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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-07-22
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-07-22
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-07-22
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-07-22
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-07-22
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-07-22

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-07-22
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-07-22
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-07-22
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-07-22

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-07-22

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-07-22

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1881-07-22

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Arizona weekly citizen., 1881-12-18
From Old Hat,

Mir. D. B. Rae, one of our pioneer prospectors, returned on Saturday last from a visit to the copper mines in the Santa Catarina copper belt, Old Hat dis trict. Among the mines he visited were the Apache, St. Nicholas and Midias, re- gently purchased by Dr. Kane, and in- corporated by a strong New York com panv. Active work has begun, and the developments made already warrant the uniting up of furnace, which the con- nauv propose doing at an early date. The Superintendent is W. B. Scott, lately Superiutendent of the Huachuca M. and M. Co, and the chOlce of the new com pany in this respect IS certainly Wlse and fortunate one. These are immense | copper lodges, the detached float on the p,ountain sides alone IS estimated at the very lowest calculation to be at least 1 thousapd tons of high grade copper ore. l The ledge on the Apache has been cut and sunk upon to depth of 5O feet, ex- poslng ore matter from SIX to twenty | feet in width. Tue character of the ore ! is red oxide and green carbonate, and | yields readily to the simple smeitlng ! process. The northeast extenslon or ! this mine, the Comanche, was sold on
 Friday last to Ed. Reilly, of Copper Oueen fame, the consideration being | S2OOOO This mine is said to be Of equal merit with the Apache, the work thus far far showing the same grade and charac ter of ore, and also the same great abund- ance along its entire ledge. The claims on the west of the Apache, namely: the
 Mermaid. Lord Byron, Santa Claus, Int
 tie Buttercup and everlasting, owned by
 Move Wicks < Co, show continuous
 vein from the first named mines through
 their entire length, and same character
 and grade of ore, breaking out at inter
 vals in deposits equal to the Apache. An assay made on Saturday from these mlnes
 show 33.7 per cent copper and S3'.O sli-
 yer: total. S165.76 per ton. These specl-
 mems were an average from the Sants Claus mine, taken from across the ledge fifteen feet in width. Each Of these
 groups of claims has a splendid sprlng
 of pure water sufficient to run number
 of water jacket furnaces. Nature has
 especially favored these mines, as the
 springs are so located that the ore can be
 dumped from any claim right to its re-
 spective spring. The timber in this sec
 tion is in great abundance, pine and oak
 predomiusting.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1881-12-18
r,rd.l Hi..r.L.

F.F. Crauz ,s in town from Tyndal mining district. Santa Gi,a mountains. He reports an amount at activity and interest in that camp heretofore uu- known. and thinks tle s.auaess that has previously characterized 1t bas disap- peared forever.
 The ner road from Iuia to SoiaH is being rapidly pushed, u.a great prog ress has already been made. Under tue energetic super!u.e1dence r, the over seer. Marx Lu.lE, tle road l.I soon be completed. aad Io drn1t -u Toe equal to any iu the county.
 The companies .1r which Ar. A. R. Cacy is superintendent ore gradlug Tor their thirty-tou water jacket furnace, and they propose carrying tbe work on to completion with undim.1Ished eu- ergy.
 Professor Dana Harmon, Ar. P. Ic- Arthur and D. W. Neil arc dOiug con siderable in the way Ol development 0n their properties. They are also grading a roadway to their mill si.p. where they propose. at an early day. to erect a stamp mill, which the present appearance of their mines uuquestonabiy warrants. The number of stamps has not yet been decided upon.
 The camp is having "a.om, which it is to be hoped will continue, and it will no doubt become. ere long, another one of the bullion producing districts of our county.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1881-12-18
Card from Father Antonio.

TUCSON, December i1, lo0i-
 EDITOR CITIZEN: The net proceeds Of the concert given on the 9th instant Co aid in purchasing a pipe organ for the Catholic Church amount to $500.
 Permit me to avail myself of this op- portunity to once more express my grateful thanks to all who assisted in making it a success, especially to the following ladies and gentlemen who so kindly volunteered their services on that occasion, and who have most gen. erously consented to appear in another concert to be given at an early date: Mrs. s. Ainsa, Miss NJ. Moroney, Mrs. J. $. Mansfield, Mrs. w. c. Davis, Miss M. Hittinger and Miss Mamie Penney; Dr. c. E. Holbrook. Messrs. II. Ward, Mo- ses Katz, 4. M. COenen, H. C. kiesel, J. NJ. Berger, H. B. Penney, A. Redeulll, W. P. Haynes and the pupils Of St Jo- sephs Academy-Misses Agnes Paul, Mary Zabriskie, M. Cora, M. Johnson and Annie Box.
 ANTONTp JOT-yF-NCFAT.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1881-12-18
City of Martyrs.

Tucson is evidently destined to be- come known in the future as the "City of Martyrs" We make this statement in perfect good faith, and have the sta tistics to back us. We are informed by one of the bakers in town that he sells at least twenty dollars worth of mince pies per day, and that there has been consumed six barrels of mince meat m one month. This is a frightful record, and no doubt the figures of other pie men in the city, in addition to this, would make the amount appalling. What dreadful crimes have these mlnce pie eaters committed in the past that they have adopted such terrible night mare method of doing penance? The matter should be investigated at once, else must our canine and feline popula- tion become extinct. A regard for our fellow and animal creatures make 1t im- perative that decided steps should be taken to stop this wholesale and tcrturing slaughter of our innocents. It looks like a conspiracy against our Afri- can dog catcher, the slinger of boot jacks and our dog-tax law. Can 1t be that the piemen and ple eaters are mar tyrizing themselves for the sake of re- ducing our taxes? eve pause for re-
 ,1
Arizona weekly citizen., 1881-12-18
GlobuIes.
LilInhai- clc.

lNr4tife 2 lr.lfI ctes
 Mr. John J. Harlow took his departure yesterday morning for Southern Califor- ma. his health to recuperate.
 Nr. J. R Cahin will start for Calilor- uIa UcTt week, and join his friends in holiday festivities.
 Mrs. Y. Anderson expects to start for CalifIruia in few days, and will spend the holidays among her many friends in SOuoma county.
 Several important transfers of mining property have taken place here within the pa- few weeks, and We confidently look for boom within six months.
 Lessrs. D. G. and F. ChilsOn. returned last week from the Papago District, south of Casa Grande, where they have some ,aluable mining interests.
 Mr. John Wentworth, who left here about two months since for the famous Calico district, m San BernardinO county, Cal, arrived on Mondays stage
 Mr. Walter F. Jones, who has been practciug law here during the past few months, took his departure for Fl PasO, Texas. last week.
 The family of [. $. Deputy Marshal, B. <. PascOe. is expected to arrive this evening. Mr. Pascoe has provided a comfortable home for them in the More head residence.
 Billy Dickinson returned on Tues day s stage after a two-months' pleasant --is-t -wong his relatives in California. com by hls many Tr1euus Iu-,-.--4-----l
 Mir. \. r. Salter returned on Wednes- day from the Salt River Valley, bring ing with him about ninety head of hogs for-Mr Joseph Redman. He has driven them a distance of over 100 miles, through a rough country, and found 1t exceedingly tedious business.
 There appears to be more improve meuts going on in Globe at present than there has been at any one time for several months past. Several new resi- 1eaoes and business establishments are under course of construction, and adobe buildings are being plastered over and made like new. Verify, there must be a . boom coming.
 Nr. Thomas r. Kerr came in from San Carlos copper mines on Thursday last, md reports activity in that section. . Ihosc are the mines recently sold by Tweed and Co. tO eastern capitalists for the snug little sum of S3oO,OO.
 Mr. Colin Fraser has returned tO Gl6b. after a twO-mOuths' sOiOurn m California. He says that Globe district is looked upon very tavorably by capit- aIis.s in San Francisco, and anticipates a rush ol California capital in here be- fore .9ug.
 Mrs. R. II. Choate, cf Tucson, has been spending the past few days in Globe ! hooking after her mining interests iu section She left here about two years 'ago. and expresses much surprise at the . growth and prosperity of Globe since her departure.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1881-12-18
The Enl.enral chnr.h Entertainment.

The Episcopal Church Entertainment.
 The coming entertainment for the
 benefit of the Episcopal Church prom l ises to be of a quality and interest : never equalled by any yet given in Tue son by either professionals or amateurs.
 The exhibition of Mrs Jarley's wax ! woras will be a rare treat, and the enter ! prise and encrqy of the managers of the entertainment cannot be too warmly commended in securing this exhibition, as tho proprietcrs of 1t are on their way Co Australia and were with difficulty In- duced tO stop over for a day m Tucson.
 An entirely novel feature of the enter ment will be the Anvil Polka by twenty young ladies in costume, assisted by two gentlemen.
 h addition to the foregoing there wlll be presented a series of beautiful tab leaux of living statuary. As the lady characters in these will be assumed by the most charming iadies in Tucson, the success of this portion of the pro G-ammU is already assured. Through tine kindness of one of the lady managers ve are permitted to name the following from among those that will be presented: Katrina Van Tassel. The First Singing Lesson, Tennyson's Elaine. Beatrice and Dan5e. Gypsy Encampment. These are but a few Of the tableaux selected, but from them can be easily gloaned some idea of the refined and elevated charac- ter of the entertainment.
 During the entertainment refresh ments will be served by twenty young ll3io5 dressod in costume of Martha Washington.
 Rehearsals are heinz had daily, and most complete social, as well as pecu- mary success, iS looked for.
 Tickets will be offered for sale at Fleishmans and Yorba's drug stores, Palace and Cosmopolitan hotels, Der gers and Lucas & Co.'S (filagree storel, postnflice, Nansfelds. HDffman's and as the Elite and Gem saloons. The price of admission will be one dollar; reserved seats vill be sold few days before the 2Itl instant, the date of the entertain meut
 From the sale oi tickets already made for this entertainment, standing room will undoubtedly be at premium at Lev !u'5 uall on the 10th instant. Owing to tlc great expense incurred by the high and unusual character of the entertain neuc. the managers will unable to re- po5- lr, and consequently have declded u1- sel! any more tickets than the hall will hold. The necessity of procur- ing -eEets at once must be evident tO iao5c w.o wish Co enjoy an evenings pleasure, such as they may not have the opportunity oi enjoying again for a long dime to come.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1881-12-18
Paragraphs.

Women love trains because 1t tiatters them to have something after them-
 The boy who was kept after school for bad orthography said he was spellbound.
 When a man IS down everybody is ready to give him a kick. It doesn't hurt ones feet to kick down.
 A bird that lives on the fnny tribe is a fish hawk; and the man who sells the fuuy tribe is a fish-hawker.
 "Why don't you dress as well as your @ erks: was asked of wall street man. II can't" was the answer; they can get trusted
 Nurse" Come, Willie, didn't you hear your mother tell you to come right into the house2' Willie" Stop minding me of it. i'sa trying to forget it."
 Conteutment: Don't be forever sigL.ng for wealth, my son. cOunselled Johns father; "be content with what you have" Il intend to toe content when ! have it, replied John.
 < New York young woman has set the fashion of hanging her mushroom hat 0n the back of the seat during theatri- cal performance, putting on her head in the place of 1t a woTsted-worked fasci-  uator.
 < gentleman went into q Fourth-street dryeocds store the other day and asked for ten yards of naked cambric." The young lady blushed and said "I guess y0u mean undressed cambrie.'" Oh. yes, that's it.
 A Jersey City man who puts his fingers to his nose and twirls them at a polices man can be arrested for disorderly con- duet. They believe in giving policeman ] chance occasiona ly to arrest a man they feel inclined to run in.
 Hartford is showing its gratitude for being made the sole capital in various ways. The latest Is q recipe by which . soup can be made for five persons at a cost of < cents. This is designed chiefly for New Haven, which is largely in debt. Ask no woman her age. Never joke with a policeman. Do not play chess with a widow Never contradict a man | that shutters Be civil to rich uncles and . auuts Your oldest hat, of course, for an evening party. Always sit next the carver. # you can, at dinner.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1881-12-18
THE EDITOR.
Brief Discourso on t,s Habits Of the Creature.
fsoston -ranscript.I

lBoston -'ranscript. ] The editor IS a member Of that race Of | animals called mankind. He is invari- | ably kind man.
 He is perfectly ha-mless. You can go ! into his den without fear. But he has | peculiarities. The sight of poet makes him wild. He is then very dangerous, and Is apt to do bodily harm to all with in his reach. He is slsO much wrought up when a man comes in with trifie he has just dashed of.
 There IS one thing that must be said in the editors disDraise. His mind Is so biased by long thinking in a certain direction that he dislikes very much to look upon both sides of a question. Therefore if yeu value yOur safety never approach him with manuscript written on both sides of yOUr paper.
 The editor usually writes with a pen, but his most cutting articles are the product of his shears.
 And let me say right here children, that good deal of sheer nonsense has been printed about the editor. He uses his shears only when composing sn or iginal article.
 The editor would make a good public speaker, but for his propensity for clip  ping words.
 The editors hardest task IS to dispose of his time It Is a monotOnous life in- deed, were 1t not for the kindness of the few hundred people who call upon him every iny to enliven lis dull life with stories of their grievances, of their brand new enterprises, and with Rntediluvian anecdotes. When you grow up to be men and women, children, remember this, and spend all the time you can in the sanctum of the editor. He loves company so much, you know, and some times he has to sit silent and alone for whole half-minute. Is it not too bad?
 The business of the editor IS tO enter tain inherent lecturers, bOOk-canvassers, exchange fiends and other philsnthro- pists. He gives hIs whole day to these. He writes his editorials at night after he has gone to bed.
 The editor Is never happy except when he Is writing complimentary notices. For ten cents worth of presents he will gladly give ten dollars worth of adver tising-all on account of the pleasure 1t gives to write, you know, children.
 He loves to write neat little speeches and bright little poems for people with cut brains. who wish to speak in public. It is 80 easy to do this that he IS some- times quite miserable when an hour or two passes without an opportunity to do something of the kind.
 The editor dimes at all the hotels free, he travels free, theaters open wide their doors to hIm, his tailor clothes him gratis, his butcher and grocer furnish him with food without money and with ! out price In short his every want is provided for. He spends his Prineely 1 salary in building churches snd school | houses in foreign lands.
 By all means, children, be editors. ! or course it would be better if you could l be hOd-carriers or dray horses. But as this Is impossible, by all means be edi- l tors