The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-09-11
HOPE FOR THE BALD HEADS
Cure by Scientific ManipHlatlonS
and Philosophical Liquids.

inform afflicted friends Of scientific cure
for badness. thin and fading hair; liberal
remuneration. Apply Blank Chemical
Co.
Then be called at the place and
represe nted himself as a gentleman
wiling to inform his afflicted friends
Ola scientific cure for bsldnees. The
reporter found himself in a dim!y
lighted back psrlor. Upon the centre
table stood a microscope, presumably
to be employed for the discovery OF
new hair on bald heads. An old sabre,
whose purpose WAS not so apparent.
stood In corner.
An extentiOn of the parlor was oh.
viously used as az Operating room.
The floor was scattered with circulars.
The operating chair was painted red
in parts, and the arms were covered
with tin foil, to look like silver. 1t
stood on a small. low platform. It's
back 10 the window. A great many
hotties stood upon a table, and com
pirt5d the furnishing of the rooms,
barring lounge and few old caairs.
The Blank Chemical Company was
found alone. It came to the door at
the reporters rap and cordially ush
cred the caller in. The Blank Chem
ical Company ls small man In
very large coat, and wearing sun
burned straw hat, coming down to
the eyebrows in front aud the nApe OF
the neck behind.
Take a seat, take seat, sir." he
said glibly to the visitor; and without
waiting tJr the reporter to invent an
excuse Tor calling, the Blank Chemi-
Ca Company went on rapidly. He
eat upright, MS legs wide apart, and
placing bis open palms on his knees
De extended his elbows cut into the
Ioom.
"WnAt we want" be SAID, always
using the plural personal pronOun tor
hImseII- WHAT we want is to have
gentlemen bring their-sfflicted friends
mere to De created. Every business
has agents you know, sil over the
world. Our business ID necessarily
local. Patients must come here to be
cured"
The Blank Chemical Company was
asked the nature OF his wonderful
discovery.
1T is none of your bottle prepsrs-
tons. ali the bottles of all the pre-
parat Gus ever compounded cannot
make new hair grow on bald head.
We can. We sre perfectly convinced
Of it We are satisfied. We knew
It,"
These words we're spoken with a
confidence aud assurance that would
nave carried hope to bald statue.
''Oi what does your treatment con-
srst q eG?"
"ManIpu!ations, purely scieutifo
nanIpulati0ns," he said. waving his
oanis freely, land the application
OF p-ven or eight Iiquids-purely SCI
entI6c and philosophical liquids"
lis knowledge Of these liquids
the secret of the Blank Chemical
CompanY?"
They are my discovery. Very
simple, but very scientific. there's
philosophy in them. l assure you."
i'ne Blank Chemical Company
spoKe with the greatest enthusiasm.
He r&ttled on:
"We simply accelerate nature; we
assist it.. Why q gentleman of your
education and culture knows that by
chemistry plants may be made to
grow before your very eyes. That is
exactly the principle"
The reporter knew, OF course, inst
what a gentleman OF his education
and culture did know.
The Blank Chemical Company
went on:
"HoE long doss it take? Only
about 20 applications are necessary
to bring the new hsr through Ihe
scalp. Then all We nave to do is to
cultivate that eew growth. Ifa scalp
ISN'T osslfied weicsn bring it in about
20 days. II y patient is in hurry
I'd prefer two visits q day. That
would be better. Then by accelerat-
ing the functions OF nature We can
make this new crop-new growth
come up an eighth or sixteenth OF an
inch in q night"
What are these powerful liquids?"
Sab. that is our secret. But they
are harmless on healthy skin. They
are truly scientific. l have been
using them for years."
''Is there any one to whom you can
reiersupon whose .bald.hsad hair has
growni"
"Well with some doubtful hesits-
tion) no; not at this time; not just
yet. But it is certain. as that an os
trich egg is bald. In approaching
your friends you must touch upon that
priceless boon, q head OF hair. Why,
there is man ont in California, one
of those millioDaires that grow gu:
there az the big trees there grow, who
would give $4,000 for that priceeGs
boon. I am going to strike him
that is. am assured that be will
come East to reside, and I shall get
him. But you can tell your friends
that after the hundreds OF bottles of
patenei preparations which they
have no doubt: used in vain, there 10
akill hene. The hair can be restored,