The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1881-11-09

II man finds himself miserable and life
and its cares burden, and he begins TO ask
Mr.. Mollock's question, Is life worth liv-
ing ~ he should lose no time in seeking a
good dentist and have his teeth oyerhauled
With little persuasion the dentist viii in
all probability find IA cavity" between two
teeth. lie win line your mouth with piece
of india rubber-cloth, drive IN a wedge and
separate the offending biceps, CT saw them
asunder with files ofyarying thickness and
then for a couple OF hours bore with rc-
volying wheel, and wind up by allowing his
Office boy to knock on the end of a punch
until he has driven the metal well up into
the frotal sinus or thereabouts. When he
pulls out that rubber-lining and you take
your hand and push up the lower jaw a few
ii es until the hinges work, you viii leave
tl1t Office and go about your work happi-
cr man, and won't growl at wife or crying
child for whole month. There is nothing
to equal dentists chair toprove TO fell
low he had better bear the ills he has than
fly. in imagination or otherwise, to those he
knows not of.-IatcT- OcsGs,.
A most ludicrous story comes to us from
the north of the county of two young
warts from this borough, both having of
late years been candidates for Office at the
hands of the Republican party, who went
through that section for the purpose of in
structing Republicans how to vote for the
Democratic candidate for Judge. They met
with severe rebukcs and jeers on all sides,
and started on their homeward way consid-
crably crestfallen, but when they got to GER
tain village and were given so many min
utes to get out of the town under penalty Of
came absolutely terrified.
At another place they went into cibinet-
makers shop and attempted to clectioneer
with the Republican proprietors, when they
suddenly found themselves hustled into the
street with orders never TO enter again. We
have been promised a full account of the
trip for publication next week, and it prom
ises to be very amusing.
we hope they viii profit by. Their detected
looks when they returned to town were the
subject of comment, which was explained
when the above facts were made known.
Our readers can guess who the youths were.
At G;30 o'clock, Wednesday evening the
special train bearing bankers merchants,
and private citizens of Balti-
more, Mayor Latrobe, and members of the
council OF the city, President Garret, several
directors of the Baltimore and Ohio Rail-
road, representative of the Press. etc, arriv-
to the Somerset House, where most sump-
tious repast had been prepared for them.
During the evening many of our prominent
citizens and business men called. The
party slept in the b. & o. sleepers, took
breakfast at the Somerset House and left for
Johnstown at 8 a. m, Thursday. The fol-
lowing are the names OF the gentlemen who
the party:
John w. Garrett. President of the b. & o.
Railroad; Ferdinand c. Latrobe, Mayor
John A. Robb, City Engineer; J. Vansant,
of the City; John l.. Thomas,
Collector of the Port; James A. Gary, I. ii.
Macgill, F. Burns, John Gebhart, W. Star
Gephart, John X. Bland, George W. Gail, 6.
A. Won Lingen, German Consul; III. Me
Shane y. F. Ulman, J. II. Binkley, J. i.
W. 4. X. Griffith. L. ".
Mars,on, John Black, Josh G. Harvey, A.
Booth, W. X. Dcvries, w. p. Harvey, Rev. |
II. Singleton, Alex. Young, Frank Jenkins,
Jacob Wissler, Phil Darby, Joshua Severing,
Geo. w. Howard, w. III. Adams, Michael |
Jenkins. VIM. Numsen, L. l.. Parker, Clas. |
II. Smith, Martin Taylor, l.. L. Bartlett, Geo. !
+. Sloan, w. L. Lyon, E. p. Murch, John a.
Homer, C. L. Gill. Joseph L. Bruff Henry |
King, II. W. Roane, George +. Patterson,
W. S. Young, S. G. Burns, T. G. Stewart,
John L. Sicker, Wm. Il. Miller; Joseph |
1hristy, Philadelphia Associated Press
George w. Porter, journal Of Commerce, Bal
imore; W. 2. Hazelton, Baltimore -1meri- |
an; w. II. Davis, San; w. II. Tammen,
Gazette f. f. Raine, German Correspondent; /; |
Mr.. Munroe. Ereaiag Naus; Mr.. Ha,lcn,
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