The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-08-02
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ADOut the only person thht we ever
heard Of that wasn't spoiled by being
llonized was a Jew named Daniel.-G.
D.. Prentice. u y
Sensible advice to all-Says Aaron to
Moses. I've got t~richinoisf' Says Mos
es TO Aaron, "You shouldn't pork fare
onr'-Pmach.
A double Experience =" Shall l read
you n pretty story. EniePn ..Has It got
n moral to itpn Yes. darling"
Then. Mumsey, I'd rather not. A
story With n moral Is like jam with a
powder in it."
If q girl has pretty teeth she laughs
often, II she's got q pretty foot she'll
wear a short dress. and II she's got n
nea hand she's fond Of a game of whist;
and il the reverse, she dislikes all these
small affairs.
As q lady was viewing herself in q
mirror. she said TO her daughter:
What would You give to be as hand,
some as ! amp just as much" re-
piled the daughter. ''as you would give
to be rs young as am"
''How do you like my spring clothesPn
asked Lcander. pretty wcll." replied
Hero. doubtfully. and then added: '.But
l think / should like you better in a
walking suit" Ho sat wrapt in silent
thought for about five minutes, and
then got up and walked slowly away in
the suit he had on.
1t was their first night aboard the
steamer. Eat last" no said, tcnderly,
1--WE are all alone. out upon the deep
waters, of the dark blue sea- and your
heart will always beat for me as 1t has
bent in the pastp" MY hearts all
right" sho answered. ~languidly. .but
my stomach feels awful"
Refinemcnts Of modern specch.-Fair
Intense One-"H Have you seen the old
masters at Burlington housep Bash
full youth (fresh from Marlborough. and
better at cricket and football than
aesthetic c0nversation)-".No that isl
mean. yesr Fair Intense One" Are
they not really quito too tool
Everybody on tho Champs Elysees,
Paris. stopped one day to turn and look
at a certain young lady. She attributed
tbs admiration to her new dress and
personal charms, but mol 1t was an ad-
vertising agent OF an umbrella firm who
had pinned on her chignon a business
card: "All silk-two dollars"
She raised a paper rulo to strike her
husband, and, as 1t happened, the rear
end of 1t grazed her chin and drew
blood, whereupon she tumbled all in
q heap In tho middle of the floor and
howlcd %piteously. But he only remarked
with the utmost composure: MY love,
it's q poor rule that won't work both
ways"
Little baby is very i'll. Charley; 1 am
afraid no is going to die" ..Well II
he dies. mamma, he won't go to tho bad
place" .'Why. Charley, how a you
know thatp" 20 I know he can't,
mamma, he's got no teeth to gnash."
Ohio is said to be excited because
the son Of a Baptist minister has a
ried the daughter Of q Jewish rabbi.
Anything that tends to retard the con-
sumption OF pork is certain to create
an excitement in Ohio.-Philadelphia
Chronicle Herald.
you amt taking any stock in wom-
ans love, ehPn mo-" he answered.
d~espondently, "ies all fiummery."
..very strange" added his friend.
you didn't use to talk that way"
Perhaps not" he replied. ..but Two
been married nearly two years, and
there are four pair Of trousers hanging
up in my closet waiting to be patched.
and n a stitch taken In them yet"
Deacon said a widow, as she
heaved a long drawn sigh, and softl.
raised two tcar-bejeweled eyes to his.
.'don't you sometimes have a yearning
for the sweet companionship Of q kin.
dred soul 10 share the joys and sorrows
that walk. twin like, with us through all
the varied scenes of lifeP" "sWell,
widow sighed the old deacon. in re-
ply. 81" kinder had q yesrning all
the v but ! thought maybe It was
them ans / Eat for supper"