The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-08-09
Fly Specks.

in Eas, Sedalia last evening and badly
hurt.
--"Oh dem watermillyuns, oh dem
watermillyuns"-are a fine thing foI
cholera.
| Five residents Of Dallas, Texss, got
lei, a, the depot this morning. They will
90 down tonight.
John Parker, alias "Texas," the intol-
| crate nuisance, was again run in by the
police last evening
Young ladies. when desire To SIT in
the laps OF their best young man, should
pull down the blinds.
For he is the captain OF the Pinai"re
And a right good captain too.
who threw that brick.
-"Bye, baby, bye, oh" sounded very
nicely as sung by 4 Yuartette Of young
gentlemen on I.amiDr street last evening.
Geo. Hatfield was fined $50 and costs
in Squire Gark's court this morning for
disturbing the peace Of one :. NJ. SOM
merS.
A couple OF harl.looking men were
morning. They were afterwards given an
nOOr I'D leave tOWu. 1ufN tS1t.
They sat and looked AT the comet,
And the wonderful tail that grew from it.
His hand struck a pin
Where il shouldn't have been
And he " idly jumped up and said. Dom i,:'
John Carrigan and Jason White who
were arrested some time ago on charge Of
cruelty maltreating a dumb brute. were
discharged BY jury in Squire Fishers
court YESTERDAY evening.
The following conversation took place
between kind hearted lady and 4 small
boy who politely swung open the gate for
her. 'Ah! what a nice, polished, polite
little boy you are! ] suppose YOU live
about here! 'Ye lie-ldont.'
-Sedalia is booming. Her street rail-
road will soon he completed, and soon the
merry ring Of the street car bell will be
heard in her streets. As we'll as the warm
ing curses of the driver.-Warsaw Enter
prise.
when the swallows hOmeward ny"
was discounted, AS far rs speed was con-
cerned, By a young man who went 10 call
on his girl at Fifth street residence,
when he heard the old man coming down
stairs.
Charles Beckwith. formerly resident
of this city. where he was employed ~ =
private wa,chman. but more recently 4
rcsiden, ii st. Louis. fell dead while CROSS
ing the bridge across the Mississippi u, the
latter place, on Monday last.
The residence Of baker named Whit
linger was entered by burglars las, night
and fine watch and 81 81 in money WAS
taken. Officer Jackson arrested two sus-
piciOus parties. but was Obliged to let them
20, A. nothing could he proved against
them.
A mule team belonging TO gardener
named Marshal, ran away ON Ohio street
this morning and succeeded in pulling the
wagon in about dozen pieces by running
agains, large piece Of flag stone in front
81 Porter's block. One Of the mules was
also badly damaged.
Geo. Bartlett, a young man who has
frequently figured in police circles either
as plaintiff or defendant. was arrested by
Officer Carnes this afternoon on a charge
OF carrying concealed weapons. He put
up SO for his appearance at o'clock To-
morrow morning.
W.T.. -. w IIII ~ uO Has uCOu kebSt-
mistress at Butler. Mo-, since last January,
sent her resignation TO the department OH
Saturday last and asked that il be acted up
on Immediately. Mrs. HIS accounts are re-
ported rs all right. and the lady has made
a very acceptable public servant.
The colored people OF this county are
having a grand basket picnic at Beaman
Station to-day The delegation from this
city had an excursion and were headed BY
the Sedalia colored band which disbursed
some excellendmusic at the depot before the
train pulled out.
The dcnizens residing on Ohio street
were last evening greatly annoyed BY a
band OF negro minstrels, who gave a per-
Torrance in the Office Of a we'll known
LAWYER. Such nuisance should be abated.
II they want to continue the business they
had better move outside Of Incorporation.
The actress who was engaged to ride
in circus procession rs the most beauti-
full woman in America has been discharged,
and she now threatens to sue the manager,
not for the $50 week, which was to be her
actual pay, but for the SlO,0OO prize which
in his advertisement he awarded her.
The Missouri Pacific railway company
will build machine shops at Sedalia. 4
contract to that effect has been entered
into between the attorney Of the company
and the city government. The city is to
donate to the company, when the stone
foundation is laid, $1,000 in caSh.-kan-
sas City Journal.
We know that they mean no harm
and that it is only carelessness and one III
the consequences OF the heated spell, but
il the ladies in south Sedalia would keep
their shutters closed the night erran, Of
the BAzoO would not SO often have to keep
his modest eyes to the ground and reflect
upon persons fleeing IRON the wrath to
come.
The authorities, a. we'll as reporters
are often waited upon by some forlOrn
drunkad or INSCRIPTIONS tSamP, who
wants to know why their name was pub
lished in the list Of police court proceed
inss. We would respectfully inform them
that e sho,. IL, NOT dac;rx. To L.v.. thai p