National Republican., 1881-11-26
THE DENVER "rRrBuNsn PRIMER.
Littie stories for the Amusement and Tn
provemest OF the Nursery brigade.

Littie Stories for the Amusement and Tn
provemest OF the Nursery brigade.
Daisy is crying Poor little Girl, we are
Sorry for her. James has Hit her in tho eye with
Dornick. Fie on James to Do 80. and ne on
Daisy not 10 Hit him back. WIN Daisy pray for
James tonight No. She will Pull the Stats
nom HIS Bed, so he will Fail and Break His
Arm on the Floor. That win be Right, will II not,
Children
Has the Printer tobaccoS He has But he will
not Tell You So. He carries II in the Leg Of his
Boot, and when he wants a Chew he sneaks down
In the Back Alley where Nobody can See him.
When he spits tobacco II Sounds like Duck
diving in the Water. The printer Is Queer man.
He is a Fickle person. Sometimes he Has ten
thousand Ems on the String, but they arc Always
his Dupcs. II you are Printer Do not BE
Blacksmith or you will get Fired.
This Is q Boil. II is on the Mans Neck. Would
you like to Feel III Ifyou Do the Man will Feel
II, too. Tho Boil is mean Thing, and II Is n
Coward II you Strike II II will Run. But the
Man will not Run. lie will Dance and make Re-
marks. Boils may start Way down near n little
Boys aist-bapd But they always come TO Head
atlast
The Stove is Red Hot. Run, Ella, and got the
Castor, and put some Red Pepper on the Stove.
Then when Mamma comes in She win be Red
Hot, too.
Apple. II is q Juicy little white Worm. Suppose
you Eat the Apple, where win the Worm be7
Here we have Picnic. Is IL not Jolly7 The
children are Running around and Playing Tag.
But where Is the Custard Pie7 A moment ago 1t
was Under the Elm Tree. Can II Bo tha. Mr..
Jones IS sitting the Custard Pie7 Alas II is too
True. And Miss Smith Is Laughing at him. lie
looks as Badly Broke mp as the Pie, does he Not2
This Is Diamond Pin. The Editor won Il at q
Fat Ton, ~ To,
I Gents Chance. The Editor Morignged his Paper
and Took one Chance. The Pin Is Worth seven
hundred Dollars. Editors like Diamonds Some
times they Wear them In their Shirts but Gener-
ally in their Mind
Who Put the Salt in the Sugar Bowl7 Mamma Is
Anxious TO Find Out Willie is Busy looking Out
Of the Window. Can you Guess what he is Think
ing about7 Perhaps he Is Wondering what Mamma
win Give him before he Goes TO Bed without his
Supper. If we were Willie we would Feel safer
with Latin Grammar In the Seat of our Pants.
Can you See tho Ink Bottle on the Tabe7 II is
| Full of Nice, Black Ink. II you Want TO you can
Pour the lux out on the Carpet. II makes the
| Carpet look Black, too doesit Not? Sit down on
the Carpet and put both OF your Little paddles in
the Ink. Sec. your Fingers are Covered with the
| Inkl What a Nico picture you can Make on the
Wall Paper now. Make q Picture of Big Man
and Little Girl. Do you want TO Put Some Ink
fully, for you Should never Waste the Ink or any
thing Else. This will be Quite Surprise to Mamma
| when she Comes in
Who is this Ferocous-looking Man7 He Is
| Foreman In q Println once. He gets Paid for
| Throwing Men Down Strairs when they Come to
Lick the Editor, and for Putting wrong Dates u,
the Head Of the Paper. He can ri more type in
fifteen minutes than Seven Printers can Set up in
Two weeks. Hc loves to ask the Editor for Copy
| If 1t Were not for Him the Paper would Look
| pretty Well every Morning. Everything would be
Fat and none of the Live Ads would be Len out.
The Dramatic critic Is Asleep. The play Does
not Interest him. lie will give It Thunder in the
Paper. The Actors will be sorry when they Read
the Paper because II will Say they are not Artists
Afler the Play the Critic will go to the Variety
Show. VIII he sleep there2 No. he will Not. The
lady in the Short Dress and Pink Tights win Buy
six Copies of the Paper in the Morning because
the critic will Say she is Artist. It is very Com
Portable to be an Artist when there are critics IL
the Ncighborhood.
The Frog is Sitting OH the Log. He Is Waiting
for Fly to come Along He has Business with
the Fly. While he Is Waiting let us Have som,
Fun with him. Put a Lighted Flre-cracker II
his Mouth. Whore is the Frog now7 Why. ther,
He is In the Water with his Ears blown out. Why
does he not Come back to the Log? Perhaps h,
has Forgotten all about the Fly.
| What Delightful Mud Hole II Is quite deeJ
and Inviting. How Cool and Pleasant It must b
In the Mud Hole. Good little Boys and Girls car
Play In the Mud Hole and Make Lots of Mic,
Patty Cakes. Tell the Baby TO como, too, and theI
You can'Put Mud in his Ears and he will splnsi
the pretty Black Water all over Susies new Frocl;
Denter Tribune