South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1881-09-30
SOUTH 3anth antslliaspter.
ROMNEY. FRIDAY, SEPT. so, 1881,

"J~JSo WIN pIout must ne euFueV
by labor. Vacation is rest from work,
and he who never works eau never have
a. real vacation. Publish not mems
secret faults; for by disgraciug them
you make yourself Of no lepu,e. -.
Political hatred is like pair OF specta.
Giles; Que sees everybody, every opin.
ION, or every sentiment only THROUGH
ones own glasses - .S.oi les firsl heard
mt mothets knee are never wholly for.
gotten, little spring that never dries
up on yonr journey through scorohiny
years. - There are thirty.two circuses
IN the United States, and earb one is
the biggest show on earth. Man Of
ten wauts a light for his weed" and
the widow wants spark for hers.
Profanity never did any man the least
good. No man is ricner, happier or wi.
ser For it, 1t recommends no one to so.
ciety; it is disgusting to refined people,
aud aOominable TO the good. Fen.
derson says he has lots or spare time on
his hands since he began to attend ex-
clusively to his own business. Former.
| ~ he was the Earliest worked man in
the towu....-A toucist, recently. in
Florida said |, is the mos, fertile couu.
'ry In The world the lsods produce for
~ bushels OF frogs to tue acre. and al
iiyators enough 10 fence thom. One
can't he too careful % Ore arms A boy
carried II pistol in hi, pocket, aud one
day white he was in swimming the pistol
unexpectedly went off. He has no sus.
piclons As to who took j.. -. Women
shonld not smoke cigars. Miss Anna
Stone, OF Buffalo, would conarm the
sHct by affida>', u she WIS alive. She
snirked the hall Of ive-cent Reua
Victoria one day recently, and being of
~ economic | turn OF mind, rDt The
stomp in hcF pocket. She forgot 10
put out the light. however, and her CLOTH
IN. was ignitei and sue was turned to
leah, Faith j, The basis OF the new
ths, God offers. bat love ia The basis Of
the Christian character. -. "A Ciucinna-
n-be'e, ~ ,ell, t. the Question 1betb.
er there was much cultivated and REIN
ed society la Der pstise ely, is tepqrt-
ed as having replied: YOU jist net you'
, boots THAI we're a cultivated crowd"
-. The Chicago In er-Qcesu tells a
singular story Of a man who became =
! bcggar 10y falling asleep in the street
With bis hat i'll his hand. On awaking
ne found it contained dollar in small
coins. As he WAS sick AMI destitute lie
concluded that begging was a good bu-
siness. aud went into il systematically.
In six years he received $4,000. and
with that be dropped the bn .iness. spec
ulated in Western lands and IL now a
millionaire. Many small man is
never done talking about the sacufiee
lac makes. but be is great man, indeed,
who can sacrifice everything and say
nothing. An American girl in Co.
umbus, Ohio, has married a Chinaman
FOR love, and while she swings in ham :
mock and reads novels he does the
washing and cooking and keeps the Ay-
traps up TO business. 1t lie tho same
with nature as with humanity when
the land gets worn out, the farmers pIas.
ter IT, Opportunity is aswift runner,
, Those men who are always waiting for
more favorable season than the pres.
ent 10 engage in any enterprise, or post.
poning any effort until tho time when
they imagine they will he qualified for
the successful exertiop. will probably
lie without accomplishing any valuable
+ purpose and waste their lives in procras-
iInatiop. A Spanish proverb says, The
road Of BY .and.by leads 20 the town Of
Never. To try and prove to fool
his folly is 10 assume that be has wbal
4 you arc trying 10 demonstrate he hssn' t.
: ..-.As every thread NJ gold is valuable,
so is every minute Of time; and a. u
would be great folly to shoe hors $ with
gold so it is tn spend time in triies.
The fate Of Nebuchad nezz1r has befal :
len an insane Italian named Virgilis
Sirozzi, near Eureka, Nevada. lie es
capped from the hospital, took 10 the
bids ani since thcD has refused all OF,
fers Of food and has lived on grass and
roots 49,. ."Indeed. sir l would box your
ears (pausing relatively. "but where
could ind box large enough?" 49,.
FIRE was discovered Sunday moTnin..
the 18th inst, in the extensive sumac
mill Of lamar Smith, 10 y, nchester
and considerable @a~agl was done to
tho building and stOct. before the flames
we're extingpiShed. -. Squirrels are de.
vsstating the cotton fields Of A5,,n-