The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1881-09-08
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HIJNittISol1S.


aud threw as do 'ss 4 q o, an.
bIos,e,, a oat 10 Sii suit
4 recipe for lcm'c re eaenel,
adj ''rnco st on , 40 9 M
stlr instantly y Just as 1t any o.,
could ,it on a stove wdhout sturiu
constant,
Lady Dolgat--"Your dog, sir.
unhcarao'a lie s.wl. u night.
Male i'dger--' 'inJe,d Well, ne
might do wo'se than thst-bc mitb'
pss the piano 81, aa, Y..t.L t9
N'dsummsr con N lrum. Jpbn-
so.-"S'ui,h, shs' 4 nd &, boaA
wan'S yon pr"f"r to he II y'u bAi -
be ooe =" Sm tb-'w a.. juI st
the time OF year ibink NJ rather
be little bare" ~
is Mia Shodiie rleb - ak,d
street boy of bis chlm. "Rcb
exciaimei ,he othcr cDstrm ytuously
''ye, t1lSIng, ysnng ieller rich - hr
repeotcd ".lu't hor mouto fail -
god =
Bo.ton gil ~. l-"What d
you think u the revision ~ Byslol
girI No. 2--"Oh. my tbink i, y
just 700 aw'ulIy awlni." No. l..
'HaSe yoa READ IL - N. 2--"N -.
but It wasn', revised IN BiN.tus"
Blessings often come 10 disgnisp
The sailor who hal the saialI-pr,
felt II hard blow I'll they were nj
ship.reekud ont desert .islnDt ano
hal 20 draw io.' /, se. who should
be killed ard eaten, when by com
nl,n cou.rut be was allowed 10
i've.
When u sx",ld,are-a-wect Gle. /
strildlrs his nose with Il par nf cSe-
glasses, sp"nd, wo.k's al',ry tor
diamond pin ond goes into the couD
try t. Hsinuish Inc natives he l..
drubLlus- surprised to fui that he
Is not NJ musu ol u curiosity % q
banI orgar monkey ia calico over
coat.
"Uremation is 10 longer popular,
i sec, remarked job shuttle this
morning. swell, l shi hope not.
l''s Dad enoagh 10 think of your sp,r
burniog up lie, alonc the body
"-hrs. ShuItIo, ! wish yon woulu't
accept the word your aud lock at
me 90 .haIp'y." Aud tho meal Was
finished 10 silence.
This ia the way Vussar girl tells
joke, "Ob, sirls ! hoord just the
best thiog to-day. II WAS too funny
eao't RENE .mber how il came nbunt.
but Que oi the girls .aid to Professor
Mi'chell-oh, dear, cant remember
Just what she said bat Professor
MitcLell's answer was just too iuuuy
tor any use; forgot just exactly what
he said, but it Was TOO good for uny-
thlugl"
Dear-lots continued "Wno was
the grea vt American poet ?" ask, d
Professor SIearns. George Wash,
ing,on,' said the slow boy in the
father seat "he was vcrssd in war,
versed in peace and ver--" BIT the
professor interrupted him to say that
wac the verst he ever heard, aud Just
then tho lightning struck the Baptist
College aud, withou, coming to q
vote the house adj ouroed. l'
Wounded "Live ! I guess be liv.
ed. Why, you couldn't kill that iel-
lcr il he Was as illl OF holes a. u
skiInmor. llvd just 10 to work aud
breathe through thc Ii lts, that's MIA,
he'd do" and hsvin t,is ventialed
his knowle iee OF the vitality Of u
veteran of tho Mesiosu war } 90
Shuttle mopped tho preparation
from his brow ut d stroll-l oil to Tia.
next gruc1ry TO astJni,h aDul her
cracker barrel audience.
Said the su jiioneer. "Oome now,
ladies aud gentleuen, these goods
are for sale Well somebody give
mo q bid Anything, ladies aud gen-
tlemsn. All want is au oder,"
''Alas" murmurod an elderly wo-
mao ioths crowd, "that's what I've
been sighiug for all my iife.' .sf
A baggage agspt was killed OF
Fisbkill station, n. Y, other day, ty
. heavy trunk falling np9n bin. 1t
was very sad but at the same time
"but at the same time "turn about Id
iIir play The baggage man had