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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-08-19

Il Lancaster city, dec'd.-The undersigned
auditor, appointed to distribute the balance re,
naming In the hands OF Andrew Shreiner, ex-
ccutOr, to and among those legally entitled to
the same, will sit for that purpOseOn FRIDAY,
the 18th day Of AUGUST, 1881, at 10 O'Clock a.
m, in the library room OF the court house. in
tho City OF Lancaster, where all persons inter-
ested in said distribution may attend.
JOHN III. FRY,
jy26 64tilOaw Auditor.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-08-19
MEDICAL.
ELY'S CREAM BALM,

having gained an enviablc local reputation,
displacing all other preparations in tho vicin-
ity of discovery, is, on its merits alone, recog-
niZcl as wonderful remedy wherever known.
fair trial will convince the most skcptical of
its curative powers. 1t effectually clcanses the
nasal passages of catarrhal virus, causing
healthy secretions, allays Inflammation and
irritation, protects the Inembrlnal lininSs OF
the head from additional colds, completely
heals the sores and restores the sense OF taste
and smell. Beneficial results arc realized by a
few applications. A thorough treatment as
directed, will cure Catarrh. As household
remedy for cold in the head 1t Is unequallcu
The Balm is easy to use and agreeable. Sold
by druggists ut 80 cents. On receipt of 50 cents
will hail package. Send tor circular with
full in formation.
ELY $ CREAM BALM CO., Oweso N. Y.
For sale by the Lancaster druggists and by
wholesale druggists generally.
f2.+6meod&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-08-19
EDUCATIONAL.

Work (PA.) COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE.
An endowed Christian institution of the
highest grade. Separate Courses in Classics
and Science, and Department for Ladies'.
Tuition 40 per annum, including all branches ;
OF seven. Board - and S per week. Ninth
year begins September 9Th. For Catalogue
address.
REV. JAMES McDoUGALL, Jr., Ph. D., Pres.
tdent, or s. SMALL. fyl3lmeod
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-08-19
An Old Friend.

He was afflicted with lame back and gen.
eral debility; he was recommended Thomas
Electric Oil, which cured him at once. This
famous specific is q positive remedy for bodily
pain. For sale at IL. Is. COchran's drug store,
l37 North Queen street, Lancaster.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-08-19
MEDICAL.
DEIGART's OLD WINE STORE.
Brandy as a Medicine.

DEIGART's OLD WINE STORE.
Brandy as a Medicine.
The following article was voluntarily sent to
Mr.. II. E. Slaymaker, Agent for Reigart's Ole
Wine Store, by q prominent practising. physi-
% the Bpandy IA referred to in his his regular practice
1t Is commended to the attention of those A.
ficted with
Indigestion and Dyspepsia.
BRANDY AS A MEDICINE.
This now much abused Alcoholic Stimulant
was never intended as g beverage, but to he
used as medicine Of great potency in the ; cure
sweep away their annual thousands OF victims.
With o purely philanthropic motive We pre-
caIiy - those hos attiicteI with that mscrable dis.
nothing I more or less than
Brandy.
The aged, with feeble appetite and mere OF
less debility, will find this simple medicine,
when used properly,
A Sovereign Remedy
or all their Ills and aches. Be It, however
strictly understood that We prescribe and use
but one article. and that Is
REIGART'S OLD BRANDY,
Sold by our enterprlsing young friend, II T.
SLAYMAKER. This Brandy has stood the
test for years, and has never failed. as fan
as our experience extends. and VIC therefore
give it the preference over all Other Br:.ndics
no matt er with how many laW-breakins French
titles they arc branded. One-COurth of tho
money that Is yearly thrown away on various
impOtcnt dyspepsia specifics would suffice to
buy oil tho Brandy to cure any such case OF
ascs. In proof OF the curative powers OF
Reigart's Old Brandy,
In cases OF Dyspepsia, We can summon mum
bers of witnesses-Onc case i'll particular we
citc:-
A hard working farmer had bcen afflicted
with an exhaustive Dyspepsia tor q number OF
years; his stomach would reject almost every
kind of food; he had sour eructatiOns con
stantly-uO appctitc-in fact, he was obliged to-
restrict his diet to crackers and stale bread
and as Il beverage hc used McGrann'S Root
Beer. lie is a Methodist, and then, as now
acclaimed earnestly against all kinds of strong
drink. When advised to trv
Retgart's Old Brandy,
In his case, he looked up with astOnishmen,,
but after hearing of its wonderful effects in
the cases of some of his near acq quaintances, he
ut last consented to follow our advice. lie
used the Brandy faithfully and steadily; the
first bottle giving him an appetite, and before
the second was taken he was u sound man, w i;k
a stomach capable of diyesting anything " hici
he:chOse to cat. lie stin keeps it and uses Il lit
tie occasionally; and since he has this nIedi
ht to the dOctOr.-A PRACTISING PHYSICIAN.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-08-19

INSTATE Or JOHN TAMANY, LATE OF
IL the city of Lancaster, deceased. Letters
OF administration on said estate having been
granted to the undersigned. all persons in.
uebted thereto are requested to mako fmmc
diate settlement, and those having claims or
demands against the same, will present them
without delay for settlement to the under
signed, residing in said city.
FRANKLIN TAMANI,
Administrator.
WM. X. WILSON, Atty. iy2l 6tdOaw
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LEGAL NOTICES.


ESTATE OF NARY ANN EDWARDS,
II late OF Lancaster city. Letters Of nd
min1stration on said estate having been grant
ed to the undersigned, all persons indebted to
said estate arc requested to make immediate
settlement, and those having claims or de-
mands against the estate OF said decetlent. to
make known the same to the undersigned
without delay, residing 80 West King street,
Lancaster. CHARLES WARDS,
Administrator.
j. Ii. GOOD, Attorney. jlyaQ6tdOaw
ESTATE OF PHILLIP SCHUM, late OF
- Lancaster city, Pa. deceased. The under
signed Auditor. appointed to distribute the
balance remaining in the hands OF John Il.
Schum and Charles HOlzwarth, administrators
with the will annexed of Philip Schum. decd,
to and among those legally entitled to thc
same, and to pass upon exceptions filed to the
account of said administrators, will sit for that
purpose on THURSDAY. AUGUST 25, 1851, at
10 O'Clock q. m., in the Library Room Of the
Court House, in the city OF Lancaster, where
all persons interested In said distribution may
attend. WIN. ID. WEAVER,
jyl3itdoaw Auditor.
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REIGART'S OLD BRANDY,

or all their Ills and aches. BE 1t, hOM
strictly understood that VIC prescribe an.
but one article. and that Is
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-06-04
Law In the Wild West.

A Carson City paper reports the following
lively law proceedings: Yesterday afternoon
young man came into Justice Carey's court
room with the rim Of his hat drawn down over
his eyes and remarked:
"Do You know me?" II think, replied the
court mee!Sly, "that you are the chap ! sen
fenced for stealing about Il year ago" That's
just the halrpin | am" replied the other, land
there's $50 for my fine" But you served
your term in jal,' SAID the judge, land owe
no fine"
That's all right, old boy, bat Pm about to
commit an assault and battery, and guess I'll
settle now You're the man propose to lick"
"Oh, that's it," replied the court, pocketiag
the coin; then you can start IN, and we'll call
it square"
The young man advanced to the court, and
let out his left. The Judge duckrd his head
and, rising up, lifted the intludcr in the eye
with right handler and sent him over agains,
the wall. In n moment the n, vas climb.
ing all over the man, and II .'.'l. three min
utcs his face was hardly recognizable. The
man begged the court to let up, which he fin
ally did AS the fellow was about to go out
Carey went after HIM with "See here, young
man; don't think the fighting you did ought
10 be assessed at ANY more than two-tlty-
here's $3.50 in change. amt charging you
anything for fighting, but just for my time
Next time | won't charge you cent The
rough took the change and the next train fol
Virginia City.
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Zegpl.
C. GRIGGS,

attorney dt Lar.
GALE NoRTGAGE NoTICE.-N HERE
- as the twenty fourth day Of March 1871. one
Chareron and Emma Jane his wife Of the county Of
Sale and state of Illinois executed and delivered to the
undersigned Martin X Whit esey certain mortgage deed
the premises hereinafter desc Iihcd TO the pay.
Of the Of five hundred and hfy two dollars and
cents due before three years from the date Of
said mortgage with interest nt ten per cent annun.
and evidenced by certain pronissory note for the Of
five hundred and tywo dollars md forty cents bear
date with said mortgage deed and executed by snd
Jean Chareron:
principal and the interest thereon, and there
mains due the undersigned an Indebtedness Of seven hun
drcd and sixty dollars:
Now therefore. I. the undersigned Martin X white.
sey hereby give public notice that under and by virtue Of
the power OF sale In said mortgage snccihe shall
June 18th 1851 al the hour OF o'clock in the after
noon of said day sell public ycndue the highest bid
der for cash. the Ia sale county court house door ~
wit tho south end of the IN sale county house
IN the city of Otaw county of In Sale and state
OF Illinois. the following described premises 10 wit:
OutlOs number three -nd four; also lots four I'VE. sv
and I'm outot twelve: all in OTTAWA North city OF OF
county Of la Sale and state Of Illinois, Aforesaid
Dated at Ottawa, III May 18th, \ y. 1891.
5w MARTIN X. WIlTTLESFY.
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stop That Cough.

If you are suffering with a Cough, Cold,
Asthma, Bronchitis, Hay Fever, Consumption,
Loss of Voice, Tickling of the Threat, or any at
lection of the Throat of Lungs, use DR.. King 5
New Discovery for Consumption That is the
great remedy that is causing so much excite.
ment bp its wonderful cures. curing thousands
OF hopeless cases. over one million of bottles
of DR.. Kings New Discovery have been used
within the last year and have given perfect sat
isfaction in every instance. We can unhesiat-
ingly say that this is really the only SURE CURE
for throat and lung affections, and can cheer.
fully recommend it to all. Call and get a trial
bottle for ten cents, or regular size for ST.
Sold by L. Y. Griggs. a.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-06-04
1t Wouldn't Work.

Topnoody made up his mind to-day that he
was not going to be bossed any longer by his
wife, so when he went home he staiked In
and called out imperiously:
Mrs Topnoody, Mrs. Topnoody"
Mrs. r. came out Of the steaming kitchen
with drop of sweat on the end of her nose
a dish rag tied around her head and rolling
pm IN her hand.
well, sir, what do you want nOw?"
Topnoody staggered, but braced up and
said:
Mrs. Topnsody, l want you to understand
madam" and he tapped his breast drsmati,
caly, II am the engineer Of this establish
ment"
"Oh, you are are you' Well, Topnoody, |
want you to understand l." and she looked
dangerous, IAN the boiler that Will blow up
and sling the engineer clear over INTO the next
county. Do you hear the steam escaping. Top
noody?"
Topnoody heard 1t, and meekly inquired if
there was any assistance he could render in
the hOusework.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-06-04

The other morning u young man of atlahle
variety show at Petaluma. and requested a
press pass.
You don't claim to be a journalist, do you %
asked the manager, gancing suspiciously a,
the good clothes and innocent expression of
the applicant.
"Yes, do, though; I'm on the Fleatown
Snapper
Hum what Is your departments" growled
the manager. 81 was newspaper-man my
self once"
~ do the Answers to Correspondents y as
serted the youth.
"Do, Ell? Lemme see! What was the fastest
mile ever skated backward for money IN the
United States?"
THAT question is always signed 'Nimrod,' !"
said the young man, promptly, land the an
swer is, DIED in Brazil, 1445.'"
Correct" said the manager when was
Cleopatra hung"
Trim with deep ruching, and bake before a
quick fire"
"Did Oliver Cromwell have blue wart on
his chin?"
"B takes the trick of course"
WAS Queen Elizabeth bandy-legged, or on
ly banded IL one leg? And no Y do you take
ink stains out of marbe?"
Inquire at any hardware store. Patagonia
was discovered by Benjamin Franklin in 1903"
THAT settles it," said the manager, promptly
Smelling out private, box check. II see you've
got 'em all by heart. Pass right in"-Son
Francisco POgt
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-06-04
The Girl Graduate.

"Could 1 see the editor?" she asked, look
ing around for HIM and wondering what was
gong on under his table.
"Eh! Yes, I'm him." responded the editor,
evolving himself and slipping cork into his
vest pocket What can do for you?"
81 am a student in Packer institute" re.
sponed the blushing damsel, land have writ
ten a little article on Our School Days which
! would like to have published in the Brook
lyn Eagle if you think it good enough
Certainly" replied the editor, gazing In
unconscious admiration upon the beautiful
face before him. Does it commence Our
school days! how the words inger IN sweet
cadences on the strings Of memory" Is that
the way it runs?"
"Why, yes" responded tie beamlng girl.
Then it goes on How We look forward from
them to the time when VIC shall look back to
themn How dld you know"
"Never mind" SAID the editor with the en-
gaglng smile which has endeared HIM to the
citizens of Brooklyn. after that comes, so
sunshlny. SO gilded with the pleasures that
make youth happy, they have flown into the
immutable past and come to US in after lite
only as echoes in the caves of sweet recollec-
tons Isn't that it?"
at certainly is" answered the astOnished
girl, radiant with delight. How could you
know what had written"
"Thcn it changes from the pianIsslmo and
becomes more tender: The shadows gather
around our path. The roses of friendship are
whitening, but may we not hope that they will
bloom again as we remember the affection
that bound us here and made"
mo, you're wrong there" and the soft eyes
looked disappointed.
rs 1t Hope on, hope cycr?'" asked the edi-
tor.
That comes further on. You had IT nearly
right. 1t Is The dun shadows close around
us. The flowers of friendship are sleeping,
but not wlthered, and will bloom again in Tie
affectiOnate remem brancc of the CHAINS that
bound us so lightly"
"StraDge that should have made that mis-
take" SAID the editor, musingly. IL never
missed on one before. From there it goes,
'SchOOlmates let Us live so that all our days
shall be as radiant as those We have known
here, and may we pluck happiness from every
bush, forgetting never that the thorns are be.
low the roses, and plying those whose hands
are bruised IN the march through life"
That's It," exclaimed the delighted girl
And then comes Hope on, hope ever"
"Sare's you're born - cried the editor, blush.
ing with pleasure, and once more on the night
track. Then 1t runs: And as tor you, teach
er, dearp"
"Yes, yes. you're right" giggled the girl. Il
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-06-04

Robert Nelson is native Of Glasgow,
Scotland and is AZ years of age. He came to
this country some years ago and settled in
Lansing, Mich, where he now resides. When
a baby his mother was greatly troubled to put
him to sleep, even when under the influence
of opates. As he grew older this strange NAL.
ady increased, so that sleeps unknown to HIM
for periods of over tour months. He retlres
at night the same time as other people, rests
well, but never closes his eyes or feels the least
bit drowsy. He says: when l go long PERI.
DDS without sleep the only peculiar sensation
experience is that everything | look at
seems distant and larger than it really is. a
short man coming towards me would appar.
emily be very tall. Before going to sleep new.
er ielt any different than anyone probably
would on going to bed any night. would
dream little dreams, tue same rs most people
do when restless and uneasy. Riding in the
cold makos ne drowsy, If anything does. In
summer time can 90 long periods and feel
tip-tOp all the time. Last summer ! did not
sleep for four months, and worked every
day.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-06-04

can't see how you found me out! Would you
like to print it" and her face assumed an
anxious shade.
Certainly" responded the editor, "Pll say
It's by the most promising young lady in
Brooklyn, the daughter OF an esteemed citizen
and lady who has already taken high social
rankw
That finishes the school commandments
at one swoop," sighed the editor gloomily, as
the fair vision tloated out Cant see how !
made that blunder about the shadows and
roses and friendship. Either am getting old
or some of these girls have struck out some
thing original Here, Sw,pes, tell the fore
man to put this slush in the next tax sales
Supplements" and the editor felt in his hall
for the cork, and wondered what had happen
cd to his memory.-Brootlyn EoS's
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-06-04

Recognition: After he had chased the car
for block and half he managed to get
aboard, when, much to his mitigation, he found
one of his friends III the car lyon saw me
runnlng-why didn't you stop the car and not
let me run myself to death.' and with a
hooked finger he slung some of the perspra.
ton from his brow out of the window. 81
didn't recognize you at first. l could only see
the upper part of your body from where was
sitting. II had only seen your feet would
have known you seven miles" The rest of
the passengers glanced at his feet and smiled.
They were regular bcetlc-Crusher5.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-06-04

against Blaine and Garfield II will be made
manifest at the first opportunity. Republican
leaders there would rejoice at chance IL
strike the administration above or below the
belt They denounce the president for bad
faith.
After twelve years of prolonged rule, the re
publican organization, disorgani2ed by fac
tious rlvalries, boneycombcd with corruption,
worn out by excuses and controlled by rings
is now broken by ignoble Qusrrels over the
spolls. Nothing can keep it alive beyond the
present term but repetition OF the blunders
and folles of the democratic leaders, who in
the past have always done the best work for
their adversaries when they we're threatened
with defeat and when the democratic success
seemed inevitable.
This intestine disorder Is now too deep seat
ed to be reconcled and Mr.. Conkling warned
the last caucus which he attended that unless
it was stopped then, before the final separation
took place, the chasm that divided the admin.
istratlon from following that carried II into
power could never be crossed.
Less than three months old, the adminstra-
ton has already succeeded in dividing its par
ty into two hostile camps, and in achieving a
minority for itself IN bo.h houses of congress.
For, whatever may be the end, it Is already
certain that the administration cannot com.
mand the full party strength, with all its pow.
er and patronage openly exerted. Whenever
the opposing faction chooses to combine with
the democrats, the administration becomes
powerless.
The democrats arc therefore masters of the
situation, and with ordinary wisdom they
might not only remain so to the end, but they
would be in a position to make the next presi
dent. Will they be wise enough TO take ad.
vantage of this great opportunity!
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-06-04
MOLONEY & BOYLE.


- n = -, ~ 'hLLE 20 -
- In the CiyCtnL Court, OctODer Term ISL
Patrick Mchan rs. Mary Mchan.-In ChGHcsry
Affidavit of the nUnresd, Of Wary MchaD, the above
named defer dan ing been Med In the clerks office II the
Circuit said county therefore hereby
TO the said onrcsdent def nan thai tn" complainant Med
h bill Of complaint in said court the Chanrcry side
thereof the 2h nay of May 1871. and that thCreupon
summons issued Of said court vhcrrn aid suit IL
prudng rCturnAbc the second Monday in the month ~
June next as Is 10y law required,
Now unless the said nonres dent defendant above
named shall personally bc and appear before said Circuit
Court the w day Of the next Term thereof 10 be holden
ottawa in and for the said county the second Monday
i'm June and plead dcWu- 20 the said com
paiuants bin Of complaint the and the matters and
things therein charged and stated Nii De- taken confessed
and decree entered against you according IN the prayer o.;
sali bill.
Ottawa, Illinois May 9th. l-sf.
". ". TAYLOR. Clerk.
MoLoSFY & BoYLR. COuplt's Su'rs. mays iw
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Ar Alabama father committed suicide be
cause he thought his wife loved their daughter
more than she did him; California girl be,
cause her father married n woman who was
her junior; Rhode Island mason because he
carelessly built wall out of plumb; Geor,
gia negro because he could not feel that he had
satisfactory quantity or quality piety; a
Name farmer because balky horse exaspera.
ted him. and Michigan bride because her
husband of three days sworc at her.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-06-04

For perfect renovation OF exhausted and en-
feebled constitutions, female weakness and gen
eral decline, nothing so surely and speedily pro-
duces a permanent cure as does Electric Btters.
Their wonderful cures are astonishing the world.
For Kidney and Urinary Complaints they are a
perfect specific. Do not give up in despair, for
Electric Bitters will positively cure, and that
where everything else fails. Sold by f. Y.
Griggs at fifty cents bottle. ~
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-06-04

If you have warts on your hands rub each
Of them with bullet, and load "a gun with
the bullets. Then watch until vagrant COW
opens the front gate OF your yard with her
horn. Aim carefully at the cows head and
fire. II all the bullets enter into her head 1t
may not cure the warts but 1t will be mighty
good thing for the nelghborhood.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1881-06-04

A newsboy went into cigar store on Gal.
weston avenue and asked tor five.cent cigar
upon receiving which he bit off the end and
lit 1t, throwing down lead nickel.
Look here! it amt good" said the tobac-
conist, examining the nickel
81 know it, but III smoke it anyhow" re,
sponded the Observation-Disclosures feios.