The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-07-01

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Tho handsomest article OF furniture 10
Vienna cafe Is usually pretty young gir',
who sits behind the counter ana seems 70
be generally in dolce far niente when sne Is
not flirting with some officer OF stu9ehl,
although once Ia a while she pretends 70
read . newspaper. Her ostensibe duty is
10 nut into little trays the Jumps OF sugar
which 90 with the coffee, and keep account
M how many cups each waiter has taken
away. But it is evident that this Is merely
= clever dodge, and that in reality she IS
there for the purpose OF attracting the
Young men by beauty and smiles. Etiquette
prescribes bow to this charming creature
on entering and leaving cafe. There IS
considerable competition In this matter OF
" cash girls" among the cGf<tterS. and as
pretty girls are not at all rare In vienna
the results are often admirable.
Irishmen, the New York Sun points out,
are more numerous am0Gg the actors OF
America than their assumed names
indicate. George CIarke's real pane IS
O'NeII, Frank Mayo's is Mcguire, james A.
Herpe's is Ahearn, Robett 4. Graham's is
Magee. John Thompson'sis McGlory, Hem
~ j. Montague's was Mann, Dan Bryants
WHS " kNON - -
Horace Vinton's is Fargy, William j. Flor
ence's is ConliD. Barney WilllamSs was
Flaherly, Frank Litlle'Sts Kerrigan, Tony
Harris IA Cannon. John sE. Ince's is Mulca-
by, james Peters's is Teming, John H..
Days is Mccarthy, ETnest Linden's Is
HannIgan, and 'ohn II Raymond's was
O'Brien until he latff had II Legally
changed; but Lawrencf% arrett once pub
Ifshpd a denial that he 81 Morn Brannlgan.
Colonel Tbomas JohHas NYoung, ma
tive OF VirtIDia, but ton %spt OI Ken
lucky since 1916, died ~ a reside~.sy there
on Sunday; aged eighty Bath c1Hc was a
member OF both houses 4u.foy1egislature,
and was United States NAL S1for Kentucky
under Presidents Pierce dBd Buchanan.
Inquirer: We think you were perfectly
justified In saying 10 tde man who entered
your house, beat your wife and mother,
and rubbed your head in the cOal-hOd, that
he was no gentleman, and the neighbors
have no right to say you acted outrageously
for so doiBg.-B0Ston Post.
One OF the Galveston cIergymen recently
preached a thrilling sermon on the wicked
ness OF Sodom. A stranger from Chicago
went out during the middle OF the sermon
and shed bitter tears. The sermon maze
him homesick. He left on the next train
for Chicago. EnuiouS st. Louis paper.
He has dropped the lodge dodge for the
present. he stays out o. nights now TO see
the comet, and she thinks that is better for
his health than to be grooming goat in a
room where even the air isn't admitted
without the pass ord.
Elder Cummings, OF the Enfield Shakers,
has knocked the traditions OF his sect over,
and married one OF the female members OF
his flock. His act may iniure the religion
OF The Shakers. but it cannot harm their
preserves.
The onion is strong enough TO defend it.
self generally, but when it comes to antsgo'
nizing its 0dor to that Of poor whiskey, it
| is too much. although the onion does its
| best to resent the Insult.
"Is it the proper thing for a girl at an
| archery party to lean on her beau 2" it rs.
| And when they get ready to go home 1t is
proper that they take bus Omaha Re-
publican.
A New jersey milk dealer drives his COW
from door to door and milks her in the pres
ence OF bis patrons. Must have false bot
tom to the pail. How could he get the water
into his milk udderwise?
A kind writer says: You can trust a
man who loves horse or dog" A livery
stable man says be has tried it, and finds
there is no money in it.-Ne1 Orleans Plea
yitne.
1.-THE Lewiston Gazette begins seventeen
line puff by saying: 1--WE had the pleasure
Saturday OF seeing the best hearse that Is
owned ia this State"
The Pennsylvania militia is to be re-
duced from five brigadeS to three, because
the Legislature, in a fit of parsimOny, re-
duced the appropriation to $220,00O.
Vice-President Arthur, it is announced,
has " officially" offered the Administration
peonle two aternatiyes-Depew and Conk-
ling, or adjournment.
The star-route organs have all agreed that
there is TO be a change in the Cabinet.
The President has not heard the news,
however.
Bridget being told to put little nutmeg
into the rice-pudding, picked out the small
est one in the box and threw it in.
James Morrow, president of the Ameri.
can Protestant Association, died Tuesday
night in Philadelphia of cholera.
10 the sixteenth century there were more
than forty thousand students at Padua
alone.