The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-12-16

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HORSES, CATTLE AND CHICKENS.
For collie and grubs, for lung fever,
cough or hide-bound, | give Simmons
Liver Regulator Qiquid) in one ounce
doses; or one teaspoonful of the powder
in a mash twice day. You can re
commend it to any having stock as the
best medicine known for the above com
plants. In using it with my chickens
for cholera and gapes, mix it with the
dough and feed it to them once day.
BY this treatment | have lost none
where the Regulator was given prompt
ly and regularly. L. I. Taylor, Agent
for Grangers Of Georgia.
The Flathead Indians are praised be-
cause they saw wood for their wives.
But they did not get their names for any
such reason.
Old umbrella and buggy tops are now
being utilized by ladies for theatre hats.
The demand for them almost equals that
for Confederate bonds.
Take Ayers Pills for all the purposes
of purgative, for constipation, indi-
gestion, headache and liver complaint.
BY universal accord they are the best of
all purgatives for family use.
A new style of dress goods is called
MAN in the Moon Some other man
ufacturer is sure to eclipse it with a new
sunshade.
The great scarcity of cabbages this
year leads contemporary to detect
slight flavor of tobacco in Connecticut
cigars.
EVILS TO BE AVOIDED.
Over eating is in one sense rs product
i've of evil as intemperance in drinking.
Avoid both, and keep the blood purified
with Burdock Blood Bitters, and you
will be rewarded with robust health and
an invigorated system. Price Sl.00, trial
size 10 cents.
"The health of Washington" ex-
claimed old Mrs. Pinaphor, reading the
big headline in the newspaper "Why
| thought Washington was dead"
IN HOT WATER.
Orpha NJ Hodge, Battle Greek Mich,
writes: | upset a teakettle of boiling
hot water on my hand. / at once
applied Thomas Eclectric Oil, and the
effect was to Immediately allay the pain.
| was cured in three days
A lady in reply to some guests who
praised the mutton on the table said:
"Oh, yes, my husband always buys the
best; he is a great ipecac.'
The Boston transcript" has discov-
cred man who never laughs when he
tells joke. But adds that nobody else
laughs either.
NEARLY A MIRACLE.
+. Asenith Hall, Binghamton, n. Y,
writes: Il suffered for several months
with dull pain through left lung and
shoulders l lost my spirits, appetite
and color, and could with difficulty keep
up all day My mother procured some
Burdock Blood Bitters; | took them as
irected and have felt no pain since first
week after using them, and am now
quite we'll Price Sl.0O, trial size 10
cents.
The four candidates for Representa-
llNCo at lit ItOSllU ClttllOu III DdllsDull
were all sons-inlaw of one man. He
found out what four scoundrels his
daughters had married.
Mr.. William II. Seymour, of Colum-
bus, o., writes: II attended a course of
lectures several winters ago at the Ohio
Medical College of Cincinnati, o. There
! was taught Iron is prominent ele-
ment in the physical organism of man
kind; without it life is an impossibility.
a vast percentage OF the diseases and
premature deaths to which the race is
subject, is caused, or at least made pos
sible by weakening of the bodyin con-
sequence of a lack of iron in the blood.
Having suffered from ill-health, poor
digestion and urinary troubles ever since
| recovered from typhoid fever, compli-
Gated with malarial fever, | determined
to give iron trial. From investigation
learned that Browns Iron Bitters were
the best, and that they did not blacken
the teeth, so concluded to make use of
them. They have acted like charm
| never felt so robust, hearty and strong"
Spurgeon says that when you meet
mad dog you should never argue with
him, unless yon are sure of your logic.
| 1t is better to get out of his way; and if
anybody calls you a coward, you need
not call him a fool-everybody knows
that.
What do you think of n? Can
didly, don't like him-he has hidden
vices" A-ah! What are they7" How
| do tpnut urhnp thntr hiIln, x,;nnsDp
A Mr. Hargrave calls the attention of
the LOndOn Times to the following case
of the resurrection of a tree. a few
years back a great elm was blown down,
with great ball of earth at its roots, on
the property Of Mr. Smyth, the rector of
Little Houghton. Men were set to work
to remove it, but when they had sawn
off the great limbs, to their astonishment
and almost terror, the trunk rose up of
its own accord, and went back to its
original place, and there it stands to
this day, 1t is throwing out fresh
head, and is pointed out as a curious case
OF resurrection.
a. b. Robinson, of Gineganset Cor.
ners, Chenango county, n. Y, is the
owner of mammoth cooler in which
he has now stored about 5000 barrels of
eggs. These eggs are purchased during
the summer at very low prices ard pack
ed away, and at this season they ar,
shipped to New York city, where the,
: are sold for good prices as "fresh.la laic
eggs Mr.. Robson estimates his profit
for the seasons work at $4,000, lie ha
also killed and packed away two carload
). of ducks (about 5000, received fror
Ohio. These are kept until May whe
:, they grace the tables of frst-class restau
:, rants in New York, 1t is understoo
" that stock company is to be formed 8
y Norwich, who will transact. the sam
- business on larger scale.