The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-10-14
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The world Is apt 70 coo In your ear
like u dove whea you are rich. but u
lyon happen TO be poor it kicks like a
lmule.
The Philadelphia San has been inves-
,tiga x matters. and says that every
well-regulsted ocean steamer has .
proper deck.
Eat onions. sis.n Is tho Boston
Posts advice to O maiden who wants
20 know how 10 avoid having . mus
tache OF Der upper lip.
Spring chickens only bring ten cents
In AlabamA At some OF
our fashia nable hotels We have seen
them bring tears to the guests eyes,
Metz York Neics.
at Is exccrable tasts for q waiter 10
wear beard" So Il Is, but we prefer
that he should wear Il than to carry 1,
in sections on his soup-platcs. Nep
Hdrea Register.
"Who was II that said II Is not good
for man 20 be alones" asked n Sun
day-schooi teacher Of his class. A
bright boy answered. s'Daniel. sir,
when he was ia the lions deni"
Candid. lie (poetioal); Why should
| fear 10 sip the sweets OF each red lipP
She (practical); No necessity for alarm
At ALI use a vegetable color. which
3 not poisonous.
II Is useless for physicians TO argue
against short-sleeved dresses. Tho
@ institution Of the United States SAYS:
Tho right 10 bear arms shall not be-
.t.rfcrci with. Thomas Jefferson.
A hardy anna who had escaped
no OF tho recent shipwrecks on our
coast. was asked by n good lady hoa
q felt when the waves broke over him.
10 replied; "WeL ma'am; very wet"
Patti will visit America with her own
nsuagcr. Il Is rumorcd that the price
4 seats will DO $40. From this we
ialgc that Patti Is bashful. and doesn't
desire to sing To large audiences Dos
l0a Post
Saratoga has n six-f waiter. He
is tall enough I, SEQ Though transoms,
without using a b~rftbroed's step-lad-
lar.s
Jones says mat the clouds OF his
carly childhood were no bigger than a
woman's hand. bat a squal always fol-
lowed them.
One way to mako money Is to take u
half-pound trout, ill 1t up with shot,
and then 60 aud bet 1t weighs a pound
and a hall.
Tho sailors Is said to h n dogs life.
We know he must go before The mastii
h, goes to sea, and then he becomes q.
sail-settcr.
DO you think you will DO able TO
pull through" anxiously inquired tho
ne die Of the thread. Eye guess so."
was the pointed reply.
An American traveller says that "
talks an English shopkeeper fifteen
minutes 10 understand that he has no,
got what n customer wants.
A Richmond physician says that II
lpeoplc will take n bath in hot whisky
ssi rock-salt twice a year they will cs-
cape rheumatism and colds. But
lwouldn't sugar taste better than salt?
A gentleman down East. seeing his
ipra,iy maid with his wife's bonnet on,
kissed her. surprising her to be the real
owner. He soon discovered his error
through the assistance OF his wife.
A fashion papor tells US that silk
hosiery Is o all the rage In Paris,
with insertions Of portraits and me.
dallions Of point lace" Fancy glanc.
ling ut your lady-love's stocking and
finding there the portrait of some othor
fellow.
Biughampton Republican: Livin &
Representations Of Fluctuations: Tho
girl of the period. The swell who likes
TO cut n dash. The man who Is as tall
and thin as an exclamation point Tho
curious are interrogation marks. Tho
paragraph fiend. Firemen who put
colon. The man who makes brackets.
A clergyman was once forced to say
to q congregation that persisted in de-
Il A. ---s.ttNt
box: brethren who wish to contribute
buttons will please not hammer down
tho eyes. for while that process dooi
not incresss their value as coin 1t doei
impair 1sh usefulness rs buttons.