Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12
VICINITY.

The reservoir at Ihomaston IS gettlng LOW the license vote.
 The horses in the Fair Haven car-horse stables, are afflicted with pink.eye.
 The late Judge Waldo was the oldest Ma son in the state at the time of his death.
 Thomaston voted license by s5 majority, and the Express man ''smiles" approval.
 A four years old boy in Morris died recent. ly from the effects of falling out of ham, mock.
 The Naugatuek Review man would have to bring water 500 yards If he were in the habit of using it.
 The genial countenance of landlord Dudley again illumines the office of the Dudley House in Falls Village.
 The wife of Meriden man named Savage has obtained divorce on account of too much Savageness.
 Walter Peck of Bridgewater has had can. cer removed from his lip, and now the girls think more of him.
 The Thomaston Express, after tormenting the Derby Journal to death, yawns and says that game is scarce in that region.
 John A. Colepaugh of Falls Village, had restaurants at the New Milford and Danbury fairs, and made good thing of it.
 Two New York ''lady thieves" were arrest. ed in New Haven Thursday for picking pockets and stealing clothing from store.
 Twenty-one eels, some weighing four and one.half pounds, were taken from the Hume at the car shops-in Falls Village recently.
 Chas. Laylor of New London was nearly killed while walking on the track last Friday night. Next time he walks the track hell steal ride.
 The Gazette man smiles because he found man asleep, with copy of the Gazette ly ing in his lap. The paper contained the cat tie show premium list.
 Thomastons Crescent hose company has 43 members, and they haven't had a single "disgraceful row" yet and the authorities talk of revoking the appropriation.
 The New Milford Gazette's devil has en tered dentists office as apprentice, where he finds it much pleasanter, taking i'm pressions of his gal-leys' forms.
 The Etna spring and axle company o Bridgeport havo sued some of the forme officers for $25O, 900 for fraudulent appropria tions during their administration.
 Hartfords police made quite number o arrests last Friday, which goes to show tha they can buy votes on four days credit, a the greatest and only capitol ill the state.
 Newspaper reporters who didn't discove the word 'srotunda" until President Garfiel lay in state at the Capitol, should be kicke ritunda the coat tails, in the rotunda of thei pantaloons.
 Rev. Joseph Pullman of Winsted writes "The Campaign for temperance has ende and the Devil has won. Join hand for the strict enforcement of the law whic the people have chosen"
 Branford's election last week Monday wa the ''most excitable" they have had for years says the Guilford Item. In some places it spelled drunk. Up to Friday it ws ''doubtful who is elected"
 The Danbury fair, held last week, was
 'bigger thing" than eyer, it is said, owing tbe -Aw railroad, (N. Y. & N. E,) whic lands passengers a: at the gate of the ia ia ground. It is estimated that A' E"'0' people attended on Friday.
 Oh, dear! oh, dear! the real good youn man who runs the Guilford Item walls as his little heart would break, because the tow has voted ''lsence." Perhaps he's afraid th liquor sellers will have to raise the price pe glass in order to "come out whole."
 Mrs. Sarah Graves, of Kent, who figure so prominently in the Elmore and Yorke adultery suits, was arrested on a complain issued by grand juror Luther Eaton on Frida Sept. 10, charging adultery with Elmore, an waiving an examination, she went to jail i default of $l ,OOO. The unfortunate woman folly seems to have stirred up quite an o fensive oder. Elmore's trial will probabl come off during the latter part of the preser session of the superior court at Litchtield. The following physicians are appointe post. surgeons for Litchfeld County by tn Adutant General of this State: Drs. Willi J. Beach, Litchfeld; Bradford s. Thompson Salisbury; James Hine, New Milford; Jame Welch, West Winsted; Henry s. Kassmar Woodbury; Edward Sanford, Cornwall; Wi liam Woodruff, Thomaston. All persons bt tween IS and 45 years of age, desiring ez emption from military duty and commits tion tax, by reason of mental or physical dis ability, must report to one of the post-sul geons for examination, and if found exempt will be furnished with a certificate of e1 emption, to be filed by them with the Select men of the town where they are liable to e1 rollment. Those who were exempted b post-surgeons in 1878, 1879 and 1880. an the disability classed as permanent, will nc be required to be examined again, unless or dered by the Surgeon General. The date for examination are as follows; Oct. l2, l and 26 November ?, l6, g and 30, from to p. m. s Persons not filing their certifcat of exemption with the selectmen before tn first day of January, will be debarred fror exemption for the year.
 CLOSING OUT SALE of tin and glassware, 6 Bradleys, Miners block, Falls Village, Conn Will sell dry goods, linen goods, hosiery an underwear for fifty cents on dollar of cos to manufacture While others are markiu goods up, am marking down. They say dollar saved is as good as one earned, and you don't want but one dollars worth yo can save 50 cents by purchasing at Bradley's fox