Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1881-02-23
NEW MARRIAGE CEREMONY.

men that it is the medium they should use il
advertising their business.
NE w MARRIAGE CEREMONY. i.
A newly elected justice of the peace
who had been used to drawing deeds
and wills and little else, was called up
on as his first official act to marry a
couple who came into his Office very
hurriedly and told him their purpose.
He lost no time in taking off his hat,
and remarked:
Hats off in the presence of the courtr
All being uncovered, he said:
Hold up your right hands. You,
John Marvin, do solemnly swear that
to the best of your knowledge and be-
lief, you take this woman to have and
ter hold for yerself, yer heirs, execkye-
ters and assigns, for your an their use
an behoof forever p.
Il do answered the groom.
You, Alice Ever, take this yer man
for yer husband ter have and ter hold
forever; and you do further swear that
YOU are lawfully seized in fee simple,
all free from incumbrance, and hev good
right tu sell, bargain, and convey to
the said grantee yerself. yer heirs, adj
ministrators and assignsr
L do said the bride, rather doubt
fully.
We'll, John, that'll be about dol
lar'n fifty cents
Are we married p asked the bride.
Yes, when the fee comes in
After some fumbling it was produc-
ed, and handed to the Court who
pocketed it and continued:
Know all men by these presents, that
/, bein' in good health and in sound
mind, in consideration of dollar'n fifty
cents to me in hand paid, the receipt
whereof is hereby acknowledged, do
and by these presents have declared
you man and wife during good behav-
ior, and till otherwise ordered by court
Rational Treatment and Pos.
tive Cures
are what the afflicted seek for, and
those who resort to DR.. Pierce's Medi-
cines are not doomed to dsappoint-
ment So positively efficacious is his
Favorite Prescription in all cases of
female weakness, nervous and other
degragements incident to the sex, that
thispotent remedy is sold under pos
tive guarantee. For particulars see
Pierce's Memorandum Book (given
away by druggists,) or see the wrap
pers of the medicine. Sold by drug
gists.- Waseca. MINI, April S, 1879.
r. " Pierce, " d.:
DEAR SIR feel that | should be
neglecting my duty were l to fail in
giving my testimony as to the value
of your medicines. For years have
been great sufferer from complica-
ton of chronic diseases which our ply
scions treated in vain. | am now
using your Favorite Prescription and
find myself almost well. Your medi-
cines have done me more good than
anything have ever used. / remain,
gratefully yours, Mrs. +. b. Parmalee.
A wild bull can easily work himself
into scarlet fever.
Know oil men by these presents
read an old bachelor lawyer. why don't
they put in woman. too? asked his
lady client. Because said the o. b.,
if one woman knows it, all women
know it.
The most effective, Harmless and
Honest remedy we know Of, is Days
Kidney Pad.
Etiquette writes to us to inquire If
in our opinion it would be proper for
him to support a young lady if she
was taken with q faint--even if he
hadn't been introduced. Proper,
young man, certainly--prop her by oil
means.
Nobody should go 10 church, Or
public meeting, hacking away and
disturbing the preacher or orator with
their Cough. Use DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup at once; it costs only 25 cents
bottle.
A gentleman was complaining on
change that he had invested rather
large sum of money in Wall street and
lost it ALL A sympathizing friend ask
ed him whether hc had been bull or
bear. To which he replied, Neither,
| was jackassj"
The popularity of the A. s. T. Co.
Black Tip Is, that it is independent OF
the npper and protects the toe srom
wear, without endangering the upper
from ripping, as is the case with toe
caps
A little girl Of twelve years the
daughter of clergyman, was asked:
Sadie. does your papa ever preach the
same sermon twice p After thinking
a moment, Sadie replied: Yes, l
think he does, but ! think he hollers
it in different places
Honesty il the best policy In medicine
as well as in other things Ayers
Sarsaparilla Is genuine preparation,
an unequallep spring medicine and
blood purifier, decidedly superior to all
Others in .he market Trial proves IL.
A minister who was found with his
arm around the waist Of bis young
lnndlady, while she was stroking his
beard and reciprocating his kisses, says
that the brotherly ministerial kiss il
holy. She says the same thing, and
40 does her husband. This kind OF
kiss. then has q greater quality than
the stage kiss, which has been pro-
nounced "cold, dim. pale phantom;
unsatisfactory, elusive and empty.
Many cases Of fever and ague, dumb
ague and congestive chills were promt-
ly arrested and entirely banished, by
the use of your Simmons Liver Reg
ulator. You don't say half enough in
regard to the eilicacy of your valuable
medicine in cnses of apue, intermittent