The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-07-08
Odd Items.
CAUSE AND EFFECT.

I ne 1lllll Cillst VI llti NOhnhtDo - ''''
eeston, and that is caused by weakness
of the stomach. No one can have sound
nerves and good health without using
Hop Bitters to strengthen the stomach,
purify the blood, and keep the liver and
kidneys active, to carry off all the pois-
onous and waste matter of the system.
See other column.-1dydnco.
The mosquito is a much abused insect
most everybody has slap at him.
WEAKLY PERSONS WINE.
Old and iniirm persons need some mild
tonic or gentle stimulant, especially at
this season. The wine made at Speers
Mount Prospect Vineyards, in New Jer-
sey, called Speer's Port Grape Wine, IS
used in the Atlantic States as the best
| tonic wine known, and is regarded as
pure, and is very popular among physi-
clans 1t is especially beneficial for fe-
males and old people. For sale by G. A.
Klein, Druggist, Bloomsbury Pa.
No wonder man is 50 selfish an animal.
lie is made up SO extensively of mus
sells
SUBSTITUTE VoR CALoMss. AND QUININE.
Simmons Liver Regulator, purely vege-
table, is equal in power to blue mass or
calomel, but without any OF their injur-
ious properties. II have used Simmons
Liver Regulator and find it most ex-
celent medicine, acting like charm ON
the liver. 1t is most excellent substitute
for calomel. Have tried it in several cases
of bilious disorders, chills and fever, and
find it effects n cure in n most satisfactory
manner DIR. J. III. Bowen, Clinton, Ga.
A young Frcrchman complaining OF
the gravity of Americans, said, ''they go
to the ball and dance, rs if they did 1t
by order of the Legislature
Halls Vegetable Sclian Hair Renew
{ or is universal favoiite for restoring
| gray hair to it's original color, and max
ing hair grow out thick.
A woman who married a negro ex-
cused herself on the ground that she was
color blind.
" He thought he heard "the angels sing
e but sit proved to he chorus OF yells
a from the next door children. He grew
n desperate procured bottle of DIR Bulls
| lDuDN syrup anu NtIit IL W. ~i' - W AZ
l. his compliments. He was batchelor.
e .'The mill will never grind with thu
water that is past" maybe, but the hand
1t organ grinds right along with the air.
he that are past a couple of hund red years
n. DEAF AS A POST.
Il Mrs. w j. Lang, Ont, states that TO
et fifteen months she was troubled with
disease in the ear, causing entire deafness
ne In ten minutes after using Thomas Ecle'
or trio Oil she found relief, and in a shoi
is time she was entirely cared and her heal
I'd ing restored.
Id All things come right to him who wi
rs only wait, provided he does die in Il
u- meantime.
BRADFORD, PA.
ad Thomas Fitchan, Bradford, Pa, write
in II enclose money for Spring Blossom
mn as | said l would if it cured me. NJ
dyspepsia has vanished, with all i
symptoms. Many thanks shall new
be without it in the house Price
cents, trial bottles 10 cents.
an Never consult dog upon questions
n
her tigating boneanza.
oW A FRIEND IN NEED.
hcs Time over and again Thomas Ele
w ric Oil has proved a salutary friend to t
distressed. As reliable curative
cry Group in children, sore throat and br'
Ght chial aifcctations, and as a positive
WI iernal remedy for pain, it is a never-ti
'''' ing antidote.
=" A young lady was asked how {
t,' ', could possibly afford to take music
'nr sons. ''Oh, | couiinc myself to the !
A., notes.
the RENEW YOUR LEASE.
had There are times in every ones
aud when energy fails and n miserable f
om- ing comes over them, often mistaken
Sr"r lazincSs. Danger turks in these syl
aud toms, rs they arise from impure blooC
lec diseased organs. Medical advice is
the peusivc and often unsatisfactory. i;
she er's Ginger Tonic will renew your l'
of health aud comfort because it rest'
np?" perfect activity to the stomach, liver
arse kidneys, and puriies the blood, as
r the and women restored tor0Dust health
was tify in almost every nei eighborhood
advortsement-1dUO dUOcate.
lhed Girls, don't think fellow is gel
ha'r man, because he gives you polite |
INCA Bowers are always knaves, so eu'
player informs us.
lurry
1 his HAY FEVER
Messrs. Ely Bros, druggists, Ow
was n, VI have been afflicted for tw
the years, during the months of August
4, lno September. with Hay Fever, aud
. tor tried various remedies for its relief '
n;nis. out success. was induced to try
nccga Cream Balm; have used it with fay
u,hila bic results, and can confidently re-
con- mend it to all similarly afflicted.
o, am ert w. Townley, lex Mayor Elizal
room n. j.
Il al Messrs White K Burdck, drug,
Ithaca.N. VI IL commend to those
Il fhn fering, (as have bt en- with Hay +
wont Ey's Cream Balm; have tried near
the remedies | could tipd, and give
I off. decided preference over them all. |
while given me immediate relief &. r.
v and phrns, hardware merchant, Ithaca, !
Sept, 6, 1850, Price so cents.
herer A Very Creoked Road.
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Y new l :, A,, ,,par1 thav Toll ~. Oh; 80 20 a,