The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-03-01
IT Is A FACT,


And the Paper Published for the
People now on 1srth Can
Prove It.
That the blue birds have put in ap-
pesrsnce.
That Sedalia has more flirting girle
thsn any city 10 the state.
That Lee K. Wella, Of the Democrat,
has pamessEe IA SedsIia.
This, it j. only question Of time up-
iii Sedsiia secures the capital.
That there isn't more than halt dossn
decent strset crossings in the city.
That "Gussie" wasn't ~ much Of It'd
but - rome of them took her for.
That Charlie 6chansverk a0okes moth.
ing bot "snipes" 10 HE corn cob pipe.
That Senstor McGiauis IL not very
good friend of 6edalia or Petite county.
That DR.. Kings "Hssh" diecouoss
even tia, dished up By the Garrison house.
That the Grassy msn 10 the calabooee
should receive the attention Of the county.
-Th.t Sedslia isn't worrying - much
abou. the capital nov - she vsas lev days
ego.
That Col. Hsmlin can fire The Ioungsrs
sway from the Garrison house better than
the police.
That "Saudy" M.clesn will b missed
st the sacred concert at the Jay Gould this
afternoon.
That there YES weeping and wsilinG
ia Sedalia Friday when the sevs came in
from J~6sraon.
-Thst certain young lady of this city
has presented Will Nssserly with hand.
some necktie.
That one OF the veddings that ~ to
have occurred on tbs 18th Of March hss
been declared Of.
That Warren Gslbrssth hes . solid
girl IN Lexington, else be would not pay
that city % many visis.
That the price Of board will b raised
on Henry Msuschke unless b ssts away
With lers provender hereafter.
That pretty dining room girl should
not dirt With snide theatrical fellows when
her eolid fellow 10 in the room.
That "Eiicksy" Jones beardles crew
vill mike roast turkey end ice cream look
nick II the Garrisoo house to-day.
That J. A. Fisher had 200 pool tick
ets yesterday, IL; of them being vou from
jim Xerri6eld and Will Kerps.
That Q certain Poetic brskeman has
lots Of business in the vicinity Of the gas
house, on the north side Of the trick.
That Sedslis will hsve Q court house
that will b IN ornament 10 the county u
no distantday. The thing i booming.
That Ed. Conner W. The happiest men
in town yesterday, over the fact that his
vile presented hin With tWiss Friday
night.
That Bacon Mouteomery yesterday
gased on the white owl sent 70 Homer
Green from Colorado. He pronousced il .
beauty.
That any yousg man With . sobby
suit of ciotbse can get up dirtation With
some Of the woulA-be elite youog ladies Of
the town.
That the screeching By the engines
curing the Gre yesterday morning We not
'or the purpose Of wskiag the police, - he's
heen reported.
That the demi-monde Were out ID full
force On the street yesterday sfternooo fuller
than billed owls. trying to straddle all the
streets n once, but made 6ssIe Of the job.
That the calico ball By the Fidelio
club on Thursday evening next will be .
huge sfsir. The BAzoO acknowledge the
receipt Of an invitation to Be preseat.
That If you want to hear the latest
joke on . newly married couple q War.
- - n =
good one, and Seed 10 slways ready 70 Tell
il.
That Clinton indignantly denies the
charge that J. J. Brown, nov in the Soda
lis cooler, 10 from that village, notwish.
standing. Mr.. Brown says be u froo the
email pox city.
That A. l. Corum, late . eompositor
in the News ofSce, and Who 70 said to have
been ma.hed fearful. On one Of the girls
in the 0f6ce, 10 laying OF 1t the Ksobs, On
sccount Of . recent illeen.
That owing 10 the inclement sesthsr,
Dr.. Kings lecture On ''Hssh" his been
postponed uatil Tusadsy evening. and oil
the ticket-holders who were expeoting .
re-hash Of 'Hssh" will have 70 wait until
that date.
That Joe Black wasn't In The city yes
terday. The trsck dis ,oversd In the mud
on Second street, supposed TO hsvs bsen
made BY his nud-hook, hae since been At
tributed to Lamcnts darksy With extra
ordinarily large pedal extremitiss
THAT the rumor saost 10 the effect tina;
Sam. Griffin. OF the New York store, 10
about to be married to Knobnoster belle,
is reported groundles. Sam. can't sford
to marry after being smashed up % be was
not long ego, until hs has he'd time to ~
cupersts his wasted esergies.
That ~ . point Of history ~e vill state
that there has been bot three committees o.
one hundred appointed - the United States
for any purpose. 20 far - known. The FIRST
va appoiBted By the city Of New York to
settle With the Bo9 Tweed ring; thesecoud
vas appointed some two jean later 10 81.
Louis for purposes similar TO the 6rst, and
the third was appointed in 6edalis yestsr. |
day. We alao state that in sseh inatancs |
the committees have ssiesd the object
sought for.
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