, 1881-06-26
LOCAL ITEMS.
Tho astronomer from his bed uTosc
To sec the comet rnS his hupe.
Alas, twas Mury An.,'s red hose
Thut SWUNG t,cfnrc TITS telescope.

| There is no greater cause for sickness III
! simmer than that which comes from impure
| food. Of the 1li;l,y icc-elsests aud rtfrig-
| orators now in Use. tl,ert: ;tre but feW tll2t
! accomplish their object. and only ole that Is
| - l'erfeclI,n.' This is manufactured by the
| Richard T.. Handbook Manufacturing Com
| pany, Office and factory ut 2225 Canal street.
These refriScratnrs need but intelligent i'll
| spection TO recommend themselves. Mr..
! HalnbrooS, tile Inventor, has :slIet the sub
| jec1 much careful study. ;.l.d nHcS tho
nisleu, not painted, aud Nlmn plan that IN
sH1cs cou, airy, ami perfect ventilation, and
| the tnOi is always SWEET and fresh. iiN:
public: is strongly recommended 10 call ;tl'l
| examine this excellent rttTi@erIt"r hetDrt:
rsEing the prcl!as,: vi :, painted and puttietl
pine-box that will rather poson than pre-
serve anything that ii may contain; Ille
| oilisc and factory Is rt::tcti by VAN Gnrell,
Canal. Jefferson. Twelfth streets, aud Callal-
| pUrt avenue c;llS.
There tsetl to he Ill, o'd.fHshioned belief III
Providence. but nullce tile l'eopie have loS1
| tNith in Providence slicc The CllcaSuS Whit
| washed thei1 ST hadiy.-Prcsidcnt Hntbcit.
Beard Of Trade and insurance men will
find nO better place II take tl!tlr nun'l.l:.y
meal than the popular Enard OF Trade LUNCH
Room, tately opened ut III and III La Sale
street, iile room formerly occupied by tho
| ''Opcn Board"
The Co1nnnl-Se11se Luncll-Roonl. corner
of State ami Randolph streets Central Music-
/ Hall BuiItiiligi, cuntlltueS to nalnil!n tile
lend rs reEartis cleanliness aud good fare.
| Their GUESTS are llstc cs'ol anu cu1:lorta'lc
even III the hottest days by six improved
| steam ve1ltilatis tfl,s.
Clara Morris thinks she can pcrsona:c q
gypsy, nln is having Il play written expressly
| for her. L good idea, Clara, ~ wear scalt}
cio,ltu, this hot weather ;il1dnot ap,H:r odd.
Half the pleasure ana enjoyment OF Il race
/ is last il the ltnker-Ull t.s not have atl it,
| cnrate ellr"nrg:apl "r spll'-secusltl tiincr 10
satisfy hii1lSpf rs tu the actual lime llldt by
| tie flyers. Ilis is probably the reson why
there ll;s, been such large SALE III cIlront-
| graph and repeaters Of the best Swiss anl
| American liakes at y. Natson l. Cn. = this
week. 1t is admitted that this house carries
the ArEest stuck III this linz anu their prices
are always satisfactory.
ment," remarked Jones to Ills wife the other
evening, rs lie returned II his seat 1T the
theatre. Indeed" replied Mrs: Jones with
| sarcastic surprise. ~ supposed, from! tho
tu ste your worst enemy" Jones WINGED.
Mr.. Il. Lape. corner Twcnty-serord street
and indiana avenue, has just purchased Of
Nl+ss:S. e.. r. kimbAIl Il TO. a1a elegant
killam landau tpr tile nsc nf Ills customers
Ialn. is bnuMi to have tho best.
Unless II lady does solue decorative art
; work nowadays sle is behind tile times. Ny
;; PAPER a!n't 50 bad after all.-IFiibur I.
Storey.
We would advise tllnse about purchasing
confectionery fnr the Sangertest holidays to
buy lit Sw;nsUn'. new store, ~ State street.
Ills stock is all absolutely fresh aud pure. and
Embraces 1tit l;:u>l delicious CONNECTIONS.
The yonkers G.izcttc gives this scasonable
advice: ''l,on't take It liqui.i toliic. f;o out
into the gartlc and falnIIiafiIe yourself will.
4 mower; yn1l'll find that a s;clnacllic,"
When will that Gazc;tc learn +. spell cor
recliy" A-c-:l-e spells ache in Chicago.
Ladies should remember that Hail has
greatly reduced the prizes of millinery to
close tic season. I0l State street and -
West Madison street.
To call it 'llades" weakens the force Of
the expression very much. How Hat it will
THAT WAS Elaties at !. thing to put in ills
paper about 'uc; Muere lhe haues is the fel-
low who WI Ote IL:
The Sovereign is the latest improved Mac
knIlon pnis. 1t can 1T closed Into slnall
c,'tnp:!sS Tor the pocket anc lc1tSinencd for
use. The most popular l'eli i.te. Mac
kinilon Pen Company, o. ,ladisun street.
Do mol tell !, man he IitS. 1t is vulgar.
Say that his conversation suggests 10 your
mind u st1lll;Hcr-lpsuit circular.
The ''Lctttner'' hat is all the rage for
Siin.prftst holidays. Introduced W i1orner,
Old tftSt -litAlSbH ollEG%-
An anxious correspondent writes lis 4 long
communication, saying that he can prove
frn,lt tho Bible that angels nave Wings We
don't believe it. Btulc or 10 Bioit, tic one
We married hasn't amy Wigs.
Ille c.s!nners of \. Walters will he
pleased tn learn that lie has just purchased
oi G. +. Kimball q Co. one Ut those un-
c4,laletl l>ilam 1andal1s.
The fool Eoeth Out in salI-b0at When he
doesn't Know Il boon. from breaker. hut the
visit man pii:sss ~ pebbles IN the shore and
tlirts with y girl III pink dress.
ke1dy's oil-stovc but requires inspection to
convince yon ri It's merits. Exulllno il ut
the Office, 16' East -Ada.IIs street.
~ young lady having died with guitar in
her llaMis, 4 BoSiunan regrets t1e fact, hut
wo1iIsi mt object it n few young men should
die with accortliuns in their lI;tllls.
For perfect crayon work aud natural pho
tograpl.y scc Ai,lbulll, ;s;5 West Matlisoil st.
y PHILADELPHIA girl oil being asked what
she considered The greatest misfortune that
could oyeriahe woman, pr.'nlp;!y replied,
=" Attending picnic with Il boil Oil her lip"
Tie oftly absolutely perfect tittin. shirt is
natleby Gone, LIS Dcarburn-
There are So many tuwn5 in Illinois where
they line (: man fur swearing that Il stranger
never knows wf,en it is satc for him 10 talk
about tile weather.
Cooper, the halter, can sllit everybody in
hats, any style aud price. 1871 Clark street.
My friend has reverence for The TRUTH"
said Il Baronet to !; gentleman. so 1 per-
ceive." was tile reply, - for lie always keeps
!. respectable distance from ii.
The finest place fur pic1lit is lIenmrich
Park. Washington Heights. For date and
ternl5 apply at ;51t Stitt street.
Speaking Of drainage" says Jones, !" my
wife and lnG lighters understand it to perfec-
tioI, and my bank account will be drainc'l
dry before tlley, get back from Saratoga anu
Long Branch"
Special attention is called to the Royal Owl
cigarettes. This brand Ut I'LL Havana cigar
cites is Stratton IL Storms latest and best
production Soid BY all dealers.
Daughter" We'll, mother, when grow
up, shall have my l)uOts us tight us want
them." Motller-'' Yes, my dear. i suspect
When you get older ynu will walk yourself
into the grayc." Dau@,ler-'' Perhaps l
nay, PIT, anyway, shall look well while
FARMS! NOTHING BUT FARMS!
Atr. T. u. Boyd Of 10 Madison street, has
just published large and very handsome
paper giving a complete AMI full description
OF about 100 of tho best improved stock and