Daily Republican., 1881-01-06
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Sun riaos 7.2S........Sun sen AS.
Capital letcers.-L. 5, u.
Try Wolte's Hlndoo Catarrh cure.
Waist of tlme.-Midde Of an hour glass.
Few nice sleds and large shoe flies 99o. store
Try Kings Good Samaritan Cough syrup
90 to Boyd X Co., II E. 4th ST., for produce
Uuppinx ard leeohlns OF No. lOs y. I'd St
Dol. IngerSOlPs lectures, 5 cents at 41O E.
81 st.
rs lbs of excellent family -four for 80 cts. al
5th and Madison.
When does horse enj"y his tood most ?
When he hasn't bit IN his mouth.
Loose hay hJ the t1D at reasonable price
for cash at the hay market. Tl3 ", Front ST.,
A. K. Tatnan.
There are two classes who do not bsal
pros gerity-one OF them being th)se who d1
not get a chance 10 bear 1t.
Gracie's first experience in eating peach
'I've eaten It, coth and all, mamma; now
what shall do with the bons?"
A country plumber tlkes haIfa coum Of
! his local newspaper to advertise Cast Iron
Sinks" Who ever said it didn't.
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Bs each, at hay market 7iS W. Front street.
A. Il. 1stnall
An eminent artist lately painted snow
storm naturally that he caush bad cold
by sitting too near 1t with his coat of.
Why is watch dog larger at night than
he is in the morning Because he is let out
at night, and taken in in the morning.
sTGank goodness Man alone can whis-
tle - eays Phi oFpLer. Yes, but the mis-.
chief is, he can also whistle when he isn't
alone.
There Is great deal said about procrasti-
nation being the theft OF time, but now can
tn4t be when procrastination never comes
u3 to time?
A lawyer in foreclosure Gaze, In summon.
ing ,, said: MAY it please the ceurt, Sec
ond tLoug his arc often best, but 1t is never
SO with NOR tgages."
Why is meat in your sandwich like the
large middle class OF society: Don'tyou see
that? Woll, because II lies between The up
per crust and the WIDER bread.
A Missouri editer printed a twscOlumn
editorial on tho best breed Of bols, and
GO ntenporary promptly took him to task for
devoung go much space to his family AFFAIR.".
+. H. HAM, Is E. 4th street, has Just re-
ceived fine assortment OF Jewelry, which he
will sell at q reasonable price. Also repairing
of all kinds OF watches, clocks, &c.
Boouet tables, loot rests, writing desks,
marble top tab es, camp chairs, secretaries,
music stands. library tables, and host OF
other goods at l.. +. Adsir's, %7 Market st.
A Junior was heard to remark on a recent
Sunday, after Professor preached an |
eloquent sermon THAT was splendid ser. |
mon. Cad los single gestures, and thir. |
teen double"
When q gentleman steps on a lady's train, |
the lady should turn round and say politely, |
. beg Sour pardon, sir, and the gentleman |
should bow and say, ii accept your apology, )
madam"
The following advertisement appeared
Iately in y royinc'al paper.-Wanted q man
and mis- vile toloOk after farm, and dairy
with y religious turn OF mind without encum-
"Never give boy a shilling to hold your |
shadow while yeu climb tree to l0ok into
the middle OF ne1t week, 1t Is m Dney thrown |
away. "says genius who speaks fem wha
he knows.
holled and pearl wheat, crushed and pearl
barley, terina, oat meal and Graham -four
the very best, with the richest wheat flour
that can be made out of wheat alone also
buck wheat, none better 81 cents, at VIM.
ID. Pickels, 407 King st.
Come and be happy, E. Ray, 910 East 7th
street, has laid In the finest briar and
fancy pipes, genuine merschaum goods, and
cigars, In the eastern part Of the city.
Friends and enemies, Jews and Gentiles, are
each and all invited to call. Remember
9l0lE. 7th 81.