Daily Republican., 1881-03-21
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San rises e.o2. ........Sun sets o.ls.
Clocks, mirrors, picture fra mes, s9st store
Trv Kings Good Samaritan Uougn syrup.
Parker, cupping and leschtuy, lOs Il. I'd st
A flour BY any other name would smell as
wheat.
Marriage ssyian exchange, is kuotty
question: Yes, Aaughss, but nice.
What airs the biacksnith's helper puts on
when he has cluton at the bellows.
A man In a passion resembles coal. The red.
ser he gets the more heat he gives out.
The reason people are afraid of lightning
is because 1t makes such laundering noise
Canary cages and gsoi singing canary
birds, at s2T Market sttees.
The missiie.toe bow one the fellow
makes when he Is urged to depart BY an
iRate father,
Ono of the greatest pleasures in target
shooting consists In the TACT that the target
can't shoot back.
When would It seem the most favorable
time for lovers to strike matcht When they
are in the dark.
A Nevada critic, speaking Of a harpist,
said, we never before snew there WAS So
much music in grtoiron.'
why, Tom, my dear fellow. how cid you
look! 'DHte say, Iuf tno lhot Is, never was
SO old bef)re tn my life
Speak Of q man as you find him. That Is,
II you Ind he is obtiusticatsd, Dluntly say,
Old fellow, you're drunk
A domestic having been sent to purchase q
bottle OF capers, forget her errand and a, ,ked
iof bottle 0i frOlic5,
Mrs. Brown says hsr husband ia sush q
blunderar that he can't even try on new
hnNt Ew nE n
The girl who was oourted by a spruce
young law, er, said tsha, liked TO be protected
by the strong arm Oh the law
Whom the village blacksmith has pretty
daughter, there are usually more sparEs
around hoy than there are about the smithy.
TIN ware, wooden ware, Japan ware, oil
prices. h. +, Plckeis, Ia . East 4th street.
There Is no truth In the statement that
the head pf a pin prevents IL from going too
lar. Ii YOU don't believe 1t sit upon pin.
A wag said TO Baptist minister, that he
thought q coed deal OF that denomi nation
as they always mad place to soak sinners in.
It's mighty aggravatinE alter you hit your
enemy oelt in the Jaw that breaks SIX teeth
for him, to find they are only false ones.
What plan said the actor to the author, ,
shall adopt to hll the house at my benefit''
Invite your creditors, was the surly reply.
Whom they were rrst married he called
her NJ inerva dear A yea afterward, with
bated breath, thus to his friends My nervy
wife,.
How lar Is It to Ely III keep stra 'ght OF.
Well, about twenty Ave thousand IL lies; bat
II ysu turn the other way IFS about hall u
mile
The only difference betv cen a pig making
glutton OF itself and a man making pig
OF hlmse II, Is thas the pig at soIo future uay
ma be cured.
Said she 10 him, 'No you not admire Ten
nyson's Talking Uak? Taking oak?' Never
heard OF such u thing Lernme see, though;
| nave heard Of corn stalk
Extract from lettor from Angelina,
Dear h enry, YOU ASK ii reiurn your love.
Yes. Henry, haVu no use for 1t, and return
1t with many thanks By.by Henry
Gall and see the Victor cock, happy cook,
harvest no ne, Otteno, apollo, stuart, record
and reliance ranges, aiso several patterns Of
sIOves offered at the lowest prices, at II. L.
rieEeis, No and East tserth street.
Remember DR.. j irmOn Is again at Ne sos
Market street, anu always ready to pay his
bills and 10 treat chrome Gases Of all diScrip.
tions. Will remain Tor dav or two longer
cases pronounced incuraole call and see.
Roiied ana pearl wheat, crushed and pearl
| barley. larinn, oat meal and Graham -four
| the very best, with the richest wheat t9ar
that can be made out OF wheat alone, also
buckwbelt, mona better 81 cents, st VIM
ID. Pickels. 40T hing ST