Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1881-09-07
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amt visible to the naked eye. Wish I'd
put on my other polonaise."
HooPsKIRTs are coming into fashion
again, and information concerning f.
male hosiery will be more accurate and
extensive.
IT is said that girl who wears No. 2
shoes and beautiful hose can be scared
into believing almost every bit of WOOD
or stone she sees is mouse. Bottom
Post.
A CHICAGO youth, who has just
broken an engagement with a young ady.
asked her to return the elegant ring.
Ono" said she, eve might make I'D and
need it again.
A BROTHER and sister were married to
brother and sister at the same tine in
Patterson, n. j., the other day, differ
emit clergymen marrying the two couples
in adjoining rooms.
MOUSE jewelry is fashionable. The
little animal is wrought in silver and
fastened in the folds of lace or silk ties.
It is also popular for cuffs, made of
bronze, jet, pearl or light metal.
BRowNsoN-'' Well, I always make it
a rule to tell my wife everything that
happens Smithkins-'sO my dear
fellow, that's nothing. I tell my wife
lots of things that never happened at
ALL"
A NEWPORT girl went to Europe last
year and married title. This year she
again presides at her fathers mansion,
while her husband, who gambled away
her diamonds at Monte Carlo, studies
| Pacific coast life with bobtall street
car, which he drives in San Francisco.
Do not imagine that the women who
keep their parasols raised, no matter
how deep the shade or how cloudy the
skies, are suffering from softening of the
brain. It is only to show the Spanish
lace border, with it's rose pattern. and
which must be displayed to the envious
eyes of the world whether the sun shines
or not.
LATEST agony: It is difficult to keep
all the agonies of the agonizing period
in mind; but if you wish to be consider
ed " intense % it is absolutely necessary
that you should receive by mail polka
dot handkerchief from your best girl.
This signifies: "There is q spot Gin
fact, several of them) that's dear to her.
Wilt come ?'-Neoo Haven Register.
THEY were touching up their toilets
preparatory to the afternoon parade.
"Cicely, my dear, do you think [ need
any more color in my face ?" "That
depends. IF you only want delicate
blush, you have it just right. But if
you want your complexion to match your
I,
Do you suppose they walked together
that afternoon? Not any.
"SEE her kiss that ugly dog" said
one gentleman to friend in horse-car
in loud whisper, calling attention to a
woman who was lavish with her endear-
ments of pet poodle. She overheard
the comments, and glowering upon that
unfortune man said, in vinegary accents:
cit won't hurt me if / do" ooh, [
beg your pardon, madam, but my SYM
patty was wholly with the dog"
Two bellies had fight on the veranda
of White Mountains hotel. The cause
is secret, but the encounter was pub
lie, being in the presence of about fifty
guests. The girls scratched faces,
pulled hair, and tore clothes in a lively
manner for few seconds, and not parted
before both bore marks which lasted
several days. They belong to wealthy
and reputable families.
CT DECLARE if there isn't the deacon's
daughter out with a bran new shawl.
Well, I never" "Hush!'' said a better
informed female; ''tisn't hers. It's one
she borrowed from the company that s
visiting over t. the deacon's." "Well.
there's one thing I know. She can't de-
pend on borrowing to look well in
heaven. She'll have to wear her own
angel lplumage when she gets there. %
And they both bowed their heads as the
minister opened the services.-NeaU
Haven Register.
JENKINS, panied in being truthful
rather than fatterous, says that at the
late wedding of the Duke of Argylrs
son, Lord Colin Campbell, to
Miss Blood, the bride was large Irish
girl who rather overshadowed the bride
groom, delicate youth much shorter
than she, and he also says that Mr..
Blood, who gave the bride away, was a
large fne-looking man, who presented
ga complete contrast to the little red
headed Duke OF Argyll who stood by his
side."
SAID Mrs. Younghusband: Charley,
why is it you never talk with me as you
did before we we're married? I notice
that you talk fast enough with other
women" dearest" replied Charley,
without taking his eyes off his news
paper, "0on't you know that people
talk to conceal their thoughts? [ have
nothing to conceal from you, love-" In
another moment he was deep in the stock
market reports, while something that
sounded very much like s'humbug %
trembled on the lips of Mrs. Younghus-
band as she slowly left the room.
AN interesting social event IN Char
lotte, N. c., the coming fall, will be the
marriage Of blind girl to deaf mute.
The brides visual infrmity does not i'm
pair the beauty of her eyes and has not
been suffered to hinder the development
of her mind, while the groom is hand
some and intelligent man. After the