Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-05-17

Sulphur Bitters. They cured me Oh Dys-
pepsia when the Doctors all failed
George Paige, Rochester
His text was, s'what doest thoa here,
Elijah:" He divided 1t into two heads
"First, my brethren" said he "let US con-
slider what Elijah did hear; and secondly,
what he didn't hear"
TnE PERUVIAN SYRUP has cured thou
sands who were suffering nom dyspepsia,
debility, liver complaint, boils, humors,
female complaints, etc. Pamphlets free 10
any address. Seth W. Fowle Sons,
Boston.
church never splits on account OF its
numerical strength. 1t is only when two
deacous can't decide which Que IL TO boss
the sexton that need is found for another
building and minister.
Dyspepsia and Indigestion are simply a
lack of pepsin, or gastric fiuid IN the stom-
ach. Balls Digestive Salt (patented) sup
niles this want and is besides an agreeable
condiment, consisting of Pure Pepsin and
best English Salt. See advertisement
Philadelphia clergyman assisted wo-
man 10 tie on her bonnet, and the verdict
OF the council which tried him for 1t was ;
1T was brotherly act, but he'll better let
en- tie on their own bounets after this,
have suffered for two years with irri-
tation In the stomach, loss OF appetite,
restlessness at night, irrtability Of temper
two bottles II. X. V. G.. has cured me. /
am well now.
Chas. ID. smith, Of the Courier, Syracuse,
y. Y.
Guaranteed by all Druggists.
You don't know how it pains me to
punish YOU" said the teacher. 81 CUES
there's the most pain at my end of the
stick. replied the boy, feclingly. " I any
rate, I'd be willing 10 swap
COMPLICATIONS If the thousands that
now have their rest and comfort destroyed
by complication Of liver aud kidney COM
plaints would give natures remedy, Md
ney-wort a trial they would be speedy
cured II acts on both organs at the same
time and therefore completely his the bill
for a perfect remedy. Ifyou have a lame
back and disordcred Kidneys use IL NJ once.
Don't neglect them.-Nirror and Farmer.
..Yes, sir" said Mr. Gallagher, it was
funny enough 70 make donkey laugh.
laughed tin cried" And then, aS be saw
a smile go round the room, he grew red IN
the face and went away mad.
HUxAS BLoop.-On the purity and vital
iiy Of the blood depend the vigor and health
Of the whole system. Disease Of various
kinds is often only the sign that nature Is
irving to remove the disturbing cause. \
remedy that gives life and vigor 10 the
blood. eradiCa,es scrofula and other impuri-
ties from IL. rs Hoods SarSaparilla UNI
doubiedly does, must be the means OF pre-
venting many diseases that would occur
without it, use. Sold by dealers.
The meancSt man lives in Fair Haven.
His little boy played an April fool joke on
him this morning and he turned the clock
back twcnty-hourS and made the boy be-
lieye that Il was the last day OF March
INroRrANr.-When you visit or leave
New York CITY. save Baggage ENpre>Sage
and Carriage Hire, and stop at Grand
T-aioR Hotel. opposite Grand Central
DEPOT. $50 rooms. fitted up az cost of
wards per day. European plan. Eleva-
tor. Restaurant supplied with the best.
Horse cars. stages and elevated railroad
70 all depotS. Families can live better for
less money at the Grand Union Hotel than
az any other firSt-class hotel in the city.
The woman who leaves church with a
sense OF inability to describe the dress of
her neighbor in the next pew, does IL with
a deep feeling Of senSibility that somehow
or other she has been remiSS in her duty.
WHAT THEY LEAD To Kidney troubles
aud liver troubles. unless checked in time
by Dr. David Kenuedy'S "Fayorite Rene
is, " will end IN constipation, piles. rheu-
matism and gravel. The latter are all
ments of very serious character Favor
lite Remedy" acts upon the diSordered kid
neys and liver with quickness and certain
". II i Natures own device for this
purpose ASK for il when YOU are next in
the store. or write 10 the Doctor at Ron
dout, y. Y.
Waste Of time. First member feeling
a twiuCc Of conscience II say, Tom,
what lot OF time n man does vast during
tGe term PLAYING poker" Second ditto
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