The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-17
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10 end oAsierly esrrents, bat bad TO con.
tesi hiinseli with Wild cranberrics.
a Nevada man Announces tbs, be has
iuseaiod lying machine, II he thinks be
has struck ansAIng rev, he - mistaken.
In Italy they license hand organs
which are in tune A disoorslani one hnos
permitted Hand organs which cant get
lieense are shipped 10 this country.
- Burdsii Is writing a life OF William
Penn We shall wait 10 see II be can
rosi., the temptation 10 begin the biogrA.
ply ia the good old way; II take my
Penn IN hand.
When the girl who has encouraged
young man Tor about two years suddenly
tells him that she can never bSmore than
sister 10 him be can for the first time see
the freclles on her nose
AT Adrian, Mich, last week. cake
baked u years ago, At the birth Of Q. Q.
Haleii. wss eaten on Mr. Huleti's twenty.
1rst birthday. The eaters felt as though
they were lunching At railroad restaurant
"A thrcc.year old discovered the
neigbor's hens in her yard scratching. In
a mos, indignant tone she reported TO her
mother that Mr., Smiths hens were ''wip-
ing their fee, on our grass.
Small matter. 81 declared" exclsim-
cd Brown. II do believe have forgot
ten all lever knew" Sorry to hear II.
remarked Fogg. However. you can take
an hour some day and learn IL all over
again
She met him on the street In the even.
ing and said; Come over tomorrow
night We've got the stove up in the
front room, aud mother is going out to
spend the evening" And he remarked
Yum, yum"
The salutatorian Of Yale this year was
q German, the yaledictorian Hebrew,
and the prize declaimer Chinaman. But
when II comes to real classical culture our
native land is there. The pitcher Of the
Yale base ball club is an American.
-~"Who did the churning last
week." asked Farmer Fourclock II did,
said Bill. Then you can do II again this
week. said the old man; zone good churn
deserves another. Covert expressions OF
Joy by all Bills brothers and sisters.
"A finely-dressod lady slipped and fell
near the postofice, yesterday, and the gen
tleman who assisted her TO her feet inquir-
ed, did you break any bones, madam"
mo, guoss not. she replied. "but am
Just as mad as II had broken dozen OF
en-
why are you late?" asked an Austin
school teacher OF q little girl, Who hung
her head and said; I'VE have got little
baby at our house" Don't let il happen
again, said the teacher, fercely. and the
little girl said she wouldn't and took
her scat
"A sarcastic Georgia editor, in noticing
n fair which recently came of in Macon,
says Zone OF our contemporaries took
very valuable premium. but meddlesome
and firm policeman made him put it right
back where lac took it from"
"A boy came homo from sc hool much
excited, and told his father that he beiev.
cd oil human beings were descended from
apes, which made the old man so mad that
he replied apgrily. That may be the case
with you. but il amt with me, can tel
you that. now"
some Of the Ohio railroads have got
so many iniunctions filed upon them that
the employees have TO read the papers
every morning TO know who is the legal
boss. Occasionally they have different
boss at each end Of tho line, and then the
inn develops along abont the middle,
They had been engaged for long /
time. and aud Que evening we're reading
the paper together, Look, love" he eI.
claimed. only si5 for sui, of clothesl"
"ls tia wedding sultg" she asked, look.
ing naiyely at her lover. ooh. no." he
answered, III is a business suit" "Well,
mean, business, she replied
"A clergyman lost his ha, one evening.
and was obliged TO 60 home with shah.
bier one. which was leh in the place Of il.
Nor, day tho hat was returned by the pen
item, appropriation, who said; IN never
take ministers hat again. You can't
think what queer things I've had running
through my head ever since put that ha,
on.
tiabe snodgrass recently applied TO
Rev. Blsiso for same pecuniary assistance.
Il Jess can't do Il, replied Parson Blcd-
80. n has TO sport my pore ole mudder.
'Bni You pore old mudder says you don't
do nofin for her." We'll. den, 81 / don't