, 1881-02-11

~ Want to Be Somebody's Darling" isthe
title Of thu latcst song. unhnpPlly my nano IL
not Somebody's. j. YtLien.
~ wonder it, Butler will tell Conkling
what his address s2 4 Hight is xrcnt full-when
yluwol from t,stanoc."-.Joht. Sherman.
Con. lutIor says lae IL always ready to tle-
fond tho honor Of Virgtnia-for a sutiab.o fec.
Lnwycrs seldom die Of enlargement Of lohtnrt.
Ntr. Nlchol has promised Wisconsin Cal,-
l1,ct posiifon. Sir. Nchnl's lnvlshncss III making
PROMISES IL only exceeded by his Inability to full
I'LL tlunl.
4 very sad incident occurred in New York
tho othor tiHy, III ori9innl itcIn getting into tho
1fUrd. The author Of this villniny haa not boon
discovered.
II now tako my l,en III llantl 10 Interview
mysclf,-11o. Tint Is wrong. pltneo fix lip suit
able Introduction to this when It renches tho
ot!co."-Etom tho unpublished tsorks Of Jau
Gould.
Put away ollr sisters bangles,
shc Is sleeping oil tyo hill.
And hvr illr no longer tunglcs
In tho vest Of cousin WILL.
-Gtoroe ". Cht1ts.
Capt. Eutls Is after another appropriation.
1t IL to be hoped TINT tho gentleman will allow
tho American people to quit working for bin
alter ycnr or two, no that they cnn pitch In nnd
build some moro railroads FOR Stanford And
Crocker.
"Young Republican "-AIr. Hayes pa
trIotis1., hus lloycr been questioned lilo would
lIo for his cnlltitry,-lt como arrangements
cs,lll be I,inie whereby tho Presidential salary
could bo mid In ndyAneu for tho term Of ha
mlturAl l!fu.
Oh, tho naughty, naughty men,
How dute upon tl.enl when
Inm s!ttlug on tho soru tu'the cv6:
Whcn my whist is syy measured
l3y tho URN Of ono thAt's treasured,
Oh so t'pnrly-you should guzo upon mo thon.
-GaH Hamilton.
| Two Boston l!lcn recently made bet rs to
which could 6tn.1l uitt III tho cold tho longest.
The first to try stood 1t thirty-s,x minutes Tho
second nllE thou went nilt but whUa Within ton
minutes Ut hts ltvcrsHr3'B time Chnrcs Francis
Albums can,c nionE, alld 1t WIS with difficulty tho
! unfortunate sport was lhawcl out.
| The lIon. G. y. Marsh, Minister to ltul,, Ii
quoted rs snyln4 that 1t cnss HIN every yeur tn
liyo 81, 600 1noro tlan tho osAlary-wh!ch Is snn
comment Oil Koyurn'noBtnt econo1ny. Mr. Alnrsll
says ho ls getting Oil aud is nut wplt. Why then
! hus 1o not rcHHnUd lnd cnnle honlos Why ~.
main In 1tuy 1T pcuuniary loss7 AS ho lives In
ono Of tho cheapest cap!tals of Europe, how hH1s-
peus 1t thut he cunt subs!st himself ald wife
Two old peoplc-on $1a,oo u yenr.
EncI, norrIng you'll SEQ them go hopping
| around,
Tho lttlo thoy tlnl Oh tho COLI, frozon ground;
Yet mover dls11oArsegotl, OIL ouch bush md troo,
| They nierrily 8ntOl Chctk-A.deo-dce.
Obi sweet l!ttiu Bongster; SO fcurless and boll
Your iiitlo pink feet-to they never fool cold?
Have you wur1n sholtcr ut night FOR your bed,
WAoru untleryourw Wing you cun tuck your brown
hcad?
-" Chrfstmas Garcia by Alnrat Ifnlatcad.
Atr. Frouda writes Of Ills first torn ut OK
ford: sWo did pretty much whit wa liked.
Thero was much dissipation, and tho whole ina1.
uer of lIfc Was Hccdleay cxtrAvngnnt. WG
wcro turned looH9 ut IL, pleasures tcmptfnB u
o., n!l sides. No dean Or tutnr eyur volunteered
to hulp our inexperipncc. The prtces which wo
pAil1 for everything wDro prePostcrous. Tho col
lego authorities would tRko no trouble, and the!t
own chargcs werU Oh tho saulo extravaKunt
scnle. Tho wrptohell novice wAs ali obIoet Of
general plr1I1or till ho had learnol how to take
caro- Ut hi,uself. remember calculating that
could huvo lived ut II boaTtl.ng-house on co,l.
traut, with oyory luxury which had IN college
ut reduction OF &c per cent"
In the spring the merry robin all his songs
y lnulodlous trllls,
In the spring the mellow aunshlno glds tho val
luys nnd tho hills,
In tho spring tho youthful sluggarA's told Il
emulate tho Ants; '.
In tho spring tho young mans fancy light,
turns to checkered pants.
In tho spring tho jocund Juuo-bug elts upon tht
'tNter VIno,
In tho spring tho gentle maiden 'Kns to sigh ant
then TO pine. ..
III tho spring tho Easter bonnet Bhineth forth Ii
Bplendor Wild; .
In tho spr.nY tho front sate suffers with th'
!: lovers OIL it piled.
Fran ;onys o. ue Seaaon," bv Afurat Iialstea.l
It was n ureary November slny.
From tho Rrny uky. oyar which swapt vost .nasses
isniv4,- -co1used cluuds ateady. dronohng ta
} | whclI beat Iuwn upon tho Garth tn u ptless WI,
! uaktpg tho scena ono Of utterly chGcroHs 9soou
Drip. drip drls tho cold drops from the akvea
, , und bufoso thuy reached tho ground tunod b
4 othgr dr9ps lhat hat ptaahed n4atnst tho wihdo'
pal.vs In vicious why, only u lu bcatsA lAek All
amt tn 1tIn tbolr tint bpl RktaQkp DtAsr uor