The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-05-26
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se Fsappoiuiueut, when your own
t...iy DOES IT - "fydisiric,ibg" when the
stl,rf patty i,.s 4, It = .cuymAnd,nns
What, the use II family hanging a
'1,ol birt. our Home on the wall, sad
itsn dispuiing a. 10 -io made high jack
ooe " shs frsl acquisitions received
ir.m heel appointed railway station
.ss,ai uAs i. "a a,r gallon Of rrd o.
- llt lasEs, iaai.ra
A ha,t tall play,r "a. elected 70 Con-
rues- l-s.asa his constituents thought be
~snld h allie 10 '.ateh the eye OF the
spcAker
Nitro glycerino Is nov given as a rem.
f4l ~ certain chest affections. The doc
20 10 not vrite on ihe bottle; when
,aArn "a he veil shaken +"
don't rekolect doing anything that
va lii,lo ashamed oy but what somebody
t,sft altered i, md waz sure, once in a
Nlfle, 70 "a, me ia mind Of il.
Jus, yon take bottle Of my med.
sin. said quAck doctor TO a coDsumptiy.
ani you'll never cough again " rs ii 30
fatal as ibatY" gasped the consumptiye
When Mr. Emerson WA informed
.a."9 wears ago by an excited gentleman
,hai the cad Of the world was at hand, he
e.tu,ly rrliel "Well. imagine We eau
p,l dong very well without it
i is supposed that when winter was
going out II collidej with spring coming
Ia And the Seasons were 30 badly tole-
scoped that il is difficult to tell tother
from which
Young man who didn't like the color
uf his hair wrote 10 a chemist, asking
"Mhat is the best dying receipt The
chemist wrots back Fool with an empty
shotgun"
fellow who Was arrested the other
day desired the Judge to permit him to is
SUE bonds 10 run twenty years. The Judge,
however concluded TO make a special de-
posii Of the principal
Irene, is It hard for you to bear cool
trs..nenti' well, Josephine, that de-
lsnls III strawberry ice.cream is the
cool treat meant ! can stand ii with great
ulpluimi,y.
lou promised TO pay that bill yes.
itrlay, said an angry creditor to debtor.
"lrs calmly replied the other; but TO
en- is human, to forget divine; and forgot
II
oh Lord prayed Methodist minis
ter keep me humble aud poor. :" '0h,
Lord II thou wilt keep him humble, said
IL brother who next prayed, We will keep
him poor.
Dampening. Old Triggs - Hello,
Jones got your feet sopping wet. haven't
,ou7 Why don't You wear ruhbers, as
dor haven't wet my feet COX six months.
J ies well ! shoaid think you'd be
ashamed 10 say se, .
"A young gentleman called on new
acquaintance the other evening, and VOWS
hs will never call ON her again. He says
siongh she was not all his fancy painted,
iltn fence was. Owing TO the paint on his
aew spring suit he has not benziue since.
PA, said a little FIVE ycar-old boy,
Il saw a lion aud lamb lying side by side
u, the meadow this morning" Tut, tut.
james; don't tell such Stories" said the
father. Il tell you did" persisted the
child; "but il was dandelion."
II wish 10 heaven had gentleman
.l,posi,e me, said AN irritable old fellow
u a dtanF party Why should you wish
sash a ,hingr Was the retort; You
can no, he more opposite to a gentleman
than You are at present
DO You wan, to kill the childp" ex.
claimed gentleman, as he saw boy tip
the baby out Of its carriage on the walk
No, not quite, replied the hoy; "but II
| can get him 20 bawl loud enough, mother
sill take care Of him while go and wade
Ia the ditch with Johnny Brscerl'
Why should = red COW give white
milky was the subject for discussion in
saharban agricultural club. After an
hours debate the Secretary Of the meeting
was instructed 10 milk the COW, and bring
in decision according TO the merits Of
the milk. IL was blue
A young lady in Coving,on, who j.
worth 5000 broke an engagement with
Young man during commencement be-
cause be paid seven dollars for horse and
baggy 10 give her ride She argued that
man who would be SO foolish as to pay
tina, much for few hours pleasure WAS
not the kind she wanted for . husband.
a small boy gets up to read compo.
silica On "A Tree" He gets a. far rs
s'fh1 sabiec, has many branches. when
the teacher sAid. stop, you have not
n.Ads your boaeh yet" III yOa Interrupt,
me again" said the boy, "Hil lcare.- "You
give me anr more Of your impudence and
Ill take the sap out OF .on'" Do you
undensandf" II twig," said the boy. and
then the regular order Of business pro-
ceoded
Tho latest and most refreshing Sab
bath School inciden, happened in q class
no, thonsand niles from Lewiston The
teacher had grown eloquent in pictaring
10 his pupils the beauties OF heaven. and
be finally Asiei: What Kind Of little boy.
50 10 heavenf A lively little four year old
boy. With kicking boots. hourished bis fist.
We'll. you nsy answer" said the teacher.
Dead ones the litile fellow shouted, q,
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