Daily Republican., 1881-05-07
BREVITIES.
Sun rises at 4.49. Sun sets 7.O6.
Food for thOught-fsh.

| N'Na tinSo nv f'f'- .tOuu SelS I.UO.
Food for thOught-tsh
Who ever saw u paper fly?
Don't wear out your leisure.
LongfellOw's mOtt0-u O2xI
Sleep is the falow of the mind.
Sl0th is the key to let in beggary.
What was the clothes line taute
There are graves no time can close.
A proper name fer Il mscr-Skinncr
Joy is the greatest gossip in the world.
Clocks for 99c. also higher priced ones.
Parker, cupplng and leeching, lO3 E. I'd st.
spring opening-The Jaws of steel trap
Raising the dead-RaiSng the dead-latch.
Great bargains in ilourat W. 5. Townsend's
Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Change of fbasc-Putting new scat in the
small boys trOuSer,.
Simpkins thinks it is proper to tell man
| he lies-in II church-yard.
Families can be supplied with the best
flour at TOWnsend's' 9th and TatnalI streets
The husband and father who is almost al
| ways abroad is homeless man.
Great bargalnsin hourat w. S. Townsend's,
Sixth and Tatnall streets.
lfyOu want II good tin roof on your house
go to A. Chambers, go King street.
Awnings of superior quality, at the lowest
market rates, ut John Willes, 4O4 Market st.
Call on A Chambers for your tin and ID
panned ware, 22O King street.
The best family flour at the lowest prices at
Dodd'S, Third street market. Delivered.
A dOOrkeGper at the theatre would make |
good fortune teller if he could tell the future |
rs well AS he can tell the passed
Nh,E L.,
Your nose.
HyOu want to find n man of taste go into |
the nearest lunch-rOOm.
Why do builders put wings on houses |
They never fly.
cannibal's lacOnic instruction to his cook |
fry Brown.
The wife and daughter of Senator Ben |
Harrison, OF Indiana, are fine amateur artists.
1t is better to do the idleSt thing in the
world than to sit idle for an hour.
When a man is at the point of death, we
suppose he doesn't get stuck if he survives
When Dame Justice attends court she is
presented by the Grand Jury. ,
Friday is always hailed with delight when {
Spring chickens are in season.
Why does buckwheat cake resemble an
Irgument? Because there are two sides to it |
For good pair of crystal spectacles call on {
'rof Charles ltalie, private residence 227 =
larket street.
Dr. Bates, small pox vaccinatlng speciality. s
'arlOr and office, COS Market street. Consulta- q
ion free.
Go to A. Chambers for your house furnish :,
lg goods at the lowest cash prices, go King h
.reet.
You have no idea how cheap you can buy Il
lrniture until you callat W. W. Woodward'S,
III and Tatnall street, and see his prices. rt
The largest and best assortment of picture a
ames can be found at q. X. Baugh, 507 a.
hipley street. n n
Maid Of Gotham, ere faint, m
Tell me, do you rouge or paint? of
All we can now say about the next worlds of
ir is that we don't believe there will be any
cid there.
"Im bound to preserve myself" ex- -
aimed the book that was covered by the (
nder. Y
We have heard ofslipping on orange peel
1t, has any one been known to slip on II thun IN
'r peal? t
The old man who stepped on an hOur-glaSs
ought for a minute that he was making
Ot-prints on the sands of time
Y our parson will talk of the beauty Of res
nation year after year, and never thinks Of
signing himsolf-that is, not unless he gets z
"call. ."
If you want to sec q crowd go to Harry Got
us parors. Sl2 Market street, his ice cream
fine and the people will have it. a
JAIL AND EXAMINE THE IMPROVED COR
GATED CONE BOTTOM WATER COOLERS. ALSO
FULL ASSORTMENT OF ICE CREAM FREEZERS /
H. +. PICKELs, and EAST 4TH STREET. Try
10 as you please, where you please, and \
en- you please, but you won't get pleased est
ter in cigar than at Nichols Sl3 Market pro
eet Pool in rear. enc
toss, 116 Market street, has large stock of 'Ni'
inner hats, underwear, neckties, hosiery A
| notions at extremely low prices. He roc,
lrantees satisfaction and returns money if Irb'
ired. "
can drawers, reinforced seat double sewed "
own make; choice lot of Scotch greys
rino and Isle thread underwear; also one r !.
he finest lines of neck wear in the city at A<A
els, 202 Market street.
SECRET SORROW. ~
He always wore look of gloom; Pa,
He spoke In solemn tone;
He seemed to wait a day of doom;
He ever walked alone.
With spirit crushed he went his way, +
His mind could know no ease; Spr
His darkness knew no clearing ray be
His pants bagged at the knees! wea
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