, 1881-09-25

Vennor thinks somebody sawed his Angus
/ predictions III two. lie evidently sat OIL th(
| wrong end Of The limb.
i While in Europe, Nlr. W. 4. Prior, OF the
/ 1irm OF Brown Il Prior, selected what is prob
! ably the finest stock of s5entlcmcn;s furnish
| ings ever brought to this city. The collec.
| ton embraces the seasons novelties, and will
be open this week.
What is the tic Of connection between a
joke and bol' They arc usually thought
/ to be funny when tI'"y are OIL somebody else.
II. B. Gryants. Chicago Business College
is tic young lnan's best stepping stone to
business. Young men get habits Of order
aliu system-lcarll IT. be Industrious and per-
Stverilly, and to know the value OF tille ami
money.
reoplc who wonder why mems hair turns
cray Lcfore tlctr ~ilislsers shoNlt: reflect that
T}leie Is about twenty years difference in
their respective ages.
4 remarkable increase III trade is reported
By Il. T. Dore IL Co.. grocers, Sss9s West Mad
isOn street. Their sales have doubled IN
amount Within the year, tile result Of selling
the oes; goods at low prices.
The terrible dru1ltE is having marked ef-
feet on tyerythin. but lnatrintllly. Men and
with all tie reckless courage which they
would display i'll cooler weather. This land
Is running over will. heroes and heroeSsts.
Ahborn, the artists crayon portrait Of our
lai:cntcd President is superb. The work OF
this artist u!,ruys is. :s;;s3 West Madison-st.
An Indiana woman is the proud owner of
Il Wa5|tboalu over one hundred years Old.
Washboards never wear out in Indiana, and
shirts If that aye IRE common, bit they and
the wssliboards never meet.
II 1i1ltl that with light meals my health im-
Dru:es,'' said ILL E5qlinaux; and down went
another candle.
The p,,1cst materials only are used in pro-
tiucil3 Inc Imperial Diuers.' Every lady
and gentleman III Chicago suffering FROM
indigestion AIT! its accUntpanllncn;sl should
1T oncc procure q hottie from t:.rir druggist,
lis IL Is !; SURE cure. amt VII sOl restore tlys-
siatl, and general debility tn health These
bitters are highly recommended for their
properties us n health aud strcng:ll-sl:..ug
tonic.
Why is wine that has been bottled for
years Ike IN unmarried ln'ly OF advanced
a.ea Eec.4I1se it is old made, and noue the
worse :or 1.-THE Mirror.
Charley, please bring home box Of
9 Fiet,s Carica,' for attribute NY freedom
from constpHt't:i a1ltl headache to its pleas
ant :ctiuD. Any druggist has it, g.
Tile editor Of the lluckensack Republican
refers his readers to the first clause Of the
sixth verse Of the ninth chapter OF Isaiah as
an excuse fur his no1!~attendance at church
last Sabbath. This itc.n WIS evidently i'll
serted !'S the T. n. {. \. to promote ''searcll
the Scyi!,turrs:' among the curious.
For fine :aiofin" at reasonable prices 20
to Turner'S, III Madison street.
England las Il fog-horn which can be
heard twenty-five miles, but bog WHO WIS
playing marbles 200 fceI away wouldn't hear
the first nUte from it. lie would probably
letter blow.
Cooper, the hatter 14 CLARK. closes at noon
Mo1'.!1y. Ills self-atljusttng sill. and stiff
felt ATS are all the rage.
1t was very ungalfart in the old bachelor
who was to!d that il certain lady "had one
font i'll the grave - 10 ask 'sif there wasn't
room for both feet"
Har,1irs leads tie styles in iine boots and
Shots ut LIZ Dearborn street.
IN Arizona it is considered {. fine joke to
I'll! mans pistol pocket full Of sa1u!-burrs
anu tlei1 hire Il stranger to 60 up to him and
call linn 4 liar.
Wirts & Schole. 900 Wabash avenue are
afl the latte antique and modern
designs Ill artistic furniture.
4 disso1ute youth called Il pnwnbrokcr out !
Of bed 1T :; in the morning. When the worthy !!
young fciiuw yelled, F." say, uncle, tell us
the time; you've s0t my watch!"
THO celebrated Brown furnaces at Browns, !
,lGG Wabash avenue. ;
In f;1ct.@i fight in Mcnifee County, Ken |
lucky, fifty >hOts were fired without hitting I
lnybody. from which, the natural inference
must be- drawn that the fighters were ill !
skilled and professional ducllsts.