The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-07-21


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should the pfnsiasui reooTer. Il will
IT,. ssyt she New Yort Esgvrg. another o.
Ius,rsilor a he survival n The ai.osi
Tht latest alionpi 10 r4sse money that
~ lgou ~ j. by . fellow who tired b
pawn ibo 's,ien, watches q the night
III u the h,ils bits o. things that fret
aad worry -. says Jo,h Billing we
lsa dodge - elephant, Ia, We liant ny. y
kspiuely boy while playing base
lsIl sup8ay. ves tifuei by lightning
~ Vas rery fortunate ,hsl il vasni tie
i4li ihsi hii Lila
Anything historical henoy be said
81 Noun, Desert 70 5 native Wal. yes.
W.. ibe reply. shat there COW used g X.
10 Bea Builcr
The Boston Gb4e has conceived new
t.aiso ioi ,ho Fourth Of Jnly Melons and
saile one and inseparsble now and for
,tef Z pluribus cucumbcu
Summarizing lovers will have The excuse
81 lhe comet for late hours this season. II
!, lugh,est along late in the evening, and
eaa then hes, respond 10 being stared at
They DO not die on tho premises, is
ibs recommendation given for patent rat
poison I, makes the rats feel so bad that
iGet 40 away and die al the house OF q
neighl,or There Is nothing like it.
DO you intend going TO a summer
r,sori this summer" inquired Miss Fitz-
Jos o. her practical friend. ooh, yes in
dl,I II there is any place where sum
met resorts this year, we are going, surely. +"
The President having expressed de.
srs 10 sec the newspapers, Colonel Rock
veil said they were all being saved for him.
''All d them. ROCKWELL" "Yes." well.
then. perhaps it would not be best for me
20 gel we'll +"
William Sprague Of Rhode Island, has
spent fortune of sl2, 000, 900 left him by
IN father, during the las, twenty years.
IS he didn't start daily paper TO I'LL a
long felt want, il is difficult TO understand
how be expended 30 much money in that
period
falso.ears, says the London LDioa,
are the new fashionable adjunct" in Paris
aud have already been noticed in the Lon.
don drawing rooms. They are described
as "pearly" and "shell.like. I" The hair is
allowed to cover the ugly things made by
nature.
Among the recent amenities OF West
crn journalism is the remark OF the Kansas
City Times that "As three.ply, four
story, double.distilled, triple'refined, dou-
ble.bairelled, copper. bo,tomed, square
tocd, beyel-edged liar, the Kansas City
Jparadl has no peer.
See that my grave is kept green. he
warbled under the window OF his fair ones
domicile, one pleasant night I'm attend
10 the grave business, young man. shout
ed the enAgsd paternal ancestor, as he
poked an old musket out Of the second
story window. No more concert that even
ing
A Boston business man recently tried
to umpire game Of ball between two
mines made mp OF his employees, and, be.
fore the fourth inning, he had discharged
every ono Of the players from his employ,
cut down the wages OF the scorers, and
hecu thrown over fence by the excited
men.
At the summer resort First week,
ladies. is given TO showing your dresses;
second week, to telling where You went
last year; third week. to talking about the
Browns, who have gone home; fourth
week, TO complaints about the house. Al.
ter the fourth week life at summer resort
is insuiforably dull,
They we're iromfthe frontier, and had
not had as many oysters and trimmings as
their system required After an hours
hard work at a restaurant, one Of them
leaned his head on the edge OF the table
aud said, in feeble voice: "Bill, wake
me mp as soon as am thirsty again. III
do as much for you some time"
"A minister commenced his sermon by
observing "What shadows we are" and
then paused as il to let the thought sink
deeply INTO the minds OF the congregation
Nhereupon two lean spinsters in front
pew guessed tina, they didn't come there
10 he insultcd, and got up and strobe in
dignanily out,
"fust feel Of your boys al see il de
laWd gin EN- any boss sense. II he did
il am your duty 10 develop and direct it.
u he didn't, de only way to prevent men
from calling them fules and idiots am to
pack en- of to college an stuff EN- so full
Of t,reek, Lain oratory, ancient history
an classical slop DAT some OBJ il viii spill
ohcr Shenebcr dey open DER moufs."
An elderly lady. who was very indig.
nani al the conduct Of man in the stree.
car who was smoking, punched the driver
~ the back with her umbrella, and asked,
Driver. amt IL again the rules to smoke
10 this carr" "You can smoke as much as
yon please, madam. if,he gentlemen don't
object, was the response Then she pull
"a the strap and got ont
When Mercury is playing among the
pinc,ies il Mars the pleasure Of existence
aud We feel as though We might Diana
minute, aud an though We needed some.
thing 10 Bacchus. II we have Cen,aur fam