, 1881-07-03
LOCAL ITEMS.

n 1hr shou]d the spirit of mortal be proud
When the small boys aoroao aou als oompsae1t
cracks loud,
And thc main. honest citizen all unconscious
has sat
iii, the crackers explode In his coatails and hat
At the request Of numerous patrons the
nonular Bpard of Trade Lunch Room, 119
ontj 121 La Sale street (room formerly occu-
MED by the Open Boartl), will serve break
fnst fro1n C:30 to II 4. III. and supper from 4
toSu. Ill.,. on and after Wednesday next.
}oard OF Trade and insurance men will find
M brtter place to take their meals than this
popular restaurant.
The Common Sense Lunch Room, corner
of State and Randolph streets, Central Music
Hall Building, still mnintalns the lead for
cleanliness, good fare, and prompt attention,
h,sides the guests are kept cool and comfort
,he even during the hottest weather by the
system Of improved steam rentiiating fans.
"'rhe heat is too much. l AIN going to
1oo1, far n cooler place" was the word left
by b a late suicide regarding his destination.
Mr.. W. 4. Prior, of the firm of Brown &
Prior, sailed the I'd lust. by the steamer
Partisan from QuebG;ce tor t, az EXTENSIVE l. tour
curing the most choice productions of for
cign manufacturers for the coming season.
The following advertisement appeared in
a New York daily recently, and was an
swered by about 800 ynlll!g men: "Walted,
experienced hands on ladies' waists" ."-NelU
had evidently mistaken their calling aud
waist-cd their tinc-Cnmbridgc Tribune
They certainly did i'll failing to get their
hands all the way round.
4 great many boys and girls have entered
H. B. Dryant's Chicago Business College for
the special course arranged tor the scholars
Of public and private schools. July s is the
time to begin.
III 4 yurl was frisKy he goat.
The boy on tho fence didn't know it.
The boy got 4 scare.
Ills pnntS got Il tear.
And his mother, she had to sew 1t.
Wehe, :;zi1 West Madison street, is going out
of business. Ills shoes arc selling rapidly.
not surprising, when Il $3.50 Cushman Il
Blossom kid shoe sells for S.'N
Gen. Ben. Buffers acccssons to his toilet
an inlne1sc alligator tuotf, ninunted IN gold,
susuended from his watch-cIan. On his
coat two rosebuds, one white ;nsa the other
rrtl. The next thing will be Il shin@le-nail
doing duty lis a suspendcr button.
Get your photograph taken OH the Fourth.
Ahlbcrll will be open all day. SIS West Mad-
is0n street.
The Waterloo Observer asserts TINT we
"neyer saw Il winter tramp" Possibly; but
we've seen spring Afarcli.-Puc1;. We've
seen a May y.-Cambridgc Tribune. We
have seen the June races.
The finest and best place for picnic Is
lIcmmrici, Park. Washington Heights. For
date and terms apply ut $40 State street.
II believe III railroads" said Mr.. Ely,
President of the New York Farmers Club,
''eyen il they have Jay Gould ut tile head,
Vanderbilt III the middle, and the Old Nick at
the tail cnd'' And lie might have added,
the Times editnr travelling ''endhead and
hnb-nobbing with the three Il: Ill.
Cooper, the halter, III Clark street, has re-
duccd prices OIL I'LL summer goods.
Cl.rgy,nan-Your mistake was quite natu-
raj, bur ' 't;lk.a&he cake" Is merely local eX-
preston, and 1fhcs not mean that the young
nun who was such all excellent dancer gam
b!etl for cake.
In Baltimore n fine Of 500 Is imposed for
every ontll used. What 4 collection could be
taken Up ut Madison street bridge most any
evening at i O'Clock.