The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1881-08-12
HUMoRs OF THE DAY.
b spectaeles Broken gIasses.

DAD spectacles Broken glasses.
Mrs who are born equal-twins.
0rENiNo boil-taking off the tea-
kettle lid
a CIVIL engineer One who gives .
tramp free ride in caboose.
SPEAKISG OF syarice and generosity,
is the bee ms stingy as the wasp7-Steti-
6eaUiil0 Herald.
RfeHEs may have wings, but they
don't seem tolly in this direction. - Yor-
kors St0toSHall,
The clown who got caught in heavy
rain without an umbrella, was damp
fool, wasn't hep -.Stue6cnpittc Herald.
IT HAS been established at last that
the only disease to which you may not a
second time be liable, is the one that
| kills first
TEACHER to small boy-.What does
the proyerb say about those who live in
glass louses?n Small boy''-Pull down
the blinds.
"DoYou drink brandy?" "No do not
drink brandy, but my brother Andy,
lwho is quite dandy, drinks brandy,
mixed with rock candy. -, ,StcabeaVttte
| Herald
SHE was sweet sixteen when she ra-
ceiyed n box Of caramels from her dear
Claude Augustus, and she was sweet
| sickteen when she turned her tired eyes
upon its emptiness.
WAR history: ''What is the greatest
charge on record?' asked the professor
Of history And the absent-minded
student answered: "Seventeen dollars
for hack hire for self and girl for two
hours.
THERE is q good deal Of gush over q
driver on one Of the street cars in Kan
sas City, who was formerly lawyer.
This is all wrong. II the man is trying
to do right now, why bring up his past
life against him
"WnL the coming man use both
hands?" is question asked by a scien-
| tific exchange. We do not see how the
coming man can use both hands unless
the coming woman drives tho horse.
Peck's San.
"How came you to fail in your ex-
amination?" asked the tutor. II thought
/ crammed you thoroughly" "Well,
you see, replied the student, 'the fact
was you crammed me SO tight 1 couldn't
get it out. ~ Yale College NesOs.
"Do You know, Mr. Smith" asked
Mrs. S., in reproving way, "that that
cigarette is hurting you; that IL is your
enemy ?" Eyes, replied Smith, calmly
eiecting q fleecy cloud; ''yes, know IL,
and I'm trying to smoke the rascal
out.
MY ONLY books
Were w0men's looks,
And folly's all they taught me.
read them through,
What could do7
Their pretty bindings caught mo.
SsubsnIne Herald.
Now look nj mo
And you shall sec
Detroit "chaf."
Blind as a bat
Poor as a rat,
To this sad state they've brought me.
-Suadiy Capital
A BOY was eating away al big cocoanut
that had been cracked open with brick
bat, when pedestrian felt il his duty
to halt aud remark: ''Boy, don't you
know that too much of that stuff may
give You the collie p II guess so, was
the reply. ''Then why do you eat it2"
"Well, il my chum, who lives next door,
can stand the smallpox for six weeks,
guess can put up with the collie for
three or four hoursr' was the reply as he
bit off another big hunk.
HEARD two damsels collaborating
produce a piece Of poetry to bunch
Of dandeloins. With their eyes intent
upon the source Of inspiration they
achieved two verses:
" Dandelion Of golden hue,
What lot there arc Of you"
- Neg York Letter.
A SEWING machine agent in Litchfeld
proudly fiings the following TO the
breeze:
DOMESTIcs
For Sale and Repaired Here.
-DdnbuTu MeUDs,