The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1881-05-25
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Hans sauer1nilch's Opinion Der Pene-
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ME1srrn sHENrLEMExs: Py reason nv
letter in der newspaper 1 have peen requested
to ockspress meinself on der viskey question.
As am der boss NIT bier saloon 1t was
yust right do / sihand oop fur dot peezness.
Wv man vas got saloon NIT HIMSELF guess
he vas know some tings apout thinks, AMI Hy
lam aware dot lots NV vellers dot wants TO
save monish, vas dryin' TO runs down der
peezness; der vas Shon B. Go-off, and Suse
Anthony, und Pamum's circus, and hlenty NV
udder yellers but ven l dold you some dings
| guess You would say, "Puily fur Sauer-
mich his bet vas Level"
Der ort to pc a rum schop on every corner
in every town, and den peezness would be
goot. Der viskey peezness helps emmy town.
No matter how dull peezness vas beeples Will
spend der monish fur thinks. Dis vas proved
efrv tay. All over M York you can find
working mans DOT vas complaining apout der
pay, und bromisin' dot dey would 20 on some
strikes because dey don't got some more
wages, und yet dose same mems will speend
feeftv cents efry tay fur viskey und bier. Dot
brooves dot der liquor peezness vas helpin'
drade, amt IL?
Und dot vas not der only way; der vas
mennv uddcrs. Wv it vas not fur Thinking
menny public buildings would not peen built;
desc prisons, and shails, und poor houses, und
inebriate asylums and such dings uDd eef
desc houses vas not putt, Wy NV course der
meganirs would hat nodtings to do, ain IL?
Wv You don't got some rum schops in der
town you Won't need no shall, und nv course
You don't want no sheriff, und vot would der
politicians done?
Wv der vas no rum der would peen no muir
ders, no ites, no stabs, no licking You wife,
no nodtings fur der newspapers, und vot would
der editors done? Und vot would der lawyers
done ?
All, meiu friends pefcre you run down der
rum you must tink NV all dose tings. How
meuny peoples would peen out NV work nit
out liquor. Wy, We would need no bolices, no
charity commissions, no supe-houses, no COM
munists, no nodtings.
Nv You hat no viskey schops, ware would
your poys spend der efenings? Wy, dey
would hat to stay at home, und it would kill
menuy NV dem TO be cast inter der same society
as der mudders and seestegS. Der muddes
could not dell dem der same sholly stories vot
dey hear NIT der saloon dot vos embossibe
Pesidos, der saloon vas NV yuse TO der vanity,
Nv you hat a son und you don't want him set
ting around the house in der elening, you can
yust send him to der saloon und he would not
Vurry YOU some more dot night, In all desc
Ways a saloon helps town ferry mooch, ami
Uud it helps you socially. 1t benefits your
vanity. II helps your sons to get ockquaintod
init beeples dot dey would not oddervise know
mitout der saloon.
Der vas nodting like bier fur sociablepess-
except viskey. Viskey vas little ahed.
4 H., rr, IL, ,,,N
und schange der compliments nv ter tay uud
den part But der saloon has done away nit
dot cold way NV acting Now ven dwo or dice
trends meet und schalle hands init deniselves
Won NV dem will say: Lets hat somedings?"
und dey will walk into der saloon (der always
handy und Won weller says: I" | will dake
der same" und den dey yust DOUGH dose
glasses togedder und say: "Now you must
dake Something's NIT me, und dey so droo der
same performances NIT demselveS vonce more
Dot vas socipality. Nv you don't got some
saloons how you vas gone TO done, Ell?
Ven you ask man to dock Something's you
don't want to dreat him to a coat, or a pair of
schus, or a loaf of pread, or no such voolish-
ness, do you?
Viskey ouables man to pury his thoughts.
He will forgot all apout his hard vork-some-
times fur ash week.
1t gifts a man courage in running his house.
Vot would a man done mitout he thinks
vas so meek as Moses ven vas sober, but
when l vas full NIT bier you yust pet your
poots der schildren und der old woman vas
got to schump arount lifely. Meiu wife don't
talk pack to me den: nv she would, L lick her
like PLACES. | let her know / vas so goot
man as vot she vos, or some udder vons also.
Vskey teaches man not to pc broud nit
hitnpolf NnY, n cphnr ba oil
CLOSE, und a good bed, and blenty of udder
dings But ven he vas drunk he was not
stoock oop. He don't gare vot kind of CLOSE
he wares, und ven it coomes to schleeping he
would soon scheepin der gutter as some udder
places, und he drinks der curbstone was pill
lar, don't IL?
Liquor was healthy, doc. know me dot.
Yust you watch any man dot keeps saloon,
und vas not doc stingy to trink his own
thinks Yust you watch him und see vat pig
pelly he vas got You don't want some peter
broof as dot, amt it Ven started a saloon
vas ferry skinny, und now der poys gall me
cold bloat." vas gettin' ferry fat.
Efry town likes to hat rich men dot Weighs
den pounds, und monish enuff to start saloon
nv his own. Look at me. l started a bier
saloon after ! failed to get rich in der PIGGY
peezeness, und now got no troubles, no work,
only to tap new kag ven der udder Won vas
dry md rake in der stamps.
am friend to der working man because
dey are friends to me und help to support
me. Ven der working mems vas mat nit Ter
posses dey meet at mein saloon, und trink bier,
und make speeches, und say: Tam der
parks. ind der rich beeples," und tings like
dot. | say so doc.
Sometimes l vas mat. 1t was ven vimmens
und schildren COON here to peg monish to puy
bread, und ven 1 say No" den dey say der
husbands and varders spend all dere monisn
here. Vat vas dot dere peezeness? All vim
mems links Nv vas spending monish un der
oil mans must work, und hat no ensboyment
l stick me 10 mein saloon. l hat license,
und der government was packing me; und
Murphy, nor der vimmen's CRUSADE, nor emmy
udder man, can make me stop. Dots dey
kind of weller yot vas From "Ihs Hub,
N. Y.
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