, 1881-08-18

The Remarkable Scheme OF Uncls Nm,
ftls lfntcla-A Wonderful DlscoyoFr.
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4u1 AAAAEA~fA "0uNUElul U4G0VtYfA
Nttu I0rk Sur, Aug. u.
"Tyo boon thinking OF the recent ttccIstopsof
our Judges favorlng monopoltes," said unc!,
Hufug Hutch ycstordny. "Some Of them seem
to think that monDpotIcs ure blessings Id d.
gu!so Maybe they arc. don'& kuov, But II
thoy arc, they will eventually aolvc tho problem
Of Clvll-sorvlce reform, make chd's play Of tta
scluuco Of government, and tevolutonlzo cvcys
aero OF tho Union. Trade and commerce,
mlniuF and manufactures. 1norala and maune1,
-ovcrythlug will te turned inside ont. All He
have to do Is to boil down all public and priyato
enterprises In tho oruclAlc OF consolidation
What big thing for tho country It would bo Il
nil the railroads were consolidated In ono COM
panys Only think whnt blessing 10 hare only
ono dino museum, ono tailor, aud ono axle
grease mauufactory! We could havo ono tooth.
brush maker, ono antique furniture establish.
mont, q single insect powdornill, md ono mar.
ufacturer Of artificial cyos. Ny, but 1t would
bn a great b,cssingl" -
Hero Uncle Rufus placed his feet on Tho
round Of bis chatr and began to fan himself.
"Wu would havo ouo grand boarding. house."
he continued, "ono sawmill, and ouc Shooting
gallery. Thoro would bo. huge ha!r.pn facto-
uro Of moving lnaohlnes. One Importer coul
supply tho country With sausage castings md
curled hair. Wo would have ono iron foundry
nuu nae nuneoratnto McMtuNo sc.EiNo tacnIy w.
mont: ono landscape architect and ono Junk
leaior; one kerosene MILL. ono whisky rcctaer
anu one ono nayofinS extract eatanlsnaca! aa1a NJ
u9slo hufus aroppsd by feet from ~ sna'd s9SSd
ot his chalr and eagerly pent iorWGsa. "ua!
tnlnk 9oW asppy Wy saou!a pG. Sau ~: ny
only one razor-strop establishment; QUO great
college and ono Immense ChfnCso Laundry: ona
museum o. ata aha oao Rrana PeanarMs aa rnsng'
@ fastSror of woocn toothpisks II The M o:e Joy
look at It tho happior yol. bccomo.. Only th'uH
o. nayg oy one rfeslaens, oSG nasof to sns uns
voto is g enouEh e make AK apes @ viii
delight to think Tint thvro wq!,il DO ouy 90 y.
conrt. one JaaSo,, oRS ,amycas ay',a bovS 0Io ooc %
eS' ssdor. Sns n saiot, H uao " Custom. floa;s sa
one stook osokor 4ats Wu"u ~ fspm ous ,u
french: T5ere Would 90 n'it aoI o1o rh's raE so s
Gototo nasSn ann one n. %.u ,v e .ho,tia hsys ons
lnstio asyslm' O. T. wot! ~ DO o561,s!a 5seeaa0u''
aqH5'iu Hepe uaoe I hSsas sas|n h'ts6ea ths hes, ~ .;
his oxford tics on .ho ranud nt h!s caalt ~ sa
fanncd himself vigorously "Thore wGala a5 III, "
h.I one ostn2ao1 efcdcae ac rs n1c telepheus
wn.'l DO dong by cookwork ano eyory @ %sI sS15ou a.
Wgam @ Tta b@i tSe Se Matua sp1o 9So Automae I'd
Mapia rAns!t TslegraPh lnss aaTn ,,pIes M11a
happy: Then ~ ~ m'kns .hasn haro 9@1 nm nede,sa
aud ono negro mtnstrel. ny; out . Y "eHn vondsr,
w9nsa9erfu'ly s9 pleasing II not p'oaslas'' "0A's'
fniT fniTu..,s, ,,.,.,. pnf,. II s,,ch q vul.
ycrsal c1uaoltdatton would shako an otar Ma Il
boaos There would bo pFes!9Ig1!s wos re-.
greet t!es. Ss ~, Many ~ a mGI I'd many ra
roud prestdont would again bccomS rs, ~ az.
m9t. Mnny Telegraph q. King Hs.n1 ,sIsd Ind nauys
dry-xopds dealer might become .;as Gass..;{t .;{ut
YOU might hear many atatosa'tn csysnx M ;n.nTt ~
corne or 'ClamsT Ana yoa n,!Eat ~ ~ ~ % shcyeL
real-eatato owner lour!snlnS inls iilst,,g hnea sud