davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Dillon tribune., 1881-04-02

Dimncss 81 Vision Noises in the Head; the vital
other diseases that lead to insanity and death
Dr.. HINTIE, will asre. I" forfeit Fiye Hundred
Dollars tor case OF this kind the Vital Restorative
uIe. or ii,r ANYTHING impure or injurious found in
il. DIR. MINTIE, treats all Private Diseases sue
cessiaily without mercury, Consultation Free.
sis Of urine, 500 Price of Vital Restorative, $500
bottle. tour times the quantity, Snoo; sent t"
any address upon receipt Of price, or CoD.: secure
from observation, and in private name 1t DESIRED BY
II kEARNEv STkEEr. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
a ka1 M@a:y sa ess1sss.
rhra elect, Jxucorrha.. For sale by all drug
gists; 9l.no, bottle, six bottles fur $500.
d.. nintis's 0andslqa Pills, are the best and
For sale by all druggists. ma.Su
The Dillon tribune., 1881-04-02
"No.''
''Was anybody transported"

"Was anybody transported"
mo"
"Weel, then, what the dell are We grum.
bling about: Ii We had ye IN England We
would have hanged thousand OF We liz.
fore We could have appealed to the civil
law, and We would have transported other
thousands of We to Australia, where yc ow t
to be nov picking up stones"
There was moments silence, and then
the whole company burst into ro;'r OF
laughter and applause. The colonel was
squelched, and nothing further wits heard
from him.
The Dillon tribune., 1881-04-02
On Ehe Side.

--fsif,.S----
The Dillon tribune., 1881-04-02
THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY.

is q never failing Cure
.0r NERVOUS Debility,
Exhausted Vitality Sem.
nal Weakness, Spcr,na.
|torrhua. Loss Manhood,
Imrotcncy. Paralysis and
Ill the terrible effects Of
Sclf-ahisc. youthful foil
lies, and excuses in mat.
,,rcr years. such AS Loss
4 Memory, I.assitutlc,
Nocturnal, Emission,
Aversion to socie}v
The Dillon tribune., 1881-04-02

Mark Twain says that nothing seems to
please fly SD much Ia to be mistaken tor
huckleberry, and II ii can he pal'ned off
The Dillon tribune., 1881-04-02

4 bank is bad place for delicate Young
clerks and bald-headed cashiers; so much
exposed to drafts, you know.-New York
(1ranhic
The Dillon tribune., 1881-04-02

The Chicago Tribune says that seventy
eight patents were issued to women last
year, but not one OF them was an indicator
showing whether there was man under
the bed.
The Dillon tribune., 1881-04-02

The Chicago Tribune, having been asked
by subscriber whether Or not It Is con-
adhered proper for an engaged young won.
an to dance with young gentlemen at en-.
tertainments where her attianced does not
attend, says: Mt depends upon where you
live. In Boston or New York it might do
but in Carson City or Leadville an en-.
gagged girl never dances with any gentle
man except her atfianced. Very few men
are willing to die for the sake Of II girls en-
ioyment"
The Dillon tribune., 1881-04-02

Teacher: "Did not tell you to be pre-
,,ared with your history lesson' And here
vou are unable to repeat word OF It,"
Scholar: II didn't think it was necessary,
sir: I've always heard that history repeats
itself"
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-01-19
ABOUT HOME

The Herald says that the Rev. Rob
ert Collyer delivered lecture on the
10th in Chickerlng Hall, before the
Young Mems Hebrew Association, on
Something About Home" During his
discourse the reverend lecturer SAID
"lf preachers ever exhaust the Bible
so that they must find . new store OF
texts to preach from think this is sure
to be one of them, There is no place
like home 1t may be but a better
sort of prison or house Of bondage or q
mere meeting house, with short inter.
walls between the long services, but il
is home. Mr.. Mill had a ruthless way
with bis boy, John Stuart Mill. He
would make a great man of him. He
made the man, but he lost the child,
because he let him have no real child.
hood. The condemnation, which is
never quite uttered but il is always
felt in the story Of a great mans life,
is TO me like the resentment OF a soul
robbed of its birthright to all the Joy
there is in the mourning world. 1t is
the same thing again, in less noble
way, with Charles Dickens. The boy
was robbed of his childhood, as il
seems, through the general worthless.
ness of bis father. There is not a man
or woman in the world from whom !
may not sooner hope to get iavora.
hle verdict than from those boys and
girls of mine, if for any reason under
the stars | filch from them this one
gift--a home. They may stand on the
crest line Of forty years and say in
their hearts, My father wronged me ;
he robbed me of all that was best in
the best days | shall ever see. | had
no real home A man or woman may
have to face bard work and pinching
times, but then We can all face them
together and keep good cheer in the
simple things that cost nothing and
cannot be bought with gold. The max.
ing OF many man has lain in the seem
ing failure of his poor striving father,
Wealth and case, if we are not wise,
may prove to be anything but to our
advantage"
The lecturer concluded by referring
to the defective systems of education
observed in the homes of many children,
Their parents, be said, gave them no
room for expansion of thought. What
the father aud mother were, the chill
dren should be also they should play,
eat and pass their youthful days after
the stereotyped fashion of their ances.
tors, in way which must be mani.
festly injurious to the rising generation,
and one which cannot always leave
the most pleasant impressions in the
minds of children treated in this injudi
cious way,
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-01-19
CORN FOR FUEL.
AGAIN THE "LAsT RESORT IN THE WOOD
LESS NoRTHwEsT-FAoTs ABOUT
ITS USE,

There are localities IN the West and
Northwest where scarcity OF fuel has
forced people to burn corn again this
Winter. The frequent recurrence OF
the fuel famine in those places leads a
correspondent of the ST. Louis Pioneer
Press to suggest what he calls prac.
tical solution OF the problem. Coal
cannot be found, and the use Of wood
will soon exhaust tho available supply
Of that article; corn is the only sub
stitute, and must be the fuel Of the fut-
ure. For stoves it Is superior to any
other substance, hard coal alone ex-
cepted and it is cheaper than anything
that is likely 10 be used as fuel. Two
or threealcres of corn win afi0id an
ordinary family years supply for
fuel and this writer alleges that the
same corn sold in the market, and the
proceeds turned into wood or coal, will
not begin to do it, OF course, he
speaks of the far Northern prairies
Corn may be used in either a wood or
coal stove without anychange Of CRATES,
and make a steady, hot fire, which can
be regulated as readily as q coal fire.
Two bushels of corn in the ear il is
estimated, will keep a comfortable fire
the coolest day Regarding the
squeamishness about burning an arti-
Gle that is used for food, the writer
says pointedly: 81 would sooner have
an acre of corn that can be replaced in
a single year, than to burn an acre Of
timber that takes years to replace,
even on the score Of sentiment" There
is common sense in this. If it is
cheaper for people on fertile prairies to
raise their fuel as they do their food,
and give what little timber they have
for other purposes, sentimental squeam'
ishness should not deter them from do
ing so. More cooked food is daily
thrown away than would feed the
hungry poor, and 1t is done without
compunction. While there can be no
excuse for this wasteiulness, there IS
good reasons for burning corn, when it
is of more value as fuel than the pro
ceeds would be II used in the purchase
of wood or coal.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-01-19
SUNLIGHT

The sun, if you will only open your
house to him, is a faithful physician,
who will be pretty constant in attend.
ance, and who will send in no bills
Many years ago glass was something
of q luxury, but now we can all have
good.sized windows,and plenty ofthem,
at moderate cost, and there is no eX-
cuso for making mere loopholes, through
which the sun cast but half an eye, and
from which one can gain only narrow
glimpses Of the beautiful outer world.
If bay windows are too expensive, a
very desirable substitute can be had by
placing two ordinary sized windows
side by side with wide capacious
ledge at the bottom for seats or for
plants. A room with window like
this cannot fail to be CHEEKY, and its
effect in a simple cottage house is quite
sumptuous. There is likewise in its
favor the fact that it is less exposed
than the deep bay window to outer
heat and cold.
III u hlbOuNu VI III u uNullu bSAiOuul,
or in an attic where the walls are low,
two halfwndows set side by side and
made to slide or to open on hinges,
admit broad, generous light, and give
an apartment a pretty and pleasing
rustic air.
Let the builder endeavor TO have all
rooms in daily use, especially bedrooms
and sitting rooms, well lighted by the
sun. "To sleep on unsunned beds in
unsunned chambers, and to work day
after day in unsunned rooms, is the
unrepented sin of half the nation, +" Wig.
orously aflirms a prominent writer
But this should not be said of that part
of the nation living in the country Tar
from those towering brick walls whose
steps take hold on basement kitchens,
and in whose depressing shadows many
lives must necessarily be spent, In
the country, with whole sky to draw
from, lot there be light If any rooms
in the house must look solely to the
north for illumination, lot them be the
parlor and the spare chamber People
who come and 60 can be cheerful for q
while in u north-windowed apartment,
but the constant dwellers in q house
need its eunniest rooms.-F Farm Homes
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-01-19
STORMS IN NEBRASKA.

One of the faults Of the climate, says
q Nebraska letter, Is the terrible
storms, their frequency at certain
times, and their sudjenness. OF these
storms there are two kinds--tho wind
storm and the dust storm. Which is
worst is hard to tell. A most unpleas-
ant peculiarity of the storm is its ap-
pcarance on the very shortest notice.
Vcnnor, who is considered by some as
q tolerablo good weather prophet in
the East, would be lost here. Some
times when there are all the indica-
tons of an approaching storm, there
is no storm, and rice uesd when the
air is clear and pleasant, storm may
come soudding along in twenty MIN
utcs. The winds are often very Sc
we're, and are very banefnl. They some
times blow for weeks at time. The
common trees hero are the cottonwood
and box.elders. Many of these are
blown TO shreds by the wind, such is
It's force, and the soitness Of tho fibre
Of the wood, Often the wind blows
30 briskly that one can scarcely keep
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-01-19
"ALES WEI THAT ENDS
IBLL."


AT the formfDn OF Shallespeare's
"All's Well Tbt Ends Well' lies Boo
caccio's story "Glletta at Narbona. f"
The English ret may or may not have
understood lillian and studied his
theme in its riginal language it is
probable that Q availed himself of the
translation b. William Painter con
tanned in his Palace of Pleasure" n
collection of pmances published in
1875. The MAJ incidents Of the nov
elctte reappearn The play, new char
acters being aded by the dramatist.
Gilletta becomeHelena, and Beltramo
is anglicized int, Bertram the Count.
ess, PAROLES, anttho Clown have no
existence in the Italian story, and of
course the more omlc scenes of the
play, in whicbhosrolles specially
figures, are eltires attributed TO
Shakespea,e. Upoi the story Of
"Giletta of Narbona, it may be noted f.,
was also founded "Yiginia," one Of the
Oldest Of Italian cm,dies, written by
Bernado Accotti, and printed in 1913
"AlI's Well That End Well" was first
printed in the first fclio collection of
Shakespeare's plaYs 16@. 1t has
been judged however that "All's Well
That Ends Well" eme into existence
some fve.and.tweny yeas before that
date, and was realli the c,medy which
Francis Meres, in lis littl, book called
"Paladis Tamia," published in 1888,
referred to under ho title of Loves
Labors Won,' no Dther )lay bearing
that name having been discovered,
while, as Malone las urgd, no other
play could have bone thatname with
so much propriety as "All's Well That
Ends Well" Coloridge is If the same
opinion, describing the play as "origi.
nally intended as the Counterpart of
Loves Labors Lost, " Dunain is the
name Of one of the Lords attending
upon the KING Of Navarro il Loves
Labors Lost" and two Dumians,
French Captains serving in the Flor.
entino war, appearin "All's Well That
Ends Well !" otherwise the plays can
hardly be said TO resemble each other,
or can be only considered as compan.
ions with little correspondence between
them. That the comedy has come
down TO us in q corrected and altered
form has been Otter maintained. "No
intelligent person, declares Mr. Furni.
vail, "can read the play without being
struck by the contrast Of early and
late work in it. The stiff formality of
the rhymed talked between Helena
and the King is due, not TO etiquette,
but to Shakespearc's early time; so
also tho end Of the play &c.-AH the
Year Round,
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-01-19

should be able TO rely upon drug not
only as pure, but also as Of standard
strength, Any deviation in strength,
quality, or purity from the standard
set down in the pharmacopeia, which
seriously affects the medicinal or cur
ative effects Of the drug, IS dangerous,
and should be made severely punisha-
Bile.
There IS also kind of adulteration
Of food and drink which is fortunately
uncommon, perhaps but which is so
dangerous when IL does occur, that
Legislation must provide heavy penal
ties for its suppression. The use of
occulus indicus in beer, the contami-
nation OF timed goods with lead or
ether poisonous metals, and poisonous
coloring of confectionery, are examples
OF sncb aduteration, And in the case
of drugs we have ehildren's powders
or sluepins draughts containing poi
sonous doses ofopium or othernarootics.
We must, therefore, treat adultera-
ton, first, as a means Of cheating and
second, as deleterious to health, max
ing the penalty in the second case, of
course, much heavier than in the first.
-Neio York Sun.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-01-19
WHAT SHALL WE DRINK ?

The editor of tho Science discusses
at length the value of the different
articles of food which generally enter
into daily consumption. Chocolate,
he says, from its large proportion of
albumen, is the most nutritivo bevcr.
age, but at the same time, from its
quantity OF fat, the most difficult to
digest Its aromatic substances, how.
ever, strengthen the digestion. A cup
of chocolate is an excellent restorative
and invigorative even for weak per.
sons, provided their digestive organs
are not too delicate. Cardinal Rche.
lieu attributed to chocolate his health
and hilarity during bis later years.
Tea and coffee do not afford this ad.
vantage. Albumen in tea leaves, and
legumin in coffee berries, are repre-
sented in very scanty proportions.
The praise of tea and coffee Us nutri.
tive substances is, therefore, hardly
warranted. Tea aud coffee, though "
themselves not difficult Of digestion,
tend to disturb the digestion OF albu.
minous substances by preoipitatlng
them from their dissolved state. Milk,
therefore, II mixed with tea or coffee,
il more difficult of digestion than il
taken alone, and coffee alone without
cream promotes digestion after dinner
by increasing of the dissolving juices.
The volatile oil Of coffee and the EN-.
pneumatic and aromatic matters Of
chocolate accelerate the circulation,
which, on the other hand is claimed
by tea. Tea and coffee both excite
the activity of the brain and nerves.
Tea, IL is said, increases the poyer Of
digesting the impressions we have re-
ceived, creates a thorough meditation,
apd, in spite OF the movements of
thoughts, permits the attention to be
fixed on n certain subject On the
other hand, II tea is takeu in excess, IL
causes an increased irritability OF the
nerves, characterized by slceplessness,
with a general feeling OF rostlessness
and trembling of the limbs, Coffee,
also, il taken in excess, produces sleep
Iessness and many banciul effects very
similar to those arising from tea
drinking. Coffee, however produces
greater excitement, and sensation OF
restlessness and heat onsues. For
throwing off this condition fresh air Is
the boet antidote.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-01-19

|. lie is a teacher, not a mere OK.
amlner. He questions for the purpose
of impartng knowledge, not for find
ing out what the pupil knows.
2. He asks the questions in the or.
der in which subject should be in.
vestigated, making his pupils for the
time searchers alter truth. and himself
their leader and guide.
3. Ho knows tho mind-tho order
of It's growth and the method OF its
thought and he adapts his work
to il.
A, Ho exercises all the faculties Of
the mind, and asks the very questions
necessary to develop and strengthen
them.
8. Ho asks few questions llo
chooses carefully his words Every
sentence means something, and every
word is the right ono.
G. He wastes no time in delays, but
pushes hisinquiries with good degree
of rapidity, and keeps up the heat oi
intellectual lile by rapid and sharp
blows.
Z, He knows what he wants, and
drives straight for it. lie allows no
sldo issues, discussions, or irrelevant
questions to throw him of bis track
3. He leads bis pupils to the noun
tains Of knowledge, where they can
see truths thoy never saw before. He
shows them new views Of subjects, 30
that they are often astonished and do.
lighted.
o. He never questions for the pur.
pose Of displaying his own knowledge,
bat keeps himself in the background,
and the truth in the forefront When
hc is through, bis pupils think of what
they have been taught, and not OF the
teacher.
10. lie is an enthusiast lie be-
lioves 10 himself enough 10 give him
the confidence necessary TO secure his
success.
IL. He never leaves his subject until
a definite, clear, concise and conclusive
result Is reached. This 10 kept as a
valuable addition 10 knowledge. lie
lleaves. nothing ut loose ends.-BarHes
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-01-19
WHAT VOICRS INDICATE

There are light, quick, surface voioei
that Involuntary seem to utter thu
slang, ''l won't 40 20 TIC 70. Tn'
mans words may assure you Of hii
strength of purpose and reliability, ye'
bis tone contradicts his speech.
There are low, deep, strong voices
where the words seem ground out, as
if the man owed humanity a grudge
and meant TO pay it some day. That
mans opponents may well tremble
and his friends may trust his strength
of purpose and ability to act
There is the course, boistorous, die
tatorial tone, invariably adopted by
vulgar persons, who have not sufficient
cultivation to understand their owl
insignificance
There is the incredulous tone that
is full Of a covert sneer, or a secret
"You oan't-dupe.me.s sir" intonation.
Then there is the whining, beseeoh
ing voice, that says "sycophant" as
plainly as if it uttered the word. II
cajoles and tlatters you its words, say,
81 love you, | admire you; you are
everything that you should bo."
Then there is the tender, musical
compassionate voice, that sometime:
goes with sharp features Gas they in
dicate merely intensity of feeling anC
sometimes blunt features, but always
with a genuine benevolence.
fyou are full Of affection and pre-
tense, your voice proclaims it.
If you are full OF honesty, strength
and pupose, your voice proclaims it
If you are cold and calm and firm
and consistent or fckle and foolish
and deceptious, your voice will b'
equally truthtelling.
You can not change your voice from
natural to an unnatural tone, with
out its being known that you are do
ing so,
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-01-19
THE CzAR AND HIS FAMILY

lPni' Dispateh to the London Telegraph
Some further details respecting the
morganatic marriage Of the Emperor
OF Russia are published in the Figaro
The ceremony came of last Summer
at the Castle OF Tsarkoe Selo during
the man@uvres at tho Krasnof camp.
The witnesses were Count Alexander
Adlerberg, Minister OF the Court Gen.
Ryteef, one of the Cars Aides-de-
Camp, and an intimate friend of his
Majesty, Count Milutine, Minister of
War and Genera! Loris Melikoli, now
Minister of the Interior. There is, it
appears, no truth in the report that the
Gar asked bis uncle, the Emperor
William, to grant the Princess Dolgo.
roukl u high title The second wife is
styled the Princess Youriefl, one OF the
titles belonging TO the Romanohs. AT
first, as is well known, the marriage
was not well received by the different
members Of the imperial family, some
OF whom-the Czarewitch, for exam.
ple-spent the Summer at the baths OF
Hapsal, while others, as the Grand
Dukes Constantine and Vladimir, ,camo
to France But, little by little, spirit
Of conciliation has gained the upper
hand, thanks in a great measure, ac-
cordng to Figaro, to the initiative OF
the Duchess OF Edinburg The same
change is noticeable among the other
classes OF Russian society. At first the
marriage was only alluded to with the
utmost reserve in the higher circles,
while now il is openly mentioned even
among the people, There has even
been a rumor at st. Petersburg that IT
was to be officially announced ere long,
and it is again reported that the Gar
will resign portion of his duties to
his eldest son at the New Year.
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1881-01-19
10 BE CARRIED IN YoUa PooKrT.-

10 BE CARRIED IN YoUa Pocket. -
Keep good company or none. Never
bo idle. If your hand cannot be use.
fully employed, attend to the cultiva.
tion Of your mind. Always speak the
truth. Make few promises. Live up
TO your engagements. Keep your own
secrets, if you have any. When you
speak to o person, look hun in the face
Good company and good conversation
are the very sinews of virtue. Good
character is above all things else.
Your character cannot be essentially
injured, except by your own acts. II
any one speaks evil of you, let your
life be such that no one will believe
him. Drink no kind of Intoxicating
liquors. Ever live misfortune exoep
ted within your income. When you
rotiro to bed think over what you
have been doing during the day. Make
no haste TO be rich, If you would pros
per. Small and steady gains give com
potency, with tranquility Of mind
Never play at any game of chance
Avoid temptation, though you fear
you may not withstandit. Earn money
before you spend 1t. Never run into
debt unless you can sec your way "a
get out Of it. Never borrow IL you
can possibly avoid IL. Do not marry
until you are able to support a wife
Never speak evil of any one. Be just
before you are generous. Keep your
sell innocent II you would be happy
Save when you are young, that yor
may spend when you are old. Read
over tho above maxims at least once {
week. Exchange