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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
Metapbysical Discussion.

Sheridan had a great distaste to any
thing like metaphysical discussions,
whereas his son Tom had taken lk-
ing for them. Tom one day tried to
discuss with his father the doctrine Of
necessity.
pray, my good father" said he.
''did You ever do any thing in state
of perfect indifference withthout mo-
tive, mean. of some kind or otherp'
Sheridan, who saw what was coming
and by no means relished such sub
jects, even from Tom or any one else,
said. ~ p.uI tIu hrI
Eyes, certainly"
"Indeedv
Eyes, indeed"
what, total indifference---total, en-
tire, thorough inditference~
"Yes--total, entire, thorough indif-
ference"
my dear father, tell me what II is
you can do with -mind!-total, entire,
thorough indifference"
why, listen to you, Tom," said
Sheridan.
This rebuff so disconnected Tom that
he never forgot it, nor did he ever
again trouble his father with my Of his
metaphysics. lr .4t agnoJ
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
Mothers! Mothers!! Mothers!!!

Are you disturbed at night and broken
of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with the excruciating pain of cutting
teethl If so, 60 at once and get bottle of
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. 1t will
relieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
depend upon it; there is no mistake
about it, There is not mother on earth
who has ever used il, who will not tell you
at once that it will regulate the bowels,
and give rest to the mother, and relief and
health TO the child, operating like magic
II is perfectly safe to use in all cases, and
pleasant to the taste, and is the prescrip.
ton of one Of the Oldest and best female
physicians and nurses in the United States
Sold everywhere. 90 cents bottle.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
A Russian Drink,

Koosmos, Or 'kumyss," the Russian
drink, which has been furnished the
President, is made of milk, sugar and
yeast. In Russia mares milk is used,
but here they take that of a COW. IL
is put up in bottles with patent stop
pers, and so highly effervescent is it,
that the only way to open bottle with
out losing the greater quantity of its
contents, is to turn il head downward
in pitcher, close the top of the pitch
er with CLOTH and then, inserting the
hand, remove the clasp from the cork
as gently as possible. Its nutritive
value is very great, and it is not now
widely known on account of its e.
pense, as generally sold. After the
and piece of compressed yeast about
the size OF q pea to each quart Of milk
has been added, the fluid is allowed
to stand in the bottles uncorked (the
bottles not quite fully until differentiation
has taken place. which will be the case
in eighteen to twenty-four hours under
favorable conditions The bottles are
then corked and placed in a cool place
for week or two, when the product is
ready. The fermentation develops q
small quantity Of alcohol, but the Pc
culiarity of the new milk is that the
casein, instead of being coagulated in
large Jumps, more or less difficult to d.
gest, is separated in very finely d.
vided condition, so that it can be
readily assimilated by the weakest
stomach. - PROGRESS.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
Enterprising Druggist.

Mr.. George Il, o'Hara, the live druggist
of the town, is always up to the times and
ready TO meet the demands of his many
customers. He has just received supply
of that wonderful remedy that Is astonlsh-
ing the world by its marvellous cures. DR..
Kingo New Discovery for consumption,
coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis, hay
tevor, phthisic, Group, whooping cough, tick.
ling in the throat, loss Of voice, hoarseness
or any affection of the throat and lungs.
This remedy positively cures, as thousands
can testify II you do not believe II call
at his drug store and get a trial bottle free
Of cost or regular size bottle for one dol.
lar. As you value your life, give II trial
and be convinced, as thousands already
have been az
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
For Farmers.

My patent adjustable HARROW is be.
lieved to be the best, as well as the cheap.
est harrow that has ever been offered to the
farmer. sell first class standard two.
horse harrow that will easily harrow 20
acres in day, for ten dollars, all complete.
They can be ordered by letter and shipped
according TO directions warranted to give
satisfaction. Or, if farmer wishes to
make it at home and save freight, and give
Is just the size and weight he wants, will
tell the plan with instructions and right
to make one, and send it by mail for one
dollar. If village mechanics wish to make
1t to supply their customers, | will give
them very favorable terms, and they will
have in addition the advantage gained by
saving freight. 1t is very simple and easy
to make. Send for circular and price
ills, S. Hutchinson, Griggsville, Pike Co.,
Illinois.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04

suffering with face-ache or neuralgia. Mr..
w. Kline, East Berlin, Pa, writes in this
WISE; Some time ago, Mr.. Michael Trostel,
OF Paradise Township, Pa, visited my store
and complained Of suffering with toothache
and neuralgia in the face. Happening to
have bottle of st. Jacobs Oil open, I in
duced bin to rub his face Herewith. 1t
acted SO quickly that when he left all pain
had vanished. He took bottle of the Oil
for his wife who wa sick a-bed with rheu.
matism, Scarcely two weeks had passed,
when my friend and his wife returned, hap.
py over the result OF the Oil, as 1t had cured
them almost instantly.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
Satisfactory.

Mrs, Wallace, Buffalo, N. Y, writes; ~
have used Burdock Blood Bitters for nerv-
Gus and bilious headaches, and have recon-
mended them to my friends; l believe
them superior to any other medicine have
used, and can recommend them to one re-
curing cure for biliousness." Price $i.00,
trial size 10 cents. Panl G. Schulz, Agent.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
A Liberal Offer

Wagner s. Co. Michigan Ave. & Jackson
st. Chicago offer to send Electric Belts,
Bands, etc. for the cure of Nervous Debili,
ty and other diseases, free, for examination
and trial before purchasing. These Elec-
tric Devices are the invention Of DR.. d. A..
JOY of the University of Michigan, and are
claimed to be the only Electric Devices or
Appliances for the cure of diseases that
have yet been constructed upon scientific
principles. See their advertisement in this
paper.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04

The stock-yards at Keith station, on
the Missouri division Of the Northern
Pacific railroad, have been built under
the superintendent Of Alfred Myers,
well known stockman, and is already
receiving Montana herds for shipment
east. Mr.. Meyers and other stockmen
have examined the Beaver creek coun-
try, and say it will furnish good graz.
ing for thirty thousand head of cattle
each season. All are accordingly well
pleased with the location Of the stock
wards at Keith.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
Chinese in Denver Sunday Schools.

The Chinese in Denver are inclined
TO christianity. Nearly all Of them who
join churches are taken in by the Pres
byterians. It is la the Sunday.school
that Johns beaming face Is oftenest
seen. That smile, .'child.like and
bland" which TO the American mind is
inseparable TO John Chinaman, COM
plctely wins tho hearts Of the sympa-
thetlc young lady teachers. and they
think Cinnamon are "just too sweet for
anything" There is good deal OF
dissatisfaction among the young men
who attend q certain Presbyterian Sun.
day.school, whose only misfortune Is
that they wero not born in China, at
tho way tho Mongolians have taken
their places. The Chinaman gets tho
most attention oil the time. - eaper
Tribune. HNt.e
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
Bucklen's ArniCa Salye,

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, users, salt rheum, fever sores,
etter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and
oil kinds of skin eruptions. This salve is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction in
every case or money refunded. Price, 25
cents per box. For sale by GEO. Il. OHARA
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04

A western agricultural paper recon-
mends the culture Of broom corn, which
it predicts will, at no distant day, en-
tirely revolutionize the bread stuff sup
ply OF the world, II declares that by q
newly-invented process fine and most
delicious flour can be made from the
seed To the extent Of one-half It's own
weight. leaving the other half ss Q val
liable food for stock. According to It's
estimates, three hundred bushels Of
broom seed Is fair average crop per
acre beside the stover Tho N. Z.
Farmer fears that this Is o cereal story,
largely work Of the imagination.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
A Significant Fact,

The cheapest medicine In use is Thomas
Electric Oil, because so very little of 1t is
required TO effect cure. For Group, diph-
liberia, and diseases Of the lungs and throat,
whether used for bathing the chest or
throat, for taking internally or inhaling, 1t
is matchless compound. Paul G.. Schulz,
Agent.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04

HUNDREDS of men, women and children
rescued from beds of pain, sickness and
almost death and made strong and hearty
by Parker's Ginger Tonic are Inc best evil
dences in the world of its sterling worth
You can find these in every community.
Post. See advertisement
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04

From the steady, firm and regular beat
of the heart, replacing interrupted and fee.
BILE action of that organ, demonstrated in
variety Of cases, Fellows Compound
Syrup Of Hvpophosphites is known to exert
powerful tonic effect on the muscles of
the heart.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
"P0nr Oil Oyer.n

L. p. Follett, Marion, o., states that he
has used Gclectric Oil for burns, and has
found hothing to equal it in soothing the
pain and giving reliet. Paul G. Schulz, AT
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
Grumblers.

II requires no special genius to be a
gTumoler some one has said but show US,
please the first person not grumbler, when
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04

TRAINS LEAVE, CAIRO.
3;15 am. Nail,
Arriving In st. Louis g.%b am; Chicago 80 p. IN.
Connecting at odtn and Etingham for Cincin'
natl Louisville, lndianapois and points East
lao am. 1T. Louis and Western
Express.
Arriving in 81. Louis 7:o5p. m, and connecting
for all points West
4:2O pm. Fast Express.
For 81. Louis and Chicago, arriving at st. Louis
W:4O pm, and Chicago S:20 IN.
Ago pm. Cincinnati Express.
Arriving At Cincinnati TOO am: Huntsville 2 IN
an. Indianapolis 400 am. Passengers nv
this train reach tho above points 1 u To .38
HOURS In advance OF any other route.
NThe a0 p. m. express has PULLMAN
SLEEPING CAR Cairo 10 Cincinnati. without
changes, and through sleepers to st. Louis and
Chicago.
Fast Time East.
Passengers 81 pon S nSssS IN . d %S:
caused by Sunday Intervening The Saturday AFTER.
noon train ffouI Cairo arrives In now York Monday
morning. at 1885. Thirty'six hours in advance Of
tH-For through tickets and further information,
apply It Illineis Central Railroad Depot Cairo.
~ Cen. Southern Agent. ricsst Agent.
All. HANSON, Gen. Pass, Agent. Chicago.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
w H. MAREAN, M. D.
Homeopathic Physician and Surgeon.

Once on Commercial avenue near the corner Of
Eighth street, over Taber Brothers Jewelry store.
Residence corner Fourteenth street and wash-
ington avenue.
The Celebrated Rlectro.Va and Medioated
Baths which are an unfaiIing cure for Rheumatism
Neuralgia, Feyer.Ague and many other ailments
administered daily during Office hours
Once hours, from s to IL A. NJ, from to and
from 7toSP.s.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-04
PHYSICIANS.
GEORGE Fl. LEACH, NJ. ID.
Physician and Surgeon,

Special attention paid to the Homeopathic treat
ment OF surgical diseases, and diseases of women
and children.
Office: No 10 Eighth street, near Commercial
avenue, Cairo, Ill.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28
A Deaf Soldier.

An English soldier, wishing to get
his discharge, slammed deafness SO
successfully that all the medical men
who examined his case were deceived
by him. No noise however sudden or
unexpected, had any power to disturb
his equanimity; and he had acquired
such perfect control over his nerves
that pistol fired over his head when
he was asleep did.not apparently awake
him.
Grave suspicious as TO the genuine.
ness OF his malady were entertained,
Notwithstanding. Like most malin-
gerers, he was little too clever and
complete. Still, it seemed impossible
TO catch him tripping. A final exami-
nation was made; the doctors expressed
themselves satisfied, and the soldier
was presented with his certificate of
discharge. Outside the door he met
eomrade. who whispered, Have YOU
got W. with an appearan ce Of eager
, ,n Yes; here it is" was The
..hnguaraed reply. But the certificate
though filled in, was not signed amS
the malingerer was a sold man "'N' an'
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28
Piles! Piles!! Piles!!!
ASSURE CURE FOUND AT LAST, NO ONE NEED
SUFFER.

A SURE CURE FOUND AT LAST. NO ONE NEED
SUFFER.
A sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding,
Itching and liberated Piles has been dis.
covered by DR.. Williams ian Indian rem.
edy), called DR.. Williams Indian Oiut-
ment. A single box has cured the worst
chronic cases Of 25 and 80 years standing.
No one need suffer five minutes after apply
ing this wonderful soothing medicine.
Lotions, Instruments and Electuanes do
more harm than good. Williams Oint-
ment absorbs the tumors, allays the intense
itching particularly at night after getting
warm in bed), acts as poultice; gives
instant and painless relief, and is prepared
only for Piles, itching Of the private parts
and nothing else.
Read what the Hon j. M. Cohinberry, Of
Cleveland, says about DR.. Williams Indian
Pile Ointment: ~ have used scores Of
pile cures, and it affords me pleasure to sa,
that have never found anything which
gave such immediate and permanent relic
as DR.. Williams Indian Pile Ointment"
For sale by all druggists, or mailed OF
receipt of price $1.00.
FRANK s, HENRY g. Co.,
Sole Props, Cleveland, o.
For sale by GEO. Z. O'HARA, Druggis.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28
EYangaline.

Longfellow said "Evangeline was
suggested to him by gentleman with
whom he and Hawthorne were dining,
and who urged the novelist to write a
novel on the theme of the exiled
young Arcadian girl who spent the re-
mainder of her life searching for bel
lover. ~ caught the thought NJ once,
the poet said, "that it would make a
striking picture if put in verse, and
said, Hawthorne, give 1t to me for a
poem, and promise me you will not
write about it until | have written the
poem Hawthorne readily assented to
my request, and it was agreed that |
should use his friends story for verse
whenever | had the time and inclina-
ton to write. "-Ph,iodelphia Press,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28
A Cough, Cold or Sore Throat

should be stopped Neglect frequently re-
suits IN an lncurable Lung disease or Con-
sumption. Browns Bronchial Troshes do
not disorder the stomach like cough syrups
and balsams, but act directly on the inham-
ed parts, allaying irritation, give relief IN
Asthma, Bronchitis, Coughs, Catarrh, and
the Throat Troubles which Singers and
Public Speakers are subject to. For thirty
years Browns Bronchial Troches have been
recommended by physicians, and always
give perfect satisfaction. Having beer
tested by wide and constant use for nearly
an entire generation, they have attained
well-merited rank among the few stapl,
remedies of the age. Sold at 25 cents
box everywhere.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28

Would it not be wise to substitute
more eggs for meat in our daily dietp
About One-third of the weight of an
egg is solid nutriment. This is more
than can be said of meat. There are
no bones, no tough pieces that have to
be laid aside. A good egg is made up
Of ten parts shell, sixty parts white,
and thirty parts yolk. The white of
an egg contains sixty-six per cent. wa
ter, the yolk tfty-two por cent. Prac-
tically an egg is animal food, and yet
there is none OF the disagreeable work
of the butcher necessary to obtain it.
The vegetarians Of England use eggs
freely, and many OF these men are
eighty and ninety years old, and have
been remarkably healthy.
Eggs are best when cooked four min
utes, This takes away the animal taste
that is offensive to some, but does not
harden the white or yolk so as to make
them hard to digest. An egg if cooked
very hard is difficult of digestion. ex-
cept by those of stout stomachs; such
eggs should be eaten with bread, and
masticated very finely. An egg spread
on toast is food fit for king, if kings
deserve any better food than any body
else, which is doubtful Fried eggs
are less wholesome than boiled ones.
An egg dropped into hot water is not
only clean and handsome, but de-
licious morsel. Most people spoil the
taste of their eggs by adding pepper
and salt A little sweet butter is the
best dressing. Eggs contain much
PHOSPHORUS. which is supposed TO be
useful to those who use their brains
much. -PoulhV RevieW.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28
The Passage from the Liver

Of bile into the intes,ines at proper inter
walls, is essetial to health and regularity OF
the bowels and stomach. When this i'm
portant function is interrupted by the fail.
ure OF the gland to perform its secreting
duty properly, constipation and indigestion
result, bile is injected into the blood, and
dyes the skin dirty yellow; there are
nausea, headache, pain in the right side,
furred tongue and other annoying symp-
toms. For these and for their cause, Hos
letters Stomach Bitters is far more ra'
tional and pleasant remedy than the dras-
TIC, violent purgatives sometimes taken. 1t
relaxes the bowels without pain or annoy
ance, and imparts the requisite stimulus to
the liver, promoting its activity, and that of
its associate organ, the stomach. These
combined bene6cent effects are speedily ap.
preciable.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28

"..0;ir ninc - In twingnt sta'e'
observed the good man. You cannot
differentiate the grains Of mlstrnst from
the molecules Of a reasonable conn
dence. You are travelling the border
land, the frontier between the paradise
of faith and the arctic regions OF IN l.,
credulity. You are agnostic.' "Dlyi'
a Bit said Pat, with mingled amaze
ment and Indignation; I'm q dimmy-
crat, livery inch o me.
This is an account OF London toilet:
ELAINE colored sheeting shot with gold;,
trimmed with scarlet and gold bead
fringe and sleeves trimmed Al. with scar car,
let and gold lace. The bonnet was =,
covered with beads and lace TO match.
There is no account of the husbands
remark when the account was pres
ented.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28
Two DAYS,

But yesterday the world was bright and fair
Too bright and fair TO last Of life part,
pinned spray OF lilacs in my hair,
Another DER my heart.
You praised ths snowy blossoms that ] wore,
You took one from my tangled, wnd-blown
hair.
Such sweet content had not known before
The world was far too fair.
The foain.tipped ocean waves broke at our
feet
And, shivering, died upon the long, low shore.
Their voices said, In tender tones and sweet:
"6ad heart! oh, grieve no moreW
To-day wear white lilacs In my hair;
I've pinned \ snowy cluster on my breast;
But miss your voice. and meath the flowers fair
There burns strange unrest.
To-day again the sky ia bright and fair,
The same waves break and die upon the
shore;
But, obi the burden OF the song they boar;
"Poor heart! Be glad no more"
-MADGR MORRIa-
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28
HOnOred and Blest.

When board of eminent physicians and
chemists announced the discovery that by
Gcmbing some we'll known valuable RENE
aies, ,he most wonderful medicine was pro.
a ~ which would cure such wide range
Vi u'seases that most all other remedies
cou,u DC dispensed with, many were skep.
tica, out proof of its merits by act,n,
trial has dispelled all doubt, and today tho
discoveries Of that great medicine Hon
bitters, are honored and blessed by all as
benefactors. --Democrat
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28
THE DAILY BULLETIN.
Half.Heartac.

II could love thee. Love little more,
II thy fair love ou,lived the brief sweet rose
II In nv golden field we're all thy store,
And all my Joy within thy garden CLOSE
Then would pray my heart 10 be full fond
Forever, and Little bit beyond.
II daffodil and primrose were not frail,
II snowdrop died not ere the dying day
II were true ne Daphnis In the tale,
n thou couldsr love As Juliet In the play,
Then would teach my heart 10 he full fond.
Forever, aud a little BIT beyond.
But since foar am but wayward true,
And wayward false, fair Love, thou seemst
10 be,
Since some day must sigh for something new,
And each day thou for LIES monotony,-
Prithee, stay here, ere yet we grow 100 FOND.
And lot me pass little bit beyond.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28
An Accommodating Conductor.

A nice looking old lady, with snowy
circle of lace about her head, sat in q
Wabash avenue car the other day, and
drew up her skirts nervously, lest the
cataract Of tobacco juice that was pour
ing from the mouths of two loafers next
her should delugo them,
Conductor" she asked, timidly,
when he came in, "isn't it against the
rules to spit on the floor Of the carp"
mo, ma'am," replied the gallant
conductor, spit wherever you Ike. "
Chicago Inter- Ocean.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28

She was going away with her pa
rents to spend the summer at noun
tain retreat and he was going to re-
main and toll in the hot city. Wishing
to elicit tender assurance that his
heart would follow her wherever she
went, she concentrated all the poetry
of her ardent nature in her voice and
looks as she murmured; "And what
shall l take away with me9" lie
thought moment before he answered.:
"A bottle of cholera mixture, darling,
and don't you forget it."
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28
Liauid or Dry.

Some deople prefer to purchase medi'
clnes in the dry state so that they can see
tor themselves that they are purely. vegeta'
bic. Others have not the time or desire to
prepare the medicine, and wish it already
10 use.
To accommodate each class the proprie
tors of Kidney-Wort now offer that we'll
known remedy in both liquid and dry
forms. =
Sold by druggists everywhere. Truth,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28
Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure
Kaleidoscope Life.

City reporters of all levels, have con.
slant intercourse with all sorts and
conditions Of men, women and child
rem. A funeral, picnic, an inquest.
an inauguration, an installation, an
interview, an obituary, club. dinner, a
society meeting, a financial convention,
police trial, au explosion. two.
headed calf, a new railroad, a confa.
grafton, sermon and the City Hall
combine to tax the wit and muscle Of
reportorial exploration. What lawyer.
what doctor, what clergyman has such
kaleidoscope chance as wideawake
reporterP-- Ph,2adeiphta Times.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-28

An army colonel who hoped to 90
appointed to the brlgadier generalship,
which Gen Miles afterwards received,
was seen gazing at the skies one night
What are you looking for Colonel
Mackenziep" said Captain Mclaughlin.
'Oh," said the colonel, 81 am only
looking for a star" Colonel" said
the captain, there's Miles between
you and that star" And there was.