The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-03-10
8. i. G.


6harps anA Flats.
The cheaper labor and raw mate
rails become, the nearer the laboring
classes approach to barbarism.
II the Original contract can be
changed by one congress to favor
untaxed capital, It can be restored
by another to favor the public good
and general welfare.
Tho public are cautioned to ask
for DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup. aud take
no other. Price p cts.
Little baby 10 very III, Charley; /
am afraid he will die" well II he
does die, mamma, he won't 60 to the
bad place." "Why Charley, how caE
you know that?" Oh! ! know he
can't, mamma; he's got no teeth to
gnash!"
There IL nothing moro disgraceful
than that an old man should have
nothing to produce, as . proof that
he has lived 50 long, except his years.
The st Louis Globe Democrat says
Garfield Is suffering from an attack
OF neuralgia Ii the ear, brought on
by AN audience for few words
granted some time ago to Deacon
Richard Smith"
It can be used without fear OF
harm and with the certainty Of = per-
manent cure-Day's Kidney Pad.
The $500, 100000 OF treasury notes
authorized by the new funding bill
were payable in coin at maturity.
Never give all your pleasant words
and smiles to strangers. The kind
est words and the sweetest smiles
should be reserved for home.
The cold driving easterly rain
storms OF this season rarely fail to
affiict nearly everybody with colds.
Use DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup-the
surest and safest Cough remedy
made. Price Is cts.
Value is an absolute, and not . roll
alive term. Price is . relative, and
not an absolute term. The value ol
o thing is what it is worth TO the
owner. The price Of q thing Is what
some one else will give for it.
The danger does not lie In the II.
sue Of $500, OOO, 900 treasury notes, but
| in their retirement. Make their II.
sue perpetual, as legal tenders, and
no evil will result.
Il suffered terrible with nervou.
debility, caused by dcranged kidneys
and was permanently cured by Prof.
Guilmette's French Kidney Pads
when other remedies gave me NJ
relief" writes . young Dayton MGR
chant.
Deacon Richard Smith says II 1
natural that Grant should think thi
campaign was carried by the leaders
Just as he thinks the war for the I'm
Ion was fought, not by tho soldier:
but by the generals" but the dec
current OF the peoples conviction
was that which carried the election.
But General Arthur, who know
more about the matter than tho goot
Deacon, says Dorsey did It witt
soap"
/ After an enthusiastic lover spend
two hours hard labor over . letter b
his girl, and thcp mars is beauty b,
splitting . drop Of ink on it, ho Ora
swears in . scientific manner for
J few minutes, and then draws . circl
!. round the blot and tells her It 10
kiss, and she-poor thingIbelieve
it.
John Sherman now joins ia
Gould in the prediction that grea
financial panic and business crash
Imminent, and likely 70 occur With
two years. Who should know bette
than they2 Having charged Ii
magazine, and laid the $500. O0O, 90
Treasury note fuse, timed TO one yea
It ID not . difficult matter to predie
an explosion. or 70 determine th
date Of It's occurrence.
New Life for Functions weakened ;
Disease, Debility and Dissipation.
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ORATOR Is the only specific for In
!. potency, nervous debility, universi
/ lassitude, forgetfulness, pain frol
excuses OF any kind, the Great Gel
man Remedy will restore the Ion
, functions and secure health IN
happiness. $l.00 per box, six boxe
) | for $500. Sold by all druggist
Sent on receipt OF price. postag
paid, by F. J. CHENEY, Toledo G
!. sole agent for United States. Oirc,
! lara and testimonials sent free.