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sion to Society. Dinlness Of Vision, Noises "a the
Head; the vital fluid pas Ing unobserved In thu
urine, and many other diseases that lead 10 INSANITY
and death.
DIR. HESTEE, who is regular physician
graduate Of the University of Pennsylvania,
viii agree to forfeit Five iunsi ed BeI-
lars for a case OF this kind the VITAL
NEsT0RATEgE (under his special advice an5
treatmenD will not cure. or for ANYTHING impure o.
Injurious found in It. DIR. MIsTEE treats al
Private Diseases successfully without mercury
Consultation free. Thorough examination a
advice including analysis of urine SIS. Pric toi
Vial Restorative. SIS bottle, or four time;
the quantity, SIC: sent TO any address upon re
ceipt of price, or c. o. D. secured from observation
and in private name if desired, by 4. MENTFE.
W. D., No. II kearny Street, san Fran.
cisco. Cal.
DIR. ssESTlE'S KIDNEY REMEDY, NE.
PEIB ETiCSM, cures all kinds OF Kidney aut
Bladder Complaints, Gonorhea, elect, Leucorrh9s
For sale by all Druggists; 81 bottle, SIX bottle.
for S5.
DIR. MssTiE's EANDEEz0N PILLS are TIT
best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and BILIOUS
cure in the market. For sale by all Druggists
Fl. c. KIRK CO., Sacramento, Wholesale
Agents mr22-4ply So9-sw1yWS
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CURED AT HOME.

Persons at distance may be cured at home BY ga.
dressing letter toDR. GIBBoN, stating osse, symp
TOMS length OF time TIE disease has continued, and
have medicines prompt' forwarded, free from
damage and curiosity TO any part Of the country,
with fun and plain directions. BY inclosing ten
dollars In registered letter. through the Postoffee
or through Wells, Fargo 8 Co., package OF medicine
will be forwarded to any part Of the Union Please
s.y YOU saw this advertisement in the Rgooar
Ilsios Address, DR. J. F. GIBR0N
js24.spf Bex 1851, San francisco,
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WI. RLLEsY BRIGGS. M. ID.

NCULIST, AURIST AND PHYSICIAN FOR
I Diseases of the Thu oat. Office, 429l street,
corner of Fifth, over Sacramento Bank Sacramento,
CAL Hours-9:30 to IL A. M; to Pm Sundays
$50 to IL A. NJ; to Am. ml-t
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1881-05-21
MISCELLANEOUS.
TIE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY

Is a never.iailing Cur,
for Nervous Debility, Ex
hausted Vitality, Sem
inal Weakness, sper
matorrh@a. Hest Nan.
hoe d, Impoten cy
Paralysis, and all thu
terrible effects OF self
abuse. youthful iollies
and excuses ia mature
years such as Loss o.
Memory, Lassitude. Noe
tilrnai Enaiso;op Ave.
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c. M. HRERs & CO..
VIII, GUTYENBERGRR,

IRON AND BRASS FOUNDER AND MA
4 ohinst, Front and streets Manufacturer OF
Guttenberger's Horse Powers, Patent Ground Roller
and Clog Crusher and Barley Mills. al kinds Of
Hydraulic Pipes. For sale, Three Miller Patent Hay
Presses a30-4plm
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HAs REMOVED HIS OFFICE AND RESI-.
Z Z dence to DR.. G. L. Simmons Building,
street, between Second and Third. Office hours: 8
TO A. NJ, IL A. NJ. to p NJ. and to SP. NJ ml2-tf
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Rates n Daily RecOrd-Union.
THE WEEKLY sININN

IPnbFshed IN seml-weesIy partsk
Is issued on "Wednesday and Saturday o: each week.
comp ising Eiaht Pages in each ISSUE arixeen PAGES
each We K anil is the cheapest and most iesir HE
Hoae, News and Literary journal published on the
Paci Goa t.
Terms One Year ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 80
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CARRIAGES

CEvEN GOLD AND SEVEN SILVER MEDALS
~ 100 First Glass PremiUms for the best WORK
from the Mechanics Fair, S n Francisco, aud The
different STATE Fairs held in this State and Nevada
ar One OF my Bugg1eJ is worth Sly thaaH
Eassern BuggIes.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1881-05-21
FOR A FlRsT-ClAsS ARTICLE,
Leather Betting, Lace Leather,

BELT LACfNGS OR RUBBER HOSE,
Go TO She Hardware store OF Ehas Zestier,
No. 5I2 J Strict. Agent for Rogers Celebrated
Leather Betting and Laeings. No Cheap Trash sold
there Im20 4plml CHAS. ZEIrLER.
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MARKETS.
N07ICg 20 The PUBLIC.

VETE HAVE THIS DAY SOLD OUR RIGHT
w and title in the Retail Department Of the
Sacramento Market, No 3os street. to D. DEBER-
NARDI & co, who will continue the We
will pay and collect all bills to date.
GoNNEf, COULTER * co.
Sacramento, May H. 1881.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1881-04-07
A Baby's Wake in Chilli.

When young child or infant dies,
the baby, after being cleansed, is ar
rayed in the finest garments, and placed
upon an altar in the best room in the
mousse; pair of wings are fastened to
1t, and crown upon its head; above is
hung a dove, and the entire surround-
lngs adorned with flowers and ribbons
A guitarist is provided, who from his
seat IN front chants and sings airs, gem
orally OF laudatory and lamentine ma
ture, for the loss of the child; but as the
"poncha" or drink begins to make it.
self felt upon the friends who have gath.
cred round, it then becomes a scene of
mlrth and gladness that the child is now
an angelic Tor little angel. This
generally continues for several davs
until the body gives forth anything but
pleasant odors. This custom at the
present day is more general among the
lower classes, for, although it exists
among the rich, there is nothing of the
oOlSterOuS style about il.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1881-04-07
'ssOur Young Folks.
THE FOX AND THE SQUIRREL.

Two squirrels on an oak-tree sat. 0tl
Engaging in a social chat
Hnen One-the younger of the twain
" MS accomplishments quite vain,
Began to boast of what he'd done
HOW all his mates he could outrun:
And, If but half he said was true,
tie could outjump kangaroo.
Now, as it CHANGED, the jagged rocks
beneath the tree concealed fox
VINO, overhearing what was said
among the Oak-leaves overhead,
Hethought him of sly design
whereby he might on squirrel dine:
SO up he sat and clapped his paws
Loud shouting, with a mock applause:
Bravo! Bravo! my agile friend;
Your wondrous skill must commend.
But, really. l should like to see
You jump from out this tall oak-tree
70 yonder ash, ten feet away
:. Twas twenty, am bound to say)
- The feat will please my children well,
When their bedtime story tell
{" Nay" said the elder to young Frisky,
- Don't undertake jump so risky"
To which the younger one replied,
!, putfed up with tiattery and pride:
- Though you may lack ability
III show you my agility"
Inen wildly leaped with aim so bliud
That-Mr. Fox on squirrel dined.
And when the stars winked overhead
That children should be put to bed,
Old Reynard to his young ones said:
= These precepts would have you heed:
Let others praise your own good deed;
Let not the Hatterer mislead;
Despfse not what your elders say;
NOR let blind pride your Judgment sway"
-BenJdnltn Lander, In st. Nicholas.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1881-04-07
Where to Locate an Orchard.

w men Inc country was new it made
very little difference where the first set.
tiers located their orchards; thew grew
thrifty and bore well wherever they were
planted. Since the forests have been
cut away. and the hard winds in winter
and summer have been let in upon us so
Freely, 1t makes quite a difference with
the farmer.where he now locates his Or
chard. The variation of soil, or subsoil.
in different parts of the farm, would
favor some particular kinds of apples as
more specially adapted to particular To-
cations. But the main object will be in
reference to the prevailing winds, either
to plant the orchard where it will be pro.
tected from them, or locate it where the
orchard will protect the farm buildings
and gardens and small fruits from such
winds, acting as windbreak for them.
Inc prevailing winds in this section are
from the west-southwest, and will give
what L consider the best plan for locat.
ing an orchard here, and the reasons for
it, which of course would have to no
changed and modified to suit the cond;.
tons of other localities.
Suppose the farm to lie on the south
SIDE OF an east and west road, and to
nave mlddling even surface. would
have the house about at the middle of
the front, at good distance from the
road, and lawn with some trees and
shrubs, extending in good breadth each
way on the front. The barn sbo,,ld
stand at fair distance to the southeast
OF the house, and the garden east of the
mouse, lying between the barn and the
lawn. Then locate the orchard sonth
and west OF the buildings, planting az
near them as it will do to look well. and
have it front into the lawn or road as If
extends beyond the lawn. This. of
course, will be aiming to have the or
chard shelter the house and adio;n;no
buildings from the prevailing winds.
Inc orchard should have the shelter of
one or two rows of thickly planted for
est trees along its west and south bound
aries. This would make more effect
ual wlndbreak if evergreens like our
native white cedar were planted between
the forest trees, where they would grow
readily and add much to the warmth of
the grounds.
Inc difference between living in such
a sheltered place as this, or in an ex-
posed location, is so much that man or
beast or even plants find it decidedly
IN favor of the former. In the garden
here, other things being equal, it will
be comparatively easy to grow its prod. |
ucts early and to a great degree Of per-
fectlon; while in the one exposed to the
driving winds the plant growth win be
slow and unsuccessful, even after spend
Ing more time, care and work over it.
mere IS only one other plan that I think
might be preferable, and that / can onlv
commend as theory. 1t is to plant for
est timber in the place of this orchard.
and four or five times as thick on the
ground, for permanent growth, and |
plant the orchard east of the garden
ana buildings, when all would be more
completely sheltered. The farmer
would derive more comfort and benefit
from the forest growth than most farm.
ers do from their native wood lots.-H.
lces, IN Country Gentleman.
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Heart Disease.

/ When an individual is reported to
have died of disease of the heart, we
are in the habit of regarding it as an
inevitable event. as something which
could not have been foreseen or pre-
vented, and it is too much the habit,
when persons suddenly fall down dead,
to report the heart as the cause; this
silences all inquiry and investigation,
and saves the trouble and inconven-
| fence of post n,orten,. A truer report
would have tendency to save many
lives. 1t is through a report of disease
of the heart that many an opium eater
is let off into the grave, which covers
at once his folly and his crime: the
brandy drinker, too, quietly slides
around the corner thus, and is heard of
no more; in short, this report Of dis
ease of the heart is the mantle of char
ity which the polite coroner and sympa-
thetic physician throw around the
graves of generous people.
At a scientific congress at Strasburg
it was reported that of sixty-six per-
sons who had suddenly died, an imme-
date and faithful post norton showed
that only two persons had any heart af-
fectation whatever--cne sudden death
only in thirty three, from diseases Of
the heart. Nine out of sixty die of APP
oplexy-one out of every seven; while
forty six-more than two out of three
died of lung affection. half of them
congestion of the lungs, that is, the
lungs were so full of blood they could
not work; there was not room for air
enough to get in to support life. It's
then Of considerable practical interest
to know some OF the common every
day causes of this congestion OF the
lung, a disease which, the figures above
being true, kills three times as many
persons at short warning as apoplexy
and heart disease together. Cold feet.
tight shoes, light clothing, costise
bowels, sitting still until chilled
through after having been warmed up
BY labor or a long, hasty walk: going
too suddenly from close heated room,
as lounger or listener, or speaker,
while the body is weakened by con-
tinued application. or abstinence, or
heated by long address; these are the
frightful causes of sudden death in the
form of congestion Of the lungs; but
which, being falsely reported as disease
OF the heart, and regarded as an new
table event, throw people off their
guard, instead of pointing them plain
ly to the true causes, all of which are
avoidable; and very easily so. as gen.
eral rule, when the mind has once been
lntelligently drawn on the subject
HotFs journal of Health.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1881-04-07

One of the least ineligible phenom-
ena OF suicide is the pains the self muir
derer often takes to select some particu-
larry agonizing form of death. A Ger
man in New York City, not long since.
having resolved to make away with
himself, swallowed powdered glass.
Another in Pennsylvania adopted the
scarcely less painful method of freezing
to death. That must have taken some.
thing OF the desperate fortitude of that
Nihilist who deliberately roasted himself
out of existence.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1881-04-07

reminder of their mortality. There is a
sect among them called the choppers,
resembling the Methodists in their re-
ligious principles and the Quakers in
their garb. The Puritanism OF the Beers
is not the cloak of hypocrisy, but is the
result of their isolation upon their lonely
farms, and the influence of the solemn
aspect of the surrounding nature upon
the plains.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1881-04-07

The evidence of the physicians be-
lore the Coroner's Jury at York, Penn.
IN the case of the boys who died sud.
denly from eating poisonous root. went
to show that the lads had eaten Cfcuto
,n'acalatta, commonly known as cow
pane, or swamp hemlock, in mistake.
supposing it to be sweet myrrh.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1881-04-07

Last year 68,477 persons were ar
raigned in the Police Courts OF New
York City for various crimes, and 40. 900
Of them were held to answer. The
fines collected amounted to $53, 622,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1881-04-07

song OF man with rope around
nis neck ana mob at the other end ::
I'm saddest when / swing"
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-13
PILES, FILES! PILEsi
A Sure Cure Found at Last. No One
Need Suffer.

A sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding,
Itching and liberated Piles has been
discovered by DIR. Williams ian Indian
remedy, called DIR. Williams Indian
Ointment. A single box has cured the
worst chronic cases Of twenty-five and
thirty Years. standing. No one need
suffer five minutes after applying this
wonderful soothing medicine. Lotions,
instruments and electuaries do more
harm than good. Williams Ointment
absorbs the tumors, allays the intense
itching particularly at night after get
ting warm in bed), acts as a poultice,
gives instant and painless relief, and is
prepared only for Piles, itching of the
private parts, and nothing else.
Read what the Hon. j. M. Cohinber-
ny, of Cleveland. says about DIR. Will
iams' Indian Pile Ointment: l have
used scores of pile cures, and it affords
me pleasure to say that | have never
found anything which gave such i'm
mediate and permanent relief rs DIR.
Williams Indian Pile Ointment.
For sale by all Druggists, or mailed
on receipt of price.
FRANKS. HENRY 81 Co., Props,
Cleveland, o.
Be sure and ask for Williams Pile
Ointment, and take no other.
For sale by Addoms & Glover.
may7-daw1y
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-13

Still another railroad is about to be
built in this northwestern country. We
| understand IL is to be called the Wyo-
ming and Utah. The whole route Of
the new line has not yet been definitely
| determined, but portions Of 1t have been
| decided upon. An eight mile contract
has been let, about forty miles east of
Evanston, on Bear river, TO Mr.. Joseph
U. Eldridge, of Meadowville, Rich
county. 1t is his intention to put 100
teams and a proportionate number Of
men TO work on the road without
delay. Surveying is in progress In
Blacksmith's Fork Canon, with a
view to bringing the line westward by
that route, thence along the south end
Of Cache county, and through Box Ell
der Canon, tapping the Central Pacific
road at or near the town Of Corinne.
Should this route be found not feasible
the Soda Springs direction will be de-
cided upon. We understand there is
some rivalry between the projectors of
this road and the u. j. Company for
the possession or rather way through q
narrow pass in Twin Creek Canon,
where there is easy passage for but one
grade. The U. p. want the space Of
their Granger and Oregon line.
There is some speculation regarding
the Wyoming and Utah, the conductors
Of the enterprise being rather non-com-
municative OIL some particular points.
1t is conjectured ON what are esteemed
to be good grounds, that the road will
connect with one or other of the lines
striking the edge Of the great west and
thus gain an eastern outlet for the
Central Pacific independent of the
Union Pacific, in order to check the
latter'in its independent western outgo
by means Of the Granger line. The two
mammoth companies have not been
able to see eye to eye. They have not
run together rs oil and oil. The coal
supply OF which the U. p. has exer-
cised and held a huge monopoly, has.
doubtless been a sore place with the
Central Pacific and one Of the objects of
the Wyoming and Utah appears to be
to break down that one sided arrange
ment, as an effort is being made for
this new railroad enterprise to tap
SOME of the newly discovered coal beds
on Bear river. Should this intention
succeed carboniferous cargoes will be
poured into the sheds Of the C. P. indie
pendent of the u. p.
Every railroad that is built in the
great west is u benefit to the country.
1t enriches the region by developing
the immense that lie in the
lap of nature. Every highway creates
labor, ~cheapens the necessities and con-
veniences of life, adding its quota in
rushing in an era of unparalleled pros
perity. Ogden Pilot.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-13
His Partner.

DR.. x is an eminent physician Of
Philadelphia, and. as is often the case
with eminent physicians, is brusque and
overbearing in manner. Among his
ONCE patients one morning was sgentle-
man who. after occupying exactly five
minutes Of the great mans time. took a
$40 note from his pocket and inquired
the amount ofthe fee FIFTY dollars"
said the impatient medical man. Tho
patient demurred q little, whereupon
the physician rudely remarked. 'fWell,
what do you expect TO payf Give me
what you have got" and on receiving
the $40 bill. turned scornfully 10 his
negro servant and handing the money.
remarked: That Is for you. jim"
but lost his temper still more when his
patient coolly said; II did not know
before that you had partner. Good
morning. doctor"
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-13

Cardinal Manning suffers no prizes,
n his diocese to smoke, and he enconr.
iges all to take the pledge. That
which he breaches. he practices; and
Cardinal Simeoni, when on a visit to
England, accustomed no little conster-
nation at the "Archbishop's house." by
lighting a cigar after dinner, and pass
ing around his cigar case. Cardinal
Manning carries his asceticism even to
condemnation of pudding. Bread and
meat and vegetables, argues his emf
nence. are enough to support the body
in healthy working condition. There
fore any further addition to ones table
savors Of gluttony. This. however, is
a rule for clerics. The Cardinal is in
dulgent toward laymen, and lately
good naturally prevented at least n
young lady from taking the VOWS. He
saw she had not the vocation, and was
resolved she should not make herself
miserable for life.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-13

House has, and should he be sustained,
there is no telling where it will stop.
l think IL Is The policy OF the democrats
to support conkiing in this eight, be-
cause / think it viii do much to disrupt
The republican party. We cannot hope
10 drive Conkling out Of the party. no
matter how often VI may crush him.
We may, by helping to defeat Robert
son, cause such a split in the republican
party in New York as will enable US 10
carry it with ase in the next cleo
tien. But, as I said in the outset. IL Is
no funeral Of ours. We have no fayors
to ask OF the administration, and this
cry by some that we must sustain the
president in order to get him to pursue
a eonciliatory course towards the
south, is all bosh. How can be hurt the
south? Each Of the southern states has
her own local governments in the hands
of the democracy. He cannot interfere
in any way with the affairs of a single
state. He cannot at this late day send
military to a single southern state any
more than he could to one of the New
England states. and 1 am tired of this
cowardly and sycophantic twaddle upon
the part of some Of our southern sena-
tors pandering to the powers that be.
We must in the future pursue a more
manly independent course, ask no po-
iitical favors Of the administration and
hold ourselves in a position to vote as
we please on all questions. with a view
at all times to the best method of help
to strengthen our party at the expense
Of the quarrels of the republicans"
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-13


The earl Of Desart is to be married to
Miss Bischoffschiem, the daughter of
the Hebrew f~inancier, who will bring
him a dowry of 1926, 900, and as much
more at the death of her father. Just
think Of so much sweetness to be wasted
on the Desart heir.
"Mother," remarked o Duluth girl,
'.Ithink Harry must be going to propose
to me-"
"Why SO, my daughter?" queried the
old lady, laying down her spectacles,
while her face beamed like the moor in
its fourteenth night.
"Well, he asked me this evening if l
wasn't tired of living with such a ma
nagerie as you and dadp"
In a few days the boys will be calling
on the girls to go violet hunting, and
the girls will be ready to 60 violet hum
ting with the boys. The violets won't
be troubled much, but the crop of colds
in the head will probably lead to fire.
quent repetitions of the suggestion: 81
guess you needn't turn the light down
tonight, deary."
His apology: There has been a family
jar. "Come, mother, come" said the
son-in-law to the old lady, in obedience
to the pitiful request of his wife not to
be d~lsagreeable, ''let's make it up. l
said there was no woman in the world
as unbearable as you are, didn't l, at
which you felt hurtp Well, l take It
back. There are Others"
"William, J" she exclaimed, pushing
him away from her, you've been eating
radishes.n
"Clara, "he responded, r~eproachfully,
''you forget that l live in q boarding
house and that radishes at this season
Of the year, cost ten cents a bunch"
Forgive me, Willie," she said,
~penitently, and Immediately rising, she
turned the light down several degrees
lower.