The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-05-17
IT WAS LOUD.
Geo. W. Peck Tells Of q Man Who
Wore Nedicated Flannel
Shirts.

PeckS Sun. Poblish.d BY Geo. w. Peck
II Milsaukee, always contains . sriss Of
good things. but The following takes the
cske:
Speskiux Of shirts end IL there are any
Of our rssdsss too polite lo read about
shirts they cen skip this asiicle-spesking
OF shirts reusiuda ~ vi s0ue thing that &C.
Cured st Portage. There v.s . man there
vho lsss fall had souse undershirss mssle
Of this wssiicaied nsnnel. We do not
know vho u,edicales 4 susel, hut il he can
- found out be should be punished.
Medicat~d asnneI has besn soakrd in -0u,~
SORT OF drug siors .iua shAt causes the
shirt TO sweil like an emigrant car, after
the shirt hes bsrL worn . lev dave, and
the longer is 10 worn the vorse Il snlslls.
The q snssel may cure consumption, but the
smsli Of 1t vail thrVw . man into sny
quantity Of ether disess.s. The man w-
speak Of, NJ. Anderson, il one Of the
heallhi~ss men IN Portage. but shortly
alter he he'd put On his n~w shirts he va
conscious that there w.s something the
matter With him. There w.s an odos
about bis persou that vss truly alarming,
and be b~g.n " think that some disease
had fastened itself upon his vitsis. and L@
vss worried. He souk . course Of Turkish
bsshs, aud some pil!s. and other h"usrhold
semsds<~, but did nol s<em 10 get any relief
HE business was ceiling agricultural
iwplemenls, aud he would be show
ing pillow OF s~esier 10 .
sr.nsse, vheu the farmrr would look
around behind everything To see il there
vsso'I . dead rat Or something in the
store, and then he would look II Anderson
nd say he would coDe in sgain, and he
would 70 out and gst /. breath VI fresh air.
The youag MAJ brlungsd 10 the Guppy
GuassIs, and il gol 20 nose Of the boys
would stand bsssds him in the ranks, and
The captain thought of turning over the
company TO him on account Of his rank.
He ssys even his vile looked reprosch-
fully II hin. aud when he vent 10 rrhrs>sl
The rest of the choir refused ID sing. He
usrd to ~ over iO the ss~po, and z" into
the smisrsnl car, and ell the s@igraoss
voSld 20 out ON the platform and say.
'Whoush," asd talk about the "godfor-
ismps" American cii0sie. After many
sIsspless nights he decided to 20 to doe
tor and be pus under treatment. He ap-
plisd 10 doctor and told him that there
zee so0esking serious the matter, aud
told him about the hOrsid s0ell. The doc
ioe looked ss bis tongue, felt Of bis pulse.
and them vent and opposed The window and
aaid b should think shsrs vas. The doc.
soe toid hin thss bis liver bad got turned
ever cone gay and had got on strike, and
gave hin . lot Of powder and pills. He
took al The psdieise and seemed 70 get
vosss, aad Tried another doctor. The
doctor told hin that b vas coming
doVn With small.pox, aud he maze him
sleep up in the Ksrret. and hsd every
body vaceiaaied around there. Time wore
ON, and b. did not come down with the
smallpox, % b tried snothsr doctor.
This doctor told hin hist oes long vss
eoeirsly eoss, and The Other vas iase goisg,
aDd Ee sdsised hin % 70 10 COLORADO. He
~ gssiiag Fssdy 70 60 out vsse 10 die.
vAes bin 0asA voose brooght beck his
eIoshss I'D said - eoelda's do aay more
Vsebiag 0oe hin q aceoUss 81 he hosrid
suelI Of The wedieatsd Assael shirts. She
ssid sAs vsulA vssh saythisg bot thoss
shissa, and ske haa hss opisioe Of any man
ihss Vssid vses 1aassl thss hst been
soabal h asaledisa. A ~ light dsvnsd
- hin, asd - haA The shirts barred il Q
ssov deiia usail spsiag, vhss - had q
grave dog dep cod pss then in, 90 sev
hey dep beseash ~ dsisiss. sad he 0ss
- - hselsby - ssy oaa in The vosld.
Bot - = eoiag s-sae thres doesors ios
oaipsaesics, ed give ~ uosdseatsa vssh
Vo6aa Q eAFono. He haA . sasrov -
eapo fre0 Q tsni6ls deaih, asd - doo's
kcoV Boz - will hsve Q sassoW peops 10
sslliag aboos L.