The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-06-02
PLEASANTRIE&.

Or loaf Of bread, or cake.
PLEA&ANIRLE6.
Tn syllable cleo in oleomargarine
means that it is strong as lion.
The fellow who was much struck by
young lady wanted to return kiss for
the blow.
FRANKLIN has Ben jamin his philos-
ophy into everybody ever since we can
remember.
TIE evening had been convivial.
!" And now, gentlemen, " said the Chair
man, I'll protose post.
WY does the new moon remind one
Of giddy girl /? Because she is too
young to show much reflection.
MoTTo of the good collector-Never
put off until tomorrow what can be
dunned to-day Philadelphia C71ron-
icle.
RAVENS fed the prophet Elijah in an.
Gent days, but golden eagles feed the
prophets Of the present day Whitehall
Times.
BEEcHER says, eve pray too much. !"
This explains why the average news
paper mans breaches always bag at the
knees,
A BROOKLYN fashion paper stated that
"maiden's blush was fashionable
color, and none of the readers had any
idea what it was like.
SEVERAL notable happy marriages
have been made on two hours courtship,
but it is pretty safe rule to know the
girl for at least three days and picnic.
Now, SAMMY, have you read the
story of Joseph?" ''Oh, yes, uncle. y
'.Well, then, what wrong did they do
when they sold their brother3" ''They
sold him too cheap"
A Boston young lady, who moved to
certain Wisconsin town, is disappoint-
ed to find that the young men Of whom
she is most Fond-du:Lac culture, and
she is going back. Cincinnati Satur-
dag Night.
IT would never do to select women to
office. If a female Sheriff should wish
the residence of a handsome man and
explain to his wife that she had an at
tachment for him, there would be va
cancy in the Office in about two minutes.
"a SCIENTIST named Mivart will soon
issue work on the cat, " says the New
Haven Register. We've done that al
ready. It was heavy copy Of shak-
speare's plays, and we issued it from a
hrid-story window, and it took he,
right between the two shoulders, and We
hope it broke her blamed back-Bost0a
Post.
PATERNA1 wisdom: "Pa, what is en-.
silage?" Why-h'm- ensilage, my
son, is-un-ensilage is-oh, something
like mucilage, my son /; something like
mucilage; used to stick things together
you know. There, now, run away t.
your play, and don't disturb me now.
And that boy thinks his pc is a very en-
cyclopadia of wisdom.
The teacher had grown eloquent il
picturing to his little pupils the beau
ties of heaven, and he finally asked
"What kind Of little boys go to heav
en?" A lively 4-year-old boy, will
kicking boots, fourished his fist Swell
you may answer" said the teacher
Dead ones !" the little fellow shouted
at the extent of his lungs.
.'DRUNK again, eh ?" said the magis
trate, contracting his brows and looking
severely at the prisoner. ''iYis, ye
Honor" candidly returned Pat; 81 wa
after splittin' wood at yer Honor's house
and the lady asked me wud / take suth
in. 4 will, says I, and l took tw
glasses, but if I had known yer Homo
kept such bad liquor, pom me sowl,
a wuldn't have TUX but wan.''
"MY wife got ad-terribly mad
at me last night, " said Ragbag. Ssh
threatened to leave me and sue for d
vorce, and, by Jove! I was awful
scared, for I think she meant it. But
had presence of mind. I said I hope
= she would begged, implored her to d
SO, and then she swore she'd cling tom
till death, just to spite me. A woman
durn curious critter to manage, an.
way"