Arizona weekly citizen., 1881-10-16
Far,s ana Faneie,.

Bartlett-COutJs challenges any fellow who asks him f his mother knows he's out.
 Liberia has a female seminary estab- lished This opens up a new market for spruce gum.
 \ doctor down in Connecticut poisou- ed himself the other ia. '6ouc tc meet his patieuts.'
 Rev. ~Joe" Cook is said ,a le -coog- l ing up" an intellectual baH4ues tr1t IS to "take the crust off al lF former works
 ! 1t isu't always the flower c; tse family FeF.,,. E-.s-es tine best bread l0nkers Ssbsfo-S ASle Uay He tls nes. bred
 There Is a man in 8IE7-7 --7---=.e- perfectly initiate tLc sound oi a thras' = machine. He does it by eating plate of soup.
 There is another name soon s1 be added to the list of Boston mlianmres. | He has invented % hammer thata woman can drive a nail with and -1l hit her | thumb.
 Jones, on hearing of band oi 'Iicse, musicians,' tOrturiug tune af recent ! were picked before they were ripe.
 Perfectly safe. CT always, said the | wife of a French editor "hko Co know | that my husband is fighting a duel. Then I feel that he spertect.y safe from ! harm.
 When Mr. Beechcr gets letter from | a young lady isu1g hn what is tle correct style of ladies' hose, uc wonGa- he looks annoyed and says he thinks | it very strange. That's policy.
 There are fans iu tao market said t0 | be worth SlOuO. As iler can Ee neither ! be eaten or converted into substantial snow shOvels, there seems t0 he no me- cessity for this costly eZtsaragance. Its ahout this time that a young -IadE | remarks to the DOT i0ol who has been | her devoted slave Tor SIX weeks, Oh. 2 | summer Irritation is always earsiIerol | of bat little importance by ho,h pafties. Smith-Ouce 1 possessed a spiludo
 dog, which could always dlstnI is1
 yagabond and a respectable rsoi
 JOnes-Wel, what became of s- ! Smith-Oh, I vas obliged to adve lln
 away. He bit ms.
 Mrs. General Tom Thumb admits that the General used Co kiss every lady taat bought hIs book but says he don'5 d3 t
 any more when she's around And the little lady says she isBta ult ls1lous-
 Our Cockney friend, UioNL-s@s>-ul
 reading of-@lon3e-ir1ts and at-Eiiiiug
 matches, Eropouuds tae following: Why
 are the people of the United State5 like the act Of reason ug2 Because it's rat-
 ty-'ossy natioH.-i Boston Transcript. 1 A pretty girl out West told her beau
 that she was a mind reader. Yes,
 said she, "you nave t iu minj Go ask
 me to be your wife, but vuu are inst a little scared at tie idea fheie wel-
 ding cards are 0lr.
 | Understands her busme=s: Ihis is what an irrevcIcnt uJa4 said to his
 landlady last week. You are sle most
 economical woman I ever met. ! be-
 heve you could bcsrda ship, now. with
 out laying iu an extra stock 0i proyIs-
 ions Boston Courier.
 Fashion item: That hat, said an
 ill-natured man. referring to his vii, latest purchase, " is the very climax Ci ! absurdty." Indeed said lads
 friend who overheard tne remark, |" then D I should think she would insist upon your wearing t.'--l Eagle. D Odd fact: When a coruuieut citizen i attempts to jump off the dummy of one of our cable roads while Ou the d0Eu
 grade, and falls ou the track in front oi
 the wheels, nothing gives sd much gen D nine satisfaction as, just when he < D about to be crushed to a pulr, To wlA- } up and find himself upon the eOor hy 2 hls own bed.