davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30
THOSE HOLES.

Chow came these holes in your el-
bows :" said widowed mother to her
only son. "Oh, mother, I hid behind
the sofa when Col. Gobler was saying to
Maria that he'd take her even il you had
to be thrown in; and he didn't know I
was there, and 80 I held my tongue, and
laughed in my sleeves till I burst EN-"
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30
GUIDE to SUCCESS
WITH FOR
AND
SOCIETY

is BY FAR the best business and So
cial Guide and Hand Book ever pub
llshed. Mich the latest. It tells both
sexes completely HOW TO DO EVE
RYTHING in the best way, How t.
be your own lawyer, How to do bust
ness correctly and successfully, How
to act in society and in every part OF
life, and contains a gold mine of varied
information indispensable to all class.
es for constant reference. AGENTS
WANTED for all or spare time. To
know why this book of REAL value
and attractions sells better than any
other, apply for terms to
G. L. BENJAMIN, Fon Du Lac, Wsi
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30
An. OLD LANGUAGE.

The language Of inscriptions on an
oient Irish monuments is, contrary to
the custom in other countries at the
same date, Irish, and Irish can claim to
be one Of the oldest written languages
e1tant in Europe. It is still spoken by
several thousand persons, but their num-
Der decreases every year.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30

MANY clergymen in this country have
received circular from Lendon dealer
in secondhand sermons. He offers SER
mons, photographed in a bold, round
hand" SO that those who happened to
see them would suppose they were manu-
script, for Is cents each, OF $50 hun
dred. He has a line of cheaper sermons
in print at 10 cents apiece, warranted
orthodox; and others-a little more ex-
pensive- which have ga pleasantness,
yet an awful solemnity, about them"
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30
~ ut n Great chance to make money.
We need a person in every town
I-II to take subscriptions for the lar
IIII gest, cheapest and best illustrat-
~ OADee d family publication in the

orld. Any one can becomes successful agent.
X elegant works of art given free to subscribers
She price is so low that almost. everybody sub
Tribes. One agent reports taking 100 81 bscribers
lisc day. A lady agent reports making over 5000
n ar profit in ten days. All who engage make
moneess, or only your spare time. You need not
businay from home over night. You can do it as
we'll as others. Full directions an3 ermsfree
Elegant and expensive outfit Free If you want
profitable work send us your address at once. 1t
ost nothing to try the business. No one who ell
cges fails to make great pay. Addrets Georg
gon & Co. Portland, Maine.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30

The religious movement against
changed" hair is extending. Bishop
Elder, Of Cincinnati, has issued pro-
hibitory order on the subject.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30

WV. 81. VANDERBILT and family are
worth more than the entire banking
capital and deposits Of New York city
combined.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30

IT used to be said that mock hams
were made in Connecticut. Now they
make ham mocks there.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30

With the gloss and freshness Of youth.
Thin hair is thickened, falling hair
checked, and badness often, though
not always, cured by its use. Moth
ing can restore the hair where the
follicles are destroyed, or the glands
atrophied and decayed. But such as
remain can be saved for usefulness
by this application. Instead of foul
ing the hair with pasty sediment, it
will keep it clean and vigorous. Its
occasional use will prevent the hair
from turning gray or falling off, and
consequently prevent badness. Free
from those deleterious substances
which make some preparations dan
gerous, and injurious to the hair, the
Vigor can only benefit but not harm
it. If wanted merely for
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30

THROUGH TICK ETS
er this route sale at all principal stations
Be sure and buy through ticket, as they are gen
orally cheaper: but if you cannot get the tickets
you DESIRE or the information wanted about rates
connections, &c., at your home station, write to
the undersigned, and your letter will receive
prompi attention. T. w. TEASDALE
B. CLARKE, General Agent
Gen. Traffic Manager. st. Paul, MINI
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30

FROM ELDER THOMSON, Pastor Of the
Church Of the Disciples Of Christ, Detroit,
luch.-"My son was dangerously i'll and
entirely Frustrated from Chills and Fever;
Cuininc and ether medicines had been tried
Without eticct. Mr.. Craig who had used
Thermaline as Tonic advised a trial of it,
which was done, resulting in his complete
recovery within few days."
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30
- IL Il E1I4 L II L N e.
Seia'itz Powders. AS pleasant as glass Of
Lemonade. s cents each. All Drug Stores, .

IL n X A II Il N e.
Laxative Lozenges for Regulating the
Bowels. Prevents and Cures Constitution.
rs cents per box. All Drug Stores
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30
Ayers
H01;'' V3gor,
For restoring Gray Hair TO
Its natural Vitality and Color.

A d res sin 6
which is at once
a 6 re e a b l e,
healthy, and eff
fectual for pre-
S erwin tho
hair. Faded o,
gray hair is soon
restored to its
ORIGINAL color.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-30
WILSON'S
skRB !!oL:A!1h
(No,uuno.so,,\


10 retained by the Weakest Stomach.
10 Free from UnpIcaCant Tastee
?. Arrests Decay. Never gets Rancid.
IL cures Comsss',spttoss, 6or0f tsla, Asthma,
pl0tnt8. ~
Az Blood Purifier the Carbolated Oil IL 70.
Rheumatism, &c., is strongly recommended. Its
purliyng power Is wonderful in Consumption
pendlng esltfrequcntly does upon scrofulous faint
ARRt 80 DECAY WHILE 1T BUILDS UP TIE So.
TEN, lAa bling it to throw off the disease.
S0lc only IN wedge shaped bottles. Wilson n
epeneL "lth double g. L." Remember the word
:.CARaoLATED" in ordering from your druggist, and
insist on having the right Kind. 'A
- au1xe cRlYlcAloo.,H NJ.
C:;ODlIVER ~
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
Drowned at Atlantic city,

ATLANTIC CRY, August 21.-Jas.
Lynch, IN owner Of furniture wagons
in Phila6 elphia, whoresides at No. 8OS
Clymer str set, came down on an ex.
cursion to Atlantic City to day. He
was oonpanied by Mr.. Patrick
Lynch, his brother-in-law, and went
into u irf rear the Seaview Excur-
sion House. After they had been in
the water for half or three quarters Of
an hour, Mr.. Patrick Lynch came out
Of the water and retired to his bath
house and changed his clothing. He
returned to the beach, looking for his
brother-in-law, but failed to find him.
Ho supposed that he had gone ashore
and retur ned o the board walk
Me lnwhile James Lynch got beyond
hiss depth, encountered q gully, and
waa carried out by the undertow.-
Captain Langley, Joseph Wilson,
Charles Moore and Chris Welsh hur-
ried to his rescue and brought him
ashore In an unconscious state. There
were already in the liie-savipg station
five victims of their own imprudence,
and the last had just been restored to
consciousness when Lynch'e body was
brought in.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
ATerrfbIe Waterspout.

DENVER, COL, August 2l.-A des.
patch to the Tribune from Canon
City, dated Yesterday says: "a terri~
BILE waterspout burst somewhere OIL
Grape Creek to-day and at 6 O'Clock
tonight whole sections of railway
ties, with iron attached, were running
In the Arkansas River, together with
bridge timber, huge pine trees, cat-
tie and horses. The passenger train
which left this evening has not been
heard from the fears are entertained
for its safety"
RAILROAD BRIDGES WASHED AWAY.
CANON CITY, COL, August 90
The train which left here for Silver
Cliff last night for the safety OF
which fears were entertained has
been heard from. 1t was lying
twelve miles west Of here, between
two streams, the bridges over which
have been washed away. From the
number OF ties, portions of the brid-
ges, etc., which tloated past here last
evening, it is believed that the rail.
road will not be open to Silver Cliff
for nearly week.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
General News.

General Leslie Coombs, Of Kentucky,
dlsd last night, In Lexington, In the Ssh
ysar Of his age.
Thirty-three colored recruits were
yesterday ordered to Fort Dodge, Kan
sas, for assignment to the Iwenty-fourth
Infantry.
Major Woerner, well-known citizen
q Hoboken, died yesterday morning
itom the effects OF an accident by which
his leg was broken about two weeks ago.
Ths q. s. steamer Tallapoosa arrived
q Fortreas Monroe yesterday morning,
with Colonel Crosby, Of the War De-
partment, on board. Colonel Crosby
goes 10 Norfolk and Philadelphia.
There was . slight improvement in
the President's condition yesterday, bat
he remains extremely weak. He had
less annoyance from the swollen gland
and was able to swallow and retain dur.
ing the day about twenty ounces ol
liquid food. Besides this about fifteen
ounces Of nutrient enemata were given.
~ $50 p. m. his pulse was ITO, temper.
ature 100.1, respiration 10. The TEN
perature and pulse declined, as usual
after the evening dressing Of the wound
and be was reported resting comfortably
at night.
The total numberl of persons who
have ayailed themselves of the free bath
since June Goth 10 9S,664.
The total number of Inmates 10 the
! Philadelphia, Almshouse yesterday wss
2So2, ,as compared with 1885 on the same
date last year.
Captain Howgate's securities were &C.
cepted and he was released on bail, IL
Warrington, yesterday.
Since Saturday q gang Of burglars hai
been operating extensively In Luzern,
county, Pa. At Wyoming, the Della
ware Lackawanna and Western depo
and freight house and the Shovel Work:
have been broken into and robbed
Three houses and Wisner d Strong's
foundry, In West PittstoD, were also
visised, and at Nanticoke the safe in D
T. Crockett's mills was rified OF Its con.
TENTS.
Two men were killed and two injured
by the bursting or q portable boiler, in
Bay City, Mich, yesterday afternoon.
James s. Farwell, of Chicago, was
drowned in the bay OF San Francisco, OIL
Sunday, by the upsetting of a sail boat
Robert Magill Stuart, of Montreal, 2
years OF age, was drowned by bathing II
the surf, near Boston, on Sunday. III
was carried Oh by . strong undertow
Lawrence Single, . baker, of Reading
was drowned yesterday at Shickshinney
Pa, 6y falling into the canal while
drunk,
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
Readjussing the Pension om..

WASHINGTON, August 21-Com-
missioner Of Pensions Dudley has
issued an order creating a Board os az
Review, at the head of which he has as
placed Q. B. Walker, Deputy Cons
missioner; q Board of Special Er
aminations, which will be managed hv
II. II. McCalmont an Eastern nj,
vision, having charge of the claimant.
for pensions in New England. Naw
York, New Jersey and Delaware '% IN
charge Of Fred Mack; a Middle bi-
vision, including Pennsylvania. Ohio
and Michigan, managed by Colonel
F. D. Stephenson a Western Divisinn
including Indiana, Illinois, Iowa. Wis
eonsin, Minnesota, Nebraska, Kansas
Nevada, Colorado, California, Oregon
and the several Territories, In cbaroa
Of John M. Comstock a Southern
Division. including Maryland. Vir-
Ginia, West Virginia, North and soptb
Carolina, Florida, Georgia, Alabama
Mississippi, Arkansas and the District
Of Columbia, managed by T. n
Dickey. The "Board of Review,;
constitutes the Court of Last Resort
in the bureau through which ali
claims must pass before being allowed
instead Of their being adjusted by the
different "divsions'' as heretofore has
been the custom.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
Coalition Repudiated. .

The Valley Virginian. pub blished at
Staunton, Va, which until recently was
the recognized d organ OF the whole repub-
llcan party In Virginia, and is now the
mouth piece OF what IL known az the
straight outwing OF tina party, says:
"1nasm uch as the Lynchbprg conyen-
tlon did not place In the field q guberpa
torial ticket, and tnasmuch as there Ia
no republican candidate before the pee
pie. every republican in the State 10 left
iree TO exercise his Judgment as TO what
ne VIII do and how he will vote. The bo-
gus concern that met In Opera Hall and
Endorsed the readjuster ticket ls not enti-
tied TO the respect Of single republican
In the State. From beginning 70 end II
was fraud inspired by revolutionary
purpose, and in some instances directed
by agencies that will not bear the light OF
inspection. The only body that repre-
SCI ted the authority of the party and re-
hected the genuine republican sentimen
Of the State and country, was that VIII ich
failed TO make q nomination, but utterly
repudiated the read juster ticket and the
readJuster repudjating programme"
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
The Enormous Grain Speculation

Ahe EhormOus GRAIN Speculation
From the New York Press.
The magnitude of the speculation In
cereals Of late is strikingIy illustrated by
the fact that during the past week the
transactions in whest alone have inyoled
no less than 10000 bushels, making
Q total for the fortnight of fully 25. 600, !.
600 bushels, at least 80 per cent of which
was in options. The transactions In
corn within two weeks have aggregated
100000 bushels, and even OF oats the
sales have been over 2,000, 600 bushels
during the past week alone. The export
business Is hardly drop In the bucket
speculation absorbs all the attention and
alone directs the course of prices. The
actual position Of our foreign trade in
grain just now is reflected In the fact
that the exports OF wheat from New
York since January /, have been only
%, 6,842.000 bushels, against 37,525, 900
bushels during the same period last
year; while of corn the shipments have
been only 22,4l3,0 900 bushels, against
3O,1l4,OOO bushels during a like period
In 1850. 1t 10 interesting to observe,
that our foreign exports of -four are
materially larger than last year, having
exceeded 100000 barrels thus far,
against 2,250,000 during the same time
IN 1880, q fact which, as is well known,
has OF late given British millers no little
uneasiness.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
A Murder Mystery at Lowell.

LOWELL, Mass, Aug. 21.-This NOR.
ming Two dead bodies were taken from
the canals in this city. One, found In
the Hamilton Canal, was that of Edward
W. Hasey, aged sixty-seven years. He
either fell accidentally or committed
suicide. The other body is that of Q
young woman, apparently about twenty
years Of age, and was taken from the
Suffolk Canal. The body was partially
Identified this forenoon % that OF Lizzie
Atherton by several persons, including
her brother, but that young lady has
since been found alive. The stranger
Is slightly over five feet In height and
wore gray sack and black bunting
dress.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
The Planes.

At Wheeling, w. Va, yesterday,
fire broke out in q small wooden sta
BILE in the rear of N. Schultz's candy
factory and wholesale confectionery.-
A brisk breeze was blowing, and a
number of sheds and outhouses in the
adjoining yards were quickly one sheet
Of flames. The fire communicated to
the candy factory. a three story brick
building, and in an increditable short
time it was all burning. The buildings
occupied by Heberank's jewelry store,
adjoining on the south, and the Etna
Insurance. Company on the north, next
caught. and the fire also spread to the
Paxton block on the south, occupied
by w. b. Hutchins as an art and music
store, Helmbrighps cigar factory and
tobacco store, Oehm 81 Co.'s clothing
store and an Italian confectionery.
This block was completely gutted, and
the extensive stocks of goods were
burned or ruined by water. The
Opera House caught fire several times,
but was saved by the efforts of the fire
department. The intelligencer Office
was also seriously threatened, and the
intense heat kindied a fame in the
rear of several wholesale establish.
ments on Main street several times.--
The losses are estimated at about $780,
600. Four boys, street arabs, were
arrested, charged with firing tho stable
where the flames originated.
A fire broke out Friday night In 9 =
roy's warerooms, at Irvine, the county
seat OF Estill county, Kentucky, aud des.
troyed the entire business portion OF the
place with the exception OF three stores.
The fire Is believed TO have been The
work OF an incendiary, as there had been
no fre made In the wererooms for three
years. The total loss Is estimated a,
between 100000 and $4,000, with but
little insurance. 1t Is feared that the
town will be a long time In rebuilding
A lire at New Orleans yesterday des.
troyed the establishment Of PattisoD &
Bovard, wholesale dealers, and Samuel
Levys, cigar dealer, and damaged the
stores Of VIM. Stern, wholesale liquol
dealer; Meyer Heineman, boots and
shoes, and q. Ii. Lawrence Il Co. and
I. L. White u Co., wholesale grocers
The total loss is estimated at ST., 900
mostly covered by Insurance In local anc
foreign companies.
The Gaze Stove Works al st. LouI.
were burned yesterday evening. Th,
loss Is estimated at $l00, 900; insured fol
$4,000. The principal owners of th,
works are Charles Gaze, w. b. Horton
William Horton and Robt. Knight.
Webster & Dillingham's Touring mill
at New Orleans, was burned Saturday.
Loss covered by $40, 900 insurance.
In Robinson, Col, Saturday the store
Of Chas. Morse and l.. j. Sullivan wer,
destroyed by fire. Loss $4,000.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
General Foreign News.

LONDON, August 23, 1881.
Forty incendiaries have been arrested
in Estremadura, Spain.
Mr.. Mason will represent America
at the forthcoming Chess Congress at
Berlin.
Count Won Hatsfeldt has started for
Constantinople to present his letters Of
recall as German Ambassador. Baron
Won Radowitz will be appointed his sue.
cessor.
The King and Queen OF Denmark
have arrived at Cronstadt. They were
met by the Gear, the Czarina and the
Grand Dukes and proceeded to Peterhoi
with them.
The Standard says :-"Since the har-
vest became general rain has fallen Al
most daily up TO Monday, and there ID
no longer any hope Of superior quality
or condition Of our crops"
News has been received from the
Soudan Of an affray between the popula-
tion and the soldiery, caused by the
preaching Of false prophet. Ope hun.
dred and twenty Egyptian soldiers were
killed.
The Daily News understands thai
Mr.. James Redpath was elected mem.
Der Of the Golden Club in 1860. The
committee, however, last March ordered
bis name to bo removed from the list ol
members.
The bills of Judah Lee Simmonds a
Co., commission merchants, Of London
have been returned. The firm 10 chief
engaged In the Central American trade
and has sustained considerable losses fol
some time past.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23

WALL srREET -Stockn
were very active and very weak. the de-
cline for the day averaging several
points. Government bonds were weak
Money was active throughout at TO
per cent to call borro wers on stocks. For.
eign exchange was weak and Irregular
The cab le telegram nom Londen 90.
terday quotedsconsols at 0i i5-le for mon
ey and 100 Is for account. United Etats'
bonds were quoted at l04X for the s1<s
ll614 for the 41fs. and Ils1< fer the - Tn
rate Of discount for sixty days to thre'
months bank bills IL l-s@2x per cent
and for the trade bills In the open mark
ct 214@21s per cent. VIII ich is N@k below
the Bank of England rate.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
PERSONAL,

Senator Hill has returned TO GEORGIA.
General w. II. Schofeld sailed for
Liverpool yesterday.
Vanderbilt's daily income from United
States bonds Is $2,700.
Bismarck has been receiving threaten.
ing letters and Is disturbed.
Congressman s. s. Cox has reached
Constantinople on his way TO Palestine.
Archb ishop Purcell now has to be fed
by an attendant, SO weak has be grown.
Ex-M mister Noyes says that he in
tends to return TO the practice of law in
Cincinnati.
Cyrus w. Field wants to make bis
paper, the New York Ecening Mall .
rival Of the Post.
General Leslie Coomts Is lying at tho
point of death at his, residence in Lex.
lngton, KY.
George W. Riggs, the wealthy Wash
ington banker, is rapidly recovering
from his illness.
George William Curtis reloices, In
Harpers " Easy Chair" that "American
society Is not inherently hunkyish," and
has no such feature as the professional
beauty.
John B. Hussey, au old and reputable
journalist, Of North Carolina, yesterday
purchased the Greensboro Patriot, which
is the Oldest and most Influential journal
In that Sta.e.
W. S. Morton received as last gift
1 l,t
Morton, an o,d fashioned gold watch,
priced as family heirloom. This watch
was lost by recent burglary at a White
Bear Lake (Minn.) hotel. .....
The will Of the late Mrs Fillmore
widow Of the late ex-President, was
fled for probate at Bufiolo, N. T., yes
terday morning. 1t disposes of an es
tate OF nearly $500, 900, and gives to
public and and charitable institutions
In that city about $50,000.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
Election in Frauce.

2 PARIS, August 2l.-At the election to-
day Tor members of the Chamb Der OF Dep
uties the polling here was perfectly Or
dsrly. The eagerness to vote was gener'
al, an especially large number OF votes
having been polled at Belleville.
NJ. Gam beta has been elected TO tue
First Division Of Belleville by Az votes,
but In the Second Division he lacks 10y
votes Of the NUN Der required for an abso
Lutte majority. A second ballot wln,
therefore, be necessary, his opponent
being M. Tony Rsuil!on (lutransiRlentl.
LATER.-On the second count OF ne
ballots 1t has been ascertained that NJ
Gambetta has also been elected 10 inc
Second Division OF Belleville.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
Body Found.

The body OF stephen Stats. col q deck
who was drowned on Saturday morning,
In the Chrlstiapa, near Fourth street
wharf, was found this morninx. floating
In the water, close to the spot where he
ately after sinking, became int edded In
the mud. and remained there until re-
leased this morning, when 1t immediate
ly rose TO the purf face.
The Coroner was notified and will hold
an inquest.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
Murder OF q BootbIack

BALTIMORE, ,August2l. l.-Columous hlii
n colored bootblack, was stabbed anu
killed last night at Hanover-strett MARI, s,,
et by Daniel Sullivan. lmmediaIey
after the stabbiug, which was apparent,
ly entirely unprovoked and wanlon an, ana
almost in the presence of pollce omOsa
who was uear by, Hill was taken " va
police STALLION, where he soon eAp';un' ;n'
Sullivan was promptly arrested a,ar anu ,a
prisoned. He Is q notorious character,
having been freqeutly arrested io' ia'
ceny and other offenses.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
Alfonso's voyage.
Woo, August 81. 1881.

The Spanish squadron, with the King
and Queen on board the bagunto, went
this morning for target practice to the
entrance OF Vigo Bay. Al half-past
three In the afternoon muzxle loading
gun OF sixteen oentimetres calibre burst
on board rhe Tornado, One man was
killed and seven wounded, Of whom two
are not expected to live.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
I THIRD / EDITION
A Triple Alliance.
LoNDon, August %, 1881.

A~ LONDON, Augubt 20, lool'
The Times has the following from
nerlin /: 1.-THE result Of French cleo
&6ns may influence the negotiations
~ IN alliance between Italy, Austria
6nd Germany. The pourpdrlers, opened
g the initiative Of Italy, between
lone and Vienna, seem to be success
~ = II u reported in well informed
6|yulss that King Humberr will visit
- Emperor Francis Joseph. The
Iaeeting will take place early in the
Sutumn. The event is regarded here
- OF great political significance, espe>
tislly q King, Humbert has expressed
4 wish to visit the Emperor William OF
Germany at the same time.
The daily gazette., 1881-08-23
SPECIAL NOTICE.
a CAR D.

To all who are suffering nom the er-
rors and indiscretions Of youth, nervous
weakness, early decay. loss OF manhood.
&c., will send Q recipe that Will cure yoe
was discovered by q missionary In South
America. Send self addressed envelope
TO the REV. JoszPH 7. INMAN, Sdtson ID
New York Cifv. hav4-eodD@wiy.