The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-06-03

tRAOETIR.

She read all she books Of seisass.
Her nngsrs were covered with inkj
she booted at marriage alliance.
sac talked Of the uassIag link.
She quoted savans and preachers
| OF CRATER or less renown-
Fi2tonie IN silher features.
She got . mash on = elown.
IT. don't take q very fast horse to
catch the ~epizootic-
The woman who pretends to laugh at
love is like the child who sings At night
when 1t is afraid
II is a curious provision of nature by
which the trees are made to bare
during the cold weather. Esua.is
A bachelor, according to the latest
definition. is a maniwbo has lost the
opportunity Of making . woman miser-
able ll4ta AO4Lll so KAHEf
Jones thinks . ma is fortunate who
has his will contested after death only.
He says his will has been contested ever
since he welded MIs- is GES ,4Ni
frhe worst case of favoritism on rec
ord is hat of o. youth whose mother
put . larger mustard plaster on his
younger brother than she did On him..
M iu>kAnCC Vi QIitS5 10 given
In the Princetonian: Student. after
class-..Did YOU marx me absent. doc.
torP" Il did sir; and WHATS your
brilliant and impulsive people,"
said . LECTURER on piiysiognomy. shave
black eyes. or il they don't have en-.
thsy.r apt 70 get'ems Y they're too
o~oss avaa -.n -ho s.id he xy..
going 70 ..yote IS he shot. = had his bal.
lot carefully put among the "scatter.
ing by the judicious inspector. Dos
ton Commercial Bulletin
The woman who trins her own bon.
net q always be picked cut Of Acrowd
by other women; now II men only had
this peculiar gift Of selection.-Ner
Hasea aieg1tes. ON
Wonder what baby would think Il
worth his while to go through the wear
and tear Of growing up. 4 he knew
man nan Or : drug = sisiti wake
Ftrnkyrr sxeleined the
mother at the summer boarding house
a snever knew you to s1E1gs seeapa
piece. Of pic Al hQmesr knew=ip
wasn't no use" replied Franky. quietly.
as he Proceeded wfrhFhis Pie eating.
"You smoke too much. my dear fel-
ioS nRRosisiss.y. ssSp sdSi Y Ssl
YOU, nor 'But you tdoSnrsou smoke
an ounce . day, atieastsp ai<But. then.
look at the small pipe I smoke it in"
h An editor in Georgia says: '4Gold Is
fonhd i'm t~hirty-six counties In this
State silver in three. copper in thir-
teen. iron In forty-three. diamonds in
twenty7sixsan and whisky in Al Of them;
and The last gsss away With iall the
The t~ruthfulness Of . sign over =
Santa Fs saloon Is 70 be aadmired. 40
old-faahioned perforated tin lantern
hangs upon . rude bracket. and In the
night throws . dim and ftful light upon
. strip Of white muslin on which Is in
scribed in large letters, Nose paint"
DO you expect 70 be rewarded here
altar for the good deeds dons in this
lfsf' asked sGalyestozS Sunday School
teacher. 81 don't expect nudu Ihysslk.
but ths old man was banking On The
Galveston postofics ifHancock had not
fooled him. responded the boy, whose
father dAbbles In politica914#
Sharp child-"And 20 you are very
poor, marmf" Aged pxrtyA"Ahf I'd
be- glad Of . copper from anybody"
Sharp child-"Tvs got . bad shilling;
VIII You have itf" AgedaParty+"A
bad shilling amt no use..' Sharp child
oh, ain,t it, That shows you. don't
go to church and lever puts money ID
the plates'-Fxns-
MissAnthony u esbonrS lecturing o
this subject: .WomanF wants mo-