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The Inaugural.

Our columns are too brief to admit of
the inaugural address of President Gar
. field, but the closing paragraphs of the
able paper will indicate the policy of the
new administration
''Finally, acting always within the au-
thority and limitations of the Constitu-
ton, invading neither the right of States
nor the reserved rights of the people, it
will be the purpose of my administration
to maintain it's authority and in all places
within its jurisdiction enforce obedience
to all the laws of the Union; in the inter-
est Of the people to demand rigid econ
omy in all expenditures of the Govarn-
ment and to require honest, faithful SER
vice from all executive officers, remem-
bering that offices were created, not for
the benfit Of the incucbents or their sup
porterS, but for the service of the Gov
ernment.
"And now, fellow citizens [ am about
TO assume the great trust which you have
committed to my hand, aud / appeal to
you for that earnest, thoughtful support
which makes this Government in fact, as
1t is In law, government of the people.
l shall greatly rely upon the wisdom and
patriotism of Congress and of those who
3 may share with me the responsibilitie :
and duties Of the administration. and
above all, upon our efforts to promota tho
welfare of this great people and their
government, | reverently invoke tho snn-
port and blessings of Almighty God"
The address was delivered with uncov-
cred head in voice, Clear, distinct calm
and plainly heard by every one upon the
stand and for long distance upon everv
hand. The delivery occupied As minutes
AT the conclusion the cheering was long
continued and enthusiastic.
Chle1 Justice Waite then administered
'ne uSP -al oath, to which Mr.. Garfield re
spon .ded with reyerential feryor.
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- = HE LEADING AMERICAN NEWS.
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Words of Wisdom.

One has only to die to be praised.
Handsome apples are sometimes sour.
Little and often makes q heap in time.
1t is easier to blame than to be better.
1t is not enough to arm; you mnst hit
Would you be strong, conquer yourself.
There is no good in preaching to the
hungry.
Speak little, speak truth; spend little,
pay cash.
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The men that hope little are the men
that go on working.
There is no sanctuary of virtue like
home
The scenes of childhood are the memo
ries Of future years.
1dleneSS wastes man as sensibly as
industry improves him.
The idle should not be classed among the
living; they are a sort of dead men that
can't be buried.
A greater part of our existance serves
no other purpose than that of enabling us
to enjoy the rest.
Intelligence tests ignorance and wis
dom tests follies. But who are the in
telligent and who are wise?
The application of common sense in
matters of belief or business is always
our best guide and monitor.
Truth sometimes forces the vicious
and depraved to recognize and honor the
virtue they cannot corrupt.
Only the power and potency of natures
laws are manifested to us when we come
in contact with them.
Less time spent in idle dreaming and
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us wealth and contentment
Don't covet the possessions Of any man
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SOCIETY DIRECTORY.
MASONIC.

MASONIC.
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Wednesday of each month.
Union Chapter, No. 161, meets Second Wednesday
evenings of each month.
Northern Commandery, knights Templar, No. 16.
Meets fourth Wednesday each month.
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAs.
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evening.
Endowment Rank, Section 1o1. Meets Third Fri.
day il each month.
ODD FELLOWS.
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Leoh Lodge Degree of Rebeka. Meets First and
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Watkins Post No GS. Meets every Saturday evening
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Towanda Castle No. IS. Meets at K of ?, Hall
every Wednesday evening.
ROYAL ARCANUM.
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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-06-08
SHORT ON. WHEAT.
Rather Bearish Estimate Of the Next Crop.
Chicago Tribune Editorial.

Rather Bearish Estimate Of the Next Crop.
Chicago Tribune Editorial.
1t is we'll known to many parties in the trade
that heavy capitalists have recently investigat
ed the present situation in wheat, and the pros
poets for the next crop. The Tribune has taken
some pains to ascertain the conclusions at
which they have arrived AID feels it to be q du-
ty to present those conclusions course.
without vouching for their accuracy. They are.
briefly, as follows:
l. Tho winter wheat crop of the whole Unit
ed States will not aggregate more than two
thirds the yield of last year.
2. The acreage now sown to spring wheat ia
20 per cent less than in 1880; the yield per
acre promising to be no greater this year than
last.
3. Only about seven and half million BUSH
els of wheat remain in the hands of millers and
in elevators in the country; and not more than
third of that quantity will reach our lake
as to induce millers to skip their reserves in
stead of grinding the grain.
If these estimates be correct, the situation
resolves itself into this: We have enough wheat
on hand to supply. our own needs up to next
harvest, and that harvest will supply all the
wheat wanted for bread and seed in the United
States during the next crop year. But nothing
more! Not a bushel for export! The $50. OOO.
600 bushels of deficiency from last years
yield is barely equal to the quantity exported
in wheat and flour. Anything exported after
this date will be unnecessarily parted with
literally sharing of our own loaf with people
who want it as badly as ourselves, or worse.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-06-08
BLOODsHEDlIN IRELAND.

Things Rapidly Approaching a Focus-Detais
If the Clonmel Riot-Soldiers, Policemen
and Rioters Killed.
A London cablegram thus tells the story of
the origin and progress of the agrarian not at
Clonmel, county Tpperary, ireland. At a meet
ing the cry went up that Father Maker had
been arrested. The crowd became fearfuily
excited and the authorities at once concentrat-
ed full force of military and constabulary be-
fore the court house. Bottles, stones, and
brickbats poured in on the police and soldiers
The police charged on the people with fixed
bayonets, and at the same time the cavalry
dashed in among the crowd A scene of fright
full confusion followed. The charge of the
cavalry down Short street was so impetuous
that several horses and riders dashed through
shop windows at the end of the street The
air was filled with stones and bricks, and
frightened shop keepers who were endeavor-
ing to put up their shutters were hurled to tho
ground and ridden over. Several hussars
were endorsed by the crowd and trampled on
by the horses of their comrades coming behind
them. The charges through the streets lasted
fully half an hour. A portion of the crowd fed
while others faced the charging horsemen,
battling their hemlets with stones
At Doneg.-l assistant of her maiestys gun
boat Boshawk was taken. The inhabitants at
tackled and destroyed the Boshawks small
boats, when the gunboat opened FIRE with what
cesult is not known.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-06-08
SAD SUICIDE.

A Disheartened Inebriate Blows His Head In
to Fragments.
Christian Kirnse, q popular and very COM
potent machinist of Minneapolis, lately dis
charged from railroad shop for intemperance,
committed suicide few days ago. He was
amiable and cheerful, favorite among his
associates, all of whom regarded the deliber-
ate suicide in his case beyond the range of rea-
SON He has worked in Hudson, Brainerd and
the Manitoba shops in St. Pau, and commenced
his duties at the Minneapolis & st. Louis
round house about four months ago.
About week ago the deceased began drinking
heavily and was discharged; since then he has
frequently told friends that his case was hope
less and he would end it all by killing himself,
but the threat was almost invariably made in q
laughing manner and consequently considered
idle vaporing. But he borrowed gun, walked
out into a large open field, and after sitting
down and writing several touching messages to
his wife and children, and the following to the
public:
Parties may think I am going to kill
myself on account of not having work at pres
ent, but friends don't fret;I can get it, but
can't hold it. What is the cause you probably
will know better that can explain. he placed
the muzzle of the gun against his chin, fired,
and fell back corpse with the blood squirting
in jets from the mangled neck The entire
head had been literally torn into fragments by
the discharge, the nose and a portion of the
upper lip being found near a little lake at the
foot of the hillside which the suicide had che
sen as the scene of his sickening deed.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-06-08
What Durango Signs For.

From the Durango (CoL) Record.
We want girls!-girls who can get them
selves up IN good shape to go to dance.
The boys are getting tired Of receiving in
vitations with a request that they bring
ladies'" They are like oranges ard apples
very scarce. We want girls who will 90
to church and to Bible class on Sunday,
and that kind who can draw congregation
of the other sex ana who will take buggy
ride after the lesson is over. This will
help the livery business and will also hast
en- the sale of residence lots, for buggies
are the vehicles in which homes a:e first
thought Of By many people. We want girls
that can wait on the table, who can smile
US into an appetite when stomach bitters
are impotent, and who will make the board
ers regular at their meals. We want girls
for sweethearts, SO that when we getan arm
shot off, or are kicked by a mule OF are
thrown fromsa bucking horse and are laid
away for repairs. we may hear gentle
voice and see the glitter Of a crystal tear
spoken and dropped in unconscious SYM
pathy for our pain.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-06-08
Treasury Officials Bounced.

Upon tho invitation of Secretary Window,
McGrew, sixth auditor of the treasury, and his
deputy, Lilly, rendered their designations.
The action of secretary Window was taken, it
is said, at the request Of the postmaster gener-
al and attorney general, both of whom repre-.
sented the removals to be necessary to the full
aud complete investigation of the star routes
The sixth auditor has more exclusive powers
than the other auditors He is virtually audi
tor and comp troller both, OF all the postofice
department accounts and matters, and his &C.
ton is final unless an appeal is taken to the
first comptroller, then the latter only has appel
late jurisdiction. The allegation which led
to the forced resignation Of McGrew,
and the removal of Lilly, is that fines and for
FIXTURES made against star route contractors
have been RENTED when they ought to hayebeen
enforced. McGrew and Lilly deny any wrong
investigation is being pushed rigorouly, and it
is given out that another stroke of lightning
will soon follow.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1881-06-08
Old Settlers of Minnesota.

The annual meeting of the old settlers asso-
citation, constituted of those who were here
previous to the organization of the Territory in
lS49 was held in st. Paul on the LIST inst.
About fifty were present, among whom were
Gen. =. +. sibley, Hon. A. Ramsey, Judge
Nelson, Norman w. Kittson, George L. Becker,
Edmond Rice, Hon. B; A. Randall, etc. Gen:
Sibley, chairman of the obituary committee
stated that since the last meeting, Ferdinand
Monti and J. G. Ramsey, St. Paul, William
Minneapolis, and departed this life and after
wards the roll of all old settlers who had died
since 1858, was read.
The following officers to serve for the year
ending June 1st, 1882, were elected.
Presidents T. Folsom, ST. Paul
First Vice President-R. Chute, Minneapolis.
Second Vice President. shearer, ST. Paul
Secretary Aaron Goodrich, ST. Paul
Corresponding Secretary. F. Williams, St
Paul.
a pleasant interchange of "reminiscences fol-
fowc. and this over the society adjourned to
meet at the banquet, at the Merchants in the
evening where many story of the olden times
WAS told