The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-11-30
nUMORS OF TIE DAY.

A GOOD portrait So u bottle.
NIAGARA FALLS what's to prevent
! t2
ELL PERKINS is rail mad, spelled back
| wards
DoRs it follow that woman raises
thunder because she puts lightning III
her bread?
In YOU want to get rich, mount Il
mule, because when You are on q mulo
you are better of.
WE should think that scarf pins would
get pca sick. They are 5, often on the
bo3oms OF such heavy owell3.
SOsG Of the Sioux Chief us he leaves
the wigwam of his Laughing Water
"Oh, SiouN-anua, don't yoa cry Ter
me"
"Do YOU know who built the ark %
asked II Sunday teacher Of little
street Arab; and the little fellow re-
| piled: "NawW
Chicago has a yiolinist vino plays with
mis- feet. But nobody but resident of
Chicago would play with his feet, -Nc'c
York Telegram.
A POET who was fond of oysters
Shelley. Ditto, ditto, ten pins--Bowles.
DO. do. soft-shells-Crabbe. Do. do,
Notwithstanding.
IT IS said that girl who wears No. 9
shoes and beautiful hose can BE- scared
into believing almost every little bit Of
wood or stone she sees is mouse
Boston Post
"a LARGE part of our happiness"
says Mr.. Bcecher, els due to orr mis-
takes The printer who got bounced
for setting up "infernal " reception for
"informal reception may coincide with
Mr.. Bcecher, but we doubt it.
DlD'sr ever thou gaze on a lovely maid,
All glorious. radiant fair,
And think "a thou Saw'st those rich rcd lps
OF the UTILISED kis.c1' thCrel
Because if thou did'st not, this is q
good time TO bcgin'st. -- ,ScubenciUg
HrraN.
Tow HOOPS most successful poem was
the "Song Of the Shirt A great many
| American poets don't sing that sort Of
song, because the subject is in Use seven
days in the week, md it hasn't time to
be sung about. -StcHbcHUiHe HeraLd.
SuE wears finest diamonds anl lac,s,
Aud Is worth half a million, they say;
Her set s0Cillisiic embraces
The fashion and wealth Of the day;
Her face Is n model Of beauty
Her praises are sung DER Hnl DER;
Hat what are hrc wealth and her hooty,
When loshurn can't equal her snors'
Detroit Free PTeJs.
A WOMAN may offer in excuse for her
red nose that she laccs too tightly. but
what shall man say ?-E'rchange. .,
he can offer the same excuse. He also
gets too tightly" by so-lacing himself.
--NorriStOWn Herdld.
ALTHOUGH the marriage of Miss Nellie
Grant to Mr.. Sartoris, of England, was
criticised in this country Mt the time,
Nellie did well. Her husband has an
income of about $40, 900 and one baby
year. Kentucky STATE JoWrRai.
A BALLET dancer is not go, "a for much
unless she learns her business in toe toe.
--BostoH Courier. If her teacher knows
his business heel teach her to keep in.
| step. - YoWcOb Strauss Must she put
her whole sole into t?-SteubenUiHc
HCraM.
HERE'S positive fact that occurred in
one Of the public schools in this city re-
Gently: A small boy was asked to name
some part Of his own body. lie thought
for E moment aud then replid: Bowels,
which are five in number--a, g, i, o, u,
and sometimes and y.-PhUadeiphia
B,iiietiR.
Was it the drum major brave?"
asked one solder OF another. "Of
course" said the other; show can get
up the necessary excitement, il fife
nothing TO stir me?" "Oh, well, Il man
musket courage somehow" said the first;
81 suppose most any one cannon coca.
sion" "Ies. that is the general or,ler,
aud I'm . bayOnet.' said the other
"thongh ] wish I'd mover re gun,