The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1881-06-10
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Atramp's motto: "A little earning Is i
dangerous thing" ~
Solomon was the iirst man who wanted
10 par he heir in the middle.
What u vinegar without mother? II Is
o,rian ve.y poor.- Bosioa Transcript.
One half the world doesn't know how
the other half lies about it-Modern Argo.
= Every cloud has silver lining" Secre-
iary Blaine has the indama.ory rheumatism.
= Roscoe conktiag. IS ssA8.
do not tremtle when / meet &c
sseH The Etotitess of my foes, H.sss# d sssfs
But Heaven defend me from the friend
Who comes, bu. never goes l--sa1e.
Chicago editor gave bis daughter . check
for 100000 on her wedding day. II after
wards made an exceIlent lamplighter. FL
mira Aduertissr.
The Greek wefd for hash contains aIT let.
ters. II Is nm undoubted attempt to alpha
betically catalogue each ingredient of that
delightful compound.-Ne,o HaUea Register,
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Primer for oiIice-holders: We are now in.
We see that we are In. Do we go ont? Some
think we shall. so ont. Did you see US go in
and go out? What will the country do II we
50 out. MT. i fi,g # s4sa
Eichaid Grant White claims to have coined
s. words during the last year without affect.
ing bis health IN The least, and there is some
hope that by y-and-bY he will speak In lang
uage entirely his own.--De.roit Free Press.
L Ella Wheeler, in poetry, says: aI often
dream Of love, holy as the moonlight on q
grave.n We should like to know II the
moonlight ON grave Is any more holy than
moonlight on woodshed roof.-Boston
Post. Is 5tsHs40 N 9dilsaW i4 Ell
Fashionable belle wants to know what
shade will be most preferred this coming
summer. Well, the shade Of a big elm will
be very popular, put ai the seaside the shade
of big umbrella will be much sought after.
Boston Post.s e4i 81 stlFnl saeil ttss
Is New York has an association called " The
Sons Of Rest, of Lemon! Hill, Who Never
Worked and Never Will.' The association
has large membership in this State, but
they are called 'strampsn for short.-Nor.
rissora Herald. ssl t as 8
How doth the busy little wife improve
springs shining hours, aud chuck the carpet
out of doors as round the house she scours
How skillfully she sets the tack, upon III
head SO neat, and wonders whether " hub :
win get the darned thing in,d his feet
sc. Louis Times. hss j. tats
"Isay, jenkins, can you tell young, ten
der chicken fiom an old tough one?' II,
~. or course can" ~ sf0i adI = n,
aWelI, how?'' ss tgt llFRI gt
BY the teeih.s slsg sd4 drh
"Chickens baye no teeth" ~ sYs
Yes, but eave." "Ha su q ANs}
aGeod morning. s4a 165iR
"Good morning. n--E Exchange n.fa9
y AT the dance the other evening he wa
introduced to avery becoming miss, and 50
Of course, was doing his very best to mcri
his good luck. Feeling sudden indisposi
tion he excused himself for minnie, and, OF
returning, was In the act Of removing few
kernels Of coffee from his vest pocket, whei
the damsel astonished him by saying: sDons
chew that: had raiher smell the new rum.
He dident apologize. tl
A statue has lust been efected 10 Camille
Desmoulins. You IS along street som,
fine day and see them rigging up ascaifolding
"Whal's that for, eb2n f-Going 10 eaillotla,
Wiatshisaaine." Afewiyears later you pas
along the same street and see anosherscs fold
ing. .Ah, h,shat's that for?' !. 4Goiag 10 erect
statue 10 Whatshisname.ns s.Fellow That ha,
his head cut oiI2r aThesame." Queercountry
FROM the French si .g .tisGsi ~.
The evening star its vesper lamp ~
Above the west had lii, Bisa a1aBss 81
/ The dnsky curtaius Of the night
Were following over 1t, iaa
He seized her waist aud elaspad her hand
And told his tale oflove; Hit
| He called her every tender narne, ael sss
saa my darling" duck and .'doyeN
Atremor shook her fairy form, 4 NJ
Her eyes began to blink, .H0Sf as
|. Her pulse rose to, hundred, yandy
she cried, II think II think- Ag
He sighed, ssYou think you lore ime?'' for
| His soul was on the rack. 4
"Uh, nor she yelled, a"I think bug III
] Isscsawlipg down my backi' Il
Il s4a4 4.Af 9sls = Brooktyn EdQle.
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