The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1881-10-27
ODDS AND ENDS.
Mary wore little bang
Upon her little brow;
She tried to blow a candle out,
She wears no bang there now

She wears no bang there now.
WHAT kind of a mark it that ?"
said Magrady to his friend Talthorpe,
pointing to a scar on his face. "tts
question mark replied the other.
"Got it for asking a man if it was warm
enough for him.
Sow good services sweet remem |
brances will grow from them.
In CLovER.-He promised to cleave |
to her, and when they went to the theatre |
and he came back between the acts with |
a piece Of cork in his whiskers she knew |
from the fragrance, that he had Glove.
LIE is divided into three terms
that which was, which is, and which |
will be. Let US learn from the past to
profit by the presents and from the
present to live better.
THERE was a row in the gallery of a
Dublin theatre; a scuffie, and one voice
| shouted:
"Turn him out! !"
Another Throw him over!"
cave" added a third, very blood
thirsty Milesian, land don't waste him,
BOYS. Kill fiddler wild him J"
AN Austin clergyman, not long since,
met q prominent saloon keeper, with
whose family he was acquainted.
Chow is it that | never see you IN
Church? ?" asked the pastor.
Because, l don't go there. If you
reeV9Grends don't patronize my saloon lam
not going to patronize your Churches.
1t Is your business to set the good Nex-
ample, and come first"
WHAT is the common relief used for
a boil? The most common is protani-
ty. Kicking the dog, abusing your
family and getting into law suit with
your neighbor are reliefs also used.
Do not tell man he lies. 1t is vul-
gar. Say that his conversatian sug-
gaqta to your mind a summer-resort cir
cular.
A PHILADELPHIA society is wrestling
with the question: "When a man has
his life insured for 100000, iq his wife
J justified in refusing to prepare a mus
J tard plaster for him when he is seized
with a sudden and severe attack OF the
, cramps|
"CoME, John Henry, why don't you
get up with the lark ?" "Been up with
,. him all night.
: A BOY came home from school much
= excited, and told his father that he be
;. lieved all human beings were descended
!. from apes, which made the old man ST
> mad that he replied angrily, " That
may be the case with you, but 1t ain
with me; can tell you that, now"
I "Can l drive him do you think |?
Mr.. Slowboy timidly asked the liver!
II man, as he climbed into the buggy ant
# handled the lines with some misgiving
"a "Land, yes," said the hostler, Will
% hearty encouragement. Anybody cal
d drive him; child can drive him; but,
d he added, as the horse went down tn
If street like a rocket, climbed over ha.
|. wagon. shook Mr.. Slowboy into tn
's Mississippi River, and left the hugg.
d hanging ON the arm Of iamp-post' -
takes railroad train to keep up witt
,r him. Burlington Hawkeye.
3 If a man be gracious to strangers l
shows he is citizen of the world, ant
ID that his heart is no island cut off from
other lands, but a continent that join
n them. Bacon.
n Iris the sunshine itself, that make
"a every shadow.
A FUNNY story is told Of Belva Lock
;, wood. the female lawyer of Washing
ID ton. A witty fellow was once her OF
posing counsel, and when he desired t
Z refer to the Hon. Belya was perplexed
He couldn't say "my brother" as b
did when speaking of the lawyers VIII
wore pants. He didn't like to say "m
sister, out of respect to that express
= ion. He sent smile over the room b
: !. referring to Belva as my sister-in-law,
i i but she certainly looked daggers q
3 him.
TIE school wear at Vasser colleg
Il began last week, and many of the oil
chews of gum left in the rooms las
i .Tpne are said to-have been found
q Dood order. This will be welcome new
= to those parents whose daughters atten
Vassar.
er YoUSG men should pattern aftt
Is pianos square, grand, upright.
I stood on the porch at evening"
Il When the sun went silently d0wns
Id And the June-bag bright in the starry nigh
y Flew merriIy through the town.
er d. sweet were the gentle zephyFs
IN That blew from the balmy South,
= And red were the lips, and sweet the sips,
That took from the pretty mouth.
4. Her tiny waist was encircled
aI Bv nv nru so strong and trae,
s's Said ]. ssNh0se duck are you, love
81 Yours she murmured, Aand whose q
you7
u b. the haIlowed hours os that evening
= d. the cruel caprice Of Patel
= Her father, unkind came Up from behind