Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-02-14
ALL SORTS.

There are some $4,000 more females than males in
Philadelphia, and yet some people wonder why some
girls marry bewlesgea men.
Dr., N. G: WH.nR,s PULxsxARr ELIXIR is warranted
tn,rasve the Group in thirty minutes To relieve a
common Cold Immediately: To relieve Asthma at
To all Coughs before liberation: To cure
Sore Throat: To Hoarseness of singers speak
ers: To always loosen Cough To the patient
to raise freely To always produce rest at night: To
give satisfaction to all who use it,
The heat of genuine affection can find no more
glowing expression than that of the Irishman who
said, Arrah. darln. wish was in Jail for steal
in ye" $500! .'ta.-s Hls
AN HONEST PREPARATIoN.-The world is so cram
med with swndles that really honest man or honest
thing is almost scarce robins in January. Yet
Mr.. j. H. Northrop. of Iansfngburg N. Y. formerly
captain Of the Troy police, says DR.. David Kennedys
"Favorite Remedy" Is"an honest preparation" And
the captain ought ssanow for the medicine curedlhim
OF Liver Complaint 1t is mean enough to cheat
well man, but to- aeat the sick and the suffering de-
serves short sniff and a long rope. Whatever sins
DR.. Kennedy may be guilty Of Misrepresentation of
his medicine not among them. Try it for One Dol
lar, or writs 10 the Doctor at Rondout, NY.
1t is vsay mean to ask a whose wife is shrew.
if it is aas enough for him. if it's scod enough for
him.
PRESIDENT HAYES recovered the full and absolute
ceatrOl of his spinal column by the prompt of the
great brain, blood and food known as Wyomoke
and he keeps it is the White House for daily use. 1t
produces rapid. thorough and permanent in all
nervous diseases. heart affections, brokendown con-
situations. etc. ST. sl.5o and So per bottle Sold by
all druggists.
The worst about kissing Pttsburg girl is that you
carry the marks Of coal dust about your and face
until you reach the nearest pump. 81. rat
| 1t must be true because every says "Kendalls
| SPAWN Cure"is the best thing known. Read the
| advertisement. ~ -1i ~
ut is a shame. husband. that have to sit here
mending your old clothes" Don't say word about
! it. wife; the least said. the soonest mended."
"Kendall's SPAWN Cure" is highly recommended by
| Prof. Williams the wonderful horse trainer. Read
| advertisement.
Are you the malcarrier ?" she asked of the Hiber
MAN postuan. ''Faith an do ye think Dim the fe
male carrier he asked as he looked toward the SIX,
with his t f-.
Grateful, comforting and sustaining in mental o
physical weakness are Malt Bitters
Chicagos receipts for 1880 include about hundre,
and sixty-ive million bushels of grain and fiour. i
| billion and five hundred million feet of lumber, si
hundred and fifty million shingles. and hundred AM
twenty-five million dollars worth of hogs. horses cal
tie and sheep
EPIDEMIcs.-Just now coughs, colds, lung and bror
chial complaints to be epidemic. In these case
of sudden colds the best thing do is to get bott
of N. H. Downs ELIXIR. which invariably gives speed
relief and ultimately effects a complete care in a
cases where the breathing organs affected Use
in time and prevent serious lung difficulties. Sold
all druggists.
IL say, Glenn" cried two disputing darkies, apes
ing for decision to sable umpire. (which word
alphabetically or dezactly?" The sable mon ach r
fected for MON ent, and then with look of visdo
said. Il can't tell perzactly." fh
H Foods Sarsapari11a
Is designed to meet the wants of those VIII
need med icine to build them up, Civ
them an appetite, purify their blood, an
oil up the NJ achinery of their bodies \
other article takes hold of the system IN
t hits exactly the spot like Hoods Sarsals
2 riila. 1t works like magic, reaching ever
part of the human body through the bloot
:, giving to all rene we'd life and energy. S
G u bottle; six for So. g lq $50 &