The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-06-14
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We object to the revision. Hadeslc
will not answer for lo.--I Argus.
fltc idea, of making all canyons The
bed f'svmAe aheicht hivdr.iis clarifying
filings to icxsstreams.-eid Glasgow
Times. &EII CraCs9.T
The part every fellow is expected to
take in the work Of life, has no refer
cnce to the part in the middle Of his
hair.--[Glasgow Times.
A fashion writer says "a. recent
ball the. toilette Of the hostess was a
real poem Il Whereby wearc to 'Iip-
Ter that Il was ohlyla work ofthe imsg
inatiop ~ Hehdsrson Reposter. !
There's tide in the lives Of Sena-
tors, that taken at the deadlock, some.
times leads t5%Albapy, sand. somc7
times off Of asJapcc, " out Of Office,
--IStraws.
Solomon. once SAID, "If you lie
down with dog yuu will get mp with
il,as.Da Mr. Solomon was a very hon
est man to acknowledge that he tried
the cxperiment.--[State journal.
If you desife to make a woman
suprcmcly happy, don't tell her that
sl,s IL bcautilul--her looking-glass is
ahead of yon there-but that another
woman Is usIy.--l breckenridge News.
Two Michigan girls, having the
same lover, and neither being willing
to give the BOBBY up, have gone with |
him to Utah, where the three will be-
come Molmons.-[1Ais and That.
When girl goes to public en-
tertain'nent and she doesn't look all
over the hall in two seconds after she
gets seated, you can bet all You own
she's got stiff neck. i State Journ-
al. lf'l'Hs1fi ih 81 iHteif
When fellow gets mad at an cd
itor he stops his paper, and to his SUR
prise the paper comes out on time.
Just tho Same ss it would II he had
subscribed for an extra copy Cat
lettsburg Democrat. ''NHHa'2h dti
It il. reported THAT Sarah fBernhardt
will be married Tomorrow TO Mr.. An
gelo, ,her main supporter in, her recent
engagement in this country. Mr.. An
2elc win, if"this beitrue, strikca bone
snxa.--IPaddcah Enterprise.
We Knows PaadcaK lsdsBaaa who
is so affectionate that he always takes
off his boots instle hall ts2 o'cloek !
a. NJ. Wien IL conles lome at niah |
Ier.--[P sdaeas Ehssrpfise.4 u /
June is said to boa good wontlr Ia
which ID eBrfysIt is said that those
who marry in June have hore child
rem than those who marry in any
ether month, but we don't endorse
The statement / Elizabethtown News
A Huntsville. Ala, man has inven-
ted gun that fires 5000 shots min
ute. 9lf Spragnea had tliat.kind Of d
gun that time instead Of an old shot
gun maybe Gohkhng would now sbe
trying to run liellinstead Of stllc Re-
publican party.-(State Journal.
It's said ola certain .Mougcliau
tribe that its people,smelI each others
heads instead Of kissing. In Brazil,
when stiahgcfs are, intr6ducel to Ia
dies, they iare expected to embrace
The average American prefers Brazil.
II Louisvilie'Argu ~ :. 'I,llein /
The zeal OF our republican brethren |
of the Danville Tribune is growing
cold lightning Killed niger IN.
their town the Other. day, and they
have failed 10 tlcnohnee. the elements
as democratic kuklux, bdlldozers, and ,
electrical assassins.-[Brec ,
News; E y a ~ x
The srtillerists in western Prussia
appear to be as much out of practice
as our own. When three Captains
and two gunners are killed, and thir-
teen Others Of y marking party are
wounded by wild shot,. it would I
seem to lie IN order for the marksmen 6
to give the markers the adnionition of |
the ten-pinsAexpeit, Who said to the
alley boy, "stand in among the PMS s
if you. denltN want to get hurt ?
| Amsrican.s IL az Oh ~
Ten years ago,a member of the
Legislature 81 Kentucky, IN abiding !
to bill presented by another mem
bcr, remarked that the honorable gen. .
tloman chad hit'oIf more'n no could I
chaw." The EXPRESSION went ihtoI
the newspapers Of course, and has
since been around the world The !;
author was Church Ii. Blakey, Of Lo1 :
gan county, a born humorist. who :
spoiled . paragrsphist to make q farm :,
or out Of himself. The people Of Lao, I
gan county were lately hunting for a
Legislative candidate, and every =
newspaper man in the land would !;
probsblgflmvs been, very much loblig- :,
cd to them, had they sent Blakey =
back to say something bright and =,
funny for'them agaih. EfTlIe imisera !, y
BILE readers of some Of them know g
they notwithstanding Argus. a a
III IA q = 1891 Az IT
She Saw Him q Few Better