Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-05-30
ALL SORTS.

Augustus claimed to be Judge
OF what made wonanknd attractive;
And, when new bellies were introduced,
His criticisms grew quite active;
This ones nose not quite straight
That ones mouth in curve was wanting,
Another's face was far too red,
And still anothcr's eyes were slantng.
The critic met his fate at last
And very quietly got married;
The bride was plain; so friends declared
For once his judgment had mscarred
Poor Gus heard all. well, boys" he said
Her face is plain but do not blame me;
She's worth at least ten thousand pounds,
And so her figure overcame me-
MAY.-This is the month in which the Trailing
Arbutis is sought. Also in this month the front gate
begins to exhibit signs of The weather proph-
cts guess at 'balmy atmosphere" for May, and the
poet writes his usual ''Loyely May" verses for the
village paper. This is all right: but if you are wise
you will get bottle of Baxters Mandrake Bitters and
use them directed to ward off jaundce liver COM
plant and biliousness, consequent upon the warm
temperature of this month Only rs cents per bottle.
Mrs. Darlington said that gentleman laughed SO
heartily that she feared he would burst his ocular
vein.
THE DOCTORS DISAGREE as to the best methods and
remedies for the of constipation and disordered
liver and kidneys. But those who have used Kidney
Wort agree that it is by far the best medicine known
It's action is prompt. thorough and lasting Don't
take pills. and other mercurals that poison the sys
tenn. but by using Kidney-wort restore the natural
action of all the organs.-Neav Covenant.
| starved tramp said he was SO thin that when he
had pain he couldn't tell whether it was stomach
| ache or back-ache.
Constipation invariably follows liver complaint; but
it is easily overcome by the timely of Baxtcr's
Mandrake Bitters. Dyspepsia also readily yields to
| this potent remedy.
| Gaps made in the flesh by cuts speedily disappear
without leaving scar, when Henry Johnson's Arni-
| ca and Oil Lniment is used
Downs Elixir will cure all lung diseases. The best
medicine known for whooping cough.
dear old lady who did not have dictionary at
hand once said that she did like TO live in the
crowded streets of city, but preferred the rhubarbs
Says prominent horseman in giving his opinion Of
Vandefblt's mare, Maud s., whose great feat at Chi
cago put her at the head tand dubbed her queen
the turf in my opinion the time is not far distant
when minute gait will be recorded, it will certainly
be the case if horsemen continue to use Kendari
SPAWN Cure as it limbers up the JOINTS removes al
bemshes and in fact has made complete revolution
in the horse business. See advertisement.
An Arkansas girl refused to marry her lover unles
he performed some heroic deed. He eloped with he
mother.
, BRACE UP.-There is serious meaning in this ex
preston That weared step, languid eye and feeling
of general assitude, come from "sprng sickness"
assured serious and perhaps fatal disease is clos
in its wake. The system wants cleansing of white
impurities; the sluggish blood needs to be sent Il
swift and clear currents through the veins. sFavorit
, Remedy" viii do this it will give new vigor to tn
body, brightness to the eye, glow to the countenanc
and elasticity to the step. One dollar bottle. Ever
druggist has it. Dr. David Kennedy, proprietor Ror
dout, New York.
The new Sunday law in Alexandria. Va, is SO sever
prohibit the sale of newspapers upon the streets
e Everything has to pay up sometimes; even tn
little chickens have to shell out.
Extreme Tired Feeling.
A lady tells us "the first bottle has done
my daughter great deal of good, her foot
0 does not distress her now, nor does shs
r suffer from that extreme tired feeling which
she did before taking Hoods Sarsaparilla.
q A second bottle effected cure. No othe
preparation contains such concentration
. of vitalizing, enriehing, purifying and invie
q Grating properties as Hoods Sarsaparilla