The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1881-04-27
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

Roofing iron st Wackerlin & Co.'S.
Purchase your queensWare and lamps of
Kleinschmidt & Bro.
"a shapely hand -four aces and q king.
Go to Wackerlin s. Co. for crockery and
glassware.
A put up lob-the PHYSICIANS prescription.
Bryer and DutriuielIe have the finest baths
to be found in Montana.
Modesty is such q rare possession tina
most persons biusl to oWnit.
Go to Wackerlin s. Co. for hardware and
tinware of all kinds.
Go to the Choteau House for fine accom-
modations and good board.
Blessed are the poor in furniture, for they
shall get moved cheap.
Rosencrans has just received a fine assert
ment of cord, black makes, whips, saddles, brides,
and in fact everything pertaining to his trade.
Old as the %hills-the valleys between them.
Kleinschmidt s. Bro, offer their entire
stock of dry goods and notions at cost
A Mexican with %ninepence in his pocket
is considered a real gentlemen.
Go to Dryer s Duke for q clean shave
and a good shampoo.
For water coolers, ice cream ~freezers and
refrigerators, go to Wackerlin 8 Co.
News, like other animate matter, when
it is once despatched is dead.
Attention, sheep men. Kleinschmidt &
Bro. have the reliable Maninckodt sheep dip for sale.
1t is q wise man who knows which side
| his bread is oleomargarined on.
.Wetzel's Favorite" cigar is the cheapest
for the quality of tobacco in them the market affords.
This is the season Of the year when nature
emulates art and turns its attention to spatterwork.
The Choteau house has been newly reftted
| nd is now the ssboss" hosiery Of Northern Montana.
Zebras are very stylish animals. They
wear striped stockings up to their necks.
Five hundred dozen gloves and mittens,
positively t cost, at Kleinschmidt 8 Bros
A man who was formerly a night watch
man, refers to it as his late occupation.
Ladies' and gentlemen's underwear at bar
gains, at Kleinschmidt & Bros.
"Women p said al expert well some Of
them are worse than others, but none are better"
DlChhldoL UdIOu, SWCCl III 4AC0A at u4ui
ply, Neel g. Co.'S new building, corner of Front and
Benton streets.
The Philadelphia Neaos man says he can't
see the point of Pu1ch,8 jokes. We congratulate chin.
For the best brands Of liquors in wines,
whisky and beer, you will find that Wetzel & Co. win
give the best prices.
The man whose only claim to sanctity is
a long face, should dispose Of q portion Of his cheek.
Kleinschmidt 81 Bro. have all sizes Of the
celebrated Jackson wagons ready for the spring
trade.
Staple and fancy groceries in al lines at
Wetzela, from canned turkey and French fruits to
New Orleans molasses.
Kleinschmidt s. Bro. are selling clothing
hats, caps, boots and shoes, away down, to close out
their present stock. Examine their goods and prices
One thousand pounds Of fresh garden seeds
from the well known firm of D. NJ. Ferry & Co.
Michigan, just received and for sale at Kleinsch-
midts.
A few | arrels of Jas. N. O'Donnell's Blue
Ribbon Q. z. whisky (the only genuine> at Murphy
| Neel 8 Co.'s new store, corner of Front and Benton
streets.
1UC IS1AillstlC nICeuVa III i A1aAS q 4AAC1
that he must go Decent leave the poor man q leg to
stand upon.
K~leinschmidt s. Bro. is the only firm in the
Territory who sell the celebrated Buford PloWs, the
best in the World.
Nh. Blaine's first diplomatic triumph See
morning dispatches. american Pork INDICATED. 1
Hooray! IN Hog Sagno Vince8.
The medicated baths Of Dryer s. Dutriui-
ellie are of great advantage to the medical psofession
in almost every description of disease.
A druggist advertises ~'.bicarbonate of
soda, but you are not compelled to buy it If you
don't want it.
John Endre's celebrated grape creek sour
mash whisky for sale at Murphy, Neel & Co.'s.
Special inducements offered to parties buying at
wholesale.
Dry goods and clothing of every variety,
quality and style at Wetzel's, where every pains will
be taken to exhibit them to customers.
Lady-HOh, Ann, how did you manal G
O break the soup tureen?' Amt didn't break it,
na'am; It slipped out Of my and
Remember that Murphy, Meet s Co, are
the only agents for the genuine JAS. NJ. ODonald,
Blue Ribbon o. K. whisky, and that you can buy it Of
1 them cheaper than of any house II Montana.
What utter nonsense to talk Of stock re-
ports! Any child knows that the report does not
come from the stock, but from the barrel.
Il would be well for ranchmen and freight
ers who contemplate buying wagons this spring to
call at TIC. Power & Bro, and examine their i'm
mense stock, of which they have the largest In Mon
tana.
New York consumers have. complained SO
bitterly of the high price of coal that the dealers have
kindly reduced the wacea Of coal shaYelera.