The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-12-29
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man and then 60 right bone and iiusY
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the pfOregh ssy shout ,ho.e who lave ii
elsss bossosy' Small boy "Puli dow
iha h.inds
Mr. vAhdsrlalis wedding giii 10 hi'
daughter gill be aquArier a. a million il
United Sisies government bonds NJ
oue could oh!ec, 10 snch bonds Of mA,ri
aouy
ARE yan feeling VERY ill'" asked the
physician ''lci me see your tongue,
please, Its 20 USE. doctor" replied
the p.iieu, no tongue eau tell how bad
feel
A wAg seeing door nearly lifted Of
IL hinges 10 which condition IL had been
soms time, observed that when II had fal.
Leu and killed .ome one IL would probably
he hung
To preserve good joke, put 10 an
almanac, or ren, u Out by the year to cir.
Gus clowns aud negro ininstrels, In this
way specimens haAe been kept for fifteen
OF tSeniy years.
synopsigsd opinion by the Court
These defendants are dismissed. The
Cont hnds they stole large amount
enough 10 enliie them TO respect Call
tho neat case
-Spurgeon says that trading without
capital Is like building house without
bricks, nakinga fire without sticks. burn.
ing candles without wicks; /, leads men
into tricks aud lands them in fix.
Physicians who say that II is not
healthy to sleep In the day time are rebuk-
ell by religious journalist OF the Key
stone state, who says that people who at
tend church have remarkably good health.
One Of the young Malleys is spending
his tine in the New Haven Jail composing
swaltz /, is not stated whether it can be
played with one string and danced with
GU, touching the toes to the ground
Tommy, said mother to her seven
yeAr.old boy, you must not interrupt me
when am talking with ladies. You
must wait till we stop and then You may
talk But you never stop, retorted
the boy
"A bore once said to Jerrold, ia com.
pany which was discussing the merits OF
q certain piece OF music, THAT song, sir,
always carries me away" The wit quiet
ly turned to his friends, aud asked.
"Will some ono kindly sing III"
Lay of your overcoat or you won't
feel II when you go ont. said the landlord
ola Western inn to guest who WAS ST..
ting by the fire. That's what I'm .fraia
of, returned the man. "The j. st time /
was here laid off my overcr nj. 7 didn't
feel II when went out, ., "A haven't felt il
sincel''
The Mother has made Lap. The
BOY Is ~ .ho Lap. He is looking at the
carpet that has the mother in Her
Manu- She has Sbingle in Her HandS
v lat will she do with the Single? She
will put it Where il will Do the Most
Good
"A piece OF music is called
"Polouaise Brilliante," solo. A queer
notion, TO write piece Of music about an
article OF feminine wearing apparel--a
brilliant polonaise. Next we'll have o
march called "overskirt Gorgeouse. or o
duet entitled "Panier MAgnifcente," or
some thing that way.
"A story is told OF youth who WAS
undergoing q civil service examination for
government clcrkship. He was asked
the distance ofthe earth from the sun, and
answered thpt he didn't know exactly, but
he didn't believe the sun was nevr enough
10 interfere with the proper performance
Of his duties II he got the clerkship.
--"You can't add different things togeth.
or, said a school teacher II you add a
sheep and a COW together il does not make
two sheep or two cows" A little boy, the
son Of mllkman. held up his hand and
said That may do with sheep and cows.
but IL you add quart OF milk aud quart
water. !. makes two quarts Of milk. I've
seen il tried.
THERE" she exclaimed. thrusting the
paper at him and pointing TO a paragraph
which stated that the first thing that the
Marquis OF Lorne did on meeting his wife
was to kiss her; what do you think Of
thatg Poor fellow" mut.ered the i'll.
natnred husband, Il suppose it's one Of
the Pecaliaralsies q holding public pc.
stiou."
"A woman who carries around milk in
Paris said naive thing the other day.
One Of the cocks 10 whom she brough,
milk looked into the can and remarked
why, there Is actually nothing there bu,
water. The woman having satisfied her.
self 81 the truth Of the statement said,
We'll II | didn't forget to pu, in the
milkf
Mary. my dear" observed we'll.
known amiable metropolitan politician 10
hls helpmsie. As he awakened late one
morning during the recent campaign after
= night speni in conscientious canvass Of
the liquor interest in his dis.riet-M Mary.
my dear, get me large rambler. and pu,