The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-06-14
Lessons IN Love Making,
Don't love too many at once.

Don't do your spooning in public.
Give your little brother tafIy, and &c
him to bed before your chap calls.
Rccollect that Q wedding ring on you
finger is worth good many of them i,
your mind.
Try to find out.by some means whether
your intended knows how 10 earn dcceh
living for two.
BE reasonable; don't expect man work
ing for $8 week to furnish you with re
served seats at the opera every Other
night.
Don't be afraid TO show the man of your
choice that you love hlm-provided, ol
course, he loves you. Love is double
sided sort of concern, and both have a part
to play.
Don't try to bring too many suitors tc
your feet. They have feet as well as you
have, and you may see one pair of feet
walking OF from YOU some day you would
be very glad to call back.
Keep your temper, if you expect your
othcr-half-in-law to keep his. If he doesn't
suit you, give him the ticket of leave. If
he does not suit you, don't expect hlm to
put up with your humors.
Deal carefully with bashful lovers; lead
them gradually to the point (of proposal,
of course), but don't let them suspect what
you are at, or they might faint on your
hands, or go crazy Oh the spot.
1t is said lovers quarrcls always end
with kisses. This is partly true; but if
you are not careful those little spats you
indulge in may end in the kisses you covet
being given to some other grill
II IL is possible, try to suit your sisters,
cousins, aunts, grandfathers, neighbors,
friends and acquaintanccs when you hap
pen to fall in love. If you can't suit them
oil, don't worry, for the thing has never
been done yet.
Ii you use powder, don't give yourself
away. For Instance, it would he we'll to
spread a handkerchief over the shoulder of
his broudclolh before you loan thereon. lie
Will be too green, depend on it, to suspect
the reason. If his mustache happens to
look little powdery, there are several
ways in which it could be brushed oil.
Don't imagine that a husband eau live
as lover does-on kisses and moonlight.
He Will come home to his meals hungry as
a bear, and any little knowledge of cookery
Oh can pick up during courtship is about
the best provision you can make for futnrc
happiness.
Remember that nature has put every
man under the necessity of having a
mother, and that the latter Is not in any
way to blame If she is regarded rs the bit
ter part of sugar coated matrimonial
pill. If you feel i'll duty bound to bu her
sworn enemy, postpone this duty till you
know something about her.
Don't seek advice in loyc-afrairs from
an old maid who has been crossed in love,
a bachelor who has been jlltcd, woman
who married her husbands pockct-hook.
or Il man who happens to be henpccked
Don't confldc in your girl friends; to keep
a secret In a lovc-alfair would xiii them.
Don't consult your minister; he'll have the
in view. If you 90 to your
family physician, he will say your liver is
affected in place of your heart. If you
must got instructions from somebody, why
not ask your mother how she used to man
age things with your fathcr2 True love
didn't run any smoother in old times than
it does to day, and, since she knows how
1t is herself, we can't Lhink, just now, of
any better way to advise You.