Daily Republican., 1881-06-20
BREVIEIES.

! Sun rises at 4A...........SuI sets 1.51,
Devi'd CLANS at Fullmers.
A happy river--Merry Mac.
Fulmers celebrated clam soup.
Fullmers celebrated clam crOquetE.
Ice cold salt oysters at Fullmer's.
More, mats and clothes hampers for 3!'".
II wv to make boy smart-Thrash hun.
hest family coal at e22 W. Front street,
Parker, cupping and leechin& l03 Z, I'd St
GREAT bargains in tiourat W. S. Townsend i
Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Casey'$ famous ice creaM, for sale daily in
3rd street market.
Dr. Todd can be consulted on Tuesday o.
Friday at S02 Market.
Great bargains in flour at VS., TOwnsend's
Sixth and Tatnall streets,
| Fine gold and silver watches at f. II
Hanf'S, l5 East 4th street.
Awnings of superior quality, at the lowest
market rates, at John Wlllies, 4O4 Market st.
Ohio has more barns burned and more pee
ple killed by lightning than any other State.
Families can be supplied with the best
nour at Townsend's, 9th and Tatnall streets.
The ears of a man are happily located. since
there Is a good deal to be said on both sides.
Why ought a draughtsman to he good
hridpetender! Because it takes draughts-
man to drawbridge.
"Distance lends enchlntment, but we
new, heard of distances lending a man a
dollar.
E. A. Humphrey, the halter. 2l6 Market
street, has a grand display of straw hats, the
largest stock by far in the city of Wilmington.
"Vioet:" ''delrium tromens" is not
the botanical term for snake root, altheugh II
Is the root Of considerable many snakes,
A Memphis druggist has bean killed by the
explosion of soda fountain. He didn't know
it was loaded.
ElktOn mon when summoned to testify in
LIQUOR cases hide in cellars. Is this an un-
derground transaction?
1t is a little confusing to hear a too earnest
man remark with many oaths that he will
have a good old bible or by the HON spoons
he won't have any bible at all.
The best assortment OF rattan rockers, body
brlls,allS andSwiltOn chairs and rockers to be
fnul.d either in this city or Phila. can be
found at l.. +. Adar's, 2O' Market street.
If Wauamaker wants n first class balloon,
he should hit III on to an Elkton Genet ry lot.
They 20 up faster and higher than any gas
Inflated machine in creation. They aie now
/ nUrly out of sight.
A man whose face showed the effect of
sI!ruish with his wife, said to the police Jus
tice before whom he wnS arralgned, that MS
disbursement was N ing to the rise in iron
that is" he added, "tC an advance in nails
An impertinent fop made sport Ofan old
farmers large nose. mouth an chin, but the
old farmer 81 lenced him by saying" our nose,
mouth and chin. all he'd to be made small SO
vat there ID be material left tor your cheek"
When houses go up, ought not rents to
come edown?-[Phila. Sun. No, SIR Tenants
should "come down''-wth the rent Norris
town Herald.
The fatal number First swell. Does il
seriously make no difference to you whe her
Or not YOU are thirteen at a table?'' Second
swell, i'Why, yes all the difference in the
world, especially if there is only enough IN
the table for twelve"
Everything touch, drops" said Mrs Jar
Icy, as her fork fell on the floor. Mr.. farley
replied, : l wish you would touch the price Of
beef as he reached for piece of steak that
,osJ twenty cents pound.
I'm living In f1at!' quoth he
Unto his darling elf;
"Oh, yes, l always thought" "quOth she,
"You lived within yourself!''
A prodigal son: Jerome Murray, the disso-
lutte son OF wealthy farmer, who hao teen
On spree in Springfield, was brought before
the Police Magistrate, VINO advised him to go
home. "Ferhaps" said the Court, your |
father will kill the fatted calf for your"
Fat.ed calf-fOr me ? Why dash II, he
wouldn't give me outlet"