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Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1881-03-31
onnosi,ien 10 a supplemental Tax.

SAN FRANoIsoo, March 3Oth. William AL
word and some forty or fifty others have
brought suit in the Superior Court, pray
ing for writ of prohibition to restrain the
Tax Collector from the collection of taxes en-
the Supplemental tax list" last fall. The
Tax Collector, claiming TO act under spe-
cial law applying to San Francisco, made a
supplemental tax list after the regular tax
list had been made up and equalized. 1t is
claimed by plaintiffs that they have paid all
the taxes legally due, and that the supple
mental tax list is illegal and void. The
amount OF property represented in the sup
Elemental list is $3.50, 600, 600.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1881-03-31

VALLEJO, March 30th.-A telegram was
received at the navy yard late this afternoon
ordering the Waehussett to sea Immediately
to search for the missing mail steamer City
of New York. The officers were all to be on
hand at shutdown, if possible, for the ship is
to proceed to sea direct from here. Coaling
was begun with force of night laborers, to
get the ship ready to sail by o'clock in the
morning. IL possible.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
Mothers! M0tlers!! Mothers!!!

Are you disturbed at night and broken
of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with the excruciating pain of cutting
teethl If so, go at once and get bottle of
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, 1t will
relieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
depend upon it; there is no mistake
about it. There is not a mother on earth
who has ever used it, who will not tell you
at once that it will regulate the bowels,
and give rest to the mother, and relief and
health to the child, operating like magic.
1t is perfectly safe to use in all cases, and
pleasant to the taste, and is the prescrip-
ton of one Of the Oldest and best female
physicians and nurses in the United States.
Sold everywhere. % cents bottle.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
Making New Rails from Old.

But few people are aware, says the
indianapolis Journal, Of the immense
amount of handling that it requires TO
convert an old iron rail into q new one.
From the time it arrives in the yard at
the rolling mill until it is shaped out, .
rail is handled thirty-one times. Tho
process is as follows: II is first unload
ed from the car. then picked up and
run on q set of rolls to the shears, then
cut up, when cut piled into fagots, then
loaded on TO . harrow and charged in
to furnace, heated 10 welding heat,
then hauled out and placed on iron
huggies, run to weighing rolls; han
died six times, until finished to bloom,
then returned to the buggy, carried to
repeating furnace, brought 70 . Weld
iny heat. then returned to the rolls on
d buggy, passed through tho rolls nine
times, then run TO saws where ootn
ends are nut on at once, then laid on
the cooling bed; when cooled, placed
under tho straightener, which taxes
out Nil minor crooks. The burr on ino
ana il then filed oil, when the rail v
;nseeetetlr 4As,i taken to punching ma
chine and lifted for splice bars, thence
10 tho slotting machine. where y !.
s;,ttcd for the spikes; thon the raj!
gous OH the benches 10 the yards snu
from thence 70 tho cars.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
An Alleged Robbery.

QUINCY, ILL.,, July i9.-Friday last
Noah Boyer, live stock agent for keenan, &
Hancock, Chicago, sent $4,000 to his sub
agent, WIN. Scott, at Denver, Hancock
county, ILL.,, to pay for some cattle. The
money reached him Monday morning. A
telegram was received from Scott stating
that he had been robbed of the entire
amount last night by burglars having en-
tered his house, chloroformed the family
and taken his pants, in which the money
was, and that the pants had been found in
the stock,yards to-day. Detectives have
gone 70 Denver to look into matters.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
Enterprising Druggist.

Mr.. George Z. O'Hara, the live druggist
of the town, is always up to the times and
ready to meet the demands of his many
customers. He has just received supply
OF that wonderful remedy that is astonish-
ing the world by its marvellous cures. DR..
Kings New Discovery for consumption,
coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis, hay
fever, phthsic, Group, whooping cough, tick
ling in the throat, loss of voice, hoarseness
or any affection of the throat and lungs.
This remedy positively cures, as thousands
can testify. If you do not believe it call
at his drug store and get trial bottle free
of cost or a regular size bottle for one dol
lar. AS you value your life, give it a trial
and be convinced, as thousands already
have been az
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
Didn't Know 1t Was Loaded.

CLAREMoNT, ILL.,, July ia ten-year-
old girl of Levi Couch, Of HadIey, ILL.,, was
shot and killed on Sunday by a twelve. year
old son Of Patrick McEveley, while the
girl was at Mr.. McEveley's visiting. Mr..
and Mrs. McEveley took occasion to leave
the children at the house, and during the
absence of the parents the boy got the gun
and pointed it at the girl, saying 81 will
shoot you" when It was discharged, the
ball penetrating the brain just above the
left eye, producing instant death. The
funeral takes place Monday, at the Antioch
cemetery. The families and friends have
the sympathy of the entire community. Th'
boy didn't know it was loaded.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
Slain by the Heat.

DECATUR, ILL.,, July l0.-Frank Lutz, a
farmer living few miles north OF Decatur,
is lying in dangerous condition, having
been stricken down by the heat while at
work in a field. 1t is thought he will die.
He was an old soldier.
News was received here this evening of
the tragic death Of farmer named Fred
Orris, who was kicked in the head by a
horse, in Shelby county, the other day. Hi
skull was fractured and he died in a short
time. He left a family In needy circum-
stances
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
WAITS.

A theatre manager says he does not
like to visit the Atlantic coast. He
sees too many light houses.
The Buffalo doctors have discovered
that roller skating is good for the Kinks,
but awful bad for the la-rynx.
1t is grave oifense to rob q soldier
when on duty. The other night, how
ever, sentry was relieved of his watch.
waiter, here's fly in my tea. "
"Thank you, sir, didn't notice it,"
Lays down check for five cents extra.
An Irish editor says: Sour women
are accused of being fond of whistling.
Well, so be it. What is more lovely
than tulips well blown"
The New Haven Register says twas
base ball pitcher who ordered a ma
jolica pitcher, because he understood it
had many graceful curves.
The revised New Testament is not
popular in England. John Bull will
have his grumble over improvements,
evel il they are in the Bible.
The fog down at Boston is so salt
that il makes the eyes smart and can
DO tasted. The market men have only
to hang their beef out OF doors, and it
is corned in half an hour or so.
New York livcrymen have increased
tho prices of hacks for funerals 20 per
cent. In time IL will cost as much to
20 TO heaven as 1t costs to 20 10 Niaga-
ra. Your hackman is a grasping crea.
ture.
"Bill, I'm going to give up wearing
white necktics." "Why SOP l'm sure
you look well in them. = Cant hell
II. They're too humanitarian. All che
beggars In the street IRE importuning
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21

Chicago July 90, 10 AM %
Pork--Angust, SIT rs; September,
sl7 70.
Wheat august, 81 l4lS September
81 i4]s.
Corn-August, 47%c; September, 4Sc.
oats-August, s92sc; September, e8l6
CHICAGO, July 20, Il NJ
Pork-August, SIT II b; September,
ST. so.
Wheat-August 81 1874; September,
81 14}5.
Corn-August, 47%c; September, IS.
Oats-August, 29%c.
CHICAGO, July 20, I'm.
Pork-July, sl7 rex, nominal; August,
sl7 721a; September ST. rex.
Whest-July, 81 l2, nominal, August,
81 1901 1a1 September, 81 1879.
Corn-July, 47%@4Sc; August, 47ssc;
September, 47Nc.
Oats--July, Al a; August, 2S2sc; Sep.
tember a7 &c.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21

1t is said that a man en- always tell
sensible woman by the heel of her
boot. There is the high heel, hooked
Ia under the instop, which indicates
giddiness, bad taste, and want of
culture; then there is the medium hoe !,
which indicates n desire for fashion,
and yet an objection to excess; then
there is the lady-Iike, small heel, slight
ly curved, not quite so low as the heel
Of mans boot, but yet low enough.
and placed in the proper position for
comfort; that indicates good breeding,
good sense. and delicacy. Young men
should know this, and Judge accord
incly.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
The Army Worm.

JOLIET, Ill.,, July l9.-The dreaded army
worm has made its appearance in Will
county for the first time, and in the north.
crn portion of the county is committing
great dcpredications in the oat field, des.
troying large fields in few nights. The
farmers are beginning to harvest their oats
green to save partial crop.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
High Water.

QUINCY, LII, July 10.--Owing to the
height of water, trains on the st. Louis
and Keokuk Route have gone no further
north than Quincy to-day. The river has
begun falling at Keokuk, and II is expected
that within day or two trains will be able
TO run through. N
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
Rain and Wind.

CLAREMoNT, Ill, July ia disastrous
wind and rain storm passed over this sec
ton of country about one o'clock p. m,
Sunday, which did considerable damage in
the way of unrcofng houses, barns, and
blowing down grain stocks and fences. No
damage to human lives has yet been re-
ported.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
A Beauty on her Death. BED.

GALENA, ILL.,, July l9.-Mme Louisa
Montague, Forepaugh's $4,000 beauty, is
lying dangerously i'll at the Horning house
in this city, and the physicians in attend
anco are fearful that she will not recover.
Her disease is inflammation Of the bowels.
She arrived here yesterday morning in Il
very low state from Waterloo, Iowa.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
CHURCHES.

CAIRo BAPTIST TEN perance hall on Tenth
1 street; preaching first and third sundays Ia
each month, Iii "A. and 1880 p nj prayer meet
ing Thursday, 7:SOp. IN. sunday school g:5o am
aus Rev. A. J. HESS, Pastor.
CHURCH OF THE REDEEMBR-tEPiscopaD
l ! Fourteenth street; Sunday 700 q. m, Holy
Euchasist; 9 30 a. m. Sunday school loa5 a. M
Morning prayers; 500 ?. m, evening prayers r.
p, Davenport, S, T, r. Rector.
THIRST MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH
i Preaching at 10: 80 a. ~, p. m, and 1:30 p m.
Sabbath school at 7.30 p. m Rev. T. D. SHORES,
pastor
r UTHERAN-T Thirteenth street; services Sab
IL bath 40 a. M; Sunday school Up. m. Rev.
Knappe, pastor
HEETHODIsT--Cor Eighth and Walnut streets
IN Preaching Sabbath 1880 a. m and p. m.
nrayer meeting, Wednesday 730 p. m; Sunday
school, . a. M Rev. Whitaker, pastor.
PRESBYTERIAN Eighth street; preaching on
l sabbath at II 90 q. m. and 7.30p. m; prayer
meeting Wednesday at 1850 p, m; Sunday School
atSp, m Rev. B. Y. George, pastor
CT. JoSEPHS-(R Catholic) Corner Cross
y and Walnut streets; services Sabbath 1880 n.
m. Sunday School At Up. m; Vcspers p m; ser
vices every day at 81. m.
CT. PATRICK'S-(R Ca,holic) Corner Ninth
= street and Washington avenues services SAD.
bath and 10 a. m. Vespers 3 p m; SUNDAY school
ap. m. services every day at p m Kew Mas'ersoh
priest, -----------------
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
Sull-StrOke.

CHARLESTON, ILL, July l9.-Mr. Nelson
Bush, a prominent farmer of Hickory
Township, died yesterday from sun-stroke.
The Odd Fellows of this city attended the
funeral, which occurred to-day. Mr.. Bush
had only been married few weeks.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21

is very dry and hot. This afternoon the
thermometer indicated 1903 degrees in the
shade. We have had but two cases of sun
stroke, One occurred this afternoon, lit.
tie girl. Neither case proved fatal.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
A Renovating Remedy.

Is to be found in Burdock Blood Bitters.
AS On antidote for sick headache, female
weakness, bilious, indigestion, constipa
ton, and other diseases OF a kindred ma.
ture these bitters are invaluable. Price
81 90, trial size 10 cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
Certificate.

III have used Burdock Blood Bitters with
great benefit for indigestion and constipa
ton of the bowels" G. l.. EAsToN,
Hamilton, Ont
Price $l.00, trial size 10 cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
Found at Last.

What every one should have, and never
be without, is Thomas Eclectric Oil. 1t is
thorough and safe in its effects, producing
the most wondrGus cures of rheumatism,
neuralgia, burns, bruises and wounds of
every kind Paul G. Schulz, agent.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
Triumphant.

Mrs. Seigfried, Marion, O., says Thomas
Electric OIL was triumphant in her case
she used it for severe cold and pain in
side, and was relieved in a few minutes.
Paul G. Schulz, agent
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21

CANCER. No Knife. No Pam. No Sick
ness. No Fearful Treatments. Treatise
free. Go or send to Dr. Kline, 93l Arch
ST., Phiada, Pa.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
Within Eight Miles of Carthage.

CARTHAGE, Mo-, July 10. -Notwith-
standing the intense heat the track layers
on the Missouri Pacific laid one and half
milos of iron yesterday, and are now within
eight miles Of Carthage.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21

Bons, pimples on the face, salt Rheum,
old sores, and all cutaneous eruptons dis.
appear like magic when DR.. Lindseys
Blood Searcher is used
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21

II Is simply marvellous how quickly con
stipation, biliousness and sick headache are
cured by Sellers Liver Pills" Price %
cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21

DAINTER's MANUAL-nousc and sipn paint.
! Ing. granting, vanishing, pol,phi nv kalscming
30. 70 cts. Book Of Alphabcis, 10. Hook OF Fancy
AApnno.S,s v, Siun Carriage, Car, Frcsco and
DECORATIVE Peinting, ~, Japanese characterization
~. standard Sign Writer, 81. STANDARD Scroll
book, 81. Scrolla and Ornaments, (Ioudolphe) 81.
Of booksellers or by mail JESSE HANEY q
CO. 1i0Nassau street, N, Y.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
THE TwENTY.FIRsT ANNUAL STATEMENT OF THE
EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY
oFTHE UNITED STATES 100 BROADWAY, NEW YORK
HENRY B. HYDE, President.
FOR THF YEAR ENDING DECEMBER 81 1880

From the undivided surplus. reyersionary diyi.
dends Will be declared available on settlement OF
next annual premium, to ordinary participating
The valuation Of the policies outstanding has
been made on the American experience table. the
legal standard Of the state ofNew York.
g w PHILLIPS, Acs,,,,e.
j. g. VAN CISE. |hc'uniies'
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
County officers

County officers.
Circuit Judged. j Baker.
Circait Clcrk-A. ii. Twin.
County Judge-R. Yocum.
County ClerK-S.J. Humm,
County Attorney. NJ. Damron,
County Treasurer-Miles W. Parker
Sheriff--John Hodges.
Coroner-R. Fitzgerald 49, r-,,a
County CommisBloners-T. W. haiiloay' o. a.
Gibbs aud Samuel Briley
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21

NEW YORK GRAIN.
EEw YoRK, July 20. 10 NJ
Wheat--6rmer No. Chicago, 81 90
Oh 20; No. Red Winter, 81 29H&1 80.
q.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-21
MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH

LIVERPOOL GRAIN.
LIVERPOOL, July 20, 9:51A.M.-
WheatrWinter, 9s 4d@9s 10d; Spring,
ss@9s AL California average, 9s 4d@
9s Cd; Club, 9s 7d@9s lid.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1881-07-22
LEARN ATRADE.

One of the many false notions which
the rapid increase of civilization in our
country has given rise to is the mis-
taken idea SO prevalent among our
boys and young men, that to learn
trade is beneath the dignity of gentle
man. heard young man the other
day OK pressing his views on the subject
to an elder. He was the son Of dry
goods clerk in moderate circumstances,
and he had no means Of accommodating
wealth other than by his own efforts.
The elder was one of Pittsburg's veal
thiest iron merchants; a man who had
risen to his present position from the
anvil of a blacksmith, in the mill
which he now controls.
"Mr. Blank" said the young man,
81 wish to present an application for
position as clerk in your Office"
.'Weli, Mr.. Smith," replied the
merchant, 81 have no vacancies in my
office at present, but l can offer you
situation as apprentice in our machine
shop if you wish to accept it,"
The young mans nose was elevated
a trifie as he replied in Il supercitiOus
tOne,-
81 would not feel that WAS doing
myself justice in learning Il trade, as
hope to make my way up the ladder
by mental abilities, rather than by
physical exertions."
The merchant dismissed him with
out further ado, and turning to me,
said:
"When will the average boy learn
| that trade is worth more to him than
all the clerkships in christendom ?"
Returning homo in the evening l
pondered over his words. l was but
Il clerk myself. Was his remark
really true? 1 looked around me; l
had a comfortable house, but the house
which I occupied was a rented one,
and cost large percentage of my
salary as rental. Thinking over some
few of my old friends, I made the fol-
lowing memorandum One of my
teen years before, learned shoemaking.
He now owns his own home, besides
being proprietor of a shoe store in
which, another schoolnate (who was
too proud to learn u trade) clerks at a
salary of $500 year.
My own employer and myself had
gone over our arithmetic and algebra
together, and L was considered the
smarter of the two; but he learned n
| trade, aud I am now his clerk, at a
salary which is a small percentage of
his own earnings.
Boys, give up your false pride in
this matter. You are standing in your
own light: Mono Of your acquaintan-
ces will think, less of you if you come
homo with sooty hands and face from
honest toll. No one will think less of
you for earning your wages mt a black
smiths fire or the carpenters bench
than they would were you clerk in
bank, and spent all your money on
your clothes. But, if you are deter.
mined to be a clerk, learn the trade
first, AMI learn it we'll, for tho time
may come when you will need il
badly.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1881-07-22

A Santa Fc paper tells II tale which
recalls Holiness novel of ssElsie
Venner." 1t says that there is resi-
dent at Guadalaiara an individual hav-
ing scaly green skin, exactly like a
viper's, which no sheds every year.
1t comes Off in u single piece. lie has
no hair OH his head. His sister, who
died IL short time ago, had similar
pecnliarities. Toward thessclose of her
life this vigorous skin encroached on
her eyes, SO that she could only see
through Il narrow aperture. The same
fate overhangs her brother. These
unhappy people are known as "viper
men and women Tho phenomenon
is attributed to the fact of their mother
having (as is common in Cuba) eaten
an excess of vipcr's flesh to cure dis
ease of the blood.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1881-07-22
BANK OF MONROE.

LEWIS -. ALLEN, .gr.. President
~ -. SlN'FN, Cashier.
GRAND ST.. MONROE, La,
NEW BANK EUrLOISa.
Europoan exchange for sale; also drafts
on st. Louis, New York, New Orleans and
cksbufg. -Mu,ilated money and foreign
coin bought at highest rates. Interest al
lowed on hn.e deposits. Collections
promptly attended to in Monroe, Trcuton
isastrop, Farnervile Vicnnn Columbia
Ouachita City, etc.
apr1:SO:t ilona,!r.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1881-07-22
OLD SHOES.

| In the course of the investigation
by Mr.. Hill's deputies, some singular
industries were brought to light. 1t
was found, for instance, that some use
was made of old shoes, but exactly
what use was hard to find out. Large
numbers of old shoes were sold by rag
pickers to certain men who disposed
of them Mt a good price. It is well
known that bits of old leather make
the commercial article known as Prus-
sian blue, but only few firms manu-
facture it, and the new call for old
shoes was evidently for some other
purpose. In New York City and
Brooklyn about three million pairs of
old shoes are thrown away every year.
Formerly old shoes were plentiful in
the cutters of certain neighborhootls
now ii appears that they are sought
after ns choice prizes in tho rag pick er's
line. BY dint Of persevering industry,
it was discovered that the old shoes
were used for three purposes. First,
all shoes, not completely worn out, are
patched, creased, and after being other
wise regenerated, sold to men who deal
in such wares. Some persons wear one
shoe much more than the other; these
dealers find mates for shoes whose
original mates are past hope. Second
Iy, the shoes not worth patching up are
cot into pieces, the good bits are used
for:patching other shoes, and the worth
less bits, the soles and cracked cup
pers," are converted into Jamaica rum
by process known only to the manu-
facturers. 1t is said that they arc boil
ed in pure spirits, and allowed to stand
for few weeks, the product far sur
passing the Jamaica rum made with
essence, burnt sugar, and spirits. a
gentleman who doubted the truth OF
this statement stopped recently at
low grog shop in the neighborhood of
the factory spoken of and inquired if
they hau any rum from old shoes.
s'No," replied the barkeepcr, awe
don't keep it much now the druggists
who want pure article, all sell it, and
tho price has gone up. But wc havc
had it, and we can get you some if you
want it," How many old shoes goes
to gallon of rum could not DO ascer-
tainetl.-Ne'D York Post.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1881-07-22
T.. WEIZEL,
Dealer in all kinds of
HOU $ y II O D FUR n y L r. J.
COFFlNS, COFFIN TRIMMINGS, &c.

COFFlNS, COFFIN TRIMMINGS, &c.
Furniture repaired, made t" order, md
satisfaction guaranteed. All orders for
Furniture promptly attended TO. Collins
supplied at short notice, with services OF
undertaken, il desired.
have also on hand fun stock of
Chiidrcns Carriages, which / offer for
salo at low prices.
Store and shop on Grand street, opposite
McEco's drug store. An inspection Of our
work and furniture is respectfully invited
january l, 1850. w
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1881-07-22

In thtrty-one years Gen. Sherman
has been but once late for dinner. His
wife Is the authority for this statement,
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1881-07-22

The boys of Detroit seems to be 60
ing down hill in their morals of late.
One Sunday ono of tho legion who
has always been noted for his respect
full demeanor toward the great public,
observed All old citizen yawning and
gaping on street corner, and said to
him: "Better not open your mouth too
wide" "Why:" was the surprised
query. "rhere's law agin opening q
saloon on Sunday" continued the sin.
full child AS he slid for the middle Of tho
street.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1881-07-22

No pretticr compliment can be given
than that which comes from the warm
heart and quick wit of the true IIiber-
nian. Mike was laying pavement brick
in the hot sun, and tho lady of the
house mixed up IL cool, nice drink and
carried 1t out to quench his thirst.
After long drawn swig he wiped his
mouth on his sleeve and said: "Ye'n
be in heaven SEWN years before the
devirll find 1t out.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1881-01-04
Ser @esmetier , ,.."s. a.. .'', ~. =.

,a&iss, Sirs an aat pslat I'D tafar iniaaartn HsA GIN.
yfaas stHr orisfmarls isasnfra ssrfsasi ssn ben 3trsas-
s,ttrs A.vpssIsr n. 60, SsIiimsrt Eb.