, 1881-09-04
LOCAL ITEMS.

Now will gather in my ''sires' -
And lay them for the spring campaign.
-" Our Cdrter's" solitoquu.
We are pleased to see our old-time caterer,
Sc Dick Sonlcrs," has established himself in
such Il central location as the old Record
er's Office, opposite AcVicker's Theatre. We
expect to see his coinlnodlons new restaurant
crowded OH the occasion of his opening on
Thursday, Sept. S. lie will ma Ike Il specially
of serving the delicious biyalve in every
form. besides Il bill of fare embracing al1
things our market affords. TO t" the open~
ing, and. if you like it, keep going. Ihe old
est florist in the city, t. Edgar Sanders" re-
opens with Il fine collection Of cut flowers
and general .noris work i'll this new resta,-
rnnt- Good work and reasonable prices Is
his motto. II. l.. Ferris will conduct the
cigar department with Us fine stock as c;ln
bc found In the city.
An exchange says Beaconsfiela never
wore anything but patent-leather Shoes
Great fellow for sensations, that Beacons-
field.
a particularly handsome business 'turn-
out" attracted the attention OF Tl:!USE
representative yesterday. 1t was light,
covered business wagon, Handsomely
trimmed, slowiy painted in white, and bear
ing the tastefully-puinted Inscription. :. Et-
reka Laundry. Henry Il Co., 157 West Aiadl-
son ST. a span Of praneing, graceful bays
completed 4 turnout" that we venture to
say is unequaled by auy laundry establish
lnent in the city.
y Concord paper says that Mr.. Emerson
frequently attended the lectures 1T the school
over the essays" The OlnahaRep.tl'iitm,ts sees
IN this all indication that Mr.. Emerson is re-
g.liiing his faculties. Perhaps it was be-
cause the Faculty Of the school needed
punching up.
Tomorrow will be a good time to COM
business College; it is tile commencement Of
tho fall season.
Doctors, said Voltalre. are people who put
drugs Of which they know little int" body
OF which they know less In Chicago 1t Is
"two dollars we object to.
Make your selection for your fall outfit
while the stock Is fnll Of new Styles A fine
variety at Turner's tailoring establishment,
S. Madison street.
Although the weather is cool, no case of 4
girl having her appetite for ice-cream FROST
bitten Is as yet reported,
The rich pllslles in fall shades in the win
d0w Of Iorners millinery house, 3lt W.
Madison ST., are attracting much att ention.
Ladies with small mouths are i'll favor in
the South this season. This is the first nti.-
nation we have received that the pork and
honiny" crop had failed.
Time is short, Wello says. But twenty
days remain OF. the great closins-ont sale OF
button bouts $3.50, ut ;3l West Madison.
There are only seventy-eight methods Of
adulteratng lager-beer il1 this country. The
rest Of the methods are used Oil gin anu
whisky.
While Edmanson Bros. neighbors are in
dulsins III parades, this firm have their hands
full supplying their superior oysters.
for good eating.
The Chickerlng upright piano with its new
patent nickel action Is taking the lead above
all Others in the market.
There are places in the Rocky Mountains
where the SHOW has filled ravines $50 feet
deep. and where it has not melted for scores
Of years. Since the Ha.ies scheme is ex-
p1oded, this information Is OF little value to
the general public.
A 1ife-size crayon portrait of President
Garfield by Alllborn, the artist, attracts many
visitors to the studio ;ss5 West Madison.
Utah children TO not have four fathers to
bollst of, as other children to, but sands Of
the sea shore! look ut their mothers!
II you want Il handsome diamond ring for
the dearest girl i'll the world, p call at Trask,
Howe IL Co.'S.
Queen Victoria is said to have a remark
able collection. Of autographs. She !,1lr-
OF M pspa @ ove e and i've so item s % fer
about, 500 apiece. Our Chicago mems
l . US can be had for nothing-but prom
iseS.
Our suburban readers when in the city
should go to Joshua Smith for correct pho
tugraphs Of themselves AMI children. Studio
::AN; North Clark street.
It only takes nne-seyenth OF Il second for
the brain to realize that its owner has been
lit on the nose and another seventh for it to
tell him that lie can outrun the man who hit
him.
The celebrated Brown furnaces ut Browns,
21O6 Wabash avenue.
It will save the gentlemen good deal Of
trouble il the Government will order all
money letters going West to be addressed to
the "care OF the James brothers."