Daily Republican., 1881-05-02
BREVITIES.
Nice all gilt photograph frames tor % cts.
Parker, cupping and leeching, l03 E. I'd st.

Sun rises at 4.A. Sun sets 7.O1.
Nice all gilt photograph frames TOR 90 cts.
Parker, cupping and leeching, l03 E. I'd st.
Awnings of superior quality, at the lowest
market rates, at John Willie'S, 404 Market st.
Pungent remarks-Those Of q very witty
paragrapher.
1t is good to be deaf when the slandercr be-
gins t0 talk.
Three years ago there was no bicycle club
in the United States; to day there are 100.
Canada has e,459 sailing vessels and 9ls
steamers, with u gross tonnage of l9J l39 tons.
Halfconhdence are the worst things in the
world, Either contide all or nothing.
Rats are always a-gnawing things in every
house.
For good pair Of crystal spectacles call on
Prof. Charles 1talie, private residence 2'
Market street.
Fine ice cream at Harry GOtwa1'3 parl0rs,
ST. Market street, also foreign and domestic
traits.
Head quarters for cottage furniture, spring
beds feathers and mattresses, Is At Il, l.,
Adair's, 307 Market street.
I,r Bates, small pox vaccinating speciality
Parlor and office, sos Market street. COnsulta-
ton free.
The dumb waiter is q success. Strange
that no one has ever thought Of inventlng a
dumb barber.
Go as YOU please, whore you please, and
when YOU please, but you won't get pleased
better in a cigar than at Nichols, Sl3 Market
street. Pool in rear.
When man goes to Texas to grow up
with the country" he had better Keep out OF
the range Of the seven shooter or the country
will grow up" over him.
Acco ding to the highest medical author-
ties. man changes every seven years. Inc
paving teller; of banks, however, are an eX-
ception for they are changing all the time.
.Liye in my heart and pay no rent" is an
old Irish song. Hearts are about the only
tenement houses where the owners thereof
VIII take in children and rOomers. detroit
Free Press.
NECESSITY is the mother of invention"
they say. but seeing how many people ruin
themselves by taking out patents. we think
that " invention Is the mother of necessity,
Is the way proverbs should read.
1t may be that the answer of the poor ser
want girl may find response in other hearts.
Some one said to her. "Well, Mary, hear you
left YOUR old place. Where doyou live now?'
She replied with q pleasant smile, "Plehse.
marin, don't live nowhere now-lm mar
rled."
India rubber has rival in the milky sap
of the Bully" trees of South America. 1t
becomes soft so as to bear being Joined piece
to piece, at about l20 deg Fahrenheit, nut
requires $50 deg. to melt it.
Daughter (reading letter.; But, pa, dear;
in this last word you put letter too much.
Pa (self made, and not bit OF Pride a6out
him): AVE ldear? Never mind, deSsay We
left one out in some other word-so thatll
square It,"
"What does your husband do? asked the
census man "Nothing at present. replied
the Young wife. SIS he pauper?' asked the
census man. She blushcd scarlet to the ears.
Law, MOI" she exclaimed, somewhat indig-
nantly: "A papa-why, we amt been married
moron six weeks"
"Courtcsy opens many doors" says the old
adage. This may be true as far MS it goes,
SAYS commentator, ''but you might stan4be
fore bank building and courtesy till Your
spinal column was as timber us an old green
back, yet the doors wouldn't swing back on
their hinges"