, 1881-05-01
LOCAL ITEMS:

LOCAL ITEMS:
| Within tho sober realm Of Jinks' home
! The awful moving day is closing fast;
| Jfnks sits upon tub and maks his moan:
1--WE got that blarstcd stove pipe up at last. :"
Az IMPORTANT ''orESING."
The event of the season upon the West
| Sideis the opening Of 7. F. Ryan Il Cos
dry-goods house, corner Madison and Peoria
streets, which occurred oil yesterday. The
| new store, one Of the coolest and aliest In the
city, llleu with new goods fresh from the
New York markets, handsomely displayed,
and at prices that will surprise even the
closest buyers, is a sight seldom enjoyed
| even among the magnificent openings Tor
| which Chicago stores arc famous.
The 1st of May removals frequently neces-
state, for convenience, change OF ,rocers.
VIZ wish to direct the attention OF those West
Side families ca anging res!dences ST to t, t1e % Pop
ison street. They have the cleanest store,
freshest and most varied stock, and make the
lowest prices, quality considered, of any
West Sice grocer OF our acquaintance. Coll-
suit your own interest by patronlzing them.
4 great baseball fever is looked for at
Washington on the strength OF Garfield's
patronage Of the National game. Conk ling
las ordered wire mask.
Al, extensive array of choicest millinery
from which to select, and low prices, result
in daily throngng Horner's Vienna millinery
house, 3lG ". Madison st.
i darky who was stooplng to wash his
hands III d brook ditln'L notice the peculiar
actions Of a goat just behind; so when ht:
scrambled our of the water and was asked
how it happened, Il dunno 'xactly.; but
pears rs il de shore kinder Alstcu aud
frOwed me-"
Mr.. W. l.. u. Jenney, architect has re-
moved to l34 Madison street, corner Of Clark.
The papers have deal to say about the
means Of egress from our theatres. Fogg
says lie is more troubled about tile means Of
entrance
Parties moving into the neishborhood Of
Twenty-Second street would do well to pat
ronize Eastman 4 Rounds, 1.-THE grocerS,"
corner of Wabash avenue and TWenty-second
street. they having the neatest store, the best
goods, and lowest prices. A t!rst-class meat
market in connection with the StOre,-Nr.
Roberts proprietor.
Fashionable belle wants to know what
shade Will be most prrferre, this coming
summer. Well, the shade Of 4 big elm will
be very popular, but 1T the seaside the shade
Of a big umbrella will be mucll sought after.
Parties refurnisling this spring should ex-
anime the cottage furniture manufactured
and sold by Donnely & Barnes, o70 and :,72
Wabash avenue Wish it you can furnish Il
room in fine style for II sulall amount
The first robin is here, but he wishes he
were anywhere else in The wide world.
Ah1born, the crayon artist, 335 West Madi-
ness. opens photograph gallery in the same
building after May i, where, the public may
rely upon securing irst-class work.
Bernkardt SalyinI. and Buffalo Bill ap-
peared at three Philadelphia theatres last
Monday evening. Beruhardt's audience was
small, and Saivini's Of moderate size, while
Buffalo Bill had a crowded house.
Halls millinery store, 1ol State street, is
not patronizing the advertising men this
scas,,ll, having all the trade they can ACCOM-
lnodate, even BY trimming every night
"'Tis hard to part from those we lovc"-
and sometimes it is even more difficult to get
| away from those we don't love.
Messrs. Tompkins, Berlingame & Co., $50
| Wabash avenue, have been doing 4 rushing
| business since the spring weather commenced
| in fine carriage harness. They carry the
| very best -o4ds of their line in this market
| 4 man who can't enjoy Il gass of sweet
CIDER, classic circus performance, and the
! Virginia reel was born into this world with
a sort Of scraplron mission.
Turner's fine tailoring establishment, S.
Madison ST.. invites inspection Ut stylish,
llandsomely-ilnished pattern suits.
| Perpetual motion is perhaps impossible to
obtain. but yollc2tl approximate 1t by put
! ting Il boy On inf Calr at a funeral aud telling
| him to be stil~--:
Very many firms are getting their new
Office furniture from J. J. Colby L. Co., 2l7
and 30 State street.
The Beau Brummells Of the hour appear
about equally divided on the merits of the
| long Albert frock coat and the cutaway with
| four or five buttons.
Parties moving to South Side will find re-
| frigeratorS, ranges, kitchen goods, and gen.
| eraI hardware at Tholnpsun's. ISL I'D street.
Noah was pretty muscular sort Of fcl-
low. On one occasion he even went 50 far
as to pitch the ark
''No Gentlemen will fail to read the latest
| new novel bearing that title. For sale at all
uews-depots.
| 4 Chicago boy swallowed twenty-onc rub
| ber pencil-tips the other day, and is now
| waiting for the rebound.
| Gents desiring comfort should get one Of
| Cooprr's adjustable silk or ounce stiff hats
at lA Clark street, corner Madison.
4 fashion item says: 1.-The new editor of
the dtlnnttc, Mr..T B. .Aldricla, wakes his
mustache down tu sharp point and wears
colortd shirts.' Enough, lie is true child
vi genius.
Forty-eight Lowell girls lent scalpeu sis
fer forty-eight pieces OF cuticle To form Il new
one, and that's human kindness for you.