The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-05-12
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nsllsi. 'is fanny erAsy oru ,be spring
fsshioas shss gu fbs delirum Trim.
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There arc hpp3rvi. q entensinipe
srtr wha p,uld y good his,crishs Il
iLsg i,3 a lpas ~ nafy thing, that
hase beta bstPeuei
What, tie matter sith ,0gf eve
Tommy 4lh as only hoeu sains
throssa AZ olaer-ii . 4 ite hands q 5
lnoclulisi that's All
An loss isfmer oat 0peh AZ old hoT
neis nesi. lnfi 10 'aasstre lie inside -
rangenent he says 70 ,bink. b. pill Q
atle 70 soe h.s bata 10 about iso w,,Ls
a colorado man amused hiu, u
abide BY ,lr5ailg bic re,olt,l ,uio l.r Al,
catching II uhea IA rsp dovn Tee cot
ossrs verdict "a, Hn.nstEAblg dufn nop
seilst.
What a. Indian you artf said
Young lAiy % hrI hesu sta ball "Mh,
% Won call ne a. lndiauf he asks
Because SEQ ate al ihy time on ms
trail
Iosh B,ll.hYs There iss great
deal q reli, ,an - ia. aorld that Is like
life ptesertri auiy put on At the moment
~ immediate ,lauge, std then half The
time pat on bind side teiore
Tie reason given fol the non-comple
.ion Of the Brooklyu Bridge is delay 10
Supplying tie steel This !. the fret
time We have beard Of the steal being de.
laved in any public work IN New York
Little Ahie came running ia from the
trld one day eIelAimmg. "Nal ma seed
sutlin down herr that s,iekcd his head
ight ,lo~u in his mout Investigation
proved that he had found mud turtle
burke, IN speaking TO DR. johnson
aioui mutual acquaintance, said Doe
tor you must never believe more than half
that man says Which half shall ! he
heyet" grovled the doctor Burke was
nunplussel
An impcriincnt fop made sport Of an
Old farmers large nose. mouth AMI chin,
lul the old farmer silenced him by saying
Your nose, mouth m chin all had 10 be
made small 40 at thcrod be material left
for your check.
Biorns,iiorne Biornson has been great
~ delayed in his western travels by snow
storms The sniow pillows didn't make
TRACKS wide enough, and his name had to
10 taken in selections Biornsons sails for
Norway next week.
"A little girl was eating green corn by
gpawing |, from the cob, when her teeth
became enihngled with corn silk ooh,
desrF' said she, lmpatiently, II wish that
when they got the corn made they would
pull ont the bastinR.
81 fear, said country curate to lis
tiock. "when ] explained TO you in my last
charity sermon that philanthropy was the
love Of our species, you must have under.
TODD me TO say specie, which may ae.
.uuut for The slnalncss Of the collection. "
PA, what is ensilsge2" "Why-h'm
cnsilage, my son, Is ur--ensiage is
oh something like mneiage; used to stick
things together, you know. There now
iun away TO Your play, and don't disturb
me nov And tba, hoy thinks his pa is a
very encyclopedia Of wisdom.
West End father urged his boy
either TO ben clown ia circus, a CAM
boat captain, fireman, railroad engineer
o. pirate or an Indian fighter. and the
boy at once decided to study lus the min.
isiry, which was what the oll map, who
understood the perversity Of boy nature,
wanted
3" ! want you 10 Pat on new pair of
heels to these boots" said DR.. Ipecac 10
the shoemaker "Why don't you do il
yourself, doctor asked old Waxends
"ly' said the doctor 10 astonishmeat.
Why, yes Does not the good BOOB say,
Physician, heal thyself?'"
The locose side OF the rivalry between
Chicago and 81. Louis, No loag going on,
- still kept mp. The Chicago Tribune in.
form. pretended correspondent that OH.
scr Goldsmith was nos born in st. I.onis.
The fact iba, lao vfoso poem entitled
The Deserted Village. is probably what
misled yoa
Why don't railway corporation take
more ~omcn into their employment?
Most " them know well how TO manage
trains. they can handle switches very care
iully. there is less color blindness among
them than among men-and occasionally
one IS TO he found who can FIRE up beau.
iifally
-f ofgrt iheef wrote a young man to
bis girl forge, ,hee7 when the earth
iorgc;s 10 reyolye; when the stars forget 10
shine; hen the rain forgets 10 fall. when
the hower. forge, TO bloom: then. and not
iill then, will forget thee" Three
moa,hs later he waS going TO see another
young lady with wsrt on hsr nose and
tea thousand dollars in bank.
The duke Of Ncmours saee sen, his
steward 70 call upon an ARTIST, on whom be
wished 10 confer snnf.ho, as mark OF
his appreciation 10 ascertain il such a pres.
ent would le acceptable. The offer was
acce pied with enthusiasm. Where shall
| send III" Inquired the envoy "Oh, il