The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-27
O0mmercial J5 Printing
FAOETIE.

aNaa~#. HA." -
A pedantic New York saloonist an
ounces "Calorifed Thomas and Jere-
niah."
The difference between dancing and
;ard playing is just exactly the differ
,pce between the real and the l deal
1t is not necessary for 8 man TO Keep
lis mug at the BARRIERS shop. hut he
nust take it there TO be shaved.
A Georgia man named his mule Loi:a.
md the next day it kicked q wagon in
seventeen different directions at once
..Oh, 0 be darned,' as the Christ
mas present said when it sEppei
sirough the heel of the hung-up stock
ug.
An Ohio man has taken the small
sox from q pet pig. When once this
disease gets into a family it is pretty
ure to go through it,
A New York clearinghouse took fir
The other night. and the flames got as
Jar as the pantry. when they went mi
lor van of fuel.
Prejudices get into the minds rs
easily as rats and mice get into a trap.
and once in the mind, Ike rats and
sice in traps. they seldom gel Out,
When an Ohio man told his wife tina.
ne had just traded for a Ee~ sprire
wagon, she replied; you Ounce. you.
why did you get a spring wagon IN .he
fall Of the year2"
l have no objeckshun to III pa.t-
ing his hair in the middle. but I sha;.
alwuz insist upon his finishing up the
Job by wearing . short gown and pet
tikoat.-Josh Killings.
81 don't so much mind" said NJ
Henpeck-.I don't so muen mind =
woman having a mind OF her own. e.
cept. that, in such a case she us " I;
takes charge of her husbands Also
What have you been drinking. or
eatingP'' exclaimed his wife. as no
returned late al night. sIiquor-ish''
he responded. and then he winked al
himself in the dark and brcathcd thin
till she got asleep.
A colored man went into q Galveston
newspaper Office and wanted to sub
scribe. "How long do you var it?"
asked the clerk. jess as long as it is.
boss. Ell it doesn't fit do shelves, !
can tar a piece off myself"
..Gem'len," said the old man, rcmom-
Der dat it am not safe to form an opin
ion on q stranger by de size Of his mouf
or de number of his hat. No person
can tell de number Of mules in o barn
by looking Mt the stable door"
mo, as 1 understand it, these cold
waves come from the vast deserts Of
snow in the Siberian plains. and iadiatr
thence oyer the globe, but principally
in this direction" "Well, why the
dickens don't they stay there?" why.
it's too cold, you idiot"
A Bridgeport carpenter. while in =
cit of anger, threw q hammer at q fellow
workman. and swallowed q screw be
had in his mouth. 1t was an unfortun-
ate affair, but it was better than throw
ing the screw and swallowing tho ham
mer-
ssWhat lnck did you have fishing yestcr-
day, Breckenridge" asked aGalyestou
gentleman Of q well-known ~impecunious
character who owess everybody. .'Splen-
did! While / was out on tho wharf
twenty men with bills called at my
house to collect money
Young mistress Tin utter despair)
'Why. Bridget, what have you doEcl
company expected any minute and the
cake burned to q crisp! It's Of no use
now. Throw it in the ash barrel"
Bridget (with the utmost composure:)
'Shurs ma'am, / wuldn't fret mysili
about the loikes o. that. II I wuz you.
Jist give it to the doonation party"
He was . great bore, and was talking
to a crowd about the coniioS lnoxl
election. Said he: Jones Isl good
man; he IL capable, honest fearless
and conscientious. He will mako III
very kind Of an officer we need III
once saved my lite from drowning .
i"Do you really want to see Jones .elsc'
.tedf" said solemn-faced old man. %!
do. indeed; I'd do anything 70 zee him
elected" Then never let anybody
know he saved your life" The meat
ing then adjourned