San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-12-01

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across the Street. There is Man
Leaning against the Lamp-Post. Per
haps the Lamp-Post would Fall II II
We're not For the Man, At any Rate
the Man would Fall if it Were not for
the Lamp-Post What is the Matter
with the Man? He appears Disquieted.
He is Trying to Work his Boots through
his Mouth. He will have a Headache
Tomorrow and Lay.it to-the- Climate
II. ,.... $3.50 Nm a
The Girl is Scratching her Back
against the Door. She has Been eating
,Buckwheat Cakes. Her Beau thinks
she isDelicate. but he Never seen her
Tackle Plate Of Hot Cakes on Frosty
Morning. Cakes had better Rcost
High when she is Around IfyeWe
the Girl we would wear Sand Paper
lining in the Dress, and not be Making
a Hair:Brush out of the PeorDoor.
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Here we Have Baby3ITt is com
posed of a Bald Head and pair OF
Lungs. One Of the, Lungs take Rest
while the Other runs, the Shop. One
Of Them Is always On Deck all Of the
Time, The Babyis aBigger man than
his Mother. He-likes to Walk around
with his Father at Night. The Father
does Most OF the Walking andall Of
the Swearing. Little Girls, you will
Never Know what it is to be 9 Father.
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~ The Peach is Hard and Green. He
is waiting for a. Child to Come along
and eat Him. When he Gets into the
Child's Stomach he will Make things
Hot for that Child. Tie Child Who
eats the Peach will be an Angel before
he Gets achance to Eat another. If
there were No green Peaches there
would not be 80 many Children's Sizes
of Gold Harps in Heaven.
v.
Behold the Printer. He is Hunting
for a Pickup of half a Line. He has
Been Hunting for Two Hours. He
could have Set the half Line in twenty
Seconds, but it is a Matter of Principle
with Him never to Set what he Can
pick up. The Printer has Hard time.
He has to set type all night and Play
pedro for Beer all Day. We would
like to Be Printer were it not for the
Night Work.
This is the Man who has had Notice
in the Paper. How Proud he is. He
is Stepping Higher than Blind Horse.
If he had Wings he would Ely. Next
week the Paper will say the Man is It
Measly Old Fraud, and the Man will
not Step. SO, High ~ W.,
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This sorry spectacle is q Plumber
He is ragged and Gold and Hungry. He
is Very, very Poor. When you See
Him Next Spring he will be Very, very
rich, wear Diamonds and Broadcloth
His wife takes in Washing now, but she
will be able to Move in the First Cir
cles by the Time the Weather turn!
Warmer and the Pansies Bloom again
VIII.
Here is Castle. 1t is the Home O.
all Editor. 1t has Stained Glass Win
dows and Mahogany stairways. Il
front of the Castle is Park. Is it no
sweet? The lady in the Park is thu
editors wife. She wears a Costly rob,
of Velvet trimmed with Gold Lace, ant
there are Pearls and Rubies in her hair
The editor sits on the fro mt stoop smok
ing Havana Cigar. His little Children
are playing with diamond Marbles OIL
the Tesselated floor. The editor COL
afford to Live in Style. He gets Tween
ty-Five Dollars month Wages.
TX.
here We haVe Tiecc oI OneWlni
Gum. 1t is White and Sweet. Che,
it awhile and Stick it ON the Unde
Side of the Mantal Piece. The Hire,
Girl will find it There and Chew i
awhile Herself and then Put it bach
In this way one Piece of Gum wi
Answer for Whole Family. Whel
the Gum is no Good, Put it in tn
Rocking Chair for the Minister or you
Sisters Beau to sit Upon.
This is a Cock Roach. He is Bis
Black and Ugly. He is Crawling owe
the Pillow. Do not say a Word, but b
still and Keep your Mouth open. Ii
will Crawl into Your Mouth and Yo
can Bite him in Two. This will Teac