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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

POSITIVE RESULTS. There arc numerous
remedies that cure sometimes and become
trusted as useful, but none have ever proved &c
effectusl-cured so many and such remarkable
cases-as DR.. Ayers medicines.
The Cherry Pectoral has restored great hum
bers OF patients who we're believed to be hope
lessly affected with consumption.
Ague Cure breaks up chills and fever quickly
and surely.
Ayers Compound Extract OF Sarsaparia err
adicates scrofula and impurities OF the blood
clsanses the system and restores it to vigorous
health. By its timely use many troublesome
disorders that cause decline Of health are e1-
PEELED or cured.
Ayers Pills and their effects are too well
known everywhere to require any commenda-
ton from us bere.-Scranton (Pa.) Times.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

The party gotten up by Johnson, OF the
Dyckman House, on Thursday evening last, was
a brilliant success. A fine company attended
and an excellent time was had. The music was
furnished by Shows orchestra, and that is q
sufficient evidence OF it's excellence. II anybody
gets up more pleasant or enjoyable party any
where they must be wide awake.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Mrs. Nortbrup, sister OF E. o. Briggs, Esq,
died at the residence OF the latter, in this VII
lage, on Tuesday OF this week. Mrs. N. had
been visiting friends here and was taken sick
with pneumonia at her brothers, on Thursday
OF last week, an died asd above stated.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

AT a meeting OF the associated agricultural
societies Of this State, at Lansing on Thursday
OF last week, e. A. Harrison was elected Presi-
dent for the ensuing year, and it was decided
to hold the next meeting OF the society at Paw
Paw.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

The next time Ebenezar Green comes to
town he had better hitch his horse. Joe. says
be found . jug in the hind end OF the cutter.
That may account for the carelessnsss OF Mr..
G.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

We are in receipt of an invitation by the
Bangor Masons, to attend their first annual
Reception and Banquet, to be given at their
Hall in Bangor, on Friday evening, Feb. 18th.
Those Bangor fellows are not in the habit OF
doing things by halves, and you can calculate
they are going to have good time.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Mrs. Thos. o. Ward widow OF former editor
OF this paper. was married on the 18th ult. to
Mr.. Joseph Buckhout, OF Oshtemo, Kalamazoo
county. Mr.. =. is an extensive and wealthy
farmer and has the reputation OF being fine
man.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
Rucl.Iep,s Arnsca saIye.

The Best Salve in theIworld for Cuts, Bruises,
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, letter, Chappeo
Hands, Chilblains, Corns. and all KINDS OF okln
Frnntions' This Salye Is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction in every case or money re-
funded. Price Is cents per box.
For Sale by all Druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
AOuERR NOTION.

Many people think it cheaper to buy rs cent
mistake. For instance, DIR. Wistar's Balsam
OF Wild Cherry contains about eight Tunes the
quantity OF ordinary Is cent cough balssms.-
Besides it takes q less quantity OF Wistars Bal
sam to cure cold. A single dose is often sur
fcient. For deep seated Colds and Consump-
ton II has proven itself to be the best and
quickest cure ever discovered. l31Sly
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Samuel II. Irwin, OF Ute Greek, Colfax Co.
New Mexico says The Only Lung Pad, has
done more for my wife than al the gallons OF
Cod Liver Oil. French or American. she has
taken, or all the Doctors Medicines she has
used.-See Adv.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
Fruit Farm for Sale-Cheap |!

The undersigned offers his fruit farm, two
miles east of Lawton, FOR sale Very Cheap!
On the farm are the following fruit trees
600 Peach-100 bearing; 100 Pear, bearing
100 Ounce, ana a good, bearing, apple orchard.
There is also the usual variety OF small fruits
on the place. aud five acres OF wheat on the
ground. This farm contains 40 acres, add lies
IN the heart OF the celebrated fruit region east
OF Lawton. 1t will be sold very cheap and easy
terms gwen. Inquire OF ID. q. smith, on the
premises, or address
A. G. GRAVES,
1349m3s Mattawan, Mich.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

pA1ArApLE MFDYcrNRs.-Ayer's Cherry Pee
toral is honeyed drop OF relief; his Catharsc
Pills glide sugar-shod over the palate; and his
Sarsaparrilla is a nectar that imparts vlgor 10
life, restores the health, and expels dlsea'e.-
WatertoXn lPal Advertiser.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
TALLEYRAND.

Taleyrand says the use OF words is to CON
cesl our thoughts" we can't find words good
enough to express our thoughts, when we find
DYSPEPSIA entirely cured by Spring Blossom:
Prices: 80 cents. and trial bottles 10 cents.
Sold by Duncombe, Stearns, & Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

In the article on fine wool sheep in our last
issue, it was made to read that Mr.. Anderson
sold his yearlings at an average Of "a per head.
II should have read ga.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Ten new converts we're added to the Christian
church on Sunday last, as result OF the series
OF meetings being held there. The meetings
continue this week.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE.

Why will You use saves and lotions, aud 9TH
er outward appliances for the cure OF SKIN dis
eases Z? The relief thus obtained can only be
temporary. Why not strike at the root 81 all
skin diseases by getting your blood and liver In
q healthy, vigorous condition? This can only
be done effectively and thoroughly by using DR..
Guysotts Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. lSlBly
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Myron Wells has purchased over 1900 bush
els Of beans here this winter, and has had them
hand picked; paying to those who have done
the picking over $3.50 in cash
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

AL Stevenson has purchased the Clifton house
livery stock and leased the barn, aud, as he is .
tip-top fellow, will be we'll pstroniEed.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
OLD, TRIED AND TRUE

Remember DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock ard
SarsapaIilla Ia not new, untried compound. It
has stood the test Of forty years. use, and has
proven itself to be the best vegetable compound
ever discovered for curing scrofula. sypbilItlc
disarders, skin and bloot diseases, liver com
plants urinary troubles, etc. 11313ly
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
CROW--KUS SES.

The Rooster crows when che egg is incubated,
because he knows the hen likes her "lay" set to
music. When our "lays" in bed are set to
music OF green's caused by Bilious Coils, Spring
Prices: so cents, and trial bottles 10 cents.
Sold by Duncombe, Stearns Il Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

THE LION MALARIA AND LIVER PAD,
AND BODY AND FOOT PLAsTERs
Will not only cure Malarial Fevers OF every
kind, but its action upon the Stomach, Liver
and Kidneys In correcting their irregularities
and enabling them to resume their proper
functions makes 1t q remedy Of great value
Try it. The whole combined treatment for one
dollar. For sale by druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

South Haven is having run OF the measles.
The Sentinel says about one hundred scholars
OF the union school are having them.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Three OF Mr.. William Longs children, in the
east part OF the village are having the scarlet
fever. All are doing we'll
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

We are informed that Don Henderson, OF the
Allegsn Journal, proposes to start new daily
at Grand Rapids.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

w. Miller, Of Bellvue, Ohio, says have
been troubled with Asthma, and received no
relief until procured your Only Lung Pad"
/ can recommend il to any one having the
asthma.-See ADV.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
QUERY.

What is the difference between an invalid.
and one caught in lie One lies in a cot. and
the others caught (cot in q lie. Invahds need
not take to their bed whilst using Spring Bios
som in cases OF indigestion, billousness or sick
headache, but attend to their business whilst
getting cured. Prices: 90 cents, and trial bot
ties 10 cents.
Sold by Duncombe, Stearns & Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
Pengelly's Woman's Friend

FOB MAIDEN, WIFE AND MOTHER,
IN test OF OF nine years in thirty different
States has proved itself rightly named.
1t needs no Balderdash and Puffery but only
a PLAIN introduction into a community, and al
ways after it lives and grows through the good
words OF those who use it. IL ia a remedy for
those complaints (no mention needed), peculiar
IN women, youpg or old. Sold by 1344tl2+
DUNCOMBE, STEARNS & co. /.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

The schools OF Jackson are closed en- account
OF scarlek fever.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Ben. Sheldon, OF Antwerp, sold one day this
week to Kalamazoo parties, a yoke OF cattle
that turned the scales at just 1000.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
UNLIKE ANY OTHER.

Halls Catarrh Cure is different from any
other. as 1t is taken internally. II acts upon
the blood and never fails to cure. For sale by
all druggists at IS cents per bottle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Z" WAS BILIOUS AND MY NERVES WERE
QUITE UNSrRUNG."

Dear Sir IL bad been. ont OF health
for three months. Was bilious, my eyes and
complexion being yellow and my nerves were
quite unstrung. Had lost my appetite, my
mouth tasted bad, my head WAS stopped up ana
felt dull and heavy and had lostmy ambition.
have now taken one bottle OF your Blood and
Liver Remedy and Nerve Tonic and feel entire
ly cured. Yours truly,
Nm. WHITAKER.
DIR. Fenner's Improved Cough Honey will re-
leve any cough in one hour.
DIR. Fenner's Golden Relief cures any pain, as
tooth ache, neuralgia, collie or headache in B to
80 minutes, aud readily relieves rheumatism,
kidney complaint diarrhna, etc.
DIR. Fenner's st. vitus Dance Specific. One
bottle always cnres. For sale by Duncomoe,
Stearns Il Co., Paw Paw.
At wholesale by MORRISON, Plummer d Co.,
Chicago Illinois.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

The mails beng a little "off our Decatur
and Kendall locals arrived too late.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic is mild Laxativ,

An illinois woman has named her baby {" Pin
afore,, Probably because she never What ?
Well, comparatively seldom was without DIR.
Thomas Electric OIL, winch is the only RENE
DIV that has such wonderful cures for whooping
cough, diphtberia, colds, burns. sores, hurts &c.
sold by all Druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

HARRISON & ROWLAND,
Attorneys at Law, Office in Court House,
Paw Paw, Mich.
G. A. HARRISON. Sec'y. Farmers Mutual Fire
Insurance Co., OF Van Buren, County.
o. w. ROWLAND, General Fire Insurance and
Claim Agent. 13S0tf
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

The roads in the country are not drfted,
simply showed in. is all.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Lots OF waste material in Thermometers
One-fourth the length would be ample.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Col. Curtenius, of Kala Dazoo, has lost foul
children by diphtheria since Jan. first
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Carroll Bros. have opened their boot and shoe
store. Look out for their adv. next week.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

When looking for anything In the way OF
Holiday Candies, Just drop in to the Paw Paw
Bakery and see il they hav'nt got . little the
finest assortment in town. 1882
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Miss LYDIA L. Conway has gone to Valparaiso
to attend the normal school at that place.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
THE MAILS.

The Paw Paw post Office IS open from =: M
to D. IN. Money order business closes at p.
m, register business at 80.
ARRIVAL OF MAILS.
Eastern g. Western way q through, 2 m
Detroit IL 80 p m
Athena, Tuesdy, Thursdy Saturday, IL %
Glendale, Wednesdays d Saturdays, p m
Wsstern vsv 2:30 p N
Eastern wsy and Lawton 80 p m
Hartford and Lawrence Up m
CLOSING OF MAILS.
Hartford and Lawrence Iao m
Eastern vay and Lawton 10 AS q m
Western wsy 1246 p m
Almena, Tuesd' y, Thurs dy, Saturday IL 40 p m
Glendale a Waverly Wed'y & Satd'y :46 p m
Detroit, East n q Westn way q thro' 2 80 2 m
0xo. w. MATTHEWS, =. N.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Why will men shaka and burn with alternate
chill and fever. when Reeds Gilt Edge Toni
will cure them. Try it tx
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Fresh Roasted Peanuts and all other kind OF
Nuts, Dates, Figs, choice Rasins. Oranges
Lemons, etc. at Paw Paw Bakery.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
Grue Nortberner.
Coral Department.

Paw Paw, MIcHIGAN, FEE. 4tb, 1881,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
1349un3t
For Sale or Exchange.

A farm Of ninety acres, two and half miles
South OF Keller Center, we'll improved. will
sell or exchange for larger farm, improved,
paying difference. Enquire OF A. Fl. Cook on
the premises, or K. NJ. Cook at Isaac Monroe's
near Lawrence. 1344t4<
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
Come to Time.

For Rockford, Elgin, waltham, Springfield,
Lancaster and other makes OF Watches, Stem
or key winding, in cases any weight from two
to five ounces hunting or open-face. go to
Chappells Jewelry Store opposite the Dyckman
House.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
Wanted to Exchange

A Piano or Organ for village lot IN this WI
lage-near Main street. Inquire at the Muslt
store OF 80 w. M. BRANCH.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

o. W. Rowland is in Detroit attending the
annual session OF the grand lodge A. o. L. w.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
House to Rent.

A desirable location-corner Niles and Der
rien streets. Inquire at this Office or OF W.
Cook, five miles west on Lawrence road
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

He saw the shadow and crawled back.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Reeds Gilt Edge onlc cures habltual Cos
tiveness.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Remember, that the Paw Paw Bakery will
have plenty OF those Fresh Baltimore Oysters,
in bulk and cans.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Henry Clement, Almonte, writes: For q
long time was troubled with chronic Rheuma-
thing and everything recommended, but failed
to get any benefit until gentleman who was
cured OF Rheumatism by DIR. Thomas Electric
Oil told me about IT. began using it both IN
ternally and externally, and before two bottles
were used was radically cured. We lind 1t
Cuts and Bruises, it has no equal"
Sold by all Druggists.
Jabesb Snow, Cunning Cove, n. S., writes !:
" / was completely Frustrated with the Asthma.
but hearing OF DIR. Thomas Eclectrc OIL, pro-
cured bottle. and it did me so much good that
! got another, and before il was used was
well. NV son was cured OF bad cold by the
nse OF half bottle. IL goes like wildfre. and
makes cures wherever it is used"
Sold by all Druggists,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

st. Mark'sChurch.-Rev.G .P. Schetky ID.
D., Rector.
Servces--Sunday, lO1s q. m, p. m. eun-
day School after morning service. Friday, z
p. m.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Social dance At the Opera House this Fi-
day. evening.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
AUCTION! AUCTION!

To al! parties Wishing the services OF an
Auctioneef. I am prepared to make Farm
Sales at reasonable rates 1851
II. W. McCABE, Paw Paw, Mich.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
Business Notices.
VALENTINES.
Farm for Sale !
January 10th, 1881.

Geo. w. Matthews has the finest line OF Val.
entines in Paw Paw. Look for yourselves.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

C,tbolicChurch-St Mary sImmaculate Con-
ception. First Sunday OF every month at Ar
lngton: Mass at 10 o'clock; Catechism after
mass. Second, fourth and fifth Sundays at
Paw Paw: Mass at 1880; Catechism, I. M.
Third Sunday at Decatur: Mass at 10 O'Clock
Catechsm after mass. During the week, Mass
at O'Clock. WERNERT'
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
Hides. Pelts and Leather.

pay cash for Hides, Pelts and Furs at my
old stand, opposite the CourtHouse. Leather
and Findings for Shoe and Harness makers
use for sale at the LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES
I3O8ly II. A. GRANGER.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
Church Directory.

Christian Church, w. jenkins, Pastor.
Services-Every Lords day at 10 30 and
O'Clock p. m. Sunday School at IL M: .. W.
Rowland, Supt. Prayer Meeting THURSDAY
evening.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04
Solid silver spoons at Chappell's

For . nice holiday or wedding present go to
Chappelrs.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

No one sells Lap-robes, Blankets, Bells,
Whips, Harness or anything in the line OF
horse furnishing or gents driving goods cheap
er than 1881 FORSYTH.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Presbyterian Churcb--Rev. II. W. Harvey
Pastor. Sunday School at ~ NJ, J. w. Free
Supt. Prayer meeting on Thursday evening
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

Chappell has very nice assortment of rings
chains, solid mems. bracelets charms. &c
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

M. e. Church.-Rev. w. M. Colby, Pastor.
Services: Sabbath morning at lO13 sabbath
School at noon, G. ". Young, Supt; Evening
servic al o'clock. Prayer meeting on Thurs
day evening.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

+. W. Baptist Church.-Rev. J. y. Drew,
Pastor. Services: Sabbath morning at 1919
Sabbath School at noon, Geo. w. Matthews,
Sup't: evening service at z o'clock. Weekly
Prayer service, Thursday evening.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-02-04

First Baptist Church--Rev. z. F. Ogden
Pastor. Services: Sabbath, 1917 o'clock A. M
aAd ~ P. NJ. Sunday School. IL o'clock M
e. Wise, Supt General meeting for prayer
and praise, ~ o'clock, Thursday evening.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-11-26
An Old Fashioned English Inn.


$50 to the Feathers was tle advice
given me before alighting from the
Great Western carriage at Ludlow.
Being minded to see an old-fashioned
English inn l went to 1.-THE Feathers, "
and saw one. The buildingwas opened
as public house l know not how many
hundred years ago, and has been but
little changed in its interior arrange
ments since the days of Cromwell.
The front, of framed timber filled in
with brick, presents high, steep gable
to the street, and has cheer balconies
projecting at each story. The tap
room has benches fasteied against the
four walls-benches of massive oak.
The seats are marked of by partitions,
which also serve as &rm-restS. The
seat of honor is the cosiest corner of
the room and is even yet appropriated
to the chief dignitary of the company.
During my visit it was occupied by q
well-to-do parsonage of the village, who
leased the bar-maid with matrimonial
inquiries; assumed dictatorial tone I'M
regard to the choice of some local otli-
Gals; talked about the restoration of
the old church and slipping his whisky
and water, told many stories to the
satisfaction of an audience of villagers
and neighboring farmers.
The pictures of fox-hunting scenes
and portraits of distinguished states
men and warriors from the time of
Chatham grew dim in the fog of smoke
which the company raised, being, it
seemed, more partial to tobacco than to
drink, and met rather for amusement
than dissipation.
The dining-room, upstairs, has
ceiling which is the wonder of visitorss
displaying the royal arms of Great
Britain, with profusely decorated bor-
ders in which the rose, shamrock and
thistle bear a leading part. The mantel-
piece of carved oak has figures and
armorial bearings, and the ''feathers''
of the Prince of Wales, from which
insignia the inn takes its name.
A family party was inspecting it, the
wife remarking that it was just twenty
five years since she and her husband
were there before, apparently then
being on their bridal tour. Their two
daughters, inspired by curiosity at the
quaintness of the place, explored
strange closets and tried doors that led
into unexpected rooms. The son, quite
stylish in silk hat and CATERS, could
not satisfy himself as to whether that
ceiling was of nodded plaster or of
wood whitewashed. TO determine the
question, he took advantage of the
landlady's absence to mount the table
and try the wall with his pocket-knife,
but was SO hurried in his examination
lest the landlady should catch him at it,
that he descended precipitately from
the table and the matter was left in I'M
certainty. Cor. Detroit Free Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-11-26
A " Too Utter" Man.

Charles Frost Williams began to be
particular as soon as locked up. He
wanted a looking-glass and spring
bed in his cell; refused to drink from
the dipper in common use, and stood
up for three hours rather than sit down
on the well-worn bench. When his
turn came to appear in court he wanted
a clean collar, toothbrush and some
perfume for his handkerchief, and he
seemed greatly put out as he was left
facing the desk.
Cant this case be adjourned until l
can get on my Sunday clothes?" he
softly asked.
Cant be done"
Cant l be tried in a private room,
thenP'
ssNot a bit of it. You'll have to
stand trial right here. You were drunk
on the street"
II might have been slightly over
come by the weather. am very sus-
ceptible to changes"
Eyes, but the weather doesn't make
man sit in the stairway and sing
through his nose, nor strike an officer
who offers to put him on street car. i"
II might have partaken of little
sweet wine, but, really, sir-really, |
do protest against the statement that l
was drunk. Loafers get drunk, sir. y"
"Well, yours was flat, silly drunk.
happened in here just as they brought
you in, and your tongue was too thick
20 say sugar"
81 cawn't believe it-really cawn't.
Tisn't bit like me-"
"Your fine will be five dollars all the
same"
"Beastly-beastly but will pay.
Here, sir, is the filthy lucre. lis most
annoying, sir-really most annoying to
me. Good morning, sir."-Detro1 Free
Press.