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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11
A Valuable Experience.

Few men are better known throughout
| the Methodist denomination than ID. w
Bartine. d. d., NJ. d. Speaking of a most
critical incident in his life, he said Some
time since found myself suffering from
what is known as Albuminuria. BY the
use of reliable test found albumen in the
urine, and in some slight degree in few
instances in coagulated state. / suffered
from dropsy, particularly about the ankles,
slight pains about the kidneys, derange-
ment of digestion, great dryDess of the skin,
attlmes much thirst, and of course grad
ual failing of strength. This was about
the state of things when commenced us
ing Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure.
| took about six tablespoonsfuls every day
for week, when found all my symptoms
decidedly improved, and at the end of two
weeks it was difficult to detect any trace of
albumen. Having imprudently taken cold
] had very slight relapse some two weeks
ago, when began again using the medi-
cine, and am now as well as ever" The
doctors symptoms are as common as head
ache, and yet, unless taken in time, they
may lead to the worst results, which the
remedy above named will certainly prevent
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11
A Good Advertisement.

"The Americans are outdone," tri-
umphantly declares a French editor.
and to prove it he relates this singular
story: Lately, at Calcutta, a danger
Gus criminal was arrested and con-
demned to death. On the day of the
execution, when the jailer was about to
prepare the condemned man for the SUI
preme moment, an English gentleman
arrived hurriedly, and presented an or
der from the governor of the city, :u-
thorizing him to hold private liter
view with the prisoner. They we're
left alone for quarter of an hour, and
when they separated the condemned
man was heard to say, 1T is distinctly
understood that you will give f10, 900
sterling to my heirsp 4 swear it up
on the Bible, replied the mystic rous
Englishman. The prisoner was then
prepared and led to the scahiold, where
he claimed the exercise of the right al
ways awarded to those about to suffer
execut:on--the right before dying to
say farewell word. Advancing to the
front OF the scaffold, he at once won the
attention of those present, and then ex-
claimed, in stentorian voice, The best
chocolate in the world is that OF the
firm of So-and-So, of Piccadilly, Lon
DON" Then he calmly yielded himself
up to the executioner.o
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11
Al the Matiues..

"Yes, IL Is true. She met ME on the
street, and cut me dead. Il was just
because she wouldn't make up her
mind to that brocade, and the clerk
kept It for week and let me have it
such bargain, too! But IL she wanted
it, why didn't she take itr'
at wasn't worth breaking friendship
for, I'm sure! You must have felt
awfully when she cut you. Isn't that
music lovelyP She isn't much to lose,
either"
30, got even with her, you may be
sure"
Ibid youp o how lovelyi What did
you dop' raga MM
"Mct her husband at the ball, and
danced nearly every set with him; had
on that very brocade, too, and he said
it was the most becoming dress he ever
saw me wear; you should just have
seen her eyes. never enjoyed myself
so much in my life--wasn't it splen-
did ?"
"Well, should think it was. You
couldn't have planned it better" (Mu-
sic resumes.)
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11
Magnetic Electric Propulsion.

The Paris correspondent of Nature
was present during an experiment
made by M. Trouve on May "a with a
small boat between Port Royal and
Pont des arts, to test the capabilities of
magneto-electric propulsion, and he
makes this report: The boat measur-
ing 5m so by 1.30, and carrying three
persons, obtained a mean velocity of
I'm. 80 per second, with magnetic
electric motor weighing two kilo-
grammes, and two series of six Wool
aston elements weighing IL kilo-
grammes each. The trial lasted an
hour and half, and was interrupted
by darkness. These experiments will
be repeated shortly on the Bots de
Boulogne lakes. The motor which was
constructed to give eight kilogramme-
tres per second did duty which sim
gle rover would have been unable to
perform. The electro-magn motor
was placed on the rudder, and the mo-
ton communicated to small screw
placed in the lower part by chain.
This system is not calculated to utilize
the who'll extent of the motive power
genera ID by the elements, but it dis
penses entirely with any alteration to
the boat. This last circumstance is
considered as decidedly important in
popularizing the system among yachts
men. There was not the slightest vi
bration of noise of any description felt
on board.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11
Piles! Piles!! Piles!!!
SURE CURE FOUND AT LAST, NO ONE NEED
SUFFER.

A SURE CURE FOUND AT LAST. NO ONE YEEI
SUFFER.
A sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding
Itching and liberated Piles has been dis
covered by DR.. Williams IAN Indian rem
edy), called DR.. Williams Indian Oint-
ment. A single box has cured the worst
chronic cases 90 and 30 years standing.
No one need suffer five minutes after apply
ing this wonderful soothing medicine.
Lotions, Instruments and Electuaries do
more harm than good. Williams Oint-
ment absorbs the tumors, allays the intense
itching particularly at night after getting
warm In bed), acts as poutice; gives
instant and painless relief, and is prepared
only for Piles, itching of the private parts
and nothing else.
Read what the Hon j. M. Coflinbeny, of
Cleveland, says about DIR. Williams Indian
File Ointment; 81 have used scores of
PIE cures, and 1t affords me pleasure to saw
mM have never found anything which
gave such immediate and permanent relief
~M, Williams Indian Pile Ointment
nM sale by all druggists, or mailed on
receipt Of price ii 90. ' '"
FRANK 8. HENRY g. Co.,
sole Props, Cleveland. O.
For sale by GEO. Z. OMAHA, Drurris. ~
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11
The Gastric Juice

when vilated, as it always is in dyspepsia
poisons instead of acting as a solvent OF
the food, which decomposes in the stomach,
giving birth to an acid, that rising in the
throat stings the palate, and causes the ex-
ceeding unpleasant sensation called heart
burn. Carbonate ofSona and other means
are often resorted to for the purpose of
remedying this, but with no permanent
good effect. The wiser way is to eradi-
cate the atrocious disease which originates
this and hundred other harassing symp-
toms. Palpitations of the heart, wind on
the stomach, oppression in that organ after
eating, and sinking sensation in it at other
times, in short all the indicia of chronic
indigestion are removed by Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, foremost of stomachies
and invigorants Appetite and nerve tran
quillity are impaired by its use.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11
Hadn't Any Objections,

A lightning.rod man drove up to a
fine new house out West, and told the
man sitting in the door that he ought
to have lightning-rods on it. The man
said he had not thought about it, but
had no objections. So the lightning
rod man put rod up on one corner
and asked the man who was still read
ing the newspaper, if he had any OBJ
jections to his putting up rods on the
other corners, and the man said no.
When the job was done, the pedder
presented his bill.
whats thisp" said the man, yawn-
ing and folding up his paper.
bill for the rods" explained the
peddler
"Rods! Ididn't order any rodsr'
why, certainly you did"
"Not at all only said I had no
objection to your putting tn EN- up.
And had't. This is the County Court
House. don't even live in this house.
OF course / had no objections. "-Er-
Chdn1e.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11
What He Will Do.

If there was any doubt as to what
the small boy would do on the glorious
Fourth, the following extracts from a
newsboy's diary, picked up in the post
office yesterday, would settle the ques-
ton at once:
July Cit oil yer money together
fur the Fourth of j lily. They say that
lemonade won't be over three cents a
glass, and that Teller kin git all the
ice cream he kin stuff fur about a
nickel.
July 2-Hide yer money where no.
body kin git their paws on it, or else
you may be left. Seven punches of
fire-crackers and q cokernut hain't any
too much fur any one boy to shoot off.
The police dasn't interfere, cause our
four fathers died at Bunker-sunthin'
Don't lend none of yer money, cause
they won't pay it back. They say that
Teller kin shoot off Roman candles
and fire pistols.
July 3-See all the boys and git up a
parade and buy cokernut and some
dates and two sky-rockets, and hide
'em under the bed; keep awake all
night so as to get up afore daylight
and yell fur glory.
July 4-Try to git some money of
dad. Buy some powder and fire-crack-
ers and candy and peanuts and soda
water and pistol what shoots gravel
stones. Ask all the boys fur bite of
their cokernut. Take sassypurilla in
yer soda water, and look in front of the
stores fur lost money. Maybe this is
the last Fourth we shall ever have, and
every newsboy ought to eat three CO.
kernuts and two Roman candles.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11
n The fly that walks on oleomargarins
is not the butterfly.
The Stature Of Different Races Of Men,

The Stature Of Different Races Of Men.
The shortest Of mankind are the
Bushmen and related tribes In South
Africa, with an average height not far
exceeding four feet six inches. The
tallest race Of man is less than one
fourth higher than the shortest, q fact
which seems surprising to those not
used TO measurements. In general.
the stature Of the women Of any race
may be taken as about one-sixteen.h
less than that of the men. Thus, a
man Of FIVE feet eight inches and wom-
an Of five feet four inches look an Or
binary, welI-matched couple.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11
No Good Preaching.

No man can do good job of work,
preach good sermon, try law suit well,
doctor patient, or write a good article
when he feels miserable and dull, with
sluggish brain and unsteadily nerves, and
none should make the attempt in such a
condition when it can be so easily and
cheaply removed by little Hop Bitters.
See other column. Albany Times.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11

HUNDREDS of men, women and children
rescued from beds of pain, sickness and
almost death and made strong and hearty
ny Parker's Ginger Tonic are the best CYL.
dences In the world of its sterling worth
You can find these In every community.
Post. See advertisement.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11
Ponder on these Truths.

Torpid kidneys, and constipated bowels,
are the great cause of chronic diseases.
Kidney Wort has cured thousands. Try
itand you will add one more to their num-
Der.
Habitual coshveness afilicts millions OF
the American people. Kilney-Wort will
cure it.
Kidney-Wort has cured kidney com.
plants of thirty years standing. Try it
See adv.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11

We have no nervous tonic at once so
reliable and convenient as Fellows Syrup
of Hypophosphites, and We therefore, glad
ly recommend it in the diseases of such or
gans MS depend for health upon involunta
ny muscular action.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11
The Human Hair.
now TO pREsERvE AND BEAUrIyY Ir

HOW TO PRESERVE AND BEAUTIFY IT.
Many persons abuse this delicate ant
beautiful ornament by burning it with al
coholic washes and plastering it with grease
which has no affinity for the skin, and II
not absorbed. BURNETT's COCAINE, {
compound of Cocoanut OIL, etc, is unrivalec
as dressing for the harris readily alb
sorbed, and is peculiarly adapted to it,
various conditions, preventing its falling
off and promoting its healthy growth.
Housekeepers should insist upon obtain
ing BURNETT's FLAvoRING EXTRACTS, for
ahey are the best.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-08-11

Col. John G. Whitney,
OF Atlanta, Ga, says he owes his lite to
Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23
Death and Funeral of General
Burnside.

PROVIDENCE, Sept. l5.-All the
evening crowds have been pressing
past the remains of Gen. Burnside,
lying in state at the City Hall, at the
rate of 1000 per hour. Many dis,
tinguished gentlemen from abroad
have arrived to attend the funeral.
Gen. Burnside's war-hOrse, Major,
that bore him through the war, was
killedthis afternoon. 1t had become
helpless, and the General had arrang-
ed for its death whenever it could be
killed without his knowledge.
PROVIDENCE, Sept. 1G.-The fu-
neral of Senator Burnside, to-day,
was very impressive. The body has
lain in state in the rotunda Of the
City Hall since noon Thursday, and
has been visited by thousands. The
State militia, veteran organizations,
members of the City Government and
Il large cortege Of citizens accompan-
led the hearsc through the streets.
Buildings were drapod, bells tolled,
and minute guns fired. The process
ion was joined on leaving the church
by United States Senators, Rcpresen-
t%atives, City Government, Corpora
ton of Brown University, representa-
tive of the Board Of Trade, the Histor-
ical Society, Loyal Legion and many
local associations. The remains were
conveyed from Swan Point Cemetery
and deposited in the family plot, with
a military salute. Shops and places
of business were closed during the
passage of the procession. Banks,
courts and city departments closed
for the day and the schools for half a
day. The ~concourse from all parts Of
the State and surrounding country
was immense, ard deep feeling was
manifested.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23
FaIrs In East Tennessee.

Fairs will be held throughout East
Tennessee as follows:
Virginia and Tennessee Border
Fair, at Bristol, September DIST, 22l
aud 23d.
Grconc county Fair, Greeneville,
September 23th, 29th and Both.
East Tennessee Stock Breeders
Faif, at the new grounds near Sweet
water, October 81, 4th, 9TH and 9th.
Washington County Fair at jones'
boro, october 9th, 9th and 7th.
Tennessee Valley Fair at Rhea
Springs, October llth, 10Th and l3th.
East Tennessee Fair and Turf As
ISOLATION Mt the grounds south Of the
river from Knoxville, October 18th,
Goth, 9th aud 2Sth.
Blount County Fair at the farm Of
w. NJ. Watkins, near Maryville, No
yember ID, Sd and 4th.-Chroaicle.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23
snow Fail in the West.

A Chicago special of Saturday
says: Unusually cold weather is
reported from Des Moines and
other parts Of Iowa for several
days past. Snow fell all along the
Rock Island Road between Dex-
ter, 20 miles west Of mere, and in
Nebraska. 1t was two inches in
depth at Omaha. The tops OF the
cars on the Rock Island Road on
arriving here last evening were
covered with snow. The weather
is cloudy and very cold for the
SCaSOn.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23

Remember that the first day Of No.
vcmber is the time fixed by law for
Trustees to place in hands Of officers all
unpaid Taxes and remember also that it
will be impossible for me to receipt all
the taxpayers in the county in the last
two or three days of October,
A. J.. WHITE, Trustee.
Sept. If, 1881. ST
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23
The Rich Marble OF East Ten"

The Nashville Banner observes -
Judge Mckinney, of Hawkins county,
one OF the Vice Presidents from East
Tennessee of tho International Cotton
Exposition, has on exhibition at the
Maxwell House some fine specimens of
the variegatcd marble Of East Tenncs-
see, which he will send to Atlanta at,an
early day. These specimens were OBJ
tanned In the noted Cave Quarry near
Rogcrsyille, which is the property Of
Mr.. john l%lasson, formerly Il practical
stOnc.cuttcr in New York City, but on
II tonr Of observation through the South
t%wcnty-thrcc years ago, was so charm
cd with this quarry and rich veins Of
marble there to be found, that ho in
vested his all IN the purchase of the
track upon which this marble aboundS
in large quantity. There Is nc such
marble to be found anywhere IN this
country, and for polish, brightness and
susceptibility Of finish it is in some re-
spccts superior to the best Italian mar
bic, aud for richness aud combinations
OF co,or, II cannot be cXcellcd. East
Tennessee Is rich in this production,
aud the time is not far distant when It
will be fully developed. Capital from
the North Is seeking Investment here,
aud nowhere can Il better be employed
than in the quorrico of Fast Tennessee
marble.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23
Another Georgia Tragedy.

Near Powder Springs, Cobb County
there occurred Il horrible tragedy on
Friday morning. For years there has
been ln old feud between the Mitchell
and Cooper families. They live on ad-
jaccnt farms. Ca Friday Cooper dis
covered Mitchell driving his chickens
from his corn field. This renewed the
bitter feeling, and atight was the result.
Cooper was armed with 4 shotgun, and
instantly killed one Of the Mitchells
and mortally wounded another. Coop
or was bailey cut with knives, and his
life is in great jeopardy. All the par
ties are we'll known and highly respect
ed. The affair has caused the greatest
excitement.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23
Jackson Daily Patriot
EgHnnu Er6nuahS

Rev. I. NJ. Winburne, Pastor NJ. L.
Church, MeXia, Texas, writes "a fol-
lows: Several months since | received a
supply OF st. Jacobs Oil. Retaining
two bottles, distributed the rest among
friends. 1t is Il most excellent remedy
for pains and aches of various kinds,
especially neuralgia and rheumatic af-
feCtiOnS.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23

The Opera House was filled Friday
aud Saturday nights, to hear Richmond
81 McElreth's Comedy Co., in their ia
vOrite divorce" and "Kathlecn Ma
yournecn." This troupe always has Il
full house in Cleveland; this is their
third appearance here, and they have
become very popular. Not only do
they understand their profession, but
unlike most Of travelling troups, they
are ladies and gentlemen in every sense
of fine word.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23

Ladies', you cannot make fair skin,
rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes with all
the cosmetics of France, or beautiflers
of the world, while in poor health, and
nothing will give you such good health
strength, bouynnt spirits and beauty u.
Hop Bittcrs. Atrial Is certain proof
Tpiepuph.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23
D 10 get w ell,

Nell Moore, Il noted western thief, is
young aud pretty. Being closely par-
sued by officers at Denver, she threw
away her false teeth, brushed her hair
smoothly down, and put on her plain
est costume. These changes made her
unlike the description which the Off
GERS had received, and she easily es-
canpl.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23
To all BapIist.

Mr.. W. H. Mcknight Of Charleston,
requests us to say to all parties desiring
10 attend the coming Baptist Associa-
ton for East Tennessee, to notify him
that they may be provided for with
conveyance &C., from that place Oh
October 9th aud eth.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23
Memorial Services

were held at the c.. +. Church ycster.
day at II o'clock, in which all minister,
and citizens took part, ard expressed
their deep sorrow at the death of Presi.
dent Garfield. The bells were tollcd
for 30 minutes and business generally
was suspended. We will print the res.
OlutiOns Ndopted next issue.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23

An old lady writes: 81 am G5 years
old ana was feeble and nervous all the
tine, when | bought q bottle of Par
kcr's Ginger Tonic. | have used q lit
tie more than one bottle and feel as
we'll rs at 30, aud nm sure that hun
lreds need just such a medicine"
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23

King Kalakaua is among the passcn-
gers by the White star line steamer
Celtic, which has sailed from Liverpool
for New York.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23

The idea that Southern guano dealers
are, and hare been reducing prices on ac-
count of the drouth is erroneous. This
paper has never made any such state
mpnt.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23
GOiInn Gin and PreSs.

Cotton Ginncd and Baled on short
notice at my gin. All machinery new
ard in perfect order.
j. $. HANCOCE,
Cleveland, Tenn.
N.1n-It
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23

Deserving articles are always apprc-
ciatcd, Tho exceptional cleanliness OF
Pukor's Hair Balsam makes 10 popular.
Gray hairs are impossible with its oc-
caslonal use.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23
Notice 20 ~TaX-paYers.

| will attend at the several voting
places in Bradley county, for the pur-
pose Of receiving taxes due for che year
of 1881, as follows:
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-09-23
Facts and Fancies.

4 W. lAtFHf HNllNINH- tsNNA..0 NANt INnA
been burned IN Carter county ia the in
tercst OF whi,Sey.
Clay peas have commenced moving
in the upper part Of the State at one
dollar per bushel.
It's thought that Greene county will
realize more money from dried fruit
than from her wheat crop.
Nashville has been selected rs the
place TOR the reunion of the Mexican
war veterans - 1889.
Ariot has occurred at the Napier
Iron works, Lawrence county, because
u negroes out Of 100 laborers arc en-
ploycd,
james Fain, an industrious colorcd
man, had a fine mare killed IL his sta
bic at cambridge, a few nights ago, by
some william.
1t is now the public sentiment Of
Nashville that the killing Of Michael
O'Halleran by David lIanley, in that
city, Wednesday, was murder.
Foster Price, who resided near Hum
ter's Point, Wilson county, was killed
a few days ago by the caying Of a sand
bank in which he was digging.
The prospects of the Tennessee Uni
versity are more flattering than those Of
any former year. There will probably
be 300 in the regular collegiate depart
ment.
The freight shipments from the depot
at Newport continue to increase very
rapidly. Business in that section is
livelicr than ever known at this season.
John +. Fletcher & Co. have been
awarded the contract for grading the
Sparta extension of the McMinnyille &
Manchester railroad, a distance of thir-
teen miles.
The store house of Joseph Weather
ingt0n. near Clinton, was burned Il few
nights ago, together with stock of mer-
chandise and four hundred bushels Of
wheat. Loss $4,000.
\ heavy demand has sprung up for the
samples Of seed wheat received by Com
missioner Hawkins from Washington.
All parties receiving the samples must
report their yield to the commissioner.
At Jackson, last Wednesday, w. II.
ConnOr struck Frank StrOther over the
head several times with a stick for try
ing to run away with his daughter,
whereupon STROLLER drew a pistol and
killed Conner instantly.
Mason Iyins, who was a few years
since regarded as a young man of rare
promise, is now roaming the woods in
Monroe county, and is called "the wild
man His head was tuned Il few
years ago, when he fell in love with q
girl that didn't rectprocate,
If You want to get rich, don't mounta
mulc. hpcause Won are ALWAYS better
off.
Tbc Ror,hrr,ns m,lo . c,non swoan
in the Maine Congressman election,
making large gains.
Mr. w = Rnrkor has nroscntpa
tbis office with two Of fine bondsomes,
and largest sweat nototoos Yea h,v.
.oon IN Sovorol wars
-
Gen. w. T.. Inrkpr WAS 1SClGSIn1tpI