Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-02-01

Rich in fat-producing material beyond
all other foods and medicines are Malt Bit
ters.
Perpetual motiOn-a motion 10 adjourn,
which Is always In order.
Did you read how Josiah Pitkin Of Chel-
sea, VT, was cured Of a terrible sore leg.
by Hoods SarsapariIla, the blood purifier
Gambling Is not increasing particularly,
but as black wooden stockings are To be
fashionable. there will probably be great
many blacklegs on the street this winter.
HAVE WISrAR's BALsAM OF WILD CHER
RY always at hand. IL cures coughs, colds.
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, inhu-
enza, consumption, and all throat and
lung complaints. 80 cts. and 81 bottle.
A Kansas woman who was called "home-
ly as hedge fence" sued the slanderer and
received only six cents damages. Kansas
hedge fences are not so bad-looking.
HENRY VAN NoRrwICK. OF Toledo, Ohio,
saws A friend prevailed upon me 10 try
an "Only Lung Pad" and obtained i'm
mediate relief from a racking cough.
kno,r the Pad helped me.-i>ss ddr.
How time changes In the good old Tes-
lament days II was considered a miracle
for an ass 10 speak, and now nothing short
of a miracle will keep one quiet.
Dr. C. w. Benson's Celery aud Chamo-
mile Pills are prepared expressly 10 cure
sick headache. nervous headache, dySpep-
tic headache, neuralgia and nervousness,
and will cure any case. Price, 80 cents,
postage free. Parsons, Bangs Co, Port
land, General Agents.
A woman in Jericho, Vt, having heard
a great deal about preserving autumn
leaves" put up some, but afterwards told
a neighbor that "they were not III % eat.
have been troubled with FlatuS in the
stomach and bowels for years, sometimes
seriously so. ID. X. V. G. has cured me.
| recommend IL 10 all
d. Candee, Alderman 9Th Ward, Syracuse,
N
Guaranteed by all druggists.
Venice is 10 bid goodbye to her gondolaS
and welcome steam tugs. The tugs wont
be SO romantic, but they will get man
home To dinner great deal sooner.
MRS. PARrINGToN SAYS don't take any
OF the quack rOstrums, a they are regi-
mental To the human cistern; put your
trust in Hop Bitters. which will cure gen
cral dilapidation. costiyc habits and all
comic diseases They saved Isaac from
severe cxtact Of tripod fever. They are
the NJ pins HaUm OF medicines. s.-Bod"H
GiObs.
Defeated politicians are sometimes like
crabs in the market. They claw one
another instead of the man who puts them
into the box.
DIR n. G.. WHITES Pulmonary ELINIR
l. warranted To relieve the Group in thirty
minutes To relieve common Cold I'M
mediately To relieve Asthma at once
To cure all Coughs before liberation: To
cure sore throat To cure lloarsenesS OF
singers or speakers To always loosen
Cough To cause the patient 10 raise
freely: To always produce rest at night
To give satisfaction 20 all who use II.
what on earth takes you of 10 the
asked woman OF her husband. Curry
hossity."
EPIDEMICs.- now coughs, colds,
lung and bronchial complaints seem TO DE
epidemic. In these cases OF sudden colds,
the best thing TO do Is 10 get bottle oi
" H. D0Uas Eli6ir, which invariably
gives speedy relief and ultimately effects
complete cure in all cases where the
breathing organs are affected. Use II IN
time and prevent serious lung difficulties.
Sold by all Druggists.
A New York paper says or Nile. Bern
hardt's hat, 1T was trimmed with white
feathers and covered entirely with white
jet beads White jet is like Shak-
speare's "hot ice"
How 1T WAs.-At the battle OF Gcttys-
burg was shot through the left leg anu
was sent to the hospital. The army sur
geons relieved me but pronounced my case
incurable. 1t discharged pieces OF bone
and for years | have suffered with run
ming sore. tried everything which my
limited means would allow, aud expert
euced no relief until tried sulphur Bit
ters. | am now almost well, and shall
continue their use.-Od NOtd'er.
The old game of wicket is revived on
the Brooklyn Athletic Club grounds.
Among the players on each side are four
bar tenders. There's where the wicket
part of the game comes In.
LINKED TOGETHER ER-Complaints 60 in
troops. They are associated by nature.
Get one disease and you will have Others
DR.. David Kennedy's "Fayorite Remedy
strikes at the root OF all disease. You can
not take it amiss, no matter rhdt your par
tlcular trouble may be. For all ailments
OF the Kidneys, Liver, Stomach Bowels, II
is worth more than its weight in gold. \
silrer dollar will buy it, whether you go TO
your drug store, or address the proprietor,
DIR. X. at Rondout, n. Y.
HEREDIT1Rl II !