The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-07-30

LIFEIN NEW YORK,
Conk1ing aud Platt.

ConkIing aud Platt,
C0IkiiDg and Piatt,
No longer d,coTi ,ate any black cat.
Miller and l. pham,
miller and LapnAIn,
Our old parry friends now quickly We utap
!-Courier'Junrnai,
Fluffy means soft, downy.
Mrs Poor hsa bought house al Newport
that cost $4,000.
Men who have seen better days-The
crowd coming in from the Races.
Mr.. Jeup has written German poem Line
columns long, all on Oonklisg.
Mics Willard wants the "Haystack nouns
tain" renamed, that it may be called Nit. Gar
field.
Sarah Bernhsrdps tomb Is Of b ack mar
bic; but Sarah is not dead; she is only plays
ing marbles.
War in South America is terrible thing.
What could DO m re terrible than Nh
army with bananers?
1t lie asserted that dark clothes become in
fected with contagious disease mora than
light apparel.
Miss Anderson, in her dove-colored cot
iage, is said to DO drawing most of the atten-
ton ut Long Branch.
Another daily paper has been started in
Indianapolis, but fortunately tho facilities
for avoiding that city are smpie.-Caieago
IT bune.
The gentlemen who adhered 80 faithfully
to Mr.. Conkling in his late troubles are called
tigars. The gentlemen who applied The
| stripes are called halt-breods.
Baroness Burdett-Coutts ia looking ten
years younger than she did before her mar
rage. This ought 10 encourage other wor-
thy English ladies 10 cons DIR good Ameri-
cans when they select II husband.
Ofcourse tho republican papers are joking
about tho surgical operations sely performs
ed on the ngu'ot Senator Hill IL wouldn't
be surprising II on tor Malone were to write
IA paragraph abousn.
Governor Porter does 10. seem to BIO tho
saint and statesman no seemed when the
pubicans Of Indiana elected HIM. The
indianapolis Herald, "a rabld republican paper
is tr, ing to tear him ull to pieces.
A little boy was asked II h k lew VIII 70
the wicked tinalIy went W. ho answered f.:
They practice raw here for u spell and
then go to the legl laturs 1t WAS u painful
operauo for that boy " sit duwn for few
days.-Harliord Post
Mile Marie Fletcher, the daughter OF the
great actor, Is about to be married. The
bridegroom is announced TO DO M. B SCUM,
one of the tonors OF the Grand Opera. This
match is not an especilly brilliant one for
the beautiful sndguiftcd girl -Porls Letter
Judge Lynch h4s just hanged a small
judge in Colorado for shielding criminals.
Tnis is pretty severe as well MS shameful, but
il is so rare that anything is ever done 10
check tho Injustice of some of the pet y
courts that lew tears will be shed over the
Colorado tragedy.
When MIR. Black. gentle counterfeiter ut
Erie, Pa, WAS wanted for his photograph,
me planted himself across his coll aud swure
to have the hearts blood Of the first man
entering" So AIR. Black, backed by legal
opinion. that force coulu not BE- used in such
u case. r'msins unuhotographed.
A Louisville gentleman. while smoking
cigar, heard something drop. He looked and
discovered that 1t WINS nail. There wns
visible in tho cigar good.szed hole, which
had becn occupied by the nail. No ham
mer was iouod. Hammers, however, will
DO introduced in tho larger cigars after Il
while.