The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-03-17
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saFsetsea nsii suaa~ss.
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eAgas. be- seli sof,ly. 'snd wont pir'
10 spe5 enoaFh tos me. ard he dnu
match oFsr the leg 81 has uouscrN-
The following recipe for sloquetoe i
eigeu iya down east orn,of "Gc
ypurstii chort fall a lts subioei tnoei
psl she bnng. and lei nature carer
The two mcs vhou Ida Lewis sareS
tiss otb'r day we're musicians. bat lat a
n,t blame The poor girl she di3Bi tuov
il unill afies lhe saving psa over
-Hesry Wand Bcscl,er oaoo remaftss
ihsi u ssy institution should lsttow upon
hin, tie title q u D. he vouiA pot dasl
iesp go the Ds aud hnfl them bach
A Lonlan csLlnan called out after I
smart, dapprT h,lls gentleman sho saec'
psriioOlsrly large hsis. Come out Of thai
l.ai. wiIl YER ! knoss yer In II, cos ! see'
yer trc,.
4 young lady WAS earcssing pretty
spaniel and murmsnng: Il do love uios
dog "Ah'" sighed dandy. standing
resr. 4 would scn dog Never
mind. " rs,oat.sl the wong lAdJ, sharply,
5"ull gro~."
Stanley. says 10 American nation
could be -, down IN the heart Of Africa
ard ind itseltlcst II would not take a
? great while, though. for lightning rod
peidlers aud lifo insurance agents 10 open
Communication.
A gentleman greatly provoked one
armed organ grinder By asking him II lac
NAs survivor Of tho late var. "Why, you
t-olr exclaimed The irAie musician. ''do
me-, you see lha, ] snrs.yedY Do ! &c, as
though | was killed in the WARP
When yon see a young man sailing
dowa The street shortly after midnight
With his collar mashed down bis neck you
can make up your mind that there's a
Young girl crawling up stairs not far dis.
tAni, with her shoes under her arm and an
eKtinyuisl lamp in her hand
a Maryland man was kicked by a
mule jns, in time 10 get him out Of the
way Of a stroke q lightning Some men
would have seen special Providence in
this. But be didn't He cursed that the
lightning didn', strike him in time to get
him out Of the way Of the mule.
In tho Senate Chamber at Washing.
ton the chaplain offered the Lords prayer.
When he bal finished, Deolmey leaned
over TO Josonly, su,l remarked. "lle stole
that prayer, and / u bet a doodle on il,
fr b, ard the same ideas expressed in
Eureka at a funeral over two years agn.
- lie drew bis breath with gasping
sob, WITH quayering voice he sang, but
his voice leaked out aud could not drown
The accompanies clsmorous bang. He
l,st bis pitch on the middle A, he faltered
ua lower d. he fonndered at length like
battered wreck airift on the Wild, high G.
M Prudhomme lauds the advantage
u gymnastics; There is nothing like il
Tor the health, be says: 1T increases
mans strength prolongs bis days" But
our ancestors did not practice gymnastics,
and yet" They did not. aud what j.
the consequence They are dead, every
man OF them. .
Yes, said great traveller, get the
st Bernard II you want good dog.
Thousands Of times have seen this noble
animal in the bitter cold carrying his fro.
ven master 10y the slack Of lns trousers
over the highest mountains OF Europe
The truth isut half told about these su.
perb creatures"
"A little boy who was TO pass the after.
noon with neishbor's little daughter was
given two pieces Of candy. When he re.
turned bis mother inquired II he gave the
larger piece TO the little girl, "No, moth
or, didn't You told me always to give
the biggest piece TO company, and was
company over there"
lie WAS Just home from dancing school
Did you have agood time, my little mann"
asked his father YES, SIR; a real good
time | danced every time except the last +"
And why not them" asked the father
Because Mr. papanii wouldn't let me
aad ], Was real mean. for there we're two
81 three empty girlS
IL is mighty embarrassing to a man
~ho has some religious friends staying
with him 10 have his dog. which has boon
very quiet during the week days. begin
righ, after breakfast Sunday 10 run 10 the
gun IN the corner and turn 10 bis master
and sag his tail aud then run back to the
Gun again. Beekman win keep bis dog
thainei hereafter
"A witty old Amer an Judge, who had
spcn, an evening With young lawyer in
the country whose Office vas on the second
story, on his departure stumbled on the
stairs and fell 10 the bottom. The young
lawyer hearing ,be noise rushed out and.
seeing The Judge lying on his back at thu
bottom o. The sianS, hastenei down and
with great anxiety asked. rs your honor