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Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, 1881-06-02
REYERIE OF TIE FEMAL EDITOR,

Miss Eva G. Kinney, on taking the
editorial chnir Of the Ellis, Kansas,
Hs"th''yhf, writes i'll the following
light headed way:
How glad We are We We rot to be nm
editor at last. We always thought
we knew just how to run paper, and
now we've got such splendid
chance.
We'll show those stupid men OK
nctlv how it ought to lie done. You
wcn'tcatc' getting into any fu~s 8,
or rows of any thing. No, indeed,
we'll use tact, and tact, YOU know, is
the pricipal thing in running
paper.
we won't mctldlc in politics, and
thatSwill save the trouble with politi-
clans, md we'll never swear-no,
never. For the life Of. us we cant
see tile use ofswearipg in a printing
oiiiiiS tsloii st'niaker:ypc act. itself
mp; it don't create items-unle YOU
happen to hit somebody with club
and have to pay the costs-and it
don't pick up pie half 80 quick as
fingers do. Yet the editors all think
they cau't run a paper without it; /;
hut we'll show 'em.
"W ere SO glad we're an editor, and
we're going TO make such lots or
money; we wont spend it MI for beer
and cigars either. No, indeed:
we'll be benevolent and do good with
it. Well give lots to the missionary
socicty-makc presents to all our
friends -hny books and flowers for
the poor, AMI = OH yes! maybe well
build church and enlow Il collage,
and have our name painted on one of
the windows, will: n design. Yes, OF
course we must have n design on the
window. Let's sec, Il pair Of scissors
and pastc-pot would be appropritc.
would it not: Ora hoy, Il rollcr--but
then roller boys always have dirty
faces, and the artist wouldn't want to
| paint dirt, would he?
Its such fun to be an editor
Think of the sweet revenge we'll take
when we stuff the products OF some
aspiring genius into t!e waste lask-
ct. And then with what nh exquisite
thrill Of pleasure we'll take our pen
and write the author polite note,
telling him we would have been de-
lighted to publish his excellent arti-
Gle II we only had room, and wouldn't
he like TO subscribe for orr paper, or
get us up club? All, we've had cx-
pericncc. That's the way the men
editors used 10 do by us when we
were 'nnly a writer. And swectcr
still will be our revenge on those
editors themselves, who uacd to crusl,
our budding genius with their cruel
~ polite sarc ,sms. There's that
horrid old ear Of the IIav City
SentineA when he published our sweet
little poem about "Birdie," instead
of remarking on the smoothncss of
| the measure, or patlos Of its senti.
ment, he intilnated that we'd been
signing for a lover. 1t wasn't true a
bit; but alI! little did that rash MN
think we were one day to be
his-peer.
"Oh. dear! it's getting late, and
another coInmu Of type to 90 up, on
copy ready, and all these advertise
ments behind time-but it's lots OF
fun to bean editor"
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Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, 1881-06-02

An old woman weighing about
three hundred pounds, fell in cross
ing the street car track, and landed
in the mud and water. 1t sounded
like dropping custarl from third
story window. The driver of the
street car held up his mule, and call
ed ont, Say. ifyou will get up and
let me drive on. you can sit down
again as soon as the car passes"
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, 1881-06-02

IRASFLASTISG IN THE NIGHT.-A
gentleman anxious to ascertain the
effects of transpla nting by night, in
stead Of by day, made an expert
mcnt, with the following results:
He transplaDted ten cherry trees
while in bloom, commencing at four
o'clock i'll the afternoon. Thos.
trnnsplantcd during the daylight
she'd their blossoms, producing little
or no frnit, while those traDsplanted
in the dark maintained their condi-
ton fully. He did the same with
ten dwarf trees after the fruit was
ono third grown. Those transplauted
in the dny shed their fruit; those
transplantctl during the night per-
fectcd the crop and showed no in
jury from having b"cn removed.
With each of these trees &c removed
some earth with the roots. The in
cidcnt, it fully vouchcd for, and if
few similar experiments produce
like result, will be II strong areu-
mcnt to horticuturists to do such
work at night. - WvnI fnbinrt.
+ The following lines were picked up
on Russell street n few DAYS AGO.
ffom young lady TO n young gentle.
mcE:
Silver shine & 30 do tin
the way lore you il sin,"
the rose il red the vile is blue
the pink ia pretty and 30 Is you.
| ifyou love me asi love you
no girl can cut our love in too
| Show AZ the grass grows round the stump.
4 c'iuse you for my sugar lump,
We live bttween the railroad and riytr
and will get nj arried whenever youssy.
But, | say, O., put this little
poetry in the linding of your stove.
pipe hat (bcaver I lnenn) so as the
old folks won't get hold oft.
Or. j. ca Wnnnamakcr has iust
received the finest stock of ciears.
cigarettes, smoking and chewing
tobaccos ever offered in Oraneebure,
The DR.. never keeps anything bn.
the best Of goods in Eis line and VIC
take pleasure in calling attention tc
these goods. Go down and try them
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, 1881-06-02
Said a Baptist to- a Methotliat..

don't like your church government.
ltisn't simple enough. There's too
much machinery about it, ut ia
true,' replied the Methodist, 1--WE have
more machinery than you; but then
you see, it don't take near so much
water to run it,"
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, 1881-06-02
WGMEN-TMEY ARE PAST FINDlSa
OUT

believe there is more pepper, more
potash, more saltpctcr, more tar,
moro aquatortis and more pluck in
woman's nature than in any other ma.
turc cxtant. All these, however, lie
dormant in thin sack, woven Of
mo'lesty, timidity, coyness and
gentlcness. Once shake them UP
and you may look out for a blaze, ac-
companicd by peculiar kind Of
thunder.
Womcn's flesh is thought by some to
be confcction, composition of
sugar and molasscs, or tomc other
s'lcchurinc matter. Grant that it be
all sweetness; yet 1 would have you
know that when the acid Of anger, in
suit or ill-nature comes in contact
with it, such M enervcsccnce occurs
III one never saw eXemplificd III
ginger pop, scdlitz or sola water.
Women, when Tut out Of tune, arc
like summer storms. At fret they
are clou,iy-makc no noise, but their
thinking machines are busy in mo.
tion. Then comes the thundcr-rip-
ping and tearing thunder! and the
lightning that flashes from their eyes
is enough to appall the stoutcst Of
hearts. You fall back in wonder
mcnt, ifnot perfectly amazed. Un.
willing TO retreat further, and not
having chance or the courage to slip
i'll II pitiiml "hoow you stand and
take it like Il hitchc,l horse in hail
storm.
When the wrath Of the feminine II
nearly expended, you pluck up conr-
age and are down on her with aTgu-
mcnt, reasoning and rcprimand; but
is all this going to make her turn
tail: not bit Of it. Having wasted
her thunder and lightning, she be-
gins to rain; she knows what effect
that will have. With impetuous
showers she tlrenches the furious
fire that burns in your bosom, and
freshness to every bud and blossom
Of feeling. Thon you begin to give
in-sllc begins to clear otf-her sky
grows brighter, she goes to the cx-
pcnse Of Il smile, her whole horizon,
Ian, Escape and lady scape, look charm
ing, gay and serene, and you can't
help giving her kiss, aud acknow-
lodging beat.
So you see, my friends, that the
women arc ound to get the better of
u. In them you behold the Wild
cat, Ian b and dove. II they can ac-
complish nothing by letting loose
their nntamc feline propcnsities, they
give the Juvenile sheep trial; and If
that fails they rely upon the loving
dove. With one Of the three, they
seldom or never fail to effect their
purpose.
They are called the weaker sex;
but with what propriety it is hard
for inc to imagine, for 1 know that
many of them are strong enough to
lift II barrel OF beer and drink out
Of the tap. They can draw like hor
scs. They draw lis to church--draw
us to the tlitatrc-t.raw us from our
business draw us into trouble-and
draw lis to-wcll, anywiIcre.-EI.
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, 1881-06-02

a. physician was walking along q
road in the country one day. He met
an old man who had bottle OF
whlskey sticking out Of his coat
pocket.
"ls this the way to the poor house,
s.r1' asked the old man, pointing in
the direction in which he was walk.
ing.
mo, sir" answered the physician
but this is ;" laying his hand on the
bottle Of whiskey.
That doctor was both witty and
wise.
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, 1881-06-02

Boarding hou brilliancy:
Sweets to the sweet" said the funny,
young man, as he handed the waiter
girl faded bouquet. "Bects to the
beat returned the girl, as she push.
eel him a plate Of the vegetables
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, 1881-06-02
SPECIAL NOTICE.

Now that the holiday season is
over and everything has gone prcs-
porous and happy; every one better
off, and a bright fertile year aheal,
ut no period il tho history of our
business life have we been 80 thor
o"ghly prepared to III cot the wants
of the trade and the requirements IF
the people, as we are now. We shall
continue to place upon our counters
from day to day, bargains in every
depal tment ut
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, 1881-06-02
BAKING POWDERS.

.
These Powders have stood The Tes,
by The best Chemist, and pronounced
PURE, when bought III cans. Prot.
Mott, the Lending { henist Of the
World, says the worse authorizations
occur when Powders are sold loose or
III bulk. Rrmember this and get
TOWN ia LK from Headquarters
Your attention is asked TO the re-
''nctlon in our tAkpErlNG, put
down to %, 35, 40 cents.
Pocket Knives from 5 cts. TO s2,.
Buggy Whips, 25, so, IS cts, 81,
81 rs 81.
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, 1881-06-02
LOW EST PRICES.

Ao<S W LAM IL IL a'o II " HIS
and shall always be found using our
hest sndcavors to prevent extnrtions
and uphold tho CASH SYSTEM.
Our entire stock is now offered ut.
REDUCED PRICES.
We ask you to call and inspect our
goods.
We guarantee to please as to
quality All price.
Lock chi, fully over this list of a
few articles mcnti nc,i:
Gcn,s ! llnpc, white, ) anil 1Oc.
\" striped l24
solid cnl.r. ~
. double heel & toe II!
Ladies hose, white. =, 10, l23.
striped. 10
solid colnrs. l2l
F" bnlbriygnn. 10
finest quail
ty, .
h'l"fens h"sr, coi"rcd, ., 4. 10, l29
Ladies' ,1ann''cts. dirk CO or>, 80 G.
= Berlin g"ves, embroidered
hacks, So
Kill gloves, i buttons, "bep,
makers, 10
Gents bnckskin gloves, lined 10
- ftri yinr m
Do,hy shifting, Ii
. figured, l2l
<a.hmercs, beautiful colnrs, 1Gi
Merinos, beautiful c,l.,rs, l6
Flannels, red, white nn,l b.ue, % I,
35 cents.
N"bia<, cry pretty, 30 c
adies fio"'ls, new styles. 40
A4ooking Glasses, bureau size, 81
extra large $3.50
" 0ySI tr., ,t,,.I IN .p,i
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, 1881-06-02

Cotton in Sumter county, Ca, is
half leg high, and has well formed
squares
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, 1881-06-02

I" Table l.75
T" Forks 175
kniv., 3.7J
Glass Setts, handsome, 4 pieces, so
Glass Preserve Stands, 81
G"hets. - ct per ,loz
Tumhlert, GJ;ct per doz
l. mps from % tn 70 Ct.
large assortment Ladies, Gents
ani Chil.lrens Shoe from the fines,
IL the cheapest,
Men n''l Boys Hats, 10, 81, -, / 90
l.Z5 to s.,
son and Buys Caps from % t. so
Fancy B"x Paper. J nyelopss and
Stationery.
Agent for the Largest Tobacco
Factory in the United States, We
rhcr bnrgains in this line.
Agent for Manufacturers of Soaps
and Concen rated Lye, We defy COM
petition.
We have the Largest and Cheap
.'>t Stock Of
RKOOMS AND BASKETS
III the Market.
Agent for the Celebrated Town
Talk
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18

The Burling gton Hawkeye sta es that
the greatest wonder in the State of
Iowa, aud perhaps in any State, is
what is called the Walled Lake, in
Wright county, t~ele miles north of
the Dubuque AMI Paeinc Ra lway and
100 miles west of Dubuque city. The
lake is two or three feet higher than
the ear;h's surface. In some places
the wall Is ten ieet high, fifteen feet
W do at the bottom and live AT tile top
Another TACT Is the size of the stones
used la the con struction, the wnoie OF
tuem varying IN weight iron three
tons donn 10 lO0 pounds There Is
an abundance OF stones IN Wr ght
county, but surrounding the lake, to
the extent oil live or ten mlle>, there
are none. No one tan form an idea
vi ihe means employed 10 brang theni
TO the spot, or who con rueied II.
Around the entire lake Is Gelt OF
Woodland, half mile in length, com
posed of oak. WiIh this exception
the country Is II rolling piai'ie. The
trees must have be II planted there ut
the time of the building OF the Mail.
In the spring of l,5j there was u
great storm and the ice On ths lake
broke the wall in several places, aud
the tanners in the vicm.ty wefe o lis-
ed 10 repair the damage To preVena
inundaiion. The lake occupies Il
ground surface OF =, s00 acres; dspth OF
water AS great as % feet. The wafer Is
clear and cold; soil candy and loaniy.
II Is singular that no one has Deen
aole to ascertain where the water
comes, nor where IL goes, Net il II al
way clear AMI fresh. AT what epoch,
aud by what race of people the wall
was built, il also mystery.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18
Butte City. Montana.

Judge Goodw, of the Salt Lake
Tribune, has been on tour of obser-
vation, and seems favorably impress
ed with Butte City, Montana. Fol
lowing is an extract from his letter:
"It l. a wonderful camp surely. l
believe biologists make out that it
consists of hree great ore channels.
each containing several distinct lodes.
To me 1t seems like ole grand ore
channel several miles vide and con-
tanning dozen or more strong mln-
eral-hearing parallel Veins so far
every mine has Responded 10 the pick
ami drill aud he rule is hat the best
ore Is to day a. the lowest p,int hlch
The pick has penetrated IN the various
lodeS.
This is an immense camp. I
never saw people so satisfied and
confident. There is no qnesti III about
the permanency and immense extent
OF the MINES. In three months the
Utah and Nor. hrn will he here. This
morning General Dodge, ofthe NORTH
ern Pacific, j. here looking ont a way
Tor his roa There is not doubt
that within a year this spot aill boom
as no mining camp ever has on this
coast since the golden days of Virgi
mia City. 1t promises to be better
camp than ever Virginia City was Tor
the hasses. liza few men will not
make great many million each,
great many thousand men will
make comfortable Tor unes. The site
OF the town is a beautiful one. 1t is
on mountain sloping south. To the
east and south beautiful valleys are to
he seen, while beyond rugged hills
extend everywhere. j did not mean
to write any letters while away, but
Butte commands and exception"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18
silver Ore ON the Trees.

The Wood River News tells This !:
"JGe Bush. the prospector who was
called away to his home in Ogden
suddenly last week, by sickness in
his family, left specimen With us
which is cuyio o,ity indeed. L is a
,eritable petrilication Of tir bark. and
adhering To 1t n closely as metal To
wall rock i chunk of pure ealena
ore, evidently rich in silver. This
es ahlishes the future wealth of the
Wood River country beyond all
doubt, for where one can shake out
of the trees 300.ounce ore, ii is IA
better region for the poor than Il
placer country. The specimen Is on
exhibition at this Office. Now, let
our hostile excnanges trot out "A more
prolific region and We'll join the gang
to open ii up.n
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18
Tn. southern County.

Fred Hip and Charles Toothacher
of Ward, who have been on a five
months tour through the southern
country. arrived in Phoebe the other
day. The Record saws they Travelled
through Arizona, New Mexico, West
ern Texas and portion of old Mex.
leo, AMI they say that The country
south ~ by no means what 1t is rep
resented to be. MIR. Hip says El
Paso. Texas, will not be the great
railroad centre that many supposed,
aud the country around that section
il neither agricultural nor mining
Phoenix, Arizona, is the only place
that they visited that had any stabil-
itv They intend camping In Nevada
for awhile yet.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18
The Cost of a kiss.

Miss MURRAY, an employe IN the
Baltim~rs posiofliee, has been
awarded s. 600 damages against Post
master Tyler, OF that place, for Kiss
ing Ter without her consent. lie OBJ
jecied to the case being tried in Balti-
more, alleging that his legal residence
was not there. The Court thought
that his being postmaster of the 'ity
was sufficient e. idence that il his res.
idence was not there it ought To he.
Tyler Is an Ohio man, and preferred
an Ohio jury 10 determine how much
he ought 10 pay Tor Kissing a pretty
girl. Ii must lie confessed that the
Baltimore fellows assessed ita~ay up.
AT that prize girls will have to ask Tor
kiss before they get one.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18

An Alabama father committed sui
eide because he thought his wife loved
their daughter more than she did
him California girl because her
father married woman who was h'r
Junior; Rhode Island mason he
cause he carele>sly built wall out oil
plumb; n Georg negro bo cause ha
could not feel that he had -atisfac o
tory quality or quantity of pieiy; a
Maine farmer becau-e balkv horse
.exasperated him; aud Michigan
bride because her husband of three
days swore at her.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18
what Railroad. VIII Do for Nevada

Spea king OF the rumored purchase
bY JAY Gould of the Austin aud Bat-
lie Mo'n ain RI lrOad, tile San Fran
cisco S.ocN Report ha~ the following
kinsllv aud truthful words to say of
The inducements offered by This State
for railroad extension We think Ne
vada'~ railroa system Is going TO cut
no small figure in the Development ot
the country and no one can imagine
the vast mineral wealth Il railroads
will oGen up and make available.
Nevada ha>, hith.'r o, in the eyes OF
the country generally been virginia
City and Eureka, and even the PacItc
Coast has looked upon IT iop much in
that ignorant and narro~-ni n ed
way. Nevada has not yet begun to
take the place it, natural Riches ell
title IL TO; but, thank, teenterprislng
ra lroad men and the vast allIount of
capital seeking in, estiueat, ii il nN
likely to rem lin very mu, h longer un-
der cloud.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18
Col. Baker Post No. i3, c. A. r.

DEGULAR MEETINGS EVERY SATUR-
II day evening at O'Clock at Grand
Amy Hall in th rry Gre k.
sotonrnlng Comrades are cordially invited
to attend. mrj-tf
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18
An Honora bile BLK.

The Honorable Hugh J. Glen, not
long since candidate for Governor OF
California, figures in new light
Suit has been brought against him by
l.. T. Leavev for $50 900 for the alien
alton Of his wife's affection. II Q
plaintiff states that he and hls wife
were living happily together in De-
cember, 1879, at San Jose, when Glen
put in an appearance and induced
Mrs. Leavey to leave her home and
husband.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18

THE remains of William Penn are
TO be broue ht over from England ana
tremendously buried in PenusN IVA
MA probably in The yard of old lnIe-
penden ce Hall at Philadelphia. The
present representatives of the Penn
family made no objection to the re-
mo,al. and a State Commissioner has
been appointed to conduct the affair
with dignity.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18

THE Salt Lake Tribune says that
the Union Pacific is digging lis roads
all around the Central Pacific. Itnow
owns the Utah ard Nevada and the
Nevada Central, and it looks "a
though it would capture the entire
business OF the Sagebrush State.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18
SOME PEOPLE can invent awful

SOME PEOPLE can invent awful
mean slurs. When the Jenkins girl
was whaling away at the piano and
pestered the next-door neighbor the
iiext-door neighbor came out on the
steps, listened to The noise minute,
looked up to lbe Jenkings girls
mother, who was at the window, and
said .sGot plumbers at work in your
house, haven't you ?" No wonder
those families don't speak nowl
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18

A LITTLE GIRL Mt school read thus :
The widow lived on a limhacv lef.
her by relati,e.'' "What did you
call that word - asked the teacher (;
1.-The word is legacy, not limhacy."
But said the little girl, my .'sister
says | must say linsb, MOI leg.''
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18

IMMIoRANTs are coming into this
country at the rate of about half n
million year and as each person
can be counted as bringing in on an
average $40, this would make $40, ,OO0,-
600. besides the valne of their SER
vices, which are worth, say, $50,OO0,-
600 year.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1881-06-18
WHITE PINE NEWS
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w. r. FORREST. W. L. DAVIS
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rhe News Job Office is now supplied with an
excellent stock of type. borders. presses, paper.
cards and ether materials aid facilities for
good job printing. Additional materials arr
constantly arriving. and We ask the attention
Of our friends and the public to the fact thai
ell Job printing can be- handsomely and expe-
ditionsly done II this office.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-02-10

Butler. Of South Carolina, and Conk-
hing, Of New York, passed some thigh
words" Last Monday, during q debate
upon the late Oenane. From all that
We have seen, Butler gave the New
York rooster 50 good as he sent. and
doesn't propose to apologize for it, eth
er. We are not surprised to learn that
no duel will result. Mr.. Conkling new
er fights although he acts a. though he
would where he can do 30 protected by
the rules Of the Senate. Everyb body
who was present agree that Mr.. Butler
did not criticise Conkling's New York
Academy Of Music speech on the South
Carolina census any too seriously. It
would indeed be- did1cult to imagine q
criticiam on %. absurd speech that
could be tao severe. Conkling's re-
joinder therefore In which he spoke of
Buffers speech as idle vaporing was
entirely uncalled for. On the other
hand everybody 10 delighted with But
lers allusion to Conkling's "swagger-
ing insolencs," for it is % perfectly de-
sonptive Of the New York Senator's
Whole demeanor.