The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-09-27
EXCHANGE so1NT1LLAT1oNs.

The drouth has carried most of the
running streams to eX-streams.-
Glasgow Times.
Who would not take peep through
-woman's eyes into the parlor ofheayen,
M she looks and sweetly smiles
State Sentinel.
Tie murderer is shooting star of
the social armament that ought to be
a planet hanging in space BreckiH
ridge News.
Grow Dog killed Spotted Tail be-
cause he was tired Of the Tail wagging
the Dog.-TBreckinridge News.
A facetious yeung man calls GER
tain female institute a 'Vennor weather
neutrality-suspicious. it contains SO
many Misses.--IB. G. Gazette.
The Owensboro Messenger and
Examiner is paying Bill Beers in the
local department. and we suppose beer
bills in the editorial Department.
Yeoman.
All obituaries Of President Garfield
are, we presume, for the present,
pigeon holded and further arrange
ments for his funeral are suspended
Tobacco Leaf.
A Clark county colorcd preacher
offers to pray for any given object for
the ridiculously low price of ST., or
$l,25 to insure .-[B &. Gazette.
No wonder Buffalo has such dick
ems of a time with her Street Cleaning
Department. She has street named
Ohio Sunday Argus.
The bypocrite is always thief.
He may not steal your. horse or your
money, but he "steals the livery of the
court of heaven to serve the devil in"
= Breckenridge News.
The colored men Of the Kentucky
press says the Yoeman, are Blue
Vallandigham of the Carrolton Dem
ocrat, and Green Kelar Of the Bour-
bon Sum- Princeton Banner.
Senator A. L. Burnside, of Rhode
Island, is dead. He will live in histo-
ny principally as the inventor Of the
peculiar cut Of beard that bears his
name Sunday Lrgus.
The only pleasure some men will
find In the hereafter, will be in think
ing how they put it on the life insur-
ance agent in that last policy
[Owensboro Post.
The Corydon Sentinel says man
lowers his manhood when he kisses
woman. We didn't know it before,
but If it turns out evidence to be so,
lust, count our manhood as on the
way to. the downward Glasgow
Times.
1t would be much more in accor-
dance with the rules Of eloeutiou if
some lovers would put their hands on
their head, instead CT the heart in sigh
ing abou. "the aching void. -
Z lOwensboro Post.
Why doesn't the Government util-
lie Sitting Bull and his band by tax
ing them about the country for show?
That would be a great deal better for
the national purse than to be guarding
and feeding them at Fort Randall
State journal.
N. 0. Bright, of Warren county,
was married less than a year ago, and
on last Friday his wife gave birth to
triplets, all girls. Warren county has
Bright prospects and so has the father
of the flock Il Hartford Herald.
A Kentucky editor says: "We are
not responsible for the article in our
inside. 1t was contributed by a friend
etc. In Texas it is the barkeepers
who is responsible for what is in many
of tho editors insides.--[ Ashland Re
publican.
Amid the wreck OF matter and q
crash of worlds comes the startling in
formation that the peanut crop is short
Surely there is no balm In Gilead suf'
fcient to soothe the sorrow that this
intelligence must everywhere create
Interlor-Journal.
ThesfF ley Of the Stanford girl
ofthe are small, tapcring and beauti
fully shaped; her | are as brillian
as the n y, and she is without
her frown is I, and her figure excite'
! Of surprise and bankering to y
her. Stanford Journal.
EYES," said George to his girl tn,
other day, "the Boat Club is going It
have one more rowing match thi
Summer and then hang up for tn
winter. Will you go and see it?'
"Yes, George" replied Maria, II vii
60. / have often heard of the las
rows of summer, and I'm just dying
to see it, Sunday Argus.
An Exchange says "retiret
Boston merchant" has furnished the
Traveller with 2,1O0 puns. What OIL
that? Meacham, of the South Ken
tuckian can "see" that number ant
so it 1000 better, if necessary
GAINESVILLE Chronicle.
No such punishment will be inAict
upon our readers.
alexander Romanoff kissed viii
liam Hohenzallern several times a
Dantzic the other day" If we had
been William, we wonld ha We prefer
ed that Alexander 60 Romanoff il
search of some one else to kiss
Tobacco Leaf,
We are inclined to believe that tn
gentleman who edits the "AnSwers tc
Correspondents" in the rierJour
nal confines himselfto the easy ques
tons. Some time since we PROFOUND
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