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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08
LEVI II. CARTER

ON, nr M abI,s' spe~-bss ~, b,f're join,
~ NV iffS> ~ ne ,'.ss Gai y aHf, last March
,rl. fhaf IT Ms. JOHN RIRTON Of Latcreaes.
Mr.. BARTON i M nt"ftiig-"le worker N The
femp.r4nre r,nsa: w0mSn OF rare ability and
el"qnan~e H-sr her veTdict:
Deor .slrs i rsve Neep from nv Youth. = suf.
'er.r fro.n DySpapsis Accompanied by severe
attacks 81 SICK Ne,Hscha. Listing three nr four
dsys | have ,-ish r-m~ti~s mann 'rable hut
utfhant ~, .insuv anv perm ,n.nt bA--h'. E.-lv
this sp-ing pu-chNsaA b'ttle ~ Sulphur Rit-
tars " fore hei tsken nns houle hesan :"
feel the - q ct- Of ". and having taken three
bottles dpd nv self ahle n eat any kind Of t'of
withoa. heing tronhi-d with Dvsuepsis. ] hsvs
hat Int one stack nf si~k hssdsrhs IN hist time
snd 4 verv slight one. | glsdlv civ" this t--timH
NAL in The hone ths' others nav b. induced tn
save tharn-slv snrh suT--iu' ~ 'stins the
Sulurur Rut.rs Mas. John BARTON.
No. q M-ihu-n St-e-t Lrwrelcs, Mass. r,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08
Humor Ina the stomach

Much Of the distress and sickness attribu.
ted 10 dyspepsia. chronic diarrhoa and other
causes is occasioned by humor in the
stomach. Several cases, with all the char
acteristics Of these complaints, have been
cured by Hoods Sarsaparilla. Other cures
effected by this medicine are so wonderful
that the simplest statement OF them affords
the best proof that combine. rare curative
agents and when once used secures the
confidence Of the people.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

DoN'r WANT DocroR! have tried
them. aud they have only >windled me. l
have figured up what they cost me Tor the
last four years. IL was just s5si,Sl. IL
had IL now Il would be A tortune Tor me
This year my bill for medicine was only
Ave dollars. for which purchased six bot
ties of sulphur Bitters. They cured me
OF Scrorula AFTER suffering four years
W0rkinqmGn-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

Colonel Ingersoll SAYS an ''econo mical
rich msu is 4 curse aud pest, and that
country i blessed where the rich are eN-
travag4ut and the poor economical.
Don't know about that. You see colonel
dear, what particular good does IL do the
poor man wheu Mr.. Gould buys whole
telegraph company or another railroad
BarliagtOR HirksBs.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

Old gentleman Wounded In the
Crimea, were your Badiy!" Rustic ;
The bullet hit me in the chist. here, SURF,
an came out at me back" Old gentle
msn: Come, come, Pat, that won't do!
Why, IL would have gone right through
your heart, mani" Rustic: Och, fax,
me heart was 10 me mouth at the thoime,
sur"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

OXFORD ss:-ht Court IL Probate held at Pari-
xithi n aud '"r The County ct OStrrd on the thr !
ra--dsy rr re ,rus-v. \. n. 1881.
ITbR Ito n PRNrf. ES-eutor m the estate
III of R.n,Jlh Pra't. late ~ q, lord n -Aii
c.,untv. d-rs,-@si. having pr~.entet ~ serouo
IS ADMIN iTr,tipn OF tue estate OF said deceased
Tor alosanr:
ORDEHE ,, That toe said Hx-cufor give notice
% all persons interested by causing n copy oi
thi. order ~ b" published three week. excessively
In The Oxf,rd Democrat printed a. Pari- that the'
may ,ppcar AT Probate Court to be- held al Psrt.
in said County the third TuesiAy OF Mtr oext
II 9o'el0ck In the oren"on ami -hrw .-au.~ n any
they have Why the same should not be- allowed
X A SRNE. Judge.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

SHRrwDNE>S AND ABILITY Hop BIT
tiers ~ freely advertised ia all the papers.
secular and religious, are having hrg'
sale, aud are supplanting all other meii-
cine~ There i no denying the virtues OF
the Hop plant, and the proprietorS OF th">,
Bitter> have shown great shrrwducSS Aui
ability IN comppuuding Bit'erS. Whose
virtues are - ptlpNble 10 every ones oo-
Srryation -EsIHissr AID Chronicle.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

A GREAT VICTORY Has been achieved by
the use OF wyomokc. or Nerve Food. iu
combating all nervous malalies. heart 81
G.ciionS hrokrn.dowu constitutions. etc.
etc Thousands have been cured that W"r"
considered hopeless invaltd>. Snd the most
eminent physicians In all schools OF m~il
clue prescribe IL regularly In their dAilN
practice. Wynmoke j. sold nv All drug
ri>t, AZ - o. 81 - and $50 per bottle.
Use no other neryine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

TuE PsRUvI,N SYRUP has cured thou
sands who were suffering from dyspepsia,
debility, liver complaint, boils, humors,
female complaints, etc. Pamphlets free TO
apy address. Seth W. Fowle Sons,
ROSfOn.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

have been afflicted with nervousness
and dyspepsia. fittus in the stomach ana
bowels. wakefnl nights, etc, for years,
until took ID. X. V. G.; that has cured
me Chas. +. Stevens, Attorney,
Syracuse, y. Y.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

4 rumseller In Lewiston. having chal.
lenged several Jurors, was Informed hy IN"
bench that ne must give good AUD >uiii ivu'
,a>lu> for such action. May 10 pi"a>'
Yer honor. Mr.. Judge" said the accused
with mock gravity. Il would good deal
rather be tried by 4 man that doesn't know
me. than by man that does.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

What Is the irst thing TO be done In
case Of fre?~ "Sue the insurance compa-
nv" promptly answered the boy 81 The
foot OF the class. whose father had been
hnrned out once or twice
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

In Yreka, California. Is a sign when
reads ..YrrkS Bakery. Whether Won ar"
going up the street or coming down the
street YOU can begin. at the end next 10
Won and spell IL out correctly.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

Mr.. Lincoln told this story when !
was practiCing law IN Illinois client ut
mine. peculiar sort OF fellow, was
brought b-for. the court, snd the 'nts-
asked him Do you swear or affirm;
Mr.. Judge. nv client replied, i don
care A damn which.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

NItNTAL ANu RAY ,tIAL EXHAUSTION,
A'l Ne, ou.e,-,. ii,- tesls. Ntfbg >Sc4l- sleep
---n,., Cou.h Emacigjion and decline Aro a.
,ucc ARRESTED 10. MALI Bites. rh!- original
aud incompatible, Fooi Nr-,ic,nc IL tice in u'n'
ssn,.ni and sirsugth u feed ~ boil ard ihr
bfAiD IL r-su,.c. the stomach ami b'~ci-,
I.ausss tie liver Atd Aidn,ys ircrca-,. the ~.
elite ADD err chez thc b "od Heaub, ssr,usu
lud p-scc OF min q are .urv - follow IT, dsiH
4-e Prepared 10y the Msn Biucfs Compan'
rom Uufyrmen.el dAit an Hope and sold ever
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08
true eopv-atte.t, II c D,vr.. R~gi.I

OXFORD, ss:-At a Court Of Probate held at
Pens within and i"r the County Of oxford
an the third rle-i ~ e Febru try, \. ID. Isl.
IITILLTAN " BEST. ES-cuto' "n the estate
w OF BenJtm n Allen late OF P-rn In said
90 nv. der ,-rd htying pr's'n'ei hi account
at admin -traiiDa of the estate Df -ald lie ease
for all ,wan"e:
Ordered. That the said Executor give notice
TO all persons Interested by causing copy OF his
orderto BE- hrre week the
oxford Democrat printed ~ Paris, that they may
appear AZ q Probate Court o be held At Paris
in laid County on the third Tuesday OF Mar next
at y o'clock inthe forenoon and .hew canseii any
they have why the same shoulc no' be allowed
X. A. FRY y. Judge.
A TINE nnnY-aftest II G DAVIS Register.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

A young lawyer In Arkansas having a
case decided against him by the court, SAID,
well, now I'll just take this case before
another Judge, and let him make guess
what the law Is, too.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

Physicians and Druggists requiring
perfectly Pure Pepsin for prescripuons'
should send their cards for sample 10 hoo-
ertson & Co. manufacturers oil pure pep
ain "a Broadway, New York.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

Conductors do the fare thing and masons
do the square thing. And editors do the
write thing. Counterfeiters do queer
things. aud shoemakers do awl things.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

The tree keeps its trunk in good
order during the winter SO that it will be
rssAy - leave early N the spring.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08
BEWARE
FFdldS. C0ln'GFfplS and limitations
so-ealled Ensirs. Extracts, SC.

THE ,uhscihe h-rrb gives Pu' &c 10 Ice that
he isas been dul appointr,i ~ The II IN JUICE Of
Probate r the Count, Of Oxford aud assumed the
tIu,t of A 'miui u it'r "f the estate of
AZEL HAISE-. i,t- %, Peru.
in sid County, dee sssd. b. giving bond the law
DIR c = he thereto r,q ses p~r-''b- who a'e
in Ia, lid 4. me esfste 1 laid c-ssed t. IN IKE
mmediat- pa, meni, ard 'hns' " no have any de-
maud thereon 10 exhibit the same {,
SAMUEL y. HAlNES.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

I'm ALL PLAYED or" j. a common
complaint II you feel 20, get ptckase
OF Kidney Wort and take II and YOU will
at once feel it, tonic power. IL renew~
the healthy action % the kidneys, bowels
aud liver. and thus restores the natural
life and strength 20 the weary body. II
can now be had in either dry or liquid
form. aud In either way j. ALWAYS prompt
and efficient in Sctiou.-Ne,r Bedford SidH-
dIrd.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

oNYoRp --:-N Crur' ~ "r"i'Hte held
P-rt. si,H,n 1nd Tor 'h- ''lsty Of pst"'d ~
n. th,-i rta.fa- ~ .h-Itrs. 4 u. 1851.
IERF " WIS CIV. FV,crfnv 30 N" esta =
u ~ A,i.. X Nrmi- ls'r ..' = II ~ sst c'uf.
~ nsr,A.t hAvi.g prc.s ny h hr"onnt 81
tlisWsu-..
Ori-red That The sid , xr~u'"r give motto.
To- all persons .utrrc-ird by causing copy - thi.
order 20 b- puhl.h-'i Gee !. -uec".-iVsly IN the
Oxford Democrat printed AZ Paris. that they may
APPEAR AZ a Probate Court 20 BE- held AZ PRris
in ..id e,auty on IN. thIri Tu--day 1t MAJ next
ats O'Clock IN the forenoon and -hss cause II ani
they have Why the awe .hOuld not n" allowed.
RiCHtR, 4 FRYE, Judge.
Atrue COPY .uast III G. DAvts ,Regi-t',.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

One of Tswr-n~.'- OLA Vestf~n'-,
: vel Known C"rtr-"'nr "ri "N-~trcet Commits
sirner
IawvF~CF Sent. 90 ls-a.
CspflcrsSu PAW ls-' srri"g f,urd rnv-"'f
IN = n. coz. 'iinn -sg.rd- Nv g"n~rsl hesfh
yx-- v--v bilious ysi'h a KE'~~-- tn 'n~ hot s-d
r,rtiuu,' tie, ont 80 gone feeling. 7 we
'otd ~ e. IL Su'pNu- pitts-s sud MN ~ = s''le
4nJ ror.mercer iski~g them r" nv srr"r'a"
-, a ~ : hesar ~ orcs to 'n"l hs'tnr snT t"'"v
rr' rnvsei' rnrsd ~ NJ " 'u"le ~ish'v CIV"
Won his 'es''rnnrv - hopa o. hers may try them
and b. hsnsrrsd ss hsve heen
am yOurS trn'v.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

Food is digested and assinilated BY Malt
Ritters. Hence increased flesh.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

OXFORD, ssi-At Court % PrOha'e held 81
PAr. within aad for The County If Oxford
on the third Tu- dsy o. february, \. ID 1851,
A MAZDA A. DALEY, widow 81 lsaa' u.
~ Isilay ia'e ~ Canton. d-e"ssed, having
,,r. s.nt-d her petit on Tor AN aliovrncs out OF
IN. n.r.opst esat. OF -sih deceased:
OEpHRFp mat IN. aid p-ti' homer give poi ice
10 ali nrrs ,u- interested BY cau-ing copy OF this
order 10 be- pub he'd three weeks snecr-svely In
the Oxford Democrat printed al Pari-, that they
ms, an ear nj Probate Court to he held At P1is
IN aid County on the third tuesday OF Mr. next
AZ O'Clock Ia the forenoon aud shrw cause u any
they have against the same.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

A snow bird futtered and fell on the
sidewalk in front OF our ONCE this morn
Ing. Poor thing" said our 'reud, ~
he gently stroked it, ruifi-d plumAge;
you're Just like the composing room stove,
troubled with 4 defective fue. And the
little birds eyes twinkled brightly. as II u
appreciated the Joke.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08
II II r
|)LPA|R
BIT ERS
Who is Dr.. KaufmannP
ri. que.''on j.. frequently assei We would
simply sAy thu
DIR. EITFU
tsTHE
Discov~rer Of Ext. Of sulphur.

Csri Fr~s, rsr0rr>on ras horn IN isi2 ""
-u,.rssf ~ U~-ti- TTvivsrs''v - 'h" ape ~ s'N
ten .rd gr.dg.tei four vssr. i.,s- "" thrn
sn'c.eH ~ ~etsh-strd P0va' College ~ Phv-l
-ta-s 81 FSinhu-vh Srefis~i r"'ue 'r'ng 'h"-f
hire vesr. L. lsas NJ kau'~srn sH'"r' y
,,-Nie-- .--hto IN c..tsh~~'-i t,-rrnNn rnil~g".
which rh,ir 10 a1@a i'h distngui .het honor for
~ W ser vea-- du-i"r which 'lnH - wrH'" 'eTg"lt
~ the To,dar Lrncst sni III" Ra'ii" Netes snd
Sas noted a.. one ~ tha rnAsf ur'f 'und Ant -r'"n
'ia~ w-i'sr. among ne rhv-t~is"- who con
tribu,ed o. these not-I r-,etical i.u-nA's.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

T WISH To inform the farmers Of BETHEL and
J. adjoining towns thst have pur, haxed he
srist.mlll formerly known - the
il MES WALKER MILL.
and hsve thoroughly remodeied ard repaired IL b,
adding new Tier snd Cleanser. and am now ore
pared q, maze Br.t-quslty FLOUR. Also O.
hand and ior sale, FLOUR, OkN aLd NEAL
q. 4. vlR0lA,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08
MARK THESE FACTS.
Holloway's Pills
md OINTMENT

To the stomach We eta tIArn dyspspsn b.,a
seh and general debility. TO the liver bile ,ss
dice and yellow fever. o. the bowels diarrhr,
dvsentery, coasi'pttion. piles AMI h-tuls: 70 m,
lunss consumption. etc; To the bleed, .rrofal,
,enTvry, aud all catsnc0ns SruptNns ~ Ten
ing th,se organs and vital fuid Durr add hsalty
We may safely dHty IN sftscks Z ii-ea.- All
no med cine vet pTrptrr'i Dr thi- rlryra. can
equal the action ~ ths-'' pm. All Oiqtmeat a.
they dive Ia The Sat OF the 4 cor Ter lad, err,
patug tfs cause. destroy la eject
Important Caution.
None ~. grnutne unless the -gnAturu OF !
HArDoCk. a. AGENT h,r the U1fri state ,ar
round each box OF Piiis and Ointment. B51s.
At - crnts, ~ o-nt-, and tl each.
% There 10 considerable saving Dy tak.ag u.
larger siLes.
HOLLOWAY 4 Co. NEw YORK
DEPOT. 20 PLAT ST.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08
X. A. FRYE, Judge.
Atruecopy-attest ". G. DAVIS. Register.

OXFORD ss.-At n Court nf Probste held at
y ri. within and forths county ofpNf"rd on the
IN. thirJ Tue-d,y Of y bruarN, A. ID 1851,
YDIA GOULD, widow Il Dtnr G'u'd, "a
i lac of Hiram aerrss'd, having presenter
her uetlion for IN allowance cut of the personal
estate It said deces-.d:
Ordered. That the said Petitioner give notice
In ali person. lat res.et by causing copy Of this
order I, be- published thee weeks -ucces-ivriy In
the oxford Democrat printed hi PTi-, thai they
NAV appear nj q Probate Court L. be- held at Paris
in aid 6 unity on the third Tuesday Of Mar next,
At O'Clock in the forenoon and chew cause II any
tbey have against tht ZANE.
'"'' R.A. FRYE, Judge
A true copy-aurst; n. c. DAVIS Register.
OXFORD. ss:-,t Court 81 Probate, held Al
PARA wifhiD and for the County 81 Oxford
ON ,h, third Tn-sh-v III = hrusry A ID lssi.
CABA A. SiURTEyAST. willow VI l. ~i- l..
- sturtr ant late 81 Paris, decreased, having
nS,-enI..d her petition TO- IN all vance ouI oi The
p-r.onaI e-irt. 81 sHii Dc cesssd:
Ordered, That the SAID P-'"i 'ner give nouce
10 ALI persons intrresIe- by causing copy of tbs
urd..r 10 be published three week. snec'rsively 70
the O~fori Democrat printed at Pa that they
NAV appear at Probate Curt 10 be held ~ PARE
in said County, on the tbIrd Tuesday ii Mar pexi
~ = O'Clock In the forenoon ano shew cause II any
'"'' Il. A. FRYE, Judge.
As0s seo9-ssssss% ~. DAVIS, ksotss0s
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08

r..i " IOwLE & SONS. Prupfietofs. e
l.-1..la Avenue. Boston. sold ~ al Drusgisti.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08
PERUVIAN SYRUP

ill, ..n.at, It:u... is. strength.
NI-sr "A Sew life i1t1 81 pas q the SYSTEM.
I-I,s .INIE FROM ALCOHOL. ~ eliss-ii-
.r.,. Q, nen.t l.ioNed ~ corresponding re-
f..r, t.st ..se j-si.l4a-ai.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-08
n has Sared Hundreds NJ Lires.
" maU Sare Yours.
On. 81 Lawrence. Ola R.si,.n'-,

II - tive SsGe.. Pn-~~' snt Rest 'iicins ev
rsde n YOU sre sling get boui- thi- dav.
Osage Valley banner., 1881-04-28
Review Of Passing Events.

From Wsshington.--T Senate transacted
no business last week, the tlmS beibe occupied
in speech. making. g.-SeerelsrY Window has
Just issued acireeiAr OF plan tor reinndng,
in effect, the outstanding percent. bonds,
and the plan meets the spprtvai ot the
Cabinet and prominent bankers. Hel1ers OF
,hese bonds have been Informed that their
bonds will be paid, pripcipal and interest, on
the 1st day OF July, 1881, the date on which
they become utject TO redemption Ifholdert
pref er. to leave their money in the bands Of
the government, subject to pay ments ct It's
pleasure, hey may do so by presenting th-ir
bonds 81 the treaiusy on or before the 10Th OF
May, 1881, with q request thai, In lieu OF six
per cents, registered bonds bearing interest
at the rate OF 81 per, cent. per annum ind
payable semi. snnually, be issued to them
To holders who desire to make this exchange
interest at G per cent 20 July will be prepaid
Thete are $4,000 0oJ Of these poods, Tn,
saving Of 2iper cent. 1uterest vii! bG 81 SIS,
coo per Rnnhm.--A report has been received
at the State Department the. the lite Indidni
are threatening an outbreak, but Gen. Pope
who commands that military department
ascriSes the report TO the TACT that lhe whit
settlers in Colorado are trying TO nnd'prstex
to drive.these Indians out of their reservation
Mr.. j. II. Pain of Wisconsin has beel
appointed chief clerk of the Department o
Agriculture, vice Gen. Z. A.. .Carman, remove,
The anh number of the reports irOm Consul
of the United States ON the commerce
manufactures N and produce OF their ,eyera
districts, has just been issued from th'
Department OF State. ~ 'i
Osage Valley banner., 1881-04-28
Be What Y0n Ara.

My dear young friend, wber'er ihou art,
Whatever be thy calling here 8
Adopt thisEulas kot we'll your part.
And with Huoe aud honest helft,
b simply what you are.
Discrimination never pays,
10 this respect all men agree.
Aud they VINO strive by cnnnIng ways,
To win ,of men their empty praise,
Are throwing time away.
All outward show amounts 10 naught;
IT'S useless TO deny This TACT; 4n.
Those lacking puuiy OF thou zht,
Or who with 'ttery tan b. bough.
DO not deserve respect. 4 -.
IL outward glitter makes the man,
Or wealth that comes from q foreign
shore, h
Then might the rogue or BOBBY stand
As high as anyfin flIe land
Aud scorn the humber poor.
Guard we'll your inmost senpmenb;
Your secret thoughts and mOtiVes scAp;
It's principle, not arrogance ~, sel
IT'S solid worth, mot yam prelense
That makes The noble mAnS s.c7
Go then 10 day, be 6tm; be true;
Upon yourself learn ~ rely.
Live 10 that all sbnli point TO you
As one 10 whom respect n dnt;
And misa you when you die.
Roolhouse, III.
Osage Valley banner., 1881-04-28
sOms Early Cold snaps.


"Ws're havin' some pretty win!risb
weather" said old Daddy Wotherpsoon TO
Uncle Sammy Honnlwell, as the two gentImen
met near the the city hall yesterday. "Right
ior'Ard weather for the season."
rs st SO, ist so, +" conceded Uncle Sammy.
"Reminds me Of the fAl Of 1881, II commenced
long the fore part OF November, and frSke
stiR till March. Good, smart weather, too.
remember II vas 20 cold In Brooklyn that
November, that bIlin' water lroEe over hot
are." e.
Daddy Wotherspoon looked at him and
sraced himself.
YVES. yes, ,'rsaid he, n mind 1t we'll. 1'hA's
the fall that the milk froze in the cows But
the cold seAson was in 1927. II commenced
in the'niddle Of October and ran through to
April. All the oil i'oze in the lamps, and
we didu's have light until tpring set in"
'A,y Ay, responded Uncle SAMMY growing
rigid. rs ilst like yesterday to me.
walked bhndsed and forty miles due east oI
from Sandy II lok, on The Ice and slid back
owing ~ ths ieonvexity OF the esrIh, you
know IL wAs down nil coming this wsy
But th-t wasn't as the winter of 1921. rnai
season eommeLesd In September, aud the
Osage Valley banner., 1881-04-28
News Eoiss.

Thomas A. Scott has resigned the pfesi-
dency Of the Texas Pacific railroad, and Say
Gould is elected 70 succeed him. -
Rx-Ukiled States Airy Gen. Devsns has
been appointed 10 seat on the bench of the
Supreme Court Of Massachusetts.
according to French reports, during the
year $780, that country exported 7b76,7s
bottles OF champagne to the United Stalec.
It costs lsss than ten Dollars to ciemais =
body At Milan, in Idly. Eighty-six insiner-
ations hagsstsken place At Milan and Lodi
sincs 1875. '."~
On April 2s, the conjunction of the syn
and large planets will produce the strOnges,
attraction upon the esrtn that has occurred
for 700 years.
Miss Halter Deuel., the Inssne Iowa faster,
died last week after having fssted nearly Al
days consecutively! Very little blood TO.
mAined IN the body.
At least 1900 persons have been driven
from their homes by the foOds in DAoots,
and halt of them hAvs lost everything. Coy.
ofdwsy has appealed Tor help. -
Stoke Park In England, q famous historical
estate, and the locality OF Stoke rogis church
Is about TO pass into I e possession Of q Ieen
Victoria. Price 81, 250eoO.
The Christian Iudex, Is religious paper al
Atlanta, GA., uses type msde from bullets
which the contendiag armies expended before
that city'wss captufed By she rman.
A Kentucky historian, wbd is collecting
material for biography of Gen. Sporswood
has found documentary proof that G1n. Rob
ert e. Lee Was the seventeenth in direct
decent from Robert Bruce from Scotland.
A statute of BaAl, the GJd oi the Palistinei
which formerly stoodsat GAIA; has Recently
been uneafthed hF0m It's burlAl:pAea in Pales
tine and ls Tor sale. The ststute iG''l6 ieel
high, and itd'estina.ed weight is IL, coo lbs.
Sec'y MeGtSth hAs our thanks Tor copy o.
Appropriation Lave pa ssed by the Slst Gsn'l
Assembly. In looking over, we discover
many pronigAte aud ektraYigsnt apptopris
tions, for what has been understood TO be 1
Legislature of retrenchment and reform
The people however, cant look for any
beIterlegislatnre when representative oodie
are under the controle OF monopolies.
Osage Valley banner., 1881-04-28

mercury didn't rise degree I'LL May. Don't
you remember how Ne used TO breathe hard,
let u fretAe, cut hole in IL, and crawl ia Tor
sheiteff You haven't forgotten tbatfp
ti'NOt !" said Daddy WOtheppoons, after
= short psnse. That's tue winter We used
N give the horeeh lead TO drink, and keep
hot fts under 'om so II wou,dn't harden iii
thcy got Il down. But that was nothing 70
The spell OF 1917. got thro ugh that whole
spell by living 10 an leo house. II was too
cold TO 90 out doors and jet canpod IN an
ice house. You remember that season OF
1914 Tist's The winter we'wore uRdeFshlrs
mats OF sand paper, TO keep up a friction"
"Well. IskOuld say did, - retortsd Untle
SAMMY. "What, remember 1877 Deed /
do, ThAt was the spel when ie took steam
grndstOne iOur days 10 light a match. Ay,
a,i But Go you know, was uncomiortably
warm IN that winteif'
"How sOS" demanded Daddy Wother-
spoon, breathing hard.'
"Rnnnin' around your Ice house to 6nd out
where you got 10. L was an awiul spell,
though. How long did II laul From August
VII the thirteenth of Junei / gusss YOUR
Hight. BIT you mind the snap oI 1918, don't
yOuf IL commenced on ,he hrst Oi July, and
Went around auo, Tapped bVera week THIS
year the smoke .iiCzi in'the ehimne ey g. and We
mad TO blast IL out with dynamite. / mink
that was the worst we ever had. All The
clocks iroLs up, 90 we didn't know The Aaime
for year, aud men used 10 set lire 10. ID cir
9ulldios so's TO ralse the rent. \ es, indeed.
7 got three thousand collars a month for -four
burnib' 5uildibgc, There was heap Of sut
erin' tbat wIHter, because wo lived on
alcohol aud phosphorus, tillithe heobol frose.
and then We eat the brimstt ne ends Ut
mstehes aud Jumped around ull they caught
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