Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1881-09-08

P
a etent-Playin
suchre.
False teeth are stylish in
Oshkosh.
1, Boston'sfavorite flower-The
bean.
Tough season for weather
prophets.
Handsome coachmen are in
demand.
. New Orleans editors duel
popguns.
le man with a scoldingwife
rated.
Spirit Hand-at the
z1ths 5aslseeper.
bad of S Seets-Girls go
ing to school in a "bus."
Americans don't tumble to
Bsycotting worth cent.
The love Of a bonnet is a
ROOT Of considerable evil.
An English lady killer calls
himself a great heartist.
Hypocrites are now called
Rmargarine christians.
great safeguard for doing
is to hate.all that is wrong.
our divorce courts the
zding link. becomes a split
Most Socialists are in favor
y Of blood, plenty to eat and
= nothing to do.
Undertakes in Michigan are
now known as Funeral con-
ductors."
Ex-Queen Isabella, of Spain,
owns considerable property in
- Washington.
Paris society reporters speak
of ball or reception refresh
Aments as lunch"
Decisions in lawsuits are rem
dered the same as lard is rem
dered-by trying.
When Adam gamboled on
the green he lost his all by fool
ing around parodise.
The debt of nature is paid by
the most impecunious, but yet
It is not a preferred debt.
The young man who takes
everything quietly gets along
best, if he is not in bank.
A man is made rich by what
he loses, just as a tree is feItiliz-
I'd by its own dead leaves and
lAroken branches.
An Arkansas girl of aromat-
&c turn Of mind, refused to mar
ry her lover until he had crown
himself by some heroic deed.
eloped with her mother.
you are weak, said a moth
to her son. who was remon-
rating against her marrying
gain. Eyes, mother, l am so
Weak that l can't go step
father
Fanny Davenport will have
a glass dress, which is to be
built for her in Pittsburg. What
the baldheaded men of this
country want to know is, wheth-
er the garment is to be of plate
or ground glass,
NASTY" is the favorite Eng
lish adjective before a pet name
and you nasty little darling"
''you nasty pet, !" you nasty old
love-" spoken in a caressing
voice, sounds strangely 10
American ears.
Awoman in Eastern Pennsyl-
vania became crazy on seeing
her husband kiss another wo-
man.-The husband was ras-
cal. No true husband would
ever kiss another woman when
his wife was loo1ing.-Oil City
- Derrick.
Some $50 miles in north
westerly direction from Sydney,
New South Wales, most prom
Using new gold field has been
discoveted at Wilcannia, and
great number of persons within
accessible stations have caught
the gold fever.
"When I go a shopping"
said an old lady, 81 alters ask
for what want; and if they
have it, and it is suitable, and l
feel inclined to buy it, and it is
cheap, and can be got for less,
almost alters take it. without
clappering all day about it, as
some people do
Cincinnati has now spent
second Sunday under the
, Stubs Sunday law and the rule
of Deacon Richard Smiths re-
forming mayor. The Gazette
reports that the law was pref
ty,generally obeyed;the doors of
the theatres were shut, the most
disreputable dives were closed
during the day the concert halls
did losing business, and the
shooting galleries were silent.
The Commercial on the other
hand, affirms that Cincinnati's
enforced Sabbath keeping was
chiefly marked by an eXtraor-
binary and excessive consump-
ton OF beer.
Americans OF little faith are
occasionally found who are dis
turbed in their minds over the
quality of some of the immigra-
\ ton now pouring into the coun-
try: But nobody will feel any
thing but pleasure at the news
that sixty thousand Scandina-
vians are packing up their
household goods for removal to
,avr homes in fhe New World