The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-02-17
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A. OHIO bcvspsi.er spoan 81 Dsa
being bruised ny ,he ''smplsiic gesture 81
male
siiiisg TInlI Is reported As 'abciscn
two dres Another streak q ZACH this
coda weather
Sen. coo pbo believes that ''hrprity
IA ,As sgui a vii, writes, "DoE'i oa, stale
Q-cumi~n They'll wsp."
Wheb maB hAa 10 hang to street
car strap Zoe Hessly an hour be realizes
hax irs,ng d the position Of The upright
nlEu.
"A burglar sometimes breaks iuto
mans chess ~iih islss Keys. bni woman
Aitcmpis 20 break iG,o has heart by means
81 islse incis
wbenvver you hear man asking II
life b ~urth The living. yon can make ur
your mind that hr endorsed lill and hid
10 pay IL
4 Northern paper claims that an al.
aerman h-s beeu injured by the accident
81 discharge u hir ju,y. These accidents
arc very rare.
TIE worst about kissing a Piitsbnrg
giIi il that Won carry the marks Of coal
,lusi about your nose and face until you
reach the nesres, pump.
a college student may study for a
whole term aud then forget all he has
learned IN the hundreib part Of second
l,y sitting down on All icy sidwalk
ism, yoar husband little haldS"
asked one lady OF another, in store re-
Gently. Ffbere isn't bald hair in his
bead, VAS the somswba, has,y reply
How would il he II all the dogs we're
sent 10 i.apland, the lawyers 10 Lie-bsria,
the doukeys 10 Bray-zil, the lovers to Sigh.
IBERIA, and the editors to News zeaLlaDdf
The Elmira Free Pres says the wo.
men Of Michigan declare thai they are
going 10 vote, and. 10 begin with, insist
that every ballot boz shall have a border
aod scollop around IL
- think, dear, the dew has com
menced falling, he said. 10 his soitest &C.
ceat 'ies, she yawned, I've been hor.
ing 10 hear adieu for some time He did
not call the next evening
Alta London hazar recently lnay
handed round her baby TO be kissed at six.
pence each II il were a girl baby we
would have paid the price aud taken due
hill due In sixteen years.
--''WiIl you have your oysters scol.
lopedg' asked a Galveston waiter Of q
lrcen customer from the interior Have
the eysitis sealpedy No, but you kin
scalp the latter il you want to,
II say, Paddy. that is the wors, look.
90 horse that have ever seen in harness.
why don't you fat,en him np2" "Fat him
up, is IN Fair, the poor haste can scarce
ly carry the little mste that's on him now!
replied Paddy.
is your wife republican or demo
cratl' asked one Rockland citizen Of an
other in a store this morning. She's
neither. was the prompt response; and
then elaueing cautiously around and sink
iag his voice to whisper. he explained.
shes home ruler.
He was fine locking man, and lie
proudly struttcd down the sidewalks with
The air Of proprietorrhip IN every move.
meui, Beg pardon, said stranger as
he stepped up TO him. hat in hand, in ut.
most humility. do have your permis.
'iun 10 remain in town over nightf"
A pleasant looking gentleman stepped
,ut upon tho platform Of an elevated rail-
Dad car in New York the other morning
md iphaling the fresh air. enthusiastically
observed 30 the brakeman. "Isn't this in.
NO. sir; IL is Harlem, said
be conscientious employee. The pleasant
ooking gentleman retired.
--'Cours~sy opens many DOORS" says
be old adagc. "1'his may he true as far
8 II goes. says a commentator; "but you
night stand before a bank building and
ourtesy I'LL your spinal column was {.
'mher as an old postage stamp yet the
oop wouldn', swing back on their hinges
for,h cent
"A Boston composer has set the sound
Niagara Fslls TO music The next thing
Dme hend will set the noise OF a boiler
hop TO mssic aud distribute II through
AMI organs Of italinn descent And then
icrc will he blood split A boiler shop
lntag coming night on the heals Of ''Pin-
sors, would make even the American
ease Society howl for war.
''Do you love me for myself" she
,ks I. as she gazcd dreamily through the
Inglass windows Of the Morning Glory"
10 tho glowing GOALS, which threw back
rich tint upon her fair face. II do" he
nswered, pressing her hand; II do. bat
n not selfish ! am willing TO kiss you
y yonr mother" "Ah! always knew
gu had good heart, she murmured.
urtAin.
Some Quacks," ia the title OF An
nusing article from Scribncr's Magazine
II February. An Office boy ,oa root
ocior" relates thai be WAS once sent into
IA s..r..la Ia a.nl The ,nr..x haxi a Ala h..t