The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1881-06-09
HHRE AN0 VHHNE.

4nc oGuoIOtAnl COntcet ~ Aiuouy
seems To be conducted largely on the 60
as-yOu-please plan.
LET me make the star route contracts
of a country, and care not who frames
its laws"-Thos. ]. Brady.
The scientists have taught that insects
have their affections, and pow "Wit aud
Wisdom" says he knows q mosquito that
was mashed on young lady.
Indiana is growing because she does
not get many offices. ANY other state
would think there was glory and money
enough in merely having Dorsey. =
Chicago Tribune: Capt. BOynton is
floating down the Mississippi Now is
the time for philanthrophists to buy an
alligator and set it free in the Father of
Waters.
J. "If Mr.. Blaine will take care of the
hog question think can succeed in
establishing the reputation of American
horses on the European turf"-Peirre
LorIllard.
The Virginia Readjusters seem to
have taken their candidate for Governor
from the ranks of the people. We predi-
cate this inference upon the fact that he
is Colonel.
"Mr. Window does we'll enough as
far as his refunding operations are re-
garded, but he is too internally fussy
about the little unimpOrtant details of his
dcpsrtment."-O. L. Pitney.
A French scientist has invented pro-
cess by which dead bodies can be perfect
ly preserved. while exposed to the air,
for an indefinite length of time. Here
is valuable pointer for Mr.. Plat.
This is great and scientific age, but
telephones and monographs have not in
several parts of this glorious Union sub
dued the talking power OftwO Bingham
tsunbonnets, joined rim and rim, over a
back fence.
Mr. BeecheF thinks that Hades is .
state rsiller than place. 1t is barely
possible that the great divine was in
dulging in reflections not wholly uncon.
nected with Texas, when he made that
observation.
1t is said that Brady has made $780,
600 specializing in stocks since he was
bounced by Secretary James from the
postoffice. department. The conscience
fund at Washington is just yearning for
reinforcement of that size.
Chicago Tribune: A New Mexican
woman was recently attacked by a pan
ther, but succeeded in killing the ami
NAL. The lady's husband now offers to
back her mother against any nenagerie
in the country. He says blood will tell.
Henry Watterson of the Louisville
Courier-JOurnal, has already trOtted out
Mr.. Tilden AS the winning cOurser in
the Presidential race in 1884. We
should think the New York board OF
health would interfere with such q
fragrant case of disinterment at the pres
ent stage of the mercury.
The anti.ireating Law went into effect
in Nebraska on Wednesday Of this week.
Its constitutiOnality will be tested short
ly, at Omaha, and the friends ofIhe meas,
ure are quite hopeful that the phrase
"Wharll you have " is bound to become
obsolete in our sister state on the north
The report that Mr.. Conkling contem
plates swinging over TO the Democratic
party is probably unfOunded. The per
spring, shirt-sleeVe efforts which he i,
making in behalf Of his own "sponta
neOus vindicAtion" do not indicate tina
he is yearning TO retire from public life
A Rocks county woman, at the lat,
term of the District Court, was grantee
divorce In the morning and was mar
ried In the afternoon A female VIII
has manifested such wonderful talen
for "expediting" her individual affair
should file her application for sta
route contract without moments delay
Ali how Mr. Schruz's lash does Gu
when it comes down On the bare bach
i"We do not know" he says, show adviC
coming from an opponent may stFik
Mr.. COnkliRg's mind. He has. perhsp
never Iearlea yet to distinguish betwee
J a frank public opponent and persona
enemy.'s That Is the exact truth. Il
| never has.
{ Two years ago Mr.. COakling receive
e the unanimous vote Of the Legislator
: Tuesday he was able 10 muster only :
e out Of l05-abeut one.thiEd Of the r
e publican strength. Two years ago /
t never went near Alhany during the sle
8 ton. He has been there Cor over a.Wec
4 this year, engaged in making person
b canvass. How has the migh.y fallen!
- at is bad enough I'd ,sye to compe
with American beef in hour h'own ms
= kes, and to ave 20 submit TO the h'elev
y tion oflhs American 'egas diploma
: Tissue thunder the administration
President GarI1eld. Bnt to ave
American 'Orse come over to H'englal
and win the Derby right h'under yo
y very Hosas really. this Is quite too h'a
~ fully ANswfHl. Queen Victoria.
ne Mexico is considering with favor
Is proposition TO establish q national ba
d. with capitsl Of from fifleen to tweI
milliOns of dollars. Il Hon. Dan
Webster VooFhees going to spend I
golden hours in ihglorions ease, lulI
"A to rest by the soft mnrmuIings of
"A umbFageOus Wabash. while this hi
handed fiscal outrage Is being perpeil
- "a upon defenceless Republics
tie The New Asxicans have theOy q
ri the railroads have brought rain. T.
est Murdoch, in.a leIler 60 the Comns
IN wealth, hon T'fihidad, says: 1t is n
a. ing IS we write. On seeing an
oh Mexican standing out beside The h,
ere in the rain few minutes ago, We {
at him 70 60 in out Of the wet. His re
nd was as follows; Danny Americ
an Failroady, fetch danny much rain
sh- rain fore danny railroady come to n
he icano. and kill country; colorOne
,w. deSlo pueblo santa maria" Here
or crossed himself and left for his ID
be- no doubt much excited over the
iii chat the railroad hrouGhf the rain