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RPlLVKuSR,S TOAST.

Maj. Spilker is a little man, very fat
very genial, and with haS as devoid o.
hair as q porcelain doorknob. His wife
Mrs. Algitha Spilker, is scrawny, sarcastic
and deaf as a sawlog. A person could kick
tin bath tub down the back stairs all
night and Mrs. Splker would snore like q
bass horn in blissful ignorance Of the noise
which proves that she is rather deaf.
There are two things in the world oI
which Mrs Splker is very fonda dinner
party and her husband-she never fails to
accept an invitation to one or to carry the
other with her. For the last twenty years
this couple have been in regular attend-
ance at every party given by their friends,
and on these occasions Maj. Spilker, when
called on for toast, would always give one
to "the babies" in such a happy style that
it never failed to create mirth. His wife,
although she could not hear q. word, knew
what her husbands toast was, and when
he sat down supplemented it by few APP
propriate remarks in which she set forth his
fondness for babies. Not long since they
attended dinner given by friend up town,
and unfortunately for Maj. Spilker and the
assembled guests. he changed his toast with
out warning his wife Of the fact who, Of
course, thought her husband would confine
himself to his regular subject.
"Now, Major Spllker," said Mrs. Barker,
the hostess, as the dinner advanced, "it is
your turn to give toast, and pray say some-
thing complimentary 10 our SEX"
"When my charming hostess" said the
Major rising, "requests me to do thing, it
is my duty 10 obey. Therefore take pleas
uro in drinking the health of the ladies -
Gods best gift to man. The ladies who
cherish us in prosperity, sooihe us in adyers-
ity, and by their tender ministerings tighten
the burden of lfe-I drink to the ladies'"
When the eapplausc subsidized, Mrs. Spilker,
ignorant of the true subject OF the toast, but
glowing with pride and admiration, said:
"oh, Mrs. Barker, you don't know how
fond the Major is of them. I've seen him
have two or three on his lap at once and"
"Algitha" gasped the Major.
"Just teasing the life out of the poor dear
things. He is such a favorite with 'em, and
every chance he gets he is sure to have 'em
in his arms, or be ronping with 'em. He's
got the lovngest nature of any mau ever
saw, and somehow they come to him when
they won't to any one else"
Maj spilker fell back in the chair with a
groan, and silence fell on the party like
pile driver.
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I1UGGED TO DEATH.
AN IOWA GIRL OF SIXTEEN DIES IN THE ARxs
OF HER LOVER.

AN IOWA GIRL OF sIxTEEN DIES IN THE ARxs
OF HER LOVER.
About o'clock last night the family Of
John j. Rail, living two miles east ol this
city, was thrown into intense excitement
and despair by the sudden death of an only
daughter, Miss Minnie Rail, sixteen years
of age. The young lady was in the parlor
at the time in company with Charles Gray,
her aflianced. It seems from the statement
Of Mr.. Gray, which was given with broken
sobs and tears, that the two were seated on
lounge and he was urging her to name an
early day for their wedding. The girl was
coy and bashful and hesitated about it, But
the lover was importunate and sought in
every way to induce a compliance with his
wishes. Al last she consented, saying: al
will marry you in April" In the excite
ment and joy of the moment Mr. Gray threw
his arms around her waist and drew her TO
him with quick, passionate embrace. He
was not conscious of exerting unusual
strength and does not believe that he did.
But the girl gave a short, sharp scream, aad
exclaiming ooh Charley, Pm gonel" fell
dead in his arms, her head resting on his
shoulder. His frantic cries alarmed the
family, who came rushing into the room to
find the pitiful sight of the dead girl lying
pale and inanimate in her lovers arms. A
messenger was dispatched post haste for DR..
Hale, who arrived within an hour But
nothing could be done. The young lady
was beyond all human aid. 1t is the opin-
ion of the physician that heart disease was
the immediate cause OF the girls death. She
was frail and delicate and had long com
planned Of trouble with her heart. The ex-
citement incident 10 her conversation with
her lover had probably superinduced the
attack which led to her premature death.
Naturally the family are overwhelmed with
grief and young Gray is almost beside him
self with horror and despair. Miss Minnie
was very handsome young lady and was
well known in the society circles ofthis city.
She was extremely delicate and possessed
slender frame which succumbed to the
slightest attacks of ill.health. - Reokuk,
(Iol0a) Gate City. March 2Sth.
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AGIFr FOR TEE EEATHEN.

How much is the ante" whispered Red
Gulch miner with single $50 gold piece to
the deacon with the collection plate in the
Baptist Church at Black Run, Col. He was
told to contribute whatever he chose, where
upon he said he'd chip in dollar, aud pro.
ceeded to take $40 change. The deacon
softly replied that no change was given. A
struggle ensued, the plato was upset and the
congregation were in the act Of dumping
the deacon's claim" when the minister, an
old Californian, leaned over the pulpit with
a large navy revolver and observed "The
brethren will please take notice that I've
got the drop on them, and any brother who
declines to go to his seat or touches any Of
that money will have a funeral at his house
tomorrow OF 2 o'clock p. m. Our mining
friend from Red Guleh will kindly release
the deacon's throat or he is dead man.
The $50 gold piece went to save the heather.
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LEHIGHToN COUNTY, Pa SATURDAY, APRIL g. 1881
TOMORROW.

The setting sun, with dying beams,
Had walked the purple hill to fire.
And citadel and dome and spire
Were Hilded by tho far-off geams;
And in and out dark pine trees crept
Full many a slender line Of gold;
Gold notes athwart the river swept,
And kissed It as it onward rolled;
And sunlight fingered 10th TO go.
All well, 1t causeth sorrow
To part from those we love below;
And yet the snn as bright shall glow
Tomorrow.
The tide was ebbing on the strand,
And STOPPING low its silver crest;
The crimson seaweed lay at rest
Upon the amber.ribbcd sand;
Dashed DER the rocks and on tho shore
Flung parting Wreathes of pearly spray,
Then fed away, yet turned once moro
And sent sigh across the bay,
As though 1t could not bear to 70.
All, well, II causeth sorrow
To part from those VIC love below,
Yet thitherward the tide shall flow
Tomorrow.
Two hearts have met to say farewell
At even when the sun won't down;
Each life. sound from the busy town
Smote sadly as passing bell,
One whispered; Parting is sweet pain,
At morn aud eve returns the tide"
"Nay pIrtiny rends the heart in twain"
And stlll they linger. 10th to go.
Ah! we'll, It causeth sorrow
To part from those we love below,
For shall VIC ever meet or no,
Tomorrow
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Tho Language of UmbreirAs.

For instance, place your umbrella in q
rack and it will indicate that it is about to
change owners. To open it quickly in the
street means that somebody's eye is going
to be put out. To shut it, that hat or two
is to beknocked off. An umbrella carriedover
the woman, the man getting nothing but
the drippngs of the rain, signifies courship.
When the man has the umbrella and the
woman the drippings, it indicates marriage.
To punch your umbrella into person and
then open it, means; 81 dislike you" To
swing your umbrella over your head, sig
nifes ~ am making a nuisance ofmyself's
To trail your umbrella along the sidewalk.
means that the man behind you is thirsting
for your blood. To carry it at right angles
under your arm, signifies that an eye is TO
be lost by the man who follows YOU. To
open an umbrella quickly, it is said, will
lrighten mad bull. To put cotton um-
brella by the side of nice silk one sigai-
ies Exchange is no robbery" To purchase
an umbrella means, 81 am not smart. but
honest" To lend an umbrella indicates, III
am fool" To return an umbrella means
never mind what it means, nobody ever
does that. To turn an umbrella in a gust Of
wind pressges profanity. To carry your
umbrella in a case signifies that L is shah
by one. To carry an open umbrella just
high enough to tear out mems eyes and
knock of mems hats signifies, ~ am a wo-
man." To press au umbrella on friend,
saying; ooh, do take it, had much rather
you would than not" signifies lying. To
give friend half of your umbrella means
that both OF you will get wet. To carry it
from home in the morning means. "it viii
clear or"
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IOSlAR.
New York Erenfn1 Pos

New York Erentng Post.
Things has come to n pretty pass
The whole wide country over.
When every married woman has
To have friend or lover;
1t amt tho way that was raised,
An hain't no desire
To have some feller pokln' round
Instead of my .IosIar.
never kin forget the day
That we went out walkIn',
An sot down on the river bank
An KEEP on hours talkln';
He twisted up my apron string
An folded 1t together,
An said he thought for harvest tlme
Twas GURUS kind of weather.
The sun went down as We sot thero-.
Josiar seemed uneasy,
An mother she began to call;
"Loweesy! oh, Lowoezyr
An then Josiar spoke right up,
As was just a startin',
An said, "Loweezy, what's tho use
Ofus two ever partin' 2"
1t kind o. took me by surprise,
An yet know twas coming
I'd heard 1t all the summer long
In every wild bees hummin';
I'd studied out the way I'd act,
But law couldn't do 1t;
meant to hide my love from him,
But seems as If he knew It;
An lookin' down into my eyes
Ho must seen tho fire,
An ever since that hour I've loved
An worshipped my Joslar.
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Railroad Guide.
DHILA. s. READING RAILROAD.
Arrangement of Passenger Trains.


NOVEMBER 1ETH. 1880.
Trains leave eALLENTowN as follows;-
(vIA PKRKIoMEN RA1LRoAp).
For Philadelphia, at "4;3l, CAS-. li.lO a.m.. and
SUNDAYS.
For Philadelphia at *f.s0 n. m. .9.s5 D. m.
WA EAs 1 PENNA. BRANcH.l
For Rending and Harrisburg, O. s5, 9.oO M,
1910. d.3O aud G5 p. m.
For Lancaster and Columbia, C IS, 900 oa.m. and
SUNDAYS.
For Reading, Harrisburg, and way poi nts, s.o5
D. m.
tvrA BETHLEHEM.)
For Philadelphia from i V, Depot H4.s4 G.t2
AS.i7a. IN IA. 5.53, ,~Js4 y. IN. SUNDAY 90 pm.
For Phiiadcluhia from L.tSE s, ueput i2.t4,
Trains FOR oRALLENTowNle leav 10 as follows.
(vfA PERK1oMEN RAlLRoAD)
Leave Phlladelphia, 7.qO Il. IN. anu l'0s, "leO
SUNDAYS.
Leave Philadelphia s.On a. m, a.l5 aud t4.l5
tvIA EAST PEYHA DRANcn.l
Leave Reaoing 500. lO.SOa. M, 2.t0. 35hsnd e.l5
Leave Harrisburg 5.45 SIS and $50 a. M, las
Leave Lancaster. sos a. N LIS and $50 p. m.
leave Columbia '7.5t a. m l.1o and $40 p. NJ.
SUNDAYS.
Leave Reading. s.C0a. IN
Leave Hairisi ule. GOO am,
tV1A BEJHLEHEM.l
cave philadelunia C Is. 70 CO. 9i5, c.l0, A4I5
80 0uu. IN. sunday e.3l n M. - s.Ou u. m.
Trains Ike, thus y lun to and from depot
9th am Greeu streets. philude ,nhia other
rains to tccm III oau street depot. Trains
Via Bethefem" run TO aI q from Beris ST.
Dep, {, except tLOse marked (Al
The AZ ana 6.45 an tlaills frCm Allertown
rnd the ~I.3 ald 5l5p NJ. tram from PhIla
drlpmn. have through cars to end IRON Phila
delpha. g.
j. E. wOoTlEN
General Manager.
c. @ HANCOCK. G'n'l Pass. g Ticket 3Gcnt.
NAV 49,
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If not paid in advance, $l.2o

he knew nothing of military matters, and
did not wish to make any blunders.
His father was rich old Quaker mer-
chant, man well-known and universally
respected in the city.
There is little 10 add.
The brunette thrived and bloomed in the
palace as she would have done in the most
lowly cottage, with the man she loved. The
only shadow upon her mind was The miser-
able life led by her sister, who quarreled
continually with her husband like cat
with dog
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Monsieur B., the eminent naturalist, is
enthusiastic on the subject of animols, anl
tells anecdotes forever about their intelli-
gence He was relating to us the sloiy ofa
hunting dog who. having near sighted
masler aud being well aware Of thus, when
The latter shot hare, always briughi back
a rabbit TAcse rabbits the dog stole il ap-
leared, from place ofwhich lie kuew, nd
into which he bad secret means OF en-
trance. "Then," said we, "what about the
hares Did he eat them ell ?" The naiural-
ist smiled upon US beuigaly' Il. Is PROBABLE
that he sOld theml'
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haYe a little girl, said Mr. Henry Dole,
of this city, IN a CONVERSATION, who was
troubled with a severe lalneuess IN her legs,
pronounced by some Erysipelas, 10y oihers
rheumatism. had 'ried several remedies
without effect, when WAS induced to apply
St. jacobs Oh and am happy to say that
the use of but one bottle cured her, aRd she
is DOW able 70 90 10 school agsin.
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Liquid or Dry.

Some people prefer 10 purchase medicines
in the dry state so that they can see for
themselves that they are pnrely vegetable
Others have not the time or desire to prepare
the medicine, aud wish il already 10 use.
10 accommodate each class the proprietors
OF kidney-Wort now offer that wel-known
remedy in both Liquid aud dry forms.
Sold by druggists everYwhere.-Ti1ltk
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TAD PoLs.
RIDDLE.

With martyrs I've braved the fierce tor
ment and fame,
With missionaries travorsed tho deserts Of
earth
The NJ. DIS TO me owe half their fame.
And without me your music would be of no,
worth. N. C. M.
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Our Puzzle Corner.

ENIGMA,
Composed of % letters.
My 10 is large number
My II II 8 is part Of the human body.
My % 13 is to form.
My IA 10 10 8 IS is the herald Of tho
My 10 20 81 l2 represents actions, deeds.
My whole is proverb
TAD PnLR.
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ORGANIZATIONS.

ORGANIZATIONS.
/. Behead unreserved and leave mass Of
matter of no definite shape.
2. Behead plant and leave viper,
8. Behead confne and leave curve
line.
a. Behead to disable and leave to direct
the attention.
8. Behead bandage and leave to walk
clumsily.
6. Behead multitude and leave cordial.
Z. Behead girls name and leave strong
current of water. BARKts.
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The initials name city of Europe tho
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l. A musical instrument.
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NovEMBER 15TH. $50,
Trains leave ALLENTOWN as follows.-
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Larceny Extraordinary.

An exchange remarks that larceny i
generally confined to articles more ne
gotiable than women and children. but
bad man from Iowa fingers in Hanni
bal calaboose under charge of stealing a
mans wife and children The Journal
Of Friday has this to say OF the affair:
"a man, woman and four children az
rived here on the H. & St j. train We'd
nesday evening and registered as H..
Richards, wife and children, Sacrament
to, California. About 10 o'clock that
night there arrived on the steamer Gem
City 4 man giving his name as Law
renee L. Wilson, of Burlington. He
was IN search of man named Arm
strong. who had eloped with his (Wil-
sons) wife. The guilty couple taking
with them Wilson's four children, the
Oldest seven years and the Youngest
few months. Learning that the party
were ensconed at the National, and reg
istered under fictitious names, he swore
out a warrant, charging Armstrong
with larceny. Officer Disbrow served
the warrant on II. Edwards, who
proved to be Armstrong. and safely
lodged him in the calaboose. The gay
Lothario had bought two tickets for
Denison, Texas. for which point he ex-
pected to start Yesterday. The pre-
liminary examination of Armstrong Is
fixed for nine o'clock this morning, and
we doubt not that it will prove inter-
esting."
Subsequently the case was tried, and
the defendant acquitted and all parties
went their reSpectiye WAYS.
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husband tall. fine looking young
man whose clear, bright eyes faceo
that brilliant assemblage as boldly a:
thew looked down into the foamins
waters Of the Thames years before.
This is the man to whom Ihave glver
my girl, fair sirs," said the old knight
"Many a rich man and many gran
dee have asked me for her; but l al
ways said, "Let the best man win
herr
"And so he has, cried Sir Walter
Raleigh, grasping Osborne's hand
"and the falrest lass in London may be
proud to bear his name, for I'll war.
rant it will be famous yet"
Raleigh spoke truly. a month later
the ex-apprentice was Sir Edward os'
borne; vet few years and he became
sheriff; and when the Spanish Amanda
came, foremost among the defenders
of England, was Osborne, Lord Mayor
of London, from whom the English
Dukes of Leeds are still proud to trace
as their descent.
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CONDENSED TELEGRAMS.

Jacob Williamson ,vas drowned OF
Monday, near Marietta, o.
keene Delanv. brakeman. was kill
ed by the cars at S5daia. No., OH
Tnsday morning
The body of John Geides, cainet
maker, was found IN the river at C,n-
cinnati Tuesday.
Two men. James Walker and Thomas
Dogy. were killed by falling cement
Monday at Deadwood.
Anthony Burks, coal-miner. was
Killed oy passenger tran near Knight
VILE, Ind: On Wednesday.
Mm; Patterson, farmer near
hhnlghtsville. \ Ind, accidentally killed
us son, aged ) years. Sunday, with a
A fallen woman at Coldwate ter, Mich,
w was Killed Monday night by her alleg-
self. s'''' hi'ii-
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The subcommittee on the bankrupt
oy law. Of which Senator Ingalls, is
chairman, has completed the work
assigned to 1t and report prepared.
Mr.. ingalls, has worked steadily all sum-
mer collecting information on the SUBJ
ject. Over 10000 circulars were sent
to merchants. manufacturers, lawyers
and commercial bodies. asking opin-
ions as to the necessity of a bankrupt
law and suggestions as to provisions.
Great interest appears to have been
taken y business men. Many thou
sands of letters were received. The
proportion of letters favorable to the
enactment Of a law was overwhelming.
very few opposed it outside of the great
Eastern cities, and those were generally
grea: jobbing houses, whose busi.
ness was great enough to allow
them to promptly take advantage Of
snap judgment and preferences in set
Elements. Much objection was found
to exist to the establishment of the ma
chinery ofthe old bankruptcy law. The
members of the subcommittee are
favorable to the suggestion, which
originally came from Chicago business
men, that the United States District
Courts be given charge of bankruptcy
roceedings, with special provisions to
enforce their judgments. 1t is known
hat Senator Edmunds favors this idea.
the report of the subcommittee vii be
made to the full committee on Monday
next. if a full meeting can be secured.
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Mr.. Filley's Chances.
special to the Glob. Democrat.

WASHINGTON, ID. c., Dec. 1o.--It is
not believed among those IN the conf
dence of the Administration that c. L.
Filley has any chance whatever to be
appointed to the place in the new Cab
met. The various reports connecting
his name with the place in the Cabinet
have been written or inspired by him.
1t is understood BY knowing ones that
Filley himself don't expect to go into
the Cabinet, but he is endeavoring by
his course to create a claim for some
minor position. IL is known here gen.
orally that Filley personally solicited
names to his own petition asking for an
appointment in the Cabinet, and it is
also known that he presented the petit
ton in person to the President. With
such person as President Arthur it is
thought this conduct on the part of
Fllley would be sufficient of itself to in
sure his failure. There is no instance
in our history where an applicant has
pushed his own claim in person for
such high and confidential position.
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LITERARY NOTES.

A New AND VALUABLE WoRK.-Mr
r. D. Murry, of Illinois, Gen. Agent Of
the Publisher, is canvassing this place
for valuable work entitled THE Ms.
slssIrpr VALLEY, AND PREHlsroRlc
EVENTS" by c. B. Walker. Says the
author in his preface: "The object Of
this book is to supply the means of ac.
quiring clear idea of the Origin. Ex-
tent, Resources and Development OF
the Mississippi Valley" An account
is gwen of the original formation and
condition Of the valley, its first inhab.
itants, the mound builders, etc. A
glance over the advance sheets, and the
table of contents of this work iustifes
us in saying that it will be of decided
value to every student and reader who
desires to learn more of the early his
tory and formation of our own country.
II is work Of over zoo pages, and is
offered at very reasonable figures.