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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26
SOCTEDADES.
Severe BASTON.
45.-S AN FRAN CT s @ O--45
SAN JUAN PUERTO-RICO.

Gira letr as en- todas cantidades corta vista
sobre las sguientes capitales Y pueblos de La
Peninsula, islas Baleares las Canariss.
ALECIA,
Bavo Betanzos, Bayona, Bufo, Corufia, GAL
das de Reyes, Carnarlflas, Carril, Carnota, Gee,
Corcubion, Constance, Ferrol, Finisterre, Guar
dia, Lugo, Lage. NAL ica, Mondofedo, Mur0s,
Murcia, 0rense, Ortigueirs Santa Marital, No
va, Padron, Pontevedrs, PGentedeume, Puen.
teareas, Puenta Oeso. Rivadeo, Redondela,
Santiago, Thy, VRero, vigo, Villagsrcia, vi
mianzo J Zas.
Asst RIAS
A-ilts, Oangas de Onis, Cangss de Tineo, Gu
dillero, Colungs, Csstropol, Figueras, GIon
Grado, LastreB Lanes Luarca, Oviedo, Polt
r,sl.e l.e SjssQ> Pols de Lena, Pola de Laviana, Pra
yia, Riyadeae "a, Salas, SaTh1S7ie Laugfgo,, Is
pia, Tineo, Vilaviciosa Infesto.
Rest0 dle la Peninsula,
AIbacete, Avila, Alci a. Aimanss, Antequfra
Alicante, Averbe, Alcoy, Almudevar, Alge
ciras, Azeoitia, Astorge, Ameris, Ataro, Bla
mes. Bitao, barcelona, Bastf0rba, Burgos
Radaicz. CSceres, Calahorra Csspe. Carihena
CaIatavud, Carmons, Cordoba, (astellon, Cas-
tro UldialeF, Cartagena, Cadlz. Oiudad RO
drigo, Chinchills, Ceuta, Don Benite Estena
Fciia, Figueras, Gero-na,z zGIpdalsjara, Gra-
naca, Gibraltar. Huelya; Haro, Huescs, He
lin, Jaer, Jatvs, Jaca, Jerez, La Eseala'
Logrofo, Lerida, Leon, Madrid, MaZchena,
Montbanch Malaga, Murcis, MaDresa, Moron,
Morella, Matar6, Ohate, Osuna, Pamplona-
Palam6s, Palafrngell, Pobla del Segur, Puer
TO de Santa Maria, Puerto Real, Paleneia, Rel
noss, Ronda, San Felin de Gnixols, Sto Do
mingo de la Oalzada, Salamanca, San Fer
nando, San Ldear de Bsrrameda, Segovia,
aevllla. Sort, Sorsona, San Mateo, Santnnder,
San Sebastian, Sarihena, Toledo, Toro Ia
rrega, TORI ella de Montgrf Torrecilla, Te-
rueI Tatalla, Torrelavega, Tolosa, Tudela,
Tsrragona, Tarrssa, Utrers, vitoria, Villa
robiedo, vsIladolid. Valeneis, Walls, Vinaroz,
veleg, Malaga, Zafra. Zagagoza zamofa.
ESLAk BANEAREs.
oandsdela de Menorca y Palma de MsllorcA
isH4As CANARIAe,
Palmas gUrsn oanariatl. D.12
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26
De este puerto a9t Tho nas $40 SIS 3
IIahana so 25 IL
veracruz 90 45 23


IL de l. q De u Sc dc IL Entre puente
$40 SI05 Sl57 ssl
Estos rcgios san ragadaros en- oro are-
40 8 su eq1 vi nte en monada ,orrient~
con 81 % de aumeutO.
COME STONES
Sc ex ideu pasnjes Go ida Y de vueta en los
vioi~s intarcoouia es validos por dos meses Y
con un Is y % de rehaja' Y en- los trasst.
lsnticos vAlldos per un ah Y con un 25 p %
de rebaja. A toda famiia cayo pasaje cor,
pute al montante de cuatro pasaies de eamara-
So le concede d una rehaia de Is PIX
Los ni1os memories de ) amos. graiis: oe q
8 aflos In g. de IL la mitad, y de 2
cumplidos pagaran pasaje entero Cuando
una iamlia tcnga varios min memories d 3
amos solo uno de ellos llevaran gratis, los de-
mas pag ran A. parte de pasaie,
PASAJES DE CRIAD0S.
Los varones al precio fiado para los de en-.
tre puente, y las muieres pagaran 2t3 de pa
safe, tomados ror sus smHs.
Para mss informes dirigirse los agentes.
Sii,'d Ferrer d Co.
iunio I.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26
DE VENTT-A-,

In imprenta FL TRANvTA Y la Agencia
M0rtuofia Ell B1EN PUBLIcO stas en- la
Gale de San jose ndnero IA esquina al Gale.
jou de CateCral El que interese nno otro
estab ecimiento pnede antenderse con tu Gnico
dheho cue snscribe. - FEIIOfANo FuERTEs.
b. II, 1s,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26
LIN II A
VAPORES-C -CORREOS ESPAN0LES,
entire Liverpool Puerto. Rico.
Ia f,lNn I, nj, lIn, III h allIut.l

lli FlliTH u iill lllsi iil ltt illglsllll.
soRIEouEz... Do ias7 tonelsdas capitsn cirion.
NlTAduEE. de i17s Mande2nn q.
HuEvo PoHCE. de 1879 EchevRrrfA.
DespschAndoee uno 81 Is seoAda mss On LIVER
Tipos reducidos de Flstes
caneiae sacoe vacios, perfu-
EeIis. JuRpetes. Cuehil eria. sol.
incalloria alambre cobre. ho-l Por tone
de lata. olavos. tubos para
gas .serreteria pintura. scei- lada de peso
jAryAa. jahcn. veleE. uapel. SCI.
uuebas. viveres vtnoB. lico. nledida
ralea .:..'.,.-: = -, ...-.. ..'. opcion del
que pasep dedoe tonesdas de tSoI. vapor.
pssol paflas para a2ncar.
20. vtdrterfa. cerveEa. .otmldnto .cy
lAdrflna. nbonos os.....-....... W"
erro, oalderoe foGOnes. .-. GsI. Ton. dc peso.
roz basts 1000 sacoe tsi pRsa
de 5000 sacoe. fete convencio- tsI. Idem.
nai..~-~- ...........s.
TodQ con oapa 90 81, siendo paSadero on Liver
ool de t0F siando paRNdero en- Puerto Rico.
Les netne pa9af On Puerto Rico ae Aohrar&n al
amhio corrente de Giroe on las echas de las llaRs
delos vaporas.
No Sc Armar4 conocimieuto prr rpenos de En.lOIs.
4os sopeisdas de peso q otres ,nsrcancias 40 mea-
Hon nadAs arrfba. nefe conventional.
Eohre emhardues. nor un solov. nor deno m6nos
Iue ico tonenaias nara m solo Copsisnatario, se
,bonarA ia cana, pagkndose hete en- LIVERPOOL la
'utrARa dalos eonoclmiaGto
Para pornenoree. diriRirse
. Liverpool los Sres, White, Forman Co
San Juan, ?. r, Sobrinos de Fzquiaga -
Pence, Sauri Subira & Co.-Ma agdez, Kraer-
mer 6 90.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26
GRAN BAZAAR De R0PA HECHA.
SASTRERIA DE TOMAS HERMAN0S
aS-CALLE DE LA CRUZ.-nS-

de Europa
buen surtdo de aes de ecoin
ev chqu fac tres casmr ana traes de
porvora drill banco de para construir la
dda la mismama camas bna cueos puno boones
pechera de panueos corbaa ombreros
arfcuos para cabaeros siendo ell eaa de la
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26
NIUSICA.
Ciasica Y romantca lie varios maestros cele-
hras Alemanes, Italian0s Y Franceses.
Do ven en- el estab' ccimienro de. BoLETR
MERCANTII.
IA CIUDAD CONDAL.
Arturo Raymat & Co.

Qneda completsm apte surtido el nue.
yo estab' ecimiento he este nombre. Con
las i!timas importaciones Sc ha pro-
visto dc todo y podemos ofrecer
Veloutina, crema y nc .its de orija.
Especialidaies en- prenieria de dou-
bic oro.
Ma rncos espejos con lima de una
pulg. greso.
Juguetas para nillns.
Gatletitas fnas rls C.
Camisss bIsncss y de colores desde
4 ris.
G lzaio de- todas clases.
Loza francesca 6 inglssa.
Mantas ;nglesas para yisjes.
UtnsiIios para il.
Efactos de sombrereria.
Data!lamos los famosos zspatos mar.
ca FAnien De Paris 4 20 rls. h. IL j.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26
COnpada general traSadlntjCa
vAP0REs.CORRE0s FRANCEsEs

Linea DE- 81 Ndzaire u Snntd1llev.
E dia q de cada IN ,s said q lie 81 Nazare Y
escala en- Santa Ter, con .leslino q este puer-
10, via San Th61as IN tae los meiores va
pores de Ia CampaIia, eg4udo te dlti 30
puerto el 6 de Csdi Ea & eig 10 do hlsta We
RAJ ruz c n ell siguientc ITiNERARI0.
SALGDA LLEGADA
De St Thomas el San jam. r. Il el :
+" Juan, + II. :. a II b na Il -. l.
/" Habana 81 II IA V"racruz el -. Ia
RETORNO.
Saliendo de Veracruz el Is de cada mes,
llegara este puerto d.. "A a. 26, tonando
aqui les pasalefosy = hetes para Eur pa.
PFecioS ds paSUes sintercolonidles.
FRA Entire pte Pot.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26

Sc vende una hermosa estancla sita en- Ha-
to-Rey al lado dc la carretera por donde pasa
el tranvia colindante con terrenos de don
Eduardo Asensio Y don Psscaso Rniz. Tfene
extensos saludables pastos, parte de monte,
bueaa casa de vivienda v un abundante pozo
de nguas de manantial Su extension ee de
25 : so cuerdas Para informes nuede dirigir.
SO ell one Ia interese aos sefores P. Martoreu
h 90 Tomas Hermsnos, s hlen 4 esta itnpren-
tn en- donde sc darirazon h AL
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26
!, inlaIst DG ViP0REs GSPlilLGs
.ORREOS DE LAS ANTlLLAS
ng D. RAMON DE HERRERA,
DE La HABANA.


ho1ih de Ia Habqna el .dia 10 de cada
.r,es 4 las s de Ia tartte del vaper RAMON
IS uERsERA. captain Nuaex.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26
staIcIa Dt II s!slAi PIO, RIGa
DON EsCAI.A I'm NUEyITAs, GlBARA, oUBA,
PONCE, AAYAFaTEZ Y PUERTO RICo.
VAPoR i1A "a. j f:s~. -



Id A.
SAl,irs Dc Habana ell 80 lie cada mes par,,
S1-viins.
Id. ,it Nuey'tas al lie ii. i'd ID Gibara.
IL. dc Gibara ell de ii. III ID Sgo de Cuoa
H. de Sgo Cubs el 5 i'll. i'll IL Ponce.
Ed. de Ponce a sid Id. Id NAy@gaez
Id de Maysgiez ell id. id id. san Junn.
Llega ssn Juan, T. r., al lO dc cada mes
RETORNO.
Sal,ra de Pto. -Rco ell Ii ,!e Gala mes parA
MayagdeE
ID lie MayegteE e. 5 III. id. III Ponce
III de 2 u &c 81 10 u ID, III S deCaba
L; de 3. &c CUBA Ell II II ia i'll Gibara
Ii de Gibara u - II IL ii Nlevitas
II. l.. Nueyitas 81 III /! Il uabana
Llega 8 Ia Hshsl4a c. y de- raaa 3les
St adn,ile caraa jl2'aie 3ara -efins saJo
ueFvos
Mss i.saj'3. ...san s4, eua!a 'os
) ,3ft,os ie Eqa.Gga
t'atrto-E.ico
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26
AraDcel de Aduanas.
COnsulado dc Francia.

Ell consul ae Francia en- Puerto. Rico,
ruega hos seiiores INHERIT Charles III
'oire Aug,sste, BLoN DEAU Henri ct VnArI
Euqene, que So presenter o envier sus
apoue2rados para rooibir cartas y doou
mentos que ase enouentrap 80 dicho
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26
RESPONsARiLIDADES

0bhgsciones Ia vista --
Cuentas corricntes. 1870 4I29l
Wales en- circulation. -. II, $50. 90
tap diy,itanIo fraa
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26

Gira letr as en- todas cantidades corta vista
sobre las sguientes capitaes y pueblos de La
Peninsula, islas Baleares las Canarias.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26

precios cnvencionaes
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1881-06-26

9oRlHouEA.. de 1882 toneladas capitsD Orion.
NLYAaUEE. -. de ll7a Nandngnu
Nuxvo PoHoE. de ii72 Echevarri
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-06
A Definition of Justice.


The corporate life of the society
being no longer in danger, and the
remaining business of government
being that of maintaining the condi-
lions requisite for the highest indi-
vidual life, there comes the ques-
tlon, What are these conditions ?
Already they have been implied
and comprehended under the admin
lStratlon of justice; but so vaguely
is the meaning of this phrase com
monty conceived that a more speci-
tic statement must be made. JUS
tlce, then, as here TO be understood,
means preservation of the normal
connections between acts and results
the obtainment by each of as
much benefit as his efforts are equiv
alent to-no more and no less. Liv-
ing and working within the res
training imposed by one another's
presence, justice requires that indi-
viduals shall severally take the con-
sequences of their conduct, neither
increased nor decreased. The super
ior shall have the good Of his super
iority, and the inferior the evil of
his inferiority. A veto is therefore
put on all public action which alb
StractS from some men part Of the
advantages they have earned and
awards to other men advantagesthey
have not earned.
That from the developed indus
trial type of society there are eX-
cluded all forms of communisticd dis
tribution, the inevitable trait of
which is that they tend to equalize
the lives Of good and bad, idle and
diligent, is readily proved. For
when, the struggle OF existence be-
tween societies by war having
ceased, there remains only indus
trial struggle for existence, the final
survival and spread must be on the
part OF those societies which pro-
duce the largest number Of the best
Observation-Disclosures best
adapted forlife inthe industrialstate.
Suppose two societies, otherwise E.
quail, in one of which the superior
are allowed to retain, for their own
benefit and the benefit Of their off
spring, the entire proceeds of their
labor, but in the other of which the
superior have taken from them part
Of these proceeds for the benefit of
the inferior and their offspring.
Evidently the superior will thrive
and multiply more in the first than
in the second. A greater number
of the best children will be reared
in the first, 'and eventually it will
outgrow the second.-POpulGr SCI
ence Monthly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-06
Popular Songs.

\ good many different persons
have written the popular songs OF
the last so years, and in nearly every
case they have lived to see their
songs quickly forgotten by the tickle
public. With only a few exceptions
the songs that have had the widest
success lived but few years at the
most. OF course there are songs that
will be sung by generation after gen
Grafton, as Home Sweet Home,
"Old Folks at Home Sweet By
and By" and a few others that have
become household melodies. Yet
there are hundreds of others of
equal merit that won universal pop
ularity and passed away with the
people who sang them. Some songs
of the slightest merit have had I'M
deserved popularity, made their au-
thors or publishers rich, and quietly
dropped into oblivion.
"SheO Fly" sung ten years ago
fran one end of the Union to the
other, had a sale of $4,000 and is now
forgotten. 1t was certainly the most
worthless musical abSuTdity ever
written, and its success was largely
owing to it's being alluded to by Gen
eral Butler in Congress in course of
a political wrangle with a fellow
member. 1t netted the fortunate
publishers several thousand dollars.
"Old Folks at Home was written
by Stephen G.. Foster 80 years ago,
who sold it to Christy, Of minstrel
fame, for $6,and received bonus of
So more for the privilege Of having
his (ChriSty's) name on the title-page
as author, and after the piece had
made him rich he generously gave
Foster $50 more, which was all he
ever received for the song. But it
servedto make observation-disclosures and
to sell his other songs; yet he died a
poor man. For while the piece
Waned in public favor, until it was
sung by Mile. nilsson at her con-
certs, when il took a new start, and
at the present time it is one OF the
best selling songs in the Market.
The numerous tranScriptiOnS frOm
its melody, by upwards of twenty
deterrent composers, serve to keep it
popular. It is really worthy COM
panion to Home Sweet Home" and
will probably be sung for hundred
years to come.
During the war several songs pub
lished at the time had remarkable
weeping, Sad and Lonely"
had a sale Of upwards Of 100000.
When Johnny Comes Marching
Home," "Tenting on the Old Camp
Ground" sung by the Hutchinson
family, "Jehn Browns Body Lies a.
Molding in the Grave" each had a
very large sale and enriched their
publishers, and in one or two cases
their authors. But only one Of them
has remained from Tent
ing on the Old Camp Ground"-I
which is being sung by the daughters
of those whose memories 90 back to |
the sad scenes when they tented on
the old camp ground. Boston
transcript.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-08-04
HOUSE AND FARM.
4 Few Lac. Kecipes.

a Few lAse kecipes.
CLEANSING WASH FoR The HAIB-Dis-
solve two ounces Of borax ii one quart Of
warm water. Apply twice week.
HAIR OII-One pint Of castor oil, Out
with Jamaica rum. The hair should be
brushed often.
SUMNER DRlNKs-To ono pint Of boiled
cider add quart Of cold water and . lemon,
Sweeten to taste.
Cold TRA-Use cold water In which 70
steep tea. pouring on about four hours be.
fore using, Cold Water, soured BY GOOD
vinegar and sveetened with SUGARS also q
refreshing drink. :e.@S-~ s....z.s.1
To KEEP LEMoNs-Press out all the
juice, and boil skins mot Geeds) teA min.
utes. Add this water to tho Juice, and 70
every pint add ono pound Of white sugar,
after which boil Ave minutes. Keep in
glass jars if not sealed.
Soak largo cupful Of rice In cold water:
put it on in the water it has been soakine
in, and let it boil about twenty minutes;
mold it ir cups and eat with cream. sugar
and jelly. The rice should soak IN hour OF
two. ~.
SIMPLE BREAD PuDDINa-Pour quart
Of hot water over pint of bread
crumbs. or bread cut in pieces about an
inch square. which have been placed in q
buttsred dish, add one egg and two table,
spoonfuls Of sugar; let it bake ten minutes.
After it is cool put it on ice, or in pan Of
cold water until cold. Serve with cream.
GREEN Corn SoUP-Take eight ears Of
tender corn, CRATE them not too closely 70
the cob, and scaid corn and cob together in
ono quart Of sailed, boiling water. This
secures the milk which would otherwise re-
main in the cob and pour in one quart of
milk: season with salt, pepper and little
butter, and let it cook gently ten minutes
more.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-08-04
OLD ALPH'S RATTLFR.

A Snake That Contaiued ~ Many Articles
as . Variety Store.
From the Columbus (Ga) NmeA
A correspondent writing from Geneva,
Ca, under date Of June q, says: The
largest rattlesnske Of the season was killed
near here this week by Alph Brown, an old
freedman. It measures four feet and seven
inches in length and had eleveifs rattles.
Alph says he has known the snake to be in
his premises for five years, but for two years
it has been missing until Last week. He
was discovered under his dwelling house
BY his wife. He says she was preparing
dinner and had noticed her pet cat about
half way through burned hole in the floor,
which Was his way Of entering the reom,
and in few moments his mewing caused
her to think he was in distress. She called
Tommie, but still he did not make his en-
trance, and the second time she took him
by the neck to pull him through, and be-
hold the monster had swallowed Toms tail
and she came near pulling both through.
She Immediately left for the field to ind
Alph to help her conquer the enemy. Alph
came with his spade, but his house being
well planked around the pillows he de-
cided to try his luck with hot water. He
scalded at him for two hours without sue
cess. He then went two miles and bor-
rowea gun, raised plank in his floor and
gave him a charge of fifteen buckshot, which
put an end to his rafting music. After
examining him for some time he decided
to see what he had been feas,ing upon
and to his surprise he found within him q
pipe, asmall pair Of scissors, two old knife
handles, fourteen rats and portion of his
wife's soap geurd. Alph says he is satis-
fed he thanked him mn fully two wears aoo
He has smelled him often, but could not
find him. This is the seventeenth ono he
has killed On his place in three years.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-08-04
StantOn's Dread OF Assassination.

Stanton's Dread OF ASSASSINATION.
From Washington Dispatch.
The following curious dispatches. never
to Hon. Edwards Pierrepoint about a
month after the assassination of Mr.. Lin
coin:
WAR DEPARTMENT. MAY IL, 1864
los r NJ.
THE HON. EDWARDS P1ERREPo1Nr, New
York.
"1have written tonight to retain you and
Cutting and Brady. or any one else you
may desire to have associated with you,
to prosecute Horace Greedy and the owners
Of the Tribune for Greeley's persistent ef-
forts Of the last four weeks 10 incite as
sassins to finish their work by numbering
me. Please give the matter your imme-
date attention on receiving the letter and se-
cure copies of all the T1ibunee printed
since the night Of the presidents murder
and get the names of the owners. pro.
pose to prosecute criminally and also by
civil suit, for I shall not allow them to have
pae murdered and escape responsibility
without q struggle for life on my part.
-"EDw1NM NJ. STANTON"
WAR DEPARTMENT May $3.50 P. M.
TO the Hon. Edwards Pierrepsnt and
the Hon. F. B. Cutting, New York:
I have proof OF express personal malice
against me by Greedy and 1 believe that
can establish combination between him
and others which may end in accomplish
ing my death, as it did against Mr.. Lincoln
and Mr.: Seward. This is my reason for
distinguishing his case from others of gem
eral vituperation. EDwfN NJ. STANTON"
The second telegram was sent in reply to
one which contained an intimation that it
might be at least indiscreet to make such
an arrest as the one suggested by Mr. Stan
ton.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-08-04
How q "Household' Man t.ared.

An exchange tells how an enterprisine
editor Jared who did not have the aid of q
good wife or female friend to test his vari-
GUS recipes. One day, last week the editor
OF Cloverdale Cleanup was startled by q
whole tornado of raps at his sanctum door,
on the other side of which he presently b.
held small mob of matrons of the vicinity,
each of whom bore ar expression Of indig-
nant determination on her face, and disl
pan under her arm.
"Are you the the party who said in last
weeks paper that salad dressing could be
improved by an ounce Of cayenne and some
powdered borax?" said one.
W-I-suppose SO. admitted the editor.
"Oh, you are, eh?" said the woman. dis
playing sticky green compound: well,
got four children at home at the point Of
death from it now.
And are you the miserable liar who
stated that the only way to clean seal-skin
was to boil it in MILK" Screamed another,
holding mp what appeared to be drowned
puppy. Look at that!'
"I-er-ahem--really--" mumbled the
wretched journalist, THE printer must
have mixed it up with the the broken china
ITEM"
And didn't you PRINT recipe saying
that few pincbes Of copperas gave a rich
dark color to sponge cake? My husband
has been throwing up steadily since day be
fore yesterday morning!" sobbed an"tber
exhibiting what appeared to be hunk Of
stove coal.
EYES," put in another irate dame, hold
ing up tattered basque. land you said that
vitriol would take ink stains out of velvet
You disgusting old pirate"
Il think it must have been my assistant,
Clipem," stammered the editor. II don't
think wrote anything for that issue ex-
cept leader on our Accused Monopo-
lies.
That's too thin" ehrieked another de-
vastated female, putting up green veil and
displaying q parhoiled countena nee.
Didn't you advise me, down at the market
yesterday. to cut out your Invaluable orient
al recipe for taking out freckles? 1t took
'em out, and the skin with 'em; and the
doctor says it is two to one that I never see
out of that eye again. There! You're well
come to what's left.
And the half scalped victim broke rot
tie on his nose, while the rest hammered
him over the head with assorted slabs of
indigestion built according to tho Cleanxp's
specifications, manned unrisen dough into
his mouth. and poured a coal tar, arsenic
and sulphur remedy for chicken pip down
the back of his neck.
When they were gone the moulder of
public opinion picked himself up, kicked
the devil down stairs, and went out to trade
= special notice on the first page for some
courtplaster.
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held them t1iumphantly before the child.
Tho child kicked = The teeth were
never found. {.
Happy thought! One cracker pounded
dne, one teaspoon Of sugar, one corner Of
his already soilod handkerchief, and Brown,
advanced toward baby, this time singing,
See. the Conquering Hero Comes. He
took Baby in his arms still singing, happily
and viotoriously, when Mrs. Brown return
ed; Her first question was, How did
Baby behave?" ~ -s.ls. ...,e4-
.'Oh. tiptop; no trouble At all"
Cry any :"
''Ye-es. q little; nothing to speak Of; It's
the easiest thing in tho world TO amuse
him; III take care Of him any day you
want to run out.
whats the matter with my ivy?"
II just discombobberated it . little
swinging it for the baby"
whats the slop jar and the pitcher do
ing in the middle Of the aoor?"
Just give Baby an ILLUSTRATION ofa pyra-
And my worsted- Of that2"
Baby was playing bascl, I guess"
Hum. yes; Baby broke the guitar strings
too. suppose"
0AO"AuB u4u HOW 10 I1De INC O0A40s
And this thing in his MOUTH"
. That? Why s-that's-you know. =
little sugar tied up in the corner Of my
handkerchief: little comfort or consola-
ton, as it were, 50 to speak"
Mrs Brown only looked, but such a look;
it fairly pushed Brown ont of the house,
but as he departed, she beard him saying
Historically, ANY time, ''only too happy"
mo troubles" great pleasure, easily
amused, too happy, too happy"