Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1881-03-16
A COLORADO OBITUARY.

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paper Z asked quiet looking man, -
he handed in the following advertise.
ment at the Eagle counting room
| yesterday.
'Smith-Busted trace in this city,
Friday, just after dinner, Mary Smith.
wife of the undersigned. and daughter
Of old Sam Pratt, the Leading black.
| smith of Denver. Colorado. The
corpse was highly respected by the
high tonedest families, but death got
the drop on her, and she took the up
bucket with perfect confidence TINT she
would have square show on the other
side of the Divide. The plant trans
pires this afternoon at her boarding
house on Willow street. Come one,
come all.
dearest Mary thou has left u.s.
For on earth there wasn't room =
But It's heaven that hast bereft Us,
And snatched our darling up the fums.
"Denver papers please copy and send
bill or d aw at sight.
"By her late husband, P. Smith,.
Il don't believe you want it in just
that way. do your" asked the clerk,
,
Why not, stranger? asked the quiet
man.
1t don't read quiet right. does it!'
asked the clerk.
Was you acquainted with the
corpse, stranger?' demanded the quiet
man. Was you aware oftbe lsmented
when she was bustling around among
society down at the boarding house,
Il don't know that ever met her,
responded the clerk.
So reckoned. jedge. You was not
up to the deceased when she was in
the living business Now, jedge, the
deceased wrote that Grafton herself
afore she died, and want 1t In. Do
you hook on. partner?'
But it isn't our style Of notice, Oh
jected the clerk
Nor mine, neither acquiesced the
quiet man. Il was for having . picture
of her and a lot more talk, but she said
she wanted it quiet and modest, 80 she
whooped that up Say, stranger, 10 Il
going into your valuable space without
difficulty p
L don't know said the clerk dole
fully.
Il know, partner. This celebration
comes of tomorrow afternoon, and
that's going in in the morning, II IL
goes in out of cannon. I've got
grief enough on my hands, stranger,
without erecting fort on the sidewalk.
but if you want war, got the imple-
ments right in the back part Of these
mourning clothes. What dye think,
jedge? p
Does it make any difference where
it goes 2 asked the clerk.
Il want it in the paper said the
mourner, and it's going in il II takes
spile driver. Think you twig my rack
ct, stranger p
All right, replied the clerk. IN
put it in the Salad, among the other
acknowledgements. Fourdollars, please.
That's business and the quiet man
paid the money. If yol ain't busy
come round to morrow. I'm going to
give the old woman q send-oG, and IL
that gospeler don't work up a pretty
goud programme before he gets to the
dox ,logy his folks will think be has
been dong considerable business with
sawmill She was good one. judge,
and she was pious from the back OF her
neck to the bunion on her heel you
can tell that from the notice. and tho
mourning widower wiped his eyes on
the sly, and later in tho day WAS fined
$40 for thrasaing the undertaken, who
had put silver handles on the caskets,
instead Of gold. Brooklyn Sunday
Eagle
Rubber-headed tacks are handy TO
have in the house in macy ways.
They may he placed on the backs Of
chairs to prevent injury to the walls,
and in the rabbits Of rstteling windows
to stop tie noise, or in the jambs o.
doors for II similar purpose.
Ono feature Of the Day Kidney Pad.
is commendablc, that nothing 10 claim
cd for it, except what it will absolutely
effect
Remnants OF boiled or roast meat
may be Utilized by chopping them with
vice their quantity of bread, season
ing with salt, pepper and herbs moisten-
ting with eggs and little mel ed but
ter beaten together, and either cooking
in loaf or in small cakes on griddle.
Statement from well-known Drug
House.-Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup Ii tho
most popular Expectorant we are sell-
ing. HADLEY BRos.. 3l7 Indiana
Avenue, indianapolis, Ind.
The Florida orange crop has been
sadly damaged in some localities by
tho unusual cold weather. Mrs.
Harriet Bcecher Stowe writes that her
crop has been completely ruined. A
hundred thousand oranges, nipped by
the frost, lie rotting on the ground In
her orchard.
The objections to the metal tip upon
childrcn's shoes do not held good
nganst the A. s #. Co. beautiful
Black Tip, and il IL time parents were
enqliring for them, for fnc shoes as
well as common, as they reduce shoe
bills one half
Clergynion, Bankers. Book keepers,
Ed ora. and others that lead sedentary
lives. will find much relief from the
frequent headaches, nervousness and
c constipation engendered from want Of
exercise, by taking Smmons' Liver
Regulator. Ii Is harmless vegetable
compound; il can do no injury; aud
numbers who have tried 1t will conf.
dently assert that it Is the bost remedy
that can he used.
A celebrated preacher makes the roc
ommendation of Ayers Pills matter
of religious duty. When people are
bilious and dyspeptic. what they need
is the Gospel Of Health. Ia such
cases. the best creed to sw allow con-
siats OF the thirty au1ar.cnatad arficlea