The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1881-01-09

DEER Misttk EprrbR: lam onli Small
hoy ana want tn send ietet ~ g,neraie azine the
M chef wv tho sgnil ofis-gIneral hazing srr-i am
ohii snai boy--but even small boys sumtimes git
undur the woaiherahd they wood like yu tn tel them
what kiud of whether " u goin III 10 81 the uncand
You have jistaken pusScsbon OF the whether omce
ant yj kno they an say new broom sweeps eileen
we boys all hop wi win do IT, Yu kno ginerale wen
va was sinai boy, aud had mother who sent youtu
Sundai Skule and you played hockey aud went down
to the river nsshin and swimmn, aud Their kim up
rain and your close oil got wet and durty, and yu
went back home and your mother asked you how yor
close oil got wet and durly at Sunday skuic, know
1t didunt du yu emmy good tn tel hur that oil probibiy-
ties sed 1t would be cieer whethor-tu day-and yu
didunt TAX emmy umbcrriel-yu kno ginerale that yu
got llin all the same and then gnerale hev abgg
bruther whu hez got gurl In the West ennd and
sometimes he takes her up the Polomack nanoutrigur
when the cheef the whether SEE 1t wont rain but
does rain like sixty oil the same and they both git wet
and 1t spiles hur bonnt that she told him ntirey
more ollamod than Sary Peturss and she wont goa
with him ennymcre rowIn but goes with iutenant
grcen WIN Is In the signiI ofhs and knows weather II
u, goin to rain not all the time. and yu kno gner
ale that mi ant who whig and don like to let
oil mistur bartholomu no II when she reeds In the rip
pubkin that there ant goin tn bc emmy wind in the
middul states walks rite down bi mr. bartholomew
grocerrye and the derned wind blows her bunnit and
oil the Washers ofe and mr. bartholomew ses hur he'd
without emmy more hair II than our littel bald
bruther that docur jonson brot tn mother las weak
and them fellurs ovur tn the drgg store lafs ut tn XIII
yu kin imagin gnerac that my ante wood like TO
the hare on the hole signl DEPARTMENT. and also
fawihur whu Is TAFT and fey the wrewmattick govt
In the nornin paper tibet Is goin to be kocr
and koldcr and puts on his thlckust nannos and his
FUR kap and goes down TO the gas os TO pay hz bill
which mali m Teller Sod
was oil rite and that must have let some of the
birnrs brn all mite and leke oil da and they want TO
put the acks bekause he dddent come downe sumo
ennuf to pay itand by the time he Gums out OF the
gas oIls and up the avvenew TO Haggertys and gifts
tom and gerryo and the thelrmomcature gifts upp
tn temperate in the fawthur don sware at all but
goes over tn the ofs-Yu kno the pcnshun oNise and
makes It warm for the llurks.
Yu see ginerale wot wante Is progress and as
yu got control of the whether and the eftennens
IN the Signile Ofisc know all about the whether all the
time wether Its gon to rain or wot kind Of whether
II is goin tu be all wish yu wtde be kind to
put whether balls all ovur towne we kin tell ills,
when Its goln to rane snow and we bin thinkin
guide dce abct them whether bos and think yu kin
| du 1t If yu wanttu-enny way yu mite ordur sum oil
them smart lutenents tn make the gratest effurt II,
there lieves them bolls-thcn mex Summer ned
dent play hockey and go out to the Nashenuls
the Allbaneyes pla boil and the don't pa beckawse Il
| rains and we git licked wen go home bekawze WI
| git wet and spend oil money and have to wall
home in the rane instted ov ridin In the kars yu
ginerae muther believes in surkumstanshal eveydent
and always gives muney to ride in the strete kar
II you want any signaturs to petition tn Kongres
fur approyp,ayashun thur lofts of the boys tina
hcv been sneing them fur ever SOW onge tina ginner
ALI get ten cents for their names and then tina bl van
nitey fare sggurrets and stand in frnt ov the gnash
inal tn see the gurls kun ont frum the mattvnknee
What du yu think ginerale.
| CnAwRLs AGusTuss SMIrliE.
p. s.-postskrip-But the boys kali me guss TO
short but muther kalls enpything blu
Chawrls Augustus smithe wen she Is goin to give M
| lickin.