The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-12-06
EXCHANGE scINTIl1ATIoNs.

Women ought to be naturally ex-
pert at making sandwiches. for they
never lack ior tongue Grueile..
When the coal dealer studies for
the bar, he begins with Coke and
ends with little ton.-Gruelle. Ht
- When two rival oyster-openers get
together there is likely to be an equi-
kuock,shell storm [Caseyville Cou-
rier.
Nothing rifles railroad baggage men
more than to have an elephant aboard
they can't pitch his trunk about and
smash it. pittoe. 90. $40 =. u,
"a prudent man conccaleth HE
knowledge" says the proverb. The
editor of the Danville Tribune must
be marvel of prudence (Gruelle
M A Miobigsn man has deserted his
N4 wife because she Is deal and dumb.
Men little know when they have a
treasure in sthe house. Cd. - This
Ia and That. Il.
A church paper has an article head
ed. "fhe great need Of churches. !"
Every body knows the need OF most OF
them. It's religion Glasgow
Times. IA
Those spectators who bear the hog
market and cause shrinkage in prices,
are sometimes called anacondas, but
they are nothing more than boar.con-
u u strictors.-[ Glasgow Times. Z. g
When the farmer talks Of accepting
the gauge OF battle with themonopo-
- lists, he ought to be very sure it isn't
~ the ni,rtgage.--[ Glasgow Times.
is'asaN % Ben Buffers allusion~ to Essu's
cheating his brother with>s mess Of
pottage, reminds us Of Mi. Clay once
referring to Jacobs swindling Lemuel
with the striped rods Gruelle. o.
a.nst,-A Harrodsburg lawyer perpeirsted
this enormous sentence: Gentlemen
~ of the Jury! MY client should not be
~ found or simply being the barrier Of
.n a pint ofwhisky - Richmond Regis
ter. saa .8 sa.
Ne woman would be happy to be
the only woman in the world and have
10 all the men worship her. She would
'''i not be satisfied. She'd want another
woman or two to envy her, Erin
Tenn Review.
, Another terrible warning to Ken
! ,sa lucky parents. A mother tried to 81
- at the head of the steps until he
daughters beau left, but went TO sleel
abont 8 "a. M, tell down and brok
both legs and her neck. -Towensbor
- Post. ao -r..r
Meacham says Miss Mary Anderso
will be married on the 9th inst t
MIR. Theodore Carlton, a native Q
.5la. Louisville. And :he ungallant felo,
fails to wish her much JOY and happi
garsas-,. ness--And Ter son. Clarksvill
Chronicle.
8 Did you ever notice how GRACEFUL
~ "a lady sits down on the floor at
skating rink? We saw it the othe
day. Before she sat down, she IA
against the writer and he sat dowI
DO You tumble? We did Const
nationalist.
1t is now ann ,uncetl, on authori
sof "an eminent physician" that it
not healthy to rise before eight o'clot
in the morning. This applies only
a3 men. Wives, 1t is said, can rise ;
early as seven, and start the fire
heretofore.-[Murray News. s'a
~ sos II Mr.. Blaine were up about Wra
CELL Land, and Gen. Grant were the
too, aud an iceberg mile high we
about to fall upon the gentleman fro
Maine, would Gen. Grant lasso tn
iceberg and -tip>it the other wsy?'
CD. This and That.
The only peculiar present viii
Governor Crittenden, received ct
silver wedding was a ferocious looki
young bear from Southwest Nilsson
This was doubtless to show him tn
trouble was bruin in that quarter
feoman. t}l55. d u
T39EG 1t will hardly do Tor Jones to Pile
insanity and claim that a. streak
insanity always did run through t
Jones family. That would cause o
half of the world to look upon t
other half with suspicion and shou
limo wise be perrnitted.--[ Flomi
Gazette ID
Our journalistic days are not ma
Nin the land, and we have no yari
experience aud wide obsery
tion to recount: but we think we Ike
within the narrow path Of truth VIII
we declare that man, born of won
and LIVING but few days, is We
fond Of seeing his name in print.
Greensboro Post. ltts 4
"A poor, misguided rat came to o
house by mistake few nights az
and starved to death before it cou
get out again. 1t was found stiff a
cold in an outer room, with paine
surprised sort OF look about it. VIII
its glazed eyes were despairingly fix
on an empty -four barrel The ]
didn't know newspaper man liv
there. or he might have been alive
day. Madisonville Times.
The Glasgow Times says the 6
who saves all her kisses for her hu
band, and risks final rupture with h
sweetheart rather than compromi
her stand for prudence, will be 4
wife whose sweetness will not gro
stale with her husband, and who
honeymoon will never end. Yes, b
the honeymoon may never begin, al
F'| II it don't the girl will go to her gra
without being cultivated in the art
creating a smacking noise at the ga