Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-10-03
ALL SORTS.
There was young fellow named Hughes.
Who often had a fit of the blughes;
He tore out his eyes,
And and ate seven pies,

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And and ate seven pies,
And danced till he wore out his shughes
Exhausted and enfeebled constitutions suffering |
from dyspepsia, nervousness and general weakness |
cured by Browns Iron Bitters.
Ingersol draws larger crowds than any other lee
turer, and the Louisville Courier Journal says he will
Bob up serenely with the largest crowd hereafter.
HENRY's CARBoL1c SALvE.-Henry's Carbolic salve
is the best save cuts bruises Sores ulcers salt
rheum, letter. chapped hands, chilblains and
all kinds of skin eruptions freckes and pmples Get
Henrys Carboc salve. as all others are countereits.
Price Is cents.
DIR. Green's Oxygenated Bitters is the best remedy
for dyspepsia. biliousness malaria. indigestion and
diseases of the blood, kidneys liver. skin, etc.
Durno's Catarrh Snuff cures all affections of the
mucous membrane of the head and throat.
Dr. Motifs Liver Pills are the best cathartic
regulators.
Jones complained of bad smell about the postofice,
and Brown asked what it could be. Brown didn't
know but suggested that might be the dead letters
DR.. Baxter's Mandrake Bitters are superior COM
bnaon of barks roots and herbs attained by any
other manufacturers of bitters
Keep in the stable and always at hand Henry &
| Johnsons Arnica and Oil Lniment 1t is the best
remedy for hurts, bruises strains, etc.
For coughs, colds, Group, asthma, and all lung aec
tions. Downs Elixir, which has stood the test of
| fifty years, and has not been found wanting.
An Irish lady was SO much on her guard against
| hntraVinp national he rtad tn
have spoken of the "creature of vesuvius" fearing
| that the crater would betray her again.
TAKE CARE OF THE CHILDREN.-The system of the
child takes in the seeds of disease more readily than
the adult therefore parents should exercise great
and not allow cough or cold to run until the seeds
of catarrh, asthma, bronchitis and consumption are
| sown in the system. DR.. N. G.. Whites Pulmonary
Elixir is remedy well adapted to these diseases III
children and should be used freely on the first appear
ance of cough or cold
bridal couple from Washoe Valley at breakfast il
a Reno hotel. conversed follows HE "shall
skin you pertater, honey?" She: "No thank you
deary. have one already shun."
Indulgent parents who allow their children to ca
heartily of high-seasoned food rich pies cake, etc
will have to Hop Bitters to prevent indigestion
sleepess. nights, Sickness pain, and perhaps death
No family is safe without them in the house.
A South End girl thanked man who gave her hi
seat in street car. and he married her and proved
; be worth 100000 1--WE circulate this lie in hope
r inducing the girls to be more courteous.l
! Fruit of the tropics burning cline,
Thy wondrous virtues, fadeless still,
l Exert an influence sublime,
In mlnistering to human ill;
And many pang along our way
Sanford's Ginger doth alay.
n The reporter who requested to write up IL
death of two murderers said he'd see EN- hanged frs
Col. A. Wood Merryweather. whom everybody
Scranton, Pa. knows, writes and says: al had lor
a suffered from arrangement of the bladder and XII
neys: it had made my general health very poor.
: also troubled with indigestion phi
r gave only temporary relief and I experience
great anxiety of mind, well physical distress.
friend recommended Browns Iron Bitters. ha
used it with most gratifying results and just now
~ health never better. and feel that the cure
permanent"
d mans curiosity reaches the female standa
DR. until some one tells him that his name was in "
y. terdays paper.
SHAN'T TAKE BLUE PILL ?-No, don't take
~ and run the risk of mercuria poisons. but when
lie ious and constipaed get package Of the ceebra
~ Kidney-Wort, and it will speedily you. 1t
natures great remedy for consumption, and for
rd kidney and liver diseases Tt acts promptly tn
N great organs and health strength and
:, or. 1t is put up in liquid and dry FORM both act
with equal efficiency. Price 81. See advertisement