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when shot through the fsea snd neck hy s
Spanish sass, II recovered, cS n,rary to the 0 =
pc tslions OF both friends ana oHenies. R'eh-
ara l. OF England. survived the fever which
proslrslei him IN Palestine, slhouch bis best
physicians hsd pronounced his case hope
les; Sultan Rsher, the Mogul cosQueror o.
Iudis, in the sixteenth century, was al ons
time so reduced by sickness IS 70 DO unsble
10 swallow ANYTHING oul faw drops of
water; thu Eaeiish King, William III,
though sicklY from his birth. was thrice
given up by hls doctors before the end came,
ard even then osed his death chiefly to the
effects Of fall A stil more Singular in
stance was that of the famous Italian
statesman, Cardinal Boz tivogho, whose
life WAS despsired of from
quinsy The servants and physicians, think
ing MIN already dead, had quilted the sick
chamber, and the universal sileuce embold-
ened the cardinals pct monkey 70 issue f.om
the nook in which il bad hidder itself Put
ting on it9 masters rsi nst the snjmal began
20 admire Itself il til mirror, grimsciug and
chlttering 50 comically that the moribund
oardios hurss fofla 10 violent ls Of laugh
ter, which bclSa tho Qlia5y Aad saved his
life
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East Linz & Red River RvIv.
Time Gard no, z,
Taking eject Monday, MARCH IA lss,

i"hipe oueot mondhy, March II, 1851.
west-bouud, JEFFERSON. Fast bourd.
coop. IN. Depart. Mall. :. Arrive 1910 A. m
100 ,. IN. Depart. Fright, Arrive ION. 10 :
DAlNGERFiELD, F' "'
6:l0 p. m. Depart. Mail :. Depart 1890.
lolO q. m. Depart Fright. Depart siba, m.
PiTTSBURG
imp. IN. Arrive. Mail Depart 6,6Oa, m
u 80 n. m. Arrive. Fright. Depart 800 n, M,
rus p. m. Depart. Mall. Arrive ESQ q. M
loi39 y. m. Depart Fright. Arrive Gee b. IN
WINSBORO.
$3.50 =. III. Depart. Natl. Depart b.l5p. m.
1925 y. IN, Depart. Fright. Depart II :I5 ain.
SULPHUR SPRINGS,
lunh y. m. Depart. Mail. Depart $3.50 q, m.
4a0 y. m. Depart. Fright. DEPART p,s5 n. m.
GREEENvfI.LE.
2;con. m. Arrive. Mail Depart a;0e q. IN
1902. m. Arrive. Fright. Depart 0lb o, IN
Connections, At 9reenyille with the N
Paeinc railroad for all points Ia the nerthwest,
" flttsburg with tho Texas q ". L. railroad
lor 0ilmer, Mt. Pleasant and Tyler, at JEFF
ferson with tho Texas a Pacifc railroad for
81. Louis aud all pslnts east, south and south
cost Passenger traip runs daily cxcept Sun-
day. :TNo. 4. FLYNN,
General Manager.
.. RAIHEY, in,
Cen. Ticket snA Pass. Az, Jefferson. TEX.
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GRANT & BERRY,
Building Contractors.

And oil kinds Of Job work In brick, wal
and plaster sons quickly and In good Style.
sss.1s " a.ysIs ocs on IN Leave
store.
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EoK sALE-A positive sacrifice Of lots with
A. improvements, ON Main street. Well
patronlzed stands for business houses, and
also one dwelling house ard lot in a good
neigh oorhood, convenient to business, and
healthy location WIN sell cheap for cash
Apply TO j. IZEN,
1frin Main at,aat
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TWENTY-FIVE CENT. COLUMN
NOTICES.

eFO1OE - Advert sements may Bs hsncc
y into our business efice up 50 $ p. N
and iate she composing room up TO l a. N.
lllf iEkN DOht4AoS -,aN ku-fOr a srty
II or dappls grey hOr.e, l6S hands high, 4 On
; years cid, No brands but a soar on the heSd
caused by barb wire. Ans body knowing o
the horse aud will brine him to the Trinity
Br OK 1gr1, below the toll bridge, will glYt
MIN bli, The h0rse lett home on or about tht
9th or It'll Of August. Lafayette Carnes, Dali
las, TeSNs
~ h. FERGUSON, Fire Insurance. Oihee
-. with Water supply Co., Grand Windsor
Building. Austin street, Dallas, Texas. Rep
tesent,ns reliable companies would De glCN JO
have share OF business e the city.
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Gases ofAlmost Miraculous Recovery
New York Times,

President Garao'ds case adds ono more
item to the long list Of illustrious men whose
lives have been spared 70 the world when all
hope seemed over. William Of Orange
Nassau, the founder Of the Dutch Republic,
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TRADE.

county farm land to trade
for team and wagon. Enquire AZ II, II.
Gawsrps eiice, No. Glp Main street, or al
Planter,s WegosYard, OF VIM. Basey,
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The lsdies' wholesale snd retail millinery
house is NJ, R)san'ha, s. o., oofaor Elm
and Poydras eues;s
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NoK sALE-A suburban home, consisting Of
good elstern and Two and half or three acre
OF land, situated three-fourths of a mile north
OF me courthouse, on Cedar Springs road, juCt
outside OF the llmits of the city OF Dallas.
tor terms apply to j. T. Gillespie, attorney at
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II you want - got good hsEvV blue
flannel SHIRT, go 10 A. ~ H. Mttenthal, COS
Eim srNet
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FOR RENT.

W kENr-A dwelling OF ave rooms, and a
- hsole lately renovated, conveniently To-
uateu 10 business: An abundance OF good
water water apply TO No. II Jefferson street, near
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nor SALE at saorlfice-A no ho- "a RnsssIi
a Engine; mounted in good repair. Terms
10 SUIT purchaser, G.. M. OVERLEESE
400 Ross avenue DalIa, frayos
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SrRAYEO
PA YsICIAN
CIVIL AND MINING ENGINEERING

In the University OF virginia, FulI
nnursos In these departments by stan of AT
Professors. Session opens Oct, lat. Postonite
University Of Virginia.
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w ASrED-A flrst-class carriage trInmer
blaeksmlth helper 7Ss and 40 Comm sros st
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w ANIED-lO good llnaers. Apply 10
HARRY BROS.
Elm Htrset
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Texas & Palcciiic Railway
AID IT'S
CONNECTIONS
FoRA THE
Most Direct and Quickest Line
From all Points In
7 {. x A s

ST. LOUIS, MENpH,s
CHICAGO, NzslISI1sns
SAl,sVS LoUISVILIF.s
. ,sN y4tAnSxEfOlLS, CHATTANCO 0A.
AOLADo, ATLANTA,
AND ALL POINTS
~ keTen. East ana seuthsasr
EASr HOUND,
40. Z, local passenger. .........,,...,, llf M IN
NO. \, mail and express, ....,....., nm
WHIST BOUND.
NO. ., local passenger -. l:hSp IN
No, 1, mail aud express, ....... ..l.O5 Ph,
Nos; ! and Run daily between Abelins
Nos and run daily between weathsrford
and hinneOlA.
Nos. and connect at Abilene with accom-
m0dation TO and from Gr9lton, 32l miles west
tDahas, ", =. TURNER, Ticket A'gt.
CONNECTIONS.
a ThAARkA with ell uSine on N,
LOUIS q Iron Mountain and s0uthayn Railway
ioI az pQlnta North, East and sortneAst.
~ LQN0FihW JUNCTION and MINEOLAs
NJ MI "a! lfsins on international Railroad for
and san Antonio.
O., AZ DALLAS, with trains OF tho Houston a
nyANs central Railway for Comicana, Mexia,
SrWnoh0i waco, Calvert, Eryan, aenpstaAd.
5 t, man, snd lrolhts In Middle and South
AtsHERMAN, with II. az. @. Il. n. for
petnts on tho liue OF that road,
AtFORr WORTH, with staVes for all noiut
In western Texas. F
=. AZ sllssvEPoRr, With Red River steamers
PULLMAN PALACE 81. EEpJSr cApa
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F0R SALE.

INoR SALE-A good res.aurant, InoniTs
L. corner Main and Market streets.
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~ NIED-Two first.class coat makers
~. Immediately, at ii. llmmermanls, bO7
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MrsUELLANEOUs wANTs.

- nv Aof
ra->-s--
WANrED- A young man for mall clerk u
w Herald oties. Must be a rapid peuman,
and one VINO knows tomethigg about ptlntlag
preferred, as Gmslliag machine will be used
NNANrED--A pleasant room, VITA or
w without board. Address w II, care Of
Herald Office.
kUANPED-by young man otgOOd moral
w habits, situation az book Keeper, vii,
travel or WORK Ia h ute-dry goods or
gro9ories. Am well acquainted With the East
Dallas trade Can II ye any reference desired.
Address 1876 Elm street.
WANrEp-rw-u 10 Eu0d car e7T---e
w at once TO work on section hOuses npd
dapots on the eYteusion of the 4. q i, railway
rcrterms ana transportation Apply NJ patter
sons drug Store ON Lamar street. A. Brown
lee.
~ A&TED-A llcs,-clHss trimmer Gnmi
w nerl To- SO % Dlason. Good w ageA and
steady employment Address Afls, Matte
Jnees, Denison, texas.
M ANrEp-- o uu chase 4 sin m dWelIinc--
" SItAl iuuslon. Apply 10 ORIGINAL
SSasap John, Elm street near ny BANK.
w ASSiED--A GARY an. Apply ~ Bsn
w ASIEO--lo buy a good slzFd lot aud
", mouse with three os four rooms TO be
psi1 lot "a monthly installfnenls. Address
W. Adl- tn. nostofoe.
w :, y - a fsostiJn a, hOute-keeper.
w Hotel prefer ell Bess references alyeu
AI.lr--s =. l43 ElE sret,
w AN tEl--A colofed womas to cook aad
" WASH Tor q small family, Il. FliEger-
Az ANIED- "A frst-class cook car lind
sIe9ny employment ut Alamo Hotel,
benson, Texas. Address Walters e Simpson
Alalno Hotel. Denlson, Texas
WANrED-S 90 bridge carpenters 10 work ON
w C.T,&h. O Ry Apply 70 NJ, ID. Faux,
Msin street Dallas Texas.
~ N1ED-Two frst.class coat Makers
NJ. Immediately, at ii. HlmmermanIs, bO7
-.eIa e.Iee.-
w ASIkD-loO gallons rine strained honey.
W Aourss h ATCHLEY,
" l3ti Elm street, Dallas,
WANrEp-lo good linaeTs. Apply to
HARRY BROS.
--.----.--.------ Elm street
w ASrED-A tirst-class carriage trimmer
w 80 other aeed apply. AIso a good
olssksnllla helper 13S and 40 Commerce at.
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DALLAS CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC
~ Norton's building, corner Sycamore and
Elm streets. We guarantee 10 teach ths sol
ence OF Plano. Organ, Violin, Guitar. Flnte
and Double Bass Muslc for $50 co. All String
Instruments taught by Prof. y. Janengs Of
Chicago. Lessons will not CONFLICT with COL
ieges' public or private schools, Hours from 7
o.; IN. to p. m. Persons desiring musice
education are respectfully Invited to call and
investigate our method OF teaching,
Respectfully.
o. y, GOODNOW.
frotsssor OF Music, Dallas Musical
Conservatory,
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ENoR RENr--The Mercnanu Hotel, 6ll Elm
~ street, running back to Pacific avenue
inia has been thoroughly overhauled, and one OF
1857 Elm street, o''-
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ENUH SALE UHEAP-A oOmpleie onIiIt e1r
~ boarding train for sale cheap az a sac.
rlice. consisting Of stoves, full set OF cool.
ing utensils, crocksry, blankets, ticks, eto
lave lave only been In use ABOUT two months. adj
urosS, hallory Allen, COrslcana, Texas.
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w ANIeD-S0 bridge carpenters 10 work ON
w Z. I, Nj, O iy Applyto NJ, ID, Faulk,
snpt. Caldwell 4 Nicely, Contractors, 2li
Msin street. Dallas, Texas,
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a.; ANrED-A ilys,-ciGss trimmer tmiW
W ner) To- SO 70 Dluson. Good wage, and
,teady employment Address Nina, Matte
Jnres, Danisou. tcNas.
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"ANPEO-by young man ofgOOd moral
w hshits, situation a. book -kesper, vii.
travel or WORK Ia ute-dry goods or
groceries. Am well acquainted with the East
Dallas trade Can II We any reference desired
Address 1916 Elm street,
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w AN IELl--A colofed womaa to cock aad
ID Lamar street.
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w ~ ihD--tO buy gooi Rl3fd lot aud
mouse with three cs four rooms TO be
pam Tor "a monthly iustallpenls. hddress
a w Adls'ta, pDsfonloe.
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WTANFEp-rw -uH-htu lund car enT-,- :
w at once TO work on Seo.on houseg npd
dbpots on theeVtecsion Of the r. 3 i. railway.
Fcrteroisand transportation apply nj Patter
sons drug store on Lamar street A. Brown
lee,
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w ANrEp'- o pu chase g siu n dweiIinc--
w central locsHou. Apply % ORIGINAL
Nhsap John, Elm street near iiy BANK
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was not because he was Industrious,
for he was not. He was exactly the
opposite. He was not brilliant de.
bator in the literary hall. But some
how he had won the reputation Of
being possessed of remarkable gifts.
Practically he did nothing. Carlyle
once said to young man, "Find out
what you have to do, and then work
at it like Hercules" But this t.col-
lege genius"-this young man of re-
puted but uaillustrated gift-did
neither. Examine his record ut any
point, and you will fail to find how
be came by bis reputation He is a
laggard everywhere and all the time.
Sperdthrlft of time, he rises to the
dignity college MOTH" smuggling his
wings 10 the flames Of society" His
highest achievement is the sacrifice
of himself on the altar of Iaziness.
do not say each of this class is
like this young man in all particulars
There arc some of undoubted gifts
who are undoubtedly lazy. They
might do great deal, but actually
they do very little or nothing
President TMttle.
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in THE HAY FIELD.

Before the mower sweeping scythe
The dewy crosses bend and fa.l;
A group Of children. gay and blithe,
Amid the hay keen carnival;
While rising high, azure sky,
The morning sun shines lovingly.
The flowers and grasses slowly fade,
And DER their wreatha the children sigh
A maiden sees in every blade
Emblems Of hope but born to die;
Yet in the sky, still rising high,
The golden sun shines lovingly.
The mower works with haggard eyes,
For bitter grief Is in his breast,
A lark flies up with startled cries
The scvthe has swept away her nest;
Yet risen high in deep blue sky,
The sun shines on lovingly.
From ivied church the mournsrs go
THE sun is sinking in the west)
The mower Of Death has laid one low,
With fading flowers to be at rest;
Yet in the sky, mid smile and sigh,
The sun shines ever lovingly.
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MIGHT TAKE THE CRoUP.-Sever-
al months ago Mrs. La Bubble died
and since that time La Bubble has
been paying attention to old Miss
Whsezer, = rich old maid Of this
place.
II do wish that you would bring
your little girl to see me the next
time you come" requested Miss
Wheezer the other night when La
Bubble was taking his leave.
II viii be rejoioed, but she is such
little romp that I am afraid you will
be tired Of the visit"
go no |" answered Miss Wheezer
with a sudden unbending of fame
characteristic Of a heavs, II can never
grow tired of visit that involves
your own presence"
"Thank you Good nightr and
after lingering one moment more tc
squeeze prudish hand La Bubble
left and as the yonng novslists say
strobe down the street.
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A fsrmes asked a boy for what he
would work fos him one year. The
farmer was close at bargain and the
boy knew IT, Says the boy; II will
work for you If you will give me one
grain Of corn for the 6rst week, two
grains for the second, four for the
third, aud doubling each week
until the Gfty two weeks or year is
out" "Good," said the farmer.
The boy began work and took one
grain for the first week, two for the
second, four for the third, eight for
the fourth, sixteen for the fifth, aud
thirty-two for the sixth. "Hold on,''
said the farmer, "you are taking too
many eNot at al" said the boy,
81 am but carrying out the contract |"
The farmer began to figure how many
grains the boy would take in fifty
two weeks, and to his establishment
found that he would be entitled to
over 100000, 100000 grains. He
could never pay him, and agreed to
give him fair wages if he would let
him off from the contract.
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The TRADE IN CANAErEs The
importation Of csnasiss from Germany
TO this country amounts TO nearly a0,.
600 birds every year. The importa-
ton began in the year l847, and has
been steadily increasing ever since.
Almost without exception the impor.
ted canariss now come from the little
town Of Andreasberg, in Hanover,
Prussia. The town nestles among
the Hartz Mountains, and most of the
men are miners, the mines Of cobalt,
lead, nickle add iron heiog among the
best in that part Of the country
The women Of the town, the popula-
ton Of which numbers 1000 souls,
make almost as much money as the
men by breeding canariss. The 10
dustry sprang up about $50 years
ago, and has since been carried on
steadily, certain families having world
wide regulations among bird ianeiers
for the peculiar excellence Of their
birds, the training Of their birds being
a matter of skill handed down in fam
lilies from generation to generation
The birds pair in February and begin
to come to this country about June
They come 10 crates of little boxes
such as they are sold IN; 200 10 a
crate, and the losses on the voy-
age are usually very small, not
amounting to more than five per
centum. The little wooden cages 10
which the birds are imported and
sold are made by the children aud
women in the Hartz Mountains,
and cost 8 or 4 cents apiece. Dealers
pay an average price Of so cents
apiece for their birds and take the
risk of transportation. There is no
duty on canaries.-Baltimore Coar
seo
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Why SOME PEOPLE FAIL TO Sue
cEED. They are lazy.
They neglect details.
They overlook small things.
They have no eye to business.
They hope for fortune to drop in
their laps.
They let help waste and destroy.
They let their fires burn at will,
They are slovenly in their shops.
They initiate their neighbors.
They are not polite or accommoda-
ting.
They think most things take too
much trouble.
They fail to push business,
They know not the best is the
cheapest.
They know not the power Of meth.
Cd.
They are illiberal 70 home enter.
prises.
They attend to everything but their
own business.
They become rusty and lose ambi.
ton.
They try how cheap they can do
everything,
They fail to advertise.
They have too much outside business
They talk politics too much.
They fell to invent or have new
ideas.
They are penny wise and pound
foolish.
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ELEGANT TOILET PREPARArioNs.-
Hair dressing, and restorative is found in
london Hair Color Restorer." 1t seldom
fails to restore gray or faded hair TO its
original youthful color and beauty. Fall
ing hair is checked by its use, and it pro-
dnces growth Of beautiful young hair,
soft, glossy. and luxuriant. It certainly
is the most clearly and effective hair re-
storer now before the American people.
A. A. Gibson, Barrytown, Duchess
county, N. Y. writes: DIR. Swayne & Som
Philadelphia: GENTs-T enclose post.
Office order for eight dollars: please
send nae one dozen bottles of the Lion
don Hair Color Restorer." 1t has
stopped my hair from falling, and restored
it to its natural color. 1t has proven
satisfactory in every respect. The "Lon-
don Hair Color Restorer" can be obtain
at all the leading druggists at rs cents a
bottle.
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There were 53,252,876 letters
mailed in the United States last year
or twenty-one to each man, woman
and child in the country. We are
surpassed only by Great Brit :
tan, where the average is thirty
to each inhabitant. This does not,
however, prove that less illiteracy
exists in these countries than any
others, for Germans exceeds them
both in the ratio Of its inhabitants who
eau read to tLoss who Cannot, and yet
in that country only fifteen letters
would be given annually to each per-
son if they we're evenly divided
The figures rather indicate business
and commercial activity with the
widely spread habit of advertising
through the mails.
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PILES ITcHIEG PILEsl-The symp-
toms Of itching piles are moisture, like
perspiration, intense Itching most at night,
seems as if pin worms were crawling in
or about the rectnm TIE more you
scratch the worse they itch; very distress
sing. The private parts are often affected.
DIR. Swayne's Ointment is the most effec-
tive remedy extant for this tormenting
complaint. Gives rest at night without
the desire 10 scratch. Also has no equal
in quickly eradicating letter, itch, salt
rheum, erysipelas. BARRIERS itch. pimpIes,
all scaly, crusty. itchy skin eruptions.
Here is the proof: Certainly the best
remedy ever used in my practice" DR..
Cotton, Woodstock, VT; "troubled with
itching piles for over twenty years, it
cured me completely" L. S. Messer, En-
field, Me. Sent for fifty cents lin three
cent stamps, three boxes $1.25. BY DR..
Syawne & Son, Philadelphia. Pa. Sold
by all druggists.
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Next evening La Bubble and his
little Girl called. Miss Wheezer
r~as,oa tba ob;ld 10 ba,-wa,l saw
bosou--and covered the little upturn-
ed face with kisses. Releasing her.
self. the child ran to her father and
having him went on miscellaneous
excursion around the room.
aHow ID ,ou l;to Ena,m;on Miss
Wheezer p,
40 snlsna;a And A. Won l,ov
the work should endear itself to all
woma, 4 .h.t 4 nlao.. onr .ax -
b;ob + nol;t;c., ;aauencen
awa h.d aou. ana eb;opan tor
breatf,st when INV m. died. en-
claimed the little GIRL.
aReaconsssld we'll knew the ;naa.
90. oe marann ..;d I. pnhhIa
sending . reproaebful Glance a. his
d.,oh,sr aT h.ve hssa . closs s,n-
d.ns.D
uMv :. tool mv m.,s clo.bss -
v,.as 49,. .ha.a 1 H.. o.o.. III
~ - rs
and
up -, ,r.
WA. a.s
= $3.50 M = wv p''.s.@'
,sA . i1''' 'f1A' = ~
0r '
inefe Is the same ou'ereopp'ng q
almost insa'la'e amD''ion' put
Une oay, began the cnlio' zone
oay-
AS was sayldg the same amol-
slu0s outc'opp'ng
"one day my
ambition that ever sweils ii
ns way NY p came nome
"nusn. Lens, SAID La Bubble
with poorly counterfsitsd tenderness.
"Hush, you are not we'll. don't
know what's the matter with that
child.
1Ofoup, probably" suggested Miss
Wheezer.
THAT ambition" continued La.
hubble, (which boils 10 the caldron
Of human nature"
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-11
A certain Frenchlnan believes il

A certain Frenchman believes in
absolute and immediate "dissolution. !"
He says he was once walking and
talkins with friend when suddenly
the friend vanished and he never Jaw
him again; but at the moment of his
evanescence there was a perceptible
odor Of sulphur. That Frenchmau is
too unsophisticated to live The
reason his friend disappeared so sud-
denly is easily explained He saw
crossing the street a man who be
owed tbirty-two dollars for boots, and
the odor of sulphur was created by
the unrevised oa'h he ejaculated as
he dalted up an alley There was
no miracle about that.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-11

A woman in this ts~n cured her
husband of staying out late at night,
by going to the door when he came
home, and whispering through the
keyhole, sIs that you Willie ?" Her
husbands name is John, and be stays
at home every night now, and sleeps
with one eye open and a revolver
under his pillow.