Daily Republican., 1881-03-24
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San rIeeb o,ef .srssssSun botb o,li.
All play-musicisn's work.
wI,er colors-so does whisky.
How to serve dinner--Eat 1t.
A Dlucky fellow-A busy poultersr,
Work STANDS, breeding eager, at S9ct. store
Ih0rGatest thing in silks-Pretty women
Try Kings Good Samaritan Cough SyruL
Parker, cuppIng and leeching, l03 E. I'd st
The kettle ram is fashio enable In COLI
wea!hor.
Can man intoxicated by music bo said Il
be alr.tight?
Eyes are not eyes when cigar snsKe make
them wafer.
"Well," whispered daybreak, an D'
dsWned II amt broke"
Awell dressed man is o neat one, but
z uttOnous man Is an eater.
NECESSITY knows no law" Well, nsces
sity is like great many lawyers.
1881 does not resemble o pair Of lovers on
sofa, because there is at each end.
What sort OF pit is It that one has 10 as
oend not 20 down into? A pulpit.
An Irish editor congratulates himself tha
hali the lies told about him amt true.
When is soup most likely to run ont OF th
saucepan" When there is leek In 1t.
Men are like pins. One with little hea>
may be Just as sharp as one with big head
Cont fail to call at Milton s Shippers Nc
In West Sth street, before buying your Cool
stove or Range he will sell you one cheap.
A little girls idea OF hali-msurning wa,
that come OF the relatives w,re only hal
head.
The boot-maker who says his boots are oil
right will have only one legged men 1oc GUS
toners.
When Is an Industrious young lady like o
boy beating Q donkeJ?-When size does
crewsl work.
Just received one Of the largest Assort
monts Of clocks in the city, at Millard 4
Davis No. . East Second street.
TIN WARE, WOODEN WARE, JAPAN WAR 1
OIL CLOTHS, CUTLERY, sc OFFRRED AT TIL
LOWEST PRICRs. H. r. PICKELs, 7&9 EAss
4TH STREET.
Persons wanting tub, roll and print butter
whole Iale and retail, can DO accom- modated
at H II. Moore's stalls, ~ h "a Second str sci
market. Alse mince meat. fruit butter, SC
Go to e. H. Hanf, No. 10 East Fourth
street. for tine god or silver watch, alsC
iewelry made to order. Repairing spe-
cialty.
Go to Millard T. Davis and examine his
ine large and varied assOrtme't oi clocks
before purchasing elsewhere, No. .. East
Second street.
GALL AND sBB THB VICTOR cox, HAPPY
CnoK, HARVEST H)MB, UTHELLo, APOLLO,
sTUART RBCt Nd AND RELIANCE RANGES,
ALSO SEVERAL NEW PATTERNS oP STOVES,
OFFERED AT THE LOWEST PRICES, AT d. r.
PICKRLs, No, I & 9 EAST 4TH STREET
Rolled and pearl wheat, crushed and pear
harley. tarina, Oat meal and Graham Hour
the very best, with tho richest wheat noor
that can be made out of wheat alone. also
buckwbeat, more better 81 cents. ct Vim.
D. Piokels, 407 hinx St
A college graduate, after vainly trying to
explain scientife theory TO young lady 70
uToe question 10 dificult, and l dent see
what / can do to make It more satisfactory.
,.Ssppose you pop it," murmured the young
lady.
rbey were talking about the weight Of dit
ferenI individuals In q certain family. and
The daughters young man. who as present
a, oke 10 before he thought, and said 20,
tell yOu that Jennie amt so very light eithe'
although ..sh" looks So" And then ne looked
became absorbed in studying chrome on
the wall.
A man who recently bought. an estate In
Ireland, was OF small stature, ana very thir
and wiry looking. When he went down tc
sec the place the tenants turned out to in
epscr the new landlord, and after his denay
ture began TO discuss him. swell Pat, what
do you think o, our new landl rdf' oh
beg porra, n mucn! Why, that little gossool
would be as hard to shsot as q .cksnipes."
Says the peet:
"Had dime my way, oh. beauteous maidi
I'd steal kiss! he cried;
'Ths Id do ten times worse than that
I'd dGllar!" she replied.