The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-12-20
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Wallace tirneIe is male of solder
stuif than meal aud water lie feeds
AMI drinks On the lat of the land.
Clover-Poii is his Dict Henders in
Reporter.
Persons living next door to piano,
read with alarm that Jenny Lind adj
vises American girls to STAY at home
Tor training III music This aud
TE,t.
The whipping-post is to be agitated
this term. 1t will be harl on that
poor phrase relic Of BarJarism'' To
have 10 he origin ted hy all Of the
new memOers.-[ Fleming Gazette.
Mr. Head has been appointed Mes.
Sen2er to the Wee President Uncl,
David shunlJ now get another Mes.
seugrr Of that uamc. Two heads are
better than ONE This and That.
"Sirong drink is curse" says
Talnage Yes, we know it is; ami
that's why we always weaken it be-
fore taking with little water and
sugar. = State Journal.
Gen. keifer made an excellcn. i'm
preston yesterday by his bearing in
the char, says Il " ashington special,
This is likely And the harder he
hears the more impression he will
make This and That.
It's not at all a hard matter Tor Us
TO understand how the universe al
ways was and how it came into being
before ii was; Gut when we attempt
10 understand this new Style fractions
business IN the present day aritime-
ties then we arc Stuck.-State journal,
Mrs. Flood, wife of the great Yves
tern Bonanza king,' paid 81 400 fol
a special ear to take herself aud dangh-
Ter from New York to San Francisco
last week. She acts as though she
were some newspaper mans wife,
Richmond Register.
The other day a man cried "stol
ihiei!" on crowded thoronghfare in
Cincinnati. In five minutes the
street was almost deserted. The
crowd had dolgel around corners and
darted up alleys Brcckenridg,
New.
An exchange telling OF man wh'
was arrested, asserts that he was ;
Democrat because he had bottle 0
whisky IN his jc.'et. The exchang,
is doubtless correct, for if he hat
been Republican the bottle woull
have been empty Galloway News
Under the head OF EARN and Gar
den" the Buffalo Courier records tn
BETRAYAL ola Corning girl by her 10y
er. 1t may be, however, that the cul
tivation OF promiscuous babies is
special branch of agriculture in tn
Courier's state Dreckiurilge News
Meacham says, "Some editors ar
born witty, some learn to be witty
and others steal and rehash humor
ous paragraphs from their exchanges.
And he could have added with cqus
point that in rchashing they slice o
aud lose about all the wit there is
that which they steal : Breckenridg
News.
Between July and October seventy
three men and one woman accomplish
ed the ascent Of Mont Blanc. This
generally considered great feat, bu
it is.much easier to accomplish iha
Tor Republican to get himself electe
to the United States Senate by ker
lucky Legislature Sunday Argu
Yesterday Newport man, while
couple Of young lady friends wei
looking at some baby carriages
front of his store, iokingly said
Wouldn't you like to have one {
those carriages?"
YES" one replied. "I'l like t
have one, but must first get ma
to push it, State Journal.
A special train, bearing party {
distinguished cxcursioniets, recent
passed through the st. Gothard TIM
mel in fifty minutes-at least that
what newspaper item says. No,
inst suppose that train had had o
board an American picnic party an
the brakeman had forgotten to ligh
the lamps,.-it would have cen pic
mic sure enough i Sunday Argus.
The reason the lions Didn't ca
Daniel when he was put in hair de
was he hal just oiled himself wit
coal oil. One savage old lion wa
making for him, but on smelling tn
oil he halted, put his legs between hi
tail, and, with subjugated look, ex
claimed, Daniel" which in Engls
means, Dan, yell. - State Jour
nul.
A man in town, who has grea
fancy for red, remarked the other da
that SO partial was he to red, if h
could he would have everything in hi
house red. That would take in tn
Bible, wouldn't it," remarked hi
wife as she threw her weight III til
red part of the question. The queS
ton would have cut some men to tn
red, but it fell harmless at that goo
mans feet Glasgow Times.
During the spring and summe
months there were great many mar
riages in the city Of Cleveland, Ohio
and some OF the new made husband
and wives conceived and carried ou
the idea Of starting q club. which the
called the "ioung Married People
/ Club aud the meetings were Away
, pleasant and largely attended. 1t wa
dissolved two or three weeks ago
owing to the fact that twcnty-lour GU