The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-05-18
HUM6Rs or THE DAY
AULAcK subject the coal qucstiou.


, ABLAcK subioet-the coal qucstigu.
Z WHAr burns 10 keep a secret seal.
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z ELEcUH0 bcuos-iomale Telegraph
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i THE spot for husbands with soolding
/ wiYes--5hru0B-bury, .H Z. ...s
WINS wUulda volunteer corfia moEt
. need cook? When thoy have ga >
range. .H#| ..H H...#fu.
EVEN dumb animals exhibit attach
mcut The horse IS always attached 30
the vehicle which BE- drawA .H" r.E
An old farmer on beng informed thnt
one of hrs ncighbora owed him % u1idgr.
growled out; No matter. hr m8Fcr
pays anything.
\ PAPER, In giving nn account ~ n
shooting ntray, says tho w6un1dd mm d
expected % recover. a. tho pistol lEll
lodged IN his 'diunU-pail
A srEAAmoEr captain, In advertising
for an excursion, closes thus. Tickets
twenty-five cents; children half prse. 90
be had 40 the captains Office.
"EaPrY is the Cradle. Babys Gone"
rs the title of the latest serio-idiotir
song. ~ win probably hc followed hy
Empty is the Bottle, Papl' Fun.
"PCr upon my tombstone" SAIL The
dying man, Fan cpiAph stating that 1
was scuuudrcl, thief aud brute Then
people VII think 4 was good man.
Epituphs always bic So
" i believe The jury have been iuocu.
lated for stupidity. said testv lIuvrr
% That may be, replied his oup1uout.
q bat tho bar and the court are of tbr
opinion that you had It in the natural
way"
LmurEyNST C0uUNDEH GomuEGE
says the obelisk viii endure iu our
climate Tor o,GiD years We advise our
readers % remember this. They muy
get the laugh GA Gouinge ia thc year
10, 40.
" AHE you a good uderY asked % lis.
cry man.. u an, replied thp customer.
auu just then the horse suurtcd. stood ou
its hands, came down and buckcd Aud
the customer went ON, from his high seat
M the haymow: ''f5ce how easily got
of.
To what degree" asks an inquiriug
friend Of Mr.. BccchCr. "mav person at
the present day be- iguorunt without
being gulty2' THAT depends on tine
person, replies Henry Ward: "some
people aie born with genius fur ignur-
auce"
IIEE lira wcw INC thg lgaygs. le ala,
ly Autumu'H crimson tinted.
q" Some people Autumn leaves UfUarfgH
Wv pressing thrn, I" she hInfei
u be meaning y. the ecuils hint
The lover dd discern
Aui s9 hg lasIfd hFr round thg uHHk
And glued hIs liIs to hcf'n.
A LITTLE fve-ycar-old hoy astunishod
his mother one day by urging her b. SEQ
II lis chin whisEers had not commenced
to sprout Another, standing before her
aud looking up into her face, inquired.
Ala, what's the reason il amt "a man
now? IN got q iack-kuifa and a pocket
book.
FREDDIE went To- O. funeral. when hc
returned us mother asked where tho
text was. Hc couldn't tell whore 10 was.
but he know what 70 WINS. and ho re-
peated it: "He's dead, aud theywcut up
the road" Tho text was. "Alu g6Uth
TO bis long home and the m0uruoIa go
about tho streets.
II SHOULD like 90 know" said little
Allie, after church one Sabbath. ''whut
makes the minister say what ho doses
always whom hc reads hymn" "What
does Ac sayY' asked mamma "Why.
Ie always says short Peter. ur long
Peter, or some other kind Of Peter.
when there isu't word about Potter in
the whole hymn g.