St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1881-12-17

o"" 1oaIiflS VIII ner lover
IoUel Courier.
Why is Zrlu belle like a prophet
of old?" Because she has not much
on'er in her own country.
Asecial philosopher suggests that
men never get into trouble by max
ing love to their own wives.
All forms of impaired vitality,
mental exhaustion weakened tiiyes-
ton. etc. etc., radically removed by
using Browns Iron Bitters.
When Won are seated between a
lawyer and u doctor You are IN a
Very dangerous posi- ion. for it is
either your money or your LIE.
Teacher to a small boy-"Whut
! .ioes the pr"verb say nbont ,hos.,
who live m glass l,.,uses?" Small
boy-"Pull down tue blinds"
A merchant died suddenly jus,
finishing u letter. His clerk added
IN postscript: Since writing thu.
above l ..aye died. Tuesday evening,
1th inst.
BAILEY SALINE ApEEIESr is cool
ing aud refreshing Summer drink
for d,speptics. 1t don't taste like
medicine. Everybody. home .,
abroad, should keep it.
Cultivate selt-respect, which in
spires right action, and in turn il
FED by noble thought.
Attrition il to the stone, wha,
good influences are to the man; but..
polish, while tney reveal hidden
beauties.
Life is not 40 short bnt that there
is always time enou h for courtesy.
Sel!-cOmmaud is the main elegance.
Cool is the water when the brook
runs deep. Sounl is the Judgment,
and cool the temper Of him who's.
iniud runs u contemplation.
ENGLISH FEMALE BrrrERs is rot
beverage, but IL u powerful and III
luistakab!e + male tonic, imparting
iron to impoverished blood. gives u
keen appetite. aids digestion AMI
proper assimilation of thu food
Strengthens the feeble. invigorat...
the chronic. and is prompt and re-
liable in it's effects.
Life is hardly respectable il il la.
no generous t.sk, no duties or af
fecti IL that consiitututes necessit,
Of existing. Every nIal.s task i.
Ills e-preserver.
The best part Of human character
is the tenderness AMI delicacy of |
feeling in little matters. the desire
to sOoths and please others. -MiLu-
tiae Of the social virtues.
1t is better to meet danger than
to wait for it. He that il ON the
lea shore. and furesees > hurricane,
out to sea and encounters
storm 10 avoid q shipwreck.
Every effort Of nature is to break
The tixedurss If things. Evolution
IS against permanency. True life
Is constant movement. constant in
terchange.-Chicago Express.
II you are suffering from indiges-
ton ar any complaint of the StOm-
,cb or Bowels, you will obtain great
reiiet 10y using the PRIcKLY ASH
Buffers, AS they have the propert,
u gently relieving these organs AMI
1iacing tlem in good, Sound
lealtby condition.
There is girl in Plymouth
county who has had eighteen differ
Int lovers, and not one Of them evei
.ot his arm around her. She weishs
4 i,ouuds-Boston Post.
"Is your father Christian?" said
gentleman ~ little boy OH oc,u
non. Yes, sir. said the little boy; .
but / b~iieve he has not worke,.
much ut 1t teiy."-IIetrUn Ere.
i'ress.
Preacher CARRYING drenche'l:)
What shall / d Mrs. McGregoi? /
III wet through and through. Cd
scotch woman: Get INTO the pulpit
. sumo HI ye can; yell be dhry eno ,
here. "-AnUn.
We ought always to deal justly,
ot only with those who are ju .
D us, but likewise with those who
ndeavor to injnse III, sn.i this tn
r fear lest by rendering them evI
ie should fall into the Same vice.
4eroclss. e
To be- beautiful, buoyant and