, 1881-04-16

HELAA 1oQIt VEA4UNES
Tho oldest base-burner-a mothers s!lppet
In driving hen woman is slow put sheo
her,
Take away women and what would iot
low? The men,.
A. young man In pressing h.s own suIttEe
qnently wrlnkles tue girls.
The {arec!an ladles counteI their nge from
their n.arriage, not from their birth. d,
At Auburn, KY. young lady nsked 4
salesman for 'sn,en's size Of iadies' shoeA".
widows over 10 cnnnot marry aga!n n
Portugal. In this country Willows nuYeF ct
over Co.
A young Indy tip in Berkshire Count.
Mussluhuselts, was stunE on tha ~ bya
bee the other day. That hue evidently kaeT
his business.
Nothing can exceed the intense affection
which a girl ladies out to ier tnther Tor a "a!
or two before the tln4e wllen she's going
ask for q new dress,
Apateut two.horse strcet-swcepor ts,not
pleAauht thing tU rHet, but IL IL 1!t ql'te 30
bad as tu piss hallway col>talni,l1 . ae'
| termlned woman and Il broom.
The lowell of servant klrl is tho one who
| hangs all her Mistrens' elllbrathtred w.
JerWenr on that portion Of the line ll'0se cor
! splcuuua to the neigllbors' eyes.
% x ySp Swn m fAYs arst sott S5 1tfts I'LL 'fs sa
then It never made hnl[ Ns l!tcl, Of ~ !u'
| preston III ue as The old mars"
4 Cincinnati woman reccntly knocked
down ter husband with brick. asl4 "nta
ss ae1s Ss!'ssaa soaaa tos Sss e bsk aS kss IT, IT,
An svadtng editor answers nm Inqulrlas
I lady; III you wylIt to have y0urtl goltat
ali you'ye got to do Is tn tllrt bada's!aA
llandkerchlot In the presones OF q aa'sea
bull" :. IL
A fashionable young lady accidental!
droppeG O,ip of Her falsg eyebrows, tu Ae or
ern-bvx, and EreAtly frightened l,et beau
WHO, OH sue!ng 1t, Thought It was E's mSs
There's no nped OF young indies roofing !n p
rouge box tp net Np a henlt!iy color, Tles
little tu1isloas Sp'cetton q fe
llku results,
"What ls tho difference between me and I. 4
| new s,uvelp" !nuutrptl a lltRhly.snuget ds'9'|
Ill Of har bean, Ut Ii ttla," said he. !" 4
new n0vo, ia rvad beuause 1t IL Interestingly
sna sna. YOU a's Interesting 's'aa'S s'' -
$50" said laly reocntly to . n,Srchtess|| ~; 4es|
y'ssanR %ySaT R{S'ty WssS SeWshtsSF s"wly IT. '1ts
father, II beliuve she llas married ~ tsa|
pa,'a, p'aai hut understand 's Is so'' ''0' w.
II would noyer do to selcot women 70 2 = s,|
oi.lees. II q fel.'nle setln should 'MIsn s.s!s RI T.
h1H jealous wife thai shy lind HI attagMh,SSs. X.
for hlu, there Wunlt bu a vacancy ~ WI
office Il, about two minutes. /.
Women can keHp secrets, a NofeesI
gIri, Oi, u frteMd'a promising s9tlh!y ~ ~,
tell. told that she Was EolnE 70 hHso ~, ras
iously kept l,ur pron,!sv not tn t.ll. er a,,o
rst.nlentioned young lady doesnt spss" I
| her now. i
A klr. In Trenton, N. j., parrled Z EsIG|
ga1an nVlla.lala, and nov alle has y Y tso sTs
, Waanlnx six days q week !Hstenl y! !y tStt| iii
tsfst @ ssass Il fs; stys to Ssssstt sSsoa asF y IL
clui scaiv always prtnEs Increased IeapoA''|
, bI!ltles with It, ;. Ia,
In thu sweet, balmy. etolictous lianRttasss N
OF loves flrst young dfenlj, u yDHlh W. iii
only lAalst Nlt cracking Wa!lllss !nt p'' fTa
Years aftar nsarriago ilD Will not nycl lst y
hAvh tho nutrttackar mutt 10 u s"''"'
9 Girls, gut Rlarrled.
A young lady hesltat|ng Tar . worn w' .1Si ~ l
: scF!1,nX tlu uiaraeser ot rcJse.etTiy s ,u,u
sa!ai "Its Is ": ,yTf,. ,syFnt', t ssistaassssed ssas
htsis! tsis'a! Nc, 6e hss s's asn! essssss g !s
That: ! th!aE psg''!,,at!o would CONVEY =
A poilce court2No. 90 making Ierfp r
n thu cook at tha hasvnent wllstl9,w, s.,,n ,,rtst
Il butts Court loYn to a , gl5'n""hS tTau,|
aat XnSssIs- Xs,S r. ~ W fsy9 q s' .G S% 'e,s5;,
|, btpthyr, md Aunt lans, and uhc'o 1--we
;, are willing; usk taeln."
II Bald Kata to haE hubby, "You Haons1"
y You've pHrc1ad in my fatnrlt cnas'
You'd hotter yA1ato ryht n"ny. sn,.
10 Quick Al thought 10 ha Jap the VA f1sa TIs "a,