The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1881-12-02
EvE-ANaELIcAL CORNER.

Novel and exquisite fancies are shown In
made-up lace goods.
Plump girls are said 10 be going out of
fashion. If this Is true the plumper the girl
the Simmer her chances.
Sweet Evelna fron the sufiocating en-
brace of her lover cried out: "Give me
liberty or give me breath"
A romantic couple out west have named
their first-born daughter Malaria" She'll
give some fellow the shake some day.
1t frequently happens that mans wet
goods cost him more than his wife's dry
goods Philadelphia Chronicle Herald.
Chief Justice John A. Hunter was married
to Miss Mary Gilbertson, at Salt Lake City,
ON November 18th, by Rev. r. NJ. Kirby.
A Rhode Island girl ha, had three lovers
drowned and q fourth shot, and she rather
expects the fifth will be hung for change.
Velvet stripes are exhibited in black and
very dark shades of ruby, olive, plum, or
seal brown, alternating with those of white
moire.
anne u SdSucS, tlcu Nciy AoW VIA
the skirt and fastened by Irish diamond
buckles, will be much worn with the ball
toilets.
Old Deacon Dobson always boasted that he
was "prepared for the worst" and his neigh
bors thought he got it when he married bis
second wife.
"Lapland" plush is new variety Of that
material which has long furry gray and
white pile, and is designed especially for
heavy winter cloaks.
A rose-colored satin toilet worn recently
was draped with costly real Spanish lace
overdress caught up with clusters Of black
berries and sprays of cardinal roses and
| foliage.
New chatelaine bags are made of fine inn
| ported feathers. In the center of the bag
is set the tiny head of a bright bird. They
are suspended from the belt by a slender
chain of old silver coins. .....,
| EYES," said Clara, "your Maltese kitty Is
pretty enough, but she can never como up to
my bird" That was all she knew about 1t.
The kitty did come up to her bird that very
day, and it was all day with the bird.
They were walking by the seaside, and she
sighed and he sighed and she was by his
side and he by her side, and they were both
beside themselves, besides being at the sea-
side, where she sighed and g sighed.
"Tommy" said q mothe' to her seven
year-old boy, "you must not interrupt Inc
when am talking with ladies. You must
wait until we stop, and then you can talk"
"But you never stop" retorted the boy.
"Don't sit so far from me, Harry, DEAR"
she said to her lover, while they were steam
ing up the river with the excursion; don't
sit so far away and turn your back to me In
that way people will think we're married."
Old Valenciennes lace, outlined with gold
thread, is inst now quite as fashionable
dress trimming as gold-wrorght Spanish
lace, many ladies preferring the Valencien-
mes patterns to those Of the large Spanish de-
signs.
Robinson (after long whist bout at the
club: "It's awfully late, Brown. What
will you say to your wife? Brown Gin a
whlsper): "Oh, shan't say much, you
know; good morning, DEAR or something
of that sort. She'll say the rest"
It was fashionable young lady who, hav-
ing been accused of using artificial means to
heighten the brilliancy of her complexion,
asked one CT her beaux: "Do you see any
paint on my face?" "No," he deliberately
answered, 81 can't say that do-Im color
blind" ....
Stylsh-looking camisoles, to wear with
, marquise coats, are made of dark admiral
blue or black velvet, trimmed with deli
, cate Grecian embroidering of gold. A vel
vet-embroidered pouch, fiat or square in
shape, is attached to the left side of this
jaunty undervest.
Labouchere, after explaining that the truly
symmetrical female figure has. with shoul-
ders measuring thirty-six inches, waist
whose circumference is twenty-four inches,
regards as rather absurd picture in lady's
fashion journal, which gives bust Of thirty
six inches with waist Of nine inches.
. "What would you do If you were / and |
! were you ?" tenderly inquired 70 .ng swell
of his lady friend. "Well," said she, "if
: were you should throw away that vile
cigarette, cut up my cane for firewood, wear
: nv wstchchain underneath my coat, and
. stay at home nights and pray for brains"
The New York Sun learns, on very high
authority, that afternoon teas have had their
day, and that the correct thing this winter
= will be coffess (black) from o'clock In the
= evening until 10. At these street costumes
. will be worn, and they are expected to "bring
about social life such as the citizens Of the
older countries enjoy"
-, There is story current in Paris that when
Q La Richie an Boise, now so popular in Paris
a was first produced at the Port Saint Martin,
+ a beautiful unpopular actress, who was to
' act in 1t, having discussed salary, ETC., with
!. the manager satisfactorily, said: "And now
a as to the costumes Costumes, Madaml ~
o was the reply, "why, there are none."
When little Minnie was two years old she
d asked for some water one night. When IL
{ was brought she said: "Papa, can't you get
r me some fresh water? This tastes little
Q withered." Her little sister Belle had been
: accustomed to light in the room, and
walked in great distress, crying, "Me can't
! see, aunt Bessie, my eyes arc all blowed
9 out"
!. know he's an old bachelor, a horrid, grumpy
thing,
A nasty, spiteful, cross s-grained, ugly fright
J, wish, John, that such callers to your wife
= you would not bring;
+ You know as well as / do it's not right.
Why do think him single? Why? Oh,
a John, I'll have At