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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

THE WEATHER SUNDAY AND YESTERDAY
The weather Sunday was Of such char1c-
ter rs might have sent delight into the heart
OF a Laplander, but it was not such as we
Of the sunny Soulh are accustomed TO.
Rin, mingled with bail and sGow. com
menced falling on Saturday night. and there
was not moment OF cessation until about
Q O'Clock yesterday. The whole surface OF
the earth. the Streets-roadway as well Us
>IdPwak-were covered with q coating Of
ice as "Sick a. glass" and walking was ac-
complisbed only with the greatest difficulty.
The thermometer read 23o at sunrise Sun
dav morning, and rose TO $50 during the
day. Yesterday morning it recorded 800.
There " as thawine later in The day, and an
cree position on The sidewalk was attainable.
Wherever the rain fell on Sunday 1t
ir'Ze. aud trees, shrubberv, telegraph
wires, &c, were covered with a beautiful
coating of Zee, which would have presented
gorgeous appearance in tho sunlight yes
teIday morning had not tie sky been OBJ
scufed by clouds. Towards III" afternoon
the sidewalks became clear Of the sleef. and
in the afternoon there were indications OF
clearing weather.
The promised clearing weather of the al
ternOOn did not come. however, and be-
tween IL and II O'Clock there was light
fall of snow.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

! WIcKEDNEss.-Not a bad heart. but a diseased
Liver Is ofttn the cause of violence OF ten per, vic.
iiiciiveness, and sometimes crime for. when the
Spleen Is affected, The heart Is cloeged in It's better
Impulses for want OF action 10 carry of the bile.
have used SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR. not
ony once, but often, and can confidently assert !,
has done me more good than any o,htr medicine
have ever used think IL L. The greatest medicine
for diseased Liver made In the world. Many of my
neighbors have used II, aud all will say as much II
not more than do for It's virtues.
John }, ALLEN, Blob county, Ca"
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

IT GOKs RIGHT TO THE SPOT This homey
bat expressive phrase adequately describes The ef-
feet of glass Of Hob PUNCH drank with hot water
or iced, with lemonade. soda-water or milk. Ready
on opening. Every sideboard should have It. Sold
by dealers generally az q. .25 bottle.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
FOUR LAUGHING ACTS.

ROBSON SCARES CRANE AT O'CLOCK.
"IwIr try conclusions with MIN.
CRANE BULIIES ROBSON AT 9.
"WIli ihou bic thy thumb at me, >ir?'
ROBSON THRASHEs CRANE AT 10.
IL am the bold thunder"
BOTH DEMORALIZGD AT 1880.
Are .hty not lam onkc IN their mcekneSs :"
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

Ahe peculiar yIoi Of this the most ingenious of all
$50 "ohueifVi pkysO OF The dIvine bard may it fully
""a'r'tood by a careful p.russi u The following
O'""'iu an?usee spoken iu Act T., Scene ], o. the
"o'"euy oi Errors. Dy the aged merchant II geon
~h|EoN In Syracuse was born, and wed gnto
"o'nan' happy but for me. With her l lived in
wv OlE wealth increased By prosperous traffic. al
~ iAIhers death drew me unwi'liDey to Epidam-
nue. There We h. not bten long, but she becsEe
>''fui isolher Of soodIy sons, and, strange TO
near The 'sae 80 li.e the other they hardly by
'efeS could De dis l. gui & I'd. That very hour, and
III the sed-ssme house. Soor, mean woman was
oeh'eres OF Zach burden.- male twins both alike.
ihese-iof beir parents we're exceedingly poOr-I
'o"ght' aud br~nsb. up TO at. nd my sons" ETC.,
etc.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

PERsONAL.-Dr. j. Waddy Davis, for-
merI' Of Richmond, has recently become
the ediIOr.ln-chIef Of the ST. Charles Mol
Cosmos. ON The siaif of which he has
served for years. The Doctor is a ready
aud graceful writer and a gentleman who
enjoys, as he well deserves, great personal
popularity.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

Mr. Trank Schwarz, 9S Nineteenth street,
Cincinnati, ONO, writes IL suttrtd Il for
live years with rhenmatism. Having been
persuaded BY friends 10 try 81. Jacobs on,
must acknowledge that II Is The tesi rem
edy ever used; In fact. II cured mo en-
tnely,"
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

ACCIDENTS FROM THE SLEET.-Mr. J. ID.
Gatewood fell upon the ice near the corner
Of Nam aud Twelfth streets Yesterday, and
was painfully II not seriously injured.
MIS-. Bine fell at The corner OF Elm and
Lester streets Sunday and broke her wrist.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
BOARD OF ALDERMEN.

ABSENT MEM BE X s-SALARY OF THE
MAYOR-REPORT FROM DIR. CABELL ON
HIS VISIT TO NEW oRLEANs-A NEW TUG
FOR JAMEs.RIvER IMPROvEMENT-TCE-
BOAT NEEDED-REsoLUTIO FROM THE
COUNCII.-NEw BUSINESS, &C.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

THE WEATHER YESTERDAY was rainy or
cloudy and cool. At night there was a
light flll OF snow.
THERMOMETER YESTERDAY 6 A. NJ, 80; {;
o A. NJ, 81; noon. 40; =. NJ, Al; z.
NJ, 40; midnight. 81.
Mean temperature, 363
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

Great Ignorance and Neglect I'm Rura
Districts.

THE RESULT or THE INVESTIGATIONS BY THE
NEW YORK STATE BOARD OF HEALTH IRA
CHG THE DISEASE TO IT'S SOURCE WHERE 1T
HAS SPREAD WIDELY-INSTANCES OF GROSS
NEGLECT OF SIMPLE PRECAUTIONS.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

A VALUABLE PORTRAIT.-T hose who love
to recall the glorious achievements Of Vir-
einian heroes, and to examine artistic
works Of merit. will be glad to learn that
there is now IN the State Library likeness
of General George Rogers Clarke by jarvis.
The picture Of man who did 80 much for
Virginia by extending her boundaries TO
the Mississippi and the Lakes, by an artist
so eminent as Jarvis, deserves place in
Virgina's Pantheon.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

DR. HAwTHORYE's LECTURE POSTPONED. -
IN consequence OF DR.. Hawth0rne's sick
ness ana the expectation OF unfavorablt
weather. his lecture on eloquent Ora
tory" intended for Mozlr, Hall this eve.
ming, is postponed until further notice.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

BLANKETS can be had eheaper at Lew sao-
TIERS fhao elsewhere They also show y large los
OF Comforiabl.s Of their own manufacture. These
'o"''ortsb'es are handmade, and are Gl.ed with
pure cotton,
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

THE NEW TELEGRAPH LINE.-The Rich.
mond and AIl'ghany railroad telegraph be-
ing now IN full operation TO Lvnchhurg. the
company Is doing fine commercial busi.
ness. a large number Of messages were
sent and received Yesterday.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

HENRIcO lTBMs.-Tbes January term OF
Heurco County Court-Judge Waddill--
began yesterday. Several criminal cases
were continued in the absence Of witnesses.
The court will meet again this morning.
X. Il. HUBBARD and j. T.. Lamb qualified
yesterday to practce law In the County
Court.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

To make the hands smooth, TO keep the nps
from chappng, there Is nothing better ihan this
excellent preparation. Now that the cold weather
has set IN every BODY should have some OF IT,
Prepared by T. ROBERTS BAKER, Druggist, No.
Ola Main
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
WEATHER REPORT.

INDICATIONS FOR RTO-DAY.-For the Middle
States. areas OF snow and partly cloudy,
colder weather, north 70 west winds, be-
coming variable. and rising barometer.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

For TWENTY YEARS TUrr's PILLS have proven
she friend Of the invalid and through all The cha
Df that period tens of thousands sin stIcs TO their
oid friend. and as many are daily testing their
Virtues. They are truly the SICK mans fIiepd
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

SUNDAY-SCH0OL MEETING POSTPONED
The Baptist SUNDAY School Association
postponed their IN, eiing ON account Of the
iBctement weather until the fourth Sunday
In he month.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

AN OPPORTUNITY rarely offered to the l,sss NJ
Richmond Is the perempfory ale OF Wotyopn a
| sHiLBERG's fine stock of French Miiiner v AZ urb-
lie auction THURSDAY and FRIDAY by JAS. MAC
lDouGALL. AuctioDeer, at the New York Auctions
House. See advt rtiscmeni.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

CAvED IN.-The Libbv.Ilil side Of VIII
liamsburg avenue has caved in. The stable
Of Mr.. X. Clyedo, who lives on Williams
burg avenue, near the city gas. works, has
also cived in. and there is huge crack III
the wall OF Mr.. Cavedo's brick residence.
which has induced him TO move out bis
family. Two OF bis horses were with diff
Guilty gotten out Of the stable after the
BUILDING had given signs OF falling in. 1t
Is said that the accIdrnt was caused by the
cutting away OF The street below.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

LADIES. be sure 10 attend the big Millinery auc-
ton THURSDAY and FRIDAY by JAS. MAcDoU-
GALL. Auciioneer, at the New York Auc ION House,
Who Is authorized 10 sell, without reserve, The en-
Ure stock. See advertisement.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

THE MILLINERY AUCTION THURSDAY AND
FRIDAY. by JAS. MACDoUGALL, AuctiOneer, at the
New York Auction iIone, promises the biggest sale
ever held in Richmond. See adver isement.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

PURCELL. LADD & CO.'S EMULSION or Cop
LIVER OIL is guaranteed pure aud free from aka
lies. II bulbs no the weakened system. Try it [.
Fifty cents per bottle. All druggists keep It
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

bALIihOkE, Nd, states:
~ have USED Co'den's LIEBiG's LIQUID FIX.
TRACT or BEEF largely In dsbitity. Istri!s and
nerpons diseases. and have found II one OF ths
most reliable Of nutrient tonics"
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

EXPERIENCE HAS PROVEN That PCRcELL
LADD & CO.'S Emulsion Of COd.Liver Oh has no
superior Take no other asa substitute. Fec sale
by all druggi,ts. Price, 80 cents.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

1HE BIO REDUCTIONS made IN the prices OF
press Goods a. LEVY BROTHERS viii ss,onish
many but they are determined 10 close out rheir
stock, and expect tn lose some money in aoiug q,
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

VI. ELLYsoS y CO., advertising agents. irsert 81.
ye'tisements In al Of the newspapers Of the United
States at publishers rates. orders left at TIE Dis.
pdtch counIing-room viii receive prompt Atten-
ton,
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

TRAIN OFF THE TRACE. Sixteen cars OF a
freight train between Richmond aud Green's
boro' were thrown from The etrack night be.
fore list. No one was hurt.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

SAVE MONEY by having your printing done stt the
DISPATCH PRfNrING-lIOCsE. Good wors, low
prices. a1d satisfaction guaranteed.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

WHEREVER USED, PURCELL, LADD K Co.'S
Emulsion OF Cod Liver oil has given enr,re satsfac.
tlon. Plice, so cents. At all drugstores. Take no
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

SUPREME COURT OF APPEALS, YESTERDAY.
The Washington City Savings Bank against
Davis and ats. Argued by w. Willoughby,
Ed, for appellant, and John u. McPher.
son, Esq, for appellee, and continued until
to-day
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

DEMOVAL.--I have removed inv paint
III hon 10 80 EAST FRANKLIN STREET
where would he = All TO receive orders Tram ny
MINING. COLORIAG. ROOF-PAitTIAG, NEW
and OLD G AZiNG. or ans, hing in the painting
line Thanking my former frIeDoK and custOm.fs
for their past pa r0naet. would De pleased 10 SOC
ia 9-eodia n. ID. BARGROyE.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

"B SELECT" wHisKEy at A3 gallon.
"Monlrose " whiskey at t3 gallon.
"Alpbs" " Whiskey Al ~. SO gallon.
"Anser " Wniskey at t2 eallon.
"Duck Greek" WhiSkey at tl.5) u gallon.
w. d HAM 4 CO., lIQ9 Msia street.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

DON'T Buy YOUR CARPETS. OIL-CLorHs, and
RUGS GntI. You have secn LEVY RRoruERs, sfo..k
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
TITS \ SPLENDID MEDICINE.

L relieved my bu>band's cough ever so much, and
n" rests wen at nghi now, replied lady customer
when sre vds asket bv ihc druggist how she iiked
The " RO' X AND RYE WITH GLYcEPINF."
js-l 2,*
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
PROPOSALS.

RICHMOND, January 10, 1851.
CEALED PROPOSALS WILL BE RE-
- CFIVFD AT Ny OFFICE. N RICHMOND,
UNTIL MONDAY. 18TH DAY OF FEBRUARY
for Ibe CIR tDUATION. MASONRY, aud BsIDG-
ING bptwten mouth Of NOrth river and Lexington.
Form OF contract. vita specifications. Will he
fnrnl, hcd on ap licalion. r. n. TEMPLE,
jt l. lawttezS Chief Engineer
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
Hon sPORD,s AliD P,iOsPuAFP

gives speedy beneht for night-sweais Ia conSump
lion. IL strengthens the nerves aud muscle, and
urQmO.es
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
DIVIDENDS.

OFFICE cay FIRE-lNsURANCE COMPANY,(
RICHMOND, VA, January Z, 1881.
THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THIS
a COMPANY have his day declared DIVi-
DEND OF THREE PR CENT ifree Of iaXl,
payobe 10 tire stockholders on and afer The l5lh
instant. r.. II. MEADE,
~ S-l0t >ecfciary,
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
OFFICE VIRGINIA STATE INsURANCE)
COMPANY.
RICHMOND, December 2s' isso }
nIVIDEND NOTICE.

The directors of This company have declared a
sem annual DIVloEND OF FIVE PER CENT,
fire. OF ~; taxes out of the net profits OF the ast Fix
months. lxOle To the stockholders on ard after
the drs gay Of January, 1881
d. 29-Zw j. ii. TATE. secretary.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
nEEICE NIRGINIA HOME

NIrY BARK OF RlCHMOND.-Th
" director. Of his Bank have declared a ilNl-
DEkD OF THkFk PER CENT. out OF The prohis
OF The iasI six moatUs (free of all axes payable to
the stocS holders 0H and after The 10 instant.
WILLIAM X. TRli-G- Ca hier.
RICIf,5ANn A g.. 1891. 4-td
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
ANDALUSIAN a KAlM.

SPECIAL BARGAINS ~ CARPETS AZ Levy
BROTHERS..
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

NOIICE.-The eleventh annual meeIin z
~ Of the STOC CKHOLI'kRS IF THE MER
CHANTS NATIONAL BANK OF RIG .MOND
VIII be ncld AZ Their bans hou'c OK TUESDAY,,
January IL. Sc l, al IL O'Clock NJ.
de 4-2awid j. Is. MORTON. Cashier.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
HAN An As

A LOT OF FIG BANANAS at 81 per
N bunch. send early If gen want 10 huy bar
gain ANDREW PIZZiNl, JR..
ia 11-2t SO7 bioad street,
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
@sASD MATINEE SATURDAY AT $50,
GRAND MATINEE SATURDAY At 2:so,
GRAND MATINEE SATURDAY AT ESQ

box-sheet for the sale Of reserved seats opens
TUESDAY Y9sAM.a a, the Theatre and at Ramos
4 Moses. IA h&su,TuxThst
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

WANTED. \ GOOD COOK. WASHER
w anC lRO\ER. None Others need amy. Re-
ferences rclulrei. AppIy al 5l6 north Fifth street.
IA 4
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
DEMOVAL.-Haying removed any
AUCTION BUSINESS
10 The more commodieus store
No 1905 EAST MAIN STREET,

! shall be pleased to receive coDsignments o
HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE AND GENERAL
MERCHANUIsE,a and to attend 10 sal's away from
the store. JNO. n. LAU6HTON, JR.,
Ia d-eodSt General Auctiopeer.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

NATIONAL BANK or NIRGINIA.t
RICHMOND. VA, December 4, $50.
THE ANNU a l. MEETING OF THE
L STOCKHOL GERS OF THIS BANK will he
held a be Dankin house TUESDAY. January "a,
1881. 81 II O'Clock II. J. W. LOCKWOOD.
Ue 5-ZaWtd Cashier.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
9itl'mond 1ispatth.

ss- Thh CIRCULATION ur ThH DIsPATCh
Is LARGER THAN THE COMBINED GIRO, =
LATIOE OF ALL THE OTHER DAILY NEWS
PAPERS OF THE CITY
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11
COMEDY OF ERRORS.

DrOmi' of Syracuse }Twin( Mr.. STUART ROBSON
DrOmio Of Ephesu., (Bros. Mr.. wa. II. CRANE.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

A trustV Villain, sir, that very oft,
When lam dun with care and melancholy,
Lighteos IN, humor with his merry 5ests.''
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

WANTED. BOARDER>.- Two OR
w THsEE SINGLE GENTLEMEN G. y obtain
GOOD BOARD. win NICELY. \fsHED
ROOM In private fami on very reas ,pSbe
terms bv amp y ny al No. 307 wesc Main street.
ill.3t
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

WANTED. A GOOD BREAD AND
w CAKf-BAkER 10 20 10 c0unry iowu.
Good wages and steady tmplo, ment Appyt0
n. ". MOtSTa,
IA ll-2ts lOo east Main r,.t.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

Entered at the Post-Oihce at Richmond, Va, as
second-class mattsr.I
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-01-11

WANTED. A WET NURSE. healthy
W and lru tworIhy. Apply at 10 east fransIin
street. j. Il-3t
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-08-02
SEDALIA WEEKLY BAZOO TUESDAY, AUGUST 2, 1881.
The Two Escaped jail Birds are
Seen About Twenty Miles
Southeast Of the City.

4 farmer named Ferguson, who resides
about twenty miles southeast I'll the city,
informed Sheriff Conner this morning that
two men answering the description OF
Ryan and Moore applied TO his house for
something to eat ut late hour last
night. Mr.. Ferguson described Ryan
Just rs he was when last seen. and SAYS he
was accompanied by tall man. He says
that they both were in their hare feet and
carried their shoes in their hands.
On receipt Of this information = posse,
led by Deputy Sherifis AL. Conner and
James Richie, left in search oi them, &C.
companied by Mr.. Ferguson. II the two
men prove to be the jail-breakers, they will
be surely captured, as the gentleman Civ
ing the Information say they both looked
like they were worn out.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-08-02
DAVIS DILEMMA
Pickpockets Relieve q Gentleman
of o170 at the Depot Last
Evening.

A gentleman from Lamont came to the
CITY, partly on business and partly to
see the sights. He enjoyed himself very
we'll until he went to the car to retnrn
home. The train was crowded but he
managed to get a seat. Just then neigh
Dor, Judge Taylor, came along looking flor
seat Tor his daughter. The chivalrv
inherent in him prompted him to get mp
and give the young lady his seat. He
then happened to remember that he had
not vet purchased his ticket aud also that
it would lie impossible, or nearly 50, to
make the change for his fare an the crowded
condition OF the car. He accordingly
started for the door, just in time to get
caught in perfect jam. Two young men
also seemed very anxious to get out and
mt the same time to stand A. close as pos
sible to Mr.. Davis. This gentleman
iel: something Juggling At his
pocket and when he alighted ON
the platform, instinctively clapped his
hand OH the place where his pOcketbOOk
ought to be, but ii wasn't there. 1t had
disappeared, vamOosed, vanished. He no
tilted the police Of his loss, amounting to
Sl7S. and remained over to identify the
takers, II caught, but that will be 4 rather
difficult matter. as he did not pay sufficient
attention to the ones who took 30 much in
terest in him.
Mr.. Davis was superintendent Of the
Sedalia Mining Company during the early
days of that city. He has had one piece u
misfortune after another for the last five
years. until he is now, comparatively,
poor man.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-08-02

A young gentleman of our acquaintance
was invited to take tea on Sunday after
noon with family on North Madison
street, in which there were several young
ladies, and an irrepresible boy Of eight au-
tums, who had, strange to relate, heard
Pinifore, in all its various forms. When
they were seated at the table, the precious
bow announced that he had made . new
verse to Piuifore, out OF his own head and
started out
my name il Is Char-l-e-e
I'm hustler, ~ you see,
] slide down the cellar door and tore NV
pants,
And So did my sisters, and"
''SilenceT yelled the head Of the house
in stern voice, and Charlie WAS lei out.
while the young men blushed and the la
dies giggled. 1t was some time, however,
before the young poet could be made to
understand just why his efinsion was so
odious to his audience, but he promised
''never to do it again." though it is quite
likely that he will be kept in the back
ground at future tea parties.-Emery's
PeOrian.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-08-02
Three Dogs, no Trust.


A correspondent Of western exchange.
writing from q town in Indiana, says:
One evening l was in Musher's grocery
store, speaking with one Of the clerks,
when lady came in and asked the pro-
prietor ii he would trust her for some
goods for \ few days. The lady was
we'll dressed and l was rather surprised
when, after asking her where she lived,
where she had been trading and the like,
he said:
do you keep dogs!"
The ledy looked somewha, as,onished
at this question, but, rs she was anxious To
omen an account at the establishment, she
answered, after moments hesitation;
"Yes."
"How many ?" asked the grocer.
"Oh, only one,
The lady got her goods and departed. at
ter which Musher said To me:
do YOU know that woman
mo sir, l do not"
did you hear me ask her If she kept
dogs?"
"Yes."
well, you kno" why asked that
question:"
I'm sure do not"
"Well, sir, this il the rule 60 by. II
a person only keeps one dog, ! am pretty
sure Of nv paw. On this recommendation
| trust them one week; ii they keep two,
only three days; but II they keep three
dogs wouldn't open an account with
them ii they owned the whole town.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-08-02
BOLD BURGLARS
Enter the Country Residence
of Mr.. Thompson
And Garry OF q Lot Of Valuable
Jewely, Pistols, etc.

While Mr.. n. w. Thompson and family,
who reside about two miles northeast Oi
the city. were absent from home, attending
,he circus Yesterday, burglars effected an
entrance through one of the windows and
carried oil lot OF fine jewelry and several
ether valuable articles. After gaining an
entrance the burglars took large butcher
knife and pair oil shears and broke open
every trunk, closet and bureau in the house
and strew their contents all over the
floors.
After getting hold Of one set OF gold ear
rings two pairs Of coral ear rings, one set
.nant led gold ear rings, one pair Of gold
.Ieve buttons. one plain gold watch and
two pistols. the burglars took their
departure through rear door and es-
cai~d undetec,ed. The robbery was not
discovered until Mr.. Thompson and his
family returned.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-08-02
Naughty Ticket Punchers.

After one o'clock this morning, Officer
Gossage and Carnes, visited the house Of
prostitution presided over by Belle Nc
i;uder. in Lincolnville. As the officers
went inside Of the ranch, two we'll known
railroad conductors made their escape
through side door, carrying their clothes
with them. The officers followed but the
the ticket punchers were too ny" for them
and made their escape. The female MEM
bers OF the ranch, two white and two black,
were not disturbed, rs case could not be
made against them.