Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1881-07-28
PLEAEANTRKEa.- :

i "szes erdex"-Whoal =,
"Sobn h"rs"--Pes-iackets.
: LONG on tslksr-2sSosghum.
Wu'p oats aSesshe only crop that
grows by gsaEght
IzS watch repsirey ia always engaged
a'aHsiRR T Reael cleaning.
doliAss and half, IS IL happens %
nsnary.
pSopLs who hsrhor evil thoughts.
should appty to Congress for harbor iDa-
pzovetaents. s:..
TEE man who thinks the boy who
lives nezs door to him is good boy hss
not been found.
"Iis7 it be recorded" ".ssid buyer
when he suspected thas' his wood-dealer
vas bringing short measurement.
E1aRTazN HUNDRED AND E1eATY-oNH
doea not resemble pair OF Lovers On
sofs, because there is one at each end
Tzzss vas young fellow of 0vsa
sent va.sn..ne 20 bis beio-ved.; s.
But hsr fa.hsf CaIne out
With c,ut Dad shout,
aa5 over tie f.nes he eho-<sd
IY is asserted that Venpor ut one time
vss plumber. Well, he's not the only
plumber tibet mskee good weather
profit.
TEE old Lady who nended heT hus-
hands tsonsere With potato patch is
now smoothing her hair With the comb
NJ rooster. -
IL may be:weli to state for the infor-
mstieu os amateur! ARTISTS that plaster
os..s of poyas, percentages ere not made
# court plaster.
IpA LEWIS has saved twa brass-band
performers from drowning. She mover
dis@T;mina,es sgairst = mans calling
when be is in distress.
iEshE ges o cI'..lS T.S- frSIr1 HAVANA
Tbo a:e treuty- .h,ss fees % bsnaas.
Hbes atssd how b. fsl:,
90 pa'fas HE t.lt;
.'J~or:d rsl 7r:,." b sait, 'tus SoV eaH 81"
Nss. 5pNaer;s vas boasting OF her
new bnHse. The windows she ssid.
were si, stained. "That's too bad But
wea't turpentine VI benzine wash it oif 8"
aeked tas good Mrs. Oldm'dy..
PARENTS vh1 contemplate making
ra;;road men of their boys cannot re
TO careful hc,~ sasy bring them ap.
We learn that the cause Of zoany OF our
rs;lroad disasters is degectiva training.
IA GENTLEMAN wa~ eo.apEmentiag
pretty young lady iu the presence Of his
wife. "It's lucky did not meet Miss
Hopkins before rnsVTied you, ncy desr.
"Weai. yse. it IS extremely-sos her"
ves The dry reioindsr.j
A yousa lady ~ss caressing pretty
span;ei end murmucing, 81 do lore
niee dog" "Ah!" said dandy stand
ias cess, ST would l were !. cog
=: :. Meyer mind" yetort: .aeyeans isay.
shmrly. "yoa'll grow.
LAST xord Of ssane with sa in-
Fortunate creditor "No, sir, after the
way vow hsvs aunusd me, I solemnly
VOW shat I viii Fever pay you penny,
end, When an honest man pledges you
his ~osd about anything, thas is the end
81 il"
"AlE yoa sngagedf" asked Col. Mark
Anthony Of a Galveston hack-driver.
Engaged! Why, man alive. I have
five children down With the measles and
txo more to take ii. lam engaged In
sitting UP with them all night long
Golsesson Ne,os.
A nAspr Of 26, having been termed al
"old bachelor" appealed to an elderly
nnn ~ decide whether he should be
cslad old or not, giving his age as %.
Said the elder gentleman "It Il ow-
ing 70 how you take it, Now. for maa
isis y"nug enough; but for q goose 1t
p rather old"
A ccvNTRYMsS took Ais wstcA to a
matchmaker to Eave it repaired After
;ew minutes work on 4, the watch
u sker handed it back with the remark
tllst .he damages were S5. '<What Was
ths naftar with ito" asked the stranger.
"Tbsrs WA hair il t." WAS that
al; You ought 10 have found hair
mattress in is for $5. >