Arizona weekly citizen., 1881-12-18
Lady Physileans.

4 St. Louis doctor factory recently
 turned out a dozen female doctors. A.
 long as the female doctors were coGlreu to one Q, two in the whole country ana
 those were experimental, we ae.d Dir
 peace and did net complain; Hut uow
 that the colleges are engaged ln pruduc-
 ing female doctors Us a hIsincss, we
 must protest, and in SD doing Wlli Gite a few reasons why female doctors EIi
 not prove a paying branch of industry.
 lu the first place, # theE doctor any
 body it must be women. and three
 fOurtLs of the women would rather have
 a male doctor. Suppose those colleges
 turn out female doctors uuIi there are
 as many Ol ttam az there ale male doe
 tors, what have they got Co Iractice oa
 A man. If thcre was nothing tle mattel
 with Lim. might caii in female Uoct9rt
 but if he was sick as a hone til a maa lS
 sick he is slck as a lorsel tle las. thllC
 lc would have around would be alemtit'
 doctor And why: Because, when a
 man has @ female fumbhng around mm
 he wants to feel we'll He don't want Co
 be bilious or fcyerish, with liS mouth
 tasting like cheese and Lls eyes biOud-
 shot, when the female is looking mm
 over and taking account ui stock. Ol course these female doctors are Gii
 young and good looking, and 1T one Of
 them came into sick room where a
 man was iu bed aud he had chlils, and
 lc was as cold ls a wedge, and she should sit close uu io tac side o- the' d and take bold ct his band las pulse
 would run mp tu a hUudTet and uiiS and she would prescribe loF a ieNef
 Uler he had the -lHg1.Has. or. luu cont fool us oa female docin.-. - lla
 wl0 has been ic. and had riale o"c-uis knows just how much worse he Wou.d feel to have a female doctor come tup- pinc in and throw her fur-.Eed cloak over a chair, take off her nat and gloves and throw them on the lounge, and come up tO the bed with 3 pair ot ma riue-blue eyes. with a twinkle m the corner, and look him Tn Che wild, change able eyes and ask him tO run out hls | tongue. Suppose he knew his tongue was coated 90 1t looked like yellow Turkish towel, do yOu suppose he would ruu OUt i've or SIX inches of the lower part | of t nd let that female doctor put her ! finger on it to see how fuT 1t was: Not much He would put that tongue mp | into his cheek. and wouldn't let her see ! it for twenty-five cents admission. We | have all seen doctors put their hands ! under the bed clothes and feel Oi a man s l feet to see if they were cold. II a female ] doctor should do that 1t would give a ! man cramps in his legs. 4 male doctor ! can put his hani on a mans stomach ! aud liver and lungs and asH bim 1T he ! feels any pain there, but If a female doctor should do the same thing il
 would make a man sick, and Le would want Co get up and kick himself for em- ] ploying female doctor. Oh, there is u0 use talking. 1t would kill man. Now, ! suppose a man has heart disease, and a female doctor should want tC ] listen to the beating of his heart She womb .ay her left ear on his ! left breas.. 80 her eyes and rosebud ! mouth would be looking right in his | face, and her wavy haIr would be seat ! tered all around there, getting tangled | iu the buttons Of lis night shirt. Don ! vru suppose hIs heart would get m about twenty extra beats tO the minute ! You bet And she would smile-we will ] bet SlU she would smile-and show beI l pearly teeth, and the rpe lips would be | working as though she were counting ! the beats. and he wOuld think she vas | trying Co whisper t1 mm, and ! Well. what would he be doing all this ! time? II he was not dead yet, which
 woUll be @ wonder. his left hand would brush the hair away from her temple ! and kind of stay there to keep the haiI away. and his right hand would get sort | of nervous and move around c. the back | ol her head. and when she had counted | the beats few inmates and Eas rGlslng ! her head he would draw the head Up to | him and kiss her once for hicE, jf he was ! as bilious as aJersey swamp au-ei-aad l have her charge it in the bill And tLeu ] a reaction would se. ju, and he would b,
 a- weak as 9 kitten, and she would have | to fan him and rub his head tIa he got over being ner.ous. and then make out ] his prescription after he got asleep. ! No: all of a mans symptom change when g. female doctor is practIcing on | him. and she would kill him dead 1 Peck's Sun.