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Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1881-04-15

Z tahCIA aN -
more suns and the civilization,
LEY tan, and handmade sour
and horse liniment of the pale
II have done their deadly work.
squaws and papooses are scattered
four winds of heaven, and we
desolate,
re is Observation-Disclosures
Where is the Wall Eyed-malden-
he Peeled-Nose.
re is Victoria Regina Del Garcia
Bull? Where is ok-kneed
con? Where is Swayback Sue
eek Eyed Government Socks?
nave sunk beneath the fire.
of the goggle-eyed Caucasian
ave succumbed to the delirum
es, and when l call them they
OF. They do not hear my voice.
means are heard upon the still
air. and they cry for revenge
I the sad remnant of the family
ng Bull, your chief. One sore
quaw is left alone. Her face is
ed DER with the famine of many
:, and her nose is only the ruin
greatness. Her moccaslns
n out. and the soldier pants she
re too long for her. She also,
(. She is not as drunk as she
but she is hopeful and perse-
She has also learned to lie
white man. She is now an
.empolaneous liar. When we
pout the camp fire and enact
ltored lies in the cleaning,
Borgia Skowhegan Sitting
the inspiration of six fingers
coifin-varnish, proceeds to
orize preraricatlon, and then
1journs, and nothing can be
the muftied tread of the
beef. going out to get some
.cretia Borgia is also be-
My. 1t is evening. and
OF donned her evening
* hair is unkempt, and
unbung. Pretty soon
omahawk and bang it
Gems respondent and
he leans against the
hty oak and scratches
see that her thoughts
" other snspender Is
t care a cold. smoothe |
mixing of her child
banks of the Mime |
nd in the moccasins
We represent the
of the once power
ogue stands idly on
know what a pi- |
stands idly on the
lowers bloom again,
IN upon the plains,
go upon the war
.nge the wrongs of
not fully glutted
I've seven or eight
and we will shout
lore, and mutilate
Saxons. We will
cries of our people.
green grass and
it'll the gore of the
white-llvered en-
We will spread
n everywhere. and
overshoes and re-
up our lives dear
C paleface beyond
It his hired man so
will look like a
is our hunting
the antelope, the
0 jackass rabbit are
ours to perpetu-
y, The Great Spir-
IL. ;mals for the red
an e bilious tourist,
4 tn the chestnut sun
legs up to his collar
clea
= Town on the reg
RIDE. is thinking of
hen IN e will scare him
e. ana y our medicine
ms, ANU he commissions
end W plies.
ME the sup. lie cold sliced
will ts.he son ay rum, and
: and some b
irtuous and
well. Be v. on will be
are "; but y, of what !
metim. about ~ rordlng- Z
q YOU Ives &C. celln-
I'm yours. st tn. ball. S
not murmur Goldfish cal {
and cast iron have i, :.
spring we will comm
eakfast, and peagc,s ,, squaw,
ii, IL 81 shall have a new she = Il
the weather is severe th'
70 of them. ,o,. nh
'I'f have nothing more to
.mper domino: Plume oass +,
In go braufh'- i bee,
(Bo
: :, , - from New Hampshire, 1
'nl' hsard of a bicycle came yer
v na when when he beheld youth hill
l mo on one of those airy We. ten
.Nls o'' ont mt into a solileoquyy Il
T Nv. amt that queer, VINO saon a
y to see a man ridln a hoop aa
Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1881-04-15

changed by shaving off his beard
ad moustacae that he couldn't recog'
ize any OF his old friends.
In speaking of the Altoona, Pa. ia,
ian, who died recently, an exchange
avs the legs refused their office.
hese legs never lived in Ohio.
A woman in Chicago has recognized
Ter grown up son by vaccination
mark on his left arm. His only re-
mark was. mother how You scard me.
IN. Y. Commercial Advertiser.
Gen. Malone. who had been sitting
at his desk. pale. gaunt. with black cir
cles around his tishy eyes. mutfled up
in gray overcoaI. his claw-like hands
playing with his beard, arose suddenly
Realistic Correspondent.
Not parlor match: so you are
married old Heavipenny'S eldest. !
bear?" said the friend. Yes said
the young Intorit, Il have. Good
match?' asked the friend Il guess
so sighed the bridegroom, YEARLY
heaps of birthstone to it.
Waste of time: First member feel.
ing a twinge of cOnscience)-"l say
Tom, what lot of time man does
waste during The term playing poker.
Second dit mot catching the point)--
"Yes. especially while shutfling. - Col
umbia College Spectator.
A Philadelphia society is wrestling
with the question When a man has
his life insured for 100000, is his wife
justified in refusing to prepare a mus
tard plaster for him when he is seized
with the sudden and severe attack of
the cramps?
A journal in Holland is struggling
to explain to its readers the intricacies
of American politics. A foot note to a
long article says: Carpet bag-kar-
petzak reiszak. Lieden, die sclechts
met cen reisak int land hwamen: vii
zouden zeggen: cp cen stroowisch ziju
komen anndrijveni.'
I'll pass the butter as the fellow
said to himself as he SHE'D around a
ram in pasture lot.-Kokomo Tribune
Ill but the passer. said the ram at
the same time executing flank move
melt on the luckless wight.-Cam-
bridge Tribune. I'll buss the patter,"
as the young lady SAID to the man who
patted her on the cheek.-Syracuse
Sunday times. III pat the busser, as
the young lady said when she boxed the
young man is jaw.--Steubenville News.
''1'll puss the batter" as the kitten said
when it flung itself into the buck-wheat
conglomeration prepared for the morn
ing meal.
Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1881-04-15
KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE
On HUMAN FLESH

On HUMAN FLESH !
Read below of its wonderful effects as lin
iment for the human family:
Hematite, No, Aug 10th, 1850.
BIZ Kendall Is Co. Gents.-I am so over
jOyed in view of the result of an application
Of your Kendalls SPAWN Cure that feel that
ought for humanity's sake publish it to the
world. About thrty-five years ago, while
riding young ugly horse 1 was injured i'll
one of my tcsticlcs. and from that time to
three weeks ago slow but constant enlarge
ment has been the result. giving me Il great
amount of trouble. almost entirely prevent
ing me from horseback riding, which was my
usual way of travelling. l saw notice of
your Kendall's SPAWN Cure, never once tho't
Of it for anything except for horses, but after
receiving the medicine and reading over what
it was good for. feeling terribly exercised
about my difficulty, for | had consulted many
physicians and none gave me any specific but
when it could be endured no longer to remove
it with the knife. | applied your Kendalrs
SPAWN Cure, as an experiment, and it was so
painful in It's application that concluded not
to repeat it and thought no more about it
til near week, and 10 and behold half of
the size was gone. With Joy | could hardly
believe it. l immediately applied it again.
and have made in all about one-half dozen
applications, running over j space of two
weeks. and the terrible enlargement is almost
entirely gone. in view Of which | cannot cX-
press my feelings of delight. 1t has been
God send to me May he send To others with
like troubles. JoHS RICE.
Pastor of Hematite Congregational Church.
p. s. You are at liberty to put this in any
shape You please. ! am not ashamed 10 have
nv name under over or by the side OFF
Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1881-04-15
is our hunting
, the antelope, the
jackaSs rabbit are

Town on the reg
. is thinking of
e will scare him
our medicine
he commissions
nl,ac
Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1881-04-15

some :, any y "a, TO -.
While w We sa% WiM ts.se S
Then we and soi'
a no on a picnlc. well.
Warriors, fare ";
you will be hapl; $.
lonesome, sometime
/ have said TO you ,,.,.
fire, and govern yours. :,
T. T., We s,ss Sill n and @ easf III
hut hut IN the spring we
c cat for breakfast, AM
s sioner on toast tor dime ,I M
Of Sitting Bull shall l, M
hat. and if the wea. ,,
hall have two Of them n
s''8 Warriors. farewell.
have spoken. | have !
nav nave Sic semper dom
s eryysipelas, in hook e
nsufruct, limberger'
Ri NYe.
Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1881-04-15

lowers DlO0ln again,
IN upon the plains,
go upon the war
.nge the wrongs of
, not fully glutted
I've seven or eight
and we will shout
lore, and mutilate
Saxons. We will
cries of our people.
green grass and
it'll the gore of the
g white-llvered en-
We will spread
n everywhere. and
overshoes and re-
up our lives dear
C paletace beyond
It his hired man so
, will look like a
Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1881-04-15

A eountryman from y New b asas. came
y. sh Boston a and when he se ,Sase aiyy ve
sSs he Goiy, amt that queer M soop
skirt
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KEnDALL'S SPAWN CURE.

we think gives positive proof of its virtues.
No remedy has ever met with such uRqaali-
tied success to our knowledge, for beast as
well as man.
Price 81. per bottle. or six bottles for So.
ALL DRUGGISTS have it or can @etit for you,
or it will be sent to any address on receipt
DALI Il CO., Eno.burgh Falls, Vermont.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
St. Landry democrat., 1881-08-20
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

Henry James, Jr., is thirty eight
years of age.
Mark Twain is spending the sum-
mer at Indian Neck, Conn.
The poet Upper is seventy-one
years old. He is genial, and he says OF
his enemies that they are not worth an
swering.
The poet Longfellow is suffering
from the effects of a cancer. which was
recently removed from his nose by DIR.
Greene.
Prof Goldie, of Princeton College,
is an expert bicyclist, and may be seen
almost any afternoon going at rafting
rate along the streets.
Mr. Emerson is described as look
inc full of sweet serenity, a beautiful
calm; he does not look broken, though
his tall figure is slightly bent
Miss Anna Dickinson has decided
to make another attempt to enter the
dramatic profession, and London will
probably witness her next appearance
on the stage.
DR. VIM. NJ Baker, the novelist,
whose last book is blessed Saint Ger
tainty,n has removed from Boston to
Philadelphia, and taken charge Of a
Presbyterian Church in that city.
MIR. Henry e. Vennor, the Canadian
weather prophet, is forty-one years of
age He is professor in the University
of Montreal and the author of a book
entitled "Our Birds of Prey"
The British Medical J0alrnal pub
fishes some hospital reports by "Miss
Clark, NJ Do These are the first
papers of the kind ever printed in an
English medical newspaper of promi-
nence.
Theodore Bentley, who was the
greatest Sanskrit scholar of the time,
lately died at Gottingen, where he was
a professor in the university. In order
to give an idea of the minuteness OF his
studies, it NAV be mentioned that his
treatises on the single question of the
prolongaton of vowels in the Rig Veda
occupy more than 400 pages quarto.
M. Munkacsy, the Hungarian
painter, has just declined to take less
than 100000 for his new picture Of
" Christ Before Plate 1t is not SO
long ago that this brilliant and now
wealthy artist was cabinetmaker'
apprentice, and was thankful to earn
small sums in his leisure hours by
painting flowers upon the furnitalre of
the peasant farmers of his native town.
Miss Blanche Howard, author of
"One Summer is on her way home
from Europe, where she has been for
two years The romantic little story is
told of her book that it is the TRUE his
tory of herself and lover; they not
being able to go to Europe on we'd
ding trip, she secretly wrote the book
and earned the money, but her lover
was so angry that she had embodied
their little romance in prose that he
broke the engagement. and she went to
| Europe alone.
St. Landry democrat., 1881-08-20
HI MOROUS.

Why doesn't winter linger some in
the lap of summer?-LouisUtLe Courier
Journal.
Adam is the patron saint of the
Western pork raisers, because he had
the first spare rib.-LoaOeU Citizen.
"A bar at it's mouth looks bad for
the Mississippi River. All rivers
should run strictly on the cold water
plan.--New Orleans Picayalne.
Emerson says 1--WE are wiser than
we know" Don't know about that,
but we have money to bet that some
men aren't half so wise as they think
Burlington HaUkeue.
Jones, getting up from his dinner,
in quiet way remarked tohis landlady
that he had found everything on the
table cold except the ice cream.-Boston
advertiser.
DR.. Schliemann thinks he has dis
covered the site of the altar of the
Twelve Gods, but it may turn out to be
only the basement of a defunct lager
beer saloon. One can't be sure on this
old relic question.-Detroit Free Press.
-"Notis. copartnerships here
tOfOre resisting DeGWlSG me anu MOSS
Skinner is hereby resolved. Dem what
owe de firm will settle wild me and dem
what de firm owe will settle wild Nose"
-leras Sittings. 4..
-"How did you like the lecturer"
"Oh, it was beautiful What did he
say?' "Oh, he said so many beautiful
thingsr' "Tell us some" "Oh, he
saddle said-but can't tell it to you
as he said Them tell them as you
can understand them" "Well, he said
he said-oh, can't!'' "Tell us one
thing he said.'' "Well, he said that
the aesthetics of existence enabled us to
to oh, can't!' "Tell us what you
think he meant "Oh, 90 along!
Why didn't you go and hear him your
?'-Boston transcript.
St. Landry democrat., 1881-08-20
A Business Girl.

The following ssgood one'' is told at
the expense of a dentist located not far
from Ovid. A young lady, while UNI
der the influence of an anesthetic, had
four teeth extracted. As she was a
very handsome "subiect" the dentist,
who was an unmarried man, could not
resist the temptation of stealing kiss
for every tooth he extracted: The
young lady was not so much under the
influence, however, as he thought, and
decided to be even with him, and so on
arising from the chair she said she had
forgotten her purse, but would send the
amount, s., the next day by a friend.
The following day the friend went to
the office and presented the dentist with
a bill from his fair customer, IN which
she gave him credit for extracting four
teeth. So, and charged 81 each Tor the
four kisses, and added: Please remit
the balance, So" He paid the bill.
There's business girl for you'-lthaca
IN. ~ Journal.
St. Landry democrat., 1881-08-20
Cotton Wedding Garments.

1t would be we'll if all fathers and
mothers took example by an artist
friend of ou1s who is richer in charm
ing daughters than worldly wealth. His
eldest girl was about to be married to
wealthy man, but the father refused
the bridegroom delicate offer to pro
vide the wedding attire, saying: My
child snail not leave home with an
empty purse, so the bride and her
bridesmaids shall wear cotton dresses"
and they did so, and a pretter wedding
never was seen. The bride, who was
young and very fair, wore a dress OF
white sateen, with a raised pattern OF
lilies Of the-valley, made with long
train, at the edge of which were three
narrow-plaited muslin frills. Round
her throat and wrists were wreaths OF
real Howers-white violets, hyaclnths,
stephanoSis, es-of-the-valley and a
few sprays of orange blossoms; her
plain tulle veil was fastened with a cor
onet of flowers to correspond. The six
bridesmaids were dressed in pairs.
Two wore pink sateen pettlcoats with
several narrow hounces, and overdresses
OF white organdie with a design OF
crimson rosebuds, corsage bouquet OF
real rosebuds and a bunch of the same
in the dainty little French caps of clear
muslin. The next two wore white
cambria founced skirts and overdresses
of delicate Nile colored green, with
punches of violets upon them;collarettes,
corsage bouquets and caps of real pan,
sizes, dark and light. The two youngest,
who were little children, wore dresses
of white organdie, trimmed around the
bottom with three rows OF forget-me.
nots and daisies. Each bridesmaid car
ried a rustic basket filled with bright
flowers. A1neric0n Queen.
St. Landry democrat., 1881-08-20
IN THE GARDEN.
LOUISIANA.

The birds and bees and butterflies
Are visiting together,
Among the pinks and mignOnette,
This blessed summer weather.
The busy haes-they ask no leave
Are gathering their honey.
And all Of them are working hard,
AS people work for money.
The butterflies do nothing more
The happy little things
Than tiy about the ffower-beds,
To show their brilliant wings.
The robin and the hummng-bird
Are happy with each other.
And round about the garden go,
As brother goes with brother.
The robin has voice that fills
Our weary souls with song;
The humming- bird. he does his best
In humming all day long.
o bees and birds and butterflies,
In gardens you'll find room
As long rs this green earth shall stand,
And long as flowers shall bloom.
". 7. Indepeltdent.
St. Landry democrat., 1881-08-20

nent naturalist, and Cathie had been
his wife wear, before he told her the
secret he had kept sacred SO long,
And Cattle tells her own little daugh-
ter to day that once. at least, in every
body's life something happens just
like a story 81 Nich0las.
St. Landry democrat., 1881-08-20

The other day, as Henry A. Best,
of Stuyvesant, N. Y, was reading in
his, office, he. was suddenly stricken
with blindness. Sight returned in an
hour or two. During the next day
blindness came on again, and his sight
has not since returned. An Albany
oculist decides that MIR. Best's sight is
gone forever.
The Florida agriculturist., 1881-07-13
Dentistry.
l4-l98

DR.. g. J. B. jackson will practice at tins
place and the neighbOrhood. Parties attended
to at THEIR HOME, or at his residence nj
LAKE LEILA.
Win be in attendance at his Office above
Dreka q Cos. store every Saturday.
lOltf DeLand p. 0. Fla.
The Florida agriculturist., 1881-07-13
school Building,
The Florida Agriculturlst,

a large eieht-page weekly paper, is pubs
llshed here, and is a valuable paper for
those desiring information from Florida.
A railroad from our Landing via DeLand to
the Atlantic Coast IS chartered and work
commenced, also material on hand for a
telephone to our landing. Our boarding
houses afford good fare at reasonable
prices. Carriages run to meet the mail
boats daily to carry passengers to and
from the landing,
For the information of invalids we vii
add that, several good physicians are set
tied IN our midst, cultivatIng oranges as
business, but atfording excellent medica
aid when required. They report the fol-
lowing
The Florida agriculturist., 1881-07-13
Unsurpassed i'm Fertility

Dy any pine region III the State, In our
village, which is only four years old, we
have fine
, 1881-09-10
NEW RTISEM EMF.

gAET bekjendtgj0res herved, at
go Udkast til Repartition i afg.
Pensionist BASTIAN EARRING
TONS Bo vii blive fremlagt j en-
Session, der afholdes ONSDAGEN
den 28de September d. A., Eftermid-
dag Kl. /, hvorpaa Boet %forventes
%sluttet.
Christiansteds Skifteret den SIDE
September 1881.
II. A. JURS.
, 1881-09-10
F r A N e E.

PARIS, TUESDAY, AUG. 16.
The Project of the Gers has issued
a notice to the effect that the Govern
ment has authorized him to give an un-
qualified denialto rumours of impeding
, 1881-09-10

WIN previously WCiO toncH
care of and were provided for by
estates, has now to be admitted at
the public hospitals and cared at pub
lie expense, whenever they fall sick.
But it has on several occasions eeen
expressly admitted by the Colonial
Council, that this item of the public
expenditure, which according to us
nature cannot otherwise than appear
in the budgets with sums quite
approximately acknowledgements me-
cessarily be subject to the existing
requirements and the greatest care
is always observed in admitting
patients, aud to avoid mourning unne-
cessary expenses.
%, The expenses for the quarantine
department and for precautionary
measures against e%pidemics have
amounted to S157.26 or 7.26 beyond
what was granted Z; this is owing
chiefly to the measures which were
requisite in consequence OF the disease
that had shown itself among the cat
tie on the Estate Annually and which
caused an outlay of s93.26 in all.
Under this TEN has likewise been
expended a sum OF SIG as lee for
the L~andphysician for 5 visits to the
Government Packet Schooner " Vigi-
lant'' on her arrival from St. Thomas
ut the time there were fears of small
pox contageon from that Island.
Expenses for Building and other
Uncertain Expenses.
The Specification, laid on the Coun-
CLIPS table, OF the items under the
Uncertain Expenses" will show
what the total sum Of ~S5,29l.91-
has been expended for and by which
an excess OF ~s1,43I.40 has been
incurred. Among these expenses IS
however posted an amount OF
SI,0G6.67 as travelling expenses for
His Lxcelleucey Governor Arendrup,
an expenditure which is not within
control Of the superior authority,
That deducted, the excess Of this
item amounts TO S364.73.
While the total amount OF the excts'
ses amount to SS,lSI % the
show a total saving of ~S59,470.03,
which however when the interest on
the loan from the St~atetreaSury and
the Guarantee of interest for the
Central Factory, together S5l,950
be deducted is reduced 70 7,5ll.03.
The final excess will consequently
be fixed to be altogether $670.25.
The Chairman stated that the Presiden-
had along with this Draft forwarded to
Council a Preliminary Statement OF
expenses of the Colonial Treasury for
O-61 together with 4 Specifications
thereto, which, papers had. been
on the Courci,'s table. He would
her observe that this bill is proposed
he budget for the financial year that
;red on the 31st March 1881, ana it is
ed an additional Money Bill !; but
speaking it could not be called n
ney Bill, as the financial year 10 ques-
is long past the Bill could more
-ectly be style an After Bill or
Bill however this is a point
in reality does MT matter much.
nd Member for Christiansted's Country
trict (Coultey) returned and took his
ITO be continual