The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-06-28
HUMDuRla1N.

Deer Sur-Dus peer like there's
more marryin goin on jist now than
ever hern on, specially in hot wether
| hardly ever git yer paper but there
ID sum grand wedin or uther re.
nouhced in its colums. But its bin
the case ever since Mr.. Adams day
down tu the present time and the
Bible saysit will be so until the lasl
vestage NV the human race is wiped
out so to speak. So don't no whith-
or II j. becoming IN me III suggest the
proper time Nv year tu marry ur not,
Tor ii they con stand 1t reckon | can.
And as miscellaneous essays are out
NV order in yer sanctum | will recede
tu gin yer reeders an account NV one
NY the grandest wedins that has tuck
place in IIumdurgin since me and
Malindy spIiced.
The contrackting and distracted
parlys was Miss Josy Blue, the buty.
TOOL and charnlin darter Nv our crate
and good Square Blue, aud Mr.. Sol.
Smasher, NV Bumpaw ncighborhood
hoo IL one Nv Ky's noDlest suns.
no il att good idy tu brag on any
body arter they git marryed or srlcr
they are ded, but every body that
rites up wedins or obituarys dus il
even If they have tn stretch the thing
III du'it. But as | gwyen on tu say
they were tide tai gether last Saiur-
day mite by Passon uesekiah Wisdum
at the skule house, aud the elite NV
llumburgin society was all out. ]
lrlde tu git Sol tu have the wedin on
sum uiher mite besides Saturdy, but
sez he Ia me sez he Bill Spturdy mite
is the closest time | can git tu Sundy
and Saturdy mite is the Inst Nv COM
mon week days, so is my marryin the
winden up nv yer eyry day bachelor
life, and married life Is the day Nv
rest aud pleasure. But won't he be
drafted badly fooled Sez he alters
thot where tler was marriage in
high life the parties or,er have an eye
tu the eternal fitness UT things.
The house was jam full aud when
they erterd-a lot Nv us good siugers
SING these lines [yer see our origin was
outcn fix so we had tn sing or du
without music and yer no that wood
never du in high hfel
slow happy are thsy
Hoo there Maker Obcy."-
Well no the bride was the most
handsomest dressed critcr yer ever
seen. The dress was sum kind NV
red truck trimed in yallcr aud wild
rozcs. She wore dimonds bout the
size Nv roze leaf all over the body.
the dimonds was made outen gilt
paper and looked selicious shore.
Well arter the short and Oppressive
ceremony few selected friends pre-.
paired tu the Squares, and Mr.. Edi-
ture you may not believe me when
tell you herd the table groauin under
tho waite Nv good ihings when | got
in hundred yards NV the house. A
partial description Nv the dresses
wore on that ockashun may be alto
gell,er uninleresting tn the most NV
yer reedrrs.
Miss Lu Tompkins wore yaller
lowered calerko and dinonds. Miss
Jo Emma P, striped cotton aud
flowers. Miss Anna L., from
your town wore checkered calerko
and looked very handsum with
nuthin else on. Miss Sally S.
wore green igerd gingham and lace
In the koller and was quite attractive
~ behold. Mrs Malindy R., wore
black bumbazine trimed in homade
lace which looked a little heavy but
was very bccuming. Miss Nancy
Frisky wore sum kind Nv white truck
made short neck and low sleeves
And last but not least was old Miss
Prim drated old made what thinks
shese still in the market. She wore
an old silk made infant waste and
very full skirt arter the stile NY sum
Is yers ago. And don't yer think the
tarlal old criter had OH hoops as big
as hogshead, and che had forgot III
black her shuze and | tel yer they
looked orful rusty like oyer black
stockins. Well the boys was dressed
tu match and l tell yer We had a fine
time Ill the little hours cum and then
we all went home and left Sol ant
Josy in there glory. But musen
cloze without maxim menshun Nv sun
Nv the bridal presents. And allow
me iu say that ! concider the selection
Nv presents all very senserable ant
confederate.
Fust was a broom 2 papers Nv nee
dles and pare Nv sizzers from the
brides grume.
l3 wards ny domestick and cum
soil soap frnm the brides muther.
An elegant tin wash pan and
bars NV Irish soap frum Malind,
Rogus.
| 2 bottles Nv suthing syrup and ,
drafted CRATE big liver pad frum liar
! w Pyle.
| An ironin board and 2 rolin pin'
! frum that Dell Henderson.
A 10 cent cook book frum Mr.
| Wilgus.
| And don't yer think that Dick Ever
eft wanted tn gin EN- matrimonial