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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23
TIE MoRNINe.


1t is morning, and morning sweet and
fresh and delightful. Everybody knows the
morning 10 It's metaphorical sense, applied to
50 many occasions. The health, strength and
beauty Of early years lead US to call that
period the morning Of life" OF d lovely
young woman we say, she is Upright as the
morning; {" and no one doubts why Lucifer
is called "son of the morning.
But the morning itself, few people, inhabi-
tants of cities, know anything about. Among
all our good people, not one In thousand
sees the sun rise once In year. They know
nothing of the morning their idea of it is,
that 1t is that part Of the day which comes
along after cup of coffee and beefsteak, or
piece Of toast.
With them morning Is not new issuing of
light; new bursting forth OF the sun
new waking up of all that has life from sort
of temporary death, to behold again the
works of God, the heavens and the earth /; it
is only part of the domestic day, belonging
to reading the newspapers, answering notes.
sending the children to school. and giving or
ders for dinner. Tho first streak of light, the
earliest purpling of the east, which the lark
springs up to greet, and the deeper and deep
er coloring into orange and red, till at length
the GLORIOUS sun is seen, regent of the day ;"
this they never enjoy, for they never see it.
Beautiful descriptions of the morning
abound in all languages but they are the
strongest, perhaps, in the East, where the
sun is often an object of worship King Da-
yid speaks of taking to himself the swings of
the morning. This is highly poetical and
beautiful. The wings of the morning are the
beams of the rising sun. Rays of light are
wings. 1t is thus said that the Sun of Right
eousness shall arise with healing in his
wings IA rising Sun that shall scatter life,
health aud joy through the Universe.
Milton has fine descriptions of morning, but
not so many as Shakespeare, from whose
writings pages of the most beautiful Imagery,
all founded ON the glory Of morning, might
be filed
never thought that Adam had much the
advantage of us from having seen the world
while it was new. The manifestations of the
power of God, like His mercies. are "new
every morning" and fresh every moment.
We see as fine risings of the sun as ever
Adam saw and its risngs are as much a
miracle now as they were in his day, and l
think good deal more, because it is now a
part of the miracle, that for thousands and
thousands Of years he has come to his APP
pointed time, without the variation of a
millionth part of second. Adam could not
tell how this might be. I know the morning
/ aCQ
/ love it, fresh and sweet as It is--a daily new
creation, breaking forth and calling all that
have life and breath and being to new adora-
ton, new enjoyments and new gratitude
Daniel Webster.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23
WIT AND WISDOM.

When New York young man pops the
question be now says, Lets consolidate. -
Boston Transcript.
The man who goes into business with the
devil soon finds that his partner is soul pro-
prietor.-N o. Picayune.
Glass eyes for horses are now made with
such perfection that the animals themselves
cannot see through the deception.
Rood eht tubs. Rome Sentinel. Eman sih
stahw OF og no. Whitehall Times. Nam
ythguan, ythguan uoy Rome Sentinel.
Inquirer--A jury is body organized for
the purpose of deciding which side in
lawsuit has the smartest lawyer. Post.
DR.. McCosh, at meeting of the Princeton
Alumni, Enthusiastically remarked 81
see many faces here tonight that are missing"
Beautiful and truthful mot by the most
candid of philosophers :" wish had 50,-
900 francs year, "Do you? What
would you do then ," Nothing
1t is thought that the alternate fat and lean
streaks 10 0hio's national bird first suggested
Tie Icu anu Wultc ch pos ~ "uA Piouu opsiens
Boston Transcript.
Ohio men never commit suicide Boston
Post. Hardly ever, you mean. Mr.. Hayes
expects to make way with himself next
March. - Philadelphia Bulletin.
There is just as much vindictiveness wrap
ped up in the s'oh. shucks !" of a woman as
there is in the we'll developed and complicated
anathema of Texas cowboy.
We are sorry, but we are obliged to classify
painting very pretty girls cheek as fraud
ulent coating of sugar and call for polari-
scope test New Haven Register.
man in Pennsylvania town has twen-
ty-nine children. Strangers passing the
house on washing days are at loss to de-
termine whether it is school or a laundry.
A lady Of certain age says thu reason an
old maid is generally SO devoted to her cat is,
that, not having husband, she naturally
takes to the rext most treaoherous animal.
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HalPs Journal Of Health thinks it is doubt.
full If consumption numbers as many victims
as are stricken down by the various diseases
that result from habitual constipation. True
consumption Is an inherited disease. 1t NAV
remain always dormant, but when aroused to
action, decay commences at point ercum-
scribed aud gradually extends unless arrested
until SO much Of the lungs .heeomes. it,xplyed
patton result from inattention to the calls of
nature and usually commence with children
whose habits are not closely looked to by their
parents.
The processes of nature are always active
while life lasts. When effete matter is retain
ed moment beyond tho time it's expulsion Is
demanded, the system commences to get rid
of It, When the natural egress is checked,
the absorbents carry the more fluid portions
of the poisonous mass into the circulation,
and it becomes diffused throughout the body.
The more solid or clay like portions is forced
into the lower rectum, where it becomes firm
~ impacted, thus cutting off the circulation
in small blood vessels, causing painful en-
gorgements known as piles and hemorrhoids.
continuance of these troubles often results
In fissure, fistula, or cancer The trouble is
seldom confined here. AS result of the
blood poisoning we almost invariably find
more or less dyspepsia, with decided derange-
mcnt of the functions of the heart, liver, and
kidneys, accompanied by headache aud
nervous debility, often verging on paralysis.
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NO. 40.
WEALTH AND MEAEgEss


tell you that, In nine cases ont ~ tan
great acquired wealth lifts up In monu,nepta,
testimony she meanness Of It's possessor.s
knew two neighbors, old Califogniaps. who
haa apont equal fortunes. Both cid setflers
both rich and both respected. Intl,at e.srf.,i
year, 1882 when tho dying and tlestitn.e ami.
grants literally crawled on hands and knees
over the Sierra trying IL reach the sett,emeu,..
one OF these men drove all his cattle On IL ~.
mountains butchered them, and fed the
starving He had his Mexicans pack an tic
mules with -four which at that time cost al
most it's weight in gold, and push on niobt
ana day over the mountains To meet sha
strangers there and feed them, so that thew
might have strength to reach his house. whers
they could have shelter and resi-. The othe.
'uan' coia ana cautious, saw his opportunity
anu ep1eraced IL, He sat at homo and sold
all his wheat and mules and meat, and with
the vast opportunities for turning money 10
account nithat new country, soon became all
most prince in fortune. But his generous
neighbor died beggar in Idaho, where he
mad gone to try to make another fortune. He
literally had not money enough to buv n
shroud and as he died among strangers. by
the roadside, he was buried without even SO
much as pine board coffin. saw his grave
there last year. Some one had set up a rough
granite stone at the head. And that was all.
NO name--not even letter or a date. Moth
ing. But that boulder was fashioned by the
hand of Almighty God, and in the little seams
and dots and messy scars that cover it he can
read the rubric that chronicles the secret yir-
tues of this lone dead man on the snowy
mountains of Idaho. The children of the
I" Prince " are in Paris. Upheld by his CO.
lossal wealth, their lives seem to embrace the
universal world. He is my friend. He buys
all my books and reads every line l write.-
When he comes to this sketch he will under
stand it, Aud he ought to understand. too
that all the respect. admiration and love
which the new land once gave these two men
gathers around and ia buried beneath that
moss grown granite stone and that | know.
even with all bis show of splendor, that his
heart is as cold and as empty as that dead
mans hand. Joaquin Miller, in Casifornian.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23

A correspondent of the Scisnt.Sc American
says. Let any one who has an attack of
lockjaw take small quantity of turpentine,
warm it and pour it on the wound, no matter
where the wound is, and relief will follow in
less than minute. Nothing better can be
applied to severe cut or bruise than cold
turpentine It will give certain relief almost
instantly. Turpentine is also sovereign
remedy for Group Saturate piece of flannel
with it and place the flannel on the throat
and chest. and in every case three or four
drops on lump Of sugar may be taken in
wardly."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23

How TO EAT AN ORANGE.--A fork is
pierced partly through the center of an
orange, entering it from the stem side. The
fork serves for handle, which is held in the
left hand, while with a sharp knife the peel
and thin skin are cut off In thin strips from
the top of the orange to the fork bandle.--
Now, holding 1t in the right hand, the orange
can be eaten, leaving all the tibrous pulp on
the fork. Any gourmet knows that the only
way to eat an orange is to suck 1t. BY this
method the same satisfactory result is obtain
ed in more reputable manner. A tart orange
eaten 10 this fashion is alleged to be an APP
petizer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23
A EITIEID All other linirnsnts have failed,
al l6Ae TRY DIR. WARES
ELECTRIC RELIEF!

BY taking internally it will cure cholera, cholera
morbus, diarrhoa, dysentery, cramp collie. asthma.
phthisic, Influenza, spasms, sick headache morning
sickness heartburn, sour stomach. pain In the back
and sunstruke Applied externally Il will relieve you
OF rheumatism neuralgia, throat lumbago, ear
ache toohache, inhamed breasts, mumps govt peurisy
Wounds contracted tendons eueorrhGa swollen joints
stinss and bites of insects Sold by druggists and store.
keepers generally. Wholesale depot n. W. corner 3D.
and CaIlowhill Sts., Philadelphia, Pa.
juno 23.-1y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23

The whole system of licensing the sale of
intoxicants is wrong. II the business is law
full aud right, it is unjust to extort license
fee-it needs no licensing. 1t has the same
right to freedom that is given TO selling dry
goods, groceries, or farm produce. If the
business is wrong, no legal enactment on
earth licensing it can make it right, and it
should be as vigorously dealt with to rid a
community of its presence as the smallpox
and other contagious and epidemic diseases
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23
THINGS no BE REMEMBERED.

That a little ginger put into sausage meat
improves the flavor.
That in icing cakes the knife should be fire.
quently dipped in cold water.
That salt fish are quickest and best fresh
ened by soaking in sour milk.
That clear boiling water viii remove ink
and other stains from white cloth.
That fish may be scaled much easier by dip
ping in boiling water about minute.
That cool rain water and soda will remove
machine grease from washable fabrics.
That parsley eaten with vinegar will remove
the unpleasant effects of eating onions.
That small piece of charcoal in the pot
with boiling cabbage removes the smell.
That tcaspoonfulof turpentine boiled with
your white clothes will aid the whitening.
That if your coal fire is low tablespoonful
of salt thrown on it will help it very much.
That oil.cloth should be cleaned with milk
aud water; brush and soap will ruin them.
That teaspoonful of stewed tomatoes in
the gravy Of either fried or roasted meat is an
Improvement,
That fresh meat, after beginning to sour,
will sweetep If nlaced mt If doors in tho roo,
air over night.
That milk which is turned or changed may
be sweetened and rendered fit for use again
bv stirrino in a litt,e soda
which bava boa,, h..ao,oa H., .4
"nien naVe oeen naraeneu oy water, auu rem
der them as pliable as new.
That cakes, buildings, etc., are improved by
making the curran.s, sugar and flour hot be-
fore using them.
That lamp shades of ground glass should
be cleaned with soap or pearlash these will
not injure or dscolor them.
That cold boiled potatoes will clean the
hands and keep the skin soft and healthy.
Those not overlooked are the best.
That gold lace NAV be cleaned by rubbing
it with soft brush, dipped in roche alum,
burnt aud sifted to a very fine powder.
That earthy mold sbould never be- washed
from potatoes, carrots or other roots, until
Immediately before they are to be cooked.
THAT white satin shoas NAV no c,eanaa bv
rubhino them with b,ua and STONE t,annai
and afterwards cleaning them with bread.
That charcoal nowder is oood for nol;sh;no
knives withont DESTROYING tho hladas 7. Is
also A good tooth powder when finely nn,ver-
lied.
That, watar in which notatoes have beer
sc'apea' ene .l-sisr - ..iA
anu aiserwarus seta'neo' is goou ior spo"si"e
art out OIL SILK
That straw mating may be cleaned with
large coarse cloth, dipped in salt water, ano
.nen w'pea ofy' Inc sais prevents 'ne s'fa"
from turning ye''ow'
That tea leaves used for keeping down the
dust when sweeping carpets are apt to stain
light colors salt is the best in WINTER and
newmown hay in summer.
That buttermilk is excellent for cleaning
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23

Consistency is jewel; and the advocate of
temperance in the matter of Intoxicating
drinks need not expect his arguments to have
any great degree of force while his breath is
polluted and his lips stained with tobacco,
and his system so affected by the use of the
vile weed that his nerves are constantly
trembling and neutrality-suspicious. that no
is not temperate himself.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23

/ forget the millionaire of whom it was said
that, after he had spent many days in drawing
up his will, he signed 1t with the exclama-
ton, ''Thank God, there's ten years litiga-
ton here for my successors. - London Truth
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23

Greece seems determined to fight Turkey at
any cost. She went to war with Turkey five
years ago, and had one man killed and two
died Of sickness; but experiences has not
taught her anything. Detroit Ffst Prsss.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23
inocras SELL AscnEssAcn q MrILEn's
FAMILY CHOCOLATE,

au article superior in quality and lower In price than
any other In the market prominent and experienced
New York physician gives bis opinion that choco
late preferable coffee because IL adds strength
the body life to the exhausted brain, quiets the
system harmonizes the workings of the digest
i've organs anu gives purity TO the blood.
For superfne confection ask your confectioner for
our Sweet Spiced Vanilla Chocolate. Aschenbach
Miller. Sd and callowhiil Sts. Phila Pa. Sept %.
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Or. JONES' TARAXAcUM TONIC

OR Dyspepsia Medicine, Vegetable Compound whose
virtues have stood test of forty years is nallible
In the cure of Dyspepsia General Debility Chronic
Weakness of Lungs, Spleen, Kidneys, Short Breath,
Heartburn, ST. yitus Dance, Pain in the stomach Back
and Chest. Particularly adapted to all Female Disea
SEES matter what the age of the patient may be-.
Price rs cents. Sold by druggists.
ASA JONES, Propr, sisN Sd St., Phila- Pa.
June 2s-1v.
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sure for all ordinary diseases of Horses Cattle
Sheep and Swine. It cures and prevents CHICKEN
CHOLERA Your is certain TO yield go PER CENT.
MORE AND BETTER MILK AND BUTTER. Stock FatteHs
on One Fourth less Feed!
Being in possession of large number of excellent
testimonials, suhoin few
! have been using your Cattle Powder for horses,
cows, chickens and pigs, and find 1t FIKsT-cLAss
tbing.-George Bond, Germantown Pa.
Please send me half gross of Cattle Powder have
used two packs my and chickens. The COW
gave nearly twice the quantity of milk that she did be-
fore and gave twice the amount of butter My chick
ems were dying but cured Immediately after had
used the powder. Yours truly, Jonas Pasour, Dallas,
NC.
have used and compared your Cattle Powder with
all Others and say 1t is the best for horses cattle
sheep, hogs &c. have tried 1t on poultry for many
complaints. With In every case.--Jonathan
Weaver, Berryburg, Pa.
Last summer you sent me package Of your powder
which gave to my poultry, and have not had one
sdroopy turkey chicken since.-Mrs' VIM. Knapp,
Orange N. Y.
Send me pack or two of your Cattle Powder The
pack got from you last winter cured the chicken
cholera gave some of it to neighbor and Il cured
his chickens--John Williams, Spruce Vale, Ohio.
Address for pamphlet full Of useful Information
for the farmer. horseman or dairynan
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f. A. MILLER,
ssi Arch St. PHILA, Pa.

Is the Best Hair Restorative and Hair Dressing known
1t preserves soens aud beauties the hair and gives
II rich lustre
II is richly periumed and renders the of pomades
hair oils, DC. Unnecessary.
1t is excellent for irritating or infamed scalp
IL turns rancid.
IL is made from the of the Valley Of Cashmere,
AID being entirely free from Lead Sulphur. and other
poisonous and irritating substances highly priced
by thousands who have used It,
1t has worldwide reputation because 1t does Its
work efectually.
give the public opportunity oftborougy testing
its xccent qualities, have put into the market a
large bottle for so cents Your Druggist sells II.
Manufactured at N W. cor. Sd and Callowhill Sts.,
Pbila., Pa.
Dec. is, 1880.
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"That's just ore fullp p as the miner re-
marked when be discovered a fine bed Of
gold bearing quartz.---Boston Journal of
Commerce.. sd,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23

Miss Anthony says: !" Woman wants not
bread, but the ballot" Mistake, Susan, all
around. Woman wants cream meraDgues
and seal skin sacques in winter--in summer,
ice cream and seaside season.--N. r.
Gr0phtc.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23

In seizing 4,00i illicit distlleries and ar.
resting 1900 persons engaged in this law.
breaking business during the last four and n
third years, the Internal Revenue Department
report 26 officers and employees killed, and 81
wounded And yet liquor. makers and dealers
claim that their business is as honorable as
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-02-23
The Only True pIaiarial Antidote

Il me- OnEy true MahafAah AmG100tee
Dr. HoLMAN's PAD is guess work remedy-no fee
Bile Initiative cxperment-no purloined hodge-podge OF
other Inventors ideas 1t Is the ORIGINAL AND
ONLY GENUINE CURATIVE PAD. the only remedy
that has an honestly-acqured right to use the title
word PAD" in connection with treatment for
chronic diseases ofthe S1o,aaeh Liver and ssplecn
By a recently perfected improvement effected by the
addition OF vegetable ingredients of newly discovered
remedial value aud absorpive adapiabiHty, DR. HoL.
has greatly increased the scope of Pads se-
fness and apprecably augmented its active curative
power.
This great improvement gives HoLMAS's PAD wv tn
its Adiuvants complete and unfailing over the
most persistent and unyieldng forms of CHRONIC
DISEASE of the STOMACH and LIVER as well as
MALARIAL BLOOD-P0LSONLvG.
HoLMAS's PADS have cured-and are daily curing
diseases of many kinds that the list is well-ngh
terminable. 1t includes MALARIA POISON of every
type from Aching Bones and Lop Fsrcrs to Caas and
Dumb 4gue; STOMACH DISEASES, such as Dyspepsia
Indigestion Sour Stomach, Chronic Diarrea Fiat,ency,
Heartburn, &c, &C.. LIVER DISORDERS like Bilious
ness BousCoc Dangerous Ferers Sick Headache Pains
In the Side Bilious spers Torpid Liver &C.. &C. Well
does this mighty remedy justify the eminent Professor
Loomis' high encomium IT IS NEARER UNIVERSAL
PASAcEA THAN ANYTHING IN MEDIcINEi"
TIE of HoLMAS's PADS has inspired imitators
v. Q offer Pads similar in FORM and DOOR to the
GENUINE HOLMAN PAD. BEWARE OF THESE
B0GLS AND IMITA 7I0N PADS, GOTTEN UP ONLY
TO SELL ON THE REPUTA TON OF THE GENUINE
HOLMAN PAD.
EACH GENUINE HOLMAN PAD bears the PRE-
Va TIE REVENLE STAMP of the HOLMAN Pa COM
PASY, with the above Trade Mark, printed in green.
FOR SALE BY ALL FIRST Glass DRUGGLsTS
Or sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt OF s2.oo.
HOLMAN PAD CO.,
90 William Street, New York.
p. o. Box 2f12
Oct. IS, 1S80-3n
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The Irishman had correct appreciation Of
the fitness of things who, being asked by the
judge when he applied for license TO sell
whiskey, If he was Of good moral character,
replied, "Your Honor, l don't see the neces-
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TEMPERANOE NOTES.
When Christian men vote in solid phalanx
against the liquor crime, down 1t goes.

The Old Colony Railroad of Massachusetts,
has voted to employ no ono who uses intoxi-
eating drinks.
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ROSE OF CASHMERE HAIR TONIC

June %. lsso.-iy.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-22

ssehusetts one to tWeHty-one. AsPesksI
in one Of the soeietys meenngs
said: "A curious fact Is thst in Ohio ths
number Of divorces Is in proportion N
the New England element in the Popu
lstion. Wherever New England inhu
enee is felt there has been an increase
The western reserve in Ohio, consist
ing Of the twelve northeastern counties.
is said to contain . New England stock
.purer than can be found anywhere elsa.
except q few counties in Maine. and
here the proportion Of divorces TO mar
riages Is n 10 eighteen. while In the
rest OF the State it is n TO nineteen.
In Ashtabula county it is one 70 eight.
and in Lake county the proportion OF
divorce suits to marriages is one TO SIX
and f~our-tenths. In some Of the south
ern counties, where . different popula-
ton prevails it is about one to hfty'"
DIR. W. H. Baird, one of the leading
citizens of Saline county, Arkansas. was
digging a well on his place, and had
sunk it to the depth Of about fifty feet
when o negro, who was working down
in the well, became frightened at the
falling clods caying away from the
sides, and was hauled up and refused
TO 90 down again. The doctor laughed
at him for his fears. and. to show him
that there was no danger. went down
himself, but had scarcely more than
reached the bottom when the well caycd
in on him. burying him alive. The
neighborhood was at once aroused. and
every effort exerted to get him out. but
the ground was 90 rotten that 1t eaved
in as fast as it could be dug out No
progress was made toward disinterring
him until lumber had been hauled from
. saw-mil i've miles away. and . curb
ing made, which was lowered As tbs
earth was ~excavated. His body was
found eight hours after the accident
stone dead and perfectly upright. Just
in the position in which he was standing
when the earth cayed in and surround,
cd him.