Daily Republican., 1881-03-18
HREvlTIE9.
eun risas S.N7........sun sets s.lO.

san rises 6.C7........Sun sets olO.
Beautiful tapestry mats 80 cent store.
TrY Kings Good Samaritan cough syrup.
Parker, cupptng and leechiug, lO3 E I'd st
Best family coal at e22 West Front street.
Give me call.
TO the coal dealer-Learn to labor and
to weigh 1t.
Spsnking has been defined as "child-
hoods stern reality"
Liver paddles are not necessarily IrisAmen.
Nor are butter Pats,
When pretty Irish girl is stolen away,
they suspect some Boycotter.
Tin ware, wooden ware, Japan ware, oil
cloths. cutlery, &c. offered at the lowest
prices. Il. F Pickles, + East 4th street.
A man in Virginia has discovered the eIe-
yentn commandment. 1t Is: Let them
chickens alone.
Persons who Wish to consult DR.. Darmon,
should call at Gus Market street rs the Boo
tors stay is short only few days longer
A Chicago mans nightmare turned out to
he the shadow Of his wliO's. loot on the wall.
ipstead Of an earthly monster with five
horns.
Cotor. II. liant, No.'.l5 East Fourth
street, ler tine gold OF silver watch, ais
l,ewelry made TO order. Repairing Spe'
cialty.
The hair Oftse ed.hesded girl is trans
| nutad to AUBURN or gBl0en when she becomes
a voung lady the red i-headed boy remains
red. heaaed as long as lie lives Boston
| Transcript
The editor OF the san suoit IN. W Register
suggests that persons sending In big eggs
viii nlease accompany them by several ordin'
ary sized ones, not for publication. but &c
mat the contrast will De apparent, and as a
Ivuaranty OF good faith.
A gentleman having servant with a
ve,y thick sEull usei to often call him
the king Of ftcols. II wish, said the fellow
lone day. you could make ysur words good,
osI should then be the monarch Of the
world.
.Do YOU use many hswers en- your table %
osaed Mrs, murray Hill OF a Southern vlsi.
ter. "Well. yes" was the reply: ave
Rave wheat and rye bread for breakfast but
the old MAJ will stick to corn dodgers"
Esss ll6 Market street has commenced his
| fourth wear in Wilmington with an Increased
stock of Goods and is prepared to supply
Won with Hats and Gent Furnishing Goods
leheaper than any other store in the city.
Customer: Baker, yosr teneent leaves
are but q little larger than those at hve
cents" The baker: "Thats quite true,
In isl shall have to make them hve cent
lloaves smaller"
There ts nothing that 50 takes the starch
AM Al Young man who has been welded
ahout year as to nave to go 10 store where
there ts a girl clerk that he used 70 keep com.
many with, and inquire for those lar0e'slzed
safety pins.
LAWYER G, IeAteripg the office Of his friend.
DR. M and speaking in hoarss whispefl-
I"tred, I've got such cold this morning tnat
I can I speak the truth Dr. M-"Weli, IT
plaa that it's nothing that will interfere Win
your business.
lboIvest hone, Otbello, apollo, stuart, record
and reiiance ranges, also several patterns Of
stnres altered at the lowest prices, ct ID. +.
US r,csals' No, 7 and East Fourth street.
uo,,ed and pearl wheat, crushed and pearl
s,av iarina. oat meal and Graham -four
tpa vsry best, with the richest wheat hour
tho. san be made out of wheat alone, also
Snck wheat, nops better 3k cents, ct VIM
lD. Piokels. 4o7 kinx 81
uui where did you get them trousers p
Issking an Irishman OF man who happenet
tn be passing with o pair of remarkably
sbort trousers on. ~ got them where they
rev. u was the indipnant reply. ''rhen, b,
Ime e,nsciepss" said Paddy, you've pulled
Ihem year too soen."
An erring husband, who had exhausted al
lexnlanations for late hours, and had N
Iapoiogy ready, recently slipped into th'
bonse aboN, one o'clock very softly, denudet
hin self gently, and began rocking the adj
Inv the bedside, as If he had been awakened
Iout OF sound sleep, by infantile cries. II
had rocked away for i've minutes. when Mar!
Lane. who had silently observed the whol'
maneuver, said, ''oome to bed, you fool
the baby amt there"
Il There was young man OF Pera
Il Who painted his nose sky-elue,
And his ears bfick.red
Then he cackled and said
AZ don't charge cent Tor tho view,"