The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-06-25
OF OUR EXCHANGES.
Good for a poil-Eggs.

A pair of stock kings--Gould and Vanderbilt.
Mr.. Kick is an accomplishing member OF the
st. Louis Police.
Gen, Joe Johnston doesn't seem TO be JEFF
Dsyis's Joe John. Northumberland
The Chinese cracker must go on the 4th-if 1t
Is good for anything.
A man who was formerly night Waterman
refers to it as his late occupation.
The average editor can sympathize with Eng
land in her trouble with the Beers.
The only prize the English carried off at the
Derby was surprise, but 1t is big one.-SVt'
tngs.
Carl Sehurz, who plays the piano in very
charming manner, has bought himself an organ
--Courie'-Journdl
When John Sherman stuck the treasury for
the treat he gave his clerks it was candlestick,
SO to speak.
WHY is the money you are in the habit OF Civ
ing to the poor like newborn babe? Because
it is precious little.
When sexton and an undertaken come to
blows, it shows that there must be deafness
somewhere in religious circles.
Before marriage she was dear and he was her
treasure, but afterward she became dearer and
he treasurer, and yet they are not happy.
1t is limited that the man in the moon is an
Ohio man. How did he planet to get there, and
when the moon gets full, does he also?
When wicked man is frozen to death it may
be all right yet it isn't respectful to say that he
has gone to place where he will thaw out
Dry goods dealers in Peru, Ill., keep their
stores open on Sunday and make sarcastic oh.
servations If any one says they ought to shut up,
Courier journal.
John Sherman as an official was cast in an
heroic candle mold, and could handle a contin-
gent account more dcfly than the artful dodger
himself
For simply trying to get ahead In the world
poor little Philadelphia boy was sent to prison.
He stole head Of cabbage Fjladelphid Chroni.
ch
The n. Y. WorM has $50 far looked in vain for
any popular uprising to present Mrs. llayes's
husband with an autograph album, or any other
tribute Of admiration and esteem"
It is not true that "the selfconcelted thinks
every body is q fool" There is one whom he
always excerpts from the category-himself
When the types are made to say that an hon
est man is the nobbiest work Of God it is time TO
throw glass bombs into the composing ROOM
INC h"o'' VI S''s s''''ns oh one 'cs Is u"4ueS'
'ion"oiy oau oho, pa'siou'aiy ''o ''H oo'
longs to a person of the opposite sex.
John Sherman had some wild notions about
the proper use OF contingent fund. The candle
invoice has served to throw some light upon his
method, which were rather wicked IN small
Two boys playing oasc Dali on SUNDAY were
STRUCK by hghtn'hg IN kentucky but This inter-
positioh OF providence cannot IN all cases ne re-
Hed upon, lor sixteen others escaped.
>, Inc western Indians nave green corn dance.
wh;,c man indan IN thero lay, ho m"ch fnn
Ia /, pa,,a,, ~, 10y ~ ~ ~ ~
She was decorating her room with pictures,
and she pcrched his photo up on the tOpmost
nail; then she sat down to admire her work, and
remarked quietly: Now everything is lovely
and the goose hangs high!'-lStreator Free Press.
Beechers latest: "There were never SO many
monsters of uicledness and thieyes and rao
-, -, ~
'"l' "hy"nc'o 40 III lhc Democratic purity,
until we look at the Republican party and find
worse ones The law or malipnitv ia worrinr
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" WV" P"''''' "'" ." '"o "noi0
community"
When railway passenger awkwardly stepped
upoa young ladys foot and she Indignantly
CALCULATED, you clumsy wretch!' who but an
freshman would have had the ready wit to pacfy
her instantly with the answer: "hh! me darllnt,
you should have feet large enough to be seen,
and then they wouldn't be trod upon!"
In a co,nmn ~ "Discovsries Mad. Ia, Aoo;
,o,,n; m voh,,,,o 49,. m. 80 ,,,,,to.
woman who while sewing a hutton ON her bus