The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-03-11
FEY AND sc..soEs.

EIGHTEEN tariff acts have been passed
since 1861.
CADET WHITAKER has been unhappy
since the Boycott on his ears
MATT CARPENTERS death leaves the
Democrats certain control Of The U.
$. Senate.
The Masonic fraternity, according to
the latest figures has fl, 300 members
in Germany.
TWELVE of the fourteen Republican
United States Senators just elected
were opposed 10 the third term
PLUMP girls arc said to be going out
Of fashion. If this is true the plumpcr
the girl the simmer her chances.
MEXICO suffers from the cold wealth.
or. Several persons have been frozen
to death in Puebla IN Matamoras.
TnE Pullman Palace Car Co., arc
said to net $50 per month upon each
of their Al cars, or 81 ,023,si0 per
annum.
GIRLs poison themselves for love at
fourteen years in Illinois. AZ thirty
four they take to false hair and public
spesoh making.
NINE rENrns of the fixed a,ital Of
all the civilized people in the world is
embarked in agriculture, which employs
200, 600, 900 of men.
TnE Roseburg Star asks for a special
session Of the Legislature, for the pur-
pose of repeating the fee bill aud also
to amend the road laws
EMIcRASrs can now get from Now
York to San Francisco for @jJ 70,
, But it costs $5I %. to 20 from the
same point to Salt Lake city.
Is the opinion OF the Cincinnati Ea:
quirer Mr.. Coukling, although he may
, not be able to prevent nomination in
| 1884, can certainly defeat an election.
, THE peach crop is totally destroyed,
b As usual. Tie Delawaroans are so
r greatly depressed that they are not lay
ing in more than 100000 empty bas-
n kets.
tx. President HAYES has been made
t Doctor Of Laws. The Examiner says
by doetoring tho laws he was made
President. lie has certainly earned
the distinction.
' TnE diligent farmer who will study
the capabilities of hia soil and adapt
j. his system Of culture aud his selection
9 Of crops to that end, will be the sue
. ccssful farmer.
WgHD HAYES, son of the cx-Prcsi
dent, Is to be provided with a govern
ment Office in Ohio. Il looked, until
now, a. if one worthy youag Ohio mar
might be overlooked.
g TmE richest mine III new Mexic,
n now worth 100000, was original,
p sold for &3 in silver lit;le gold dus
4 and an old revolver But they 10 no
always pan out 50 well.
ACRiCULrUnE has been called upoi
r. 10 keep manufacturing districts from
4 starving, but manufacturing district
Il have never been called upon to koel
Il arrnc rs from starving
3 4 TORNADO swecping through th'
q pines Of South Carolina crushed "a rud,
"a hut occupied by turpcntine makers
rs killing ton of them aud soriousI,
wounding three others.
81 Or tie Gfty eight men who framc'
II the constitution and declared the indie
lt pendercc of Texas, March >, 1896, on
'g is still living-Dr Charles y. Stewar
'e of Montgomery county.
d THR Cincinnati Gazette shys it is nov
ar allowable for young men in that cit,
n. to introduce themselves to girls foun'
in public places, end to attend upoi
them for the evening.
=, THE Charlestown Neps says that tn
, cry for more negro labor in South Caro-
lima is pretty general. Labor is scare
/. and dear, even where tho coorcd popu
lation is the heaviest.
WILLIAM BRADFoRr, the painter 0
1T Artic scenery, who has been living il
ot California for some time, was at las
accounts in Denver, where he had sol
r. several Of his paintings.
ie AFTER using the terms "assassin,
a, fliar," "thief," ETC., California odito
N winds up his remarks upon brothe
y editor by calling him "he schoo
er ma'am," thus adding insult to injury
e Ii the lawsuit, which is to follow th
Burdett- Couts wedding, is adverse t
tba p.ronoso tho ,oo,. ,,,o,,,o,, - III L.,,