Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-02-11
An Appendix TO the Conversation of Mr..
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An Appendix TO the Conversation of Mr..
Brandy bier Published 10 the "lntelli-
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Correspondence OF the Register.
Judge, it is harvest for us, We can
reap the crop, il We manage the affair
properly. Let US make speeches, pour
hot canisters into the easily allured au-
diences by means OF eur eloquence.
You undoubtedly are co2nitiye OF the
fact that easy belief is predOminating
and by unfolding it we can derive in
Vulnerable benefits to ourselves. We
can just till our pockets,as there are.mil-
lions in this affair! | have made Of yore
lots OF money, in fact all can possibly
obtain from the beer fellows; just tell
you that they were soaked very heavy
by me. | always took care 10 take
money in advance and when they
wanted my services. left them
in the lurch. Wasn't that a
smart trick? Now We have
a chance to also make ourselves
familiar with the inside Of the temper.
ance parkets. In case We cannot find
directly, our share will come in other
wise. besides We will be considered the
second Moses" Words to this effect
were spoken by an individual more re-
sembling a jumping jack than human
being. He bore more resemblance to
the former, because it appeared that re.
ouirement only asked Tor a string to be
appended to the proper place. His pale
yisage, his loose and shifting garments
which were evidently made too large for
his skeleton structure OF body,
ipastime had from appearance
not forgotten to leave its
usual mark his spindle,like walk
ing appurtensnCes encased in pantaloOns
bearing the resemblance OF having COW
cred a couple Of broOmsicks, his lilly
white hands that were scratching hls
scanty hair and strOking his auburn side
burners and mOustache as though his
mind was absorbed by meditatiOn-all
this had the tendency OF bearing a
strong Likelihood to such a ridiculous
article, "the jumping IacS." Suddenly
ne aroused himself, arising fully TO his
preponderous and commanding height.
Clapping the Judge upon the shoulder,
he eXclaims: swell, Judge, what have
YOU in store for my advice; what advice
10 offer to make and obtain money, BE-
come renowned, admired by the
ladies'
The Judge who secured a man absorb
edly and lost in his thoughts as though
ne had not listened TO his friend ElUah's
efTusion, abruptly upll;ed his grim
countenance, 81 tell you, my friend,
ne calculated, when all our means are
at naught to stop emigrants from pour
ing into this country, when We are un-
able 10 forbid the cOnfounded Dutch,
Irish and all blasted foreigners from
meddling with our home and political
affairs, To- prevent their filling our peo-
ple with honor OF their customs, th' n
We will still have one way to choose OF
stopping all the squabbic and silence
them forever. We must do like the
Mormons, attempt to annihliate them.
Let us follow the Mountain Meatow
Massacre, butcher al foreigners IN cold
blooI, spare no one, not even the chill
drep. Let us consider them as curse
10 the human race only 10 get rid OF by
total extinction. forgot myself. Such
cannot now be done, continued the
Judye, as ii compelling his mind to wan
der away from recollection OF occur
rences, over which many cold winter
had passed, and the bleak winds OF the
plains had surg many q woetul tale.
n not "a
and not foster ideas never within our
reach to form into facts. What DO You
think If our Ctfprts should be crowned
with success. u abolish all liquor traffic,
womb We also I've compelled from
partaSiug of our usual toddieS? | am
SO addicted TO then, II course imblblng
AZ home and snOoZlug away secretly the
Ell, cts, that il will bea pretty hard thing
IN do without their MIGRATING and stlm-
ulating properties.
40. bosh,. nGtaing OF the kind will
Won be submitted to, retOrted mis- friend.
lyon can take them a. heretofore. TO
over to Ohio, Pennsylvania or Maryland
and buy Jug OF whisky, have it packed
in nail key and ship II as nails to your
direction. You can also utilize flour
barrel 10 the same effect. A person has
IN be shrewd. though. Look at
the benefit accruirg to us both
by advocating the temperance cause.
N We were 10 work for the beer
( lows, We might possibly be compensa-
led for temporary work. The money so
obtained would soon vanish; they would
shun us as much as ever, because they
know US too well. On the other hand
there are good chances to uphold a we'll
paving position. Our presence among
temperance ladies will be highly appre
ciated by the latter. We will have a
never dieing fame as great and eminent
eulogists, and our names will be record
ed among the first OF the temperance
annals"
Now IL such is the case, | am Gin with
heart and soul. l will retain my tod.
dies. be ladies man, make money and
become renowned" said the Judge as
he arose TO shake hands with his friend
for his earnest persuasion. The con-
tract was sealed by his friend reaching
into his oyercoat pocket and from its
depths produced bottle OF bug-iuice
which was heartily partsken ofby both.
A grin OF satisfaction, relishing smack
of the lips and bean OF burnt coffee for
each friend ended the conversation.
They nave a purpose in view; let them
be successful in their minds.
JUSTICE.