The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-08-23
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Pharaoh Is believed to have been one
II the ancient Nile-fsts.
Some of the country schoolboys call
he school-houses tanneries-
The syllable sleo" in oleomargarine
means that 1t Is as strong a. = lion.
my wedding trip" said the groom.
as he stumbled over the brides train.
A Minneapolis paper says it was
mouth disease that was bothering the
Senate.
The N. O. Piicayune tells us: Every
log has its day. Harmony yields the
nights to cats"
No matter how far the ruler Of Az
ghanistan travels. 1t Is but Ameer jour
ney when done.
A hog has moro privilege than the
Car Of Russia. Hoggy can havs bis
life insured. but His Majesty can't
s'This Is what 1 like" said the tramp,
good country board" a. he laid him.
self down ON the door OF the barn
Puck.
The country editor who can't get
along without an Office boy always finds
at the end Of the week that there is the
''devil' to pay.
1--WE appear to have . press Of solid
matter, this evening, remarked the ed
itor. as he Rugged his fat sweetheart in
the cleaning Of an argand burner.
The very pious man who never read
anything but the Bible. and would not
touch a wicked newspaper Is dead
He went to the city and blew out the
gas.
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Kissed his sweetheart behind alarge screen
He made too much noise,
And was heard by some boys
Who informed the girls pa-which was moan.
A young prima donna named Abbott
Had y most unaccountable habit
or kissing her tenor
In a iover~iike manner,
And the newspaper scribes had to b.ab 1t.
Tho giraffe has never yet been known
10 utter a sound. In this respect 1t re-
sembles = young lady In q street a
when u gentleman gives up his seat
Wash Post.
It'll atime-honored custom In Quincy.
Fla. to salute q newly married couple
by firing a cannon. This Is to remind
those present that the battle Of life has
fairly begun.
The two important events in the life
Of u man are when he examines his up
per lip and sees the hair coming, and
when he examines the top Of his head
and sees the hair going.
A good natured traveller fell asleep in
a train and was carried beyond his des-
tination. Pretty good joke. isn't itP"
said a fellow-passenger. Yes, but q
little too far-fetched, was the rejoinder.
Letters are very devout- A great
many of them go TO Mass every day
Philadelphia Neps. A large number
of them go directly from Mass to Gin,
and some straight to Rouen. Yasccob
Strauss.
A Nevada girls love letter-'.Dear
Jimmy: It's all up. We amt going to
get married. Ma says you're too rough.
and 1 guess she's right. I'm sorry
but can't you go to Europe and get filed
down"
The young lady was on her f%orty.ninth
yawn, when.her young man took a seat
at the piano and warbled: ..Oh what
shall I give my lover" 20 give her q
rest was the unconscious reply of the
sleepy girl
The other day Jay Gould sent his
check to Col. Tom Scott, for ~. 400, 900
in n letter. 1t may be regarded as co
centricity on our part, but we never send
q check for 81. 400. 900 in a~letter. New
er.-.B. Dadd' Wizims.
Edith O'Gorman. the ESCAPED num-"
having said that girl shouldn't kiss a
man unless she Is engaged to him, and
then not oftener than once q month";"
the Davenport Democrat wants to know
what in thunder she escaped for.
A
man who had been working for him,
when the cmploye said: well I have
learned one thing while working for
your What u It, you scamp" II
have learned that / ZOO pounds mako 4
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