Litchfield enquirer., 1881-04-28
CLIPPINGS.
sEE E Clerical crrors-long sermons.

The Fishery Questinn-Gnt a bite?
 Signs of Keep off the Grass'' are hegin- ming to show abeve the snow drifts out west. ''The poor we have with ynn always but the rich are only here summers. TT
 Now that measles are prevalent mothers as well as astronomers are looking for spets on the son. TS ~e rE%% Ss ~
 Mr:T.awson tried 'o crush Truth to earth in the person of Mr. Lahnnchere. but it rose again in cross exahination. Ea I Jones says that the clnnds of his early child hood were no bigger than w"man's hand, but a squall alW avs foilnwt d them The words. (Which of ynu by taking thought can add one cni!it nnlo his stature ?" were written before the days of pug hats and "''''S "ss ssH~as~ ~ss~ sssa a''R.a- s'-7
 The papers have sdeai t,D sav satoutihe means "ftgress from oursF theares.s Fopg says he is more troubled about the means of entrance Szsssk- sssssAss F SsFs7 s<E@@3a% #
 The new cZar leads very simple life. He rises early and breakfasts with his family. and then puts on his boiler iron Overcoat and takes walk in the back yard.
 We never knew hpfnre that the Chinese conldabe sarcasfic:- hut thevAare going into it now on a gigantic scale The viceroy wants to reorganize their navy on the Aneri can plan.
 The inhabitants of the Cannihal Islands have discovered irirhiha insan American mis- sionarv. This is a sad blow at oneof the country'sJeading exports Sf The new settlers in Tpxas will find nlenty | of elbow rOnm. if nothing else. One of them writes that h" has 'thr Rio Grandp for a bath tub and all Mexico for back yard" "Oh. give me anything made of hpans. ex. | claimed Boston man taken sick in the west, when asked what he w"lli have to eat They oheyed his request. They gave him castor | oil.
 .''Wanld. yon say" asked Prof S.earns. l "'I ,wenli rather walk or I had rather l walk?' II would sav.' replied the smart had l hoy "I had rather ride. most pmrhaticaliy ' | And he was marked three helow zero, with cloudy or partly clearing weather. - l Carving isn't fun A young man was m. vit"d tnacarve a str-<"v at dinner. recently, and hefore the knife was taken from him he had upset glass of water. wrenched his | shoulder. shot fine bird across ihp table into ! a ladv's Ian. and nearly jall,rd mans eve out, and it wasn't a tough hird either. .4
 She laid her cheek on the easy chair hack l against his head and murmurrd '.How dn l love forrest thns against vnur dear head An
 g"stns." ''D., vou ?" said hn: ..is it because ,ynn love me darling?" No -hecansa if is 1 co nice and soft ,' Then he lay and thought n,rtl
 The Yonng rlan who hammers his thumb
 nail this snring while putting down carpefs or | who is violently caught nnd": the chin Ivy q i clothes line when h." goes ont in the yard aftr, | dusk should remember that in the revised rd
 i'ion of the New Tes'a" et the words ave
 been changed to ''hades" and .'condenna I.iion"
 Two well dressed ladias can:nc t,,,s nf orn "f nnr churches vrs'nr'iav we're Iin.,-d tn re.
 mark nn tine beautiful music they had T., tr listening tn Said nnr '.Wasn't it lovpl, -esnecialv that Drtrnii ?" .tYes.'. said i, (
 other. ''the Detroit was lovely. but the Ta l.
 rum Ego was just splendid, id,"s.esss.x.sAs4. eSszSGF sSs@s $sA@s They had been engaged to he married if
 teen years and stl; he had not mustered ur
 resolution enough io ask her tn name ,he 1 hinrv day: One evening he called in rar 1 thuiarly srHIy-fran r ia ipd and ask ed le,
 [" sing Ii,n something tender and touching
 s'm ehing that would ''novr,' him She s,t
 down at the piano antlssarg: sDarl:rg, I au growing e,l.L''sS=g g SO 2o< : 112S. < l Dr rtnnns. Nav E ,giani divine. met z pant th-is' ical physician al the. house of sick | parshioner. Ii was no place for anarrel
 i,lf the ahrnptqnesiiR of ihe rantfeist p as.
 MT. Ennnns, ia,W old are you y' ~Sixty.
 was ihe triumphant response Then YOU l are th. sa nea ye as X h n ani Eve ?" Ger taiplv. was in the garden when they were ,, l Il have always heard thst there wasa third | party in the garden with them bat I never knew before that it was yoa." rei1ined the "is'"e' sias saszasvs =3f
 l FROM THE DANBURY NEWS. l This is the last day of Lent. thank good. ness.-HOnest but undeU0ut Nemto,cn Cigoni ce.
 | Canaan is making extensive arrangement to celebrate, the ,affie for a silver watch. in May.
 1 H N. of Goshen, gets his head far enoaph above the drifts in his front yard to announce that snow is full nf ammonia.
 l Dr. Brnnshn. of Neg Milford. is charged I by -tle Ray with brnlally heating his wife. 1 She is little; mite of woman, which must he q great encon agenent tn the doctor, and she is SO afraid If him ttat she V i'll even lie to | save him from punishment, which is further nYsH yrs fv ff,I fort