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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-09-19

5,,.l.p.ppaepother slish'ehillyes-
nlI',a, ',a.a.. although he passed what Is
s''','..'. comfortable" day. Itcan not
'.1,,... VI, ..,.rp.t.onh has changed in any
. ~ '.',. ,,p,,t Tor the better and it looks
~ w.. WI indeed III u very precaFious
- - The msmDer Of the Cabinet
Ian. Branch in waiting for an
l.,,lrl emergency
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-09-19

LoSDoS, September is-Attlie wool sales
yesterday 1000 bales we're offered, chiefly
Sydney and New Zealand. better conp6-
titiOn. Prices firm.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-09-19
WORRY OF THE WIRES.
JUSTICE WHERE JUSTICE is DUE.
Complaints Of Inadequate Facilities
Furnished by the Western Union
Telegraph Company for
Transmitting Messages,
NEw YoRE, September ls.-The follow
ing correspondence explains itself;

HNsN ANhNi SSptsHbSi TO- AhS AbteoW
ing correspondence explains itself:
NEw YoRE PRopucE EXCHANGE, 4
September lG, !
To General Thomas Ecksri, General !Superin-
teHdeM IVesierH Union Telegraph COmpdnE
DEAR sIE-Yery serious complaints are
being made to me that the facilities for
transmitting telegraphic dispatches be-
tween this Exchange and the west are en-
tirely inadequate for the volume Of bust.
ness now being transacted, | desire to
call your immediate attention to this mat
ter, and to respectfully request that such
additional wires and other facilities may
be provided as shall promptly meet the re-,
Quirements Of the membes OF this Cx-
change. Respectfully yours,
n
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-09-19
EVENING IrLLErIN.

The evening bulletin says The Presi'
dent, though quite weak, has passed quiet
day. There has been no recurrence OF the
chills or mental disturbance. At 8 \. Ma
slight iebrile rise occurred and began "a
subSide Rt II a. NJ, at which time his
temperature was 100; pulse ll6; respiration
20. There has been no increase in the
cough or change in the character OF the
expeCtOntion. At the evening examina'
ton the temperature was 0S.4, pulse lO2,
respiration 90
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27
cEocEHY srsKE TaLK.

The articles ia grocery store got
mad the other morning and had q
little talk over politics, religion, etc. :,
in most spirited manner.
'''m no sucker" said the mackerel.
''Ysu arc II might scaIey sort Of
party though" said the sugar, "and
I've got sand enough 10 Tell you 80 to
your face"
"l'll run counter 10 that. :" remark
cd a piece Of ofwOOdwoTk lergthwise Of
/ tie store.
"L1y the question on the shelf"
said another portion.
"Let Us have peis," cried out the
coffee.
'1}ah, you Taust be- green" said
the starch, "look at ms and get
little stifeniEg TO brace you"
'Iard help us," walled the batter.
'':5iiell out and Iel's get from be-
meath this yolk," cackled the eggs.
"IIit him with London club"
said bottle on the top shelf
"NOne Of your sauce, wait till you
catsup with the times" fred up the
pepper in hot temper.
"Shut up or IN sour on the whole
lot # you" snapped the vinegar"
"1affy, taGy," whispered the mo-
lasses, diets get into the thick Of it,"
"Let. call it a draw" simpered
the tea"
1--WE are too strong" bowIed the
cheese.
"How have the mitey fallen 90 re-
pied tie knife a. it sIung the cheese
ou fn ne floor.
"Aw, you shut up" answered the
c!.ct =. ~ IL closed the blade and
caucked ii cut of sight behird a
birre!.
"i.e;'- soap f1r better things" said
ihe lve.
GLOW can We ia the presence of a
lyc," s,id the soda.
"WeiI, If Pm lye you are alkali,"
came the answer
~ rise to point OF order," sung
ont the yeast.
"SaIt him down." squea.ed out
ham, "for I'm about smoked out"
"You can all be bought" said the
candy.
"Ah, You sweet thiag," came back
the Response, "what are ycu giving
us ?''
"We.l, III be darned," ripped out
the cofTee sack, ''if thi mustn't stop"
That's oil right" gurgleI the
kerosene.
"Blast you ali, I" reared the powder.
81 can match" fumed the sulphur.
'I'm shot," shrieked The lead over
ia the corner.
"Im cut" groaned The meat, ssaDd
will have la be mustered out of SER
vice"
"I'm killed." chorused the oyster.
tho lallsfer tho cod c-f.ssSae inacRerels
fE5e, l,era, tiae beef-and ia the midst
OF it the grocery Keeper walked in
and everything was flushed and
s-ide Went on as usual.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27
'laa. .l,so,cn CLo1ns. I

because hold it sinful 10 dcsrerd,
And viii not lo. tho bitterness or Iifs
Blind mo with burning tears. but look be-
yond
1'a tumu,i aud ils strife.
because lif. my head above tho mist.
Where the sun shines nmd lhe broad
hfeezes blow,
~ every rHy aud every raindrop kissed.
That Gods love doth hestaws
Thinl, you lind no bitterness nt all.
No burden 70 be hofue ike chri-,i,n'-
racitr
ThInl. you there nrenc ready tear. To fan,
Because keep them back
Why should hug lifs's iis with cold 70.
To onfse mysrif a"d al yl.a lose met
Nay.
A thousand ii,"oe nofs good than de-
servo
cod gives me every Gay.
3ni Ia each one Of tbe,s rrbel!ipua tears,
Keeps brayely b1el, hc makes rainbow
shine,
Grateful tako his slightest eias. uaIean
Nor any deubla arc mine
pall skies must c,car. and when ino
c'oads arc past,
Cise Golden dsy resl,enls Sc weary year;
Ea'ieus listen, sure that sWce. ~ la.t
Hill s6End h.5 voice og cheer.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27
TIE EARS OF sHAFTEsBURY. u. e.. ON
SCIENCE AND RELIGION

a few years ago attacks made upon
Religion by seme men of science led to
the foundation of Society to investi-
gate all Philosophical or Scientific ques-
tions, more especially those ssid To-
initiate against the Truths sf Reve.,-
ton, and 70 publish the resuits IL iiss
members in quarterly Journal this
Society, which was called the Victoria
Institute, or Philosophical Society Of
Great Britain, has now a house at
Adrlphi Terrace, Londoa, and boasts of
900 members, each paying ? small
annual subscription, amongst whom ara
many leading men of science. The
Archbishop of Canterbury, aud several
English, Colonial, and American Pre-
lates have also ieined it. Having been
founded under Lord Shaftesbury's
auspices, his Lordsh1p takes much in
,erest In its progress, which he recently
described rs follows II WAS present
at ,he very birth of this Society, when
an address was delivered in small
dark room l had no conception at
at that time of the work which the
Society wosld do, and ci ehe position
which it would hold, not only at home,
but also, as it is now beginning to do.
In America and our Colonies. | had
no expectation whatever Of seeing The
Society assume such masnikcrn. proper
tions, and from the b1tJum of M heaft
| thank Almighty God that he has %
prospered our efforts. Tie oi iecs with
which this Society was formed was not
merely to beat dow the views of Others,
not to be autagonlstic to the progress Of
Science, but to IL all that we could do
for the development of Truth, and, If l
may use the phrase, TO give Religion
fair play This Society was not found
eI ID establ sa either one 81 inion or an
other 1t was not started for the
purpose of setting up the Bible against
Science. The object of the Society was,
thatScience should havefairrlay that the
Truth should be told on all sides, and
that we might get rid ef the despotism
of certain scientific men because i is
perfectly we'll known that men of science
with alltheirsublims and mighty notion,
are as aespotic as the weakest ef the
human race, and they are sxercisin.
their despotic sway to remarkable
exent over very large number of risin:
young men, who are either fascinated
by what they have re.d and discovered
or are crushed by the authority of a few
great names. It was in order, as
have said, that Science should have fai
play that this Institute was established
and the blessing of G,a has SO reste'
{ upon it that it has at last taken hol
! in public estimation.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27
NAL ARGAL.
81 -OOD
POISONING,

Ceg s cai.!5 and Fover
E0 20, sntornlttcntRes
Dt ogi typhoid FeVers,
11sS, liver, Stomach,
sacy disorders, and
gaSuy o,1sg i}mouts, destroy
!.g tag health and lives OF
81 .le3a5 - driven out Of tho
system, end radically cured
~ tho uSo Of Sho LION MA
- -sA AND LIVER PAD and
= s<3.tesS3lC ngEY AND
20 ~9F ESe tire chear-
oGt ass os.sp passoct troet-
gs3@{, ~ <1e9 Absorption pTif1~
s}s2, Et3o EsIostoE5 acting IN
con ..s.e@t:c 1 vitAtlao Ped up
- ,519 fsorYo coGtegS and re-
II ptg cf tho BODY, i'm alb
eos sss20s Ga9 thoroughly rid.
DIM = Gf5tes0 frorl 80 Al A.
ts eo.1Cf..
T.3 ss.1o.1 treatment, PAD:
80C% SiE TER end FOOT
sTE.9, 81 combined,
- IS t2e t.so cheap
r ever discoV-
at1 positive euro
teac. Is Htc.1 accord
ins - c',F1atlsn5. Go11oTu-
ees, 1ac, EoiY Pl9stor and
Ecct .5,as>oF5, tho whole,
st-8-. 53.tl - a.i druggists,
e
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27
Poetry.
rmr nRooh FARM.
NJ ssru AoRlANn.

Away, away,
In foam and spray.
with lash and dash and culver
ON white steods splash,
Ger gray rocks dash,
Haste, Join tho rushing river
Tho wild birds sing,
Whilo spray ] fling
S'er rock aud rush aud flower
As ON | race
In reckless chase
10 meet The river lowcr.
The violet, droop,
The willows stoop,
intauch my waters flowing:
And lilies while,
And daisies bright,
rpon my banks are growing
Tao children play
Win my son spmy.
A. o'or me sunbeams qnirrr
cannot stay,
But mus. away
TO joln Use rushing river.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27
RAILROlD SoB.

\ largely attended meeting was
held at Cooper Institute in New York
City last Saturday evening to protest
against the confirmation of Stanley
Matthews as justice of the supreme
court Ell. Chi,tenden occupied the
chair. Resolutions were adopted
declaring Stanley Matthews to be a
Pacific Railroad candidate, and de-
nounclng his confirmation as proof of
purpose to pack the Supreme Court
with. judges who will reverse its
decisions in the Granger cases. The
resolutions also viewed the nomina-
tions of Elliott Shepard, son-in law OF
Vanderbilt, and VIM. Ii. Robertson,
as alarming proofs of the purpose and
power of corporate monepolies.
Addresses were made by Maiol
Haggerty, ex-senator Cnamer ant
| NJ. Chittenden.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27
RATES or AevEsrlslSe.

Special business nOtices i'm Local Col
u1Dns 20 cents per line Regular local
notices 10 cents per line.
For legal and transient advertisement !.
81 90 per square for the 6rAt insertion and
20 cents per square for each subsequent
insertion.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27
TO He WORKING GLASS

We are rory prepared to furnish all classes with con-
slant employment at home, the whole Of the tno, or
for their spare moments business new, light and
profitable. Persons cf either sex easily from 50
cents to s. per evening, aid proportional sum by
dey0tag their whole time To the business. Boys and
Girls earn nearly as much as men. That all who see
ts notice may send their address and test the husi-
ness we make this offer 10 such as not Well sat
sed ye si send dollar to pay for the trouble Of
writing. Full particulars and outfit free Address,
GEORGE sFiasos q Co., Portland. Maine. 2Jl
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27

Florence Percy, who wrote Rock II
to Sleep" is living with her thin
husband, the two Others having bseI
successfully rocked.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27

Before marriage sue was dear aud 1.
was her treasue; but afterwarl sb'
became dearer, and he treasure, and ys|
they are not happy.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27

4 member Of the Colorado Legislature
in addressing that august body, began,
"My felioow statesmen" His bill
psssed unanimously.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27
Albany Bath House.

se1iE UH0aksIGHED would INSPECT
iolly inlora The citizens " Albany aad vi
.aat have taken t3aFca olEHie tatabiish
set and, by Keeping elesu roouia e3a payn
s-riet attention 10 busiucss, expects O. nit al
saoea Hae may favor ns rth their patronage
gaviae hegetef9re carried oa ncth.ag bat
Firat-Class Hair Dressing saloons,
we azf Gets 70 give entire satisfaction e. al
Er cbBdten and LaGios' Hai- ueatiy "a
n tses gooed. JOS WEBNER.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27

The Washington bicyclers spoilt the
asphalt of the skating rink on Monday
night by falling on it and ploughins it
up with their noses.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-05-27

O. kNa 70 5000 a YEAR, or s. to go day IN
- 1UD your own locaitg No risk Women do
~ well as ulen AaBy make more tllau The amount
stated above 10 fa - make money fast.
any can do tho work. You can make from 50 cts.
70 g an hour By devoting your evenings and spare
tine the business. 1t csts nothing try the bus
iues5 Nothing like IL for money making offered
before. business pleasant and strictly honorable.
Reader II yJu want 10 know al about the best paying
business before tho public send your address and
will send you full particulars and private terms
free samples worth s. also free you thcu make
8p your mind for yourself address GEORGE SIlK-
son Z CO., Portland, Maine.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1881-04-07
What Is Wa,er For.

Water is so common we hardly
think Of it, t. b,Jin with, wl'cr
WAS Gods bu.ller Of The world, as
wo see it. The rocks were mud and
sand malo by wnter aud laid down
by it, one kind on the top Of auo;h-
er, Coal, made of plants, was COW
erod mp by water, 80 tbit the rot
ting plants were kept there aud
changed into coal. Veins Of lead,
copper, gold, silver, crystals, were
cracks in the rocks, filed with wa.
ter that had these precious things
Dissolved in it. And water. as ice
(glnciers). ground up rocks into
earth, in which plants can grow, tho
sea and streams helping to do the
work Water builds plants aud
animals, too. Threequarters Of what
they arc male of is water. When
You pay twenty ceuts for peek of
potatoes you are really paying fife
teen of the cents for water 10 the
potatoes. 4 boy who weighs eigh-
ty pounds, if perfectly dried mp,
wonld weigh only twsnty pon nds.
And there could be no potato nor
hoy without water. II must dis
solve things to make them over in.
to new things , and it carries them
where they are wanted to bnild the
things. ID softens food, and then as
wa,ery blood carries the food to
every part Of the body to make new
flesh and bole1, that W. may grow
aud have strength. 1t carries the
plants food, also, up into tho plant,
Aud water c,rries min aud goods
in boats, and, as steam, drives his
cat 9. 1t makes the wheels so in his
factories. 1t is great wo rker, and
we could not get along without it.
And it makes much of the beauty in
the world. Ask your frie nds how il
does that g. C0ngregationdiiSt.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1881-04-07
What is a Christian,

If you come to us aud say you arr
a praying man, we answer We are
glad but we would like to ask
your wife aud children what your
praying is doing for youf II you
say you daily read the Bible, that is
right, but lot US ask your partner in
buiness how much of its teaching
you practice. II you say you are q
member of the church, we are glad
Of that. il you are worthy member,
II not-we are sorry for the church
But let US go on to the street to SCI
whether the people you daily meet
think you ought to be- church
member. SO it comes to pass that
q bundle Of Christian duties may bt
| dry and useless, or they may be tbs
evidence Of Christian life
Whether man 4 4 ChristIsn or no
depsads. ri tIfsly ppou the psiaelpls'
! !! ;;ji u J; s;''s !. q y. =
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1881-04-07
(lticura
Something Of Interest to every Man,
Woman and Child.

Is your niood fnpu,e ani loaded with
the Puiun Of scrofua
Is your la, s.reurth oozing ont through On
incurebic Ulcer or sore
Isyour -k;o covered With Itching SosIy
and ScTOiuluus III umntr
Il your Compile Niou disnyuted with Un.
eighty Eruptlons or Blcmise
~ ynur iiair Thin, lielfss and raridiy ta.l-
log out, and Scalp co'erel with Scales
A. the >kin on your haHds hosyh' Red.
Cracked ur hlosdiugi
Isyour ti,iid growing up with Scrofuuus
Humor. lursllng iroti every porel
L. Haby afflicted with reald Head or any
Scalp or skin liuWor
4, 80, ihen 40 human agency can 80 speed .ly,
permanently and economically cleanse tho
i,lold. rloar the Complexion aud skin, restore
the liatr and cure "yety species Of Itching,
Scaly aud soroiuIous n itncts ul tue skin scalp
aud blood. as tho UUTiOt hA kEM EDitS,
consisting OF
cinal Iciiy artcsis di,tese, alloys innumms.
tion, itching aud irritation, heals GERS aud
sores. oats away Dead skin nj fiosh and
liumUfs aud bloOd P1isOns. Price D. cents,
Large boxes tl,OJ.
2. tu,,,urn M,dicinr' Toilet SOAP, an
eNqul Ite Toilet. Bath -nj Nursery Sana 10,
fragrant with delicious flower odnrs aud heal
ing bnl-ans. soitens, hcai-.r -ireshss and beau
ttcs the Complexion and skin. ftice 70 cents
Prepared for shaviug, 10 beuts.
.. Gu, idcgn Rtsulvrut the new Blood
Further. clcnbsos the Hood throug tue Liver
kldurys. bowels and ssin aud otaiicates o..
cry tftCT ~ ScThtuiput hunOfs
Blood IolsOns. Proc 900
Tho tuticurR Hud Co,icurn soap extcr.
nelly and the Cut.cuFW itrsolvem Internally
viii JositiSoiy cure every species OF IunJr.
from a common rimple to Sriofuls.
Inquire nbo.S 'hem Mt your druggiars.
Right here ia this tbwn YOU may Nod evidence
oi their wonderful cures
scdd stanp for "lliustrpioi tratise on I .
skin" cIttGiniug tie mott remarkable testi-
muniais ever TttUid,d IN the annals ~ medical
practice
Uniicurn i-m-Ii-s arc prepared by
WELkS h pOIl Ek, ,hVmists aud Drug.
gifts
800 waFb ington-St., Dostnu, Mass.
cJ- rutlrurn Eemrdtc. mailed tree % any
address ON rcceipt OF uficc.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1881-04-07
HOW They DROP SHor.

The Baltimore american TINS
describer one OF the processes Of
making shot in one Of the towers in
that city.
Ono of the secrets" Of the manu-.
iactnre ia the mixing Of the lead
with u cert tin prop )r.iJn o com.
binatiou OF mineral snbsta ncos called
"temper.' THO "temper is fused
with the lead, and gives the mcllen
metal that consistency whic b makes
II drop. II it w1ro not for the
temper" the lead would he mould.
cd by tho sieve, aud would form lit
tie pencils ir4tnal OF rornl shot.
When "B)' shot, fJr in stance, is
being made, tho lstl is pourol iuto
n pan perforated with holes cores
ponding IT, that siSo, The little
pellets come pouring down in a
continuous shoser, aud fall into n
tank filed with water on the ground
floor. In their descent of 2J0 feot
they become perfect spheres, 6rm
and dense, and they are tolerably
cool when hey strike the water, al.
though tho swift coucussion makes
the tank foam and bubble MS If the
water was boiling fuiiously. The
shot must fall in water. for If they
should strike any firm substance
they would be 0utteuel aud knocked
out Of shape To get the little
pellets perfectly dry after they have
been in tue "wol" is tho most diff
icult and troublesome process OF
the whole manufacture. An ,lo-
vator with small buckets, very much
/. like those used in Il ur mills, AR
,ies the shot mp as fast as they
reach the bottom of tho well and
deposits them IN Il box siSty feet
above The G,si fio or, The w0tor
drips from the buckets as they &c
up and not much is poured into the
receiver ab I'VE, although it is intend
cd to q II so.t of dripping machine
: From this re,eiyor tho shot rams
down spout into drying pan
, which greatly resembles gigantic
, shoe made Of sheet iron The pan
rests at ao anglo which permits the
; shot to roll slowly down to the
, chamber below, and the pellets be-
, come perfectly dry as they pass ov ei
3 he warm sheet iron.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1881-04-07
A Serpant's Castle.

A Canada paper describes n sim
gular mountain rock cave, thirty
miles northwest Of Winnipeg, Man.
itoba, whero every winter the snakes
of all species in the surrounding
country resort for their hibernal
sleep.
Last winter some of the convicts
of the penitentiary were set to work
to build wall around the entrance
to the cave. When the time arrived
for the snakes to seek their haunts
they found their progress impeded,
and soon the strange gathering was
increased by fresh arrivals from the
interior, until many thousands OF
snakes were racing and wriggling
around the entrance, vainly seeking
an opening in the wall. Heads with
small eyes and red tongues we're
projected in hundreds from every
crevice in the rock, and most un-
earthly hissing was kept mp.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1881-04-07
A Galveston darkcy rushed into

A Galveston darkey rushed into Q
a doctors Office aud breathlessly ex-
claimed "Come on. doctor, right
OF Oar is somebo ly in my bonso
who is iu au awful 6x-laid up in
bed a-gronin' aud a-sronin." "who
ia it I" "Its me. You see, boss.
didn't hab anybody to send. 30
come myself"
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1881-04-07
Don't. Bartholomew"

II is sad to think in how few
breasts are implanted good works.
Little Johnny Cadip caught large
and singularly beautiful specimen OF
the beetle tribe last SUNNI er, aud
smuggled il along TO church in the
pocket Of his roundabout. As there
was no one in the pow in front
when tho services began, Johnny
leaned over and deposited his bug
on it's cushion as favorable for air
exercise. Johnny was ono of those
good small boys who can always be
trusted not TO fidget and make u
noise in church, from the reason
that they sleep peacefully through
the entire service. just after John.
ny had began dreaming OF red AMI
green beetles six feet long, young
man aud his "stoajy company" were
shown into the pew in front, aud
the young lady sat down by the in
sect aforesaid.
The minister had barely got &c
thirdly, before the young lady, who
was very thinly attired, it being ter
ribly hot weather, began to blush
and glance nervously at her escort
Tbeu she whispered
Don't, Bartholomew"
The young man thought sh,
meant to stop tanning, SO ho did 80
and laid the fan on the seat.
The young lady suddenly begai
to blush redder than ever, aud to
wriggle around a little.
"Somebody'll see you, Bartholo
mew."
"Well, wot of it," murmurol the
young man. in surprised tone
"Tbats wot I'm here for"
"But it won't dc" she whispered
tenderly behind her hymu-book
This ain't picnic ground.
"What are you giving me 7" re-
turned tho young man in the s. L
society style Of the period.
"There. now, you're at it again,
} said the girl, trying to move NJ
further in tho corner. "If you tick
le me that way I'll holler right out
i can't stand it,"
"Can't stau what 7"
. "Now don't, Bnrty. II We ar
going to be married, it is no reaso
for you to act this way. Oh, gra
cious me, Mr. Schermerhorn, l mus
request you to desist.'
: "Wby, great Scott, Amanda"
"Ouch oh, jimmy y and tho ex
asperated young female created
sensation 10y making a break for tn
do II, Bartholomew baiug immiate
ly fired out hy tue sexton for dis
turbing..the meeting.
And meanwhile Johnny, who ha
been awakened by the occurrence,
concluded to chain up his beetl,
keep a discreet silence, ani sleep
out. He was a farsesing boy.