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Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15
Berlin and Vicinity.

Mrs. Hersman was called to Port
Deposit on Tuesday, by the death OF
her mother.
On Oct. 7th, after a lingering
illness, Mrs. MolIie Anderson, highly
respected resident of Berlin, departed
this life at the advanced age of SO
years
On Wednesday last, Mr. William
Smith, one Of the oldest citizens of
Berlin, died an the residence of his
daughter, Mrs. Smack.
Col. Showell and wife returned
from a northern tour on Wednesday
evening.
MIR. and Mrs Joe Miller, Capt.
and Mrs. Bratten and several more Of
our citizens have been doing the Oriole
this week.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15
August Flower.

The immense sale aud great popularity q
Green's August Flower ia all towns an,
villa ees in the civilized world has causeC
many imita tors to adopt similar names, ex
pectrg to reap harvest Tor themselves "a
the expense OF the afflicted This Mediciu,
was introduced in 1868, aud for the cure o.
Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint, with ihei
effects, such as Sour Stomach. Costivencsc,
Sick Stomach, Sick lirsdachc, Indigestion
Palpta,ion OF the Heart, vertigo eic., etc
it never has f.iied 10 our knowledge Thrc,
doses will relieve amy case of Dyspepsia
Two million bottles sold last year. Prize,
% cen.s. Samples 10 cents.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15
ANoNc the nlanks nj the Rcn,bl;can

AMONG the planks OF the Republican
Platform as adopted at Cambridge
last week we find one which declares
in favor of the Z" undissoluble union of
the states; the supremacy of the na-
tional constitution, and the laws pass
ed in pursuance thereof, over any state
laws and ordinances passed by any
other authority whatsoever" Now this
means, when interpreted, that the Re-
publican party desire that this govern
ment shall be strong government,
nation with one head, one central pow
er, and that power the Congress and
President; that state governments
have no claim to recognition as en-
gines of power or authority except it
pleases Congress to permit. 1t means,
briefly, Capitalization, doctrine the
direct opposite of Democratic doctrine,
and differing widely from it. Il means
that there is wide difference between
the two parties, Notwithstanding Col.
Earle's belief that they differ .: only in
name. "-Centreville Observer.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

A MEETING of the members of the
Temperance Alliance, to consider the
most feasible plan of placing the tenn
perance question before the people of
this county, was beld at the Court
House on Tuesdsy last. About fifty
persons were present. The meeting
was addressed by Revs. w. NJ. Stayer
and d. c. Hanna, DIR. C. p. Jones and
Capt VIM E. Timmons. After a
free discussion of the subject the meet
ing adjourned without having agreed
upon any definite plan of action.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

Fernandina, Nassau Co, Fla
Nforch - 90,

Fernandlna, Nassau Co, Fla
March 20, 1850.
have used DIR. Simmons Regulator
and always found it to do what is
claimed for it. The last bottle and two
packages did me no good and were
worse than nothing l see it is not
put up by ]. H. Zeilin & Co., and not
genuine, and waste of money to buy
it. would be glad to get the pure
and genuine Send me some from
honest hands with red Z and Zeiin
4 Co.'S signature on wrapper) The
fictitious stuff sold will injure some one
badly. Your Ob't Serv't,
BENZ. T. Rich.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15
March 5thtf.l

To every new subscriber sending us
one dollar for years subscription to
the Messenger we will present copy
of KendalPs celebrated book, "The
Horse and his Diseases The book
alone is worth the money, and no
owner of horse should be without
one. Persons living out of town will
be required to send six cents in stamps
for postage on the book if they desire
the same sent by mail. IT,
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15
Notice to Taxpayers.

The undersigned hereby gives notice
to all persons who are indebted to him
as Collector of State and County Taxes
for the years 1873 and 1879, that un-
less such taxes are paid at once he shall
proceed to levy upon and sell all prop
critics upon which said taxes are not
paid. LEVIN ]. HOUSTON,
Feb. 5-'8I. Collector.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15
Notice to Taxpayers.

| have received tax book for 1881.
Taxes paid in September are subject
to a discount of 4 per cent. on State,
and ? per ct. on county if paid in Oc-
tober, 3 per cent. on State, and ~
on county. All persons in arrears tor
1880 are requested to make immediate
payment, in order to enable me 10
settle with the Comptroller. l will be
in Snow Hill every Tuesday.
G. c. LLOYD,
March 5th-tf. Collector
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

REV. /. n Foreman is announced
to preach on Newark NJ. T.. Circuit to-
morrow as follows: Conner's at 1917
a. Nj; Wesley at 3, and Newark at 7
O'Clock P. NJ. Rev Vaughn Smith is
expected to officiate on the 23d ms!
Bro. Prettyman is at present conduct
ing successful revival at ST. Paul's NJ =,
E Church, Lancaster City, Pa.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

FEVER, fever and Ague, Dyspepsia,
Headache and all bilious diseases cured
by ]. N. Laroque S Anti Bilious Bitters.
25 cents a paper; ST bottle. w. f.
Thornton, Baltimore and Harrison
streets.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

IT'S now that the doubtful voter in
Worcester county weareth a glum look.
Those who have had anything to do
with politics can guess the reason.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

STILL another comet has been dis
covered. This makes the sixth, we
think. within the past few months. The
nights are too cool now for the young
men to take their girls out to look for
the new aerial visitor.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15
AN inquisitive old gent poked his

AN inquisitive old gent poked his
head in printing Office door and ask
ed, d" Who is dead ?" The man at
the wheel answered, Nobody that l
have heard Of" The old gen. asked,
" What is this Grape on the door for ?"
The boss then, went out and found that
the " devil +" had hung The job Office
towel on the door knob while he chas-
ed lame pigeon up an alley.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

In his speech at the meeting of the
Temperance Alliance on Tuesday last
BRO. W. NJ. Strayer sand that he want
ed the name Of Atkinson's district
changed to :" Jugger's %district Rath
er rough on his own district
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

AN exchange says it is a mystery
how fellow can kiss girl with poke
bonnet on. Any one can have the
mystery solved by bringing a girl to
this oftice-if she's good looking.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

From present appearances it would
seem that the Democratic candidates
on our county ticket are to have
" walk over" at the coming election.
This is as it should be-when the can
didates aie all acceptable men.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

WRITE to Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham,
23s Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass !,
for names of ladies who have been re-
stored TO perfect health by the use of
her Vegetable Compound. II is per-
feet cure for the most stubborn cases
of female weakness
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

WHILE the Half Breeds have carried
everything before them in New York,
the Stalwarts have captured Maryland.
Shall Maryland be set down as in fa-
vor of Grant and the third term, or
only in favor of the spoils under the
reigning dynasty?
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

The Baltimore American urges Gov.
Hamilton to '' either move his farm 10
Annapolis or the State House to Ha-
gerstown , from wh;ch it is inferred
that the Governor don't pay as much
attention to public business as he ought
to. If he don't look out, we will get
up reform party here on the Eastern
Shore and give him shaking up
Centreville Observer.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

Mrs. Patty Ann Ward, who resided
near Crisheld, and who a short time
since was reported to have confessed
to the commission of a murder 20 years
ago, died on Thursday of last week.
Nothing was heard of the alleged con
fesSion.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

EX-SENATOR George X Dennis, of
Somerset county, was in Westminster
on Monday, on visit to Hon. Chas.
b. Roberts, and left for Hagerstown.
1t was his first visit to this part of
Maryland, and he expressed himself as
greatly pleased. He has been suffer-
ing with nalarial fever, and will re-
main in Western Maryland until frost.
Advocate.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

MASTER Glen. Hack has secured a
situation with Baltimore commission
house. We wish him success.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

MEssRs. George NJ. Upshur and Levi
A. Purnell are confined TO their re-
spective homes by sickness.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

THE season for shooting quail in this
county opens Nov. 1st.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

ABOUT the only crop that has not
suffered from the drouth is the baby
crop.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

NEARLY all the members of our Bar
have had business this week in the
Somerset court.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

CRIMINAL NEGLECT. = II is in a suf-
ferer with liver, stomach, bowel or kid
ney complaints, dyspepsia, biliousness,
nervousness, debility or any disease to
endure torture, when, without medi-
cine, DR.. Flagg's Improved Liver and
Stomach Pad effects speedy and per-
feet cure.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

Rev. I ]. Piettyman. of Newark,
has neutrality-suspicious. at Lancaster,
Reading, Hazelton and Columbia in
Pennsylvania until December Goth.
His home pulpit will be supplied by
able visitors during his absence. MIR.
Prettyman's fame as a successful reviv-
alist is rapidly spreading.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

ABOUT fifty of our citizens attended
the Oriole.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

SERVICES will be held in the PresDy-
terian Church in this place tomorrow,
in the morning and evening.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

1t acts with extraordinary power ana EN-
cacy on The Iiver-the la'gest organ OF the
body, ceIled. from its Importance, THE HOUSE,
KEEPER or OUR HEALTH. When the Liver is
torpid the bowels are sluggish and eonstpa-
ted. the food lies in the stomach undigested
and poisoning the blood. Frequent head
aches, a feeling of lassitude, despondency,
and nervousness, Indicate how the whole
system is deranged. To prevent more
serious condition, at 0ncs
TAKE SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR.
The test of time and the experience of
thousands have proven 1t the best, safest and
speediest remedy for all diseases of the Liver
Stomach and spleen. As u remedy in
MALARIOUS FEvERS,
Dyspepsia, Mental DEPRESSION, Sick Head.
ache Jaundice. Collie, Constipation
and Biliorsness,
ITHAS NO EQUAL.
We could nil good sized volume with such like
distinguished testimonials as the following:
- have used simmons Liver Regulator for con
stipation OF my towels, caused by temporary de-
rangcment OF the liver for the last three four
ami always when used according 10 the directions
with decided benefit. HIRAM WARNER, late Chief
Judge Of Ga. "
Dr. simmons Liver Regulator with good effect
Hon ALExANpEE II. STEPHENS"
The Baltimore Episcopal Methodist says, SIM
mons Liver Regulator is isacknowledged 20 havs no
equal as liver medicine, containing those Soothsrh
roots and herbs whicl an allwise Providence has
placed in countries where liver diseases prevail "
Buy only the Genuine in White Wrapper, with red
H. prepared only by j II. zeilin Co. ioct. lS-lyr
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15

SHERlrrLloyd will visit Berlin to. day.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-15
NEW AID REFRESHMENTS.
The Genuine

The Genuine
has acquired a rep
utatiOn Greater
than any medi-
cine extant
as the
Cheapest,
puPest and Best
Family medi-
ciHc in the
WOrldi
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-04-29

- Addison County, ss.
| Whereas George @. Chapman. OF Middlebury, Ad
olson county and state OF Vermont has hled his
petition in said Court against Prosper Elitharp,
Hiram NJ. Kingsland, Lucia Kingsland, and RUFUS
y Barrows, ofBridport in said Addison County,
Harlan r. Eiitharp OF yergennes in said Add sou
County, Almon Il. Elitharp OF Brush Greek in
EI1sss;s,o%n IL he state o. New YORK. Ximon
z. Barrows Of Bunalo IN the state Of New rork,
setting forth that the said Prosper. the 18th day
c. Chapman. q mortgage deed Of bis home iarn,
led ia SAID town o. BridPort with Condition for
certain note therein described. { =
Subsequently said Prosper moftgaged said
premises to .aid George w. BaErows.. su6se-
ises % one Lamos. and said Lamos assigned his
aud said Hiram W. designed his Interest
rows Aimos Y Bsrows. and Nsacs q. Elithssp.
The said Nancy q; ~ now deceased leaving the
following named children, viz: the eaid Harlan 7.
Subsequently said Prosper again ns0rtsaFcd said
Prosper quii cAinsd ssld premises % SAID 6sorss
ssa ~ may IN "a. %
prcmises. said deiendents Almon T. kiitharp.
leorge W, Barrows and Almon Y, B@rrows re.
not be served upon them. Il is ordered that they
petition on the drst day Of the next stated term d
for s sid Addison County on Dc an Tussday. &C. Of
June, A. ID. 1881, by the publication o. the sub
stance Of said petition, together with this order In
ais s shrse weeks sueSsssiSsiy, the last CT
which publications TO be At least twenty days.
previous to said term Of said Court.
Dated az Middlebury aforesaid. this soth day o {
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT, Clerk.
L. d. ELDREDGE, Solicitor Tor Petitioner.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-04-29
Vermont Methodist Conference.

The thirtv.sevcutb animal sessiou of
a.. x,.... ...c..~.s 80 III IN
~" 'e'"""' oo"'eronoe WINS "o"u
Bradford, beginning wednesday, April
20. Bishop Andrews presided, Bisbcp
Harris sitting with him. The r.,os,,oa
,,,h,.h orau.h.a a.aa an ~ 1870
""v" o'o, '"auo"ou ".o."ers WY Una.
oil the retention i,ne Burlington dis
trict or its re..rocession 10 the Troy|
confaro,<
co.
rhe boundary question was carefully
heard by the general convention OF lSoo,
and the decision rendered must be ac-
cepted as final and binding In the mat.
ter. There Is no lawful appeal except
to the next general convention, which
meets In 1893. The question Of bound
airy lines between two conferences can
DO lawfully settled, however,. by mu-
tual agreement of committee appoint
ed by the conferences interested. With
a view TO the adjustment OF the dlfficuity
Ia question the Troy conference,
through committee, asked the YER
mont conference to appoint such com-
mission on its part. 81
A special session was heid on ihuts-
day afternoon for the purpose OF meet
ing the committee from tne Troy con.
ference. A discussion Droughs OUT tile
complaints that much trouble rom ,V ,'e
of support and membersnlp woui1 ue
Ioccasioned ny the retention Oh lne Dua,
lington district, ana tnss .he moVs rneSs
sprang from the lay members. THESE
representation were packeu up py pc
titions from over thirty chnrcnes sp'
pcaling to be restored 10 tne Troy co,,,
ference. Friday morning tne in saou
was again taken up. rev. q. -. DE, n.eu Ia,
OF Swanton, expressed .ne op n,,or,a .no'
; 1t was OF such transcenuen:! np,5 'a a,'I,
to the whole church una. ~ JSau o1 w.,
come before me geherss, a I T;shons ,oa ~
maj adJudicauon. ing osp; s -,
, q written stateine s,;a p'' m";e, W" y,
oplnion tna' .he a., l'a sr h s,s,e in az
Metnoulsm IN .ne N.Y. wo,,,d aros,ls
conference orgAninaio anS ~ ;c@aenca =
promote tne inIeresss az. ssa ~ thaa ,Ss y
Methodism IN tno wn9 ,";ans raasn,' =. s II,
( como moi see any ss NO. and miaht ny,
{. such unlon snou na,;,h tha hearty con
0e accompisnsn WIN thai ths,
currence OF al Soaa. g. The s,ens te;
f ehurely alsapprJns' v,,o,,orsv In he Rmr
8 10 aneha's , cnaac" sa pWth The ,;sdiciiS,
nSs.onu a,h s, En;sconal Church ani
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-04-29

e The Montpelier WatchmAn says
that VIM. M. Kendall, Jr., for some
months associate editor of the Argus,
has severed his connection with that
paper and gone TO Rutland, where he
has been offered favorable inducements
by leading Democrats to publish 6 pa.
per. II is considered almost certain
ty that he will do so and that the first
number will be issued July 1. 1t APP
pears that the leaders of the party are
not wholly satisfied with the conduct OF
the leading party paper in the state,
and yearp for an organ that will more
nearly meet their views. We doubt,
however If paper published on high
er plane will suit the rank and file OF
the party, the scurrilous paragraphing,
enterprise In hunting mp scandals, and
intense Bourbonism of the Argus
making 1t just adapted TO the capacit y
and tastes of most of its readers, while
in its news-gathering facilities II is not
to be approached by any paper which
has not Its many years of experience
and acquaintance all over the state. We
doubt II really decent Democratic pa
per could obtain more than bare sub
sistenee In Vermont.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-04-29
LITERARY NOTES.

The North American Review for
May contains striking article by the
Hon, David Dudley Field, on "Centra-
lization in the Federal Government,
That our polity Is rapidly advancing In
the direction of Capitalization Is dem
onstrated by the author; but whether
Capitalization is really formidable
evil or only bugbear Is q question
which men will probably continue to
decide according to their several politi.
cal predictions. Whatever the read
er's bias, Mr.. Fields paper will com.
mand his respectful attention, and il
will be read with interest and profit.
Tho second article is upon the new re-
vision of the Bible, by the Rev. DR..
Schsff, of the American Committee of
Revision. Mr.. Justice Strong writes
of 1.-THE Needs of the Supreme Court, !"
and advocates the establishment of q
court of appeals, intermediate between
the United States Supreme Court and
the circuit courts. The Hon. George
Q. Cannon, the first adviser Of The
president of the Mormon chuch, and
delegate to Congress, makes vigorous
defence of "Utah and its People. .
The question, "Shall Americans build
Ships" is considered by Mr.. John
Roach, the ship builder, who brings
forward a large number of facts 10
prove that the people of the United
States must build ships If they would
hold q place among maritime nations
The other articles are "The Life Saw.
ing Service" by the Hon. s. s. Cox
1.-The Ruins of Central America" by
M. Charnay and finally, an attackon the
evolution philosophy, written in weir
of the finest irony, and entitled, "Whal
Morality have we LeftT
We have received the following book
from X Funk & Co., 10 and II Dey
Street, New York: "The Diary of I
Minister'S Wife," Part II. No. SO, Stan
dard Series. Price, Is cents. 1t is quaint
II is laughable-not much exaggerated
There are ministers wives who can tes
tifY to many such experiences. Lay
,, men, get 1t and read 1t.
The Nutritive Cure. BY Rober
Walter, M. D. No. SO, Standard Series
Price Is cts. Tits book is full of practices
. hints on how to &c: well and keep well
4 thor ably maintains that food proberl
4 used Is the best of medic ines. II is
suggestive book on an important sui
ject.
Sartor Resartus. BY Thomas Carlyl,
No. 60 Standard Series. This is one
Carlyle's most famous books. Says D.
John Lord of this book: Every pae
!, 10 stamped with genius. 1t shows pi
lures of the struggles OF the soul whic
are wonderful" We quote the follow
Ing from "Appleton's Cyclopsdia,
1860 edition, "Carlyle," page AZ
N sin the course of the year 1884, b
published in Fraser's the most peculit
and remarkable Of all his works,-tt
At quaint, the whimsical, the profouns
the humorous and the poetic sSartc
T. Resartus,' into which he seems to hay
poured all the treasures of his mind an
ID heart. Under the eccentric guise of
vagabond German philosopher, and O
the homely topic Of the philosophy
clothes, he has brought together muc
= Of the deepest speculation, the finei
y poetry, the noblest morals and the will
J, est hunor that his or any age has pre-
g duced.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-04-29

xThe United States Senate presents
a remarkable situation just now. Every
move, Republican, Democratic, Malone
andapresidential, has. been checkmatee'
and the anomalous condition Is exhipi-
ted Of great government with virtual
paralysis of vital forces. The president
proposes cutting. this gordian knot
with the sword of executive power.
Substantially Mr.. Garfield intends to
adjourn Congress, and make such APP
pointineats as he shall deem essential
for the public good and leave their ap'
proval by the Senate until the regular
meeting of Congress next December
The country will thank him.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-04-29
A Correction.
EDITOR REGISTER.


In your account of The public. shear
ing of sheep at v. Rich's, Shoreham,
published in your issue Of April 49, an
error was made, which 10 is desired
should be corrected. 81 Z.
Instead OF reading II. =. Brookins,
stock ram, Rip Van Wrinkle, fourth
fleece 20 lbs, 1t should read as2 l-2
lbs. to be In accordance with the fact.
His two year old ram, Ethan Allen,
sheared the 25 lbs. Also Levi VOL
colts ramteg which shesred 10 l.S lbs,
was sired by Rip Van Wrinkle instead
Of by Banker, as.given in your article.
t.tf -,. TRUTH.
One of the errors alluded 70 was that
of the Herald and Globe, from which
ouraitem was copied. We are happy
to make the correction in justice to Rip
Van Winkie, who 10 one OF the finest
rams In the state. y
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-04-29
A Capital Substitute.

Once q man searched through what
10 now the state of Florida to find q
fountain be had heard was there,
which was able to make an old person
young again. He failed. We can't be
boys or girls again. Age and infirmity
are sure to come, but God did not or
dain sickness. That is our fault.
There is no fountain Of youth, but
there is q fountain Of "Favorite Rem
edy." 1t comes from nature-from the
fields and flowers, and like them is
very good. Try 1t for all complaints
OF women, blood troubles, and paine
and aches every where. IL you can't
get IL at the store, send one dollar for q
bottle to the doctor at Rondout, N. Y.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-04-29

EA piece of zinc placed on the live
Goals In a stove will, II is said, clean out
stove pipe, the vapor produced carry
ing of the SCOT by chemical decomposi-
tion.-fEx.
1t is hard to guess where such items
a. the above originate. They are to be
found floating about the country, nearl
every paper evidently deeming 1t So
"useful information" And The Pi9
found explanation of the why of thu
process is a fine one. "The vapor produc
ed carries of the SCOT by chemical de
composition" Chemical decompos'
ton is a fine thing in its way, bu
when there is nothing to be decom
posed, 1t does not decompose a
all. SCOT is essentially pure carbon
Carbon and zinc arc both elementar,
substances aud cannot be decomposed
Neither do zinc and carbon combine di
rectly. In fact. the item is a mass o
nonsense, and any one trying the pro
csss should always select the first day
of April as the date for the expert
ment. The best way to get the 500
out of stove pipe Is to have the pipt
taken down and let your wife knock
all over II with a broom handle.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-04-29
Praise from High Authority.

Frank Oh. DE Rialp, singing master
OF her majesty's opera company, says:
MENDHLssoHN PIANO, Co., NEW YoRK
GEsrLEhEs.-tiaving occasion to
try your pianos, l consider II my duty
to acknowledge their rich quality OF
sound and, at the same time, the soft
ness by which every nuance of express
sion can be performed. / consider
them perfect instrument, and speci-
ally invaluable to q singer. Wishing
you good success, am, gentlemen,
90 Very truly yours,
FRANK Gu. DE RIALP,
Singing master Of Her Msjssty's Ope-
RI Company.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-04-29

ENJOY LIFE. live In a beautiful
world, and temperate enjoyment OF
hfe's blessings is both reasonable and
right; bnt to do this we must have
health. Dyspepsia and liver complaint
Is the direct cause of seventy-fve. per
cent. Of such diseases as bilionsness, in
digestion, sick-headache, costiveness,
nervous prostraton, palpitation of the
heart, and many other distressing
symptoms. Bakers Mandrake Bitters,
taken according 10 directions, will re-
move the cause and cure the disease.
Only 26 cents per bottle. o..