The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1881-08-18

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deliver itself: His hammock swung loose
at the sport of the wind, and tumbled the
Hon. J. S. Irwin on his head, and but for
the application of St. Jacobs Oil, he might
have gone ''where the woobine twineta. t"
Even so dear Beacon as many others have
gone, who failing to use the great German
Remedy in time, for their rheumatism and
other dangerous diseases, have paid the
debt of Nature" Rub is our motto.
A promising youth recently surprised his
father by asking: "Father, do you like
mother?" "Why, yes, of course" And
IBID she ever say so? ' MANY sI time my
SON." 'Did she marry you because she
loved your Certainly she did" The
boy carefully scrutinized his parent, and.
after long pause, asked, We'll, was she
as near-sighted as she is now?''
Regulate the Secretions.
In our endeavors to preserve the health it is
of the utmost importance that we keep the Sc
cretary system in perfect condition. The we'll
known remedy Kidney Wort, has specific action
on the kidneys, liver and bowels. Use it in
stead of dosing with vile bitters drastic pile.
1t is purely vegetable aud is prompt but mild
in action 1t is prepared in both dry and liquid
form and sold by druggists everywhere. Read
ing EAGLE.
The moonlight nights are glorious at the
seaside. Isn't it heavenl "" said Miss
Silly billy to Mr.. Polo. "What?" he asked.
why, the moon" ''Oh, yes, just too ut
terly heavenly for anything" "Oh, I do
just dote on the moon, don't your eyes,
its awfully nice, isn't it, and so splendidly
conspicuous, tool"
Why Wear Plasters?
They NAV ra1iavo hnt thew oan,t IN ro that
lame back for the kidneys are the trouble, and
you want a remedy to act directly on their So
cretions, to purify and restore their healthy
condition. Kidney Wort has that specific &C
6688a5s4d # shs sane time it regulates the
get package to-day, and cure yourself. Eth
er liquid or dry for sale at the druggist..
-Binghamton Republican.
"Where are ye livin' now, Moik?" "In
Donegal street, number elivin. Come an
say me-" Faith will. Shall come in
the airy or be the front dhoor?" "Dil
ha'porth do care, but as I'm occupin' the
garret, perhaps it wud be more convenient
for ye to come in be shkylight.-Br0oklyn
Eagle.
The highest hopes and interests of the race
on the purity, health and strength Of woman
hood We take pleasure in referring our read
ers to the remarkable efficacy Of Lydia E. Pink
n61Ll - Vok0GdUlo OO"pOuuu !" I'LL eAoI CAd5o VI
diseases from which woman suffer so much.
DIR. Mary Walker Indignantly denies the
rumor that she always pins her suspenders.
She whites out Delaying pin and runs it
through the waist band just like man.
This is the season for Bowel Complaints;
unripe fruit and exposure produce them, and
Perry Davis's Pain Killer cures them. It acts
with wonderful rapidity, and is perfectly harm
NJ Far oho bo vu;{ho,,k in
.ernal and external uses it has no equal.
PURE CoD-LvER On made from selected
ivers, on the Sea shore, by Caswell Hazard Il
Co., New York It is absolutely pure and sweet
Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all
others. Physicians have decided it superior to
any of the oils in market
DR.. Holman's Pad works directly upon the
liver through the pores Of the skin, quietly,
thoroughly, and without INCONVENIENCE,
performing most important function. It
is honest, effective and harmless.
A MILLION bottles u CARsoL1Ns, . deo-
dorized extract OF petroleum, will produce new
hair on million bald heads, which is some
thing that no other preparation ever discovered
will do.
A 15c box Of ''Rough on Rats" will keep q
house free from flies, mosquitoes, rats and
mice, the entire season, Druggists
See Here.
You are Sick; well there is just one remedy
that will cure You beyond possibility # doubt
If it's Liver or Kidney trouble, Consumption,
Dyspepsia, Debility, ::Health;:R Remover, is
your hope ST.. druggist Noyes Bro, Cus-
tier st. Paul
Has Everything Failed You?
Then try Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver
cure.
After all, gentle furgative is the best means
for curing headache, liver complaint, bilious
ness. etc. Take tSellers' Liver Pills."
Every one will find a general tonic in ''Lind-
sey's Improved Blood Searcher." Druggists
sell it It's what YOU want