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Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-11-12
eureka Daitp Sentinel.
1TURDAY -. NOVEMBER 70. 1881
SLOW TO MOVE.

Concessions to humanity come from
the English Government like extracted
teeth. The halo of feudalism still floats
about the Crown. Until within days to
be counted on the fingers, the back OF
the Briton has been barred to the degrad-
ing lash. Cries of shame have at last
made a rift in the cloud Of arrogance and
contempt for the people that surround
the gentry, and shuts out the common
people among the beasts OF the field,
making them dumb to any sensibility OF
the manly sort, mere hewers Of wood
and drawers Of water. The light OF
civilization spreads apace, however. The
War Office of the English Government
has abolished logging. But as a salvo of
British discipline comes q substitute. lit
consists of field imprisonment No. and
field imprisonment No. 2. 1t may suffice
to describe field imprisonment No. l..
Under this form of punishment the
offending soldier may be kept three
months tied up in straps, ropes, hand
cuffs, letters, or both handouts and fct-
tiers. During that period he may for Il
days, with q days interval every three,
be fastened, in addition to his other
f~astenings, to q "fxed object" SO that
he cannot move, for two hours a day.
While this is going IN he may further be
dealt with as if he had been an or
binary criminal under sentence. OF three
months Imprisonment with hard labor.
The ingenious Torquemada OF the War
Office. who has devoted his leisure and
his gifts to this subject, may be con-
graduated on his skill with which he has
accumulated horrors on horrors head.
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considerable, and therefore l will put up a
forfeit OF 5000 against $4,000 and an
additional SIS, 900 against $4,000 five days
before the one fixed upon for the race or,
IL Mr.. Raymond will trot in California l
will put up a forfeit of $4,000 against his
$1,000. l will either give or take $4,000
for expenses"
The De Groat Family i'm Trouble.
OMAHA, Nov. ~1l.-Charles De Groat was
last night found guilty Of arson in having
fired his hat store, over q year ago, to OBJ
tain Sc. 900 insurance. Herrick, an init
mate friend of De Groat, is already serv-
ing a term in prison for the same ~offense,
he having been engaged in the scheme
with De Groat. Two weeks ago Ben. De
Groat, a brother Of the prisoner, was tried
and acquitted on the same charge. The
case has been quite sensational, as the De
Groats were heightened young men, men,
bers Of the church and movers in the best
circles.
|. Cbristiancy Never Know Giro.
WASHINGTON, Nov. II. Ex-Minister
Christiancy yesterday testified in his W
behalf thai he never knew Giro, and wa,
not aware that Giro had testified in the
case until O month after his deposition
was taken. He was perfectly familiar
with the handwriting of his wife. After
examining carefully the letters submitted,
Christiancy said he was confident that all
Of them had been written by Mrs. Christ
fancy.
A Slaughter of COnyicts.
CoRsIcAvA (Texas), Nov. ia report
reaches here that a freight train on the In
ternational & Great Northern Railroad ran
into g convict gang at Riverside, killing 20
convicts and wounding a large number.
The accident is attributed to an open
| switch.
A Policeman ON h Rampage.
SEDALIA (Mo.), New. 11.-A policeman
last night shot and killed W. H. Hyde, a
wealthy farmer. He was on a spree and
resisted arrest.
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A ptsiraI sight.

A pitiful sight about the State Capitol
building during the session OF the Board
Of Pardons is the poignant grief and disap-
pointment depicted upon the faces Of rela-
tives. and friends Of convicts who are I'M
successful in securing q pardon for those
whose liberty they have at heart. In
many instances, says the Appeal, these
people come from far away, and expend
their last dollar in paying counsel fees;
and when they are informed that a regard
for justice and the welfare Of society de-
mand that their prayer be denied, their
~countenances can scarcely indicate all they
feel within.
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THE FREAKS OF A LUNArIC.
He Sets Fire TO- n House ano
Cuts His Own Throat.

About 0 O'Clock this morning, says the
Winnemucca Silver State Of Thursday, the
section men saw a dense smoke issuing
from the section-house near the cattle cor
raj. They fastened there from where
they were at work, and found the
building on fire and filled with smoke.
They subdued the flames, and then
searched for a man named John McMann,
who had been on a spree, and remained in
the house when the others went to work
this morning. The Indians found him in
the ~sagebrush. some distance from the
house, with his throat cut from ear to ear.
He was carried to the house, where DIR.
Hanson sewed up his wound. which was
not deep enough to sever the jugular vein.
The doctor thinks the man will survive
unless he lost too much blood.
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ANOTHER STABLE TO CLEAN.

A specific charge is now made that
very extensive revenue frauds have been
committed at the Boston Custom.house
by the large importations Of entire edi-
tions of books printed in England, in
voiced ut 25 per cent of their real value
in England. and quietly passed as correct
by the Custom.house officials. If this
practice shall be allowed to 90 unpun-
ished. it is easy to perceive not only the
injury that can be done to the American
publishers, but the large number Of
American workmen TO be thrown ont Of
~employment.
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ALL cHEcKs m VAN.

How il vas that the official Bank Ex.
aminer failed to discover Cashier Bald
wins colossal defalcations is now ex.
planned. He was deceived by q forged
letter purporting to have been sent from
1; New York bank, which corroborated
the Cashiers statement. The moral is,
that after all practicable checks and
guards have been devised and adopted,
it is still necessary to trust at last to the
fidelity of the confidential clerk.
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OREGON.


JeR. Parry shot and Killed.
PORTLAND (0gn.). Nov. I1.-Private in
telligence has reached here thatA e. Starr,
q wen known farmer at Prairie City, Grant
County, shot and killed JEFF. Parry,
q young man OF good reputation, because
the latter wonld mot marry his daughter,
with whom he had been keeping company.
Starr was arrested and Is now in Jail. All
the parties are In good standing
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The news comes from Grantsville that
orders were received there to suspend oper-
atoms in the Alexander Mining Company.
1t is claimed that the mines are looking as
well as ever; but this order to close down
following close upon the three-dollar plas-
ter lately put IN indicates either a poor
prospect or a Job.
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silver Reef.

Wells, Fargo & Co.'s bullion shipment
from Silver Reef for the month of October
aggregated $50, 900 Al. The outlook Of
the sandstone district is reported bright,
and the yield for the ensuing season prom
Uses to be the largest since its discovery.
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PACIFIC COAST ADVICES.

Fire Mt MOdestO-A Fatal Shooting
Serape-Races at Bay View Dis
trict COurse-The Trial of Henry
Schwaan-Fatal Accident to John
I.aswell-A Horrible Affair at Sail
nas-ThOmas Garside Stabs His
Niece.
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One thousand Chinamen TO be Con.
tractod for.

SEATTLE. Nov. IA dispatch says q
letter was received here from Dehans
Howard, who is largely interested in the
Onderdonk contract on the Canadian Pa
ciic Railroad, stating that he is going to
China for the purpose Of contracting for
1000 or more Cinnamon, to be brought to
British Columbia to work on the railroad.
He states that great difficulty has been OK.
perienced in getting white men to work on
the road.
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EASTERN Intelligence.

EASTERN Intelligence.
SHOOTING AT THE POLLS IN
MISSISSIPPI.
A General Slaughter of Whites
and Blacks.
GRANTS -ovERSHADOWING
INFLUENCE.
THE FIRST GUN IN THE WARFARE AGAINST
THE PRESIDENT.
cHAFFEE POLITICALLY HOS
TILE TO GRANT.
GRANT WANTS BLAINE OUT OF
THE CABINET.
what Patti says Of Her Recep-
ton in New York.
She Was disappointed at n Small
Audience.
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BORN.

At Eureka, Nov. IL, 1881, to the wife of NJ.
NJ. johnson, q son.
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Reward.

A MEMORANDUM BOOK, CONTAINING
"A two notes for $500 each and q certificate
of deposit for $500 in Paxton & Co.'s Bank
and 100 shares Of stock in Bodie District, was
lost yesterday between Eureka and Spring
Valley. The finder will receive the above re-
ward by leaving the book and papers at this
office. Payment on the checks has been stop
ped. A. LOMBARDY.
Eureka, Nov. II, 1881. n12 1w*
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NEW TODAY.
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nURING MY ABSENCE IN CALIFORNIA
IL have appointed John Nicholas 10 at
tend TO my business, and to collect all debts
due TO me and pay all debts owing BY me.
THOMAS MARKS.
Ruby Hill, Oct. 10, 1851. o2o 1ms
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In conclusion we desire to express our
thsnk for the liberal patronage extended 10
as In the past. and assure the publicin general
that at no tint have we had the opportunity of
giving such bargains as they will and In the
present stock, a. 1t was purchased with the
utmost care and at the lowest cash prices.
ONE PRICE AND FOR CASH ONLY will
be strictly adhered to, and polite attention
shown to all. Please call and examine goods
and prices.
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FURNISHED ROOM TO LIFT

A NICELY FURNISHED ROOM car "a COT.
A had By making application 20 W. mp prssby.
TIE, on Edwards street. next " nj I'm
terrain Church.
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Houseksspers Will do well TO examine our
magnificent stock of Carpets and OIL cloths.
In which. for beauty OF design, durability and
cheapness. we positively defy competition.
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m e D.CAL,
TERRIBLE ACCIDENT!
Necessitating a Surgical observation-disclosures
Mother Attempts to Take Pair of
Shears from Her Child.
PARENTS BE CAREFUL.

Domestic accidents common to women, and
some of them very serious. Mrs. Warner of
South Rondout, Ulster Co., n. Y, weeks at
tempted to take from her child pair of shears with
which it was playing. A slight struggle ensued, in
which the point of the shears entered Mrs Warmers
left eye entirely destroying the sight Her family
physician did what he could but intensely painful in
fammation arose, which. by sympathy, threatened
the loss of the other eye. Total blindness to woman
having the of household is an frretrievabe ca
lamity. In this strait Mrs. w applied to the we'll
known and skifu Surgeon, DIR. DdUid Kennedy, of
Rondout n. Y, who removed the injured eye by
very successful operation setting aside all danger of
further harm to the sight of the other eye. But,
ing to pain and mental distress, her system needed
tonic and restorative medicine To do this work the
Doctor prescribed 'Kennedys Favorite Remedy
which sustained its reputation and laid sure foun
dation of health.
DIR. Kennedy's "FavOrite Remedy removes
all impurities from the blood, regulates the Liver and
Kidneys, Cures Constipation, and all diseases and
weaknesses peculiar Females. 1t is for sale by all
our druggists at ONE DOLLAR bottle. 1Saugtm
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WHOLE NO. 1882.
[springfeld Republicl
The WOrkingman's Friend-SOme Ques-
tiOns Asked.

ttOus AShCus
1t is time to explode the assertion
that was heralded abroad at the time
of the nomination of John W. Book
walter for Governor on the Demo-
cratic ticket, that he was the special
friend and champion of the working
men of Springfield. In behalf of the
workingmen Of this city we deny the
truth Of the assertion. He has done
no more for the mechanics of this
city than any other manufacturer,
who pays them their hard earned
wages for their hard labor. The SOUL
less corporation which ever wrung
labor from the knotted hands of toll
does as much, and is entitled to as
much credit. Wages which are paid
upon nicely graded system, balanced
exactly on a scale tested to the
twentieth division Of one poor scru-
ple," so adjusted that the laborer re-
ceives Just what he has earned and
not farthing more. This is what
Bookwalter, in his own interests as a
manufacturer has done Only this
and nothing more. If there has been
anything else for which he is entitled
to credit, let us know what it is. The
statement has been made in general
FORM 1t is now time that we should
have the particulars. Let the gilt
edged orator who proclaimed to the
hirelings who packed the galleries and
lobbies at Columbus that Bookwalter
was the special friend of labor, state
aohere, achen and hoa0 he has been it's
friend. Give us some facts, some
specifications of friendship, special
zeal or an individual act, which will
support this plea. We fervently as
sert that no such act can be cited.
Had the question been propounded to
the citizens of Springfield before the
Democratic convention: what man
ufacturer had proven himself the best
friend Of the workingmen?" The
Uery last man who would have been
thought of in this connection would
have been John w. Bookwa ter. Let
his recent panegryrists give us the de-
tails of his conduct toward the work.
ingmen of Springfield. Let them
show how and where he has interested
himself in their behalf. What sub
scriptions he has made towards any
worklngman' fund. What charita-
bic trust has he endowed? When
has his voice been lifted, or his infu-
ence been exerted toward the allevia-
ton of their wrongs or their hard
ships? What infnitesmal portion Of
his millions" have tbeen donated to
any one of these purposes?
AS a capitalist and an ally of capi-
tai in the conflict with labor where
have been his sympathies, or what
evidence have we of his friendship
for the laborer? Let us have an an
swer to these questions.
1t comes trippingly from the tongue
of the orator in political conventions
to use pretty phrases, laudatory of
the champion of labor" and the
special friend Of the laborer,'' ETC.,
etc. This splits the ears Of the
groundlings" but now ''the Judicious
grieve" for the time has come when
facts, items and circumstances to
prove these assertions are demanded.
We trust the Democratic press will be
as ready to furnish the latter, as they
have been loud in the proclamation of
the former.
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Honesty i'm Religion.

To the Editor of the Cincinnati Commercial:
1t is very sad thing that, though
the Christian religion has been in the
world for near two thousand years, it
seems upon the part Of many of its
most earnest advocates, to be so poorly
understood. We do not set up our
selves as teacher upon the subject, and
claim infallibly to know that about
which many others appear to be so
egregiously mistaken, but we do think
that we have right to judge religion
by the tests which Jesus gave, and we
believe that no other tests will satisfy
the rational mind carefully inquiring
for the truth. There is nothing more
plainly taught in the words of Jesus
than that we are not to determine
either our own or others religious
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Not Open to that Objection.

Temperance people often say that
most Of the popular medicines they
see advertised are nine-tenths rum.
That is true of many, but not of DIR.
David Dennedy's "Favorite Remedy"
The DIR. agrees with his temperance
friends that it is better to die of dis
ease than of drink. "Favorite Rene
dy" cures Kidney Troubles, Liver
Complaints, Constipation of the Bow
els, as nothing else does Or ever did.
1t drives away sickness, 1t cools the
blood. 1t costs only dollar to try it.
Ask yoor Druggist or send to the
Doctor at Rondout, n. Y.
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Wicked for ClergYmen.

Rev, Washington, D. c., writes:
II believe it to be all wrong and even
wicked for clergymen or other public
men to be led into giving testimonials
to quack doctors or vile stuffs called
medicines, but when really merito-
rious article made of valuable reme-
dies known to all, that all physicians
use and trust in daily, we should
freely commend it. therefore cheer
fully and heartily commend Hop Bit
ters for the good they have done me
and my friends, firmly believing they
have no equal for family use. will
not be without them. ."-New York
BaDtiSt W'eekIU.
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: PORTSMOUTH = BRANCH.
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.

.Mait-Leayes Hamden 35 p.m., arrives at jackson
mouth 80. "
.accOmmodation-Leaves Hamden 10 am arrives
at jackson Is, Oak Hill I5 Webster 40 Sciotoyile
10 90, Portsmouth 10 45.
TRAINS GOING NORTH.
.Mdii-LeayeS Portsmouth a5 am arrives Scioto-
vile 80, Webster 80, Oak Hill 10, jackson 9 So
arrives at Hamden 10 50. 90 -
=, ,4ecoRFoda W @ felnLeayes Portsmouth 90 PM,
rives at Sciotovllle 25 Webster 10, Hill IL
jackson OS, arrives at Hamden 80.
Nos. and stop at all stations.
Freight Trains Nos. Is and 2S will carry passengers
between Cincinnati and Chiicothe.
Trains 20 and 80 will carry passengers between Chill
Hcothe and Parkersburg.
Trains Nos 80 and 81 will carry passengers between
Athens and ChiTcothe,
Baltimore 49, - = -
Train No has PALACE Cars to Washington Balti-
more, Philadelphia and New York.
natl. "
No trains On HiilsIoro Or Portsmouth branches on
Sunday. TIOS. p. BARRY,
Genera. Passenger and Ticket Agent.
JAS. Fl. STEWART, Gen'l Superintendent.
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His Last Dose

Said sufferer from kidney troubles
when asked to try Kidney-W Wort. I'll
try it but it will be my last dose. !"
The mangot well, and is now recon-
'mending the remedy to all.
When arrangement of the stomach
acts upon the kidneys and liver
bringing disease and pain, Kidney
Wort is the true remedy. 1t removes
the cause and cures the disease. Liquid
(very concentrated) or dry act equally
efficiently.-Am. CultiUatOr.
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Ran Draiuara-

The criminal carelessness or willfu.
neglect of builders in erecting houses
with imperfect plumbing and bac
drainage is fruitful source of disease
and thousands are carried off annually
with Malaria or Typhoid Fevers from
this cause. The Lion Malaria and
Liver Pad and Body and Foot Plaste1s
wi | cure these diseases. The whole
treatment for one dollar. For sale by
Druggists.
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NEW PLAY !!
Attracting Large Houses
Every Day!
Where are the Rip Van
Winkle Stores2"

Tin two scenes and an unlimited number of acts.l
SCENE IA FARM HOUSE.
Act First. Enter an old farmer and his daughter
the old man weeping bitterly. The following dialogue
takes place between them.
%; % why & d9st @ thou weep dear pap?" says she,
Ny Ny hear heart is sad, my child" says he,
"A thought with horrid sting doth creep
20 1 can but weep.n
whE why dos dSst thou h9n eyS dear Pp She
There was lad my child,'' says he,
Kept store. From him my dad and
20, can but cry!''
so what is the matter. Pap?r says she,
30 20 what did he do p,
He was with traders old and new.
''Ind he lived it too.'
Then II, why d9st thou sorrow, Pap" says She
20, Pap, is he gomez"
20, lIn he ,l again keeps store" says he,
No Ne one G has better trade than John,
s'That-his mind is gone-'
SO Why dost thou think; Pap? ?" cries she,
TTS Sst stoves we. to to warm war; his store says he,
''sting of that thought
"Awakens my weep!'
20 that is too bad -
''If it is true, my child" says he,
''He 2HHSt be mad!
Stoves this weather! My heart is sad'
I'll weep too. Pap
Says she, THAT is bad.''
''[EXit both<weeping.''
SCENE II.-sTORE OF JOHN L. LONG, CORNER
OF MAIN AND PORTSMOUTH-STS.,
JACKSON, OHIO.
Scene Second. land many more as you pleased
Enter old his daughter and others too
to mention.
Old Man-'sNow where are the stoves ?'
But although they find splendid stock of Clothing!
Hats and Caps!! Boots and ShoesI!! Dry Goods,
Notions! Groceries y! etc. half dozen clerks ready
and glad to weigh marketing and exhibit goods and
John L. himself clothed in his right mind, welcom-
ing friends old and new, and standing by the same
old motto,
Fair Play.''
still the old mans question remained unanswered and
the mystery remains,
"Where are those Rip Van Wrinkle
Stores %
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MARIETTA AND CINCINNATI
R a ilr a d.
TINE rABLE-Takimg Effect Jane 1e, ,s1


TINE TABLE-Taking Effect June 12, ,S1
The shortest, quickest and best all points
% east and ID west and No change
an 0Tk the popular line to st. Louis Chicago Omaha
TRAINS GOING EAST.
No. Except SMnday.-Leaves Cincinnati 20 a. m.
Loveland 20, Blanehester 20, Lexington I2 Lees
eothe 10 IS, arrive At Hamden il Il p: m leave Nc
a Sspne q O. j. Asns
20 Washington IS 80 a. m Baltimore 40, Phia-
wa, Dafig:.Leayss cincinnati 9 15 a. m, Love-
no. S Il est M y II
e. ssFnSs arri1s t
Alters At BsPrs n p % ssr s
Phadephia = p New y So baltimore 49,
No; Z, Ereegt Snnday-Leaves Cincinnati 40 p. M,
ee9o 9e % BlanshesteT ss Lexington
DaiiSIea1es Cincinnati e 30 Gn'IeHe pm IoTeand nd
3D. arrive at Blanchester o. leave Hillsboro Wed.
g. 10 $ s. affiRe at Hamden
NJ arrives at Beipre g. s S 4'neH oS Maret
Genh ia C WaSshNngo33 S Ng nag S5 3 B. Baltimore 49, Phla-
TRAINS GOING WEST.
D No, Eneept Sanday,-Leayes Marietta 30 a. M,
a BsP5s + amsen AhseS q %
g. az r. At @
q Ms9oTo q isaTe d
at a 4 il y ma ST. Is
Y 5 nj Das@Ees4syy ksnsas Gty Ms4RsT: 20 b 90 parkers
burg 10 30, Bepre 10 49, Athens II Macarthur juno
sulman A. Greenfed Is, arrive at Hlsboro a5
nns Leave Banehegter q M ~ Loveand arrives at Gin
Lou. Logisville II 10 p. m ST. Louis 7 10 a. m Kansas
No. 60, Daiiy.-Leaves Marietta 90 a. H. Parkers-
burg So p. M; Athens O6, Hamden OF, Chillicothe
10, Greenfield 90, Loveland 3d. arrive Cinciu-
natl s 60 st. Louis 20 a: m Kansas City 30 p. IN.
No. 10, DG5y-Leayes Marietta 10 45 p. m: Parkers
Junction 81, Hamden A, Chillicothe IS, Mussel-
man 10, Greenfield Al, arrive at Hillsboro 10 55
leave Manchester 81 Loveland 3d. arrives at Gin
efnnati 80 Indianapolis II 50, Chicago7 35 p. M,
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NO GRADUATES NEED APPLY.

. Up the stairs, up the stairs,
Up to the skylight,
Came young graduate,
All in the twilight.
Gosh! how my legs do ache.
These stairs will take the cake"
Up to the editors room
Climbed the ird-baseman.
He is at last on top,
Only too glad to stop
And rest his weary limbs
On n plush sofa.
HIS not to reason why,
His but to get up high,
His bat to Keep his eve
Peeled for reporters.
He went into a room,
Where, in the gathering gloom,
Sat man writing.
Il want job" he said,
Latin and Greek I've read"
Up to the EDITORS desk
stepped the eX-senior.
Flashed the good club in air;
On the young head so bare
Clattered and thundered.
Gently they took him out,
He has gone up the spout,
Nobody blundered.
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If people who are troubled with
colds would make use of Ayers Cher
ry Pectoral before attending church
or public lectures, they would avoid
coughing, and the comfort of hearers
and speaker would be greatly promo
ted. The Pectoral enables public
speakers to speak clearly and without
fatigue, having an immediate and
wonderful effect in increasing the
power and fexibility Of the voice.