The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1881-05-26

he would Have would sbeN q female doctor.
And why?, Because when a man has a
female fumbling around him he wants to
feel we'll He don't want to!ifeel bilious
or feyerish, with his mouth tasting like
cheese aud his eyes bloodshot.. when, the
female isslooking otera ahim and taking
acconnt,of Btotkii nj s.lis9 'iis lll ii'sji Z!
OF course these female doctors are all
young and good looking, and.if one of
them.came intoa sick room where man
wass in bed, and ] he',had gehills and was
cold d:as aRedge,s aud she should. sit mp,
closeito thgside of the Bed and take hold
of: his hand; ;lhiS S:pulss would run upsto
15O, lands world prescribe for a. fever
whenhe had dchalblaias. OH you cah'tt
fool uglon female doctors. gsA man who
has been sick and;had male doctors knows
Just how much he would! like to have 3
female doctor come tripping in. and
throw her :fur.liHed cloak over "a chair,
take off cher hat! and gloves and throw
them on "a lounge, and 3.come up to. the
bed with,e 81 pair sofi marine blue eyes,
with a twinkle in the. corner, and look. at
him in theyild; ;changesbls sfeyes, ana ask
him to run out his tQngae... ''iillRi
Suppose he knew his tongue was coat.
ed soiit tlookedelike athe yellow .Tlrkish.
towel, do,you' suppose he would want TO
run ont oyer1 five or lsix inches of the
lower part Of st, and let that female doc.
toripnt. her fngeffon tito see hoW. .furred
it.wasSi aNotmuch. BE would put that
tongue up into his cheek and wouldn't
let her. see ;it for 25 cents admission 2 We
have all seen doctors putitheir hands qn-
derthe bed clothes and feel sof mans
feetto see if they were cold. If female
doctor we're to do thatsit would give q
man cramp in the legs. A male doctor
can put; his hand on q man's.s stomach and
liver and lungs; and ask him iii. he feels
any pain there; buttif female doctor
should do the same thing, it would make
man sick, and he would want to get up
and:kick himself for employing q female
doctor. Oh, there is no use talking; it
Now, SUPPOSE i man HAS heart disease,
and female, doctor should want to! listen
to the. .beahhg Of his Heart. She would
lay her leit ear on, bill" left breast, SO her
eyes and rosebud 'mont would be oking
right in bis. face, and Her, ,vaYy hair
would be scattered all around there, get
ting tangled in the bnttons of bis shirt,
DOM tyou suppose his heart would getin
about twenty extra beats TO the minute 2
You bet! And she woGld' smile I've will.
bet $40 she would smile e2and show her
pearly teeth, and the ripe lips would. be
working as though she were counting the
beats; and he would think she was trying
to whisper to him, and We'll, what
would he be doing all. this time
IF he was not dead yet, which would
be wonder, his left hand would brush
the hair away from her temple and kind
OF. stay there to Keep the hair away, and
his right hand would get sort Of nervous
and move round to the back of her. head,
and when she had counted the beats q
few minutes and was raising her head he
would draw the head up to him and kiss
her once for luck, if he was as bilious. as
Jersey swamp" angel, and, have her
charge It Ia e'bill. And then reac:.
ton would set in, and he would be as
weak as cat, and she would have to fan
him and rub his head until he got over
being nervous, and then make out his
prescription after he got asleep. No. |!
all Of a mans symptoms change when g
female doctor Is practicing on him, and
she would kill him. - PscRs Sun.
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