Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1881-03-17
local Correspondence
A CADET.
Binary RnIrcH. March. 1881

Binary BRANCH, March, 1881.
We all love the wonderland If they are not
spoilt in the making up, they are all worthy OF
it, The man who does not have the real love Of
woman in his soul is TT for anything that Is
mean, his birth was blunder, and he ought to
be kicked out Of the world by old maids or put
in the House of Correction for life. Adam loved
Eve, and 50 ell their true descepdents have fol-
lowed his example ever since. Mind, the crea-
ton of the milliner's shop is a worthless cheat,
made up of dry-goOds and whalebone, and has
more cotton than heart in her bosom. YOu had
better attend your own funeral than love one
Of them. But pure and true women, how can
we help loving them7 The girl that behaves
the best is the prettiest. Women who are pure,
noble and truly wOmanly, have hearts that are
like pure gold, and are real belp-meetS to man.
not beautiful moths. They keep the house clean,
the victuaIs well cooked, the husbands clothes
mended, the children washed and spanked and
the babies quiet. They spin more yarn in the
house than among the neighbors, and never,
like the snail carry all they have on their backs
They respect the aged, and particularly old Wild
overs. They speak kindly to them and some
times give them q sly smile. They are not
afraid Of dish water and know how 70 work the
dough. They can act the lady in the parlOr, or
attend to the work in the kitchen. Such are
pretty women. Single them out from among
the eounterfeits, love aud marry them, and you
viii never regret It.
Two of our youngsters are very much enam-
ored with a certain little lady. They seem 1t
times 10 be greatly carried away bY the "green-
eyed monster when their pretty little Inamora-
10 tires Of their nonsensieaI whispering, and
more especially when she smiles upon q certain
old widower in the neighborho0d.
Messrs. Editors, ] am glad 20 see that the
doughty warrior, 'sThe Unknown Ego, {" always
keeps himself in harness and bravely comes 70
the defence Of all prosecuted humanity. BE Is \
rood and redoubtable ehampion---foF he stands
so singh and has such good Understand
ing'' II seems 20 worry him very much 70
think that have been able 20 smuse any one
bat believe that I have succeeded in contribu-
ting 10 the amusement Of as many people ne has
that mighty pen welded BY the able hand Of the
Unknown alias Ego, with his numerous other
aliases GLOW meanly enyious are some men
aIwavs ready 20 attack and abuse anybody who
does not sahserve their own Interest" Gould
II have been convenient for the Triarehy TO have
given the gentleman tne posstlou 20 MUCH eve
ted be might not have been 50 bard upon them,
and have understood that the gentleman gave
perfect satisfaction in the position that he held
last year, and hope that he may he equally as
successful this. about the position that the
gentleman says have 50 efficiently held for the
last three years. II was position that was
forced upon me unsOugbt, but which have
tried TO fi honestly and impartiaily, and 30 long
az bold IL, I will not be forced 70 do anything
that believe 70 re wrong By the sarcastic pen
or the good or bad opinion Of the "Unknown
Ego.'i or the abuse Of bis satellites. think
that the gentleman might he very greatly berle-
fted By taking his own and FriendshiP advise.
but see that The preaching comes great deal
easier % him than the practice. Well, we can
expect nothing better from him when bis bead
and heart lie 50 far apart II. b.