The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-08-11
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F There was ho Roman Catholic the Reyis
ion Committee. Cartiaal Newman declined.
Is- Mr.. Ko.eoe Conkling's life is a failure, youn,
man, beeause he forgot that this country mad
for men. and not for one man.-tIereiaRd Herald.
. ~ This !. certainly bad year for the man VIII,
advertised rewards for cotnets--a. Lo,sis RspH5
J hedn-
II The once notorious Belle Boyed is now lvin,
\ quiet domestic life Mrs- Hammond. She hai
been greatly annoyed by persons pretending to per
senate her turning mp from time to time.
II Mr. Conkling says he will not be a candidate
, for the Presidency. There rumors that Genera
Grant has reached similar conelusion.-S. Y. 7Ii
/ bsiae.
E- 1t probable that the President is one OF
the few Americans who were never shot in the liver
q Gu.teaus bullet ruined this country as peace
fnl refuge for Nihist Internal machinists and other
missealicd patriots whose trade is murder.
u The King Of Siams full name 10 Krom Phra
RAteha Wang Borwang Satan Mong keng. He il
lord Of many white elephants.
" The Boston Journal says the President Is
ssse5fai % and hungry Ibis Is the fr.s time we ever
more for President Garfeld.-Bosfon iSsf.
y There is n saloon is Reading. Pa, in which
thirteen men have been killed, and the goodwill Of
the place il valued ut 1900
II II might be good thing for our Government
TO arrest U O'Donoyan Rossa anyhow. He brags that
be arranged the attempt TO blow up the Mansion
House at Londou-PAiia, Bulletin.
/ u r.
start Democratic paper In Ohio, if he wishes to
have one which will give him support.
Y George Payne Quackenboss. LID, the edu-
sstionai authpr aud instructor. died on Saturday
last, at New London, n. H., in his hfty-hfth year
rE The Ohio Prohibitionists in convention assem-
bled declare among other things that the at
tempt ON the President startling illustration of
quor.
~ Wait q little. II may turn out that Miller
and Laphan not quite insignificant some of
their detraeors represent them 10 he. Neither has
Vet Jailed In any serious undertaking of his life
Troy Times.
" The Epscopalan commission which al, on
Rev. DR. Cowley, the bad ''Good Shepherd" inti-
mates that he starved little children with .go.d in
tentions' Probably to make angels of em.
e The neurology for the month includes that of
about hfty small boys in various parts of the land
who have been slaughtered by the toy pistol Yet
| they will make and use the things.
~ Vanity Fair says that attempts are still max
| ing IN England TO introduce persecution for opinion
which have a tendency to drive men to madness
and mad men to commit murder.
~ There will he lot of picturesque material for
anew party on the outside Of politics presently.
| There are Butler. Forney. Sckles. Muet and Conk-
ling already out, and David Davis threatens to
join them.-N. y. Tribune.
| ~ As to Hammond since his dismissal as Sur
geon-General, nearly twenty years ago. he seems to
live on vndictiyeness His capacity for jealous ha
tired Is almost n revelation Of human depravity-
Philadelphia Telegraph.
what battling thing internal wound is says that
If the President pulls through all the abseesses pns
cavities and such things in store for him. it will
| hardly be before ChFistmas
~ The sentinentalis,s are irving to secure n
pardon for doctor" Buchanan, the Philadelphia bo
gus diploma dealer 1t will he strange il they do not
| soon begin to sniyel for Guteau.
| ~ Where is Grant Democratic Erekaage
iou fellows kick up another rebellion and you will
| soon find out where he is.-SorristoeH Herald
| 70 The New York Stalwarts will not call on Rob
ertson to collect their ideas.
| ~ Sitting Bull L. still without ponies and fire.
arms, and is truly good man.
II new kind Of bug has been discovered in
Connecticut, with q mouth resembling that of the
Kew Dr. Taimage legs like those Of Carl Schurz and
it chews tocaeco like n Texan.-Ckicago Iater Ocean,
~ The who made the Internal machines
which were shipped to England has been discovered
out in PEORIA ILL.,. and he not only confesses that he
made them. but he declares that he will make
This Is n man for the Government to keep eye
| EF Prof. Bell should now invent n new political
induction balance to tell how much Democracy there
Dispateh.
| tY- Sam. Ward claims that it was his bottle Of
old that restored the President lie says it was
the only bottle left in the world, is as old rs the
Gulf stream, and the stars even have changed their
| course since it was etherealized from sugar cane
and pne-apples mellOwed by recipe which no longer
| exists.
" Beaconfeld's much quoted and criticised EN-
dymion' is now drng in the market. The publish
have been giving il away by wholesale to grocers
for packing parcels of tea in. How the mighty
fallen!
rT Among the dispatches of eongratulation re-
eeired by Senator Laphain was the following from
relatives:
Cnrclco. July 2e-Tbree cheers and copgratula-
tions Of the family. J. =. BERNARD.
"'Me too JANE LAPnAM BERNARD"
u writer in the Dublin Rerier saws: ~ re-
member seeing few days after the battle of WORTH
party Of German infantry paraded for guard duty
rel he atfae