Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-05-11

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MINOR TOPICS.
DIR. SwINs says that there would be few
skeptics we're belief matter of choice
REV. DIR. PHILIP SCHAFF. thinks the
new edition of the New Testament will in
time entirely replace the King James vcr
sion.
JOHN BRIGHT believes that the inhabit-
ants Of Connaught would emigratc to the
United State in body if they were given
an opportunity to do SO free of cost.
AGRICULTURAL COMMISSIONER LEDUC
and EntomOlogist Reilly are forever quar-
reling. Reilly is for exterminating all
the bugs-even the humbugs, and that is
a personal matter with LIE Due.
MASSACHUSETTS and South Carolina are
shoulder to shoulder again. The unveiling
| of the COwpens monument at Spartans-
burg, South Carolina, will take place to-
day. Senator Wade Hampton and Col.
T. W. Higginson, of Massachusetts,, will
make addresses.
SENATORIAL COURTESY was bril-
liantly illustrated in the Republican eau
Gus by that personi6cation of personal and
senatorial dignity, Mr.. Edmunds, sneak
ing on his toes to the door, then quickly
throwing it open in evident expectation of
banging some peeping and listening Tom
in the car, as if it wasn't the senators
themselves who "give it away
Mrs. BELvA LOCKWOOD, the Washing
ton female lawyer, applied for admission
to the bar Of the Carroll county court, at
Westminster, Md. Judge Hayden, pre-.
siding, denied her application for admis-
sion and reviewed the law of the state
upon the subject, in which the words
" he " and &C. him - are always applied
to attorneys.
4 FEW days ago Chester editor put on
vest which he laid aside last summer.
and in one of the pockets he found
roll Of notes amounting in all to $50.
This is little surprise that is liable to
occur to any editor who owns more than
one vest, although We believe the Chester
man does not suspect any one. The Nor
ristown Herald sternly declares that these
practical jokes should be frowncd down bv
free and enlightened press.
HASLAS's wonderful SUCCESS as All oars.
man is explained at last An Enylishman
who has seen the plucky little Toronto
man row away from his friends with such
supreme ease has discovered that Ianlan
uses trick boat" whatever that NAV
be, fitted up with certain mechanical ap-
plianccs that render it an utter irnpossi
bility for any ordinary scull TO keep up
with him. What dcuccdIy clever fellows
these English are to find out our little
games, anyhow
YESTERDAY in the House Of Common.
Bradlaugh again advanced To the bar 10 be
sworn. The speaker ordered him to with
draw. lfc refused to do 80, Wien tI,., ser-
sscant-at-arrns, at the speakers request,
approached and touched Bra,lIaugh o,, the
shoulder. lie still refused TO withdraw
Sir Stafford Northcote then moved that he
be excluded from the precincts of the
House until he promised that hc would
not further disturb the proceedings Of tl. |
House. Mr.. Gladstone said that Mr.
Bradlaush had statutory right to como &,
the bar of tho House. Laboucl,cre xaid
ne would like to know tho real meaning OF
Northcote's resolution. Northcote OK.
planned that no proposed that Bradlauph
should not be permitted to enter tho door
until he gave an undertaking not to dis
turb the proceedings of tho House. Tho
motion was put and carried without a
division. BradlauCh then left the Houso
Too Much Ante.
How much is the ante ?" whispered =
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