The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-02-03
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.-Ulsss eya sor hosses are nov Es1ss
vita sDeA g~si@rsson ihai ihs ssiinsl'
tA.eansslrss c1apca ses ih,ossh ,be d"osp.
too
sWhsu die asia . married nsn.
u ysai 10 a. shefs there 10 no ,now 70
shovel h. vie sad abe rsxsamsi 10
soald
No pssler hOv poor people ars, Roar
H. every o.s csn 1sord 10 keep pair q
horMe sns ia esoshcs and The oiher iof
wood
IA loNa sec.ly ncwspsf.s' i~gins .
ieaae, lhEs ''As vs advised hin iss,
vuss. W Claslsisrs "a shaping oui rev
policy
"A uiasoan msn with No iDgoving
REsl chopped his 100 of This resaei,
psrg iails For sale ., sll hsrdsarr stores,
lseasrs ~ imltAiloas
reschsr iiss fm any geraer' Pm.
pil- Yes. feminine Sesrlssr whs, makes
yoa ilink sol puph-- Because | heard
MAMMA ~ papa no, 20 hug fire.
Tell iaan that be has wooden bead
aud yoa wny srpsy, he viii take !, ~ an
insult Tell h.n b. haas heart u cmk.
snd tbs culapllsaep, all sre.,he his face
IL smile.
BOY 10 lady visitor Teacher. there
j. 81 essi ,iicre uibkiu' Al me !" Teach
- Well. ihcu. dat look q. her" Boy
lsai IL ! dnni hook a, her. she'll ~ink
~ somebody elss
he Chicago 7rttsae says ,ha, most
laIers DO no, pay ior poetry, bu, that,
wishing 70 siicoasfgs genius in sulsian-
i.al manner. Il giresa cen, pound for Nil
venos srii,rn on white paper.
Senior asks professor very profound
question Professor Wa fool can
ssk question tina. len wise men could not
answer" senior-''Then suppos. that
Is why 40 many Of us funk.
Tho arma % lszinsss has boen reached
by tho man Who always kept one eye
closed because BIO conld see just - we'll
with the other, and besides il was too
much trouble 10 keep both open 1t once.
10 his fond father, who has ask
"a him where he ia 10 his class now
"Oh. pa. I've got much better place than
had last quarter" 'lndeedl We'll,
who're are youy" I'm fourteenth. "Fo1r.
teonth, you little lArybonesl You were
eight last quarter. DO Jon call that bet.
Ten plscet" "Ycs, sir; it's nearer the stove,
In libel suit against Louisville
paper the plaintiff was awarded ono cent
damages. To show how popular some
papers are, il is stated that number Of
influential capitalists Immediately stepped
forward and offered 10 loan the editor the
money 10 pay tho damages. without any
security more than ehattel mortgage on
press and material.
well, I'm getting tired Of this life"
said an ultra specimen Of the genus tramp
Going halistarved one day and dronehed
70 the skin another; sleeping one night in
barn. the next light under hedge. and
the third in the lookup: this life amt
VIVA, !, used TO be. Tell yer what I is,
boys, IL 'twasn'i for the looks OF the thing,
I'd 40 TO work"
An argument once arose in which Sgd
ney Smith observed how many OF the
most eminent men OF the world had
been diminutiye in person and after nam
ing several among the sncicnts, ho added.
"Why. look there at jeffrey: and here is
my little friend --. who has not body
enough 10 cover bis mind deccntly with;
his intellect is improperly exposed"
"A blacksmith in q village in Spain
murdered q man and Wa condemned TO
he hanged. Tho chief peasants Of the
place joined together, and begged tho al
calde that the blacksmith might not suffer
because he Was necessary to the place,
which could not do without blacksmith
TO shoe horses. mend wheels. etc. But the
Alcaldc said: How, then, can ! fulfill
justlcey" lsborer answered: "Sir, there
are two weavers in the village. and for 40
small place one 10 enough; hang tho 9th
e."
I'm one Of the towns in Northwest
Arkansas. Thanksgiving services were APP
pointed TO he held. in accordance with the
by tho Governor. When
the hour camc for opening the services.
the only two persons in the church were
tho preacher and the village editor. Let
us be thankful. remarked the clergyman.
"lha. there are two people in this God
for sak.n town who are mindful Of the
claims Of heaven npoa them "keno"
said tho editor; II mean amen. = he added
himself hastily.
---"Whai a iiresonie thing that Mrs
Smith Isl" exclaimed Mrs. Brown. Il
called there to-day and she ran on 30, tell
ing me about her new carpet, aud her new
house. girl aud her bahy's tao teeth, and
nea bounci, ths, i didni get chance TO
say word about ny new sack. or our par
lor furniture. or Freddy's coming down
with the measles, OF Sanh James dyspep.
sia. OF Uns'e Charles rheumatism, or how
Bridge; burn, that batch Of biscuits oh.
shes such ,iresonie ihiag
A correspondent SAYS the crop" Of
young men At the watering
pieces Ian, summer Was Gilure Too
,-ans we're planted IN ball, perhaps, and
.sesis wen permitted 20 grow up and
hote them. ], 1. crop thai needs worry
arefHl a,ten,ion aai much ccaring. The