The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-03-03
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DOG tags los price. she Fsts bargain. ABS
heg kpsl,sEd Fsss soqaeilsns 10 boot
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be vas pru,Su, said u vas q lag loan Il
usgtaiais 10 Chicago
Il hss iasi been discovered that ,hcr.
!, 30 stone 10 nSrt ID. lasi resting plao,
n nrelsm Yonng This ia one d ths
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rmy' Teacher "A hero i = msn ~ha
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msa vho oAn 80 do~h Ga lAcf sod only
issl sad .losl IL
An srelauge ssys tits s,F lsd
thiIg 10 Fa rigb TOO rapidly We uSrer
ihousii ~ that lrfasr. bow heres aLoihss
DAGGER ~ NJ "a sorry slsoni and strive to
Egssd against
Hos 10 Trrsi Odd is tho title Of
newspaper article II IL eAsys A cold
sbosld alwsys he treated 10 something ho,
s,esming ifumesst,. pe believe is good To-
cold. bu, y. den I lnos
-"My soi, tsii doiing mother to
her eighi.ftsrOld shat pleasure do yeu
feel Ike giving np during the approaching
ieaiep seA.onf .'Wsll ma. guess III
slsy s~sy frou school, " uas tie reply.
The train bad !u.l rolled into ,hs sta.
ton. and little Charlie stood listening
pionent 20 the sound u the Westinghouse
escape Then turning TO his father be
ssid. PA, The engines al ont o breath,
slBt M
"A young lady recently married read
Mother SYMPTOMS prophecy for the first
time the other day. Just my luek" she
exclaimed, throwing down tho paper
Here Am newly married and now the
world. coming TO An endr
A clergyman in lecture on How TO
set married, said Every man wants
sife, and every woman wants husband. "
Bui the grss, difficulty is that the woman
tic man wants won't have him, and
tho man the woman wants wants some
other woman.
Ano,he, kIolAer in church in Bos.
sop. wheu She subject Of the meeting was
aeath, remarked. The great men in our
younty-how they are going There is
Webster, Clay, Benton, Marcy, Everett
al gone, and after pause brethren
] don't feel very well myself
Confidential friend 10 elderly aud I'M.
attractive spinstcrl: 80 my dear you've
given up advocating womans rights?'
Elder y spinster "Yes, ] now 40 in for
woma ans leils Confidential friend
"Woman's LET'S What's that" Elderly
spinster "Widowers, my denrr'
"A famous surgeon advises one Of his
patients TO undergo an operation. 'Is il |
very soycre2" asks the patient 'Not for
tho patient, says the doctor; I'VE put him |
to slecp' but very hard on the operator. ;,
How so1" I'VE suffer terribly from anx-
,eiy, Jus, think, IT only succeeds once in |
100 times"
why should red COW give white
lsilkg' vas the subject for discussion in a
Suburban agricultural club. After an
honfs debate the secretary OF the meeting
was instructed to milk the COW aud bring
in decision according TO The merits Of the
milk, II was blue.
-->in. Quiz read slonl from the paper
= paragraph concerning a nonoli,h Of ice,
when Mr. Quiz exclaimed, What non.
sensei A monolth is stone, aud who
would think OF calling lump OF ice a
s,oneS" How is 1t about hail s.ones?"
inquired the better half, and then The head
o! the house subsidized.
An Arctic exploration, A year or so
ago young Galveston lady 70. married
and the young couple went of on q bridal
"trip. Aiter Asr return she was always
bor northern trip. did you
visit .he CAnsdiass' asked somebody. THE
kcnned!s'" sheaskej, musingly, do they
i've down on canal street, in New Orleansp
We went As far north as New Orleans"
"A tramp who was being escorted down
Galveston avenue by one OF the most sty-
Iish policeman on the force. Il hate to
walk along arm and arm with police
man, sad the tramp. you ongh, to DO
nsed 10 il by this, replied the policeman
II can get used 10 hearing people on the
streets sas. Jnst look At that ragabondr
rhen knUs they mus, mean one OF US"
There is @quaibt story told us about a
Texan preacher who had falling on, with
his congregation. While Tie congregation
md pastor we're 3, dsggers points, tie lat.
.'r received 40 appointment as chaplain
4 pani,eniiary. When be came TO preach
as farewell sermon, DO took tie tollo~ing
icre l,r his tsst. II 60 to prepare
lace for You, 40 that where AIN We may
4 Also
Don yoa thiat We ongh, 10 separate
pan husbaEds' asked lady Of her friend
DO yon nos sev ho- excited they are get
ingl They are beginning to call each
,iher "a AMI ass and al sorts Of diss.
,rceable ihiuga "Oh, no, WAS the re.
,ly. "lsi them 20 on. They have knosn
'ach other ior IA ~ than iveHiy years. aud
,nghi 70 know Nha, they are talking
.isaai
What do yon charge for a shave
,eret asks dusty, travel stained mas,