The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-01-25
EXCHANGE sc1NrIl1ATIoNs.


It was yassar girl, Just graduated,
who Inquired: as the crack of u rifle
the place where thsy put the powder
m2--[E.Scfauge.
When an Apachs chief dies, his
vile cuts her lmir oft. When a white
man chief OF a family dies, his wife
generally pits more hair on Dittoe.
A man named December shot his
lsttle grandson Saturday near Cald-
well, Ohio. A man with such name
must Of necessity do cold.bioodes
r things breckenridge News.
= tramp printer, cat Of job, went
to work Oh farm. lie came in one
day and asked the farmer if the old
hen should be yet solid IL
Madisonvihe Times.
Governor Porter, Of Indiana, de-
livered his message on the 10Th. A
man who can get married and write
message all in one week would make a
hghtning express messeDger.-f State
Jo1rnas.
A CINCINNATI girl backed ont of
marriage engagement with a Mr.
Garlich because Of his offensive breath.
bhe is TO fastidious. She had no right
TO expect that the breath of man
with such a name would smell like
altar OF Notwithstanding News.
The Henderson Reporter says that
the old woman's theory isn't worth
cent. After several decades of toll
some trouble our senior is willing to
80 you one better, and say that the
Young woman's theory isn't worth
cent either [Owensboro Nj. q E.
If ever being Mormon was allow
able, now's the time, when the sheets
have the feel Of the zinc lining in the
lce-bex and a man is required to thaw
half their territory before he can get
to sleep Glasgow Times. |
Gov. Roberts, Of Texas, has granted |
Hubby, the murderer, a respite till |
February 4. Alter that date married |
women will have the satisfaction of
knowing that one Hubby, at least,
wont be addicted to the habit Of COM
ing home at 2 O'Clock in the morning.
= Louisville Post.
"A young man, upon the conclusion
81 an engagement contract the other
night, took his first kiss at the front
door OH parting with his calico angel
a man who saw him perform, after the
novel inspiration. says he oavorted
like COW with her head fastened in |
MISUNDERSTANDING Times.
Hon. Henry Wat;erson--Re Respect
ed Sir: fon are charged by the Chat
tanooga Times with having been the
original founder of the McMinnville
New Era. Have you any reasons to
offer why death sentence should not
at once be passed upon you'll
GAINESVILLE Tobacco Leaf.
VIII tho Masonic editor please in
form us why it is that when no women
are admitted, and the Masonic bodies
are composed entirely Of ''niale breth-
rem" that they always speak of other
lodges as "sistcr lodges?' We do
not wish to introduce forbidden topics, |
but only want to know, you know.
i Nashville Times.
An exchange says Adam was an
Ohio man. If he had been he would
have gone into office as commissary-
general to the serpent, swindle the
woman ont OF the apple, and then on
ly the male of the species would have
had to woar good clothes and work
for living,- Nashville Times.
A lightning-rod peddlcr entered a
Vine street mansion the other day and
complacently wiped his feet on the
door-mat, IN which was woven the
word. Welcome" Alter having
been fired ont the back door and over
the back fence FOR an unnecessary dis
play of check. he pronounced that
deor-mst delusion and snare
Nashville Times,
We see from one our exchanges
that Sara Bernhardt, the present sub
ject Of half the newspaper paragraphs,
is to visit Louisville, KY, February
81 and %. We have a faint recollec-
ton that the 22nd is somebody's
Washday-oh. yes Birthington's
Washday. Guess Sara will take all
the shine off of that little proceeding
in Louisville. By the way, for the
benefit OF those persons that are not
acquainted with Sarah, we would
state that she's an actress. If any
body that reads this happens to be in
Louisville about the date named, we
would advise them to give quarter
guess it takes quarter--to see her
"play, = Columbus Times.