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A blacksmith was summoned - . Wit.
meas in court in . case between two OF
his vorkmsn. The Judge, after hearing
the testimony. asked him Why he did
not advise them to settle. a. the costs
had already amounted to three times the
disputed sam. He replied. 81 told the
fools to ssttls. for I said the constable
would take their coats. the lawyers their
shirts, and II they got into your Honor's
court, you'd skin EN-"
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A chicken lived. . chicken died;
His drumsticks and his wings were fried
His feathers BY dealer dried.
And very shortly after dyed.
Soul be had none; admitting that,
How comes IL there upon her hat,
His plumss-a mortal chieken's-rise
A glorious bird Of paradissf
-Lomy John Wsniro'th.
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NOTICE.

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a sessiou bonks bslousing % Wells prury
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We have been ruled BY Oakley Hall;
We have been fooled BY Tammany Hall;
We have been sehooled BY Alcohol;
OF ills We are deserving all.
II We submit to Irving Hall.
-Cardinai NcClosksy.
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ORDINANCE NO. iis.

An ORDINANCE 70 suihsriss the 10:
suance Of n bssd fer thS rarnese oi
Fi.siins DsSt Il the TS~s Of Gela
Hill.
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ORDINANCE NO. III.

AN ORDINANCE 20 Authsrtzs ,hc Issu.
snce sf Bonas In lieu OF and fer The
PnrVe.e Of Caacel.ius Bands Nsss lOS
and't0A.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1881-01-18

Long ago you said to me, "sweet,
A glorious kingdom before you lies;"
You pointed II out to my willing feet.
You lighted the way with your loving
eyes.
Many the triumphs the years have brought;
Keen the pleasures. but keener the pain.
Istand by your side In the realm OF thought.
And I ask myself. l. IL loss or gaisi
-yohn Kelly.
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EVERYBODY READS IT.
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Weekly Mining Summary

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the Oousro0 or "WAsnoB" secttoa.
We also Rive The latest mining Information
obssrmbls non other parts OF the country
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ORDINANCE NO. ils.

AN ORDINANCE To- previde fer the
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An ORDlaAhCE 20 Rix and Collect
o. License Tag UpSs Csrssin
Trades aud Dusiness Within the
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Gold MIL.
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Published evsry day (sundsys excepted,
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Psrtiss Wishing ne TO receive and dslivs
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THOMAS 0ALLA9HkR
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oyrloE-A'es hrI'ISsaA hTaSSAs si SAiLiAaaHR. LAG ai
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-12-31

PLACE in each district. and shall designate the Inspectors
Of election from among " the justices, Tax Collectors.
and School superintendent &" in the district. The diff
Guilty arises when there is but one judge and one tax col
lecto- IN the district. They are made by the Law Of IS6s
the Inspectors Of the nrst voting place. II there should
happen TO be more than one Of these ofieers. together
with a school supsrinte ndeni there is no dihcuity in
creating the second board Of Inspectors
But 1t appears, thu; in several districts such officers
cannot be found. In such 8 case, my opinion is thai you
cannot legally create = board OF Inspectors for $ seoood
voting place
The Inspectors for the nrst voting place may appoint
agents TO take their places. during their absence, but the
absence contemplated by Law IL one which may be lue to
sickness or Unavoidable detention. They are under
obligation TO attend At the voting place. The Minister
Of the Interior cannot appoint the same persons 70 act in
two widely separated pisces st the same time, nor can
Inspectors appointed BY law 10 receive votes at the first
voting place, abandon Il and receive the votes II the
second.
The Law designstes the Inspectors for the frst voting
place, and the Minister has no control over them. H.
therefore. there are not Justices, Tax Collectors. and
school superintendent In the district, aside from those
already holding Ofces IS Inspectors, from whom 8 sec
ond board can be created, it Is my opinion that the sec
ond board cannot be legally constituted II II were, and
the Inspectors were persons not authorized by law to act,
the votes cast 1t such . place would be illegal. and II the
election were contested. would probably be rejected by
the Courts.
1t appears that, heretofore. it has been the custom TO
designate . second voting place. and appoint persons who
were not qualified by law. to be the Inspectors. No
doubt 1t has been = matter Of great convenience to the
voters to do so, and the failure to designate such . place
will put them to great Inconvenience. But, after careful
I am convinced that such = practice is
illegal, and might invAlidate the election Of candidates
for the Legislature. The attention Of the next LegislA-
ture will be called to this defect in the law regarding
I have the honor to be, |
Your obedient servant,
". n. ARMSTRONG.
ds2I st Attorney General.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-12-31
NOTICE OF PROPOSED AMENDMENTS
TO THE CONSTITUTION OF THE
HAWAIIAN KINGDOM.
Proposed Amendment,

To Article CT Of the Constitution granted by Ksmeha-
mehA V on the 10th day Of August 1864 in accordance with
Article 50 Of said Constitution.
SECTION /. That Article 81 Of the Constitution granted
by His Majesty KAmehAmehA V on the 10th day OF
August 1854 be and the same Is hereby amended in Iccor-
dance with Article so Of said Constitution. by striking
out the words :. hve hundred " and by substituting there
fore the words " two thousand I" and by striking out the
words two hundred and fifty" and substituting there
fore the words " one thousand " so that the Article shall
read - follows
ARTICLE 81. No person shall be eligAble for . Repre-
sentative Of the people. who Is insane or an idiot; nor
unless he be = male subject Of the Kingdom, who shall
have arrive at the full age OF twenty-ons years. who shall
know how 10 read and write, who shall understand &C
counts. and shall have been dOmiciltd in the Kingdom
for At least three years. che last Of which sLAll be the
year Immediately preceding his election and who shall
own real estate within the Kingdom Of = clear value over
and above all membranes OF 81 least two thousand
dollars. or who shall have an annual income Of At least
least one thousand dollars. derived from any property or
some lawful employment"
1 hereby certify that the foregoing Bill passed its third
reading in the Legislative Assembly Of the Hawaiian
Islands on the 9Th day OF August A. ID. 1850.
&C 2S-3m JAMES n. -MoNsARRAT. Secretary.
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Proposed Amendment.

To Article Sc OF the Constitution granted by His KAjss-
y KAmehAmehA V. on the 10th day Of August A. d. 1864,
A. amended and approved ON the 18th day Of Nay. A. D..
ISIS, according 10 Article 50 Of the Constitution.
That Article Sc Of the Constitution be and the same IL
hereby amended 50 - to read as follows
" SECTION 90. The Representatives shall receive for
their services a compensation TO be AscertAined by Law,
and paid out q the Public Treasury but no increase Of
compensation shall take effect during the year In which
Il shall have been made and no law shall be passed in
ereAsing the compensation Of said Representative beyond
the sum Of Five Hundred Dollars for each Session. "
thereby certify that the foregoing Bill passed its third
reading IN the Legislative Assembly Of the Hawaiian Is
lands on the 9Th day Of July. A. d. lssO.
ocs 3m JAMES NJ. MoSsARRAT. Secretary.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-12-31

WANTED
A GOOD BAKER TO GO TO Waikiki, MAUI.
a FOOD STEAD MAN CAN OBTAIN
IA constant employment.
Apply 81 oFes Of
deli q -. @. ADVERTISER.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-12-31
{. NJ. HYDE. \
S. G.. DAMON.
II. WAREHOUSE.
j. NJ. NAUKANA.

Hky@ The best advertisers in the world are the
patent medicine men, who have reduced the
matter to almost Il science. They do not adver-
tise for n few months at a time or even a year,
but continue for a series of years. Their bust
ness is entirely built up by the use of printers
ink, for by constant reiteration people are
tempted TO make purchases. The enterprising
druggists, Palmer IL Co., of this city, are prov
ing the truth Of the above statement giving
an immense increase to their business, by
judicious advertising.
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atm advertisements.
NOTICE.

NOTICE.
- III NOR
- ~ Owner q the British Bark - SIR LAneelot
10 viii b rssponsibie. for any debts contracted BY
49, the crew Ehle 10 this Port
dlost g. ". M~ACPARLASR & CO, Agents
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-12-31
Opinion of the Attorney General on thu
Laws of Election.
HONOLULU. Dec. 18th, 1881.

HoSOLCLU, Dec. 18th, 1851.
To His E~1eellency
H. A. P. CARTER,
Minister OF the Interior.
In reply TO your inquiry as to the manner and nIIing,
In accordance with the law, the second voting plscs,
designated in any election district 1 have the honor to
state.
That only in those election districts where there ia
more than one District Judge or Tax Assessor or School
superintendent. can . second board Of Inspectors be
created.
Section 8, Of the Laws OF 1865. p. I6, designAtes the
Police or District Justice, the Tax Collector and the Tax
Assessor, or in their absence. agents appointed BY them.
to be the Inspectors of election.
Section 7s2 Of the Civil Code, provides that the Min.
lister Of the Interior may appoint more than one voting
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-12-31

JOHN ~. -, Inspector Of Weights and
Measures, for the Island Of OAhu.-IO3 Berstania Street..
Orders may be let Al the Police Station. iulyS, sl,d
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1881-12-31
DISSOLUTION OF CO-PARTNERsHu

'WVHE FIRM OF A & co. ETO-
4 fore consisting Of Geo. H. Robertson and Chas- q.
Clark doing business IN ths city as Draymsn, Is this day dis
solved BY mutual consent The business will be carried on by
Geo. H. Robertson, and all accounts due by Clark a. Co, eK-
c-pting private bills due by Chas. H. Clark. will be settled by
Grs ~. Robertson. and all accounts due CLARK & Co. are pay
able 10 GeD. a.. Robertson.
eco II, ROBERTSON.
CHAs. u. CLARK,
Honolulu. Dec. It, 1881. deli 80
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1881-09-28
Miseellansons.
CD
WILL. THE WORLD COME TO
AN END THIS YEAR.
From the Burlington Hawkeye,

q From the Burlington Hawkeye,
q Well, yes, anxious, troubled
aquestioner, it will. We hope you:
s will feel satisfied to have the mat
ster definitely settled. Aud we
lean tell you positively that it will
I'VE know as much about it as
aProf. Proctor, as Prof. Swift, as|
athe Smithsonian Institute, and
1.-THE National Observatory, and
amore than the I. S. Signal Ser,
8 vice. You have been tormented
land tortured, no doubt, by Mo |
5ther Shipton, and by the comet,
land the Canadian farmer who
abuilt him an ark and had it al
8 ready to launch for the 18th OF
8 June-he can 90 into the ferry
abusiness with it now, or sell 1t to
athe Mississippi Barge and Trans
q portation Company-and by the.
8 sMillerites, and one fool thing and
sFanother until your mind is dis
Eatracted and you can't sleep, and
Sdon't think it worth while to pay
3 your debts. All the same, you
8 will have to pay or 60 out OF the
81 business. And if the world should
Mcome to an end at ten o'clock to-
s. morrow morniug, up to a:45 A. NJ,
81 money would be eight per cent,
on gilt edge paper, and none too
8 easy to get then.
Soyou see the fact thatthe world
sIIis coming to an end won't make
a any difference in your business at
sEfairs. 1t won't make any change in
Hthe shallowness Of strawberry box
Hes this season; the good berries will
Hail be on the top the same as last
Nyear. With eternity staring them
Hin the face mankind will 60 right
Mon swindling and lying, and pray,
ing and singing, and swearing
E and dealing honestly, and doing
atricky things, loving and hating
alaughing AMI weeping, until the
syend comes and the lips that cursed
Eor prayed are hushed alike in tie
quiet Of death.
II For the world is coming to ar
,.end. And the comets can't haster
,Eand a million comets can't re
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1881-09-28

lyour pew rent every week, ano
ayour newspaper subscription il.
Sad7ance ; read The revised Testa
sment oftener, and 60 to church
areguIarly; be manly and pay you
adebts as last as you can, and live
! $50 that you can look every mar
aln the eyes when you meet him :
sgive up swearing, and try family
sprayers as a substitute, don't bt
afraid of any man that ever wore
! d hat, always stand by your own
shonest convictions, ard then, ii
ssome night a comet with u tail
slike a torchlight procession, and
! the perihelion of Jupiter, and al
Eclipse Of the sun, and old Mo-
ether Shipton, should file into your
Front yard and kick and thump al
| 1.-THE door: we want you ole
man : you would hop cheeriully
sout of bed, and shout back All
fright wait till l get on my
atrousers + and go out to join the
aprocession without tremor.
3 Bless your tirnid soul, non-pay-
aing subscriber, the other end of
1.-THE world is nothing, if you only
ashape this end as near right az
Syou know how.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1881-09-28
JOB PRINTING
lNTERMFNABLE MANU-.
SCRIPTS.

Will the time ever eomezthat
he editor will; cease to receive
hose heavy rolls of mauueript
only destined for bis waste basket?
Alas, that so many Quires Of fools.
zap should be wasted in the ardor
# SO many to rush into print!
There may be many rustic. Mil
IONS III the world. and possibly as
yet an unknown Scott or Dickens,
" hidden Junius, but in vain. We
search through the ink.spattered
pages rushed in the editorial sane
cums for glimmerings Of these
3!uminaries: It is a most grieVous
thing to repress the efforts of
these would-be authors, but what
lis to be done? Because they
plead that they thought we
3'might want something to fill up
>ur paper are we perforce OBJ
! 3!iged to astonish the Muses. with
their jargon, and cause the long
deceased literary men to fairly
] rise in their sepulchres in earnest
protest against this waste Of time
Ind paper? Must the editorial
fraternity be turned into lunacy
over 3 tale without a. plot, or e
{ poem fertile in rhymes but abso-
slutely devoid Of sense or metre ?
How can the excruciating tor
ture of poring over long pages, al
most without end, of bad gram
mar, and worse chirography, be
endured ? The soul of wit-breV-
sity-has never entered into these
scompositions, but the marrowless
ghost Of meaningless phrases is
their sole embodiment. ...z
& We propose that hospital be
Established for the cure Of the
smalady Of interminable and in
sccssant scribbling. There is great
saeed of such an institution. Pro
sper diet and regimen may prove
& 3serviceable to some Of these Wri-
sters. Thy must be toned down,
scooled off, repressed. Skill and
spalience will be required. When
asheir treatment shall have sue
5ceeded in learning them that two
agreat things are requisite to give
chem an authors just reputation
s first, to understand fully what
sthey are writing about, and Sec
sond, to express themselves in the
afewest possible words, consistent
8 with sense and clearness-then
stbey may be turned loose. Then
sno longer their rolls of manuscript
will appear, but modest and sem
ssible communications instead.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1881-09-28

R. R. REGULATIoNs.-The Asso-
3ciated lines Of the Csrolinas have
sissued an order to the following
.efect. No conductor shall smoke
! Jr chew tobacco while on duty,
or driok any spirits or indulge
! 10 conversation with any passen-
ger except on business. If he ac-
scepts cigar from a passenger he
must forfeit twenty-five cents to
| the company. Lastly he shall
wear q uniform without pockets,
and shall carry a satchel suspend
/ ed from the shoulder, in which to
place all tickets or moneys col
slected. Under the operation Of
sthis law the efficient conductor
will be able to rival the circus as
Ia great moral exhibition .."
T Wlnnsboro' Netns. :
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1881-09-28

8 bottle Of the enamel but, pardon
81 me, the hollows and wrinkles are
s ESQ deep that it is almost impossi,
8 bic to obliterate them
s 1T will have to do, | suppose.
8 fortunately all my new costumes
s. have longer 1Ieeves than the old
q ones. Now, ii you will make
8 haste with my hair, / will wea:
1.-THE perfection tonight. | think.
8 aAnd, oh! please remember the
touch Of pencil on my eyebrows.
aThey are getting so horribly thin
sand paleE
q Beyond doubt Of mortal COM
& gpreheusion it was Aura Vane's
5voice, and Frank actually pitiod
sthe look that was on the old gen.
atleman's face.
q And then-no one in all the
s world ever knew how much an
Zuuheard of, awkward catastrophe
Sbappened except Uncle Tom,
: whose foot reached out and touch"
:: ed the door-the door in the
. screen flew open, and revealed to
~both gentlemen the startling Sigh
: of a woman with a head almost as
: bare of hair as pumpkiu-on'y y
Stbe merest wisp Of gray hair,
s swirled in a little pig.tail on the
3 sscrown-and on the dressing-table
Sbeside her a heap Of soft, ripping
stresses, and a bottle of belladonna,
Sand of enamel, and various sponges
Sand brushes, and other parapher-
snalia.
9 There was a shrek OF horror
sfrom the bald -toreheaded lady, q
#series of 'Oh-o-o-h's!' J. and then
Sit all seemed in less than min
aute-the attendant threw shawl
Cover Miss Vane's pate. Uncle
tom gave a groan of utter hor-
sror as he got up and took Franks
sarm.
! I am going home,' he said ter
sse!y. I've seen enough. What
zau escape! TO think-to think l
8 was so near marrying-that'
q think the story is told. Miss
AAula Vane did not secure her rich
ahusbaud. And the baby's name
8 was not exactly charged, but Lot
3tie inserted Roland for bis mid
IDLE name, and as once in while
athey call him, in jest, of course,
.'T. Roland shouldn't wo0der if,
8 after all, the little fellow had his
.aprettv pane and the fortune too.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1881-09-28
SCIENCE IN COURT.

8 DO you plead guilty, or not
Sguilty p asked the Judge, address.
sing Simms.
q I doesn't plead at all. l isn't
ano lawyer. Yer can't ketch me
! wild yer pints.'
8 Look out, you impudent ras.
Zeal. Are you guilty or not gull
sty?'
4 Now yer's getting at de facks
81 has de honor ter state dat I il
snot guilty.
q 'Yis he is, Jedge:' exclaimed
aCobb. He hit me in de moui
awid his fist
. 4 neber tech &c man
8 Didn't you hit him in the
zmouth p asked the Judge.
& No, sar; l didn't put my han
aon him. In fack, neber tech
Abim.'
Jedge, swer on de bigges
bible dat be hit me-
3 Now, look a heah,' said Simms
q de courts Of dis Ian amt techni
3 cum enuf. When yer jerks mar
s up on a charge yer's got to stan
5tiate de charge. Eff dar wuz moal
1cddycation 'mong de niggers an
s white folks dar wouldn't be hal
de trouble in de courts. Is my
q nan techin' dis table, Jedge
8 And be placed his hand on th'
gdesk.
Yes, sir
8 Oars whar yer's of. Cas-
q why? 'Cordin' ter fosopby wha
q I've been studyin' you can't tecl
s. nothin'. Dat is air tween ny
a han an de table. Eff my han
8 tech de table hit would stick dar
8 Now, look abeah, Ant'ny,' am
1.-THE prisoner turned to Cobb, 'i
q yer gwine to put yersef in such
@ignerent light? Yer's been d stu
gent too long not to know bette
q den dis. Is yer gwine to add ye
weight to holm the cullud peopl
Iaof Little Rock to the groun'
& Now, ez a stugent, an a man wha
s. understan's fosofy, did | tecl
yer?'
81 Come to think oh hit, answered
Cobb, i don't believe yer did,
s. Now, Ant'ny, ez a stugent, an
Sa man ob science, didn't yer ruI
81 agin a post an knock dem tee
81 out?'
'Viewiog this subieck in a scien
afc light, / believe l did,
81 AN now, Ant'ny, as a stugen
& an larned man: won't yer with
8 draw dis case pendin' agin me, il
which yerset is de scientific plain
81 tor, an in what l is de scientif
81 'fendent?'
Yes, l will. Jedge, dis MAJ
g neber hit me, an | hereby wid
8draws de mistake.'
8 Dat was 'zackly right, say
SSimms, as the two men wen
@down together. Eff all the mel
8 Of science would hang tergedde
sdis way, dar wouldn't be half d
d trouble an oneasiness in de worl'
81 little Rock Gazette.