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The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-03-09
Che SentimeI-
WEDNESDAY, MARCH.

The National Banks are trying hard to
scare Congress, but they find it easier to buy
HAYES
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-03-09

Cases are constantly occurring in every
family where. il DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup
were used in time, the cough and cold would
give 10 further trouble
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-03-09
Boiler Explosion.

MELVILLE Ind, March 3.-The boiler of Charles
Harrence's saw-mil exploded this afternoon
l. Marley was killed and several others were in
inrtd
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-03-09
General Hancock in n

General Hancock in New York.
NEW YORK, March l-General Hancock pre-
sided at the meeting Of the National Ride .Asso
cintiOn to-day.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-03-09

The National Butter and Cheese Associa-
ton.
CEDAR RAPIDS, Ia. March THE eighth an
nual Convention of the National Butter. Cheese
and Egg Association met here to-day. Governor
Gear welcomed the Association the part oi
the State OF Iowa.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-03-09
RAILWAYS
Regulating Pills.
Perfect Purgatives, Soothing Aperients Acc
without Pain, Always Reliable and attn.
raj In Their Operation.
A Vegetable Substitute for CalOmel.

Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with SWEEP
gum, purge, regulate. purify, elesnse ana
orders of the stomach, liver, bowels, kidneys,
bladder, nervous diseases headache, constipation,
cOstiveness, indigestion, dyspepsia, billousnesss
fever Inflammation of the bowels, piles and de
Judgements of the internal viscera- WarrantedF
effect cure. Purely vegetable, containing
mercury, minerals or deleterious drugs.
Observe the following symptoms resultingfrd
diseases of the Digestive Organs.
Constipation. inward piles, fullness OF blood
the head, acidity of the stomach, nausea, hes
burn, disgust of food, iIllness or weight in :
stomach sour quotations, sinking or hutterine N
the heart choking OF suffering sensations when
a lying posture. dimneSs of vision. dots or WI N
before the sight fever and dull pain in the hesd
deficiency of perspiration, yellowneSs OF the skin
and eyes pain in the side, chest, limbs, and sud
den flushes of heat burning in the flesh.
A few doses of Railways Pills will free the syk
TEN from all the above name ddisorders.
Price, Is cents per Box.
Sold by Druggists.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-03-09
TO THE PUBLIC

There can be no better gursr 30 OF theyIrtf
Dr. Railways old established D. z. Remedies.
the base and worthless imitati > > of them, ASH
are False Resolvents Relief arc P.uA Besura
ask for Railways, and see th3t the nRme 20
way u on what.you buy.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-03-09
Read FALSE AND TRUE

Send a letter stamp to RAILWAY 4 Co., Ne
Warren. corner Church street, New Nork-
Information worth thousands viii resent
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-03-09

Pure blood makes sound flesh, strong bone and
a clear skim II you would have your flesh finn
your bones sound, without carries and your CON-
solvent.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23
Let's Talk About the Water.

In view OF the interest felt in the matter or
water supply, we give elsewhere the results OF
an Interview with an officer of the Holly man
ufacturing company In regard to the merits Of
the Holly system OF forcing an additional sup
ply Into the street mains by steam power. Ac-
cording to these statements. the system could
be employed satisfactorily here and at 10 great
cost. II It should turn out, however. that the
expense would come anywhere near the half
million dollars that would suffice, according to
Gen. Meigs' plan to adequately enlarge the sup
ly brought 10 the city, then the latter remedy
would be the cheapest In the end, especially as
it would not involve the annual expenditure for
pumping required D. the Holly system. How
ever, II is well TO discuss the merits OF all the
remedies proposed, and see II we cannot hit
upon the right one. In our present emergency
the degree OF speed with which relief can be
obtained will be an important consideration.
In this respect the Holly system may perhaps
have the advantage.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23

The breaking down or the speakers platform
at the Alexandria celebration yesterday should
admonish the authorities OF Washington that
they cannot exercise too careful supervision
or the various temporary structures put I'D
here In connection with the inaugural ooserv-
anceS next week. Some or these frame works
are intended TO hold a great number OF persons
and should one OF them give way 10 any part tt
would De almost impossible TO estimate the
loss or life and limb that must ensue Not a
Few OF them, furthermore, are SO situated as to
endanger, In case OF a break down not alone
the lives OF their occupants, but also those of
persons who might at the time be standing or
passing beneath or In front OF them Before
any or these structures are allowed to be occu-
PIED, every one OF them should be rlgidly In
spected, by authorized and competent persons.
10 see that they are perfectly secure. and
strong enough for the service expected OF them
Not only this, but the number OF persons each
will safely accommodate should be ascertained
and positively prescribed In advance. so as to
avoid crowdlng and ali risk of danger when
the crowd comes In case like this, an ounce
of prevention is worth whole ton OF cure.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23

The Senatorial deadlock In PENNSYLVANIA was
broken last night by the agreement OF the
republican legislative conference to support
Hon. John /, Mitchell, at present representing
the 10th Congressional district, to succeed SEN
ator Wallace. The result Is more credItab!e
and satisfactory than the public could well
expect under the circumstances. MI. Mitchell
has already served two terms In the House, so
that he Is not without requisite legislative ex.
perience; and. although he has as yet done
nothing to direct special attention ID himself.
he is regarded by the leading members OF both
parties as man OF ability, fairness and Integrity
and one who is likely 10 represent his state
hOnorably and well.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23
Railroad Monopoly Changes
Hands,

IL Is authOrttatively announced that conn.,
binatiOn has been effected by Jay Gould and
others. including the New jersey Central and
the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad company. and
that the combination has purchased majority
OF the stock OF the Philadelphia, Wilmington
and Baltimore railroad.
To the employees OF the roads In question and
TO shareholders in them this transfer OF control
may be matter OF considerable consequence.
but TO the people of Washington and the gen.
eral public 1t is In the nature OF a distinction
without a difference,-Se far, at least as the
prospects for better accommodations and lower
rates Of travel between this city and New York
are concerned Indeed, there Is reason to fear
that the change may be worse than that since
II Is understood that one OF its results will he
TO paralyze If not TO eventually defeat the pre-
ject OF opening a second line between the
cities OF Philadelphia and Baltimore. The Bal
timore Ohio company, 1t will be remembered
was backing that effort for a competing line
and now that 1t controls the only line north
ward, its interest will be to defeat what 1t for
erly advocated so strenuouSly, and its powers
v Ill undoubtedly be devoted to that end. In
les therefore the Pennsylvania railroad also
g. tngeS its front, ana hereafter supports what
formerly opposed, IL is hard to see how the
Yelling public Is In any way interested In the
aDge. 1t Is TO be hoped. however, that that
'-- Ilt VIII follow. What is wanted Is two rail-
;" Ly lines between the political and commercial
Z tails OF the country, so that the advantages
ccmpe tition may be enjoyed.
ut should 1t make this fight, the PennsyIya-
company, strong and able as IL Is, VIII find
Il IL has mightier enemy to grapple with
IN II has ever before met liz direct struggle
!. has now to cope with and overcome the
most ooundless wealth and the far-reaching
ana powerful combinations of Mr.. jay Gould
who is confessedly the master spirit In the late
negotiations Yet this fact, while 1t may at
first discourage, should In reality embolden the
opposition Mr.. Gould's power Is already so
great and so baleful that the legislature or Del
aware can hardly afford TO surrender to him
al any price that which 1t holds In trust not
only for the people OF that state but for the
whole country. To refuse to give charter to
new road now would be virtual confession
On the part OF that body that ft holds jaw
Gouid's money above the most vital public
interests.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23

The House SET apart next Sunday for eulogies
upon the late Fernando Wood, because 10 was
relieved that every working day remaining 10
the session would be required 10 get through
necessary legislation. Why wouldn't IL be
good policy to have all the eulogles upon de-
ceased members delivered on Sundays? There
IS nothing in these proceeding in the least OBJ
uoxious 10 the orthodox view OF a proper oh
seIvsnce OF the Sabbath.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23

Niagara Falls. says an exchange, Is the Only
natural curiosity in this country which is not
daubed ali over with patent medicine adyer-
tisements. This is PROBABLY true. approx
mately. at least. The approaches to the Falls.
that is on the American side, are however. all
disfigured with sign boards bearing the legend
Admission . cents, or Admission % cents ,
This sort OF thing In the eye OF the average
tourist. is good deal worse than patent medi-
cine advertisements
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23

The lot OF Presidentelect is not a happy
one, any more than that of a policeman. en-.
Garfield was visited only a few days ago by
Dalzeu, and now the telegraph tells Us that
Seoyel OF New jersey has been to Mentor. Fate
may be dered now. Ii can have nothing worse
In store.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23

No little surprise is expressed at the verdict
OF the jury In the Johnson murder case. The
murder was one OF the most brutal and wanton
ever committed in Washington. and It was not
supposed that the jury would be seriously i'm
pressed b. the threadoare insanity dodge
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23

THE STAB Office In connected with the Telephone
Exchange Advertisements. orders for the paper
by mail and otherwise. news, any information or
business can be sent day or night. free Of charge
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23

CUNNINGHAM, the well Known, reliable
X Halter, is prepared to do all kinds Of worn
IN his line. New SILK HATS made to order, and
old ones remodeled. Remember the No. $40 9th
Of. northwest. japl0
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23
SPECIAL NOTICE-REMOVAL.


TAKE PLEASURE IN ANNOUNCING TO
MY FRIENDS, CUSTOMERS AND THE PUB.
Lie. THAT 1 HAVE LEASED THE FINE
STORE, 939 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE. AND
WILL OCCUPY THE SAME ABOUT THE 18TH
OF MARCH. 1 WILL THEREFORE OFFER
MY ENTIRE STOCK OF CLOTHING AT AND
BELOW COST. TIL STOCK Is OF THIS SEA
SONS MANUFACTURE. CONSISTING OF
FINE BLACK CLOTH DRESS SUITS,
DIAGONAL AND WOkSTED SUITS,
CASHMERE AND CHEVIOT SUITS,
DIAGONAL, BEAVER. CHINOHILLA AND
OTHER STYLES OF OVERCOATS,
A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF ULSTERETTES,
SPRING OVERCOATS IN ALL THE NEW
SHADES, BOYS AND OHILDREN'S SUITS,
AND GREAT MANY OTHER SPEOIALTIES.
THESE GOODS ARE SUITABLE FOR THE
COMING INAUGURATION. AND BETTER
OPPORTUNITY TO BUY FINE CLOTHING AT
SUCH SACRIFICING PRICES HAS NEVER
BEEN OFFERED BEFORE.
A. S Il r A u 8
1O1l Pennsylvania avenue,
feb21 Between 10th and 18th streets
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23

FLORIDA ORANGES,
FRESH TOMATOES, OAPONs FROM PHILA-
DELPHIA
ALSO, PHILADELPHIA CHICKEN AND TUB
KEYS.
EXTRA ROAST BEEF, OANyAS4-BACK. BED
HEAD, QUAIL. GROUSE. ETC.
PALACE AAHhET,
Cor. l4th and New York ave.
FBANk j. TlBBET0. janl7
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23

JUST BECEIVED TWO CAR LOADS
PEACH BLOW AND PEERLESS POTATOES,
Price 80 Gents per Bushel.
10 pounds GRADUATED Sugar, best quality. for 81 90
l0H Coffee "a" LOO
u Light Brown " 90 Loo
Imperial and Oolong Tea, per 10. ........... 40
Gunpowder Tea, very choice. per lb...... -. 80
Old Government Java Coffee, per Id .......... 28
Laguayra Coffee, choice. per lb.............. 26
Very best Rio Coffee, per ID .................. 10
Minnesota Patent Process Flour, per sack. 2.25
Choice Virginia Family Flour, per saGk...... LIS
Extra ...... 1.60
Sweet Catawba Wine, per gall. ............. LOO
Don Carlos Sherry, rich and frutty, per gall $50
California Brandy, equal TO imported. 800
did. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 80. 25o
German Mustard, per gall. ............ 80
Very choice Porto Rico Molassee, per gall go. 10
And all other articles usually kept in q hrst-clssa
establishment, at CORRESPONDENCE low figures. at
HOWABDs0,
9TH and L streets northwest.
n. B.-Telephon1c Connections. lAnl9-3m
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23
FINANCIAL.

DkOFIrs 200 PER CENT.-An Association has
Il been formed by responsible partias to Conduct
operations in connection with the Turf, Bookmak-
ING, Hiring, Race Track Pooling, Privileges, &c.
winch VIII realize from 10 to 80 per cent per month
S20,OtO already subscribed. Capital, SlLO. OOO
Snares, S2S. send for Pros pectus.
$3.50 J. r. WILSON l. CO.,
leoio $50 Broadway, New York.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23

Holm B. KELLY,
- DEALER N FRST-OLA6e
BEEF. LAMB. VEAL. MUTTON. 10.
OORNED BEEF SPECIALITY.
Stalls 62S, 629, and $50 Center Market 9Th street
wing, and 206 and 20S Northern Liberty Market; or
address Box II, City Post Office.
Marketing delivered free OF charge 70 al parts OF
jle city decl6
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23

DETITS POIS-V.
FLAGEOLETS-F.
CHAMPRI6NONS-A. n.
HARICOTS VERTES-E. r,
MACEDOINES DE LEGUMES.
TRUFFES DU PERIGORD.
EVAPORATED VEGETABLES FOR SOUP
b. w. REEDS SONS,
NEGOCIANTS,
Headquarters for fine imported Goods.
feb5 l2l6 f street uorthwsst.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23
DRY GOODS.
INAUGURATION NOTES.


Assni6otc; ALL SILK VELVET. 26 in, $3.50
EVENING BkOCADES, al colors. sl
WHITE BBOCADES, al grades aud styles
Gal IkS in every oosor puTe elk. 81 80.
BEADkD DRksS FRONTS in great variety
bAIlSS uE LYON in choice shades
sATlSS. sIl Ksand NELvETs. all colars
HOUSEKEEPING GOODS
One dog, pure LINEN NAPKINS lweight ~ or.
Sl.i0
Fine HUoK TOWELS 81. s. 40 and S.
TABLE DAMaSKs Ia great variety.
QUILTS, COMFORTS and BLANKETS
Elesant stock of NAPKINS NJ low prices.
SREETINGS AZ the lowest market prices.
CRETONNEs, LApPET MUSLINS. SC.
ONE PRICE.
~. n. SINISTER q SONS.
feb2l 810 Pennsylvania avenue.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23

SPEtIAL ATTENTION.
BLACK ALL sILR BROCADES at 81. rs, former
..,> Rrtce 81 IS; BarrAins
''tAIbA VALUE" Ia Bl.AS K SATIN TX LYON,
and BLACK BRoCADE SATINS. from l. 50
BEApED snd EMBROIDERED SATIN DRESS
FRONTS. ~
ELEGANT WHITE BROCADE SATINs
COZ OhED SATIN DE LYON, all shades At Al Tb
LIGHT oOl4Oks iE BRIGADE SATINs, GAUZEs
snd sAIISS.
hHYBER CLOTHS sui ASH MERTS AL shades
'bARG ANS IN Table Linens rOWnI.s
NAPhlNS, BLANKETS and QUILTS.
NEW SPRING GOODS"
LINEN LAWNS, ZEPHYR. CLOTHS CHEW
Ions, CHUDDA and NOME CLOTHS
FIGURED and DOTTED SMIss. SC &c.
sE-AN INSPECTION IS SOLICITED.
sE-oNE PRICE ONLY
PERRY q BHOTHRR
PENN. AVE. Ooh. sTa ST.
Established ls4O. feblg
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23
PERSONAL.

A LII PATRONS OF THE MONTROsE DkIRY
~ are cautioned against my former driver Frank
Hosmer. rs he has been discharged.
f<b25-1 E. KEISER, Proprietor.
ERACE ROYAL, from Boston. n remarkable
NIest business and Medical Olairvoyant, tells
nan ss Hours from till y. m. no visitors ex-
cept for business Sittinss. 81. 222 I'd Sc. north
west. feh15 ots
IOHN PATCH EXAMINES TITLES, reports a1
- To the bity OF people, with abstracts of
liens on real estate. 500 10th st. ". Office hours
IN 1Oa. ~. to and 3 to 10 u. n. cell -5m'
ADAM BOSS. the Ions, esta blished reliabIs
III Oaifvoyant ana Astrolo8ist gives better sstis
faction In AL affairs Of life than any one In the pro
fession tells the past. present and future destny
tanning TO business, love and natrimony ALL I.
TRounLR CALL. Satisfaction given or no pay
Consultation Rooms, I02 I'd st.. above d stree
northwest. spS
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-02-23
W. w. BCRDETTE N CO.,
feb21 st 92S 9TH IT. and FOG II IT. n.w

fNLECAMPANE AND FOREGROUND
COUGH DROPS,
Relieve and Cure Coughs, Colds and Hoarseness
quicker than any other remedy. Half pound Boxes
70 cents
ARTHUR NATTANS, PHARMACIST
febZI 18th and and I'd and .ts north west
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1881-07-07
Women as TeIegraphers.

The English government has en-
plOyed women as telegraphists since
January, 1870. Nominations to COM
pete are given by the postmaster-gen-
eral. The limits OF age are mot under
ii or over 1S."
They receive eight shillings a week
TO begin with, the highest scale of pay
being thirty shillings a week, and they
work eight hours a day between the
hours 8 a. m. and 8 p. m. They FORM
eriy worked in separate galleries. but
it was found desirable to place them in
the same galleries as the men and bows.
and the society and mutual influence
has been productive of beneficial re-
suits The female telegraphists be-
long to the class from which assistants
behind the counters of shops are re-
cruited; these posts, however. are open
to women Of all grades.
Great accuracy, general intelligence
and quickness are required for the
work, which is, a. a rule, satisfactorily
accomplished. 1t is deemed inexpe-
dent to employ females in night work.
AT the present time 967 women tele-
graphists are employed by the govern
mcnt in London, Edinburgh, and Dub
lin.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1881-07-07
A Counting in the Old DAYS.

Thirty years ago Michigan people
were a frank and truthful set. Strang-
ers could go there and trade horses
with their eyes shut, and breach of
promise cases were unknown. Folks
meant what they said, and when they
gave their word stuck 70 it.
Exactly thirty years ago this month
a widower from New York state ap-
peared in Lansing on business. That
same business carried him over to
Dewitt, eight miles away. While OH
the way he stopped at log farmhouse
to warm his cold fingers. He was
warmly welcomed by the pioneer and
his wife, both of whom were well
along in years, and after some general
talk the woman queried.
':Am L right in thinking you are a
widower?"
yes"
did you come out here TO find a
wifeY'
partly"
did anybody tell you of our Susie p
mo"
"Well, we've got as bouncing a girl
of twenty-five as you ever set eyes up
on. She's good-lOoking, healthy, and
good-tempered, and 1 think she'll like
your looks"
"Where is she?"
cover i'm the woods, here, chopping
down a coon tree. Shall j blow the
horn for herr"
mo. If you'll keep an eye OH my
horse I'll find her."
"Well, there's nothing stuck up or af-
fected about Susie. She'll say yes or
no as sOcn rs she looks you over. If
you want her, don't be afraid to say
So"
The stranger heard the sound of her
AK and followed it. He found her
just as the tree was ready to fall. She
was stout, goodlOoking girl, swinging
the AK like a man, and in two min
utes he had decided to say:
''Susie, I'm a widower from New
York state; I'm thjrty-nine years old,
have one child, own a good farm and /
want wife. Will you go back home
with me?"
She leaned on her AK and looked at
him for half a minute, and then re-
piled:
Cant say for certain. Just wait
till L get these 'cOons of my mind.
She sent the tree crashing to earth,
and with his help killed five 'coons,
which were slowed away in a hollow
"Well, what do you sayP" he asked,
rs the last coon stopped kicking.
I'm your'n" was the reply, "and by
the time you get back from Dewitt III
have these pelts off and tackled up and
be ready for the preacherp
He returned to the house, told the
old folks that he would bring a preach.
er back with him, and at dusk that
evening the twain were married
Hardly an hour had been wasted in
counting, and yet he took home one OF
the best girls in the state of Michigan
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1881-07-07
a German Invasion.

The English papers complain of the
invasion of England by vast numbers
OF educated Germans, who seek posi-
tons as clerks and music teachers
chiefly. The World adds:
The very few occupations of average
education are invaded by swarms of
German ladies of good family" who
are as eager and INSCRIPTIONS in hunt
ing for situations rs their countrymen.
They profess German, French, italian,
English, music, dancing, kindergarten,
needlc-work, and host of other accom-
plishments. Our English governesses
stand no chance with them, and are
completely beaten out of the field.
These German ladies are generally
"direct from Hamburg" or direct from
Hanover" We frequently find the
German lady, well born and highly
educated" and direct from one of the
abOve-named places, offering her ser
vices as lady help and lady housekeeper
Orthe most moderate sum cOnceiva-
BILE; and crowds of German young
persons, just arrived" are available az
nurses, nursery governesses, ladies'
maids, cooks and hOusekeepers, and
machinists; many of them, it is adver-
tised, "would be content with a very
moderate salary, as they cannot speak
English"
There are various trades here that
have been completely ruined by the
importation of cheap German goods.
The picture trade is principally in Ger
man hands. The ranks of labor are
crowded with German workmen. We
have German architects and German
professors Of all kinds. German en-
cheering firms compete successfully
with ours. Their cheap contracts are
frequently accepted in preference to
those of English firms for works of
considerable magnitude; and they not
only bring ironwork from Germany,
but workmen as well. We have every
thing now ut the lowest figure, even
to the humble German potato, which,
it is asserted, rivals the Irish article in
quality, as it does in cheapness. And
yet we do not Boycott our Teutonic
friends. On the contrary, we hold out
our arms and receive them as brothers,
though we stand in danger Of being
ruined by German competition gener.
ally. These are surly facts which
should make the subjects of the Kaiser
little more tolerant of Israelitish
competition.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1881-07-07
Little Johnny on Dogs.

sun Francisco Wasp
One time there was a Teller bot a
dog of a man in the market, and the
dog was a bitter. After it had bit the
teller four or five times he threw a
close line over its neck and led it back
to the dog man in the market, and he
said to the dog man the Teller did:
"Ole man didn't you use to have
this dogP"
The dog man he looked at the dog,
then he thot awhile and then he said:
"Wel, yes, had him about hat the
time and the other half he had me-"
Then the Teller he was fewrious mad
and sed:
"Wot did you sell me such a dog as
thisn for"
The ole man spoke up and sed: "For
four dollars and seventy 5 cents loffle
money"
Then the Teller he thought he would
go home if the dog was willing.
Dogs howl loudern cats, but cats is
more purry and can walk on top of a
fence and blow up their tails like q
bloom when they want to spit.