The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1881-03-24
HUMOROUS.


Its sasy for the hotel clerk TO i,,p
warm. Has alwayashsngios...ov .ovrr
ibs register
Why IL the vovl 80 he only ope
ever souoded u c,usc oil tue o,h-
ere are in-audible.
when o married woman buys n
pms d,s for a1los price. she gsts a
bargain, anl her husband gets s.ns.
,hint " boot.
MirrJss are OF great antiquity
When Ad,m founi Ese, he discover
Of u god looking lass.
Corn Is the worst Of oil ssrssl..
No matter b,s fruitful {, is, il 10 n.
ly grsva to have is ears pulled.
Naiis, hl5's quotation slishtly
altered irjm 10 nii spb 'ri.,a =" y hca
sinIlcoess is biiss 'us folly 10 bs
wives"
Whso the Sunday school superio- =
tsndsni asked his GLASS Why Nose.
shote the rock = lutte f.lipS sung
ost 81 rcckin hs missed The iyllos
be simed a."
81 wonder. uncle" said a little
girl, "if men will ever yV live 10 be
$40 or lo)J yesrs old Z" Ne, my
child" replied the old msu; that
Was tried onoo, aud tho rsce got 50
bad tho world hal " bs dto~ued.'
sac, P.ily. hat is the worst
looking horse that have ever seen
10 harness. Why don't you fatten
him ny :" "Fat him up, is it? F.ix,
tue poor basie eau sc.rcrIy carry the
little mate that. uu ban nov !" re.
piled Paddy.
A young wo nao spplici at the re-.
l!s' bureau iu Ga, vss, w ths otrsr
day with . paper containing tho toll
loving "Thi, unfortunate wpusn il
tho ouly daughter OF 40 ohildiess
father, and she supports several
yoiog brothers by her work.
They were watching the ses-gull
whirling iu graceful crcles sbore
the water, Of ths bay. wills the rays
OF the siukius san s,vorsi the lsnl-
scape with a hIod Of gold. Final,
he turned to Der, sni IN = voice
trembling with su,,ion, naked !.
"Oarling, IL 90 were ssa ggll.. ~onll
you ay away vi b IA. sui bs at
restf" To which she aps wered,
with her paze 6Ie on far "a mss.
OF cast'l'atei clouds ma, Geo. ge
Pd let'you fly away, Md then ia
have oil the rest wanted here"
A shrewd rascal adveitises b
machine that will " adj up u coluru
oi figures foot bug in six seconds.
Hc sends a pisce OF chalk with dircc
tions to use II on v barn door or 9TH
or surfaces big enough to hold fsures
foot loog.
Miss Alice, who he. jast finished
saying her prayers wiih ber li,tle
brother-"Manm., Ally WASH.
thinking about God ~ all lIo was
thinking about hi. -lei.' Master Al
fed, indignsnily-"ii"w do you
know, miss You eso'l see down
ny stomach.
Moriarity, WHO had been a.ssulted
BY Schmidt, appeared sgaiast hin IN
San Francisco police court. did
be have = provocation /. strike your
the Justice asked. "is may have
had some thiDs Of the kinI eoosaJl.
ed about bis person, but it VA ..
brisk hs struck ms nid," replied
Moriarty.
For many years. Moses. . rssr,,
was q servant ut the Univ.rsiiy OF
Alabama, AID wpiIod On tie stud
enis very faithful. hat b7 Was II
most notorious hypocri,e. lie va,
on that account commonly called
"Preaoh" among tue boys. Que day
ho was passing crowd Of students,
whom one of them out Of iuisch iei
called TO him aud said II say f.,
French. What are you goiog to d.
when Satan gots yor p "Wait Oh
studeGts," was the rea iy reply.
s1azna--sussszn,ssss9
Tha Way They Do II.
Tie Oil City Derri,k rays ,h.i