The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-09-06
EXCHANGE scINT1LLATIoNs.

Exploring expeditions to the Nortl
Pole and around other mems wive
are jointly dangerous and should b.
avoided.-- Sunday Argus.
Conet U. can be U'n in the North
west between the hours of s and !
o'clock. Its flight is so rapid that YOU
can almost see it novel, Elkton Reg
lister.
"John Hathawsy,a wealthy Indi
ana farmer, killed tenant about 81
for rent" He hath way Of collect
ing rent entirely of his own. II Stat,
journal.
Conkling can no longer claim eth,
whole unboundcd universe as ours
for "pent-up Utica contains lis pow
ers," for the time being at least
LClinton Democrat
Mr.. Jol Lehrer Jr. of Cairo, has
been married to Miss Christina Kat
teriohn, Of Paducah. No dodbt it was
with her name Christina caught her
John.-[ Dan. O'Sullivan.
1t appears to bother even the very
best men of the State how to get the
old Constitution revised. Send it to
this office. Wen revise it in few
hours State journal.
Out in Missouri David Sans was
recently married and his neighbors
may reasonably look for new edition
of the Sans of David about every two
years. Breckenridge News.
Now that Spotted Tail is dead, we
see no impropriety in telling how he
came by his singular name. Once,
when small boy he sat down on a
redhot watlle-iron.-! Gruelle.
Don't scnd your poems to the news
papers Publish them in book. II
Robert Burns had put his in the pa.
pers he would never have been heard
Of in the United States This and
That.
A Memphis woman, named Ada
line Harris and Alkaline Duff, has
brought suit for divorce from her two
husbands at once. We might Ada.
line or two and make lew comments,
but WON'T State Journal.
The Washington surgeons evident
,ly know better how to manage "bul
let-in" than they do how to get Gui-
tcau's bullet out. And yet they seem
to know very little abouttae bulletin.
= Herald Enterprise.
Mrs. Liberty Ratcliff, Of Great Bend, |
Kansas, killed herself with strychine
because she could not write a novel, |
and thus proved the superiority of her
judgement over many who have out
lived their novels Colombia Spec
tator.
We have often heard the term "she.
bang" and thought it was a slang term
for residence, fromsthe connection in
which it was used. Bachelors are
slow finding out such things, but we
have at last discovered what she bangs
are. They are those fxings ESQ fire.
qucntly found fattene | and fastened on |
feminine foreheads. Paris Kcntuck-
ian.
Sitting Bull has been heard from.
His temperature is 104-pulse, o.
respiration, Is and his appetite is bet
ter than his supply ofgrub. He takes
freely, by way of the natural channel,
of both solid and liquid food every
day, several ounces Of dried venison
and Bourbon and calls for it himself.
He takes this nourishment often par
ticularly the liquid part of it without
any indication of gastric disturbance.
II Erin Tenn. J Review.
If it be trne that the Vice President
should perform the duties of theiPresi-
dental office during tine inability of the
President, who, we inquire, will relieve
Arthur, should Gen. Garfield die?
The inability OF Arthur is from natu-
raj causes and can not be removed,
being mental. Somebody will have
10 be President. We wish some OF
the great editors, who are likewise
great constitutional lawyers, would
tell us who it will be-! Sunday Ar.
gus.
No, Lucinda, dear, tho Dan Sulli.
van who killed the boot-black in Bal
timore, the other day, is not connect
ed with the Courier-Journal. The
young gentleman you SO much admire
puts an o. before his Sullivan, and is
a mild and gentle youth, who would
not kill even so mean thing as a
saucy boot-blaek. lie has, however,
the reputation Of being a lady-killer,
but he's not to blame for ithat.- In
terror journal.
A sad story comes to ms from Can
ton, Dakota. Two fair maidens, who
were bathing in the river Sioux, got
on plank and they couldn't swim.
But the plank it could swim; and it
swan out into the middle of the river.
And to save the girls, who looked
each like Eve before the fashion chang
ed, two young men were forced to get
in skiff and row after them and
catch them and put them in their skiff,
where they put their clothes on. We
would sooner be shot than be COM
PEELED to do such thing.-TSta
journal.
The Sunbeam wishes to know If
some of the Hartford girls cannot kiss
our Associate. We now desire to ask
what the Hartford girls have done to
Tho editor ofthe Sunbeam that he
would have them thus scourged. We
have not consulted the girls. but pre-
sumo that they would as soon engage
in the delicious and exciting labial APP
Proclamation ending in an osculatory
operation which is by the generality OF
olcbeians denominated kiss with the |