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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-28
The ONLY Pure and Reliable.

Owes Its great reputation TO the h2Epy proportions
OF Its ingredients. which have constituted It IN
spproachable and indispensable remedy for
Constipation, Indigestion, Distractions, Piles
Chronic Disorders OF the Stomach, Liver and
Bowels. Gout, Plethora. Rnsh Of Blood to
the Eead. Hvpoeondria. Melancholy,
Lessitude, Impurities Of the Blood
and Skin. Erupaoas and
Blotches.
It improves the appetite, keeps the head clear
the blood cool: but never dsbifitates.
Its efficiency can be proven by the testimony of
hundreds of the best physicians, including the
most ement ones of this day
For want OF space we here give the certificates
Of Sir HENRY THOMPSON and PkoP. VoN LrREra:
las an occasional eperient and correcfor of d.
gestion. knev nothing equal 10 FRrsDnrcHsHA II.
Il leaves the patient. as Fnle less oonstpased az
ter disseminating than he was before, and ay be
taken habituaily without lowering the systsm.''
sIR HgHRY THOMPSON.
The testimony of Baron Won Lisbfg places the
Bitter Water of krtsdrichshal1 among the most en-
casious In Europe. ana whose great value must be
recognized by all who have experienced its saiu.
tary and beneficial effects.
DOSE-One or two wine glasses full before
brsakfast. For sale by Groeers and Druggists
The trade supplied by the Sole Agents.
Fills 6E 90.
81 Beaver Street, NEW YORK.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1881-02-28

BADGES. CAPS, SWORDS. BELTS. JEWELS.
And all that relates to the Lodge Furnishing and
Regalia Department
~ Send for prices and terms
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16
INDIGESTION,
A Story About Sharon.

When Congressman Dagget was in
Candearia, says The NcU0tu AppcM,
he told a good story on Senator Sharon.
Sharon has been a great reader in his
time, and when he has several drinks
III his neck, as is sometime the case, he
is somewhat arrogant as to his knowl-
edge Of poetry and history. One day
he was invited to Boston to attend a
grand banquet given in honor of the
poet Longfellow by u lot of literary
sharps. Finally the company was seat
ed, Sharon's leit-hand neighbor being
a quiet little gentleman of unobtrusiye
manners. The wine was unusually
fine, and Neyada's California senator
was soon in conversation with those
around him. One of his statements in
regard 10 a historical occurrence called
forth mild objection from his left
hand neighbor, II can assure you,
sir, that am dead posted on that
point, sharply responded the honora-
bic senator, who was somewhat ncttIed
at having his historical accuracy
questioned, The quiet gentleman did
not reply, He was yanquishcd. Sharon
was naturally proud OF hi, victory,
and after the company had left the
table he sought the host 10 find out the
name of his conquered opponent "Do
you mean that gentleman leaning
against the mantcl-piece?' Yes"
That's Bancroft, the historan.n
Nevada's California senator had the
grace TO order his carriage.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16
How BE Got The Best Of a Doctor.

Is'pose you have heard of Doctor
Amesbury, hain't you?
81 never have,
Well then I'll tell you. One day l
met the doctor over to Simpdn's shop
buying groceries. 1t was awfully cold.
felt little hoarse, and my tongue was
rather furry, so, says |, "My head feels
little acheiSh like; what do you think
I'd better do?'
Says he, Friend S., the best thing
you can do is to 90 straight home, and
soak your feet and take sweat cause
if you don't you might have fever"
Says |, doctor, | was just thinking
q sweat would do me good, and now |
guess I'll do it, SO went home and
drank cup of tanSy tea, and if didn't
sweat like a beaver it's no matter, The
next morning my head was as clear as
a bell, and was we'll again.
Well, a day or two afterwards | met
the doctor, and says he:
"Neighbor s., | have small bill
against YOU"
| looked at him, and says l.
"A bill?' and says he:
"Yes, u bill for advice, you know, at
Simpkin's shop, the other day"
What do you think he charged? why,
one dollar for telling me to 90 home
and take sweat.
"Well, Doctor says | (bocause ]
would not appear small,you know "its
all right, and I'll bear it in mind.n
Well, few days after, the doctor was
passing by my door in his chaise, and
somehow or other one of the wheels got
little loose; so says |;
doctor, if you don't drive that
lynchpin in an inch the wheel might
come off. :"
Says he:
Thank YOU" and he drove in the
pin. q,
When | met him again | presented
him the bill, "lIallo! what on earth Is
this?"
"Why, that's for advice
"Advice! for whatPo says he
why, for driving in your wheel pin,
and have just charged you dollar
and a quarter"
WELL" says he, "the difference be-
tween your bill and mine is just TWEEN
ty-iive cents"
That's all you owe me-" says |.
"Well, I'll boar it in mind" says he.
But the doctor is rs tight as candle
mold, and lguess he is liable to bear it
in mind.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16
Mothers! Mothers! |! Mothers ~,

Are you disturbed at night and broken
Of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with the excruciating pain Of cutting
teeth! If So 90 at once and get bottle Of
Mrs, Winslows Soothing Syrup, 1t will
relieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
depend upon it; there IS no mistake
about it. There is not a mother on earth
who has ever used it, who will not tell you
at once that it will regulate the bowels,
and give rest to the mother, and relief and
health to the child, operating like magic,
1t is perfectly safe to use in all cases, and
pleasantto the taste, and is the prcscrip
ton of one of the oldest and best female
physicians and nurses in the United States
Sold everywhere. % cents bottle
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16
The Beginning of the End.

The beginning Of disease is a slight de-
blIity or disorder of some Of the vital or.
gans, the stomach, the liver or the bowels
usually There dyspeptic symptoms, the
liver is troublesome the skin grows tawney
and unhealthy looking, there are pans in
the right side or through the right shoulder
blade. The climax is often an utter pros
tra,ion of the physical energies, perhaps a
fatal issue But if the difficulty is met in
time with Ilostctter's Stomach Bitters,
which is always effective as a remedy,
should be reSorted to at an early stage,
there will be no reason to apprehend those
injurious subsequent effects upon the system
often entailed by entirely cured diseases.
Far better is it also, to employ this safe
rcmedlca agent in fever aud aguc and
other malarial complaints, than quimne
and other potent drugs, which, even when
they do prove eflectual for time ruin the
stomach and impair the general health
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16
Bulnctt'S Cocaine.
THE BEST HAIR DRESSING IN THE WORLD

THE BEST HAIR DRESSING IN THE WORLD
Bunctt's Cocoaine allays irritation, re-
moves all tendency TO dandrutf inyigorates
the action of the caplllarics in the highest
degree, and has earned a deserved reputa-
ton for promoting the growth and prescrv-
Ing the beauty Of the human hair. Ladies
dressing their hair deliberately for the even.
ing will find that it imparts a healthy
natural gloss to the hair and will cause
it to retain its shape Tor hours.
Burnctt's Favorng Extracts are used
and endorsed by the best Hotels, Confcc
TONERS and Groccrs throughout the country.
They arc perfectly pure.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16

PERsoNAL.-Mr Isaac b. Hasbuck, Of
shanHt"los n. Y, writes | have been
troubled with bronchitis for years, aud
Thomas EcIectric Oil is the only medicine
that would ever take effect one dollars
worth oft has entirely cured me. have
used 1t for several other Affections, and
have always found it to have the best re-
suits. After once using the Eclectric Oil,
no one will be without it. II is more fully
described in regular advertisements see
another column.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16

C)sn PER MONTH GUARANTEED. We win
C-cV pay the above salary TO capable and relln.
bic men who viii permanently net as our local
agents In each county n the United States and
Canada. or they can, II they choose, work on com.
mission. with reliable parties we viii cohiact
by the year or term OF ycurs. We viii send TO any
party meaning business samples of our registers,
blanks aud circulars, with Our rates aud tefms. on
receipt Of 8. We nrc not selling samp,ra, hut
want active agents at once, rREADWELt'S
IMPROVED MERCANTILE AGENCY CO.,
Springfield, Mass. Established February, 1875,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16
A Card.

To all who are suffering from the errors
and indiscrctions ofyouth, NERVOUS weakness,
early decay, loss of manhood, etc, I will
send recipe that will cure you, free of
charge. This great remedy was discovered
by a Missionary in South America. Send
sclf-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph
II. 1nman, Station D, New York City.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16

1t laman's kind to you, be to him kind
brother,
For surely zone good turns deserving an
other"
But if men are ungrateful with wine never
treat them,
Nor fool like make feasts for wise men to
eat them
II your body is ailing, dont wait till your
worse,
But take Spring Blossom at once and you'll
not need nurse
Prices ST., 80 cents, and trial bottles 10
rnnia
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16

THE highest hopes and interests of the
race rest on the purity health, and strength
of womanhood We take pleasure in re-
ferrng our readers to the remarkable eff
cacy of Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound in all that class Of diseases from
which woman suffer so much.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16

III - Outni sent free to those who wish 70 en-
l) gage in the most pleasant and prohts s,g
~ DCanitai not rcoulrcd We will furnish
MD ~ cynrythinr slda day and upwards Il YET
N easily made without staying away rom
home over night No r' , w's sTs making f Tr
wrn 20 W., T husincss Ladies' make AZ much az
m nUSs md ' Soumr boys aud girl: maze great No
one one" VINO Wiling TO work ias to make =, more
day Than can be Sa an IN
vuI and n short road to fortune. Address II.
Hal IETT & co, Portland Maine
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16

"DR. SELLERS CoUGH syrup will en-
sure you Il good nights rest, II is the best
cough medicine in the market, Price %
cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16
AGENTS.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.

n oa week In your own town, 81 outfit free. No
NOOripk Reader II .yon wan, busipose nj
WVVwhich peraoua Of either sex can make great
INV All the timrp they work write for particulars TO
H. uALLETr n co, Portland
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16
Leaf from a Diary.

Monday went out and caught cold, Tues
day aches all over,
Wednesday heard of and tried Eclectric Oil,
Thurday felt all right. Mem. always keep
q supply on hand.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16
RIVER NEWS.
ARRIVED


yoa' ity.,..,..'.......,... ...........,.. South
SNyerihorn ............. -. TiptonulIe
HiIman ......,............ ...... .. . Hickman
GENERAL NEWS.
The river is still on a BOOM
Look for the Fowler this evening.
The Idlewlld will be here this evening.
Business on the Ievee was brisk yestcr-
day
The Paris c. Brown left New Orleans
Monday.
The Andy Baum for Memphis is on her
way down.
The silycrthorne made a trip to Metrop-
oils ycsteday.
The Fearless will not leave for St. Louis
until ordered.
The Jas d. Parker for New Orleans was
due last evening.
The L. ?. Schenck for New Orleans will
probably be here to-day.
The c. W, Anderson from Nashville will
be here some time tonight,
The John ;. Hopkins has come and gone.
She had q fair passenger list.
The Ohio at Louisville and Evansville is
still rising and the weather cold and the
sky clear
The river at this point is 80 feet and 10
inches, "a rise Of about 6 inches in the "a
hours preceding 6 o'clock p. IN. yesterday.
The Thomas Sherlock from Cincinnati,
with Jas Nichols as Captain and J. j,
Nichols as clerk, left this port last night
about o'clock for New Orleans.
The Silvcrthorn, the new Cairo, New
Madrid and TiptonyiIc packet left this
place last nigth, and will hereafter make
regular trips every Monday and Friday.
See adj. in another column.
We have nothing late from St. Louis,
but the expectation was tor steamers to
leave that port yesterday. The river is
pretty high and the cold weather hardly
made any new ice up that way
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16
IS IT NOT WORTHY OF A TRIAL ?
Sold by all Druggists. PRICE 80 cents and 81 90.

TO IA ~ SCHUII Druggist Cairo HIS, for Naiona
pounds >"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-02-16

Eight lines Of solid nonparcil constitute square
.NpIayed advertisement will be charged accord.
lnR the space occupied at above rates-therc be.
lhE tw,'yc lines Of solid type to the inch.
10 regular advertisers We offer superior induce
nrhiH, both AZ 10 rates Of charges and manner OF
displaying their fayors
Local notices twenty cents per line for hrst inaer
ION ten cents per line for each subsequent inser
u 20.
Ihi- paper may be found on ale at Geo. p, Rowe
& Coz Newspaper Advertising Bsreau, 40 Spruce
: frcN where advertising contracts may be made
I ri IN New York
Communications upon subjects Of general interest
10 TIE public are at all times acceptable Rejected
yuuacrptr will not be returned
Letters and communications should be addressed
A Burnett Cairo Illinois
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1881-08-03
FOREIGN NOTES.

LONDON, Tuesday. Aug. 2, 1881.
The ODonoghue member of Parliament for Tralee has
become bankrupt. '
ASt Petersburg dispatch states Gar and his
family arrived at Mimi Novgorod Central Russia at 10
O'Clock yesterday morning
The for the Brighton Stakes andicap, distance
about mile and half was won by T. Capnons three
year-old chestnut colt Thunderstruck.
An afray on board the American bark Graham's Poly
Captain Vergie, at Bristol from New York. among the
crew. resulted in foreign sailor being stabbed TO death
LIS assailant has been arrested.
Reply ing TO question In the Honse OF Commons last
nsh, MT Giadstone said he was not aware that the
convention between England and tho Bocrs had been
expected That the Convention will be signed to-day"
AT the conference of the Young Mems Christian Asso-
Citations to-day Samuel Morley. NJ p. presided in the
morning and the Earl OF Aberdeen the afternoon The
international Committee OF New-York presented m
per on finances. Russell Sturges OF Boston presided at
sne evening session O.. c. Morse of Cleveland pre-
scnteu paper on Social Agencies.
In the House of Commons to-day Sir Henry Jomes
Attorney General replying to question said the Gov
erncnt would bring In bill TO suspend until the next
session OF Parliament the wrts new elections I'm Can
terbry Chester Gloucester City, oxford CITY Boston
Macclescld and Sandwich where candidates ret1rned
10 tue House of Commons were unseated petition
Inc meeting In Trafalgar Square this evening to pro-
Test against Mr. Bradaueh's exclusion from the House
OF commons Was very largely attended. Mr. Bradlauch
said he would so home Wednesday Uomorrow) After
the close of Mr. Bradlaughs speech large crowd OF hs
listeners went TO the Palace Yard impression
the rnass sa eSssa oas a's ss nas the 10
The appeal OF the Rev S. f. Green Rtualisp OF Miles
Plating, by which he sought qash the decision OF tho
Court OF Appeals against granting OF habeas corpus
win view to his discharge from Lancaster Castle was
dismissed In the House Of Lords to-day by Lord Selborne
the Lord Chancellor who said he thought II
10 near counsel for Lord Penzancc, who Originally
granted the wrts committing Mr. Green TO nrson fnr
contempt OF court Lords Blackburn and Watson Lords
OF Appeal concurred with Lord seborne but the costs
were not granted against the appellant in consideration
Vi the DlIucns he has already endured
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1881-08-03
BRAVE MEN FIGHTING FOR LIFE.

HOW THE RAILROAD SURVEYORS MET THEIR FATE
IN CHIHUAHUA-THE STORY OF AN EYE-wIT-
NESS.
SAN FRANCISCO, Aug. 2.-Ambrose Lom-
prax OF NachitOches a has arrived in this city from
Mexico. He was with party Of surveyors that were
attacked by Apaches south of FL Paso In the State OF
Chihuahua. Lomprax says he joined the party the day
before the attack and that night he lost and
hired boy. He saw what he regarded signs of the
presence OF Indians in the neiGhborhood The
the party started and he fingered about half me be-
hind When the party reached the Sand Hills the fight
ing began. Lomprax says the party well armed and
was made up OF brave men, who had no leader and did
not know how to fight Indians. He tried TO join the
party, but taken prisoner by the Indians would
have been killed had not his lost Mexican boy appeared
and told the Indians that he wealthy could
ransomed He was secured and could not the fight
The surveyors thirteen in number fought desperately
against the Indians who numbered fory-ive forty
sX SIX OF the latter were killed and nine wounded
all OF the whites killed six of them being dispatched
while lying on the field wounded Lomprax says the
Indians were under the most rigid discipline.
After the battle they took Lomprax into the Sierra
nevada Mountains, where they buried their dead. For
more than week the Indians remained Urls in
sonora, committing number OF murders. They
down the coast or the Guif OF California and
ing TO an island Lomprax made his escape got safely
10 GuayInas, after severe i've days tramp LompraN
says that the Indians under the command of Vie
too as he knew that chief very well by sight Lomprax
1s on MS way to Washington to lay the subject Of the
massacre before the Government
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1881-08-03
n UG UST MUNICIPAL ELECTIONS

AsBURY PARK EXCITED OVER THE QUESTION OF
HOME RULE-TRYING TO ENFORCE THE LAW
FoRBIDDING NON-REsIDENTs TO HOLD OFFICE
AsBURY PARK, n. j., Aug. 2.-Quite an cx-
cths municipal election was held in this seaside town
to-day The charter provides the election Of scve,
Town Commissioners, who shall choose prcsldno officer
known as Mayor, Chief Commissioner four NJ thu
Commissioners to be resident and three nonresident
property The OF the town ia ahort
one mhon dollars OF which, 1t Is said by Mayor Bradley
the real estate of nOnredcnts assessed to the
oiS|oOoOO. The Citizens Association some weeks ae6
put the following ticket field James A. BRADLEY
Nelson e. buchanan, Henry KIochl and George w
Trent Tor Resident Commissioners and the Rev Alpha
knyett James T. Harris and John f. Lord Non resident
Commissioners. Mr. Kynett is a resident of Pblodol
phia and Secretary of the Church Extension Society
the Methodist Episcopal Church Mr. Uarris "a n
cioter and also OF Philadelphia. Mr.. Lord is of the
irin OF Lord Il Lord a New.York law firm
Last year the Legislature passed law prohibiting pon
RESIDENTS rom holding any municipal Office. The native
citizens OF the town who believe In home re ,oot m
Saturday night and nominated Peoples ticket with
James A. Bradley John c. Hathaway, Henry steinbocb
george W. treat, Henry Kroehl, John d. Bcege and
John H. Hagerman for Commissioners, all OF whom oro
yeaf-found" " residents. Mr. Bradley heads both tick
cts. Should the Citizens ticket bo elected Mr. Rrad
who was the original owner of the Park would be again
selected as Mayor, but should the Peoples ticket he
elected, the majority of the Board, being pronounced
Democrats, would choose another than Mr. Bradley who
IL Republican, as presiding officer.
VAN attempts were made to-day to enforce the law
oy preventing votes from being east for nonresident
candidates Failing in this each nonresident voter
challenged, on the ground that non resident whether
nc pe re estate owner in the town not has no right
TO Vote; All the non-resdents voted notwithstandinp
& poMce M refusing to arrest them Illegal voters IL Is
so,a St 'nat many nonresdents who own no propcrty
right TO woe whe tne h charter act as giving them the
place, 'e" PhoPoi'y III tHo
Inere Is every indication tonight that the C,tzena
uichtt ncaus9 py Mayor Bradley, ia eccd (ornora-
ali vo f T., n; p9rte OF Long Branch declares that
hn
majority. '' ny Il ia'Se
REPUBLICANS CARRY PORTSMOUTH, n. H.
PORTSMOUTH. N. H., Aug 2.-The Republicons ro
elected Mayor Siso to-day for the fourth consecutive
term by majority of Co. and plurality of So over John
.. Iocot, Democrat. The Greenbackcrs mad n ticket
wheh received only twenty-one votes. There is Re
pubcan majority i'll both branches OF the CITY Coun
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1881-08-03

= DROWNED IN THE coNNECrICUT RIVER.
, SPRINGFIELD, Mass, Aug. 2.-'atricl Shea, son of
Muty Shea of this city, fell platform
the river this afternoon and was drowned.
DROWNED IN NORTH POND, MASS.
WORCESTER Mass, Aug. 2.-Cbarlcs Fish, tyYen-
yegh old had MT while rowing North Pond
day, ana fell into the water and was drowned.
NEGRO LYNCnED FOR ASSAULT.
DYERsBuRG, Tenn, Aug. 3" Mike" Walls, a
nched here yesterday his confession
ingattempod 10 assault Mrs. J. r. Childers.
a POLICE CAPTAIN MURDERED
LEXINGTON Ky, Aug. 2-Captaln Z. Nj. Hen
drick the police force here shot yesterday by
Charles steele quoseler while endeavoIing
him. The murderer has arrested - -
SHOT DEAD BY OFFICERS.
DRESDEN, Tenn. Aug. 2.-On Sunday Jordan
Thompson, colored cut white with razor ned
lie was pursued by officers who on his refusal to
KILLED BY BOILER EXPLOSION
PROVIDENCE X. l., Aug. 2.-rhe boiler in Smith,
Grant Co.'S coal and INN eer yard at Pawtucke exploded
distance OF forty feet aud instantly killed was forty
years Old. and unmarried.
AFLAGMAN BADLY INJURED.
TRENTON, N. j., Aug. 2.-Janes d. Hosier, thirty
syivana railroad Company, at Worthwhile Penn while
gg train that place today was struck by another tram
STAGE ROBBERY IN TEXAS.
GALVESTON, lex, Aug "A special TO The Ncacs
from uyade, this state says The eastbomd stage
passengers not disturbed, but the mails
MURDEsED BY NEGRO.
WYTHEyIiLE Va, Aug. 2.-At Rea Mountain
Sunday night in lonely hut James Leghorn white man.
just returned from North Carolina. 'Jim' a
bor living with his Wife, fight ensued and Tabor
shot Leghorn dead
KILLED BY HIS BRoTHERINIAw.
DENVER, Col, Aug "a special dispatch to The
SeSesa from SILVER sd s5plng 5 dated yesterday Major
son. brother in.aw, while the lighting The
ourelis supposed to have had its source in family troubles
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1881-08-03
THE PEORIA STILL EXPLOSION.

PEORIA, ILL.,, Aug. 2.-Since the explosion at
the Wooner Dstillery Saturday evening, Ignatius
Wooner Henry Cashin Charles Hebner John Kirkland,
William Reif Henry Goetz william and Fritz Fehl and
william Rice have died from the effects of injuries
ceived, making ten persons who have died. August
steticr Thomas Lawless, william Fehl and Theobald
Seller will no doubt die leaving only four of the
eighteen who show prospect Of recovery The dead
were buried yesterday and to-day. the funerals being
large and the services impressive Nearly all the Vie
inns Inhaled the escaping steam, and their suferings
The verdict Of the Coroners jury that explosion
@ caused by an unnecessary pressure of steam in the
s One theory that the engineer undertook to
the steam off, but instead turned it in full force thus
producing the explosion.
L4er.-Two more victims Of the beer still explosion
ed to-day, Seller and Settler making twelve deaths.
VI the remaining six wounded three will probably die