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Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-06-09
Important Advice.

Here are some suggestions impossi-
bic for most people to follow for the
cultivation OF health and yigor:
Eat whenever you are hungry. Stop
eating alter you are satisfied.
Sleep whenever you feel like il. Sleep
is one of Natures calls for repair OF
body. Hunger is one also.
Live on the ground rs well as in the
open air as much as possible. lnure
Yourself to weather and changes OF
weather. Human beings should not be
hot-houso plants.
Change your habits occasionally. DO
not always eat in the same place.
Sameness OF table, sameness OF cooking,
samcness OF association, samenoss OF
surroundings begets tameness OF appe-
tite.
Never get tired OUT II you can help
Il. Simple exhaustion has about as
much to do with disease as any other
cause. Three-fourths OF our complaints
are but different forms of exhaustion.
Discard during hot weather all tight
bandaging of the body, including col
lars, ties, shoes and suspendcrs. Weal
only loose garments. Work only in the
early. morning and evening hours.
Lounge during the heat OF the day
Find out your talent aud cultivate It.
The world really needs the best ofevery'
thing. The trouble lies in making the
world find you out.
Believe In mems goodness rather thar
their badness. Belief in total deprayity
creates biliousuess
Never hurry,
Never worry.
Drift along with the tide of events
Watch and take advantage of oppor
tunities. Don't set your head ON \ piaI
and in trying TO carry il out will
mathematical precision imagine tina
you can bend circumstances, person
or conditions exactly TO your liking
hunter never plans TO kiln his game il
certain spot, but to kill IL when h,
finds 1t. and the hunter who take
things easy in the woods Is apt to SCI
more game than he who hurre
through them as il walking on wager
IN y Graphic.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-06-09
HUMOROUS.

1t is terribly embarrassing to come
into town from fishing excursion and
find there is not trout in the market.
49, Boston Post.
Now Is the springtime of our dis
content. Tho season of marrying and
giving in marriage is upon us.-OH
CHg Derrick.
Here is another attempt TO deprive
woman of her rights. A male wretch
has got up an invention to prevent the
slamming of doors. - Boston CONNER
cidt BUiictta,
Although early in the season it has
already been noticed that the iceman
gives good weight 10 The family keep
ing a handsome servant girl. Rbtladcl-
phid Chronicle
The Law and the Prophets;
When asked his belief a law student
Rcnliel, IN a way most imprulcut
That his creed could be writ
In brief form, and 10 wit
" In the Law aud tho Profits. ioot studcnl'
--lidrrtId lfdrdr1tC,
A Somervile little boy, while look
ing out OF the window Of his home, saw
fan-tailed pigeon alight in front of the
house. 80 mother, come here" he
cried; and see pigeon with hustle
and trail on. w. SOmcrCiHe JoHynpi,
We know nothing in nature so
homely to look at rs a clans head, al
ways excepting plug hat and the two
resemble one another so closely that
but for the difference in size it would
be hard to tell them apart. -BoSlon
Transcript
Some one having offered aprizo for
poem in which the word "butter"
would he made to rhyme with "oieo.
margarine the Washington Republican
churns out the following;
Please pass the butter, cen
II it's oleomargarne.
--Gilhooly bought a cigar the other
! day, and, as he lit IL, the tobaeconist
said, with pride: That's fine I'M.
ported cigar. "ls itP' responded
! Guhooly. " II has always been a mys-
terry to me why Galveston does not raise
her own cabbages. - GalUeston NeWs.
How wonderful are the revelations
of science. II has been estimated thai
a boy can hear call TO dinner, though
half a mile awsy, in thousandth part
of 6 second. But call to duty. Well,
we don't wish TO be hard on the boy,
but it often takes life time for him to
understand it,-Ne,O HaUen Register.
--Genevieve Ward Is shocked beyond
all expression because men and womer
are compelled 10 sleep in the same
sleeping car. 1t IS dreadful. We hav,
often worried over the same thing, ant
been afraid TO 90 TO. sleep, lest som'
woman should chloroform us and kisi
as in our dreams. No man is safe in |
mixed sleeping car - BrriinQton Ha0F
ere,
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-06-09

"A California paper declares that
the Eastern press has an exaggerated
idea about the cost Of residences of
the railway kings of San Francisco.
AS a matter OF fact there is not n
single residence in San Francisco that
cost, ground and all, Sl,000,0O or
one.half OF It. The most costly man
sion is that of Mrs. HopSins, and that
cost, furniture, decorations and all, a
trine more than 100000. Governor
Stanford's house adjoining il, of which
so much has been said, cost less than
$3.50. 900 Mr.. Croeker's cost $500, 600
or thereabouts. All Of these houses
are OF wood.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-06-09

Albums containing photographs OF
ladies in each new dress they receive.
colored by the exact hues OF the mate
rials, are the latest society toys.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11
Rates Of Advertising.
WEEKLY CHRONICLE,
Swiss Mountains.

The admiration for mountain
scenery is Of modern growth. AS
with women, so is the standard of
beauty in regard to scenery very
conventional. The other day I was
reading an old German book of
travel. The author-a Baron-de-
scribes his tour through Europe.
When he comes to bis passage over
the Alps, he says: =" I threw myself
back in my carriage and drew all the
blinds, in order not TO be rendered
melancholy by the sight of the dis
NAL and dreary rocks and the horrid
solitudes through which I was pass
ing" These rocks are the Swiss
mountains over which we now go
into raptures. It must, however, be
confessed that there is q singular
sameness in mountain scenery. One
valley is Like another, one high
mountain is the same as any other
mountain, one pine wood is
the twin brother of all other pine
woods; and, as a cascade is only
water falling from a height, to see
one is to see all, while every glacier
is nothing more than heap of very
dirty snow, over which one labori-
ously stumbles with an occasional
glance down a hole, the sides of
which are made of ice. st. Moritz
itself, stripped of its surroundings,
is as ugly place as well can be i'm
agined. On a ridge overlooking the
smallest of the valley lakes is the
Kuhn Hotel, and around it are nu-
merous pensions. Below this in the
swampy plain are the Kurthaus and
the other large hotels. Before the
Kurhaus is an expanse Of dust, yels
low grass, and stunted frs, which is
called O garden, in which morning
and evening small band plays the
very worst [ ever heard, not except
ing the German artists that make
day hedeous in London. If the Wis
itor were confined to st. Moritz,
he would in a few days commit sui
eide. When he has looked again and
again at the little shops until he
knows everything that is exposed for
sale by heart, when he has drunk
glass after glass OF water until be
feels like barrel, and when he has
sbivered for q few evenings in the
corridors Of his hotel, with q vain
pretence Of believing that he is
warm, he has got through all the re
sources of the Kur Ort. To enjoy
himself he must take walks and
drives in the neighborhood. These
are endless. All that mountain
scenery can supply is ready to hand.
There are snow mountains and jag
ged peaks, there are lakes and pine
forests, there are by-valleys here,
there and everywhere, through which
he can wander, and some of them
end with glacier, Oh which he can
disport neutrality-suspicious.
Daily News.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11
MARKET REPORTS
Wholesale Grain and Produce Market.


CORRECTED DAILY.l
CHRONICLE OFFICE, I
Knoxville. Tenn. October 10 1851.
The grain market has been irregularfor some
days last with light receipts. The indications are
Quotations Wheat from wagons. 81. soal 42is
as to grade, dull. Large lots, sacked, will bring
more.
CoRN-Old. off cred freely in small lots at from
So to rs nominal new corn IN ear, about to
from wagons
0Ars-loose from wagons 40 to 4s per bushe!.
BAooN-Active, buying; sides, llzac; shoui-
clear sides, ll1a12c; shoulders, &c; hams,
I01za114c.
LARD-In so pound tin cans, 1ZllzLc.: Selllng
13a1ic.
PoTAToEs-Irish; new, zoe per bushel.
HAY-Loose, s0a90c per 100 POUNDS; baled,
PEAs-Season over nominal. 5OcaS1.o0.
BRAN-S1A0 per 100 pounds.
FLoUR-N0minai, country extra, puying, Gull,
S3.25a35O selling, S3:5Oa4.00 per sack family
buying, S35Oa3. rs selling. s3.75a4.oo FER sack.
FEArHE Rs-Dull, 56a57c
DRIED FRUIT-The market stands at Gha7A
for peaches and 81 for apples 6laek6enies: IL
allie Wh0rteberrieS, II cents SaspDerrleS rs
cents peeled peaches 12Hal5 cents p ars SalO
centSt
S3.40d3.50 busheI; orchard g ass, Sl.Io 10 SioO :
red TOP 80; blue grass, seed S1.25: seed wheat
Virginia select. rs buShe.
BufTER-Choice. roll. 15a2oc; prime. ea1oc
grease butter. 5aIc
EGGs-Activa buying at 10.
PoULTRY-Live chickens, hens. copper pound
ROSTERS 2i2c; turkeys, gObbltrs, &c; spring
chickens in demand size per lib.
RAGS-Cotton, 1l2c.
BEEswAx-Dull at 20c per pound.
HIDEs-Dry flint, 1Oc: green, &c.
TALLOW-5c.
FLAX SEED-Per bushel, SOC.
BRAss-I0a12c copper, 10a12c.
WooL-Firmer and in demand. Choice tub
washed, $50 fair to good, s.I2aa5c dark coarse
rs; unwaShed, 2212a25c.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11

A collection Of jokes, conscious
and tho reverse, perpetrated IN the
German Parliament, has recently
been published by Anselmus Face
tus IN Berlin The collection ranges
from 1867 to the present time, and
if the quips and cranks it contains
do not always seem to us unreason-
ably waggish, they are at all events
interesting as indicating the german
idea of joke. A portion of the
collection consists of the naive, and
sometimes oddly inconsequential, re.
marks of inexperienced members.
Thus DR.. Schwartz observed on one
occasion, that che had great plea
sure in saying that the motives of
this proposal, though unknown to
him, were yet fully in accordance
with his views and Herr Won
Vincke expressed his agreement with
= previous speaker to this effect; [
think just as he does in this mat
ter; / am exactly in the position
in which [ am" Similarly, DR..
Elllssen once oracularly remarked,
" The proposal of the honorable
member has either no meaning or it
has a meaning" On the other hand,
we should be probably mistaken if
we ascribed remark of one Herr
Schraps, to mere naivete or confu-
sion of tongue. 81 have supported
sad Herr Schraps, ''Dr. Reineke's
proposal, and will vote for it, but
shall be very much pleased neverthe
less if the House rejects it" The
jokes which are undoubtedly inten-
tional are sometimes rather grim.
Thus Herr Redecker, discussing
proposal for the complete isolation
OF cholera patients, doubted "wheth-
CT it would not be q surer preventive
to Kill off the first cholera patients
at once but we have hardly come to
that yet. There is certain hu>
nor, too, Of a melancholy sort in the
phrase of DR. Schweitzer: 1--WE
live in a country where the police
ere always with us, before us, and
behind us, and in our midst = Pail
Mall Gazette.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11
BURNETT's COCAINE,

. Unlike Ali Other Hair Dressings,
10 the best for promoting the growth of
and identifying the Hair, and rendering it
dark and glossy. The COCAINE holds, in a
liquid form, large proportion of deodor-
lied Coeoanut Oil, prepared expressly for
this purpose. No other compound pos
sesses the peculiar properties which SO ex-
actly suit the various conditions of the
human hair.
The superiority of BURNErT's FLAvoRING
EXTRACTS consists in their perfect purity
and great strength.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11
Coffin & Mckinney.
GOING WEST!
Sep1SeOd3lll

IN making arrangements to move from your old
i to your new home, 1t would be well to consider
what has been dOae TO render such "A journey not
only cheap, but as pleasant and free from acct
dc t and danger as human foresight and skill can
make 1t. BY construction, equipment, and good
management, the Nashville, Chattanooga and
It. Louis Railway merits Your full confidence,
having the very best rock ballast Steel-ra, fish
car Joint, IRON bridges, ana most thoroughly
constructed roadway, with air brakes and other
appliances TO secure safety, speed. comfort. and
sure connections. With It's superior through
coaches and sleeping cars, it has great advanta-
ges over other lines. and is enabled to offer the
lowest rates which can be had. few things OF
interest and Importance We mention for your in
formation. he question of baggage has always
been troublesome to passengers. The rule OF
this line is to check free for each person twelve
years and over, one hundred and fifty pounds
of baggage consisting of wearing apparel and
bedding, securely packed in trunks or medium
size boxes, well st dpped, and SeVeny-fiVe pounds
each for children between five and twelve years
old. Baggage should be plainly marked with the
goes. Tickets should be purchased from or
through reliable pa ties, and you should see that
trey are by the route and to the place you want
to 90 before paying for them Remember that
passengers have the RIGHT to select their route,
and 1t is the duty of Ticket Agents to accommo-
date passengers with tickets by the route they
wish to take, when it is possible for them to
do so.
You can secure the cheapest rates to Arkansas.
Texas, and the great Northwest by APPLYING in
person or writing to ALBERT i. WRENN, Pass.
Agent, No. Kimbal House, 2. o. Box 2,i4
Atlanta, Ca; WIN. T. ROGERS. Pass. Agent, and
JNO. Ii. PEBBLES, Ticket Agent, Chattanooga.
Tenn; Tom F. FOWLER, Pass Agent, and
WA. f. MARCH, Ticket Agent, church Street
Depot Nashville Tenn We refer with pleasure
to the editor and publisher of this Journal.
~. L.. DANLEY,
Gen'I Pass. Agent,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11
SlmM ONS
Liver REGULATOR
PURELY VEGETABLE),

Is absolutely certain in its remedial effects and
acts more promptly in curing all forms of MaIarial
diseases than cal0mel or quinine, without any of
the injurious consequences which follow their USE
II taken occasionally by persons exposed to
Malaria
III viii Expcl the Poison and Protect
from Attack!
As evidence, see extract from w. B. Yates let
ter. where the Regulator afforded protec ion from
the worst and most deadly type of Malaria, to-
wit Yellow Fever.
= "SIRs: have stood the storm of four epdem-
les OF the Yellow Fever. had il the first viSita-
ton, but during the other three used your medi-
cine. Twas continually in thu rooms of the sick
and dying but escaped. have had several to
ask me low escaped: l told them it was all
owl G to the virtue of your Simmons Liver Regu-
lator. II the Fever was to break out again and I
hld bottle of your Regulator would feel as safe
as If was 900 miles away.
Memphis, Tenn, April IL, 1879"
Having ne ltralized the poison of Malaria in
such extreme cases, it can be relied on as SOve-
reign specific and AntidOte III mider forms.
See that you get the Genuine in White Wrap
per. with red 2. prepared only by J. H. Zeilin &
Co.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11

FoR THE COMPLETE CURE OF CoUGH,
pains in the chest, difficulty of breathing,
and all other lung diseases which tend to
consumption, you will find that ALIENS
LUNG BALsAM is most valuable remedy
yet discovered; wherever it has been intro
duced, cures have been made, which have
astonished every one who witness its effects.
For sale by all Medical Dealers,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11
Atlanta Market,

TAtlanta Constitution, Get IL
FLOUR Family $3.50; extra family 1878
fancy S9.G0al0.75.
BACoN-Sugar- cured hams l4Hat5c Tennessee
hams none; breakfast bacon nom.
BULK MAATs-Clear rib sides &c.
LARD-Tierces 1GcMa17; kegs and cans 142
15c.
WHEAT-Choice, in car lots, Sizes per
bushel.
OATS-60a65c per bushei
HAY-TmOthy S1.25a1 80; mixed q. ;5ai 10
CORN-White $1.O0 in sacks.
MEAL-SI.G0. g.
PEAs-Stoek 75a90 per bushel.
POTAToEs-Irish. Tennessee, esttns, Sc 50a40O
per Dbl sweet S1.75 Dbl.
ONIONs-S425a4.75.pe barrel.
EGGS-Per dozen 18a20c.
BUTTER-Tennessee choice 271sasDS
PoULTRY-Yorng chickens. lsa25c hens
2Sa30 turkeys, none.
BEESWAX-20Eaa21c.
FEATHERs-New choice white 55a5oc.
DRIED Fabricated peaches, nominal; ap-
pies. 3ha4c.
LIVE STocK-Cattle, Tennessee choice sha4,
Sheep, Tennessee, sa4c; hogs, memo.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11

Nervous Variability, ScIatica, and all painful
Nervous Diseaes-A treatise by well known
physician, specialist On these Subjects
concludes as follows - Neuralgia is one of the
most painful of diseases, and is attended with
more or less nervous irritation. Scaica Is also n
fo,m of neuralgia, and all painful nervous dis-
eases come under that name. Neuralgia means
nerve ache, and therefore you can suhef VIVA
neuralgia In any part of the body, as the nerves
are supplied to esery part
Ibaye for many wears closely studied the cause
., ,'nnraigia' ana the nat re Il the nervous sys'
tam Win he many diseases that II Is subject 60,
@ b We tnmnd br ar Ual exp rience that the true
" Urinary cause OF neuralgia Is poverty OF the
nnrvu rs fGid-it becomes impoverished and
moor and in some cases starved, not because the
patieat does not eat but because what is eaten
is not appropriated to the nervous system there
are many Gus for this. but DR.. c. w. Benson 5
Celery and Clamomile Pills hHy5 in my hands
,rOyeda perfect remedy for this CONDITION and
these diseases
Sold by all druggists Price. so cents box.
De OF. 1G5 North kutaw St, Baltimore, Nd. By
mail, two boxes for 81. or six boxes for $3.50, 10
any address.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11
Chattanooga Market,

Chattanooga Commercial. Ocber ].
CoRN-On wharf, S5i9oc Ia depot 95c per
buShel.
WHEAT-Choice, S1-55a160 per bushe in
depot 145a1 80 on wharf.
MEAL-S1.00 per buShel.
MEATs-Bulk meats, long clear sides, lij4c.
BACON Tennessee sides. lac: LaIns, 14l1c
LARD--In cans, lac tierceS, 13hc. o.
OATS-Per bushel, 55 cents.
HAY-S1S0aa20.00 per ton.
PoTAToEs-Irish, S1.25 per busGel: sweet.
75c.
fancy, SS25.
PoULraY-Ch Chickens, 15a2Oc hens, 22114c.
EGGs-Per dozen, 15c.
BUTTER-Per pound, zoe.
BEESwAX-Per pound. 18aiSc
HIDEs-Green, 5laa6c; Salted, sic; dry
sailed, Sal0c.
FsATHERs Choice, 35a50e.
TALLOW-Per pound, &c.
LIVE STocK-aogs, 4a4]zc gross; cattle, 2Hs
el[e
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11
Nathan Stern

Has removed his stand to the marble front
building, opposite Sanford, Chamberlain &
Aibers, whore he will be glad to me all his old
friends and customers. From that day
he will carry larger stock of clothing and
at lower prices than ever He will absolute
ly knock the bottom out. Having been 20
years in the clothing business, he knows it
thoroughly in all its details. All that he
wants is for country merchants and retail
buyers to examine his stock aud he will
make it to their advantage
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11
Chronic Looseness of the Bowels

Chronic Looseness of the Bowels
results from imperfect digestion. The cause
lies in the torpidity of the liver A regular
habit of body can be secured by taking
Simmons Liver Regulator to aid digestion,
to stimulate the dull and sluggish liver and
rid the system of excessive and poisonous
bile. The Regulator corrects acidity of the
stomach, cures dyspepsia and permanently
creates regularity of the bowels alike free
from laxity or costiveness.
81 have never seen or tried such sim
ple efficacious, satisfactory and pleasant
remedy IN my life as Simmons Liver Regu-
lator.
MH HAINER. St. Louis, Mo-
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11

"Whero is the island of Java situated?"
asked an Austin school-teacher of small,
rather forlorn- looking boy II dunno, sir. "
Don't know where coffee comes from 2"
Eyes, sir; we borrow it ready parched
from the next door neighbor."
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11

A citizen of New Mexico, being informed
that in his absence a panther had attacked
his wife, and that she had beaten off and
killed the animal, merely shrugged his
shoulders and said: "Ef that panther had
nowed her as well as 1 do, he'd a never
riled her up, you bet"
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11

Well brought up.-(Scene: Bow street,.
Old gent Ito boy who has told him all
about it,: ''You seem sharp lad
Where We're you brought up?" Sharp lad
81 was brought up at the Old Bailey last
but I have been brought up here lots o
times before [ was shut up.n
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11

A Philadelphia nail-carrier IS suing girl
for breach of promise of marriage. He
should have stuck to his letters and never
gone to see-her. But why didn't the mail
carrier off? Or did he think there was no
wafer to act 2
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11
Live Stock Market.

Live Stock Market
KNOXVILLE, October 10.
CORRECTED DAILY BY BRADLEY LEE.
REVIEW.
The cattle market in good demand at quo
tations. Sheep in fair demand sheared
sheep 1c lower than quotations.
CATTLE.
No. l, 2l5c good fat, 900 10 900 lbs.
2a2Ac; ordinary, lIsa14c.
Best, 2I%a2S4c; good. 2c; lambs 91.eSc.
Veal CALVE5-Si .25a3 90.
HoGs-Fat hogs sc gross; stock. 4lac.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11
Retail Iron Market,

KnOXville.G3fObe. 10.
TIRE IRoN-Ty 20 horse, per pound, SIC; one
horse, per pound, 31ac.
NAILs-Per kee rates $3.50; per pound, SC.
Horse SHOE5-Per keg. $500; turned, Toe
each.
HORSE SHOE NAIIS-Per pound, 2Gaz5c
HARROW TEETH-Per pound, 5a3lac.
HoLLowARE-P Per pound. &c.
GLAss-Common SIZE per box, S3.25aS.5o.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11
Boneset Bourbon Tonic

This Tonic is recommended for Indigestion
and its attendant ills, and as preventive of
Malarial Diseases.
The material used is of the highest grade OF
excellence. No cheap. thin spirit. No incon-
gru0us mixture, gnOrantly devised TO embrace
the whole Matera MediCa.
Nothing but fine old Kentucky whisky can
produce a richness of flavor and generous
stimulant effect like this. Nothing but a blending
of homogeneous and wholesome tonics in Just
proportion can produce SO grateful Il stemachic
as this.
In our numerous experiments, continued for
seyeral years. We have had for our ultimatum to
make the FINEST, the most wholesome, and the
best Tonic in the world-we think we have sue
ceeded THE BONESRT BOURBON TONIC
CO.. Manufacturers, Louisville, Ky,
For Sale in Knoxville, Tenn, by
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11
Colden's Liebig's Liquid Extract Of
Beef and Tonic inyigOratOr re-estab-

fishes digestion; also admirably adapted for
females in delicate health who require a
tonic Stimulant. ASh for Colden'S, tahe
no other. Of druggists generally
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-10-11

1t is told for a fact that little f1axen-
haired boy of five years, who had passed
the afternoon at an art museum, looking up
into his mothers face, said: {" If all the
mammas, when they die, turn into mum
mics, do all the papas turn into puppies?"