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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06

Adams of Eureka reported that Judge Hawley
had administered the oath to Kelly. who had
thus become member in due form.
The leave of absence to Kelly was granted
Parker of White Pine moved that the House
proceed to the election Of Chaplain
Green of White Pine moved TO lay on the
table. Adopted by large majority.
| Corbett of Lyon offered resolution that the
Assembly was religious enough to do its own
praying, and that clergymen be dispensed with.
| Carried by vote of 81 to 10.
A message was received from the Secretary of
the Senate announcing that copies of the Gov
| ernor' Message were ready for distribution.
Waldorf of Storey introduced resolution
| urging the procurement of as many rooms as
possible in the Capitol building for the various
committees. Adopted.
Bell of Nye gave notice that he will to-
morrow introduce bill for the better protection
of laborers working around machinery.
Ernst gave notice that on Tomorrow he will
introduce bill entitled :. An Act 10 amend an
Act entitled An Act to regulate proceedings IN
civil in the courts Of justice in this State,
and to repeal all other Actsin relation thereto
approved March 8, 1862
Richards Of Churchill gave notice that he
would at some future lime Introduce bill 10
regulate the salaries OF deputy State officers.
Bradshaw of Humboldt gave notice that he
would at some future day introduce bill to
amend Section I39 Of an. Act entitled An Act
concerning crimes and punishments, approved
November 16. 1851
Tuska of Storey introduced bill TO regulate
the fees and compensations for official and other
services in Nevada. Ordered printed and re-
ferred to the Committee GU Judiciary.
The House went into Committee of the
Whole. with Mr.. Bell of Nye. the Speaker pro
tem, in the Chair on the bill to create Leg
islative Fund OF 100000 for the payment of
salaries. mileage, etc.
The Committee of the Whole resolved to re-
port the bill back to the Senate for passage, and
arose.
The bill was read the third time and passed
by unanimous vote.
Adjourned to II A. NJ Thursday.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06
IMPURE BREATH.

Among all the disagreeable consequences
that follow the decay of the teeth, an i'm
pure breath must be the most mortify ing
and unpleasant to its possessor, and it is
the mostinexcusiblean and offensive in society
and yet the cause of it may easily be re
moved by cleansing your teeth daily with
that justly popular dentrifrice, Fragrant
SOZODONT. 1t purifies and sweetens the
breath, cools and refreshes the mouth, and
gives pearl-like appearance to the teeth.
Gentlemen who indulge in smoking should
cleanse their teeth with SOZODONT, as
it removes all unpleasant doors of the weed.
Ask your druggist for it.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06

MINERS, ATrENTIoN!-Mrs. Dr. How's Gel
ebrated Neuralgia Medicine will stop pain as
soon as applied Do not suffer try it. Do
not ave your teeth drawn. Get bottle of
Mrs. DR.. Howe's celebrated Toothache Cure.
That will instantly stop the pain and save the
tooth. Held in your mouth from five to ten
minutes. Her cure for toothache and neu-
ralginIa has never failed yet Mothers, use
few drops in llttlo warm sweetened water
TO swab u teething baby's mouth. 1t will
instantly relieve tbhe little sufferer Sold by
ali druggists. Giant powder headaches cured
in FIVE minutes by rubbing Mrs. DR.. Howe's
medicine on the head. 1t is a vegetable COM
pound, and perfectly harmless. This also
cures earache, toothache and headache. Di
rections on bottles dec |
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06
HOUSE PROCEEDINGS.
"WEDNESDAY, January 5,

"WEDNESDAY, January 5.
The Assembly convened at IL o'clock A. Il.
Speaker Merrill announced the following ap-
pointments on Committees:
Mileage--John A. Condor of White Pine,
Chairman; Thomas J. Bradshaw of Humboldt
and Thomas Irvine Of Douglas.
Elections-Poncyer Of Storey, Chairman; Nc.
Burney of Elko, Barrett Of Lincoln, SEWERS of
Washoe and Corbet OF Lyon.
Engrossiug- of Lander. Chairman;
Plank of Storey and Parker of White Pine.
Enrolment Richards of Churchill, Chair
man; D1ffy of Storey and Adams of Eureka.
Drexler Of Storey offered resolution TINT tho
Assembly proceed to vote for U. S. Senator On
January II at noon. Unanimously adopted.
johnson OF Douglas, offered resolution
granting Kelly of Elko (who is ill) 40 indefinite
leave of absence.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06

ONO WEEK. al2a day at home easily made. Costl
D II Outfit free Address True & Co. Augusta, haine
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06

knock )-bnt, one moment, (another knock
Come again, sir.
Voice at the door,: Are you in the
fght7
Sutro-" Oh, my dear man, what do
| want of sush ;lll.sN ,aA,} p.bDy j.. We
| town at noon | don't wish to mix with
| politics Good day"
- As was saying, he is an ignorant. man,
but he has natural brains, and great deal
of tact and cunning. He carries his points;
sometimes one way and sometimes another,
but he succeeds"
If THE Caucus BREAKS.
S. 7. Chronicle Man" But, Mr.. Sutro
if the caucus was busted would you not
Sntro-" Oh, my dear fellow, how can you
break a caucusl | presume it is all fixed. =
Reporter-(an xionsly)- But, in CASE
Sutro-" Oh, III case; the world is full OF
problems of that kind. How am |, who
have but just arrived Oh passing visit, to
know what lies in the caucus2"
Reporter-'' But. do you think of making
it warm for him in Wsshington2'
Sutro-" Oh, no. He will be like Sharon,
who has the smallest head III the Senate.
Sharon is held in utter contempt by the in
telligent men of that body. a man, how
ever, may win tricks here which will not be
tolerated at Washington. In my tunnel
they fought me pretty successfully here, but
when got where truth and right WAS recog
nized never lost a point. Any man who is
right is power there, | can assure you,
from personal experience"
Reporter" Then | am authorized to say
that you are not yet in the fight.
Sutro-" OF course; | Lave no idea of
fight, unless, perhaps another knock at
the door, How these men act Why do
derstand it,"
Virginia Chronicle Man" What were
you about to say?'
Sutro-" have really forgotten. Perhaps
l will think of it later in the day Will you
all be good as to say that l am not here
OH Senatorial business at least not until
(another knock "Confound these fellows, |
aow hard it is to chat with few friends |
when one is even suspected of political long
ngs. My friends, do not ever bother with
,olitics; it is a world of trouble Here the
coughs of Baldwin, Rowland, Barnes and |
others we're heard rising on the other side of
he door, and the reporters were allowed to
escape by way Of the balcony window.
LAST NIGHT
1t was generally believed that the caucus
ate was broken, and those who have access
o Sutro's camp report that after tomorrow
ligllt the fun will begin. pablic opinion is
decidedly against caucus.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06

MOoRE's THEATRE SALOON. This prime old
resort Of the law makers, connubiators and
lovers of the pure cid genuine is still COM
manding the trent. place. 1t is the only
resort in Carson where genuine tea kettle
whisky and old New England rum can be
produced whenfcaiIed for. G. Yeomans, man
ager. tt
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06
JOTTINGS

Adolph Sutro made the Free Library of
San Francisco New Years present of ST.
O0O
A splendid stone diamond and sapphire ring,
plain band, set the latest style, cost 1925, for
sale for So at Uncle Harris, POI kearny
street.
The record of shipment of bullion from the
Pcdie mines, by Wells, Fargo & Co., shows
an increase of over half million dollars
during the past year, and of nearly q million
over 1873
A Low DRAMA. One of the nude
women exhibitions, which always come to
Carson when the Legislature is in session,
is billed to appear on Saturday next. 1t is a
lewd and coarse exhibition, most degrading
in It's character and calculated only to draw
a depraved crowd of men who would be
ashamed to appear in the society of respect
able women. The above show of virtuous
Indignation will probably ill the house. but
we can't help it. See advertisement in an.
other column.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06

The CAUCUS.-There is every evidence OF a
shaky condition of things in the Democratic
camp, and the cement which is supposed to
held the Fair caucus together lacks in the quail
ity of adhosiveness The dissatisfied mem
bers claim that they signed the call with the
distinct understanding that there was to be
no other Democratic candidate in the field,
and as they were led to believe this when
Sutro was candidate, they are clearly not
bound to keep any pledge made under mis-
apprehension of the facts. There are men
who signed their names who are hardly the
persons to be duped by so hmsy trick, and
the dissatisfaction is deeply rooted. Many
who were elected on the Democratic ticket
feel under no obligations to vote For Fair,
but had intended to do so as sort of deraier
resort, in case no really available material
presented ITSELF With the caucus slate
smashed, as it already appears to be, the
chances of Sutro coming in and raking the
persimmons are 9ratifyingly good.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06
NEW YORK WEEKLY HERALD
ORE DOLLAR a YEAR.


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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06

GLOVE FACToRY.-M. ". uodkins, 1T the
Glove Depot opposite the Arlington House,
keeps constantly on hand a full line of gents,
ladies' and childzens gloves of every variety
Wholesale and retail at San Francisco prices
dec 20
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06

SMAL1Pex.--Dr. T.. A. Herrick, of this
city, has constantly on hand fresh supply
of Bovine Virus, right from the hefer pro-
pasated at Sacramento, Cal. The Doctor
will, from now on, keep thjs virus in slf-
ticient quantity TO supply physicians and
charged in San francisco. Warranted to
be pure. ..#..t ...@. d12
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06

LosT-REwARD OFFERRD.-A claster dia-
mond stud, center stone emerald Liberal
reward for return to this office ia6tf
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06

GIVE THE PLACE A TRIAL.
d5tf JAN. DUFFY. Manages.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-01-06
STOCKS.

DlOCAS.
345 Ophir-53
100 Mexican-6 81
Il5 Gould and Curry-3 50
% Best aud Belcher-S
80 Califo,n nil %
GAO Con. Virginia.
1000 Savage 30
$50 Chollar-1 70
240 Potosi--I %
sos Hale and Norcross-3 50
80 Crown Point-S0
$50 Yellow jacket so
50 Alpha 50
200 imperial-l5c
20 kentuck-l 20
1920 Bolcher-l %
20 Conflence-2
$40 Sierra Nevada-S II
go Utah--8
745 Bullion-l %
$50 Exchequer-1 20
$50 Oyerman-8oc
$40 ,Justice-53G
$50 Union Comic s.
1850 Alta--l 10
100 Julia--15r
80 Caledonia-20c
200 Silver Hiti-30c
80 \. Y. Con.-l5c
2l0 Scorpion--1 SO
100 Audes-1 %
70 Occidental
$50 Benton-60
1850 Lady Washngton-l0s
$50 Ward SO
EVENING BOARD.
on Fural-a Can
100 Grand Prize O5
300 Day-15c
700 Navajo
800 Albion-30c
300 Bodie-55
1000 North Belle Isle--4O
800 East Mount Diahlo-150
100 Columbus-25
10 Mount Diablo-4
80 Bechtel-75
265 $. King-13
l50 Syndicate-45
600 Goodshaw-S5
400 Noonday-1
100 North Noonday-l
1850 Champion-40c
200 Mammoth-20
20 Boston Con.-Goc
BIO Summit-25
500 Oro-30
l15 Modoc-l 80
$50 Atlas-25c
100 Belvidere-5c
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-07
4 Remarkable Hermit.

About FIVE miles southwest Of Pauld
ing Ill.,, lives one of the most remark
able hcrmiis Known. lie is supposed
to be an Englishmau, although on this
point he Is not communicative, He is
generally known as and answers to
the name Of odd Batch but his name
is Samuel Paten. lie has not been
shaved nor had his hair trimmed Tor
more than twelve years. Aronni HIM
are gatherec some Of the finest spcci-
mems of cattle and horses ever seen IN
any country Fat, sleek hllles and
gentle cows, lazy porkcrs and tame
mcrinos iun TO him whenever be emer~
pcs from the house, which is SIMPLY
few pieces Of bark thrown up against
u log. There is 20 resemblance OF a
house to IT, but in this worse than dog
kennel Old Batch lives both winter
and summer. lie is not rude nor inlet
tered, bat really a refined and csltured
man, when he chooses to lay off the
rude wrapping which no has thrown
about himself, He has travelled exten
sively, is lios linguist, and CONVEX
SAINT With both foreign aud domestic
politics up to the time Of the closing
of the war of the rebellion. since
which time he has lived the life Of a
hermit.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-07

She laid her check on the easy
chair against his head and muir
mued: GLOW do love to rest
my head against your head, Angus
tus p "Do your said he. "ls ii
because you love me p No; be
cause it is so nice and soft" Then
he lay and lay. and thought and
thought.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-07

No one knows until she has tried
it how much she may change the
aspect Of things about the house by
using little varnish. On a sun
shiny day take the old chairs and
tables out on the porch or by an
open door, and after thoroughly
busting and wipiug off with damp
cloth, apply thin coat of varnish,
and so cover up scratches and
married spots Of all kinds. 1t will
dry in very short time, and you
will be surprised to see how much
good you have done. A flannel
cloth with Il very little linseed oil
is good to rub furniture with, but
the greatest care must be exercised
to prevent any oil being left on the
wood to attract dust. 1t must be
rubbed until you would not know,
except by the improved appearance,
that any oil had been used.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-07

WHERE JERSEY Cows COKE
FRoM.-Jersey Island, the place
from which We obtain the tavonte
jersey COW, is a small spot OF land.
If squared. it is six and three
quarters miles each way. Yet this
title island has population Of
0,000 human beings. and has over
1900 cattle, and has had that
humber Tor The last twenty years
for the Census OF 1861 gives 1907.
And yet they export on an average
annually 1000 head. Roughly
speaking, on this island they
manage 10 support one head Of kline
10 every acre. a good Jersey will
yield halt her own weight IN butter
a year-she rarely exceeds 500
pounds, and her average weight at
home is about 700 pounds.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-07
SOUTH.

No. C3s meets Gl5 at S;ephensons at 6.lD a. m.
meets 63l AZ Middletown at 7.2l a. III; and meets
6Oj and 63l at Edinburg 10 aud 81 a. M Has
passenger car attached.
no 30 meets 6S7 at Summit Point at Is a. N =.
meets 6D5 at Winchester at / 90 q II. meets 63l
Il WiddletOwn at u IL p. m; and lets 6lO pass
at oodsiock at &C p. IN. Has passenger css at
ached.
No. Gl0 meets COS at CharlestOwn at Ii 81 a. N.
me,te G3l at stephens City at " p N. passes G4C
at Woodstock at % p. III. and meets Oh al
Weyers Cave OF AZ p. m. Dinner at Mt. Jackson
No. 636 meets G3l at summit Point at OJ p. IL
Has passenger car attached.
No. SIC meets COS at Mt. Crawford att 59s IL.
Has passenger car attached.
w. NJ. CLEMENTS, NJ. Of 7.
7. C. PRINCE, S. Oft.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-07
"Tbe lur;d flames shot their red

"The lur:d flames shot their red
tongues of fire up toward the
glowing heavens, as if they were,
in their vengeiul fury, endcavor
ing to scar the bright faces Of the
twinkled stars ~ 1t was only a
$50 stable, containing go worth
Of hay, but the reporter felt that
way aud really couldn't help it.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-07
NORTH.

No. 6l5 meets GSs at Stephenson's at 10 a. m.
No G37 meets 638 at Middletown at % a. m.
and meets GAO at summit Poit at Is a. m. Has
passenger car attached.
No 63l let's COS pass at ev Market at 5 43 a. IN.
meets 63S at Edinburg at Q SO a.. m meets $40 at
AfiddetJwn at u Ia p. m. meets Go at stephens
City at % p. m. and meets 6J6 at Summit Point
at O3 y. m. Has passenger car attached.
No COS meets GIG at Mt. Crawford at 80 a. N.
pAssos 63l a. New Market at = As A. N. meets 6oo
at Edinburg at I0a m meets Go at Winchester
at l W a. H. and meets Gle at Chsr lestown at
IL ga. IN.
No. 6l7 meets GlOat Woyer's Cave att u p. m.
Has passenger car attached.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-07
Shelter for Sheep.

For the benefit OF others l will
give you description Of a sheep
shed which I built year ago, and
which gives to others who examin-
ed it as well as myself good salts
faction.
First | built the centre 16x4S,
sixteen feet high, then a shed all
around twelve feet wide, not siding
the middle part, but using three
inch strips fourteen feet long. which
supports the shed roof in the centre,
and resting on 2xS ioist which
extends all around the bottom OF
the posts OF tie middle part, having
no sills, being spiked to them, and
these resting on blocks are twelve
feet apart, thus forming hay rack.
The spaces between the strips are
three inches, sufficient for the sheep
10 ieed conveniently. AS the rack
runs up 10 the shed root to avoid
dust and chaff falling on to the
sheep. l took ninety yards Of five
A shceting which reaches clear
around, and tackled this on, one
width above and one below the
2x6, which runs along the centre
of Stats tor support, and affords a
convenient :plsce to stand on and
walk around when feeding, as 1t is
seven feet from the bottom and on
the inside, The center holds forty
to fifty tons OF hay, and the sheds
afford room for 800 or more sheep.
On the two sides | put corn cribs
seven feet wide and sevenfy-two
feet long, holding about 5000
bushels OF com. The ends l
boarded up leaving openings large
enough for a wagon to DIVE in, to
enable me to draw ont manure OF
unload corn.
Thus my sheep are entirely pro-
tected from the weather in we'll
ventilated and Ioomy shed, with
hay before them whenever they
desire, none that they will eat
trampled under their feet, enough
litter to keep them dry under foot,
the manure not exposed to the
weather, and fine place Tor smear
ing or handling them at amy time,
as | can IN a few minutes slip in
boards between tic Stats to the
opposite side OF the shed Tor pen
ss circumstances require, Tor one
side OF it Will hold 300 sheep when
YOU wish to sort them. l fed nine
ty-fivc loads OF hay and straw i'll
this manner last winter filling the
sheds twice and hauled out 1870
loads Of manure; kept the sheep al
ways we'll bedded, The whole is
covered with boards and cost me
about $500.
Now l keep about 250 sheep and
consider it worth 20 cents a year
to protect IA sheep; ii viii grow that
much more wool in year, and
saves many early lambs; the sned
will pay Tor itself. In ten years
the com cribs and other conven-
fences connected herewith ought to
offset interest on investments. You
may wonder how get the hay in
when the sheds are but eight TO
ten feet nigh on the lower side aid
extend all around. | have Porter
Hay Carrier, and run the 2x4 OH
which il travels two feet further
out than the end Of the shed on
which We drive up, supported by
few Aka as far as it runs over the
root OF the outer shed, and have
doors at the upper end Of the rnid
Gle shed. One horse takes off
load OF hay in five to six forks
full.
NIANTIC, Ill. G.. w.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-07

A new pest has appeared in the
grain fields, described as a small
moth about the size Of the common
clothes moth. The lsrva burrows
into and eats out the centre of the
infested grain. 1t appears to pre-
fer Indian corn, and is now pretty
well distributed over the country,
but Is more abundant in the middle
and southern States than in the
northern. This pest is one likely
to destroy annually millions of dol
lars worth OF corn and other grain,
unless measures are adopted TO
check its increase. 1t attacks corn
in the ear, or wheat shelled and put
in storehouses; and as the moth
aea'-n'os from place to place, its
Greenbackers vo--'l ond car,.;,
candidate. but Paul aud fafxers
uroressed Democratic readlusters, 70
for Republican. They wear Dill
collar aud must do as Billy ORDERS
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-07
salt the Cows.


Cows should receive all the salt
they want. A very good plan is TO
make an artificial salt-lick by plac-
ing ground or coarse salt in troughs
accessible TO the COWS when they
want to get it; or by placing larger
pieces of ordinary rock salt where
the COWS may lick at them when
they feel inclined. Most people
salt their COWS about once a week,
and then give them pretty good
dose. This is. Of course, better
than not to give any, but its mcon-
gruity and unfitness Will better be
appreciated perhaps by the dairy
man himself fhe will try taking
his own salt in the same way; say,
on Sunday or Saturday morning he
should eat a teaspoonful Of salt,
and let that do for the week. A
COW isn't human being: but ply
siology and common sense are
are pretty much the same, whether
they are applied to man or other
animals, in the matter OF alimenta-
ton and the ordinary functions OF
digestion and so on. IF COWS are
fed in the stable every day they
should each have a good teaspoon
full Of salt every morning in the
trough, Or a piece of rock salt may
lie in the trough to be licked when
she wants it. If COWS are not
stabbed every day a box or two OF
salt should be placed in the field or
at the milking place. so as to be
accessible any time when the COWS
feel like having a lick.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-07

What are you crying about, my
lad ?" said the Good Samaritan 10
an. urchin who was churning both
eyes with his dirty fist
"Folks have all gone to the
country for the summer and left
me here alone"
"Unfeeling parents; where have
they gone to-"
''Ma's gone to the poorhouse,
and pops gone to the penitentiary''