Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-01-11

NUMBER /.
Nervous debility, weakness and decline
prevented by timely use Of Malt Bitters.
A New York piano manufacturing CON-
pany has failed. They were unable TO meet
their outstanding notes.
WOMEN AGENTS wAYTED-For partic-
ulars enclose stamp to Lydia L. Pnkham,
Lynn, Mass.
Real estate is advancing rapidly, and no
mistake said Jones, as he dug the dust
out of his eyes, OF windy day.
Your health depends on the purity Of your
blood. People who realize this are taking
Hoods Sarsaparila with the best results.
An exchange speaks of man being
"gored by au angry bull" as II good-na-
tured bull would do such thing.
When you want Pearlinc, be sure you
get what you ask for. The market is full
Of limitations. The genuine Is manufac-
tured only by James Pyle, New York.
An article in an exchange is headed
"Suicide OF Locomotive. Owing 70
"teuder' attachment, probably. IL should
have been switched" oftener when young.
HAVE WIsrAR's BALsAM OF WILD CHER
l. t. oil
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, infiu-
enza, consumption. and all throat and
lung complaints. 80 cts. and 81 bottle.
A New Hampshire paper says that when
New England girl can't catch husband
in any other manner, she sets up millinery
shop, and makes enough money TO keep
both.
S W. FRIsBiE, OF East Toledo, Ohio,
says 1t afforded my son relief, and dis
PEELED all sighs OF this dread disease,
which has afflicted him since childhood.
cheerfully recommend the "Only Lung
Pad" to all Asthmatic suiferers.-See Adc.
A deacon called at the quarters OF
young man who was training for prize
fight. and seeing him dining on a plain
chop with unbuttered bread asked, why
does he live so poorly?" "Oh," said the
trainer "he Is very close-hsted man.
have been a confirmed dyspeptic for
years. 5000 would not tempt me TO be
back where was before taking two bottles
OF ID. r. V. G. am well now.
J. w. Clarke,
Real Estate. Syracuse, y. Y.
Guaranteed By all Druggists.
Much unconscious humor is 20 be found
I'm the menace lately sent To Lord Morris
Fitzgerald by his Irish tenants TO the effect
that, though he would crtainly be shortly
shot, nothing would be done TO frighten
or annoy Lady Adela, his wife.
DIR. c. w. Benson's Celery and Chamo-
mile Pills are prepared expressly TO cure
sick headache, nervous headache, dyspep-
tic headache. neuralgia and nervousness,
and will cure any case. Price, so cents,
postage free. Parsons, Bangs Co., Port
land, General Agents.
.'Can dogs find their way home from 4
long distlncel" asks an exchange. It's
according to the dog. II It's one you want
To get rid OF, he can fnd his way back from
California. II its n good one he's apt 10
get lost If he goes around the corner.
LORD BEACoNsFIELp's administration OF
the British government has proved 4 fail
ure. hut Wyomoke, as Il prompt curative
agent. in all nervous diseases, was never
known 10 fail. In all prostrate nervous
conditions Of the system, weakness OF the
kidneys. bladder aud urinary organs, Wy
omoke Is n sure and speedy cure. Price
only 81 90, sl.50 and $500. Sold by all
druggists.
A certain Chinaman gave adinner-party.
The viandS were not % his taste. He rose
from the table asked 10 be excused for
few moments. and left the room with the
remark. Must lickee wife. This was
not in China.
No MORE HARD TINES. IF you will stop
spending So much on fine clothes, rich food
and style, buy good, healthy food, cheaper
and better clothing; get more real and
substantial things Of life every way, and
especially stop the foolish habit Of employ
ing expensive Quack doctors or using so
much of the vile humbug medicine that
does you only harm hut put your trust in
that simple. pure remedy, Hop Blttcrs that
cures always at trlnlnG cost, ahl you VIII
see good times and have good health
Chronicle.
A lady remained too long on train to
kiss friend, and trying 10 get Off after it
was started. was thrown violently on her
face "If ever kiss anybody again" she
said, veugfully, ~ she arose; any woman,
at least" she thoughtfuly added
DoN'T TRUST Them When you feel
badly, and have pains here and there in
In your body that you don't know how 70
account for II is the most foolish pollcyin
the world TO take the advice Of people who
say: Oh there's nothing the matter with
YOU. Let yourself alone and you will come
out all right" These folks know nothing
about it, and may be trifling with your life.
You may have Kidney or Liver trouble.
Send right out 10 your druggist and get a
bottle OF DR.. David Kenuedy's "Favorite
Remedy" aud then you ,oiH be all right, or
write to the Doctor at ROndOut, n. Y.
PROBABLY NEVER