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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14

The following standing commit ees
have been appointed by speaker
Morgan. of the senate: -5 +.
Finance, ways and means-Perkins
Bell, Alexander, Carter, Ragland. Nc
Cullough, Coleman, Hill and Bibb.
Z aIms-Alexander, Bell, Duggan
Rankin, Rsgland and Cason.
Education and Common Schools
Daniel, Coleman, CASTOR, Barrett
Brown, Tillman, Alexander and Mat.
thews seEs
Judiciary-Smallman, Daniel, Bell,
Rankin, smith of Shelby, Smith OF
Fentress, Watson, Taylor, Brown and
Coleman.
Internal improyements-Co!eman
Ssr,er, Daniel, Smalimap, Smith of
oneloy, Cason and Brown. .-.-
pdnni mlii.ary affairs-Taylor, Brown
Perklns, Smith of Fentress and Rso'
land. "nu nag
New counties and county ,,,ss
Rankin, Alexander, B,rre,t Ribh
Coleman and Duggan. ''''
neutrality-suspicious., Bill Gle
man, Ragland, Smith of Fentress
Matthews, Barrett, Huddlest N, Wat.
son and Smallman. -.a
Banks-Watson, Mccullough, Ran.
kin, Hill, Carter and Perkihs.
Federal relations-Daniel, Bell
Smaliman, Taylor, Hill, Smith oi
Fentress, and Mccullough. I
Fu0llc roads-Duggan. Barratt, Car
ter, Cason. Bell, Gast,n, Mat, news,
Smith of Fentseas, and TilImsn. "
Enrolled bills-Bibb, Smith Of Shell
by. Illlman, CASTOR and Perkins.
Public grounds and buiidings-
smith s of Fentress, Cason, Huddleston,
Charitable institutions~R ~Rsa,.nd
WWanlei, Smallman, Rankin, Cast m
watson, Bibb and Cater. "s' 'n'
ing nragsrlealtgre, mining AMI mannfac.
Tiiiman1 mannGResnnllkough, Barrelt, Duggan,
Tipping and tippiine e.bon,o
Brown, Bibb, Carter, smallmsn Ousss- Ms.
thews, Huddleston and McCullounha a'>
Fa6lic printing-Smith of Shs,hu
rerF'~', Bibb, Hill and Daniels. 's'
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HOUSE.
WAsHINGToN, Jan. 13.

w ASHINGT0N, Jan. 10.
Under The call of cap,nittees the
following bills were reported:
by Colerick of Indiana, from the
committee on elections: A minority
report declaring that neither S. G.
homes nor W. F. Sapp have been
legally elected from the eighth con-
gressional district of Iowa Also a
similar minority report in the case of
Wilson against Carpenter, from the
ninth congressional district of Iowa
Both reports were ordered printed
and laid on table.
By Mr.. johnson of Virginia, from
the committee on military affairs !:
For the relief of Brigadier General
and Brevet-M Major General E. o. c..
Ord. Referred to the private calen-
dar. It authorizes his retirement
with the rank, rssy and emoluments
of major general
By Mr.. Vance, of North Carolina,
from the committee on patents: To
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of the whole.
The call of committees having been
concluded the house, at 12:4O, on
motion of Mr.. T. Wood, of New
York, went into committee of the
whole, Mr.. Covert, of New York, in
the chair, on the funding bill. The
pending amendment was that offered
yesterday by Mr.. Randall, of Penn,
sylvania, authorizing the issue of
bonds in amount not exceeding
$65O,O0O,O0O, bearing interest at
the rate of 8 per cent, redeemable
after years.
After a long discussion, in which
large number of members partici-
pated, the amendment offered by Mr..
Randall yesterday was amended SO
as to make the entire section read as
follows: That all existing provis-
ions of law authorizing the refund
ing of the national debt shall apply
to any bonds of the United States
bearing a higher rate of interest
than 4 per cent. per annum which
may hereafter become redeema>
BILE, provided that in lieu of
the bonds authorized to be
issued by the act of July
Ia, 1870, entitled, can act to author
ize the refunding of the national
debt, and acts amendatory thereto,
and certificates authorized by the act
of February 26, 1878, entitled, can act
to authorize the issue of certificates
de posit in aid of the refunding of
the public debt" the secretary Of
the treasury is hereby authorized
to issue bonds in amount
not exceeding $4O0,OO0,0OO,
/ which shall bear interest at the
rate of 3 per cent. per annum,
redeemable at the pleasure
of the United States after
five years and payable ten years
from date of issue, and also certif~
Gates to the amount of not exceed
1g $300,OO0,O0O, bearing interest at
the rate 3 per cent. per annum, re-
deemable at the pleasure of the
United States after one year, and
payable in ten years from date of
issue. The bonds and certificates
shall be in all other respects of a
character and subject to the same
provisions as the bonds authorized
to be issued by the act of July IA,
1870, entitled, 'An act to authorize
the refunding of the national debt, !"
and acts amendatory thereto; p ovid
ed that nothing in this act shall be
so construed as to authorize an in
crease of the public debt; and pro-
vided further that before any of the
bonds or certificates authorized by
this act are issued it shall be the
duty of the secretary of the treasury
to pay, on bonds accruing during
the year 1881, all the silver dollars
of 4121 grains and all the gold
over and above $5O,OOO,OOO
in the treasury for redemption pur~
poses and provided further, that
the interest on the 6 per cent. bonds
hereby authorized to be refunded,
shall cease at the expiration of thirty
days after notice that the same have
been designated by the secretary of
the treasury for redemption.
Mr.. Randall's amendment as thus
amended was then adopted, yeas
128, noes 2.
A number of other amendment:
were offered, but all were eth }
ruled out on points of order or re-
jected.
Without concluding consideration
of the bill the committee rose and
the house adjourned.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14
Not A Beverage.

They are not a beverage, but q
medicine, with Curative properties
of the highest degree; containing no
p,or whisky or poisonous drugs. They
do not tear down an already debili-
tated system, but build it up. Oae
bottle contains more hops, that is,
more real hop strength, than barrel
of ordinary beer. Every druggist in
Rochester sells them, and the pbysi-
clans prescribe them .n-Evening Ex-
press, on Hop Bitters.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14

THE Washington Republican says
that there is no truth in the stateme ent
going the rounds of the press that
President Hayes intends t, visit
Europe. He will go to his delightful
hom4 in Fremont soon after the in-
aos surAtion of Garfield, and remain
there
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General Marker
Chfcag0 n arkef.

CHICAGO. Jan. l3.--Fiour quiet, 10
changed. Wheat fairly active and a
shade higher; No. red winter 974a
9o3c; No. 2Chicago spring; $50 for cash !;
993c for February; 81 00a1 00s for
March. Corn, steady and Z firm
SITE; cash 373c; February 423c.
Oats easier, Sic for cash; 3l3c for
March Pork unsettled and generally
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14

ROBINSON CRUsoE's island, Juan
Fernandez, has lost its romantic charm
of solitude. It is reported that it is
inhabited by a German colony of
several hundred persons who export
wood from the island to Valparaiso.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14

THE republicans resume control of
indiana. Governor Polt n and Lieu.
tenant Governor Hanna were sworn
in the 10th inst, after which both
gentlemen made addresses in the
presence of the large audience wit
Messing the ceremonies.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14

NEW JERSEY is not wanting in can
didates for the United States senator
ship. At the latest da.e the names
were: Gen. Sewell, Thomas II. Dud>
ley, George M. Robeson, George A.
Halsey, Cortland Parker and g. A.
Hobart.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14

KENwARD PHILIP, the man who
gained so much and such unpleasant
notoriety In connection with the Gar
field-Morey letter forgery, has retired
from the pursuits of journalistic life,
and is now a travelling salesman of
undertakers' supplies.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14

higher $l320sl3.25. Lard fairly active
and a shade higher 1915. Bulk
meat fair demand and higher; shouI-
ders $445; short rib 81 co; clear rib
$7.20. Whisky steady and fair de-
mand ST H..
Chasing Wheat s95e for February;
$1.O04 for April. Corn, 375c for Feb
ruary; 42$; for July. oats, 30Eo bid.
January 3l4, Pork Sl3 %; February
$l3.40. Lard S3.77349.S0 for February.
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MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH.


NEW YORK, Jan. 13 3-Cotton-net
receipts l,738 bales; gross 5 638 bales.
Futures closed firm; sales 130 900
bales. JaLuary 1lS1; February
11.93; March 121Oa12.1l; April
12.25a12.26; May 12.37s123S; June 12.49
al2 so; July l2.5Sal2 so; August II. GA
- Al -s - ~.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14

THE Indianapolis Journal says that
Gray, the retiring governor of Indisns,
has written the longest message on
record. 1t takes up about ten columns
of closely printed matter in that pa
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14
New York Cotton MARKET

New YORK, Jan. 13 Cotton quie
sales 454 bales; uplands IL Is 16c;
Orleans IL 3-16 consolidate net re-
ceipts Is 500 bale; exports to Great
Britain 6 O6l tsle.; t, Frat c. 5 32s
b Lies; to continent. $50 bales.
G-asraB Market H rs.
NEW YoRK, Jan. 13 Southern Fl ,u'
dull and unchanged. Whe, t unse t. I'd
and closing a shade stronger, trade
very moderst', upgraded red $i.14l
1.163. Corn dull aud without import
ant charge. 0 ats uusattied and clos.
ing shade stranger; No. 43c. Coffee
dull and unchanged. Sugar dull;
Bahama 6s.; fair to good refining
7 l-l6a7se; prime II; refined duh;
standard A o.: MoIssses quiet and
unchanged Rice fairly active and
steady. Pork duh and nomiDaiiy
unchanged: middIes stronger; long
clear 10. Lard opened weak and
closed sh ste higher aud i tropg ct
$9.274. ,--...f -
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14

A LAW to compel congressman t,
attend to tn j duties is much needed.
About one hundred members of tie
house have not been near Washington
this season.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14

1T is said that one Of the most valu-
able volumes in the possession OF
Presidentselect Garfield is the diary
which be has kept for the past twenty
years. 1t is repIets with vivid details
of war experience and political mat
farG
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14
FIRST EDITION.
n.3O p. M.

PHELP, the New York state treasury
defaulter, is said to be dying In the
Albany penitentisry. His mind Is 3
complete wreck.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14

Mr.. H. I. KIMBALL, of Atlanta
Cis prominently mentioned as sue
cessoI to United States Marshal FitZ-
simmons, of Georgia. Mr.. Kamball's
wife is said to be related to Mrs.
HAYES, S -Z ~
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14
John II. Williams.

The Genial and Polite Clothier, Is
now connected with the we'll known
house Of Robert Vestai & Co.
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b.. Ion y Market.

ST. LOUIS, Jan. l3-Flour frmer
for upper grades. Wheat higher; No.
red fell 81 .035; Janu4ry s. O4l
al 04l; February s. CG5; March / 065.
Corn firm bat slow; 39fs s40c for caeb /;
39ssc for February. Oats firm ana
slow 3la ,3lso. Whisky tt:ady Sill.
Pork firmer, Si3 10 asked. Lard
higher $S.6j Bulk meats strong;
shoulders sI.l0a4 20; clear rib $6.70a
s IS: clear sides So 9OI6.95. Bacon dull
and unchanged.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-14

GOVERNOR ELECT PLAIsTED, of
Maine, is aged fifty~two years, and his
bride-eleci, Miss Nobel Hill, is bat
tw MY.
, 1881-09-03

sliosa o,t were full Of blood, my trousers thor-
creek, but few hundred yards from where
started. ! hoped to find ah easy descent ~
tr,l.lF'sl on. 4 burning tl.irst CAME ,ipo1,
ba'lks, My progreSs becoming slower, my
.s wounds heEinnlng U be terribly sore, could
Junk, Whero | AZ tic banks wara h'gl'. AZ
ncarcd tho bottoin ! discovered 4 pespen-
!llc'tlar 1r0p OF sly fcet,. could not Ret
bnck; aI'tl !;'.t 90 ol'. 30 let go, The shock
soins tIns before co!.id roll to ths wntar it
only few feet oif. When 1 reacl,etl tha
Wnlsr l lny o.. NY face AID drank. Ate,
drinking md bathing my, lsen!l was sttt1l.
ssy o9e tss.'e e II ftea sassf y sas ,s w. TT9 s 9t
sibic, 80 was compelled 10 sIi,le from r1ek
y rock down TIE creek. At last foun!l q
shelving ato!e IN the bank ulun which
Sss SsE ss G ts*S!ss sxssq s' isre af
stretched ,nysalt put thinking tn spend
' tion .S ws; n ,oe}l',g discovered bymy fr'ends,
"Wiiilc ii ills eo,,lltlon I heard some ore
breaking stnnes. raised my lead, called,
but 10 a,isver. + heard II. agafn; again I
sal1sd: snas ;,,,, llearlng Y agni. raised myself
,yiiys y ; TIT below !a saY I: eaiIy,i, GU
ttlc roaring water drowned MY voice; threw
al tho sticks and sto,!es / could roach at
him, but they fell far short ot tll.a. soon
l,p catno directly u9ler.nne and looked up. /
raised my blnDdy hands; he Saw tsie ard l
was aaYsd. This consciousness caused Inc
to lusu my remaining strength, anu l fell.
Young L., whose brother WINS killed by q,
bear year ago, soon Joined +, having al.
rsauy Yse1 @ my hloody trail ln the creek a!d
water IL tee!r hats. drank, great q1aGtl.
ties Of 1t. ..Thoy cndeayored to inoye mo
BY eacll getting under my arms; could not
stand 1t. T. then took INC upon his back
thls ssas Wnrst. SO ono went to tho camp, a
quarter OF mile utl, and brought huge
overcont; 1n thIs they placed Inc, b!lttoncd
It up, aild running q long green pole beneath
the buttons, carried me 10 sanl,. During the
night my WOUNDS were batlIeu tn cold water.
and I. started for Red Gilt Mt dawn ilexs
day. reaclling there at 10 y. m. lie sent a
physician to me. WHO reacllel me tie fOllow+
lng day, and at once began u good days sew
Ing upon rlb., fnN know the rest ain inl-
proving gradually. don't think It was a
very largo bear, but when sla was biting and
shaking nnc Judged by her strnngth TINT
lier health WIS gool. Hoping that you f,,ny
never meet her, but only hive to deal with
tic less lurtful ones OF Wall street, re-
naln your n.tectionato friend, T, q. 3.
, 1881-09-03

There was railroad excursion from Jack
son County yesterday, aid AiIiul,K the crpwl
WIS II min w!to CALLED ut ti!o otiico' Of tho
Chief Ut l'ollcu to mako a statement. Wllon
the CllIcf WIS ready to hear thu "details, tho
llall bpgan;
II WIS just conl,ns out Of the depot when
mot fellow witha suulut to his left cyc.
Got that lownp"
"Ygs,"
swell, l,e hold out his lArtt aud said. How
tln you do. Judge Perkins? l ki,dur llell
out NY lla1ld aud said was purity we'll,
thank you. I'm no niyru Judge Perkins
tellew v, vt i litt1a. Got that dow''s"
"Wssiii. wo st.ouk 1ands u.al walked tur the
corller, u,al l,s asked ms ii over a0sorletl.
said did, Alld WI went uyer to n saloon nntl
sqsf%Sn!la.dd y! :. SOME bcor' Areyoa following"
"hly friend sa!d Ills na,ns was Collins anil
tllat l!e wns IN the lnY!o business. Tl!ea VIZ
alSy}oe'S ~ !, soua lnose'"
"llu asle,l n,s Il ! didn't ,,.,G remember at
SsnIS S Satoas 5 + xslt Tsasto 5 !" @ sas*; . ''E y:
iMe.nberl i wasn't III efoietlo III ''Ai, u any
to make Il. ,t!n.lH ue ifl didn't thilk IL
found ono DetroltGr rood cI!uugl! ~ ny
rlx!!t to l1oaYenl Then wo absorbed some
n'SSFYS;n Yrs."
"Woll, tho chap wanted to pay me back
the ~, a.td a!sD wanted 10 Rot ll1ltl o. u
ILL ILL .': Eas;e Fl H. y. .cE n 81 a y as " Y s sf liz
$ t3 iaofs M a. tho % tepY,!t tonight Then we ah'
;., "}sn 69t a!!a l'M E|e,'t.up mani Farer
NSYt1nt a1n van tllFit1l 4u :"
, 1881-09-03

own family: ard, ~ tiizt Is rather uxtcustyc,
and there are not enough onleea to 80 round,
ti!e hungry outaide colorcti bF0tier catl,only
a'I lo"k .2n o at the feast Of t4s Douglass e'a''
Another ca.lse fur coloretl irritation Ia tho
removal q tho falEl!?otitd MeEro bMYth, at
present Minister t., i,!tMria, md tho nvpoint-
iieti: s,nylh Is q graduate Of Howard Unt-
ver5lty mid 0ie Of the first from that Inst!tt-
t!um 10 receive recognition ~ a lawyer; while
tinrnett wits at otin time apoctn! Agent Of
Louisiana; niid, IL Is safd, rattcr lofded 1t
over tIlD common negroes therf.ab0uts.
CAuse tic third is, that l'urvts, II: d.. who
was n1no'tg ti1o aatly arrivals at no depot
liol % hs ,rctainoi by Bliss, II. j., after lie
great medical break-llp Mt the famous COLI
snIiatton. 1'ilrvis cuts up tieat bodies tn the
liGward 70 u. u,'iysr.ty @ Frecdme"s Hospital;
lly uly way. rs there Is 80 much talk about
tbs professional ability and oxpcrlcnce Of Dr.
Bllss. why doesn't 1ln!nsdell, tho correspond
cNt ut the 81 LoufH Globe. DenlDctrsf, Rtv0 all
91plMioa9 isa.!sdell scTyed Ills Gql!t!try fal!l,,
llospita1-,turBe. and Bliss pFactieed hor0ie
surgery on tho bfllous-fever patients located
tn the same Institution.
SENATOR VOORHEES,
Inns touch of superstition. Walking down
iie stopped Just at The foot of lie Capitol.
wros.led with Its rheumatism a little, and
tiie', stopped and picked Up pin. 'rle rail-
rth,.friGnd, seeing the evident trouble Of tic
EXPRESSED surpriso; when tho Senator re.
piled THAT l,o nlways picked III a pin FOR
luck. 1t xcutuod 10 have struck him, too;
for TINT day he recaived = letter iucloslng q
lit Il stocE.specnlation- OF picking up tho
pin. Voorhees, il one Of the p0or Senators,
and lives In the house where ex-Archttcct
Nullett dill Ills swearing. Muiletl attributes
all his pecunlary inisf0rtulHs to association
with px.{ioY. S1tophtrJ. T.
, 1881-09-03

alf. @. ". Eddy, " Waterford, OWLS 4 cat,
1huta IL pcrhnpH ,lushtnH aillYulNr ln thAt tact.
a. III ttlMt village uhts and duRM fnrm lhrxa
rrt,rurtion Ut tho population. Thur Art llpt
u itI,.uy dugs ns thoFe WhA, hcWovuE, alll thlt
clt was tho cause ut tho truytea tatt ttAt tMteil
ullu NJ thu dogs ycs&egshy. U,xY aud cats hayo
naturally strNngc at,tipnthY fur utlch other ~
" nut NECESSARY. wo surlAltu. f1 Gnenfgo up31a
thlG fact. Dogs nrp tho stranger. Mita shtlr fctto
t.,es always senk ehelt0r In Hight when HltAckcu.
frstuttiay air. lkltly's cnt was bAs1tlnx In sho
sultsh!nu GH tho back porch when stshy caht!la
niado III way tntu tho yard. lhp Ctr ospltA tAe
cat, ond .his isps lWiche,l a4 be thouxet
Ut the ftn hr wGs Hu!lk So have. t!8
taIi oveF it4 bauk anl lid. l'hero WIS II
llvoly uhase lts'nntl thAt }aiu for Il Few
nu4nents, aud p0or pussy Wus 41tglf prcasc1 tlil-
Ill VI last hnrty ttisplrntsoq sclxei lor. ln shs
yug1l rus tle.p WHll Mid kttund It III 4td. fAxll-
tul,cI we'll hltsu, Wu do not kitlw that p1tAay
re,ll!zQ tho fui pxteltl Ut tho consequences THAT
wHuu tilst,u but sh9 M0tpl us shtilGn sLe DID.
TAu dur 0i tbs wutI-h0uau MA Dpe,i, Rl14 rum
ntnX ut full sIlcGl tne uAt xprnnK IN tho Ot,AA
door, kwunx ktrselt nrn1nd, clunK ~ the EAticts
WUrk bvtnw, as her hGad llnikuI IoWh tut ut
glghI. 1'h0 dug did nor atop to rttsbt tlthar.
hut made d leup nfter tho rat md ns the tut
furcshw, went dawn tutn the will, The tat tttat
lhnuhGl ~ sue won't back IL hHlstl lrS slebtA 10
the tuusic Of tho dun bowling In tho well. Thts
lnOrntnx doggy WA nsht.l nut, AID ihure nfe
many men busy dipping tho water oHt Ut tbs
well ~ purify 1t, nut caring ~ frallxo lhat sgca
X sr1Iall matter III Iox ur two IL thu JfinKip&
wntrr for r!t'cs Is never upttcQa+ hut souetoles
viii G9 particular.
, 1881-09-03
QUil'9.

Tho clock strikes without stopping work.
A rtd and iytn' catches the biggest fish Of
tho season.
Al soldiers nro not musical. but most OF
them like II i,lger tho loot.
A man must be mighty lard up who would
climb Mount blame for nsccnt.
"Tlle poor ye j,nve will, you always" but
the Rich go AWAY III summer time.
tVe know a cat that was drowned III tic
creek. Next day the cat appeared ut tic
back window with tlie creek In It's back
iphttcltall Times.
II IL said tint Thirty persons III a small
tow, in Michigan were poisoned recently by
catinK sansagcs. Tilis comes fronl. leaving
brass collars on dogs.
Oscar Wilde, the new English poet. speAks
OF "nnkfsscd kisses" Tile trouble with
osca + Is that his poeiils arc ll,ade up nf ui1-
Trunk thoughts. .-Afta,uI C0t1slttution.
less r. lylnK In i!!e newspa bers IN summer tl,an
II winter: That. Of course, II heca,lse some
Or tie staff Is olI lyinx around at the sea-
slore.--Lotpctt Ctttzc,t.
l'rof. bell clatms that l,e l.as succeeded In
illveitlllg machine tl,qt will "locaie bullet
anything new. Almost every ,han In Denver
totes sucl. All Instrument. -l,osl0n i'os..
A newly acquired hablt: "Look l,eal,,
unc!y Nose, you fooled me Wild ,,lat ar boss /
'}n5yd G}yf l. frGnt a Ser last WfsS He est Tap;
ill lis tracks or nnyylInr else III long as ] hAd
him, goin' OIL twenty ycars."-1cras Sgt-
tn{iy.
The reported loss Of nix ,ucn by tue oapslz.
Ing of Il yacht near Sqllantu,n WIS untrue.
The way it. happened to Rct nnised about
that IA melancholy disaster lind over1aker, six
yaciItsnlan,' was because word came up that
tlsey had lost their whlaky overheard Folks
misunderstood lt.-D0st0n Post.
An Ingenious railway caterer. who hatl
hGeli IN the restaurant business seventeen
years, has Invented II sandwich tilatlg Of
bread and meat People who have .raten 1t
shy 1t Is III NIL RESPECTS equal to the nld-eatab-
lisl!ed Dasswttn} md leather article, md Is
even considered tnore pnlhiAhfu md whole
snlne. II Inns not yet eonc Into general use.
-JArdct&c.
"Wllat do yOu think Ut my kerosetlo ="
nskcd t'i6 sruHor, B.,nvrly. "Wfy," says the
customer. "t1erc's nothing like II IN ioWn.
When ! 20 Into u l!buse where they use 1t
cnl, toll II In Hi instant" tirocrr (telfglltei)
-"Slch beautiful w!.lto light" Cts.otle.
Mot that, cxuGt1y. il ,lakes iiu dtfTerchc6
whether the tai,tps nre Lighted 0r not. rec
nrtize 1t BY tile smell. II beats ull the s,ncfs
over Staelt. guess s1lan't want Any 1nure
Ut 1t, thank yNu.H Customer rettEgs, md
grocer begins tu sling language Into The cEr-
cl1iualnhlent Atr, to thu terror 1f the shop
t0y aud thu cilicatio,i Of tic barru-ltenu fril-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Transcript.
, 1881-09-03

NEW fQnK. Aug. n.-Alont two n,osths a4o
tns cullntry, bringing With hIm i trlcnu Yntiiod
Paul t}nvtS, who wus t.Ms poor to pay h!s oHn
diatety abtainvd employment Iii ttatpkeil. but
Ohots. whu had agreed 70 repay tho borTuwed
passtRe- mot'uy out 0r tho waxus hs should earn
AlIcbaslspn roiurlcA to his iuiglne Oh the o.uti'
Ing Of Jnly 8. he FUND that uoesx hnd il*ap-
Ee1rt,d, taking With bin nj! ut bichurlsunt BAS-
inxs. atnountlns tD about S1b. Tho thlef loft 4
nne. aMyinY ha did nut adMIru America. a!il
bud taken lha money to pay htB way buck ~ hta
Hltlse country. Mt9hR0lsuu iui 0fnltl tho polite.
anu tho stcAmsnips leaving lloboksl wero
searohcd. but 0oetz could tnt b0 dlacovtretL
sliohaclson thereupnn tslaRrapned to his wife,
lsiectluR her to unsisu loctz'. arEcak II he ~.
tnrusd 70 ats home. Immediately after the
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