The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-01-19
Tom and Jerry are warm friends.

Tom and Jerry are warm friends.
The Parisians have named their new color
''buttered frog"
The sweet bly-and-buy is over for the
present, so far as holiday gifts are con-
cerned.
A boy can pull four times more weight in
boys on sled than he can coal from the
back yard.
mace who first reioiced when he met fore
man worthy of his steel"
A San Francisco paper excuses a certain
misstatement by saying that it was typo
graphical error in.the manuscript
No tramp will go away empty-handed from
the good mans door. Not If he can reach
an overcoat from the good mans hall-rack.
A clerk in a drug store says he is never
without penny, because there is a certain
lar in which he always knows bella Donna
leaves a scent for him.
A man who is as true as steel, possessing
an iron will some gold, and fair proper
ton of brass, should be able to endure the
hardware of this world.
A La Crosse, Wis, minister prayed for
those who were smitten with illness, and
those who have gone a-tishing, and also
those too lazy to dress for Church"
There is great deal OF religion in this
world that is like a life-preserver-Only put
on at the moment of immediate danger, and
then half the time on hind side before.
A bashful young clergyman, recently ris-
ing to preach for the first time, announced
his text in this wise: And Immediately
the cock wept and Peter went ont and crew
bitterly"
The lightning used on theatrical stages
e. hr,f 81 -,
CURED that YOU can kill $50 brigand and
ten SD brigands so beautifully for about two
cents. A little lightning is a dangerous
thing
"Salvina," it is said. twill smoke none
but Italian cigars" Well he should have
no difficulty in getting in q good supply
while in this country. 4 very good quality
of Italian cigars is made in New Jersey, but
for pure Havanas he must go to Connect
cut.-Norristown Herald.
! 1t is noticed that there is not Smith in
the United States Senate. a body of seventy
six great men without one Smith This can
not be stood. Ohio must stop that gap. A
| legislative grocery should be started in
Columbus Immediately for the Ohio Smith
Richard, of Cincinnati. And Richard
Smith would make no SLOUGH of Senator,
neither, you take notice.-Cincinnati Satur-
day Night.
The duty on hippopotaml imported from
Africa is 20 per cent. Under tariff for
/ revenue only" these animals would have
been shipped here almost free of duty, and
in little while our bulls, dogs, cats and
other home productions in the way of pets
would have been crowded out of the mar
ket and some of our industries crippled
The wisdom of selecting Republican Pres
ident becomes more apparent every day
NorristOwn Herald.
a gentleman travelling in n railway car
riage was endeavOring with considerable
earnestness, to impress some argument upor
a fellow passenger who was seated opposite
to him. and who appeared rather dull o.
comprehension. At length, being slightly
irritated. he exclaimed, in louder tone
'Why, sir it's as plain as 4 b c." That
may be- replied the other, with unexpected
alacrity, But am u T. F"
isn't it awful cold?' queried Smith, a:
he met Jones on the car the other day
Terrible, terrible" ANY OF your pipe:
freeze up?' "Worse than that" How?
Had three barrels of potatoes frozen a:
hard rs stones. I'll lose every one of them.
'0h, no, you won't. Just head 'em up anC
send 'em to some charitable institution and
no one will know but what they iroze while
EN- route. It's a golded opportunity you
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