The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-05-17

The vigilance oil the Baltimore police
h.a eliminated, end nos any lady Who
seuturps out viih hustle in excess OF the
rsguIalsoa sis. 6Osa - as the risk oil bsioS
arrested - . chop litter. -Exehsnye.
The vomsn Who would vess . bustls
larger than the Baliimoss regulations sise
ought 70 b arrested for shop-l,iting. -
her prOpor,iou, would Wssrsss il.
Thirty I've men and six women ere .,
present enn6ned in the county jail.-Leav'
ensorth Time.
The women sse u.sd to u, hot il 1asa
BE- powerful trying on thoas th,rsy.6vs
men.
The 6rs, daily paper in England wss
started IN l70e and sas called the Daily
Currans.-Exchsnee.
must have taken some "sugar" to pre-.
serve il.
OF all the hsaFs-rsnding sighss To b
seen on the sirreis in this city, the saddsst
!. an old bachelor looking II lot of cor
ssss iu the wInlov Of . millinsr's store
Ksnsas City S'a'.
Yes. bot veil b, he'll count the eysless,
just the sane.
"A mule near MsFysvills, Cal. IL prob
ably the OILY animal Of his kind in the
country With bank account. His uvner
>. sheep he,,isr ne1f Gridley's station.
For some time he he's hssn deposi,inR in
the bank the -um Of 5 per month to the
credit vi his dog and mule, 40 that, IN eass
of his sudden death. they would have
.Ame,hing tn live upon. The other dsy
the dog died. and the mule fell heir IL
the ssiaie.-Exch n2e.
But IL the bank should break. wouldn't
that mule do some tall kicking?
A young lady, While riding tn LIB.
anon, Psnnsylvsnis, the other day, in the
stage, noticed . peculiar sensation n her
usck, but could no, divine the cause
Alter arriving there. che comPlsined To =
young lsdy, vh0 made IN examination,
and found mou.e had sscrstsd itself in
her dress -Exchsngs.
Well, % . neck os nothing. Wonder
What he was asousing round there after
"A msg.sine article axis: "Have 90
men intuiiions -
That depends. IL insuitons are fashiOn-
dollars. IL IN ale tn wsgrr that . good
Wsny W"m~~ have them.
An educational sxehange asks the
question: ia one Language enough"
A. q general thing IL is but there are
times whom il isnr When . man gosS 10
throw . scuttle VI COL on the ire, for in
stance, snd strikes the stove ton inches
below the door. and the coal 6iss nine
ways for Snndsy, he feels th,t One lao
gussr IL me ger inHe~d.
-Mrs. Pe,sis, Of Lswrence, K w., Tell
dead in s,rsss car in that city On Wed
sss 'ay-Ex.
She wont ride in street cars any more,
ON Wednesday.
Nov, then. men Of Burlington Does
ihis distric, belong tn The body sn.'chsss
Hawk Eve.
No, to the lunch-srsbbers!
BY curious coincidence, . New York
sau.ay~-tiea!sr's name 10 Link.-Indiana-
polls Nvss.
We never sausage curiou> coincidence
before.
-Hsnry WNtessoo aOmstiues talks pis-
tols, says Chicago authority. -Gs~phie.
That il When he 10 "half-eoeked," we
pee-ume.-Nosvich f1esshi.
Wsiiersonguinary joak that is.
Go Samm, . iuil-bloodeS Chissmsn.
wss recently married Tn pretty Awer'csn
girl, Sicily Brown.-Ex.
That's nothing; the girls would all BE-
Gosammers here ii ihey could.
All q; e siisors Of sherman and DeG,.
con vere On the wing yesterday. Angelic
bosis.-Ex.
Going fro~ Rrocere to Rroeeri, and oil
ssid "We'll take sugar in our'n."
r..~,. $1,000 .>..~s .s,r,~ ~ ell,
INV; her dress il too tisht.-NsV York
Fashion Journal.
How do you know? By persooal export.
ence?
-Thrse thousa"d hop picker rseeneiy
left Londoa one morning Tor the hop &slds
OF Kent.-NsV York Sun.
IL thee piekers would CONE out 10 our
"bop" fields on the plains they eosld lie
down on their back aud pick hops With
their 6nsers and ,oes-Grsn hop.