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The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
You Should Smile.

The Lime Kid C.nb's committee on san
itary repo, ted as folows On cases OF sun
stroke: 1--WE don't know nuf6u' bort white
folks, but in de cases of Guild folks Ne
recommend ~ folders: /. AS coon rs de
sun Knocks hill. Gown, crowd aronn' an NJ
him it he am able to walk fe' miles to de
hospital. 2. Feel in his pockets 80 see II he
am luggin' an internal masheen arodHs b.
Steal bis hat. 4. Take up a colleckshun to
buy a two cent fan an glass of water. 5.
Gall fur some one to boss de job. 8. Pour
de watef obet de patient an rub him wild
d, glass, an t,ks all bets of three to one
that he won't rally.
At 8 colorea camp meeting at Creedmofe
Park, near P Philadelphia, last Sunday, the
singers clapped 3n6 .aethSi on the back and
sang their loudest:
The gospel train ana comm,
k-t1min' roun' de curve,
a pnffiu' ind 4 BLOWN
An straixin' etry nerve.
Git on board, chillen; git 6a beard,
Oars ro,m for many mo-.
. "Gome mp hyer and get on de kyers!'
called the CID span in q voice like fog.
horn, but no one cd1ne: The excitement OF
the meeting eliminated III the announce
ment that the dollar had been rda*ta ind
cei;t in addition N. Y. World.
Du A1aurier (at smoking concert: Herr
professor-"You hat a blsasing foice, my
yung vrent. Put you ton't produce it in q
lechidimate vay." Our tenor-~Perha!s It
I did it would no longer please" Herr
professor-"Ach! Vat of dat' pleasure is
not efery ding. You should always bro
duce your foice il, lechidimate way, we'd
der it gifts pleasure OF hos.
II never tire of reading Paradise Lost, !"
said Miss Posigush, hel eyes beam1ng with
dreamy languor. Don't you admire it,
MI. Crab?" mo, DON'T" replied Mr.:
Crab, crisply. Il used to read it before
was married, but now"-casting look to-
wards Mrs. CT know what Paradise
Lost is without reading it." No wonder
Mrs: Grub says that Grab is brute.
In his answer to correspondents, " Bur-
dette remarks: eth FL. Yes it is
very wrong to smoke. q: No, your hus-
band should not smoke if you object to it.
3. Yes, we smoke every time we get c
chance. 4. No, we will not quit; we are
smoking now, at this moment, an old black
briar wood pipe, with straight stem. We
are not your husband; we married sensi-
BILE woman, girl with the heart of q wo-
man and the soul Of an angel, who buys
her husband cigars and tobac CO, and tells
him to smoke in the sitting room, Father
than send him up in the garnet or out in
the back yard.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
HARVEST MOON.

Morn 'ath Its mathis, each morn uew>
NJ Inc evening hath it's vespsrs meet;
nor lacks the moon 4 service true
"hlle crickcts sing the song OF heat,
AL nour, long truce the reapers ke~...
M, WIN the mute legious of the ,>rojp.
AhouEh swath and stubble ,;d sam,
And web them with fl. NV ,t ale;n ''''p'
T1 %, bees forget the: $ c,r.ntrv.
Tho wind o., lover white aud red;
Ioaves ; :, gro .<a faint win luxury,
- ripe thistle down aashed.
r .,er,ser, on the lene, Bray road.
" hSes--s monentstv gust,
Inst drives along, with noiseiess goal
~uirling phan tom clothed in IusS
III, dresms of nights Noch I'D hath dreama;
Ia fugitive, mystericue eAnas, "
1noS iamnch their feet On qniverthg stream.
That flow .eo~a p:e srA-brisht lands!
= see then browe arc southwark set;
H., auo soon tt.s1r sails the haven crowd.
10y s|'nim 4cg dome and minaret,
AUG ia pavilion wove Of cloud!
-dith NJ. Thomas, in Atlantic Monthly
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
PATIENCE WITH THE LOVE.

They are such tiny feet;
They havo gone such little way to meet
The years which arc required to break
Their step to evenpess and make
Them go
More sure and slow
They are such little hands;
Be kind. Things are 60 new and life bu
stands
A step beyond the doorway All around
Now day has found
Such tempting things to shine upon, and ct
The hands are tempted hard you know.
They are such new, Young liSeb;
surely their newnes. shtives
Them well of .nsny sins. They SEQ so much
That, being immortal, they would touch,
That II hey reach
We must not ohide, but teach.
They are such fond, clear eyes,
That widen to surprise
At every turn ;.they are 90 often held
10 suns of ehowers-showers soon dispelleG]
BY looking in our face.
Love asks for such much grace.
They are such fair, fral gifts5
Uncertain IS the rifto
OF light That ie along the sky
They may not be here by-and-by.
Give them not love, but more-above
And undergraduates with the love.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
The trumpet WIS.
From the Rural New Yorker.

The Trumpet Vine is loaded with its
blossoms now, and what q splendid thing it
is. Running up naked tree trunk. set
upon pillar by itself, trained up by the
water spout at the corner of the ho1,e, the
posts Of the piazza or tho door porch; it
matters not, its roots stretch deep inso the
earth and more beyond the influence of
summer drought than many vines; its hard
and woody stems reach as high as twenty
feet or more, and from them droop on every
SHE graceful, leafy wands, each one tipped
with a bunch of trumpet blooms. Some
times these wands are winter killed to the
hard wood, but it matters little, fresh ones
come forth ia Quantity and all will bloom.
Beetles, bugs and caterpillars pass it by, it
is not to their liking. But the prettiest way
of growing it have seen is in its wild state,
where by the edge of creek and river bot
tom timber belts it drapes and mantles trees
and bushes.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
i: Personalities.

DIR. Edward Augustus Freeman, whom
President White has secured as non-resi
dent professor for Cornell university, is ,
distinguished English historian aud author
OF the Historical Geography of Europe, tn,
history Of the Norman Conquest, and som.
twenty other historical works.
Among New Orleans's wealthy men art
Edward Richardson, probably the riches
cotton planter in the world, worth $780,.
OOO; j.. J. Gay, a planter and sugar refner,
owner, 100000 to 100000: D. II
Holmes, Leon Godchaux, E. J. Hart and
r.. T. Buckner, S1,OO0,00O apiece, and
some others worth from So. 600, 600 to S.,
UOO,O 900. Nineteen firms are worth from
81 1000, 600, to $5,000,00O each.
Brevet Lieut.. Col. Henry Warner James
U. s. A. on Saturday, was transferred from
his summer residence at Lebanon Springs tc
the state insane asylum at Poughkeeps1e,
N. Y. Col. James for some time past has
been demented, and his mind of late has
inclined toward suicide. He is graduate
Of West Point, and during the war he served
upon the staff of Gen. Grant.
The Rev. Shepherd Cowley has issued a
defense OF himself in the New York Er.
press and sent'it to the 1Eptscopal Regis
ter ct this city, in which it has been re-
published at his request Because some
of the witnesses before the secular cour,
would not appear before tho church COM
mlttee the Shepherd argues that their testi-
mony would have proved: him innocent.
Ihe tone and temper of the defense is not
amiable at all, and the argument and con
c!uslons a fair sample of special pleading.
Mr.. Cowley had better retire from the pub
lie gaze if he wishes his case to be soon
forgotten.
General Hancock had some curious call
ers, at Portland, when several hundred cit
liens paid him their respects! An old gen
tleman, probably 20 years of ago, ssone o1
the old Jackson democrats. worked his way
through the crowd, and grasped the general
tremblingly by the hand, and shook it yig-
orously for long time. Then he. pulled
of his hat, drew Hancock down to- level
with himself, and whispered something in
his ear: The general, meanwhile, took off
his hat and bowed grnvely. After repeat
the whispering three times the, old veteran
shook hands again, and moved away with q
smile of satisfaction.
Jay Cooke, by the judicious management
OF his estate, has come out as rich as ever
but his son Henry, lat Princeton college, is
causing q world of remark. His father in
dulges him in every way, and his supply of
money is practically unlimited: and yet, the
ungrateful hound has never joined base.
bali nine, grunted in g. college, boat club
race, conducted q COW up four flights 81
college stairs, nor removed the tongue from
the chapel bell. The miserable rascal keepf
at his books, and is straigh!enin9 more o,
tho comics, and getting more Of tie kinks
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
Scientific Seen tiIations.

, DR.. F. P. Atkinson believes govt NAV be
prevented in this way, and that the proven
ton of this troublesome and often danger
GUS disease is far more easy than its cure.
His method ofarresting q tendency to govt
consists in: Limiting a quantity of nitro
genous food; taking regularly e.. certain
amount Of out of door exercise in order to
help the proper tissue changes being car
ried out; avoidance Of late hours and every
thing which is, likely to unduly. excite or
depress the nervous system; keeping mp
the action of the skin by warm clothing
and the occasional use Of Turkish baths
y ms. short, i consists in yingss as pos,
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
out IT Greek than the base.boat club men
az his .lsaa

10y "a 01ooA luu0 TUG UuSc. OOut cAuO moA
R.rsy, i is to bo hoped, ha. political
prejudice, In the caae Of a man whom "a
lions lows, Survived as il appears to have
cone in the town of Dumfriea, Scotland,
where. Robert Burns lived and where he
died. 1t has been proposed to erect there
a suitable monument in memory Of him
and in testimony OF the fame which,
through him, the town has acquired; but
Burns was anything but Tory in politics,
and hence the local Conservatives have re-
fused to give the enterprise any of their
support. Stiff Scotch Churchmen, who, as
has been appropriately said, have infinitely
more ground. on the Bccre Of theology, for
Sb (s t. psfn' apd he exapls b. f
course, and are said to be among the strong
est Admirers and .-apolosists Of Burns in
DumfrSas.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08

Great quantities of nitrate Of soda have
been discovered in the Humboldt desert.
of Nevada, sufficient to supply the demand
of the whole country in case war should
prevent us from getting it from Peru and
Chile. Nitrate of soda and nitrate of pot
ash have also been found sixty miles south
of Salt Lake. in Utah. This deposit was
mentioned by Father Escalaute in IN &C
count of . trip he made through Utah in
1776.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
4 wholesome Beverage,

From Food and Ueaith.
Watermelon contains about G5 por cent.
Of the purest OF water, and 4 ttA6s Of Che
purest sugar, and nothing has yet been
uncovered that furnishes SO perfect o
cure" tor summer complaint al watermel-
on. and nothing else. Even when diarrtoe,
i:as been kept up by continued eating Of
ordinary food, until the disease has become
chronic, this delicious bevtr4ge-for 1t is
little ,aore-watermelon, taken two or three
times day has again and again BEEN known
10 work wonders, un'l to ''cure'' VIXEN I'LL
the usual remedies had failed.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
IChlcago journal.
4 Chicago Brokers' Happy Investment.

4 Chicago Brokers' Happy Investment.
Lewis H. O'Conor. Esq, whose office
is located at SO Washington street, this city,
lately related the following in the hearing
of one of Our reporters as an evidence of
special good fortune. have been suffer-
ing Said Mr.. O'Conor, for q number Of
weeks with severe pain in my back, be-
loved to be from the effects of cold con-
tracted while on the lakes. had been pre-
scribed for by several of our physicians aid
used various remedies. Three days ago, 1
abandoned them all. and bought bottl 9
Of St. Jacobs OIL, applied it at night before
retiring and to- day feel like new man.
I experienced almost instant relief and new
feel M main x:hntever
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
In, aor ~, Thu>n T'rr&t

Eilney-wort il na.ure's remedy for kidney
and liver diseases, piles and coi.e,i alton.
Sediment or mucous in the urine J. y sl1,c h.
dication OF disease. Take Kidney Wort
To- pid liver AMI kidneys poison the blood.
Kidney Wort revives them aud cleanses the
s,sem.
HradAche, b lions attacks dizziness, and lose
Of appetite are cured by Kiduey-W Wort. See
adv
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
SNOW DROPS.

A small bird twitters on a leadess spray
Across the snow waste breaks Ciesm Of gold
What token can give my friend to day
But February blossoms, pure aud colde
. What 1.-The deems them meaningless and pale?
I see the signs Of spring about the land,
I hear Ii dreams the cnckoo's summer tale;
And thess chilit snow drops, fresh from wiutery
bowers, .,, =
Are the forerunuels of world of flowers.
Sarah 1,ndney
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08

George W. Baily of Dez Moines, veteran
Ut the late wer, suicined in Des NJ lines 70
Gently, by taking poison. Hard luck and
poverty cacsed the rash act.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08

THE GREAT GERMAN CORN, WART AND BUNION
REMOVER. is a magical. perfect. speedy cure; no
pain soreness it dries instantly will soil nothing;
never lis Of permanent cure when used as directed
For enirs removal OF Hard or Soft Corns Callouses
Bun!ons. Warts, Etc, cure is guaranteed or money
re.unded: Genuine in yellow wrappers only. Price
so cents. By mail 90 cents: GRAY l. HOFTLIN,
sols manufacturers, and dealers II all kinds IF drugs
medicines, prints. oils and brushes. Minneapolis.
MINI. FREE SAMPLE PACKAGE l., any druggist or
general storekeeper. not already handling it, who
Fill seni big address.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08

Certain Know'e''ge.
We know whereof We affirm when we gay
That Warmers Safe Kidney snd Liver Cure hxs
performed more wonderful cures than any
medicine ever brought before the American
ruhlic ..-,..
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
feel no pain whatever,

Two Iowa farmers have been at law for a
long while over the ownership of some
calves that long since beccme beef. The
costs already incurred amount to S2,3o0,
and the end ia not vet
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08

There il no excuse for any ons having
healaehe; dizziness, fever and ague, or mal.-
ria, il they take "sellsrs Liver Pills.
"a lady had the flesh cate II CT her arm by
scrofula. Could see the siuews wclAine t.
'Lindsey's Blood Searcher' cured her." J.
Halstot1. Elder ton, Pa.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08

Skinny Men.
Wells Health Remover, absolute cure for
nervous debility and weakness Of the genera
tive functions, 81. at sisss,-Noycs Bros. l.
Cutter st. Paul MINI.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08

"Rouyh on Rats"
The thing desired found at last Ask drug
gs.s for Tough on Rats l. clears out rats.
mice, reaches, ni,s, bed bugs, 15c boxes,
Moves Bros, l. Cutlef
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08

PURE CoT-LtvEn On made from selected
livers, on tbs SEA shore: ~ CaswelL Hazard g.
Co., New York 1t is absolutely pare and sweet
Patients who have once taken it prefer T. 70 all
others. Physicians have decided it superior to
ant NJ the oils in market
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
Il. is, ur,M ives VI dy.

writes druggist s'Kiduey-Wori is the most
popular medi:tue we SELL" 1t should be by
right, for no OF or Medicine has such SPECIFIC
a :t;on on the liver, bowels aud hidd+ys. If You
have those symptoms Which Indicate Eines.'. s
or derauge kidneys DO not fail to procule Ii
and use faithfully. III liquid or dry form it lie
sold by all druygists.-Sait Lake City Tribune.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
fC!eveland Penny Press.l

:.
Among the most wonderful articles of
the period is st. Jacobs Gil. The Hon.
L.onard SWEET of Chicago, pronounces it
the mott thorough conqueror of pain that
he has ever known
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08

An Iowa hui sband on going home found
his wife carousing with four men. He
adrol tly got the five offenders into five
separate rooms, locked the doors; and then
thlashed them soundly, one by one.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08

Oar Expert nee With AIl"n's Lung
Bslsam for CT Is and Coughs has been OF the
n St ss seoory r. v VINES ons IL S9,'e
anSs who Las tried this stBsfsaln." and beer
convinced of its virtne and m.rita Go and do
likewise. Il cough or cold aflicts you.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08

A national gree nback wind feast will be
held at Mt. Pleasant, September Is, l6. II
and 10, at which Weaver, De La Mart. rand
other disciples will air their views.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
Col. F. ": hisggiqson on the Health Of Women
Froinii the Woman's joucnai.

Froil the Woman's journal.
With the influx into cities has come an
increasing habit Of spending a third or q
quarter Of year in the country, this being
the time when country life is most available
and perhaps the only time when is SO es-
! sential. There is great deal to enjoy in
| the country in Winter; but, on the whole,
for physical trimming, tho city offers better
! opportunity in Winter. It has miles of
| sidewalks for walking, at the Same time
when our rural villages are half buried in
| snow; and in all gymnastio advantages
there IS no comparison. The finest physi-
cal types in New England are ordinarily to
| be found, not among tho farmers daughters
bat among tie We'll. TO- do families in our
| cities and suberbs-families who spend, as
matter OF couse, their summer vacations
on the seashore or among the noun
taias. All improved habits as to diet,
! bathing, ventilation orc carried with the
| sullmer boarders into tho country. Don't
you think know" said resoiu.o landlady
In Vermont, ''Ghat kind Of folks are willing
| to sleep on feather beds7" and she added,
1--WE have fewer and fewer Of them every
year." Middle-aged people can recall the
to yoing girls, first in the cities; then IN the
and waterproof clouks. OF course the coun-
try is the place for long FREQ walks and for
| climbing; but who take the walk? As q
rule, the city boarders.
So IN regard to healthy outdoor games
| that ore t>ing SO much for the health of
the young girls. Croquet was Il rst known
! in cities a;.d then in suburbs; ltnow Gets
up its w1ckets in every farm house yard.
Its the same with archery and lawn tennis.
| These exercises proceed from the CITY out
ward, not from the country inward.
| 1t is not the experience ef our public
schools that the children of our elnigrant
parents are healthier. on the whole, than
! the moro comfortable Of our native born.
| Consumption has been regarded as the
special svourge of New England, but a
| physician told ne lately that no class among
! Us Seem, 4 to have SO little stamina to Tesist
il us the young girls of foreign paren:age
A worthy Poor I.lsa woman living near me
has lost one Of foar grown-up daughters
| oy this disease. and two moro ore rapidly
sinking Under It. leaving her but one. IN
presence of such facts doubt whether ev-
n tho tonic influence Of poverty Can coun-
balance the good effects OF care and
good nursing and the ordinary comforts Of
| lite.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08

The ladi.s who sometime since. were unable
to 20 out, having taken Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, are quite recovered, and
have gone on their way rejo icing.
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Storing aud Feeding Corn-Foddcr.


Mr.. J. Talcott. Rome. N. Y. commune
Gates to the American Cultirator this esti-
mate OF the value Of corn fodder, and his
method of feeding it, based on an expe-
rience covering many years:
10 have corn grown for feeding to farm
stock OF ell kinds in it's green state, and es-
thinly SO thas the ears shall be freely de-
veloped, and when the ears are fit for boil
ing as green corn for family use. then to
begin to cut the fodder and feed to dairy
COWS and working oxen, and, in fact. to all
kinds OF farm stock. Dairy cows and
working oxen will eat their rations from the
corn, but horses and calves need to have
their supply run through cutting machine,
in order that they may not waste any of the
stalks and eat all clean. have kept my
working oxen in the stable on corn thus
grown for number Of years past, and have
found no feed that I think is of equal value
grown on SO little land. can begin to
feed the last of July, and continue the
green feed until frost comes. After that I
have continued the same feed, dned, into
the month of December. In order to have
succession of corn for fodder plant
early corn for the first feeding, and the
larger and later sorts for the late feeding,
ana oeiore forat comes cut all and put in
stocks IN the field, taking care to have the
stocks well put up and we'll tied with two
bands at the top, the tops being turned
down SO that the upper band is bound
round the tops thus turned down; in ordor
to shed all rains effsctually. All my fod-
der corn Ia cut soon after the ears reach
the boiling STAGE > -.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08

Are you bald? C.rbniiue, deodorizeo c..
tfact Of petroleum, the only cure for badness,
las been improved, % that 1t is now tho most
delightful r,ssing III the world The only
real natural aaif restoref ever ple3ucsd.
There afe ii 1905 teachers in low, largely
female. The average monthly compsns.-
of the girls is $26, while the nlet seo1e IN
average Of $31.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-09-08
Better Care for Stock than Family.

There is truth in the following from the
New York Sun: We might me: says the
writer, some Of the richest farmers In the
richest agricultural regions OF this country
who provide magnificent barns, stablrs,
sheds, and pastures for their animals. but
at the same time keep their wives and chill
dren in mean, uncomfortable houses, with
eas and :s Ssadf fof trees tS e n left
to recline under, but there is not one near
the house, while as for flowers and orna-
mental plants, a Whit from some fragrant
old lilac or eyringa is about all the garden
perfume which reaches the inside Of
thousands of country homes.