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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1881-03-25
Grass Seed and Phosphate

in their season. Flour First Quality, western
ground and home manufacture low as eau be
bought, and every barrel warranted
Produce Of all kinds wanted Cash not refused
ORA BISHOP.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1881-03-25

Prince Bismark's son, Herbert, has
eloped with Princess Elizabeth, who Is
the wife OF Prince Charles of Carolath
Beuthen, and chief of one of the first
Prussian aristocratic families.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1881-03-25

St. IOhnsbury Clothing Co.'S Store,
That is the Place, Corner of
Main and Central Streets.
Having a stock of Boots
and Shoes for Mems and Boys
wear, we can now fit out a
man or boy from head to foot,
and at prices that can't be
beat.
F. T. PARKER, Manager.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1881-03-25
No Free List.

The expense OF printing paper is such that we
feel obliged to require qfd pro quo for all papers
sent from this Office. IS much would like
TO sontinue the CdLsdonida ~ slerrymen and 9th
era free OF at a nominal price, shall after jam
AIRY 81 adhere ~ published terms given on frat
page.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1881-03-25
FARMERS

win find good quality of butter salt and nice
prices.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1881-03-25

~ As was intimated last week, the
Republicans succeeded i'll organizing
the L. 5. Senate, the list of chairmeu
of the committees presented by the
Republicans having been adopted by
the casting vote of Vice President Ar
thur, Malone of Virginia, voting with
the Republicans, and Davis with the
Democrats. Senators Edmunds is
chairman of the Judiciary, Morrill, OF
finance, Conklng commerce, Allison APP
preparations, Dawes Indian affairs, An
thony printing, Malone agriculture,
Cameron naval affairs, etc.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1881-03-25
H. A. BLAKE, Sutton, VT,
LOCAL AGENTS.

Special Agent for Vermont and New Hampshir
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1881-03-25

~ The event of the week in New
England was the dinner given late
Secretary of the Interior, Charles
Schurz, at Hotel Nendome, Boston,
Tuesday evening, at which 237 of Bos-
toms notabes sat down to a spread
which, if possible, exceeded in taste
and elegance the banquet given Gen.
Grant at the Brunswick last fall.
Speeches were made 10y Gen. Schurz,
Colonel Charles Il. Goldman, President
Eliot, the Rev. George Z. Ellis, the
Rev James Freeman Clarke, Edward
l.. Pierce and others. Why Boston Sc
lected Sehurz to homer instead of Sec
rotary Sherman, or Evarts, or President
Hayes, does not appear, only as the
late Secretary of the Interior has beer
so severely criticised for his injustice to
the POnca Indians, his friends may have
taken this method to endorse his Indian
policy.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1881-03-25

ITPresident Garfield has laid himself
open to criticism 10y re-nOminating
Stanley Mathews for the supreme
bench after he had been rejected by
both the Senate and the people. 1t
does not seem 81 strange that President
HAYES should have presented his name
to me Senate, as that President Gar
field should insist after the nomination
was reiected.-Another blunder of our
new President seems to have been in
re-nominating r. =. Low for commo-
dore. Low was tried for cowardice
during the war, and il we remember
correctly the court found him guilty.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1881-03-25
AUCTION BILLS.

Passumpsic. Feb. q. Issl.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-12-07
commend these subjects to your
favorable consideration.
NATIONAL ELECTIONS

NATIONAL ELECTIONS.
The Importance Of timely legis-
latiOn with respect to the ascertain
ment and declarations Of the vote
for Presidential electors was sharply
called to the attention of the
people more than four years ago.
1t is to be hoped that some we'll de-
fined measure may be devised be-
fore another n&tional election which
Will render unnecessary = resort to
any eXpedient of a temporary char
acter fer the determination of ques-
tiOns upon contested returns.
PRESIDENTIAL INABILITY.
Questions which concern the very
existence of the government and the
liberties of the people were sug-
gested by the prolonged illness of
the late President and his con-
sequent incapacity to perform
the functions Of his office.
1t is provided by the second article
of the Constitution, in the fourth
clause of its first section, that in
case of the removal of the President
from Office, or of his death or inabil-
ity to discharge the powers and du-
ties of said Office, the same shall de-
volVe on the vice-president. What
is the intention of the Constitution
in the specification of inability to
discharge the powers and duties of
said Office, as one of the contingents
which calls the Yice-president to the
exercise of Presidential functions
Is the inability to be long continued
intellectual incapacity, or is it of
broader import? What must be its
extent and duration? How must
its existence be established? Has
the President, whose inability is the
subject of inquiry, any voice in de-
termining whether or not it exists =?
Or is the decision of this mOmen-
tOus and delicate question confided
to the Vice-President? Or is it con-
templated by the Constitution that
Congress should provide by law pre-
cisely what should constitute inabil-
ity and how and by what tribunal
| or authority it should be ascer-
tanned? If the inability proves to be
temporary in its nature, and duFing
its continuance the vice-president
lawfully exercises the functions of
the executive, by what tenure does
he hold his Office? Does he continue
as President the remainder of the
four years term or would the elected
President, if his inability should
| cease In the interval, be empowered
to resume his office? and if
having such lawful authority.
he should exercise it, would
the Vice-president be thereupon en-
powered to resume his powers and
duties as such? Icannot doubt that
these important questions will re-
ceive your early and thoughtful con-
sideration.
CONCLUSION.
Deeply impressed with the gravity
OF the responsibilities which have So
unexpectedly devolved upon me, it
Will be my constant purpose to CO.
operate with you in such measures
as will promote the glory of the
country and the prosperity Of its
people. (Signed)
CHESTER a. ARTHUR.
Washington, ID. c., Dec. 6, 1881.
A Beautiful Variety Of PRO
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-12-07
CONCLUSION.

A Beautiful Variety Of PRO
GRAMME CARDS, suitable for the
Ballroom. at HERALD Ofice.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-12-07
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA.

The report Of the commissioners
Of the District of Columbia, here
with transmitted, will inform you
fully OF the condition of affairs of
the district. The vital Importance
Of legislation for the reclamation
and Improvement of the marshes and
the establishment of the harbor
lines along the Potomac River front
is presented. In the present condi-
ton these marshes seriously affect
the health Of the residents of the
adjacent parts of the city, and they
greatly mar the general aspect of
the park in which stands the Wash
ingtOn monument. This improve
mont would add to that park and
the park south Of the Executive
Mansion, a large area of valuable
land and would transform what is
now believed to be dangerous nui-
sance into an attractive landscape
extending to the river front.
They recommend the removal of
the steam railway lines from the
surface OF the streets of the CITY,
and the location of the necessary
depets In such places as may be con-
venient for the public accommoda-
ton. They call attention to the
deficiency of the water supply.
which seriously affects the material
prosperity of the city, and the health
and comfort of the inhabitants. I
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-12-07

Iregret to state that the people of
Alaska have reason to complain that
they are still unprovided with any
form Of government by which life
or property can be protected While
the extent Of its population does
not justify the application of the
costly machinery of territorial adj
miniStration, there is Immediate
necessity for the constitution of
such form of government as will
promote the education of the peo-
Pile and secure the administration of
Justice.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-12-07
CONGRESSIONAL LIBRARY.

The Senate, at the last session,
passed bill providing for the con-
Struction of a building for the lib
rary of, Congress, but it failed to be-
come law. The provision of such
able protection for this great collec-
ton of books, and for the depart
ment connected with it, has be-
come a subject Of national import
ance and should receive prompt at
tention.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
The Type of q Glass.

There is the man who has made up his
mind to keep his health good by eating
the right sort of food in proper quanti-
ties, and with the right kind of mastica-
ton. Resolution sits on his brow, his
eyes turn scornfully upon his fellow
men, and he deliberately and with NAL
ice aforethought sits in a restaurant
with superbly folded arms, painfully
working his mouth as if he were a type
of Samson's celebrated jawbone engaged
in the duty of Staying bit of brown
bread. He becomes nuisance to his
landlady or his wife he buys q fish
which he eats for his brains, and strug
giles in the morning with harsh oatmeal
and sour baked apples, chewing, chew
ing, chewing, while casting contemptu-
GUS chances around at the Disguised peo
pie who are not 80 good and are not 60
ing to be SO healthy as he is to be. He
turns his toe out, abhors butter, anc
walks on the side of the street which il
healthiest. His children receive no can
dy, and his wife receives only a scold
ing because she does not live up to tn
laws of health. He then becomes pale
fretful and morose, and says Of a health,
man, "He lives for his stomach, F" while
he is dying for his.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
Official Etiquette.

Almost as quaint as the well-known
story of the Spanish monarch who
was roasted to death because the
official justified by the prescriptions
of court etiquette in removing him
from inconvenient proximity to a
roaring fire did not happen to be with
in the palace precincts at the time of
his majesty's extreme need is an &C.
count of recent suicide in St. Peters
burg. A certain Prince, handsome
spendthrift, had married wealthy
bourgeoise for her money, and this
union had turned out so unhappily
that, a few days ago, he hanged him
self to Window-frame in his study.
One of the servants happened to enter
the room almost Immediately after he
had completed this arrangement, be-
held him suspended, and summoned
her mistress, who was dressing for a
ball, to the spot. When the Princess
caught sight of her husband he was
struggling with considerable energy !;
but not venturing or to authorize any
attempt to cut him down or otherwise
relieve him from his precarious situa.
ton she simply ordered her servants
to aquaint the police with the exact
state of affairs. The footman told the
porter; the porter communicated with
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
To Bed.


The tradition is current in Philadel-
phia that DR.. Barnes, the distinguished
preacher and commentator, always went
to bed at o'clock at night, as he rose
at in the morning for study. The ira
dition adds that he sometimes excused
himself to company invited by his wife,
and left her to entertain them.
A New York gentleman of the last
generation used to tell similar story of
Gen. Washington, for the truth Of which
he could vouch, as he was present when
the incident occurred.
Gen. Washington was living in New
York after his first election to the Presi-
dency, and on New Years day, 1870, q
great number of citizens called on him,
in accordance with their custom of keep
ing the day. He received them with
great cordiality, and afternoon and even
ing passed pleasantly.
When the hall clock struck 8, though
large company we're still present,
Lady Washington rose with dignity,
an6, looking round the circle with a
smile, said:
"The General always retires at 9, and
I usually precede him"
The announcement was startling, but
the house was soon emptied. The New
Workers do not keep such hours to-day,
and few ladies have the social courage Of
Lady Washington.
Many great public men, on whose
shoulders rest the weight of nations
government, have found it absolutely
essential to be regular in their hours O
sleep-an example that all may vel
| follow.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
Disorders (Which Affect tho kidney.

Are among the most formidable known. d.
abetes, Bright's disease, gravel and other com
plants of the urinary organs are not ordinar-
lily cured in severe cases, but they may be
averted by timely medication. A useful
stimulanr of the urinary glands has ever been
found in Hostettel's Stomach Bitters, a medl-
cine which not only affords the requisite
stimulus when they become inactive, but in
creases their vigor and seer etive power. By
increasing the activity Of the kidneys and
bladder ms medicine mas Inc addtloma e..
which it is the peculiar office of those argans
to eliminate and pass off. The Bitters is also
purifier and strengthened of the bowels, an
invigorant of the stomach, and matchless
remedy for billiousness and fever and ague.
Itcounteracts a tendency to premature decay,
and sustains and comforts the aged and in.
firm.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
BAKERS PAIN PANACEA cures pain in
Man and Beast. Use externally and internally.
PILES! PILES! PILES !!

Sure Cure Found at Last. No One Need Suner.
A sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding, Itching
and liberated Piles has been discovered ian
Indian remedy, called Or. Williams lndiar
Pile Ointment. A single box has cured the
suffer five minutes after apply ing this ointment.
Lotions and Instruments do more harm than
good. Williams Ointment absorbs the tu-
mors, allays the itching, acts as poultice,
gives instant relief, and is prepared only for
Piles, itching Of the private parts; nothing else:
Judge Coffinberry, OF Cleveland, says have used
scores Of pile cures affords me to say
that have never found anything which gave such
Indian Pile Ointment.
For sale by all druggists or mailed On receipt q
price SlOO s, HENRY & Co, Props, Cleveland, o
Noyes B. . 4 Cutler agents ST. Paul. MINI.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
wAR-soNG OF THE BoERs.

Hands OIL Stand back Leave us alonel
You shall not rob us Of our own;
We win be free! We will be free!
God and right shall our standard be!
Cur fathers sweat and our fathers blood
Have soaked the ground on which they stood |;
Our mothers tears, our mothers toll,
Have hsliowed our blest Afric's soil.
This il our land, this is our land,
Reclaimed by our good fathers hand;
Reclaimed by them, we claim 1t now,
Az garden made by the yeoman's plow.
We ask but what to us was left.
Nor shall it from our grasp be reft-
For fatherland and freedom we will die,
Or live victoriously.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02

YOUNG Mallory De Smith, who exter
inmates melody with a fiddle, met old
Col. Northcote yesterday, and said to
him: "Colonel, you must be on hand
tonight at the De Smith mansion. I
want you to hear some really good music.
I will give few solos on the violin to a
few invited guests, and afterward, at 8
o'clock, we will have some refreshments
oysters, wine, cigars, you know. "
.sMy dear boy. I will be on hand just a
little after 8. Rely on me. ''-Galuesto'a
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02

the gardevoi on duty in the street.
By the time the official had made the
matter plain to the pristav, or police
lieutenant, and that functionary had
sent for the police surgeon to accom-
pany him to the scene of the catastl o.
phy, some three hours had elapsed
and when the executive removed the
Prince from the window frame that
unfortunate nobleman was as indis-
putably no more as good Queen Annie
herself.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02

ANAaRAM makers some time ago dis
covered that Disraeli" made 81 lead,
sir :" and " Gladstone" Sc leads not, y
also, doesn't lag;;" and again that
"Disraeli" was eide airs" and Bea.
consfeld,'' "Coined fables" If ana.
grams were mathematical truths they
would sometimes be both startling and
valuable.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02

LYDIA E. PINKHAN's VEGETABLE Com
FOUND, the great medicine for the cure of all
female complaints, is the greatest strengthen
er of the back, stomach, nerves, kidneys, urin-
airy and genital organs of man and woman
ever known. Send for circulars to Lydia E.
Pinkham, Lynn, Mass.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
Harrisburg (Pa.) independent. |

For five years says Mr.. J. Echter,
this city, I have been afflicted with
rheumatism, and for two years have
had a sore on my leg the size of a sill
yer dollar, which nothing would heal.
St. Jacobs Oil cured the rheumatism
and healed the sore.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02

The photographer is always getting
negatives from pretty girls, and the more
he gets the broader he smiles.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02

ONE Remedy for. One Do1lar-There is but
one way to cure badness, and that is by using
CAROLINE, deodorized extract OF petro.
leum, the natural petroleum hair remover. II
will positively do the work and it is the only
article that will.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
Nashville Daily News.1
Terrible.

Such is the term Mr.. G. w. Purcell,
of the National Stock Yards, Chicago,
ILL.,, applies to his sufferings. He says :
I,for one, wish to speak word of praise
for St. Jacobs Oil. I suffered with a
pain in my shoulder and arm for some
six months and at times it was terrible.
One bottle of St. Jacobs Oil, however,
cured me thoroughly.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02

A BRIGHT little s-year-old, while he1
mother was trying to get her to sleep,
became interested in some outside noise.
She was told that it was caused by q
cricket, when she sagely observed
Mamma, I think he ought to be
oiled"
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02

LADY, if you wish to render your skin as
white and soft as that of Diana of Poictiers is
said to have been, use GLENN's SULPHUR
SOAP, which is healthful beautitier and not
a perniciOus cosmetic.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
Don't Pour .4lchonol o.. the Fire,

And don't take anything that has alcohol in
it to help lnfame kidneys. Warmers Safe
Kidney and Liver Cure is purely vegetable,
and acts directly upon the kidneys and liver.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02

Why is it easy to break into an old
mans house? Because his locks are
few and his gait is broken.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
Hon: fo Secure Health.

1t seems strange that any one will suffer from
arrangement brought on by impure blood,
when SCovILL's SARsAPAR1LLA AND STILLIN-
GA, OR BLOOD AND LIVER SYRUP will re-
store perfect health. It is a strengthening
syrup, pleasant to take, and has proven it
self to be the BEST BLOOD PURIFIER, ef-
fectually curing Scrofula, Syphilitic dis
orders, Weakness of the Kidneys, Erysipe
las, Malaria, all Nervous disorders and Debil-
ity, Bilious complaints and all Diseases Of the
Blood, Liver, Kidneys, Stomach, Skin, etc. It
corrects Indigestion. A single bottle will
prove to you its merits as health renewer,
for 1t ACTS LIKE A CHARM, especially
when the complaints ofan.exhaustive nature,
| having tendency to lessen the natural vigor
of the brain and nervous system.
BAKERS PAIN PANACEA cures pain IN
Man and Beast. Use externally and internally
DIR. ROGERS VEGETABLE WORN
SYRUP instantly destroys worms and removes
the secretions which cause them.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02

Moves Bros. & Cutler, druggists, ordered of
s. Biackford, proprietor of DR.. HallidAy's
remedies, five market baskets full OF DR.. Hal s
liday's Blood Purifier, all in one day, last
week. How is that for sales DR.. Halliday g
medicines are fast getting away with all other
remedies in Minnesota. and don't you forget
it. For sale 10y all western druggists.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02

NEVER Judge by appearances. a
seedy coat may cover heart IN full
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02

Why is the man who does not bet as
bad as the man who does? Because he
is no better. 3
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02

Put on DR.. Holman's Liver Pad, the best
stomach and liver regulator in the world. 1t
insures a sound stomach, good digestion,
pure blood, and perfect nerve action.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
uR,.ch,sfaNa.D

.sBssch,sf atba.''
New. quick, complete cure days, urinary afec.
tions, smarting, frequent or difhcult nTana!aon'
Kidney diseases. 81 at druggists. =. II. Biggs,
st. Paul, MINI. sffse5tzf .s1s = {ss556s
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
,sIctde and DNspepsfa.

S,sictde and Dyspepsfd.
most remarkable cure for Dyspepsia : Wel Is
Health Remover. " The greatest tonic pest I ~.
lious and Liver Remedy known. VI. 81 oruggists ..
E. H. Biggs, St. Paul, MINI.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
n Sanitaru Meas,tre.

Life and health are preserved by carefully
aiding nature whenever it shows lack of abil-
ity to carry on its work. For torpid liver,
bowels or kidneys, no other remedy equals
Kidney Wort. 1t is sold in both dry and liquid
form by all Druggists.-CaH
For Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Depression of
Spirits and General Debility in their various forms
other Intermittent Feyers, the .FerEo FhosphoE-
Hazard co. of New York, and sold by all druggists
is the best tonic; and for patients recovering roE
Feveror other Sickness 1t has no equal
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
Very often young man imagines
himself to be perfect brick, when he
really ISM more than half baked

IT cannot be denied that Perry Davis Pain
killer, which has held the first place as fam
lily medicine for the past ferty-one years, has
relieved more suffering, externally and inter
nally, than any other similar preparation. IT
should be kept in every household.