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The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

FROM THn hANDs.-around must
ard mixed With little water
10 an excellent agent tor cleansing tho
hands after handling odorous substances,
such - ood-liver oil, musk, vslerianio scid
and its salts. The author mentions that
the smell Of carbolic acid may be removed
by rubbing the hands with damp daxseed
meal.
Potato PIE.-To = quart Of boiling
sweet milk add cup Of grated raw potato;
when cool add two or three eggs we'll beat
On, sugar and nutmeg to taste; bake with
out an upper crust. This will make two
pies, which should be eaten tho day they
are baked. Sweet potatoes are good thus
made into pies.
M1NoR MEAr.-Two bowls chopped ap-
pies, one Of chopped meat (beef's heart),
one fourth pound suet chopped fine, grated
rind and juice Of one lemon, three teacups
sugar, one large teaspoonful each CHINA
mon and cloves, one nutmeg, one pound
stoned raisins, half pound oarrants, quar-
tor Of pound citron, one quart cider, salt
to taste.
CUsTARD SOUFFLE-TWo scant table,
spoonfuls o: butter, two of -four, two Of su-
gar, one oupfull milk. and four eggs; let
/ the milk come to boil; best the -four and
butter together, and add to them gradually
the boiling milk, and cooA eight minutes,
stirring often; beat the sugar and yolks Of
set away to cool; " 81 G. el, beat the whites
Of the eggs to stiff froth; add to the mix.
ture; bake In q butt red pudding dish ~
minutes, and serve Immediately with creamy
sauce. The materials can be prepal ed in
advance, but should not be cooked until
just before it ia wanted for the table,
Miss oarloa.
OXsA Err P1E.-Line deep dish with
pu6 paste, dredge the crust with flour, pour
in the oysters, season well with bits OF
butter, soft and pepper, and sprinkle -four
over. | our on some Of the oyster liquor
anu cov.4 with crust having an opening in
the centre to allow the steam to escape.
One pint Of oysters will make this pie.
FORA FELoN-Tae above remedy is all
good to cure felon, by immersion Of the
parts in cup containing the mixture, il tried
in time. have known this recipe to effeot
cures. One application is generally suf1i-
cient for felon. Please report if . cure is
effected.
ROAST MEAr.-sAn Old Housekeeper"
writes: II would like to tell Young
Housekeeper' my way Of cooking rib roast,
which is very good piece to bake. Have
your butcher take out the ribs and roll up
the meat nicely and keep it together by ty-
ing piece Of clean cord around it; skewers
are In the way and prevent carving nicely.
Have your oven about as bot as to bake
bread, and keep the same heat until the
meat is done. A five-pound roast requires
three quarters Of an hour in the oven If you
like it quite rare. Pepper and salt your
meat and put it in the dripping pan ithout
any water or dripping; to be perfect it
When done reno We the meat, set the pan
on the top Of the stove, and stir in as much
-four as you need to tbicken tho gravy
When brown thin with boil ng water.-N. Y.
Tribune.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03
HONEY AND MONEY.

Ilove you, love, for good or ill,
As brown bees love sweet honey
Hove you, love, soul, heart and will,
For somber skies or sunny,
And yet pause, I falter still,
For o! one doubt, one fear doth thrill,
Mydariing, my darling,
Ny darling, have you money?
Ny darling, my darling,
Ny darling, have you money?
Hove You. love, I love you, love,
But O you must have money;
A red rose is rose, my love,
But il it holds not honey,
The busy bee he will not stay,
But humming airs he hies away.
Ny darling, nv darling,
70 find rose with honey!
Ny darling, my darling,
Ny darling, have you money?
Joaquin Miller
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03
WHO PUNCHES The COINS?
The Amounts Realized From the Boring
Process,

The Amounts Realized From the Boring
Process.
From the New York Evening Post.
A reporter asked James N. Sampson, the
veteran detective employed at the sub
treasury, to what the government detectives
attributed the sudden increase in the num-
Der OF clipped and punched coins, which
has attracted SO much attention of late.
MIR. Sampson said that it was perfectly we'll
known that nine-tenths of the punching
was done in this city by Cubans. A num-
Der OF silver coins were clamped together
In q roll, and in less time than it takes to
write an account of it, hele is drilled
through the whole lot. The value of the
silver obtained by punching hole of usual
size in coin amounts to about one-
twenty fifth of the value of the coin: so
that for every roll of twenty-five quarter
dollars is obtained in moment by running
drill through the roll. Mr.. Sampson
says, also, that many of the purchased coin
come from Mexico and South America
where our silver coins circulate freely, and
rarely escape mutilstion. Several attemots
has been made of late years to break no
the systematic punching Of coins, but with
little success. Only two convictions for
the offense have been made in ten wears.
MIR. Sampson remarked that while the bus
mess of punching and filing coins was al
most wholly in the hands of the Cubans.
the business of sweating gold coins by sha-
king them up in buckskin bag is attribut-
ed by the detectives to the denizens of
Chatham street. By shakinga bag contain
ing 100 eagles for three hours, the result in
gold dust will he worth about $40. Mr..
Floyd, the chief clerk of the ASSAY Office.
said that the government rules relating to
light weight gold coins we're defective,
and tended to keep such coins in circn.
lation. When gold coin less than twenty
years old is abraded to more than one-half
per cent. Of it's value, it is stamped with an
at the Sub Treasury and returned to
whoever offers it, instead of being sent to
the mint. The object is to force the hold
or to take it to the assay Office or mint to be
sold at it's real value, instead Of which it
goes into circulation again. The trouble ID
that congress has never made any provis-
ion for redeeming mutilated or even abrad-
ed coin. Many persons think that all the
pieces that have been worn down beyond
recognition in actual service should be re-.
deemed at par. The difficulty is to tell
when q piece has been worn smooth
through use or brought to that condition
by sweating or other artificial means. Mr..
Floyd considers that the mutilation OF sill.
YER coin does not need government inter.
ference because, unlike the abrasion o1
gold, the mutilation of silver coin can be
detected at once, and it rests with the pub
hc to drive such coins out of circulation.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03
wEATnER--0R NOT.

We admire the philosophy of tho unfortunate
man. who. when everything had been swept
away, said, Well, there'u be weather and taxes
LETT, ct any rate" Alas! weather II tho yellow
dog"' Of all subjects; everyone thinks Il his
special right to try to better the weather, and
hurls his anathemas against "Old Probabilities" i"
the weather. The following communication q
from Prot. Tice, Of St. Louis, Mo-, the renowned
meteor0logist and weather prophet of the West
surely Of more importance to those who suffer
with that painful malady he speaks of: 1.-THE
day after concluding my lectures at Burlington.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Tn A AernvsaT14 otA rmA pnah11r

The proprietors Of that immensely popular
remedy, Kidney Wort In recognition Of the
claims Of the public which has 20 iberally pat
ronized them, have prepared liquid prepars-
ton Of that remedy for the special accomoda-
ton Of those who from any rersou dislike ID
trated and, ~ tho dose 10 small, it is more
easily taken by many. It has the same effect
ual action in al diseases Of the kidneys, liver OF
OWels.-HOmo and Farm.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

No other medicine will cure cough 10 quick
as Piso's Cure for Consumption There IL no
Cure for Consumption. It should be kept al-
ways In tho house, because It IL . certain and
safe remedy for Group, Asthma, Bronchitis,
and sore Throat. It viii cure consumption;
consequently It will cure these lesser oom-
plants, which are 90 often the forerunners of
cOneUmption
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03
Bacon and Hopefalness.

From Prof. Fowler's ''Baoon."
Men who despair Of mankind and Of he
future are happily seldom successful n
persuading others to accept their advice OF
their systems. There is healthy instinct
in man which leads him to believe that the
future will be better than the past, and that
the labors of the present generation will not
be withoat their effects in improving the
condition Of the next. No man was ever
inspired with this feeling more strongly
than Bacon. He stood like q prophet. on
the verge of the promised land, bidding
men leave without regret the desert that
was behind them, and enter with joyful
ness and hopefulness on the rich inheri-
lance that was spread out before them.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Galveston NeWn
The Madison, (Wis.)- Democrat, In an
deavoring to treat tho wounds received BY
the candidates for the presidency, wisely
prescribes st. Jacobs Oil. OF course We
could not expect our worthy contemporary
to do otherwise than recommend that
famous Old German Remedy, which
heals all wounds but those Of love" and
soothes all pains.-save those Of political
disappointment.
Thirty citizens of Cleveland have SUBJ
scribed 81 900 each to the Garfield mon
ument fund.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

1t required l., almost e & as m much tact and
Yorktown the other day as to capture Com
wallis hundred years ago.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03
Recipe Department .

To WAX AxAFLooR.-Halfa pound ofbees.
wax, melt in a saucepan, add half gill of
liRseed oil and half q gill of spirits Of tur.
pentine. b "ereful not to let the mixture
take dfe. A o. ,rter Of an ounce of aka.
net root gives red color it melted with the
wax. You must strain al through coarse
muslin il you use it.
REMOVAL OF STRONG ODoRs
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Miss Bird, the author of several charm
ing books of travel which have been read
ss widely in this country as in England, has
married, and is now Mrs. Bishop. The
King OF Siam has just bestowed upon he,
the order of "Kapoani," in recognition Of
her literary work.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Bridling the press is not success. You may
put bit in its mouth and pull hard, but the
first thing you know the breeching is loose and
there is q ssklckinpn -
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Cstarrah Of the Bladder.
Singing smarting, irritation Of the urinary
passages, diseased discharged, cured by Buchu-
bahia ST.. druggists. Prepaid by Exp. 1925
E. s. Wells Jersey City, n J.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Let the poor sufferer from female complaints
Vegetable Compound will restore you.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Iowa on the 2lst Of December last was seized
with sudden attack of neuralgia in the chest,
giving me cxcruciating pain and almost prevent
ing breathing. My pulse, usually so, fell to Is:
intense nausea of the stomach succeeded, and Z
cold. clammy sweat covered my entire body.
lieve me. After suffering for three hours,
thought-as had been using ST. JACOBS OIL with
good effect f"r rheumatic pains-1 would try it.
saturated a piece of flannel, large enough to
relief was almost instantaneous. In one hour l
was entirely. free from pain. and would have
taken the train to fill an appointment that night
suaded me. As it was took the night train for my
home, in st. Louis, and have not been troubled
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Between crying over split milk and laughing
at funeral, there ought to be happy me-
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

The quality Of mercy is not strained 'sWell.
said Yankee inventor. ''1'll put my wits to
work and invent a strainer thatu fix that all
right.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Rev. Father Dagnauit, pastor Of the Catholic
church Of Albert Lea, has been promoted 10
thepastorate Of the church at GAINESVILLE. Wa
seoa county.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

JtS ActI06 1S BnVe And SAFE.
The celebrated remedy Kidney-Wort can now
be obtained in the usual dry vegetable form, OF
in liquid form. It is put in the latter way fol
the especial convenience Of those who csnno,
readily prepare it It will be found very con-
centrsted and will act with equal efficiency i1
either case Be sure and read the NEW adver.
tisement for particulsre-South and West
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Indlgestlon. DyspePsla, nervous prostration,
and oil forms Of general debility. relieved BY taking
PREPARATION Of beef containing i,e entire nutritious
tracts Of beef. but contains bloOd-making, force
generating. and properties tnvalu-
Of exhaustion, nervous pr0strAtiOn, overwork, or
acute disease; particularly II resulting from pull
mOnary complaints. CASWELL, HAZARD Co.
PrOprietors, New York. Sold By drugRieta.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

The widow and daughter of 4Stonewall"
Jackson visited Yorktown, under escort of
Senator Wade Hampton.
Warner's safe Kidnev and Liver Cure.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

New shoes for evening wear are laced
up the fronts with gold or silver, and the
toes are covered with embroidery worked
in silver or gold threads.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Senators Fair, of Nevada, Davis and
Camden, Of West Virginia. are said to be
the three wealthiest men in the senate,
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03
A. Innia Rannhlioan.

b Louis Rspublioan. -. 49, 81
It 10 very rars that the Republics. con.
sents to editorially forward the interests Of
advertisers Of what arc known ~ patent
medicines. - it does not frequently fall
out that we can have positive knowledge Of
their merits. However, We take pleasure
in saying of st. Jacobs Oil from individual
experiment, that it is . most excellent
remedial agent, and as such we can heartily
recommend it,
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

The market reports say that money is
easy: We have nothing to do with getting
up the market reports.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

A wag seeing = door nearly OF it's hinges, in
which condition it had been some time, observ-
ed that, when it had fallen and killed some one.
it would probably be hung,
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Brain & Nerve.
Wells Health Renewer, greatest remedy on
earth for impotence, leanness, sexual debility,
&c. 81. at druggists. Prepaid by Express
$1.25 E. s. Wells. JERSEY CITY. N. J.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

A portrait model Of Guiteau has been
placed in the chamber Of horrors At Nine.
Tussaul's, London.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03
A Mothers Experience,

Il shall be obliged to kill my children or
90 to housekeeping" was the somewhat
surprising assertion made by q young
mother the other day. She is delicate
woman who, wishing to be relieved Of the
cares of housekeeping for year or two,
decided to board for that length of time.
My children are good children in the
main, she continued, "obeaient, not de-
stroctive, and do not disturb things that do
Lot belong to us, but being children and
not little old men and women they are as
unwelcome as frost in June, in the house
where we pay large sum for their board"
This mothers experience is by no means an
uncommon one; and about the only way BY
which sensitive woman can make life
bearable under the circumstances is to ccl-
tivate a stoical indifference, after she has
provided as many legitimate outlets for her
chlldren's vitality as she possibly can. If
she is conscientious, and her children
are wisely restricted, she can sf-
ford to be Indifferent, and may even find q
sort Of philosophical content in contem-
plating the members of certain class of
people who never were children.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03
It's Action IA 6ure and Safe,

A new public school building in New
Orleans has been named the Garfield
School,
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Count up mans calamities and where would
you find time to take the rest of his inventory?
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03
Farming Notes.

Over one hundred farms in Orange coun-
ty, New York. are advertised for sale by
Newburg real estate agent. The reasons
given are that the land ls played out, an:
that the farmers are des1rous to try tn.
west.
The severe drought which prevailed over
the greater part Of the northern and west
ern states has interfered in the prepara-
ton Of land for sowing winter grain; in
fact, on the hard, clayey soils it has been
impossible to plough or ft them for the
reception Of seed.
Mr.. A. p. Bennet, Linneus, Me-, forces
water by horse power into each crib OF his
sixty cattle.
Six factories, the Utica Herald 9 ays, are
working up the amber cane successfully
grown this season on $50 acres in the town
Of Rush, n. Y.
A Wisconsin dairyman, Christian Kroe-
ger by name, paid $40 damages the other
day rather than stand suit ut law for skim.
ming milk taken to the cheese factory.
A correspondent 1T the Rural Neu
Yorker states that Elkanah Watson, mer-
chant Of Albany. New York, was the real
author Of the present system Of fairs and
cattle shows sustained and directed by agri-
cultural societies, and the first one was
held under his direction at Pittsfeld, Mass.
where he had farm, in 1910. This was
such SUCCESS that Watson soon after pro-
ceeded to organize agricultural societies and
establish fairs and cattle shows in other
places, and now in every state Of the union
there are more or less OF them. and many
a=e supported in part by legislative aid.
Many persons let their poultry roost on
trees during the summer months. This is
we'll, if care is taken to get the birds &C.
curely housed before severe weather
sets in. If they are allowed to remain
outdoors amidst frost, sleet, snow, cold
rains. and bowling. bitter winds, they will
suffer greatly; their combs and wattles will
freeze and many will sicken and die T on
exposure. There should be good supply
of gravel. shells, road dust, etc., put away
as poultry supplies" to be used during
the time that fowls have to be confined to
close quarters. Poultry, like ,ther live
stock, pays If properly cared for. Both
profit and humanity demand OF us good
care for our fowls as of all other stock.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03
ClipDed at Random.

Beauty is often cloak for coarse voice and
hard heart
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03
Ten Thousand Letter

Judge Cox, of Washington, has assigned
Leigh Robinson to duty as associate coun-
sel in the Guiteau case.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

1t is impossible for woman, after faithful
course Of treatment with Lydia E. Pinkhanl's
Vegetable Compound, to continue to suffer
from weakness, druggists say.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Ono of the Reasonable Pleasurs
OF life. properly cooked meal, affords little
or no present enjoyment, and much Subsequent
chronic indigestion il o.1mbatte.l with Hostet-
ter's Stomach Btters, thu food is eaten with rel
ish, and most important of Al! is aSs;mlated by
and nur;soes the system. Use this grand tonic
and corrective also to remedy oer"epation, bill
iousness, rheumatism. fever and ague.
For sale by all DRUGGISTS and dealers gener-
allv
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

To enumerate the miraculous cures wrought
by ''Dr: Sellers Cough Syrup would I'll a vol
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03
For sale: by all medicine dealers.

The Duke of Sutherland is at the head
Of a company of Englishmen, with e.
500, 900, who have bought sixty square
miles on the St. Paul and Omaha railroad.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

To make new hair grow use Carboline, = de-
odorized extract of petroleum. This natural
petroleum hair renewer, is recently improved,
IL the only thing that will really produce new
hair. It is delightful dressing.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Exposito, the alleged Italian brigand
who was captured at New Orleans, has
been lodged in Jail at Palermo.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

''The wall of departed spirits is on the night
wind, says poet, forsetful that when the
spirits have departed the man no longer wsis,
but starts for home with his hand on the door
kew
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

The invalid finds in "Dr. Lindsey's Blood
Searcher" NAture's great razsorer. 1t is won-
derful Sold BY all druggists
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

The market reports say that money is
easy. We have nothing to do with getting
up the market reports.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Home Treatment, Nasal Catarrah, Throat,
Bronchial and Lung Affections. Deafness,
Ear Discharges, Nervous, Weak and De-
bilitated, the most Positive Cure. Address,
DIR. ABORN, Des Moines. la.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Colored women at Anderson, S. c.,
have formed union and fixed minimum
wages. Whoever violates the agreement
will be fogged by the others.
Are you aware thata simple cough often
terminates in Consumption? Why not be wise
will stop the disease and prevent the fatal conse-
quences. .,
For sale, nv all meaicina I1oalar.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Between eight and ten thousand letters have
been received by the proprietor Of the White
Wine Of Tar Syrup, from parties claiming to
The overfows in the Mississippi river
continue. Much OF the country along that
river and its tributaries is submerged.
Thousands Of ladies to-day cherish greatful
remembrances Of the help derived from the use
Of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
1t positively cures all female complainta. Send
to Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, % ) Western Aven-
ne, Lynn, Mass, for pamphlets.
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Thousands Of women have been entirely
cured of the most stubborn cases Of female
weakness by the use OF Lydia E. Plnkham's Veg
etable Compound. Send to Mrs. Lydia f.
Pinkham, 233 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass.
for pamphlete
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

It is not what people eat, but what they d.
gest, that makes them strong. It is not what
they gain, but what they save, that makes
them rich. It is not " at hey read, but what
they remember, that makes them learned. It
tice that makes them good
The Worthington advance., 1881-11-03

Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetabl Compound,
the great medicine for the cure Of all female
complaints, is the greatest strengthener Of the
back, stomach, nerves, kidneys, urinary and
Send for circulars to Lydia E. Pinkham, Lynn,
MAaa
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+ l5lSl38 H2sl;S6

ASTUMA No matter how bad. instantly relieved bv
10 IL VA German Asthma Cure Thousands Of te:-
dmonias si" trial convnces the skepttca Aa
any druggist Price 50 and by mall Trial packare
free tor stamp. DR.. X 6chifmann, st. Paul, MINI.
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This list includes none but well known and reliable
nrms with which transactions by mail and express
will be safe aud satisfactory and which invite poson
al vtsits from strangers when In st. Paul. CORES
pondents with any firm In this List please mention
thia paDer.
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OVAL OF STRONG OpoRs
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w mHf9TSct Catalogue free. Address, standase
w AIkHEN American v a,eh Co. ,ri,:sbursh.>
~TYNffN Revolvers- Catalogue free. Addrai
1U M Gre.. we.. Gun works, Pittsburgh, n