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Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-04-30
Probate Order.

STATE of Michigan, County of Cheboygan--
~ IS. AT session of the Probate Court,
for the county of Cheboygan, holden at the
Probate Office, in the village of Cheboygan,
on Friday, the fifteenth day of April, in the
year one thousand eight hundred and eighty
one.
Present, Edwin z. Perkins, Judge of Probate.
In the matter of the estate of David Farrell,
deceased. On reading and filing the petition,
duly verified, of Schuilar Farrell, praying that a
certain instrument now on file in this Court
purporting to be the last will and testament of
said deceased, may be proved, approved and
allowed, as and for the last will and testament
of said deceased, and that execution of the
same may be granted to Schuilar Farrell and
Edison A. Farrell, the executors named in said
will. III .faE- f.' fgrrr ..f l.,E ~ = -
Thereupon it is ordered that Monday, the
9th day of May. at ten O'clock in the fore
noon, be assigned for the hearing of said pc
titiOn and that the heirs at law of said deceased
and all other persons interested in said estate.
are required to appear at a session of said
Court, then to be holden at the Probate Office
in the village of ChebOygan, and show cause,
if any there be, why the prayer of the petit
toner should not be granted: And it is further
ordered, that said petitioner give notice ito
the persons interested in said estate, of the
tendency of said petition and the hearing
thereof, by causing copy of this order to be
published in the Northern Tribune, news
paper printed and circulated i'm said county of
Cheboygan. three successive weeks previous
to sad day of hearing.
"a true copy EDWIN z. PERKINS,
16april4t Judge of Probate.
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(ptiicura
Something of Interest to Every
Man Woman and Child.

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Is your complexion disfi2ured with unsightly
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out, and scalp covered with scales?
Is the skin on your hands rough, red, cracked
or bleeding?
humors bursting from every pore?
Is baby afflicted with scald hea / or any scalp
or skin humor?
If so, then no human agency can So speedily
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The Wrong Candle.

among many amusing anecdotes of
the Russian imperial family, related in
the late Karl Bender'S memoirs, is the
following highly characteristic stsry of
the eccentric Grand Duke Constantine.
Gar Alexander's eldest uncle. While
residing at Warsaw Constantine gave
splendid banquet to a number Of the
great Polish mobiles. to each of whom, at
the conclusion of the feast, an ordinary
taliOw candle was served on a plate by
the attendant lackeys. As soon as all
his guests were supplied with these De-
cullarly unappetizing objects, the grand
duke, who had given orders that an imi-
tatlOn candle, admirably executed i'm
marchpane, should be placed upon his
plate, rose from his seat and exclaimed:
Gentlemen, let us eat, to the honor of
Russia, the fayorite national cOmestible
OF my country. Look at me. This is the
way;tO do it." So saying he threw back
his head, opened his mouth wide. and
inserted therein two inches or so of the
dainty in question. As he closed his
teeth, however, the expression of his
cOuntenance suffered an extraordinary
change. One of the nOblemen sitting in
immediate vicinity had cOntriyed to
substitute his own genuine tallOw can
die for the marchpane imitation set be-
fore the grand duke, who, not choosing
to betray himself to his guests, found
himself condemned to chew at least one
copiOus mOuthful of good Russian tai
low as an example to all the victims OF
his detestable jest. none of lwhom of
course dared to abstain from doing as the
terrible Constantine did. 1t is needles to
say that the dexterous appropriation of
marchpane candle while devOuring that
toothsome article with joyful heart,
baf1ed suspicion by the most hide0us
visual contortions, expressive of loathing
and nausea.
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NORTHERN TRIBUNE.
SATURDAY.. APRIL 90. 1881.



Now the spo0ny rural lover
Round the moOnlit path doth hover, Z.
That his girl he may discover
At the gate, gate, gate. ~
Sharp at half past eight he meets her,
And in ecstasy he greets her, d
And to ices later treats her
Lovers bait bait, bait
And they swing upon that gate
Till the hours pretty late.
Lots of sentimental Ginning
While he hangs, hangs, hangs et41t
Der the gate, the maiden winning;
While he feels against his face
Bits Of lace, lace, lace,
And the more divine sensations of her bangs,
bangs, bangs.
And he cen f0rgets her freckles
While he dreams about her shekels,
Iyi And he vows her Grecian nose r
Is rose, rose, rose, sffs
And each eye dreamy pansy,
And her love necromancy..
And then appears her father with his boot, boot,
boot. - II ~
As swift as any lapwing
just watch that spOony chap wing -
Down the Opalescent lane "a s.,..E.
Like a western hurricane,
While the owls in every tree top loudly boot,
boot, boot " 81
And the parent lists the music Of his scOOt,
scOOt scoOt-
Lists the standardization Of his scoOt. iq.Ig
-1Puck
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SARAH BERNHARDT.

Famous Trnti.reller Relates Good
Things of the French Actress
Eli Perkins in the Kansas City Journal.
When interviewed more seriously as to
some things going on i'm the east Eli said:
Sarah Bernhardt is the great excite
ment just at present, She is the one OBJ
ject of conversation"
What do you think of her wholesale
condemnation by the clergymen?" asked
the reporter.
They act nobly," said Eli, with a
satircal look. didn't Christ spurn Mary
Magdalen? Our Savior dinn't say, Let
him among you who is without sin cast
the first stone.' Oh, no: He kicked poor
Mary Magdalen down and sat on her."
do you think Sarah Bernhardt very
wicked?"
Very. When she was little innocent
girl, with no father or mother to watch
over her, she fell in love with medical
student. He won her love, promised to
marry her, and one day Sarah found her
self the mother of an innocent little boy.
Then when the medical student deserted
her, with none but God to help her, wick
ed Sarah took that little babe to her
bosom. reared it, and brought it up. If
she had been a good piOus woman she
would have thrown the babe i'm the river
or dropped it off the column VendOme.
But no, Sarah, the wretch, raised it loved
it, and spared its life. Now that medi-
cal student was what / call a high-tOned
Christian man. He deserted Sarah and
the babe-fed the town, and instead of
wasting money to support that baby, he
spent it nObly in saloons for rum and
brandy. But there is one mean thing
about Sarah that has not been spoken
Of"
"What is that?"
''Why, Is years after she saved her
baby she became rich and famous.
Then she went and inquired out the
father of her babe. He was poor and
starving, and what do you think that
mean miserable woman did? Why, she
give him money and clothes. Fed him,
and even now she allows him $500 year
to keep him from the pOOr-hOuse. Oh,
Sarah Bernhardt is very bad woman
very, and still Mary Magdalen was the
last at the cross and the first at the
grave"
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-04-30

The story of the Man who Moved
Cherles Dickens to Pity Forty Years
Ago. 81
From the Albany Express.
Perhaps no man living can SO well APP
preciate the poets couplet as the convict
who is enjoying" life of solitary con-
flnement in the eastern penitentiary of
Pennsylvania. Forty years ago he was
immortalized by Charles Dickens in the
american Notes." Dickens, it will be
remembered. wrote bitterly against the
solitary confinement system which pre-
walls in Pennsylvania, describing with
graphic pen his visit to the eastern peni-
tentiery, and several, of the cases that
came under his observation. Here is an
extract:
I'm another cell was German sem
fenced, to, five. years, Imprisonment for
larceny, two Of which had expired. With
colors procured in the same manner
collecting the,du from rcolored yarns)
he had painted every inch of the walls
and ceiling quite beautifully. He had
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Chancery Sale.

I N pursuar ce and by virtue of a decree of
l. the Circuit Court for the county of Che
bOygan. i'm Chancery. made and entered on the
thirteenth day of August, A. ID. 1880, wherein
Watts s. Humphrey and Galusha ID. ". kollO
were compliments, and Meiica E. Heath de-
PENDANT. Notice is hereby .iven that shall sell
at public auction to the highest bidder, at the
Cheboygan, county of CheboygaD, and state of
Mi ,higan THAT being the building in which the
Circuit Court for said county is heidi on Mon
O'Clock i'm the forenoon of that day, the
following real estate, to-wit: Entire fri
section thirty-three (33) and lot number five 90
of section twenty-eight (2S) all i'm town thirty
six t}i) north, range three west. in the county
of Cheboygan, state of Michigan.
..-t iiit- JAMES j. BROWN.
Special Commissioner appointed by the Court
HUMPHREY & PERKINS.
Complainants Solicitors fF-l !
Dated Cheboygan, April 10Th, 1881.
l6april7t rT si-fnueT eIr.,-5 ~ a.f
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DANDELION.

If you are afflicted with Biliousness,
Liver Complaint, Headache, Dyspepsia,
Fever and Ague, Rheumatism, COnstipa-
ton of the bowels, or any disorder of the
Blood, use DR.. Whites Dandelion Altera-
tive. 1t is purely vegetable, harmlee os
water, yet very thorough in its action.
Pint bottles only one dollar, and every
bottle warented. For sale by O. B.
WEED. -
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A Rochester PHYSICIANS Experience.

R. Caulkins, M. D., of Rochester N. Y,
certifies Oct. 9Th, 1879, that he has
used the Safe Kidney and Liver Cure in
his practice for diseases of the kidneys
and liver, and the result has been salts
factory in the extreme. He says: 81
would now prescribe the same remedy
to all similarly afflicted, and you are at
liberty to state in your testimonials.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-04-30

67nA WEEK. $12 day at home easily
p 4 made. Costly outfit free. Address True
s. Co, Augusta, Maine. 19feb1y
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Farm For Sale.

A Improved Farm of 80 Acres for sale
"a cheap. Enquire of
16april-tf FRANK SHEPHERD.
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House Keeper Wanted.

A HOUSEKEEPER,o of good character, none
"A other need apply can hear of good sit
uatiOn by calling On-Or addressing
RICHARD SCOTT. ChebOypan Mich
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1881-04-30

Unfermented Malt, Hops, Calisaya and Iron.
No medicine like it for the blood, brain, nerves
and lungs. New life for functions weakened by
disease, debility and dissipation. Positive cure
for Malaria, liver kidney and urinary difficult
ties. Comfort and strength for delicate females
and nursing mothers. Warranted the purest,
most economical and best medicine called bit
ters'. Sold everywhere, MALT BITTERS
COMPANY, Boston, Mass.
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: al Aiug Aauos du0 village froperLy
Among which are the following:
IN TOWN 81 N: R.1w. Han Dr.
aepl9 HJ5G yai saGa
u of Nv u section "a.
SwA tswH "a
sMI w, ofn sH il = ine1' 7si'og 81
va ofseA /" % lmsf-i m ns
s sx r. or \ :" Ss. hee aagI cit IA
Nv Ia OF Ia 4" 81: .lsfHif
Sw1 4ofnw1-4" 50
SEX of nwL Z" 49, -NtfaIH fsr q
IN ioWN IS NJ. W. .4,
IN TOWN SO N,R.2w. asis
Mex of W u section 9. -fs lGf givf ,f.
IN TOWN 81 N, RAW.
NV u IF ne II seclIon g. iiff v.uo 60
SX OF ne u IS 8.
IN TOWN So N, raw. tf
y of n Il section -. .,., ..--
rar TOWN PROPERTY.
90 square rods of hd lying % rods north OF
Aacknaw street, being potion of the me
lot
IN MAnKIN,w COUNTY
The property at the Ch.uaux Islands, contain
ing about o75 acres. known as the Father piret
farm.
Dated Jpl, 18th, 1879 rsE -''r-re. .frfli
GEO ". BELL.
Abstract and Real Estate Office.
.8 -rt Irf Ff CHEBOYGAN MICH.
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Notice..

To Edgar Conkling, of New York City; Joseph
l.. Roberts, of Cincinnati, Ohio; William
SaltenStall. of Chicago, Illinois; w. X. Shell
by, of Grand Rapids, Michigan; Josiah E..
Harding, of Bradley, Allegan county, Michi-
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Personal.
been i'll but is better.

Ouida has been i'll but is better.
Oliver Wendell Holmes is fond of noticing
how EnglIshmen pronounce certain words.
DIR. Francke. German scholar. is writing
treatise on ''the character of the devil on
the English stage from the earliest times"
New England newspapers have a story that
the French visitors at the Newport and Prov
idence banquets paid their wine bills ont o:
their own pockets.
Gazettee. j. n sinpularlv shrewd Scotchlri.h.
man from the North of Ireland, who began
life as u mechanic.
Alexi. de Tocqueville said of Senator
Summers brother. that George Sumner
knew the parties and politics of Europe mucl
better shan any European "
Prof Rawlinson's theory that civilization
is the primitive state of man, is claimed as
original bv Prof. Lindsa, of the Nashville
University. who first presented the theory al
Princeton College in 1920.
Postmaster 4. S. Toby. Of Boston, has
formally declined further servis as president
of the American Missionary Association, and
ex- Governor Washburn, of Massac husetts
has been chosen in his place.
Mr.. Charles Dudley Warner and his wife
propose to vssit the Southern Latin lands
during the winter, probably going first to
AvignOn and Provence in general, after
which they will go to Italy, and then t.
Malta, Gibraltar, Cadiz and Seville, where
they will pass the midwinter time.
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An Awkward Faint.

| Some women never can faint IN the proper
manner nor at the right time. And ifa woman
cannot bring about this happy combination OF
| time and manner aud swoop, she had better
get along without swooning. Now, here
about two weeks ago. one Sabbath evening.
| at Bradford. Pa. the best behaved and most
thoroughly moral town in the oil country,
| city not given to fainting o. other anseemly
displays during religious services, the Metho-
dis, Episcopal Conference was in session, and
its ministers were conducting services. just
after the ordination of Geacons woman in
the gallery tainted. Now, while the
ordination Of deacons is most holy, solemn
and deeply impressive ceremAnv. il is not
wildly thrilling and exciting. like the in
i,iation scenes in the Sons of Malta, and il
is nothing to faint over. But this woman
tainted. and n beautiful faint she made of it.
Ii seems that she was sitting in the front seat
in the gallery and slid straight forward on to
the floor, thrusiing her unconscious feet
right through the gallery rail. They must
have been startling pair Of feet TO view, for
the moment they were observed bv the
congregation, the panic stricken worshpers
raised the crv that the gallery was giving
way. evidently installing the swaying feetfor
displaced columns or bracket braces. In the
most worldly manner the congregation made
a rush for the doors and in the panic the
saints trod the sinners under foot. and the
| sinners walked along on the backs of the
saints. according To the respective size Of
saint and sinner. all being animated by the
desire 10 get ont from under the threatening
shadow Of those overhanging feet. In the
midst Of the confusion and terror, one of
those uncontincd luna,ics whose mission 10 to
say and do the most idiotc things under the
yuise of sanity, sprung through a window
and shouted fire. and unfortunately escaped
alive. That brought the Fire Department
and miscellaneous crowd of few thousand
men and bows swarmng around the church,
and although Chaplain McCabe began sing
ing hymn at the top of his rather penetrating
voice the panic could not be stayed and the
people got out, bnt there wasn't a fall bonnet
in the congregation fit to look at.
And how badly this woman must have felt,
when she realized how great ruin she had
wrought by fainting in that ridiculous man
ner, sticking through the gallery rail, like a
saw buck hanging on picket fence. And
how the women with ruined hats will glare at
her, espct tally those women who cant afford
to buy new ones. A woman who is given to
iainting ought always 20 pick out n suitable
place before she lets GO; and no woman
whose feet are sufficiently startling in their
development to throw a gongre regation of
worshipers into panic. has any right to
faint at al. - Rnriingfon Hdnkeye.
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General News.

The Elmira Free Press reports that the first
wife of Joaquin Miller is lying very i'll in that
city and sorely in need of ministering friends
The financial depression in Germany ha,
compelled thousands of owners of painting.
to bring forth their cherished collections and
place them upon the market for sale.
Three hundred converts to Mormonism in
Georgia Alabama and the Carolinas are near.
" ready to emigrate to Utah. This will cost
the democrats Of those States many votes.
Cincinnati pays s26, 900 a month for street
cleaning and repairing. and pays SIS 900 q
year and furnishes carts, horses and men tt
remove garbage.
1t is estimated that the reduction of ths
public debt for the current month will exceed
Sl5, 900, 900. The receipts from all source,
will aggregate about $50. 900. 900, while ths
expenses, including the payment Of - 900,
600 Of pension claims, will be about sl6, 900,
600
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The Toughest Horse Story Ever
Told.

A certain horse in Savreville for twenty
wears has been a cart-horse in brickyard,
and the habit of going through certain round
Of duties day after day for eight months in
the wear has enabled him to do things which
seem to Indicate the possession of mental
faculties similar to some of those possessed
by the human race. II is an old saving
among farmers that crows cannot count more
than three, but this horse has the ability to
connt G5 His routine of labor is to cart G5
loads of clay from the pit to The spot where
the clay is mixed or ground. and then GO for
load Of coal-dust and now. without any
thing being said or done to indicate the fact
to him when he has deposited his sixty fifth
! load. he turns away from the cIay-pit and
goes to the dock for a load If the dust This
is not his only pecuiariiy, for when he goe.
to the pit he backs the cart up himself to the
right place and will take only what he con-
ceives to he his proper load. II more is put
on he backs and kicks and rstiles the carl
about until the load is reduced 10 what lie
| considers proper quantity. Having such
intellectual capacity, il is not surprising to
learn that he will not be driven. As soon "a
the lines are touched he becomes fractions
and unmanageable, but gentle explanation
Of what is required Of him usually had the
desired effect. II il unnecessary to add that
such an intelligent horse will do no more
work after the whistle for dinner or supper
| sounds. All his companions in the yard have
Wit enough for that, and If they are on their
way to the pit for load when the whistle
blows they all turn about and make for the
stable without any 0rders.-New Brunspieh
! IN ~ Home Ness.
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Vennor predicts warm weather for the next
two or three weeks, and while we went wo-
fully wrong in his predictions for the first
three weeks of the last mouth. many will be
inclined TO believe his next prophecy, which
would give us fall like that in 1877. when
hedges were green and flowers bloomed in
many of the Middle States. The warm
weather then extended over the interior, and
grain was green in Kansas. where sharp frosts
are cutting down the trees.