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The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-05-11

Chronic Skin Diseases Carries of the Bone. I'm.
mors in the Blood, Scrofulous Diseases Bad or
Unnatural Habit Of Body, Syphilis and Venereal
Fever Sores, Chronic or Old Ulcers Salt Rheum.
ricketts,, White Swelling, Scald Head Uterine
Affections, Cankers, Glandular Swellings Nodes
Wasting and Decay OF the Body, Pimples and
Blotches, Tumors, Dyspepsia Kidney and Blad-
der Diseases, Chronic Rheumatism and Govt
Consumption, Gravel and Calculous Deposits and
varieties of the above complaints TO which some
times are given specious names,
We assert that there is no known remedy that
possesses the curative power over these diseases
mat Railways ReSOlvent furnishes. II cures step
by step, surely, from the foundation and restores
the injured parts to their sound condition. The
wastes OF the body are stopped and healthy blood
Is supplied 10 the system, from which new ma
terial is formed This is the first corrective power
of Railways Resolvent
II those who are taking these medicines for the
cure OF chronic, Scrofulous or Syphilitic diseases
however slow may be the cure, "feel better and
find their general health improving their flesh
and weight increasing, or even keeping its own IL
Is sure sign that the cure s'progressing. In
these diseases the patient either gets better or
worSe-the virus of the disease is not inactive: II
not arrested and driven from the blood IL win
spread and continue TO undermine the constitu-
ton. As soon as the Sarsspsrillian makes the
patient feel better" every hour you will grow
better and increase In health. strength and flesh
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-05-11

pocket with the envelope and laid il away.
When the agent called for help for the mis-
sions the young man thrust the Enclosure
into his hand muttering something that
sounded like Charity begins at home"-as
he had found by experience.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-05-11

He talked as If he had "a frog in his
throat" but he was only hoarse; a single
bottle of Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup relieved
the trouble Mt once; IS cents.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-05-11
RAILWAYS
Regulating Pills.
Perfect PurgatIves, Soothing AperIents ACT
without Pain, Always Reliable and atu-
raj In Their Operation.
A Vegetable Substitute for CalOmel

Perfectly tasteless elegantly coated with sweet
gum, purge, regulate purify, cleanse and
strengthen. Railways Pills for the cure Of all dis
orders of the stomach, liver, bowels, kidneys,
bladder, nervous diseases headache, constipation,
cOstiveness, indigestion, dyspepsia, biliousness.
fever Inflammation of the bowels, piles and all de
Judgements of the internal viscera. Warrantedte
effect cure. Purely vegetable, containing
mercury, minerals or deleterious drugs.
Observe the following symptoms resultngfro
diseases of the Digestive Organs.
Constipation, inward piles, fullness OF blood
the head, acidity of the stomach, nausea, hes
burn, disgust of food, fLllness or weight ini1
stomach, sour eructations, sinking or huttering
the heart choking or suffering sensations when
A living posture. dimness of vision. dots or w
before the sight fever and duh pain in the head.
deficiency of perspration, yellowness OF the skin
and eyes pain in the side, chest, limbs, and sud
den fiushes OF heat, burning in the flesh.
A few doses of Railways Pills will free the Eyt
tenn from all the above name ddisorders.
Price, Is cents per Box.
Sold by Druggistx
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-05-11
OVARIAN JUNIORS.

The removal of these tumors by Radvay's
Resolvent is now so certainly established that
what was once considered almost miraculous "a
now common recognized fact by all parties.
Witness the cases OF Hannah p. Knapp, Mrs o
Krapf, Mrs. ]. II. Jolly and Mrs. p d. Hendrix,
published in our Almanac for 1879; also, that OF
Mrs c. S. Bibbins In the present edition Of oul
False and True"
One bottle contains more OF the active princd
pies of Medicines than any other preparation
Taken in Teaspoonful doses, while Others require
i've or six times as much.
one Dollar Per Bottle.
The National tribune., 1881-11-26
a SEVERE REPARTEE

4 severe repartee is recorded of Foote, the
comedian, who, in travelling the west OF England,
dined one day at an inn. When the cloth was
removed the landlord asked him how he liked
his fare.
Il have dined as well as any man in England.
Except the mayor cried the landlord.
i do not except anybody, whatever, said he.
But you must!" bawled the host.
q WON'T"
"You must"
At length the strife ended by the landlord
(who was petty magistrate taking Foote be
fore the mayor, who observed it had been Gus
tomaTy in the town for great number of years
always to except the mayor" and accordingly
fined him 4 shilling for not conforming to the
ancient custom. Upon this decision Foote paid
the shilling, at the same time observing that he
thought the landlord the greatest fool in Christ
endOm-except the mayor.
The National tribune., 1881-11-26
HER PICTURE.

Yes, Pm going TO burn it. Her picture,
Which held IN n dainty gilt frame
Has been on my mantel a fixture,
Goes under il, into the flame,
And one last farewell look l ann taking.
If ever | loved her, It's DER,
And yet. at my heart i an aching,
To think I shall see this no more.
In tins picture, how well behold her,
Her bright eyes and pretty, sweet face,
Her white bust and one dlmpled shoulder
Half lost in a soft cloud Of Lace.
The other plump shoulder Just gianclng
through rich chestnut tresses is seen,
BY Jove. It's a vision enhancing!
No wonder they call her the queen"
And all the young fellows adore her
And some moi so young, too, maybe
And he who has not knelt before her,
Is thought an eccentric. All, me!
II really seems wicked and cruel,
To make OF this rare gem of art,
That once ! SO priced, merely fuel.
turn the card DER and my heart
l. steeled. There IS written: Thine ever,
With love, your own Dashie." That line
Seals the doom OF the picture. 1t never
Must meet any eye, now, but mine,
So here goes the picture with sorrow.
SO ends one sweet dream of my life,
For TIa going to be married tomorrow,
And that picture if kept, might make strife
-BOSto. Post
The National tribune., 1881-11-26

Many men look as if butter would not melt in
their mouths, and yet can spit fire when it suits
their purpose.
There are thousands in this world who fly like
vultures to feed on tradesman or merchant as
soon as ever he gets into trouble.
A little trade with profit is better than great
concern as loss; small fire that warns YOU is
better than large fire that burns you.
don'tthink that fortune haz got any flvorites'
she was born blind; and | n0tis them VINO
win the ottcnist go it blind, too
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15
A Lady Lawyers RetOrt.

Judge Tyler, of San Francisco, is
well known to the bar of that city as
most formidable opponent, both
forensically and physically, as many
"lesrned counsel" upon the other
side has found out to his sorrow.
The Judge, who is so used to
dominating his brethren of the bar,
recently met his match in the lady
lawyer of San Francisco, Clara S.
FOltz, who clipped his wind in a
manner that well-nigh suffocated
him. The story is too good to be
lost.
The case of Tyler We. The Hiber-
MIA Savings Bank was pending be-
fore one of the city courts, involving
the right to a certain deposit of
funds in said bank. Tyler was his
own attorney, and Mrs. Foltz was
attorney for the bank. 1t seems that
Tyler, by little bit of sharp prac-
tice, was trying to ring in a "cold
deck" in the shape of default that
had been erroneously dated, the ad-
mission of which by the Judge upon
the bench would have sent the de-
fendant out of Court. Mrs. Foltz
showed up the matter satisfactorily
to the Court and the default was
promptly set aside. This nettled
Judge Tyler considerably, and turn
ing to the lady counsel he said
sharply, in manner intended to be
intensely Impressive, that ''counsel
had better be engaged in other bust
ness" that "a woman's place was at
home raising her children"
The words were scarcely uttered
before Mrs. Foltz rose in her queen
ly way, and, flashing her blue eyes
straight into the Judges florid face,
she quietly remarked: "a woman
had better be engaged in almost any
business than in raising such men as
you are. SIR"
The Court commanded order, but
in tone that seemed to appreciate
the justice of the retort, while a
number of lawyers in court, some of
whose heads Judge Tyler has held
in "chancery" on former occasions,
came near exploding with suppress
ed laughter.
The counsel turned white with
anger and groaned in spirit, but
concluded that it was better to drop
the subject then and there.-San
Jose Mercury.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15
How a Story Grows.

A farmer was once told that his
turnip field had been robbed, and
that the robbery had been committed
by a poor, iuoffensive man, of the
name of Palmer, who, many of the
people of the village said, had taken
away a wagon load of turnips.
Farmer Brown, much exasperated
by the loss of his turnips, determin-
ed to prosecute poor Palmer with
all the severity of the law. With
this intention he went TO Molly
Sanders, the washerwoman, who had
been busy in spreading the report,
to know the whole truth but Molly
denied ever having said anything
about a wagon load of turnips. 1t
was but a cart load that Palmer had
taken, and Dame Hodson, the huck-
ster, had told her SO, over and over
again. The farmer, hearing this,
went TO Dame HOdson, who said
that Molly Sanders was always
making things worse than they really
were; that Palmer had taken only
wheelbarrOw full of turnips, and that
she had her account from jenkins,
the tailor, who stoutly denied the
account altogether; he had only told
Dame Hodson that Palmer had pull
ed up several turnips, but how many
he could not tell, as he did not see,
himself, but was told by Tom Slack,
the plownan. Wondering where
this would end, farmer Brown next
questioned Tom Slack, who, in his
turn said that he never said a word
about seeing Palmer pull up several
turnips; he only said that he had
heard say that Palmer had pulled up
turnip, and that Barnes, the bar
ber, was the person who had told
him about it. The farmer, almost
out of patience at this account, hur-
ried off to Barnes, The barber, who
wondered much that people should
find pleasure in spreading idle tales
which had no truth in them. He
assured the farmer all he had said
about the matter, while he took of
the beard of Tom Slack, was that
for all he knew, Palmer was AS
likely man to pull up a turnip as
his NEIGH hhnrs.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15
TERRIBLE RIOT.
The Cavalry and Police Severely
Hurt Thirty Irishmen.
Two of their own Number are Kill
ed and Others Injured.

A London cablegram thus tells
the story of the origin and progress
of the agrarisn riots at Clonmel :
When q Dddard, agent of the emer-
gency commission, was leaving court,
he was received with groans aud
Kisses. A priest was passing out of
the building when the crowd made
a rush to enter. A policeman in the
confusion laid his hand upon the
priest. The alarm at once went up,
Father Mahara has been arrested" "
The crowd became terribly excited,
and the authorities at once concen-
trated the whole force ofthe military
and constsbulary before the court
house. Bottles, stones and brick
bats poured i'm on the police and
soldiers. Capt. Slack, resident mag
istrate, threatened to read the riot
act, and at that moment policeman
was knocked senseless at his side
with a stone. Several priests at
once rushed to the magistrate and
implored him not to read it, as if he.
did the consequences would be ter
rible. The stone-throwing did not
cease, and as the captain, after read
ing the riot act, pronounced the
words, "God save the Queen" a
stone smashed the skull Of another
policeman standing behind him, and
the unfortunate man died to-day.
The police charged on the citizens
with fixed bsyOnets, and at the same
time the cavalry dashed into the
crowd. A scene of frightful confu-
sion followed. The charge of the
cavalry down the short street was
so impetuous that several horses and
riders dashed through shop win
dOws at the end of the street. The
air was filled with stones and bricks,
and the frightened shopkeepers who
were endeavoring to put up their
shutters were hurled to the ground
and ridden over. Several hussars
were unhorsed by the crowd and
tramped on by the horses of their
comrades behind them. The charge
through the streets lasted fully half
an hour. A portion of the crowd
fled. while others fired on the charg-
ing horsemen, and battered in their
helmets with stones. The hussars
used the fiat of their swords freely,
the point and edge being strictly
forbidden. One hussar in charging
around a corner met with a serious
His horse stumbled and
fell. Five or six of his comrades,
following swiftly over the PROSTATE
horse and rider. Before the men
could recover themselves, their hor-
ses had gallOped up the street, and
the men had to defend themselves
from the mob until they were res
cued. Owing to the exertions of
the priests, several of whom receiv-
ed many hard knocks, the people
were induced finally to disperse. A
soldier of the Fourth regiment was
so seriously injured that his life is
of. The doctor states that
the man, if he RECEIVERS, will be in
sane. About thirty citizens were
seriously wounded.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

The following is the latest parody
on MARY had little lamb"
Mollie had a little ram, fleece black
as rubber shoe, and everywhere that
Mollie went, he emigrated to. He
went with her to church one day
the folks hilarious grew to see him
walk demurely into Deacon Aliens
pew. The worthy deacon quickly
let his angry passion rise, and gave
it an unchristisn kick between the
sad brown eyes. This landed rammy
in the aisle; the deacon followed
fast, and raised his foot again, but
ah that first kick was his last. For
Mr.. Sheep walked slowly back about
a rod, tits said, and ere the deacon
could retreat, it stood him on his
head. The congregation then arose
and went for that ere sheen, but
several well directed butts just piled
them in heap. Then rushed they
straightway for the door with curses
long and loud, while rammy struck
the hindmost man and shot him
through the crowd.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15
Which Cow I:

Major Pearman, who is the Lin
coin Globes Washington corre-
spondent, has this to say concerning
the absorbing topic:
Nine-tenths of those who are now
lauding Garfield to the skies, are
damning Conkling and his friends
for all that is out, would about-face
all at once, should Garfield die or
resign, and Vice-PreSident Arthur
become the dispenser Of public pat
ronage.
1t makes all the difference in the
world, which COW gives down the
most milk, with a great many peo-
pie, and whenever the COW begins to
"dry-up," she is sent to the butcher.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

means require. Yet the exclusive
ness that obtains with regard to
methods of procedure, and the strin-
gent rules imposed upon all the
memb,rs of the craft, prevent that
wholesome competition which eX-
lists in all other trades. The conse-
quence is that the public are robbed,
and that a comparative few of the
members of the legal profession Oh
tain for themselves the chief portion
of the spoil, while the great bulk OF
them struggle on as best they can.
Our legal exchanges are filled with
discussions on lawyers costs. The
community are bound TO have cheap
er Justice il they can.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

There is one patient worker who
does not expect and is not expected
to stake a vacation" The house.
mothers needs are forgotten. Ii has
often been pointed outflow to the
men comes change of scene in
going out to business, how they get
at least an hour or more of fresh air
every day, and lubricate the ma
chinery of life by contact with ac-
quaintances and friends; while the
women suffer from the very quiet
of their home lite, not to mention
the Interviewing anxiety, cares
and labOrs. The wife-mOther should
be gently forced out of the home
ruts. Just because she thinks she
doesn't want to go is no sign that
she does not need to go. A tread
mill is one of the hardest things TO
get ont of gear, and the patient
plodder therein at last comes to
think that there is no other round
for her i'm the world. Therefore,
husbands, sons and daughters, take
our admonition, and help mother
of. Enter into an amiable con-
spiracy to convince her that she can
go. Persuade her that home is not
the best place to travel in, nor the
best place for some kinds of rest.
And don't wait too long, nor mis-
take resignation for contentment.
Minister to her while you have a
chance. .-LincOln Times.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15
Too Many Lawyers and TOO
Many Fees.

The following is from the ALBANY
Lac Journal. Ifa professional pa
per condemns these practices, is
there any wonder that the general
public have so much TO say? The
subject is well worthy the attention
Of the profession
The rock that the legal profession
are in most danger of coming to
wreck on is that Of excessive charg-
es. There is a continual low growl-
ing in the community on this SUBJ
ject. The following, in an English
lay newspaper, does not exaggerate
the matter: "There are certain well
known firms of solicitors who can
never be got TO render a statement;
they are perpetually applying for
checks on account, and generally
have the faculty of asking for these
at some critical time i'm the proceed
ure, when they know that the liti-
giant cannot help paying, in order
that his case may go on. Other
solicitors punish the inquisitiveness
of any who may wish for detailed
bill of costs by making it out to an
extent vastly in excess of the round
sum originally demanded" 1t is
notorious that the charges are alto
gether out of proportion to the time
given, the work given or the con-
sideration received, and all kinds of
vexstious obstacles are thrown in
the way of any who seek to effect
reform in this respect. The fact is,
that the ranks OF the legal profess
sion are overcrowded, and are being
added to year by year to an extent
which the public interests by no
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

The surest and about the only way
to build up a community, is for
those who have surplus capital, TO
employ it in some business enter
prise from which others, as well as
themselves, will derive some bene-
fit; and for each member of the
community to do what he can to
improve and render it attractive.
Almost any community can be made
prosperous and happy if all will
work together for the common good.
WILDER Opposition.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15
GOlum bus Post Office.

pen on sundays trem IL A. NJ. to u VI.
and from 1870 to q Z. NJ. BusineS>
hours except Sunday d A. NJ. to p. NJ.
Eastern mails close at IL AN.
Western mails close at 4:15 PM.
Vail leaves Columbus for Madison and
Norfolk, Tuesdays, Thursdays and
Saturdays, = A. VI. Arrives at q p. NJ.
FOR Monroe. Genoa. Wateryille and Al
hien. daily except Sunday6 A.. NJ. Ar
rive, same. d PM
For Postville, Farral, Oakdale and
Newman's Grove. Mondays, Wednes- =
days and Fridays, AM. Arrives
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays,
at 6P. NJ.
For Shell Creek, CrestOn and Stanton,
on Mondays and Fridays at A. NJ.
Arrives Tue sdays and Saturdays, at
6P. NJ.
For Alexis, Patron and David City,
Tuesdays, THURSDAYS aud Saturdays,
PM Arrives ut L. NJ.
For st. Anthony, Prairie Hill and 81.
Bernard. Fridays, . A. NJ. Arrives
Saturdays. 3P.M.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

Barb wire may be a good article
for fencing purposes, but it is also a
dangerous one. Last week Charles
Tate, residing in Vesta precinct,
started man to town for a doctor,
and the night being dark, the man
ran the animal, fine mare valued
at S25O,-against barb wire fence,
cutting her shoulder in a shocking
manner, and throwing the rider
against the wire, and injuring him
severely.-TecumSeh Journal.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

The people of New Hampshire
town are so fearfulIy lazy that, when
the wife of minister who had lust
settled in that town asked a prom
inent citizen if the inhabitants gem
orally respected the Sabbath and
RETAINED from business, he replied /:
"COnfound it, ma'am, they don't do
enough work in the whole week TO
break the Sabbath, if it was all done
on that day"
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

When General Joshua was fightin g
the Philistines he was all right as
long as he could hold up Moses
arms, but just as soon as Moses got
tired his arms weakened and the
Philistines got in their work. When
Van Wyck was fighting the battles
OF Mcbride, he couldn't make any
headway as long as Bob Ingersoll
held up the arm of Genera! Funke,
but j1st as soon as Bob weakened
the Philisites got i'm their work /:
captured the Lincoln post-office, and
marched off with Funke's baggage.
Omaha Bee.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

Some citizens of Scotia built a
ferry boat and launched it on the
Loup. 1t was wrecked on the trial
trip, and the crew, who disembarked
on the wrong side of the stream,
had to build another boat before
they could return home. Blue Vdl-
Ley Blade.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

Spirits of turpentine is given as a
sure cure for snake-bites on the hu-
man body as well as on beasts. Ap-
ply by placing the mouth of the
bottle on the wound, holding it there
a reasonable time, and bathe the
parts nearest the wound with the
turpentine. 1t does it's work better,
with less deleterious effects, than
whisky as an antidOte.-Sevard Re-
porter.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

The Lincoln JOurnnl was i'm error
when il stated that j. G.. Roberts
had received the appointment of
consul to Vera Cruz. f. III. Rogers,
of Fremont, was the party intended.
The climate of Vera Cruz is very
unhealthy and the good people of
Butler county would never consent
to the removal of their own Roberts
to a region of danger.-Schuyler
.SuD.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

An exchange says: when we
see a clergyman kissing the male
members of his flock as well as the
female-the tobacco che wing, pipe
smoking, beer drinking old sinners,
as well as the young and pretty
females-we begin to believe that
his heart is i'm his work.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

Persistence is as needful TO the
life of thought as to that of action
Though often confounded with OBJ
stinacy, it is essentially different.
The latter is dogmatic and un-
reasoning inaction of the mind, the
former is an earnest and continuous
approach to truth.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

Disraeli is said to have once made
tAe following reply TO Daniel O'Con-
nelPs satire on the Jewish race: at
i'll becomes Christianity to sneer n,
Jew. One great branch of that
faith wOrships jew as the Son Of
God, and another great sect has risen
a Jewess to the rank of God dess."
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

Lib.rty is to the collective body
what health is to every individual
body. Without health no pleasure
can be tasted by man; without lib
erty no happiness can be enjoyed by
society.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

A lawyer once rushed up to Jer-
rold in the street and said, with
flushed face: MIR. Jerrold, I've Just
met a scoundreIIy bsrrister.' Jer-
rold looked at him with a bland
smile, and simply answered: 'What
a coincidence
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

The meanest thing was done at
keokuk, Iowa, the other day, by
the heirs of the Magone estate, who
got together and settled their differ
ences. The estate is worth fully
$4,000, and the lawyers had only
got $l4 800 of it. 1t is believed there
has been trickery.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

Woman is content to build hap
piness on any accidental basis that
may be near on hand man is for
making world to suit his happi-
ness.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

a Buffalo Sunday school teacher
is in trouble because she gave her
pupils Concert tickets instead of the
ordinary merit cards.
The Columbus journal., 1881-06-15

Love is lOwliness on the we'd
ding-ring spsrkles no Jewel.