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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

These ailments follow from torpid liver and
costive bowels; the skin, DO wells and kidnevs
failing III their pro Der work, an acri poi Ion il
formed in the blood. whic,l is the occasion ~
tl'ese acute Diseases. Kidney Wort produces
healthy action of all secre5ive o'g ms, and
throws of the rheumatic poison Equally ef-
ticient in Liquid or dry form inter Ocean,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

Awoman in Eastern Pennsylvania became
crazy on seeing her husband kiss another
woman. The husband was rascal. No
true husband would ever kiss another wo-
man when his wife was looking.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

GARFIELD ss;;Sa E: s e e:ss
by the eminent biographer Col. Conwen Books ali
ready for delivery AN esanty illustrated volume.
Endorsed edition. Liberal terms. Agents take orders
book ten to one Agents never made money so fast.
The book sells itself Experience not necessary.
Failure unknown All make immense profits Private
terms free. GEORGE STINsoN l. Co. Portland, Maine.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

For the delicate and complicated difficulties
gecu!i r to the fema'e constitution, Lydia E.
'nkhtms Vegetable Compound is tie sovereign
remedy 1t aims At the cause. aud produces
lasting results. Send to Mrs. Lydia +. Pink
ham, 223 Western Avenue, LYNN, Mass, for
pamphlets.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

PURE CoD-L1vER On made from selected
!lvers, on the Sea shore. by Caswell. Hazard s.
Co., New York. 1t is absolutely pure and sweet.
t'atients who have once taken it prefer it to all
others Physicians have decided it superior to
anv Of the ola in uarkat
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

Wells Health Remover. Absolute euro for
nervous debility and weakness Of the genera.
tive functions 81. at druggists. Prepaid by
express 1925 E. s. Wells Jersey City, N. J.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

Counting il natural blessing. Itteaches
young people to speak mildly, especially if
the old folks are in tne next room with the
door open.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

Il am Brethren, and my mother is
Brethren, too" was the reply Of 10-year-
old girl, who, at a western camp-meeling,
was asked what denomination she and her
folks BELONGED IT,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

Journalistic: We are going to Arkansas
and start paper. calling it "Quinine and
Whisky" Everybody will take it.-lfod-
ern ArOo.
All of you who suffer from malaria of any
kind will find sure cure in "Sellers' Liver
Pills" 25 cents box.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20
PILESl PILESl PILES!

Sure Cure Found at Last. No One Need Suffer-
A sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding, Itching
and liberated Piles has been discovered ian
Indian remedy, called Or. Williams Indian
Pile Ointment. A single box has cured the
worst cases OF 80 years standing. No one need
suffer i've minutes after applying this ointment.
good. Wilham's Ointment absorbs the tn.
mors, allays the itching, acts - poultice,
gives instant relief, and IL prepared only for
Judge Comnbcrry. Of Clev Gland. says have used
.hat have never found anything which gave such
immediate and permanent relief - DR.. Willtam's
Indian Pile Ointment
For sale by all druggists, or mailed IN receipt u
pEtco N@ g. HENRY 4 Co. Prop'a.. Clexeland,o
Moves y = Cutler. agents T. Paul. MINI.
9en-Ru.s. Reaches.
- "a win anita ~ -
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20
Tho Menashs (WS) Press Gay5: 4.
Granger, Esq, Of ttis city, uses St. Jacobs
Oil on hie horses With decided success and
DsofiL.

It - reported that new conspiracy against
tho life of the emperor Of Russia has Deen die
covered, nihilists in the telegraphic service
having on various Occasions telegraphed to con-
spirators news of the emperor's journeya
The Sunday Argus, Louisville (Ky.)
observes: A Woodbury. IN. J.) paper mem
tons the cure Of the wife Of Mr.. Jos. H.
Mills, of that place by st. Jacobs Oil. She
had rhenmatiam
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

A 5-year old boy residing in Winthrop
who had watched a performing bear, re-
marked that one Of the men with The bear
was deacon, because he took up collec-
ton.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20
WHAT IS GOOD FOR MAN IS GOOD
FOR BEAST.

MR. A. WALTON is one of the most prominent
stable proprietors and blooded-stock owners in
the northern part Of the city of Philadelphia
l2a5 N. Twelfth street. Mr.. W. has devoted the
best years of his life to the study and training
all matters pertaining to horsefesh Feeling de-
slrous OF hearing W hat he had to say in pr0pria
persona regarding the merits of ST. JACOBS Oil as
heir to: the writer resolved to 70 direct to Mr..
Walton's stables for the purpose Of Interviewing
MIN on the subject. Nj. Walton talked freely
upon the matter and said: After many years
active experience can safely say that consider
ST JACOBS OIL a remarkably good liniment for
nolses ior anything like - sprains in the
limos bruises and SINH ~ lar affections.
nave USED ST. JACOBS X OIL on dozens
VI horses, ana can state fSA that never
knew 1t to taA. 1t is (NN now about six
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20
"RNllgti on

Two Newburyport men PLAYED 1862 games
OF domlnoes mst year. They must reckon
that year as Ammo Domino.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

Uncle Fsm's Nelve an, Bone Epiment +
most efficient in Rheumatism, Bruises, Burns,
Scratches and many other ills incident to ma1
and beast Sold by Ill DruggistaL
fave your Harness BY oiling it with Uncls
6smt Harness Oil, which will keep it soft and
plia' le. This is The best Oh ever made To-
leather. Sold by all Harness Makers.
Uncle SANS Condition Powder prevents
disease, purifies the blood, improves the appe-
tite, gives Z smooth glossy coat, and keeps The
ahimal in good condition. All Druggists sell It.
Do not neglect Cough or Colo, Eilert's Ex-
tract of Tar and Wild Cherry is . standard rem
edy in all throat, asthmatlc and bronchial A.
fcctions, and has saved many valuable livea II
never fails to give satisfaction. Sold by I'll
Druggists.
DIR. Jaque's German Worm Cakes are IN ef-
fectual aid safe rem, dy for worms. They are
pleasant 10 take ard not only destroy the
WORMS but remove all traces of them from the
sy 81. u, leaving the Child healthy and strong.
They are warrsn ted to give perfect satisfaction.
Sold by Ill Druggists.
For Headache, Constipation, Liver Complaint
and all bilious del angenlents OF the BLOOD. there
il no remedy as sure and safe a. Eilert's Day
light Liver Pills. They stand unrivalled in re-
moving lille, toning the stomach, and in giving
healthy action to the liver: Sold by all Drug.
gists.
Dr.: Winchelrs Teething Syrup has never
failed TO give immediate relief When used in
cases Of Summer Complaint, Cholera infantum
pains i'll the stomach. Mothers when your
little da1ljnse are suffering from these or kim
dred causes do not hesitate to give it trial, you
will surely be pleased with the charming e.
feet. BE sure to buy DIR. Winchelr, Teethina
Syrup Sold by al Druggists, only Is cents per
LoItle.
1T Does Beat All Nature.-What demand
they have for DR.. Halliday's Blood Purifier, 1T
Crossman Il Plummers, City Hall drug store
Hundreds Of bot.ies of this wonderful remedy
are sold every month. 1t certainly has proved
iteelf in the last five years to be the best blood
purifier ever introduced in Minnesota, and no
one suffering from any disease arising from
impure blood should neglect to try it"-Minne-
apoiis Journal For sale by all western drug
lists. Noyes Bros Il Cutler, druggists; whole
sale agents, St. Paul, MINI.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20
Skinny Men.

"R0ugti on Rats"
The thing desired found at last Ask drug
gists for Rough on Rats. It clears out rats,
mice, reaches, flies, bed bugs, 15c boxes.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20
Diminished Vjgm

l. reimbursed in great measure to those trsub-
Huste,t-r's Stomach Bitters, which invigorates
aud stimulates without exciting the urinary or
gans In conjunction with its influence upon
them, it corrects acidi'y, improves appeti Q, and
i. in Every way conducive to health and Lerve
rp,se Another marked quality is it's control
it For sale by all Druggists aud Dealers gen
erallv,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20
VpUnOrS Predictions

VeNNOrS Pred'ctfOnS
so far have be Ell wonderfully correct He saws
l. 81 will be remembered as a year of great
mortality. The German Hop Bitters shoul,i be
used by everybody. Ask for German Hop Bit
ters
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

What riles country postmlstress Is to
have postal card come to the Office written
in French,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20
'T,,r,np nteI Rack ="


is the exclamation of more than one DOOR hard >
working man and woman. Do you know Why
it aches? It ia because your kidneys are over
tasked and need Strengthening. aud your sys-
tenn needs to he cleansed Of bad humors Kid
ney Wort is the medicine you need cit acts
like oharm," says we'll known physicisn,
II never knew it to fail" Liquid or dry sold
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

Col. W. H. Jacobs, democratic nominee for
state treasurer Of Wisconsin, has declined to
accept the nomination.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

The Northern Pacific railroad will send and
exhibit of Minnesota and Dakota products to
tho Atlanta cotton exhibition
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20
~
ST. PAUL TRADE LIST

- u l. u Al II
This list includes none but well known and reliable
hrms, with which transactions by mail and express
will be safe aud satisfactory and which Invite person
al visits from strangers when in st. Paul. Cores
pondents with any firm in this list please mention
this paper.
Artists Materials and Frames
STEVENS & ROBERTSON, Is East Third St.
Books and Stationery.
T. 8. WHITE CO., II East Third Street..
Observation-Disclosures.
MOVES BROS. 4 CUTLER, Sibley, Cor. 5th
Drugs. Paints. Oils and Glass.
e. HI. BIGGS, Wholesale and Retail, SO f.. Sd.
Dry Goods-RetaiL
llNDEKE, LADD 3 CO., Is f. Third Street.
Observation-Disclosures and Jol,bprs.
CARDOZO Bros, 385 and 367 jackson st.
Guns. Rifles and Ammunition.
NJ. F. KENNEDY & BROS, 20 East Third st.
Observation-Disclosures
j. OPPENHEIM 5 CO., 145 E. Third Street.
Observation-Disclosures.
Pawnhroker.
E. LYLE, Al jackson St., opp. Merchants.
PumpS-WOod AID Iron.
WILSON h ROGERS, "a East Third Street.
Scales and Wind Mills.
FAIRBANKS. MORSE 3 CO., II Z. Third st.
Stoves and Ranges
HAMILTON 4 WHITMAN. lO8 f.. Sd st.
Az. 1mp.. Sewing Machines. Wagons, Bucefes.
MAILER & THOMSON, 4O8 jackson Street,
Iron, RlacksmithS' l. Wagon Makers Supp,ies.
N1COLs 4 DEAN. Cor. Third and Sibley Sts.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20
Peoria National Democrat

Peoria National Democrat
The most eminent physicians of the day
highly recommend st. Jacobs Oil as a cure
for rheumatism. It can be purchased at
any drug house, and the price is insignifi-
cant, when you take into consideration the
wonderful cures it will produce.
Mamma, how can God hear me pray
when He's 80 far away2' Before the lady
could reply younger one said: Hes dot
the telephones runnin' to every place."
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

Trade item: The reason railroads are null
tiplying SO in this country is because the
cars are being coupled so constantly.
Ho. YE BALDHEADs!-There is Just one wav
and no more, by which you may be cured-use
Carboiine, a deodorized extract of petroleum.
1t will positively produce new hair; there is no
substitute for this marvellous petroleum hair
reDeWer
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

An ancient remark: Eve was taken to q
nice 'mmer garden; but with nothing to
wear" it was expected that she would be
happy.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

Shy as shadow: $50 she refused you,
did she?" asked Pingry, "wny didn't you
press her. my boy?" Press her!" exclaim-
ed Brown. she wouldn't let me got near
enough for that"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

Thinking. Men
should take Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

but will be reinvlRorated after mental efforts,
and the decline of his life will be cheerful,
benefactive and serene. A few pet trees or
plants in the garden. the training of which
will demand little labor, while the daily de-
velopements of their growth can be watched
with unceasing and ever freshening interest,
are sminently solace for the evening days
Of life"
Tests for Honey.
Mr.. II. Richey, Sing Sing. N. Y. .isquoted
az claiming that the Following il "sure
test" for purity Of honey: "One teaspoonful
Of honey put int wine glass, with about
the same quantity of water to dissolve it;
then put in a few drops Of tincture of iron.
This turns pure honey bl .ck." have Civ
en- the above most thorough trial on seve-
al specimens of honey, as follows: Linden,
Glover, Buckwheat, Golden rod, Tulip.
and samples from California and Louisiana,
and q poisonous honey, gathered in one of
eastern states, in 1881. Most of the SAM
pies were known positively to be pure; I
feel certain that the others were. also
submitted several samples of glucose to
the same test. The only sample that gave
any color Of black, as the iron was added,
was the poisonous honey. All the others
maintained the same amber color OF the
reagen. Isuppose that the black color when
it comes, is owing to the presence of tannin
in the grains of pollen that are in tho hon.
ey. We thus get taunate Of iron. The
test then is not for the purity OF the honey,
but for the presence Of lannin in the honey.
Our honey this season seems to be very free
Of tannin.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

3en-Ru.s. Reaches.
rats cats, mice, ants flies, insects, cleared out
by Trough on Rats l5c.. druggists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

BAKERS PAIN PANACEA cures pain in
Man and Beast. Use externally and internally.
DR. ROGERS VEGETABLE WORM
SYRUP instantly destroys worms and removes
the aacretiOna which cause them.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

Scrofula Of thirty years standing has been
cured by. CDR. Lindsey's Blood Searcher."
Sold by all druggists
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-10-20

months since I first commenced using that r,,,
on my horses, and shall continue to use it. I
happened to commence using ST.. JACOBS on on
years of age and is subject to many Of the
ailments incident to old age: Among other
tnlngs ne has Rheumatic attacks. pains in his
!lmbs and joints, and aches in different narts nf
his body. He commenced using ST. JACOBS or,
several months since. and after rubbing himself
t no with the iniment night and morning, &C.
most decided relief. Whenever he has any min
no now he uses ST. JACOBS OIL and It always drives lives
the pain away. Now fully know from personal
beGa "-Fmrther reports bring the gratifying in.
te tells that Aristdes Welsh Esq. Of Erden
h helm stock. Farm, near Philadelphia, Pa. the
resented, uses and strongly endorses ST. Jacobs
OLE T wonderful remedy in its effects upon his
SOCK. HIS experience with the Great German
Endorsement of it. and in saying that his ch;ef
groom should always use it on the farm.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-11-04
The Keely MOTOR NIatter.

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, October 3i.--Tbc
contest Tor the possession of the secrets of
the keely ymotor promises 10 be lively one.
In accordance with the resolution adoptpI
ut the meeting of the board of directora
last week, MIR. keely to-day forwarded to
the New York committee of directors a
statement of what he proposed TO do for
them. II is said that IN this document bc,
agreed that special committee of The di.
rectors might be appointed, for whom ho
would take his generator apart, make work.
lng drawings of the apparatus and hayo
them placed with safe deposit companv
for the use of the stockholders in case ~ III
death. The vitalizing force he holds IN hc
ms own secret, and refuses TO di-
vulgc now the power is obtained
q result of this, the committee telegronhmaSs
to Philadelphia for copies of certsin p,,u nou'
tracts and other agreements with Keoi,,
They will meet tomorrow and eomnayc
the last propositions Of the motor man viii
some OF his previous declarations, The
neinpers of the board Of directors are Gvhis
ing among themselves, the New Workers
surviving hard TO compel keely 10 reveal iii,
secrets. while the Philadelphfans, who have
nus ear, are endeavoring TO yet the discov,
orer 70 hold out until he secures n contrnI.
ling interest In the stocks. While th,s l.,
transplring the stock is being hammered
down IN the market, and II IA said n ,,,ii
reach VI per share in short time. n koai,,
ptr lists IN refusing TO give what he kno,yss
!he New Workers declare they will take lin,
INTO court hoping 10 obtain some infor,na.
tion from him there. What Is 10 be done 4,
TINS regard will be known at the meetinr
'o-horrow'-l6lobe-D special.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-11-04
Fort Davis.


Special to the Herald.
FoRT DAVIS, November 3.-Cnptain J. W.
Claus, judge advocate before proceeding to
arraign Lieutenant Flipper on the original
charge this morning, stated that it would
not be proper to present the additional
charges against the accused which have
been preferred since the original before this
court now, unless the accused would volun-
tarily agree that the two sets of
charges might be tried at the same time
by the original court as now
constituted, inasmuch as the court had been
sworn on the original charges in Septem-
ber. If Lieutenant Flipper would propose
such course of his own voliton, the Judge
advocate was willing to try the two cases
together. In suggesting such action on
his part the judge advocate was prompted
only by a desire to shorten the trial and
save annoyance and expense to the accused.
Captain Barber asked the Judge advocate
whether he would agree that the court, as
now organized, should try the ad-
ditional charges in case the accused
should elect to have two trials :.
to which the judge advocate replied that
he was not authorized to make any such
agreement, but that if second trial was
had all the members heretofore detailed
would be called upon to act The court
then adjourned until tomorrow morning to
enable the accused to determine what
course to pursue.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-11-04
A Leading Merchant Of Calvert is Con.
victed Of Rape for the Third
Time and Sentenced.
United States Troops Passing Through
Palestine. ..Greenyille Items,
Manager HOxie Applies for a Ranger
Force Whiclf.iS Refused.
A Land League to be Organized at Mar.
shall..-COurt Decisions.
Other Interesting State News.
st. Louis.
Special TO the Herald.

Special to the Herald,
ST. LOUIS, ,November3.- The recent freight
blockade has caused the merchants serious
trouble, and agitation over the matter has
developed project for a new railroad
bridge here, said to be imperatiyely neces-
sary..%s Since the present bridge has become
Gould's property the.rairoads not belong
ing to the Gould combination are compelled
to protect their interests, and it is said the
project is already far advanced,
1t is announced from Washing
ton that Nathan Adams, of Manhattan,
Kansas, has been appointed pension agent,
vice Rufus Campion, whose term has ex-
pired. Considerable surprise has been
created. 1t was known that Campion did
not deserve the appointment but it was
thought st. Louisan would be his sue
cessor. The district includes Missouri,
Kansas, Colorado and New Mexico. There
are about 135000 pensioners in this district.
Adams appointment now will cause him
| to give two bonds, one now, and another
when the senate meets, The bond is two
hundred thousand dollars and the bonds.
men must be worth double the amount
| Even that does not cover the funds in the
agents possession The salary is Sll 500 4
year. There's some talk of removing tho
o1ice to Topeka, Kansas.
| S. S. Bliss, a blacksmith, came to st
| Louis Sunday morning and has been on ,
big spree ever since. This morning he tool
two ounces OF laudanum, but was discovered
before dead and the laudanum was pumped
up. He is now, however, in precariou
condition.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-11-04

VIII remain several days, The Masons give
HIM formal reception tomorrow evening,
aher which banquet will be served.
There will be meeting at the court house
tonight for the purpose of organizing a
lanu league and a number of prominent
speakers are billed for the occasion and an
interestingtime is expected.
= prominent attorney from Hazelwood,
Of fighting tangle.foot whisky today
and made war on one of our acknowledgements.
Five dollars and the cost was the verdict of
the mayors court. "
A heavy frost fell last night.
General Pike after leaving here will visit
the principal points in the state in The In.
terest, am in formed, of Masonry.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-11-04
Austin.
Special to the Herald.

Special TO the Herald.
AUSTIN, November 3,-Captain Smith
mail agent, was in his room sick to-day
In the case of the United States VS.. Higgins
and Grigshy, for the stage robbery near
Lampasas last September, he gave the
statement of Grigsby, practically admit.
ting the robbery.
Governor Hubbard has written to gen.
tleman in this city stating that he will be
on hand on the 10th, at the meeting of the
university regents.
The governor to-day pardoned r. II.
Haberlo sentenced for four years from Me-
dina county. The pardon is based on the
exemplary conduct of the convict.
1t is reported that Mr.. Hoxie, for the
Texas & Pacific, has oflelel to pay
the expenses ola ranger force of twenty.
four men under state control to protect the
construction gangs, and that the governor
has declined to accept the proposition.
Mr. Cockrell, of Dallas, to-day saw the at
torney general in reference to an endeavor
to arrest the proceedings TO forfeit the
charter of the Dallas bridge company.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-11-04
WACO.

Special to the Herald.
WACO, November 3.-An irate husband
from Marlin was in the city to-day looking
after his truant spouse, who, it is said, had
taken rooms at private clearinghouse
with Waco man. No blood as yet
Church Fulton, who had his leg broken
by fall from horse yesterday, is doing
very well to-day and will probably re-
cover.
District court convenes Monday with a
light docket. Sixty civil cases have been
filed since the last term, fifteen of which are
suits for divorce.
A light frost fell last night and the wealth
er continues quite cold.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-11-04

and a splendid band accompanying the sol
diers gathered the entire town to listen TO
the delicious music. The de-
taehment was commanded by Col. Smith,
ana the officers with him were Lieut.. Col.
Rliss, Major Aftey and Captains Bradford,
Towle and Watts They. relieve the Twen-
tieth United States infantry, heretofore on
duty on the lower Rio Grande, commanded
by Colonel Otis.
CityTax Collector Chambers tried to col
lect street tax from young blood named
Turner and as ameans ofcompeling him TO
pay clubbed him into submission after a
sturdy resistance, and now everybody
laughs at Turner and his broken head.