Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-10-13
Various Matters.

The stealing Of plays has become %
common, and the litigation concerning the
thefts 80 vexatious, that the Illinois Thestre
Managers' Association has agreed TO allow the
production OF no copyrighted work IN their
houses by personr who cannot show absolute
authority from the authors.
The First Baptist Church, Of Macon,
Ga, undertook TO benefit its members tempo
rally by means of . cooperative society. the
members of which could buy goods at . re-
duced price while they lived, and be buried
free when they died. Deacon Jeremiah Pounds
was elected President, Secretary, Treasurer.
and general manager. Az soon - the fund
reached 81, 500 he stole II.
A pair Of steers sank In the muck Of
q Connecticut swamp, and yoke Of oxen were
set to pull them out by . chain around their
horns. One Was drawn TO firm footing. but
the horns of the other were pulled from his
head. The agent OF an anti-cruelty society is
prosecuting the man who made the attempt TO
save the steers, on the ground that the humane
action would have been to shoot them.
Ladies affected with weaknesses pc
culiar to their sex should bear In miud that
LEIs' DANDELIoN ToSIc taken persistently,
will effect permanent cure. IL contains the
phosphates, iron and other tonic and food
principles, the lack Of which sasres female
troubles. A hottie costs but 81 o., and ID
composed OF the Identical remedies . compe-
tent phys clan would prescribe tn such cases.
Fanny Glow found the ordinary d.
versions unsatisfactory, At Little Falls, N. T.,
and so she amused herself and grieved her
friends In pretended trance. A watch wss
set. and she was caught eating on the sly
Her next fun was obtained By hiding herself,
aud letting IL be supposed that she had drown.
ed herself. This time she Was detected In
sending her own death notice TO . newspa-
per.
Over 10000, 900 ID now lying In the
United States Treasury waiting for the hold
ers of past due and called bonds to ask for {.
or this amount about sl0, 600, 600 is for ma
tured bonds, on which interest ceased ct
various dates from Jauusrv /, 1887 TO July I,
on which interest will cease October 81, but
which, with interest to October 81. VIII be paid
now on presentation.
We would be pleased to know the
name of the man or woman who has never had
headache, and who WAS never subject to
constipation. As these are universal troubles,
little advice might not 60 smiss. Many
noted physicians assert that II 10 useless and
even hazardous to always be examining your
stomach with nausea ting purgative pills, as
they sicken and dehilitate. Use . mild
pur za'ive, one that will cool the stomach
and act upon the liver and bowels with ease
and effectiveness. Such Q remedy Is Bsiley's
SALINE APERIENT.
A scarcity of beans is reported at
Boston, owing to the immense demand for
canning purposes. "Bostoo BAkei Beans"in
cans are sold all over the country, and by the
aid OF liberal advertising aud active drum
ming the business Is constantly increasing.
The advance In hand-picK-d pea beans has
been, during tn. past few weeks, fuiiy
one dollar per barrel, AMI there are those
who look for still higher prices. Can
ners are selling freely, but have advanced
their prices and say thss further al
vance may be expected.
A maiden's blush is pure, delicate
and beautiful hue. indicating womanly mod
esty. Ill-heslth and ill-looks have caused
many ladies to resort to artificial means OF
imparting this delicate hue, but nothing
EQUALS the pleasing tints of stature. However,
there "a a means by which nature can be
brought TO your assistance, which VIII mantio
your cheeks with beautiful rose tints, aimoet
true TO nature, will brighten your dropping
eyes siren ztheu your feeble systcm, tmparttbg
flesh, rotundity aud symetry n your limbs, and
otherwise making you healthy, hearty Apd
happy. Use ESeLIsa FEMALE biTTEKs and
and accomplish all the above blessings.