The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-06-05
CHIPS.
Whit-Sunday.

Venus and Saturn will be in con.
junction tonight.
Willie Edouin's "Sparks" combina-
ton appear tomorrow night.
The indications favor a storm
May the favor come suddenly.
The maximum thermometer on
Saturday was $50; minimum, $40.
Bullion shipments reported on
Saturday, amounted in value to
$4,352.s1.
Shine out, bald head! Lay on,
sorrel top! and id be he who first
cries stop.
The students of the University
spent yesterday delightfully."- at Cal
der'S Farm.
The Supreme Court meets to-
morrow; the regular semi-annual
session commencing.
The choir OF the Mckenzie Re
form Club will meet in their hall
to-day at $50 o clock for rehearsal.
Kate Claxton's agent reached
town last night, and the event was
duly celebrated by the burning of
hotel.
The keg of Salt Lake Brewery
beer sent up by Tufts s. Nystrom
on Saturday was prime and did good
service.
What are the worst results of a
civil WARP" cried an orator. "Wid-
ows," shouted Jones, who had mar
ried one.
One individual was arrested on
but released upon promising to
abate it.
Saturday was the last day allowed
for taking testimony in the con-
tested election case of Cannon
against Campbell.
lions Musical Society meets at
the Council House on Monday even
ing at 7.30. Several new choruses
nave Ue6u received.
If you want a little nice recreation
and enjoyment, visit the race track |
morning at Z o'clock and see
The horses exercise.
RecOllect the meeting of the dill
'ectors of the Driving Park Associ- |
alton, tomorrow night at 7.30 o'clock, |
1t the Walker House.
James L. Whytock, a native of
Scotland, and William Higgins. a |
native of England, were admitted to |
citizenship on Saturday.
There was not a very large |
audience at the Theatre either on
saturday afternoon or evening,
when Gus. Williams closed his en-
yagement.
There will be a special meeting of
Fidelity Social:Temple thisISunday) |
afternoon, at 2 O'Clock, sharp. Bust
less of Importance to be transacted.
BY order of the S. 2. T. Mrs. A. A.
leonard, S. r.
Things are not exactly right. A
careful political economist closely |
calculates that women in this coun-
ry might annually save $I4,5OO,OOO
n ribbons, which the men might |
spend in cigars.
A lady who had quarreIed with
Ter bald-headed lover said, in dis
him: "What is delightful
bout you, my friend, is that l have
lot the trouble of sending you back
md locks Of hair"
The members of Utah Lodge No.
!, Temple of Honor and Temper
nee, are earnestly requested to meet
It their hall to-day at 2 o'clock,
harp, for the transaction of bust
less. By order of DR.. f. Gardiner,
v. G. T.
A close guess.-ClaSS in history
Teacher: "Who was the hero of
}owpens ?" An awful silence fol-
ows, which is at last broken by the
title snub-nOsed boy in the back
oW, who cries in a piping voice,
Sitting Bull"
A daisy runaway evented on Sat-
lrday, about $50 o'clock, which |
'olted along to the watering trough
lear the City Hall, and succeeded
n coming to a standstiIl by jumping
stride the trough and breaking the |
ongue OF another mans wagon.
John Booth, ESQ.,, Jury commits
Toner for the First District, was in
his city on Saturday, having re-
urned from Ogden where he had |
ust settled up the criminal Jury ac-
cunts for the May term, of the Og-
EN- branch. The term was very
ight.
Pop" queried a youngster of his
ather, as they were walking hand
n hand to church one Sabbath
corning, 'dOes our minister keep a
andy store?" "Why, whatever put
hat into your head" said the
ather, smiling at the absurdity of
he question. "Well, 1 heard Dea-
on Parker say that he didn't like
he parSOn because he gave the Lord
90 much taffy."
At the dance, the other evening.
e was introduced to a very becom-