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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1881-07-21
lydia f. Pinkham's Vepetahle Common

Anon: He that does a base thing in
for his friend burns the golden thread that
ties their hearts together
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1881-07-21

hum river rose three feet on Tuesday on &C
cunt of rains.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1881-07-21
Reading, Pa.) Times and Dispatch.
Art and Oil.

The Norfolk Virginian of January 16,
1881, refers to the remarkable cure effected
by st. Jacobs Oil in the case of Professor
Cromwell-known the country over for his
magifcent Art llustrations-who had suf-
fered excruciating torments from rheumat-
ism, until he tried the Oil whose effects he
saws were magical.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1881-07-21

Best Watches at Lowest Prices. .t"
Write for illustrated catalogue to Standard
American Watch Co., Pittsburgh, Pa.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1881-07-21

AZ ono ACRES TRAIL COUNTY, u. =
fO.OuO Wheat Lands for sale by the
Red River LAND COMPANY, Minneapolis
land Hunters Tickets Manitoba Railroad
branch offices at Fargo, Tower City and Hope.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1881-07-21

When writing to Advertisers please say you
saw their advertisements In this paper.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1881-07-21

Cures Collar and Saddle Calls, Scratches, Cuts Wound
and Old Sores, quicker than any other remedy.
tedUes no scar dHd lie hair dit0dys in itN nHtH
raj color 1t will diseases of the feet and grow
clean, tough hoof in short time. Large size tonC
pound) 81 : small size, so cents. Sold by all Drug
gists, or will be mailed on receipt of price. j. W
COLE CO, Sole Proprietors, Black River Falls. Wiz
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
Eescueh from Death.

j. Coughlin, of Someryille, Mass says:
I'm the ial of 1876 was taken i'll with a
violent bleeding Of the lungs followed by a
severe cough i soon began TO loose my
appetite and flesh. was so weak ~ one
time that Icotlld not leate my bed. In the
summer of 1877 was admitted to the city
hospital. While there the doctors said |
had hole in my left lung as big as half
dollar. ! expended over hundred dollars
in doctors and medicines. | was so far gone
at one time report went around that was
dead. | gave up hope but friend told me
of DIR. VIM. Halls Bslsam for the Lungs.
| laughed at my friends thinking that my
case was incurable, but got bottle TO sat
isfy them, when to my surprise and gratiti-
cation, commenced 10 feet better. My hope,
once dead, began to revive, and to-day feel
in better spirits than ] have the past three
years.
| write this hoping You will publish ii,
so that every one afflicted with Diseased
Lungs will be induced to take Dr. VIM.
Halls Balsam for the Lungs, and be con-
WINGED that consumption can be cured. |
have taken two bottles and can positively
say that It has dome more good Than aH tie
medicines | have taken since my sickness.
Ny cough has almost entirely disappeared
and shall soon be able to go 10 work.
Sold by all Druggists.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
A Change Of Weather.

With the approach OF warm weather in
the spring, feeling of lassitude and de-
biity is apt TO overcome the majority OF
human kind. The entire change of cloth
ing, diet and habit of life necessary for the
summer season is always attended with
more or less difficulty, and illness and Ian
guor are more or less prevalent everywhere
until the system has heen able to aaect a
complete change. At this time of the year,
a good tonic is highly desirable, and the
general demand for an article OF this kind
has flooded the market with all sorts OF
compounds, whose efficacy lies very largely,
if not entirely, in the imaginations of their
manufacturers. Such, We are glad TO state,
is not the case with DR.. Harters Iron Tonic,
a preparation of iron and calysaya bark in
combination with the phosphates, which
has been generally indorsed by the medical
profession, and is recommended by them
for dyspepsia, general debility, female dis
eases, etc 1t is pleasant TO take, compound
ed on scientific principles, and seldom fails
to give relief or cure We refer those inter
ested to the advertisement of the DR.. Harter
Medicine Co, elsewhere Medical Journal.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
Sensible Advice,

You are asked every day through the col
umns of newspapers and by your Druggist
to use something for your Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaint that you know nothing
about, you get discouraged spending money
with but little success. Now to give you
satisfactory proof that GREENS AuGusT
FLOWER will cure you of Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaint with all its effects, such as
sour stomach, Sick Headache, Habtual
Costiveness, Palpitation of the Heart Heart
burn, Water-brash, Fullness of the pit OF
Indigestion, swimming of the head, low
spirits, etc, we ask you to go to your Drug
gist and get a Sample Bottle of GREENS s
August FLOWER for 10 cents and try it, or a
regular size for rs cents. Two doses will
relieve you.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
Newspaper Profii-.
Chicago Times.


Whether newspapers when letting
the public into the secrets of their
counting-rooms, invariably tell the truth
is a matter of some incredulity with the
readers Of those newspapers. In the
case Of the New York Tribune, which
makes some statements anent lis forty
first anniversary, its esteemed contem-
porares will suggest doubts. II claims
the largest circulation in its history for
last year, and, "in spite of the increased
expenses and diminished ad Tertising of
a presidential campaign" claims that its
profits for 1850 rank with those of the
four most prosperous years. Some of the
Tribune company's stockholders, who
have never received dividend, may
wonder why so much prosperity doesn't
bring them any reward. The Tribune
ventures this statement: "The panic
Of 1873 caught the Tribune Just launched
on heavy real estate purchases and the
erection of costly building. In these
enterprises and in the introduction of
new machinery througout every depart
ment it has expended between nine
hundred thousand and one million dol
lars. The debt thus incurred has been
steadily reduced, until its entire liability
OF every description now amounts, less
the cash surplus on hand, to only sl00-
600. Under the terms of the loan, this
cannot be further reduced for two years
from next May. We are shut up there
fore to either the completion of the
builiing by additions which will more
than double our rentable space or the
resumption of long deferred dividends.
For the present we are contemplating
the alternatives with cheerful equanmI-
ty, which we are sure our readers will
share" The shareholders, no doubt,
vhould be willing to let further build
ing operations go, in order to harvest a
dividend
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28

NAMES and occupations reported to
London census enumerator: William
Wackwinkle, aged %, cobblers' wax
merchant" "Simon Slitwizen, bug des-
troyer and pork sausage maker" AVN.
Barlow, hoof -padder, Herts, with, under
the head of afilictions, "foot and mouth
disease, namely, nothing to eat and jol y
bad boots" Some boldly inscribed them
selve, cadger and beggar and "mags-
man." the last mentioned worthy putting
himself down as "out of luck" instead OF
ont of work. And yet one more, more
impudent than all the rest, set himself
down thief-"Joe -, aged ~ thief
plenty of work. Portland
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
Piles! FiIesi Piles!-A Sure Cure Found Mt
Last-No One Need Suffer.

A sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding, Itch
ing and liberated Piles has been discovered
by DIR. Williams tan Indian remedy, called
DR. Williams Ointment. A single box has
cured the worst chronic cases of 25 and 80
years standing. No one need suffer iiv,
minutes afterappying this wonderful sooth.
ing medicine. Lotions, instruments and
Elcctuaries do more harm than good.
Williams Ointment absorbs the tumors,
allays the intense itching particularly at
night after getting warm in bed, act Us u
poultice, gives instant and painless relief,
and is sprepared only for Piles, itching Of the
private parts and nothing else.
For sale by all Druggists, or mailed ON
receipt ofprice 81 90. Henry & Davis Pro
prietors, Cleveland, o.
RICHARDSON & CO., ST. Louis, Mo.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
A Relic of Washington,

A special from Staunton, Va, says that
an old walnut cabinet of antique design
has been discovered in the store OF
Frank Ware, second hand furniture
dealer, TO which unusual interest at
taches In moving the desk Ware turn
ed it up and his eye fell upon singular
looking inscription, to decipher which
he called in the aid of several gentle
men, who made it out as follow "To
George Washington by ID. Webfter in
We year l777;" and, in another place:
aye desk was presented to George Wash
ington in ye wear of ye Lord l7777 by ID.
Webfter" The inscription is quite dis
dinct, except the I'D" preceding Webfter.
This cabinet was bought recently at a
sale of the effects of the widow of the
late Samuel Clark, former mayor of
Stanton. and is about three feet long and
one deep and stands upon four slender,
crooked legs. A drawer runs the whole
length of the cabinet at the top anG there
are smaller, shallow ones beneath this,
with an old fashioned brass handle. 1t
has been found that Samuel Clark mar
ried daughter of Sampson Matthews,
wi o was the first man who ever kept Il
tavern in Stanton. His tavern, which
has long since disappeared, was rendez-
vous for Continental soldiers. Gen.
Matthews, a brother of the tavern
keeper, was friend of Gen. Washington
and was Governor of Georgia after the
war. The old desk evidently passed
from Gen Washington into the hands OF
Gov Matthews and so into his brothers
family. Its identity is much strength
ened by the strong resemblance between
writing Of Washington as seen upon an
old autograph letter of his which has
been hunted up and compared with it,
The historical society of Virginia will
purchase the cabinet and present it to
the Mount Vernon association.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
70 Fl N T.. B U r Q FL +,
Agent fer the Corb ! Df hiking Co., New York.
,ttUi MY al Law and General Claim Agent
LAND AND MINING LAWS SPECIALITY
Oilra Rnlms 81 Cloud Rnildlng

LAND AND MINING LAWS sPEClA-Tr
Ofice Rooms st. Cloud Building,
r. o Box j9. Was iington. d. C..
Ten yeas Official eyrerierce in the Interior
ncparincn anl Gene al and 0fce'. and sew
eral yea.sas rae iiionef, peculiarly quaife me
or The i.ll,w.ng classss of business, and to
which give NJ pcrs nal tttn ion |. Arguing
Reni ng opinions on lan 4 estions as g ides
to pattits tn pyocife uus % any kind of public
land in any D. cuiiar atus ). Co era,si nal
busints Prs cutng appl ca ions for min
al nd AGRICULTURAL patents. ;. AL kind. of
Lard scrip bought and Id, :. Large lot OF ad-
duilhal home tend and other crps on ha I'd.
CLLECI CLAIM, for Pension. lie Money
Is Blulty au ArIelr Of Pay dle o GERS, Soldiers
nd sailors, or III ir Heirs. Officers Accounts
ottej. SEND FOR CIRCULAR.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28

"THK baby has got a new tooth, but
the old lady is laid up with a cold in her
head, and Johnny is down with the
measles" remarked Galveston gentle
man to a defeated candidate. What in
thunder do | care?" was the reply of the
defeated candidate, scowling furiously.
"Well," said the gentleman, slowly, be
fore the election you used to take me
aside every time you met me and ask
me how my family was coming on, so !
thought you would like to know. AS !
was saying, Johnny is all broken out
with the measles, and the baby ="
eco to Halifax" roared the exasperated
ex-candidate, producing police whistle;
ali of which goes to show that the de-
feated candidate is quite as independent
as the one who is elected.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28

DURING the few years past there have
been great losses Of sheep in England,
ready sale now. A writer in an English
journal says; at is certain that Amer-
can mutton of the finest quality and in
great abundance will find its way to our
shores before many years have passed
over" We, however, are not near so
sanguine of this 1t will probably be a
great many years before Sheep will be
raised in such abundance There a e
vast districts in our country well fitted
for profitable sheep raising, but SO far no
decided steps have been taken to raise
sheep for an export supply, considering
that we do not raise all the wool we use,
the whole business seems to have been
overlooked
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
New Albany Ledger. standard.

Speaking of Governors suggests the men
tion Of an item we received from Mr.. Henry
A. Knight, Forman at Chas. Waters & Co. s
Governor and Valve Works, Boston, Mass :;
have used st. Jacobs oil among our EN-
ployees and find that il never fails to cure.
The men are delighted with the wonderful
effects of the Oil, as it has cured them of
bruises. burns etc
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28

"WHVT's sine qua nonr'" asked a
pupil of his teacher, who was too busy
just then to answer questions. 1t hap.
pened that the boy was detained after
school that day for pasting another boy
in the eye with spit ball. When he
had been released from the masters
knee at the conclusion of a severe fog
ging, the pedagogue held before his
weeping eyes the instrument of castiga-
ton, and said: Robert, I'll answer your
question now; that's sine qua non.''
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
A Healthy state,

People are constantly changing their
homes from East tO Wet and from North
10 South or vice versa, in search of a healthy
State. If they would learn 10 he contented,
and to use the celebrated Kidney Wort
when sick they would be much better Of
Translated from NE Nelc fork Zeiipng.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
Elgin I'M Daily Ledger.

The subjoined opinion. We perceive, is by
J. A Daniels, Esq, of MessTs. stogdill &
Daniels, attorneys, La Crosse, Wis, and ap.
pears in the la Crosse Chroaicie: Some
time since, | was attacked with pain in and
below one of my knee joints. A few appli-
% and rsIieved tbe av namoatitpn m t''ep re",Id , il
as q val uable medicine.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28

PrgE Con LIVER on made from selected
i,ers, on the sea shore, by Caswell, Hazard
x Co., New York. 1t is absolutely pure
and sweet. Patients who have once taken
il prefer it to all others. Physicians have
decided it superior to ANY oi the other oils
in market
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28

A MONKEY in New York bit lit
tie Flora Bennecke last yeai, and she
has obtained a verdict of $500 dam
ages. While the lawyers were doing the
talking. Flora played with her doll
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
shan't take a Blue PHI,

No, don't take it and run the risk OF m,r.
curial poisons, but when bilious and cons,i-
pated get box of the celebrated Kidney
Wort and it will speedily cure you. 1t is
natures great remedy for constipation, and
for all kidney and liver diseases. See adv.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28

LYDIA E. PfSKEAM's VEGETABLE COMPOUND
doubtless ranks first as a curative agent in
all diseases of the provocative system, de.
generation of the kidneys, irritation OF the
bladder, urinary calculi, etc, etc Send to
Mrs. Lydia +. Pinkham, 233 Western Ave
nue., Lynn, Mass. for pamphlets.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28

E,aur horses are to draw the Princess
Stephanie into Vienna next month. she
must be rather heavier than bernhardt.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
The Greatest Discovery Of the Ago.
DIR. TOBIks's VENETIAN LINIMENT

DIR. TOBIis's VENETIAN LINIMENT
has been warranted TO cure Group, Collie spasms
Disrrhea and Dysentery, taken internally, and
Sore Throat, Pains in the Limbs, Chronic Rheu.
matsm, Old Sores Pimples, Blotches and Swell.
ings, externally, and not bottle has been re-
turned, many families stating they would not be
without II even If Il was SO bottle. Sold by
druggists at 25 and 80 cents. Pimples and
Bloiches Immediately eradicated and gray hair
turned 10 It's natural color by Its use. Depot AZ
Murray Street, New York.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
DR.. John Bulls
Smiths Tonic Syrup !
FOR THE CURE OF
Fever & Ague
CHILLS and FEVER.

The proprietor Of this celebrated medicine
Justly claims for II a superiority over all rene
dies ever offered 10 the public for the SAFE,
CERTAIN and PERMANENT cure OF Ague
and Fever, or Chills and Fever, whether of short
OF long standing. He refers 10 the entire West
ern and Southern country TO bear him testimony
to the truth of the assertion that in no case
whatever will II fail to cure II the directions
strictly followed and carried out. In great
many cases a single dose has been sufficient for
q cure, and whole families have been cured by a
single bottle, with a perfect restoration OF the
general health. II s. however, prudent, and in
every case more certain to cure II Its use Is con-
tinued in smaller doses for n week or two after
;hc disease has been checked, more especially in
d'sicult and long standing cases. Usually this
medicine will not require any aid to keep the
bowels In good order. Should the patient. how
ever, require a cathartlc medicine, after having
taken three or four doses OF the Tonic, a single
dose Of BULLS VEQETABLE FAMILY
PILLS will be SUFFICIENT
The genuine SMITHS TONIC SYRUP must have
DR.. JOHN BULLS private stamp on each bottle
DIR, JOHN BULL only has the right to manu- fac
ture and sell the original JOHN J. SMITHS Tonic
SYRUP Of Louisville, Ky. Examine well the
label on each bottle. II my private stamp Is not
on each bottle do not purchase or you will be
deceived.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
REVOLUTION
IN the pRtcg a. Do0wn.

w the pRicG o. SOCKS.
II VIII pay you TO ssnd for . full
descriptive Catalogue, conlaininr
nearly 100 svo pages, Of thee Voi.
derfully cheap bookS which vill 6s
mailed free on application. NJ
books are large lamo in sire, beanfI-
fully made, printed on rood peDSr.
very handsomely bound n clo(h, snd
VII prove an ornament 10 any home.
a. the exceedingly low pgice Of
% eents, there are about ~ vol
unes Of the best Poets, - vols. Of
the best classic Fiction. and many
volumes Of History, Biography, kc.,
&c.. a few only OF which are men
TONED 10 this advertisement.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28

THE habit Of running over boots or shoes
corrected with Lyons Patent Heel StifIen-
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28
Children's Pad Cures Bed-wettin{

Our book, Show 4 Life was 4aveosn
giving the history Of this new discovery and q
large record Of most remarkable curcs sent for
one stamp. Address,
DAY KIDNEY PAD CO., Buifal0, NY.
The Osceola times., 1881-05-28

my labor vas szospdiasiy bpr.
lhs contrsry. Sss fo!loys4 -
found tha1 my naesrsl fofso
On ristian Churrh- TroY. d.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1881-11-12
PLAYING With Fire.

They have discovered kind Of il
luminator in France which gives light
but which does not consume. 1t is a
mineral essence, which when put in q
lamp gives light when ignited. through
wick. M. Cordig, the inventor, after
filling and igniting lamp, dashed il
against the ceiling of the laboratory.
The blazing fluid was scattered over the
floor, and on the persons Of the lockers
on, but strange to say, no one was
burned or scorched. A pocket hand
kerchief was then soaked in the fluid
and set on fire. A fierce flame resulted,
but the pocket handkerchief was unin-
jured. The fluid was then set on fire in
pail, and the bystsnders plunged
their hands into the burning fame. A
prickly sensation followed, but no
scorching or burning. In short, the
discovery has been made Of light with
out heat, of an artificial fluid in which
there is no danger of combustion. The
occupation of insurance companies will
be gore when this fluid is in general
use
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1881-11-12
PRAREs or THOUaHT.

In every parting there is an image el
death.
Idleness is the key Of beggary, and
the root Of all evil.
An honest man is able to speak fol
himself, when knave Is not.
He who buys what he docs not want
viii soon want what he cannot bny.
Faith steps In TO our add when oui
boasted reason and knowledge fall.
Fill the world with good deeds and
you will ill 1t with your own glory.
Genius at Rsst Is haAs more than Q
CREST capacity for receiving discipline,
He shall be Immortal who hyeth
when he be stoned by one without
fault.
It is TO be, doubted whether he will
ever find the way to heaven who de
sires to get thither alone.
The man who Is most certain of his
strength In temptation isotten the FIRST
to fall when tempted to wrong.
Wood buras because II has the proper
stuff in it; and man becomes famous
because he has the proper stuff In him
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1881-11-12
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS,

Tis poor corn planter that ism ,
worth shucks.
Funny items should never be con.
signed to the grave.
One stock raiser of Texas expects "a
send 10000 head of cattle to market
this year.
There are thirty-two circuses in the
United States, and each one is the big.
gest show on earth.
"The bee through many gardens roves
And huns the lay of courtship o'er;"
But when its business end it moves,
There is no doubt it means TO "soar."
One of Sitting Bulls daughters il
named The-war-is-over." However,
it may break out again rs soon as she il
married.
The idea that you can read o mans
thoughts in his face is all bosh. Looh
the man in the face who borrowed SIC
OF you year ago "for day or two, y
and it expresses nothing but blankless
tho blankest kind.
A New York lady, examining an ap.
plicant for the office Of maid of all work,
interogated her as follows: "Mary,
can you scour tinware with alacnty p
"Perhaps could, ma'am; but I gen
orally have secured with sand"
Billing and cooling: II don't like II
at ALL" exclaimed Frank. II really feel
incensed at your conduct, Clara" And
CLARA looked at him sweetly through
her eyelashes and said: ooh, I am SO
glad just admire Frank-incense."
Gilbert Stuart once met q lady in
Boston who said to him: 81 have just
seen your likeness, Mr.. Stuart, and
kissed it because it was 30 much like
YOU" "And did it kiss you in return p
said he. "No," replied the lady.
"Then," said the gallant painter, sit
was not like me-"
Skiggins was asked what he thought
about cremation. He said it was all
well enough for those who liked it, and
q good many would use it because il
was cheap; but he didn's think it was
good in summer any way. Others who
wished, might experiment on such new
tangled notions, but as for Mrs. s. and
himself they would stick to the old.
fashioned butter. no matter what Il cost,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1881-11-12
CURIOUS FACTS,

A lot of sunfsh fell in recent rain
storm at Louisville, BY.
Oregon produces four, five, SIX, and
even seven leaved clover.
It is said that dwarfs die of premature
old age and giants of exhaustion.
The Laplanders suffer more than any
other nation from the annoyance Of
gnats.
The custom Of wearing wedding rings
appears to have taken rise among the
Romans.
A European lady in Japan has col
lected 700 teapots of different varieties
and kinds.
A hammock suspended on wheels was
one Of the styles carriage among the
Anglo-SaIons.
Handkerchiefs of Queen Elizabeth
we're Of parti-colored silk or cambria
edged with gold lace.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1881-11-12
WHOLE NUMBER, 599.
THE FARM AND HOUSEHOLD.
"Dectoring" Farm Animals.

1t is poor practice to be continually
dosing animals. When we see farmer
frequently visiting the drug store for
medicine for his stock the impression is
that there is something radically wrong
in his management. He is the "sick
one" and needs the aid of good ply
sician-some one to show him that sick
ness rarely happens on well-ordered
harm; that clean, warm stables and
plenty of good feed, pure water in
abundance, ETC., arc far better than
their opposites, with all the physic that
the largest drug store can supply. Moth
ing Is more clearly proved than the i'm
poxtance of care and keeping of the
right sort for the health of farm ami
mals and their profitable growth and
increase. Sickness will sometimes come
with the very best management, and
when it does it is better to employ
skilled hands to cure than to "doctor
and "physic" and perhaps kill the val
liable animal yourself, that under proper
treatment might have been saved at o
trifiing expense.-Agiculturist.