, 1881-04-10
SUNDAY SALAD.

Et,1e Alfonso and wife latcy presented to the
Pope Il cbusice mounted with $4,000 worth Of
precious stones.
About the only person that we ever heard OF
that wasn't spoiled by being Ii onized was Il Jew
named Daniel-G- D. Prentice.
Sensible advice to al!-Says Aaron to Moses,
ave got t1chinois::" Says Moses to Aaron,
.Yuu shouldn't pork fare Oh! "-PuHch.
.Iittlc baby is very Ill, Charley; 1 am afraid
he is going to de- Wel IT hc dies. matn1l'a
he Won't 20 10 the Ind pace:nn Why, Cnar!ey'
how can yun know that! W kn0" ne can I.
mamma, hes got no teeth to s1lsssh.
Ohio is said to be excited because the son Of q
Rupti5t minister has married tue daughter OF :.
Jewish rabbi. Anything that tends TO rctard
the consumption Of pork IS certain TO create m
excitement Ill QEtD--t'hltudCtlMI lhT0Htc'e-
HcEiiI.
Sccne-Strcet-car in Jerusalem: Old, lady
hooks t1or parasot over the strap and pulls.
rHsr St2n 5he cur ,i. on Ion a1 wnt TO TO
that way, MINI; it stops at the American Beer
Gardc1l.''' THUS VIC note tho progress Of time.
Wife. given Ia literature and the drama. to her
husband George, what u the meaning OF the
expression Go to- you meet with 80 frequently
III Shakespeare and the old drumAtists =: Hlls-
buul tnOr /, reAding Hlan)--"l don Know l Ill
sure, my dear, unless-well-pcrhaI,S he was go
ing say-but Thought it wouldn't sound
proper.
Th&3ollowing letter was received by clergy
man from Il member nt his congregation who
| i
tailor. 1t was written about six months after
the delivery Of IL very impressive sermon urging
tho brethren to put faith in one another:
''Dcar sir, have tried the plan you recorn-
n,e'sde,i, and beg to inform you i'll all candoF
that it won't work. IT you expect the to pay
pew rent, don't pfcach thAt doctrine any 1norc.
The bishop of Il neighhorlng diocese wns re-
Gently invited to attend the commencement ex-
crcsrs OF medical college. 4 numerous gath
crlns, sgnaIzeti the occnston, and the Eootl
Bishop was among the number. The grndllut~
vvJ,1r Il ffan al
.1.46 soon na the last Candidate hnd received
his diploma, the venerable ecccsinstic arose
and, turning toward the audience with a face
expressive of the tttnDst sympathy, quietly re-
marked: "l':ci hrer1, let us prny.'
The bnd feeling that hns existed for some time
past between lirson Bedso Rnd Deacon Gnt>c
Snolgrass, OF Galveston. was intensified by Il
little incident that happened 4 few evenings
ngtj III the CoortI Blue Light Tabernacle. Par
sun EIedso announced TINT he would he absent
from his pulpit, us be was going to Houston;
adding: - | believes, bretlcrin, I is instigntcd
To t,lSe Ills heu.1 trip hy de powers above. "1n
dat case," remarked beacu', Gabe Sno,igrass
rising, - moves VIC sing, sPrniSe God, from
whom I'LL blessings flow
a Administer with rnther tiorid complexion went
into the shop Of barber. one OF his phrshioners,
t0 be shaved. The barber was addicted to heavy
consequence, unstcndy at his work. III shaving
the minister he inflicted cut sufficiently deep
- cover the lnwcr pnrt Of bis faco with blood.
The minister turned To the uarbcr and satd III q
tone OF solemn severity: .......
| '.Ton see, Thomas, what comes OF taklng too
much drink :;
| AYE" replied Thoplns. with the utmost COM
| posurc. !" it 1nukes the skin very tender.'
| The late Rev. DR.. Ncnle was once asked By tho
| Rev. \. j. Gordon If he ever hAd any church dit
| tIcuisics. 20 yes he replied; "oncc it was
| pretty serious. and the brethren were getting
| very warm. said. Let lis he dismissed. They
rose, ind before they thought Of 1t the bcncdic-
| ton was pronounced anu they were dispersing.
| Ere another meeting they had cooled ot.' DR..
! Gordon asked Or. Ncale the secret OF Ills long
pustoratc. "Wcll,'' replied he. ''whea | got
| and wncu they got yexed and wanted mo to 70,
| wouldn't go. We never both got mad at the
sand time.''