The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-05-19
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H~ ial4.itants saldenlt DISAPPEARED
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81. aoril = ,el,i ,lrcc cept. ~urtl,
=. H. auA tony cept. worth 4 feathcr
10 ~ stirrr, VI, npd sold for 90.
Aaires liursr says that a lady v be
sts. 40 aiaialllv husband was asked how
tsd ever brought him % such perfec
on. vhcrcup'u size sveetly answered tina,
sie di.l 4 chiefly viii croqnet mallet
h,,ie boy wcni 10 his first tea party
eu t0nf years aud three months old
i,on biz hostess asking him ho- Il, liked
N. ia, be replied. at Is very nice; but ]
,i.lak il tastes very much OF the water
Oi cunrse a aoman can / afford 10 be
fashionable, but i, is hard on a lady, jus,
a. ,hc has become deyotedly attached TO
short haired dog. to have the fashion
'iitnga and long haired dogs become the
correct ,hiug.
Never milk Shilo the COW is eating
The advice o. a bueolic contemporary
Jndging nom the character Of the milk
that comes TO market, il would be more
&C. the point never 10 milk when the COW
!, drinking
4 Galveston Sunday school teacher
Gsked . pupil how man, sscrsments there
We're There amt any more left why,
hat DO YOU meanf" We'll hear that
our SICK nrighbor received the last sacra
mrnt Yesterday, 50 there cant 10 any left
ever
II is = lated that California pioneer,
seeing Chiuaman coolly draw mary
tA and shoot a white rufiian neatly
ttongh the abdomen. exclaimed with
much earnest enthusiasm: Them Chi
lcse is 'akiu' on Christian Ways ,urprisin
lat
ticorgc Washington has had another
birthday, and still lie can look down with
itsfs IN his eyes, at his unfinished monu.
ncIt and wish il was an obelisk in some
rign land, for then ii might arouse
wtonRh patriotism IN the American breast
,arc, Il completed
smith Say, Jones, let me ask You
conh.lontially, Why you associate with that
fellow Iompkius? He is q fraud beat
Aud scamp Jones lis he2 Why, |
that's just what he says Of you" smith
why. the internal slanderer, I'll break
every bone in. his bodyi"
policeman mel a negro at night car
wing a trunk along the street, and collar.
,d him. The negro explained, de fam
ily what am boarding me has been asking |
ior money and as dey was gone out to
night ! thought ] would get into some
family vhsr dcy respected dc banjo"
Tight lacing caused the liver OF An In.
dian woman to grow fast TO the epigastri
nin, eansing her death. Ladies cannot be
too careful ia guarding against such ca |
lami,y As this. When tight lacipg mus,
l,e iudulged, the epigastrium should bc re-
moved and locked up in the bureau drawer
ior safety
Lord BeaconsRell il mentioned as
nnce being present in a company where
The faults OF a certain nobleman we've dis
,us-el Pardon me, said the Earl "you |
don't quite understand Lord -. Hell a
very peculiar man; be is one Of those who |
entertain such sacred regard for truth
that he will not use /, too freely
a New Jersey preacher. annoyed by
the ladies' Of bis congregation turning
about in their seats, paused in his dis.
coarse 10 say; Ladies', II you will give
tue yVur attention for few moments, |
will keep a lookout on the door, and il any |
thing worse than man enters. will warn |
You In time for you to make your escape
81 writ poem once for the editor OF |
our home paper" did You save q copy
Of the poelny" mo. writ Il for orr home |
paper and sen, IL 10 the editor. YES,
bot did you save copy of the paper il |
vas published ins" ''No-oo: yer see The |
editor said i, Was crowded oai by press
Of advertising, and he's had snch ,Lnn.
deriag run 81 advertising for the last !
twenty ears ,ha, be Amt had chance v i.
ps,s, il yet