Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-10-16
SUNDAY GLOBLETs.

1T does not follow that you are humble be-
cause you are always talking agaipst PRIDE.
When man has DO mind OF his own he can
sIvavs find a woman who will give him a
piece of hers.
The Oldest bishop in the Anglican church is
DR. Oniyapt, bishop of Dandaff, born in 1T9S,
and consecrated in 1S49.
Bishop Whipple, of Minnesota, preached at
st. James Episcopal church, New York, last
Sunday, on the Indian question.
A Sunday school boy, upon being asked
what made The Tower of Pisa lean, replied;
because Of the famine in the land"
Mr.. William P. West, OF Halifax, Nova SEQ
Tia, has left $4,000 TO Tufts college, the
principal literary institution OF the UniVer-
lists.
Gold cannot always heal the wounded heart,
but heavy damages do help one to bear a
breach of promise with something like res;g-
nation.
SIT must have been 4 great relief to Adam,
after his fall, that there was moi 4 dozen or so
of indignant neighbors to kick him after he
was down.
Rev. DR.. Lands, OF New York, preached
last Sunday from the text "Guiteau, Talmage,
Beecher-Are They Sick?" or have they ''Self-
Knowledge"
It is said that there are at The present time
ESQ foreign missionaries in India, representing
thirty-two missionary societies, an increase OF
sixty-seven since 1871.
a little girl IN London Sunday school, be
ing asked why Coo made the flowers OF the
field, replied, "Please, ma'am, I suppose for
patterns for artificial flowers"
Ben, Hogan, who fought Tom Allen for the
pugiIistic championship of the United States
and 81, 600, in 1878, and afterwards professed
religion, is lecturing in Chicago.
Men find all sorts of reasons for not becom-
ing religious, but there are none OF them equal
to that of the boy who didn't want to be born
again for fear Of being born girl.
The next general council of the alliance Of
PRESBYTERIAN churches throughout the world
will be held at Belfast in June, 1884. The
committee Of arrangements is already at
work.
a brother arose in weekly prayer meeting
I consider the shortness of life, feel as if
I might be taken away suddenly, like thief
in the night"
Twelve Presbyterian churches in the
United States return 1909 members and over,
and fifty-six churches more than 50emembers.
DR.. Cuyler's and DR.. Talmage's churches in
Brooklyn, lead the list.
The Methodist Episcopal mission to the
Chinese in California, employing five mission
aries and ten teachers, has five stations, four
native helpers, Ill church members, and 500
scholars in the schools.
A Scotch clergyman. while discoursing on
the petition of Dives that lazarus would dip |
his finger in water and cool his tongue, spoke
of it as 'this apparently reasonable, bat, under
the circumstances, totally inadmissible re- |
quest"
Gan esthetic discourse" said the Lady Al |
thea to her husband, as they rode home from |
church. ''Right you are" said Lord Alger- |
non, who had found a soft place On the pew |
rail for the repose of his lordly head. sit was |
anesthetic'"
"Chicago clergymen can buy Autograph
have often wondeie why Chicago clergymen
took q vacation of only three months during
the summer TO recuperate their worn out
mental faculties. The sentence quoted solves
the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Herald.
A newspaper agent, being told by an old
lady that it was no use 10 subscribe for the
papers, as Mother Shipton said the world was
coming to an end this year, said: "But won't
you want to read an account of the whole
affair as soon as it is oyer?" THAT l Wil,%
answered Il old lady, and she subscribed
The California Methodist Episcopal confer
ence has denounced the facility with when
divorces are lranted IN that state, and has re
solved that Its ministers will not celebrate mar
riages for persons who have been divorced for
other than the scriptural reason, and in any
case will marry none but the innocent parties
to the transaction.
Domestic bliss-'I never tire of reading
Paradise Lost" said Miss Posigush, her
eyes beaming with dreary languor. Don't
you admire it, Mr.. Crab:' ''No, don't"
replied Crab, crisply; 81 used 10 read 1t before
was married, but now l know what Para
disc Lost is without readnglt." No wonder
Mrs. Crab says Crab is a brute.
The Rev. c. Hammond, of Bolton, is made
of the right stuff. He was out berrying
when he fell into an old well and broke his
ankle. Instead of going TO the White Mount
aims for four weeks he remained in the field
until he filed the pail. The next Sunday he
hobbed into his pulpit and preached. MIR.
Hammonds love for the gospel is equaled
only by his fondness for berries.-Danbary
Meas.
Deacon George W. Chapman has Just re-
signed the superintendency of the Union Tenn
pie church Sunday school in Boston after
term of service which will find few if any
parallels. He became a member of the Sun
day school in 1910, and in 1874 was elected to
the superlntendency. He has therefore held
the Office over thrty-six years, during which
period over 10000 scholars have passed
through the school.
The Rev. DR.. Dean, of the Baptist Mission
at Bangkok, Siam, recently baptized two
brothers, the great-grsndsons of the first
Chinese he baptized IN the same place forty
five years ago, and who was member of The
fret Protestapt church in Siam and tho first