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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

"DoN'T you know it's very wrong
to smoke, my boy?" said an elderly
looking lady, in II railway waiting
room, to Young America, who persist
ed in pnflirg a cheap cigarette, much
to the old lady's discomfort.
"Oh, smoke tor my hcalth," an
swcred the boy, emitting a volum me of
smoke from his mouth which almost
strnngled the old lady.
'tBut you never heard Of a cure
from smoking," continued the old lady
when she had rcgained consciousness.
con, yes, I did," pers sted the boy,
ns he formed his mouth into a young
VesuNius working on full time; that's
the way they cure pigs"
'Smokc on them" quickly replied
the old lady; "there's some hope for
you YETI"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

ing to be uGdisturbcd one day ,instruct-
cd his Irish servant to admit no one,
and if any one should inquire for him
to give him an "equ,Y c,l an>wer.'
Night came and t, Q geutlcmln pro-
oeeded to intern osatc Pat us to his cal
lers.
Did any one call?'
Yes, sir, wan gintlcman."
"What did he say ?''
"He aXcd was yer honor in.'
"WGll, what did you tell him."
"Sure gave him a quiviklo answer
jist,"
"IIow was that?"
81 asked him was his grandmother
L monkey !"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

CARBON IN WHARF.-The carbon in
wheat and other plants Is derived not
from the soil, but from carbonic acid
in the atmosphere, the supply Of (which
is kept up by combustion, decay, the
respiration of men and animals, etc.
The amount OF carbon In the atmos-
phere is only one part in ten thousand
Of air, and vet this supply is ample
for the purposes of vegetation. In an
English field, which has now grown
wheat for thirtY-seven years In success
sion, there are some plots to which not
an ounce Of carbon has been returned
ducing the whole Of that period. Yet
with purely mineral manure, an aver
age Of 1000 pounds OF carbon are
annually removed from the land, and :,
where Il given amount of heterogeneous
manure is employed with the mineral
manure, al average Of about 1900
pounds per acre per annum more Is
obtained, In all, al average of about
1850 pounds Of carbon annually as
similated over an acre of land without
any return OF carbonaceous manure
~ it.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07
AGRICULTURE.

INFLAMED BAG. poultices
should be applied to the cows bag by
means of broad linen bandage tied
over the loins. 1t should have holes
in it through which the teats should be
allowed to protude. Apply the band
age first, and then fill in an ample
poultice of equal parts Of ground flax
seed and bran. The udder should be
kept free from milk, both by allowing
,he calf to suok and by frequent strip
ping by the hand. Stimulants should
next be applied, with smart friction,
by the palm OF the hand, such rs soap
l,niment or turpentine liniment. At
The same time the bag must be con-
stantly supported by means of sheet
tied over the loins, and having holes
In it, thu ough which the teats can pro-
trude. Feed moderately on sloppy
food, anu administer a pound of Glau-
Der salts dissolved In quart of warm
water, and to which aud an ounce OF
ground ginger. If, III spite OF these
efforts for relief, abscesses should form
they should be freely opened with Il
lancet and the matter evacuated. The
resulting wounds may be dressed with
ali ointment Of one part of Venice tur-
pentine and two parts OF hogs lard.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

A LAD nc Easto n, Pennsylvanio, ell
tered drug store, bottle IN hand and
said he wanted ten cents worth Of
"armakymony." The drugger told
him to repeat the W. ord, and said.
"Don't you mean arnlca or ammonia? 20
"I dunno," was the reply.
"What Is it for?' asked the drug
gist.
"Can't tcll,' SAID the boy, starting
slowly out. When near the door a
bright idea Illuminated him, and he
turned and asaol the druggist: "It
your vile hit you on The head with 4
chair leg, VIII ch Of them mediti lcs
would you get to take the swt llin'
down? ?"
"Arnlca."
'"rhcn I'LL her in ten cents worth, "
replied the boy; and he gazed love
fngly at n big stick Of licor:ce as the
arnica was being TO tied"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07
A Tlr-ToP band-Hat band.
Rurrall For Our Side.

Many peoplo havo lost thoir interest in poll
Tics and In amusements because they arc 80
ont OF sorts and run down that they cannot
enjoy anything. II such persons would only
be wise enough to try that celebrated remedy
Ndney-Wort and experience its tonic and
ronoVating effects they would soon DO hurrah-
ing with tho loudest. In either dry or liquid
form 1t is a porfeot remedy for torpid liver,
kidneys or bowels, ,-EIchanye
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

Did you ever know any person to DO
III, without inaction of the Stomach,
Liver or kidncys,or did you ever know
one who was well when either was OBJ
structed or inactive; and did you ever
know or hear of any case Of the kind
that Hop Bitters would not eure.-Ask
your neighbor this same question.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

DRAGON SMITH buys Carbollne, the
deodorized petroleum hair renewer
and restorer, and since its improve
ment, recommends it to all his friends
as the perfection of all hair prepara-
ttons. This shows that the Deacon Is
a wise Iuan and knows what is what.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

'Tlis isn't Il mcnagcr'e," sharply
observed an irasciblc deacon to q man
VINO was tying to force passage
through the crowd at u church door
way. mo, | presume not" le urned
the stranger, "or they would MT leave
any OF the animals to block up the en-
trance"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

WHIPPED PorAroKs.-Whlp boiled
AIotntoes TO creamy nghtness with d
fork; beat in butter, milk, pepper and
salt; at last, the trOJhed wniLo of IN
egg; toss irregularly upon dish, set
III the oven Two minutes TO rohcat, but
dO not Let it color.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

lT Is said that love conquers all
tn ngs, but Jumping io,Lhachn, thai
knows lis lush css, and strictly at
tends to it, can, for the time being,
make man fo'got that he eyci
loved at all.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

4 mirture Of three parts salicylic acid
and eighty-sevcn parts silicate Of mag
nesia is said TO be not only remedy
for sweating of the feet, but whom
rubbed over the whole body, on the
authority of DR.. Kohuhom, IL cure for
night sweating by consumptlves.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

FROM reports made by the German
railway companies 1T appears that
about ~ per cent. of their conrhlng
stock IS lit with rapestcu Oil, lG per
cent. with gas. and Is per cent. with
candles. 1t is prepared from various
yielding substances, and
Is compressed into holders from five
and one-half to six atmospheres.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

AIURKEY usually sits 26 days in me-
dinm wealth her, and is a steady incuba-
tor, bringing out all the eggs at once.
The young should remain on tho nest
without disturbance Tor the first 24
hours. If Il good mother, she will take
care of the empty shells, usually tuck
ino them around out Of the way under
Cue tail. when necessity demands she
will lead the breod quietly from the
nest, and if the weather be warm and
without storms, will succeed we'll in
rearing the brood under her own man
agcmont. Turkeys should not come
oil until tho first week In June. by
that time cold storms are over and the
air is mild.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

Throw q shovolful of manure around
t & old plants of raspberry, blackberry,
grapes and curranls. If they have
borne two or three years it Will holp
the frultlng for another seas on. Trim
out all old raspberry and blackberry
wood and burn.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

TO prevent tho oxidation Of new
tcu-kcttlo, first wash 1t thoroughly in
sapelio soap, rinse well in clear hot
water, and dry over the back of the
stove. Scald out thoroughly before
using, and put one or Two clean oyster
shells In the kettle, and keep some
there all the time until the kettle be-
gins togiow smooth and shows no
longer any sign OF rusting.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07
rather IL Getting Svell.

My daughters says, Glow much bet
ter father Is since he used Hop Bit
ters." He is getting we'll after his long
suffering from a disease declared In
durable, and we are so glad that he
USED your Btttcrs.-A lady of Z ,ches-
ter, N. Y
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

a nao pICte'S lOr the manufacture
OF arm0r plates, recently lnvcntod in
Ehgmnd, Introduces steel into thei
construction, whereas formerly they
were made wholly of iron. IL Is cluiln-
cd that tho st, el gr,a atty incr, ases I'll G
rcslstlVc power OF the plates, The
war ships of the present day are likely
to be clad with this new kind OF armor.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

CAoUrCnoUc may be utterly ruined
by the use OF impure solvents, and
those experimenting with lndia-rub-
ber-solulionS should. IN cases W here it
Is desirable, regonera the caortchouc
by allowing tho solvent to ovaporatc,
taking tho utmost care not to employ
any solvents which contain fatty or
greasy matter.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

4 tate novel application Of e'eatrlcity
Is in the construction Of a soldering
iron in which piece of platinum is
heated. by the electric current, and
employed to fuse any kind of solder.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

AN old lady who h"d been reading
the health others weekly report
thought ''Total' must be an ~ fully
mhllgnanc disease, since as rlany die
OF IL rs all the rest put together.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

TOMATO SAUCE. Eight pounds to-
matocs, ono quart vinegar, three
pounds sugar, one teaspO0niu. cinna-
mon, one OF cloves, one OF English
mustard, and one or lci PEPPER; boil
down TIL quite thick.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

Accuracy &C expression ntces ary--
When you say that girls hair is as
black rs u coal 1t is Just as we'll TO
specify that you do not mean red.
hot coal.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

BEkF SoUr.-Ox tail, one onion, one
carrot, ono small turnip; boil these
together IN one gallon Of water two
hours, or till the meat is tender; then
cut the meat in small pieces, add pep
per, little salt. celery seed, thicken
with little cornstnrch and boil half
an hour; strain and serve; toast some
bread, cut in dice shape anu add til.
last thing.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

If you wish to frost the top of a
cake and not the sides, ,and are troubled
by the frosting running oyer on the
sides, take n piece of writing paper
and pin around the cake; set the ca kc
IN the heater back of the oven, or, if
the oven Is not to warm, it may be set
in there for u few minutes to harden.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

THE greatest anxiety Is experienced
least there should be 4 flaw in the title
TO property; yet naw in the title OF
health-a Cough or Colds disregard
ed. DR.. Bulbs Cough Syrup removes
all such at once.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

THE raising of sheep is Of tho great
est benefit to- the land, because wher-
ever they feed, new and sweet grasses
grow ana flourish, and the weeds are
destroyed. Farmers should raise tur-
nips and tcld them to sheep.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

VKGETINE Is now acknowledged by
our best physicians to be the only sure
and safe remedy for all diseases arising
from impure blood, such as scrOfula
and scrotulOus humOrs.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

NkvER use check rein upon horse
at work, as 1t is calculated to worry
and injure the animal more than the
work he Is required to do. If man
has a heavy load to draw, ho lowers
his head by bending forward, and
throws the whole weight of his body
against 1t. so does horse If he is
per mittcd to dc so. Brt if the man, g
head were so tied back that he could
not bend forward, he would lose the
advantage of his weight; just so with
the hols sc. BY taking of or looscning
the check rein on a horse at work, you
not only increase his muscular power,
but abandon a. fashion which is both
cruel and foolish.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07
milwaukee, Evening Wisconsin,

The spirit of mortal may not be very
proud, but we notice 1t wakes overly
profanc In some cases where rheuma-
tism is the moving cause. We use st.
Jacobs Oil for ours and arc happy.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

KENTUCKY POrArOEs.- potatoes,
milk, pepper, salt, tcaspoonful OF
flour, butter. Sllce the potatoes very
thin, put them in your baking dish
anu just cover them with milk, add Il
little salt and pepper and Il few bits OF
butter, mix the flour iii the milk, bake
nice brown. DO not put the potatoes
In Mater after they have been sliced.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

NO ONE ever yet saw man VINO
made move to separate two dogs on
gagged IN battle as long as his own was
having the best of it.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

JOB wa' doubtless the first humorous
raragraphcr. Yes. but he never sto!e
his matter, and his humor was always
boiled down and had head.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

The man who was waiting tor some
thlng to turn up was rewarded wher
he stepped upon the edge or a barrel
hoop.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

ATTENTION to lilCle things about the
farm, rs in any other business, is what
increases the profits. Plenty OF eggs,
a lew chickens, few calves, Il colt or
two, help out wonderfully. If some
Of the perquisites arising arc given to
the children for the care bestowed they
will chcerfully help in the garden, am,
thus another important item is added
10 the wcll-being of the family.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

BARBER--IIave some oil sirp Gus
tpmer-No, do not use 1T any more,
Barbcr-Oil right; give it up entire
ly, sir2 Custo ncr-Ycs, ois-,ogether.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

EVERY acre of land Tat Il farmer
own, that pays him nothing, and is
not incl easing in value, is running
him behind, because the taxes must be
pniu.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

CORN requires fertility and cultiva-
tlOr, without which it matters not how
good your seed, you will never have a
good crop.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

Professor Tam 1sia attributes the i'm
mediace cause Of death by hanging to
the closing of the respiratory org ms,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

THE nutritivc value Of milk is hardly
sufficiently appreciated. According to
best and most recent analyses, good
milk contains in each quart: Butter,
l 9 on; casein, PA Oh. milk sugar,
Oh, and salts, phosphate etc., nearly
,, cZ. Two quarts Of milk, therefore,
with IL on. bread, contain sufficient
nutrimcnt tor Il Iull grown man daily {.
No cheaper food OF equal value and
easy assimilation can Du found.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

SLEErLESs and restless ladies' should
take Lydia T.. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

If there is any one thing more beau
tiful than another in II garden OF flow
ers, that thing Is a beautiful girl.
Physically, there can be nothing bet
ter for daughters, and, indeed, for
many wives. than to take sole charge
of small flower garden. The bcnc-
fits derived from early rising, stirring
the soil, snutliDg pure morning air, are
brightness Of eye, thccrfulness of tenn
heart.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

The man whose Watering trough Is
not dry, and whose stock can drink
their fill under cover, has much to be
thankful for.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

lT was a dealer in zinc who lived
within his zinc come.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

ONE draw. back to the recently dis
cover eu auhiphonc has been its large
cost, but nj. Colladen, OF Geneva, has,
after considerable eXporim enting, so
simplilled and chcnpcned the instru-
ment that serviceuble audiphOnc
can now be purchased Tor fifty CEN
times imstcad Of fifty francs, the form
or price. He substitutes Il variety Of
thin pasteboard for The hardened rub
Der heretofore used.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

CENTERRYE "A toper's nose.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

TAKEN OH the spot~-The meas es.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07
Vegetine
rs THE GREAT
FAMILY MEDICINE
AND
HEALTH RESTORER.
Purlties the Blood, Renovates and
Invigorates the Whole System
General Debility.

Debility is q term used to denote a deficiency
OF blood. The nutrltye constituents OF the
blood are In less than their regular proportion,
while the watery part Is In excess. Debility Is
rlety OF diseases. The lower limbs are. apt TO
DC swollen. Tho patient is foeble and cannot
bear much excrtlon. Tho circulation IS irregu-
lar, but almost always weak. Palpita!ion OF
emotion often throws the hoart into tho most
tumultuous action. The vital functions arc
!anguldly performed. Tho muscular strength
Is dlminshed fatigue follows moderate or 81, ght
at rest, becomes hurrle and eyon painfully ag-
itatcu under eXertton, aS in running, ascending
heights, &C. The nervous system Is often
greatly disordercd. Vertigo, dizziness. and q
1ecllng OF fatnInoSS arc very common. Violent
ana o0stin inaJo neuralglc pains In the head, Side
ana breaSt, or other parts OF the body, are also
frequent attendants upon tho diseast. The Sc
creCtons aro sometimes diminished. In females
or very partially performed Tho bile is Scanty
ana cOSttvencSS, with unhealthy evaCuations
from the bowels, and dyspepttc state of tue
stomach, Hro extremely common symptoms.
Disease of the Blood.
BAITlMoRE, Md, April 2s. 1879.
Dear Sir: have suffered for about two years
With disease OF the blood. and aftor using
aiTcrenC remedies, but nnding no relief was
INDUCED TO Try N,gctine. After taking two
bottles WAS entirely cured. l have recon-
incndcd IL 10 oil my friends and believe 1t TO
Dc tns best medicine OF tho kind in u Q.
Yours truly, LEANDER LUSBY.
Vegot1ne.
IS THE BEST
SPRING MEDICINE
vcgetine Is Sold by All Druggists.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

NO mead or tail 10 it--A circle.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

WELL postcd-A telegraph line.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07
TO THE PUBLIC.

Tnere can bo no bettor suarantee n, tno vain
o! DR. RADwAY's old established r. r. r. Rsup
PIES Than the base and worthless imitp tlons .
Ineni, a. there are False ResoventA 0 Roliei
eso es. thas the AAsso "fRadvayS II On what yoa
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

EYE servants-.Spcctaclcs.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

With the convulsng, spasmodIc tortures OF
IGver and ague and bilious remittpnt. when
hostetter's Stomach Bittcrs, acknowledged to
cate INC cause OF so much suffering. No less
e.ectlvo Is this benignant Alternative in cases
OF OF constipation, dyspepsia, liver complaint,
Gus Gus weakness. For salo by all Druggists and
Dealers generally.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

NI Ontft Free. Address P.b
V''K ERY. Arpuate. Maine
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07

WhNTED-.-3 900 Mon, immediatcly for var
Ky Gus positions throughout the West. Good
0"'"ries. Enclose 30. stamp for answer, to ~0'
hON 16A, Valley Fails, ansas.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07
RhcNlMatiSln, NEURALGIA.

n, E1 Ic oIncr preparation has cured 80 many cascs
onn,ar;ct. Harnct. FOnd's Extract Plaster {26
e0 CO. SoISa Is hEalnabI9 y, IN these diseases Iim6a
Eatract Ointment 900 cents) Tor use when
hniar hcovai OF clothing Is lnconvcnicnt is great
all Druggists. ''|'0' '''' ~
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-07
Railways Regulating Pills.

Reffees Pur9atives, Boothing Apsrfents,
Act Without Pain, Always Reliable
and Natural In their Operation.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-04-26
70 THOSE DESIRING TO BUILD:

TO THOSE DESIRING TO BUILD;
WE havo just employed some Of tho
w most skillful and experienced
workmen, and are now ready to do all
kinds of house carpenters work. we
have also made arrangements with the
loading saw mills to furnish lis with lum
ber. SO on and after this date we arc pro.
pared to do all kinds of work. Persons
desiring to have old houses repaired, or
contemplate building, will do well to get
an estimate from us boio! Q giving out con.
tracts. Drawing plans and specifications
a specially. We are versed in all the now
taken anywhere in the South. All work
warranted.
JOHN Fl. PURCELL & BROS,
Builders and Contractors.
Winneboro s. G..
feb l7-tx3m
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-04-26

ler and J. A., White. The Rev. j. G..
'Cl a'mers, the candidate for the ordi-
nation, will preach his trial sermon at
eleven o'clock to-day, and tho ordina-
ton exercises will take place tonight
beginning at eight o'clock. At that
time the order of the exercises will be
as follows: The Rev. J. p. Marion will
deliver sermon, and the Rev. j. C.
Chalmers, father ofthc candidate fl +
ordination, will preside and lead in
the ordination prayer. Afterwards
tho Rev. II. &. Miller will address tho
newly ordained pastor, and tho Rev.
j. A. White will address tho congrc.
CATION. These exercises will be spec
tally interesting and cordial invita-
ton is extended to all who may desire
to attend them.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-04-26
TOWN AND COUNTY.
THURSDAY. April ss, :>. 1881.

TERMS OF The News AND HERALD.
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All communications, Of whatsoever
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Winnsboro Publishing Company
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