The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1881-09-03
On Dit.

1naL we wonder II that's the way ne
pants for public notice.
That the readers of the CHIEF who are
expecting q broadside in this issue di.
rected against-the French rampant of the
uble-barreled Assumption Pioneer are
notified that the picnic is unavoidably
postponed for one week.
I That the next time We meet confrer.
Dnpaty he shall wash out in a bottle Of
the glorious wine of la belle France the
compound libel that we are irascible and
an advocate Of total abstinence.
That the green-eyed monster made q
certain young railroad man very sick
and
That now he tries to make people be
lieve it was swamp fever.
| That the New Hope Captain remarked
that the reason he was 50 hard on the
Diamond Cutters was because his clul
had to beat somebody.
That we wouldn't have mentioned it
George, but that lady insisted on it.
That when the old hen ran away with
that sweet young lady's bangs, she was
only coming to the " scratch"
| That the popular question with vocal
lists now is, "Do you ever think Of me :
| That On Dit keeps q young Gatline
gun with which to annihiIate the first
person ~lo responds, " Hardly ever"
| That getting married and settling
down doesn't agree with everybody, an(
That one chap settled down so hare
: recently he has been on the sick list evel
Isince.
That it was uncharitable for the young
laoy to consign Edgar to warmer place
i than4Donal jacksonville this kind Of wealth
er.
T.. lhat At Tho last meeting Of the D. l. 3
- the Resident submitted report jus,
I. like that Introduced by Speaker Orde1
j; into the Honse Q; Representatives.
Ihat young mel shouldn't tote DOB.
y, until they get old enrah to know tia,
y; the hammer oughn't til he kent r.s,;,,
IL on the cartridge.
&c That we are anthorz I'd : correct til,
report that the bullet vas Alit in tw,
DC BY coming IN contact y TN Of Kang.
y shin-boncs.
That Ably desires to t hank Skiror H.,
z latter's photograph, ia ten in his and
new Jackass- Rabbit suit, which was, !,
to the CHIEF office the other day ",
- Skip's compliments.
y That the many friends of the come
Skip are invited to call around and :
IT, mre the speaking II keness.
"a That Tom says the New Hopes w
wrong in objccting to he two-ball gal
and
'ol That this game is sanctioned by Coo
''' Smoke Bend base ball guide for 1882.
n'' That we shall try to steer clear OF
No young married lady who says she '
scratch somebody's eyes out if she is
WI ferred to in the On Dit column.
rs, That the young lady who displays
ITO agility by jumping back fences onSh
val exhibit the feat +" in a more public
cality, so
10 That the boys could applaud the
I'D Torrance and cry encoreah!
on That persons who desire things TO
y; near "on the next como out OF the Vi
, on the On Dit" must sign their col
g buttons or make themselves know
the editor.
That the Lcmann clerks say their
the freshment account with the cmployc
ON the house Of Israel stands thus:
;on- Crackers and cheese for 8 at sc,
G Ice-Watcr for 8,
and Balance in favor Of eating house.. -.
the Shocblacking, butter, matches, etc, til
our i'll for lagnappe.
or Oh DISTRICT CoURT.-On Monday
the 5th inst, the September term OF
;ket trict Court for this parish will open
rail- though it is jury session no jury
last been drawn, owing to the overs'S
th, the Commissioners, who delayed
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