Daily Republican., 1881-02-02
HREVLTKES.

San reos III ......'.Sun SETS o.lI
Fry WoIte's HinGoo CatGrrn euro.
Land agitation-An earthquake.
More good whale bone whips, for 900.
Held for further hearing-rhe ear trumpet
Marriage ia sometimes only long quarrel
Try Kings Good Samaritan cough Syrap.
Uupping and leaphIns At Ne. lOs Z. I'd sE.
Take your children Saturday evening to
hear Uonly.
Whore to go when you get short OF money.
Go to work.
II you want to lauga go and hear Coaly
Saturday eveneng.
Knocking q friend down Is a sure way Of
dropping an acquaintance.
A restaurant on the B0wery, New York
has "seRts preserved for ladies'"
OonIys entertainments are popular family
resorts. Take the children with you.
Boys rubber coats, ages from 10 10 10 yeaTs
reduced from 90. IS 10 $l.bO, at the Boston
Ons Price Clothing House, 2l3 Market ST.
4. H. Hanf, 10 e. 4th st. tins jswelry st
remarkable prices Repairing OF all kinds
done on short notice.
holed and pearl wheat, crushed and pearl
barley, iarina, cat meal and Graham nOur
the very best, with the richest wheat holr
shat can be made ont Of wheat alons, also
buck wbe1t, more better 33a cents, at WR.
ID. Pickles, 407 Ling st.
Unfortunate age. "A younz lady Of two
nhd-twenty years refused TO marry man OF
hty, saying that he was neiener one thing
nor another. He was too cid Tor husband,
and too young TO hold cut any nope 0! lmme-
dtste widoShood.
Exactly.-l say, Uiem, cried two dispating
darkies, appea.inS for decision to sable
umpire, which word is rigGt-disdctly Or de
zacLlyH Tho sable umpire reflected mo
ment, then with leDk OF wisdom said, l
can tell puIsactlS.
Pro essor, said q student In pursuit Of
knCHIedSe concerning the habits OF animals
why dees eat while eating turn her head
b. at one way snd then another2 For the
reason, replied the professor, that she can
not turn 1t both ways at once.
Royc btipg the dumb croation.--I say
Paddy, that is the worst looking horse That
have ever soen in harness. Why ont you
latten him up7 Fat him uo, 10 III FHlx
the poor b 10 can hardly carry the nStle
Ia ate that's on him now, replied Paddy.
When goes shopping. said an old lady
| ] a,iert a. K for what wants, and If tney
| lave 1t, and 1t is suitable, and zeal inclined
| 70 buy it, ard 1t is cheap and can't sS got ior
| / "a. most alters tagesit, without clapper-
| ins all day about II as some people DO.
fiat dinner party you happen to upSst a
| gia ss OF olaret over your tatr ne khboFs WINE
s ;, in aress, smile pleasantly, ana say, an IL
| is always a sigh VI yet when the glass falis.
| You will be forgiven and in all pr0Caplllty
invited by her papa to dlne Win MIN Oh
| SaSday.
There ia q Young lady In Kookuk. Iowa,
who ia AZ ieoI tsur iLChe7 tall, and she IL IN
"a1ed % be married. The man who won
Ser did IL in these words: Thy beauty sct
NV SOW, aYlGy q we'd thee Tiskt or wrong
man wants but Etite here below but Wanti
lttle loug.
A Boston society writer lately diou sinT
,bs nur st on As to wha. sh- Ii be done with the
MO srn pirI, concludes with this appallia,s
aug. est on, The fact 10, thera 81 Q too many
rIrls, they Ougat 10 De drowned like su'
Ve. no Ag Etttens. and Zen those that are
lei. would be appreciated.
Gtls. If thero'6 one thing more than AZ
sther that mol stns young man OF our Day
bocs from matrimonial ventures 1t IL the
disheartt ming spsetAclcEa eiton preseltsd
theU, Of your ewn Gear. papa an mGtCs
walking into church glort2d respectively by
q tl2 ulstUr sud G31 Douuet. That's WhaC
seareB the boys.
Seene--A public street in Glasgow. Pub
! lican meets an lrtshman who owes him q
tribe. Publican what's come over ye2 Pat.
Oh, hawaii been ~our way lor some time,
besides, I've taken the pledge. Publican
But taken the pledge shood nae hae preyen
ted 70 ire comm and paving yer debt. PA
bedad, there's Father Murphy csming ant
If he seed mo spsking wild you hs'd think
had brokenit, with that he .boltsd down tn
nearest close.