The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-01-04
IT Is A FACT,
And the Paper Published for the
People Now on Earth Can
Prove It,


THAT Tin Collins makes = good con-
stable.
That these are ten prisoners in the
ccuaiy jail.
That Bill Pigg has left the 6,m Of
VIOLA bros.
-Th, squire Weber is -i;ii an ardent
Gran, msn.
-Ths, the kids" regret their vacation
Ia at IN end.
This, Rev. Van wssner il popular
with the boys.
Tina, Sedsli.'s public schools are the
best in the state.
That Csphss does no; -nujee," even
IL hi- nose is red.
--rbst Harry Heineken will return With
bride in ten dsvr.
-Th.t Walt. Kent's mou-t.che is thinner
,hsn Sal BernhsId;.
-Thst the concert 10 0o-Iow night lie
worthy of patronage.
-Tka, Bob Ingerso.i has number OF
followers Ia Sedalis.
-Tha, numher OF the boz have bus,
heads i.is morning.
That a number Of the bows had it mp
their noscs yesterday.
that Abe l.abaw is The hantisomesi
barsee;er IN Sedalis.
That Ole of Sedalia's bright kids CALI
t-1y frozen rnol.s-e-.
That tall men fall ia love Nth little
wonrGl, end vice versa.
That women think esery bonnet but
their own a perfect fright.
That the Ksn-as and Texas division
conductors are bt - fellows.
THAT il Doc Gr.hsm s,r,.- on you.
foot il will hsse 10 be aniputsted.
That "Bab-" Mills has sl,eaiy broken
his pledge about begging tobacco.
That Arthur Stewart i. q hummer
when il comes 10 shaking the box.
That ..S.nds" Maclean, oi the News,
used TO he ripstetic book agent.
This, AL theatrical comp.niss speak
highly Of Prof. l-eec-'s string hand.
-Thsi "Doa" C-!ey il q lover of fresh.
sweet butler snd n", # o!~msrs-riue.
That Ell. Gonid has charming lady
correspondent reading q. Cole Camp.
--Thst Joe. Eisek has the hes, appetite
II sny hnaIaer a: the Garrison hcuse.
That Msyor Evans ans; the ciiv cnun.
I'll are done with the SUNDAY question.
-Tts, Alderman Ferns'd " a. the mash
er at the Land league tsll Friday night.
That Alder,nsa Mead Will -rou, al she
nee.i-g 81 she council 10 morrow night.
Th,i Jim Thomss iools like one for
-asen since the departure of Will Bean.
That Conductor "SiicEv" Jones' mus-
ache newer bo.hcrs him when ealing coup.
-i'bai al, those who attended the Ger.
msnis bali F,iday night had jolly Lime.
-Thst oil The isJ,es call Col. H,m.in,
Of the Garrison. a hsnd.oa,e Old gentle
man.
That Vii! iisenii:iz and Will Esgby
now wonder why they di.iL't get married
years ago.
That "crssshopper soup" w.s one of
the attractions at the land league bail FRI
day night.
That il il bard to determine the eek
oi our juv-niie population nv their wear
ing apparel.
That Mer.ifi-ld IL bsdIv left when he
thinks he can scoop all the Bows PLAYING
pool.
That sn Ohio street clerk carries .
stick oi p"made in hIs pocket To ke~p his
Giousisciie ia him.
That a number OF prostitutes from
abroad are m king their headquarters in
Ses.a'ia ni present.
That J'e Pe'iier is the recipient Of a
propose. of marriage and will SION take
uato himself n wife.
That al. and JOHN Henning, formerly
of'.iis city, are now running restaurant
al EsSpoT;s, Kansas.
That there are several one cent ant.
gamblers in >eia.ia who make a stake by
picking up "s.espers."
That the Sedslis Temperance lodge
hlsek-bslis nine ont of ten members who
make application 10 Join
That Bob. Morrow il the only msn
who did the handsome thing BY the BAzoo
local during the holidays.
That IL breaks the Jefferson G,tyiies
Ill ny 10 have anv newspaper speak OF Se-
dalis ~ the future capital.
That Seds'ia has a number Of yon z
men Who manage to thrn~ on a good deal
Of style on q smsli salary.
--Tha, Hardin Montgomery told a
Razoo reporl er he w"uldni touch even
glass of beer dnIing 1881.
That EnS-eli McRoey il . rafting
good man io look alter the Adams express
con rany'- bnsine-s in this city.
That oj,r Current will do his best 10
recap IRE th. q Z. Il s gold medal At the
next target -i'poiing contest.
That the Bazpo scribe came near hav-
ing head pu' on him for calling the Gar
Ti-oE house Siils biscuit sbo0ie,.."
THAT the sentiment favorable 20 the
Irish land league IL very stTong among
the sons O; the Emerald Isle in Sedalia.
-Thst tack always aiigb,s upcn the
Il DOR with the sticky part up, while piece
o; bread ard butter has the eticky part
down.
-Thst cosl lie so scarce in SedaIia that
several young people engaged ia counting
have to sc; on each others laps 10 keep
themselves warm
That man hua,ihg mp word ia the
ic:ionary do .n't 60 for i, at once. bu,
Iook- at everv other word be COMES TO till
he finally iorgels the one he wants.
tina. a correspondent Who u fond OF
figures writes that our nsiionsl debt, in
silver dollars, could he removed by rail
only with the aid Of s. 80 cars carrying ten
ivns each.
Hon. Geo. G. Vest.
The following pen rnrtixit of Senator