The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-12-15
Chistlfs.

q tNf 900 &ti lhtNNANN Aitf tfttNN 800
- ne Npp o,lssm p,egyvrt asssris
~ tle nfs vho esss olsiasrgAiise ge's
ia4
g.. dssJ $50 po, mraa you coald
nsa rins ~ COED ~ o. oil stw ron en-
dear
II Is sorsupial fsei ihai ihf iar.r'sonas
are moie ho,esi viiA iiei' isniors ihan ili'
umgrta wraie
~ pi.kl lsAiss lhepture sa'A iie
gouty nAa vllen Webeief's Unabridged
fell on las i0es
--"KBop thy~lf may he an steolleni
sart a pro,crb. bot some people sonlan !
lnow rey much 4 they oheyed u i'm.
piiciily.
DO you lhihk tie becauso Of The great
improvement Ia tpring beds ard mattress
e. that people lie 10 easily
"A Frenchmsn In business 10 California
aIvcTtlses that be hSs 'ebAsm" Tor az
spprcr,ico. lie looked up the word open.
Ing IN ibe Dictionary.
sevepty million gallons Of petroleum
have been exported since January ], and
W., servant girls complain that they have
no chance 10 rise 10 the world.
Customer You say that those hg'
urcs are life sizeG My dear cir, they seem
very small Arts, Perfectly correct,
siI; you know life is short
some men. when they go to church.
never think Of studying the frescoing on
tie ceiling Of the edihce until tho collec-
,,on plate is being passed. around.
He was sitting in the psrlor with her
when q rooster crowed in the yard, and,
leaning over. be said "Chantioleer, 81
wish you would | am sleepy as can
be" lis cleared
1t MAS Bond who informed his land
lady thA, be could tell chicken from the
teeth, Teeth, exclaimed the land lady;
fowls dom, have teeth" But have =
said Bond
1t has been said that Guiteau is suffer-
Ing from soitening Of the brain. Possibly
but no alarming symptoms Of softening OF
his cheek have yet been noticed.
"A proprietor Of a circus in the West
has los, several valuable animals, among
them fine specimen Of species Of Wild
cat that Attracted much attention in his
show. Darwin like, he is now searching
for the missing lynx.
"A gentleman who has no objection 10
be provided for at the expense OF an heir
ess is in the habit Of asking his friends:
"Do you know Of widow anywhere with
long purse AMI short coughf"
AN old man ofwar sailor, who had
lost leg in the service Of his country, be-
came retailer OF peanutr. He said he
WAS obliged to I've a retailer because, hav-
ing Loaf a leg, be could not be a whole
sailor.
Emerson says, "A man passes fol-
what he is worth" An editor passes be
cause the man who gives him the pass ex'
poets the editor TO give him six times the
worth Of il in favorable notice.
A correspondent writes to m ex'
change inquiring, is good character oil
any vslue2" Considering recent develop
ments in banking circles, we should
say when man OF good character il
around 10 any extent it's petty safe &c
keep the door locked I"
-"My wife won't even hear of my go
ing to the theatre with another lady, said
Gallagher. Ragbag didn't seem TO con
strue Gallaghers remarks Alright, for h
said; Wont eh2 Don't you be too sure
Of III | thought my wife wouldn't, but
she did. and had a fearful time OF it,
Officer Flows this, Murphy The
sergeant complains that your called hin
names" Private Murphy-"B Blaze, SURF
never called him amy names at all. Al
l said VAS, Sergeant, says /, some Of III
ought TO be in q menagerier
"A yonng lady at the seminary who re
Gently sent us a poem entitled "Murmur
ings from the Outer Bitterness, is inform
ed that any pecuniary assistance she cal
send to the widow Of the man to whom VI
gave il to read, will greatfully received b.
the lady
Uncle Nose met Jim Webster on Ans
tin avenue. II hecred bofe yer parent
was dead. What did yer git from 'em?
asked Uncle Nose "Lemme see, sal,
Jim, pensively From my fodder Is
90, dose heah crooked legs, aud from m.
mudder inberiis weakness in de ohisi
Mary Jane wants q recipetor prcsery
ing the hair, Use white sugar. ,poun,
lor pound" add enough water 70 make
heavy syrup. add the hair and fou
ounces Of oleomargarinc. boil. strain an
pu, mp in glass or stone jars.
Said Mr.. SAITH, ~Le L.i conn &
spend the day. 10 little Edith: Are yo
glad TO see me again. Edith" Edith
Yes, MN. and mammals glad, tool" Mr.
Smith: lis shef" Edith; "Yes, m
she said she hoped you'd come to-day
and have II over with"
An old lady travelling in car wit
her maid and her poodle vas singing ih
latier's praise very loudly; Its such
sweet creature, worth world Of hnma
beings 20 mel" The eabhy charged
treble fare mo, no. erpos,uls,ed th
old lady: "ihen is only myself and m
maid ''And the dog, ma'am. I've &C,
ed very fair, an only scs II down as eqal {
one human.