The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-09-13
EXCHANGE sCINTIlLATlONs

EXCHANGE sc1NTILLATIoNS
Many years ago there was a game
called "Anthony Over" Perhaps
Mr.. Beck is Just learning it Hen
serson Reporter.
Ii the clown should accidently get
off a fresh, original Joke to-day look
out for somebody to faint Madison
vile Times.
A cabbage must be be rare plant
in England. A genuine Havana CT
gar costs Johnny Bull shilling
Texas Siitings.
1t is called September because
after july and August have got in
their work, there's nothing left to
burnt This and That.
Herman Fast was married to Berta
Grief in Evansville, Sunday. Verify,
another Fast young man come to
Grief-[ Breckenridge News.
When Young wrote his might
Thoughts" he said: "a perpetnity
of bliss is bliss" But then it must
not be supposed that he had reference
to DR.. Bliss Messenger and Exami-
ner.
A variety of suggestions has been
made as to the proper punishment Of
Guiteau. We do not recall propo-
sition to place him, helpless, in the
hands of Tho Presidents physicians
Argus.
AS an illustration Of the fearless
bravery of our Western men. it is
stated that there is young lady in
Keokuk. Iowa, who is six feet four
inches tall, and one man has engaged
himselt to marry all Of her, Argus
We see lengthy article going the
rounds Of the papers trying to learn
people how to eat watermelons. We
don't want any better teacher than the
small boy for that business State
journal.
A paper comes TO us with advice as
to how to eat watermelon. Go to the
aunt (of African persuasion J, consider
her ways and you ii learn more about
it in three minutes than scientific
man can teach you in three weeks
Polk johnson.
Geo. Dorm, Of Erie, Penn, who an
noupces himself as the son Of God,
says che and Jesus are appointed to
to convert Ohio rnd Pennsylvania"
So those two States will go Demo-
cratic this fall State journal.
The Groencastle (Ind.) Banner
wants to know chow to improve the
population Of GreencasIle." and the
Indianapolis Review suggests "hy
immigration" This may be very
good way, but it is not the best
Argus.
A ceraain Ohio clergyman anuoun-
ced to his congregation, on Sunday of
last week, that he had just been omar
ried to daughter of the Lord" II
he is no better Christian now than he
was when we knew him as an army
chaplain, we'll wager the butter milk
that he will never look upon his faith
er-in.law's face. --Breckinridge News.
The joker who told an Enterprise
man that there was fight Gown at
the river yesterday afterno,n. and
got the reporter to walk clear down the
levee to the wharfboat to see the
steamer Thos. D. Fite, thought he
practiced pretty good sell-and he
did, Paducah Enterprise.
This is woman. She is coming
out OF a dry-goods store. See how
happy the woman looks. She has
just bought remnant. Did she gel
the remnant cheap? She says she
got the remnant cheap. The dry
goods man has told her it was cheap
Would you like to have dry-goodi
store and sell remnants?--[This aut
That. =
A great many people have adopted
as their rule Of general conduct The
reasoning Of the man who SAID he neg
er became a priest because he wal
afraid he might sometime want t.
marry, and he never married becaus
he might sometime want to become
priest. They live to the end Of thei
days without doing anything in par
ticular, because they are always ex
pocting to do some thing else
Elizabethtown News.
Respectfully referred to Tip Brans
ford, Urey Woodsou and Charli
Meacham. Bristow is too old to tax
any notice oft. Jump on the Ne,cS
boys, not the news boys, but tn
Elizabethtown paper, for talkin
about you that way. Give him thur
r 1T II