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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-01-27
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For Female plseasss, Monthly MenstruatlOns
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hence is the bost Blood Purifier. II is the
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For sale by all Druggists and dealers az 81. 20
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CANTED-Infornati OF John Leslie
w Quig. son of william Quig, deceased,
o rmerly of Philad, lphia, VIII q la entitled to :
m al sum OF money. Address the Pew
Co. for Insurance on Lives and Grantin.
nultieA, 1911 Chestnnt St, Phllad.mhiN.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-01-27

WY ANTED-ln private family bosrl for
w u lady and three children, Furnished
room preferred. References given and re-
qutred. app to A. care Herald Office.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-01-27

NOR BALE A rare chance VIII sell at
L bottom prices, for cash ortrade forimproved
property or secured pOtag, forty sulky plowa
by best manufacturers and OF the bost nuke.
Apply al Milburn wagon depot, on Austin
street, in rear Of Adams & Leonuri's bank, to
W j, Britt
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-01-27

TNTANCED--By g young man Of experience
w a situation in a wholesale OF retail
grocery. Speaks Two languages, and Knows
bookkeeping. Best references given. Address,
for three days, Competent, this office.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-01-27
DIR. s. EAGAN.

Having permanently located in Dallas, re-
spec folly offers his professional services to
the community.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-01-27

VITANTED-Ou New Orleans & Pacific
w railway 800 teams, 800 men, % team
sters. Teams, SO 50 per day, men 81 IS per
day, teamsters $50 per month and board
Carney Hart, contractors, Shreveport, La,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-01-27

Y Osr = A lAdy's has aud gold chain, be-
II tweeA Griffith street aud the City lumber
yard: marked mrs. Y. o. r ard. - AllbeIal
reward win be paid by leaving 1t at Senate
sAlOOu
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-01-27
m1sCRLLANEOus WANTS.

VAj ANrED = White woman; also girl be-
w tween l9 and II years old, to do gem
eral house work German preferred. Apply
to Mrs. F. A Glass, lcorner Akard.and Young
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-01-27

EORSALE CHEAP,-ThJeel lots, with z 5oi
4 well and fenced, block No.2N6, on Caroline
street. Wll be sold cheap for cash. Enquire
at No, III Catolinc street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-01-27

NATANTED - Jourueymau Barber. 70 y
w sober, good workman, steady job
VIII be given all the year around No other
need apply Address WIN. b Wright, Palea-
tine, Anderson county, Texas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-01-27

yIOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-Fo improved
< Dallas city property, house and lot Ia
cour house ADDRESS box 2l9, Dallas, Texas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-01-27
Take BLAoK.Da4uGATu and ,o,,

will never be biliOus.
For sale by oil Druggists
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

Ne bare m0,0 open for is,spec-
ton, at the stand No. II East
Third street, the finest line of
goods pertaining to oar business
eve,' before shoscss to the public of
the Northwest, our Sister Cities
not excepted, comprising all
kinds of
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

Noted for its excellent fishing, boating and
bathing, suitable fer gentlemen'S private resi-
dences, situated only about Ak miles from
the city limits of st. Paul and Minneapolis,
at the junction of the Minneapolis g. st.
Louis railroad, and at the end of the extension
Of Rice street, on the Centerville and Rice
Lake road. The situation is unsurpassed for
MS picturesque, beautiful and romantic
scenery, forming complete panoramic view
that extends for miles. This desirable prop
erty must be seen to appreciate its beauty, and
embraces also about 10 acres of cranberry
marsh, 200 acres of choice meadow and 300
acres of good oak timber lands; the ground is
rolling, fine soil for farming purposes, and
will be sold in tracts of ten, twenty and thirty
acres each. This locality is celebrated for it's
salubrious, pure and invigorating air, and
offers unusual inducements to all those that
desire to purchase quiet and healthy place
for Summer residence on this charming
lake. The sale will be absolute, to the highest
bidder, without limit, and will take place on
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16
q; IA
MON FORT aCO
MOI :s:sia l:yI[h!sl: ISI.s:|iSSS

JULY 20, 1881.
We have tust received a large consignment
of fire imported Clarets and pure Olive Oil,
which we offer at extremely low figures.
Having accepted the agency for the sale in
the Northwest of the celebrated 'Duc de
Nontebello" Champagne, which is shipped to
us directly from France in bond, we are now
Drepared to fill all orders for this superior
WINE promptly snd at a reduced price.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16
Oct. 20, 1881,
At 2 O'clock, Sharp, on the Ground.

In Watson's Addition to st. Paul, well To-
Gated on Randolph, Juno, Olivette. Victoria
and Milton streets, lying just West of Fort
street, close to the Chicago, st. Paul &
Omaha R. R. Company's new shops, which
will employ from 500 to 1000 men, making
these lots very desirable for residences for
men employed in these shops. Are also near
the proposed extension of the City Railroad
and of the Fort Smelling motor lines. Size of
lots, 40x150 and 40xl20 feet each. The pre-
prietors of this addition are now constructing
90 Houses upon these lots at an average cost
of about $500 each, for the express accommo-
dation of Workingmen. Be sure and attend
this sale and don't lose the opportunity in Sc
curing place for the FIXTURE home for your
family, which you can buy at low rate at
your own prices, as these lots will be sold to
the highest bidders, and without reserve.
TERMS OF SALE VERY EASY-Only
one-third C ash and the balance in 1, 2 and 5
years, at per cent. interest. A liberal dis
count Will be made on all lots bought for cash.
Free omnibuses will leave the Merchants
Hotel and No. 81 E. Third street, at o'clock
on the day of sale.
N. B. Should it storm on Saturday the sale
will be postponed until Monday the 3lst, at
the same hour and place. Call for map.
J.J. WATSON,
]. Q. ADAMS,
Proprietors.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

,NE VERY BEAUTIFUL French clock.
" Egyptian variegated marble black and gold
30-day quarter repeater. Cost $500; for 800.
Others from Sl8 to $50. At LYTLE'S, Al
Jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

one PAIR OF SOLITAIRE DIAMOND
" EARDROP; white and brilliant S65 One
pair solitaire eardrops, handsomely mounted;
weigh almost two karats; for SIS. Diamond
collar button, cost $25; for So Handsome
diamond stud, $35. At LTTLE'S
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

cos COST s90--Solid gold hunting oval
RoC case, top and bottom engraved, near
ly new, first class, full jeweled American
movement, stem-winder. At LYTLE'S, Al
Jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

W0S COST $1OO-Open-faced, silver case
RoC stem winder, with independent quar-
ter second fly back movement, in gold cases 1t
would be worth $500. At LYTLE'S, Il jack
son street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

C1oLID GOLD AND PLATED neck-chains,
Dcrosses and pendants; earrings sleeve but
tons, plain gold rings. plain band and en-
grayed rings; set rings, in cameo
intaglio, garnet, ruby, onyx, tobaz, pearl,
amythyst, Turquoise, etc. At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

8C . COST S90--Solid gold mansard case,
eDCC handsomely engraved, full jeweled,
quicktrain, Springfield movement At LY-
TIES.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

T AIDES WATCHES-Handsom enameled
IL watch with full jeweled nickel movement,
with heavy double-rolled gold-plate vest chain
with lions head (made of alabaster) for
charm: rig cost $50; for 1927; in elegant condi-
ton. At E. LYTLE'S, Al Jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

G100 COST S2O0-Weighs two karats;
plOOwhite and brilliant; nicely matched
pair of solitaire eardrops. At LYTLE'S, Al
jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

GOLD GOLD HUNTING CAsE--Full jew
~ eled lever movement, patent regulator
(would be worth, new S70), for 500. At LY-
TIES, fl Jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

GHn COST Handsome cluster dia-
P ~ mond ring; opal center surrounded
by twenty diamonds. At LYTLE'S
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

WE ALSO have in stock large assortment
Wy of solid gold, filed and plated bracelets
of fashionable and handsome patterns that we
are selling at very low prices. At LYTLE'S,
Al Jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

IA CROSSES-Of all designs and patterns
made, at low figures. At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

d On COST $45-Open face, OF. case. first
DSV class Elgin movement, carried, only
few days. At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

THIS Is ONLY A DESCRIPTION-Of a
Il few Of our gentlemen's watches of all
makes and all grades. Son1 of the finest
watches made, Towards, Jurgensen's and all
the finest American makes.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

OUR STOCK OF DIAMONDS is larger than
1--WE ever had.before. We will sell you a pair
of solitaire ear-drops for $500 that can't be
bought less than $500. At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

SOCOsT s225-Extra heavy 1s-karat
DlCVgol hunting, beautiful enameled,
with scOlloped-edge case, nickel movement,
full jeweled top and bottom with French ru-
bies, with French woven chain, with a spray
of gold, and stem set in pearls for sllde-this
if something rich and rare--in elaborate plush
velvet case. At LYTLE'S, Al Jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

GGE COST $120--Heavy solid gold hunt
ROO ing mansard case, velvet trimming
with strap and shield engraving, fine move
ment, stem winder and setter. At LYTLE'S
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

OUR STOCK OF LADIES' WATCHES is
" immense. We have ladies' watches of all
the latest, most fashionable, in various styles
and patterns in Waltham, Swiss and Elgiu
movements. A varied assortment of gold
chains in guards, ladies' vest and leontine pat
terms. E. LYLE.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16
FIVE CENTS ALINE
UNREDEEMED PLEDGES.

DAwNBROKERs' UNREDEEMED PIED
l. GES, E. LYLE, Pawnbroker, Al jack
son street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

SEvERALH HANDSOME FRENCH CLOCKS
Nat less than half their original cost. ALLY
TIES.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

ID One muzzle-loading gun for 800, cost
s3s. One 9% pound gun, rebounding locks,
ETC., cost s4S, for s23. One 10-pouDd gun,
rebounding locks, pistol grip, engraved and
smoothly finished, for $3S, cost $65. One
nice, smooth breech-loadng gun SlS. Several
double barrel breech loading guns at half
price. Two or three nice Parker guns at re-
duaed prices. At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

A NUMBER OF FIELD GLASSES, some
N imported Lamaire & Bardeau's. One
Lamaire in good condition, cost S2S, for S13;
one Bardeau, cost s4S, for s23; one for Sl1,
cost 500; one for SIG, cost $50. At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

culver WATCHES-In silver watches we
- have very large stock in key and stem
winders, hunting and open face, Swiss. How
ard and American movements. At LYTLE'S,
Al Jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

ONE EXTRA LARGE MUSIC BOX, beauti-
" fully inlaid; plays ten tunes. Cost SS5;
for $40. At LYILE'S, Al Jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

d Ok COST S55-Handsome filled case,
PA ~ full jeweled American movement,
warranted number one time piece. At LY-
TIES, Al jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

A VERY HANDSOME MUSIC BOX-Plays
IA 4 tunes, extra fine tune box, handsomely
inlaid, cost $3S, for S22. At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

GonCOST 4O-solid gold, full jeweled,
RZU nickel movement, pretty little watch.
At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

G0OO COST s35O-7O dwt. box case,
pAOO engraved border and edges, stem
winder, independent quarter sweep fly back.
Made by the celebrated Paul Mathew. At LY-
TIES, al jackson street
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

N1HE DIAMOND EAR-DROPS-Gol watch
i and chain, necklace, bracelets, etc. that we
give to our patrons on Christmas day are on
exhibition in Mr.. LYTLE'S window
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

DIAMOND SCARF PINs-Coral ball with
- a perfect fly set with diamonds and ru-
bles; something unique and handsome; cost
$25; for S12. Hoisted umbrella; little dia-
monds representing drops of water falling off:
cost $40; for $40. Several others that are odd
and pretty, in shape Of squirrels, grasshop.
pers, monkeys, ETC., set with diamonds. At
LYTLE'S, Al jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

0O6 COST $75--Solid gold hunting oval
RcC case, stem-winder, Elgin movement,
looks as good as new, splendid time piece.
At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

G1Hs COST S325-Solid gold hunting
plOO plain engine turned case, stem
winder and stem-setter. independent quarter
sweep and fly back At LYTLE'S, Al jackson
street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

4 NUMBER OF SOLID GOLD 15-KARAT LACE
"A pINs--At one-h half their original cost.
AtIYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

d EMEMBER THE NAME AND NUMBER
IL The old established and reliable house
of E. LYLE, Il Jackson, opposite the Mer-
chants hotel
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

GOE COST S75-Solid gold, mansard case,
DCO prettily engraved, fine Elgin move
mens, stem wind and set, as good as new. At
LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

SEVERAL PAIRS of handsome gold eye
~ glasses. Cost $40; for So. At LYTLE'S,
fl jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

4 VERY HANDSOME GUITAR in good
n condition. Cost 500, for $40; one extra
fine guitar, handsomely inlaid and trimmed
with pearl, cost $40, for SIS. At LYTLE'S,
fl jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

WE WILL SELL YOU an open face silver
w watch, as good as new, cost $50; for
s15. E. LYLE.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

ohio COST S225-Extra heavy 1S-karat
DIlO case, beautifully enameled, set with
twenty-five real diamonds, extra fine nickel
movement, with set jewels, and handsome
pattern 14-karat guard chain, with slide orna-
mented with tassel and pearls. At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

CEVERAL HANDSOME OPERA
~ -Ofthe finest makers pearl and plain sill
verware, office clocks, ETC.. etc. At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

nNE GUITAR-Cost $50, for 81. At
" LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

G70O COST Solitaire diamond lace
DlOUpin; diamond weighs ~ karat,
pure, bite and brilliant. At LYTLES'S,
IL Jackson st
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

d a n COST S55-Handsome solid gold
DZO hunting case, in good condition, first
class Elgin movement. At LYTLE'S, Al
Jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

G1O0 COST $175-Double palace hinge
kplOO hunting, engraved border and
edges, IA size gentleman's watch, Roman fig
ures on dial, patent regulator, adjusted to heat
and cold, perfect little beauty. At LYTLE'S,
Al jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

ANE SET FOR s45-Cost $75, cameo and
" pearls. One set with Carbunkle center,
surrounded by two circles of pearls and one
circle of rubies. Cost $50; for S25. AT LYTLE'S,
Al Jackson street
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

0NE OLD VIOLIN-Sweet toned. Cost
~ S35, for SIS. At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

ONE OLD VIOLIN-Fine. Cost $50, for
~ SIS, one for s12, one fer S8, one for S..
At LYTLE'S, Al Jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

4 NUMBER OF Winchester, Martin,
N etc Revolvers of all makes. At LY-
TIES, Al Jackson street.
DEST compressed ivory poker chips, nicely
ID finished at $3.50 per 100. At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16
FIVE CENTSALINE
MONEY TO LOAN-On all goods of valu e
Vl E. LYLE, Al jackson street.

Culver WATCH-For So, cost SIS; silver
- watch for Sc, cost S15; silver watch for
$50, cost S42; silver watch for $15, cost S35;
silver watch for $35, cost S65, carried onl,
two days. Open face silver watch and chain
for 81, cost %. We quote these prices to show
you about how we are selling silver watches.
At LYTLE'S, Al jackson street.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

GEVERAL LADIES' SETS-In rubies anl
~ pearls, black onyx, etc. At LYTLE'S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16

G1SS COST $225-Diamond stud; weighs
DAOo z karats. At LYTLE'S.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-06
- . -
The Vote of California

1t seems that the Republicans have not
only secured one Elector in this State, but
according to Democratic methods. the whole
State should have been counted for Garfield
Under the law relating to the election OF
Presidential Electors, the Secretary of State
on the last Monday in the month Of the elcc-
ton, or as soon as the returns have been
received from all the counties in the State,
if received before that time, must compare
and estimate the votes given to the Electors,
| and certify to the Governor the names of the
proper number of persons having the high
est number of votes. This duty the Secrc-
tary of State performed yesterday, the latest
date provided by law. Had the Secretary
of State, who acts as Returning Board in
this matter, been content to have simply re-
ceiyed and checked off the packages Of each
county until all were received, and then
made the official canvass, he would have
been obliged to have rejected the returns
from Mendocino and Siskivou, and to have
accepted imperfect returns from Lassen ;
and since Mendocino and Siskivou gave an
aggregate average majority Of 442 votes for
the Hancock Electors. it is plain the remain
ing counties would have given the other FIVE
Garfield Electors plurality of about $50
votes. The difficulty with the returns from
LasSen were that they had omitted the votes
cast for two Democratic Electors, and as
these returns were duly certified and sealed,
they were, according to Democratic methods.
the best evidence that could have been had,
providing, of course, the missing votes had
been Republican. Bat the Republican Sec
retary of State mad looked into these pack
ares of returns a. they were received and
discovering the errors and omissions referred
To, teegraphed for other and correct returns.
pointing out the fatal mistake in the first,
and in this manner five Democratic Electors
have been declared elected by an average of
81 plurality.
We understand that in the solid South, as
well as in the extreme Northe lst, when a
Democratic official gets this kind of advan-
tage over the Republican voters he lets them
know the penalty of such carelessness by
throwing out such returns, and, indeed, in
this State we were treated to some of the
same kind of business in Stanislaus county
at the last election. The Democratic Board
OF Supervisors, in canyassing the returns,
found that the tally lists and poll lists from
Oakdale and Empire Precincts were missing.
They were asked to adjourn, as they might,
under the law, to give an opportunity to
have the returns completed, but the board
refused to adj journ. 1t has been ascertained
since that the missing returns were sealed
up with the tickets by mistake. 1t is, per-
haps only coincidence that these two pre-
cincts were Republican, and that by not
counting them democratic Supervisor was
elected instead of Republican.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-06
Vol. XVII. Whole No. 1854. mol.
Brooklyn Eagle.l
A Literary Question


-" hat seems to be the matter here ?" in
CURED the city editor, as he entered the
local rooms and found two reporters rolling
over each other on the floor. ''Stop this.
-" hat s the troube?
=" lie says my account of the funeral yes
terday was all slush, painted one of the
contestants climbing to his feet. "It's twice
as good as his account of the fire"
"lISnt either objected the other. Il
can write all around him with one hand and
hex him with the other. Look at his funer-
al business; be says: "The corpse stood
IN neat casket which looked as natural as
life while the organ strains blended with a
hnc cross and anchor presented to the de-
ceased by his partners as a token of their
esteem.
"Well. wasn't it?' demanded the funeral
reporter. "See how he puts up his fire:
'Englne Not got the first stream on the
Fire flend, who shot forth his starry tongue
and rolled his eyes sayagely as the crystal
drops fell thick and swift on his red and vel
low hide. AZ this Juncture the hose burst,
and but for the prompt arrival of No 4, the
monster would have strided through the
city, leaving burning pathway of widows
and orphans.
er' when 1 arrived, he had the bulge.
but look at this for a funeral notice: The
mourners were 'eiled' but not so keenly as
y hiae 'heIi soo1 from 'he Keen observer.
"A u'ln tgliSlous ii9n' prevailed contrasting
paGaSa,,i ppaGa.fa,ai WIN ene discourse which was
calGIialeu 70 comfort 'h"se VINO were weary
am anu liea'! iaaeli, oi "rlcH thefe We're SIX,
az az plo1iiiiThe Th t',iZenSi VINO acted as pail
bearers nat "hat called slush.
,,S',, :" nat aoes .l . ne know about writing ?"
tt"allaeu S; e tne IuheraI al, reporter Listen to
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y '.e Io4r"iH Ines clm1ed' shrek!nS
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l"o''s II III f'ioS lhoHiP'oh' "hen they
were 'ieoNeu .! lnt gush OF the enraged
az S.''tS' anu ufoPPesu aHrIehted through the
hoo' i't'o r Nn'o"e'Il NJ oaroer establishment