The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1881-06-02
HERE AND THERE.

The Boston Transcript says that par
ents punish their children for being so
much like themselves.
~ have rolled up my sleeves and spit
ON my hands in behalf of spontaneous
vindIcation' - Roscoe Conkling.
me too'-'. plat.
Paddy Ryan offers TO fight anybody in
America for 5000 side. Here is a
rare opportunity for Mr.. ConkIing TO
ameliora;e his financial condition.
New York Herald: There is class
of people who are not able to decide be-
tween the merits of butter and of oleo-
MAJ garinc. They are looking FOR bread.
While Garlleld's administration has
abounded in surprises, tits noteworthy
fact that no Ohio man has rendered his
resignation under the present regime.
It is logical TO assume that peanuts
arc looking up at Albany. 1t is regard
ed as possible that the legislative circus
in that city may continue till some time
in July.
1t is rumorcd that Mr.. Conkling and
General Butter are figuring on plans and
specifications for an independent party.
Ben and Roscoe would make magnetic
pair TO draw to.
The --latest: "Do you play the piano9 ~
"Nol don't play the piano. but my sis
ter Hannah, who is in Savannah, she
plays The piano in most charming
manner. Have bananna?'
Speaking of the New York Evening
Post with Carl Schurz as editor, For
ney's Sunday Chronic!, says: THE
coHrse of that paper uidc, iirmt pilotage
may be relied on 10 teabOu. IS straight
as rams horn.
1t is denied that Conkling counts the
red noses in estimating his numerical
support in the New York Legislature.
His friends declare that he would spurn
an election to the United States senate
with the aid of Democratic votes.
The grave of Col Thos Scott, the de-
ceased RAILROAD magnate, will be watch
ell for some time by men employed for
that purpose. His friends are dctcrmin-
ed that the man vino worked himself &c
death shall not be robbed of the rest
which the grave brings TO all the weary
sons and daughters of toll.
at is said that extremes meet. | trusl
this will not prove true in the case OF
Commodore Mutt and myself. My in
tercst in the future of the Independent
party renters me somewhat ayerse tC
crossing the swelling Jordan just at ;
time when l am apparently vaulting tC
the zenith of my brilliant political
career" David Davis.
The Supreme Court of New York hal
!, granted the order to change the name o
the corporation of "Scribner s. Co." Il
THE Century Co."-the order to taxi
effect on the 21st of June. The July is
J sues of Scribner's Monthly and ST
Nicholas will have the new corporal,
imprint.
. The passionate out-burst of grief I,
which the Princess Stephanie gave ven
. on the occasion of her marriage will
Arch-duke Rudolph, is now attributed
to a rumor which had reached her car
to the effect that her husband was in th,
! habit of eating his peas with cas-
knife.
AWisconsin lady of sweet sixteen, be
. cause her father opposed her receivin!
: visits from certain young man, took
dose of baking powder sediment whicl
/. soon terminated her earthly career, an
: then her lover did the same thing an
) he died. If the example of this brace c
turtles becomes at all contagious, tn
' foolkillcr can make arrangements for
!. prolracted summer vacation.