The Osceola times., 1881-10-29
WAYS OF TIE WORLD.

IF every dog has his day why are
there so many dog days left at this sea
son?
THERR are seven thousand species ol
fish, IL is said, now known 20 men oi
science.
Giucosg is used for manufacturing
table syrups, candles, food for bees, aFti.
fetal honey and in brewing.
A SYRACUSE banker brings a suit for
damages against PAPER that stated that
house he owns was haunted.
The paper for the Bank of England
notes has been made in the same mill in
LAnerstoke. Hampshire, since i7l9.
A CHICAGO editor asks: ''Is man the
highest animal?" No. sir; the highest
animal is usnslly the weather cock.
A CINCINNATI paper speaks of the hrlt-
ing verses Of the mourning poets. They
halt principally In the waste basket.
In Denmark diet Of bread and water
for . month was formerly considered
equivalent 10 punishment Of death.
The next use OF the Mayfower, after
the memorable voyage to America, was
TO carry a cargo Of slaves 10 the West
Indies
No MAN can enlist in the regular army
OF China until he has shown his courage
by having tooth pnlled. II he yells he
is a goner.
FRuIr is gold in the morning, silver at
noon and lead at night. Look at Adam,
who got into trouble by eating an apple
amer Eve.-Indpsnd,nt.
FLISrs are found in the tombs Of the
Northern nations, they having been sup
posed TO be eliicacious in confining the
dead to their habitations
Ir is said that girl who wears num-
Der two shoes and beautiful hoes can
he scared into believing almost every
little bit Of wood or stone she sees is
mouse.-Boston Post.
All our friends, perhaps, desire our
happiness; but il must invariably be in
their own way. What pity that they
do not employ the same zeal in making
us happy In our own.-Bui,ner.
'If you should come TO Noiens,
stop al the palace near Rerio gate
But II you should come TO Missouri.
stop At the last station outside Of the state,
And buy revolver, and four pounds OF buck
eaniesn Of powder, q shot gun or two,
dirk knife and siung shot, rifed bras can
You'n have need Of all Of EN-. before you get
i Indianapolis H,.ad
A QUANTITY OF bees, destined for Onta-
rio, have been received in London from
Cyprus. They were let out near London
for fly, and afterward repacked for the
remainder OF their journey. They are
conveyed in small boxes, partly cover
ed with peforated metal, aud are pro-
consignment of this unusual freight was
successfully forwarded 10 Canada last
year.
"WHAr would you do IL you were me
and ] were your" tenderly inquired a
young swell OF his lady friend, as he
sscourted her home from church. "Well, /"
said she, 'if were you ! should throw
away that vile cigarette, cut up my cane
for firewosd, wear my watch chain un-
derneath my coat, snd stay at home
nights and Iray for brains" The walk
was finished in silence. and IL is pre-
sumed that for once in his life the young
man thought hard.-Tom Crystal, Of
Haeks1lsack.
VACCINATION, as practiced in China has
two peculiar features. The subject is not
operated on in the arm, but in the nose,
and the government, while it does not
compel people TO submit TO the opera
tion, practically reaches the sarsc end
that il would by dsing so by offering to
parents for every child vaccinated n
premium Of 100 copper cash, which
amounts TO about ten cents, and for a
poor chinaman in his own country, a
sum not altogether TO be despised.