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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

II is belief with many that there is 10
disease with which the human body may b.
afflicted hut what has its auidota, aud in all
ages and among all people diliscut search
has been made in Natures Laboratory for the
special ingredients and applications TO cure
bodily ailments, and impart tone ard yigor
Ia the human system. OK al the ills that
flesh is heir Ia there is probably nothing in
the list az Il character more annoying 10 the
patient than Rheumati-m.
The discovery of Bro5ic's Rheumatic and
Neuralgia Cure. which has had repeated
trials with inviriahlc sicc, -, warrants the
belief that Natures secret has ut .sst been
revealed aud tina, in future Rheumatism AID
Neuralgia will bear no terror, and ho classed
am long diseases Of cure.
This cure is the result uf many years close
study of Rheumatic diseases ON the human
system and innumerahle experiments TO find
out a remedy. Like almost every other dis.
ease with which the human body is afflicted
physicians are not in accord regarding the
method OF treatment. the prescriptions in
many instances being 81 opposite extremes
As an immediate relief and permanent
cure of Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Lumbago
Gout. Weak, Stiff and Swollen Joints. Con
iracted Muscles, Pains ia the Side or Back
Sprains, Bruises or any oi the diseases Goa.
tracted by exposure, il is coriideniially rec.
ommcnded as being without Il rival in the
whole rsnge of Mafcrid Mcdicd.
IL you arc sufferer ask your druggist for
Rrodies Rheumatic and Neuralgia Cure.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09
Wit ard Humor.

The knoxville TrijHre says this Is al
era Of deal issues, dead beats and deai
locks. 1t might have added dead give
aways.-l Boston Post.
The estate Ct 4 rich man is naiiowed
ground to the lawyers. and they viii
travel for miles TO Prey npon it
Philadelphia Chronicle.
The young man who gave mp drink
ing to prop!tiate his Girl wisely con-
ciudeI that y miss is ms good as smile.
= Philadelphia Caronicle.
"Whero do they catch these neck
turtle, waiter?' Don't know. sir;
maybe lt's peac sham rock. II New
York Commercial Advertiser.
4 New York Chinaman has the fol-
lowing notice, uhicl sc give according
10 the revision: :" 70 trust is 10 bust.
70 bust is u,lea. No trust, no bust
No bust, 80 Hades. - Boston Post.
Confession of future soa-iu law to
Eis future mother iu-l4w: It is as
well that should tell Yon before mar
rage that | anu rather hot tempered
aud combines set mad without rea-
SON" Future mother in-las: "Oh,
never mind ahont that. III see that
you never lack reason
In some OF Inc San Francisco hotels
tho little corptry oysters are fried aud
served for II late supper dish; and they
arc excellent in that way. They appear
very small nn.i many are required to ill
n dish. a BostOhiAn, after eating IL
| ..,k
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09
Wise Words

G3od breeding Is u letter of credit ell
over the world.
Temperate anger we'll becomes the
wise Philemon.
lie who can plant courage III the hu
man soul Is tho best ply slcian.
In handing friend match you
should give 1t to him unlighted.
! "A man must get right down to his
work IN order to get up IL the world.
Many man who thinks himself u
great gun is nothing more than big
bore.
Suspicious among thoughts are like
bats among birds, they ever fly by tWi-
light.
God hears the heart without the
words, but he never hears the words
without the heart.
He Who receives "good turn I"
should never forget it; lie who does one
should never remember it.
Why is u man like tea? Because you
! never draw out his full strength until
you get him into hot water.
, "Sir," says Ruskin, "there is only
one way to have goOI servants-that is, ,
to be worthy Of being we'll served"
The maple tree is an emblem of
Christian forbearance. The more it is
bored, the moro sweetness il exudes.
There are u great many evils in the
world which must be left to check
Themselves by reaction from excess.
To avoid being cheated in horse
trade, be sure that your horse is alb
solutely worth less. This sisple rule
never fails.
Anger ventilated often hurries to-
wards forgiveness; anger concealed
often hardens into revenge Bulwer
LyttOn.
Write your name in kindness, love
and mercy Cd the hearts of those with
whom you cOIio III contact, and you
never will be forgotten.
To pronounce man happy merely
because he liz rich. Is just AZ absurd as
to Call man healthy because he has
enough to cut.
Next TO invention is the power of in
terpretibg invention; next to beauty
the power of approaching beauty
Margaret Fuller.
Men are guided less by conscience
than by glory; and yet the shortest
~uy to glory Is to be gaided by con-
science. - Henry HON..
The happlest lot for man, as far as
birth is concerned, is that it should
give him but little occasion t. think
much about it Wha,ely.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

BURGLARY SET TO MUsIo.-Mrs Syl-
vester lives III 9l-t st., New York, and
is musical lady. The other day she let
her servant go out, and then happ ming
to read in II paper about the curiods cos
tunes and manners of the incoming
immigrants at Castle Garden, she took
an afternoon to go and rec them for her
self. That afternoon Mrs. Strauss, who
lives in the story above, heard sort OF
crash, like bursting door ill Mrs Syl-
westerns parlor, and STATED to FEE about
it, hut she went back to her work imme-
diately after she heard Mrs. Sylvester 3
piano boldly playing" Irene,'a piece
she generally kept on her music-rack.
Considerable music followed, including
the "Slumber Song" which was also
conspicuous on Mrs. SIS music-rack.
Mrs. Strauss listened to the music for
long time. When the worthy dame
returned from Castle Garden she found
that she had been robbed of 5000 worth
of dresses. &c., one robber evidently
playing the piano in Mrs. Sylvester 8
brilliant style to drown the noise and
divert suspicion. Burglary set to mu-
sic is decided novelty. Luckily Mrs.
s. took it into her head to wear 81 900
! worth of diamonds which she usually
left behind her in the riiled closet.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09
A World Of Good,

Que the most popular medicines now
before ia American public, is Hop Bltiers
You set EeT,rywhere. People take it with
@oof effect. l. builds them up. Il is not "a
pleasant - he taste rs some other Filters AZ
i 10 i'ut whisky dirk. l. is more like
She oil-iAe hioned bon. set tea that has dons
a wolkt OF good. II vou don't feel lust
right irg Hep Bittcis.-[Nu News.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09
Humbugged Again.

saw so much said about tho merits o
Hop Btters, and my wife who was Away,
doctoring, and never well, leased me 5,
urgently 10 get her some. ! concluded to b,
humbugged again; and am glai did, fol
in less than two months use of the Bitter;
my wife was cured and she has remained
for eighteen months since. like such hum
bugglng.-u, T., 81. Paul. Pioneer Press
Burnham's Abietenc cures Kidney Disease
Lame Back, etc.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09
" ] Don't Want q Plaster -

Said sick man 10 a druggist, cant vol
give Inc someti ing to cure me-" His SYM
toms were lame back and diso7Gorrd min,
aud were Il sure Indication Of kidney disease
lhe druggist told him IT, use Kidney Wor,
ana in short time it effected conoipte
cure. Have YOU these symptoms: Then gel
i box or bottle to-day-beforc YOU become
lncurabir. 1t is Tie cure; safe and sure. -
Knoxville Republican.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

EXCELLENT PUDDING.-Inree cups
-four, one cup milk. one cup molasses,
Ole cup sust chopped fine, one cup
fruit chopped fine, one teaspoonful
soda, one-half teaspoonful of salt mixed
with the suet. Steam three bours.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

Ti,c-e is I0 app cai. lie aitcy3 w3i3Lfs,
measures, nul pt.ces ri will; tae lAui-
tipl:c.:!on t.:nlt .,oe5 Gown iefoio him.
The sword. IL. cord, the basiiAa,:o, aid
tho brandiu5 -iron arr ever geli. - en-
force hi, catlice. l. - no hTterbo:e
T. E4a the cug5j poet assurer this Il ca
.ter that he Lu,,s iift and death III tue
hollow CT his lads. Tie is thu G:i}
full-biown dcspn. whose iomintofH lis
contiguous to civilization. Tue CIR
of ell the i.ussiAs il not SO rCcn III
own master; ;ho Satan ut Goa ''''i-
uon!e ii rot :" absolute. Tnc ir'it
despo: breed, :. ho., cf lesser ones, "a u
i. j. ibc-e thu; bleed Morcceo II: iner'''-
fully. IL ,ona!ic tribes ha:', VA
snrik. the cities their eaii, She pfoNir-
cas tier pa5ua-end the heal f.'''' Il
Fez i;.a thoDi ali. - I. 3. .Aldtic J.. a.
Htr!:era.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

It's an ugly fashion for women who have
plump, round arms 10 bury them under
wrinkled gloves, but they will. be in style
even if it Is detrimental to their beauty.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09
How Australian Savages harry

NJ. Hewitt. account OF the !. :r:i'
ueuv!c Just north of Bass struts -niio-
duee, "a to Il new set of marriage Gus
IONS. Here the rEic il eloperent.
Tie ial AMI girl make love t. one
ant:ller without the knowledge OF her
pur,D's. ana run away together. Ihe|
bride. family, furious, go III quest O.
her. an, il caught and brought hicG,
She will be severely punished; h'r
rlC.:.;r hrother Will beat her, ani
her ia.n"r even spear her through the
legs. a. tur the husband whenever &C
fe,n,ua be has to tight his wife's in"le
relatives. Tue pair mag have to clope
twc or ibree times. with new pursuit
AID lighting. iii III last her family grow
tires! "f OBI citing, and the mother Will
sly: "Oh, it s all right; better let him
havr her The wonderful thing l.
that this is not exceptional, but the re-
guiar marriage rite Of the tribe. The
anger is Aot reai, and when the PEOPLE
are charged with being cruel thy a.
sYer that /: Is not Intended as Cruelty,
bnt simp!, to follow au rncestr"i chg
tom. fno consequence OF tbls NnfEii
custom IL u change toward civilized
ideas OF marriage; 1t Is no lur2rI u
shifting union between one group of
tribe and another, bat real pairing hy
mutual choice of man and wife. AMI, 10
some extent, male descent comta III
with il.
The kurnia elorement marriage
shows another interesting feature.
Though il is condoGed ut last bv the
wife's family the man il never aIiow"i
u look at, speak to, or live IN The sam"
camp with his wlfes mother. TINS L.
the best fact yet produced III .he favor
of the explanation of the custom q!
avoie:ing parents-in-law, AS meaning
that the act Of taking their daughter,
though practically allowed, can hot i'.
openly agreed to by their ackno" ie'!gnR
hun. So deeply rooted Is this custom
in Australia that it retaiUs its hold ~
natives under missionary iuil Lenr".
"A Dfabroin -. who Is IA mchibt; al
the Church Of England. was one ga.
talking to me. His wife's mother .aS
passing at some little distance, ani l
called to her. Suffering at the tina"
from cold, l could not make her hear,
aud said to the Brabrolung, &C II
Mary; l waHt to speak TO her IL
took no notice whatever. but Looked
vacantly Gu the ground. l spose T.
him again sharply, but still wIth"n!
his responding. 1 then said, What
do you mean by taking no notice of
me-? He thereupon called out TO his
wife's brother, who was at u little dis
lance, Tell Mary Mr.. Hewitt wan'-
her. aud, Very we'll. could MT Il
thai--,"u 1t ow cannot speak to liza
Old woman - Academy.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

Nothing IS better to clean silver with
than alcohol and ammonia; after rub
biBg with this take a little whitening
or soft cloth and polish in this way
even frosted silver. which is so difficult
10 clean, may be easily made clear and
bright.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

Chang, The Chinese giant, ourLt 10 be 9
newspaper publisher. H.. could bra 30
mitch about his big circrlaliun.-rBos,op
COmme, cial Bulletin
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

The cycle Of liie-Baby, girl, woman,
wife. baby Tx. Sometimes Its baby.
girl, woman. Old raaid, poodle deg
Toronto Grip.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09
BeesWax as O Fee.

Many of the first settlers Of Illinois
were rude in sE eech and rough in man
ner. Money was scarce with them, and
service was paid for in pro4uce. Gov
ernor R. used to illustrate these in
cidents Of frontier life by the following
anecdotes:
One day there came TO his Office q
young man accompanied By young
woman.
"Bs You the squire? ?" asked the
manly youth.
Yes, SIR"
"Can you tie the knot for us, right
away 2"
Yes, SIR"
"How much do you charger"
Zone dollar is the legal fec, SIR"
Twill you take your pay in bees.
wax?
Eyes. sir. if you can't pay cash."
Wall, 60 ahead and tie the knot,
and Ill fetch in the wax"
NO." said the squire, thinking there
was a good chacce for little fun
"bring in the beeswax first. and then
I'll marry you"
Reluctantly the youth went out to
where WAS hitched the horse, upon
which, Darby and Joan fashion, they
had ridden. and brought the wax in a
sack. On being weighed, its value was
found to be only sixty cents.
"Wall," said the anxious groom,
tie the knot, and I'll fetch more wax
next week."
"No. sir. 1 don't trust; that is
against the rules of the Office"
Slowly. the disappointed youth
turned to go out, saying. Come, Sail.
let's CO."
II say. mister" answered Sail, with
. woman's wit. "OsAt you marry Ms
% far as the wax will go?"
"Yes, can and WILL" replied the
squire laughing, and he did.
To brown sugar for sauce or buildings,
put the sugar in perfectly dry sauce
pan. If the pan is the least bit wet, the
sugar will burn and you will spoil your
saucepan.
It was John Bunyan who said, "He
that is down needs fear no fall"
It is reported that the greatest
difficulty is experienced by those who
are constructing railroads in the Yves,
in obtaining lsborers. There is moi
only q scarcity of white laborers. but q
sufficient number of Chinese cannot be
found to meetthe pressing demand. Or
the Atlantic and Pacific Road, indiana
are being employed and paid 50 pei
day. On the line of construction oil
the Northern Pacific road, the scarcity
of laboripg men is even greater thar
on lines IN course of construction in
the Southwest. This Company is pre-
pared TO build several hundred miles oil
new road. bat their operations are re.
tarded by their inability to obtain
labOrers,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09
Our Renders

Would do well to call on or write 20 II
Schellhaas, for furniture, carpets. or crockery
1lth St., Odd Fellows Building, Oakland, Cal.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

j. v. Shacf!er & Co., 1921 and 32S SAG
ramento St, San Francisco, employ n,
drummers- Cigars sold very cheap.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

Kansas reports cornstalks six feet
high and almost solid enough to hang
a horse-thief on. That State wont ask
for any old clothes this year.-IDetroit
Free Press.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

ALL Photographs made at the New York Gallery
No. 20 Third ST., : f., are guaranteed 10 he first
Class. Prices 10 the times. j. H. TIERS & Go.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

Burnham's Abieteno curos Group, Sore
Throat and Colds.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

When putting away the silver tea or
coffee pot which is not used every day,
lay little stick across the top under
the cover; this will allow fresh air to
get in, and will prevent mustiness; it
will then be ready for use at any time,
after having first been thoroughly rinsed
with boiling water.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09
FREE EXHIBITION.

Japanese and other Oriental Good.
Al, articles plainly marked. Prices lower than
ever beiere. FANS fco n I c. each upwards. All
other goods In proportion. Wholesale department
Tor general stores. Call and See goods and prices
without having to ask questions : -. 4
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09
/" How Are You NV Old Friend p

Asked a bright looking man. OH | feel
miserable, I'm bilious and cant eat, and my
hack is 50 lame can't work" "Why in III,
world done you take kIdn. y-Wortf tha,'s
what take v hen I'm "u, of ,It. and il n.
ways keeps the in p;rscc: tune. My doctor
recommends it for all such troubles" Kid
nty-Wort IS the sure cuic dor bil0usneSS and
constipation. Don't lAil To Try it Long
Branch News.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

A section of a beech-tree, eight inches
in diameter, was recently received in
Detroit. in which was imbedded the
horn of a deer or an elk. The horn
extends through from one side to the
other. and the prongs. going out in
different directions, protrude through
the bark, anu have the appearance of
small knots. as do the ends of the horn.
Its presence in the solid wood was not
discovered till the block was split.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09
Can Rheumatism be Cured I?

Use BurnhaM's Ahietene for bruises,
Srrains, Injected Eyes. etc.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

Bedstcads from one to one hundred dol
lars each, at ii. scheihaas, llth. street, Oak
land, Cal.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

Next TO invention is the power of in
terpretlbg invention; next to beauty
the power of approaching beauty
Margaret Fuller.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09
DR.. SMITHS lO0Oth LECTURE

i5iD GENTLEMEN On THE NATURE AND
L Gauss of Mental. Nervous and Vital Debility
With advice on Home TfeatmtDl: price Is cts. in
coiH or postage stamps; address Dr. b. J. SMITH,
Medical Insiitu'c. sos Bush ST.. san Fran
cisco. Consultation by ictier-fiee.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1881-09-09

S5SsSfSt- An making any purchase Or
2S in writing Tn response 20 any
advertise nicUt 81, tHis paper, you Will
itirnst ine.ftNn th& eame Of the paper
The Republican journal., 1881-01-06
Odd Statistics.

4 Detroiter has been for the last two years col
lectng and arranging statistics of al odd nature,
and if his book published readers will find
nothing dry about it He goes right to business
or page by estimating the number of lickings
received by the average boy up to his fourteenth
year at 20 This includes the spanking process
duung infancy.
Out OF every ,000 people in this country 10,
600 get up cross in the morning but only hun
dred Or so remain in that condition very long after
breakfast
Out of 10000 men only 500 will pat up money
bet The rest will crawfish around and finally
back water on their assertions.
Only ten women out of every 800 who start out
on journey by railroad insult a railroad map or
have the least idea Of the direction they take
Four hundred and ninety eight worry about their
baggage 491 are certain they took the wrong train ;
1919 wish they had never started
The risk of being bitten bv dog is greatly
overestimated Out of every 900 big and little
dogs only two care to get up a with the hu-
man race, and those two ready and willing to
die
The number of men who can put in more
pleasant evening down town than at their own
tircslde is the decrease and the number of
wives who are taking little extra pains to make
home more pleasant than concert saloon is on
the increase
Out Of every 900 men who get mad and swear
they will see lawyer about it only fifteen carry
out their intentions
Only one woman in 5000 pays the first price
asked for bonnet, and only one mliner IN ,000,-
000 expects her to.
The time occupied by the average man in buy
ing full suit of clothes is Just fourth the time
occupied by the average woman in buying single
pair of stockings.
The Republican journal., 1881-01-06
VOLUME ;.
Written for the Republican arnal. |
The Sugar Questi.

Iii a recent paper on s,ar, in the
Princeton Review, Hon. D,id A, Wells
takes q discouraging view the culture
Of the beet and the sorghu as sources
for the future commercial oduction of
sugar. He SAYS "the natVl source or
supply oil sugar, especially the United
States, is the sugar cane nd whoever
undertakes to manutactul sugar from
amy other source practical invites ma
ture to be his competito for in the
proper localitics-i. e.. thNoplCS-t the
sugar cane grows SpOntanpiriy, and can
be made to yield sugar ata cost that
under natural conditions VI absolutely
preclude competition from s-ar Produced
under any o.Ncr circums nces.' And
such localities. Mr.. Wells ointS out, if
NOT al present actually en- leed within
the territory Of the niteo states, have
by the Improvement i'll nsportatlon,
been brought closer to the orS of ma
joritN of oar consumers AN are the
Wheat-iields Of the Mort west. The
cheaper labor Of Europe. the case Of
The beet, and uu economic ullzatlon of
All the waste product Of its anUtJcture,
which il foreign to the hab OF or peo-
pie, overcome to some cNteI me natural
advantage of the cause. " Nels con
ciudes therefore. that Whoe En- fecom-
mcnds the diversion Of boI nd apital
IN the United States into tn ultvation
of thy heet-go"t or the Sorg IN With a
4-5. 4
The Republican journal., 1881-01-06

| had short talk with Speaker Blaine to-day.
writes Gath from New York, whom | have not
seen personally for several Jears With the ex-
ception OF his beached hair and beard-both pleu-
utul, notwithstanding their change of color-he
looks as well as ever and his voice is strong and
his manner bright and engaging | asked him if
he liked the Senate as well as the House of Rep
rcseutatlves He said that he had eni0yed him
self perhaps, more in the House, but considering
his difference in years there was something in tie
Senate perhaps, more fitting to him now than the
rapid passages at arms below He said that the
next Congress afforded great opportunity for
some of the young men coming up to be leaders OF
their respective parties, and he referred to one
gentleman, friend Of his, whom he said he lad
told that he was making mistake to seek the Sen
ate when the attention of the country was about
to be turned to the lower House There was
almost tie in parties in Congress, and, therefore
leaders would be the more required and, said Mr.
Blaine, the speaker is obliged to recognize politi-
cal leaders in a body as large Congress, but in
the Senate, time makes the rank and one cannot
push himself to the top. Mr., Blaine then said he
and MI Garfield had gone on the ways and means
committee at the same time. When he became
speaker he made Garfield chairman of the banking
and currency committee, which, at that time, was
very important, and gave Garfield the kind of
study and acquaintance which strengthened his
experience. Next Mr. Blaine made him chair
man of the appropriations committee. | inferred
from Mr.. Baines genial manner, rather than from
what he said, that he did not design to leave the
Senate