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,ne 81 the MOST audacious and transpar.

emit Of knaves was the fellow who intro-
duced himself at Painesville, Ohio, as an
emo mously wealthy banker Of San Fran
cisco, showed a letter Of credit on. the Lon
don Rothchilds for $500, 900 and boosted
Of friendship with Gould and Vanderbilt.
One of the silliest of dupes was the girl
who married him, after weeks acqusint-
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10
Harvesting Ora s Seed.

An Ohio farmer has this to say about
harvesting orchard grass for seed: Cut with
the grain cradle, tie III small bundles about
as large as You can span with both hands.
set in shocks in the way we used to set up
fl K, let stand about ten days; take In when
quite dry NOW away il you please, or
thresh of the seed at once by taking q bun
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

THAT the stock operations in which he in
dulges have been far from renumerative.
n fact they have brought him sad losses.
Some day when all his money is gone he
will be heard to say: ''This is hell;
have been wrong all along"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10
Ponder. on These 1'1nths

Ponder on These Truths.
Kidney Wort is natures remedy for kidney
and liver diseases, piles and constipation.
Sediment or mucous in the urine is sure in
dication Of disease. Take Kidney Wort
Torpid liver and kidneys poison the blood.
Kidney Wort revives them and cleanses the
system.
Headache, bilious attacks. dizziness, and loss
Of appetite are cured by Kidney Wort See
adv.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10
LYDIA e. PlNKnAM's
Il q Positive Cure
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.

A,-all those Rsl.rnl Ge.P3ai.i; ..A Msse e.
u win cure entarsly the worst form OF Female Com
plaints all ovarian troubles Inflammation M Ulcer.
una, Falling and Dtsplaceu,ents, and the oonseSusns
SPINAL Weakness and u particularly adapted TO ths
Change Of Life.
Il viii dissolve and sxpel tumon from the utsrush
a early stage Of development The tsndency - can
esspss huors therss checked speedily By it, ~
II removes fAintness hatusncy, destroys al craving
for sAnulauts, and relieves weakness OF tho stomach
\ cures Hosting Headaches, Nervous Prostzat1on,
osaaral Dsbility. Gesploaaleaa, Depression md Ind
Gesksn.
1hGs fesling Of bearing down, aaaans reia, Hagha
- baskacAs u always peEna.satly cured b. ~ 4sA
Il vim = Ill times and under all circumstances ~ n
Aarnsny with the laws that govern tbs female stem
For the cure Of Kidney Complaints of atAsr ssx this
Compound u unsurpassed
LYDIA +. PINKHAN'D VEGETABLE cox.
POUND 4 prepared = - and SIS Western Avsaus,
Lonn XasA Price q. 0ix bottlesfor o. Sent b ma1
- the form Of pills. also In the form Of loasngeA On
rscsps Of price, psr box Tor either. nrA PankhAn
trssly all lsstsn Of inquiry. Send To- DAAvk
~ Address - abova. Nestios the Pups.
No family should b without LYDIA Z FNKHAA7
LIVER Pills They cure constipation. btiousns0
and torHdity Of the liver. = cents per box
~ Sold b. all Drugsists. ~
Al 0ln ACRES TRAILI1 COUNTY. n. t.
River LAND COMPANY, Minne,a,l, Is, Land
Hunters Tickets over Manitoba Railroad, branch
pfaiss st Fargo. Tower City aud Hope.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

Skinny Men. ALI
Wells Health Remover, absolute cure for
nervous debility and weakness of the genera
tive functions, 81. at druggists. -Noyes Bros l.
Cutler St Paul MINI.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

Two Iowa farmers have been at law for a
long while over the ownership Of some
calves that long since became beef. The
costs already incurred amount to $4,000,
and the end 10 not vet.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

An Iowa husband on going home found
his wife carousing with four mon. He
adroltly got the five offenders into five
separate rooms, locked tho doors, and then
thrashed them soundly, one by one.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10
CArtain KnoXv,odoo

Certain knowledge.
We know whereof we affirm when we say
that Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure has
performed more wonderful cures than any
medicine ever brought before the American
n,,hIio
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10
ut is Curing Eyerybody."

IN IB Cuf!hS EVeFyDOdy
writes druggist Kidney Wort is tho most
right, for no other medicine has such specific
action on the liver, bowels and kidneys. II you
have those symptoms which indicate biliousness
or deranged kidneys do not fail to procure it
and use faithfully. In liquid or dry form it is
sold by all druggists. Salt Lake City Tribune.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10
The Place Where They Shoot the Appar
tus Out ola Cannon to the Fire.

When inquired (writes Chicagoan in
London) why the steamers are 80 small he
replied: "BecOs we cawnt get bigger one
to q fire." 'Why not?" "Osses can't pull
q bigger one than this ere. An wots more,
this with ferocious glare at me, 'wot nd
be the good of 'aving bigger one than
this 'ere?" Thinking that had better ex-
plain why I was SO curious, ventured to
suggest that larger steamers would be more
powerful, throw more water, and do bet
ter execution generally, and that such a
change would improve the electives OF the
brigade. "Cawnt prove it. It's the first in
the world now. It don't need no improvin.
it DON'T" "Were you ever in Chicago"
"schecaRo? Where's that" I'm the
United States. Now If" "Oh, see.
You're from the place w're they throw the
firemon down stairs, and shoot the aPpar-
awtus bout of cannon to hire. we've
card of that place before, but we cawnt do
anvthine like that ere, you know. We
don't know enuf ERE, we don't. We amt
iehly 'enuf heddicated, we amt. We don t
shoot no happarawtuses bout of cannon,
we don't" And with loud gufaw at the
imperceptible joke in his remark, he turned
away and began polishing up the ma
chinery.
Iabouchere, in London Truth, which is
not always truthful, says that in certain
hospital thirty patients suffering from the
same disease we're put IN three separate
wards, ten in each. The first ward was
treated ALPHABETICALLY, and only third re-
covered: the second honosopathlcally, and
half were restored; in the last ward the
patients were simply let alone, and they az
got we'll!
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ance, on his promise to give her nagnif-
cent home in Europe.

- &
Alkaline Deposits From Waters Of Irrigation.
Prof E. w. Higard, in his report az pro-
fessor Of agriculture in the university Of
California, observing that ordinary surface
irrigation on alkaline lands tends to con-
centrate the alkali at the surface, propose as
remedy Undertaking, which may so far
lower the water table from which the saline
matters are derived, and may so far favor
the washing out of the salts during the
rainy season, that the latter will thereafter
fail to reach the surface 80 as to accumu-
late to an injurious extent with reasonable
tillage. The waters of Kern and Tulare
lakes contain an excess of solid matter, the
quantity in the former lake being twenty.
SIX times as much as in average river water,
and consisting mostly of carbonate of soda,
common and Glauber's salts. The
evaporation from such water when it is
used in irrigation adds annually to the de-
post of alkai in the soil, the effect of
which must be counteracted by the cultiva-
ton OF deep-rooted crops, the use of gyp-
sum, sub irrigation, and the teaching out
OF the alkah from time to time by long
continued flooding and underdrainage.
Professor Hilgard concludes, after an ex-
animation of the facts, that ''thers are,
PROBABLY, few river waters in the world Of
such composition or natural purity that the
continued irrigation without correllative
underdrainage can pe practiced without in
the end causing an injurio us accumulation
OF soluble salts in the SOIL" The Indian
government, after having spent enormous
Sums to bring water upon the fields, now
has to face the problem of it's economical
removal by drainage, SO as to relieve the
SOIL OF the accumulated alkai which has
rendered it unfit for cultivation.
Dr.; Bliss, in talking OF the removal Of the
given the subject much thought, suggests that
we get one of the best railway coaches which
can be obtained, remove the seats and sus
pend in the center by four ropes fastened at the
top by strong spiral springs, which should be
firmly bolted to the roof. These springs if
properly proportional in strength to the weight
OF the president and the bed, will so soften all
Earring as to make it almost imperceptible.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

"ROugh on Rats"
The thing desired found at last Ask drug
gists for Rough on Rats Il clears out rats
mice, reaches, flies, bed bugs, l5c boxes,
Noyes Bros, & Cutler
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

de, at time and striking it over 8 barrel.
By this openation you get only the seed, and
It is clean. + you run it through q thresh-
ing machine and take all the wind off, you
have hay and seed go out together, for it
cannot be cleaned BY any wind, for it is too
Light. Having my own thresher, would
never pretend to run orchard grass seed
through to clean it. I have grown this
grass quite number Of years, and feel as
sured it farmers once try it they will keep
it on their farms, as it makes the earliest
pasture, beinga rapid grower. Two crops
OF hay can be cut in season. We made
some hay from it three weeks since. We
will save about twenty bushsls Of seed this
year.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

A national greenback wind feast will be
held at Mt. Pleasant, September Is, 16, II
and 10, at which Weaver, De La Martyr and
other disciples will air their views.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10
ICleYeland Penny Press. !

Sec the Conquering Hero, etc.
Among the most wonderful ar ticles of
the period is st. Jacobs Oil. The Hon.
Leonard SWEET of Chicago, pronounces it
the most thorough conqueror of pain that
he has ever known,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

George w. Baily Of Des Moines, a veteran
OF the late war, suicided in Des Moines re-
Gently, by taking poison. Hard luck and
poverty cacsei the rash act.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10
[Ohicago Journal
A Chicago Brokers' Happy Investment.

lOalCt4o vOuEu6l.
A Chicago Brokers' Happy Investment.
Lewis Fl. O'Conor. Esq, whose Off
- located at SO Washington street, this city,
lately related the following in the hearing
OF one of our reporters as an evidence Of
special good fortune. I have been suffer
ing said Mr.. OConor, for q number Of
weeks with severe pain in my back, be-
ieved to be from the effects of a cold con-
tracted while on the lakes. I had been pre-
scribed for by several of our physicians and
used various remedies. Three days ago,
abandoned them all. and bought bottl Q
Of st. Jacobs Oil, applied it at night before
retiring and to-day feel like new man.
I experienced almost instant relief and new
feel M main vhatovar
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

It Is the result Of 90 years' experience and
experiments in Sewing Machines. It combines Tie
not !. one man or oneidea machine, as others
are. It avoids the defects of others, and pos
It is large, hght-running noiseless handsome,
ygensens durable, and simple. Warranted and
kept in repair free for years. Circulars with
full description sent on request tits surely tho
best trial will prove it. Don't fail to see il
before you buy. MANUFACTURED By FLORENCE
MACHINE CO Florence, Mass. wHoLEsALED By
GEO. f. BENT, 81 and 90 jackson st.. Chicago. IL
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

PURE CoD-LIvER On made from selected
livers, on the SEA shore, by Caswell Hazard g.
Co., New York. It is absolutely pure and sweet
Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all
others. Physicians have decided it superior to
any of the oils in market
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

Our Experience With Aliens Lung
Balsam for Colds and Coughs has been of the
most satisfactory character" writes the editor
Of . leading paper. He is only one in thous-
ands who has tried this "Balsam." and been
convinced Of its virtue and merits. Go and do
likewise. il cough or cold afflicts you
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

The ladies who sometime since were unable
to go out. having taken Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, are quite recovered, and
have gone on their way rejoicing.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

There are 81, 900 teachers in Iowa largely
female. The average monthly compensa-
of the girls is $26, while the men score an
average of $31.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

There is ne excuse for any one having a
headache, dizziness, fever and sgue, or mala-
ria, il they take ::Sellera' Liver Pills"
ga lady had the flesh cate off her arm by
scrotula. Gould see the sinews workin G.
'Lindseys Blood searcher' cured her." J.
Rslston, Elderton, Pa.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-09-10

Are you badly Carboline, deodorized OK.
tract Of petroleum, the only cure for badness,
has been improved, 80 that it ia now the most
delightful dressing in the world. The only
real natural hair restorer ever produced.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-12-02
Personals.

Mr.. G. a. Briggs is sick with pneumonia.
True Glidden is heme for q short vocation.
j. II. Shrine is back from Buchanan for a
few days.
Mr.. Leander Fluett has been at koIle for
a few days.
Frank Pierce is a boss butcher. He did
a nice job for Bennett.
G, w. Matthews office as postmaster ex-
pires on January 18th. 1852.
New baby, girl, at the house Of Jud.
Wilson the painter. and Jud. is happy.
d. j. Whitten, of Cottonwood Falls, Kan.
is visiting his mother, Mrs. NJ. A. Hayes.
Mrs. Rev. James Webster, daughter of
Mrs. NJ. A. Hayes is visiting friends here
II is reported that Hon. Henry Ford is
soon to be married, to fair young widow Of
Lawton.
hTS' Cs IJaNJTaNe udS sister anu LlTtt
children from Chicago visiting her. They
will remain all winter.
Patsy" Rogers has returned from Jack
son. He won five mile foot race. and dis
plays "bundle" of money.
Josiah Wilcox. the barber, has purchased
Mrs. jerome Warmers house or Paw Paw
street, for five hSndred dollars.
Mr.. G. w. Whipple and family of Glidden-
burg, who have been visiting friends in the
eastern part of the State. have returned.
A. H. Chandler, Esq, has sold his house
and lot at Hartford, and as we are informed.
intends to move to the northern part of the
State TO practice his profession.
DR.. Schetky does not hesitate to 90 where
his ministerial duties calls him out. He
visited South Haven, Grand Junction. Ban
gor and Pine Grove last week. returning
through the storm on Wednesday to hold
his Thanksgiving service here.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-12-02
WHOLE NO. 1898:

GIVING OUT THE WRONG HIM AT Reno,
CAL, Charley Bender was a popular citizen,
and as the state fair was to be there, he adj
vertised in the Reno Gazette that if the
ladies of that place would attend with their
babies, he would pay handsome premium
to the one whose baby should be found TO
"look most like her, Now mistakes will
happen even in well-regulated printing Off
ces, and this advertisement got into type SO
that he offered the premium TO the lady
whose baby should "look the most like him.
Bender was away few days and knew moth
ing of the mistake, until as he was returning
he met lady of his acquaintance and went
up TO her, familiarly extending his hand. up
on which she started back saying: Don't
you dare TO shake hands with me-you vile
thing" and on she went. He had always
been prime fayorite among the ladies. but
now not one could be made to see him as he
came around all smirks and smiles, and he
couldn't imagine what was up, until a male
friend showed him that luckless mispIint.--
Er.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-12-02
ORTTE.7R u.

DIED AT Lawton. Mich. on Nov. 10Th. OF
paralysis, Julia o., wife of David S. Ollie. III
the 73rd year of her age.
Mrs. Ollie was born in Beckett. Mass. in
1909. and three years later her family moved
by team through then unbroken wilderness
to Mentor. Ohio. Her grandfather was an
active participant in the Revolutionary war.
and served in Washington's immediate COM
mand. After residence of several years in
Ohio. she accompanied portion of her
family on their removal to the wilds of
Western Michigan, where they located III
1880. Among these was her brotherin-law,
Ralph Tuttle, soldier of 1872, now residing
in Chicago.
They settled in what is now known as the
town of Galesburg, and she was then mar
ried and removed to Kalamazoo, and thence
to the vicinity of Paw Paw where She has
since resided.
She has for many years been afflicted with
a disease of the lungs, but was ever patient
ans hopeful Of recovery, and often expressed
the wish that she might live to be with her
children, and to witness the second coming
of Christ which she believed to be in the
near future.
On Friday morning she was stricken With
paralysis and remained unconscious until
Saturday, when her spirit passed into the
great beyond. She leaves six children who
will miss that mothers fond embrace. and
many relatives and friends to mourn her de
parture. And the many who have known
Aunt Julia, as she was famiiary called. will
miss her kind greeting and generous hospi-
tality. A loving wife and kind and affec-
tionate mother has gone before, and IT tile
prayers of her life are answered, we shall all
meet her in that better world. She was
devout and conscientious christian. and az
she died her spirit passed away as she had
lived. quietly and peacefully into the great
hereafter.
As we laid her 10 rest. the calm. placid ex-
pression of her features seemed typical of
the beautiful lines,
asleep in Jesus, blessed sleep.
From which none ever wake or weep"
r.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-12-02
A SURE SIGN.

When the great public of so large por-
ton of the civilized world as is comprehend
eel by America and Great Britain. and her
colonies, give the choice to any particular
newspaper, it is a sure sign that it is good
one. There are many newspapers in the
world, but none that have understanding
popularity than the DetiVH Free Press. Its
pure and elevated tone, full. correct and
timely news reports and interesting general
information, seem to he exactly what the
public want. Unquestionably, The Free
Press will suit every one at all particular in
their choice of family newspapers. 1t is
S1.50 year, and we will send it and the
TRUE NoRTHERNER together for S2.75. to one
or TO different addresses. but the money for
the two papers must come together.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-12-02
SOLDIERS ATTENTION, ,

Pensions are paid every soldier disabled in
line of duty by accident or otherwise. a
wound of any kind. rupture or any disability
if but slight, gives a pension. You that al
ready draw pensions can have them in
creased. Desertion does not operate as a
bar to pension. Back pay and bounties
promptly collected. If you have claims in
others hands that are dragging, come and see
me. War claims of every description prose
cuted promptly and successfully. Come to
nay Office and i will show you claims / have
got through in NINE DAYS, not nine years nor
nineteen years, but NINE DAYS. Remember
am right in the business. / know the ropes,
and have got everything to work with. My
terms are like the old Indians, mo duck.
no dinner" Letters of inquiry should con-
tain stamps and they will receive prompt
attention. Office always open and advice
as free as the air of Heaven. Address.
CHAS. T.. GALLIGAN.
1890 Paw Paw, Mich.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-12-02
Inrsl @eparfmrnf.

And now the melodious song of the
chimney sweep is again heard in the land.
They are to have new kind of streets in
Bangor. -Academised with cinders. SO says
the -idconcc.
Preaching next Sunday morning and even
ing at the First Baptist church. Prayer
meeting on Thursday evening.
The publisher of this paper has been
calling on friends in Keeler during the week.
He met with a very kind reception.
Who will be the first lucky young man to
pull the ribbons behind that handsome bald
faced livery team of Dansby Il Sage.
We call attention TO the change IN +. X.
Bassett's advertisement i'll this issue of our
paper. He offers new inducement and is
sure TO win.
Bangor to investigate the shooting affray.
which took place AZ Grand Junction few
days since.
A THANKSGIVING PvRTY" is what the
Bangor Hook and Ladder Company had. on
Thursday evening of last week. See their
invitation cards.
DR.. Mason, of Pine Grove, is reported to
have written the life of the Devil. We
know of no one in the county better qudlt-
tied to d0 Il.
The ladies' of the First Baptist church will
give literary entertainment at the residence
of Mr.. Bolton, on the 9th day of December.
Refreshments and warm candy will be
served. General invitation to all.
The First Baptist church of this village. as
we have been informed. has secured the SER
vices of Rev. Mr.. Goodman of Chicago. who
will officiate as their pastor. Goodman is a
very appropriate name for minister
A meeting of the members of the Almena
Telegraph company was held at the office of
Harrison & Rowland on Saturday evening
last. at which il was determined to at once
put the line in first class working order.
! noticed in the last NoRTHERNER that the
Changers wanted to know when the first
drive well was put down in Paw Paw. I
know there were number put down in the
summer of 1860. LUKE GILBERT.
Just as we go TO press subscription is
shown us for the purpose of raising q fund
to assist in graveling the town line road lead
ing north from this village. We hope our
citizens will see the necessity of making that
good road and will subscribe literally.
The principal reason for the success of
the Ecening Nc,cs is that people can put
confidence in what il says. IL has never
lent itself TO any party. clique or faction. but
honestly tells the truth. hit where il may. II
is also edited with the greatest care TO make
just such paper as the people want. Hence
its $4,000 circulation.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-12-02
A GOOD COMIC SONG.

We have received from the author and
publisher. Will l.. Thompson, East Liver
pool, Ohio, a splendid comic song, entitled.
MY First Music Lesson II is very
laughable description of the music pupils
first lesson. Everybody enjoys good comic
song. This one will certainly be very pop
ular. We advise all lovers of music and
mirth to send 40 cents to the author and re-
ceive copy by return mail.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-12-02
FLOUR FLOUR, FLOUR!

James ID. Wick has rented the Phoenix
Mill and is prepared to do the best custom
work in the milling line, in the county. All
kinds of -four and mill feed furnished on
short notice. Mr.. Wick is a practical miller
and operates his mill himself. All orders
promptly filled and delivered without extra
charge within the village limits. Give him
call and satisfaction is guaranteed. 1363tf