The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-02-04
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ourly bod humor, bowed himislf ont with
O smile. AZ II fcndiahly delighted in hav.
ing made himself intensely diiagrceable.
The ume.honorej g. b. declines enter
ing The lisil for the prize on Metsorolory.
Tie claims tbat since Tioc, Jupiter, Saturn,
Mars, q Co. formed a ring on tho weather,
there Il no margin for common sense or
ripe experience.
1t IL rumored that Mike Cioyd, being
deairous Of changing his business, propoa.
e. to close ont for Cash about Thursday Of
this week. The truth seems 10 be that the
whole concern Ia under an aiiaslmsni We
presume he will give Mp everything with.
out a contest.
Please ask Steve White, Of Richmond,
to contribute his views as 10 the capahili-
ties, eccentr.ciiies. aorobatics and general
gymnastics Of Dan Breck's trick mule. A
true record Of that nefarious beast would
induce DR.. Bcrgh to withdraw his proiec-
ton from The entire mule family
We had a visit to-day from Louis IL.
Ramsey, the oroui coiuisr ofthe "Big l5ers,"
who Is making arrangements for an en-
teriainment in this place, 10 he given on
the night Of the 18th inst. From the nc
count we have Of their Stanford exhibit
ton, We think they will secure good al.
dience.
j. W. Allen has sold bis fine harness
horse, Joe lucas, to Warren Russell, Of
Danville, Cor about $500. Mr.. Allen
bought from Bennett Cloyd for Wakefield
& Farris, Of Danville, A. yearling mare
mules at 500 per head.....J. W. Hooker
has purchased from the estate Of W. L1cas
deed, the dwelling in which he now resides
on the Danvillc street for about $780,.
}. W. Allen & Co, bought OF y. Higney,
Middleburg IS smooth iwo-year.old cattle
at . cts; Of John Baughman 10 good
calves at 500; Of Coleman Carpenter 100
head, for Feb. 10th, at SAC.
Have you ever been struck, Mr.. Edi-
Tor, with the fondness evinoed by all class
Is Of peripatelics for the title Of "Profes-
sors" The man who proposes TO give in
siructions in any art, science, trade or
trick. from leciuring in University to
grooming a horse, from locating a railroad
to setting up "nine pins from conducting
an orchestra to performing on a Jews
harp, he Is all the same, Professor. Some
time last summer our village was visited
by one Of the fraternity, who proposed to
give instruction in penmarship and book
keeping. lie met with some encourage
ment, but failed to make favorable i'm
preston in society. Claiming to be
bachelor, and young Of Southern extrac-
ton and aristocraiic nurture, he was
Standing candidate for mairiInony.
The Sorrows feet" about his eyes were skill
fully treated. but rot obliierated, and the
glossiness and luxuriancc Of his raven cnrls
was suggestive Of a possible and probable
baldnoss beneath. Ills dress and address,
his gait and his gesture were all set to the
tune Of "public admiration respectfully so
licited" llut he was unpopular and left
in disgust. We next heard Of him as"pro-
Tossing" at Perryville, and soon after, the
newspapers heralded his arrival at Leban-
on. After conducting his ilourishing Com-
mereial College there for time, he was re-
ported a. having married young lady Of
excellent family at that place, and gone
away on a wedding tour Soon the news
came that he had plundered and abandon
ed his victim in Louisville and gone, prob
ably, 10 endow some former wife, or later
flame, with the sroils Of the betrayed and
forsaken victim. The father Of the unlor.
tunaie lady brought her home. II ia
stated that a short time since, the father
received communication from the Pro-
fessor stating that he had been ioully
dealt with-drugecd, siupeiicd, robbed, alb
Quoted, generally msltreated, and left TO
perish somewhere in the South; and ask
ing the old gentleman to remit him funds
to enable him to pay oil his necessary debts
and return 10 his beloved wife, from whom
he had been 30 mthlessly torn. | forgot
10 say that the Professor was not only a
moral but a very religious man. When he
came here he claimed 10 have in his pos
session a certificate Of regular standing in
a Methodist Church. Just before leaving,
he received baptism and became member
Of thu Christian Church in this place, from
which, suppose, he carried credentials,
also. MoRAL.-Tony Weller's advice 10
his son Sammy wa "Beware Of Niddcrs''
Our sage advice to the ladies is beware
If ner;natetic professors