The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1881-10-04
Se,lse and ,Nu,lsettge.

Seuse and sNnrsrttge.
Tuesday, October, Hth is election
day.
The Garfield fund has reached $32l,-
900.
Act with cheerfulness but without
levity.
Love your enemy. Send his boy a.
toy pistol.
Never affect to be witty or to Jest SO
as to hurt the feelings of another.
Never court the favor of the rich by
fattering their vanitles or their riches.
! The order detailing a court martial to
try Sergeant Mason, has been SUSPENDED
for the present.
Never dispute " tn man who is more
than 70 years Of age, nor with woman,
nor any sort of enthusiast.
Tumors, ,erysipelas, mercurial diseases,
scrofula, and general debility cured by
I"Dr. Lindsey's Blood Searcher."
One of the Wisconsin cranberry kings
offers to marry the girl who can pick the
most berries on his marshes.
"Sellers' Liver Pills" have been the
standard remedy for malaria. liver CON-
plant. costiveness. etc., for fifty years.
General Howard should GO out West
again and strike the savages in the rear
These Apaches are getting entirely too
lively.
Crying at weddings has gone out OF
fashion 1t is the father of the bride
who does the crying when he comes to
settle the bills.
1t isn't because woman is exactly
afraid of cow that she runs away and
screams 1t is because gored dresses
are not fashionable.
Thirty Indian youths who have been
educated at the Hampton Normal
Schools, Va, will be sent to Dakota to
teach the savages.
W. F. Dalrymple, the wheat king, says
the'y,eld in Dakota will average fully
eighteen bushels per acre. He and his
brother have 25, 900 acres to harvest.
Joseph c. Greer, ST., Oregon's oldest
pioneer, died in Portland recently. He
was nearly q century old. and leaves
many descendants on the Pacific coast
Hunter Joe, who roams around in the
vicinity of Battle Creek, Mich, has a
face one side of which is African and
the other Caucasian of the most decid-
ed type.
Bismarck is growing fat. In 1874 he
weighed 207 pounds; in 1876, 219; in
1877. 23O; in 1878. 243; in 1879, 245 !;
in 1880, 247, and now he turns the scale
at 251.
The Apache outbreak in Arizona is
over, and the hostiles have nearly all
Surrendered A. military commission to
try the murderers will meet at Camp
Thomas in few days.
/ Purely vegetable; perfectly safe; a
good substitute for castor oil; pleasant
to take; certain in effect, can be truly
said of DENIa's WORM SYRUP. Try it;
your druggist has it. 25 cents bottle.
An Irishman wrote thus to the wife
of brother: eff jamie isn't dead yet,
remoind him of the twenty shillings he
owes me on the pigs, and if he is,. tell
him not to give himself any consurrum
about it.
"What is the meaning of the word
"tan,alizing p" asked the teacher.
please, marm," spoke up little JOHNNY
] Hclcomb, sit means circus procession
passing the school-house, and scholars
are not allowed to look out"
To prevent chicken cholera, NJ. Tous-
saint inoculated fowls with the blood of
rabbits which bad died of septic@mia,
or with matter. cultivated from it, and
rendered the fowls quite capable of re-
sisting the disease. The effects were
those of on attenuated virus.
West Salem Monitor; There is a
Rckel family in the vicinity of West
Salem which is blessed with large fe-
males, The mother and two daughters
were recently In town and were weighed
at .Best's. The largest girl brought
down the beam at 305, her sister at 206,
and their mother showed 2l0.
| Edison has among his exhibits at the
electric show at Paris one horse power
-engine operating nine improved lamps,
each OF which is to burn nine months.
Edison also proposes to show his auto
graphic system Of telegraphy, bv which
he produces by telegraph, fac-similies Of
hand writing.
eyes; it's fun enough to 60 fishing
when you don't catch any fish. What's
the fun of catchin fish, anyway When
one gets on your hook you have to q
to the trouble OF hauling him in, taking
him off and rebaiting the hook. There's
good deal OF work in it and it inter
rupts your placid enjoyment Of the
view.
i A popular clergyman was greatly
J boared by lady who admired hin
without reserve. "Ohl my dear Mr.
-" said she, s'tbere isn't any harmlir
. one loving ones pastor, is there 2"-
Certainly not, madam" replied th,
worthy cleric; "not the least in th,
! world, so long as the feeling is not re
iciprocated.
A proprietor of large establishment
+, received note from lovely married
lady, the other day, which read: "Pleas
send me good masber up right away
He sent one of his reliable clerks up
and all the rest of them were red-ho
with envy and rage until the clerk cam
t back, and with crest.fallen air statet
that what the lady wanted was potato
masher.
Pumpkin seeds contain an albumel
which may be easily obtained in vel
developed octabedral crystals. The pro
|, teine contained in the seeds consist
chiefly of such crystals. Crystalline al
bumen is distinguished from the amor
: phous variety by far smaller proper
: ton of ash and of phosphoris acid, an
: by higher proportion of carbon, nj
trogen and sulphur.
She was landlady and he was me-
boarder; there we're the usual felic
q tous relations existing betweeen then
She WAS carving a fowl and in a ha