Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-05-16
ALL SORTS.

Two sulkly lovers sat with averted heads for half an
hour without speaking word. At last he ventured
to ask: "How do you like it my dear?' "Firstrate."
said she, sit keeps my back warm"
MAY.-This is the month in which the Trailing
Arbuts is sought Also, in this month, the front gate
begins to exhibit signs of wear. The weather proph
cts guess at "balmy atmosphere for May and the
poet writes his usual Lovely May" verses for the
village paper. This is all right but you wise
you will get bottle of Baxters Mandrake Btters and
them directed, to ward off aundice, liver COM
plant and biliousness, consequent upon the
temperature of this month. Only rs cents per bottle
"Do you follow sedentary occupation" asked a
judge loosely, of vagrant. "Well, should relax
my features!" was the response. "All the money 1
have had for ten years got for sitting juries."
To ACCOMMODATE THE PUBLIc-The propnetors of
that immensely popular remedy, Kidney-Wort, in
ignition of the claims of the public which has so lib
orally patronized them, have prepared liquid prepa-
ration of that remedy for the special accommodation
of those who from any dislike to prepare for
themselves. 1t is very concentrated and the dose
is small it is easily taken by many 1t has the
effectual action in all diseases of the kidneys,
liver or bowes.-Honae and Farm.
A hllsslsSIppl man putS IL mus: 'At the earnest
solicitation of those to whom 1 owe money I have
consented to become candidate for county treasurer
Hanchett Carter, propretors of the great 18th st.
Livery Chicago ILL.,, in letter dated Dec. 5th 1879
speak thus of Kendas SPAWN Cure: at is several
years since we bought the first of you and do not
hesitate to say is the very best article for spavns
rlngbones, scratches, spnts, etc. that e er used
We would not be without it in our large livery for
thousands of dollars. We pronounce it one of the
greatest discoveries of the age 1t stands without
| peer in horse liniments." See advertisement
Why true lovers visits like successful news
| paper? Because they commence weekly become
sem-weekly then tri-weekly, and then daily, with a
| Sunday supplement.
| ONE MOMENT PLEAsE.-When winter is passing
| into summer, and summer into winter again, your
health should be especially looked to. The humoIs
| which have accumulated in your blood should be
cleansed away and your system toned up to guard
against bilious fever other sickness peculiar to the
| change of season. DR.. David Kennedy's "Favorite
Remedy" win do this for you to perfection. Get
bottle now and begin using it at once. A long fit O
sickness and long doctors bill may be the penalty
neglect Ifyour druggist hasn't it, write to the doc
tor at Rondout, N. Y. Price Sl.0O.
ans bonnet or in mans garden-absence of hus
bandry in both instances.
Constipation invariably follows liver complaint; bu
it is easily overcome by the timely use of Baxter
Mandrake Bitters. Dyspepsia also readily yields t
this potent remedy.
Gaps made in the flesh by cuts, speedily dsappea
without leaving scar, when Henry & Johnson's Arm
ca and Oil Liniment is used.
Downs Elixir will cure all lung diseases The bes
medicine known for whooping cough.
I'm what condition was the patriarch Job at the en-
of lfe?" asked Sunday-school teacher of a uuie
looking boy at the foot of the class Dead" calm
replied the boy.
A GOOD INvEsTMENT-One of our pronj
nent business men said to us the other day
"In the spring my wife got all run dow
; and could not eat any thing; passing YOU
) store | saw a pile of Hoods Sarsapariila i
9 the window, and got bottle. After sh
had taken it a week she had a rousing an
e petite. and did her everything. She too
three bottles, and it was the best three do
lars erlnVested. CT. Hood & Co, Lowell, Mas