The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-07-28
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She Good Ia wood. the old man said
ihry ogaid Il they would Ne cards
Who ss,s iis usheal,ay 70 sleep in
feashsrf Loof Al Tho spring chicken
and ace how tough be IA
IL Chicago II Il i&shionshle 10 sc.
n4mEiel early 10 the morning This gives
Tho itsde chance 10 get divorce before
night
Msnd n 10 assessed ior $4,000 at
Csaeo 'Anoiber prominent female,
ssys The Lowell Ohsen, ''iAIed without
representation
AZ lndiAn never sDores IN bis sleep
uDiil after be has become partly civilized
10 bis natural state be- il too lazy 70 even
tara over IN bed
a iii,le girl. three. who bad received
kitten, s,ys ''shall We have 10 pack her
10 cainphor nent summer 10 keep the
moths out Of her fur 4
''Woll. youll oNh she's got pretty
foot. wont yout" Yes. I'll grant you tina,
bai then /, newer made half as much Of an
imprc .sion on me - the old mans.
a young lady up 10 Berkshire county
Mas s4ehusetis. Was stung on the lip by q
bee iae other day We congratulate the
DO 20 tnovihg just where the honey wac
such proud moment. too: Proud
yonng father "Oh -er-I wish 10 register
the birth Of daughter. Register No
no. you must 20 back. my boy, and tell
your father 10 come himself
Two Rochester men went fishing,
and on their return were asked as 10 their
success. "0h. said one Of them, We had
about the same measure Of fortune-Brown
brought home perch and ! pole.
In the ladies cabin Of the Hoboken
ferry boat the following notice has been
recently posted The seAts in this cabin
are reserved for ladies' Gentlemen will
please not occupy them until the ladies are
sonel
There are lots of men in this coun.
try who ought 10 be in the same condi-
tion that this gate is in, said the farmer,
rs he shut IL behind a lightning rod ped
dlef How is that" well hung, said
the farmer as be resumed his agricultural
pursuits.
~ In railroad collision the other day n
Young lady's old style bonnet was crushed
aud dcnted in seventeen different places
She took it home and put flower and two
yards OF ribbon on ii, and now has bon
net Of the latest style, worth eleven dol
lars and half
A school teacher discharged for using
the rod too freely, applied for employment
in dress makers establishment, Have
You had any experience in sewing?" asked
the dressmaker. NO." was the reply
"but have a thorough knowledge Of bast-
ing.
Mrs, Grandiose was telling Of the i'm
proyements in her house. yes" she
tbHNlhucu, huu W. Hh'c piStuIo houiu-
lug. in the parlor" "You don't say r. ex-
claimed Mrs Homespun in establishment
''sakes alive! bu. your house must be aw
fnl damp
An old farmer in Tennessee had q
stack Of hay standing near the river The
river overlooked and the hay stack went
down the river on An excursion, The farm
or took farewell look at and exclaimed
What are the Wild waves haying2"
A Jerseyman who attended prayer
meeting with his daughter, felt compelled
to rise up aud remark: II want to be
good and go TO heaven, but il
those fellers don't stop winking at Mary
there will he good deal Of prancing
around here the first thing they know"
There was row in the gallery Of a
Dublin theatre, scuiie, and one voice
shouted. Turn him out" Another:
Throw him over!' "Ay," added third
"a very blood thirsty Milssian 'and
don't waste him. boys. Kill fiddler wild
him
A saloon keeper in New London,
Conn, whose lost pocket book, contain
ing nearly si00, was returned to him by
the finder, impulsiyely exclaimed; lyon
pees Won honest poy; will shake init You
for dc drinks" And they ''shook," and
the honest boy lost and paid.
who's that frizzly. black haired wo-
man talking to nv husband on the otto
manf" She's Mn. Cardigan Smythe ;
Indeed she's good at hattering people, /
should say, aud knows how to lay it on
pretty thick. +" "Ah; you infer that no
doubt, from her attitude and EXPRESSION p
"ol, dear, no. from my husbands"
George. do you love me2" II did
Won know how fondly--bnt--" 80.
George how can you say but? What has
changed youi" well, Clara. have a
prejudice a-a--what under the sun
were You caressing that dog forg" 80,
George, how unjust to poor Fido! He is
only friend.
who is the pretty girl with blonde
hair and deep blue eyes, there in the iaun.
" hAty" asked Alfred, at the lawn party.
who. replied Annie, "that taiiy haired
girl with the ,allow eyes, and that night.
mare Of blue rags on her heads never
saw her before; nobody We want to know. y
That, brethren, is the way different people
look a, pretty girl in pretty bat
This was the sort Of apology the edi.
iior Of contemporary had 10 make to his
readers FROM tim. 10 time during the three