Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-03-25
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owe M - fNt'T II.
Tie who has i,Acn' aU,! ,ioes not teaci
l9 !ihc III, itlc III tt.r '''s-r',
! A Young man III n Lpu!-v;!la ball
70 IN had biz eye lUt cat ~ tjs pat
ntr. wiille da,,,iuS thn rarYI"'. W"
we've afraid II Wnuti cn".e to tnAiytt.
Poor maj! Aud =" ynu dIlu't pe'
arythins for y"ur Cu:l.tnas ? Well
Uev-r mud; jH-t wal u week and yonf
! bills Viii come e~armius Ill. You'll
get sometLluS then.
| A Michigan rector has purchased III
ctc.e lusi-ti of horse auI tnggy To
IN ,k- h'- 'urney an out station San.
| day aiteruuuus. He finds it q very
economical locomotive.
A drawinc.- ON car fall Of angels, v
Is the way I ra reporter sfutts the
TACT that humter III Urls uf $. Ans 6
school we're on their ~ay huulo To eu-
y the g irihtIu ~ vacation.
Ferry NJ ,rtin. 81 Ariz MA, climbed a
tree to shake down com. Just how
he felt zen he tounj the coan to he n
bear Viii never he known, HI bruir
catf-'d HIM A = limo aad he had a fall
Of fifty feet
When n boy walks with girl as
though he were afraid some one might
rte HIN. the girl Is hls Sister. If he
walks 70 close to her as to neA IL crowd
utr against the ieace, 1t Is another feel.
lows Sister.
Just after NJ. V-nnor curls mp snug
IN hat IL hl,
trOuud his cara, Mes. V-unur startles
him with the customary " There! That
front d"or lsu't 'cse l told yuu
That sou would Target i'll" Aud then,
30 you know, before that MAI comes
oack to bed. hs makes "a little note ter II
rnow storm that VIII discount anything
This side of the t. ernai Icebergs, With u
"lting northwest wind thrown in to
irift 1t, aud 40 usiuw' thermometer
- keep ii the,u until mkt spTlHR.
Nenn"r Is aguo, - 'tur.d man bImse!f
aud doesn't want to be 81 hart on us, but
ais vile does Torment Lin so.
Sitting Bull Is hungry; his bnffalo
n at Ii all R"u"; his ciutues are worn
uut, his bia, kst ID 'hfeaduare, he Eas
p.wned his ulster and hUid ils gun, th,,
Ct"uiiaD GJvtrnme,t lis tired IF hlm
aud ak ois to b"t rld Ut him, his taAe,
are oVofdQe, he Ga pay his reut, tue
SLOW Is iOnr feet on tue irvt uni wuua
IL six dollars cod, aud tie old scalp
after wants t. c0ne back To his old
restiva'ioI and draw new blankets and
'egniar ralOus un,iar the Starry H..
And IL w, wouldn't il be Just as we'll to
y,-, l.s 4
tI > IL winter III C.ua "a? We don't
".n; him back. aud II We let him stand
atouud III tho cold uutll next jane, he
viii = ob ,biy come hack litilc tia,
t,mest Indian that ever traded Iiu
robe for u quart Of whisky. Keep him
Out IN the back yard uulii alter CHRIST.
mas, any how.
AT the late New England dinner in
Nv York, sew, raj i'm portant facts were
~" Puritahs discover. America III
ll9! Tuat George Washington VA,
."in in FAbeull Hail. T4nt Sau
A ans discovered the Mi~s's~,ppi river,
ynd Mas tue OLD org inal 40 .er." That
miles s au.'ish put down the late re-
b"illou. Tnat Governor Wintl ~ Was
he original G ii Ill man. That til,
q 'nuecilrut river rises in lake Super
Tor. That tn. area If Ruode Isl .ud il
ont third larger than the state of 1, AZ.
t,at all the corn used west of tue A II, =
.,iiuuies is raised on Vermont rock
catches Tnlt JuIa Ward Hose
vote the emancipation proclamati n.
Ihe speakers we're all correct in OF e
.ense; New England ideas lave Ger
'ainIy Impressed themselves, and yer,
plainly, tno, in one way or another, on
every community i'll all this broad
land.