Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-11-05

itely, until at last the consequences D
sin are reduced to their minimum as {
restraining power, because alter you
. have done rs you pleased you can make
a business OF repenting, so to speak, o.
all Your misdeeds in bulk, Just rs the
bov wanted his father TO say grace ovel
the whole barrel OF pork at once instead
oil bothering abont it at every meal, and
so cream oil old scores and begin afresh
The rebels used 20 say OF one OF on,
regiments during the war which used
/ the Spencer repeating rifle, that they
I loadoned up Sunday and fred all the
rest OF the week; so this kind OF religion
allows man to sin all the week and re-
peut OF the whole thing in lump on
/ Sunday and begin again on Monday
morning TO break the decalogue seriatim.
/ 4 small boy in Meriden had evidently
been taught by this kind Of q teacher.
When few weeks ago that queer
atmospheric appearance took place, and
+ the sun was SO shrouded that the
flowers began to shut up as though the
night had tonne on, a great many people
WhO are not exactly superstitious, but
simply stitiOus, as Sydney Smith used
/ to say. telt that the world was coming to
an end The small boy referred to took
il the possibilities OF the occasion and
said TO his chum, 81 say, Billy the world
amt going to last much longer, and you
had better hurry up and be sorry for
having stolen that jam out OF the cup.
board, or YOU won get TO heaven, that 3
all"
Some people ignorantly think that by
making incredible assertions about the
Scriptures they thereby enhance the
popular estimation o! them. The
Bible, OF all other books, can afford TO
have the simple truth told about it. \
negro once thought to excite the admira-
ton OF his hearers by telling the most
manstrous tbs. "My Erethren," he
sal, Eve shall nehber hab agin sech
GOOD times as dey had in de ole Scripter
DAYS. We'se got t. be so oriul bad an
sinful dat it's Jess as much as de Lord
can DO 20 stan it wild US Ter 5ebenty
year. an even den he nils Up de time
wid ncuraI@gy ana raeninat'% an ye!io"
fever. SO dreltul wicked is We dat even
de pore little chil'ren has to have
reasles an trpt1in' an mumps in
order 10 show EN- dat human life has
got down to de dreSs III dc barr l. But
prptnrrn IL didn't uSe TO be so once In
I'ttl,icu, ~ "''r' ,I "o, ~ 'T nan n.,,hnr
mia ';ant,on !, = voupr woman iii he
,yss tiny orsixtv an even den he warn't
in no hurry 10 get married. he knew
dere was ti,ne ehu,' 'ol a'i "pH' tnso
even AFTER ne 'utneI ''u"''lC" -,
my rehS' 50 e''''' N"o1e ""
ScrIp'et ''i''eS G"I tie'i "'eu ~ Nv
ne hNe huH'teu ye"i G'e, AZ II hO' u"
IreQuehti! h"pPeh''t "'t "eH ""o "'N''
twenty ave year o'e "IV" '"f "'''
horh'
Tynorrophi.al errors are fruitful
,,,;sohiof NC uou 90 NJ finn
S"u''e Vi ''''s''"I' 90 "s
" hen man te!egraPhs 10 his agent
concerning certain stock, "No-price
ton hich " no was nearly ruiped because
.:.,. - :. az
''ie 'ieiN d. 'ue ''|Ne' "'0'' ~
price too high. 1t was a mere matter
nj punc.uat;on. but il caused one pocket
hoot. -, Iaas, - coI,arsa hon how.
-
ever, the uoiiulous fePol'ei gave al az
count OF a railroad accident, in which d
cow and an englue had wrestling
match which lasted ioraOout ten sscohus'
the printer made hlm say that thee
ehSIue CUT '"o 70" ''''o ''''''' '"''''' ~,
~ ha'Ses' anu 'hen' VI .outSe' We "''
iaugheu; bat III the last lucIueIit VI 't'is
S'n'i - -. ~ l,r,,h ar rry
4 minister preached a sermon which
his people thought remarkable enough
70 PRINT. Inc tcNt was from "oo' AZ"
20 Ill N Ia ' ,,;,a far i,ig Tia Wien
looking over the advance sheets the
proof reader saw that blunder OF the
most 'orIituao'e NI1u mas Dn .sV"n -,
,Eat man hath will he yigen for his
wife" He was a wise proof reader, aud
one who hadarather turbulent domestic
experience, and he naturally shook his
head when he read the words. He did
not feel at lihertv to make the necessary
correction. but send the sheet to the
/ ,,;nister with a ''query" against the
passage and this marginal note, This
/ 'icueuds on circumstances"
r.. ...o.,, u.io ,ov, mot 20.
/ C"'A'h"" P''p''' WIZ nave "''
ceived the proper amount OF eSuca''oh
nutrimant, are apt to be careless in the
nc, ~; ,be;r mother tongue. So;ae folks
~ ,.,iS, :, a,,,L ,ror that Won
rsoIIy don't know what they mean.
vb;le tba trre scholar saws exactly what
~ oorea,l naors axactIv what he
says ForavampIe. 4 gentleman with
= gnn ovar his shonIder, while wander.
mo tbropob ,be "rheubarbs" o. Jar
Wao.or, barl,t met IN unna,lyrd
,1iI,o, and said "Sorrv. is there any
..,,.o :, ,hsu. ,or,so" ue did not rx.
,,I,i, I,,+ ba r,a,rt .I.nEon,a cr tive,s
80, l.,o,I.J nr,,
~ a. 100 'o- asnins Of tha youth 10 answer