davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
THIRD DISTRICT.
PROF. HUMISTON As AN INVENTOR
AND DISCO VERER.

PROF. HUliISTON As AN INVENTOR
AND DISCOVERER.
We have frequently alluded to Prof.
1lumiston's process for heating and H.
Illuminating by the use of crude petro-
leum. His invention is success and
promises to yield large dividends. But
having started in new field of enter
prise, the Professor does not stop with
one triumph. A circular just received
has the following title page:
Humiston's Antiseptics, the most
Useful and Important Discovery Of the
Age, insuring cheap food for the mill
lou. All Organic Matter Preserved
from decay without ice. heat. smoke,
sugar OF salt. Tie process is cheap,
simple and perfect, and is equally well
adapted to the preservation of meats.
poultry, fish, oysters, game, butter.
cheese, lard. tallow. milk. eggs, leer,
cider. wine. fluid extracts and vegeta-
bic juices Of all kinds, all Of which re.
tain their natural flavor in all seasons
and climates. Address Advance Man
ufacturing Company, 1913 Race street
Philadelphia.
Prof. II. is President of the Company
and with something like eternal fitness
the Company is named after the "Ad-
vance" and the circular is printed at
the advance Printing Office"
From the several testimonials given
We extract the following:
The following letter is from the well
known house of +. B. Mallory Il Co., of
Baltimore, Nd, one of the largest ship
ping firms Of Canned Raw Oysters in
the world. 1t should be borne in mind
that there is nothing so difficult to
keep AS Raw OYSTERS:
BALTIMORE. Md. Jan. 25tl,, 1881.
PROF. Il. +. HUMIsTON:-Dear Sir:
During the last few months we have
watched your experiments with anti
srptics with 4 great deal of interest.
and from our observation and from the
numerous tests you have given us we
are we'll satisfied that you have discov-
cred and developed the best anti
septic combination for the preservation
Ofoysters. meats, etc, that has ever
been brought before the public. 1t
is effective, reliable, wholesome and
cheap; every test we have demanded you
have given to our entire satisfaction,
The oysters that you have put up for
us have been kept in Il warm room for
several weeks, and when cooked were
rs perfect IN taste, color and odor as
they were before they were placed in
the Antiseptic. We wisl, you abundant
success in the introduction Of your
most valuable discovery, and shall be
pleased at any time to negotiate with
you for the use of Your Antiseptic in
preserving oysters for shipping. Hop
ing to hear from you soon, we remain
Yours Truly,
E. Is. MALLORY & Co.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
KendaII's SPAWN Cure.

Is sure in its effects, mild in is action as it
powerful 10 reach any deep seated pain or to re-
move any bonv growth or any other enlarge
ment. ii used for several days. such as sI,avil,S.
Sp'intS, curhS, callnus. Slrains >wtliingS. any
lanrness and all enlarge lnentS IF the joints or
lin bS, or rheumatism In man. and for any pur-
pose for which Il linineit is used for man or
beast. It is now k, own TO be the best linme ut
for man ever used. acting mid anil yet certain
in its effects. 1t is used full strength with per-
feet safety ut all seasons Of the year.
Send address for Illustrated Circular. which
we think gives positive proof of its virtues No
remedy has ever me, with such unqualified sue
cess to our knowledge. for beast AZ we'll as man.
Price 81 per bottle, or six bottles for s.. ALL
Druggists have it "r can get it for you. it will
be sent to any address on receipt of price by the
proprietOrs,
DIX. j. b. KENDALL & CO.,
EnOshurvh Falls, Vermont.
Sold by all 1Dr11E6i9t0.
2?R-E,n
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10

Worthington is again stirred up
over lager beer, &c. The temperance
peoplehave begun several suits against
parties for violating the liquor law,
pinning their faith on success to the
evidence ct an Iowa detective who
has been nosing about the village for
some time past
Wonder if the Worthington people
are aware that the Iowa detective is
= fraud, and only pursuing his avoca-
ton in order to get his winters living.
-Nankato Free Press.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10

Shrewdness and Ab,lity.-IIop Bit
ters so freely advertised in all the papers.
secular and religious, are having a large
sale, and are snpplanting all other med
icines. There is no denying the virtues
Of the hop plant, and the proprietors Of
these Bi:ters have shown great shrewd-
ness and ability in compromising: Bit
ters whose virtues are so palpable to
every0ne's Observatiol.-Excl,a
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
NON-COMRATANT.
THE COMETS A-COMTNG.

To add to the other attractions Of
this wonderful, Annus Mirabilis, 1881.
Perihelion, end of the world, period. a
huge comet is driving headlong for the
sun. 1t is to fall on that fiery electric
light with ''hileous ruin and combus-
tion dire" as Milton says, and the
earth is even to be scorched by the
heat. Just how the comet will look,
we have not heard, but it will probably
appear somewhat like the one of 1873,
which IS thus described: 1T was 80
horrible, and dreadful, and engendered
such terror III the minds of men that
they died. some from fear alone, OF hers
from illness engendered by fear. 1t was
Of immense length and blood.rel color.
At the head was seen the figure of a
curved arm, holding a large sword in
the hand, ~ il preparing to strike. At
the point Of this sword there were three
stars, and on either side a number of
axes, knives and swords, covered with
blood, among which were many hideous
human faces, with bristling boards and
hair"
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10

The Worthingtonians have got up
another whisky war, one or two drug
gists have been arrested, and the town
is in fever of excitement, caused, no
noubt, by the temperance fanatics,
who see only through a very small
mind.-Windom Reporter.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
A BARGAIN.

We can furnish i new Platform
Spring Wagon or an End Ellintio
Spring Buggy. manufactured by Fish
brothers Il Co., Racine, at better
bargain than any dealer can oiye
These wagons and buggies now take
the lead. Call and see Us or write Tor
terms. >~~
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
THURSDAY. MARCH 10. 1881.

NONE OF THEIR FUNERAL.
We learn that some of the people
throughout the county are taking sides
in our Wortl,ington liquor contest and
that some Worthington politicians are
trying to make it an issue in county
politics. We would respectfully sug-
gest to our country friends that it is
none of their funeral and is in no way
q question of general county politics.
OF course, men will have opinions and
express them, as they should do, but We
hope that our friends in the country
will tell the Worthington politicians
when they come around with that issue
that Worthington must shinny ON her
own side and not try to spread her To-
cal butter all over the county bread.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10

Bakersfield. w.. Dec. %. 1879.
}. Kendall 4 Co q ats: wish IL add my
Testimony in Eav'r of your Invaluable linimrn:
ktndal.'> SPAWN Cure. In ;he spring Of 1862 |
slipped on the ice ad spraitd my right limb
1T the knee Joint. was very lame. and at ines
suffer- The most excruca:ii.g pain. wore Il
bandage on it or er Il year, and tir,i most
every hing my reach, but could find nothing
worked, it would pain ne very much In April,
1873. began to think >hou'd be II cripple for
life hut, having some hf krnlallS Spawn Cure,
thought W. u!l try it. J uS.d one third OF 4
bottle, aud rXptl fenced relief ut once. The pain
LET lie aud has I"t troubled me- since. | feel
very grateful 10 YOU. and would recon- me nd
krn!ta!is Sp'Iin Cure to all who suffer with
SprllnS or rheumatism. You! : truly.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10

''Kendall's SPAWN Cure" is highly
recommended by Prof. Williams the
wonderful Horse trainer. Read adver-
tlsement.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10

Good Team for sale. Will take part
cash and part trade. Inquire at this
Office. 27.3t
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
GUIDE GU: TO SUCCESS
Forms BUSINESS BUSINESS 1$5Az&

Is by far the best Business and Social Guide and
Hand Book ever published. Mucl, the latest
II tells both sexes completely HOW TO DO EVERY.
THING in the best way, HOwto be your own Law
yer How to do Business Correctly and Success
fully, How to act in Society and in every part of
lie, and contains geld mine of varied infor1na
ton indispensable to all classes for ref
erence. AGENTS WANTED for all or spare time.
TO know why this book of real value and attrac.
tions sells better than any other, apply for terms
to 4-6m q. L. BENJAMIN, Fon du Lac, Wis
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10

IS now beng made faster than
0nAv ever by those ut work for us
@S6 a week in their own towns if
they are willing to work. No risk a. outfit
lree. anyone can rui, the business CAPITAL not
required. All who engage prosper. No one
falls. Particulars free. Address, II. HALLErr
9 Co' Eof''"no' Malnc. l7-ly
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
Statement made Under
Oath.

To WHOM 1T MAY COSCERS--In In the year 1875
trea,ed Ni:h Kendall'> SPAWN Cure, Il bone spa
vim of several months growth, nearly half us
large rs a hens egg and completely stopped the
lame! oSS and removed the enlargement. ! have
worked The horse ever since very hard, and he
never has been lame, nor could | ever SCI. auy
difference in the SiZ" Of the hook joints since 1
tIeated him with Ken :a!l> SPAWN Cure.
X. 4. GAINES.
EnoshurEh Falls. VI, Feb. y, 1919.
Sworn and subscribed to before me this 3 til
day Of Feb, 1879.
JOHN G. JENNIE, Justice of the Peace
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10

BlackweA's Durham Smoking Tobac-
CO is very popular; for sale by s. A.
Davis. 26-3t
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
THE BOND QUESTION.

THE 6OIND ~OHO XOAs.
The Legislature has passed the bill
for the settlement of the vexed bond
question. It provides for settlement
on the basis of paying fifty cents OH the
dollar, and the proceeds Of the SOC, 900
acres of internal improvement lands
are to be set apart for the payment of
these bonds. 1t is supposed that these
proceeds will nearly pay the whole Of
them.
The question is to be submitted to
the people in case the Supreme Court
decides that the constitutional amend
ment of 1860 requiring that all bills for
the payment of these bonds shall be so
submitted, is valid. This clause is
supposed to have been inserted to let
the lawmakers down gently, as they
feared to face the public with bill
which was fina]ity.
Tie Supreme Court will probably de-
eide that the constitution is unconsti-
totional, that is, that the amendment
of 1850 is in conflict with the constitu
tion of the United States as we'll as of
this State since it isnpairs the obligation
Of a contract.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
Great chance to make money.
-0IN We need \ person in every
Town to take subscriptions for

aaustI.teu 111HIIy pUhlicatlOn In the world. Any
work; OF art given free to Subscribers The
p,ce Is SO low that almost every body subscribed
yne agent reports taking 10 subscribers in
uay. lady agen: reports making over e9o0
clear profit III ten days. All who engage make
money tast: You can devote allyour time to the
business or only your spare time. You need net
as we'll as others Full directions and terms
iree E,egant and expensive Ol' fit fire. II YOU
VAN wan. proiltaDle work send us your address at
one who engages fails to make great nav. Al.
dress GEORGE STlNsON & Co Portland. NaiDe.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10

PEOPLE WHO LIVE
along The line Of and near to the ST. PAUL &
SIOUX CITY RAILROAD and its vari-
Gus Branch Lines, now a part of the
Chicago, st. Paul, Mime apoIis
and Omaha Line,
know that this Is the short and quick line to all,
points In Central and Western Missouri; to ali
points IN Kansas. Nebraska. Colorado, Texas
California. Arizona. New and Old Mexico, and
AMI TIE SOUTHWEST.
THROUGH SEVEN GREAT CITIES
OF the populous Missouri Valley, namely:
SIOUX CITY, COUNCIL BLUFFS, OMAHA Sr.
JOSEPH, ATCuIsoN, LEAvENwOKTH
AND KANSAS CITY.
The st; faul& Sioux City Rail DAD, now known
as the Western Division Of the Chicago. st.
raul. Minneapolis Il Omaha Line, Is a:so the
SHORT AMP DIRECT LINE from Central and
western Minnesota, Western Iowa, Dakota,
st. Paul, Minneapolis,
and the entire North and Northwest, and to the
, AT ST. PAUL. connections are made with the
Eastern Division of the Chicago st. Paul, Min
neapo!is 4 Omaha Ii {. Tor Northern anil Cen
trail Wisconsin,, and for Chicago and ali points
ts East and the running OF trains is so arranged
P"oHS"S'I AIOIH LH' western Dlt lS(DIl OI
this Line can have from one to one and one half
hours to attend to business matters in St. Paul
ii desired. " wv
When you 60 South or Southwest, be sure and
go over this Line through the Seven Big Cities,
and when you 20 North, East or NorthN est, 90
through ST: PAUL, TIE GREAT RAILROAD
CENTRE Of the great orthwcst
Two passenger trains daily. St. Paul to Chi.
GaGo through Elroy and Madison, with Pullman
Palace Sleep'nGCars on each train.
Through Tickets sS south the and M's, stut Fcss %ts
are Oh sale atall principal stations. Be sure and
buy through ticket, as they are generally
cheaper: but II You cannot get the tickets you
desire or the information wanted abou, rates,
c'nnec ions. etc. ut your HON" station, write to
the undersigned. and your letter will receive
pr0Mpf attention. I. W. TEASD a lie,
+. b. Cl4A RkE. General Agent,
zen. Iraffic Manager. ST. PAUL, MINI.
TIME TABLE.
Mankat0:
For Chicago and the East at so a. M. and G:C5
p. IN.
For the West at :C5 a. m
j. B. CLOCK, Agent,
MankatO, Mimi.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
KENTALL'S SPAWN CURE.

Office U. $. Marshal, Western Dist Of Mich,
kalamnZoo. April Is, 1879. I
r. J. Kendall Dear Sir:-I received the two
bottles Of yOhr SPAWN cure forwarded by ex resS
in January last l am happy to state that it
performed all your advertisement called for
In three weeks after l commenced using it,
the Spav.n was entirely removed and a valuable
horse restored to usefulness
Very truly yours,
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
TRAIN XRECKED.

President Hayes train wrecked on
the p. 4 p. road while enroute for Ere.
mont from Washington. A prominent
Pennsylvania killed and :: nu,uher of
passengers and train men injured. A
blOOd record.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
ADRIAN.

Adrian has been out of coal and wood
for several weeks. The people have
burned hay, flax straw, screenings,
tailings, etc. Kerosene is about out.
Flour and meat in abundance.
A. Maxwell made narrow escape
from being killed recently by Il vicious
horse. The horse caught him in his
teeth, threw him to the ground and
then attempted to get on him with his
knees. Tie horse kept picking the man
up and throwing him down. The by
ISLANDERS finally beat the animal off
with whips.
Thos. Gunderson lost two children
last week.
There is Il "pile" OF thresliing to do
yet in this vicinity.
J. Limlert slaughtered :, beef the 9th
er day which weighed l $50 pounds.
We learn that the bill for the incor-
puratiom of Adrian has failed.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10

Stoueliton, Mass, March 16 1899"
B. j. Kendall & Co., Gents: In justice to You
and myself, think ought to- you know that
have removed two BONE slAy1Ns with Ken
know how long tn" SPAWN had been there I
have owned the horse eight months 1t took me
four months to take the large one off. and two
for the small one. have used ten bottles The
horse is entirely well, not at all stiff, and no
bunch to be seen or felt. This is wonderful
medicine. 1t is i new thing here, but if it does
for all wh:t it has done for me it's sale will be
very great Respectfully yours,
CuAS T. PaKEEp
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
HORROR ON HORRORS HEAD.

The insane asylum 1T Danvlle. Pa,
burned together with 400 to 500 help
less patients. Some few Of the more
active cape the fiery ordeal and rush
screaming ont into the snow, those who
escaped the fire tu freeze. The most
heart rending scenes ever witnessed in
J1,
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10
Keu6all's SPAWN Cure

Kendall's SPAWN Cure.
THE Mosr SUCCESSFUL REMEDY everHiscoyer-
ed, as it Is certain in its effects and does not
blister. Read proof below:
From Rev. +. n. Granger, Presiding
Elder Of the st. Albans District.
It. Albans, Vt, Jan. 20, $780,
DIR. j. B. Kendall Il Co., Gents: In reply to your
letter will say that my experience with Ken
indeed. Three or four years ago p,ncured !,
bottle of your agent and with it, cured q horse
of lameneSS caused by 4 SPAWN. Last season my
horse became very lame and l turned him out
when l put him on the road he grew worse,
when discovered that ring bone was forming
and with less than Il bottle cured him so that he
Is not lame, neither can the bunch be found
Respectfully yours, T.. GRANGER
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10

reporter, in the course of which she
made some pretty pointed statements
in regard to the assaults she has suffer-
ed from the pulpit. The following ex-
tract will illustrate, and may serve to
point some truth:
Why should be singled out from all
other actresses as the victim of the
clergy? Is it not because members of
the latter profession, running short of
ideas, sieZe upon a topic most promi-
nently before the public as Il subject
for sensational discourse, by which
they may concentrate attention on
themselves and fill their own pockets
with money? a comparison of the
morals Of the clerical fraternity with
those of actors and actresses. would he
by no means unfavorable to the latt~r
A great many occupants of pulpits are
simply showmen. What, for instance.
is the essential difference between the
calling fan actress like myself, and that
of Mountebank Talmage, always on the
scent for the freshest bit of scandaip
This is the single and important differ
ence: I support myself by interpreting
the grandest thoughts of the grandest
men who have ever lived, while he
gains his living by pouring into the
public ear his own verbose nonsense
Though his profession is certainly the
same as mine in this sense, I can scarce.
ly consider him bon comrade.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-10

ing brands and timbers had fallen
down through the glass ceiling in front
OF the door, rendering escape in that
direction practically impossible. But a
small window leading from the cloak
room of the senate chamber to the first
landing Of the main stairway furnished
an avenue of escape, and through that
little opening every man in the senate
chamber managed to get out. The
windows were about ten feet high, but
Mr.. Michael Doran and several other
gentlemen stood at the bottom, and no.
bly, rendered muscular assistance to the
men who came tumbling out, some
headlong, some sideways, and some feet
foremost. AS the reporter of the Pio.
neer Press came out and landed on his
feet, he paused for a moment to survey
the scene that WAS presented. Almost
Immediately overhead. where the
flames were lashing themselves into
fury rs they played underneath the
dome and around the flag g-staff burning
Goals dropped down like fiery hail. At
this time the members of the house
also passing out through the hall, and
tumbling over each other down the
narrow stairway. 1t took but a few
minutes for the senators to get out, af-
trr which. they assembled on the out
side, and they had no sooner gained the
street. than the ceiling of the senate
chamber fell in, and in ten minutes that
whole wing was a mass of flames. It
was an appalling sight as they gazed
upon the fiery furnace in which they
were imprisoned 80 short time before,
and from which they had just escaped
by almost an accident. Indeed, from
the moment when the fire was first an
nounced until the whole roof of tho
senate wing had tumbled into fiery
ruins, scarcely half All hour had elaps-
ed, showing that the flames had origin
ated not far from the roof of the senate
chamber. and that they were we'll un-
der way before any alarm was given.
Considering the circumstances, it is al
most marvellous that loss of life has
not attended this terrible calamity
which has befallen the State of Mime.
sofa.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-17
THE GREAT STORM.

The several editions Of the DAILY MORN
ING News and the regular issue OF the
WEEKLY news containing the accounts
Of the great storm Of August "a ISL
notwithstanding the very large number
printed. having been exhausted, and
the demand for them continuing,
we have printed an extra edition con-
tanning sIl the important particulars Of the
storm given in the previous Issues, and ad-
ditional information OF q peculiarly inter
esting character, together with carefully
prepared sketches Of the great storms Of
1904, 1894 and 1854.
Price 5 cents. For sale at the News De-
pots, and at the MORNING News Office, 3
Whitaker street.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-17
RemarkabIe CoIncidence,

SAVANNAH, September 16-Editor Morn
ing Ns1cs: In a communication signed
CLONE Ruler" in reply to mine of the 14th,
headed "Irish National Convention" re-
markable coincidence in the use Of words
appears, as the following extracts will show.
In an editorial headed "Good News" in last
number of Irish american, just handed to
me, the following words appear:
"The convention Of the branches of the
Irish League, soon to be held in Dublin,
will formulate the programme to be pur-
sued" "And we can rest content that
under the present leadership the League can
hardly err in what it may determine on as
the plan OF action"
From the communication OF "Home
Ruler" in the News OF the 18th instant:
LAND Lacquer may not be aware of it, but
our fellow citizens are, that the Irish lead
ers understand the present crisis at home
better than the Missionaries on this side OF
the ocean, "And we can therefore rest con-
tent that under the present leadership tn
League can scarcely err in what it will de-
termine on for its future course of action. "
Other coincidental terms pervade said COM
munication, but the above extract will SUI
fee for my purpose.
A Home Ruler'' seems to have appro-
pristed the words Of the Irish american,
terbdtim ct hterdtin. 1t looks much like
stealing the thunder Of that paper, or a
remarkable coincidence IN the use of words.
Which is its LAND Lacquer.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1881-09-17
The JaIIer-SherIH Bill-Its Passage
by the House.

The Atlanta Constitution gives the follow
ing account of the passage of the bill for
the consolidation of the offices of Jsiler and
Sheriff of Chatham county, by the House Of
Representatives, at the night session on
Thursday:
The bill of Mr.. Bacon, of Chatham, to re-
peal so much of the acts of incorporation OF
Savannah, as provides for the election of
the iailer of Chatham county, by the Mayor
and Aldermen of the city of Savannah. A
substitute reported by the Committee on
Finance was offered in lieu of the bill.
Mr. Singellton offered an amendment pro-
vlding for submitting the question to vote
of the people of Chatham county. He
said that he offered this amendment at
the request Of some OF the people of Chat
ham county, and that he was informed that
there was great diversity of opinion among
them as to this measure; that both the
Mayor and Aldermen of Savannah, and the
County Commissioners of Chatham, were
opposed to the bill.
Mr.. Basinger made a clear explanation of
the state OF the controversy in Chatham
county, and forcibly advocated the bill as a
measure of economy. He admitted that
the Mayor and Aldermen and the County
Commissioners were opposed to the bill,
but said that he and his colleagues did not
represent those bodies, but the whole peo-
pie OF Chatham county. He urged the pas
sage Of the bill on its own merits, without
regard to division elsewhere, and said that
the Chatham delegation could not accept
the amendment of the gentleman from
Scriven. Mr.. Bssinger's speech elected sp-
plause.
Mr.. Miller. on behalf of the Finance Com
mittee, strongly supported the bill and OPP
posed the amendment.
Mr.. Singellton's amendment was lost.
The substitute of the committee was
adopted, and the bill was passed.