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SUGGESTED on seeing scild fo,cer bend
ing orer brooklet.

Suggested on seeing a ,cild fo,cer bend
ing orer bT0Okld.
modest wild flower stopped to drink,
Bending low Ger brooklet's brink,
And rcanred with fond coquettish pride
It's tints reflected in the tide.
The bra Wing brook In wanton chase
OF shadows fitting DER Its face,
Checks its mad frolic ss 1t spies
This lovelier and more tempting prize.
And lesping from Its gravelly bed
II tgrapples with the dainty head,
And drags banesth in rude embrace,
Raining fond kisses o'er her face.
How bold the babbhng laugh and glee,
Whilst Fastening from this pleasantly;
But the poor rifed flower IN VAIN
Weeps all those kisses back again.
80 pleasures tempting brink may charm
Sweet Phillis; innocent Of harm,
Who learns, too late, to weep the hour,
Deserted like the IiAed flower.
Sweet Pity, why, in virtues name,
Must droop the flower in conscious shame,
Whilst the rude brook hastes thr ough the mead
Brawing in beast its wansoa deed.
Nov. 10, 1851. '.s TROUT
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21

The men who succeed without tho
aid Of edu cation are the exceptions.
Common men need all the help that
education can give, to put themselves
on a level /; and even of the excep1ion@i
men it may be said that they would
have succeeded still better With the ad-
VANTAGE of education.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21

A sharp vermouter with an eye iOr
GOOD horse flesh lately persuaded 8
farmer to sell him an uutraiued four
year.old colt for $3.50. The buyer put
HIM Into trainers hands, and in about
thirty days the colt made half mile
ia l:l2y and the owner was happy 70
reG,se 5000 for him. He is a grand
son of the famous trotter Ethan Allen
claimed to be the beau ideal of graceful
troiters.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21

Does our talk disturb ,ou:' sIIJ one
Of company OF talkilivc ladies to an
old gendemlu sitting in a riilfIid
st ,tion the other afternoon
No, ma'am,' was the naive reply,
Il have been marriei nigh on to forty
years.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21

How did you come to get ma'risdr
asked man of very honely friend.
We'll. you see,' he replied. alter
vainly tried TO win veral sIfi' that
wauteI, | inallY turned my attention
10 one that wanted me, an th;n II Id
not lake long 10 arrange matters.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21

called sit was once talkin. to
one Of our wise professors. AS ior
me,' he said, 4 do not believe what
do not understand DO you UNDER
stand objected the professor how u
IS tha, fire VIII sof ten butter, but SiIi
h arden Al egs?' No, SIR Yet you
believe in an omelet!
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21
Mamma-.R.ally, dear John, 1 can't

Really, dear John, L can't
make you out. Your own son, only
twelve. Just caught III the act ot smok-
ing a Cigarette: aud yet you, who think
It auietl,! Papa-'Wcll, my love, It's
rather awkward, you see. | was caught
in the act when was only ten! land,
by love II was a cigarl'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21

A Kansas ode Tell Us not 10 mourn-
tul numbers. life is but on empty Or am,
oyster stess. our swrcIhearts tell u,
are next best to frozen cream. Let us
all be up aud doing. labor early, LABOR
late Tor the necessary mOney-oyslers
cost two bits plate.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21

A little boy remarked II like grand
,pa because he is nice Sentlemanly
man; he always tells me 10 help my
self to the sugar.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21

Delightful arrangement No. said
the charming actress To her devoted
lover, No, Charlie, sont marry YOU;
but yeu can have the privilege. OF pay
ing COX all my little suppers and carriages
aftet lhe theatre. aud you'll be cuvicd
BY al the boys. That onght 70 salis&v
vou.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21

When may a mans friends naturally
suppose that he has gone a'missings
When he has gone accounting.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21

in Munlce, none would dispute your
iitle.'
DO you know me =
The belle of Munich hides her face
In vain,' answered Ernest. That To-
imitable foot and hand are her betray-
ers.
You may be mistaken after ALL
Il can not be, and I claim the hand
said Ernest: and wiz Employment
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21

Two months later Myrtle Maha dy
Tie cashiers only child. became Adel-
bert's bonny bride. Oae child, blue
eyed boy with golden hair, has blessed
the union, aud as he sits on his grand
father's knee in front of the fire, aud
asks IN his innocent, childish way it
papa isn't a smart man. the Old gen.
tleman kisses him fondly and says in
soft, low tones;
'You'er singing on the right key now,
sonny.'
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gssnanaonb dsr:a'lle.
Advertising Bates'

Advertisements will be inserted ss One Doiiss
per square Of ten lines less for the nrst nssrs
ion, and so cents for each subsequent inseraoa
Unless the number Of insertions be marked Al on
the manuscript, It will be published until forsis
and charged accordingly.
Notices in the local column will bs inssrtsdM ct
tan cents oer line, each insertion.
Advertisements for three months or longer vii
be inserted at over rates.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21
Gear old Sunday school girl

ear old Sunday school girl
est she could with a question
AZ asked OF the infant class. Said
{eacher Aud it came to pass
en- King Hezckiah heard it that he
rent his clothes Now, what does that
mean, children, he rent his clothes''
IJp wenta little hand. We'll, if you
know, tell u.s. please, ma'am, said
the child, tlmidly, Il Gpose he hired 'em
OUT
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21
EOTARIEs PUBLIC.
JUSTICES OK TIE PEACE.

D.v,q p1sr.-Dr. G. A. Brown, obed Funk and
SroNEwALI.-J. Fl. Grshill, c. ". Snsrr, G. W
OrndOrf. o,,
MADlsoS.-Samuel &. Campbell James j..
AsgBY-Saml. Hamman, y. h. Painter, Jacob
r. Miller. ,,-,, -. =,
Pence.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-12-21

NOW I'LL ICllAu AOt VI %N~f -
request you to raise y0df7nask ?
4 can refuse you nothing said
Ernest Won Steinberg.
He raised bis mask as he spoke. ard
disclosed to the antonished gaze OF the
baroness the we'll known feature, oI
Ki Ig Louis, Of Bavaria.
Bat | thought You assured Us thai
the cavalier was Captain Ernest yor
Steinberg. exclsims the reader.
Let US explain. To give addltIona
facts and pleasure and complicale th'
mysteries of masquerade, the courtlerF
ofLoms XIV Of France had invented
the following expedIeut: They procur'
Ell fine wax lkenesses Of their friends
or eminent persons and wore them un'
der their masks. When requested tC
declare their identity. they would raise
the outer mask and The inner wax one
seen for a moment, in most cases com
petely dec,iy iyed the spectator. II i
casv TO imagine what an indefinite iIeid
for mysiiGcalion this corr lance aiori'
el. ~,
to-; tor; n" rno had n@ h. a'' I'D "a a S@s, ws.
mask. beautifully coIorea so well
executed as 10 deceive thS yes of the
Baroness for The moment they rested
on it. Ernest, satisfied with his sue
cess, replaced his black velvet visor,
and continued the interview.
Yes. baroness whispered The dis
gui.ed ali-de-camp, 1T is Loiis who
stands before yon-nct as yolr king,
but as Your subject, your slae--lhe
thrall OF your beauty
An. SIRE replied the bells II Mu-
mich. you are sporting with the sen'i-
bihiies of a weak woman
NO. by heaven = replied Tie raised
king. I am incapable Of tha. Be-
hold me a, your feet and hear meswear
eternal allegiance to your charms
Rise, sire!' said the baroness very
much agitaled. We may be zen or
overheard.
Long have l thought contln I'd The
ialae king. that beauty such as yours
should grace a throne -
"A throne!' echoed the baron9
But you are right re
huniedly; this Is no ii -
confidence like = oA
clock is striking tJ
10 my honor, and
tomorrow night
'Wherc, sire %
In the Chinese
den of the palace.
postern gate that lei
the pavilion shall be
The baroness gave'
Tomorrow night a
and glided from the roe
oh, woman, woman
Ernest, when alone.
Is it for this we r.
angels? But tremble,
punishment shall be
agony suffer-.
Aud he followed
the d dancing saloo.S
He had no soodec
a masked figure stoOu
mass of crimson etarq2
The Chinese paTiI
night, at twelve o'cldS,
stranger. Bravo, bravo! Captain
Steinberger!
Aud he, too, vanished.
A few minutes before IL O'Clock on
the following night, Captain Won Stein
berg. wearing his wax mask, unlocked
and entered the Chinese pavilion In the
royal garden. The inside shutters Of
the windows we're closed, so that he
venturea to produce match aud light
wax taper, taking care 10 phce
shade over it, so that the room should
be very dimly lighted. After conplet-
ing the arrangements, be glanced
around and started on seeing the figure
of man near the table. The stranger
VAS dressed in the uniform of an 'id'de-
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SUPERINTENDENT OF POOR.
VI
PARISH PHYSICIAN.

o,, Naurert,
ovFRsYERs POOR.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-19
APERSEcUiED POLE,
Whose Wife Has Deserted Him
and Stolen HIS Child.

hrn~a< Civ s;SI-
Arthur Ls,sirsit-ki, a Pole sad = corn
doctor, ~ho orneriy operated in this city.
- nos here looking ;or bis nnisiihiui
vile ssd little child. lie s.ys lac doe. no,
care for his Siis, hut - snxi0us To re-
cover his child. Lud-1it-ki'. tale ia a TT
markshl- one. He says he il Poli.h eX-
lie. who Ma 5,nis!,s,' To Sihrrix in 1892
and escave'i, si.-, yards maxim. LI- way To-
Sutherland. In Geneva he married =
.oa,sn, who, he says, Wa prostitute, ant
emigraied 10 AEsrios, settling IN Cieve-
land. lie left Cleveland with his wife
shout tive years ago and came To Kansas
City. Tie caIse II hrs leaving Cieye-
land was . scandal regarding his
wife, who hsd su,tx:Eed improper
relation. with n certain Cieveiander.
While heic Mrs. l. Caused her husband
great trouble by m OPEN iaisson With .
barber NAMED Noyris. I.1e,;wIt-ai ~ Il his
vile dTIfIed srDuai alter ,niS zni finally
tsoushi up ct Louisville, where tasy
lived mil last winter. The corn cutter
then vent 20 Bloomington. ILL.,, where he
srot- ;o his vile, telling her 10 -eii the
furniture and jvIn min. The h'st part
Il this mandate che obeyed, selling the
furniture. Instead Of j,ihing h,m,
however. she -lo;ei with George +. Bishop.
. printer, taking with irer the \ r,cse'is Of
the furniture sale, her c:.ili .no 81 500 IN
cSsi which had been intrus.e,. 10 neT care
by her husband. Luiiwit-ki heiieves the
guilty pair came to X ,nsss City and thai
they are -iill here. He ssys he will have
his child or die, but he doesn't care for the
res. Of ihe ou,lt.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-19
ROUGHS.
Texas Cattle Men Create . Dis.
turbance and Threaten to
Kill Officer Gosssge.

-Four Texas cattle men, ~ho were on
their xay home from II. Louis, where they
had been With sock, came in on the Mis-
souri, Pacific this morning, and conducted
themselves 70 bni-terously ihst the conduc-
tor was compelled TO call upon Officer Cos
sage 10 ass:<; him in removing them from
the frsin.
After being pu, of the train, they visit
Ell ka;ssr's restaurant, on Second street,
where they called for breakfast Here
they az ain created a disturbance, and Mr..
Kaiser SEC, his sen for the officer, ~ho
finally succs-.iei ia ejectins them from Mr..
ksiasr'a plsce. They then prorerded down
Second street towards tue police station,
hurting stones at LAMP posts and Other OBJ
i4c,-, and THREATENING 70 xiii Officer Gos-
sage.
they finally arrived al the dePo; TO take
the K Il +. train. After boarding the
" ain one o. the outlaws spiel Officer Cos
sage, when they all rushed out win the
slaves. which are usually carried b. cattle
men. in their hands, and all four OF them
made dash at the officer. The officsr
stood his ground and finally drove them
back in the car
1t is a laLaeutable fact that cur police
force IL wholly un.ble tn cope with ;hess
bsuds OF hsuisers from toe southwest who
have visi;ed our city before and are iiss:e
To do 80 al any time.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-19
FLOORED BY WHISKY.
A Kansas City Mn Badly Hurt
by a Fall White Drunk.

A maE WHO gave his name n Lease
Crewu, and STATED that he arrived in Town
from X .ns,s Cay yesterday, wss leu I'd this
morning ia An unconscious condition "a
front oi S,cLe:s' ho:el.
He ua- Uncovered BY Mr.. Clifford. the
grocery L. IN, who, with the aid oil several
other.. conducted him to she Atlantic
house, where lie had registered on his ar.
rIvsl IN the city.
Cre~i;t had evidently been ont oil night
ON a ,pree, and. in passing Sicher,' hoiei
-,umtled and fell, striking the CENTER oI
h,s forehead ON the sharp Corner OF one ot
The stone s:sp. leading into the hotel.
Crexii; va. very seriously hurt by his fall
In addition 20 irixhiful Z ssh on his fore.
head, he received BAL wound on ,hs
bridge of his nose both oil which we're ter
Iibly swollen when the reporter visited hi ~
at ihe hotel. To sny one but q medical
m N. the hole in his forehead would seem
to be fatal one. but the reporter vss in
formed tina, his physician had NO !ears oil
such a result.
Criwett informed the reporter thai
during the three years previous t.
October last he was employed a
book keeper in the dry good. estsb!ish-
msnt Of q. Y. Smith at k.ns.s City. lie
lot hi. position xilh that concern in Oc;o
Der, since which time he had been employ
cd ~ collector By various house. in thai
c,tv.
Ccewiit told Mr.. Cliff .rd that he was OF
his way To Nes York, but when Questioned
on the subject b. The reporter refused io
state 10 whst point he wss bound.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-19
Peculiar Fingers.

ElfDlra w. ~ Free f'c-S
There is well-to-dc farmer living in
Orange county. near Warwick, who
has peculiar trouble every winter with
bis hands. As soon as the first cold
wind comes in autumn his fingers and
thumbs UP to The union with the hand
appear nearly Us white as snow, while
the hands ans. wrists, by contrast, are
q deep blood red In winter his fin
gers feel ike ioicles; in fact. So little
does the blood circulate in them that
there is hu, little feeling in them.
Curiously enough, while his fingers are
almos; blooless. his feet are ALWAYS
glowing with warmth, so much so that
he seldom wears stockings. And one
cold day the past winter. when he
iroze one ear and n portion OF his face,
and while his fingers were as rigid as
marble. his ieet, covered only with his
boots. were glowing with heat.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-19

An alarm Of IRE was sounded lev min
u,es after IL o'clock to-day, caused BY the
burning out Of Que in the residence owned
and occupied by Henry Schafer on vest
Fifth street. The Are Vas extinguished
With . iss buckets Of water. Damage
slight and fully insured.
The IRE steamer did not arrive on the
ground until after the flames had been ex.
tinguished, owing to the fact that the
horses belonging 10 the FIRE department
we're being used BY the street commissone.
to haul stone from the quarry north Of the
city, to be used in 6xi.E the streets and
crossings.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-19

John kuIlmer. one Of the carly citizens
Of SedaiIs is no more. He breathed his
iast si = o'clock this morning and passed
from this mundane sphere 30 the other
shore where trouble shall cease sud where
there shalt he no psr,irgs.
TIE deceased vas born near :hr Rhine
in Germany on the 18th day Of Eecem.er,
1894. In 1881 he VA married tn BIZ
of:ianced, then living about three miles
from HIN in the fstherland.
In 1886 Mr.. and Mr.. kulimsr, who nov
survives him. braved a voyage 10 America,
and in due time landed. They .ei,Ied in
an Inferior tom in Onia, where they re-.
sided about eighteen months. Hearing oil
the WsbSsh country, the mot fertile val
les IN the western world. Kulimer was al
tract.,, ihiih.r. He seiilei IN Lafayette
fodIcns, in 1889 and resided there uIiii
December. 1866. at which time he csm- to
Seda:ia, where he resided until his death,
Tweri,-fnnr years ago the writer. thrn
= hoy, FIRST knew the deceased. He Was a;
that ,ime in The viyor Of manhood, the
proprietor IL the City hotel At Lafayette.
Indiana. John Knilmer Wa at that iirir
an active Lu.iness man, full Of energy.
His hotel wss quite fayoriis, aid re-
sort for the business men IL Lafayette and
the travelling public. He Mss st; able ami
popular wiih everybody, end no one vas
turned away iron, his door hungry, even II
they were penniless- He yes quiet man.
He desired nothing in the way Of cficiai
position. He desired to stay by and work
for the upbuilding Of his home and the
proper educs tion of his sons and daughters.
Snct wss the character OF the deceased
which be carried out 10 the hour Of mis-
death.
John kullner was Q free m.-on. He
was one from principle. II wss his religion
and his hope Of the grea, unknown future.
His homer, integrity and sirici honesty
were his chief characteristics. A msn OF
indomit.nle energy, perseverance, and in
dus,ry, he had in his humble wy built a
monument 10 himseif more lasting than
marble or granite.
The funeral will take place from the
Ohio stree, Methodist church Tomorrow n
. o'clock p. q,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-19
INTO SPACE.

n the sad old world should Jump a cog
Sometime IN its dizzy spinning,
And 90 on the track with q sudden ioR.
What an end would come no the SHINING
What a rest from strife and the burdens OF lille
For the millions Of people m IL,
What a way out Of ere, and worry 10 ware,
All 10 a beautiful minute.
A round the sun with a cnrving sweep
IL hurries and runs and races,
should n ioore its balance, and 20 with ieap
Into the vast sea-spaces,
What a hdest relief II would te TO the grlei,
And the trouble and toll about Us,
To he suddenly hurried from the solar word
And let II 10 without u.
With not a sigh or a saa gooi-ty
For loved ones left behind u,
We would go with a lunge and a mighty plunge
Where never grave should hnd IA,
What Wild mad thrill our VEINS would I'LL
As tn. great ea.tI. like y feail~r.
Should float thro' The AIT, 10 dod knows where
And carry , AL together
No dark damp tomb and n;ourOers gloom,
No ing srii IA the stesp!e,
But IN one swift breath painless death
For a million billion people
What greater bliss could wish than THIS,
To ss.ep with a birds tree motion
Thro' leagues of space 10 resting place,
la vast and yAPory "cesn-
To ta-s away from this life TO .re
With never "A dear :ie sund.i,d-
Aud a world Oh fire for ouG iun,i prayer,
While the stars hooked ami .onderei'
ELLA WHEELER
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-19
Criminal Court.

The jury in the csse OF the State
~. Lee Gr.n', the negro boy, charged
with murder in the second degree,
after being on, all night, appeared in court
and stated that they we're unable to agree,
and we're discharged. The defendant, w.s
sent TO Jail Tor want Of bond.
State ". James Turner vas take up On
appeal, and nolle Pros9ui entered.
State W. Z n. MorroS. selling liquor on
Sunday a plea Of not guilty MAS entered.
and defendant gave bond in the sum o!
500.
State v-. Joseph Mcti,aw, charged with
grand larceny, wae taken ur, and plea Of
rot guilty entered. The case il being tried
a. the BAEoo goes to pre.s.
The grand jury concluded its labors
this afternoon. and sent in its reports, to-
gether with thirty-ivo rev indictments
to Judge Ry!and, who then discharged
them.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-19
AGHIISTLY SCENE.
A Young b rides Action al the
Grave Of Her Husband.

Al Souerses, Ky. = ZEE evenings ago, n
gen;Issnan Of that piacs "a returning from
. ride in the country. when, on p,'-ing
grave yard. his horse bscimc frightened 20
. white looking object among the yrsves.
Dismouu,ing snd tying ms hoise, he open
ed the gate and .tsrtsd on . voyage Of dis-
covery toward the csusc oi his horses
fright, which turned on; TO he woman
sitting By the side u grave with a corpse
in her arms. Rs,rAcing hi- steps, lie gen.
tleman RENOVATED and aeon raised the
alsrm. Returning IN = short tins with
couple Of cit;z-ns, the woman Vas found
still sitting on the damp ground, at the
mouth Of the grave, singing . io~ lullaby
aud supporting the head of the dead mar
on her bosom. The mar recognised her
Immediately As the daughter Of =
neighbour. On the aPr.oscl OF the
party she .ai-ed her hard and mo:ionsd
them to be quiet. and said. 'John
Gas sleeping. AMI no, tn wake him." and
when the men attempted TO move her from
the ios,hso,ns place, she begged. IN the
ma, bexr;rending and pi;sou. manner, To
b. lief, alone, "ih,t john would get cold
ont IN the dark; tina. he wss sleeping nov,
aud soulI awake in a short tine and talk
TO her" Tie youns lady is = daughter Of
James Brandon. She il q beautiful and
intelligent young lady, anil Was married
ter day. ago Io young msn II Ibis county
by the name Of Hines, Who Tell victim
Of con -un,p,ion week after the wedding.
The young lady Wa deeply affected bs
the loss ii he. young hn-blnd, snd it was
fe.re-. tina, 4 men,s! arrangement would
be the re'uii Of her suffering The crisi.
Gene al last. Size escaped from her room,
and, stealing aes",- tie fields che entered
the graveyard and m.asy-d by some mean
10 disin,sr the baby vi a-r husband.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-19
Winning HIM Back.

One of the travellers for . new fresh dry
good. HOUSE recently arrived in . town in
the interior q: the state to End that one of
his be-; customers Vas about 10 transfer his
custom 10 ROs.on house.
"D;dn'i We always do well By you?
asked the Ne~ Yorker, a. he sst down for
an explanation.
"Ys-, l believe Sc"
"Diia't We ship ,od' promptly,"
Yes"
sand did Ne ever pres, you in pinch y
NO
"D;d you Sc, lower price, OF tia BI.ton
house,
"No. I csat say did"
"Ihey emit understand Why you ssouid
leave oEr house all Of . sudden. after buy
ing o: US for several years."
Il know that soma explanation 10 due,
and ] sill make ose," replied the nsr-
chant. "You know tbs; 1 attend church -
"Ye., anil 90 d. l."
"Do you? | aidIs kaow that. 1 am
locke! upon a. Chri.ti,n.'
ESQ an 7. Prs go, the date OF M bap-
ii.m RICH: her. in nv book -
"Is that so. We'll. ouE church ia ia
need cf repairs. We we're taking i; over
the other dsy when the B,aon drummer
was IN be-s. an! h. 1t orcc subsc.ibed ter
dollsrs."
"ren doiisrs! uhy, "a - '.nly two Esg'
Of nails. Put me down for thirty dollar.
cash, neu elk hat for every season, snd .
full suit Of clothc. for the minister"
"Do you really mein il, !"
"Of course do. and If that sso-ceni
christian from Boston iares to sign
another i've I'll send you down . s6O(
church organ and pay . man $500 year
to play il. We ere q hou.e which never
mskes say grei, display Of gospel hymns
and religions tracts, but when . B1sson
drummer bluffs ve show our religion
hands and rake in the pot every time"
The merchant will still continue to dea
siih the Nes York house.
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Burlington Kawkeye.
The engineers wife threw down her
sewing aud impatiently hastened into
the back yard to settle . noisy dispute
among the children.
She selected Jack as the offender
and uncoupling her slipper with .
quick movement she ran master Jack
on siding, and began to mark him
bad order" without regarding his
signals and piteous howls. BY this
time Bob. the guilty one, having run
on to the secure turn table of the back
fence, % that he could run of in eth.
or direction screamed out
"Lst up mother shut her of l tell
YOU! You've cut out the wrong car
an you'll run BY with the right one If
You amt lively"
The mother coupled up and tried to
make 4 flying switch on the culpTit but
he got out on the main line blocked
the section against her and was run.
ming Wild for the first siding long be-
fore the switch engine could get out Of
the yards.