The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-08-02
Fly Specks.

Fly Specks.
A Young man from the country wa'
kn.sked down by one of the circus team'
last night. lie was not badly hurt.
Pate, the keno king, was arrested in
ST. Louis Tuesday night, under the state
gambling law. He proposes to fight the
case.
Frank Kidwell, who works at the Pa
eff. wards. had his face burned yesterday
hv the explosion of a toy balloon. DR.
King put taiiv ON his burns.
Mrs. Philip Hahn was taken seriously
Il! Yesterday, but is much better to-day.
The E.zoO. As we'll rs many friends, will
he glad To hear OF her return 10 health.
j. &. Douglass, of Dresden, is in Judge
Webler's court this afternoon, answering
10 4 charge OF malicious tresspassing on
the premises Of another Dresdenite.
Sebastian Kuhn has turned up all
right. lie had accepted job on . section
west Of the CITY and did not have time to
tell his family before taking his departure.
A country youth made himself too
numerous at the show grounds last night,
and got a beautiful spot painted over his
eve. all Of which was done by one Of the
circus employees.
-.See here" said IN eccentric man to a
boy who had brought doctor bill, Tell
YOUR master that I'll pay for the items OF
Of medicine charged, but for the visits,
xhv--l'll return them"
The posse sent out by Sheriff Conner
last evening to look for the escaped Jail
nd
returned this morning. They did not
bring the prisoners back with them.
During the procession yesterday, the
window over Beck & Messerly's store on
Second street was a perfect bower Of
beauty. Several young ladies took ad-
vantage of the view afforded from that po-
sition.
An unfortunate little specimen OF the
porcine tribe was run over by buggy at
the market house this morning. His
saueals OF pain attracted considerable at
t-ntion for awhile.
A bow in a small wagon drawn by two
diminutive goats of the masculine gender,
afforded almost as much amusement to our
country cousins as the circus yesterday af-
,ernoon. The Billies were clippers to 60.
Emily Soldene, of Soldene's Billee Tay-
lor company, saws that Leadville audiences
are extremely fastidious. Guess she's cor
rect. 4 few weeks ago a vigilance
committee refused to hang thief until he
had put on clean shirt.
1t will never do to elect women to all
Offices. Suppose a female sheriff should
visit the residence of handsome man and
explain to his jealous wife that she had an
attachment for him. There would be a
vacancy in the Office of sheriff in abont
two minutes.
Now has arrived that summer season
of grace when the revivifying influences Of
the gospel are dispensed under the shade
trees and canvas, Sedalia will begin the on
slaught on the world, the flesh aud the
devil next Thursday. For further partic-
ulars consult circulars.-Kansas City
Times.
at was at the battle of Shiloh" re-
marked Henry Reptile, 81 was in command
of a-of a-of brigade Of artillery just
west of Lew Wallace's division, when
cannon ball acknowledgements mule
a, Trump's Landing" observed 'can-
muck" who hadn't been shot through the
siver-and there was about ninety yards
OF agonized half breed silence.
Two enterprising mules which had
been detached from the pole Of a wagon
and hitched TO the box, concluded to have
a little circus of their own, in the rear of
the BAzoo Office this morning, and while
one stood still holding the hitching line
perfectly taut, the other went round and
round in a swift circle with the wagon.
When they were finally stilled they had
worn a track not unlike that of the ring in
circus.
-"Mollie had little ram, fleece black
AS rubber shoes, and everywhere that Mol
lie went, he emigrated too. He went with
her to church one day, the folks hilarious
grew, to see him walk demurely in Deacon
Aliens pew. The worthy deacon quickly
let his angry passion rise, and landed it
an unchristian kick between the sad
brown eyes. For Nh. Sheep walked
slowly back about a rod, tits said. and ere
the deacon could retreat, IL stood him on
his head. The congregation then arose
and went for that ere sheep, but several
we'll directed butts Just piled them in a
heap. Then rushed they for the door,
With cures long and loud, while rammy
struck a hindmost man and shot him
through the crowd.
END of the church season" is what
some of the papers call the prevalent habit
If closing the churches for repairs or
cleaning and letting the people wander of
10 the excursion steamboats, or trains. The
custom is becoming more and more gen.
eral every year in the great cities. Some
of the churches which close make arrange
ments to unite their congregations with
some neighboring churches which remain
open. But those which close seldom think
of erecting a sign to direct people where to
go.