The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-04-19
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Psychologists are not compliment
ta,y Of small heads but yong men
will find then, much more popular
with sensible people than the big,
'head.-[Glasgow Times.
The beer wagons are ont before
breakfast, but the wagon with bibles
does not come along till next week
late in the afternoon. 81 [Dcnvtr GfeaI
West. sszsu
You cam, hear portion Of the new
comic opera, Olivette. If Won hear il
at all, you are sure to--ahear Oliyette,
This pun is 50 fine you must alsog get
saA oft to thoroughly appreciate The
point.--[Steubenyille Herald.
There will be no more niekles
made. This will interfere with our
plans very materially, as we had CON
a,emplaIed making nickle Sidewalk
FROM our Office to our Residence, n
faducah Enterprise.
"Why are ships called she?2 asks
ed young lady of her escort as they
passed our reporter the other day,
We smiled as the young man an
swered, because they need men to
manage them Henderson News.
D
J There's no use talking, QsPfhg Is
coming 1T last, and the young man
who whilelh away the evening hoar,
aud contracts coldsby sitting on ibis
adored ones front stOop steps Is pre-
pairing to get his linen breechcs hall
soled. -EArgus. as eoi'oD
When a married party is'ucut- in
two, ami the "bstterl half tofl it, is
sent away, the other elalf, the old
original and only male half, feels
lonely, don't care II he's at a party
where there is9oty nsmphy women
about him. STATE Jearna.I9 \ i
A young tobacco grower of Chris
tian county, Kentucky, on being told
Of nice young girfvisiting Hopkins
vile and that he should seek an in
!. Production, ihoughilessly asked "is
y she Of the white hurley yariety?.'
Western Tobacco journal.
A minister belonging to he colors
ell element of our town; preached from
the following text u few Sunday
nights since, "What kind Of iood is
the white of an egg. He calculated
the subject to his benigh;ed brethren
IN rather rustic manner ALIENS
vile Gazette.
Some one having referred in aIight
manner to the burning of the Nice
opera house, where sixty-nine lives
were lost, Our James, who deprecaies
the tendency to turn everything into'a
Joke, said, "it was by no means a
Nice affair." Sunday Gousier,s esr.
One OF opr young men went to the
copntryIa few days ago to see his girl,
and became so completely bumitzzled
that, on leaving her. took her grand
fathers horse. 1t is reportednthat
next time he goes. he will take The
'old mans" darling Mountain
Scorcher.
Item in a wicked Sunday paper; A
doubling mother placed some nitro
glycerine in her daughters corsets1
on the evening her fellow was coming.
The girl loaned them to the cook, and
they had to scrape the old man off the
ceilingto get enough Of him to hold a
decent funeral oyer.-f Argus. Vs.
1t is announced that the marriage
OF the Princess Stcphanie, Of Belgium,
and Grown Prince Rudolph will take
place on the 10th Of May. AS this
will be our busy season, it will be i'm
possible for us to attend in person,
ou' 'nv V. ami. =. o'iue - ~ VIZ as-
SPY our 'ialiNs 'or her coluiai INVITA-
'ioh.-L argus.
When that cannon was so may.
peetedly fired under our window on
last Tcnsdav we wore scarab neorly
10 death We tboupbt some wicked
Nihilist had mistaken MS for Alexan-
der III. and our sanctum for the win.
ter palace. II would have been q
very natural mistake Clarksyille
Chronicle.
corrcsnon,icpt wants 10 know
what an electrir.brnsb L 10 ia
have vour sweet heart sonaayo by vo,,
in your new Sunday morn;D, il
church and brusb yonr knco-oans
with her Supdoy.go.to.meetings on
It makes a fellow feel lila he hal
swallowed a supar.camp and WASHED
il down with. brass band'-ICflaa.
gov Times,