The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-02-08
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Go TO, thou siuggar,l- ami consider
tl,e High School girl; aarvcl at. her
industry In chewing gum. -Drecsm.
inridge News.
The Office Of the Palmer House in
Chicago iias.bcea furnished with an
electric clock We suppose the hours
arc struck BY llghtning--Nashvilic
Timcs,
Tho editor who steals Cur para
graphs stoalstrash, which cnriches him
not, aud doesn't IN the least affect our
ampio store of poyerty.-Breekin-
ridge News.
"Feaiilcrs are much IN fashion for
dressing the hair" tslaa 20 hear Il.
We've been longing for some lighter
aud moro picturesque dressing for
our hair. than tho brooinslick.---
breckenridge News.
A Washington woman, quit her
Husband because lie wouldn't give
hrr sixty dollars TO buy a braid.
Falling out Is no way 10 bring har-
money in tho family.--Giasgow
Times.
Zen DutieY viii SSH few the West
Indies in his private yacht some time
III February. If wishes were trade
winds there would be sufficient
continuity of them 10 keep Ben sail
ing the ocean blue for The balance of
llis dsys.--Louisville Post.
Looking Mt tho matter from logi-
cal standpoint, aud iIlumincd by the
principle involved in Civil Service
reform. the average mail route-agept
haunt the capacity to hold country
mail ridor's horse while he goes into
n cross roads postofllce TO get his
mail cisanged.-Glasgow Times.
he was too solemn a preacher-ho
didn't suit the prevailing ideas in
Nevada. The chairman of the CON-
lniiice which bid him farewell and
God speed in Nevadaese expressed II
plainly thus: "Now, para. YOU can
git. We are in favor OF re'igion in
this yer camp, aud 1t rilrs the boys to
zee a fellcr spilin 1t. You git" and
hp gotcd.--Nashville Times.
II am so fond of li,tlo boys" said
tho new schoolma am, sweelly. Just
then she tripped over string
stretched across the pavement, with
3 little boy at each end of It. "And
! feel as though would like to eat o
couple of them raw this minute,"
was the close of her remark. NASH
vile Times.
4 wilower remarked the other day
that George Washington and Daniel
Webster were the sons ofthcir fathers
se,ond wives. and If he thought he
would 10 The father oil such children
be wosli rake the hills and valleys
Of Hardin aud The Pine knobs of Bnl-
lifE but lie woald lIavo another wife.
Elisahethiown News. 2st tSS
JOB never got angry job never
lad aianding collar to jump from
The back button up onto his head |
while addressing n lady, because he
didn't address that way. he had no
shirt collar, hence 10 cholcr.--Dittoe.
Close resders of The geographic
news nre-hrcoining surprised at the
widespread popnlarityof. Mr.. Scat
teripQ. lie las been relying votes
fpr United States Senator in somo /
iIfleen different Stalcs duriug the past
lew wteks.-Polk johnson. 4
I, e not probable thai Senator
huca will DO in the next Cabinet
fli@ extreme cruelty 10 bis helpless
infant. inflicted BY calling, 1t Roscoe
Conkliug. Is having its effect, and his
chances are -vanishlng.--Polk John
Hpn.
The Nav York Star refers TO Conk-
ling and Pratt, the Senators from that
State, as Chang aud Eng, with tho
former tho predonIinaiing spirit as
lis protoiypc. the original Chang,
was over tis brother. The figure of
specch may all well enough, but maybe
Mira. Sprague not file an objection 10 |
the ligature -Louisvillc Argus.
There Is a dry paper called the
nier,Ocean; contracting paper
rallied the Tribune; Democratic !;
paper called the Republican "a paper
with few dispatches called Tho Tele.
graph; a paper that follows II party
everywhere called the Leader; a paper
ndited by apoetcsllcd the Ycoman;
a dull poper called the Blade.-Pad
man.