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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-19
FOR SALE.

business HOUSES. DWELLING HOUSES
ID and furniture. Four Work Horses and
sh.inch Fish Wagon for sale Cheap by
o2.1m CHAS. STEIN.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-19

b JOB WORK done with Nsntnes
~ the Record OfiIco.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
THE SECOND MARTYR.



flushed be thy moaning and sobing. y seal
Thine but the ssmblnnee or sorrowi
And thou light hearted as ever will be,
On thedawning for rs Of bitter tomorrow
Joyous seat q bitter sorowi
Ye winds spparulsd In midnight pail,
How feebly ys voice his death
And harrow our hearts with the scenes ye
recall,
when he felt your buoyant breathi
Oh merry windsl o midnight palll
o windsl and seal how cad to think
That mortally wounded man
still cheerfully quaftod your breeEs on the
brlnk,
where deaths chill river ran,
And spoke in your praise, poor, patient mani
o Elberon bellsi 20 pierce the soul
He heard you with hope In his hearti
The hour for prayer he heard you toll,
And he caused his tears TO start.
o hopeful hearti Elberon bollsi
Spirit In prayerl not in vain DER the deep
-four sorrow thou brooded and breathed;
Lol now wo wonder, while yet we weep,
At the blessings his battle bequeatedt
We weep and wonder, we wonder and weep.
No tears are shed for him In the skles,
"our loss" they know, "is his galAi"
Yet moist must have been even angel eyes,
To witness his wasting palm
But no tears are shed for him now In the
skies.
1t ls for the human heart to mourn,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
GEN. sheridan's Hat.

1t ia only natural that great Generals
who commanded thousands Of men Ia
the late war should frequently meet men
in different parts Of the country who
cherish some incident in war life with
which General and privats we're closely
connected. It is doubtful If @ n. Phil
Sheridan, whose famous twenty ride
to Winchester has made his name famil-
lar to every household, ever met man
who brought up q pleasanter reminis-
cence than a brown-faced. hardy miner
did in Denver.
Gen. Sheridan was idly sauntering up
and down the lobby of the Windsor HO.
tel, deep in thought and oomplacently
putting at his Havana and blowing the
smoke into pretty little rings. Suddenly
a rough looking man, with face 30 heavy
bearded that ore could see nothing but
the twinkling black eyes, approaching
him and raising his hat with awakward
embarrassment. said:
"Good morning. General"
The hero OF Winchester returned the
greeting, touching his hat with military
politeness, and then, trying to peer
through the miners heavy beard 10 get
glimpse of his features, the General
added:
I'm afraid I've forgotten your face.
SIR"
The eyes Of the man from Guunisoa
twinkled brighter than ever as he re-
marked:
ut Is not unlikely, General; sesn'sws
never met but once before. you wouldn't
be SO apt to remember me as ] am you.
It's seventeen years since saw you last
Things have. changed since then. II
was on the battlefield of Cedar Creek.
Don't you remember the soldier that
gave you his horse when yours was shot
from under you by canister from the
masked battery on the brow Of the hilla"
and the old man looked up with eager
pride into the Generals faoe.
"rhat ] do" answered the Generals
with pleased interest and bright faah
in his eye, u remember ii WE'LL
II was that soldier" continued the
miner. proudly. II remember the cir.
cumstances we'll, sir. When you put
your spurs TO my horse and g. Hoped oti.
you lett your hat behind you. and I cali
ed to you as loud as ] could. bat you re-
piled, Never mind the hat my boy
I've got that hat yst. General Ils hang
ing in my cabin in the mountain. and
the rough old fellows eyes glowed With
pleasure.
Sheridan grasped his hand and led
him TO q seat. and for half an hour they
fought tho battle OF Cedar Greek over
again.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
If not paid in advance, $l,2j
Il Inc Commissioners O4rIos.


This office Is the most important in the
gift Of the people Of this county. 1t is
the one once In which the chief interests
of the county are cared for. The Com.
missioners appoint tax collectors. super
wise the const st.uctlon Of bridges, roads
and public buildings, take care OF the
county's finances, 1. e. are the agents by
which the money belonging to the coun-
ty Is collected ard pay all legitimate eI-
penses incurred. for ,he carrying on Of
the oounty's affairs, in sholt, are TO the
county Whit guardian Is TO child. Iu
the face Of the importance Of this Office,
1t behooves the citizens of Carbon coun-
ty, to select wise and sagaeious men. and
men who are folly competent to cater to
the wants Of the county economically and
make satisfactory officers for the people
The voters have ample opportunity to
select such men on the 9th Of Novtm-
Der In the Nominees presented by the
Democratic party-J. ]. Gallagher and
Edwin Sensinger. Men against whom
nothing oan be said as pertains to their
past records. The standing of each Of
these men, in his own community is good,
and each will receive the unanimous sup
port of his neighbors und friends. This
is the strongest recommendation man
can have and is a guarantee of the faith.
full performance of any duty OF trust de.
volving on man. Let no one who be.
lieves in the honest administration of the
county's affairs neglect to vote for J. j.
Gallagher ond Edwin Sensinger when tn,
time comes to render the fiual verdict.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
"A washerwoman's Ohief support is

"A washerwoman's chief support Is
the clothes prop.
When the night Is pitch dark 1t does
by no means follow that its s-tarTy.
Fond mothers can easily prevent
tAeir youthful Offspring from creeping mp
stairs by scattering tsw taoks along The
route.
The full pack Of cards 10 The forss
castle mRHt nover b confoqnded with
the quarterback In an tutirsly diH rant
part Of the vessel.
~ cent stamps, Is wtats the
young lady said when sic came up y
the stamp window.
--An umbrella is different FROM > InaB
in that it is only good fol sounStnips
when It Is used up.
There is one business where youne
man eau't begin at the bottom and woik
up 10 tae top. Il Is wsil-eigs.ng.
Holy usen- grave dissels.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08

Col. A. Wood Merryweather, whom every
body in Scranton. Pa, knows, writes and
sayss II had long suffered from derange.
ment Of the bladder aud kidneysj il had
msda my general health very poor. ! also
was troubled with severe Indigestion pills
gave me only tsmpurary relief, and ex-
perienced great Anxiety of mind, as well as
physical Distress A friend recommended
Browns lrun Bitiers. | have used II with
mast gratifying results, and just now my
health never was better, aud / feel that The
cure is permanent"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
Railroad Guide.
Du,LA. q READING RAILROAD.
Arrangement of Passenger Trains.


MAY 18TH 1881,
Trains leave ALLENTOWN MS tollowst-
WA PIRKIoMEN RA1LEoAp,.
For Philadelphia. at -d.sj, Gas, li.4o. am and
'Sl0 p m' SUNDAYS.
For philadelphia at ~4.So a. n..5.aE y. M
WA EAST PENNA. DRANcH.l
For Re,ding nnu HaTrisDurP, 600, S.oO q M,
voT DTJ as era and T Columbia goo. socam and
f''O SUNDAYS
For Reading ana way points. $50 p. m ne
For Reading, Harrisburg, and wa po nts 3 %
V' "' CvrA nRTuLEHEMJ
For Philsdelphia fiom j. v. Depot s4.s4 9. Y
ssls.a. m .Is o. 5.53 IS "A y. IN. SUNDAY 40 pm:
For Philadelphia from L. q s Depot f2.C4
'iIS frsIns 1I For + oR RALLENTowN n leave as follows
WA PRRKloMEN RAlLRoAD.l =,
Leave Philadelphia. 7.4O n. M ana LOU .LS'
'nG Old p' ~' SUNDAYS.
Leave Philadelphia. 800 u. m, AIS aud '42c
p '"' WA EAST PRNNA DHAScH.l
Leave Reaoing,7.so 1o.3Oa. m' 2'1o s'S''eno O'i'
Leave Harrisburg SO SO and $50. o. m. IA
Leave cav La lancaster, 500 a. IN i.t5 and $50 p. M
leave Columbia 100 a. ~ Ito ana SiO ?. ~
SUNDAYS.
Leave RendinR. T.s0 end aM a. M.
Leave Halrisi,nl =, $50 am.
WA bETELEHEM.l
leave philaGeluaia 4l. %9 60, 9.IN, a.lo, aI.1I
IS. Is sOOU. IN. SUNDAY go n. m. .S.On y. IN;
Trains make thus y run TO ana from Gepo'
9Th aud Greeu streets Phladeiphia Othei
irains toa = from Broau street depot. flain:
Wis Bethlehem" run TO nld from Berks st
Deprt. except those marked Nls
Toe H49 and 6.45 p.in trains from Allentown
and the ri.3 ard BIS p. ~. tram from Phllu
drlpha, have through cars TO and from PhilP
]. IL. WOoTlES.
6ebernt Manager
CO HANCOCK. GsnV Pass. q Ticket agent.
may 10.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
DIAMOND
CATARRH
REMEDY

A Positive Cure Tor Catarrh of all
kinds. IL Is instantaneous in fleet
aud Permanent IN Result Cures at any
stage of tit uiseasn Has cured cas-, 30 te. libe
that bones came from the nose.
DIR. EIvory's Diam ond Catarrsa R ems
edy is mid and easanl. affOrling m m ed to
RtiiPta al PROMPT cure Ia all ca-es ( atari h,
IHnuenZR, Hay Fever. bronchitis.
IL VIII remove polypus and elfeCtually cure
Walery AMI lurnlent Discharges from the Head
and Throat, and Fuetid. Slckenng Breath: per-
fectly restore lmpai ed Smell Tasie and llearing;
relieve Headacre. Break up Colds In The Head;
strengthen The Voice aud Eyes; Purify Regulate
and Render clear and Active every organ vi tie
ucad aad Throat. Proc, 90 GEMS.
DR.. EvOryss DiamODd InvigOraIOr Is
perfect BlOOd Purifier, Appetizer and
Nerve fOutc. lt 1nakes tplIhtftll, who e.
some 'lr Is, which 1nvlgOrateS Purifies
and Strengthens the en- ire system.
For Gene al bity, dyspepsia, Biiousneee,
Top Liver. lndl estn n. Neuralgia and Rheu-
maiic Affections, Jaundice, Malaria, Fatulehcy,
Nausea, s. ok Headache AID Kidney Complaints
II is invaluable. Plice, 90 cents.
DR.. Evory's Diamond Salve is sover.
elm cure lor Burns, Bruises Sores OF oil kinds,
Salt Rheum, Teter, liugworm aud Cutaneous
Eruptions. Price, rs cents.
Ask yOnr Druggist for these remed-
Free ON receipt of price.
Dc criptive Pamphlets Free.
Address DR.. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co.,
P. o. Box sseo. lOa John Street. New York.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08

The demand of the people for an easier
method Of prsparng Kidney. Wort has iu-
duoed the proprietors, the we'll known
wholesale druggists, Wells, Richardson \
Co., Of Burlington, VT, 70 prepare IL for
sale in liquid form az we'll a. in dry form.
Il saves all the labor Of preparing, aud ~ It
is equally efficient il Is preferred by many
persons. Kidney Wort always aud every.
where proves itself perfect relnsdy s--Bsf'
flln Ne-ns
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
LONE JAcr. no, sspt. ~, lsfp.

have been ussng Hop Bitters, and have
resolved great benefit from them for liver
complaint and mslarial fever, They are
superior to oil other medicine.
p. NJ. BARNEL.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
Lcleyeland Penny Pres..l


Among the most wonderful articles of the
period is St. Jacobs Oil. The Hon. Leon
ard SWEET Of Chicago, ,propounoes il the most
thorough conqueoror Of pain that he haa
ever known
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08

Exhausted and enleebed constitutions
suffering from dyspepsia. nervCusness aud
general weakness e0red by Bnown's IroD
Bift1ys
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
DIAMOND.
PEEA
BLANKS.

Fill the blanks In each sentence With
words pronounced slike but spelled diff
f,reRt.
l. He broke the - of glass with his
hand causing him great -.
g. The - greatly enjoyed the -.
8. He came - to - the song.
4. She sang to - beautiful -.
8. The - Of the tree will - before
the gale,
/. 1t was - that brought the man TO
his -.
2. "We cannot -, the - at ell, no
earthly power ----s DER it."
CousrN KrTTT.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
WORN puzgLE.

Entire l am part Of buildings cor
tail me, um the seat of life; ,ranspcee.
am the dwelling place of man; curtafl
and transpose am to value; curtail. I
am a troublesome animal. &C,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
-we sive Il up-The breath Of life.

Much as a pretty woman msy ad-
mire a gallant scout. she cares little for
him when on the trail-of her best prom.
suAde suit,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
The Positive Cure
p HU y W7ILINN NuIU
For all Female COMPLAINTS.

This preparation, as its nane signifies, connsts Of
Vegetable Properties that harmless TO the raost del
icate invalid Upon one trial tho merits Of this Com
pound will be recognized, roliet Ia Immediate and
when It's continued, in ninety nine cases In hun
dred spc7nnnent cure thousands will tcs-
ty On account Of its proven merits IL Is to-day
commended and prescribed by tha best physicians In
tie country.
II viii euro entirely the worst form Of falling
OF tho ptcrua, LsucOTrhtsa, irregular and pe.nful
Eonstatlon, all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and
liberation, Foodincs, all D!splacements and the
scqucnt spinal Weakness nad ts eerccialy ndnFted to
to Change of LIFE. ]: WI Gssolvo and ezpol tumors
from theuer1ain cfr,y stage OF dovolopmcnt. Tie
tendency to hurnors tharo Is checked very
speedily by its use
IN fact Il has proved 10 DO tho r-cnt-
ess and best remedy taat has been dlscoy. T.
ol It pernrutes every PORTION OF tie systy ei gives
n-w li.o nnd vor. It removes fa. tncas atuerc do
s.cs al craving for sti;nunts Gl relieves weakness
0. the stOnia.h
II cur=7 Floating, Headaches Nervous rrosir1tioa,
General Debility, slsePleress, Depression I'D Iu-l
Pcs.on. That fecl,ng Of bearing Ccwn, causing rea.
weight and 5acaee, Is alvn Permanently cured J
its use 1t vii! at G!l t.Yc- md C2deT c e:-crastn
oas act Ia harmony VIII tas l=v that governs the
fe.ncloEysteTn.
For Kidnc7 Complaints os either this compound
Is unsurpassed.
Lydia {. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
15prepRrcd at c5 and e:5 wes:cra Aveanc Lynn Mas
Fr!ce eioQ Ss Bottles for sjcG So; ~ mail In tie
form OF pills. niso In tho form os Loaenos reccit
OF Price, Si.co rer box, FOR either. Ira PINKuA-i
fres.y answers al letters OF inquiry Send for pam
pallet. Aldrosi as above Mention this paper.
No family should 30 without LYDIA E PTNRHAAr
LINER PIL:.S. They cure Constipation Diliousness
A. 49, - 49, = t. - :,-' OK
JOHNSTON, HOLLOWAY & co, Gen.
eral Agents, Phila Pa. Sold by A. J; Dur
ling, Lehighton, Pa. aug. l3-w7
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08

Life is the most precious boon, bat
Daniel was the grsaiesi Bocnsiu history.
Does = man show his relative
strength vixen DO nsarIiea hts frst cousin?
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
!, DIRECTIONS
For Deafness, 4,

F1It7S tft HIAW HNF'W
HAVING gained an enviable local reputa-
tiOn, ,lisplacing all other preparations in the
vicinity vi discovery, IL. on its meri's alone,
recos ulIed as a wonderful remedy wherever
known A iairstrial will convince the most
skep ical Of its curative powers. 1t offcctual.
ly cleanscs he nasal PASSAGES of Catarrhal
vi"us. causing healthy seer tions, aliays In
Illumination and irritation, protects ths mem
colds, completely heals the ores and restores
the sense Of taste and smell Beneficial re-
suits Hre realized by few applications
thorough treatment rs directed will cure Ca
tarrh As a household remedy for cold in the
h, ad 1t is unequaled. The Balm IL easy to
use aud agreeable Sold by druggists at 81
cents n receipt of so cents will mail pack
aye. Send for circular with iull informa ton.
ELY'S CREAM BALM 90, Dwego. N.
For SALE Bv A. j. During, Lehightnn, Pa,
and by Wholesale Druggists GENERALLY.
Oct. sicily
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08

That's too thin. said the clown. as
ne stuck his finger through the tissue
covering Of his hoop balloon.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
fNfGAfA

ENIGMA.
Composed Of IL letters.
My Ilse7 IL an article used tn svesy
household.
Ny go Ia n caloareous earth,
EIy 8 10 4 8 IL number.
Ny whole Is Western city.
HRxRrKrrA.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
Our Puzzle Corner,

ANSWERS TO THE LAST.
woRn squAAF -
s W A N
" I n s
A Y T g
N E & T
cROss-wohD EEoMA--
Banana
ENroMA.
Independence pny,
CAAhADE.-
T Ospstan.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-10-08
N COUNTY, PA, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 8. 1881

fellowman except under compulsory
circumstances On account of the char
acter Of the men and the trouble they
had already brought upon quiet, law
abiding citizens, the sentiment of the
whole community was strongly against
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1881-03-11

The hound II one Of the fastest run
ming dogs, and, not being impeded BY a
heavy body, possesses great endurance.
An evidence Of this was shown the other
day BY hound belonging to Mr.. J.. 4
Ford, OF Battle Creek, Mich. Its own,
was stopping At village six miles from
the above place, and getting on the cart
with the intention Of returning home,
did not notice the absence Of The dog.
he soon saw the hound, however, fol-
lowing the train, which at that time was
running At the rate Of eighteen miles an
hour. The animal reached home q few
minutes after the train, having accom-
piished the six miles in thirty minutes.
Ezchan0e.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1881-03-11

F.fNcH scholars will An rejoice over
The new regulations ~ French primary
schools. Corporal punishment ii Is M
hcncciorth abolished and rcprimands
and detention 70 be substituted instead.
Aggravated eases are 70 ID punished bv
exclusion from school for periods of two
DAYS ~ time. Il the new regulations
do not make Young Frcnchmen SUI
prcmelv happy. then their case is hone.
less. SUNDAYS and THURSDAYS are w bc
complete holidays and religious instrtc-
ton i not % be impaired unless dc.
sired ny parents. In the event IL par
ents requesting religious instruction Ii
rs ~ bc given when school hours are
over. and the teachers are not bound ID
take pupils ID church. The iLoaupp.r.
most IN these new regulations Is ihat
the school Il the domain III the teacher
and the Church N the priest and that
neither ought 70 be allowed ID intcr:c |
with The Others intellectual preserve.
american Register
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1881-03-11

CONSIDERABLE excitement has arisen
m koumania ancnl The projected u.
change 81 the Julian for the Greyor;an
calendar IHo schemes for fhcamcnd.
ment 81 the time are before the Cham.
per n Deputies The first proposes 10
abolish leap year for some time ID
come. According 10 this plan there
are 70 be no 29ths Or February IL Ron.
mania from 1854 until 1928. 80 that ~
the lst Of March. 1928. tile Roumanian
almanncs will run on n level with those
OF all other Western peoples. If this
proposal should BE- adopted the Minis
ter 81 Education will charged with the
censorship Of all almnnacs. calendars
and diaries published III the Principali.
~. with power 10 refuse a license ~
such as admit u 10Th III February INK
any leap year between 1854 and l92s.
~ appears, also. that the number Of
DAYS which the Roumanians want 70
get rid "a before they can synchronize
with Western Europe Is something
more than twelve. though a little les
than thirteen. in exact reckoning. Tbe
second proposal IL ID follow The nrece-
dent q Pope Gregory VIII. and ID be-
GIN the reformation at once by simply
writing down the lst OF july. 1881. ~ I
the 18th Of July. The chief difficulty
about the latter method il the opposi- 1
ton II would be likely 10 arouse ii tbc \
agricultural districts where lie nnas- 4
ants would wish 70 call the authorities
% account for abolisI,ing no less than
Twelve summer DAYS.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1881-03-11

Yesterday the Louisiana mail coacl,
WAS again put upon the Atlanta ana
West Point track. and Ia churge ol
houte Agent jackson went through q
Montgomery.
This i the first trip for the coach
since the accident near Opclika. some
three weeks ago. IN which 4 was demol-
lshcd. When the accident occurred.
.,e mail coach became uncoupled from
The tender and The baggage car, ana
jumping over the telegraph wire landed
On the ground several feet from The
rack. This ''somcrsault' Is vouched
Tor by Mr.. Harris. the route agent. who
vas N the car, and the railroad men ii
cnarge "a tho train. No one saw The
coach Z make the wonderful lear. Blk ~
= landed on che other side Of tho tclc-
graph wire. and the bell cord was over
tnc wire. = dozen men will swear .hc
coach % made the leap. atlanta loa.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1881-03-11

send on pnstalcard Tor 50 page book On ssThe
Liver lie diseases and their treatment AL
dress Dr. SANFORD, l62 Broadway, New York.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1881-03-11

THERE n gentleman IN this civ
engaged IN business and enjoying Ill.
esteem and confidence of the commun;
". says the San lose (Cal.) Hsui,f
who has penchant for animal pets
And ne ~ or has been, constantly iii
the lookout for something out u the
ordinary line; any one can get cat. 81
dog, or rabbit. or parrot. or 4
canary. These are too common. and
from association will pail on tho taste.
Several months ago Mr.. s. Is Il the
front letter II his surnamc) was trans
ported into the seventh heaven III de-
light by the purchase III monkey:
none OF your little. commonplace. III
igniiicant-looking "onerl' monkeys.
but largc-sixed. active aud awfnllv
mischicyous beast Of the prebensiie
tail. Here wasa pet "ns was pet.
and visions Of the good times he would
nave after his business hours were con.
lured up IN bis excited imagination.
The first thing on the programme was
the tanning Of the monkey, but :.
thought there would be no difficulty N
that direction. So. after taking his
prize home he started in 10 tame him.
and first made an effort 70 catch linn
and chain him up. And right here the
insurrection was inaugrratcd. The
monkey was - stubborn as across-cycd
mule anu ~ full OF pure cussedness a.
chronic drinkcr. OF San Jose whisky.
Alter several Intellectual efforts to in
d!ice the beast 70 come and be petted.
mr. =. made frantic dive and tried 10
catch him The monkey turned quick |
or THAN . flash and proceeded 10 inter |
view his tormentor. The result. and IL |
pains q exceedingly to say II. was
thst Mr. >. had TO purchase 4 I
NEW snt Of clothes. After the monkey \
had finished his work. s. was n sorry \
sight y behold. He might well say
with the old pioneer: When / came
20 this State 1 hahn a rae 10 nv back; H
now 4 am All rags. Similar scene tol- N
lowed. and he monkey grew 10 lie the
pane "a Mr.. >. 'scxiStencc. A few weeks
ago nc was seen with his hand in a
sling On being asked the cause. he
said that the dear monkey hal bitten
clear through his hand. Then he tried
To sell his pet. but nobody apneared 10
wan. u for "A gift. About Two weeks
ago the monkey escaped from his own.
tttt>tt ift1ttAi- lMtt Oh lie anu
fnn, concluded to have time. 50 M
got into DR.. BenflyS office On The Ala.
media ~ SOME means. and prepared for
~ old fashioned iamborec there was
40 one IA the room and the monkey.
probably that the doctor Ind
forgotten toproperlv mix his medicines.
ook down al the bottles III the cstab- !
lshment aud poured from one into an. ,
'ther He put cathartic pills into the .
whisky, ink into the paregoric. and cas- |;
or oil into latldannm. and 50 an. Nj
king the smell Of some OF the bottles
e poured their contents Oh the floor. I
'apcrs were scattered ia every direc-
ION, the ashes taken from the crate and I
nrowr over the Iloor. and Ned Kicked
~ generally. When the doctor came :
2 Ne found the monkey sitting III the Y
lesk with Ms speciacles Oh looking over !,
~ accounts. After paying for The !
'amages Mr. = got hr monkey into \
'ag and went of, He returned. But The y,
monkey has never been seen since. The i
eed had no witnesses.