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, 1881-09-02
THE MACHINE At WORK IN NEW YORK


The proceedings at thu late meeting OF tile
Now York State Central Committee were re-
llarkable In several respects. Perhaps tho
most surprising feature of the session Is, that
committee charged with the promotion Ut
tho Republican cause Ii. tllat Slate should
have procrc.lesl deliberately by net and by
omission 10 impair tho chances Of Republican
succss ut tho fall ELECTION. Yet every move
lne1lt made by the committee was apparently
to tint cnd. Every detail seellis to l,nyobcen
arranged especially to serve the Interests Of
tho machine.
lii tne first place, It was determined to hold
tho Stnte Convention In tia City Ut New
York. No Republican convention Inns ever
DccN lIeld there. Jut Tho selection Of Now
York City Is not only cortrllry to MI prcce-
dent; 1t Is mn,lltcstly designed to el,allo
tile machine to exurt tl!u powerful
lncal influences which 1t controls III
New Yur1l mud Kings Counties Tho
City alld County Of New York ;lie over
whelnll,lgly DentocrntIu iii politics, but the
flacllino element III tue Republican party
Inns always beon ablo to col.nt ltpull ready
md efficient cooperation from tile Democrats
rs agallst the n,ti-ulncInu or popular eo-
mcnt Of tic purity. Though affecting, mud
probubly hoping to discredlt such IL theory,
tho Now York 1'ribstnc gives peculiar prom
tl!ence io tho general impression tlat Ncw
YORK city wlH selected " lit order tlnst the
iowerfnl Influence Ut tho New York int
cll'se mlRlt bu Nsetl to aiu tho frlellts Ut alr.
t'o''klIns, t'!l tllnt ulso hlr. Conkllng HIM
SELF and especlnlly Gen. Arthur, inay be
ut''o to iiso their influence with tho co''ven-
tson wlt''olt bol''E delegates and without
HAVING my open connection with tic satller-
'ng' iilo Sew York Post regards tho
Willie a'l'1tr as Il now '1ssert!ou OF loss rule.
Ihe coAlt1Ittea 's!sa rcapportloned tho
representation ~ tue convention whereby
tho delegation fran Now York City IL tli.
creased lrutl' - |" 'V-a gull ut :,l-a1nu tlIat
| o. Aass County iron, III to as-A Kain OF II.
lho entire Number M delegates to tle call'
vcna'ol Is Illt:rensrll by II. aiWl nf these tho
l"o cities Of Now York ai,l brooklyn gaill
oO, or nearly tho "l!'le tncrcase This may
ur may not Iare been authorized by the
rttlcs. nut 1t certAthIy tloes not look fcir.
Tllo peculiar Significance vi 10 enormous Il
gull Ut representation! Tor Now York City Ii
To ba foIlnd In thu completu domination Ut
tho machine III tllat city uyr thu solcctlun Vi
l!ulegntes. Tl,e Republican nlachlno OF Now
i0rk Is mIlcll m0re efficient ut tls lle1n,b'
llvan primaries tilun 'ru.n1uauy Is nt tl,u
, 1881-09-02

rlusiye rtr),t ~ onerot1uv thc,r rm,t-tbot Ia,
fl, prcscrihInr wt,ni cnrs. tow u,a,,y of them.
tl,etr wclnlt. thnir lime uf r,nnI,r. mil IN
general lin ,ncrl,nnlrut ,n,,tr,,, If III, bust-
hess, i;ut lit nil utLcr tt,tnrn ti,ey urr cuu,.
muu curriers' ,lulmr husfnrss, ,for tho ,u1l1tp,
a,ul IN 40 ,Intnr are sub;ert Ia nj, tho cam.
,,on.1aw ru,rs md regulations eoyeruur thu
duties ant ob,tgat,ons ri curriers' rho
Cour, A,snoscs of nh tia hnjr-snlitt1,,r non.
sruse Of vested rjahis under rl,urinr. n,nt or
illu rtyllt nf ,ct u1,tl corporations IN tu wl,ut
,I,uy think proprr wtth their ,wu pr;,,nrrly,
JutIuc cMcClury,tecta,ps tint "'rllls cu,,rt can-
not fur moment su,,ctu the nruposIt,, tint
tic iaf[ruutl eou,,,u,,y utay l,y extortjpn or
unjust Discrimination, cxrlu,tu l,.p exl,ress
co,unn,,y frn,u Inn rifrt tn r,,ntt,trt tt, f,si.
icss ,tluu, thu rpilroa,I," and tlu Court e,,,-
pl1nszys tl,ts trct.tou by tho following sig
,nit,cat.t notice to all parties CONCERNED. liz
snys: II aua 1lnt prcunrct uuR to tx tic
maximum rutcs IL l,r charged for tl,n tral,s-
pt,rtation Of exprcss matter; but / have no
doubt or tic power ur tho court, after !tlyes-
tigatiun, 10 ,lo So"
This decision Is In sympathy witt, previous
decisions 10 tho same effect ly Justice Ilor-
Inn nj the Supreme Court, mud by Judge
1jnXtcr pf tho Skill. Circuit, a,ltl by District
Judges. Key, Gresham, I'ruat, llallct aud
Caldwell. 1t recognizes ai alllfJns tl,at
railroads nre IL part Of the business Inacl,in-
erv or tic country. al{l not spccial Inventions
fIci.l by special pntents for the exclusive llsU
of the patcntccs. These companies operate
public highways, Switch are fruo to nil who
,l1,,y cllOuse 10 use tllc,n for Transportation,
1I,,n,i IN vt,,r int otttI ran nntia ft,iE ftsho
, 1881-09-02

Tl,E papers Which iNyo bee,i cXtrnyagal,ly
MutlnH Miss ScntEcy, or New yurk, hecuuso she
committed III uttul,it ut West Point hotel ulHt
NJ. khKlfah gentlemen TUNED lIurtc1,, nra prob
ably GeKin4lnE 10 sro thAt thulr Judgment OF tho
nfrN!r WIS llttle tno .provlous. hiss Scotrey
nreusct Sir, f!urslen, u using tho words "hpil"
and "tnu,o,lust." ind, wlsun he denied tho
ct1rKr, Mskc, II he meant to Gull her liar, a1tl
subsequently struck him IN thu faec. THESE ara
tho fncts aa presented ny tho friends Of both
lartics and tho .sanUrlrat rpgt!u hnvo no reason
tn bn rFtrlld If tho lurt which tho representative
0f this country puyeil III the 1uattur,
, 1881-09-02

rnE rnlrAGn TNtnl-SE has established branch
office. tlte rccofps Ut subscriptions and advcfisus
nsenls ~ fotlowa: u .'.-.
SEW f0lsk-ltoom y Tribune l'uldnR. F.T SIC.
1AUhES. MuhhEcT.
Gl.AsGUM Hcotland-Aian's American Nows
Agcncy, IL fkcn1oIl-AL
LONDON. En9-An.eslcan Exchange. ~ Strand.
,tESHY F.EiIt.1G, Agent.
WASHINGTON. u. E--1a1a streak
, 1881-09-02
CAPT. HowoATE AND LIEUT.. FL1ppER.

e,,nof snr,.,oa ,1on,rtuont 1Io i,os lort +hc7
aorvIro nud thc conntr, at ouc and t,,o some
linn IN comnonv viii y woman mt L,s
,v,fo mr., hos nho,,,ono,I ,,is ,.tfo and family
ton,,,,n thon, Il, rtt,r ,,ost,tr,Io, In hoa
et,,,r rro,, tho rrr5to,1 Stotea ,1.rooshrv
s,no nm onJ lar ,,,a ,,,,,,s,nan san nm wharf
II ro,v on,,,or. no a .,Yc,t,arr,I Fling ~
oo,,rra tl,ot ha anil, l,o.o s,ofen so ,n,,c,
,,onav ,.,th,,+ ,,atnv ,iatootoJ ,Iho ~.
+hor,t,oa eto,,, viii ,pna oohnat no ff #
,.or,, eo,noth;,,p ,uorrn,oua thot q man vim
,y1s ,,is o,vn ,itshmrsor and outl,,nr could
hoyo to1,an On ,,,nc,, ,nouov ,vIthont cvnoauro
t,o,,,,l, tl, ,,,oet orirnrv mn, ~, ,foro.,lo,1
th,of In tta ,vor1,1 WIN In,I ~, chcc,,a
,,no,, lin, co,,,,I iovo occnmrl;abo,l I'm
s,n,o fat ,,st -. oost,,. or,1 slillf,lIr no
cont uowroto so t,,a fnrtiyc t.antol,,
tno,. h,,f = willie, ,lo,tors o,',, ,,1o,,t hovn
,o,n,, ~ nora ,ol In hoo,, ~, ,ts,oae,, or i,ol
,,o1r % hncn @ .nv ~ mara I ~ ,o1,c 1foyInr tokc,,
tha nouoy ,,o .,,rocnn,.,l IN ,1tano.o ri n hv
.ott1nr m M .,,orout nst.hltyt,mnnt rnr -
m,utrnsa II, WoshI,vtnn ,vl,cro Ii, a,,ant h}s
linn ~ tho nnylcct of lila wlfo md ch1l,Ircr,
,yr, ,v,r,, 1oft r., uhft fnr ,t,o,ruclvna os t,ov
,,cst cn,,1l lin mndo M rnucrn1,ncnt of ,ls
ubn,uo mr. iii tho ,n,.tra.u ,,n,n ,vho,n In
,vos I,vrs,tny i'm etolan ,,onnv mr. ,It,l IN,
thIn,- Il uu,uanlv nnr shn u,,,yn,uonlv tn
to,,nt ,ho ,,tsn on,, ins,,,t hcr l,v ,cnvt,r MI
lar c1nlms nnon l,cr hush,nM or ,,ts snnnort.
A. ,o.t oftor n Io,,r o,mJ hrti,fout ,ornor II,
,nonnv.snnn,ltnr altar o,tsl,;nIrr n,,v NJ
,ho Wos,,,"ntam Stn,horrv ,,o,v,,os af,or
tlno.uo n,o,,ov ,hn,t Il, tt,o ,novt rocl,,nss
,rnnnrr i, occurr,,l nossIhI, tn s,nuo surc
nersor to s,,sncrt s1,,cc tI,o sfnnnl.srrviro
, 1881-09-02

Enstrt1 at The io,t.nre nj fhtr'sa H.. as seeond'
{iGfs Matter.
For tho bcneNt OF ntlr pnrnns rim tlss!r0 to send
single cbpes 1f TIE TK1nCSE through tho Mal! we
p1te tIeepwlsh TIM transient rate ri Nostn1u!
}hrriqn aud pamsstle. f'tr Cant.
FIrht and rwelsr l'agJ t'npur. cents.
ktxtecu Page atpf cents.
, 1881-09-02

l10olcy's Thcntrc.
Randolph street.. between Clark nnd Ia snllt.
Engagement of Ilcnrlettn vnders. 'ahndows."
, 1881-09-02

HnrnunatA C1rcits autl A1ci,uGcrle.
Lake Front, 0nposIt Madison strcet. Afternoon
nd ByeptnR,
, 1881-09-02

WiIESEvE1. tile In. III. Nc,oS'css commits
II fraud II cnn bu 'lcncn.tcd upDn IL furnish
tile proot Of II. II Is tho most accommodate
fng newstcss piper Il. ILLS respect IN tllo
Ul,ftci Slntes. W!lpn IL accomplished tho
unparalleled fcAt uf ia,ttlg the King James
ycrsIun Ut tho NGw Testament tlGl1} sent by
"cub!e' from LuntEon 1t WIS mt satisfied
with The I!nnx. 1t laN to exl,llse The "eabc +"
Just tho next week by repriullug the true
revision fruim Tile TRIBUNE. So i. conf
,nittcd fruud ono wcck md pleaded guilty
thu next. lis confession Of frau.t fl It's
Washington "speclals" "t?) IS equally COLI
pletc. Wednesday morning In Its "1'0st-
script" it prlnted MI alleged Especial ~ frons
Washington really stolen frum tho first cti-
tim Of THE 'rtlruSE. Tile next tlay Its
Washington correspondent referred to tho
same news-iten, rs something never bcforo
mentioned III tho Nc,usicss-least Ut nll ln
his own alleged dispatches. This two Ills
patches printed rs coming from the same
correspondent cpn,pare rs follows:
, 1881-09-02

ORIENTAL. LODGE No. III. Il. +. s A. At.-ttaI1
1:2 lnSaI1s-st iseAu1ar Communication This friday
t;ilNiiLES CATilN. Secretary.
, 1881-09-02

a1rFtc1ker'a Theatre.
NatsIson stscr:. hotwccn Etutr md Dearborn.
Engagement Ut 81. q. Eus,ls. "Na1nl OF rosen."
, 1881-09-02

CINCINNATI evidently tloes not appreciate
holuo talent. Mud =. h.s boon t,nrted In tho
free. loE.MlI rAee 70 b. trt>tiel lhero Oct. Il,
, 1881-09-02

Clark Ytrect. r'FpG%i. new t'nnrt-atnnsc. EnEa0e
nens us thu tnIon-squaEo Theatre Company. "Nau
lei Huctnt."
, 1881-09-02

Olympic Theatre.
Clark street. tc.Hceh ltake uud lsundolph. Variety
entertainment
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
TOO HARD BARGAIN.

When Ada Rehan, the well-known ac-
tress, was in Louisville short time ago, a
Southern gentleman, planter Of cousidera-
BILE years and fortune, allowed her charms
to overcome his long sustained aversion to
matrimony, aud approached the fair lady
with proposals Of marriage. The following
conversation is then reported by a veracious
Louisville scribe to have cnsuod az
consent TO become your wife, sir, should
first desire time TO understand your dispose
tion second, should desire your consent
to two propositions" "Name 'cm." he
said. "You must consent to my remaining
on the stage ten years longer at least"
"Umph Well, l don't think would"
"And you must at once cease the use of to-
bacco-except in the form of cigars. ;
"W-h-a-tw The planter started back in
his chair, looking around tho hotel pnrlor,
and stared at her, and from his lips there
followed prolonged whistle. "Great gnd
miss Surely-why- p and then he
again stared. ~ mean what l say +
"CUme now" he found voice 10 speak
"come, now, miss, let's compromise. II
agree to your acting a year or two, bu
don't cut off my tobaaco-don't. Pd-i
would-don't." "You haye heard the al
tentative" "Then, by Jackson, therer
nothing more to be said. Like you--you',
suit me; but when it comes to choosn' be
tween chewn' and marryin' give mo III
natural leaf-frst, last and always. Gool
day, miss. And as red in the face as
Southern sunset he took his departure. sh
never saw him again.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
INuERsOLL ON sI7INCy MEN.

despse stingy man. don't see how
900 or $40 ,O0O, 900 in o city full of want,
when he meets almost every day the with
cred hands Of beggary and the white lips Of
famine. How a man can withstand all
that and hold in tho clutch of his hands
2O,OOO 900 or $50 900, 900 is past my COM
prehensio1. do not see how he can do it,
| should not think he could do it any more
than he could keep a pile Of lumber when
hundreds Of thousands were drowning in
the sea. Do you know that have known
men who would trust their wives with
their hearts and homes, but not with their
pocket books--not with q dollar. When
see a man of that kind l always think he
knows what is most valuable. Think OF
making your wife begsarl Think of her
asking you every day for dollar or two, or
to humbly beg for so cents. "What did
you do with that 50 l gave you ?" Think
of having a wifo afraid of you'll What
kind of children do you expect to have
with coward and a beggar for mother ,
Oh, tell you, if you have but dollar in
the world, and you huvo got to spend it,
spend it like king spend it as though it
were dry leaf and you were the owner ol
unbounded forests. That's tho way to
spend it. had rather be a beggar and
spend my last dollar like king, then 10 be
a king and spend my money like II beggar.
II it's got to go let it go. Get the best you
can for your iamily-and look as well as
you can yourself When you used TO go
courting how nice you looked All, your
eye was bright, your step was light, and
you just put OH the best you could. Do
you know that it is insuflerable egotsm in
you TO suppose that woman is going to
love you always, looking as bad as you can.
Think oft? Any woman on earth will be
true to you forever when you do your level
host
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
AREVIsED WEBSTER.

Necessity-n. A female who has blessed
the. world with number OF useful chill.
drcn.
Neck--n. Ola society lady, means half
way down to the waist.
Neighbor-n. Food for scandal.
Never-adv. Generally means hardly
ever.
Newspaper--n. A publication in which
the affairs Of the nation are settled by men
who frequently can't settle their own wash
bills.
Nice--adj. See naughty.
Nourishment-n. Formerly bread now
whiskey, tobacco and beer.
NuptuNls-p. The prologue TO comedy
tragedy drama.
Pardon-n. A punishment inflicted
upon American criminals.
Pqrson-n. A shepherd who is frequent
ly more interested in Mary than in the lit
tie lambs.
Pathology-n. The science which teachs
es how TO toll man that he has the stom-
ach ache, after be has told you that he has
pain in his stomach.
People-n. An Insignificant section Of
the American political machine, who ars
allowed to vote TO keep them in good hu-
NOR, after the politicians have chosen their
rulers for them.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
GENERAL JACKSON AND THE
SABBATH DAY.

During the latter part Of General Jack
sons life no was q the habit Of coming
down to New Orleans TO see his old friends
and comrades in arms and pafticipaie In
the celebration Of the glorious eighth or
January. II happened on one Of thess
visits that the eighth occurred on Sunday
General Plauche called upon the old hero
aud requested him to accompany the mill
tary to the battle ground on the anniversa-
ry of the great day. ~ am going to church
tomorrow" mildly observed the General
The military preparations for the cclebra-
tion went on, and Sunday morning dhwnsd
bright and beautiful. At TO o'clock GenF
Plauohe called at the st. Charles and in
formed General Jackson that the military
and civic professions were ready TO accom-
pany him to the scene Of his glory. "6en-
eral Plauche," responded Old Hickory,
turning upon him the glance Of his kiHd-
ling eye, II told you was going to church
to day" General Plaunche Withdrew
muttering to himself al might have
known better" The celebration was post
poned till the next day, and General jack
son listened on that day 10 one Of the most
eloonent dlscourses in the church on La
ilyette square from Dr. Scott ever pronounc-
ed in the pulpit.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
FooLrNG wrrM A oUAKEfs.

He was a peaceable looking man, with q
quiet looking horse attached to on unit
tractye sleigh, with unostentatious bells.
lie wore wde-rimmed hat and shad-bal-
lied coat, as ho drove easily down the South
Easton hill, journeying from Bucks county
to the land OF Northampton. He was OBJ
served by a fellow of the species rough
whom much loofng had made impudent,
and who lifted up his yawr:
sn-a-a-y bat where are you going With
that man2
Verify, l journey beyond the rivers
friend, mildly responded the Quaker, and
thithcr goeth my hat also.
Hold up and take fellow along, can't
you, called out the man Of wrath.
Nay, friend, my business and Inclination
forbid it,
I'll soon fix that, and tho fool ran for
ward ard jumped on the runner.
Verify, friend, if thee insists upon get
ting into my vehicle will even help thee,
and the man of peace reached out right
hand as resistless ms an oyster dredge. II
caught the youth around the throat worse
than fourteen year-old dlphtheria, jerked
him into the sleigh, and slammed him down
among the straw, where he got tramped on
by pair of No. Is cowhides until he
thought ho had got caught in a shower Of
pile drivers. FINELY he got kick that
lifted him clear over the side Of the sleigh
and ran his head into the bank by tho
roadside, whero he dwindled down IN Q
heap like gum shoe discouraged BY Q
street car, and murmured as be rubbed his
ensanguined nose in the snow;
"Who'n blazes'd a ever thought the east
iron man'd gone around with steam up an
disguised as blamed old Quaker"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
TEE MEETING.

On fair Loeb Lomond's shining breast
A thousand ripples broke,
As through the waves boatman rowed
With strong and steady stroke.
He knew pair of lovely eyes,
Which he oft had watched before,
Would greet him with their lovely light
When he should reach the shore
When Beauty gazes, strength is born,
And o'or the water bright
The slender boat was swiftly sent,
Amid a sea of light.
81 SEQ her face" he softly cries;
"'Iis like the blu hing rose"
And swiiter yet the waves are cleft,
AS on the shallop goes,
He rounds tho curve and gains the shore,
Then on the shining sand
He lightly syringe, and In his own
He clasps her trembling hand.
All, who may paint n maiden's blush,
Or sound a lovers bliss7
Or who portray, with curious touch,
Love's first, bewildering klss2
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
THE LOGIC OF EVENTS.

There was an exciting scene this morn
ing in the Recorders Court The neigh
bors of Gabe Snodgrass, living on Calves
ton avenue, were compelled to have him
arrested. He had whipped his wife, and
. her screams were SO terrific that crowd at
a saloon ten blocks distant put their un-
touched glasses back on the bar and went to
the door to sec what was the matter. Both
Gabe and bis wife Matildy were in Court.
"What do you mean, sir" asked his Honor
sternly, "by such cruel treatment Of her
whom you vowed at tho altar TO love and
cherish? ?" Gabe assumed a persuasive at
titude and emphasized every word lie said
by the most exravagant gestures He was
laboring under intense mental excitement.
am explain it ter yer, Judge. Foah God,
l hardly teehed her wid de toe oh my boot.
! tell yer, Jedge, dat dam nigger's voice am
to blaim. When she sings out hit sounds
like q hull camp meetin'. Am l TO blaim
bekase Ma;ildy has got voice like biler
explodin 2" His Honor shook his head as
if to intimate that the theory was too thin.
"Yer don't believe me? Now, Jedge, just
you jedge for yourself" said Gabe, and
lifting up hoof the size Of ham, he gave
Matildy a kick that would have jolIed IN
elephant. She threw her hands up and
opened a mouth as big as that of a cir.
Gus hippopOtamus. She gave a prolonged
yell that caused two teams to run away, aud
caused everybody in the court room to hold
their hands to their ears. "Dar," said Gabe
triumphantly, when she subsidized, sis yer
gwine to punish me bekase she has got O
sopraner voice2 Is to blaim bekase she
makes q sengorfest outer herself?" His
Honor saw the justice of Gabe's defence, and
told him to clear out Cohesion NsE0s.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
If not paid in advance, $l.25
cnrner Of n thero vas a reddish .tnin.

corner of II there was q reddish stain.
at seems to be good one" said Leon
with forced calmness. Chow long before
the train goes ?"
"Half an hour yet" replied the host.
At this moment q waiter entered. "Gimme
some brandy and soda, quick, for the Eng
lish milord," he remarked; "and send up q
chambermsid with a mopj he dropped n
bottle of port on the floor last night, and the
room is flooded"
To the nmozement Of both landlord and
waiter, Leon and his wife sat down and
laughed until they cried.
"order us a good breakfast" said he to the
landlord, eve won't go until the two o'clock
train. ."-Aroonatt.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
Rockford tIll.) Register.l
FELL AGAINST A SIgAttP EDGE

This is furnished by Mr.. Wm. VIII, 1918
Franklom Ave. Philadelphia, Pa Some
time since received severe injury to my
back, by falling against the sharp edge Of a
marble step, the stone penetrating It at least
a half inch, aud leaving q very paipinl
wound. After suffering for time, ! con-
cluded to apply 81. jacobs Oil and am
pleased to say, that the results exceeded my
ekpeataiious u speedily allayed all pain
and swelling aud by continued use, made a
perfect cure really think it the most efh-
caeous lihiment ever used
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
HUSBAND AND WIFE.

Oh, let inc kiss my baby once,
Once before l die;
And bring it sometimes to my grave
To teach 1t where lie.
And tell my husband when he comes
safe home from SEQ,
To love the baby that leave
Ifeyer he loved mo.
And tell him, not for might or right
Or for sworn marriage vow.
But for the helpless bhLy's sake,
would have kissed him now.
JEAN INGELow
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
luc' OiueBlsl' NhAs' H. DHhNAhD
KENDALL'S
SlaHil ClTH on HInal Flesh.


BnEtrsleIu, VI, Dec. 23, 1S70
B. J. Kendall & CO., G ants wish to adj my
tes,Imouy in favor Of your inva u Ole bninent.
KeuOn - SPAWN ture" In the suring OF
'SOl itued Oh the leo and spralucd Iy lignt
limb at the knee jIit mas very lame and
ut tlmaS sulf roG t1r most eNcruciating pain. /
wor Il Dnnuase on IT for ovo n year, pliG lied
IN 1at ,vcrvti'nr W. I'm my re Ch hut couiO
1nd nothing that would give nc ueru anrn ut
rrlef VIII ] overw Ikea. u Would D IN me
yer much In ADril, S1e. l Dep n 10 tn nN J
should tc II c ipule tor nfC; huf having some Of
Xendnl.'s SPAWN Cure thCucht wO lld try it.
1 uscd one.thnd or n bottle, Gld experienced
rr II NJ tnce. The ram lelt u. Hnd hns not
trtuOltu me alncp. 1 fee v,r7 grateful to You
nd would recommend kend IFS SPAWN Cui c
% all WHO ~ fer wi h Upr. ms or rhCuma ism
Yours truly. Mrs j. BCUTELL.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
Our Puzzle Corner.

CROSSWORD ENIGMA.
My first is in scatter, not in sow)
Ny second is in cbasten, not in blow
Ny third in Maggie, not in En-;
Ny fourth in ruby, not in GENT
My fifth in laurel, not in oak
My sixth In mantle, not in cloak
My seventh in music, not In songl
NY eighth in narrow, not In long,
Ny ninth in magnate, not in lord
Ny tenth in cannon, not in swords
My last in angle, not in right
Ny whole is ruler who ruled With
N.C.M.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
manu- cict ,I,e ChiiIs.

II you are subject TO Ague YOU must be
sure TO keep your liver, bowels aud kidneys
in good free condition. When so, you will
be safe from an attacks. The remedy 70
use is Kidney-Wort Il is the best preven-
tive Of all malariai diseases that you ean'
take SEQ adv. 10 anothsr coiuma
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07
REVERSALS.

I. Reverse to drive back, and have one
affected with leprosy.
2. Reverse moistu re, and have to marry.
3. Reverse to pull, ard have guard.
q. Reverse portion, and have a snare.
6. Reverse conjunction, and have
wooden vessel. BARkts.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-07

IlEI n YOurselves by m7kinR money
HE r when a golden ohqnue rs OfrTe5,
~ theIeJy always keepirg g poverty
from Your dOur. Those who always take aG-
Nnntnge Ot tAe chances loo mnsing money that
are on1 led, generally becOmo wealthy, whuo
tlose who do not Improve such g nuCe- remain
IN pov rtv, We went many men women huYs
enh girls to work Tor N Tipht m their own To-
ca TVS. The bl mess VIII nav ore "a % ten
tunes tr linarv wage. We furnish an cNpen
aVe Outnt Cud thai You ured, ire Nuoue
who engages fails 10 maAc mono very ruuld Y.
You cat devote vOur whu,e tms to no work
or my your spare moments. ful D forma llon
nnd al. that 4 needed sent rec. Add ess
o'rI SON 6 o., Pottiund Name.
Oct. ., lsY ~