Daily Republican., 1881-06-16
RREyITIES,

BREVITIE6s
sun rises at 424.......... T. sun sets 7,Ge,
Devil'd clans at FuIlmer's. I
Fullmer'S celebrated clam soup.
Fullmer's celebrated clam croqucts.
Ice cold salt oysters at FuIlmer's.
Fine Irish dulcc at l6cts nt lO5 L, 9TH
Don't forget our lOc raisins at 1903 L. 9th.
Best family coal at 622 W. Front street.
Samples OF cheap refrigeratorS at 09c store
Parker. cupping and leechinS 1OS L. I'd st
! Tickling the "iancy'-Playing against {
! faro bank.
Great bargains in tiourat W. ). Townsend g
| Sixth and Tatnall streets,
! Try our borax soap at Sets at Grange stort
| l03 +. 9th street.
Great bargains in -four at ". ). T0wnsend's 9
Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Ladies will you miss the bargains in hoUl
at sc. 50 it's going fast at los L. 9th.
Fresh Chester County print butter daily at
n. T.. cor. 2nd X King StS., j Il. HiDbcrG.
Awnings of superior quality, at the lowest
market rates, at John Willie's, 404 Market st.
Families can be supplied with the best
-four at Townsend's, 9Th and Tatnall streets,
According to the Cincinnati Saturday
NN''A-
drawing tone.
silence is golden" sometimes. but when a
fellow fails to respond to dun it looks more
like brass.
Wealth may not bring happiness, but it
manages to make appearances very agrecdbly
deceptive.
"Mean,Y she cried. My husband is the
mcancsJ wretch in the world He won't give
me the least excuse for complaining.
II is bad to have a corn on the foot. hut
rrain speculators are sometimes in worse
condition by having corn ON their hands.
Nothing so confuses lover while making
n declaration of the tender passion as to be
obliged to stop and sneezc during the recital
1t is considered wrong thing for hus-
pand to strike his wife, hut PeriecCy r!ghS Tor
a wife to collar and culi her husband
IfyOu want to know where you can buy
furniture and bedding the cheapest 81 to W.
WoOdward's, 9th and Tatnall streets.
L. A. Humphrey, the halter, 10 Market s
street. has grand display of straw hats, the
largest stock by far in the city OF wilmington
The Philadelphia Sun thinks that the ferry
man is always AZ cross purposes. Ihe same
idra is AL Iplcable to his scoldtng wife.
The Sandwich Islanders think that the
devil, in form Of woman, walks the earth. ii
he wore French heels he wouldn't walk far.
He is man 'after my own heart as the
Young lady remarked about the man VINO was
wooing her with desperate disregard OF the
SORROWS OF Il Benedick.
A married man has his most acute sense OF
the meaning of the word failure, when he
first attempts to sing his tcethInS bahy 10
sleep.
William G. Pennypacker Co. roller mill
-four is giving better satisfaction thah any
aour in he market. Sold by Mccartney, W.
10th street.
A pianist writing. from the country to
friend, said that ne took his morning walk
uvpsto. ate his breakfast andantc, dined con
iru.o, ara suppcd decrcScendo'
Lovers We suppose, suffer most from me
sichatc nerve philadelphia" Itohl' IL
seems to lis that au tmrecnnlous p"ht would
ill the bill better than over, lis iIF Nv inc
sigh attic nerve Is conct ,ed
.She broke my heart" were his dying
words. She demanded an investigation VI
tho charge. and upon examination, he "as
found heart-whOle. II was his NLhh-@ocount
slle broke
Dr. harmon will remain only two days
longer and can he found at COS Market street,
from ga. m, to 10 p, IN, OF evenings:
Remember Chronic cases specially, and
only two days longer.
..Let him that is innocent cast the arst
stOne." shouted stump speaker. LeC no
wniIty man escapew yelled u citizen in the
Tront rank of the audience, as he whackcd the
sneaker on the head with boulder.
mean man put sixteen hornets in
whiskey bottle ard gave it to a Texan man
in the dark to take a drink out of, and though
the hornets got in their work AZ they went
down, tuu N7N4n remarked that IL wasn't real
Texan whiskeJ, ns it lacked fire.
Emerson says write it on your heart that
every day is the best day III the year We
shall not do it, Mr.. Emerson. 1t is bad
enough to tell Il lie, without writing 1t down
and putting ones name to It, Why there are
soIue days waen we don't get more than one
invitation to take something.
Her name was Eva, sud she was good
girl. One evening, while out walking. she
asked her atiianGed to show her the style OF
diamond ring that groom ought to present
to bride. mot this evening"" he said.
mot this evening"" she quired, petulantly'
"No good Evening"