Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-05-27
Detroit Currency.

Detroit Currency.
yang. hlye noticed TIA: t.- s:4ull.
&. women carry the Target fms
O.tr 4t3c4iou,ls Il the l.,e e.r are
in the i--2:aune or scwi; {, II -shiue
business.
Michigan has three county isis 18th
mt IN. -"a:r-. Zoo gGoi weaver helc
L. h. Wicked.
Tie hiajoe' ambition Of = ran.
Are,f'lja-- 'p WORTH. Shout: be III look
Ia1Afy ~ ~ " plain lat.
Taa k.ug Of bavaria l.. 'r-1me
Flgf''y - Il circu-, and na.> =, IL Y
took Tor some grant liops.
Styaaty-eigbt AmeriesD g,..,a ok
mt patents last year, and IL. ,:.e of
t4em w.,s for Z kitchen u-eu- u.
Tae way gil ga: her uaeey OAK 81
d. H,iste,i bauk IL Oregon W-sln mt a
t1tiet through the ear OF tbc P,r.!u- nj
Lit the American hog be troubled
AID II SC res the British lion. IL who
feeds a man has the dead good on him.
l. lb-tailai; coats will be aii I'll" style
this year, ard there ought to be- a great
deal mere kicking done than last season.
L NY per cent of the :,or!eless
=. I!tF"H sent West by phiiau;htepic
NeW Iorher5 change hands Inside Of
thrte mouths.
Torl Tnumb has run through vita
the comfortable fortune he reti.e; on
eight years ago, and must now tase to
the road TO earn his bread and butter.
\ policeman at Xsnia, o., arr,s.el u
couple of lovers for kissing 81 other
goot night and the next day a., vas
dnched Ill Il pond and retired from
oiiic,si life.
"As.ior her social Standing, lcmarhs
b Colorado paper Of singer, At will
he sufficient to s@y that her f.; jgr owns
Us males, and is a candidate ;or The
Legislature.
Peter Cooper say ) that If h. E.! his
days to live over again he Wuuld 20
fishing at least three daya out oi every
week. All. these old chaps reil'2, It
only when too late.
Tue New Haven Register has conf 10
the conclusion that the mantle + char
ity is cus on the bias We Jh9"@3 She
c}o,h ior eating these ser e.: u.'nties
tai gwen ont long ago.
\ Texas Judge wto had two trAmps
before him said to them: Nav, one ui
other ny to catch him" Thy c.:2 ht
1T ii iiea ana put il their sos inks.
Spread report through vn IA, rian
uei5hbJfhoOd that Satan wcui. u pear
on i certain corner at a nal i!iDc.
and L crowd Of several ihouaa4,: ,:oopie
would Us, laole 10 ste how ha l,ohed.
\ hrca&man On Line Eric l. Ji.; kauchcd
Jay GoBld's hat over his eyes aLi told
him to get inside or hed tLruy ann eft
the train, aud Gould oboyed ~ as
humble as II he didn't own !. sinsi, car
whsel.
The Memphis Appeal tells how a ma
tive of Louisiana climbed a tree aud
pulled panther CT limb So that the
dogs below could finish him. How
much wool does Louisiana panther
shear per season?
The Philadelphia street-car compa-
MES will demand and receive six cente
fare nFtl the Quakers apply tho West
Gu remedy. Let everybody take to
walking for few weeks anu tie fare
would come down fast enough.
The motto OF Glmbetta is: Il can
wait" but let breakfast he three min
utes behind hand and the COOK hears
from him with vengeance. Notices
are like old slippers-handy to slip on
and of as occasion requires.
Aud now we have the news that the
high-toned ladies' of New YORK won't
button their boots with anything cheap
or than ID gold-piated hook. Ii people
will 60 back on the convenient hair pin
in this matter all we can DO is to protest.
When some one can invent - five
barreiied revolver which eau be sold
for twenty five cents, every city can 10
away with AT least two schooi-lnuscs at
the end of the frs. year. Il Is simply
necessary to buy little more aurying-
ground.
Asks the Cleveland Plain Dwier:
=" w here shall we lind iilthler city in
the United States than Cleveland 2"
Hark! Don't you hear Chicago inviting
you to inspect her two feet Of black
siush? Don't so to feeling proud.
Chicago is the boss nasty city OF This
whole country.