The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-09-19
POLICE COURT prCKINGs.
Daily scenes at SMELLS Matiuees-
Crimes and MisdcmeanOrs Serve
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r. Crimes ana MtsdcmeanOrs SERVED
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"And | heard voice in the darkness
Ncrying: Help, oh, help me, or j perish,
Htresscd one" Thus spakc the Gaul unit
Hthc High Priest who was holding tribuna
where the scribes and pharisees wert
3gathcred about him, and 10, the High Pries
folded his robes and babe the Gaul brini
Ntorth the distressed one found upon The
g. highway The distressed ono was footsort
land weary. Like job he was acovered will
%boils, and look of sadness was in his eyes
81 Behold have brought him unto you,
&spakc up the Gaul, and there are thos'
7%within the market-place to- bear witness II
'3the story That l. BRING YOU"
q And II came to pass That the Gaul related
Aunto the High Priest fearful story.
a The distressed one was Philistine from
~ distant land.
lie had set out on pilgrimage IRON
Nbladensburg, and To- for many days
Hwandered through the fields and vineyards
3but neither reaper nor cleaner was he.
n He was a bold, bad man. lie was OF th'
4 ungodly tribe OF tramps;
And IT. was related OF him That he did CRY
&out IN distress for help.
u lie sadly needed assistance
n said the Ganl unto the High Priest
81 And l went unto MN saying, IN what man
6ner, on, Pilgrim, canst 1 Deiriend thop
dAnd TO-, he bent ms mead, ana hinng upor
|Bmy neck, wept. lie demanded OF me tcr
'Hpieces OF money. Oh, triest ne wa'
Bparched with thirst' denied him. and Il
.Ecame to pass that he smote me upon th'
Acheek'" :,
! When the Gaul ceased speaking, th'
b Hlgh Priest arose IN ms seat ana. inc rs
Nsem6lage was hushed.
a verify say unto you, that the stranger
s3within the gates MAIN broken tne laws, an =,
,5there Is no help Tor MN. ana the fhii
assume got thirty DAYS
VI CorrnlIing schooner.
N ven, Schudge. dhere STANDS . rooster
Hvhere don't got eien der hrst Drincipics OF
&goat apoud him.
ID WHAT'S the troubieF asked the Judge
Hooking toward jim Garyey, red-headeo
||Szoccupant oil the dock.
n ven, you see ~ vas apcua us way. De-
nS pei haoo o.nu a sd daS u' yorr,e,
lSlhuo my place una sea 10 me, my herhiai
lAfriendt, hev you der nice gO0t glass oil peer.
siSed |, veil shud blush to shipper. Sed he
@'gimme n schooner Veil, | gif
%,;n, dnt schoorer md III
sum uoe scnooneI UNI s ~
me TO hung it up. / don't done pizncss do
Hyay md | told him | yanded ten cends
HSchuflpe instead of having me he thunpe,
So ' "a iI,S IL III ~
5mc IN der nose ana walked QUO: call IN
you'd for bolicemans una had nm arrested
HDot's ALL" ~
- "What have Won to saw Garyey?n aske
B,ho Conrt
#'no NVurV' ~ ,,. A.,
n Wull, yer homer, darllnt, ther gihtie
Imam has spoke Their truth, / wuz thursty
Fan nv coorse did what / Good to cool OF
mo conners nm ready Judoe darlint. an
my 10. .,inaas ""Ne'' w.
aWatihB yer pressure
lie was sent up for month.
III Mrs. McGuire's Willie. 81
II rod. faced broad shouldered matro
~, ~ ~, o,, stand In tho poj;co Con,
.och .hc wiVhees 9.ahu ~ Wy oeo w NJ
Xthis morning ana lntroducco hcrscll as MT
, Hast Washington.
IL Tor con Wilt n Aasb;Iy. dressod voutl
III Son ~. .;sa.'o,, -,
Hscowied Ut ner from the Prisoner u1vh
The son had assaulted his mother. he
story was passed through the hopper by
convenient bard, as follows: