, 1881-02-04

Nftu 11rk sun.
An Iuehrntcd policeman nlstOok tho obel8k,
a few nights ngo, for n dlsortcrly polo pnyur In
q red ulster, and, going up to tho tionolIth ar.
rested It,. The Ice at the hase Of tho stone addcd
uncertainty to tito policeman faotug, and, rs
he swAyttl around 1T sGatncd to him thnt while
ho WAS rs firm aR 1T r,ck Ills prisoner WIS not
only drunk and tllsortcrly but 'vns trying to
escnpe. T,csl, With IL prcsonca OF mind always
present, tlri,nk or sober, be drew out Ills club
lntl began to mike Ills mnrk alongside OF tho
ancient Egyptian hicroRlyplics lInvlng worked
blinsUlr into a sucuro position where. be- no
longer Slipped. ho concluded y. thnt he ha1
9s % .Srs ar " u
lice rCtnrdB:
What Is yer ramef''.
,"ThDthmDs Oeellsk[s."
"Whsre wero you bornT'
"Em ;.::b,,2" 80 ~'' 80
"On Egyptian so!l."
'"Mhr,; =. fIniIn;,ySia''p II ip'''pyr'"t aov''f'
"None II yer furriu jabber to mo. 1hatc f,,r~
e'ats enp!te sG q the irsh erHSu Nov. mow Old
~" iinreo thousand lyo hundred and eighty
Eew s y; Knoy s;;ysr yer Trunk Married or Aus0a"
wall, y 4! dsn;t MI .; 81, e you has0 nifty. l1avo
TherG s wsro @ t1s.y =, n ne .1e tatn, r X: o or c
all7 liz iahners. i yo% don't auswer nc ques-
nUn l'll hrt!llk ytr Hkult.'
:SSss !s :! - s;sr! Il s%iR toaa u: Sav toll
| " iii, wut!ud to Solitude"
"Ye bclonE to atlare fnmily., Yer name T.
sy rs Sas n nts VII eosSs Ssf" crooked
,..:s ~ policeman rve bee" oAt on post foroooo
=" Arc 80 Tnnmanv MANI"
"1 t,oi,'t understand" A..
"Whese ye.r. oaekor; who got 80 on tho forcof'
"IAo nlio In Ann street? lie gorrn, n4,y Of
lis hayn tho sano influence. no yt,n got sten,ly
stake1 Yo.l do? THU ynl mtst ~ ca%ptain, % I !,
| md lnRdp u mtstake, tho pllccnlni rlltl away III
inst M MS rEs would tke him. w'lito tho obellsk
took nn0thor nap Ut Il shosullu ycArs.
QUtl,s.
vonice ia tho richest city III lt0ly-ft ls utmost
FREQ from debt. Aud with ull tlnao cnnaIs, too
TlN Nvenotian:Ah1 md statc legislators arc
fcarlully behiad tho aso.-iHck,
Even tho wisest ts sometimes fool. For OK
a,np!e, tho philosopher who woro his apcetaclcs
whun no was uaeup that ho might rccbgnEzt
friends ho might SEQ III hfs dfeNsls.
AN imperttncnt ftp. matlo sport of nh oil
farmers 1Argo nose, mouth, and chin; but tht
old farmer sltoncett hin, by snytnF." Your nosr
|,thcio',i iu ,nHtor'al lott for your check"
t. Thers aro - msny !nycaions snat ,,:,, s1nno
thnt unyboly who snnil discover something tim
VIII Rot ont nf or.ter. anh will only lust lol,l
es;SKs s;} %sn, t. 10 carried oe, will supply" long
s.s[r. o'isa1rorty,' snd tho Galveston Itecorler
"thc Witnesses III anY yot1 Kicked tu!a gen.lo
.nn. mi, "a lied him Al n1nnnerof vile nn4.sUs." "
Sps i st saoM a M0Ss Ssrg snpns!'Hi ssfy
e.,alit to regret il very ,iuon." ~ 10, inlade
1 sny y ~ n sva avn ss ,ny r,a ps .''s ' III sf ~
vore.i scoundrel As II hu wiA IL lncInGer 1t ~
f fo fa'Iiy %issss q. ssstSt Ns u '1' 'as' aas 0'
J ItosGaM CammsstiH1 Hnlltfin-
4 hornet Or d horn drunk uru both sttmulattn
, articles. :, :,
! When man Ia n roobin ho ia likely to bccolu
a all-hlrd,
s9o, design 'a, Ior tho t'Se-oent p'oco would
Tho bec, although ao,ucwhnt Of rover. thnl
! his tirst duty IL to hum.
F!orn-Tho beau Is tho best winter pot plan
Pot 'oln Saturday night with plainly Of pork. ~
decorate your Sunday Mornlng breakfast -tub
| with 'oln,
Gen, nnrlield receives bis callers at Mcntt
: With slap On !ho lnn'acr an,l u "l3ulln! no
tonss.%lsl S n ia' sho g. sai"o % viii 'i 9rc'
r n!atiy rc1l horc. only When the cAller Is q lot
= aler Or tramp tho 10 how are you old felluw
. Young George D. hav Ing Importuncd bis tath'
: for II h0rso, tho in,iMlHent pNrcht prcsontE! ht
with tho a,tctet,t stcet which fur yuars had Ga
tsa Ss se his tss
rsnowa1 b. ret!.est, snyiny, "fashor. cunt @ x x
gyS III r. ,i,or. noTse easSr TX W. oM sxo LII
o Two Children IsoscneA from a Hurs
lug building BY n lterosc Mother.
., NEW l'I!1LApElplItA. o.. Fob. LA fl
!. occurred ut little plnse called stglMgtowi'I
" ca1ne tear resulting In the creniatlUn OF tv
h children. About twelve o@cluck ut nfE