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nn,i hi witf.tptiit,a Tia iluyur,,,,ra wuil. knuw
INVERSION to " taking horn" Il is pcternlly be-
leve" 'aae nc VII. vi. seo'p !. w. r,,.
TIE MtAtth'. ot HEutst''" ~, IA" ,. l.4h st." SILL.
Tor Congressional p,irnosGs VIII iigairc s!ile-
ton q Cu!,Ercss'ns,, viii stand for rei'Ieeti"!,.
aud vii ot'Eose uMy re.nlortionn,el,tM re Mle4yt',g
sc'e ts s xe ns'sths S,
csli ll 10 soi;t l,aek md th2 question or rcu.
sessiui # iho LegslstHso. which VIII 10 I'll lsx,.
They cantn, TINT this WI! oe tne nest plHt;. s u
M sa8e NJ III t espe,so q t. te ss Tc
sIon. s ttc people aro opposed ~ II: heIss u Is
s,icd. '''~ ''''''' '' ''''
Next to tho senatorshlp, the Ercntcst interest
IL manifested in thu toynrnorst!p, for which rn-
Thuse ninst freaiuoniiy mentioned nrr Il. L.
Henry, nr Abilene: j. y. !ohusot', Of ropckn:
n 'e eanatN a. M5t M fo o. psa st yer r 1 s.
ccivetl tho highest voiu ID the Contention next
q TINT givcn e T. John 10 Is one "f tho most II
fair ability, and well vcrscsl III Statu Mirnlrs.
Gapt. Johnson y Chalr.nRn u tho Stnto Cohtrat
wms u snlnm1,,i ~ ot,nas,tnrr
IND H deserving n,au got,cr.y. r'7'~''
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No Patent-No Pay.
PATENT

obtained for Inventors in the United States,
Canada and Europe, at reduced rates. With
our principal office located in Washington,
directly opposite the United States Patent
Office, we are able to attend to all patent
business with greater promptness and dee
patch and at less cost than other patent Gt-
torneys who are at distance from Wash
ington, and who have, therefore, to employ
associate attorneys" We mako preliminary
examinations and furnish opinions as to
patentablity, free of charge, and all who are
interested in new inventions and patents are
invited to send for copy of our "Guide for
obtaining Patents" which is sent free TO any
address, and contains complete instructions
how to obtain patents and other valuable
matter. We refer to the German American
National Bank, Washington, D. C.; the Royal
Swedish, Norwegian and Danish Legations,
at Washington; Hon. Jos. Casey, late Chief
Justice U. s. Court of Claims; to the officials
of the U. s. Patent Office, and to Senators
an embers Of Congress from every State.
Address: LOUIS BAGGER 4 CO., Solici-
tors of Patents and Attorneys at Law, LeDroit
Building, WASHINGTON, DC. dec22
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

NJ "Mamma, is the old hen going to be
sent away for the summer % mo, Charlie
but why. do you ask 2" Well, heard papa
tell the new hired girl that they would have
fine time when he sent the old hen away for
the summer" Mamma put little Charlie TO
bed, after giving him dose of Sines, wild
Cherry and HosrhOund for his cold, telling
him he would be well in the morning and
then she laid for papa-and only for his having
bottle Of Roberts Embrocatlon in the house
might have been a cripple for life.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

William Nagle, Comstock, miner, was
accidentally discovered on the 18th instant
lsing i'll in an old cabin, where he said he
had been three weeks without food, except
snow and one cracker. He is about forty
years old, and had suffered much from cold
as well as hunger.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

The sun never sets upon the Second
Battalion of the Queens Scots Guards. One
Of its officers is a military secretary in India,
another is an aid to Lord Lorne in Canada,
another is an aid at Cape Town, and a fourth
10 a military attache at Berlin.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

By far the best remedy for the treatment
OF Catarrh and its kindred diseases is Ely's
Cream Balm, which is having the largest
sales with us ofany preparation now offered.
The reports are all favorable, and we do not
hesitate to indorse it as superior to any and
all other articles in the market. The Balm
IS pleasant and easy to use. CYRUs LAVAL
a Son, Druggists, Easton, Pa. ~
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08
Medicinal Wine.

Physicians from the New York Board oI
Health, have visited the Vineyards and
Wine Cellars Of Alfred speer, of New Jersey,
but twelve miles from New York city he
is known to 6e one of the most extensive
producers and dealers in Pure Medicinal
Wines and Brandies in the United States.
He makes superior Port, known as Speer's
Port Grape Wine, which took the highest
premium at the Centennial. 1t is extensive
ly prescribed by physicians as the most re.
liable Port for medicinal purposes. 1t is
sold by A. j. Durling and DIR. G. T. Horn,
Lehighton and zern 4 Rapsher, Weissport.
60
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"A sort Of common home-the alphabet.
U and can always be found there.
"A printers wife is always "out of sorts''
when she has to ''set up'' for him at night.
The Prince of Wales attained his forty
first birthday on Tuesday, 9th ult.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

;. n1- "This world is all fieeting show, /" bu I
II takes very lively work for some of us to
keep hold of our tickets of admission great
many are put out at the eextts-"Pneum0nia''
and "Lonsumption !" but the number of the Sc
has been greatly reduced since so many colds
and coughs have been "nipped in the bud" BY
the timely use of Sines' Tar. Wild Cherry and
Hoarhound. For sale by all druggists, rs and
so cents
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

19- A. little girl was teaching her brother
the Lords Prayer the other night, and when
she had said, "Give us this day our daily
bread" he suddenly called out pray for tatfy,
sister. pray for taffy too; and she said you
forget that am going to give you some of
Sines' Tar. Wild Cherry and Hoarhound for
your cold, which is great deal better than
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

1t isnot whisky that makes man drunk;
1t is his inability to carry It.
-Sugar-eoat fool with money and the
worlds people will swallow him.
Two thousand sven hundred and fifty
languages are spoken in the world.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

Picked up on the floor of the post ofice,
written In a trembling hand: "Please deliver
to bearer one Of your beet hats and charge to
my account"
New Jersey has stood up bravely for hon.
est Government, and we hereby state that It
has the finest climate and the best cider
known, and no mosquitoes.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

ANHkU N Great chance to make money
6HEEE IN We need person in every
WVk AYstown to take subscriptions for
the largest, cheapest and best
Illustrated family publication in the world.
Auv one can become a successful agent. Six
The price Is SO low that almost everybody sub
scriOes. Ono agent reports taxing 100 subscri-
Ders in day. A lady agent repor making
600 clear profit in ten days All who enPaRt
make money fast. You can devote all yOur
time to the business, or only your SPARE tune.
You need not be away from home over night
You eau do II as well as others. Full directions
aud erms free. ElePant and expensive Outfit
free. Ii vou want profitable work send US your
address at once. lt costs nothing 10 try the
great pav. Address GEORGE STINSON &
CO., Portland. Maine June 26-lv.
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THIS AND THAT.
great compOser'--chloroform,

"A great omposer'--chloroform
The face Of nature is often furrowed.
The latest thing in wearing apparel
night dresses.
--wanted--a life boat that will float on a
sea Of troubles.
Flowing locks--those Of canal--when
they're opened.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

"A darkey recently made application for a
divorce from his wife. When asked on what
ground he demanded divorce he explained
as follows "De ground OBJ dis occasion is sui-
ioient enough. When rented ten acres ami
worked one mule married a woman suitable
for de occasion. Now ] rent sixty acres OF
land an work i've mules. My fust wife is a
mighty good ten-aere wife, but she don't suit
DE occasion OBJ sixty acres. / needs woman
what can spread more"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

/ have been a sufferer for years with Ca
tarrh, and under physicians treatment for
over year, have tried number of "sure
cure" remedies and obtained 10 relief |
was advised to try Ely's Cream Balm. It
gave me immediate relief believe | am
now entirely cured. G. S. DAVIS, First Ma
tional Bank, Elizabeth, N. j., Aug. IA, 1879.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

The charge for ocean cable kilograms be-
tween New York and England and France is
fifty cents word.
MANY preachers seek to impress their
hearers with the fact that life is short, but
forget 1t in their sermons.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08
InventorB ana Pntentee.

Should send for instructions, terms, referen-
ces, &o., to Edison Brothers, Solicitors of Pat
ents, Washington, ID. o., who furnish the
same without charge. Edison Brothers is a
well known and successful firm of large ex.
perlenee. having been eatabllshad In 1858.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

Nearly four hundred newspapers are
printed in New York city.
The man completely wrapped up in him.
self has no use for an ulster.
-Old maids are described as ''embers from
which the sparks have fed"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

=, AS- Where are your crutches, uncle Here
they are-showing John q bottle of NJ. b. Ro-
Derts' Embrocation. You don't say that three
quarters Of a bottle Of En- brocaiion has reliev.
ed you Of your rheumatism so you can walk
without your crutches7 l do, and thank a
Kind Providence for leading me to read that
advertisement In the Star last week.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

w. 1t is contrary to our custom to recon-.
mend any kind Of patent medicines, but after
We have seen the great effects of Roberts
Horse Powders upon the horse In this section.
that have been cured of the epizootic. as well
as other diseases. we deem IL our duty. as good
citizens, to recommend 1t to owners Of horses,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

I'll tell you our new pastor will be pow
er In the pulpit. had long talk with him
yesterday, and we discussed most Of the dis.
puted questions OF the church, and we agreed
on evey point. He lisa thoroughly sensible
man.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

n4-No one should have horses tied up in the
stable with the epizootic, when NJ. b. Roberts
Horse Powders can be bought Of any druggist
70 T25 cents. Guaranteed to cure.
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READ THE RECORD.

It saved my life.-E. B. Lakely, Selma, Ala.
1t is the remedy that will cure the many
diseases peculiar 10 women.--MOfhers Mag.
II has passed severe tests and won endorse
ments from some Of the highest medical tai
ent In the cOuntry.-N Y. World.
NOTemedy heretofore discovered can be held
for one moment In comparison with it.-Dr.
c. A. Harvey, ID, Washington, ID. c.
This Remedy which has done such wonders,
Is put up IN the LARGEST T SIZED BOTTLE.
Of any medicine upon the market. and Is sold
by Druggists aud all dealers at 81. .25 per bot
tie. For Diabetes, enquire for w WARMERS
SAFE DIABETES CURE. it lsa POSI-.
TIVE Remedy. H, II. WARNER Il CO.,
sept Rochester, N. Y.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

A child wanting to describe a snake, said:
tit was thing all tail--clear up to the
head"
Mr.. Macarthur, tho new Lord Mayor OF
London, is the first 1rishman that has filled
the office.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

"A Vermont man recently killed two birds
with one stone, and didn't feel very prond
Of 1t either He SHE'D the stone at hen and
hit the birds in a cage, behind plate glass
window.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

NA- For your Gold take
Sines' Tar, Wild Cherry and Hoarhoupd,
For your Cough take
Sines' Tar, Wild Cherry and Hoarhound.
For Sore Throat take
Sines' Tar, wild Cherry and Hoarhound.
For Sore Lungs take
Sines' Tar, Wild Cherry and Hoarhound,
Sold by druggists, rs and so cents.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

Occasionally apply a particle into and back
Of the ear, rubbing In thoroughly.
ELY'S CREAM BALM
Is receiving the endorsement of the sufferer,
the druggist, and Physician. Never has an
article of go much merit been produced for the
treatment of membranal diseases as this new
or failing BALM, and is universally ackuowl-
edged to be all that is claimed for 1t. The ap-
plication Is easy and pleasant, causing no
pain, is soothing and is fast superceding the
use of powders, liquids and snutfs. Price 30
cents. On receip. Of 10 cents will mail q
package tree. Send for circular with full In
formation.
ELY'S CREAM BALM CO., Owego, N. Y.
AT WHOLESALE BY g.
New York-McKesson & Robbins, Hall &
RuclEel, &. N Crittendon, w. H. Seheifel-
in & Co., ID. NJ. Stiger & 90, Lazelle, Marsh
& Gardner, Tarrant & Co., Frazer Lee,
ahd others.
Philadelphia-Smlth Kline & Co, Johnston,
Holloway & 10. ''.'
Scranton, Pa-Matthews Bros.
AT retail by A. ]. Durllng, Lehighton. Pa,
and all druggists. Oct. 3,s9.1y
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WASECA, MINI, April IS, 1879.

The ADvOoArE for one year and Ken
dale Hous Bs h for only s,.OO.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

"A western physician advertises to treat
patients by letter. If the patient is a female
letter B would be the best letter TOR her
unless she is blind; then we would suggest
letter O.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

THE LEADING SCIENTISTS OF TODAY agree
tn most diseases are caused by disordered
Kidneys or Liver. If, therefore, the Kidneys
and Liver are kept in perfect order, perfect
health will be the result This truth has on
~ b.en known a short time, and for years
people suffered great agony without being
ahle to find relief The discovery of Warmers
Sale Kidney and Liver Cure marks a new era
in the treatment Of these troubles. Made
from a simple tropical leaf Of rare value, IL
contains Just the elements necessary to nour-
ish and invigorate both Of these great organs,
and safely restore and keep them In order. 1t
is a POSITIVE REMtDY for all the diseases
that cause pains in the lower parts of the
bOdy-for Torpid liver, Headaches, Jaundlce,
Dizziness, Gravel, Fever, Ague, Malarlal
Fever, and all difficulties Of the Kidneys,
Liver and Urinary Organs.
IL Is an excellent and safe remedy for fe-
males during Pregnancy. II Will control
Menstruation and is invaluable for Leuc0rr-
hoea or Falling OF the Womb.
AS a Blood Purifier IL is unequalled. for IL
cures the organs that make the blood.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-01-08

The hills and mountain tops are now
scooting along like bald-headed man--under
bo rolla
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Rational Treatment and Positive
Cures


are what the afflicted seek for, aud those
who resort to DR.. Pierce's Family Medicines
are not doomed to disappointment. So posi-
lively efiicacious is his Favorite Prescription
in all cases OF female weaknesses, nervous
and other arrangements incident TO the sex, !,
that this potent remedy is sold under posi-
tive guarantee. For particulars see Pierce's
Memorandum Book (given away by drug
gists), or see the wrappers Of the medicine.
Sold by druggists.
W.ASECA, MINI, april Is, 1879.
r. v. PIERCE, NJ. D.;
Dear SRI feel that should be neglect
ing my duty were 10 fail in giving my
testimony as to the value of your medicines.
For wears have been great sufferer from
a complication of chronic diseases which our
physicians treated in vain. am now using
your Favorite Prescription and find myself
almost we'll. Your medicines have done
me mere good than anything / have ever
used. remain, gratefully yours,
Mas. Z. B. PARMALEE.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1881-06-02
A Real Enoch Arden.

s2a ROCHESTER, N. Y, My 18.
Patrick Ivens, niue years ago, left his
wife and two children at Auburn and
won't to Dakota Territory TO seek his for. /
tune. Three deys after his departure
Mfs. lvens received word that her hus-
band 'waa dead, and never asterWard
heard anything concerning him. The
poor woman sold what little property she
had and came here to. earn a living. By
hard toll che managed 70 support herself
and children, and she led on honest and
industrious life, In 1873 ake won the
affection of John H. Hughes, boskkeepar
for large dry goods house, and was mar-
ried to hinl, and the couple Lave lived
happily and comfortably; together since.
Yesterday Ivens appeared in town aud
hunted up his wifs and children, and ap-
pehred astouished at their good fortune
and ccntentment. He expressed himself
as amazed at his wife'a insrrisge, and
said he never caused notice of his death
TO be sent her, but regularly remitted her
the SUM ftea a0llars week during his
entire abaence. He says the whole thing
has tsen o putup job on him by some
pete IN Who has been taking his money.
Mira. Hughes refused absolutely 10 aepa-
rate from her present husband. Her
friends says they have good reason sor
doubling Ivens' story about his constan.
cy and remittances. There Is no doubt,
however, tiint Ivens bears q strong love
for Mira. Hughes, as, after endeavoring
by every argument ia his power to induce
her to again live with him, 1.-The intarview
betHeen them being calm and deliber-
ate conference, he said he was convinced
that che was happy In her present lot
and he would never again disturb her.
| He at once started again for tho West.
The mans sstraitforward conduct whila
here and the broken. down spirit he man
Heated whom he left town have created
sssi- impression. that after all his story
was true. The belief is gaining ground
that the couple have been separated by
some rascal who has regularly benefited
| BY his mennness, as Tvaus, on his return
from the West, vent straight to Auburn
after his family, thinking they were utill
4 q ~ ~ x sf -rf 80
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- A 1harner of London Township,
G:iss., :See ..SSeed cS:e morning sl.aL Wild
goose ID Joined his flock. Somewhat
sur. !. 'aed ct this sudden change 10 domes-
tic h,s, Ne carefully observed the behav.
Tor of the visitor. He SOON learned that
1t had not actually Joined It's batn-yRrd
felCatives, but only appeared at meal
time. Further investigation showed
that after the gooae had thoroughly sat-
isiied her own appetite she would pick
up en- ear ofcurn and Ay away. Greatly
interested by the strange conduct OF the
bird, the farmer one morning watched
tho direction of its flight. 1t wGs but =
ehors distance TO the river, and he notic-
s taas 5ffeT oiTo's5 tho sees . >;,s.ea
apparently into the river. Going down
the bank, he discovered his visitor atRnds
ing by q companion who was lying on
the gyoune And feeding on the {, e of corn,
IN order TO understand this Restaurant
pFo1scc he vslked up % the feeder and
tonGd that IL had been so disabled that
It. could neither walk nnor ay.---
Without disturbing it he return
ed and morning after morning
watched the generous goose carry away
ga eAr OF corn. Finally tho visits ceased,
bat shortly afterwards the sick gander
himself waddled into the camp and COB
bled up the corn himaelf BE has re-
niained oil winter. and the indicstigaa
are that he has mads up his mind 70 set
Ito down and 90 to housekeeping.
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and by others who perhaps have been
disappointed in the sectarian expecta.
tions and most assurediy. by ignorant
ministers who will try to prejudice the
nennle a9ainst IT, Ten or fi6een wears
elapsed before King James' version taiued
itself around the English heart, but ak
or seven years will suffice for this. I
uaed it last Sabbath in my pulpit, and
will continue 70 do so. want my peo.
pie to have the word OF God. The
Methodist Episcopal church deposito-
Fies will hase enormous sales of the new
version, at least among our preachers
who are moving in advanced lines"
An effort was made to see Bishop Beck
with and DR.. Boggs, but they are both
out Of the city.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1881-06-02
Tue Insanity Dodge.

In murder trials these days the plea of
insanity has become 30 common as to
be regarded almost Q matter of course.
IF a man, harhoring in his breast the
resentmentg of years, Freets the object of
his dislike on the streets and shoots him
down, il is suddenly discovered that ne
Wasinsane IL filled with bad whiskey
he goes home at night and beats his wife
to death, he is found to he insane; it
he hunts up poor betrayed girl, whom
he calls aistes and sayagely murders her,
he is insane; if he deliberately points q
gun and pours handful of buckshot
into the body of an aged father. insanity
come to his relief, and the moro cody
planned and diabolically executed the
better; the greater the atrocity, the moro
powerful element it becomes IN the de-
fence. In point of economy, at least, for
justice doea not meet consideration, it
would be better TO repeal the criminal
code as it applies to murderers, and ssnd
them red.hnndled TO aome friendly aBy.
lum to be treated and turned loose in q
little while indulge their insane freaks
on other victims.
There Is a judge in California, bowey-
or, Who does not believe in the insane
dodge, and recently sentenced two NJ n
|. Who wore tried for murder and put in the
usual plea. The Judge instructed the
| jury that tho insanity mnat be established
&C the time the murder was committed
not by iafere''te but by un4ne9tionable
proof, not by the opinion of experta, but
by facts whicE left no doubt in ths mind.
of the Jury. q
lfjudges generally rooa this view C. ];
Justice would be more frequently dis.
| pensed and murders would be less fre'
quent.- Charlotte Observer.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1881-06-02
Uncle Hose Exponnds the Scriptures.

H
Jim Webster, saddle.cplored sport,
provoked quarrel with old Uncle Nose,
ana the consequence R,-B that the old
man got on his muscle and gave Jim o
fearful pounding. They we're, however,
separated by mutual friends before any
very serious damage had been done to
either Of these distinguished colored citi.
zens. a, 30
nYou got de better OBJ me Dis time"
eaid Jim, wiping the end Of lis nose with
there was any blood on Il. "Dat or Is
dc fust time / eber knowed de hind leg
ob a mule 10 grav on outen de shoulder
dat amt hit" responded old Nose,
running his arr through hole In his
coat ~ HE efforts TO put ;t on. "Do
trouble wid you, new-fangled niggahs is
yon don't eeaISh The scriptures.p
,"Whsps dat got to do wild dia pusonsl
altercashun Pr
yer?" Us
: "Daps fact.p
|. "And yer knocked me fust, didn't
yerfp s9'ly4
"Dems de kerret returns"
~, ,yVii, ueo, ei you nau seafcneu ue
Bible yo1 mo,1t hab knowed in advance
what wsa gwine Ter be dc result OBJ dc
campaign"
"Wiil yer please expound dat are,
HDe Bible says, ask and ye shall re-
eeiye, knock and ye shall be knocked.
You asked and yer got it, didn't you?
You knocked, and yer got de wind and
some ob yer teef knocked, did't yer?
tell you, Jim Webster, and all you nd
der Bob IngerSoll sinners, dat tiar's Whole
keerlosdA OBJ wisdom in dat blessed
book. flyer studies il prarfnlly and In
do rite speret.p Gd!pesion Ne.cS