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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-14

--Ex srurts- Retired fireman.
"A striking afiair--A prize fight.
Always under the lash The eye.
A paying business The casmer's.
The roses will bloom in dew time.
"A dead failure--A deceased bankrupt.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-14

The CARBON ADvoeATF win only cost
yog $i.oo year in advance, and then you
wiA set one Of Ksndall's Horse Books Tree.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-14
LEsSONS IN LOYE.MAKING.
ADvICETo YOUNG GIRLS WHO WISH
TO PLEAS THEIR BEAUX.

rllB Oll yOuI nllSeI 10 WoIlIl
a good many of them in your
mind.
Try to find out by some
means whether your intended
knows how to earn a decent
living for two.
Be reasonable; don't expect
a man working for eight dol
lars a week to furnish you
with a reserved seat at the
opera every other night.
Don't be afraid to show the
man of your choice that you
love him-provided, ofcourse,
that he loves you, Love is a
double sided sort of concern,
and both have a part to play.
Don't try to bring too many
suitors to your feet. They
have feet as well as you have,
and you may see one pair ol
feet walking off from you
some day you would be very
glad to call back.
Keep your temper, if you
expect your other-hali-in- law
to keep his. If he dosen't
suit you, don't expect him to
put up with your humors.
Deal carefully with bashful
lovers lead them gradually tc
the point (of proposal, Of
course), but don't let them
suspect what you are at, OF
they might faint on your
hands, or go crazy ON the
spot.
1t is said lovers quarrels
always end with kisses. This
is partly true; but if you arc
not careful those little spats
you indulge in may end in
the kisses you covet being
given to some other girl
If it is possible try to suit
your sisters, cousins, aunts,
grandfather, ncighbors, friends
and acquaintance when you
happen to fall in love. If you
can't suit them all, don't
worry, for the thing has never
been done yet.
= Don't imagine that a hus-
band can live as a lover does
on kisses and moonlight.
He will come home to his
meals hungry as a bear, and
any little knowledge of cook
cry you can pick up during
courtship is about the best
provision you can make for
future happiness.
Remember that nature has
Put every man under the
necessity of having mother,
and that the latter is not in
any way to blame if she is re-
garded as the bitter part Of a
sugar-coated matrimonial pill.
If you feel in duty bound to
be her sworn enemy, post
pone this duty till you know
something about her.
Don't seek advise in love-
affairs from an old maid who
has been crossed in love, a
bachelor who has been Tilted,
a woman who married her
husbands pocket-book, or a
man who happens to be hem
pecked. Don't confide in
your girl friends to keep a
secret in a love affair would
kill them don't consult your
minister; he'll have the mar
riage fee in view. Ifyou go
to you family physician, he
will say your liver is affected
in place OF your heart. If
you must get instructions from
somebody, why not ask your
mother now Sne used 10 man
age things with you father !
True love didn't run any
smoother in old times than it
does to-day, and since she
knows how it is herself, we
can't think, just now. of any
better way to advise you.
The foregoing are COM
piled from a column of rules
prepared by the editress of the
ladies' department ofthe ~ Y,
Saturday Press, and may be
followed with profit by all
our girl readers.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-14

The time is almost here for cream-ate
ing the girls.
Beer drinking is said to be decreasing
in England.
-Watered stock-That in a dry goods
bouse after fire.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-14
PATENTS.

Inventors will Advance their Interests by
Employing an Experienced Attorney resident
In Washington. +. A. Lehmann, Solicitor of
American and Foreign Patents, Washing
ton, D!C., has had years of successful Prac-
tice, and was formerly an Exeminer of Pa
tents in the Patent Once. All business be-
fore the Courts or the Department promptly
attended to. Fee contingent upon success
Send for Circular. April 23-tEcor.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-14

The gay and festsve aies have returned
b, town.
The nine for shaky base ball player
--Q1inine.
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4 dministratOr's Notice.

Notice is hereby given that letters of ad.
mtuistratiou have been granted the under
signed on the estate Of Henry Ramaly, late of
Lower Towamensing Township, Carbon coun.
ty, Pa, decd. All persons Indebted to said
estate will mako payment within 80 days, and
those having claims will present them duly
authenticated for settlement to
]. q. KREAMER, Administrator.
Lower TowamensinR, March 10, lSSl-ow.
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SRios CATHOLIC LIBRARY ASSOCIATION,
240 Dearhorn StreaL


wish to add my testimony as 10 the
merits OF ST. Jacobs Oil as a cure for rheu-
matism. One bottle has cured me Of this
Troublesome disease, which gave me great
deal of bother for a long timei but thanks 10
the remedy am cured. This statement is
unsolicited by any one in its interest.
jams A, CoSLAY, Librarian.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-14

His voice 10 still for war-The Quaker's.
What the potter said to the clay-Be-
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-14
New Jersey Premium Wine.

And the lover took a slide.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-05-14
[chicagO Western Catholic. l

fhe latest man who has been made happy
through the use Of this valuable lnimsnt Is
NJ. James A. Conlan, Librarian o. the
phion Catholic Library OF this city. The
following is Mr.. Conlan's Endorsement;
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-09-08
BrennerGnb.

Chnch bugs numerous, that farmers arc
| fearful of the chances of fall wheat
| VIM. McLin has built himself another house in
this village, making the third one he has erected
| here.
VIM. Hargis has returned here from Dunbar, Ne
braska, where he has been employed telegraph
operator. He is now going to take this Office for a
few weeks, while Mr.. IIincklcy takes a lay-of and
attends the great fairs, taking in Omaha, st. Jo-
seph, &c.
Mr.. j. j. Baker has taken rooms at job McDaniels
for one year. and has commenced the Rock Greek
school, for nine months tearm. 1gq6
They had pleasant hop at NJ. Hagnman's where
all enjoyed themselves hugely.
Mr.. Welton has sold his lightning express to the
contractor who is putting in the stone work to the
new store
1t must be very interesting to wait all day ut the
Station. coat on arm ready to jump the extra
train that is looked for ut any time, and when it
does come, they go by like lightning. making n
long nose at you Such was the fate Of our grain
merchant Monday.
The b. & N. engineers, ten in number, who laid
over here, q few days, left, this morning. They
have been playing bluff game on the Mo. p oxtcn-
sion, surveying line from Atchison to Hiawatha,
and to ask no bonds. l guess they will not fool
many by this rusc, the Mo. Z. has got the drop.
Nose Collipriest, who has been very sick, away
from home, has now so far recovered that he has
come home TO stay. This attack will be n
lesson to him, not to live alone.
Mrs. J. Y. Johnston is visiting her parents, Mr..
and Mrs McI4in. HEEETIc
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-09-08
East Norway Items.

Late potatoes are doing well, since the rain
new roof has been put on the depot at this place.
Considerable corn-fodder will be cut up, this fall
The dry weather has killed several fields of clover
and timothy.
We notice Mr. Joseph Stewart is in town. He in.
forms us that he has been on the sick list.
Very little grain is being received here at present
Farmers too busy to hanl grain
The dry weather is gone; SO are the evil comets
and the farmers,
Seeing will take heart again."
and SOW morewheat than eyer, this fali,
We Rotioe seyeTal grasshoppers on the wing. Some
of them have a'ghted on our rain-soaked soil, but
they must have been badly disappointed at finding
such poor corn crop.
Mr.. John Burns and wife, of kennekuk, were Wis
iting in the neighborhood, this week Mr.. Burns in
forms that the people out hs way, like us, have
only half crop Of corn and full supply of chinch-
bugs
While Mr.. Albers was rnisins a Viple4, lew
days stree, i spIed Kan h,s esas, and one of his
hands being in the way, the window fell on 1t, mash
ing it badly.
Jack Oak" speaks of man up his way who had
to go only sixteen feet for water. Why, one of our
farmers hadn't dug half that far when he "struck n
vein Of water which flowed in like the Missouri River,
and didn't give him time to wall up. Nothing mqst
be said about the purity OF tho yatet III either case
Wheat Is worth sis per bnshel nov. There are
several carloads Of good fall wheat IN the neighboF=
hood but the farmers are not anxious to SELL as they
think 1t viii bring hotter PRICE maoh better
price they cannot expect,
These on the way to heaven people, whom our
vulgar items have dspleased, will please remem-
Der that We do not write items TO please them, or
anybody else nor do we write to give offence, but
far IN nf ia a will try IN
write something which VIII not give these tender
creatures the oeiiyaehe
Nn peFefeak hgd sd. lyons left this week, for
ST. Joseph where they VIII attend school. As they
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-09-08
White CIaudCrout

We made our quarterly pilgrimage to Whit,
Cloud last Saturday to see, hear, and smell things
great dry goods and grocery war is raging il
White Cloud. No use to go to Atchison and ST. joe
now. Wholesale dealers in those cities can make
money by selling to White Cloud merchants Al
wholesale, and buying back the goods at retail
Tremendous excitement is prevailing over the sub
jcct Of nuisanees. doctor and a city officer made
complaint of neighbors' outbuldngs and had them
condemned as nuisanees, although the sharpest ex-
perts could not detect the wherefore But some one
accidentally discovered that one of the complain
ants had foul hog-pen on the public street, and
that the other hadn't washed his feet for SIX montbs
Wehereby enter complaint against these two indi-
viduals
We think it may be said of White Cloud, that il is
one of the few towns in the State where the liquor
law is RICHLY enforced. We think VIC can find men
who will swear to it,
White Cloud is out Of ice, Mt the hottest and most
siekly season Of the year. The Missouri River is
right there, and had ice it. last winter three feet
In thickness But it all melted and ran down stream
when varm weather came. Pete Burkhalter is the
only man in town who has ice, but he keeps it for
his own use-and generally keeps something to cool
1t with.
We called at the Rerie, Office and found the edi-
tor gone This is about the third time we have been
IN White Cloud, since the Rerietc was started, and
every time found the editor gone from home. Is it
his general rule, and his staying at home the ex-
eeption He recently complimented Us with the re-
mark that in many things We had level head.
Here Is one Of our level-headsd observations: We
once were young but now We are old, yet have VIC
never in our life known country newspaper man to
succeed who hurried out his paper in the shortest
possible time, and spent all his available time in run
ab0ut hor,a IL a,ia in, "a;
every time. There is no exception to this rule.
We met Jake BOwron, the best Trustee Irving
Township, Brown County, ever had, and who will
be Trustee again. Jake is staunsh subscriber of
the Chief and We shall not tell any jokes on him.
large majority of the people, up there, seem to
bc inclined to favor Forncrook for County Clerk.
lie used to live there
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-09-08

CouRT.-District Court Inns been in session since
Monday. But few cases have yet been heard
David Miller was sentenced to two years in the pen
itentiary, and was taken there Monday night. In
the case agnnst Powers, the Wathena railroad
agent, on motion or que EoahIy Attorney, y ysrlc,
of acquitta was ordered This was done on account
of the impossibility Of getting witnesses from Mis-
souri, They would come, but fail to bring necessa-
ry records; the railroad officers would promise to
send the witnesses and the records, but when il
come to the pinch, the officers witnesses and records
were all missing. Public sympathy generally
with Powers hut that was queer way to further
the ends Of justice |! is npte than Likely ihat fyy
would have been acquitted, had all the evidence
been Forthcoming, SO that there pressing no
cessty for this dodsing the part Of railroad EN-.
ployees.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-09-08
North Side Items.
Flowing Is going on with n vengeance.
NJ, 4, q, 80, o,.-., =. -. =. s.o.I Jo.-..1

Flowing Is going on with a vengeance.
Men to cut corn in good demand.
Thanks due ii. C. Wykert and daughters
Last Saturday, he took his team and hauled water
by the barrel to the school house in his district and
his daughters gave the old building thorough
securing, which it greatly needed.
Frank Travis, Of Laporte, Ind, made n short visit
to his aunt's Mrs. Garvin, last week. lie reports
dry weather in Laporte County, and shortage on
crops, in consequence There are quite number Of
families in this County, from Mr.. Travis place,
whom we would liked to have called on, but owing
to the shorness Of his railroad pass, he could not
Mr. Travis is pleased with Kansas.
Mr.. Day, of Darlington, Neb, the guest Of
VIM wykert, Wednesday night.
II. G. Finklea is hauling lumber to build them .
house. Some folks talk whole lot, and long time,
before they undertake job of such largo dimen-
sons but this fellow just lays off his coat and goes
to work. Vi.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-09-08
Genry City budget.

There il n terrible amount Of sickness here, and
very nearly all of our citizens are complaining T.
W. Kentzler is down with fever. SAM Hacerty's
| whole family sick, and Sam. has barely been
able to be at his duty in the mill Charles Hayners
family and friends visiting the family are sick
George Ankrum and some other members of John
Ankrum's family are sick. Fred. Mosiers condition
is critical Mr.. Mosier is suffering with attack
Of paralysis, caused by exposure, &c.
| Robt Flickinger has gone to Southern Kansas, to
visit brother and sister, and, learn, to look
up a new location for his mills.
| ID. W. Patterson and family have moved to Coun-
ell Bluffs, Iowa.
The whOoping cough is prevailing in and about
Gcary, and Mr.. Nels Larson. IN old man sixty
eight years old, is suffering with it.
Mrs Hatcher is preparing to move to Lyon Coun-
ty, somewhere near Emporia, she has relatives
living there. part of her household goods left
here last Monday, and she will start sometime dur
ing the coming week.
c. d. Roundy went to Troy last Monday, on bus
iness.
The Touring mills have not been running regular
ly, during the past week two, on account of de-
hcient amount of grain being delivered at the mill
The water in Brush Creek is very nearly dried out
Jehu Elliott has been down with the ehills but is
able to be about.
Our blacksmith is kept busy in his shop, when he
is able TO work.
Adam Myers has been dangerously sick, but is
getting better.
There is a report in circulation that Fred. MOsier
will be moved from here TO the hospital at Leaven-
worth.
That school matter, wherein two orders for IS
were issued by the board to Miss Amanda Bender,
has been settled.
c. b. Roundy is putting in a stock of drygoOds,
boots and Shoes &c, in side of Mrs. N. A.
Roundy's store.
Mrs. DIR. L. Otto went to Atehison County, last
week, to visit her daughter, Mrs. James Prewitt.
She will return home during the coming week.
Squire A. W. Patterson traded shoes with John
Bauer, at the MILL last monday morning. Since
which time our Justice walks with a more firm and
courageous step up and down the streets he often
travels OCCASIONAL
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-09-08
White CIOud CIoudcrs.

Several nice rains, within the past week, yet the
weather is extremely warm.
Quite number of Odd Fellows went to Highland
Sunday, to attend the funeral of Charles T. Clark
Of Severance, who Eas dFowaed ~ DOaiphan, last
FRIDAY,
When corn was worth % cts, the farmers were
swearing they would not raise enough TO feed their
stock; now, when it is worth Asa 80 cts they will
have at least half crop, if not more
c. o. Davis has way for destroying flies.
No patent. The required information will be fur
nished, by addressing postal card to him,
A certain fellow took Li3 watch 10 psggod, aud
xanted to nix il so 1t would Iun, as il had stopped.
Imagine the jewelers. surprise, When, upon eSamina-
tion, he found large louise fastened between two
eogs. The bill for the same which reads, "For re.
moving louse, Il co." c, should be sent TO the State
Historical Society.
town. last Saturday. We mention this merely to let
folks know that Sci. docs not 'ive his own fat
all the time the idea has got out up here that you
never 20 Gus Of tho Grics
S. n: johnson, Of Troy, Was shaking bands with
the people of this burg, Saturday,
The Musical Convention, under the direction of
Profs seaeer and Harrington, ia now In full blast.
The White Cloud Band will attend the Band Con-
vention to be held at Topeka, September 18TH Ed.
Mullenx will 60 TO keep the register and also try
get n Government appointment.
The Iowa Reservation is getting to be perfect Let,
work of wire fences aad u wlse draws lightuing
some claim, We think tho chance for 10 Is getting
rather slim Wonder If the Indian Bureau Is trying
this m experiment.
The following persons have been secured as teach
ers for the school here: A. II. Miller Principal
Nora Z. Dunleavy, Leona Sullivan, and Kate Form
crook, assistants. Miss Howard of Kansas City,
will take charge Of the eoiorOi department School
begins Monday, September 18th.
Z. T. Reeder and II. +. Shaner were buzzing
around town, Monday. W. II. Fonerook was acting
pilot for Reeder 1t was beautiful sight.
A Riddlc.-one man, two women, . small sized
racket; Man skiRs. Az quiet up alopg the railroad.
quite lumber are attending the ST. Joe. EXPOSE
tion, this week. Por EYE.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-09-08
Highland SInw.

During the rain storm, on Wednesday night. I'll,
large twostory edifice, commonly known as In,
Square House, situated in the southwestern mar,
| of town, was considerable damaged by lightning
The chimney in the centre of the building wa,
struck, and conducting the bolt to the ground /,
was split into halves, the entire length The will,
were torn. and large quantities of plaster thrown
upon the floors also. Mr. Orndorf, who, with nj,
two little boys, is the sole occupant. was stunned
anu remained pneonscraus far several hours, I'm,
was not severely injured. The house had Just been
orsrhaued by the carpenters and pasterers for the
accommodation of Students and to have it again re-
paired Will cost the University several hundred
| dollars
Charlie Bowers will go to st. joe in a few DAYS
and be enrolled rs n student of the St. Joseph Med
ical College. Success to him. We think he viii
make good physician.
speaking Of pbys ciaas, reminds us that o. Camp
ssli. oHr Old schoomate. has recently had the ~ d.
appended to his name and is now with NIL the mir
OF an old practitioner engaged in mnstering to the
wants Of the sick, in Nebraska town We heard.
last week, that Or. married to a lady of Atebi
son, whose name were unable to learn, On,
II TO Or.
johnson q Williers shipped, hast week, from
their mGnmopth stock farm two miles west of town,
snc huadeed and twenty beef cattle and four hun.
arrd lat hogs. This sale will bring what Mr.. J.
'a.ts os moAeT,
@'"s 'ai,a peeier returned, on Friday morning,
run her fourteen months Of travel in Colorado.
iief stay VIII be short, rs she will leave Mon
day, for Hot Springs, Arkansas and will proceed
thence 10 iexas' and after tarrying there n few
Weeks VIII make an extended tour through the
southern states' east Of the Mississippi.
on last monday liaz. Forbes, Re, ssaysy, J. y.
'onnSoh' ana key; = N iry'l tosk drive up to
s tTa'an reservation to reconnotre, aud find out
naw maeh oil bonus would have to be given for the
f'sH' u way through the Indians land. What they
accomplished we are unable to learn. for that cor,
pora'o ooay remains ''mum on all subjects beariss
on Inc proposed railroad. One thiHs We 10 know
'ney INA 1. e, they very assriy demolished Forbes
e"''~ge. ID expected the officials will divulge
-eesa's esiSfe long, that will ''astonish the ma
"ves'
reter "iedemaier has made an addition to his 10
oiogehi COLLECTIONS, which is in the shape of panth
CT, Drought from Phillips County. He has many
ANIMALS, among which are the chimpanzee, easa "
outang' baby elephant, ''missing lak Of the Darwin
i'm theory, and t2zep coops. Also there are
plenty 81 biTs yuigary called geese and plenty Of
snakes Tho rare sigh. of the latter Is reserved for
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-09-08
Shiloh's Consumption Cure.

This is beyond question the most successful Cough
Medicine We have ever sold; few doses invariably
the worst of Cough, Group and Bronchitis
while its wonderful success in the cure of consump
ton is without parallel in tho his.ory q media.as
sInce Ils rss discovery, it has been sold guar
antee, isst which no other medicine stand II
you have n Cough, VIC earnestly ask you to try it.
Price, lOcts 5Oets, and Il. If your Lungs sore
Chest, or Back lame, use ShlOh's Porous Plaster.
Sold by ID. c. Sinclair, Troy; J. A. Campbell, Sew
erance; A. S. Campbell, Highland; Herring Broth
cr. Higbland Station
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-09-08

The following tribute to a well-known and merito-
rious preparation, will be read with pleasure 10y all
who suffering from pulmonary complaints them
selves, or have friends 50 afflicted
Lereby certify that my hoy, ten years of age,
taken siek with typhoid fever followed by con-
gestion of the lungs, DR.. Dyer. an eminent pbysi-
clan Of ths place, stated that he thought the boy
would run down with QUICK CONSUMPTION. A
Mr.. Patterson told me that GOES COUGH BALSAM
curing similar cases, and advised me to purchase
it. When | carried it home my wife laughed at me;
but knew that Mr.. PATTERSON MEANT JUST
WHAT HE SAID, and determined to iryir Two
bottles eectually cured hiII so that now he is as
tough and healthy as anybody
LYMAN DORMAN.
Huntington, Conn, Aug. g, 1866, tlefeba.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-09-08

SISGULAL occUEREScE.-Things sometimes hap
PEN that in their peculiar connections arc remark.
able to say the least and give ground for the belief
of the superstitious. There is building at High
land, erected rs boarding house for University
students. One of the rooms was occupied by Charles
I. Clark. while attending the school, On the night
before his drowning, a heavy thunderstorm pre-
vailed, and this clearinghouse was struck by light.
ming While several of the received slight
damage, the room occupied by Clark was torn
and shattered into perfect wreck
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-09-08
MONEY no LOAN.

J.F. IEnmpson Is prepared 10 loan
money 10 the Farmers of DoniPhnn
County. ON long time. AT per cent. in
uerest, nHd q reaspnnbie commission.
Money muy be paid before due, and
stop Interest, if the borrower chooses.
10 delays I'm furnishing the money. No
SWORN apPraisement or application
required. Call on him at the OFFICE Of
Register of Deeds, Mt she Court House.
22aprlv. J.F. HAMPSON.