Litchfield enquirer., 1881-07-28
CLIPPINGS.

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 Pig-headed people are generally borss
 When girl bangs her hair does she hurt her brainsa Or-or-haven't they any
 Sleeping out loud" is the latest chill defi- hilton for snoring.
 The biggest fish ever caught is the ore that got away from the hook just as he was being taken Tn.
 | The army worm got as far as Boston when miss with eyeglasses called it by it's real name. It immediately laid down and ied
 The country churches nowadays Are thrown In much disorder / By the country folks all staring st The hat of the summer boarder. A husband telegraphed to his wife, "What have you for breakfast and how is the baby The answer came: "Buckwheat cakes and the measles"
 ''There are two boating associations here, |" and Harvard When it rains they read
 The printer set up the name .'Donn Piatt" as ''Danl Pratt" Piatt thought he could stand it, but Pratt said it was contemptible outrage.
 One thousand stocking makers of Ohem- nitz, Saxony, are coming to this country If this is not yarn, there must be something on foot.
 hobby young student of Caius
 Remarked, "Now just ain't the chaius?
 I've such shiny hats,
 And gorgeous cravats,
 That the boys yell-''Oh. what braius1"
 Wonderful indeed are the workings of the cooling apparatus now employed at the White House in Washington. It is stated on good authority that COW which pastures under the presidents window now gives ice cream.
 The Czar leads a very simple life. He rises early and breakfasts with hls family. after which he goes down cellar and covers himself up in coal bln for the balar ce of the day to keep out of the way of the nihilists
 The following notice by Virginia black. smith indicates readjuster sentiments on the part of Noses partner: ''Notis.-De copart- nership heretofore resisting betwixt me and Nose Skinner is hereby resolved. Dem what owe de firm will settle wid me and dem what de firm owe will settle wid Nose"
 "Where do we find the small vices ?" thun. dered the preacher, and every member of his congregation got up and told him to look for them in the other pews. All except the sex ton, who did not exactly catch on. He sug- gested the hardware store. But that was be- cause he didn't know how to spell.
 ''How many comets did you say there were?" inquired the judge of the prisoner, who had been locked up over night forde. ranging the symmetry of neighbours fea- lures during an astronomical controversy Three, av it please yer honor." The court smiled incredulously, upon observing which Pat added, "I'm afther telling ye the thruth i; Mickey Farrel, he saw one; Mrs. Dnnis, she saw another; an it was meself that saw the third"
 Porter" said the gentleman from New York, as he stepped into his berth, 'take this quarter and call me at Lyons, sure :" "All right, sah." Late next morning he calls him: ''Only twenty minutes from Buffalo, sah." The passenger made chapter of re- marks in blanks and dashes, winding up with: s'Why in fury didn't you call me at Lyons2" New porter, ecstatically: "Ly- ons Fore goodness sake, dats it You did say lions, for suah, boss, an done thought ober de whole circus, an hope to die ef I could. catch onto any animile higher dan buffalo! I'll remember de cage next time, boss"