The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-08-18
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Nang mtn y he RISKS blnseii y
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lauie
No woman shoalA basrow the bus
t,aaa a ssoihss, tceanss II IA no, good 10
man 10 be- loNa.
NagAra a&ctman has become . Rain
ss.st Hstins pryed ior years DO VII
Haw endcstar 10 preach awhile.
May Young ladies At The s~AsAde iAh'
aoie intoro'i IN The save 81 ono handler
ehief ihAs 10 81 ti,ose oi old ocean.
Wboh . woman leaves a pseoc Of SOAP
en- toe stairs where her husband will tread
npoa a. i - dead surs slgn q = storm.
boy pbo vas tsp, after school ior
bal photography. excused himself 10 bis
'eais ~ saying that be vAs spell bouHd.
"Nhen a mans mouey is gone, says
ibs Bosion Gl1.,, "his friends drop Of like
tlle buttons from pair o. ready made
panta."
AnoiLer sell-plAnned s.temp, 10 take
la. lie u lhe Car has just been ffus,ra.-
- "A American cucumber was found IN
ti mornipg mail
Young man. II Il is II O'Clock and she
fo,s 10 the piano aud plays few bars Of
's~ec, by aud BY. you may consider the
sance over ior the night
Vanderbilt told western reporter
ib4I be bad not the least intention OF buy.
igg any more railroads. He considered
be collection large enough nov.
A fugitive from justice go, himself up
"a book agent, aud easily worked bis
@ay out u tho country without anybodys
trying TO question him, or. in fact. go near
him
A notice 10 yscate" in Arkansas need
not be served by an officer of the law. The
muEzlc Of shot gun sticking through a
trout window is invariably taken m due
aud sufficient notification
4 debating society has tackled the
question: is il worse 10 think you have
reached the top when there is one stair
more than TO think there is one stair more
when you have reached the top2"
A servant girl wrote from New York
70 her friends in Bangor that she works in
Alfonso called fats, and that they go from
one story 10 the other In yentilators and
sani tier washing to the foundry.
Texas editors have no music in their
souls one at Dallas who was serenaded
Sth chorus Of sixteen voices said in his
paper that 'the peaceful night was broken
by the screams Of a gang OF hyenas.
Two thousand doctors propose to meet
together and discuss medical subjects
The benefits tina, will result from this can.
not be estimated. While the doctors are
in convention everybody will get well.
IA young lady admitted to her mother
that her beau had kissed her on her
check. And what did you do?' asked
tho old lady in a tone of indignation;
Mother said the young lady, Il cannot
tell lie; turned the other cheek"
A newly acquired habit; Look heah
Un,le Nose. you fooled me wild dat ar boss
buyed from yer last week. He jist drapt
dea in his tracks" He nebber drapt
dead 10 bis tracks or anywhar else as long
a' bad him. goin' on twenty years. /"
blessings often come in disguise. The
sa lor who had the small pox felt il hard
blow till they we're all shipwrecked on q
desert island, and had to draw lots TO see
who should be killed aud eaten, when by
common consent he was allowed TO live.
When a man gets up in the night,
and feels along the top pantry shelf in the
dark, and knocks the big square bottle
without any label down to the floor and
brraks i, II is sign there is going TO be
dry spell until or s o'clock in the morn.
my.
How It came about Shc--"And so
Mr.. Jefferson. you go back to your own
country next woek- And pray now what
would YOU like Ia take with your" Upon
which he plucked up courage and told her
right of; and now she is Mrs. jefferson
aud has gone With him.
i remember. said . public speaker
taking little boy to the dome OF the state
h 'use, hoping TO please him with the
superb prospect OF earth aud sea and SKY
and OF halfa-dozen cities. But far below
him in the street his eye was taken by
sight that eclipsed all the rest, and he
shouted in childish delighth. ooh, see
that pig"
A prisoner who had been convicted
doz'u ilsnes is placed at the bar. Your hon.
90, should like to have my case postpcL-
ed for week. Ny lawyer is III" "But
you ~ore captured with your hand in this
gnflrmans pocket What can your
counsel say in your deicnseY Precisely
sh, your honor. Tha. is what am curl.
Gus 70 know.
Who was the greatest American.
paet7' asked Professor Siearns George
Washington" said the slow boy in the far
Their seat; ''he was versed in war, versed in
peace, and YER" But the professor in.
ierup,ed him 10 say that was the yerst he
ever heard, aud just then the lightning
struck The Baptist college, and without
coming 10 vote, the house adjourned.