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Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
COURT REPORTS.

Superior Court .......sEPuLvEDA. j.
Tsltting inJudge Howard's Court.l
FRIDAY, March 18th.
! DOnell We. Donell-DemurreI
submitted aud overruled.
In re estate Of jose Serrano, de-
ceased-Petition for distribution
continued till March 23d at 10 A. M.
SET Fer TO-DAY.
Estate Of Moerenhaut.
Estate Of jacob Gray.
Burt Bros. W. Collins OF al.
SEPULvEpA, J.
Dowell Va. Dowell. Demurrer
submitted.
Cunze vs.. Cunxe-Decree ordered
as prayed for.
s. P. r. r Co. vs.. White ct all
Ten days further time to Defend.
aats to plead.
J. w. Craig We. A. B. Grogan ct
al-Order permitting sale Of real
estate granted, as per stipulation.
People vs.. Hunt-On trial.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
A Card.

To all who are suffering from
the errors and indiscretions of
youth, nervous weakness, early
decay, loss Of manhood, etc., I will
send q recipe that will cure you,
free OF charge. This great remedy
was discovered by . missionary in
South America. Send q self.ad.
dressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph
T. InmAn, Station D, New York
Oity. my18 1y
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

London Referee: She was young
and beautiful; he was old and ugly.
He took her hand aud squeezed it
tenderly, and then she put out her
tongue at him. Then he laid bis
hand gently on her breast. She
was Is aud he 70, but still It wss
affection Of the heart. Oh, yes, It
was. Her heart was affected, and
he was doctor, trying to see how
far the mischief had gone.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

d. Nagle, Of S8 Main street, sign
Of the mammoth boot, takes pleas.
ure In informing his friends and
the public generally that he has
Just received splendid stock of
the latest styles and best quality Of
mems, hoys' and youths' boots and
shoes; ladies', misses and child
ren's buttoned and laued CATERS,
sandals, etc, which will be sold at
the most reasonable prices.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
The Sensation Of the Day.

Lewis Bros have created q de.
cided sensation by selling those
elegant, high cut, Iadies' lace shoes
at 70 cents per pair, opposite the
Postoffice.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
II you want perfect fitting truss,
call on Heinzeman q Ellis.

Fresh shrimps Tuesdays, Fridays
and Saturdays; California and
Puget Sound oysters, 25 cents per
plate; Eastern oysters every sty le;
hot and cold lunches and all the
delicacies Of the season served op
the shortest notice at Congress
Hall, corner OF Main and Requena
streets. Boca beer, the best on the
Coast, always on hand, as we'll as a
full supply Of the best brands Of
liquors, wines and cigars. En-
trance to ladies' rooms on Requena
street.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
A Serious Cutting ARRAY.

A serious cutting affray took
place Ia the store of Lewis Bros,
opposite the Postoffice. about o
O'Clock last evening. The proprl.
etors of that we'll known house
have resolved to cut down their
prices to unheard of low figures.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
FOR SALE.

A beautiful BEE RANCH by the sea,
hve miles north of santa Monica; l20
colonies Italian bees In prime order;
honey house. tauks and extractors;
dwelling house and furniture suitable
for small family. The best .bee-f1eld in
the world and the finest climate In
America, Address. by post, JOHN cox,
Santa Monica, Cal. 1871
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

The Central Pharmacy Is the
cheapest place in town to buy
drugs, perfumerlss, soaps, patent
medicines, etc. Prescriptions care.
fully filled, from fresh drugs.
Preuss & Plroni, proprietors. Call
and save money.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
sucklen's ArnIca salve.

The BEST SALvr In the world for
outs, bruises sores, ulcers, salt
rheums fever sores, tetter, chapped
hADds, Ohilblaine, corns, and al
kinds Of skin eruptious. This
eAlve II guafanteed % give perfect
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

Please take notice: Any person
having pledges or collaterals at the
Star Loan and Broker Office, No. 4
Commercial street, will please re.
deem the same or pay accrued In
terest thereon within thirty days
from this date or they will be sold.
?. S.-Money loaned on all kinds
Of personal property. mr3otf
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

A number of desirable rooms to
let 1T No. Third street. The loca.
tion is accessible aud desirable
from every standpoint. TIE neigh.
borhood is good and the house Ia
barely Eve minutes walk from the
Court House.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
BRAN FOR SALE
At the LOS ANGELES MILLS,

The best known feed fer miloh cows;
will greatly increase the quantity and
quality Of the milk. Also, good for
horses, hogs, etc.
Old Depot, cor. CONNER cial and Also
streets. ml Inn
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
The best cough candy is found =,
Heinzsman 4 Ellis's.

r. Lindquist, merchant tailor,
No. 20 Spring street, is himself y
practical Gutter; and, having had
ample experience in San Francisco
and Los Angeles, knows how to
meet the requirements Of his Gus.
toners. He keeps q full supply Of
the best cloths constantly on hand
aud makes them up "upon honor"
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

II has been formally voted by .
part of the Rev. Mr.. Reuss's con-
gregatien a. East Saginaw, Mich.,
that he sc0lds too much.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
Chickering Piano for Sale.

An Upright Chickering Plano, nearly
as good a. new, 10 offered for sale at $3.50
little more than half the original price.
May be seen ct Wangeman's Music
Store. .fel8tf
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
wANTs-.LosT-FouND.
w anted.

A middle.aged woman, to do ch amber
work and take care OF children. Apply
at Herald office. mr18tf
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
Excursion to San francisco.

There Will take place shortly \
grand excursion 70 San Francisco.
Before securing your tlckees seouse
a. lmhesee 6evgalt> ~ pufohss-
~ y pale g lo<l6e 0ee Hx9poA lid
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

Clothes cleaned or dyed, then
mended and pressed and warranted
to look like new, at No. 8 Aliso
street.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

Hughes's Russian Baths. Lo-
Gated No. Is Main street, opposite
the Plco House. Gentlemen and
ladies attended to by persons of
their own sex.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
WAR DEPARTMENT, SIGNAL SERVICE,
us. ARMY.

Division Of kilograms and Reports for
the benefitof Commerce and Agriculture
Report Of observations taken at Los An.
geles, CAL, March Ia, 1881.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

Try the great Southern Liver
Regulator, for sale by Heinzeman
4 Ellis.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
Maraer WaI Sut.

Lewis Bros have murdered the
high prioes 20 long thattho people
" this county olllt roo>euteo eht
'ss' I
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
To Whom It May Concern.

The col0rist does dyeing and
securing at No. 8 Also street.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
Situation Wanted.

By m an and wife; the woman is .
good cook and the man can make 9 him
self generally useful about place. En-
quire at the White House. mrs 1w
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

Use Scott's Emulsion. Heinze.
man q Ellis.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

Preuss 4 Pironi are the agents
for the Holman and Lion liver pad
the Aver kidney pad for lame
back and female complaints and
Wrighrs luug pad for consump'
tion.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

Five. hundred dollars worth OF
secondhand clothing wanted at
No. 8 Aliso street.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
Misses CroWder

Announce to the ladies that they
have opened llrst-class dressmak.
ing establishment in the rear OF
Mrs. M. E. Parks millinery store,
Having had long experience in
Eastern cities they are prepared to
give such style and fashion as can.
not be had elsewhere. Call early
and leave orders. No. Is Spring
street, City Of Paris building, Los
Angeles. Cal. me I'm
See the COncolodor In his won.
derful transmutation Of cOlors at
the dyeing aud securing establish.
ment, No. 8 Also street.
At the Central Pharmacy you
can obtain the famous electric
razor and Russian leather strOp.
Mothers, try the Manx Feeding
Bottle. Heinzeman & Ellis, agents.
Secondhand clothing bought and
sold at No. 8 Also street.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
TO LET.

!. A SUNNY FURNISHED ROOM, with
board, near the centre Of the city. In
Quire at the Herald oftice. mrl8:3t
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
FOR sALE-FoR RENT.
FURNISHED ROOMS,

Pleasantly located and neatly furnished
TOILET, SINGLE OR EN- SUITE.
Corner Fort and franklin streets, one
block from POsto dice. d3ttf
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

Mothers, try the Manx Feeding
Bottle. Heinzeman & Ellis, agents.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
BUSINESS ENTERPRISE.

The HERALD STEAM PRINTING
...ousE makes . speciality Of Legal
Printing. Briefs, transcripts, etc.,
printed at low rates.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
LAND FOR SALE.

$40 ACRES OF LAND in the Ran
cho Las Cienegas. For informatien ap-
ply to JOAN kOBARTS, Rooms 3, 4 and
8, Mohr Block, Los Angeles City.
mr1l.lm
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

Secondhand clothing bought and
sold at No. 8 Also street.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
w anted.

BY young gentleman. q place In Or
chard and vineyard or nursery. to learn
no salary desired; references given. Ad.
dress.Js H., Herald office, ml2-Iw
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
Situation Wanted,

BY competent girl. to do chamber.
work. take care of children or assist with
housework. In city or country. Enquire
at No. Fort street. NILS
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
PREMIUMs..

Hev subscribers may have the numbers
Tor 1850 and 1881 at the price OF one yeor'e
suhsertption only.
TO any euoaeribers new or old, vo will
fuxntsh The Periodicals. for le7e at half.psiee.
All oldern 10 be sent to ne publication
o@ees 70 secure pssmtnus appls promptly
The LseaaFd Scott Publisk,,
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
For Sale.-.Price 5000, Cash.

A flrst-class, Seven Octave, Rosewood
PIANO; double round corners, elegant.
ly carved, full finished.
Enquire Of M nS, SLOVENIAN. San
Gabriel Mission. mr6.2w
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19
Two Furnished Rooms,

With board, at MRS. WHITNEY's "Tru.
man House," on Sixth street, a few
doors west OF Olive street. jl6:f
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-03-19

These are about HALF THE PRICES
charged blythe knglish Publishers.
Circulars giving the Contents Of the Peri.
odtcals for the year 1880, and many other
particulars. may be had on application.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13
Gen. Grants Wedding.

81 remember Grants wedding we'll,
said Mr.. Darby. ,"Old man Dent me-
me on Third street and asked me tc
come around, as Julia was going to bt
married to fellow named Grant. ]
knew Grant; so when l got home
asked my wife if she wanted to 60 to q
wedding.
"sWhoser said she.
s'Julia Dents, said L; she's going
to marry q man named Grant
al s'pose we might as well CO. Gays
she.
at wasn'tspuch of a wedding. A
Methodist minister performed the Gel
emony."
-aDidn't they have a wedding-tourT'
asked the reporter.
aWell, no; they didn't have any
money, and the walking in those days
wasn't very good; so they just stayed
ct home"
"Where was the Dent resldenceY
'Corner of Fourth and Cerre streets +"
"The way of it was," continued Mr.
Darby, "young Lewis Dent went to
West Point rs cadet. He there be-
came acquainted with Grant, and on
one of his vacations brought the future
President home 10 make q visit. He
thus became acquainted with Julia,
snd they we're shortly afterwsrd mar
ried.-St. Louis Globe democrat.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13

rPosdC flor the mount t clearly
whaT and
ddhion
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13
How the Sweet BY and By was
Written.

There was story that the popular
hymn, "The Sweet BY and By" was
the work of two men while drunk
Joseph P. Webster, who composed the
music, died several years ago. DIR. S.
Bennett, author of the verses, lives at
Richmond, Illinois. He says that the
charge of intoxication is untrue, tho
Webster was free drinker. The two
wrote hymn book in 1874, and "'rhe
Sweet BY and By" was one of the pie
ces jointly produced for it. The sug-
gestion came from chance suggestive
remark by Webster, who was habitu
ally desponden:, that all would be we'll
"by and by" Bennett at once made
the rhymes, and Webster brought the
music out of a fiddle, which was his
customary aid in composition. The
hymn book had its day, and is forgot
ten; but this one tune is put into every
new publication of the kind, and has a
sale of about 10000 copies year in
sheet form. DR., Bennett says that he
and Webster were not orthodox Chris
tians when the hymn was written, and
that he is now even less orthodox.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13
Tho Boy is Now We'll.

Crawford co, Pa, City OF TitusviIle.
There personally came Lena Weinberg, who,
being duly sworn according to law deposes
and says: That she resides in the City Of Ti>
tusville. No 8 East Spring street; that her son
was afflicted with the rheumatism so severe
ly that be was bedfast for eleven days and
that he got immediate relief within twelve
hours, from three doses of Wilson's Light
ming Remedy for Rheumatism; and that the
boy Yves attended during the time previous
by one Of the best doctors in the city; the
boy is now well and going about without any
pain. Mrs LENA WEINBERG.
Sworn and subscribed to before me this ID
day ofApril. 1880. J. B. d. CLARK,
For sale at Patterson's. oct6 Ct J.P
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13
The Horse-Thief Detectives.

The Colerain Horse-thief- Detective Asso,
citation held their annual election on the first
Saturday Of September, 1881, and elected
full corps OF officers, with twenty picked riders
ready to start In an hours warning There
is over one hundred members belonging to
this company, of Colerain's best citizens, and
the company is incorporated under the state
law. We mean business whenever ia be-
comes necessary. w. A. SHARON, n
D. BuspY, Sec'y. 9224t President.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13

Road and neha Of other charged the Duplicate of
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13

Matthew johnson says: "Ay feet, arms
end hands were badly swollen with Chronic
infammstery Rheumatism; very painful, ]
vas completely cured by taking Electric
Rheumatic Nerve Linimtnt 5 and drops q
day In Q little water; also bathing my should
ers twice . day, and after few applications
ID left my shoulders, then my hips and lastly
my feet"
gist, and 10 Diamond street, 1itusville, Pa;
90 and e5 cents bottle. Sold by druggists
k4-For sale at Patterson's, oct 2t
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13

Farm at Private Sale.

THE undersigned Offers Ct private sale his
/ IL farm containing 50 aeses, situated one
Loydtville road. fhe sop Il excellent with
Portable, with good stables and other out
buildings-w and Amhcv In abundance,
"a good orchard on the fasR-convenient to
church, school. and rsilrosd station. This is
desirable property 10 persos wishing q small
farm. But small part Of the purchase mon>
ey required in cash. Purchaser can have his
own time on back payments. 7.i ~ ol4 5
90 3ns) SID WM. NroHc1a.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13
PILES, NO CuRE. no Pan,

Persons suffering with Piles-no matter
how long or how badly-can be cured by
calling on me at the National Hotel, Sept.
26th, Oct. 24th, &c. No cure no pay. No
cutting. No tying. No pain. No detention
from labor, No operation on piles while pro-
truding. A radical and permanent cure guar
anteed. Over 10000 operations and not a
single failure to cure. Fistula Fissum, Ulcer
alton, &C., successfully treated. Consuta-
tion free.
(98 3ms) THos. ]. KIsNER. NJ. D.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13
POETRY.
What Life Hath.

Life hath its barren years,
When blossoms fall untimeiy down,
When ripened fruitage fails to crown,
The summer toll, when Natures frown
Looks only on our tears
Life hath its faithless days.
The golden promise of the morn,
That seemed for light and gladness born,
Meant only noontide wreck and scOrn,
flushed harp instead Of praise.
Life hath its valleys, too,
Where we must walk with vain regret,
With mourning clothed. with wild rain
Toward sunlight hopes that soon must
All quenched in plying dew.
Life hath its harvest moonsy
It tasseled corn and purple weighted
vine;
1Is gathered sheaves of grain, the bless
ed sign
OF plenteous ripening, bread, and pure,
rich wine,
Full hearts for harvest tunes.
Life hath its hopes fulfilled;
Its glad frnition, its blessed answered
prayer,
Sweeter for waiting long, whose holy air,
lndrawn to silent souls, breathes forth
rare,
Grand speech by JOY distilled.
Life hath its Tabor nights;
It's lofty mounts Of heavenly recogni-
ton,
Whose unveiled glories fash to earth
munition,
OF love and truth and clear intuition.
Haili mount of all delights.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13

HWells & Dent. Bridgeport, sell the
best cough medicine. They have conf
dence in it, and are willing to refund
tlIe'money IL 1t does no good. Ask for
Piso's cure for consumption. Price 25c.
and $f.o0. -
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13

WrDon't forget that Piso's Cure for
is promised in the directions, given with
each bottle. Always kept in stock by
Wells s. Dent, Bridgeport, o (2stf.)
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13

EAtT M'UND.-New York Fast Line daily:
entire trsin runs through rom Chicago Ia
and Baltimore Mall daily on L. e. & O. o. Div.
and Main Line; other Divisions daily except
Sunday, with through sleeper from Oolum bus
to Baltimore daily. Sleeping car from San
dn.,iay to Grafton daily except sunday.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13

r. h DRAKR, Esq, Detroit, has recovered
from a terrible skin humor, which cnvered
bis besd, face and hands, by using Cniicara
cure Soap externally. This Is good newA foe
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13

WEST RoUND.-ChIcago Fast Line Daily.
entire train runs through from New York to
Chicago; Sleepers attached. Chicago Mail
runs daily on Main Line and q. o. Division;
on other Divisions except Sunday; Sleeping
car from Grafton to Sandusky daily except
Saturday. Through sleepers from Baltimore
to Columbus daily. Other trains daily except
Sunday.
l. NJ COLE, @ Ia, Baltimore.
q LORD. q A, Baltimore.
w X REPPERT, Passenger Agent, Columbus,
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-10-13

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Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1881-02-18
THE sun FOR 1881.

Everybody reads THE SUN In the editions of this
newspaper Throughout the year to come every body
will ind:
L All the worlds news, so presented that the
reader will get the greatest amount of information
With the least unprof table expenditure of time and
eyesght The Sun long ago discovered the golden
mean between redundant fullnesS and unSatisfacto-
Iy brevity.
II Much of that sort of news which depends less
upon its recognized Importance than upon its inter
eSi to mankind From morning till morning THE
sun prints continued story of the lives of real men
and women. and OF tleir deeds, plans, loves, hates
and troubles This story is more varied and more
Interesting than any roance that was ever devised
III Good writing i'll every column, and FRESHNESS,
originality, accuracy, and decorum in the treatment
OF every subject
". Honest comment. THE SUNS habit to speak
out fearleSsly about men and things
V. Equal candor in dealing with each political
party, and equal readiness to commend what is
pralSeWOrthy or to reDuke what is bamable in Dem
ocrat Republican.
Vi. Absolute independence of partisan organiza
tons but unWaverng loyalty to true Democratic
principles. The SUN believes that the Government
winch the Constitution gives us is good one to keep
Its notion of duty is resist to its utmost power the
efforts of men in the Republican party to set up
other form OF government in place OF that which ex
list. They ear 1881 and the years immediately fol
lowing will probably decide this supremacy lmpor-
tant contest. THE Sun believes that the victory
will be with the people as against the Rings FIR mo
napoly, the Rings for plunder and the Rings for i'm
peral power
Our terms are as follows:
For the Daily SUN, a four-page sheet of twenty
eight columns the price by mail, post paid, is IS
cents month, or $3.50 a year; or. including the
Sunday paper, an eight-page sheet Of fiftySX col
umls the price is IS cents month, OF $40 year.
postage paid.
The Sunday edition of THE SUN is also furnished
separately at $l,20 year, passage paid
The price OF the WEEKLY SUM- eight pages, fifty
six columns 81 year, postage paid For clubs Of
ten sending $40 we Will send an extra copy free.
Address L w ENGLAND,
jan 7-6t Publisher OF The SUN, New York City
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1881-02-18
81 900 REWARD.
THE LOST LITTLE BOY

was about the size Of man: barefooted, with his
containing two railroad tunnels and a bundle OF
bung holes; he wore a nutton-chop coat with bean
SOUP lining he cross eyed at lie back Of his
neck; he was born Before his older brother his
thel being present on the occasion; when last seen
he was shaking hands with Dyer Wait. Esq with
intention of raising money enough tot
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1881-02-18
T. u n


ONLY ONE DRINK.--A gvod-natuIed
Griswold street lawyer, III DeJioit. left hls
Office unoccupled for an hour about two
O'Clock the other afternoon, and some OF
the jokers III the block went in and built
up rousing hot fire in his coal stove. lie
came back with his hat in his hand and
almost dead with the heat, and was met Oh
the stairs by q lawyer, who said: This IS
the hottest yet. The. thermometer IN my
room marks 12O Degrees" Don't seem
possible, though it's a scorcher," replle
the other, as he went to his room. He
threw down his hat, took off his coat and
began tanning himself; but The harder he
famed the hotter he grew. Two or three
LAWYERS came in and spoke about how cool
his room was compared to theirs, and
were greatly puzzled to account for It,
Several offers were made him to change
rooms. and pretty soon he grew ashamed
of appearing so overheated, and sat down
TO his table. In live minutes his Shirt COL
lar fell fiat, and in ten he hadn't any
starch in his shirt. The perspiration ran
about in every direction, and he seemed
to be boiling, when one OF his friends
looked in and remarked: "Ah! old boy,
[ envy you. You've got the coolest
room in the block" Say" said the law
ver as he staggered over to the door, I'm
going home. / never felt SO queer in all
nv life., While I know that the room is
cool and airy, I'm SO soaked and boiled
shat I can' lift hand. One drink OF
brandy wouldn't act that way On man,
would it2" ''That's just it, whispered
the other. Brandy always acts that way,
especially if you drink alone. You ought
70 have known BETTER 80 [ had-so |
Rad. Don't say word. to the boys-I'll
make it all right. l thought something
must all me. and l was a little afraid [
ewas going to be sent for. I'm glad it's
u,othing serious, III be back in two hours
us YOUR wife Democrat or Republi-
oan 2'7 asked one Rockland citizen of an
other in a store this morning. She's
NEITHER was the prompt response, and
then sIancing cautiously around and sink
,ro his voice to hoarse whisper he explain
cd ..she's Home-Ruler.
suooks went home the other night af-
a;cted with double vision. He sat for
some tine viii his sleepy gaze riVeted on
Mrs. Shocks, and then complacently re
marked, "Wtll, declare II you two gals
don't look 'nough alike to be twins.
A little boy in Georgia, who wrote to
Santa Claus for pony, was wise enough
to add: ssPoscrit. If he is mule Ples W
his hehine legs"