The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1881-01-07

WOMAN ~ I< nature 80 Crfatlr anu
Inconsistent creation that il docSn
a. ID bet ON even her most marked
characteristics. For illustrations The
other day old Mr.. Pnnglcnp, q Noh
Illll. was commenting "a che railroad
velocity with which young ladies iabber
to each other when they meet. without
either IN the least understanding or 70.
PLYING ~ what the other sans.
"il's just mean fniSehood gotten
up ~ sou goosi-ior nothing mcnm said
iiN oAnssst funsicup girl, indlg-
nant.y.
All right, said her father, beng
nantly: "we'li try m experiment [
~pe your friend, Miss Gluckcrson. COM
ing np the street Now. Il wager that
new valking-suit yon want 50 much
that YOU can say Roast tllAey and
cranherry-sauce' in response 10 the
half-doxen remarks she makes without
her noticing the fact. "
\ I never heard ans thing 50 perfectly
absurd. replied Miss P however,
might as We'll have that Suits Just
too lovely for anything 50 LII just do
II to teach You 4 lesson"
mind. now" said her father as the
front door-beli rang. flair play. You
mustn't change your expression in the
least, and you must repeat the sentence
n your usual voice and manner that
J. y stv. in single breath all run TO-
gclher. as il Nere.'
just then Miss Gluckerson was shown
into the parlor. and through the library
door old P heard Miss c. ex-
claim. without even the smallest CON-
ma in the whole remark
20. Won lazy thing been here a per-
feet ace doH,s look ut this hat perfect
fright going TO have flowers set back
and bow changed why weren't you at
matinee Harry was there"
"Roast turkey and cranberry sauce"
rapidly inserted Miss P. accom-
panying the words with that peculiar
preliminary and concluding gurgle with
which all women. for some occult rea-
son. invariably adorn their CONVERSE
lion when DESTROYS Of being agreeable.
Going 70 Mrs. Badgers party?"
continued Miss Gluckerson. with the
serene rattle II brook over the peb-
bles- Molly Smith il going they tell
me she paints pas promised me q
phaeton III the spring saw that hateful
Mrs. Guppery on the street buff over
skirt and green ruching just fancy"
Roast turkey and cranberry"
20. George Skidmore's mothers
dead Ouch! got i'ea in nv sleeve
little beast just eating me up alive bury
her next Sunday did You get that edg-
ing at Gimps' ~
"Roast turkey and Gran"
The girls at Clark's are going to
graduate next Thursday Jennie Gigglcs
Is going 70 be square cut with inside
illusion and white kid boots cant YOU
come around for dinner tomorrow and
stay al "
Roast turkey and 49,
might. and show Milly your new
basque? That man with 4 light over
coat stared at me yesterday Jim o. n ell
j. going East this candy frightfully
stale
Roast turkey
Ma thinks Mrs. Brown amt proper
those ferns are just Too lovely look at
these cuffs clean this morning are my
crimps coming out YOURS amt Lille
Skippen says umet Charlie Boggs the
other night and said something nice
about me tell me quickr'
Roast turk"
"Whv, how perfectly absurd you are.
Linda" interrupted the visitor. angrily
4 You don't listen to word say:
was asking about Charles Boggs. not
rcast turkey. George Shelley thinks
you're awful nice. Now tell me what
he did say. Good gracious, what are
you hngging me for?''
And. Tilda," tnonghtfully remarked
Miss Pungleup. after the matter had
been explained. and her father admitted
that he had lost by 4 scratch. ~ be-
licve in NV heart that IL you had
thought about Charlie Just then
shouldn't have had any new srit this
winter"
All Of which goes 20 show that there
Is "a least one subject upon which one
may hope 10 secure the temporary az.
tention 81 the inscrutable female mind.
San Francisco Fost.