Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-04-25
ALL SORTS.
He who drinks and goes away,
Will live to drink another day,
But he who drinks between the drinks,
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He who drinks and goes away
Will live to drink another day,
But he who drinks between the drinks
Right quickly in the gutter sinks.
DR.. Johnquin says he once prevented severe case
of hydrophobia by getting high fence and waiting
there until the dog had gone away.
ENJOY L1FE.-We live in beautiful world, and
temperate enjoyment fe's blessings is both
able and right; but to do this must have health.
Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint is the direct cause of
seventyve per cent Of such diseases Biliousness,
Indigestion, Sick Headache, Costveness, Nervous
Prostraton Palpitaton of the Heart and many other
distressing symptoms. Baxter's Mandrake Bitters,
taken according to directions, will remove the cause
and cure the disease. Only 25 cts. per bottle.
1t is considered wrong thing for a husband to
strike his wife, but perfectly right for wife to cellar
and cuff her husband.
THOUSANDS OF DRUNKARDs are made annually by
the of medicines called tonics and bitters contain
ing large portion of and other kinds of Spirits
(all of which should be labelled Destruction and
Death). DR.. Kennedy has put up the "Favorite Rem
edy" in form of syrup, without drop of spirits.
Hence may be given persons of all ages of either
sex, who require medicine to purify the blood, regu-
late the liver, kidneys bowels to give tone and
strength to the system, Sold by all druggists at ST.
| bottle.
marned woman said to her husband. You have
never taken me to the cemetery" mo, dear, replied
he, "that pleasure have yet in anticipation"
| How to invest dollar and make five Buy bottle
of Kendalls SPAWN Cure See the advertisement.
candidate whose principal supporters are tavern
keepers and shoemakers proudly alludes to them as
| members of the bar and bench.
akron, Ohio, May 9, 1880. Some three years ago l
had horse become very lame from SPAWN, treat
ed it with Kendalrs SPAWN Cure with marked success
since then have sold great many bottles and have
heard of cures resulting from its am frank to
say can cheerfully recommend it an honest remedy
I remain yours truly, A. M. Armstrong;
Read the advertisement.
What" asked young lady, must Lot have tho
when he saw his wife changed to pillar of salt p
HE probably thought" replied wit that he would
have to look up-a fresh one."
PROFESSIONAL TEsr1MoNY.-Many of the best ply
scians use Downs Elixir in their daily practice be
it is the best cough remedy that be made.
Now is the time to Bakers Mandrake Bitter
and prevent Dyspepsia, Biliousness and Jaundce
which prevalent in the spring months On
20 cts a bottle.
Henry d Johnson's Arnica and Oil Liniment is
family remedy which should be in every family. Use
for Cuts. Burns. Scalds Bruises Strains etc. it ha
no equal.
Recently young lady attempted to pitch QUOT
with her husband. She threw two The first jus
grazed her husbands head and went into pear tree
The next went over grape arbor at the back of he
broke of plants, and struck hen in the bach
killing it almost instantly. Then the quots were pu
away.
COtU7'rH.
The remarkable results in disease 81
universal and with such a variety O.
characteristics as Catarrh, prove how
effectually Hoods Sarsaparilla acting
through the blood, reaches every part O
the human system. A medicine, lik,
anything else, can be fairly judged only
D by its results. We point with pride t.
, the glorious record Hoods Sarsaparill:
has entered upon the hearts Of thousand
OF people it has cured Of catarrh.