Daily Republican., 1881-06-30

make decrnr man Of the fellow they
have SpiCed on to: and ten chances to
one if they don't get the worst Oft.
now BDB REMEMBERED.
"ObieCt tea hiug''is not always suc-
ccs5fu ,as the following incident related
by the Eouth's Companion will show :
A gentleman called his servant one
day and said he wished him to learn
tn names of the books of the bible,
"Now," said he, | will tell you the first
and during the day will ask you what
il s,tO see if you remember; il is Gene
siS.
Later in the day Bob was CALLED IN,
+, - :ii.s-.' ~ '.,a"t .I,.. ~,
"ut he could not remember What it was.
Now SAID his master, 81 haze a
! way to impress it upon your miRd 50
You cannot forget it, Now, Bob we
have an Old horse in the stable. What
is its name"
"Jenny."
"Correct. Aud we have a lit.le girl
in the kitchen. Ard what do we call
her.
"Sis."
every well. New put the Two toge-
ther and you have Jenny--Sis-Gene-
sis think you car remember it until
Tomorrow.
eyes, sab.
The next moreing Bob was summon
Ell to appear before his master.
Good morning Bob. Can you give
me the name Of the first book in the
Bible, this morning."
Yes, sab. "
"Well, what IS it?"
''De ole hosS, sab"
This calls to mind the story of th.
merchant who went to y sign painter
and told him he wanted q neat sim in
rhyme. When the S1gn-painter lOok !
7 he sign to the merchant, the inscriD- |
ton read:
"SugAr and tea sold!"
Ihe merchaot was angry, and asked |
where the rhyme was
"Why," sad the painter,
'1'ugar and tea
SO Id "' l.
San elderly man said to IL little girl :
tged seven years
Bertha will you marSy me?"
Bertha locked down, ss though she
we're gravely ponderiug ever the proro.
al.
Come, Rartha!" said her mother,
will you nlarrv the gentleman?"
"Ies'm," said Berth, and then she
whispered to her mother; "Ma, I'd like !
newer hash,nd. .
A teacher who was in joking hu- {
lor, asked
"Why are tie fourteenth and fifteenth y
'tters in the alphabet cf more impor- =
ince than the others?" =
The boys thought over it for a while a
nd finally the little teliuw at the foot y
the class sail :.
"Because We can't get 81 60 NJ with u ~
1t them" u
Two editors !were seated side by ail4 Il
the circus. - trapG2 wuman wils OF
ming do~u the rope wifding around 81
+ ilmbs and 'Vody so iGlt she could 20
Arcely move. "Iiow gradually she &C.,
mes Gowu," 1id one editor. yes" me
id til. Other, 'Gnst like NY subsnrih- I'll
s." They went out, and, drank some lin
| lemonade.
village schoal master, who was in ~
spair with a stupid boy, pointed tc .l
} letter "A," Rnd asked him if he W, W,
ew it. i .h
yes, sir" w w
Well, what is ifi7" e Dl
y knows him very well, sir; but I IN air'
IT just this miHate rems mber his a. az
ne!' ,ri ,n'
! say, Frank, can you tell young tor
tender chicken A0m an,Gld tough anf
o'
OF course | can!" vet
How"
by the teeth.
Way that's the way you tell horses; "u n
chickens have no teeth" ~
No, but L have" trla
larlie was sitting on the wharf, rod nnm, m,
and, waiting for the fish to bite, that
Johnnie" said he, "why is q fish M,
( like the letter f 2" 200,
Don't know" said Johnnie. S,,;i S
Why, because it will make an eel Nd
Pasl
subscriber says If we can recon- com
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