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The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

The Maine farmers have found a rem
edy for "off," or non-bearing years of
apple trees. It's caterpillars. Since
they devasted the orchards few years
since the trees have borne annually
without discrimination. The cEop this
year is splendid in both quantity and
quality
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08
A M1sERAnnR ahoemaker ruaa hro,

A MISERABLE shoemaker was brought
up before Western court charged with
bigamy. 1t transpired in the evidence
that the knight of the last had married
eight wives, all of whom are living.
The Judge, who is an esthete, beside
sending the man up for trial, Comment
ed severely upon the case, declaring the
conduct of the offender to be "too
uttally Utah p-SonaerViILe Journal
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

THERE seems to be plenty OF testi-
mony going to show that Guiteau, all his
life, has acted the part of crank, al-
though he has never been considered
lacking in intellect. But if being a
crank is to he murderer, thon the
sooner the crank is turned heaven
ward, the better.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

WHEN old Mrs. Bunsby had got
through reading in the paper an account
of the last great fire she raised her spec
tacles from her eyes to the top of her
head and remarked: off the fireman
would wear the genuine home knit
stockings, such as we make and wear in
the country, they wouldn't be a-bustin'
of their hose at every fire."
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

IHE st. Louis GIobe-Democrot sug-
gestS that the bank of England furnish
the world. with a list of its deposits. tt
claims that many would escape being
swindled by the prevalent practice of al
leging that large sums are awaiting
claimants and obtaining money from
them to secure the alleged inheritances.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

The Regulators" and Moderators''
OF Elliott County, Kentucky, have
formed treaty by which the " Regu-
lators" agree to disband their organiza-
ton. The "Moderators' were headed
by the Sheriff of the County. The
treaty ellis a long-felt want"
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08
as though the bitter feeling toward the
assassin was being ameliorated.

PRESIDENT GARFIEhD's me.Lory is to
be honored in London by the founding
VI n Home for Workin~ Girls, to be
called "GarGeld's Home" A lady has
given 81, ,25O to committee for the pur-
nose
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

WHATEVER the merchants of Atlanta
have expended in aid of the Inter
national Cotton Exposition will be as
bread cast upon the waters. 1t will re-
turn to them in future with a. hundred
fold added.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

GurTEAU persistently insists that
Arthur owes his present high position to
his act, and demands recognition in re-
turn. "Only for me-" says Guiteau:
boastingly, "Arthur would be q politi.
cal cypher."
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

In New YoRK,.all first-oIass butcher
shops have branch shops in localities of
the poor where meats that cannot be sold
to we'll to-do families, or that, from long
keeping, are not salable, are sold at an
inferior price.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

HOWARD CARROLL, staff correspondent
OF the New York Times, has been named
MS the probable Private Secretary of the
President
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

The water of the Hudson river at
Poughkeepsie has been pronounced un-
fit for drinking purposes, but the people
pay no more attention to this fact than
If it was announced that it was unfit for
6rewood.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

ALL the bullets miss Guiteau, some
how or other. Is there not one crack
marksman in America, or must we i'm
port the English rifle team?
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

A NOTORIOUS Chicago burglar under
arrest says chat burglars never receive
more than five per cent. of the capital
invested and chances taken. Poor fell
lows; they have hard time of it, and
are apt to get killed at any moment, too.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

THREE million dollars is the amount
Theodore Hauel, the defaulting tax clerk
OF Philadelphia, says has been stolen
from that city by All organized gang of
thieving clerks. Theodore confesses to
$50, 900 Of it.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

A MISSOURI doctor has been convicted
OF vaccinating people with New Or
leans molasses. He was sweet On 'em,
wasn't he?
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

The wife and daughter of Henry A.
Smith, one of the princely thieves of the
Tweed gang, now keep an apple stand
for o living.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

THE endowment fund of the Astor
Library, given by the members of the
Astor family, amounts to 81, 1875, 130.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

The man who steals enough to employ
expensive lawyers is defaulter, but he
whose stealings will not admit of this
luxury, is thief, and very common
one, at that. That's the difference.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

HuRnBuT, Minister to Peru, and Kill
patrick, Minister to Chill, are to be re,
called. It seems they have disgraced
themselves somewhat by personal
quarrel respecting the claims of those
countries.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

THE idea OF the National Temperance
Society now is to have the United States
Constitution 80 amended as to prohibit
the manufacture, importation and sale Of
alcoholic beverages.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

LEADv1nhE nov has n population of
70, 900 people, and last year that district
yielded ore to the value of SIS. 900. 900.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

"THE Lord protects Guiteau," but
still Guiteau feels safer when accom-
panied by mounted police.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

The saddest walls from Ireland are
the Nasby's letters. Nasby's sympath-
les have been deeply stirred since he
left the &" x Roads, wich' is in the State
Nv Kaintuck."
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

GEORGE Law, the millionaire who died
in New York a few days ago, was q
typical American, having begun life as
hod-carrier.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

"MUoR laughter" and "continued
applsuse" are characteristic features of
Guiteau's trial In the Criminal Court at
Washington. This sounds very much
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

GUrTEAU's trial has been properly
termed "circus."
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

The London brewer, Sir Dudley
Coutts Majoribanks, has been created a
Lord.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

DESPITE the terrible force Of the shock
OF the electric eel--a power equal to fif-
teen Leyden jars--it is preyed upon by
a little parasite fish, some two or three
inches In length, which appears utterly
oblivious of the shock.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

TIE New York Alderman gets a sal.
airy OF So, 900 year, and has hard timo
getting along, whereas the Chicago AL
derman gets no salary and leads the fash
ions.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08
TOPICS OF THE DAY.

FRANCE is to resume eating American
pork.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

KAnhocH has tried lecturing in Oregon
and made total failure of it,
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

GUITEAU expects to draw on the ros-
trum when his trial is over. He will,
particularly if there is a trap door under
him and the knot is properly tied.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1881-12-08

OF TWO women, choose the one that
will have you.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23
Manitoba Lake.

The Manitoba lake, which has Civ.
en- name to the province formed out
Of the Red river region, is called after
small island, whence, in the still
ness Of the night, issue strangely
sweet, mysterious sounds. The Ojib-
way Indians who dwellin that neigh.
borhood believe the island to be the
home Of Manitoba, the speaking God,
and will not land on or approach it
for any consideration, thinking they
would desecrate or profane it, and
that they would meet with some ter
rible fate for their impiety. The
sound is caused, it has been ascer-
tanned, by the beating of the waves
on the large pebbles along the shore.
These, with fragments of fne-grain-
ed, compact limestone from the
cliffs above, are rubbed together
by the action of the water, and give
out tone like that Of distant church
bells. This natural music is heard
when the wind blows from the north,
and, as it subsidies, low, plaintive
notes, resembling voices Of an invisi.
BILE choir are heard. 1t has been
compared to the chant of the nuns at
the Trinita de Monti in Rome, with
which all travellers are familiar
The effect is impressive. Tourists
have been awakened at night in the
vicinity, under the impression that
chimes Of bells were ringing afar of,
and that their tones were ripping
over the lake. The mystic bells Of
Manitoba have acquired such a re-
phtation that travellers are not salts.
fled until they are heard, and often
spend days there waiting for the
blowing of the north wind. The
Ojibways have number Of poetic
legends about their speaking God,
whom they profoundly revere.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23
LOVE AND MORAL COURAGE.
BY AMY RANDOLPH.

aBut wbv don't yon lilo ah;n, 90,
tbo9n way N0 " t'A' nt''' az"
' @ob-boco,so,n
WIZ, % nh;loso,,,,, .s,...a a..
m vstarv 'vp'e. of ~ .r,,a ever sOasea ~ Wv we
sonS aRenoraan " @ s.au .oan ,oa aus. aea
things that nrettv1 % dim Med led Inns Gou1aI dan,,
choose to mn, into sba paNit nea nc
thew know wbu ro ne,sao.fv sn wal, eams tha,,,.
safyas hnt won,, % Ill. va | net alI I. ~
coaxine If cmr;os;tu oan aI 80, ~; = O., a,t tat y
tbeml = ~. '''i' '"u sests ou' u
And so nrettv Aootbo M;l,o n,o
ed with a + NOT of soarlst - rnsas =, I,a hase
velvet petal sloWed din n ber ,ers beit.rib. h.ife
hon and lif'ed nm hor so,s hanoJ
brown ewes With nrovoL;nS r,v, Sy u'1y,, y ~,
sent nnoons";o,,s "u III. R.o'oAy az
aBut Apathal" n,rsned apun' RnthE,lsn.
wood. stoSpinp for a momsnts;n bar
occupation of hra;I;na and srrona nv,
ipp 4patha,s beantifni waves ave nf as.
barn. cold hair aTm s,,ra "@T ~ board ard
Won saw AGAIN aud aaa;n ha NOS
such n nleasnnt nartnsr a, bais ond
parties. andMob A Aaa,bat ~ dnn,t T' ;arI !s,.
YOUR head 90. or + sball % havo W. = hyo;d W. !
ali these strands oras % aaa;n,n m;ny Y ''oio
"Nonsense@tbat's M test Il a,lp,
said Agatha nett;sblr ~ tba te,v no.'h =, .1;he III
crimson mnpn,;Nn ~ ~ r. ". Ill.
"what can von tsil sbon. J e' . Svm, rou =
man. from mere haI1 %oou. roo,,, oa,,,o; anoin
ancep Anv one CON- 0b ba az ao;saah,a
enough to bold vo,r r hao,ot W aveap.e ., bs;n :,
von an ;oaoroa a ~, oo!ues' VI ullng
enonnb NV, oa, ~ .r..J .,'a. @ 10 II nehnoHs =.
the nolka r rou w ~ |,etu sto On your pes IN IN
in . ] nronan ,'O, ade,,, IJS'ep o' your il'ulces
~ Fnnw % i !" ;ap,., a.. 49,
ouest;on ;oa W. '"'u Nu'n' NV 'ic
HRnt tho o.o.: !,
,bo Inv in n".;olu snt QUESTION s is, interrupted
do 7 know 'tbo tba. Svu"g W. S;t teaasy, now s;S
ver.tonnmoJ i'aS az w. w.; !. ri'z Aupyh' 81,
homaaee e, and 40 ooaa ne !? W me- WIN WIN MS
bo,ns ; I'd In" nu,o eo.i'p''ments' aop 9,
sistarsa otr Snu 9mear no. J. az ms motner ana M
.Tennino WIZ o% hs ao ~ KNOW 'na. 5io,; mr.
ornn oru ~ q =, Talo e mas 1he ynole aic1lon.
R ais tandlsd, LS dls dlnsef,enas % ooes not cheaI
nf ' .0aas.a; .aau,auy. Mnas means IS. nave S! l
-, ons a'Cui mha saiiling :. shaS Young St. pm. @
onSI nd o@.oh,a mmo Is sucn ,i graceful Walter
uuu dSTecuole Small-talker, does not
sa1nnnq s,lsr MS oS SeVenlhgs pg IN a drlnkl9g. e
sa.oons aano.. IN, hutn, we nave tests iol
ascefsainiag scn,lfit spurious dollars and
eor'er.ei. eor'h are W. oaknoses' ~ ous now on
earth are we 70 know q counterfeit
ihuS1oanu, imn1.. uneil he Is tled 70 ., our un-
'uSSs Sho aIp,oh.s1tings tI LOT illet
Hhe iaueneu US she sprapg up 10
iook ii ior her bonnet, but the long eye
tasiies r;a;e's0 uroopea low with very sus'
Pioi1as iRW -, moisture. y
..;' ven salo Ruth, caresssSlIngly
passing Agathas tlny' hand, u am
ye5y, very thanktul that providence
~ aiont make me a beauty ana an
neiress' since II has a tendency TO
a@ake ! sa.to suspicion ana distrIst. B9tt'
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23

Miss Milne, Ishouid be 4 coward
indeed did,l allow yodr petsuationa
to sway me from the fixed principles
which are the guiding stars Of my
whole life"
He bowed and withdrew. The
glass fell from Agatha's hand, and
shivered into. a thousand sparkling
fragments; she bit her scarlet lip un:
til the blood started, with strange
sympathetic thrill of exultation.--
Had he wavered for an instant from
his determination, she would have
despised himl
"A very poor investment, those
horses Of mine, and all this behavior
a IA good,boy-in.story. mutter-
ed Fitz Aubyn, about four weeks sub.
sequently as he strobe into the bril-.
liantly Illuminated saloons of the
Club House. "Here, waiter, a glass
of brandy and water-quickl"
whats the matter, Fitz? you look
as black as thunder cloud" observ.
ed bystander, who was leaning
against a marble pillar and picking
his teeth in most leisurely and cpl
turean manner.
"The matter? Do you remember
that magnificent Agatha Milne, the
Queen Of all the Beauties9"
"Of course l do; she hasn't lost her
wits nor her property, / hope?'
"Noj but I've lost the latter item
pretty efiectually. Who do you sup
pose she is going to marryW
81 am sure l cannot guess. Do tell
your news at once, and don't keep a
fellow In suspense this sort of way"
"Well, she is going to become Mrs.
Charley Stanton; actually going to
marry man with d fossil aunt, and
principles that won't allow him to
drink a glass of winei Bah! the
humbng that passes c4rrent in this
world!" 80.
~ could have pr5phesisd as much
before, my dear boy, if, you would
only have done me the honor to list
en- tome" observed the other, coolly
unfolding the newspaper so as to get
at the inside columns. "You gay,
dashing young fellows are all very
well as long as a girl wants to amGse
herself; but when it comes to a life
long question, she's apt to prefer a
safe man for her husband!'
Fitz Aubyn groaned deeply, but
considered his position too precarious
to be worth arguing.
Meanwhile little Ruth Ellenwood
was as busy as bee working at her
cousins wedding robe Of spotless
white satin, and asking ten thousand
questions, the final Of which always
was:
"But, Agatha, you never would
tell me why you didn't like him, aud
now you're just as bad. Tell me,
that's a darling, why you changed
your mind?"
And Agatha only laughed and
crimsoned, and made the same old
provoking answer
"Oh-because!"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23
Ssos D. W. roLsLEY
ronNsoN & poLs1EY.

ttorneys and Counsclors Mt Law, poin. Plea
"A ssns West Virginia, practice in the County Of Ma
seu the United States District Court for West Virginia
and IN the Supreme Court Of Appeals Of West Virginia
Prompt attention given to the collection Of claims
eatruited TO them. Address. Point Pleasant ". Va
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23
W. X. GUNN,

: A ttorney Mt Law, Point Pleasant West Virginia.
a Practices in the Courts Of Mason county ,he
Court Of Appeals Of West Virginia and the United
States District Court for this State Promp, attention
gwen to the collection Of claims Oce near the Court
! nouSe' jan. as, rsSo-iy.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23

My corset and my hoop.)
There now, I'll take five skirts or six
Do hurry. Lucy, help me fix, 4
You know cannot stoop!
GLOW shall / say my prayers to.dayf'
AS il girls went to church to pray!
How can we be so foolish?
Here, damp this ribbon in cologne; !.
"What tor?' Ito paint, you silly onel
Now, Lucy, don't be mulish.
Now then, my hat-how he abhors
This thing-it's big as all outdoors-
The frightful sugar-scoopl
Thank Heaven, my cloak is handsometho'
1t cost enough to be, l know.
(Straighten this herrid hoop.)
My handkerchief and gloves you'll find
Just in that drawer. Luce, are you blind
(Does my dress trail?)
It's all the fashion now, you know;
pray does the paint and powder show
Through my loose yeil?)
Thank you, my dear, for now I'm dressed
The saints be praised the day OF rest
Comes only once in seven;
For, il on all the other six
This trouble l should have to fix,
I'd nerer get 10 Hedueni
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23
KNIGHT { COUCH,

Attorneys ut Law, will practice In the conlie. Of
a Mason and Putnam. Address E. b. Knight, at
Charleston West Virginia, James H. Couch, Jr, at
Point Pleasant, West Virginia. B-Mr Couch is No.
tary Public for Mason county.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23

4. ~. s,..
One warm daf in August, a non. khB
bank # th5 muddy Colorado, Necbil.
dfen we're Iazily sitting ab0uton The
Ionnd. One sister was siIihging
beads lakens from aud old m90csSin,
SAamost the men we're sleeping
Under the wagons through the heht
Of thelali liefnoon, There waa 6fest
still6ets upon every thing cave for
the fililllien' 6flatlAs, Aaf ~ heat
rose rom TIE rppdd thu 1ilele Chs
eyer S9ddehl there .sf 1fendlulf
scream. echoed fet heed. yiu iplieds Z
II ndnotleE, Ind a'.l hel; y whens
FRO giEiles he hand liQlI tlle mouth;
Ilia91a seqeA iil Ebe air !
shaile5 ep 40 yells lnlK 4
'g|slt sdsen chap para, Z,
my neesne ieus, 5l.o
erawled' hAnue
nses ln cptls !
..;.l 4ey cea' leh!:
They 'sofe'clQ|Ill loiPssi'
and ha9 some tqa ina .p GER
eo'' =
neg; 1 l ana 0sa,ss ~
aanazement, Y nen nup19eq " ith.silrp
and then Isthllik. y woke tos Ahe.
excitement Of the occasion The$
women any chaidfea, through an air.
tnick wfth lying arrows, were +
marshaled into one covered wagons
ana there my mother wrapped us alt :
round WIN teateher beds, blankets
ana comiorters. ! 90 not thlnkei~
was frightened, not because OF any
precoelty o. courage, but because of
q wiid excilement that filled me,
nan leaned upon the knee OF my Sis:
ter. she SAID she was conscious Of
no pain, she felt no sudden pang, but
something warm seemed running
down her slde,N and, looking down,
she saw an arrow which had pierced
her flesh and protuded its tiinty head
from the wound. Mother" she ex-
claimed; q u am Shot" and tainted.
MY mother, the woman whose spirit
never tailed her In this or the dread
ful trials which succeeded this disas.
.rous fight, put forth her hand and
drew the arrow backward through
the wound. 1t was While thus sup.
porting the head OF the girl she sup
posed dying, it somehow became
known to her that he husband was
lying quite dead and filled with ar
rows under the great cottonwood tree
under which the campwas made; 1t
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23

I ttorrcy at Law and Notary Public, Point
a Pleasant, West Virginia viii practice in the
Courts Of Mason and Putnam counties, and attend
promptly to all business entrusted to him.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23

A ttorney ut Law, Poin, Pleasant Yves, Virginia.
q PrastieeS in the County Of Mason; the United
states District Court for West Virginia and in the Su-
attention given to the collection Of claims Jan i4.iy
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23

A ttorney Mt Law, Ioffice in Ccur, House, Poir,
a Pleasant, West Virginia. Practices in the coun
Court of Appeals Of West Virginia and in the Federa
S'u'"' tnov. Io-'79
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23

Commenting right thing is a
cheap. substitute for doing il, and
with this we are too apt to satisfy
ourselves .
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23
ATTORNEYS.
w.HocR, JAS. .. NEsAeER, cHAs. X. HOG
HoGE, MENAGER & HoGG.

ttotneys at Law, Point Pleasant Yves. Virginia,
a tohee In the Court Housel Practice IN the coun.
hes 9! Mason, Putnam, Cabell, Roane and Jackson; in
triet and Circuit Courts, for West Virginia
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23
MOI Afraid ii .Pizen..

A boy fourteen years of age was
smoking a cigar on the south portico
Of the City Hall the other morning,
when citizen halted before him and
said:
".Boy, doyou realize what you are
doing2"
"smokin' a powerful good five.cen-
ter, won on a bet," was the reply.
"But don't you know you are fill.
ing your system with poison2"
"Naw."
"Well, you are. That cigar con-
tains enough nicotine to kill cat"
"Pm no cat"
II know. It does not kill you sud-
denly, but poisons the blood and sows
the seed Of fell disease. You may
drop dead on your way home"
81 amt goin' home"
at fills me with horror to see lad
of your age destroying both soul and
body. Boy, entreat. you TO throw
away that vile cigar"
81 dasn't. Some one else would
pick it up and be pizened."
"Throw it away and I'll buy you
three apples;n
"Don't liks emil" w. ''''''s ?
"Or a quart of peanuts"
"Say," said the boy as he fondly
regarded the inch Of ashes at the end
Of the cigar, | beta boy the cigars this
morning that he couldn't fetch his
tongue to lamp.post and then sing
"Sally Walters" He teched. and
there's d crowd up there now tryin'
to thaw him loose. / amt very scarf
about bein' bizenedj and don't keer
much for fatherly advice, but if
you've got any spare time you might
go up there and tell that ERE boy
that a chunk Of natural philosophy
is worth hull barnful of expert
haents."
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23

"With neatness," he remarked, as
he shot down the hill on a bob.sled--
"and dispatch" he groaned the next.
day, pointing to a fifteen. cent stripof
court.plnster on his nasal appendage
and classical forehead.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23

Experience is school where man
learns whatabig foolhc has been, (
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1881-02-23

An Oil City maiden, who had just
recovered from two days attack of
green apple cramps, recited in public
the other night that'touching poem.
"Go feel what | have felt" with sdch
emphasis, that it brought tears to
Che eyes Of the green grocer.
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