The Osceola times., 1881-02-12
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the old farmer, showing his city nephew
a pencil drawing of Il fat hog he had
killed.
CrxcIxSAri has a Sunday-school class
Of thirty three Cinnamon, all of whom
are apparently sincere converts to Chris
tianity.
OF misery man somebody wrote:
Ellis head gave way, but his hand never
did His brain soitened, but his heart
couldn't"
"WouID you like to look through the
big telescope?n asked one girl of another
"No, I'd great deal rather look through
n key-hole.'
KRuPP. the cannon maker, has gone to
work making railroad iron. Probably
his guns were not fatal enough to suit his
taste for slaughter.
TIE sudden cold snap is attributed to
the prosperity of the West, some western
spectators having been known to have
"raised the wind"
EVERY Duke of Richmond since the
time of Charles H., who conferred that
title on his bastard son, has been a
Knight of the Garter.
TIE Cars yacht makes fifteen knots
an hour, and it isn't circumstance to a
needleful Of thread that Il man is trying
TO fasten a button with.
JoEs thinks man is fortunate who has
his will contested after death only. He
SAYS his will has been contested ever
since he welded Mrs. j.
"THE Iron Hand Company is the
name of dramatic organization now on
the road. 1t will probably be followed
by the Tin Ear Combination"
EucALyPTrs leaves sprinkled in a bed
will make fleds flee. 1t is merely II
question whether one would prefer ileas
or eucalyptus leaves in his bed.
Nor everybody will be able to see the
Nautch girls, but everybody can get Il
pretty good idea of their dance by put
tisg two hornets down the housemaid's
back.
WE received a work entitled "The I'm
portance of style in Penmanship' We
shall in future wear kid gloves a white
cravat and silk hat while engaged in
writing.
A YOUNG lady who lately gave MILL.
ner an order for a bonnet, said: You
must make it plain, but still attractive
and smart, as | sit in a conspicuous place
in church"
Ak English girl writes that no man
will stare long at u woman who does not
stare back. That sounds very well, but
if she does not stare back how is she 10
know whether he has stopped staring or
not.
THE names given to the littly baby of
the Princess Thyra of Denmark and the
Duke of Cumberland are enough TO
smother him-George William Christian
Albert Edward Alexander Frederick
Waldemar Ernest Adolf
"GrM'LEN," said the old man, "rcmem-
Der dat ii am not safe to form an opinyun
on stranger by the size of his mouf or
de number of his hat. No person can
tell de number of mules in barn by
looking at the stable door,
THE dress which Clara Morris selected
as the bridal dress of Jane Eyre, in her
impersonation of that character, was SO
chaste and simple, in its plain white
satin. cut high and close, that the wife OF
one of our Governors begged permission
TO copy it for the wedding gown Of her
young daughter.
TIE Mayor of Nillencure, France, has
solved the problem of how To alb te musi-
cll nuisances. He has issued a procla-
nation to The townspeople that in future
it is forbidden for any one, alone or in
company Of other persons, TO play on any
instrument OF music between the hours
of G p. m andi7 Il. m. Music is graciousy
allowed in the daytime, but only on con-
dition that there are $50 meters at least
between the player or players and in
habited houses and after the sanction Of
the Mayor has been obtained To the
dismay Of church.goers the orglnist of
the church has also beeninterdictcdi from
performing on the organ during evening
vespers or while high mass is being ce'e-
brdted, and he likewise has been forbid
den to play his own piano in his own
house. 1t seems just a possibility that
the Mayor may be abated as nuisance.