The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1881-06-23
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Pharaoh is believed to have been one
OF the ancient Ni1e-ists.
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Of the ancient Nils-ists. sskE
Some Of the country sehoolboys cel1
the school-houses tanneries.
The syllable s.leon in oleomargarine
means that it is as strong as lion. , a 3
ssMy wedding trip" said the groom,
as he stumbled over the BRIDES train.
A Minneapolis paper says it wa6
''mouth disease" that was bothering the
Senate.
The N. o. Picayune tells us: ssEvery
dog has its day. Harmony yields the
nights to cats. - - z 2
No matter how far the ruler of AZ
ghanistan travels. it is but Amecr jour
ney when done.
A hog has more privilege than the
Car Of Russia. Hoggy can have his
life insured. but His Majesty can't
''This is what like" said the tramp,
good country board as he laid him&i
self down on the floor of the barn.,
Puck.
The country editor. who can't get
along without an Office boy always finds
at the end of the week that there is the
''devir' to pay. siaa -
eve appear to have press of solid
matter, this evening, remarked the ed.
itor, as he hugged his fat sweetheart IN
the cleaning of an argand burner.
The very pious man who never read
anything but the Bible, and would not
touch a wicked newspaper is dead
He went to the city and blew out the
gas. no
A young man who lives at Racine, es.-i
K Used his sweetheart behind a large screen
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And was heard by some boys
Who Informed the girls pa-which was mean.
young prima donna named Abbott, sf'-f
Had II most unaccOuntable habit ..... -..i-s-
or kissing her tenor
-'. In a lover-lke manner, y 49, ilNz
And the newspaper scribes had to blab #. s-li
The giraffe has never yet been known
to utter a sound. In this respect it re-
sembles a young lady in street car
when q gentleman gives up his seat
Wash. Post. l-sH 49, 'i -''''5's -
1t is a time-honored custom in Quincy,
Fla, to salute a newly married couple
by firing a cannon. This is to remind
those present that the battle of life has
fairly begun. -.--.-..---
The two important events in the life
of u man are when he examines his up
per lip and sees the hair coming, and
when he examines the top of his head
and sees the hair going. a- =
A good natured traveller fell asleep in
train and was carried beyond bis des-
tination. Pretty good joke. isn't ita'ss
little too far-fetched,e was the rejeinder.
Ia Letters are very devout. A great
many of them go to Mass every day.
Philadelphia Neavs. A large number
of them go directly from Mass to Gin,
and some straight to Rouen.- Ydicco6
Sts'auSs.
A Nevada girls love letter-'sDear
Jimmy: It's all up. We amt going to
get married. Ma says you're too rough,
and guess she's right. I'm sorry
but can't you go to Europe and get filed
down."
The young lady was on her forty ninth
yawn, when her young man took seat
at the piano and warbled: 'Oh what
shall give my love?' 80 give her
rest'' was the unconscious reply of the
sleepy girl. 1870
'sThe other day Jay Could sent his
check to Col. Tom Scott, for 81, 400, 900
in letter. 1t may be regarded as &C.
centricity on our part, but we never send
er.-..B. DadF' Wtllinas. T.. -.
Edith OGOrman, the escaped num-"
having said that . girl shouldn't kiss a
man unless she is engaged to him. and
then not oftener than once a month";"
the Davenport Democrdt wants to know
what in thunder she escaped for. 10
"A coal merchant was discharging .
man who had been working for him,
when the employe said: s.Well l have
learned one thing while working for
YOU" ''What is It. you scampP'' ''T
have learned that 200 pounds make a
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