The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1881-08-27
q" CHE eide.

.,,:. bu. few have filed Il 50 that it
,u.,ded.
Some men seem constantly turning AN
;.terual grinlstone {, keep their anger
...arp.
Let no IN IN presume t., give good advice
L, others tina, has not first given COOL conn-
III 70 himself.
.can there b. happiness where there is
love" so!cn,aly qurics AN author i'll a
,..,ko, ,,rriagc. Not ,nuct, happiness,
,,:,raps, but II the girl is awfully ri>h thrr,
va he los Of fun.
4 stranger passing a grave, ard, and sec
Il, \ hear>e standing near By. asked who
,as dead. The sexton informed him.
"W;at complaint" asked the inqui>itive
81. Said the old man: "rhcre is no
complaint, everybody Is satisfied
Thomas Jefferson, the great American
>:'tes'nar. after many years Of public SER
ice, uttered these very fUrcible words:
1.-The ha',it Of in.lul.ing in ardent spirits
il. men in ottic,. has accustomed more in.
,ary to the public than all other causes,
.,:,i were to CONN nee my administers
ton again with the experience nov have,
the first question would ask respecting a
candidate would b.: "Does he use ardent
spirits? '-Tlis is one Of the few questions
&c, er asked.
Condensed handbook for picnics this
sra>on---Carry ul>ters, umbrellas, rubber
c,crcoats, and, by the way, take a kero.
.4uc stove t. warm the butter 50 twill
.n-.d.--N. II. Register.
\ man undertook the other day to make
:. jury believe he was deaf, but chap
Tired by the opposing counsel softly his.
;'cred: "Let'~ go cut and drink" and the
fellow heard him the first tin,e.--Dt,ston
Post.
\ painting by an old master was recent.
!. sold y, London for $3o,ooo. When We
cad such items as thi, we are almost per-
.u,.ded to quit work few days and PAINT u
,t",plc Of .old masters ourself.-Eorris.
town Herald.
Are you the chief engineer Of this con.
c.:rn?" asked an excited individual Of the
',>.w> editor this morning. mo, sir I'm
ii It the engineer I'm the boiler" and h.
;r"ceedrd tn "boil down" six sheets OF
',.nitOd into Lrivfs.-Ncw liavsn Regis
ter.
\ West End father urged his hoy either
20 H.. a clown in a circus, 4 Canal-boat cap.
tain. fireman, Il railroad engineer, Il pi-
ut :or an I,>inln ii .hter, ana ths boy ut o.,ce
decided to study for the ministry, which
x,~ what the old man, who understood the
.v..sitv .. boy nature, w.nted.-Boston
IL st.
The new telephone. has an induction coil
with u resistance OF 500 ohins. How lit.
&c our ancestors thought OF such things
Mas! they lived in an aye when ohsn'
~. re undrra,ncd OF. Ii they would hav,
IA :, an ohm on Main street III bread day
,i,t they never would have recognized ii
--Kmxl.nd Courier.
Daring 81 trial for assault. IN Arkansas 5;
COB, rock, II tail, an ax handle. knit
and Il shotgun were exhibited lis 1.-THE in
>tru,ncnts with which the deed was done,
II wa> ais shown that the assault ID mar
Il .!euded him self With a revolver, a .cvtilc
a ,ichtork, Il chisle, Il Aandsaw, a TAI. ane
:, cross dog. Ih. jury decided that they'e
ha,. yivcn IS a4ncc: I. h.ve secn tn,
fight.
on rhy>iognomy: Enthusiastic young
sly: "What sweet pretty boy ri yours
Mr.. Fianiyan: Wat b:Autifu, black eyes
!. rs! I'm sure he will bc both cxcitabl
a,,d impulsivc-biacked.c.e people al
way. are, you know Mrs. Finniyan
y .re N IS, am perhaps your right. Iii
IA hers excitablc and impulsive enough
t!.iad! So, loi&ly, it. why he's ne>e. with
ont il black eve, sorry a hit!
Gov. Hublard's Daughter.