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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
OLD, TRIED AND TRUE.

Remember DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and
SsrsapaIilla IL not new, untried compound. 1t
has stood the test OF forty years. use, and has
proven itself to be the best vegetable compound
ever discovered for curing scrofula, syphilinc
disorders, skin and blood diseases, liver COM
plants. urinary troubles, etc. (1313ly
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Alb. Free had the fore finger OF his l ght
hand cut OF At the frat joint, and the remainder
OF his hand badly cut while using the edger
in Nssh's mill on Monday OF this week.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Dudgeon says, all you fellows that put up on
the late judicial contest in this district, pay up.
The Edwards contest Of the election must be
fzzle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

G.. L. Chappeli is fitting up the inside OF his
building, preparatory to his moving in his
stock OF jswelry. Mr.. Chappell, by buying
that store, closed mp one OF the saloons in this
village.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

The Odd Fellows celebration in this village,
on Tuesday last, was . very pleasant affair.
Besides the members OF Paw Jaw Lodge, under
whose auspices the celebration was conducted,
there we're present, members from the follow
ing lodges Charter Oak. OF Hartford; Tillott-
sen, OF Bangor; sprague, Of Decatur; Covert,
OF Covert; Lswton, Of Lswton; Kalamazoo, OF
Kalamazoo, and Grand Rapids, of Grand Rapids.
BY far the largest delegation came from Hart
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

The patty who reported at Decatur that
Lyman e. futile, sentenced to jal for 90 days,
was allowed TO run at large N our village, Is
either very mdch mistaken. or he -. Officers
Van Auken and McCabe don't do bur ness that
wav
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Matthew Ball, employed in the Star foundry
At Buchanan, was seriously, il not fatally, in
jured Monday by tie bursting OF an emery
wheel.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Geo. E. Breck is the recipient OF copy OF
" Michigan in the War" with compliments OF
Hon. H. H. Howard, for which he wishes to
express his thanks.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
DON'T FORGET.

1t should not be forgotten that DR.. Thomas
Eclectric OIL 10 not only sovereign remedy for
rheuu atsm, throat and lung complaints, sore
ness, ulcers. cuts, bruises and burns, but is al
so highly esteemed IN the stables OF the land
as remedy for horses and cattle, diseases and
hurts.
Sold by all druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

or course everybody, with their sweethearts,
their sisters, their cousins and their aunts, will
be in town tomorrow to see Hill'ard & De
Mott Great Pacific Circus.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

The warm weather makes farmers rejoice
keeps them busy with Springs work, and as a
consequence, business is not very brisk IN
town.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Entering the system through the pores, wher
applied externally, to relieve pain and infiam-
nation. Thomas Eclsctric Oil spothes and re-
lakes the stiffsnsd, swollen and irntated liga.
the pain. Taken internally, it remedies disor.
ders OF the respiratory organs, bowels, liver and
kidneys. Its merits are more fully described in
the regular advertising columns.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
Notice.

All perPons having notes or accounts against
the partnership Of Mary Sherman and Mary L.
Briggs are respectfully requested to present
them to me within sixty days after the publica-
ten OF this notice. so MARY l.. BRIaos.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
ASK YOURSELF.

IL it economical and cafe to wreck your con-
stitution by physical aud mental overwork, in
viting the attack OF disease, whom one bottle OF
hops and malt blttsrs will repair the strain and
make you strong?
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Frank Rawson left Tuesday for the Upper
Gunnisop, to take charge of the Crystal Noun
tain Nine.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

G. A. Dixon, Frankville- Ont, says: II was
cured Of Chronic Bronchitis that troubled me
for seventeen years. by the use Of DR.. Thomas
Electric OIL" Sold by all druggists
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Now is the time to use BAXTER'S NAN
DRAKE BIT1ERS and prevent Dyspepsia,
Biliousness and Jaundice, which are 30 prevail
ent in the spring months. Only rs cents bot
tie.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Rev. c. o. Brown has been engaged by the
First Congregational Church, Of Kalamazoo, to
become its permanent pastor.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
Come to Time

For Rockford, Elgin, waltham, Springfield,
Lancaster and other makes OF Watches, Stem
or key winding, in cases any weight from two
TO i've ounces hunting or open-face, go to
Chappell's Jswelry Store opposite the Dyekman
House.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Farmers report that warm weather and time
ly showers have much improved the prospects
OF the wheat crop.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

We wonder If there are any pubic buildings
in Paw Paw to which the article on Pure Air, y
elsewhere in these columns will apply?
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Fred Rawson left Monday for Durango
Colorado, where he will act rs agent for NJ. and
G. M. 1. Company.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

PROFESSIONAL TrsTMoNY.-Mapy of the best
physicians use Downs Elixir IN their daily prac-
tice because it is the best cough remedy that
can be made
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
DON'T MAKE A MIsTAKE.

er outward appliances for the cure OF SKIN dis
eases? The relief thus obtained can only be
temporary. Why not strike At the root Of al
skin diseases BY getting your blood and liver IN
. healthy, vigorous condition? This can only
be done effectively and thoroughly BY using DR.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Big row in quiet Covert few days ago at a
"horning scrape." Assault and battery, riot
etc. The Pros. Attorney goes to investigate.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

The merry whistle of the gardener is family
heard from behind the snow drifts, which lie
along the fences.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
Prof. HIOrsford's baking Pow

DR.. Waller, Chemist OF New York Board of
Health, in report on the purity OF food, rec
ommends the use OF Baking Powders made by
Prof. Horsford's process.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

DR.. Robinson has returned from his western
trip, and can again be found at his Office over
Tyler's store.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

The Prairie Tragedy" Was doubtless good
play, we'll played, but our folks could not APP
preciate 1t.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

The amendments to the village charter OF
Paw Paw have passed both breaches OF the
legislature.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Will Hinckly, equipped with steelyards and
wealth, is in the fresh fish trade hence from
st. Joe, in the interest OF Joe Hanson.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

The fifth annual meeting OF the State Ec-
lectc. NJ edical Society, will be held in Lansing,
on May 25th.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Mrs. Henry Pugsley has been having the
measles for the second time.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Allen Engle has sold his property here and
gone to Webster city, Iowa, to hive.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
TO vIRTUOSA's

Every man feels better when the possessor
Of FIRE picture, particularly II it's on the back
OF hundred dollar note, and every man feels
better after taking Spring Blossom, sure cure
Prices: 80 cents, and trial bottles 10 cents.
Sold by Duncomba. Stearns 81 Go.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Samuel A. Hewitt Monterey, Mich, writes
that DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oil cannot be beat
by any medicine for coughs and colds, aud for
rheumatism it works like a charm. 1t has been
thoroughly tired in this place and IS in great
demand.
Sold by all druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Elmer Hyames, Of Almena, FIR shed digging
potatoes on Friday last. His yield was 1853
bushels. Good thing to have.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

HENRY & JOHNSON'S AREICA and OIL
IMMINENT isa family remedy which should
be in every family. Used for Cuts, Burns
Scalds, Bruises, Strains, etc., 1t has no equal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
INSIDE AND OUT.

Inside and out. double advantage 10 de-
rivable from DR.. Thomas Electric Oil because
1t can lie taken inwardly and outwardly. 1t
contains no ingredient not eminsntly safe and
pure 20 1t exists an influence Of great potency.
Use il for pulmonary disorders, rheumatism,
neuralgia, sores, bruises, scalds, burns, etc.
Sold by all druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
Business Notices.

Have you called at tho new dress making
parlors, over C. r. Avery's
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
Grue Nortberner.
IoraI department.
Paw PAW, MICHIGAN, APRIL, 80, 1881.

j. C. Everett has gone to Kalamazoo to live
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Remember, that the Paw Paw Bakery will
have plenty Of those Fresh Baltimore Oysters,
i'm bulk and cans.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Drs: Russell, Booth 81 Co. are still at the
Dyckman House, and Judging from their
throDsed rooms, are meeting With success.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Street Commissioner Slovenian is doing
good work cleaning up the town.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

The taking OF testimony in the Adds divorce
case was concluded At Grand Rapids, on Mon
day last.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Bucklen's Arnica SaIYe.
The Best Sslve in theIworld for Cuts, Bruises,
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns. and all kinds Of Skin
Eruptions. This Salve Is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction in every case or money re-
funded. Price as cents per box.
For Sale by al Druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Chappell has very nice assortme mt Of rings
solid gold and rolled plate, neck and guard
chains, solid pens, bracelets, charms, &c.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
w. Il. HAWKINS 81 SON

BROKERS, NOTARIEs PUBLIC, AND con-
VEYANCERS.
Money to loan and collections made in all
parts OF Van Buren, County. Remittances
promptly made. Office opposite Dyekman
House. 1S38ly
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

S. T. Conway returned on Wednesday from q
few weeks trip west of the Missouri.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Late inventions, like the telephone and the
multiplying slates, all tend to reduce the labor.
and vexstiops OF business; but nothing relieves
a cold, cough or sore throat like DR.. Thomas
Electric Oil. Try it II IS worth its weight in
gold. Sold by all druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Fresh Roasted Peanuts and all other kind OF
Nuts, Dates, Figs, choice Raisins, Oranges
Lemons, etc. at Paw Paw Bakery.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Never mind what folks say about other
preparations. They are not to be compared to
Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic or dyspepsia. II
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Why will men sbaka ard burn with alternate
chill and fever, when Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic
will cure them. Try it. II
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Geo. Wilkes Was sired by Ryedykes HANDLE
tonian. Young Wilkes, dam by Prince OF
Wales, and he by old Royal George. Prince Of
Wales dam, a thoroughbred. Young wilkes
grand dam by Long Island, Black Hawk, he by
Andrew Jackson, he by Young Bashaw, and he
by Imported Grand Bashaw. Young Wilkes is
sire OF q 4 year old, with record OF 2 :25l is
q sire of a year old, with . record OF :2315{,
is sire OF three year olds that has no record
that will start in the large circuit this season ;
any one OF the three can beat rs; has al year
old that has shown 2 :26, q 2 year old trial in
2-35; . yearling that has o trial in AS.
Young Wilkes colts ali trot fast and
are natural trotters. They trot fast young
without any professional handing. Without q
doubt he is one Of the best sIres IN the u nitsd
States for roadsters and fast trotters. His
colts are all large, either black or bay, with
large flowing names and tails. Come and see
him.
will pasture mares from distance at city
cents per week. THOS. WEIGH.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

TOLEDO AND SOUTH HAVEN RAIL ROAD.
Leave Paw Paw for Lawton at .. m. II .. m.
l 20 p. m. and 8 p. N.
Leave Paw Paw for Lawrence, at q. N. and
$50 p. m.
Leave Lawrence, at 10 .. m. and p. m.
Leave Lawton, at q. m. IL m. p. m. aud
JOHN IHLING, superintendent.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

st. Msrk'sChurch.-Rev. Up. Schetky ID.
D., Rector.
Services--Sunday, 1917 a. m. rs p. m: Sun
p. m.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

kalamazoo is agitating the question OF q
$4,000 opera house.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
A TIMELY WARNING.

II your breath 10 30 bad that you can't be en-
dured,
Take Spring Blossom at once, and then you'll
be cured;
And You need not put 1t of day after day,
For dollar bottle 10 all You need pay.
Prices: so cents, and trial bottles 10 cents.
Sold by Duncombe, Stearns e. Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Physicians say HOPS andsMalt Bitsers are
The best
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

AGENTS AND CANvAssERs
Make from s2J to $50 per week selling goods
for K. G.. krpkoUr q Co., 10 Barclay ST., New
York. Send for their Catalogue and Terms.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Fret class work and fitting at lowest prices.
New dress making parlors, over c. h. Averys.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
The HANDLE 7 OMAN ST ALL|ON
YOUNG WILKES,
Will make the Season OF 1881,
AT MY FARM, TWO MILES NORTHEAST
OF PAW PAW, AT
$40 TO INSURE.

Young Wilkes is black horse, 16 hands high
sired by Geo. wilkes,-record, 2:22, and who
has sired the following colts:
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
Church DIRECTORY.

Christian Church, w. jenkins, Pastor.
Servicee-Every Lords day at 10 80 and z
O'Clock p. m. Sunday School ut Ia Nj. o. w.
Rowland, Supt. Prayer Msesting Thursday
evening.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

First Baptist Church-Rev. z. F. Ogden,
Pastor. Services: Sabbath, 101< o'clock A. M.
AID ~ p. M. Sunday School, IL o'clock NJ. !;
and praise, ~ o'clock, Thursday evening.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Solid silver spoons at Chsppslps
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

r. W. Baptist Church.-Rev. j. b. Drew
Pastor. Services: Sabbath morning at 1917
Sabbath School at noon, Geo. W. Matthews,
Sup't; evening service at o'clock. Weekly
Prayer service, Thursday evening.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
THE MAILS.

THE MAILS.
The Paw Paw post office Is open from =. m.
to 8 p. m. Money order business closes at p.
m, register business at 80.
ARRIVAL OF MAILS.
Eastern & Western way q through, Ia m
Detroit IL 80 . m
Almena, Tuesd'y, Thursd'y, Saturday, IL NJ
Glendale, Wednesdays q Saturdays, m
Wastern way 2:30 p m
Eastern way and Lawton 4:30 p m
Hartford and Lawrence 6pm
CLOSING OF MAILS.
Hartford and Lawrence :45 m
Eastern way and Lawton 10 40 m
Western wsy 12:45 p m
Almena, Tuesd y, Thurs'dy Saturday IL AS p m
Glendale h Waverly Wed'y g. Satd'y ! AS p m
Detroit, East'n 4 West'n way Il thro' 7 80 p m
Gro. w. MATHEWS, p. n.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Catholic Church.St.M ary'sImmaculate Con-
ception. First Sunday OF every month at Ar
lington: Mass at 10 O'Clock; Catechism after
mass. Second, fourth and fifth Sundays at
Paw Paw: Mass at 1890; Catecbism, 7. M.
Third Sunday at Decatur: Mass at 10 O'Clock !;
Catechism after mass. During the week, Mass
at 8 o'clock. WERNERT.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

M. E. Church.-Rev. W. M. Colby, Pastor.
Services: Sabbath morning at l01S sabbath
School at noon, C. w. Young. Sup't; Evening
servic at o'clock. Prayer meeting on Thurs
day evening.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29
MOTHER MADE HAPPY.

Mrs. wilkins OF Elms, writes In answer
child is quite well again" Your Spring Bios
som did wonders for him, his kidney complaint
10 cured, the constant bed wettipg has ceased
and he plays around again a. usual, his apps
lite is good, and pain entirely removed. shall
stI ongly recommend 1t.
Pnce: 80 cents, and trial bottles 10 cents.
Sold by Duncombe, Stearns, d Co.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Presbyterian Cburcb.-Rev. II. w. Harvey
Pastor. Sunday School at ~ NJ. ]. W. Free
Sup't. Prayer meeting on Thursday evening
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

A. G. GLIDDEN, Sec'y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Reeds CIT Edge Tonic cures acidity Of the
S;omacn.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

DELAYS ARE DANGEROUS.
II may cause you great deal OF trouble to
delay using Halls Batarrh Cure. For sale
everywhere at rs cents per bottle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-04-29

Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic allays irritation.
Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic cures hsbitual Co.'S
tiveness.
Reed. an, F,oo Tonic "a. mild T,,i,,,.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-21

PILES ITCHING PILEs!-The symp-
toms Of itching piles are moisture, like
perspiration, intense itching most at night,
seems as If pin worms were crawling in
or about the recium The more you
scratch the worse they itch; very distress
sing. The private parts are often affected
DR.. Swayne's Ointment is the mcst effec-
tive remedy extant for this tormen.ing
complaint. Gives rest at night without
the desire 10 scratch. Also has no equal
in quickly graduating letter, itch, salt
rheum, erysipelas, BARRIERS itch, pimples,
all scaly, crusty. itchy skin eruptions.
Here is the proof: Certainly the best
remedy ever used in my practice" DIR.
Cotton, Woodstock, VT; Troubled with
itching piles for over twenty years, it
cured me completely" L. s. Messer, En-
field, Me. Sent for fifty cents lin three
cent stamps. three boxes $l.25. BY DR..
Syawne & Son, Philadelphia, Pa. Sold
by all druggists.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-21

ELEGANT TOILET PRErARATioNs.-
Hair dressing, and restorative is found in
"London Hair Color Restorer." It seldom
fails to restore gray or faded hair to It's
original youthful color and beauty. Fall
ing hair is checked by its use, and it pro-
duces growth Of beautiful Young hair,
soft, glossy, and luxuriant. It certainly
is the most clearly and effective hair re-
storer now before the American people.
A. = Gibson, Barrytown, Duchess
county, N. Y, writes: DIR. Swayne & Som
Philadelphia: GENTs-I enclose post
Office order for eight dollars: please
send me one dozen bottles Of the Lion
don Hair Color Restorer." 1t has
stopped my hair from falling, and restored
ito its natural color. 1t has proven
satisfactory in every respect. The aLon-
don Hair Color Restorer" can be obtain
at all the leading druggists at rs cents a
bottle.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-21

woman's implicit reliance on anything
in print. "And they can make it in
any quantity cheap, SO we can have
all VIC want. I wish you'd get some
right of, and we'll try it on Fridays
sweeping"
"Quitw howled Mr.. SpOopendyke.
"Stop making an idiot asylum Of your
self S'pose You can make me believe
that house-cleaniog comes in jugs?
Think I'm going to b'lieve that
weeks wash comes 10 a box, like
measly pills? P'raps you want me to
think that the dod gasted stuff will
pay the rent and run my business.
Next time you strike corn salve you
read it understandiDgly, ye hear2 En-
eryg by the pint! Strength by the yard!
Got that rip sowed up in my pauss2"
eyes dearly murmured Mrs. Spoop-
endyke meekly; and Mr. Spoopsudyke
having arrayed himself, plunged out
Of the houss and made for the ferry
boat.
"Hello, Spoopendyke!" saluted his
friend SpecklewottIe, "see this thing
in the paper about the Freuchman
who is bottling up energy2"
eyes, certainly" replied 5poopen-
dyke, land I've been all the morning
trying TO explain it to my wife, but
these women can't understand such
things. How's stocks?'- Brooklyn
Eagle.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-21

HoNoRED AND BLEsT.-When a
board of eminent physicians and
chemists announce the discovery that
by combining some well known val
liable remedies, the most wonderful
medicine was produced, which would
cure such wide range of diseases
that most all other remedies could be
dispensed with, many were skeptical;
but proof of its merits by actual trial
has dispelled all doubt, and to-day
the discovery of that great medicine,
Hop Bitters, are honored ard blessed
by all as benefactors.- Democrat.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-21

Some young Western men have
been making ga cruise on wheels
through France" like Dickens SON
in-law, Charles Collins, in his delight
full book of that name. But the
Americans have cruised on bicycles
and 6nd that they learn great deal
more 10 all respects, than they who
go by rail