Arizona weekly citizen., 1881-09-11
Facts and TancieS.

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 Joseph Cook IS in Germany and the
 tide of emigration from that land wa,
 never greater-I Ex-
 1 Captain Howgate smiled when he w., arrested The government also smiles to the extent of nearly S200,000
 Advice that is given away Is not a,,- ! preciated, and is given away because the ! giver has no use for it himself
 Song of the Sioux chief as he leaves ! the wigwam of his Laughing Water Oh, Siouxarua, don't you cry for ms. ! Louis of Bavaria has been accused or ! being insane and now tbar he is to wci a l3-year-old girl, nobody will doubt
 It has been suggested that @ suitab', opening for many church choics Woui,s be: "Oh, Lord, have mercy on us mis- erable singers"
 Old Polouius evidently imagined | Opheiia to be a musical instrument Mark his words. Sull barping on my daughter. Queer old crank.
 The Crab is the name of a paper pub Hshcd at Ocean Beach. The hc5le boy who cleans out the office and carrie, copy, calls it the Devils Crab.7
 Guitteau used to belong to Henr Ward Beccher's church, it Is said Ho may be able on that score to pIrsuadc the jury that he is a lunatic.
 General James If. Lane, of Whining ton, \. C., has accepted the professor ship of mathematics in the Missouri School of Mines and Netllgrcy.
 Saltwater bathing being uNir.ous t3 the hair, elderly fair ones at the ~---------- ing places usually lay aside their locks before starting to the bal.- New Or leans Picayuue.
 sharks have appeared at Sng Siur. and 1t IS m order for the funny news paper man to say great many sharks have been there for years behind the bars.
 Never permit your son to have any amusement at home. This will induce him to seek it in places where you will not be annoyed by his n0isc.-BOston Transcript.
 X cockney friend thinks a china nest egg ls quite hen-cuuragIug rC the fOul-- Transcript. Is iton hest thus tO deceive the good and trusting 'en Not lays the heggsg
 Since her marriage, the Baroness Bur dett CoUtts is said Co look ten years younger While this can he ats-ibuted if-sarhG f. v.Ii5 K never dry, is the chap Nno is on duty at Concy Island n a bathing suit.-COm. Bul. One of the wettcr-uns, no doubt.
 There is loud call from AucuSla, Atlanta, Savannah and other Soutban manufacturing centres, for female Oper-A atives, as, it is said, Southern girls will not work in the mills.
 "Arrotrocious says hay fever is ba- enough, in all conscience, buE-tc have % touch of the ol2-fashioned French-Lou' Quiuse-sOrc-tiiroat with 1t, IS real allie tion.-N. Y. Com. Advertiser
 Only a short time ago, Nlior Daniel the Democratic candidate for GoyeruGr of Virginia. made a speech in which a". said. Confederate money, though dl- honored auI repHdiated here, is curreu' in Heaven.
 'St religious weekly, alludmg to rall- roaa ''.-, remarks that che Is nov nincty-onie,' 'yJJal -sof age, ard IS |ortl Sl0OW,O00 It does @ he expects to be in possession Ol-l - amount.
 Wife of an Episcopal minister to hec washerwoman: "Weil, Bridget, how dlt you like the sermon Sunday Bridget " It was beautiful like to go to Una church. It's SO nice to see your hua- band courtesying around i'm hls shrOud
 Emma Abbott says that if necessary to the deliueatiOn of @ character sLe would not hesitate to kiss the stage carpenter. All the stage-caTcnters L. tle country will be having new operas written for Emma tO appear in.
 It was a fantastic conceit of Leouidas Robertson, ot Madison, Ind, Go arra3 himself in his wife's dress and bOunc. and then hang himself. He felt that as long as he could have them before hlns' and mediate on their cost he wohld hC auTious to tlic.
 General Hurlbert, the newiy-appoint ed representative of this country, pre- sented his credentials tO the Pr3vslJuG. President of Peru on July 2t, at the same audience that Mr. Christifncy, thr retiring Minister, officially announced his approaching departure.
 Those dynamite bricks sand to te shipped Co England, are very harmless affairs. They are less daugerUus than the spirituous brick a man carries home in his bat The latter will cause an sxylo- sion-1 the mans wife is not too weak to discharge her lmEual fireworks. Nor ristown Herald.
 Another Ohio man has inst got place. He was @ postmaster who just 5iJved the government a little money by printing his own postal cards, and Inc hasg got a nice place in jail There is no salary at- tached to his new place, but then uO- body is trying tO crowd him oUc.--lfawk- eye.
 aFor my part, said Mrs Hoinespan, "I don't sec what folks want Co pay money for picters for. when tho papers are chock full of 'em, and real booty ones. toOT And then she continued to c1t out the ive--pad cBts, Pinkha1 DOT traits, Before" and After gems, and Dr. LOnghair and Professor Humbug's presentments Poor, silly woman; she thought as much of those newspaper il- | lustrati0ns as some people do cf chrO- mos.
 THE Philadelphia Times is reHond- ! bic for the following: | 1t will be pretty difficult to some per | pie to believe the story which come. ! from Michigan that three girls made al ! a party and eloped with a young man; | that by going to three different ministers he married all of them, and then a.l ' of them went on bridal tour. If thls story came from anywhere but 1licli- gan 1t would le incredible, but there j. no possible way of denying any stoTv which comes from Michigan. X fev young men like the Michigan yOung
 man would have a wide field of open
 tion in the East, where there are ever SD
 many more girls than boys. W..h ht
 tie enterprise it might be possible to ge-
 eight or ten brides together in the cours1
 of a day. As sad as the fact IS, there are
 a great many girls in this part of the United States who can never get mar
 ried as long as the law restricts a man @
 one wife. There are not enough men tn
 go around.
 In consequence of the disturbed rell l tiOns between the French and British l residents of Newfoundland, mOre pl3els-