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The Sunday herald., 1881-03-06
Not 20 be Caught.

Mr.. William Pinkerton, the famous detec-
tive relates the following incidents which occurred In
the career of the noted thief Papes;
''There used to be very celebrated detective In
the East named Taggart, who was employed at large
railroad depot PaPes wanted to work the passengeIs
and day, slipping up behind Taggart, he placed a
twenty dollar gold coin over each Of tho detective
eyes, at the same time asking him II ho could
"No,r responded Taggart, as he clutched the
money! "a ! can't see wink
Papes started into the crowd assembled, but Taggart
called him back
"What's the matter ?'' cried Papes.
'Put one in my mouth, - answered Taggart, " and
/ can speak. -
II should be stated here that the detective Papes
ferre to Is not Uncle Billy Taggar, the Jolly detect
i've stationed at tue r., W., and -. railroad depot at
Philadelphia.
Another incident In which Papes figured was as
follows:
An ofNcer saton-house keeper had died In New
York aud the captain Of the detectives went around
collecting money to bury him.
Meeting Papes, the captain told him about the
death Of the man and asked him for Il dollar toward
the fund
'what?' burted rapes, ga dollar to bury a
policemanYn
"Yes, that's all.'
"By Herod - calculated Papes, ''here's a Ave-
dollar bill. Take II aud plant four more.'
The Sunday herald., 1881-03-06
Tho Hhilnsnnhx OF CIoihes.

Happy he who can look through the
clothes OF man (the WOODEN and heshy, and oIlcia
bank paper and State paper cothesl into the man
himself and discern, II may be In this the other
Dread Potentate amore or less incompetent Digestive
Apparats yet also an inscrutable venerable Mystery,
In the meanest Tinker that secs with eyes
Al visible things Emblems; what thou seest is not
there on Its own account, strictly II Is not
there at all Matter exists only spiritually, and to
represent Idea and body 1t forth. Hence clothes
as despicabe MS we think them, are 80 unspeakably
significant Clothes, from the King mantle down
wards, are Embematic, not OF want only, but of a
manifold cunning victory over Want. ON the other
hand, all Emblenatic things are properly Clothes,
thought woven or hand woven. Must not the In
agination weave Garments, visible Bodies, wherein
the else invisible creations and Inspirations OF
Reason are like spirits revealed, and first become
all powerful; the rather, " often see the Hand
to aid her and fby wool Clothes or oherwise) reveal
such even to the outward eyer Why multiply
instances2 1t is written, '1he Heavens and the
Earth shall fade away like a Vesturc;' which, indeed
they are-the Time vesture of the Eternal Whatsoever
sensDly exists whatsoever represents Spirit to Spirit
sprOperly Clothing, suit Of Rament, put on for a
season and to he laid of. Thus In this one pregnant
subject of Clothes rightly understood, is included all
that men have thought dreamed, done, and been-
the whole Eternal Universe and what 1t holds is but
Clothing, and the essence of all science lies In tho
Philosophy Of Clothes. Thomas Corlvie.
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ThC DnncHa Of the Period.

The dances of the upper ten this winter
the waltz, danced In quick time, the polka, and
the - 'Iicel-and-Toe Polka,' with now and then
lancers thrown In as sop TO many fast-dying Ger
beri, whose dancing days supposed to he but
who hang on tenacously from year to year, and for
the decOrous delight of the very few madens who
have been brought up In the still fewer households
where round dancing yet considered abomination
and an Invention Of the enemy. In certain sets two
very popular dances, last winter and this have been
and are the Racket ami "Society'' waltzes.
They need little description, for there are few who
frantic sea- savings and apparent mad frenzy of those
who participate In them. Upon the floor at public
balls their devotees can he seen Transforming the
beautiful waltz, with its slow, gliding movement,
Into dance worthy only Of low oonccrt-room, and
which certainly afOr,ls To those ObeCting to round
dances sufficient and strong arguments against them.
The fact that they generally taboOed In respectable
drawing rooms shows their true nature, and lady
who has once danced them seldom to repeat the
experiment. Their seeming continued popularity Is
inexpCable, hut most cOndemning TO those who 5til
indulge in them. The present waltz Is an ontgrowth
Of the 80 Boston. which created such uioTe upon
its Introduction some years ago. 1t appeared stimuli
taneOusy with the delicious waltZes of Strauss, and
was adapted to them As years went by 1t became
modified by the omission of the sinking motion Mt the
end of the bar, and danced to slightly quicker
time, but still with movement which has won for II
the appropriate title Of the 40 Glide. Its popularity
consists Ia the facts that 1t Is essentially refined.
dance for ladies and gentleman, and Is In addition,
delightful motion, and has exquisite mnsc, and Its
fame rather increases than otherwlso.-im. Queen.
The Sunday herald., 1881-03-06
Carlyle as a Critic.

George Eliot and now Carlyle. Both have
passed Into 80 the Eternal Silence - and the story may
lie told. young man, no longer youthful but now
as well known at Westminster lie Is popular in his
hall, called upon tho sage FOR counsel and advice.
Gently received, he opened his heart to the plllosO-
pher. lie had ambitiOna as q writer. He contributed
To Hight literature but his soul hungered for higher
things. He would dlssect human nature, expose Its
foibles, glorfy its goodness and Its graces. lie
yearned, but feared to tread the higher walks of
tion Carlyle looked gravely AT the blushing boy.
- A poor trade, lad, poor trade | tried to read
your George Ellot's Adam Bede, and now I'm
reading the second volume of her last book. rappng
the volume before him, 'aud find II neither In
strctire nor amusing, but dull-simply dull Then
turning the leaves he nuttere1 'pOOr Lewes, poor
Lewesl' and tue young man, rather dazed, Went
away and buried himself In law.-LOndOH Horld.
The Sunday herald., 1881-03-06
rruth nnd Honor.

Query What Is the best family medicine
In the world 20 regulate the bowels purify the blood
costNeness and blliousness aid Digestion and
tons mp the whole system Truth and honor compel.
harmless. see another column. -TVled0 Blade.
The Sunday herald., 1881-03-06
Cora pearIia marry.

Cora Pearl, the notorious ex-demi mon
daine OF Paris, 70 shortly 70 be married to Of her
eonalns, who was deeply love with her some twenty
VI Australia,
The Sunday herald., 1881-03-06

Tie road will he completed tu Drum Point iiarbor,
at mouth Of ratuXont river within sixty days, aud
to st. Mary's lIarbOr within ninety days and Ia
POlNr LOOKOUT within four months.
The Sunday herald., 1881-03-06

That slight tickling in the throat and dis
position to slight cough may be the precursor OF years
Oh suffering unless you take DT, Bull Cough syrup
which neleI disappoints. Price 20 cents.
The Sunday herald., 1881-03-06

Subscriptions will be received for $500 900 Of the
above bonds al par by the CITIZENS NATIONAL
BANK, Washington, ID. C., and also by the GUAR
ANTEE TRUsTANp SAFE DEPOSIT COMPANY
OF Phlladelnhia. fe97.2l1
The Sunday herald., 1881-03-06
Trareltrs' Guidf.
VIRGINIA MIDLAND ROUTE.
EREAT PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE

DOUBLE TRACK, STEEL RAILS, SPLENDID
scENEKFi rrMA,i MAGNIfiGENT IE9uIrMEST.
Trains leave Washington from Station, cor, OF Sixth
and u streets as follows
For Pittsburg and the West, $500 q. NJ. with
Sleeping Cars to Cincinnati and Chicago;
1890 a. NJ daily with Sleeping Cars from Pitts
BALTlMoRE AND POTOMAC RAILRoAD.
For Cannndaigna, Rochester, Buffalo, Niagara Falls,
with rarlor Car to Watkins, $3.50 p. m. daily
except Saturday, with Palace Cars to Canandsi-
qua. For Williamsport, Lock Haven, and Elmirs,
at 1880 a. m. daily, except Sunday.
For New York aud the East 1890 a. M, 80 and 10
\. M, On Sunday 1880 and I0:O0 p, M.
Limlsd Express of Pullman parlor Cars, $3.50 a. M.
daily except Sunday.
at Jersey Cltywith boats OF - Brooklyn Annex -
aGording direct transfer to Fulton street. avoid
Ing double ferriage across New York city,
For Philadelphia $, 1O!3Oa. 80, 40 and 10 D. III.
ON sunday, 2:aO, $40, and iO:00 p. IN.
Limited Express 80 a. M daily, except Sunday
and 1880 ii2O, i;iO, $40 9;SO and 1000 p m. on
sunday, $500 a. m, iO'dOa. M, 23o, $40 $3.50,
For Popes Creek Line, $40 a. m, and 4;iOp p. IN.
daily, except sunday.
For Annapolis $40 a. m. and $40 r. m. daily except
ALEXASDRIA AND FREDERICKSBURG RAIL
WAY AND ALENANDRIA AND WASHING
For Alexandria, 1890, 1890, o:2O aud ll:2O a. m;
1870, $500, 6;2O, s, and 1880 p. IN. ON Sunday.
7'dO, o:-u, ana II ~ a. H., anu y. H.
For Richmond aud the South 7 30 and II III. daily,
and $500 =, m. daily except Sunday.
Trains leave Alexandriafor Washington g. sos, sSS.
and 10 a. M, 1, 3, S, 7, and 9:l0 y. M, and IL
midnight. On Sunday at sos and 10 a. M,
and 9;lOp. IN.
Tickets, Information, sleeping and parlor-car ac-
Communications eau he procured at the onices-north-
east corner of Thirteenth street and Pennsylvania
avenue and at the station, where orders can ba
cf, for tho checking of baggage to destination from
| hotels and residences.
l.. T.. FARMER, General Passenger Agent
| FRANK THOMSON. General Manager,
The Sunday herald., 1881-03-06

Real Point Gauze Laces.
Real Point DE tiena Laces.
Real Point Applique Laces.
Real Point Duchess Laces.
Real White Thread Laces.
Real Black Thread LaCes.
Real Valsnciennes Laces.
Real Point RiCleeu LaCes.
Real Point Medcis Laces.
Real Irish Point Laces
Real Lace Collcrettes In Point Gause, Duchess, and
Applique.
ea, Lace Barbcs, Collars, IIandkerchicfs, Ficbus,
Real Lace FlOuncings, Fine French Flowers
for Bouquet DE Corsage.
Ladies', Children's, AMI Misses White Lace Suits
New Null Hand Embroidered scarfs, Ficus and
Ties.
Fine Lace and Hand Painted Fans.
The Sunday herald., 1881-03-06
NcW Designs in Initiation, run
gre, DE antique Ldces.

Imitation Coral Do Bruges LaCcs
Imitation Perne Point LaCes.
Imitation AuIillaC- filled LaCes
Imitation DOrlac DE Russo Laces.
Imitation Irish Point DE Flanders Laces.
Imitation TorchOD, New styles, Laces.
Imitation stephania Laces.
Imitation French Thread IaCes.
Imitation Black Spanish Laces,
limitation Cream Spanish I.aces.
Imitation Marie Stuart Laces.
Imitation valenciennes IaCes.
Imitation Gupuire DE Antique Laces.
Imitation Cream Matelasa Laces.
Imitation Black Mateasa LaCes
Imitation Medicis Matelasa LaCes.
Imitation Russian Laces.
Imitation English Thread LaCes.
New Shade sash Ribbons.
All the New Netts, In Gold Spot Silver, Crystal, and
jet.
The Sunday herald., 1881-03-06

with the large and extensive addition and Improve
nents IN our store, and with stock of all the lat
est novelties OF the season, we are prepared, with III
creased facilities to offer superior attractions to our
customers. II. u. DAVIS,
7I8 Market Space, cor. Eighth ~.
fnNn
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-07-28
Safeguards of Our Government
BY THOMAS CALLAHAN.

TITS almost invariably true that when
political party has been defeated, its
advocates insist that the country is
about to be utterly ruined. and when n
patriotic individual fails to secure the
fee simple of an office, he proves most
conclusively, to his own satisfaction,
that periiti,n and black ruin are to fill
the future. But the country stands be-
ing ruined firstrate. In all her materj-
al interests she continues with u prog
ress that is the astonshment and envy
Of the world. This shows that behind
and under all those ebbs and flows of the
tide. there exists a tremendous weight
of character, giving origin to great re-
Operative energy, and commanding
the confidence and respect of the world.
1t is customary with those prophets
of the past to point to other govern
ments, especially republics that have
failed, and from their fate predict ours.
1t will be the object Of this article to
show wherein our Government differs
from every other that has ever existed,
and to show how the points of difference
secure our permanence; and whilst ad-
mitting a possibility of danger, point out
the source of that danger, and definitely
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-07-28

"Rcside in Colorado?" I asked. With
Il smile and u twinkle in her bright
eyes, she answered.: "From your name,
presume you like Natures poetry and
beauty; where do you think my home
would hep" / saw if ] would match
this bright little prodigy. must wake
up to the situation; and after a moment
during which time we were both look
ing at each other curiously. answered.:
''I'in sure it's hard for me 10 tel,
NV pr-tty little Minnie Bell!
Yet, surely. in this sylvan dell
Must h.. tine hotn,. of Mirnie Bill >
Miss Minnie hid her face with her
little hands.
What would have been the result OF
this grOtesQue sally is unc,rtain; but,
fortunately, Il diversion was at hand.
A beautiful cascade was Within q few
feet of the coach window, aud [ called
to her, in tones of delight, to look. In a
moment we were gazing through the
same little window: and from that mo-
meut, Il fcllDw-freliny-a love of the
grand and beautiful in nntu,c-ma !e
sweet, gentle, intelligent little Minnie
and fast friends. Her father was en-
gagged in preparing some papers for the
North An4ericnn ReuielO at his room
at the "ranch," (Which, though rough,
"a u
little Minnie had romped and roamed
at large 10y herself. The Professor and
| soon, too, became friends, bound to-
gether by a three-fold cord. And as
ne had to go to Denver for a few days,
he gave Minnie her choice-to 60 with
him, or stay in my charge, and tramp
and fish with me until his return.
She remained, and I was delighted
The sadness and loneliness vanished
from h.y heart: for there was JOY and
gladness and gentleness in the atmos-
phere wherever the sweet ways and
angelic voice of Minnie We're seen and
heard. The trampiny we did after
flowers, after trout, after pretty views
of landscape and waterfalls, cannot all
be told. 1t would require a book.
.,ut now we will start out OH fish
ing lark and see how this business
prospers. The next morning, in good
time, Miss Minnie, with abundant
lunch, and I, with ample hook and
line, started for the lower fishing
grounds. We took wrong trail
through the pines, however, and came
| to gorge fully thousand feet deep
| At the foot of this almost perpendicu
lar wall of rock, dashed the thunder
ing, laughing sparkling stream. We
| thought we had come as directed, ana
so felt sure matters would be more pro-
pitious if we could reach the water
| After searching up and down half
mile or more, we found narrow
| gulch, sloping little, but still forming
u fearful activity, and down this we
crept and climbed to the waters edge
only to find that we were confined to .
few rods of space up and down the
stream-the great perpendicular and
overhanging walls of granite above
and below shutting us Off completely.
We had lunch, and then threw oul
J flies in the seething stream, bat with
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-07-28

locate the responsibility for it If it arises.
The first point that will be considered,
is that of naturalization. Among the
powers Of Congress, ia the right "to es-
tablish uniform rule Of naturaliza-
ton" [Consitution; Sec. 8, paragraph
A. This rule is uniform in respect to
foreign nations. Citizens from all are
admitted OH the same terms. 1t is uni
form in respect to all the States. Citizen
ship is a national not State right. a
man must be citizen of the United
States before he can he citizen of a
State. This rule contemplates three
subjects-lst, aliens of full age; I'd,
aliens, minors; Sd, children of Ameri-
can citizens born in foreign countries.
Any alien of full age, at least two years
before his admission, must declare un-
der oath or affirmation, before court
of record having common law jurisdic-
ton, a seal, and a clerk, or before the
clerk thereof, his full intention to be-
come citizen of the United States, and
renounce forever all allegiance to all for
eign powers, and renounce any title of
nobility which he may derive from
J them. Before he can be admitted to
citizenship, he must take an oath to
support the Constitution of the United
| States, and absolutely renOunce and a b.
jure all foreign allegiance, especially to
that state or kingdom of which he was
citizen. All this proceeding must go
on the records of the court. The court
must be satified that the applicant has
not been at any time outside of the
United States for the five years next
preceding his application, and that he
has been for one year a resident of the
State or Territory where such appllca-
ton is made, and that he is a man of
good moral character. attached to the
| principles of the Constitution, and well
| disposed to the good of the same. Pro-
vided, that no citizen or slbject of any
country at war with the United States
at the time of his application shall be
admitted to citizenship. See act of
April, 1903, amended by acts of 1904,
1916, 1924, and 1928.
| The second class is aliens, minors, who
have resided for five years in the United
States. They can, if twenty-One years
of age, take out final papers as citizens
without the first declaration. In all
cases the fact of residence must be prov
Ell by other testimony than that of ap-
pIicant. Children under twenty-One
years of age when their parents were
admitted to citizenship, and the chill
dren of American citizens, though born
/ in foreign countries, are deemed citizens.
! If all alien file his declaration and pur-
sue the matter according to law, butdies
before reaching full citizenship, his fam
! ily are deemed citizens. At common
law an alien cannot hold property, but
| in our United States, to encourage inn.
migration, that disability is removed
by statute; and i'm the HOMESTEAD law
/ the declaration of intention to become
a citizen takes it off. A naturaliZed
citizen has all the rights of one born on
the soil, except he cannot be either
President or Vice-President of the
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zation law. But we must face q very
disagreeable fact. The most malicious
and unmitigated evil-doers our coun-
try has ever produced, have been ma
tiye-born citizens, whose fathers before
them were born on our soil. Benedict
Arnold was not a foreigner. No natur-
allied citizen was prominent In our late
rebellion on the side of secession.
Wilkes Booth and Charles Guiteau
were born on our soil. These facts
ought to lower our estimate OF the In
nate dignity and superiority Of native
Americans. Again, many OF our im-
migrants bring considerable wealth,
and certainly a large percentage OF the
best minds of the countries they leave.
We must face the fact that the real
strength Of Q country is In Its people.
Every naturalized citizen counts two
one taken from the productive power
of the country he leaves, and one ad-
ied to that of ours. And I'm case OF n
war, every naturalized citizen Is one
taken from the power Of foreign ma
tions to do us harm, and one added To
our power to take care OF ourselves, 80
that we put them under bonds to keep
the peace toward us. We need them
to build our railroads, to occupy our
vacant lands, and develop new indus
tries among US; and In return, we make
them citizens, give them homes, and
are enabled to compete In European
countries with their own productions,
and escape the danger Of any war Of
races
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-07-28

Louisiana IL attracting notice m the
coming lumber State.
The Long Branch fashionablcs mako
only one toile; per day.
Kidder, of Boston. has just sold the
patent for Great Britain for s,lf-feeding PRINT
ing press for Job work, for sl2),0oo.
Ex-senator Thurman will probably
remain in Europe until next spring.
A Pennsylvanian has bought 130, 900
acres in Baldwin, Ala, TO raise sheep.
The Mormons have established o
branch OF their circuit in Philatslphia
1t Is only In Anglo-Saxon countries
that hotels suply their gusts with soap.
A nephew of Jay Gould, the railroad
msgnate, Is driving q street car in Denver.
Walnut lumber continues scarce and
certain shrewd dealers have attempted . cor
ner.
An immigrant has landed at New
York for every minute since last New Years
dav.
Joseffy, the pianist, has taken out his
1rst papers towards becoming an American
citizen.
A chimney $50 feet high IL to be built
at La Sale, ILL.,, to carry OF the noxious fumes
of soda and ash factory.
In an interview In New York, Con-
gressman Jorgensen exclaimed: There v NOT
an honest hair iu Nahone's head"
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COLORADO.
Emerson In the Mounta1ns-Some
Trouting Experience-Wiser, If
Not Sadder.

Ed. Register
Determined to get out of the dust,
(confDund the dust, anyway and hav-
ing disposed Of my business-so far as
it could be reached-for II few days,
invested in some trout tackle and took
the mountain stage and rolled away up
the CANYON behind four splendid grays.
The driver and his young bride rode on
ton. and forced me to ride inside alone.
AS was weary from work and heat,
and my heart sick, sad and sore, l WAS
glad of this isolation, for it left me alone
to contemplate the bea uty and the gram
deur into which knew we would soon
be ushered as we assembled the ilo,il-
tains. For miles the road is walled iii
nn both sides by mighty battlements
of perpendicular and doverhang,ng grail
ite one to two thousand feet high. A
mountain torrent-a small river in size
comes dashing, foaming, pitching,
and seetlling down this mountain gorge
md tile road twists and bends around
short angles, and crosses this sparkling
stream every few rods, 80 that its ~yl-
van cascades are constantly in view
from one or the other window of the
great easy Concord coach.
We hai not reached the ranch
where I proposed to trout" for few
davs. by couple of miles, when the
c.,ach halted, and there stood beside the
stream-enb powered in silver-spruce
mines and fiowers-in a lovely dell, q
delicate but most exquisitely beautiful
dark-eyed little miss OF ten summers
awaiting a ride to the same "ranch,
where her father, Prof. Delaney, and
sha were rusticating during summer
n,,t from Concord. n. H., seeking health
fur pretty little Miss Minnie. Miss
Minnie was put vis-d-Uis with youi
humble servent, and the driver mount
ed to his high seat, cracked his whip
and away the horses cantered, and the
great coach swung on its easy springs
20 we passed high castellated rocks
stately pines and spruces, hemlocks
nnd towering rocks; and sylvan dells
i;,,hted up with the spray of the foam
mo waters and the CLINT of the reced
in1 sunbeams.
hecorated with gay mountain flow
GRO gathered with her own matchles'
hands. Miss Minnie seemed q mountain
roidess or fairy queen. Under th'
s.ftchpry uf such eyes, and i'm the sur
chine Of such refined intelligence a:
si,nne from her faultless face, there
.,,,,ld he no more melltatIye phllosO
,,hv for me until We should be released
from our stage prison. AS 1t Is aiway'
IN order to converse with ones neigh
nar IN i stage coach, ! said, after ie"
minutes: MY name is Emerson. May
+ H.. h,,,oretl with that OF my conpan
;anpn with pleasure" she sWeetiy
r.snonded, with q flavor OF the quizzica
~ Ter looks: .Minnie. Call me Mimi,
RelI-that will answer for our journey