The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-02-15
II Is A FACT,
And the Paper. Published for the
People now on Earth Can
Prove It.

And the Paper. Publishsd for the
People now on Earth Can
Prove It.
That il 10 6ne thing TO DO guard duty |
rome times.
That ysstsrdsy Wa . bad day for the !
festive tramp.
That Narshal Smith don't court news
paper notoriety.
That the Veteran reunion On the p J
will b boomer.
THAT yesterday was rough on police
men and reporters.
That Sam. Mexican, in imitation Of
Hancock, vsau corseta.
-Thst Charlie Parker wishes 81. Val
sstiss's dsy had Passed.
That Alderman Kamm l. iucompsten,
Tor the position be holds.
That "a. Barrett should have dsliverei
that coal - b promised 10.
That Of6csr Kelly patrols the street.
more than any men On the force.
That the present weather = anything
but pleasant for freight brskeuen.
Tibet Harry Hensiken il the ben. ns-
tursd cocktail dispenser in the city.
That the party whs wrote "R.autiiul
Saov" Va liar of large dimsnsions.
That the Saturday Evening" Call has
- love Tor the prsssst board Of aldermeD.
That the Germsnia club sever nader
took anything It did not make succes, Of.
That Johnny Landes ssnk into snow
drift yesterday morning clear over his hssd.
That Henry xse.chks will partaks OF
dinner other THAI ct the 0srrisos house to.
day.
That Charlie Schanaverk ehews lone
green tobacso-whsn he cant beg good
plug.
That msny psrsons used proiane Lam
gssge yesterday, owing to the dstentiou Of
trains
That Col. HamlIn 10 the most graceful
danosr of his years Of any gentleman in Sc.
dalis.
That Gus. Msrsh can write series oil
short hand that no professor in the country
can ct ION to"
That the proposition to pay on. er JET.
fress' 6ns By individual donstious he moi
panned out veil.
That good healthy boy could have
made many dimes shoveling snow from the
sidswslks yesterday.
That even . paper down 10 Tuscr mbia
Miller county, IL in favor Of the removal Of
The capital to 6edslis.
THAT IL 1873 the Osase Coal and Min.
ing company donated l,0J) bushels of coal
to the poor Of Sedalia.
That Sam Jones 10 the handsomest con.
ductor on the Psci6c road, and Gussie is
willing to swear to it.
-Thst on the 18th day of February,
1870, track laying commenced in this city
On the Lexington branch.
rsmemtsr having seen such an ex e1sive
fall OF snow in this section.
-Tnst Charlie King can always b
counted on Tor front SEAT in any iegi';
nat. Minstrel performance.
THAT ono Of the Garrison house biscui,
shooters ie soon to &c married to Q youns
man running on the Pacific road.
That the man Who isn't interested ia
some kind Of IN opera house project hs
gone over int IN sdioinins county.
That Joe Schneider will put up with
. good deal. but will Eight equal to the
great etonswall Jackson il niece .ary.
That Major Garment he'd 10 shove
through about seven feet Of snow tsiors h
was able 10 reach his Office yesterday.
That two or three OF the sport, havs
come pretty near pulling the tail out o
the ''tiger" during the past few days.
That nothing he's besn heard about dis
charging firearms IN the vicinity Of Med
s~e Hicks basnlo for sorss dsys past.
That Capt. Bridges and Zen. Lyon en-
Joy . good minstrel entsrtainment bette
chan any two other men in Psttis county.
That certain public building in Sc
dsIis u gaining quite . reputation &c 4
hssg- out for the better clas Of prostitutes
THAT Tim. Collins aud Mont. Carne
are both feet OF foot. bat not enough 40 {,
catch Jerry White when he goes for keeps
That busiuees men should exercise
little discretion in picking lady companion
With whom to attend minstrel performance.
That Mayor Evans expressed himsel
ashighly pleased With the horses purchaser
by M. I'd. Stevens for the city frs depart
ment.
That Capt. Bridges and Bob and Dec
Morrow are al 'keeping ''bsch, !" and liv'
higher than any family within the corrO
rate limits.
That Warren 0albreath has got it il
for the party Who started the report that b.
was soon to establish 0strimonial bureau
in thu city.
That should Kumm b . candidate fol
sl6ermsnlc honors again, the Saturday
Evsuiog Call will not give him . very
hearty support.
That ceagressman-slect Rice was mar
ried for the ssceod tine On the 7th day o.
January, 1873. to Ars. Kate Stewart, al
Asysvilis, ".
That Nasshal Smith would have
given nickel for the pleasure Of catching
The fellow Who blew his police whistle q
lastily last night
That the pronlsing young attorney
Mr.. I'd. Tesle, celebrated hls twenty eighth
aaniverssry By giving supper ct the Jay
Gould 70 several Of HE friends last night.
-Thst Jim Msrri6sId did . nice little
piecs Of "cussing" whsa he got he train
within six miles Of home, Friday night,
and hs VS. then compelled to camp in q
snow drift.
THAT Kirby Smith the gent!emsnly
owner Of skating rink, Who holda forth
in Kansas City, 10 deed gone On sedalia,
and intsnds locating here in the not very
distant future.
That Jack Bohos should b punished
for cruelty to animals. he comes 70 town,
gets bsas:ly drunk, and unless the police
look after bis horsrs, they are allowed to
care for themselves.
That jim Hull, . brakeman on the
west end, and Joe 0uliek, of Gulick-
Blaisdell ministries, used to travel together
With Coles circus. which sccounts for the
former having had his pockets full Of COM
plimentaries o. The night of the eonpany's
appearance here.