The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-26
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- Now pa, a~av your hsn.i-s.-ds. boys.
Your skates hay to one side,
krog ont thu ,esiive b,cyci~,
And ON IL taN~ - md
Young lads and rIs--s take Your hoops.
And hvope up again.
Nov hy ,"ur kii.- siai marbles play.
And ns;er i.ind the ram.
Red rsaiei Is the elessrt synonym Tor
saxry.-Bo-ton Post
The Ino-t eloquent mai. advocate OF woman's
suffrsSe ~ k>n,sss gior-s IN the Suggestive
naIne Of Huxser
When \ woman Incomes = h~Ga,Ire>- late in
life che ina, t- -;.1.t To nav. he'd the iron
1ae.-bpstou Courier.
Tho BcrAnton Republican Mating on bGr-
lss4us troap~. shlch n~xiect 10 dress h~fvr.
gong on the stage
-"yawcob Strauss" int,m.tes that the shot
that deprived . s,iaiSr Of hIs hAni must have
carried on ths palm.
The Denver Tribune ASSUMES It's readers that
the roots Of the tsA ptsa,s IN China have
beea Affected.
a es!ebrAsed composer il getting mp Az opera
that oil INTRODUCES . chorus OF hogs. IL for tho
nsxt festival ut CIncinnati--boston Post.
DIR. Mary Walker has been sesrching for her
night fora dosen years, and mas x,e only
her ''iens, and MiShiy little Of tnesn--Sew
Haven Register.
pr'vass aud personal .orr'bssons sh'eh .
Inscribed the ~Pstaph, Sacred to the memory 81
wasted ums anu lost oppoItunisies-'
Good newspaper. are driving novel reading
pracsicab,lity yet. and then there v,li ~ come
nun IN iISins New Haven Register
Now Orsaas P,cayune says: "womes know
kor 70 mAnaxe trans; yet they are never maize
dncsors, which amounts the same thing.
The Philadslph,s Ness has found out that
nothing 10 so likely to miscarry ~ n dunniug
Letter. The person addressed yer seems to get
then. no matter hos carefully they dirsetsd.
Are you enssss.i ~ asked Colonel Mark
Antony Ut Galveston hack driver. ar Ynxoi
Why, man ssvs. have 1--WE children down 9th
the measles aud twO more 70 take It, . en-
yNgsd IN sitting up With them Al night long"
.-BsUn to think about your .pr,ny overcoas.-
b0ssOu Post. wshsys ordered ours. IL II rub
her on one snie ssd FUR ou the other. J.,.t tho
thing for the ethsrIal n.ildness usually get IN
this climate. phls News.
When . car - scc'dentSlly put OF the track
sumo thas when u ma0 aeeii~ntsslly put on the
car. he may be ds-rNied." Juss so.-Baltmors
kvsry Saturday.
-"nall this evening. dear''' inquired BESIDE
his old navy revolver. mo. not this evening.
love, s'ln'Ott~r evening". he replied. NJ he reuch-
ed for the pillow AMI wsdgsd il softly down her
ssopbagus. PUCK.
P.-"wssi. Tim, the 10y. have gwen the oulL
house o. commons suayxer the tu -" Tho
O'kst1erty-"OSh shure they have! Nothing Ike
. big ptnch VI raai Irish blagyaid' Tor that,
arT!"-Loud0n Puneh-
"A 10 q business whose wheeling and
dssous ways have TIL nov hid his rnscaily char
srssr. beware II him." one day q man said to
he trend. ''hs's hypOcr,ts and Wiil play you
bad turn" "h"w, sseh psOus mxn His eyes
are always lifted toward Heaven" Eyes. bus his
hapdsr'-PAr~ Figaro.
Two Of the visiting soldiers met Yesterday
morning. One Of them in blue inform asked the
0sanr lxNssf sk~~0.l
"N9; what about hun, ?" "hs Was walking
alosg Broadway, Nsw YOrk, whes . man fell out
Of 6ve-s STORY win.iOw on top Of hun, aud killed
HIM DEAL ~ julius Cesar" swell, il don't sur.
PRISE Inc the least when $40 HIM in Austin last
summer he wasn't looking yell. "-Galvestou
News.
-DurisacOli weather hos long can the ink
Gland ?-ksOkuk Constitutions. Dunno. Hut how
long oaa the pen hOlderf-Haw keye. Tell Us
how long can sthe peua,il sharpener and Well
aneWer that.-Omaha Repah'iesa. They ars all
night - long ~ the weather remains stationary.
-Omaha Daily Bse.-YOSr puns are oil eevelspsi
Gnphie. You should Ill put on the f00lscap.
The room was poorly lighted;
Hecouldnt ses, he said,
And when he tined to kiss her mouth
He bst her nose instead.
-"Am ! truly thine p said enc. leaning lovisg-
y On his ssFong and 0snly arm. 'sI should re-
Then, oh. Thea knowsss thou that there il .
leigh party going to Bradford-r' And ere the
setting sun had sunk behind the western snow
hank those two hearts WeVe separated forever
Nd for aye. He couldn't get Q livery stable IN
tovn ." tr'st him.-N~v Haven Register.