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Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

A WITNESS told by the judge he must not speak so quickly, as it was impossi- ble for him to follow him, replied, "I can't help it, my lord; I've got an inn pediment in my speech I've had 1t since was born!"
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

"TH1s butter, MT. Spicer," said the dealer, "carried off the prize at the far mers' fair," and Seth remarked: "Un- less the prize was ships anchor and chain cable, I should think the butter could have carried it off easily"
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

A HOUSE painter recently wanted to join the fire department, but as it took him over fifteen minutes to climb lad der-and then he had to go down for something he had forgot-they didn't employ him,
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

SILVER CREEK, N. Y, Feb. 6, 1880. GENTs-I have been very low, and hay, tried everything, to no advantage. I heard your Hop Bltters recommended by so many 1 concluded to give them a trial. did, and now am around, and constantly improving and am nearly as strong as ever.
 w IT WELLER
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

PARTIES going to New York cannot fail of finding at the Grand Central Hotel trst-class home. Situated in the centre of business it commands easy access to all parts of the city. Keefer & Co.,, the propretors, leave nothing undone to please their guests, and those once making their house home will always do so.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

AN old miser, having listened to a powerful discourse on charity, said :: "That sermon so strongly proves the necessity of almsgiving that-I've al- most mind to beg."
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

DR. PIERcE's "Favorite Prescription" is a most powerful restorative tonic, also combin- ing the most valuable nervine properties, es- peeially adapted to the wants of debilitated ladies suffering from weak back. inward fever, co. gestlon, inflammation, or Liberation, or from nervousness or neuralgia pains. By druggists.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

THE New York Clipper lately cited the case of Captain Jacob Schmidt, of Tompkinsville, Staten Island, N. r., who had been great sufferer with rheumatism for many years. He used St. Jacobs Oil with splendid success.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

SAID Gallagher: 'I used to disbe- lieve that story of Jonah and the whale, but begin to have faith in it, now that I recollect that whale isn't fish and therefore it isn't fish story"
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

THE queen business pays. The pri- vate fortune of Queen Victoria amounts to $8O, ,O0O, 900, and her annual income is $3, ,25O, 900. And yet she commenced life a p0Or 0irI
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

THE Providence Press says train rob- bing seems to be one of the safest, as we'll as one of the most profitable, lines of business in the Southwest.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

A CASE of bulging brow: "What 0 fine, protuberant forehead your baby has, Mrs. Jones Did he get it from his father? ?" ''No," replied Mrs. Jones, che got it from fall down stairs"
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

DARWIN may be mistaken when he says, "Man sprang from an ape" but we once saw man spring from dog.- Whitehall Times.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

DYSPEPSIA, liver complaint and kindred affec tions. For treatise giving successful self-treat- ment address WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION. Buffalo. N. Y.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

THE editor of the Ansonia Sentinel found covered basket on his stoop the other night. But it contained nothing but peaches. A mighty narrow escape.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

THE Duke ''of Argyll has taken his bride on 8 yacht trip. She is his sec ond mate, the gossips say.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12
MRW Xnrik AlmMaAlnAn

"The Professor" is still craving crowded houses at ;he Madison Square Theatre. There is at present no place of amusement in the city so popular. Be sure to go aud have 8 good laugh when you visit New York.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12
Carpetsi Great Salei

1000 pieces of English Brussels Oar pets at 75c. per yard. Just out of bond. Former price $1 25. SHEPPARD KNAPP, 189 and 19l Sixth ave-, cor. 13ths st., N. Y.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

FROM the Atlanta (Ga) Sunday Phonograph The editor of the Pikes County Ne,Os has been cured of rheu- matism by St. Jacobs Oil.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

ALL who suffer from malaria of any kind will find 8 sure cure iu "Selers' Liver Pills" !" Twenty-Five cents box.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

MAN born of woman is of few days, and full of schemes to get his name in print. nt.--MOrriltO1e.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

soRoFuLA of thirty years standing has beel cured by "Dr. Iindseys Blood searcher. Sold by all druggists.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

Important to Travellers. Special inducements are offered you by the Burlington Route. It will pay you to read their advertisement to be found elsewhere. in his issue.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

w NUMsOAC, or Turkish rIs.; G0rn Cure; mail l5c O. A. OSMUN, IS 7th ave-. N. Y.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

. No MoRE.-Gov. Hoyt of Pennsyl-
 vania refuses to charter any more of what he calls death-rattle insurance companies "-those based on mutual
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

THE friend of delicate ladies is Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

FOR SpEoIAI, RATES for advertising in this paper apply to the publisher of the paper. U42
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12

Too MANY OF THEM.-Thirteen trav- cling dramatic companies have already
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12
THE NORWAY Musical Album. D. rnprsTTER and ANDERS0N

A collection of weirds strange. and yet strapggSly captiyatng Songs and Melodies from the lana or Obh BULL just the music that inspired his imaginaton Morse and English words A musical novelty tnat will delight lovers of what is wild, rich and romAnuo in legend and song. Price S2.5O.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12
GARr1n1p p,s FUNERAL MARCH Fine portrait 70 o's
ROBERT FRANTS ALBUM OF SONG.

Old and new Approved by the master himself, book in wh oh every nots is a gem, 6ermam ana English words A hundred exquisite songa SS. Dds ' $250 clo. |a" s&s HERA1 OF PRAISE. For choirs and conventions Sl- THE IDEAL Ee g. S.'EE EEMfS SON, Is the best Singing school 69on of s,SSn1 as wlde-awake, effective music combined in prao@n0a @ and thorough course. Ideal suceess m an Aoo@i ss ing class will result from using the DOCK.
 soNo BELLS For common schools Emerson. 6o ots.
 OLIVER DITSON < CO.,, Boston. q. IT. O,t.or 4S. Co.,, sls B'dvvay, New York.
Connecticut western news., 1881-10-12


 valued at $200,0CO She is the first steamer cleared from Wilmington for 8 foreign port since the war.
 The British steamer Hallamshire is aground in the Suez Canal, causing a suspension of the traffic.
 The Mallow County Cork) Land League branch has been broken up. At Dungarvan resolutions were adopted that all Land Leaguers should use every fair opportunity to secure the independ- ence of Ireland.
 Tt is believed that the British ship KImodan, Captain Wallace, from Glas- gow June 21, for San Francisco, has been burned at sea. The crew were saved.
 The Union General, Paris specu- lative company, will soon, it is said, control @ capital of $100,000,000.
 Later details of the Wadzergha, North Africa, massacre show that the Arabs heaped up 300 sleepers (ties) upon which they cast grease, tow and oil, and flung the victims into the burning mass alive.
 In Switzerland the Socialis Con- gress will open on Sunday. Delegates from..the United States will be present. The Russian Government is vigilantly guarding its frontiers against Nihilist emissaries and internal machines. Ves- sels from England, France and the United States arriving at Russian ports are strictly examined.
 Great Restitution and approaching wholesale starvation is reported from portions of Labrador and Anticosti, where the usual catch of fish failed dur ing the p st season. They will soon be shut ont from succor by ice, and only prompt relief can save many lives.
 Harvesting in Scotland and in the north of England is still going on. The wheat threshed in the south is discolored
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-10
MINNETONKA BREEZEs.

An excursion party of about 200 from
Anoka, made the tour of the lake yes
terday.
Capt. Jean Lambart has resigned the
command of the Saucy Kate, and viii be
succeeded by Capt. David Day.
VIM. H. Snyder, VIM. H. Snyder, Jr..
and Fred e Snyder. of Bellville, ILL.,, are
registered at the Excelsior house.
Assistant superintendent G. W. Case
and c. Fl. Hathaway, of the @. M. s. St. P.
railway, visited the lake Yesterday.
A. NJ. Atkinson, Mrs. H. E. Atkinson,
Howard Atkinson and Miss Belle Muir
ply, all from Wabash, ILL.,, are stopping
at Keith's cottage excelsior house.
James Heth, Jr, wife and daughter, D..
L. Howe, wife and daughter, Shakopee.
aud Fl. B. Cole, Chaska, are enjoying the
hospitality of the Excelsior house.
W. W. Kinnear, general agent of the
of the Northern packet line of Burling-
ton, Iowa, is stopping at the Excelsior
house. Mr.. Kinnear is accompanied by
| his wife and daughter.
Mr. Scannell, of New Orleans, and
Judge Huntington, of Burlington, will
| play game of euchre with DR.. G. S.
Walker and DR.. S. B. Parsons, both of St.
Louis, for the championship of the lake,
at the Excelsior house on Wednesday
afternoon.
At the Lake Park hotel: Geo. s. Man.
son, B. o. P. G. H.; Willie Staples and
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-10
Il Street Car Horse on she Rampage.

The horse on street car No. 81. of the
Fourth avenue line, asserted his indie
pendence and high spirit yesterday after
noon by taking shoot down the avenue
despite the frantic efforts of the frighten-
ed driver to hold him in check. Nearly in
front the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul
depot the Car jumped the track and
coilded with a Cedar avenue line car.
Several passengers were badly frightened
and somewhat shaken up. The horse broke
loose aud dashed down the street like a
cyclone, running into buggy, knocking
horse down and throwing two men to
the ground. No one was injured to any
extent. The cars were both badly
smashed.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-10
County Commissioners.

An adjourned meeting Of the board of
county commissioners was held at the
court house, yesterday. The members of
the board were all present save Austin.
Commissioner Ward was called to the
chair pro tempore.
A communication from the Minnetonka
supervisors, asking for an appropriation
of 500 for the improvement of the Min
neapolis and Watertown road, was re-
ferred to the committee on roads and
bridges.
The following resolution was offered by
Commissioner Brown:
Resolued, That the sheriff be authorized to
employ such help as he may deem necessary
to assist him in taking charge of the insane
persons confined in the county Jail, whom the
State will not receive.
It was unanimously passed.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-10
A BATCH OF OFFENDERS.

Judge Cooley Has a Lively Dress Parade
of Tictims- Quarrel of Netahbors.
Olof Thompson pleaded guilty to the
charge of drunkenness, and paid fine of
SIS rather than languish in durance for
seven days, with rock breaking as his sole
recreation.
Mabel Blake was arraigned before his
honor on the charge of being a vagrant
street-walker She was dismissed.
John H. Limerick, for a plain drunk,
was discharged, upon promise of enter
ing promptly upon a vigorous reform.
Cornelius Berry was brought before the
court for the larceny of pin. The lutte
piece Of jewelry is valued at $40, but he
bought it of little boy for fifteen cents.
This case was dismissed.
Charlcs2 Frans was arraigned on the
charge of using abusive language toward
a saloonkeeper named Frank A. Johnson.
He explained that he had been in the
saloon, as alleged, and that he drank
freely at the bar; that some difficulty
arose, and the saloonkeeper struck him
a severe blow upon his befuddled crani-
um with beer glass. He then called the
man a serious name. The case was con-
tinued until this morning at 8 o'clock.
Lena German was tried for the charge
OF committing an assault upon Mrs. Dels
Paramount 1t was a somewhat mixed
case. Miss German stood some shutters
against the line fence between Mrs. Jack
sons premises and the Paramount lot
Mrs. Paramount did not like it, and pro-
ceeded to knock the shutters down. Miss
German stood them up again, and Mrs
Paramount, an old French woman who
speaks very little English, began firing
wood at Miss German, who returned thu
shots Mrs. Paramount, accompanied by
her husband, armed themselves with
cudgels and marched to the battle il
Mrs. Jackson's lot In the affray which
ensued the aged couple got "worsted'
and retreated. The defendant was finet
s. and costs.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-10
Personal Mention.

E. Foote, of Red Wing was in the city
yesterday.
NJ Woodhall, Washington, registered
at the Nicollet house yesterday.
A. W. Norton and family, of North.
field, spent the day in Minneapolis.
H. s. Farrwill leave tomorrow even
ing to attend the Photographic conven-
ton at New York next week.
Tomorrow the First d.. E. church
folks will enjoy an open air sociable. on
the University campu grounds.
City Attorney Benton has gone to
Winnipeg on trip of one week, also
County Treasurer Slocum and Auditor
Mcdonald
Capt. Johnson, of Carver, passed
through the city. yesterday, on his way to
Aitkin. He has just finished the con-
structing of stern wheel steamer, which
is to ply between Aitkin and Grand
RAPIDS.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-10
MINNEAPOLIS NEWS
MINNEAPOLIS GLOBELETS.

A large party went out to Lake Min
netonka last evening.
The Frewill Baptist church will take
an excursion up the Dalles of the st.
Croix to-day.
Danz band will give the regular weekly
open air concert in the park, on Tenth
street, this evening.
An ice cream festival will be given by
the ladies of Minneapolis lodge of Good
Templars on Saturday evening.
Enhraim Stearns was robbed of his
watch and $50 in money by Pat Dorsey
on Sunday. Dorsey is under arrest.
Henry Ober, proprietor of Ober's hotel
in South Minneapolis, paid fine of SO
yesterday for keeping his saloon open on
Sunday
Yesterday Charles Holden accidentally
let his left hand come in contact with the
merciless teeth of circular saw, with
very serious results.
Henry Miller, German butcher, was
arrested at the instigation of Mrs. Eliza
beth Miller, of Chicago, on the charge
of bigamy. The case was continued I'M
til 8 o'clock this morning.
n. T. Mills, arrested for larceny of
watch from Mrs Matilda Wise, was dis
charged upon the motion of his attorney,
on the Ground that there was not ~evi-
dence sufficient to bind him over.
The demand for spaces in the exhibit
ton buildings for the great exposition,
is much larger than on any former year.
Those who expect to make exhibits can
not make application any too soon.
The notorious Gritfins were before the
municipal court again yesterday. Jas.
D. Griffin brought action against his wife
tie recover household goods which she
had disposed Of Tried and submitted.
The Frewill Baptist church society has
orderd the manufacturers in Boston, to
make and put in an elegant pipe church
organ, the same to fill the alcove in the
rear of the pulpit of the church. The
instrument will cost So, 900.
A fire broke out in John Martins lum-
Der yard, about II o'clock last evening,
and DESTROYED between 80, 900 and 1000
feet Of lumber TIE fire department was
on hand and used their utmost efforts to
subdue the flames. At midnight the
flames were still raging, with prospect
of still further destruction.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-10


Olive Hawa, Minneapolis; L. P. Hart
man and wife, Dubuque; r. r. Rand,
Minneapolis; j. Cheney and wife, New
York; Judson Lyon, ST. Joe, Mo-, Rev.
Geo. N. lde, Milwaukee; Wm. M. Barber,
Boston; and Fl. E. Fletcher and wife,
Minneapolis.
c. w. Stetson, Minneapolis; Mrs. A..
r. and Miss Hattie Hall, Faribault; W..
B. Hall, St. Paul; G. A. Stanchfeld,
Custer, Iowa; j. w. Latham, wife and
daughter, Lincoln, Neb.; G. E. Irwin,
Springfield, Ohio; Chas. R Pattison and
w D. Shanklin, Carrollton, Mo-; Col. E..
A. Bowen and wife, Mendoza, ILL.,; Chas
w. Tomlinson and l.. Stansbury, wife
and mother, Galesburg, H.; and F. F..
Reichard, Monmouth, ILL.,, have taken
possession of Cottage No. 2, Lake park.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-10
The H0finPp.

The following is the programme for
this afternoons matinee at the driving
park, under the auspices of the Gentle
mems Driving club. The races will be-
gin promptly at 2 p. M.
FREE FOR ALL.
Fearnaught, b. ST. entered by Fl. Adams.
Pedro, G. G., entered by G. Flanders.
Portion, s. entered by Mr. Piper.
10. Johnston, S. S. entered by Vim. Parker.
2:35 CLASS.
Mollie Basett, b. N. entered by W. Parker.
Black Hawk, b. 6. entered by 81. Adams.
Nc Jr., b. s. entered by Mr.. Piper.
Topsey, b. m. entered by j. c. Oswald.
2:45 CLASS
Dick Swigert, b. S. entered by Mr.. Spencer
Kate, b. IN. entered by Fl. Adams
Gen. Sigel, b. g. entered by j. c. Oswald.
800 CLASS.
Bonner, b. g. entered by Mr.. Spencer.
Molly Raven, b. m. entered by H. Adams.
Washita, b. e. entered by j. E. Parker.
Fanny, b. m entered by Geo. F. NJ.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-10
4 SAD CASUALTY.

Miss Florence Kennedy, of the East Side,
Dro,cned While Bathing I'm Lake Har-
Tiet Yesterday.
The first serious accident which has
occurred this season to mar the pleasure
of the many who are seeking enjoyment
and pleasant recreation upon the beau
tiful AID picturesque banks of Lake Har-
riet happened yesterday.
Miss Florence Kennedy, who resided
with her parents at the corner of Fifth
street and Second avenue southeast, ac-
cepted an invitation of number
of young lady friends and
went to the pretty lake on few days
visit. They were in camp on the north
shore. 1t is the custom of the young
ladies to enjoy the luXuries of bath in
the lake from off the sandy beach every
morning. At half-past ten or eleven
o'c ock yesterday forenoon they were
thus engaged, when DR.. A. F. Foster, OF
the West side, was riding past. The
doctor heard the cry for help which was
sent up from the frightened girls,
ard he quickly ran to
the lake shore, where he
discovered the young ladies frantically
endeavoring to get to the shore. With
out an instant's hesitation, the doctor
sprang into the lake to the rescue. He
succeeded in getting all ashore but poor
Miss Kennedy, who had gone out farthest,
where the water was probably eight feet
deep She had gone down to the muddy
bottom never to rise alive. DR.. Foster,
with the aid of Jas. White and Hr.
Thompson, finally found the body and
towed it ashore.
Everything possible WAS done toward
resuscitation, but the spark of life had
gone out.
sessing, bright and intelligent young lady
Miss Kennedy was remarkably prepos-
of 10 years of age. She has for some time
occupied a responsible position of trust
in Segelbaum Brothers dry goods store
Her sad death will be mourned by large
circle of warm and loving friends.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-10
To Young Men--A Sure Cure.

The awful effects Of early vice, which brings or
eaDic wsakn' So, destroying both mind ard body,
with all its dreadful Ills, permanently cured The
ZION Of the h.ars, trnidity, trembling, nervous dis
charges dyspepsia etc., with those sad conditions Of
mind SO much TO be feared, fcrgetfulness, cha Of
ideas, sadness Of spirit, ugly imagining dislike In
or those entering that happy life. aware Of physi
cal debility, exctabiity Of the nervous organic dim
unitioI, other Irregularities quickly assisted.
quick curs guaranteed. NO MINERALS USED
Young psople losing their alth, spending time
with pre.ec ding qnacks and unsuitable treatment,
forcing diseases into teir badfes with deadly poi
sons causing fata disorders to the head throat
liver and lungs stomach and howas, speedily cured
No false modeety should prevent them calling at once
on DIR wAssERZUd, 439 Jackson st b. tween
7th and 9Th, up etars. The doctor can be consulted
at ~ time ct his office ard family residen at the
above place. DR.. wasserzug wiz positively stay
here II months. Medicine for chronic diseases sent
everywhere Write and mer ton rnptoma
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-10
CONSULT DIR. WAssERzUG,

regular graduate from RUSSIA Poland, - ms oi
poms ~ill show, and practice will prove. on all
Sexual, Nervous and Special Diseases.
Consultation free and strict confidential
Ofics-No. AS9 Jackson St., bet. 7th AID 9Th, up
stairs, St. Paul, Mimi
DR. wasserzug, having had experience and prao-
hce for IL years in Europe can be consulted with the
greatest confidence on all disea~es incident to the
uman system. When you have tried all oth"c mea ,
and exhausted the skill of medics practitioners IN
o chronic diseases insult DE- WasseIz ug, the Po-
iish physician. AL who have been njuriously treated
or are suffering from the dIr-fu fleets Of mercury
or ether mi, era poison, those who NAV be deemed
incurable. will seldom fail to Aud speedy and perma-
nent relief. Cstarrh in all its phases: Scorbuc Erup-
tionp, Blotches of the Skin. Ucsrsted Legs Cancers
rumors, Skin Diseases Ut every kind, Roeumat'sm,
Sciatics, Gout, Liver complaint, Asthma. d ntery,
Pile. Fits Dyspepsia. Nervous Debility, diseases Of
the Ear and Eyes Kidney and mary di ea>es, so
Ali matters st ictly confidential and correspondence
answered Special attention paid to all Female dts
eases Tape-w-rms expelled IN 'h-se hours Br.
wasserzug will positively stay here twelve months.
Medicine for chronic diseases sent everywhere.
Write and mention symptoms
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-10
Confirmation Of Assessment for Grad
ing the Alley in Block Is,
Whitney & Smiths
Addition.

OFFICE or THE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, MINI. Aug. 8, 1881. !
The assessment of benefits, costs and ex-
penses arising from the grading OF the
alley In block is, Whitney y Smiths Ad-
dition, in the city of St. Paul. Mimi, having
been completed and entered of record by the
Board of Public Works in and for said city,
said Board will meet ut their office in said city
at Q P. M. on the 10Th day of August, A. d.
1881, to hear objections Gf any to said as
sessment, at which time and place, unless
sufficient cause is shown to the contrary, said
assessment will be confirmed by said Board.
The following is list of the supposed own
ers' names, a description of the property ben
Gifted, and the amounts assessed against the
same, to-wit:
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-08-10
CONTRACT WORK.
Sewer on Fort Street.

OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS, I
CITY OF ST. PAUL, MIMI, Aug. 1. 1881.
Sealed bids will be received by the Board of
Public Works in and for the City
of St. Paul, Minnesota, at their office
in said city. until u M. on the 18th day of
August, A. D. 1881, for the construction of
sewer on Fort street, between McBoal street
aud Goodrich avenue, in said city, according
to plans and specifications on file in the office
of said Board.
A bond with at least two sureties, in sum
of at least 90 per cent. Of the gross amount
bid, must accompany each bid.
The said Board reserves the right to reject
any or all bids.
Official: R. L. German,
Clerk Board of Public Works. BIZ "a
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PrObate Court.
before Judge Rea.1

IDtIUTt JUUSt ntdJ
In the matter of the estate of Grin e.
Therber, minor; account of guardian
ship filed Hearing August "a.
In the matter of the estate of Melissa
Sutton, deceased. Order made for adj
ministrator to file bond in $1,000.
In the matter of the estate of Edwin
Hedderly, deceased. Order made for
administrator to convey real estate to c.
81. Hedderly.