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Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-04-02

Fresh Oysters of the best quality received
daily at Myer 81 DeVoe's Bridge street Mark
ct.
edy for coughs and colds. 1t is mild. pleas
ant and effective. Sold in Towanda only by
G. b. Potter.
GEORGE LYNCHdOME has removed his
barber shop from the room over POWELL 81
Co.'S store, 20 his old quarters under the
Meat Market, one door south of Ward House,
where he will be pleased to see all his former
patrons and everybody else desiring tonsorial
services.
Go to G. S. ACKLEY & Co.'S for cheap Cow
Hay. &c.
H5r Choice Hams and Smoked Beef, at
MYER Il DEVoE's market. Bridge Street.
Passengers going west will save money bv
consulting III. 4. BABCOCK, Ticket Agent.
IoWanda. Pa. before purchasing tickets.
aB-At MYER " DEvOE's market Is the
place TO get tender steaks and nice roasts.
If you call at BLUM'S boot and shoe store
you will find that you can get more and bet
ter goods for the money than at at any shoe
house in TOwanda
The only market in Towanda where you
can get good, fat western beef is at Runders,
where the best cuts of veal, lamb and mutton
are always served. Also ham. bacon and salt
meats of all kinds, Fresh Fish, dressed poul-
try, vegetables and fruit. Leave your orders
at Rundel's market.
Cash paid forloose hay, from ten to twelve
dollars per ton.
q. S. ACkLEY & co.
The surest way to get good family groceries
is to buy them at a reliable and enterprsing
store, and SwartS & GOrdOn's is one of that
nl al Va Crpf InStNy hot IL 70.
there. Their goods are ali new and fresh.
FRESH OYSTERS, received daily and for
sale hy the quart or gallon \. NJ. TITUS.
Don't fail to go to JOHN SULLIvAN's, on
Bridge street, for the best five cent cegar.
Every article in the new grocery store of
SWarts 81 Gordon is fresh and new. Remem-
Der this when in need of groceries.
The Excelsior new Philadelphia hams
for sale ut r. +. DTTTRICH d Co.'S.
FARM For SAIE.-T offer for sale on reason
able terms a valuable farm. located in the
valley of the Towards creek, about 2 1-2
mit0s from TOWanda, containing 70 acres,
under good state of cultivation, well water
ed, young orchard of choice trees, good
framed dwelling house, and fine large barn
with underground stabling. | will sell this
farm on long time. OF exchange it in part for
property in Iowada borough.
JOSEPH G.. PATTON.
You run no risk when you buy your grocer
les ut G. l.. Ross new store in Montanye
Block. His prices are way down to rock bot
tom.
His store in kellum Block, 1st Ward beats
the world by low prices and good goods.
NOTICE.-I want it distinctly understood
that | haze Removed from Bridge Street Fur
nture Store to rooms over Turner & Cor
don's drug store and Woodford & Vandorns
boot and shoe store where | will keep on
hand all kinds of COFFINS AND CASKETS
from the best to the cheapest. Any one III
need of any thing in my line give me u call.
7. ). | have no connection with any of Mr..
Frost's establishments.
Feb. .. j. S. ALLYN, Agt.
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THE GREAT
BURLINGTON ROUTE.


sag-No other line runs Three Through Pas
senger Trains Daily between Chicago, Des
Mones, Council Bluffs, Omaha, Lincoln, St.
Joseph, Atchison, Topeka and Kansas City.
Direct connections for all points in Kansas,
yada, New Mexico Arizona, Idaho, Oregon and
California.
The Shortest, Speediest and Most Comforta-
bic Route via Hannibal to Fort Scott, Denison,
Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, Calves
ton and all points in Texas.
The unequaled inducements offered by this
Line to Travellers and Tourists, are as follows:
The celebrated Pullman 06-wheeD Palace
Sleeping Cars, run only on this Line. c.. B. &
.. Palace Drawing-Room Cars, with Horizons
Reclining Chairs. No extra charge for Seats
in Reclining Chairs. The famous c.. r. & q.
Palace Dining Cars. Gorgeous Smoking Cars
fitted with Elegant High-Backed Rattan Re-
voving Chairs for the exclusive use of first
class passengers.
Steel Track and Superior Equipment. com
hned with their Great Through Car Arrange
ment, makes this, above all others, the favorite
Route to the South, Southwest, and the Far
West.
Try it, and you will find travelling q luxury
instead of a discomfort.
Through Tickets via this Celebrated Line
for sale at all offices in the United States and
Canada.
Al information about Rates of Fare, Sleep
ing Car Accommodations, Time Tables, &c,
will be cheerfully given by applying to
10. A. BEAN, Gen'l Eastern Agent,
3O6 Washington ST., Boston Mass.
and 3l7 Broadway, New York.
JAMES r. WOOD, Gen. Pass Agt., Chicago.
III. POTTER, Gen. Manager, Chicago.
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DR. A. L. BURR'S
HOMEOPATHIC
~ " .VG s VIZ UP.

This remedy is something new both as to name
and composition. This is of the wonders of the
world. This Syrup, claim is better and more
effective than any other offered to the PEOPLE of
America or any other country, and what l say of
this prove, This Syrup, like the Pills, is
harmless and safe. 1t contains no opium or other
narcotic poison, like the most Syrup, and is not dis
agreeable to take. Any child will take it. And it
will cure any and all inflammations arising from
Cold. 1t is superior to all others in every respect
and especially for the following reasons
LIST. 1t will cure Group every time.
I'd. 1t will cure Inflammation of the Lungs.
Sd. 1t will cure Quinsy.
4th 1t will cure Whooping Cough.
9Th 1t will cure Bronchitis.
9th 1t will cure Hoarseness
7th 1t will cure Sore Throat.
Sth 1t will cure any Cold.
9th 1t will cure Congestion of the Lungs.
10th 1t will cure any Cough.
11th 1t will cure Scarlet Fever.
18th. 1t is the best remedT that any one can take
for Consumption and if taken in the first stage
will guarantee a cure,
18th. 1t is perfectly safe for all ages there is
nothing in its composition that can harm child
A. Z. BURR
For sale by CLARK B. PORTER.
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BUSINESS LOCALS.

Town Lots For Sale or reasonable terms.
Apply to JOHN w. MIX, Towanda, Pa. Of
lce, North side Public square
Latest style of Hats and Caps just received
at NJ. &. Rosenfelds.
Teas and cof1ees of the best grades, fresh
and pure at Swarts d Gordons.
HOTEL FOR SALE. / offer the American
Hotel property for sale on very reasonable
termS-one bali the purchase money down
and the balance in ten years. Possession
given April 1, 1891. There is good barn
connected with the property. This hotel is
located on the corner of Bridge and Water
streets, in TOWanda borough. The free
bridge and new depot near to it make this
hotel desirable for any one wishing to engage
in the hotel business. Call upon or address,
JOSEPH q. PATTON. Towanda, Pa.
Having sold my retail Furniture and I'm.
taking business, known as the Bridge Street
Furniture Store to +. B. Pierce | would re-
spectfuly recommend those III need of goods
III his line to call on him at the Old stand.
| also wish to inform these indebted to me
that it will be necessary to settle the accounts
soon. n. Z. HICKS
January l, 1881.
"What everybody wants is the best organ for
the least amount of money: Therefore every
body wants the Burdett; and when you've
said that, you've told the whole story"
30 say Iles DGlSuJesC ana busiest organ
dealers throughout the land, who are furn
iSling this matchess instrument to musica
public, which is rapidly learning to distinguish
its marvellousIy pure and beautiful! voice
from that which is not nuSic. For sale by
j. y. Manville, No. Bridge ST., Towanda.
The Henry House has recently recruited lis
resources with the addition to its cellar of a
pipe of pure English Ale-home-brewed and
genuine. This excellent malt liquor will be
found useful natural tonic for the invalid,
and satisfy the palate of the most faStidious
epicure. \ word to the wise is suficent-so
s"vS the latin prOverb. Oct. 4.
NOTICE.-We wish to inform the people of
Towanda and vicinity that Mrs Harriet Collins
Is now prepared to do all kinds of Hair Work
at short notice. She also keeps constantly on
hand Il large supply of Ready Made Hair
Work, such as Switches, Curls, BraidS. and
Pufls. First door north of First National
Bank. Mrs. HARRIET COLLINS.
c. w. JONES is prepared to mend rubbers
on short notice, in the best manner. Shop
rner Main and Pine streets. in rear of RE-
VIZ office. Charges reasonable, and work
guaranteed.
| had been great sufferer from Neuralgia
for years and had consulted Il great many DIFF
fcrent physicians but got no cure until took
Dr.. Burl's Neuralgia and Sick Headache Pills
they cured me and / have recommended to
over fifty persons and | have never known
them to fail. They are also the best nervous
and dyspeptc pill ever saw.
SIDNEY BROADBENT.
Master Mechanic, Dickens Manufacturing
Company, Scranton. Pa.
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CAUTION.

DO not be imposed upon by agents and parties
who are interested in the purchase and sale Of other
machines. 1t has become a common trick for un
scrnpulous competitors to get a White machine and
put 1t IN bad order so that they might prejudice pur
chasers againsit and in favor of their own machines
advise all intending purchasers to correspond with
us direct, and we will take pleasure in giving them
the address of regular authorized dealer for the
=, hlte" In their county, or we will offer to sell
them machine direct at special prices and puaran
tee satisfaction in every respect.
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w hite
Sewing
Machine.

1t is an acknowledged. fact that the
White Sewing Machine now stands pre-
eminent among first-class machines, for
it's simplicity and light-running qualities.
1t is a mechanical fact that the White
Sewing Machine is made from the best
material and of excellent Workmanship,
and all it's wearing parts are adjustable,
so that lost motion can be ''taken up'' in
an instant.
1t is an undisputed fact that the dura-
bility of the White Sewing Machine is
sustained by a written warranty for five
years.
1t is a progressive fact that the White
embodies the most practical and useful
improvements of other sewing machines,
together with advantages peculiarly it's
own.
1t is money-making fact that the
White is the easest-selling selling ma
chine in the market, and therefore all
wide-awake dealers make it their specials.
1t is gratifying fact that the White
gives universal satisfaction, and that it is
steadily and rapidly increasing in public
favor.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-04-02

PA. AND n. Y. r. Il.
Trains on the Pa. x " Y. X. Il. pass this place
As follows
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-05-26
The Pentateucl,.

Pentateuch is the collective name of
the first five books of the Old Testa-
ment. For centuries the Pentateuch
was generally received, in the church,
as written by Moses. Differences in
style and apparent repetitions to be
found in different parts of Genesis and
the first chapters Of Exodus led emf
nent critics to suppose that, in the COM
pilation of the book, written documents
of an earlier date had been made use of.
The Mosaic authorship of the Penta-
touch is defended by many theologians,
who hold that any other supposition is
inconsistent with the plenary inspiration
of the Bible. But some of these writer's
admit that, beside the account Of the
death and burial of Moses, some words
and sentences may have been interpo-
lated at later period. Other theologi-
ans hold that the documentary theory
is inconsistent with the divine authority
and inspiration Of the writings attrib-
uted to Moses.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-05-26
Educating Oysters.

And, although it has been doubted
that an oyster had been so far subiu-
gated as to 'sfollow its master up and
down stairs" contamination which
might be accepted as positive progress
i've steps in the rise toward ultimate civ
ilization, at least according to 9 Lewes
Seaside Studies,'' oysters are suscepti-
BILE OF being educated to small extent.
In the great establishments on the coast
OF Calvados, the merchants teach oys-
ters to keep their shells closed when out
of the water, by which the liquor re-
tanned keeps their gills moist, and they
arrive lively in far-distant Paris. The
process may be worthy extensive pub
Lefty it is this: No sooner is an oyster
taken from the sea than it closes its
shells, and opens them after certain
time-from fatigue, it is said, but more
probably because the shock it received
by removal into the air, causing it's mus
cles to contract, has passed away. The
Calvados men take advantage OF this to
exercise the oysters, and make them &C
customed to be out of the water, by
leaving them daily in the atmosphere
for longer and longer periods. This has
the desired effect; the well-educated
mollusk keeps its door closed at least for
many consecutive hours, and SO long as
the shell is closed its gills are kept moist.
-AL the Year Bound.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-05-26
What Egyptians Eat.

The modern Egyptians are, in gen.
eral, extremely temperate in regard to
food. Even the richest among; them
take little pride, and perhaps experience
rs little delight, in the ]uxuries Ct the
table. Their dishes mostly consist OF
pilans, soups and stews, prepared prin-
cipally OF onions, cueumbers, and othe.
cold vegetables, mixed with little
meat, cut into small pieces. On special
occasions, however, whole sheep is
placed on the festive board !; but, during
several Of the hottest months of the
year, the richest restrict themselves en-
tirely to a vegetable diet. The poor are
contented with little oil or sour milk.
in which they may dip their bread
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-05-26

driving them off; but the following
night three wolves came and, few
nights after, four-which returned sew
eral times. Janoo thought that the two
which first came must have been the
cubs with which the boy was found, and
that they would have seized him had
they not recognized him by the smell
They licked his face with their tongues
as he put his hands on their heads.
When Janoo's master returned to Luck
now he was, after some difficulty, per-
suaded to allow Janoo to take the boy
with him. Accordingly Janoo led him
along by string tied to his arm, and
put bundle of clothes on his head.
Whenever they passed a jungle the boy
would throw down his bundle and make
desperate attempts to escape. When
beaten he raised his hands in supplica-
ton, took up the bundle and went on;
but the sight Of the next jungle produced
the same excitement. A short time after
his return to Lucknow Janoo was sent
away by his master for a day or two,
and found on his return that the boy
had disappeared. He could never be
found again.
About two months after the boy had
gone, woman of the weaver caste came
to Lucknow, with letter from the
Rajah of Bondee, stating that her son,
when years old, had, five or six years
before, been carried off by wolf, and,
from the description given of the boy
whom Janoo had taken way with him,
she thought it must be the same. She
described marks corresponding with
those on Janoos boy; but, although
she remained some considerable time at
Lucknow, no traces could be found Of
the boy, and at last she returned to
Bondee. All these circumstances were
procured by the writer of the pamphlet
from Sanaollah, Janoo's master, and
from Janoo himself, both of whom de-
clared them to be strictly true. The
boy must have been with the wolf six or
seven years, during which she must
have had several itters of whelps.-
Fra=e'''s Magazine.
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began the reporter. The little msn
handed him card. It bore simply the
words: /" Prof. A. Verroni, No. II Dafo-
dill place. That is my name and adj
dress, said he. s. By profession I am q
surgeon, graduate of the School of Med
icine, Paris. I am specialist. however
like many of the eminent IT would saw
like many of the physicians and surgeons
OF the present time, and my speciality is
to place dimples in the face of those to
whom nature has denied this charm.
NOW, some women can get up. six-inch
smile without doing anything further
than put their mouth in parentheses.
and others laugh as though they had
dimples in their upper gums, but those
delicate, expressive little hollows that
you see in the CHEEKS that are called up
by the slightest movement Of the lips Of
those who possess them, speak volumes
whole libraries. !"
The reporter suggested that he al
ready knew about the poetical aspect of
dimples, and he would be obliged to the
professor If he would tell him what
dimple was.
Well, sir, said Prof. Verroni, ssa
dimple-a natural dimple, that isis
simply slight hollow between two
muscles, or over muscle, and the skin
is more firmly attached to the .subiacent
tissues at this point than at other points.
Hence, when the muscles contract, as in
the act Of smiling, the skin is drawn into
the hollow, forming dimple, that
beautiful
eyes, said the reporter, .'but how do
you make them?'
81 make puncture in the skin at the
point where the dimple is required
answered the professor, 'sa puneture
that cannot be noticed when healed, and
with delicate instrument remove a
small portion of the muscle. Then I.
excite slight inflammation, which at
taches the skin to the subcutaneous
hollow | have formed. In few days
the wound-if wound it may be called
has healed, and a charming dimple is
the result"
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-05-26
A Remedy for Divorces.
Marry in your own religion.
Never both be angry at once.

MARRY IN your own religion.
Never both be angry at once.
Never taunt with past mistake.
Let kiss be the prelude of rebul1e.
Let self abnegation be the greatest
earthly blessing.
II forgot" is never an acceptable
excuse.
If you must criticise let it be done
lovingly.
Make marriage matter of moral judg-
ment.
Marry into family which you have
long known.
Never make remark at the expense
of another.
Never talk at one another, either alone
or in company
Give your warmest sympathy for each
others trials.
Ii one is angry, let the other part the
lips only for kiss. ....3
Neglect the whole world beside rather
than one another.
The very felicity is in the mutual cr1l-
avation of usefulness.
y Never speak loud to one another unless
the house is on, fire.
Let each strive to yield oftenest to the
wishes of the other.
Always leave home with loving words,
for they may be the last.
Marry into different blood and tenn
permanent from your own.
Never deceive, for the heart once mis-
led can never trust again.
It is the mother who molds the char
acter and fixes the destiny of the child.
Never find fault unless it is perfectly
certain that fault has been committed.
DO not herald the sacrifices you make
for each others tastes, habits and prefer
ences.
Let all your mutual accommodations
be spontaneous, whole-souled and free
as air.
A hesitating or glum yielding to the
wishes Of the other always CRATES upon a
loving heart.
They who marry for physical charac-
teristics or external considerations will
fail of happiness.
Consult one another in all that comes
within the experience, observation and
sphere of the other.
Never reflect on past action which
was done with good motive and with
the best judgment at the time.
The beautiful in heart is a million
times of more avail, as securing domes-
tic happiness, than the beautiful in per-
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WILL o, THE WISR.

VIII o. the wisp, will o. the wisp,
Show me your lantern true
Over the meadow and over the hill,
Gladly I'll follow you.
Never III murmur, nor ask for rest,
And ever I'll be your friend, gc
II you II only give me the pot of gold
That lies at your journeys end"
And after the light went the brave little boy,
Trudging along so bold II
And thinking of all the fine things he'd buy b
With the wonderful pot Of gold:
81 horse, and house, and full-rigged ship,
And ton of peppermint drops, 4
And all the marbles there are in the world,
And all the new kinds Of tops.'' $50,
Win O. the wisp, will O the wisp,
Flew down at last in swamp:
He put out his lantern and vanished away
In the evening chill and damp.
And the poor little boy went shivering home.
Wet and tired and cold 4 y.
He had come. alas to his journeys end,
But where was the pot Of gold?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1881-05-26
= HOME, SWEET EHONIE,'' AS BRET
HARTE WOULD WHITE II.

HAAEE WOULD WHITE If
Brown o. San Juan,
Stranger, I'm Brown.
Come up this mornin from Frisco
Ben a-saltn my srecie-stacks down.
Ben a-knockin' around
Fer man from San Juan.
Putty considab frequent
Jes' catch onter that streak o. the dawn
Right thar lies my hor-e-
Right thar in the rcd
1couid slop over, stranger, in po'try
Would spread out old SHAKESPEARE cold dead.
Stranger, you freeze to this there amt no kinder
gin-paace
Nor no variety show lays over mans own rancho.
May be it hant no style, butthe Queen in the Tower
Amt got naathin' Id swop for that house over thar
on the hillside.
Thar my ole gal m the kids, m the rest o. my live
Stock
Thar my Remington hangs, and that there's a grid
Fer the two Of us, pard-and thar, I allow, the
heavens
Smile more friendly-like than on any other 1ocalt,
Stranger, nowhere else don't take no satisfaction
Gimme my ranch, m them friendly old Shanghai
chickens
brung the original pair FIN the States in eighteen
Gimme them, and the feslin' Of solid domestic COM
fort
Yer parding, young man
But this landscape kind
En- dickers-I low 'twus the po'try-
thought lhet my eyes he'd gone blind
Take that pop from my bet!
Hi, thar-gimne yer ham
Or Tn Kill myself-Lizzie she's left mo
Conc of aCith purifier mani
Thar, I'll quit-the ole gal
An the klds-run away! .sa
be derned! Howsomever, come in, pard-
The idd!e-cake thar, anyway.
-Scrib7ser Atontltlp.
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A New Construction.

"Iwant divorce" said an irate citi-
zen, stalking into lawyers Office.
Upon what ground, sir?"
ION the ground.of infidelity."
ssIndeed! I'm sorry for that. What
is the particular cause of the offense?"
Well, my wife won't go to prayer
meeting, and she reads Ingersoll's lect-
ures. If that amt in6delity, what is
it?"
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He hasn't got the decree yet.

PEDD1ER. g 'Mornin', Mr.. Waggles.
Hinjoyin' yer mornin' pipe halter last
nights storm? I heard you and your
wife havin high words as passed at 10
o'clock. Mr.. Waggles "a reprobate) -
High words, wos it? More like low
hngwidge, I calls il. .