The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-07-22
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Health, the poor mans riches, and the
rich mans bliss, is maintained by the ju-
dicious use of Ayers Sarsaparilla which
strengthens and invigorates the system
by purifying the blood II is so highly
concentrated that it is the most economi-
al medicine for this purpose that can be
used
The i. /. man has discovered that the
man who cannot whistle tune usually
does most of the whistling.
Opium is the most dangerous druges
pecially when given to children in the
shape of n soothing remedy. DR. Bulls
Baby Syrup is warranted not TO contain
opium in any form and is the most inno-
cent and ellicacious remedy for children
teething. Price % cents bottle.
The sound of the marriage bells is
merely the wedding
NEW JERSEY GRAPE WINE.
The success of Mr. Speer, the great
wine man of New Jersey, has arisen from
the strict purity and valuable proper
ties of his wines for invalids and feeble
persons, and his reputation extends over
the whole Union as being reliable pro-
ducer of pure wines. His Port Grape
Wine is now being ordered by families
in London and Paris for its superior me-
dicinal virtues. For sale 10y G. A.
Klein, druggist, Bloomsbury, Pa.
If Promcthcus had been up to snuff he
would have used liver pad and fooled
the vulturc.
One way to make money is to take a
halfpound trout, fill it up with shot and
then go and bet it weighs pound and
a half
BAPTIST MINISTER'S EXPERIENCE.
| am Baptist minister, and before l
even thought of being clergyman,
graduated in medicine, but left lucra-
tive practice for my profession, DO years
ago. | was for many years n sufferer
from qunsy. Thomas Ecectric Oil
cured mr w., also troubled with
h hplrs,mrs., anI Thomas Ecectric Oil
always r,hryrl me Ny wife and child
had diphthera. and Thomas Eclectric
Oil cured them, aud if taken in time, will
cure seven times out of ten. | am conf
dent it is cure for the most obstinate
cold or cough, and if any one will take
small teaspoon and half fill it with the
| Oil, and then place the end of the spoon
in one nostril and draw the Oil out of
the spoon into the head by shifting as
hard as they can, uutil the oil falls over
into the throat, and practice that twice
week, don't care how offensive their
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cure their catarrh. For deafness and
earache it has done wonders to my GER
tain knowledge. 1t is the only medicine
dubbed patent medicine that have ever
felt like recommending, and am very
anxious to see it in every place, for l
tell you that | would not be without it
in my house for any consideration. l
am now suffering with a pain like rheu-
matsm in my right limb, and nothing re-
leves me like Thomas Eclectric Oil.
DR.. T.. +. CRANE, Cory, Pa.
A cents worth of harvest apples is al
most sure to return Sl5 worth of collie.
When the Pilgrims first landed they
fell on their knees, after which they fell
on the aborigines.
ats no use, says the despondont dys-
peptic. But it is of use Your suiferings
can be relieved; thousands have been
cured, and you can also. Broken down,
desponding victims of dyspepsia, liver
complaint, fever and ague, rheumatism,
nervous debility or premature decay, will
find in Simmons Liver Regulator vege-
| table specific which reaches the source of
the trouble and effects an absolute and
) permanent cure. 1t regulates the liver,
: dispels dependency and restores health.
A Georgia editor nearly died of fright
because some one told him he had eaten
the ice cream before it had been thawed.
NOT A BEVERAGE.
"They are not a beverage, but med
icine, with curative properties OF the high
est degree, containing no poor whiskey oi
poisonous drugs. They do not tear down
> an already debilitated system, but build
itup. One bottle contains more hops, T. G
, , more real hop strength, than barrel o
ordinary beer. Every druggist in Roch
l ester sells them, and the physicians pre-
scribe them. .'-Eceaing ErpreSs ol
Hop Bitters.
A Bostonian tells of n New Yorke
who had so big mouth that the las
t time he gaped he lost his balance an,
$ fell in.
RENEW YOUR LEASE.
There are times in every ones lif
when energy fails and miserable feel
ing comes over them, often mistaken fo
:. lazincss, Danger Turks in these symp
/. toms, as they arise from impure blood o
diseased organs. Medical advice is ex
! pensive and often unsatisfactory. Park
- er's Ginger Tonic will renew your leas,
. of health and comfort because it restores
perfect activity to the stomach, liver an(
kidneys, and purifies the blood, as mel
and women restored to Orobust health ties
! uty in almost every neighborhood. Se
! adyertisement.-AdC0cate
Spirits are composed of--well, gnom'
: matter.
NAY FEVER.
For tw' nty-tive years | have been Sc
a verely afflicted with Hay Fever, and hay
;, tried many remedies without relief Will
. suffering intensely was induced, throug
q Mr.. Tichenor's testimonial, to try Ely
; Cream Balm. The immediate effect wa
marvellous, | have been exposed tc heat
!, draughtS aud dust, and have escaped
" return attack. pronounce Elys Crear
4 Balm a cure for Hay Fever. William I
y, Carr, Presbyterian Pastor, Elizabeth n.
IS Having been afflicted with Hay Feve