Arizona weekly citizen., 1881-11-20
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The latest thing in iaiIs-Cashiers.

Boston is trying to replace it's bad water with well water.-LOwe.l Courier Assistant sculptor waated-One whs -iSpringtield Union.
 Jersey Cashier: q am guilty, and willing to go to tine Penitent;ary. The deposito-s can go to the poor house" It is wonderful what creamy havoi abundant money gives young man, es pecially fl lac does not happen to hay, earned #.
 The tL-ee styles: Some girls are borI fat, some achieve fatHess, and some Ii, themselyes up fat with old newspaper and things New Orleans Times. 70, Mir Bafllebliukcr, How is 1t that you get of so many clever cOnceIrst ''0, it's nothing Co me, madame; Iv, always been very UonCCitcL
 Strange though it may seem, it is mol less true tlat a man may be on yer. good terms with himself, and yet moi know himself. - London Judy. IEe question whether an Indian vii. stop fighting and take tJ agriculture oi not, depends on whether he has euouEl . .t''-H H t' Nt' "44 t--t "pih- T 4-il'.-.'4 piia News.
 Evcry body has heard Of the sales lady" \ Chicago woman, a few year. ago, advertised for 8 situation as "fcre lady" and now an editor in the far Wes' tells ab0ut newspaper lady.
 Grammariaus are puzzled over the question whether "mumps' and "mea sles' are singular or plural They often look singular, hut that Is no criterion or a question ci this kind Lowell Citizen IL has cost Sarah VI. Gould of Lam siu-burg, Y. r.. Si.Hu in damages and costs Co let her dog bite a small boy sill there gre times in human exFtri eEce when the privilege would be cLeaI at this Iric..
 Small natter-"i declarc~ exclaimed Brown, ''i believe ] have forgotten all l ever knew 'Sorry to hear t, re. marked FoCg. "However, you can take an hour some day and learn it all over acaiu. .'-I Boston Transcript
 -Ocs4u uie not. ti-e lover c-.-I
 T am your surf to yaG I'm f'Ha-
 Don't 1reaser heart. fair one bat 1us-
 Objections thine tle sand crave.
 -G, bilo.y g.l~ -Ls Ela-Ie,l. son
 Ton wauli lslci-r-'l shore by me.
 ElI I-I IH--TraiI aDt yet Ir -sire.
 And -Ieil fur .a-ss lla. way r.u-a5u.
 | Nor-l-rouu Herald. Las, week a -tgapping negro woman was up before an Austin Justice, charged with Uumercifullv beating her boy. a saddlc-colore1 imp. II don't understand how you can have the heart Co beat y)ul own cLili so cruelty "Jedge, has you HNssH ~.s.|| |a. q. like dat ar cub of mine = "Neyer r eiaculated the Judge with great vehe. meuce, getting red in the face. "Dcl don't talk Texas Siftiugs.
 The other night, when 8 citizen was reckoning up his accounts. his wiiespoEe to him several times and receiving nD answer, said: "Iou treat ne cruelty. fear you no longer love me- and the husband and father replied: "I love you passionately. devotedly, Tranticailv, mad ly: but if you don't keep quiet till ] get these fig lres alled, I'll give you a clip in the eve
 She .amned a l9irpiu ia te- head
 Iit made it feel qI.fe sI-s'
 Shc murmu-e. iu au Cuaertnle,
 'Iw1lt h1irTIn any Un-e.'
 Her lover heard Inns dreadful jest.
 And cred. Ir deep al-tTe--;
 That pun uy darling. pom my word,
 Has 0r.'keI my hairuirg-s.
 "Giye examples" sad an old back number on the Board Of Examiners, ad- dressing the Ensign, ''of different de- grees and veloc.ti5s uT motion "Well, The Ensign said, "tne swifte-t mOtIou IS that of light, ar . the siowest. by several hundred degrees, is promotIon.' They sent him back two years. That, young man. the Examiners told him, --Ives you an idea oi retr0cressiln motion - Burlington Eavkeye.
 THE DOCTOR.
 He has b..aa turlu-h th, college.
 And captured aL. suOwta.i--.
 He h,.- au V. Q. Co his name,
 His talk l- uf hHa.u-.
 Ot Tll- and pu--e-feslIus
 He -m-le- on tle sick and tIe laIrc. See y a his dipl,mas
 Scent you thn aroma
 or culture and dru-- E- eNcla-c
 His slow shake of Lead
 Fills the sick full uf dread,
 To hrius lzG is'1-a fee -e.dum fails. IIi- wise llacu0sas
 Ase followed by doses
 For winch tl- poor patient must pay, will b.-sd yor and carve you,
 Or stuff you or stirEc you
 The patient must never -ly nay.
 His fame fairly r5otsi
 His cures widely Iur1tsi
 His failn-z h.i safely under rr1UnL Tn. Iiol of woman.
 And -cou.su hy -1 man.
 ile SO lalp, -- le can ba t0uud-
 -l Boston Transcript.