Daily Republican., 1881-04-13
BREVITLES.

Sun rises at 5.2+. +........,.Sun sets ass.
House furnishing articles at 99ct store
Try Kings Good Samaritan Cough Syrul
Parker, cupping and leeching, lO3 Z. I'd 81
For good pair ofcrystal spectacles call o.
Prof. Charles ltalie, private residence y
Market street.
I IfiSnoranCe is bliss it is not folly to be wise
If wisdom leads IN the right direction you viii
call at 81 East Sixth st. for good cheap -four
Go to Armstrong;, Front and Madison st
for good and fresh garden and flower seeds
| Alss -four and feed
Gold and silver watches. silver table and
| tea spoons. Also IA fine assortment Of gOC
Spectacles and nose glasses No. Is f. Fourth
street
Conscience is a sleeping giant; we may lul
him into longer or shorter sIumher. but his
starts are trghtful, and terrible is the hOul
| when he aWakcS
Massey. No, 404 King street. the popular
and unexcelled lewcler, has as line assortment
| Of watches clocks and jewelry on hand as is
kept in the city. Give him call.
| A certain junior has at last discovered one
| advantage in the faculty. He Saws that they
write to his parents 50 often that it saves hi N
the trouble.
did it tire you much to listen to the talk of
that lecturer last evening"" asked lady Of
her husband Yes. it ircd me a good deal -
WIS the snappish reply.
A Snowman has learned pig that hs is
trying to teach to sing, but the young swine
won't learn. 1t Is thought that he fears
would bring him to the (p)saltcry.
What is the difference between breaking a
window and breaking an arm? In the trst
case You go through the pane; in the second
the pain goes through you.
TIN WARE, WOODEN WARE, JAPAN WARE
OIL CLOTHS CUTLERY, &C., OFFERED AT THE
LOWEST PRICES. H. +. PICKLES., h 9 RAsr
iTH STREET.
Ifyou want fine looking glasses and picture
frames made to order, 90 to Harry Yerger,
405 Shipley street. Fine gold frames made to
order and satisfaction guaranteed.
spell love- said young man to his girl
one night last week. "Y-O-u," She timidly es-
saved. The courtship had been a protracted |
one, but they are married now.
1t Ia said that there is one COW for every four |
persons in this country. and if the wells and |
springs were to fail, some of us would be put
On short allowance of milk and cream.
A kiss without mustache is like an egg
without salt, ,-[SpaniSh Proverb. Always re-
member that, girls, and never kiss without
the m0ustache; always kiss within it,
"Somehow," said philosopher, "things are
kept at an equilibrium. For ex
ample: the more prices 90 up, the more every
body has to come down for everything.
rilghman banner, house and sign painter,
md grainer, No. $40 Market street, Is ready
% do all kinds of painting on short notice and
Vt reasonable prices. Also contracting for new
work.
When a woman has n bird on her hat-and
What woman hasn't?-and she leaves it on the :
able and tho cat sees the article, it's hard to
ell whether the cat or the woman will feel I
he worse about it,
The worst conundrum Of the season up to
his time; Why may u man who is run over
" a railway train be said to enjoy silent
observation-disclosures he experiences mutila- {
ion (mute elation.)
County parson to bcreaved widow of doctor
n Yorkshire II cannot tell how panied was
D hear that your husband hal gone to
eaven. We were bosom friends, but now we
hall never meet again.
"Annie," said mother to little six wear
Id. ''if were Il little girl like yon l wonld ,
iCk up all those chips" "Wcll, mamma" :" .
,turned her little daughter "ant you glad y =
Ou are not II little girl?"
"What arc you holding your hands over the '
re in that way fOr?-.rhe weather isn't cold?'
Iid father to his little son; who answered: 7
amt trying to heat the weather, pa: I'm
arming my hands" a
GALL AND SEE THE VICTOR COOK, HAPPY
JoK, HARVEST HOME, OTHELLo, APOLLO,
rUART, RECORD AND RELIANCE RANGRs, ALSO 4
'vERAL NEW PATTERNS OF STOVES, DIFFERED
THE LOWEST PRICES, AT H. +. PICKEL6,
os., & Q EAST 4TH STREET.