The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-11-22
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Every volume in the state library
at Frankfort at present is a Cook
book I Breckenridge News.
The iraseible father says: "As the
twiy is bent the bow is inclined-t"
shut the door.-Lneitchfell Sun
beam. ~
3"WAN1ep--5O0 girls TO strip" is
the wayne are cheated into blushing
by tobacco manufacturers adver'
tisement.-- breckenridge News.
1.-THE people Of this country don't
want to dynasty they had better wash
Grant out of their politics. Brcck
enrilgc News.
When sailor hears Of a marriage,
it is said that his first exclamation ::
Look out for squalls. Hartford
Herald. tfEfF
The chilly mornings impart add
tional comfort to the eye-oprner OF tie
early rising ci,izcn-who goes-lo-mar
ket. II Owensboro Post.
Breckenridge county has colored
candidates for jailer and coroner
Black is an appropriate hue for cor
oner.-[Owensboro Post.
There is nothing that strikes ma"
with such thorough and complete enl-
phass as the smiling glance OF a prct-
ty girl; and in after years nothing
strikes him with more force than a
stick ofwood in the hands OF the same
girl [Consti'utionaliSt,
The President had as well give MP
his office and so home. The Other
day he remarked to Congressman: 81
am determined to please everybody.
Eren newspaper man couldnt do
that Flowing Green Gazette.
Tho lard family is in luck this year
and seems to be sweeping both sides
of the Atlantic. Loriliard is doing
the business Of raking in all the small
change of our British cousins, and
hogs lard at twenty cents a pouni Is
taking care Of that among the home
folks on this side Glasgow Times.
A prominent feature of the recent
assemblagc of the Women SuIiragisis
in Louisville. was very like that which
follows hard upon a Methodist Con-
ference. There was a marked absence
of the spring chicken i'll the Collection
II Glasgow Times.
The true case now tuiAs ont that
Princess Louise was really in love
with Mr.. Duckworth BIT as be
wasn't worth duck, she married Mr..
Lome who has plenty of ducks, and a
big pile of ducats besides Owens
boro Post.
The Woman thinks that F.'ankfori
is very slow in preparing for the APP
preaching General Assembly. We
should think they could make ample
preparations in short time. The
Monarchs. John Thixton, Matlingl,
or any of Owensboro's big dealers
can fill their orders on demand.--
[Owensboro Post.
When a young man becomes hal
owner in y baby human being, he be
comes gradually diynifiel and mag
ines he is millionaire, stiut,in
about the streets with the piide Of
peacock, in his coat Of male, while tn
other partner dosen't make any ont
ward show of pride, but stays in th
house like a good woman until tn
excitement over the fortune die
away State journal.
The Mountain Scsrcher, publiShe
away up in the mountains. and til
paper that uses snake teeth for typ
and sorghum molasses for ink, is agai
on our table after an absence of
couple oil MONTHS Vancebmg Con-
riel The above item was incubate
in the pcnnyroyal stubble away dow
in Lewis county, on the classic banl
OF 'Kinny,' where cheese press and
peck of shoe pegs are considered
good printing Office outfit = MouI
tain Scorcher.
There was noble Kentucky yout'