The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-12-27

-" Treat women like tender flover."-
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\ widower who had buried two wives.
aud read the above. at once responded. $50
lie; have planted mime
-liow time brings changes In the
good old Testament day., it was cousid-
cred miracle tor an 49, to speak, and now
nothing short OF i miracle will keep one
quiet.
-" WHAT wOald YOU do ii mamma
-houid die she pathetically asked her
little three-y ear-Old daughter.
Il don't know" replied the child, with
iOwucsst ewes AMI melancholy voice:
Impose | should have to thpank myself"
BE not astoni-hed ut anything. This
= a freak country.
, Bridgeport ha- ,ailleS, dog.-Ex-
change
That dog va evidently born without
any reference 70 the ,in-ware Oi the future.
As the Christmas-,ree il bent so is the
Youthful heart made glad
Women are superior 10 men.-Ex-
change.
True, Tor whoever heard OF a man that
was able TO abuse another with u dozen
pins IN MS mouth
The heart suggests the art OF kissing.
-Epi,aph for Bob Ingersoll-Robert
Burns
She was pretty and piquant. and he
would have proposed had she not at din
ner referred to dish of pork and cabbage
a. being " too perfectly lovely"
-" Give Inc liberty" shouted one OF the
thirsty candidates for aldermas the other
day, "or give me 4 drink"
An old lady being told that certain
lawyer was " lying at the point OF death,
exclaimed, My gracious. won't even
death stop that mans lying?'I
=" Women have cheek enough 20 wear
mems hats on their heads for the sake vi
! acknowledging.
May be so-may be 30, but not one OF
EN- have cheek enough to remove their
hat in public and dust off the bald spot.
Josie Mansfield is in New York lead
ing quiet life In her own name..Ex.
Virtue (?) will have It's reward.
The man who takes unto himself
wife on Christmas eve will be sure to have
well-flied stockings.-Parsons Sun.
How do you know?
Our society bellies are inaugurating a
new era, that Is 10 say, to arise early,
swing basket on their arms and go TO
market. A good example for the bellies of
our neighboring cities to follow.-Jeferson
City Tribune.
Yes and you will find belle marrying
butcher with his white apron and cleaver
at no distant day. No accounting for the
tastes OF the average Jefferson City belle.
A sinner, no doubt, writes the BAzoo
as follows as is right for clergyman to
eat a turkey which was won at 4 rattle p"
There is, no doubt, considerable at stake
in this, but the main thing depends upon
the age OF the fowl.
When you see woman talking
straight st 4 man and beginning to nod
her head and keep time with her appraised
index finger, it lis about time for somebody
TO climb 4 tree.-Atchison Patriot.
Yes, or hunt hole.
The French women never wear q
large bonnet TO the theatre for full Dress
Atchison Champion.
Who gave you that sort of nonsense
the six governors of the New England
states are said to drink nothing that is in
toxicating.- City Journal.
We know some western governors and
preachers too, who were educated in the
east that drink gin aud peach and honey
when In season.
She ushered him into the parlor dark,
The low-turned gas deep shadows
plainly marking
And handed him a chair with the remark
That light antasonistic was TO sparkling.
He sat him smiling down, but raised
The house resounding with his yells and
screeches;
And rs he flew adown the narrow lane
lie ierked her pin cushion from his
breeches.
She triPped DER the slushY crossing,
And the wind that tierceiy blew,
An inch or scr OF her ankle
Exposed to the public view
The officer on the next corner
Was distinctly heard to say.
That's the incest thing in 4 stocking
have seen this Christmas day"
Many women live to bask in the sun.
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Right especially if the basque is cut