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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-08-17
ECOS De MADRID.
2S de Julio de 1881.
-SQae tiene v, amigo?

-SQ1e tiene ", amigo?
Que he de tener.. acabo de re-
cibir un ofcio que me ha dejado frio
d Y por ESQ SO queja W
va 10 creo, como que me anuucia
mi cesantia.
-Debia V. dar las gracias al minis
tro, porque, al dejarle frio, le proper.
ciona 10 mas precise en- estos tiempos
La otrs tarde OF ell dialogo anteri ,
10 transcribo porque retrsta la situacion
Hay personals que, on esta epoca sene.
galiana que atravessmos, aceptarian
gustosas las noticias mas tristes con tai
de que las dejasen heladas.
Pero nsds, no SO halls una notioia
fesca nj por un ojo de la cara. Todas
las que nos comunicAn aumentan el Ca
lor de la temperature con el que desa-
rrollan en- los temperamentos.
No SO puede vivir.
-Ha llegado la gran liquidaci6n.
Van 4 acabarse hasta los electo.
res.
Las elecciones 81 que van q ser
acaloradas.
-Dsbian mandar que Sc hiciese de
noche la votaci0n.
Il Con luz artificial? Sc apsgaria q
menudo.
En- ell Escorisl 40 asan los pajaros.
-Pues ell Is Granja, seg1n escribep,
no Sc puede salir de casa mas que de
noche.
En- los puertos de mar, sslen los
peces fuera del aqua, porqne SO Green
al estar dentro que los cuecen vivos.
En- ninguna parte Sc puede respi-
rar.
va resultar verdad 10 del fin del
mundo.
La estrella del rabo es la causa de
todo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-08-17


da1 es que 81 no faera por ESQ, hablaria
tan POGO
A pesar de las formales iDteuciones
que tenian muchos ooliticos de quedar-
SO en Ma1rid, ag1nos han mudaio de
opinion. Esto no ha sorprendido.
d. la aristocracis no hay que habIsr:
apanss que1an an la capita! mas titulos
que los de la D9uda.
Ii E.tloi6n lei Norte recibe por las
tardas de Il 5 ! 10 mas distingudo que
qnala y Va despair q 10 mas distin-
guido que se maycha.
Los coch9ros tienen que OR respecto
da estas despedidas.
-T.ntas zslamerias tantus adioses,
decis uno, toiu para volve;se YER
drentu de tres 4 cuatru dias. -. en-
trsie de bsnu
Los pobres al bajar ( la Estaoi6n al
volvar Madrid SO tonan dos refrescos
de sol no es extrano que Sc desaho.
guen.
TAmbien SO han ido, sin duda q ve-
ranear, los duanos lie una Bolleria es.
tablecida on una calls centrIca psro
sin despedirse de nadie como dioien.
do: shi queds ESQ.
ESQ, era una collection de deudas. Su
frga es I'm mo1o como OTTO cualquiera
de ssldarlas.-Lo malo es que, como Ia
tienda ha esta1o cerrads ocho dias, has
ia los bollos que han encontrado los
acreedores, estaban duros.
-IPero hombre, V. es de hero
d Por que 10 dice w
- So esta Y. hasta las doce de la no.
che en- ell Retro; pssea '. por las ca.
lies hasta el amanecer disfrutando del
fresco, de pues Sc va V. al Parque de
Madrid a tomar chocolate, entra V. &
las nueve On el Ministerio. .. 4 Culndo
duerme V. hombre
-Pues d. d. an la o6cina, de nueve y
media tres.
Sigue la guerra de las aillas en- los
jardines del Retro. Hay pocas pero
algunos las monopolizan. Una para
sentarse, otra para apoysr oil brazo, una
para cada pierna, otra para ell sombre-
TO y otra para offecerls q alguna DANA
para pasar er case de apuro por IN
hombre galante.
A uno de estos sibaritas, le cost6 la
otra noche la silleria que tenia en- torno
suyo una lluvia de bsstonazos. Aun-
que On honor de la vardad mostr6 tam.
bi6n que no era manco. Habo, pu4s, ell
correspondents escandalito, y algunas
senoritas SO desmayaron . /. para estar
mas interesantes.
Ell doctor Garrido no SO contenta con
curar a los enfermos i. i. .cuando puede.
S1 farmacia le psrece POGO aspira 4
estar ratos en- ell Congreso de los di-
putados para ofrecer desde alli su pa.
nacea q los males de la patria.
Con este motive hs di:igido I'm ma
ni6esto
ID Al cuerpo electoral?
Sin duda, pero al cuerpo en 50 par.
to dolorida. Ha cursdo a muchos per.
sonalmente por oartas, ha demostra.
do que conoce no solo el cuerpo sino el
corszon humane. es de su epocs, su.
pone, acsso con raz6n, que unos por
gratitud. otros por esperanzs, y otros.
los mas, por broms. le favor eceran con
sus sufragios y pusde suceder que lie.
gue q diputado por scumulaci6n.
Todas las celehridades, serias bu.
fas, tiensn enemigos. Uno que 10 es &
la vez 1el doctor = del sistema parla-
mentario. decia aver en- IN grupo de
amigos
d No aseguran siempre los peri6di-
COS de oposicion, que los ministeriales
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Capt. A. Oscar Jones, commanding
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nesday afternoon. He will be buried
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Mr.. W. J. Webbe, of the Eclectic
Club, has purchased the somewhat
notorious Clay property on Spring
street
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Rev. T. McCants Stewart denies the
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corning him.
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There is a great arousal going on every
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are awakened, and the despots already
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The House of Assembly, the Catholic Clergy
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Exposition of the Aims and Purposes of the
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WATCnNAKERa and Jeweler. Watches Solc
 w at the Lowest Prices. Special Attention paid to Repairing. Camps Block, Canaan. yS.
The Worthington advance., 1881-05-12
Spilker'0 T00sf.

Maj. spilker is little man, very fat
very genial, and with a head as devoid
OF hair as a porcelain doorknob. His
wife, Mrs. Algitha Spilker, is scrawny,
sarcastic and deaf as sawlog. A per
son could kick tin bath-tnb down the
back stairs all night and Mrs. Spilker
would snore like bass horn, in blissful
ignorance of the noise, which proves
that she is rather deaf,
There are two things in the world of
which Mrs. Spiiker is very fonda
dinner party and her husband. She
never fails to accept an invitation to one
or to carry the other with her. For the
last twenty years this couple have been
in regular attendance at everv partv
given by their friends, and on these oc-
casions Maj. Spilker, when called on for
toast. would always give one to (" the
oabaes in such . happy style that it
never failed to create a good deal of
mirth. His wife, although she could
not hear = word, knew what her hus-
bands toast was, and when he sat down
supplemented it by few appropriate
remarks in which she set forth his fond-
ness tor babies. Not long since they at
tended dinner given by . friend up
town, and, unfortunately for Mai. Spill
ker and the assembled guests. he
changed his toast without warning his
wife Of tho fact, who, of course, thought
her husband would confne himself q,
his regular subject.
Nov, Maj. Spilker," said Mrs. Bar
ker, tho hostess, a. tho dinner ad-
vsnced, : i + your turn to give = toast,
The Worthington advance., 1881-05-12
A French Farmer.

The lot of q French farmer is neither
happy nor jolly. He fares frugally on
soup and the thinnest of ordinary red
wide or cider. The stock of his soup is
bacon, and he eats butchers meat only
twice q week-that is on Sunday and
market day. When he attends market
ne makes q succulent dejeuner and
drinks a good deal of beer at the cafe.
This is his only cheerful time: at ordln-
ary seasons he is morose, troubled about
the weather, the consumption which is
going to take his son in tho army. and
about politics, of which he understands
Just enough to be in constant dread of
revolutions. He is conservative that is
to say he upholds the government of the
day, whatever it is, for fear of anarchy /:
but no government is popular with him,
for every administration finds it neces.
sary to lay on new taxes. The climate.
however, is in his favor. A bad harvest
is not common thing in France. and .
succession of bad harvests never occur.
1t is lucky for the French farmer that
this is 80, for there are few French
landlords who would be in q position
to remit any part of . years rent after
bad harvest. The rule in France is that
farmers rent must be paid as punctually
as lodgers' rent. If it be not paid,
election is resorted to at once, and no
body thinks Of looking upon tho tenant
- an il-used man.
WE don't just see why woman
should like her mirror better than a
man, for the nan will aatter her and
the mirror won't. -.
The Worthington advance., 1881-05-12

and pray .sy something complimentary
to our sex"
"When my charming hostess," ," said
the Major, rising, "requests me to do .
thing, it il my duty to obey. Therefore
T take pleasure in drinking tho health Of
tho ladies-G Gods best gift TO man. The
ladies, who cherish US in prosperity,
soothe us in adversity, and by their ton
der ministerings tighten the burden Of
life II drink to tho 1adies."
When tho applause subsided, Mrs.
Spilker, ignorant of tho true subject Of
the toast, but glowing with pride and
admiration, said:
"Oh, Mrs. Barker, you don't know
how fond tho Major is OF them. lve
see him have two or three on his lap at
once and"
"Algitha !" gasped tho Major.
"Just teasing the life out Of the poor
dear things. He is such . favorite with
'em, and every chance he gets he is sure
to have 'em in his arms, or be romping
with 'em. Hes got tho lovingest nature
Of any man ever saw, and somehow
they come to him when they won't to
any one else."
Maj. Spilker fell back in tho chair
with . groan, and silence fell on the
party like pile driver.
The Worthington advance., 1881-05-12

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We use our best endeavors TO drive off the
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Mothers will find Dr.. Winchell's Teethine
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overcome and cured by using Uncle Sam.
Condition Powder according to the plain
directions. Sold by all Druggists.
Uncle Sans Harness Oil fills and closes the
pores Of leather, eftectually preventing the
entrance Of dampness, dust, &C., and render
ing the harness soft and pliable, while at the
same time increasing its durability.