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Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1881-04-14

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THE GREAT
Bee Hive Stores.

Hacing giren The Gents De
partme,A ample time TO erpIain
its good qualities, ,ce aciU moao
turn 0ur attention TO the LdoteS
Department, 10 ,Chich a0e are
paying Our utmost attention TO
haze the most complete az Cen
ire county. We do moi Ike TO
include Philadelphia, d"t IN
most departments they can not
beat as.
Our Mr.. Bauldnd has just
returned. from the East, hdring
purchased the largest and finest
stock Of Dry Goods, for cash,
erer Jroughtto Beli9onte, ,chich
,ce ,ciH sell for cash at such to,o
prices as TO dstonish the pubijc.
is the amount Of goods p'tr-
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Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1881-04-14

James Brady, aged Is, was made
drunk in the bar.rooms of Ebensburg,
and while in erased condition struck
one Of bis companions. William Carney,
y blow on the head with club from
the effects of which the injured youth
will probably die. Brady IL In Jail.
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07O 4 WEEK. 81 q day at home sssll, mad,
" q t"'ilF ou'ht frr. Aldrs's THuE 60. ~.
Eus'n, Malur DIV
Louisiana capitolian., 1881-08-06
il beats yours, because 1t IL . pat, and

- =
u beats yours 'eo"''e
you fllled.N
Il wasn't soing " e"s 'n s . - 80
con Magruaer' aov"0 .''.0 'r'1 ,...r ~, 4
ped under the taoie' o"' WIG. 49,
Der Of the cnurcn s'oops W s'0n se
to get out OF setting up nus 'nre' s'''se'
Of cider in his own s'ore, ~ ""' -
was shown up. ! WONT meh1'on - o"e
side this time though, II you e'so ~
beaten"
aDo You mean to accuse me OF cneat-
ing, Deacon Sli0erbackg" said Magrn-
der, in o tone Of suppressed emotion.
s'rhat is about the size Of IT, am
panied to say, sir, and it grieves me that
a professor OF religion should"
ooh, you dry mp, You old fraud !"
yelled Magruder "Didn't see you
deal the 'Stones Of Venice to yourself
off the bottom Of the pack, and never
Louisiana capitolian., 1881-08-06
NEW ORLEANS 4 BATON ROUGE.
New Orleans States.

This morning the first train OF cars OF
the New Orleans Pacific Railway left
this city for Baton Rouge and on so
memorable an occasion we deem II ap-
proprlate to pay q Just and well earned
tribute to the man who, above all 9th
ers. is entitled to the credit and honor
of nangurating and, in the face OF al
most invincible difficulties, standing by
the great work of connecting by rail the
city of New Orleans with the capital OF
the State and ultimately with all
Northwestern Louisiana, until it was ta-
ken up by men able and interested in
prosecuting it to successful compile
tion.
To the perseverance and untiring EN-
ergy of Mr.. +. B. Wheelock the people
of this city and State are largely in
debted for an enterprise the Importance
and value of which are not to be esti-
| mated at this time. Since 1876 the con.
strnctiop of the New Orleans Pacific
Railway has been the dream, the sole
object of his life. Full Of faith in its
practicability and its vast usefulness,
and confident of achieving ultimate
success, no obstacle, however great,
could impede his progress; no disap-
pointment, however prOtracted, cooled
his ardor or diminished his enthusiasm.
| And now to-day Mr.. Wheelock, after
FIVE wears of faith and patience, has the
proud satisfaction of witnessing the
consumnatioD of his scheme and the
fruition of his long cherished hopes
The construction Of the New Orlean'
Pacific Railway, one of the greatest en-
terprises of the Southwestern country
may now be considered as an accom-
plished fact, and Col. Wheelock is en-
titled to the thanks and gratitude of thi
people.
In this connection another gentleman
n stranger to our people, deserves TIN
highest honors. When the road passed
into the Texas Pacific combination MT
II. s. Morse became the general super
Q intendent, and the rapidity with whicl
3 the work has been pushed forward ha
, been due to his quiet and unpretendin
y. but wonderful energy and powers
!, organization. Under his direction thi
l this great work, fraught with such in
e portance to the Southwest and espet
e ially to New Orleans, mas gone forwar
: so noselessly and rapidly that the soun
k of the whistle, which this morning az
nounced the departure of the fir'
n through train to Baton Rouge, SCENE
almost like o sound in dream.
d All honor to Messrs. Wheeloek an
v Morse all honor to their chief, thu
p wonderful creator of a railroad empi
almost as grand in its conception as tt
ID Republic itself, and of which this roa
es is an important integral part. An
y honoriug these men, New Orleans sem
ID greeting to Baton Rouge on this ne
Is tie that binds the capital and the IN
tropolis of Louisiana together.
Louisiana capitolian., 1881-08-06


Daughter, don't let mother do Il
Do not let her slave and toll,
While you sit useless idler
Fearing your soft hands to SOL
Don't you see the heavy burdens
Daily she ia wont to bear.
Bring the lines upon her forehead,
Sprinkle silver in her bair
daughter. don't lei mother dot
Do not let her bakeand broil
Through the long, bright summer houlS
share with her the heavy toll
See, her eve has lost its brightness,
Faded from her cheek the glow,
And the step that once was Onoyant
Now is feeble, tired and slow.
Daughter don't let mother do 1t
She has cared for you so long
= u. right the weak and feeble
hould be toiling for the strong
yaken from your listless languor'
Seek her side to cheer and bless,
lnd your griet will be less bitter
When the soas above her press.
Daughter, don't let mother do 1t
You will never, never know
What were home without mother,
Till that mother lieth low
Low beneath the budding daisies,
Free from earthly care and palni
To the home so sad without her
Never to return again. Ex.
Louisiana capitolian., 1881-08-06

"Maria," said the old lady sternly,
"what were you and young Billings do
ing with your heads 50 close together
out there by the gate 7" ave were look
ing at the comet, ma. through little
spy-glass in the top Of his new straw
hat exclaimed the yonDg miss without
a blush, "and, oh, ma, it'sev so spien-
did a comet" And the old lady was so
interested in its description that she
quite forgot the fact that when young
Billings and her daughter looked at the
comet, that erratic luminary was IN
the northern heavens, and on the oppo'
site side Of the house.
Louisiana capitolian., 1881-08-06
s j .sssss !

strange disappearance Of their child be-.
ing well knownby all the country. The
letter and the clasp proved his identity
and the servant boy became the heir to
a fortune and title, and found paren-
tai love and tenderness at last. The
story was rot universally known, but it
is carefully recorded in the private dia-
~ Of Dennis Archer, then Vicar OF Mar
lowe Church, who AYERS his belief in Its
truth.
Louisiana capitolian., 1881-08-06

If you want to study the immense
variety of the human face in expression,
You shonld bend your gaze upon the mo-
bile countenance of deaf and dumb
man when he reaches under the plank
walk for lost nickel and picks up a
raw humble bee by the stem.
Louisiana capitolian., 1881-08-06
n Chambers Bookstore !!

ETTER CAP and Note Paper OF the very
4 hest onality. Scrap Pictures. a large as-
sortment. Gold and Silver Paper, Shoe Dress
Ing m Perforated Boards, Card Board. Boz r.
nerteries, from 10c up. Slate Pencils in wooo.
Red and Blue Pencils, Faber's Hexigon fen'
cils. Pencil Sharpeners. Tissue Papers, etc:
To the East, BY Way Of the West, by bishop
u.ycn Just received At
CHANBERS' BOOKSTORE,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-26
ON THE ROAD.
Two Thirteen Year Old Boys Who
Skipped Out Saturday With
Forty Dollars.

On Saturday afternoon last tvo boya
nsmed Frank Rsynor and Eddie Potter.
each about thirteen years Of age, left their
homes unbeknown 10 their relatives. and, il
is supposed, have gone west 10 grow up
with the country.
The Rsynor BOY il aeon Of. Conductor
RAynor, of the middle division Of the
Pacific, while the other il the only son Of
Mrs. Potter, wife Of the painter Who left
Seda,ia come two months ego, since which
time nothing hes been heard Of him.
Saturday afternoon young Rsynor re-
ceived $40 from his parents, With the ~
quest that he % down town and pay .
grocery bill and . months rent. This he
failed 10 do, but took the money With
him. The Potter boy bads his mother
goodbye about two o'clock the same afiss-
noon, saying that he vas going away. Nm.
Potter thought nothing Of the remark, Sup
posing it was made in jest, but when be
failed to return Saturday night, sbs became
thoroughly alarmed.
1t seems that the boys left here and
vent - fer % Drssdeo il . wagon, - they
we're seen there between The houn Of I've
and six o'clock.
Mr.. Raysor this morning left for points
west Of here. determined to oysrtake has
boy and return him to his home If pessible.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-26

msfflsd with him, but Bill wouldn't
say Who he was. Fact il, he wouldn't
answer any questions at oil and when
! the trial came it didn't take the iury
long to bring in . verdict Of guilty.
The town was a little scared up, and
the people thought there ought to be
an example. There was one quser
thing about it though. The murdered
man had lot Of money, but there
wasn't . nickel on Bill. After the
verdict there wa an attempt BY some
OF Bills old friends to get . pardon,
but he wouldn't have it. He said he
was ready and willing to hang and
wanted the show to end rs soon as pos-
sible. The only thing he seemed uu-
/ sssy about was as to whether auy one
Else was suspected, and he would ask
cautious questions about what people
though BIT and What the theories concern
ing the murder were. The day before
the hanging he wrote q letter, put it
IL an envelope and addressed it, and
then put both in a blank envelope.
He gave this to Rsddy Jim. one of
his old-tims Pards, and told him not to
take Of the blank envelope until after
he was dead, and then deliver the let.
ter inside to whom it was addressed,
and keep his mouth shut about the
whole business. Rcddy promised and
the next day Bill was hung. and died
game.
After he was dead Rsddy took off
the blank envelope and read the ad-
dress 1t was to Georgia" That
made him curious, and it burned his
hands. He had always had an idea
that there was something behind the
murder which Bill Was trying to con-
csal, and he thought that this letter
might tell what it was. So, after
holding it four days, he gave it to
The sheriff. who opened it. This is
what was in it:
DEAR OLD PARD-The games's
'qaurs. You have saved me and I've
'aved you. / amt mad or hurt be.
:auss you didn't come back and take
he murder of my shoulders, for /
wanted to get through anyhow. The
ards are against me, and there's no
,ss in fighting luck. only write this
o tell you that some of these damned
ools about here may think queer Of
he business and look into it, 50 get as
ar ont of the way a. you can. You'd
'etter go home and drop your way of
ife. There amt no good in it. Good
'ye. Bill.
That lot in lot Of light. "Geor-
ia" had killed the man and Bill
houldered the blame. They tried to
md him. but he was gone. He had
'ut cut for it when Bill was first tried.
hey never beard Of him again.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-26
Look Out Tor 0ood rune.


M. O. A. Hickok, Of San Francisco,
manager Of the vosdseful stations Santa
Claus and 81. Jslisa, The latter bsisg The
rival Of Mad 8. asd other trostsrs. writes
that b isissds 70 bring *. Jsliea east
sbout The l6sh Of Nay. and gill tros hin
for The bsst interests Of himself and The
trotting associations. he will sodeavoe to
give tie bsst sxh,bitiea possible. g. u.
lien will not b restricted 70 spssial tracks,
bat vill tros o. ell the tracks that will
o6se - sscspsabls Psns. Mr.. Hiekok
etands ready 70 bssk &. Julien, asaisst all
trosssrs and pssss o eqasl terms. In ~
gard to u. Julien trotting il 3:e7 this
year, NJ. Hickok writes that be ssssos
cay. bat will "Issvs that for the public to
judge when they - the blaekboard." He
thinks that Maud 9. 10 . great ssssssr, bat
belisvss shst &. julien y . greater one,
cd sxprsssss hlassI willing % pat up be
noosy o. his opinios. He doss not ~
lisvsis public ehslIsosss. - they ss'doa
led to oatehsa. sss - i eager as ell
TINES 70 natch his horss asai.ss ill comes.
ct shsst sosise. Santa Claus and possibly
Ossenan, will scso0pany g. Juliss sass.
Santa Class i to tros 10 The great ssslliea
fsses as Rochester, Bostsa ssd Chicago.
M. Hiekok thinks b will stop there. -
De cireuis stewards hsvs aaade he Els
elas . go - yoa plssss, and b doss not
proPoss 70 sstsr Santa Claus il any such
1ACoD.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-26

The abatement made in the Atchison
Pa,rio; Of yesterday that the citizens Of
SedsliA came near mobbing the two ne
groe- from wArreusburs, Who hsd the diff
6cul,y with . couple Of brsksmen and we're
brought here for safe keeping, does IN in
justice to our people. vi course all Who
live here know better. but the publication
is calculated to creste a bad impression
abroad, which is the BAzoO's only reason
for referring to the affair. There was no
trouble here Of any kind whatever.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-26

At Clinton, thin corning. he case Of the
State ". John W. Pssssssea, charged With
murder in The arss dsgrss. vas called in
court.
Ii will be Fsmcmbsesd shss Patterson
killed . man eaasd james G. Clark in
Henry eoussy, il 1865. He was srrssssd.
bat managed to bssak Jail. and sseessdsd
10 elodisg The ol6esn for seas twelve
yeass.. About one ysas ass Il was sscss.
tanned that Patterson w. living in Lis.
ingstoa county. Ill, having married in
that locality. He Va brought back 70
Missouri, and be- since besa a inmate Of
the Henry county Jail.
Great interest l. manifested il the trial,
but 20 much time hes elapsed sisee the
murder that many think It will be impos-
sibls to secure . eonviesios.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-26
The 90. 600 Beauty.

Forepaughis show will visit this city
during the summer, bat 10 doubt many
will BE- eurprised whsa they behold her
vho il called the "hsndsomsst woman liz.
ing" and Who is ssid t. rscslvs SO, 600 for
. season Of thirty weeks. She goss By the
''st.ee name" Of Mies Nonsague, and made
her 6nt spps.rand( IN public in the s,rsss
pageant IN the role Of Lalls Roekh, ssstsd
upon ~ elephant. in wsshisgten City.
She Va attired in plain black. With lit
lie ornaments save jsvsls. shicA dspssdsd
fenn her esrs. She vs. .ieasevsswsd, and
.duitsse her weigh. to y ~ fessda, aid
her sss 81. She sssessssd thas - pro-
posed to 70 On The seaes q IL eeeelasioo
of her sngaesnsss With Fssspaagh. eax.
teen newspaper men vsES admitasd 70 her
queeoly presence At one time. end Tie girl
showed her nerve By The way she answered
qosstioas.
at muit b rather 'enbssssnisg Tor yen
to - - may ssssp.Pse men q osss."
sid ose reporter, lookiss - ~ kisdly.
Oh" aid u bss.sy. ianoesssly, ut
isn't 20 bed - riding q sSsPsass, I sup
pose"
There vas suddsa. . very sudden and
embarrassing ssIssos. vhik sems Of The
oenbers coushsd eighty. Nobody said
anything more for several minutes. II 10
claimed that The beauty vas rssogsizsd b.
one Of the reporter - . veil knowa Va
riet, actress, end that the whole sckems 10
. fraud.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-26
WANT MORE WAGES.
The Bricklayers. Carpente, 5
and Painters Of Sedalia
Contemplating q
Strike.
Higher Prices Paid Elsewhere. and
Employers Here Are Re-
Qucs; I'd to Do Like
wise.

| Nrxs -: cheG the eats 81 sF,z,o
rss,rta,iyr this ,Irr. IN III : q strike "a.
a. To- insu-qrar-' j, mis- ~i.y, To- be pas-
iI"ips,ed l.. w csrp aigrs, b.i..! .srs at
painters. anc il.st IL ~ a alter Monday
nrx' an iIcTsa-- ri wages would l,e asked
bv mschs' ice -,hriovsd IN ;Les. three
iisnc! - \ numb.r vi xeulleui-n We.
iu'e'v'crs.;, n n Z, jori'y If thsrn 4ai.i
tina, there hal been ak of = srik,, bu,
t!.-y knew no,hins d,.ipits si ut IL.
Bricslaysrs n"~ r..si.e $3.50 per dsy,
and the. ar I-n~ sa.iy sc,'cs at that
fsuIe. Mess. E,xIrtt Il Harris. Ohio
eiapl"y seven men, cay they Cannot afford
TO psymor~ tasn th. shove price for work
in hsn,i, but on ali new contracts they viii.
give en- ads ance Of 80 esnts per day. They
admit that $3.50 per day is nc, enough,
AMI they issl satisfied they will have to
pay the higher figure il they retain their
employees. Hold carriers are receiving
from Sl.25 to $50 per day, and in their
cases an advance Of twenty-five cents per
day ~iI! b a-ked end probably allowed.
Carpenters srs receiving from SO to So 80
per day, and insist that thsy shall receive
s.. Some Of the builders are willing to
sccede to the demands 81 their men, bu,
other. are not. In all the cities in The
state higher price is paid than in Soda
liza, and the vorkmea here think thev
should receive q Gum equal to that paid
elsewhere.
Painters nov get all the wav from Sl.75
TO S325 per day, and they ask s2.5e and Sc |
rney are situated exactly IS the carpen.
lers, aud unless they receive the advance
,skei they will ssek work elsewhere, where
letter wages are paid.
The building boom is Sedslia ia such
hat contractors will be put to not little
should . strike occur, and
be chances are that the employss gill re.
GIVE the increase asksd for.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-26
1.-TWO Dollar"

There vas . slight blaze on the roof
of house in the city few days ago,
and when the insurance adjusters vent
10 make their survey they
found about e would cover all the
lose.
1.-TWO dollar" exclaimed the owner
when he heard the dscisioa-'I can't
take no two dollar"
"Geutlemen's. you doan' put me Of
like dot. When my vhifs finds dot We
vhas on fire she screens poleece and
murder und falls down sthair, for dot
sum. Hso l goes home NIT you und
Sea der fun"
I'VE do not insure husbands and
wifes, but buildings." was the reply.
81 know, but msin Oldest poy he
runs for dur 6rs-box und falls . pick
et.fenee oafer und breaks his good
clothes all to pieces. Two dollar !
Dat doan' bay me for coming up here.
"Yes, but We can only pay for actual
damages.
"Dot's Ill l vhant. Who stole my
dog whom my house vhas on FIRE!
Dot dog ish gone. and be vhas ten
dollars wort"
I'VE didn't insure the dog"
"Und maybe you don't insure dem
poys who eat on der fence and called
out: Dot one Dutchman's red nose has
Get his house on FIRE! Do you expect
/ take such sass like dot for two dol.
lar. Und When der 6rsmens come
here day break mein closs-lines down
nit der ladders, and day spill wasser
all oafer my carpsta Two dollar
Well, Well you 60 right AWAY from
here, und I take dot old insurance
belicy und steps him into der mudt r
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-26
What Shall We Do With Our
Daughters.

Oou8ntoto.
OIL City Derr:ek.
Don't teach them self-reliance. 1t
Is 80 much easier to rely on some one
else.
Don't let them learn how to make
bread. Their beaux might think
they were not we'll bred.
Don't allow them tn learn how to
make shirts. 1t is better they should
not know. Then. when they are mar
ried, their husbands can work twenty
hoursa day to get money to buy ready
made ones, while they knit red dogs.
Above all things, don't fail to teach
then how to wear false hair, and if
you daughter objects to bang her. hair,
bang her over the head.
Dou't allow them to learn how to
make their own dresses. 1t is fash
ionable to have q dresemaker.
Teach them that . dollar is only
one hundred cents and don't amount
to much,
Don; let them learn how to cook.
Should they understand the cuisine
art, and know what is needed in
family, the servant could not supply
all her relations with edibles.
Teach them to darn their neighbors
but not stockings.
Don't allow them to learn how to
sew en- buttons. They might get
needles in their fingers.
Teach them to regard the money
and not the morals Of their suitors.
Teach them none of the mysteries
Of the kitchen or the dining room.
Teach them that the more one lives
beyond his income the more lie will
save.
Urge them to 60 with incorporate
young men. II is convenient to have
. drunken husband, "a the wife is en-
abIed to take pin money from his
poke, while he 10 taking . drunken
sDOGze.
Finally. teach them that God. who
made them. is an old fogy and made
them in his image, which neeessitates
tight lacing.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-26
Given mp By Doctors.

is il possible that Mr. Godfrey 10 up and
At work. ssd cured By some simple
remedy :"
II assure you il 10 true that he 10 en-
tirsly cured, aed With nothing but Hop
Rtters; and only IN days ego his doctor
gave him up and said hs most die !"
"wsll-s-dayi That 10 rsmsrksblei ]
will 80 this day and get some for ny poor
Gsorss-I know Asps are sood."-SaIem