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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02
Two Ways Of Looking at Things,

NtN maven h'glHN'T|
Two boys went TO hunt grapes. One
was happy because they found grapes.
The other was unhappy because the
grapes had seeds in them.
Two men being convaleScent were
asked how they were. One said: II am
better to-day The other said II was
worse Yesterday
When il rains one man says: This
will make mud" Another: This will
lay the DUST
Two children looking through colorcd
glasses one said; The world is blue.
And the other said; 1T is bright"
Two boys eating their dinner; one
said; II would rather have something
other than this The other said; This
is better than nothing
A servant thinks a mans house is
principally kitchen. A guest, that it is
principally parlor,
Il am sorry that livc,' says one
man. II am sorry that | must die"
says another
II am glad says one, "that it is no
worse" Il am sorry" says another,
THAT it is no better
One man counts everything that he
has gain. Another counts everything
else that he receives loss.
One man spoilS a good repast 10y
thinking of a better rcpaSt of another.
Another one enjoys poor rcpaSt by
contrasting il with none at all,
One man thinks he is entitled TO
better world, and is dissatisfied because
be hasn't got it, Another thinks he is
not justly entitled to any, and is salts
fled with this.
One man makes up his account from
his wants. Another from his assets.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02
A Cough. Cold or Sore Throat

should be stopped Neglect frequently re.
suits IN an lncurablc Lung disease or Con.
sumption. Browns Bronchial Trochcs do
not disorder the stomach like cough Syrups
ana baIsams, but act directly on the inllam.
.o parts, alloying irritation, give relief IN
asthma Bronchitis, Coughs, Catarrh, and
,hN i ihro't Troubles which Singers and
ruo'IG Speakers are subject to. For thirty
years browns Bronchial Trochcs have been
recommended by physicians and always
give perfect satisfaction. Having bccn
tested ny wide and constant use for nearly
an entire generation, they have attained
weIImeutrd rank among the few s,nplc
remedies OF the age Sold at % cents A
box everywhere
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02
Solomon and the Blacksmith

Blacksmith and Nhcclwrl=hLl
| The story goes that, during the build
ling of Solomon's Temple, that wise
ruler decided TO treat the artisans en-
ployed on his famous ediice to a ban
Quet While the men where enjoying
The good things his bounty had provid-
ed, King Solomon moved about from
table TO table, endcavoring to become
better acquainted with his workmen.
To one he said
"My friend, what is your trade?"
"a carpenter'
"And who makes your toolsY
"Ihe blacksmith, " replied the carpen-
ter.
To another solomon said
What is your trader" and the reply
was
"A mason"
"And who makes your toOls?'
"Ihe blacksmith, - replied the mason.
A third stated that he was stone
cutter, and that tie blacksmith also
made his tools. The fourth man that
King solomon addressed was the black
smith himself. He was Il powerful man,
with barred arms, on which the muscles
stood out in bold relief, seemingly
almost as hard as the metal he worked.
And what is your trade, my good
man?n said the king.
Blacksmith laconically replied the
man Of the anvil and sledge.
And who makes your tools?n
"Make'em myself" said the black
smith.
Whereupon King Solomon immedi-
ately proclaimed him the king of
mechanics, because he could not only
make his own tools, but all other arti-
sans were forced to 60 to him to have
their tools made.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02

MRs, W n. PALMER l49 Morgan street,
Buffalo, n. y, writes: My child was taken
February LIST with Group in its severcst
form and DR. Thomas Eclcctnc Oil being
the only remedy at hand, began giving 1t
according TO directions and found il gave
immediate relief, ! gave three ~ doses and
the child rested well thu remainder of the
night | have used it in my family for
some time with complete success.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02
Opinions.

The nakcducss Of this INDECENT world
may he clothed from the trimmings of the
vain "Goldsmith'
Sufferers from dsordcrcd Stomach, Bll.
IouSue,s, etc, can be cured by Spring Bios
son. Foster, Milhum ~ Co.,' Buffalo
Prices ST., 80 cents, and trial bottles 10
rpntg
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02
Shakespeare Revived.

10 ache or not cache that's the question
This cheerful conundrum, yc rheumatic
suffers, is by no means as difficult as a pro.
position in Euclid. Try DR.. Thomas,
Eclcc,ric Oil and you will find it iust as
easy not to ache as to ache.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02

IRIS the fashion for many people to ne
elect natures laws and blame Provid cncc
for the result A tayoritc thing with them
is to neglect Cough or Cod instead of
using that untailing means Of relief Dr.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02
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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02

LYDIA Il. PINRuNMs Vegetable Com.
pound will at all times, and under all cir.
cnmstanccs, act in harmony with the laws
that govern the female system, Address
Mrs Lydia e. pinkham, 233 Western ave.
nuc, Lynn, Mass, for circulars,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02

CLEAR head and voice, easy breathing,
sweet breath, perfect smell, taste and hear
ing. no cough, no distress. These are con-
ditlonS brought about in Catarrh by the use
Of Santord's Radical Cure. Complete
treatment for 81.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02
Eve.

When eve upon the first of men, the apple
pressed with spccious cant,
Oh what thousand pitcs then, that Adam
was not Adamant,
But though by his false step, we were doom
ed, to life of endless toll,
One certain comfort we can get, to cure
RhcumaticS, Eclectric OIL
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02

WM II. PuLLEN, FowlerviIle, Mich,
says: have not rested BETTER for months
than did last night The "Only Lung
Pad has helped me wondcrfully.-Sce
Adv
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02
RIY FIR NEWS.


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'''HNNA NEWS
The i. : Ith"a left yesterday for Nash
vile,
The Ohio +, falling from Cincinnati r.
Cairo.
The OLio i, as high as il will nroh,b,y
be tins season.
Tnc v,pj from, uo,,,,i .n H., Ill.,,
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from gysp.yil,. and r.,rrroa To-. ni,,L,
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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02

DIR. SELLERS CoUGH SYRUP" will en-
sure you goog nights rest. 1t is the best
cough medicine in the market. Price %
Fpnts'
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02

IF YOU want to get rid of plmples, boils,
letter, &c, use "LindScys Blood Scarcher"
Sold by all druggists
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02

DR. Klinc'S Great Nerve Restorer is the
marvel Of the age for all Nerve Diseases,
All fits stopped free. Send to 93l Arch
street, Philadelphia Penn.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02
IRON WORKS.
FOUNDRY, MACHINE SHOP AND
u STEAM FORGE
VULCAN IRON Works
ssohlo LEyEE. CAIRO. ILLS.
j ohm IL. Rennie,

WAVING established his works nj the above men
Ii toned place II better prepared linn over for
manuiactnflng steam Engines ana Min Machinery
manufacture of all kinds OF Machinery. Rnilrond
Steamboat and Bridge Forpings made n spcrinity
Especial attention given to repairs OF NJ tines and
Machinery.
Brass Castings of all kinds made 10 ordc,
Pipe ttng IN all Ito branches
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-03-02

I" "lAuI GSCHul Druggist Cairo Ills, New National
Dyes For brightness durb Of color unua,d (oI from
pounds. c-n - W
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-09-29
FIRES AND CASUALTIES.

a TRAIN flew the track near Saintes,
France, on the 21st inst, iniuring forty
persons, half Of them were soldiers.
FOREST fires in California have burned
over 10000 acres on the summit of the
Western Pacific road.
A BOILER explosion in saw mill at
Trackwood, Tex, killed John L. Huff, one
of the owners, and two workmen.
THE car-shops and casting house of the
South Park road at Denver were swept
away by fire, causing loss of $28, 900.
JOHN SLoCKEY, one of the assistant
chiefs of the St. Louis fire department,
received a broken leg at blaze in Shulz'
picture-frame factory.
A HURRICANE passed over Glare county,
Michigan, Wednesday night, killing two
men and uprooting two million feet of
timber.
AN incendiary fire caused the destruc-
ton of the tannery, stove-works, and chair
factory of the state prison at Salem, Ore
gon, causing a loss of $4,000.
THE losses bv the fire at Ottawa, Ill,
Saturday evening. aggregate $78 $50, on
which there is insurance TO the amount OF
$50, $50. Engine No. 10, made the run
from Chicago, eighty-four miles, in nine
ty-hve minutes.
GEORGE SUsAL, German tailor of
Bloomington, ILL.,, crazed by liquor, sprin-
kled kerosene all over his house, and set
it on fire. The bed in which his wife and
children were sleeping was soon in flames,
but Mrs. Susal extinguished them by
heroic work.
SATTERLEE CLARK, who fell dead at
Minneapolis from heart disease, was one
of the pioneer settlers of Wisconsin, and
represented the Horizon district in the
state senate. He was always a democrat
of the ultra type, and was well known
| throughout the northwest.
| , THE village of Camden, H., was deyas-
tated by cyclone on Saturday afternoon.
Mrs. DIR. Watts was instantly killed. Only
two houses escaped injury. Two churches
were completely demolished. The loss in
the village is estimated at $40 600, and
the damage to farming property adjoining
at Sl50,000.
Two blocks Of buildings in st. Louis
| between Ninth and Tenth streets and
! Clark avenue and Walnut street, were
swept away by fire, causing a loss of over
$500, 900. Part of the structures were oil
warehouses of the Collier Lead company
which confagration was caused by some
children, who ignited straw with matches
/ Bitter complaint is made against the off
GERS of the fire department.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-09-29

struggle for life has called out touching
tributes from nearly all the civilized ma
tions. Those received recently by Secre-
tarY Blaine came from the president of
France, the sultan of Turkey, the parlia-
ment of South Australia, the king of Italy.
the government of Servia. the king of
Portugal, the Pope. the king of Belgium,
the governor general of Canada, and a
monster meeting at LIVERPOOL.
REPORTS have reached Bombay that
Ayoob Khan suffered defeat at the hands
of the ameer on Thursday last, and fed to
Herat, leaving Candahar defenseless. The
deSertion of two regiments caused Ayoob's
flight.
IL England the death of President Gar
field is deeply mourned. The queen has
ordered the court to go into mourning for
President Garfield for week from the
21st inst. Ellis Lever. of Manchester, has
suggested to the American consul of that
city, the establishment of an international
college to be called Garfield University"
as a memorial to the late President Gar
field, and offers to contribute $1,000 toward
its erection.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-09-29
TEIEGRAPHIC.
Condensed for Convenient and
Ready Reading.
WASHINGTON

AFTER the autopsy at Long Branch, the
fatal bullet was retained by DR.. Bliss, who
has since placed it in the keeping of Pri-
vate Secretary Brown.
PRESIDENT ARTHUR attended St. Johns
Episcopal church, directly opposite the
white house, where James Madison was
the first 10 appear.
GUITEAu so breads the vengeance of the
people that he has become i'll, and the jail
physician has put him on sick diet Every
time he sees a guard, he inquiries if there
is any indication of an attack on his cell.
THE district attorney at Washington
holds that Guiteau need not be taken to
New Jersey for trial, while his assistant
has reached conclusion directly the re-
verse. The assistant solicitor OF the treas
ury declares that the assassin can legally
be tried and executed in the District of
Columbia.
SECTION 38S of the Revised Statutes of
the United States provides that the post
master general shall hold his office only
for the term of the president by whom he
is appointed, and for thirty days there
after, uDltss sooner removed. The
republican organ at Washington claims
that if Mr.. James is to continue in the
cabinet he must be appointed October 49,
| INFORMATION received in regard 10 the
condition of Senator B. II. Hill is to the
effect that while the recent and second
operation performed in Philadelphia for
an affection of the tongue was temporarily
a relief and satisfactory in its Immediate
results, there has since been a change for
the worse. There is danger that the SEN
atOr will lose the power OF speech.
THE private papers of the dead chief
max istrate are being arranged at the
white house Dy Assistant Secretary Pru-
den. There is insurance of $25, 900 in the
Equitable of New York, and further
amoNnts were placed elsewhere. During
his long illness the president declined to
make will. The estate is valued at
/ $25 900. The subscription started by
Cyrus w. Field amounts to S190000, the
additions yesterday being $32, ,461.
/ AS the result of conference between
several of the highest officials, the oath of
office was administered to President Ar
thur by Chief Justice Waite, in the mar
BILE room of the capitol, at noon, Sept. 22d
Among those present were ex-President
Hayes, Senator Sherman, Rear Admiral
Nichols, General Grant, and Hannibal
Hamlin. The president then read briei
inaugural address, in which he made 9
pledge to see that the nation shall profit
by the example and experience of his la.
mented predecessor, and announced thai
no adequate occasion Is apparent for ar
extra session of congress. The member:
of the cabinet have been requested to re
tain their respective positions, and pro
longed session was held Immediately after
| the inauguration.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-09-29
CRIME.
its erection

DR.. HENRY G. COLE. M mayor of Kokomo,
Ind, was shot dead by a sheriff s posse
while stealing -four from the Spring mills
His friends allege that the whole affair is
damnable conspiracy, in which he met
his death at the hands of bitter foes
FOUR comets are now visible. the last
one being observed at Rochester at the
very moment President Gar field breathed
his last.
SUPERVISOR COATES, an influential citi-
zen of Cranston, n. j., dropped dead
while reading the headlines announcing
the demise of the president.
THE trunk lines have begun to negoti-
ate for a settlement of the ticket war. 1t
is said that Vanderbilt and the Erie man
ayers are in accord as to the basis.
Two men building a ranch near Raw
lins, Wyoming, were murdered by Indians,
and their lumber burned. Colonel Van
Nliet has gone to the scene with a COM
pany of cavalry.
A. e. BRYANT and wife, of Muskegon,
Mich. have been arrested by treasury de-
tectives for counterfeiting Money and
implements were found in their posses
sion.
Roth houses of the Georgia legislature
passed a resolution empowering the COVER
nor to call out the militia of Savannah to
4uell riot. 1t appears that about 900
men are on a strike; that they are we'll
armed, and twice repulsed the police,
there being several killed and wounded.
THE national board of health has learn
ed that George Ambrose, an employe of a
bar room at Key West, Fla, died of vel
low fever August q. On the following
day DR.. Green, of the marine hospital
service, who was present at the autopsy
on the body of Ambrose, expired from the
same disease. The truth was suppressed
by the local authorities, and the health
officer was removed for refusing to grant
clean bills to outgoing vessels.
JOHN B. FURAY. postofice inspector
caused several arrests to be made for sta1
mail frauds on the Black Hills route. Sol
Starr, postmaster at Deadwood, and FREQ
E. Cltary, postmaster at Sidney, made
written confessions that they had signcC
false reports. The grand jury at Dead
wood failed to indict the former. Fura,
| brought Corbin, superintendent of tht
| Black Hills stage line, before the United
States commissioner at Sidney, who re
leased him. 1t is believed that all con
cerned will be indicted at Omaha mex
| month.
THE seizure of the dry goods stock O
Edward MalleY, at New Haven, by Sheriff
! Byxbee. was speedily followed by prepo
sition from the merchant to compromis,
for $500 An agreement to this effec
was signed by Edward ]. Carroll, for him
self and the three Malleys who brough
the suits. The next step was the appear
ance of a deputy sheriff, who arrested
Michael Malley and Carroll on charg,
of false and malicious attachment, and the,
were taken to jail in default of s., 900 bail
/ William and Edward ]. Mallev will b,
similarly treated when caught.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-09-29
GENERAL NOTES

TAMMANY hall has decided to have go
partnership with the other factions in
electing delegates to the state convention.
THE society of tn army of the Cumber-
land elected General Sheridan president
and resolved to hold its next meeting in
Milwaukee in September, 1888.
IT is rumored that John w. Forbes de-
sires to retire from the presidency of the
Burlington road, and it is thought prob
able that the honor will be conferred
upon Charles E. Perkins, now vice presi-
dent.
A GENTLEMAN from Palmyra, n. Y.
registered at an indianapolis hotel, and
spent week in tapping Mr.. Hendricks
friends as to his possible retirement from
politics, or as to the prscticabiity of a
reconciliation with Mr.. Tilden. 1t Is sup
posed Mr.. Tilden sent him.
S. r. BECKwITH, one of the surgeons
originally called to attend the president
has written scathipg review of the treat
ment and the autopsy, from facts obtained
from DR.. Boynton, a cousin of the dead
chief magistrate. He reiterates the chief
charges which recently appeared in Wash
ington dispatches.
THE supreme court of Minnesota hav-
INK pIOiIpuHCSu lIlS Olu Tdi1FOdu DOn0S Tor
s., ,O00.0O0 valid claim against the state.
Governor Pillsbury has decided to con-
vene the legislature in extra session Octo-
Der 10, the mature plans to adjust the deb
on the basis of 80 cents on the dollar, in
accordance with the proposition of the
bondholders. The governors action will
develope the latent hostility of the public
to the settlement.
AITEp twelve wopkS of cu4for;pc, pra.
ident Garfield breathed his last at 1875 D.
M, September l9. Before 10 o'clock DR..
Bliss had seen the pationt, and found that
nearly normal. He did not feel in the
reasonably quiet night was ex-
after 10 p. m. he awoke from short sleep
and complained of being in great pain
| General Swain Immediately summoned
| DIR. Bliss, who found the president un.
conscious, with very feeble pulse and but
slight action of the heart. In this uncon.
scious condition he fingered for about
| twenty minutes and then died. The
immediate cause of death is believed
to have been neuralgia of the heart
| While, within the past few davs, the
| gravity OF the case had forced the conclu.
sion that the patient could not possibly re.
cover save by a miracle, the realization Of
/ the fact has struck the heart of the people
with deep sorrow. The death of Presi.
| dent Garfield is to every American as the
! loss of personal friend. Vice President
Arthur was telegraphed by the cabinet
and at once took the oath of Office, and i:
now in Washington in the performance
of executive duties.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-09-29
NO. 40.
in an hour, and the other during the
afternoon. Two men
JUMPED

IN an hour, and the other during the
Two men
JUMPED
from the car to the creek-bed, sixty feet
down, and, incredible as it may appear,
escaped with trifling injuries. All on
board the train were unanimous that
no blame could in any way be attached
to the trainmen or to the road. The
section men deliberately violated or
ders, and took the fearful risk which
resulted in death. The sad event
caused delay of over two hours to the
special, and, had it not occurred, this
city would have been reached n t later
than $50 A. NJ, or twelve and a half
hours from Washington. In all, the
delays aggregated fully five hours, and
the actual running time averaged near
ly forty miles an hour the entire trip.
As it was, the newspaper men reached
here three hours in advance of the fu-
neral, and an hour ahead of the Penn
sylvania train, which left Washington
at 1880 A. NJ Friday, and on board of
which were a small party of Washing
ton correspondents, who thought they
would steal march on the boys who
remained at Washington till night to
go on the press special. The COM
mandery was in time to perfect its form
for participation in the reception of the
presidents remains at the Euclid ave-
nue. station, which is three miles from
the Union depot.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-09-29
FOREIGN.

THE porte has definitely decided to send
neither troops nor commissioners to Egypt.
SIR EDWARD THoRNToN's successor, the
Hon. Lionel Sackville West, will sail
Oct. Is.
THREE HUNDRED Russian mobiles have
organized themselves under the name Of
the Sacred Legion" and will establish a
secret service in opposition to nihilism.
PUBLIC rejoicing at Tubercurry, Ireland,
over the release of SherIden led to riot.
The police were stoned, when they fired
upon the crowd, wounding several per-
sons.
HE grand jury at London, Ont. found
no bill against Captains Rarkin and
Parish, charged with manslaughter in
connection with the loss of the steamer
Victoria.
THE vatican demands of Germany the
abolition of civil tribunals for ecclesias-
teal causes. permission for the return of
expelled religious orders, and unrestricted
control by the clergy of religious teaching
in the schools.
THE close of President Garfeld's heroic
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1881-09-29

at the east front of the capital. A few
minutes later the procession marched
through. The military escort preceded
the hearse, which was followed
by a long line of carriages, two
abreast. The military marched up
the avenue to the depot, and dis
persed. The casket was at once taken
to the train waiting at the Baltimore
& Potomac depot The sidewalks of
the avenue and at intersecting street
corners were thronged with thousands
Of spectators, The funeral train left
Washington at 5:15 ?. NJ.