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, 1881-03-13
HuM0R.

Bosom companions-Studs-
The battle him Of the Republic Gen Grant
1 sheet and pillow-case party-Tho bed-bugs
Hard money is not hard to get when one has
= soft job.
Boarding house butter solves the question Of
"rapid rancid"
> The letter D is truly an old salt, having fol-
loved the for years.
The fellow made bad bull when he went to
steal squash and got gouru.
Kernseue oil will fuddlc as wei; as whisky
Anyhow it makes locomotives head light.
What is an island: 4 body surrounded BY
water. Give IN example: 4 boy III swimming.
Subscribers are coming in at the rate of
ffty per day. said au editor: and the rival pa
Eere1plaiaed tta. they were coming in 10 order
their papers slapped.
What are you dotng with that basin Of
water: Don't YOU know you'll wet your clea n
Tast;" said his mother. *'That's all right"
tad 6-year-old, as he threw II iucifer into
match"
Aaother feather in the cap of America, and Il
Wnnt nf our superiority in sealnansbip, While
ptoet nations, during the month Of january, lost
~ ndrtds uf vessels. we. according to he Boz
ss14 1s ]fritns, did not lose solitary one. But
1hen We are bowed iu sorrow when VIC learn that
!1ese Mese circumstances arse from the Same reason
saat white sheep eat more than blnck ones.
1nele are more Of them.-PucE.
Ynune Haysec1. knowing young fellow
nom the country, wns in town the other day
41d. k. "pu1 up at one the tirst-elass hotels
Atter Are dinner be stroled out to the Office, aud
pseklnE up toothpick from the box on the
olnce counter. used 1t vigorously on set Of to-
aacco- stained grinders, and then replaced it
safe1ully in the box. saying us he did So, Some
ielers would put tha. air silver ia their pocket
no KERR it away. but there haint nothing
mean about me. kin tell you."-Boston Com
, 1881-03-13

HOG PRODUCrS-Wers fairly active and very
much unsettled ranging higher early under the wide
spread belief thnr there going to be further ad
vance, and tunbltng back sharply when 1t wns found
that there were few buyers ut tho enhanced quota
willing 10 take hold, und the consequence
doing, with more steadinesS liverpool reported the
unusual advance OF Is I'd in lard and Is In meats,
while the lpcl hog market was hrmer. but there
too much tun offered here By prominent parties who
satisfied to take In good round profit unt run
the chance OF being able to Ket In agnIn at lower
figures The nckng OF this city date since the close
OF February Is estimated at only about LUZ hogs.
against lbJ0j for the time In l3s1 and s50 for
do In 1T.
MESS PoRK-.Advnnced 11lc per brl. declined Soc
md closed 5c below the lnttsl prices Of Frduy Sars
bfls A! u *i5:s!5 Is iioU bris seller May 1t
und .5J brls seller June Mt $l557&. To
tai. J3tlo brls. The market closed steady, *5.J1
asked for round lots Spot seller the month fi54A
l.ARn-Advauced TIC per l09 lbs declined 59senac.
and closed Tic below the latest prices 0f Friday.
Sales were reported Of 2,5D tcs spot at $h5UalUG;
5UD tct seller april ut sloN tu 70; seller
May y stQHtsi0s5; ;,,50 tcs seller June nt slo.;AS
tes seller the year <G2y@ nln Total, f6,u50
The market closed steady, tlY50llD55 for ronhd
lots spot seller the month, $il55GSl15r seller
April, and i Sl'65sl061'@ seller May
MEATSS-Declined aoont loc per 10y lbs on mid
ported OF p0u' its shoulders s5 spot and seller
april nr1d $5D seller May: s. boxes do ut t. 10 spot
1O pcs green hams 6 bs} At SC: H. m lbs short ribs
A. s. x: S:tpur'hs do nt S7sE7s7ts seller April and
were as follows ut ? O'Clock for fu,l-cured unless
otherwise specified:
, 1881-03-13

The lending produce markets were moderately
active Saturday, and irregu1ar. AL were higher
ar about the opening Of business, and all fell OF
later, then ruled stendy. Grain simply lost the
advance Of the previous afternoon, while pro-
visions did not stop till thoy had gone past that
point. The weather was bad, with news Of au-
other severe storm raging in the Northwest.
But 1t was thought good time to sell, aud SELL
ers preponGerated, though it Wis scarcely true
fas once rc1narked} that "morc was sold than
was bought" Mess pork closed &c lower ut
sl5.47A115.5O for April aud $l5.6oh@l5 for
Mny. Lard closed 7Hc' lower at $1055Qt 10. .;;7ls (
for April und s1n5eGD10.071s for May. Short ribs
closed t0c lower ut S7.S71:17.90 for May. Wheat
closed 1sDAc lower, at S1.001s0l.0Ol4 for April
and sl.OfslG11.04H for May. Corn closed steady,
at 3Sikc bid for April and 42Ac bid for May.
Oats closed steady ut about @J3sc for regular,
3lkc for gilt-eagco; April, :94c; May, 33ssc: and
June, 33Ac. Rye closed firm at Csc for gilt
edged No. 2, 03c for April, and S1.0014 bid for
Muy. Barley closed firm at Sl.d5 for No. cash.
sic for No. i, and SOC for No. 4: No. 3 for April
sold at SIC. Hogs were active and stronger MT
S55U@5,S0 for light and ut $5+0@G.}e for heavy.
Cattle we're steady at $2.'586.00 for poor to
extra -.
Dry goods wus reported in fair demand, with
no important tluctuauon in values. Buyers are
not very numerous as yet, but the number now
ono"a u''s 1"oteaao' 49, 49, usN' 1e" oi'.
n[e e1pecteu 10 re w.. "1Acu luetease :"
tne solu'nc ol sales' oo'.s 'o "ese quot-
eo qulee anu s.eaoy' nuoue1 so'os coi't'hue "
meet Win "oef.1i uea'auo: "uo' as lug u'arAe1
- parc " s'ocA' tulls 4u'o - aio oenE real
41cu. w 4'np"4'an' eao - 49, '"es W al"p4o
and fancy groceries were noted, though there
was q very firm fCcsing both In sugnrs and cof-
fees. Trade was quiet SO far MS new business
was concer"ea' t.'o"en euA0u1A7 1s," "as oo'ils
III tno way oi n4''1i3 o'ei o.ae'e. nuteeF aHo
cneeso "eso Ill su''u feNluess ~ eus'aeu pr'ees'
Drloo lru'ls y, ai'o ''Sn "ets A.so,"ot he'.e anu
urn. 1nerc WIS u aun .naiNcs lor o's' ana
p,'ees ~ culpoa tooA - 10 .o ~. a.. ueet.u1ns
i1ae11c' i41'''Ao 10 ~" .i 49, " oe' o'1o" "u!1o
, 1881-03-13

Special Dispatch to Tic Chicago Tribune.
HosroS. March c.-rhe local money mar.
ket is easter: One bank today day. RECEIVED re sl5u,Wo
hand Monday. Business discount Is about 5tz
per cent. At the Clearing House the rates were
and 9 per ceut. The gross EXCHANGES woro
Exchanges Tor tho weck, 81, 011,777; balances,
81, 1,3CG,Sl0. =,
rho stock market was dull and generally
tercst among the railroads. and. OH large buying.
chiefly IN anticipation Of the annual meeting,
sold up to IS. and was very Strung at aa advance
dusky from :6,& to ~: Philadelphla. washing
ton s Baltimore it, to III: Little Rock Il, to
64:5; New York y New England l, to 81; Union
Fn4 preierrei deciaed T. to :oeu H. Faan IN 10 e.
15a; Rutland preferred i, to 2osl; Boston s. Al
pany *. 70 169.
dealt in at gradual advances from IS to Soy.
Pueblo i Arkansas Valley is advanced 4, to
III: Little Rock first IS e, to u2h; Burlington
s Missouri IS declined from 90 to ssA. Otners as
before.
TO the Uestern Associated Press.
Boston, March u.-Stocks closed as follows:
Wa.er.Powsr:..,.. mA Gn; hnn;; cleys..... sSz
ks:Sn !s:tSn sss as!s<" rass;ie M
hecslsan he:sGa u 4opsia 3 K f. smith S =
Boston n Albany. lis 10 4 L. {. common 80. Il
GSis. GSseq b. S SEsis;fsd
LONDON. March ELL 30 a. .m.-Consois. money,
90 1916: account 99 l5-1G
LONDON. March E.-Bar silver is quoted ut
Gi1d per ounce.
LoSroS. March 1e.-Consols. 90 1916; account,
90 1916.
As. Hits.
Rntroad securities-1llinois Central 1871;
Pennsyivania Central. 6s; New York Central
152; Eric, 491s: do seconds, 1G5 Reading, :1;as.
PARIS, March E.-Hentes, S5f 40c.
, 1881-03-13
A VISION.


FnY Ths Chicdqo Tribune
Twas hut glimpse. q feeting trace,
ANA ret thought. How wondrous fair
aee modelled beauty Ut that face.
eel on By wealth of golden hair!
49ose q es Of blue, wherein the light
~ ta merry flashes seemed to dancet
An: NO betide the luckless wight
mo feu captive to that glauceU
anose lips. like full blown rose In hue
.out eweeter far than ever rose1,
osvmed elist'ning with mystic dew
1nat In the sunlight sweetly glows:
fHlug guardians of the pearls
- 1t'se wEiteness WED with driven SHOW
Hqi least Of all the treasured spoils
much bountaous Nature did bestow.
e1ea checks! Full-round as ripened peach:
r. tuilke: the peach, we're firm. nut mellow;
- eeauty, twould appear that each
vas but rival Of its fellow.
"nod think Of asking more than this
snare Of this worlds treasurer
NY ~ 1hink OF seeking further bliss
waen dlied to such nleasure2
~a4eAGo. Feb. II, 1851. L. H. MASsBACH.
, 1881-03-13

a..ssss from Tunis report TINT the sudden
aochten the greatest saint ia that city, sheik et
Etssu' has caused universal regret. Sheik eli
MI nGesen belonged to famiiy sacred to Mussul-
PrsrSss ana was u direct descendant of the
H. ltftsst. .st. Durtng his lifetime he scarcely ever
fha rS as quarter in which he lived. He stept on
ESn,9 Nv OF his house. and refused the gifts con
iertiny fent him BY the ncishbortng Arabs ron
no,h,rgn himself with the simplest fare He wure
hsrahs8 out g Foolen shirt, and always went
tn Sa.saded. He spoke rarely. His ,nania was
hrnSiea1 Sie1d4o.tsa 4a.a houses. Every now and then he
pIese ~ n.o ; some house In his quarter, using a
mai mai u iron. and the house he touched was i'm
cama catsis ss abandoned BY its inhabitants. and be-
prnnr,a,s nv pf,perfy, the Bey indemuifrine the
Frn, rn,tte'el te When be visited the Bey the latter
fe,s,sun ae hey never bestowed even on his own
biz hiIS wons. Directly be WINS dead the Arabs sent
sa sa not keep it for himself but divided It, and
ion tse ~ % the First Minister, retaining por-
anaoor ,oe II ntmself, and dividing the remainder
1eic. ps'sons entitled to receive The precious
, 1881-03-13

Veil, Shnitzer again brcbared der shdofc as he
vas do before.
So he could safe some expenses Of funeral by
bis door;
But while he watched der burnin' flame, shpirit
dhere appeared
From out der ehnoke,-t1was his dead frow,--
MOly Hoses, he vas shkecred!
Und to dis mans dot shpirit shpoke, und der
lnngwage vnt she said
Vas fall ubon bis hardened heart like Goals SO
hot nit red:
"Milwaukee Shutter, der tay will comed yheu
you must pay der due
Vat you vas owe der Iuyfels all vhen dhey will
krcemate you.
For many tays you snure vas been mean, be-
ntlriou9 man.
Und to safe couble tollars, too, you vas loose
yuost half shpan
Of habbincss init q lodng frow, und kinder dot
would grow,
Uud make dot life more rich by you lhen all dot
golt you show.
Poor ShniHer got excited now. und great big
trops Of shWeat
Vas shdart all out bis face und hands, like
fever vat he get.
He know dot words vas yoost der troOt, as der
air vas gittn' hot;
He see der tuyfe1S vis ready dherc to kreemate
him on der shpot;
, 1881-03-13

So he throws him Ia der kidchen-shtofc, uud glts
der tire poke, eN1o
Und, when be mikes der griddles on. der dwin
turns into shmoke. ' 0"A@1
OFT Shnitz was proud nit dot resnit ,,n1 a,,oa
him full nit joy AAN A''s"
To snw how veil dot fire yas work IN lroor,o+,,
dot leedle boy:
Und he vas habby like der deuce rhea he dinks
of der expense, ~ @''A
For, rhen he counted out der cost. he finds DIR
sefen cents. WY
Iwould radder hafe tousnnd tollars in mine
pocket-book yoost now
Dheu oxberience such q teetin' once like Mil
walkee Shutters frow;
Most efry ray her feadures told dot she yas rer-
tin dhin.
Und soon must add some fuel more to der fire.
dot burned der lwin-
How gwcer dot vas-shtlilI 1t vas true-der fea1-
ures sometimes shpeak,
Ind told us all about Something's dot efcu der
heart tIon'd teuk.
D~as Of der outside. yoost by her heart, most
efry one did said.
Vas WITS der matter NIT Shnitzer's frow, und
der reason she go DEAD.
, 1881-03-13

the market became lrmcr, and IN advance of i
to ~ was recorded, Nashville s. Chattanooga,
Reading, and Chesapeake s. Ohio leading the up
ward movement Subsequently Nashville &;
Chattanooga reacted and the general list Il to
II, the Inter Reading. During the afternoon
the market again became firm; apd prices sold
up Il to ~, Chicago, st. Louis s. New Orleans
and st. Paul being most prominent il the i'd
vance. In tho LAST hour there WAS little moro
activity. purchases Of stock having been made
u report that the Treasury will next
week buy $l0, ,UD In bonds. That there will
be Treasury purchase OF bonds Is not unlikely,
but it IS doubted whether any such amount will
be takcn- The action of Secretary Window in
deciding against the return Of greenbacks to
the National. banks is cordially Endorsed by
bankers and brokers.
The Mexican National Railroad Patmer suilt-
ynn Company to-day contracted with two PENN
sylvania firms for 100 locomotives and 5O00
freight-car 10 equip tho rnad from Laredo to"
the City of Mexico and Manzenila, the Pa
citic Coast This Is said to be the largest single
contract ever made for rolling stock in this
country. Tho Company also. contracted for suf-
ncient forty pound steel rails to lay 1000 miles
Of track with the necessary sidlngs.
TrHnSuHffnns Nf3 ON H1urfc.
, 1881-03-13

NEW YORK.
NEW YOuK, March l.-Governmerts weak
for Is and IS, and strong and higher for Is and
41<s. j
Railroad bonds we're dull but firm.
State securities were dull.
The stock market WAS dull At the opening
prices generally showed decline, and spccula-
Hon was unsettled in tone. At the First Board
, 1881-03-13

AN Francisco. Cal. March 12.-FolloW1nR are
COMM ERCIAL,

The following were the receipts and shipments
Of the leading articles Of produce in this city
during the twenty-four hours ending MT q clock
Saturday morning and for the corresponding
time q year ugO:
, 1881-03-13

The following Is the usual weekly bank state-
crease, $973.o0o; 1cga-tcudcr, decrease sses 600;
deposits decrease, S. ia 800; circulation. In
crease, $1,000: reserve, increase $3f4 ,750. The
banks now hold $417, 400 In excess Of their legul
requirements.
Money market easy at 4G5 Prime mercantile
paper at 5GG.
demand, 4Slk.
, 1881-03-13
An Artists Dctfnlt Uemand.

London Pnnch-
Aunty-AAnd now. how nnny" sfttngs shall
you require of my niece, Mr.. Sparks!' Our Art
ist "a mudel but most intlammablc youth}-"Oh,
not more than thirty, forty. or perhaps fifty
we will say sixty if you like: or scycslty-at MI
events eighty Or ninety at the utmost, Or
In fo,lr!' Our Artist" No:-dil really though?
All, but j can see Mt Il glance that your necc's
expression will be particularly difficult to catch,
you kn0w!f
Dyspepsia. biliousness, nervousness, and mis-
erubleness, all cured with Hop i}itters.
, 1881-03-13

western Union new stDck-Opcned. S1a; highest.
81; lowest 6ut1: closed, ST.
Government bonds were steady. in Chicago,
the District Of Columbia 3.d5s we're l0s1s bid and
1G5& asked; the IS were 1l3 and 1l3N; the
4As. ul!& and l115s: the IS. 1O0as and 10lA; and
the IS. 1o.'s and 1Gn1:. At the close the Is and
AS we're Il higher, and the IS and Is a shade
weaker.
Foreign exchange WIS weak Sterling posted
rates, 4so1+ss1l.- For stxty-day commercial bills
forprompt delivery. .475q5+7T:. For three weeks
delivery. 477@47sE. Si1ty-day commercial bills,
prompt delivery On Havrc, 531zs1531A. Bor-
deaux, 53l3sG531I. Sixty-dny commercial bills
IN Antwerp, deliverable prompt, we're 5:3,k0
63l3. Bankers bills on Germany were a}t for
sixty days and 94:s for demand: ninety-day
prompt commercial bills, 9.15Gt93 Stxty-day
commercial, delivered prompt. 93cL93 = u; samc,
delivered in three weeks B,4@93as. Bankers
suiders on Holland were 39,s for sixty days and
39l< for demand: sixty-day commercial was -.
Shippers exchange on New York was 40c dis
count
Chicago bankers reported business light.
Country orders for currency we're moderate.
New York exchange sold between banks ut $50
50c per 5000 discount. Loans were In moderate
4Ar.r
, 1881-03-13

.HsIe:s f. voca1ists, public speakers recommend
Fixes Toothache Drops cure sea inonc maf ,,tn,ts
, 1881-03-13
SHNtTZER'S KREEMATION.

For The CHICAGO Tribune.
Milwaukee Shnitzer had some drafts dot vos
peculiar und oxcendrick,
Which by his head in shWOlien bumps did bron-
intly 0utshdick:
Der befroutest one vas raise shwell more big
ger as der rest,
Which blainly told otShnitzer had atightness of
der chest.
Old Shnitz vas rich nit bonds and shdocks,
seekurtdies und gold,
Which cfrs ufic by his pillow Under, dhcy care
FULLY vas rolled;
Dhen he'd lay awake der whole ntde out--not a
nloutful would he shleep,
For he vas lofe to hear der bonds draw iuderest
dot vas shteep.
Now it don'd vas argument dot Shnitz, init meat
dree hoOntert pound.
Which hung ubon his hefy sides, behind, befront,
Could ere: experience frightened chest Of dot
mean, bcuurlous kind
Vat shgweezcs ub der heart so shmali, leading
Noting but der rind:
But deli you pooty near der troot yoost now
bis bumps vas shpcak all right
Milwaukee, ShnitZer vas der mcaucsr man dot
efer drew tlarIitc:
He'd RAIDER shtarf for 1oat Of wood dhen
5hpenh 4 cent for bread
To keeb his family from frcezin ub-aot's vat bis
olt troW said
Now Shnltzer had dwo shmall childs. one bigger
rs der odder.
Und dhcy bote did look so close toRedder you
couldn't told one from fodder;
But der ebizQOdick coined dot Vay, unl
sbnntchcd ub der infant shild,
Which made der ult man frandick Yonce, und his
frow nit sorrow Wild.
, 1881-03-13
BY TELEGRAPH:


| FOR EIGN.
| Special Dtspateh to I7< Chicago Tribune.
/ LIVERPOOL, March E-11:D q, m.-FLoun-No. l
lis: No. 2 81 lid.
spring. No. l. as ID; Noa s. Sd; white No. Sd: No
Us: club. No. us 1ol; No. ? @ Sd. Corn-Ncw, &
| sgd: old is 616d-
Pnov1sloSs-pork. Gas Lard, SIS.
LIVERPOOL March 1l-l:30 p. m.-PRovIsIoS5-
Bacon-C. C. dull lis Cd long clear STEADY ut AIS
| short clear armer at 4as I'd. La1d-Prlne Western
hsmer at SIS.
LONDON, March 1e-pETRoLEuM-Renned. MA
ibid
LISsEEp o11-1is id.
TALLoW-Ftne American. :9s ID.
ASTWEHr, March E,-Pctroleun, 2l53f.
LIVERPOOL, March observation-disclosures and fiat
ut 63-69G14d; sales G.u bales; speculation and ex-
port, l00o American. 4.gal.
PnovIs1oxs-Amcrican lard. 55s. bacon-long
clear, rs; short clear, 4ss 6d
Tne folio" lIs we're received br the Chicago Board
tlyEMroo1. March l..-wheat not much doing;
ceTnSot o nsh a22as A,aercan mixed 5
rork sss; Lard drmer: ana Is Cd Higher At u.s. Ba-
+ higher. at HIS td Tallow. s, Cheese. ss Cd. Beef
..LoSpoS. March 12-L,vEnroo1-wbeat Inactive:
;V;sa,iy G9rn none odsred. careoes On passase@ @
NEW YORK.
NEW YORK, March l2-EoTroS-Quiet and 1n-
changed futures barely steady; March, lO.5c April
!059eAay, 1a7yc: June, l94a8c: july l2ssc; August
1nc September, lD.5ac; October. 1o2sc: Noyerapcr
1ulsc; December l0.lSc
FLouR-l1onvy: receipts. Z3,001 hgls: exports Il 900
hrlS super State Western, 3H9 i0O common to good
extrn S25SaN: good to choice, s5UGak,75; white
~heat extra. Sa0}gitD: extra Ohio, S425esG75; St.
1.ouis, si'>ii;5 Minnesota patent process *G5H9sn.
GMAlS-M hent-Stron2: receipts. IS ,M0 tn; exports
". D. *iaF4SL3iA in store; sIs::, i;.:E sioat:
SA red. s;cP. SS *s a . ADPi, SS do sfs?
MAa{ slD@lai: Sora1;~Fnizly a; active and shade
nasd Rasa: 5ssses ~ 's s: stasst t ~ e:
~ aS 5se Nnr ~ sA!GFe: AEe No; = Mafcn st@S April
SS; s %ssss9s s"s i1ss e. & 1siis g. g.
uAY-Quiet but aru. ~
Eastern and Western, ls4c; New YORK State. la@
loss ike; JOB o1s lpa@lc safarbeaad n edf9s III
unl market tirn; fair to good reclining, 7Jl9a75xc
M2ltsscs quiet and unchanged. Rice steady, with
., rETHMoLkuM-nnll; ~ United. SIC; crude. 7@sAc: re-
TAil0w-Stcady: With fair demand; 64ag5c
TEnrEST1SE.steady ut sGhc,
EGGS--FIrlu: 1setlS56r.
so5s nasn9s ana lilo Grand sh middle
WooL-~Stendy. wiih fair demnud: domestic fleece.
Sses5c: pulled. 2lG45c; unwnshed l4s3tc Texas lAS
PRorIsIoSs-Pork enste.; old mess, <l5o5@1a75:
nrn,; long clear ndd'es. ssGo; short clear, s3,00
nUrrEN-Quet: llet:slc-
CnEEsE-Qufet but nrm; l09Io4c
quef iasys sH ro hsT sd
wouk; Scotch: xmsriean, stss59zc; RussIs
shsesetine lasl5c Nails, cnt. S1usa1v; c'iach, sa@
, 1881-03-13

chicago. Nurltnxton 4: Quincy Ka,,rcas.
For asaps, I1me-Tables. Sleeping-Car Accomn,od,.
nrinks Express Office, foot OF lndE1na-ay> GrEf
8entfat Dsp9t. Canat and Sixteenth-stsr raim~rr ~
, 1881-03-13

1uc SHlue Oh IHE sd1es u 1t'cul d11u H1sCe1H"
nenus securities on the Chicago Stock Board for
the week ending March l. were limited 10 $40,-
4eSTo. For the previous week. $26l ,096.
, 1881-03-13

wabash, 1t. Louis d Pnclnc Railway
depot corner SteHnrr ana Avcheravs crweuty-tntrd-
A., ATcher-AV cars via Stase-st run 70 the depot
, 1881-03-13

Special Dtspateh to The Cateooo Tribune
BOsroS, March l2.-1u mining shares Calumet
& Hecla declined from 2ssS to rs; Brunswick
Autimony y, to Is; Duncan e, to 3$s: National,
Il to IL; Quincy x, to 81; Silver Islet l, to 30
Atlantic advanced Il, to 141s; Copper Falls Il,
to H.
20 the JVtstern Assoctdtt1 Presx
BOSTON, March 2.-Afiniug stocks closed MS
follows.
, 1881-03-13

yDaily. "Daiy except sunJuys
SorE-Puman Sleeping Cars from Chicago to IT.
Lons, Kansas City and Peoria ParIor bay Coaches
with revolving chars Chicago St. Louis lnd lis-
G!tninR Chafr Sleeping Cars Chicago Hannibal md
Kansas City. No change Of DAY Coaches Chicago 20
81 Louis OF Kansas CITY.
, 1881-03-13

~ Al! Mnnesota trims run via Milwaukee, Ticket.
9oro faul and Minneapolis S~1d either vtn Msd-
tson and Prairie du Chlcn. or via Ia Iroase Winuns
, 1881-03-13

oOteawn.Strea.ork Ga1esburg FL
hNebEaska Express. ss..,...,,.....-
tl>nhuque + Sioux City Express
hmboy, ttnck Falls Il Sterling Tx
bl'actac Fast Express. ...,.,,,..
bkai1sas, Colorado s. Texas Ensi
Aurora Sunday Fnssenger....-..
6AufotA Fas<enEcr.....,, ...
bMendota. uttnwu j. St Louis Ex
hlstteklord & Freeport Express. D..
btnEuTa PASSENGER. er.......,..,,,..
Ga urslra !'as:enger...............,
oisnrnra fasseueer.........,...,..
cD.s 1foincs, t)tnn!Ia Il Iit,c,,in
Night EInress. ..,,.
eIe1as Might Express. ...,...,.
chn1l+ns City 4 St. Joe Might I:x.
2trceport h Dubuque Express. !.
Theatre TTain-Wesl, .k sat on1v
, 1881-03-13

corresponding Week lust yeAF. |s.5E4.SG t324l2
Wabash IS sold ut 95. On the Chicago Stock
Board there were sales Of Chicago City Is, 5000
ut 1021:; Chicago, Burlington &; Quincy Is. 5000
ut Sc: 5000 ut BIZ; $500 at 91ss; 5000 at 91z.
The following quotauons were made:
, 1881-03-13

You didn'd vas heard some yagon-dracks nor
see some horses feet,
As moofcd along i'll front your door procession
ul, der shtrcct:
'Dwas shnitzer und his vecpin' frow, NIT der
SOLITARY dwin,
shlowfully vaikin der graveyard out to bury
dhcir dead one In.
But soon der dead onc vas ferIot, und der OK
benses WIS reckermempered too.
Ut1d all chalkpd dawn On Shutters mind, ytch
dhiiy bigger grew: ...
He recktnlcmpcrcd pooty veil how high ub vas
der cost
To make dot funeral for dot boy, der one he
lndely lost;
Uud for many days his vanderin mind vas
dinkin OF some Intentions
Dot woull safc expenses in all tings, from loose
ness to constipation;
But how. dinks he. dem expenses safe In dis
possl of der dead:
Vas vasser goot to burg 'em in, or fire der ting
fn3htead?
und so on shnizer soliloquized, nit vasser und
nit lire.
Dill nc vas more ubhil In mud as he vas IN der
mfrc:
But when der oldest, odder dwin vas dookin' sick
OFT Shuitz determined in dis case dot fire should
first been tried.
, 1881-03-13

q naily. Daily. except SUNDAY. eD4lly, excaos
saturday. dDal}y. except MondaT:
.ThscnTo. milwaukee i: st. FpuI Ens1xraI
n~tmIatdse| Depor. corner Clinton and Cnrre1;~
~. Iseket Offices, u t;lnrk-st., Palmer House
, 1881-03-13

Milwaukee Fast Mali,
Mil lHaukee s. WuuKeshs Exurcss
MilHaukee, ST. Paui t Atinue-,
Apofls Express trains.
Green Bay. MenasAa. and .Ap-s
.Pleton Express rnins,
Milwaukee, Madison. Prnirie tu
ChteD, lows, and DnkQta Er
Stevens Point and Ashland 49,.
Mt1wauk kse, Madison, and PEairie
uu CHEN Express. ....,...,,......
Libertyvtllo Accommodation.
Elztr F1sHenger,.. ,,..
dubuque = Cednr I<1plds Exprea4
EtEtn i Kirkland Pass. fttaijTl
E-dn Special Fast Express ,....,.
, 1881-03-13

kaasaa C1tJ, E3euyer i Puebto|
kansas L.zJ, Santa Fe i DenTerl,
81 Louis, springfield j. Texs
mobile y New Orleans Express =. i
f. Louis, springfield y Texas. -, 4
faoria, burning Faat Express.. i
ton + kcokuk Ix. via theuoa
{'ekfn i Peoria Ex. vim Juliet
Streatur. Lnccn, Wnsu n9I'n Er, +
Joliet s. dwight Accommodate LOU /
, 1881-03-13

Chicago d Alton.
cnion Depot West SIDE. corner canal and Tan 9.
ren-st- near Van BurRu-sk brlu<9t Ru1 THenty
thiru-st Ticket Offices, ut Depots, - South Ciatx
st-. Grand Pacific Hotel and Palmer House
, 1881-03-13

Lake Ehore d nlch1xnn Houtaern Railway
Ticket or1cea u de2:. Van no!en,ssr bead & 1s -
auu freight Office under Sherman House and lc<ss
uttcrs Iii the ruud Pncnc HuttI and Faimef Iouaa+