Daily Republican., 1881-04-06
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tnhh liNtN III b.'b' ,ENHII S''N C''h.
House furnishing articles al @9t;. store.
| Try Kings Good Samaritan Cough Syrup
Parker. cupptnG and leeching. ln3 t. I'd ST
| What Young IudS hothrrS her corrcspond
entS! Miss Date.
What yOung lady is often mel y dry good,
! shOpS! MISS Counter.
| What Young lady drsFFvptA Rot GOOD
! huSha nd Mis- Chief
What young lady l. inclined to hr wicked :
Miss DempinUr
What Young lady will make a poo" com
pOslor' Miss fake.
What young lady i unworthy Of your ron
iIdcncr" Miss TTust
What young lady will make poor huu1e-
keeper: Miss Manage.
What youdg lady is likely to huvea fails.
notion Of things? Miss Conceive.
Just received one or the largest aes,,rtn"nts $
Of cLQckS in the city. Nt NilIard +. Davis. No.
.. FaEt Second street.
For neat Job of repairing on men's cloth
Ing at rca souabIe charge ." I" 4. Row. u
f., Second street. between klng and M0rkCt.
Go 81 East Sixth street. 10 ret cnldcu
shGai md other good brands Of tUHr. EFaB
iiour rye flour. uat meal %c.
For good pair Of cry StaI surrtarea cal on
Prof. Charles ltHIic. private res,G"nrc -,
Market street.
"I.emy YOU'RE u pig-'ow do van know
whnt pig isH said Il farmer 10 his ttr" r'sl.
old son. "Ies father: 4 pi% Is hog little
boy. replied IennE,
who nuysed Eve al de hcrl oh Cain" is
the unrstion now agitHtin4 the negroes Of
North Carolina A disciple Of Darwin stout
y maintains that it was -hc gorilla.
,,.u ,vo n, fine i,,tr tii,sIirn
frames made to order. go to Harry Verge
4Uj sihpicy street Fine gold frninrS made TO
order and satisfaction guaranteed.
11N WARS. WOODEN wAER. JArRN WARE.
Oft CLOTHS. CUTLERY. &c.. OtFkEEu Ar FHE
Low B5r PuICEs: Il. +. PlCKEIs. 4 9 EAsT
ARA STREET.
Massey, No lNi King street. thc popular
and uncAcciied Ieweler. has ~ ino assortment
of watches clocks and )CWrIr, an hand ~ is
kept in the city. Give him a call.
CALL AND SEE TIRE VICTOR COOK. Hhrrr
COOK. HAIRY ESr HOME. urHELLO. AroLLO.
Hit ART. RECORD AND EE1l tSCB BANtiKS. hLbo
SEVERAL NEW PATTERNS Or rrOvEs. oFFsEEp
Az rHE Low Es'r PEfCKs. At II. +. PICKELS.
Nos. y 9 EAST 4rH sTEHEr.
.hl!a. il your father at nome" sad n bash
IA lover 10 his sweetheart: If want TO prolns"
something very inpor,"nt to him:' " No.
Clarence. panS II not =" home. bat ! am
I NNINN YOU propose 'h Wt lNF a. wen
NIn he lid. witt pcric'' success.
At II grand dinner two h"rloyS ronvcrScd Of
malaiic- and e: rcrnrdir~ with high Voices.
An" said ul' Of rhcm. did "ow ever IVY
,Iirh and puch !. r"mrdl 9" NO" said 'hc
othrr. 'bUi vii ON tjic NrH ncNt patient
who calls o. ne.
|, il tod tnr II tErt tha!u 'itJr taken haired
boy q, n', year. Who mad tn.>rd the amer,
noon NJ mn WI nllHr"m. n"hr- up N AlS
mother, face. said. If all man D!naS. whcs
they die tGrU INTO mn M. .tH. n" "'' 'hr pa-
ri,, turn into puppies
poor old Rheumatic lady SAID 10 her ply
sirlun On, doctor. duclUr. | suitrr 50 much
with my hands and feet" lie poiient. dear
modnn!." he SoOthngIy responded: "rou'd
SITTER 4 great deal more without them.
At, It true. Harry. that you'lr broken ou
win HnrkaWnr'S daughter - "haH. yr'.
Wit, fu.rrd 10. although eh" Is charming
woman" "Wh,"" "tnccnpntnhili Of ccH-
r!cyion. She docs not snit mi furniture
"How can you fail in your examination :"
asked It tntoi of one OF his pupils. ~ Thought
replied ihc student. the tnet was. YOU
rramnled me SO tight couldn't ge. II ont''
Been having your boots haIrsoIed:" asked
Tom. well yes" said ben, vino was look
ing little Scedy. but they're not half sold
as my hat" And II was three o'clock the
next ailovnoon before Tom understood luI
what he meant.
very old lady on her death-hed In pen-
tentia, mood. said: II have been a great sin
ner moee than eighty years, and didn't know
It," An old colored woman who had lived
with hor long time, exclaimed, "I.mr!
knowed 1t all the time
Mistress Uo new cook: Nov. Sarah. re
member it you are strictly honest and cco.
nomlcal in your marketing | Will give you
n few eXtra shillings per month"; New cook:
THANK you ma am; win think il over, and
let you know in the evening"