Daily Republican., 1881-04-22
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II 500. ......... sun sets o.49.

Sun rises at 500. sun sets o.49.
Bosom tricnds-shi?t studs.
A swell among hOwers-A dandsli0n.
PurcmaIIe sugar Just come at 99ct. store.
Parker, cupping and leechng, lO3 f. "a st.
Great bargains in flour at W.S.TOwnsend's,
Sixth and Iatnall street.
The cheapest of lHwycrS-kceping ones
own counsel
Showing respect to old age-SmilinS at al
mauac Jokes.
Wouldn't przc.hghters be the best fellows
t. wax floors:
Entertaining knowledgc-AscertainnS the
cost OF IA Ginucr party.
Isu soldier supposed to be raw until he has
been exposed to lire?
How to yet Elt-DOn't watch the butcher
when he cuts your meat.
lryou wnntto find man of taste 20 Into
the nearest lunch-room.
Families can be supplied with the best
flour at Townsend's, 9TH and Tatnall street.
rrvou want a good tin roof on your house
70 to A. Chambers, DO King street.
Awnings made and repaired at Gardners,
corner of sixth and Shiplcy streets.
The hes: flour and feed in the market AT
W. :, Tuwnscnu's Sixth ana latnall street.
call ON A. Chambers for your tin and ia
manned ware. 30 King street.
WHY is the letter l. like calfS tail" BE-
cause its lit the end OF veal
The blackboard is the most marked feature
of our common school system.
To oavoid being cheated in horse trade, be
sura that YOUR horse is absolutely worthless.
An old Indy writing to her son warns him
"a snlDDnS
Far a rood pair of crystal spectacles call on
Prof. Charles Italie, private residence III
Market street.
HotoA Chambers tor your house furnish
inp goods at the lowest cash prices, 2ZO hlhg
street.
Gn tn Armstrongs, Front and Madison st.
for rood and fresh garden and flower seeds.
Also flour and feed.
Howe Sewing machines put In thorough
order. Send postal card to Glow chargo) +.
A. Price, 1906 Washington street.
The largest and best assortment of picture
frames can be found at II. X. BauBh, oo'
Shipley street.
Three degrees of mining spcculation-Posl-
tive. mine: comparative, miner; superlatNe'
minus.
What glorious object does boy getting up
in the morning resemble? Inc rising sum- ol
course.
Massey. No 4O4 King street, the popular
and uneXceled ieweler, has as fine assortment
of watches. clocks and jewelry on hanu as Is
kent in the city. Give him call.
Ifyou want fine looking glasses and picture
frames made to order, go to Harry Ierger,
4V5 SHIRLEY street. Fine gold frames inaue W
order and satisfaction guaranteed.
A fresh lot of Landreths garden seeds 1ust
Opcped. and for sale at A. II. lathdii a,, noul
| and feed store, W. 'FRONT.' sCloe' '0'"00
| Madison and Monroe
II. Darmon will positively leave on Satur-
dov morning next Friday evening VIII pe s
| 10 lnst for this his 26th visit. Gail NJ once IL
van desire TO see the Doctor this time.
Parsons wanting tub, roll and print butter
| ,,hoIcSnIe and retail can be accommodated
at II. II. Muores stalls, u n "a second street
market, Also mince meat. frutt Dutter, "e'
Now snrlng hats lust received by Ross llt
N,rl,nt Street also Il fine assortment of whlte
.hirts neck ties. scaris, hosiery, susRenders
&c. at very low prices.
.Why are old maids so devoted to theil
csts?" asks u young coXcomb OF an eluerIl
| lady. "Recause having no husbands, theI
tnkr tothe next most treacherous animal,
was the reply.
A legal gentleman met a brother lawye
the other day, and the following conversation
| then took place Well, how is business =
"Vcry good, but I've got past you, for In
living on charity
WHY are a true lovers visits like success
full newspaper? Because thoy commence week
| ly, become Semi-weekly, then tri weekly, ant
| then daily, with Sunday supplement-
Francois, is your master at home ?" mo
sir" ..When will he return?" He gimme or
dors to say that he wasn't at home, puI III
didn't gimme orders bout when l was to 50.
he would be home"
oNeyer leave what you undertake until yCt
can reach your arms around it and clinch you
hands on the other side" says recently pug
| lished book for young men. Very Soou ~
vice, but what If she screams'