Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-03-14
ALL SORTS.

Call him your friend who dares to tell what he hon
estly thinks of your society, department and home
behavior
MEDICAL MISTAKE CoRRECTED.-The old idea
that dangerous pulmonary diseases could not be cured
by medicine has been forever senced by the operation
of Dr. N. G. Whites Pulmonary Elixir, in the most
diseouraging cases of chronic cough The Elixir tr
umphs when all other medicines fail arresting in
few days the violent cold cough relieving diff
cuy of breathing and fully restoring the feeble and
emaciated sufferer.
slanderer in a community is more to be detested
than rattlesnakes and mad dogs. 1t is not manly to
speak i'll of persons behind their hacks. 1t is only
the coward that plays the assassin.
The purest invigorant and stimulant (not an ntox-
icant) is Malt Bitters.
"Never borrow trouble" said husband to his wife.
"Oh let her borrow it if she cam exclaimed the next
door neghbor; "she never returns anything. you
know
Druggists keep "Kendalls SPAWN Cure IN
stock and the sale is rapidly increasing. Read adver
tisement in another column.
A boy having complained to his father that Bill had
thrown the Bible and hurt him the head the father
replied "Well. you are the only member of my family
on whom the Bible ever had any impression
LORD BEAcoNsFIELDs administration of the govern
ment has proved failure, but Wyomoke as prompt
curative agent, in all nervous diseases,
known to fail In all PROSTATE conditions of
the SYSTEM weakness of the kidneys, bladder and
urinary organs, Wyonoke is and speedy cure.
Price only ST. $l.5O and So. Sold by all druggists.
transcendental preacher took for his text Feed
nIe ASh oo oP
mer said: THAT very great text but you placed
the hay high in the rack that the lambs couldn't
reach it, nor the old sheep either"
WHAT THEY LEAD To.-Kidney troubles and liver
troubles unless checked in time by DIR. David Ken
nedys "Favorite Remedy" will end in constipation
piles rheumatism and gravel. The latter ailments
of very serious character. "Favorte Remedy acts
upon the dsordered kidneys and liver with quickness
and certainty 1t Natures device for this pur-
pose Ask for it when you next in the store, or
| write to the Doctor at Rondout, N Y.
| An Indian who recently convicted of murder
expressed his opinion of the lawyer who defended
| him with delicious frankness: Lawyer too much
talk heap fool!"
"Kendalrs SPAWN Cure" has the greatest sale where
| it has been sold the longest.
1 II WONDER, uncle, Sa1Q q Utue Slfl, III men VII
ever yet live to be 600 or 1000 years od?" NO. IN,
child" responded the old man. that was tried once
and the got bad the world had TO he drowned
MARCH WINDsi-The sudden changes and hgi
winds which prevail in March makes a bottle o
Downs Elixir always necessary to have at hand.
is cure for sudden colds and all lung diseases
Bakers Mandrake Btters will cure all bilious dis
eases. Sold everywhere at 25 cts. per bottle. Try il
The best remedy for strains and gals horses
| Henry Johusons Arnica and Oil Lniment. Goo
| for man and beast.
| Don't be forever telling what YOU going to do
but do 1t.
SCRoFULA. A medicine that destroys tn
germs of Scrofula and has the power to roo
it out is appreciated by the afflicted. TIL
remarkable cures of men, women and chill
dren as described by testimonials, prov
Hoods Sarsaparilla a reliable medicine con
tanning remedial agents which eradcat
Scrofula from the blood. 100 doses S1.0C
Soldby all dealers. c. 1. Hood Co., Lowell, Mas: