Daily Republican., 1881-01-13
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A black tea cOlored wife.
FRY Wolte's Hindoo Catarrh euro.
| An unpalatabie dish. Gold shoulder.
| A real teetotlI stesmer-The tea kettle.
| Pinaphorigm-Better late than hardly ever
Nice black walnut frames, at the 99c. store
Try Kings Good Samaritan Cough syrup
Go to Boyd X Co., II Z. 4th ST., lor produce
Oupping and Isecnink at Ne. lO3 Is. I'd st
Better have large feet than poer under
standing.
A matchless atory.-One in which there are
no weddings.
What the cabbage said to the cook-"Ny
heart is thine"
Il like your inpufcncs," as o pretty girl
gald when her beau kissed her.
A man who works too hard to lay up money
is apt " DO laid up himself.
There is painful rumor afoat that the
ice crop has been touched by the frost and
that high prices may consequently Dc OK.
pected next summer.
Those who wish TO buy good family flour
for three cents per b, should go to the steam
mills W. Font street. All Kinds OF ttCur and
iced.
Little maid of seven years. mama, have
llst been reading that in Naples girls get
married when only thirteen. DO let US go
to Naples.
Out hay In SACK, md bales from so to 2:o
bs each, at nay market, 7l3 ". Front street
A. Ii. Tatnail.
Don't torgst that Slmpers at Ill west Sth
street, still has STOCK Of pGrior and cooking
stoves solling oheap, give MIN d call.
Loose hay by the ton. at a reasonable prjcs
for cGsh, at the hay market, 7l3 W. Front ST.
A. Il. Iatnall.
Boquet tables, foot rests, writing desks,
marble top TAB es, camp cha irs, secretaries.
music stands. library tables, and a host OF
other goods at l.. +. Adair'S, 2O7 Market st.
A gentleman who had servant with a
very lhick skull, used often to call him
the king OF tools. l wish said the maA
one day, you could make yoar words good, l
should then be monarch Of he world.
The grass is turning green, was the OBJ
servant remark OF young man eseorting q
pr tty dsmsel acress the common, and the
saucy miss replied that he had get ahead Of
the grass Dya number OF days.
50, said a lady to a strong min nded' friend,
so you and Mr.. B. are !Oon to becsme man
and wiis, l hear. l beg your pardon, We are
naughty response.
Call on Mccartney, for william G, Pen.
nypacker h Co.'s ehsice family ana patent
d ours, the cheapest and: best in the market,
2 and 4 W. letn st.
Patrick comes 10 the Morgus to elaim
lest relative. Has he apy pscliarity by
which he can be recognized? ssks the guar.
liam. Yes, ho is tumb.
"In an angry instant a man may do what
! lifetime OF repentance cannot undo" saysI
Henry Ward Bescher. True, Mr.. Beecher
10 may break an Gag.
An exuberant youth halls q supposed 40.
luaintance with Hello. Joe ~ but, finding |
lis mistake, adds, Oh, excuse me; thought
answers, l1I.
lours hard labor over q letter to his girl, and
heH mars It's beauty by spilling drop of
nix on 1t, ke FIRST 6wears n scientific Man-
Ter ter lew inmates, a then drrws Cir
lie round the blot and tells her 1t is 0 kiss,
nd she, poor thing, believes 1t.
Not long since, Kent farmer whilo on his
way to London, was stopped by highway
nan and requested TO hand over his money
# nave his Drains blown out. Oh, said the
armcr, quietly, blow away; its better to 70 to
4ondon without brains, than without money
A woman accidently vent to church with
wo bonnsts on her head--one stuck inside
he other--and the otner women in the con.
,regation almost died Of envy. they thought
/ was new kind ofa bonnet and TOO sweet
or anything.
No, william, she mourntully uttered. still
flowing him to retain her haAd-no William
can't marry you. don't believe you can
provide wife with butter upon your
u esent salary, and can't eat oieomarga.
Inc.
holled and pearl wheat, crushod and pearl
barley, iarina, oat meal and Graham flour
the very best, with the richest wheat neut
that can be made out Of wheat alone also
buckwheat, none better .sh cents, at VIM.
d. Plokelu, 407 King st.