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Richland beacon., 1881-01-04
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4 Ghicago 3roker's Happy Investment

Lewis II. O'Conor, Esq, whose office is
located at % Washington street. this CITY.
lately related the following in the hearing
of one Of oar reporters rs an evidence of
special GOOD fortune. have been suffer
inr, said Mr.. O'Conor, for number of
weeks with Il very severe pain in nv back.
believed to I've from the effects of a cold
contracted while on the lakes. / had
been prescribed for by several of our ply
siclanS and used various remedies. Three
days ago abandoned them al and bought
a bottle of st. Jacobs Oil. applied il at
night before retiring and to-day feel ike
Il new man. | experienced almost in
slant relief and now feel no pain whatever
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04

MARK TApLEY. or any other man whose am
bition is to be jolly under difficulties. would find
1t impossible if suffering with rheumatism. but
Coussens' Lightning Liniment will cure rheu-
matism, lame back, sprains, bruises, etc. Sam
all druggists.
LADY's FRIEND-The only reliable remedy for
distressing female complaints. Sent by post for
MALARIAL fevers can be prevented, also other
uiasmatic diseases, by occasionally using DR..
JdntororS L,rer Inrigorotor, the oldest general
Family Medicine, which is recommended as .
cure for all diseases caused by q disor!ered
liver. Eighty-page book sent free. Address
Or. Sanford. l62 Broadway. New York.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04
4 Rows Joke.

While man was dashing with all his
might and main down street to catch n
train, a gamin rushed to him and shout
ed: =,
Hey. mister, have yon got pm:
Il have, responded the man, coming
to sudden halt, and feeling under the
lapel Of his vest.
"Well, then" yelled the boy, as he
jumped out of the way, lyon had bet
ter fnstcn your ears together behind yonr
head, so as you won't mash any swingln'
signs with EN-.
The pedestrian passed on unheedfnl
of the advice given him.
"YoU in sultan thing as the young
woman said when tho Turk kissed her.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04
To Consumptivee ..

r oDEnS nnypL1t"sh s moss pslstsh. asnsns'es
WA 1.nS"n.d r.m:de, sIt.n' An H.,
I; for ces.amp:n sc.Sia. 4: d.. ."as r..
Debility "a tna ,: =. oil !. Combined Win y. WA hs,:
~ :s.s:. :; 's =. ~ I'm g.
sch n'usss esush, causes increase Of ns.h An
s. S::.. X II In: ss;'
.ssnosn os..s and says there, 10 eoTsas
ss :qs. .: ..3 g.:a. .s:
::ds q III ~. have been unat. do 90 Tue;
Wi h.. The! c.. TAI: this noIi:T per B..
~, hoi,i.. Tor i've Dollars Circulars sne " d."er,r
S,mstion 70 all sufferers sent on free 'ses'p' o.
e. Al sa,s address I'll orders 70 c,.-,.,
AsA a A. LODYR, ManufActuripg CnSn"S
" - - ssa ChSstn Mt o., khilAAsleh'e -
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04
Gave the Wrong Sign.

He was trying tc push himself through
the crowd at a fire, when he was halted
by policeman.
81 am member Of the interior press. "
"How do know you are member
of the press? Where are your creden-
tials?"
Credentials? Well, just smell nv
breath if You don't believe me-" and he
breathed in the face of the minion of the
law, who replied
"You can't come that on ME. You
are onl1 candidate. "-Galreston Ncws.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04
Food and Digestion.

Professor Hawkes. ~ 4 lecture before
the Woman 5 Physiological Institute Of
Chicago. gave some palpahle instances
ot widely different results attending the
disposition Of brain nutriment III differ
persons. John Sherman. for instance,
after asSimilatinC the truths of finance.
evolved tie scheme Of specie resumption.
while Gen. Weaver. with access to the
same sort Of brain food, evolved the idea
Of greenbacks, and plenty of them.
Similarly, one man became Republic
an. while another was known as Dem
ocrat. and still voted for Andrew Jackson.
Mental digestion WAS involuntary, and
dyspepsia and diarrhca were not I'M
familiar attendants of Indigestion Of both
soit;-mcntal and physical. The think
crs were affected with mental dyspepsia.
and those who do not think, but allowed
others to think for them. with mental
diarrhea. exhibiting itself wherever they
were afflicted with Il rush Of words. The
Professor enumerated as the chief cause
If indigestion the peculiarly American
stomachc vice of hurried eating. Good,
perfect digestion might he said 70 be al
most unknown to the average American.
What with rapid eating, lack OF sufficient
sleep, and want OF rest, nature had no
adequate provision for such extraordinary
expenditure of nervous force. Ordinarily
some men swallowed as much III ten
minutes as it would require threefourths
of an hour to eat, and the result WAS not
only that they ate too much, but the
food which they took into their stomachs
was ENTHUSIASTICALLY masticated, and
the stomach given u duty to perform
which properly belonged to the organs
or mastication. THESE unnatural drafts
on natures forces must. unless checked,
tell sooner or later on the general health.
The boiling of food was almost universal
III this country, and second to no other
cause i'll producing Indigestion. The
use of liquids during meal was all
wrong for the reason that it tended to q
diSuse of the organs of mastication,
while plenty of liquid before and after
meal was not only proper, but beneficial.
Nothing. however, should be taken
into the stomach that was either
hotter than the blood or colder
than the atmosphere. Unnecessary
dessert, eaten when the appetite was al
ready stated, was another evil, while a
still further cause of Indigestion lay in
the growing practice Of indulging in
hearty Is o'clock dinners. The Professor
admitted, however. that for certain
classes of business men, such as bankers,
board Of trade people. etc, MONDAY
dinner would practically amount to
suicide: Int for people who could cat a
hearty dinner in the middle Of the day,
and who were in the habit of retiring
early. an evening dinner was wholly
inadvisablc, for the reason that it al
lowed too little time for digestion.
Coffee drinking was duly deprecated as
both needless and injurious to health,
and reform in the directions indicated
was urged as the only remedy for the
great American evil--indigestion.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04
Flattpring a Monarch.

When the Emperor of Germany was
hunting in the Hartz mountains, he
fred sixteen shots at the deer, which
appeared in large numbers wherever he
went. In the evening the Chief For.
ester, who had conducted the hunt,
showed him twenty-three of them dead,
which he said the Emperor had shot.
"Are you quite certain about that ~
asked his Majesty. "Yes; positive. y
"Well," said the Emperor, laughing
"that's very curious, for fired only
sixteen shots"
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04
AIady'S Wish.

"Oh. how | do wish my skin was as
clear and soft as yours" said lady to
her friend. You can easy make it So"
answered the friend. "How?" inquired
the first lady BY using Hop Bitters,
that makes pure rich blood and bloom
inc health. 1t did it for me. as you OBJ
Read of it.-Cario Bulletin.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04
cleveland Penny Press.
see the COnuuering Hero. etc.

Anon. the most wonderful articles of
the period is St. Jacobs Oil. The Hon.
Leonard SWEET, of Chicago, pronounccs
1t the most thorough conqucrer OF pain
that he has ever known.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04

DIR. ANARCHISTS UTERINE cATHoLICoN will rosi.
Mvey cure Female Weakness, such Falling 81 the
lterrs Whites, Chronic Inflammation Ucerafion II
the Uterus, Incidental Hsmorrhsgs Flooding Painful
suppressed and Irregular Menstruaon, &c. An old an
reliable remedy Send postal card for pamphlet
treatment, cures and certificates from physicians and
patients, to HowARTHk BALLARD CrtcI New YorI
sold BY all DrueRists-Sl.30 per bstils.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04

The main cause Of nervousness i in
digestion, and that i, caused hy weak
n,~S Of the stomach. No one can have
sound nerves and good health without
using Hop Bittcrs to strengthen the
stomach and purify he blood, and keep
Jhc liver and kidney active. To carry Of
all poisonous end waste matter Of the
system. See other column.-.tdvancc.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04

THE New Zealandcrs are destroying
their forests III Il manner so reckless that
there is Il fear not only of a scarcity of
timber, but that the climate will soon be
chanrel for the MnrSe
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04

Happiness is the absence of pain or annoy
snce and wherever there is pain there is dis
ease. A pain in the lower portion of the body
indicates a disorder of some kind. II there is
any odor or color or deposit in the urine it
means disease, and requires attention at once.
We have heard many Of our friends speak OF
the remarkable power Of Warmers Safe Kidney
and Liver Cure and are convinced there is moth
ing so certain and valuable for all disorders of
the urinary system both male and female.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04

A NEW Baptist convert wished very
much TO he baptized by one minister
and to join the church of another. She
went to the first and asked if it could
be done. Yes he replied; II could
do it. Int don't take III washing"
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04

WHEN the season for making presents comes,
make some sufferer of your acquaintance pres
ent Of bottle of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup and
note the benefit it will do him and the thanks
you will receive.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04

TO consider this matter and to begin
urw and more reasonable and safe sys-
tem.-HggW .N.W lUfE.f.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04

IEGErINE is great panacea for our aged
fathers and mothers, for it gives them strength.
qu'c,s their nerves. and gives them Nature 5
sweet sleep.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04

PROFESSOR of class in Cutters Anal
ogy'-"NIr. T.. you may pass on to the
Future Life. Mr.. T.,-"Not pre-
pared"
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04
The vsl,aic Beli Co.. MARSHALL. Mich.

Will send their Elcctro-Voltaic I3cl,J to tho
afflicted upon 80 days trial. flee their ,lver-
tsement in this paper hea led. "On 80 Days
Triai "
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04

CIT Lyons Patent Heel stiheners applied 70
those new boots before Won run them over.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04
Read His Statement:

SFgISGvALF, Me-, Oct. IL, 1876.
Mn. H. r. STEVENS:
fr4- >'r-futr.u wears AGO Last fall was taken sick
with rI'"uti. fl was uh.hl, move untl the n. It
April. Ful, t!ri time ilnil three wears AZ, tins fall
suffered ef"Tg 'uuc with rheumatism. Sometimes Their
ii ts wc-es "a. time That crulI not -rp one sto d
tA"~' attacks w'rc gUfe often. | sus..r,d everything
fi't man cou.i. over three ,gp l.,,t String
cHum"ur j taking -,tiuc aud followed II M until I
nat taken s"v"u bottles; have had ih-umaii since
t't ;!Wr. tWav- ADVISE that l. troubled
win rheumatism g. Try VIZ. TINE aud sI;ier for Years
- have done. Tins statement .raiu;uls =, far a. Mr.
stevens l. cohceru.'. Yours, etc.
ALBERT CROOKER.
Firm Of A. Cgooaer Co., Druggists and Apo,hecare.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04
Vegetine
Will CURE: RHEUMATISM

MR. ALBERT CEOOKER. the weIl-lrown drur.is, and
aih' cary 81 -fA-ya!". Me- always sdyis-, every one
troubled wi;h rheumatism To trv NEGETlNE.
Richland beacon., 1881-01-04

In any event where clover is grown there
must always be the roots in the soil to
decay and this will prevent very rapid
deterioration Of fertility. So much al
ways depends on keeping the soil fertile
that commercial manures which on trial
prove profitable should always be used"
KEEP accounts and know precisely
what is done, and is doing, and how the
business of the farm is paying, in what
particular it is paying, and where it is
losing. Farming does pay. 1t is the
most profitable business in the world.
The loose and careless manner in which
1t is generally carried on would utterly
wreck any less profitable business. There
was once a man who made certain attach
ments for looms known as ''pickers,"
and prepared the raw hide from which
they were made himself But he thought
1t was more cleanly and better business
to buy the hides and merely cut them up
and make the pickers. So he bought the
hides from neighbor, and the first year
he was overwhelmed with debt and sold
OUT and his neighbor became rich by
curing hides. The unfortunate man made
money SO fast before that he never
troubled himself how it was made. and
only learned too late that one part of his
business wasprofitable and the other was
not; but then he had given over to his
the profits and kept the losses
for himself. 1t is much the same with
farming, for no one can tell where he is
losing or making money, without &C.
counts. Just now is q seasonable time
The Hawaiian gazette., 1881-02-09

CTranslation from the Grim TGrtary Monthly Progress
Sometimes it happens during the grand process
sion of the Equinoxes, that a man comes before
the world who is evidently the peculiar instgator
of highly developed ideas and the elevator of those
in low places, and the only true friend of those IN
high places. Such man recently arrived here by
camel express in the voluptuous and distinguished
form of Don Cesar Celso Moreno. Our inter
viewer was at once requested by the Don to inter
view him, and We also received series of editorial
articles from the Don for to publish during the
next six years. These articles will be found to be
illustrative of the achievements and great qualities
of the Don himself, and it is intended that all the
papers of the globe shall copy them. Our inter
viewer asked the Don to explain the meaning of
his name. The answer was of singular modesty ::
Caesar" Gays the D., means that am the friend
truly and devotedly) of Kings and Potentates
generally. Celso means that am the same Tx
celsior of whom in my youth poem was written
by North American Indian poet; and Moreno
means that when | am asked 10 hate some man. l
always say, No." The Don continued to remark
that he was the greatest man who had appeared
since the Middle Ages To the inquiry whether
that was the reason that he had been called a
dead beat" he said 'Ah | see that the hatred of
the californian missionaries has preceded
me. Those missionaries, anu also the missionaries
who deceiying the President of the United
States and keeping the hotels in Washington, are
all jealous of me because was such an intimate
friend of Cyrus w. Field and General Garfield
The Cham was pleased to receive the Don as soon
as be heard that such man had come, and being
a royaist of extreme intellectual perception he at
once said that the Don was the man for him in
fact that the Don being the confidential, the fear
fully confidential friend OF all the Kings, Empe-
rors, Soyereigns and Chiefs of the world. must be
the Premier of all Grim Tartary, and the DoH was
made accordingly. But now arose torrent of
abuse against the Great Confidential All the
money-making and land-grsbbing missionaries Of
Grim Tartary perceived that the rule of Don Celso
meant destruction of their property, and placing
in power men who were not going to conszis the
interests of accumulated earnings. There was such
a howl made by these people that the Don bad to
leave by Donkey Express under cover of night.
But it will yet be seen by those who read the news
papers what grand specimen of chicane we have
had among ms
The Hawaiian gazette., 1881-02-09


SoArE change is required in our burial laws. At
the present time each death has to be reported to
the health officer and no body can be buried with
out certificate from him, but there is no certif-
cate required of the cause of death. So far 50
good; by this means we are able to get at the
statistics of the health of the city and to judge of
and compare the rate of mortality with that Of
previous years of other cities of the world. 1t
seems however to Us a very remarkable thing that
in an official report Of the causss of death in this
city there should be put down cases, or IT.5 per
cent. of the total, as unknown. In the United
States, in Groat Britain, in France, in Germany
and in fact II every well governed country
wherever there is doubtabout the cause Of death,
coroner's inquest, or some legal proceeding which
answers 20 il is held. 1t is not necessary that a
coroner's inquest should be held upon every case
that dies unattended in this town, but medical
Ofkcer ought to be appointed by the authorities
who would view the body and give certificates of
tho cause Of death in eUeSy case and who where he
sag the necessity could report to the authorities
AMI have an inquest held Such an appointment
would be very useful both as a safeguard against
secret crime and also a complete preventative Of
the smuggling away Of cases of any infectious dis
order which might be n our midst. Who can say
that out OF the seven cases, tie cause Of whose
death was unknown, there was not ono on more
that had died Of srnall-poxa Had all the bodies
The Hawaiian gazette., 1881-02-09

The discovery Of a number of cases of small -pox
in and around Kukui Place has startled every per-
son in the community. Still more startling was it
to find that cases of the disease had been going on
IN our midst, and that they had been studiously
hidden away from the authorities The authori-
ties have taken the matter in hand vigorously.
There has been house 10 house visitation in the
various districts of the town, and all people who
are suspected of disease are taken charge of. A
great strain is now bearing upon our executive.
and whatever we may be disposed to think of its
former action this is not the time to begin crit-
cising it The smallpox, while it is raging, should
certainly not be used political lever. When it
is over and the disease stamped out, then will be
time enough TO attack Ministers and other officials,
10 award praise or to withhold il. But at the
present moment there is no time for looking round
and weighing motives what is required is action,
prompt decisive action, and we certainly cannot
expect minister to act decisvely if his hands are
fettered by petty intrigues. Let tf all polit-
cal shades of thought unite at this moment and
act not for themselves their partizan views,
but for the public welfare.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1881-02-09
Circuit Court, Fourth Judicial Circuit Of
the Hawaiian Islands.
FEsHuAH1 TERN, A. D. 1881, Held AT NAwn1w1rl,
ISLAND or KAUAI.


ISLAND OF KAUAI.
Criminal Gases, Hawaiian Jury, Sd February
W. o. Smith, Deputy Attorney General for the
Crown.
King rs. Kaai-Gross Cheat. Plea Of guilty.
sentenced to two years imprisonment to date from
expiration of present term of imprisonment for
larceny.
King rs. Liplasu-Carrying dangerous weapons.
Appealed from lower Court continued to noxt
term. Kauai for defendant.
King rs. Ilecie-Larceny. Record showed plea
of guilty in the lower Court; prisoner allowed to
change his plea to not guilty verdict guilty. W.
c. Jones for defendant. Sentenced to months
Imprisonment and $25 fine. Motion filed in arrest
of Judgment because the prisoner was tried in the
lower Court and the case appealed, whereas such
Court only had jurisdiction TO examine and COM
init for trial. Motion refused.
King rs. Kdmekee-House-br breaking. kealahula
assigned to defend the prisoner. Verdict, guilty.
Sentenced to Is months Imprisonment.
King rs. AoRo-Iarceny of poultry. Appeal not
perfected.
Criminal Gases, Foreign Jury 4th February.
King rs E. LiSdemdHh-Assault on an officer.
Plea not guilty, verdict not guilty. s. B. Dole and
W. C. Jones for defendout.
King rs. AsiHG-Assault with dangerous weapon.
Plea not guilty, verdict guilty. W. C. Jones for
defendant.
King rs Akiaa-Possession of opium Appeal
from lower Court Verdict not guilty. S. b. Dole
for the defendant
King Is. Al SaHt-Selling liquors without Ii
cense Appeal from lower Court. Verdict not
guilty. W. c. Jones for thsdefendant.
King ts. Alama-Sabbath breaking. Plea not
guilty verdict guilty. s. B. Dole for the defendant.
Several divorce cases were disposed of on Satur-
day, the 9th.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1881-02-09

We publish below an authentic list, handed us
by the police authorities, of the smallpox cases
hitherto discovered. As rule the cases are very
light and in view Of the strenuous efforts the Gov
eminent are making we may hope that they will
be able to stamp the disease out Precautions have
been taken to prevent the spread of the disease
over this Island by stationing guard of police at
each Of the following places Four men at the
Pail, four at Adams gate, near Koko Head, and
four at the hill by Maunalua. A large number of
the cases have been removed tn the pest house on
ths reef, but under special circumstances the pa
tients have been left in their own houses, guard
put over them and strict quarantine kept. We
feel sure that everything is being thoroughly well
carried out and that there is no cause for any
panic As far as is at present known, the infected
district stretches from Kalihi Valley to Waikiki.
DR.. Hutchinson is in full charge of the patients,
and devotes his whole time to their supervision.
He also receives the assistance of other medical
practitioners:
Feb. 5ih :-Dooo, k, Kepohoni; Kealoha, W.,
Knurnakapiii; kamala, k. Hnnokaupu; kaeo, k.
nj Queen Em1na's yard; Wahineiih. W, Kihhale I;
Samuel Kalalau, k, and Piimoku, k, both at ka-
opuaua; Gibbs lwhitemanl, Queens Hospital !;
AkowaDa, k, kini, W, Kakeo W, and hepola, W.
Kaopuaua; Ieke, k, kikihale; Athena, k, kulao-
kahua; NahuinA, kikihale; Reawe, ". tdead),
Kaopuaua-
Feb. th:-Pua, k. at Queen Emma's yard /;
Eliza CrowinRbure. Kikihale Keawe, k, Maikai
k, Ioba, x. and kalanimea, w, Kaopuaua.
Feb. 9TH s-Paapaina, ". and Hookano k, Homo
kaupu; Kapoho. W, Hnmohamo Waikiki; Nakaa,
W., Kepohoni, Smith Street; Kaliko, W., on Nuu-
anu Street. was not removed as she was pregnant
and mas since given birth 10 child, mother and
child doing well 80 far; George Lucas jr., hukui
Lane; one native =0man In James kamais house
in Nuuanu Valley; Namakalele, W, gave birth to
a child in Kalihi, cannot be removed at present ;
Arnoe fgirlb another case in Kalihi-
Feb. Sth u. Dejean (whiteman), on Fort Street;
Kane, k. on Berstania Street; Mohomoho, W, at
the Half Way House, Nuuanu; Eliza Lucas, white
girl, kukui Street Hattie Akau, W, child, Bere-
tania Street; and Piimoku, W., Pualoalo, Nuuanu.
Thirty-seven cases in all; only one death up to
present writing.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1881-02-09

OEE means Of Strengthening the hands of the
Minister of Interior at the present moment lies in
the power Of every individual of the community,
this is by not giving way to panic fear. 1t is true
that we have terrible disease in our midst but
every thing is being done that be done to curb
the destroyer. Reports of an exaggerated and
alarming character are going round gathering in
size like a SNOWFALL rolling down hii as they fly
from mouth to mouth. When investigated these
reports viii frequently be found to be either mere
fabrications or else grossly exaggerated state
ments of simple facts At time like this we
have not only no sympathy but we have & very
wholesome contempt for double loaded headings
of Yellow Plague and Yellow Flag" which our
contemporary treats its readers to. We might
very pertinently ask what good is expected to be
gained Il is not the people who scream and
shout that are of assistance during shipwreck,
but it is those who keep their heads clear, and
who steadily put their hands to what ever work it
is necessary for them to do Fear frequently is
the direc. cause of bringing about that calamity
which it would avoid. We are acquainted with
the case of lady travelling in Central Asia, who,
when she found it impossible 10 get her child
vaccinated, passed through district in which
smallpox was raging and where at night she and
her party slept in places where smallpox patients
actually were, and both mother and child passed
through unharmed; and the only thing in our
opinion that saved them was that she was a
woman CT great courage and never allowed herself
10 be afraid. Therefore we would say TO onr towns
people take every precaution necessary, expose
yourselves to no unnecessary risks but above all
things do moi Be AFRAID.