Weekly Chillicothe crisis., 1881-01-20
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
A halo mockery-The echo.

MIS-. fGlllceS llOuBSOll DuIlltll Has u
new novel nearly finished.
Farmers declare that a July shower
is laundering good thing.
The French pronunciation of Eau
de Cologne is easy, thus: odor Colonge.
Circus men are models of applica-
tion-always in tent on their business.
An epitaph for a faithful railroad
conductor took his lAst fare
well"
Why should certain grocers call their
scales ambush: Because they lie in
weight.
The man who struck an attitude has
not yet been prosecuted for assault and
battery.
There is some talk of running Col. j..
W. Forney as the Democratic mayor OF
Philadelphia.
Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe and her
family have gone to her winter home
at Mandarin, Fla.
\ daughter of General Worth has
just been appointed to clerkship in
the pension Office
American deer have been sent to
Krupp, of Essen, who wishes to accli-
mate them in Germany.
Men look at the faults of others with
telescopc-at their own with the
same instrument reversed.
A cremation society has been formed
at Zurich of those who intend to kiln
people after they are dead.
New Xelanders IRE happy because
they are to be allowed by their parlia-
ment TO marry their dead wives sisters.
Some folks complain of the elevated
railroads of New York as if the en-
ployes were Il set of highway robbers.
The expense of the white house and
its occupants last year was ll9,964, OF
which the presidents salary was $780,
| 600.
But what shall we say Of the homes
ty of the dealer who invites ladies to
call and see his invisible nets for the
| hair?
Of fine OOO ronyicts in the Virgin
in stotr nrison only two admit that
they merit the punishment they are ell
during.
A narrow buggy without any top
rigging is little "5ulky;' and little
woman without any top rigging is
little suIl,y, too.
InQuisitive people are the tunnels of
conversation they do not take in any
thing for their own use, but merely
pass it to another
The Cincinnati Commercial saws:
"Vennor's cold cycles are completed"
We know what cold cycles are, but al
wavs call them icicles.
Senator Uomlin never wears an over.
COAT and snvs he nsed to work in the
fields in his shirt.sleeves with the mer-
curry 90 degrees below zero.
Tho fret pou,s of tbeir sickness will
como to manv tbrongh the Heraid's
announcement that most of the Goldfish
this wear has been badly cured.
ynsh;d, y;ropori thn I,nonese min.
,,,d. wv ~ HTo,i';n"tnm hos racnive1 the
,scnrati,n nr tLr nr,lr, or the Rising
Tnn From, IN, rmrrrn, or Jonop
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ii',, i''''','i hcnro Lo w on.s IN hcJ orJ that
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ne New Ii"l'o hgSls''L ,ii, ui.si,.nes i,s0..,
'ir hanN 'I'l,'Ih' .''r"usr ','' II Tno n. Doin @
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nose
~ PIecoc'ouS noi "'t",'l,"S .;, me%a1e' IL
ny iohs S'HIE 'lal H. aSl,o' aS"o S"o I,U hOro
iils out 1T 'TH' rNT''','.'v"' 80 non,'
slr' cah In YOU o''''S ''''' '"'' o"' III HUM
Oels;
pdin,o,J mo ''lt,7 ~ ,raino ;s Nice Mabel
itni % of Ixotor in that sfote She ia
I'M, W 80, 80 ~, ,,I,iIo plaisto1 ID gf,v-
men.S t''.c ,.S,,s ysr' oiJ '''' " ''''' ''''"'>
'"V 'e"l' WV. ,,oi,,, s,ro,,i,
tin@ IN iss,Ic Of his sheet the week be,
fore nc thc whole force was off enioyinp
itself~thns boastinr of the spree dn
corns in his establishment
p.o.;, i,,,.;oo u,os booutifr,,v i,lus.
trated in the case of a Colorado man
engaged in painting patent medicine
signs ON rocks. etc. He fell from Il
precipice and was smashed.
Ono Ella Wheeler has written a new
moan, called "Whot Are the little Stars
Saying?" They are probably saying
that the bad, cloudy weather of late
gives them no chance to shine.
victor uuoo does his work early in
tbo dav. % did Tomsrtinc but Alfred
Ia Mmsset on the other hand, wrote
best at night in his study, his table be-
ing covered with bottles of brandy.
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oGnE,eoJ%,i ;,,roJ i';n h;n ~ aonn ,stor bis re.
see, iIlJu.eu nls '''p soon "'ee No .So ~
nomination laSV sum, sann'iv., e., "mu nnn,na;rn %
with his leg done up in plaster of paris.
m =, 9 c.a 1.sou,o, r.
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Davis mas oruereu sll''l' iol a ii,s .isi sh"o
drapea IN Tue ailiei5C, s G"n ps n"si g'on oorms m
acorn-.ne D"ugc VI He.,; nhn,o Ua'tI tno Ip' hosp
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An Iowa editor thus acknowledges