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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03
6. Q. DUNRRRyS
FLUID
NJ AG 4 Z ST A.

Superior tC any English or American. A d.
PLOMA was awarded 10 this Msgnesia. by the
American Institute in 1852.
This very rsefnl and elegant preparation is used
as aperient sntie-actd in dyspepsia compla inti
attended with accidity with very ssest beSest, Il
dissolved, and therefore not being liable accu-
Dulate In the bowels II Is decideoIy superior &c
Carbonate OF Soda or Potash, on account OF Its Rp
orient quality.
This solution OF Magneeia is found particularly
beneficial pleasing sedative and aperient in al
Of irritation ae!dtty Of the stomachfeb lie
complaints infantilet disorders, or seq sickness.
An ounce two OF this solution speedily re-
moves heartburn, acrid eructations ana eonrness-
or irregular digestion.
The Solution is Of itself an aperent but It's la1a-
tive propert be much Augmented by taking
with il or directly after ii, little lemon juice
mixed with sugar and water, or even with cream
of tartar, in this manner q very agreeable efer-
vescent draugh he safely taken at any time
during fever or thirst
The antisceptic qualities OF this solution, owing
to tie presence of SO much carbonlc acid, have
been found very valuable in putrid and other fe-
IA lotion for the mouth, it sweetens the
breath, aad tle EEgnesta cleans the teeth from
tartar.
The solution is almost invariably succeeded in
removing fits, spasms and headache to which deli
cate persons are subject from acids and crudiies OF
the stomach and howeis.
The attention of the public is particularly direct
ed to the following certificates Of physicisus and
New HAVEN, Feb. %, IS 9.
S. Q. DUNBAR, ESq-, Dear Sir; most cheerfully
accord my testimony in favor Of your "Fluio
Magnesia.' ] have meyer found anything so plea
SAINT and eHeCtual Tor Correcting Hcdty OF the $40
mach and curing headache arising therefrom.
1t is resortcd TO by several members of my family
whenever suffering ne above. and always with great
satisfaction and instantaneous relief
Your truly. JOHN A. BLAKE.
The subscriber having used the above article in
his family for some years is happy to endorse the
estimony OF Mr.. Blake In his favor
Hartford, Conn. REV. JOHN CIRCUIT.
PROVIDENCE, NOV. d, 1546.
MIR S. o. DUNBAR,-Dear Sir; am happy TO
hear that your preparation OF fluid Magncsia 10
coming into general use. While II is more econo-
micaf tnan osher prepafation5 81 Fluid Magnesla,
have found it vastly nfore efacien', a.d not only
an antiseptic and antiacid upon the stomach, but
a very considerable tonic. II is beautiful mcdi-
cine for the bowel arrangement which so often az
dcts young children aud for females of debilita-
ted and sour stomach particpl rig these encientic
It is invan able. Being scientific preparation and
open to the profession, it needs only an acouant-
arce to become with them favorite medicine
WIN. GRosvENoR, M D
g. O. DUEBAR-DearS Sir; 1 have been sometime
II the habit of prescribing the Fluid Macnesia pre-
Jared by You and prefer it to the English prepar-
lton OF acconnt of its cheapness and It's superior
axative qusiiJee.,
Respectfully yours, &c. II. 8 PsggE L. D.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03

Did you ever know any person to be Ill
without inaction of the Stomach. Liver
or kidneys. or did you ever know one who
was we'll when either was obstructed OF
inactive; and did you ever know or hear
of any case of the kind that Hop Bitters
would not cure. Ask your neiehbor this
same question: Times
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03
MEDICAL.
Public n Office.

JOHN HANNAS, being a Blacksmith by
A9 trade, had often felt the want OF some means
whereby could soften iron at the forge, go that
could work it at a better advantage. This induced
nae to make many experiments with different sub
stances which offered the best prospect of success
the wonderful effects of Electro Silicon on the
Human System.
had defect In three OF my fingers, which were
bent or shnt up in my hand in such manner, by
the CONSTRUCTION OF THE CORDS, that they were
very troublesome to me in my daily avocation.
could not handle my tools as I wished, and often
thought would have my fingers cut off to get
them out OF the way, have used everything that
offered any hope of relief, but all to effect.
Well, say was working with Electro Silicon at
ing in contact with my hands.
took no notice of the effect 1t had produced.
IN til one day, wishing to use heavy hammer, |
grasped with my crooked hand, and much to my
surprise found my crooked fingers etraighteD
out and had much use of them as ever
hands to my wife and family and general re-
ioicing was the result. 3
had neighbor living about a mile from my
shop who had a lame knee, causcd by the cords
being contracted by rheumatism. l sent him
bottle of Electro Silicon Liniment and told him to
three months he was able to throw aside his cane
and walk to my shop apparently as well as ever.
1t had worked just as it did in my case producing
perfect cure. gave 1t to others of my neigh bora
and friends, for miles around. who were suffering
from SWelled Limbs, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, STIFF
any trouble. Finding that the Electro Silicon Lin
iment would penetrate the skin of man further
than any other substance, 1t occurred to me that
II must be good for the horse and 1t has proved
Itself one OF the very best applications in all ex-
ternal diseases occurring to the noble animal,
"a nv a
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03
3Brain & N erveI

Nervous Prostitution, Brain Weakness, Sexual
Debility, Loss of Manhood, Weakness, Discharges,
General Of Special Debility resulting from eary
youthful Ia ssnreGio1s, e-ccsses vices irregular
tiles Gotten continued to msze latre years1 cured
by s'Wel-s' Health Remover" greatest reSaedy on
earth for Impotence, Premature Decline, SperIna-
torrhea and all forms of debility. 81: six bottles
IS, at Druggists. Advice free Depot, IS Barclay
ST., New York, and for Rock Island at Bengston's
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03

Printing, Binding and Blank-gook work
6pecialties at THE ARGUS OFFICE. No
pains will be spared to please customers
Satisfaction euara1f4a6 tf
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03

Through the psrfdy OF four low tax
Democrats the state officers OF Tennessee
are Republicans, --s-- 81
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03
DIR. McAFFEE,

A REGULAR Graduate OF British and American
~ institutes. rs years practice, the last years
In Davenport Treats all diseases Of the Kidneys
Liver Lungs, Heart, Throat and Nervous system
Errors OF youth and abuses of Manhood radically
cured even after others have failed 500 forfeit
Tor any case OF Seminal Weakness Nervous Debil.
tty, or Private Disease he undertakes and fails 10
cure. Ladies will find the most scientific treat
ment for all diseases peculiar to their sex ECo
eultauon Free Send for Circular, Lock box $50.
Once Sl7 Perry st., Davenport, Iowa.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03


and women are admired Ladies and gents
lacking flesh, Fivacty electric power, vital, brain
nerve force; nien injured by mental strain, ply
steal excuses, abuse, etc aged persons to retain
former v.go-; all suffering from nervous prostra-
ton, shou Id use 'Ne4Is' fsEith Remover. remark
able in preserving touthfuir con ditEon. Greatest
remedy earth for impotence, leaDnees,f sezual
debility, premature decline, etc 81 al Druggists
Depot. IS Barclay street, New York, and for Rock
Island Mt Bengstoh's.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03

The Democrats Of the House will insist
on the passage of the Morgan joint rule
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03
no =. Z.

igRuES' BEARD AHR MevSTAeHE EIIXIR forces heavy
Meastnehe beard smOethes1 t@a@
/&&&A frsm no 20 20 days. Postpaid By nail, 81.
ESKS RALH MAD flIKIn forces heavy FrGwth 81
L~E( hair Rem 80 70 % aays Postpaid BY mall @.
~ Harmless 70 ektn scalp; eASiiy applied
C esr'ain. AAdrcss. 4. OLfs Gss sss5;, al
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03
CURE YOURSELF +!

DR. Bohannsns eeeetaAIe cueeffrs" isurr1nA 70 rer-
manentiy cure al forms Of kperHsatorThoa sslaas
Weakness, GenexAi Debility, LmpotensY, end reEare5
sLOst FoSar," and hrHgs back the @tcstAfI NisT &
those who have Destroyed By sxal ezssee 81 esz go
fees IN from two cssx weeks tnae. This rVah4y 1a
hns been used by Dr. BokAn1aa fn his pstya1s pTees
thirty years. known fIl 6mRfNE opss
the WORT eAsks. IL gives vitality AM LnpaTis eay
with wonderful effect 20 these 4dde-agSd who Aga
weakness beyond their years LIS tnygOEatag Prcp1tS
felt at Young eu1e1ipg fnna te cIase-
Qucnees Of that droadfAly deseTuciys hAbk 81 ssAbs
can use ts medicine with the ASSURANCE OF speedy aad
PERMANENT enrs The patnt pai4s strepgth and eiasg
teiy Of spirits at ONCE az y as.s dirsoay ~ pals s
ed soothing and healing tonic and ano6ybs eks
Taxed seminal vesicss and Trttated docs inparsng
and tone and restoring them their
IL the barefh habit haA been tnduiGed in Ha
Ingredients simple produ eons Of nasars6aE Too,
herbs etc. and specific for the above diseases.
nsrrcs, Five Dollars, sent VITA full eeetions &c 70
address For sale only at DR.. O. A. Bohannnae oe
No GIL North Firth street 6Syeen Washingop avanus a
Green street, ST. Louis, No Established In l5sI.
E3-Dy. b. ~Treedse SpSeia Dlsaasoss Wheh efvua
clear den<agieE 81 me lsszRs u
cure, of GTPuIf1S- BIENNIAL HEAkEEHS, BTs Gk1
FIEE 20 any addrsse upon rsoolpf Of one Stalnpl y
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03

There are indications of trouble in Ire
land.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03
zooE ISLAND b pToziA RAILWAY.


SHORTEST ROUTE Tc. THE EAST AND SOUTH.
LEAVE ARRIVE.
100 q m WAY Freight.
$50 - Fast Express. i2:45 Mail and Express
1:45 D u Mail and Exp's. $50 = Fast Express.
$50 ~ F'ht & Accom'n
The 80 . N train makes close connection 81
aalvA with G f. @ for points west: arriving Mt
9alesburg st a5.p N at Burlington 6 40 m; at
Keokuk 1928 In; and 81 Quincy 1905 m, also
ma king close connection at Poor with B b "
and T P & W roads for all points east and south.
aosE ISLAND q MERCER CO., Z. Z.
Gsave Rock Tsiand st 600 8. m, and 400 . m.
Arriving at Gable ST II 30 m. and 6:15 p m.
Leave Cable at $50 q IA, and $50 p n
Ar. st Rock Island at Sis e.. and S:i5p m.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03

~ A SULsE THING
1t never fails Cure yoursef for 81 Prof. Cha
pine Bucbu paiba-a quick, complete cure for al
Urinary, Kidney, Bladder Genital Diseases,
male or female. 81 at Druggists. Advice free.
Depot So Barclay ST., New York, and for Rock ISL
and at Bengston's
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-03
Eotels.
NEWHkLL HOUSE

MILWAUKEE .---'--''.-'. -'.--.'--..-W WIS
J.F. ANTISDEL Proprietor.
The present proprieters Of this Elegant Hote
have SPARED neither money or pains in furnishing
and improving the house: and with the improved
Otis Elevator recently put In 1t cannot be exceled
for conyenence and comfort to the travelling public
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30
A POSITIVE CHRISTIAN.

A gentleman in the west of England,
who kept frst-class boarding school,
became so imbued with the obligations of
primitive Christianity, C which he conceived
to consist, not in any accommodation
of their principles, but in following out
to the letter the precepts delivered in the
New Testament, that he had been known
among other things, to take off his coat
on the highway to clothe the naked and
never under any circumstances whatever
did he turn deaf ear to the appeal OF
the needy, if it lay in his power to salts
fly their wants. In the opinion of his
neighbors and friends, all this led him in
to various extraordinary alterations of
personal behavior but nevertheless he
is gentleman and scholar, beloved and
respected by all, and against whom, save
for his "peculiarities," not word could
be said.
It's, however, in regard to the conduct
of his school that we find the illustration
of gentleness versus force. Following out
the strict sequence Of his ideas, he came
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

The Caspian Sea would stretch from
New York to St. Augustine, and is as
wide as from New York to Rochester.
Great Britain is about two-thirds the
size of Hindostan, one-twelfth Of China,
and one twenty fifth of the United States.
The entire population of the world
could be provided for in the United States,
allowing each person one. .and-a-half acres
Of land.
The following bodies of water are about
the same size: The German Ocean, yell
low Sea, Black Sea. Hudson Bay is
rather larger. The Baltic Sea, Adriatic
Sea, Persian Gulf and Egean Sea, half
as large, and somewhat larger than Lake
Superior.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

to the conclusion that not only "bearinq
one another's burdens" bat suffering for
others-the innocent for the guilty-was
the great Christian law. This took pc
culiar form in the discipline of his school.
The usual delinquencies arose, and the US
ual punishments seemed demanded. To
pass these by was not his idea at all, but
TO mark them with all the demerit they
deserved, and to mete out the due pun
ishment to each offence. But, in pursu-
ance of his belief, these punishments were
not allowed to fall upon the offenders.
He himself undertook every task imposed
and endured every punishment ordered
throughout all the various grades OF dis
cipline needed in the school The most
peculiar and forcible manner in which
this took effect was in regard to corporal
punishment, which became occasionally
necessary, to mark the greater heinous-
ness Of some offence. This also he un-
dcrwent, by insisting that the offender,
or the boys generally, instead of being
punished by him, should inhict the pun
ishment on him. Strange results might
have been expected from such strange
modes of procedure but the singular cf-
feet was, that it became the one anxious
concern Of the boys neither by any act Of
commission nor of omission TO place them
selves in such position that punish
ment merited by themselves should have
to fall on their beloved preceptor-for this
he had become to them in the highest
sense. So far from such a course pro.
ducing vitiated set Of pupils. the school
acquired weil-deserved renown for the
moral style of the boys, and for their ex
cellent attainments-so much so that it
was rather sought after by the distin-
guished and wealthy; and many man,
not unknown to fame, would own that
he owed much to the good foundation
laid for him in heart and mind at the
school thus referred to.-ChaD,Lers jour
nal
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30
URBACH'S DEBTOR.
HE HEARS PROM AS HONEST MAN N EIAZIL AND
ACTS ACCORDiSGLI.

Mr.. William Urbach, gaunt German
resembling a Maine lumberman, keeps a
restaurant at 80 Beaver street, New York.
He is patronized by custom-Eouse officials
and cotton and stock brokers. His stock
in trade is good beer, salty pretzels, an
urbane manner, and unique and enter
tanning conversational powers. He never,
however. allows his own interests to be
overshadowed by the interests Of his
friends. Not long ago, as he was drlv-
ing spigo. into kcs Of fresh beer,
postman handed him letter. Il bore a
Brazilian post-mark. Mr.. Urbach took
Dom Pedro's likeness for the portrait of
the Emperor Wilhelm. He stopped ham
mering at the spigot, and tore open the
envelope, fancying that he was abou, to
hear news from home. Here is the let
ter:
NATAL, RIO GRAsDR DEL NoRrE. BRAZIL
August H. ,
Friend William Il am prosperiug in the
Brazilian Empire. When | LEFT New York
Il
beer and similar necessaries OF life. Please
use the enclosed in settlement of the bill.
Ask Mike Burns and other friends TO join
you in three or four rounds OF drinks, and
give all the boys one of your best cigars at
my expense.
You will greatly oblIge me by depositins
the balance of the enclosure 10 my credit
with August Belmont. Yours Truly,
ORANGE STEVENS.
The enclosure was a bank note, gor-
ceous in colors of gold and indigo, bear
ing an inscription in which these figures
were prominent:
500 REFS.
"Dot Shtefens, he vas always crate
fellow" said Mr. Urbach, as he smoothed
the bill out on the counter. "Oh, but be
done someding always shust like shen-
tlemans. He vas look like Napoleon as
much so Parnum he enkaged him nit his
elephants and oder dinks in his show. My
kracious, vot pig pill. Dot Shtefens he
is maxim owit nit pile of money Veil,
poys, Shtefens he treats all hants. Not
is it,"
A dollars worth Of beer and wine was
distributed, and Stevens's health was
drunk amid great enthusiasm. Mr.. Ur-
bach read the letter second time, and
again caressed the bank note.
"vell, poys,' he said, "dot Shtefens
he treats akain all hants. Vot vas it =
A second and third dollars worth of
refreshments were distributed. Mr.. Ur-
bach then passed around cigars valued at
two dollars. and sent one Of his boys over
to August Belmon. with the note for 500
reis.
"You told the pank to geef you seek
dollar, und takit the pellance as deposit
for Shtefens in Natal" he said. "Now,
look out for yourself es you don't lose the
pill nit de teeves.'
Away flew the boy. He returned in
ten minutes with the note in his hand.
"Vot's the matter NIT the pill: = Mr..
Urbach inquired. Ivy you don't got the
change:' or
"The cashier says that five hundred
reis is only forty cents" the boy replied.
He says that there are more than a
thousand reis in dollar"
"Urbach grasped the note, and scru.
tinized it long and closely. "Velr' he
gasped, "dot's kreat show pill for forty
cents. Dot Shtefens he vas always dam
schoun trel."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30
THE GREAT
BTRIINGTON ROUTE.

No other line runs Three Through na5
sCnscr Trains Daily between Chicago, L..
NoincSt Council BiuG-. Omaha. Lincoln. -
Joseph. Atchiso1, Topeka ert Kansas Cl;v
Direct CONNECTIONS tur all points ~ k.u,ls
Nebraska, Colorado. WNDrI!ur. NDrt1ua. Ne
ysdl. Ncw Mexico. Arizona. IGaEo. Urcgos arl
California
Tho SHORTEST. SpccJicst and Most Con fo-'a
Die Route Ma H3DnIhi 70 fugt scott Dyui>a%
Dallas Houston. Austin san Autn.ic. Galyc.
Ton ana ali points IN Texas
The GucgultDd Inducements CNcrCG ~ -.
Line L. Travellers ard Tourists. or. Is follow
The celebrated Pullman lG-wh,cg Tsla,
SlCCpicg Cars run Culy Cu this Line. C.. T. i,
@ Palace brawjng-Room Cars. with Horton
in Reclining Chairs. Tho famous G.. = y {
Palace nilgng Cars. Gorgeous Sut,klug ear
lifted with Elegant ll.-h-lh'.nd Rattan r.
NolViug chairs i.r the * -lusiNc U.e Of i.g,..
Glass passenger
Steel Track aud Superior T0&i-;ncu'. crI-
biped with their Great IhronSa tar Arr,isgt
mont makes this. aS' sc All others, TIE CAV nit
Route To the South, Southwest, and The 20
West
Try IL. AMI you will find trcvUl.r,- = lc1ur,
instead Of discomfort.
Through Tickets via 'his Celebrated Iin
for sale az ail of,loes In the United state aua
Canada
All information about Rates q Fa-c. S.ccp-
ing Gar Accommodations. Time Iablcs, SC.
any address an elegant Co1Hip Mip Ut United
State, ig colgrS. ~ applying 20
J. Q. \. BEAN. Gems k-istc~r tsr-'.
- Mash.i.stOu st. l:'st0u. Mass.
and 81 broadway, New ork.
PERCEyAL LOWELL, Gen. Pass. Agent,
+ J. POTTER. Gen. Manager. Chic1gn.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

To ACCOMMODATE THE PUBLIC The pro-
prietors ofthat imm .nsely popular remedy
Kidney-Wort in recognition of the claims
of the public which has SO literally pat
ronzed them, have prepared liquid pre-
paration of that remedy for the special
accommodation of those who from any rea-
son dislike TO prepare it for themselves.
1t Is very concentrated and, as the dose IL
small, il is more easily taken by many.
1t has the same eiiectual action in all dis
eases of the kidneys liver or bowels
Home and Farm.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30
Mrs. Cole Of Windham, N. IT,, declares
that her life was saved by Hoods Sarsapa.
rilla. She had 81 terrible Scrofulous sores.

An Old gentleman, when asked after his
health, replied "iam getting quite feebic,
and exercise OF any kind is almost toe
much for me; last year | could walk
entirely round the square, but now cas
walk only half way round and back
again"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

Among the few popular Remedies which
have successfully withstood the test OF
discerning public, especially sensitive in
matters OF such vital importance as those
which concern their daily health, Ponds
Extract ranks pre-emnent. For over
hirty.ice gears this well known vegetable
Remedy, endorsed with the approval of
the medical profession has been in general
use amongst the people with steadily in-
creasing favor. Its name has indeed be-
come q household word. Beware of coun-
terfeIts. Insist on having the genuine
article
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

An oh angler says that Il fish does MT
suffer much PUN from being hooked. Bu,
let him tell the yarn % the man who felt
in his pocket for his knife and found H.
had left seven fiShhooks in there, IL he
wants TO be called an unprincipled old
slanderer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

HAVE WIsrug's BALsAN OF WILD CHER.
IY always ut hand. Itcures coughs, colds,
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, inhu-
enza consumption, and all throat and
lung complaints. 80 cts. AMI 81 bottle.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

The Ne1- Orleans PicdgHRe says the rca-
son that some OF the men of that city do
not liCt their hats % ladies' Is that they
have deformcd heads and do not wish 10
display them. That's right P'cdyHaiS',
teach the men politenesS If they have it
not.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

The great talk about blyonets at the
polls has nothing 10 do with the enormous
sale of AdlniSoR'S Botanic BalSGm, tin
great Remedy for curing Coughs. Colds,
aud all lung troubles. New size l0cts.
Larger size 81, aud - c,s.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

Guiteau is reported as having been on
the steamer Naragansett on the night az
the disaster. Oar boastcd steamboat ac-
cidents are failures indeed, aud other
countries ought not 10 look up 20 Us
on account OF them.-L3treH Citizen.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

THAT HUSBAND OF MINE is three times
the man he was before he began using
Wells Health Renewer. s Druggists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

The Danbury NelcS tells Of cat be-
ing chloroformed to death, buried in the
garden, and rosebud planted over its re-
mains. "The cat appeared at the door to
be let in, and had the rosebush under its
arm. We wouldn't lie that way for two
dollars day. We should have told q
more plausible story, and made the rose
bush appear at the door, scratching TO get
In, with the cat under its arm.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

HANDSOME VERSUS UoMELY.-Who i
that fine looking lady that we just passed.
Clara? "Why that Is Mrs. Snow" "Well
there, what change; When saw her last,
her skin was so sallow and muddy looking,
its no wonder didn't know her. What has
produced that lovely complexlon?" 81
heard she took Sulphur Bitters, the great
Blood Purifier, and now would not be
without them"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

Not a bad joke was made AZ Ascot re-
specting lady whose dress was profusHy
decorated with the herildlc emblcmS Of ~
husbands family. "Why," said some one,
"shoulG a wife not be In the arms OF her
husbandY-LOnd0H Truth.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

"will the coming man ily!" is the con-
ondrum that the Somsrrdle Journal man
is wrestling with, aud thinks 1t will de-
pend upon the nature Of his plnions. We
think It will depend more upon whether
the coming woman has the poker.-Marl-
LoroU0b Times