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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-03-15
Copyrighted by DR.. Jones. |

copyrighted Dy Dr. Jones.
A collection of teaaciou or Shiny secretion fall
ing down Into the hIoat and tnOMn CUt-tickling,
ping, hOlTSeueSS, and oGrapng 10 k e Op
the win pI G: ifculL breathing, oppression and
soreness under the bredSt-bOn tcudrTneSS In the
left side rheumatic pains between the shoulders ::
stiff neck Ii taking I'D; pdptdtlo of the heart
torp liver; Soiuci ines yellow mplexlGn; gen
erdi dul heavy fcelIngi extreme SG0TtntsS o
bIea h; SOIeneSS Of stomach pit; blOattd Sensn
tiOn bechi e wines va ming, gayIGg, keeping
mouth open to bredthe di5trtSS SeepleSs n gnts
worse when lying down ana 1t now term nate
either i'll ConsumptiUn of the Lungs, or follows
The mucO IL III mDrane through the whole a IL
mentaTy and urintl canal causing dySpepS a.
coStIytnrsS, piles, inflammation If the biadd.r
trouble III the URINARY ganS, (aud in WON N
nearly the whole tram OF female Diseases and
general cOn>unpI on, ema ldtiOn, complete
p UStTdtion, Sc, with 81 of which and many
other symptoms Ga ed b. twenty different
names, the Sufferer may exist A WHILE UT
Jones cures this Dangerous and In iniouS is
ease by th= II IAN SYST using specific !nedI-
Clues known only to himself, app led to The dis
eased surface, in the form Of air. He relieves
atient with all that is eluifcd 10 finish the cIEo
at home.
CDR. JONES Sir: BY wife, who was given up
to de with consumption, is rapidly getting veil
und-r your treatment. j. q. AILTZE.
Monroe, OyeIton Co., Tenn, March l, 1851
Il was given up t. di with cOusu opjion. 1
procured Or. Jones' treatment while he was in
u COu, USED it SIX months. Ii hd entirely cured
me HOWARD :. SCOTT.
"Wellsvl!e, Ga, Feb. % 1881
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-03-15
ARFIFI IAL Eyes IN~ERFED
WITHOU PAN
To Move and Appear as the Natural

cone of my eyes was out. and disfigured me.
Dr.. Jones has inserted an art fetal eve. without
pam, which moves and looks we'll, ana gives We.
no trouble. JUHN q. FOX, KnOXyiII -
HSF Remember you only have until
April / to see Dr. Jones. Off at
Hattie House, Knoxyille; Hours
from Q 8.
CONSULTATION FREE, but no
time to spend with dead-heads, nor
SDOn00rS
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-03-15
1881.
Harper's Fazar.
ILLUSTRATED.

This popular periodical Is pre-eminently jour
"a for the household
Every number furnishes the latest information
in regard to Fashions in dress and ornament. the
newest and most approved patterns, with de-
cripti: articles derived from authentic and crsi
nal sources; while its Stories, Poems. Esssysoa
Socia, and Domestic Topics, give variety to itseo+
unlns,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-03-15
Nervous Deb Essy. loss of Vital
Fluid. Seminal ~ eakue>s,

CDR JoNFs-Dear Sir When | frs employed
your skill | was indeed a sufferer With ali the
ills that folio the violation OF tn Sc laws of our
existence, the abuse of which leave Their terrible
tale too plainly told. memory was imp IT. d,
my body was nearly ruined | mad gone languol
feeling, nervous debility irregular sleep startling
and wasting dreams we kneSs Of the back, float
ing Sp0 s before the eyes, SOme timeS like webs,
awful foreb dings, desire to avoid company, dull.
heavy feeling. / was wasting a way and d. sp0nd
cut | have be II using your wonderful reme
former vitality and vig0T, my mind Il d body are
improyed-I am. in eed q new being, with
nearly all my former vigorous mind and DO y.
ain now bic to pursue my occupation. and feel
that am a man again, and know how to shun II
the future, hat awful secra ha it, which would
have ruined me, but for your skill. am your
friend. JOSEPH w. Jy-LTN.
My address for the next year will be Sass
College
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HARPER's PERIODICALS.

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The THREE above publications, One Year......10 10
Any TWO above named. One 90
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Postage Free to all subscribers in the United
States or Canada,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-03-15

CLUB RATES
FOR
WIG and chronicle
AND
Other Publications.
A Grand Unriva1ed
Combination.
THE RURAL NEW-YORKER,
jour a q AMER S q, With its Valuable 0'
Plant s aod s sad t R,sffiOu'
WING AND CHRONICLE,
One Year, for only S. 20.
AL who subscribe as above will recsiTe Gree Of
all charge} tho
Free Plant and seed Distributes
of The Rural NEWCOMER.
These distributions have been made during the
past tn ee years, and it is conceded by our Gr5l
farmers and horuculturists, that they have intro
duce to the country some of the most valuable
fam garden aid ornamental plants In eutiya-
tim.
ing costly selection all but TWO OF which have
not vet been offered for sale III til S country, and
it will be mailed, free OF all charge, TO SubScrb
ers Of the ,WO .urndls.
list. Toe VIII tie Elephant Potato,
ff.c
as tested promising to be the greatest yieldet
known,
I'd, THE RURAL BRANCHING
SORGHUM.
According 10 concurrent testimony from the
north, south. east and west. the coming fodder
It produces az average Of seven leafy stalks
from one Seed.
Sd. 1rg nteufl Asparagus. French.J
new era in asparagus culture.
4th, GIANT DUTCH PURPLE
ASPARAGUS.
N.B,-EnOugh Of each Of the above kinds OF
asparagus seeis will be sent TO subscribers 10
test 10th fairy.
5th. WASHINGTON OATS.
Tall Straw. Large PanicIes, Heavy Weight.
The seeh came from Germany. The farmer
who has tried them here, considers them By far
the best OF all the many kinds he has tried, and
says they yield one-third more than the COM
mon oats
9th snd 9TH. FOR THE LADEEo.
Choice Strains Of PicOteeS. Carnations and Chi
nese DianthuS, including.
Dianthus .hinensis HeddeTegti.
albus fl. pl.
STRATUS,
''Easttrn Queen" and
crimson Belle.
Tested here (RuFal Grounds) last year,
Didnthus Chinensis i'm erials.
g laciniatuS.
| In q second package the following kinds Gtll
| be- und
CARNxTIoNs. Seeds raised from choicest We
| rietieS scarlet, white, yellow.
| PICOTEEs Seeds saved from dOubio flowers.
| No other flowers are more fragrant, npne bet
| te suited for cut flowers, none more captivating
! for house culture They bloom the first season
and are hardy Il protected,
Thus we Offer
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-03-15
WEAK SIGHT. INTENSE PAIN
IN TIL EYE VITA NER-
VOUS BLINDNESS
SETTING IN,
Noise in the Ears, Loss Of Hearing
at Times, all Cured by DR.. Jones.

"My hearing was dull, and at times became
quite d at with noise and roaring In my head
and ears. by sight was growing dim, and my
until placed myself under Dr. jones treatment
six weeks ago who. by his wonderful skill, has
CURED my eyes and RESTORED my hearing and
STOPPED the roaring in my ears
MRS s. E. ADKINS.
"Knoxvile, Tenn, March 5. 1891"
AN ELDERLY LADY CURED OF SPINAL
DIS -ASE. DYSPEPSIA, DISEASE OF THE
LIV Err. and other complaints peculiar TO ladies,
by DE-. Jones. MRS A. J. ECKEL.
High st., KNOXVILLE
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-03-15
GRO >SEO-EYES MADE
STRAIGHT

Aud the Sight Restored, in Old or
Young, by DR.. Jones.
"My eyes were crossed from birth % years
and the sight of one OF them of no use Or.
Jones has etrstigh en- d nv eyes, and the sigh of
the blind eye is rapidi! getting OOd have been
ab ut every day an never had my cy tired Up.
/ recommend all who nave croOked-eyes to go to
DR.. Jones now. and have them made straight, "a
this is an oppOrt unity that may never occur
a ain. L. SCARBOROUGH
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-03-15
Rheumatism Cured in Every Stage

During seven long years my wife suffered lu-
tnnst J. day and night, with rheumatism ant
neuralgia, and the last seven months could not be
out Of bed only sue lifted out Il olIing
chair. pr. jones, in five week, Ii entirely
d her, by mild and pleasant medi ines taken
internally. DR.. Jones has perf0r ed d wonder
full cure VIII re everything else failed. " C eau
not recommend him too highly.
JOHN b. 'LOTW0RTHY.
-"KnoyyillC, Tenn, HaFCh I. 1881. "
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-03-15
Ozoena An Of.nsive Disease of
the Nose

which eats away the partition bone destroys the
Sc Sc al smell produces green OF yeiIOwiSh sc lbs
the shape OF the nUstiii-sJnle lmPS fit, often
tain ed with blood and ma ter; CauSUo weight
and dun aching over The e!rS. h. aIache, loss OF
memory, eiddIness, SC This disease Is often
caused by negleeFed cod, by suppressed skin dis
eases. SCrUfua. Nea les Scarlet Fever, Psoriasis,
syphilis, and other contagious diseases, and is
iISelt C nthgiOuS. It often extends t. the throat
prOduc ng iOarSenesS, Bronchitis and t0nSIimp-
ton. | Is a tertiary form of Cane r, destroying
the Nose and nrOat, WHEN % long neglected.
Dr. Jones is the only pin stefan in the United
States who thoroughly Understands curing this
dangerous aud oil We disease He destroys
the nifeuS We smell in five minutes and relieves
tn sufferer in very way at once, and cures the
disease i'll Il short time.
OzOEN A CURED BY DR.. JONES.
Twelve years ! suffered With ozoena Di
Jones h cured me-.
MISS LIZZIE NUKIRCH NER.
''KuOXy lie, Feb q, I63..'
II am under Dr. Jones rcatment for OzoeHa
an am rapid getting Will.
Al XANDEk IT. BROWN.
''kn0vyiIle, Feb. 20, 1851"
DIR JONES FEES VARY FROM
500 To Ssh 20:
HIS TERMS AREtASU,
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10
THE BOY WHO GAVE
HIS NOTE.

A Boston lawyer was called on
short time ago by boy, who inquired
if he had any waste paper to sell. The
lawyer had crisp, keen way of ask
ing questions, and is moreover, meth
odical man. So pulling out large
drawer, he exhibited his stock of waste
paper.
Twill you give me two shillings for
that ?''
The boy looked at the paper doubt
ingly a moment, and offered fifteen
pence.
"Done," said the lawyer, and the pa
per was quickly transferred to the bag
of the boy, .whose eyes sparkled as he
lifted the mighty mass.
Not until it was safely slowed away
did he announce that he had no money:
To this statement the lawyer responded ::
''No money! How do you expect to
buy paper without money ?"
Not prepared exactly to state his plan
of operations, the boy made no reply.
"Do you consider your note good %
asked the lawyer.
"Yes, sir"
"Very we'll; if you consider your
note is good, I'd just as soon have it as
the money; but it isn't good l don't
want it"
The boy affirmed that he considered
it good /; whereupon the lawyer wrote a
note for fifteen pence. which the boy
signed legibly, and lifting the bag Of
paper, trudged off.
Soon after dinner the little fellow re-
turned, and producing the money, an.
nounced that he had come to pay bis
note.
"Well," said the lawyer, "this is the
first time I ever knew note to be tax
en- up the first day it was given. A boy
that will do that is entitled to note anG
money too" and giving him both SEN
him on his way with smiling and hap
py heart.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10
SLEEP.
Forest and Stream.

''God bless the man who first invented sleepI"
So SanchO Panza said, and so sayIi
And bless him. also, that he didn't keep
His great discovery to himself, or try
To make it-as the lucky fellow might
A close monopoly. by "ratent rghtl"
Yes, bless the man who first invented sleep,
Il really can't avoid the iteration:)
But blast the man, with curses loud and Deep
Whate'er the rascal's name, or age or station,
Who first invented and went round advising
That artificial cutoff early rising.
"Rise with the lark. and with the lark to bed,"
Observes some solemn, sentimental owl;
Maxims like these are cheaply said,
But ere you make yourselfa fool or owl,
Pray just inquire about their rise-and fall,
And whether larks have any beds at all
The slime for honest folks to be abed,"
Is in the morning. if reason right
And he who cannot keep his precious head
Upon his pillow till it's fairly light,
And SO enjoy his forty morning winks,
Is up-to knavery; or else-he drinksI
Thompson, who sung about the seasons" said
1t was a glorious thing to rise IN season;
But then he said it-lying-n his bed
At ten o'clock, a. m.-the very reason
He wrote so charmingly. The simple fact is,
His preaching wasn't sanctioned by his practice
'Tis doubtless, well to be sometimes awake
Awake to duty and awake to truth;
But when, alas a nice review we take
OF our best deeds and days. we find, in sooth,
The hours that leave the slightest cause to weep,
Are those We passed in childhood. or-asleepi
'Tis beautiful to leave the world awhile,
For the soft visions of the gentle night,
And free, at last, from mental care or guile,
To live, as only in the angels sight.
In sleeps sweet realms SO costly shut in,
Where, at the worst, we only dream of snI
So let US sleep, and give the maker praise.
like the lad who, when his father thought
To clip his morning nap by hackneyed phrase
OF vagrant worm by early songster caught,
Cried, "served him rghtl-it's not at all surprsin
The worm was punished. sir, for early rising"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10

The symptoms of itching piles are mois
ture, like perspiration, intense itching,
most at night, seems as if pin worms were
crawling in or about the rectum. The
more you scratch the worse they itch;
very distressing. The private parts are
often affected. DIR. SwAYNE's OINTMENT
is the most effective remedy eXtant for this
tormenting complaint. Gives rest at
night without that desire to scratch. Also
has no equal in quickly eradicating letter,
itch, salt rheum, erysipelas, BARRIERS itch,
pimples, all scaly, crusty, itching skin
eruptions. Here is the proof: Certainly
the best remedy ever used in my practice,
Dr. Cotton, Woodstock, VT. J" Troubled
with itching piles for over twenty years,
it cured me completely, L. S. Messer, En-
field, Me. Sent for so cts, in ct. stamps,
boxes, $1.25, by DIR. Swayne & Son,
Philadelphia, Pa. Sold by all druggists.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10
CHESTNUTS.

Brown children Of the autumn wood,
You tell me of the olden time,
When DER the hillside paths l roamed,
In bright October's golden prime.
When meath the naples all afiame,
dreamed the pleasant hours away;
While round me like picture fair,
The woodlands in their beauty lay.
And the white, mist-like fairy veil,
Come slowly creeping up the hill,
From where the river hastened on
To the broad pond beside the mill.
There mid the grass and fragrant ferns,
Just parted from their bury home,
ABid the leaves all saffron dyed,
The chestnuts lay around me strown.
All! then what joyous task was mine,
My basket with brown nuts to fill;
While mid the boughs the llght-winged jay
Gives me welcome loud and shriIl.
How well love each woodland voice,
The squirrels chirp. the brooks low song.
The music of the air-harps wild.
Borne by the wondering winds along.
That mossy seat beneath the trees,
The wood with spicy perfume sweet
The carpet golden, green and brown,
By nature spread beneath my feet.
ne'er shall see such wood again,
Those autumn days can come no more;
For life has drifted me away
From youths enchanted fowery shore.
How strong the tie that binds the heart
To all it loved when life was new!
The hillside path. the orchard slope,
The pastures where the berries grew.
And here in commerce-crowded mart,
Amid this restless, busy life,
Where all the world seems met to see
Who shall be foremost in the strife.
Mid all the sounds that fill the street,
These small brown nuts in boxes piled,
Bring back to me my vanished youth,
And am once again a child.
Forest and Stred
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10

er having heard you preach before. But
of one thing am determined. you shall
not bring in our doctor to your patient.
He is a perfect aristocrat, and has no
idea we keep lodger and l do not wish
him to know it,
There's a young saw-bones few
doors below" drawled my youngest gen.
tleman cousin, who resented my waiting
upon any one but himself, "he'll do for
your fine old-nuisance.
That very evening Mr.. Griffin had a
bad turn, and 1 sent for the 'young saw
bones few doors below" in great haste.
And from that time for three months,
although very seldom confined to his
bed. our lodger hever had we'll day.
At the end of the three months however,
he began to mend slowly, and at the
end of two more was on his feet again.
And then he told me that he had made
up his mind to return to England.
81 am sorry, very sorry, to part with
you," replied, "but it is right you
should co.
''Well said, Little Honesty. And
now let's begin to pack" said he.
DR.. Rice and went with the old gen.
tleman to the steamer that was to carry
him away, and waved last farewell to
HMM the midst of crowd also wav-
ing last farewells-from the pier as the
vessel slewly moved out into the stream,
and then we returned to our respective
homes to read the letters he had placed
in our respective hands with his final
goodbye.
Mine l read in the privacy of my own
room at first, and when l had partially
recovered from my establishment and de-
light, l flew down stairs, called the fam
lily together, and read it to them. 1t
was as follows:
"DEAR LITTLE HoNEsTY.-Had ]
died-which | didn't, thanks, under
God, to you and DR.. Rice-I should
have left each of my dear young friends
ten thousand dollars in my will. But
having lived l am going to do much
pleasanter thing-I am going to give
them ten thousand at once. My lawyer
will see you both tomorrow.
AMOS GRIFFIN"
"P. ST. have also left slight be-
quest to Miss Ethel Egbert. She will
find it on the lower shelf of the closet in
the room l occupied when 1 was her
cousin Dorothea's lodger."
Ethel for once forgot her graceful,
gliding step. She started hastily fol
the stairs. but her youngest brother was
before her, and she was fain to turn
back as he slid down the baluster, and
landed in our midst with something in
his arms.
1t was large framed photograph o.
Amos Griffin, with a card attached bear
ing these words, can excellent picture o.
AN Old Nuisance.
| married DR.. Rice.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10

There is man in St. Louis who has a
wonderful memory 1t is thought the
city will eventually employ him to remem-
Der the Sabbath.
1t must have been great relief to
Adam, after his fall, that there were not
a dozen or so indignant neighbors to kick
him after he was down.
A satiracal young lady perpetrates this
"con": "When does young man feel
most down in the mouth? When he is
trying to cultivate a moustach."
A boy defined salt as 'sthe stuff that
makes potatoes taste bad when you don't
put it on" He was twin brother to the
boy who said that pins had saved a great
many lives by not being swallowed.
An exchange speaks of erich heiress. -
When young man makes up his mind to
marry an heiress, we advise him to select
rich one. A poor heiress is delusion
and snare and hollow mockery.
'Pa," quoth Sammie, to his sire, ''why
don't you go out West?" 'Why do you
ask, my boy?" because Bill Higgins
| went there, and he struck banana" sA
bonanza you mean, Sammie.' ssWell
what's the diference?" 'Why, when peo.
pie strike a bonanza, it sets them up
and when they strike banana, it sets
them down."
1
s'Can see the lady Of the house?" in
quired the pedler. "Well, yes, you cal
if you amt blind!" snapped the woman
who had answered the bell. ''Oh, beg
pardon, madam; you are the woman o
the house, them" eyes, I am! Wha
dyer take me for? Did yer think I wa
the gentleman Of the house, or the mex
door neighbor, or one of the farm hands
or the cat, or the ice-chest?" 'I didn'
know, madam, but you might be tn
youngest daughter" ''Oh, did yer? Well
that was nat'ral, too," replied the lady O
the house. ssWhat do you want, sir?
When the pedler left half an hour later
his face was full of smiles and his pocke
full of money.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10

THINKERS WILL READ AND HEED THIs-When our
most experienced and practical physicians widely en-
dorse and recommend medicine. knowing from the
ingredients used it must have an excellent general
effect the human system, and be true strengthen
of every organ of ve and recognized as Natures
best assistant in curing dyspepsia indigestion general
debility. nervous prostration, want Of vitality. conva
lescence feyers chronic chills and fever dumb ague
female diseases broken-down constitutions. i'll health
weakness debility. imperfect action Of the organs Of
life and health. etc. all of which make life miserable;
then indeed should the newspaper press Of the country
call the attention of suffering humanity merio-
torious a compound We refer to Browns Iron Bit
ters remedy having the largest sale in the East Of
any medicine ever invented simply because it has
true merit and gives permanent relieE-Herald.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10

A Bellows Falls lady recently coughed
up tooth which had been in one of her
bronchial tubes more than a year. and
now she is recovering from what all her
friends thought was consumption.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10

"Where if the island of Java situa-
ted 2" asked an Austin school teacher of
a small, rather forlorn-looking boy. 81
dunno, sir" Don't you know where
coffee comes from ?" "Yes, sir we bor-
rows it ready parched from the next
door nelg hbor."
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10

A number of families from Water
bury who have been in Kansas and Cal
ifornia during the last three years have
this fall returned to Vermont to stay.
None of them tell very fatterlng stories
of the West.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10

"HOw WELL You ARE LOOKING !"-
"Every one 1 meet says, How well you
are looking 1 tell them it is the Com
pound Oxygen rebuilding me.
/ can scarcely believe myself to be the
same miserable little woman once was"
Treaties on Compound Oxygen sent free.
Drs. StarkeY & Palen, Philadelphia, Pa.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10

A South End father asked his son if
he was too tired or lame to go to Bar
NUNS circus, and when the boy said
''no," told him to go and bring up hod
of coal. And he couldn't say he wasn't
able.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10

Truman Howe, % years old, freight
brakeman, was fatally injured at Brat
tleboro. Monday Sept. 26th, while
shackling cars in the depot yard, and
died in about four hours. His home
was in Ely.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-10

Mother has recovered )" wrote an Illinois gIrl TO
her Eastern relatives "she took bitters for long
time but without any good. So when she heard OF
the virtues of Kidneywort she got box aud it has
completely cured her. SO that she do much
work now as she could before we moved West Since
she has got well everyone about here is taking It,"
See advertisement,