The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-06-09
THINcAMYJIcS.

IhINCAm YJiCS.
Y The Potomac fats-Conklng and Platt
Y Bricks without straw--Conkling and Platt.
u An Indiana revivalist gives chrome to every
convert
~ Conkling is in deep water. Platt is under wa
ter.-Chahanooga Times.
" Mr.. conkling is now only an object of terror
to his friends-Se,c York Mad fRePJ.
- Tom Scott married ON $50 q month, and Chas-
A Dana On $ q week.
n Conkling whistles when he is mad-that is, he
whistles for Platt
II Conkling's vindication has become fight for
hfe.-Ciereiand Leader.
1.-THE oiled and curied Assyrian bull of Utica
When Victor Hugo dies, Roscoe Conkling
probably will be the most superb egotist living.
= Garfield, Blaine and Conkling-Presidsnt,
Premier and Prmate-Let us have Ps.
= Patt likes to have a table between himself and
Roscoe when they talk up the situation.
~ The late Colonel Tom Scott voted only once in
twenty-four years, and that was last fall for Han
cock. Then he died.
r. Conkling finds it good deal harder to climb
up again than it was to jump down.-Clsreiand Her
aid fRepJ.
~ vice-President who is '.agin the Govern
ment," is Of the novelties Of the season--BosOR
Heruid.
n General Grant should be careful when he ar
riyos in Albany. Tho eoal-hole in that town
are still awful slippery.
r. The madden Conkling gets the more people
seem to laugh.-Pkiadeiphid Times.
u Ex-senator Conkling has the rooms he oceu-
pied in Washington engaged for next winter. Vice
President Arthur has rooms in the same house.
U-A London halter puts forward q claim to
patronage the ground of Lord Beaconsiield having
bought his last hat of him.
~ The pceler fined for sleeping on his beat
signed because he was not in harmony with the Gov
ernment.-Ne,c Orleans Peay'oae.
II Coukling will have another towering fit of
Ia than nv kfrsYp
Leopold the Duke Of Albany just at this time .
~ Artemus Ward had the true inwarlness of
prinacy in him when he made his famous Obserya-
ton: "Ef I'm drafted shall refine"
II Cordially yours, Roscoe Conklng," did not
bring cordial response The tide has set the other
way.-PhiIadeiphia Pess fhePJ.
,P- Mr.. Conklng should take the Vice President
out of sight and hearing, when he wants to larrup"
his lackey-Nep York Nail
~ Conkling stoops to conquer: lie made an ass
of himself at Washington that he might become
lion ut AIbsny.-Frulkfort fRyJ feOmdH fDeHJ.
II 1t has been suggested that copies of the old
to the heather rs a measure of economy.-h,diaHdpe
oils Journal
II II was thirty-seven years ago, Tuesday, May
eth. since the first message was transmitted over
telegraph wire. The message was sent from WISH
ington to Baltimore.
u The first religious body to formally adopt tho
revised New Testament was the Congregational As
ISOLATION of Marlboro Mass, but the vote after
ward rcconsdered.
r. Mr. Blaine ainu-es himself by reading the
hysterieky determinations about his 'niagn contror'
of the President, aud the latter enjoys the ahsurity
Of the nonsense.-G. Y. Mail fRcpJ.
rP9"B. X. Bruce Register OF the Treasury"
egaltender note will be slightly distastcfu at first,
the Southern ''nggah hatah,' but he viii not OBJ
ject to getting used to It.
IVA bill passed the Pennsylvania Legislature
providing for pension for the veterans of the Mex
can war There are about ooo IN that state ana the
estimated expense is 10000.
u Thirty-one years ago Curtis Barrett, of Straf-
ford, Vt. thrust into the ground balm OF gilead
sprout he had been using for n cattle whip IL took
root and grew. and now measures eightytwo feet
in height and three feet in diameter.
" Important from Albany touching Conklng:
The common custom OF the Ex-senator to go quietly
TO his room without registering was IN TINS instance
departed from. He put down his name boldly
IT Don Cameron's turn will come after Conk-
lng's, a Washington observer snys- IL is unlikely
that old Simons boy will whttlc up his ears in any
such fashion
~ If Conklng and Tilden would walk through
the Delaynn House arm-in-arm things would hum A
new marty would be born ON the spot Picture that
strut and that whisper in conjunction !-Nec York
Tribune.
IP-"Letters of marquer and general piracy. TO
cruise against the Administration, ID what COnklng
asks the New York Legislature to give him.-HarI-
ford Cosyanf (RepJ.
n II Conkling would really like to retire from
public life he should Join the Democratic party Few
Democrats are bothered with the cares Of Office
Philadelphia TYmss
~ There is an old and .imple rule about whit
,liny which says xhittIe toTari Won and You'll cut
rs swL;,,Ia T-.n, yan anS ION ,sn't ConkIins and
Plat whitfield toward theni-SJsisqfcd Republican.
-,S-Ge, phra first euuucb of the King of Siam
bas srr;vsi in Pnr;s When M home he rules aver
20 Sanr, aJies in the roraI bare His aiJs in tbe
sor,es lin, fsm.l.s T6s oL;sc, ~ L;s tr;r IL ~
snga.e n,a,ar;,i TO- L;s an,n., mas,.r,s bnrcm
-.Tba new kama. lamar lax-.unno.eJ IN ho
,r;nia nroof- ba. vorke3 like many .riInr lnws IN
other S,ates-;t ia snforced in the conntry while In
b larger town. not The SLIGHTEST attention T. nail IN
IL ysr OrL,ans D,marrot
.-u-e,,-
nan;mty, in noI;fics Ike ours HAVING besn so;atad
,non ne CLisago I,onysntion hv eI f;overnor Dcp
n,son af Ohio III. head ~ the iots Sherman J.Icg,
tion'EYahoa, Meaning Arthur
o N, -, -, s
dali is mindng his business at his country resi-
dence near Philadelphia. He has not been to New
York to offer Democratic haven to Conklng.
70 The Albany Journal Z RepJ published extracts
from nearly 30 papers In and out Of the State Of
New York: With few exceptions they side with
the Administration, and against Conklng.
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