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Under Ecclesiastical Guidance, tho
: Lenguo Might Manage to
Do Something,
cut tic Land Isill Cannot Et.
fectunlly Deal with The
Difficulty.
-Dufferin Puts In a Word for Glenn.
: ency in Midhat Pasha's
Case,
Austrian Mouutaineors, In Revolt Against
0onscriptiou, Set Jpn Pro7is- B:
= " ional Government


c.AnptSAt MANNING.
LoSneS, .,u1y 1a-Catrlnu Manning Inst avo,i-
s whch Ia ~" i"cn NJ i tn ru,o,s ny
,hy tho Chirr acrrct,trv fcr irrlo,d, Car,!ual
Manning sni,l TINT tc i,an,i trnv,,c, when opc.
rntt,,v wltnIr lin Imts Of thu ,uw. hun,at md
diyinc. olwnrs i,n,l LIs svm,mtby, Hc always rn.'
uor,tnJ II ~ Ir,,IItwni, organization, su.,, 60
ionr M It kcnt withl,, INV, It ptould uusor havo
|. vnn1 of ,lis,nt,rmrc,nnnt rr,,u him, md hc
nrovrI n ,niuht .c,ccf, iia srultu fn high
,,rn;so nr tho rcec,,t s,,ccc,, OF tho Archbishop
# t:nsnel nnu sai,' },o though, thai, under tho
xui,tancc Of Tho faIthfii lslsbn,s #u.i clergy or
ireland, tho Icug,p wtnM llc ,llrcutcil nta nsaro
path, THO condition Of tho Inborcrs. Ao SAIL
Ind his earnest sympathy, tl,t tic .1und bill
eaunat. etfcot,Inl.y deal With tho question. it
wns disappointing tllMt iahorcrs arc not moro
closely Identified with Il. but the blll ~ lnrre
anwtelly, and complicated. II would l'o it1s-
possible to Introduce so awkward IL subject rs
irish labor. 1t Sns hotter for thcn' that tho
subject be reserved for tho future. \ 1toyat
Commission o,ssht to lie urpnntc,l to take esi-
iencu solely on tho condition of tho laborers.
Tho appointment Of s,tc1, II Commission should
yc sought nj the next session Of Parliament. but
asan!tary conltn'tsso" o!,sht to provide q Lend
o-oa+ In ln,,n fo nr,etie nrf,nor dwellings, for
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f1uclt t. t.nyner'x 1Futh Powder ix tn =
surest insect .kiilnr. II niakus Khnrt ws'ss: NJ
r1ncl,ts. tfeRk. t4. ami AetlhIx5 AIss l,fc!a.r
yaiunhie lurA Ainl wM.etl4 irnn tt,f, r.tfa.H% ,f
innths. [suck (: lsayncr. nascrs nt tho 'a1Ars"
f*,fntynh. <
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- 7kI 4H4K011E1kH4 .s111s ------
MAcJilAs, No., July. lu.-The Dublin OrISt
Mills, With lust.luill and quantity Ut Iuu,taur.
husned last night, Lnas covered by Insurance,
6oyGHty-tiYo nun nr0 thrown tMt OF work.
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s1I:U lTNUET CEC911EU.S =
-" SDsrta' Dhpatth n, 7hs Ehttnqo '7ribisnt.
EGnr*,. H.: 'laly E-a. Il. tsca;1 l;ad hls lcs
hdlly whlle ,i',,oadihg a'tre!4tit ,car ot
IoNn:- The physicians hope 10 Bnvo Il TfUni nta.
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f.fSf.I%<t'f'f.

mud u,,u,lcr of buildings s.rarl,,L hrse wcrn
struck ty lightning. hut wlthunt 'tUltlg 9relt
'futntIEc.
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h-sM .nitIrtfhs pltht 10 tsI:rtrn tlnly,
-r-UN Shtllntaf fli4lIt tunh.tu Isct,;,lt nn!y,

Wabash. 1T. Iati1. - Is.letns HALLWAY.
Unluh klulnt. f4sa unA 'rwafIti.stt. All Sfnf..s.
G 81, u bi%ex anu e.. # eat4
IuinlGr lLpttSr, Ml1d GEut.i l,aplItg ttutv
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I'lttsbuxr, .Et, :JyHype j. Gale $50 H. II. t.:
psws sna s.S.i;st;p q ,. sss sn'!
At ubpot. -
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4s1slslshups, lancIun xtl H. IT.. S4auts u. u.
Htueianat = f!,d 6lkvpR AsF,a!Asat ~,
I1cEvt 0lIe3& ~ neput md III k4htatpq'at- u
ltufs-sL, Grand fsApluu llotus. unQ !xtmer A1nao-
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&C.,.
Alsil aad E4ptrss.' H.;...*s.'s R:so m|: 5o =!
taulre hxpEcss tu4alsl''....,'..it i%!@ NJ sEa r
tHst lnu.. ytNp NV. y
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CAlcuKa T. KasieTn llIIaoIs Ral{ro1a.
n.,, spSMssa aMoG.s'r 'rtc*~, t,er., n,
llaGk.4t. " s|aia.sL, Palmer NBuse. And OtRndla.
eits, thinks E1prsaA STATE And llxndotrh'stA.
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I!94rt nn!ces at Mri,ots Van i!uty.sL, hoad 1l =
sAlla ST., and ftFl$.kAttttst ttukH
ant fHlght Gl.!co niar shtriIan 1uuae, und slcks
Hticos III lla tirand lrihc ltuo and l'an!ut llonaU
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Witt f5sY ExnfSss 500 n,|. 10
Ia Multi ss1p Il. u 7:t
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lt6&fu I kSf1ye.
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MsfshHi!toWn Expross..s.,..;;.:. e:1 ms 64s nj
isa'ae ssss is
Snax Fly A. fhnklDns. sis:p mis xl5
ta%ar ttSn1nss 1as Exfs'a.: tf ME s!s y
lies Mnhas Iay cfsxTifcss. ts:s ri. iii a1
Has 4Gnee .Hixl,t ES,Ircss Ma III iiis Il
Sioux ttty 4 tankti. VII NIL j:is "a
.Etefor fhcktnel b DriaiqiP. u. B.: u rls 2:iQ p3
ftragnrintd K"rKiSr1i. ~StS stSS "a
,nkH uenarH Etslt...........|~ 4:iG III .tu:N IN
aWhukGa ExbrbAz.. .,.,,.,,,..Is N:tlj t}s f:l IN
Milwaukee, cHIec!nfa-SMndnys,.,,,I H1i nj 1:W 3 H
Mtnhakn0 q HFefn kAts....+..,.,I 'p:uQ II Y:Q
stnnnkea tMsAel1er..........-|eh h:ul TIT sfQ:D n
MIL. 5fHtn Hay Mruuettn, ...It R1Q j IN IL G:t5 t1t
nfffh Hay via eSf(ile ...'f$ i:1tn mil S:j5 IN
~ }SHl Minneapolis Expr*de.,l .,:ttj m : 3.0I nj
". Fan! II MnGsishtl% EIfyBSx - tlli n nj T:D s
I.!efrg 4 aAiwstA Exrfess - rs t.{Ii n 1 m
S!tnnesntn y l'ohtrA f)knta, IsIt n u 2: M
atihnesDta ~ ttnfrni fInkUfn J:t0 m I'd; nt
u%hkush JAiiesfitlo. :l3 Il tn ls1u:S nj
itssEEs s:g5 mi. ~: NJ
taka :, tsssnmefM Ali N a.ss
t:!eih fxprcss..s H:lip NIL H:t5 NJ
:sht 4:ti MI sl9:f
E:R1n SUNDAY Lii MI !0!i3 ID
thtc.lnn. 1tttrtEnsto m u Quincy Ienifronb.
For Mnps. Tl.ne-la ffE, Hufttnr .iHe Acc0tnnunna>
tlhnts apply Ut III EJNrk IL j3rtt,I PnCbo iloISl.
lIHhse. nnd u tt.ilut.It, :
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k,lht HxrIeb4 ia: 1att 1:iQ
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itl1nnls CcstrAt Nnifroal.
urnnt lUnt nf Nt-xi. unit tut uF rwsntY It.
Pacific llnlet, und I'ntttnt IImlse
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saturdays !sAvo ~ ll,1pm. 'tpaIiy. "SuAdays
c1ceptu3.
nepGt, lxpoeitlon alIdnE nno tt1t Hf Twenty 4sAe-
Eralli l'aelnc fiuio. and Dulal tsxiU tb1 nuifk.
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EtuchI kHw tHrk nUttnh Ex,, II u.U1 nt 1sAU
New fnTk Fart Exprrss tlAlIyJ, III 3;al MIL A1 III
AtuntIn y. y. ExpfeSa tt3nyF... hi!5 ns silla ~
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knnsa< Ely. .l'cnvert l,ict1n Ex. ~
'Eni,k4r CIly,$Atstn Ft. New Atu1.
lc4tt .srlEotlnAt' ullt.ttisA Fast k;xts q
=. l"'ltts, Springat.lu 4 H-t'uxh1. -. !.
#. s.nslt+. Hi,rlhHE1rl,i \ T'G1nx.,,, {!
AlHbtIl + Sttr lfs!st*atA E4lrpas,.f
l':.'s,a. ttrHAnt: Il tisr- | ,viA i
itti.t..n Fast Express. st:ilunnA,i !
!'sskiit 4 tslrta ES. VIII .at.ll4s: !.
kir~ai,tr. il,cun. .,tuEiiinut'n TX, t.la
IHliat 4 dwight AcnIltItisIti1nt ttHtl.I l. Il
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AN@E&K66t 11IhHs = IT
Depots fant Of and fp9s II 1xntt
.isncisIc ltutu Hh1 Palmer l!buse.
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,..- A1ft,.1Enm Central Railroad.
De}Nt fuuLit SHt .! TMnty-h hco,l-sE.
TICKET ntirn Y C!nra-st. M'uilenst cornsr ~ ltan.
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Chtcu4u T. .Aftau.
linln1 tisrat Wgst pae. curHyt sfalsau md C1nut-
tr.. 1cewNit altssn t.ssl atnrRx.st. bridges tInd
Iwatt -tittFtt.t. Tlcknt t'lees. mt Uvjt5 - suuth
ElArk.st. tlrnild l'nesBt fios. m1d Pltner lium.e
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HOTEL

NSTARLIsHED b CHOICEsT VI
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Estate in ali parts Of the Kingdom. EMPLOYMENT found
for those seeking work In all the various branches Of business
connected aith these Islands
e. LEGAL Documents drawn, Bills Collected, Books
and Accounts kept, and General ONCE work transacted.
paf-uuare EoflcftaI Commfasfona Moderate "a a N l.
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We learn from the Shanghai Courier that a
suit will be brought in the Admiralty Court. Mt
Shanghai. for the damages caused by the loss of
the steamer HcohuHg and her cargo, in con-
sequence of the collision between that vessel and
II. B. Ms gunbOat LaPl0ing. and that Com
mander Scott of the latter vessel will be directed
by the British Vice-Admiral and Commander-in-
Chief TO defend the suit. The total value of the
property lost amounts 70 about 5000. 900.
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II The following particulars of rainfall at
the Nuuanu Dairy are taken from a record which
has been kept by Mr.. James W. Hingley. The
rainfall for the last six months was, January
1864 ms, February Z ins, March 22.91 ins. April
1886 ms, May 4.66 ins, June 1914 ms. giving
n total fall for the half year OF SO.O1 ms. The
occasions of unusually heavy falls Of rain were
January 2nd PA ms, Jan 10th 1.94 ms, Febru-
airy 9Th 100 ins, February 11th 2-56 ins. March
9th 4.66 ms, March 18th I.76 ins, March Sth 1872
ms, March 9th 90 ins. March 10th 3.5S ms,
April goth 2. OS ins, April Dist 3. 80 ins. April ID 4 Is
ms, June 3rd 2.3S ins, June 18th 2.2S ms. There
wassno rain for eleven days in succession from
4th to 18th May.
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THANKING the public for past patronage, 1 hope BY A con-
SLANT ENDEAVoR To SATISFY MY PATRONS. to merit
a continuance Of the same,
mu7 IF
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Evening School Department of
ST. COLLEGE.

The President has decided 10 include this branch in the
Curriculum of the College.
It's object is TO afI rd all classes Of the community the
means OF acquiring ! Theoretical aud Practical knowledge of
all Commercial and Business transactions in daily usei and
also 10 give an Insight into the workings ani applications Of
the different trades, which is so essential in these Islands.
ErICAL BRANCH
Will be under the supervision of the President and Professors
of the College. TIE PRACTICAL, aud most important
branch will bs specially attended to by representatives from
the various master-artiEans among US, who have kindly aud
generously promised their services to This useful and valuable
enterprise
They Will alternately devote en- hour each evening 10 the
task of imparting this practicsl knowledge to the students
All the implements necessary 10 each trade, and TO Egri-
culture. wi TIC furnished by the College.
Each MAster-ArtiLau, while connected With the College,
will be entitled 70 name one re--Lift-ScEolarsh to the
privileges Of this Evening School Department.
TERMS:
Each Student per eck........-.5O Gents.
The Evening School will open ut : O'Clock p. NJ. jail 81
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advertisements.
The C~OIIegGOiSt. Louis
HAW COMMERCIAL
Business Academy.
HONOLULU. OAHU. III. L.

vsNHIS INSTITUTION, BEING REMOTE FROM CITY
For sslubritA Of climate i uurtvAlied Th- buildings are
lar &c and onmmOitOus; while the grounds afford the pupils
opportunities Of h-slihfui and mauly exercises
Unrvmitsing attention will be given 10 The Intellectual aud
moral culture % the pupils. Son-Csthoic pupils ~u be free
to attend tie rehg COS exercises or not, according rs their
parents or guardacs may desire
Pupils are rece we'd al any time during the year.
NJ reduction will he made from regular Charges, except Iior
absence, caused by Protracted Illness
No leave Of ahse.ce during the scholastic year, except at
the Co lrgs vacations, OF by special permission.
Each Pupil must. on entering. obtain one suit 81 uuIf'Tm,
at moderate cost b. the Coi-Ee; hat none Of these viii he
provld. Il By tie College Uuless b. special arrangement
Payments are to be made quarterly, aud Invariably in adj
vance
THE COURSE OF STUDY
- CTHsSs"AL. SCIENTIFIC. AND COMMERCIAL"
Latin, Greek, French, GefarsSSF snsnish and liaH"n
are taught. Particular attention Will be paid iFSSGEGN
language in ali its branches. Literature, Msthvi.aties, pure
Philosophy. &C, &c.
Board, Lodging, Tuition, and Washing for Scholastic
100
Entrance ~ %
vacation at ~ W
Music-Vocs and nstrumental-DraWing and Modern
Extras.
DAY PUPILS:
Senior $4,000
Junior 1000
The Scholastic FEAR consists Of two sessions. each comprising
10th of August. The sec md on the 20ih OF January.
For all aud further particulars apply TO
REV W. j. LA PRECEDENT.
No. 80 Beretsuis Street.
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HE GUARANTEES GOOD
SHIP AND A PROMPT ATTENTION
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IRON TANKS !

* HiGHFLXER, NEARLY NEW, AN
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NEW LAW OFFICE.

fred q salute Of minute guns, after which Mr..
Il Wilkinson, the Native Commissioner Of Fiji,
addressed the chiefs, and handed them some
4tessnts- The Miranda reached Levuka on the
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THE FRENCH
Trade Journal & Exporter,
Produce Markets Review and General
Prices Current.

Published Monthly. and in English Indispensable for pur-
clasers Of Continental Goods; gives Wholesale Prices, and
Discounts allowed, OF
Wines. Brandies, Preserved Provisions, Fancy Goods,
Millinery, Dress Materials, Glass, Porcelain,
Plated Ware. Watches, Clocks,
Real and Imitation !ewelry, Loots and Shoes,
Perfumery. Photographic and Printing Materials.
Toys Oleographs. Scientific and Musical Instruments.
Drugs. Chemicals, Pharmaceutical Preparations,
Stationery, Sweets, silks, VarnisLes, Paints,
Paper Hangirgs, Rte. Ec
Also-PriceS Current Of Produce. Market Reports, Notices
on Industrial Novelties, Trade intelligence, Etc.
Annua Subscrption-5s for Postal Union, aud o. for other
Countries
Money orders payable 10 GEORGE WATERS on Paris ~
London, or the equivalent in any local currency or postage
stamps.
UNPAID LETTERS
Address I'll FRENCH TRADE JOURNAL Il EXPORTER
oc9I Il. Rue de Chshrol. Paris, France. ily
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AND 1T WILL PAY TO

GIVE US A CALL.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-10-22
HOUSE AND LOT FOR SALE

A HOUSE CONTAINING FOUR ROOMS. A
n clothes closet. pantry. and large. splen.
did cellar. Is offered for sa1e at bargain.
Lot fronts rs feet on North O'Neal Avenra.
extending back 100 feet. For particulars In
quire of GEO. NJ. PAYNE,
se2Stf or MAC FARLINGER
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20

tress, and his heart quickly melts to
charity. Though rough and unrefned
seemingly, he is not dead to the gentle
emotions of humanity. 1 have seen a
burly whisky drummer, whose profanity
was at times wOeful to hear, spend an
hour of apparent delight in entertaininga a
tiny child, and when his chubby but dirty
little hands entangled themselves in his
beard, or marred the immaculate white
ness of his shirt front, his only punish
ment was a mild but gentle remOnstrance.
Later on, | saw the same man busy himself
in looking after the one pitiful little trunk
of a poor, frightened old country woman,
while another of the craft helped her
tenderly aboard the train, and treated her
with the Difference due a queen.
In religion, as in all else, he is a Cos
mopOlite. He is neither Catholic or Epis-
copalian, because his free soul cannot
trammel itself with the tyranny of a
tedious ritual. He is not a Presbyterian,
because the stern dignity of that rigid
accords but ill with his easy going ways.
He is not Baptist, because the doctrine
of close communion CRATES upon his ideas
of good fellowship and communism He
is not Methodist, because, often sunk
low in the moral scale himself and yet
conscious of some lingering spark of
divinity within him, he cannot endorse
the dogma of total depravity. And thus
he files his objections against all creeds
and denominations, and finally stands out
veritable Ishmelite.
To sum him up finally, he is creature
born of the exigencies of the times, anC
admirably adapted to Its want. Full O
faults he yet has virtues With a nature
warped by constant battling with tn,
world, no manly impulse is stranger t.
his breast. With mind varying as tn,
hues of the Kaleidoscope, the figures some
times assume regular shapes and lOvel,
coloring. Fighting his way onward, per
haps he is the hero of sister, or the hop
Il and support Of a mother, whose dim eye
grow misty with tears as she thinks of he
y boy; and may be-who knows ?-som
e heart, cherished for him tenderer feelin
3 than any of these, is watching and wait
e ing, as he slowly climbs the ladder of SUE
n cess, and painting, in all the bright color
: of youth and love, future and fresid
with him as its light and its lord.
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20

ing. About Nicodemus' bedtime-mid
night-thc village jokers came creeping
stealthily through the "jimpson" weeds
and sunhOwers toward the lonely frame
den. They reached the window and
peeped in. There sat the long-legged
pauper on his bed in very short shirt
and nothing more. He was dangling his
legs cOntentedly back and forth, and
wheeling the music of " Camptown Races"
out of a paper-Overlaid comb which he
was pressing against his mouth; by him
lay new jewsharp, new top, solid
india-rubber ball, a handful of painted
marbles, five pounds of "store" candy,
and well-gnawed slab of gingerbread as
big and thick as volume of sheet music.
He had sold the skeleton to a travelling
quack for So and was enjoying the result.
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20
WITHERED ROSES.

Withered rose.leaves in an urn
Everywhere our glances turn,
Time old graves uncovers.
Many a dainty, perfumed note,
Hands long cold once warmly wrote,
Hidden here by lovers.
All the manly hearts. now cold.
All! the mem'ries. sweet and old.
This quaint room discloses.
All the warmth is chill to-day;
All the life has passed away;
Naught is left but roses
Roses, witheFed now and dead.
All their ancient sweetness fed
With their ancient splendOr.
AS bend above, feel
A vague fragrance from them steal,
Like mem'ry tender.
OF their olden pleasant days,
When the suns rich golden blaze
Kissed their cheeks to glory.
All the pain these memries give
All the pain that one must live
When our life's sweet story
Holds no more the olden joy
of what use a valued toy
When its charm is broken?
of our life when youth is Ger
OF the past which comes no more.
Are these flowers the token.
When the sun has lost his lighl,
When the fall of winters night
Our autumn-tide o'erclOses-
Call we then the mem'ries sweet
OF those vanished moments fleet
Ashes of youths roses?
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20

AUGUST FLowER.-The immense sale
and great popularity of Green's August
Flower in all towns and villages in the
civilized world has caused many imitators
to adopt similar names, expecting to reap
a harvest for themselves at the expense Oh
the afflicted. This medicine was intro
duced in 1868, and for the cure of Dyspep-
sia and Liver Complaint, with their effects,
such as Sour Stomach, Costiveness, Sick
Stomach, Sick Headache, Indigestion, Pal
pitation of the Heart, Vertigo, etc., etc, it
never has failed to our knowledge. Three
doses will relieve any case of Dyspepsia.
Two million bottles sold last year. Price
rs cents. Samples 10 cents.
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20
Current Comment.
PHILADELPHIA EVENING NEWS.

Philadelphia guzzles $4,000 barrels of
beer, ale and porter each year.
A little earning is dangerous thing
to man who cannot keep sober.
Any fool can crack joke, but it takes
a gentleman of taste to know when, where
and on what subject to crack it.
There is a good deal of human nature
in clothes-wringers. An Altoona girl had
her hand badly squeezed by one.
All the political lunatics in the country
are tlOcking to Washington, very unus-
ual thing at this season of the year.
Saratoga is gay and brilliant. with the
money squeezed from the miserable occu-
pants of New York tenement houses.
Bob ToOmbs and jeff Davis both show
good taste in choosing their companions.
They do not associate with each other.
1t takes 800 full-blOwn roses to make a
tablespoonful of perfume, while a piece
of good soap can be bought for five cents
Not a single national bank in the United
States failed during the last fiscal year
The national banks must "go." Theil
stability is too monotonous.
Men with pocket TASKS of poor whisky
in their possession should be arrested anC
fined for carrying concealed deadly weap
ons. Bad whisky kills more men thai
lead.
The salutatorlan at Yale this year was
Dutchman, the valedictorian a Hebrew
and the prize declaimer a Chinese, but tn
best rowers and baseballists age all Ameri
cans.
; 1t has been found by experiment tina
the only way to get the inhabitants {
Leadville to suspend business on Sunda
is to induce a circus company to ope
there on that day.
Guiteau, it seems, was a wife beate
This proves that he is not insane, bl
simply a coward and a brute. The spir
that leads to assaulting a woman is tt
same that leads to shooting an unarme
I man.
y In the event of the Presidents compile
recovery nothing can be gained by sem
t ing Guiteau to prison for Il few year
S We suggest, therefore, that he be release
y on condition that he will go to Texas al
IS steal a horse.
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20

HoNoRED AND BLEsT.-When a board
of eminent physicians and chemists an
nounced the discovery that by combining
some well known valuable remedies, the
most wonderful medicine was produced,
which would cure such a wide range OF
diseases that most all other remedies
could be dispenced with, many were
skeptical; but proof of its merits by actual
trial has dispelled all doubt, and to-day
the discoveries of that great medicine, Hop
Bitters, are honored and blessed by all as
benefactors. Democrat,
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20

c. M. Moseman & Bros, Office is the
head center for all prominent horseman OF
New York City, in letter of recent date
says: we are perfectly satisfied that there
never was anything made to equal Ken
dall's SPAWN Cure nor can there be any
thing to take its place as it removes the
trouble and no remedy can do more
Read advertisement.
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20

AN ADMIRING FATHER.-There was a
ioy on the farm when Ben, the oldest boy
came back from college in his Sophomore
year, and the village was proud of him.
Cheese it, Gully" he said, when he met
an old friend, the son of neighbor who
Joined farms with his father; "cheese it,
Gully; shove us your flipper, clench dad
dies, pardy. "HOw's his nibs, and what's
the new racket" And his proud old
father said, at was just worth morn
twice the money to hear Ben rattle OF
Greek just like livin' language"
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20

A HAMMOCK WILD WAY.-An Illinois
exchange feels called to thus deliver itself:
"His hammock swung loose at the sport
of the wind,' and tumbled the Hon. ]. S.
Irwin on his head, and but for the applica-
ton of St. Jacobs Oil, he might have gone
"where the woOdbine twineth." Even so
dear Beacon as many others have gone,
who failing to use the Great German
Remedy in time, for their rheuraatism
and other dangerous disease, have paid
the debt of Nature" Rub is our motto
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20

The camp meeting season will soon De
here. 1t is not generally known that the
first camp meeting was held in Kentucky
in 1898, and was conducted by Presby-
terian and Methodist clergyman.
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20
oooa words from Druggists.

I" Malt Bitters are the best bitters."
aThey nromote sleep and aliay nervousness.
q pAst liver and zidney medicine we sell.
.Thev knock the 'Chills' every time"
s sConsumptive people gain flesh on them.
Malt Bitfers have no rivals IN this town,
BEST thiKg for nursing mothers we have.
"a We i've 1 10 recommend Malt Bitters."
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20
FALLING HAIR.

Frank A. Bean, Steam Fire Engine D, Boston, was
Resolrent internally and CutjcurG and CuiictrG Soap
externally which completely restored his hair when
all said he would lose it.
Thomas Lee 2276 Frankford Avenue. Philadelphia!
afflicted with dandruff, which for twenty years had
covered his scalp with scales onequarter of an inch
in thickness, cured by the Cuticura Remedies.
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20

whv an object of loathing and disgust 20 yoursei,
and Society from catarrh, when Sanioras hAucni si
rnra axterually and internally administered, VIII
cnra avery SYMPTOM Of the disease. Every package
4 Complete treatment Only u.
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20

"The Doctor told me to take a blue pill
but didn't for / had already been poison-
cd twice by mercury. The druggist told
me to try Kidney-Wort, and j did. 1t
was lust the thing for my billiousness and
constipation. and now ! am as well as
eyer.b Torpid kidneys and liver is the
trouble, for which Kidney-Wort always
proves to be the best remedy known
] Hartford Courant.
Smyrna times., 1881-07-20
MILK CRUST.

Mrs Bowers, 14S Clinton St. Cincinnati, speaks Of
her sisters child who was cured of milk crust which
resisted all remedies for two years. Now fine.
health boy. with beautiful head of hair.