Daily Republican., 1881-06-30
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Devifd CLANS AT Fullmer's.
Fullmer's celebrated clam soup.
Fullmer's celebrated clam croquets.
Ice cold salt oysters at Fullmer's.
Best family coal at 622 W. Front street.
Parker, cupping and leecking 1903 Z. I'd st
A collection Of stamps-Applauie in gal
lery.
How to make your coat last-Make YOU
trousers and waiStcOat first.
Ladies are especially invited to consult DR.
Todd at SOL Market street.
Adam established the pioneer press
when he first hugged Eve in the garden.
| People who really pick their teeth are those
why buy sets at dentists shops.
A bunghole is a very necessary thing in a
barrel, but, after all, it is nothing.
Fire crackers. six cents a pack at McCann
& Co, 10th Il Market and 7th Tatnall SITS.
The hair.dresser.ho his heirs will never
be able to Say, HE dyed poor"
The place to get salt oysters, clans and
crabs is at MOOdy's, Ii Market street.
Good books for presents, Poems red line
Ed ition for 99c and many other things.
For walnut and cottage chamber furniture
go to W. W. Woodward's, 9Th and Tatnall.
Gro to McCann Il Co., for all kinds of fire
works, 10th x Market and 7th & Tatnall sts.
Awnings of superior quality, at the lowest
market rates, at John Willie's, 404 Market st.
Families can be supplied with the best
-four at Townsend's, 9th and Tatnall streets.
There wasn't much money in "st0cks''
when they were employed in the form Of pun
ishment.
A clock is much like man. When it
raises its hand, look out for it. 1t is going to
strike.
When a woman becomes a laundress late in |
life she may be said to have reached the iron |
age.
When u young man is deeply in love with
necessity
SIS this the Adams House?" asked a
stranger ofa Bostonian. "Yes, till you get
to the roof thSn it's caves"
Science is able toproduce sma II sparks from
ice. Pshaw ! who hasn't seen ice parks several
acres in area /!
Fire works, fruit and candy, wholesale and
retail, McCann Il Co., 10th X Market and 7th
\ Tatnall streets
1t may be well to state for the information
)f ameteur artists, that plaster casts of royal
personages are not made of court plaster
Z. A. Humphrey, the halter, 2le Market
treet has grand display of straw hats, the
argest stock by far in the city of Wilmington.
Emma's head is bound up closely
In napkins folds so tight
Headache? NO lit hides the curriers',
She will friz her hair tonight. :
Just take bottle of my medicine" said .
n agent to a c0nsumptive, "and you will
lever cough again" 'ls it so fatal as that" a
,asped the sufferer.
An entirely new cabinet has been formed in
tally. As not one Of the members plays the I
and organ it has the confidence Of the
american public. "a
The giraffe is n very timid animal. His U
eek is 30 long that when his heart comes into u
rs mouth 1t takes him half day to get 1t
ack where II belongs.
There Is many rich man who is no better !.
d than his impecunlous brother. The latter y
us no food for his stomach, ana the former
o stomach for his food.
You'd naturally think girl would like to
ave it known that her complexion is lovely, q,
ut somehow the girl who Is blessed with q p
.ir skin tries to keep 1t shady.
''Marie what's that strange noise at the I
lte?" 'Cuts, SIR" "Cats ! Well, when l
ls young, cats didn't wear stovepipe hats d
I'd smoke cigars" ''Times are changed, L
A Cincinnati man has been arrested for
ting a piece out of his wifes arm So u j
an who loves his wife well e0ough to eat n
er is to have no credit for it.-Philadelphia
hr0nicle. \
What bait do you use," said saint to the
devil,
'When You fish where the souls of men ,
abound ?" fl
Well, for the best of tastes" said the king j
Evil, 81
'Gold and fame are the best I've found" =
But for general use,' said the saint. "Ah
them"
Said the emon, ~ anglo for man, not men
And Thing l hate =
10 to change my bait,
, ish with q woman the whole year round