The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1881-05-13
NO. 49,.
HASH.

When is school boy like postae.
stampP-When he is licked and put ii
the corner.
The reason the female sex is so fond
OF ribbons is doubtless because Eve was
made of a rib-bone.
A crusty old bachelor says he thinks
it's Woman, and not her wrongs that
ought to be redressed.
A young bride being sasked how her
husband turned out, replied that be turn
ed out late in the morning and turned in
late at night.
Motto of the good collector: "Never
put off until tomorrow what can be-
dnnned to-day. - Philadelphia CAron,cle
Herald.
Said Fogg. smarting under the b nds
OF the barber, II wish you were wi are
your razor is" Where is thatP' ast ed
the tonsorial artist. Under groun =
replied Fogg, with snap.
Strikes are now in order both in
the ball-feld and the labor-market
Cain was the first striker. He waa A.
Abel batter; but he didn't make home
| run.
Letters are very devopt. A great
many go to Mass. every day Phil.
NeDs- A large lumber &c directly from
Mass. to Gin and some straight to
Rouon.- Ya,Oco6 Strauss
Young Brown told some of his COM
panions that his gill slapped his face the
other night, and he was Immediately
consoled with the remark that it must
have been the first brighs-eYed dear tina,
ever struck him.
AT temperance meeting ia Williams.
burg Neal Dow stated that in Maine the
officers hunted down liquor dealers as
weasels and terriers hunted rats. That
is to say that. when weasel wishes to
catch rat. he first smells of his breath.
then searches his pockets.
A good churchman was commenting
at the breakfast table on the conduct of
one OF the vestry when he was suddenly
interrupted by his hopeful. aged Z, ex-
claiming: Papa. why don't you pull
down your vestry man?"
"Sall says you can't come to see her
any more,' remarked boy to the ad-
mirer of the youths sister. "Whv not pn
week now, and how could YOU come
any more without spreading the week
like blazes."
but. my deah fellah.n said the newly
arrived Euglishman to the Galveston
hack driver, who had called him
Colonel" "but my deah fellah, 1 don't
belong to the army. yer know" "That
don't make any difference; here in Gal
weston we call almost every loafer and
1eadbeat, colonel or major. Have a ker-
'idge, generalp"-- Galueston News.
How often we see an individual with
10 forco of character who is always
'eady TO toss up penny before deciding
point in question. Such an one always
eminds us of the animal of the genus
Heph,tis Amaericana, that never can
make up it's mind to attack an enemy
without first throwing upa SCENT YaW-
ob Strauss. And in such cases the
'attle is always to the stropg.-rPhz.
NeDs. Weak conclude that you have
'een there; eb, Brother Foster.
During political campaign in Michi-
IAN well known lawyer was address
ng an audience composed princir.iIY oil
ariners m Gratiot county. In order to
win their confidence, he said: "My
riends, my sympathies have always been
With the tillers of the soil. My father
vas practical farmer, and SO was my
grandfather before him. l was myself
'eared on farm, and was. so to speak,
born between two stalks of corn." Here
he speaker was rudely interrupted by
ome one in the audience who exclaimed:
A pumpkin. by jingo!n
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