The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1881-01-20
He Wanted an Attachment.

A man named Ben MlldWeed walked
into the office of Justice of the Peace
yesterday, and, taking off an old slouch
hat, addressed the dignified official:
..Are you the CourtP"
a. am. What is your trouble?"
Ben betrayed agitation in the nervous
manner with which he fingered his old
hat.
"Jedge, Nancy. my gal, hez bin
running around with two or three
men lately, and has caused me heap
of oneasiness."
..Come to the point, Mr. Mildweed,"
suggested the Court
"You hear my story, Jedge. I'm sot
in my wa S. and I'll get thar quicker by
running my own furrow down this patch
of trouble"
1.-The Justice settled his feet COM
signedly at Mr.. Mildweed who con-
tinued:
Nancy is the purtiest calico in Rich
woods, and we hez hitched for three
ye'rs, not spliced, you know, but wait
in for me to buyA little home. The men
down to the settlement are jealous be-
cause Nancy sot up to me, and they
hang round like blackbirds in a corn
patch" Ben hitched up his pants and
seemed reluctant to continue. ''Now,
Nancy is good gal. and her black eyes
hez fOtched me, like churning fotches
butter, and she ken make me a good
man or bad man for her sake. But,
Jedge. she knows it, and laughs and
carries on with Bill Peters when I'm
round. She goes to camp-meetin' with
Hez Spilkins. when l have told her
a hundred times that he was a low
flung fellow, and she aggervates me
TERRIBLE
"Come to the point. Ben," said the
Court. impatiently, lifting one leg over
the other.
"Pm gettin' thar, your Honor. Now,
old Uncle Marsh Turner and hev talk
ed this matter over. and he .ses thet
Nancy hesn't any attachment fer me.
Thet like to broke my heart. Jedge, I'll
swow it did. Ses Uncle Marsh, Ben,
ses he. .hev you got an attachment fer
Nancyr Yes, Uncle Marsh,' ses /.
most powerful Hez she fer you?'
ses he. I'm dubious, uncle ses 1.
.Ben.' ses he, solemnly, 'ef she can't
luv you with her whole hart, drap her
like hot cake. Eff she hesn't an at
tachment fer you thet is strong, and
true, and honest. drap her. You'll be
mis- able, boy. I'm an old man, Ben,
and when sees young man hev an
attachment fer gal, and she hesn't fer
him as strong, l says to myself they is
foolish. They hadn't t ought to splice "
Your Honor" continued Mr.. Mild
weed, i" "arter Uncle Marsh ses all this
to me, goes off and thinks. 1 con-
cludes that he is right, and now I hev
come to the point. 1 saddled the old
brown mare. and put some bacon and
corn-bread in the saddle-bags, and
started fer Little Rock. comes straight
to you. Jedge, ard want you to make
out an attachment for Nancy to me. !
knows thet the Courts ken make attach
ments, and l don't care what it costs.
Jest you make out the papers, and I'll
make the old brown mare do some OF
the tallest travelling gettin' back to
Nancy that you ever saw. Well, why
don't you begin. JedgeP"
"The Courts don't make love attach
ments," said the Court, taking its legs
from the table.
al don't care what it costs, Jedge +"
"You hare had long trip for moth
ing, Ben, it can't be DONE"
Ben pulled his hat over his ewes,
wiped a trickling drop from his cheek,
and walked slowly toward the door,
muttering:
"rll 90 hev the brown mare fed and
study about it. thought as how the
Court mought hev done it," and then
he stepped from the Justices door as il
Nancy was lost to him fOrever.-Ltttle
Rock Gazette.