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San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28
Els Relief and Care rs Certain NJ
Ebay follows Duy.

Stree the reduction Of DIR. Shermsn's terms
thousands nre crowdaing upon him Tor tresttusn,
gladly throwing away their gripping, irksons. do.
apiriting. and life punishiny iu,ses His trean .ht
for this affection makes the pa,pnt eomf,rabIs
mud .afe H. the performance oi o cry kind Of sNr.
else or labor. II is q grand thing, aud thorc Who
are rupured and do not pr"vide Themselves with /,
must endure the dan gers 1T that precarious LfieoA
aud the use " tu,sas all through lie. Thousands
i those Gured give the mos, ilaiering ,es,imoliai
# gratitude 10 DR.. SHEEuSS, He Is the author and
invcLt0r OF his popular system. he impirts his 10
cret To II" one It !. applicable 10 all classes and
cases ami nrder his reduced iatc, within the reach
Il slnO>t every one.
Patient. can receive treatment and leave isr
home sam" dar. Dr. SiERMA\'- Rook on kup.
tnr g,rs otviucrg prao!s from professional gen.
lerlnn a.i g." her. OF his sut cc-' full rcaim ut. 1t
, iliuurn ed With i.hntograph pictures os had ca~'
baf"rc ar.' i sent to those vho sed 10 cents
Pr ucipa Ice 2jl broadway. N. Y. Branch fa
~ MIX ,trr"i, Boston, DAYS In New York Mon
lay, Tuesday, Saturday. In Boston "Wednesday
hLrsda. au' Fri ry
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28
The RaIned Castle

"a.
f'f I'VE ffsS Irss'l
Sileni and gloo.ay old castle wall
Glad DER with ivy IKE green pail,
slowly crumbling day by day,
Majestic even IN decay, -
think OF time long gone by
- The glorious days OF chiyalry-
When Norman knight and lady fair
Listened TO the minstrel there,
Who sang Of love and battle tale,
of haunted hall aud fairy vale.
Or how some bold crusader knight
Returned victorious from the fight,
Where C9ur do Lions red cross band
Fought pagan fierce In Holy Land,
The Baron In his banquet hall
a power WAS be and lord OF all
The vassail bowl at Christmas time
Wen, round the board mid song and rhyme,
And Besutys eye still brighter hhone
Al tales OF war afar OIL won.
Dcn'au afhor a,'u eross DOVE
Inng on ths wall WITH Furnished sbield
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28

\ farmers daughter in the interior
vas told by a fortune teller that she
would marry rich stranger. and now
every time she sses cloud Of dust ur
the rg7d she takes oct her crimrs aud
put on \ winning. sweet leok.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28
Various Items.

One huadred aud sixty il the pulse
beat Of death, AZ one time tho presi.
dents pulse reached l5G. within iour
beats OF the death rate. Awfully close
that.
Four months ago there was not sin.
gle house at Abilene, 10 Taylor county
ind now II has population OF 900.
The average price Of q passenger car
ia about $1,000, Pullman cars average
from 5000 to $4,000, a locomotive
costs sll, 900 to $4,000 while an ordln
airy freight or box chr costs about
1925.
The FIRST 9th portion OF milk from
the COW contains about one twentieth
part OF cream; the second 9th, QUE.
twelfth a:d the last fifth, one sixth.
How important thea to get the last and
richest drop, c,ea II it were not true
that cows arc quickly dried up by a
slJvenly practice Of leaving sm,l
portion in tho udior. Cows still con
tinuc to give flow Of milk at much
longer period when MIXED dry. Farm
crs, il will be ~cn, receive q double
benefit from such course. First
there is more cream 10 the milk; apd
second, the flow will continue longer,
two rcqnisites-in all dairy countries.
II is now announced that Gen. Grant
will becoIe an editor. Tho Generals
determined to keep right along I'm III he
reaches the highest point Of honor at.
tainable by mortal man, But to succeed
he must write more an talk less. O..
Some of the pipers, says the Calves
ton News, express surprise at the great
number Of Texas veterans, uiule AMI ie-
male, who report under the now pension
law The News remarks that there is
nothing like pension laws and reunions
of veterans to recrait old armies. The
number Of Texas veterans who will
come to tho front for pensions will sur
prise all except the credulous.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28

~ - Outli sent to those who wish 10 ensss 80
10 = the most ,.leasant and prof able ,uI, =.
u Unknown. Everything rev. Capital hm ga,
IA Equired. We will furnish you everilnI,.
wv si0 day aud upwards { easily maze ~
oHt staying away ir..m bone over nsu ~,
-tSk whitevrr. Hany new workers wanted ~,
Hany are making fortunes AT The business ~.
mskr A. much 40 men, ard youig bows sha IN
make great par. No oue who IL wiiiing 10
TAIL. TO make more money every day inan Tsa.,
made " = week at any ordinary employment, .,,,,s
who engage at oue. will fnd shor' ROAD 70 wv
Address II. HALLrrr Co, Portland, ss'ne'
Dee2.iy
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28

Fat green corn as If you were playing
on flute Texas Sitting. And along
in the dim and silent watches Of the
night your ncighburs will think you are
playing on = steam clarincttc, with bag
nine nttncLments.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28

sss.y ~ sur.s!v-s = asking = oin f q.
r I'D r.aosa c,sut- d eaerre- -. -,
lEE szFs Keeping AVERY irrl - -
lbs 49, si-st. tsse acrAut1--- p, -
risrc.s ssr rzsb ~ rsonsF fhsi a. 's,-sFs
> beUosst ~ezi-hy. vAiir Th0ss sEs e p. = rsiF
80 tla-lc-s rsr-s,a u psvsriJ = = - >
fksir go he.Usss=. NJ busif~ss - = .. g.
49,. itu tis--ss r-a'fs-. --r--- 90
r-at -H. rH-r - O.
a." f.ea-.r f.'--H -r- 20 ~
a. EZRA.
s.-- -H. s-
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28
THE BEST Remedy
Diseases Of the Throat and Lungs.

In diseases Of the pull
nonary organs u safe
and reliable remedy is
invaluable. AYERS
CHERRY PICTORIAL is
such a remedy, and no
othrrsocniinently mcr-
its the confidence Of
the public. II is a sci.
entilic combination Of
the medicinal princi-
lilrs and curative vir-
tues Of the finest drugs.
chemically united, Of
silch power as 10 insure
the grrafeSt possible
efficiency and uniform.
ity OF results. Ii strikes
NJ the foundation of all
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$500

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case Of Private or Chron'c disease j. uU.i1r-
;ak,s ADD fails 10 sirc. Send two stamps for
",iUtn. To HHLrHr MsEEIA.E GrIpE for
the million. either s,N. ~ cts. BEJIAn'E
FEMALE PIIls. - box. \ gIici home f'r
Ladies during confinement Rubber Cooes
aud circular cf important Information sent
by express only. Price ~ -.
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Kentucky Rioek 1901 = CisTk sweet.
CHICAGO. I'LL Hlyiy' Tree.
Sov2s-ly
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28

~ Tue FOUNDATION Oh all
pulmonary diseases. affortlins promp, relief
and rapid cures. and is adapted to patient, Of
any age or either sex. Being very palatable,
the youngest children take il readily In
ordinary Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat,
Bronchitis, Influenza, Clergyman's
Sore Throat, Asthma, Group, and Ca
tarrh, the effects of AYERS CHERRY Pee
ToRAL are magical. AMI multtudes are an.
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timely and faithful use. II should be kept
a. hand in every household for the pro-
lection IL affords in sudden attacks. In
Whooping cough aud Consumption
there i no other remedy 50 etficacious,
sooihins. and helpful.
Low prizes are Inducements 10 try some Of
the many mixtures. or syrup>. made Of rheaT
and ineffective ingredients. now offered.
which. aS they contain 40 curative qualities.
ran af1rl only temporary relief. aud are
sure To deceive and dysappoini the paiicui
Diseases oi the throat ant iun-S dem and
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San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28

P,EET. Hous1o< coUSIr, a..
we haye known " swift Syphiliiic Specific
tested IN hundreds Of CAGE % Spy hills Mercuria
kht u'nsiism Scrs;als etc II made the most Trr.
Jec' dhd nsTIaI1eaf cured IN ersry case.
hrat L. DrSSaSD. Saw o. kLLrx, iudge Co
" >. T. NaHrS, OF J, w. Iaihorp 20. Saysn.
tab sa-. 10. J,oksos. D-pufy Clerk Superlar
Court w hErNsos. TH KsEoS. J. W wnsrmr,
: z 6nEFLr- r.'E't w.ksSS. Co. Tres Wa
ID IIfHoE, she-if Z e irscas. nsI & cas1-N
! am foqnAiHied Hiih the pop i-tHs a. msry
OF the geii Nbcse ,ignsfu e. sp-.Hr 20 n ,
iofrr'ins eeTtheAis. 1hey are men Of high char.
ae'er sno siHnaing- A. VI. COIQTfrT,
80. .,.-- - Gorefuor o. fi~erria
Atnuts. G-ursis
ssiA - KATxoLDs DANIEL, ssn y.7os..
Tspss.
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San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28
EFFECTUAL SPECIFIC

Por all diseases Of The Liver, Stomach and Spleen
a. a Remedy ia
MALARIOus FEvERS, BOWEL COMPLAINTS
DYSPEPSIA, MENTAL DEPRESSION, RESTLESS
NESS, JAUNDlcE, NAUSEA, SICK IIEAtACHE'
COLO. CONSTIPATION and BITIOUsNEss
lrilSS No tQUaL.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28
'rAUTuRgD ONLY inY
- J. N. ZflLvN q 60 ;.

II contains 'onr medical elements, never united
In the sane happy proportion In any other rrepar'
oiion. viz ; a gentle Cathsltc, a wonderful Tonic
an uncAcppiionabie Alternative and certain Cor
reciiyc Of all impurities OF the body such sigral
as tho
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28

Az thciaarc a number Of limitations offered to the
public, we would caution the community to buy no
Powders or Prepared SIMMONS LIVER REIU.
LAToR uniessln our rngras ed wrapper, with Trade
Muk Stamp and Signature untrokcn. None other
Is genuine.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28

The Cheapest, Purese Host Family
Medicine In tho World.
FOR DYSPEPSIA, CONSTIPATION, JsnnJice,
Bilious attacks, SICK HEADACHE, Cole. depre,'
,ion Of Spirits, SOUR STOMACH, Heart Barn.
Ae,, Ao. I.s
III, unrlvaied Southern remedy 10 warranted no,
10 contain y single particle NJ hsMcgsr, or any In
,utlous mineral substance, but 10
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28

ASK the recovered
dyspepiles. bIlisu.
sgnsfer. victims o.
fever and Axue. the
mereurisi diseased pa
tleu', how they r.eov,
s'rd health. cheerful
spirits and good sppe'
lite; they viii tell you
by hk,ng siAsoss'
LIytk GsduLAroR,
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1881-07-28
J. II. ZEIL1N 4 co
NAN .. n ~ nsA

Your valuable medicine simmons Liver Regua
tor has saved many Doctors bills, used II tor
everything It is recommended, and never KNEW II
to fail, have used II In Collie aud Grubbs, with my
mules and horses, giving tn, IN about half bottle
at q timc. have not lost one that gave il to,
you can recommend IL to every one that has Stock
as being the best medicine known for all COM
plants that horse flesh is heir to. N. T.TArLon,
agent Tor Changers Of Georgia.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-03-31
Houses Warm ana Cheap.

Having erected q balloon frame and
adjusted the studding for the reception
of the door and window frames, with o
firm foundation, nail boards to the foot
of the studs outside and in, not driving
the nails so that they cannot be readily
drawn, and fill in between the boards
with mixture of one part lime to six
teen parts of coarse gravel-the mortar
containing, of course, no stones OF
larger diameter than the width of the
studs or the space between the boards
nailed to them-and so continue to do.
mailing on boards and filling in till
night. The next morning the nails may
be drawn, and the boards raised and
nailed on again if the weather has been
warn or dry, as the mortar by that time
will have set, so as not to need their sup
port; if the weather has been damp a
longer time will be required. Continue
in this way until height has been
reached eq ual at least to that of the first
story. Next nail strips of lath to the
studs on the outside, insert the door
and window frames. and proceed to side
up the house. A cheap, warm, and dura-
bic siding may be made from the first
quality fencing, matched, and nailed on
with the tongues up.
Having sided the house, plaster, with
out lathing, upon the wall, which by this
time will have become a solid stone. We
now have house with space of about
one third of an inch between the stone
and the siding (too narrow for MICE
filed with dead air. The heat of the
room during the day, of course, warns
the stone walls, about four inches thick,
and the warmth is retained during the
night, the dead air preventing the escape
of the heat have tested the above, in
the house in which l now live, for about
ten years, during which we have kept no
fires nights, and have found no frost
gathered upon the wall, even in the cold
est weather, except white specs upon the
heads of the nails driven into the base or
mop board. AS the morter can be mixed
and filed in by the cheapest kind of help,
the extra cost above that of an ordinary
balloon frame house will not much ex-
coed what is saved in the expense of
lathing, and this is richly repaid by the
increased comfort of the occupants Of
such house.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-03-31

pared to accept the conditions, take the
ten thousand dollars, and turn my back
on Bellows Falls for life."
1t was with sense of great relief from
q very urgent fear, that Alice Hope
heard from her lawyer of the demand
upon her estate that made her poorer by
ten thousand dollars, and removed God
frey Hope from her path for life. She
told no one of the walk in the cleaning
that had revealed to her the treachery of
the man who had wooed her so gently
and nearly won the treasure of her young
heart. It made her shy of suitors for q
long time, fearing her money was the
magnet that drew them to her side; but
there came true lover at last-one she
trusted and loved-and won her for his
tender, faithful wife.
And Godfrey Hope left his home,
never to return. There was no thought
of revenge in Alice's heart when she
heard of her cousins death, nearly three
years after his departure from Bellows
Falls; but she could not restrain the
thought of thanksgiving when she real
lied that there was no murderous
thoughts hanging upon her possible
death. And in her relief she told her
husband for the first time of that invol-
untary masquerade which saved her
from the power of villain.
''It was at this hour, WILL" she whis-
pered; land this is the first time since
that day that l have been able to sit,
without shudder, in the cleaning"
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-03-31
Instinct OF Insects and Birds.

Let us examine the marvellous instinct
of the solitary wasp in providing for the
worm that will issue from her egg after
her own death She brings grubs-food
that, as a wasp, she never tasted-and
deposits them over the egg, ready for
the larva she will never see. The life
history of every insect exhibits instincts
of this perplexing description. Look at
the instructive character of bees in their
far-sighted provisions for the future.
Witness the caterpillar, how at the proper
time it selects suitable situation and
spins for itself silken cocoon. Marvel
Gus instincts are met with outside Of the
insect world; every little bird is its own
skillful accoucheur. We once OBJ
served the self.delivery OF q chicken.
The prison wall is not burst in pieces by
struggles. By regular series OF strokes
the shell is cut in two-chipped round IN
q perfect circle some distance from the
large end. The bird has q special in
strument for this work. hard, sharp
horn on the tap of the upper mandible,
which, being required Tor no other pur-
pose, disappears in few days. Obvi-
ously. each individual bird no more ac-
auires the art of breaking its way out
than it furnishes itself with
the little pick-hammer used in
the operation; and it is quite
clear that bird could have never escaped
from the egg without the instinct. How
were eggs Matched before the birds had
AGO uired the instinct to sit upon them ?
A fowl which never before willingly
shared q crumb with . companion, will
now starve herself to feed her chickens,
which she calls by language she never
before used-msy have never heard
but which they are born to understand
Thomas Bowdich in Troy Times.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-03-31

The Governor of Texas, in q message
to the Legislature on the subject Of
crime, refers to practice that is not
peculiar to that State. He says that
young and inexperienced lawyers, by q
curious and common kind Of profess
sional courtesy, are to-day filling the
majority of the Offices of prosecutors to
the great detriment OF the State, and
that in the execution Of the criminal
laws the State must be better repre-
sented at the bar of justice. He adds:
Ability must be met by ability at the
bar, and the State is certainly as able TO
pay for it as individuals are. There is
no use to withhold the truth that, ~ our
criminal courts are now carried ON gen.
orally, with an occasional exception, the
ablest and most experienced lawyers are
seen standing within the courts TO de-
fend criminals, and apparently to pre-
vent the lava from being enforced 70
punish them. This can only be 0bviated
by the State employing able and efficient
counsel ON its side" To this end the
Governor recommends an amendment 10
the Constitution providing for the ap-
pointment and removal Of District At
6orneys, NO longer TO be elected by the
people. and TO be maintained, not by
fees dependent on conviction, but by
regular salaries, the same in amount -
those received by the District Judges.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-03-31

Senator Edmunds of Vermont does
not entertain very high opinion of the
practical use of the Arctic explorations.
In recent debate on q bill to appropri-
ate S175 900 for steam whsler to 60 to
the relief of Benefits steamer Jeanette,
he said that he would vote for tie relief
but he never had voted and never would
vote for original Arctic expeditions; in
the warfare between civilization and the
North Pole, the pole had always won; he
and wasteful of life and money; still we
could get the jeanette out of her scrape,
but the chances we're certainly nine to
one that we would next have TO send out
q third expedition to find the second.
The bill was passed, and received the
vote Of Mr.. Edmunds, notwithstanding
his protests against original explora-
tons.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-03-31

They had been 70 see the tragedy Of
Julius Cesar, and on their way home
thoughts Of the death OF the great die
tstor seemed TO affect her 20 much that
she turned TO Algernoon and exclaimed:
Wasn't Il ed TO be cut mp 20 horri-
bly, ?" "Aw-yes, symPathetica!ly re-
sponded Algernon, and he probably
had on his best Clothes"
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-03-31

Nothing is more pathetic than to zee .
gentleman rise in : street car and o9er
bis seat TO . Lady who has been standing
for mile, overcome her protestations,
finally receive her gratitude, and then
with . benisnant smile, hop right OF
It his store.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1881-03-31
Vancouver Independent.

OFFICIAL PAPHR OF CRY AND COUNTY.
Vancouver, Clarke County, Washington
Territory.
Alpena weekly argus., 1881-04-20
The Creates Blessing

A simple, pure. harmless remedy
that cures every time, and prevents
disease by keeping the blood pure
stomach regular, kidneys and liver
active. is the greatest blessing ever
conferred upon man. Hop Bitters is
that remedy, and its proprietors are
being blessed by thousands who have
been saved and cured by it. VIII Won
try itf See another column. Alb.
Alpena weekly argus., 1881-04-20

Good gracious, Seth, what were YOU
dreaming about p said Mrs. =, rs Spi-
Ger awoke with q start. Dreamed |
had got to Paradise, and st. Peter shut
the gate in my face" and when Mrs.
;. asked him how that made him feel
he sleepily calculated, "Petcrod out"
and dritted off again.--Boston Com
mercial Bulletin.
Alpena weekly argus., 1881-04-20
Nevada Stories,


When the lawyers in Justice Carey
court were waiting for the verdict in
petty larceny case, Attorney Soder
burg related an incident of his earl,
childhood in Minnesota, illustrative o
the peculiar customs in vogue in thai
State:
81 knew an old farmer there who
owned ten acres of timber land, where
millions Of pigeons came each year to
roost. They devastated the wheat
fields, and the old coon used to catch
the birds in nets and thrash them out
on the barn floor. Each bird had
three ounces Of wheat in his crop, and
it was bad year for old Thompson
when he couldn't ship 1000 bushels OF
wheat TO market ut $3.50 bushel, and
it ranked \ No. when it reached the
Chicago elevator. If there had been u
few millions more Of pigeons he would
have come pretty near getting corHer
on The Minnesota wheat crop"
Il know Il planter down in Alabama" :"
said Kittrel, "who was full y us sharp
as that. He trained an alligator to
work up and down the river and catch
the piccanninnics that played along the
bank. The alligator would take the
little kids in his jaws and swim back to
the plantation. 1t was Il dull day that
he couldn't corral three or four. The
planter raised 'em carefully, and when
they got big sold EN- in New Orleans
at prices ranging from $4,000 to S10,-
600 piece. He was rolling in wealth
when Lincoln's emancipation proclama-
ton was issued, and after that the ali-
gator never did any more work. The
man is now barely keeping body and
soul together in Washington, clerking
in one Of the government bureaus at
$4,000 a year"
Judge Carey cvinced the greatest in
-crcst i'll these weird tales, and edged
up TO the group.
These are curious yarns, gentlemen,
out l believe them all. l had dog
nee, back in Nebraska, that / kept to
lerd lumber"
BEG pardon, Judge; did you say
he dog herded lumber?"
"Yes, sir, cottonwood boards. We
lways kept dog there to bring the
umber in at night"
at was in this way: Cottonwood .
cards warp like thunder in the sun. !
board would begin to hump its back
p about o'clock in the morning,
nd in half an hour it would turn over.
'y II o'clock it would warp the other
ay with the heat, and make another
op. Each time it moved it turned
Duple Of feet, always following the
III towards the west. The first sum- cl
Ter lived in Brownvillc over 10000 ii
et of lumber skipped out to the hills tt
le day before had advertised house
lisin'. | went to the county seat to
tend lawsuit, and when | got back =,
ere wasn't stick of timber left. 1t L
I'd strayed away into the uplands.
II ordinary board would climb two RI
lie hill during hot week, and when -
struck the timber it would keep
ormin' in and out among the trees
&c garter snake. Every farmer in r
e State had to keep shepherd. dogs to =,
How his lumber around the country,
ep it together, and show where it was 90
the morning. We didn't need any
mes there for lumber. We sawed it
st of the place we wanted to use il,
d let it warp itself to its destination,
th men and dogs to head it off at the
hit time; we never lost stick WI
Veil, here comes the jury" contin-
1 the Judge. "Thc last witness lied
| guess they viii disagree. - Detroit
&C Press. n
- AN
Alpena weekly argus., 1881-04-20
How did you manage to escape ?'-
Oil City Derrick.

"Mr Gilhooly," said a diminutiyc
boy with handful of bills, when are
you going to pay this bill for them
boots you got on?" How old are you
sonny" "Ten years old" "Go and
tell your pa you have got too much
curiosity for one Of your ge"-Gal.
weston News.