Daily Republican., 1881-05-10
RREVITIES,
Sun rises at 40. Sun sets 7.O9.

Sun rises at 40. ........ Sun sets 7.O9.
Tapestry. wool and velvet maUS 99c. store.
Parker cupping and leeching, l03 E. I'd st
A lazy coOk-One that "fritters" away he
| time
Stands to reasOn-A debater who won't 81
down.
Can temperance lecturers be said to bC
water SpOuterS
A circular saw is said to have an oh-hant
way about it.
| Great bargains in tlOurat W. 5. Townsend 5,
| Sixth and 1atnall streets.
| For good cigar go to Nichols, Sl3 Market
street, first class Pool table in rear.
Awnings of superior quality, at the low est
market rates, at John Willie's, 404 Market ST.
| Call on A. Chambers for your tin and ia
panned ware, 220 King street.
For tirst-cass mems furnishing goods al
low prices go to Coles, 2O2 Market street.
A most ha-czar-dous pOsition-IBeng EN-
porOr of Russia.
If a man would take care ofhis health HI
| must take air.
The man who ''took it for granted. found i
| something else.
The best way to circulate story is to try tt
| keep 1t Il secret.
Best Sl.OO shirt in the clty. Inc "DlamOnu
! at Coles. 202 Market street.
Families can be supplied with the best
| -four at TOwnsend's', 9th and Tatnall streets
The place for fine American Gold watches
is Ii East Fourth street.
Ifyou want good tin roof on your house
go to A. Chambers, go King street.
Great bargains in tiourat W. S. Townsends,
Sixth and latnall streets.
When are soldiers like good flannel? When
they don't shrink.
Venison is said to be very plentiful this
year, and yet it Is deer.
Man chases an empty bubble because full
one will not fly from him.
Why is a bad song like false argument
Because it's an absurd-ditty.
Sunday is the strongest day Of the week.
The rest are all week days.
Breeches of trust are not as often made by a
tailor as by his customers.
A disagreeable young man-One whose
idea offun differs from yours.
What is the relationship between bubble
and bruse? They both come of blow.
Why is the sun, after disappearing in the
west, like soft feathers? Because it's down.
1t is sad but true that man whe once be
comes deaf seldom enjoys happy hear-atter
The largest and best assortment of picture
| frames can be found at q. X. Baugh, 5O7
Shipley street.
Go to A. Chambers for your house furnish
ing goods at the lowest cash prices, 22o King
| street.
For good pair of crystal spectacles call on
Prof Charles Italie, private residence 27
Market street.
Dr. Browns Tonic can be bought from the
agent, at the United States Hotel for two
days.
Ifyou want to see crowd go to Harry Got
walls parlors, S12 Market street;his ice cream
is fine and the people will have it,
Why is noisy tumult like boatman row.
ing ag gainst the current? Because it is an up
roar (up rower).
The cheapest place in the city to buy
woven wire and other spring beds is at Wood
wards, Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Why are pianos the noblest of manufactur-
ed articles? Because they are upright, grand
and square.
"You have very striking countenance,'
as the man said to the elephant when he hit
him over the back with his trunk.
GALL AND EXAMINE THE IMPROVED COR
RUGATED CONE BOTTOM WATER COOLERS, ALSO
A FULL ASSORTMENT OF ICE CREAM FREEzERs
AT H. +. PICKELs, 7 and EAST 4TH STREET.
These policemen are lucker than the au-
thsrs The author has to cudgel his own
brains for living, while the policeman eud-
gels other folks,