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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1881-11-10

HMM Yourselves by making money
HN5 when golden chance Is offered,
llLla thereby always kceling poverty
from your door. Those who always take
advantage Of the good chances for making
money that are offered, generally become
wealthy, while those who do not improve
such chances remain in poverty. We want
many men. women, boys and girls TO work
for US right in their own localities. The
business will pay more than ten times or.
binary wages We furnish an expensive
outfit and all that You need. free. No one
who engages fails to make money very
rapidly You can devote your whole time
to- the work, or only vonr spare moments.
Full information and all that is needed
sent tree. Address STINSON e CO.,
Doc. 10 1-y. Portland, Maine.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09
THE DAIRY.

Whenever a COW manifests the
slightest sensitiveness when being
MIXED, the udder should be thoroughly
examined. Milking is pleasure to the
COW when all is right Whenever it
ceases to afford qualification to her
there is evidently something wrong,
which should at once receive attention.
This advance in the art of butter
making will compel an equal advance
in the quality of milk production. The
skilled manager of the butter factory
will see the absolute necessity that the
milk should be of the highest quality,
and when dairymen study this question
of quality of milk they will see that it
must include the quality of food. The
dairyman will soon learn that highly
favored milk cannot be made from a
single food. This will lead him to study
the quality of various foods.-Ndttonot
Lice Stock Journal.
A Dairy School is about to be es-
tablished in the south of England, for
which the purchase of an estate of over
1000 acres is contemplated. Two
classes of pupils will be received, one
of students who will pay f25 to merely
cover the cost of board and lodging,
and who will be employed as appren-
tees for six months, and another from
whom higher fee will be required and
with whom actual manual labor will be
optional The breeding of cattle is to
be included, with all the best processes
and appliances of modern dairy prac-
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09
Canning.

A lady says, in the Fruit Recorder !:
"We have ten acres of fruit of all kinds,
and l take great deal of pride in cam
ming fruit. get nearly all of the prizes
at the fairs. wish you could Just peep
into my cellar to see my tomatoes and
peaches-some canned last fall and some
year ago-not mentioning my other
fruit / will tell you how l can my to-
matoes, both red and yellow. l pick
the apple tomatoes-the smoothest and
best shaped-and scald and skin them
very carefully; take the stem out with a
penknlfe, taking care not to cut the to-
mato so as to let the juice or seeds run
out; then place them in the cans, some
OF them with the stem end next to the
can and some with the blossom ends:
then l take the juice that has run out OF
some that | have had peeled to cook,
having no seeds nor pulp, and add lit
Tie salt, and pour on nay whole tomatoes
until nearly full, then place them in a
Kettle of cold water and let them cook
till l think they are hot clear through;
then | seal them. l use nothing but
glass jars-two quart jars-and after the
cover has been on about five minutes
take it off so they will settle, letting the
gas out; then fill up with juice and seal
again, and my cans are always full to
the cover. A great many have not
learned this. You have no idea how
nice they will look through the glass
they show every vein and rib and look
as if they were put up raw, and when
used, they are just as if they had been
taken from the vines, and if you don't
believe me try it this summer. always
keep my fruit in the dark and it don't
fade through the glass. Now, l will tell
you how l can peaches and pears. l
get them as near of size as can, and
sound, but ripe, and peel them, dropping
them in cold water as fast as peel, hav-
ing my cans all ready; then fill the
jars with fruit, and to every two-quart
can melt one-haf pound white sugar
with water enough to cover the fruit,
and pour it on, setting them in my boil
er, which holds eight cans; as soon as
they are heated through l take them
out, having syrup ready to fill up, then
seal as with tomatoes.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09
Material for a Romance.

Fourteen years ago Maine man left
his wife and children at dinner and saun-
tered away. One day ten years later he
sat in a hut under the comfortable shad-
ow of Table Mountain, Cal, tired, I'M
lucky miner, and was eating his brunette
bacon and beans. His wife and daugh-
ter, the latter grown to be young lady,
entered. He raised his eyes from his
plate and said: "Ye've got here at last,
hev YEP" and went on with his meal.
Two years later the two women disap-
peared from that home. The other day
the mother was fourth in San Fran
cisco walking match, credited with 1898
miles, and the daughter, forsaken by a
lover, tried to drown herself, was confin-
ed at Oakland while laboring under tenn
porary insanity, and is now under care
of her mother. Bret Harte, where are
you with this factP-N. Y. Herald.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09
Nhicago Qll.) Western Catholic.1
The FaniIV,s Renf Friend.

we are not believers in every trash that Is
called medicine, and have, on many occa-
sions, warned our readers to beware Of the
stuff; but there is an article which has been
before the public for a long time, and which
has been Endorsed by the most eminent men
in the land, including many of our most re-
spected and learned bishops and priests.
We refer to the world renowned St. Jacobs
Oil. We have known a great many people
who We're suffering from that terrible dis
ease called rheumatism. and who believed
their cases hopeless, they having tried al
most everything. We recommended St.Jacobs
oil, the cures were almost miraculous, and
now these good people remember us in their
prayers, and are never without St. Jacobs
Oh IN their houses. The Oil is possesse Of
q great deal Of merit, and we heartily recon-
mend it to our readers.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

IT always produces queer kind of sensa-
ton to meet lady relative or friend after
at her and think: "dear, dear, what change
to be sure, what an old-looking hen she has
grown to be. :" And she looks at you and
thinks: swell, well, and this podgy, bald
headed old rooster is all that is left Of my
handsome Jim, Dick, Bill or whatever your
hideous name may be-" Then you both ex-
claim with one breath: ''Why, how well
you're looking; not a day older.'' What
liars we mortals are.-N Y Commercial i'd
0ertser.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

-Ihe death is announced of M.
Ramei' whose name will always be as
socialed with the Eucalyptus, or fever
destroying blue gum tree of Australia,
Introduced mainly by his means into
Algeria and Europe. Twenty years
ago there were spots and whole districts
in Algeria SO fearfully unhealthy from
miasma that alike coIonists and Arabs
were oecimated by fever. By means of
Eucalyptus plantations, the seedlings
springing in few years to lofty trees,
large tracts have thus been rendered
quite healthy.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09
A WnrId ncEnnd

One of the'most popular medicines now
before the American public, is Hop Bitters.
You see it everywhere. People take it with
good effect. Hbuilds them up. 1t is not
as pleasant to tie taste rs some other Bitters
as it is not whisky drink. 1t is more like
the old fashioned bone set tea that has done
world OF good. II you don't feel just
right, try Hop Btters. -NRdd NeaOS
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

Mr.. PRIM went fishing, and on his return
told some terrific lies about what he caught.
Said Sharp to him: "What do you want to
tell such yarns as that for? Tell something
possible, if not probable. Don't you know
that everybody saw that you were lying?"
:" Yes," answered Prim. "Then, what the
blazes did you do it for" ''Why, wanted
them to know was lying. ! didn't want
Poet
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

so THAT'S the Grand Jury, is it?"
asked the man from the suburbs, after
scanning the forms and features of the
twenty-four individuals in the box-one
man with unkempt sandy locks, another
WITT an aroma of sentimental seediness
benign vacuiIy irradiating his countenance,
and the others indicating different stages of
wretchedness and misery. "Well, sir, if
you've got any common, ery-day jurymen
around about here, 1 guess don't care to
look ut them. ''-B0St0n T,anScriDt
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

Refined and educated women will some
times suffer in silence for years from kidney
disease, or constipation and piles, which
could easily be cured by package of Kid
ney-Wort. Druggists sell both dry and
liquid.-Honae Jou17M.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

Is what thousands of physicians are saying Of
James Cough Pellets. They cure coughs,
colds, and alliung affections. Scents Benton,
Myers q Co., Cleveland, O., wholesale agents.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

no Remove old Paint.-Take sal soda,
two pounds; lime, one-qusrter pound |;
hot water, one gallon; stir all together
and apply to old paint while warm. The
mixture will soon loosen the paint so that
you can easily remove it.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

BALDHEADED men will be sorry to hear
that the crop of hair will be cut short owing
to warm weather.-Detrot Free Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09
Flies and Mosquitoes.

15c. box "Rough on Rats" keeps house free
from flies, bed-bugs, reaches, rats, mice, &c.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac
Thompsons Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

REDDING's RUSSIA SALvE is unrivalled for its
speedy healing qualities. Price Csc.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

THE little knots of hair on the head Of
Chlnaman are curly-queues. -Philddelplt
Chronicle Herald.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

ERrsS a Boston man walks instead of rid
ing in the street cars, the Globe credits him
with saying: GA fare saved is beer
gained.D
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

LAvATER says the more honesty man has
the less he affects the air Of q saint. News
paper men have no sanity airs about them.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

THE Frazer Axle Grease is the best and
only Genuine. We know it.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

No MAN is wholly bad. There is the forger,
for instance. He is ever ready to write a
wrong.-BoStoat TRANSCRIPT.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

Lets shaker as the Jersey apue
said TO the earthquake.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

IF "the proof of the pudding is in the eat
ing" where shall we look for the proof Of a
printers pi?-PhiladeD1tia Bulletin.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

Young MEN learn telegraphy and earn $40 to 500
Il month. Every graduate guaranteed paying situ2p
ton Address Valentino Bros Managers gainesville wa
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

WHEN WRITING TO ADYERTIsERR,
please say yOW saw the advertisements
VA this paper.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

LLECTRIC BELTS for the Weak and Nervous
IA on trial Send for prices. q. M. HEARD Cleveland q
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

A GENTS WANTED for the Best and FastesAs
N Selling Pictorial Books and Bibles, Prices reduced
% per cent National Publishing Co., Philadelphia, Pa
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09

A. N. X. Cleve'd. "
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1881-07-09
Re ISED new TESTAMENT

EEEuTC Coin money with DR.. Chnse's New
HUGn Receipt Book. Newly revised and en-
larged BY mall %. Address Chase Pubg Co., Toledo, q
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25
ROCKVILLE 1881
i oct ical.
TWO VISIONS.


Where close the curving mountains drew
To clasp the stream in their embrace,
With every outline, curve and hue
Reflected in its placid face.
The plowman stopped his team to watch
The train, as swift it Numbered by
Some distant glimpse Of life to catch,
He strains his eager, wistful eye.
The morning freshness lies on him,
just Weakened from his balmy dreams;
The travellers, begrimed and dim,
Think lovingly of mountain streams.
Oh, for the joyous mountain air,
The fresh, delightful autumn day
Among the hills The plowman there
Must have perpetual holiday!
And he, as all day long he guides
His steady pillow, with patient hand,
Thinks of the flying train that glides
Into some new, enchanted land.
Where, day by day, no plodding round
Wearies the frame and dulls the mind
Where life thrills keen to sight and sound
With plows and burrows left behind
Even SO, to teach the untrod ways
OF life are touched by iancys glow,
That ever sheds its brightest rays
Upon the path we do not know
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25
The Morphine Habit.

1t is said that the morphine habit is
not only widely prevalent, but that it
has grown alarmingly during the last
five or six years, and many persons who
would never be suspected Of the habit
are its irredeemable victims. Hyper
dcrmic injections of morphine have large
ly usurped the place, with certain classes,
of the old custom of taking morphine.
laudanum, and other preparations Of
opium into the stomach. The popular
notion is that it is not so harmful. But
there is very little difference, and the in
jections are thought to be more danger
GUS because they are more insidious.
They can be self-administcred without
the least trouble, and are so adminis-
tered in nearly all cases where serious
mischief is done. The effect of NOR
phine under the skin is described as
peculiar, and wonderfully agreeable -
The mind is stepped in fascinating re-
pose Even strong men and women
have found it hard to resist its allure.
ments. and have not been able to sur
render It's beaitudes without arousing
all their will On this account some
physicians will not administer or pre-
scribe morphine under any circumstances,
fearing tho consequences to their patients.
Not few women of the fiuer type have
been wrecked BY the habit, and many
men, professional and commercial, are
steadily running themselves by its in
diligence. 1t was hailed as great bless
ing once, and so it is properly regulated
but, like so many blessings,i it may readily
be converted into curse. At least It
is dangerous remedy
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

He read III newspaper paragraph the
statement that 1.-The child is father 10
the man." and straightway went aud
asked his mother if that was true
"Yes, my son" she answered, 1t may
seem strange TO you. but it's true
We'll, mamma" responded tho inquisi-
tive youth, why is it if I'm papa's father
that be always ticks me aud | never lick
him 7"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

Several years before the war young
man came to Little Rock and fell des-
pcratoly in love with young lady.
The girls parents were rich. The young
man was poor. A union was impossible.
The girl prayed and the young man i'm
plored, but the ruthless parents remained
firm. The young man went away. The
war came on. The parents of the girl
died Her uncle squandered the estate.
The other day the lovor came back aud
inquired for the young lady Age and
poverty had visited her. but che had re-
manned true. They met and embraced
You were away so very long, she said
leaning her tired head on bis shoulder.
"But you won't leave me again. Those
who kept rs apart are sleeping now "
II will never leave my brave darling.
! have been trying for years to see you +"
But they did not marry. The man got
her 10 wash six shirts for him, and ran
away without paying the bill
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

That woman, said one of her friends
Of a dame who painted outrageously,
"does not seek TO hide her age, but 10
bury it. And that one, abiding to an-
other friend passionately addicted to per
fumes, "adores all extracts except those
from her family Bible
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

One ought to get us nush consolation
as possible out of ones grievances. Most
persons will admire the cheerful and
hopeful spirit of the colored man, who.
when struck by lightning, simply rub
bed the abrabed spot of his skull and
remarked: dat makes free times I've
been struck; now | shouldn't wonder il
il let me alone.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

A Mormon in Utah has timed his mar
rage so nicely that be can now celebrate
his china wedding annually during tho
next seventeen years, and before the last
one is reached his annual silver wedding
will commence.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

"T'obaccy wanst saved my life," said
Paddy Blake, an inveterate smoker.
elbow was that :" inquired his compan-
ion. ooh. ye see was diggin' well,
and came up for good smoke, and while
] was up the well caved 10 ~
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

The only lady that ever impressed me
much" said an old bachelor, was three
hundred pound woman, who was stand
ing in car, and when the car turned
corner fell against me-"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

A man who docs business on credit
is like little boy who stands in stream
and throws water upon the bank 10 make
il slippery for another little boy to slide
down.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

II man intends to commit the crime
Of bigamy, he should join the Mormons
and sin against the laws Of his country
He will then DO protected.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

Tenders wife's Uncle on her mothers
side is 50 scrupulously temperate that he
won't eat cider apples nor patronize a
mosquito bar
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

Girls, remember that above any other
feature that adorns the female character,
delicacy stands foremost within the prov
ince of good taste. Not that delicacy
which is perpetually in quest of some
thing to be ashamed of, which makes
merit of a blush, and shippers at the false
construction its own ingenuity has put
upon an innocent remark, this spurious
kind. of deicacy is far removed from
good feelings and good sense; but the
highmindcd deicacy which maintains its
pure and Underwriting walk alike among
women as in the society of men, which
shrnks from no necessary duty, and
speak, when required, with seriousness
and kindness of things at which it would
be ashamed to smile or blush
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

Prof Swing thinks stage kissing is
wrong. And ancient Miss Keesicks
thinks SO too. She says she was riding
in stage, and young man and woman
in the vehicle actually kissed each other
before her very eyes, and it made her
sick She wants the board Of health or
the committee on ways or means or some
thing to pass a law prohibiting stage kiss
ing, and imposing fine of two million
dollars for each offence.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

A drunken wife beater said it was
trouble drove him to lck'er.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25
MARYLAND DIRECTORY.
NJ EW GOODS.

Having returned from Baltimore this week,
my stock is well supplied with everything 10
my line, well selected, loves, prices, and sat
isfac lion guaranteed Call and be convinced.
sep 20 ID II. B0UIC.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1881-11-25

You can lot mater grief by money.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-05
notable sayings Of Notable Mon.

:" am not what seam Sam.
Katzenstcin.
=" There Is no fixed rule for writing
poetry."-Henry Austin.
-" Washington for comfort, but Boston
for culchaw." Lew Washington.
--"1'hcre Is little left In life for me to
live for now. CHARLES j. Guitcau.
-" Comrades leave me here little while
as yet tits early morn. John Mitchell.
IL wish were mirror, then the
girls would look at me. Rev. Billy Cook.
=" Next Tuesday will be the most inter-
esting and all.absorbing epoch Of my exist.
encc."-John w. Daniel
=" My antagonism to webster's diction-
airy Is cngcndered by the paucity Of quarto.
syllable words therein."-Alex. Stevens.
tim the boss insulting cop of tho police
1ought to be toting laborer's bod;
But because am a sluggcr
And bully boss jugger,
They keep me ON the bent and they
never do object
To me gross abuse of citizens who
have no rights TINT respect
so gets up my head away above my
ears.
Them Is elegant gentcmen--them
there commissioners"
Policeman LOTUS.
=" The melancholy days are come
The saddest of the year
The creditors present their bills
And the money is not here"
Too Numerous TO Mention.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-05
Ask Your Dealer For
Company A, w. l.. l., and N. r. cigars.
They are A No. l.


Brooklyn has Spread the Light
Club" AS number of the members are
Communists, the citizens are about organ
izing Spread tho Heavy Club.
In Naples an American flag about eight
feet long floats over stand of peanuts,
and the dealer (who never saw America)
has as much business as no can comfortably
attend to.
conscience fund has been started for
the Michigan Treasury, the first money
ever returned by a Michigan man having
just been sent in. 1t was only $25.
Colorado has burglar who carries his
tools in his wooden log. SO you sec, not
withstanding his loss of limb, he is still q
tool-legged man.-Boston Transcript.
The National Republican will be issued in
double-sheet form on Monday, containing
Col. Ingersoll's eloquent argument in the
Star-route cases, in addition to much other
interesting matter.
| Garfields maxims have already appeared
in the English, Irish, Scotch, French
German, Italian, Spanish, Maltese and
Turkish papers.
Queen Victoria has Just been buying
several large farms in Wiltshire, although
land in England is unpromising as an in
vcstment at present.
Hannibal Hamln refuses to wear an
overcoat. In the next world there will be
good many other fellows from Maine who
won't want any overcoat.
You may possibly get to Heaven at last
But If you think the matter over honestly
you will come to the conclusion that if you
do it will be tight squeeze.
When women take to smoking black
clay pipes Mother Shipton can bring on her
general burst up. We don't want to smoke
any more upon earth.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-05
why Empty Boxes {?
10 he Editor of ihe EreningI critic:

To the Editor Of the Erening Critic.
am well persuaded that the reason why
theatres are oft so SHINY attended at'times
is to be found In two facts:
First. Because there are SO many stupid
fools, male and female, who talk in under
tones around you to such an extent that
you can't hear what is going on on the stage
and, second, because women wear their bon
nets while seated-oft those internal tilt
ups-so you can't see what is going on on the
stage.
the play, 1t is better to stay at home. Rem
edy: Prohibit the wearing altogether Of
bonnets in the theatre, and put out by the
officers all who talk above a whisper. Ma
tional and all other theatre managers take
notice. A LOVER OF THE DRAMA.