The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-12-26

attitude of Father-in-law is unconst.tu.
tionaIP
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ripbt off the old block-,xcept those which
are hewn out of the columns of THE
CRITIC.
=, ,unio,ou v",'y 20. So m
pie having valuaDies Will uo well 10 take
the hint.
A RUSSIAN coIoNy has purchased n large
tract of land in Sicily Island. Louisiana.
Tho Russ must want to make complete
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change Oh climate
A NEW WORD is wanted. So many sons
;n.lav arc now boino introducted into noli.
tics that n term is necessary. Ncpotism
,von,t ,vort oxactlv
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s,.a go ion,or ,ho ont;ro h;stnrv If tho
-. .a,,,S l.. .,.o b. ho .ooa,,,.od In or
49, A. ,.o.;s,, ~, ,,;soonoo.
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A FoURTEENYEAR-oLD Philadelphia |
girl is so fond of travelling that she has mar
.;o5 n hI;oJ ho,oor En raoro of ogo Sho |
;ntords to 600 Tho copptrv while acting ne
his gpide.
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LIE ~" SUN inourns' rhoio 10 up
paren'iy ho'hing iei' ior 'ne ros' how OK
ccpe W resulie ehe iuno.,ons vi Dehio'
cratic organ. Samranuall VIII nccu great
deal of help from this time on.
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In VIRGINIA, when a man is convicted
of ofburglary for the third time' the law con-
siders him confirmed in the bad habit, ana
relieves the community OF its fears by send
ing him TO the penitentiary ior hie'
THE CRITIC is published every day ex-
cept Sunday. we do not stop ior Mondays.
In fact it is so much fun 10 publish IHE
CRITIC that all days are holdays WIN u.s.
And yet IHE CRlrIc Is not puohshcd LOT
fun.
THE New YoRK Sun of Yesterday paid
ehe opcaAer" 'o,9 "e" .OPoV'
ia0s "'Vo, "h"v W. Nv" '"'s - ~.
Vruay, "on' neioi "a" "Au,u ,, W 0o"'i.o'
niin'eii 'onp'V'o ,uo'e''' A"0 '''" 'p'"'
IONS afe very ea,uao.e.
Mr.. MAxrv wants n reciprocity treaty
with Mexico. which will capture English
trade ana make the mexican country one
grand theatre OF American prosperity" MI
Maxey IS from Iexas, where the howers OF
oratory bloom on cactus plants
Tuppp Will mr. n new deal of large s;ze
in the District Buildings very soon after the
lat of January This is from the ground
MOOR as IL "ere' We ueein III Pioper W
make the announcement III order ehao tne
parties concerned may hoo DC thro"h ou' Oh
work without warning
pnon,p,y tho cur;ositv bpnters wbo
.o,,a .,,o;r o,hr,,s +o c,rrt for cp;toor,s
ontoaronb will u,timotelv desire small
n;eces ofb;s rome as souvenir, We suggest
that the rope be cut up and sold at $40 an
inch the proceeds to be applied to defray
the expenses of the defense.
D-,,
WE hhAh 'h'V 'no roS,uen, nus uoh
hi.eiy aeciueu W s'so No" H"s,'"u iop
leseh'a'ioi ~ ms TaDinoV, hopuoi'o',
o"'ihe' WIN No" Hns'"'u io,V ouV "ou'u
as had as n lustv Young fellow kicking hi,
venerable mother out of her own house.
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WE LEARNED TINS morning Tor the mrs.
time that the late President Garfield wa
opposed to the defeat of the Democrati,
party in Virginia. But we do not believt
it, all the same. Several forged wills o
tha Ioto p.as;dant bayo haar tad 70
nrohoto and th;s ;s nrohoh,v ona ~ ,hon,
w ,- 49, r-,,----. 80
THERE ARE TO BE five men hung in tn
city of st. Louis within the next thre
weeks There are three very highly mora
journals published in st. Louis-the Post
dispatch, the hepuo''cdn and the Gio0e-Dem
oerdt. Three more papers IKE these in 81
Louis ana IL would be depopulated in tw
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