, 1881-10-30
LOCAL ITEMS.

LOCAL ITEMS.
lie was an entire stranger to the girls pres
ent, and the boys were mean and would not
introduce him. Finally lie piucke4t up cour-
age, and. stepping Up to Il young lady, re-
auested tho pleasure Of her company for the
next Dance, She looked at him III surprise,
and Informed him that she had not the pleas
ure of his acquaintance. "Well,' remarked
Cazenoyla, you don't take any more
chaices than l tlo."
"Lay Off your ovcrcoat, or you won't feel
il WHEN yo, 30 OUT said the landlord or il
Chicago hotel to guest vino was sitting by
..That's what TIM afraid Of" rcturlcd the
man. Tho last time was here laid uft
my oyercoat. | didn't feel it When went
out, and ] haven't felt it si'ee.''
Change in the name Burkc's Hotel. Nos.
40 and il2 Madison street, will l'e known
hereafter us 'AlcCoy's Hotel" MIR. AicCuy,
By strict attention to business and fair deaf
ing to all, has brought Il tr;ltle to this house
such rs it never had before, and now that he
intends to remain in the hotel business he
sail under.
Country Cousin: The word "s,lyde" is a
local phrase which originated i'll the name Of
I'LL Insecure river eln0an1n&ent (the Sny
Leyee) down near St Louis.
To whom 1t may conccrn-a word:
Though true, have too long deierred;-.
Whoever wants his garments best,
And in the latest fashion lrcst,
Go 10 Henry Turner'S, s. Madison street.
The Emperor Alexander III. often declares,
~ AIN quite ready 10 meet death WIEN It
comes." All, yes, AlecE, so arc We all OF
US; fact IS old boy, we have to be; can't Help
ourselves, sou know; no postpo1>eIlent on
account Of the weather, aud no allowance for
difference in watches.
Ladies' downtown shopping should visit
the Central Restaurant, Is ;ll.i II Randolph
street. Oysters and every deiracr onr CHI
eago market supplies served ln superior style
with llcatness, cleanliness, ciyility, at rcason-
able prices.
"Do you think there is any. danger in my
going to Blankvilic.' asks Brown; - they
have the smallpox there, they say, As [
never knew you to refrain frunl~ tuking any
fogg, II tl,ink yea would better Keep away
from BlanSyIl1e-"
Delicious, Is the term ali give the fragrant
"Opera Puff Cigarette"
An Irishman entering q German saloon
where Il hearty laugh was in full blast, anu
desiring to take hand" exclaimed, ..Oril.
y,ee sualpecns, why don't 3'ez laugh United
Sta1es so we all can jine in ~
Ladies who wish for superior. qualities Of
millinery are direcied tn HaIl's 10I Stale,
two doors from Washington street.
AN enraEed beIteat Wh1te Sulphur Springs
bit the chttlS Of a young mar. ut a lnonleut
wI!tn he expected a kiss, aud her dentists
Free Press. This shows the hardness Of
cheek of not only the youns; man at the
springs, but Of the Detroit dentists. -
There is Il great demand for young '1nfh
who llave taken the course at II. 3. Bryant's
Chicago Business, College.
= rx:f ~
you ~ said the NTH who had lacked along a
mile Of barGtd fence for ail entrance.
Feather turban hats, something. very styl-
ish in millinery, alsu rare shades in pllshes,
at IIorncr's, Sic West Madison street.
'' Shall women smoke e' asks the London
World. We don't know anything about tho
shall, but we know they will Il they want to,
want to.
Yes! you can find those celebrated self-ati-
justlug silk and stiff felt l,ats at Cuopcrs, the
halter, III Clark street.
The ncllle Of politcllcss was reached by the
Nevada mining superInEelldent y, ''lio posted a
down the shaft" Most any one would
tumble to that.
Our citizens make their selections Of
antique aud modern furniture from the Gle
g;llil stock Of Wirts Il ScllOle 81 Wibast! aI.
The selection of all Iowa man as chief OF
the Naval Bureau af Navigation suggests the
possibility Of the prairie schooner rs AL all
tiitiOn to oIir naval craft.
Prices advertised BY other houses are al
ways met at 1lali'S millinery store, ~ West
Madison street. Never undcrsold.
" The young man who, after partaking of
ice-crealn and many kinds Of cake at q purity,
and gently nlurmnred he'd have another
kind Ut cake when he got hOlue," mcailt hcd
have the stomach cake.
1y|,nu will tha choir bn fuTl again o.,