The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-01-18

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lcoNE tEr Us All scssvcWl
Til. Cost oi lager beer ia computed by
the ChicS;o Tribune .. $3.50 q kee, for
which the brewer gets $3.50, and the re-
taller ahou. SEX.
Good enough. Now tell w what the
Consumer makes aud that will be the end
u: the lesson.
"A Preston man Wa verv sngrv, on 90
ing home he o;her NIGH, 10 find thar hrs
wife had len. the onls E.bie in the house.
He said il wss di-yrace that in this period
Of CHRISTIAN enii Oh enn~ns family should
have oniv oae Bib.e. IL seems he wants.:
10 decide ret - 10 whether IL wa Psul
or Csphss vino said Consistency, thou ar,
jewet' Eu'ietin.
Well settle that .of b N. J.. wssn't Ce-
phas.
-Juige-Have yoa anvlhing TO offer TO
The court before sentence - pass ON you
u. isoner No. judge; had ten dollars,
but nv LAWYERS took that.
"shsw! he ought to have hvpothecaied
his mex; years crop.
--Psobeblv the only colored conductor
Oh SECULAR Passenger ;gain in the country
| IL the one who runs the Train be, Neen Rcek-
vile aud Vernon, Conn. Ek.
This should tie the enly one. One Of
that Kind would no, lssi long in the we,,
One Iouod "Trip would satislv ali concerned.
| Lexington, Ky, SO paper call d the
MIMI 2. The man who works il of on
hsnd-pess il caiie'. the Minnie" hsGd.-
e.
| When h. works bv the hour does he
strike. Spec, he runs 10 sn Sai u,dsy night.
Fannie Lewis j. foa,ip, upon her boi-
iom At the lesee.-Rivsr Exchange.
Well that beats AL. What will she do
next, We wonder?
An Important ieaiuse Of the caryoes of
the outgoing European steamers just nov
!. La e quantities of beef-Ex.
LiLew.s- Of thief.
The Indians supreme court hiss fled a
decision TO the effect that VI a promise Of
msTriage IL BY its terms not to be perform
ed within year il is void, unless in writ
ing AID signed bv the part;es.-Ex.
Young ladies will see too il in the future
that Their engagement. are i'm '6lack and
white" Such - DECISION IA the above nav
b- looked :er from the supreme Court OF
Missouri.
| Two women in Kansas had q prize
A fr.rtS IL,
six brutality contested rounds. Finsliy,
one pulled the others hair, which the re-
'er~e declared wss Soul" and that end
ed the fsht.-Ex.
Dou't believe il. II i, Va, "fou(w)i"
il must have en- fea,hers-no; hair.
Two ladies have taken stock in the
Leayen~or h water vol - Th,-v head the
, subscription list. and Nee are following
them. Kansas paper.
Don't bciieve 1.-THE ladies' OF Kansas
are like Caesars vile.
The highest society OF Cleveland,
Ohio, looks up 20 ,o.ss belle measuring
neIliy eight iest In her stock,ng-.--Ex-
change.
The bellies IL society in this rv.ion are
all sn, ali, sweet and charming buI . belle
eight feet high Is q fraud anu Too much de-
iLsion.
The socie,y OF Friends Is decreasing
in meolbers in this coun,ry.-E1change.
As long as
'Gold, gold,
Bright yellow, hard and cold"
Is the ruling Piss,on. Just 50 long will
friends be on tine decres e. The gaining OF
filthy lucre makes enemies, but otter
wealth il accumulated, shame be it said,
buys iriends.
A lady Who knows remarks: If lrst
year Wa, leap year, you di,ln't see punches
of young ladies standing On street corners
watching young men lit their pants n
the crossing 10 see what color their stock
ings were."
No, you bet thes don't And If the
girls did, they would 6ad them all OF Que
c1lor-dirt color.
$. F. Gilmore, OF E.canaba, Mich, ad
vertiscs Q reward OF S2UO Tor his Runaway
~. f., who took with her their Little roy.
ihe advertisement concludes: the re-
ws,i sbuve named vii! be pad for the re-
c0y~ry Of the i,oy-snd lhe woman can 20
10 thunier.-EI.
That fellow Is a heather and don't de-
serve q wife or bow either. The "vOWan"
he speaks Of is tOJ coed i0r him probably.
Mans inhumanitv to man is too "a
lniliar to require any e. PLANTATION, bot mans
inhumani,y 10 woman is perhaps hest Illus
;rsted by the care ne exercises in forming
a circle around dog fi,ht so that pass
ing female must climb lamp post to get
view OF the pfoceedin:s.-Brooklyn
Argus.
Ia the west the female, take the middle
Of the street and goes around the eonte0-
tious dos and excited men. The ladies IN
the vert dou't care to view The proceed
in.s." IN Erooylyu they have strange
ladies.
This diverting pi,ce vas invent, ID in
San Francisco:
Eiuin Booth il proverbially opposed to
having his private trumpet blown, but .
little incident Of his overland trip is too
god To be lost. II seems that in the same
psrior car with the irsgcdisn and his
family We lady more remarkable lot her
,oudncss of style thsn for her refinement.
She repeatedly stated thst she vonld give
hundred dollars to kiss Booth. At Omaha
poor emigrant attracted the attention Of
The travellers a. they returned to the car
alter dinner. He had started for California,
bot hal teen robbed while asleep. Boo:h's
eyes fell upon hIs Gorgeous sdmifer, Who |
was standing near. He vent up abruptly !
to her sud asked, "Did you say you would |
give me a hundred dollars 10 kiss me?'
She reptile J, Il did," aid opened q purse |
d 6sntly. lie passed h;s arm around her
neck and giving her . sounding swaek held |
one hand Tor the fee. This Wa given. |
Booth wheeled around and forced il into |
the emigrsn,'s hand.
Whether Z, ia Seton or truth, II is good
one and ILLUSTRATOR the mans character. |
Booth must have hsd . stroog stomach To I
have endured kissing loud mouthed old !
woman, vino had been travelling several
days without washing and eating Railroad
sandwiches. Such il life in the far vest,
aud the poor euigrsnt goa the best Of il.