The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1881-10-15
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"what wa. gwine to rvmars. !" .sSl
Brother Garaaer, ~ thu si~-v epeu,d.
"wss de effeck dat killwilIi am smith
ginerally known ~ de .Drm..thcps al
the Soa,h, am now waitin' in dc au,,v.
toom trtr IN tavitashua Tn deliver hi,
ersse@a ca 'rae Great men ot tIr rtss :
is ha'crwe han from i.yurhbur,. Va.
"a d's sp%saal Parposc, payta' Nj, asu
bar part Ut ,le way an walSin' ds r.,
On Ne ailrusd tic>, an II liar am uo d,.
iees.huns ". will bring him H."
"bid un!erstan' dc Char to say II
deir was no dejcckshuns?" asked IN.
Rev. fsn't'cs, as he sadslealy popped
up.
"Youdid, sah!"
"pcjeckshuns-ah. Didn't dc Char
mean to say u deir wa, no."
"Brudder Penstock. )" interrupted n.
President, "when dis Char says deiec..
shuns he doan' mean inilpckshun.. di.
wckshuns or dedcckshuns. u, Ia,' time
YOU interrupted de- purrcclin's II dis
msctin' you war tolcd dat de nex' dis.
play Of eapfnlncss on your part would
dissult In q fine. Painful "a 1, am Ia
me, an as much ~ feel fur your vii.
an ehill'en. l shall rcpose fine ON YOU
Of slO0 an casts. de costs. NJ nigh a,
kin fgge., will be about sGOO. You
gill consider yourself impcnded from
membership until de fine am paid"
The Rev. sank down on his chair, his
eyes rolled, his breathing was labored,
and he Suddenly tainted away and drag.
ged Napoleon Shrewsbury with him to
the 6oor. Daring the cSci,meu, eight or
ten persons received the contents II the
WATERFALL. Melon rinds lew in A per.
feet shower, and q cantelopc, which
struck Ten Thousand Collins between
the shoulders, broke open and ex,in.
guished three lamps, and knocked down
the grub-hoc with which Washington
crossed the Delaware. Brother Pcus,ock
finally revived and bound wet towel
around his head. and Colonel Hill
Smith arose to make statement. lie
Vas intimately acquainted with the
Pecuniary resources u Brother Pens,ock.
His earnings the past year were exactly
ess3 20. His expenditures were exactly
eiSj -. The balance on hand wa,
therefore only four cents. This wear the
balance would b. closer still. and even
in the best year to come there va, no
hope Of . great increase. Giving four
cents Is an average yearly balance,
Il would take Brother Penstock about
10000 years TO pay his fine and secure
his restoration TO membership. The
speaker hoped that mercy would prevail
aud the fine be withdrawn. After A
brief consultation with Sir Isaac Wal.
pole and Waydown Bebee the Prcsi,len,
arose and announced that he would
remit the fine and costs, and the mem.
ber's narrow escape from being killed
stone dead would be 4 great moral
warning to him throughout the rest Of
his days.
The Committee on Reception then
donned their red neckties and escorted
fae great orator into the hall. lie vas
given general introduction from the
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