The Osceola times., 1881-12-03
WAYS OF THE WORLD.

THE supreme court Of California ha.
decided that the Sunday law is constitu
tioral.
A SIMPLE remedy for neuralgia is &c
apply grated horseradish TO the part af
fected.
'PyE got to do some more courting,
he observed. as he made application fol-
divorce.-Phiiodelphid San.
No reporters need apply.-Raiy Waldo
Emerson. Well, they will all the same
Raiphy, If there is an item around.
DoS'r be in too great hurry TO sue
ceed. Work hard TO deserve success
and fortune is sure not to forget you.
WHEN in the excess Of your affection
you tell your wife that she is an angel,
is it true that you wish she were one?
A LITTLE sin may ruin your whole life,
asa rat may gnaw hole through a
dyke and let the river flood the state.
THE new Washington residence OF
Justice Stanley Matthews, of the United
States supreme court, will cost 100000.
SENATOR MAHoNK's manuscript is a sea
OF broad horizontal dashes with here
ani there a ripple of short upward
stems.
IF your life is worth anything people
will find it out sooner or later. Ripe
fruit will fall TO the ground without
shaking the tree.
The Oneida Community have removed
their works from Wallineford. CT, to
Niagara Falls, the water power at the
former place not being sufficient.
BISMARCK is quoted as saying one day
concerning General Ignatief: "The re
port goes that he told the truth once in
his life, but l have never heard him do
So"
Mrs. JOHN ADAMS, of CHATTANOOGA, can
shin" up lamp-post with any boy in
the town. Her husband is the public
lamp-lighter, and she does half the
work.
Mr.. GLADSTONE gives this account of
am by residence LonSoner; | am by
marriage a Welshman, and l am by
birth q Lancashire man."
W. w. CROCKETT, a nephew of the fa-
nous Davy, lives in Bandera County,
Texas, and is noted for his strength and
activity. He is six feet four inches high,
and weighs l75 pounds.
SOMEBODY asks, what is friendship? II
is usually lending fellow five dollars
and then seeing him dodge you in the
streets, and talk you down behind your
back to get you mad enough to not speak
to him again.-Syrdcu& Times. - -.
"AIS'r this little high?" asked a
timid tenderfoot of Deadwood tavern
hf, IaI oh q &.
his dinner. at may be little high" ["
replied the host, fumbling with the
handle of a revolver in the cash drawer,
"but need the money" He got it.
JOHN TESNIEL, the cartoonist of Punch
is a bachelor. and is beginning to look
gray and grizzly" He has only one
eye, and Du Maurier is similarly afllict
ed. "A. Boyd Houghton, who years age
did a series of grotesque illustrations ol
America in the Graphic was also blind Of
an eve.
'THE nations dead" to the number OF
3lSs70. lie buried in seventy-nine ma
tional military cemeteries. OF these the
names of III 302 are known, while l47
b6s are marked unknown" OF tn,
total number, only S,400 were civilians
The total also embraces $500 Confeder
ates, 6,l00 of whom are known, and
$500 unknown.
A PETTY trick resorted to in New York
is to fill up punched coins with wax
and pass them of, at night, on the herse
car conductors. The filling falls ont in
the pocket of the conductor, who is
therefore, unable to pass them of on
passengers, and as he cannot afford to
bear the loss of many dimes, and the
company will not receive punched
money, he fills up the holes with tin
foil and lets the company suffer, as one
Of them remarked, gleefully, to a news.
paper reporter.