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, 1881-07-03
cold MANDARIN TEA,

In the contest for supremacy III the market
which is always going OH between standard
articles OF commerce and the dlsreputaole
limitations which unscrlpulUus parties are
always getting up. the existence Of the latter
i, always s!lort-Iivcd and tr;:nstory. The
struggle for recognition of the merlttrlous
staple is bound SOONER Or later to ellu i'll sllc-
cess. This fact is made apparent III tile tea
trade, and it will be to the pleasure and profit
of housekeepers to learn the reasons why
,Jcync's Gold Mandarin Tea, which, after
fifteen years close application, study. AMI
varied experience. he placed upon the
market about 4 year agO, iS SO Highly
esteemed by all who have used 1t. On account
nf its purity, strength, ftavor. and moderate
price. Many things sso ~ make up i suc-
cessfll tea business among tieHl profle!tncy
in tea-:estiny, good Judgment ON the dealers
part rs to tile wants of the market. careful
treatment after it has reached the retailers;
hand so that it may mot take up the smell
or flavor OF articles brought Ill coll1ict
in pl. ttins up the Gold Mandarin tea for
lis customers, Mr.. Jetnc has II dumped Iro'n
the original sealed packages rs 1iles ailise
from China Ind .JapalI, and teft!y packed oy
competent men in silver-tnll packases, Whic1n 1
are wrapped in el,allelled paper ain! careful
~ sealed. lnakin:, t:lc,n perfectly a1r-tlgtt:
The tc:, istAus EXPOSED to tile uir for but icw
moments and tllAt III Il Spec1Al room "1ltte
there is nothing but tea. Packed III f!!is
manner the Cold Mandarin tea keeps per-
fcctly unchanged Tor any length OF time.
t;.11pnw,ler, Young lIysul. .1apali, Onlons,
English Breakfast, Imperial. and mixed are
each graded into four numbers. Ihe wfap,, ps,
1ur Oh each number has !, distinct c"lor, and
the kind, and price, etc, printed On Tue
wrapper, so that wien !! purchaser, H., ilaS 81
Il, call for the same number II get it. The
t;otl Mandarin tea 'crc:' tltlcx, a.! te.l
that will pave the way forit to popular preG;s ;s
dc,lcc. 1t is packed in uEe pound anu E,ali-
pound full weight packages. No cadty Is
needed, as tile pliable silverfoil can be
pressed .Iewn closely. upon tile tea, almost
Theoretically sealing il: GU account O! r. rs
great Keeping quality It VII be espeg1ai,s
Taken altogether it is atl article. which I
ranks among Tie ,s deserving ,t u np nt'nle 3e
wt;i-knowu reru;atlon 1T Mr. Jey1lc's house,
aud which viii in the future attain Il stronger,
ever-increasulg hold upon the tta-!lrulklns
community among whom its admirers are
numbered by the thousands.
, 1881-07-03
d. TIE ClTI-IIALL.

rurRr were forty burial-permits issued yes
te.1sy ......-
TIE County Treasurer handasl over sso,VN
Yesterday to The Cisy Treasurer from conecuon5
al the taxes of 1881
TIE Cit, Collector took in SIS,Sis last month,
of shira $lstgl was for licenses, and the oal-
mt for special assessments.
Tyr nolica have been ordered to arrest all
ners,as xho arc caught shooting on the streets
,r nesr kmses, They haven't begun yet, how
frtf.
SOMEBODY has stolen the Mayors *l,U30 cow
Handsome Durham. She was picke1ed out on
the prairie, and she broke the picket chain. Tho
Mayor would be glad IL see her CONG back.
TRs Sidewalk Department has alreudy COM
neaced to receive money fur building and re-
pairing sidewalks. There was $..j paid in yes
ierd4y to Hugh Mclaughlin, the superinteud-
SnL
LtKr street bridge has been SO strengthened
by tho city md tbe West Division halfway Conn
pay that it Ii nuw perfectly sate, aud is IN such
q condition that It may last for number OF
yeats To cone.
THERE we're three new cases Of smallpox re-
ported yesterday. 1hey were from M. III LIS
lea street case Of scarlet-teSer was reported
fuu 10. IS West Thirteenth street.
The west Division Railway Company took
out permit Yesterday to bu:ll temporary
back burn At Blue Island avenue and LcaritI
Street Mr.. Lake said THAT it was intended to
htad Mhursts and Twelve ours, and will no tin
khed this week When the building is finished
notr cars viii be run on the avenue tor the con-
Hale1ce VI the public
The following building permits were issued
yesterday: :. D. Coleman. 1wo-story dwelling,
513 fett, No. -s:H Portland avenue, TO cost
slaO: Fire Department. for two-story and
EASEMENT engine house, 34xluD feet, Jane street
&C., eaa ashland avenue. 10 Gust $luoN; August
sorltz, three-st1ry and cei!ur dwelling, 24Nju
iest 10 1ol North Wells street. TO Cost 81, $50;
y. u. Aotlnson, three lhrec-+tury and basement
n9!rs % and dwelling, G}x42 tcct, Deideu and Lin
saa avenues, u cost Sl4,hU.
cAKTEn'S PROCLAMATION.
ane Mayor has issued the following prociama-
p9a 10 sezard TO the Fourth Of July:
Al9oRs OFFICE, CHICAGO, July =, 1SSl.-Ky
upon ne by law. ]. Carter II. Harrison, Mayor Of
@e my Of Chicago, do hereby order and direct
uaa mere shall he nn shooting ur hr,ng-of of
sues Vt nreTu.ks on the crowded Or prominent
ssesas m oi tue city On the Fourth OF July. Also
-. mat theEc Shall be no tirinE-oH uf pistols in
- ~: la17 q! tie city On thAt day. Shoot,ng-Ot1
!. i,h hh.erorke, however. may be permitted on the
:. taAs-f nt, sont, m public grounds, aud on Streets
y-setled localities. ! further order
m .aa a'iett the members Of the police force In
ns 1a5l this proclamation be rigidIy cnfored, by
39eaua2 persons found violating it.
CARTER ii. HANIus0S, Mayor.
, 1881-07-03

tats oSERHACI. THE SO-CALLED NQRCEE.
13e tfaad jury submitted their final report
'S'esoass, and were discharged. They returned
.A4"per OF indictments, among which was one
p' ss4ast 1oan Lamb. for the murder Of Officer
-'ee, lafgn butch of ''no bills" and Il report
M@seel!aneous subjects. The report set forth
tsn.! HG .ae lury lad been summoned by special
n ~ *uca ,sas mistake: tliAt the jnil was
ss,s;s Esl possiole condition; lautlcd Assistant
rsn" s1.e tt1oEney BAKER fur the services he had
'1As'eo' and concluded us follows:
TIE N0nGTE.
nn;.sn. i nrand JURY has thoroughly investigated
~ Nalcn demands immediate uLuletntut
e,na. he so-cailed Morgue. The WITNESSES
toaea ts. before this body 10 give evidence i'll
trs,rs M testified to horrible cuntiition Of
gist,saa.a!h nc MosEue. located ut the corner OF
ioe1a,sd' - nld Arnold streets. would not be
Il * ~. ~ its present state among barburilns.
in c;s;ss ss 1na1 disgrace, and au ,,bo1lnation
kh,masa'teu community. There Is displayed IL
Thch IT, Disregard Of that respcc. und cure
attendsn,a duoaso u be shown the unknown dead. No
fer " :n Is provided for the institution. The
H., Ut soe main dpr Is left iii Il ueiEhborinz sa-
Nnry7,as saete M those VIM desire to enter the
@3osue must 20 to get it.
.,au FEaA1S 1SFlsr THE PLACE,
No. s.es .es lat upon the flesh Of human beings.
ste tha n one illustration was given where rats
IN ,he Y;ra,,ee ears, and noses from bodies lying
31Ere fr ~ =. 44AaCEu+ WITH Il D0uS was placed
xoujI is as s,,., me general expectation that it
dino, 's matlikted. Bodies So r,utilatcd werc
te nIaoo ona Identification. The visitors 10
fr1ends ~, searching after deud relatives und
apltalJ,nn peen lne1prcssibly shocked ut the
oisrA !. a1ents which met their uyus. The
lur tha aua1nE IN the most ortiuury facilities
BE- saa:Ete Ete Of oudes- No more disresnfct c,1,iIl
fonr n,ec sAe caEcasscs of doHs.
luthcr,ias W. SufS Ascertltned that the county
tue iis,,,naas:se nase been npprised agan and again
have ali aat uaataR condition Of the place. They
eosFecisd au"1ted ~. that the evil should 10
anmend.,,;t. ~ once They have joined with
t5e:. t5ais sne ue continuaucc OF tie n,,travn nm1
10 a. r.uo,Hledge has NOT borne frnj1 The.. haHn
,herehra aea sh 10 inaugurale the refcrm. ignoring
hy Ra-nu, NC most common feelings Of hup1an-
fore rhs ase, In order to bring the matter he
Public msr ts ~ IN tangible shape, 50 1hA1 the
for ,h;. nhLRE TO PLACE THE BLAME
upon fha e!!arsnz offeuse, the Grand .1urr co,rs
r4,n as fa; IudEes Of the Criminal Cnnrt ~ s,,,ns
Serylce ~ - tnem the Committee on Isuhiic
1nissoner cne sae GouutS Doard, composed ri fnrn-
C. Knnnf nInarles q. Ayurs, joni q, E,,d,r i
also tha n4aen1y T. Seuue, aud w II WAL.
the Cnm;as1asor uf Chicago, the Chier ri p11;,.a
man of sha haaSsoner Of Fubiic Works. the cI..,;r,
Commisx;ee,so1n Board OF ConuIssfoners ani1
the Conn., r. Jchn 0'Nicsl and Louis Hntt1 nj
des, and i,nnsu nuatu committee On Pubic t,huri-
sepr1. Rae,ten Rpss upon them the contents Of this
respectfully submitted. "A A'@'e
she Jury es ~ tne AorEue matter, II appears
t, LACKED THE NERVE
the Indictment found acaire+ oou+.,,,
, 1881-07-03

we hHe partakcn, and We are conquered,
by tie relisllng gpod fare and polite attention
offered lis the past week at tile popular ttn-
trail Restaurant Is and II Randolph street,
near State. This is one Of tie largest, rs 1t
certainly is the most complete. establishment
cessFl from Lie start, fur they not only sup
ply the very best our market affords. but they
serve yo,. most liberally at very moderate
prices. The ladies are taken especial care
Of, seats being reserved tnr their particular
occuuaucy, This is appreciated rs IS shown
by the large number III daily attendance.
, 1881-07-03
THE BANKERS FAVORiTE.

The sales tho past week OF tho popular Dicbold
safes t., bank; has continued at tho same rate as
ve have noted heretofore In our columns, and
wc think thoy havo earned the title we give
tnem ms the Bunker's Favor,te-" We gather
from the correspondence addressed to Mr.. John
". Norris, Vice President of the Diooold Safe
and Lock Company. which he kindly permitted
us to glance, at from Pierre, D. T. a banker says:
, 1881-07-03

At hnzaar or fair held IL few days ago Ut
Ba:shot in England. the Princess Louise md
1he Duchess Of eek, WIN pri4ce Lenpnd sHid 5aa
,,,t.r Tho frit and ltG:ycr 5tA!i. Tue Duchess Dt
Cunnstlsht did II brisS trade in tcrr:scutta nusts
Of the Earl OF BcacnsEcfl, amonE other tn'gs,
whu dispcuscl Amcrcau drinks. Thc costumes
w1rn by the most distinguished persons present Of
were alo.leIs of simplicity. The Duchess or
surface relieved with lnuuvc silk: and worn
with a wilit. hat, WIS :,s fur from being gretet-
tious us the Princess LOUISE COSTUME OF Hallc
, 1881-07-03

The above amount will be paid il the cab
met photographs taken by J. l. Stevens
los and ITO Dearborn street, corner Washing
ton, at s. per dozen. are not equal In style,
finish, ard durability to any produced III the
world 1t any price.
, 1881-07-03
TRY. TRY AGhIH{

People who have catayrh, consumption, can
Ger, syphilis, and other fatal nllIades, give up
in despair because they have tried many doctors
ind remedies without success. The thousands
Of people who have Prof. Paine's Cat0rrh 'apor
and Liver -Rcnovator Pills, rs well as those VINO
have visited bis Snnitarlnm or Cure, ut Gra1iu
Haven, Mich, are SO unanimous in their state
mcnts as to the benefit they hAve derived that
we advise all our afflicted friends to go and see
the Doctor, or send for some Of his truly wonder
fuk medicines. Send for clrcufar.
, 1881-07-03
FINE CARRIAGES.

Studebaker Dros. exhibit the largest anu
best assortment Of bussies and carriages III
the city, comprising all latest styles. 4 Els'e
to their repository, l5l and 15S Wabash av-
enue, is well worth the time Of any adnllfer
Of fine carriages.
, 1881-07-03
Oufuet,S Terrible GRANDMOTHER.
Jc.,tl.. k.drnr 0ufuet.s

4 couvontual life Of some Years had made her
terribly hard Her domestic discipline wns more
than .tonusric: once week she employed
was girl). naughty or nut When her son so, was
only three she SMUT him up III Il drnwer. When
he was young. man sho had all the the
flowers he loved torn up; aud when
he was 30 years old she rchukcd
him US unccrc1noniousy as If he were STU
buy. This awful old lady mad i! STRANGE ndinlsM
cs,gruyinrs eng aud works Of art, and would have no
domestic in her employ who had not regular
in.n1ltifu} IN tho tsc pt her new born grandso:a
since. ut the sight Ut him, she reiaxed her stern-
ness ,ln,l suid: :. He will have miuu."
, 1881-07-03
WORLDS HOTEL.

This is the largest md finest hotel in tho State
OF Missouri, outside Of st. Louis, and is offered
rur rent. This mammoth building coutains
pbaut 500 rooms, all in good repair anu can oc
se2ured ON very favorable terms. For further
narticu,ars address or call on Worlds Hotel,
ST. Jpseph. No.
, 1881-07-03
Holland, embroidered with crewels Princess
CHRISTIAN wore dark blue, with white muslin
apron and white bonnet
0RE}MKFNMEcS

| Dr. DUpgcr, discoverer Of the Cinchona Cure
Tor drunkenness Office @.s34 Prairie avenue.
AL cases cnrod. i guarantee for SIS, or the
usual quantity needed Sis; small bottles, S.
, 1881-07-03

Finest teeth 81. Filling hAlf-pice Cum
Minis Dental Co., 70 State. corner Randolph.
, 1881-07-03
TIYT REAL ESTATE,
11OR SALE-BY BAIRD i BRADLEY
Z Room H. 30 Ii Sal!e.sE:

TTOR SALE-BY BAIRD & BRADLEY,
L Room Is 80 L s5i!Fn 61fiit:1 SIDE.
IS sadswIcE-sL, 2-story and basement brickt e 5@;
=. seIgwichs ?-story and basement BRICK mats
M stosy brick ee.aSon front s~e ats
6 re-st frame siop and cottage in rear Not :'xlo
Taidns lots On saest .eysrai 5s.tSln;s l;s
ccntre-ay. and Franklin-st. IL lots -,,,- and
In LIKE yew nof,ne1s1 a s!s corner
Northeast corner sips nDs lois
20J7 Wabash-nv., 3-s,ory and basement brick.
Sill Wabs.h,av.. frame cottage on oriek basement
esp 1adiana-av. :story and basement Frame lot 2ar
,,,., ,G,n, II; a.s,or tr,me br,,s basement barn.
5 sa md brick
2-story and basement hFek' man.
u Twenty -fonrth-st 2-sto1y and basement brick.
Sic@9 Forestry. ;,soFs ana basement o1'cA' WILL
~ Langley l: y.s:@ es1ory c'; and basement brick
a16co'taso Grovs-1XT Vtsr s:1teiy sinE fsame-
CA Westinghouse, :-story and basement brick.
So .S s19E re oo
GO! washlnst"n-s.. :.s,ory frame on stone founda-
f1nnt, lot ] Il fes, front. ron D17ehN '''~>' ~
e. e. Pa:k-av story frame on brick basement hr,ct
AZ son,h Oakley. :story and basement brick octaGon
7 wtnthrop-plu s.story brick, a'nlng-room and
10 and cold se sa:s@en' 0''s1
81 Artesiamn AZ -av:. :-story frame with two lots
III S$5f Ssfth ssS5E stiy frame iane
81 North Western-ax. frame cotts*e; ,,,-o,
with frame store. frame cottage. and 2-stoF5
Nor,hsest co1ner Fulton and sanxamo 5ozloo.
with frame sitS:Y{ uSY{hfSoSEb 9sst # fur buildings
Sfc,.oa-u+ n,ut ~ ff.EIuv -5rlt4i fpaf
, 1881-07-03

1.-THE Priest the Woman, and the Confession
al +" should be read by every lover OF his coun-
try. All booksellers. Price $l.a1.
, 1881-07-03

Our safe is the pride Of the town." Another,
rrom prairie City, Ia: "Our safe IS simply
Grand" and similar expressions all through
show perfect satisfaction.
, 1881-07-03

"That medicine rocs right to tho spot, re-
ireshcs, resives, and cures patient on Hop
Rittcrs.
, 1881-07-03

Go to Kings, u South Clark street, for a
fine drink Of fine old Kentucky whisky.
, 1881-07-03

E1OR SALE
Il Octa:on stone front, dinin@-room and Kitchen
OH main tlDnF, $atht .,.o
Brick, two stories. Adzms-st. near Lenvitt, $40mL
Fine residence ON Asllnnd-av.
Fine stone-frDnt residence. .sturies basement, and
ulansard. good corner West Side: &fd!hM
StOna front. TWO *torios. nelr Ashllnd- @A.au
Brick residence in good location, J" est Side. near
street-cars, S.sjA. -
Fine stone front, three stories and cellar, lot 3
feet wide, Asand-ny.. SOU; q bN1,sAtn-
Frame house, TWO stories, lot IL feet wide, HAru
ihon-av.. near AlaIus.st- $4Gn: cheat
Stone front, two stories. basGu1ent and mans1rus
Wahash-uv. near Twenty-sixti-st. ts- SOL
UctnK3n-front brick. Two stories Mnd basement.
Nnbnsh-ar south OF Thirty -hr.t-st, S10; barain.
HENRY WALLER, JK.
nRA fHF
, 1881-07-03

IRIB UNE ER4fNCH OFFICES.
TN ORDER TO ACCOMMODATE OUR
i numerous patrons throughout tho city, we have
established Branch 0tces In the different Divisions,
us designated below. where advertisements will be
taken for the suHe price charged At tho Main OF
hce, nnd will be received nEtii o'clock .. m.:
SOUTH DIVISION.
- 4 H. SlMMS. booksellers und Stad0ners. 123
Twenty-sccond-st
"; +. nUGAitr. Druggist, Gts Cottage Grove-av..
northwest corner Thirty -tftl-st
corner Thirty -frxt-st.
II. ". BUCHANAN, Druggist, corner Thirty-hzss and
Statg-sts-
WEST DIVISION.
ner Ut Sheldon. -
+: A. DltunliL Druggist, So South Halstcd-st.
II. :. KRAFT. Druggist, s4l West Madlson-sr, cor
ner Paul.nu.
LAS ii. k1nkLEY & CO., Druggists, 1ss South
1lAsteu-st, corner bf Adams .-------. .-- ...-
MILLS PHARMACY, J. w. WAINWRIGHT. ST.
WeAt 3iutlis0n-st.. corner Oglen-av.
TIL. SONSlCliSEN, Druggist 40 Blue 1siAnd-av.
cOrnernf Twclftl-st.
Il Z. IEls1slCk. Jewelcs. Newedealer. and FANG
Goods; 3a9 M iakc,st:: corner Lincoln:
SoRrn DIVISION.
J.. RuRLlSGHAM S Co. Druggist, as North
CLARK corner Division.
f. N. WILLIAMS 4 Co. Druggists. Cts Las1ahea-
6Gis 61! u r. SEEBE Printing and Advertising
Agent, News AHd stationery DepDt HI r. UtVl5tOn-at
, 1881-07-03

TOK SALE-S4, ,500-TIiE ELEGANT
T. S-sfory brick house, containing. 10 rooms With
MI modern improvements. NJ. IL West Congress-5t.
Inquire at IL ueartorn-5t- In bank.
, 1881-07-03

TyQR SALE-CIIEAP HOUSES
+ Co:,age ana lo1 Taylor and Myrtle
eStais au o. on 1oo
eev eecnd' ita lnr os =" luo
III Backhawk-sL West Side fur................ 1.aO
80 Ciceto-coDgt, two-stUry brick, for, 2N9
re tented Ssf Tor S. vii sell Tor. 1000
@ oHo,,nt nola easb. oniT.. 1900
W inat ah i,t. In now fsnts sor ;A 4nco
81 rfnsian-ny IWO-stDry house and two lots. for .U
This !s big bargain. We have larx. list ot others
Call and get list GRIFFIN j. DWIGHT, corner
Washington and Mnlsle4.yts.
, 1881-07-03

4 GOODRICH, ATTORNEY At Law,
1oi Deurbvrp-sr-, Chicago. Advice freq; u years
sSncrcace business quietly md lesusi7 transactcd-
, 1881-07-03

Tine Central Park Driving Association will
,-;.c !, FREQ trotttng MATINEE ut their track COM
fncncus promptly ut clock tu-lnorrow Morn"
I,,0. All members Or PARTIES Wishing to par
t;a;nat, will he on hand curly III order to finish
hcfs,rc tho running races commence at the other
, 1881-07-03

J7oR SALE-LOT IN GRACELAND
Z Cemetery 9xll Address Vi, Tribune ot1iee.
I11Ols SALE-A FILE OF THE CHICAGO
tlct, T. ISL ~ daie. Addruss -. Tribune Office
, 1881-07-03

TOR SALE-IIEADQUA1 70
II Enrlew0od property; cali before YOU bur and kat
nur list of bargains D. ". STOlsliS- Washington
I}errr
, 1881-07-03

Y7OK SALE-IIYDE PARK PROPERTY
II s,ecaltY; houses OF ali kinds and prices from
$3.50 to SlUV lots Si5u *a per foot ARu several
acrt. tracts n BARNES, S. Washngton-st. Room l.
, 1881-07-03

NOR SALE-BN DKESSEI4I4 4 CO.. So
iu suilc-st.-IIouses and lots on Fullertpn. Car
rail, Eyerxrecn OGDEN Atarshtlc!d, and fnlana-avs.:
n!so Maaison Fulton, f'Sarnoj. Wa'Inl and IND
nrngnuenIS and a1e bargains. on easy terms.
, 1881-07-03

1NOR SALE-AT MORGAN PARK. a
11 very desirable house. Address II. Trtoune.
TORSALE-DOWNE GROVE EEATS
Il them al-Lots twice the usual size Tor ha!I asnaa
sand for our Illustrated real estate catalogue
and read it carefully before buying lots etseMoefe
Maiied free FRED n WOODS, Do"ness d1ose'
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1881-03-09
Two Artists On One Sign.
chambers journal. I


Vernet and Gerard, in the days when their
hearts and purses were equally light. went for
an outing to Montmorency. After enjoying
themselves to their utmost capacity that way,
the thoughtless pair dined at the Hotel du
Cheval Blanc, and having no money where
with to pay the bill, proposed to square the ac-
count by decorating each side of the hotel sign
board with white horse, Vernet taking one
side, and Gerard the other. There being no
prospect of any other settlement, the landlord
accepted the offer, and acknowledged after
ward that he had never been SO well paid for a
dinner: Rarely indeed have two such artists
worked together on sgn-board We only
know of one other insta nee. At Wargraye-
on-Ihames, short distance from Henley, NAV
still be seen faded tavern sign, ascribed to
Leslie and Watts on one side of which ST.
George is fighting his sealy foe; while on the
other, he has descended from his saddle to re-
fresh himself with draught of Wargrave ale.
England's patron saint is fortunate in his de-
ineators. Twenty-eight years ago his combat
with the dragon was limned by Mr.. Milais for
the adjournment of Vidler's Inn, at Hayes, Kent:
the painter, while staying there. having noted
that the weather-worn sign was little better
than bare board, every trace of the design it
once bore having disappeared.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1881-03-09
-4.-7if st
REASONS WHY
Tee all should use tine 1oa. y
ReacdIonary Health Li|t.

every man or woman in every walk of life 1t fur
nishes an exercise which may, and should be intro
duced into every house; which may be practiced at
all seasons, in all kinds of weather. by persons of
both sexes all ages degrees of strength or weak
ness, alone or in company. No one cen say too
muchin praise of it, and no one can 4fford to do
without it.. All who investigate thor Aghly, use it.
and consider it invaluable and Indispensable 1t is
the safest, simplest cheapest and most efficient
medicine ever discovered. No claim is set up for
it which is unscientifc or impracticable.
General.-It is the best of rest. 1t is perfectly
safe. No harm ever came from its use. 1t strains
no portion of the system 1t directs the vital forces
to the affected parts By its the health is easily
maintained. The purchase of a Reactionary LITTER
is the best kind of economy. The convenience of
having one IN the house is very great. rsts.
Mind and Rrain.-It invigorates and strength
ems the brain, and renders it more active and eff
eient i'll all its operations.
sleep.-It is the simplest and safest narcotic
1t is the most natural and probably the best means
of inducing sound and refreshing sleep.
Neryes.-It is a wonderful tonic to the whole
nervous system. 1t is most eficacious remedy in
paralysis. if taken in time. .lsIgI : -
Lungs, EhrOat and vOice.-It gives special
expansion and greater mobility to the chest; en-
larges the lungs; increases the volume of respira-
ton, and brings the voice fully under control
AS preventive and of lung diseases it has no
equal. -
Exercise.-It is the most perfect exercise for
man or woman, furnishing the best form of physi-
cal culture and development in the Safest easiest,
most thorough and expeditions manner. 1t is bet
ter than the gymnasium and free from its dangers:
and infinitely better than drugs in majority Of
chronic diseases. 1t rounds and hardens the mus
Giles, and educates them into ever ready faithful
and efhc1ent servants of the will.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1881-03-09
POETRY.
That Amateur Flute.

Hear the futer with his flute,
Silver fute
oh, what world of waing is awakened by its toot
How it demi-semi-quavers.
On the maddened air of night!
And defeth all endeavors
To escape the sound of sight
fsSsS1 of the flute, flute,
Is With its tootle, tootle. toot
With reiterated tootings of exasperated toots,
The long protracted tootlings of agonzing toot
OF the flute, flute, flute, flute,
Flute. fate. flute,
And the wheeling and the spittings Of its cots.
Should he get that other flute
Golden flute
Oh, what deeper anguish will its presence insti-
tooti
How his eyes to heaven he'll raise
AS he plays
All the daysl
How he'll stop our WAYS
With Its praise!
And the people-oh, the peoplei
That don't live up in the steeple
But inhabit Christian parlors
Where he visiteth and plays
Where he plays plays. plays
In ths-cruelest of ways,
And thinks we ought to listen,
And expects MS to be mute
Who would rather have the earache
Than the music of his flute
of his flute, flute, flute,
And the tootpgs of its toot-
Of the toots wherein he tooteth his agonizing tcot
OF the huet. huit, foot tfi. z. .
Phlute, phlewt, phlewght,
And the tootle.tootin of his toot.
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