Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1881-03-12

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A hare-brush-a rsce between the rabbit.
The music of the wild waves is Nep-
uuc
Today is Tie birthday Of john smith.
Chinese music may be celestial bu, not
heavenly.
Passing around the hat is one way of
getting the cents of the meeting.
The editor OF the oil CITY Derrick claims
90 have q country-scat. ltisa stump.
The Omaha R.o,,5Froa, hearing tina, Dan
Rice Is dead, SAYS hc now has worse show
than ever
Il is sad but true that q man who once
becomes deaf seldom enjoys happy hear
after.
I,isa difficult thing for dog without "a
tail io show his m1>,er how much he THINKS
Of him.
The maiden who alorus the knee OF her
lover while the gas is turned down Is " born
90 blush unseen.
The san Francisco Chronicle mentions a
dam nearly tw0 miles long. The fellow
must ave stammcrcd
II YOU should happen TO need wheel
barrow soon, and haven't amy, jus, call a.
rouad and Whecibsrrow one for you.
There isa young lady in this city somod-
a.. th3r she cover, the legs ot the cAai-' IN
her bedroom.
A woman may re said % have undrassed
kids on their hands when she is putting
J,gin baJic, in q bath
Fathers Teeth are Plugged with Zinc
j. the latest song. We hope yAc odd IMAM Is
comfortable.
Why Is the earth Ike lhckboard'
Bccsus, Jhe children OF m-G multiply upon
she lsce Of it.
a Chicago man married IFS molher-in-
law SD THAI hc could live with His wife I'M
peace.
Ber0harjt is To- write a book on America
when she returns Cd Paris. The chapter on
American Ministers and American Pie will
BE- ESPECIALLY ha.r-raisiug
They met. they smlcl, they v,r- they loved:
lie called hDr Jcue She called him lco,lc,-
richer man r1ic down Che la.c
And Tom brought suit .1r breach OF p-ouis..
Whenever You hear man asking f lie
j. worth the living you can safely venture
zen o. one that DE has endorsed biJ Of pa
per and had 90 pays iD
Ia Texas. when a Young man goes back
on the girl 90 whom he IS engaged they Su--
pend him 90 tree and ir, him grow up
Nith tae country
"Dost love mee Tell me once again,
My LITTLE roo--y tools
With lovc-.i- eyes She sweet reuie-
"u3I3 Nol bot your blots
"Loua is an oh mafl. sass the Atlanta
Constitution. br4vels True; hut She is the
saucie,t. iyc'ie,. kicsuge. old maid I'm the
business.
The internal 0TcngcmCn, Of news
paper office is not considered complete Uu-
less It Is o-uamen,ed with % deceased spring
poet
Another boy. asked hy q pretty lady
teacher to define 90 miracle. replies Moth
sr saw. II You don't marry the news parsou,
twill be a uurac,e
Since the announcement tta, iady's
voice WAS restored. after fifteen wears OF si-
tense. bv che runaway of her horses, sever
al pIuden, husbands have so,d their
teams.
A Washington County woman has bor-
ret Or hundred wears old. Unless 10 has
been used as football. by the children, ana
sat down upon q number OF times, it Is oul
Of style nov.
If yoa were aa editor and poem bUi.i-
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lief v.orll van v-,a voYr inE-s.ond at his
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asked tle c,n.us mani e. He hin. doing
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