The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1881-05-03

A German lately. married says; sd
vas yoost so easy as 2 needle Good walk,
out init a camel's eye as to-, get der. be.
hindt word NIT a,vomans." @ .f,e
We are delighted to hear that Gov
ernor F,ster wants to run for re-eiec-
tion. The temperance people are more
than anxious he should run. ~ - -
Ladies. and all who lead .sedentary
lives, should use DIR. METTAUR'S.
HEADACHE AND DYS P e P STA
PILLS Price rs cents. For sale at
all Drug Stores.
A iavorite paragraph with Lucretia
Mott, when, her autograph was asked
for albums. was (: "In the true marriage
relation the independence OF the hus-
band and wife is equal, their dependence
mutual, and their, obligations recipro-
cal" ~
The Princess Louise was thirty
three years old last week This is one
of the penalties of being q Royal per-
sonage and having your pedigree .iecor-
ded. Other English women born within
three months OF Louise are now only
twenty six. - laaul SIT siasr
If your child is puny, fretful orpeev.
ish, before you call physician try q
bottle Of DEN1G's WORM SYRUP. 1t is
an excellent remedy, aiding digestion.
strengthening the stomach, and relieving
nervousness Sold by druggists. %
cents bottle. fss l-a7a3tlie1 bnt
President Garfield called the United
States Senate together for q specific pur
pose, and day after day the Dem ocratic
Senators have voted to proceed to q
consideration of that business, and the
Republican Senators have as regularly
voted against doing so. a.. aassl,5
It is impossible for a.lwoman after o
faithful course of treatment with Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, to
continue to suffer withsa weakness of the
uterus. Enclose a stamp to Mrs. Lydia
e Pinkham, , ,233 w estert Avenue, Lynn,
Mass, for her pamphlets. asAia
Girls, il there is any one. thing more
than another that holds the Young. men
OF our dav back from matrimonial ven
lures It is the disheartening spectacle so
often presented them Of their dear papa
and mamma walking into church ,glori-
fed respectively by Sl2 ulster, and a
$50 bonnet. That's what scares the
boys. '.e
/ The duty OF being cheerful, says q
contemporary, is one which Is at all
times binding upon US. We have no
right to be morose or sullen, or accus
tom ourselves to look on the dark side
Of things. No sense Of the solemnity
and importance of life can excuse Us
for giving way to sour and unhappy
temper. .
An argument once arose in which Sid
ney Smith observed. that many. of the
most eminent men Of the world had
been diminutive ine person, and, after
naming several among the ancients, be
added: "Why, look there at jeffrey
and there is my little friend -, who
has not body enough to cover his mind
decently with; his intellect is improperly
exposed" i Ro as
"Jobnny." said his father, as the boy
took the primal biscuit from the plate,
"don't you know that it is impolite to
help yourself before yoar elders3"
"Why, pa, mother told me to help nv.
self before you. "..sWh hat do you mean P"
asked his father, while his mother look
ed up with astonishment, depicted in
every feature. why, / heard mother
tell Aunt Hannah that she hoped l
wouldn't take after you, and so ] thought
I'd take my biscuit first"
A banker, who is afflicted with Q .tu-
NOR on. the knee, and has been. con-
demned to lose his leg, has another doc
tor called in who thinks he sees one
chance in ahundred Of saving the limb,
works on that chance, and saves ito
Presently he sends in his bill for g..
600 francs 'sgARs .efl3aE
"Five thousand francsv" shrieks the
patient; "fve thousand francs! Why
that is all the other doctor was going to
charge, and he would have had the
trouble of performing an amputation p