Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1881-05-09
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] &oaie amusing iSlunders.
! We do COT knCs wnttner The rscir;isnt uf h;
j foiIuwag letter felt amused or eur d On road
'nE It. 1t "ss written y Buckl ghemshir
/ farmer to dis.lrg lshe1 scientific ssr,cuituris
IL WHOM he fct under obligation for In,r9dus.
j. : Variety OF sWins: "Resnoated Sir
| wtnt yesterday TO the fer a, A. | ftu,,
severe! pig ot your so,c!es. TGery y So ersa
Varl''y Vi De25'-; and l was e atty ns:onisiec
! at 900 seeing ycu there" We aust imugio,
Tbs 10 have been writ:n in 30 of haod rnsu
Der, aDd without uuch consideration: IS Also sn
other, by an il;iterate farmer, wighipg to ou;c,
- ne anlmals at su agricultural cxbb,!ic wn IN
&c f1tr ~ toiioas 10 tie cf!tsrY Of the sp-
c'ety Ebter ma also iur u iacksss | bave
90 doubt sh"teyer of gaining p:izl."
VeE9 slSht stretch Of lulagiua,inu is re-
qilrt0 10 deilct the aIaZeulrut Of thai lluuisi
'''c ola gfnleEnsn. OF \ botsnlogl iurn OF uiod,
~np l"qlirtd OF ;be gardAner In one Of iht
Enbi'c p'7c;s ct p omeu,de: "PraY. ny GOOD
!hsn' "in ynu iafofu tor Ii ths par.:gu;ae i Int
Hcl2rg 10 ;ha 'Arnl!pe' tsu,;ly p ,Yhcn h ,c
C w." lot r";y, NJ. sir i. dean; i hciouss
t. tac t0rpoEaG.o1 I'hi. 5auc iul0Efk An
was taiki'G very earnestly .5vGi her iavariic
-ueF 'rs, W9ou Que u Toe cJl:2sny icu1.r:d e
shc liked Lsnb.
N!f sn 'adigasTt toss OF .hG Y,cad, she sp,
"W2Fcd, 'ha, sha erred vrry jtle sb NJ what
sue Gtc. chlnD rao ~l.h Ow.ad %e." Dinhties.
ihe ns!ty "ho pot th" qa.s'!op ;clt uocc
Hu:Gs ny the aUsTer than tho uafi-h priaas
"a, wh1. observing 81 Irish sil sa play ru D
SuDdhy, accoFt+d hct with: Coed mcruipu.
dsushpr Of tie Evil o )" s7han sho meekIy
replied: 'd1od morblrg, ia!i /"
May an awuslGg Uistsko has been mad by
% 1pl2 sid OF Ena!iag. We urn tc!d that i
o:raln Dag Of EiT VS. cnca al diager. when,
lus' as :io clH'h sas rom wed, !hu gu:,i.o, o.
dt:c)ursa happened tt b; ih. rt cx.r.cilInarv
III rally among !a@ycrp. 1--WE hsvs los,,"
SAID Reatleman, DOT less thaa s3v,n amireus
oaFrlste7S ln AZ spany Dnnths" The Daev,
~ao "ss very dcst rosa jus: Ct the 0orcuiio:,
Of !t'=se remarks fcd ga2o the con.ary grace
n this aDd cv other mercy IN k; u. d..
Voutl2 thankful. Vi ano.l er ocaas; n, iDlElr
tary dlno9r 10 lre;eud, tho following VAS 90 the
f0ss; !ist Way iha mac VI 20 has lost ops as
10 Tho g0riCu service CT bis beloved u3uury
!cVer seq dlsir1sS with the other" Blu, The
oHlboo shes duy il waa to read the Cast &C.
clden.al'y cmm;;tud he important ggrd "di-s
tr*ss." waioh chaose6 coupescly the sepi.
'peut, aud oau'ed no cod OF murflrlru; by thc
tin der,
f.au!he- Instance may be quoted if onlv to
show now c.raiui peVrle should be il axu: egg
lGg lhenls ives on public occasous. church
ln South LJnton had besn er; Cod when & tia-
heF was Ri7en, st tue conclusion of wnich sre
Lcash Of The builder was proposed when ia
.stner eDi%m ,tlcal; replied thst no VAS uore
t!tea for me scaiod than for public spe.ki. q"
In the o;hGr hand, sOGie n:tak.s, n!tlou.b
81 using a'e not altogether omuiimtnl,rq
tsw, TOR l.,stsnce. would cnru tO ecdcrse a. cb-
scrvAll1 IN who fell from tho lips Of u gentle.
man after &: alag at the skeleton OF donkey,
ard sGmir!HS AZ %nnd ;ring Z. the sLractu o II
that -espisei e:imHl. "Ah" sid he .'wo sre
tesriuly and wonderfully made gqu. ly as
good Was Lhat OF the &: eGnEorn who nj y men
ag-rl5 was paFlclsfiy Interested II babuon
SeVersl :..!s1rs were prGsent. ono Of whom OK
pressed ihs opinion that Il was Of lower order
of tho human species. This so ne!ted the coun-
TRUMAN th's he imnedi.taly exclaimed
Poun, pooh he's no more humsa 50. cics lhan
W., De ~
Tae late Lord Lansjowne uaed to relste .hst
wien. after Turner the ,,irsr's death he Wagt
10 lac nrtists house on t2S2y lnnrblng In tbs
nope OF getting Il poep sL his reserved works the
OLD woman Ill cua;gs. looking up through iho
area raili:.g5 sook him !os the cats meg. anai.
I'D oaw,n2 up. tod MIN ho 'uscin't cune
"r-'0 ss r. o~t had died the day before -
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