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Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
Starin's New Haven TranspoTtatjonI tina

AsE@h Leave New Haven from starin's Dool at 1O:16 D. The JOHN Fl. STARIN Captain McAster, every Sunday, Tuesday and Thur, gay. The ERAsTUs CORNING Captain spoor, every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Returning, leave New York from Pier lS foot of cortland street at p. m, the STAkIN every Mon- day, Wednesday and Friday, the CORNING every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday. The only sunday night boat from New York
 Fare, with berth in cabin, S1 with berth fin stata room, S1.50 Excursion tickets SI SO
 FREE COACH leaves the depot at s:10 D. m Leave commencing 8:S0 p. m. ~ ~
 Tickets sold and baggage checked to Philadelphia
 Passengers by Fair Haven and Westville cars can boat. ~ 's Tickets and staterooms can be purchased at n1o., 1ster & Warrenls-our uptown office, at the Tontine Hotel and at 3O9 and 351 Chapel street.
 Staterooms for Sunday night boat can be obtained at "; A. spauldings drug store ss Church street.
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Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
Terrible Loss of Life.

Many complaints of small children arise from indigestion. If your child is sick give it D. R. V. G. You will be surprised at the charming effect.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31

Many people suffer, and know not what ails them. Try D. R: V. G. If no benefit is received your druggist will refund the money.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31

New, quick, complete cure in 4 days, urinary affections, smarting frequent or difficult urina- tion, kidney diseases, ,$1 druggists, ,2s9 State st.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
Catarrh of the Bladder.

SEk1nny Mens
 Wells Health Remover, absolute cure for nervous debility and weakness of the genera tive functions, $1, at druggists. 289 State st.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
A Sure m, IT,

ohapin's Buchupaiba quick, 1 complete ap ss. cure afiectioms aSt a s1. 2ss state street.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31

Terrible Loss of Life. k Millions of rats, mice, cats, bed bugs, roaches, lose their lives by collision with 'sRough on Rats.'' Sold by druggists. 15c. boxes.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31

Why suffer with Dyspepsia, or many ails caused by it, when D. R. V. G. is guaranteed by your own druggist to give satisfaction, or money refunded.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31

Stop see regular advertisement of D. R V. G. in another column. Try it.
 The best Blood Remedy in the world is D. R. V. G. It will clear Ladies' complexion of pimples, moth patches and sallowness. Try it. Guaranteed by your own Druggists. :
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31

DIR. V. G. is guaranteed by all druggists
 to cure Dyspepsia or money refunded.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
5au1nal a1lb Go,risr.
Monday Morning. Ian. s1. 18s1.
The Court Record.
Court of Common Plsas-Jadge Harris


 Court Of Common Pleas-Judge Harrison.
 In this court on Saturday the case of Mrs. Ephraim N. Peck, of Meriden, vs. the New York, New Haven and Hartford railroad was on trial. The suit is brought to recover $1, 900 for personal injuries received while crossing the track at Main street in Meriden. It is alleged that after driving on the track the gate keeper closed the gate in such a manner that it frightened the horse she was driving, and in jumping from the carriage Mrs. Peck fractured an ankle, which has caused her serious trouble since that time. The defense set up contributory negligence on the part of tie plaintiff.
 City Court-GrIminal SIde-JudGe Pardee
 In this court on Saturday the following cases were disposed of: John J. Murphy, breach of Sunday law, $40 fine and $5.99 costs (appeal taken in $15O; James McNa- mee, theft, judgment suspended; Bernard McGarty, theft of about $50 from Ryan's saloon, $50 fine, $11. .55 costs and thirty days in jail (appeal taken in $15O); John Conlan, resisting officer, $6.97 costs and two months in jail John Conlan, breach of the peace, $1O fine and $6.97 costs Robert A. Halfn- ger, breach of the peace, judgment suspend ed; Robert Davenport, vagrancy, etc., to Feb. 26, nisi.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
LIEBHG CO.'S COCA BEEF BEEF TONIC. -sss7s SIIeris sssuse tAz GSSaz5S7S Sz5S A%Ih5RCHEMeay s-= a&1dGSA$&SNYeLut5 Lut5og s
 %EEWYoFss Seges

Highest Medals. Indorsed and Pres2r:5ed by
 Melieai Ter cf a.l Schools.
 Professor Esgzmc.e7s StazrsnsD- bell, Nl.D., LL.Ee:. President Royal College of Phstsicidns . S,sd Sargeo1: etc, etc, tatioas."
 Professor 5. RI. CsaE.zsocGaaEr, M.D., Professor. of Surgery Ne'o York Medi, cak Goaege, says ts My patients derive marked and decided benefit from it. ,
 Profe.' 5 or E1. G E1lon. NED.. PhYsiceda to He Gr1!sd Duke oT S11org; Knight et t'te I.oly Cross, etc, says: "It gives more tone than anything have ever prescribed.
 Sir. Robert CEnr-issisora. Na.D.. E4L.Ee., F. .Es.ss., Physiclas to her Majesty fse Cttee.s; President 12oyaL British AssociG- t:on, ctc., etc., says: "'.Iile properties cf tho the E1,,,.i,,-.l world. From re2eated- personal trials I c:n convinced that i.s use is highly beneficial and tonic.
 Valuable in malaria aGue; Izsslari;-i debility; dumb o79 low feyeri idc4iGa arasm4s Iaralyte T. A55e5; bilious e->I liver eheetoEs; weak taroats Ia! atisl ai:1 ether affections of the :. art; e2iIersy or fa-ilns5 sic-laos5 weakness uf tle voico of actors, singers. pCJtic Leakers an1 clorsyEnel ;cofie; ;Gatcleacy; se2sickness; falling Ct cf tae hair; asthma; see:o-t-e5s of hraa9a wasting diseases; cte., eta. lti; grate- fully ,t-e an sassd restorstivo tc3' Ts.E.ziged nese,I ld p.l;s:cal strt-:-l. I5ij -oil 5fatand agraest3, o and is readily retained ny the most d5lie-to ssn -1rea. Dr. LIc-;ean British Nedi- cal oiir2iai) i5t.ld it Of gceau service in con sumption. Baron voa E;:inboldt says he Las never known 8 case of consumption CT ,thma among those accustomed to its use, and that they live to great age, retaining their mental and physical faculties to the last (Cosmos).
 SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
 Price One Dollar Per Bottle.
 nS PREPARED ONLY BY Ca The Le5ig Laboratory C Chemical Works Co.,,
 NEW YORK. PARIS AND LONDON.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
DR. =. W. FISK K,

DfS. $. w. FISKE, C1afrvoyant Physician ansi Magnetic
 Healer, Busfnesss and Test Medium, Ofice-NO. 270 Chapel Street, New Haven,
 Conn.,,
 AKT HERE he can be consulted regularly every w month from the morning of the 10th until the 26th at p. m.
 All who need any counsel or treatment are invited to call. The Doctor has the gift to describe every pain and disease at sight and with his vegeta able medicine and healing combined is enabled to cure all kinds of diseases in short time. The Doctor has had thirty years experience a healer and physician, thousands testify to the many astonishing he has performed. He makes speedy and rapid in nearly every he under treatment The of the Doctor astonishes tn most distinguished physicians. He cures when all other treatments fai and the patient is restored to perfect health. The Doctor born with natural healing and curative power. His magnetic passes give power and strength the diseased organs, and with the immense numbers that flock to his rooms. scarcely goes away who does not receive benefit. His prices for treatment and medicine reasonable that rich and poor alike be restored to health.
 The Doctor also gives valuable advice on business matters and all the affairs of life both social and financial including ourneys, lawsuits gains, losses, absent friends and great in selecting lucky numbers. Sittings for business affairs examna- tfon of the sick $1. Communications by letter upon business health must contain g. age sex lock of hair and stamp Address Lock Box 253, Norwich, Ct. N. B.-1he Doctor will also be at the City Hotel, South Norwak, Jan. 27th and 18th, until D. also at the Byxbee House, West Meriden, Conn.,, Jan. 29th, 30th and 31st.
 Dr. s. W. FISKE's VALUABLE LINIMENT, for sale by all Druggists. ja3daw
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
New Haven and Derby Railroad. Train Arrangement Com.
 memcfng Dec. \. 1880

LEAVE NEW HAVEN, At 7:15 and 1000 g. n,., 200 5:So and s:so n. m
 LEAVE ANsONIA, At 6:46, 300 and HAS a. m-, S:10 and 72s D. m. Connections are made at Ansonia with paauensa Galns o1 tne Naugatuck railroad, and at New Haysp with the principal trains of other roads caytsr;r there. E S o1uNTIp0S eSl.te.ane New Haven, Nov. 80, 1880 AAD' supp;
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
ONEIDA COMMUNITY EATABLES {!

Y you in doubt what to have good to eat, buy a \ of Choice Boneless Turkey or Chicken, also 8 of Succotash Sweet Corn, put up by the Onei- da Community, and you won't starve. For sale by
 ia26 BERKELE & CURTISS.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31

Catarrh of the Bladder. Stinging, smarting, irritation of the urinary passages, diseased diseases, cured by Buchu- phabia. $1. Druggists. 289 State street.
 Parties sick and afflicted run no risk in buying D. R. V. G. Guaranteed by your own druggist to give satisfaction, money refunded Try it.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
NATIONAL LINE OF STEAMSHIPS!

hhI BEEN N FEW YORK, LIVERPOOL.
 QUEENSTOWN AND LONDON DIRECT.
 <1S5A Sailing weekly from Pier Ss, North River xeA& New York Are among the largest steanehipe crossing the Atlantic Cabin rates $50 to $7O Excur don S100 to $l2o outward; Steerage, S2e: Prepaid Steerage Tickets, $2s. Being s2 lower than most F. w. J. HURST, Manager ~% ~% Agents at New Haven, BUNNELL A SCRANTON DOWNES. -
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
Dried Sweet Corn,

0TIOU O"0Ot OOEHe nREPARED by the Shakers, nice and tender II Dry Lima Beans Canned Sweet Corn early June and Marrowfat Peas. Asparagus. Guilford Tom atoes soid hF D. 8. COOPER, 37s State ct, ja1s
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31

Boston & New York Air Iine R 1&
 On and after MONDAY, Nov. %, 1ssOt train Aze&S 6:Oo g. na train for Wi1mantic
 A&5LS:Oo B. m. Train for Willimanttc copnact. ,
 Wthmantic with trains of the N V s,s.
 N E. and N. L. N. railroads arrivine in Rs4 2, ano
 at llS P: m, Providence l225, Worcester iS:93 10:45 Train for WilIiuantio connso+,,, ~. ,r,,,
 Northern Railroads e~ bohoon ooo P. m Iran Tor Wilimantic, connecting at Eji
 IAnEc Wltn New London Northern R R for Norwich and New London " "' ioa Trains leavs Turnervflle for Colcbastarsto-Io 1:07, 600 and T:4s D. m. "'''s' s' m. m., and 5:53 and TAI D. m " ' all" AA'4i . via GEnaeot at M1ddetown with the Connection faliey hal' road for saybrook and Hartford. ,oo J. H. FRANKLIN riraAo.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
Bed Bugs. Roaches,
e1sosS Se-
 wKrK..x A.T.xyn.a
a.a1Sa. ! -. 1..o.. n.a. I

Rats, cats, mice, ants, &c., cleared out b sRough on Rats.'' 15c. boxes at druggists Agency 2s9 State street.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
REMOVAL.

TAY BROTHERS have closed their great holiday U book sale in the English building and removed the their headquarters in the Garfield build ing, 256 Chapel street, where books albums and bi- bes sold for cash at very low prices, faonth ly payments. jas
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
A N e H O R LI N E

UNITED STATES MAIL STEAMERS
 Sail Saturday.
 NEW YORK TO GLASGOW. CABINS, $50 to $SO. STEERAGE, &2S. These Steamers do carry cattle, sheep or pigs
 And every Saturday.
 NEW YORK TO LONDON DIRECT. | CABINS, $56 to sA5. Excursion at Reduced hases Passenger accommodations are unsurpassed.
 All Staterooms on Main Deck. Passengers book ed atlowest rates to or rom any Railroad Sta tlon1n Europe or America Drafts atl payable ree or cnargeS throuohout England, Scotland and Ireland. For books 0 fl formation, plans, &c., apply to . HKEDRRsoN BROTHERS. ROWLING GRkHN, N. I or E. Doxvue- . Chapef st., New Haven
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
Hoasatonic Railroad,
 NEW LINE I" Through Cars Between Bridgeport and Albany.

HHu AIUHHys shortest, Quickest and Cheapest Route for Albany, Troy, Sar-
 at0ga and the Vest. PASSENGER IRAfNS Leave BRIDGEPORT for ALBANY TROY sARATo s.ss u1 - me MEsIs lo.So s m. Supon arrival ef TAROUH CAR FOR ALBANY, arriv- ing ss EaO P: m Arrives at Saratoga 6:2o D m. connecting at Albany with 3:10 p m Cbioaoe Express, arriving in Chicago at 500 the next Leave BRIDGEPORT at 500 D. m. toonpact,no ,v,+, S:Ao P m; Train from New Haven) arriving ip VI, A4pa1ay at 1Or00 p Saratoga 12:I5 night RETURNING THROUGH CAR Iaaves Aifan, ss E4o 2. m, arriving in Bridgeport at 12:ss Through Tickets sold and Baeqare Chacka6 at N.z Haven Passenger Depot for P1ftsheld and all Hous toga ''' AAoS Ai'1 oAra
 H. D: AvERILL, General Ticket Agent. p-,z..-, ~ L. E. STIL1SON, Superintendent.
Morning journal and courier., 1881-01-31
Grabelers' 6uioe.
Steamboat Line for New York

STeaInUOHJ IIIEC IUf NtW IUIA
 Fare $1, including Berth.
 Tickets for the Round Trip, $1.5O. ~~A The steamer 0. H. NORTHAM, Capt. ssHssSfs=ssz<J G. Bowns, will leave New Haven at l2:00 b. m, sundays excepted Staterooms soid as Berkele Curtiss', I09 Church street, near Chapel
 Steamer ELM CITY, Capt. F. J. Peck, leaves New Haven at lO:i5 q m Sundays excepted
 FROM NEW YORK-The C. H. NORTHAM leaves Peck Slip at 8 D. nl and the CONTINENTAL at 11:30 o'clock D m Sundays excepted-Saturday nights at I2 o'clock midnight
 sunday Night Boat for New York.
 The steamer NEW HAVEN, Capt. Snow, leaves New Haven at Io:36 p. Staterooms sold at the Elnott House Free stage from Insurance Building, Chapel street, commencing at P. ID.
 Tickets are sold and baggage checked through 10 Philadelphia, (beth routesl Baltimore and Washing- ton. ~
The daily gazette., 1881-08-08
Summer
Complaints

At this season, various diseases Of the
bowels are prevalent, and many Lioes are
lost through lack of knowledge of safe
and sure remedy. PERRY DAVIS PAIN
KILLER is a sure cure for Diarrhea, Dys-
entery, Cholera, Cholera Morbus, Summer
Complaint, ETC., and is perfectly safe.
Read the following:
BANBnIDGE. N. Y, March "a, 1881.
fa'ians RELIEF for cramp and pain in the stomach.
III. , s nssIslas nov y SyssbsIy
choleTa ,s morbns and cramps in the stomach. Have
MomeoxA. 1owa, s'hlSs March III Ii. Ysh. issf
cholera sfss si$oss
saa assS %aSS sRss i9s Sexs
H,v.n.sa pv,,vD.v,iSs Ss4Sso; ME. 5sn; =, q ,, issj
sSoaa so allow out 81 sra shs sias No mother
ONEIDA, N. Y, + Feb. + hsfsi i. f5sI.
always ss er and 4
to got bed without a bottle in the house;
every Il sSs 81 sss
In the house. us oonsur.1p Or. E. Monros'
CnEFELD, RHENIsH PRUSSIA. Feb 9, 1881.
1have known PERRY DAVE PAIN KILLER almost
from the day 1t was introduced and after years Of
observation and use regard Its presence In my
household as IN tHdfspensabte necessity,
]. 8. POTTER, u. g. Consul
BURTON -oN-TRENT, ENG.
diarrh9a, accompanied with intense pain, when
tried your PAIN KILLER, and found almost instant
relief. ii. j. NooNE.
81 MoNTAauE Sr., LONDON, ENG.
During residence Of twenty three years In India,
have given u in many cases of darrhoea, dyeen.
terry and cholera, and never knew 4 to fail to give
relief. II. CLARIDGE.
No family can safely be without this
invaluable remedy. Its price brings it
within the reach Of all.
For sale by all druggists at Csc, Soc.
and $1.00 per bottle.
PERRY DAVIS & SON, Proprietors
Providence, r, I,
The daily gazette., 1881-08-08
matthew vassar,s Death.

An evening contemporary remsrks
that "Matthew Vassar, the founder OF
Vassar Colleges very H." The Matthew
Vassar who Is very Ill Is a nephew of
the Matthew Vassar who founded Vassar
College. The death Of the original
Matthew Vassar was so strangely pa
thet'c and dramatic that we should have
presumed our contemporary knew of it.
1t was on an occasion when he was ad-
dressing the Trustees of the Founders
Fund that he breathed bis last. He had
spoken to them about the conduct of the
great Institution, and outlined bis own
views as to the best methods of MANAGE
inent. Then he said Che was not much
OF an off-hand speaker): SNOW, then,
gentlemen, leave the college In your
charge. do not believe that will ever
have occasion to address you sgain."
With that remark he laid his hand
down, as If in gesture, upon the arm Of
bis chair and his head against Its back.
When the council rose, they found him
In the same position. He has made no
speech and used no gavel since the
speech we have given above. He was
dead.
Matthew Vassar was an ale brewer,
born with spirit bent on two tremen-
dons determinations-to make himself
rich and to enrich humanity by his
wealth. He was uncul.ured, close and
selfish-so selfish that the contractor for
building Vassar College was ruined
through the requirements Of bis contract.
Yet he founded the first and the greatest
of colleges for young womeD.-N. =.
Star.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-08
The Maryland ship Canal.

H0 pTOlcCt vi uultiuS tuo WdGoES vi
the Chesapeake aud Delaware Bays by
ship canal seems 10 be we'll under
way. The scheme was broached and
steps taken toward putting 1t in execu-
ton as far back as 1862. A company
was chartered, several surveys were
made, and satisfactory route select
ed. Every few years the agitation OF
the subject has been renewed, and
latterly Congress has been importuned
Tor Government aid in its construction,
but the canal remains still in the paper
stage.
The great abundance of money now
seeking every possible investment Of
fering has caught hold of this scheme,
in common with thousand others,
and promises to push it to complet ion
at once. The $4,000, 900 capital re-
quired for the enterprise has been sub
scribed, Sc, 600, 900 in Paris and 3d.
000,0 iL New York. Though Balti-
more capitalists do not seem to be
investing in the enterprise very heavily
they doubtless have faith in it as a
probable boom to Baltimore commerce.
The Baltimore Gazette, in speaking OF
the subscription of the necessary capi-
tai for the canal, says "It is doubtful
il Anything Of more Importance to
Baltimore's commercial interest has
happened since the beginning of the
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad"
The route chosen is the one known
as the Sassafras Route, aud the length
of the canal will be seventeen miles
Its construction will involve dredging
the S,ssafras River for nine miles and
cutting through eight miles of land.
1t will pass through the lower part of
New CASTLE county, Delaware, and
will reach the Delaware Bay at point
sixty miles east of Baltimore, sixty
miles below Philadelphia, and fifty
miles above Cape May. Il is expected
that all the Baltimore freight to and
from Northern and European ports,
being fully four-fifths of the whole,
will pass through this canal. This, at
twenty cents ton, the estimated
charge, would net handsome profit
ON the investment. AS an offset to
this toll the ship using the canal and
bound for any Northern port will save
full 225 miles in distance and its pilot.
age charges will also be considerably
reduced.
This canal will have the effect to
place Baltimore and Philadelphia at
exactly the same distance from the
open sea. The latter city will, Of
course, have the advantage in its
commerce, being freed from the tax
which that Of the former must pay by
way of toll, though, as far as grain
rates are concerned, Baltimore pays
exactly twenty cents ton ON all grain
shipped from the West. The cana
toll proposed is, indeed, SO moderate
that it will not be felt as considerable
charge upon the commerce of the
port. The construction of this cana
seems so feasible on the map and its
advantage to Baltimore is apparentl,
SO great that the wonder is that it has
! been allowed to wait SO long, and theI
only to be taken up when foreign cap
italists thought they saw in it profit
able Investment for themselves. Tht
good people of Baltimore have beer
dreaming of this canal for thirty years
We congratulate them on the prospec
of having their visi, n realized.-Phila
Press.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-08
An Irish Pastoral.

LONDON, August 8, 1Ss1.-A despatch
to the STANDARD from Dublin says that
a pastoral by Archbishop McCabe was
read in all the chapels OF the Archdio
cese of Dublin on Sunday. In it the
Archbishop says: awe must raise our
voice, even at the risk of being misun-
derstood by friends and misrepresented
by enemies, and warn the people against
an alarming impending danger. Some
months ago, when an alliance between
Ireland and the worst inhdels OF Paris
was courted by unauthorized agents, our
Catholic instincts recoiled from the dis
honoring union. Similar attempts are
now being made.' The pastoral adds
that secret societies are the deadly enc
mics of domestic peace and national
nrosperi.Y.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-08
GOLD round ON she Beach.

Many years ago there was an Eng
lish bark wrecked on the pitch of the
Cape by the name of Arbutus. Part
of the old wreck can be seen now at a
very low tide. On Monday last, two
men from town were there digging
srazor blades" Ga shell fish which has
no history.) They were digging just
at the stern of the wreck, where one of
them struck something which proved
to be an old dilapidated zinc box,
having the appearance of sardine
can. On washing and opening it, he
found that it contained to the amount
S., 200 in doubloons. There is in all
probability more cans Of money SUR
rounding this wreck, and 1t is sup
posed that two milo of dollars
In English money went down with the
vessel. l.-Bredk,odter Light.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-08

LITTLE CHARLIE is sitting in the par
lor when Julia's beau enters. Wishing
to make friend of the STRIPPING he has
come to regard as his future brother in
law, he talks to him about toys aud pic
ture books and iuians and finally asks.
him:
"Have you seen the conei9"
.You bet," answers Charlie, "and
julie says it reminds her of you."
aOf me! Come now Charlie, what
else did she sa,?"
"Nothing, only that IL reminds her oi
you because it is chit fly gass."
The daily gazette., 1881-08-08

A sURLY husband always has some
pretext for bis surliness. An intimate
friend who had breakfas.ed with one of
these chronic growlers noticed that his
wife helped him to the ;enderest part OF
the shad, and took occasion In view OF
this proof of consideration to rebuke him
for his unreasonable moods.
"You can't surely fad fault with her
for giving you the best cut"
"Can't l?" was the reply, "she nly
helped me to II because it had the most
bones"
IT is announced that it will be the
fashion this Summer to be picturesque.
That's all right. But the question of
what is picturesque isn't always easy to
decide, perhaps a man in knee trousers
and striped hose Is picturesque and per-
haps he isn't. Perhaps 1t is picturesque
10 wear an old tin kettle tied to your
coat tail. Perhaps it Is picturesque to
be cross-eved. Who will define pictur-
esquenessp
"WHAr would our wives say, II they
knew where we are ?" said the captain
of "down east" schooner, when they
were beaLlng ABOUT In thick log. Tear
full Of going ashore. "Humph 1
shouldn't mind that" replied the mate,
"if we only knew where we were our
selves"
"SoRRY to hear that your wife Is
threatened with Deafness" said an AL.
banian to his friend, one morning re-
Gently.
"Yes," explained the husband, ga
month ago she could catch whisper up
four flights OF stairs, but she's been at
tending the sessions OF the Legislature
for several weeks and her hearing is al
most gone, poor thing"
THAT milk is pretty blue, landlord !?
Don't understand 1t, sir. My COW is
well ted, milk her myself, and don't
put water In the milk. Well, the
weather has been quite wet, and
reckon the COW needs shingling, that's
about 1t.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-08
song OF tho Can,t.aet.Away.

love the country's sun aud air
That tan with health's rich brown;
/ love Its dearth of city care
But I'd rather live In town.
! love to see the waving grass.
The sheep upon the down;
I love the native country Iass-
But I'D rather live In town.
/ love the berries and the fruits,
Win cream to wash them down;
love the garden sass and roots
But I'd rather live In town.
I love TO see the sickles glance
Amid the fragrant hay;
I love the walks and drives and Jaunts-
But still in town I'd stsy.
For here the fluffy files are small,
No bugs your neck crawl down;
Mosquitoes trouble not at all
And spiders aren't In town.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-08

HERES fly in my soup, waiter Yes,
sr; very sorsy, Sir but you can throw
away the fly aud eat the soup, can't you?
Of course CAP you didn't expect me
TO throw away the soup and eat the fly,
did you?