The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-05-31
Hints TO The Girls.
Don't love too many at once.


Don't do your spooning in public.
Give your little brother taffy and get
him to bed before your chap calls.
Recolect that wedding ring on your
finger is worth good many of them In
your mind.
Try to find out by some means wheth-
er your intended knows how to earn
decent living for two.
BE reasonable; don't expect man
working for So week to furnish you
with reserved seats at the opera every
other night.
Don't be afraid to show the man of
your choice that you love him-provid-
ed of course, he loves you. Love is a
double-sided sort of concern, and both
have part to play.
Don't try to bring too many suitors to
your feet. They have feet as we'll as
you have, and you may see one pair of
feet walking Off from you some day You
would be very glad to call back.
Keep your temper, If you expect your
er-halfin-law to keep his. If he
doesn't suit you give him ticket. Of leave.
If he does suit you don't expect him to
put up with your humors.
Deal carefully with bashful lovers
lead them gradually to the point (of
proposal, of course), but don't let them
suspect what you are at, or they might
faint on you hands, or go crazy on the
spot.
Ii is said lovers quarrels always end
with kisses. This is partly true; but If
you are not careful those little spats you
indulge in may end in the kisses you
covet being given to some other girl.
fits possible, try to suit your sisters,
cousins, aunts, grandfathers, neighbors,
friends and acquaintance when you
happen to fall in love. If you can't suit
them all, don't worry, for the thing has
never been done yet.
If you use powder, don't give yourself
away. For instance, it would be we'll to
spread handkerchief over the shoulder
of his broadcloth before you lean there
on. He will be too green, depend on it,
to suspect the reason. If his mustache
happens to look little powdery, there
are several ways i'm which it could be
brushed off.
Don't imagine that a husband can live
as lover does-on kisses and moon
light. He will come home to his meals
hungry as bear, and any little knowl-
edge of cookery you can pick up during
courtship is about the best provision
you can make for future happiness.
Remember that nature has put every
man under the necessity of having
mother, and that the latter is not in
any way to blame if she is regarded as
the bitter part of sugar coated matri-
monial pill. If you feel in duty bound
to be her sworn enemy postpone this
duty till you know something about
her.
Don't seek advice in love affairs from
an old maid who has been crossed in
| love, bachelor who has been Tilted, a
woman who married her husband g
! pocketbook, or a man who happens to
be henpecked. Don't confide in your
girl friends; to keep secret in love
affair would kill them. Don't consult
your minister; he'll have the marriage
fee in view. If you go to your family
physician he will say your liver is affect
ed in place of your heart If you must
get instructions from somebody why
not ask your mother how she used to
manage things with your father? True
love didn't run any smoother in old
times than it does today, and, since she
knows how it is herself, we can't think
just now of any better way to advise
you.