The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-12-22
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mupi,g would noi suffer
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heaven .hss world would be,
IAe difference between "a, aud
oo.Fisaa 10 that ono hss the claws al the end
q paws. uhile the other has tho pause at
The cod q elsnse,
weAre told sthe evening wore on,
bat VIZ are noi told vha, the evening wore
o. tin particular occasion. Was il the
closeoi Winters day.
Ii seems that competition has forced
tho l,Yioe Of false teeth down 70 low that
il Ant rcally-wDrth bodys While 10 cut
bis natural oses.
Dons throw away your old -four bar
rels They are useful i, has been found
that al ordinary hoar barrel will hold
67s. 900 silver dollars
Somebody observes that when six
youas ladies vt dewn TO talk about new
dress pattern small boy with tin horn
- a refuge Tor the weary
"know thyselr' may be an excellent
sort Of proyegb. but It's forcing pretty
tough acquaintance on some folks
Eureka, New, has barber who can
speak SIX different languages. But as he
can only speak one at time, he's no worse
than the ordinary barber.
A pupil in history was asked the man
ner o. death met by Iatimer, who, II will
DO remembered. was burned At the stake.
She replied ''lIo died from over heating
himself
- dote upon that girl, said smith
That makes about the twentieth girl You
have dotted on within month, remarked
Fenderson. ut is about time yen had
Sown all your wild dotes, Smith.
"A Wisconsin man stole 80 sheep and a
steer, but the warrant charged him with
stealing 80 steers and sheep. and he left
the court room with all his Repatriation
restored.
Said tie Lecturer: "The roads up
these mountains are too steep and rocky
for even donkey to climb; therefore !
did not attempt the ascent.
The. opera season is at its height in
New York This may account for the
alarming reports OF smallpox sent out in
afiectiouaie letters TO country cousins.
--''save Ono Little Kiss for Papa" is
the title OF the latest song, If this remark
is aimed at a Chicago girl with four sturdy
beaux the old mans chances are very
slim
The Burlington Hawk-Eye thinks it is
no use worrying about the tendency Of
cigerotte smoking to destroy the boys
lives because the boy who smokes ciger'
cites will generally be improved by kill
ing.
The James brothers are not given
fair show. Why not make one OF them a
New Jersey bank cashier and see what he
could do with favorable surroundings.
A little child was addressed by gen
,leman the other day. How old are you,
my dcar?" he asked. "Oli!" said the
child, Indignantly; I'm not old at all.
I'm quite new"
An Ohio girl sued a man for breach Of
promise, and proved him such a scoundrel
that the jury decided that she ought to
pay him something for not marrying her
AT a recent. ecclesiastical gathering
remark was quoted that sleeping in
church is sdisciplinable oiiense." Where
upon person in the audience reioined
THAT is, the minister should be disciplin-
cd
There is nothing like being graphic
4 man who tried TO give an idea OF eter-
nifty, said. why. my friends, after mil.
hons aud ,riilions Of years had rolled ava,
il would he hundred thousand years 10
breakfast time.
A mau named Baker, living in Chen
ango county. n Y, is gradually turning
10 chalk $50 the doctors say. When tbs
transition is complete he would he yalu
able man " have around dairy farm.
~ /, is spoken Of as wonderful thing
that the person who transports the maile
from Vergennes 70 Addison, VT, is a wo
man. Just As il transporting males wa
not womans work from time immemcrial
- can see. observed the phenologisi
without even touching your wifc's head
that she lisa woman Of considerable brain
force. Yes, returned the simple.
minded countryman, as il pleased with tbt
observation my SAILS mighty hard
hitter; leaA.aAys, rA go, half dozen
bumps on nv bead 10 ont on hern
-"Dont you know that !, is felony 10
steal pOckst-book ont Of gentleman
pocketg" asked 40 Austin justice Of a hard
CASE "Yes. know IT, ieige, but da, 81
pocket book bulged on, 3, de sides so da'
b'leyc you has 70 much spcret in yer da'