Daily Republican., 1881-08-13
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HREVlI'IEs.

Sun risos at 800 ,........Sun sets ! 04.
novil'd crabs at Fullmer's.
| A vane bird-The weatherc0ck.
Fullmer's celebrated clam soup.
| Fullmer's celebrated stewed crabs.
A smart thing-A musta rd plaster.
Ice cold salt oysters at Fullmer's.
Devil'd CLAIMS and crabs at Ainscow's.
| Rest family coal at 622 w. Front street.
| More striking and time clocks, S!c. sore.
| Parker, cuppiuy and ccrhirb l02 f. "a St
T. A. Humphrey, the halter, 2s5 Market st
lfyou don't want to he son struck never
marry.
Bran at $l5 per ton, at No. West Tenth
| street. Chas. L. Sallncr.
Don't Judge II mans character ny the UNI
brclla he carr est may hot be his.
Read DR.. TOdd's advertisement IN another
column. He will do what he promises.
Two young ladies from Chicago 20 into The
water at Long Branch viii tight iiltiLg wells
Awnings OF superior quality, at the IowoS
market rates. at John Wtllie's, 4Oi Marke; st
| Why are people who stutter not to be relied
upon "-Because they are always breaking
Their word.
Were Horace Greeley alive now. he would
say, "Go West, young man, and blow up with
| the country
| Window screens and door screens made to
order at short notice, at Ierger's, Fourth and
Shipley streets.
By Il mother-in law-You can deceive your
guileless little wife, young man, but her faith
cr's wife-never.
| Only one man in ninety-twO is mean en0ue II
to siyiy put a long blonde hair on the shoul.
der Of a man whose wife is a brunette.
| Mistress-"Bridget. did you hear me call?
| "Yes, U.um. said Bridget, "uut you told me
the other day never to answer you back
A young man In Illinois was 80 badly stung
| by colony of bees that he couldn't get mar
| RED at the time agreed upon. He had II taste
| of his honeymoon in advance.
Wines, Liquors and tine Cigars, No. l?s
and 10 Market street, Wilmington, Del.
Private BILLIARD and pool table attached.
Cbas. J. H. Beckett, Proprietor.
Dc Maurier has barber saying, "Yours
| very bald sir. have you tried our tonic To-
| tion 2" bnl the ald-hcadcd patient in the
| chair replies 'Uh, yes. But that's not what
made ali my hair fail on
W.. Kimble, 5. 4. corner Front and Mad
| ison streets, is selling -four at the same la
| uies as before the advance. Those who are
wanting should give him call before pur-
chasing elsewhere.
"The grass is turning green,' was the OBJ
servant remark Of a young man escorting u
| uretty dalnsel across the common and the
saucy miss replied that he had got ahead OF
| the gras. by II number OF days.
Still selling straw hats below cost, at Ross !,
| l16 Market street to make room Tor fall hats.
| Now is the time TO secure bargains. Call and
examine their white shirts, suspenders, Leck
| ties, &C. nc.
Probably the boy never lived who, having a
drum. did not nurst it to see what made the
musir. Hut Vermont has the champion boy.
| rIc broke his drum tecauSe he wanted to see
| the drum core that his father spoke OF.
A youug lady was caressing = pretty span.
iel and murmuring. ~ do love nice dog. y
| UAh." sighed a dandy standing near, Il
would were II dog Never mind retort-
ed the young la0y sharply, you'll grow
A. X. Tatnall has opened branch store at
| No. 2 East Second street, (tOrnerly occupied
by the Arctic Ice Co.. where samples OF hour
feed. grain, hay, straw, &C., may be seen OF
stock Kept at No. 7l3 Vest Front street.
Stores connected by telephone
1t is a great thing for a man to he able to
tell to a second the time when there W Nv be an
eclipse Of the sun ten years hence, but it is a
greater thing to be able to figure up how to
sit on corner and viii tie dry goods boxes
and support large family.
A stately Hindoo from Calcutta,
Exclaimed, "Will you pass me the butta ?"
1t was 0. m. garine,
And wild was the scene,
And awful the words he did utta.