Daily Republican., 1881-05-03
BREVHYIES.

Sun rises at 4.53..........Sun sets 7.03.
Important to mothcrs-Husbands.
Clocks for 99c. also higher priced ones.
Parker, cuppng and leeching lO3 E. I'd st
The vulgar minded are ever low-quacloui
Awnings of superior quality, at the loves
market rates, ut John Willie's. 4O4 Market st
If you want IA good tin roof on your hous
go to A. Chambers, 22O King street.
Anybody can do novel writing-with a
electric pen.
Chorus of the fatted hogs-"We are a
pork creatures. "
The breath of scandal blows out man
bright lights.
Girard lived for sixteen years on Waite
street.
How funnclly the bartender fills his bot
ties! He's Il regular cOrkcr
1t is n wise man who knows which side hi
bread is OleOmLrgarined on.
10 dozen good goblets to be sold at 81 cents
dozen ut ii 4. Second street.
Call on A. Chambers for your tin and ia
panned ware, 220 King street.
If the anchOrito's in seriol Is mood. we
suppose it will be a sea tale.
Bargains in china, no damaged goods, II
f. Second street.
For good pair of crystal spectacles call on
Prof. Charles ltaie, private residence 217
Market street.
Fine ice cream at Harry Gotwars parlors
Sl2 Market street, also foreign and domestic
fruits.
Ir. Bates, small lpoX vaccnating Especially
ParLor and office, 60S Market street. COnsultil.
tiOn free.
1t is said philosophy enables man to take
things easy. Therefore thieves must be phi,
los0phers.
The eycgIass lcnsc to old age dignity and
good eyeSlght. Especially If it has gold
bows.
The largest and best assortment of picture
frames can he found ut Il. X. Baugh, jJ7
Shpley street.
The chcnpcSt place in the city to buy woven
wire and otner spring beds Is at WOOdwurds,
Sixth and latnIll street.
Some one says lawyers wife should be
la med sue. We differ. 1t should be Lie,
md there ought to be Il good deal of her, too.
Give man an inch and he wants an ell"
All except Bob IngerSol. He'll take the
nch but not the he'll. -l'hila. Sun.
"Hope springs eternal in the human
'rcasL, ana it does some particularly lively
bringing when fellow is crossing the ocean.
Go to A. Chambers for your house furnish
ny goods at the lowest cash prices, 30 King
lruGt.
A Wilmington couple were swinging upon |
garden gate Her father came along and
rdered her companion to leave The imper-
nent youth asked what do you take me
Jr, slT-a tTGc'
Go as you please, where you please, and
I.t h,,t al |
ctter in IA cigar than at Nichols, sl3 Market
rect. Pool i'll rear
"You never catch n lie coming out of my
Outh,' said Il man notorious for his untruth-
illness mo, 'retorted II bystander, "Iies fly
1t Of your mouth 50 fast, that nobody can
ltch them.
1t is probable that there never was a dem
st 80 amiabe of disposition but what if any
le went to buy his wares, he would show his
eth.
W len YOU buy peanuts, that's Quart.
Iben vou pay for them, that's II Quarter.
nd when YOU have disposed Of them, that's
Quartette
She said hers really was an aughtygraph
bum. for it contained the names of ali the
I-behaved girls of her class. She auto
apl-t it in her memory.
The old story.-A sick peasant motions
eply to his wife to approach his bedside, and
hisperS painfully: Il think, my dear, |
ud fancy II little broth.p MY dear, what
, you want of broth? Hasn't the doctor just
ven you up"'
She was young and beautiful; he was old
Id ugly. He took her hand and squeezed it
nderly, and sheput out her tongue at him.
le was Is and he was 10, still it was affection
the heart. Oh, yes, it was. Her heart was
ected and he was a doctor trying 10 see n
W far the mischief had gone. '.
CYNICAL and waggsh friend--to editor II
ppose you often get good things sent your"
it0r-incaut0usly: occasionally" Cyni-
wag: "Ah--but they never appear" "
huckles) Editor: 80 disappointed con
butors always tellsme." (Exlr separately
A lady as famous for her beauty as her &C.
ltrcity, has an album containing the pho
,raphs of several murderers. Somebody
marked in the presence of one of her ad-
rers upon the singular taste which this col
tion revealed. "She does 1t out of sympa-
=" replied the admirer," she is a man kill
herself"