The Red Cloud chief., 1881-08-25
Thos, CIr.ouS Wes.era People.
v,,,n, man w,o LEI, D.,roi, oor

A YOUNG man VINO lett Detroit .
DeilSooi in March. Ia the best Of
health and with lois OF COOL clothes
and plenty o. money. CT home the
othrr dar ia his woigh. reduced
twenty-eighi pounds. his elbows AMI
knees out - the weather. and his
stomach entering upon a th ri da'
fast He had ~ particula adventures
10 relate and no apoloy es - tdakG
All tha: aiiei HIM was the fact thst he
didn't understand those far-N es:ern
people. tie didn't realize that YOU
have 20: 10 take en- o. the run ~
brny EN- dDsn, and be cun-e IIrnGy
rlt MS foot IN IL a, eFcr, move. Sbon
alter reaching Dead~OJl. and wade
getting awly with . dnu"r .. i res
taurant. = stranger came tn and called
hun = sn.pe. AMI = blk,arl. AMI =
chicken. and e ,eral Other orn,th'log c
al coguDmens, AM eaieI by kicking
the ccoSn out .: b puy hat Nov.
the proper wa would have been DpGil
on, a pppper and have popped thai
stranger until the Don isy sun wou
have IghteI up ms whole Interior bI;
the he let the golden opgortu
nitg slip away. aud was whtst.ci GU, OF
the ueIghbJrhoo l..
Thea som. onet1,d him that lac III .ht
str. 4 joJ iu tn. railroad Offices. IL
he hal obe.ci instructions he would
have been all night. IL, Was tod -
slant his hat ON MS ear. light = fresh
cigar. AMI wa.k IN on tine maSuaie. and
SAY.
Hello, old 7xo-how's your bully
health IN : morning. Iia q smoke?
Be; YOU WALL How are al the boys.
al, how Got i pa e here fpr acItp
wlo up Ia snuff, AMI the >trJn rs.
brand A. that Come out and gu' some
ia NJ At my expense. No,hInS mean
about me. and don YOU forget II. old
pard,'
Yes. he lost the situation throIsh his
own ob,tn4rv. lie snrtkel INTO tbs
olice ike a sheep s~tctter. put his hat
on a chair. and family inquired II they
would be- 20 c,era ting good A. 10 ia
form him II there was 4 oIe-h hose va
canry Ia he I'll ed. They gave han the
boss bpun in lie eli 4 IN mute. and
after that no boo, b!a K wOud look II
HIM.
Then there was a provision dealer
who was terribly in want ot an assist
ant. The Dclrolter was Just the man
for the plrcc-eXcept that be wasn't.
He was put on the right track by Il hO-
tel clerk. who explained:
Nov, this Jones il rather queer.
and q must strike him right. lYu
want - "a in and cu,S him from his
eyebrows 10 his toe mas. AMI when
you get through you can pretend that,
YOU took hm 'oro.d Smith. just around
the C ,rncr. He's 4 greet cuS-cr. an!
he'll take To YOU Ike mOla,,eS 10 a
Single
That Job was also lost. The De,ruitcr
called IL the store, cNp,a ned tina. hc
had heard 50 AMI -. and cuie / with a
wi>hy-waShy request Il be taken on
trial-Salary no object. Old Jones
heard HIM through. and then calIel
him a Michigan d!>h-raG. an Eastern
mulberry and ever 81 many other
things, and tried II hit him N the back
with Il barrel OF Chicago htri tack.
Ii WAS the same IN Il dozen other
eases, AMI finally 4 prominent citizen
ofthe town took it upon himself u halt
the Detroiter on the street and say To-
him:
Say, boy, this amt no town for
you. Hadn't you better =: up aud
ily?'
The Detloi,er couldn't ily, but he
had Il gait of SIX miles an hour. W. hull
and down. lie also got 4 lift on 4
freight train now and then. and h has
now returned TO apcople whom he can
understand and appreciate.-DtrOt!
Ere Press.