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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-17
OrrIcEs. TO BE ELEcrEp.

President Judge. Two Associate Judges
District Attorney, Proihonotary, Two Coun-
ty COMMISSIONERS, County Treasurer, TWO
Coupty Auditors, Chairman County Com
mittee, Representative Delegate, Senatorial
Delegate.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-17
OYSTERS, FISH, &c.

+ All kinds of Oysters, Fresh FISH, &C., in
season, supplied to families on shortest no.
tice. An orders left at the shop will be
promptly attended to.
M,fiiintown, April z7s 1S5l-tf
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-17
BROKE OUT IN A new PLACE.
Tin and Sheet-1ron Mandatory,
Main Street, .MiFinto,cn, Pa.
CLARK WRIGHT q SON,

Would most respectfully inform the pub
lie that they have started brahch of their
Patterson Tin and Sheet lronware Esiab-
lishment in the Thomas room. formerly &C.
cupird bv n. l.. Littletieid, where they are
prepared to manufacture and rrpair every
thing ia their line.
Their stock will be found to embrace
complete assortment OF Tinware, Japsnned
ware, Cooking Utensils. &c, which will be
kept fully up to the times in variety, style,
quality and price.
As one of the firm win be constantly at
work in the shop, the pub ic may depend on
having all kinds OF JOBBING with which
they may favor us, executed in the prompt
est and most workmanlike manner, and at
the ioiresf rates.
TIN ROOFING and SPOUTING put on
new and repaired in workmanlike manner
and at lowest rates.
Manufacture of stoye-pipe and fitting up
OF stoees a specially.
Bv strict attention 20 business, good
work and moderate Charges, they ffcpe to
merit and receive fair share OF public pat
roBage. --.'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-17
COUNTY COMMISSIONER.

Editor Sentinel and Repubiicdn-Dear Sir,
Please announce the name OF II. l.. McMeen
of Tuscarora township, as a candidate fer
reelection to the office of County Commis-
.ioner, subject to the rules of the Republi-
can party.
Aug. Is, Iesi.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-17

AIRY VIEW ACADEMY, Port Royal,
Juniata Co.. Pa.-Winter Session will COM
mence on Wednesday, September Z, 1851
See circulars.
DAVID WILSON.
JAMES J. PATTERSON,
Aug Z, 1881. Principals
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CuuNrY COMMISSIONER.

WALKER TOWNSHIP, Aug. 10, 1881.
Editor Senfrsel and Repubiican-Dear Sir,
Please announce the name OF J. Banks WI
son a. Candidate for reelection to the Of
fee of County Commissioner, and obiige
MANY REPUBLICANS.
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"S5O. O

Will buy a new and beauilIul Organ, same
grade and kind 1850 TO $70), that other par
ties have been selling recently for Sllo T."
sl35. Your choice of many styles from
different factories. Six wears guarantee.
". II AIKsNs,
Jnly 27-3mJ Main ST., Mifilintown, Pa.
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CAUTION.

A LII persons are hereby cautioned against
n hunting, fishing, gathering berries,
buiidirg fires, or m any way trespsssing on
the lands Of the undersigned id fermanagh
township.
may u, ls7s=n
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-17
A CAR D..

am prepared to furnish the best make OF
Needles, Shstfies, and new parts for ANY
Sewing Machine. (old Or new in the mar
ket, also, the test pure sperm machins oil.
W. H AIKBNS,
Main street, Mifiiintown, Pa,
One door above Post Office.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-17

FOR SALE CHEAP.-Any person wish
ing to purchase a neat Iron Fence, thirty
feet in length, will do well by calling at the
COMMISSIONER office, Mifflin'own. Pro-
ceeds TO be appropriated to .he use of the
soldiers Monument Association.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-17
PHILADELPHIA GRAIN MARKETS,

PHILADELPHIA, Aug IS =" heat
No. 2 y estern red, 81 35: Delaware
aud Pennsylvania red. 81 50 Corn;
steamer, 66ro67c. Oats No white,
4Se. No. ) do. 45to46c; No 2 mixed
A CENTS.
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CAUTION NofiCE.

A LII personsare hefebycaufioned against
IA trespsssing on t6e lands of the under
signed either a. Deis&ssesor Walker town
ship, for the ptrpdss o4 fishing or hunting
or for any other purpose
L. E. ATKINSON.
N. A. LuKESs.
ocxSF<1ss g. s. IrKEys.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-17

An old lady writes us: Z" am 65 years
old and was feeble and nervous all the time,
when bottle of Parker's Ginger Tonic.
have used little more than one bottle and
feel as well as at 3D." See other column.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-17
Renublican Primary Election.

As per rule OF the Republican County
.,ounittee. the Republican Primary Eiec-
,;on will be held in Juniata county on
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER "a, 1881,
,d the meeting of the Convention Of Re-
,urn Judges on the following Monday.
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Aug. Is, 1881.
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ERRORS OF YOUTH.

Jan 2s, 1881
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Aug. Z, 1881
Sharp County record., 1881-02-03

against 60 for Van Buren rs President,
with 4S for johnson asVice-Presideni
IL for Tazewell and for Polk. In 1911
it was 10 for Polk and Dallas, against
lO5 for Clay and Frelinghuysen. New
York's 36 votes turning the scale. In
1S4S it was 163 for Taylor and Fillmore,
against 127 for Cass and Butler. In
1852 it was 254 for Pierce and King,
against AZ for Scott and Graham. In
1856 it was ia for Buchanan and Breck-
inridge, against III for Fremont and
DAYTON and 8 for Fillmore and Dom
elsOn. In 1860 it was lS0 for Lincoln
and Hamlin, y tor Breckenridge and
Lane, 80 for Bell and Everett, and y
for Douglas and johnson. That year
the peculiarities of the Electoral system
were strikingly illustrated in the fact
that Douglas, with 1875, l57 popular
votes, got only y Electoral, while
Breckenridge, with 84j, 763 popular, got
Y Electoral, and Bell, with j89,5Sl, got
80 Electoral. That year New Jersey
gave 1 of her Electoral votes to Lincoln
and 3 to Douglas, the latter, in addition,
receiving only those OF Missouri.
In 1864, the vote was taken amid the
war for secession. There were 81 va
cancies in the Electoral vote. The re-
mainder went PIP for Lincoln and john
son, and q for Mcclellan and Pendle-
ton. In 1868, the Electoral vote was
PA for Grant and COlfax, and 81 for
Seymour and Blair, with % vacancies
the latter being the votes of Mississippi,
Texas, and Virginia. In 1872, Grant
and Wilson received 286 votes and were
elected. The death Of Greeley between
the popular and the Electoral vote broke
his Electoral vote into AZ for Hendricks,
| IS for B. Gratz Brown, 2 for c. }. Jen-
kins, and 1 for David Davis. For Vice
President, B. Gratz Brown had AZ, and
seven other candidates got few votes
each. Three votes of Georgia, b OF
Arkansas, and of Louisiana for Greeley
were rejected. Missouri gave 6 votes
for Hendricks, 5 for Brown, and l for
Davis.
In 1876 occurred the unprecedented
Electoral Commission. by whose opera
ton 185 Electoral votes were counted
for HAYES and Wheeler, and 1874 for
Tilden and Hendricks.
Such is the record of the operations
of the system from the foundation Of
the Government to thi. day.-N T.
| Sun.
Sharp County record., 1881-02-03
,-.l-...a ,rhothnr the narents had

wondered whether the parents had
cbanoed theirrelgious views, or whether
the Youthful Kate had been guilty OF
sins that, in the minds of her parents,
untitled her for association with her de-
ceased brother and sister, and which
made her whereabouts after death con-
lecture. n, Had
who died in 1910, at the age or elgnty--
one is in the same cemetery. He had
five wives who are all sleeping near him
in a row. Upon the tombstone OF his
third wife is the following:
Behold. We living mortals, passing bY'
How thick the partners OfOne husband lie.
Vast and unsearchable the ways OF God;
Inst. but severe, we fea His cha,tening rod.
I was told by a descendant OF the
family that the Captain had secured
the affections ola sixth lady just previous
to his death. which leaves the infer
ence that he did not mean that the ones
who had gone before were to him rs
chastening rod" h
The following epitaph OF recent date
exhausts the vocabulary of adulation
and suggests d sufficient "cause OF
death" !" 1t is on stone near East
hampton, L. l.:
J. NJ C., Esq, age q.
1t is but just tribute of respect and atfec-
tion to the memory of this excellent young
man to say that he possessed strong and In,
proved mind, amiabe disposition, dignity OF
department, generosity of spirit, liberaIlty OF
sentiment, benevolence of feeling, kindness
of heart truly Characteristic of those Christian
principles which he early imbbed and which
inspired him with patience through long
and distressing illness, stripped death OF lts
terrors, the grave Of its gloom, clothed his
face with smiles upon the dying couch, ana
filed his soul with the hope of blessed i'm
mortality.
In New London, Conn, is lot con-
tanning five graves, those of man and
his four wives. The wOmen's form four
sides OF a square and the mans in tn e
center, while the inscriptions are as
follows:
Sharp County record., 1881-02-03

and ran and capered on behind him
and behaved myself quite like little doc
Father wentOn throwing his line with
out much attention to me. He was a
natural born fisherman, and he never
threw his line in vain. When he had
got across the first meadow, and we
were climbing over the fence into the
second one, a strange fear came over
me. We were in an out of the way
place, and l did not know the way
home; and the thought of being lost
frightened me. But | looked back and
could see the carriage-top and that dis.
PEELED my fears. So long as l could see
the old chaise-top l had no trouble in
trusting my father. And there are
many people who can trust God so long
as they can see their way.
But by and we got so far that we
could not see the chaise-tOp: and then
nv fear returned, and l said, "Pa, do
YOU know the way home?" Yes he
said, and did not pay much attention to
me. That made me feel little better,
and got along very well till we came
to the third fence, when my fears were
stronger than before, and | came up to
father again, and said, PA" do YOU
know the way hOme?" Yes" said he;
but it scarcely crossed his mind what the
meaning of it was. Twas comforted
once more, and | went on pit-a-pat.
pit-a. pat again, and my heart agoing
pit-a-pa all the time too until we came
to still another fence, where was kind
of thcket, when | could not stand it
any longer, and with tears on my face
l cried out, PA, do you know the way
homer He turned around and put
his arms about me, and said: "Why,
Henry, am ashamed of you. Yes,
know the way home. Do you suppose
| would take you where did not know
the way?" And he patted me on the
head, and parted the hair on my fore.
head: and | was perfectly content after
that. Word and Work.
Sharp County record., 1881-02-03
Tombstone Literature.

am something OF traveller, and |
have weakness for tombstone litera-
ture. Ny notebook is full of lines cop
led from inscriptions on marble slabs in
different parts of the country-some of
them half eiiaced by time, and many of
them written with little skill of song
craft. | am particularly struck with
those | find on the east end of Long
Island, for the reason that they refer in
so many cases TO the nautical life in
which so many old Long Islanders en-
gagged. Here in Sag HarbOr find Il
stone at the head of the grave of sailor
who, the inscription explains, died in
port" Below is the following:
Rude B1reas' winds and Neptune's waves
Have tossed me too and fro
BY COTS decree, y)u plainly see,
I'm harbOred here below.
1t was the old time practice here to
tell how the deceased person lost his
life; hence find in this cemetery scores
of graves with the inscription after the
names and dates:
Killed BY Whale. !:
..................
One stone says that the graves occu-
pant was "Shot by a gum. and anoth-
er man | find died by lightning A
handsome shaft stands in the SAG Har-
Dor cemetery erected to the memory of
sailors killed by whales. On one side
of the monument is cut representing
a. : - he. q - Z
tlukeS and a number of sailors trying to
escape. Out on Block Island found
this over a sea captain:
He's done a-catching cod
And gone to meet his God.
In the Sag Harbor burial ground
three chiluren of the same parents are
buried The epitaphs bear witness that
the first has "Gone to Heaven" the
second "Gone to meet her brother"
The third has the following:
Kate, aged years, months.
Twas here. 'Tis gone. Where is itl
Sharp County record., 1881-02-03
A Boys Rhetoric.

Your rhetoric, although not in ac-
cordance with the rules laid down in
the books, shows extensive research
and apt quotation and an Independent
spirit. Your reading, my dear boy, far
surpasses that of your father; and his
intercourse with the choice spirits Of
literature has not been inconsiderable
in extent, if he may be allowed to thus
put himselfin comparison with his we'll
read son. Such expressions, for ex-
ample, as biting off more than l can
chaw," L" yanking the bun," and many
others, had entirely escaped my obser-
vation until they were seen in your let
ter. | cannot understand the exact
meaning or relevancy of any of them;
but that is matter of course. | doubt
not that l shall be able to grasp and
comprehend these apothegmatical SEN
tences after a few years Of correspond
ence with you. At present am obliged
to confess that much Of your erudition
utterly mystifes and confounds me-
Boston TrGHScTIDf
Sharp County record., 1881-02-03
ReHaiun5.
4 JOYFUL SURPRISE.

A group of men with faces grave ana sad
Waited 10 see
If anv sign of hope to make them glad
There yet might be-
Outside the city there were flowers n bloom
And earth was fair,
But all their memories, clustering round
Were dark with care.
II WAS not only that they mOurned Friend,
Their eyes grew dim
With tears the while they thought upon the
That came to Him.
But they had wronged their Master; and each
Was filed with shame;
How could they eer have done so Oase part
To that dear Name!
Had He not loved them with such tenderness
AS mothers feelE -
Had He not lived among them but 10 DIesS,
And save, and heal!
And one denied Him wholly, and they all
There did sorrow S5TUgR hold @ their hearts in thar
For He was dead.
So, looking at each other as they thought
Upon the past,
Until the last.
But even while they mourned He caused their
pain
For aye to cease
For Jesus came among them once again
And whispered Peace.
Lo! He had put the old sad past away;
Freely forgiven,
Their hearts looked forward to brighter DAY
With Him in Heaven.
0 sad ones, fearing half to meet His face,
No more be sad;
Ye cannot comprehend the Savior's grace,
Be strong, he glad.
Hope in His love once more, bid sorrow cease;
Lift up your eyes,
And He will fill you with His wondrous peace
And joys surprise.
-1flridnnc birmingham.
Sharp County record., 1881-02-03
A SparrOW's Funeral.

Last Sunday gentleman who lives
on South Main Street was awakened
from an afternoon nap by loud COM
motion among the sparrows in the trees
by his window. Fifty Or more sparrows
had gathered in a circle over and
around the body of dead sparrow
stretched out on a board, which had
apparently fallen dead or been acci-
dentally killed. They were giving
voice to the grief by cries of distress
utterly unlike their usual gossipy chat
tering or quarreling. Finally a large
sparrow darted down from the group,
picked up the dead sparrow by the neck
with his bill, spread his wings and flew
away over the house with his burden
until he disappeared from sight. The
relatcr Of this incident is truthful per-
son and would have thought the story a
fabrication if he had not seen the affair.
-H0ly05e (AdSS. transcript.
Sharp County record., 1881-02-03
''ss -
: Ny l. wife. (
= Our Husband. :
4
p Ny II. wife. =
=
From tombstone in the same county
I copied the following on slab over

L CODlGu IuS IOLlOW ms OA q oA'O wv ~
! fat man:
| Beneath this monumental stone
Lies half ton of flesh and bone.
A gravestone at Silver Lake, Wash
ington County, n. Y, bears this tes-
timOny:
Elizabeth McFadden, wife of David P. Reid.
D ed Feb. 2S, 1852 in her forty-seVenth year
She never done thing to displease her bus
band.
At Fairfax, Vt, over the remains of
a young man accidentally shot;
u 0 fatal gun, why was it him
That you should kill SO dead!
Why didn't you 90 off a little higher
And fire above his head!
A gravestone in Lyons, n. T., has
this:
Last ray of departed hopal Thou dds +
leave this world Of sin and sorrow while thy
Father was far away and thy sainted Mother
in Heaven. But the Father Of thy dear de-
parted Mother did see that thy obsequies were
properly performed.
A very old gravestone in Newbury-
port, Mass, has these words:
A resurrection to immortality IS here ex-
pected for what was mortal OF the REVEREND
Mr.. John Richardson, once fellow Of Harvard
.SAfiege, afterwards teacher to the Chur ch OF
Eewbury-
Put-0ff April I, 1915.
A rude headstone in Palo Pinto Coun-
ty, Texas, has the following:
He remained to the last a decided friend
and supporter OF Democratic principles and
measures. Blessed are the dead that die in
the Lord.
In East Haven, Conn, is a stone on
which is chiselled seven faces.
The inscription says:
In memory OF Trial, first son Of Mr. Edmun
and Mrs Lydia Brsdiey, who died Sept. 20,
A. D. l73S. Also Of three pair OF twins, who
died A. D. 17SS, 'S9 and 1913. '94.
See death remove the eldest son,
just as the family begin;
And three Pair of twins in short space,
Toqucken US in the Christian race.
Tradition says that :" Mrs. Lydia
Bradley" was the mother of sixteen
children. N. Y. Sun.
Sharp County record., 1881-02-03

Two California stockmen are max
ING preparations each to drive 1900
sheep from Fresno and Los Angeles to
Montana early in the spring. Last sea-
son they took somewhat smaller drives
through, but found them very profit
able. Their route lies by way OF Walk
ers Basin, Owens Lake and River, pass
inc through Nevada near Eureka, and
crossing the Rocky Mountains at Pleas
ant-Valley divide, along the line of the
Utah and Northern RAILWAY. The trip
will probably occupy $50 days
Sharp County record., 1881-02-03
Trust, Even Though You See Not.

IrecOllect going once with my father
a trout fishing. went with him many
times, but have a special recollection
OF this time. After riding a mile or
two. we came into a road that was un-
familiar to me. There we stopped. and
father hitched his horse-that was al
WAYS safe to be hitched He then
gathered up his rod and line, and we
started across the field. Ny little soul
was not big enough to hold the pleasure
that l had in going with father to fish,
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Rcstrg.
A Husbands Lecture.

M, dear said the young husband. do not
For such = simple tcacup: do not .cold
A. II the cup wrre gold,
Dupay can IN ,Ar anolher Ike he -rt-
Al least. ~ I've hren told.
"Bci,c,c me- dear. thsi nothing IN thi, life
|, worth Nnur lr,tting for. DO a. ! do
h. uf the happN few
Who do not wear themselves away IN strife !;
BE calm-do n do
The placid master stood >ereucly DER
lll~ pct aquarium. Watching II ~'ill lite
- cSm .nd VOID "f strife
The husband. hobb, often j. bore.
Fen To loving ~,fr,l
Just then fo"fmaH entered with note,
An turning qulc >lv. the aqua ium fell
Al M how shall TIL
How the hcrr'. master the poor ruprlt caught.
And how hr PULLED The bali
And rallci the man aud maids. and bange4 the
door.
Frr,rcI and f1med in Passionate rrgrrt.
And how his feet g"t vet.
AMI how the handsome carpet on the floor
Was ruined by ms Pcis
Mrsnwhi the wife. serene aud calm aud .tili
-, IN iug m her chair. M dear. she aid
~ her" j. Nuur patience d. u
! ia should control suur-' There : no li
Nur.h itrt,iug tor. Do a. | do. in,t. adj"
\n answer then. Ttc wr,~A va al, removed
IN. u came fhi- frsuA clt.t' >,tnu. "IucN dear d.
| haze brru wrong. fear.
VI, tH.ur up pailrncr - nd 81 rrrToNrd
Then -he drew kindtN mar
AMI "a l.l-TtIl SOM D .uS-Whlt cannot Z. tl, F.,
But ever ,Iuur. fhr wlir'- -in,l tUOuhi,, ind
\ ,ymla; li'. IL mind
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Summer IN Norway.


n 70, NORWAY summer, one comes acru-
ally +, ,,lrn Tor 4 uttlr Christian darkuc>,
to - -, bed hN; much as he NAV crave
,trou-,r sun BY day, 70 keep h.m warm, he
would Ike 10 have a reasonable night time
for sleeping. Al first there is stimulus,
and weird Sort of triumphant sense Of out
WHITING nature, m hndlng our', self able to
read pr NJ write by the sun, light till nearly
midnight Of the clock But presently il
becomes clear that the 0utw.ttIng j. On the
other side What ayails il that there j, light
enough for one to write hy az ten clock al
night Il he /, tired out, doe, not want To
write. and long. for nothing but 10 20 20
Sleep Ii il were dark. and hr lnnged To
write, nothing would be easier than 10 light
candle, and write al. night. # he chose and
could pay for hl~ candles But neither
money nor ingenuity can compass for ham 4
normal darkuc>, 70 sleep in. The NurWc-
gtau house Is ouc-hIlf window in their long
winters thry need all the sun thrN can get:
not an outside blind not an inside >hu'ter,
not dark shade, I'd be- seen; streaming,
hpoilug. radiatmg IN ami round about the
Rooms, comes the hight, Welcome or unwrl-
come early and late. And To the words
"ct.lI" and ''latt" there are IN NORWAY
~uu.nry new meanings the early light of
the Summer morning >et> IN about half past
Two: the late light of the summer evening
fades .u'o a luminous twilight about eleven.
EnJu,ment Of th!, >pccir> Of perpetual da,
soon come, 10 Al end Atr,r the Traveller
has wr',rn homc to ever, body once ~
broad daylight Al ten O'Clock the fun Of the
thing over: normal >lrcpiue>> begins To
hunger for 1t, rights, and dissatisfaction
taA,> 'hr place OF wondering amu>cmeut,
lhi- dissatisfaction reaches is climax IA a
few DAYS; then. il he j. wise, the Traveller
provides himself With several pieces Of dark
green c4moric, which he pins up at ht> wiu-
dow~ At hedt time. thereby making il posi-
tie 20 get seven Or eight hours rest for his
tired ewes. But the green cambric viii not
shut out sounds and he !, luck, If he il
not kept awake until one or two O'Clock ey-
cry night BY the uuceaoing tread and loud
chatter Of the cheerful Norweglan> who
have been forced TO form the habit Of sitting
up halt their nighttime, to get il the course
Of a year their full quota of daytime.
September .AiaHttc.
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Coop FOR FLIES. ."-"Say, do YOU know
whats good for flies? ?" queried Woodw ard
avenue butcher a he entered drug store
the other day.
81 guess can put YOU up something for
about quarter" was the reply.
When the dose was ready the butcher was
told 10 pour it out on plates and set them
on the counter. and he hurried away to give
it trial. In about all hour he sent for the
druggist to come over. The 10000 flies in
the shop before the dose was fixed had been
multiplied BY four.
sGreat lands, but I'm being carried off
by flies" exclaimed the butcher as he waved
long knife around his head.
well, why don't YOU get something to
kill EN- off ?"
didn't /? but it hasn't killed one."
"Of course it hasn't. You wanted some
thing good for flies and | gave you clarified
syrup. It's the best stuff to draw flies and
keep 'em contented | ever heard of. Why
didn't you tell me you wanted a ay-k p
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