The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1881-05-05
sovasaAL Iaaaow.
BY JOSHUA shoot.

| times.
Gone to the dogs-the Zone the cook
] threw out.
Men want but little here below
WHEY they h.v. TO pay the money.
Nov, isn't thai air funny!
A new version-Talmage discovers
multitude Of sins.
A blasted fool-the quarryman who
didn't vacate when he lighted the fuse
A striking example-when the teach.
pill dewn, in order to show him how il
was done.
IT'S better to be transported BY a
thought than sent up for thirty days
by hizoner."
A settled Will you take
some kin to drink ?"
HUNDRED to death-the fellow that
died with the itch.
Forepaugh thinks there are but few
managers as bright as Dcr.
Old jokes regarding the shoemaker s
being true TO the last bay be varied by
saying he's true 10 the twaxed) end.
Struck for more wagcs-the farm
hand who knocked down his employer
because he refused TO paw his wages i'm
full.
Sewing women are not what they
seein.- Iro3ier. Nsrtainiy MOI. ihey
are not pair Of pants, for instance.
Inc ann .'eiiiieraaee ,iues'iohIh
can the ,"iiattuti"hai Ahieh"iheh'
Ire 1Na"S4i! -,
Inc poor soldiers VINO in-t hiio III
lIie RECENT saiSa!iiaFy conflict are re-
meinbere" win VI pension ana
wooneh leg.
The paraeraPier VINO got OH thor-
oushiy oriyinai pun !. now on eNhini-
tioh III fhiiaueibi'ia Witii tne man VINO
has no aeots. Ihey DOM uraw well
mostly on tneir imagination.
III Is said there are many bogus ten
cent silver pieces Ill c.rcuiatioh. Inc
counterieiterS VINO com thefn must be
experiencing GOOD dimes tneh.
Education l. weaith. NO longer even
Is the groveiing swine valued so much
according 10 his calacitv as PorNer
as l" MS educatioh. Luucate your
hogs by all means.
Spring, with It's winds and Its rains Is nov fairly
And u iim,pS: fir, n, dust the, a, mud ,oudIv
cuss:
And the small boy has discarded his stockings and
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nut in :ha curh Lefore Won die the
we'll
n, 1905, ,.,,,.t.,, .,lo,,tl ,,r-,,,
extravagant Girl wo,,J his book.
eA'iaNas"n. Chi, "o''" h's "ooN
keeper. If she should neglect to sew
On his buttons would her dress maker
.na; 70 IT, Dh,, 49, rn,n.a 70 n,,t nn har
an" .,i' ''o"i. ,S,"S' " P"s va ),
own clothes, would her hair-drcsscr ?
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so"' p"' ""'' SuSS.,' me-
she refuse TO perform these duties you
H., Observation-Disclosures
'hY 'ht" ~ =, -,
Incy were all sittlny Oh the taDie
waiting PATIENTLY TO be aDDreciatel by
. d,sb;n, yonp,, mis-. of nm almost in
,:..I
satiaDle appetite. III sweet lhtie
thing said a patty-cake, "and | bet
s,ie ,aS'es ,i iiie n'n ;, ne .e .is'
sne does, though, salu the TestauT'i-
tours fayorite compound for the heated
form and n tbp vcuu. lady reached
adainty hand Tor II, II remarked: Ice
thawed soh And Il few moments lat
mr. n ,,;o.a .r concealed ,,rotnr;.la nf
-,
pitcher, shudderIngiy remarked:
!. Nf.rc,- uhnuII .hinE en- Who eyer
o'" =, '''
SAW Ice tiiaW u 3d.
.p.vony
written with the muscular movement and one
eye Shut
Twas midnight Ly the clock when heard a gen.
tie knock;
II NV hearing served me rightly twas on nv wood
While knew was not dreaming I failed TO COM
prehe nd the meaning
OF the unreasonable knocking which I've men
toned once before
And with view 10 a.ct rtain Il sprang ont upon
the floor
Gu, upon the aoor
Twas only last Noyc,nber and distinctly I "a
member.