The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-08-04
HOW MR.BROWN TENDEDTHE BABY,

Mrs. Brown had shopping to do-partic-
ular shopping that no one but herself
could attend to; but what should she do
with baby? She couldn't take him with
her and it she left him at home he was
sure to have collie and scream himself to
death. or get hungry and in either case no
one could manage him as we'll as herself.
MIR. Brown was sure he had seen enough in
four months of Baby's existence to take
care of him for an hour or two, so Mrs.
Brown donhed hat and cloak and after
many directions IN regard to anise seed tea,
warm feet jogging the cradle. pins, etc..
sailed forth.
Brown sat quietly in his chair for about
tired of nothing livelier than the ticking of
the clock. and think that tending Baby was
not such exciting sport, afterall. He fideeted
about few minutes, nuttering to himself,
Il wish the little rascal would wake up: I
guess III look at him, but Ill be real quiet
about it, for I wouldn't disturb him for
anything; no, not for the world" so he tin.
toed over to the cradle, and after gazing
minute at the unconscious youngster, it &C.
cured to him to feel il it's feet were warm.
SO he stripped off the covers and turned up
the long skirts, and aftor a few minutes
examination, he concluded that there was
nothing the matter with Baby's feet.
Il don't want to disturb him." he said
again, but gness I'll turn him over on
his side; faint good for babies to lie in one
position so long; it makes 'em tired" SO he
turned and patted and fused, until he sue.
ceeded III doing what no was dying to do
get Baby to open his eyes.
oh, L ably, you're awake, amt you? he
said, as he pretended 10 be astonished.
"Well: papall take you right up before you
cry. Yes, yes. SO he will; there.
But Baby did not want to be taken up; he
wanted to be let alone. so he puckered up
nus mouth and began TO cry. Brown trotted,
patted, coaxed. felt of its feet, looked for
but nothing would quiet it. After dosing it
With anise-seed tea, it eased up . little, and
Brown exerted himself to the utmost to
amuse it. He drummed on the stove.
swung the ivy-holaer, until the floor was
covered with broken branches. picked mn
the guitar and broke two strings trying to
show Baby how to ring the bells, " lit the
gas to make 1t brighter, built pyramids with
the slop- jar and wash pitcher, went to his
Wife's worsted bag and took the brightest
zepnyrs to play ball with, and yet the baby
was only half happy. Then the anxious
father thought Of the work-box, immedi-
! ately emptied spools, scissors and thimble
on the bed, and began showing Baby the
numbers on the spools, trying the thimble
hrst Cd the little fingers and then on the
toes, telling him how the scissors could be
made to do such wonderful work, but Baby
was deaf, dumb and blind to it all; no or.
binary amusement could break the even
tenor Of his crying way.
Brown began to get rufiled. It might
even be said, not only rufaed but pretty
well f1uted; but after threatening dark clos.
cts and wolves without any visible effect on
bis babyship, he Strengthened out into plain
Brown again. He put on baby's cap and
cloak, hoping to deceive him into good
humor;. he showed him the pictures in the
family I Idle, and after explaining them "a
the unheeding child, he turned to the record
and proved to him that beyond q doubt he
had been born, for there was the name.
written four n onths previous, Baby Brown,
bom--. Baby looked, and seemed to
have faint idea Of something; and then,
a. he caught sight Of the married" column,
and saw his mothers name he burst into
screams again, louder than before.
! Brown was only one door from crazy by
this time. He rumaged through the wash.
stand drawer, and finding an old act Of
store teeth" Of Mn, Browns-Qs his.owu-.