, 1881-05-29
LOCAL ITEMS.

| It seems that when / tried to sit in the
Presidential chair that bad boy Robertson
had nut crooked pin in it.-lloscolo C01.k-
ling.
lAhlborn, the crayon artist, who has
studied i'll Paris. Vienna, Munich, and Bcr-
lin, has been requested to give instruction III
lis correct style Of finishing crayon portraits.
| lie is now ready to receive scholars ut his
| new gallery, :3;3j5 West Madison street.
| II think the revision is all right" said the
| Rev: Mr.: Patton, and that settles it. The
| IntY-Occdnt thinks the late revision Of the
United States Senate all right, and we sup
| pose that settles that.
I Messrs n. Alatson & Co., jewellers, corner
| State and Monroe streets, are showing some
Of the newest and choicest articles Of jewelry
ever shown in this market, and cannot be
found III any other house in the city, among
which, and especially deserving mention,
are the spiral bracelets Of varied sizes and
lengths, iii gold, and platina and gold, rings
with scara:, setting; elbow bracelets, trimmed
with the finest lace; rings with polished
sapphire; setting, in clusters; gents scarf
pins with crystal setting, beautifully 0rna-
lnented with fish and animals; and a large
variety Of novelties too numerous to NEIL
tio1I, and sold exclusively BY this house, who
are the acknowledged LEADERS Of fashionable
goods in their line. All goods are marked
lively no deviation.
One of the two c0rpscs found OH the east
shore OF Lake Calumet was buried by the un-
dertakcr OIL the spot. The other was dragged
across the mud Il distance Of about l50 yards
when one Of the arms was pulled from tile
budy. The body was then tumbled into n
box and c;lrtetl AWAY, but the arlil w:S left
behind to decosnpose III the mud. \ tent
has been erected Oil the common cast Ut tile
South Chicago Hotel for Gospel meetings.
Chicago Times.
Only first quality of French chip hats at
Halls, l0l State street. Ladies' can obtain
either first or second quality Of HALLS Bun
Marche, ~ West Madison street
The prcttiest women in the world live in
Philadelphia, the smartest in Boston, the
Wealthiest in New York, and the LATEST in
Baltimore
girl.
DO not wait until the moment you wish to
wear your clothes hefore ordering. Do 1T
Monday morning at Turner's. s5 Madison st.
0 Ss ?'e S e'f was ti of pioyokcd
s' You see, | only thought lie knew,
thought, he thought, only joked.'
Cooper, the Halter" has all the latest
styles in straw hats. No old stock to palm
Off OH you. 1:A Clark street.
4 Syracuse woman swallowed an apple
seed in March, and in April darnilg-nccdle
worked out of her shoulder. 1t pays to ill
vest your capital ln Syracuse.
Mayor Harrison is happy since lie enjoys
his Opera Putt" cigarette. They are de-
licious, and do not stick to the lips.
All article IN an exchange is headed "Men's
Wiyes.' There are SO many boys getting
married nowadays that such a distinction is
necessary.
See the best oil-stovc ever produced, made
by the Richmond Stove Company, and sold
only by Isaac W. Bangs j. Co., II State street.
4 wo,nal III New York has sued a doctor
fol- improperly administering strychnine to
her, claiming that it has given her hysteria;
lie claimed she had 81 riganacrankS before
lie commenccl doctorins her. We call it
snakes il, Chicago.
Special attention is called to the Royal Owl
cigarettes. This brand IF all Havana cigar
cites is Stratton l. Storms latest and best
production. Sold BY all dealers.
'' Tears: idle tears, I know not what they
latan,"
Says Conkling, setting on a stump i'll Utica
fields
And thinking of the days that are no more.
From the Revised Edition Of Icunyson
The Mackinnon Pen Co., New York, open
a Chicago branch this week ut 93 Madison. !
Boston girls are very proper. When 4
young man was assisting Il South End lass
to tie on her bonnet, which, by the way, flatf
to be tied at the back Of the neck, She in
sisted that he should stand in front Of her so
that she could keep her eye on him.
Wanted-5G}, 400 residents of Chicago to
try the new" Opera Puff cigarettes. They
are alnDcr-tipped, and do not stick to the lips.
The l1igl-Scllool girls in Augusta, Ga. will
wear 5ing hams 1T their Commencement eN- |
ercises. as the new glngllams look like silk |
and make l'p rs pretty. the girls know what
much cheaper. This is u good commence
1neut.