davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1881-03-30
INNtt4NATioS.

BERLIN. March av.-Mnc[t Indignation IS
felt lIcrp ut tho Cruwn Princess being sub
]ectcd to MI anonymous letter OH
Sunday. stating TINT the Crown princu
would full victim to Nllltlist ven.
gcanco at tile st. Petersburg funeral.
Sunday was tho second anniversary Ut tho
death Of her third SOIL, Walle,nar, ind. ac-
conpnnicd BY her children. she wentt0 Pots
ttnm to attend service In Frietlensk1rcho,
wlicru her son WIS buried. 1ieturn-
ing III tho cyGmIng, shc received q tela-
grain from thu Crown Prince, falsifying
tho prophecy. Tho matter will form tho
subject Of comment i'll tho Imperial Parlla-
l,les,t IN Wednesday next, when tho mollso-
rial OIL tho Socialist Inv comes up for discus
ston. Gerlnnny Is seriously intent upon
coming to Rona international arrangement
for committing tho growing dangers Of soclai-
ism aru Nihi!ism.
AN ENrLANATIOS.
1p tAe 1gtstsri A.saeiatsd I'rtss.
1.oSr6S, 3lnrcll aD.--A dispatch from ner-
lin to tic I'tHacs says TINT tho letter sent to
tic Crown Princess Victoria, declaring tllnt
the Crown Prince Frederick William would
DO murdered during tho ceremonies ut st.
Petersburg, was probably concoctcd In q
spirit Of cruel leyity, but. pending scaFcl! for
lis auttior, It wifi doubtless forn, subject OF
comment In the llctchstag OIL Wednesday,
when tho Memorial laws will bo discussed.
Meanwhile 1t Is persistcntly stated TINT Rus
ain t1l1 Germany intend bringing to the no
tico Of the European Powers tho spread Of
revolutionary principles and proposing some
common means for combating tho evil.
MEASURES AGAINST NEGlClDl:s.
Nearly all ut tho Russian Ambassadors arc
now here, and there Is SONIC truth In tic
statement that they wilt bo Instructed OH
their return to their various eapitals to nrgo
to tho utmost the question Of combined
measures against regicltlos.
IN LONDON.
LONDON, March .o.-The Government Is
Freiheit for tho article approving rcglclde.
4 MENACE TO LITTLE swlrzE,iLAsD.
BERLIN, March og-On proposal OF Count
Won Observation-Disclosures, Vice-rresldcnt
OF tho Council and Minister of State, n
conference was held to-day under tho rrcs1-
dency Of 1lerr Fries!cntl1al. comprising menl-
bers Of all tho Parliamentary groups except
tho Socialist Democrats, to DISCUSS tho OK
pcdicncy Of calling upon tho Government to
take measures to nyort tho tiangers to public
security from tho use Of explosives. The
question was also mooted whether 1t would
not bepossthlo to restrict tho right OF asylum
| In different States 50 rs to prevent Its abuse
by foreign reyo!utIontsts.
THE AUSTRIAN "Io1sDs%n
V1ESyA, March a0.-'rho Upper House Of
the 1seiclsrat!l to-dny met for tho first t1lno
snce the death Ut tic Czar. The President
| expressed his nbl,orrenco Of tho crlnlc n1ltl
his coincidence witt, Alexander Ill. Its re-
| 1.arks wero warmly nppfaudod.
THE MANSION HOUSE.
, 1881-03-30
fsfnlkItalbb,

Bit. Gladstone, says Idabourhtso In tho Loulon
IHilh, now weAIA u black akutl cup In tue lIDuso
Ut G0inultMl4. Th!a aoslowhAt aKus htul, hut,
thIuk, improves tlla Appearlnu:. I Ali AtEri.i.
huWegSr that his recent AcsiatAt greatly shuuk
, 1881-03-30

,.,.. ~. .,,. ~. ...,,~ ~.
AuIH" " .AHse t"t seh@cHHee-h cTe
Ftbto Midnight Experience at tho
Eooae-Entt OF a IIopc-Onc Of the Ex-
'o"s'o"eF" r..,.r',t, ,nrre"tsn. t'.sIt<x. ,,,,,,
Yesterday afternoon ] l'Sh orI!''n. negro, was
mi,tra ave years axo, and thoroso Is appc1''lo'A
be o.,r. II is told by John Grilin, eolurca ror-
trr Of tho now Southern ifotel. and II Cu,trftr-
Journal reporter, who callssl upon John lust
niaht. lcarned Il aIi N ,etatl' crlif not the
oha hFsessee'' out LUG porter. ~ b'eek' "eH-tN4
!, an nest.looknu fellow md t ns ctn,,oyur u
I'll rrricn, 10 wiling tn v,,,cn for wba.nx"r hr
.., H''e'' - "''''Ae ~ WIZ" XVI "1A'o's' ~
working Tor Mr. Curry at tho reservoir, hau!.uv
einy, carrying brick. md DONG most "nytnlns
WIS 1''u 70 ao. 1hete "as lot " otner he,
groes at work thore besides myself an'!
Henry ZONES: Late one a1ter1soon J Ga1t
to rc. I rsaSy tur @ supcr IIor @ t UI,i ~ o W W lived
.c,. on s,t1 ~. so',,eIv rn ~ haI M .1 ty., i s,,ts
oe'osn ~" aa'u ""a oso.o" :" e'@' Nv,
Of clothes from hli'i. Hs nskch mo i ha'i
ssan nl'ytr'dy Eotnx insn l.ls ethtn, anl tuta
houses etld asked thor! e they had sacn my
tntns @ q the k!ta; "nu tnoy aii to!t & h'I' !n9
sam9 tnat ta, I'LL ~ st ~ s"n,e & luck 70 y
nie', thc gharse, an' Gr!tln Eot ,n,'!. n length
on en ,aS. tsI md % Ss iii sht toi'aws % iii ~ % ::
for ~ hour Or such m1tter, but they Ut lenEth
xot the lest q NJ. was otd!y hcutci oycr
the henA and shut twicc; unse - LILO !tE
up kfs shsrt-secyc, uxppsinK hts right hr.n,
la!! went In he remarked. .'af,d there's t1o
buliet Win tn!s tle strgtch9a tue skln tlEhtly
, 1881-03-30

u. AtIlath. the uiItor Ut tho i41aru au Lutor,ll,
xyt.a an luter,,atLug ACCOUNT VI ha adventures
in eotnpany with Capt. Jnrls aud Lieut. Vlylor.
Tho hallOO1, which stArtt4 frOn Nleo u lAO
, 1881-03-30
ITALY.

AID FO1l THE suPFEi.EIls AT NICE.
RoME, March M|.-.lhn King uf Italy has
sent b0o francs to tito sufferers by tho fire hi
tho Upern-llnuso III Nicu.
, 1881-03-30
RUSSIA.

M1StsTEnf.AI. CDrSC1r~
ST. pErEttsnuIsn, March 20.-A council Of
tho Ministers convened Inst night regarding
representation Of tho peop!c.
, 1881-03-30

tlero twenty-four hours aftcr tho surrender.
cAusf: or THE RUtsii:NisER.
Jyoy1,py, March 2a-.Ihe garrison OF
rotc,lufstrom finally surrendered because 0f
tho failure Of psovslo,.s. Tho totnE Enss III
tic troops WIS eighteen killed atld ninety
wounded during tl,o slege.
, 1881-03-30

THE NEW COMIC OPERAS,
'stllll4o Taylor" md "u!!scttG." hpFototore
sold ut Il, may now DO had ut 20 cents cach ut
Lyon 1loaty's. State nud aioaruo streets. NIno
OF tho most popular gums tsom eltteE Of those
operas nrp tu 10 had ut :6 cunts.
, 1881-03-30

ONDERED To THE FNoNTlRIk
ATHENS, Mnrrh 30.-'rlle Minister Of War
has signed ~, order for three regiments Ut
lnfuntry, onu company ot engineers, and Il
company OF the ambulance corps to proceed
to Chalcls All tusulhoEs at the Chamber ar
Deputies who arc army ollscers, to tho num-
ber OF thirty, have been ordered to Join their
segtlnents.
COLLECTING TlsoOFs,
CoNsrAxrlNupLg, Alarcll :.-rhrco ycs-
sells lett here yesterday soconyey |. eco troops
frum Mess!nn to Voio. Two more vessels
teaye for tie Hack Sea to-day To collect
troops for conveyance to tho aroek frontier.
, 1881-03-30
SOCIAL STUDIES.
The EIopement Of Mrs. Sleeper
and Mr.. Strobhart.
Philosophical Views Of the 1nsultcd
and Injured Husband.
The Causes Nh!th Led to the Frestnt Unsatis.
tattorY State of aqalrx.

already tnarrfctt to 0nu Of her atoreFs. loves tho
other onu buttnr, and 80 far ioructs hGr VOWS
tfint1n nt tho aIlar or In tho JAsticn
Cnurt hs u toranke hotnn and h.lahnnd
md move intn furnished rooms with tho other
man. This little nurrrtlva will snow up luvu
accompanied by is,asly seemingly Improbable
ineiicnts ut also tau9lcd up With n consider.
ahlo Tuamtlty Ut that stye Ut philosophy which
dues not tire MI ptstu.s like Ynunu and stovuns.
hut wh!Gh sits .luwn with l1.ccnt oiWaF and
tells thu Reporters all nl>out 1t.
It IL all at'oat Chicnxo people. md
THE TffIIEE cEHrtsAt FturttEs
nre: Hts Et!n Sleeper, youtsg WIFI u n: Ms.
1ntncs N. sIreper. her husband and general
salesman in tho firm OF Carson, flrly,
Huott & co.; and BIZ Richard y. Btrothart,
nseut Of tho EMltab!o tft-1hsusanco cotu.
nary. Tho tLaln luets Hivon below we're t0!'l to q
IHtHt:Sr reporter lust night by tho Injured hsla-
hand md tho injured onos snnts,or-ttl-lnw. Mrs.
WMiie, With thu Kreatnst possible fINnkicss.
Mrs. SiGHper WlIs not stCt. nor WH4 Sir. Str0D-
hurt. They aro In thn ctty, Int arr untier
clt,lt. nut Yolng much tftn soclety. aud tho ro-
porter did noi euro to compromise himself by
ST. md Mrs: slespeE, ltsed-and Mr. s. lives
thcru ytt-nt M trtI West slonrso strcot- H very
with tho ne!xhborhuxsl.. They ,novc.i Into This
Ss ne f ytf 5 h oattor Of !a1g ny
consequence In thls connection. but It might be
stated kt1Mt
Mr. SLEEPER MARRIED. EL1.A WAITE
as luug a9o ns ls7. when she Wis Klrl " 10 md
time Ia VIlson. this stato. whilo ha hai alrsitdy
isr s!,,sr%.':s HAT t!i,e 'asy ,aye SSs!: el
hnndsasno ,wonlaE,., Of medium hight. beautiful
ilxrs u,' rich 9rk nMir w. !u'trons " ~, gyes
her which tho errlhe saw el,rruboratted
ills description; uh4 It Is u.lunfty trnu TINT 10
tar ns pssonaI appsa,anso wSt Mss secpHs
lived her tyotndly, iiv says. ani WIN nl*nys q q
w. ir,a',t,n. no =. ~ ss .,itI ahvs nna h
t"i,n. hnt she m ,vs i,,st ~ r,, xr,,nn" IN IN
IN Hin. Thsr n,arrIa9s was mt Il fruitful nnc.
~ Ihnt ,,.nr nr.. ~. III IL Gonnors ~ s;nir, M,
ina c %rnn, ,,,"r 1T ~ Ihnns ~ e''' '''''
rhe interor Of tbo i,uusc Mt No. m,3 was fitted
up ~ nSr @ anA. ~; yy1 w @ s
o;,, vi. punriht ,.t,, 4fy, ~, HI
VIII wifo niiord hnr uyury orp"rt,.iEty % 10 gra.Iiy
IT, t. soe,ns shc wSs nnssis,,,nIriv fnI rherc tyns
n,s ~ c ,,hor ~" r"i ~ thn nuy hns,srnn
thD H.; ,f thHt ;nx t r a Mrs
sn tho she Ell
sr1!ol'1lA'sr RANG THE HE'LL
M m sn s ,hHt ,b, be M ts nssn tGa tsst
apartulriss i,!tc. liz was toi lint t,o,r1iers
uSssIlly bu ncco1nnlo1intcd- in wis. Aid,
10 use st,o Language nf Mrs Waite, "he wns not
tho kind VI nls,, tuy lovely daughter ha.l always
men, while Strob!,nrt wiA thIn and set.ly. In
decd, wc used IL spcnk ri him nj 'Sechy1 and l
Wo % cye Si t"rn y' fr sr piua t. s " 1T h
way Nv with h ii frst, alid W svsn tho I'D iady
anI tso sus,,led xratrfut. Aid 10 tn1tturs r.s.,
, 1881-03-30
BUSINESS NOTICES,

Aren&1'a l8cef, Iron. nnd Wine. with
CIneln;a, tho standnrt medicinal tonic Of this
ly inviKurates the hrnn and nervous systen1.
Improves digestion. csc. Result: \ rs,und f0t1n,
bright cyGs. hhrrv stlte Of mind. Arcrtl'a drug
stGEG, corner Mlt]!sEn HtrErt anu Fifth nve1ue.
I&N%xln *nlvc In tho univcrnnl retmntty
for burns. gcHTta, cuts, bruises. md esl wounds.
, 1881-03-30

Aotesot DtspateA to The Ghieaco IttaunA.
DECATUR, ILL.,, March :zl-AIrs. .ltesina
Rhodes, aged Gt years, nlother.in-iaw ut tito
bunker, William. Boyd, Is dead; also Euos
kcplef, Sr., aged u yuats.
, 1881-03-30
FOREIGN.


The Death of Lord Beacons-
field Expected Through
out Yesterday.
Ills Condition Much Improved
According to tho Latost
Reports.
Parisian8 Gratlfied with the Speech Of
Minister Noyos at La(ayette's
Funeral,
The Cabinets Of Europe Still
Paying Attention to tho
Mihilists.
Conference Of Leading Members Of
the German Parliament, to
Suppress Explosions"
A Combined Bu11dozing Of Switz-
erland About to Be Un-
dcrtaken.
The British Government Disposed 10
Prosecute tho Nihist News.
paper, "FreIheit."
A:Page Of the Czar Arrested for Hav-
ing "Sorved tho Sentence
Of Death"
, 1881-03-30

i Negro WHO Was Hung by n .Nob
TURNS u, l&ifyc for ycngcAnce-A Ter.
ribto Midnight Experience at tho
Eoose-End OF n ISopc-OMc of the Ex-
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25
Names of Countries.

The following countries, it is said,
were originally named by the PhGni-
| clans, the greatest commercial people
in the world The names, in the
Ph@nician language, signify something
| characteristic of the places which they
designate.
Europe signifies q country Of white
complexion; SO named because the in
habitants were Of lighter complexion
than those of Asia and Africa.
Asia signifies between or in the mid
| die, from the fact that the geographers
placed it between Europe and Africa.
Africa signifies the land of corn or
ears. 1t was celebrated for its album
dance of corn, and ali sorts of grain.
Siberia signifies thirsty or dry-very
| characteristic.
Spain, country Of rabbits or comics.
1t was once SO infested with those ami
mails that it sued Augusta for an army
to destroy them.
Italy, 4 country Of pitch, from its
yielding great quantities Of black
pitch.
Calabria, also, for the same reason.
Gaul, modern France, signifies yellow
haired, as yellow hair characterizes its
inhabitants
The English Of Caledonia is a high
hill. This was rugged mountainous
province in Scotland
Hibernia is utmost or last habitation,
for beyond this westward the Ph9ni-
clans never extended Their voyages.
Britain, the country of tin, great
quantities being found on it and ada
cent islands. The Greeks called it
Albion, which signifies in the Pheni-
clan tongue either white or high noun
tains, from the whiteness Of its shores
or the high rocks on the western coast.
Corsica signifies woody place.
Sardinia signifies the footsteps of men
which it resembles.
Syracuse, bad SAVIOR, SO called from
the unwholesome marsh on which it
stood
Rhodes, serpents or dragons. which
ii produced in abundance.
Sicilo, the country of grapes.
Scylla, the whirlpool of destruction.
-Etna signifies a furnace, or dark or
smoky.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25
Model Husbands and Wives.

The following is an extract from II
recent lecture in New York city by
Prof. w. S. Phillips:
He began his lecture by saying that
there was no place where memory ling
ers longer than around ones home.
No Other place was SO replete with de-
lightful fancies and imaginations, and
in ambitious youth, fiery manhood, or
restful age, no place was So sweet rs
home-a home where the delightful
ties are kept taught by domestic and
Christian love, is truly heaven on
earth.
'"The reason why all are not as happy
in the connubial state as they should
be, said the lecturer, lis attributed to
many domestic infecilities, such as dis
regarding the VOWS breathed ut the
alter, being carried away by fresher
face, and becoming Indifferent from
causes conducive to wrangles and jars,
which terminate either III the divorce
courts or bring about an aversion, COM
pared with which home was worse than
hell. In the majority Of instances
where family quarrels have been siftcd
down, the husband was found to be the
first to err. All husbands seem to for
get that they took their wives for better
or for worse, and that when buttons
fall off of their own accord, their better
halves should not be held responsible
for the absence of the refractory i'm
plements. The model husband is 4
man who is never so busy, or i'll too
great a hurry, to find time to kiss his
wife twice or thrice before going to his
business if she desires it. He returns
to his home rs early as his vocation adj
mits, spends us much time by her side
as possible, and expends every effort to
make life continuous honeymoon de-
void of honeymoon quarrels. The
model wife should just as earnestly
strive to please her. husband. Her de-
votion should be as strong as adman-
tine, as true as steel and as lasting as
eternity. Pure, mutual affection, not
romantic, sentimental passion, are the
ingredients of blissful life"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25
HAIR-BREATH ESCAPES.
Swimmer BOytOn i'm a Cave OF Sea
Lions. Blood i'm the streets OF Lima
Baltimore SIM

Captain Paul Boyton, the famous
swimmer, who recently was reported
dead, is alive and, with the exception
of two slight bullet wounds, is wei. He
is prisoner of war in Lima, whence
he wrote to Baltimore friend on Feb
ruary Z. In the letter he says: One
night | sailed across the Island of San
Lorenzo and dropped anchor under
the cliff ut the head Of it. The island
was occupied by a small garrison of
Chilians, and their fleet anchored 1T
the other end during the day. Taking
a torpedo and my dress l padded
ashore for the purpose of making Il
reconnoitre. Before leaving | ordered
the men on the sloop not to move I'M
til I returned, which l said would be
in about one hour. was detained for
over three hours on account of a
guard which had to flank, and when
| did get back, to my horror and sur
prise | found the sloop had left me-
At that time could not start for the
mainland, as daylight would reveal me
to the enemy before was three miles
from the island, so l was compelled to
seek Il hiding place, which | found in Il
cave under the cliff, which WAS we'll in
habited By sea-lions, seals and offers
They raised frightful row at my APP
pearance among them, causing my hair
to stand rs straight up OH my head as
it could get in my rubber suit. | sue
ceeded i'll getting up on piece ofrock,
where | held possession until brighter
daylight showed me Il better place.
The sea-lions made no attempt to mol
est me, but the seals were more in
quisitive and more than once | had to
knock them over the nose with my
paddle. | sat there all day long without
a mouthful to eat or Il drop of water to
drink. Night came at last, and then |
started on my voyage home. got to
Callao little before five o'clock in the
morning, where / came near being
shot full of holes by the guard on the
mole. Thank heaven, they were not
good marksmen " | would not be now
telling you my story" He went into
Lima to surrender on January 10. At
that time the city was in the hands of a
mob. Bullets flew through the
streets as tick us hail." writes Boyton
=" the yells of wounded men, the shrieks
of frightened women, the red glare OF
q hundred iires-all went to form
about as perfect picture of hell as
one could well imagine. On the night
of the 18th you could not walk ten
steps without stumbling over i dead
man
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25
nEK DOG AND LOBSTER

bod dog vas dad kind Of dog
Vat ketch dot rat 50 sly,
Und squeeze him init his little teeth,
IND den dot rat was die.
Dot dog he vas inquisitiye
Nareffer he vas 90.
Ind like dat woman all der time
Someding he wants to know.
Won Jay. all by dat market stand
Ware fish and CLAIMS tey sell,
Dot dog he poke his nose aboud.
Tpd find out yot he smell.
Dot lobster he yOs took dot snooze
Lit won eye open bold,
Ind den dot dog vas coming along,
Dot lobster he vas sold.
Dot dog he smell him init his nose,
Cnd skratch HIM NIT his paws,
Ind push dot lobster all aboud,
Ind wonder vat he vas.
Ind den dot lobster he yoke up,
IND crawl yoost like dot snail,
Ind make vide open oy his claws.
Und grab dot dogge's tail.
Und den 50 quick as never vas,
Dot cry vent TO der sky.
Ind like dem swallows vot ley sing,
Dot dog vas homevard fly.
l'oos like dot dunderbolt he vent
Der sight vos ewful grand,
Ind every street dot dog vas turn
Down vent dot apple-stand.
Der children cry, der vimmin scream.
Der mems fall on der ground,
nd dot policeman init his club
Vas nowhere to be found.
made dot run und call dot dog.
IND yistle awfnl kind
Dot make no difference vot | say,
bot dog don't look behind.
nd pOoty soon dot race vas end,
Dot dog vas lost his tail
Dot lobster | vas took him home
nj cook him in dot pail.
Der moral vas, tole you bout,
Pefore vas neffer known
Don't want to find out too much dings
Dot mt Ov Your own.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25

IF you find yourself getting bilious,
head heavy, mouth foul, eyes yellow,
kidneys disordered, symptoms Of piles
tormenting you, take at once few
doses OF Kidney-Word. 1t is natures
great assistant. Use it as an advance
guard-don't wait to get down sick.
See large advertisement.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25
Complicated Diseases.

A prominent gentleman in Cerro
dordo County, iowa, writes us that he
finds Kidney-Wort to be the best reme-
dy he ever knew for II complication of
diseases. 1t is the specific action
which it has on the liver, kidneys and
bowels, which gives it such curative
power, and it is the thousands of cures
which it is performing which gives it
its great celebrity. Liquid VERY con
centrated) or dry, both act efficiently.
N. H. Journal and Courier.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25
Gen. John \. LOgnn.

Hero of the late war, and now U. 5. Senator from
Illinois, writes: Some years ago | was troubled
more or less with inflammatory rheumatism, and
have within the last wear 81 suffered intensely
with same disease. | began to take 'Dnrang
Rheumatic Remedy, and am thoroughly satisfied
that | have been permanently cured by its use. |
do not hesitate to recommend il to all sufferers.
This great Remedy has been before the public
six years. 1t is taken internally, and never fails
to cure the worst case. Sold 10y every druggist III
Wisconsin and elsewhere. Write for 40-page
pamphlet to X. X. lIELPHENSTINE
Druggist, Washington, d. G.
The son of wealthy New York mer.
chant recently lost $23,0 at the gam.
bling table.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25

A famous surgeon advises one Of his
patients to undergo an operation. SIS
it very severe?' asks the patient. mot
for the patient" says the doctor; 1--WE
put him to sleep; but very hard on the
operator" "How so?" 1--WE suffer
terribly from anxiety. Just think, il
only succeeds once in hundred
times"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25
smoky.

Tommy Dorkins came running into
the house with this conundrum for his
long suffering mother: eff you were
on the top of Trinity church spire on
the back of goose, how would you get
down." Mrs. Dorkins thought she
would jump down, slide down the
lightning rod, fly down on the goose,
fall down. and then gave it up. "Why,
If you wanted to get do,Cn, you could
pick it off the goose" said Tommy,
exultantly.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25

LYDIA +. PINKuAM's Vegetable Com
pound doutless ranks first us i curative
agent i'll all diseases Of the provocative
system, degeneration Of the kidneys, ir-
ritation of the bladder, urinary calculi,
&C., &c. Send TO Mrs. Lydia +. Pink
ham, 233 Western Avenue, Lynn,
Mass, for pamphlets.
Miss Oyster is belle in Washington
society. They say she looks good
enough to eat.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25

'"Tis true, tits pity ,and pity tits, tits true, y
That too many sensible people regard
Coughs and Colds SO indifferently. DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup cures Coughs and
Colds and IS only % cents a bottle.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25

\ Gainesville (Ga.l man was made
us bald as an eagle the other day, the
hair-dye in his whiskerS catching fire
from cigar he smoked, sending the
flames kiting over his head rs il il had
been 4 dry prairie.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25

A charming young bride in Sacra-
mento fiogged a red-faced politician be
cause he invited her husband into sa-
loon to take "a drink. He intended to
liquor, but she licked him.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25

Rev. DR. Philip Schaf, chairman Of
the Bible Revision committee, an
nounces, ut New York, that the revised
new testament will be published by the
English University presses in May.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25
lChambersburgh tPa.l Herald

After vainly spending five hundred
do...,rs for other remedies to relieve
my wife, have no hesitation i'll de-
claring, that ST. Jacobs Oil will cure
Neuralgia, SAYS NJ. Y. b. Helsom, Esq,
(of Pinkham \ Hersom, Boston, Mass,
al enthusiastic indorser of its merits.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25

Mr.. Charles S. SWEET, of Chicago, has
been appointed private secretary to
Secretary Lincoln.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25
WOrkiuguaen.

Before you begin your heavy spring
work after a winter of relaxation, your
system needs cleansing and strengthen
ing to prevent an attack of Ague, Bill
ious or Spring Fever, or some other
Spring sickness that will unfit you for
4 seasons work. You will save time,
much sickness and great expense if
you will use one bottle of Hop Bitters
in your family this month. Don't
wait.-Burlingto RaVkeye.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25

Several witnesses from Swampscott,
r. l.. have been summoned to prove
Mrs. Sprague's allegations against her
husband.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-03-25

patiently in the parlor of the Laclede
until II o'clock last night, when a re-
porter of one of the daily papers hap
pened along.