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Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

the Honolulu Fire Department, will be given next
Friday evening October 7th, Mt the Hawaiian
hotel
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

WnEAT = MsaS, A. rksss nssCovts,
DoLLrs a Co
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

TnE third quarter of the year ended yesterday,
and the making out and presentation of accounts
is now i'll order Business men remain Mt home ut
such time and attend to business, ~ shown by the
passenger lists Of outgoing island steamers.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

IAat Sunday ovenna n gentleman and lady who
wcro out riding were driving rapidly ~ got home
before dark ne they Ind NO lights. Tho buggy
nloppcd near tho Library rooms 10 lee tho lady uni,
mud Just ns she stepped IT, tho ground, tho horse.
who was quite tcsiicHa, started up. The lady was
between tho wheels md the bod Of tho carriage
and clingng IN thin position VIVA dragged niuug 81
Hotel atfeut whore the horse was atoppod hy aomo
men who aaw her danger Although badly fright.
erred, the young lady, fortunately, wna not hurt,
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

The R.M.S.S. Anstruiia arrived from the south
last Sunday night about midnight and sailed for
the Coast at noon ON Monday. She took large
number of passengers from this place, but did
not get 80 much freight as usual.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01
FOR SALE

nA2 ACkEs ~ hix row LAND ~
eeut plantation OF samuel Parker Ess, aud u siose
proxiniiy to Fa~ao Plantation, which 10 now tareipg
~ ~ Tatfla .; sEAL. E.q.,e
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

THE October term of the Supreme Court will
commence on Monday next, the ID instant.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

Foitowyo Is tho programme Tor tho Hand CON.
ceil NJ Emmh Snunfe thIa dnN nj no .. NJ
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

ThE "pool mania" as il is called in the States
seems to DO raging in other places IA it did here
short time ago. Pick has full page cariaca-
ture showing the effects of this species of gamb-
ling ON the public, and suggests that 1t is time for
legislators to step III.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

The three-mastcd schooner Sad'e y. Caller mr.
rived in this port last Monday evening fifteen
days from San Francisco. She brought the first
mail received since tue last steamer arrived from
the Coast. Latest advices by her are to the llth
instant,
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01
1illiasd Table For Sale,

j HI6hES ls.kes Pbelsss = CoalseSNy easLiols;
sszst.s ~ Hw Psrs,srizrs sa9sirs q
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

fsnN tbs sydney hoynisy Herald Of September
9th We take the following; "Mr Amos Torrsy,
the quarter lpast<r Of the steamship en- u Ns.e
foSk, which was lying ~ Cockatoo lslARd. wLils
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

The Sydney Illustrated Neies of September 3D.
had full page caricature in supplement form
showing the way in which John Chinaman, the
coming man, IL monopolizing every industry in
which he has foothold. The same story is told
the world over wherever the ubiquitous Celestial
has made his appearance.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

NrHh tho WtiNh' Oh tho h"NF"hd TINS wook we
noticed posters ON the atroots announcing the aac
10y nuotiUn Of forty boxes OF Australian ornngcs"
At FIRST II looked Ia ns little audncious to geek
foreign market for ornngca IN tho home 81 the
orange, but then, IL seems to DO tho order Of the
Day here. few weeks ago consignment 81
sugar wnn received In Honolulu from New York.
and shortly before that quantity of Hawaiian,
rice wis purchased In Gan Franciaco and ahippcd
back here where 10 was bought for less than the
first cost price. Thoroa screw loose nofnowhcro.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

LAST Monday afternoon the Sadie y. Caller from
San Francisco was reported, but owing to light
wiud did not arrive of the port until long after
dark, and though late the tug Peis went out and
towed her into the harbor. II is not customary to
go outside the harbor after dark, and We commend
the enterprise of the captain.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

TnE Bun Francisco Commercial HetdM Of Sop
tomber sth In mn article on coffee culture" a,ya
IN speaking OF the amount and quality of coffee
imported from various countriegi "A very hno
article finds its way here from the Hawaiian Ia
lands, called Rona In this market terms, but NO far
1tnnll quantities. have reached ua, amounting to
some 22,5OD pounds up to August st of this year"
There IL nlwayah good market for good coffee,
and II the quality OF Konn coffee IL considered n
" very fine article" why is its culture allowed TO
lnnguish 30
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

KArA, the native who was arrested for accepting
money from lepcrs and not reporting them, was ON
special duty for tho purpose Of looking them up,
but did not belong to tho regular police force, al
though hc had been member some time ago.
Oar "Wednesday contemporary states that IL has
been requested to contradict our statement made
last Saturday in regard to Knin being constable
etc. A the reporter OF that paper tho first 10
speak of IL to the Police aulhoritcs, perhaps he
requested to be requested to make the contradc-
tipu
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

TnEr aeem to have ms much difficulty in hitting
upon the right method Of combating the small.
pox in Sydney as wo had here in Honolulu. Much
dissatisfaction Ia expressed by the papers of that
city in regard TO the way OF conducting the quaran-
tine: There had been sixteen deaths up to the
9Th inst,
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-10-01

Tns Alta says the Russian fleet at San Francsco.
after leaving that port will sail for the Sandwich
Islands, and from here will visit other southern
ports. Ths feet consists OF the Afriea. flagship Of
Admlral Aslanhsgo6, carrying eleven guns and
80 sesmen. the Aso, seven euns and 2t0 men, the
clippers Ptosfooa and Vssf'sis, seven Runs and
crew Of l7O men each.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07
A Touching Meeting.

A very touching meeting took place
yesterday upon the arrival Of the Sea-
board train between a mother and
daughter who had been separated about
twenty-five years. About twenty-five
or thirty years ago very wealthy
gentleman of this city, needing money,
sold several Of his slaves, among them
a colored woman named Maria Wilson,
wbo was Immediately sent t. Charles
ton, S. e., by the purchaser, separating
her from her only child, a daughter OF
about five years of age. Nothing was
heard from the mother, and the daugh-
ter had long given her up as dead, when
kindhearted gentleman of this city,
accids ntally learning Of the case, men
TONED it in a letter to Charleston
friend, aud, by strange coincidence
found that the mother was a servant in
his family. When the daughter learned
that her mother was alive, she immedl-
ately remitted necessary funds to the
old lady to come on TO pay her visit.
Quite number of persons went oyer
TO the train yesterday evening to wit
ness the meeting, and most affecting
one it was. Mother and daughter
recognized cash other and rare scene
eusued-hugglng, crying, innumerable
questions aud many expressions Of de-
light followed the meeting OF the two
who had long gwen each other up as
dead.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07
How the James Boys Oper'
ate

Jesse and Frank 90 into a farming
community and become acquainted
with the men, and pick out certain
ones, after a careful study of their
character, to join them in a particular
robbery. They carefully breach the
subject to them, and if they are willing
they agree to give them all the way
from 500 $500 each. They are require
ed to hold horses and fire Off guns and
raise racket while Jesse and Frank,
with perhaps enc or two experienced
trustees, do the robbing. Immediately
alter the completion Of the job tue
farmers are paii the stipu lated sum.
whether the haul is large or small, and
then they ride to their homes, while the
James boys strike out to place OF
safety. The men who have been in
weighed into the JOB are meyer asked to
90 into a similar undertaking a second
time, but they ever afterwards remain
under the power and fear Of the noted
robber chieftsins, upon whom they dare
not squeal, for by so doing they would
give themselves away. They alwaJ
stand ready to protect aud secrete the
James boys when they are hard press
cd. This explains why the James
boys have so many friends in Missouri,
and why it is so difficult TO catch them.
It's as hard to find them in Missouri as
it would be to fiud needle in hay
stack.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

instruction 10 eating watermelon Is
ofven By the Baltimore American, which
should be good authority, as 1t is pub
llshed in the melon region. The hotel
plan OF cutting a watermelon like tuIpl
and putting lump Of ice in IT. is con-
demned, because ice should never
touch the pulp; but burial of tne
uncut melon in ice for two days 10 wlse'
Then cut lengthwise aud eat betwees
meals. People deal uniostly with this
fruit sometimes by eating hearty dln
ner first, and then topping OF with a
melon, and if moral earthquake sets
up in the interior. they charge to the
melon. The watermelon was intended
as an episode -an interlude-a romance
without words-a nocturne in green and
red-net to be mingled with bacon and
green's. It's indulgence leaves a certain
epigastral expansion, but this is pain
less and evanescent. The remedy is to
loosen the waistband and take-another
slice.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07
After November.

When Malone and his allies shall
have been beaten, as they surely will
be y hen the next election is closed
when in shame and disgrace the cOal-
ton goes down; when Republican pee
pies throughout the North, who have
dared 10 advise it, and when Repre-
sentatives, who have announced that
it was expedient aud right to break the
solid South through the dlshOnor Of a
State, and the robbery OF her creditors;
when IN every mail, aud flushed over
the wiros shall come back the messages
that were so lightly sent; when every
Democratic orator, and every Demo-
cratic paper shall abound with quota
tions, and copies, and damnable proofs;
when il shall be announced and proven
tLat IN Virginia men were prosecuted
for CONVICTIONS sake by their own party
leaders; that for the first time, perhaps
IN the history of he.county, high oiilci-
ais III the Postoffice Depart ment, and
Ia the Treasury Department, ordered
the removal oil debtpayIng Republicans
and, without shame or covering, declar-
ed that the man who voted for Garfield,
and would not vote for reputation,
should be beheaded; then, before bank
ers aud merchants who would have
been defrazded if this coalition had sue
ceeded, before men who read and think,
and who do not believe that the end
justifes infamous means, there will be
another day Of reckoning-a time when
the effort will be. not to break the solid
South, but to ssYe the solid North
What avail then will be all the cheap
ia TX and subterfuee Of today Men
have been able ever since the world was
10 convince themselves that tc cheat
was honest; bat they have not been
able to convince the disinterested or the
cheated and there Is not eloquence
enough in man to enable Republican
Senators and Cabinet ministers to stand
before an intelligent audience in Wis
cousln or New York and and persuade
them that it was right TO enter into a
harooin nv which some control was TO
be given in Virginia internal affairs,
and in consideration that the creditors
of Virginia, ia the North and IN Eng
land, were to be robbed Of twelve
millions of dollars. They will curse
the day when this bargain was sug-
gested, aud will despise and spurn the
poor tools who did not warn them in
time, but lent themselves to the dirty
work.-Debt Payer Rep.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

How thankful we ought to be for the
many good things which are provided
for US to enjoyv said gentleman at a
city dinner the other day, The beasts
Of the earth, the fowls of the air and
the fishes OF the sea- he continued,
were all created for the use of man.
Very true,' replied his friend; but If
you had witnessed the halrbreadth
escapes which Experienced Of being
devoured alive by shark, when IN the
West Indies, you would have been
satisfied that the horrible monster en-.
tertained just the opposite opinion.
He believed that man was created ier
him.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07
A lesson for Wives to Learn
in Regard to the stern sex.

We hear much about the art OF win
MING a husband. Let us take step
further, and make a study out of keep
ing a husband. If he is worth winning
he IS worth keeping. This ls wicked
world. and man is dreadfully mortal.
Let us take him just AS he is, not as he
ought 10 be. Ia ;he first place, he is
very weak. The wife must spend the
first two years iG discovering all these
weaknesses, count them on her fingers,
aud learn them by heart. The fingers
Of both hands will not be too many.
Then let her study mp these weakness
es, with a mesh for every one, and the
secrst is here. Is he fond Of good
dinner? let her tighten thS mesh
around him with fragrant cOaees, light
bread and good things generally, and
reach his heart through his stomach.
Is be fond of fattery about his looks
Let her study the dictionary for sweet
words if her supply gives out. Does
he like to hear her talk about his brill
liant intellect? Let her pore over the
encyclopedia to give variety to the
depth Of her admiration.
Flattery is a good thing to study up
at all hazards, in its delicate shades,
but it must be skillfully done. The
harpy who may try TO coax him away,
will not do it absurdly. Is he fond OF
beauty? There's the rub--let her be
bright and tidy; that is half the victory.
Next, let her bang her hair metapho-
rically, and keep up with the times.
A husband who sees his wife look like
other people is not going to consider
her broken down. Though it is a
common sneer that woman has ad-
mltted that her sex consider more, 10
marrying, the tastes Of her friends than
her own, yet 1t must not be considered
ludicrous that man looks at his wife
with the same eyes that other people
do. Is he tond Of literary matter
Listen to him with wide open eyes
when he talks Of them. A man
doesn't SO much care for literary wife
if only she will be literary enough to
appreciate hln. If she have literary
lnclinatious, let her keep them to her
self. Men love TO be big and great to
their wives. That's the reason why a
helpless little woman can marry three
times to a sensible, self-r eliant little
woman's none. Cultivate helpleSsness
Is he curious? Oh, then you have
treasure you can always keep him i
YOU have a secret and only keep il
carefully. Is he jealous? Then, wo
man, this is not for you; cease reading;
cease tsrturing that fretted heart, whict
wants you for his own and teach hin
confidence. Is he rgly ia temper, ant
fault finding? Give him dose Of hli
own medicine, skillfully done. Is ht
dutiful? Pity him for his weakness
treat him as enc who is born with
physical defect, but pat your wits tC
work-it is a bad case.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

well. Father Brown, how did you
like the sermon yesterday asked a
young preacher. You see' parson,
was the reply, 4 haven't fair chance
at them sermons of yours. l am an old
man now and have to sit pretty well
back by the stove; and there's old Miss
Smithe, Widder Taft, and Rylan's dar-
ter's n Nabby Bert "A all the rest a
settin' IN front o me with their mouths
wide open swallern' down all the best
of the sermon, an what gets down, to me
is pretty poor stuff, parson.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

In order TO cure her husband OF
drinking, a colored woman IN South
Carolina put concentrated lye in his
vhiskey bottle. The last words be ut
tered were to the effect that it would
be a relief 10 him to drop into Hades to
cool off, and the last words the widow
spoke to the outside world as she dodg-
ed into iail were I nevah seed sich
weak stomachs as de niggahs are get
ting nowadays dey can't stahd
muffin =
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

I.isa very misanthroplcal woman
whom the Philadelphia Times heard
say. 4 always take my pswder-rag 10
use in the carriage jdst before l 90 in
aayShere. The others who often visit
with me say they don't take any, which
is tue; but notice they always borrow
winc.r
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

The Philadelphia Times. speaking oil
the Virginia political canvass, says:
The Republican partyls now a pihable
wreck, rent in fragments by Repudls-
ton and the promise OF spoils, and the
epitaph of Virginia Republicanism will
be oiled of Malone, Reputation and
DisAonor.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07
But I held on to my grandfather

But I held on to my srandiather's
cane, and shouted Wildly ier Joy, for in
an instant l saw that the cane was not
broken, but that it was made In tive
halves, and that the one, l held was
hollow.
Something protruded from 1t.
All L saw was bit of stiff, cracking
parchment, but 1 knew as well as ever
did anything, when L drew it out,
that had found grandlather's will AT
last
She knew it, too.
She scrambled up as l fOurished it
over my head, and flew at me.
am net sure that my life would have
been safe had she caught me.
Sorrow, as we'll as joy, lent wings to
my footsteps.
flew out Of the garden, down the
lane and up the road to the office OF
Mr.. Curdle.
There, in my old frock, with white
wash daubed over it, appeared, breath
less and voicsless, grssping in my hand
dirty and hard with coarse work, The
proof that l was heiress TO fortune.
When 1 went backsto the homestead
it was as its mistress, and l never saw
Miss Humphries again.
She had returned to her former dwell
ing place, leaving many anathemas be-
hind for me.
They never hurt me.
l found the other half the dear old
cane and rejoined it to It's maj.
1 loYedit before; naturally L loved 1t
more than ever then, and still keep it
a falicn,an
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07
Wan fedte know.

From the San Franbisco Pest: The
other morning a crusLy cid gentleman,
accompanied by the regulation well-ied
consort and a couple of well-'avered
daughters, entered the dinlng-roOm OF
the Del Monte, and, as he tucked his
napkin beneath his generous chm,
turned around and fixed fierce glance
upon the waiter behind his chair.
Lock here, my man. said the old
party sharply, before give my order
| want 10 ask yeu Question. Are you
an Italian count in disguise p
.Divl blt,' replied the surprised
coffee splasher.
,Nor an English noblenan, the unac
countable dplsy Of whose remiItances
has temporarily completely etc.
Nav, zur.'
Nor a graduate Of Haryard, and cs-
tranged from your father. a rich Boston
banker, whose naughty pride Is as u
yielding as your own =? etc., ETC.
L am not.'
"All right, here's a dollar and you
can bring the grub. Now that | kno"
you are not the regular thing in Walters
now-a-days-that you are not not going
10 run of with one Of my daughters
or pick my pocket, 1 can eat 10 peace,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

A Philadelphia man has perfected an
inrcnticn whereby sauer-krsut can be
boiledln the house without any OF the
inmates smelling 1t. The Invention
consists Of q small liverpad of Linz
burger cheese WORE under the nose,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

A young man, who lives in Austin.
aud whose moustachO is like faith, the
evidence OF things hoped for, the sub
stance of things net yet seen," called
on bis prospective father-ln-law, aud
gave notice that he intended marrying
the cid .genIleman's daughter at an
early date. 1t had better take place
on some Sunday, 90 that 1t win not
interfere with ysur school honrs,
sarcas lically remarked the old man.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

The Mahonltes profess to be the
especial friend, of the poor white man,
and vet they turned poor one-legged
ex.Cenfedsrate out OF his position as
doorksepsr of the House Of Delegates
and nut a negro IN his place.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

4 man advertising for a wife says
1T would be we'll if the lady were pos
sessed of a competence sufficient to
secure her against excessive grief ia case
of an accident ACQUIRING to her compan-
ion
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

A short time since two yousg ladies
near Camhervell were accosted by
gypsy woman, who told them fer a
shilling she would show them their hus-
bands faces in pail of water, With
being brought, they exclaimed: eve
only see our own faces :" "Well,"
said the old woman "those faces Will
be your husbands whea you are mar
red.D
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

The great secret OF avoiding dl'ap-
pojptment is net to expect too much.
DESPAIR follows immediate hope as
things fall hardest to the ground tnat
have been nearest to toe sky.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

The very latest, incest little idea is
for young lady to decorate a minia-
ture bellows and send it to her best
gentleman friend. 1t signifies Don't
mild your poverty; l will raise the
uind
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

An exchange says 1t is a mystery
how a fellow can kiss girl with a peke
bonnet on. Any one can have the
mystery solved, BY bringing a girl to
this oface--if she's good looking.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

A young man in Illinois was SO badly
stung by a colony Of bees that he
cnouldn' t get married at the time agreed
upon. He had taste Of his honey
moon in advance.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

When the Derrick man put on bis.
last YEARS white vest he found rel
of bills in one Of the pockets, ameunt-
iug to $1,000 which he had forgotten.
=, s.-None Of them were receipted.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

When a bit Of ostrich feather is found
Inv q wife 10 her husbands beard, no
one can blame her for being dawn on
him.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

Which causes girl the most pleas
ure: to hear herself praised OF near
another girl run down?
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

A young lady in Wisconsin refuses
an offer of marriage, ou the ground
tbather father was unable to supports
larger family.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

A brave man is Que who is not afraid
70 wear old clothes until he can afiord
TO buy new.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

Culture: The Boston girl does not
say, what are you giviag us {? Taffy y
She remarks of what do you wish to
make me the recipient; confectlon
whose main Ingredient Is molasses?
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

People seldom improve when they
have no sther model but themselves "
copy alter.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07

Life is too short for It's possessors TO
wear lopg faces.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-09-07
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