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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27
Shakespeare Revived,

To ache or not to ache that's the question
This cheerful conundrum, ye rheumatic
suffers, is by no means ms difficult as pro.
position in Euclid. Try DR.. Thomas
Eclectric Oil and you will find Il just as
easy MOTTO ache as to ache.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27
A Card.

To all who are suffering from the errors
administrations ofyouth, nervous weakness,
early decay, loss Of manhood, etc, will
send recipe that will cure you, free OF
charge. This great remedy was discovered
10y Missionary in South America. Send
q scIf.addrcssed envelope to the Rev. Joseph
T. Inman, Station d, New York City.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27

When eve upon the first Of men, the apple
pressed with spccious cant,
Oh what Il thousand pitics then, that Adam
was not Adamant,
But though by his false STEP we were doom
ed TO life OF endless toll
One certain comfort We can get, to cure
ihcumatics, Eclcctric OIL
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27

There are few voices in the world, but
many echoes,
There are fey "if any" medicines in the
world that are better for
BiIousncss, Indigestion or Sick Head
ache than Spring Blossom.
Prices; ST., 80 cents, and trial bottles
10 cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27
A Bachelor.

Free from safety care and anxiety,
charms in variety fall to his share.
Bacchus's Blisscs and Veuus's kisses. this
boys, this, is the Bachelors fare,
But when Indigestion assails, and you
cannot get rest,
Who but wife can administer Spring
Blossom the best.
Prices ST., 50 cents, and trial bottles
10 cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27
Opinions.

The nakcdness Of this INDECENT world,
may be clothed from the trimmings of the
vain "Goldsmth"
Sufferers from disorlered Stomach, Bill.
iousncss, etc, can be cured by Spring Bios
som, "Fostcr, Milburn & Co.," Buffalo.
Prices; ST. 80 cents, and trial bottles 10
cents
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27
WHEN you with Rheumatism groan
Or with Neuralgia labor;
Ee sure to use st. Jacobs Oil,
And then--go tell your neighbor.

n'1iioiiARDsoN, Sac and Fox Agency,
indian Territory, says: Tho "Only Lung
i'ao mas restored me to health, and shall
Adv.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27

DR., Klinc's Great Nerve Restorer is the
marvel Of the age for all Nerve Diseases,
All fits stopped free Send to 931 Arch
street, Philadelphia, Penn,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27

EVERY woman should know that Carriers
Little Liver Pills are Il specific for sick
headache Only one pill dose. %
cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27

If YoU want to get rid OF plmples, boils,
letter, &c, use "Lindsey's Blood Searchcr. "
Sold by all druggists.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27

"DR SELLERS CouGH SYRUP will en-
sure you good nights rest 1t is the best
cough medicine in the marke. Price %
CENTS,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27
Sold by all Druggists. PRICE 50 cents and 81 Loo.

TO olU I" SClIL IT, Druggist Cairo Ills, National
pounds, - ~ ''N ~
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27
Carriers Little Liver Pills

Aso cure an iormr Of Bnou-urss, prevent Consli
phiion and Dyspep-H, promote Digestion, relieve
distress from TOO hearty eating, correct Disorders
Of The stomach. numuiatr the Liver. aud Regulate
ne Bowels They do HIl thi- by taking Iu~' one
little phi at dose They ARE purely vegetable, do
pot gfipr or purge, and are NJ nearly perfect ~
i II possible Tor pin " Doe Prc" ~ cu t., ioi
81, Sold hY druggists everywhere ur sent by mail
CARTER MEDICINE co ERIE, PA.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27

ma IN week in your own town, 81 outfit free No
XOOriak Reader, II You want business n,
WOOwhich persons Of either sex can make great
nav All the lime they work. write for particunrs TO
II, HALLETT n CO. Portland.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27

G77- AY EAR and expenses to
N 4 agents Outht free Address, =.
o. VICKERY, Augusta, Maine
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27

SUFFERING cured by Bates Appliances Send
Cfor description to simpson ~ Co hox gGG NcwYk
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27

5000 year to agents, and expenses, 81 OUTFIT
poo' free, Address T. SWAIN a Co, Augusta, Me
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-27

Vounn, Man Learn TclcgrNphyl Earn $40
lOullG Mell to SoO month Gradnnjcs
guaranteed paying offices. Address Valentine
Bros, JanesVillc, Wis.
National Republican., 1881-08-27
wATERiNo-pLAoE NOTES.

Mrs. Bushrod Robinson is at Saratoga.
Miss L. c. Fletcher is at the Atlantic Hotel
ocean City.
Mrs. Marcia Danforth and d. W. Brown are at
Ocean Grove.
Miss Louise Hopkins is visiting in Central
Pennsylvania.
Miss Ella sheriff and Miss Florence Greigg are
at Marshall's on the lower Potomac.
Mrs. Mary Clemmer, who is now at Newport,
will soon go to Boston for prolonged visit.
--Rustum Enendi, of the Turkish legation, and
Richard Porter, Of Washington, are at Newport.
Mr.. W. II. Combs has sleft the city for months
recreation, and will visit all points Of interest in
the North.
Samuel ]. Tilden, Andrew II. Green, John
Bigeow, and Justice Strong have arrived at the
Catskill Mountains, having just returned from
trip to the Yellowstone.
Mrs. General Mcclure, who has been spending
the summer with her invalid mother, near Mount
Sterling KY, was quite severely injured by being
thrown backward from her horse while out riding
with her husband at that place last Monday.
Among the late arrivals from Washington Mt
Orkney Springs are Professor Nourse, II. o. Mid.
dloton, A. q. Tyssowski, Miss NJ. Tyssowsk, Carrie
Linton, Bertha Linton, Colonel Mayo s. II. Forbes,
Charles II. Coleman, jr James d. Arrest, Dr. Gard.
ncr, Judge Tuck, Captain Dulancy, Judge George
CLARK, w. r. Handy, and John NJ. Buck
-Lotta Crabtree spends the summer on the Dor.
ders Of Lake George. She lives in pretty cottage
built by Robert Dale owen on the side Of u hill
that slopes to the waters edge, where quaint lit
tie pier affords landing place for the miniature
boat In which the actress rows herself She has
fitted the cottage up in fine style, with bright little
rugs, cheerful bits Of color in hungings and furn-
turc with Il brave indifference rs to whether they
harmoni2c or contrast, and the coolest Of easy
chairs and dyans. Although worth hundreds OF
thousands Of dollars, she avoids fishion and show
| aud her mothcr Is her constant CompAmion.
National Republican., 1881-08-27
The oPos," and the Cabinet.

A writer in the Washington Post of yes
terday, in making comments upon an
editorial which appeared in THE REpuB-
LrcAN of Thursday, strangely misappre-
hends the very article he had before his
eyes. So far from charging or intimating
that the Cabinet officers had assumed
doubtful powers during the illness Of the
President, we said in the editorial re-
ferred to:
The Cabinet would have no more authority in
the decision Of the question (of inability of the
PresidenO than would the learned editors Of the
New York Tribune There is no member Of The Cdbi.
net cho ecrtdis has expressed any other rielO than
ours.
With these words before him the writer
in the Post says that we were seeking to
create the impression that the constitu-
tional advisers of the President are as
suming powers that do not belong to any
official or class of officials in republic"
The editors of the New York Tribune are
not constitutional advisers Of the Presi-
dent. We antagonized them only.
Yesterday in another editorial we said:
THE CABlNEr HAS rsrRrRp so POWER AND FAILED
members, or any ofthcm, or upon the Vice. Prcsi.
dent rs to where Is vested the responsibility for
executive action ut time when there is absolutely
nothing upon which the Executive is required TO
act.
TnE REprBLIcAN of July 10, August 90,
%, and 26 contain all that has been said
by it on the subject of the inability clause
of the Constitution. In these articles il
has maintained:
First-That the President ought not TO
be superseded by the President dur
ing the lifetime ofth c former unless some
great and imperative necessity should
arise, and then only until the Presidents
recovery.
Second-rhat in such case he would
doubtless be called upon by The President
! himself either of his own motion or upon
the suggestion of the Cabinet, but not Jy
the Cabinet
Third-That if case could be supposed
of prolonged Inconsistencies or mental
alteration which would prevent Presi-
dent from calling on the Nice-prcsident
the latter would, in great cXigency re-
q'tiring Executive action, be sustained by
the whole country in treating the in
ability clause as self-cxecuting
With this we dismiss the subject. 1t is
all an abstraction. In view of the awful
situation which surrounds us all this is no
time for disputaton, and least of all for II
defense of officials who have not been
attacked. We repeat that General Arthur
and the Cabinet are in accord on all mat
ters relating to the constitutional duties
OF both in the present emergency, and
THE RErrBLIcAN has at no time differed
with their views.
National Republican., 1881-08-27
I,.ur,,nr. co,orea po,,c.mn,

No Niger will boss me, said Edward
Braccland. The time hasn't come yet for mig
ger to rule over white mau-nOt for me- anyhow
and half the people I'm Philadelphia will uphold
me In what say. would not let the darkcy po-
licemnu ride with me. ! knew what was doing.
lfthGt fellow had gone with me 10 the First Dis
trict house there is no telling what would
have become of him or me either. The people
down about Seventeenth and Lombard and all
through there talk of nothing but nigger police
when the van comes along, and they vow they will
pummel one Of them the first opportunity they
have" These sentiments did not tend to mitigate
the oiienSc which Braccand had committed in re-
fuSing TO allow Officer Davis, one of the colored
men of the Fifth District, to ride ON the same seat
in the van with him, He being an officer of the
city, the case was reported to Mayor King who
promptly dismissed him yesterday morning. A
new van.drver was Immediately appointed, A,
W. Moore, resident of the Thirteenth Ward and
II Democrat. Moore says he don't care who rides
with him so long as they behave ethemsclvcs.-EhR-
ddeiphid Record.
National Republican., 1881-08-27
"AtnerIrnn Brutality" :"

The vngaries of French juries in acquit-
ting prisoners charged with crimes of violence Of
the sentimental" order have ut last driven the
public prosecutors to turn the law to account SO
that these criminals may not escape scot free. The
other day Jealous husband, who had shot at his
wife with IL revolver aud had broken her arm, was,
to his great annoyance, committed to the Correc-
tional Court on the charge OF aggravated assault
only. II lie had been tried before an assize jury
for an attempt TO murder his wife lie would ccr-
tainly, considering what his defense was, have
been acquitted; but in the Correctional Court he
appeared before three judges devoid of sentiment,
who had II IN their power TO sentence him TO five
years Imprisonment and as many years police
surveillance. They let him or with six months
imprisonment. but stated that they should deal
vigorously with such oflenses in future since they
were determined to prevent "American brutality"
O from getting Occlmatized in France. Upon this
the injured husband exclaimed loud enough to be
heard all over the court " Mon Dieu yamais
mieux iait dc tucr ma femme. VOLTA &C que ron
gagne u etre muladroit"-a. James Gd=,He, Qf Lon
don, august -.
National Republican., 1881-08-27
THE NATIONAL REPUBLICAN.
Pr Q s = Q etus.
lS5l.

THE NATIONAL REPUBLICAN begins the
foD year under neU management and uih
neiD material.
II WiH be a Sdlirdr Republican Journal
u wiU be the best newspaper in the District
Of Columbia.
HwiH furnish during the sessions Of Con-
eress a satisfactory report Of the proceedings,
aud wiH otdH times girc complete Information
ofhe official doingS IN all Departments of Me
Government.
II wiH gire all interesting Information that
can be legitmdtciy obtained concerning the
mtentions and policies Of The ruling power
IN District affairs il wW know only the best
Interests Of the people upon ,ciose fGror Il re-
lies, and wjN at all times cooperate wiHi pro-
gressire citizens, ,citlom regard to their poiit-
zeal predictions, ,cho haze measures 10 pro-
pose and odrdnce for tie improvement Of the
National Copitdl.
II UW furnish a ddiiy record Of all he IN
tereaing social erc,ts of the city, making its
society department a special feature.
II ,cW girc ielcgrophic pcrs from all parts
Of The ,rorid reached by hc ,rires, and ia lis
editorials and foreign, domestic, and city ne,cs
WW keep pace utt the times.
National Republican., 1881-08-27
IsisIttnrcIy.

Prince Bismarck, it is said, has become
so stout Of late years that he can 10 longer occupy
an ordinary dining chair, aud sits accordingly on
low sofa, with his famous dog lying at his feet.
lie likes to exhibit his accomplishments to visitors,
aud 1t Is related that day on receiving II visit
from signor Manlini, the present Italian Minister
ofForeign Aflhirs, he sat down at the piano and
played a composition of his own, remarking in an
Ofl-hand manner that III Prussia politicians
found time to cultivate the arts" $50 they do in
Italy," replied the Italian, and going to the piano
he played over from beginning to end, and en-
tirely from memory the piece which he had just
heard Prince Bismarck play for the first time.
National Republican., 1881-08-27
Az Adventures.

Colonel Henry 4. Titus, who died at
TItusvllle, Fla, II few days ago had n remarkably
adventurous career, He was born in New Jersey,
but In his youth went To Florida, where he Joined
the Lopez expedition. In Il hand TO. hand encoun.
Ter at Cardenas he cleft the skull of colonel OF
lancers at single blow lie cssnyed anotherland-
ing in Cuba, but was unsuccessful. He took an
active part In the quarrel in Kansas in 1859 served
in the confederate army, joined the Walker expe-
dtlnn to Nicaragua, led wild life in Mexico, All
zona and Colorado, aud in his old age founded the
flourlshing Florida town That bears his name.
National Republican., 1881-08-27
CnncN I.lniih NrMs.

A gentleman on Wednesday evening,
just before the recent benefit performance for lovy
the cornet player approached the door of the cuge
of the observatory on Concy Island and attempted
TO enter, when the following conversation took
place:
Attcndant-Tickot, sir; please.
Genteman-licket? Roy, do you know who
om2
Attcndant-No, sir; think not.
Gcntleman--wclI, sir; am Levy, the maker OF
this island
Auendant-Fiftccn cents please
National Republican., 1881-08-27
The Whole Truth.

Sam Johnsing was up before the justice
the other day The justice told him that telling
the whole truth about the matter would be re.
garded rs u mitigating circumstance. Sam said
he would tell the TRUTH
"well, then, how many chickens did you steal ?"
"ony five, ledge"
care you sure Sam, that you didn't have more p
"Yes, sab know dar was only five, because
counted 'em. Dar was three layn hens, four
roosters, and two pulleh."- 7trds Syiings,
National Republican., 1881-08-27
Daniel 90 Bc Eaten Up.

OF fMajor Daniel, the Bourbon candidate
for Governor of Virginia, the Greensboro tN. C)
North Sa'o says that he "is the same man who
made n speech In the court.housc In Greensboro
last year. md advised the young Indies To Ostracizc
all young Republicans. lie snid: Don't 20 u
church with them; don't walk on the street with
them; don't go riding with them; do not be seen
IN any public place with them; they nrc not I'll
associates for you' II looks now MS II this Daniel
will come TO Judgment, and that the Rcadlustcr
lions and black bears will make meal Of him.
National Republican., 1881-08-27
4 Soft Answer,

"Any letter for me?' asked young
lady of postmisress in country town.
"No," was the reply
"strange," said the young lady aloud to oherself
as she turned away.
"Nothing strange about it, cried the postmiS-
tress through the delivery window; "you amt an.
swered the last letter he writ yc."
National Republican., 1881-08-27
dsltspttIs,

The wife of municipal officer died at
Henderson, Ky, and her liusbrild LEFT the last
offices prior to intcrmcnt to two of her friends.
After the coffin lid had been partly fastened lie
could not resist taking one more look. lie dscov-
cred that the icwclry which he intended to be
buried on her was gone. That was two years ago.
He said nothing, but lately detected one Of the
friends wearing the articles lie said to her: 81
give you three days to leave town." aud she went.
National Republican., 1881-08-27
Rouge ct NOIr.


A Bradford girl at the scashore was the
innocent cause Of sensation. The fair danisc
appeared on the piazza oi leading hotel in II
breezy muslin dress. Her toosic.wootics were
cncascd IN low slippers, Following an absurd
fashion She wore on one leg black silk stocking
and on the other fiery red. 4 bradford man,
also at the same resort, sat few ieetawHy. Look
ing at the lady and her pretty hose, he remarked
in II voice audible oil over the piazza Bet five
dollars Oil the rcd."-BradOm Era.
National Republican., 1881-08-27
THE PRESIDENT,

. Oh, dove, with healing In thy wing,
Brood o'er him ceaselessly,
On thy white velvet pmlOn bring
The message Of the sea-
Its breeze to fan his feyered brow,
Its grading arms TO yield him rest;
but II the Father needs him now,
lie dOeth all things besl.n
National Republican., 1881-08-27

The Mississippi Republicans have
formed the coalition which had been for
some time under discussion with liberal
law-and-order Democrats and Grecnback-
ers, and there is a fine prospect Of success.
General Ben King the candidate for
Governor, is a man of high character
and will makea good canvass. The " Mis-
sissippi plan ought to be buried beneath
the ballots of freemen fairly counted
We shall watch the canvass and keep
our readers informed.
National Republican., 1881-08-27

A. X. MCCLURE, of the Philadelphia
Times, was in the city last evening, His
paper of yesterday had 4 letterpurporting
to have been written from New York, in
which occurs the following infamous
passage;
would not be surprised, in the event of the
Presidents death, 10 hear Of another Guieau doing
TO Arthur what that assassin did TO Garfield, only
instead Of shouting; ~ am stalwarti Arthur is
Presidentr his cry would be; "The death Of Gar
field is avenged Arthur Is no longer PrcsdentW 1t
was only on Saturday last that one hundred men Of
Staten Island bound themselves to go to Washing
ton for the purpose Of taking part in any proceed
ings intended to aycnge the murder of Garfield in
case OF his death and for the sake of all concerned
God grant that Garfcld may get we'll
Is Mcclure here to spy out the land for
the assassins? fnot, he owes it to HIM
self to apologize for the publication,
National Republican., 1881-08-27
OvnrI,nmI lhr Acconnls.


Ifthe admirable system of checks and
balances" of the Government failed TO detec
Howgate IN getting away with hundreds Of thou
sands of dollars, wouldn't It be just as well to over
haul the accounts of other corps Of the Govern
ment, where men in subordinate positions have
obtained quick fortunes allude to the Marine
Corps and the Engineer Corps Of the army,
ARGUS
National Republican., 1881-08-27
Waste.

"William," the druggist remarked to his
clerk, "where did this package Of brown wrap
ping paper come from?' ITS just a sample sir,
sent us by Pulp, Fibre & Co., but we can't use 1t
it's too coarse andheavy for our use" "Ah we'll"
replied the honest druggist, "do not waste it; put
It in the window and sell II for fly pRpern-Bur-
Iiu1tou IIdttEoye
National Republican., 1881-08-27
Thry yEcre mmLIl lo NeII.

The married. daughter of contractor
comes to visit her father and on going out with
him for walk to the scene of his latest labors
bursts out ecstaticaly; "oh, pa, what lovely
houses those are that you have been building
those cottages along the bank of the river, have
an awful great mind to take one and bring the
children here and spend the summer near you"
The contractor deeply Affected" No, no, my
child Never! Not that would not fain have
you near me every day and hour; but, darling,
those villas were not built to live in--they were
bnilt IN gpllin
National Republican., 1881-08-27

At recent examination in girls
school the question put TO IL class of little ones
" Who makes the laws OF our Government "Con-
gress," was the ready reply. "How Is Congress d..
vidcd?' was the next question Alittle girl In the
class raised her hand. "Wel, ;" said the examiner,
" Miss sallie what do you say the answer is?' In
santly, with an air of confidence as well as tri.
umph, the answer came: Civilized, half. civilized
and sayarc"
National Republican., 1881-08-27
sad.

"Pve just got back from Houston, and
It was II very sad trip to me-"
''Your mother died?"
Worse than that"
"Father and mother both dledT
"It's worse than all that. The conductor took
up the pass borrowed, and collected flrc,'-I0ur-
iSlS Guide.
National Republican., 1881-08-27
General wicIShnm, of Virginia.

This gentleman has concluded 10 sup
port the Bourbon ticket He says that as
soon as the Bourbons carry the State heis
going to set the Republican party up
against them. The General is greatly in
censed because the Readjustcrs were in
dorsed hy the late convention at Lynch
burg. He fears that if the Readjusters
succeed there never will be Republican
party in Virginia again. The General
ought not to mind little thing like that.
In 1877 there WAS no Republican ticket
nominated, and that was before the Re-
adiusters had an organization. Where was
General Wickham then?
But the General says that the Readiust-
ers are tainted with Reputation" Yet
of the debt as having been "dSsigHed 10
WtSt IiUginid" He says that reputation
is called readiustment, and by some it is
called elimination" He cannot endure
either of tn ese; but he sees no harm in as.
signing to West Virginia third of Vir-
ginia's debt We thank the General for
that word assigned" 1t beats elimna-
tion. We commend it to the Wing. The
great North American debt-payer
sees no harm in debtor assigning
one-third of his debt TO his next
door neighbor to pay, and that, too, with
out consulting the creditors or the neigh
Dor, Assigned, quotha! That is good! It's
excellent Debtors have been known to
assign their property, but. never before
have we heard of one assigning n dcJt!
As n Readjuster advocate, The NATIONAL
REPUBLICAN desires to share the use of
that word with the sturdy old Debt
Payer of Hanover County.
Says General Wickham "In the
language of President Garfield, No
Republican should touch any party
tainted with reputation" Now, Gen,
eral Garfield never did apply that
expression to the Readjusters OF
| Virginia. He said before his inRugu.
ration to four persons, viz, Republican
United States Senator, u well-known ed.
itor, correspondent, and the writer OF
this that the interview Of General Ma
hone on Virginia finances, taking its facts
as correct, which he did not question
was "an honest document" If General
Wickham has not shed all his tears on
the sins of the Rcadiusters and theil
Republican friends let him shed some OF
the remainder for the defaulted Interest
and the repud0ted interest underFundel
rule, and also for the "forcibIe readjust
ment" under the McCullQch bill, by
which, after eight millions had beer
funded the remaining creditors were tC
be foreclosed of their option, and treated
as having agreed to the previous assign
ment to West Virginia.
The Republicans will part with the ole
gentleman in sadness but OF course hc
has right to vote the Bourbon ticke
and to have his vote counted as h,
casts it,
National Republican., 1881-08-27
a ReatIest.

Deacon Stiles" have a request to
make of you, Brother Potts"
Brother Potts" Happy to obllgo you if | can"
Deacon stiles" You kissed Mrs. s. behind an
alder bush at our last sunday y.school picnic?'
Brother Potts" Yes"
Deacon Stiles-"Well, don't do It again, please, as
It might breed II cOOlness between the families
My mother in law Objects"