The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1881-05-27
NEW NoR'-WEsTEi S.

malignity Is immortal.
Both Window and Lincoln are spoken
Of as persons who have the presidential fever.
1T has been suggested that some time in
the future Carl Schurz will be mayor Of New
York.
The complete works of Meissoner In
photogravure Sre being published in Paris.
-Californians 60 fishing, and call it sport
TO wrestle with " pound salmon.
General Badeau has finished his "Life Of
General Grant," which is in three volumes.
Save your old tin cans for religious pur-
poses. A Methodist church at Eureka, New,
is rooted with them.
George Law, the New York miliionalre,
is eighty-two years old. His weight is three
hundred pounds.
do not ask If a maH has been through
college; ask If college has been through
him; If he is a walking university.
For the next five years all boat races be.
tween the Harva.d and Yale crews will be
rowed at New London.
The Eads ship railway contract has been
unanimously approved by the Mexican cham
Der of deputies.
MIR. Vanderbilt bought 5000 more OF
! government bonds the other day. The click
of scissors In the Vanderbilt mansion must
be monotonous.
General b. L. Butler having announced
that he feels like boy again." the Boston
Herald is wicked enough to suggest that he
feels like ..the old boy"
| California is noted for It's beautiful roses.
Its annual rose show has just been held at
Santa Barbara, where 200 varieties of roses
were shown.
| Paper dinner-plates are now in use. "By-
and-by," says the Syracuse Herald, "they
will print the news of the day around the
rim and serve them at every meal"
A telegraph man In Nevada went to q
concert. Tue viohnist played very nicely
holding his audience spell bound, until sud
denly string snapped. The telegraph man
shouted: "Wires down, by George!"-Sdr
Francisco Post.
Charles Teske, Hartford matchmaker
who has invented a mathematical watch reg
ulator, is said to have been offered $l2, 900 q
year for The use of the patent blythe Walthsn
Watch company.
An English writer says that 1t Is begin
ming to be fashionable to be hard up, ant
that If matters 60 on al the present rate pov
erty In England will soon cease to be crime
The Chicago Tribune Is poking fun a
Whiielaw Reid for getting married at his age
just as II newspaper man ever got too old u
marry a blue-eyed girl and half miilioI
dollars with her.
=" Small farms" was one of the late Hor
ace Greeley's hobbies, and one Of bis best
made an expensive si isiiaffas ifffs At a"e
has made France the richest country accord
ing to area Of ancient or modern times.
Some newspaper cayilee actually find
fault with Miss Morris for such petty, child
ish tricks as bowing to friends in the hous
| whist playi II may uoaa0 "
or stopping in the middle of scene aud ar'
lesslv signal the conductor to play his violi
little louder.
MIR. Matthew Vassar and his brother
| q. yassar, of Poughkeepse, N. T., last wee
5 formally presented new and very handson
/ building, known as the Vassar Home for Ol
7 Men, in Poughkeepsie, ard other proper'
> with il, all of the value of $4,000, to IL
!, trustees of the institution, and added $3o,o
:. as an endowment fund.
In circus show at Galveston there WI
lately double wedding. The giant wedd'
the fat woman, and the living skeleton b
u came the husband of the Circassian girl. II
. EMPLOYEES of the circus had banquet in Gel
b,ation of the double blessedness.
. Contain your ire and repress your ind'
!, nation. New York's best chemist says th
oleomargerine Is better than most butter, a
entirely free from anything that Will affe
! the health. Might rs well call II good a
90 ahead with the hot biscuits.
The members OF the monogamic Norm
.. church at Plano, ILL.,, of which Elder Jose
! Smith, son of the original Joseph, is
sn,ritual head, are about to move to Deca'
he county, Iowa. The church has forty soc
- ties In Illinois, with 800 members, and
- societies In North America, with msmb
he ship Of about $1,000.
IS DIR. r. j. Calling, the inventor OF
IL. famous gun bearing that name, was rear
-er the Buffalo Courier says, In little log ca
tic N the heart OF North Carolina backwoo
A. What In time became the Gatling gun IS
J." 10 have sprung from boyish attempt
ire make q corn-planter.
,ot An English journalist complains
en the most aggravating form OF "repiy -
In repetition OF yonr own words interrogativ'
And he says that The farmers are prom
this exasperating procedure. In this coui
tne exasperating procedure Is no. confine'
as the rural districts. But 1t has Its aggrava
par alIel In the question of the man VINO
ars another: You don't want to do SO and
the do you?" which brings up the story q
Miller. for what we know of the farmer
tch said to the Quaker, " You don't want 20
z 4 load Of wood, do you?S And the Qu
replied, +" Friend, thou first teliest ie'
,en- then thou askest question"
Some idea Of the magnitude OF the
sses Of England may be learned from The fac1
,ve, II covers five acres Of ground and emp
uch 900 clerks. The building 10 amply prote
against fire by large cistern sunk ~
hea- courts and by engines kept In order iol
hat mediate use. Light Is admitted shr
open courts, there being no windows o
nsly streets, 90 that no mob could force i1s
the into the structure except by csing can
10 batter down the great wallis Inc
1T wss incorporated In I64e.
,me-
-. A Mailing recision.
WASHINGTON, May 13--The fos1'n'
der General directs that sample copies oi
Won publIcations cannot b. mailed IN quan
II r trNh