The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-06-09
PASSING SMILES.

q IGruRs must be wicked things. They
are always indicted ~
MorTo for the milkman-to the pure
all things are pure, s,5s.o.H -i.su
"WHAT is your fayorite gem, Sarah q
Sarah replied demurely, ga gate" Melo-
drama ~ $3.50 iias
A oouPIE Of soldiers Of the Salvation
Army approached Philadelphia broker
recently and asked: Chow is it with
you, my friend?" "I am short on Read
ing" replied the broker. ia.sI aE
WEALrHx CAD---ssI Look ghere--brinu
me some dinner, old man. The best
you've got" Restauratenr-ssD Diner a
Ia Carte, M'sieuf" Cad "Cart be
hangedi Dinner a Ter cdrriaqeE"
They say, "'tis darkest Just before the
dawn, but the man who got UP at mid
night to hunt for lone match ON the
corner of the wash-stand can't see how it
could be any darker. 5se1alri
ST PUT outside my window n large box
filed with mold, and soyed Il with, seed.
What do Ynn think came mp p - Wheat
barley or oats 2" g No--a policeman. who
,6tdefed me 70 remove it,"
THu discouraged Collector again pre-
sented that little matter. g Wall" said
his friend, styou ARE round again 2"
Eyes, says the fellow, with the account
in his hand, "butI want 10 get square"
-la"LADuzs and gentlemen, " said an Irish
manager to his audience of three. tas
The performances aic 81 t6is s night VIII 1aot be
performed, but win be repeated to-mor-
row evening
,AfIGrFrhaE ARR boy entered the SAIh market
lthe'othef day, and seeing for Che first
time . pile OF HOLSTERS lying on the seoun-
ter, looked at them intently fon,some time.
when he exclaimed > .fThsrh's the big
gest grasshoppeFs I ever seen" g. 2 8.
WHAT'S mAnnA, methegiin, ambroda and hieh
= . is9ls, TO Ole o 0IMArTarine7 'i-e
IN odOr 50 fragrant n color % gichlo1 - 17.E
ThOa,ri eudsless of pastuSes and sne.
Thou'rt guiitleas Of ehurning and dalry-maids'
fThOu'rt guilty Of naugEt hut inserutaSles Iles.
Ole o'MArgArne.s - -s3t 4 *
"IF this coffee is gotten up In q board
ing house style again tomorrow morning,
I think shall have good grounds for q
divorce" said cross husband the other
morning.gf 'tI don't want any OF your
saucer retorted his wife, "and what
I've sediment" alqtyy oft
"A FRIEND who lately. called on the
Premier found him quiet, but not without
= CLEAN of his peculiar saturnine humor.
aft is strange thing" said he; "but
people keep calling at this house, and
asking after meas though had had o
;chldrb lm Fl LooIl y Al $40 Il.
Z Mn. MAxnUk remarked 10 Ersline that
his physician had forbidden his bathing
ct Brighton. You are nahum pro-
ki5ituxa," said Erskine. @But," CON
tinued Mr.. Maylum, " he says my wife
may bathe." ieAh, replied Erskine.
/" she is NAHUM IN se.1 s-lot ~
t"TEN dimes make one dollar said
the schoolmaster. Now go on. sir.
Ten dollars make ona--what?' 'uThey
make one mighty glad these times, re-
Piled the boy; and the teacher, who
hadn't got his last months salary yet,
concluded that the boy was about right.
THE Chicago Inter ocean having come
to the conclusion that. "a ftill-grown man
who throws banana peels upon the side
walk is no Christian, !" Gthe Cincinnati
sC0gnp1ereiGL .anxinusly inquiries Well,
what do You think Of, the banana, ped
that throws fuli-grown man upon the
sidewalk ?" 49,.
WHuE Bishop Ames was presiding over
conference In the west member began
TRADE against universities, education,
etc., thanking God that he had never
been corrupted by contact with college.
After proceeding thus for few minutes
the bishop interrupted him with the
question; T" Do 1 understand that the
brother thanks God for his ignorance ?"
s'Well, yes," was the answer; "you
can put it In that way II you want to"
''Well, all have to say, said the bishop,
in his sweet, musical tones, els, that the
brother has great deal to thank God
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