The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-12-15
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

Corn 30 cents.
Are you vaccinated?
Wheat brings $1.3O.
We give no chromos.
Christmas in 10 days.
Tramps are increasing.
Dosyou intend swearing off?
Sausage amt SO dog cheapl
The ice crop is not promising.
The "crank" crop is promising.
Our Sheriff wants some boarders.
Dress warm and keep the feet dry.
Clerk Townsend is on the sick list.
Toy Trunks, o. E. G. s., next to P. o.
North Eaton has been well taken care
of this year.
1t showed Sunday but not enough for
sleighing.
All Silk Handkerchief 45c. and up, at
Jos. Woerner's. z
Billy Danford has a couple of "pink-
eyedn horses. "a ~
Good hogs brought SO per hundred last
Saturday IA Eaton. Z
Best Meakin Ware $3.50 per sett, at
Coovert's Cash Grocery, Eaton, o.
The jingle of the sleigh bells is want
ed.
Fruit tree vendors are doing ALVEY
business in this county now.
Toys! Toys!! Toys!i! o. E. G. s.,
next to P. O.
The latest style ladies' hat is called a
s'sky scraper."
Marriage insurance is catching the
green ones.
Cashmere and Silk Mufiers at Jos.
Woerner's.
All kinds of Christmas Candies and
mic nacks for sale at John Lander's.
The weather proves vennor to be a
fool.
Don't forget THEo. Triton atthe Opera
House next Saturday evening.
Make your wife a present of a Toilet
Set-Getit at unger& McCabe,s.-
People who throw ashes and garbage
in the street ought to be notified to stop.
Ask a woman how old she is if you
want to see her show her rage.
Vases, Cups, Mugs and China orna-
ments,. o. E. G. S., next to P. o.
Geo. Mehaffey is agent and local cor
respondent for the Cincinnati Penny Pa
per.
All the birds have gone south except
the little English sparrow. He is. a
..stayer.p
Queensware and Glassware at cost, at
Coorert's cheap cash grocery, Eaton, 0.
The County Treasurer is kept busy
"making change for the farmers and
other taxpayers.
The year 1882 enters on Sunday and
closes on the same day, making fifty
three Sundays in ffty-two weeks.
Underwear for men and boys at Jos.
Woerner's.
Dr.. Webb has gone to New York city
to attend Bellevue Medical College this
winter.
Forty thousand dollars worth of chew
ing gum is gathered in the State OF
Maine every year.
Get n of Unger & McCabe's Crumb
Brushes and Trays, OF a Child's Tray, to
make your wife or friend a present.
More new street crossings are being
putdown. There is one needed on the
west side of the old fred bridge"
Taxes are being s~'gathered in" rapid
ly. Wish we could say the same of oul
e'back-pay'' subscribers:
Queensware and Glassware of every
description, for sale below cost, at join
Lander's.
Why don't the city dads expend some
borrowed funds on the east side of Sew
enmile?
Patrick on the zebra-"Phat kind of
haste is that-the mule wild his ribs OF
the outside of his shkin entirelyl"
Santa Claus headquarters-O. E. G
s., next to P. o.
Do not tell a man he lies. It is vul
gar. Say that his conversation suggest
in your mind a summer resort circular.
If a mans aim in this world be good
the chances are that he will miss fire il
the next.
Buy your Holiday Presents at Jos
Woerner's, the Peoples Tailor:
Some women are like shotguns. The
would attract no attention were it motto
their bangs.
When a young man wants to protect
young lady he naturally puts his arr
around her.
Call and examine John Lander''s al
sortment of Queensware and Glasswar
that he is offering below cost.
Some men when they go to churc
neyer think of studying the frescoing G
the ceiling until the collection plate
being passed around.
The first thing that some women wi
want to do when they get to heaven wi
be to hunt for a broom, and dust al
clean house.
Holiday Presents for your husban
father, brother, beau, mother, sister
sweetheart, at Jos. Woerner's.
Is it good policy for the Corporation
90 on with work that is not absolute
necessary, when it is compelled to be
row money and pay interest to do so?
Elephants are now quoted at ST.
each, but most people would rather ha
a 81. so turkey ever if it won't last qui