davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1881-11-11

These ailments follow from torpid lser md
falItnv, II thelr proper work, ~ acri nolson is
forlncd Ill tho bood, which is tho occas!on of
those nouta discusses. Kt.nuy-Wor prtnluccs
,ft tho rhettnsnttu pnlsufs. Eqtlnlty efficient In
liquid ar dry fDrin.-fHtcr-uccaH.
11iIR UNE BRANCH OFFICES.
ri ORDER rs ACCOMMODATE OUis
ess Il IL ass, H. s, Gnys
~ dos4nnted oeIaw. WheIa advSrtl.ct9snt. M wil 5s
s If S |;f . ~ ~" Or
5.Sens t. 'isS5 bSsE.sefs aaa B4onor,, II,
iTi'soX ]. yHGoBus, Druggist, or'; lndtnnn.uv.
" hGGisiAN Druggist cornor rh!rtr.atu. aud
Il; G1w c.. sofgos onkwooa boulevard una
FnANK gQuAlis Druggist Us West stadson-se,
j. siIiiiElIiEt. DruEgit. 4sa wost l'ake.st. cor
i. T.. DitDsi1l4, druggist, sn souti. 1la1s,oa-s.,
mF. KMxiT. DtuRe,.t st~ ~wo.t -At.di,on.*., cor.
ny. ts'!: flnK1nys CO., nrnss,.., LII south
''sli Ms rfNXJi sG,'iS1 T. wA1xwnolr Gil
VIII @ A?;Yi9ii!s $s!'}s1 Tssss ~ Hue ,.anav
eHi"cE Z iitititicK. lowosr Nov.dca,e, md Fancy
.%TG1sf, ,5$,EolsoS' btaRa''i' ia North us',toa.
SUtkTfI DIVISION.
!. NUNthNGllAM Il CO., druggists, ~ North
\ & MiiIHas c0s pruaa,st, us Larrabeo.s..
lGyls ": i. NEnE Printing apa ApyeF.slns
sUnuRbA3.
uSni rAIIk.
uO0DNiClf O. DOW. Druggist, Hyuo rark.av. and
Fltty.thlr1i.st.
psa,Eweop ,syE HxdfH2Ho o2FiSs' corner wentworth.
Av ut1d Eheetnut.st.
EVANSTON.
lEDlIuE W. MUIR. H0ukAe1lor. Btatlonor, and
NuwateAl1r.
LAKE VIEW. ......-
EE WELLS. Post. uHcu, Ana 0FuHRIst, Erar,kton.
nv, hear HvprHey-kt
, 1881-11-11
OFFICE EUIi1NIIITIe{:.

---,- .
1TOIk SALE - S-VOtlV NVAtrULASS
Il alDu-case, black walnut ftuulu Kuutl ~ new.
sIs; also Ntu EAs.HktNt9s. tTu lea uaeh. Apply "
topul 7, ta k:ast lkA.idul!,l
CAFES-FUIi SALE 4 FINE VARIETY
= Ut tI,a celebrated llotrut sat1sf also y uMnshgr
1T HtN ulld uF41AF s4fas VI 0tlGs akps. Eall utI.
GhNESItUnD co. ~ l,earbtIrl-st.
, 1881-11-11

tn HENFUUfnsfI1 II1t1IEt Z
1IOR SJE-Sr.-COTTA{iE
nenr ianv
fieoI ia:au ~. 500
u ucuit', QUO,
f"at ,as... s"s w. 900
M-iuut lot an ttAdsun-ht., uast VI l.anvltt. iHr -
h,dinas d. SsaIson.ai. es.t a. IT As'l1.id az l
2-Hiary brick huIIllhx an lAk9-st near Linctln.
with tr wltntnt lot: hare ~ yuara gr.tunh icHss
pFoperty on Will idIa1,n- H. Mui TO- l2oG
iitlFFIN & liNiEiiT.
CoEnpr Washington hid 1fa1Ftcd-sts.
, 1881-11-11

COUNT, y Iff;<fL ESTATE.
u nc,us VI tn,,eT lam, IN Like En,tnty, IhdIanM,
near river II. KENNEDY. lii lit Sm!lu.st
, 1881-11-11

1I>OR SA !.E-lG ACRES IN LAKE VIEW,
1 IN ths snnstl l!nG q lss1t,': nHa. the 'ake
, 1881-11-11

I1Ot SALE-HfJ. j. G. MAGILL,s CO, ~
~ ,Ws-hnan,n..I; .ou.,,
eI"pnHt ;rl"" tu pta itrat,i, t4st, 4lisI ,.,
g rnrs within wnikth9 tsi"ht,''t huthrs- centre.
hfsst.. 2.t"sr, ,sad g"s:tsSt Sish 10 rooi1s An
vi 81 G| s , . n"s
, ~ aaps r. ar ar Sfn f. 'k '' "'''n
tsa1.Wast Ma.llsai'.st st,,fs and nn.., hsryu,n.
siss s,a s t3at' as1 |S pu.,
fS ~ 1sts "ysrT Il r" ".s 'ssSs s,ss tfn
HaiI Wust Lneksof-st.. 2-story brick front ipusc.
,c. tana.-vnn % yMsc,'-st near I.oomis, 1atory nnd
hfcE: ts.roon, Ind tIttl.n on t.ror iIa"r, iasxe
-statn-ss. store aEd na... .
oSSi Ut. IL waisr.t. 'i trlek huiIlns tarusIot
tGSN-Warrnn.nv. u tls.t:clrr. DctHx1n-front bscks
~ ssS ssst5 aa Ss:onen. ,,ou, front
furfncu md INN jI1iHrGs.
~, ,NhM-FaFk'ass G-etoff tTaH'c oF'ck ehsefcat 2a-
i5Si- -tonare:. A .elas. s.tor, cellar. md
txtutes etc.s farKa lot. improvements nDno wnrth
ESn-au elegant .nnn.ard roof, sanas,.',,e-seonts
~ e1p1nso spAruA, eas. fsuts, dchlsnble i"catIoni
tal1- -isa-s.ory sna unfinished hn,ement cottage.
AUq-Wrst lnckanll.nL. nonr jr'lnrsoh l'ark. 8.
EW.,Wott ilnriiton.st.. 3-story mud bascnIcn.
lflGk. ~ ruosIlt. Roud iD HOUSE aono would c0st
hswssm ;exs Gssa aaa Grand
''-'"''on''t' 'u'syt tyT 1SsI S'f' desirable aon'o'
fla3Wn*i,ti,RtsH St1Io xas # a a'foss III must
a." G"nssuss.ti,, , nesr aH ArE!and.av.
,ss.aia.sy -,in's,..f, Ess, ssr1ss I'LL ir"s vol, vor m
fI;sN--URdon.nv,. 4 i'n1 h1ti.iubs c,'rilar.
, 1881-11-11

TOR SALE-A FINE STONE-Ft0NT
- sssl.lel,Gs oM pnff.ss; i,yar nn!Sn i'aIk
,lioth pl94eB oMnod W ;!os;4sq! .aa ~ AUX
tN.nE
, 1881-11-11

TOR .HALE-.-NANDOLrll-ST. NEAll
Peoria, ffutas h9Mss. lat 1axlN foatt prleu f,aA
H. aLtDasUN i co., Nv la bslia-sL
, 1881-11-11

MONEY To LOAN ON CHICAGO
lH1. reul tsthte In sums uf {l,uQ 10 <UtM
HENRY WAl.l.Ell ILL,
l3rhrlr rt1.Nt
, 1881-11-11

[I,Olt SALl:-A FINE ACRE TRACT
Il Hunr lUtItunn. HENRY NAl.l.EH ill.,.
lui tIGMfluItl.s
, 1881-11-11

TTANTEN-rO REST-3 OR FUR
w n'shcd rOt.n,a for light housekeeping. Aldruss
G u 1EILu]1A Qtlce.
, 1881-11-11

I,UK SAiE-OCrAGON-FRONI' BRICK
FS;ui Il. nI.Uss0S i IT,, III IN sails.st.
, 1881-11-11

uftl 0NN To LOAN, CHICAGO MONEY
spOVsOUV III SUMS " sl.kil srn nPwart!s.
iron, IL years, vt par cent ~ ti.prny1d tT,pry
b aud Il ilurdat Heck, n ltUnt,Ilr-At
, 1881-11-11

DEAL. ESTATE LOANS IN SUMS OF
l. fb,nN aI1 upwards htH nar cent rot upon lhl-
proved Uty psupgrlT. LYMAN &JAEkSuS, ii Port.
fMrii lsjurE.
, 1881-11-11

A ny AMOUNT 10 LOAN ON FUKSl-
II tugo nnd r;nEnx wlthVAt rHtlbTM1 and NIL Ettlh
1ccurites Ut lowHst rntus. Vi ucaFborli-st. Hum H.
, 1881-11-11
IIOI:SISS 4t-yD CARRIAGES.

A GENTLEMAN On. ACCOUNT or
buHlltsx il 3fuiIt.ii II. soil ut
my saercu ii: n,ass ady I. ,i,ea +; y.np t,..,
ra iurss IN Vurnlut, ahp was lat.e by Mr. lnrfnn.
II Whllu NT1r Iuhrtln VIZ una " ir ttt!o shB wAs
ya. hsiulI,l .rnit3d tn!, Ia ~ trnek e
baek ialu1x, aill Gnu sf tB bssl xHlg rtH.a hUEs0.
Iii The ely. AIstI. bttRant sat Ut ruah hnrnSss And
irx ,nir Ut Jrt Uhek Hsslan benf tt,bus
10 GltA90. Fnli iarticHnFa BY alp!EsE Ut ny Fcsi-
INfai1, 1Nki WubMatl+tf.: Atitljir cttnYEt.tENt,
, 1881-11-11

TITANTED--AI,L PEOPLE WHO WISH
w IL butsuw nion9y IN city teat cstmtg Ut tUuust
rates tn cal! uu us, EItEESEl1AuA II S0S9, u DaAE-
, 1881-11-11

JIJANTEl,-'r@ ltENT-nY GENTLE
w nmn mud wlf9t two hn''d.on'sy IN tnrntsnt4 % Som.
a,srI pslvAto family Addross, stating iesms, u H.
TRIBUNE HtftEt.
, 1881-11-11

NTOIeTt;.AGE LOANS MADE AND
lHl urts uUrt1a.eA hlught I'M lnpruxs1 rty prop
ertY mid 1llIhIs iarns xIaluALi. Fu5E u CO.,
Irtbuua lIuHlnH.
, 1881-11-11
BUSINESS CJ[ANCISS..

UV6747 7~a5S C33<E C7E.5..
r.
E1OK SALE--LEASE AND FURNITURE
i Ut rplI-xNnwia Intel III kMnAna; will 'inyuieo
nGout ei.tt This 1luial il pnyIDx ws1l md will
katbsf* any i1cr*,tIl tHt vii! make nI1ney &sery
3cnf, 1t EHI.I1 ttA iEhlH hhlGt In ti9 purg, An up
inrtan!ts r. Uttered IN cn<y trrslis tn ecn into
Urlsilta blzlstuH4, Il,t ttnttH tur cpgo prsIkA
rrly. + :, TelulnIb btticn.
, 1881-11-11

TIOl. SALE-ON WEST AlAnlSON.S'r.,
IL npaf Ann. " fuHt. with building, i4lyanA ll 1r
can't MT. X, bl.l,9e1N i To, liu Ia balo.st-
, 1881-11-11

TIyOR SALE-lSU FEET ON WASlllSt;~
Il toa.buuIayard, east Of E4I!futnla-sx. nj A. bar
Yah. HENRY MAl.IAht jH-
, 1881-11-11

A ny AMOUNT no LOAN On FUIkSl-
n trsro mid pianos, without rsHusnl. I'll isAndDlI
, 1881-11-11

1i,Ol; SA1.E-{il,UGERY STORE IN
Il thrlynI lnul. tuwn: 4Dlng uund bus!nt~s:
Mnnna! sue. s2i.tn: Will invuIcu ElnA GAllSEtt y
Ht1llEIt IL. l,,t tuttp-tt
, 1881-11-11

1IHO1t SALE-CllUICE 1'llUI'EIETY.
SOUTH SIDE.
TnHi.nv. f1np tmpFnyei ib-fnnt lot ncnr
lriee ..tnom
Iridse.c"art, iot sy III t...........::.,.. iGeo
D.urturIi-rt.. Sus. ait;and 37l7 being Well-bMtit
HIscA. tnGH 1s'V
l4s,lS on FGrty-ut1hth. FUrty.h!nit, firtletht
Victor, md Atesdopn.sta., fruu $Tb tu s10
Twuniy y..ccunf.Rt. ~ 49, nr 70 foeL aa1t Of Stew-
ntt-av.. suuth 'front.' cheAI'.
-.-..... WEST BIUE. ...
canast IN. "s'.. "'' w.. ~" e,e' smo
f&hftuUlp1i-sl, ~ feet, aOHth iENEt, near GrGgn-
tL With twu fsame buildings. well runt1a, at
14FtA!t II Tux tn soUH.
, 1881-11-11

lTOll SAl.E-lo .ACltES ONE MILE
- - 'AS wy ''3' ilENilT WIil.tsyt Jls,
IN t}Bnrt41rtt-tt
, 1881-11-11

MONEY TO LOAN AT CURRENT
.Nl- rn.en on real sslata. ~ ". itfAAh. ill., Acu
l.G UehrbAr1-at.
, 1881-11-11

E1t,Is SAl.E--LEASEA AND FURNITURE
IL vi .t-ruOn lUu*4, ltn* cenrIIM flu per HIDutli:
II nir., lOcAtIun. GANEEit y Hu1lEls, III la
HHllr.af.
, 1881-11-11

CyT.ATE SAYINGS INSTITUTION. I
= III. now paying dcpoeltur. tho fnnrtb AivldDnd
tIJ pur eeht 1T az In Sallu's L. u. VIlS kuc0yur.
ClligHr,t, uct. t. lhtt.
, 1881-11-11

Erf)ls SALI-NDlgrIE SIDE LOTS, ON
II p.s i"Si. riiiiti' MYEits & CO, isoom Ii i'll
lIu,idHIntl.Et
, 1881-11-11

NNUNEr TO LOAN On FURNITURE,
ltA pa.lus. etc. WITHOUT removal ntId IN colttot.
Rs. HEUltUE FAIRLY. lis Hru ,!u wuBt Munrlask
, 1881-11-11

li1Jls SALt;-4Ar LIZ GRANGE. SEVEN
~ !n!1ss rum GI'aa,Hn bennttfM r1.llunce lu!s "
utisr hi. rlnttl iiey viii 1 f9t Lasts xtIuw iIuu.
liza nItuHS, III I.a kAIin.EE fnoln !.
, 1881-11-11

Ij,Ol. SAl.E--At;RlCuI.TlJk t3lpI.E.
Il n,sntr s,nnnfactnry. I"cntrd ~, thu EhrnE'' y
NirthMrstern kArt>n,&, jlHnr NJ. tsr,iuI h. Ruauf
anle ~ ~ the p!.'wH and cntsa,"r. aiat c1 Ls
md .Ii"e.ltry and i"l F,s &a0sl Or rxc1nnas t..r
Kt,d un.aA.unerMA prnnrrty IN hc.'S.. u bsi,nAa
mt httE!ltl to thu busnesE MAISuS HILL ll5
ff,tfJ.
, 1881-11-11

NASTED-S.tl.E OF lSTEG-
w rlty nno pu,, FUR IIlanusy. iuwn Minnesota,
NIsc0titln. Michigan. Insnrn: his!ne-s purirAtnL
Mtd printable, Ahnrrna. Wilt stllup 4ntt Epstalst.
HIIiii;UE q CU., Il slIritipats-uy., tiIl.tg1,
, 1881-11-11

RIO lsENT--W --WISNErkA--1NO ACRES,
Son. u MutEunull.nn UIuck,
Skaffaren. [volume] (Red Wing, Minn.) 1878-1882, 1881-02-02
AAG,1.EesRIs..Kss. - A,

Ofver1artsbiJetter t5'dn Sverige,
Norge och Dannaark till bahgare
priser Gm radgonsin hos HERMAN
STOCKENSTR0M, .SKAFFA.
RENS kontor, 231 E.. Seventh
Street, st. Paul, Mimn.
AFTER en- stor snostorm onsdags
New York.
KoPPoRNA hafva brutit ut i >Clin.
ton, Missouri.
ToLF byggnader nedbrunno i fire.
days i Atlanta, Georgia.
BYN Johnstown, N. j., forlorade
i s6ndags $25, 900 genom cid.
SENATOR Maxay af Texas blef i
tisdags f0rliden vecka atervald.
KoPPoRNA hafva utbrutit Iowa
straffangelse uti Fort Madison.
B1LLEN att beskatta jernvagarne
nedgjordes Dakotas legislator.
ELEANOR Williamson, 104 ar
gammal, dog nyligen New York.
Elm stark jordst6t kandes i tis.
days f0rra veckan i Montgomery,
N. Y.
FANeELsET i Baldwin, Mich,
nedbrann l0rdags och Brown
ihjalbrandes.
L1KTJUFvAR hafva utofvat sitt
m5rka handtverk 8 kyrkogardar i
Alexandria, Virginia.
.PREs1DENrEN har nominerat
Stanley Matthews till domaren
Swayne's eftertradare.
SAWYER ar valid till F0renta Sta.
ternas senator fran Wisconsin.
Han erh0ll 81 roster af 1873.
DEN - januari valdes tillpro.
vost for ''the university of Penn
sylvania'' VIM. Pepper, M. D.
ELD och vatten f6rstorde i tors
days egendom for 100000 j 365
och 367 Broadway, New York.
ToLFAR1GA f1ickan Selma Peters
Bayside, New Jersey, d6dades !
lordags under Misunderstanding.
MYND1eHETERNA i Mount AYR,
Iowa, rapportera att kopporna der.
stades grassera med stor valdsam-
het.
[. PosTKoNToRET Vassar, Mich. !,
inb.6to sig lordags matt tjufvar
och bortstulo penniDgar och frimar.
ken for $4,000.
Skaffaren. [volume] (Red Wing, Minn.) 1878-1882, 1881-02-02
Lagen angaende tidningar och tidskrifter
F0renta Staterna.

y Prenumeranter, som ej uttryckligen
tillkannagifva motsatsen, anses fortsatta
prennmeraticnen. . .o.-
q Tillsager prenumeranten, att han eJ
langre onskar hafva tidningen, ar utgif-
varen dock bersttigad att skicka densam-
ma, tills all prenumerationsskuld ar af ::
betald,
81 Underlater prenumerant att af hem
ia tidningen fran slit postkontor eller
nekar han att emottaga den, ar han lik-
val ansvarig for priset dera, anda tlils
han galdat all skuld till tidningen och
derefter beordrat dess upphorande.
A. Prenumerant, som andrar bostad
utan att underratta utgifvaren harom,
och salunda fortfarande later tidnin-
gen sandals till den ursprungliga adres-
sen, ar fortfarande ansvarig for densam-
ma.
s. ktskilliga domstolar hafva faststalt,
att 'nekande att pa postkontoret emotta-
ga sin tidning, uraktlatelse att afhemta
densamma, eller bortdyttning fran orsen
utan att underratta utgifvaren, bora anses
och bestraffas sssom uppsat till svek och
bedrageri." ,.
g. En- hvar, som emottager och begag-
mar en- tiuning. betraktas enligt lag sa-
som prenumerant, antingen han beordrat
tidni2gen eller Ell.
y Betalar prenumerant forskott, ar
han skyldig att vid preDumerationstidens
slut underratta utgfvaren, handelse
han Ell fortfarande will bibeh3lla tidnin-
gen. Uraktlater han delta, eyer utgifva-
rem ratt att framgent s,nda tidningen,
och prenumeranten halles ansvarig. anda
tills han uttryckligen afsagt sig densam
ma, och pa samma gang inbetalt ala re-
sterande afgifter. ...
Skaffaren. [volume] (Red Wing, Minn.) 1878-1882, 1881-02-02
3:je Arg. No 5.
Entered at the Post Office at
s.. Paul, Mimi, as second class
matter.

Agenter uppmanas att, dd requisi-
tion for tidningar insd~des, le'''''a
mornm pa hSa,je sarskild person, hans
postkontor och stat, och dd pennin.
gar iinsandos, uppguoo, hurumycket
hvorje prenat,perant inbetah.
Lagen angaende tidningar och tidskrifter
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-05-06
The Rarity of Healthy Genius.

We acknowledge reluctantly that of
few painters can it be said that they
were, at the same time, highly educated
as youths, highly experienced in the
world as young men, highly successful
in the art they practiced and the friend
ships they gained, and highly honored
mt the close of their career for their pic
lures, their teachings and their life.
Something, we can not say what, that
belongs to the artist temperament is
generally found TO prevent either the
success sought for or the respect that
should accompany it; or, if it makes
shipwreck of neither fame nor respect,
yet forms the cause of disaster still more
fatal to happiness. and spreads over re-
,putation aud honor a shadow of morbid
sadness which admits Of little or no al
deviation. Healthy genius may exist,
we believe IL has existed, but il is GER
tainly the rarest thing in the world, and
all the conditions Of modern life seem to
be against its development Ia pectafor
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-05-06
Old Peoples Unconscious Jokes.

Long life and old habit create On
amusing seH-oblivion when comparison
with others is suggested. 1t is some
thing like the inebriate's phantasy which
makes him change places with the world,
and think every man drunk but himself
or like the simple unconsciousness of
the old English servant, who, when his
master, meaning to discharge him, told
him, 1--WE must part, john" asked,
Where do we propose goin' to, sir ?"
The old story OF Thad Stevens saying
to the stout young men who used to
carry him in his chair to the House of
Representatives "Well. boys, who will
carry me when you are gone? is older
tina Stevens, however original il might
have been with him.
An old gentleman, 70 years old, once
remarked: 81 take pains with my writ
ing, so that when / am old 1 shall be
able to read it."
Another, aged II, ut the head of q
large publishing house, on being remon-
strated with for working 30 hard, an
swered: 81 don't feel it now, but ex-
pect 1 shall in after life"
The youngest daughter, of II years,
having died, one of her parents, who was
100 years old, remarked :" always told
thee, John, we should never rear that
child"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-05-06
Plans of POlygamy.

Some idea of the avowed designs of
the Mormon Government may be formed
from the following public statements by
their Bishop, Lunt
"Our Church has been organized only
fifty years, and yet behold its wealth
and power! This is our year of jubilee.
We look forward with perfect confidence
to the day when we will hold the reins
of the United States Government. That
is our present temporal aim; after that
we expect to control this continent. We
do not care for the territorial officials
sent out TO govern u.s. They are
nobodies here. We do not recognize
them. Nor DO we fear any practical
interference by Congress. To-day we
hold the balance of political power in
Idaho: we rule III Utah absolutely; and
in very short time we will hold the
balance of power in Arizona and Wyom-
ing. A few months ago President Snow,
OF st. George, set out with a band OF
priests for an extensive tour through
Colorado, New Mexico, Wyoming, Mon
tana, Idaho and Arizona to proselyte.
We also expect to send missionaries to
some parts of Nevada, and we design
to plant colonies in Washington Terri
tory. In the past six months we have
sent moro than 1000 of our people down
through the Sewer Valley to settle in
Arizona, and the movement still pro-
crosses. All this will help to build up
for us political power that the dema-
gogues will be forced to recognize. Our
vote is solid, and will always remain so.
II will be thrown where the most good
will be accomplished, for the Church.
Then, in some great political crisis, the
two great political parties will bid our
support Utah will then be admitted as
polygamous State. and the other Terri
tories we have peacefully subiugated
will be admitted also. We will then
hold the balance of power, and will die
tate. In time our principles, which are of
sacred origin, will spread throughout the
United States. We will possess the
ability to turn the political scale, in any
particular community we desire. Our
people are obedient. You can imagine
the results which wisdom may bring
about with the assistance of church
organization like ours. 1t is the COM
pletest one the world has ever seen"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-05-06
How 10 Mind a Baby.

First a man must have one to take
care of. 1t isn't every one that is fort
innate enough to have one, and when he
does his wife is always wanting to run
over to the neighbours five minutes, and
he has to attend to the baby. Sometimes
she caresses him, and oftener she says.
sternly, "John. take good care of the
child till 1 return" You want to re-
monstrate, but cannot pluck up courage
while the awful female eye is upon you
SO you prudently refrain, and merely re-
mark Don't stay long, my dear. y
She is scarcely out of sight when the
luckless babe opens its eyes, and its
mouth also, and emits yell which
causes the cat 70 bounce out of the door
as if something had stung it. You tim
idly lift the cherub, and sing an operate
air; it does not appreciate it, and yells
the louder. You try to bride it with q
bit OF sugar not a bit of use, it spits ii
out. You get wrathy and shake it. 1t
stops a second, and you venture an.
other, when, good heavens it sets up
such roar that the passers by look up
in establishment. You feel desperate
your hair stands on end and the perspiia-
ton oozes out of every pore as the ago
nlzing thought comes over you, what if
the luckless child should have fit
You try baby talk; but "litty, litty
lamby" has no effect-for it stretches as
If red-hot poker had been laid upon
its spine, and still it yells. You are
afraid the neighbors wild be alarmed,
and give it your gold watch as q last re-
source, Just in time to save your whis-
kers; though it throws down handful
of your cherished mu,taches to take the
watch, and you thankfully find IN easy
char forest your aching limbs, when down
comes that costly watch upon the floor,
and the cause of all the trouble breaks
into an ear-splitting roar, and you set
your teeth and prepare to administer
personal chastisement, when in PUSHES
the happy woman known as your wife,
sn ,tches up the long-safering child
from your willing arms, and, sitting
down, stills it by magic, while you caze
mournfully at the remains of your wat Ii
and cherished mustache, and, utterino
malediction on babykind in general,
and on the image of its father in partic.
ular, vow never to take care of the baby
again-until the next time.
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The following are the present rulers of
European governments: Austria Hun
gary, Emperor Franz Joseph I Belgium,
King Leopold III; Denmark, King Chris
tian TX; France, President Francis p. J..
Grevy; Great Britain and Ireland, Queen
Victoria; Greece, King Georgios 1; Ger
many, Emperor Wilhelm; Italy, King
Humbert l.; Netherlands, King William
LII; Portugal, King Luis 1; Roumania,
Prince Karl l. Russia, Emperor Alexan-
der III: Servia, Prince Milan w; Spain,
King Alfonso XII; Sweden and Norway,
King Oscar III; Switzerland, President
Numa Droz; Turkey, Sultan Abdul
Hamid- Khan.
Following are the houses Of the first
rank, only the names of the nations and
the houses being given: Austria Hun
gary, Habsburg- Lorraine; Germany,
Hohenzollern; Great Britain, Hanover;
Italy, Savoy Carignano; Russia, Ro-
manof- Holstein.
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The way OF happiness and comfort for
single middle-aged women would be
much easier il different method was
pursued by parents toward their daugh-
tiers while they are still young. Moth
ing. of course, can recompense woman
for the loss in her life of the love of hus.
band and children, but there is no rea-
son why, added to this bitterness, she
should always have the humiliation oil
dependence. Half the terrors of sim
ole life of n woman lie in the fact that
she will never have home of her own,
but must remain dependent on father
and brothers the one too many in the
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honsehold; the beneficiary on suherance
in the family, though she work twice as
much % the actual members. A father
naturally sets his boy ON his own feet at
coming Of age, but as naturally keeps
his daughter dependent on himself. 1t
is pleasure, perhaps, to him to give
her gowns and pin money at 30 AZ when
she was 3. He does not reflect that she
has the longing, equally natural to
every man and woman, TO take her own
place in the world, to be a rooted plant,
lot parasite. The difficulty is easily
solved. Ii the father is wealthy, let him
settle absolutely upon his daughter,
when she is of marrying age, the amount
he would have given her as n dover, in
stead of doing ont the interest as con-
slant gifts if he is poor man, let him
give her some trade or. occupation by
which she can earn her own money.
This course would obviate the mercena-
ry necessity of marriage which rises
night and day before the penniless, de-
pendent woman. The HOusekeeper.
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NOTIONS OF THE FIRST SETTLERS.

From the Mondovi (WisD Bunaio co. Herald
Mr. w. III. III. Amidon, one of the first
settlers in the town of CHINATOWN, Wis,
and one of the most industrious and hard
working men in the county, has been very
severely troubled with rheumatic pains
during the past few years. SO much at times
that he was disabled from performing man.
ual labor. Learning of the wonderiV cures
effected by the use of St Jacobs Oil he
procured few bottles and experienced
immediate relief Many others of our
acquaintance have used 1t and express
themselves as highly gratified with the relief
it has afforded them. This king Of medi-
cines can be bought everywhere.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-05-06

Eu.Ear's ExrRAcr OF TAR AND Wild CHERRY
has been used for twenty years, and during that
time has saved many very valuable hives. Do
not neglect cough or cold until it Is too late.
Try this excellent remedy, and we are sure you
will be convinced Of its merits. Chronic
Coughs, and even Consu'nptives, are cured by
following the directions. Every bottle ~ war
ranted 10 give satisfaction. Prepared by the
Emmert Proprietary Co., Chicago. Sold by
all good druggists.
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IL is strange my one will suffer from arrangements
brought on by impure blood. when SCOVII.LS SAItSA
PARILIA AND STILLINGlA. or BLOOD AND
LIVER SYRUP. will restore health TO the physical or
ganzaton. 1t is strengthening syrup. easant to take
and the BEST BLOOD PURIFIER discovered
curing Scroua. syph tic disorders. Weakness of the
Kidneys, Eryspea Malaria Nervous disorders. DebI
y Bilious complaints. and Dieases of the Blood, Liver
Kidneys. Stomach, SIX N, etc.
BAKERS PAIN PANACEA cures pain In man and
beast
DIR. ROGERS WORM SYRUP instantly destroy,
WORMS.