The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-07-17
WAITS

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utter . sound. In this respect it re.
sembles a young lady in 3 street-csl
when 3 gentleman gives her his seat.
A Dunkirk minister prayed for those
.who were smitten with illness. an,
those who had gone fishing. and also
those too lazy 10 dress for church..
The inhabitants of the Cannibal Is.
lands have discovered trichina in mr.
American missionary. This is a SAD
blow at one of the eonntry's leading
exports.
To drive away ants-if they are mar
RED aunts. borrow some money frnn,
their husbands. If they are sin gle. let
them take care oil tho baby for the az
ternoon while your wife goes to Tho
matinee.
Adam passed the morn of his ii.s
very happily. 1t was not uni;' he came
TO the Eve Of his life that to iegan &c
teei that there Was no more Para Use
for him.
A prophet Is not without honor save
IN his " country. This accounts fur
The fact that the minister's wife never
attends church when her husband ills
tho pulpit.
.He asked me so prettily for nv
hand" said the Princess S~tephanis
concerning her bridegroom. the Prince
Rudolph. THAT | could not refuse it,"
w. H. Vanderbilt has recently
bought Millet's painting of the Water
Carrier for Sl5. 600. Millet was tho
artist who could never get anything for
bis pictures while he was alive.
sIIave they found an Indictment aein
Bangs. the burglarP" Twan't an in
dictnent he done it with; twas q jim
my. They found that long ago"
what denominations do you belong
tor" asked the leader It . free PRAYER
meeting. addressing q rouah-looking
customer who had strolled in and TAX
On q front seat Hose Company No.
H." was the Philistins's answer.
A Scotch minister sncs said no wo-
man could bear pain - well - . man.
That Is not 90. Where's the man
who . stand having his waist
squeezed so he can hardly breathe for
three hours Of an evening and not even
murmurP
why" asked Pat, one day, a.was
Balasm . first-clhss astronomer" The
other man gave it up, of course.
"Shure," said Pat, s'because he found
no trouble in finding an ass-to-roid."
In an account of Napoleon the
Greats Russian campaign an historian
relates: The Russians were massed
upon . frozen swamp. Napoleon poin-
ted his artillery at them, and 20, 600 bit
the dust!'
Look beyond this lifs," said the
good priest, kneeliug At the bedside of
the sick q Fix your gaze ON the
things Of eternity" Thank you'll" re-
turned the cynical sufferer. Would
you be kind enough to hand me my
spectaclasP"
In former times, when . fellow
showed himself after . night with the
boys, his face looking like the inscrip-
don ON y tea-chest, his explanation was
that he had been splitting wood, the
axe dew up, etc. Nowadays he has
but to say that he has been practicin9
on the bicycle. It is an alf-suficienf
excuse.
Day by day. hour by hour, the amend
ed returns como in. Wednesday, .
young lady ON Van Ness Avenue, San
Francisco, said good-by to . lady WIS.,
itor in exactly twenty minutes and
forty-two seconds. These figures may
be relied upon a accurate as . man
with . stop-watch wa hid behind Q
tree-box across the street. This beats
the best recorded time by over nine
seconds. +.
Two women have started . barber
shop In Htusville. W. say one wo-.