The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1881-01-13
PENNSYLVANIA DEITsH.
Bresr FUN Pit schwefrelbrenner.
Schliffeltown, Dec. der 49,. 1880.

liver morya is widder amohl Crish-
dawg, un d'no look out fer dicky evver
W@tsht, weIshhinkle, enda, gems un
longy brod-V arsht.
ON Dinshdawg owet bin ich un der
Johnny Honnabfrger amohl mitnonner
nut gonga noCh Shutdown un beim
Sowbeltz uf g'shtelPd. IS is n hrst.rate's
w@rtshous, un ar runnd g. uf m You.
rope him in shtile. We mer onna Cooma
sin war der Sowbeltz ON yooker shpeela
NIT IN Joe Bixler os druvva i'm Gooma
Shwamm woOnt Mer hut grawd sana
kenna os der Joe a wennich how.com.
you so war, for ar is n gooter, airlicher
un freindliCher mon. We sc a while
g'shpeelt hen hut der Sowbeliz propos.
ed os Sc for welsh.hinkle shpeela, un der
Joe war 3 agreed We'll k@ welsh hinkle
um der w@y waura hut der Sowbeltz ex.
planned OBJ Sc direct for g geld shpee'a-
der price fun de welsh.hinkle, un dno
con der g'winner de welsh. .hinkle NIT IN
geld kawfa, un der goot g'noord Joe
war g aw agreed. Well, dino hen Sc aw.
Tonga shpeela, un iCh hob grawd g'sana
we's gait-os der Joe / @ match war for
der Sowbeltz we'll der Sowbeltz OILS for
common NIT sex Corda g'shpeelt hut, un
ebmohls hut ar aw OILS n grossy cord 3
tzwetta mohl g'shpeeld uf der Joe. Oily.
mohl os der Sowbel'z seller v ag oils n
welsh. .hinkle-odder, for g recht tzu
sawga, n dawler un a holwer g'woona
hut, d'no hut ar aw der Joe gatreat, un
so is des ding g'runnd for n shSoond un
holway, bis os der awram Joe in 30
feel drinks war os ar nimmy hut shpeela
kenna, un bis all 81 geld os ar i'm sock
g'hot hut i'm Seibeltz 81 hussa sock nj
gap ss'd is. ICh hob olles g'sana we der
Sowbetz den Joe g'managed hut, aver
wann mer so tzu gook'd darraf mer eva
nix sawga, Der Joe is d'no in de nava
shtoob gOnga un hut sich onna g'laigd
un hut 81 load drinks OBJ g'shlofa. 81
geld hut ar net OBJ g'shlofa, for, we
g'sawt, sell war all safe i'm Sowbeltz
seim hussa sock.
Well, d'no hut der Johnny Honna.
berger de rounds uf g'setzd, un we'll ich
n grosser reshpect hob for der Johnny
hob ich of course NIT gadrunka. D'no
is N karl nj cooma uf tzW a criCka, we'll
ar yusht ca t@ g'hot hut, un ar hut n
droonk whisky g'fuddert, un der Sow.
beltz hut 3 m gevva, aver der awram
cripple hut yusht fnf cent g'hot for 3
batavia. DINO is der Sowbeltz in n nj
gapitch'd un hut m ins g'siCht nj g'sawt
OBJ ar nix is os n meaner loafer, un der
Cri Jple is base warra un hut g'sawt, sech'
ar, ich bin ennich tz9it 80 n gooter un n
airliCher mon os du bisht anyhow. Sell
hut der Sowbel'z aver net g'shtand, un
ar grawd uf un out der cripple um
g'shlawga un hut m noch a paWr kicks
in de ribba gevva, un dino hen onnery
dem ding uf g'hulfa un hen m 81 Cricka
gevva un ar is d'no tzu der deer nous
g'hiCkled. Dino war aw n otter mon OBJ
yusht 30 der zu cooma is, un ar hut gadu
os q n shond v @r tor n mon os we der
Sowbeltz 30 n awrmer cripple so weesht
abusa, un der Sowbeltz is aw in der olt
mon nj gapitched un hut 81 fowsht un.
ner 81 naws gadu, un hut N gagrah'd, un
hut d g'shittled, un hut IN g'sawt ar ger
n gut-ferfomter.ligner, un n rascal, un
ollera'e onnery gooty un frummy nav.
ma. Der olt mon hut aver confessed os
ar net able w@r sich tzu defenda geaga
cen, aver secht, ar; du bisht n SOW un a
coward, un ar is uf un aw tzu der deer
nous.
Somehow es hut m Johnny Honna.
berger nimmy g'falla, un mer sin 'dno
aw uf un OBJ uf der hame w@g noCh
SChliffeltown. We mer uf m hame
w@g waura hen mer ivver der rumpus
g'shwetzd, un der Johnny hut contend
os seller Sowbeltz about der meensht
mon un de gresht menshasow is i'm
gonsa county.
Ich hob aver contend os ar 81 bisness
fershtate; os ar vase we mer de Gooma
Shwsmmer era geld GUS era seek rous
fetCh'd, un os ar aw shpunK ganunk hut
for n cripple um tzu shlawga un 81
fowsht unner IN a olta mon 81 naws
runna un cen n ferdomter ligner tzu
hasa. Sell, hob iCh contend, proof any
how os der Sowbeltz k@ coward is, un
exactly SON mon nemts for g Schnitz
towner hotel runna uf IN You rope him.
in shtyle.
Der Johnny hut mer aver aw g'sawt
os mer ON beshta nix sawgt weaga dem
ding, we'll g fershtonna is os ar runna
will for n County Office, un wann ar du't
un wann ar uf's ticket Coom'd, don missa
mer aw ferdeihenkert hord shatfa os
mer net gSbutta werrs. OF course, g is
now goot fershtonna os wann sc der Sow.
beltz uf nemma for de Office, os mer aw
olles du missa for n wass mer du kenna.
So lett fun gooter shpunk, fun airliCh-
keit, fun morawlisher corrockter un fun
der oller besht monneer missa mer I'M.
nershtitza. Hurra for der Sowbeltz.
Der difference tzwishs m Kitzelder-
fer fun schliffeltown un m Sowbeltz fun
Shnitztown is des: Der SowbOltz weegt
liver tzw@ hoonert an der Kitzelderfer
yusht about a hoonert un foofziCh; Der
sowbeltz is 80 shpunky os ar siCh gor net
farriCht N ca baniCher cripple os rumm
hiCkled uf tzWe CriCka um tzu shlawga
der Kitzslderfer date 80 amer gor net aw
raiga. I'm des proof os der Sowbelz der
besht mon is, un besides ar is polite,mo.
rawlish, CrishtliCh, frledlich un so sober
os n mon 81 con os net maner os fooft-
ziCh drinks in anne dawg nemt ON ex-
pense fun sina customers.
PIT SoHwEFFELBRENNER