The People's vindicator. [volume] (Natchitoches, La.) 1874-1883, 1881-07-30
SD0s0e q ~ leaIslaas Proee.
The llOssier Kaaaer says:

The DosSicr Rassr says:
Sensible people know that On editor
does not always endorse, or, oven believe,
all that appears in his paper.
'ScnSible people" muse be the excep-
tons to tho general rule, for tho moment
paper In issued ita contents sre eagerly
scanned and then tho "far 10 made 70 ~. >
iignrativcly speaking, from tho editors
Carcass until ho il led TO believe, in
pnr" self defence, everything no has print
cd. He sometimes wishes ho could not
believe It, hut then his Onward onsse,l-
nosS' or ''Old ADAM compcls him n
"stand up To the rack" whenever assailstl
for his Published sentiments.
The Vienna Ssssissl u responsible for
this:
We would not be surprised to seo q
man n,elt into tears this sort Of weather :
such IL common with ladies, evcn in win.
tor.
This il to say, that man ~ general
rule il kind Of CONCEALED animal that
only vast amount Of csloric IL required
to thaw. Well If Precipitation 10 tears
then wa coincide with our Vienna con.
fFore. Its all mistake about the ladies'.
There IL . record, that once upon time
one ofthe sex turned into . pillar Of salt
In close proximity to . fearful couilagrs-
ton. But the account says II wss occa.
stoned by her curiosity.
The same paper remarks, in view Of tho
present condition Of the corn crop:
Were We called upon to answer the
query prOpOundel by that sweet Sunday
school hymn, "what shall the harvest he u
We would nnfsltcriugly 10y, corn, oorn,
lot " have cOrl.
Yen, and by the time::the refrain broke
upon tho air, some one would be foolhar,l,
enough to pitch the key note to that de-
lic'ons bijon, "In tho sweet BY and BY"
The st. Tammsny Esrmer chronicles tho
good fortune Of two poor citizens Of thai
parish, who recently drew prizes in the
Louisiana State Lottery, and then adds
This reminds us Of an old SAYING: "AnJ
poor man for children" We forget tn
first part Of tho quotation.
Our memory is treacl,erous, hut wo ap
pend. "A fisherman for :luck /; . pool
man for children; = shot gun for ducks
Frenchman for .tlogs, and the devil fol
us ALL"
W. he People breaches tender su),iec,
when it says:
Thcre 10 . fortune awaiting tho maj
who will invent . process by which u
lower extremities Of 3 msnb shirt nav h
Kept from crawling up around his nacl
during tho heated term-wOrking 8 hand
press, for instance.
Precisely 10. We'll take . hugo sic.
in that invention. Just imagine th,
Thermometer lO9c in tho shsde. tn,
press in motion, tho editors hands be
gr'metl with ink intemingled with grsas
and dust, and . bsvy Of young girk call
ing, In to SO the wonders Of the PRINTING
ofAce and laughing and talking and stui
hng their handkerchief In thoir swec
mouths and finally exploding with hilari
ons mirth just outaide tho Office door
when tho editor Discovers that tho OK
tremities Of biz shirt have crept into con
spiouous prominence. His feelings CO,
oettor be imagined than described. Hurr,
up that patent, some one, quickl
10. Cose in tho Houma Cssr;sr make
this fling ct tho "Riso and FAN Of th
Confederscy"
Tho Applet,ns believe in tho Bibles. in
junction TO lovo your enemy and thCy'v'
gone and got JEFF Davis 70 write . bool
nom which they'll realize millions.
Yes, and jeff Davis will get 'talice .
tho chicken pieT while his name and fhas
wiIl decrease In high standing because .
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