The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-12-31

nervously to show that she enJoyeu Vn'
Joke. Uncle Joe, without so much as
CULVER of his bushy eyebrows, went on
''rosy was sittin with her feet hurled up un
der her citing candy a. redng story book II
her Room she sed go way Teddy ~ ma on'
was in her room having row Win halril Ch'
Made about her cloes and she sed go ava,
Teddy too then says were shall 30 10 y
she saws YOU May go to the the CIuo u hn'
your father know were the fenix Tub lsiJus
roun the Korner but father was busy playlns
cards with some men Il and said go q SIT doWi
my Son a soma n,oturs
there was two men talkieg II guess thel
didunt know me but they kuowed my sisters
good kause one says charlie, you go in Tor 100
! if You can stand her temper d lie go III 1ol
the blondy then we will make old man gloss
settil our bills lie brake her temper if get hel
says charlie IL will get more capital for the
Firm
'blondy is meek & will stay at Home not
interfear with me Guess SAYS the other fellel
any way we will share the protfets
A funereal silence fell upon the room.
Hedge looked unusually childlike and
unconscious. Sorghum pulled his mus
tache over a bad imitation of a smile.
''then Father he after good vile he got up
& put on his Cote to go home q just Out side
thing to father and father He said lots OF
Swear Words that amt allowed boys in Prof
fessor Whacker's skool & it was all bout a
Settilmeant.
"And father said he Hadunt Got the money
for it. So thort it was a newyear's presint
that man wanted pa to buy him
"then we went home Mother says to pa the
gurls will look elegant tomorrer d they will
be sure to ketch something wurth vile at last.
"Father says they had better ketch it pretty
l. a.,
all of sudden pounsed on me d sent me
to Bed
'the mex Day wich was newyears no boldly
| ct breakfast down S a RS but me aud father fa-
Their looked splendid IL so did i. we had on
| our bes coes d the carriage was reddy to take
| us calm wen ma IL tina gurls came down
they were very butiful especially loo tho like
| Rose best.
INA says pa what do you think of your
chick er Biddys and she kissed him
''Pa says hum ! And we went Out and he
banged the front door, t,.
Mr.. Gloss used every vile to turn I'm
Gle Joe's attention. but he went on mer-
cilessly:
"Some of the Ladys we called on was old &
some was yung. The old ones mosely had no
necks in their dresses q good many had or
fully pink cheeks q had dirty eyes with black
Smudg under them.
chow charming You Are to Day says pa to
all of them II he bowed IL bowed. And he
kinder latfed and Bobbed roun & looked Silly
then he come out d jumped in The carriage 4
says Swear words agen
says is it Fun to make calls pa
'Says pa its nusense so says / wot makes
you do it Pa
''eosierty says pa then asked who soierty
was u pa says >unsense agen then he tells me
to hold my tung
- Then we went to see a ugly ole woman
with lots of dimons d she wanted to Kiss me
d Wouldn't do it d after Wards pa skolded
me & said she was Miss Koopons 81 [ must al
ways kiss such Rich ole lady Then | asked
pa if he was sick 81 and he sed he w&sunt and
told Him herd Kisses koopOns say he was
sick Offant. ..r. ..H -
" And father sed more Swear words & made
the Coach man drive me home. ma & the
gurls wer in the parlor IL so was the two men
that talked Bout loo And rosy at the club
The big Teller with the mus fash said to Rosy
she was crewil darling Il rosy she turned her
back to him
then ma pinsed Rosys arm & said she was
| little fool u had no fealing for her family d
rosy cryed softly rite down on the Makaroons
| was citing cake all wanted e. no boldly no
| tised Me
charlie forgut all Bout loos temper |
| Guess bekause he said toher my butiful kween
will be good obediunt husband loo LATED &
hit him with her fan then lots more came in
q they all looked silly like father d all the ole
men told ma she looked like rosy's sister. that
amt so bekause ma is orful fat''
By this time the whole company had
risen, and were trying to interrupt the
reading; when Uncle Joe, in voice of
thunder, commanded attention They all
fell back in their seats and remained,
with many curious changes of counter
ance, silent to the end.
"then Mite come on g. Loo & ROSY went Tn
stares d put more wife powder on there faces
| d looked at there Back hair in the Glass d loo
| sara rosy ort to mary mister Sore Gum bekause
| he was so rich d loo said she was going to
mary mister hedg bekause He was rich all tho
he was fool and then they went Down Stares
| "a pig tn yung man come into the library
were had hid my kandys d rosy sed out loud
want to show you this nice room. they was
behind the door ~ he sed havunt YOU got enny
new years for me Rosy q she said yes fred Il
gave him a kiss behind the door l. he said o
rosy II was only rich u then ma came into
| the entree ~ they ran out u looked Silly two
'then went to sleep sittin on my bundil of
candys ~ wen ma woke me up every Boldly
mad gone away u ma said she hated new Years
u 100 sed the men were all munkeys and ROSY
had Hedake then went to bed but Some
thing had made me orful sick tho don't be-
softly She was crying and setting on the flor
| by the hre then went into mas room e. She
was crying too u Pa was sayin We are Livin
on Volcaner tell you
was kinder shared because volkaners burn
you all up u are very dangerous Ma saws
samuel Kant help it the gurls must dress d
we must keep up appearances says ma why
kant we move off the volkaner q buy new
House up to Sentril Park
| pa says where did that young skamp come
from d then the for jumpt up & hit me IL ma
sed it was kase had ct two much terrash.
~ was orful sick all mite The mex morn
ing kamil the made helped me git up q sed
was to go rite off to skool Agen and the Coach
man was to take Care of me went to saw GOOD
BY to loo she was in bed with griddons in her
hair eating lots of breakfast. rosy kissed me
y her eyes was al red u she sed teddy deer
they are breaking my hart 81 promised Her
| wen igrow upi will lick them al 1904 Hi
II like Rosy pretty well considerin she is nv
Sister: pa y ma was shet up in the literary 4
pa mad lots OF little papers on the label
"He said look at them
| "dreses. bonnets. tineary. iewelry. kant pay
them tell you we are liyin beyund our menes.
50 is EVERY boldly says ma but the gurls will
marry wei. says pa look at rosy she is in love
with that good lookin RASCAL on 10 hundrid !
year.
''She shant have him says ma now don't be
a brute and cut down expenssis perhaps IL
will help you out my brother 10 is a Stingee
ole kur saws pa. 81 If he knows we are he'd An
ears over in Diet he wuddunt leve Ted a sent
don't want a sent pa saws five septs ain
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