Daily Republican., 1881-05-04
BREVITIE.S.

Sun rises at 4. 81. ......... Sun sets 7.05.
! Every lady has in her bonnet
Many man of cents has no sense.
Clocks for CSC. also higher priced ones.
Parker, cupping and leeching, 1903 E. I'd st,
Bargains in china, ne damaged goods, II
+. Second street.
Human nature is heavily streakcd with in
humanity.
A striking title for wfe-beatcr's poem
Lammer-mOOr
| Is any twining necessary to rope man in
How is it that if you knead dough you are
| not likely to need brGad'
Very soon you will see folks making /
! line for the c shore.
Gossip is loaded. or else We should moi
! have had so many sensational reports.
For a good pair of crystal spectacles call or
| Prof. Charles ltalie, private residence H;
! Market street.
Dr. Bates. small pOx vaccinatng n aspecialty
Parlor and office, Cos Market street. COnsulta
| ton free.
! Go as you please, where you please, and
when YOU please. but yOu won't get pleased
better in cigar than at Nichols, ol3 Market
street. Pool in rear.
! Ifyou want to see a crowd go to Harry Got
| wal's parIors, Sl2 Market street, his ice cream
is fine and the people will have it.
| Buy your furniture and bedding at l.. +.
| Adair'S 2O7 Market street, if you want to
| save money.
A mans virtue should be measured. not by
his occasional eXertiOns, but by the doinES OF
his ordinary life.
Why is the Phladelphia Sun like ready
made clothing store? Because it has Fitz.
When rich old bachelor ceases to pay his
addresses to a young lady she has no partlcu-
lar objection to his giving her the sacque.
Olive Logan says that she has seen Mile.
Bcrnhardt turn her back on duchess IN or
der to speak to person VINO worked lor
living.
A lady is reported to have scoded her little
boy for taking drink of water at Il hotel,
''For,r said she, I'VE pay q high price for our
dinner, and water is very filing
Bashfll lover Ito his belle): Would that
had three Kilograms of dynamite! Belle ;
Why. monsieur? Bashful lover 10 break the
ice between us.
The pastor of u church ia America is re-
pOrted to have prayed the other sunday Tor
the absent members who were PROSTATE on
the beds of sickness and chairs OF Wellhcss.
Prof. Tyndall has invented machine by
which the cracking of the flames in the sun
can be heard. IL 1nlSnL nc httdeHeh W Po'A
draft stove with advantage.
A French artist gave his last work 10 p0r-
Ter to convey to the salon. "Be careful, pe
careful" said he, "the picture is scarcely
dry" "Oh! never mind" exclaimed the pof-
ter, tiny clothes are old
A Yankee woman who married the next
day after her husbands death excused her-
self on the ground that there was a whole
ham in the cellar and she was afraid it
would spoil if she didn't get someone to help
eat it,
Two little boys found delight in watching
the moon. one cloudy night, one little one
looked in vain for the moon, and called to
the other: "Oh, Dcky, come quick! See! God
has blown tho moon out?'
Look here boy, this is q miserable certifi-
cate your teacher sends me Ofyonr standing"
said d Galveston parent to his son. "Iain't
my fault didn't have the getting up of it,
or it would have been all right.
News.
Some people think that justice applies ex-
clusively or almost exclusively to money
TRANSACTIONS and dealings in business. But
that Is a very restricted and imperfect view
of what constitutes justice, 1t lies quite as
much in the habit and manner of speech as
in tho making and fultillment of contracts.
To start clock you wind 1t up,
And then 1t goes tip top
But when yon wind your business up,
It's always sure TO stop,