The Osceola times., 1881-11-05
WAYS OF THE WORLD.

WAYS OF THE WORLD.
PRESIDENT ARTHUR weighs 2l5 pounds.
BERLIN has a restaurant exclusively for
yegetarians.
INTER OCEAN: Women BARRIERS should
have pretty mugs.
The only perfect woman a man ever
knows is his mother.
OF all the paths that lead TO woman's
love, PHYS the straightest.
OLE Bulls son shows q taste for the
violin. There's music in the heir.
PKscH trees are still living and bearing
in Virginia that were planted in 1916.
II SIZE that 81. Julien won race the
other day. julie is good fellow and de-
serves success. Maud s.
The leaves from the trees in Paris
boulevards and gardens are dried and
used for stuiiing mattresses.
Man for his glory
To history flies.
While woman's bright story
Is told in hei eyes.
Ir is stated that hypodermic injections
have been successfully used at Rio ia
neiro in the earlier stages Of yellow
fever.
Two hundred thousand reams Of sand
paper are made annually in the United
States. II is enough TO scour the whole
country.
WOMEN are sadly ruled by the law of
compensation. Those who are good are
never pretty; those who are pretty are
never good.
Tr you hear the British lion giving vo-
cal evidences Of extreme agony. You will
know that ] am building II FIRE under
him.. PdraeR
MAID ofPottsvillc. ere treat,
Tell me. will You oysters cHi'
Aud YOU VIII then maiden tell
Ne, will you have them on halfshcils
--HinidmsDoii Breetfusf Tube.
CoRNwALLIs, after Yorktown, went
back to Great Britain, and restored
tranquility in Ireland. England just
now is advertising for another Corn.
wallis.
THRRE is an ACCORDION factory about
thirty miles from Brooklyn. When a
musical resident of Brooklyn feels
yearning, he goes out to the factory to
he soothed.
CHARLES, how was il that The monkey
that interviewed the buzz saw back
wards was found next day in whole
sale store?' "He wasn't mum; they
found him at a retailers"
A SuuHg. OF American capitalists have
authorized General Frisbie TO apply for
charter for a bank in the city OF Mex
leo, with branches throughout the
country. The applications will be made
at once.
THE London ladies are using bicycles
with great pleasure. and the doctors
claim IL very healthy exercise. II is
not uncommon to Sc, two ladies spin
ming away on double seated bicycles on
the Victoria Embankment.
Ar rLiege, in Belgium, one may arrange
with the telephone company to be
reused al any particular hour of the night
or morning; when the hour comes, the
bell begins TO ring, and il continues
ringing unit the person is answered by
telephone.
THE New York Hrii says "Whst is
the precise moral difference between
corner and highway robbery" and
then adds: "We give it up ourselves"
Its esteemed contemporaries Will all be
glad to learn that the Nal has given up
Highway robbery.
THERE was novel sight in Virginia
City recently. II was big Indian car
rying papoose in his ar ms. The spec
tators were beginning to express their
surprise, when his squaw came wearily
along around the corner, bending under
the weight of two sacks of flower,
EXPERIMENTS have confirmed the theo-
ry that coal dust forms an important
factor in colliery explosions. \ mix.
ture Of coal dust and air is not explosive,
but II quantity of fire damp, which,
merely mixed with air, would be harm
less, is also present, highly explosive
atmosphere is produced.
ALACEi Alscki
You naughty tack,
Ip stand upOu your head