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The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10
COIN HOME TO-DAY.

My business on the jury's done-the quibbn' Is all
through
I've watched the lawyers right and left, and given
my verdict true;
stuck 50 long unto my chair, | thought | would
Aud Il do me- know myself, they'll get me there
Hg'ini
But nov tae courts adjourned, for good, and rys
pm loose at last, and, thank the Lord, Pm going
home to-day.
I've somehow felt uneasy like since the first day
came down;
It is an awkward game to play the gentleman in
And this ere Sunday suit of mine on Sunday rightly
sets;
But wnou ! wear tho stun week, " somehow gals
and frcS.
I'd rather wear my homespun rig Of pepper salt and
gray
III have it on in half jn when get home to-day,
have no doubt my wife looked out, MS well NJ any
As we'll as any woman could d-to see that things were
done;
For though Melinda, when Pm there, won't set her
She's very careful when I'm gone to tend to all the
chores
But nothing prospcrs half so well when go off to
And / viii put things into shape, when get home
to-day.
The mornin' that / came away, we had little bout;
| cool Y took my hat aud coat, before the show was
out.
For what | said was nousht whereat she ought to
take ofcnsc;
And she was always quick at words and ready to
commence,
But then she's first one to give up when she has had
her say;
And she viii meet me with kiss when Igo home
to-day
My little boy--rll give 'en leave to match him, II
they can;
It's fun to see him strut about and Try to be man;
The gmest, chccricst little chap you'll ever want
TO soc!
And then they 'dlgh, because think the child re-
semhlcs me.
The little roluc he goes for me- like robbers for
their prey;
He'll turn my pockets inside out, when get home
to-day.
My little GIRL can't conrlvc how 1t should happen
thus
That God should pick that sweet bouquet and fling
II down 70 us!
My wife she sayS that handsome face Will some say
And then J laugh because she thinks the child re-
scmhlCs her
She'll meet half way down the hill, and kiss me
any way;
And light my heart up with her smiles, when | go
home to-day.
II there's heaven upon the earth, fellow knows 1t
when
He's been away from home week, and then gets
home again; m
If there's heaven above the earth, there often, I'll
he bound
Some homcSick fellow meets his folks, and hugs en-
all around.
But let my creed be wright or wrong, or be IT rs 1t
may,
My heavens Just ahead Of mo I'm going home 10
day.
WA Carleton. in "Fdrm Bdhdds'
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

for the sake of the old friend who has
gone where I hope one day to meet the
human of him. + wish you could stop
off u bit and see my wife. Queer, isn't it
that | should have introduced this bit
of private history upon you? But the
truth is. Yes-comingl I'll be with
you again; ladies'"
A brakeman beckoned him inside, and
we had seen the last of our handsome
conductor.
The evening shadows had begun to
lengthen.
The setting sun had turned the vast
plain of the Sacramento Valley into
''feld of the cloth of gold" and the dis
tant peaks of the Sierras, clad in eternal
SHOWS, but now rose-t tinted and glowing,
seemed to cleave the azure above them
as with wedge of FURNISHED silver. 1t
was starlight when we reached the end
of our car-ride and were registered for
the night.
"The conductors story was a pleasant
little episode, Ruth, wasn't it? Do you
believe it all happened ?" | asked, as
leaned from my pillow to hers to leave
a good might kiss on her round cheek.
II like Fritz was the sleepy answer.
"There's an instinct about some dogs
that the half of mankind can neither
appreciate nor maintain. trust man
whom good dog loves"
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10
A Uop Diving Of a Broken Heart.

Prof. Calderwood, of Edinburgh, tells
of Presbyterian minister's dog, which
one Sunday killed some fowls while the
iamily we're at church. On the minis.
ter's return the dog was shown the havoc
he had made, and then taken into the
study, where the minister addressed nun
as follows, in tone OF great soiemhity'
looking at him at the same tlme re-
prooclIulIv "Dog, you are a MINIS
tcr's doc. and ought, therefore, to have
bacn on example to other dogs. This is
fine { sabbath day, and, therefore, on this;
Of alI other days, your conduct should
have been most correct. But you have
p;jial tbe fowls and disgraced yourself!
The The dog was then ANONYMOUSLY turned
ant o( the room. The next morning he
WAS found dead. A veterinary surgeon
who was sent for declared that the dog
had died Of a broken heart.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

JAMES PARTON says: "There is no
work in the world which expends vitality
so fast rs writing for the public. 1t is n
work which is never done. 1t accom-
panies man upon his walks, goes with
him to the theater, gets into bed with
him and possesses him in his dreams.
If he stoops to kiss the baby, before he
has reached the right angle a point oc-
ours to him, and he hangs in mid'air,
with vacant face and mind distraught." "
Parton ought to fully understand the
subject matter. He is q prodigious
writer, and has spent long life at news
paper work.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

A FIJI ISLAND newspaper Is responsl-
bic for tho extraordinary story that
comes from the Tino or Drummond
Islands. This is to the effect that a
Sandwich Islander went as q missionary
to Taputcona, one of the Tino Islands.
He was so success III as to prevail upon
the natives to give up all their weapons
and to live peaceful lives. There were
many backsliders, however, and after
irving in vain TO have these return to his
fold, Inc ended by preachinga a crusade
AGAINST them Aiming his own followers,
he encouraged an attack upon the apos-
tofes and it is reported that nearly a
Thousand men, women and children were
murdered. The island where all this is
soidto have occurred is thickly populated,
and Sandwich Island missionaries have
been working among the people since
1851 The roundabout way III which
the story reaches the public gives 1t a
iishy character.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

Two Italians closed their candy store
at Savannah, Georgia, paid the rent
three months in advance, told the owner
that they were going to Italy to get n
stock of goods, and cautioned him to
let nobody enter the premises until they
returned. They had murdered ped
dlor, taken his $4,000, and hidden his
body in the store; but their ingenious
way of covering their flight prevented
the discovery until the three months had
elapsed.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

The London 7rUh remarks that it
may not, perhaps, be known that a man
wearing dark clothes is more liable to
infection from contagious diseases than
he who wears light-colored garments,
because particles which cmanate from
diseased or deraying bodies are much
more readily absorbed by dark than by
light fabrics. This is easily proved.
Expose lighU und dark coat to the
fumes of tobacco for five minutes, and
it will be found that the dark one smells
stronger than the other Of tobacco
smoke, and it will retain the oder
LONGER.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

The Dayton Journal does not believe
i'll supporting common butchers at the
expense of the Government, and in this
connection, speaks Of the Apache In
dams in the following positive terms !:
"lhere is nothing to be done with these
wild beasts but to exterminate them. If
the MeXicans who protect them do not
do it, the United States should. They
are wild beasts, and nothing elso."
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

THE sign, "No Dogs Admitted in
the Cincinnati street cars has produced
considerable confusion. Men get up
an leave the car without just thinking
what they are doing and only discover
when it is too late that the thing is
dead give away.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

Rev. T. Fl. TBBLEs, who has so long
championed the cause of the Ponca In
dians, needs offer no explanation why he
was so jealous in their behalf. His mar
riage to Bright Eyes, the accomplished
and beautiful Indian girl, is excuse
enough,
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

ADULTERATED beer has so stirred up
the State Board of Health Of New York
that n crusade is to be made against it.
The analyst Of the Board intends to
manufacture some pure beer as stand
ard for comparison.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

IT Is proposed to issue new species
of postal money order, whereby small
amounts may be sent by mail as conven.
iently as in the days Of paper fractional
currency. When Congress authorizes
such a step, the blessings OF the whole
country will be showered down upon 1t.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

Mr.. REprATn's letter from Dublin
gives an interesting, if sorrovful, pic
ture of the situation and condition of
the Suspects III the jail at Kilmainham,
detained under the provisions of u Inv
which is effective only by the abrogation
of the holicst rights Of humanity. In
"free Britain" the law of might is of
far more weight than the guarantees
of the Magma Charta. They can't
put man of railroad train for not
paying his fare once said tramp,
"but they do"
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10
A WAFER

1--WE are all waits, he said, bending
toward her in the moonlight and holding
on to the lace window-curtains like .
man giddy with his emotions, ".aifs
cast upon the rugged shores Of exist
ence."
"But," she replied, edging of . Lit.
tie, "you're too thin for wait, Charlie;
you're o wafer, and I like healthy
looking man."
He chewed up two yards Of the cur
tain in silence, and then went away
without saying goodnight
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

RESPECTING general thanksgiving
over the recovery OF the President, Lieu.
tenant Governor Storey, of Texas, says II
n united call is made from the people he
will issue proclamation to the whole
State, regardless of the attitude OF Gov
ernor Roberts.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

AMONG the dispatches of .,ongratula-
ton received by Senator Lapham was
the following from relatives:
"CmcAGo, July %.
"Three cheers and congratulations Of the
family. J. +. BARNARD,
"'Me too JANE LAPHM BARNARD
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

SAYS that exceedingly modest pa
per, UdvpCr's Ba=dr: "The bathing
dresses worn by the little boys along the
wharves are very simple. They consist
of stone bruise on the heel.' Isn't
that Just too awfully awful.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

A SOUTHERN philosopher says that
millions of pistols are manufactured;
that infantry in war do not use them
that cavalry can not use them that
hunters find them Of no service, and
they are used only to make an Internal
noise on the ith of July or to commit
murder all the year around. That is
truth with golden rim tackled onto it.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10
There are enough reputable citizens in

There are enough reputable citizens in
every community, however, and more
man enough, who, if they choose to take
sittle trouble about election time, could
put an end to "boss" practices and
purify all elections. For instance, the
PRIMARIES are usually taken possession oil
y the lowest grade of corrupt politl-
elaas, the henchmen of the ''hosses,
snd clean handed citizens and votersand
SIApayers generally give them wide
eefth because Of their foulness. There
sno necessity thus to surrender primary
y nominating coventions to the birds OF
Prey. Combinations of citizens deter
nned upon clean business can take pos
;esslon Of these bodies, as they are in
ua1y bound to do, and compel them to be
representative of the voters.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

THE Cincinnati gazette openly and
badly advises the female sex to hang a
limb on either side of the bicycle and
ride to health and glory. If the editor
of the Ga.cHc were not n deacon, we
should feel shocked.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

PA1AT1NE, N. Y, is the richest village
of its size in the world. 1t has about
500 inhabitants, and it is said that over
thirty of these are worth from $1,000
600 to $40, ,OOO 600, while six are said to
be worth over $20,000,000
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

The New York Home Journal in an
article on rich American landowners,
says there is group of seven estates in
lslip which comprise in all nearly $4,000
acres. Mr.. William H. Vanderbilt has
over 1000 acres, Christopher Roberts
has 1,400, George Lorillard has 1000,
General William Ludlow has 800, Fred
erick Nelson has 450, and William
Nicoll has 5000. Near Islip is bcauti-
full littlo church built by William II.
Vanderbilt.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

"WuAr a rough fellow that Sniggins
isl pctulantly exclaimed the Hopedaie
Girl after struggle with the aforesaid
Snipeins at Copenhagen. "He near
~ smn,horcd me" "And did you KISS
Inn for his smother?' asked the other
miss, naively.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

The London papers are advising their
English maid-servants to emigrate to
the colonies, where they get better pay
and finally farmer husband. A farmer
husband is great snap for English
girls.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

DOM PIATT has been twiced caned,
three times horsewhipped and twice
shot at, outside of several small affairs
in which he was knocked down and left
for dead. Yes, he is newspaper man.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

A TEMPERANCE petition COG feet long,
and containing $4,000 signatures, was
presented to the Georgia Legislature
the other day. Tho members turned
pale as death.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

LOVERS Of genuine imported Havana
cigars will be panied to learn of u pros
pective shortage in their favorite luxury.
The tobacco crop of Connecticut will be
almost total failure.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

THERE are now more British troops in
Irelaud-30, than there are men in
the United States army. In addition to
these regulars, there is strong forco of
armed constabulOry.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS is Of the
opinion that to raise a fund for Mrs.
Garfield while her husband is alivo and
remains President would be eminently
improper,
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

Ir IS rare for the fruit market to be rs
scantily stocked as to quantity and so
poorly as to quality. But fruit Of all
kinds is scarce, and there is no deny
ing it.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

THE inventor of the toy pistol may
not be a common murderer, but then he
is accountable for good many little
boys prematuroly becoming angels.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

In CALIFORNIA unskilled labor is ii
demand at $3.50 u day. Times have
changed somewhat since Kearney was at
the helm.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10
TOPICS OF THE DAY,

900 year. "'
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

MARY ANDERSON, it is stated, dislikes
sea bathing Well, an occasional ablu-
ton will do her good, anyhow.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

IHE Arabs are entertaining the French
IN Tunis and Algiers to their hearts
content.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

DIR, TANNER has settled down Mt CORY,
Mich. His lamp didn't burn very long,
poor man.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

PARNEIb, the Irish Home Ruler, will
again visit this country in November.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

THE French elections will be held
August 81.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

EVERY increase Of knowledge may
possibly render depravity more do
praved, as well a. it may inoreass the
strength Of virtue. It is in itseH only
power, and its value depends on its ap-
plication.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-08-10

BY desire Of the late King Of Prussia
~ heart was inferred in q heart-shapen
marble casket at tho foot Of his parents
gave.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-07-13
itching Piles -Symptoms md Cure.

The symptoms are moisture, like
perspiration. intense itching, increas-
ed by scratching, very distressing
particularly at night, as if pin worms
were crawling in and about the rec.
tum; the private parts are sometimes
affected; if allowed to continue very
serious results may follow. cdr.
Swayne's All.Healiug Ointment is a
pleasant sure cure. Also for letter.
Itch, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Erysi.
pelas, BARRIERS Itch, Blotches, all
scaly, Crusty, Cutaneous Eruptions.
Prices 50 cts. 8 boxes for$1 .25. Sent
by mail to any address on receipt of
price in currency, Or three cent post.
age stamps: Prepared only by DR..
swayne Son, 33ON. Sixth Street,
Philadelphia, Pa, to whom letters
should be addressed. Sold by all
prominent druggists.
: 20 80.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-07-13

From a Physician and Surgeon.
Missouri, June 26-Please forward me another box
Of the Pastilles. The patient on whom have used
recoyerinR and think another will set him oil right
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From a Druggist.

FF0m OFO&8I8ts
Maryland, Sept. 2'79-Last January We got a box Of
your Remedy for ofour customers. and has made
perfect of him. We have another customer now
suffering in the same way. 0nd wish one No. box.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-07-13
PILES.

Piles are frequently preceded by a
sense of weight lin the back, loins
and the lower part Of the abdomen,
causing the patient to suppose he has
some affection of the kidneys or neigh.
boring organs. At times symptoms
OF indigestion are present as f1atulen-
cy, uneasiness of the stomach, etc
A moisture like perspiration, produc.
ing a very disagreeable itching, par.
ticularly at night after getting warm
in bed, is very common attendant.
Internal. External and Itching Pile
yield at once on the application of
Dr. Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which
acts directly upon the parts affected,
absorbing the Tumors, allaying the
intense Itching, and affecting a per-
manent cure where all other remedies
have failed. DO not delay until the
drain on the system produces per-
manent disability, but try !. it and be
cured: Price so cents. Ask your
druggists for it, and when you can
not obtain it of him, we will send it
prepared, on receipt of price. Ad.
dress The DR.. Bosanlzo Medicine Co..
Piqua, Ohio. Sold by Jos. Bobleter,
New Ulm, MINI.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-07-13

Kindergarten Material,
Greatly Improved. The 20 Gifts Of Frebel.
Rev ards Of M crit,
Or aids to School Disciplined" From entirely
new designs. BY far the handsomest and cheapest
n. III. A22dre1uS &c Co.,
Mfrs. Of School Merchandise Apparatus,
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THIS standard article is compound
ed with the greatest care.
Its effects are as wonderful and as
satisfactory as ever.
1t restores gray or faded hair to its
youthful color. =
1t removes all eruptions, itching
and dandruf: It gives the head a
cooling, soothing sensation Of great
comfort, and the scalp by its use
becomes white and clean.
BY its tonic properties it restores
the capillary glands to their normal
vigor, preventing badness, and max
ing the hair grow thick and strong.
AS dressing, nothing has been,
found so effectual or desirable.
A: A. Hayes, Md, State Assayer.
of Massachusetts, says, "The con-
stituents are pure, and carefully Sc.
lected for excellent quality and L
consider it the BEST PREpAnAr1os
for its intended purposes
Price, One Dollar.
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- Remember this Company OWNS all Roads shown above IN heavy nsa
G.
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$;;s 's3ss: Z; s ssss sss
tai not required. We will start
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u. made by heindustrious at home
Mon, women, boys and girls wanted everywhere
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Augusta, Maine.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-07-13
Mothers! Mothers!! mothers..,

rest by sick child 81 ffering and cryi ny with tn
excruciating pain of cutting teeth? Ifso 20 q
once and get bottle Of Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
mediately upon It: there is no mistake AXE
about it. There is not mother on Earth who has
used 1t who will not tell you that It Will regulate
health tothe child, operating like magic. It is
perfectly safe to use in all cases, and pleasant to
the taste, and is the prescription Of one Of the oil.
dest female physicians and nurses in the United
States Sold ties cents a bottle everywhere
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-07-13
Buokinghana's DYE
FOR THE WHISPERS.

This elegant preparation may be
relied on to change the color of the
beard from gray or any other undesir-
able shade, to brown or black, at dis
erection. It'll easily applied, being in
one preparation, and quickly and eff:
fectually produces a permanent COLOR.
which will neither rub nor wash off.
Manufactured by R. p. HALL l. CO.,
NASHUA, NH.
~ b aN Druggists. "a Ssale.s IA veaiel,as.
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WHICH CURES BY ABSORPTION
- Ask your druggist for Prof, Gulmette's French
Kidney Pad, and take no other. If he has not got
it, send 200 and you will receive the Pad by re.
turn mail"
TESTIMONIALS FROM THE PEOPLE
Judge Buchanan, Lawyer, Toledo, O., says:
Zone of Prof. Gulmctta's French Kidney Pads
cured me OF LumbagO in three weeks time. My
case had been given up by the best Doctors as in.
durable. DuriCg all this time suffered untold
agony and paid out large sums Of money.
George Vetter, p, Toledo, says:
II suffered for three years with Sciatica and
Kidney Disease, and often had to go on crutches s..
Twas entirely and peMnently cnred after wearing
Mrs. Helen Jerome, Toledo, o. says:
For years have been confined, great part of the
time to my bed, with Lucorrhoea and female weak.
ness. 1wore one of Guilmette's Kidney Pads and
was cured in one month.
B F. Keesling, MD, Druggist Logansport, Ind,
when sending in an order for Kidney Pads. writes:
wore one of the first ones we had and received
more benefit from it than any thing ever used In
fact the Pads give better general satisfaction than
any Kidney remedy we ever sold "
Ray y Shoemaker, Druggists, Hannibal, Mo
"We are working up a lively trade in your Pads
and are hearing of good results from them every
ay."
Prof. GuiImett's French Liver Pad,
Will positively cure Fever and ague, Dumb Ague,
Ague Cake, Bilious fever, Jaundise, Dyspeps a..
and all diseases of the liver. stomach aud blood.
Price $3.50 by mail. Send for Prof. Gull mette's
Treatise on the kidneys and Liver, free by mail.
Address
French padCo,
march Nod