The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-12-01
A VALE FIeUM 4 MOBILES COUNTY
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EDITOR ADvANCE:-I }eaten! Busted:
Externally Woll'p-.t! That's wot w.
are. have concluded to write down
my "bserv Aims If the last few days
and the f"llerin' is about wot they
amount to:
Wo unto us wood he of!isars! for ".
was and soor will b. nut. We soon
will have t" give up w"t few ofGsr* W.
now hold. W" unto us wood b. otti>-rS!
for VIZ arr the latfiu' stock IF the c',,In.
ty. In vant' have WI bin st-aiin' thu
publick money for the last five or six
years and livin' l,,Ql, IF "' It and usin'
it for ca,,,pane funds l." keep ours+lv y
in Otis for we are now busted aud c NJ
steal no more. III v;.lr did BLOOM pay
for wuthless bridges for they tunhlrt!
low, under lin: and dr"wn+d him. I,".
litically speakin'. They didn't amount
t" nothin' As campane funds except t."
the enemy t. whom they wax in'n~l'*r
In vane did Bloom change the equity
records. foe til" county records bra,
him. LII vane did Bloom. which is JUS
tice Of the Peace. get Brown I" sw-*,
that Mills N'sSe<l the bridge bn1ldi;
and that III \Hl,"'n,| had ,r,thin' to d"
with it. for the people only IT, ff-.l ri
him. IL vane has Peter r|"uIl,S"
sent "lt his circulars I" TT" ig,.or,nt
voters "f the r".nty for thy n,l, lift. Il.
and said I'VE know pn u Il, to lr..t v"u,
any way" IL va'r did rh'unts,,u s.,
ti.rr was y" S'Wrtag" IL the co,,. ~
fluids for Peter IT, m MS records
say there WAS. IL vanr .iri Tin,nl,s.,,.
and Cr''Sly spend their tim" Il ri,:i,"v+.'
the county w"rkin' fer their trkrt
When they showed themselves ~ ,,pu, |
held their noses. |" vain did Thou,
deny that Ee WIS 70 ng t. appoint
Town Deputy Sheriff. IT,. male :.
many mistakes il, 3, elli.,' they al! lase
| 1t him aud said go to " T..".n c ~
spell u" better nor can, and liz st,,,,I.,
not have writ anything ill after Ia. was
elected. In vas.e did ilu.n.stnn d. ~
! that he WAS s.1.'it on county ,n".,+v.
Tie records said he WAS and lie propl
believed tie records. L. van+ din t :,
son Ut lis father publish praises ct his
/ tauIlly, Mcluiin' h,ssrlf, c.z nobody lie
hrves u.ucl. OF what he SAYS. III van+
did the sou OF his father yet ~ aud
| swing Ills arms and mock his heels to,
x-ti.+r ana s,ou, ''R,,mp Convention y
''Frre-l."ve Tickrt," "Whsk' Tick
ct" AID SIGH other tu,,!.nntu,,s ,,a,,.>
~ Ills b';.,.e Good think If. T,.. lnu,.
Tire people didn't Vote his ticket. And
the people lntfc'i ami laff-d 1T the so.
Of his father till they nearly cried iron
hurliu' their sides Il l,tliu.
! We started to- kill ti:+ ADVANCE am,
l"!.wr arr killed. W. started t., elect
ourselves IT, rttiS, and l"! W. got y pci IT.
t" stay at home. The ADVANCE is Xix.
All ugly mule. when We hy To bride II
it bites. aud WHEN W.. try t" b,rk!t. til.
crupp+r it ncks TN into tin. middle ~
eternity. We have Reserved II fir ~,
tiss that W. are not needed in ntfis
The thos il !" u t r+n''erin' III the *
| tr-sl,,. There. is Bloom and IIumiStn,
and Dntf-e and Cs,a.,wnk WIN +jth+
can't Or wOn'' va k, and wet is to- ~.
come nj us, | tlnIiH know. Bi.mu git!
Il b'g prns,u" and "ay live tl,nnvl, il
If he goes to Oregon hut We don't ~
git l~,,si,u,,a. we d"h't know how {,
Il" tive county business v+,y ". Il. hu
we do know how tn draw our xalyry,
Al pick up :l+ crumbs Tram the com,
~ table and s"Inet lines W. could rpacl
NJ aud grab i big slice from III tn
table its self, and ~ long IA We Good Il.
all these things in good shape We wpr
sat isti+.1.
! Nnw We have got t0 earn our ljvju
or starvr and as We have not l~en use.
tn either earnin. our Twin "r slrav:n'
It makes things look strcaked. 1t i
hard to atay and h.. Iaff III hv tl,t. .,,..
my. When W. PASS ~, the street np,,
y, pie point ut t,s l"pIlin' their noses M,
laK almost to bustin'. Ba.ber has