The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-06-09
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II rasas slite "a tie iua and ca tbs
uuius, .ot she it.ai msinly, because sbs
unjust have bossovea their umbfsliss
A starred tramp said b. vD ~ thin
ii.ai wbe b. had pasu Is oopldhi tell
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Some a,,s says lawyers ~iie should
IL name sue. Nc differ II sboaid be
lAae. aa4 tl.ef onsL' V lse good deal o.
her too
"All seems 10 hinge Ga this. remark
ed The lover vlen be proposed 10 L's
svee4hcsrt whale spinging on the gate N
iron, o. Der house
80 tisst 10 saii. pleadiugl, "no
lsss from ny darling io.uighty No.
shs sAi empl a,icslly, mo kiss bear
there's mnmp' ~ your family
Thls is biz hrs, season on farm, and
L. has planted tea acres with old tomato
cans He expects iitr ground will produce
heavy crop 81 cahnr,l tomatoes
A Connecticut nan announces that BE-
sAn play seyeni 90 10 steal Instruments a,
auco Per Ne, eau. bui as he is still
li,iag We Infer tiiai d. never dos
A dear oll lad, ho lid not Lave a
Missionary >, baui ui,,. sai.l ,hai she did
"a like 10 live 10 The orop jed streets Of q
y, bu, preierrei the 'rhubarbs'
4 nrssliapt man, ia putting on bis
/ ye.rs Nhiie vest. found roll u bills
ae II ihr pockets, Amounting b sl20.
ia he hal ru,ifcly forgotten T.. s.
h"se 81 them we're receipted
Glass 10 history. Teacher who
the hero Of Goa pensY' An awful 81.
!. ioiloss. which il a, last broken by
little slnb-uosei boy ia the back row,
sta eries il piping voice. Sitting Bull. "
The boy Who lef, the piece Of ice in
tL sun b. warm up vas no more foolish
il.au tho man who opened the store and
expected the people TO hunt him out and
buy his goods without advertising.
A coAsting vessel was tossing about in
toe heavy storm, when one Of the sailors
iar ging on a rope thoughtiully Observed
10 companion similarly employed.
Think Of the poor devils caught at pie
mic such weather as this!'
A New York 100 cent store" was rob
l..l few nights ago Of eleven gold brace.
le;s, si1 watches, three diamond pins
fourteen gold brooches aud Nifty four hn
pcr rings The loss is estimated at two
dollars aud twenty ecnts.
al believe observed Western
inIgc, as be adjourned court to a conyen.
ton before which his name was to be pre-.
r.r,ei fof nomination, when Office is seek.
iny the man there is 10 harm in a man be.
Ia around where the office is likely TO
God him without any trouble .
Marquette Mich editor returned
hn annual railroad pass which be held eI
planning that he could not conscentiously
Fnsa favorable notice OF u Sunday eIcur-
siun ON that road; but the railroad mana.
s,r returned the pass, saying Michigan
Editor with a conscience VAS an object OF
such extreme rarity that he was clearly en-.
titled TO pass
Il youth who attended Scotch revi-
val meeting for the fun OF the thing roni-
eally inquired Of the minister whether
hc could work a miracle or not d" The
Young mans curiosity was entirely satisfied
ly the minister kicking him out OF the
church, with the malediction, I'VE can
not work miracles, but We can cast out
deyilsw
Mother, remarked q Duluth girl, IL
think Harry must be going to propose to
me" Why so, my daughter" queried
the old lady. laying down her spectacles.
while her face bcamed like the moon in its
fourteenth night "Well, he asked me
this evening II ! wasn't tired living with
such menagarie as you aud dad"
Surprise parties are coming into vogue
again. The person 10 be surprised issues
the invitation through friend, and then
has the house splendidly decorated with
flowers and some magnificent food in the
pantry, and everything in fine shape, so
people can see that the hostess has things
in fine style when she doesn't expect COM
panr
Neither Of them was over ten years
old. One leaned against tho fence, and |
the other rubbed his back against q lamp |
post, and they eyed each other dior a long
time. Then one Of them said. my moth
er has go, new sealskin sacque, and |
yours hain't." II don't care, replied the
other "She iriz1es her hair and uses
paint, AMI that's just as tony"
--CApabers JogaR say s. "A certain
Dean OF Ely was at dinner, when, Just as
the cloth was removed. the subject OF dis
course happened TO he that OF extraordi. |
nary mortality among lawyers We have
lost. said gentleman, not less than seven
eminent barrisisrs in as many months.
The Dean, who was very deaf rose at the
conclusion Of these remarks, and gave the
usual form Of grace For this and every
other mercy make US devoutly thankful >"
Mrs Bomtazine go, new boar,ier Tho
other day. Al the first meal be took he
got chokei. and had terrible time swal.
loving some coffee What's the matter.