The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-03-08

A'SN W A"lN ufNiiucS u.Nl IlultCU until
the President and party hua taken po.
Sition Oh the reviewing stand. The
whole column passed in review before
the President, and after continuing the
march through several streets, dis
persed.
MARK ANTONT'S NEW GRAFTON.
Tho Text From Which Shakespeare Badc
His ycraion.
Friends, Romans, c0untrymen! Lend
ne your ears;
| will return them next Saturday. |
10 bury Cesar because the times arc
hard
And his folks can't afford 10 hire an
undertaken.
The evil that men do lives after them,
In the shape of progeny, who reap the
Benefit Of their life insurance.
So let it be with the deceased.
Brutns hath told you Caesar was am
bilious.
Nha, does Brutus know about it?
1t Is none nf his funeral. Would that
ii We're!
Here, under leave Of YOU, I come to
lie was my friend, faithful and Just to
me;
lie loaned me S. once when was in a
pinch,
A.d signed my petition for a post
office.
But Brutus SAYS lie was ambitious.
Caesar has brought many cuptivcs nome
to Rome
Who broke rock on the streets until
their ransom
Did the general crffcrs fiji.
When that the poor hath cried, Cesar
hath wcpt,
Because it didnt cost anything, and
Made him solid with the masses.
Ambition should be made OF strrnrI
stuff.
Y t, Bru:us says he was ambitious.
B' uiuS is liar, and can prove it.
1ou all did see that on the LuDercnl
thrice presented him kinglv crown
Which he did thrice refuse, because it
did not fit him quite.
Was this ambition? Yet Brutus saws
he WAS ambitious.
Brntus is not only the biggest liar in
III the country,
But he is,a horsc-thief Of The deepest
dye. lApplausc.]
II you lave tears, prepare to shed them
now. CLaughter.]
You all do know this ulster.
| remember the first time ever Cnsnr
put it on,
1t was on summers evening III his
tent,
With the thermometer registering
ninety degrees in the shade;
But it was an ulster to be proud Of,
And cost him s. at Winestock s.
Owings,
Just well up Main street, close by
lialm's block
Old Slams wanted $40 for il.
But finally come down to 81 bccausci it
was Caesar!
Was this ambition2 If Brutus says it
was
He is even a greater liar than Mrs.
Tiltonl
Look ! in this place ran Cassius' dag
ger through;
Through this the son Of gun Of a
BrutnS stabbed,
And. when he pluckcd his cursed steel
away
Mark Antony how the blood of Cesar
toilowedit!
[(heers and cries Of "Gire as
something on the Silrer BiU"
"IIt him 0gnin" ecr.
l come not friends to steal away Your
hearts.
am no thief as I,rutus is.
Brulus has monopoly in all that busi-
ness,
And II had his deserts he would be
In the peni'c"tiary' and don't you for
Kind iiibnds, sweet friends, l do not
wish to stir you up
/" such a sudden Mood of mntiny,
And aS /! looks like rain,
The pall-bcarcrs will proceed 20 place
The cotlin in the hcarsc,
And we will proceed to bury Caesar,
Not to praise him.
RELIGION by TELEGRArH.-It is cit-
CT as q curious fact that Mr.. GurtirlG's
election to the Presidency has caused
decided revival in the Church of the
Disciples, to whom 50 ma,,v excellent
persons belong. | am afraid though
that some individuals may bo ,lisan-
pointed if too suddenly converted, and
tcr merely human purposes. And
yet, vile Gen. John a. Logan heard
bishop Simpson declare that the
Northern Methodist Church had twice
elected Lincoln and would elect Grant,
he JoiHed u by telegraph and had no
cause to repent it. 1t is natural
enough that the new President should
have Il tender place in his heart for his
religious brethren. but what he viii
do for them politically remains to be-
secn.-- WASHINGTON Letter.