davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-03-24

good temper Of his chief, he saw it would
be unsafe now, and he contented him,
self with stocking, while he muttered the
conviction that had reluctantly forced
itself into his mind: 6 Ben Miles is
drunk
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-03-24
DIsCOvEREE OF
LYDIA E.. PBNKHAhNsS
D1sCOVEREE OF
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.


ns.rxsxs e.
FOR nj: those poinful Complaints and Weaknesses
Eocaa,.non to our best female population.
1t will entirely the worst form Female Com,
plants, al ovarian troubles Inflammation Ulccr-
lion. Falling and pis:iaccnerts, and the consequent
Spinal Weakness, end IS particularly adapted to the
Change of Life
It will dissolve and exel tnors from tho uterus in
IN early stage Of Development Tho tendency to can
cerous uIaorsthel checked speedily t its USE
1t removes 1aintess latulc1tcy, destroys all craving
for stnlaEts, ard relieves weakness e tln stomach
It cures Bloctng, Headaches, Nervous Eroatrstion
Gencra! Debility Sieepesgncss, Depression and Indi-
gcstion.
That feeling cf bearing. down, causing pain, weigh.
and bckachc. always el1nancrtly cured by its use
1t Will az ali tines and under all circumstances act in
harmony with tho LEWIS that govern te fc::aa,c system
For the cEceof Kidney Complaints Of either Sex t,iy
Compound is unsurpassed.
LEDIA E. P{NKZEaN's VEGETABLE COM
POUNDS prepared ct 2S3 and 90, Western Avenue
LIAM: class. Price 81 Six bottles for So Sent by mail
in the form Of pills, also in the form Of lozcngcs on
receipt of price, 81 per box for either. Mrs. Pinhar
freely answers all letters OF inquiry. Send for pany;
Yet. Address as ebovc. Nc1,t:,3n tais Paper
No family should be without LIZ Ola f. PINKHAM's
LIVER PILLS. They constipation, bilious1sess,
and torpidity Of the liver. 2s cents per box.
SOLID BY
- ~ ALI DRUGGISTS,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

81 nominees for the various committees, &c.,
were road, from the prepared schedule, by the
President ami accepted by the meeting A. fal.
lows
pECoRATusSS.
II. 4 T.. Carter. W. e. PAske. u. KahAna, j.
Moanouli. !. A. Cummins.
Subscriptions.
w Z. Wood, r. w Kavrinui, J. wisenan.
M~AESRAIS.
" =. Wood. W. Il. Buckle. 7. Moanouli. J.
\ Cummjns, j. [. KNwsinui, sam. Parker. n.
r Whitney. " Austin, {. Macfsrlsne. n. W.
kaV1inuL ; u sheldon, Capt Trip, n Webb.
< r Wilson, J. l.. Kaulokou. J. MoAnouli. IT,,
J. z Holt g., :, n Burrows, :. Tanghorn. c.
II CLARK. d..
There being no further business Mr.. Carter
proposed Three cheers for King Kalakana,"
which were most heartily given. The meeting
then dispersed.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

10 the Edtor ofRe Facifc Conmereiol Advertiser.
sm,-Let NO give you my impression Of the
meeting held ut the Lyceum ON Monday evening
last. There being no opposition, the candidate
proposed by Mr.. Garter was elected president.
No time was lost in filling the positions Of secre-
taries and yice-presidents, a prepared list being
handed to the chairman. from which he read the
names Of nominees-an election being assured.
The various resolutions were. with scarcely any
eommcnt placed before the assembly for con-
frmation. and none were rejected. A Liliputian
coVD dcfdt was carried 90 n successful issue by a
motion that the important committee Of fye-on
decorations. &c.-be appointed by the president.
The motion being carried, the chairman referred
TO the omnipresent list, and named the CON-
mittee without the slightest h~esitancy or delay.
The meeting, as organized and carried through,
was semi-oficial, and undoubtedly the efforts OF
q few. and not Of the many. The lack of en-
thusiasm pervading enabled the routine work 10
be gotten through with NJ 2 o'clock.
LOCKER Ok.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20
70 MERCHANTS. PLANTERS. Etc

JAMES III M. MERCHANT, GLASGOW,
tuAWATIAN CONSCLc
Undertake ihe purshssT aud shiPment Of ali kinds Of Bit
ia a0i Continental Goods, and WILDE glad n receive ORDER,
al rates either Tree on board al shipping port in Europe, or
delivered eN ship Out with duty Tor buyers sccount) at
Honolulu. Such Orders may be accompanied by rcmittances,
payable in London OF san Francisco or he will draw al 60
days sight against confirmed credits from Honolulu Bankers.
or otherwise, to suit the convenience Of buyers.
REFERENCES:
MESSRs. WA. C. & co. Honolulu.
HON. ". l.. GREEN, Honolulu.
non. =. :. WALKER, Honolulu.
THE AGRA BANK, CLimitei), London.
junls,1yr
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20
SPECIAL NOTICES.

50 CotlllaIor, aaa oliver VIII contest Tor rhe Blue
Ribbon o. the turf oa Tuesday neNt. Both horses sre in
better form than they have ever been known 10 be
formerly. snd both drivers arr =anEuiuo Of heating .
min 80 =e,. 4 large s-=smbIaze a. the PARK B. expected.
. wines LhL- won't Oh tle ..a.nm. u
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

Mr.. ED1roR A few months ago an editor
characterized an accident 10 a lady. falling out
Of her carriage. as 1udicrous ''but this editor fell
from his horse, yesterday afternoon, in a way
not only ludicrous but disgraceful. A case for
Bro. Hallenbeck. ONR VINO Saw IT.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20
Sunday Afternoon PRAYER Meeting

Tho early sunday Evening Meetings OF tho y. NJ. t..
ae!d for several years past in the ycstry o. Port Street
Church, viii be moved 10 the Lyceum hereafter till fur-
Their notice, and viii change 70 3 o'clock.
il is intended &C. make this a meeting especially for
young men. HawaiiaHs understanding the English Ian
gauge are cordially invited 10 attend. Mn. HALLEN-
BECK viii conduct the services. sug2Ott
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

King Kalakaua intends to visit the bluegrass
region on his way home 60 his Kingdom, and
will be the guest Of General Withers at Lexing-
ton, Ky. His Majesty is fond Of handsome horses
and has purchased several from General Withers.
American Paper.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

- Passengers by the ITalani report that
Mauna Loa was again in an active state OF srup-
ton when they left Hawaii, judging from the
quantity II smoke coming from the mountain.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20
II In the issue Of The Anrrnrsrn today.

IL In the issue Of the ADVERTISER to-day,
our readers will ind several prominent races
entered 20 take place on Tuesday afternoon. OF
these the most interesting will he the great
Trottng Match between Oliver and Com
modore. These horses need no mme
ton, a. both are thoroughly well known to the
sporting fraternity here. II Is anticipated that
this race viii be s most spirited and well con-
tested one. The next event Is between Mark
Twain snd Blackthorn in s mile dash. This viii
also he = thorough b!ooded race. All will re-
member that q fsS weeks ago Blackthorn won
the lauTels from Mark 10 n similar race. but the
hackers Of Mark Twain felt rather disconnected
about the result, because they claimed that the
start was unfair, leaving Mark in the rear going
OF. All parties attending that race know that
Msrk did not leave in time but the question is
which l. the better horse 2 Tuesday. no
doubt, viii decide. The last race is a Trot
between the hr. g. George Treat and CD. n.
Coquette, each 10 trot in harness, snd 70 rule,
best three in five. These trotters have been
before the public on a former occasion, and each
horse has his Ssuguine hackers in the present
race. The races start at go p~.m.-Cofn7sss7i-
Gated.
IT Several persons have complained 10 rs
that they were not aware that the hour Of
to 4 IN, an alteration which had not been
announced in our columns. 4 number Of
persons, including a member OF the bar whose
clients We're expecting him to conduct their
cases Of Hilo, were left behind in consequence
Of this unannounced change. This is but one
out OF many proofs, that have come under our
notice, showing how futile il is for our business
men 10 suppose that they obtain sufficient
publicity for their advertisements, by putting
them into papers which are run in opposition 10
the PACIFIC COMMERCIAL ADVERTISER, hut which
have only a partial and limited circulation
among the cliques which support them.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

- observation-disclosures Tor his very truthful
stories told t. Solace homesiek passengers on
the old kilauea-uow offers to his old friends 4
soIAcE Of , superior kind
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

" The recent news from Hawaii not render
ing it probable that new subjects would present
themselves for his pencil lof sufficient interest to
warrant The journey, Mr.. Furneaux has not
returned to Hilo. rs he intended. His pictures
still remain ON view at Aliiolani Hale, but in
future they will only he exhibited on Fridays,
when Mr.. Furneaux will himself be present to
give information about them.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20
NOTES OF the WEEK.

ga Monday las, being the festival Of the As
sumption Of the Virgin Mary, WAS celebrated by
lie usual services at the Roman Catholic Cathe-
d-al.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

By vote Of the Bethel Church its regular
morning service for tomorrow Will be omitted IN
order that the congregation may join in the In
ion Services at the Fort ST, Church. The Sun
day School however, viii hold its services SIS
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

JOHN a.. y. Inspector Of Weights and
Measures, for the Island Of Oabu--IO3 Bercisnia Street.
Orders mas - lcr a; The Police Station. iulyaSI,tr
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20
CORRESPONDENCE.

We are not responsible for opinions expressed by cor.
respondents. our columns being open 10 All for the dis.
cussion ~ public affairs from every point Of view.
Correspondents will please observe that all letters
must be authenticated by the names Of the writer's not
necessarily for publication. but ss q guarantee Of good
faith.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

= The organ Of the Minister OF the Interior
trusts that some sad fate may not befal a con-
temporary, on account OF some article too much
pronounced.-uke, AS | sat IN my box, IN a
naper ruined bv DIsrael. We have no such az
prehensions on account Of The organ. L; i not
going 10 raise anv row. II could not.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

- There has been some scepticism in the
minds of the raceloving public as to whether
the race between g Commodore" and Oliver"
would really come off. These apprehensions
have been without foundation. The race will
come off as advertised and will be a bona Jide
trial Of pace and of skill in driving. At the
time of our going to press Commodore is a
which befel - Oliver in q recent runaway.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

\ single patient remains in the hospital
at 3hs quarantine station. He is one OF the form
er5orew of the Iwalani who caught the infection
from Huaailani. lie is convalescent but not
strong enough to be moved for a few days. 1t ia
TO be expected according Ia the present appear
ance of things, that the establishment at the
reef will be wholly dismantled and abandoned
before our next issue.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

IL The slope at the foot Of Punchbowl be-
tween the top of Emma Street and the quarry
from which the stone for the Lunalilo Home is
being taken, is being ~disfigured by the erection
of some shanties upon it. This is certainly one
of the finest sites for villa residences in Homo
lulu, commanding n view of the sea, and yet
being near TO business centres. 1t is to be re-
GREETED that the lessees from the Crown should
have permitted such n use as is now being made
Of the land. Had they made known their
Willingness to let for building purposes, many
eligible offers would have been made to them.
This land ought, however, to be an inalienable
public reserve for a park.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20
GtnaI advertisements.
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

NOTICE - HEREBY I'VE TO AL
EAuA~A A. late ct H11ouis. 0l tLz Island 90 oaha. c-cez=-t.
o. present te rEm=. WHETHER scared hy uo-Eace o. rrL
uE Proper v1urhr-. t1 the Uu1ersgurd. ~ o. taer At1--eT.
A. HzrtwE.L - his cLre iu sad H1urliz. 81 ir SIX
ur-thz from date herr1- or hey Vu b. fre-r- barred All
az pers11s ewing beuis o. thr saii Estate vii ray the same
fr ne uEIrrziEu~d.
EUsT HoAPILI ENEEE 4 JOHN T. BAKER
A1E.-l-arz.ara ~f ~ Estzsr % HENEh EAL deceased
H1--h1u. Tuy 41t-. ISL suy--st
MORTGAGE FORECLOSURE SALE
NACCORDASCE WITH a row ER OF
u sale c-t-'r-1 IL q c-----1 N-rgaE- gwen - PHI =
hiLA g CARTW RIGHT, dated IN C. March. ISIS, Er-
F~cc-ir4 ID Laer -. PAGE irt- ne uu1ersFur1 gives nctce
fkaf - rlteris O. G-aei1ze said Mortgage. .CT cr1d lions
tnE-r. ard Eu zl A. Pubic AEcfoa the premises. % q
P1ri-1 tsrTr1g d--rrin~d 10 said mortgage. a. Pablo Auc5on-
IN H110lzI1. on Thzrz1ay. The l-tk cay rf August lss.. -
IL A. = saf dav. a. the A1c.i-u Room 90 g. r ADAMS.
TIE premIars % b. sIi gIuzis. q several valuable Parcels
rr Ltn1. IN Mama VALLEY. Eth Eater - alcr-- ka0 and
klla ana FlrheT Partruiars ear D. had a. ;he once 81;
C1-ie 4 Hatch.
l1ryzsl A. CARTWEIGHT
NOTICE OF FORECLOSURES OF MORTGAGE.
NOTICE IL HEREBY GIVEN that pusrarr
~ l1 q Poser Of sale, Confined 10 q certain Dec rf Mort
-lEr- dl-ei the -o;h day &C pe.cnber. A u ISIS, made hy
IEaE1E W Ms'L % JANIS 1 Dow -fTI, lnd recorded IN
ib-r g. r- f1ios Is aui lsq. in the OEcr q ths Registrar
% CurTeyaures 10 Honolulu aErclaid. the said lAme l.
uusaEt irtrlis % t5scclose said mortgage, All afer the
time limited ~ 1E 70 cause the sail mortEsgec property
Lszrrbsi 10 said mortgage dccd 70 be sold a. Public Auction,
TIE said property consists q q valuable tart 70 Land A.
NaLakupaziEl. Island Of MCiakaL
NJ. M~OSsARRAT, Attorney Gr Mortgage
Dated HCrruiE. JuIy 2ath, ISL. Iuly3OE
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

y The engagement OF a new theatrical
Company, to occupy the boards OF the New
Music Hall. is now publicly announced. Mr..
Edwin Browne. who has just completed a series
Of engagements in Australia aud New Zealand,
and Miss Jennie Boyer, described as q ''prima
donna assoluta.N from the Conservatory of
Music at Milan. are 10 take the leading parts.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

During the week there wefe exhibited in
MesSrs. Whitney and Robertson's window a
handsome silver cup by Messrs. Wenner 4 Co.
and q gold medal by Meesrs. Broslie, Spear &
Co. given by those gentlemen 10 the owner of
the horse '' General Garfield, - as memorials of
his performances on June nth, and July eth,
respectively.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20
NOTICE.

All persons having claims sgaiust ms Estate Of the
late l.. W Hopp, ara hereby notified 10 present the same
u the undersigned within six months from this date. or
the same viii bo forever barred and all persons indebted
10 the said estate ar hereby requested 10 make iumedi-
ate payment % me
ION HOPP.
NJ. 5 King Street,
Honolulu. August }. 1851. AugC.3t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20
TOUR OF THE PRINCESS REGENT TO
HAWAII,
visit to the Lava ao~.

unnnes~ 10 rnr rrorrr or mo.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

-. \ resolution was passed at the Lyceum
Meeting in relation to His Majesty's return /:
That we cordially invite, &c, all the people of
different Nationalities living with US, under the
mild and benifcent rule of our King; also the
Fire Department. &c" 1t Is evident by this that
Chief Engineer Lucas is recognized as the Chief
of an independent power in the Kingdom and
that we have an in1perjum IN impeTio.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-08-20

On Monday q small piece of land meas
uriug rather less than the fifth part of an acre,
known by the name Of Keeleipopo, and situated
in the Iii of Puuhale, at kalihi, was sold by suc-
ton al the door of Alliiolani Hale, by Mr.. Fyfe,
acting for the Marshal, who has gone to Hawaii.
The land realized S120, Mr.. Simon Kssi being
the purchaser.
Morris tribune., 1881-03-24
RAILROAD NEWS.

S. S. Merrill Manager Of the Milwaukee
& st. Paul road, says there is no truth in
the recent statement of correspondent
that the Northwestern road has secured
control of the only entrance to the Black
Hills. Mr.. Merrill says there are two or
three other available gateways to the hills.
and that his road is in no danger of being
shut out by the enterprise of its active COM
petitors.
The Milwaukee & st. Paul railroad direc-
tors have declared dividend of 3 1-2 per
cent. on both classes of stock, payable
April 26.
Street gossip asserts it is highly probable
that Mr.. Allen Marvel of the Chicago, Rock
Island & Pacific, will soon be assistant
general manager of the st. Paul, Minneapo-
lis & Manitoba line.
Hon. w D. Washburn says there is no
truth whstever in the report that the Min
neapolis & St. Louis is sold or to be sold to
the Manitoba line, OF any other; that he now
holds control of stock by large majority,
and that the road is not for sale.
j. G. Ogden, Jr., Esq, of Chicago, who
has held the position of auditor and treas
urer, the past eight years, on the Chicago Il
Pacific railroad, has been appointed auditor
on the Canadian Pacific, under Superin-
tendent Stickney.
President H. H. Porter, of the St. Paul
& Duluth, has abolished the Office of pay
master of that road, on the ground that it
has not miles enough to justify the expense
of such separate department. Mr.. West.
the present paymaster, will make one more
trip soon, accompanied by E. @. Sewell,
who will, after that, be the acting pay
master.
1t is said that Mr.. j. B. Power, until re-
Gently land commissioner of the Northern
Pacific railroad, is to have an important po-
sition in the land department of the Ca
madam Pacific. --- ----.-------
Morris tribune., 1881-03-24
The Emperor of Russia Assassinated.

The Russian minister of the interior states
the chief organizer of the attack on the czar.
arrested March II, has confessed completely
and denounced Roussakoff in person. Roussa-
koff, being shown the corpse Of the individual
who evidently threw the second bomb, and was
himself mortally wounded, recognized his &C
compice. The house from which Roussakoff
obtained the bombs was discovered. As soon
as the police appeared, male occupant shot
himself; but woman lying with him was ar
rested. The police found a number of grenades
and q proclamation stating that the assassina-
This morning young man entered the house
and was arrested, but not until he had fired a
revolver six times, wounding three of the
police.
WHAT Ex-MIN1sTER sTouGHToN SAYS.
On an interview, in New York, with Ex-Min-
that gentleman says:
The murder of the Emperor Alexander is an
act which the Russian nation will repudiate and
loathe. 1t was an act concocted and instigated
Dy the rev, the very, very few, and for which
the people are not to be held responsible. One
may taik OF the enormous ramifcations of the
nlhlllstc party, of its resources and of the pow
or it wlelds. for my part do not believe it to
be more than an infinitely small group of male
factors prompted by far lower notions than
common law criminals, who are soon bound to
succumb. The agitation they are keeping up
wiz uie Vi ltsell, as IL mas nothing to feed upon.
repeat, the nihilists are few in number and
in significance. 1t is true they have sue
ceeded in killing an emperor; but then they
have his son to deal with now, who will oppose
them as efeetually as the father, and finally
root them out am convinced that the pr es-
ent emperor will follow in the footsteps Of his
Iather, to whom he was bound by every tie Of
affection. AS to the reports of their antagonism
to one another, they are untrue, ut least were
during my stay in Russia. never noticed any
lll-feeling between them, though had often
ample opportunities Of Watching their relations
think that the reputed dislike of Alexander
the III for his imperial father is the merest
Morris tribune., 1881-03-24
Religious Opinions of the Presidents.

George Washington was a COMMUNICATE
of the Episcopal hurch. Adams married
a clergyman's daughter abigail Smith), but
he did not accept her views. He was in
clined to Unitarianism, which, III his day,
was becoming very prevalent in Massachu-
sets. jefferson was not believer in
Christianity, at least while Presidentr He
had, during his residence in France, be-
come skeptical, and his election was op-
posed by some on the score of infidelty.
Madison, while student at Princeton Col
lege, was of religious turn, but it wore off
under the cares of office. His early reli-
gious connections were Presbyterian. Mon
roe is said to have favored Episcopacy
John Quincy Adams was inclined to Unita-
rianism. jackson was a Methodist and
died in the communion of that church.
Van Buren was brought up in the Reformed
Dutch Church but after ward became in
clined to Episcopacy. Harrison favored the
Methodists. Tyler was an Episcopal. Polk
was baptized by Methodist preacher after
his term of Office had expired. Taylor ia
vored Episcopacy. Fillmore attended the
Unitarian Church. Frank Pierce was a
member of the Congregationalist Society in
Concord, though not communicant. Bu-
chanan was a Presbyterian. Lincoln at
tended Gurley's Church (CongregationaD
as often as he could, but was not men,
ber. Grant and Hayes attended the Meth
odist Church, and Garfield is a Campbelite
Baptist. aaz
Morris tribune., 1881-03-24
Fun For the Million.

A little Oil City boy, whose father gave
him printing press the other day, has al
ready discovered the dangers and pitfalls
which surround the path of a printer. He
set up and printed little gilt-edged card,
with the warning phrase, Paint! look out!"
By some means this card became fastened
to his sisters hat, and hung just above her
left ear, where he who ran could read, and
when she went down street there was a
grin extending clear from Pearl Avenue to
the Exchange; and that night the boy trad
ed off his printing press for a yellow dog
and popgun.-Oa City Derrick.
POLITE AND OBLIGING HUsBAND.-A
married woman said to her husband:-"You
have never taken me to the cemetery"
No, dear, replied he. "that is pleasure
I have yet in anticipation"
Dear Mrs. Oldbody-Mrs. Spaggins was
boasting of her new house. The windows,
she said, were all stained. That's too bad,
but won't turpentine or benzine wash it OFF,"
asked the good Mrs. Oldbody.
A young lady at ball called her beau an
Indian because he was on her trail all the
time.
The following epitaph, according. to the
New York Commercial Advertiser, was re-
Gently cut ona tombstone:
Here lies Semantha Harriet Jones.
Whose maiden name was Sickles;
Most piteous were her dying groans,
The cause of death was-pickles.
An editor satin his room. He was think
ing. An editor has to think q great deal.
Generally it is about how to get money
enough to pay his bills. A man came into
the room. He had q roll Of paper in his
hand. Can get this in" he said. what
is it alb utp" TT is q reply to Professor
Huxley" ''Not much, you can't get it in, /"
said the editor, and the man went away.
Pretty soon another man came invith roll