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The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15

sBNew Jersey is trying to claim Noah
because he was a Newark man. Yes
but he looked out of his Ark-an-saw land.
Give the south fair show in this thing
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15

EST" DO you reside in this city 7" ask
ed masked man of a masked lady at a
masked party the other evening. He
felt sick when she said to him, in low
voice. "Don't be fool, John ; / knew
you by the wart on your thumb. 1t was
his wife.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15

eB-" have come to the conclusion"
said Brown, "that the less man knows
the happier he is.' Allow me to con-
gratulate you, Brown" said Fogg.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15

ToHN CALVIN WALLIS, Attorney. .at.Law
- and district Attorney.
New Bloomfield. Perry Co. Pa.
RS- Onice over Murtimer's new store. All legal
business promptly and carefully transacted.
May 4, 1884,
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15
Professional Cards.

CHAS, j I, MCINTYRE, Attorney-at-Law.
~ New Bloomfield, Perry CO., Pa.
20 All professiOnalbusiness spromptlyandfaith
llyattendedtO.-321v.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15

gyTwo children are prattling. "Your
fathers house is very NICE" Eyes. It's
all covered with slate" With slate 7
My fathers house is much nicer. He
says it is all covered with mortgages"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15

g5r" Come, come sir, none of your i'm
pudence; remember 1 am your fathers
"That's no fault of mine. You are the
last person 1 should have chosen for a
father, had been consulted"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15

EANCY Goods and Notions, Some new ar
F. MORTIMER,
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-11-15

EVThe remark made by st. Louis
girl when she first saw Forepaugh's
beauty was "Well, if couldn't peel
the socks off'n her in goodlookinness I'ds
sell out an go to Chicago ~
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27
What Is more Terrlbio

moro painful, moro exasperating, discourage
ing and persistent than PILES. espeo ally to
afflicted mortals who have irlud lotions, ont
tpents. pills. eleotuaries AMI all manner OF
nos runs and doctors stuff informally and
OK ernally, without relief7 What wonder is
1t that half q million redeemed sufferers
should shout hosannas over the discovery OF
'Anakesis All inrtllIble oure for Piles? This
medical miracl', so mple as to excite wonder
that wlse doc ors have not thought OF 1t be-
fore, no pr mpt and corta,n in its action as to
secure for itself tho title OF tnfdlti5le so SCI
ontifio and rational in it's comb. nation Of oul-
tioe, instrument and mo iici o. as to rond.r
the ultima curo OF 95 per cont. Of average
cases OF piles sure. is not an accidental dis
ooveery, but tho solution Of a problem by the
study and experl nee Of DR.. Silsbee. an ac-
oompltshed and distinguished physician Of 40
yea standing. 1t has stood tho tost OF 20
years experience; over hall a million Of suf-
ferers have used 1t W tn sico ,ss, and octor,
OF schools now pr scribe It In their prac-
tice and It il pronounced TO be tho Dearest
to an infalhblo cure for p les yet di- covered.
"Andkests." DR.. 8 Silsboe's External Pile
Ren'edy. Is sold by druggists everywhere.
Price Sl00 per box. Samples mailed PREK to
ell sufferors on application to p. Neuataedter
q Co., Box 3946, Now York.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27
HEALTH IS WEALTH,
HEALTH Of BODY is WEALTHoi MIND.
Railways
SARSAPARILJIAI RBSOLVEIY.

Pure blood makes sound flesh, strong bone
and clear skin. II you would have your flesh
hrm your bones sound without carries, and your
complexion f!ir. use Radway's s"rsHparif.
4 remedy composed Of ingredients of extra.
ordinary med cal properties essential to purify,
heal, repair and inylgorate the ornHen,d9wn @ ana
PERMANENT 10 It's treatment and cure.
DO designated. whether 1t be Scro. ula, con-
sumptlon, Syphilis, Ulcers. Sores, Tum0rs, BoilS.
EryBlpelas, or Salt-kheum, diseases OF the
Lungs Kidneys. Bladder, Womb, SKIN, Liver
Stomach or Bowels. either chronic or constitus
tl0nal, the Virus OF the disease ls In the BLOOD
which supplies the waste, aud builds and re-
pairs these organs and wasted tissues OF tho
system. II the blood Is unhealthy. the process
OF repair must be unBOund.
The eSnrsaparillian Resolvent not only
ils is q compeasakl1g remedy, but secures the har-
ilshes throughout the entire system functional
harmony, aud supplies tho b.oOd. vessels with &.
pure and heal ihy current OF new lie. The skln,
after few days use OF the Sarsaparlllan, be-
comes clear and beautiful Plmples, Blotches,
Black spots aud Skin Erupt'ons are removed
Sores and Ulcers soon cured. Persons suffering
from Scr0fUSa, ErupJive Diseases Of tho Eyes.
Mouth, Ears. Legs, Throat and Glands that
have accumulated and spread, either from un.
cured diseases or mercury, or from the use OF
corrosive Sublimate. may rely upon a euro II
tne saHaparilllan is continued sufficient time
10 make it8 Impression on the system.
pies OF medicines than any other preparation.
Taken In TeaspoOnful Doses, while others re-
9ulre aye Or six times as much. One DOllua
Per Hottie.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27
How TO DETECT ADUrTRRATED {,orreY

How TO DETECT ADUETERATED CogFER.-
Ground coffee affords field for adultcra-
tlon, and for this purpose chicory, carrots,
caramel, date seeds, ETC., are the substan-
ccs most commonly used Take little of
the coffee and press it between the fingers
or give 1t squeeze IN the paper in which
it il brought; If genuine 1t will not form a
coherent mass, as coffee grNins arc hard and
90 not readily adhere to each other; but if
tho grains stick to each other; and form II
sort of ''cakc," we may be pretty sure of
adult. ration in the shape of chcory, for
the grains of chicory are sof'er and more
open, and adhere without difficulty VIXEN
squeezed. Again, If we place u few grams
In saucer aud moiscn them with q little
cold water, chlcory will very quickly be-
come soft like brcadcrumbs, while coffee
will take a long time to soften. A third
test; take wine & lass or a tumblcrful of
water and gently drop pinch of ground
coffee on the surface OF the water without
stirring or agtatng; genuine coffee will
1oat Tor some time, while chlcory or any
other soft root will soon sink, and chicory
or caramel will cause Il yellowish or brown
lsh color to tiltruse rapidly through the
water. while pure coffee Will give no scn-
slble tint under such circumstances for a
considerable length of timo. "Cotfcc
mixtures or "coirce lmprovers. should bc
avoided. They seldom consist of anything
but chlcory and caramel.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

1he earth's eastward rotation, together
with the increase in rate from the poles to
the equator, has a tendency to throw the
waters of streams against their western
banks sufficient to produce quite marked
effects in many parts of the world 1t is
noticeable in large rivers where the de-
posts are earthly, and the pitch of the water
is small and in the direction Of the stream,
the bank against which the water strikes
the more forclbly being high and steep
while the other Is low. The effect has
been observed IN many streams Of Europe
and Asia, and ON the rivers ntcrsectlng tho
low land OF the Atlantic border of the
United States,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

SAVE THE OLD PAPER Never throw
away old paper, If you have no wish to
sell 1t, uso 1t IN the house. Some house
keepers prefer 1t to cloth for cleaning
many articles of furniture. For an instance,
volumn, written by "a lady who pridcd
herself On her experience and tact saws,
AFTER stove had been blackencd. It can
be kept looking very well for n long time
by rubbing 1t with paper every morning.
Rubbing with paper is a much nicer way of
Keeping the out side Of a ten.kettlc. coffee.
pot and teapot bright and clean than the
old way Of washing them in su,a Rubbing
with paper is also the best way of polishing
knives, tinwarc and spoons; they shine
like silver. For pol shihg mirrors, win.
dows. lamps. etc, paper is better than dry
cloth. Preserves and pickles keep much
better If brown paper instead of cloth, is
tied over the jar. Canned fruit is not 80
apt to mold il piece of writing paper, cut
to lit the cah, is laid directly on the fruit.
Paper is much better to put under carpc,
Than straw. 1t IS warmer, thinner, and
makes less noise when one walks over it,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

IN a ROCKY strong hold, in sandy de-
sert OF Arizona, lives a tribe Of the Pueblos,
called the Moquis, about which tut little
has ever been written in tho history of the
aboriginal races Of this country. A cor
respondent states that this people number
about two thousand five hundred, occupy
six villages, with houses built of stone
cemented with send clay, and have proba-
bly, inhabited that particular region for a
thousand years. In appearance, the Moquis
come rather nearer to the Caucasian than
the rest of his race, These Indians are un-
like most of Indians, being rather industri-
ously inclined. They live we'll, 60 respect
ably clad, but have neither church nor any
other place Of Worship being wicked and
inclined to profanity.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27
DOMESTIC.

WHooPlNa CoUaH. cough,
called Pertussls by physicians, Is said TO
be owing to the presence OF bacteria under
the root Of the tongue. The cough is so
urgent that the breath becomes exhausted,
and, in the effort to draw in tho needed
air, the top Of the windpipe seems to nearly
close, causing the whoopiDg sound. The
old plan was to let tho disease run its
course, being careful that the symptoms
were not aggravated by cold. Certain med
icines seem to act favorably in some cases,
and in others to have no noticeable effect.
The following have been recommended;
The fluid extract of hyoscyamus, from ono
to four drops, depending on tho age Of the
patient. A blister to back of neck. Eric
tions to the spine twice day, with onion
juice. Beat fresh egg IN a pint of vim
eyar and add half pound of loaf sugar
take two tablespoonfuls every four hours,
The best treatment for the cure of whoop-
ing cough that has yet been discovered
undoubtedly is to expose the pa tents to the
vapors arising from the purifying boxes in
gas works. But 1t is not always convenient
for the patient to visit these places and it
has been found to answer just as we'll to
procure some Of the liquid hydro carbon
that is always found at the bottom Of tho
purifying boxes, and vaporizc this in a
metal dish in the closed room of the little
patient. 1t almost always affords immc-
diatc relief, and the whooping will not re.
turn for hours. This liquid can bo obtained
at any gas works ut little or no cost, and
no expenses need be incurred for vaporlz-
ers. A tablespoonful or more may be
evaporatcd at time, and repeated once a
day or oit"ncr. A large iron spoon makes
good evaporating dish. 1t may be held
over the flame of lamp, or coal shovel
may be heated and the liquid poured into
1t and allowed to evaporate In the room of
the patient. This treatment would prob
ably be beneficial in the throat and lung
troubles. 1t ls safe convenient and mex
pensivc.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27
HUMOROUS.

A YOU'VE German was once pressing his
suit, and in the midst Of his ardor ques-
toned the object of his choice as to her
possible financial future. 81 have heard"
he said, "that your good father WINS two
large estates IN Silesfa." eyes" was t6e
naive reply, land he owns two more in
Fommerania. The suitor hesitated a
moment as to catch -hts'breath, and then
falling on his knees and looking the young
lady implorlngly in tho face cried out, ''and
can you my darling, doubt my affection
under such circumstances
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

The construction of a ship canal connect
ing Lake Erie and the Ohio river is beng
seriously entertained. Two possible rou cs
are described by Major John NJ. Wilson,
United States engineer, the first way of the
Eric and Wabash Canal to the navieablc
waters Of the Wabash river, which would
then make the connection through to the
OHIO; the second by the Miami and Erie
Canal, which joins the Wabash and Erie
Canal, l0l miles sol,h of Defiance, thus
connecting Toledo and tho lake with tho
Ohio river The cost of either route is es-
timatcd at more than 800, 100000.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27
HOnOred and Blessed,

When a board OF eminent Physicians and
chemists announced the discovery that by
combining some well known valuable reme-
dies, the most wonderful medicine was pro-
duccd, which would cure such wide range
of diseases that most all other remedies
could be dispensed with, many we're scepti-
cal but proof of its merits by actual trial
has dispelled all doubt, and to-day the dis.
coverers of that great medicine, Hop
Bitters. are honored anil pleased by all as
benefactOrs.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

'Boss, I've come up hero from Texas to
strike the old man for an office. Pm poorer
than nine kind of cats Can't you lend mo
quarter till the deadlock Is broken 2"
"Realy," said the astonished citizen feel
ing in his pocket and holding tho silver
piece reluctantly Ill his hand. 81 don't
know you'll" '''S no difference. I'll be a
rich man next year, and then--" The
smile of encouragement that followed drew
the quarter and the gentleman from Texas
next remarked, "rhink I'll go and wrap
myself around something humid"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

1T IS gratifying to lind that in consc-
qucnce Of the abundant supply of b,omide
OF potassium, that admirable sedalive for
nervous affections, its price within the past
fifteen years has fallen from five dollars to
ABOUT fifty cents pound especially when
our habits and demands of life make such
hldccus drafts npop the nervous system O f
of our people, The yield of the wells OF
Pomeroy, Ohio, hos been, it seems, chiefly
instrumental in lowering the price of this
salt.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

The young man who hammers his thumb
nail this spring while putting down carpets,
or who is violently caught under tho chin
by clothcslne when he goes out in the
yard after dusk, should remember that IN
the revised edition of the Now Testament
the words have been changed to "hades''
and Condemnation"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

For ten years my wife was confined to her
bed with such complication of ailments
that no doctor could tell what was the
matter or cure her, and used up small
fortune In humbuy stuff. Six months ago
saw. a U. s. flag with Hop Bttcre on It,
and | thought that l would be fool once
more. l tried it,, but my folly proved to be
wisdom. Two bottles cured her. anu she
is now as well and strong as any mans
wife, and 1t cost me only two dollars. Such
folly pays.-H. w., Detroit. Mich.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27
SOME people arc too smart.

SOME people arc too smart. ~ man saw
poctctDook lying on the pavement, and
was about to pick it up, when he remem-
bered what he read about 'trlcks Oh trav-
ellcrs" and let it alone. A man behind him
picked it up. "Got fooled, hey ?" chuckled
the first man. "No," said the second, 'tgot
ten dollars |"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

LAY the eggs in warm basin or sauce
pan anu cover with boiling water. Let
thcm remain "ithoW boiling, but where
the water will keep ht t fuv ten mnntes,
Both yolk and white will be cooked soft
without the least suspicion Of toughncss as
from boiling.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

AFTER buttcrlng your cake tins scatter a
little flour over them and the cake is ab-
solutcly certain not to stick to the tin. If
your oven is likely to bake hard at til G
bottom put paper in the bottom of the
lin. Butter it well first.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

POTATOES A LA ME.--Nlash thin, whip
up with fork, at first with butter, salt
aud milk; at last with the frothcd white of
an egg; heap roughly upon dish and sot
upon the upper grating Of the oven until
they begin to color; then serve.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

The wood of drinking water tanks may
he preserved by coating it with genuine as.
phsltum, purified by melting it over fire
and stirring it occes onally for six hours.
Apply 10 the dry wood and let it stand
several days before wetting.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

They may relieve, hut they cart cure that
lame back for the kldn, ys arc tho trouble and
you want remedy to act dIre' lily on their
scorotions, to purify and ,esi orc their Healthy
Condition. Kldney.Wort ha, thst specific ac-
iona d at tho Same time it rcgul tes tho
bowels perfectly. Don't wait to got sick, but
got a p ckage to-day, aud cure yourself. Liquid
snd dry .old by all Druggists.- Germanto,ou
TelP0yaDh
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

MUSTARD THAT WILL KEEP.-Take four
ounces Of best mustard, one ounce Of salt;
mix thoroughly, aud INTO 1t STIR six onnc 8
of water that has been bo'ol and allowed
to cool; NIX well and keep III small Jars
we'll covered.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

AS soon "a Ink is spilled, sprinkle on
common fine salt until the spot is covcrc |.
Let 1t remain half an hour, and then brush
the salt up with clean brush, and then
wash tho spot with clear warm water two
or three times.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

A soMERvITLE little boy, while looking
out of the window Of his home, saw fan.
tailed pigeon alight In front of his house.
20 mother, come hcrel" he cried, "and
sec pigeon with hustle and trail on
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

kEEr the swill tub far away from the
house. 1t is filthy object aud attracts
lilies. Screens at doors and windows and
soap-suds in tumbler, with piece of
bread smcared with molasscs for a cover
aro the best remedies for flies yet dlscov.
cred.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

The new Gar leads a very simple life.
lie RISES early and takes a long walk, tn en-
breakfasts with his family, after which he
goes down the cellar and covers himself up
in the coal bin for the balance of The day,
to keep out or the way of the Nihilists.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27
(Clcycland, {Ohlo) Horald.]
. Halnmoclk's Wild Way.

An Illinois exchange feels called to thus
deliver itself: ellis hammock swung loose
at tho sport Of the wind" and tumbled the
Hon. j. =. Irwin on his head, and but for
the application of st. Jacobs Oil, he might
have gone "where the woodbino twineth. -
Even so dear Beacon as many others have
gone. who failing to use the Great German
Remedy in time, for their rheumatism and
other dangerous diseases, ''have paid the
debt Of Nature" Rub is our motto
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27
EOLD gentleman, military man. guest O.

u OLD gentleman, (military man, guest of
the Squire's convcrslng with smart looking
rustic ''Wounded in tho Crimea, waren't
you2 Badly2" Rustic-"The, bullet hit
me in the chisi, here, surr, an came out at
me back !" Old gcntleman-"Thcd deuce
Come, come, Pat that won't do Why, 1t
would have gone right through your heart,
mani" Rustic-"Och, faix me heart was
in me mouth at the tbolme, surr.'
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

SALAD Pound smooth the
yolks ol two hard boiled eggs; mix with
one teaspoonfui of uumade mustard, one
sall-spoon OF salt; Il tx gradually with these,
either one cup of crcsm, or same quantity
of olive oil one TABLESPOONFUL OF vinegar.
Add little cayenne pepper.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

AN ENORMOUS TTAFFIC. - Pittsburgh
boasts that $40 TAG bottles OF CARBoLlNs
have been sold within the last six months
This shows that the great army of bald.
heads will soon be reduced to corporal's
guard.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

CLOVER HAY FOR HoRsRs. Glover hay
is always dusty; the leaves break up into
light fragments, and the dust is brcathed
by the horse and Injuries the lungs. Be-
sides, the clover has an uniavorablc effect
upon tho digestion Of a horse, SO that ripc
timothy ls preferred by horsomcn. Tim
othy cut before 1t Is ripe ls dusty from the
pollen OF the blossom, and tho dust is in
furious
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

THERE was q witty man, who, being de-
tanned by a now-blockade, penned a dis
patch which ran thus: ''Mv dear sir,
have every motive for visiting you'but
locomotive"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

TO dye ivory black, the ivory, well
washed in All alkaline lye, Is stepped in a
weak neutral solution OF nitrate OF silver,
aLd then exposed to the light, or dried, and
dipped into weak solution OF sulphide of
ammonium
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

A lump Of bread about ;he sizo of bill.
lard ball, tied up III llnen bag and placed
in pot where greens are boiling, will ab.
sorb the easts which of entimcs send such
an unpleasant odor to the regions above.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

He drew his breath with gasplng sob,
with quavcrng voice he sang, but his
voice leaked out and could not drown the
accompanies clamorous bang. He lost his
pitch on the middle A, he faltercd on lower
d, and foundcrcd at length like battered
wreck adrifJ on the wild high G.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

"AlRs. SAGE, l should like to know
whose ferry boats those arc that stumbled
over in the hall 2" "Ferry boats indeed.
sir Those are my shoes! Very polite OF
you to call 'em ferry boats." "Ddn't say
ferry boats, Mrs:-you misunderstood me
fairy boots said my dear friend"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

AFTER SUPPER AT A BALL.--IIe: "With-
out joking, Elise, do adore you. When
l look at yon there is such n commotlon in
my brcast2' She: '.And in NINE too.
Henri ii must be the lobster saladl"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

-, MRssRs. MORGAN x HBADLy, Mutual Life
buliu,hB, Tenth and Chestnut stree 8, II iYe on
nilhd superb stock o. extra fine quality Dll-
moh"s, which tDey offer at us lOW prices as
stones o the first quality, p vriect alike In color
ahd shape, can Ue SOL 4 for,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

FEEDING HY soIllNo.-lt is dong fairly
10 iced one COW on two acres by means of
sol'lng. a common COW may be expected
TO produce 100 pounds Of butter in a year;
good COW may yield 250 pounds The
product IS increased 25 to so per cent. by
soillng and high feeding, because it is
made more regular and the milk is more
abundant and richer. The best feed for
milk and butter is coarse middllpgs aud
corn-mcal.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27
COMPLICATIONS.

II the thousands that now have their rest
and comfort destroyed by compl' 'cation of
II, or and kidney complaints would give ma
ture Il remedy, Kidney Wort trial they would
be speedily cufeI. IL acts Oh both organs at
the same timo and therefore Completely fills
the bill for q perfect remedy. If you have a
lame back and disordered Kidneys use it a,
Farmer
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27
Isl. Paul Pioneer p. es9.i
hat WD Hate,

We hate growing, no matter the source
or cause and recomend herewith the RENE.
dy Use St. jacobs Oil aud laugh at pain.
1t will do the work every time.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-27

"LANDLoRD, did you ever have gentle
man stop with you before? ?" ''Arc you a
gentle imam z" asked the landlord. "Yes, 1
am." ''Then l never did 1"