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The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-12-14
PICTURES.

Our assortment is complete IN ereryline.
DO not fail TO examine the toorks Of art at
Me Emporium Of F. E. Warren d 90.
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for the Holidays at Zehner, Jackson &
Buechner's. d13tf
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For all kinds Of Toys go to Hollis.
daft
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A complete line of Christmas Books
at Hollis. daft
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Reduced prices to everybody at Hollis.
DAFT
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ALIENS BRAIN FooD positively
cures Nervousness, Nervous Debility,
and all weakness of generative organs.
81. 6 for So. All druggists. Send for
circular to Aliens Pharmacy, Bis First
Ave-, N. Y. Sold in Cheyenne by Geo.
w. Hoyt. n9daw1y
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Cheyenne, Dec. 10th, 1881. dlOd3Ot
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display of
DIAM ONDS

ever witnessed in Cheyenne at Zehner,
jackson Il Buechner's. d13tf
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For first class watch work go to
ZEHNEn, JACKSON 81 BUEcHNER's.
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RaD silks, Reps and tringeS, all kinds
e5 Furniture coverings, Il Warrens.
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- An Old Doctors Advice.

1t was this: "Trust in God and keep
your bowels OPEN" For this purpose
many an old doctor has advised tile
habitually oostive to take Kidney Wort
for no other remedy so effectually
overeomes this condition, aud that
without the distress and gripping which
other medicines cause. 1t is a radical
cure for piles. Don't fail to use it
Translated from the Nep Yorker lei
f.Ian
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-12-14

Buy no Holiday Present without seeing
DIR. Scott's beautiful Electric Hair and
Flesh Brushes. They alrays benefit the
,oell, and marvellously sure Headaches,
Neuralgia, Dandruff, Failing Hair,
Badness, Rheumatism, etc. Price re-
funded if not as represented. AT Drug
and Fancy Stores.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-12-14

Young, middle aged. or old men, suf-
fering from nervous debility and kind
red weaknesses, should send two stamps
for large treatise, giving successful
treatment. Worlds Dispensary Medic.
al Association, Buffalo, n. Y.
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A Statement from the Mayor.

MOLINE, Ill, July IA, 1881.
ii. II. Warner Il Co. SirS-My wife
and self both unite in pronouncing
your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure the
best medicine we ever used.
S. W. WHEELoCK.
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TEWELRY

Immense assortment of
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-12-14

A full stock of Catholic Prayer Books
ut Hollis. daft
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Mast Keeps all kinds Of Dolls. M
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FOR SALE /!
ORGANS,
SEWING Es.

viii fit you up in any way you rant.
Sell you for cash at rock bottom prices;
sell you Oh time, or rent if it suits you
better.
d9tf +. L. WARREN & co.
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Try A. & G. Bitters for weakness and
debility. a2ltf
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For pictures and easels go to Hollis
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II you are Bilious, take DIR. Pierce's
pleasant Purgative Pellets" the orig
inal Little Liver Pills" OF all drug
pists,
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For handsome Bronzed French Clocks
in marble and gilt and Norelties too uun,-
erous to mention, call and examine d.
Miller's stock. AL goods wdrrdnted as
represented, and the store filled to reple-
ton tcith all neto goods.
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New chattel mortgage blanks at the
LEADER office. II
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Toys. Toys. Toys. Toys.
n27tf at MASKS.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

east, and woolens we're necessary to
comfort.
The visiting colored military we're
escorted about the city by members of
the home companies yesterday all in
full Uniform, and were quite conspic-
uous for their martial appearance.
The concert at St. Peters Church
last night was a financial as we'll as an
artistic success. Full eight hundred
people we're present. The evening was
clear and beautiful and all who
went to the entertainment returned
home delighted.
There is as startling a contrast be-
tween the poetic sweetness and merits
Of the corps of artists who have been
writing poetry for this journal, and
those who write for the Avalanche, as
between the lyric merits Of Emma
Abbot and a Causey street charivari
party.
The quantity of ccal among South
ern dealers is ample, the threatened
scarcity being no where visible. The
demand is much lighter than last
year, particularly among river steam
ers, and the coal dealers are feeling
the effects Of hard times as much as
any other class.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
LEDGER LINES

Mince meat. Lytle & Shields.
Oysters every style. Crystal Palace.
See S. Clements advertisement fol
lost mare.
Brown & Jones, coal dealers, 282
Main street.
Headlight oil, 25c per gallon. S. L.
Moore & Go.
Coal oil Zoe per gallon at S. L.
Moore & Co.'s.
Superior chow chow pickles, by the
gallon, at Lyle & Shields.
An open winter is predicted by
many weather owls.
E. J.. Holohan's volume OF poems al
Mansfofd's and Burke'8, Main street.
Fresh oysters daily by express. S
L. Moore & Co.
Telephone Fred Morti, Gas Shelby
for choice groceries and fresh oysters
Miss May Williamson, fof Bartlett
and Miss Ada Taylor, of Raleigh, arc
visiting Mrs. Dan G. Shelby on Union
street.
The happiest man about town to. day
was Pref. E. Levy. He had made a
hit with the Joseffs party and natu.
rally felt good about it.
Mr.. W. R. Cross, Major B. S. Tay.
lOr and Mr.. s. G. EddiDs are reported
sick at Bartlett where a good d4al of
typbo-malarial fever exists.
The mercury dropped within ,ix
Of freezing pint this morning;
Ihe breeze came raw from the north.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
POLICE POINTS.
Ten arrosts Kore made YesterdaY.

Ten arrests we're made yesterday.
Owen Redman for being beastly
drunk goes down for twenty days.
The Island envoy made a haul this
morning. -Four uufortunates went
back to work with them.
A butcher was arrested to-day fol
keeping a shop within a fourth. of a
mile Of a market house.
Before Esquire Spellman to-day
Louis Enz will have a h0 lring fol-
using abusive language on tho street,
Rather than appear in a case TO-
day as a witness against John Keil
for assaulting her, Ada Marks for.
feited s..
The woman from Burln lgton, Iowa,
who claimed to DO the real Mrs. Fran
els Burt, departed for hol ne Sunday At
midnight, and Burt was discharged.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
GOOD HOT LUNCH
Daily, from 10 20 i o'clock,
AEHLE'S SALOON, $40 MAIN.
AQF
INC Wenlher To.nnr.

WASHINGTON, November 15.--For
Tennessee and the Ohio valley, fair
weather, slowly falling barometer,
with northerly winds becoming yari-
able and slight changes in the temper.
ature. For the lower lake region,
generally colder and fair weather, with
westerly winds probably shifting to
southerly and rising barometer in
the eastern portion. For the upper
lake region, upper Mississippi ard
Missouri valleys, increasing cloudiBe 5
and areas Of snow, with westerly to
southerly winds, falling barometer and
stationary or slight rise in temperature,
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
Only Trnmps.

I'm only a tramp whom no
body owns" sor~rowfuily walled w. H.
Sowell when he was confronted with
200 pounds OF solidifed justice in the
shape of Squire Quigley to-day. lie
sought to entertain the court with a
thrilling story of his adventures
abroad, but was interrupted with a
sentence Of 100 days on the Island.
w. W. Scott, another homeless and
razorless tramp, was given a pass to
the farm, good for twenty days, with a
stern injunction to use the time to get
thoroughly sober and concoct a better
story.
j. A. Richardson, who claimed to
be a teacher Of French, was sent down
to keep him company.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
Use seIfrisIng Buckwheat, 46.
National ,Guards.

The Annual Convention of National
Guards, colored, was called to order al
two o'clock to-day by Major james
Glass, Of this city. There we're severaI
new arrivals of delegates from distant
points this forenoon, and the meeting
is now tolerably full and thoroughly
representative. The session will b.
executive, and will be held Will
closed doors.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

You need not go to New York or
elsewhere to get glasses suited to your
eyes, You can have your eyes fitted
skillfully with the best quality Of
s~pectacles or Eyeglasses by calling at
DR.. A. Goldstein' s Office, No. 273l Main
street, upstairs. GOT
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
To the Ladies'!

Cut Jet Beads for making chain.
just received at the Jet Peace.
Also
A large selection Of Jet Bracelets
some for deep mourning.
Also
A fine line of Onyx and Jet Goods.
Call at tho Jet Palace. ACT
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
Tennessee Peanuts.
II. FITZGERALD & Co., 242 Front.
HeDryLuehFmann's ladies' and
gents Oyster parIOrs arc now
open for the season. AT
The Low Freight on Cotton.

9AN Oh SOAAOha
The gentlemen Of the railway pro-
test against the hint that the cotton
movement southwark had any in
fuence upon a reduction Of rates
from here to the Eastern sea.
board. They say. Finding that rates
from St. Louis were not being
maintained the rail lines leading from
Memphis to the East determined to
make the reduction Of 13c per cwt, III
order to protect tie Memphis ship
pers. Our III e is always to make the
cotton rates from Memphis &c per
hundred less than rates from st..
Louis"
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

l take this opportunity to inform
the public that l wish to do a general
collecting business Any business
left with R. P. Boiling, insurapct
agent, 10 Madison, or Bohlen, Huse &
Co., Main street, or T. B. Sims & Co.,
No. 3 Howard Row, will receive
prompt attention.
67 w. j. HoBsoN.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

0mnibuses for entertainment at
Bethel place tonight will start from
Peabody Hotel at 6 o'clock this PR.
BY application to P. NJ. Patterson the
bus will call for parties at their
homes.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
WBDE'S SPECIALTYl
Pants 10 order, five dollars.
satisfaction guaranteed.
II. w a ID Il,
- North Court street. 42f
fruitful aI.

Nice red apples as large as guinea
eggs are growing on the trees in su,
burban orchards, and troEn the fall
blossoms, or what is known as second
crop. Mr.. Dunscomb, of this city
has several trees loaded With the
young but well matured fruit. TIL,
weather, though slightly frosty, ha,
not yet killed potatoes or tomato vines
and many are dining daily on fresI
young potatoes, nice tomatoes aut
other tasteful garden truck.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

Silver Noon Yeast Powder
manufactured by us al home and
known 10 be absolutely pure and
free from all adulIerRtiOns, and
full strength.
AZ OliYRr. Einntn 4 20.
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For Frnif Cakes,

Raisins, Currants, Citron, Almonds,
Lemon Peel and all kinds Of spices.
est BUoKHAM & CAMPBELL.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

solf.rising B~uekwheHt. Always
ready for usei no failure >, enn make
delicious cakes 81 nvs N dnutes. Yor
sale by ali retail gFOoers. 4Sl
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Fresh
BOQUETs,
AZ 202 Main street,
II. ESCH.
For PIokIIng.

White Wine Vinegar, pure Apple
Vinegar, imported French Catawba
Wine Vinegar, white and black Mus
tard Seed, Celery Seed, limerick,
Mace, Cinnamon, Spice, Cloves and
Mix Ground Spices.
BUoKHAM & CAMPBELL,
65t 80 Beal.
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Fresh and Nice.

Self-rising Buckwheat, Plain N. Y.
State Buckwheat, new Molasses, extra
fine Syrup, Creamery Butter, Atmore
Mince Meat, Sweet Cider.
65t BUcKHAM & CAMPBELL.
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Goods.

Oatmeal, Cracked Wheat Grits,
HOminy, Navy Beans, FarinS ,Tapioca,
Sage, yellow Pearl Meal, white Pearl
Meal, etc. BUoKHAM & CAMPBELL.
Cot so Beal.
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REMOVED.

Since the fire 1 have opened my
BerbeTshOp at No. 8 West Court
street, between Main and Front
Row. III. G.. HAMPE, 90
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

selErising BuekWheat, prepared In
Memphis, from the very best New
York state BuckWheat. For sale BY
all retail grOeeFs, 45t
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

Il. B. Mallory & Cos. famous Ar.
row Brand Baltimore oysters.
S. CLEMENT, Sole Agent,
46t Sc Beal street
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

DutifuIDOlIy,

Duiiful Dolly.
Billy Roberts and Dolly, his wife,
have been at outs lately, but all is
serene now. Billy wore out a war
rant against Dolly because she had
threatened to poison him. Dolly re-
taliated by having Billy immured for
being too fond Of another woman.
This forenoon they were sorry for
each other and Dolly paid the costs
Of both warrants, which we're dis
mi sed.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

Grand Concert at Casino Hall to.
night.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

Remember the Concert at Casino
Hall tonight.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
F. FransIOIi, 292 Front, receives
she'll Oysters daily by express.
1877

HenryLuehrmann's ladies' and
gents Oyster parIOFs are now
open for the season. at
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

Use the Self.rising Buckwheaf,
which is prepared I'm Remphis. Il Is
the very best that can b@made. For
sale by all retail ErOeers. Bt
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For SOUP.

Lentels (Linsen), Split Peas, Green
Kern, Barley, Green Peas, Rice
Macaroni, Vermicelli, Beans, etc.
65t BUcKHAM & CAMPBELL.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

BEEF
Received daily per Express.
ii. SEESSEL, SIR, d. SON,
Cor. Jefferson and Second.
34f
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

Fresh oysters in every style at Mrs
Cicalla's, 13 Jefferson street. 81
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

Tho Rershner Improved Water
Elevator will destroy all impur-
tiles in Cisterns, whether from
being stagRant or infested with
wIggletaiIs. Physicians and san
itRrians $ and recommend L.
Made by
KENNESAW MFG CO.,
81 Madison street. 70
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

John WALSH, UNDERTAKEN,
saI Second Street. 1887,
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
. Q U

A deed was recorded to-day from
P. R. Athy, sheriff, to J. NJ. Yves.
son.
Argument in the case Of Ben. May,
receiver, was concluded this morn
ing.
Licenses to marry were issued this
forenoon to FIVE couples. s. O. Smith
and Annie NJ. Sewers Jas. +. Sehaer
and Julia Sehaer Thos. Shelton and
Annie Wilson; Edward Pawsey and
Anna Haley; H. II. Collier aud Ollie
Cox.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

Ladies Beaver, Felt, Straw, Chip and Leg
horn Hats reshaped. Goodyear, 26o End.
n
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

EIenlyLuehrnaaHn's ladies' and
gents Oyster ParlOrS are now
open for The season. at
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
Game, Pork, Beef and Chickens.
H. FITZGERALD d Co.
Genuine Imported Plantation,
Fresh al
HI. EsCH,
202 Main street.

One Halls combination safe, large
size; double doors. Apply to
j. R. MCDONALD & Co,
80 237 Second street.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
New Chestnuts.
h. FITZGERALD & Co.

SOL& & MERINO UNDERWEAR
Prices Low, 90
i. GOLDSMITH a. BROS,
3AS Main street. GOT
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Jet Palace
fine JE w ELRY
AND DIAMONDS
AT ASTONISHING LOW PRICES.

EoveIties in Genuine Diamond Goods
las Lacopins, Ear rings. Rings, Lo'kets'
Nov. lilies In Solid cold JeweIry-as
Sets, EARRINGS, Necklaces, Bracelets, Studs
N~oveIties in Plated JeweIry-esPeei.
ally Bracelets. We claim to have the finest
selectica. at lowest prices.
OPTICAL GO0DS-A line St"ek 81
Speotacles and Eye. glasses to suit every,
body. Genuine Pebbles. Sucked, Blue ana
Green Glasses, Goggles and Eye Protectors;
AIaFge stock of real onyx ana rear
Jet Goods, Celluloid. Rubber and Ivory
Goods, Silver Jewelry.
WATCHES-Ladfes' Rnd GeniA' HI
Gold and silver.
Fire stock of tVOry-llnndle Walking
Canes and other Fancy Canes.
Materials for Matchmaker err Jew
elors. Country orders solicited:
Brfng your watches and Clocks ana
have them Repaired By excellent Watch
IeWeiry made 60 order and repaired
by frst-clsss Jewellers.
Call at our New Store and examine
the beautiful stock.
nFPEMEMBEB, LOW PRICES!
a. 90
JET PALACE,
2a3 MAIN STREET, Clay Building
5St
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
PERSONAL.

Have
Your shirts
Made by
Loeb & Nook,
235 Main st. 55t
Buy your shirts at Mays. 1861
DR.. Nelson, dentist, 1886 Main. 80
Drs. Arthur X. aud r. H. Taylor,
formerly of Memphis, arc now resident
physicians at Hot Springs, Ark. 1851
Miss Callie Block, of Wittsburg,
Ark, is among the late arrivals in our
city, aud is the guest OF Mr.. and Mrs
MauriceMa No. 24s Alabama street.
Miss Della Ringelhaupt, of Little
Rock, Ark, arrived in the city and is
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. R. Davis, No.
n Adams street.
The Uncrushable Bustles are made
now of double thick steel. They are
splendid for heavy dresses and cloaks
At Louis Lange's only. Git
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
He Was Wearing Them.

NN WHo WGaNtMb HULL
Officer Rogers was called in yester-
day to arrest James Burns for stealing
a suit Of clothes from Billy Barlow, at
3 Poplar street. Burns wal found
sitting in the bar at the boarding.
house, looking like a stuffed owl. He
put on the stolen vest and pants under
his own, which were not large enough
to button over them good. What
are you doing with these clothes on,
Burns?" the officer asked. Wearing
en-" he replied laconically, and
quietly submitted to arrest. He was
sent to Jail this forenoon. ia default Of
$1,000 bail.
" Mo-t1-f. If IT. II n
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

New BuOkwheat. Creamery Butter
Pure Sugar Syrup, Maple Syrup,
Oliver, Flnnls G. Co.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15
DsaIars in Cotton, Stocks, Grain & Provisions, on COmmIssiC
RECEIVED.

c0FFUE.-- .........~..N Not less than 81 per bale
wHEAT-.I...r..Yot less than ic per bushsl
@ !. sIDEa .-s.....~-..Eot less than l5c per 100
PORE. ..-.~a Mot LEES than 25c per barrel
LARD. .......... l.4.N Not less than 4sc per tierse
STOCKS. .-..A ....N n loss than 81 per share
Tl,s abo 20 e rnuslsniona cover MI esp
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

Prepared in Memphis from the
very best Buckwheat grown In
the great Buckwheat producing
section OfCentraI New York State
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1881-11-15

45t Oliver, Finuie & Go.
St. Landry democrat., 1881-11-26
any -+Ii
HUMOROUS.

THE woman who wishes to be taken
at her face value does not place her
worth at a very high figure. -Boston
Transcript. 4rs;ir i,lat.5ll "u .sfa "a
The Memphis appeal says: "The
hair we wear, the ivory teeth through
which we smile, are bogus, and, Of
course, frauds u pom the public. -" Very
few editors would frankly confess 50
much.-N. 0. Picayane..
There is no limit to the hate of the
Nihilists. A member of this dreadful
body is at work on an attachment to the
bagpipe, by which, it is said, that soul
destroying instrument can be played
with crank, the same as hand organ.
Darlington HawkeUe. 80 .a f'f"
1t may be that the people of Maine
are dull and not able to make money;
but when YOU stop at railroad station
having twenty minutes for dinner, pay
your money in advance and in tue first
place get plate of soup SO hot it takes
it nineteen minutes to cool, and dom t
get lick at anything else, it may seem
to you that the restaurant man is keen
old rat.-B0St0n Post.
He came home late the other night,
and his wife woke up and found him
with burning match trying to light
the faucet over the marble basin in his
dressing room. ''James," she said.
''that is not the gas-burner. II know
it now, my love-" he replied, unsteadi-
ly; ''fact is, I've been overworked. and
that's reason | made mistake" ''Yes,
you look as if you had been lifting a
good deal, she quietly answered, as
she returned to her pillow. boston
Courier.
Mrs. Trulyrural has been in the
city with her daughter to arrange for
the vocal instruction of the Young lady.
She has not yet engaged teacher, and
is now in terrible state of pcrplexity.
"The first professor said," she ex-
planned to Mr.. T. on her return. "that
Almira sings too much with her borax.
If she keeps on she will get digestion
on the lungs. He said she ought to try
the abominable breathing and practice
solfudgery. Then the next teacher told
me that she ought to sing more from
her diagram and not smother her voice
in the sarcophagus. Then the next he
poked a looking glass down her throat,
and said that the phalanx was toosmall.
and the typhoid bone and the polyglot-
tbs were in . bad way; and 1 never
knew Almira had 50 many things down
her throat, and Pm afraid to let her
sing any more for fear it Il kill the poor
girl" And that was the end of .'voice
building in the Trulyrurat family
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