, 1881-10-16
LOCAL ITEMS,

f. -AlS. 4A4AGIs Utl1l55 CAilcu 1Ll0:. C0HIG us
witness, got vexcd at the lawyer, and dc
! clared, If you don't stop asking questions
| I'll leave"; and then added, '' YOU'RE til
most inQutsitive man ever saw i'll all til
days Of my life"
The stock Of diamonds disylayed by n
| Alatson Il Go. consist Of the most choice
| stones, and are offered ut actual gold value
all marked i'll plain figures.
He said he was Il Chicago man. "No
you're not!" said the landlord. How dc
yog y know ~ I'm ,not?' asked the man
| said London was the biggest city in the
| world, you didn't rise up and call him a IL:
Ing guttersnlpe who never washed his face
| YOU'RE no Chicago man.
Those who have read that latest produc.
ton fron1 the press OF Henry 4. Sumner &
Co., We Won Ar1aens,' pronounce it Il per.
l. feet and peculiarly interesting novel.
Chicago has twenty-sevcn murderers in
her county jail awaiting the usual verdict OF
mot guilty. Tinle is the only thing that
hangs heavy in Chicago.
g. l.. Wehe is the place for big bargains
in ooots and shoes. Wonlcn's French kid
button, $50 and So. 33l ". Madison street,
The yorktown celebration. brethren, gives
the American people 0nt more chance at I;
centennial ode Now then, all together
Its free-for-aIl, you know, and tie man
WHo writes tEt iOHEeSL Que taxes ttl6 nfSL
llloney.--Burdette We thfuk the man who
is owed longest generally takes the last
money.
IL. B. Bryant's Chicago Business College
has Il very large patronage this season. The
advanced students are called for faster than
they eau be furnished; businessmen are
calling for them every day.
1t is asserted that the robbers of that rail-
road train in Arkansas were only half grown
boys, but the trainsneu endeayur to Shelter
themselves FROM public odiun under the fact
that they carried full-grown revolvers, and
made the tools groan for their money, too
O'Brien Bros. 3G7 State and 42s7 Ualstef1
ers with chrome yeliows, Clues, candles.
lamp goods, lubr!cating oils, lead, etc. They
are manufacturers agents for chrome vel
lows.
In eighty-one days Judge Hilton has swal-.
lowed G73 bottles Of Ceneress water This
should not be confounded with the usual
drink of congressman.
Ladies. DO you suppose that any firm run
ming four stores would permit their co1upeti-
tors to untlersell them? No. quality consil-
cred, Hall's, 1o1 State and ~, West Madison
street, are never undersold.
Go West. young man. rob train, get your
name i'll the papers, ami be respectable. Why
stand ye here idle?
do not delay before all the choice styles
arc out. Some new ones III this week at
Henry Turner's, tailor, IS Madison street.
NO, sonny. When you read about Il med
ical student walk!il. the hospitals yol must
not infer that. he takes tile hospitals out
walking so rs to exercise them. 1t means
that he studies the cases that are there.
There are few students who walk Il hospital
who don't believe that they could run one if
they had a chance.'s =.
". Il. Casper, s. Randolph street, has the
best Weat ther strip il, the market. Estimates
furnished and sample windows fitted free.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
The astronomers have detected red SPOT
OIL Jup1ters face. Jupiter should take the
pledge.
= If in search of choice antique novelties in
1nrhlture you VIII find them at Wlrts &;
2:ss Wabash avenue
. Garibaldi, who is now constant sufferer |
from illness, is looking for IL warm place |
wherein to spend the winter, Capri being too |
bleak. We can't help him, for Il. W. B. says
.here is none. -
Never mind the weather bit get one of
,osS y s, sslt-,d1ustlns stiff felt hats at Cooper's
There, is a girl in Plymouth, County wl,o
.as had eighteen different lovers, and mt
nc ~ Of then, ever got his arm around her.
She weighs ISL pounds.
Dlalnouu customers get intelligent waiting
III anu correct prices at Trask Rowe. d. Co.'s.
An Ohio girl who clopcd with married
id lady went along to give a sorl of pareutaI
espcctabIity to the affair. '"
uarkins puts rubber socs on any kind of
'o0ts ami shoes. 152 Dearborn street,
1t looks ra4her ominons to see Il young
nan stand behind the door and measure 4
IRIS apro11-strhiS OIL his arm before he sits
own beslue her to talk about the weather..
There is now a controversy over the au-
llursilip Of the word :: ,uasli ~ rs il is a1,-
LIED to flirting purposes. Sour mash las
ettled many 4 controversy.
DIR. Small, Room IL Central Music-Uall.
ives Special attention to catarrh, throat and
ing diseases, ETC., from II to 5 p. Ii. daily.