The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-03-29
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This is the season of the year t
muzzle your dogs. The gun muzzl
is the best,-[ Glasgow Times.
The other day young man, il
telling us of his ta.her's death, wounC
up by saying, "Give him good puiI.
-[Dittoe.
The man who sits down on BEN
pin may be told it's all joke, bnt
you can't make him see the point to
save your life.-[Glasgow Times.
A Michigan man has had six wives,
all of whom were negresses He pre-
ferred wives of that race. He was Of
that race himself Louisville Post.
Il wouldn't have left, but the peo-
pie kinder egged me on" said a man
who was asked why he left his Kan
sas home in hurry.-[Paducah En-
terprise. flf
The man whose business, Tor the
past five or six weeks, has called him
TO travel over the dirt roads of the
county, has certainly had a soft thing
of it, Glasgow Times.
Now let Virginia hang her head
For this rough colt. Malone,
n NJ me n
Must call the scrub her own.
-Yeoman.
Some one has invented game Of
cards, to be played by ladies and gen
tlemen, in which the stakes are kisses.
It would not be difficult for fellow
TO raise stake in that kind Of a game.
Il Argus.
The beautiful women Of Breckcn-
ridge county are worlds fair enough
for US. The entire world can not pro-
duce fairer, sweeter, and more kissa-
bic creatures Breckenridge News.
What curious preachers they must
have in Henderson. The Reporter
says: "Rev. Franklin Cooper laid
/ Nh egg upon our sanctum table We'd
lcsday.-[ Muhlcnberg Ncho.
The new senate is blessed with
three cancr ses--the republican, the
democratic, and Malone. The latter,
when placed under a microscope, re-
scmbles flea on fence-rail. -
breckenridge News.
That Gov. Hendricks, Of Indiana,
should have bet cane that Grant
wonld be nominated at Chicago, IN
dictates that the Governor intended to
raise cane il he was nominated. -T
Nashville American.
An observant observer of things re-
marks: "there are three things which
Ihare loved without understanding
them painting, music, and womau.''
He might say the same OF gin-slings
minneapolis and suasage-that is if he's
fond OF them.- Duffy.
A late writer asks, "Who arc the
Buers?" Any man in the newspaper
business can answer that question.
They are those people who have moth
ing to do themselves, and think every
body else is equally unfortunate.--[
b. G. Democrat
"What is home without mother
in-law," is motto beautifully work.
ed in bright colors, that hangs in the
bed room of two young Greenville
bachelors. Their sweethearts pre-
scented it, and they contemplate tnm-
bling to the hint. provided board is
thrown in.-- Mullenberg Echo.
A gentleman in this City was
tracked several squares the last moon
light night just from the gold and
silver coin strewn along the route he
took, which had dropped through
hole in one Of his pockets. Modesty
prevents us from saying who he was;
but 1t does seem to us that we're be-
coming daily more and more soft
money man. Dittoe,.
A New York family is afflicted
with what is called "laughing man
la" breaking out into the most hilar
ious laughter at times, without any
known cause. We suggest to the at,
tending physician that he cause the
family to read the humorous" column
in some newspaper. II that does not
produce profound melancholy, then
his patients may make their Wills
Argus.
II Anna Dickinson is really going
to-play Hamlet we should like to
SUGGESTIVE subject is delicate one
--let's sea lady who is about to
play Hamlet should be careful about
the development of--of her intellect?
no, hang it, that's not it. If Anna
belonged to the knights of the Garter
and wore the badge Of the order, as is
customary, upon her arm, the subject
might be delicately approached. In
that case one might with proprieiy
suggest to Anna to look well TO the
size Of the garter--on her arm-for
a well developed arm is a very i'm
portant matter when a lady plays
Handel Nashville American.
A Kiss on the Sly.