The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-04-19
EXCHANGE sclNTIlLATIoNs.

journal.
"Yrcka Bakery" is siga over the
door Of bake shop in Yreka, which
reads the same backward or forward.
EGreat West.
Psychologists are not compliment
taiyof small,heads but Young men
will find them much more popular
with sensible people than the big
.head.-[Glasgow Times.
The beer wagons are ont before
breakfast, but the wagon with bibles
does not come along till next week,
late in the afternoon. - Denver Great
West. Ean -,
You cam. hear portion Of the new
comic opera, olivette. If yoh hear it
at all, YOU are sure to-whear Oliyette.
This pun is SO fine you must also get
Fall oft to thoroughly appreciate the
point. [Steubenyillc Herald.
There will be no more niekles
made. This will interfere with our
plans very materially, as we had con
a,cmplated making nicklc sidewalk
from our Office to our residents M
faducah Enterprise.
"Why are ships called she?a asks
ell a young lady Of hcrescort, as they
passed our reporter the other day.
We smiled as the young man an
swered, because they need men to
manage hen."- Henderson News
j There no use talking, 0sPfihg is
coming at last, and the young man
who whilelh away the evening hoar,
and contracts colds,by sitting on this
adored ones front stoop steps, is pref
pairing to get his linen breeches hall
soled. : Argus. 'ae oe'io9
When married party islcut in
two, ami the "bstterl hallp Iofi it is
sent away, the other lialf, the old,i
original and only male half, feels
lonely, don'tcafe If he's at a party
where there is,forty psmphy women
about him. [State Jearnal.l9 4 q
A young tobacco grower of Chris
tian county, Kentucky, on. being told
Of nice young girlvisitihg Hopkins
willie and that be should seek an in
!. trodpctiop, thoughtlessy asked "is
she Of, the white hurley yarietY?.' g.
Western Tobacco journal.
A minister belonging to he colors
al element of our town; preached from
the following text few Sunday
nights since, "What kind Of lood is
the white of an egg. He el,lcidateA
the subject to his benigl;ed brethren
In rather rustic manner.- ALIENS
vile Gazette.
Some one having referred in aIight
manner to the burning of the Nice
opera house, where sixty-nine lives
were lost, Our James, who deprecai es
the tendency to turn everything intoa
Joke, said, ''it was by no means
Nice affair;''--[ Sunday Gousisrp sss,
One of our young men went to the
countrya few days ago to see his gir..,.
and became SO completely bumidzzled
mthat, on leaving her, took her grand
fathers horse. 1t is reported
next time he goes. he will take The
"oll mans" darling Mountain
Scorcher.
& sItem in a wicked Sunday paper: A
doubling mother placed some nitro
glycorine in her daughters corsets
on the evening her fellow was coming.
The girl loaned them to the cook, and
they had to scrape the old man off the
ceilingto get enough Of him to hold a
decent funeral over Argus. 49,
It's announced that the marriage
Of the Princess Stephanie. Of Belgium,
and Crown Prince Rudolph will take
place on the 10th of May. AS this
will be our busy season, it will be i'm
possible for US to attend in person,
but the charming bride to be will ac-
cept our thanks for her cordial invita-
tion.- Argus.
When that cannon was 80 unex-
pectedly fired under our window on
last Tcusday, we were scared nearly
to death. We thought some wicked
Nihilst had mistaken us for Alexan-
der III, and our sanctum for the win
Ter palace. 1t would have been a
very natural mislakc.7-[ GAINESVILLE
Chronicle.
A correspondent wants TO know
what an electric brush is. It's to
have your sweet heart squeeze by you
in your pew Sunday morning at
church and brush your knce-pans
with her Sunday.go-to-meetings on.
1t makes "a fellow feel like he had
swallowed sugar-camp aud washed
it down with a brass band.-[ elias
gov Times.
"Eye-peeping" is popular game
in HawSville, says the Plaindealer
A gent and lady go behind a screen
in which two holes have been cut
and when one Of them peeps through
the holes it is the audiences bust
ness to guess to whom the eyes be.
long. The only point we can see il
the game is getting behind the screen
with the grill Louisville Post.
it The Western kentucky Press As.
ISOLATION. will hold anothe. meeting
Nay 18Th and 10Th, at Hopkinsville,
the object being "business." Secretary
Meacham, in the announcement, says
''the association is not d rival Of the
kentucky Press Association. and any
members of that body are invited to
be present" We are glad to learn
this. We feared it was a rival, and
was getting the X. P. A. into cor
ner and forcing it into bankruptcy.
Personally, as heavy stakeholder