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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-28
Advertisements are News.

Good, fresh advertisements are not the
least interesting and valuable. portion of
a newspaper. They tell the readers
what they want to know-where goods
can be bought; what they are sold for;
who has houses to rent or sell; who
wishes to purchase real estate; where
employment can be obtained; and many
other things that they want to know
1t is an error to suppose that only ed
itors and reporters supply news worth
reading. The skillful advertiser furnish
es good share of it, and if there are
any readers who fail to look over the
advertising columns of their paper,
they miss great deal of information
that would prove valuable to them.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-28
A Difficult Problem Solved.

Ambition, competition and over-exer-
tion use up the vital powers of men and
women, so that desire for stimulants
seems To be a natural human passion,
and drunkenness prevails ON account of
this necessity for bodily and mental in
vigoration. Parker's Ginger Tonic fair
ly solves the difficult problem, and has
brought health and happiness into many
desolate homes. 1t does not tear down
an already debilitated system, but builds
1t up without Intoxicating. 90 I'm
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-28
Bogus Certificates.

1t is no vile drugged stuff, pretending
to be made of wonderful foreign roots,
barks, &C., and puffed up by long bogus
certificates of pretended miraculous
cures, but simple, pure, effective med
icine, made of well known valuable rem
edies, that furnishes its own certificates
by its cures. We refer to Hop Bltters,
the purest and best of medicines. See
another column. 252t
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-28

GB Let grace and goodness be the
principal loadstone of thy Affections
For love which hath ends, will have an
end whereas, that which is founded on
true virtue will always continue.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-28

E1"If man be gracious to strangers
it shows he is citizen of the world, and
that his heart is no island cut off from
other lands, but a continent that joins
them.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-28
To Dealers and Consumers Of Fish,

WYE are prepared to supply you with Choice
w Extra fat MACKEREL, New EastpOTt
round, and Lake HERRING. at reasonable
prices for CASH. or In exchange for Grain, Seeds,
Potatoes, Lard, Bacon. SC, &c.
JONES BROTHERS & CO..
Brick Wareh0u
II I'm NEWPORT, Pa,
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SClLNCL AND INDU,rkY-

-nenceforth the telegram Offices =.
France are to record in detail all tb, :"
dcr-storms which may be observed '''''
The London Sanitary company :,
formed for the purpose Of putting dwe,i
ing and other houses in perfect san;to",
condition.
The evil effect OF the electric Ecb,
upon tn" eye, is due, It is supposed Nv
the constant ch:nycs in the intensity =,
the hight, whe "eby the eyes are srestlv
iatigucd.
1t has been computed that the povar
of the steam engines in England wo,,Is
suffice to raise from the Quarr,c, and
place u position all the Great lvraroii
in eighteen hours. -.
"A HAai'e is considered bv N. Leor
Malo as chalk strongly impreynatcj
with .blluulcn. 1t was first APPLIED -
road making in 1912 by NJ Merlar ,
Swiss engineer. in 1871 it was fr.r
tried in Paris, in The Rue Bergerc.
Experiments have been made with
compressed gnnpowder. nude to fit the
drill-hole,, and cut into short lengths
It. was found to possess many alvsn.
tages over loose powder, among With. .
is ajsavm9 offorty per cent. il powder. |
In q recent work on the nests and
eggs Of birds, DR.. W. Won Reicheuan
states that the ornamental plumaee.
cyests, etc, of the male bird are due 10
an excess of energy, while the vitality Of
the female is exhausted by the produc.
ton Of eggs and the task Of ircubation.,
I English wool is subjected to a putj.
fying process in q hested room during
six months before it il, used, whereby
the "eke," or grease and dirt, is taken
out Of it. American wool Just feeced
from the Sleeps back, is worked up,
ard, as the exc is still in it, it will not
take the colors. The imperfect dyei1g
Of American cloths results in rapid fad,
ing' while the English lasts, ,,.. ,.,
DIR. Barely, of Nice, has successfully
employed turpentine vapor in the treat.
ment of whoopiug-cough., The drug lis
allowed to stand in plates in the room
occupied by the patient, a resort to
which simple expedient is believed to
greatly lessen the. severity and duration
Of the malady. DR.. Barely was led tt a
trial of this remedy by observing a
marked improvement in the case Of "a
child severely affected who had been
allowed to sleep in a newly. painted
room, redolent with the turpeutine odor.
1t may not, perhaps, be known that
9 man wearing dark clothes is % 70 la
| bh'to infection from contagious diseass
than he who wears light. colored gar.
ments, because particles which emanate
from diseased 81 decaying bodies are
much more readily absorbed by dark
than by light fabrics. This is easy d
proof. Expose light and dark ccat 70
the fumes Of Tobacco for five minutes
and it will be found that the dark one
smells stronger than the other of tobacco
smoke, and it will retain the odor bnget
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ODE TO THE CUCUMBER.

Cool. crispv, verlant, luscious fruit,
Though Iror,g ca with wir!in%s' stripes,
For love,ttipl pr:as no. p $50 thy stiit, y
Thou 1iolAcst is Witd sr.ijeS. '''' '''-
What time thou'rt in the market place,
dozen for a nickel, ...-....
Forbidden fruit with tempting face $3.50
TO get US in pickle. rs r' fH-i'
Or living near the garden path, ,,..,...,.,.,.s
Some simple md, IN frOtic,
Purloins thee, bringing down the wrath
OF conscience and OF colo. '".'>'' '''
Or sliced in vinegar in haste, ais ..,
Thou makest all food sweeter. 5..,r..u
Thus doubling up the joys OF taste,
Anddoublingup the eater. 80
Child of the dew, from Asia's cline, N =
Dyspeptics may deride us, .-
Wen not expose thee in our rhyme, ~
Thy wrongs are all inside us. SIS ''.'h 81
Well may revenge heal all thy smarts- 3.
Avengea1cn sastronomlc;
Thine; ,inlike cri ne that weighsthe heoft
Lies heavy II tne stomach ..a
Thy slain are scattered DER the earth,
Puissant Of the ku. klux cumber;
Thy form, W til praise OF vanished worm,
Should mark their place " slumper' i;
And shin ne rear this fruit again,
And Of il be partaker? H'l,, '"'
We taste and answer in our pain, :rts
"Yes, we've put in an acher." ng5f
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likely likely i he fails tofeSsAbsr the place,
and the recovery of. ~ good suit Of
cloths, wheA ne come4to bio reason, is
matter of impQssibilitY.. Well, l had
heard that Iscouh 90 tossome evangel-
ist, copcoct n good story about desire
for repentance, talk and pray, and |
would secure my new clothes and q
months board. tried the plan. I did
not want religion. did not believe that
| could be saved. In few weeks was
in my right mind. Good Influences had
begun their work upon me. was
ashamed of my deceit. [ confessed my
purpose to dcfraud The kindness shown
ne, the conviction that came to me that
| could reform, brought with it the DIES
terminationsto do so, and l4..can, only
look back at my past course with hor-
ror."
Another man, who had once been un
der Chri >tan teachings, but who refused
to be gnided by them after he got away
from their influence, said, referring to
the means of living III tramp quarters:
Owe manage it in various ways. We
put up q job On some minis'c' or gener-
Gus Christian, and by the good talking
of some one ef our number get. q little
money Of, somd good clothes, These W4
tirn intotmonsy.s i1he religious WOMEN
are easier TO beat than any other. We
win their sympathies by professions of
religion, and ltosts always get; aid to
visit our homes in Some far-off locality.
Then some of our number work tempo.
rarily. They spend sthei,: money III
treating, and thus one helps the other
But these melt tceiyes 10 one, it's
said, although they think they are not
read through and through by those who
try to reform them. The Rev. Dr..
Tying, before his departure for Europe,
was in the habit on winter mornings Of
teiying Ia hot break fast to. the ontcast;
! bringing them in from the highways.
One morning he fed several hundred to
a good nourishing breakfast. Knowing
that all of them would readily assert that
ftbey desired to gNe'up drink, reform, and
become Christian men. he said to them i
"There are many Of you this morning
doubtless saving in your minds, What
a soft thing we have got onlDr. Tying.
We will all 90 up and beat him out of 4
hot breakfast, and he is welcome to
keep his religionf I 1o@I anhsatisfied
that if l can only save one man out of
this large number, present here this
morning the object Of this entertainment
has been secured. "-New York Sum-.
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PIra AgO EPO1N. 4

: If wit is badinage, what must it lie
in youth?-Cambridge Tribune
When a mans money is gone his
friends drop off like buttons from pair
of ready made pants.-Boston Globe.
The idea that nothing harder than
diamonds could be made has been e.
ploded, a St. Louis bride having baked
8 batch of biscuits. Post.
When a city man movesinto the sll.
burbs and gets patch Of ground big
enough 10 raise turnip on; hk 6rt am.
bition is to join a farmers club Phil.
0delphia Ncws. ....-.s-.. -.
The tramp fpds, be eauybuy, TN I.
glasses Of beer Win the money he has "
begged for a single cup Of coffee, and
that is why he always asks for coffee,
money.-New Orleans Rcayune.
"A chicken when stripped Of in
plumage is said to BE- dressed. The
girls of the ballet resemble the chicken
in this regard, though they are not all
chickens in years.-Boston transcript. ii
-s Tommy, did you hear your mother
call you?' ..Corse / did," ..Then WIZ :.
don't you eo to hs i;i:'; sf .oncsr nws3, ~
yer see she's nervous, aud led shock
her awful Il should 60 too suddent."-
Yonkers Gasette-S ssr44 M
"A colored couple, elegantly dressed
and in the blQqmd YOUTH yeRIa9M
up Austin Avenue, when the man was
heard to say: "Miss Matildy Johnsing,
does yer transnire like I doas?" ss.Reaf-r
sol sweee QA a sl9s.pn 7sat Mtl
ings.
When Montana gentleman puts
on pair of long boots, SLOUGH hat, >
pint Of whisky and two long, large'sized
revolvers and a knife that can reach
clear through COW, he is said to be
s'dressed to kill" And indeed he is,
though you can't always be, certain
whether he or the other man will be %
killed--Burlington Havksye. laa-e. 2.
ag, -sopEro De wsrExNtrrsoK .''. A"''''''s
": Oblong and luscious .5sH .
Black seedS.Or white; :. u ',yga.ly
Lentne aatOar you a#6iiEt!a
Outer my sight.
NOTED orspsckledsgs. III nj!
s!4lAck ffM<fUps t,,infA s& Sd = -
Devoid of all cramps,
Collie ri sin. 4..Ans3 .Ksf ~
~ Georgia or Jarsey,
faa SperkIed M.spotted;
-n, Dose who dOan' like 'cm
s;'I Ortcr be shOtted.
Lei Detroit Free Press.
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On q Western Mountain.

tits difficult to lay down laws Of gen,
,eral application governing altitude a1o
atmosphere in this Gle ated region. 10
walk uphill is exhausting;. to sing az,
surd aud impossible. Yet the "burros'
or tiny Mexican donkeys, arc stimulated
to prolonged vocal exercises unknown
in lower regions, and make night hlGe.
Gus with their late concerts outside !ne
tents. In the absence Of dogs, wnea
do not thrive at this altitude, they pa
Torn the part of Cam Pscayeaisefs: M.
vouring every waste arti"le, from dilap'
idated clothing to greasy newspapers
Otherwise we should he visited BY a
pestilence; for, though "every prosper CT
,plsases," the prospec'or is certainty
s.viie." The effect Of the altitude IS
directly felt upon prices. which are eS.
iorbitantly high; while the rarity OF the
atmosphere is shared by purses, when
become singularly light. In this place
of suspension between heaven ana ear H.
watches, too, seem to vlbrate between
time and eternity, and become BABY
demoralized in their effort to fol!o"
both. Occasionally we receive the tlme
frum Gunnison City by telegraph Wnas
remains after loss. pN thel way IS tnen
distributed, to servet till exhausted when
. new supply is obtained in the SANE
Wv as before. Eastern etiquette ano
formality are Of necessity dispensed
with, and to great degree Eastern
costume shares their fa'e. tlanne'
shirts, duck coats, corduroy breecaes:
broad brimmed hats and the tallest OF
top boots form the prevailing azure.
When gentleman wishes to entersslI
his friends in more than usual soc'al
style, he invites them, not to 2 ssdtesS
coSat," but to q s'bUhed shirt 'party"-
Gunuison Letterb Springfield lAe$sJ
ReDublicdu.
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.a,.k Petition 70 The Gar. !

The follaving telegraa;i was !. sent from,
Soda to tho Emperor Of Russia one day,
after the arrest Of the Liberal, leaders:
"Your Majesty: Graciously forgive,
us for addressing youby telegram. The.
gravity II the moment compels ts to do
%. The TING y short; the knife Is al,
our throats: II You do not withhold It
We are lost; Do not allow them to DE-.
prive Us Of the Iiberty conferred On us
BY your august parent, the Gar Eman-,
cipator.s We .arS. already half slaves.
Yestsnlayithe iour beat ,patriotsb f our.
couatly were deprived Of their libvrty;
In sn'illegal manner. You. feuaht sper-,
sonaaly lOrus. Coula yuu: hear TO see
us again slav6sa, Our best men, have
been libeled!a I'VE. irefute THU, libel
Your Majesty, thebs words are 6uf ewn..
No6ody d. t4liihg ~ what to SsVlWs
ArS sprompted ~ On Hwh hearts: iB5!
lsys q, our mlhds sts hot obycured.
Epf I've hundred years We, were Xlayes.
Yaar.aNgpat parent. EreetAd oar, liberty
iutdya( By, tW0. ipf, arms, j, ,ThA liberty
that - csa6ersnd appn ~ wesMi prize
asnsur siWesuu We bsbeech yoat0 coma
lnatd that 'odf pa4iotb he hberateds
Give hut cnA 8tder -Ahse your, snbjeots
should uot 'Aid nitsmpliuf ION Dur No.
li0nal i1ght iveh ID " S0uf Angdls
pkfsht. y ItvviitnDat thS' Aid f your, sub.
3Scte hp ASe, WIZ AakS hi 'Slavet. J Cur
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Tie Pleasure Of Living Near q Volcano.

~ We received Yesterday morning alarm
ing news from Hilo as TO the advance of
the lava. 1t IS most certain that one OF
more of the streams into which the flow
is divided will push forward to the sea-
doing great mischief, even if it does no,
overwhelm the town of Hilo. The flow
which was nearest to the Waiakea plan.
tation homestead broke out suddenly,
while Messrs. JKsnnedy and. Charles
Richardson were inspecting it on Sum
day, the 26th ult. A stream of lava,
LIQUID as water, and glowing with
white heat, ibrka from the face bfs thu
flow and ran down a narrow and tor.
tuous gulch, nearly a mile in length,
making such speed that the visitors had
to make haste to avoid it. At the foot
of the gulch is a hollow which often fills
up with water, making lagoon. This
is now being filled with lava, and has
checked the onward flow which had
theatened the mill and, other buildings
at Waiakea in such a manner as to lead
the managsg TO remove all ,pq{tIaplej
stores, and to take measures to be in
readiness TO- remove the plant itself, "a. 9,
place of safety
Toward the md Of the week, how
ever, the supply of lava seems to have
slackened somewhat, and hopes are en-
tertained that 1.-THE fat now being over.
flowed should be filled up the stream
NAV pass forward to the sea without
destroying the mill, There are two ont.
lets for it. One II these is BY q gulch d
side Of HiSo f l& 7odts III 'faSl
n Ss sea sSTs'Eg sssIs s' i W.
iolama stream. 80 The other is q shallow
gulch known as Kuhuao, and lies nearer
to Waiakea. and there is much reason to
fear that IL this channel is taken by the
lava, it will quickly fill up the gnlch and
overflow the level ground, and destroy
the plantation buildings. The fields Of
growing cane are not threatened, the
AVA being now past them and At = leyel
considerably below them. {. Cruhhihg 3 i
being carried On with the utmost Vi gor
in order to get AZ much Work aspossIble
done beforehand in case of untoward re-
suits to the mill. 'a All rh@ I'D s'os.'t
The natives have cleared out their
habitations in the neighborhood, and
are also leaving Hilo. The town itself
is not menaced BY the flow just de-
scribed, bYt theP i fno1har pr. which
if it breaks tl1t' in y similar manner,
mus toverwhelm q large Rart0ftbstOw
Its course being directly for the main
street. Honolsslu Commercial Advertiser.
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Cruelty to Fish.

Talking with a gentleman of eighty.
four years, q few days ago-a man Of
great expeyiepceI i'm praQtiq44 lite, and
withal one OF humane instincts and
principles, we ,gathepsa many lpterest-
ing suggestions and ideas, that would be
worth repeating. Among other thing-,
he referred to . life.longPractice he had
always observed. ii In catching, fish, he
never failed to kill them immed ately
upon drawing them out of the wafer,
which is their nata,rsl element. Every
boy knows this fact, yet ia dly one ii 3
bundled st9ps 70 tAipk thtAlYipgfyA,,
deprived II The bechlfaf MEANS Of ffelpl.'
ration that theI ifr,tpFp6ishes, Y,ust
suffer similarly to . human being cut off
from its usual 'supply ofatmosphsr,c air.
Death BY suffpcatioQ is;regarded as ter.
ribl e. and . fish out of Wster, being de.
priyed of the oxygen that sustains Its
blood, doubtless suffers intensely It is
the easiest: thing to kill q fish, either BY
strikiaeit. .a|ittht hlluf aap1la the~ hood.
fso ny sssI ne s t. B sS! Wounded %s
S Ss$ 'sts ;edi; il st f.; !a 81
should be killed Immediately on being
aaugAt,F it'6fdef to render It lit ffor ne
table. But aside from the question of
ff>od, tho subject should he considered
! as one Of, principle. We,km'wby the.
fierce struggles Of theosptiye fish it is in
severe pain, and humanity dictates that
bit should be speedily put out Of misery,
We have no right to inflict needless suf-
fering upon any creature. axd the tor
ture VI q fish IS quite a. bad as the tor
ture Of ) dog Or + horse. Nearly every
dRy during the fishing seas''n may be
observed boys carrying large strings OF
fish through the streets, The movements
i # VII: rsid1 I'D {n;s s. s2&
thi, L. the result Of thopghtlessspe'S or
iknorsnoe.. MIST boys would dislike to
be Thoughts cruel, andof they were in.
.structed by their paren 8 and Others ON
this subject, would probably follow the
rule of humanity 10 the treanent 81
j6yhcs, 8 thst do in the, care Of domestic
sAimals. We trust our young friends
VINO read this article will not only follow
.thee suggestions Themselves, but Win
try'to induce their companions to do
likewise. Journal.
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How p p's,tis ~ 'wvashipst ton r.

clans 70, w ashlngtQn must 70 lntO hlSt0ry
rs one OF the most remarkable on record.
DR.. Frank H. Hamilton received the dis.
patch ,sumnnaing him to Westinghouse
his house, No. l8 West Thirty second
Street, New York. 1t took,him only,
ten minatssto prepare for the journey.
He left the house n, about Two O'Clock.
with the remark that he did not know
when th4 next trainn Would start, But
that be Would get y carfiage 'and. goit
the ferry, SO vhashe' would be- ready 10
take it. Tha dispatch, which WAS BRIEF,
be- took with hims !, He fastened I'M q
carriage 70 the. Desbrosses Street ferry,,
where he learned that the first train for
Washing ton vas over the Pennsylvania
Railroad 81 3'::4O o'clock II would ar
rive IN Washington atil0:20p!m, gSome
time was spent ,inquidessas to'thsids-
partura OF trains on other xpeds ;Ihep
be crossed the ferry and entered the
Jersey City passenger waiting-ro6n,
where be was recognized while he was
making inquiries It the palace-car win
dow. Superintendent jackson, who vas
,inshis Office in another part of the depet&
was sent for. "A very lbriet time suficed
TO make him aware Of, the situation. He
hurried away from Dr.. Hamilton, and
seven minutes later the latter was rush.
ing out Of the depot on . special train,
II WAS 3:10 p. H. when the depot mas!
ter and the train disn,sfche4i. tnchitAfli M.
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81 What Constitutes Gambling3 4

It The Committee on Agricultural Re.
sources Of the Detroit Lime-Kiln Club
Announced that it had investigated tie
query: lis buving futures in wheat
gshbling?' snd were ready to Njort:
7 "D6 COMMITTED sot down in de shade
Of abig svhgus'el1vsgs1s .vIlA.s,t4d0s
!,sa p;ots s't t S|sssa22s99 1Sss sst. '
Waydown Bebee a dollar that sart n
animal up tree am coon, an it turns
out to be 4 woodckdclks, am dat gam
bin? If Samuel Shanl'bets das de-
Common Council will act like gentle-
men at sartin session 10 weeks ,head,
an he losBs, Am dat, gamblin'I III
Trustee Pnllback bets two shillin' wild
Pickles Smith dat whenhe gifts home dc
ole woman VIII be singin', Who's
Niger Baby" am You Toteing, ''ati' he
disk,vers dat she am dead gone On
DADDY Stevens R de "a Mule, am dat
gamolin'p IA hold tode opinyun dat
wheat will be a dollar q bu,hel IL BE-.
,cember, an de Rev. Penstock cute'y
emag mes dAsi it will b. WORT ten slril.
I'm Dat 8 simply adiderens.e Of opin.
yum: " I agree to, deliber him 1900
bushels an wheat k1es down TO g5
cents, TIN ahead. II She goes Up to
! Sl!90.""Pm stuck. We each had our
,iudy ment, an de man iw,d de poorest
Judgment am gwne tobe,lett..! When
you. marty. "a woman !; you runs or
chances When you buys q hpss he
may make a trotter, Or he NAV fall
dead lame When you take de kiVtred
kyats for Toledo Ayou may 'git dst or
yoItnstl be lett in de .ditcks,lDe com.
mittee, am darfol assured dat dealin, ill
wheat am simply takin' dc chances. but
al de- same time we reel leettle bit
sorry fap de 'woodchdcks' WHO buy on d
fall an Bee d0 market climb to lie tob
tof de poleiV ,,,an.i,r,n' isst!o,A sl,,.sisa j