Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-05-24

pepsia when the Doctors all ialieu.--
George Page, Rochester. ttet -
Mars now rises about an hour and half
before the sun; but then mas are very apt
TO do that. for IL takes fully that long to
get the son walked up.
The PERUVIAN SYRUP has cured thou
sands who were suffering from dyspepsia,
debility, liver complaint, boils, humors,
female complaints, etc. Pamphlets free 10
any address. Seth W. Fowle & Sons,
Boston.
Is woman's highest sphere OF duty at the
cradle or at the ballot boxI is the question
agitating the public mind. Barker says
il depends upon which she can MI the
better.
An astronomer SAYS: "This is the best
time OF year for observing the planet Mer-
cury.r Thank Heaven this time of year Is
good for something.
Dyspepsia and Indigestion are simply a
lack OF pepSin. or gastric fluid in the stom-
ach. Balls Digestive Salt (patented) sup
niles this want aud is besides an agreeable
condiment, consisting of Pure PepSin and
best English Salt. See advertisement.
An INDECENT boy being asked by his
teacher who came latest To school, replied.
Indeed. sir, cannot say, Tor | did not
get here early enough - see
Ten years ago while gathering ice, |
strained nv back aud took cold uriuation
las been painful ever since, until after
consuming three bottles ID. Il. V. G. l
am well now, 60 years old and feel like a
colt.
B. b. Blods,tt. Baker, Syracuse, ny.
Guaranteed by all Druggists.
Boston has established an "Instltution Of
Hcrcditv" Children who wish to be born
irto poor. hut distinguished families,
should apply early.
ScRorUL.. 4 medicine that destroys the
germs OF Scrofula and has the power to root
is out is appreciated by the afflicted. The
remarkable cures OF men, women and chill
dren as described by testimonials. prove
Hoods Sarsaparilla a reliable medicine con-
tanning remedial agents which eradicate
Scrofula from the blood. 100 doses Sl.uO
sold by all dealers. Q. Hood Co, Lowell, Mass.
Sunday was the Chinese New Year.
There j. satisfaction in knowing that we
have a whole month the start OF the moon.
eyed leper>.
The weather j. getting 50 cold now, thai
when poorly dressed woman goes from
the >I.,c, ."t' church >ocian',, the cinl.-
m. change JH the atmosphere doesn't aCeci
her 50 mrch - formerly.
S-IrrrlNc WOMEN There - hut very
>msu proportion OF The women ~ this mae
tiou that tpuo suffer from some OF the
diseases .cr which Kidney. Won. 3 >p,r.-
to- Wl,u ,Ac bowels have become cos
tive. headache tormcutS. Kidneys oGt OF
dx. or piles distress, take a package and
is wonderful tonic ard reUoyating power
will cure You and give new life Hatch
man.
when a rich old bachelor ceases 20 pay
his addresses 10 a young lady She has no
particular objection 10 his giving hcI the
>aCquc.
INroErANr-whcuy ou visit or leave
New York CITY. save Baggage EXprcsSagc
and Carriage Hire. and stop at Gr1Rd
Union Hafs- opposite Grand Central
Depot $50 rooms. fitted up 80 cost OF
one million dollars reduced 10 : and up
wards per day European plan. kleva-
tor. Restaurant supplied with the best.
Horse cars, stages and elevated railroad
ro an dcpotS. Families can live better for
less money AZ the Grand Union Hpti than
az any other drSt-claSS hotel in the city.
A. doctors Office The pa;icnt-Doc-
tor have caught fearful cold; what had
Ibetter take. The doctor sf)er amoment'S
rchection-a pocket handkerchief
WHAT THEY LEAD To.-Kiducy troubles
and liver troubles unless checked in time
hy DIR. David Keunedy's "Fayorite Rene
~" viii end In constipation, piles, rheu-
matiSm and gravel The latter are all
meuts OF very serious character. Favor
lie Remedy" acts upon the diSordered kid
news and liver with quickno>S and certain
" II j. Natures own device for this
purpose Ask for II when YOU are next in
the store. or write TO the Doctor at Ron
dout, y. Y.
An elephant travelling out west, whose
trunk was not checked. drank IN all the
water IN the tender OF the locomotive, 50
that the train was obliged to stop.
\ LoNG SNOOLE-Rip Van Wrinkle
slept good while, Yet had his sleep oc-
cured about 30 years ago. when Downs
Elixir first attained its reputation, on
awaking he would have been able TO rec
ogniZe this friend Of the afflicted, and
might have taken another tweuty-years
nap and walked mp 20 find Downs Elixir
az the end OF half a century the most pop
ular and the best Cough Remedy known.
Also Bakers Bitters for Bilious diseases,
not so old, but good.
You can't expect horse 10 90 any
faster than he can SAYS the New York
Express. Was any one ever satisfied that
his horse went as fast as he could;
Il DoN'T Want That Stuff is what a
lady of Boston said 10 her husband when
he brought home some medicine to cure
her OF sick headache and neuralgia which
had made her miserable for fourteen years
At the first attack thereafter. it was ad-
rniniStarad IN hpr with Sush unOd reSults