Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1881-05-12
MERE IND THERE.

" He who enters here leaves soap be-
hind. .'-- Rome Sentinel. Il
Mr.. Frye has ordered his slirt-inakrr
to get mp II dozen new garments and paint
'cm red.-AeW York Express,
Enquirer asks 'IIow many pounds of
coal make q ton 70 That depends on the
weight Of the driver.-Liosioa iba. ..lp
The Bishop of London is credited with
saying that the chief non-conformist in
his diocese is the Dean of Westminster.
Smallpox is raging around among the
Indians in the neghborii0od of Virginia.
City. This is cheaper than gunpowder.
The natives object to railroad across
sahara. They fear II loss of prestige in
their trackless sert.-Boston Transcript.
Anna Dickinson says she clicked over
the traces" She couldn't have done il ii
she had stuck u iemQle attire.-Boston
Heraii. 49,.
The reporter to whom the city editor
said ''i0u go write up the new liberty
pole" said he'd be hanged il he'd do it,
Bosion i6St.
Dick Torlse was crazed by the honor OF
being elected Grand Master of Odd
Fellows at Navnsntn anl Lnl IA Ia, la, ;
In an osvh,,n
monmapt .orsistin,, of ,h,.,
n,,ro,,iJ, ar ,,rn,,it,, l., o., i,.'.,,o7..I ~
s1ot wh.ra Navtmii;an Nina'l',' va o''J '"I
Msiia war, nyanrt.,d ''''"'''" '"'
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About year ago young wife procured
a divorce at New Philadelphia, %. Now
she sues her former husband for breach
An Arab came to the riverside,
n, i, m ,.n,, "T,INuS ',, peaiig tr ~. a pneiisk
For lie had too good an
-H'sf'" Gtobe,
Il little Galveston boy, who Is very
observing, was asked by the teacher
what was the future of the verb to drink.
TO get drunk" was the correct response.
---GdteeSto" Aers.
Quack and dupe are uuprr side and
under side of the self-same substance.
Turn up your dune into the proper foster
ing element and he himself can become n
uuack,- IHo,nas (arlyIe.
Notbinp so iucra,sas op.,. r.v.ra,,a
for others as a rraot sorrow tn nna,s
salf # tancbas an, ti,a da,tt nj l,,,,',a,. "
nature. In L.nniness ~. ara, shaiI",r
and doom otbnrs - II,,rL.s Eo.,,a
n.,;. w. 49, 'D''''"'
be remains out n an nnr,.osonaII, how
IN thn uinlt ..b,yin,r fn,, ,,ith H., Lo,,s y,
,o.s IN q hntal onJ ra,'i,t.,,, I;', ,,a,';,,
s.Roscn. rnrl,linr, ~ wasi,;,,,..a,. =, 80
~,
lhere are mean men III this world. A
himslr ti,at ~, ~ a,'
anytIin', in Lis no'in9t NJ sG1i ~ e"t hn,
viii, Il is most a'asnaratine, I' D+s,sa
D,st '''' N'''' Pc "''''s '''''''
A Httl.. rin.-v.,r.o,a or +h;s ,,n,,.,.
who rads tha ,'o.Dr I'd '"ia in.,.' ,o"psS ..,,,
like grown-folks. astonisllsd Ier elders
the other day by reading ..'r.rribl,.
poN."
The other day while n Texas minister n,
tbn Christian J'hnrrL wos L1ntisina = rs.
pentant sinner. the reverend gentleman :
boots. l4tt ON shor, while he wodn1 into
into the stream. were carried off Lv -
thief.
G. philIps B.van estimates th,. Grand
total of goli produced durinr fin. histnri,.
NOES tn Ia. t3 az ogu 5pn ANIL tL.t nt
silver 81, s2G, 2j0, ,OGO, making the produce
of both the precious metals to lie worth
E6,3l3, ,343, 800.
Cru,l chauc. nlac.d t,v, fail. ~, ouo
kitten in n chi,,,,o littar and pl.,,, /,
catches sigLt of one nn rarb Si,i,. "f its.il
and tries To .aulur. Lnth II tIin. ,rn,,ui
lively enough to make 4 horse laugh
BpstpH Post.
Thomas Carlvl. said ot Walt \vlit,,u
that he was ..a man r,rnishcd fnr tha
HIGHEST of all rntnrnrisns--ti,ato Of b,in,
the poet of Ills noe i and Linrnln On er.t
SEEING tLc Camden nont soid ..yyail h.,
looks like man,
Saw. Girl do van l,no,v ,yI,y +h, folIo,,
you invaifle i,tn nrnro.in,, l.. m, =,
uriynte secretary It,s L.cousn La,s
a-,nln-yorl. win-sis w. feai avrnl d.
arnd.d when wa rn,d +bot ,,.r YBo,,,,
nJ
rL. cm,sinnntiou of o,,i,,,, l. ro,.;l,,,
increasing in San Francisco. There are
100 places where opium is sold, and each
one of them receives an income averaging
S7j a day from the traffic. The religious
and secular press are calling attention to
the matter.
A porrot hiddau il, a c,,o hohin1 = l,ov
.ont1inint cot,ir in, Tsrtrai rait,no,i
c,r tI,. nib.r dnv ,rn,+Iy fri,,l, ,ta,a5 -
Eo,',,.,,,., nun v,l,.n n MA a -. ,,,
ont. it's hot 1t was some time before
he could be convinced that the dend man
had not come to life.
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