South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1881-11-25
3snth Stsath aatelliseafts.
ROMNEY, FRiDAT. NOV. IS. 1881.


BREvrrIEa-JonB H. YoUNo and
HoPswELL Hkss ere saspirsnts for the
postoface = Csuanbrlaud, Md. An
Italian city prsftcs obliges bis vine
yard iaborers to wcar muzzles to prevent
their eating tho grapes. Whom Amos
LAwRENcK was asked for advice, he
said: young man, base all your actions
upon principle; preserve your integrity
and character; And il doing this never
reckonNtbe cost: ). baltimore export-
ed during October 435.957 pounds Of
lard. 1000 pounds or sailed beef, and
$1,000 pounds Of pork =. We are in
clfned TO ihink that hard work and ge-
MUS are very much The same thing IN.
der different names. -. The Martins.
burg Herald says DR.. McSHERRY Of that
city has, within few months, attended
six hundred cases Of malariai fever.
The best rule for married happiness is
Tor man and wife to overlook each 9th
er's faul,s....A great many mon are
like q rocking horse; they are always
on the go but never get ahead /. /. The
devil has one redeeming trait. H. me-
yer gives a cold shoulder, nor a boardcr
cold room. -. Conscience is the voice
OF the soul; the passions are the voice
OF the body. EDWIN Is. McCAULEY,
cashier Of the Philadelphia Bridge
| Works at teading. Pa, was recently IA.
tally poisoned, with four companions.
whilst on hunting excursion in Wyo>
ming Territory. The cook mistook a
package of arsenic for baking powder
had used it in making up batch OF
bread. which was heartily partaken of
by all the hunters. In few hours the
! poison began to show its effects. A
mounted messenger was dispai ched for
a ply stefan AT Rawlins, 80 miles dis
tapt, but when he arrived McCauley was
dead, and the others died within few
hours after his arrival. People obey
willingly when they are commanded
kindly Battle cry of freedom: Sweet
Evelina from the suffocst,ng embrace OF
her lover cried out Give me liberty or
give me breath -. We open the hearts
OF others when we open our own. -. Ra-
tier tough: To tell some men not to
associate with bad company is tanta-
mount TO saying that they must get rid
OF themselves. The next speculative
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS the Charleston
fevs and Courier-'will be in claims
for slaves emancipated by the authority
of the United States government
Never reproach man with the faults of
his relatives. Singular unaniiu g. t:
The Gar says he is ready to meet death
whenever it comes. 1t may not be out
of place in this connection To say that
death is ready TO meet the Car wher-
ever he goes. The man who minds his
own business has good steady employ
mens.. Probably the largest ho;, in
the United States was lately exhibited
ut Junction City, Kansas. His length
is Z feet, grth of neck G. feet. girlh OF
chest "a. girth of centre feet, width
across the hips 80 inches, and weigh
1882 pounds To be hsppy is not to
possess much. but to hope and to love
much. - The doorstep is no longer a
factor in couttship. IL is one of the
departed Joys Of Summer and has gone
into Winter quarters; so has the front
gate. Hours are like sponges they
wipe out good resolutions - The Mar
tinsburg Statesman says, horse thieves
are having their own fun in Berkeley
county, a. many as four fine beasts dis
appearing in one night. Every man
must work at something. The moment
he stops working for himself. the devil
employs him. Dear reader bear this in
mind !... There are exceptions TO eve
~ rule. Pretty girls receiving stolen
kisses are not liable 10 arrest as receiy.
ers of stolen goods. The impecunious
man who married an heiress always
spoke OF her as a capital wife "A. T.
STEwATT's boGy has been recovered, IL
is confidently asserted. and rests within
the costly crypt at Garden City-the
Stewards elegant New York superb. -
$4,000 was paid an intermediary law
yer & $3.50 to the thieves. There
will be eleven colored representatives
and two colored Senators in the new
Legislature Of Virginia Shall wo-
men smoker osks tue London World.
We don't know anything about the shall,
but we know they will il they want n.
IA Frenchman saw a negro SMOKING
n new meersehaum. 'Tbunderr re eV.
claimed, why tho pipes coloring him >