, 1881-06-27


caEo Sea- -StclSncEs - THO Ingenious
Young Man frnm 1s4lff0shs
...' Tnirdo l3iads
we lat1 MI board. MS 4 inatter Of course.
tic hcttng young Inan fr0ln Chicago. No
steamer ever sailed Tint did mt lave this
young fclnw nboar,l md there Is enough Of
tl,en to lust the Atlantic for a great many .
ycars. lie know everything tliut everybody
thinks they know, but do mt, and Ills delight
was 70 PROFOUND n Q.'cry. aud then when sou
Ind answered It, 10 very coolly and exasper-
utfn9'y remark:
+" l,ct YER bottle Of wine you're wrong."
The nlntter would be sn stnlpae, and ona at
30 common repnte. that Immediately you nc
eeptetl tho wager, only to find that III some
minute particular yt,u Werc wrong, and TINT
the ktl0wlng youth had won.
For tNstAnce: .. ..... .....
States there are III tho Unt9n p
Now, ai,y citizen Of the United States who
votes. antl Is eligible to the PRESIDENCY,
Snst 70 kow 1w 's,,Y Statei fsa shere ar
llnw tna,,y ara there WIN can say, off-lInnde
And 70 pour Thompson answered:
"WlIat q question! " course, Know"
"Ret H., VI, !, bottle ~ dol't?"
"T!leru arc"
And then Thompson, would find himself
figuring the very important problem. us to
Wne.tcr GoI2IaNo n n"a 9e9t ~ at!,isca. ,. na
tt,Gt ~" ta'I % III fhn otnr ,ni,,s o,'.i nnnIi,.
s,at.s v t,c t,mlr @ ~ wti HTcnt cartsmtv VIII Il
wa :ihn t:l,,;oe, ,nnn,e crow,,,np hut occrrpt
~, HG Sn'Gns" @ ,.. LII
tnIerni,iv, fm}t % az wrr,' tia ""cssmn,,ts' nrIl
eynrva,nilv wns boreti. ns nVeryfkuiy il nj, Tia
lust day. The ChfcagD, min lad been silent
fur ~ lt9}ns' wsp suddenly he broke out;
.tlh. IN, iinrc beis," was tho exclamation
| Of the entire party. "fiive 1ls 4 rest, 4"
b. II don't w,nt 10 bet, but can show yon
fsonSth'rS !. syh'1ga curious"
~ say It and ilcaIi u. l can drink a glass
| of water without It's going down my
throat.", ...,
| - Certa1nly." -. ....
| r1,ere was II silence Of considerable more
| tElan minute. Every snnn iD the room had
| been viciInlxeA BY thfs g;ltllarcr Of in.
sonsidsfaI sos ,dsS ttss t snd est StS te VIZ tte1
Uf hin in sotite way II possible. Here
Was the opportunity. How could 4
| i,au get q gfass OF water Into Ills ssunEcll
blol AID 70 the usual bottle or WING wns
wagnred, and tic Chicago nlan procuedcd to
accomplish the supposed impDssible feat. 1t
was very easily. done. All lle liIt! WIS tn
stand upon his head TN tlIa sent TINT runs
around tl,s room and swallows = Klass q
water. 1t went TO his st0mIacI, but 1t did
not go dow, lis throat 1t went IN 1iis
throat. And 81 his last triumph was greater
lie room a,la been cager Ia atrept Ills wager.
| From that time out lln.t he Uttered to wager
TINT tle would swallow Ills own heat i'e
skA-slcksEss
Is probably tl,e ,n0st distressing OF all the
iirst to Inst il tastc Of iuath. The resultant
solnlt IL Of a nature totally different frntt
my variety Of ynlnlt known. Thu victim
tlnes not y0.,,t.,-llU throws III. Tl.erc Is i;
sea-slcki,css threw Up Ills bouts, bit i It Is nat
crcdltable. It Is entirely safe to say, how
over, That ono thrnws ilp Everything bit orig
in,lt stt, uld l,e gives tliat n harl trial.
tltat lie could bo sick, suld he was rather In
Iignutlt thnt his wifc sIl0uid be, She, moor
tlf,.g, w;ls III tho ngonies Of tleatll, alld lie
i,lslsie, m lie held ier hcusl, that she ought
n weakness purely feminine. mil liz went on
| wondering why n wu,na,t cojt;I unt-- =
He quit talking yyry quickly. Tie strong
inasl wllo wts not Il wpiIiail turned pale, the
regular paIei,css that denotes lie cunlluE IT
The malndy, fINl, dropping tho lead tilat ho
iiai bceli Holding nd natronfztngly Will m
moro colnpunction tllatl rs though II in,l
his !et og ',i r{sle 's irt f. ", ss w., ol tns
rid suffering wifr. stck rs slla was could
not resIst tl,s tctNptatjoj, to wroak irlIiu uf
F,1sf,,t&,,. xnn,nnn ,,ra =, mn, Ifn, f1n,tr ~
t, .s'@t.ic LILY % H. s nua I'LL: ttt OSs'at sat
Saltt sue oelWceH lug !leaSes tilat were relil.
tisE her lH' seSernl lHAlilS, "Sch*Slckflcss IS
only II feminine weakness. O-lSll-MEtl-
how wish were strong mani"
ruE yo,tSt, u.v rnn,t n4,,xt,s,,.
l. ~" ."oN" AaN rltoA ostllAoan'
Among the pasSengers was 4 young man
from Oshkosh. Wis. named Trtibetts: lie
wns M excellent young ,t,,M 1T Ills kind. atld
lii. very Stt,ll tlcDtiircH the rglittntton WIDIc1l
I liz. ,lt,;t.rvr1 of iMlrr tha hrst m,knr f,tnvrr
~ tf,n t,i, tic .y"s ,,nnoev mi ro,,.n IN
~ NV +, az ,r.t,. MI ~
NRhii!hctt ~ ai!o HtnlMl1t. Hnu ~ s!uM!e'!
Ielucinlsly WHY! la1 !iEntS WGtn tulneti
down ~ ~ Ut might. 1le WINS tltiAtieltt with
slow uluygrs, beGnllse, rs l1u kAld, NIL the tlnt
they wasted was Su E,llc, loss 10 him, liz
cpVld drink moro Scotch whisky Than any
bn,. an lt,B sllD. n,,tf lla wnH the pet rf tilf
",,r.s rr".,S III. iii hand Wos ntt<nys in iii
pncht:a. !io tMa!,GM u'T teas - IiJ lnsS.EM .a
eera W illS FcckIess lloeFN'lty: 4t1s lhtliel
WnS run WISCONSIN IAtiliGr llttu HIS was III
| first experience In travel.
What tina be could SkAre from poker nlll
his meals W,,s tieyntctl ia writing latter Il
Ills mother. for WHOM lie sctipegracV die
see !" ys gfet Iea 2, feslHs fs n
vety H.. a!''nt ~ !oaC aIa aut.e
was ntlisIleil t!lo uAy DeI1rN w '!!aec t9uGens
town. 81 t1iat l1o cnnlil lalntl II IRON tllefe
llU read 1t to lllt, Tho sentences In plreA