Smyrna times., 1881-03-30

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Neal "st"t" is very cheap in New York.
h"y can't get people to car, it away even
Vhen paid to do it.
Connecticut will ohservq Good F,idav as
DAY OF fasting and prayer. W. H. Bar.
lum should take notice.
Thl- country is so big that any one can
gam reputation as weather prophet by
simply emitting to mention localities.
The Beers have accepted the Bri,,h cen.
htlon'' which were that the Beers >huuIl
consent TO let the Brltgh gp, out alive.
The Princess Of Wales has ordered that
ladies' coming to her receptions shall hc
not merely in full dress, hut fully dressed.
Texas boasts Of the finest oysters, the
'ivslle't c"ntiPedss and the greatest nun.
Der of unprovoked murders in the world
"Of tn" six hundred young ladies nj.
tending VaSsar no two can agree q. to
what they would do in case they saws
hear"
The British lion may growl, hut it makes
no difference; it will yet lie down with the
American hog and the latter will be on the
inside.
A cavalry officer dropped dead while
waltzing at ball in Cincinnati the other
day. Balls are often fatal, as any soldier
knows.
A dealer in Vermont has an order from
tho West for 100000 pounds Of maple
sugar and rise in the price OF glucose ia
feared.
When the crop of rich old aunts and
uncles gives out it is very difficult for the
average family to agree on name for ths
Last baby.
There are $4,000 surplus women in Mas
IschuSetts who must decide between Stay.
ing at home and teaching school or going
west and getting married.
John Fl. Starin of New York IS having
$4,000 monument built 'or himself. hs
knows the emily way ne can he remembered
ia to keep the people stsrin',
Munro, the "dims novel" publisher. Is
going to erect 100000 building in New
York. What lot Of hairIreAdth escapes
and dead Indians that 100000 represents
At last the people has come to its senses
and won't buy poor book simply hecnuSe
the author is great in ether fields Of lahor.
Beaconsseld's publisher is lssing money on
him.
The proper remedy for young lady who
i short Of stature is to get splicsd as soon
as pOssible.-N Y Mail # she marry in
too much haste the only effect will be 10
give her = long face.
The electric light will burn and tan and
: develop frsckles like the summer sun.
= How popular il will be with families who
1
+ rooms Of their houses.
: Fruit jars will be cheaper next summer
l. "A a reissue Of the patent on the Mason
E can has been refused. People who were
> too poor to invest last year will now admit
/. that "all things are ordered wisely"
James Gordon Benefits latest eccentric
. performance is that Of hiring Johann
2 Strauss aad his orchestra of eighty men to
9 play fer his special qualification at Pau for
Q. one uonth at cost Of nearly $4,000.
4 New York papers call everything outside
!. Of that noisy, illsneliine city of shop
:. keepers and stock gamblers ''the provin-
:, ees." Whore would New York be were it
!. not for the forty nine millions OF hone'h
!. industrious cultured people outside Of it.
The western socalists repudiate and de.
wounCs Citizen Schwab. They have dis
~. eovsrsd that Schwah with all his Protesta'
A ,;ons of love for the down trsdden, charges
n. ;u., as much fer bser rs any other salaon
~. k~ep~r, and it 10 net very good beer either
The city is full Of farmers boys who have
:. bseems wealthy, hut it's COED deal fuIle
= Of farmers boys who would take work at
:, dollar day if they could get it. But eVei
=. those who succeed are ever restless hk
hirds taken frons their native groves ant
confined in silded cage.
'on The socialist editors who thought the!
'ni could safely applaud the assassination o
ny the csar, in France, because France is re
Tic public, made a mistake. Half dozen o
no them have been fined and fsur Imprisoned
sS In this country, however, we have no laV
on TO prevent a man from making denke
N' Of himself
New York spent for amu'ements' thea
he tres. operas and shows shout $1,000 GOO Ias
pc, wear. and in the drinking places Dtarl
will $50 600. 600, the lated expenditure result
wO ins in the arrest of ls.lsi persons for in
lip tsxication, yet some of the New York mir
Of i.ters preach against thesters i've tim"
5s where they msntion the subject OF intem
persnes sncs.
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Dill. The little unpretenaine Christian Churc
.al an vermont avenue, Washington City. b"
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