Sharp County record., 1881-01-20
:htssrmard Answer.

inossui, ,htssrmard Answer.
1t Of her rerobserve," said Colonel
aior Spillkins, as they me-
aed SIS va Galveston Avenue, "did
at Cam rye. Major, how difficult
y a gro traighttorward answer,
0. from people generallyP
70 much ink l ever did,
for its ~ continued Gilhooly,
eing pre- schoonerS of beer that we
Imperial dozen stores and ask If
tain things, and if they
SAYS that them. the Storekeeper will
n pistol ain out, in one single in
year, a M
mber of investigated his clothing,
wo car tickets, said it was
twontu strolled into a French or
to thy store, and Gilhooly asked:
nd ona u a green watermelon for
~ '''e elonr exclaimed the as
,igner, "zis is re wintairc
'Seh ask YOU for any meteoro-
oo-Plpe icence. Anybody who pays
letlmeS, cord for wood is apt to
HIraVa' summer is fading away;
cigar cot an almanac at home.
ekin no OF a green watermelon"
can use re orange, re banana, re
ajestyI tat
re made vant lessons in botany. Have
tatiVes, reen watermelon?"
N watermelon is not ripe"
1innarS' ask you whether it was ripe
offer a erely asked you if you had
to anv me, Spilkins, let's 60. He
e testi. history of the French rev.
Grafton ore he answers the question.
They DER
quite place was millinery eStaD-
), while
a. said Gilhooly, "have you
r,i le for sale?n
liz liz got as red as turkey-gOb-
ooaLos oai.os ,raning her neck out, said;
omnI III ~ YOU a fried mule in your ele-
lishment?"
''''lS6 "a OF husband sir, and broth
the will protect me from insult"
sea MI ask for your pedigree,
regis We got one of my own. There
Il less ult Intended. l merely asked
ttracts il question"
es are oot a husband. John! 0,
K0m-
ne fail eed of calling him, mann. If
school say that he is fried mule, you
epresS- produce him. We will take
lights, d for it.
to en- 10, John! come quick; here
7-third galoots insulting me-"
ally at CO." said Spillkins.
that might as well; she evidently
great stch my meaning" responded
afall-
here, Gilhooly," said Spill
e gar somebody will exasperate us
hav- Get themselves into trouble"
vt had igoing to win that beer. You
Ellen nd anybody on this whole street
Of the say yes or no. Let US go into
their Iertaker's shop"
bit and undertaken wac jOlly-looking
head, i'd advanced to meet them with
n fled, smile, remarking
crowd 90 l can do something for you
hment gentleman
id had We you any canned lobster?'
lrawn 1ilhooly.
more ats a good joke. I'll tell you
cutie. have got back here in the ice
ngthe I've got stiff that was yanked
nd at. Galveston Bay last week. just
town me, gentlemen.
tanks! When we want to study
o,bor- me we will send on to Philadelphia
trisen nplon"'
=, ba L. establishment I've got.n
~ hen want to see any curiosities
had go toa museum. Have you any
oatG ,,,'L lobsters?'
O|,h s"oh We got neat thing in shrouds,
J., - rills all down the front"
.Stn ~ ~ hooly shook his head, said he
" go cent on style. didn't care
~ Lo kind OF clothes he wore, and once
bono cno they emerged into the street
5neLe nlon weaken" said Spillkins. I'm
,JVV, rbtn an appropriation to pay for the
80 Iou might as we'll" responded Gil
u "for you won't get one to an
81 'IA, ~ straight out If you 90 into that
Il' store and ask for a cranberry pie,
lacn' me baled hay, or 4 copy of Pope s
re- on Man. or an accordion, they
nou' m spring some new liver-encourager
tle ouor box Of bunion eradicator.
g29n, i'd they went and got the beer
I'LL estog NeWS.
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