The Osceola times., 1881-10-01
WAYS OF The WORLD.

wheat
Gfsts With hair Of q roseate hue are
AGAIN fzshionzble-and still they have -
he called red-headed.
TaK Haeheaszck Rsyabiio1H takes time
10 observe ths; the Df5per place ior IN
dressed kids i in the bath tub.
THERE Is a good deal Of human nature
in clothes wrineers. An Altoons gsrl
had her hand badly squeezed by one
AuAS by the name of Hash has t-eeH
sent a. missionary 70 the eanRihAls IN
der the belief tha; the natives vii not
eat him.
MxE. pE VIZ EyEssANT, the widow o.
the proprietor Of Il Figaro, who has
us. died, received from that paper ar
income of $4,000.
THr wife Of French editor s1ys she
never ieels any anxiety about TIE pro
lonsed absence Of her husband when
she knows be Is fighting duel.
WHoxxEE handles a British patent Z
obliged TO luz around a fourp0Gnd
weigh: attached to i. in form Of seal,
the ike Of which was adopted centuries
sgo.
THE NeE York Pasf says that sixteen
wears ago Senator Warner Miller came
10 Herkiner with $500 Two days 2Eo
a man len Chicago With 5000. Il be
Ionged 10 his employers-lJas>f.A Ae'i'A-
A oonKEsF,aTnENr Of the Chicago Iufsr-
OYsz signs herself Alyce Cadysie.
For aesthetic styles this is enough a.
make crs smile until the radlanee 81
his bexraing coEnten2noe can be seen Tor
q mile.
The British Lords have gone % grouse
shooting. tsui they viii do 3 COOL deal a.
thinking over methods to oisstrgc, Glad
stones pr0posed onslaught on primo
reniture and entail and r0;ien boFonghs--
C5ssrssr-yotsrzns.
Ak English jldre sentence 4 womsa
xhc had expos<t, and slightly wounded
her child. 10 seven years penal seryi-
iude A man who had killed his wife
90. only eighteen months imprison-
ment from the same judge.
JAMES BAESEs, Of Ohio, ate a match
with sD0-pouEd hog the other dAy, the
provisions being pudding ard milk
James ate from paa and the hog from
troaxh, and the hog Has mean enough
TO beat his riv&l by two minutes.
MIDHAr PtsHAs place of b4nishmenf.
IL is said, Is considered By the Arllss A.
the most ancicnt place IN the world
They say il IS the plaee - which Adam
and Eve fled after their expulsion from
Paradise, and Ewes tomb is shown &
pilgrims
THE o'e1margarine fellows wonder
why their commodity j. - bitterly at
tacked. while al sort Of aillieratei food
are every dzy bO1ght. sold and elnsumei
without a word o: complaint. There are
good many hard cJnnndrums in this
world awaiting the millennium for al
answer.
~WK can give you the best Of recon-
mends." said the landiaiy TO the appli-
can't for board, and We sllus require,
'em in return from our lOdgers. We're
first class here, high-toned, and none
others need apply. Now, if yOnll Just
squint your eve outer that ere Winisr
and take a look at them clothes hang
in on the line in the hack yard, you'll
see I amt putin on no frills." Brooklyn
Ea2ls.
ME- JAMES PATTON says that curious
Circumstance occurred many years ago
when tes,ator in England left e2Oa0 to
friend, but with the condition that
one-half the sum should be buried with
him in his coffin. The lezatee took al
vice on this matter. Where is the
money noxT" asked his friend. In tbs
bank" was the reply. AL right" say
the sage adviser. -y0u write a check fol
El.ocO and put It into the old gentleman
coffin, payable 10 his order.
why do you have tvo uive2" wa,
asked OF q Wcsigoon chief by Governor
General Iorne daring his tour Th'
chief replied hat by having two wives
be could show more children on tbs
ground at the payment and draw mor'
money. The Toronto Glol< reporter
who heard il, saws; 4 have heard III.
objection raised TO the existing sysisr
OF paving the Indians that It discourage
Christianity by offering a o-emiIin OF
the pagan practice Of poivgsmy hut
never saw 8 more striking exemrlifca
ton Of the fact than was contsined il
this brief and sententi0as reply
The public gsrden ia Boston, one o
the most beautiful and highly embei
hshed flower gardens in the country
vas the scene Of an act Of vandalism
few nights ag0 which shows that tn
Boston population ia not wholly m29'
M of well-behayed persons 4 century
plant, close by the Charles street en-
trance, one Of the largest and finest IL
the grounds, vas found with nearll
all its leaves stripped oil. leaving II a
good a. rTiined Another century plan
had seven OF its leaves cut of. and a fins
la,onia bourboniea was similarly treated
The miscreant who did the work is un
known
HERE j. something touching the rs
thetie style that now seizes upon rs ans
will not let 20:
Her hAi wks woad0r
offeSiheTs and bow
he prylts tare ulIlar
Was sseei a. a r'se.
And her sleeves were - nj thai tisy eolld fics
her Rnze
Her dlmly gown E4s q marvel 70 So
- skurl IN the waist
And nos tit ianei
-Oh. mercy never would DO il,r sSid she.
There Nas a young man With cane.
Whn-e thnlghis Were NJ, fXei upon gain
For he said. Don you see
IT. enough inst 70 be
such young man with a cane
The course Of the swan family q
Oyster Bay toward a son who married
Young woman of his choice illustrates
very common but a very eontemptibl'
phase Of wealthy life in this country
The young woman was the daughter Of
shoemaker of the village. IL Is not pre-
tended that she was not a yirtuous ans
worthy person. The Swans have prob
ably been successful tradespeOple, ans
are no doubt respectable. II is not un
likely they were sensible till none,
made fools of them. The young man /,
graduate Of college and has been 1
luxurious liver. He met the shoe