Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-11-10
Odds and Ends.

will Window.
The burble of the gutter: Leaves
have their time to foul"
Discouraged integrity: An honest
man is the no blessed work OF God.
The cheapest living is the prize-fight-
er's. He can live on one mill day.
Lightning has struck four times on
the same Minnesota farm this season.
Ex-senator Sprague hasn't much in
fluenee with the present Admlnlstra-
ton.
A Chicago elevator boy turns out to
be a professional thief. he Will he
sent up.
Judge Folger has one Of the bulg-
INCEST pairs of side-whiskers to be
seen anywhere.
There are said to beno poor-houses or
tails in Norway. The Republican party
hasn't got into power there yet.
Mr.. Bible is running for office in
Pennsylvania. It is likely that Mr.
Bible will end with lamentations.
VIM. A. Wheeler is going to spend
the winter in California. The fishes OF
that State should preserve this item.
An Alabama man is about to establish
a leech farm near Selma. He ought to |
establish it near the National Capital. |
The office of the Secretary of the Ma
w is overrun with office-seeking ladies'
The old tar will have to man the life
boat.
The editor of Punch has fourteen
daughters. He'll have lively time
if he undertake to board all his sons
in-law.
Miss Cary is to be married soon, but
the name OF the gentleman who secures
a position as Mr.. Annie Louise has not
transpired.
One hundred and thirty thousand
people enter the New York theaters ev-
cry month. They hope to be given the
buildings soon.
Gambetta in his twenties was dis
tinguished, it is said, for animal spirits
and for a fine power of absorbing mugs
of Strasburg beer.
The temperance people are Keeping
in mind that the doctors who tried TO
save Garfield used wines and liquors,
and that Garfield died.
Mr.. Geo. w. Childs, of the Philadel-
mia LEDGER, recently secured clock
made i'm 1905. He bought it to match
some of the jokes in his paper.
Theodore Tilton is in New York
again. He will be remembered as the
gentleman who didn't have any shot
gun when he needed one worst.
Rismarck is quoted as saying one day
concerning Geaeral lgnatieff: 1.-The re-
mort goes that he told the truth once IN
I'll. life. but I have never heard him do
So"
The best known remedy for that state
of nervous exhaustion which is the re-
suit of severe mental or physical labor
or other excuses, is LEIS' DANDELIoN
Tonic.
The feminine hare and hound clubs
in the East ride furiously and dress
picturesuuely. Many male persons go
out and stare whenever there is
hunt.
The house occupied by the new Pres
ideut is of gray granite. Out in Iowa
they think red, white and blue granite
would have been much the proper
thing.
The Rev. Oscar Clute. of Iowa City,
has 1853 hives of bees. It doesn't make
any difference to Oscar how many sus-
pender buttons are dropped into the con-
tribution-box.
BAILEY's SALINE APERIENT is
a cooling and refreshing summer
drink for dyspeptics. 1t don't taste
like medicine. Everybody, home or
abroad, should keep it.
When Goethe was in his 18th year he
owned up that he had never seen more
than four weeks OF genuine pleasure.
He probably dwelt too much upon the
American pronunciation of his name.
MIR. Burkert, of Chicago wrote 1906
words upon one side of postal card,
but the feat has not made him popular.
who can move his scalp so as to upset
his hat.
{ Among the remarkable develop
ments of Times whirligig is the strange
coincidence that one Ex-Governor OF
South Carolina was recently jailed for
sWindling, and another has been OIL
trial in Ohio for murder.
Gladstone and his friends are i'm
proving each shining hour while they
have Parnell and his compatriots in
Jail. They apparently forget that the
enforced silence of q political pris-
oner is more eloquent than all theil
speeches.
The Chicago Tribune says boy in 8
country school was reading the follow
ing sentence: 1.-THE lighthouse is land
marx OY Jay anu d DC1COH Wy hiShbs
and he rendered it thus: 'The light
house is landlord by day and deacon
by right"
Connecticut appears to be a sort o
uncertain State, too. The Hartford
Post has sometimes occasion to re
mark: "It does not really seem a.
though a public school yard was tn
proper place for the scholars to anus
themselves with shotgun"
How do you like the effects of dos
of six pills which you took last night
Quite sickening and facilitating wer
they not? Try dose of BaiIey's SALIN1
APERIENT next time, it costs less thai
pills, never fails in relieving constipa
ton, headache and billiousness and j
very pleasant.
A Chicago sculptor has lately con,
pleted q bas.relief of a young girl 'look
inc wistfully into the distance as if sh