The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-10
Trot 'em Forward.

"What / want to see, said Denver
man, as he alighted from the train at
Munhntlan Beach, ,''l4ilus want To see
is some of your boastcd civilization. ]
amt much on the swell myself, but !
want to see some top.shelf society,"
That's what l want. Now just parade
your Astors and your Vanderbilts and
yonr Jay Goulds and your Knickerbockers
and the other ancients right before my
presence. Don't be any way skecred of
Inc. These clothes only cost $40 and Pm
no way stuck up. | want TO SEQ some
tone. Cut me thick slice Of high life.
l come long piece to see the fashionablcs,
and if they're in condition just pull off the
blankets and trot 'em forward"
els there anything can do for you2"
asked tho manager courteously, noticing
the crowd gathering,
"Right you Cad, stranger. l come
MORN bushel of miles TO see this climate,
and l want the attractions spread 30 can
examine the layout. | can throw some
money myself, but what want to see in
style. Tell 'em not TO hide on my account
Just walk some Of the dignitaries up and
down before me couple Of times. l want
to see their points. Fetch ms out a couple
of well matched high steppcrs and give
'em their heads"
'All the people you see around you, sir,
are first class people. They move Ill our
highest circles and belong to tho aristo
clacy,' explained the manager.
Are you giving it to me straight.
partner2 All these fellows way-up2-
Who's the philosopher with his breeches
tucked in his soclSs2'
:, 'Ihat is Yale young gentleman, come
on a VACATION
i don't want that kind. Show mo q
high daddy, one of EN- that gets theil
name in the paper for going to whooping
weddings, and Is called the clignt. Pick
throwing for
i don't think any of Mr.. Astor's family
are here to-day. That stout gentleman
with side wfliskers belongs to one of the
first families IN New York. He is very
popular young man and leads in the Ger.
man.
Amt big enough. Haven't you got q
couple Of head of Vanderbilts or Jay
Gould or 80 anYwhercs2 You sec, stranger,
l'vc read about these fellows and I'd Ike
to greet 'em with cordiallty. What want
Is to wobble fins with the satin lined. That
Yale man and the boss leg singer in the
Dutch fandango amt new. We SEQ them
home when they string for tourists. Pm
OH to them, but what want is the bal.
looms, the soarcrs. Throw your plckaxe
and see if the wash don't pan better dirt.
Strikes me your rock don't assay pretty
we'll this evening. Where's the mob 2"
"These are the best people know OF
to-day said tho manager in despair.
"Mr. Vanderbilt is not here, nor is Mr..
Could"
"Ain't you got any Knlckerbockcrs or
draught2 Don't you keep the best i,
stock2 You'd make out to starve ir
Denver If you wasn't inter fcrcd with
partner. When man throws himsclf fol
hoteler in those parts he keeps the hign
toned population right out in front ant
shared up behind. You don't seem to hav,
much expcrsencc in running a becf-a-la
mode rancho. Just begun, haven't you
If l was in your place I'd have then
Goulds aud Knickcrbockers and Wander
bllts and Aslors ranged right along tn
front edge of the back stoop, splitting at
chip for drinks and the fret one that brok
gravel would pay his bar bill or 60 HON
bare headed; now, you hear me. Wha
you want, stranger, is enterprise. Al
you've got Is shed and some water, AM
II your liquor amt any better'n your judg
ment pm going back dry"
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