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Fly Sister.


Who was II climbed the talic .rees,
And raised q most delightful breeze,
By hiding of the schooi-room keys ?
Mly sister.
Who was 10 stole the lemon pie,
Hid on the pantry shelf SO high,
Ard gave me half upon the sly?
Ny sister.
Who WAS il in the niili-pond fell,
And threw her tumble in the well,
And cried for fear that would tell 2
My sister.
And who at last long dresses wore,
Aud had OF bcauX haif-a-score,
And voted boys g dreadful bore (?
Ny sister.
Who sews tho buttons on nv clothes.
And with mo TO tie opera goes,
And then neglects ne for the teaux?
Ny sister.
Who coaxed mo once 10 60 10 bcd "a,
Because she had an :cling head.
And then stayed up with cousin Fred (?
My sister.
Who was il cried the other day,
Because Fitzgerald did not stay,
But went off home with Jenny May 2
Ny sister.
And oho, with all her crimps and curls
Tier airs and graces, rings and pearls,
Is just the very best OF girls ?
My sister.
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1881.
Ha'per'S Maenzine.
1LLUS'PRATED.

Studying the euljeci effectively and from
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conc uded that, II could have but one vort
Tor public library. ] would select n comnlets
set OF 'HarPer's Monthly. "--CnARLrs FRsscis
ADAMS, Jr.
its contents are contributed by tie most emf.
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v bile the long experience of is publishers has
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FACTS about BOOTS Sc SHOES

On the lst day or Fobraaiy we gave
IN order to cur Boscn firm TO make our
Spring stock of Boots & Saoes. The
goods are now on the read and will be-
gin to arrive in few days. We have
sold these goods for two years and com.
mont il unnecessary. We eypoe. to
buy moro goods in Boston in & 0 ru.urc
than we have dono in tic past, c ause
we can get what our cus.cioors want at
a reasonable price, and because it il,
Headquarters for all kinds OF leather
goods in this country.
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Steam Engines,

all sizes, guaranteed to he o perfect success, 10
furnish sufficient rtw,f 10 .sL Nlls with saws
Tom 30 10 so inches. The Traction part IS
without question, acknowledged 10 be perfect
and is called the Boss Engine.'' Tie New Pom
uisr Pony Circular Saw Mil is now cutting s :
600 feei per day with 81 Itch saw. Can be
proYen
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THE NEW WOOD

has held its pace as the leading Newer and
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ON w a R I'D Z

IT will be TO your interest to drop me a ros-
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The Celebrated Traction ard Stardaid
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FACTS ABOUT CLorBTMG

In oil the wide r1mifcations OF bust
ness there IL nothing equal to The de
velopem0nt Of the Clothing trade durino
tho last 10 years. IL mas grown from
almost nothing 70 gigantic proportions.
NearlY all our Clothing 10 purchased in
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Chant in each town. We sell Ciothiro
ike every thing else, one price only
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Our stock is now fresh and attractive
in OF departments both ai Romney an6
Springfield stores. but there Is more than
a hundred things that cannot be men
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We have just received i've more nov
light running Domestic Sewing Ma.
chimes. They nFc aii we ciaiu Tor them
and no mistake. When you arc ready
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ing that you can return it if not satis-
ECtoTy.
Our Chill Piows we cell exactly the
anne way. Try them AMI il no. right
hey will rcnain our propo rty.
J. IL. &. Pancake.
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NIr A N D 1919 &c.
1t IS from q colored infant that you
get great cry and little wool.

Johnny came home from school
the other day very much excited.
what do you think, pa, Joe Steward.
one of the big boys, had an argument
with the teacher about question in
GRAMMAR What position did John
take?' Ills last position was across
chair, with bis face DOWN
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Fresh Arrirai Of
Millinery
AND STRAW Goops.

1NHk undersigned has recently returned fro,,
J. the East and has opened at The new bnildi,s
oopposit the conrt-houss, splendid selection Of
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HATS. Trimmed and Untrimmcd;
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Romney, June IL 1880.
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VxSsS.sI, ,as ;''s cNlNS ~

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The difference between hill and
apill is that the hill is hard to get up,
and the pill is hard to get down.
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Ayers
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a New York man calls his sweet
heart Kitty because she gets her back
up so often.
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1851.
H07peF'S Young PeoDEe.

An Illustrated Wc,t!J-iG. Pages.
Suited 10 Boys and C:fls er from SIX 20 six
teen Yesrs Of Age.
Yollmc II Commences November 2, 1880.
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L ii l.
81. Baltimore Weekly Sun. 81.
Is AS GOOD A FAMILY PAPER AS Is PUB
LISEED ~ THIS COUNTRY.

It's Original and Selected Stories are full Of
intercst and constitute choice family reading
liyr iecnl lieces are also OF high order of uer-
it. Besides these merits il is a compendiu,n of
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The other day, while Rev. Fall.
we'll was addressing the New Y orlI
Baptist Ministers, DIR. Maryland Hoyt's
chair went over, and the Moderator
Or. Elderl said: Bro uoyt has
the floor
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An exchange says that 1881 resem-
blcs pair of lovers on the sofa when
the parlour door open, sbecause there
IS one at each end. Aud when the
door shuts they again resemble 1881,
because there are two Of kind III the
middle.
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TIE NEWS OF THE MEEK.

II NT-N y UT II u " FEN,
well collsied and Of infinite VARIETY All fresh
occurrer ces at home and alb road find mace in
its columns. The bright and graphic letters of
the special correspondents Of "Tbe sun" at the
capitals VI Europe, ia California and else where
are published in the Weekly, and, in addition
70 describing the course OF political events, will
give The gossip Of the day and the drn of events
The Washington Bureau OF the sun will keep
the readers OF the Weekly well informed in re-
spec, 10 every thing of interest politically ard
socially. trnnspirins at that point haieYer
esices, that is se.iou1,or joyous that teLds tn
give spice Of variety, will he supplied to mrk
the Weekly attractive
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MS MARKET AND FINANCIAL
REPORTS

sre brought down TO the latest hour Of publ
en'ion, and every pains taken 10 make them
lrustyorthy
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1881-05-13

A young fellow in these parts
wrote his girl 4 tender letter declare
ing his preference, etc, to which he
received the following reply: Dear
Willie, you asked If return yourlove.
Yes, Willie, | have no use for it and
return it with many thanks. By-by
Willie.
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1t was an hishman who remarked
of a miser who had died and was
treated to rather q pretentious burial,
Faith and If he'd lived to see how
moighty axpinsive thing it was to
dole himself he'd niver been born
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Everything has its day, ana then
Its explosion. The Detroit Free Press
says And now q doctor in Brook,
lyn jumps up and says that we rs a
nation use too much soap, and this
IS the reason we have such o variety
OF bios d humors and skin disease
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Who was il stole the lemon pie.
Hid on the pantry shelf so high,
And gave me half upon the sly?
Uy sister
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1881-05-13

Young man, if You begin ut the
top of the ladder, progress is in one
direction only-down. But If YOU
begin on lower rounds, you VIII have
the satisfaction Of going up just as
fast as your abilities will carry you.
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Bayard Taylor won fame and lucre
by his Views Afoot,' and many q
shoemaker hopes to do likewise, but
the corset makors seek wealth by in!-
Iroving the waist places in the world.
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Francis, is your master 1t home p
No, SIR When will he rcturn?' 'He
gimme ordcrsto say that he wascn't at
home, but he didn't gimme no orders
about when | was to say he would be
home
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A. S. ABELL & co, Publishers,
Sun Iron Building,
Baltimore, Md.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1881-05-13

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Branch Office. cor 4 zen sts W asbingtou DC.
November 10, 1880.