The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-06-16
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The hour for closing having ,rrived.
The Lime-Kiln Glee Club tuned up, as
follows:
De gentle spring am almost here
De sun am gittin high;
De snow am gently slidin' out,
De ice begins 70 ty.
In thirty days or dar abouts
De grass will take its green;
An all of us kin slosh sroun'
In April mud an rain.
De robin win begin to rob.
Z De blne-bird viii feel blue.
De crow viii crow-bar on his way.
De buzzards bur anew.
Now let us all feel proper glad,
An lose no time, indeed.
In castin' round among our friends
To borry onion seed
DETROIT FREE Pass.
A veil is a protection against the sun
Of heaven n the son of earth.
"Punning is the lowest form of all
wit" said one TO a punster, who re-
piled. And therefore the foundation of
all wit"
When you have convinced q m
that a lounge worth about % has Just
been marked down from SIG to sl2
you have secured q customer.
You a tell q merciful farmer as soon
as he stops his team at q post. He
takes the blanket off his wifess lap and
spreads it over the poor horses.
mo kissP" he said p~leadingly, mo
kiss from my darling to-nightP" No."
she said. emphatieally. '.no kiss. l
hear there's mumps in your family"
YES" said the young lady. who was
going Safeguarding. TO her maid. II will
put on my leggins and thick overshoes.
l don't care about my cardinal hose.
Mr.. Griff is q careful driver. He never
upsets-
'sSal says you can't come to SEQ her
any more" remarked a boy to the sd-
mirer Of the youths sister, s.Wh
notf" because o come sew
nights in q week now. and how n .
you come any more without spreadip
the week like blazesa"
Conversation between two Fronc'
girls: The oldest-.I think mama ouyl
to be ashamed of treading always C..
our heels and watching N 80 carefully
The younger-..The fact Is. she'd f.,
make us want to be wicked-if W.
weren't thinking of it all tho time"
Been vaccinated, Miss Bhck?'
.Yes. indeed. Mr.. White. l should
Just hate to die OF that nasty smallpox.
Why, they say If you die Of it you must
DO buried in the middle Of tho night.
and nobody goes to the funeralr.'
How very, very sad 1t is for the corpse.
% be surer'
present at one Of Vignaux's private ex-
hibitions in billiards. At oach stroke
she clapped her hands and ended by
me to play like thatr' "Willingly."
said vignaur. 'if you will only teach
me to sing as you dol
Surprise parties are 4 ming into
vogue again. The person to be sur
prised issues tho invitation through q
friend, and then she has tho house
splendidly decorated with flowers and
some magnificent food in the pantry.
and everything in ine shape, so people
can see that the hostess has things In
fine style when she doesn't expect CON-
pany.
A gentleman who had been intro
duced to o lady previously represented
70 him as very beautiful, was asked
what he thought of her. He was > man
who did not believe In c~oncealing his
opinion, and therefore candidly m.
swered: s'She has fine eyes. no doubt.
and I think she uses the best French
enamel, but the dentist from whom she
purchased her teeth was NO artist"
Little Oracle was told that 1t was i'm.
polite TO take the last biscuit or cake
when At the table. Not long ago she
was observed to gaze long and earnest
ly at the only remaining biscuit on the
,bread-plate. AT last she reached over
land took the biscuit, exclaiming. 'Oh.
MANN . Use almost 'tarvedi Idess I
won't be polite to-day. I'll wait till
some day whom l amt hungry.