The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-01-14
THIS AND TEAT.
THE NEW NAyEE.

ford, II am the man."
The man who has his sisters spd hi,
cousins cannot be too careful Of his bnunts
! hava nothing whatever to say sqaiast Tho
police, for l never owned chicken. --Bryar
O'Rysn.
There Is a "Mothers' Society" in Chicsga
II discusses all matters pertaining to tho car,
of children.
Nobody has as good reason to stir IN the
newspaper boys IS Gen Grant. They ken,
him out of third form.
Two dragon pistols OF the time Of Crop.
well are on exhibition at Stockton, Cal, to-
gether with q Roman sword
II wouldEthave done for Indiana to hang
woman so soon after the governors mar,
riRge. furthermore, tho late Mr.. Brown was
notperfect.
Miss Spencer, who, in Michigan railroad
collision, broke her jaw, separated the bones
OF her nose, fractured her right collar bone
and received scalp wound four inches long.
is said to have recovered without benish,
l could not endure the thought OF nav
daughter loving another man better than
myself yet she married noble fallov. And
now the old feeling has returned. Itoll Won
1had horrible time Of it until tho ceremony
WAS over.-Ton Corwin.
Weather prophets have been known in all
ages. Every age has its Tices and its Vsn-
nors. Iu 1929 Humphreys Prophesies. /"
with hieroglyphics by VIM. Hone, was pub
lished. 1t had for its motto:
can who are Oyerwise, all who ara otherwise.
All who are never wlse all who are weather.
wise,
Oyer or other or never or weatherwlse,
All should read Humphrey and be altogether
wise"
Shooting in battle is not dangerous if the
heroes engaged are now TO the work. 81
saw one man." says an officer, "losd his run
over and over again, and he fred straight at
the sky every time. He imagined he was
doing great slaughter, and worked hard
throughout the fight. General Buffers sol.
diers in the battle Of Big Bethel did not kill a
single confederate"
Beacher thinks he is to die shortly. He
said to his beloved heare9rs at the pew-sale:
~ ana In vigorous health, but when q man
has come TO my time of life, we are admon-
ished that he may be called away from
earthly work at any time, and wnsn, from
year to year, | look at this gathering have a
strong feeling that when the year comes
around again shall look at il from differ.
ent sphere"
America generally has misinterpreted the
Society success" Of Bernhard in London.
She was paid for her visits into the great
solemn circle. Wherever sac was invited
by Mayfair il was not as guest. but rs an
artist, and her fee was from $3.50 to $500
That was the way in which London society
received her privately and as as Upper
Bohemian" The aristocrscy paid for star
ing at her, and having her recite in their
salons.-Chicago Times.
Under existing laws q thief can not be got
rid of unless, in the course Of his crimes, he
kills the person from whom he il stealing.
Ho may then DO hanged. Big Jack, the New
York burglar, has, it is true, been killed by
an accident, but such occurrences ore rare.
This thief mad boon known as q criminal from
his eighteenth year, ana has served terms of
imprisonment. But for his accident he
would have gone free, and perhaps would
never have been caught again. Nothing
could be more unwise than the Imprisonment
of confirmed thief for less than sixty
years.
Mrs. Christiancy's maiden name -Lugen.
beel-seems to be German, slightly angli-
elzed' II may have been originally Lugea-
bild-vhlch means phantom or deceptive
vision. Mr.. Christancy would, perhaps,
accept this dtfnition. There 10 German
word, lugen, which means to lock out or 10
Turk Another wOrd-luegen to
lie, and Bell means Ratchet, 30 that if her
name may at first havo been Luegenbeil, the
hatohct part Of it indicates that she-ss was
e1sctly the case with Washington-could
not tell lie. However, as the word Gire
is said to DO pronounced Hero, caution
must be exercised in forNing opinions for
names.
tits related by the Chicago Tribune that
young man in Boston fell violently in love
with q Chicago girl who visited that civ.
and endeayored, by taking her to Bunker
Hill monument, Joe Cooks lectures, the
semi-annual meeting of the Massachusetts
State Association for the Diffusion of Knowl-
edge Concerning PrO-Adamite Man. and
other edifying but inexpensive resorts, to
express the affection he was too bashful TO
declare. After the young lady had returned
to her native hssth on Elisabeth street, sbo
received letter from the Boston person, and
answered it as follows: "Denr Henry. Won
ask if return your love. Yes, genry.
hsvo no use for it, and return it with MANY
thanks By-by, Hank"
The premium pulpit Idle! breaches in Phil.
adelpbia. He set forth that the Saviour WAS
cruciied on Friday, aud that lone Of the
collateral evidences Of thisis tha. since that
tine executions hsyo been cessrulIy per-
formed on that day." "Wnen," continues
he "the governor of this commonwealth. for
some reason, chooses to change this order of
things, and appoints executions on Thursday,
do We not see that no breaks tho continuity
Of historic evidence and weakens 80 far the
glory of our redemption by Christs death ?"
According to this persons reasoning, Christ
might be supposed to have deserved death.
If days of execution bear any relation to
each other, no criminal should ever be set
10 death on the day that Chriat died. Such
an exception would be just as good collateral
evidence" as that which this Phila delphisn
would cling to.
When its determined by the local coun.
Gil of the league to Boycott" a landlord.
all the persons in his employ are secretly
notified Of tho fact, and are warned that no
one will be permitted to work for him any
longer. If The crops have yet to bs harvest.
ed they must remain untouched in the fole
under peril of tho vengeance of the league.
When this order is issued the landlords
hands suddenly desert him. Hired woman
doing service in his household az suddenly
disappear. The local trsdesmon, TO whom
he has looked for many of tho neceSaries of