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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-10-12

MARRYfSo IN CHfcAoo. Penelope Stig-
gins lived In Boston. Her father had gained
great riches by selling Goldfish. He had for
merly been professor At Harvard, but went
into mercantile life that he might amsss
wealth and build telescope 80 powerful that
his theory Of the suns spots would be proven
true and his enemies tnmbled. When the
money was secured he had forgotten about
the telescope. Penelope was his only child,
and she loved her father dearly, kissing him
fondly every evening after be had come from
the store and changed his clothes. She was
not partial to Goldfish.
One day Penelope was ssated alone Ia her
boudoir Boston for room) reading treatise
on horizontal cleavage in red sandstone, When
Clytemnestra Quirk came In. The two girls
chatted for while on the progress of ration
alism in Europe.
"Have you seen that dashing Mr.. West
from Chicago recently, Pen2" asked Clyem-
nestra, suddenly changing the subject of coh.
yersatiou:
A bright flush mantled the girls brow as
she said softly, :" am going to marry him. T"
Not word was spoken for at least a second.
Then Miss Quirk said {: "Why do you marry
this man ?'
g Let me tell you," replied Penelope You
know am cultured-too much so, perhaps.
When, therefore, Mr.. West invited me, soon
after his arrival in Boston, to attend one of
the Wednesday organ concerts, consented,
little knowing what awaited me.
"When the first piece was over, Il remem-
Der it was the 'Tannhauser overture,) sat
quite still, the tears rained down my face, but
no words would come. Then 1t was knew
in an instant how perfectly sympathetic were
my companion and myself If he had at that
moment uttered one of the commonplace or
conventional criticisms one hears SO often,
should have hated him forever. But he did
not; he only said, very quietly, after had
recovered myself little, l am SO thankful
that you heard it first with me, and replied,
If it might only last forever +"
- II
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ROSE OF CASHMERE HAIR ToNtc

Jane %, IssO.-1y,
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f. A. MILLER,

ssl Arch ST.. pHILA., Pa
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04

SAVE YOUR BOOKS by getting
them bound. Try the HERALD
8indery.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04

WHEN ANYBODY expresses an opin'
ion which does not agree with that OF
the Tribune, that journal instantly
Jumps to the conclusion that it was
paid for. Thus in its comments upon
the interview with General Butler by
o reporter of the New York Herald
Touching the Panama Canal it re-
marks that sit was paid for by some
eastern railroad company" The
Tribune in this instance is doubtless
corset. The Nashua and Lowell Rail-
road of which General Butler is the at
terney, must be the guilty corporation.
But did not the general divide the
plumber with Captain Goldman?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04

ally got into the way OF leaving out
the punctuation, as it were. playing
two selections together without by
phensting them by rising from
the chair. In this way the
audience was misIed. for notwith-
standing its knowledge OF classic
music, when Josefy began on a selec-
ton from Schubert, and closed With
one from Schumann. the listeners
gave Schubert credit for the whole.
In this manner the audience did not
keep the place" in the programme.
and when the performer bowed him-
sell of the stage at the close of the
entertainment. the people in front
sat there, looking iuquiringly
into each others faces, wondering
if the performance Was over, if
they had heard all the 'divine
music" for the evening, yet not daring
to move for fear of exposing their
ignorance. When this condition of
things had existed long enough to
become painful, it dawne6 upon the
company that the end had been
reached, and the entertainment was
at an end, WHEN they hastily left
the Building, some of them wonder
ing if they really did know anything
OF music, and the homes, among
them acknowledging, at least to
themselves, their complete ignor-
ance. The mathematics of the
people had been correct, but their
music was bad. In other words they
knew bow to read and count, but not
how to distinguish between the Schu-
bert List "Barcsrolle" and Chopin's.
Concerto No. 2 in F minor; or be-
tween Liszs's brilliant fantasia on the
Ruins Of Athens" and the "Rhap-
sodie Hongroise No. 80
The real truth is, that about nine
out of ten people who profess love for
music thst goes beyond the simple
airs and melodies OF childhood days, |
and who are enthusiastic in their
praises of the classic compositions like
those OF last evening, are aeceiving
others If not themselves. Their
''gush" is pure afsctation, and dis
plays the vulgarest sort of ignorance.
It may be fashionable, but it is
oolisb.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04
& Card TO the Public.

The Provo Manufacturing Com
pany have over 100000 worth of
WOODEN GOODS for sale, which
have been made this season, 1881
and which must be sold during the
next ninety days. They are made
by our own artisans, and we have
put them upon the market at prices
that can not be equaled by impor-
tation Of same weight and quality
of goods.
We respectfully call the special
attention of the public and the
merchants generally to these goods,
as we sell them at figures that can
not fail to please them.
Our goods can be found in stock
with J. c. CUTLER, Agent, z. C.
M. I. and others in Salt Lake City,
and also in most Of the Cooperative
and other stores throughout the
Territory.
We are always in the market for
WOOL for which we pay the highest
market prices in cash. FALL
WOODS are now in special request
with us, and we will pay as much
for them as any other house in
Utah. We respectfully solicit your
patronage. Yours Truly,
Provo Manf'g Co.
JAMES Dunn. Sup't.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04

The CONTENTS of the HERALD this
morning are IS follows:
1sT PAGE --latest kilograms - Star
Route Gases.
% PAeE-List Of Letters in the Post
Office.
3D. PAeE-Telegraphic News - Ireland
Railroad Racket-BaldWin.
ara PAeE-Editorisls.
5TH PAGE-Irish Hated of the British
Hotel Arrivals, Etc.
9Th PAGE-Miscellsneo Telegraphie
Dispatches-Monetsry.
7TH PAGE-Telegrsph News = Mormon
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Ticks, &c.
STU PAeE-Caught = The Iron Com
pany-Local Items.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04
ALLEGED WIT.

Some of the best timber grown in
Maine was made into "canes cut on
the battlefield" to sell at Yorktown.
Unfit for fast men: "Pay as you
go" is good advice and does very
well for the man who doesn't 90
very much. =
A colored man of Lancaster, Pa,
has been accused of stealing a
church. When darkey once gets
religion he wants all of it there is in
the market.
Singular unanimity: The Gar
says he is ready to meet death
whenever it comes. It may not be
out of place IN this connection to
say that death is ready to meet the
Gar wherever he goes.
Agreeable all around: {" 1 purpose
introducing some new features into
the service, said Rev. Mr.. Textual.
" All right" remarked Fogg. New
features in that pulpit are just what
l have been longing for the last
year or two"
"Ain't this a little high ?" asked a
timid tenderfoot of a Deadwood
tavern Keeper who had charged him
$3.50 for his dinner. 1T may be a
little high" replied the host, fun
bling with the handle Of revolver
in the cash drawer, but l need the
money" He got it.
"You can't add different things
together" said a Bountiful school
teacher. eff you add a sheep and a
cow together, it does not make two
sheep or two cows" 1 little boy,
the son Of a Davis County milkman,
held up his hand and said: 'That
may do with sheep and COWS, but if
you add quart of water, it makes
two quarts Of milk. I've seen it
tried"
This is said to be a fresh one from
Lady, anxious to reach
the station: "Cahn't you drive a
little fahster? Well miss the train
if you don't 'urry." Cabman whips
up his 'orse, but doesn't seem to get
on much "fahster." Lady, again, |
"Cahn't you 'urry the 'orse bit?
1t i'm in some vital part, Wy don't |
yer ?" Cabman: 1t i'm in some vital |
part? Wy, mum, Hive halready it |
Ina in all Nv his vital parts hexcept |
one, and Him reserving that for |
Olborn Ill"
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LOOK HERE!

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If you want Shipping Tags.
If you want Business Cards.
If you want Wedding Cards.
If you want Invitation Cards.
If you want Business Circulars.
If you want Pamphlets Printed.
If you want Job Printing of rany
description, done in a most satisfac-
tory manner, you can satisfy your
wants by calling at or addressin
the HERALD Office. Salt Lake CITY
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04
CLASSIC MUSIC.

It is a fact that not everybody has
Gan ear for music" This may be
disputed, bat its truth cannot be over
come. It is also a TACT, and one
which cannot be denied, that great
many people manifest the outward
evidences Of ecstasy over music, who
have no music in the SOUL" Both
these assertions were too plainly
proven at the Theatre last evening.
OF course that was a music-loving
audience. If anybody, male or fe-
male, hadn't been lover of music,
he OF she wouldn't have spent
money and time merely for the sake
of patronizing the Theatre. There
was enthusiasm in the audience; that
ia to say, all those people were there
who go wild with delight as they
drink in delicious strains. Doubtless
tWo-thirds of the audience could tell
all about the music Of SchumRnn and
List, and Rubenstein, and Eeetho-
ven, and Chopin, and Gluck, and
Bach, and Schubert, and all the
other famous composers and distin-
guished pianists. Anybody would
feel offended to be told that he
was not on ardent sdmirer Of all
these ToFldfamed people an3 their
classic work. Now, how many Of
that intelligent audience really IN
dersteod the music, or could tell that
the performer was one of the most ex-
pert and gifted pianists On earth? If
Josefy had been announced as John
Smith, and ne and his instrument
hidden from view where his skill in
lingering was invisible, how many
could have told that his selections
we're from List or Schumann, or
that his performance was extTaoIdi-
nary? Yet there is no question as to
Josefy's ability as q pisnist
some going so far as to pronounce
him and his performances phenom-
email. Az very nearly the entire
audience seemed to be Gin the same
boat" We believe no one will be o.
Tended ii We refer to a startling ex-
posuIe Of ignorance that took place
at the close of the performance. Il
was IN this, that with remarkably few
exceptions, the audience did not
know when the entertainment was
concluded, though everybody had a
plainly printed programme, giving
the names OF the pieces and com
p osers. The programme was az
r anged iB divisio ns and subdivisions,
and during the fret part these we're
distinctly marked by the performer
arising at the conclusion of each &C.
lection and bowling acknowledgements
amid vociferous and of course intejli-
gent applause. So long as Josefiy
did this, the deaf could follow him
Wn the programme. But he I'm
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04

A LATE census bulletin shows the
statistics of illiteracy in Maryland,
which is interesting as showing the
percentages Of whites and blacks who
are illiterate. In the State there sre
III, 1857 persons over 10 years of age
who can neither read nor write, and
134, 4SS who cannot write, the latter
divided as follows White, 44,316;
oolored, 90,172-native white, Sc.
foreign white, $3.50. Percentage of
total population who cannot write.
IA; of native population. 14.S; OF
foreign population, 100; Of white
population, 6.1; of colored, 80. 1t
will be seen that the illiteracy of the
blacks ie about seven times as great
as that Of the whites, which, however,
should be regarded as favorable. in
view OF the fact that illiteracy among
the negroes was almost universal
twelve years ago. The blacks make
g bad showing in the percentage OF
school attendance, that OF the male
whites being 1877. and of colored
males. 9; of white females, SO 5;
coloTed females, 8.8.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04

WILLIAM HENRY CLAIMING thinks
Americans ought to join in giving
Queen Victoria national invitation
to visit this country next summer.
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FHK DAILY herald is published
every morning, Mondays excepted, at
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THE SEMI-WEEKLY HERALD is
published every Wednesday and Sstur-
day morning, st $3.50 3 year; six
months, $1.76; postage included.
THE WEEKLY HERALD is published
every Thursday mSrning, at 81 q year
six months, $l.25, postage included.
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Foreign.

London, 3.-The contemplated
summoning of Parliament for the
dispatch of business, on the 10Th Of
January is to give additional time to
discuss the rules of procedure and
the parliamentary oath difficulty.
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WINSTON. FORSYTH Co. Y. C

WINSTON, Forsyth Co., n. C.
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pepsia for five years previous to
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BLAN K

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Proof that Plat and Notice Be-
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Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-07-01
A Dirty job.

New YORK, July From the SUMS AL
bany special: Notwiths tauding the interest in
Ne political contest members have fallen
back on personal scandal. This morning
Srominent half-breeds glibly retailed the par
Nculars of an alleged escapade last night ON
he part of prominent Senatorial candidate,
(not Roscoe Conkling) involving family honor.
The stalwarts assert the allegation arises from
a concerted plot to smirch the character of
one of their number. Their assertions are
grounded On the fact that alleged
eve witnesses are all half-breeds. The half
breed report of the escapade spread through
the city like wildhre, giving rise to much in
dignaton. Prominent half-breeds themselves
considered it untrue, and there is no pretense
there will be judicial investigation. True
or false, the whole accusation has arisen from
the wholesale employment of detectives.
Pinkerton's men are here in force. They ap-
pear to be in the pay of both factions. Senators
and Assemblymen complain of being dogged
nightly to their apartments. Detectives walk
through the halls of the hotels aud hang about
the capitol in various disguises. Two are rec
ognized by a northern Senator as having been
employed in murder trial in his county.
Four were spotted in one day at the Kenmore.
Certain it is that their employment has embit-
tered the feeling between the factions till all
chance of agreement is apparently hopeless.
The joint convention lost all its dignity in
voting for a successor to Senator Platt Sen
ator Baker was the first to record his vote.
Skinner and score or more half-breedS re-
ceived the announcement with derision. The
votes of Senators Braman, Eidman and Stra-
han were also ijeered
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-07-01
CAUCUS.
Scandal Excitement.

ALBANY, Y, June 30.-Political circles
are excited over reported scandal, to have
occurred at Dalevan house last night, involv-
ing leading politician and an unknown
woman. The chief talk tonight is about the
scandal. No one appears to deny the story
though some express contempt and disgust at
it, thus indicating their disbelief in it. 1t is
reported the principal in the affair said to-
night if he had seen any one peeping into the
room over the transom he would have blown
hisj head off. There is no talk
ABOUT ADJOURNMENT
tonight all seem determined Ito remain at
least another week No election is looked for
within thai time. The bribery investigation
committee have taken no action yet on their
report. There seems to be disposition to
let the matter rest inasmuch as 1t is now in
court. The par ties indicted to-day evince no
trepidation. They say they have done nothing
whatever in violation of law, that they neither
Offered nor paid money to any one in connec-
fion with the Senatorial question.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-07-01

this time. It is believed, however, that
Brady and his friends are too thoroughly
covered with the laws to make theil
punishment possible. It will be shown
when the cases come to trial that the govern.
ment is not explicit enough in making its laws
and giving out its contracts; that the errors
lie in Congress and not in the administration.
There is no doubt that Charley Foster will
be sent to Berlin as American minister to sue
ceed White as soon as the Ohio election is
over. Foster was here the other day, and
would not deny that he had such hopes. He
brought Richards, the candidate for lieutenant
governor, with him, and had q long interview
with the President, who Is anxious about the
Ohio election.
The pressure for Office at the treasury depart
ment is very great, and there is reason to be-
lieve the system of examining will have to be
adopted to meet the petitions of seekers for
even minor offic-s
Treasurer Gilfillan to-day mailed 545 checks,
representing about IS, ,40O, 900, in payment of
interest on registered per cent. bonds OF
1907; also 1,500 checks, representing nearly
two million dollars, in payment of the semi
annual interest on the Pacific railway cur.
rency.
The Yorktown centennial commissioners
formally accepted the model proposed. The
monument will cost 100000. Secretary Lin
coin, in charge of the appropriation, will be
requested to direct the work to be begun at
once.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-07-01
ALL AROUND THE GLOBE,

Wednesay, a tornado did serious damage in
Humboldt and Calhoun counties, Iowa.
In response to a request of his church,
Mayor Kallock, of San Francisco, says he
will not again be a candidate for office.
The crew of the Lady Margaret boat club
rowed over the course for the second heat for
the Visitors cup.
The Standards Henley correspondent says:
The Cornell crew have the satisfaction of
knowing they were beaten by good crews.
The Hartford college crew is scratched for the
Visitors cup.
A son of John G. Sake died yesterday.
Walter Blaine, private secretary to his father,
the secretary of state, denies the report that
the secretary is suffering from rheumatism, or
other fieshy ills.
Frank Bercher, credited with bein,; a st.
Paul crook was arrested in Milwaukee yester-
day, while trying to sell some jewelry and
watches at minor figures.
The Standard Oil company fearing the New
York Central railroad will jeopardise their in
terests, by raising the bridge
at Pragonne, have placed two hundred
men at the point named. The railroad
men are also concentrating their forces and
trouble is feared.
VIM. W. Burnham, defaulting bookkeeper
in the New York Dock department, died at
Montreal yesterday. He forfeited his bail a
year ago, and his whereabouts were unknown
until his death was announced. His deficit
amounted to $Ss0,000.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-07-01
GREAT BRITAIN.
INaRATITUDE.

LONDON, June 30-Parnell, T. P. O'Con-
nell and Mccarthy issued an appeal to the
Irish electors of Great Britain stating there is
scarcely town in which Irish exiles may not
do something to advance the Irish cause.
Action of the ministry and of liberal members
of parliament makes the organization of the
Irish voter more necessary than ever. Several
who are most ardent in the cause of coercion
would not be in parliament but for Irish cleo
tors, and the latter may have any day an op-
portunity OF repaying the treacherous ingrati-
tude of several liberals as 1t deserves, and this
con only be done by thorough organization OF
Irish voters.
COLLISION.
DUBLIN, June 30.-A Dublin flying column
of infantry, cavalry and police, assisted the
sheriff in enforcing evictions at Mitchellstown,
County Cork, to-day. The persons against
whom writs have been issued paid rent in
every case, thus preventing eviction. Trees
were placed across several roads to delay the
progress of the column which, as 1t entered
town, found number of carts thrown across
the streets. The military and police charged
the crowd until the streets were deserted. 1t
is stated thirty persons were injured.
PARNELL's HOPES.
NEW YORK, June 30.-A London dispatch
says that at banquet given Parnell in honor
of his 35th birthday Parnell stated that though
the Irish party had now to struggle with many
difficulties, he hoped the day was not far dis
tant when they would meet in the college OF
the queen as an Irish parliament, and Ireland
would have NO master but the will of the ma
jorlty of the Irish people.
ACQUITTED.
DUBLIN, June 30.--Prisoner Phelan, after
three days. trial, was acquitted of numbering
Sir Thomas Boyd, crown solicitor for the
county Tipperary. Phelan will now be indict-
ed for shooting at Boyd.