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The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1881-05-07

Read what Mr. William c. Digges, merchant
of Bowling Green, Va, writes under date OF
April 4, 1881. He says: GO l firmly believe that
ALIENS LUNG BALsAM will and has cured con-
sumption if taken in time and proper care be
taken of the patient both in suitable food and
clothing. Six years ago my mother was at
tackled with pneumonia. The attending physi-
clan some time after told me that the dis
ease had settled ON her Lungs, and that she
had the consumption. Not believing that a
permanent cure could be effected, but thinking
[ might be able to get an eXpectorant not con-
tanning opium, which would afford some relief,
| inquired of a druggist at Richmond, Va, il
he had any medicine not containing opium
that was good expectorant. He them recon-
mended Aliens Lung Balsam, which l pur-
chased and induced my mother to try. Before
she had taken the first bottle the improvement
in her condition was so marked that purchased
three more bottles. The attending physician,
seeing the beneficial effects, recommended its
continued use, and in about twelve months her
lungs were pronounced cured. Upon my
recommendation many others who had the
consumption have been cured. | think you
can claim for your medicine the following:
EXpectoration without irritation, and healing
Of the lungs by keeping them free from foreign
substances, thus arresting and curing this dread
disease" Mr.. Digges says he writes because he
wants it known that Aliens Lung Balsam il
doing good.
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1881-05-07

The great superiority of DIR. Bulls Cough
Syrup to all other cough remedies is attested
by the immense popular demand for that old
fashioned remedy. Price twenty-five cents q
bottle.
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1881-05-07
HOW TO SECURE HEALTH,

1t Is strange any will suffer frcm arrangements
brouGh: on by impure blood, when SC0VILL'S SARSA-
PARll.LA AND STILLINGTA.o or BLOOD AND LIVER
~ Rt will restore health to the physical organization
It's strengthening syrup pleasant TO take and the BEST
BLOOD PURIFIER ever discovered, curing Scrofua,
Syphitlc disorders Weakness of the Kidneys Eryspeas
Malaria Nervous disorders, Debility Bilious complaints
and Diseases Of the Blood, Liver Kidneys Stomach
Skin, etc.
Tanners German Ointment cures Burns.
Cuts Wounds Sores sprains. Chihlains etc, soothes
Inflammation, and relieves pain in the side chest
shoulders. etc
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1881-05-07
Ely CREAM BALM Co., Owego, n. Y.

HAVE You READ IT? H. R. Stevens Book
on Ensilage, the preserving of green forage
crops in silos, giving his own experience and
the practical experience of % practical farmers:
12o pages, elegantly bound in cloth price, 81
cents sent by mail, go cents. Address II. r.
STEVENS, Boston, Mass
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1881-05-07

Mt Pleasant Academy 'Sing Sing, n Y:
February Is, 1881. James A. Hart, Druggist,
Dear Sir-During the very severe cold weather
was suffering with CataTh My head and
throat ached so severely that was obliged TIC
give up everything and keep quiet had tried
number of remedies, but none of them did
me the slightest good. ELY's CREAM BALM was
suggested to me. l bought a package at your
store. Within an hours time from the first
application l felt relieved and the pain began
to subside. 1 continued to use it, and in tive
days was entirely cured. This testimonial has
not been solicited. 1 take pleasure in recon-
mending anything that will relieve those suffer
ing with Catarrh Very respectfully, W. A.
Downs" Price, so cents. On receipt of So
cents will mail a package.
Our D. ~ ~
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II over fhlrfV-f0l1r years
pR- TORI ASS VENETIAN TTAvTlrI7Nrr-

has been warranted to cure Group. Cole Sraems
Darrhea and Dysentery. taken internally aud Sore
1nfoat. Pans IA the Limbs Chronic rheumatism.
Old Sores, Pimples. Botches aud sswellings extert
n la and not bottle has been returned fam
lies stating they would not be without il even il IL
was $40 bottle. Sold by druggists at 2j and 30
cents Depot. AZ Murray Street. New York
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1881-05-07

PURE COP LIVER OIL made from selected
liyers, on the seashore, by Caswell Hazard &
Co.. New York. 1t is absolutely pure and
sweet. Patients who have once taken it pre-
Ter ii to all others. Physicians have decided it
superior to any of the other oils in market
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1881-05-07

The velocity of the electric waves
through the Atlantic cables is from 1000
to 5000 miles per second.
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1881-05-07

1t is alleged that the oysters found
off the Texas coast are the largest and
the best in the world.
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1881-05-07

Mt. Morris, n. V, is Responsible
For the following valuable statement from Mrs
NJ. G. Arnold: Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver
Cure has done me worlds of good for catarrh Of
the bladder and female weakness.
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1881-05-07

Ho, YE BALDHEADs!-There is just one way,
and no more, by which you may be cured-use
CAROLINE, deodorized extract of petroleum.
It will positively produce new hair; there is no
substitute for this marvellous hair renewer
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24
1fla,litowof pilot.
NOVEMBER q, 1881.
Gems of Thought.
From the Koran.l

From the Koran.
A libation is better than a potatlon;
wine is often better split than drank.
A lie is desperate cowardice; it is to
fear man and brave God.
Lovers are apt to hear through their
eyes; but the safest way is to see through
their ears.
All young animals are merry, and all
old ones grave. An old women is the
only ncient..animal that ever is frisky.
1t is better to do the idlest thing in
the world than to sit idle for half an
hour
Drink never changes, but shows our
natures.
In the whole Hebrew dictionary there
is no word to express nature and phlioso-
ply.
What dread of death must some peo-
pie have who would rather be dying than
dead.
Man must be initiated in the mysteries
of iniquity in order the more safely to
pursue the paths of virtue.
Better to have ones feet dirty than
his hands.
The more person wants the less will
do him good.
A kindness can never be Cancelled, not
even by repaying it.
Algebra is the metaphysics of arith-
metic.
Desire is in youth a passion-in age
vice.
To have respect for ourselves guides
our morals; to have Difference for 9TH
ers governs our manners.
An epicure desires but one dish; the
glutton would have two.
After man came woman, and she has
been after him ever since.
OLD proverb: " The darky's hour is
Just before the dawn, remarked Sambo,
when he started out before daybreak to
steal young chicken for breakfast.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

PAPER.-It is estimated that nearly p
900, 900, 600 pounds of paper is produced
annually, nehaif of which is used for
printing, sixth for writing, and the re-
maiDder is coarse paper for packing and
other purposes. The United States alone
produces yeally 100000 tons of paper.
averaging seventeen pounds per head for
its population. The Englishman comes
next, with about twelve pounds per head /;
the educated German takes eight; the
Frenchman seven pounds; while the Ital-
ian, Spaniard and Russian take respec
lively three pounds, one and one half
pounds, and one pound annually. The
consumption Of paper being roughly in
proportion to the educrtion and iE.ellec
tual and political activity of the people.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24
WHITE ELEPHANTS.

A sure way to gain the favor OF either
the King of Burma or the King OF Siam
is to present him with white elephant.
Hence, whenever there are reports OF
such an animal having been discovered
anywhere, there are always prospecting
parties who set out from both Burma and
Siam to determine whether it is really
what it is represented to be. 1t is,there-
fore. somewhat surprising to find that
the agents of menagerie have managed
to step in before the vigllant Oriental
eIephant-seekers and carry off what is
asserted to be the first white elephant
ever landed in Europe. Scientific OBJ
servers viii no doubt inspect the new
arrival and determine his right to the
description given to him. Pending their
verdict, it may be worth while, perhaps,
70 consider the Burmese test points OF
an albino elephant.
White crows, rats, mice and hares are
common and easily distinguished; but 1t
is different with white elephant. He
is not to be considered as snow white;
very far from it. All the white elephants
now existing in Siam and Burma are OF a
| light mouse color, somewhat of the same
tint as the pale freckles to be found on
the trunk of ordinary elephants. This
| light gray is uniform all over, the spots
on the trunk being white. The depth OF
the color, however, varies greatly, and
there are often blelnishes in the shape OF
| darker patches which would seem to ruin
an otherwise eligible candidates claim
It has been, therefore, found necessary
TO determine some infalible test points,
which will demonstrate the right of the
animal to his title. The Burmese skilled
men fix upon two of these tests as super
Tor to all others. One is that the ele-
phant shall have five toes instead of four.
This is a good way of making certain;
but occasionally there are Individually
black elephants which have the sacred
number of toes. These are white ele-
plants debased by sin, laboring under
the evil Kharma of previous existence,
and, therefore, ineligible for the honors
accorded to the real animal. The other
test is considered perfectly decisive, no
matter what the precise tint Of the skin
may be. 1t is this: if you pour water
upon ''white' elephant he turns red,
while black elephant only becomes
blacker than ever. This is the final test
always resorted to in Mandalay. 1t may
be hoped that the animal recently land
ed will pass these two tests triumphantly.
| If he does Theebau will tremble for his
| throne, and will take no more pleasure
III the monopolies he has been instituting
so lavishly of late.
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Nh. MICHAEL MCCAIN, well-known

Nh. MICHAEL MCCAIN, a well-known
aud popular manufacturer, of Syracuse,
n. Y. writes: 81 felt generally debil-
itated aud my health failing me. long
ed and prayed for an iron constitution,
that [ might be rid Of the many annoy
ances of i'll health. But dyspepsia and
urinary troubles, attended by nervous
prostration, had COTTON hold of me, and 1
felt my time had come. Nothing seemed
to give me any permanent relief. Fin
ally 1 happened to see an advertisement
of Browns Iron Bitters. Bless me,
says I, that's just the medicine for ne
precisely Aud so it was By the pow
ers of old Ireland, if has cured me of all
my troubles and given me a constitution
of iron"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

HUMBgdaED AGAIN. saw SO much
said about the merits of Hop Bitters, and
my wife, who was always doctoring and
never well, leased ne SO urgently to get
her some concluded to be humbugged
again; and I am glad / did, for in less
than two months use OF the Bitters my
wife was cured, and she has remained so
for eighteen months since. l like such
b, :, -'eeiDg, III. T., st. Paul. "a
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24
Candy Love.

An uptown young man came down
town few nights ago to call on lady
in Wurts street. Being rather flush
and of liberal state of mind, he went
into store to buy his intended pound
Of candy. Unfortunately there was
another customer in the store, and he
was purchasing pound of chewing to-
bacco. By some i'll fated means the
lover got hold Of the wrong package
and went to see his girl with a thrilling
and Joyous heart. After the old folks
were disposed Of and the young man
with his best girl looked each other in
the eye and then at the lamp, something
or another put the light out. They
were both on the sofa, and he placed
his package on the girls lap.
q CHI" she said, "what is this?"
"That's new kind of candy [ just
bought for you on nay way down"
The grateful young lady opened the
package, and taking some Of the tobacco
in her fingers, said
Why, what makes it so soft 2
"The warm weather, | guess, love" y
He couldn't say anything more, for
the next instant he was blinded by to-
baoco and spit and deafened by terrible
scream of " fobaccol Q amt you hor-
rid"
The poor boy was bewildered, and
insult was added to injury, when the
young ladys parents came into the
room at the scream of the daughter,
having imagined that when she screamed
g TOBIAS C-ain't you horrid," he had
been kissing her and the tobacco on his
moustacbe or something of that sort had
displeased her.
!, :. What DO you mean7 yelled the in
furated father. Put him out
screamed the mother, 'o never liau :,
liked the worthless good for ne"su''
eyes, pa, put him out; he came here
with package of chewing tobacco on
purpose to play me trick. He never
bought me anything before, and | was
really surprised that he had opened his
heart" Three doors, six steps on the
stairway at time, and down the side
walk leading from the young lady's
house scooted that young man. He
has not been to see that girl since, and
swears he viii never will, not even
at her funeral. "-Ktngstoa Freeman.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

Catarrhal PoIsoN.-Catarrh poisons
the mucous membrane, poisons the blood
and vital fluids, poisons the lungs, liver
and kidneys. From simple cold to the
rotting, sloughing and death of the
senses of smell, taste and hearing, San
ford's Radical Cure for Catarrh is su-
preme. Complete treatment 81. tt.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24
THERE are a03 women in Boston who
pay taxes on 81, Oe0, 900 worth of property
4 caRn

To all who are suffering from the err
rors and indiscretions of youth, nervous
weakness, early decay, loss of manhood,
&C., will send recipe that viii cure
you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great
remedy was discovered by missionary
in South America. Send elf-addressed
envelope to the Rev JOSEPH I. INs1AE,
Station d, Nete York City.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24
A SCHOLAR in one of Binghampton' S

A SCHOLAR in one of Binghampton' S
public schools who had "been over
the map of ASIA was reviewed by his
teacher, with the following result:
Teaeher-"What is geography ?"
Scholar-"A big book"
Teacher-"What is the cath composed
of"
Scholarly
Teacher-aNo land and water"
Scholar-'Well, that makes mud
don't it?"
Teacher-"What is the shape of the
earth?'
Scholar-''Flat'
Teacher You know better. If I
should dig a hole through the earth,
where would | come QUIZ
Scholar-''Out of the hole. Bur
hagtoa Hahkeye.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24
IMPRoYEAIENT.-M

VISIBLE IMPROvEMENT.-Mr. Noah
Bates, Elmira, n. Y, writes: "About
four years ago had an attack of bilious
fever, and never fully recovered. My
digestive organs were weakened, and I
would be completely PROSTATE for days.
After using two bottles of your Burdock
Blood Bitters the improvement was SO
visible that was astonished. [ can now
though 81 years of age, do a fair and
reasonable days work" Price S1.00,
trial size 10 cents. Sold by Robinson &
Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24
BALTIMORE people have 0reat ~

BALTIMORE people have 1i0ae R aaaJ
ence of mind. When man fell H..
the other day, it was proposed to call a
coroner. Said a man, Hold ON Call
two. This is very melancholy occnr-
renee, bnt we may as well make the best
of it, and enjoy seeing the race between
the coroners, and their fight over the
body And they did.-Bostoa Post.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

FRIGHTFUL MIsERY.-Mr. VIM. Pom
eroy, Bangor, Me-, writes: 81 have for
long time suffered from continual con-
stipation, making my life misery, and
causing headache and frightful cramps.
Mr.. Thomson (who has lately been Wis
iting in Buffalo, induced me to try the
Spring Blossom. 1t has perfectly cured
me-" Price 30 cents, trial bottles 10 cts.
Sold by Robinson & Hinrichs
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

4 LIGHTNING rod peddier was struck
by lightning in Indiana, while seated on
his wagon, during a thunder storm. talk
ing through the window of farmers res
idence trying TO induce the farmer to let
him rod his barn. 1t was the largest
funeral ever seen in Indiana. People
went miles to see the deceased. They
couldn't believe it until they saw it With
their own eyes.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

THE first American flag used by citi-
zens of California is still in existence.
The people made it themselves, and had
to buy a seaman's shirt in order to get
the blue.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

HUNDREDS of men, women and child
rem rescued from beds of pain, sickness
and almost death and made strong and
hearty by Parker's Ginger Tonic are the
best evidences in the world of its sterling
worth. You can find these in every COM
munity. Post See advertisement. E24
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

THE recent advance in lead has caused
a resumption OF work on many properties
III Utah which were abandoned some
time since in consequence of the low
grade of the ores.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

PEANUT Irritation: Breaking the
shell gently am mashed on you.
Crushing its savagely-Why will you
break my heart? Slipping the shell into
the pocket-We must be secret. Throw
ing it away-You are fred out Swal-
lowing the peanut whole am yours
alone. Eating mincingly-Go slow. Tos-
sing it up and catching it dexterously in
the mouth-Some other evening.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24
PILES.

Piles are frequently preceded by sense of
weight in the back, ioins and lower part of the
abdomen, causing the patient to suppose he has
some affection of the kidneys or neighboring
organs. At times symptoms of indigestion are
present as fiatulency, uneasineSs of the ston-
ach, etc. moisture like perspiration, produc-
ing very disagreeable itching. particularly at
night after getting warm in bed. is a very COM
mon attendant. Internal, External and Itching
Piles yield at once on the application of DR.. Bo-
sanko's Pile Remedy. which acts directly upon
the parts affected, absorbing the Tumors, allay-
ing the intense Itching, and affecting perma-
dent cure where all other remedies have failed
DO not delay until the drain on the system pro-
duces permanent disability, but try and be cur
ed. Price, 80 cents. Ask your druggist for it,
and when you can not obtain it of him, we will
send it. prepaid, on receipt of price. Address
The DIR. Bosanko Medicine Co., Piqua, Ohio.
Sold by F. G. Buerstatte. tt
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

The largest and finest turquoise In the
world is in the crown of the Russian
Gear. It was found in the mines of New
Mexico nearly two centuries ago.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24
cUTlCURA.

The Cuticura treatment, for the cure of Skin,
Scalp and Blood Diseases. consists in the internal
use 81 Cuticura ResolYent, the new Blood Purifier
and the external of Cuticura and Cuticura
Soap. the Great Skin Cures. Price of Cutcura.
small boxes, soc; large boxes, 81. Cuticura Re
solvent 81 per bottle Cuticura So2p pc; Cuti-
cura Shaving Soap, l5e.
Depot WEEKS & POTTER. Boston, Mass.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

II flies on the wings of the morning,
good news as well as bad, always. We
mean the fame of CDR. Sykes Sure Cure
for Catarrh." MA
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

ALL forms of impaired vitality, mental
exhaustion, weakened digestion, etc. ETC.,
radically removed by using Browns Iron
Bitters.
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(lticura
Scrofu!ous. Itching and Scaly
Humors of The Skin, Scalp
and Blood Cured.
MIRACULOUS CURE.

will now state that / made a miraculous cure
of one of the worst cases of Skin diseases known.
The patient Is maa forty years old; had suffer
ed fifteen years. Ills eyes, scalp and nearly his
whole body presented 1righttul appearance. Had
had the attention OF twelve different physicians.
who prescribed the best remedies known to the
profession, such as iodide potassium, arsenic
corrosive sublimate. sarsaparilia. etc had paid
$500 for medical treatment with but little relief.
| prevailed upon him 10 Hse the Cuticura kesoi-
vent internally, and the Cuticura and Cntlcura
Soap externally. He di0 Sc, and was completely
cured The skin on his head, face, and many
other parts Of mis- body, which presented most
loathsolne appearance, is now ar soft and smooth
infants. with no scar or trace OF the disease
left behind. He has now been cured twelve
months Reported BY
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CONNECTIONS.

Al GREEN BAY with Chicago & Northwestern
and Wisconsin Central Railways tor Milwaukee
aud Chicago, AID for al points North, East and
South.
AT NEW LONDON with the Milwaukee. Lake
Shore x Western Railway for Shawano APP
pleton, Oshkosh Nanitowoc, Sheboygan and
Milwaukee.
eonsin Central r. +. fora shland, Stevens Point,
Portage and Madison.
Al MERRILLA& with Chicago, 81. Paul & Mime
apolis and Omaha Hallway for Back River Falls.
Eau Claire. 81. pGRl and Minneapolis
A. WINoNA With Chicago, Milwaukee & ST. Paul
Railway, for ST. PAIL and Minneapolis, with
Winona 4 ST.. Peter kailread, &C. & \ W. for
Rochester, Marshall. Sioux City, Yankton, and
points West.
At La CROSSE with Southern Minnesota R'y
and with Chicago. Clinton Dubuque and Mime
sofa Divisions G. NJ. & ST. Paul L Il.
TIMOTHY CASE,
Receiver and Gen Manager.
NJ. T. CASE, Gen'l Pass. Agt., Green hay. Wis
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ECZEMA.

Sixteen TIonths since an eruption broKe ont on
my leg and both feet, which turned out TO be Ee
zema, and caused me great pain and annoyance
tried Ya.Ious remedies with no go I'd results, un
I'll used the Cuticura ResoiYent internally and
CuficuTa and cuticnra Soap externally, which en-
tirely cured me 30 that my skin is as smooth and
natEral as ever.
LIZ N EpAIEY q SonIh ST Raltinorp
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

Trains run on Chicago time which is - min
uIes faster than Wiuona tiae,} daily, sundays ex-
oopted. For time OF night freight and accommo-
dation trains, see local tine table.
DISTANCES.
From Green Ray 10 New London, 50 miles
Grand Rapids - miles; Mcrrii Ian Junction AS
miles Arcadia, 1872 miles; NiH0na. "a miles !:
Lacrosse. ~ miles; ST. Paul 81 miles; Mime
apolis, % miles.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-11-24

DIR. MOTIFS LIVER PILLS are the best O..
tha-jc Regulators.
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REMIT By Money Order. Express Prepaid.
Bank Draft. or RegiADrred Letter.. Money
a. represented fB-Come 70 Warrington
New jersey. ana sec Factory = acres o.
space within walls of building) ana select il
psr-oB- Elegant carriage for visitors NEE =