, 1881-03-29
PERSONALS.

Gen. Butler is Oil his way buck to this
country FROM Cuba.
II aln stll dangling In tho baliny spring
Drcexe." ."-Stanieu A{d.sttlrs.
II can,tnt tell lie. trllsro arc only fouf-
teen Kanbiing-houses in Chiougo. We would
harc moro. but thoru aro not snckers enough to
support tholn."-CaFtcr Harrison.
a noble young nlnn iii Momence
Lored q maiden with ardor intonac.
Hor urual pRs boot
0bllgUi him to scoot
Through the buck yard and over tho fcnco.
Father rhelan, n Catholic priest Of st.
Louis, Ia displeAsod with tho notion Of tho Pope
III ordering masses said for tho rcposo Of tho
dead Cars sont, but takes consolation In the
thought that tho particular brand OF 1uass Or
dercd Is not much of n'ass anyhow.
A London pnper says tllat Mrs. I.anstry IL
rcnfly going to ndopt tho staRo MS profession.
She has for some tfmn heen tnkiug lessons OF
atr. Herman Vczln. MI American actor resulting
IN Luntion, md an enlargement haa been offered
hor by Mr. Edwin Nruro, tho wall.known ma.l-
AEer.
Tito portrait ut Milton which was once
owned by Chnrlos Lamb hns Just been bought
In London by htr. QuarItoh for 8l,77j. 1t wus
painted about 1910. when tho poet wns still tlla-
tingu!shed by that physical beauty Of which tho
world hua heard 50 1nuch, but which IL u,lss,ny
In all bis othor portraits.
Queen VIctorla's gold and Hilycr plato
which IL kopt at Windsor Ia snId to be worth
SIS. COO. When tho Queen entertained tho
lnto Car shortly after tho marriage OF hls
daughter 10 tho Duks Of Edlnburg, gold pinto to
tho valuoo sl0, ,00o Tho custullanship Of the
Ko}d-pantry ut Windsor IL considered an oliice
OF great trust.
a Chicago music house las Issued a piece
for tito piano entitled "Houn1a OF Spring."
1'hat part which represents tho prominent clti-
zens out With p!cks aau gteam-p!pcs frying
to cloan tho leo from tho streets must DO very
touching. As Tcnnyson yory trutnfulty re-
marked, "aprsng Ia tho mort beautiful scasou
Of the year"-ln Florida.
4 faslll0n journal says tint ''tho tablers,
revtra. panols. md louE ysudykes OF evening
drcssea aro frequently covered With Il brilliant
embroidery OF gold, pear!. cut steul, aud lrIa.
colorcl bcads." III Ch!ca9o tho housoa, lots,
and personal prorosty OF tue men whuso
wiyoh wcar these Dresses nrc frequently covered
With brisftant assostmont OF mortgages.
The Into Car Is satd to lkavo been not SO
hppreheslsivu Ut plots against him during the
Inst few weoks OF hs !tfe 10 ho wns Inst yenr; no
That ho fell Into tho old routine he was ncclss-
totnea to follow nofoFo tho days OF tho duel be-
tween NthlIls1n and imperialism. lila new wife,
however, had not At, caey momunt when ho WIS
away 4AtiA AVts " WU4AhA VI GH4$
temper anu lymphRtIc, she waB q prey u the
rloosnlcst apprehonsIons Whenever no wont
nbroad. and bis roturn WAS always tho occasion
OF domestic festival.
1t is unhealthy to wear your boots in the
house hft9E O'Clock a. ua. The coluulun plan Il u
rsnuve thsnl In tito hallway but Inany Ut uur most
cxpeFlsnosd husbands prefer tho lrunt stsvs. A.
ways taks boot In oxcA hand when gu!ux up.sairs
s paii 4ivca you TWO shots at tho nttur Stepping
On her. Nerer say anything to your wife on theao
orcaslona cxcspt "yes" and "uo." Ealing clusesis
apt " Iureda t)Io speech.
koTor compel yuuE wlo to yet up lral kRd build tbs
nEo. II she doesn't DO II VI hUr own accord. ga 10
sle1p axun. AnutAoE Way OF accomplishing tho suuo
sosutt u to whistle "Grandfathar'x Clock" 4 tru0
Hou4n Hlll awass yet up undor auch circumstances.
When your dAu3lltsr Eet4 bsx enuuEh " havs gun
t1e,an Visitors give up the paror then, choerfuIy
1t MuGh cheaper u lot tho dog tlso them they
staEt fur hoa thka ~ scoid tho girl until shs css
and then hare ~ buy her ssalskln xaosus II
souvenir Of your t11ooy.
Always F0MenouF yuur WaddluR-day gHd tfy ~
nark tue 6cca1Gn by snM0 1ttle showing shHt you
ralHes.6of It. Coming huMo h4lffu!k will uflen rig
hall11 tho 4nHlv erkaEy In marked hut Inexpensive
Munngr.
nrtnx your s0ns up to s0ms occupation that will on
abls them " got living whtn thrown upau thsls
OWN Fesoutcss. Nothing makex young maa 30 self
reliant ~ hayluK . trade Ut As III c!nc!nnau
| bauko steors7 frequently uate slO day.-FTvis
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