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The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

WHEN an acquaintance says, "How
are you2' and rushes by you without
waiting for reply. If ] was In your
place l wouldn't follow him more than
mile to tell him I was well.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

MANY planters In st. Mary's Plrish,
La, make their cane into syrup and
have 1t passed through the vacuum pan
and ccntrifugals at the rafncries, ,nnd-
ing this to he much more profitable
than making 1T into sugar themselves
by the old open kettle process.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

In case Of brcakage, the human fin
gers are amCng the mos. reliable things
know II, because they are always on
hand with nails.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

IT is about an even thing between
man and the orange peel. Sometimes
tho man throws the orange peel into
the gutter, and sometimes the orange
peel throws the man into the gutter.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

NEW HAVEN manages 10 squeeze &
great deal Of money out of 8 corset fac
tories, Notwithstanding all the work of
the factories goes to waist.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

EAN advertisement of cheap shoes
adds: "Ladics wishing these cheap
shoes will do we'll to call soon as they
VIII not last long,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12
Vegetine
WILL CURE RHEUMATISM.

RHBUMATIsM IS A DISEASE OF THg BLOOD. TO
CURE RHEUMATlSM 1T MUST BIZ TREATED As A
BLOOD DISEASE.
Rev. WM. II. WORTH
Recommends Voyetine for Rheumatism and
Sclattca.
FALL RIVER Mass, May 13, 1870
Mr.. II. r. STEVENS Dear Slr: For Some cars
nave been, at times. much troubled With acute
to, lures from Scatlca. BY the advice oil frion is
who knew tue benefits conferred by Yegetine,
began It's use, and since that time have had
no attack like those previously suffered For
some time past hav3 had no return of the
which disappeared upon taking few doses OF
tho Vegettne. / also take pleaSur in recording
my testimony III favor or Its excellent elect IN
a0ating an inveterate Salt Rheum and count
It no small pleasure TO have been thus made
free. Respectfully,
VIM. II. WORTH,
Pastor First NJ. f. Church.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

"MINE, miner, minus I" This is the
general upshot Of speculation In min.
ing stock.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

WHEN is man = "perfcct brick?
When he shows himself al tho more
manly the harder he is pressed.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

'CuT and come again." as the CIR |
satd to her lover when she heard tn @
old man stumbling about In tho dark.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

A NEW YORK doctor says that eating
Ice cream will spoil girls complexion
and make her feet grow large. Can
such things be "thu..ly ?"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12
HUMOROUS.

NEDDIE AND THE JACKAss.-One Of
~" most pOpul"r young mon on the
Hi. is Neddie Long, who for years was
a member of the fire department. On
Thanksgiving Day Neddle dram k
father more beer than was good for
him, and while In a semi-intoxicated
condition started across the vacant lots
at Oakland and HOboken avenues. In
this lot Justice Nicoll has a pet jack
ass which grazes on whatever goats
and other animals leave. 1t Is a tame
jack and a great tavorite with the chill
uren residing IN the vicinity. Neddie
spied tho animal when halt way over
tho field and he at once stopped.
"Be the powers,' he said, as he ap-
preached the long-eared animal. "I'll
have throw wild ye. If 1 down ye
twice out Of three times I'll ride We
home, an If ye down me I'll bring ye
| pail of wather."
Neddie spoke in all seriousness, and
as ne concluded, he caught hold Of the
J ckass, and by vigorous effort threw
it on Its side.
"That's one for me," said Neddie,
rubbing his hands. "Como on, Mul-
doon.'
lie caught the astonlshcd jack by the
cars and attempted to upset 1T again,
but either the beer effected him, or tho
animal entered into the spirit of the
Joke, for the next moment Neddie was
downed" most completely and rolled
by his opponent into ditch which
flowed handily by. Neddie picked
himself up, rubbed the mud out OF his
eyes and gazed at the jackass, which
with ears erect, faced him for the final
test.
"Bcgorra," said Neddle slowly, as
he stepped to tho opposite side of the
stream, "you'ro to willin. Wen just
postpone the last throw till Christmas" !"
AS ho started to leave Neddio saw
that the tusule was being enjoyed by
some thirty or forty vi tizens, who
cheorcd the jackass to tho ccno as his
human antagonist fled.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

"WHY do the days grow longer pa ?'
Inquired young inqulsltivencss.
"Thty don't. Every day IS just
twenty-tour hours long"
"Woll, then, why do the nights grow
shortcr2''
''They don't. Every night ls-wcll,
well, study 1t up yourself, young
man."
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

"CAN give my son college cduca-
tion at homer" says proud and ak
iOus father.
"Certainly," replies an export who
knows all about It. can you want is
base ball guide, a racing shell and n
few packages of cigarettes"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12
rays AGENT to Sell the Standard Agricultural Book
Farming for Profit

VoSSEfSGG NJ EN- Learn relographyl Earn $40 to
1tic"s; Wic Address VALENTINE BRoS Janesyii%s.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

A LIENS Hrain Food cures Nervous Debility
A and Weakne Of Generatiye Organs, eI-ail
a5REgists. Bend for Circular 10 Aliens Pharmscy,
s18 First Ayo,, N, Y,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

mpsGYMEHT-shtoo.Ss -sto.s HMhiSsiR nIsS,ssIII.nYf %rsSysIInYf
sdxancsd; 3D. WAdEs promptly psid snH6SEsS
- Z" co' aOo GcorGe 81. .ClncinnnfI ~
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-02-12

SoMer a favor upon the advertIser And the
RuDIlsher by stating that they saw the atlvnr.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1881-07-14
NetO Advertisements.
1901. 193O-1.
The Patriot, Daily & eekly,
For the Ensuing Year.
1901.

The subscription price Of the wEEKLr PArRIoT has
been reduced 10 Sl.0o per copy per annum.
To clubs Of fIrTr and upwards the wIrKLY PATRIOT
will be furnished at the extraordinarily cheap rate Of
ID cents per copy per annum.
THE DAILY PATRIOT will be- sent TO any address,
during the sessions of Congress and the Legislature
the rate Of 60 cents per month.
Under the act of Congress the publisher prepays
tho postage and subscribers relieved from that
expense.
Every subscription must be accompanied by the
cash
Now Is the time Ito subscribe. Tho approaching
sessions Of Congress and the Legislature will he Of
more than ordinary interest and their proceedings
will be fully reported for the Daily aud a complete
synopsis II them will be given IN tho Weekly.
Address PATRIOT PUBLISHING co,
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Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1881-07-14
Growth OF Railways.

The growth OF railways in the grand
division of the globe, as reported in q
recent statistical statement, shows that
the New World has been the great thea.
tire of exceptional activity, and Asia,
the cradle of the human race, especi
ally torpid in her progress. The re-
ported mileage Of 1877 in Europe was
95,0l7; in Asia, 7,l52; Africa, 2,02l /;
Australia, 900; and America with
the United States corrected 70 lSS0),
1875, 80 that out of total Of 2I5,005
miles North and South America, main.
ly on account of extreme rapidity of
development in our own country, con.
tanned about half the railway mileage
Of the world. II is scarcely probable
that such relation can permanently
exist. The time must come when the
obstructions heretofore prevailing to
the establishment of railway lines in
the populous districts of China and
other Asiatic countries will be removed,
and this period may be hastened by the
success which has attended the opera.
tion of number of the lines In India
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1881-07-14

embracing complete and comprehensive disfatehs
from NssuINeroN. including fli reports q N
speeches q eminent politicians the questions a %
hour.
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POIITlCAI MINIS

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New York Weekly Herald.
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Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1881-07-14
Application for Charter.

NOTICE is hereby given, that an
1N application will be made under the Act Of A.
semby Of tho Common wealth Of PennsylVania. enti-
tied IAN Act TO pruyids for the Incorporation and
Regulation Of certain Corporations, approved April
- is7I and the Supplements thereto for the charter
Of an intended corporation TO be called THE snow
shoe Coal and mpfovemeni Company the character
and object OF wlich IL 10 carry the business Of
mining shipping aud selling Of bituminons coal and
other minerals the manufacturing and selling Of lum.
hcr with the right purchase hold and convey tim.
bsr aud coal lands, and TO improve and dsvelops the
same and 70 manufacture iron aud oonstrue, furnaces
aud dispose Of all necessary property real AMI PER
sonal In connection with said business and for thcse
purposes 70 haye, po.sess and enjoy all the rghs.
benefits franchises aud privileges conferred by said
Act Of Assembly and its Supplements.
EDMUND BLANCHARD, Solicitor.
June II, 1851. 4i+w
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1881-07-14

The Pennsylvania State Teachers As.
sociation will hold its next meeting ct
Washing IN, Pa, July 26.2s.
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0SH a week In your town. Terms and g. out
nQO ht free. Address II. HAELErT co, Port
land, Maine. ally
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

TT is estimated by experts that the
stealings of the Star Service average
between 81 100000 and S3,OOO,OOO
every year. AS happens in all such
cases, part of this money was squand-
cred recklessly and i'll way to atien-
tion. When it became known that
Brady had at last been summarily dis
missed, because he could no longer be
retained, ex-senator Dorsey, who was
so magnificently entertained by the
distinguished Republicans of New
York for buying success in Indiana
and others like him, rushed to his as
sistance with all possible speed. Other
patriots are engaged in the effort to
protect the Star Service thieves in and
out of Congress. Since full exposure
would bring ruin and disgrace to all
concerned; there will also be strong
effort to prevent the criminal prosecu-
tion of the guilty officials and to block
the civil suits that might compel the
restitution of part of the stolen spoils.
--NeaU York Sun.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

GEN. GEORGE SHERIDAN of Louisiana.
the vulgar Republican clown who was
brought into this county during each
of the last two or three Presidential
campaigns to amuse Republican audi
ences with obscene anecdotes at the
expense of the Democracy, turns up at
last as one of the Star service gang of
robbers, and has been bounced from a
fat position in Washington. And
thus "leaf by leaf the Republican
rose bush is being denuded of its
bloom. Belletontain Eraminey.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

DORSEY, the great Republican cam.
paigner, has been notified by Post
er-General James and Attorney
General McVeagh that he can have no
special investigation of his connection
with the mail contract frauds, but will
have to take his chances when the evi-
dence is submitted to the grand jury.
1t will be interesting to notice how
many of those who were last year saw
ing the country from a"reign of fraud,' -
were at the very moment lining their
pockets with public plunder Bee.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

AS will be seen by notice elsewhere
the County Central Committee is called
to meet on the 28th inst, for the pur-
pose of selecting time for holding the
County Convention and transacting
such other business a may come be-
fore them. 1t is hoped that every
member of the committee will be
present on the 2sth, so that a full ex-
preston may be had.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

HAYES recently told a friend that he
was made acquainted with the Star
Route rascalities about one year ago
but that he was afraid to meddle with
the matter on the eve of Presidential
election. The success of the Republi.
can party was Of greater Importance tC
him than the purity of the civil service
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

Hon. F. H. HURD gave complimen
tary dinner to D. r. Locke (Nasby)
previous to his departure for Europe
on Thursday evening last. The din
ner was given at the Oliver House and
was enjoyed by some twenty persons,
members Of the Draconian Club of
Toledo.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

Let the poor sufferers from female
complaints take courage and rejoice that
a painless remedy has been found. We
refer to Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. 1t is prepared at 233
Western Avenue; Lynn, Mass, Send to
Mrs. Pinkham for pamphlets. ct.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

Hon. VIM. LETcHER, Of Bryan, a
cousin and the man who taught Gar
field to drive mule, has been appoint,
ed and confirmed as Register of the
Land Office at Mitchell, Dakota Ter
ritory Garfield will take care of his
relatives.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12
NAPOLEON, o., MAY12 1881.
Notice to Members of the
County Democratic Central
Committee.

The members OF the Henry County Democratic Cen.
tral Committee requested to meet in Napoleon, Oh
Saturday, May 2Sth, 1881,
at1 o'clock P. NJ, sharp, at the office of Haag &
Ragan. 1t is important that full attendance is had
as the time for holding the county convention will be
set and other business transacted. The following
members of the Committee:
j. F. Otto, Ridgeville; r. Jaqua, Freedom; s. M
Heller, Napoleon; f. Nischwitz, Flatrock; @. Horn
ung, VIM. Kaufman, Pleasant; Henry Mangus
Marion; Joseph Rentz, Monroe; j. N. Bliss Harrison
7. Miller j. d. Morey, Liberty; W, W. McGitfn
Washington; j. w. Hanna, Damascus; J. J. Bollmer
Richfeld; Joseph Holmes, Barlow.
s. NJ. HELLER,
B. F. STOUT, Chairman.
Secretary. I'd
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

The Judiciary Committee have re-
ported adversely on tie nomination of
Stanley Matthews. Lamar was the
only member favoring confirmation.
Good bye, Stanley.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

The Cleveland Daily Plain Dealer
now appears in new form,a six column
quarto. We are pleased to note this
enterprise and sign of prosperity in the
only Democratic daily in Northern
Ohio.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12
Rucklen's Arnica Salve

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fe-
ver Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chill
blaines, Corns, and all kinds of Skin
Eruptions. This Salve is guaranteed to
give perfect satisfaction in every case or
money refunded. Price rs cents per box
For sale by j. G. Saul. sep3'9Otf
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

The fight on the school superintend-
ency question has not blown over. The
determination among the patrons of the
school for change is getting stronger
every day. There are entirely too many
persons dissatisfied with the schools as
now conducted, to admit of the plea of
me fight being made on personal
grounds. The people want their children
educated at twenty-one, but not gradu-
ated at fourteen.-B,yan Press.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12


THE followingis the letter written
by Garfield, which brought large
amountof money from the star route
gang to elect him:
MENTOR, o., August %, 1880.
MY DEAR HUBBLE:-Yours of the 10th inst re-
ceived and contents noted. Please say to Brandy
that hope he will give all the assistance possible
think he can help effectively. Please tell me how
the departments generally are doing, AS ever
your, JA GARFIELD. :
HON. A. HUBBELL, Washington, D. G.
The effective help that this letter
procured was $5o,OOO to buy up In.
diana. diana. This letter is as brief as the
Morey one, but Garfield does not deny
it.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

The State Democratic Central Com
mittee is called to meet in Columbus
on the 10th, to fix date for holding
the State Convention.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

THE Republican papers are now busy
telling their readers that Garfield is
President. Have they just found it
out?
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12
Rt''1otfatit 2}Nort1usst.
sRy- OFFICIAL PAPER OF HENRY COUNTY.

5- When you pay more for the Rent Of
your Business House than for dd0eTttSln9
your Business, you are pursuing tdtSe
poticy. If yoW can do business let 1t De
EnOaUn.-FRANKLIN.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

(NorE.-we respectfully ask the clergymen as well
as all Others in Henry county, to send lis forpubca-
tion in the NORTHWEST all the marriages and deaths
especially cometo their notice.-ED.)
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-05-12

THE census office states the people
Of the, United States pay ANNUALLY See,
$1,000 for their daily newspapers
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1881-09-24

IT 10 pleasant to note that, for
the second time, it has been DEM
onstrated that the United States,
in its political affairs, is no re-.
specter of persons, and that the
two shocks of the assassination of
Presidents Lincoln and Garfield
have in no respect impaired public
credit or confidence, or led to any
demonstrations which even GUS
picious European nations could
dIstort into evidences of instability
In our Institutions. The cap sheaf
is put upon this gratifying state OF
things by the fact that even the
intense national exscration of the
assassin Guiteau has led to no mob
disorders. In truth, the Republic
Of the United States, as Republic
should be, is absolutely independ.
emit of personality. The dominion
Of law is at all times supreme, and
our people are only too solicitous
to show how reliably patriotic
they are, under all conditions.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1881-09-24

OUR contemporary, the San
Francisco Post, remarked, in a re.
cent issue, that, with the exoep.
ton of Presidents Jefferson, Madi.
son and Monroe, Gen. Garfield was
the most scholarly man that ever
filled the Presidential chair. The
dead President was undoubtedly q
very scholarly man, although
many Of his orstions were not free
from the volant impulse of the
sophomore. While the whole Amer.
lean people are mourning for him
with a singular unanimity Of sen.
s5imsnt, there is no occasion fol
surrendering our hold on facts In
order to admit of the unstinted
dow of gush. Old John Adams,
the second President Of the United
States, was notably ACC emphasized
person, his linguistic gifts embrace
ing an exhaustive knowledge OF
the Latin and Greek languages.
His son, John Quincy Adams, who
was made President by the grace of
Henry Clay and the complexities
Of eur electoral system, was a per-
feet Admirable Criohton. In ad-
dition to specially thorough con-
vsrsance with the classics, be was
resident for = great period of his
youth and early manhood In Eu-
rope In diplomatic capacities, and
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1881-09-24

THE editor of Hoyper's Weekly
comments with great indignation
upon the fact that ex-senator Plat
has been elected Chairman Of the
Repu blican State Central Com
mittee Of New York, thus assuring
. machine "stalwsrt" control of
that body. George William Cur
tis will be treated to the mortidca.
tion of seeing that the Republican
party Of the Empire State will be
Just as compliant under President
Arthur In the interest Of the stall
warts, as 1T was, q few short weeks
ago, to the behests which then en-
anated from Washington, under
the Garfield regime. There is no
amount of crow which the late OPP
ponents of Conkling and Plat will
not be ready to eat before the pres
ent year has drawn to q close.
Wait and see.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1881-09-24
Electrical Experiments.

The Academy of Aerostatlon of
Paris exhibits model of the cleo
tro-subtractor, an electrical bal
loon constructed according to the
principles advocated by the Dupuy
de LONE. M. Jules GODDARD, O we'll
known aeronaut, has sent an cleo
trical warner; when the balloon is
descending an electrical vibrator IL
set in operations; when IL is ascend
Ing another bell rings. This effect
is obtained very simply by a valve,
which is in equilibrium when the
balloon keeps its level, and is
moved by slight wind. Altogeth-
or the exhibition is a most inter.
esting one to many who are now
taking an interest in ballooping,
and we are glad to hear that it
promises to be a great success.
Steering by electricity has been
tried on Scotch vessel, accord ing
to Engineering, with the object of
dispensing with a helmsman and
making the compass itself guide
the ship. Thus the compass-card
is fitted with an index set to the
true course, and one degree on
either side of the true course two
metal contact pins are adjusted.
Each pin is connected with sim
gle Daniel cell, and when the ship
deviates SO much as degree fro N
her course, the index comes In con-
tact with one pin or the other,
causing q positive or negative cur
rent to flow, and to act upon by
draulic apparatus which works the
helm.
The experiment of using an cleo
trio lamp in place of the headlight
of a locomotive has been made on
railway in Australia, and the re.
suits are said to have been salts
factory. The difficulty encountered
in previous experiments was that,
on account of the sensitive nature
of tae lamp, 1t could not stand the
constant Earring of the locomotive,
The lamp successfully employed
was devised specially for the pur-
pose, and gave steady light, il.
Illuminating the track for distance
of 800 yards, aud bringing out the
color of signals with great clear
ness.