Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-02-28
ALL SORTS.

The following dispatch created no little amusement
in the offices through which it passed: Charlie and
Julia met at SIS yesterday quarreled and parted
forever, met again this morning, and parted to meet
no more. met again this evening and were married."
EPIDEMIcs.-Just now coughs. colds. lung and bron-
chial complaints to be epidemic. In these
of sudden colds the best thing do is to get bottle
of N. H. Downs ELIXIR which invariably gives speedy
relief and ultimately effects complete in all
where the breathing organs affected Use it
in time and prevent serious lung difficulties. Sold by
all druggists.
"Why. Jennie you foolish girl. come into the house.
What you out in the snow for without wraps?"
'Oh nothing much ma You see, Augustus has just
called. and here his footprints in the snow. I'm
measuring get the right size for those slippers, and
do you kdew don't believe I've got half cloth enough
in themi"
SAMUEL ]. TILDENs chances for the democratic
nomination to the presidency not considered half
good the and debtated sufferers rapid
and permanent recovery, by using the famous Wyo-
moke blood brain and food. 1t has not failed
even where other methods have proved Intellectual
It's curative influence is Immediately operative, and
cures rapid. thorough and permanent. Sold by
all druggists at $780, $3.50 and $500 Try no other
nervine.
Three little boys, on Sunday were stopped on the
street by elderly gentleman, who perceiving that
they had bats and balls with them asked of their
number this question "Boys, you tell me where
all naughty boys go who play ball on Sunday? "Over
back of Johnson's damI" the youngster replied.
AN HONEST MEDICINE.-J. II. Northrup OF Lansing
burgh. formerly captain of the Troy police writes
rnnIv Of nr
dy" is great good. honest preparation; one that
may be depended upon" And this is the testimony
of thousands. Capt Northrup suffered from liver de-
rangement for years. and cured by DR.. Kennedy's
''Favorte Remedy" 1t is an honest medicine. and
sold by all honest druggists at the honest price Of
| One Dollar.
For earache, take small piece of cotton wool make
depression in the centre. and fill it with pepper;
gather it into ball and tie it up dip it into sweet
| oil and insert it into the
Teachers, authors and others OF sedeatary habits
| highly prize Malt Bitters.
We have known some extreme cases OF headache
cured in half an hour by taking teaspoonul of nel,
| powdered charcoal in half tumber of water. 1t il
an innocent yet powerful alkali
Says one "Kendalis SPAWN Cure is the best lini
| iHcHL lof human mesh ever uSeu anu thOuSdiiu
have extolled it in similar terms. See their adver
tisement.
As tram was going westward the other day sol
emn-looking man arose in of and inquired
"Is there any gentleman here from Fitchburg9"
man over in corner replied, Yes. SIR. am iron
Fitchburg." "Then," SAID the first speaker, 'pleas
lend me your corkscrew."
Why will men allow themselves to suffer and thel
noble horse when "Kerdals SPAWN Cure" apple
properly will remove all suffering from and beas
See advertisement.
| A faxseed placed in the eye will, it is said deveo
muclaginous substance. which win enclose an
carry away cinders any foreign bodies that ma
have found their way into the organs of vision.
DR.. N. g. WHITES PULMONARY ELIXIR is warrante
to relieve the Group in thirty minutes: To relieve
, common Cold Immediately: To relieve Asthma
once To cure all Coughs before liberation To GU
Sore Throat: To cure Hoarseness of singers or spea
ers: To always loosen Cough: To the patiel
to raise freely To always produce rest at night:
4 give satisfaction to all who use it..
e Group can be cured at by applying cloths di
ped vinegar and water to the chest and throat fr
quently changed, covering the cloths with dry on
until relieved administering small dose of ipecac
+ hive syrup. according to the age of the patient.
Y HUMAN BLooD.-On the purity and vita
J. ity of the blood depend the vigor and healt
il of the whole system. Disease of warrior
kinds is often only the sign that nature
. trying to remove the disturbing cause.
N remedy that gives life and viger to II
d blood, eradicates scrofula and other impur
A ties from it, as Hoods Sarsaparilla u
doubtedly does, must be the means of pr
D. venting many diseases that would occ,
without its use. Sold by dealers.