The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-08-11
Waits from the Political Whirlpool.

OHIO presents the funny picture of Republican
and Half breed running for Governor.
GUITEAU wants to be admitted to bail, If he
will promise to 'kick the bucket say admit him.
THERE'S policy in choosing a candidate with lots
of money It's better to be defeated with full stom
ach
YES this campaign is a ''still hunt and Calico
Charley has been out cunning among the boys for
weeks.
DEMOCRATIC poet refused write campaign
song for Book walter Club because ''Bookwalter'
rlymsd with halter
Mr.. BooKwALTER has concluded to let the voters
look at him. He wants them to how man looks
just before being defeated for Governor.
THE "boys" didn't enthuse much over the turbine
wheel factory, but when they heard he owned a big
hotel with a bar attached. they just howled.
Mr.. BooKwALTER is a manufacturer of turbine
water-whees, but he has found out that he cannot
run Democratic campaign by water.
"SwAIM," said President Garfield, the other day,
Il want to try my legs"' This remark probably
caused by the President seeing five doctors in his
| room.
| GEORGE MORRISON, of Licking County, knows
more about the sentiment of the American people
with regard to Guiteaus act than he did before he go
his mouth slapped.
THE exceeding great love which the valiant anc
veracious Col. Vance bears to the Dem candidate fol
Governor is perhaps on account of that candidate
| name being BooK-walter.
THE reason why Democrats so often choose a rene
gade Republican to lead them to defeat is that the
know they will be defeated anyhow, and they woul,
rather 'cuss" a Republican for 1t than a Democrat
MR.. BooKwALTER called on Gov. Foster a few day
ago. Mr.. Bookwater wanted to the style of maj
who is going to beat him. He expressed himself a
much pleased with Governor Foster. So are the peo
pie.
THE Democratic politician ''tip-toes,n and yell
over Bookwater's shoulders: "Behold the grea
statesman" !" But while the politician does this b
stands behind the candidate, with both hands
into the candidates pockets.
YOUNG alleged politician of Jackson a few day
ago received the "cut'' for Jackson County, made
represent Bookwalter. Mr.. Bookwater, like Mr.. Til
den, will advertise himself after the manner Of d.
Shakeemups Ant-Diarrhea Knoekemstif.
THE young men of the Democracy-fresh FRO
their Sunday School lessons-nominated Mr.. BooI
, walter because, among other recommendations, h
name is John Wesley" The Democratic party, 70
remember, was always follower % Of John Wesle!
MIR. BooKwALrER is trying to initiate Uncle San
my Tilden. He will run literary bureau during til
' campaign. j. Edwin Spear, at Columbus, will furnis
brains to the Democrotic country editors and bi
]. Edwin God speed for he never struck mark'
where there greater demand.
WE would say to our Democratic friends that the
should not boast with undue vehemence, in the pres
ent campaign. We see them take these spells abot
once a year. AM NOT AFRAIDr' yelled man in
dark wood, he precipitately fled from imasinar
ghost.
DEMOCRATIC papers laud Mr.. Bookwalter becaus
he told his men they might vote If the wanted to.
he had tried to prevent them, he would have acte
like a scoundrel. They ask to vote for him, the
because he Democrat and didn't act like scour
drel. Democratic logic is sometimes hard to unde
| stand.