The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-03
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We Mey can SENSATIONAL report :
rd leesas va esHaTlly belics,
foa la"s
Eaasius a capital punishment e.
l,eclaliy wbcn gou're hanging on some good
locking girls arm.
Mover Judge Of man by the house be
lives in. Some old misor In garnet may
bold tho mortgage
IAN signs fail IN dry times. as the
lar Keeper remarked 10 the beat who tried
10 give him The wink
Half The beauty and charm Of brill.
ant thought Is lost when conveyed TO the
bearer With The favor Of onions.
Ii Is stated that only four hundred ce.
dars Of Lebanon romhin How many were
there, and where are the seoedersf
a Sunday school boy being asked
sha, made the tower Of Pisa lean. replied
Because d the famise ia the land.
Our peighbor boasts that his organ has
sixteen stops. But il is not tho stops We
object 10, II is the beginnings and confirm.
,anees.
1, isl curious arrangement that compels
people 70 go TO bed at night when they are
not sleepy, aud get up in the morning
when they are.
An Indian idol was recently found in
Kansas II Was made Of ear,henware, was
brown 10 color, and has handle II will
hold two quarts
Lot used to speak Of his wife as the
salt Of the earth, She was never accu sed
OF being too fresh after that Sodom and
Gomorrah episode.
"A thief in Rochester robbed seven con
tnbution boxes and got twenty cents and
he thought that for contribution boxes
they PANIED out well
- live in Julia's eyes, said an affect
ed dandy, in coleman's hearing. Every
likely, replied George, "she had sty in
them when | saw her last I"
-"General George b. Mcclellan has a
great fondness for ceramics" says an ex-
change. Other distinguished men have
warmed at sight OF little brown Jugs.
In some states the evidence Of a man
who habitually goes fishing twice a year
will not lie received in courts. The reason
for the bit Of Judicial wisdom is obvious.
"A fashionable lady accidentally left
one OF her false eyebrows in her opera box
and greatly frightened her beau who
on seeing il thought it was his moustache.
why dost thou soar my loye?" sings
Celia Thaxter in an exchange. Probably it
is because he has been trying 10 mount the
fiery, untamed bicycle, Celia. 1t will make
any man sore,
Times changes; Old schoolfellow-
Dear me- why, when you and / were at
Eion you were curly haired boy with q
slim figure, and now your hairs slim and
your figure curly"
"A lady in New York city store, whileI
yossipping with another recently, said;
We'll, she may say | haven't been away
or the summer, but I've saved money
enough for the handesmest seal.skin cloak
IN the block. Then who'll crow"
When a Chicago woman wants div
'rce she gets Witnesses to swear that she
las just discovered her husband TO be st.
4ouis man and the court releases her from
he disgusting mesallianco at once.
Prizes at Vermont fair are offered for
he handsomest and the homeliest lady, and
when it comes TO deciding who takes the
asst one, the judge rises up and says: "ls
here Burlington girl PRESENT."
when the swallows homeward hy,"
When the bloom is on the rye, "And the
orn is gently waving, Annie dear, y" will
neet you at Che gate. Though it may
'c rather late, and the hundredth time
'oar iaify in your ear"
The proprietor Of a building site in c
Wisconsin adyertises his land for sale in '
his wise; THE town Of Poggis and sur. il
ounding country is the most beautiful Ma t
nre ever made. The scenery is celestial; al. I
otwo wagons and a yoke Of steers"
Thrilling Incident :Adolphus' courage
las up. Falling on his knees he cried
Angelina, dearestl make me the happiest
I men by accepting my heart and hand. "
asting one look at the great paw Angelina
drilled in every fibre as she'repled sweet.
!. "oh, Adolphus, this is more than !
rpected."
"A Western paper asserted that there
! one lackass in our Legislature" aud be
1re noon Of the day on which the item was
the editor received note from
very member Of the house. including the
pcaker, telling him 10 retract or look out
" libel suit, each member regarding il
, a personal hit
do you think mamma that Uncle
N Mooney is a good mang" said little
10. why. my child, he is the best ofall
ylbrothcrs aud an excellent man. "And
III he 60 TO heaven" Il think so my
aid. Why do you ask" "oh. nothing
nch'" replied the child, waking from
NJ Of royerie; II was thinking what oil A