Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-04-18
ALL SORTS.
Handle her gently,
Lift her with care,
She swallowed a hair pin
While banging her hair,
The curling-iron slipped
And burned her fair brow.
She uttered a shrek,
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She uttered shrek,
But weeps no more now.
KILLS THE PLEAsURE.-Iness in the house affects
the whole family in manner. When the sickness
is serious the children's laughter must be hushed
footsteps must be softened all goes sadly and wrong
DR.. David Kennedy's "Favorite Remedy" stands in
your doorway and says to sickness: keep out u 1t
will cost you only dollar to put the sentinel duty.
and for his faithfulness thousands vouch. Ask
your druggist write to the Doctor at Rondout n Y
When young attempts to court young dam
sci and she tells him she has supreme contempt for
him, should she be arrested for contempt of court?
PROFESSIONAL TEsTIMoNY-Many of the best ply
sicians use Downs Elixir in their daily practice be-
cause it is the best cough remedy that be made.
Now is the time to use Bakers Mandrake Bitters
and prevent Dyspepsia, Biousness and Jaundce.
which are SO prevalent in the spring months. Only
rs cts. bottle.
Henry Johnson's Arnica and Oil Liniment is
family remedy which should be in every family Used
for Cuts Burns, scads Bruises, Strains, etc. it has
no equal.
No ever yet saw man who made move to
separate two dogs engaged in battle long his
own dog was having the best Of it.
ENJOY LIFE-We live in beautiful world and
temperate enjoyment of lifes blessings both reason
able and right but to do this we must have health.
Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint is the direct of
sevenyfve per cent Of such diseases Biliousness
Indigestion, Sick-Headache, Costiveness, Nervous
Prostration Palptaton of the Heart and many other
distressing symptoms. Bakers Mandrake Btters,
taken according to directions, will the
and cure the disease. Only rs cts per bottle.
| Mark Twain once drew IN cnulic almanac Of Cal-
ifornia weather, in which the predictions varied MAIN
ly from severe earthquakes" in January to "md and
| balmy earthquakes" in July.
wonderful discovery, Kendalls SPAWN Cure
Read advertisement
"Thrice armed is he who hath his quarrel just"
And four times he who gets his blow in fust.
Republican City, Neb, March 81, 1880. I tried
your Kendall's SPAWN Cure and it had the desired
effect 1t cured the SPAWN which other treatments
failed to do. did not quite bottle of your
liniment After the SPAWN removed drove the
horse and his mate over 500 miles from Linn county
Iowa to Harln county, Nebraska, with load of 2oo(
pounds, and made the trip in four weeks. Please
your Treaties the Horse; price rs cents. Your
truly. James Yellenic."
"Will you admit that you are licked?" yelled thu
upper man in street fight mo. sir" replied thu
under one, II amt licked. but-rm satisfied
HUMAN BLooD.-On the purity and vital
ity of the blood depend the vigor and health
of the whole system. Disease of various
kinds is often only the sign that nature is
trying to remove the disturbing cause A
remedy that gives life and vigor to the
blood, eradicates scrofula and other impuri
ties from it, as Hoods SarsaparilIa un
doubtedly does, must be the means of pre-
venting many diseases that would Occur
without its use. Sold by dealers.