The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-05-17
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spring SCOT Glasgow Times.
The last great game Of cards will
likely be -won by a party by the
name Of Gabriel, as Re will trumpet
Il Safe Joarual.
John Eagen got Hattie Rockwell
for wife. John has an eye to busi-
ness. he wants vile who can roei;
well.--[Ditt stg
A spreai-agIe fellow oat in Texs,
claims thar We Aas-"thc lilo Grande
Tor bath-thh, and all Mexico for a
back yard. II Sunday Courier.
The man who has been long talked
Of as having one foot in the grave, i,
now known to have had the other in
a medical college.-[Glasgow Times.
The dead lock is well enough as far
as it goes, but what the country wants
10 to sec that Senatorial torrent to
speech locked and damned. Yeo-
man. ~ fHia4 s,-
We reckon that as those smart
men have revised the work called the
Bible. the mex, ancient thing they viii
get after will be the Constitution Of
Kentucky Dittoe.
The most pafadoxical defDition Of
Meome-P atti,bill-ity that the sa,day
Courier has heardiof is. that Aaelina
Patti receives $4,000 per night for
singiug.-!Sunda Courier.
Sarah Bernhard has packed her
beautiful robes and returned to her
little accidents, bearing them a little
matter Of a couple hundred thousand
dollars as reward for doing without
their ma Post. osa .lo,- 3
A business man is never safe in st
Louis 0ne opened new hat store
there recently, and was sent to the
peniientiary Tor his enterprise. IN
fortunately, he did it with a crowbat
-ESunday Argus.
Diana was a great hunter. A large
number OF the present day girls arc
great hunters too -for beaux. MAYBE
they would get more game il they
would wear hunting suits like the one
Diana wore State Journal.
NJ ,o
now allowed in Massachusetts, saloons,
and tho nectar from Kentucky must
be shot down in full view Of any son
OF temperance who may happen to
want To see bow IL ia done.-l Courier
journal. ''H 1fs
Several cases h.ve Ia,elv hoe, 70.
nor,oJ of norsons L,;na hn,;.,a liz
None Of these occurred in Cincinnati.
between the doctors and mean whisky,
a man there dies so completely that
some people doubt whether even Cab
rielstrump will resurrect him. Sun
day Argus.
Il voull he heavy on ,bs somsrso,
ncop,e ;f The Ksn,nckv Press Asso.
citation, when there next month,
would como TO a deadlock, and, stay
there oil summer There viii lIa. Of
Ulcers TO elect, and VIC understand
there will be ReadjuS!er in the bod,
them Dittoe.
ri, ,,,
a.. no 'o',oW WIZ auvi'eS pcoPle 70
IL decidedly off. She can sleep on
abe edge OF a knife. and have plenty
Of room to turn over without falling
off the bed. It's David Davis who
requires tho wide berch.--[Brccken.
ridge News. %
mi,
Inc a ,S henlncNlan r., comment y,
LYON TO Miss Lizzie Lamb. saws the
time has come when the lion and lamb
shall lie down together. II could have
added: And after awhile a little child
shall lead them-if thew have luck
Il Breckenridge News fg IN
~, So. j,
Whep q le,iow'is taking 10 o girl
ana Two kiilkenny cats commence TO
screnade MIN right under the window
nlid ne tries 10 drown their noise by
taking loud and ia'ls, he ieeis as u
10 iad oceh eont ior anu couidn go.
We We oeen there ana speak from OK
Pefiehce'--l NELSON Enterprise
A,Cincinnati boy got mad b, ciuse
his father, forbade him 10 toucl, a gun.
and com nfitied suicide. What fool
lle was to commit suicide, to be sure.
II he had only played with the gun.
awhile, his desire would have been
gratifed; that IL, il the. gun was Gun
loaded" --[Tobacco Leaf.
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