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The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-07-18

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The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-07-18

Advertisements of Three lines under this headtt
inserted times for % cents.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1881-06-17

Yale and Hamilton are in luck. A
late resident Of Illinois willcd them
thirty thousand dollars apiece.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1881-06-17
Ladies Attcutiom.

We want intelligent, energetic Lady Agents
10 sell tu woatrS uSrY, an article oi real lay
eleuic.mtrit For particulars and liberal terms
aaIfrcHs NAGNIsIi n co. Chiaaao. ~.
FoH DysrErsfA, fSDfoEFrfors ueprossion OF
spirits and general debility in their various
forms also a. a preventive against fever and
agna and other intcrmittant fcvers, the FEHHo-
PaosPHOHATED ELTXfH or CAGGsAYA BARR made
bv CaswclI Hazard n Co, Now York, and sold
by all druggists, is the best tome; ami for pa
ticnfs recovering from fever or other sickness
j . has no equal.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1881-06-17

1t is true that the crow is thief and
steals the farmers corn but 1t IS not
without caws.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1881-06-17

In some parts Of Ark,rsas the W Id
locust IS becoming destructive to the
crops.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20
Good Advice 70 Young Men.


The following, from an exchange, is
true to the letter
"The most unfortunate day in the ca
reer Of any young man Is the day on
which he fancies there Is some better
way to make money than to earn il; for
from that feeling spring the many ex-
trayagant and visionary plans which are
iudulged in for the purpose Ut gaining a
livelihood without labor. When a young
man becomes thoroughly injected with
this feeling, he is ready b adopt n
means for the accomplishment of his
objects, and, il he Is foiled in his efforts,
upon the crest Of the wave which has
already mounted, and in full view, is
the temptation 10 crimes, 10 shield him
from the disgrace which he thinks must
inevitably follow in the wake OF defeat.
To those he yields, and the first be re-
Allies he finds himself the violator OF
the law, and a criminal in the eye of the
community, and the inmate of a prison,
waiting trial, all brought about Tor the
want Of a little manly frmness in the
outset Of life TO prompt him 10 choose
an a%vocation where the penny earned
would bring with II It's snre reward"
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

"A man bought an estate in Ireland
the other day. He was of small stature,
we are told, and very thin and wiry-
looking. When he went down to see
the place the tenants turned out TO in
spect the new landlord, and after his
departure began TO discuss him. well,
Pat, what do you think Of the new land
lordp" "0h, begoTra, not much. Why,
that little gossoou would be as hard TO
shoot as D ia~ck-snipe.N
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20
A Titnsville man, aged as wears, b.

"A Titusville man, aged 40 years, has
Just seen his father for the first time.
He was born while bis mother was Wis
iting her father, who took such a fancy
to the infant that he adopted It. The
mother returned to her husbands home
in the West and the boy grew up at his
prnndfaiher's.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

TmH minee-pie for tho season OF lSs0-Si
contains fewer rats ms than those Of last win
ter. hun more bits Of leather and nerve hber.
The leather accessories may be chewcd for
hours after the rest OF the pie Is gone, thus
alIOrdiug a safe and healthiul substitute for
chewing tobacco and gum.-Bar!isgtoH Ha'es-
sya
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

Queen Emma, the young wife Of
the old King Of Holland, is mentioned
as an amiable German lady, not pretty,
but possessing honest blue eyes and a
kindly expression. She is devoted TO
her husband, obeying him in all things,
while he passes his days in watching over
her health and in talking and reading
70 her.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

"A little child engaged in a theatrical
performance in San Francisco was so
frightened by the stage thunder and
lightning that she ran frantically TO the
wings, aud. being repulsed there, took
refuge in a private box.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

ITO sun Il up, six tatg years OF bed-rid-
den sickness, costing 500 per year; total.
Sl,2JO-al Of this expense was stopped by
three bottles OF Hop Bitters, taken by my
wife. She has lone her own housework for
a year since, without the loss OF a day. and
! wan everybody 10 knowit for their benefit"
~ e. FaIpls.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

"A little six-year-old child fell head
long into a well eighteen feet deep and
containing eighteen inches of water, in
Trenton, ". J. A ladder was let down
and the child was brought up only
slightly bruised.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20
"PIso'. cure Tor CouaumptIoh

Has been sold in Davenport under q gueran-
tee, and IN three years not a single bottle has
been returned. Iuls TACT Is a good recon-
HBa1erdl
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20
ua Fayette Daily Journal.l
AnwI,u. 80 utse.

There's plenty Of room up stairN as Daniel
Webster said 10 the young lawyer anxious to
rise, but Respondent Of bis chance to do so;
but no one need injure himself either 10
climbing the stairs OF fame or those of his
own house or business place. The following
is to the point; Mr.. John A. Hutchinson,
supt DoWner's Kerosene Oh Works, Boston,
Mass, writes; Mr.. Patton, Que Of our fore
men. In wa king up stairs last week sprained
hs leg badly ! gave him q bottle Of 81
Jacobs Oh TO try. lie used II and nm almost
instantaneous cur was effected.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

BABY CABINET oRGAN-NEw STYLE Ea-
ANpA QUARTER oCrAyKs. In BIACK Walnut
CASE, decorated with GOLD BRONZE. Length 80
inches height, 3in.s depth, lain sa
This novel style Of the MASON a HAALN CAB
K ORGANS ready this MONTH has s~afdeieut com
pahs and capacity for the performances, with full parts.
Of Hymn Tunes, Anthems, sonss, and Popular Sacred
and Secular Music generally. II retains 10 a wonderful
sNtsnt. for an instrument 80 Smsn, The extraordinary
excellence, both - to POWER and auaitg oftoBa which
has given the MASON 4 HAMLIN Cabinet Organs
their great reputation and sonf for them thu HIGHEST
DISTINCTIONS at n Of the GREAT
WORLDS NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Tor THWl
TEKN YEARS, EyERr oSE VIII NE FuLLT wan
nASrEb. Cash PRICE ~ on receipt o. which q
viii be shippedss directed. " on AM THAI
~ DOES NOT SATISFY TRK PURCHASER, IT MAY M
BEruENTD AND TIE NoEET VIII m RKFuSbKD.
EIGHTY STYLKS 0 fOrEans are regularly made hy
the MASON a HAknLIN Co, from tae BABY
ORGAN At eA, 10 large CONCERT ORGANS a.
500, snd upwards The great majority are ~ siooto
ESQ each. ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUES. CIR
CULARs and PRICE LISTS free.
MASON 4 HAMLIh ORGAN CO.,
Id fremont 81. BOSTON; % Kssi ith 81, NEW
YORK; 40 wsbAah Ave, CHICAGO,
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

THOMAS @, THOMPSON, ESQ, the Mayors
Secretary, who, some few days ago, slipped
on a banana peel aud sprsined his knee,
writes that ST. Jacobs Oh acted Ike a
charm. -
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

PARSONS IgDKLIBLE ISK Is the best fOi
marking linen. Sample VIII be sent post paid
for30c b 7. II. stoddard. Northampton, Mass.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

Az ancient proverb singer has said that
TT is haul for an empty bag to stand up
right.n IL Is easY enough, however, for = full
man to tumble down ~ o. Picaylots.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

EvERY Farmer and Tenmster should know
that Frazer Axle Grease cures sore necks and
scratches on horses. Buy It anywhere.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

Send c-centstamp orSlpagr book, on 'The
Liver, Its Diseases and Their T~reatmentu Ad-
dress DR.. Sanford, lG2 Broadway, New York.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20
Tribune building
GHSHING'S MANHAL..

Ruies 81 proceeding and DEBATE ia deiihrHtits as4cnn-
hiia. The standard authority In si tn snllei ktsits:
An Indispensable hand hcak Prcu 10 cts sent "
niaii 10 Tccdrt gf prsee AadfuSt i
THOMPSON. BroNN q CO., Boston. Puhgahsrss
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

Bored Of Education-The reluctant
chsool-boy.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

AT Augusta, Ga, a person who ohal-
another to fight a duel was ar
with his second, and required 10
give 5000 bail TO keep the peace.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20
man bought an estate In lie.

wouLD not be without RedllDg's Russia
ealye, IL the verdict Of all who uss It.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Or. Isaac
Tbompson's Eye Water. Druggists sellit. 2Sc.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20
tChicnro Trlhune.1

A bull can easily work himself into
q scarlet fever.
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20
vEaETARLE COMPOUND.
The Positive Cure

The Positive Cure
for all these PainfEI Complaints and Weaknesses
sOeommon TO oar beet female population.
II viii euro entirely the worst forfn OF Female Com
pisintS, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulcern-
tion, Falling and Dis~piacements, and tho consequent
Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly adapted TO the
Change OF Life.
u win dissolve and expel tnmors from tho uterus In
an carry stagcof developmank Tbs tendency to can
oerous humoTsthereis checked Veryspeedny by It's use.
IL removes ~falntness, natuiency, destroys ali craving
for ttimnlants, and relieves weakness OF thu stomach.
IL cures Floating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration,
General Debility, sleenlcsSleas, Depression and Indi-
gestion.
That feeling Of bearing down, causing pair, weight
and backache, IS always permanently cured by its use.
IL VIII az all times and under all circumstances vet in
harmony With the inws that govern tho female system.
For the curoof Kidney Complaints o. either scr this
Compound Is unsurpassed.
LYDIA T. VEGETABLE CON.
POUNDis prepared at 20 and as Western Avenue,
Lynn, kasa Price o. SIX b~ottlesfor o. sent by natl
an the form OF pills. also in the form Of ~lozenges, on
Tec<apt OF price, q per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham
neelyAps~cfsall lettors Of inquiry. send for pauiph.
lot Address as above. Mention ths Pdper.
No family should 30 without LYDLAE
LIVER Pills They euro constipation. bniouSpea.
and torptdity Of the liver. IS eent3 per bon.
sold nv
a nVnTT AnnNaU a Nm
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20

QFDA WEEK. SI2 a day az home easily made.
Dl q Costly 0ntnt hoe Addrs True AGO. Augusta Ma
Osage Valley banner. (Tuscumbia, Miller County, Mo.) 1879-1881, 1881-01-20
,11eelES1Ts so@gIAlro css,. Yong. = g,

10 WI &sa AddIsss sflSsos Gcs. PsTuaaG Aa
The Portland daily press., 1881-02-10
An Intimate Relation.

lEnuymlon.l
The relation between a minister and his sec
retary, are, or at least should be, among the
finest that can subsist between two indiyid-
uals. Except the married state, there is none
In which so great degree of confidence is in
volved, in which more forbearance ought to be
exercised, or more sympathy ought to exist
There is usually in the relation an identity of
interest, and that of the highest kind and the
perpetual difficulties, the alterations OF tri-
umph and defeat, develop devotion. A youth
full secretary will naturally feel some degree of
enthusiasm for his chief, and a wise minister
will never stint his regard for one in whose in
telligence and honor he finds he can place con-
hdence. There never was happier prospect
of these relations being established on the most
satisfactory basis than in the instance of En-
dymion and his new master. Mr.. Sidney Will.
ton was man of noble disposition, fine man.
ners. considerable culture, and was generally
gracious But he was disposed to be more
than gracious to Endymion, and when he
found that our young friend had capacity
for work, that his perception was quick and
clear, that he wrote with facility, never made
difficulties, was calm sedulous and paiient
the interest which Mr.. Wilton took in him as
tuO oou VI w ilildlu cTTdrS, anu we must ADD,
as the brother of Lady Roehampton, became
absorbed in the personal regard which the min
lister soon entertained for his secretary Mr..
Wilton found pleasure in forming the mind
of Endymion to the consideration and compre-
hension of public affairs. He spoke to him
both of men and things without reserve; re-
vealed to him the characters of leading per-
sonages on both sides, illustrated their antece-
dents and threw light upon their future;
taught him the real condition of parties in
Parliament rarely to be found in newspapers,
and finally, when he was sufficiently initiated,
obtained for his secretary key for his cabi-
net boxes, which left little of the business of
Government unknown to Endymion.
Such great confidence, and that exhibited
by one who possessed SO many winning quail
ties, excited in the breast of Endymion the
most lively feelings of gratitude and regard.
He tried to prove them by the viglant and un-
wearying labor with which he served his mas
ter, and he served him every day more effectu-
ally, because every day he became more inti-
mate with the mind and method of Mr. Wilton.
Every one to certain degree is mannerist-
every one has his ways; and a secretary will be
assisted in the transaction of business if Wig
liant observation has made him acquainted
with the idiosyncracy of his chief. t''Endy-
moin."
The Portland daily press., 1881-02-10

PHILADELPHIA American: Mr.. Hayes,
in nominating Mr. Forster for the District
Attorneyship of Southern New York, in
place of Mr. Woodford, whose term of SER
vice has expired, makes just the blunder
which we hope to see Mr.. Garfield avoid.
He goes out of his way to get rid of anlofficial
who is admitted to be both faithful and
efficient. because that official belongs to
faction of the party which is not in sympa-
thy with Mr.. Hayes and his friends. 1t is
true that the 'Stalwarts' have no particu-
lar right to complain of this petty policy.
1t was they who inaugurated it under Mr..
Grants Pre-idency. 1t was one of the worst
parts of the system of abuses called Grant
ism. Mr. Hayes only metes to them the
measure they meted to others. But it is
just this adoption of the methods of the ma
chine by the opponents of the machine that
we deplore as unwise aud reprobate as un-
principled. That General Woodford is one
of Mr.. Conkling's following is no reason for
his appointment, certainly. But it is just
as little reason for refusal to renew his
commission after years of faithful service.
If CivilService Reform means anything, it
means the retention of such men. 1t is bad
enough to have the appointments confined
to single party without having them mar
rowed down to that particular segment of
the party with which the President feels
most at home. If Mr.. Conkling can prevent
action on the nomination until the 4th of
March, we trust and believe that Mr. Gar
field will withdraw the name of Mr.. Forster
and substitute that of Mr.. Woodford. 1t is
meaning that he had made special terms
with Mr. Conkling; but he should take the
risk of misconstruction.
The Portland daily press., 1881-02-10

The Washington correspondent of the
Philadelphia Press says that with the ex-
ception of Mr.. Blaine, who as Secretary of
State in the new Cabinet, will represent
New England, General Garfield has not yet
determined the geographical composition of
his Cabinet. As to Mr.. Blaine the CORES
pondent says: Perhaps the motives and
purposes of no public man have been more
completely misinterpreted and misjudged in
the present emergency than those of Mr..
Blaine. He has been accused of seeking
power to use it for the punishment of those
who have opposed him. 1t has been said
that from his eminence as Secretary of State
OF the new administration he would crush
and shatter those who defeated his nomina-
ton at Chicago. He is represented as i'm
patiently waiting the opportunity to crafty
private revenge, although by so doing the
walls of the party should thunder down
upon his head. Those who entertain no.
tions of this description do the greatest in
justice to Mr.. Blaine. First in his desires
is the restoration of harmony between all
the elements Of the party. He wishes every
faction to receive fair and equal recognition
He holds no ill will against the delegates
who defeated him at Chicago, and he does
not propose that his friends shall suffer if
he can prevent it, for disregarding the in
structions which might have resulted in the
reelection of candidate other than Gen.
eral Garfield. 1t is important that this fact
should be made public, when every Demo-
cratic agency is at work to create the i'm
preston that the differences between Re-
publican leaders are widening instead of
being h ealed.
The Portland daily press., 1881-02-10

BOSTON Express: When but few years
ago, Turner, Todd and Chase, Gore and
Fogg, Eaton and William Morse Wiswell
preached in Maine that a thing could be
made by fiat; that the government stamp,
"This is dollar" would make it so, some
doubted. Why they should, cannot be i'm
agined, for Name already had fiat ship
yards. shallow holes marked "silver mines,"
"gold mines," etc., and last year had fiat
State government. Since the days of the
Greenback pioneers. they have brought out
practical illustrations that the fiat is good.
They have got out printed sheets labelled
newspapers, they have brought fiat colo
nels from Illinois, fiat governors from Iowa,
and their oratory has been very fiat indeed.
Now their leader, Hon. T. B. Swan, has
made the fiat idea still more practical. He
has sold plain pieces of sheet iron labelled
"This is corn shelter, simple and effec-
tive;' also sanded stick, which he marked
"Scythe and knife sharrener." For these
one cent articles he has received one dollar
each, and made wealth rapidly until the
United States officers got after him.
The Portland daily press., 1881-02-10

The New York Nation says of Jackson,
the new member from Tennessee: "He
promises to be member upon whom the
caucus will have the slightest possible hold.
Our information is that he is equal intel
lectually to any man now in the Senate, and
that though well past middle life, he never
made political speech or took the least &C.
tive part in politics until last October, when
he was impelled to make canvass for the
Legislature by conviction that something
must be done to stem the tide of repudia-
ton in Tennessee He had no thought of
abandoning his legal career for a political
career. No such man. writes one who has
known him for 20 years, shas appeared in
national Tor state) politics from the South
since the war.'''
The Portland daily press., 1881-02-10

DESPATCH to he Cincinnati CONNER
cial renorts that Gen. Garfield, replying to
delegation of Indiana men who visited
him few days ago to ask that Indiana be
given place in his Cabinet, said: II am
under obligations to my district for sending
me to the State Senate. am under obliga-
tions to the people of my Congressional dis
trict for sending me to Congress so often. 1
am under obligations to the State of Ohio
for electing me to represent them in the
United States Senate, and am under obli-
cations to the four million Republican vot-
ers OF the United States for electing me to
the Presidency. have more obligations
than can pay. Gentlemen, am bank
rupt, with more oblig ations than assets"
The Portland daily press., 1881-02-10

THE Minnesota cane raisers have sent
President elect Garfield barrel of the sugar
they had ON exhibition at their recent State
convention. They said that it suggested
''not only the care and protection which the
government should extend to so great al in
dustry, but the now famous maxim of the
distinguished recipient, Nothing succeeds
like success"
The Portland daily press., 1881-02-10

Young Hopeful (age six, who is showing
visitor his drawing-book, containing alleged
representations of bird and q horse as indi-
Gated in words underneath the drawings)-
"Those are my worst drawings, Mr.. Smith"
Mr.. Smith-"Indeed, Tommy, and where are
haven't drawed them YETI
In Spain at dinner party the Oldest lady is
always seated first. In other words, she is the
senior eater of the room.
The Portland daily press., 1881-02-10

JUDGE ToURGEE says the spirit of kuklux-
ism is merely lying dormant in the South,
and that were Republican governments in
control in the Southern States it would
quickly spring into hideous life, and blood
would flow, and carpet bagger, scalawag
or niger. would find it just as hot for him
as it was in the frightful days so wildly de
scribed in ga FOOLS Errand" and "Bricks
Without Straw
The Portland daily press., 1881-02-10

BOSTON Post: The Pouca Department
has assumed such huge proportions that it
seems entitled to be lifted to Cabinet posi-
ton, with a Boston man at the head of it.
There seems little prospect of any other op-
ening for gentlemen of distinguished consid-
Grafton in this vicinity.
The Portland daily press., 1881-02-10
OLIVER DITSON & CO., Boston.
feb5 S,T&Th
AMPUTATION OF THE LEG.
The old Family Physician at Fault-Dr.
David Kennedy the Successful Surgeon.

Money is the universal necessity, and none but a
cynic or fool will affect to despise it. Mr.. Abram
Ellsworth, of Port Even, Ulster county, N. Y, had
realized this truth. His disease involved the whole
of his highbone, and the suffering man looked for.
ward not without apparent reason, to death as his
only deliverer. His family physician refused to am
putate the limbasserting that the operation would
kill the patient on the spot. DIR. Darid KENNE-
DY, of Rondout, N. Y, who consulted held a
different opinion and amputated the limb. The
Doctor then administered freely his great Blood
Specific FAVORITE REMEDY to afford tone and
strength to the system prevent the return of the dis
ease, and Mr.. Ellsworth remains to this day in the
bloom of health The gentleman's disease was the
offspring of foul blood, and Kennedy's FAVORITE
REMEDY purified the blood and restored to him
the power once more to enjoy his life. Are you suf-
erng from any disease traceable to the cause?
Try Favorte Remedy. Your druggists has it. ONE
DOLLAR a Bottle. Bear in mind the proprietor's
name and address: DR.. Dacid KENNEDY, Rond-
out, New York. febS ruTh&S&w1m
The Portland daily press., 1881-02-10
THE PRESS.
THURSDAY MORNING, FEB. 10.

EVERY regular attache of the PRESS is furnished
with Card certificate signed by Stanley Pullen,
Editor, All railway, steamboat and hotel managers
will confer favor upon by demanding credentials
OF every person claiming to represent our journal.
The Portland daily press., 1881-02-10

THE Albany Evening Journal says, of the
IA Republican United States Senators re-
Gently chosen to the new Senate, 12 were
last year opposed to the nomination of Gen.
Grant for third term.