The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-04-07
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KIDD vasls are bald beaded They
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Tho ck'spesi 9, lawyers E.rping
ope eva coaasel
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A good tiAhsy pad 10 sisfgt buneA q
grseebscss 10 The hip rociet
IA old i.ay osllr her cat Plussrch, he-
ossss i has 90 Isahy lives
They Who rule must hrsi learn 10
oi,ey Er@y msn 10 the cabinet is mar
ned.
Mr. Li,srIaors is lec.pring ca "H0s
shall We Reach the Boys'~ Paddle 10 en-.
Mar.
An cid tn tosile NAY hot points NOR
a. bat We have freqaenily Known IL 70
A3oru tail.
San lsy msy bs very sol.mK sort Of
day. bat there, .sddvr day comes just
before il
Ia na poor rule thai Won, -ors both
vsys Hartford has Cow that is afraid
81 wOmeu
Faroriie masio for soldier march
For hunter A sebot,ish. For horse
back rlder-A galop.
There Is no place IN the world where
Investments oagh, 10 prosper equal 10 Ire
land tie capital i slwsys Dublin.
But M,,s Tomains, tell me hov old
,~u are OIL bot don't tell my age
rs more ! sm jos, as young as look
i.,sr Indeed. though, you mu ID
loangcr
do YOU drink'" said temperance
former "a beggAr who had implored
.lAs o. him, Yes, thank you. returned
The easdij psuper. where shall We gof'
The play Of The Forty Thieves" was
advertised ia Philadelphia Blu, II didn't
draw, The people wouldn't buy tickets
30 IT, They could 20 aud see their city
ulcers for nothing
"WLai'-asked a lady, must Lot
have thought when he saw his wife chang
I'd 10 a pillar Of saltf' "He probably
Thought replied a ~it--"that be would
look him ups fresh one.
According 10 the Boston Globe Vennor
spplios red hot poker TO the nose Of bis
al and then predicts that "the spring
will lie backward When Little yennor
puts tack on bis chair It will be early
les, sir. said hr. Gallagher. 'it
Nas funny enough TO make a donkey
laugh. laughed ill / cried. aud then
as be sas a smile 10 around the room, he
Fres rcd in the face, aud went away, mad.
Ii is said that two French philoso
pliers have kept nine hogs drunk for a
year, as scientific experiment, That's
just The way rome folks cast their pearls
before SWINE. Why couldn't they have
let some New York mcn have the fun OF
the experiment.
How hear akin laughter is to tears was
shown when Reubens. with single stroke
Of his brush. turned laughing child in
painting to Que crying; and our mothers,
without being great painters. have often
brought us, in like manner. from Joy to
griri by single stroke.
As train was going westward the
other day q solemn. looking man arose in
one Of the cars and inquired; "Is there
any gentleman here from Fitchburg" A
man over in one corner replied. Yes, sir, |
] am from Fiiohburg. Then, said the
Hrs, speaker, please lend me your cork
serew "
Why, Jennie. you foolish girl, come
into the house What are you out in the
sno~ for without wrapsf" "Oh, nothing
much, ma You see, Augustus has just
called. and here are his footprints in the
snow, I'm measuring TO get the right
,izo Tor those slippers, and do you know
| don't believe Two got hall cloth enough |
in ihem"
A Vermont housewife saw il stated
tia, butter could be made out OF old boots.
But after she and the old man and the
boys had taken turns two days at ohurning
pair, she came 10 the conclusion that the
Ia liza. Internationally Sha
onght to see an oleomArgarine factory
back up the statement
A New York genins informs the
Graphic tina, he is inventing an "Improv-
ed Editorial Machine. He says it is d.
yided in parts As follows; 1.-The clipping
Department, the boiling-down department,
the l,,ding editorial der@stnent, and the
swearing and abusive department As tho
last part Of tho machine is much used,
,ols,ruct it particularly strong TO guard
against wear
A Gslycston dandy didn't like the
nov pants ho had received from his tailor
10 he told the artist who builds the pants
Look here cant use those pants. /
wanted them for dinner party, and they
are 30 tight cant walk in them. well"
gTowlsd the tailor, NJ you don't get TO be
any tighter than the pants You won't find
any ,roubl. in walking
some years ago. follow lay dead
drank in one Of the Streets OF New York.
some rollieking medical stnden, pushed
,hrongh the crowd that surrounded the
drunken man. and declared Immediately |
tina, the man was not drunk. bu, was sun.
aring from bal attack Of strabismus. and |