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Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28

Don't GIRLS -Dnn't think il absolutely
necessary To your happiness that every
afternoon be spent in mrking calls ar on
the street, shopping Home IS not a mere
h tel, wherein o "a and sleep 100 dr AIRY
TO be endured without company from
abroad home wo, K is not mere druid cry,
Ia useful ministr,tIOn to those you love.
Don mistake gigg ing for cheerfulness,
slang phrases for viii, boisterous rudeness
for frank gaNety. impairment speeches for
bright rep rrtecs. On the other hand don I
he IrIm, formal, sllff, nor assume a com
ptny face, eloquent of "prunrs, potatoes.
prisms." nor sit bolt upright IN corner.
h md, feet, eyes and lips carefully posed
ter fl ct. An effrcr will be prnduced.
but not the one You wish Nnr yet SIT
,cornlully reserved, crlllclsing mentally
TIE dress, manners, looks, etc, of those
around you. Make up your mind that
;uu' companions are on the whole pretty
rice set ot people Uf they are not, YOU had
70 business TO come among lhem); and
there is something to respect and like in
each of ht M, something to learn Of all of
them Determine to have nice time any
bow, then do your part to miAe il So b.
GENIAL. cordial, fir INK. If you Can play
d sing ordinarily well, do not refuse TO
X your share in entertaining your com
!, nihs in that way. You are not to he a
n li-son or II Kellogg If you cannot play
{ : my $ So frankly. and do not f ell
nj tied You probably excel in some
ontr accomplishment. Even if you do
hot you can possess that one grand accom-
. ishm"nt to which all others are but
arc, ssorrs, that of being "a lady "a
true women, gentle and gracious, modest
aud lovabIe Dear young girls your lives
are tull of noble possibilities There is
hut une thing earthly so truly admirable
u CHRISTIAN gentleman" If an "honest
man be the noblest work of Cod" surely
an "hnnest,' true women is His lovliest.
Therefore young maidens of America,
give yourselves to Christ; let Him so
mould you that you may be kings daugh-
'ers indeed, all glorious within. all fair
without.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28

To keep machinery from rusting take
one half ounce of camphor; dissolve in
one pound of melted lard; take of the
scum and mix it in as fine black lead as
will give it an iron color. Clean the ma
chinrry and smear with this mixture.
Alter twenty-four hours rub clean with a
soft linen cloth. 1t will keep clean for
months under ordinary circumstances.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
TO REMOVE MILDEW.

Take one ounce of chloride VI lime aud
dissolve in u stone vessel. Tlrn off h"
Clear water, but none or re sediment
Rinse the article widowed in clear water
and IIy INTO his solution; stir ,ftsn unit
the spots disappear; then rinse thoroughly
% Re move every trace OF the lime. wuch
will ~ the goods. Or. taNe on ounc,
Of oxL!lr acld dissolve, and lay he arliclr
iI,o tn" solution for three min ties; lhrI
wiring out and lay in the sunShne If III
srois do not readily disappear, repeat The
process, and aiterward rinse very thor
uughly.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
LYDIA z. PlNKHAM'S



IL thos. puluiuI Complaints and Weaknesses
t..cOnmOn to our ,cEt female population.
.. .lr4re eulirely the worst form of Female Conn
,it all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulcera
"a. Falling and Dlspacements, and the consequent
.,rtd weakness, and Is particularly adapted 10 the
tange of Life.
4 VIII dissolve and expel tnmors from the uterus In
III early stage Of development The tendency to can
rous humors there's checked veryspeedy by its use
IL iamoves fautness natulency destroysall craving
g.. sttntuleIts, and relieves weakness OF the stomach
cures Floating, Headaches Nervous Prustrntion,
.pnersl Debility, sleeplesnen Depression and Ind
prst!un.
Tint feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight
and haeache always permanently cured by Its USE
II will at all times and under all circumstances act In
harmony with the laws that govern the female system
For the Of Kidney Complaints OF either sex this
Compound Is unsurpassed
LYDIA Il. PINKIIAMs VEGETABLE COM
POUNDis prepared at 292 and 235 Western Avenue,
Lynn Mass Price g. Slx bottlesfor 96. Sent by mail
in the form Of pills. also in the form Of ozenges, on
receipt Of price, o. per box for either Mrs Pinkhsm
freely answers all letters of inquiry Send for paph-
let, l'1ress above Mention this Iuper.
" -
No family should be without LYDIA E. PINKHAMD
LIVER PILLS They constipation, biliousnssA
and torpidity OF the liver. rs cents per box.
BSr Sold by all Druggists. IA
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28

Corn and oats ground up together afford
an excellent feed for horses. il the mixture
be fed with hay or wheat straw, the latter
furnishing the requisite bulk. Ten pounds
of cut straw will make three fair ralions
or one days food for an average horse
having moderate exercise.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28

CORN FLOUR CAKES.

Beat six ounces of butter tn \ cream an
add TO it eight ounces of pounded sugar
and II few drops of lemon juice or ratatia
which ever preferred; mix thoroughly n
dessert spoonful of baking pnw'ier with a
pound Of com four; have ready some
warm mix, and STIR il with the corn fl Dnr
into the sugar and butter, adding by de-
grees little of each till the whole of the
-four is in and the mix ure is light
i1u9l; bake at once. When skewe
which has been inserted, comes out eleaL
and bright it is done
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
HOUSEHOLD DEPARTMENT.

We Invite for this column, contributions from on
lady readers, to make II such shall be Of value
and to them Any topic Of domestic economy
which may suggest itself to them may be discussed
aud We feature will successful and an
additional attraction to our readers.
Contributions should be sent to the Editor Of he
Agricultural Department
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
agricultural department
ON. TtRkHAM, Editor.

All communications for this department should he
sent to the editor Mr. o NJ TINKHAM. N. Pom
fret Vt
Please write side Of the paper only signsuch
name or initials IS you wished published. but give
state
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28

beauty Of this kind Of talk is that the mat
ter is so clouded with mystery the ordinary
dairymen are unable to test the question
or IN find out where the trouble is by fol
lowing up the absurdlty."
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
TO W ASH DELICATE SINS.

Put IN ee pintS of vherD hrlr IN
handful OF salt Inroa bose bag ami bu
rlf m hour in six quarts o. soft wtte,
Use this wafer for washing uusln- q
twn4 with delicate CO ors keeping az
land the brg OF brtn 10 use instead Of 5o%I
IN any soled spot thai will not yield !,
slight nandruhhiug. r n>e the muslin in
'lcar water and TRY q.c,lv in lie shadc.
VI my coIors IN calico goods, which ar
nj red by using the most delicate Swap
;aG he stfrly washed if wheat b IN Or, 4
nore co lvenient, wheat hour) is bolle
tnd used instead
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
No Patent Ne Pay!
PATENT rs

Obtained for inventors in the United States. Canada
and Europe at reduced rates With our principal
Office located in Washington, directly opposite the
United States Patent Office able to attend to all
Patent business with greater prnmptness and des-
patch and less costthn other patent attorneys, who
ara at a distance from Washington. and who have
therefore to employ associate attorneys" We make
preliminary examinations and tuiu Sh opinions as to
pattentabtlity free of charxe, aud all who are inter
ested in new inventions and Patents are invited to
send for copy of our Guide for obtaining Patents'
which is sent free any address, and contains com
plete instructions how .o obtain Patents and other
valuable matter We refer to the German American
National Bank WASHINGTON, O.; the Royal swedish
Norwegian, aud Danish Legations at Washington;
Hon Joseph Casey, Late Chief Justice u :. Court Of
Claims the officials OF the U. s. Patent Office and to
Senators and Members of Congress from every State
Address, LOUIS BAGGER co, Solicitors of
Patents aud Attorneys at Law, lie Droit Building
Washington D. G. FMstt
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28

Cabbage is the best and cheapest green
fool which can be fed TO poultry in win
Ter. 1t is not necessary to feed the best
heads, but the loose. soft specimens that
are not exactly remarkable.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
SPANISH CREAM.

Beat the yoks Of three eggs with half -
up of grnnulared sugar; heat half a
,unce of lslngass IN three p'nts o! milk
wnen it is dissolved, md the mi k risen o
boiling point, stir them SOW intn rh
vo Ks; boil once more ami rh,'1 til in tnt
t-othed whites Pour ln.o nnl Is an -,
WAY TO cool This is very goo the set t
nv after il is ma lie.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28

veutor and proprietor of the celebrated Celery and
Oh Imome Pills. These PILLS are;lprepared expressly
TO Sick Headache Nervous Headache Neural
Ea Nervousness, Paralysis, 'Sleeplessness and Dys.
If properly used They not alcureall but only for
those special diseases They contain no opium.
phine or :and are not purgative, but regu
late the bowels andi cure constipation by curing OF
remoyns.the cause of 1t. They have charming effect
upon the skin, aud lovely quoting effect upon the
nervous system, simply by feeding its ten thousand
uunvry es, in cases starving absJrbents. They
make or Crea nerve matter. and give power, force
1nd buoyauc, to the AMI in that way increase
mental power, endurance and brilliancy Of mind
y pbudy that has rervous system should NEGLECT to
taLe hem two or three months in each year, as a
u..rT. food, il for 10 Dther InrU
snld by ~ d,dKgiss. Price 5J cents a box. Depot
uS north Eutaw s., Satin re Id BY mail. two
o Ixes IA 81, Boxes for S2.5J to-Guy address,
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28

4. { i.
m ~. Quit sent free to those who wish to engage
~ EVERYTHING new. Capital not required. We
y n will furnish you everything $40 a day and
- upwards is easily made without stay ing away
IN from home over night No risk whatever
NJ ID Many new workers wanted at once Many are
making fortunes at the business. Ladits make
as much as men and young BOYS and girls make great
pay No who s willing to work fails to make more
money every day than can be made in a week at any
Ordinary employment. Those who engage 81 once VIII
And short road 10 fortune. Address H. hALLErr
10 .PoTtI aud Maine FM7yl
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
MASHED POTATOES.

Boil the potatoes gently, after having
made them as nearly uniform in size Il,
possible, by dividing the larger ones, on
what is better, by slicing all, but not very
thiuly. AS soon as the fork goes through
readily, turn the water eff Saving that 1,
mixing your bread if you bake the same
iay), then mash through coIander int
me same kettle or saucepan. Add butte,
md cream and salt, and Win n lnng
handled spoon beat few minutes brisk,
Set the saucepan where it will thoroughly
'eat again, and your potatoes will be "a
noticeable feature of the best of dinners.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
NJ NJ /L0aS
sRestaurant. Mai Street.

Thousands Of equally strong endOrsemeEts-nl
Of them in cases where hope was abandnRed-hive
been voluntarily gven, shOwipr the remarkable power
OF Warmers safe Kidney and Live Cure, in all dis
eases 0f tn kidneys liver or uri tary orsaus II any
one who reads this has any physical trouble
the great danger of delay.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28

In order that the public may fully realize the gem
uneuess Of the statements veil as the power and
value Of the article Of which they speak, We publish
herewith the Tdc-sfnfe signatures OF parties whose
sincerity is beyond question. The truth Of those
testimonials Is absolute, nor eau the facts they an
nOucs be ignored.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28

MoNrPELIER, VT, Aug. y, 1851.
n II. WARNER & CO. Gentleman
have used Warmers Safe Kidney aud Liver Cure
with good effect aud 1t is. in my opinion, honest
and eEcelleut medicine.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
@D,.6 8t~~
Prescription Clerk F. Bascumb's Drug Store

MONTPELIER, Vt.,IAugust "a, 1881
H. II. WARNER CO., Gentlsmen:-
For the past twenty years have suffered with Liva
and Kidney Complaint, and have never found any
thing to permanently hello me until | bezan uslns
Warner Safe Kidney Liver Care" have taket
three bottles and have eXperenced Ereat beueh trpu
It. eau recommend it with confidence TO all troubled
with kidney and liver trouble.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
CONSUMPTION can Be CURED!
R RM: HALLS
E T3H 3HS blLSAN

Cures Consumption, Colds, Pneum mia,
Influenza, Bronchial Difficulties, Bron.
chitis, Hoarseness, Asthma, Group, Whoop-
ing Cough, and all Diseases of the Breath
ing Organs. 1t soothes and heals the
Membrane of the Lungs, infiamed and
poisoned by the disease, and prevents the
night sweats and tightness across the
chest whica accompany it. CONSUMP-
TON is not an incurable malady. 1t is
only necessary to have the right remedy,
and HALLS BALSAM is that remedy.
DON'T DESPAIR of RELIEF, for this
benign specific will cure you, even though
professional aid fails.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
CHOCOLATE CANDY

Two cups of graduated sugar, half a
cup of milk; boil just five minutes; then
AXE it from the stove and stir till it i.
stiff; then drop on butterel plates, and
cave till cold; white it is cooling, break II
'quare of Bakers chocolate in small piece.
N bowl, and set it over teakpttle in
which the water is boiling; after it l.
Melted then take tho drops ani with a fork
roll them in the melted chocolate; then
lay on the plates ill cold.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
FRIED OYSTERS.

Choose the largest and finest ovste.,
YOU can get; take them carefully from ia
liquor and dry between two clean clothes
Prepare some beaten eggs, also som
'racker ,lled fine; ami have ready he
'ult' r in a frying pan. Dip each ov-ter
first into the egg, and hen into the cracker
rollIpg it over until perfectly encru trd
hen fly quickly to a light brown. Sew
ne luomrnl they are done on hot DIS
garnishod with CURED parsley.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1881-12-28
MISCELLANEOUS.
TRUTH Att STD.

SOME IMPORTANT STATEMENTS OF WELL
KNOWN PEOPLE WHOLLY VERIFIED.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1881-06-30
A Few Words to the Boys.

Don't trouble yourselves about the
details of your business. Leave small
things to small minds. You were
born to be at the top, and of course
way will be provided for getting you
there.
If you would make your mark in
the world, never learn to write.
Do you wish to be menf Learn to
chew, smoke and drink. It Will be
hard to distinguish you from the real
article.
Always bear in mind that you are
made OF superior clay, and it viii not
be long ere everybody will be forced
to admit it.
It is well for you TO know that the
girls are ali dying for you. You can
not but pity them, but then it is not
your fault. This should teach you
resignation.
Strive to get all the leisure time You
can. It will make older and buster
persons envy you.
Speak your mind freely. It shows
that you possess such an article.
Characterize as nonsense everything
that you cannot understand. You will
find a great deal ef nonsense in the
world.
Never fear to do wrong. Don't be
a coward. Always do the right thing
when the right thing will pay.
When you have anything to DO,
don't hurry about doing it. Take your
own time, or your employers, which
rs the same thing. If he discharges
you, you Will have the satisfaction Of
knowing that be viii be the loser by
not having your valuable services.
Make acquaintance only among
those beneath you, if you can find
such. It is pleasant to be looked up
10 as an oracle or pattern.
Shun those who are able to teach
you anything in life OF business. L
is not agreeable to be oversbadowed
by anybody. Besides, who wants Il
be in school all his Iife2
Re above politeness. That VIII d,
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1881-06-30
THE JIM-JAMS.
The Kind of Sensation Produced
by Snakes in the
Boots.

A correspOr dent of the New York
World tells all about the sensation
produced by jimjams. Ibis is the
way he tackles the subject "Deliri-
um tremensl Snakesl JImjamsi Yes,
I've had touches of them. You want
to know how it feels? I'll tell you.
You have been drunk maybe week.
maybe more. AT last liquor ceases to
excite, brace up or trunquilize. You
drink half pint of brandy. It has
no more effect than 20 much water.
Then yeu are close on the horrors.
Food won't help you. Your stomach
rejects it. Now your punishment
commences. Yoa can't sleep. You
are weary. Oh, SO weary, but there
is no rest. You are tired of thinking,
yet the brain will think. You lie
do~n, and drop into doze for mo-
ment and wake up with a shock, as if
touched by an electric wire. You
are covered with perspiration. You
get up AMI walk the rooms, the streets
walk, walk, and then fling yourself
down, praying for few minutes
sleep. All this for days, with people
about you, and through nights. But
no Chinese torturer employed in keep
ing some miserable criminal awake
until he dies was ever more full of re-
Icntless vigilance than your abused
nerves. breads indescrib0ble seize
upon you. Your hands have sensa-
lion of being of enormous size. They
do not look it. They feel it. Your
head in like manner feels enormously
pufed out Then your breath comes
spasmodically; hot flashes strike at the
region of the heart; al the blood seems
at times to rush in that direction. and
you fight aimlessly for life and ex pect
to fall dead. This is the commonce-
ment of the horrors. Now you are
fixed for seeing rats, snakes and vor-
min.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1881-06-30
'SDarn If"

San Francisco Poet: They had a
terrible time at n wedding up at Peta-
luna the other day, and which only
goes to show how the smallest draw
back will sometimes take the stifening
out of the swellest occasion.
It seems that the ceremony was a
very grand affair indeed. There were
eight bridesmaids, and the church was
crowded from pit to dome, as the dra-
matics would say. But when they got
to the proper place in the ceremony
and the groom began to feel around for
the ring, he discovered that it wasn't
on hand.
After the minister had sc0wled of
the miserable wretch for awhile, the
latter detected that the magic circlet
had slipped through hole in his pock-
ct and worked down in his boot. He
communicated the terrible fact to his
bride, who turned deadly pale, and
was only kept from fainting by the re-
flection that they would inevitably cut
the strings of her satin cOrsage ii case
she did.
"Why don't you produce the ring?'
whispered the brides big brother, and
feeling for his pistol, under the i'm.
preston that the miserable man was
about to back out
Il can't, it's in my boot, explained
the groom under his breath, his very
hair, meanwhile turning red with NOR
tification.
"Try and FISH IT out somehow-hur
~ up!" mumbled the minister behind
his book.
"Tll try" gasped the victim, whc
was rather stout: and he put one foo
on the chancel rail, and pulled up hi
trowsers leg, and began making spas
modic jobs for the ring with his fore6H
! ger. The minister motioned to tn
organist to squeeze out a few NOR
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1881-06-30

notes TO fill in time, while a rumor rap
idly went through the congregation to
the effect that a telegram had just ar
rived, proving that the groom had four
wives living in the East already.
S II can't reach it," groaned the half
married man in agony, "It won't
come"
"Sit down and take your boot off,
you foolI" Kissed the brides mother,
while the bride herself moaned piteous-
ly and wrung her powdered little
hands.
There was nothing left, 50 the suff-
erer sat down on the floor and began
to wrestle with his boot, which was new
and tight, while a fresh rumor got uu-
der way to the effect that the groom
was beastly tight and insisted on par
ing his c0rns.
AS the boot came finally off, Its
ccushed wearer endeavored, uusucce5s
fully, to hide trade dollar hole in the
heel of his stocking; noticing which,
the parson, who was humorous sort
of sky-contractor, said grimly:
"You seem to be getting married
in time, my young friend" And the
ceremony proceeded with the party OF
the first part standing on one leg, try
ing to hide his well ventilated foot un-
der the tail of his coat, and uppropri-
ately remarking, Darn it" at short
intervals.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1881-06-30
REFUSING A PRINCE.
a Yankee Girl Who Would Not
Invest in the Continen-
tai Marriage Mar
ket.
Paris L0tter.1


About a year ago it was announced
in all the leading daily papers Of this
city that Miss Aver, only daughter
and heiress to half of the many mil
lions accumulated by DR.. J. G. Aver,
of Lowell, Mass, was soon to marry
one Of the Bourbons, cousin Of Don
Carlos, of Spain. This particular
prince was one of the many impecuni-
Gus princes out of situations who roam
about Europe, seeking whom they
may devour, il, search of rich Ameri-
can ladies, whose fortunes may be
utilized in paying the played-out
nobleman's gambling debts. This
noble Bourbon Was passionately in
love with the aforesaid lady's-for-
tune, and did his utmost to capture it.
He used to call every dav regularly
ut the Continental hotel, where she and
her mother resided, and, after being
refused, would not take ono" for an
answer, but still continued to plead
for a share in the profits accrued and
accruing from CHERRY Pectoral. ."
Sublime spectacle! Contemplate it
and weep from sympathy! Figure to
yourself the noble scion of the very
iIlustrious and thrice-puissant house
of Bourbon going on his knees to
100000 worth of ''Sarsaparillai"
But no. I may haYe overdrawn the
picture. It is not certain that the
noble prince actually went upon his
marrow bones in person. Generally
speaking he did that by proxy. Though
be paid court assidueusly and daily in
person, the Bourbon prince sent for
NAL demand, or, to speak exactly,
several demands by his chamberlain.
For, though prince" may haYe no
cash, as long as he can borrow money
he keeps up petty court, and Of
course must have his chamberlain.
The salary was probably In per-
spectu-to be paid out of the "Cherry
PectoraP money when won.
On one occasion, when THE deputy
came to ask the hand of Miss Aver ia
marriage, or rather to inform that
young lady that his highness the Prince
A. de Bourbon proposed to con-
fer upon her, Il plain, untitled Ameri-
can, the honor of his name and high
sounding title, Miss Aver quite per-
emptorily refused the honor. Where
upon the chamberlain exclaimed: "DO
not say you refuse hinl His high
ness the prince is not a parsonage
who can be refused! Oh, no, It's I'M
possible. Put it in some other form,
I beg of you. Say You are unable to
accept of the honor offered you. Any
thing but a refusal. The prince Is
not an ordinary man to be rejected in
this manner" Notwithstanding the
feryid eloquence of the chamberlain,
Miss Aver did refuse his master
squarely, peremptOrily, and on more
than enc, more than a dozen occa-
sions.