Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-10-22

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Peoria National Democrat s..5 Il
The most eminent physicians Of the day,
highly recommend st. jacobs Oil @ cure
for fheumatlsm. 1t can be purchased ct
any drug house, and the price 10 tnsigniA-
cant, whom you take into consideration the
wonderful cures it win produce.
4 .'Mamma, how can God hear me pray
when Hes 20 far swsy?' Before the Lady
could reply . younger one said: Hes dot
the telephones runnin't to every place
Musca tine journal:
Two Days Work.
Two days moderate application Of the
means In question, enabled Mr.. Otto Eich.
horn, 1413 n Ninth street, st Louis, No.,
to thus. write us: had been . sufferer for.
the past nix weeks with severe paiis, in the
shoulder and spine 30 that WAS unable to
do any work. Advised by friend I used
relief WAS had and sure ELECTED In two
days.
Counting il natural blessing. ltteaches
young people to speak mildly, especially IL
the old folks are IN tae next room with the
door open. S&#s4.lf
my Tormented Back,
10 the exclamation OF more than one poor hard
working man and woman Do you know why
il .ches! Il is because your kidneys are over
tasked and need strengthening. and your. sys-
tenn needs to be cleansed Of bad humora Kid
ney Wort is the medicine You need cit acts
like aohsrm,'' says well known physician,
II never knew it to fsil." Liquid or dry sold
by Druggists Boston Post
gr-s.4 80 o.
Shy as shadow: 80 she refused you,
did she7" asked Pingry, swny didn't you
press her. my boy:" Press her." exclaim-
ed Brown. ''she wouldn't let me get near
'enoughifor that"
y<ij Rheumatic Diseases j.,
These ailments follow from torpid liver and
costive' bowels; the skin, bowels and kidneys
failing in their pro Der work, an aeril poison is
the blood which he 9es Of
healthy action of all secreive organs, and
throws OF the rheumatic poison. Equally ef-
.doient in Liquid or dry form -Inter-Ooean.
). What riles country postmistress is to
have postal card come to the office written
in French.
DISEASED LUNGS are greatly on the increase
ia this country. 1t is estimated that 1Ol, 900
die yearly with Consumption Many fall vic
Tins through their or n imprudo1ce. "A better
remedy than ALIENS LUNG BA1sAM for Affect
ing perfect cure, cannot be found sPhysi-
Clans are recommending it
II am Brethren, and my mother il
brethren, too" was the reply of q l0-ysar-
old girl, who, at western soamp-meeting,
was asked what denominations she, and her
folks belonged to.
For the delicate and complicated difficulties
peculiar to the female constitution, Lydia E.;
Pinkham's Vegetable mpound is the sovereign
= remedy. It aims ct the cause, and produces
lasting results. Send to Mrs. Lydia.E. Pink
ham, 223 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass, for
pamphlets.
woman in Eastern Pc1nsJl vania became
crazy on seeing her husband kiss another
woman. The husband was a rascal. No
true husband would ever kiss another WO-
man when his wife was looking.
Thinking Men
should take Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver
cure
A 5-year old boy residing, in Winthrop
who had watched q performing bear, re-
marked that enc Of the men with the bear
was deacon, because he took up . collec-
ton.
PuRE CoD-IIvER On. made from selected
q
Co., New York It il absolutely pure and sweet
Patients who have once taken It prefer it to al
others. Physicians have decided it superior to
any Of the oils in market.
Trade item: The reason railroads arc null
tiplying SO in this country is because tho
cars are being coupled 90 constantly.
Ho. YE BA1DHEADs1 -There'is just ono way
and no moro, by which you may be cured-use
Carboline, deodorized extract Of petroleum.
1t will positively produce new hair; there ia no
substitute for this marvellous petroleum hair
renewer.
Natural Religion. -Bishopreproving de-
linquent page): ~Wretehed boy! Who is
1t that sees all We do. and before whom
even am but . crushed worm" Page:
THE missus, my lord
Vennor's Predictions sf
so far have been wonderfully correct he says
1881 will be remembered ss year Of great
mortality. The German Hop Bitters sheuld be
used by everybody. Ask for German Hop Bit
ters
An ancient remark: Eve was taken to q
nice summer garden; but with nothing to
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