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Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-02

Ice CREAM.-We are now prepared to fur
nlsh ICE CREAM on short notice. Orders
left at Kirbry's daug store or with driver Of
our milk wagon, will receive prompt atten-
ton. Price 81 ID cents per quart. W.
III. ELSBREE.
Ii. WILCOX.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-02

NJ. c.. MERCUR, of Towanda, on Saturday
last, hired one of JOS. LYMAN'S Sorrell team
to go to Glenwood. Upon arriving, the
horse was taken sick, and two hours and a
half thereafter, died. The dead horse has
been a valuable one and Mr.. LYMAN has re-
fused two hundred dollars for him. TounkGn-
mock ,HdndQrd.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-02

IMPORTANT TO TRAvELER5.-,SpeciaL M
TON ROUTE. 1t will pay you to read their
advertisement to be found elsewhere in this
issue.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-02
Powell 4 Go.

have just opened a very LARGE
AND COMPLETE STOCK of
Ladies' Gloves, Hosiery, Lace
Ties, Fans, Ruchings, Spanish
Laces, French Laces, &c. Their
notion and fancy goods depart
ment is now unusually full and
complete, with all the new things
in the market. The stock of
PARASOLS and SUN UNI
BRELLAS is very large, and
prices very low. Silk Fringes,
Girdles, Passamentries, Dress
Buttons, a large assortment just
received.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-02

NOTICE.-There will be a strawberry and
ice cream festival at the Good Templars Hall
in North Towanda, on Saturday evening July
ID, 1881. All are cordially invited to attend
and help on good cause.
BY order of Committee.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-02

Monday being legal holiday the Post Office
will only be open from 80 to 9 a. m. and
II 80 to 12 80 and ) 80 to 6 80 p. N.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-02
y R. A. E, DURH'S
HOMEOPATHIC
E. .N'G s " Eg u ED.

This remedy is something new, both to name
and composition. This is of the wonders of the
world. This Syrup, l claim, is better and more
effective than any other offered to the ople of
America any other country, and what l say OF
this 1 prove, This Syrup, like the Pills, is
harmless and safe. 1t contains no opium or other
narcotic poison, like the most Syrup and is not dis
agreeable to take. Any child will take it. And it
will cure any and all inlammations arising from
Cold. 1t is superior to all others in every respect
and especially for the following reasons;
1st. 1t will cure Group every time.
I'd. 1t will cure Inflammation of the Lungs.
Sd. 1t will cure Quinsy.
4th 1t will cure Whooping Cough
5th 1t will cure Bronchitis.
9th 1t will cure Hoarseness.
9TH 1t will cure Sore Throat.
Sh 1t will cure any Cold.
9th 1t will cure Congestion of the Lungs.
10th 1t will cure any Cough.
1lth 1t will cure Scarlet Fever.
18th 1t is the best remedv that any, one can take
for Consumption, and if taken in the first stage
viii guarantee cure.
18th 1t is perfectly safe for all ages as there is
nothing in its composition that can harm child
A. E. BURR
For sale by CLARK B. PORTER.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-02

We are authorized to announce that there
Will be shooting on the Range on the other
side of the river. below the lock, on Monday
forenoon, July 4th. at Il Bulls-Eye target, un-
der the supervision of the officers of the To-
wanda Rifle Club. The prize match will be
called at 80 p. M, and all who expect to
compete must be on hand at that time. This
match is open to all, and we hope the Club
will be able to raise sufficient funds by its 4th
of July shoot to fix up its range.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-02

A pleasant room suitable for the accomoda-
ton Of two persons, together with board, at
+. McIntyre's boarding house. 1w.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-02

The Governor has signed the following act
in regard to trespassing upon farmers gar
dens etc., which was passed by the State Leg
isature the 9th ult. 1t Supercedes other inn
perfect laws upon the subject. 1t will doubt
less meet the approval of every good citizen,
whether he is a property-holder or not
SECTION THAT any person or persons
who Shall Wifuily ent0r or break down,
through or over any field, orchard, garden,
or yard fence, hot bed or greenhouse, or who
shall wrongfully club, stone, cut, break,
bark, or otherwise mutilate or damage any
field, crop, nut, fruit or ornamental tree,
shrub, bush, plant or vine trelliS, arbor, hot
bed, hot or greenhouse, or who shall trampe
or III anyWlse mJure any gram, grass, vines,
vegetables, or other growing crop, or who
shall willfully take or carry away amy grain,
corn, rye, wheat, or other field crop, fruit,
vegetables, plants, fruit or ornamental trees,
vines OF shrubs, whether the same be attach
ed to the soil or not, shall subject such pers Oh
to a penalty of not less than five or more
than fifty dollars for each and every offence
SECTION 2.-Any justice of the peace or
alderman, upon information or complaint
made to him by the affidavit of one or more
persons of the violation of said act by any
person or persons, shall issue his warrant,
directed to any constable or police officer, to
cause such person or persons to be arrested
and brought before the justice or alderman,
who shall hear and determine the quit or nno-
cence of such person or persons so charged,
and if convicted of said offence or offences,
shall be sentenced to pay the said penalty ~
foresaid attached to said violations, with
costs, one half to go to the party or parties
injured to pay for damages sustained, and the
remaining one-half to the school fund of the
district in which said offence was committed,
PrOUided, That the defendent or defendants,
on refusing to pay at once said penalty, shall
be committed to the common jail of said coun-
ty for period of of not less than one day for
each dollar of penalty imposed, unless the
defendant or defendants enter into recogni-
zance with good security to answer said COM
plant on charge of misdemeanor before the
quarter sessions of the peace of the county in
which the offence is committed, which court,
on conviction of the offence so charged and
failure to pay the penalty imposed by this
act with costs, shall commit said defendant
or defendants to the common jail of the coun-
ty for a period of not less than one day for
each dollar of penalty imposed.
SECTION All acts or parts of acts here
tofore passed and inconsistent herewith are
repeated,
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-02

Don't fail to go to JOIN SULLIvAN's, on
Bridge street, for the best five cent cegar.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-07-02
Mails arrive and depart at the Towanda Post-ofIice

Mails arrive and depart at the Towanda Postoflice
as follows:
ARRIVE DEPART
90 A.M Phila n, Y and East States PM 45
9 30 ...Dushore, Bernice, Laporte, &c.,. 40
10 15 .........L. V. way mail North ........ 45
II 90 New Era, sc. Tues, Thurs. and Sat. l 90
II 90 Asylum &c. Mon, Wed. and Fri. 90
IL 90 ........... .Sheshcquin, &c.........A II 90
l 90 PM ....Troy, Burlington, &c.. A.M 10 90
2 40 ...Closed mail from Erie < n C.R.R's... 45
90 ........ Canton, Monroeton, &c....... 90
80 .........L. V. way mail South. 80
l 90 ......LeRaysville Rome, &c...P.M 90
6 80 ...... Barclay. / 90
10 40 Erie west of Elmira. 80
Office open from 7 90 A. NJ. to I As p. M.
Money order Office open from s :00 to : 90 p. NJ.
Office open Sunday from 9 90 to 10 90 A. NJ.
II. POWELL, Z. NJ.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-07
TIE GRASS HOPPER.

Grasshopper, grasshopper, dressed all in
green,
And scarlet and copper and ultamarino,
You're the gayest grasshower that ever I've
seen,
Where are you going to? Where have you
been?
Did the hot sun from dew-d drop create you?
Is there a brillanter bedg 10 mate you?
is nature pledged with her last sou to fete
you?
Does all the JOY in the world await you?
0 king of creation Small bridegroom of
June!
o white spark thrown off from the white heat
of noon!
Musician who finds the whole world it tune!
Dry drinker, good fellow, pray grant me a
Tell me, if 1 in the fields were to live, now,
To leap over leaves and 'mong lilies to dive,
now,
To revel, and take some young girl to wive,
now,
And give up all thought how to study and
strive, now,
SUIT lie in the grass on the brink of the river,
Singing,-wOuld such fine life last forever,
Would summer meier go, would l meier have
to SILVER
In winters cold blasts for my lack of endeavor!
What? You say that the summer is not YET
a-going-
That you do not feel winters breath YET
ALLOWING;
That roses can only be supped while they're
growing,
That in harvest tits better be reaping thar
sowing
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-07
THE LATE MAIDEN.
BY WADE wHIPPLE,

BY WADE wHIPPLE.
There was little maiden
Along the walk paradin'
With ruddy, ruby feather in her hat, hat, hat;
She was sort of captivating,
Tho her corpus wasn't mating
With the rGley policy samples that are fat, TAT,
fat.
A-nipplng at the grasses
That adorned the public passes,
Was a surly, burly specimen of kline, kline,
kline;
His eye was operative
OF the twinkle that is native,
To the naughty, naughty cattle masculine,
line, line.
The maiden and her bonnet
With the gorv gear upon it,
Kept going, knowing nothing of the risk,
risk, risk;
Till the critter caught the glitter
Of the feather, and he hit her
In lumpy, thumpy manner that was brisk,
brisk, brisk.
There isn't any maiden
Now along the walk paradin'
But an airy, fairy something in the sky, sky
sky;
Just whittier she is going,
Why there isn't any knowing,
But the bully fully knows the reason why
why, why.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-07
4 Quiet BOardi ng-HOuse.

81 have come to answer your advertise
ment for boarders,' said nervous ole
lady to pert miss of thirteen, as the lat.
ter showed her into a parlor with all the
comforts of a home establishment, on
Henry street. "But won't come in un-
less your house is perfectly quiet. 1 be.
| lieve l hear some one up stairs, now
shouting"
''That's only young lawyer, practis-
ing case. You'll get used to him. No
body liked it at first, but we've all got
| used to it and don't mind him now. Got
any children? We don't take children,
because our babies fight with them SO
much"
"No, 1 haven't. Who's that yelling in
| the next room?''
"That's the landlord trying to collect
the rent. You know pa is very deaf, and
you've got to yell at him. You'll have
to pay in advance if you come here"
"Good gracious, what's that?" ejacu-
lated the old lady, as furious din swept
through the lower regions.
81 guess the cook is driving grandma
out of the kitchen with the clothes pole.
She often does that Have you got much
baggage?"
"Sakes alive! Somebody is being MUIR
dered up stairs Who is it?''
s'Oh, that's a literary fellow on the
top floor. Whenever he writes anything
he squeals like pig. But he generally
writes at night, so you needn't pay any
attention to him.
"What are your terms? Good heavens,
tn e roof has fallen in''
ono, it hasn't; that's a college profess
sor, and that's the way he goes up and
down stairs; if you listen you may hear
him break his neck. Can you give any
references? Anybody know your
Certainly; if-was that the report of a
gun?'
81 guess so. My cousin has got prai-
RE down in the cellar, where he hunts
Indians and bears and things. Some
times he's road-agent, and then he robs
US on the stairs. We always allow for
it in the board and so it cvens up. Got
any money of your owni'
"Never mind whether | have or not. l
don't think want room here, anyway
Let me out, please"
"Couldn't let you have one, anyhow"
retorted miss, preparing to slide down
the balustrade. "There's only one emp
ty now, and that is too high priced for
you; besides, you don't wear very good
clothes, and we prefer not to have you
around" And down the slide she went
with a whizz, while the old lady battered
off after another home-like and quiet
boarding house.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-07

The late Emperor of Russia, when a
child, was well beloved by the people. A
correspondent writes thus: "When In
Russia, in 1885, he was a handsome little
boy, and used to walk the streets of st.
Petersburg, with a guard or two, the
people following in crowds and trying to
kiss the hem of his garments. | have
peasants run before him and PROSTATE
themselves on the pavement, so that he
had to step on one side for fear of tramp
ling on them"
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-03-04
THE DEMOCRATIC LEGISLATURE.

At midnight last night the Legislature was
gathered to its fathers. A few months ago
the Democratic newspapers sounded in every
issue the commencing of the big reform
boom. They in the assembling Of q
Bourbon body Of representatives panacea
for all the ills which the State complained of.
The monopoles were to be attended to, the
taxpayers relieved, and ell railroads in the
State were to be regulated by set of Demo-
cratic LEGISLATORS whose back bones were stiff
as telegraph poles. Looking back on what
has been done during the past eight weeks,
there is little if anything in which the tax
payers can find any consolation. The body
lust adjourned, however, filled all expected
requirements. 1t elected Col. Fair to the
U. 5. Senate, and released him from his back
tax penalties. Nearly all the relief bills have
been allowed, and each county with pet
scheme managed to get it through In the
next cam paign the Democracy will have very
little material for the manufacture of stage
thunder.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-03-04
LEE.
RIO ALL WHOM IT Kay

ITO ALL WHOM IT Kay CONCERN:
! Notice is hereby given that Georae Denton Cardew
is longer director Of the Isabelle Gold and Silver
Mining Company, of London, England, and that any
power of which he may have had from said
py invalid for TIE forth in the follow
ing resolutions:
l. Resolved That the power of attorney given to Mr.
Gee. Benton Gsriew the Path of last not
duly authorized and the seal of the any affixed
thereto witho the authority Of daily constituted board
cf directors, the directors of the company hereby re-
udiate all acts ard things DONE to be done by
Mr. c. D. Csrdew, under By virtue ef such power OF
attorney and that by Of caution the directors OF the
do resci1d the sad power Of attorney but with
in way nGng the validity such power Of
attorney and snch of attorney hereby rescindad
accordingly and that the solicitor of the company inform
Mr. G. D. Cardow of this resolution, AID request him to
return to the office OF the company the sail power OF
attorney.
2. Resl vsd That the solicitor do for ward copy OF
the last Tesopti Er. Lewis Chalmers the manager
fe mine, and nest him advertise in such Papers
California he may think 4ry, the sa resois-
ton tie purPort thereof ad also the fact of Mr. & D.
Cardew having resigned the oceof director OF the com
pany. BY order Of The Directors.
ml43w LEWIS CHALMERS, Manager.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-03-04

The newspaper men continue to call on
Garfield to make inquiries regarding his
Cabinent. A man who does not come with
list of names for Garfield's perusal, is we'll
received and promised postofice.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-03-04
THE MEDDLESOME BRITISH.

There is no county in the world prOuder OF
its army than England, and every Britisher
stoutIy maintains that no finer body of men
exists than the English solderv. Yet the
fact viii! not down that, in spite of all its dis
cipline, its picked men, and its perfect arma-
ment, i, is continually experiencing the most
disastrous defeats. The untuored and bar
barrie Zulu warriors fought Great Britain to a
stands,ill, and crushed a battalion, not many
months ago, with a slaughter that the Eng
Iish journals were unable to cover up. The
Dutchmen of the Transvaal now come to the
fore, and give the British morciess drub
birg, literally cutting the army 10 pieces, and
almost wiping it from the face of the earth.
It is held that the cause of this terrible de-
feat was Il blunder Of commanding officer,
who allowed the troops to get out OF ammunl-
ton At home the blunders of The campaign
are laid at the door Of the Ministry. I. Was =
blunder when the six hundred cDa:1e! ;:so
batteries at Baiakava, aud a b.i::.,isr when
the English charged up the slope eli Bunker
Hill. It Nigh. also be said that the whole
plan of England's campaigns blunders.
Is there any reason why the Queen should
send troops to Africa to be slaughtered, Sim
ply " hoep ep VIZ vi s'-d-'i'ii VI WV ''
In Great Britain the army is machine, not
SO much for beligerent purposes. as for petit
cal and social promotion. 1t is to give the
pampered scions OF English nobility a chance
to make living without work. Men enter
the army as aprofession, and suck the public
pap, year after year, in sloth and idieness.
The officers appear at public balls and re-
ceptons, and eat, pose, dance and dress at
the Government expense. Occasionally it is
necessary to do some fighting, and a lot of
kid glOved, corset-wased soldiers are sent
few thousand miles away to ''subdu" some
body. When it come to a matter Of genuine
blood and powder, the result is vastly ditferent
from dancing the laucers at Brighton Eng
land is constantly seeking unnecessary fights
and getting worsted.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-03-04

Stock buyers gathering considerable
consolation from the sharp advance in Mt.
Diablo. The lower levels have immensely
improved daring the past week, and the in
siders are gathering in all that is offered at
anv price,
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-03-04
A GOVERNOR WITH BACKBONE.

The veto Of the tax penalty bill last night
by Governor Einkead fell upon the friends
of the measure like q clap Of thunder from d
sunny sky. When the veto message was
read in the Senate chamber the news flew
about the Capitol in moment, a,ld the III
most excitement prevailed. Handshaking
and congrations Were general, land there was a
rush for the Governors room. The hearti-
ness with which all joined in the general re-
joicing showed plainly how hateful the meas
ure had been TO the people. The Democratic
campaign was mad, by Col Fair TO reach The
u. 5. Senate, and by this bill he expected to
put back in his pocket the money spent dur
ing the campaign. The lobbyists who worked
for the measure believed that they owned the
Governor, never dreaming for an instant thai
there was man in the State with sufficient
back bone to vindicate the law in the teeth OF
millions OF capital. The people, through
their Governor, have achieved decisive VIC
tory.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-03-04

The bill to recompi!e the laws of Nevada
will cost the Stale, for printing, some $4,000,
and is simply a job TO put money iii the peck
cts of trio OF lawyers. If these attorneys
want relief bill, let it be passed at once, and
save the State from the extra expense of
useless decomposition OF its laws.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-03-04
1 SITUATION WANTED.

WANTED, A SITUATION IN 4 PRIVATE FAM
w lily, Cook or n"usokeeper. No objection to
the country. Apply at this office la4
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-03-04

The Index employed shorthand reporter
to take down all the evidence in the State
PrintiDgDInvestigation, with the idea that it
would be so favorable as to be an excellent
thing to publish. Gentlemen, why don't
you publish the evidence?
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-03-04

Reno is about to try the experiment of a
third newspaper.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-03-04

It turns out that Alice Oates is not dead, but
younger sister.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-03-04

The Times calls the report on the State
printing frauds q ''vIndicatioE." We would
like to hear the opinion of D. E. Mccarthy,
one Of the experts who testified before the
Committee, on the bills put in evidence.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1881-06-10
All Sorts.

There are $3.50 languages.
Sara Bernhardt has married M. A.
Angelo, who travelled with her dur
ing her tour through America.
An English lady was exhibiting
her castor oil plant and was called
away. Her husband being asked
the name of the next plant said {;
''That is cod liver oil plant"
Iroquois, owned by Lorrillard
Bros, won the English Derby. He
is the first American horse that ever
won eve a place in this race. His
owners are said to have won nearly
100000.
The Persians have a novel way of
expediting the passage of criminals.
An offender was recently fired to
glory from the mouth of a cannon.
Some yankee is at the bottom of
all this.
The business of the late Frank
Leslie publishing house, which was
for some time in litigation, has been
transferred by the assignee to Mrs.
Frank Leslie. 1t is intended to ex-
tend the business of the house on a
more liberal scale than ever.
The will of Thomas A. Scott, late
president of the Pennsylvania rail
road, has been admitted to probate.
1t contains minute provisions for
the family and relatives but no pub
lie requests. Col. Scott made gifts
of cash to institutions he desired to
benefit before his death. The will
provides that no inventory or ac-
count of his estate shall be filed in
any public office.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1881-06-10

The Government has made an
arrangement with the Ohio and Mis-
sissippi railroad to transport such
of the North Carolina Cherokees as
desire to emigrate to the Indian
Territory, from London, Tennessee,
to Muskogee, |. T.
An exchange says that in Ottawa,
Kan, if a body meet a body and
wants a little rye, the two proceed
to a certain innocent looking room,
where they open a drawer in the wall
and on a slate found therein indi-
cate the character of the contraband
goods which they would like to sam
pie, at the same time depositing the
money thereon to pay the bill. The
drawer is hen closed and shortly
three raps indicate hat the spirits
are present, the drawer is at once in
spected and list liquid contents 81
lently and solemnly imbibed-and
the lads they smile at this when
drinking rock and rye.
A short time ago a young man
from Kansas came here, a distance
of 175 miles, to keep ranch on one of
the mail lines but on his way down
he saw. big waters and heard blood
curdling stories about the Indians.
The result was, he became intimi-
dated and made all haste to get to
Caldwell for safety, where, if reports
be true, he was robbed of $3.50. Yer
lily Caldwell is no place for inno-
cents.
Gambling, intemperance and the
carrying of deadly weapons are too
much INDUCED in by the youth of
this country. The trying times sue
ceeding the emigration to this coun-
try ought TO remind all of those who
are old enough to remember them
of the insecurity that life was plac-
ed in, and all old men in the coun-
try should counsel the young men
oftheir neighborhood to have moth
ing to do with the vices mentioned