The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1881-01-11
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Genera! Garfield Is h&pp1. lie IS showed
in on h2 ia"u, and ,Hr DO es, oe@2ars a0d
9ratutOus adN'ce-gi7ers A"H alOWed OF.
A"Gpns OF TbuU-ht" writer says No
s:ar even rose. and set without influence
here.' It is The same way will 4 hen.
I'!e yoAog un,na ed men in .he West of
Ireland are now p,edg IL themselves by the
iIunured. al Pablo NEE '0gs never 10 marry
Iaud g~%abtels' oH'GN,e.S.
Now is the time for husbands to get he pa
per auG cut out Lne advertisements of places
where sealskin s1aques are sold. A cut in
time Cften saves $AI5.-Chicogo Times.
Gas for nerves." wroye Charles l. TO the
bake Of BucklO@Ea,G in 1926, Il can Say but
lteii yet, IrIaud bejug The onlie egg we have
yet s,}len upon, and having a thiEe she'll We
lave hot hached it," Aud England has been
s!ttirg On 'N&J egg ever since, recognizing
daily more and mere fulty how impossible it
is TO hope 10 "lache'; it OUT.
There are tive sides 10 it. The New Or
leans FtCdyuHe Suggests That those who wore
lie blue are beginning 10 turn gray. There
upon, Il contemporary jumps up and remarE2
lnaL the ones who woe the gray are looking
rather blue.
They will never geLto the north pole unt!l
ii is announced THAT the government will es-
t4biisII il into i new and independent COLI
CrtSslonal district. Theu look out for a rush.
HERE are men ia OHIO who will walk to it.
Huntington Uowneye.
A Galveston man named JoSephus G.. Nor
gan, VINO is also a great nuisance, is everiasl,
ingiy abusing the enlale Sex. The other day
he sad 10 John w. Smith: "There would
De fewer evils in the world if it were not fol
the women" Yes remarked Smith ''you,
+ yourself, wouldn't be in H." And now they
b hardly speak.-Gu}reSton Ne,US.
, "WIat luck did you have fishing yesterday
> breckenridge? " asked a well kuOwn Calves
I ton gentlemen of q wcl!knOwu il%npecunlou'
character who owes everybody. "Splendld
While | was out on the wharf, twenty mel
called at my house with bills to collect mo-,
ey.'-GGlrest0n NeecS.
GLOW is it that wilkins and his wife liv
so happily together: Why they've been ma"
u ried Two and twenty years and have neve
i bad a row." "Oh, that's a very simple mat
= Ter! She is out the whole day washing aud h
+ is a night-wa,chInan and out all night
The Rsv. MI. Smokey was preaching q
Carson, New, on the swallowing of Jonah b
II a whale. There were some sporting men i
the congregation and their faces espresso
It doubt of the story. Seeing this, the ministe
said: 'lll bet 500, coin up, that l can prov
every word of 1t. Does anybody respond?
Nobody answered aud he went on with b
discourse.
{ "Why, Jennie, you foolish girl, come int
Il the house. What are you ont in the suo'
for without wraps?" "Oh, nothing mucl
:, ma. You see Augustus has just called an
q here are his footprints in the snow. II
d measuring 10. get the right size for those sill
n pers and do you know l don't believe I's
, got half enough cloth in them.
A Galveston gentleman was pricing an oil
sofa at an auction room. "This sofa ono
belonged TO L.afitte; it is full of historic
a "reminiscences" There is one now, p
crawling right up the back" observed Il
gentleman's little boy. "That;s a fact; it
y alive with historical "reminiscences" said ii
gentleman. punching tie corner with his can
e No Standardization Ne,os.
IF LONDON, January 5.-The Queens speed
n will state that a bill will be introduced fl
establishing county boards on an elect,
II basis in Ireland. This is an important mea
ure. II, as we believe, it gives popul,
ID government in counties, it will do nothing
n remove a semblance of the ~grieyan,
" which stimulates the home rule msvemen
20 Irish counties will then get what Englis
8, counties have vaiply looked for.