Daily Republican., 1881-01-27
RHEVkTEES.

Sun risos 7.lI........Sur sars t.Vs.
rrY Wolte's Hindoo Catarrh cure.
Skates for T6 and $50. Iackels s9c.
Try Kings Good Samaritan Cough Syrup.
Go to Boyd h Co., II L. Attn St., Tor produce
Oupptng and Ieeohins at No. l0a Ii, I'd st.
Fifty tons, best quality ol Western bran,
at Front ST mills for sale.
We are delivering coal promptly now trom
Z. F'ell's yard, 62 West Front St, Al tae
lowest market rates. 22to bs TO the ton,
ThecheapeI. -four IN the city guilty con.
sidered, ts TO be found at steam Flour mills
W. Front street.
Shall hereafter darn your St0csInE1 Il
said to be the :ashi0naDe ltnTpr.ue ior a
lady 10 10 use when making a leap year lro
po3at,
Said Isndlady to her nephew, who was
bOarIing with her, have gIvon you your
| board, Bill, and now want you 10 give lie
nay board bill.
To the query Oh Danbury dentist to an
applicant iOr a new SCI, rs 10 WhSt sort OF
teeth she wanted, she said, something that
won't show dirt.
A youpg and charming lady should never
step on a platform scale while pTOmenadiAg
with her lover, rs sha Is almost surd thureby
tc give herself woigh.
A Seymors mechanic who picked up a
piece OF hot meial by mistake, let 60 OF 1t SO
quickly as 10 throw mis- shoulder Out OF Joint
This Is tho fastest time on record.
BOquet tables, foot rests, writing desE7,
marble top tables, camp chairs, secretaries,
music stands. library tables, and host OF
other goods st l.. +. Adair's, 207 MHrEet st
hOlled and pearl wheat, crushed and pearl
barley, larna, oat meal and Graham -four
the very best with the richest wheat Gour
that can be made out of wheat alone, also
buckwhelt, nopB better 51a cents, ct VIM
d. Picbels, 407 Ling ST.
All know about good or bad Ink, ,sNys Josh
Billings, IL this, our good lux we attribui 70
our khrewdneSs; our bad lux we ehaTge over
to somebody else's akount.
The world is like q skating rsIk-1ice
when you can glide smoothly over Its surface,
but cruel and cold to ait down when you
get your feet Knocked from un or yUa.
1t was man OF considerable means who
said when thrown from his horse, that
although not In very comfortable position
he considered himself pretty well off,
swear, said q gentleman to bis ladylOve,
you are very handsome. Pooh, said hhe lady
So you would say il you did not think so
Aud so you would think, answered he,
though l should not say so.
klfl VINO mhITleu AL Ou hlsbE lor nlS
wealth, but pre- ended she mar led him only
tor love. was surprised, when she asked him
Tor some money for the flrst time, at his re-
plying, truo love, darling seeks no change.
An English servant girl who had return ed
from the United states to visit her friends at
home, was told that she looked really arts.
tucrntic, to which she responded tunniiy,
yes, In America all OF Ms dOnesii:s pelonx
to hire class
A taunting husband on being told by his
wife that her sister had an increase In her
family Making lapse OF twelve years since
her INST born, exclaimed; BY ling Thought
lwoald make that couple attend 10 their own
business before got through with them.
Mary had some little SKATES
And with them went to slide,
She slipped and there ore had q iall,
AS also did her pride.
Her Eeels flew up. her head went down,
And sCruok upon the ice,
Displaying both her striped hose,
which surely was not nico.
She jumped up quickly on her feet,
And said she did net care;
But on the hose card YVES seep,
Marked Fifteen cents pair"