The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1881-11-25
NO. Is.
Hash.

Clark. the celebrated negro minstrel,
that being examined as witness he was
severely interroaated by the attorney,
who wished to break down ms evidence
"You are in the negro minstrel Dusiness,
believer" inquired the iawyeE .ta
sir" was the prompt reply. ISM 'na. tha
rather a low caihngs denianuet I :. VIZ ;s
lawyer. Il dont know pua Miia'
SIR, ,repfiea the mlnstiei, ~ ~ ~ T on
hnucii pet.eu nWLat G nos nour fa+ber,s
proud OF IT.. au nat was r you,r iasnI ran,iad
Calling! o 80. ~ M tho
oia.h, IA a ''.o Tba LAWYER Iet him
auuiehoe III i'"'' A"0 '
alohe'
Wonder II grass widoWs ever nave
hay feverf
at is true" said Slocumb, as he wiped
his mouuh carefully, "that one swallow
does not MAKE sunlnei' ou' ~ iihPai"
peasant "armth.
Life is complicated game, but CLUBS,
spades, diamonds and trumps are all
that are necessary to play lt;-boston otdT.
Why do you leave OUT tne hesr,s! ~
strikes us they are important caros IN
the aame Qf nte.-ftnchessfir n n LtdPress; IP,ess;
10 you 5o1ge. we are i'',ms NJ -, th;nns ,'ss as
1:ro o1thnrrh
ih near.s IN 'le gtrand;,v ganI VI calIed % hw that
rmT nanoe which diamonds will capture
avorvtime
wv c-;. ~ n,;,+u-tuo
gentleman !r'enu nau % ,ri r;,ho,t
teeth taEeh ouo the o'he' uay w 49," ,,,os
pam, ana no ahas'neuo 1 y, nny Yas thev
USED g, rap D., yIn T.oaac,.;nt 2
"o,o ,"': ,ra.; r
Such is iame' consefsaSi % "n;J Sion Sbor; ~
heard the other day oiiT T, Catni e..
dan or movies "rIG W.. ine Knor,es oSnoo' of
Scandai =, ne "ny aroI T ;n tha
course. oherloan was 49, sehern, urota ~ anv2 NV
army, y9G; yn;int h,t", on "nu e1er % hear ahont his
marching throuph Georgia ?" She-"O,
7 remember now but / always did get
,hosa two man confused n-Rochesfer Er-
,.oss
P'C~' .,n thin
She was bos'oh "ouan d. d.
WIN lalse tul,s anu hmshard"o e. littIe meeL
sIun demrra ., lool,ino 9.'I man who seemed incap
ohia Of boldness of speech or actio /.
proSently guest at the other end of the
table bawled out at the top of his voice:
.Waiterl fetch the vinegar cruet." Then
the demure looking little man turned to
| ~
Won ~ BrookZvn Euqle.
"Come here nv little fellow" said
gentleman to youngster of 1--WE years,
while sitting in a parlor where large
comnsnv we're assembled, "do you know
meP, .'Yeth sir" "Who am I? Let me
| Ly ayor ;s tba tho man who ki,hed
| near. lou 10 WV '"o ~ -, y
| mamma when papa was III new orh.
H3 came home the osher night In me
drizzling rain, soaked inside as well as
| u" ~, :. -,,,nn, hove ,,ou to ofTar -
| out. nav oANuooo c ,i"' - =
saiu his pe'.o. a;.;o,, o., mNore INV
| suci Deery cohuiV'oi
| DEAR" was his answer, cept twas
| ve-v muupy day."
Running water is sweet. 1t Is your
tight tank that gets Shiny, and putrid,
and unwholesome. he who opens MS
eyes W &C. ona H noes 70 w,rt to relieve them.
will somehow insensibly forget to make
| , f,so ahout his own trif1es
d iuoo "oou' iD ="
| Marrying by telegraph ana telepnone
IS becoming very popular. l, P,e'eh''
the preacher from kissing the bride.
ooo,sos Emma A h.
A WICKED e1change accuSoo i1'iiua M r..
po't OF saying oouie Snla a. 2 ~ .han, - ,'
some acnleVe 1atneSs anu soiio "a .iiol
selves up with old newspapers and thlngS.
a. Peter.
cora yoars s,nce David Baker. dis
Oou1 cta,o &c Maine
t1ngulshed poet IN tne o'aiI W N,
after the birth of his first child, Wrote
and published the following pretty poe"'
One night as old St. Peter slept
He left & the gaze iitta ~ heayen anyei erent.
And And came down with a falling star.
ono .rmuer as the blessed beams
OF morn approached, my blushing bride
Awakened fnnd ron th some anss PleS1 sS heE side
T..,..o-
God grant Snt m lsayes sih tbs s1 world Of pain
He'll wing mis- way to that bright shore,
And hnd the roao 70 heAVen asa'n'
Jobn q Sake. not to be outdone, and
deemino that Injustice had been done to
81 Peter wrote The following as
Nv
b. PETER NArA''
Full eighteen hundred years or more
I've Kept .ne stte gaIe seUuse,s snaa1a straved
Nor recreant through the portal passed.
rd,a not s,es, 81. Won sunposed.
No Nor left the door Of Heaven ajar,
Nor has "little angel left,
And gone oo"h WIN d iAiins ''"i'
Go ask the blushing bride, and and see
IL sae ss ao ba fonn9 tbst qs angel a babe