Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-01-04

out IL Truly, A. n. lioWictt
President Salt Springs National Bank,
Syracuse. y. Y. Guaranteed by all Drug
gists.
Darn the stocking tina, catches no Christ
mas presents.
The PERUVIAN SYRUP has cured thou
sands who were suffering from dyspepsia,
debility, liver complaint. boils, humorS,
female complaints, etc. Pamphlets free to
sny address. Seth W. fowle < Sons,
Boston.
A wild bull can easily work himself into
"A scarlet fever
SAMUEL II. IRWIN. OF Ute Greek, Colfax
CO.. New Mexico, says The 'Only Lung
Pad" has done more for my wife than all
the gallons Of Cod Liver oil, French or
American. she has taken. or all the Doctors
Medicines she has used SEE ldr.
liza iairyman does not like son butter,
he must lump II.
ScRoruLA. A medicine that destroys the
germs Of Scrofula and has the power TO root
il out is appreciated by the afflicted. Tho
remarkable cures Of men, women and chill
dren as described by testimonials, prove
Hoods Sarsaparilla reliable medicine con-
tanning remedial agents which eradicate
Scrofula from the blood. 100 doses sl.Oo.
sold by all dealers. c. l. Hood Co. Lowell, MASS.
For a street cleaner that will do it, work
thoroughly, we suggest mad dog
4 MOTHER WRITES when children be
gin Ia cough at night. | give dose OF
Whites Elixir: one or two doses always
stops the cough, and the child sleeps well.
Nothing ! - wearing on small children
\, ince>sani coughing during the night, -
INV children always do, when they have
colds. ir by any means happen TO be with
on, White, Elixir. II might truly br
called the Elixir OF Life - all who are sub
irct Il coughs and colds
We hear III A grocer who calls his scales
ambush" be causv they lie In weight
Since birth nv baby had running sores
all over his head and the doctors said that
IA. must die Tor they could not heal them.
used everything ! ever heard OF. hut u
did 40 goOd tie got - bad that he wouh
M, nurse Nv husbands sister told me I"
trv sulphur Bittcr> - she had great faith
I'm them. / used a bottle aud the sorr>
commenced 10 heal Amer using two bot
tl,-, more. the sores all healed and con>id-
er nv baby saved Npther, Concord. M
The man who signs, How soon are We
forgotten has ouly Ia leave hotel with
out paving his bill 70 tnd how sadly mis-
taken h. =
Grun uF WRONG. Some people have
a fashion of confusing excellent remedies
with the large mass ~ patent medicines,
aud In this way they are guilty OF wrong
There are some advertised remedies iuly
worth all that Is asked for them, and one
at least we know of-HOp Bittets. The
writer has had occasion 10 use the Bltter>
in lust such q climate a. We have most Of
the year In Bay City, and has always found
them 10 be 1rst-Class and reliable. doing
all that i claimed for them Tribune.
What DO YOU eat those horrid mush-
rooms for, Matildy:" asked the dainty
Augustus Il don't see how YOU can bear
them. They're nothing but Auas,y fungus
anyway That's lust H. replied the
fair Matilda, balancing a biz of the libelcd
food OF the end % her fork. Il eat them
for fun Gus.
10 hfIl liiE bLhNfAf I btss - Ah' iaahN'-
pal end OF inventions and discoveries IN
medicine To this object probably no one
has contributed more >ignally than DIR.
David Kennedy, OF Rondout, y. Y. in the
production Of a medicine which has be-
come famous under the title OF the Favor
lie Remedy" II removes all Impurities Of
the Blood. regulates the di>orierrd Liver
AMI Kidneys cures Constipation. py>
.lT anil
peculiar to females SOLD by Your drug
a. >luO bOtlle.
Il isn't - tame a comet. after all. Pro-
fcssor Swift's last addition 10 hi> celestial
maus.erie has broken out OF it, cage,
Crawlcd under the canvas aud got away,
aud all the professor has 10 show for IL l.
a few feathers OF it, tail that were punched
Of hy a >ledsehammer thrown at u 10y the
hoy who runs the peanut stand.
Hints TO FARMERS. Don't let your
horses DE seen standing much 81 the tavern
door 1t don't look right. Don't be with
out Uel RI Il .iohAsoH's .lFaicG nd OF Lssi-
.,rHi near AZ hand t. apply in case OF acci-
dent. Keep good fences-especially line
fences IL promotes good feelings among
neighbOrS Keep Du'rHS EiiSir always in
the house, and use In cases Of Sudden
coughs. &C, a. safeguard against con
sumption and other dangerous diseases.
Buffers Mandrake Btters. taken according
To directions. saves large expense IN doc
tors bills.
What do YOU mean, playing marbles on
the sabbath. you young rascal:" exclaimed
a father. "Oh, this il sacred game of
marbles. pa" That boy remembered that
the old rascal" attended a sacred con
cert" the previous Sunday whercat the
''Fatinitza March" and the Turkish
Patrol" were the sacredeSt hymns.
A HATEFUL BROOD are the offspring Of
Liver complaint; more than this, the
troublesome progeny multiply one another.
Constipation, piles. bilious diarrhpa,
leucOrrhea. debility of the feminine con-
stitntion, proceed indirectly from this pro-
life source. Dyspepsia is almost invaria-
bly associated with il, and that disorder
is indicated by fiatulency, waterbrash, and
numberleSS other perpleXing symptoms.
For these complaints and their cause DR..
Gr0SceHOr'S Lirsr-Aid is 4 proven remedy.
IL haz fh.. test nf M b.s. Ci