The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-11-08

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4 shame, All Summer long rve D.rn
most diving 20 attend church anA every
inretin .-hou>e Vas closed now THAI h1~:.
bt,'"Iae resigned 30 the irpriyatiau. :i,t
blamed thing aye all Opea.
-Tacre Is great difference between
cotton Iui wool -E.x
W. tGe difference J. one i grown Down
south, ;ue o.arr :, srown On sou,h-irYn.
-. iac:crr. wh" was very iIiterat,. 81
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~au.t r.a-,n that. a, has always rccr
apti.e.i -ne.! Il man come, ont 81 >a.pnn.
S.yinI hi~ u.puth, ne gee, one WAY aui
.ooa~ ano,aer.
A >edaiia man vas visiting 81 Lou
saclt t!Te az aiiu was being shown
around by QUE o: tAe cit!ze;ls " ho said
"Nox. lets 60 ant Sc the widow
home
The >e.ta:.a nan pu. h., dA.e, To his
'n,,se aad =iaiIe,i and said
Not ulcn. Mary Ann, ! saw widow
home. 0nce. AMI IL cost nit. five thouoand
dollars. She sued ne for brracn ~,
proml,- sud proved it on me. No sm
-enI he Vid0 ~ home II hack"
A young man IN this city eraviet
over back yard i.pce, a few nights as".
70 Keep secret tryst with one 81 the ii",,
OF IL, heart. when IA empty soda wax,
bottle violently launched from second
story window. sIrUck him square in a-.
diaphragm, and ca; short hi, career. IL.
realized. however, ~ he wrrs,led ayoun.
III the middle OF the onion bed sha, IL i.
to o. N l,taken Tor ton-ca,
A lar.e sale of damaged so:kaa
vs- made the oi hes dzy al one o, oar
ESTABLISHING nts--Ex.
Ths. would have bs~n golden oprs,
tunitv :os Mr.. Totdles.
A worthy deacon gave no,ice AZ on. "
the prayer meetings. the ether night. ot .
church meeting that Was ~ be held imn4.
diaIelv alter. and inn0cent!y added: "The,r
1, no objections to The female brethrrn ~
manning"
This reminds VS. OF the mau who hsd
been speaking in sid OF some Chart, snj
IN nj OF ab-eni- minded enthusiasm,
closed bv saving, Now let every man AMI
somau in this audienc,. put his hand iato
ner br,-rhr, pocket and give in ,hi- cs,s,.."
\ bad bow mu-ins along Ohio s,rr,.
ne other day, YELLED out "I.nokout ioo
your m"thcr-in-law. and two-,hiri, ~
The men present looked scared AMI dod-'d
INT" d0of~ays.
w cn the -walinw~ hnmevari dy,"
When the bloom - on tn" rye, aai Tia.
CORN - gently waving. Annic dear. | viii
Iarci YOU 81 ,he gate. though IL NAV hr
~,,tn,.r !n;-. and The. hundrcth time pour
,a.ls III sour ear.
P'rD,ylv"nia Dutch girls make sp~s
pr.--.rv,~, t.xchsngr
Il ir,-nt -av how much sugar YOU tax.
To- pound .; batch Liri. or how long yoo
~. rIn boil Tn, receipt ior preserving
Dutch gi~.- rrght 10 be Published ~
nay haYr icr III >vt!alis that would ".
sept !r'.n -pailing IN tina, way.
q, 's4:v bcing asked haw manv Ca,,.
,h, nIaie the ether afternoon replied: ''On.
ouly ulad,. seven was unior,unatt.
.uoush 10 ant nearly tyrr.bciy at home
We lnn't believe il. but they say that
, lightning rot man got hold III Ihr
pictures oi Mary Anderson and Ann.
Dickinson IN tights. amt, turning ;.,es
upside DOWN. = show ~ them rs samples
~ a., new duplex pointed rods.
Ami now she good husband kisses hi.
y ife goodbye after breakfast and hu1rit,
town the steps rs II his store WAS on mr.,
,nd can't hear word she saws ~ h
caves This isll deafness always COMES
~ Husbands about the time the magnolia
md olennde. sub, have to be carried into
he c>.llsr.
They hal baby party in knobnos.el
he other day and the Gem In q lon,
lotice says: Refreshments OF bread AMI
milk we're served 10 the inisntile guest, in
after dinner China cups"
We have nur doubts about this part OF
& All the babies we ever saw prefer 10
AXE their milk he natural wav. Yon
an, approach n hungry baby with III
.iter dinner China cup. and convey to him
BE idea that it will help distend his little
He will generally give yoQ TN
old shoulder ami Crepe h!indly for the
mix department .ha; ne Is thoroughly
posted -
An Indiana man has Invented roll
nv nv. which =. hyn.t tn a. i'm I'D