The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-11-01
EXCHANGE so1NTIllATIoNs.

The difference between the late Adj
miral Farragut and q shoe peg: The
former was dashed to the mast and
the latter is mashed to the last
YGruelle.
What horrible place for bash
fal man must be the Principalship OF
the Female High School. He is all
alone among ten lady teachers and
over four hundred girls Post.
Daniel Mourning shot at barn
burner at Mexico, Mo-, aud the gun
exploded and knocked out his right eye.
There Is now more mourning than
ever in that family Richmond
Register.
Calvin Weaver, oil Knox county,
Tenn, certainly plies tho shuttle Of
marital duty industriously. His wife
land for the third time within five
years) has Just presented him with
triplets --[Grueile.
d
The Louisville Legion didn't go to
Yorktown because they hadn't nice,
new uniforms. Several legions went
to Yorktown hundred years ago who
didn't have any uniforms at ALL
lDittoe. 81
At the colored church Saturday
night, one of the "bredren" was 50
moved by the spirit thatin his prayer
he gave utterance to the following:
40, Lori, come right down through
de roof, and / will settle de carpenters
bill."-[Crittcnden Press,
The sitting waltz will be popular
among the young people this winter
Ladies' who don't know how this
waltz goes can receive instructions at
this oiiice-from our society man.
Lessons given at private residences,
if desired, without extra charge
Argus.
jobs declaration that "AIan who is
born OF woman is Of few days and fnll
Of trouble" must have been made III
allusion to the man who goes to shave
Sunday morning and finds that his
wife has been trimming her corns and
toenails with his Joseph Rogers razor.
Il Hartford Herald.
Our physician long since notified
us that the only proper place for
Young mans mustache was on q
lady's lip, and the young men Of this
country are rapidly coming to the
same conclusion, if we can judge from
the strenuous efforts made by many
in the cultivation Of hirsnte garb for
the upper lip Allison Holland.
One Of our pretty girls stuffed the
sleeve Of an old coat with straw and
placed it round her waist as she sat in
the hay window wrapped in the soft
June twilight. Itlooked all right and
natural from a distance, and broke
the neighbor girls all mp with envy,
but the satisfaction she derived from
the hug was about as thin as strained
moonshine. : Danville Tribune.
lie dropped in on us yesterday like
sunbeam on awinter morning. He
was shaking like a thresher in harvest
time, and had on a dyed duster inlieu
Of an oyercoat. He left the door
standing wide behind him, cast an
uneasy look about the premises, and
in a subdued voice whispered to our
ear, "The weather is stove-up!"
The doctor thinks he may srecover,
but pronounces his wounds very se-
.Jious.-I Flemingsburg Democrat.
.lrheY have "kissing spring" in
Atkah ,,,s, and when people drink
of its watsrs they experience desire
to kiss each other. We suppose it
was a wise dispensation of Providence
which placed that spring out there
We never heard Of any one here re-
curing a stimulant of that kind.
But ours is specially favored State;
and it is probably we'll for good oil
Saint Anthony that his temptation
did not occuri in Kentucky Argus.