The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-04-14
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IA time nos siil The ail q sewing na.
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Nos lofttp pst higher salaries 70
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ius lfsug ise 50 AID see alat uai
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kno~ aa-t wie my waits atfnt
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l..smber ~ BIS youth b-iug bel oa Aus
.rev ia kso. a. Ane1elange says
What W. uaut 10 know now Is, whether
AnjrrW nscd q shiuglo o. his band
When Mrs Thrasber said she bad
iHry husbands. all Of shom had enlisted
u ID army, sHtgiul old maid Was mean
cough ~ suggest that It showed shat
Liud oi lie Mrs fLrAsh,r was
a Chicago man committed suicide tb,
other DAY because he found his business
- teasing ~ rapidly that he feared be
MD not bc Ablo 10 manage IL His BUSH
ness vas dodging officers Of the Law
An old couple were walking down
stree, reading signs, Nhcn they ran across
e,e hieh the old man read "Johunn's
Shirt Store well, declare, e1claim.
81 The Oh lady, Il wonder how be tore
ity
4 master was explaining that the land
81 tie world is not continuous. He asked |
boy Now. Jack. could your father
walk rpund the worldy" mo, sir, said
tie boy And uhy2' because he's
dead sir
meddlesonie old woman was sneer
ing at Young mothers Askwardness with |
her infant, snd said. II declare woman
never ought 30 have baby unless she
luoss how TO hold It. mora tongue
ither, MAS the quiet rejoinder.
An old Scotch lady gave pointed re-
n, to minister who knew ho had offend
81 her, and Who expressed surprise that
She should come 50 regularly to hear him
preach Said she. my quarrels Wi
son. mon; it's no vi the gospel
A person leaving a crowded stage on
Naliol avenue, the other day, steadied
himself by resting his hands on the knees
II the passengers What a sayagel" ex-
claimed one lady Yes, replied her
companion, hes Pawnee
Fitting emhems are not always appre-
ciatel The neigubors of poor fellow
who died erected tombstone in his mem.
ory. and had placed above il the conyen-
tional white dove The widow looked at
II through her tears, aud said; at was
yciy thoughtful TO put it there john was
WIS load Of gunuiug and il is an especial
Is suitable emblem
Drunk again, ch2'' said the magis
ifate, contracting his brow aud looking Sc
screlY at the prisoner. 'iis, yer honor,
candidlr returned Pat II was althcr
splittiu wood at yer honors house, and
the leldy asked wul take sunthin'. |
will, says |, aud tux two glasses but #
| had known yer honor kept such bad Ii
qNor pom my ,owl, | wudnt have Tux but
one
Have ron children demanded a
honse renter. Yes" replied the other
solsmnly, six all in the cemetery.
Better there than hers. said the land.
lord. c5a,)liusly, aud proceeded TO exc
cute the desired lease, Ia lue time the
chillrsn rsturaAl from the cemetery,
ahitler tl.g a,l been sent to have a nice
play, lat Il va, to late 10 annul the con.
tragt
The lalc Dc Chaplin possessed
charming talent lnr puns On one occa. .
si0A IN. Emerson preached for him, and
~ catering the palpii laid his silk bat on ,
a. scat Shortly Afterwards Dr.. CnapiD
,abte 49, and sitting down carelessly,
crushed It completely Taking !, mp, he
il 9Th thg remark II pre
,nu.r yuu Ihgu.bi that was a silk hat. but
,,oa 4, is al iu
Whist la c,lig' axis Chambers
Journal VIII .ir surprising yon hegin 3
~ taeang y, hard son nearly break your 4
*, 1 and bite yout tongue terribly Then
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