The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-03-02

LaDY MARY BENNETT l. said to nave raised the
arst pansy that ever blossomed, some seventy
wears ago. at Walton-on- Thames.
s BOsTOS woman has five divorces. Some peo-
gle are born TO have fun.-Boston Post. This
sEonlan wa born to support lawyers
GENERAL BUTLrE says ne is always ready to
defend the honor Of Virginia-for a suitable fee.
Lawyers seldom die Of an enlargement of the
heart
CeSGEEs>NAN- EIEsT BENJAMIN WOoD, brother of
the late Fernando Wood, has been i'll for some
weeks, and the news OF his brothers death quite
Frustrated him.
Mrs. GARFIELD say that her husband may do
A. he chooses about having wine at state dinners,
5at foz her private household She viii insist upon
Total abstinence.
Nh CLAREScE A. SEwAEp, Of New York City, is
mentioned by the Albany Argus as the probable
ccessor OF Mr. Justice Hunt, OF the United States
supreme Court.
HIS. BELvA \. LocKw0oD, the Washington
lawyer, viii appear before Committee OF the
Delaware Legislature and make an argument in
isvor Of w0man's rights
--TnsRE is a gid with ine figure" said
Leonardo TOppetop Ia his friend Frederick Won
weisenicht. a. the uugaiuly Miss Dromedarius
Slalkcd by DO you call her fine fgure?" was
the sstonished query. Il do: he has slCC 600 in
her own name"
DAD cess to it, exclaimed Nike OFlaherty,
upou learning that Garfield was elected. "Shure
an now wen be ruined by Chinese chape labor"
when asked where he worked, Nike replied, Il
haven't wrought a shtroke for Eve years. but me
old oman takes in washin', and Garfield wants
thc haythen Chihce 10 take the bread out OF our
nlOulhs.''
AN English lawyer went into a BARRIERS shop to
procure wig In taking the dimensions of the
lawyers head the barber exclaimed: why, how
Iau., your head is. sr,' "Ycs." replied the legal
gentleman, I'VE lawyers must have long heads"
The barber proceeded with his vocation, but at
length exclaimed: why. sir. your head is a.
thick as it is long" Blackstone WINGED.
IT was N late quarterly meeting Of the
>evcuth-day Baptist Churches in Wisconsin that
two ,5eTgymen were 10 present papers on the
-saIze day, and the question Of precedence having
arisen. Mr.. A sprang to his feet and said; Il
tbink Brother ought 70 have the best place on
the programme he is older man than 1 am,
and beside, is full Of his subject When the
sudirnee remembered that Brother B's subject
ssss The Devil" a cheerful smile seemed to
beam around the assembly.
= CAI1FORSIA woman about three months age,
7sas divorced from her husband, ana at once mar
cd another man with whom She had been hirt-
ng a long time. The honeymoon of short
dzratOn. Having no money or friends at the
end OF a few weeks ,hey each took a dose Of
poison together. The died; the woman took
an overdose and recovered. Her former husband
heard Of her trouble aud made the widow an offer
o. marriage, which she accepted; a minister was
called i'm, and she has gone 20 her old home to be
sDce more The mother Of their children.
CARLYLE was essentially the jeremiah OF this
zee and no man can say that his warnings are
aot Is necessary now as the Hebrew prophets
Eere centuries ago. lie warned democracy OF its
0llies and its dangers: if il did not heed his
sords. Il may not meet with the fate he predicts
for 81. but the other hand, it may, and in such
an event this would not be the first example in
history where an isolated observer on a hilltop
mas had keener precedence OF what the future
has in store than had the mass OF the busy labor
suS in the valley Philadelphia Tele-
graph
A CORRESPONDENT OF the Scientific American
say: Let anyone who has an attack Of lOckjaw
takea small quantity Of turpentine, warm il and
pour il on the wound nOmatter where the wound
i. and relief will follow in less than minute.
Nothing better can be applied to a severe cut or
6ruise than cold turpentine: it win give certain
relief almost Instantly. Turpentine is also a
sovereign remedy for Group. Saturate piece OF
danneI gith il and place the flannel on the
fhroze and chest aud in every ease three OF
EsHr drops on lump of sugar may be taken
fnvarily"