The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-09-08
Gbisilfs.


,alli Because il siops s.vasgin'.
II does noi require mueh erperienos
in agriculture 10 raise mortgage on I
farm.
II msns airs Ia this world he good,
the chsbco, are that be viil miss fro Ia
,he beat
why !, zalu bella like prOPbe, oi
o.ii Because .he has not mnoh on'er 10
her own eoBntry.
a Niagara hAekman b.. become q
minister Having pfeycd for yesr be
nov cadosVon 10 preach q shilc.
An editor Who VAS told that bis last
uticle ~as As clear "a mud. said. well,
that covers the ground, any how."
II was the comet they were looking
iof, la, she vas much nearer and she bad
such pretty mouth, TOO.
4 nex song is out entitled "Be,wesn
ibe Green Corn an.l the Gold" II is 10
le sung with a cob IN the mouth Of the
singer
Grace n am going 10 see Clara 10 day.
Have you any messagei ChArlotte-I won.
der bow you can visit tha, dreadful girl.
Gi,e her my love.
A recipe for lemon pie vaguely adds:
Then SIT on stove and stir constantly. "
Jgst a. II anything could ri, on stove
without stirring constantly.
The 81 Paul Pioneer wants Jay Gould
male Indian Commissioner, believing that
The first thing he would do would be 70
consolidate the tribes.
Jones on hearing band OF picked
musicians toriuring atune at recent
concert, said, "Ab, / understand; they
we're picked before they were ripeli
A Tennessee girl went ont for sail
With man who was painting 10 die for her.
A squall upset the boat. and he painted
for shore and let negro rescue her.
II is learned that sharks are very fond
Of cats as food Now let somebody invent
method Of teaching sharks to climb over
wood shed roofs and backyard fences.
The papers tell Of courtship and
marriage brought about by note written
on an egg shell. II is the most eggs-stra-
ordinary affair. The two hearts are now
yolked together.
--"Mr Smith," said a lady alta fair
won't you please buy this boquet to pre-
sept to the lady yen lover" "Twouldn't
he right" said Mr.. Smith. I'm mar.
ried man"
In tho mountains whose
soul is wrapped in sciencel /; CHARLES,
isn't this gneissp" Charaes (who is deep.
~ interested in Arabella) "Nicel It's
delicious
Felicia asked her brother 10 buy O
science monthly for her because il had an
article on Ancient Method OF Filtration
When he brought il home she said he was
horrid and mean because il turned out to
lie on ancient Methods OF Filtration"
The degree OF d. ID. has been confer
red on the General Baggage Agent Of the
Central Pacific. This degree is every day
conferred on the baggage agents, but two
small DIS are considered sufficient TO ex.
press the idea.
links parents live up in Buffalo and
have TO send him money every month 10
keep his landlord from evicting him.
Jinks. in writing back bis gratitude, al.
ways begins, my Dear Payments.
some one wrote to Horace Greeley in
quiring IL guano was good 10 put on pota.
toes. He said il might do for those whose
tastes had been vitiated with tobacco and
rum, but he preferred gravy aud butter.
The manner in which Connecticut
courts and juries are run has provoked
criticism from every State in the Union.
A man who commits murder In that state
has got TO own il and prove il before
Jury will believe il.
The Buffalo Express says; The pres
encc OF Mr.. Vanderbilt at the Chicago
races is explained by his having taken ad-
vantage Of the the low rate Of railroad fares
just nov prevailing"
A Chicago man told . lie and then
said, Il hope to he struck dead il have
not toll the TRUTH He had scarcely
ccas "a speaking when he fell to the floor
a man having knocked him down.
--'vs, Won sharge py der week for dose
toomsy" asked German OF the clerk at a
summer hotel. "SiK hundred dollars
week, WAS the prompt response. II
dinks Il vas peter dan you 20 bardner-
-bids nit der telegraph company"
- One Of our residents has bottled sew
eral hundred small worms which came
from the water pipes in his house the
other morning Al one time . small water
snake vas drawn Fortunately water is
something we are not obliged 10 drink
hack Of the door in the dark.
Little Phil, bright fve-yean-old, is
afraid Of thunder. During the recent hot
spell his mother would remark. "0h,
pray for rain" One day when she said il
Phil thus addressed her: ''Oh, mamma,
| gill tell you why il don't rain. When
Say my prayers, ! des say, Please don't
lay any 'ten,ion 10 what mamma says, cos
] am fraid Of thunder.
Young LAdy-'A And you really mean
10 "a, that At times you 30 not have
e''onsh TO eat Why, always though,
,ha, poor people in the country could get
eggs, bacon, milk and vegetables for moth.