The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-01-27
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Sharps and Flats.

II you are troubled with a lak,e
back. try DAYS KIDNEY pAD--it vii
certainly cure you.
| There was brave soldier, d colonel,
VINO swore In way most iniolonel;
Rllt he never once thought,
As Christian man ought,
lie impcrilel his own tile eto,oaes ,Stsu
| besriae Herald.
(which do you like best, YOUR
father or your moihrrl' inquired Il
visitor OF u little chubby list. oh
likes MA the best. Sh. spanks III.
with thu soft side Of her hand, pa
takes a shingle."
The Democratic party has sinyu,
lar way ofrcorganizing. There were
two factions in New York. Now
there are three. IL reminds us Of i.
dead corpse giving life to an army Of
WORMS.
Always keep the bottle handy,
Do not place It out Of sight.
For it cured our little Andy,
Who was coughing day aad night.
DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup.
Teacher in high school--"Arc pro
and con synonymous or opposite
terms ?" Schosar--"Oppositc." Teach
cr--"Give an example," Scholar
Progress and Congress-
General Weaver's patience in not
MS great ia that % Jobs, yet We like
his style OF setting things right better
than that ancient rooster, who sat on
his dung hill and allowed his pre-
tended friends to abuse him.
Little Mabel Morton
Gliding DER the Ice
Says unto her lover,
1t is just too nice"
Twenty minutes later
Birdie starts for home,
Busted is her hustle
And her tortoise comb.
"My wife was saved by wearing
one Of Prof. Gnilmette's Kidney Pads
after / had tried all other remedies
writes a well-known minister who
had the gravel for five years.
Although the Governor could moi
get an Ohio man for chaplain Of the
State prison, perhaps Ohio might =.
willing to lend US q few Of her citizens
to help I'LL it.-Herald.
You could hardly fill it from Ohio 5,
long as apremium is paid on perjury
TIE Greenback has been baptized
in the blood of patriots, and in the
tears OF soldiers widows and orphans
The national bank note is the has,
tard offspring of All unholv allianc.
between the government anl tw,
thousand soullcss corporations
Statesman.
Little Jimmy Is laid up with til,
measles and suffers a great deal. bu
when he was asked how he liked til,
measles he frightened up and ex
claimed: 1.-The doctor says can't /,
to school for a week. "-Galresto,
NeWs.
| When General Grant approved tn
measure that bonds bought witt
greenbacks. and payable. principa
and interest. in the same kind q
money, should only be payable /,
gold. he enriched thousands of cna
italists ut the expense OF the poo
They now remember him with
|purs. OF $780, 900, made up in Phil,
deiphia. Chicago Telegraph.
Labor should b. carefully protect
ed. for ii is The chief corner stone q
free Institutions.
! Our friends from all over the countr
! should pelt our congressman wit
petitions for the restoration OF frar
tianal currency. Let our silver eul
rcncv be run into / ,'lars Tor the pay
: ment Of our coli ;n.tr = bondholder,
and keep the frae,taHal currency IL
, use among each other.
: II the free coinage of silver shoul
knock the premiums of the pe
cent. bond. it would show that til
law limiting the coinage Of silye
has increased the value Of the bone
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