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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-06-29
.NuNRIyALLEp HAIR DRESSING
PRODUCING a. Rich and Cleanly Appear
.nos m # Nature Alone Had Impaired

snce a. If Nature Alone Had Impaired
1t,
Burneti's Cocaine is the best and
cheapest hair dressing-kills dsndrun,
allays irritation, and promotes visor'
ous and healthy growth OF the hair. NO
other compound produces these results.
The superiority Of Burnett's Flavor
ing Extracts consists in their perfect pu'
rity and great strength. They are war,
ranted free from the poisonous OILS ana
acids which enter into the comPosition
OF many Of the fictitious fruit havors
now in the market.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-06-29
THE STRUGGLE.
TwtNTY-NlNE BALLOTS TAKEN AND
NO CHOICE YET.
A Conference Between the Stalwarts and
Half-Breeds - ConkIing and Depew
Proposed as a compromise, but
the HaIf-Breeds Spurn the
Befzzled Senator.
A WAR OF WORDS AT THE OtlEVAN.
A CON r-EnaNNE.

.<~r-- -~.nIuk LIUpVeoN' 49,
Hslf-Breeds Wouldn't Have 1t.
ALBANY, June 2S.-The Stslwarts and
Half Breeds had long conference this
afternoon. but reached no conclusions.
II is said that the friends of Conkling
sent a proposition to the Hall Breeds
that they would accept Depew for the
long term il they would accept Conk-
ling for the short term, but the Half
Breeds would not listen to such arrange
ments. Senators Robertson and Woodin
were especially opposed to 1t.
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Dtsamer otrandsd.

ST. JOHN. N. F., June 2S.-The iron
steamer Amaryllis. grain laden, bound
from some Canadian port to Liverpool,
was stranded on the Little Miquelon.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-06-29
TURKEY.
The eultan's Murdersrs.

CoysrAxTrSoPLE, June 2S.-Wrestler
and his two companions alone confessed
10 this murder Of Abdal Azil. The others
accused stoutly denied completely.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-06-29
WOOL.
philadelphia.

f0lleuoIpnts.
PHILADELPHIA, june 2S.-.Wool-
Firm; Ohio, Pennsylvania and West
Virginia Xxx and above 42CD44c; y
42S,44c: medium 45C946c, coarse BIC;
New York. Michigan, Indiana and West
ern fine 3Sd4lc; medium 42CS44c;
coarse SIC; washed combing and de.
laine 4OCal47Ic; unwashed do. 29iS@
pulled S5CaSsc.
BosroS, June 2s.-Wool-In good de.
mand from manufacturers, and prices
Arm for Ohio and Pennsylvania; 42lCl
43c for y, and 43G45c for NN and
above, the latter price Tor choice; Michi.
ean and Wisconsin 40tS42c, with q tair
demand medium and No. ! Ohio i6Cg
4sc: combing and delsine scarce and
Arm at i3Ca45c for fine delaine, and
45G4s for fine and No. ] combing;
for coarse grades Of combing there is
very little inquiry; for unwashed wool,
there il q steady demand; medium 21Ca
35c; fine 25G32c; low and carpet
l8(S32c.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-06-29
Congressional Nomination

LEWISTON, Ms, June 2s.-The Green
hackers Of the Second district have nom-
mated W. r. Gilbert for Congress.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-06-29

Hsw YoaE, June 2s.-Cotton-Quiet
and steady at ll(allI Ic; futures duh ani
steady. flour-Weak; receipts 22.OD
barrels exports 5000 barrels; superiine
western and State 81 O0'ds4 20; com.
mon TO good extra ~ 1Vs,5 -; good To
choice s. 30ld6 20; white wheat errA
s. 2jfd,6 2j; extra Ohio ~ zoos 40. II
Louis 81 70CgG %; NlnDesota patent
81 2jfa,7 OO. wheat-iieayy aud Icp2c
lower: rcceipts 100, 90 bushels; exports
l2s. 600 bushels; No. 2 Chicago 81 2iic.
unyrsded red 81 12C5I Is; No. 2 VI $50
1 25I: No. 2sl 27Itsi 2si; canal ~ -!
Cs,I ZgI; railroad and steamer NO. rel
Al %: 80. ! rel 81 ~; So.2 red. seller
June, sales 2Osy yOOD bushels, at 81 21(g
/ 29i; seller July, sales $40, 900 bush.l,.
st 81 2GtS,I 2sI; seller August. s,lsr
IJ6. .OOO bushels, at 81 2iits,I 2j.: seller
September, sales 5000 bushels at
n 23izl 2j. COrn-Weak. receipts
2s7 600 bushels; exports 80 600 bush.
els ungrsded jlIdJ7c; No. 3 652lg5Jc;
steamer 54ls,54ic; No. 2. 55lCsiJG.c: No.
No. 2 seller June 58Ilel6lc; seller July
55i655,c. seller August IjlasiG.c. seller
September J5.0sb7lc. OAs-Demani
sctive: receipts ~ 200 bushels. exports
1000 bushels; western mired f0tI2c.
white western 42itJI7e. llsy-Dnli
Hops Quiet and steady. C0hee and
Sugar-Duil. Molssses-- Dull refining
3SIc. R,ce-S,esdy and tn lar de-
msnd: Carolina and Loui.isna 1lGs5le.
Petroleum-Duil: Uoitsd 77ie; cfud.
GI67lc; refined Sic. TalloS-firm at
| 6;GG.e. EDsin -Qnict and hfrn stt2 %
1s2 10. TurpeBupe- Qniet At t2ie.
E,u-Duli and lover at IGSiGIc Pork
-Ouiet and firm: oil men SIC J0l9
Iss2i: pew 81 Ooc. Beei-Quist and
stesdy. Cut Mesis-Qaie; and steady.
long clear 9I.; snort clear stc. Lard
Opened weak and advanced l0c; ciosed
With the advance partially Loot; prime
steam SlI -. Battsr-firfn and IL good
demand sf l0S22ic. Chees~-ssaiy
at es9lc.
| CincinnasL
Cfscrssari, June ~ -Cotton-Quift
at IOsc. Flour EDisr .; - J0ta5 75:
fancy unchanged. wheat-tluiet. Corn
Quiet; no. 2 47ic bid. Osts-scarer
sod 6rm; No. 2 mixed 40!c. Rye
Dull; No. 2 9sctssi %. Bariey-No OF.
fsrinss. Pork -Pirmsr at tl6 So
Lard-Firm at lie. Bulk Mesis.ln
rood demand and prices shade higher
shouldsrs g l2i; clear rib - 90; ba'
con-Firmer, bat not guotably higher.
| Whisky-Dull st 81 0s. Bottsf-firn''
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-06-29
W. ~ l.. T.. TX. R.
The First Twenty Miles Com
pleted.

NoRwALK, o., June 2S.-The first
twenty miles of the Wheeling and Lake
Erie Railroad was completed, ready Tor
travel, Monday night. over eight hun
dred men are at work on the bed at
present, and track. Laying Is being
pushed forward at the rate OF mile n
day from Wellington, and Will soon
commence at Huron. The contractor,
Mr.. Griggs, has ordered the chief engi-
neer TO make the final survey and loca'
ton OF the line from Norwaik and 10
ledO.
Bright Prospects for the Road.
FREMONT. o., June 2S.-Colonel King,
engineer of the Wheeling and Lake
Erie Railroad, was in this city on Fri
day and Saturday on business relative 70
the road going through Frement. he
saws that full force OF men are A. Work
on the grading and bridges east oil Nor
walk, and that the road will be- compie
tod 10 that point next mouth. The plans
and location of the bridge across the
Maumee have been made, and work vii
he commenced there Immediately, paus
inc before proceeding any further east
ward from that point until Fremont de
eides whether il can afford S5O,OOO iol
the road, and Clyde and Belleview dc
their part. Colonel King thinks, and Sc
st,tes, that the stock will be at par one
year a ter the completion OF the tracks
Iwenty-eight thousand dollars nave
been raised, three citizens subscribing
$4,000 Of this amount. As the plans
are laid, the road will run directly be
fore the doors OF the establishments do
ing one-hai the manufacturing done II
Fremont.
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BUYING AND SELLING.
GENERAL MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH
Money Easy ats to 81 Per csnt-eev.
srsmsats Quiet but Fim-flour Dull
Wheat Dull, Weak and
lower-hogs Quiet
FINANCE.


NEW YolI. June 2s. - MoNav -
Market easy at S@si per cent Prime
mercantile paper S(94! per cent. ster.
ling exchange, bankers bills +S4; de-
mand, 4s6.
sILvER-At London 6lsd per ounce;
bar silver here ll2l subsidiary silvs,
coin | per cent. discount.
GovERSNESrs-Quiet but firm.
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chicago.

Oa,c.oo. June 28- PlOur-Dull.
Wheat-Dull, weak and lower; NO: y
Chicago spring 81 lO.Sl " cash;
81 lOi(GI iOI seller June; VI lli seller
Jnly:Si col u, seller August; 81 10
seller September; No. 3. 81 00lgl O5l;
rejected 7Sla,SSc. COrn-ln lair demand
hut at lower rates At ++ac cash; 41l
S.44ic seller July; 4i.c seller August;
ISiG.45.c seller September; rejected 4lc.
O.ts-T nsettled and lover. especially
for longer options, at 3slc cash snd sci
isr June: 37tc bid seller July; 2 tc sell
lsr August: &c seller September; re-
;ec,ed Bic. Rye-Steady. Barley
S,,onv and higher at 81 90. Pork
F.;yly active and q shade higher at
sl6 30 cash; SIG 3Ossl6 32i seller July;
SIG 4O(9l6 i2l seller Augusi; tl6 % s~i,
Ter September. Lard -Active. hrm ana
higher. especially for cssh; I'll 80 cssh'
sII 32iGii - seller July; 81 ZFS
II 27I seller August; $40 92icslO 10 se'-
isr september. Bulk Meats-Firm; |;
Shoulders $ 95; short rib S 10; short
cle,r ss Sj. whisky-Mo'erately ac.
tive and higher st VI 10.
B.LI,xoxx, June 2S-Plour- Quiet
and unchsnged. Wbest-Western low:
or: and steady: winter red spot and
s.iler June 81 25i@i Isl; seller July
A. 2.l0I 25i; seller August 81 2.l!S
/ a3T. Corn-wsstern lower snd dull
mixed spot safe: seller June 5ill4aie;
seiIer July 55,655jc; seller August
55Na55ic; steamer 81 tc. Osts--steady
and more active; western white 3ss,
39c: mixed 36Ic. Rye-Louer st SV9
g2c. Hay-Unchsnged Pnovisions-
Firm without quotsble change. Better
western fresh grsss l+Csi1e. Egg
Firmer ut l4sl5c. Petroleum-In
changed. Codee-Quief. SugAr-steshy.
whisky-Quiet at 81 10.
Tm.so. June. d 2s-Wheat-Weak
No ? red seller July 81 III: seller
Angust 81 IS. CoEn-Weat; hieh mix
81 tslc: No. 2 spot and seller July +sc
Oats Dull and unchanged.
PtttsbufEh.
Pu,sscssa, Juus 8.-Petrossum,
Active; Usrtsd csetifcatee uneettied
cIosed at 7stc; re6ned SIC ios Phiiads'
! phia dslivsry.
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BLOOD ON TILE MOON.
Lively Row Between the Half-Breed
and Stalwart3 at the Delsvan.

Lively Row Between the Half Breeds
and stslwsrt3 ct the Dslavsn.
ALBANY, June 2S.-A stir was created
tonight on the main floor OF the Della
ysn House. where it is reported an
angry conversation occurred between
Assemblyman Crapser, Hall Breed,
and Assemblymen BemIs and Phillips
and Senator Winslow, Stalwarts. Crap.
a n charged the Stalwarts with trying
to destroy the Republican party for
foistiug upon the party candidates not
acceptable to either party or people. He
in erred that the Half-Breeds were men
DO. ssssed OF manhood enough to not be
led about with ring in their nose. The
affair created great excitement. ltis re.
ported that Mr.. Arthur said tonight
that the only way for the Republicans
TO get out OF the difficulty was to con.
centrate on Conkling and Depew.'
The Ballot
ALBANY, June 27.-The Joint Con-
yention met at noon and proceeded 10
ballot to fill the vacancies caused by the
designations OF Roscoe Conkling and
Thomas G. Platt:
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-06-29

PursscssH, Juus B.-Petrossum.
Active: Usitsd csrtifcatee unsettied,
ciosed st 7sic; rs6sed SIC ios Philadsl'
phia dslivsrY.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-06-29

Tm.so. June d 2s-wheat-Wesk;
No. ? red seller July 81 ~: seller
Invust 81 Is. CoSn-weak; high mix
ID tslc: No. 2 spot and seller July ]se.
Oats Dull and unchanged.
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PRODUCE.

sSo salcs. tOHcrci
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15
MONDAY, AUGUST IS, 1881.

IT rs AN OLD MOTTO that nothing sue
ceeds like success. THE CRITIC has been
able to appreciate this at its full value.
Thanks to its own enterprise and the sup
port Of q generous public, its business and
circulation have increased so largely since
the new management took control that en-
larged facilities are demanded. We have
therefore contracted with II. Hoe & Co. for
new press of an entirely new and novel
pattern, built expressly for THE EVENING
CRITIC, that will enable us to meet the re-
quirements of increasing success. This cele-
brated firm, the largest press machine
makers in the world, are working their
men night and day in order to complete
THE CRITICS press at the earliest day pos.
sible, and they assure us that when COM
pleted it will be the best printing machine
in the world. The public may consider
itself thanked for support and assured OF
fidelity, on our part, to its interests.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

A LETTER WRITER from Long Branch
says that " the most Objectionable feature
in Long Branch life is a senseless exhibition
made night after night ofyoung and tender
children of them hardly emerged
from infancy-who tricked out in gauzes
and gegaws, with poor spindle legs incased
in costly hose are dancing and flirting un-
til late hour, and making themselves into
the most sickening travesties of hardened
worldly-wise men and women" There is
one compensating feature about this spccta'
Gle. These over-worlSed girls will lace early
and die young. Children brought up in
that fashion always look better under q
beautiful marble slab.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

IT REALLY DOES LOOK, at last, as If
the properly appointed powers of the coun-
try were disposed to file off the manacles
which monopolists have bound around a
suffering people. The most hopeful sign of
the times comes from Kansas city. With
its customary assumption of power and
boundless greed, the New York Associated
Press Company lately undertook to dispute
the right of the Journal newspaper of that
city to receive the dispatches Of the Ma
tional Associated Press so long rs it remained
member of the Kansas & Missouri Asso-
citation, which is tributary of the New
York mammoth concern. 1t actually un-
dertook to strip the Journal of privilege
for which it paid in the current coin Of the
realm, just precisely as it has tried for years
past to rule the newspapers of the country
with rod of iron, simply because they
knew it was Hobsons choice-our rules
our news, or none For that reason the
press has been forced to lick the
feet of this tyrant; but his reign is
over. Competition has appeared and
established itself SO strongly that
the press can safely display all the inde'
pendence it wants to. Judge McCrary, one
of the ablest jurists in the United States
and especially strong in the law of corpora
tions and contracts, decides that the New
York press has no control over the action.
of the Journal newspaper in this respect
and thereby plants himself squarely against
the grasping monopoly which has long heli
such undisputed sway. There have beer
intimations that the case might be carried
to tho Supreme Court on appeal 1t nevcl
will be. Mark that. When monopoly il
thoroughly whipped in every respect, il
knows it.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15
Fighting at Long Range.

bOStOn IOSt.
Comanche BILL" Gen. Reynolds cele-
brated scout, says Buffalo Bill Is no from
ticrsman; only n duffcri Whoop! Blood
will flow. Buffalo Bill will tear round Kan.
sas City and chew atmosphere and keep two
neighborhoods awake by his cries for n
chance TO get at Comanche: And Comnnche
to get Mt Buffalo, and then he'll go to Den
yer in search of him, and meantime Buffalo
Will 20 to Santc Fe in search of Comanche,
and the whole great West will ring with the
cries of these two mighty men thirsting for
each others gore, and so terribly in hard
luck as not to be able to get within three
huRdred miles of each other.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

THEY TAKE THE CIRCUS uncommonly
the other day with Sunday-school picnic
and camp-meeting, and both the latter
were postponed in consequence. The fac
tories were deserted and the employers
figure their loss at about $50, 900; besides all
this nearly everybody had his pocket
picked. The sovereigns of Paterson now
drop tear or two in sympathy with that
other historic potentate who is always
weeping because he lost q day.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN q mystery how
women of talent and position could sec any
thing particular TO admire in lot of brain
less, well.dresscd snobs they called husbands.
Examples are numerous enough. If they
happen to occur in dramatic circles the
lady member of the copartnership will
generally be found earning hard and some
times precarious living OH the boards whilo
her ornamental bettcr-half adorns the box
Office with u big watch-chain, or hangs
about tho outer drcss.circlc ogling the ladies
in the audience. Just precisely what his
duties may happen to be is not apparent in
any sense of the word. In nine cases out of
ten the soubriquet of business manager is u
mere fiction, designed TO furnish cloak of
respcctability to a lazy and improbable ap-
pendage. Is it law of nature that women
of many gifts must fancy men with none
Now, for instance, is another example
culled from uppcr-tcndom in st. Louis.
Our readers will remember during the
Presidential campaign of 1876, when the
whole country was schcming to marry off
Uncle Sam Tilden, so that the White House
may niNe IL DlOSSDU W TtllcNC ~,
connected the name of Miss Nellie Hazel
tine, of st. Louis, with the name and hopes
of the conspicuous old bachelor. Uncle
Samuel "dcnicd Of il" in very neat and
cavalier way, but all the same, if Miss Ncl-
lie can be believed, there was some founda-
tion for the report. Possibly, with his keen
sense of self-rcspcct, Uncle Samuel denied
it after he had been refused with all his
fortune and prospective White House at
his back.
Miss Nellie, it seems, was rcserving her.
self for lofticr career and not long since
she discovered hor star of destiny. He was
star of the lyric stage. Ho sang in the
opera bouffc chorus at Uhrig's Cave, in ST.
Louis, and his namo was Amweg. She saw
this gallant $40 per week warbler, and her
heart crashed under the conqueror's feet.
A little bunch of flowers, dropped delicately
from her lovely fingers, attracted the
warbler's gaze, and he called by invitation
at her house.
The honorable Mr.. Amweg, whose amours
had probably been confined to bellies of the
green room, was totally unable to realize
the full value of the diamond he had
caught. She was wealthy and the ac-
knowledged belle of st. Louis. Tho fool OF
singer would stand in front of bars and
boast of his conquest. Such ungallant con-
duct, the sure tolon of a boor, soon brought
him into contact with the lady's friends
and there were blows and threats &C., &C.,
all retailed in the highest style of art.
Miss Nellie was hurried off to the White
Sulphur, where it is to be hoped, for the
sake of her family, she may be cured of hei
strange infatuation, and Amweg was com
promised" out of town in another direction
We can find only one excuse for the young
lady. He may possibly be German Count
with large but encumbered pretzel planta
tions which he is trying to redeem by hi
voice.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15
Rcvcngcs of Time.


st. Louis POst-DIspatch.
The whirling ftime bring many changes.
Only year ago the Rev. and Hon. George
w. Williams, colorcd member of the
Ohio Legislature, was suing II Columbus
hotel keeper for re eflsing to board him, and
the sympathy of the Western Reserve went
out to the poor downtrodden African who
was standing mp for manhood ana civil
rights. Now n Columbus hotel.kecper is
suing the Rev. and Hon. George w. vii.
liams for refusing to pay board bill con-
tracted Mt his caravansary, and the senti.
ment exuded form the people of Colum.
bus Is that IL serves him right.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

INSTEAD OF GRANTING that $4,000 that
Col Rockwell wants to hold up the old raft
crs in the White House, how would it do for
Congress to spend money enough to start o
new Executive Mansion? Now is the time
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

IT SEEMS RATHER UNFAIR that the men
should hold the almost exclusive monopoly
both of hay fever and gout, now that these
diseases are pronounced aristocratic. To
have the gout infers the possession Of a
grandfather who ate good dinners, and hay
fever is decided to be a nervous complaint
equally fine.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15
Why H Did NOT Rain.

VIII and WiSdom
Little Phil, a bright 5-year-old, is afraid
Of thunder. During the recent hot spell
rain" One day when she said 1t, Phil thus
addressed her. "Oh, mamma, will tell
you why 1t don't rain. When say my
prayers, des say, Please don't pay any
tention TO what mamma says, cos 1 am
'fraid of thtnder.,r . f
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15
Heayy Batteries.

The Montreal Journal says Prof. Gold.
win Smith is visionary wind-bag and a
mild. .ineendiary. Goodwin Is probably now
taking an inventory of his stock of thir.
thing appropriate to shy ut the Journal. 1t
will take at least twenty-five pages in the
North american RepietD for him to sluice his
woes into the eur of the American people.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15
Practical Religion.

TOled0 Blouc.
An Eastern church is credited with talk
ing its building fund into Wall street re-
Gently, and increasing 1t from 10000 to
1925, 900. The new church will have nll the
latest improvements and big steeple, and
viii be known as the Church of " st. Paul
Preferred" But another Eastern church
tried the same plan, and got caught on n
bear market They have concluded not to
build just now, but to get along with the
old church tor the present.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

The circulation of works of fiction from
the Boston Library Is only forty-three per
cent. of the whole issue. If there Is one
dotes upon more than anything else II is II
good meaty Patent Onlce report, or n thrill
Ing number of the Congressional Record
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15
The Design Argument Sustained by
Fact.

A young man ON Staten Island boat last
night explained to his fair companion that
Robbins Reef light house was built upon a
rock in the bay "Ah, yes,r said she.
"Funny that the rock should be just where
they wanted lighthouse, wasn't it2'
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

In PROOF of the promiscuous nature of
New York it seems that of every one hun
dred native women marrying in New York,
seventy take native husbands, eighteen
German husbands, and three Irish husbands.
OF the men four take German and four Irish
wives More than half the Englishmen
marry American women, and less than one
fourth marry natives of England. The
Italians marry only among their race. OF
6s32 children born last year, only 1,796
were of American full blood, while 1854
were mixed, 1,624 German and s24 Irish.
In the next generation the population OF
Ne,y York will be thoroughly mixed.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

SOMETHING NEW in the way of picnics
has been long felt as want, but lucky
Manitoba struck out the fresh idea. A
picnic for the Marquis of Lorne had not
only mountain, but also a buffalo hunt
and visit to the penitentiary for addi-
tional Inducements
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

THE TOWN OF AURORA, in the State Of
Illinois, has paid all its debts and has $40,
600 in tho vaults. An enterprising Chicago
official would have explained away this bal.
auce long ago.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

A SMART ADVERTISEMENT for Saratoga
hotel is to announce that it has not chairs
enough for its visitors. A tide of Ameri-
cans always sets instantly for the place
where they cannot sit down.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15
FREE ADVERTISING.

advertisements Under he head of Situations
Wanted" and "Help Wanted" toiH hereafter
be inserted IN THE EVENING CRITIC three
times FREE. We invite our friends wishing
situations or help 10 arail themselves of this
Offer. Anspcrs directed IN care Of CRITIC
O0ice lriN receirc careful attention.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

THEY HAVE STORY in Colorado that
they think worth telling. A cayote found
its way into sheep corral one night and
the next morning all the black sheep had
turned white with terror.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

HONESTY ALWAYS pays in the long run.
A small boy in st. Louis the other day
picked up pocket-book containing about
$4O0 and ran two squares to give it to the
owner. He got ten cents.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15
ADiGerence of Oninion.

Philadelphia Chronicie-H
There are $4,000 idiots in the United States,
according to one authority. The number
depends a good deal on who takes the CEN
sus and where the line Is drawn.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

THE DUTCH always were hard to beat,
and now they are making the English eat
humble pie by making Dutch the only
legal language for all transactions in the
South African Republic.
The Evening critic., 1881-08-15

TEXAS DOES NOT TAKE much stock in
education just now but then her mind is
easy about it, for she knows that she has
forty millions of unsold acres of school land
laid by as fund for the future.