The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-05-11
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The Albany Journal has prepared
machine catechism," which embraces al
the articles Of faith OF the kicksrs SgAinst
the administration. The salient declare
tons are appended:
Q What Is the dominant duty Of New
York Republican,
A. To deity Couklirg and WhOop him
up forever.
Q Are there more New York Rspub.
lican leaders than one?
A, There is but one. His name ID
CoAkltng; all Others are counterfeit
Q. Who made the Republican party oil
New York?
A. COnkliug. He was its sole maker
even "a he Is Its sole preserver and pro-
pristor.
q Ia there anything to the Republican
party 81 New York apart from bim9
A. There is not. He always puts 1t in
bis bIeeGhes' pocket when he starts for
Warrington, and there 1t il inGarcerAted
until be returns to Utica.
R, What was the idea OF the iIamers Of
the Constitution in providing President
OF the United States?
A. Their idea, 80 far a. New York 10
concerned, amply was to IurniSh an old
cial 10 beatow patronage upon ConklInR
Q What is the whole duty Of states
man?
A, To harvest asmuch patronage as pos
sibs.
q. Why ia this thus?
A. Because on patronage he lives, moves
and has his being.
Q What do you understand by the ap.
pointing power OF the President?
A. The power to appoint men whom the
Senate BoycotVs him into appointing.
Y What do you understand by the
phrase, by aud with the advice and con-
sent OF the Senator
A, advice" and consent" are used a.
synonymous with demand and diclation.
q What is santby the courtesy OF
the Senator"
A. "Ths courtesy Of the Senate" 10 =
synonym Tor disCourtesy 70 the PTesi-
dent.
Q. Do you consider a President who
was elected by the Republican voters Of
oil the StAtes entitled to any respect from
the Republicans Of New York;
80 WV uGASSS SShAhHk approves VI
him,
O. What is the relation which an Office
holder bears to the party that elected him
that Of servant or that OF master?
A. Ityou mean Conkllng, that Of sultan.
z. Il ConklinR willing TO be ConCiliAted2
A, He is, All that he asks Of the PTesi-
dent Ia that he may have his way In all
things that pertain 10 New York.
Q. Could anything be iAlIer'than lhatP
A. Nothing could be fairsr than that.
Q. What Is New York stalwAtP
a. A stalwart Is Republican who
makes fidelity 10 Conkling rather than
fidelity to party principles the end Of
political action.
9, Had the Republican Legislature OF
New York the right to endorse the uomi
nation OF Judge Robertson without first
finding out from ConklinR whether he
would endorse such aC.ion2
A. Certainly not. Its action In this re.
spect was piece Of outrageous imppdsnce
and presumption.
Q. What is Blains2
A. Blaine ia the loathsome Luciter OF
American politics; cross.eyed pelican Of
peTdition; Q pestiierous pirate; an nm.
freebooter; Q human bliz.
zardi an incarnate pest house; rectangu.
lar paralIelopipedon.
II Q. Why do you thus characterize
Blaine?
a; Because CoukIiug does not approve
OF Blaine.
Q What Is New York anl.machlne
Republican?
A. It Is Republican who, taking issue
with the stalwArts, Is opposed to changing
New York 70 Conklingville, and who does
not refer to Conkling when he speaks Of
the Supreme Being.