Daily Republican., 1881-04-07
RREYITIES.

sun rises at $50. ..........S Sun SETS 81.
Home Of snobs--Pic cad ddilly.
For dead lock-A skeleton key.
An incorrigible "loafer."-rhe baker,
House furnishing articles at 99ct. store.
| Try King'+ Good Samaritan Cough Syrup.
Parker, cuppins and leeShing, l03 f. ID St.
The weigh" Of all heSh.-ThC butchers
| scales.
There is reason in sucking eggs, if the egg,
| are fresh.
A thing every man puts off from day to day
| Ills necktie.
Sidewalks are coquettish when they bring
| you to your knees.
| A nine dnys' wondcr.-Ihat Of puppy on
| lrSt opening its eyes.
| Time is wOmans rival for no tight lacing
can compare with the waste Of time.
| Why il a black horse hard to train? Because
| you can't make u black horse bay (Obeyl.
Why iEa wrinklcd face like u well ploughed
field? Because 1t Is turrowed With care.
1t docs not invariably follow that, because
| Il man iIabc to lie, he il liable to do 10.
A housewife with halfa dozen servants, is a
greater slave than housewife with only one.
Go to 81 Fast Sixth street, to got golden
| AhSAf Il ND Otnef HuO0 NThnuS OF HOUR Bthn
| -four, rye flour, Oat meal, Ae.
For good pair ofcrystal spectacles call on
Prof Charles ltHlie private residence @3T
| Market street.
why arc certain young men called msnS ?
| Brcuusr they are used to keep tlirt's hand in.
| Query Gould 1t he said ola man who rang
| the bell for false alarm Of tire thai he tollcd
| Il lie?
! The old saving IL: Throw physic 10 the
dogs" but where will You ind the dog that
will touch it?
A young man should be careful how he
steals kisses He may lind himself behind
the bars of wcdock.
\ piece Of imatch-inntion. There are some
''matches' which can only be struck ON the
Valentine box.
tfovcrncss: what is the future Of the verb
to love Mary" Pupil, after a pause; To
marry, Miss Jones.
If YOU want tine looking glasses and picture
frames made to order, go to Harry IerEcr,
+O5 Shipley street, Fine gold frames made to
order and satisfaction guaranteed.
Beauties OF photography: Did you everhcar
n CvakD"y spell saloon! So2 c: There's hess
an hay An u hell, two hoes an hen =
Atlanta (Ga.)
TIN WARE, WOODEN WARE, JArAN WARE,
OIL CLOTHS, CUTLERY, &c, OFFEItED AT THE
LOWE EAT PRICES. II. +. Pickles, " . EAST
+TH STREET.
What did your father die orr asked a
tender hearted lady OF an orphan who wad
soliciting aims. 'Cholera intantum, num-,
the orphan promptly replied.
Massey, No. +04 King street, the popular |
and unexcelled Jeweler, has as fine assortment |
of watches, clocks and jewclry on hand aS Is |
kept in the city. Give him a call.
Tilghman Danner. house and sign painter |
and grainer, No. 80 Market street, is ready !
to do all kinds Of painting on short notice and
reasonable prices. Also contracting for new
work.
A Denver correspondent writc4-"When l
WIS ranging over the ridges got ny rayenous
NJ 4 raven among the ravincs, and got down
in one of the gorgeous gOrYes and gOrged my
self gOrmandiSinGly."
Papa, did you say this is male train"
YES, my son; the mall trains travel forty
five miles an hour
"Wcll, papa, how fnst do the female trains
gO?''
..These are distressing times" said prodi-
ga! lOafer, the other day; why, was abso-
lntrly compelled to pawn my mothers silver
teaspoons to raise money enough to get
ticket to the theatre to see Sara Bernhardt".
Advice of an old hack driver to his sue
know the exact hour Of the
train your passenger wishes to take. Reach
the depot Mt the vcry moment, 20 that he can
not dispute with you, whatever price you ask"
''Has the cook book any pictures?" asked u
young lady of the bookseller. mot ono" re-
Piled the dealer In books. why" exclaimed
Iha witty miss, what is the use of telling us
now to mako dinners ifyou give us no plntes?"
CALL AND SEE THE VICTOR COOK, HAPPY
IoOK. HARVEST HOME, DrHELLo, APOLLO,
STUART, RECORD AND RELIAECB RANGES, ALSO
,Uv ERAL NEW PATTERNS OF STOVES, oFPEREp
At THE LOWEST PRICES, AT II. +. PIcKELS.
Nos, 7 Il o EAST 4rH STREET
A Kansas schoolmistrcsS has introduced
lew feature in her school. When one of the
girls misses word, the boy who spells It gets
iermission to kiss her. As q result, the girls
'ecome very poor spoilers, while the boys are