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Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

fom the Cleveland Leader.
Mr. Orlando Weatherbee, says an ex-
change of ours, proprietor The Spencer
Pharmacy" Spencer, Mass, reports: My
customers speak very highly of the Great
German Remedy. st. Jacobs OIL, it having
always given excellent satisfaction. One OF
them, MIR. Henry Belcher, has been greatly
benefited by its use in case of severe rheu-
matism, and he refers to it in terms Of
highest praise.
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

MNisn0d Wnuan

Why are you 80 out of sorts, never able TO tel
folks th st you are we'll? len to one it's al
caused q the first place by habitual constipa-
ton, wi 6ch no doubt finally caused deranged
kidneys anG liver. The sure cure for constipa-
ton is he celebrated Kidney Wort 1t is also
q spec ffe remedy fer eli kidney and lvel
disease E. Thousands are cured by it every
month Try it at once-Toledo Blade
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

PERRY DAVIS PAIN KILLER is an excellent
regulator of the stomach and bowels, and should
always be kept on hand, especially at this sea
con of the year, when 50 many suffer from
bowel complaints. There is nothing SO quick
to relieve attacks of Cholera
Sold at only % cents bottle, by druggists
generally
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28
More Big Trees OH Exhibition.

Sun.
A new and far greater forest of mann
moth trees than heretofore known is now
open to tourists. The small grove Of trees
known to tourists is on the Yosemite route.
The mammoth grove lies eighty miles north
of it by the highway, but as the crow flies
perhaps fifty. Here are ninety three giants
of the forest, to which may now be added
the South Park Grove, containing 1880
larger trees, just made accessible by six
mile bridle-path from the hotel. Many
trees older than Christianity and one
hundred feet in circuit are in this grave.
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Thousands of persons who are bald TO-DAY
might have full heads of hair if they would on
~ use Carboline, a deoderizsl extract of petro-
ieum, which is the only preparation ever dis
covered that will really do fbis
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

There is but very small proportion of the
some of the diseases for which Kidney Wort is
specific. When the bowels have become cos
tive, headache torments, kidneys out of fix, OF
piles distress, tax a package and its wonderful
tonic and renovating power will cure you and
give new life -Watchman.
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28
A Gard.

GLEN's FALLS, N. Y, Dec. IA, 1880
REV. Mr.. L. N. ST. ONCE. ...
Dear Sir. Will you please state below
what satisf action st. Jacobs Oil gives you
which you. got of US some time ago. and
oblige LEGGET& BUSH
Very Elective.
TN ct ONCE
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Medicines poured into the Stomach can on
" excite it and interrupt its natural work.
DR. HOLMAN's PAD gives the Stomach the
needed help without disturbing it. The
remedy is sure. Is not this the better 1rau?
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Pure Cod-Liver Oil made from selected iivers,
on the sea-ehore, by Caswell Hazard & Co.
New York. 1t is absolutely pure and sweet
Patisnts who have once taken it prefer it to all
others. Physicians have decided it superior to
any Of the other oils in the market
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Thousands Of ladies have found sudden relief
from all their woes;by the use of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, the great remedy
for diseases peculiar to females. Send to Mrs
Lydia Pinkham, 233 Western Ave, Lynn,
Mass, for pamphlets.
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Proctor Knott, the Kentucky congress-
man, who called Duluth "the zenith city of
the uns tfed SEAS" has been delivering
tempera nee lectures lately.
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Boston Post: ut disgusts o man fear
fully after he has owned q mule ten years
to find that the animal really enjoys listen
ing to profanity"
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Best Watches at Lowest Prices
Write for illustrated catalogue to Standard
American Watch CO. Pittshuro Pa
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Skinny Men.
Wells Health Remover. Absolute cure for
nervous debility and weakness of generative
functions. ST at druggists, Noyes Bros & Cut
Ter, st. Paul, MINI.
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Don't Pour Alcohol on the Fire.
And don't take anything that has alcohol in it
to help infiamed kidneys. Warmers Safe Kid
ney and Liver Cure ia purely vegetable, and
acts directly upon the kiineys and liver
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28
L. n. ST. ONCE.

In ne Sioux Falls country wheat is ex-
pech ID to average eighteen bushels to the
acr 4 and some pieces will 60 twenty five.
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

1t is simply marvellous how quickly constipa-
ton, biliousness, sick headsche, fever and ague
and malaria, are cured by SELLERS Liver Pills
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Rough on Rats
The thing desired found at last Ask drug
gists for Rough on Rats. 1t clears out rats
mice, reaches, flies, bed bugs, 15c boxes.
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Mrs Dukes, of Colfax, Indiana, had running
sore on her ankle for two years. 'Ln1sey's
Blood Searche. !" cured it
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Aim! Ready! Fire! But Fast.
Write for catalogue to Great Western Gun
Works. Pittsburg Pa
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28
n CONIRASTED EDIIIUNS Or
6IBLE.REVISION

Containing the old and new versions; ia parallel
columns. The best and cheapest illustrated edition
of the Revised New Testament. Millions of people
are waiting for it. Do not be deceived by the Cheap
John publications of inferior editions. See that the
cory you buy contains 100 fine engravins on steel
and wood. This is the only contrasted edition,
WANTED. Send for circulars and extra terms.
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Suffering WO,nrn

G. nbaIdi has accepted a yearly pension
OF s 5000, offered him by King Humbert
FROM his civil list.
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

The Italian committee charged with the
selection Of design for the proposed nat
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

7of aSasRS ANIL s,..eoirS,.
If you want to buy lk,sSher
Czorer Hnllcrs, Rprse losre,s 9
Esgirss (ei,hcr Portable or 'Trat
tion, 70 use for threshing, sawin
or for general purposesl, buy th
"S,arved Rooster" goods. g"
Besf is the Caeafesf." For Pr
List and Illustrated Pamphie'
(sent free) write to The Aultms
&Taylor Company, Mansfieid1
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

1t Is the result of go yenrs' experience and
experiments in Sewing Machines. 1t coRs5in<s tAs
good points OF oil present ,snd former naEes and IN
not one man Tor oneidea " machine, 90 others
ara It avoids the defects Of others, and pos
Easses and patiEaJie features and coDyeniencea
Is L. large, lcatsnRing, noseless, hundsozlt,
ssHssSt, durable, and sinp!- WARRANTED and
kept In repair free for years. CigtE,aTs with
full description sent free on request ! is surely the
bet trial wiz prove It Don't fa.; 70 see y
MACHINE co Florence, Mass. wEorEsALEp 81
GEO p. PENT. 81 aud s. jackson &c ChicaFo. NJ
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

SAC, GOO have been subscribed towards
Richmond's Lee monument fund.
Morris tribune., 1881-07-28

Tipsie for 20 slugs- only 81, 900, when the
| colonel had always said there wasn't gold
enough on the top of the ground to buy
her-Mud Gulch experienced decided
| sensation.
But when the colonel, after remainingin
the barber shop for half an hour, emerged
with his face clean shaved and his hair
nicely trimmed and parted betting was so
wild thata cool-headed sporting man made
fortune by betting against every theory
that had been advanced.
Then the colonel madea tour of the stores
and fitted himself with new suit of clotehs
carefully eschewing all of the gorgeous pat
terms and pronounced colors SO dear to
the heart of the average miner.
He bought new hat and put on q pair of
boots, pruned his finger nails, and stranger
than all he mildly refused all invitations
| to drink.
AS the colonel stood in the door of the
| principal saloon, where the stage always
stopped, the Challenge hill constable was
seen to approach the colonel and tap him
on the shoulder. upon which all those who
bet that the colonel was lodging somebody
claimed the stake. But those who stood
near the colonel heard the constable say:
Colonel, take it all back. When seed
you go out of Challenge hill it come to me
that you might be in the road agent bust
ness, 80 I followed you--duty, you know
But when seed you sell Tipsie knew
was ON the wrong trail. wouldn't suspect
you now If all the stages in the country was
robbed; and III give you satisfaction in any
way you want it."
TITS all right" said the colonel with a
smile. The constable afterward said that
nobody had any idea of how curiously the
colonel smiled when his beard was off.
Suddenly the stage pulled up to the door
with crash, and the male passengers hur-
ricd into saloon in state of utter indig-
nation and impetuosity. The story OF the
robbery attracted everybody, and during
the exciten emf, the colonel slipped ont quiet
~ and opened the door of the stage. The
old lady started and cried.
"George!"
And the colonel jumped in the stage md
putting his arm tenderly around the trem-
bling form Of the old lady, exclaimed;
"Motherl.' g. g
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were hard to understand. some Of ~,
pages We're tearfully dry after t the
brightness histories; sometimes she w ,ne
nall inclined to give up; she would lo "Is
at the twelve books and sigh. Howa Uon
she came to the conclusion to n y.
eleven away entirely out of sicbt d pus
think only of the one page at a tim nnu
then she got along better, and Grandnn,
Bogardus was not little pleased ;n
February when he wrote her mama i; !,
The first book. -a- = ~
SO Clarice examined GRANDPA Re-
gardus' parcel to the end, and found
1T pretty hard work sometimes. hnt
who could guess how much wiser and
brighter she grew by the process. how
much easier she found it to finish tbo
last books than it was to finish the fret.
how much easier it was to understand
the last pages than the first pages and
how much she had really gained not
only in actual Information, but by form
ing good habit, in consequence of her
New Year resolve to use up the odd
minutes. Y. Observer.
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The Peanut Club.

The Peanut Club has lately taken
rooms at the Cumberland, in Fifth Az
enue, and its members now believe that
they have established it upon a firm
basis. Each member is expected to
carry peanut about his person, and
whenever he meets another person to
take 1t out and show it to him. IF the
latter does not forthwith produce his
peanut and show it to his challenger.
he is lined one dollar, which sum is de.
posted in the clubs treasury. When
suthclent amount of money has aeon.
mulated. grand dinner is induced in
Formerly members could carry ordinary
peanuts and most of them carried q
supply OF this nut in each pocket so that
they could produce one whenever chal-
iienged. The result was that for a
long time no banquet could be had
and 1t was found necessary to make a
change In the constitution and bylaws
Each member, according to the amend.
ed rules, was required to carry only one
challenge peanut, aud that of ivory.
with the owners name engraved mon
1t. Then the dollars began to pour into
the treasury. Last summer one of the
members saw about a dozen officers en-
Toying a bath at Manhattan Beach
With fiendish delight he hurried and
hired bathing suit and waded out to
them with his peanut and a dozen dol
lars found their way into the treasury
consequently.--N Z. Times.
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SeaWeed and its Uses.

In tropical climates, the little air.
oladders which support the seawracks
are OF great service; for the masses of
seaweed are several hundred feet lono
ana OF considerable height, having stems
the thickness of a mans thigh, and
branches and dropping stems which
support innumerable forms of animal
life, such as cOrals, crabs. worms of DIFF
ferent kinds, toget her with moses and
weeds OF the sea, and being beside a
place OF deposit for innumerable epps
OF various creatures. In Scotland the
tender parts of the seawracks known as
tangles, are used as food, au4 when
cooked are considered choice diet for
cattle. The stems of a very hard, horny
variety OF the seawracks are used as
knife handles. They are cut in short
pieces and while still moist or Green the
blade is forced in at one end. When
the stem dries it clinos firmly TO tho
knife-hlade. Being gnarled and horny
1t resembles bucks horn, and when
tipped with metal and fully finished
forms neat, inexpensive knife-handle.
The rose-tangles are higher up in the
scale OF vegetable life, and their deli
cate tlnts render them very beautiful.
vi these dulse is an important variety
to the Scotch and Irish, who, beside
using it as food, both in it's raw state
and cooked in milk, find in it a substi-
tute Tor tobacco. Carragreen moss is
another kind of rose-tangle from which
a nourishing jelly is made. The Chi
nese use one variety of rose-tangle as
a yarnlsh for their paper lanterns, and
as a chief ingredient in other CLOSING
preparations; twenty-seven thousand
pounds are brought annually to Canton
ana sold for six to eighteen pice per
pound. Po'
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A Remarkable Mountain Of IS Magnetic
or Electric Rock. 49,

Some time ago the Tribune had occa-
SION to cali attention to the Ada mine
on Snake Greek, in this territory. It
will be remembered that mention was
made OF a strange kind of rock found in
the tunnel OF that mine that emitted n
bright glow. as phosphorus does. when
rubbed or hammered on with hammer
or pick. This was at the time CLASH.
tiedsfor want of a better name. sas Mos.
phuretie roekS The miners in the die
tr1ct called it IS heHs fire rock" and
the tunnel is known in the neighbour
hood as.' Hell's Hole. y 4. N. Baskin.
owner OF the mine, recently forwarded
some samples of this strange rock to the
professors of chemistry at Yale College.
On careful analysis twas found to con-
tam no phosphorus, as at first surmised.
Inc gauge was easily determined; but
the subtle power that gave light to the
rock, bafhed the sages of New Haven.
and the. broad term magnetic or electric
rock was given to it. This is Something
new in mining. Miners sometimes oet
struck by lightning, bat this is the first
welt authenticated Instance on record
where miner has struck lightning.
Again, in this progressive age, when
gas and coal oil begin to take back
seat, this discovery of mountain of
ready-made electricity may become a
source of incalculable value to its own
ers,s Our local telegraph offices need
only run wire from the Ada tunnel tn
their instruments to obtain a permanent
supply of electricity. The trouble and
expense OF replenishing batteries, re-
placing broken jars, ETC., would be en-
tirely dispensed with and g heu's hole''
home made Lightning always on hand
free Of charge. The benefits to be de-
rived by this discovery can well be
imagined, but it is not necessary at this
time to point out all of them, as a more
complete description of the property
and the various uses to which its strange
power can be applied win be given at
some future time, upon the organization |
OF the Hell's Hole Ready-Made Light
ming Company.-SaH Lake CITY Tribune.
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What Willy Saw New Years Eve.

am very little boy, and I want to
tell you what l saw on New Yaaro
Eve. Jack says | was asleep, but
wasn't asleep. He thinks be knows
everything because he is two wears bio.
ger; he says mean older, but | don't
like to be corrected all the time.
l was sitting straight up in bed. and
the door opened and an old man came
IN. He was very small and his heard
was longer than he was, and he had
green slate. And the slate was oil.
covered with pictures, and he showed
them to me, and they were the nict-
ures Of all the naughty things l had
done for ever so long. Oh it was
dreadful! All the faces / had made. and
all the times | had kicked Jack. and
all the Jumps of sugar that had taken
out of the sugar-bowl, And while |
was looking, the little Old man shook
the slate, and on! all the things flew out
at me. The faces came and looked At
me SO horribly, and, the kicks kicked
me, and the pinches pinched me, and
the Jumps of sugar hit me on the nose
very hard and Kitty's doll that broke
came and beat me, with its broken LEG.
And besides, all the naughty things I
said kept saying themselves over in
my ears, and screaming, Il shall'
and q shan'tr and II hate Jackr,
and "Nurse is a green-eyed ogressr'
and everything elses So was fright.
ened. and l cried, but l shan't crv
when | am as big as Jack, but he cried
the other day when papa whipped him.
And so then the old man raped on
the slate, and all the dreadful things
went back. Then he opened the door,
and in came such a pretty little boy.
and he was carrying slate to, but
there was nothing on it at all. The old
man brought him up to my bed, and
said, ''Now, Willie, listen to me! | am
the Old Year, and this is the New Year.
l am going away to night. and you will
never see me again, but the New Year
will stay with you until he is as old as I
am, and he will put down everything
that you do on his slate. l hope he
he will not have such bad account to
give of you as l have. Remember this
night, and good-by."
And then he lifted his slate, and hit
me on the head with it so hard that it
broke all to pieces. 1t hurt me very
much, and when l had stopped rubbing
it, they were gone. And oasn't asleep.
And don't you think it was queer? My
name is WILLY SYLYEsTER.
T. S. Mi mama had to spell it and
punk chew it for me, but am spellin'
thiss for myself.
2. s. i am gong to bee good
-Touths Companion.
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Three hundred and sixty-eight years
ago. the great ocean now known as the
Pacific had never been seen by white
men. 1t was Vasco Nunez de Balboa, a
Spaniard, who saw it for the first time.
He had heard about it from the In
dams when he was on the Isthmus of
Darien, at the eastern side. 1t was
only sixty miles across the Isthmus,
but there was no road, and the way was
beset with dangers. lie made the In
dams friendly by his good treatment Of
them, and they did what they could to
help him. 1t took him twenty-six days
to cross the Isthmus. Then he learned
from his Indian guide that from the
next high hill he could see the ocean.
This was on the goth Of September,
1913.
Balboa and his men toiled up the hill;
and when near the top, he cried out
"Halt!' His men halted, and then he
climbed up the highest peak. What a
glorious sight! There lay the great
Pacific Ocean spread out blue and
smooth before him. Beneath him lay
hill, wood and valley. Moved by thel
sight, Balboa knelt, and thanked God.
He cut down tree and made cross,
which he placed on heap OF stones.
On it he wrote the names OF the King
and Queen of Spain. Then going down to
sthe shorelhe stood on the sand till the
water reached his knees. In one hand
he held his sword, in the other the nag
of CASTLE. He then said, in loud voice
''Long live the high and mighty King
and Queen of CASTLE! In their name
l take these seas and lands, and | am
ready to defend their right against all
who maT1claim them" "s~
Thus Spain laid claim to the country.
The news of what 5Balboa had done
made a great noiseFin Europe 1t was
looked on as discovery only second In
importance to the discovery OF America
by Columbus.-Nursery. "
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Wanted His Choice in Pie.

The death of Horace Morren, a
wealthy and eccentric retired Califor-
ma merchant was telegraphed from
fnllaleilphla yesterday. MIR. Morrill,
boarded at the Windsor House. Oak
land. in the spring of 1877. The pro-
prletor, MIR. Wheeler, describes him az
reserved in manner and verv eccentric
lie generally ordered a dozen or 80
PIES to be set upon the table before him
ana then from this congregation of the
tempting bat indigestible viands would
select one PIE and carve out just the
sized triangle that suited his very no.
cuiiar idea. He might not want a larce
piece, but he did want the privilege of
making selection. Other traits and
whlms are mentioned which would
have won him honorary MEMBERSHIP in
the Eccentric Club of London.-Sau
francisco Post.
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YESTERDAY Uncle Nose met the Rev:
Mr.. NeilI, of the Blue, Light Colored
Baptist Tabernacle. "Christrnas IS
comm. parson," said old Nose. "and
it oughter fill us wild solemn Thoughts.
s'Dat's SO, Nose. I was jest saying
yesterday, eff dem folks what Lbs pexs
door to me don't buy some NOAH gooa
layin' hens, your belubbed pasture
gwine to worry along widout egg-no
next Christmas. "--GalyestoD Paper
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SIX reputable girls; ranging HOE o.,
seventeen to twenty years Of age, ~
gagged in desperate street fight =. La a.
Boston, and were all arrested the ~ !"
port describes Miss Crowley, WHO va,
one of the yanquished, as appsaring - =
court in stylish black velyet COSTUME
with banged hair and eyes.
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flor nou,,g Headers.
.-ss = NED ST GRIEVANCEs..s ~

They are all a-sitting up to see the New Year
And to send me off to bed was a shame
Anda SIN. ~ - - - j ftk
l shall never go to sleep, I'm so mad,
And the stupid year has gone, and I'm glad;
For such Ahorrld time as have had
Is just mean.
Been to bed every night at half-past
Eight, have l.;
And at dinner can never have but one O.
Ana once had to stay in bed all day gss,-s
just because Knocked at old Deacon Gray
"'Twas . mean thing to do" heard mother
say
Don't see why. .4liE49
If / whistle in the house, such a row ~
AS they make - JIEG -f}F.
II l slam a single door, oh, dear me,
And cause 1 grabbed Bridget's foot unawares,
As she was carrying the tea-tray upstairs,
She vowed she'd find my father, spite my
Z prayers,
!: Ana she'd i"spake ss
Have to study so hard, I've no time for play
Oh, dear. dear. isgsyE -es~Rsl@~sl
That folks ever want an education
When ran away from school, ma shook her
And groaned. Yes, and the. my grandmother
You will never be smart man, o Ned,
We all fear. - ...r.
Theret TIE bells besinsto ring for the New
Year
What horrid acting Teller, I DECLARE
n nsye S RaRPs mindnow to mena my ways "a
i believe on the whole doing right pays
And New Years Day is the time, mother says,
"A g. Pstmpton, IN Wide Quake.
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What is lifeP In infancy. a batt,o
win colie; 10 youth. a,struggle. to. keep.
OUT OF mischief; ri manhood, u struggle
nth indigestion, and in old age the pr pre-.
Jude OF contested will case.
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The season is here when a man
must not only guard carefully his liberty
and every other right vouchsafed him
by the Constitution, but he must keep
one eye on his woodpile and hen-roost.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1881-01-13

The voters of Northern ldano !
the late election declared IN Iavor
annexation to Washington Ierfisoi''
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Carefully a compiledsrecor,ss of..h.

. --Gare1uly compiled records Off
government Signal Service Office, St.
faul, clearly show that the winter tenn
peratnre OF Minnesota is growing mild
er. The average mean temperature for
the tive years closing with last winter
was 20:5 degrees, which was nearly five
degrees lower than any previous five
consecutive years on record.
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Grandpa Bogardus had led the way to
the Library and sattlsd many papers. apd
snapped some Strings and inquired III