The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-05-17
DOMESTIC BLISS.
The Happiness Of House Cleaning
and Shaking Carpets Now 90
Prevalent IN Sedslia.

pleasant spring dsy. ~ pesce sith ts.
world, and 6nd the baby With clean lace,
and get your favosite pudding Tor dinner
Then your vile tells you how much young
er you are looking. and says she really
hopes che can turn that walking dress she
vosr lest fall aud save the expense Of .
nee suit, aud then che asks you il you cent
just help her about taking up tine esrpss.
II you are . foot, snd you ern~ssily are ny
that time. yOn tell her III Course you eau,
Just - veil % not. Then she sets
4 sAUcER yoK THE rAcKs,
aod sesnds and holds IT,, and then you ret
the CLAW aud get dows On your knees snd
begin to help her. You feel quite eronom,-
cal about The 6rst three tscks. and take
then out carefully and put them in .
saucer. Your vile !. good about holding
the saucer. and b<xuiiss Won with IN inter
estins story about hov .our n~ixhbors' lit
tie buy u not expscisd 10 live Till morning
Thea yon coms to the tack with crooked
head, and you get the clsv under il and the
heed comes %, and The carpet cones ID,
and - il won't do TO lssvo the tack IN the
floor, bscau-s il will tear the csrpet ~hen il
- put down sgsio, you akin you knsct lee
and get
SILVER UNDER YOUR rHUnB NAIL,
and tell your vile To shut up sbous shsi
everlasting hoy. and make up your mind
that IL does not make any difference about
that tack, end 20 you b-.in an the coFnsr
where the carpet 10 doubled two or three
times, and has been nailed down With .
shirxls nail.
You don't care . Continental about saw
ing the oaiI, because you find that IL 10
not eooi time for the practice Of econ.
omy, but you do feel . little hurt when
both points break OF from the claws and
The ssii does nos bulge . peg. Then your
aasss.s itself. aud you sai.s in
your might aud throw the csrpsi-clav si
the dog. and get hold Of the carpet With
both hsode, and the air 10
FULL OF Drsr AND FLYING TACks,
add there il . fringe Of carpet yarn all
aloa9 the 0op-bcssd, sad the baby cries
and the CT goes any shess, anywhere out
d The world. and your vile says you ought
10 Be sahsmsd Of ycurrsif To talk so-hui
lhst carpet co0ss up. Then you liis one
ride Of the stove. and your vile tsies to
get he carpet fsoo usdss u. bot cant, b.
csuss you are standing upon IT. 30 you
ny . nsw bold. and just ate, your baek
brssks the esrpes 10 clear. You sse not
through yet. Your viie don't tell you
any more litsle slosies. bot gets your old
coat and hang il % you. aud opens the
back do"s end shOvss you ont, and iLsi.
msies that the carpet ossds whipping.
When VOC hang the tosusnting lhinsa
scrues the clothes line
THE WRONG WAY,
and get il righsed, and have II aid o6 into
The mud. aud hang it up again, and halt .
pint Of duss and three brnken Z cks
mapped out III the northwest corner into
yosr mouth By the w,nd, y0u make OH
which you neglected to mention
while in the house. Then you hunt up
ssick and 90 Tor the carpet. The 6r.s blow
hides the sun and ell the fair face Of ua-
lurs behind cloud Of dust, and rigat into
ihs eeafer Of that cloud, With the Wind fsir
10 your fsce, no matter how you stand. you
WELD that cndgel until both hsnds are
hlis'ersd, and the mills Of humsn kindness
curdlss yUus boson. You can Whip the
carpet longer or shorter period, scoosd-
ing to the size Of your m.d; il don't make
dusty snd fussy end disaxreeable after you
have whipped il tsn hours % il vas vhen
you cOmussesd. Then you bundle il Up,
sish one corner dragging. and have more
lroSble sith the stoves, and fail 10 end any
gay Of
USING THE CARPET srREICaRR
chile you stand on the carpet, and fail tn
Ind any pl,ce to stand Of from the car.
PET. and then you get on your knees sgsin.
chile Jour Vifs holds the saucer. snd With
blind con6ds"cs hasds you bsoksa tarks
sisA NO pois0. tscks ~iih no hssds, tscks
With no feathers. taeks With the largest
.sds as The poisn. Finally the carpet 10
low end he baby comes back. and the
log eooss beck, aud your wife s~iles
svsesly. aud says she 10 glad that job i Cd
bss Md. A. il vas too late 10 do any
hing else. you sis and smoke, vith he TO-
~ eon63eees that you ere the assassst
.aa in Aoesies. The next day you hear
poor Vife tell friend shss The il - tired
he took up and pat down thst great heavy
easpss yesterday.