Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-01-31
ALL SORTS.

"What blessing it 49," said hard working IRISH
man. "that night niver comes on till late IN the day,
when man is tired and can't work any more at ALL
at ALL"
MOTHER WRITEs-"When children begin to cough
at night give dose of WHITES ELIXIR; one or two
doses always stops the cough, and the child sleeps
well. Nothing is wearing small children as In
cessant coughing during the night. as my children
always do. when they have colds if by any means 1
happen to be without WHITES ELIXIR. 1t might be
truly called the Elixir of Life to all who are subject to
coughs and colds.
A gentleman travelling in railway carriage was
endeavorng with considerable earnestness impress
some argument upon fellow-passenger who
seated opposite to him. and who appeared rather dull
Of comprehension. At length, being slightly rritated
he claimed in louder tone, "Why sir, it's PLAIN
as CT "That may be-" replied the other, with
unexpected alacrty, "but am D E F."
THE STATE Press THE Presidency declares that
the broken-down constitution of man can only be
restored by the judicous of the great catholcon
Wyomoke, or Nerve Food. 1t is superlative spring
blood Alternative and nervne tonic and should be used
by all who suffer from weak digestion palpitation of
the heart and PROSTATE condition of the system,
with positive of successful results. Sold by
all druggists at ST 90, ST. so and $500.
The hard drnker drinks very easy after he has
followed the business for some time.
Equally adapted to the feeble or robust, male or
female, are Malt Bitters. fa
Carving isn't fun. young man was invited to
carve turkey at dinner recently and before the knife
was finally taken from him he had upset glass Of
water, wrenched his shoulder shot the bird across
the table into ladys lap. and early jabbed mans
eye out and it wasn't tough bird either.
THAT'S FAcT.-A man can't work unless he feels
well. The hard times have made plenty of people
sick simply by worrying them almost out of their witt
about money and business. Trouble of mind has
brought on trouble of body. There is Indigestion
heavness in the head, and all that Are you afflicted
in this way? Go and invest One Dollar for bottle
DR.. David Kennedys ..Favorite Remedy" and it vii
make new man of you. 1t takes the bile out of tn,
blood, and is worth trip to Rondout, N. Y.,-tht
Doctors home-on foot, if you can not get it NOR
easily. First, however, see if your druggist hasn'
| got it.
"well, you are the biggest goose I ever sawl !" ex
claimed Jones to the partner of his joys and
And Mrs. Jones smiled upon him with seraphic smil
as she remarked, 80. Jones you such sef-for
| getful daringi"
| HINTS TO FARMERs.-Don't let your horses be seel
standing much at the tavern door, don't look righ
| Don't be without HENRY & JOHNSON AREIcA AN
on EMINENT near at hand to apply in case Of acc
| dent. Keep good fences-especiay line fences;
promotes good feelings among neghbors. Kee
Downs ELIXIR always in the house. and use in case
of sudden coughs, &c. as safeguard against consumE
ton and other dangerous diseases. BAxTER's MAN
DRAKE BITTERs, taken according to directions.
large expense in doctors bills.
Teacher--"John what your boots made of
Boy-''0f leather" Where does the leather com
from ?" From the hide of the OK" "What anima
therefore, supplies you with boots and gives you me;
to to" 'sMy father"
Htzn1or la tic E&ornacE.
Much of the distress and sickness attribu
ted to dyspepsia, chronic diarrhea and othe
causes is occasioned by humor in tn
stomach. Several cases, with all the cha
acteristics of these complaints, have bee
cured by Hoods Sarsaparilla. Other cure
effected by this medicine are so wonderft
that the simplest statement of them afford
the best proof that it combines rare curativ
agents and when once used secures th
confidence of the people.