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The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1881-01-06
WIT AND WISDOM.
The cream of joke should never
be sour.- Whitehall Times.

The cream of joke should never
be Whitehall Times.
"A lawyer always talks in money
syllables.-Burlington HdUkeye.
The cocoanut without milk is hol-
low mockery.-M o. Picayuse.
-"Oh, you be darned," as the
Christmas present said when it slipped
through the hole in the heel of the hung
up stocking.-Detroit Free Press.
You can excuse a man for taking q
gloomy view of life when he names his
child for a rich uncle and the uncle al
lows it, and then the day after baptism
goes into NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Post.
The Springfield Republican says
that Burlington girl recently had one
of her feet modelled in marble, and gave
it as paper weight to her betrothed as
a birthday present. Do all young men
in Vermont write habitually on double
elephant folio?-PXck.
81 think" said a fond Galveston
parent, (" that little Jimmie is going to
be a poet when he grows up. He
doesn't eat, and sits all day by the
stove and thinks and thinks" "You
had better grease him all over. He is
going to have the measles. That's what
ails Jimmy. ."-Galueston NeDs.
"A bicycle has been invented which
carries the little wheel in front of the
big one. This will prevent the annoy
ance experienced in the present BIZ
cycle, when the little wheel takes a no.
ton to climb up the riders back, and
failing, leaves him studying astronomy
on the sidewalk after a "header." -
Ne,o Haren Register.
Shut the Door
Were you brought up in a saw-mil7
Ever in a house before?
Did you work about brick-kiln,
| Inthe blessed days of yore?
Did you tend about Windmill
| Upon some rocky shore,
| Or live upon side hill.
Where the wind could always roar.
And couldn't get a gorgeous NIL
OF cutting to the core?
In any case, my blooming pill,
And y1s riie %aa rhoS sSse freely yes5 fGfH E
Or scrub you on the floor,
And break your heart and bend your will,
A9d Wai' hunt up lev every little & Dill
And stab you with goose quill,
| And parade the socks you wore
| Why, then, you blooming mud-sill-
| You th0ughtless, brazen bore
You breathing. shameless whisky-still-
Cheyenne Sun.
| There is q three-months-old baby
living with his parents on Blank street,
who was recently thrown into the soci-
ETY. of three married and two single
ladies. The conversation was conduct
ed chiefly by the ladies, and proceeded
in this wise: "Oh, de little darling!'
"Did e want to tiss il muzzer?" ''Win
he sake little han'yP" "Oh, 90 little
p'ecfous!' 'Why don't e tiss e
fadyp" Where's il tootsiesP" ''Oh,
|
lammy?" The infant at last looked up
and with an expression of ineffable
disgust, remarked, "What a plaguy SET
of fools you all are! Why in time don't
you talk sense, and talk EnglishP'
| This is lie from one end to the other.
With that exception it is all true]-
| Boston TRANSCRIPT.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1881-01-06

Two physicians in Toledo murder
trial were asked whether the wounds,
which they had already described, were
the canse of death. They refused to
answer, on the ground that such would
be expert testimony, for which they
would receive no compensation. Judge
Reuse sustained them
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1881-01-06

"A curious police measure was car
ried out in Berlin the other day. Apor-
ton of Heinrich Heine's works were
coniscated, and ordered to be destroyed
by the authorities. The portion of the
works condemned BY the police contains
certain remarks on the house of Hohen-
zollern, and is entitled Schlossleg-
ende." or Legends of the Castle"
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1881-01-06
REVOLVER FREE. osasfi5 osS.i Dove; a; q; os,d PUTT
MANHOOD

How Lost, How Restored !!
Just published. new edition Of DR.. Culver.
welps Celebrated Essay on the radical
cure without medicine) of SrERNAroRRn0A or Semi.
nal Weakness. involuntary Seminal Lossea, InPo-
rKxcY. Mental and Physical Incapacify, Impcdiments
FRS induced by elf-induisence sexual extrava-
gance, etc.
Tho celebrated suthor. in this admirable Essay
clearly demonstrates from . thirty years successful
practice that the alarming consequences
may be radically cured; pointing out . mode Of curv
at once simple. certain, and enectual, by Of
which every sufferer no matter what HIS condition
may be, may cure himself cheaply, privately, and
radically.
~ This Lecture should be in tho hands Of every
youth and every man In the land.
Sent under seal in plain envelope. to any address,
post paid receipt two postage stamps
Address the Publishers
The culverweu Medical Co.,
al Ann ST.. Now York. N. Y. Pos,
once Box, AoS6- S-iy
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1881-01-06
Planning NH.

WELLINGTON FLAMING MILL Manufactures
and dealefs In sash. Doors, Blinds, Brackets Bat
tinga Lumber. Shingles, Lath, Cheese and Butter
Boxsa Scroll Saving. Matching and Planning done 10
srdsf. d I. W.dsvorth. Prop. once. near rail-
-oad Depot
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1881-01-06

y Z Xv1KRrr. 4. q. GfAxA
KvEnrr . STARR Manufacturing ChemtssA
md Wholesale and Retail dealers In DrugA Nedi.
eanss and full line Of Motions and Druggists ssA-
eEtsa HoftA uds Liberty Street
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1881-01-06
Merchant Tailors.

A q POWERS Merchant Tailor. A nne snsvs
nsas Of Cloths s,i Cassimsrss. which win b ma,
10 srsr h hs latest styles and ss reasonable prees
No. 4 Bensdics's Block. NJ stairs.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1881-01-06

n. WADswoRrH = SON. Planning MIL Scroll
Saving. Matching. Planning. ETC. done to order.
Dealers in Lumber. Lsth. Shingles. Doom. Bash.
Blinda, Nouldinss and Dressed Lumber Of al sorts.
Yard nsar Hamiin's Feed Store. wellington. ..
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1881-01-06

LH. WIGHT. Dealer In Ciocks. watches, Jevslry.
onveFvars. Gold Pens. ETC. Shop In Housheoas
Drug 0tora.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1881-01-06

J.. p. EDT. Baker and Grocer. Fresh Bread Caks
and Pies every day. Also choice and complete -
oorfmsnt Of Groceries Nanufactures and seua
wholesale and retail, Candies and confections.y.
Wsst uido North Main Street.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1881-01-06

Hyoa want frst-olass Shave. Hair Cut or Sham
Doo. can at Robinsons o. K. Shaving Saloon. Liberty
esrse2 4 fun assortment Of Hair OILS, Pomades md
Hair Rsseorstives- We also keep the best brand Of
Rasora. end warrant them Rason honed or ground
% ordse. Z. T. ROBINSON.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-08
NOTICE.

Application will be made to the Mayor
and Council of the city OF Los Angeles on
saturday. March u, 1881, for two quit
claim deeds, viz:
tlrst-For quit-claim deed to Jesus
Villanueva Of that real property in the
city of Los Angeles. county of Los Ange-
les. State OF CaIifornia, described as fol-
lows: Lots No. IL and ~, In block 2, OF
the Beaudry Tract, as per map thereof
recorde in book l, pages 40l-i02, of Mis-
cellaneous RecOris, said lot being at
southeast corner of Second and Cherity
streets.
SecOnd-For quit'claim deed to Sarah
Ada Brown of that real property in the
city OF Los Angeles. county OF Los Ange-
les, state of California, described as fol-
lows: Lot No. l6 and the north half of
lot 10, in block 2 of the Beaudry Tract, as
per map recorded as aforesaid.
Reference is made to the petitions,
maps and abstracts of title relating
thereto, now on file in the Office of the
undersigned, with whom any objections,
If any there be, to the granting of such
deeds. must he filed before said petitions
are presented to said Council.
W. W. ROBINSON,
CLERK of Council.
Los Angeles. Cal, March 7th. 1881. I'd
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-08
FOREIGN.
Heavy suOW Storm.

LONDON, March 7th.-It has
been suowing steadily in Scotland
for nine hours. Traffic has been
stopped.
Farmer Of she Isenia Earthquake.
ROME, March 7th.-The loss OF
life by the earthquake on the Is-
land Of Ischia Is appalling. One
hundred and two bodies having
been found at Casamaccela up to
the present time and many other.
are under the ruins of the building.
In the village of LacO thirteen u
houses were destroyed and five
persons killed. The fissures in the
streets were fifty centimes wide
Many people fed from the town
and encamped in the fields.
Blown Up by Torpede.
MELBOURNE, March 7th.-The
gig belonging to the Cerberus, .
vessel stationed here for the de-
fense OF the colony, has been blown
up by torpedo aud five of the
crew killed.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-08

than otherwise. There was .
strong Democratic impulse In the
United States, with . rod In pickle
for prstsnsion. and the younglings
had . wholesome fear of the birch.
There had been several preliminary
scandals, such as the purchase Of
the Pennsylvania canals, by the
Pennsylvania Central Railway, the
repeal of the tonnage tax, and SO
on, all under the nascent Republi.
can patronage. But these things
were all tentative-the first timid
output of corporation pretensions
before they had purchased com.
plete legislative compliance, State
and National, under the Republic
can regime. They were then feel
ing their way. AS the case stands
to-day the corporations own the
United States. They elect Presi.
dents and control Congresses and
Legislatures. Their will 10 law. AT
their beck-at the simple beck OF
the Pennsylvania Railway-Grant
put Justices Strong aud Bradley on
the Supreme bench of the United
States. Now, If this thing is to 60
on, what is the use Of educating
the average citizen up to an acute
sense of his misery? His pangs
will bs intensified q thousand fold
through the minute and multiform
exceptions education will give
him Of the determinations to
which he is- subjected. Why re.
move him from that charmed cir
Gle, outlined by Pope, In which
simple Ignorance 10 bliss. and In
which the. highest folly is to
be wise? At the best, Mon
sisur Garfield, yeu can only
convert your educated poor man
into = resemblance of that eccen.
trio Parisian who delivered himself
ct . public bath, accoutred with
cabbages, onions and other vegeta-
bles, and asked that the hot water
only should be turned on. His
Idea was to convert himself into
soup for the famishing masses. And
this is really the practical pro-
gramme to which President Gar
aeld invites the people of the
United States, under the circum'
stances.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-08
Notice to Creditors,

Estate of David Phillips, deceased-Ne.
tice'is hereby given by the undersigned.
administrator of the estate OF David Phil
lips, deceas sd, to the creditors Of, and all
deceased, to exhibit them with the neces-
sary vouchers, within four, months after
the first pu bIication Of this notice, 70 the
said administrafor. At the law ONCE Of
Graves Chapman, No. g. Baker Block,
Los Angeles city, In the county OF Los
Angeles, 6Late OF California.
Dated at Los Angeles March 7th. 1881.
]. A. GRAVES,
Administrator Of the estate Of David
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-08

THE American people have
doubtless been duly electrified by
Gayfield's announcement that. In
his appointment. Of Robert Lincoln
as Secretary Of War, he has desired
to associate the name of the patriot
President with bis administration.
The probability is, though, that
he rather desires to placate Senator
Logan and his followers by the Sc.
lection. However, we have at
leat one cabinet officer who, con-
fessedly, owes the distinction to
the fact that he is the son of his
father. The San Francisco Ne0s.
Letter has the following just reflec.
tions on this appointment:
For the first time in American
politics man has been appointed
to high Cabinet position for the
sole reason that he had an illustri'
Gus father, Robert Lincoln Is to be
Secretary of War. What has he
ever done to entitle him to such a
distinction Has he ever written
q State paper, or anything else.
that was ever read or remembered?
Has he ever made = speech that at
tractsd the slightest public stten.
ton I? Has he achieved any prom
inence as lawyer II he has
done any of these things. the coun-
try 10 in blissful ignorance Of them.
Indeed, the only reason Gen. Gar
field gives for appointing him Is,
that he "desired to have his ad-
ministratlon associated with the
name OF Lincoln" What would
be thought of o railroad president
who should appoint a man to su'
perintend his road simply because
he was the son Of some great man?
What would business men say OF
Claus Spreckels, the great sugar
refiner, II he should appoint some
young fellow to manage the details
of his business for the sole reason
that he was the son Of an ex.Presi-
dent? And yet the War Depart
ment Of this government is much
more intricate machine to manage
than any railroad or sugar refinery
ever was. Daniel Webster had u
we'll meaning son, and so had Hen
ry Clay, but no one ever suggested
placing either one of them in q
President's Cabinet. They were
both given snug places in the
army, and very properly, the army
being . place where brains cut lit.
Tie or no figure. The trouble with
most great mems sons is, that they
are more apt to resemble the
mother than the father. 1t Is the
misfortune OF most of our great
men that they were married too
young, and to women Of only or
dinary gifts. As their husbands
grew famous, their wives grew fat.
The wives of our eminent states.
men usually have no appreciation
Of, nor sympathy In, the work ac-
complished by the men whose
names they bear. This was pre-.
eninsntly 80 in the case Of Web
ster, Clay and Lincoln. And the
sons OF these men have been, in
deed, "thsir mothers own dar-
lings." On the other hand, the
Adamsss and Bayards have always
taken great care to marry superior
women aud tho result has been
Ave generations Of statesmen.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-08
EASTE r ~.
B.sh SIDES @ .ucnssiDg.

WASHINGTON, Mar. 7.-The eau
Gus Committee report that they will
maintain the old committees as far
as the changes will admit. Bayerd
will be Chairman of the Finance
Committee; Davis, of Illinois, of
the Judiciary; johnson, Foreign
Relations; Jones, Of Florida, Pub
lie Lands; Slater, Agriculture ;
Cottrell, Military Affairs; Hamp-
ton, Mines; Groome, Pensions.
The other principal committees
will have the same Chairmen as
before. Several of the new Demo-
Gratis will get Chairmanships.
The Republican cancus in the
forenoon discussed organization
and agreed that it ought to be post
poned until vacancies are filed. 1t
was held that a complete organiza-
ton cannot be effected until va
cancies are filed. After the Sem
ate adjourned the Republicans eau
Gus again mst and it was stated
positively that the Democrats are
determined to 60 ahead with the
organization. This intention was
severely criticised as taking an un.
fair advantage. It was stated that
the new Senators to succeed Car
pentsr and the Cabinet Ministers
would all get here by the last of
next week and was agreed
that the Republicans would
oppose any organization be-
fore then. An extra ses-
sion Of Congress was also discussed
and favored. 1t was said that If
the Democratic Senators take the
present advantage to control the
Senate, by an extra session the Re-
publicans can probably get easily
control of the committees of both
houses. The Funding bill was
mentioned as reason for an extra
session. The Democrats intimate
that they can adjourn in n few
days, leaving the democratic su.
Dremacy to stand until December.
II this Ia done the Chinese treaty
will not bs taken up until after act
ing on business sent In by the
President. The Republicans will,
unless assured that Malone will
act against them, attempt to upset
this arrangement, when the new
members are elected. Malone was
ut tho Capitol to-day with Don
Cameron, but informed neither
side of his purpose. 1t is proba BILE
that the Republicans will refuse to
arrange the minority and the Dem
.ocrats will then leave the Republi.
can membership the same as last
session.
The Ola ana tine New.
WASHINGTON, March 7th.-The
members Of the Cabinet of ex-
President Hayes, with the excep.
ton Of Senator Sherman, assem-
bled at the Executive Mansion at
half-psst 10 A. M, as also their sue.
cessors, except Secretary Lincoln.
President Garfield signed the COM
MISSIONS of bis immediate advisers
and detained them a short time
after the Cabinet officers of the
previous administration had re-
tired. Before tho retirement of the
sx-Cabinst officers, however, o
half hour was spent In sosial inter.
course, during which Garfield re.
quested the old members to give
the newly appointed Ministers all
Information pertaining to tn cir rc-
ipeotive departments.
P1esidsssIai Appeinsmenss.
WASHINGTON, March 7.-Dorsey
nss c.rried out tho scheme, an.
uounced month ago, to make
Clinton Wheeler, Indiau Contrast
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-08
II l,Is Inaugural PrssIdsnt Gar

b II his Inaugural President Gar
1eld strikes the attitude OF . Doc
- CuseAll. He puts forth educa.
co = the grand psnacsa for all
neefbls Tile. His programme may
= oeospted In the modified sense
~ y Z probably better, oil
I1n6o considsrsd, to be q villain
~ = fool. But there are certain
9ofoe Of this pronuncIamisnto
& invlte examination. Twenty
~ ~, IL the United ststes,
nnn WAs pretty much like an
M csrposAtlouss for Instance,
lAen bebiss ami had the In.
oeaoo and eonsllnees or
4 - WeFe Yathss winnine|
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-08

PnnJURY ls . very rank product
~ The soil around the Bay Of San
pranciseo Just now. Some tall and
nnonumsntal swearing has been
done ~ t. who fred the nrSt shot
~ he Kalloch-D De Young episode.
It nssd asgonish no one II, ~ the
upGhot Of the trial, the jury find
! S6ot. on the 20 Of April, 1880, ons
Charlss Dc Young sought out Isaac
n. Kalloeh at his residence and
chopped his head of with q butch
osan oloaver.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-08
SU m M ONS.
In the Superior Court
or the State of California, in !,
for the County Of Los A Ageies.

Francisco Grazide, plaintiff, VS.. Oliver
Devillers, defendant.
Action brought in the Superior Court
OF the State of California, in ana for tn e
county of Los Angeles, and the COM
plant filed in said county of Los Ange-
les, In the Office of the Clerk of said Su-
perior Court.
The People Of the State OF California
send greeting to oliver Devlllers, de.
fepdant.
You are hereby required to appear in
an action brought against you by the
above named plaintiff in the Superior
Court OF the State OF California, In and
for the county of Los Angeles, and 10 an
swer the complaint filed therein, within
ten days teAclusive of the day of service)
If served within this county; or. il
served elsewhere. within thirty days-or
Judgment by default will be taken against
Won according to the prayer of said COM
plant.
ihe said action is brought to obtain n
decree of this Court for the foreclosure OF
cerGain mortgage described in the said
complaint, and executed by the said y,
Dsvillefs to q. Grazidc, on the Sd day OF
October, 1873, to secure the payment of a
certain promissory note, made on the Sd
day OF October, 1875, by U. Devillers. for
the sum OF $500 gold coin. with interest
At the rate OF II per cent per m onth from
date until paid, and payable to the said
y. 9razide; that the premises conveyed
by SAID mortgage may be sold aud the
proceeds applied TO the payment of $500
gold coin, with interest at The rate Of ~
per cent per month from October 3, 1876
and for 10 per cent as attorney s fees, as
provided for in said mortgage, and COS Is
o. suit: and In case such proceeds are
not sufflcienttO pay the same, then to oh.
lain an execution against said defendant
for the balance remaining due; and also
that the defendant and all persons claim
ing by, through or under him, may be
barred aad foTeclosed OF all right, title,
,'aim, lien, equity OF REDEEM ptiOn and In
teres in and to said m m'rtgaged premlse,s
and for other and further relief.
reference is mad to complaint for par
ticulars.
And you are hereby notified that If you
fail to appear and answer the said com
plant, as above required. the said plain.
iii will apply to the Court for the reli eli
demanded in the said complaint.
Given under yny hand and the seal OF
Tho Superior Court Of the State OF Cali
70. mia, in and for the county of Los Ange-
les, this 4th day of March, in the
year of our Lord ,one thousand eight hum
dred and etghty-on0.
IseaI;l A. W. POTTS, Clerk.
Endorsed:
WALTER D. STEPHENSON,
m6-2m Attorney Tor Plaintiff.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-08
San FRANcrsuo. March z.
AFTERNOON srsrsrs-i r. N.

California. 95c b, ST. Wales, CSC b:
Ward, 100 b: Navajo, $50 b, 2.55 a; Bodle,
6M b, 6A a; Crown Point, LILO b, 10 q;
Albion, Lilo b; silver Hill, use b.. SO, q;
Navajo, 2.65 $; Jupiter, SOC b; Andes, ~
b; Potosi, 2 b, EOS "a; Best d Belcher. IA
b, 7Aa; Chollar, i70 b; Benton, eoc 5;
scorpion, LIS b, l.20 n; Jacket. 2.70 b:
Overman, 75c b.; Gould & Curry, $40 b;
Ophir. 4.60 b; Belcher, 95c b: Al ia, b, 2.o5
Mexican. 81 b, 5k a; Cal. SOC b.; Utah,
~ b; Savage, IL b, I.S0 a; Potosi, EOS b,
2 10 q; Sierra Nevada, 6Z b,7a.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-08

e viii be seen by our dispatches
that the New York Times has the
fsmerity to sneer at San Diego.
oar oontsmporaries Of the city Of
Day and Climate will undoubtedly ,
attend to this audacious journAlis'
" cArpsr in trsnchant style.
Whatsver the New York critic
may inslnuate, the prospect hai
never locked 20 we'll for our sister
otty ~ now.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-08
The K~asOch Trial.

SAN FRANCISCO, March 7th.-In
the Kalloch trial to day Barry,
who testified that he saw De
Young fire the first shot, was again
on tho stand aud swOre that Mr..
Lloyd, one of.the attorneys for the
prosecution, tried to bribe him to
testify that Kslloch fred first.
Mr.. Lloyd last week explained to
the Codrt his action in the prem
ises. Forester, arrested last week
on a charge Of offering one 6iwp.
son money to testify that De
Young was the aggressor, was to-.
day held to answer for subornatlon
of perjury.
Revenus Bit sigued.
SAN FRANCISCO, March 7th.-
The Governor this morning signed
the amended Revenue law, which
exempts from taxation shares Of
capital stock of corporations and
deposits in savings banks.
witnesses Arrested for perjury.
SAN FRANCISCO, March 7th.-In
the Kalloch trial this afternoon,
witness Barry was arrested on the
charge Of perjury. e. T. Mclean,
the witness who reported last
week that he had been tampered
with, makes affidavit that he had
bseh offered o bribe to testify that
be heard six shots. District AttOr.
ney Smoot asked that Chas. Davis,
Isaac Baggs and Mr.. Howe, the
parties named in the affidavit, be
arrested and brought before the
Court for hearing. The Judge
took the matter under advisement.
Lyous & Goidw.ser Uader Arrest.
YUMA, March 7ih. - Marshal
Evans, with his posse, arrived by
to-night's train and at once pro-
ceeded to serve the process Of the
District Court in tho Lyons g. Gold
water case. By the time he had
placed his posse in front of Lyons
& Goldwater's store, the resisting
forces began to weaken and surren-
dered after a trilling resistance,
little in keeping with their former
threats. Evans promptly arrested
all opposing the service of the pro.
cess and has the ringleaders in
Jail. There was great excitement
mere, as 1t was believed that blood.
shed was imminent; but when the
Marshal marched up, determined
to take possession, the opposing
force yielded. Had this determined
policy been pursued at the start, as
Insisted upon by Attorney Farley.
the matter would have been closed
several days ago and the San Fran
cisco creditors would have been
saved much unnecessary expense.