The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-03-15
IT Is A FACT,
And the Pspsr Published for tho
People now on Earth Can
Prove It.

Hr0V0 IL.
That it is blanked muddy.
That Garfeld's cabinet has no
Key.
That our sporting men sre taking
q rest At present
That few of Sedalia's BARRIERS are
silent" shavers.
THAT St. PAtrick's day slowly put
surely approaches.
That q marriage is to take place
in Sedslia Tuesday.
That the season for . decrease in
marriages 10 approaching.
That modesty in woman seems at
= discount in Sedaiia now.
That Perry Halves will never
again be postmaster Of Sedalis.
That six out of ten young ladies
in Sedalia are without besux.
That an official who has fattened
in Office should be given . rest.
THAT there Is much moro religion
preached than practiced in Sedalis.
That the thirteen-year-od girl i.
certain to make 40 item for the news-
papers.
That few towns in the state car
furnish more good pool PLAYERS thar
Sedaiia.
That the Garrison house "twins"
entertain handsomely at their rooms
in Porter's block.
That Capt. Bridges warmed Jim
Merri6eld for thirteen games Of pool
yesterday afternoon.
That Bob Schulz will entertain q
few intimate friends in royal style 1t
his room this afternoon.
That the young lady who ate
oysters at Ksiseris with Babe"
Mills. last night. was not his cousin.
That the only man in town who
will not see the miserable condition O!
our pavements this spring 10 blind.
That if our leading men would
use their brains more and mouths less.
the town would b greatly benefited.
That Warren Galbreat;, should
make trip to Lexington soon, or bis
rival at that point may get the best of
him.
That the democracy should put
none but first-class men in nomination
for city Offices at the approaching cleo
ton.
That Mac. Demuth keeps out
Of the way Of the baggage trucks
since the accident at the depot the
other night.
THAT the doctor who neRlects hi.
family in order to pay his attentions
to q frail woman never fails to perpse
this column.
That good-looklng man Of the
First ward will sever his connection
with bachelorship shortly, If what he
says is true.
That the two sporting girls from
Kansas City shook the mud of Sedalis
from their feet yesterday morning anc
returned home.
THAT Marshal Smith is not a
candidate for reelection. He will
not. however, refuse the nomination
if the same is rendered him.
That Billy Courtney and Frank
Hardcas!ie are afraid of sunstroke,
and yesterday put up . splendid avn
ing in front of the formers store.
That when you como to crowding
four people into one bed, you should
have . bedstead built especially for
that purpose. For particulars, ask
Schneider or Heneiken.
THAT tho woman who Lost her
shoe in the mud At the corner of Sixth
and Ohio streets, Friday night, gave
vent to her feelings in language more
emphatic than polite.
That not withstsnding Johnny
Landes has published . card declining
to he candidate for mayor, bis mary
friends are talking of circulating a
petition asking him to reconsider.
That al the brains that some of
our society young men possess could
of put into . thimble. and yet the lady
who next used the thimble would end
nothing to interfere with her sewing.
That - the warm weather ap-
proaches, the festive loafer begins to
examine the various corners. with q
view to deciding % to which one he
will grace With bis manly from and
adamantins cheek during the season.
That it i better never to speak
of friend - having been drunk"
If you feel it absolutely necessary to
20 and tell everybody Of your friends
failing. speak of him as having been
10 state of exhileration."
That the late weather has been
the cause Of q great number of lovers
quarrels, but how 10 tho world can q
fellow recognize his sweetheart 90 the
street if she has . veil a. thick - .
gunny bag over Der face.
That there are several married
men in this town whose wives should
he informed of their actions. The
Bohemian does not believe in carry
ing tales, but it 10 shame that women
should 60 on loving brutes Who are
utterly unworthy Of them.
That the man who speaks slight
ingly of women as . sex should be
avoided by everyone. His nature ie
imbruted. either BY birth or a.eocia-
tons. When q man has gone 90 far
that the refining influence of women |
has no effect on him. he might a. we'll
60 to the dogs at once.
That Sedalia Is blest with more |
pert little misses with nothing in