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, 1881-10-03

he could sovo ut least &soo.0o0 ycar; ,whilo
weno fne Ilukes OF Westminster, Dcyonshare,
and bedford to tn 1ikow[ae. thoir havlr4s would
no stilI greater. Aupposng Lori Durby to anye
ut this rAts for thirty years, what m ntchf-
millionaire l,e *D 6eE1H1u.
'rweHty yutr4 mxp there tltcii = queer Dld
harncior. 1."r!l Dtnby. VIM nyted ltale!xh's II
literal landlord, but did not care 70 sLend moro
than annr &E,000 yeas, anti lSt hls money
&c er e1s eens III ,nco@o ,@ssathS "a, not f. !t III d
LORD }rrpys. but no teft #, sho finds $Eo 800.
Is rule II f'aer lcayos comparatively lit.
tln hchlllf him: EiN0,itU would bo rugnrfed IN
unusually lnrRn sum fGr II nlnH With f40o'ttn
.ynar toiasc. anh tncrc u f'f une case nn rrcord
THAT uf i.''rd t'ysnrt Mtl sccctltlic reell'sc-of
U:i vGry lMr2r properties tho SURPLUS lntnfnc
IN Hhtc!ly cxpcntrh I'll very ct,stay a,npfssG.
mrUts. Thus tho ilnk nf f,rynnshlro has bniit
East fpurtie anil much hf tluxton. Tho Duke III
I1uctglirtl Inns expended t1lfflshn1s at tiFanton
and Utlth hare pilt vast Aits into enterprises
cnnnrc1eh with t!nrrnw.sn.Furness. Abont
md rebuilt prnbabiy ret Ica. .aan l.a.' o.,
sutherianushrn rutlect TIT nl! sides tho generous
expenditure or tho Dukes " thor nan,g: white
beautiful churches. runtmohtnHs sch1ale, and
hnnd+nnu h6tnesrtfs sht.ii inform tho irnteter
In Wttahre md I)etlfnrt!At1ire that hc 10 on tho
lIr0nd ,tnntutn Of tho Ear! 1T Pembroke or tho
Duke IT Iic,lfdrtl. Had tho vnat Buls thta spent
bern maittly put intn stockt. nr bpnhs attf
might utvo been rIchrr tnnn. but tito country
wnut1 tiate bccn IN many respects tho lnser.
nnd II would be Widely different looking region
frQtn what Il IL t0tfny,
, 1881-10-03
CURRENT GOSSIP.

THE BuhtnkE-uEE.
As / iay yo,,,ior in snla grass.
4 drunken bur1blu-bce want past.
Dc1Irlnus with hpney-todly.
The RoltIcn sush about his body
scascu kept it In h's swollen belly,
Distcnt With honcysuckeo-jcly.
1toso-liquor und Tho sweet pea.wiho
Hind filled his soil with song ttsinn
I)ccp t1n,1 he drunk tho wHrin night through.
I'll. haIry thighs wgru wet with sfrw.
Full tnMiiy 01l attic he tGd pMyE,i
Whllu tue world wont ronIll through sleep nf1d
shade.
OFT hnti hu lit, With shissty liu.
Xnrla tnwer.cup's naetntod sweets to zip,
When an smooth u6thfs nc Wouh1 slip.
Or Eyer tangled ssMnGH4 trip.
And, hcaong N the nolleli enIed.
ur esc Ills hulvy feet would aiut!ltlp
sts1tnst SUNG blid. md down hG'1 tanbo
Among thg Krass-thoru Ito nrd Frnrbs
lit low. KOft Gn5A-pu0r 1nalulltl GuihDl9l
-f}cNtU Il, DccFu.
, 1881-10-03

mo Ia entirely unehi,1ht on my part. I hnvo
never cGl1ttcn nntnriety.
"PllvginY aitI1R Il, comparative otsG,trttv y
Rt,fHl rtuiluh iur tItt f'hl4 II tho f1rht tf!n0
cyrr u,ltlrrk4ua1 MI httenGB. TbAt ls why | atE1
e,n!tarrlIasu nntt flt 1T hHAH.
" fott llnvti brought i.G hero IN hung tnr hn-
cauqn sr'.itle,l hnrsh mud serero With my wife.
yDil hayH efitertI tl,H hu.lbwod prrtnncB Of my
home.Ilfg md nssiin,et tho pr1rOVattyo of sull-
vorttng my htnlkehnld discipline.
''t IA we'll. D mot cdre L, live 40 long M my
authority n QUESTIONED. Ynu havc nfrcahy
changed tny submissive sfafD to IN arrogant md
sclf.rinnt wDlnhtt.
III have always ltce,. kind anl thoughtful 70
hrr. When shn had 10 ~ up Ii'to tho Kii!cn li
her frnln tho sttrn, while mt Mlnf,b fil thc emilia
thft',iub tho long hni:a. cunld f'n.nc sf,pf II,
stnEnsnf nn4efstIlnss on my part, but ~'ll
ilt't tnk0 up ynHr tlfna.
tlnatli, VIII, Ils wEIo waste Of eternal Hnltn
md its sborcIoss Aca br rust, ~ E1a RELIEF 70
mn. w, Int fohvo III your tildst n ekfttlsh
nRId nhIG-AO!Icd wttI,w who will make kontt
lluwl. !cuItht her to ibis ennis. s1it y yttfra.
Ht.!tlntnen: Hhr fs nlt hasn II Kivo. 'nt. e
will aIwnvs bo lookutl uron In this gulch Us =
dire calamity. .
iif1t1 ts awful n1kht ind wish ttlHt WhN hIef0
nHutt., hut It viii hu tus, lata vii he fnr hwny
Ny sUlFI will h9 IN u land where domestic infe'
ile!tv 4llt esIld foot Gnn t,HvGr vntef.
:" l1,tFy mc Mt tho font 0t v!inRnr tfI'!, "l'cro
tho HaKGshgm md tile tI1xr bliMble'bGc fnaT
ga.nbnt o'er my lawly grave ....,.
When Calamity hnh fln)shcti, mn ltnrromptu
cn,tcus was callGta. IND. WHEN It VII. ADJOURNED.
taanllty WHIT hone to hta ca1,tn tn SURPRISE Ills
wife. She hasn't fully recovered from tho sur'
prise As we 10 to press.
, 1881-10-03

no APPREHENSION FELT FOR 1IEn SAFETY.
NEW YunK. Dot. "A dispatch w,s received
toaay from Cnpc tIatterns 10 tho efrcnt TINT
pocck 1T n slnn,i boat with tho nnulo OF "City Df
hioriln " hna bepn Wnshu,, ashnro ut that point,
but caused III npprchensi0ns aa tn thu Hafatp of
tic steamship OF TINT na,ne among hor owncrs
or scnrurlng peoplr. JOHN +. Aloxa1luta
sail to n reporter that ho WIS
not ut all alarmed Us 10 tho safoty Of tho City Of
MERLIN, BECAUSE II she hui bcon wrecked there
would l,uyc Loen moro tlnntlng wreckage founh
ut Capo t1uttcr.s. Tho vessel sallol from hero
eppt. n for Vera CRUZ. nt1d lo
MI, NOT EXPECT TD HEAR OF HER A1,lt1v.tL,
t,uroro .fhur!uy. Captain Mcintosh was ordered
to run ut slow Rpcua to Vera Cruz. rs hn .lsf not
want tho vuRsnl to arrive ut New Orcnns beforo
Oct. 10. on which Antc tho quarantine wAs tn ho
reduced MT that port from ton to three
lnys. llchco. by milking ttitre Oct. u. sho could
proceed TO tho city t' tho 18th. fut. II Rtc mr.
rived thore OH rho lith she ca,I not ", tn tho
city until tho .itil. Tho Cty Of Merlln. hn.l
recently boon thoroughly ovcrhaslci nhl rc-
pn!red. ibe earr!eh y fow pa.senxer&s & md l. q 9
full enrHn If freight. It w.s believed that the
lost tiont Ind been in,ichr4 to EN to tho assist
slrcn Of snh.o disabled vessel. md. ~ attempt
luz to hoist her nut OF tho wuter agnin, sho w,ts
probahy Huas1ed against tho sido Ut the
steamer,
, 1881-10-03

:. NV, 10y 1IH' '.nn,,tI , 0t..
II rich pepple ~ hnH!aua suon!u sec " ~
ualnt aMnt1a 1ahlls1es VI h1sna!Mr neAns nete.
tnoy Woua vosy s2n ~ LIS 10 oe se ot II ~ 1o
turvasss, but to save vast slstns Ut Mnncy. In
our lar9o tsaster! Tlties fasniiy nun WITH aliy.
thing atItlcr e-t,uN year spaau more lrcely
thnl E'iK!tshsnen win tho salno i4cnmet Dnt hs
regards thuso with lrol'1Us nyer that amount
y .'tu auoahar tcr Mhos, Mneady ,,o. no.
Smiths experienced hrotpsr, thu famous " lst'.
10 9Ssses t r., IT, 'on s1aor ~ W. ~
year, and 10 could uot possltly Enl tnruuxa
EAuU. ThiA Is III u lncasuru truV or Tho uHlua
HtAtos. IT n'lRht ~ satey assorted ttlat in tho
II ny uiluy. who spend On thulr establishments
, 1881-10-03

ENFfOStyfaH STOfd.S.
DUBLIN, Oct. 2.-Flfsy posiilds Of letonators
were stolen from powder magazine between
Cork and Queenstown. betonglng to tho proprte-
tor Of Iimcstose qansrics
IHts1t INDEPENDENCE.
pnrnell arrived Mt Cork to.siny, and. with 7.
r. O'Conaor md r, NJ. Ilenlr. mol1bcrs Of lhlr-
ln,ncnt fur 0niwny and Wexford respectively,
1uincl In largo procession to tho park. par-
nell. In supporting a resolution calling for tho
t,attcual Independence of Ireland satl II, ns a
resalt Of tho Land act, 1t should bappon that
tenants receive any benefit, they must rccollcct
It Ia their duty 10 refuse that benefit unless 1t
e0ud ba s.,ared In by laburcrs anu artlsans Of
N't classes IN tho country. lie hoped tue tn0ve-
uent for revival of Irish Industries would re-
suit IN brnxng plonty and comfort 10 tho homo
Of every 1risntnau.
Father sheehy supported The resolution.
parnell, speaking TT a ba,lHnrt subsequently,,
said tsarlug the past two years tho national
cause hal advanced III tho proportion Of twcnty
to one.
1toss,
OF Monaghan, fathpr-,n-taw Of John 01yau.
member ut Parliament. has been appointed as
alstant. commissioner under tho Land act.
, 1881-10-03
dGnts OF tito trtnk limos to nnree II the uxhauA-
ton produced by Unrrett'A fntusE!natlo talke

dents OF tho trunk limos to arreo II the oxhaua.
ton produced by OnrrettA fntusHlinablo tAlke
nt ttnir tneattnHs. Thnr0 hrd nt, st!|rerNnces ~
or!non mining us IN. thls point. ut 1cAat. !
Nntfior lln tsnprcsaDn TINT mint " tho ttAttdrA
ito.it'., t,f b; a'Iin nro nt"ont !l.!nry and nnt
Contfll Inns aoil nit,liu nj tic trunk -lHn tror1"
Inns, IL Inns RrnrrnlIy tnun upon ttu9stlons nE.
ftGilnll liDi nlly tt* wDlfnrc. hut TINT Dt RIO
etute and City uf New York a. wol1. IA cuueth
to pr0eGEt ur .......
1sECENT l:SUf.OAcltMExTs UPON cnMMk1t'G
which rtgl1tfltfIy lcfnn9A to this port nlTuya
cncnilftcta ha hoattllyn ~ t1HfI4 Whosu lntctchis
are Identical With tto Hit!ea at tasolr nwu States.
which nro their nnl'lrll t1rtntm Inas1 aa, -. ..tas
l1Gusivr cnttccifont To rgnph tgrrItnTy nAtnra!r
sersad hv tla Nuw yurk Ccntrat and ~ con!,ec'
TINS, itI Stu HtFikH Al II III tWt Why's " ST.
cretIy clttiIiK rNtes-llrst III diversions of tral!lo
frt,in Nnw rGrk 10 thDIr own utlGF md noxt ny
lnwar contracts To our oTil poit,ts and sertnIn
an0 mako our ruins cnnfurm to the!rs, tiny Tut
iiralfy cry out that W6
Arr. DEstU1tALixtS0 nU5fSEas AMI Ru1N1SH
i'iiapEltrtEa.
No tnattor whethor It t. Now fnrk. Now Eng.
land, philadelphia. nr fIait tntlrn III alcAst MI
a nsk u that Il k,h'l he fairly ns!jnstea. md II
tho ntljRtnlcnt Is tt Hinl1lRlijeil It VIII no nc.
cnlar tho Nsw Yurk Cti,tr1 dsArosota. az 1t t!l'f
rft0F II tho rreasnt Ht.c,tilu!l wnr, that u was
he!ug cheatG, at,d somebody had broken taltft.
We hAvc ont IN tMtnat We hHvc met thpt1,.
Whntotcr nlIy ut1er l[HG WINS willing to C1rty
FOR, wc yore renly to fn.Inw on tho sino fcrsnH.
II nit tho antnr ratios larger shnrp NJ hitslt,css
cutnc to lta thnn H. lansaiit Tor tttr rlsals. wG
cannot help Z; only they gnItnat expert ~ tn
c1utllhr|ntn By sticking knife Into oir OF Our
arteries"
, 1881-10-03

EhnFftstit3 {H. III p1Faff.
Five years 1tXb lnhEtlgn fair, whuso hnme mas
A. 4 liitlo town ncar Macon, d.. anxlnus!y
lover. Days passotl wearty. Tho s1ghin9 la4s
haunted tho tn,s'- t.!Ilca hit tho pn't'nastor's
fnco always bore Tint look Ut cxnspernt-
Ing 1uictntn con,ulnn to tl1nsc frnm
whnn rSpeotot things mover eoao
Thu .tattinn Thought that htr heart
would break. Tor sho rsalizcd 1t lust that hct,
lnvcr whs fAithloss. Tho scclo saLttd. II -
Indy. tut st.o Is now II huppy wife with two
t:t!ldrcn. She hAs forgotten tho rnithtoes ono
when frnin tho town of hor youth thoro cdmes
tcttor hohrInE ~ = augmentation to. her
accompanying nqic fr1'ni tho Postmaster cx-
plnlns shat IN tearing awny sumo nf tho hartls f
il ;etier-e,tsu tho n1tssIye Wns tnll. Tho rnycl-
npc is pn.tt:,arkct! ls7n." Tho lutiy spanks tho
!,Aby !" ks;p 1Ysc: while sHe .sssef!S aeyoAEs
proposes IN p1owInR worde ami tmgs for II kind
rcny It,o nHys aasnand a1so ! tenjoys icy ne !et.
ntves or tho former liver. Ills lrArncd that no
is happy Chicago packer, with wlfc and
fhfnH Gf3uS.
, 1881-10-03
GlUIls2.
QUtl'S.
THO npple nnd tho small hoy lcmonstrat

QUtrS. ..
THO nppe nna tho small hoy demonstrate
cores and effect.
An exchange explains TINT "Tho headtug
'SmitA's Druken Truss In yesterdays Issue,
should have becn 'S.niths Hroken Trust"
There is nothing like bicycle to put hesh on
4 nun. A Chicago man bus had ote only II week,
and Is left ankle IL three inches larger around
than 1t wns when he first rode 1t.
1tk,nl OF dsRusts un emigrant ngent who has
worked two hours to convince yietlm TINT tho
tnwn he blows for ia healthy, 10 Asl TINT tue
proposed clnixrant Is by trade mn ltndertakcr.
I Thc Ortolo Mus!cAl Soc1etr OF baltimore is al-
verttsinx ~ co1ssng carnival By mems Vt
tho more musical, aud tho society should be
| stuffed to advertise the ortoles.
AZ the electricity exhibition . gentleman
asked for me telephone CONNECTED with the
:.i!at s!r, y:p dont !!ston!" sa!,i tho attenaNt:
! for tno uaiiut." Fu.ro. N'''
| "wa!ter." "sall b., examining his reed htrsl
critically, ~ should Judge Iron tho bill that this
was ~ Enssa i, sp"Fs9w s!o tin!seu a.' W.
"Wa!ter, was wrong. Judging from tho blll.
tl'at was IL Pompcslan nightingale"
I'm not ysry proud q yoas progress n
sehoo rena.ksa ahsr IT, 10 her sou wh9 vas
ley suiart Is way ahIgd uf you. and be isn't ~
old" ~ lknnwli Il. Teacher sad he'd Iearneu all
IN " Snf 70 n y "'a that left n'
Tossmastcrs hayc bccs directed mot to deliver
scurrlin!s pt}s.uicarils They arc Also iurhItlien
to rouA postnl-ua,sls addressed to ntAer parties.
oart atb tha W pull. .otee. yon nnst ass,lsInt tno
| Postmaster and his ussistauts with th9 fact, Or
they wIls ho terribly porplcxad.-Sarfts1a~a
How quickly We forget the rules Of arithmetic
na IbarfDi In school III shown In tho fact TINT n
, 1881-10-03

Arrival OF the tfNllun FrN4cd{nn In
Now York-A Brief Conversation with
lEttn-The Story OF IIia Llfo.
Sttv i'urk ErtHtng i'Ds', Espt. 10.
The emluent Itnshn trngodlan. Ertesto Iioasi,
arrived horo this morning Oh tho French atpau-
snip Trance, after ruyuKe Of thirtevn dAys, tho
yosaol having been tlotnyud by contrary Winds
BiRi>or ItossE was mot nt tho Everett isuRe ty D
reporter Uf tne Ertnt,su Ibst, to whom he or
pressed hts horror OF sca-trnyelEng. bis contcnt-
n,ent at Cutting OIL dry land, and his anxiety to
appear before nm American public. slEnor
Itossi spcnxs French almost wittiFut foreign ac-
cent, hut Is not sufficiently at home In English
10 answer nero thaQ one or two commonplace
questions.
II ercntly wanted years. aro to como to
Amcroa," ha said, "ano Ia t875 I had all my
plana perfected, md had fnade NJ aRroun'unt
With Maurloe q rau to como hero Tor SIX rnonths,
when MY son died and other famtly Affections
tary cost or ee 9oo francs !sl!,te. s!1ee thnn
y: sss:s !; xsSs s'ss'' LII sesss s'ss e s
Xtter tho traKe4!aa hua shaken hands With a
" tho hot, b ssss!Sa trr aSw ~ aes
sur; f'us ssr '' au4 '' 'sssR ssiSR aas as*ss as %t
asad thscas cosnnsnn % stscs,x men aeys,ssop,u!
l. iansieal, and higaar ptt9aeh tlan tiat ~ q. BY
nfnshos @naos sa!vt% iae wHs askea "h!oh g.
Iis naftt. ~ ptn.osgcg' nuL aeGtttG1 ~ a1Erss
narttall,ty ior Fly " u!9sh. ~ taat hnAk !.
snesse na wrtttSn u n.o ag sai. "and ~ never
ou s a,s ~" sn S.r ,r.s Ssn 70 .r ~
inen prelpr NY Itsmttt. a. rule, but mMtiy vol.
t!otssenra Ike NY !.tar nesti ,yon Am9rlcans
iinat }l11Re tnF y9usSpivos. ! enalt piay ~
s9ahot. 'otneMnt MY MnMhxn tao l., inifn ~, u
fhaxspsasg W" " nSIav,T,ios hosis All nnu
p!ay. shnll not venture upon uny 1talllts
p!Ayt with ~ EnK!ah eonp9'iY. .,,.u
, 1881-10-03
pAIiIS -sENESI'AI'ER-WlT.
A'e,U 1I.rk 1f.xjtI

1f1p fFk hRfH.
Al the seaside: 10, 10 cone and sce tols l'oaii'
tiful aunset'" o thanks. Gut bare niroadY seen
it'll saw It last ntghti"
In tic pyrcuccs: i guido IL shuwinv Oh re-
marknhio achu to band Ut tourists. "inu VIII
ouscryu, ladies md HnntIomou," he saya With
rapture. "how tho nound II rcpcntGh froEn rock
to rock, frout cr,iH tn crnK. at,d especially how
loyurd tho fruntIer tho echo replies With per.
fcctiy t1!Rtinrushabiu Spantsh aecnn1!"
Lessen fur young huusckcepcrs: allow cnt1
you tell d ynung fowl frt>u, III nld oaoT" Dy
tho tessh!" ."ny tho tcetl7 Jlut fowls hayo no
tcetni" " kn9w they hHven't> but hnvo!
tilt married slauHllter Ut eunft1tctor comes
Tor y walk to tno tceno of biz latest intor,s.
bl,ra,s nut ecstal!cAily: 20 pa. what lnvsfy
shso r1 int ha @ 1 a1s 1se % rvnr
hvc a Hwl1i 9rrht tntt!d to takd oile hsla nf1ilR
tue ctladren hero lnd spenl tho GUNNER nsnr
y @ iy chii Severi NJ stsR .at @e. lot s
ss9x ;ssI i s2sS } S';s; 7; sio not built v' In"
:Tho b,tsit,l.ss IL tho business: In restaurant
where tue meal Is VI Tho must nttoeiouB cscrtp-
tnn tho chef Is observed 70 hoyer steatthiiy
tntlnlry: DU yDu fGcl US If you wuro poisoned
slrf" 'Uus ul steor po1ttnsss. rs matter uF
Ss ite nsntS GSss Sss e
Of tnom Hning 10 bo stck ngaln totlny! nnw ~
hopss :r am sSsr going to 1o a0' to buy cut
i'ructicai isssou In political economy: 4 llaro,.
il!lstrIptls In tho world uf na,,ce, destrolls u1
,reatnx co1p!o # pretty "sres.ss entes 'ha
thrro nNr!icst peMchrs y! the soasns'. - hls!.
!rttd. francs ench. slr." reples. tho mercn1.at
r,H sa sv. ses f yt. y"I 'st siey ,lSy fcs.
observes the isnaneser: "AWt ws,ulnn't nlasl,i
paying tho price II wcrc sure ihoy wGro rpg:"
,nerc,,aat Gat t,,o Of ti.e precious peaches d
lwu. handed tho lnron 0ne-hnIt aud 1tte thG
, 1881-10-03
GARFIELD 80 YEARS AGO,
Tffs Gratitude to Friends on Kecovor-
inE frona n Dangerous 1tlncsss
}lSs Mpfsf& {Fuf Ixpisfsf,


Ing froHs n Dangerous 1t1ncss.
Ijfs Atoint* t!a} Rrais'er.
Wo give below Il l0tter written by tho late
President Garfield, 1t11 which now arpears In
print for tho FIRST limo. II wis addressed 10 Mr..
Z. T.. Fuller, nnw of Dcs Ainlucs, who Ind bccu n
ruon-tnato Of the 1amentcl President wtsao Ut
college, and who was over after lifelong
frIctl. At tho ttme this letter WIS written tho
t,,t,,ro President nad just recovered from a
dangerous Illness, nnd bis expressions OF Erntt-
t,,tlv fur the love aud spnlmlthy ut friends seems
strangely prophetic now. It would seem almost
that tho samo iottor might l,avo been written
Dy tho same hand only month ago:
WILLIAMS CohIEuE. Aix 10, ls54.-nfy D<nr
Sir: hnvo 1cnu down nenr 10 tho gatos 1t tho
~ BItont CITY" since Inst wrotc you. perhnps
i were better hai cntereamno scN1,' knoweth nMs
now. Your kind Eoud lottcr was received to.
tmy, and WILL rcspand immediately. ! think ]
~ cvory niHht stuce cAulo. and hull ha'l a se-
yore hcnahehe Tor ahoGt ttn days. !. however.
5 kop, or ct fro my ses j. s.
physte!RIl. lilo foared would have thflam,na.
lion Of tho brain Or brnlu fever. xAr0 iuo m1tt-
cine. and forbid nr rcadng ~ nll Frtday. tut
ur!lay, and sun1ay cntured the most aEonlxlng
aI so ut p o ay / h wrShs r Win " s my
atrnnRth, fur wton tr!ei 10 walk Wis welS rs
a child. ! hAvD walkcta but ttttln sltste, and nm
oi.ptoss @ 10 aalts recosorott bsforS isnx. tnouSa
sannot stay nny ,n9se ~, ~ ti's s,,senn scss :o
trcnis during thoso long, tircary huueE or pain!
| must Bnbjnln sumo lines t1lAt hayn beoh rug
Ing through tly chambers Of ny asul, .9na.
know you will loye thou'. and foel thom.
"Commcn.l mo 10 tho friend that comes
A %nsa .asas a ho "a aaRsS aea ;SaS q my neart
who coI,l!y shuns tho Flittoraus throus
, 1881-10-03

THE nEru1,TED T1tHEAT 10 AssAsiNATE
COSKE.iNG.
NEW YonK, Oct IA dispatch from utIca
thls vvo,llry snys: "No ont hero attaches nny
wciett to tho alleged threats Of tho assassination
OF senator Cunkling. said to como frs,m m cx-
hoiclkcopor Of this city. md published In
tho Now fhrk Jourlnls nf to-day. M otto
answering 1aeksoa's description Is krnwn here.
icnrd OF hIui. Thu general belief Is tint IT
stlet letter WIS written It cAnu from prAoti-
cnl jukur or tnmntu or tho State asylum"
, 1881-10-03
THE TA1estTIs'S HIRED MAN.
}kf.,,tt Ere IsYrsS;


"fnt lstu'ter tookt1i' around tho market for n
hired tnan," he exclaimed rs l,o stopped ut ono
Ut tho stantla ard ntbble1 at MI onion. ~ kinder
need one, bit got kinder hopu shan't be aUlo
to ftn,l him."
'.ltuy's TINT Z"
"wult, thorc amt no profit IN n hlrcd man
10 more. No, sir, he's no good any !onses.''
"Whnts tho rcasun2"
vol, q tiexcn rcslsous. First and foremost,
tImos hayo chnn9cd, and the hired mai has
clauged with 'ctn. All! glr, It mikes 1ie saG
when think Of tho hired mcn We lAd before
tue wnr-greNt big follers with tho strength Of
I'm Ux And tho vim Of ioconutsc, diin't
hnyo TO ltoller my lungs out to git ono ot 'cm
out Of bet! ut olnck IN tho morning, md it wRs
never ecr no tnore hired men with kcepin'
aro';na !. Ssai e for .,!s ,hc!r oo"rd.
"i.s ani, and moro. too. Now. ny :! said. I
want hired man. I'm willing Il, lnlv III nr Sls
inttl 10 work ali tuy and all night, hut tat nll}'t
ine. huye never asked one to Kit out III bGt!
ltcforr o'c!nck.-.aorcr. nllus give my null
snni,nx ] Up. After nun mas WORKED rIxnt nlong
@s hou9 VIZ u tes ISo ya a f w1pk 81
s''sh s' ssve.drirer. At haf, ,!a'st =: /
do after that is to fcod the stock. cut
q llttju wood, NOV some grass lUr tho horses,
ilk loi,r cUvs. I'LL up tho wnter-trHtiEh. stHrt
snl.ltlNo III the sMuke.lipslac, t1d W1ll II IL"
weets III tho ,sl,rren. ! mover hlrcn Il mum WIN
4n'i Rrow tIt oil tny work, md they III JUS tcft
the tuollng thAt thoy hadn't hAf earned thels
wapcs.'t ... -
lie stopped long enough to w!po n tcnr from
his cyp, 4tst thcti wont btf:
"it,dt nnw t,tok at tho hirc4l nlali OF to1ay
Ife wc,lrs white shirts aud collars. lIo won't en
with il kntte. lilo wants napkins when ho oNts
mud If we dunT bang up q CLEAN towel nttte
week he wipes OIL his handkerchief. Ea
him Mt :iuand h1 gets u!, Vt D. tla wnnts !,
whpic hn,f mt nuoii md after supper ae tsnts 1l
to stl8lsR SCHOOL or sits down 10 newspaper
FIftcc,, yours aga 1t ny hired iann wNs elel TT
hulr tNy enultl dock him. u he slictl ! coul'
| thke ont II mouths wages fol tho trouble. IL
| was giud to yt stnro orders for bis pay. ind b
would wash III tho ra[tt.bnrfef and wipe on tht
| cluthcs-Itne. Thera'a becn a clanGc. sir. Gt
| nwFul change, md II a rehrt1on doit act il
! prctty soon you will witness the downfall o
| agriculture In this country"
| "Thun you .rDn't hire nllofherY
| "Wnlt, cnn't Just SAy. Work ~ poHcrfl,n
pressing, but I'm going slow. leforp hire blu
| want 10 know whether hos n nall who'll phs
hIa plnte fur luorc nlent aud tAters, und whethe
| we'vo got to use Starch In dong up his shlr.*
The last man md took me 10 task for not hoft1
| Ing fnu,tly prayers tn lce tNy. nna after ha
| done SO for three mouths found II WIS only
| gume Of hls tu bent ule ont Ut half IN hour
| dag. He thought he bud pretty soft tuna
| anl he looked mighty lonesome whGn Gu
| Old Hundred daWn to two iiGrs aud got throus
with the Lords Prayer In forty seconds"
, 1881-10-03

AMALI!A MATE1sNA. THE I'1!1MA DONNA.
Nkw YO1,K, Out. 3,-Ama1ia MRtprun. tho dts.
iingulstcd German prlma donna and orfEinal
impersonntor uf tho lcud,,g roles 1n Wngncr's
"NIeboluuxenring ut linyreuth In 1B'G. Inns
eabteA her acceptance Or tho offer tnndo for her
appearance In Thotnas' May festivals In Now
York, Chicago, aud Cincinnati.
, 1881-10-03

TIE SOCRATES Am l!oaE:SEs.
berlin, Oct. "a telegram from klel statcs
that the Minister Of tho Interior has Informed
tho owner OF tho S0crntes and DIo9cnes, the
vessels which werc recently seized BY tho 1ov-
ernmcnt TN suspicion thut they were intended
for warlike purposes, TINT this vessels woro
sslEed at the special rcqucst Of tho Gillian Min
lister.
, 1881-10-03

'Fo tfse communicating Come
palnit ar Cod Liver O!l and Lime, without pos
sessinE tho very austhtIng ilnvHr oe tho hrticle
III lerptOfure used, Is endowed br tho phosphate
nF ln,e with Il heRliug prororty which renders
tho MI auuhiy c!iicac!0Ms. Remarkable tcstl"
months nj IT'D Bitirhcy cnsi bp shown. Hoi by 4.
u. Wtlbor, Chemist, nostOn. md nj druggists.
, 1881-10-03

speech Without having at tcast rcn.l Il from
manuscript. Tho tlrst page nf tho y tdU !e.tnrt
is quito dostt1ofAthn M< tho pla0l tt, mir tflc
tltfu Of a apte6hatnd many II grave Saiatnr VII n
~t,,th willingly sit Ut the pil Ut MutircY,,rA
taaiH u lUsb t, harc h!4 sl,1net hidden IN Tho
middle Ut tho HttHIti. fnN'hIn to attack 8oto-
mons thtnry about yanltyi
, 1881-10-03
PRESIDENT ARTHUR.

'HE REMAINED At HOME fE9TEhDAf--FRW
CALLERS.
NHw YoRk, Oct. :..-rsosilout Arthur ro-
matned At homo today. lilo received fow callors.
Senator ConktnR Ia not In The etty, and
opluton ia divided whether ho Will attend
tho Republican STATIC Convention. President
Arthur urovo for au hour totlay III coutral Park
! With hin w-partuar, blr. kncvols. It 10 tho
INST ttmn h0 has lott bis hnn.o on Lexington
aFenus aincu hts arrival from Warrington. lie
looked very
> MUCH IN NEEl, OF FrEsH A1ts
~ ho oama dmvn tho steps he waa recognized by
| personX rvturuIng FROM i,ftusnoou servIce mud
IN q moment a crowd uullceted ula Eaxed with
cuFtoua oyes Until tho carrIaKo turned u coFn1r,
On hs return to hiA hDMsu a1,other crowd KEent-
81 hEsu. Wh!to Aacontllnx the stops t"n !a4y
friends congratulated him upun btu accession tu
tha Presidential ohu!r. He greeted tham ktn'lly.
but Aald iu = sorrpwful tone, VT is mora u oaEd
for tympathy than OF eonRratulatiou ut prcs.
Unt." W reply aud bts u'a..uer reprcssea l taa
cQeet that annny p1thU!lH prusent Wora AnnQl
to Ftve ~ hc entered tho door. AmonR thpao
Hno bud audle!lco With him weroi Ex. x.Prcai!ent
,HnlAt 1en. Lognu. Attorney General MAo.
'FeaKh, aud JohuC. New.
, 1881-10-03

THE SLAVE TRADE.
CoNBrASTlNOrLE, Oct. a.-The British Ambag-
aalor has male representations to tho Porte
urging tho execution OF tho treaty for tho sup
preston Of tho sllye trade.