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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-03-18
Notice Of Final Settlement.
MANHOOD:
How Lost. How Restored

Just published, new edition Of DR..
IL Culverwell' IS Celebrated Essay on the
Radical Cure without medicine) of
-S4 SpermatorrhGa or Seminal weakness,
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tai and Physical lncapacity, Impedments to mar
riage, etc; also Consumption, Epilepsy and
Fits, induced by self-indulgence or sexual ex-
travagance. &c,
The celebrated author, in this admirable essay,
clearly demonstrates from q thirty years. sue
cessfnl practice, that the alarming consequences
Of self-abuse may be radically cured without the
dangerous use OF internal medicine or the appli-
cation of the knife; pointing out mode OF cure
at once simple, certain, and efectual, by means
Of which every sufferer, no matter what his con-
ditiOn may be, may cure himself cheaply, pri-
vately, and radically.
This Lecture should he in the hands of every
youth and every young man in the land.
Sent under seal, in u plain envelope, to any
address, postpaid, on receipt of six cents or
two postage stamps.
THE CULVERWELL MEDICAL CO
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In refraining from being mean to others you
are good to yourself.
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lola TEMPLE NO. 8

U. o. A. r. Regular meeting Monday even.
inge of each week at Odd Fellows Hall. All
Templars in good standing invited to visit.
W. \. COWAN, Templar
JOHN PAXsON, Recorder.
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PRESBYTERIAN.

Corner Madison Avenue and Western Street.
Preaching at IL H. IN. and p. IN. every sabbath.
sabbath school at 9:45 II m. Prayer meetinsev-
cry Wednesday evening. FyOu haven't a lit of
STRANGERS are welcome to all these services.
f. 5. MILLER, Pastor.
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They are never alone that are accompanied
with noble thoughts.
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Scientists observe phenomena and classify
facts. Philosophers corelate facts and deduce
truth from phenomena.
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HARRIS REMEDY CO. MFG CHEMISTS
Market and 9th SITS. ST. LOUIS, Mo

TuYQ DApED rnay be found OF file at Geo.
4AA40 L IA LID =. Royvell & Co.'S Newspaper
Advertising Bureau 0Spruce ST. where advertising
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The report that the Car of Russia was Attic
ted with paralysis is denied.
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KNIGHTS OF HONOR.

lola Lodge No. 1902 X. of II. meets in the Dad
Fellows Hall, on the second and fourth Friday
nights of each month Visiting brothers FROM
other lodges will be cordially welcomed.
NJ. DEMOSS, Dictator.
GEO. BURRIs, Reporter.
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Consult the lips for opinions, the conduct for
convictions.
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Answer this Question.

Carlotta Patti is giving concerts in India, and
is en- route to Egypt.
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CITY JEWELRY STORE.
WATCHES, CLOCKS AND ,JEWELRY,
wv cleaned and repaired ut c. A. STEELE's.
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j. E. THARP,
RARBER and Hair Dresser, lola, Kansas.
~ Hair cutting, ShampOOning, shaving &c. &c.
All work done neatly and promptly Give me q
call. Shop on Washington avenue.
, 1881-03-03

Mn. MuSnE'i..>. Liberal member for Shcf-
field, stated In tho 1loAsn Ut Commons yes
tertlny tiat tho Government did mot intend
to prohibit The importation Of American pork
Into Great I}ritan or 1re!and; that l!o had no
evidence of the existence of triclslnosis In
Chicago; t,lat tho fact that the Governments
0f sosnc European nations lln>l restricted the
Importation was 10 rCaH0n why Britain
should do 80, ns the countries referred to
were nut dependent OIL external supplies Of
food, while BritaIn Is. I1o said there was no
eyftlrncc to show tint two persona who died
iii Dublin recently were victims of trichl-
rosts. 1t Is evident tiiat A1r. AIuMlclIa esti-
nlutes at their full ynluu tho sensational
stories about tho existen'o Of trlcl!lnte In
pork published III tho f.ol,lon Journals.
, 1881-03-03

4 MAN gtv'ng tho name Of William Bowers
called at tho Chatham Street Hospital, New
TURK, yesterday morning and asked tn bc ad-
mittcd, rs hn was suffering from smallpox.
TAv doctors refused Him nlln,ittancc. md
directed him to the Headquarters OF
tic Health Department. On lils way
lo clbuwcd through several crowds, rode
In n strcet-car, ami finally presented
himself at tic Mulberry street cntra1lce In
the police headquarters, fought his way
through y waiting crowd. and toll Ills story
in tho uol'ce,nen's school 0f praetce. much
to the terror of tile officers receiving instruc.
lions, who scan,pcred oil at Il 'ligf, rate of
speed. lie was at length taken to tic River
slide Hospital, where his body was found to
be covered all over With pustules
, 1881-03-03

next question was on the tyenty-flfth
Str. ;e amendment, which Is to insert the
word Temporary III the fourth sec tton
fw''lc', authorizes the Secretary, Of the
Treasury tO ,,se *ino00, GOO In coin in the
redemption Of 5 md . per cent l,orsis).
'Fhe Committee on Ways and Ateans recon-
MGnds col'currel,co WITH ~ nluondmeMt To-
the words ''froM time, tn t[nnu ~;
also' IT,, t" !! !nHert Tho words ss,, AZ A.. my any
tton rea.t, ."The Secretary Of tho. Treas-
Mry IS anthori7etl e l1ss frm Tins to
TINA not exceeding S5.000. 900 at ary one
time Of ule standard go!d at!tt silver coin In
tho Treasury III redemption etc.
CONCERTS AMENDMENT
to the 1ft1, section WIS deleatet1,- III;
nays, III.
Foi!nwIng is a detailed vote on Con9er's
amendment u tic FuilftiK bill, liking
TIM time after which ! pei, Gent bonds shall
BIZ the o,,Iy bol,,ls receivable NJ security for
National-bnnk circulation ut Sept, |, iltstead
Of July !. us tn the Senate amendment md
striking nut tho clnlls1 repealing Sec, 4 OF
tile net Of JunB 20, 1S14:
, 1881-03-03

AMONG our foreign tlispatc.cN this morn~
luz will bu fuuntl I'LL exceedingly graphic
description Ut Spitxknp. III which tho }oers
recently defeated tho british, by corre-
spotl,lent wl,o Witnessed the battle. It Will
bo see,i that tho l}ocrs fought with grcnt
bravery and skill: that thoy exhibited ngaln
tint wonderful! craftsmanship which has
made them the terror Of British artilierymeil;
alld, further, TINT the defeat Of tho British
forcu WIS hot due to 1ack OF ammunition Of
which they hull abuut eighty rounds unused
wien the retreat commenced. Considering
The superior imsit1on of the Drlt!sll, a.a! that
the Noers did not number moro linn 1000,
whEtu the Dritlsl, numbered nearly ;u0, 1t Is
plnin that tho correspondent is right When
he says TINT tic ll0grs c;linOt bc beaten by q
numerically inferior force Ut British.
, 1881-03-03

EyEHy train arriving at Washington last
evening WINS packed full of passengers, al-
though the trnins were twlce rs largo rs
USUAL niid ut various points throughout tho
Eastern Sintes persons tlcsrous Of startling
immediately for Washington could not
be accommodated. 1t Is thought tllat
tlloro will bo moro people III Washing
tan during tito inaugural tlnys than ever
before III tho history Of that city. The frcs-
i<lcnt-elcct received mn:y callers Mt Ills
HOTEL ycstordny, am0ng tho number several
of tlls most prominent Ut tue Sta!warts, ill.,
Guiding Senators Conkl!nZ, Cameron, and
Logan, anu William L. Chandler. Senator
1,lalMo md Congressman l4evl 7. Morton
were c1osetetl with Gen. Garileld. ut the same
Lime.
, 1881-03-03

JoAN GEoMnE MCCARTHY, Win WIS mem.
Der Ut tho Inst Parliament for the Borough
OF 1lal!aw, Ireland, has written to tho papers
II letter III which lIc ticrce!y tlenounccs Mr..
Iarnpll and thu Land League. llo says TINT
to Mr. Tarnoli's pollry IL duo coerclon and
tic Culture, the delay III Introducing tho Gov
eriliuent 1.ant bill, etc., atc. liu ACCUSES
I'arneIl Df entering lnt0 alliances With COLI
spirntprs tn ILLS country. with Communists
In France, and atheists In England, ttlrreby
bringing isastar anl dislloaor OIL tho Irish
cause. Mr.. Mccarthy Is Il brother to bishop
Mccarthy, ot Cloyno, 10 whom Mr, Sl'aw
addressed his letter about two weeks ago.
aiu! 1t is quito evident that 1t III pRrt Ut tho
war which the U!trnn,ontane Irish Wllgs,
nl,x!hus for office, l,ays determined to wAEo
OH 9Ir. parnell. 1t remains to be seen
whether they will hayo my degree OF suc~
cess.
, 1881-03-03
evening To participate In Tho debate on the
DiSnrtntnx bill. provided lie is mt arrested
Immediately on hin arrival IN England.

TIE CabInct-rnakcrs llasl It thus last night:
blaine, Secretary OF Slate; Win'lotn Stcre-
tary OF tie Treasury; Wayne S1aeVeagl',
Atforney.tirnerai; Leyl r. Morton. Secretary
Of the Navy; E,auncey ]. Fillcy, Postmaster.
t;cnrral; Robert r. Lincoln. Srcretary of
War: Samuel q. Kirkwood. Secretary Of the
Interior. Others Ind It TINT Allison will be
Secretary of thu Treasury md Californian
Secretary OF the Interior.
, 1881-03-03

GES. Sin FnEpEHEcK KonEl'rs, who com
,,lal,ded In tllo Afghan campaign, lcases l4oii-
don to-day fur tho Transyaal to assu'Ho coll'-
tl,anti Of tho British forces there, which by
tty tlIno he arrives will number abnut 5000
men. Gun. llobcrIs will bc accompanied by
several officers who fought under lliNs III tho
Afghan campaign.
, 1881-03-03

II. DnouYN DE- 1.'llUYs prominent
Frcuch statesman, who was Minister Of
Foreign Affairs under tho Republic anu ulldcr
the Empire, Is stcnd. llowas in his 10Th year.
ue represented France at tho English Court
md at tho ViunMn Conference III 1865.
, 1881-03-03

THE following failures wero announced
yesterday: Kelly, purefry Il l3rewor. gro
Gers ard cotton brokers, OF Raleigh, n. e.;
liabilities $4,000: w. a. Hall Il Co., lsara-
ware merchants of Montgomery, Ala: lla-
b4fittes $50 coo: assets o,ooo; anl Robinson.
Leslie i Co., Troup Sutton. Ga.; liabilities
$4,000.
, 1881-03-03

TIE English press, Sit William 1iarcourt,
aud several English public men will proba-
bly, be relieved of all anxiety about n1a ab-
sence OF Mr. rarneli to-day, as he las an
l,ounced his purpose to return from Paris 10
taku his place !u tie House OF Commons this
, 1881-03-03

ALL TIE SENATE AMENDMENTS
tn the Euntnr },;}l were agreed TO- without
change. al,tt the bill passed.
Mr. Carlisl9 moved to suspeft! thG f, rnles Ifs'
just passed 50 rs 10 make It conform to THO
amendments recommended by tlle CD1nMlt-
tee Ut Ways mil Alon1s. Among tho anient-
,nents Is ona providing that nothing Il, tho
net shall DO construed as to repeal, modify,
Or ntlcct Sees. 509 5.oal: b,Gs., h.08. and M
Mckinley amendment. The bill also COR
talns all tho amendments proposed by the
Mr. Carlisle explained that the ,a,nenl-
lnents prolJusel were merely those which the
Republican side M !;ad voted tos. ,.,,... II,
tint stis tllas tnoy nro very batl. ilnre wo
lnye iii nttelupt In ttreo sections to perfect
a bill which It would tako ten or twelve to
perfect; @ ;,,, ~, ,or .,,sno,,.,o, ~ t,,o ru,os
was secnndesl--yens. AZ; 1lnya, H..
Alr. Kelfur regarded the bill brought i'll by
A[r. CatllsLe as a confession that the De,nd-
silcrutlun. pass 4 Funding bill TINT was tit 10
70 to the country. Tho gehtlc!lnti trun!
Kentucky (CarIsslu) confessed and admitted
tint tho bill Just agreetl to was vile, anl WIS
ruiI,ei by it. lie tkeifer) did not believe
tho National banks, in their acton OF the
past few days. hAl beeil actnntcd by any
9Feat con1aee' out
THIS MAS NOT 4 QUESTION or NATIONAL
nAShs'
It WIS Il unes!fon of brratl ar1 OF prosperity.
II Wrs d question OF clItap money. Money
lad been cheap faw days. Now 1t wns
,ienr, becnl.se the Democratic party cSuld
ilot pRss 4 law TINT would not ruin and ul,-
settle any great Interests OF tho country. 1le
wtnt Dj, tU tWtt the Democrats fur BurrGll-
.lrrinY Mi tic PRINCIPLES for which they lad
routrnjel III the curly part Of tl!elr term Of
1Wwer.
Air. Carlisle took the floor to close the de-
bnto, Tho Eentiema, frotM Oi,Eo Ind under
taken to nit Into Ills mouth confessions
Whiril nut 0niy l,e hud never nude, but
whicii liz had i.eyer llrenInetl Of. liz Ind nut
confessed lint tho Funding bilI wnsllu ruin
tha business III tho Country or fnjurn
M wnr,i l,uI fiiIru from Ills li1,s III tunll,l-
rinton of kntiounl banks. Itp hal brel,
Looking only 10 tic highest and best interests
If Till grcnt Goyer,lt,lcut and tho AnerIcan
,n.r,, Af,.i l,n.i considered tho interests uf
| NMtIn,,nI ha,.Es M sllj,0rtllnntu iO them. il
| fhC nrntleluof, from Ohio Thought It mora
| imnnrfunt ia nrrsgrye the fr1lucllscs ri tAe
Nnfiunmi hanks than tU pjncu the credit Of
iiis arl.nt (;uyprninullt mi. Il basis af 3 por
r"!,t! t. int hinI net accortlllgly liz took th[s
.,rcnssinn i" snv thnt tjis Nntinnnl bnnky. by
t1sir ",',,,,st ' nv tSer uc,iom Uf tho past fS;y
sM%s. Iv tiinr ,if's., Of thnt bower which the
, 1881-03-03

DunuSa tile four months ending tho 2sIa Of
February 4lA,000 hogs were picked in liz
tlIanapniis, which is an Increase of nearly
h0,0tU over the number packcd during tho
corresponding fair months Of Inst year.
, 1881-03-03

THE Stato Supreme Court convened Mt
Ottawa yesterday. Mr.. james l.. High pre-
secuted resolutions OIL tho death OF Joseph +.
Don.iold, of this city. Cllicf-Justlce Dlckey'
pnlu MI eloquent tribute To tic deceased,
and tho Court adjourned rs Il mark OF IT,
spcct to Ills ll,cMury.
, 1881-03-03

pIsMAncK las submitted an ordinance to
the German Federal Council providing for
tho creation Of VI, Econonte Council for u!l
Germany. Ills proJoct Inns takcil tho form
OF Ill ordinance III order to avoid the lacces'
atty Of submitting 1t for approyu! to tho
lsvic!,stag which has recently exhibited colt
siderable opposition to the plans md projects
OF tie German C,altcelIor.
, 1881-03-03

NJ. DE LEssErs estimates the cost Of the
Panama Cannl ut 5!22, 000. 900 francs, or about
st0o, o,0oO, 900. Tho work will give einploy-
,ncnt to sbout 1000 persons until 1889. wl,cil
N. do Lesseps t|,iIls 1t will be finished.
, 1881-03-03

A LocA1-OrT1oy bill prepared by the
Stnte Temperance Alliance passed tho Lower
llouse Of tho Delaware Legislature yestcr-
day. It Is believed 1t will pass the Senate
, 1881-03-03

TIE Irish Coercion bill passed tho House
Of Lords yesterday, md Immediately re-
cclvcd the Royal assrnt. Tho Lords were 10
anxious that 1t should become law rs tn fore
go The pleasure OF discussing 1t Gil the third
reading.
, 1881-03-03

A r,nl: brake out IN tho four.story brick
building Mt thu southeast corner Of Lako aid
Jefferson streets lust evening, and Within an
hour tho building was completely gutted.
notwithstanding the efforts Of the tlrctne1l,
who worked as zcalousiy as usual. Tic
building was owned by IInin,es, Pyott l. Co.,
u.ul was occupied by three 0r four parties.
Tho tutul loss IL about SIC, Goo,
, 1881-03-03

CHARLES WILDE, member ct the st.
Louis Uoard Of Trade, was arrested ycstcr-
tlay oil tlle cliarge of obtaining money under
fnlse prctenses, Tic amount obtained Is
said to DO $4,000, which ho spent OIL fast
H0rlc11.
, 1881-03-03

THE Detroit Post aud I'rf',nnc l,as beer
purchased BY n syndicate, Ut which tho lion
.jnmcs i. Joy Is the leading member. Tl!s
price paid Is about slo0, 900.
, 1881-03-03

T1tEEE wero coined at the various Govern
1nent Minis throughout tho country during
tho month Of February s0,55s.ooo, Of which
S2,WI, ,000 wero Ut silver.
, 1881-03-03

1}r a vote Of 1a to g the Committee OF III
q,liry into the casu OF Gen. d. Clsscr report
hin not guilty OF irregularities pre}ut!icial
10 tllo State, nnd unanimously report hiill
nut guilty Of trcasnn nr corruption.
, 1881-03-03

TI1E members ut the Clicngo Fire Depart
rcnt now In Eew Orleans were entertained
Mt banquet BY tho lire,ncn of tho litter town
lust hight. Our Carter made II speech III re-
spouse to toast: Chisf-ot-1'olico AlcuarIglc
nlsu Bf1ukc,
, 1881-03-03

IT is now generally believed that either TX
Chef-Justlce Dixon Or Senator Angus Cani-
cron will bu chosen rs Senator Carpenters
successor. Tic chances sucin to favor the
, 1881-03-03

TltE schooner Cnrrie ). Webb, from Porto
Rico for New York, with cargo Of sugar
and molasscs. ran ashore oil Itomer Shuals in
New York Bny yesterday, ailtl was sunk.
, 1881-03-03

TIE revolt aga1nSt tho payment Of taxes is
becoming general throughout the TnYkfsl,
provinces. and tho Turkish authorities arc
completely powgrlcss tn cnforce payment. :
, 1881-03-03

TnE terms offered by tho British Govern
incut TO tho Uasutos are condemned BY the
local Ministers ut the Cape as calculated to
encourage tho l}aslstus to further resistance
, 1881-03-03

RICHARD STEVENS, tho divorced husband
Of Mrs. Elizabeth 1'crcival, slot That Indy
dead at Galveston. Tex. Tuesday night.
, 1881-03-03

TnnEE children wero burned to death re-
Gently In II cabin OH fnrm belonging 10 Dud-
Icy Hunter, Mear Shelbyvllle. Ky.
, 1881-03-03
G41e Gtfl>1&ae.


SNOW, fol!0wcd by clearing weather, mud
lover temperature for tl,is region to-day.
, 1881-03-03

Cnt1sI.I:s n. VINCENT, assistant managing
etlitUr Of tho I}ostui, Ht0lir died yesterday.
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stock and Dairy.

Rich butlermilk is an indication
OF poor churning. In churning oil
the cream should be churned, not
merely part.
There is a cow weighing 5000
pounds in Posey County, Ind. Her
age Is 6 years. 1t is claimed tina I
she is the largest in the world.
A Boston firm made 500 $50
pounds of oleomargarine in March
last. Large quantities of the stuff
are mixed with real butter and
sold as pure butter.
Ohio has outlawed the sale of
o!eomargarine as butter, or as any,
thing which does not express its
real character. The penalty is
from $40 to $500 or from ten DAYS
of jail board TO ninety days.
How would it be for those who
abhor oleomargarine to quit eat
ing anything which pretends TO
be butter? Butter is luxury
rather than a necessity, and gen.
orally supplies an artificial want
merely
a paper says it is poor econ
Omy to feed sheep poorly True,
no doubt: but it is equally true of
other live stock. Poor feeding
makes poor profits, but it is hard
TO make poor farmers believe it.
Iceland is reported by "A recent
visitor to be "noted for its sheep
culture The grazingIis excellent,
and sufficient for many more sheep
than are yet kept. There are no
WOODEN manufactures. Most of
The wool is sold in Denmark, re.
sold to English manufacturers,
and then sent back to leland in
The form of cloth.
Is it better to buy commercial
fertilizers, or buy cattle food and
make your own manure by cattle
feeding: That is a question dis
cussed in the NetU England Farme1
by correspondent, with the con-
clusion in favor of cattle feeding
lie is probably right, but this is a
question which ought to receive
very wide attention at the hands
OF farmers, and be settled, Cam
not some reader of THE PRESS
throw light upon il?
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German Emigration TO
America.

The growth of the stream Of en-
lgration from Germany to the
United States has attracted even
more attention in Germany than
here, apd the government there is
at its wits end to stop it without
striking at the root OF theS matter
the heavy burdens imposed by the
large standing armies. M. Wrandl,
who is described as an American
citizen of Hungarian birth, tried
TO get permission to lecture on
emigration in Berlin, but his APP
piication was sternly refused, the
authorities evidently fearing that
any agitation of the subject would
increase the exodus still further.
In Schleswig, Prussia proper, and
Posen, whole villages are describ.
ed as having been abandoned, the
Inhabitants going chiefly to Illi-
n0ls and Nebraska. According TO
he Berlin correspondent of the
London Times, a new experim ent
il the founding of a German So
cialist colony in Texas, where the
great problem Of how to keep
everybody as poor as everybody
else Is to he worked out once
more.
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The Secret Genius.

They talk" said Tom Marshall
to an intimate friend, "of my as
tOnishing bursts of eloquence, and
doubtless imagine it is my genius
oubbling over. 1t is nothing of
the sort. I'll tell you how | do it.
| select a subject, and study it
from the ground up When /
have mastered it fully l write a
spet ch oh it, Then | take "A walk
and come back and revise and cor
rect. In few days | subject it to
another pruning and then recopy
it. Next | add the finishing
touches, round it off with gre ceful
periods and commit it to memory.
Then | 81 eak it in the fields, in
my fathers lawn and before my
mirror until gesture and delivery
are perfect. 1t sometimes takes
me six weeks or two months to
get up a speech. When | have
one prepared i come to town and
go 10 drinking. l generally Sc
lect a court day when there is
sure TO he crowd. | am called
on to make speech and am per-
mitted to select my own subject.
| seize hold of the banister or rail-
lug and confirm the impression
that / am very drunk, and speak
my piece. 1t astonishes the peo-
pie, as l intended it should, and
they go away maryeling at my
amazing power of oratory. They
call it genius, but it represents
the hardest kind of work"
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CAPTURED Capitalists.

Mr.. Mackay and his father-in-
law, Col. HuugerfOrd, sat side by
side in pfOcenium box in n Paris
theatre he ofher night They
looked cOmplaceutly over the vast
and brilliant assemblage.
P1ng-tong audience - said
Mr.. Mackay TO Col. Hungerford.
Wee - replied the Col. 10 our
John.
"EIeet- cram de Ia-hote tong,
eh ?" quoth John, As his shirt
bosom swellpd with conscious
pride.
"Wee !" said the Colonel.
The C,aonel then Shoes hands
with the ComStoca millionaire and
congratulate MIN on his fl)8 Of
French.
The curtain went up, and one Of
the stars flashed like d meteor be-
fore the spectators,
"Magnifeck y cried the Colo
mel.
"Tray bean !" shouted Mr. NJ.
"OnKoree !" shrieked the Colo
mel.
foot sweet ~ yelled John.
After the play Mackay dreW
the Colonel to one side, and whis-
pered in his ear: Il don't mind
telling We, spake Italian as well
as | do French--do you ?"
YES replied the Colonel, 81
guess we've both been cultured in
the same hot house.
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A Man for n Circus.

HE SETS TYPE WITH IT'S TEETH
HIS ARMS AND LEGS BEING
PARALYZED.
TIE mos: rem rksble hcWapa-
yer man in the U0ittd States Iiv-
es Vt Angles Camp, in Cdaveras
county, California His name is
IS Waterman. He - u years
old, and has ben paralA I'D ever
since he was boru He Vas born
in Angles and has never been
away from tire town but once,
when he went in search Of medi.
cal sii, but failed 10 find any.
His paralysis j. Of thr upper and
jOwer limos, which ~ canuot
move. His Speach i also nrctrd
and IL is only with difficulty that
ne can talk at all.
EIrly in life he manifested a
liking for movable type, which
he placed in position with his
teeth. re soon began 10 cut type
out of wood, holdiug tue engrav-
ing tools between fI~ teeth when
he used them He has made a
good deal OF block type in this way,
with which he at present conducts
a small job printing business He
also sets metal type with his teeth.
Waterman was one of the found
ers OF the Mountain Ecno, week
ly paper now being published in
Angles. He set good deal of
the type on this paper with his
teeth and, having good educa-
ton, manufactured his editorials
and other articles az he went along.
he is now out of the newspaper
business. and confines himself en-
tirely to job printing and engrav-
ing He does all the programme
and invitation work for the town,
frequently engraving spt cial de-
signs for his jobs. His prssswork,
of coarse, he cannot do with his
teeth, and employs a boy to do
that port Of the work for him
the only part that he cannot do
himself