The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-07-14
THINcAMYilcs.

- "ldont sse how this is SAYS Conkling aBis.
marek resigned fifteen or twenty times and his
country wasn't mean enough to accept
sz-- The faet il that ,.. ,,ro o,r.o, ,,o,;,;I .
nations of the country still retain their STRENGTH
and the clock has vet struck the hour hen
will disband and quit the ield.-LouisriIe Coamer-
oai.
N- girl died in Springfield. Mass, recently from
brain disease, and the attending physician has re.
turned the first of her death .the graded
school system; second meningitis
~ When the ex-Primate goes to Albany and is
actually hustled by an unobserving hotel crowd il
must begin to dawn upon him that he is a bygone.
~ The nr,xIe IN IN. avs-,,. -, =; = c.
era Grant should espouse the quarrel that Mr. Conk
ling has been insisting on making with the Presi.
dent.-Ch'oago Journal
~ The Boston Past saws. ..Tbe re,o-..J .Lnso
Of Blaine by the late oeeunant Of the Kh;te Uonse
turns ont to be a eanard HAYES only thinks d
from principle: anil yee Pres;ian, ror s,oi;an,
and ..ronriiation will no, I =; ;o. s ~
r;.k II runs from The .bot ~ :, asass;, vi '"e
r,y-Mr Conklin. a,to,,sv of,ba wos,o,rr,,,;,, T.,
esranh Comuany i ~ str,,a, ons,s'I =, .,.',,'
lies that he sticks 10 Platt manager ~
,,.ss .annanr IA sha,r ,h ; - IL ~ sIest eA-
snake sxaIIowel some ,rr,., .,,,,. j., r.,
bot;op. Ga. In \ short FINE tbay ha,shs55s on, m
,-,,,.., s~e "iou =,
oehe'e ihat even Bob ingersou Is praying
saia .he youas nj Sni.eh who sells newspapers And
plIodsi,b;o Lr,,arr '''' W u''Asiee win hihi--
~ paper out IN hansas has nominated Conk-
ing ior frssident IN ISL Better wait until he can
,he ead.Iatnr. ~ III; o., So, =. p, o~I parry III
- So -, Ne'"a
~ Soiehei ihsersoil says; Coukling looks like y
man MAJ Nho ~ nj OF insanity has swallowed poison
ana Is running around looking fera stomach pump"
10 Sonkiins has ms doubts Of the sincerity Of Ar
thur riatt. and Cornell and Grant has startled him
os shahIhs nhnns WIN the fresident and comment
ns On ,he ~eather. Inc ioundntion OF things seems
TO DE IN an uhcommonly uncertain condition.
The Wise printer leayefh the Albany vote
standing, but the fool passeth on, dstributeth IT,
anu setteth II up again the next day.-OH City Der
rack
,s,- Guteau. the assassin. was not permanently
benefited by his spssnodic pety and counectinn
with the Moody revivals Ii is quite iikely however
that he Will speedily become very religious lie is
inc sort OF man the Governors pardon
e, ANashua, n. H., soldier thrust his wooden
leg through the spokes of a carriage wheel and
brought up with "a round turn the runaway horse at
tached. IL Barnum doesn't engage that gifted per
former ne mas lost his cunning.
~ General Grant does not talk any more Per
man from Maine" and will henceforth support the
Administration.
yz-Mr blaine ia renorted IN bov. s.;5 la,oIr
.In 1876 the control of Mr.. Conkiing was absolute
in the Republican party in New York vet Tilden car
ried the State. In 1880 we carried New York be-
cause the choice of Mr.. Conkling was defeated at
Chicago, and one of the opposition nominated"
~ The comet ro.e soon altar tho pr;no,a MAN,
ated commotion il the heavens well as on earth
That's what Platt believes, anyway.
n Our ex-senator accuses Mr. RIaina onon,
other crimes, of having the rheumatism; and vet We
assured he writes the editorials in several thous-
and Republican newspapers, What would he do IL
he were welli
r. Conkling cultiyates a cheerful spiri, and Bra.
dy is the very impersonatiou of Mark fapley II l.
wonderful how jolly they all under adverse cir
cumstances Even Platt is smcrry.-Cineinlldii COM
D'ereidL
-. War literature ia NIL the r,ge. The Generals
are giving US much information The result of il To
the civil mind seems TO be- that both sides were
whipped abont every fifteen mimntes, and that if a
l6 year old girl had only known what everybody
knows now that he knew then she might have gone
with green parasol and captured both gangs
II The hull of Commodore Perry's flac-ship, the
Lawrence, is still sailing the lakes under the name
of the Harriet Ross, n schooner of l79 tons burden
but her hull is sound as when she went into the
battle of Lake Erie. September 10, 1873
70. II was n nig We hel;eve that triad q, .rav,l
under gate and got fastened there, and there is an
old ehildren's conundrum: What makes more noisc
than pig under a gatel the answer to which is two
pigs under gate. For the moral see Albany-Neac
York Nail.
I.t,er w,s I,,e,v rsoc;,.5 from, cor,,.,,.
ad.il.sed to .iisrr Gs-seI fn;ana % pralinnn,
Washington Virginia 1t went to Washington RAN
pahannock County, Va and the Postmaster kept il,
advertised it, marked it mot known and sent il TO
the Dead Letter Office.
II William Morgans bones turn out to be an In
dian squaw. What becomes of the 'w. NJ" and the
silver ring and the tobacco box and the letter. This
thing is becoming troublesome.
~ The death is announced of Moses Pi,eomb
who fer a quarter of a century was superin,enJent
of the document of the United States Senate.
He watched over Calhoun's death-bed, and prepared
for the coffin the body of Henry Clay.
IT. Amon. the ,rt;cl.. ON c,bih;,;o, !, n Io,r
collection in T,nc,hnr,, Va Z; n,an,,';r r;,,, a,n
worn Inv General Wasl,insfon far III hro;ber nv
rerce ,,I,o Jioj Il, I-5,1 ., ,Ia.aa ,r ,i;r, a.; =
nm inscrintion on The rim. sbovs
70. An u,.,uopa.loot;,,, fII,,y ui,,, n ,b;,o .bo-
Ter ,nJ his face In ths hIr.st LIon, af cI,, shaH
inc Is tillipg his nockrts very fast in Cen,r, N.
York Inv seIny comic, nj tbe old cpt rebound
for tbe New Ksyisan II i; sa;d bc rons them aIi in
exeent the e,iitors-y Y Sfar
- - - -, = -,
holy servant Of ..Prrsidcnt- Davis as The RaieIyb
n q N,r, calls him lately maid N visit 10 m. srsne
of Cen Joe Jobns,on's snrrender and emf rauc and
had II nolsbed and ornamented for nresentafion to
Davis JcfI-s hnppiness might be further increased
by a cane from tbc .cene oi III. own surrendcr
-. 80: -
~ MY y % hIt Ior 'ns supeIsutouc .i o.eS sho
..a1 "s Dnieh 'na' resiuen' ""rnei" WIS
.sSvh',s ii',arr On La"x, H. T. .o,,.
hen oessars aie mere Ire no comets sen,
-: " ' ' "'"@o i''' '''e "'"'H Va
Julius C,esar. Act H.. Scene J.
r.y- .hor, b;.,or, az tho dasi.,,t;or 4s,,Iw,r,
Blaine invented it, ConkIing appropriated H. Gui-
teYu snoiI,d n
,-.sr,'. mn ,. ,,r,. -.
me rhiinsiPh,a IreSs Fly,' ~, ne man VINO
fully told Dr. Bliss he would take the chance small
~ was OF r.eo'ers .nt Mas heiI 1nI 10 NM us
% II nam re m IIh T mnen ne rode
across the heid AT ChieAamausa 10 lhoinae.
cV Jef Davis y the al d'ocate of the theory that
the Confederate forces when whipped should have
Sas Wa sb;nstans ;des When he trou%bt tLa, The
CoptinentaI troons pTht he driven out nj the Fast
Iut there was IittIe more West in Washington's
time As Davis sen,s 70 clipg IA his idea of 6ghting
in m. mountains II IA not ,"o io,s for him 10 ION
The moan sinners