The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-06-07
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Thers u no land. some girls, would
sooaer g,. TO than hT- land Dittoe,
Cunvicting man Of perjury per
jury is pathology of the law
[Gruellc.
Cheat is making its appearance in
mralows and in long-haired, ilinerant
com. doctors and catarrh smashers.--
IGlasgow Times.
Virtue, rose in the hair and a
plain, clean, white muslin dress is the
most bawitching dress a maiden can
wear Dittce.
Tie louisville Post is an asylum
for feeble minded editors, fact that
eNplainsits silly assaults on Senator
Questionable.
Some one afflicted, with lunacy has
started a-paper at Battle Greek, Mich.
called the Nightly Noon. Wonber ii
il, too, gets fuil?---[Great West.
A hardware man can show his hoes
and there is nothing said about it; but
when girl shows her hose. there is a
terrible talk,about t. State journal.
Miss Era. Kinney has retiredi from
the Ellis (ks. Headlight, and taken
editorial charge Of hus band. Her
future articles will be set in small
caps.-- Grnelle.
A new publication is called "The
Fair Barbarian" We haven't seen
the book, but presume it as reference
,oa belle who banged her hair
FOwensboro NJ. and L.
Anew York man has an artificial
aye which cost thousand dollars
it's, deception is so perfect that he can
see through it. That is what may
be call an eye dear Glasgow Times
Teu can buy a new testament OF tn,
newest summer style for ten cents
DO not let people hear You whining
any more about your not knowing
any better than to be a Republican,
Sunday Argus.
Honesty is said to be the best poll
ey, but people nowadays are so pc
I bite and scll-sacrifcing that they al
ways want their neighbors to have tin
best Of everything, except a trade
FGlasgaw Times.
So long as the world lasts Their
will always be somebody to raise h.
and exsct usury, notwithstanding tn
Newest Testament calls these twi
foes OF civilization by other names.-
Evansville Courier.
Yes, though they were secon
cousins, John Bower and Mary Bowe
concluded to marry, because she hel
the lett bower and he the right.
was done, however, while in the hea
Of excitcment,-- Dittoe.
When an lille man comes aroun
during your business hours. he think
lie has right to be offended if yo
don't drop your work and devote a
much Of your time to him as he. liza
leisure time to waste.--[ D;ttoe.
The wicked flea has invaded Il
sanctity Of woman's boudoir, and wht
The shades Of evening wrap their sab
mantle around tired nature, and Il
curtain is carefully drawn and the kt
hole stuffed, then comes the tug
war, or words to that effect, so v
have been told = Glasgow Times.
The average country newspap
editor is returning thanks through Il
columns OF his "vauablc" paper +
tavors, in the way Of luscious repa
Of red-ripe strawberries sent to h
sanctum by Mrs. Col. Somebody
Mrs. Judge Wbat's-his name.-
columbus Times.
Macyeagh for liberty he cried, Ma
Veagh for liberty and tried the 81
ring thieves.-[ Boston Post.
Good pun pun in, which there
wit: bat u begins tn look as If 4
Pennsylvania Cabinet officer we
about to MacVeagh for Jim Blai
and CHANDLER American.
g A great many people are being Q
rested for fraudulent use Of the maj
nowadays. Under this head we c;
attention to the designing young W
nam who dresses in white and loo
swcet at a.fellow for the sole purpo
Of invcigling him into an ice crea
saloon. II This isn't fraudulent n
of the male, what is it, Sundi
Argus.
The Princess Stcphauia OF AustI
burst into tears whilo being marri
recently because she saw a YOU
American who was her former loy
among the guests. It's very naugh
in the American young men to
across the water and break the hear
q, the fair damsels Of Europe. T
w. y. X. A. should see to it tn
Meacham Of the South Keutuckian
kept from going abroad Flemi
Co. Gazette.
Kelley's.