The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-03-24
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therefore aoSa
wi,sn iSoih tssins 70 'asl ~ u Tier,
vas ehsctsn scr.iehins ., na roots 80
the 10 psils
Tie ~ rrsss5s1i, ca reaching horao,
shrsy hitnssli 90 louass AID With .
xsassed ait y..pcd oh H'ssbo'
--Io0ss says * NAY represent The IN
iso.h qaaaii,y' ,hki . growing boy viii
e.i. l.si hat An X sOai begis 10 pay for
a.
--whsu Hen Hill picl, susrrsl With
ssosllcY .easiog. il ~ill h. With q man Of
bis siEs. aud Bos viih lliie chap liae
Mlborss
-Tesrher. why did Moses mother
hide hiia susons the rssIsF' Pupil BE
r4u.e slse didn1 sAai 10 have him tseei.
mated
Be thankful thai you are poor you
viii poi have ,he trouble o. erA.iing cut
irom uadsr hsNsy monument on The
resurrection GaoIuing
Nes York. voilds fair still lags The
iAei il. NeE Yo,k wants walking matches,
no, Soflds fair. II choosing between
tao evils. she chooses The greater,
Wlsn Chirago little 30, ia bad and
Is urmma orders him TO stand In .
fasr. ~ edgss to-sris the door and re
issrts. '.say. ma. I. Il corner In lard on
c0raer 10 polk"
Joucs boy has had leg 40 lame that
! couldn't walk 10 school for week,
sd sitter two doctor. failed 20 cure Il. The
80 man had TO get The lad pair Of club
tkales 70 "a him right
Mabel. Why, you dear little girl, en-
siinel her grandpa, seeing his little
granddaughter with her bead tied up
Hsfe you got the headschey' "So, she
a4sssrcl swee,ly. 'I's dot aspit curl. "
Freddy heard bis mother wish for
more milk for cooking. Never mind,
Il ANNA, he said most eomfortingly,
ben grow TO be man. will buy You
isO coss, Que for sweet milk and the other
Or sour.
Your son has a tesming mind, said
ga instructor TO parent who was hot ex-
nsily pleased with the goings-ou Of his Of
,prtGg. Eyes, I've noticed it, lie talks
horse al The time guess lie has team
. & mind fast enough"
A trausoendental preacher took for his
i,xt. Feed my lambs." As he came out
- church plain farmer said, That Was
very great teii, but you placed the hsr so
l.igh Ia the rack that the lambs couldn't
reach H. nor the old sheep either"
Domestic philosopher. "rhere stands
tie mincc pie, here's the man. The for.
irer is intact; tho latter smiling aud ami
,ble, Time passes. The pie has tlisap- |
earcl. Lut the man is still there But |
here Is the smile and the amiablityY
Alas! They have dssappeared-with the
pie"
Tso country spinsters were stopping |
a, friends house after their return from
n scientific lecture. They occupied the |
same apartment, aud shortly after mid
night one Of them started, and avaking the !
other, exclaimed in great trepidation,
"Be,sey. | believe there is man under !
tho bcdl' Be,sey merely raised her finger |
in All admonitory way, and replied: do
not make noise then, Jane you might scare
him away"
AN engaged young man is late in pay
ing lis regular Wait in the dwelling OF his
unsteady inclined betrothed. The young
lady is auxions Tho family sympathizes
with her auxiois Suddenly the bell rings |
aud the calm blue sky Of peace reappears
In the young girls eyes as she eIelaims,
r,pturously, but very ungrammatically |
THAT'S hirnl How exquisite his technique
is on the bell pull. and--oh. the breadth
Of his ring"
Senator Carpenter used 10 tell with
much gusto, SAYS the Milwaukee Republi-
san, q remark made by his son Paul sew
erai years ago Alta social evening gath
ering at the Senator's house a guest in
quirel Of the boy, paul, what do you in.
tend TO do when you grow TO be a .manY
well. answered the boy, II should like
to drive back, but suppose shall have
10 be a Senator.
A tcstamcn,ary disposition. ---p.ter;
Nov, my boy. I've been making my will.
aud I've LEFT YER, large property IN trust
for you, merely wish to ask you II you
have snr suggestion to ofery" Son: well
don't know that have, sir--unless-
hum"--gpondcrsD Quesh'n is--as things
so nowadays, wouldn't il be better TO
lrayc the property TO the other f'ilar and
all 'ppoint me the ,rnstoe7"
--Dnriag terrible rain q few weeks
fincc, little girl was much interested in
hearing her father read from bis morning
paper that the Potomac river hal overflow
FL is banks. aud submerged the southern
par, OF Pennsylvania Avenue in Washing
ton. Some questions 10 school concerning
the Potomac rivrr were given that day,
eliciting the astonishing response that i,'.d
sag.y.s.al H.
whole slate Of Pennsylvania vi,h .aterF
"A certain literary gentleman. wishing
TO be undisturhed one day. instructed hi,
irish sersAni 70 admit no one. and. IL sny
one should inquire for him, 10 give him an
aaniyosal snsuer" Night came and tle