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National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
Sor @enf--SoolGses.

E7OR RENT-SIX-ROoM FURNISHED HOUSE:
u range and BATH 81 street southeast, one block
from the Capitol. Apply on the premises between
and o'clock p. niy6-6tf
VNOR RENT-A VERY DESIRABLE NEW BAY
Il window Brick House, containing thirteen rooms,
and modern improvements. Apply 10 JAMES G..
SPRIGG, 17l0 street northwest. my6-3J@
nor RENT-A NICELY FURNISHED HOUSE
Il in northwestern part of city; will rent cheap 20
reliable party. Address FAMILY. Republican Office.
my6-3ts
NOR RENT-A FURNISHED HOUSE OF TEN
Z rooms for very moderate price to responsible
tenant until October: house in cool and healthl To
cation in northwestern part of the city between -Four
teenth and Sixteenth streets. Address, with refer
ences. HAMPSHIRE, Republican Office. myj-5tf
TYOR RENT-iO7 SPRUCE STREET. LIE DROTT
Il Park, $25 a. L. BARBER & CO., lie DrUit Bnild-
ing. Eighth and streets northwest. my5-6t
TYOR RENT - FURNISHED, IN lie DROTT
4 Park, for the summer months, House Of SIX
rooms. modern improvements, So per month In
quire at 1870 New York avenue northwest. nly3-5t
IF YOU WANT TO BUY, SELL, RENT, OR
Il Trade City Country Property, come and see the
great bargains at WILLIAM IL MAIN & BROTH
ERS st. Charles Hotel corner Third street and Penn
northwest
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
@ersonol.
DOSIE: COME IMMEDIATELY ALL SHALL
~ be as you wish. LETIE. ap20-lm"
Proposals.
Proposals for Fresh Beef.
OFFICE A. 4. c. $, L. 6. BARRACKS.
WASIINcGrnN ID e. nril % ISS

OFFICE A. a. c. $, L. s. BARRACKS
WASHINGTON. ID. c., April 70. lSSl.
Sealed proposals, in upcate, subject to the usual
conditions, with copy of this advertisement at
NJ, on WEDNESDAY. May Is. 1881, al which time and
place they will be opened in presence of biGders for
furnishing and delivering the Fresh Beef required by
the Subsistence Department, l. =. army, at this post
for issues TO troops thereat during the fiscal year COM
mencing July ]. 1881.
Proposals must be incIOsed in sealed envelopes.
marked Proposals for Fresh Beef, and addressed to
the undersigned
The Government reserves the right to reject any or
all proposals.
Blank proposals, giving information as to condi
tons quality of beef, payment, amount of bonds &c,
must be obtained by application to this office
SEBREE SMITH.
First Lieutenant Second Artillery, A. a. C. 8.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
Inst as Well.

There is talk of running Wash Mclean,
of the Cincinnati Enquirer for Governor of Ohio.
Wash might just as well have the fun Of being de-
feated as auy other man
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
YOIEN II. MITCHELL.

EOIN II MITCHELL,
81 VETERINARY FIORSESHOER,
No. 90 Second street northwest. Washington D. l.
Rs- All shoes used in the shop of my Ia., VI
dlsesSeS % -!.e feel promptly attended L.. sviN
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

TREAsURY DEPARTMENT,
OFFICE THE SECRETARY,
WASHINGTON. d. c.. April %. 1851.
Proposals for supplying FilehOldeTS for the Treas
ury Department will be received at the office of the
Custodian of the Treasury Building until Il o'clock
noon. MONDAY, May 16, ISL
Particulars be obtained by persons desiring to
bid upon application 10 the Custodian OF tbs Treasury
Building.
By order: ]. I. POWER,
aD2T-4tEVF Chief Clerk.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
Sor 2Renf-2 2Iliscellaneo,ls

TyOR RENT-BY a LADY HAVING NO USE
Il for it, a handsome Piano; full seven octave and
fine toned; Will be rented to careful party at very
reasonable compensation per quarter. Address Mrs
VI. b. B., Republican office. my45t@
JIOR RENT-RRICK STABLE. IN THE REAR
e of 5l7 Seventh street, at > per month; Work
shop, in the rear of 5l7 Seventh street; Office Rooms
in j7 Seventh street Inquire on the premises of l.
CLEPHANE uy36ts
TNOR RENT STORE 1875 PENNSYLVANIA
4 avenue, occupied for II years paper-hanSins
establishment; rent, so per month 4. - " llSON
Il CO. 500 Seventh street northwest. Lly.rttS
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
ADJUSTMENTS,

NATIONAL THEATRE" Olivette.''
FORD's OPERA-HoUsE-"C Chimes of Normandy
i STREET BAPTIST CHURcH-Lecture.
NATIONAL FAIR GROUSDs-Races
CORCoRAN ART GALLERY-Masterp;eces of Art
Admission free, except on Mondays, Wednesdays
and Fridays
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

nozae. 'ESN EF5N MORGAN is now happy. His
whh9alfGn wh9lfGin as Commissioner has been begged
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

success tfCs tea-party yesterday was a
ior the American production.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
EASY FEET, &c.
The wise for health on daily walks depend. Henc
DIR, WHITES

establishment, liG Pennsylvania avenue, opposite
Wizards Hotel, IS patrOniZed by thousands of we'll
known persOnaees, among them the highest medical
judicial political, military, and naval dgnitares of
this and representatives of leading foreign countries
Foot Surgery, Germs Bad Nails, &c Fee 81 per visit
TOB PRINTING AT THE NATIONAL REPJJB
LICAN PRINTING ESTABLISHMENT. GOOD
WORK AT REASONABLE PRICES
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
.Sanfe0-- --8ooms.

w AIN an. G ; ID. PLEAS
ond floor, north of Pennsylvania avenue and west of
Ninth street; terms to be moderate. Address H. Re
publican office. Ipse 9As-
w AS iSbdd SbndDao 80 y r ~ TWO OR THREE UNFUR-
-sSt t99oOinS, by gentleman, wife, and mother.
Uress, stating price. &c, T. B. NJ Republican office.
my6-3t*
UTANTED-BY 4 GENTLEMAN AND WIFE,
w two small large UnfurniShed Room i'll
northwestern part of city; state location and price
Address G. W. NJ, Republican office. ny5-3t*
WANTED ONE LARGE, HANDSOMELY
w Furnished Room, southern exposure. private
BATH references given and required. Address F. H.,
Republican Office. my4-3t*
UTANTED-TWO UNFINISHED CONMUNI-
w eating Rooms, south front, northwestern part
of city, and convenient to Republican office. Address
W., Republican Office. my33t*
UTANTED-FOR GENTLEMAN AND WIFE,
w two communicating large Furnished
Room in the vicinity of Iowa Circle with without
Board references Address IOWA, Republican office,
stating terms. my33t*
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

OtiII IOr " ttF@Iy IlFiI-I1LSI
T7OR RENT-CALL. AND SEE OUR LIST OF
Il property for rent JOHN SHERMAN Il CO,
fe3-tf -. Cloud Building.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

BIG crowd at the races veg strcu'
II Cr, -ctcIudN.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

w two or three months by man and wife; no chill
dren; references given. Address ]. H, Republican
office. nly63t+
UTANTED-A RESPONSIBLE LADY AND SON
w wish to take charge of a House during the sum
mer months; best of references given. Address b. O.
A, Republican Office my63t*
WANTED TO PURCHASE A HOUSE IN
w northwestern section, containing seven rooms,
on easy terms from principal only. Address +. j. s.,
Room II, Federal Building, corner Seventh and +
streets. my63tE
UTANTED-THE CARE OF A HOUSE FOR THE
w summer by a gentleman and wife, without chill
dren; best of references. Address j. T. l., Superin
tendents Office, Treasury Building. my6 3t*
UTANTED-A HOUSE TO TAKE CARE OF FOR
w the summer by careful and responsible party;
best of references. Address HOUSE. Republican Of
flee. my43t*
UTANTED-TO RENT A SMALL HOUSE, IN
ifsuited. Address j. II: Republican Office. my43t%
WTANTED-BY A WIDOW LADY AND SON OF
w 13 years. with best of reference, Furnished
UnfurnShed House; willing to take of same dur
ing this summer months on reasonable terms. Please
address Mrs. w. A. g., Republican office. ny33t*
zoo SHEEP AND I6O ACRES OF LAND IN
t)OO the West i'll part payment for small House
III the northwestern portion of the city. Address
TRADER, Republican Office. my3-3t*
UTANTED-TO RENT \ FIVE OR SIX-ROOM
w House, not too far out by responsible tenant,
who will be permanent if suited Address call on
l.. P. W., 723 Seventh street northwest. ap3O6t*
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
2SanfeS --2niscellaneolts.

81 400 WAITED ISdd FOR FIVE Ely, TEARs On
Address l. o. T., Republican office my6-3t*
UTANTED-WILL A GENTLEMAN OR LADY
w please loan an invalid lady SO for six months?
She will pay per cent Please address \. H., City
POSt-Office. my5-3t
UTANTED-TO EXCHANGE A LIGHT. AIRY
w two-seated convertible TO Onel Summer Phae-
ton, with top for good Bicycle. Address F. B., Box
81, City Post-Office. nIy43t*
VITANTED TO KNOW WHO HAS HORSE
w and twO-Seat Carriage for rent two days i'll q
week. Address DOCTOR, Republican office, for one
week. my3-3t*
VITANTED-TO ANNOUNCE THAT JOHN E.
w Beall, Room 4, li20 New York avenue is Com
missioner of Deeds for every State and Territory,
United States Commissioner. Examiner and Notary
Public; always in Office from a. tO5p. sp30Iy
WANTED-TEN CARTS TO HAUL BRICK; s.
w day, paid weekly in cash; steady work all
summer. Apply to the Washington Brick Machine
Company, and Boundary street northeast. 2s-2w
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

51asr ...frifconsiderably mixed.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
Sosf ano Souno.

4. - REWARD-LOST. On WEDNESDAY. MA y
SDS1 T. Silver skye Terrier; answers to the name
of Beauty. The finder viii please return her 10 1916
r street northwest, above the Republican Office,
where the above reward will be paid. my5-3t@
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
NOR SALE.

Villa Sites and Building Lots high and free from
malaria fine view of the river and city; street
the property; prices from $40 80 per lot,
cording 10 size and location.
Also. one ten-room House, Stable and large Lot in
the village of AnacOstia.
One of seven Rooms. Stable, and over 100 bearing
Fruit Trees and Grape Vines
Apply TO II. 4. GRISWOLD.
my5-lm AnacOStia
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
SSanfe0--S --Sollscs.

UTANTED-AH HOUSE TO TAKE CARE OF FOR
w two or three months by man and wife; no chill
dren; references given. Address ]. H, Republican
office nlNf-3tt
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
E'0 W GREAT BARGAIN.

TwO-story Frame. 100 Thirteenth street southwest
seven rooms and summer kitchen; hall, gas, water,
sewerage brick refrigerator side alley, porch, front
garden, ornamental fence, trees concrete street, ~
cwner $1,000 will sell for tv O-thirds one hail
cash, balance in and q half years at per ceHf.
Call at 1921 street northwest basement Office and
get card TO view premises. IGyG3tF
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
20anfeS--&elp.


"TANTED-MIDDLE-AGE WHITE WOMAN
w TO Cook, Wash and Iron for a small family ref
erences required. Apply at 1918 street before Il
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

WANTED - SS5O-FAIR DEALING. PROMPT
w payment: secured by real estate Endorsement.
Address PROMPT, Republican Office. ap306t*
SAQA EAIA0NT-,YJEAR: SATISEt : TORY
tCtUO references and security and $50 paid in
advance for use of money. Address Box 654, City
POSt-Oflice. my3-3tf
7 IBERAL RATE OF INTEREST ALLOWED
IL on Time Deposits, United States Bonds bought
and sold at market rates; Collections made every
where, by ]. H. SQUIER * CO., Bankers, 14l6 Penn
SylYania avenue. nla26tf
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

DARE HANCE-LARGE LOTS NEAR BOUND
airy and North Capitol streets; 400 feet suitable
for garden. cents foot; S5j cash, balance $40 a
Room mV63t$
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
2Sanfe0-- Situations.

A YOUNG COLORED MAN, A
w place as Waiter in Dining Room or Coachman.
Address COS X street northwest. my63t*
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

NOR SALE-FOCR CHOICE BUILDING LOTS
IL on street. between Thirteenth and Fourteenth
streets northwest, - by 40 feet each, improved
by nice twO-stOry Brick Dwelling, back from the
building ne also, Riggs street, five Sall0e Lots
20 by 20 feet all for sale at low figures THOMAS j.
FISHER q co. I2l3 Il street nOrthReat InrfeEt
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
2Bmsiness chances.

MONEY. MONEY. MOSEY-TO LOAN AT .
vi per cent per month on personal property al Il.
FCLT0NS Loan Office, 3iI Ninth street, near Penn
SylYania avenue northwest. mv6 3nl
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
Sor ISale--2Hiscellaneolts

FI1oR SALE CHEAP OR TRADE FOR A GUN-A
l. large. handsome white and black Llewellyn set
ter, year old; very gentle: for selling,
place to keep him. Call at SO7 street northwest.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
Sor 2enf--3 -3ooms

VvOR RENT-A GENTLEMAN WISHING
u pleasant Front Room. with without Boar
can have it by applying at 20I4 Fourteenth sire
northwest. mv5
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06
Sor Sa(e--Sho1lses. &c.

NOR SALE-TO INVESTORS-WE HAVE FOR
IL sale in the northwestern section OF the city a
choice Building Lot Is by H. the corner of two
streets. which affords opportunity
for successful building enterprise in this rapidly i'm
proving part of the city. THOMAS J. FISHER *
CO., Is.23 street northwest myt-Ct
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

NOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-JCST OUTSIDE
II the city, in pleasant neignborhoOd large House
and Grounds Stable and OuthOUSeS; well OF excellent
water two cisterns shade and fruit trees grapes and
small fruits vegetable and flower garden terms easy
or viii exchange part payment for small farm north
of city, or house in town in good renting locality. Ad
dress DUVALL q MARR, Real Estate Dealers. LIE
Droit Building. my56t*
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

NOR SALE-A BEAUTIFUL SEVEN-ROOA
II House; bath and cellar, large rooms and closets,
four chambers, wide front. bay window: Si,0UO or
more cash. balance easy. inquire 1904 street,
noon and after p. H. or OF E. ]. HILL, S34 street
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

NOR RENT-A GENTLEMAN LEAVING; TOVN-
il would rent his handsome suite of ABastucD..
with bath &C. to a careful party half price for ihc
summer: very desirable, cool and airy; central oc-
ton northwest. Address II. B., LOck-BOX lis, Post
Office. Ilyj-at-s
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

TyOR SALE-SEVERAL SMALL HOUSES on
Il easy terms in good locality. Z. J. SWEET, 529
Seventh street northwest. nnY6 81
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

"ANTED-A POSITION AS MESSENGER OR
wv Watchman in one of the Government Depart
ments by who furnish the best of references:
so cash and 10 per cent of salary for three months
Address {. F. H., Republican Office. my43tt
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

T7OR S4LE-CALL AND SEE OUR LIST OF
II property for sale. JOHN SHERMAN & co, ST
Cloud Building. Real estate and loans Fy3l
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

"ANTED-A YOUNG LAWYER, TEMPER
w ate habits eight years practice, file pleas, pre-
pare briefs argues causes, desires situation Clerk
In a law firm of standing and ability congressional
Republican Office. nlYc3t#
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

VTANTED-BY 4 YOUNG. OBLIGING, AND
w respectable girl, place 10 Nurse and anluse
child from to years old older: don't object
TO leave the city for the summer. Please address
IDA MENETTIA, City Post Office. my56t
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

| NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. AS COACHMAN AND
w useful man by competent colOred man: eight
years experience; good references. Address WILL
| lam CARROLL, Republican office Iny4-St&
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

w TO Nurse, one TO leave the city preferred; can
give reference; would accept place as Chambermaid.
Apply at ll29 Eighteenth street, between L and Vi
Str
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06


zen of Indiana, who was reputed to have made an
immense fortune in d" Bell telephone stock" would
respond from his ample means in aid of his party
III the life and death struggle then going on in his
own State.
1t is to be presumed that this final state
ment is intended to take the place of all
previous ones inconsistent Herewith, by
whomsoever made. Candidate Garfield
! had received letter from Mr. Hubbell,
and had noted its contents. OF course,
this was the epistle over which he and
"a few confidential friends" consulted,
and in which something was suggested
/ that could not be tolerated. The answer
! could not fail to admonish both Hubbell
and Brady that there was to be " no mean
dering." Please say to Brady" he wrote,
that 1 hope he will give us all the assist
ance he can possible. l think he can help
effectively" Ill possibilities were to be
exhausted. Brady was Second Assistant
! Postmaster-General, and in that capacity
! had exclusive charge of all mail contracts
I All mail contractors are star-route con-
| tractors, except such as carry by steam
boat. All railroads carry the mails with
out special contract. please tell me"
added the General, chow the Depart
ments generally are doing" One would
think this phrase meant that, having
urged all possible and effective help from
one Department particularly, he wanted
to be informed how all Departments gen.
| orally were doing.
The world will forever be left to Won
der why Mr. Hubbeil needed a letter from
General Garfield as authority to call on
Brady for * all the assistance possible
cut of his Bell telephone profits, and in
what direction the latter was expected to
help effectively" There viii also be
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

WTANTED-TO SELL \ FIRST-CLASS BLACK
W Walnut Office Desk, good as new: five drawers,
with uprghts each end for letters and blank books:
perfect order Call at office in basement of 94i *
street northwest, corner of Tenth. nIy3-3V$
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

u airy Rooms with water and gas. Sin-lv or 10
gether. w. {. DODGE, corner Ninth and q Str..rs
---- ap1&Jf
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

TIOR SALE CHEAP FOR CASH-A 5O-INCH
Il standard Columbia Bicycle, nickle-pIated. with
attachments. Address r. F., Republican office 2-3t*
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

nor SALEM CONSEQUENCE OF MANY
u persons being unable TO purchase tickets for the
Diamond Rattle the ID of MAY, the rattle Will &c
postponed until May H. that all may have chance
10 participate II. y. Hooe j. w. Drew, r. II. Tay-
9yp-lrS
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

I.,OR RENT-VERY PLEASANT ROOMS. cool.
Il and airy, with good Table Board; old Virginia
cooking: terms moderate; Virginia lady Apply at
- Ihlrd street northwest. nlYGr3tE
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

NOR SALE-TWO FINE LOTS on O STREET.
II near corner of New Hampshire avenue. overlook
ing Dupont Circle. Address VICTOR, Republican
office. mv3
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

UTANTED-A CUTTER AND FILTER WISHES
w some engagements TO go out by day or week to
frStcaSs ladies' best fit and stylish fashions assured
Address in envelopes call at O'Clock p m. W1SS
DRESS ER. 19Sl X street. nV5-3t*
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-05-06

dress III. J. T.. Republican office my3-3t*
NOR SALE Or REXCHANGE-GARDEN FARM
Il of 30 acres also 100 adjoining. four miles
from city. Inquire of HUGUELY & BOWEN. 6f5
Nov ynrl
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1881-06-29
THE LIME-KILN CLUB.

AT midnight las Dight, said the old
man in solemn voice as he looked up
and down the aisles 'at midnight las
night de speerit of Brudder Charles
Climax Goshport, a local member of
dis club, passed from y'arth to de un-
known Only week ago he sat in dis
hall; tonight he am dressed fur dc
grave. What ackshun will de club
take y
i s'pose sab, said the Rev. Pen
stock as he rose up, dat it am in order
to present q resoushun to de cffeck dat
be was a man of de highest integrity,
liberal hearted, high minded, an dat
his loss am a sad blow to de hull city,
Yes, such resoltshun am in order.
Brudder Penstock, can you remember
dat you eber took Brudder Goshport
by de hand an gin him word of
praise fur his hard work an honest
ways?'
I-I-doan' remember dat ! eber
did, sah.'
Am dar pusson in dis hall who kin
remember dat he eber put hisself out to
favor Brudder Goshport?
Not man answered
Kin any one of You remember dat
you took any pertickular nteres' in
how be got along?'
Not voice was heard in reply.
TO be little palmer continued tho
President, am dar one single pusson
in dis hall who eber felt FIVE cents
worth of anxiety for Brudder Gosh
ports worldly or spiritual welfare y
The hall was so quiet that the sound
of Elder Toots rubbing his back on the
sharp edge of window-casing gave
everybody start.
Not man in dis hull city so far as
we know, eber put hisself out to do a
favor>for or speak a word in praise of
our lameuted brudder, an yet we have
the cheek to- talk of n resolushun set
tin'iorth his many vartues an heartfelt
sorrow. No, sir! We doan' pass no
sch bizness heah | should be
ashamed to look his widder in de faco
if we did 1t am Ge way Of de world
to let men alone jist when leetle help
would give 'em q broad an easy road
We h'ar of dis man or dat man havin'
won dc gratitude of de people, but we
doan' h'ar of it until he am dead.
When man has gone from y'arth do
papers nm dc public suddenly diskiver
how honest he was what big heart
he had how much good he was allus
doin' an what loss to dc world his
death will prove. De time to praise a
man " when he am livin' beside US
Praise hurts nobody, but many good
man has grown weary fur do want OF
appreciashun. leah am seventy-two
Of us in dis hall TO night. an we have
to own up dat not one Of us eber went
outer our way to prove to our brudder
dat his gentle ways, his squar' dealin'
an his upright life war any mo- pre-
ciaten by us dan IA IL he had bin u
hoss-thiefl An to pass a resolushun
would be to brand ourselves hypocri-
ties. Let no man dare offer one. De
troH Free Press.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1881-06-29

ure owing to the interposition of the
same agreeable medium
Light broke on Mrs. Mainwaring
Trumpet at last
Il have been ensnared,' sire cried
more furiously than ever; L have been
deceived p sa- s.
You have, bv your own telescope
the clergyman answered. Take my
advice. and keep that valuable instru-
ment for the observation of the heaven
ly bodies and let other bodies alone
Well Mrs Mainwaring Trumpet re-
tcrted, with crcditable rally of her
spirits, just as she marched out, all L
ran say of my telescope is this, L have
not tried it on my heavenly body yet.
Good morning to you = and with some
what of a recovery of majesty she
swept from the room
Adams she said whom she reached
her own chamber, it's all over. We
are strangers now. Our lives are part
ed, Adams, and will run in separate
channels to the ocean,,
Adams was not quite equal to this
high metaphorical flight
Broke off, is it, ma'am p she asked.
Broke off, her mistress said. Yes;
broken, shattered
We'll, ma'am,' Adams said, there
may be blessin' in it. You see,
ma am, he was such very thin gentle
man
Miss Quick became Mrs Arthur Ar
rowsmith, and the blooming niece lived
on at the rectory. The story of the
telescope got abroad, and of course
everybody laughed, until at last Mrs.
Mainwaring Trumpet very wisely re-
solved to laugh herself. And finally,
to show that she feared the ridicule of
no human tongue, the doughty dame
lent the instrument to the local muse
um, and there it stands, with great
ivory plate underneath, bearing this in
scription in Roman capitals: MRS.
TRUMPET'S Telescopes