Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1881-09-20
Spirit Of yeftersoa.
chsrlestO#n, Jener.ou County. Vest Va.
TUESDAY AoRN1NG. sEPrEMBER g. 1851.
PEN, INK AND SCISSORS,

AAt4A AM hO4SOOhG.
The young man that runs often after
sherry oobler will mover get his shoes mend,
ed.
An umbrella is different from a man in
that it is only good for something when i. is
used up. : .
The reporter who was requested to write
up the death of two murdsrers, said he'd see
'em hanged first
The barber who would not color the mus
tache of an inebriate because he feared he
would die drunkard, had fair htreak of
humor in him.
My con had an abscess in his side. that dis.
charged two quarts of matter. :Liudsey's
Blood seareher' cured him," j. +. Broois :
PainesTille. Ohio.
a Chipapan with blonde hair il the latest
San francisco novelty. Turn him out in
the lecture field, is he not by education.
birth aud nature yellow. oaetionist
The leaves of the common dandelion are
very acceptable to horses They are an ex>
ceiient medicine, having a very beneficial
effect upon the health, and making the hair
sleek aud glossy
A good natured traveller fell asleep in
train aud was carried beyond his destination.
Pretty good joke, isn't it ?'' said fellow.
passenger. Yes, but little too far,tetoh-
ed, was the rejoinder.
Pnny. weak. and sickiJ children made happy
ana strong by Browns Iron Bitters.
N"thlng builds up shattered constitutions So
quickly as Browns Iron Bltters.
Panv. weak. and siek children need BroVu's
lren BItters. 1t will Btrensthsn.
Ammonia, saieratus water and other aka
line washes sre the usual snadics for bee
sttngs fresh tomato leaf crushed and
m fhn
an easy and sovereign cure.
Il believe the jury have all been inocu>
lated for stupidity" said the ,esty LAWYER.
That may be-" replied his opponent
out the bar and the court are of the opiu>
on thst you had it in tho natural way"
kansas City Timesl
Mr. William HadeIer, at the Marathon
Hotel aussu, after extreme suffering with
rheumatism, without any beDoft from phy>
Sici"os or various preparations, was cured by
81. Jacobs Oil WIS Erchun0e
Mr.. John " Garrett. president Of the
BOit'more u ONO Railroad, intends to give
to the CITY OF Baltimore beautiful fountain
TO o"st S2O,OOO. The gift is to be made as
reorganization of the efficiency of Gen La
trobe service as Mayor aod as personal
token OF esteem for that retiring Official.
Mrs. Dellinger, of Middlesovn, received
a lew days ago, the sad Intelligence of The
death OF her brother. Evan Shipley, in Mons
.ana Mr.. ShiPIey was driving wagon
loaded with powder, when it exploded, in
JurIug the young man so seriously that he
dled In q few hours. MIR Shipley was about
20 years OF age. aud son ot Dr. Shiplev.
VINO was at one time postmaster at Middle.
town IN this county Winchester Times.
The Hsgerstown Globe says the Baltimore
aud Ohio Railroad Company has a force of
workmeu no" engaged in replacing the truss
bridges of wood occurring across the streams
over which the Washington County Branch
passes, between that city and Weyerton
with more substautirl bridges of iron. The
work was commenced ct the southern ez,
tremty Of the road, aud will he carried for.
ward as rapidly as possible. 1t is also uD-
deFstood that the immense structure across
the Antictanir near Keedysvile, will receive
proper attention and bo materially strength,
cned.