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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-10-07

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-10-07
Proof Everywhere.

If any invalid or sick person has
the least doubt of the power and
efficacy of Hop Bitters to cure them,
they can find cases exactly like their
own, in their own neighborhood,
with proof positive that they can
be easily and permanently cured, at
trifing cost-or ask your druggist
or physician.
GREENWICH, Feb. II, 1880.
Hop BIrTERs Co.-Sirs: I was
given up by the doctors to die of
scrofula consumption. Two bottles
Of your BitterS cured me.
LEROY BREWER.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-10-07
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NOTICE.
ZIoN's Cooperative
MERCANIILE INSTITUTION,

A MEETING OF TIE STOCK.
Il holders Of the Utah Iron Manu-.
featuring Company" is hereby called to
meet at President John Taylor's Office,
in Salt Lake ohy on Monday, the Oath
day eff October, 1881, at IL m, for the
purpose of changing the Articles Of Ineor-
porstion, by increasing the Capital Stoo7
of said Company. By order of the
Board of D lrecto-s.
JOHN r. WINDER, Sec'y.
Salt Lske City. September 18th, 1881.
, 1881-06-05
Gen. Hazen Seemingly Doubtful
About His Promise Of
~. Fine Sunday.
There Is q Storm Centre in the
Northwest, Moving
Eastward.
The Edges of It Are Likely to Sprinkle
On Us 0nce in While o-Day.
Warmer Airs VIII Come from the South.
but They Will Be Damp.

OFFICE OF THE CHIEF SIGNAL OFFICER,
" .su,SGroS, u. C., June 81 4. m.-The
chief Signal Officer furnishes the following
s,,erial bulletin for tho press:
At this report, fair weather prevails east of
+hn Mississippi River. General rains have
fallen in New England and the Middle States
and IN the North Carolina coast. The tenl-
,,prature has risen i'll the Northwest and
Inner Lake region, and fallen in the South
At,antic States. East of the Mississippi
river IT Is below the mean for the month.
southerly winds prevail in the Northwest
and thu Lake region, and northerly in the
Southern States. Elsewhere they are light
and variable.
The storm centre in the Northwest will
probably move eastward, accompanied By
rain on Monday in the Middle States and
New England. The rivers remained nearly
stationary. The rivers will remain nearly
stationary.
For the Lower Lake region, Tennessee,
and the Ohio Valley, increasing cloudiness,
possibly followed by local rains, variable
winds, mostly souther1y. higher temperature,
a11u stationary or falling barometer.
For the Upper Lake region, warmer, partly
cloudy weather. local rains. winds mostly
sputherly, and lower barometer
For the Upper Mississippi and Lower
Missouri Valleys, partly cloudy weather,
lucal rains, warmer soutllerly winds, falling
barometer, generally followed BY rising
barometer, and colder northwest winds.
LOCAL OBSERVATIONS.
TIT lima Ain n nj
, 1881-06-05
COUTANT & co.'s GRAND OPENING.

One of the pleaSanteSt and most successful
openings wcn nave asenffea IL .1S hnrsdav vs ID
one tune W was ,na' ~t mm th.4 Hsu dav the ui asui
cent new store of e. a. Coutant & Co., at
No. 145 State street, was inausurated. There
M -ro: no for,n,] onen1nr buf. the main store
being ready the doors were thrown ops', l LOT "
business, and all day long a ceaseless tloe oi
customers passed in and out. All expressed
t,,an,sal,.,e &C ovtrcmp1y nleased with the
uea e,eta,sa;s - Ia fonnd in tI,s I,autiful new
asa1;ne Of f fashion, whic Certainly PROM
!Ses 10 i!o'u u ify,. rn;caa5S at1 fancr stores
u The h;sns new " store IS Of iine proportions and
IS oeautlluilA n.teu ~ up +,rov1, nnar 1 hnt
te t3wer ,vae aooi to attract an i'm
msnse 11sI :!o crowi, I and the number Of visitors
WIZ t;re a+',ra az nf attrac,on was the in-
,a,'s 'rst case eontainne ribbons, feathers
sitts HHn md flowers. Which occupied the post
etiIa, 81 hnnnr ,a, at the door Tie Windows were
t.,,;Eoo,,t!,- .1roSxnd In the southern one
, 1881-06-05

-
Tho toot assemble-The diuner-horn.
He who filings bis pills away will i've to die an
other day.
The Cleveland Leader thinks that America nas
not enough navy to back 'er.
II is terribly embarrassing to come into town
from \ fishing excursion and find there IS NOT 4
trout In the market.
isn't there b seeming incongrnousness in de-
scribing Il total abstinence lecturer Us at"ork III
the moral vineyard?
Owing to the inadequacy Of quarantine regu-
lations Pinafore " has been introduced III
Japan along with smallpox.
If ia now believed that the oleomnrgarine
factories put hair in their ecous' 'auS feuoefins
II more difficult Of detection than ever.
Baseball clubs hare their uses. some ol
them bring forward colleges that otner"lse
would mt he heard of.-Nciv Orlcu'ls Picaut'ie-
schoolm;stress-"What Is the dntlye Of do
n,,m7 what? Next? Next? Next?" Ounce
"Do'no." S. M.-.Currect- Go tn the aeaul -
Iarr,nt La,npoon.
Some men have hard luck. 4 boston dna1sa, nrtssa
painted picture Of bulIlrng na'g
n pot Of red paint and the crltcs t'pr w
Eiaxa i ttns Sbip' fopy pgnostan 81 b"sqst Pyxt
IT do believe, Mr.. Hede1spn," said his VIE,
t,@ ro7undrums. Why is a feline sitting 9P
ssrasht ike Magara; Hon ta fnsw rejoincd
ess IT, " M hse,5e eil; II Mit; Is Ell e.t erest.
~ feel" said the tut pnssenger' Us ong ,d .d"' III
cr,,ssed the Ohio line, Tint am IN t1e iaIu , VI
There sme s1eet st Soaha 5hs Of Go9
ID tne IT. ia nanrd in the dcwy distance. see the
shndowy forms OF MarshaIs get to be. ana on e
Of the dreamy gates Of the impossible ds see Inc
q fhs rrsna old ete
;nnftor of Presidents" ."-I5urdcttc-
The eighteenth annual issue Ct ''The states: So; !s
dssy for e Ss %sa
- ,,ittae-rnan. or Coroner, and says, 6ir.
vas tod tnat you were man who you'd hl waa! ,;,
his" and SHOWS him the title, you can oet you
sweet life the victim will trI 10 look as 'nouGa
, 1881-06-05
A puOSPuORESCENT CAT.
J3oxfu, plsf


They Ind n bilfu' old time at the West End re-
Gently, Mr Monkeys boy took the family cat
and rubbed phosphorus all over him. 1t was
about nlghtfal when he completed his job and
let tho cat 70. The hootloo began right away
The cat got into a barrel and began to yowl, and
that attracted the attention of bulldog, and ne
came along and danced about and parked anu
got terribly excited. Itwas case OF 't'og i'll
the light, cat in the shadder, dog full of fight,
cat growing maddcr." Pretty soon the dog
upset the barrel and went in after the
cat nut 1t was surprise party for hitn.
The phosphorus glowed in the darkness,
and he bel1eld cut Of fire. lie came OUT
policeman had stepped on him: Then the cat
went I'D on the roofs, where other eats 10 con-
grexate, and tried to chum round With EN-. Hut
Il was no 60 They fled from htul as IL he were
boutiuck He didn't understand 1t aud gave
chase, aud rs there Was about forty cats on
those roofs, and as they we're alt scafeu @ anu meu
thin. fearful. 50 that folks IN the vicinity who WIG
heard it we're scared and had cold sweats. The
cats to enf oSey aS ei and o1ho
got upa and went upon the roots WITH CLUBS. anu
at first the sight Of fiery cat frightened thein;
through a skyleht and nearly Killed 4 man sleep
ing beneath it. und made him think Mother 5hsl,-
ton was right. Finally, Mr. Monkey nnd d., ms
cnt. and tho Door cut took II Tying leap to tho
streets. He hit on policeman, saving MS Ate.
but nearly soaring tile O1iccr QUE o1 H's. rs W
fl,ough1 he was struck by lightning. The cat
JUMPED /" the ground and an ast,IHn,cr ,.:; c;me ne
nIoll., und took him for I'M aer'le aid tried 10
raI1. Then be WIS scared. too: Finally, the cnt
rot into !, hay,now and somebody thought the
burt was allre. and they cnllc out the engines
fought we'll, but they fixed him: And then m
ycstigatons showed no ire but only de'l% e:! eaI
crnd fon, ia mistake cnt's eyes form lire, and
50 they left hun. Aid all the West End IS talk
iuy Of the mysterious, fery cat, and only young
Monkey understands the mystery
, 1881-06-05
PARIS TEWSpArER-WIT.
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A eum1ny, having run up bill Of $4,000 francs
ut his tnilor's, thinks it about time to seek an
other victim, and transfers his custom 10 rival
establishment. The first tnilor hears of this Sc
ccssion, tiies to bis rivals shop. and scizcs him
by tho throat. " Eillain!" he cries, Turing my
customers away from. .ne.-taktug tho bread out
Of 1ny mouth? And you call yourself tho ninth
part Of mani
Heroic order Of General upon the battlefield
to one Of his subordinates, to whom he Indicates
a perilous position: "Colonel, occupy that VII
lagc with your regiment, hold it till you have
been killed to the last uau, and then send back
for further ordersi'
Neat phrase by AIexandrc Dumas to whom
ludy satd the other day: :" shn1l die before you
y know shall IL hope not. replied the
author; " hope shall dcpnrt before you. 1t
is the onl: case in which It Is permitted to
gcntleInnn to precctle 4 Indy"
4 Kroumir chettain lust summer, paid q high
compliment to The Tuntsian regulars. " hou
in spite of your depredltions, the Bcy does not
send IN cxpedItionary column against YOU" u.
YES ntesd, very unfortunate' replied ,o'hs the
Yes, unfortunate. When be sends m expcdI--
ton against rs it always leaves its arms and
baggage hcre!"
really sorry that scoldcd my niece ut the mo,
ment she was leaving u.s.. Poor child: s.c grey
50 luuch thnt had g lend her q handkerchief
anu S0t cHTFlcu IL
4 lady painted like whole art exhibition goes
to make II visit Her brilliant complexion Mt
tracts the attention Of the daughter of the
household. miss Of ., who says to her mother,
rnpturously: Ma. when grnw up 3 shall 4 have
on yourself, my DEAR" says Il nisoEynist WHO
happcns to be present: will it not, madam!
he ndds, bowug gracously to the visitor.
you've famous cure for rheuulatism! I'm
subject to rheumatic attacks myself; next time
have one Of them l must ask y0ll to let inc Try
your cure on one Of my patienfs!' ...
They are rehenrsug new grand specfacn-
lar piece Mt one Of the theatres, and one OF the
minor nctresses is observed to be radiant with
inv What's the matter with you that you look
so pleused?'' asks friend: us your part lons?'
t'No; but my dress is SHORTY
NJ Joseph prtldhom1nc. or one OF MS cmula-
tors. writes history Of Rome "1o this feeble
and fmbeciie Prince he says, "sticceeded
monster whom indignant history. has justly
id to everlasting fame as Nero.
, 1881-06-05
BUSINESS NOTICES.
frightened

areud Kuny.s-Prof. r. NJ. Hale In
n communication to THE TRIBUNE says:
"Kuu1yss should be the reliance o. tne pny
sEcinn i'll ull those cases of uenlnty IL!
which prompt tnprovement OF me Eete.t, 'nst
il imperative kumyss Is the blantlest anu a,use
easily digcsted food, and as sucd me uest nuu '.
ishmcnt for weak stomach: ut rug saalie usi,
tnrnurI, Tho PROCESS Of fermentation Wnicn
E1,n,yss undcr:soea, medicinal qualities are de-
1njoned which we yAinly look Tor Ill matersa
1nr.jic.l. In nn,lscn, vomiting, extreme cases o.
Iysncnsi3. Kumyss acts like n charm. prohplly
Relieving nil the distressing symptoms o. sucn a
cases. when the stomach rn1ects az Giset
Eumyss is retained and ussinitated, aHoralns
the patient nourist1tnent, srcng H. aua eo!to,t.
and ns ogicul consequence heann ei,n,1s
ness ccases and refreshing steep 1oi'oM.; 1ns;,;
In Scurlet, intermittent, RAstilc+ n.;o
typhoid fever, prefer kumyss us me eAG,ns ;nssa
lye det 1t satisfies thirst aud munger anu a'iai ~
lie fever. Kumyss has considerapIy tne e, aI IL
vintage over drugs, IN that it never Gan 1.to uo
h"r,n IN tfose an irritable stomach wi tn drugs
is nm absurjty which no intel[isent pn5slclan
ottntnnt5 in this day. But not only IN eStTeMe 1
cnsrs sho1li Eumvss be resnrted to: It sho14a pe
lie rhIef remedy for weak stomach unaeI ~
circumstances. The dyspeptlc ,ora,h-WoEAea
with u few glasses Of kunyssa day wiil ln'prUIG po,
Ifs digestion and his nerve lorce. LaHlcs Munso
he less nervous more vigorous, ana nGnltn!ei u .
lnnkinr if they would ntld to their da1lS u1e1
few gl,isses OF kumyss. ,.,x,,,. ,r 3rn,.
Send Tor treatise OH kumyss. beware VI hl'-
tations. a<,,, p, +,,a +raf1e. hut
to consumers only ,,,, -+-aat and
4. Arend, chemist, corner Madison Street an4
Fifth avenue
, 1881-06-05

has been compelled to crawl about On his hands
and the inside of his knees, and presented a most
pitAbc appearance In his efforts At perumbula-
ton. When hc arrived ut the hospital, DR.. Mur-
ton had the lower part uE his limbs, which were
no more than skin and bones, stripped close to
the thighs, sud thea CAUSED to be made for him
pair Of artificial lower legs, into the top of
which his legs we're lifted and fastened. By
mems Of this arrangement the boy was soon
able to walk With the aid Of two canes. and So
artisticaly were tho limbs adjusted thut his de-
fornlity could he scarcely noticed, except thnt
bis feet protruded slightly mt the back. To hide
this defect new pair OF tegs Is being made that
will lit TO tho bo'ly ana hide the feet. The boy
will reinaln ut the hospital until fall, when he
will be placed ut trade so that he will be able
to support himself,
, 1881-06-05

One of the horses attached to Forepauens >
circus made great deal of trouble during the
present week by manifesttng desire to OCCUPY
both rings at once. Several times during tue
week the animal made bad break anu II
is little curious that the manager OF
the show yesterday permitted seats 10 20
two m r[nGs. d directly in tho path which the frac.
tous horse generaly crosses from one r,ng TO
hnnrtl1.I ripht jnTo the midst Of u party cotn-
posiSn pssd IL ereat Fr part Of and children and
it is great wonder that some one was not kl,eu
outright. AS it was q little glrl was 4nne paI1y la
bruised and several other persons we're pau4y
frfwt1tnnn1.
, 1881-06-05

EVEN Ii 1tG LAkS ARE RUSHED.
Detroit FIRE. fsfrss
"Why,' he replied to cop, II never saw SO
much push and rush III Detroit since the War
and presume it is so all OVER lhe country. The
boom even extends to my profession, which you
are aware is TINT Of burglary, Thnvcn't been so
rushed in ten yeurs. I have &adyertisc1 in n
dozen papers for u pal but can't ret one ut
any price. Thirtl-cass men, only lit to put up
ladders, hold lighted candles, pound with
slcdgc. and swear IN alibi, are getting their own
prices this year. The two had struck for ST
day apiece. and had to pay it or let my busl-
ness 20 to ruin. You have no idea OF the nu1n-
ber Of chances we have had for Jobs this year,
and the season is promising nil that my bnrxlar
could nsk for. l am SO pushed that hardly
know which way to turn FIRST"
''Anyth!ug very big on hand?"
"0h! dozen of EN-. ought to 80 up Wood
ward avenue Tonight nnd rob IL house where
two back windows have been left up for whole
week, but may not get around to 1t because
one of ny pnIs is dead drunk in his room up
ssnirs. Then there's splendid show down Fort
street. Two Of the back doors won't luck, some
Ut the chumber windows Are llnfAsiencd, and
there's half cord Of sltyerwurc piled UP in one
room. iaty & tes me tl1at onEht to take 1s IN
me, but wish could hire ut least three first
cluss burgiurs for tue next six weeks. I've got
Il special las for thctn.'
"Anything startttlg?"
"Wcll, no. There's II bank in Toledo we could
ret ut very handy. jewelcr overin Chicago who
aEnGS u DC f0EUGu. Auu kt1nN III IL Jufnlcr OUT
here Il few miles who has s1},tUI in gold In the
house. II had two youl men l couu gather III
ut least S0, ,0u0 within the next trn dnys; but this
buom hns taken int all abnck. | need twD full
sets Of burglar-tools right otr, but my blnck-
smith is rushed with other work, and must delay
the. 1 went yesterday to sec Ahnut wigs and
whIskcrs, and found Il dozen orders ahead OF
me-"
"It's unfortunate"
"WelI, l should say 50! It just makes my
heart ache to know that scores Of back doors nrc
unlocked, hundreds ot windows left open. heaps
Of silver and jewery left kicking around, and
here am SO liked that can't hulf push b,lsi-
ness I'm nervous and uneasy, but ] can't mend
| matters us see. II you happen to come ncross
first-class hn!!thicf and Il pair Of professions
cracksnlcn, wish you'd seul 'cm to me. III
! guarantee tho very highest wAGes and steady
/ c1upiOymeut for the scusDn."
, 1881-06-05
1.-THE PRIDE or THE TOWN"

: CITIZENS. BANK, PIERRE, D. r., May =. ISL,
John IT, Norris. Vlcs- President Of the Diebo'd
Safe l. Lock Conpany-DEAR SIR: After oelns
alxteeu weeks In the snow blockade our SAFE ar
rived this week and works all right n's Ine
pride of the town. I was nfraid tue t'luo 1osA
r. tha tnnh1crs would not work, but was hap
ni1r disonpointed. Please send instructions 1or
cbanrin0 combination and guarantee for time
lock. Yours, very respectfully,
EUGENE STnEERE. Cashier.
, 1881-06-05
4 Remarkable Case OF Surgical 0en"-
bflitat10n.

PHitI4f1pfd Rff6f1. - ....
At the meeting Of tho surgical branch oi re I9s
McdIcal Society. on next Monday evening II, ~
Thomas 6. Morton, one of the surgeons oths At the
Jewish Hospital will present Il case to bis bEeta-
rrn which illustrates the possibilities ot tae
surgical science. Tho subject is a hoy ID yealS
old, nained Samuel bernstein. who was remos ny ~ ~
William 3. Hockenburp, President Of the Jew
Isl Hospital to that institution for & a1n,t
:xears ,1,d hr his father but since his ADMISSION
none Of his relatives have been found. BON Ills
, 1881-06-05

Ion'. Malt ExtraetISsrenStm a9p has
,rithtn bis rwn Dersouat knowledge case IN
Wi'na which iady " who las been au invalid for many
Years hns received immediate and most most "Gn- 3,-
,iaa,1 .ha ref,,rn Of toue to the stomach ana
t1ecstiye or9aus, of strength to the frame ano a
baoyancy to The ied ibns
bss .inosf IN the mir Of magic. The Extract WIS
ia m this casc strongly recommended by the 1am and
ssence e s65antb be
With n nerseyere 10 taking it, evcn If 1t should
be- at Il list somewhat difficult Of assimtlaaoh1 I'm s1'1r
Tits advce the Invalid foowed Ho. T9e ss af E1
nov' trnrt Is imported and sold by Messrs. Tar
rant & Company. than whom no .ofs boase ,x,sIn u
he s better knqwo E rpo Or ererg
R,stoi. Courier. For sale BY all druggists ana
fancy Grucers.
, 1881-06-05
DRT GOODS.
GOODS. .:..........-.-
IMPORTANT BARGAINS!
RYAN &CO.,
Palace Dry-Goods House,
NJ nT&cN AND PEORIA -STS.,

31l14lOullN( 4oA ~ ~AAJ
1o-inch CosorrI 6ros- Gruin SKi:s at 93c;
Hcr-r sold IN Eairuyo icS. fJtan 81. Is.
2.- inch GU1orrt Gros-Grstisa HHHs at 5 SI'IS;
sun.- yoosls xot.f "n Statr-st. 1T > so.
9...- incl. to!orrtt Gro3- Grain Silks at $I.S9;
,roufd be It turuaiH ut Sf.5O-
e0-inch Iaact: Crox- -Grain yitks (relsa bio
"ear1 pr; good ra'ms lor $i;s'. sf;;::<xu ,.o
yruin) at $f.l3: 'rStt trorsh $ .3J.
~ -int;. Einrl Sill. and Satin Dansusse at
G5c: ot,.rr tlrts'rr* a*I; ~. ~
IifHri: and [Of0Frn SaftNJ f0acer fH6H any
Ssrenty-rrs. pieces Ron,a,. Stripes and P1nfds
ut :s3c, iUr. :55r. Getir, and 75e; really 'rorfh
1treu,v-,lrr piece. Utncl: Satin Stripe CASH
mere LnyHrrS Soic, 4S-iHct, at $1.o"; reFy
Iireuty pirce* Hfncl: -fH- U'oot 1rn.nre Bnnt-
inn. 4O-i,ich, ut G1r: usually sold ut 81.
2.ro rn*c* c4nse!rttr Sitting: - 44-tme''. ne'e
;sir:Y pieces 44-iHr4 Persian SHttinU. tstf-
,rooi, ,r"".tf.d .'.nccS. ct Gdc: ,reh trorth -.
Ttrn r"*e* ArheSr s"if'"y' d9-tcoot' "s soc
and :71:c; drcitfrti bargains.
*2-inc|t {trurs'eiir Dress Goods af1 cosors' III
15c AMI IOc: uto"t htt'f price. ,.,..
'5ob lot +i"s'rin" Arocatfc*. %t-f"e"' ''o"1
funrv shades, I5c: rrIru r1tlte.
fniporfc,x' futirr stock lfcriean Rtaeis HFen-
odine ut f:i:c; It slaughter.
.3-i,.cIl I:rort,l< SuifinY*, Gtt eo!ors' at iac
ami fVc; deuc.ullu xot ut :'.5c a,Il 30c.
IL. immense assortment Housekeeping Lin.
emy, Lan.brrYHIHx, Nottingham Larrs, aug
Lncr Curtains at much to'rer figures Tran Of
Nc,r importation Of ladies' Full ReJ'sfo"
KutbrigJin Hose at 25c; 'rorfh 5stac.
I.of oT TitH reU,tmr La.tiex' Hose, *otsh cotors,
at 3!5c; tro"id be cI'eHr at 50c
Ttrrnty-Hrr dorm Lnsfies' Fine Rattr'Og"h
Hose, r,.6,o.Irrrd front at for; !tst Hau prtee. &
job lot Lusliex' Solid Cof"r and Striped Hose
at lOc; trorfh do"1fr.
Gents Funcy Pin-Str'pe Seeks, |tt re0fH0r'
at @!jr: soi.t ~txrir|aerc ut 40c.
Jobs IL. Chiihrcn'* and 4Mi**r*' Hose at &c,
If}c f5c. and 2Oc: racla II bargain.
T;ret,fI tl,=eu Lu1jtx' GnH-r Yrsts, at zoe;
uoxitirriv *ofd cFsc.rhrre for BIC and 4oc.
Lxdiex' Jtsts ut Soc and a9c; scorth ooe on"
GUr.
Cents 5aftriJJAH, GossaMer. ana Gatsc
U..dt.,rrcar immense nssoTtmenf) at ootto"e
Gents, Uhia,t,.,lrie<t Shirts, ertra rat"e' at
SOC, sJc, and 9or.
EXTRAORDINARY BARGAINS IN
SUIT DEPARTMENT.
4y,;rtv-f;re re f,nportek SIR 1fnnties, elegantly
| trimmed, ut 80; astonishing 1nr111n:
, 1881-06-05
4 TERRIBLE CONFLICT.

Br00.fpn I;1IFf.
uSfreak q lightuitl's said to be pooty power
fu1, amt it?" asked q gentleman from New
Lots as he laid three-ponnd radsh on the
managing. editors desk
at is Il force against which 1t is impossible to
coutend." sud the editor.
.So aI1s s'poscd till t'other day. said the
farmer But il you seen what 50" rroay'
you'd change your mind
Wei, bury up. What was It.?
1--WE had a little shower ont lizards New Lots,
md seen a streak o Ii:hinin hayin a hard
time for few minutes. Right smart streak'
too, but it nude mistake in localities.
- What was the matter with it!
:. .whnn seen It fust it WAS foOin' around
n1,rfrt like, but 1nu1ly it got an eye onto mule
n mine. what was browsin', and tilt for him. 1
uidn't think the mule was not'cln' Due ne
seemed to be impressed u'orcn KnoWeu % a.. a.
That streak hadn't more II got IN reacn Mnen IL, ~
strai,rhtrnef Twas hard on the l'gntnlf eu-
itnr never seen more loose electricity to the
rcrc thn1 there WAS around there Ter Il minute.
Mule KICK itY'' inquired the ti'anagine edl-
..Vunst. Just wunst. and that was The most
astonished streak O. lighinin ever ylslteu our
township: 9ut it was sa'1e' editor IL WAS
Come for him asain?"
"WeIi, should c1np1,nsize! The second time inc
it was mad clear through, bnt the nut l.t ~I., w
hulyards and knocked the clcats on. nc let ~.
and guess geographical when l. say .aa.
re-baIl went four hundred rods without h1ttih
the ground You ought to see that mule Gfla!
but he hadn't got through
Isn't his story finished set: askeo tne e@~
nSo stree. What dye think that ,lghtnin'
done: It Just gave one ssv'sh Of ns tai! anu up
II went. Thinks I, '.,ood-hy, nghtnfn. as Il
went up, but in iessn minute back It come ,s,1,,
win fur more streAks- Can't tell me hEhtnln
ain:t rot mt sense! Four more streaks, cdit9r,
and ,hc whole live O. 'eM went Tor INF mule.
kFrrI ~
:. Did they ret the uest of hing?
Wait:Il tell yer. They tooE leg ap'ece'
and nnnsi3f 'e11l y:nt for his head.'
:" They were smart, grinned inc eo'tor' n"'
H,,t be bestcd three o 'crn fust," said the the
farmer with sigh ''Three went to grass; ma
he 1he otl,er Two was so worn out that We ;, been
t,Mssii EN-, ever since, but they downea nln1.
:. nnpn nursing them ever since, now! r,.,a
u. ffo1E EN- right In and fixed ,etn up. Iaey re
Tim ,nnst grateful streaks q lightnin Sou ever a
enen enc I'M brcakin' 'cm to harness @ NOW. ano
fhey'! do the work o that mule tn1s n;mIsar
one o. ever Erowed in Kings County. t,,+, IN
oI ;s ret1a rknble what statement OF lac,s H.
..or;anlS accompanies Il phenomenal GTgsetauio T 2o
.ha, h2n,irht to newspaper office: Inc aeli1
cult,,rist seems to think that an editor nus no
, 1881-06-05
Fine CIGARE1S.

Straiton g. Storms Royal Owl Havana
Cigarettes are all tobacco; are not intended
far misses and children, but to be smoked by
men only. Best, Russell S co. are tne
, 1881-06-05

-Hnrometer CORRECTED Tor temperature. elevaton,
and Instrumental erIr1r.
1cnn barometer. 1JJ1Q
Mean thermometer 5t.A
Mean humidity. sat
Highest temperature. FL.
Lowest Temperature. 16-
GENERAL. OBSERVATIONS.
CHICAGO. June 4-lQ:lS o. n,