The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-07-26

God bless youl" faltered. But
fortunately he dldn I hear me; the door
had closed upon his burly form.
executed war-dance
1t was delicious, delirlous extravagau-
"a
No one can understand my feelings
but those who can recall the FIRST time
they handled money of their own earn
ing. Had earned this money, by the
wayY
A week later my dear old fool visited
me again. He sported an immense da-
mond upon his shirt-front, and there
was an air Of particular spruceness
about bis attire.
Well, Mr.. Linden, we decided to
act upon your sensible advice. For
young man, sir, you are possessed of
wonderful acumen. / shall always es-
TEEN you highly. I'm TO be married,
sir, and you must be sure to come to
the wedding"
congratulate you general"
You see l really love Miss Deyton,
and she may paint her face all the col
ors of the rainbow before ever I'll quar-
rel with her again. called upon her
one evening to see what she intended to
do about the letters and so on. 1 was
prepared for tears and scene. But
there's no counting on woman. She
came into the room looking as pretty as
nil ln Il
to argue"
TO argue!"
"She asked me if didn't wear false
teeth. | told her that false teeth were
comfort and necessity; not q sacri-
flee to vanity and deception. She laugh
ed and showed her own teeth, as white
as pearls and as even as-as--"
The general rolled his eyes to the
ceiling as in distracted search for SINH
lie, then resumed,-
"They are hers, Mr.. Linden, by
dover of nature, and no thanks to any
dentist She laughed, sir, and said that
it had been her observation that those
who wore false teeth were generally
very particular that they should be be-
coming, and very anxious to deceive the
public eye into the belief that they were
natural. L could not deny that, Mr..
Linden"
"' AS for little rouge being such
gross piece of deception,' says Miss Dey-
ton, how about the ladies who wear
false hair p Here she took out hair
pin or two, and shook down her heavy,
beautiful hair. She laughed roguishly
as she knotted it up again. 'Amanda,'
says /, lit is ruinous to the skim Il deny
that, says she but even if it were SO
it is not so black sin as the tight-lacing
which destroys the health of so many
women, and of which / am innocent
You see, Mr.. Linden, she actually did
not leave me leg to stand upon"
General" said I, solemnly, 'if this
thing had come to law the lady would
have gained her cause without legal
adviser: she's a second Pdrtia,-'a Dan
iel come to Judgement
The general heaved profound sigh.
In world like this, said he, it is
no such easy matter to know what to
approve, or what to disapprove, or just
where to draw the dividing line"
I met Nelly Rogers at the generals
wedding, and we came to an excellent
understanding with each other.
Ever since the morning when 1 had
the visit from my first wealthy client
my affairs have prospered. The gener-
al is given to litigation, and much of
his business comes into my hands; be-
sides, he has won me much patronage
through his disinterested eulogiums to
my discretion and forescenic abilities
best of all Nelly's parents smile upon
me again as upon rising young man.
Once week dine at the generals pala-
tial residence, and often smile to my
self as gaze upon the beautiful chate-
laine and her dazzling complexion. /
am happy to add that she and the gen.
eral make very united couple, not
withstanding the lady's continued use
of war. paint.