The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-08-05

Ncleiy aIuicltu Win liaN ever, and nave
tried many remedies without relief While
suffering intensely ! was induced, through
Mr. Ticheuors testimonial, to try Elys
Cream Balm. The immediate effect was
marvellous | have been exposed to heat,
draughts and dust, and have escaped
return attack. pronounce Elys Cream
Balm a cure for Hay Fever. William T.
Carr, Presbyterian Pastor, Elizabeth Nj.
Having been afflicted with Hay Fever
for years | gave Elys Cream Balm
trial; was much benefited if not perman-
entity cured. | have had no real attacks
since using it II. II. Rauch, Editor Car
BON county Democrat, Mauch Chunk,
Pa. Price so cents.
The T. l. .Waa has discovered that
the aesthetic cornot playeris too tooter,
too.
When bald headed man buys dust
er, mohair would be most appropriate.
a DIFFICULT PROBLEM SOLVED.
Ambition, competition and over-exer.
ton use up the vital powers of men and
women, so that a desire for stimulants
seems to be natural human passion, and
drunkenness prevails on account of this
necessity for bodily and mental invigor-
alton. Parker's Ginger Tonic fairly
solves the difficult problem, and has
brought health and happiness into many
desoate homes. Ii does not tear down
an already debilitated system, but builds
it up without intoxicating.-Esaq,,irer
See other column.
When a dog is being drowned would
it be proper to call his last howl the dogs
ology.
MISTAKEN FOR CONSUMPTION.
We have known persons to doctor for
consumption, all to no effect. Though
they hada cough, felt pains in the lungs,
were so depressed, weak, with many
other symptoms tending to that disease,
| yet there was no structural unsoundness
of the lungs. These symptoms were all
the painful offsprings of torpid and
diseased liver. We could fill volume
| with testimonials of thousands so affected
who were permanently cured by taking
Simmons Liver Regulator.
There is one good thing about a boy
when circus is in town--you know
where to look for him.
| Many young man thinks himself the
cream of society when he is nothing but
a milksop.
The liver is the organ most speedily
disordered by malarial poisons. Ayers
Ague Cure expels these poisons from the
system, and is a most excellent remedy
for liver complaints.
There seems to be a pressing need in
this country of an improved india-rub-
Der liver warranted malaria proof.
| No lady with any refinement will use
her husbands meerschaum pipe to drive
nails in the wall.
Joseph Durrinlurger, Broadway, Buff
falo, was induced by his brother TO try
Thomas Eclectric Oil for sprained an
kle; and with half dozen applications
he was enabled TO walk round again all
right.
Those who have tried it confess that a
large, healthy mustard plaster worn at
the back contains more heat than a
heavy overcoat.
NIL DESPERANDUM.
When your girl gives you the mitten, and
you feel your heart is broke,
Don't give way to black despair, but treat
\ it as a joke.
t Get your health in first class order, bot
t tie OF Spring Blossom buy,
, And gaily join a singing class, and for
e another sweetheart try.
e Price so cents, trial bottles 10 cents.
Mary Walker asserts that the Venus
" de Medici never wore corsets. OF course
:, not. She didn't wear anything; her
: wardrobe was tore so.
AN OLD FRIEND.
He was afflicted with lame back anC
Z general debility; he was recommended
u Thomas Eclectric Oil which cured hin
o at once. This famous specific is posi-
e e tive remedy for bodily pain.
p The small sire ans in New Jersey ar
If so nearly dry that the little fishes ar
A. running around with tin cups in thei
N mouths begging for something to drink
u TRUTH AND HONOR
v Query:-What is the best family med
~ I. icine i'll the world to regulate the bowels
y purify the blood, remove costiveness an,
~ biliousness, aid digestion and tone up tn
" whole system? Truth and honor compel
a us to answer, Hop Bitters; being pure
ie perfect and harmless. See anothe
ie column Toledo Blade.
Of GLOW" asks an anxious mother, ''shal
he we bring up our girls" Well, if they ar
IN playing in the cellar, shout ''ratsl' Tha
Of will bring them up
1T Opium is the most dangerous drug, e,
pecially when given to children in tn
shape of soothing remedy. DIR. Bull
Baby Syup is warranted not to contai
in opium in any foim and is the most innt
o, cent and eificacious remedy for childre
nt teething. Price 25 cents bottle.
"a A kind writer says "You can trus
~ n man who loves horse or dog" /
III livery stable man says he has tried it an
"a finds there is no money in it.
O. DOCTORS AND CHURCHES.
X The doctors of New York City, hun
Sc dreds Of whom have visited Speers Vim,
ID yards during the wine making seasol
tie SAYS his Port Grape Wine has prove
he TO be pure, unadulterated, of a fine flayC
and tonic properties, and is unsurpasse
NJ for It's restorative powers, and they pr
tn scribe it as Il very superior wine. I'll
he principal Churches in New York an
Brooklyn use it for communion For sa
m by {. a. KLEIN, Druggist, Bloomsbul
ko Pa.
ng -
a HNLoT' BoN-A new ballot b,
has just been submitted to the Fren,
'A government 1t has two locks, ca,
ed opening with different key, and an q
paratus which clips a stub OF corner fro