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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-08-02
lancaster fntelIiQenrer.
TUESDAY EVENING, AUGUST 2. 1881.
DRIVING ALONG.

DRIVING ALONG.
For the INTEILI0ExCER.
For weeks I've seen her driving
Before my window now,
And I've the while been striving
/ have indoed-I vow!
To check the growing interest that cannot
help but feel,
But I'm failing-!t Is useless try1ng-lt Will
steal
Upou mc-it fears no frowning brow.
She looks as straight before her,
As if she feared one sight
NV way, forcer would store her
Future life with what might
Make it q pain to live it, as II here a siren
sung,
And all were lost who heard its melody of
tongue
Inaction fell upon them like blight
And yet know she's longing
TO have one wOman's look
In here, il without wrOnging
Prim PrOpricty, she could crook
Her gaze into my window, rs she passes to
and fro,
Just TO find out why watch her, as she drive
along so slow.
Up-looking from my pen or book.
I'll miss her when no longer
sec her on the drive,
For my interest grows tho stronger,
Tho more and more [ strive
= hold il. We may dam the stream to check
it in its dow,
But we merely give II power 10 inundatc all
below,
When its letters it shall rive.
On this interest much ponder,
For scarcely know her name;
What her life is l must wonder,
What her nature what her f:Lme.
I:ut how often faces, figures, that We never
saw before,
Strike CHORD of our existence that shall vi
brate cvcrmOrc,
With music wild or tame! W.T.. NJ.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-08-02

DENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD-NEW
L SCHEDULE-On and after MONDAY
MAY 18th, 1881, trains on the Pennsy-
wanna Railroad will arrive and leave the Lam.
cnster and Philadelphia depOts as follows:
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-08-02

DEAD THIS
~ LANCASTER, Pa. April @, 1881.
IHE kiDNEYCUIA MIRO COMPANY.
Gen1s-It gives me much pleasure to say.
That after using one pack of KIDNEYCURA
nave peen entirely cured of o severe pain IN
too, after trying various known remedies 1
nave every confidence in your medicine,
cneerlulIy recommend IT, and know that many
benefited. PETER RXEER
m26lyd Foreman Examiner ana Exnr.ss
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23
Anatomical Analysis-The Stomach.

The stomach is the best friend OF
man, but he uses it as if it was his worst
| enemy.
1t is supposed to hold about three
pints, but if man can't put four quarts
in it he feels disappointed and "hun-
gry."
When a man gets hold of anything he
don't know what to do with he puts it in
his stomach and takes all the risks. And
he never learns any better, though he
suffers the torments of the unblest ever
after.
It is generally considered that the
stomach is hopper into which anything
can be thrown, with the assurance that
the digestive machinery, will take care
of it. This is not so. Fried shingle
nails and fricassed hair pins will not as
simulate with the human system any
easier than leathery fapjacks or lobster
salad and milk.
1t is erroneous to suppose that when
the stomach is packed with solid food of
seventeen different varieties it is capable
of holding several quarts of different
sorts of liquid. It will fail to make
comfortable feeling swill tub of itself.
"The older a stomach grows the
stronger it is, is an error. A ten-year-
old stomach will get away with green
apples and peanuts, shells and all, while
forty-year-old stomach will simply get
away with itself and all that's in it.
1t is useless to attempt to pave the in
side of the stomach with conglomerate.
Nothing but the best Belgian pavement
should be used, and that should be thor
oughly masticated. You can eat Belgian
just as safely as you can thousand
things you do eat.
In making beer vat of your stomach,
under the impression that you will thus
become walking brewery you will find
out your mistake. You will merely put
on bay window which will be expen-
sive to live up to.
A sea voyage is an excellent revelation
of the capacity of the stomach. There
is no danger of losing it altogether In
the process, though you frequently feel
the fastenings break. A few hours on
land will bring it otis "hungry."
The first thing a man does when his
stomach feels bad is to put some medi-
cine in it to make it feel worse. He is
looking ahead for the happy contrast
when it viii possibly feel better.
The more medicine a man puts into
his stomach the more that organ seems
to crave, and the more money the patent
medicine man gets to circulate his ILL
looking portrait in the newspapers.
Occasionally stomach is obliged to
go empty. If those who overfeed them
selves were obliged to fill these empty
stomachs with the surplus they eat, and
don't need, there would be no starvation
In these parts.
Don't mistake your stomach for a re-
ceptacle of everything that tastes good,
but use it nationally, treat e to gentle
doses of strength giving, nutritious food,
moderate quantities of milk drink, ex-
hilarating exercise, little fresh air oc-
casionally, and you will reach that
happy elevation of good health and
spirits which will render you totally
oblivious of the fact that you have a
stomach at all. A man who is thoroughly
aware of the presence of his stomach is
not wen.-NeU Haven Register.
The concern that always makes money
the mint.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23
HOUSEHOLD HELP.
from the Detroit Free Press " Household. ~


MEAT CAKES. Stake cold meat mince
fine with fat bacon; season with pep
per and salt; mix well i; fry in cakes and
serve in gravy.
BOILED LEG OF MUTToN-Boil well in
clear water until tender, seasoning the
water with salt; serve with egg sauce
and garnish with parsley, sliced lemons
or currant jelly.
OLD COLONY CAKE.-Three eggs, one
scant cupful of butter, two and one-half
cupfuls OF sugar, one cupful OF sour milk,
three and two-thirds cupfuls of -four,
tcaspoonful of soda, spice to taste. Sift
powdered sugar over the top of the cake.
SPIoED APPLE TARTs. Rub stewed
tart apples through q sieve; sWeeten
and flavor with mace or cinnamon. Line
soupplates with crust, fill with the apple,
and lay bars of crust quarter of an inch
wide over the top of the tart. Bake till
the crust is done.
VEAL PATEs.-Chop some cold veal
fine, molsten with cream and an egg
beaten; season with salt and pepper !;
then make up with the hands in tho
shape of cones or patty pans, and roll in
crumbs. Either fry IN q buttered pan or
bake in hot oven.
LAMB STEAK. steak dipped in
egg and then in Graz ker or bread crumbs,
and fried until it is brown, helps make
variety for the breakfast table. With
baked sweet potatoes, good coffee and
buttered toast or corn mullins, one may
begin the day with courage.
PUFF PASTRY. pound of -four,
q little more for rolling pin and board.
Out the butter and lard through the
-four (Which should be siftedD into small
thin shells, and mix with sufficient ice
water to roll easily. Avoid kneading it
and use the hands as little as possible in
mixing.
RICE FRUIT PUDDING. One large tea
cup of rice, little water to cook It par
italy; dry line an earthen basin with
the rice fill up with quartered apple, or
any fruit you choose. Cover with rice.
Tie cloth over the top, and steam one
hour. To be eaten with sweet sauce
Do not butter the dish.
PoTAToEs A LA TRIANoN.-Wash. peeI
and slice some very good potatoes of
medium size, cutting each potato into
six pieces; steam until tender; have
ready some fresh butter cut into dice.
place the potatoes in hot dish, sprinkle
crushed salt and strew the butter over
them and serve Immediately.
MEAT PE.-Take mashed potatoes,
seasoned with salt, butter and milk, and
line a baking dish. Lay upon it cold
meat Of any kind; add salt, pepper, cat
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23

lThose who wish to fix in memory the succession
x the soyereigns OF England can easily do 80 by
committing the following lines 1t has been said Of
he first part that is not new, but useful; and Il
: thought the second part, though new 6nd never
avina been printed before, may be useful also:l
First William, the Norman,
Then William, his son;
Henry, Stephen aud Henry,
Then Richard and John;
Next Henry tho Third;
Edwards, one, two and three,
And again after Richard,
Three Henrys we zee,
Two Edwards, third Richard
If right y guess
Two Henrys, sixth Edward,
Queen Mary, Queen Bess;
Then Jamie the Scotsman;
Then Charles, whom they slew,
Yet received after Cromwell
Another Charles, too.
James Second, the exile,
Then Mary, his daughter,
And William, her husband,
From over the water;
Next Anne, best woman and Queen,
Best ruler and wife
That England had seen.
George First, from Hanover,
First KING Of his line;
George Second, the next
Of this house from the Rhinej
The third of these Georges,
For his tax and expressions,
Was whipped by George Washington,
Though helped by the Hessians;
And left to George Fourth
His curtailed possessions
Then William the Fourth, Of Hanover, too,
Who, false to his wife,
To his country was true,
Who married poor Caroline
Just to beat her and kick her,
And dying at last while his people
Sang Gloria
Left the throne to his niece,
Princess Victoria;
since the Norman fifth Queen
(Of the Kings they were peersl,
Who ruled over England
In eight hundred years
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23
Selected Miscellany.

No principle is more noble, there is
none more holy, than that of true ODE
dience.
The praises of others may be of use in
teaching us, not what we are, but what
we ought to be.
Not a mother, not a father, nor any
other relative, will do so much for US as;
well-directed mind.
No man was born wise; but wisdom
and virtue require a tutor, though we
can easily learn to be vicious without
teacher.
A good temper, like summer day,
is the sweetener and soother of disaui-
etude. 1t sheds brightness over every
thing.
He who is false to the present duty
breaks thread in the loom, and will
see the effect when the weaving of a
lifetime is unraYelled.
Reflect upon your present blessings.
of which every man has many, not on
your past misfortunes, of which all men
have some.-Charles Dickens.
Earnestness is the path to immortaIi-
ty, thoughtlessness the path to death.
Those who are in earnest do not die:
those who are thoughtless are as if dead
already.
A certain amount of opposition is q
great help to man. Kites rise against
and not with the wind. Even q head
wind is better than none. No man ever
worked his passage anywhere in dead
calm.
Hearts, more or less, [ suppose, most
Of us have, but we keep them 50 close
cased and padlocked-we wear an out
side SO hard or dry-that little or none
Of the love that may be within, escapes
to gladden. those around us. And so
life passes without any of the sweetening
to society that comes when affection is
not only felt, but expressed.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23
Testing His Affections.

A mean trick was played on an Austin
darkey, Mr.. James Grow, not long since.
He had been paying attention to one OF
Uncle Nace's daughters, it being gener-
ally understood that she was to get, on
her marriage, house and lot, which
Uncle Mace has reserved. Uncle Mace
is sly old coon, and determined to test
tire genuineness of his future son-in-law's
affections, SO the other night, as they
were smoking their pipes, he said:
"ATr. Grow, [ has been cogitatin' ober
matters and things, and I has come to
de 'clusion not to donate Matildy dat ar
house an lot on Austin Avenue, for de
reason"
Mr.. Grow sprang to his feet in a fine
rage. He pulled down his vest, and
singing his stovepipe hat on the side of
his head, said:
''In dat case, sab, our future relations
done ceases to exist, from dis moment,
sah."
''But let me talk, Mr.. Grow. I was
going ter say"
80, go hire hall, and invite yer
friends to attendI' exclaimed Grow, in
solently.
"An right, Mr.. Grow. Our future re-
lations has done cease ter exist; but I
only wanted ter let yer know cat de rea-
son / objects ter Matildy habin' dat
house on her wedding day is because it
am too small, so am gwine ter glib her
dat two-story cottage on Pecan Street,
which am wuff twice as much.
Jim tried to explain his position on
the University question, SO to speak, but
Uncle Mace solemnly lifted up boot the
size of ham and pointed to the gate,
so James took the hint, and refused to
linger. Texas Siftings.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23
The Honest. Yeer Honest Merchant.

A tail young msm of twenty years
landed at the Union Depot with bun.
die under his arm, and &fteI-three or fouI
minutes spent in getting his bearings he
walked up Jefferson avenue and turned
into clothing store.
DO you wish to try ON some coats
and vests for dollar" asked the pro.
prietor, as he rushed from behind the
counter.
"NO, I guess not. Do you deal on the
square?"
"My trent, dot is exactly What does.
I vas SO sqnare dot I losIe So, 900 last
year. Can I sell you an oafercoat for ten
dollar?"
"No, guess not. Here is an over.
coat that I bought OF you four weeks
ago."
Bought of me ?"
eyes, think you are the man. When
I got it home we found it was moth
eaten. I can pick it to pieces in dozen
places"
els dot bossiblel Und how much
you pay?"
eight dollars %
"My sthars And What you want
now?"
-" want my money back"
Nhell-vhell. My trent, am sorry
for you. You seem like an honest poy,
and it vIAas too bad"
Yes, it was swindle, and want my
money back"
"Dear me, but I wish you vhas here
yesterday! Let me explain to you.
You bought dot coat four weeks ago?"
eyes, four weeks to-day"
"Vhell, had sold oudt to my cousin
Philip shust one day before. Philip is
not square man."
"What have got to do with Philip ?"
"Let me explain. In dree days
Philip makes an assignment to my brud-
der Louis. Dot Louis is a leetle off.
He would sheat your eye-teeth away
from YOU"
eyes, but I havn't anything to do
with LOUIS
"Let me explain. Louis kept der
place week, ind he gift shattel mort
gage to my fadder-law, and vhas bounced
out"
81 do not know anything about that. "
"Let me explain. My fadder-law
vhas took NIT fit and died, and he leaf
dis blace- to my wife. Ny wife vhas
gone to Europe for two years, and she
leaf me as agent. Now you see how it
vhas. I cannot tell you who sold you
dot coat. May be it vhas Philip, may
be Louis, may be my fadder-law. II
couldn't hat been me, for vhas in
Chicago. If you leave dot coat Will
write to my wife. She is square, shust
like me, and may be she writes back dot
you can take linen buster and two white
vests and call it all right"
"Say, this is sneaking swindle,'
exclaimed the young man.
MAY be it vhas. Philip was great
liar."
"Tll go to the police!"
"Vhell, dot ish all right; may be de
police Will help me catch Louis.
shust found oudt last night dot he cut
all der hind buttons off all der coats in
der store before he left"
eff you'll step outdoors, I'll mash
you p
"Vhell, L like to oblige, but you see ]
vhas only agent for my wife,
"Well, you'll hear from me again, and
don't you forget it p said the victim as
he went out.
81 hope So hope so. like to make
it all right. vhas only agent for my
wife, but I feel SO square dot I take dot
coat back for tree dollars, if. you vhani
to trade it out in paper collars. DE.
tr0it Free Press.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23

who is surrounded by his staff. They
press in toward the messenger, standing
Immediately below me as / sit on the
bank, when the enemy gives us a morn
ing salute, and the shell comes ricochet-
ting over the hill and tumbles into a
mud-puddle about which the group is
gathered; the mounted officers crouch
in their saddles and spur hastily away,
the foot officers throw themselves fiat on
their faces into the mud the drummer
boy is despatched with mud and dirt
but fortunately the shell does not ex-
plode, or the reader would never have
heard how we got our first Smelling.
And now, "Fall in. men I" and we ara
off on double-quick in cloud of dust
amid the rattle of canteem and tin cups.
and the regular flop, flop of cartridge
boxes and bsyonet seabbards, pursued
for two miles by the hot fine of the enc
my's batteries, for long, hot, weary
days march to the extreme right of the
army at charlottesville s.. Nicholas.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23

"The last time saw Miss x" said a
nobleman, speaking of well-known act
ress to a witty dramatist, twas at q
morning performance, and she had
grown so stout that she almost filed the
box. 80, that's nothingp' said the
ready playwright. "There was a tune
when she filed the theatre"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23
OUR YOUNG FOLKS.
The Little BeggarS, ButtOn.HOIe
Bouquet

II was on bitter winters 6ay.
saw strange, pathetic sight;
The streets were gloomy, cold and gray,
The air with falling snow was white,
A little ragged beggar child
Went running through the cold and storm:
He looked as II be never smiled,
As If he never had been warm
Sudden, he spied beneath his feet
faded button-hole boQuet:
Trampled and wet with rain and sleet
Wlthered and worthless there it lay.
He bounded, seized it with delight,
Stood still and shook it free from snow:
INTO his coat he pinned it tight
His eyes lit up with sudden glow
He sauntered on, all pleased and proud,
His face transformed in every line;
And fingered that the hurrying crowd
Might chance to see that he was fine
The man who threw the flowers away
Never one half such pleasure had
The flowers best work was done atday
In cheering up that beggar lad.
All me, too often we forget,
Happy in these good homes Of ours,
How many in this world are yet
Glad even OF the withered flowers
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23

All bachelors would like to shake
hands with the man named Morse, who
recently got married, and four weeks
later applied to the legislature and had
his name changed to Re Morse.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23

GEORGE SCHMIDT was playing cards
with the widow Smith in Cleveland.
Gazing with a sudden assumption OF
amazement and delight at particular
card, he declared that he saw in it the
fact that $75, 900 was buried in the back
yard. Then he pretended to selfishly
regret that he had impaired the secret
to the widow, which made her eager to
share in the treasure, and enabled him
to get 500 from her for the cost of the
proposed digging. This was merely
preliminary experiment by Schmidt A
few days later he swiEdled the widow
Kneiss out of $500 in the same manner.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23
In Affectionate Remembrance.

"What shall I get you to remind you
of me while I am away" asked fash
ionable Austin young gentleman of his
intended.
'Do you want to get me something
that will always make me think of you,
when I look at it ?"
yes, darling"
"Then buy me monkey to play
with, TEXAS SJtings,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23

'My brethren, +" said Western clergy
man, ''the preaching OF the Gospel to
some people is like pouring water over
sponge-it soaks in and stays. To
others it is like the wind blowing through
chicken-coop. My experience Of this
congregation is that it contains more
chicken-coops than sponges."
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-12-23

The concern that always makes money
the mint.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-02-03

A a portion of the Library Knowledge
additions complete IN = volumes sno In this
marens, iussia gilt TOP g. this style
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-02-03
Notice Of Final Settlement.

Notice q hereby given to all creditors and
others interested 10 the estate of Everett III.
Mathews. deceased, that I. Harriet E. Math-
eWs, adminietratrfx of said estate, intend to
make final settlement thereof ut the next term
Of the Probate Court of Iron county. Mo-, to
b held ct the courthouse In Ironton. Iron
county, Mo-, on the first Monday in February,
A. n. 1881. i HARRIET E. MATTHEW,
de.o0po4 e ses Administratrix.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-02-03
Ortler AZ Pubyf ekakfao2a,

Order. f PMb.f eQ1fp2s.
In the Circuit g01 81 ~. Mo-.
Octohnr ~ ~ T A. IN Nov.
4tfi.f 1850 e e. 3 al - - y
The State OH sourt at frereiation and
to the use Of James Buf,rd. Collector
of the Revenue of Iron County, No.,
against
John y. Blair. !. B. Tennison and all
unknown Interested parties.
faction TO Enforce Paymeptnf Taxes
Now at this day comes !se splaintiff,
James BufDrd. collector of the revenue of
Iron county, Mo-, and shows to the sat-
3sfaction of the court that the defendants
are on-residents ,,f the State Of Missouri
aud can not be summoned in this action
by the ordinary process of law; it is. there
fore, ordered by the court that publication
be made, notifying said defendants that
an action has been commenced against
them in the circuit comFk of said county,
the object aud general nat e of which is
enforce the lien of the State of Missouri
for back taxes for the years 1870 to 1878,
inclusive. on the following real estate,
Belonging to said defendants. to wit:
The east half Of the northeast quarter
Of SETON 3s. township 81, range west;
IAN ftemized statement in the nature of
q tax bill showing the amount Of taxes
BOW due on said real estate. for the years
aforesaid, amounting in the aggregate to
the sum of SIS56. is flied with said petition.
AS provided by law.) And unless they be
and appear at the next term of said court.
to be holden for said county of Iron, and
State of Missouri at the courthouse in said
county, on the fourth Monday in April
next 1851. and on or before the sixth day
thereof Qf the term shall so long continue;
and. If not, then before the end Of the
term. and plead. answer or demur to said
plaintiffs petition. the same will be taken
as confessed, judgment rendered iE ac-
cordance with the prayer of said petition.
and said real estate, or so much thereof
AS may be necessary TO satisfy said judg-
ment, interest and costs. be sold under a
special fieri facias to ne issued thereon.
It is further ordered that copy here
Of be published according 10 law in the
.'Iron county Register weekly news .
paper published in said county OF Iron,
and State OF Missouri.
A true COPY:
Attest. with seal, this 3!st day of
fsEAL.l December. 1881.
JOS. HUFF. Clerk
jan1 3n26 iron County Circuit Court.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-02-03
Arcadia College
AND ACADEMY
OF THE URsUI;IND olD1x1o.

The system Of education pursued In this
institution: " desigued TO develop The NOR
NJ intellectual and physical poW0rs % the
pnplls; to make them refined. aOoompllsh-
ed and useful members Of society.
Pupils Of all Denominations are equally
received-all interference With thear CO.
victions being carefully avoided.
THE1960
For young lady boarjerS Will b Sor The
present, per session Of i've moothss
$75. 00-payable In advance.
Terms for instruction In music, foee19u
languagea. drawing, painting and or
namenial handiwork can be had By APP
plying ~ below.
Attached to the Convent, and totally
separated from the boarding schocl. - .
SELECT DAY SCHOOL
In which the usual branches OF sound and
practical education are carefully
A system, Of rewards and monthly ex-
limitations begct In the pupils healthy
mutation which stimulates study and
Produces surprising results.
Terms the Day sehool will remain -
formerly - One Dollar, Two Dollar.
Four Dollars. or Five Dollars per month,
according to the studies pursued.
In the Day School boys II years Of
age and under sciu be received.
1'rospectnses, and other Information.
may be had by applying. In person Or BY
letter. to MOTHER ROSE,
Superioress Of the Convent Of the Ursuliue stsra,
Arcadia Iron Co. Mo.