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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
CATARRH.
|SAHF0RD'S RADICAL CURE.
Complete Treatment.
For $500,

| sanford's Radical Cure Catarrhal Solvent and
lImproved Haler, wrapped IN one package, with
Hull directions. and sold by All druggists for one
dollar. Ask for sanford's Radical Cure.
l From q simple cold or influenza to the rotten
ling. slou Ching and death OF the senses Of smell
haste and hearing, this great remedy Ia supreme
Poisonous mucous accumuations are removed
the entire membrane cleansed, disini ccted, scoth
led and hea led. head and voice cleared. smell
haste and hearing restored and constitutional
Iravsges checked. Thus, externally and inter.
lnally, does this great economical remedy work,
INSTANTLY relieving and permanently curing the
most segray ated and dangerous forms Of Cstsrrh,
General Agts. WEEKS 4 POTTER, Boston.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

George Henderson. Of Warren coun7
ty, sixty years old, is the father OF thr
teen children and grandfather OF twenty
seven grand children. He was mar
ricd the day he was twenty years old
end bis wife was little over fifteen.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

CHAPTER OF ACCIDENTS. Mr.. VIM.
Rosenberger, living near the four mile
house, in this county. fell from lis hay
now and fractured three OF his ribs.
A son Of Mr.. EdmOnsOn OF Toms
Brook, fell, lew days ago, and broke
both bones of one OF his arms.
A little son Of MIR. Erasmus Painter,
OF Maurertown tell and broke his leg.
Mr.. John Smith of Tom, Brook had
two fingers cut Of on the 10th inst. al
Bordon's Stare Factory.
Mr.. Walter Reynolds and Mr. Chas,
Henson, each, had their hands severely
Injured while working at the Slave
Factory. at Toms Brook.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

The Board Of Supervisors visited the
Poor House last Friday. They inspec-
ted the buildings and ordered the neces-
sary repairs to be made. The farm Is
10 good condition. There are now %
paupers in the poor house. The man
agement of the farm and Of the bushes:
connected with the parish WAS salts
factory.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

The advertisement Of p. Heller Il
Co. Winchester, was received too late
for insertion this week. 1t will ap>
pear uext week aud will give you al
idea of the very low prices at which
this firm Is selling goods.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

Next Thursday, tomorrow, will be
Thanksgiving day, and our legal friend
/. H. B. will be as thankful as any man
In the United States. For further
particulars see marriage notices in our
next issue.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

COMING DEC. lst and 2ud, the F,
Il. White Combination will appear al
Burners Opera Hall in the sensatioE5l
drama, Risen From The Ashes,
and tie modern comedy Joshua Whit
comb" In connection with this COM
binatlon is the celebrated G. n. Buc e
hannau's uniformed brass baud, one oil
the best musical organizations on the
road. Reserved seats for sale at w.
II. Bargelps Jewelry store, three DAYS
in advance.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
III y II : n - ~
L0rentZ 4 Ritter

DEATH OF AN OLD LADY.-Mrs,
Mary Orndorf. Of this place, died last
Thnrsday, in the Oath year Of her age
She was a widow Of soldier of the
war of 1912 and received a pension up
TO the time of her death.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
CARD.

tn all who are suffering from the errors ana
,,atscrst;ons Of youth, nervous Weakness early
decay, loss OF manhood &C. VIII sena ~. ~.
that will cure you, FREE OF CHAAeE' AI''
great remedy was discovered by . missionary III
South America. Send $ self.sadressec en'sloi'e
10 the REV. JosEPH T. lsNAS. Station u Nc"
YORK City.
Nov. l6-6mO.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

CHANGE OF SCHEDULE.-The pass
enger train now goes down at 9.3l A.
NJ. instead Of LAS 2. NJ. The West
bound train passes at zoo Z. NJ. For
other changes, see published schedule
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

Those bright meteoric showers that
were predicted by astronomers 10 ap'
pear on the 18th and Goth insts. failed
to put in an appearance. We are 81
informed by parties who were on the
watch for them.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

The American Register Is stauncf
Democratic Journal, edited with great
ability and published in Washington,
D. c. For years we have needed
paper Of this kind at the capital Of the
nation. Its influence will be great ant
we hope its prosperity will be com
mensurate with its value az a Demecra
tic organ.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

We have said so many mean things
abou! the side walks IN Woodstock,
tina, we are now really glad that the
time for SAYING naughty words about
our side walks is past, and notwith
standing the fact that the work is not
yet completed, we can say now that
Woodstock has excellent sidewalks,
and probably better than any town in
the Valley. The squares will be
smoothly paved with brick from one
end to the other, and brick crossings
will be made wherever practicable
The walk TO the depot is so COED thai
il makes even the strangers feel sad
when he compares the side walk with
the rough accommodations Of the Rail
road Station. But we have the assur.
ance that there will soon be change
for the better.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
MARRIED.

Al ouicisburR, shen. co. on the 9th Of Nov. by
Rev n, w. KinEsr, VIM. Grandstsf and Matte
4. Nen, 10th Of Shenandoah county.
At the Lutheran parsonage, by Rsv.hr. Bushone
Nov. 18th. Mr.. N. L. Conman aud Mas Anna y
Barton both OF this county.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

The change Of schedule brings our
Richmond mail about FIVE hours sooner
than we have been receiving it here
tofore.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

The Rev.. p. Hagan Of the Calho-
he Church will hold divine service 10
Burners Hall, Sunday Nov. 9th at
lO4 A. N. The public are cordially
invited TO attend.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

There has been a brisk trade IN
walnut lumber 10 this county for several
months. Much Of it is shipped 10 the
log.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

CARIsTNAs.-Mr. n. B. Sshnitt IS
now in Baltimore, selecting Christmas
goods. He Intends to surprise the
nativOs and all the children. Look out
for him. He will have regular Santa
Clause depot, filed with good things.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

The colored school at Woodstock has
not yet opened. Cause, no teacher.
Will not some well qualified cOlored
teacher apply for the place?
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

DR.. William II. Miller, Of Luray.
Page county. Va, died at his home last
week. He was a well-known and
highly esteemed physician.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

Smallpox is beginning TO take an
alarming shape in Baltimore, and every
precaution is being taken to stop the
plague.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

NOTICE To ALL WHOM 1T NAY Con.
CERN!-All persons, who are indebted
to DR.. D. W. Prescott for Phosphate
bough. of Lorentz & Ritter; must SET
tie up their accounts on or before the
oath Of this month. Office, Burner
Block, second floor.
w. l.. BoRUM, Agt.
InrnnfZ & Ritter.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

DR.. Irwln's new brick building, on
the corner, is progressing rapidly. lie
h as named the hall "Muhlenburg Hall"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
DIED

Mr.. Alfred NJ nler, d,sd 1t his home near New
Markes Depot, Oh Saturday Nov. sih 1851; aged
about So years.
Near Moor's store Shan. 90. on Nov. 9Th 1881
Mary z. Kerlin, wife Of VIM. KARIN, decd, see<
30 years, mos aud days
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

The cheapest and best line Of shoes
in town att. W. Martins.
A lot Of odd sizes in childrens button
shoes will be closed out at first cost by
j w. Martin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

Bulchering has commenced. Many
OF oul citizens are killing their hogs
early, on account OF the scarcity o.
corn.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

Episcopal services 10 the Court House
the 4lh Sunday, Nov, 9th, at IL O'Clock
A, NJ. and O'Clock z. NJ.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

A good yearliug colt, for sale low.
For further information apply at the
HERALD office.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

There will be religious services in the
Lutheran Church, Thanksgiving day,
24lh at 10 O'Clock, A. II.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

Mr. w. NJ. Furr presented us tur'
nip Weighing 69 pounds. He raised q
hue crop 10 spite Of the dry season.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

Engineers are engaged in laying of
the work on the Valley railroad pre- r.
paratory to the beginning Of operations
by The various contractors.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
IN "WlNE OF CARDUl."

BY B. SCHMITT.
Gents Undershirts from 45c. apiece
TO al.5O apiece at J. W. Martins.
Call en- B. ScLmiIt for hest spiceF'
raisins, currents. *.
The biggest lot o: queensware al
Rock Bottom prices, At +. ". Martin s.
Fresh raisins, currents. enron &c. as
cheap as possible at Il. Schmitt's.
IN Geuts and Ladies fancy aud plain
neckwear, YOU cannot ind greater
variety than att. W. Martins.
NOTICE.-I desire TO purchase for a
New Yoik firm confederate bonds. They
must he coupon bonds with all the cOu-
PODS maturing in 1865 attached, Except
the one 0; January 1861
A. G., WYNKooP.
Nov. ?, If.
The highest market prices paid Tor
trade, and all kinds OF trade taken III
exchange for goods byJ. ". Martin.
Childreus' and Misses all wool hose
from l2f 10 25c. Mems wool hose from
% 10 $50. Ladies nubies so and 9Oc-
Bows comforts 25c. Mems do sos. Mems
cloth gloves SOC. dog skin GOO. A jot
lot of childs' daik cotton hose from 10 tc
l5c. at Richey's, one price cash store
CRYSTAL Palace. Mems medlcated rec
aanuel under shirts and drawers S2O(
apiece. Il
All the latest ST. les Of hats ami cap
for sale by j. ". Martin.
"EreryJOdy ought 10 knOr il, particular
~ all those suffering with consumpiiv
couqhs. nervousness. sleeplessness &c
for assure you 1 owe my life TO th
Rock & Rye with Bromide Com.
coughed DAY and night, did not know
shat it was to have a good nights sleep
was nervous, weak aud emHtated al
now. leok at me, l am new man.
Thus said one who had been suierin
for better than two years. Wagner
Rock s. Rye with bromide Compoun
did
The cold weather causes printers III
to become very stiff. Will no. oil
friends send rs some good wood,
once
Headquarters for Diamond Shirt
laundried and unlauudried still at {
w. Martins.
Stop 1t Wagner's Rock 4 Rye Con
pound will stop the worst kind OF cous
25 or 50 cts. will buy you a bottie
test its virtues. B. Schmitt sells il al
will supply Dealers and Store Keepe
at Wholesale prices.
HOLIDAY GoODS.-In spite OF ha
times, the people will have hold
soods, and they intend TO buy the
where they can get the best at t
lowest prices. The HERALD "
tell you where these places are. Lo
oat for announcements Of cheap goo
aud 20 to see the gentlemen who e
tend cordial invitations through /
columns Of lbe HERALD.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
CUTICURA.

The Cuticura treatment, for the cure of Skin
Scalp and Blood Diseases, consists In the interna
use Of Cuticurs Resolvent, the new Blood Purifier
and tho external use Of Cuticnra and CHticurs
Soap. the Great Skin Cures. Price OF Cuucura
small boxes boc.: large boxes sl.Oo. Cuticurs
Resolvent. LOO per bottle. Cuticura Soap 2oc.
Cuticura Shaving Soap Ice.
DEPOT, WEEKS 4 POTTER. Boston, Mass
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

Ii yeu want good job work, at a low
price, send your orders 10 the HERALD
Office. All orders promptly filed.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
SWINE OF CARDUl0
cheeks and clear compleIiOns.

CHEEKS and Gear CVWpIVAIVIIS'
By B. SCHMI1T.
ANY Patent Medicine Advertised IN
this paper can be had OF B. Schmltt al
the regular price. June l-
To every purchaser Of + lbs. board
Of Hesllh" coAee is given beauIilu'
crystal set OF pieces BY J, W. Martin
Medicattd Flanuel Undershlris sl.Io
apiece at Jno. W. Martins.
What every one says must be true, that
D.. Sellers Cough Syrup has no equal Tor
souebs and colds. Try it Price 25c
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
SCROFCLA SORE.

Rev. DR.. IN detailing his experiences
With the CUIIcURA RENEDlEs, said that through
Divine Providence one OF his psrishioners was
cured Of scTofulous sore, which was slowly
draining away his life. by the CUiIcURA REsoL.
vent internally, and CUTIcUnA and CUTIcURA
SOAP externally. The poison that had fed the
disease WAS completely driven ouy.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

If YOU want TO laugh $50 times IN
$50 minutes see the White Combina =
ton.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

One third Of the purchase money will be rec
quirsd.en day Of sale, and the residue two equal
payments, from day Of sale, lien will DO retained
on the property to secure the deferred payments.
Nov. 2-tds. JNO. w. STROSNIDER.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
HOUSE AND LOT

situated in the town Of Strasburg, upon which
now reside. containing atous "a acres, With
good stables, spring house, well Of excellent water
IN tho yard, and some nne fruit trees, also house
ard LOT adjoining the above and within q distance
Of 90 Yards Of b & q. t. r. depot. This proper ,
IN Valuable for lnlel rnrposts. Aiso ono ont lot
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
RCZEMA

Sixteen months since an eruption broke out on
my leg and both feet which turned out to be Ec-
zena, and caused me great pain and annoyance.
tried various remedies with no good results,
until used the CUrIcURE REsoLyEST internally
and CUTIcURA and CUTIcURA Soar externally.
which entirely cured me so that my akin Is as
smooth and natural ever.
JTS. ". FRAILEY. ca South st. Baltimore.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

SIXTIETH YEAR, .....
with a sheet four Domestic News; with vigorous
full ofFore'..,n matters Of religious and seculsr
EGlioriais WA carefully edited Departments for
nbIAten. Sabbath school Teachers, Farmers and
pusjress Men, with eight active Editors, an I'M
1yailed staff Of Foreign Correspondents, and paid
writer's ana Contributors in every part OF the
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

The wheat is looking we'll this sea-
son. better than usual.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
White December LIST.

The weather prophet tells us. we
will have snow
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
CONTAINING Gle ACRES,
TERMS OF SALE:

lying on Mad Lane, abou; ID mile east of strss-
burg. Sale 10 commence at 10 o'clock - N. IN
front o Zea Crawfard 4 COS store.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
PlANOFORTES.
u gMPoRTANT!II-A

1911 enthusiastically understood that l am prepsr>
ed 10 offer 70 the public greater inducementsto buy
PIkEOf0RTES FOR HOLIDAY PRESENTS th2a ever esaIs
Why buyGrand, Square and Upright Pianos andpay
manufacturers such enormous profits Before you
at once for valuable information Tricksofthe trade
Where the cost comes in how a SSo7 20 Piano eos.
$1,000 through agents-profits OF from goo ~ 500
made on single sale 4 SlOO0 Piano sold 10
Tor $780, TO his neighbor the same Plano precisely
for 500 10 neither for 500. Is this jnsfY Ihavo
ono price 70 agents, sales are made direct, my cat
aloSyo has roiict.tious prices-eEE TzI.E 70 ALL
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

WOOD WANTED at the HERALD
Office. Please bring It in at once.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
Masonic Notice,

Cassia Lodge, No. l42, F. a. NJ.
meets in Masonic Hall, Woodstock,
the last Monday night Of each month.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

Having purchased firm nesr Mt. Olive and
intending - move uDou it, viii offer at public
auction On
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER, 25th 1881,
the following valuable property, viz: One lot
CONTAINING l.. acres Of lend, situated about
one mile north Of Strasbufs, upon which there ia
good log dwelling, l2 stories, 1872 feet, with
four rooms. good stable, cstern, and Al orchard
Il excellent fruit trees. One -
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

REMIT ty horcr Orler Express REPAID.
Bank praft "; Registered Letter.. Money
~ represented. ff~Corte Z. Wasu.I xton
eeN Jersey ara see fscfnrF. acres ~
suacs -Ithn y liz OF ci.dlrs q an select IA
, rsc" tlsg.-aE ---i.ss fgg fisitns= G95--
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
SWINE OF CARDUl" for Ladies only.
by B. SCHMITT.
aI1eO bel yeaE can be ess.Iy mad

$3.50 per year can be easily made
at home working for f. &. Rideout Y
Co.. 10 Garcia, Street, New York
send Tor Their catalogue Tor iull Parlicu-
lars.
CA7AnRnAl Po.sOx.-Catasrh POisons the
z cous membrane, pOisons the blood and
vital auid.. poisors the lungs, liver and
kidnevs From simple cold to the ro'nng
sloushing and death Of the senses Of SMELL
taste and hearing, Sanford's Radical cure for
Ca,arrh is supreme. Complete treatment
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

- Don't forget to avail yourself OF lou
splendid chance Of getting nice crystal
sett fee by buying 4 lbs. frs; class
coffee 1t J. W. Martins.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

Death 10 rats and yermin. Parsons Tx
termination
Ready made clOlhng, Oyercoats' &c.
'yr sale by J. ". Martin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23

0|ETEtEtH~ UT3ln ln2t does not tOu'
tain an Octave Coupler. = stop ~tiel
OF my organs have IL. This orSan 10 tn
unph u .he Orran Builders art. ItlA verJ
beautiful IN appearance. being exacuJ
Ike the above cut. The ease Of solid wal
mt rrofuseiy OTnaIncnted with haud cary
ing aud sSpsnsiye fancy vsneers. The mu-
SIC pocket ie II tie most beautiful desiyI
extant. I. has SIZE bcst rubber Upright Rel
poiished metal pedals. and handles. etc.
etc IL - deserving Il pi.e. IN the mil lion
olr-'s p2rioE AMI would omJment he bou'
DOR II > princess.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-11-23
DUBLIC SALE

Oct. TT.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-12-17
Mothers. Mothers. Mothers +!

Mothers. Mothers, Mothers
Are you disturbed ut night and broken
Of your rest by q eick child suffering
and crying with the excruciatiug pain
of QUITTING teeths If 20, 90 at once and
get a bottle Of Mrs. WlNsLOw's eoOTH-
ING SYRUP. 1t will relieve the poor
little sufferer immediately-depend upon
it; there is no mistake about 1t. There
is not q mother on earth who has ever
used it, who will not tell you At once
that it will regulate the bowels and give
rest to the mother, and relief and health
to tho child, operating liks magic. II
il perfectly safe to use in all cases, and
pleasant to the taste, and Is the pre-
scription % one of the Oldest and best
female physicians and nurses in the
United States. Sold everywhere. 2,
cents 2 bottle. [nsly
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-12-17

It was bis first letter home fiom board.
ing school, and it read az follows:
DEAR FArHER--I write you before !
write ma becoz l know you like to see
mn mad. think l will get along with
my lessons first-rate. The garden here
is full of chickens, which makes the
walking bad. In history Ive gotas far
az Alexander tho Great. He carried y
sword to cut knots with. There is an
apple orchard half u mile OF. Tho boys
play ball in it; after that there amt
much apples. The minister's son was
licked this morning for going fishing
on Sunday. He caught lots of fish, and
says he is going again next Sunday. l
like tho minister's boy good deal.
Send me some marbles AZ soon o. yOn
can, also jack knife and top. Two
Of us boys left piece OF wet soap at
the bead Of the stairs just before day
break, and by the time the cook got to
the bottom she WAS too sick toget break
fast. We have prayers regular every
day, and tho teacher reads out Of tho BIZ
ble but I don't think It's ~ bully as
playing tag in hay loft.
From your afectionate son, SAMUEL.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-12-17

Fancy Family FLOUR
Finest qnality, Now PROCESS or Patent Flour
--one.halt barrels Manufacture Of Gsoree
Plants 4 Co., Of Saint Louis now tn stock q
store Of JOSHUA BEAL.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-12-17
4 sssne .ss o. 80 Rssis4ss.
cherryyil,s fKaa.l. llsbs.

,;.4l.. ..,,,rr...., +c.,L rl,ca q th;.
c,tv not long since which. II properly
written ~. would make rood fiud for
some Of the picture persdicals. RaceDt-
" two young men, living not many
miles from the metropolis, concluded,
.'rather than bear the ills they had" to
.stly to Others that they knew not off,
that ID, they called upon our corpulsnt
dispenser Of unalloyed felicity, tho Judge
Of probate, to have tied couple Of mar
itsl knots. The Judge tied; tied them
tighter, / imagine, than proysrbial Rich
ards sombrsro baud was ever tied. AZ
ter tho splicing operation wan conclu-
ded and the usual fees paid, tho hsppy
qnsrtot repSirsd tos neighboripe het1l,
and registered about % follows:
John Smith aud wife, room g."
Jonn Jones auu WIS, 1oo'" ~.
After m elegant rspSyt, the newly
d
'ns"o oeno"'c's c""o'"uel 70 'seo IN VAC
'oWh' Lucy S'o''ou az WIG P'"0c0 " A''0
TWO young men "Agus nnu anoso'nen'i
got Q prescription, ana 'lkewise . Dot
tie or two OF Sea foam, played African
billiards 1T George Sasseens LOT al hour,
and returned to the hotel promptly at
9:3o' ~ tho meantime tnore n'sd oeeti
change OF clerks, the DAY clerk having
gone on duty ana the night secretary
having taken his place. The latter IS a
very polite individual, bnt was not ac-
qnainted with messrs. Jones and Smith.
He informed them that their wives hsd
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-12-17


At q resent banquet IN Chicago, one
toast was ~ follows: "Woman--with
ont her, man Is y brute" The toast
master read it ny follows: "Womsr
without her man, is brute" Tbs
Joke Of it was that the man who WAS t.
respond TO the toast had supposed the
former reading Of 1t was correct, Nnd
had prepared . speech oomplimeDtme
women, bat when he heard tho toast 81
read, he pocketsd his written speech and
made an impromptu speech in which ht
glorifsd nan " Ill that Wa angelic
and showed what great influence they
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Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-12-17

!. Tobacco, Tobacco!
have 10 store the largest stock Of Tsbeeee
70 10 found in this city; different grsdea Desa
ers win 6nd Il 70 thsir interest 70 examine sane
before purchAsing elsewhere.