The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-10-21
Odd Items.

causes lie in the torpidty of the liver
A regular habit of body can be secured
by taking Simmons Liver Regulator to
aid digestion, to stimulate the dull and
sluggish liver and rid the system of ex-
cessive and poisonous bile. The Regula-
tor corrects acidity of the stomach, cures
dyspepsia and permanently creates regu-
larity of the bowels alike free from lax
ity or costiveness.
"T have never seen or tried such
simple, efiicacious, satisfactory and pleas
ant remedy in my life as Simmons Liver
Regulator.
"II. Hainer. ST. Louis Mo .
A retired pugiist, who has turned poll
tician, is spoken of as the ex.ponnder of
the prize ring and the expounder of the
Constitution.
They were speaking of miser just de
ceased "Did he leave anything ole
had to" was the laconic answer of
Fogg.
FACTS.
A letter from T. O. Sharpless, druggist,
Marion, Ohio, in writing of Thomas Ec-
leotric Oil, says: "One man was cured
of sore throat of eight years standing
with one bottle. We have a number of
cases of rheumatism that have been
cured when other remedies have failed.
We consider it the best medicine sold"
According TO Rothermels historical
picture, Gettysburg was q drawnl battle.
He colored it afterwards.
1t is said that the eagle 'has a con
Al, L, -
however, is more contemptous still; he
boots at everything.
AFTER EIGHT LONG YEARS.
&C. Jacobs, 7s Folsom Street Buffalo,
writes that for eight long years he had
tried every known remedy to cure him of
piles, also had been treated by physicians
without success, when he was ultimately
cured by Thomas Eclectrio Oil
"No, sir" said he, 81 never beat my
wife. When l think she needs to suffer
physical pain, persuade her to try to
drive nail
If a two wheeled vehicle is bycicle
and three wheeled a trycicle, it does
not follow that the one wheeled is an
icicle. 1t is a wheelhaTow
VISIBLE IMPROVEMENT
Mr. Noah Bates, Elmira, N Y, writes
| "About four years ago | had an attack
of bilious fever, and never fully recov-
cred. My digestive organs were weak
ened and would be completely prostra
ted for days. After using two bottles of
your Burdock Blood Bitters the improve
ment was so visible that was aston
iehed. l can now, though 6l years of
age, do fair and reasonable days
work" Price Sl.00, trial size 10 cents.
An editor received letter from a sub
scriber, asking him to publish cure for
apple tree worms. He replied that he
could not suggest cure until he knew
what allied the worms
"Your handwriting is very bad, said
gentleman once to a public official.
'Yes,' herepliedi "but don't you see if
| were to write better, people would find
out how | spell.
Habit, if not necessity, max es a hair
dressing such as DR. Ayers la boratory
issues indispensable to many. Ayers
Hair Vigor is one of the most delightful
we have ever used 1t restores not only
the color but gloss and luxuriance to
faded gray hair,
"Why dost thou soar, my loye2" sings
Celia Thaxter in an exchange Proba-
bly, it is because he has been trying to
mount the fiery, untamcd bicycle, Celia.
1t viii make any man sore.
A New Brunswick On. j. 4-year old
| an oaciu,, +ho opok fola tbn hoL a1 noto
toes from the oven, was astonished at
one which burst its skin. sob, Annie"
he exclaimed, ''there's one all unbut-
toned.
q Mr. Samuel Mckenzie, Cumberland,
} Nd, writes: Il am 6S years of age.
About four years ago began to go into
d a decline suffered from dyspepsia, stone
@ in the bladder, weak lungs and general
o nervous debility. Nothing | tried did
me any good until I used Browns Iron
Bitters This remedy has made me ro-
r bust and strong, and feel all the fire
II and activity of youth once more in my
II veins.
Ella Wheeler is out with new poem,
"Mamma VIII Not Leave Her Home"
q 1t is one of those sad, pensiye strains
j which wrap a young man up in melan
cholic gloom like a large looking glass
tied up in bed quilt
y PHYSICIANS WINE.
y New York physicians say that they
: have been using Speer's Port Grape
IN Wine and Wine Bitters in their practice
20 for years, to the entire satisfaction of
/ : nd nd 1o1x
II great pleasure in recommending them
TO the public as being all that is claimed
II, for them, and, in fact, the most reliable
,h they can find 1t is especially recon-
ID mended for consumptives, the aged and
for females generally, For sale by Q.
A, Klein, druggist, Bloomsbury, Pa,
ee IF you grasp rattlesnake firmly
Ie about the neck, he cannot hurt you,
ld says "a western paper Keeping about a
he block ahead of the snake is also good
ss scheme.
ph There's some things as old as the
hills, anyhow" said old uncle Reuben
t" "What are they" asked his niece
~ They're the valleys between EN-
'e child"
an "Who glasps much holds little. Tn,
proprietors OF Elys Cream Balm d,
not claim il to be a cure all, but a sur
remedy for Catanh and Catarrhal Deaf
Il ness, Colds in the Head and Hay Fevei
eel Cream Balm effectually cleanses tn
H. nasal passages OF catarrhal virus, caus
ing healthy secretions, allays infamma
tion and irritation, protects the membra
nal Innings of the head from additions
o. colds, completely heals the sores and I,