The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-06-22
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Herel-Drop it and run.
ca little fun now and then,
Is relished by the wisest men,"
What, never! Well hardly ever does
a young lady refuse ice cream.
Do you go to church this eve +? mo
not this eve. some other eve, to morrow
eve; good eve"
Up and down the single goes,
Upon the seat of knowledge.
That is why the boys hate
To start to high school or college.
Do you sing Pinafore ono, don't
sing Pinafore, my brother sings Pima
fore but he got killed with a door and
therefore he sings Pinafore no more.
Buff dresses trimmed in black vel
vet and made on the pinback plan
seem to be all the rage in the East
End.
The blackberry brigade is begin
ming to reorganize for the coming
season. We hear that Collar will
turn out the star picker.
"This world is but wilderness, there
is nothing here but woe" young man
was singing, when some one hit him
with brick. Reality is not always
sweet.
DRAW me Close to Thee Darling" is
a new song. What if the old man
should come? Well we think clubs
would be trumps, and perhaps the old
man would have full hand.
We understand that there are several
young men going to marry and settle
dOa0a. Don't they think it would be
better for themselves and the commu-
nifty if they would stay single and set
tie MP.
There are two certain girls in this
town that only go to church to see
their "dear Georges" who stand at
the door like the monument of An
thOny Blair and patiently wait for
them.
Are you afraid of bears. No, /
am not afraid of bears; my brother Bill
is afraid of bears; he says he cannot
bear bear and he wants you to bear in
mind that he can't bear bear of any
kind.
Our friend, Dan Briscoe, has the
boss dog of the burg. He made q
pass at the Moore boys the other day
and waltzed them up the street to live
ly tune. '"Three souls with but single
thought. three boys that run as one"
"Why dose Mr.. IS feet resemble a
camel" young lady asked us the other
day We said we would give it up.
Because they go so long without wa
ter" she replied. We would advise
that young man to see what virtue there
is in home made lye soap and spring
water.
Knoxville is Dragging of her walking
matches. Well we try to keep them
still But since it has become so popu-
lar we will give it away just let a
MOrristOwn boy get inside a new suit
of cl othes, turn him lose, and he will
walk himself to death any Sunday.
Our town marshal says that the young
man who was singing on the street last
Monday morning at 2 o'clock, and
whose lovely voice was bawling out
1.-THE Beautiful Gates Ajar," has no
idea how they rattle when closed or he
would stay in bed A word to the wise,
etc.
The young lady who huns "home
sweet home" and spends her time read
ing novels and taking moonlight gtFolls
with young men, while her mother
does all the Homework, is generally
the kind that gets chance to remain at
home, as no young man wants them.
We heard a young lady trying to
a poem about certain young
fellow, which went as follows:
His feet is somewhat superb,
His figure commanding and tall,
His voice is the "sweet by and by"
Is louder and clearer than all.
He takes music lessons and sings in the
Sunday-school Listen for him next
Sunday.
We hear that some of the citizens
living in the east end of town are
complaining about the young gallants
bringing their "mashes" to the old we'll
to drink, and then borrowing glasses
from them to drink out of. Boys, you
can buy glass for one dime.