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The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14
Cabinet Z?

Has our Mezentzofl, with his spies and his
suborners and his perjurers, extended his
reign of terror to the Bench itself?
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14

THE PROPOSED PLAN for exhibiting the
play Of Zone Hundred Wives" in Salt Lake
City may be considered as carrying the war
into Africa
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14

THE INTEREST result of the drought
will be felt in the short supply of pea
nuts.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14
BOARDING.

EIRST,CLAsS BOARD, with large rooms, at
DO ~ 4 ~ S pesna: aye, opposite National Hotel:
to sl.50 per day. Terms to suit for families Mrs.
o. q. Howard. proprletress. oclT-d
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14
BUSINESS CHANCES.

WANTED FOR CAsH-wE ARE AUTHOR.
,vv Med 70 purchase several good houses or un-
improved lots, northwest, or will accept loans
upon good margin. at low rates. owners will please
G9ni,1tn G9niW1tunicate WITH Us at once. w. w. DANEN
AOWGh q son, 12l2 Il ST. n. W. ye13-Im
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14
PERSONAL

A YOUNG GENTLEMAN OF REFINE
81 ment desires acquaintance with an agreeable
ana lively young lady or widow, with whom to
spend part Of afternoons Address LEISURE
HOURS, Critic office, making appointment
n -.- se12r3t* -..'---S--'
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14

MIX. WAYNE DlACNEAGH VIII now have
opportunity to put to practical test the
lofty theories of political management
which he has been evolving from his inner
consciousness for some years, during such
leisure hours as he could snatch from his
duties as jury packer for the Pennsylvania
Railroad Company.
The regular Republican Convention hav-
ing nominated for State Treasurer gentle
y;a,, of the name of Bailey, who was a
Grant man n. Chicago, one Wolfe, reformer
.of tho Macveagh sc,...ool, pops up on his owr.
hook as an independent candidate. This
produces about the following situation:
Mr.. Macveagh was pulled into the Cabi-
net with q view of recognizing
the claims" of the small but
noisy faction Of which Mr. Wolfe
is the lea1.er. Mr.. Wolfe bolts the regular
Republican nomination. Mr.. MacYeagh
represents Mr.. Wolfe's faction in Republi-
can administration. He can hardly avoid
sustaining some relation to the canvass that
is to ensue. Will he be for Wolfe, the inde-
pendent reformer of his own school, or will
hS bo ioi AdiiCyy thO iO6uhti itCPubiiSdh
nominee, but Stalwart?
To an ordinary man this would be per-
picking dilemma, but Pennsylvania gen.
tleman who knows MacVeagh we'll, declares
that he will compromise by lying dill.
gently to both factions, and then explain
his attitude by lying to his colleagues in
the Administration
THE MOST REMARKABLE prodigy in the
Kingdom of Italy is the King himself
When his pa, Victor Emanuel, went where
the good kings go, he bequeathed fine as.
sortment of unreceipted bills to his boy
Humbert, supposing that the Iron Crown
would pacify the young mans feelings
about the matter. As rule, over in those
able monarchies, no king can be entirely
respected by his people unless he
leaves them mortgage to wipe out
Our Young friend Humbert, however
seems to have imbibed certain radical ideas
about debt. Under the impression that a
king might just as well be gentleman, he
decided to balance the old books of his an.
cestor. Wecan't tell what his motive was
Perhaps he got tired of sneaking through
the coal-hole in the Vatican, and then
crawling through the great Roman sewer
every time he wanted to take promenade
along the Appian Way or inspect the fever
beds on the Campagna. He longed
for the glorious liberty that
comes with rcceipted bills So, instead OF
whining toa Parliament that represented
an oppressed constituency, after the regal
manner of his friend the Prince of Wales, he
went to work like man and cut down his
personal and household expenses, applying
the net savings to his pas old scores. The
last gun has been silenced. Every bill Is
receipted. He rolls along the Campus Mar
titus with q broad smile on his royal face
and shakes the sheriff fearlessly by the
hand. He has done bold decd. Alexan-
der startled Europe when he freed the serfs,
but a monarch who undertakes to pay his
bills and keep out of debt will be regarded
with as much suspicion by his brother kings
as the spread of republicanism is.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14
George i'm FIy.tinse.

George Washingtons address TO Il fly lob
jectionable words omitted): --A-
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14

Has MacVcagh shaken at the Judge Of
the Criminal Court the same finger which
he is said to have shaken on one or two
occasions at certain of his colleagues in the
kCob1neto
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14

WE DO NOT understand that the author-
ties of the Criminal Court have taken any
steps in regard to the recent theft of the
Kinds Indictment from their files. Can it
be possible that Macvcagh, through his de-
tectives and his newspaper correspondents,
has terrorized the Judiciary of the District
to such an extent that they do not dare to
cuscion
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

WTANTED-BY A YOUNG MAN OUT OF
w work, something to do; store, dining-room
or In any position he may be qualified for. II. s.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14

EOR SALE-New and secopd.bapd co,,o.
i. complexities, landaus, landaulettes, coupe rock
aways, extension tops, jump seats, phietons. bug.
gies, yllnge carts, surreys, &c. All work war.
rahted TO be as represented PRICES LOW.
ROBT. II. GRAHAM
410TO 4iG EIGHTH STREE,,r N w
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14

EoR SALE : EIGHT ACRES OF LAND .
~. within "a miles of Vineland, N. j.; Improved
rooms; built under the supervision Of the
S%, Swher, wit0ut regard to cost; with large barn,
proved style; water in both dwelling and out
n9uses a land rich choice fruits; the furniture is
mousse q great bargain. Apply to W. HI Main 4
ave. ,~ Nv OH" -.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14

ENOR SALE-A LOT IN VINELAND. N. n.
- 100 feet on Boulevard ST. and I5O feet on Wood
ST.. es between PEI two railroads fronts on one i'm
building Is quite large and is Intended for the
Storage s,,, OF carriages; also blacksmith and
ings for bazaar and stables; population 0OO0 prop
erty insured for 5000. VIM II MAIN II BRo
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-14

LOANS
In sums to suit at per cent.
The above is only small portion of property on
my books. For full list call at Office for bulletin
Issued on LIST and 10Th. sep14
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ENoK SALE OR EXCHANGE-33 ACRES OF
- very fine land, 20 acres OF which Is bottom
lnpd, watered by neyer-faiiing springs, improyed
6 oy fhrn nne dWelling Of IA rooms with wide porch
shrubbery, and water ut the door; also q tenant
or hose q rooms barn and stable for Is cows and
ings; the place is well fenced and is located 3
miles nSrtheast % nom the city, fine road,
dairy farm or TO fruit and vegetables Will be sold
or exchanged for city property or cash. Apply 10
3D. st. and PennR. ave. F'-77f - tvi.tf
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

and make q treaty OF peace, but, just as
my hopes we're almost realized, the
President was shot. Although wanted
died I felt very bad. was sorry for
him and sorry for my people, for It in
terfered with my plans. Now we have
new President and my heart goes out
to him. / want to stand face TO face
with him and say that am at peace and
will do right always. Ny people are
destitute of everything, and, although
we are willing, we have nothing to farm
with. It is necessary that work should
be commenced at once, and that is my
reason for being in haste to see the head
of the government. It is we'll known
fact that have always tried to excel
the other Sioux tribes in everything, and
l believe l can make my men better
farmers and steadier workers than other
Indians in North America. They are
the most perseverinR and intelligent of
their race. You see how they followed
me and starved themselves? Well, they
will be just as earnest in the other
direction if they get a chance. White
men have told me about schools for in
structing young men in the different
trades, and l am anxious that my peo-
pie should have the benefit of such an
Institution"
"Do you think you have influence
enough left since your surrender to
lead the hostiles p / inquired.
"They would only be too glad to fol-
low me-" was the reply. Give me a
reservation and 1 promise that all my
people will dress in white mems clothes
and give up their savage life entirely"
edo you think the Indians can ever
be citizens of the United States ?"
My idea is to prepare them for citi-
zenship. It must come slowly, but
may live to see some of my young pee
pie citizens yet. ] have little influence
now, because am helpless, but 1
promise complete reform in the Sioux
people if the government will aid me-"
When Sitting Bull had ceased speak
ing, Allison assured me that the chief
was in earnest and would prove Of great
service to the country if allowed to
visit Washington and get an idea of the
power of the government.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07
"WOrking People" in New England
Fifty Years Ago.

When we talk about "the working
classes" we are using very modern
language, which those who formed the
great mass of the population forty or
fifty years ago would have found it diff
fcult to understand. The term "work-
ing people was then seldom used, be-
cause everybody worked. The minister
and the doctor had usually worked with
their hands to defray their college ex-
penses, and they often continued their
labors afterward to exc out scanty in
come.
The mistress of a family did her own
sewing and housework, or, if it was too
much for her, called in neighbor or a
relative as "help." Young girls were
glad of On opportunity t. earn money
for themselves in this way, or by means
of any handicraft they could learn, or
by teaching the district school through
the summer months; all these employ
ments being considered equally respect
able. The children of that generation
were brought up to endure hardness.
They expected to make something of
themselves and of life, but not easily,
not without constant exertion. The
energy and the earnestness through
which their fathers had subdued the
savage forces of nature on this con-
tinent still fingered in the air, q moral
exhilaration.
Children born half century ago grew
up penetrated through every fiber of
thought with the idea that idleness is
disgrace. 1t was taught with the alpha
bet and the spelling book; it was en-
forced by precept and example at home
and abroad, and it is to be confessed
that it did sometimes haunt the child
ish imagination almost mercilessly.
know that DR.. Watts
'How doth the little busy bee
Improve each shining hour"
and King Solomon's $50 the ant, thou
sluggard, 4 and be wise," filed
one child's mind with dislike of bees
and ants that amounted almost to
hatred; they ran and few and buzzed
about her like accusing spirits that left
her no peace in her beautiful day
dreams. 1t was a great relief to see q
bee loiter around the flowers, as if he
enjoyed the lazy motion. AS for the
ants-those little black pagans-they
overdid the business by working just as
hard on Sundays as on any other day,
1t surely was not proper to follow their
example Atlantic Monthly.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07
HEALTH HINTS.

Try popcorn for nausea.
Try cranberries for malaria.
Try sunbath for rheumatism.
Try ginger ale for stomach cramps.
Try clam broth for a weak stomach.
Try cranberry poultice for erysipelas
Try eating fresh radishes and yellow
turnips for gravel.
Try swallowing saliva when troubled
with sour stomach.
Try a wet towel to the back of the
neck when sleepless.
Try buttermilk for removal of freck es,
tan and butternut stains.
Try eating onions and horseradish to
relieve dropsical swellings.
Try to cultivate an equable temper
and don't borrow trouble ahead.
Try taking your codliver oil in tomato
catsup, if you want to make it palat-
able.
Try breathing the fumes of turpentine
or carbolic acid to relieve whooping
cough.
Try taking nap in the afternoon il
you are going to be out late in the
evening.
Try cloth wrung out from cold
water put about the neck at night for
sore throat, Foote'S Health Monthly.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

Iank forms. Hollow checks and laok-luater
owes plainly mark the debilitatod They show
that the blood lacks richness and the frame
viaor that digestion and assimilation, twin
functions, without the vigorous discharge OF
which there can be no such thing % stamina,
are disordeied and weak. To the feeble, in
arm and lean, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
specially commends itself Proofs, we're such
necessary, might be multiplied ad infinitum,
10 show that waning vitality is but the preface
to exhausting disease, and that, in order to m
terpose a bulwark against the latter, vigor
must be increased, not only by judicious nu-
triton and the selection of easily assimilable
articles of diet, but by removing that not
easily surmounted obstacle to health-imper-
feet digestion. For faulty digestion the Bitters
is the most popular and amply tested of reme-
dies. strengthening tho stomach, fertilizing
the blood and banishing every dyspep io
symptom. Moreover, it is a standard remedy
for chills and fever, rheumatism, constipation
and biliousness.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07
The World's Letters.

Some recently compiled statistics
show that the total number of letters
sent by mail in all parts of the world in
1865 was 2,S00,000,000. In 1877 the
number was increased to 1920, 900, 900,
an average of 100000 day, or 1877
each second. OF these Europe con-
tributed 3,036, 100000, America 76O,-
100000, Asia 150,00O.00O, Africa 25,
100000, and Australia 20,000,000. II
the present estimate or the worlds
population Il, 400, ,O00,0OO), is correct,
the number of letters sent in 1877 by
mail to cash person in the world, was
three.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

William J. Coughlin. of Someryille, Mass says In
the fall of 1876 was taken with bleeding of the lungs
followed by severe cough. lost my appetite and
flesh, and was confined to my bed. In 1877 was adj
mited to the hospital. The doctors said had hole
in my lung as big as q halfdolar At ono time a re-
port went around that was dead. gave up hope
but friend told me OF DIR. WILLIAM HALLS BALsAN
ron THE LUNGS. got bottle, when, to my surprise
Icommenced to feel better, and to-day feel better
than for three years past write this hoping every
one afflicted with diseased lungs will take DIR. VIZ
LIAM HALLS BALsAM, and be convinced that CON.
SUMPTION CAN BE CURED. can positively say il has
done moro good than all the other medicines have
taken since my sickness.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07
A Gas We'll.

While some drillers near Sarnia,
Ont, were boring for oil recently, they
we're astonished to find that huge vol
ume of gas was escaping from the well.
The gas was accidentally ignited by the
torch of man twenty-five feet from
the well, according to local paper, and
the flames, which are decribed as "vivid
and silvery," leaped to a height of
thirty feet. Every fifteen minutes "by
the watch" there is a grand eruption
of water, which instead of putting
out the flames "drives them in
sheets above the highest trees, and
falls in showers for considerable dis.
tance around the WE'LL" The scene at
night is brilliant one, and is thus de-
scribed by the Sarnia Observer: "The
mixture of the water-which, by the
way, is said to be strongly impregnated
with sulphur-with the flames produces
effects in color which are dazzling in
their brilliancy and beauty, various
shades of yellow and purple predomi-
mating. The spectacle, especially if wit.
messed at night, is indescribably beauti-
tul, and its effect is heightened by
a slight dash of weirdness caused by
the unusual color of the flames, and the
corresponding reflection which il
throws on the foliage of the surround.
ing trees. The birds seem to be par.
alyzed by the unwonted illumination
All night long, so the drillers say, they
skim around the flames, uttering shrill
cries OF alarm, and become either sc
frightened or so bold that they aigh
alongside the men, by whom they ar,
frequently caught"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

"A bhAET1 = flA NOfOlNIEtl naRnlnCeIN
A holiday presents square grand panooltes -four very
handsome round corners rosewood three unisOns
Beatys matchle iron frames stool book cover boxes
S22295 TO a29S5 catalogue prices $500 TO $1,000
satisfaction guaranteed money refunded, after one
years use; UpriuhI PlauofOr S125 TO 1856 cata-
ogue prizes $500 to $500 standard panofortes Of the uni
timonals. BenItX's Go bineI ORGANS, cathedral,
church, chapel. parlor $40 upward. Visitors welcomes
tree carriage meets PASSENGER Illustrated catalogue hol-
day edition. free. Address or call upon
DANIEL F. BEATTY. WASHINGTON, New JERsrY,
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15c. box "Rough on Rats" keeps house free
from flies, bed-bugs, reaches rats, mice, etc.
There is but one way to cure badness, and
that is by using CARBoL1NE, q deodorized ex-
tract of petroleum, the natural hair grower.
As recently improved, II is the only dressing
for the hair that cultured people will use.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

An indianapolis exchange mentions that
St. Jacobs Oil cured Mr. j. II. Mattern, a
letter-carrier Of that city, of severe sprain,
contracted in the war Detroit (Mich }
Western Home Journal.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

A clergyman of Cardiff, Wales, preach
ed upon our national sorrow from the
text: 81 am distressed for thee, my
brother Jonathan"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

ron DYspEpsIA, INDIGESTION, depression Of
spirits aud general debility in their various
forms, also as preventive against fever and
aguo and other intermittent fovers, the FERno
PHosrHoRATED ELIXIR on CAL1sAyA BARK, made
by Caswell, Hazard \ Co., Now York, aud sold
by all druggists, Is the best tonic; and for
patients recovering from fever or other sickness
II has no equal
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

From the Wilmington (Del.) Republican /:
Mr.. ]. M. Scott, corner Third and Madison
streets, had a remarkably fine horse cured
of the scratches by ST. Jacobs Oil.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

MYSTERY SOLVED. great secret of the
wonderful success of VEoETNE II strikes at
the root Of disease by purifying the blood, re-
storing tho liver and Kidneys to healthy action,
invivorntino the nervoiis avsfenn
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07
The IlluminatOr.


With, and represents the aged and worthy ST
JACOB, holdingaloft inh his hand that beacon which
Will guide Alright all sailing upon the sea of life
whose waters abound with the shoals and dan
yerous places of sickness and disease, The light
II casts Is designed to show thai ST. JACOBS OIL Is
the true and trusted means of keeping the body
on its proper course, and of easing and "rightng
II should 1t be unfortunately cast upon the shoals
OF rheumatism or other painful ailments. Thous-
ands OF grateful ones throughout the world have
proved the value and felt the good of this Great
German Remedy, and are glad to recommend 1t
10 all needing the services of just such remedy
In this connection Mr.. John S. Briggs, a we'll
known citizen of Omaha, Neb told n newspaper
man that he was terribly afflicted with an acute
attack of rheumatism in his back. The disease
which had been preying upon him for years had
drawn him out of shape. He resorted to every
remedy known to physicians, but found no relief
until he tried ST. JACOBS OIL one bottle of which
effected a complete and radical cure. Another
case may Justify reference:
A VETERAN SEAAAN'S TROURAE.
Editor Inter Ocean, Chicago, H.: send you this
feeling that the information conveyed win be Of
material benefit to many of your readers. One
Government Lighthouse keeper at this point, is
probably one of the Oldest seamen in America
having sailed twenty-siX years on salt water
Atter this forty-siX years service his eyeSight
failed him and he kept the Light at Chicago until
the Government built the Gross Point Light here,
when he was transferred. While seated in my
store this morning the Captain volunteered the
following written statements This is to certify
that | have been afflicted with rheumatism for
twenty (2O) years, both in my side and limbs /
am happy to say that after using less than two bot
Ties OF the ST. JACOBS OIL am entirely free from
pain, though still limping somewhat when walk
ing, irom long force of habit C. W. BoYNToN"
Referring to the foregoing facts might allude 10
numerous similar cases that have come 10 nv
notice, but " a word to the wise Is sufficient"
JOHN GoEBEL, Pharmacist, Evanston, Ill
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

Young middle-aged OF old mon, suffering
from nervous debility and kindred weak
nesses, should send two stamps for large treat
lie, giving successful treatment WORLDS
DlsPENsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

% Cents will Buy n Treatise upon the
Horse and his Diseases. Book of 100 pages Valuable
20 every owner OF horses. Postage stamps taken.
Sent postpaid by NEW YORK NEWSPAPER UNION,
$50 Worth Street, New York
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

LOVES like the measles, all the worse wher
II comes late in life.
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DIR. r. V. PIERCE Buffalo, N. Y: Dear Sir
I have advised many ladies to try your Fa'
vorite Prescription" and never see it fail to do
more than you advertise. Yours truly,
Mrs. A. NJ. RANKIN,
1l1 Bates street, Indianapolis, Ind.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

II you are bilious take DIR. Piorco's "Pleas
ant Purgative Pellets" the original "LiulC
Liver Pills" OF all druggists
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

Cyrus W. Field proposes to erect a
memorial window at Williams college to
the late President Garfield.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

a Treatise upon the Horse and his Diseases
Book of 100 pages. Valuable 70 every owner
of horses. Postage stamps taken. Sent post
paid by New YorS(Newspaper Union, $50 Worth
Street. New York,
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ACT we'll at the moment, and you have per-
formed a good action to all eternity.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

Among the Romans it was not un-
Usual to adopt children by will.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

Colonel John G. VVhIfner,
or Atlanta Ga, says he owes his life to War
ner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

Who would venture on the journey of life, il
compelled to begin il at the end
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

THINGS don't turn up in this world until
somebody turns them up.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1881-12-07

An, how sad and vain thing is regret, when
too late