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MISCELLANEOUS.

eyes," said the Texas man, hes q
preacher, but he's level-headed fellow
for all that He had flask o the best
liquor ever got hold of in his pocket"
. A French artist gave his last work to
porter to convey to the Salon. "Be
CAREFUL" said he; "the picture is scarcely
drv." "Oh, never mind" exclaimed the
porter, my clothes are DID,
A monster sewing machine, weighing
over four tons, and run by steam, has
been constructed for manufacturing
firm in Liverpool. The machine is the
largest in the world.
John Bull will continue to send for
American beef until he finds himself
confronted with the hind leg of Ten
nessee steer. Then diplomatic relations
will cease.
II am skeptic!' said an immature
person of the masculine gender in
vainglorious strain. San epileptic?"
asked an old lady somewhat hard of hear
ing. "Poor boy! You look like it, so you
do" While the smile went around, the
youth went on.
Wife: "Well Jones, Judging from
your breath, l can't really tell whether
you have been swimming in it," Hus-
band (reproachfully:) Hannah. don't
you (hic) love me enough to gimme (hic)
the benefit of the doubt"
The remarkable red spot on the planet
Jupiter which was first noticed last year
has recently been closely examined from
the Potsdam observatory in Germany,
and is unchanged in appearance, being
distinctly redder than the equatorial zone
of the planet.
The Journal of Science says that as
funerals furnishes very efficient medi-
nm for the spread of infectious diseases,
their use has been formally abolished
among the Jewish community.
When Western reporter wants to let
the world know that the creeks there are
frozen over, he says: ''The ripping sill
yer streamlets, which erst glittered in
the sun rays like the girdles of angels
lost among the clover, are now bound
fast in frigid letters"
An old colored preacher was lecturing
q youth of his fold upon the sin of dane
ing, when the latter protested that the
Bible plainly said there was time to
dance. eyes, dar am time to dance"
said the dusky theologian, land its when
q boy gets whippin' for gwine to ball."
The San Domingo Government has
presented to the town of Pavia a hand
ful of the remains of Columbus, consist.
ing of small fragments of bone and dust,
enclosed in glass ball, and sealed by
the Archbishop, whose secretary was the
bearer of the relic. 1t has been deposit
ed in the University Library.
The doctors say that sealskin is I'M
healthy. Bless them Now, if they can
be induced to say the same thing of six
button kids, point lace, and few such
trifies. coming generation of married
men will rise up and call them blessed.
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RESoU RCES.
RlllTtES.


We rive advice in detail of all credits, and
acknowledge promptly all letters and will FURNISH
private photographic code to correspondents
when requested. u.,,.
Shipments Of Gold and silver bullion
will have special care and prompt returns. - .,
EScing connected by Telephone with all
the principal warehouses and the "Produce Ex
change" we keen thoroughly posted in the wheat,
Grain and Flour market, aud are prepared at
all times to make loans on Flour, wheat ana Bar
lev and other approved Merchandise In Warehouse
Investments Bnn(le on Commission, and
sUecinl attention given tn the negotiation OF
frst-class loans OF cities, counties aud other Cor
We Iisy and scu BiIIs Of Exchange on
the Principal Cities in the UNITED SrArAs' ENGLAND
FRANCE and GERMANY.
COLLECTIONS made and prompt returns rem
dered at market rates OF exchange. -.
Telexrapllie Transfers made with NEW
YonK BosroN. CHICAGO, and the principal cities OF
the U, g.: also cable transfers to Europe.
Letters Of Credit nnd Commercially red
It's issued on the principal cities OF the UNITED
STATES and Europe.
Loans nsndc on good Collcter"ls or aT.
proved Names. GDod Bu-iness Notes and
Drafts discounted at lowest market rates.
Deposits received, subject 70 CHECK
NATIONAL, state. City and County Bonds
and Warrants, and other Securities, bouglH
and sold.
We respectfully call attention to our
facilities for doing every kind OF legitimate
Banking Business. Yours. very respectfully,
Il. II. MCDONALD,
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REDLICM, nECAT 4 CO.
A New Firm with uneXCe11ed FACILITIES
for NJ eaiUg the Trade.

Hecht Bros. & Co., of San Francisco have
opened branch establishment in Port
land, where they will supply the trade
with the best made boot and shoes in the
market. Mr.. s. Redlich, formerly with L..
Goldsmith &Co., will assume the manage
ment ofthe branch here, and that in It.
self Is sufficient guarantee of the future
success of the house. The new firm will
sell goods at the same prices as does the
San Francisco house. A great advantage,
is offered by this house, and one that VIII
be appreciated Is the fact that when deal
ers desire case or more OF any desired
size they can be accommodated. Hereto
fore cases invariably contained varied
Sizes and buyer was too often compelled
to purchase what proved dead stock IN
order to obtain Just what was desired.
Dealers were in consequence compelled to
carry the sizes for which they had little
or no call, although it had to be done in
order to supply saIeable Sizes The new
system introduced by Mr.. Redlich. will
entirely do away with this and the dealer
can purchase just what ID needed for his
trade and not be compelled to carry I'M
called for stock. This also has been
great reason for giving orders to drum
mers for San Francisco houses who took
orders for special sizes although stocks
here were first class and could be bought
to advantage, yet the fact of not being able
70 secure just the sizes desired, operated
against trade with this city, and lost to
its merchants considerable business. In
terror merchants will welcome this accom-
mediation aud doubtless show just ap.
probation for the efforts ofthe new house
10 meet their wants. All goods kept by
the firm are to be packed in this manner
To show samples to advantage the firm
have had constructed for them large and
handsome cabinet for displaying goods.
Among the many desirable and popular
brands kept in stock is the celebrated
Buckingham 4 Hecht "Hercules" boot,
which Eas met with large sale on this
coast in the past few years. This boot can
be had only ofthis firm, they having been
appointed sole agents for the sale OF all
u Buckingham 4 Hecht's manufacture.
Everybody that has tried Ammen's
Cough Syrup, continues Its use; besides
they tell their neighbors OF it. We were
in q drug store the other day and custo-
NOR asked for bottle of Ammen's Cough
Syrup, saying II do not know anything
about it myself, but my neighbor ADVISED
me to buy it for my cold. and tells me
that the use of three bottles has entirely
cured his cough oftwo wears standing, IN
fact he says IT 10 the best medicine In the
world for coughs, colds. and lung com.
plaint,' and that one.dollsr bottle oio
bin more good than all the prescriptions
he had from the doctor"
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Ammen's Cough Syrup never fails tt
cure if used in time and according to di-
rection.
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urine, and many other uiseitse> w
and death.
DR. MINTIE will agree 20 forfeit Five y un4syA
nsIlns-~ for a case OF this kind the VITAL = ~
STVDR ALIVE under his special advice and treat
ment will not cure: for anything impure OF inJur
Gus found in IT, DR. MIN'rIE treats all private
diseases successfully without mercury! a~ui.,asaoa
fsr~. Thorough examination and advice, including
analysis Of urine. o. Price OF Vital Wcst Osattve
81 90 bottle four time. the quantity 80 o. sent to
from obsery alton: and IN private name derirsl by
A. y. NlNTlE. -. D..
II Kcurny street, San Francisco. Gal.
DR. MuNTuE'S KIDNEY REMEDY, =.
PAR ESTlCCN, cures all kinds Of Kidney and
bladder Complaints, Gonorrhosa, elect lsucorrhpa
DR. MINTTE'S DANDELION PILLS ars
the best and cheapest DTSP Ef~IA and B1L1OVS
cure In the market For sale by all druggist
HODGE DAVIS & co. Portland or. VIII 'iesale
Agents,
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Photographic art II making rapid advances,
hut Ahell, the Portland artist, always keeps In
the lead. Gallery I "a ~ 90 First street, Port
land.
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The best place in Oregon to get hat is
of Woods, the Halter, 143 First ST.. Odd
Fellows Temple. Spring styles are just
out. Send your orders along. The latest
styles, finest goods sold cheaper than any.
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Thanking our friends for their n i ILL.,, s'o
patronage during the past year. II D vii resn.
from ali business entrusted to us. .A o.
we. with much pleasure, ennms ~
VOW notice the subioined statement OF the afairs
Of this Bank offer our services sn9m% goa or
coi,ect,on business, or make any change III your
present banking arrangements.
RESOURCES.
Real Estate Bank Builh1ng) loU'Uyx ~ ~
Bills Receivable ............A, Sa0sSSS 20 20
lDverslrnfts (iOlvent) ...:..... AOS'gUS x x0
Real Estate taken for debt. S,Ova ~ ~
Land Assn and Dock Stock. IS,gS0 20
Due from Banks Il Bankers. 3SI,S..SS ~ ~
Cash (cOin In our vaslt) 80. 0So.0l@ oS
S3,O4l,52O a
LIABILITIES.
Capital Stock. ......... .SlsVOO'syr00 ~ ~
Reserve Fund (Surplus) -. 4SS 81 0 0S
Due DeuOSitOrS l,oOy, ~ 10
Due to Banks and Bankers lO1, !S0 -
Due Dividends .............., 1CS oy
S3,Oll, $50 a
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The Great English Remedy

Is II never failing cure fol
Nervous Debility Exhaust
ell Vitality seminal Weak
ness .>pcrmatorrhpt Lost
Manhood. lnipo, 'ncy
Paralysis. and all iheterri
bic effects Of Seif-Abuse
Nouihfn, Foiiie>. and ex-
cesses In niaiurcr years
such - Loss oi Memory.
I.ass.tude, y cturual Ennis
s,ons. Aversion To society
Diinnes> of V sion, Noises
In the Head; the vital fiuid
passing unoh-erNed in the
as.. thar Load tn insanity
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More FeVpio Die
From diseased kindeys then of consumption, but
not one fatal case in q thousand would occur II
Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure was taken
II time By all means try II.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-01-27
THE NORTHWEST.

To ABvERTIsKRs.-All advertisements must be
handed in by Wednesday morning 70 insure insertion
he same week.
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Hawkeye SllOts.
Burdette, in Burlington Hawkeye.l


Ia, ta, Mr.. Cannon; in fact, Utah, ia.
1t may be that Whitaker cut his own
ears off But it is eminently certain that
General Schofield cut his own nose off.
The Kansas City Times says that En-
ma Abbott is 'kissable." She's married,
too, young man; remember that. And
80 are you, you rascal.
Mrs. Garfield used to teach school.
And her husband, he keeps cool yet.
Well for him that he can, too, in these
days of elaborate Cabinet carpentery.
''Any man," says an eminent writer
and observer. lean marry any woman" :"
That is just what Delegate Cannon thinks.
But he thinks, also, that ANY" is synon-
ymous with 'every."
A new style of wallpaper is made
without either figure or tint, so that it
gives the walls of the room that vacant
expression of subdued intellectually that
is so marked in the features of man
pianist
"What are the best spectacles made
off," asked Professor Miller. And the
new boy at the foot of the class spoke up
and said, "Isinglass." And then YOU
might have heard the silence all over
South Hill.
"That's Il steal engraving, isn't it 2"
Mahlstlck said to his neighbor Bnrin,
suddenly coming out and catching him
going off with the artists AK. "Oh, no,n
Burin said. a little confused, its only
wood cut"
Ladies in Alaska, " says the Cincinnati
Enquirer with exceeding scorn, "get
drunk. Well that is their disgrace. to
be sure, but then why not tell it all. They
also gel SOBER and that is greatly to their
credit
The Bible is said to be the Emperor
Williams favorite book. Then maybe
he reads so much about the Jews he
doesn't want to see any of them. Per-
haps he would be more lenient if he had
Bible with Dutch names for all the
Hebrews, so as to bring in all the Koe-
nigs and the Schwabs and the Eisen-
hauers.
The question that now agitates the
American people is. can q Mormon be
Congressman Well, no: if the Govern
ment and the American people have any
tFespect for themselves, he cant. But
then he can be the father Of. a whole
ward caucus SO that he can pack the con-
vention to nominate his choice among
the Gentiles. and that's the next best
thing.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-01-27
STUBB'S STATUTE!
A SMeepIng Enactment.

The following is copy of the "Stubb's
Sunday Law" bill which was introduced
last winter, but remaining in the hands
of Committee until last Tuesday, when
it was called up and defeated in the
House. On Wednesday a motion to re-
consider was made. when the bill passed,
1t is said it will pass the Senate this week
and become law:
SECTION /. Be it enacted by the general
Assembly of the State of Ohio, That said
sections number 8,944, 7,032 and 1888 be
amended to read as follows:
SEC. 8,944. Whoever sells or barters
any spurious liquors on the first day of
the week, commonly called Sunday, ex-
cept on a physicians prescription, shall
be fined not more than fifty dollars.
SEC. 7,032. That if any person of the
age of fourteen years or upward, shall be
found on the first day of the week, COM
monty called Sunday, sporting. riotlng,
quarreling, bunting, fishing. shooting,
playing at foot ball, base ball, ten pins,
or any other game of a similar kind or
kinds, or participating in or exhibiting In
public any show or theatrical or dramatic
performance of any kind or description,
or any part therein, or any equestrian or
circus performance of jugglers, acrobats,
experimenting. variety shows. negro
minstrelsy, living statuary, or ballooning,
or in keeping any low or disorderly house
of resort, or who shall sell, dispose of, or
give away any ale, beer, or porter, or
spurious liquors, in any building or erec-
ton appendant or adjacent thereto, where
any show, performance, or exhibition of
whatever kind is given, he or she shall,
on complaint made within twenty days
thereafter, be fined in any sum not ex-
ceeding one hundred dollars, or be con-
fined in the county Jail not exceeding
six months, or both, at the discretion OF
the court.
SEC. 1908. Whoever, being over four
teen years of age, engages in common
labor ON Sunday works of necessity and
charity excepted) shall, on complaint
made within ten days thereafter, be fined
not more than fifty dollars; but this sec
ton does not extend to those who con-
scientiously observe the seventh day of
the week as the Sabbath; nor shall it be
construed SO as to prevent families emf
grating from travelling, watermen from
landing their passengers, superintendants
or keepers of toll-bridges or toll-gates'I
from attending the same, or ferrymen
from conveying travellers over waters.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-01-27
SENATORIAL ELECTIONS.
CAMDEN IN WEST VIRGINIA.

WHEELING. W. Va. Jan. 25.-The leg
lslature OF West Virginia to-day elected
johnson III. Camden, of Parkersburg,
the Democratic caucus nominee. United
States senator 20 succeed Hon. Frank
Hereford, after the 18th of March next.
The Republican votes. 20 in all, were
cast unanimously for A. w. Campbell,
editor OF the ''IRteligeRcer. Of this city.
\. b. French. OF Mercer county, received
two Greenback votes.
THE Pennsylvania DEADLOCK.
HARRISBURG, Jan. 25.-Another inef-
fectual ballot was taken to-day for Unit
ed States senator: Wallace, 81; Oliver, 80;
Grow. 50; Hewitt, 4: McVeagh. 3; Baird,
|; Snowden, L; Agnew, 1; Allison, 1; Cur
tis, |. Convention adjourned.
BAILEY wITHDRAws IN TENNESSEE.
NASHVILLE. Jan. Ex-senator Bailey's
name has been withdrawn. The eth
ballot resulted; Maynard Al, r. L. Tay-
lor 81, Bright 3, E. A. James 2, Samuel
Watson ., 7. NJ. Jones. 3, Nathan Bran
don /, Rose 3, Judge r. L. Caruthers /,
William Randolph /. Jordon Stokes 1,
w. G.. Whitthorne /, East /. Etherridge
/. Twenty. eighth ballot: Maynard 43,
Taylor 38 Caruthers 2, James, Jones
Brandon 1, Muse l. Whitthorne /. Ne
cessary to choice 49, Convention ad-
jourued until noon tomorrow, Both
parties are sanguine.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-01-27

A Funeral procession of six or eight
carriages, at Buffalo. started on Thurs
day, the worst day of the storm, TO go
to the cemetery. They were obliged, on
account of the drifts to take the road
that runs along the lake shore. and slowly
plodded their way along what they sup
posed was the proper street. Finding
that they did not reach their destination,
they stopped after a while to investi-
gate, and found to their horror that they
were one mile from land, out on the
frozen waters of Lake Erie. The ice was
thin and treacherous. and in their
bewilderment they hardly knew which
way to turn. but at last, with fear and
trembling and almost perished with cold.
they crept back to the shore and returned
with their dead to the city, to defer their
mournful errand to another day.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-01-27
MALLEY CHOSEN FROM TEXAS.

GALVESTON, Jan. 25.-A News" Aus
tin special says Malley was elected Sena-
tor on the first ballot. The vote stood.
Senate. Malley, %; Throckmorton, s;
Davis (Rep.) l. House. MaIley, 81;
Throckmorton, "a; Davis, 5.
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ROAD NOTICE.

NOTICE liz hereby given that petition will be pre-
~ sented to the Commissioners of Henry county, at
their next session, March A. d. 1881 praying for the
Vacation of County road the following line, to-
wit: Beginning about 30 rods north of the southeast
of the northwest quarter Of section No. thirty
one (3i town six ) north, range eight (s east run
ming thence west parallel with the half section line of
said section about eighty sO) rods, thence north
distance Of about fifty rods thence west to the town.
ship line road between Libarty and Washington town.
ships and there to terminate AL In Washington
township, Henry county, Ohio.
JAMES CONNOLLY,
Principal Petitioner.
Liberty Center, Jan. nth, A. D., 1851. jsn1S4t
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-01-27

By awl means, Joe, get married, if you
have fair show. Don't stand shivering
on the bank, but pitch rite in and stick
your head under, and the shiver is over.
There amt any more trick in eating pea
nuts. Menny man has stood shivering
on the shoar, until the river run out.
Don't expect to marry an angel; them
hev all been picked up long ago. Re-
member, Joe, you amt a saint your
self Billings.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-01-27
SAWYER IN WISCONSIN.

MILWAUKEE,, Jan. 25.-The two Houses
of the Legislature voted on United States
Senator to-day. The Republicans voted
for Philetus Sawyer, and the Democrats
orJames G. Jenkins: The Houses will
meet in joint convention tomorrow,
when the vote will be confirmed and
Sawyer declared formally elected.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-01-27
Two resolutions have been introduced

Two resolutions have been introduced
into the Legislature proposing amend.
ments to the Constitution to be submit
ted to vote of the people at the fall
election. One provides for Local Option
and the other is for the purpose Of
amending Section of Article V, remov-
ing all restriction from women and Civ
ing them the same right to vote, as that
of the sterner sex.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-01-27

- Write 10 Mrs. LYDIKE. PINKHAM, 233
Western Avenue. Lynn, Mass, for names
Of ladies that have been restored to per-
feet health by the use of her VEGETABLE
COMPOUND. II is a positive cure for the
most stubborn cases of female weakness.
Of
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-01-27

Alexander STEPHENS says he never
struck a man in his life. Yet Aleck is
one Of the most striking men in Con-
gress
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THE w AR K ETS.
Grain Market.

NAPOLEON, OHIO, Jan. 26, 1881.
Corrected by II. H. Vocke& Bro.l
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sulllp0ou, AuhAu.
ity and an early
grave. TheSpecific
Medicine is being
used with wonder
full success.
Pamphlets sent
free to all. Write
for them and get
full particulars,
Drtaa QnaaiAn n
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-01-27

ITIcH. .PeoIc' SI''U PET pacKhSe, or Six packages
for $500 Address all orders TO
j. b. SIMPSON MEDICINE CO.,
No. los Main Street, Buffalo, NY
Sold in Napoleon by J. G.. Saur and all druggists
everywhere. Jan13eiyr
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-01-09
4 F-fUTLY FIGHT.

Joseph Whitman and his Relatives by Mar
riage, in the Municipal Court Yesterday.
The circumstances of q very sad and
painful quarrel were developed at the
police court yesterday, in the case
Of the State against Joseph
Witmar, charged with assault with
weapon on his brother-in-law, William
Banholzer The latter testified to hav-
ing visited defendants house for the
purpose of procuring the clothing of his
sister, defendants wife, and mother
whom it was alleged defendant
had turned out Of doors
A dispute took place between defendant
and witness, during which it was claimed
that the former attacked complainant in
the face with Ratchet. Several wit
neSSes were sworn to show that trouble
had taken place between the men and
that defendant had acted inhumanly
towards his wife and mother in law,
neither of whom were present in court.
The defendant testified that he had
stood in dread of complainant, who had
attacked him at the same time he raised
the Ratchet, which he claimed was done
in self-defense He also testified that
complainant and others had thrown him
down and bound him with rope.
Mr.. |. V. d. Heard and Mr.. Wilde APP
peared for the defendant, and power
full speech was made by the former, who
characterized the conduct of the COM
plainant in tying defendant down as out
rageous, claiming that the offense was
on the other side. 1t appeared to be an
unfortunate family row, in which the
parties were equally at fault, and the de-
PENDANT was discharged He is also
charged with dlsorderly conduct, which
will come up for hearing on Tuesday.