The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-02-08
EE MEANT BLOOD.
a Fe.low Whose 8 stsr Was
CHARGED With Eating Limburgsr
Che ese Calls on the Editor.

Cheese Gals on Suo 6OAeO1s
The f,llowing choice bit Of humor
IA from the San Frsnrisco P"e,.
IL want to see the hiss liar who
runs this Iibelous sheet. roared mus
culsr young man Ot the hssrbalI
s,~ci--, walking into the uffice Vt the
Post last M"nixv nnorning.
'.Tne managing editor Is out. said
the "tfice by. hastily getting behind
tie Counter.
.-B:a.t the editor" growled the
stranger. rspping Oh the coun'er
with the big end # his four fo"; club.
Il want 10 rec the head Pirate-the
prurrietur. The fellow that your
papers saws wants to be held responsible
iur thuse internal lies about the
Carnival people in last Saturdays
Post"
Through the open door Of the inner
ofi,e came sub iued ru-turg sonud.
as though = terrier was chasing q rat
into hoIe. followed by silence that
might have been cut with knife.
Hes out. ton" replied the hoy.
.'G.L dern the luck" said the
mu-cdiar party, much annoyed. !
came ia purpose to batter him with
TIL, club"
He will be sorry to have missed
YOU" ssid the oH;e by. s.Dthingly.
'.Is"'t your paper left regularity
Paper he ever:ss,i"gIy blanktd I"
blankn.tion," thunder-.i the si-i'"r.
NV sister i. the @ teen Of Snebi!"
..rhe @ ,een at ~hst-i'a =
.'Of Snebs. idiot! Don't you I'm.
derstmmi?'
..Once more for the beer!' sail the
Office t,oy. leaning forward.
Why, tie Qaeen o. Sh-ha-up at
the Carnival, l mean She Was brought
home from the matinee day before
yes,erd ~. in hack aud cts. This
Is what did it." aud the aegrieved
brother hauled out marked Copy 1T
our superior family journal ('niy
fifteen cemis we-k by carrier,, aud
poirt.4i To the iol:o~ing paragraph:
I'VE would rather find u thousand
dollar bill. lot BY u p"or widow
washer woman. than say ANYTHING un-
kindly personal in this article, but.
al the same. We. mean TO overhaul
sacred history the first chance We get
aud ascertain whether there Is d.6nite
scripturai authority for surprising that
the q ,een of Sheba had access to un-
limited quantities ot limi,erger cheese
Unless We cad that tact fully sub
stautisied we shalt be reluctantly
forced to Conclude the counterfeit
presrutment Of that potentate up NJ
Miss,un aud Eighth To be mn Mt
m"srhe,ic fraud aud miasmic
mUckery."
Must Re aome mistake. softly sug
ges,esi the ciice by.
Mistake he bIowed." eaid the
queens BOTHER. brAndi-hirg his club
L. the extreme di-comtort H the
cashier. "Itis an i..fernsi. miserable
lie. Ny sister nerer eat. cheese. AMI.
besides, she chews cardamon seeds aud
things. Never ale l:mburger .io her
lIEe."
II do said the Office boy, consoI-
ingly.
$50 I see." said the outraged party.
pushing the t.v;s n"se around viii:
tine emd of his club. The minute |
read iha. cowsrdly sland.r. ! just went
out {" she w.nsl pile and picked out
the kn"ttiest s,ick ! could Cad. and
whitfield it down Mt this end i"r u
square grip When will the old
vampire be in I'D wait f"r him ?
A couple Vt gentle TAPS came from
within.
"Hs'il begone two months, said the
boy.
The knocks were repeated more
vigs,r.u.lx
L mean two year," continued the
youth hastily. Hes SWAY ID. on q
RANCH Notwithstanding q new
st.ble--..ne for mules. Ten 10 one he
never gets hack at all I"
''Just my i.:ernsl hard Luck. NUT
tered the athlete. lis there any.
b.slv here ~h" would like T., step out
and represent him tor n few minutes :"
But there wss nobody who could
spare the time.
.-Al' light" said the representative
Of the Scripturai rule. Il will nov
90 aud have l"t Of baseball spike
screwesl into this club. and If there
isn't m unconditional rrtrscii"n Ia
Erxt Saturday, paper. will dnp i"
again. Unconditional. mimi i and
alter .avag-ly kicking a newsb.,y ID
the d.s"stop. he sh"uldered his red
VOID aud walked If.
As he disappeared in the IMAGES Of
Montgomery the proprietor emerged
from beneath q table, aud, c!s-pi"g
the intelligent office b,v to his breast.
raised his salary tw" dollars . year.
Never spend your money b fore you
hs.sit. This will save you from many
d.0 ,ulties and come t~apt atone. But 1t
y"s hsve . cold, apeod Is cenis fos bot
lie Of DE-. Boil. Cmsh Ssrnp.
a Weak Lie.
Tue following il . specenen at the wesk
iiss that J.6erson City sri,ss ab"u' So iaIia.