The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1881-01-25
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When the Indians 60 on a Staying par
ty, they get ont their runners.
Sin has a great many tools, but lie
is the handle which fits them all.
Life, as we call 1t, is nothing but ths
edge Of the boundless ocean Of exis.
tence.
Bob Ingersoll says that it was drink
ing hotel coffee which tirst made him an
atheist.
You might as well try to strike light
on block of ice to do business without
advertising
Life is full of bitter lessors, the sim.
.plest OF which IS that one mans fal
'rnakes forty men laugh. s''s''1
Adhesiveness is great element OF sue.
cess. Genius has glue on his feet, and
will take hold of marble slab.
When married woman buys a pug
dog for low price she gets bargain
and her husband gets something to boot
A thorough and safe remedy is DR.
METTAUR'S HEADACHE AND DYS
PEPSIA PILLS. Sold by all Drug
gists Price 25 cents.
Anxious small hoy-"Ma, where die
! chuck my skates after the ice broke uE
last spriDg9 Bridget, do you know
wherein thunder my sled is ="
Rejected lovers need never despair
There are four-and.twenty hours in
day, and not moment in the twenty
four in which woman may not chang
her mind.
Stanley says the American Natiol
could be act down in the heart OF Afric
and find itself lost. Our lightning-ro,
peddlers would open communication
pretty quick.
well. Miss," said a knight of th
birch rod, .can you decline kiss ]?
"Yes, sir" said the girl, dropping per
plexed courtesy, 81 can, but | hate t,
most plaguily."
Nothing so good for Headache AM
Dyspepsia as DR. METTAUR'S HEAD
ACHE AND DYSPEPSIA PILLS
Price 25 cents All Druggists sell them
They were walking by the seaside an,
he sighed and she sighed; and she wa
by his side, and he by her side. aud the,
were both beside themselves, beside be
ing at the seaside, where she sighed ant
he sighed.
Those unhappy persons who suffe
from nervousness and dyspepsia shoult
use Carter's Little Nerve Pills, which
are made expressly for sleepless, nerv
Gus, dyspeptic sufferers. Price 25 cents
all druggists.
swell, you are the biggest goose
ever eaw!" exclaimed Jones to the part
ner Of his joys and sorrows. And Mrs
Jones smiled upon him with seraphi
smile as sEe remarked, ,sOa, Jones! 20,
are such self-forgetful darling!"
"What, not yet the bracelet that
asked you for three days ago3 Angus
tus, you are growing cold toward you
little Augustine, you are breaking M
heart. Bring me the bracelet to Prov
that you love me stiIl-or l will vitriol
ize you"
The Germans won't allow the impor-
tatlon of sausages from America. They
say they are adulterated But the thrifty
Teutons will take all the live hogs they
can get, and do the adulteration them,
selves. They think they can do it cheap
er, if not better.
General E. o. C. Ord, in q talk with 8
reporter at st. Louis few days ago, SAID
that he had not yet decided whether be
should live hereafter in this country OF
in Mexico, but that he strongly favored
the latter country. He added that Mex.
leo is the richest country 10 the world al
to natural resources.
We are strongly disposed to regard
that person as the best physician who
does most to alleviate human suffering
Judged from this standard, Mrs LYDIA
E. PlNKHAM, 233 Western Avenue, Lynn,
Mass is entitled to the front rank, fol
her VEGErABLE COMPOUND is daily work
ing wonderful cures in femsle diseases
Send for circular to the above address
Two little birds started out to sing.
When foggy was the weather;
They cleared their throats and whetted thei
bills,
And coughed and wheezed together.
They wheezed and ooughsd as hard a. they
could,
In this dreadful foggy weather,
Till they spoiled their notes and split thei
throats,
And turned up their toes together.
Mr.. Vanderbilt has disappointed th,
hopes of the Worlds Fair committe,
for 1888 by subscribing only S250. .0Ot
in behalf Of the New York Central rail
ROAD, on condition that the subscription,
will reach $4,O00,000. 1t vas expected
that his subscription would equal tha
made by the Pennsylvania railroad &
the Centennial Exposition in 1875, whicl
was S1,0e0,000. It is estimated that tn
New York Central will reap from So,
0OO, 900 to $4,000, 900 in the passenge
traffic incidental TO the projected World
Fair.
Book agents! yonder stairs which you can plain
ly see
Have witnessed many fearful tragedy.
"With malice toward none. and charity fo
ALL"
We warn you to tread lightly in this olassi
hall.
If we wish any books, wen surely let 20
know;
You can't make US say "yes," having said "no
no."
Don't taunt us by saying. "We have come ,
stay"
For. like John Chinee, you must surely 6
away.-Pstrolsum World.
Thomas Gro win, of Ohio. the famou
public speaker; once said: "The troub
with members OF the bar is that the
don't get down Low enough. They shoe
over the heads of the twelve numbskul
before them ! have seen Ewing, Star
berry and Hunter, leading luminaries {
they are, dumbfounded at being beate
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