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The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-07-30

On last Wednesday afternoon, during a sud-
den thunderstorm, a lightning bolt struck a
large pine tree in a field belonging to Mr. s.
G.. b. Faulkner, who resides about eight miles
from Richmond, Va. AT the time Mr. Faux.
ner and anumbcr of hands were working hear
by. The report was sharp aud loud, and shock
ed several of the men. Mr.. Faulkner noticed
that the tree was set on fire by the lightning,
and sent the hands to clear away the brush to
prevent the fire spreading to his fencing. A.
bout 20 minutes after the tree was struck an
other loud and deafening report was heard IN
the tree and on examination 1t was ascertain.
ed that the fire had communicated with a shell
which was lodged in the tree during the war
The tree was somewhat shattered from the eX.
plos on o. this old companion, and the bushes
near y were cut down by the fragments. No
one knew of the shell being in the tree. This
is most singular occurrence, and probably
the first where a shell was exploded by light,
nlng.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-07-30
CHICAGO ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RY

Its main line runs from Chicago TO Council
HlufS, passing through joliet ottawa, Ia Sale,
GeneseO Moline Rock Island. Davenport west
Liberty, Iowa City. Marengo. Brooklyn,Grinnell.
Des MOiues 1.-THE capital Of Iowa. stuart itl1n-
tic and Ayoca: with branches from bureau
Junction to Peoria. Wilton JUNCTION 10 Musca-
line Washington. Fairfield l.. o Belknap,
Centreyilie. Princeton. Trenton. Galidtin came
ron, LeaVenworth. Atchison. and Kansas CITY /;
Washington 10 Sigourney, Oskaloosl. and KNOX
VILE, keokuk to Pennington, Bunaparte, Rem
tonsport. independent. EidOn. Ottumwa. Eddy
Vile OSkaloOsa, Pella. Monroe. and ll'S MONIES;
MoInes 10 Indianola and Miuterset; Atlantic to
GTiswoId and Audubon; and Avoca 10 Harlan
and Carson. This is positively the only Rail-
road, which owns aud operates through iine
from Chicago into the state ~ Kansas
Through Express Passenger Trains. with Pull
man Palace Cars attached. are run each way daily
between CHICAGO and PEORIA. KANSAS CisS.
COUNCIL BLUFFS. LEAvENwoHlH ahu: ATCHl-
SON. Through cars are also run between hIlwau-
kee and Kansas CITY. VIA the Milwaukee aad
Rock Island Short Line"
The Great Rock Island - u mSrnihcenily
equipped. It's road bed is simply i,'t aud rs
track Is laid with steel rails.
What viii please you most Will b, the pleasure
of enjoy lng your meals, while passing over the
beautiful prairleS Of Illinois and Iowa IN one q
our magnificent Dining cars that accompany al
Through Express TralhS- lou ttt an ehulS
meal as good n Is served In any nrSt-clsS holel
for seyenty-nve cents.
Approaching The fact that majority OF the
people prefer separate apartments Tor dlnrfeut
purposes tand tue Immense passenger business
Of this line warrantiug IT. we are pleased 70 an
nouuce that this Company runs Pullman Palace
PULLMAN PALACE CARS are rur
COUNCIL BLUFFS. KANSAS CITY. ~
Tickets via thi. Line, known a. the
all Ticket Agents i'm tho United states |
Il. r.. BILE.
krr rxssi 2. ~ Cg-fr,i NsLA.f.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-07-30
DRUGS, Paints. Oils, Colors, VarniShes, Glass.

In Drugs and Medicines purity and care in
|compounding are uf the greatest Importance.
The undersigned calls your attention to this,
las he exercised great care in selecting his
Drugs and in the preparing of the same not
only the greatest care is exercised but every
thing is proceeded with scientifically. The
stock is the most varied in this county, and
the prices always the lowest, quality consid-
|dered. You will also find the finest stock Of
Druggists Sundries. Yankee Notions, Toilet
Goods of every description, Fancy Articles for
weddings, birthdays. &c.
In Paints, Oils, Brushes, Colors, Varnishes.
plate and Window Glass, no competitor will
Isincerely claim to equal my stock, neither in
Quantity, quality or price, my goods being the
very best grades in the market Everything
guaranteed. My facilities for handling goods
are double those of any other establishment.
Thanking the public for their liberal patron
age in the past and hoping to serve the same
and great many more in 1881. I am truly
yours. 6. GEHRING, Druggist,
North of Court House. Ottawa, ILL.,
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-12-02
Hash.

Fiddler's green-Amatour violinists.
Wonder if grass widows ever have
hay fever?
~ occasionally drop into poetry" as
the man said when he fell into the edi-
torial waste-basket.
GLOW many carriages shall you want
to maui the grief?' is said to be the
way undertakers put it in Deadwood.
Nevada school teacher died the other
day, and the local newspapers announ-
ced il under the head, Gloss of a
Whaler."
BY the premature discharge of blast
at Helena, Montana, five men were
thrown l20 feet into the river, but
escaped alive.
at is true,n said Slocumb, as lie
wiped bis mouth carefully, "that ono
swallow does not make summer, but
il imparts a pleasant warmth"
"Dear Sir" said an amateur farmer,
just from tho city, writing TO the chair
man of an agricultural society, "put
me down on your list of cattle for a
calf"
A wicked exchange accuses Emma
a bbott Of saying: "Some girls are born
fat, some achieve falness and some fix
themselves up with old newspapers and
things"
An illiterate farmer, wishing to enter
some animals at an agricultural cXhib'
ition, wrote to the secretary as follows
"Also enter me for the best iackass;
am sure of taking the premium.
They were at a dinner party, and he
remarked that he supposed she waf
fond of ethnology. She said she was,
but she was not very well, and the
doctor hard told her not to eat anything
for dessert but oranges.
Young ladies who adopt semi-mas
culine garb should take warning by {
recent occurrence in a New Yort
church. A couple came in DRESSED
alike in ulsters and round hats, and OH
being shown to pew one of them i'm
mediately dofied his hat. The usher
waited reasonable time for the other
10 show the same token of respect, and
at last, out of patience, reached over
and knocked off the Offending head
gear, when, TO his horror, he found he
had uncovered the curly head Of q
young lady.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-12-02

one eve and ono half-ram; to Perry
Peck, Pataskala, Ohio, three ewes; to
Warren Hit, Granville, Ohio, one ram
to Albert Buan, Pataskala, one ram; to
j T Patterson, Pataskala, Ohio, one
ram.
Mrs. S L Hayward, Bridport, to
Jonas Rice, Bridport, six rams and
two ewes; to Ii f Beach, Ferrisburgh,
six ewes.
TY Quackinbush, Superior, Mich,
to A A Wood, Salem, Michigan, one
eve from the flock of ID Il Holden.
FM Foote Middlebury, to Edmond
Butler, Coffin Summit, N. Y, four
rams from the flock of w d Nash; to
II d Sly, East Townsend, Ohio, five
rams, and three rams from the flock OF
w j Nash.
J W Wooster, Middlebury, to S A
Englcs, Howard, Knox Co., Ohio, one
ram.
A D Thompson, Bridport, to John
Berry, Bridport, one eve; to G N Mos
ley, Bridport, two ewes.
A A FarnswortE, Brooksville, to
! William Fits, four ewes.
IG Wooster, Cornwall, to Wood &
Kennedy, Michigan, twenty-five ewes,
and three ewes from the flock of ID j
Brown.
ii W Jones, Shoreham, to James
Forbes, Jr., Shoreham, fifteen ewes
and five rams; to A nj Smith, Shore
ham, ten rams.
G Webster, Whiting, one ram to II
Chaplin, Milton.
G M Fellows, Manchester, Michigan
to S s Brewster, Hanover, Michigan
two ewes from the flock of ii Il San
ford, one eve from the flock of ID L
Doty, three ewes from the flock of I
Stickney e. Son, two rams from the
flock of W A Perkins, and three rams
from his own flock.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-12-02
Take n Smile.
Rifle MISUNDERSTANDING.

lille Practice-Pocket-picking.
A trance-action Walking in Your
sleep.
A restaurant-keeper advertises for
"a boy to open oysters fifteen years
DID,"
A ship is always called "she, "though
we have often heard of mail-steamers.
A fish is dependent creature, and ii
never comes out of the water on its
own hook.
Thirteen lean people commit suicide
to one fat one. Flesh up and save your
life.
Fact about the sex--Although a wo-
mans age is undeniably her own, she
does not own it.
because woman has q b in her bon
net, it is no sign that she always wants
to stay to hun.
When it rains in Newport, the girls
just crawl up under their big hats, and
do not have to open an umbrella at all.
Sewall Stout has sued seven Bowdoin
college students for $4,000 each for in
jury done to his son, Il freshman, by
hazing.
A recent marriage notice ends with
the singular expression, probably ad-
ded by waggish friend; May their
futuCe troubles be lite ones.
The Beers of Africa have been ex-
tinguished, but TIE bores of America
are still at large, and continue to be ag-
gressive about newspaper offices.
"Georgie, do you know that your un-
Gle James found little baby-boy on his
doorstep, last night, and is going to
adopt him?' eyes, mamma; and he'll
be Uncle Jim's step son, won't hep
A Nevada girls love letter: "Dear
Jimmy, it's all up. Ma says you're too
rough, and l guess she's right. I'm
sorry; but can't you go TO Europe and
get filed DOWN."
"Havc some milk, this morning ~
asked the milkman of Toozer, who
stood at the back door. ''No, not this
milk, some udder," said the little one.
And the milkman walked chalk line
away from the house.
There was an awful state of affairs in
a little Michigan town, where a type
setter substituted the word "widows''
| for "windows." The editor wrote
'The windows of the church need
washing badly. They are a disgrace to
the village"
There is a young lady in Keokuk,
Iowa, who is six feet. four inches tall,
and she is engaged TO be married. The
man who won her did it in these words
"Thy beauty sets my soul aglow-Fd
wed thee right or wrong; man wants
but little here below, but wants that
little-long."
They had been engeged TO be mar.
ried fifteen years, and still he had not
mustered up resolution enough to ask
her to name the happy day. One cven-
ing he called in particularly spoony
frame of mind, and asked her to sing
him something that would "move'
him. She sat down at the piano and
sang, "Darling, | am growing old"
"Did you observe that woman Y' sale
a gentleman to his companion, as o
sharp-featured female swept haughtily
past them. The friend nodded to indi
cate that he had observed her. "Well :,
am indebted to her for the chief happi
ness of my liie." "Indeed, | can i'm
agine the gratitude you must feel tow
ard her," "No, you can't; only he
present husband can do that. Tel
years ago, asked her hand in mar
riage, and she refused me-"
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-12-02
CHURCH DIRECTORY.
MIDDLEBURY.


Rontisf-Meeting in the Court House, Kcy. "
uihhard pastor. Sabbath services NJ ~ 40 u. III IA.
and d. M; Sunday school at ~ p. m Trayei
meeting Thur sday evenin & at O'CLOCK;
observation-disclosures Pleasant ana MAIN sts: ..
nov r. r.. Spere, pastor. Sunday services at
~ 'scx ti a. NJ. and 700 PM. Thursday evening
praxer mr. W meeting at 700.
'Methodist~North Pleasant-st. Rev. NJ. u. MeaaI
pastor Sunday services at ~ 40 aa;r A. N, @nu ~,
T.O0 PM, Thursday evening prayer meeung ~
! 100. Glass meeting on Friday evening AZ 29. D.
EnisconaI-St Stephens Church-Main-st. hcv
Wm' T Tillcy, rector. Sunday scnool az IL
m Sunday services at 10 AS AN. and 10Y Pm;
Roman Cdtholic-Weybridge-st Rev. Ea; .
Malony pastor. Sunday services, alternate oau
natbs: High Mass at 1000 AM; Vespers ano
Denediction at 6 30P.M.
EAST MIDDLEBURY.
Afethodfsf- pastor. SUNDAY serVioc'
at2:00PM
Baptist-Rev. David +. Estes, pastor. SUNDAY
services at 10 AS AM. and TOO Pm. weekly
nrayer meeting on Thursday evening at Z 90.
Aefhodist-Kev. NJ. A. Wicker, pastor. sunuay
ervices at 1 90 and 7 200 PM. weekly prayer
meeting on Thursday evening at :00.
EDiscopal-St. Paups Church-Rev. f. .. flsher
ector Sunday services at 10 45 AM. and w Pm
Friday evening at 90. s.
Mission Chdpel-Dr. ii. A. lngham. S,a!, Sunua!,
services at 0:45 AM. and 7:OO Pm. WeeAl,
prayer meeting on Thursday evening. ..
Roman Catholic-Rev. j. kerlldon, paston
Services, every Sabbath; High Mass az lo'V
An; Vespers and benediction at 100 Pm.
Congregdtionat-Rev. George Il. HAL, Pas.o,r
sunday services at 10 As AN. and 100 Pm. Week
prayer meeting on Thursday evening AZ ''"'
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-12-02

WORDS THAT STAIN. "A small brush of
camel's hair had been dipped into a
fluid in which was some nitrate of sill
yer, or 'canslic" as it is sometimes
called. The brush was wiped upon a
white sheet. Pretty soon there ap-
peared black stain upon a white sur
face. 1t did not look very dark at first,
but the action of the light seemed to
deepen the color until it was an ugly
spot that could not be washed out nor
bleached ont in whole summers sun
shine. @
A bright lad heard a vile word and
an impure story. lie thought them
over, they became fixed in his memo
~, and they left a stain VIII ich could not
be washed out by all tho waters of this
great round earth. ssss
Do not allow yourself TO think of vile
"smutty" stories, or unclean. words.
There are persons who seem 10 take an
evil delight in repeating such things.
And those who willingly listen to them
receive stain upon their memory.
To give car to filthy takers is to share
their sin. Don't lend your cars TO be
filed aad defiled with shameful words
and vile stories. tss
In these days of evil speech aud bad
books il is our duty to take caro- what
we listen to and what we read. A bad
story smirches and defiles the heart,
pollutes the memory and inflames the
fancy.
Shun these things as you would poi
sorous vipers. Draw back from hear
ing them as you would shrink from
the ''cancerous kisses" of the crocodiles
seen inDe Quincey's opium dream. If
By chance you have heard ny obscene
words orviie stories, drive them from
your thoughts asyou would the black
winged bats from yonr face at night.
Ask God to help you. Think of the
true things he has said, and study the
pure and beautiful things be has made.
q. Haggerman. q nas4.f
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-12-02
,.,nRoAp TIMETABLE
,,v.,rAvr MIpDLEBURY.
LEAVE vERaENNEs.
ADDISON RAILROAD

ADDISON RAILROAD
Mixed train leaves ii at 90 A. Nj; arriving "'
I.eicester junction at 10 go A. nj. =, A.as
sfIssI rain leaves Leicester Junction AZ aAo
y NJ. at arriving at II 7l5 Z. nj.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-12-02
cENLAuR
IininI1ent.

The most Powerful,
Penetrating and Pain-rsfeving
remedy ever devised by man. 1t
soothes Pain, it allays inflammation,
it heals Wounds, and it cures
RHEUMATISM,
Scfatica, LumbagO, s Sca1ds,
Burns, Stir Joints, Cuts, Swell
ings, Frost bites, Quinsey, Salt
Rhcum, Itch, Sprains, Calls, and
Lameness from any cause. Suf-
ferers from
PAIN IN THE BACK,
Fever Sores, EruptiOns, Broken
Breasts, contracted Cords, Neu-
ralgia, Palsy or dislOcated limbs;
and owners of horses, planters, me-
chanics, merchants and professional
men everywhere, unite in saying, that
CENTAUR LINIMENT
brings relief when all other Lini-
ments. Oils, Extracts and Embroca.
tons have failed.
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posr-oFFICE NOTICE.


MAILS ARRIVE.
From Ripton, Granville, Hancock, East
Middlebury, Cornwall, West Corn ,sA NJ
wall and Bridport.. .......... 70 % n AZ AZ
WAY mail from north ..............'. % N N
New York Rutland and Albany...... 4;lo a. n, n,
Way mail from SOUTH. .............. o:zor' m
MAILS CLOSE. oou
Way mail going south. ............ .,., y I, ;SV NJ
way mail going north. Z' oo M
For Ripton, Granville, Hancock, East
Middlebury, Cornwall, west Corn m u AZ,
wall and Bridport.. .vv Nj ~
Closed mail for Boston and Rutland.... AZ f. N M
closed mail for New Y ork and Albany 40 T. Ill
MAILS ARRIVE.
From New Haven, the North, New YORK, bost on
and the West through burlington, :3o r. M;
From New Haven, the South, New YORK; Dos'
ton and the West 100 p. NJ. .... r,,
err and Starksboro, 100 p. M Mondays "eones'
avs and Fridays, at 4 80 p m.
From Lincoln, p. nj. , . .,ool, ir
From south starksboro three times week II
regularly. ,. .;u,. n ,veek 4, .
regularl
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-12-02

THIS PAPER g'S :: iS:ss q sSs;esFs;
Advertising bureau n n T9s5W TWEW YORR.
eontracts may be maoe hok "~ -
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-12-02

Sir George Fox says the English GUS
tom of shoeing horses costs the nation
S45, 900, 900 annually, and that 1t is,
moreover, o useless proceeding.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1881-12-02

The lily Of the Scriptures, according
to the best authority, was the purple
iris, the heur de lis, q plant considered
sacred TO the Virgin Mary.
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,Mlihnltburp 8sgisttr
Pu LrsuED EVERY FRIDAY.
r.. MI b A I L 4 Y
EDITOR AMI. .PUBLIsHER'
TIE r. M s.;
dvertisrng Rates.

heading notices, per line, eacn inser s.or',s,ng
MT: j.: n; .rt Pa!ss, Row tTimes, Building), New
Agen';; u authorized to contraction Advertisements
Il, iorn ths Register at our best rates.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-24
The Way of 1t.

A farmer once was told that his tur-
nip field had been robbed, and that the
robbery had been committed by a poor,
inof'ensive man, Of the name ofPalner,
who many people Of the village said.
had taken away a wagon-load Of tur,
nips. Farmer Brown, much exaspera'
ted at the loss Of his turnips, determln.
ed to prosecute poor Palmer with all
the severity Of the law, With this
intention he went to Molly Sanders,
the washer-woman, who had been busy
in spreading the report, 10 know the
whole truth but Molly denied ever
having said anything about a wagon
load of turnips. II was but q cart-load
that had been taken, and Dame Hodson,
the huckster, had told her so, over and
over again. The farmer hearing this,
went to Dame Hodsop, who said that
Motley Saunders was always making
things worse than they really were ;
that Palmer had taken only a wheelbar-
row full Of turnips, and that she had her
account from jenkins, the tailor.
Away went the farmer to jenkins, the
tailor, whe stoutly denied the account
altogether. He had ouly told Dame
Hodson that Palmer bad pulled up
several tuTnlps, but how many he could
not tell, for that he did not see himself,
but was told by Tom Slack, the plow-
man. Farmer Brown next questioned
Tom Slack, who IN his turn declared he
had never said a word about seeing
Palmer pull up several turnips he only
said be had heard say that Barnes, the
barber, was the person who had told
him about It, The farmer, almost out
OF patience at this account, hurried of
to Barnes, the barber, who wondered
much that the people should find pleas
ure ID spreading idle tales which had no
truth in them. He assured the farmer
all he had SAID about the matter, while
he took of the beard Of Tom Slack, was
that, for all he knew, Palmer was as
likely to pull up turnip as his neigh
Dor,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-24
Travels Of an Eye-StOne

Rufus Miller, is we'll known farmer
living at Mechanicstown, Conn. Some
FIVE or six years ago, just before retiring
Mr.. Miller placed ia his eye what was
known as an eye-stone, for the purpose
of removing a mote, as he had frequent
ly done before. For the benitit Of those
OF our readers who may not know what
an eye-stone is, we will explain. 1t is
q small, white, round she'll, about three
sixteenths Of an inch in diameter, con-
cave on one side, convex on the other
and quite thin. Its taken from the head
of the crab, one being found under each
eve of that crustaeean. In the morn
ING when Mr.. Miller awoke he could
not find the stone. He made a careful
and thorough search, but all in vain,
and he made up his mind that it was
gone for good. Not long ago he telt a
hard growth on the end Of the little 6n.
ger of his right hand. He showed it to
some friends, who concluded 1t was
wart and advised him to let it alone.
He did ill some time age, when it be-
gan to be sore and he commenced pick
inc at it. He soon found out that some
hard substance was under the skin, and
digging away, he finally took out his
long-lost eye-stone. He examined it so
carefully that there can be no mistake.
He now recollects that at one time he
experienced considerable soreness in
his wrist, and suppose at that period
the stone was pressing in that direction.
How this bit of carbonate Of lime ever
made that long journey without being
lest or absorbed is a mystery. That 1t
did so there can be no doubt,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-24
Don Piaft on Comets.

All OF nature with which We are Ia
miliar is benefcent. We feel kindly
toward the sun 1t has been worshiped
and the moon is friendly ; the very
storms that sweep along the earth have
goedly results. Why, because Ne are
unaccustemed 10 comets, should we
fear?
1 thought last night, as Rszea upsn
the beautiful stranger, of the Lords
avenging angel sitting on it's nery froDt,
as il swept down the imneasurabls
spaces with its tidiugs Of war, pestllencs
and famine, to the nations Of the earth.
And then 1 laughed at the ludicrous
idea Of our earth, a mere atom in the
unending masses en- masses OF worlds,
being favored by messenger so much
larger than this world of ours, that the
object proposed is out Of all proportion
to the means.
They do say remarked my primate,
old Mr.. Enlow, a tall, aged specimen
of Virginia product, that that comet
indicates trouble to the people Of the
North
We'll, Mr.. Enlow, what do you
thlnkY
4 think, sab, that its foolishness.
Comets are fyin' about all the time
Sometimes we see 'em sometimes we
don't
Little jOkers, sh?'
We'll, 1 won't say there's any jek-
in about it; but it stands to reason
that they're made for semsthln' better
than carrying news about, and than
there's no certainty in the news. Now,
does that foretell war, or pestilencs.
or famine, or all in one load?'
You think these heavenly bodies as
unreliable as the Bellefontalne RspEb-
hcan q
Well, not so bad as that. 1 don't
want to do the comets any injustice.
But l think, to have certainty and
give poor mortal, a chance, there eught
to be comets, say. in three colsrs-red
for war, blue for famine, yellow, say,
for pestilence.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-24
A Marriage Fee in Beeswax.

u.oe,bo e,s, so,,Ioro or Tllinois
o.o rOdo - .roooh ond ro,oh u non-
IT,.
w ~ ~, Co.
p a1,a ',1na,ro,. ,Lasa ;ra,
uof I'll 80 i,u'""'e ','eSe 'n0'
U'"'' u "V"'''' '''' y '''' '''''" ~
a"e'u0'0'
O"' u"' '"''' '0"o ~ "i' 0'''oo "
'oU's """ ''''" P""''O y ''"s
"o'n""'
be yo1 The squire" asked Inc manly
youth.
/ eS' ST.
Can you tie the knot for US right
awayT
ne'' si'
n'' D'u'" ~ you 'H"ise
One uoii"r Is 'ne 'esai iee' ST.
Will you take your fee in beeswax? ?
Yes, ifyou can'tpay cash.
Well, go ahead and tie The knot, and
III le'cn 10 the wax
N'' Saiu Tue squire 'hlnklns 'nere
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-24

most iortua ate circumstances, the
trains had simultaneously entered from
opposite ends upon the longest piece
of straight track between the two tele-
graph stations, and an instantaneous
application Of brakes had brought them
to a stop within twenty teet Of each
other, No. 2, recognizing the 'spsclal's'
right of way, back to Williamstown,
where it went in on the siding, and
Clncinnati's millisnaires and capitalists
proceeded unhurt on their journey.