The weekly miner., 1881-07-26
EDITORIAL NOTES.

The President is booming right along to
4 wards recovery.
Seventeen cases of lockjaw have occurre,
1t Baltimore as the results of using toy ps
OILS on the 4th of July. A rather danger
BUS s.toy" to be placed in the bands of child
ren.
One can now go from New York to Chlca
20 in frst-class style for Sl2, which is at the
ate of about one cent d mile. 1t is near
" as cheap to travel at such rates as to stay a
iome.
The driver Of Maud S. said lie could have
made mile in 2:DS instead of 2:l0l at hel
L ecent trial against her own tine In few
aears a horse must make his mile in two min
lies to excite comment.
II II is said that since the President was shot
e has had enough wine, rum and whisky
4nt to him to run with profit cross-street
{ roggery in a country town for five years. The
guilds are filed away for future considera-
u on.
~ Postmaster-Ge Ge neral James notifies ali post
Aasters that their quarterly accounts must be
>rwarded as the law requires immediately
Fer the close Of every quarter. A failure to
5iionpiy will be considered goou cause for
emoval.
Garfield is rapidly convalescing and it is
ow in order to PROFOUND the conundrum
\ neither it was the "prayers of the nation"
M his fine constitution. or the excellent
eatment he received at the hands Of his
lysicians that saved him.
!, The Anglo-American Cable Company has
= ,wered their rates to twenty-five cents
ord. Press messages sent between 6 a. III.
4 I'd II noon, twelve and half cents word.
he rates may be still lower in a short time
lively competition is anticipated.
I Here is a specimen of brotherly love from
4 New York Mail. The prospect is not
+ viting to the stalwarts:
h " The stalwarts have reached the 'last
Itch Those who get into it will need
i any years Of publication before being read
i itted into the Republican party-which is
arfeld party
.f3Stting Bull has surrendered. There is no
8islake about it this time. The old savage
IS won many hard fought battle, but hun
!. conquered him at last. When his char
ter is understood it will he found there is
bthing about him to distinguish him above
hers of his tribe save his superior cunning,
tutality and intense hatred Of the white
ce.
u Among the last letters Of Gutteau which
sore made public was one from a Boston en-
usiast who offered him $500 per week to
Il hbit him. He also offers to give the same
5aount to Mrs. Garfield if he can secule the
n vilege Can audacity 60 further than this?
lsthe Yankees proposition be accepted his
show" will require bullet proof armor to
5t8e through the first exhibition.
isslt is stated that Speaker Sharpes deser-
.s88n of Conkling was induced by All intima.
or a promise that he could have the
y lgium mission if he would vote for Miller
Ia Lapham. He took the matter under adj
ement until he was assured of Gartield's
lsaov cry, When he went over to the half
/ reds. Some of the New York stalwarts are
VI ndel fully if not fearfully made.
"a half-breed who is in mortal dread of
u nkling, and believes him capable of every
Eng from splitting comets iii halves to start
isg tornadoes ont west, writes to the Chicago
s;bune ''to 90 for him like the rest As
~ be seen, his Orthography is half breed,
~, his earnestness is stalwart. Here is what
N says:
lister Editur-I see the papers says as that
h cOmit is split in too. Don't You think
nkling did it Why don't You go for him
4e the rest? He's a magnit. The electlicl
4, plays all about his He'd and ltes up his
" lntenance he may def the ligtenin for a
/ son like A. Jacks dld, bu, some slantin
ss1 will yet "tptch the proud Cheeftin to his
isS'' Some thinks as its him that starts the
L natoes out west. think it safe to 20 for
IA. TRIBUNE SUBSCRIBER.
CIR. Tuthill. of the y " York legislature,
sports a level head on his shoulders. III
( ecl Wnicn ne recently ut.Ntieu III HAT
FAy lie said: 1T was time TO adjourn when
mbels were ildicLed for States prison Of
.ses when irregular caucuSscs We're resort
10; when This contest has SO completely
/ sauched certain participants and they had
ONE so low and degraded as to be willing
allow themselves to be advertised as step
der thieves and transom- pneping plmps, in
ser to give color of truth and currency to
ak invention and base siander against an
hest citizen" "Step-iadder thieves and
lsom- -peepng pimps" are the new pet
Ines which the stalwarts apply to their
e breed brethren. There is ha mony along
hi line.
ince the president was Slot it las been
Eovered by not "a few of the half-breeds