The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1881-07-14
TartEtY.
VARIETY SCRAPS.
An hour glass is liable to reverseg.

An hour glass is liable to reVerses.
Nothing pu.s on SO many airs as the wind.
The most disagreeAble month to a soldier.
March.
II you would shine in the world be a boot
black
Many a orosseyed boy has straightforward
viewe
A jam" in street traffic is apt to lead to many
tart remarks not worth preserving.
Some Of the new bonnets are called "anipes"
This must be on account OF the length OF the bill
Knox hats-A Bhlllalah, - Yawcoob Strauss
Plug cats Brickbata,- Cincinnati Saturday Night,
Everybody has to pay up sometimes; even the
little chickens have to shell out.
Franklin has Ben jamin his philosophy Into
everybody ever since we can remember.
Death from into1lcation In Chicago is called
"Whikkycide."
The man who had an elephant on his hands
has had them amputated.
Hoe for the seashore, as the youth said who did
garden work for his vacation money,
Bob IDgersoll, the sham Paine Of free thinkers
"Tak a man by his word and COW by her
horn, ,"-scotch proverb.
match sAfe-one put up where the small boy
can't get atit
Never cry over split milk. There is enough
water in 1t already,
Where was she when he spider and where
will she beetle he sees her again2
You cannot cultivate mans acquaintance by
continually narrowing his feelings.
To be short in his accounts ig Ia a cashier, q
crime; In reporter It is q virtue,
The Khedive says he doesn't care how Turkey
cuts up, All he wants Is his desert.
A fly Is said to have 16,eOO eyes. No wonder he
Is careless where he leaves his specs.
II you are troubled with Sleeplessness, imagine
you havo got to get up, and of you go,
when can you pay mei asked the polite dun
"Dun no." replied the truthful debtor.
The dentists fancy sign is plate 0ut-NeW orl
News On, stop your jaw that's tooth in,
Why are people who stutter not to be relied
upOnH Because they are always breaking thel
word,
Why does q "baby boy" always receive
hearty welcome In familyR Because 1t neVe
comes miss,
The man who expressed an opinion had TO pay
charges clear through before the company woult
take II.
What one Of the sex says A little old maiC
coniesses that the smallest woman looks hopeful
ly to Hymen,
An exchange has an article entitled ana!
Woman Woo2" or course she may, Why else
she called WOman2
police court ia a very accommodating placu
to transact business. II you haven't the none!
to pay cash, the Judge generally gives you time,
Next year they are going to have steamers thR
viii cross the Atlantic In six days. This is thre
days for sea sickness, two for recovery, and th
other one in watching for land.
"TWenty years ago." says colored philosopher
'niggen was Wuf thousand dollars apiece
Now dey would be deah at two dollars o dozen
IpS Stoniahin' how dc race am depreclatln'."
Two million hobby horses were made in tn
United States last year. This 10 an average Of tW,
and half to politician.
The man who was the coolest person at the BAT
tie Of Waterloo has Just died. He hid In tn
icehouSe Of the chateau during the contest
A person once sent note to the waEgiSh friend
requesting 1.-THE loan Of his moose paper, and re
oelved In return his friends marriage certificate
II have remained single from ohoice," Iai
MlaR NeVerwed. Indeed" exola lined FogG