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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

HUEy1 IN Yourselves by making money when
BhlH sEi golden chance is offered, thereby
NIX 4 always keeping poverty from your
HIIBIu door. Those who always take advan
NJ h1 1AAh N tage OF the good chances for making
money that are offered, generally be.
come wealthy, while those who do not improve such
chances remain in poverty. We want many men
women boys and girls 20 work for us right in thsiy
own localities. The business will pay more than ten
times ordinary wages. We furnish an expensiya ont
~ ana all that you need free. No one who engages
tals TO make money very rapidly. You can den on,
your whole time 20 the work, only your spare me
ments Fun information and all that is needed sent
tree Address Stinson & Co. Portland Maine 4sevi
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

81 declare | never was more inn
pressed in my life with the foolishness
of flies" exclaimed a boarder to his
landlady, as a couple of winged voy-
ayers embarked in his soup plate. 81
do not understand you, sir" she added
haughtily. Well he explained,
those two poor creatures undoubtedly
suppose that this stuff was thick enough
to float 'em.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

GLOW fnnelly that smoke goes up"
remarked job Shuttle this morning.
Yes, it flues," replies the oldest boy,
and they both retired to allow the puns
time to crystalline on the fragrant air.
New Haven Register.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

You can tell a new paragrapher in a
minute. Io always inquiries if DIR.
Mary Walker doesn't pant for office.
This joke seems to be the alphabet and
primer of a photographic education.-
New Haven Register.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

"Who was the greatest American
poet~ asked Prof Stearns. George
Washington" said the slow boy in the
farther seat "he was versed in war,
versed in peace, and YER" But the
professor interrupted him to say that
he was the versed he ever heard, and
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

The Chicago Bridewell has been
struck by lightning. 1t looks as though
we should have to 60 back to first prin-
clples and protect our cOnvicts with the
rod-Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

A prominent Democratic congress
man took his daughter to task the
other evening because she permitted
her lover to stay awhile after 10 o'clock.
La, pa" said she, "wc were holding a
little extra session. Hartford Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

Standing jokes are common enough,
but nobody ever hears of sitting ones.
Lowell Courier. What of the young
man who sat down on his sweetheart 5
new bonnet and sang, "I'm sitting on
the style, Mary ?"-Somerville Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

Mistress Con coming home from the
seaside )-"Why, Jane, what's become
of the bullfnch?' "Jane.-"Well,
you see, MN, it didn't sing much and
looked droopin' like, so cook put it out
of its misery, an | 'ad it stuffed for my
at Punch.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

The San Antonio people complain of
little fishes i'll the water mains. They
can't expect the Water Works Com
pany to furnish them with whales 12O
feet long for dollar Il month.-Texas
Siflings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

A laborer in Russia gets eight cents
Il day and finds himself" Finds him
self mighty hungry, pretty often, we
should think.-Norristown Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10
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On the Loss of
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

just then the lightning struck the col
lege, and, without coming to a vote, the
house djourned.-Burlington Hawk
eye.
The Commercial Advertiser asks :
"Why don't Edison invent something
that will illuminate the interior Of the
human body" Can't you be satisfied
with New York whisky ?"-Boston
Post. Whisky, so far as our observa-
ton goes, illuminates the exterior, not
the interior; but, Of course, it may have
a different effect in Boston, where men
arc so difficult to see through.-New
York Commercial Advertiser.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

Nothing makes men sharper than
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

An oarsman on Cayuga lake says
he was towed in his boat across the
lake by sea serpent. About time for
him 10 sware oh.!Boston Globe.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

The higher you are lifted by the re-
marks of fatterer, the Aatterer you
feel when you come down to the truth
again.-Yonkers Gazette
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10
Flint & Pere Marquette R. R.

The shortest, quickest, and most reliable route
TO and from Detroit, Toledo, Cleveland, Cinoin-
natl, Saginaw and Bay City.
GOING EAST, SOUTH AND WEST.
Leave Alpena daily, except Sunday, by Alpcna
and Bay City line of steamers Mt 700 a. IN.
GOING NoRrH-wEsT.
Port Huron Bay City and Night
Accom-. Saginaw Mail Express
Toledo, Lv. 1Op M
Detroit, Q a. IN 10 10
Bay City, Ar II ioHm 2l5pm 6 50 am
GOlNu suUrH-EAsT.
Detroit Detroit Night
Express. Mail. Express.
Bay City Lv.I 1Oam o 90 p m 10 90 p NJ
Detroit, Ar III 40 a IN 10 so p IN 500 m
Toledo, 10 90 am
Drawing room ears on morning and evening
trains between Bay City and Detroit extra char
ges only % cents.
Night express runs Sunday night instead of
Saturday All other trains daily except Sunday.
SANFORD keller, Sup't
j. 7. NoUasE, General Ticket Agent.
A. Il. FLETCHER,
Ticket Agent, Alpena, Mich.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

A fowl Indiana Richmond
Baton. Another like him-a Black
hawk.-Detroit Free Press. Another
foul Indian-a Blackfoot.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

rFS n ~r,szs0 eal,a1-',
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10
WIT AND HUMOR.

Mary had a little bunch
OF silk with feathers on it,
And though 1t weighed but half an ounce
Twas an $50 bonnet-Freo Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

The demand Of one photographer to
use the patent process Of another has
been decided in the negative.-New
Orleans Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

The Bostons are the lowest but one
in the score of the league games, and
would be last, Providence permitting.
Lowell Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

A Beverly shoe manufactures has
failed, but heel strive with his whole
sole to pay the last cent.-Boston Post
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-08-10

Mary had little bunch
OF silk with feathers on it,
And though 1t weighed but half an ounce
Twas an $50 bonnet.-Free Press
\ Beverly shoe manufacturer h
failed, but heel strive with his who
J sole to pay the last cent.-Boston Pos
The Bostons are the lowest but on
in the score Of the league games, an
would be last, Providence permitting
Lowell Courier.
The demand of one photographer
use the patent process Of another ha
been decided in the negative.-Ne'
Orleans Picayune.
A fowl Indiana Crow.-Richmon
Baton. Another like him-a Black
hawk.-Detroit Free Press. Anothe
foul Indiana Blackfoot.
The higher you are lifted by the re
marks of fatterer, the hatterer vol
feel when you come down to the trutl
again.-Yonkers Gazette
An oarsman on Cayuga lake say
he was towed in his boat across tn,
lake by a sea serpent. About time fo
him to swarc off,-'Boston Globe.
4 laborer in Russia gets eight cent
a day and "fnds himself" Finds him
self mighty hungry, pretty often, We
should think.-Norristown Herald
The Chicago Bridewell has beer
struck by lightning. 1t looks as though
we should have to go back to first prin.
ciples and protect our convicts with the
rod.-Transcript.
The San Antonio people complain of
little fishes i'll the water mains. They
can't expect the Water Works Com
pany to furnish them with whales 120
feet long for dollar Il month.-Texas
Siftings.
You can tell new paragrapher in u
minute Io always inquiries if DIR.
Mary Walker doesn't pant for office.
This joke seems to be the alphabet and
primer of Il paragraphic education.-
New Haven Register.
GLOW flInnelly that smoke goes up"
remarked job Shuttle this morning.
yes, it flues," replies the oldest boy,
and they both retired to allow the puns
time to crystalline on the fragrant air.
New Haven Register.
A prominent Democratic congress
man took his daughter to task the
other evening because she permitted
her lover to stay awhile after 10 o'clock.
La, pa, said she, "wc were holding a
little extra session. Hartford Post.
Standing jokes are common enough,
but nobody ever hears of sitting ones.
Courier. What of the young
man who sat down on his sweetheart 5
new bonnet and sang, "I'm sitting on
The style, Mary ?"-Somerville Journal.
Mistress Con coming home from the
seaside )-"Why, Jane, what's become
IF the bullfnch?' "Jane.-"Well, !
you see, MN, it didn't sing much and
ooked droopin' like, so cook put it out
If its misery, an | 'ad it stuffed for my
at Punch.
The latest advicss from the Sand
yich Islands report that the lava thrown
rom Mauna Loa is likely to destroy
portion Of the town and harbor of Hilo.
That is bad for Hilo, but it is hoped
Jack and the game" may be saved
Sorristown Herald
The Detroit Free Press heads an ar
icle, "a Disappointment--A We'd
ling Prevented by the Non-appear-
nee of the Groom 1t beats all
'hat a little thing will mar the pleas
re Of whole company. What was
he matter with the bride-wasn't she
here ?-Peck's Sun.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1881-03-05
ROGERS
CELEBRATED
LfNIHEHl.

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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1881-03-05
EEAR WHAT PEOPLE SAT- bHO HAVE TRIED THE MERITS or
ROGERS LINIMENT.

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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-31

A WESTERN paper says: A Wiscon
sin deacon detected one of his clerks
in dishonesty few days ago. The
young man spent week in seclusion
and was then allowed to depart with
out prosecution. At prayer-meet
ing in the deacon's church a short
time after, the pastor took occasion
to praise him for his forbearance to-
ward the sinner. The good deacon
confessed that he did not deserve
creu;t, from the fact that he had given
th. dishonest clerk a severe thrash.
ing, hurting him so badly that he had
been con, ,pelled to spend his week Of
retirement Ii, bed, and he had after
ward compromised the whole affair
to escape a prosecution tor assault
and battery.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-31

WITHIN the past week the case of
President Garfield became SO critical
that hope fed from almost every one,
and on Saturday he was reported by
dispatch as in dying condition. The
swelling of the gland in the neck
under the right ear was lanced on
Friday; but little pus flowed from it
The doctors, however, were right in
their view Of q pus cavity having
been formed, for within the "a hours
following the use of the surgeons s
knife the pus broke its way out
through the right ear The new
complications in the Presidents case
had been dispatched throughout the
land, and by Saturday evening the
people were suffering over the anti
cipated death of the President. Sat
urday evening and Sunday were times
of deeper sorrow, if possible, than
the days that immediately followed
the shooting of Garfield The whole
country ON Sabbath was engaged in
earnest prayer for the stricken ruler,
and 10 and behold, on Sabbath, dis
spatches were received that the Pres
ident had passed the great crisis and
had sufficiently rallied so as to par
take of milk toast food On Monday
and Tuesday his condition was still
more improved, his stomach retain
ing such liquid food as was given
him. The swelling in the gland in
the neck has reduced itself by free
discharges of pus; and, taken all in
all, the President is reported by those
around him as in a more hopeful con-
dition. The preachers, generally,
throughout the country prayed pub
icly in church for the recovery of the
ruler of the nation, and if the Presi-
dent lives, millions of people will be-
iiere that he was saved by direct
Providential intervention in answer
to prayer.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-31
GENERAL lTE.MS.

Louis Sessions, who liv.s neal
vicksburg, Miss, becoming jealous
of his wife, watched for her on Wed
nesday On lonely road, and when
she appeared shct and killed her In
stantly with pistol.
Hiram Brooks, aged Is years, shot
and killed his father at Floris, Davis
county, Iowa, last Wednesday night.
The elder Brooks was beating his
wife with a club. The boy interfered
and the father turned on him with
the club, threatening his life. The
boy retreated to the wall and then
shot the old man in the left temple.
The young man is in jail.
7 The run of salmon the present
season in the streams in British Co
lumbia is said to surpass all prece-
dent. The fish are caught in such
quantities that the canning establish
ments cannot use them all, and many
are thrown away. One large fish
caught in the Columbia river, said to
be the largest ever taken from that
stream, weighed eighty-four pounds
when dressed, and filed sixty nine
cans
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-31
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
PRESIDENT JUDGE.


Editor Sisfiaei s.d Repsblscas-Dear Sir,
As the rules Of our party require candidates
to be announced and voted for at our Pri-
mary Election, allow rs to name Hon. 3. +.
Junkin as q candidate for President Judge.
He has been an able and impartial Judge,
and as Perry county Las declared over
whelmingly for him Juniata will be almost
sure to record her vote the same way. His
denomination and election will give us q
Judge second to none In the State, and one
who can in his official capacity afford to do
only what is just and right. The hope OF
the country and its main stay is an unbiased
and incoruptible Judiciary. II nominated
there is no doubt of his election.
MANY REPUBLICANS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-31

"ONE of the most successful and
trustworthy farmers in Georgia is a
negro named Pleas Harper, who has
just paid $4,000 for 2100 acres of
land lying on Broad River, in Ogle-
thorpe county. The white man who
sold him the land says of Harper /;
There is not better business man
in Oglethorpecounty than this negro.
He can tel you any day to cent
how ne stands with the world, and as
farmer l never saw a better. He is
economical, his family all work, and
he can get more out of a hand than
any one ever saw. Pleas, too, is
not an all cotton farmer. He has
been making from 100 to $50 bales of
cotton a year on rented land, besides
growing enough supplies to run his
place. In fact, his cotton crop is
nearly all clear money"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-31
COUNTY COMMIs sSIONER.

Editor Sentinel and Republiean-Sir: W.
most respectfully present to The Republican,
of Juniata county the name of Uriah Shu
man for the Office of County Commissioner
Mr.. Shuman is one of our most respected
and substantial citizens, and would ado
great strength to the ticket. If you would
have Commissioner that win go in fol
economy, retrenchment and reform, and
discharge the duties Of the office with credi
to himself and satisfaction to the taxpayer,
Of Juniata county, then elect Mr.. Shuman
of Delaware township.
MANY REPUBLICANS.
DELAWARE TwP., Aug. 90, 1881.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-31
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.

Editor Jan,afa Sentinel and Republican
Dear Sir MANY Republican citizens OF
Walker township are desirous of having
Solomon Manbeck placed among the candi-
dates for the Office Of County Commissioner
Mr.. Msnbeck is an honest and earnest farm
er, who considers that when the public well
fare is well conducted every private interest
is strengthened. He has never been an
ofice-seeker, but has had sufficient expe-
rience in the business affairs among men to
make him a competent man for the Office Of
Commissioner.
MANY REPuBLicAxs OF WALKER TWP.
Aug. 90, 1881.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-31

TzEzE is Q strong feeling in the
country against the running Of freight
and produce and cattle cars on the
Sabbath day. The people maintain
that business generally In the coun-
try is suspended on the Lords day /;
that the business houses are closed /;
work in the field and shop is sus-
pended; teaming and hauling on
wagon roads is not carried on. It
would be well if the corporations
would heed the protest of the peo-
pie as to the hauling of freight and
produce. Freight and produce will
no mere suffer by not being trans
ported on those days than by lying
unshipped in other parts where bust
ness is suspended during the Sab
bath. There is also strong feeling
against the running of passenger
trains on the Sabbath. The feeling
in that regard does not seem to rest
on as solid foundation as the first
mentioned, namely, as that against
the hauling of freight and produce.
There is no more harm in running
passenger train than in running
carriage or buggy, or in going out
to walk from one place to another on
the Sabbath day. But one says they
take pay to haul people. So the rail
road companies do, but the man that
rides in a carriage pays for his car
riage and horse, and pays to keep
them up, and every man that owns
property pays tax to keep up public
wagon roads; and such plain facts
destroy what little argument there is
in the pay question. Again, there
is feeling against people going
to camp meeting on the Sabbath day.
The railroad company is made the
scape7goat for it all. The railroad
company would not carry the people
if they did not come to be carried. The
camp meeting people, and others that
complain so severely against the rum
ming of cars ON the Sabbath day,
might find a relief from what they
complain of if they would locate
their camps ten or fifteen miles from
the lines of railroad travel. But
then would arise the question as to
carriage and horseback travel, and
travel on foot to camp. There is one
way of putting an end to all the OBJ
jections of travelling to and from
meeting, if it can be reduced to prac-
tice, and that is, have everybody
come on Saturday and stay till Mon
day. 1t would not do to discrim-
mate against a traveller by the rail
road, in favor of traveller on foot
or on horse back or ~ carraige
People that are having so much feel
ing on the subject, and discussing it
so freely, may do well to take it in
all its bearings The critics will find
it a much broader question than they
ever dreamed it to be when they took
it up. 1t reaches beyond the domain
of railroad influence.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-08-31
CONDITIONS oS SALE.
SHERIFF's OFFICE,
MiffiintOwn, Aug. 8, 1881
Regfster,s Notice.

NoTiCt Is hereby given that the following
persons have filed their accounts in the Reg
ister's Office in Miffiintown, and that the
same will be presented to the Court for con-
firmation and allowance, on TUESDAY,
SEPTEMBER ID, 1851,
l. The final account cf Daniel Conn, ad-
ministrstor of William II. Marser, late Of
Spruce Hill township, Juniata county, de-
ceased.
q The FRS. and final account OF Angus
tus Dinger, guardian of Linton Miller, minor
child Of Amos Miller, deceased, late Of Sus-
quehanns township, Juniata county.
8. The account of Jonathan b. Okeson,
guardian of Mamie u. Okeson and George
A. Okeson, minor children Of Samuel b.
Ukeaon; deceased, lste of Beale township,
Juniata county,
4. The first and final account Of Atgus-
tus Dinger, guardian of Cochran W. Miller,
minor child of Amos Miller, deceased, late
Of Susquehanna township, Juniata county.
5. The first and final account Of Peter w.
and Jacob Swartz, executors of Rev. Peter
Swartz, deceased, late of Monroe township,
Juniata county.
6. The first and partial account of Peter
W. Swartz, administrator of Abraham
Barge, deceased, late Of Monroe township,
Juniata county.
Z. The first and partial account of David
Musser, administrator of Martin Musser,
deceased, late OF Fayette township, Juniata
county.
s. The account of Peter Shellenberger,
guardian of Amanda Sellers, minor child of
William Sellers, deceased. late of Monroe
township, JunIata county.
3. The account of Wellington Smith and
Henry W. Miller, executors of the last will
and testament Of George Miller, deceased,
late of Walker township, Junista county.
10. The second and final account of Jas.
| Loudon, executor of Solomon Loudon, de-
ceased, late of Lack township, Juuiata
county.
IL. The first and final account of Rachel
A. Harshberger. e3ecutrix of the last will
ana testament of Eleanor McAlister, late OF
Fayette township, Juniata county, decd.
II. The first and final account of Louisa
Keely, executrix of Nathan Keely, deceased,
late of the borough of Thompsontown, Ju-
niata county.
l3. The account of ]. B. Hallman, ad-
ministrator .. &. q. of Robert H. App, de-
ceased, late Of Susquehanna township, Ju-
niats County.
i'm. MCDONALD, Register.
Registers Offics, M1ifintown,
Arg. rs, 1881.