The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-08-04
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

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Hay fever on deck.
Ague weather now
Our Jail keeps empty.
az, The fax crop is good.
Excursions are the rage.
Ed. Dye is at home again.
The Katydid is now heard.
,sWheati is coming to market.
Bustles are on the increase.
Perpetual motion-scandal.
John Crumbaker is ~improying.
No watermelons in this county.
Jos. Woerner, the Peoples Clothier;
y7Good lovoralls &c., at Jos. woerner's.
Crinoline is slowly coming into vogue
again.
The pointed shoe is again returning to
favor.
overdresses are shirred from belt to
knee.
Working shirts 4oc., at Jos. woer-
ner's.
Jacob McKinstry is not dead by a long
shot.
John Lander has enlarged his glasses
to measure beer.
The potato crop viii not be very short
after all.
The price of coal starts where it left
off last winter.
Nobby fall hats just received at Jos.
Woerner's.
The threshing machine is now on its
rounds. 4k3E
The price of pork is high for the sea-
SON, Better sell if you have any, -,a
L. c. Abbott, Esq, was in Eaton on
Sunday last.
: One month more and trouble will be-
gin at our schools.
Misses Mary and Bird Campbell haze
returned from their v visit.
Z Linen collars, all the latest styles, at
dos. Woerner's. >
2 Mr. Meyer, of North Hampton,
md, is visiting Miss Laura Bruce.
The milk business has not been so pro-
ftable lately-too dry. sprinkling ditto.
JACOB McKrSsrRy is dead. His fune-
raj will take place in Eaton on Thursday
morning at11 o'clock, under thescharge
Of the Masonic Order.
ourtaxes will be 50. 90 on the hundred
next time. These are goodR Republican
times.
The two cent return postal cards will
soon be out for the accommodation Of the
public.
During this warm weather do not pat
strange dogs on the head; hire somebody
else to do it.
Another lot of Eighmie shirts received
this week at Goldman's Mammoth Cheap
Store. -
Horseback riding is becoming popular
among the young ladies' OF Eaton Notn-
ing better for health.
The colored camp-meeting will open
at the fair grounds on the 18th. 1t will
afford fun for the boys.
The comet is still 10, 900 of miles
from the earth and the audience will
please keep their seats.
1t is observable about some Eaton
hotels that the loafers occupy the chairs
while the guests stand up:
Persons owing us will confer a great
favor by paying up, as we need money
to liquidate debts and expenses.
Fancy colored dress shirts, two col
lars, &c., 75c. and 9Oc., at Jos. Woer-
ner's.
Many a young fellow thinks himself
the cream of society, when he is nothing
but a milk-sop.
A Mormon seldom travels with more
than one wife. That's as many as he's
able to keep his eye on.
The wood measuring ordinance goes
into effect on the Sth of August, instead
Of the 18th as we had it last week.
The colored camp meeting will open at
the fair grounds shortly now, and chick
ems are looking miserable already.
On Monday, August 18th, there will be
an excursion to Niagara Falls and return
for S.. Everybody should go.
The sweltering August days are nov
upon US. More muslin for our ladies',
and more muzzlin' for our dogs.
You will find the largest stock Of la
dies and gents gauze underwear at
Goldman's Mammoth Cheap Store.
Vennor predicts cooler weather for
August, i~nterspersed with thunder,
lightning and hail storms.
1t is said that the wheat crop will fall
about IL, 0O0, 900 bushels short of what it
was in 1880, in Ohio, this year, but then
we don't believe it.
Josiah Campbell and wife: and l.. T.
McCabe and Aunt LOWE McCabe have
goneon a visit to Delaware and the shores
of Maryland.
Judge Curry and lobby Jefferson, the
two oldest citizens in Eaton. have stood
the cheated term" better than some
younger bucks.
The famous Eighmie shirt is becoming
a general favorite in the county. Sold
only at Goldman's Mammoth Cheap
Store.
The Butler and Warren County Pioneer
Reunion of 1881 will be held in their
grove, near Monroe, Ohio, on Thursday,
August II, 1881,
There will be a Social at Dan'l Coop
er's Saturday night next, for the benefit
of the Christian Church. Ice cream and
cake will he served, All are invited.