The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-11-08
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TRIES light as hair spoil our appe-
lite Tor butter. Glasgow Times.
Young man ofthe stree, 'stop aspir-
ing for wealth. Perspte for it. and it
will come quicker.-[Stste journal
When the alleged bumorists run out
Of Jimmy things, what'are the people
going tosdo for sopori6cs?7-I Sunday
Argus.
Never marry Barren county, NY,
woman; some of the Barren women
F. down there have trplets.--l State
journal.
Never step on a dogs tail : unless
the other end Of the dog some dis
tanco away and on the other side OF the
ieuce.--[ Glasgow Times.
+ What makes good editor? We
answer: good health and good hhu'er',
good wife and a good bank account,
---fDaayille Tribune.
There are more NJ. AS turned out
at Vassar than at Yale. But ale
can discount Vassar on the +. As
[Owensboro Post.
The only rcdeeming feature about
Mrmouism is that the burden OF sup
: porting a husband does not TALL upon
one woman Breckenridge News.
Some Ladies lace tight so as to form
a resting place for their sweetheart.s
arm. Asto hold an arm in one posi- !
ton too long. without support pro-
daces cramp.--TStato Sentinel Z w
> :. There is o double headed woman
nov On exhibition. but the style is
@ not likely to become ponular. A wo-
man with no head would take better,
louisville Post. =
A married man told us tho other
day that macy touching scenes occur
red at his house, but the most touch
iny Of all was when his wife struck
him with the skillet Constitution
alist.
Miss Annie Cook and Miss Daisy
are candidates fnr State Librarian. and
now the members Of our Legislature
are in quandary as to whether 1t is
hast IN have good Cook there or q
beautiful Daisy. -TState Journal.
1t seems that Immediately upon
their arrival at Yorktown the Massa
chusetts militia INDUCED in conduct
that gave General Hancock cause 10
grave complaint. They must have
gone to, stealing again, II Breckin
ridge News. ~
A Hindoo child was born at Bow
ling Green, recently, and strange as j
may seem, it is said to be the thlr
ole ever born in the United, States
We can't see anything to Hindoo
more frequent occurrence Rich
mond Register.
"Do You have butter at your board
inr-house?" asked one Danville cler
of another. eyes, we have, and
y. kicker, too. I'm heLicker. Thong
I'm not as strong as the butter, | kiS
against it every time ! sit down to u
tabl.. [Danville Tribune,
Professor Klein needn't put on ali
He is not the first nor the only m
that ever saw doublecomet. VIII
comets are in season, let any one W
doubts take a pull at bottle Of I
indianapolis article and then go 0
and look; he will see two stars
each one visible in the armament,
[Sunday Argus.
In ancient times marriages alwa
celebrated in the house OF the bri'
groom. Nowadays they are celeb
ted atthe house ofthe bride. her pc
der-bag and numerous other tlxli
unknown to the ancient brides be
all there, you see.--[State Journal
An aged warrior remarked that
always made him feel sad to look
the stars and stripes on the natio1
flags. He said the stars remln'
him of the time when he fell off
roof Of the barn, and the stripes
minded hun of his condition after
school teacher had touched him
with leather strap CONSTITUTE
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