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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-09-22

such ornaments on the skirts III their
tunics, but II Is enough to make soldiers
respondent md civilians smile to observe
how button after button is cut off the
uniforms Of both cavalry and infantry.
Two are MI TINT nre now allowed ri the
back Of the infantry tunic. The very
faclngs are pared down to the interest
selvagc. Those decorations which gave
prettincss and variety to tho uniform,
md were once regarded rs the distinctive
badges Of regiments, nre now nothing
more tl,an tiny patches upon the cnf}
and collar.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-09-22
British Army Buttons.

Year by year the British army. once
the most beautifully.clad and brilliant
ly-eauipped in the world, loses some-
thing in pictnresqueness. Feathers and
epaulettes are gone, and, except with
the hussars, lace Of gold or silver has MI
but disappeared. Such is the rage for
economy and utility that eyesy button.
save such IN may be absolutely necessary
to keep his clothes upon his back, has
vanished from the soldiers tunie. The
marines are still permitted hall q dozen
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-09-22

A NEW file should always be used
with light pressure until the very thin
sharp edges are worn of, after which q
heavier pressure may be- used with much
less danger Of the teeth, crumbling Mt
tho top or breaking of, ut the base.
Every filcl should keep rartially-worn
file to be used first on chilltSi surfaces or
gritty skin Of castings, or on weld
where borax or similar flnxes A'ave been
employed, or OH the glazed surface Of
saws alter cumming.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-09-22

IL Germany the man who gets but
three hours sleep per night is supposed
to be n statesman overworned. They
never reject that his wife might have
kept him on the front door step until 3
o'clock ia the morning.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-09-22


lnE proprietor Of the Augusta | "a.
cotton mills insists TINT he can MA ke
oh at | cent yard less than the Nesy
England mills.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-09-22

Tnf State al Nevada has for the past
sixteen years been collecting a cabinet
Of minerals, anI now has magnificent
collection. over 900 specimens in oil.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-09-22
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE,

Dr. +. addresses all those who have injured them
eelve. by impryeet lndMgeces and solitary habits,
which ruin both mint! and body, unA ting them for
business study. society ~ marriage These are s"ms
early habits az YOUTH viz Weakness In the back aud
limits, pam In the head, ssnness o. sight. loss Of
muscu ar power, paptason .: lin heart dyspepsia,
nervous irritabiits, deraneemeiN ~ the digestive
functions, debility, consumption, &c.
sTP. s--All correspondence will receive prompt
attention. Address
T.. N. ElSlHBIATsr, M. D.,
surgical and Medical Institute,
20m6 BnFlim ton. UOvvas
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-09-22

G7Q week. els day Al horne eaey made Costly
Vs6 sOotht isss. Adaasss lAuk Co. Augusta, Ne.
l6Sl
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-09-22

Graduate Of Of the most eminent colleges Of thA
u g., has effected Of the most astonishing cures
th.t Mere ever known; many troubled with ringing
In the head and ears when asleep, great nervousness
being alarmed at certain sounds, with frequent
bieshing, attended sometimes with arrangement OF
t,,a ~, MI wefA cured NJ Onc0
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-09-22

Or. FlsHeLATr.

Persons ruined In health by uncarned pretenders,
who keep them tri1ing mouth after month taking
poisonous and Injurious compounds, should apply
inned, ateiy.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-09-22
DR.. FISHBLATT

Hss discovered the greatest cure in the world fos
weakness. Of the back and lirnb. involuntary dis
charges impotency, general debility nervous languoT,
confusion Of ideas. palpitation Of the hearA tsn-
bling, dimncss Of sight or giddines. seasss Of ne
throat, noee or skin, Affection Of the hver, lunoA
stomach and bowels terrible disorders arising from
solitary practices more fatal to their vlcsims than
the songs Of the sirens to the marines Of Ulysses,
blighting their most radiant hopes or antiopatoas
rendering marriage impossible.
YOUNG MEN
Who have become victims Of solitary vce that dread
ful aud deatructful habit which annually swespo 70
an untimely grave Thousands Of young men Of e.
allied talent and brilliant intellect who might other
wise have entranced listening 6enates with the thun-
ders Of their eloquencc walked 70 ecsasy Tho Living
Tyre, may call with full confidence.
MARRIAGE.
Married persons, or young men contemplating MAJ.
iagc, Of physical weakness Qoss Of provocative
powers, impo,cnc,) nervous debilitce or any other
disqualification, speedily relieved. He who places
himself under the caro- Of Dr. FsLblatt may religious
II connde In his honor - gentleman, and Conh-
IDENTIFY rely upon has skin a. physician.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-09-22


anything to do with Congress. We will
tell you what 10 do; you 60 right back
tn Washington and issue bonds payable
ut the option Of the Government, bear
ing 81 per cent. interest and refund the
bonds when they become due" He ne
turned to Washington. and did a. they
said. and now you hear the startling No
ports of how he reduced the public debt.
He did not call around him the back.
bone Of the nation, the farmers, to see
what they wanted; but the bankers and
brokers Of New York city. who know
more about the farmers wants than the
farmers themselves
The people Of this country are taxed
10 death. They are taxed upon every
bond issued by the Government to pay
the interest and support q few in ease
and wealth, who give nothing to sustain
the Government. They are taxed 10
pay for every mile Of railroad and tele-
graph line in this country. They are
taxed enough in one year to pay for
every pole. wire and instrument IN the
country. These are all taxation without
representation. Look at our mail service.
This is taxation with representation. We
have the best postal system in the
world, self-snstaining and thoroughly
equipped. Ii We were represented in
the railroad and telegraph lines of this
country, We could ride anywhere in this
broad land for, ut the highest, 2 cent, q
mile, ard send message for cents
anywhere in the United States.
The bankers borrow money from
the Government at per cent interest
and let il ont To the farmers for 8 and
l0per cent. They contract the currency
81 that property depreciates in value
and the farmers can barely pay the in.
tsast, without saying an, III ng about
the principal. There j. loaning Of.
flee. ut Dies H,ines. Iowa, my home,
where the Eastern bankers have loans
drawing 4 and 10 per cent. interest
upon over $4,000 acres III the best
farming land in that vicinity All they
are waiting for j. . drought o. pestilsnos
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-09-22

Dr. rshblatt has devoted 20 yesrs 10 the aexdy and
treatment Of Chronic Diseases and his vast expert
IN the Hospitals IN New York, where he has sue
cessfully treated lO,O6O Of Chrome Cat1rrh,
Scr fulous diseases, and diseases Of the 0enito E
nary Organs, has given him . reputation which y
worldwide
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
Found Their Match.

Jesse LEE, one of the first Meth
u odist preachers in New England,
was man who combined unresisting
energy and tenderness of sensibility with
an extraordinary propensity to wit.
" Memorials of Methodism,' gives the
following specimen of Lees bonhoDlDaie:
AS he was riding on horseback one
day, between Boston and Lynn, he was
overtaken by two young lawyers, who
knew that he was Methodist preacher,
and were disposed to amuse themselves
somewhat at his expense. Saluting
him, they entered into a conversation
something like the following;
81 believe you are a preacher, sir 2"
said the first lawyer.
"Yes, generally pass for one," re-
piled Lee.
You preach very often, suppose" +"
continued the first lawyer.
"Generally every day, frequently twice
or more, +" answered the preacher.
"How do you find time to study when
you preach so often yn inquired the
second lawyer.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA. JUNE q. 1881

I" l study when riding, and read when
resting" was the answer.
"But do you not write your SER
mons 7" asked the irst one.
"No, not very often, . replied Lee.
" DO you not make mistakes In preach
ing extemporaneously 2" said the second
lawyer.
I" 1 do sometimes" he replied.
How do you do then Y' asked the
second lawyer. "Do you correct
them ?n
I" That depends" said Lee, "upon
the character of the mistake. L was
preaching the other day, and / quoted
the text, All liars shall have their part
in the lake that burneth with brim-
stone,' and by mistake said, 'All law
yers shall have their part"
what did you do with that ?" said
the lawyer, interrupting him. ibid
you correct 1t 7"
oh, no, indeed" answered Lee. "It
was so nearly true 1 didn't think it
worth while to correct II"
Humph !" said one of them, with a
hasty and impatient glance at the other
1 don't know whether you are the
more knave or fool''
" Neither" quietly replied Lee, turn
ing at the same time his mischievous
eyes from one to the other, 4" 1 believe
am just between the twol"
Finding they were measuring wit with
one of its masters, and excessively NOR
titled at their discontinue, the knights
of the blue.bag rode ahead, leaving the
victor to solitude and his own reflec-
tions.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
A Woman's Mistake.

CLIMMER was going to Reading the
- other day, and when he reached the
depot he happened to look into the
ladies' room. A woman sat there with
lot of baggage and three children, and
when she saw Simmer she Immediately
rushed at him and before he could
defend himself she flung her arms about
his neck, nestled her head upon his
breast, and burst into tears. Simmer
was amazed, indignant, dumbfounded,
but ere he could find utterance for his
feelings she exclaimed:
ooh, Henry dear Henry, we are
united at last. Are you we'll 7 Is Aunt
Martha still alive? Haven't you longed
to see your own Louisa ?" And she
looked into SINNERS face and clung to
him and smiled thro' her tears.
eff am the person alluded to as
Henry permit me to say that you
have made mistake. My name is
Lemuel; / have no Aunt Martha, and
don't know solitary Louisa. Oblige
me by letting go my coat; it excites
remark"
Then she buried her bonnet deeper
into his waistcoat, and began to cry
harder than ever, and said, "Oh, Henry
how can you treat me SOP How can
you pretend that you are not my hus-
band 7"
" Madam, - screamed Simmer, "if you
don't cease sopping my shirt bosom and
remove your umbrella from my corns,
shall be compelled to call the police.
Let me go, say"
1.-THE children are here" she persist
ed; 18th ey recognize their father-don't
you children ?"
"Yes, yes" they exclaimed, it's our
dear pa" And then they grappled
Simmer by the trouser leg and hung to
his coat tail.
Woman" f" he shrieked, "this is get
ting serious. Unhand me, 1 say" And
he tried to disengage himself from her
embrace-while all the brakemen and
the baggage. master said his conduct was
infamous.
In the midst of the struggle stranger
entered with carpet-bag. He looked
exactly like Slimmer-and when he saw
his wife in SINNERS arms he became
excited and floored Simmer with the
carpet-bag and sat on him and smote
his nose and caromed on his head, and
asked him what he meant. Simmer
was removed home on a stretcher, and
the enemy went off with his wife in a
cab. His wife made the mistake because
of SINNERS likeness to him. And now
Simmer wishes he may soon be kicked
in the face by a mule, so that he will
resemble no other human being on
earth.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
Renew Your Lease.

There are times in every ones life
when energy fails and miserable feel
ing comes over them, often mistaken
for laziness. Danger turks in these
symptoms, as they arise from impure
blood or diseased organs. Medical ad-
vice is expensive and often unsatisfacto-
nv. Parker's Ginger Tonic will renew
your lease of health and comfort because
it restores perfect activity to the Stom-
ach, Liver and Kidneys, and purifies
the blood, as men and women restored
to robust health testify in almost every
neighborhood. See adv.-AdUocdte. 22 At
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
RAIL r O A D S .
PHILADELPHIA AND READING R. R.
ARRANGEMENT OF PAssENGERTRAiNs
May 29th, 1891.
Trains Leave Harrisburg ms Follows !:

Trains Leave Harrisburg as Follows; ;
For New York Via Allentown, at sos a. m
For New " York via philadelphia and Bound
Brook Route $50 sU5 .. N. and 40 p IN, az
For Philadelphia, ut 6.3J, sos, aooa' m'' Lao
For Eeesdiing, at b2o, 6sO sos, a5Oa M, LAS,
For Pottsviiie. at $50, sos $50 a. m. and 400
u. m, and via Schuylkill and Susquehanna
Branch al 40 d. M For Auburn, Mt 8 10 a. m.
For Allentown, at $50, sos, 800 a. m, LAO ana
The sos a. M and Las p. m; trains have
through ears for New York, via Allentown.
SUNDAYS:
For Allentown and Way stations, at 8 20 a, m.
For Reading, Philadelphia, and Way stations,
atl.45 y. M
Trains Leave for Harrisburg as Follows:
Leave NewYork via Allentown, s 45 a. m. 100
Leave we Eew York via Bound Brook Route and
Philadelphia at 745 a. H., 100 90, and 30 p m:
arriyiI. Harrisburg, l 80, S2u ~ p. m, ana
Leave philadelphia at 9.45 a. M, 4.OO ESQ
Leave louisville. co. 9,lUa M and 440p m.
Leave neading, at 4.0O, 30, ll.5O a. m' l5''0lo'
Leave POttsville VIA Schuylkill and Susquehanna
Branch, Sis a. M, and ~ y. III. ~ a.
Leave Allentown, at 6.OO e.oU II. m'' l2lo' 4'5o'
and 9.O0 p. m.
SUNDAYS:
Leave New York. at 5 80 p. IN.
Leave Philadelphia. at 7.45 p. m.
Leave Reading, at 81 a. m. andl0 IS p. m.
Leave Allentown. at 9.05 p. IN.
BALDWIN BRANCH.
Leave HARRISBURG for Paxton, Lochel and
Steelton daily, except Sunday at 30. 4O, s32
a. M, and 200 D. m daily, except Saturday and
Sunday at 5.35 p. M, and on saturday only, 4.45,
6.10, 930 p. IN.
Returning, leave STEELTON daily, except
Sunday at g. 10, 40, 1000 a. H., 2.20p. M. daily,
except Saturday and Sunday, $40 y. M, and on
Saturday only $40, $50, 95Up. IN.
j. e. WOOTTEN Gen. Manager.
C. G. HANCOCK, General Passenger and Ticket
Agent.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21

V%-For the delicate and complicated
difficulties peculiar to the female con-
stitutlon, Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegta-
ble Compound is the sovereign remedy.
1t aims at the cause, and produces last
ing results. Send to Mrs. Lydia Il.
Pinkham, 233 Western Avenue, Lynn,
Mass, for pamphlets. 252t.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
THE MANSION HOUSE,
New Bloomfield, Penn'a.,

GEO. f. ENsMINGER, Proprietor.
HAVING leased this property and furnished 1t
IN a comfortable manner, ask share of the
public patronage, and assure my friends who stop
with me that every exertion will be made to
render their stay pleasant.
AS- A careful hoster always in attendance.
April 8, 1873. tt
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1881-12-07
Questions Answered.

TO subscriber from Brunswick,
Ca, who asks about young cocoanut
trees. He can get them from Mas
sau,. by way OF Jacksonville. Write
Messrs. Wambolt & Co.of that place.
Cocoanuts will no: do as far north as
Santaiee, Fla and it would be throw.
ing away money to plant them.
H. A. NJ, Ocala, Fla. Plant Para
and Guinea grass, COW peas and cat
tail millet for your horses and COWS;
sweet potatoes, arrow root, chutas
and pea>nn,s will tatten your hogs.
J. w. A. Sorrento, Fla. We do
not know where you can procure re-
fined cotton seed oil. We have not
heard of It's beng used as yet, in
Florida for cooking purposes.
Subscriber, Archer, F'a. Apply
10 A. j. Beach g Son of Paatka,
about the moving machine.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1881-12-07
Agricultural societies.

Florida Fruit Growers ASSOCIATE ono
Codrington, pres; D. S. Place, VIC e-pres
Z. H. Elliot Sec; w. II Ashmead as q,
sec. G.. A. Choate, cor Sec; q. W. DAVIS,
treas. Executive Committee, n. Z. Petltt.
ID. Sawyer, +. T.. Dancy and a. l. Bldwell'
Norwalk. Fruit and Vine Club.-Col.
Rsbt. Bard pres; DR.. Geo. Rogers, sec.
:. New Smyrna Agricultural and Fruit
4 Growers SOciety.-Alr. NJ. Is: ROlte pres,
6 w. S. Hart, vice-pres Mrs. NJ. b. Rolfe'
as.sec' and treas.
Orange Ridge Agr1cultural and 1mm1
grafton Societv.-Dr, B. B. Bennett, pres.
John Cannnn Sec: j. Y. Parce, cor. sec
DeLand. YoIusia Co. Weekly pleennes
Orange Park Fruit and Vegetable Grow
ers' AssOciation.-Orlando Knapp, Pres.
re. E. Sabin, Vice-Pres.; o. Z, CamDbell
= Cor. Sec; Rev, o. Taylor, Sec. and Treas,
srGorrespondence in vited.
=. Lake George Fruit Growers Assocla-
f8tion.-Judge A. B. Bartlett, pres, George,
.stown; w. w. Hawkins, q. Kirby, Mrs. y,
A. Manville, vice-pres'ts. A. ID. ManVllle,
Sec, Lake George; r. o. Hammond, cor
sec. Fort Gates; George III. Thorn, treas,
Georgetown. Monthly meetings every
econd Saturday OF each month
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1881-12-07
WinnenliSSett.

Among our late arrivals we are glad
| tn report the families of Messrs. Jacobs
and Leadbetter, also Mr.. and Mrs.
Smith. from New England. who have
come to make a permanent home with
us.
DR.. Jackson is receiving letters by
every mail from parties who intend to
come and settle among us. The tide OF
emigration is turning from the West to
the South. More families come from
the great North. west than from any 9th
er part of the Union.
DR.. Shaw's sailboat, Emma, makes
daily excursions, and is little beauty.
Every person who has not already
planted their garden should be about 1t.
As evidence that garden, we mean
genuine kitchen garden, such as is dear
to every Northern family, is as possible
in SANDY Florida as in the clayey
North. we invite apecial attention to
the gardens of MIR. Robert Smith, I'D.
Van de Griff, Mrs. Baker, uncle Billy
Rawlins, and a score Of others in our
settlement. and then you will learn that
the only ''if' is in finding proper locae
ton. And we are not afraid to tell you
the cost of making it.
We have not seen in our residence
of nearly two years on tire banks OF this
beautiful Lake more than one solitary
case of malarial fever, and that was con-
tracred on the river, and the patient re-
covered soon after coming home.
We cordially congratulate DR.. >. Il.
Garrison on the termination of his long
enforced state of single blessedness, 5y
the arrival of his 'better half'' and
mother-in-law, who we trust will find
their hone here as pleasant and delight
ful as we wish for them.
We hope to have our school house up
and ready for occupancy Ill the course OF
fortnight, and in this connection If any
of our friends desire to know authorita-
lively concerning plans and progress,
they will do we'll and confer favor
upon the school board by communicat--
ing with any one of its officers, who
wilIgladIy give all desirable
They are Or. Oh. B. Jackson chairman,
Mr.. c. T. Pollard secy., and DIR. =. u.
Shaw, treasurer
The village sometime ago started a
Town Council with the following mem.
bershp. DIR. Jackson Prest. Mr.. VIM.
Rawlins Vice do. Mr G. Pollard Secy.
DIR. J. Garrison, Treasurer and DR.. Shaw
high private.
Any of whom will gladly give any
desired information concerning WINES
missett, its Lake and the extensive
territory surrounding if addressed via
DeLand. Madam Rumor
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1881-12-07
LOCAL INTELLIGENCE.
Mamersa5jH8 est zero vartess.

w SNNCe
- s.
Mr.. Johuson's new house is being err
ected.
A foot-deep of sawdust is being laid
on Indiana Avenue.
Mrs. Anthony is agent for the popular
"White Sewing Machine"
A sanitarium would be filed by inva-
lids, if erected here.
Mr.. John Doherty brought to cur Of
flee fine sugar cane in tassel.
DR.. and Mira and Miss Lancaster
came back list Saturday.
Mrs. FL. Is. Austin and 1EN. Kirl.
have returned home from Kentucky.
Mr.. J. II. Clake, the contractor, is
ma~ing pretty cottag for Mrs. Wolff
See revised descriptive circular Of De.
Land, Fla, in another column.
Sabbath school next Sunday afternoon
at 2 O'Clock, j. Y. Parce, Srperintend
ant.
Prayermeeting Wednesday evening a
the school house.
Capt. IL. 3. WIlilams offers MS CROP
of these splendid Indian River oranges
for sale.
Several more land sales than those
published by US have been made thi:
week.
We are pleased to see DR.. J. E. Glen
ems able to move about again and attend
to business.
Mr.. j. F. Hull has sold his homestead
of 100 acres to VIM. z. Aydelotte, Esq,
of New Albany, Ind.
Mr.. w. w. Hulst has been appointed
Justice of the Peace, in place Of Judge
Lowry, resigned.
Mrs, Anthony is daily expecting q
stock of new Millinery, Notions, AM
Christmas goods.
S. B. Hopkins has sold to II. A. DE-.
Land. through the real estate agency d
J. Y. p rue, 20 acres on New Y TX Ay,
en0e, Deuand, for SO, 800.
Mr.. Ell. 3. Parker. of Farmer Ci y
I'll has purchased five ncres Of lind IN
Wv York Avenue, IRON Mr.. DaLand.
He iutonds go,ag into the floral and
nursery business.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1881-12-07
Palatka & Indian River IL II.

A party of capitalists from Chlca
90 have taken the above rail road
and will commence work next month,
and hope to have it finished within
the year. The road will be broad
gage one, so that car loads Cal! be
carried right through to Chicago and
other cities. it will run through
some OF the finest parts OF the state
and be boon to the settlers. The
Hon. Charles Delano deserves praise
for his success in getting lie road on
solid basis. AS the road viii pass
through this iownit will be boon
to MS.