, 1881-11-06
Sheldon street and Carroll avenue you can
secure for your horse perfect attention and
the hest of feed. - .

! Sheldon street and Carroll avenue YOU can
fee1re re: tor youT horse perfect attention and
| There is imminent danger of a wedding in
this town. The OTHER day the young minis
ler accused 2 fair hcathen Of attending, an
other church. You have been running
after strange gdds,''. he said. Nay" said
been running after me-"
Ladies who wish for superior qualities of
millinery should examine Halls, 10l State.
two doors south of Washington street.
Row lie oh! saiti Juliet. as she went
boating with her. lover.-Lo1vcll. Courier.
Julie wet! said Romeo, as lie ''cu,ght i.
lap.
VIII give away this week, French chrome
cards. j. II. Birmingham, lis Dearborn st.
A nllllatto woman, aged Isl years, has Just
died in Brazil: This was the first time she
ever did such q thing. boston Transcript.
what size could"
To get your Scribncr's or any other maga-::
zines bound go to Mcdonnell Bros, 113 Dear
born.
The gentleman who came to this office to
talk on the necessity Of reform, aud absent
mlndedly carried off Il black silk umbrella in
mistake for blne-Eingam one, will please
call and correct the error.
Tie world appreciates the pure and deli
cl0us Opera-Puff Cigarettes. Call for tllenl.
When Aimee was; travelling in the West,
her sleeper WIS next to the car lit which
there was 4 tame bear. The doors of both
cars being open, the animal during the night
wandered into the sleeper, and. being at
tractet hy the cozilless Of the place, cr;lwief
into Alnlte's BERTH. Awakening, she felt the
siiag:y tiatr, and quietly said:,."1 am noting
surprised at ~ GOODNESS of Ze Western mans;
M put should think you would take of at
least your ulstair.''
Cooper, tho halter, 134 Clark-st., has the
best stock Of gents hats in the city, at prices
to suit everybody.
A New York man recently sold his wife to
I! 1,ciEhbor for ST.. Sul.le men seem to take
delight III swindling their neighbors.-Os-
eccgo Times. And how some neighbors do
delight in being swi1ldled.
. ''Oh, how cold! wish had ordered my
oyercoat'' Go ut once to Turner, tailor, IS
MaGlson-st.
4 boot and shoe shop hangs out the sign:
"Cast-iron lasts.'' We all know it does, but |
we don't want any boots made Of it-at least
not far the other fellow.
There are more students at Il. B. Bryant's |
Chicago Business College titan before for |
many years.
The Co,tricr-Jo,t77,nt says that zone of
the most prcssing neetls of Louisville is a
zoOlog1cal garden stocked with animals that |
eat cats" What we need in Chicago IS a !
geological garden to put tic snakes in that |
sA41 wv . '~NsA74SAA443 AtiN III lIlC4A uO1kos
Labor without capital is ~ failure. The |
hhoeinakers' Union, 25a State,st., being in |
manufacture To pay leather bills.
Prof. King discovered that easterly cur
rent. and it blew him directly west. Some !
good old ladies think it was the yeasterly /
current that made his balloon rise.
The. opinion Of the press botl, East and
West is, tint We Won ArItlens" is one Of
tile most captivating stories Of the day.
4 German complaining of the overs!ladow-
ing influence Of militarisln: See the effect
OIL our children; il we have handsome, we'll
made boys they join the military: if girls.
the military join tte,n.''
Ladies' felt hats were never 50 cheap be-
fore Note the prices in Halls window, 2o3
West Madison street.
Rochester street-cars are to be driven by
air. They compress the air.
by .j;lmmng the car full Of passen-
gers. That is Il common practice in Chicago,
but 1t usually brings the cars to astandstill. .-.
The Boston Times tells Of Il man who for
got he WAS gt,lnG to be married. We have
known of several fellows forgetting they
were marrled.-Bost0,e Post.