The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-04-21
w eekly Leader,
IssUSp zyxRr THURSDAY.
Tsr...saSss Year. sI.ss Half Ysax.
YIoKLIaG TRIPLES.
Issurp HY1RT THURSDAY.

| contracted bad habits" mo, sir; you
generally expanded them
True friends visit us in prosperity on
| ly when invited, but in adversely they
| come without invitation.
Love never reasons, but profusely
gives; gives. like . thoughtless prodi-
gal, its all. and trembles then, lest il
has done too little.
In a recent sermon the Rev. Henry
Ward Beecher described a bass drum Is
two sheep-skins spread over empty
middleness."
when tempted to anger, breathe .
prayer. Jes so. When you happen TO
stub your toe, for instance, murmur.
Now l lame me-"
Street row First gamin: 'Tn fill yer
mouth with gravel" Second gamin:
.'Yer'n nave a big job doin' it, First
gamin: 'sOh, I'll get q steam shovel"
Although very early this season. 1t
has already been discovered that during
a present winter ice will. as usual
freeze with the slippery side up.
A Partisan musical dictionary defines
Il shout to be unpleasant noise pro
duced by over-straining the throat, for
which great singers are well paid. and
small children well punished"
The Fall poets should chip in and
erect a monument to the man who in
vented the names of the month. Where
would they be if he had not put in
September to rhyme with remember
81 have three children who are tho
very image Of myself" ~ pity the
youngest" replied his interlocutor
''Why?n because he is the one who
will have to resemble you the longest
What is lifea In infancy. a battla
with collie; in youth, a struggle to keep
out of mischief; in manhood. a strug-
gle with indigestion. and in old age.
tho prelude of . contested will case
The Philadelphia Item runs o 'Loy-
ers' Corner" and places it up close.
oh! aver so close, to the pictured adver-
tisement of a parlor sofa This truth
fulness to life is what our journalism
needs more examples Of.
A certain gentleman recently lost his
wife. and a young miss Of six. who came
TO the funeral, said to his little
daughter of about the Same age. your
pa will marry again, won't hep" '.Oh.
yes" was the reply; ''but not until az
ter the funeral"
True domestic sympathy Wife os
his bosom Cater learning that he hm
lost a fortune on the stock exchange)
sfWin you promise me one thingP' He
(repentant): s.Whatp Never to enter
the city morer" She: mo, darling.
but that you won't be discouraged, and
will try againf"
Noted by the New York Herald: A
great deal Of missionary work may bo
done by an old overcoat that is put up
on a poor man instead Of on q close;
hook. A hungry man with q heavy
coat on does not suffer as many or a.
terrible cravings as he would IL most OF
the warmth of his blood escaped to the
ungrateful air of winter.
Rose McWhortleberry heard her mas
ter remark at the dinner table the 9th
or day that Kismet meant ''fate," and
that Is the reason why she so astonish-
ed her mistress by remarking next day
to Belinda, the chambermaid: .'Oh.
Blindy, / can't scarcely walk wild the
chilblains all over me two Kismets."
II have no patience with a man who
can't remember a thing no longer han
its being told him." exclaimed Jones
impatiently. 'Now I can carry . thing
in my mind q month il need be-"
You're . lucky dog, JONES'" remark
ed Pendergast, quietly; sit isn't every
body that has so much room in his mind
a. you have. you know"
Awoman may talk "women's rights"
Independence of the sexes" .'suf.
frage," .'her mission" and all that sort
Of thing, but when her face lights up
at the sight Of q baby and she calls 1t .
'.sweet title ootsy tootsy," instead OF
an ..infant," you may bet fifteen cents
that woman's heart is in tho right place
and that she will come out all right in
the end"