Litchfield enquirer., 1881-09-08
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 You wifi seldom find an attorney at law he knows better.
 Blest be the tie that won't work around an- der ones left eaE
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 If mans aim in this world be good, lhe chances are that he will miss fire in the next
 Omaha has, 900 dogs and on the average asreT pair pt housers has toshe 2reseated tlle ,ktddtIIO O 01lOCG5 pF
 Over the grave of Spotted Tail may he found these simple, yet expressive letters-S. T., 1S60-X,
 It hys beepT aiscovesed that coa1sdustsis an explosive.A Dealers who do uol screen their coal properly often get blown up, that's fact.
 A little girl joytuliy assured her mother the other day that she had found out where they made horses; she had seen man finishing one. ''He was mailing on his last foot"
 In some states the evidence of man wno habiiually goes fishing twice year will 10, be received in the courts. The reason for tiis bit of judicial wisdem is dbyiops Adulterased Agel teer ] doSagforlhe small boy the work left usdone by theto pistol aid the cigarette. The small boy early finds oa, the several ways to become an angel.
 ..Mr<saish, said AaAds at a fair. nwo,,, lady you love? "'Twouldn't be right" ssid said Mir. Smith. "I'ma married man. Brownson-''Wel1, always make it rule to tell my wife everything that happens. J ShitHkips Oh, my dear fellow, that's aqth- ing 4tenAhy wife lots of things that aever happened at all. :"
 Irate Sportsman: Confound it! you've shot the dog! l thought you told me you could hold a gunp Pat: Shure, and Sc can, your honor It's ihe shot, sor, couldi't lhould
 Carried unanimously :,s Which is the grest- est nuisance, the Canada thistle, the white daisy or the English sparrow? was the recent subject before an agricultural society, and all hands agreed that city boarders. beat the thee nuisances two to one.
 sixty men. Weii, if that that is the case, we % dm't wonder at his wanting to sell his kingdom He might trade bis. army for our navy, then sw6p' the havy f6r'a dogg, Ashoot the canine and die happy.
 'sThat soup's full of flies!" exclaimed tle disgusted boarder "I~know it." coolly re- turned the landlady ''And do you mean to go on ladling it out to mel" 'Itls the best l can do can't board folks at $3 week aud pay for fly -paper."Hi f.It..f.
 "Mary." he asked. "why am like but ter9" He expec,ed her to say that it was 4 ell.! is. s sss!s's' ssSapsa <! hotter it gets the softer you act"
 The Baltippre Americana which lives in the watermelon region, Says that the frsit should not be eaten after a hearty dinner, but between meals, and adds that the watermelon was inteWfRf fsssa ieIasode -ssas ipteriude- r. a romancs without words nocturne ia green and red-not to he mingled with bacon anu uhsssssps) stssppS ~i'Ldt} QEE >.FtG l., About fifty editors in Nebraska have an- nounced d simultaneously their intentionl of sus- pending the issue of their papers for two weeks lowing to. the intense heat" They did not add that the heat alluded to was the fire in Omaha that destroyed the Newspaper Union" office, in which their, 'Ipatent insides'' were printed. '
 Some wicked fellow got into a Vermont church vestry just after the deacons and the clegfhen hkd held Wheeling Dtheae2 Andhe left four beer bottles and whisky flask, all empty, and two packs of cards, under the table, And wiien the sewing society met there an hour later and discovered the articles, didn't things just hum?
 EassachssSSh ,EsadsS Huss.a ashsh is not always truthful, says that in certain hospit- al lhisty patients suffering from the same disease ewsIepslt in tisfee s6parste wards. ten in each. The first ward was treated allopath- ically, and only third recovered the sec- in the last ward the patients were simply let alone, and they all got welll