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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17
EETECU 70 A

and Cuticura Soap externally and Cutieura Re.
solvent VIII positively cure every species OF
Humor. from a common pimple to Scrofula..
Prize of CUTIcURA, small boxes, SOC: large
boxes, 81. CUrICURA REsoLyENT, 81 per bottie'
CUTICURA SOAP, Csc. CUTICURA SHAVING ooAf'
15c Sold by ali druggists. Depot,
WEEKS Il POTTER,
Boston, Mass.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17
1882.
Harper's Bazaar.
ILLUSTRATED.

This popular journal is rare combination Of
art and fashion. Its STORIES poems and
essays are by the best writer's of Europe and
America; its engravIngs possess the highest AZ
hStc excellence and in all matters pertaining
to fashion it is universorry acknowledged to be
une will contain many brilliant novelties.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17
EaEArasT ON EAmTH.

j. W Adams Newark, Ohio, says "CuTICURA
REMEDIES are the e eatest medicines On earth.
Had the worst case of Salt Rheum in this county;
My-mother had 1t twenty years, and In facf died
from it. | believe CUTICURA would have saved
her iIfe. My arms, breast and head were covered
for three years, which nothing relieved or cured
until used the CUTiCURk RESOLVENT intaTnailS
and CurlCURA and CUTICURA SOAP externally.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17
SALT RE Ell W..

Thase who have experienced the torments OF
for years, until cured by the Cutcura ReSolVent
internally and CuticuIa and Cuticura soap ex-
ternall!.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17
Retail Iron Market.

Retail Iron Market.
Knoxville, December 15
TIRE IRoN-Tgo horse, per pound, SIC one
horse per pound, dc.
NAlLs-Per keg rates $500; per pound, Sc.
HORSE SHoEs-Per keg, $500; turned, Toe
each.
HORSE SHOE NAIs-Per pound, 20az5c.
HARROW TEETH-Per pound, 5aS1Sc
HOLlowARE-P Per pound. &c.
GLASs-COmmon size, per box, $S.25a350
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17

SOCItIy DtIIUS-
On account of its remarkably delicate
and lasting fragrance society bellies are loud
in their praises of Floreston Cologne.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17
END ANEa.

Nv q u bTh@s
II z. Carpenter. Esq., Henderson. n. T.. cured
OF P6OtiaSt, or LeplO5y, Of twenty years stand
ing by the Cutieura Resoivel- internally and
wonderful case on record. Cure certified to be
fore a Justice of the peace and prominent cltl'
zsns. All afflicted with itching and ScalF DISEASES
should send TO US for this testimonial In fuii
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17
1882.
Harper's Weekly
ILLUSTRATED.

Harper's Weekly stands at The head OF Aineri-
can illustrated weekly journals. BY its unparti-
san position In politics. lis admirable iiluStra-
tions. its carefully chosen serials short stories,
sketches and poems, Contributed by the foremost
ton and entertainment 60 thousands of American
homes. f
1T viii always be tie aim of the publishers to
attractive family newspaper IN the world.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17
Atlanta Market.
fAtianta Constitution, Dec, l01

Atlanta Market.
fAtlanta Constitution, Dec. 1ol
FLOUR Family s7.5oa7.75 extra family ss.ooa
S.25 fancy So O0a9.25.
Acknowledgements hams a. zal5c Tennessee
hams Hone; breakfast bacon none.
BULK NEATS-Clear rib sides Sac.
LARD-Best leaf f4hc; kegs and cans l3a
14c. .s.. II
WsEAT-Choice.- milling, SI.6oal.s5, seed,
$1.75a cooper buShel.
OATS-65c per buShei. 4.
RAY-Timothy $780, mixed 81 80
CORN-White sc in sacks yellow, soc.
MEALcs5caSl.c0. IN -ast 10
PEAs-Stock 75aS0 per blsheL
PoTAToES-Irsh, Tennessee, eating, SO. 5oa4.O0
per Dbl sweet 60a75 per bushel.
ONIONS s. 81. O0as.5o per barrel.
EGGS-Per dozen z7Isa3Oc.
BUTTER-TennesSee choice 25c.
PoULfRY-DresSed chickens, iga12c Der lib. tur-
keys, l3at5c per ID
BEEswAx-20a a21c.
FEATHKRs-NeW choice white e3a65c.
DRIED FRUTT-Pealed peaches, nominal; ap-
pies. SC.
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HARPER'S PERIODICALS.

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BRARY one year (j2 NumberSI ............... 10 90
Postage free to all subscribers in the United
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The volumes of the Weekly begin with the firSi
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NEWSPAPER SECRETS.
Divulged by Very Dyspeptic Employe
Dsnyer Tribune Primer.

Divulgsd by Very Dyspeptic E,nploye.
Denver Tribune Primer.
Here we Have Businesr Manager. he
is saying the Paper has entered upou an
Era of Unprecedented Prosperity In
Minute he will Go up Stairs and Chide the
Editor for leaving his Gas Burning while
he went out for Drink of Water, and be
will dock Reporter four Dollars because
not Work Little Children, if we Believed
Business NJ anagers went to Heaven. we
would Give up our Pew IN Church.
The Dramatic critic is Asleep. The play
Does not Interest him. BE will give it
Thunder in the Morning. The Actors will
caus g it will say they are not Actors, A fter
the tlay, the Critic will go to the Variety
Show. Will he sleep there? No, he will
Not, The lady in the Short Dress and Pink
Tights will buy six Copias of the Critic Pa
per in the Morning, because the Critic will
say she is an Artist It's very Comfort able
t. be an Artist when there are critics in the
Neig hborhood.
Ill
Who is this Ferocious- looking Man He
is foreman in q Printing Office. He gels
| Paid for Throwing len Down Stairs wIen
! they Come TO Lick the Editor, AID Putin
! Wong Dstes at thu Head of the Piper
! He can Pile more type in Fifteen Minutes
than Seven. Printers Can set I'D IN tNt
| weeks. He loves to ask the Editor fol
| Copy. If it Were not for II IN the paper
would Look pretty well every Morning
| Everything would be fat and none of th'
I Live Ads would be Left out.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17
Live Stock Market.

KNOXVILLE, Decalnber, 10.
CORRECTED DAILY BY BRADLEY LEE.
REVIEW.
Cattle in good supply and common grades
slow sale. Hogs In good demand.
CATTLE.
No 1, exc; god fat. 900 to 800 lbs.
2l4a2Ac; ordinary 1Aa2c.
SHEEP:
Best 214a2%c; good. &c.
VEAL CALvFS-SI .25a3 90.
HoGS.-Fat hogs 81 acc grOss 607c nett
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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17

Death to rats and vernin, Parsons RI
tsrminater.
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TERMS:
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SINGLE NUMBERS Four Cents each.
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postage 13 cents add lonal.
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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17
NON DIR. c. W. BENSON's
nnlerY and ChamOmile Pills


nun5ug the nervous system and positively cure
l%aF headache. Nervous Headache, Neuralgia
nervousness, Sleeplessness and Dyspepsia: 1t
has been proved that they successfully wafd oh
all danger of Paralysis, AppopleXy and 0uouen
death. Their effect upon the Nervous system Is
something wonderful and there is no wohde[
mn thousands Of people avail themselves OF
such a valuable remedy, WA9e 10 may ps lou',N
IN these days of Nervous Di'od50S. Inc SIM
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psralytics that have not walked for t"o years
hove been fully restored by these P lis, anu
thousands OF eases OF Nervous weakness per-
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ITGeesiache and Neuralgia that they nave cuFeu
Li.aiTnu;0prable each year and add TO their pop
az Too much cannot be SAID IN ihslr Ia or
t,i,,rIis fh-y cure II ese terrible Ne V0us as,
d.i hey also improve the general heA!th ana
eaSDntially The complexion and skin, and lnNdria-
6lY mp owe the digestion pu;,o "a oor.s . hoy
Den6t los North Eutaw St, Baltimore No: ny
InafT Two boxes 1Or 81, or six boxes toE - %, 10
any address.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17
Lieutenant Commander Go

Lieutenant Commander Gorringe in
bringing the Obelisk to New York has per-
formed indeed a monumental work. So
has DR.. G. W. Benson, of Baltimore in
curing the nervous disorders of the world,
with his Celery and Chamomile Pills. -
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17

pound ....,...... S5a4O
Bright, IL In, y b.. 5oa55
Caddy, 6 inch. 55a75
Fancy brands 1900. 55a65
Smoking. ..............S oa60
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17

Edward S. Stokes, the slayer of
Jim Fisk, having met with a great
pecuniary success in California, is
living in very extravagant manner
in New York. Two large houses
which he owned on Twenty fourth
street have been added to the Hofft
man house, of which he is said to
have become part proprietor. Josie
Mansfield is in New York, leading
quiet life on her own means,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17
Canned Goods.
ENnYNHIH SDAPS

kNOAf1 LILLE SOAPS.
Laundry, GO
pounds 81 25a2 Is
Family. IS
pound bxs... 2 50a3 90
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17

1saFeS q D. I%s<@5cs.ITfi e asere e
H-bHsg I'm u 1 JWe, RI:e3s1no-
Ns2 ~ < FL - Heart Disease.
BiijOUsErss- Nc""ors Debility, etc.
The Bass; zf--JlI KN0WN to Man f!
1900. DID Bottles
s3t.D sGSCE 1879.
TITS Strip % Seeeca F-a1'ted Properties.
St Gt:rs-ia:es ttc T'fya:snc III the saliva,
LYG.et converse 'i,e starea n;siI sugnr OF the
s"u>oS q M ma, s.,.' ,s: s.,e Il aoa { Ia me
-'"mA"h. "a IN IL hsci"e IL taken iEnmedI-
at"iy after @"un4 sha fermentation of food
J. ncts upoE tl,2 l'~cr.
u uo1S upon the I-sAEcyR.
L Lsei 1l.stcn th. -So1ggis.
u 9"ieaS ;he saryoaa System.
u tTCA,a;e- BiH"N.;rl,.
e cnTrlcs "a tl.,' sd Es!"or .,:lG s.aiscs new
Healthy PCrsptr"-ioI-.
1t aeutralizes the hereditary faint or poison in tho
900 which TeHeratas Selofuia, Eryspeas, and all
.a Ds tekel b. the ms ij5 u re-, s, ana h
a,al.gas. '-'.| '4''''' :" @''"'''" 10
G Gnersyii e, Mar-halI co Tenn.
p,l6 can commend pr. Clark Jnhnsons Indian
ache HeaitbLIn an also as u Hood Purifier
II. y. BARNES
TCOaes sta. HGrdem1n co Tenn.
have used ID. Clark JOhnSon'S Indian BlOsd
Syrup in my family t,r several years. aud can
recommend it as the best m di iHe in use for
Chls. and, in fact, for all ther dis asses.
REV. LEVEA SAVAGE.
Corners, lie, Marshall CO.. Tenn
After SUFFERING great deal wiki Sick Head
heAe and Neuralgia, was Induced TO Try d .
NlaTE Aohnson's Indian Blood Syrup, which efee-
~ tualy relieved me.
ALICE HARRISON
CoFnersVille, Marshal CO.. Tenn.
mad swelling i'll my Head something like
serofua, and the use of Dr. Clark JOhnSOn's In
dlah Blood Syrup did me more good than any
0ther medicine ever tried.
r. C. EDWARDS
Agents wanted for the sale of the Indian
Blood syrup in ever lowe or village in which |
nave no Agent. Particulars given on applica-
ton.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17

The YOUNG PEOPLE has been from the first
suct essful beyond anticipation.--N Y. Evening
Post
1t has distinct purpose to which 1t steadily
adhefes-that. namely, OF supp aating the vicious
tive, as we'll as more wholesOme.--Boston .Jou
nal -
F1r neatness, elegance Of engraving, and con-
ton of the Kind yet brought to our notice.
Pittsburgh Gazette.
Its weekly visits are eagerly looked for. not
only by the children. but also BY parents who are
anxious to provide pure literature for Their girs
and oyS.-Cnri,tian Advocate Buffalo. n. Y.
A weekly paper for children. which parents
need not Tear 10 let their children read at the
family rehabilitation Daily Times.
Just the paper to take the eye and secure the
attention Of the boys and girls.-Springfeld
UnIon
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-12-17

TENDER TECHNICS on all parts of the 81
body It makes the skin white, soft and smooth
,ernoyes tan and freckles, and il tho BEST toilet
dressing il, THE WORLD. Elegantly put up, two
bottles in one package consisting of both internal
and external treatment
All rst class druggists hsveit. PricesI. per package
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

The mere lapse of years is not life
TO eat and drink, and slecp-to be ex-
posed to darkness and the light-to
pace round in the mill of habit, and
turn thought into an implement of
trade-this is not life. In all this, but
a poor fraction of the conscientiousness
of humanity is awakened, and the
sanctities still slumber which make it
worth while to be. knowledge, truth,
love, beauty, goodness, faith, alone can
give vitality to the mechanism of ex-
istence. The laugh of mirth that vi
brates through the heart-the tears
that freshen the dry wastes within-the
music that brings childhood back-the
PRAYER that calls the future near-the
doubt which makes us meditate-the
death which startles us with mystery
the hardship which forces us to struggle
the anxiety which ends in trust--are
the true nourishment of our natural
being.-James Martineau.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14
A Talk With Artemus Ward.

| met Artemus Ward but once. |
was quite young at the time, and was
acting as city editor of the Star, pub
lished at Schenectady, New York.
While | was city editor of that sheet ]
met Artemus. | was standing on a
bridge at the time, and in talking about
newspaper work, was about to say
something in regard to my heavy edi-
torial responsibility, but Ward checked
me by saying;
"What creek is this %
Greek ~ | exclaimed. "Why, this
is the Erie canal"
"How far is it navigable ?"
"Why, of course, it is navigable
from one end to the other"
"Well," solemnly replied Ward
that beats all the streams that | ever
heard of. By the way, think | can
make out some large boats anchored
up the stream there, what are they,
propellers or sidewheelers ?"
replied that they were moved by
horse power.
"Ah! l didn't think the stream wa'
as shallow as that" said Artemus.
CAS- shallow as what p
"Why, you say that those boats are
pulled along by horses. Now, of course
they must walk along in front of tn,
boat, mustn't they. used to run {
stone boat on my lamented Uncle John
farm, and ! distinctly remember tina
the horses walked along in front"
l mentally declared that had neve
before met with such ignorance.
spent some time in explaining the pc
| culiarities of the big ditch, and just a
, | had begun to think that at last | ha
! set the stranger right on the subject, h
knocked my hopes into kindling WOO
. ny IeHldIhlllS
Y 81 suppose that when the streal
: dries up in summer they put the boat
p. on wheels, don't they"
! Then | began and explained ever
feature in the canal, from New Ior
. to Erie. How attentivcly he li>tene
. to my words. | can still sec that me
ancholv face, lit by the sad light Of tn
stars, and those mournful eyes lookin
into mine 50 earnestly; and again
hear, as | did then, after | had talke
for nearly half an hour, going fully il
{ to the details of boating, the loV
{ pathetic drawl:
Z "Any saw mills OH this stream thu
), you know OFF"
Shortly after some gentlemen can
Il along who seemed to be acquainte
with my obtuse friend. Presently OF
# called him Artemus, and then con
X menced to reflect. | always refle
= best when I'm hid away somewhere,
le | went and hid myself-Detroit FRI
E. Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14
ASTHMA
COUGHS
COLDS

REFERENCES: Senator j. q. Blaine,
Washington, d. c., VIM f. Kidder,
> New York, Chaplain G. c. McCabc,
Chicago, Ill.,. Rev. A. S. Weed, lions
Herald, also publisher Boston Pilot,
Rev. DR.. Torsey, ID. D., LII. D., Kents
Hill, Me, j. +. Field, AlPena, Mich,
and thousands Of others. "The most
famous Of all the medicines in the
market is Adamson's Botanic Balsam."
Springfield Republican. "rhe
workings of Adamson's Balsam are
daily astonishing the most eminent
physicians" Boston Journal. Sold
by all respectable druggists and deal
ers. Price, 35 aud rs cts "New
trial size" 10 cts. +. w. KINsMAN &
Co., Proprietors, Augusta, Me. 5ls
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

A new song is entitled Between the
Green Corn and the Gold" 1t should
be sung in husky voice.-Lowell Git
izen. And is easily learned by ear
Newton Republican. There's only a
small field to work in here. Let's stalk
about something else.-Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

a Leadville man in one week was
attacked and scratched by a catamount,
hurt by an explosion, had a boulder
roll down on him and stave in two ribs
and was kicked by mule. And To-
cal editor remarked that he had "been
somewhat annoyed by circumstances
lately"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

There is young lady in Keokuk,
Iowa, who is six feet, four inches tall,
who is engaged to be married, The
man who won her did il in these word,
Thy beauty sets my soul aglow-Id
we'd the right or wrong; man wants
but little here below, but want, that
littlc-long. Buffalo Express.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

We should accustom the mind to
keep the best company by introducing
it only to the best company by intro
ducing it only to the best books.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

true that he has made lots of money of
late, then he must have become an
"affluent" walker, which is better
Somerville journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14
WIT AND HUM0R.

"Pray tell Inc, pretty rural maid,
Why you so early forth have strayed'
Why gaze you down the western sky
With graceful pose and eager eye!
Art thinking of the wond'rous space
'Twixt here and distant jumping of place;
Or are you looking for the one
You reckon dearest meath the sun
Tell me what great attraction lies
Within the range of those bright eyes -
The maiden grinned beautcous grin;
Her teeth picked with crooked pin;
And said al amt no such thing
As that air song you've tried TO sing;
hain't got any beau, nohow-
I'm lookin' fur our brindle COW ~
-Free Press
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14
How to Get Well.

Which is answered IN three words
Take Hop Bitters. See another
column. 256w2.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14
How TO Get Sick.

Expose yourself day and night
cat too much without exercise work
too hard without rest; take all the
vile nostrums advertised, and then
you will want to know
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

Make an oat of this, said the hen to
her brood, as they gathered in their
little crops.-Burlington IN. j. Enter
prise. "Why don't you eat some your
self?" asked one of the chickens.
"Me," replied the hen; Pm going
on another lay."-Louisville Courier
Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

Edward Payson Weston is said to DC
n ofluent talker' If he was fluent
walker he would he more successful.
Ioveu Courier If the reports are
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

business Cards, one year. one dollar foi every
line
Local Notices ten cents per line each insertion
and all notices continued Tor three months or
longer, discount Of 25 per cent
Advertisements unaccompaniod Nv written O
verbal directions will be published three month
Advertisements, under contract, ordered out be :
fore expiration Of time, will be charged full rates
NOpdper discontinued until all arrearnges are
paid, except AZ the option Of the publisher.
Transient advertisements must be paid IN ad-
vance.
ES- FERNS. CASH paSable quarterly
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

Hannah More has gone West to be
married. She won't come back Han
nah More.-Ottawa Republican.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

With some women the desire for the
latest new book is merely novel SEN
sation.-Philadelphia Chronicle.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14
THE GREAT
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Canada.
All information about Rates Of Fare Sleep
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Will be chcerfully given by applying TO
JAMES r. WOOD,
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II. j, POTTER,
General Manager, Chicago.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

The Elmira Advertiser says that 800
miles of red tape are yearly required
to run the Washington departments.
A few miles of hemp might be intro
duced, we believe, without much detri-
ment to the service.-New York Com
mercial Advertiser.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

intoxicating Musicale to the
Chief."-N. Y. Clipper.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

If your sister fell into a well, why
couldn't you rescue her? Because you
couldn't be a brother and assist-her
too.-N. Y. Clipper.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

The man who was growing stout last
year thinks he shall grow hops this sea-
son.-Boston Commercial Bulletin.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-09-14

We suppose man beats time when
he passes a day.