Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1881-09-13
MIscELLAN
PEN, INK AND sCIssoRs

Iii TF4 Alt. TE l.s4;. indigestion n ard sieE headache
Liver Cure:
Professor to child (angry at ua.tention)-
"Another minute, mees. and I shall go speak
to your mamma Pupil-sWell, take care
pa don't catch you at it, that's all. He's
awfully jealous ~
INCREAsEA AND DxcREAsE.-The cenru, shows
inst me proportion of voters to the population
u Il 70 T4-ioo. The proportion of persons tron-
bied with kidney and liver disorders las been
alarmlnRly Increasing. but since the almost rni-
Eersal use of Warmers Safe Kidney and liver
Cure these diseases are rapidly DIMINISHING.
Chat on the piazzs.-Elderly lady at Long
Branch 1--WE do not bring our jewelry to
the seaside, although we have a lot at homo"
Neither do we, although we have a whole
storeful at home and some of the tickets
will not be up for two weeks yet"
jackson. tMich.) Daily Patriot
We learn from Messrs Moore l. Hum
phre5. that St. Jacobs Oil is regarded as the
very best selling Eminent ever sold. and is
giving the highest satisfaction II has eli.
feoted many good cures.
The new Gear leads a very simple life
he rises early and takes a long walk. then
breakfasts with his family. after which he
goes down the cellar and covers himself un
In the coAl>bln tor the balance Of the day,
to keep out of the way of the Nihiii>ts.
Welk stomach. eta. nnVPE1y L.
loved by using Browns Iren Bittcrs.
Browns Iron Bltters Danish lll-hea!tb.
thoughts OF suicide, melancholy. etc.
n matter wsat your ali mcnt, Browns Iron
5l1ters VIII help nature cure you.
Inc wiic of a physician is convicted of
having poisoned her husband. Among other
questions the court asks her "Why madam.
did you use arsenic instead of any other
poison A !" she replied, in a touching
voice, sit is the poison that he preferred" :
gentleman calling on a farmer observed:
"Mr. Jones, your clock is not quite right, is
it?" "Well, you sec, sir" said Mr. Jones
"nobody don't understand much about thai
clock but me. When the hands of thst
clock stand at twelve then it strikes two. and
then know it is twenty minutes of seven"
AN OLD DooreR's ADvIcE.-It was this: Trust
IN God and keep your bowels open" Fer this
purpose many an old doctor has advised the
habi'ually costIve to take KNdney-Wort-fnr ro
ether remedy SO cfectHally overcomcs this con-
dition, and that without the distress and grip
ing winch other medicines cause II is a radi-
cal cure for piles. Don't fail TO use il.
t1FHn'lnisd from the NsLO Yorker Zsrtung.
There was a great parade of soldiers, and
little Msry, aged eight years, went {. the
door with her dog, Clip, to see the procession
move by. Like all little dogs. Clip was sau-
cy aud began to bark. Mary ran up stairs
to her mother. exclaiming, "Oh, mamma.
come down stairs, I'm afraid Clip will bite
the army"
Choice Extracts from Druggists.
1--WE know the value of malt, hops. caIis.v.
and iron composing Shalt Bi,ters.'"
PS5 Iady customers highly praise them"
tahe largest bottle and best incidence
Best blood purifier on our sheIves."
"Our best people take Malt Bitters,"
"SuFe cure for caills and liver diseases."
a Galveston man named Jose plus c..
Morgan, who Is also a great nuisance. is
eVerlastingly abusing the female sex. The
other day he said to John W. Smith -
"There would be fewer evils in the world if
1t were not >for women" Yes" responded
Smith, you yourself wouldn't be in it."
And nov they hardly speak.
WOMEN NEVER THINK."-Ift the Grabbed old
bachelor VIII" uttered this sentiment coulI hut
Witness the Intense Thought, deem stIdv nrj
thorongh investigation of women in doter,nin.
ing the best medicines TO keep their fnmij;es
we'll, aud would note their sa.aciGv and Wis
dom in SELECTING Hop Bittc,s as tre best, ard
demonstrating it by keeping their families in
perpetual health, at a mere nominal cxnansa'
ne Monla pc forced to that such
SENTIMENTS are hascIesS and se.-Pfcarttne
Thousands of English sparrows built IT, cir
nests on the suspension bridge over the Al.
leghany river at Pittsburgh, of straw. hav.
and other light combustibIo materials. and
the other day the bridge was DESTROYED by
hre. The president of the COMPANY thinks
ths nests were set on FIRE from sparks from
passing steamboats,, and that the destruction
of the bridge followed.
The elections in Virginia and in all other
States whose laws require the same to take
place on "the Tuesday next succeedinp the
drst Monday in November will be hold tbi.
year on the second Tuesday in November =
Lastrycar these elections were held on the
second day of November-the earliest dav
upon which they can be held. This wear
they will be held upon the eighth day of
November-tho latest day upon which thew
can be held.
Mr.. I. G.. De Leon, of Mobile, Ala 10
whom the contract has been awarded for
building the mystic floats OF the Oriole CELL |
ebration, arrived in this city Yesterday. and
is stopping at the Carrollton Hotel 10
brought with him from Mobile several car
loads of parapherDalIa and costumes. which
will be taken to the building on Madison
avenue extended, where the work of con.
struoting the floats will be immediately CONS
menced and pushed forward as rapidly az
possible, under the supervision of Mr. n.
Leon and his four artisans, Messrs. w r
Gerow, John G. Hines, Franks. Jarvis and
a. j. Dickinson, of Mobile, all of whom are
now in Baltimore. These gentlemen have
constructed all the tableaux for tho N1ardi
Gras festival in Mobile during the past ten
years, and are considered experts in their
line of work. Their efforts in the Baltimore
pageant, it is confidently stated. will be SUI
perior to anything of the kind ever done by
them, and will be a complete surprise, both
in beauty and design, to the people of this
eity.-Bahimorc San, Sept, L.
IF you want a Tub, Broom, dashboard,
Bucket, Axe Handle, Syrup, Sugars, Cot
fee, Boots and Shoes, Dried Fruit, also many
ether articles too numerous to mention, go
TO. DALGARN's.
Loss OF APPETITE, LOSS OF ESEaGY, sometimes
attended with a dry hacking cough, sometimes
costive, a looseness of the bowels or pain near the
region of the heart, cured with ThAyer's Liver
Powder. IS eta. is not much.