pickeis.
Gen. Washington and his staff at
tended the show. The circuses OF
to-day are entirely different from that
in every respect except the jokes OF
the clown. they have remained I'M
changed according to the best au-
thori;ics.
The paralune is the name of o new
inyenIion, similar to the parasol. 10
shield ladies' faces from the rays oil
the moon. If we should see young
couplei.keeping off the inspiring
moonbeams with one Of the new
tangled contraptions we would GER
tainly regard them as pair.o'-loons
| 81. NJ. Swormstedt, is the name Of q
new sprophet who has turned up IL
Cincinnati. lie says the destruction
of the World will begin on the 22nd
, of this month but that the grand
fiuale will not take place Till forty
days later. During these forty days
awful calamities will be visited upon
the people. p. S. One week frou
to-day is III time set apart for tho
beginning Of the end. We would
ad wise all of our subscribers TO pay
their subscription to the South Ken.
tuckian and be ready for the wind up
and II it does not come there will be
no ha III done.