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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-10-22

At a meeting of Potomac Lodge, No.

At meeting Of Potomac Lodge, No. "a,
I. o. of G. T., held on Thursday evening,
October 18th, 1881, the death Of Brother
Charles A. Show being reported Com
mittee was appointed to draft resolutions
expressive of regard for the deceased.
The Committee met and adopted the fol-
lowing preamble and resolutions:
WHEREAs, 1t has been the order of AL
mighty God in his all-wise providence to
remove from. our midst Bro. CHARLES A.
SHOW, an esteemed member of our noble
Order. Therefore be it resolved:
Ist. That in the demise Of our Brother
Hais Lodge has lost one Of the just and
most sincere advocates of our cause in this
community.
2hd. That we tender the bereaved fam
lily our heartfelt sympathy in this sad az
Fiction and pray that their sorrow may
be relieved by implicit confidence in an
All-wise and Merciful God.
3rd. That the Hall be draped In mourn
ing and the members wear the usual
badge of mourning for twenty days.
4th. That said resolutions be published
In the Shepherdstown Registsr and copy
be presented to the bereayed family.
9Th. That said resolutions bespread up
on the minutes of said Lodge.
JOHN W. MACAHA,
JAS. w. KERNEY,
u. l.. HOUT,
Committee.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-10-22

ENrLER HorEL-MAJoR HENRY HAGAN
PRoPRlEToR.

ENrLER HorEL-MAJoR HENRY HAGAN
PRoPRlEToR.
Cha.. Z. Thomas, Edward Petit,
Norristowp, Pa; |. }. Toms, John III.
Toms, Middletown; Miss Jennie IL.
Knott, J. NJ. Hessey, County; Frank
Gold, Berkeley County; VIM Morgan,
Dasville, H.; J. s. Keller, Romney;
George +. Hartman. VIM. Smith, Phil
adeiphia; L. L. Grossnickle, Boonsboro;
w. 7. Daugherty, S. V. T. T.; j. n.
Cory, Springfield, Ohio; G. Washing
ton, Va; Charles Spong, Sharpsburg;
II. ". Blunt, Washington; Z. J. War
ing, Wife aud child, Pittsburg, Pa; NJ.
Newton Fox.
VALLEY HoUsE-B. F. GRAVES, PRo-
PRIEToR.
Persons stopping at this House can
have access to the Livery Stable st
reduced rates.
c. =. Frick, New York; John Brock,
Shenandoah Co, Va; John l.. Clarke,
John Rockenbsugh, Baltimore; Arson
A Gard, Springfield; L. W. Boynton,
Albany; George w. Bowers, J. Z.
Stump, Berkeley County; J. r. Smith,
o. w. Reagan, Chas. w. Scbold, Ha-
gerstown; R...V. Mo!er. Dufields; W..
J. Feiser, Charlestowu; David COLEMAN,
VIM. Marker, Chas. G. Biggs, Sbarps-
burg; Peter Sahm, x. +. johnson, Fred
erick; 7. ". Richardson.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-10-22

s@ ACCIDENT AT THE AsYLUM-A
sad accident occurred at the asylam at
Weston on Friday night last, Apatient
named Blaiue Starry, heretofore con-
sidered harmless, who had been con-
fined in an apartment which vas divided
into several rooms, the partitions OF
which do not extend to the ceiling,
scaled the partition in the night ard
dropped into room occupied by two
old men. He became very violent and
choked one Of tho men John Rose OF
Mason county to death. He nearly beat
the other occupant man named DSnal
to death. The cries of the patients
brought the attendants 70 thescene who
had some difficulty in capturing the
maniac; in fact bis life would have been
irnperiled had he not called assistance.
The abstreperous individual vas finally
put into a strong room. lie was never
known to become violent but once be-
fore, and the accident was entirely una
yoidable.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-10-22
MAGNIFICENT STOCK
ID u Y G. q Cd s,
NOTIONS,
Millinery,Fan Goods

7 HAVE just received from tho Eastern
/ cities well assorted stock OF Foreign
and Domestic Dry Goods, Notions, MILL
nery and Fancy Goods, and 10 which
would respectfully invite the attention Of
purchasers. In style and quality OF goods'
my stock IL unsurpassed by any IN tho
county and at prices that defy compeu'
ton.
In Dress Goods-I have all the leading
novelties In plain and fancy styles.
make spccialities In Black Silks and Cash
meres.
In Domestic Goods-A complete stock
OF all the best makes.
In Millinery Goods-All the Novelties
In Hats, Bonnets, &c. New goods re-
ccived every few days during the season:
Special orders filed promptly; Hats and
BOnnets trimmed In the latest styles snd
satisfaction guaranteed.
Notions and Fancy Goods--Corsets, Kid
Gloves, Thread Gloves, Parasols, Neck
wear, Jewelry, &C., &c.
Remember we consider itno uoubls
show goods.
Our Motto-First class goods, goods
represented and short profits.
Thankful for the liberal share OF paron'
age extended TO me In the past ] solicit
continuance Of the same, which hope
merit by cheap goods, attention TO plsinos
and desise to please.
Very respectfully, -
JOHN Y. WELSHASs.
Oct. "a, 1881. "
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-10-22

ssS- AT regular monthly meeting of
the Board of Directors Of the Baltimore
81 Ohio Railroad Company, held at
Camden Station on Wednesday last, the
Committee on Finance submitted their
report for the fiscal half year ending
Sept 80, 1881, and upon their recon-
incubation a semi.annusl cash dividend
OF 5 per cent. was declared on the stock
of tho main stein and The Washington
branch. A very satisfactory exhibit
was made Of the business for the month
OF September. Upwards of 81 100000
will accrue to the surplus fund, after
the dividends declared are paid. This
fund, on the 30th OF September, aggre-
gated S40,56I, 642.S.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-10-22

E- The ''Bible Society of CharsestoVn
and vicinity" auxiliary to the American
Bible Society, held its annual meeting at
the Presbyterian Church, in Chariestown,
on Sunday, October 9th, 1881, at z p. NJ.
n. S. White, President, in the chair. De-
yotional exercises we're conducted by the
Rev. A. c. Hopkins, after which the re-
port Of the Treasurer was presented and
read, which showed good years work
for the Depository. Addresses were de-
livered by Col. VIM. p. Craighill, U. >.
A., Rev. Edward Lane, Missionary to
Brazil; Vim. l.. Wilson, Rev. DR.. W. H.
Meade, and Rev. Walter r. bong, Dis
trict Secretary American Bible Society
for West Virginia. A collection was then
taken up amounting to $4S.ls. The fol-
lowing officers were then elected for the
ensuing year: President n. S. White,
Vice President r. Shugart, Secretary W..
L. Wilson, Treasurer David Howell, Elk
ecutive Committee: Rev. r. B. Shepherd,
Cleon Moore, John A. McCreight, Isaac
D, Benner and Rev. p. ii. Whisner.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-10-22

Observation-Disclosures MAX
ing its ravages in the neighborhood of
Kearncysville and several deaths have oc-
Cured.
A spark from the engine running tile
clover hullcr of Mcssrs. Blackford Bros. +,
while threshing for Mr.. Widryer near
Kearneysville, set fire to several ricks OF
hay belonging to that gentleman, which
were entirely consumed. Loss about $780,
A successful revival has been in pro-
gress in the NJ. L. Church, Rev. Living
ston of Lcctown, for several weeks past.
DR.. G. Z. Morrison, graduate Of Shep-
herd College, has located at Darkesville,
Berkeley county and is receiving n large
and constantly growing practice.
Kearneysville Grange met lak Saturday
afternoon. The attendance was good and
much interest was manifested. The next
meeting Will be Saturday Goth, at o'clock
D. III. Subject for discussion-"The bcne--
fits and modus operandi of cooperation.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-10-22

- BERKELEY CIRCUIT CoURT.-The
October term Of the Berkeley County Cir
cult Court convened on Tuesday Of last
week, Judge Faulkner presiding, and
continues in session.
4 number OF cases were postponed un-
til next term. Mag" Burke, alias Alb.
Burke, indicted for Keeping house of i'll
fame, was found guilty; fined 500, and
remanded to Jail for period of GO days.
James Maddox was tried on charge Of
carrying concealed weapons, and assault
and battery; found guilty, fined $50, and
committed to Jail for period not to eS-
coed 90 days, or until fine be paid.
Charles Reilly, indicted for house-break-
ing with intent to commit larceny, was
tried by jury found guilty and sentenced
to the Penitentiary for period OF two
years.
Michael Butt, on charge Of lewd con-
duct, was acquitted.
Geo. Myers acknowledged 10 the charge
Of adultery, and was fined $50 and costs.
James Earkins, charged with selling
spirituous liquors on Sunday, contrary to
law, . cases. confessed judgment on first
case, and was fined $40 and costs; second
case continued.
Charles Prather, unlawfully retailing
spirituous liquors q cases)-having no Ii
cense-was fined $40 for first and So for
second offeuce, with costs.
John Vogle, aliss "DiXie," charged
with assaulting an officer with danger
Gus weapon, while in discharge of bis
duties, was fined $40 dollars and commit
ted to Jail for GO bays.
The jury in the case of A. J. Parrish,
charged with felony, returned him not
guilty of maliciously but guilty of unlaw-
fully stabbing, cutting and wounding
Frank Robinson. He was fined $25 and
costs, and committed to Jail for 10 days.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-10-22

t| Handsome PREsENr.-It was our
good pleasure to be present at an en-
tertainment and presentation of hand
some silycr-mounted Lantern donated
to Mr.. John McAllister, Mister Mechan-
ic Of the Shenandoah Valley Railroad,
at the Restaurant of Mr. John W. Os-
borne, on Wednesday night last. The
handsome token otfriendshp and esteem
was presented to Mr.. McAllister by the
hands under his supervision at the ma
chine shops at this place. The presen.
tation was made by Mr.. Pendegras on
the part of the assembly present in
few well-timed and appropriate remarks,
and was received by Mr. McAllister in
neat aud handsome little speech. Mr..
James D. Fayma1 presided at the en-
tertainment .and bore his honors well.
The oysters were well served by Mr..
Osborne, and all Who partook did them
Justice. The Lat:ern is certainly
handsome one, of AperS finish, silver
mounted, and of thu latest style, and We
feel assured that th recipient will cher
ish it as one OF the most useful dona-
tions which could h ieudered him by
the gentlemen under his supervision,
and for which he will ever hold them
in kindly remembrance, and which high
compliment be richly deserves, and
which he will ever honor as lamp TO
bis pathway through life. In addition
tothe handsome gift presented, the even.
ing's entertainment passed OF exceed
ingly pleasant and agreeable to ali pres
ent and the anecdotes related by Massrs.
Pendegras and Nsill Kept the party in
an exceedingly laughabls humor. Short
speeches were also INDUCED in by ssv-
eral Of the party, which filled up the
time very pleasantly.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-10-22

EXPLOSION OF A STILL.-The Mar
tiusburg correspondent of the Balti'
more Sun says that on Friday OF last
week leak was discovered in one OF
the copper stills in the Haunis Distil-
lery. The fires were Immediately
drawn, and the hands, aided by light
ed torch, set about making an examina-
ton. When the gooss-neck connecting
the covey pipe with the still was partly
removed the alcoholic vapor rushed out
and coming in contact with the torch,
ignited, causing it to explode. Mr..
Alex. Cross, employed as oopPersmith.
formerly in the service of the Baltimore
and Ohio Railroad, was blown against
the wall, ard had bis face and hands
severely burned, Dir. M. ]. G. Court
ney, an employee, was thrown from the
still and in falling came in contact
with the chine of barrel aud received
painful and serious injuries below the
abdomen. The building was not dam
aged.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-10-22
sS5- ANOTHER RAILROAD ~ HMBRYo.


"A company, with proposed capita!
of two millions, has been Incorporated,
under the general law of West Virgin
ia, for the construction Of a railroad
from Charlestown, w. Va, TO BREEDER
lex, Maryland, VIA Harper's Forty. The
insorporators are Dsul 3. Lucas, Thos.
G. Green, ST., Thos. G. Green, Jr., Ev.
erett W. Bedingcr and G. w. Green.
The object would seem to be to form a
connecting link from the two valley
roads at Charesto1n, or practically the
Shenandoah Valley Railroad and the
Pennsylvania Line Railroad which is
now running and crossing the Western
Maryland Railroad, into Pennsylvania
by Hanover to Philadelphia. This
would simply be giving an additional
road 10 Baltimore and Philadelphia for
the one now existing through Hagers-
town.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1881-10-22

tE A WILD EDrroR.-Under the cap
ton of "First Edition." Geo. S. Krouse,
editor of the Culpeper Times, "goes of
wild'' and makes big fool of himself,
upon the advent of the first baby in his
household. 1t is astonishing how crazy
some people get when n nero baby ur-
riyes at their house. What nonsense! 1t
is really perple1ine to rs to hear Of a
brother editor growing "wild" upon such
an occasion. But hear what he saysF
"Arrived. at the home of the editor OF
the Times, Sunday morning, October I'd,
in this the year of our Yorktown Centen-
NAL, 1881, LITTLE TYPO, weighing about
seven pounds. Reference, Or. Robt. ..
Lewis.
eve feel good all the time now and we
don't care three straws who knows 1t. We
have "the paper out'' for this week-we
are going to take the balance of the day
"off," and have general thanksgiving to
ourself. We don't care for expense. III
we had the money we'd give all the print
ers in Virginia million dollars apiece.
We'd buy steam power presses for all our
contemporaries, and we'd build factories in
Culpepper. We'd own railroads and
steamboats,, fast horses and bicyc les, banks
and legislatures. We'd buy new uniforms
for the minute men, send them to York
town and pay them yearly salary be-
sides. That's just the way we feel. Mon
ey is no object now, and we don't care
cent for costs. Hurrah for our bran-new
boy! Brother editors, the blue eyed, rosy
checked little typo salutes you. We chai-
lenge every blamed last one Of you to
show finer baby. You can't do it. We
advise all young men to get married, set.
4 tie down and be happy..I