The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-03-01
THIS AND THAT,
ODE TO SARAH

ODE TO SARAH.
| Alas. sweet Sara H.!
You're the costliest female woman
That ever eyes did see;
| You're the costliest female woman
| That ever got aboard
| Of the lighting express tri-ain
| Aud through the meauOws roarsd.
| o why, sweet Sara b.,
| Do the tek-l-ets TO your playin'
/ Hang up so far ft0m mcp
| Pm so MAJ | could he a-slayin'.
Thluk you Pm made of wealth
| And have notnin' 10 do hui countln'P
Sweet Sal, you mar my health.
And what's that Turin talk?
| Do YOU call that "a conversation?
| l don't know clay from chalk
| IL ia sich there IL Information.
Alas, sweet sara Il
| YOn'rethe costlest female woman
That cysr eyes do see;
| You're the costliest female woman
| II Seems that way to me-
Mrs. Hardaere says Governor Murray is 8
perfect Apollo.
Pet9r Cooper gets begging letters at the
rate OF two a day.
Tho hens, having learned of Mr.. Conkling's
visit 10 Mentor, have resumed business.
There arc always boros. After man has
been bored al his life, the worms bore him.
Mormon Cannon brags of his brats. He
says he has more children than bis opponent
received votes.
At a Quincy masquerade, the bell of the
evening was thin young man dressed II
Sara Bernhsrdt.
New York merchants arc said to have liv--
ing dummies, pretty girls being employed to
wear goods that are to be displayed,
Sitting Bull has four NOTWITHSTANDING, and
that's why philantbropists say that some nj
lowaDce should bo made for his outbreaks.
Thoy jerk torpid bass through holo in
the ice AT Watslw, and call it sport" We'd
as lief ash ia N maekeral key. - lad. Review.
Fools live on brain food alone ~ Y
Con Alyl SO that's hit you bad IN tbst
BIZ basket you were Juggling upstairs, WAS ii!
Tho Louisville express offices refuse 30
tpte charge Of small boYs unless they are
dead. Even an exp ess company Is Unt equal
to y small boy while h9 10 alive.
An Illinois man finds that, in ,rlor 10
m Ike bis new parrot amount 10 anything, he
must learn Spanish, US that is the language
A noble Indianapolis man continued bis
boobkeeper's salary while that industrious
person was out for few weeks, trying TO
strike balance with typhoid fever.
Now that he is dead, tho New York CON
gresham is abused by several republican
journals. 70 road these papers one might
suppose Fernando Wood hui become Fire
Wood.
A Michigan. tarmer, who saw three bears
eating a COW, shook q blanket at them and
cried "shoo " but they wouldn't move on.
Thop he cracked hs whip as hard MS he could
and the bears ran away.
A high toned New York lady paid $500
for poodle the other day, and two Of her
relatives we're ut the same timo eating public
soup in Syracuse. All we care TO show is
that poodlcs have not declined in price,
Free Press
A Louisville engtaver prided himself
much on the picture Of doc which he bad
made a. a simple for his advertisement He
published it, the advertisement was seen, and
presently be began to got letters asking him
whs. kind of dogs be had for sale, and wha,
were his figures on them.
Mr., Cyrregp onjent Rodleld is married and
has three chidien, g girl snd two boys. Mrs
| HWjacFa w,ita5: Mrs. R'dteld ia Penn
s,Iynnan. She is charming laly, with
cordial vivrcous wage and bdghl face ont
oi which tho happy light OF gulhood hss
not ,RIed. "Slo Is a grept reader" said Mr..
Rediield, "but has never dabblej much in
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