The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-02-24
PEasONAI AND GENERAL.

LETS consolidate" is what the bashful
telegrapher ssys,o his best GIRL
It's a fixed fstt that there is great future
for everybody fho can live long enough to
see it.
The man who gave away AL his money
had 'too much action Of the Leart," as the
doctors say.
The only hand IN world which blesses those
who grasp it is a full hand Boston
Globe.
Captain Eads' ship railroad is no new
idea Didn't Charon pull boat over Styx
Il Lowell Courier.
AS lie Dues agricultural report for 1879
is only just issued, it is suggested that he
plant bis reports earlier.
A gentleman the other evening objected to
playing cards with lady, because, oe said,
she had such winning way about her.
Pastor Marsirn said to his Methodist con
grogatlon 1T Isrker Ont, that if certain
members persisted in attending dancing par
ties they must withdraw from the church.
Six persons stood up and asked for dis
misssl
A correspondent of the Richmond Wing
writing from Lexington, Va, says: General
Pendleton, of this place, furnished some OF
the data for the work of Hon. jefferson
Davis. The general thinks the book will not
be given to the public until after the death Of
its illustrious author.
A Cincinnati man found rough-looking
Individual in his cellar. "Who are YOUR he
demanded. "rhe gas man come to take the
meter" was tie reply. Great hea en- 2"
cried the householder, 81 hoped you were
only a BURGLAR Boston Post.
Conductors do the fare thing aud masons
the square toing,- Errstic Enrique And
editors tie write thing 49, Marlboro Times.
And police justices the fac thing. II Somer-
vile journal. This thing is gettng pretty
we'll finished, but we will add that the man
who supports "a faintng lady does the prop
her thing Boston Post.
All the debtors in Glasgow prison we're
sci free at midnight on December 81, under
the provisions OF the fraudulent debtors (Scot-
land) act There were % men and two
women. One Of the woman had been there
for IS months Tho Glasgow Tolbooth il
thus probably for the first time in two cen
turtles without debtor prisoner. Debtors
were also liberated at Edinburgh and other
places.
Berlin has 3,239 sets Of apartments with
out fireplace or chimney, and half tho pop.
"1"'i I.va ~ uwos'ss WIN oily one mr.
NV 't''J,,og 'oseIho GraYs slock-
s s',u '.,'iiIi S,i'y 'lAv oH'sNs III
s"o D'"i'Ng'' No on s a'la,hiP Alarming
a 'o1, Osvt iooOV yo"salul criminals
$3.50 l's'9 ,L ono 'uo etee'S out u
aah 'i0'0 'N'u ''0oo "o Nope'ess F"g'
According to "Le Frnasis," - Fronch
lourIsl recently started IN Cambridge, Mass,
~ ouiec rolIt las JuSV proposed novel
~ 'lI PuU'Hc 'i'S'Iut'p,' 10 geography
n'' wiz I,'N' "so VIZ ''s race course
Z. it,.S l"".uP a '.r"1E, ~ on " cards
. I'm ', ;.,o Ivy oA 5uo tiue''a5 countries
wv ''o'r ''lS'S 3, aIueesP"r's' Ihe scA"IaFs
VI 1''o solGa'' o, lurs |,' meet oH 9undsy
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Professor CarnelIy, OF Sheffield, has shown
C ! IlQWaS can DO rtdure' 20 - solid or
ifo@'H state aud sill rosUn La'lr heat In
order 10 convert solid into d liquid, the
pressure must be- above c3ri"n point, As
long therefore, as the necessary pressure IS
re- oh.nro Nv mi. " oas wa. '{us i'
s,,,os,iod l., f,o1,,:,,, ,'", 1850 N"iIuJ
Yossal which ro,,ai-e s 80 ~ ~ a..
band "'''''' '''''''''A ~ 'o' 90 " JUN '"o
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IN recent eAUol'loh OF Old saIlncal prints
shu craving N Liverpool were several sub
JeCls rels'Ig 10 lhe Revolutionary war One
prlns OF lioZ represents. Miss America"
MaVe'ued rs virginia princess, and holding
tue cap tl Liberty on pole. She is making
"Mamma, saw no more about it.n In which
Britannia responds in n ponerons shirt. "Ro
a good girl and pive me a bnsen
Tbo 9o.,onn 5on;oo 80 -, -.
uos,oo VI sro"seu pole IN
49, ns,onS ia Wu'eu !o iireillei Sllue
iV r;dn',I"J T W "1Ihs tue s'a'.wHyS; was ave
de,o,,mont o onn1as.o ~ Tue hew l9rk
ro,,orta,.. ,M vTGt e, WIN pun
dae,rc o % tbo Sa lselion respond WIN a
ceeritv cairaJ Nv Tho " Wam Ys .uH. .ne
eelet'sy y,ali'eu ny Iue new lorkers
and rediness TO STARTS IN impossibility.
They gave an exhibition to an ENQUIRER
reporter and the achievement was twelve
seconds, the men being in their rooms when
the gong sounded.
The Virginia Ci,v Enternriso ssv. tho,
thew have in their ststa a tree calioS Nm NAV
tain mahogany. of y ricb rad coIor orJ jiU vorr
hard When nsed fnr fnol II "a ",a ,eiS