The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1881-06-10
MuMORs OF THE DAY.

TRouBhE that has heen bruin for some
time il hard 60 bear
Tostop on mans corn IL bad sign.
Look ont for trouble. BfookiyR Union
argus,
Ymw precocious md forward children
nro not the salt Of the earth. They are
too fresh
TuE man who picked npa 'well-illed
pocket shook wns lisgnsted to find u
full of tracts OH honesty.
a woMANs work is never done, bo-
cause when she has nothing else 70 do
She has her hair 70 iix.
| THE Syracuse Herdid don't under
stand how, necessarily, man may bo
hatter who makes his influence felt.
srnEoH II silver aud silence golden.
| That il whore it costs moro to mako n
man hold lis tongue than il does 70 let
him talk
Obp subscriber "What arc you
| growing about? III you want nm article
that will cover tie whole ground, get i
/ Chicago girls shoe. Boston i'oSt.
SAYS Henry Ward Boccher "Nono
o. us can tnke tho riches and Joys Of this
life, beyond the grave, Don't want 10,
sin Wu'll take ours this side Of the
grave, il wo can got en-; the sooner tho
better, sir
AN exchange asks "Tf kissing is really
il snnctimonious method Of greeting why
10 hot tho pastors who practice il ever
bestow their lllial attentions upon men2"
Because the men are always away Mt
their business, when tho pastor calls.
and there is nobody left to kiss only the
women, reefs SIM
ANGRY wife (time, d. m. ills that
Won, Chprles?" Jolly husband
mo. Angry wife, Here have / been
standing at the head Of the stairs these
two hours, oh, Charles, how can you?P
Jolly husband (bracing ups "Standin'
On your head on t'shtairs? Jenny I'm
shprisedl How can II BY ioye, / can'tl
Two hours, tool 'Stronary womanl"
A NEWSPAPER article asks: 'What aro
the causes Of decline among American
women?" Well, generally because she
thinks the fellow cannot keep her in
sealslin sacks, French gowns and fash
ionable bonnets When single man
with plenty of "soap' is around there is
not any decline among American women
to speak Of. Boston Commercial B0tte-
tin.
"Tve noticed, said Fuddidud, "that
the railroads run past all the fences TINT
nre painted over with medical ADVERTISE
ments It's funny" he added, "but it's
So Did any Of you ever notice it2" All
present acknowledged that it had never
occurred to them hefore-iust that way.
Fuddidud is moro than over convinced
Of his profundity boston Transcript.
In ono Of the hotels at Nice is beau
ful American, who lately went TO an "at
homen in full dress s-low-neclled, satin,
diamonds, etc. On arriving and looking
around the room she perceived the other
guests 10 bo in demi-toilet. "Well, "
she snid, elf I'd known that il was only
sit around I'd not have put my clothes
on. "--Londoa Truth
AMERICANS are Of practical nature.
When an Illinois farmer who had got
rich was visiting Switzerland, they dilated
TO him Of the beauty of the surrounding
scenery. Eyes, no replied, ''as scenery
it's very good. But it strikes me the
Lord has wasted lot Of space on scenery
that might have been made level and
good farming land" They wanted tt
lynch him. Boston Post.
The Chicago street car conductor may
/ not DO very civil but he is man Of i'm
| agination. The Inter ocean tells stor,
Of member Of the guild who, when {
woman wearing dolman waved hel
arms to stop him, and then, fearing t.
be run over by passing wagon, did no
move from the sidewalk but continuet
] her gestures, shouted, "Come, madam
+ quit tapping them wings and 90
I aboard. "-Boston 1FaascriDt