Daily Republican., 1881-04-25
RREVITIES.
Sun rises at sos. j........Sun sets o.j2.
DR.. Bates is coming.

Sun rises at 5.Oj..........Sun sets o.j2.
DR.. Bates is coming.
A buy wOrd.-Cash.
Art nuteS.-LOve letters.
Buy the National wire mattress.
A new lot Of jGwelry at the 80 cent store.
Parker, cupping and leeching, lO3 Z. I'd st
A dangerous cOllisiOn.-Runming into debt
The police magistrate has trying occupa'
ton
A great sOrrOw.-The fire out, and no Goa
to rcplcnlSh II.
The place for fine, American gold watches
| is 10 T.. Fourth street.
When trains are teescopcd, the poor pas
Sengcrs see stars.
Why is a bubble like bruisc ? Because il
comes from blow.
Firemen as well as other people love to tall
VI their old flames.
A man who knows a good deal about the
| ills of lite-the doctor.
"Never say dye as the beau exclaimed to
the hair dresser.
Remember the poor, and the chances are
you'll never forget yourself.
i've Just come from yourropc,' as the buck
ct said to the we'll, when it fell.
WHY is the Mediterranean the dirtiest OF
seas?" Because 1t is the least tide-y.
Early pride will have fall, as the babe
observed the first time that it tried to walk
alone.
For good pair of crystal spectacles call on
Prof Charles ltalie, private residence 27
Market street.
scots will purchase pair of pepperell jean
drawers sold elsewhere At 75c, at che Boston
one Price Clothing House.
Howe Sewing machines put in thorough
order. Send postal card to Glow charge) F.
A. Price, 1206 Washington street.
"Onc swallow does not make summer"
Exactly; yet will n gun let of close to ones
ear make one spring.
When two women with new bonnets on pass
each other in the street, there is pair of
black stares built Immediately.
Some people act as if they thought that as
long as the poor have food for reflection they
are in no danger of starving.
..You can't comet" she remarked to him,as
he tried to snatch IL kiss from her rosy lips, as
thev were out star gazing, the other evening
Massey. No. 4O4 King street, the popular
and unexcelled jcWeler, has as fine assortment
of watches, clocks and jewelry on hand as is
kept in the city. Give him q call.
Ifyou want fine looking glasses and picture
frames made to order, go to Harry 1erger,
IVb shirley street. Fine gold frames made to
order and satisfaction guaranteed
An indignant traveller, who during the late
snow storm thought he was Overcharged by a
cnbman. said he felt he was in the hands OF
the .Iehus.
What Is the difference between mere sham
6ght and meerscham pipe? One makes y
noise and smoke, and the other makes smoke
and annOys.
man who lost his money in Stock En-
change spcculations, denied that he was either
a bull" or "bear." He insisted that he was
simply an ass
A cabman being asked ifhis horse was not
tortured by the large bit in his mouth, said,
NO it's the small bit in his stomach wat
gets him by the vtals."
'Im afraid that bed is not long enough for
YOU" said landlord to Il seven foot guest.
Never mind" he replied, "rll add two more
feet to 1t when lget in.'
Butcher. "Why didn't yer put on clean
collar afore yer left 'Ome this mornin ?"
Sweep; cause yer mother haven't sent back
my dress shirts from the wash this week."
Great reduction in flour. We have on hand
good patent -four which we will sell very
low. We know 1t cannot be beat for the
money, call and see. X. H. Mccartney, NO.
W. Tenth street.