The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-08-11

Nail the Campaign lie."
The fly biteth lively now.
Corn 60 cents per bushel.-
Get your wood measured.
Cholera morbus prevails.
Listen to the mosquito bird.
Politics seem to be ripening.
Fall blowing has commenced.
IT'S the last month of summer.
Hickory nut crop will be short.
Last week was q cred hot" one.
Corn will be short in this county.
Eaton exhibited a lively appearance
last Saturday.
The hog market this season viii open
at about Sc per hundred.
New potatoes are plenty and a reason
able price.
Joe Coffman is on his way home from
Iowa.
The vegetable that young ladies like
most is tomato oh!
Bright yellow silk mits are worn with
toilets of black.
The town is full of pretty school
ma'ams. INSTITUTE.
Not a single lightning rod agent has
vel been sun-struck this season.
Mrs. Morris Sturm, Of Clinton, ILL.,,
was visiting Eaton friends this week.
Miss Mary vanAusdal, of Dayton, is
visiting friends and relatives in Eaton.
A watermelon party came off at J. P.
Acton's residence last Monday evening.
John L. Cassen is now ready to squeeze
your apples into cider. Give him a call.
The rain Of last Saturday and Sunday
came in time to save thousands of BUSH
els Of corn.
The swallows are already beginning to
assemble in iocks, preparatory to their
homeward flight. f.
1t is hard to tell just now whether it is
the minister or the milliner fills the most
pews.
Refrigerators should be carefully clean
ed. as they are more deadly than the GU
cumber, if allowed to become foul.
The price of watermelons is dropping,
while collins show q corresponding up
ward tendency.
Will Stephens and his young friend
Wilson, of Greenville, spent last Sabbath
in Eaton.
One hundred in the shade makes a
man satisfied with the new version of the
testament.
Costiveness cured by Rinehart's Liver
Pills. Only ONE for a dose. Sample
dose FREE. For sale by Michael & SON..
For SALE-A spring wagon. Enquire
at Fishers blacksmith shop, on north
Maple street. [iul2s-2
Hunters say the crop of young quail
next season will be immense. The dry
weather has been favorable for Matching.
Baldwin county, Ala, which has a
population of 5000, has not a single law
yer and only one physician. Happy
county.
Ayers Pills are a general favorite, be-
u CT their powerful yet gentle opera
ton. Medical men prefer them for nerv-
GUS or delicate constitutions.
An Eastern man is lecturing on what
IKnow About He'll" He exhibits four
marriage certificates among his creden-
tails. Some could dol on one.
There is 6 department regulation for
bidding postmasters to read postal cards
under a penalty Of u thousand dollars
Some people feel easier.
The New York Star advises people to
"keep cool, clean and healthy" That's
all that is needed in this world to break
up the undertaking business.
Neither the watermelon nor the GU
cumber of 1881 seems to manifest that
wicked energy so disastrous in previous
years.
It is laborious TO write local laconics
when there is nothing to write about
This is the hardest time of the year tc
edit a local paper.
Reason the girls are parting their hail
on one side is that they don't like tolool
like the idiotic youth who part their All
in the middle.
1t takes eight hundred full blown rose'
to make a tablespoonful of perfume
while ten cents worth of cooked onions
will scent a whole neighborhood.
Don't seek shelter under tree during
a thunder storm. 1t is better to take
good drenching than to run. the risk o
being struck by lightning.
The wind blows over the oat stubbl
already, an indication among old-tim'
agriculturalists and people in the rura
districts that fall is fast approaching.
Smokers who indulge in the luxury c
a pipe are cautioned by physicians t
look out for epithelioma, or cancer 9th
mucus membrane of the lip.
If anybody thinks he can write bette
'ink-slings'' than these, all right. We
give him a chance to put in his best lick
this hot weather.
W. From an exchange we learn tbs
"Checkerboard hose are in the market,
and that "Crushed strawberry" is a ne
shade of pale red.
The boss picnic Of the season will
held next Saturday, in alderman
grove, opposite the fountain well, mel
Eaton. Don't fail to go.
"Habitual promenading on the stree
by young girls, is injurious to a good r
putation." We hope some of our YOU
friends will think about this.
One of the horses driven by Glenn G