The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1881-10-21

Scripture of Topers The wages Of gin Is
death.-V PANTY Fair Relic.

W., Io.h,. oo,u.,aad tho ann IN |
..,,5 s.;,, o %a ;a,andad 80 male I, ali dsv
u,;,i, ,ha G;deon;tes
.,,,a h.,,r ,.rsd wh,, w.ra the three |
a, a .a s,na,u o's ~ s,a Iars r.,I;aS Wpre.sfast
"'''e' "iN 'Nff II
The Chinese do not believe that this world |
Is like Dali. Wheh man comes intg this
oVttngs. -..-.. ..
A sentimental young man, when asked by
a party of young ladies the other evening to
sung, "aroleu , ioi.h , ,a. que mo !, e"H VI
"''e' 'N' "'s"' "'e' ''''' w
1t cost the Government more to find out
who bit off Whittaker's ears than 1t did to
fit out the last Arctic expedition, and now 1t
ooesn no"'-D"''"S'o" hi"'0"ey''
A poor young man remarks that the only
advice he gets from capitalists is !" to live
within his income" whereas the difficulty he
experiences Is to live without an income.
aJ,,s on, Won ora vi,,ar ord summern
said the snappish wife to her drunken nus,
band. And It's scold you are, summer ana
winter" he replied with malicious grin.
Natural Ra,;o;op. p.-R;sbon (renrovino de-
linouent papel: "Wretched bowl Who is it
that sees ali we do and before whom even /
am but a crushed worm" Page: The
missus, my lord"
Rrakeman-" The train Ia now about TO
enter the State of Missouri. Gentlemen
who have not provided themselves with car
bipes will pass forward to the locomotive and
'ia"I ,n.o INC 'enu'i
"What KIND OF marx Is tnat salo Ma
grady TO his friend Ialthrope, pointing 10 a
scar on ms iaee. IT'S question marx,
replied the other; "got II ior asking man
II II was warm enough 1or MIN
A New Brunswick IN. J.A four-year-old.
on seeing the cook take the baked potatoes
from the oven, was astonlshou at one WHICH
had burst Its skin. ~, Annie" ne ex-
clalmed' "theres one all unouttoneo
The Rev. Mr.. Piper was once called upon
tn marry n man 10 his fourtb wife. As he
approached the couple he said "Please to
rise." The man wiggled about his chair
moment ana hnaiiy spoke we've usually
sot"
~, ..,..s
i.,ay nsse YOU any mans y, supp o., 90 w.
Tue Jug, any uaue Vi n,. business ~ "a
yout nonoi' W tVio" sI' :, .ssans. mU hnt
tne dn na LAMP r.r o.tch ~ !, ~, ra,nrrsd b;s
honor.
,, ,,,
Last summer sue was ea',ils eieen . sotn W
snaMihs ~ Iro ;,a mn n'i 0,, doar y
eh.ahsieu win .otn 'nIh ~, aa, w.,
saiu sue iIhpasiehais, WISH SUI "noa tney 80
.ne , .orm hs,o ;, 'ne' "'u'' pun '"' viz '''''
ihs 'hfe"'''
"Vell, my mercy gootness me !" exciaim-
ed Count Won Fiddlestickskl, as ne gazed Tor
the first time at Niagara Fails. haf never
in der whole course init my experience seen
der waterfall liker dot. NIL NIT miilseit all
full up init oxcidement. we're ISM aer par
roomT'
An old man. with a head as destitute of
hair as watermelon, entered an Austin ave-
nue. drug store ana told the CLERK ne wanted a
bottle OF hair restorer. "What kind oi hair
| restorer do you prefer =" ~ reckon Ill take
| bottle Of red hair restorer. That was the
color of my hair when was boy"
The teacher had grown eloquent In pictur.
| inc 70 his little pupils the beauties of heaven
and he finally asked ; ~" wnat kInd on iiG!ie
uJyS E Vi nh,o,s sorr;shsd bis t;st ssValI
Will nisN,ns uoo. aasa IN taaaSa. naad
you may -, ansm ,',. nu "h,,aS sho =, ~ 80,
orII oSI,. ,unns .no .''''' ''''" ' 0'
vi lis lungs
Since the seven or eight telegraph compa-
nies, and the two or three telephone compa
nies have accomplished their labor of thrust
| ing the firm earth full of poles, the astrono
% ,ne,s ., hhar o.ha. ,ha eIohe oa which we live i
i,"s norcnnina Or olohniar toothnicl
ua,ain.
ho''e''
In making a mining report, Dave Day
editor of the Solid Mutdoon, Ouray, Colo
RADIO, speaks about mine down In MS coun
try which Is worked in three places--on th'
vein and in the District and United States
Courts. The two latter workings, he says
have developed nothing but pyrites OF per
'"''
A peddlar was offering clock, finely var
nished and colored, with looking-glass II
the front, TO certain lady not remarkable
for her personal beauty. why, IL Is beau
tiful," said the vendor. "Beautiful, indeed
look at It almost frightens me-" SAID TN
lady. "Then, maru, rephed Jonathan
81 guess you'd better lake one that amt go
no looking-glass." .r...... .at ... .-s
| A voupu Biddeford man proposed for tn
hand Of beautiful girls lately. As she hes
itated about replying, he said: awai
your answer with Dated breath" Ihe CIR
who Is good deal OF humorist, said
"Well, Mr.. Man, you will have TO bait you
breath with something besides high wine
and Limburger cheese to catch your humol
servant. Good morning."
WI. c,av.Io,d renorted d;scovercd IN
b.ng;nc hodv of ! snic;de. the sitnation wa
smrronedad ibnslv. aAn owl boo,ed lone
son,aiv. an old clock On the sbelf tics,d " itl
,errnr: a doc bowled. IL was midni,hI: on,
s;da he WIND sighed. a cat croucbad m m
i cold hearth in fear. and a sound like IN
laugh If = maniac came from the aarret.
That was ali There wasn,t even a sign q
hittars