The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-13


preaching defenoes, but it also re
Veals when the defenders desire t
make a sortie. Steel guns fired b.
electricity, are but partial good, q
every nation can secure the blessing
Hallway Signals are so perfected, tina
M 10 said points men may sleep q
their post henceforth, which they &C
casionally do, alasl at the expense o
the travellers. The telephone is 6
practical joker; the hands are the
hands OF EsaU, but the voice is never
the voice OF Jacob. 1t is rather
pohchinelle's. A coed joke is to Cal
at telephone Office, demand to be
put in communication with some
people likely to be in their bed. Then
when they arrive, ask them what do
they think of a comets tail, or the
cooking of tripes q Ia mode Caen, as
Damus was reused up few nights
ago to be questioned.
Paris is rapidly retaking its habi-
tual life. The wet and cold autumn
is compelling sea bathers and country
residents to flock to their winter
quarters in the city. We are even
receiving invaIids from Nice and
Pau. who could become happy or
get we'll, sitting all day at the window
of hotel or casino, looking O.: the
rain splitting and the leaves falling?
In Paris, gas and electricity make
the boulevards at night day. The
building trade is very busy, hence
the very best barometric reading of
prosperity, and there are fourpansra-
mas In course of completing their
cupolas.
Emile lola AYERS his health ia in
jured by the inoessant attacks made
upon him by his confIeres. The fact
Is: lola has treated very indepen-
IDENTIFY and oareIessly those to whom
he Is deeply indebted for favors. He
has collected all the hard things
w-Itten against him, and means TO
publish them in a book form. The
volume ought to sell we'll, as many OF
the articles are witty and funny. lola
ls commonly compared to the dog,
which In a cafe approaches and snaps
all the bits OF sugar you throw to him,
but the moment you cease the small
contributions. the animal looks
threatening and shows its teeth.
The 9th September was the fets
of Saints Come and Damien, the
patrons Of BARRIERS, surgeons, dentists
and marine store dealers-a strange
combination, bu: only repeating a
monopoly of times gone by, when
one man in his day played
many parts. Perhaps, since the pro.
LESSONS became diejoined, none are
so well to do as the first and the last.
In fifteen years a barber makes his
fortune, when he either invests In
theatrical5, or goes into the glove and
persumery business. They are es.
peciaIly the proprietors of these kind
OF shops that are opened in shady
streets. and on which the police keep
a constant eye. Only gentlemen en-
ter such. A marine dealer makes his
fortune In ten years, after which he
builds villa. becomes town coun
cilor, aud tUtfers TO the c'oJe on dom
lnoes and sugared drinks.
Aa Old CIR wastis0ed up inl hH Seine
at St CIOu0. at the mouth Of the pipe
which supplies tDat village With It's
water. her wooden leg was missing
Next day tue police recelV ed surhcIeUt
Cast OF wood q limbs 90 keep the pre-
lecture IN f.e@uod during a WILtet.
The unfortunate luVest,u q at, "a.
Inga In venture tina; gave ner 81 ,,I
cent. interest out OF neruwu aisauG-
pending t-r9e month";, Auu tneI
stopped she Ceased u H. at III.
same moment. a tiuAncInl 20 Lefty
headquarters In Begun. w,
founded ONE time ago ~ puf, Ia
Turkish bonds al tnelr original pric-.
by giving in exchange SCRIP for
like amount in society lUI
farming Turkish toresrs; toe
branch Office here had a
very imposing Iook-And hence, els
plcious. A policeman visited toe
office recently. % opening toe two
large safes, nothing was discovered in
the first and OILY papal coin for
ten sous iu the second.
Professor Boir C of Roueu has
solved delicate question. He states
that b5tore Adam aGd Eve, in the
time OF the mammoth and the rein.
deer. III the age of stone. the ladies of
Gaul employed fard to color their
faces. as numerous balls of that arti
Gle OF toilette have been found in
caves, along with shell and painted
necklaces.
a gentleman has confessed over
his cups. that in railway travelling
he ever seeks seat opposite stout
companion, as in case of collision,
suCh individuals of both sex, act as
buffers.
What age are you madame?"
asked the judge. "TWenty-nine."
The judges mouth involuntarily
opened wide, till she added, land
some years."
A wine merchant at dessert, put a
few grapes into a glass and then
poured IN some water: always at
shop" observed a guest.
did your husband like his fret
wife?" "Oh, yes; her tomb is the
most beautiful in the whole GENE