The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-05-03
EXCHANGE COMPILATIONS

The mariner and the theatrical pro-
prietor entertain very diverse opinions
Of a Observation-Disclosures Times.
The balance wheel OF = wsseh 81
ways make timely suggestions. Ii
never tails to get second to every
motion Il Makes Glasgow Times.
A tincannabulation Of the bells is
one Of those you hear when some
ribald rooster attaches an empty
oyster vessel TO the continued story
Of canine. Nashville Courier.
A young lady took the conceit out
Of certain young Blackstone Of this
city. the oiher night, by remsrking to
him ihat she undsts,ood he had never
bad many trying times.-IEx.
Oil ss he Is. the Emperor William
killed Io4 Of bears during a recent
liant. Would that the mighty En-
pcror would come this way on bore
bnnt.--lSundsy Argus.
Why is it that 3 young lady who
will carry dog full Of Aeas in her
lap ~iIl turn up her nose at poor
devil who wears q thread-bare coat?
--[Sunday Argus.
Some men can carry pint TASKS Of
whisky on the streets with more Cum
isrt than they can their wives prayer
looks Tor them when going 10 aud re-
turning from Church on Sundays
DittOe.
We're newspaper To print every
thing that was desired BY ~ patrons
il would be larger than barn door;
mud were il to leave ont everything
that was displeasing il would appear
ss blank sheet.--lEx.
The other day colorcd man appli-
ed 70 McCoOk, Republicans member
Of Congress, for an Office. McCook
told the colored brother TO 60 TO the
devil, and he went to Conkling.-
Commonwealth.
Meacham has flaming advertise
ment in his paper calling the especial
attention Of tbs Hopkinsville girls to
tue song "Pat my little shoes away"
This il a bit Of keen ircDy.-lClarks-
vile Chronicle.
Il Is really hard TO decide which Of
these things the average Ohio man
was created for: To hold an Office,
murder woman, or figure as defend
ant in bastardy suit Rrecken.
ridge News.
II William Shakespeare had lived
till the 10Th inst, he would have
been 81 years old. OF all sad!words
Of tongue or pen, the saddest are
those "he would have been. ~ Nash
vile Courier.
When boy asks another boy for
bite Of his apple, and the other boy
permits him to take bite, and il he
doesn't take more than half the apple
at the bite, you eau set him down al
pretty tolcrably honest boys State
Journal.
1t is not often that delinquent sub
scribers get foretaste Of the hereal-
Ter, but they got it tine other day at
Duquoin, illinois, when shower OF
sulphur instead Of rain fell on their
heads Tobacco Leaf.
In Waugacca, Wis, wedding
party got so begoldarnejly drunk that
the wedding ceremony was forgotten
and not performed till the next day,
when the guests and lovers were sober
enough to know each other Denver
Great West.
Tight lacing is in disfavor." il
the latest fashion intelligence. And il
should stay in disfavor. A mans arm
IS natures device for squeezing wo-
mans waist, and art can not improve
upon II, OF corset can't Brecken-
ridge News.
An old hen Of Crittendcn county
has predicted the end Of the world by
laying two eggs that bear an inscrip-
ton to that effect. BY means Of an
egg Columbus proved that tho world
was round, and why should il not be
proven that the world will have an
end by the same mcans?.-l Elk.
r.. ~ a. rra,o orost;ona nov