The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-10-06
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ofi-h ibsy erade car grasp
Il Connecticut woman vas sppoinis d
constable the other day. and the hrs,
thing sbe said was Nov. shall csicl q
nAn."
A fs,her.iE. Law tna, have considerable
feeling for ron. bat il dcpenjs on your
celebrity whether be reaches you every
time be feels for you
a kind writer says. You can trust q
,aan Who loves horse Of dog" A livery
man says be has tried Il. aud Says there Is
no money In IL
--An Ohio man owns pig weighing lJO
pounds, that was born with two legs, and
II uslks around on them like the rest VI
che family.
Brush. The electric light man, pre-
diets that electricity will soon be stored
tor family use. Think OF sending your
"ltlcsi boy 10 tho grocery store for pa.
yer 81 salerAus aud a two pound can OF
electricity
Can you read. my girly" said lady.
paironizingly. 10 waitress in New Eng
land mountain hotel. Yes. ms'am--in
seventeen languages. was the answer.
Feather beds are not healthy. at least
10 summer Even goose covered with
feathers will stand all night on one leg,
rather than sleep on bed Of feathers
There's some things ~ old ~ the
hills, anyhow" said old Uncle Reuben.
What are theyi" asked his niece. "They
are the valleys between them child" sol.
emily answered the old man.
Said old Cornelius Vanderbilt TO
young man who came to tell him the sad
story Of how he had lost money by stock
operations: Sonny, don't ever buy what
you can't pay for, and don't sell what you
haven't got
4 pcirifed human form was found in
this State the other day, one thousand
feet under ground. Sometimes it is found
necessary To bury book agents as deep rs
that, but as general thing seven hundred
feet is deep enough.
A young lady being yoxed with her
lorer, treated him 80 coolly that he asked
permission TO wear his ulster in the parlor.
lie said she made il warm enough for him
after that.
An American girl in Ohio has married
aCmBaman for love, and while she swings
IN hammock aud reads novels, he does
the washing and cooking, and keeps the
fy traps up TO business.
4 fair maidens curiosity: Nov, do
tell me, Charley. said Miss Gigglegush,
who is spending the summer in the coun-
try, which COW is il that gives the ice
creamf | am just dying to see her.
4 man liyoa out West who states that |
he 6rs, met his wife in a storm, took her
10 the iirst bali in storm. popped the
question in storm, was accepted in
storm. and has lived 10 storm ever since. |
fhu, couple must be Mr. and Mrs. Cy
Clone.
4 bride complained TO her husband
that she had been too busy all day to get
oil her feet once, and that unhappy MAJ,
who had already discovered several make.
ups IA her construction, exclaimed, in
amazoment; Great heavens! do they come
of, toog'
Mt. Desert has a strange woman who
tells fortunes for 81 head A man gave
her dollar aud she told him he was a
fool. He became very indignant, but for
what reason VIC cannot understand, as we
think she was right. She had his dollar.
"A loluacious man suffering from insom.
nia was advised by his physician to get
married. He took the advice and meeting
the doctor some time after was asked:
"Aie you troubled with sleeplessness any
longerl" Thank heaven, no, lie ans.
vcrcd, but my wife is"
A worthy deacon in town not far
away gave notice at prayer meeting the
uthc, night OF church meeting that was
10 I've held Immediately after. and uncon-
stiously added: There is no objection
10 the female lrethren remaining
Pat sAw lady passing along, and es. .
pied tso strips depending from under the
the aoman's cloak Not knowing that
Theses we're styled sashes. and were in the
rgls place. he exclaimed; Faith ma lam,
your gslusscs are united.
An old fashioned minister passing q
new fashioned church, on which spire |,
was going up, was asked how much high /.
IT il Was going TO be. Not much" he
answered; "that congregation don't own
much higher In tina, direction" i,
While an Idaho girl was sitting under
. tree waiting for her lover, grizzly bear
'ane along and approaching from behind, r
,ogan TO hug her. But she thought il |,
sas Tom aud 80 Just leAnei back and en-.
DYED /, heartily, and murmurcd tighter"
nd j, broke the bear all up, and he went