The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-04-26
ne SOUTH KENTBGKlRN,
FFICE; Bridge ST., bet. Main and Rice
HOPklNSVILLE ky.
EXCHANGE sc1NTI11AEloNs.

An exchange says Malone is one OF
the +. L. V.'s.-First Frauds of Vir-
ginia.-[Ciarksville Chronicle.
Before marriage a woman looks for
a husband with anxious eyes. After
marriage she looks with anxious signs.
Sunday Courier.
When people say, "So-and-so has
gone to the dogs" do they mean that
he has departed Tor the happy land oil
Canine?-[G ruellc.
Anna Dickinson refused to play in
the legitimate drama for obvions rea-
sons. As n spectacular success she
would have made failure Sun
day Courier. I n gs~9si n r Fl ~
That is an unskilllul cabinet indeed,
which, although possessing three
,Iimmies, is unable to pry into the
secret of republican obstruction in the
senate.-[Gruelle.
II the ntterances Of criminals under
tho scsffold can be rlie,l on, it ap-
pears that about the nearest and most
direct route to the better land Is to
kill somebody and take the gallows
route.-l Tobacco Leaf. Z
The fellow who saw a pretty little
poem in a newspaper, sentitled ''The
Secret Told" and started to clip 1t to
send to his girl, concluded he wouldn't
on reading the last verse and finding
il was kidney cure advertisement
Echo. 4 e
An Arkansas girl refused to marry
her lover unless he performed some
deed of desperate valor. lie didn't
fool about 1t much, but straightway
proved himself hero by clipping with
her ihotber-[ Louisville Argus.
Louisville girls, since they heard Of
Western girl being squeezed TO
death by a fellow whom she gently
and bashfnlly consented to marry, re-
fuse to sit on the same divan with
their beaux. Il Louisville Democrat
= Urey WoodsOn lives in a bad conn,
;y for a young man with matrimonial
aspirations. Awomau in his county
has had seven children III four years,
one the first time, twins next time
and a bouncing quartette not long ago.
-IPripceton Banner.
Clara Belle is at it again. This
time she describes the Russian bath
as inlaigei in by the young ladies,
some of whom appear clad in nothing
but "thc blush Of Innocence. -" ANY
of our readers ever see such a costume
as that?-[Sunday Argus.
APennsylvania parson says OF the
Bernhardt. "If she would show irpiii
meet Tor repentance, would be the
frs, to meet her with open arms
That's the trouble. Sumo Frencl
fellows met her with open arms, anc
.hs fruits cost her nor Bsou Ns'le
t"rue'ie'
!. 0falI businesses, trades or profcs
sions, that Of the Undertaken is I'll
last one we will patronize; not tina
we have any dislike to the gentleman
tho bns;noss ;s Of smell, A., graye~na,ur
that Ss m,;llsnnt !, Of 70 The and :
fS,aS .Jpbnrnai
- r,~Tf Lro 40 h ,,a
~ Russakof, Machaeloff, kibel Sehii
isch, Jeliaboff and Sophia Pieoffsky
the assassips of the late Russian GA
were strahglel to death at St. Peter,
burg last Friday. Subscribers al
cautioned not to attempt a strictly co
.;m;lsS fa;s ,s;pht bs ,dcordsd
them MESSENGER and Examiner
--Urev Wcodson,-w;th ibe hest no
sible,intention informs the editor
tho South Kentuckian that "Jol
Smith who slew the vile chief Poe,
nontas8 Z 4 All erroneous Historic
quotation. The South Kentuckian
&Itor;s mad now beeanse Woodsc
couldn't see what was intended Tor