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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-12-16

The first enieetainment under the
auspices Of the Opera House Company
will be that of Lapra F.. Dainky, Mon
day evening, Jan. 2Sd, 1852. This will
he the first appearance of this gifted
lady before an lola audience, and we
are confident that q feast of good
things await US. From every portion
Of the country the press give her most
flattering notices. Her selections are
varied, one moment conyulsing her
hearers with laughter, the next suf-
fusing eyes with tears. All should at
tend.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-12-16

Mr.. EDITOR We desire space I'm
your columns in which to express opr
gratitude to the kind people Of Geneva
and vicinity for the timely assistance
feadered during the last illness Of our
little boy, and for their deep sympathy
in our sad bereavement. Although
entire strangers to many Of them, vet
theyhAve proved themselves friends
indeed. for which we will ever cherish
them On our memories with fond Fecoi-
lection. E. A. PATTERSON.
EMMA PATrERSOS.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-12-16

Those ne,u style Cbllara and Neck
HG,s2hesnhictsAx NORTHRURsH.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-12-16
Just Received.

A new aud elegant assortment Of
wall paper at Scott's.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-12-16

We stfA ihandle that hand made
boot, every pair warranted.
ANDERSON 4 DECLPgE
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-12-16

~ CASH PAID FOB HIDES -
SHELTER l. McNUTr.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15

II IS truly a sad bit of news Whicl
appears in another part of the
HERALD, this morning, announcing
the death Of Hor. Fernando Wood,
member OF Congress from New York.
Perhaps bis nsme is as familiar tc
the people Of the republic as that OIL
any other man, as he was earlier q
member OF Congress than any other
person now there, and from bis
young manhood has been prom.
inert bsfore the country at
q Statesman and law-maker Of
r unquestioned talents. Mr.. Wood was
born in Philadelphia in 1912, and
from the humble employment OF 8
cigar maker, he rose to the position
of a clerk in q ccuntiug-house, snC
was for some years 4 ship-oHner snC
successful merchant 10 New York
whittier his father removed when Fer
nando was years of age. Ia 1851
he retired from mercantile life VIII
an simple fortune, and has sinc,
almost cOntizCously occupied ofiois
position Of promiEence and trust. Fol
three terms, from 80 to '62, be wa.
mayor Of New York, bat before tha
he had served as representative il
Congress, from 1871 to 1913. He wa
a member of the 9th, 28tb, 40th
41st, 421, 43d, 44th. 45,h and 10th
Congresses, and last November wal
reelected to the 47tb Congress.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15

from unjust discrimination by rail-
road corporations and protect inter-
commerce by law.
By Townshend, Illinois, fixing the
first Monday of November as the
time for the assembling of Congress.
By Cox, to admit free, articles in
tended for the international exhibit
ton in 1888; also authorizing the
President to invite representatives
of foreign governments.
Carlisle reported back the bill
regulating the manufacture of vine
gar by the alcoholic Yaporizing
process.
Hill reported back the resolutions
declaring the policy of the United
States in regard to the oceanic
canal.
The Senate amendments to the
joint resolution authorizing the
President to invite the government
and people of France to join the
government and people of the
United States in celebrating the
centennial of the surrender of Corn
wallis, were concurred in.
District business was then con-
sidered.
The House went into committee
of the whole (TOwnshend of nlinoi
in the chair upon the Senate bill to
provide for the pending s per cent.
certificates of the District of Column
bia, but before any action was taken
thereon, the committee rose anC
Speaker Randall announced the
death of Fernando Wood, who hao
entered the House forty years ago.
and had he lived to fill the mex
term, for which he was chosen, 1t
would have served twenty terms.
Tucker, of the ways and means
committee, of which Wood was
chairman, presented the customary
resolutions, and moved an adjourn
ment.
After a short address by Cox, the
resolutions were adopted.
The Speaker appointed commit
tee to superintend the funeral cere-
monies, and the House, as an addi-
tional mark of respect, adjourned
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
LandLeaguisms.

New York, 1.-THE World has a
special from Paris, regarding the
ull meeting of the Land League
executive committee in council, TO
consult as to future action. Par
nell presided. Arrangements were
made to carry on the work of the
Land League in al eventualities.
There will be no fiinching. The
organization in Ireland is well nigh
perfect. The people are of one
mind and one spirit; put no faith in
ridiculous and malicious rumors in
circulation in English papers, and
which may be telegraphed to Anne
RIGA concerning the officers of the
League; these stories are manufac-
Gared for purpose. Parnell returns
to Parliament to oppose the passage
of the arms bill. From there he viii
proceed to Ireland. Dillon replaces
OaYitt. Numerous meetings are
now being held in Ireland to de-
lounce the conduct of government
md protest against the coercion
Ict. Government is committing
Olunder upon blunder. We feel con-
iident that the coercion bill, when
passed, will fail of its end.
(Signed) PATRICK EGAN,
Treasurer.
Paris, 14.-When Parnell re-
turned here from Frankfort, he
card rumOrs that his absence from
london was due to fear of being ar
-sted. A delegate from the last
Meeting of the league waited on
'arnell with the resolutions that he
hOuld go to America, but he deci-
led to remain on the continent to
complete other arrangements in
connection with the league. In
consequence of its becoming known
o himself and friends that COM
municatiOns addressed to him and
other leaguers, were tempered with
Is long ago as December, the utmost
,autiOn has since been used. 1t is
lenied that any compromising state
nent has been written, but it is
thought necessary to emove the
headquarters of the league to Paris
Pdrnell will start for England in a
few days. Brennan has been in
,tructed to deposit all the docu-
ments of the league in a place of
security. All communication be-
tween Parnell and friends in Eng
land is carried on by cOurlers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
Agricultural and Stock Rails.
ers' Exchange.

New York, IA dinner was
given tonight by Jas. a. Burden, ;
well-knOwn iron manufacturer
cattle raiser and stock breeder, to a
party Of gentlemen interested il
agriculture and stock raising, with
view to organizing farmers
club kOr exchange, in which the in
tereSts of agriculture could be dis
cussed and provided for. The gen
tlemen present were understood to
be in sympathy with TIE movement
and had a desire to aid in the stock
raising interests of the west which
are represented among the capital
lists of this city. General Grant was
a guest. After dinner there was
considerable discussion of the pro-
ject, and a committee was appointed
to consider methods best to be
adopted by the organization when
completed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
Remarkable Lunar Phen0Ine
non

Denver, 14.-To-night thousands
of persons were on the streets
watching very unusual phenome-
non connected with the moon.
When the moon rose there were
streaks of light reelected from its
different Sides. In a short time
these streaks disappeared. Four
lunar dogs appeared, and soon four
beautiful lunar bows appeared ON a
line with the dogs. The latter bows
became simply a halo, with the
moon and dogs situated at nearly
equal distances apart on the circle.
The halo soon contracted, becoming
closer to the moon and leaving the
dogs outside the circle. About 10
o'clock the halo disappeared, the
dogs soon following.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
TragicaI Neglect

Whoever neglects a Cough or a
Cold until 1t terminates IN Tubercu-
lar Consumption, commits construc-
tive suicide. With a sovereign
remedy for all diseases of the res
piratoTy organs leading to Consump-
ton within eYerybody'S reach, there
is no excuse for allowing them to
gather Roadway. At every drug
store "HALE'S HONEY OF HoRE-
HOUND AND TAR" may be procured.
and it is a fact as well established
as the ebb and flow of the tides, that
this popular preparation has never
yet failed to cure any ordinary
disease of the Throat or Lungs.
Depot, Z Sixth avenue, New York.
Prices, soc. and 81. Great saving
by buying large size.
w. S. Vaudeville, Ithaca, \. \ e,
writes: l am constant dealer IN
HALE's HONEY OF HOREHoUND
AND TAR and Pixies TOOTHACHE
DROPS, and regard them as 1igSt-ctaSS
remedies.
Pixies TooTHACHE DROPS CURE
IN ONE MINUTE.
COMPLEXIoNAL DETECTS are era
dictated, not hidden, by GLENN's
SULPHUR SOAP.
Hills HAIR AND WHISPER DYE,
Black or Brown, soc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15

The TROUBLES are accommodating
on the head OF Governor Murray. A
the HERALD predicted at the begin
ing Of the certificate discussion bust
ness, before the end comes Murray
will wish thag be bad never set foo
in Utah Territory. The unboly snr
unnatural alliance between him an
Mr.. Henry WsttersOn is exciting
comment that does not reflect well
upon either OF those gentlemen. and
it is likely to result seriously
10 the influence of the great
journalist, as it is almos! GER
tain to damn Murray. On Sunday
morning an item was copied from al
eastern exchange, which dropped G
broad, hint concerning Murray
marsbalship in Kentucky. The
facts aye bound to come
to the surface, however much
the Governor may desire that 1t
should be otherwise. 1t is a big job
tha. Eli Il. Murray has undertaken,
and before be ge;s through with it ne
and HE friends will wish there wac
something more than beauty in the
man. Last Thursday the Chicago
Inter Ocean published the following
as a special telegram. Il speaks for
itself and is another hint ss to the
milk in the cocoauut:
Washington, 9.-According to q letter
received By a gentleman in this city
from responsible person residi al
Salt Lake, it appears mat the action OF
Governor Murray, Of Utah in issuing y
certificate of election as delegate in Con-
gress to Mr.. Campbell, who received
only a few hundred votes, instead of to
Mr.. Cannon, who wss undoubtedly
elected, was dictated by motives other
than those which spring from public |
policy, or from a conscientious desire 10 |
discharge public duty. 1t is alleged |
IN this letter hat Governor Murray had |
DOAkIL = lhl x llleLthL III the GbltDThAeQI
Moulton Mine, in Montana, adjoining |
the Alice Mine, which latter mine Is ;
velopiug very rich ore. Il is further al |
legged that Governor Murray has sold
part of his Interest in The Mouton
Mine to Henry v atterson, and
that Campbell mss advanced $50
600 TO build 3 mill for the working
of the ores 10 be taken from the property.
Mr.. Watterson is now in Washington
using his efforts to secure the coDfrme-
lion Of Stanley Matthews, and it is said
he Is also using his influence with the
democrats in the House to prejudice the
case of Delegate Cannon. Mr.. , amnbell
Is democrat, bul the friends Of Delega e ;
Cannon Sllege that Mr.. Wa terson's par
tculsr inter- est in Mr.. Campbed's case I
arises from the fact that he is associated {
WIKI that gentlemen and With Governor ,
Murray In the development of the mine
seove named. Governor Murray and
Campbell ara from Kentucky, and we're
well acquainted with Mr Watterson
prior TO their emigration to Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
A New Bank

New York, ia United States
National bank was organized to-day
with the following directors: U. S.
Grant, H. V. Rector, H. 7. Vail
president of the National Bank of
Commerce; Morris X. Jessup, Henry
B. HYDE, president of the Equitable
Life Insurance Company; Logan c.
Murray, VIM. r. TraverS and John
J. McCOok. The new bank has
aiken a building in Nassau street,
ind expects to cOmmense bushes on
March 1st. H. V. Rector was
elected president, and Logan c. Muir
ray cashier.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15

Nh. AARON BURR HAYS, of New
York, who died the other day, Wa'
remarkable for two things. He Wa,
the Oldest bank cashier in the worlc
and the only man in America named
after Aaron Burr. His name was 8
thorn in his side, and he never sigued
his name other than "a. B Hays. u
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
HOUSE.

Washington, 14.-Clymer, Forney
and Hawley were appointed con
ference committee on the part OF
the House, on the army appropria-
ton.
Bills introduced and referred: BY
Stevenson, resolutions of the Illinois
legislature urging the passage of
such measures as would relieve the
active commerce Of the country
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
RIFLES AND REGULATIONS:

I.-None but masquers will be allowed on thu
floor until sitter II O'Clock.
2.-Al persons wishing to participate in thu
Bal Mssque. are requested to hand IN theil
nsmes to the Examining Committee on or be
fore tue 10Th of February as none will be ad
mitted to the floor without the committed
pass, which can be obtained upon proper sppli
cation to the Secretary, } Malsh
She Parquette floor will be reserved fol
the Bal Mssque, and all persons holding Csrni
val ickets will enter at the east side Of tn,
Theatre
All persons presenting themselves for ad
mission at the tast entrance, whether male Of
female must have q ticket bearing their respsc
tive names on the face Of the same
5-Persons in 10 ask must uncover before two
nemb rs Of the Examining Committee upeI
entering, if so requested.
6.-Reception 10 commence at O'Clock,
T-Grand Carnival March at 80.
S.-Serles Of Carnival and character acting
during which time all will have an ample oppor
tunity of displaying their respective characters
9.-Final March and unmasking at II O'Clock
after which all persons in the Parquette Circlt
will have the privilege Of dancing as per pro
gramme.
10.-The mAsquers will have the freedom Of
both dancing floor and Parquette Circle,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
LEGAL NOTICE.

To 0hom it may concern:
In the mstter of the Estate Of Ernest I
Young, deceased.
T WILLIAM ASPER, AS ADMIN.
i, istrator Of said Estate, have sold two
pieces or parcels of real estate belonging
to the decedent, and this day filed my
rerort of sale with the Probate Court OF
Salt Lake, Territory of Utah. Any per-
son interested in sid real estate can file
with said Court objections. in writing, to
the approval of said sale until February
25th, 1881, st which time 1 shall move
the Court for its approval of said sale
and an order for deed tn he given.
WILLIAM ASPER,
Administrator Of said Estate
February 14th, 1881. fyI5.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15

New York Express: Henry Wat
terson is fearialiy and wonderfully
agitated Ia the inner man abou
polygsmy. Fail to see the acut,
angle OF bis particular grievance, a,
should be 90 to Utah there isn'. 8
woman in the territory so hard up 8:
to be willing to be sealed unto him
Better tske it mildly, Henry. Il i,
an old SORROW. Read the Scriptures
and be comforted.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
SALT LAKE DAILY HERALD
TUESDAY MORNING, FEB. Is, 1881.

THE DAILY HERALD Is published
every morning, Mondays excepted, at
East Temple Street, near First South,
Salt Lake City, by the HERALD PRINT
ING AND PUBLIsHIEe COMPANY. Sub
scTiption price so. so per annum, post
age included. parts of year At th,
same rate. To weekly subscribers,
collection made by carriers, 25c. week.
THE SEMI-WEEKLY HERALD is
published every Wednesday and Sstar-
day morning, at $3.50 3 yesr; six
months, Sl.75; postage included.
THE WEEKLY HERALD is published
every Thursday morning, at g g year;
six months, Sl.25, postage included.
Postage outside the q. S and Canada,
extra.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
Fernando Wood,s Death

Hot Springs, 14.-Hon. Fernando
Wood expired last night, at 8
o'clock. Since his arrival at the
Springs a short ago, he has been in a
very weak and almost hopeless con-
ditiOn, which continued without the
slightest change, until overtaken by
death, his disease being a complica-
ton of govt and rheumatism. The
Springs were of no benefit to him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
Dissolution Of Partnership.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN
" thst the co-partnership heretofore
existing between Frank May and James
Glade, doing business under the firm
name Of May & Glade, is this day dis
solved BY mutual consent. Mr.. James
Glade will continue the business, assum-
lag all Liabilities, and collecting all debts
due the said firm.
FRLEK MAY,
JAMES GLADE,
Salt Lake City, Feb. Z, 1881.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
British Grain Damaged.

London, 14.-Nark Lane ErpreSS
speaking of the British grain trade,
The past week, says: The damage
from floods is becoming alarming,
and deliveries have been in bad con-
dition on account of the weather,
etc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
|DUNFORD's
TRUTHS.
Hop Bitters are the Purest
and Best Bitters eyer
made.

They are compounded from Hops, Bucha
Mandrake and DAudelion,-the oldest, beat
and most valuable medicines in the world
and contain all the best and most curative
a properties Of all other Bitters being the
krsatsst Blood Purifier. Liver Regulator and
Lie and Health restoring Agent on earth
No disease or III health can possibly long
exist where these BIttsss are used, so varied
and perfect are their operations.
They give new life and Vigor to the aged
and inhrm To all whose smploymen u
cause irregularity OF the bowels or urinary
organs, or who require an Appetizer, onic
and MILL Simulant, these Bittsrs arS in
valuable. being highly eurtsiVe, tonic and
stimulating, without int .xicating
Ne matter what your feelings or sym ptons
are, What the disease or silment is, use b Cd
bitters. I'on't wait until you are sfch. but
II you only feel bad or miserable. use the
bitfers at once. It may save your life
undrsds have been saved by 10 doing.
- 20 U - Will be paid for . case they will
not cure or help.
Do net suffer yourself or let your friepds
snfisr but use and urge them to use Hep
Ritters.
Femsmber, Hop Bitters is no vile.
ofugged, drunken nostrum. but the Pnrest
anc Best Medicine ever made; the aInvalid'a
FRIEND and Hope" and no person or family
to-day.
Try HOP Cough Cure and
Pain Relief
For Sale at z. c. NJ and eodbe, Pitts L
Co.'s Drug Stores.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
A Job for,he Fool PuIvorizer.

Norwich, Conn.,, 1.-two young
men of Montville are making pre-
partitions to start a spring bycicle
"Trip to San Francisco.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
DAVID JAM ES,
LICENSED
PLUMBER, TIMER,
Steam and Gas FIttsr,
WATER PIPES
LAID ON SHORT NOTICE.
A large amount of Plumbers Goods kept
in Stock, including Iron and Lead
Pipe, Hose, Iron and Brass
Fittings, Marble Ware and

u large amount OF rum Oers OOOQs Kepl
in Stock, including Iron and Lead
Pipe, Hose, Iron and Brass
Fittings, Marble Ware and
Sheet Lead.
Sole Agent for Utah Territory for the
Popular Fire on the Hearth, Parlor,
School Room and Lecture Hall Stoves;
also, Fire on the Hearth, Crate Heaters
and Nantes.
These justly celebrated Stoves are
pstronlzed and highly recommended by
the Faculty o. the Deseret University,
for Public School Rooms, and by the
Medical fraternity generally, IS the best
Heaiing and VentilAting Stoves ever in
vented.
For Particulars and Prices, enquire at
Office and Workshops, West Temple
Street, Opposite City Market.
p. o. Box BOG.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
RECEPTION CoMMITTEE.

S. II. Auerbach, Chshmsn.
G. W. Bennett, W. w. Chisholm,
VIM. II Rowe, Col. S. Kahn,
Dr. A len Fowler, NJ. Goldberg,
Geo. NJ. Scott, A. Stiefel.
j. McTierney, Sam Levy,
n. S RsnsohofR.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
COMMITTEE OF ARRANGEMENTS.

NJ. @. Phillips Chairman.
Henry Siegel, Isador Morris,
Chas. Pepper, L Goldberg,
Louis Hyams.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-02-15
EXAMINING COMMITTEE

Chss. Reed, Chairman.
W. S. Mccormick, G. Diehl,
NJ. HIrshmsn, j. Cunnington,
Louis Hysms, j. Mslsh.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-21
HEALTH IS WEALTH
HEALTH Of BODY is VEALPHd Mind.
Railways
SARsAPARIIIIAb RElOIVE5f

Pure blood makes sound flesh, strong h..
and clear skin. II you would have yonr az
nrm. your bones sound without carfes ana vo,.l
compiexon fair, use Rad " ay . Sarsan.s svet
lfan BesOlvemG-
AIemedy composed OF Ingredients Of ax,..
ordinary med cal properties essential te nnrs,,'
heal, repair and inyfgorate the bruk n-dosn ~
Wasted body-QUICK. PLEASANT, SAFE snS a1
PERMANENT In It's treatment and cure a
No matter BY what name the complsi,t ma
be designated. whether it be Scrorula -.
sumption, syphilis, Ulcers, Sores, Tuners Ros1s
ErySipelas. or Salt-Rheum, diseases ~ ~
Lungs. Kidneys. Bladder Womb Ssfn 7 ,r aae
stomach or Bowels, either chronic or cons1,,' oet'
tl0nai, the virus OF the disease Is In the ri 0or
which supplies the waste, and builds and -
pain these organs and wasted tissues of tbs
system. IL the blood is unhealthy, the proeaSs
OF repair must be unsouud f"'ess
The Sarsapaffllfan Bes0Iveuf nor o,,r
Is compromising remedy, but secures the Ssr-
lishes throughout the entire s. sem funsioaoi
harmony, aud supplies the b,ood-ve sells Win
pure ana heatkhy current OF new life The srt,
after few days use OF the SarsaparfllIan ~
comes clear and beautiful Plmples bistehes
Black spots and skin Erupt ons are removad,
sores and Ulcers ss0n cured Persons sufYertn,,
frem Serofuia, Eruptive Diseases OF the Ewes
Ae1th- Ears. Legs. Throat and Glands that
nave accu ulated and spread either from m
cured diseases or mercury, or from The use NJ
Coz rosive eublimate. may rely upon a eure n
the Sarsapar-ntse Is continued slfiicienl tim
10 make its impression on the system. ''0
one bottle contains more OF the active nrfne,
pies or medicines than any other prepafation
Taksn In Teaspoonful Doses. while oiher, re
4uire lve sr six times as much One Dollar
Per Bottle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-21

WHYx fellow goes to see his girl,
waiting half an hour iu the parior for her
to come down is about as difagreeable q
thing a. can happen to him. And
when the old lady is sitting in one corner
Of the room scowling at you, with her
lips shut as tight as an ice box, and the
old man is perched On high chair in an
other corner trying in vain to grind out
few ideas regarding the weather, 1t IS
positively Hades. We bave been there
and we know.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-21

A CoRRKsroSDKST writes that the fol-
loving incident occurred at the breakfast
table, Delaware Water Gap. just as related !:
Mamma" Oh -dearl l have no napkin.
1 can't eat without a napkin" Little
daughfer-''Why, mamma. we never use
napkins at home" Mamma Explanatory
to the lady by her side)-" You see, l
generally take my breakfast in bed, and
just use towel.' Little daughter But
mamma, you don't use even towel very
oftep." The dead silence which ensues is
broken only by sympathizing lady, who
remarks; ''Well, children are always
saying what they cughtn't to-"