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FOR SALE.

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 a Pair of fine Carriage Horses, 16 hands :: Tn sound, kind, and pleasant drivers weigh HfXAl,140 pounds each. For price and further xLparticu1ars apply to JOHN TROw, au27 r W 13t Barra Washinotou Co VI
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Still in the Field.

FORTY years Practical Surveyor, 50 years in
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Residence erth avenue 9th ward, place of bush
ness in the field.
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Home For Sale.
81 ALL DRUGGISTS EvERYwEEF

modern well-built house containing nine
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Inquire Of CB. SKINNER.
Waterfowl, Sept. /, $780, As
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Lots for Sale,

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West Avenue, well situated for business purposes.
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enquire of John Koehler. wagon maker, Third
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On account of removal from the CT ty. one
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W. KRAUSE.
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THE
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A Newspaper fer Wisconsin Readers
| The Associated Press Franchise having been
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MILWAUKEE,, Dec. q. 1880.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-05-04
A Connubi.I Contrpvrrsy.

The BOLT on the back door had needed re-
placins for long time, but Il was only the
other night that Mr.. Thornton had the
presence of mind 10 buy new one and take
il home. After supper he hunted up his
tooes, removed the old bolt, and measured
the location for the new ore. He must bore
some new holes, and Mrs Thornton heard
him roaming around the kitchen and wood
shed, slamming doors, Pxiling out drawers
and kicking furniture around. She went to
the head Of the stairs ard called down:
Richard do you want anything"
''Yes, dol" he yelled back; II want to
know where in Texas Chat cOrkscrew ISL
''Corkscrew. RichaFs?''
"Yes, corkscrew, Richard? I've looked the
house overland can't md 1t.
"Why, we never had one, Richard"
Il know better I've bought a dozen of
em in the last two years, and ! got one not
four weeks ago. Il S always the way wheE |
want aTSsVhing."
BAIT YOU must zoe out of your head, hus-
band, I" she said, rs she descended the stairs;
I'VE re kept house seven years, and | never
remember of seeing you Bring corkscrew
home"
20, yes, Pm out of my head, l ami" he
grusrbled, as he pulled eat the sewing-m
chine draweran turned over its contents.
Perhaps had better go te the Lunatic ,Asy-
lun right away"
~Well, Richard, l know that have never
seer corksorew in this house"
Then you are as blind as an owl in'day-
lie9It, for i have bought five or six The
house is always upside down, anyhow, and
never can find anything"
The house Is kept as well as any one of
your folks can keep oneW she ret0rted,
growing red in the face.
sd like to have my mother here to show
yeu few things" he said, as he stretched
his neck to look on the high shelf in the
pantry.
perhaps she'll boil her spectadles with
the potatoes again." answered the wife.
'''DO you know who you are talking top
he yelled, as he jumped down.
Yes. do"
well, you'll be going for York State if
you don't look out"
I'D like to see myself. When I-go this
house goes"
Look out, Nancy
'I'm afraid of no man that lives, Richard
Thornton"
'"Ill leave YOU"
And I'll laugh to see you gO7'
Going close up to her he extended his
finger, shook it to emphasize his words, and
slowly said:
Nancy Thornton, I'll apply fora divorce
tomorrow. I'll tell the Judge that / kindly
and lovingly asked you where the gimlet
was and you said We had never had one in
house, which is a bold falsehOod, as L can
prove it."
''Gimlet" she gasped.
''Ges, gimlet"
why, know where there are some three
or four. You said corkscrew."
''Did I?'' he gasped, sitting down on the
corner of the table. well, now, believe
I.dld."
-"And you went and abused me like aslave
because would not saw a gimlet WAS a cork
screw?'' she sobbed, falling or the lounge.
Nancy" he said, tenderly lifting her UP.
"Oh, Richard she chOkingly answered.
Nancy, L will go right out doors and kill
myself"
''No, you needn't; love yeu still! only
Only-you know a gimlet is not cork
screw"
'Itain't-it amt. Nancy, fergimme, and
let's be happy"
And that household is se'quietly happy
that canary would sing its head off hung
up in the hall.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-05-04
Stories About Lincoln.

l.. }. .NSt.I
In 1892 when twenty-three years old, Lin
coin was induced by his friends to run as a
Wing candidate for the Legislature and
made his maiden speech a. follows: Gen
tlemen, fellow-citizens-I presume you all
know who | am. / am humble
Abraham Lincoln. | have been So
llicited by many friends to become a
candidate for the Legislature, My politics
are short and sweet like an old woman's
dance. | am in favor of y 1tional Bank.
am in favor of the internal improvement
system and protective tariff. These are my
sentiments and political principles. II elect
ed i will be thankful If not, it's all the
same" He was not elected at that time.
President Lincoln once said that the best
story he ever read in the papers about him.
self was this: Two Quakeresses were travel
ing on the railroad, and were heard discuss
ing the probable result of the war. 81
think" said one, that Jefferson will sue
ceed." "Why does tl.ee think sop asked
the other. Because Jefferson is pray
ing man." "And so is Abraham a pray
ing man." EYES," but the Lord will think
Abraham is only joking" beautifully re-
piled the first.
After State election in New York, in
which the Republican party was defeated,
Mr.. Lincoln was asked how he felt after
having heard the news lie replied: Some
what like the boy in Kentucky whostubbed
his toe while running TO see his sweetheart.
He said he was too pig to cry and too badly
hurt TO laugh"
1 Duringthe spring of 1854 friend in con
I versation with Mr.. Lincoln about the APP
/ prOachin Presidential election, said moth
ding could defeat him but Grants capture OF
Richmond, followed by his nomination ano
acceptance. WELL" said the President, 81
feel very much like the man who said hC
didn't want to die particularly. but Il he
he would like to die Of"
In the summer of 1862 General Mcclellan
wrote from the Peninsula dong letter to the
President, giving him advice as to the gen
eral politics OF the country and how to'carry
on the affairs of the Nation. What diC
you reply?' asked some one of Mr.. LinoOln
! Nothing; but il made nae think of tlf
IrishEnan whose horse kicked up and eaugh
his foot in the starrup. 'Arrah" said he, ii
| you are going to set on 4 will get off, "
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-05-04
FOR SALE

$50 acres; about 100 cultivated: poor buildings:
young orchard; in Clinton County, 6 miles south
OF Russiaville. Price, 5000
154 acres. in southeast corner of Parke County 2
miles north of Lena; 80 acres cleared; no build
ings. Price, $40
f60 acres, about 3 mileseast OF above; about co
acres cultivated; tolerable house flor remit Price
1000.
2l0 acres miles west of Greencastle: broken
land; about 100 acres blue grass and meadow.
Price. s.. 600
.24O acres, in Morgan County. between Monro-
via and Centerton; poor house; orchard; 100 acres
cultivated: rough land (for Ient). Price. e.. 100
164 acres in Morgan County, near Eminence;
50 acres plowed; good timber; no buildings.
Price, s., 400.
2iS acres, in Morgan County, near Monrovia;
good buildings orchards. etc.: $50 acres meadow,
pasture and pillow land; part rough (for remit
Price. s., 900. az
With the exception OF the first and last pieces,
these lands are generally in bad repair. They
have been taken on mortgage, and are very cheaT
to the right man at the above prices. They have
all plenty of timber and stock water. Where
purchasers are satisfactory. long credit will be
given on two-thirds fthe price. No other prop
erty taken in exchange. Don't reply unless you
mean business.
- FRANCIS SMITH, Loan Agent
2lw Vance Block.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-05-04
Remarkable Crop Report.
Utica Observer

A Renarkable case of surgery was per
formed IN Rome ON Monday. Louis Gleas-
man, who lives in the Gleasman-H0w
Block. has been annoyed by the presence of
rats from the canal, and in order TO dispose
of the animals poison was prepared and put
where they would be apt to find it. Before
the rats were cleared cut. however the hens
swallowed some of the poison and died A
large, fine rooster also ate some, and became
quite indisposed. and fears of death were en-
tertained. Mr. Gleasnlan has niece living
with him, and his father, who is an aged
gentleman. Both of the latter disliked to
lose the fine fowl, and resolved to use their
utmost endeavors to save its life. The two
experienced little difficulty in catching the
rooster, and when caught the old gentle
man acted as assistant surgeon and
held the fowl while the young lady
performed the delicate operation. She first
cut into the fowls breast, removing the crop,
in which also an incision was made and the
contents thereof removed. The inside OF
the crop was then thoroughly washed and
freed from all substances. Then a small
quantity Of food was inserted and the crop
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-05-04
MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH.
New York Market.

NEW YORK, May 2.-Cotton-Quiet at 10sz
G101sc; futures easy; May, 10.40c; June, 10.4Sc:
July, lO.56c; August lO.6sc; September, lO.s6c;
9.92c; January, 1902. Flour-Dull; receipts % 900
bbls; exports, 5000 bills; superfne. So 75@4 IS;
common to good extra. 81 1904 30; good to
extra Ohio 81 45@6 75i St. Louis, 81 55@6 IS;
Minnesota patent spring, S. 25@s. Wheat
Higher; receipts, ls7SOo bu; exports, lo7 600
No. 2 red. 81 .25h@f &c; No: do, 81 $50
80 mixed winter vim 81 3S29@ J. 2S , gSnsrSded
do, sales OF $1,000 bu. at 81 2Sgl 2314: No. 2
red, May, sales of AGA, 900 bu. at 81 221z@1 %;
June, sales OF 100000 bu at 81 20'ssl q July,
Options higher cash lower; receipts, lO9 600 bu.
exports 5000 bu.; ungraded, 54@6lc; No. 8,
55@S6c: steamer, 5SS@SS14c; NO z 9yzssaSoc
June. 5i1s@55; July, 55l4@55<c Oats-Higher
receipts, $1,000 bU. mixed western, 45G4!12c;
white do, 46@5Sc Stocks OF grain IN store Aprii
S32 600 bu.: barley, $4,000 bu.; rye, 1900 bu. ;
peas. 2, 400 bu.: malt 5000 bu. Hay-Quiet and
iirm. Hops-Steady with moderate demand
@l21zc; jobbing, 954@1S1zc Sugar-Steady and
in fair demand; fair 70 good refining, 7497 7-16c
enthusiastically and in moderate aemAnd and
and Unchanged; united, s6Hc; crude, $40
size; refined. $50 Tallow-Steady at 614@6 9-l6c.
Resin-Quiet and firm at 81 IOgl G 20 IqTrpeh-
Dull at I5c Proyisions-POrk quiet and q firm p old
mess si6(dl6 25; new, quoted at slI 20. Beef
firm and In moderate demand. Cut meats quiet
and firm long clear. 50; short clear. ~ 90
Iard-Less active; prime steam. s11 6717@l1 7211
Butter-Duil and weak at 1l@24c. Cheese-Quiet
and steady at l0@l2Szc
Foreign Markets.
LONDON. May 2, 5p. M Holiday at the Bank
of England and ON Stock Exchange. Turpentine,
30s.
PARIS, May 2-Rentes-S4f Ooc-
ANTWERP. May 2-Petroleum-2M.
LIyERPooL, May cotton - Easy at 51f@
SnacnIstion and export and 6. 200 American. Pro-
yisions-Mess pork, 7Os. LARD, oIs 3D. oil-Lin-
seed, 26s.
Chicago Market.
cv,c.ao Nav 2-Flour-steady and un-
changed wheat--Active firm and higher: NO
Chicago spring 81 cash NJ and M May 81 4S9zS
I. Wa ' ualsu,c Corn-lciive firm and higher;
ls ss!eSl cash and June; 4ssg!dc July; dissc
5 Aass cash May ssHsssS June Rye
Steady ana unss ~ a o. Professionalism fairly
active scd and 4 shade higher; si7 s59l7 50 cash;
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-05-04
An Eccentric Caller.

There was a very odd and very amusing
character at the White House yesterday. He
was a colored man, about sixty years old,
short in figure, but in good proportions as
to the belt. His hair and whiskers were
gray. He was ''Chief Justice John Marshall,
himself. He wore his pants in his boots.
The latter were brightly Furnished
to their very tops In his vest pocket was
one of the big silver watches (or ''turnips'
as they called themb of the olden days.
Around his neck and attached to the watch
was an immense brass cable. Attached to it
were numerous brass rings There was one
huge seal ring among them, the component
parts of the seal being sealing wax and moth
ing more. This, he said, was one of the Cal
houn relics. He wore plug hat. The nap
from il had gone half way from the crown.
He was not poverty stricken. Upon his face
was the fat smile of bacon and corn bread in
abundance On his breast was an immense
badge, which said: Chief Justice John Mar
shall, of Virginia regular porter for all steam
boats and railroads" He attracted great
deal of attention, and he seemed to be salts
fed. Martinsburg, Va, he said was his
home. He had just come down TO pay his
respects to President Garfield, and scorned
the hint that he might want an office. He
had raised family of ten children, the
youngest of which "eould lick the salt off
of your head" he said to the Star reporter.
He was in pretty good circumstances; had
plenty to eat, and good home to sleep in.
The Chief Justice saw the President, and
shook hands with him, with all the courtly
grace of his old master whose name he men
toned with great respect. His FURNISHED
boots trod down the asphalt walk on the
way to the Baltimore Depot to return
home, having fulfilled what he thought to
be duty.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-05-04

rented house near HC4rpers Ferry, and that
they lay around all Gay and prowled forth at
night. The men Suspended a bag of bran
from the rafters and whiied away the tedious
hours boxing the bag ndimproying their
muscle.
A white~ashed house stands about four
miles from Chatham, opposite Thomas
Irving s, and this is the Shad homestead.
Young John Brown lived there till the Wal
began, and there he heard the news of the
hanging of his father. Young John is re
membered By the inhabitants of Raleigh
Plain as the say man who avoided recogni
ton.
IL is believed that this portion II the
history of the celebrated instruction has
never before appeared in print.