Arizona weekly enterprise., 1881-12-03
PLE4ANTRLES.
WELL drilled-The oil regions.

A CYNICAL man says his wife is only half like telescope. He can draw her out, but he can't shut her up.
 "WHAT were the worst results of the civil war ?' cried an orator. " Widows, shouted Jones, who had married one. "Dozs your wife play euchre ?" asked one. "No," replied the other, rubbing his head ; /" butshe's death on poker" HE servant girl question:" Whats the wages, and how many afternoons and avenin's out do yer give girl ? "PUNN1Na is the lowest form of all wit. said one to punster, who replied, And, therefore, the foundation of all wit.
 AN exchange notes that the o5elisk seems to be quite at home in Central Park, New York. Why not? It is il the land of Faro.
 "TsN'T your husband little bald :" asked one lady of another recently. There isn't bald hair in his head was the somewhat nasty reply.
 IT is said that long upper lip indi ,ates certain degree of good nature, tut the less lip, the better nature on the part of the unwilling listeners.
 4 T1Nrp young man of Macomb
 Took beautiful maid to her home.
 The bulldog was loose,
 Kind words were no use,
 So up an oak tree he did roam.
 WHEN you have convinced woman that lounge worth about g has jus been marked down from $l6 U S2, you have secured customer.-Detroit Fee Press.
 "IF I have ever used any unkind words, Hannah, D said Mir. Smiley, re fectively, "I will take them all back. s'Yes, I suppose you want to use then over again, was the not very soothing reply.
 GnHoo1Y bought cigar, the cthel day, and, as he lit it, the tobacconis said with pride "That's fine i'm ported cigar" Is ?" responded Gil hooly. cit has always been 1nyster, to me why Galveston does not raise he ,wn cabbages. "- Golreston Nelcs.
 HOW FASHION CHANGES.
 A r4.. 4..a.,4,~ ,aa,,. .;Doa Ti,l,s ,.-os ,xon
 Quoth Mrs, links, reflective;
 s'N3y fiery hair he couldn't bear,
 It feeIned fame, prospective.
 "Bat now my links is al my own,
 He's full of tender passion;
 He lauds the glare of my red hair
 God b ess the latest fashion," Cotuter-Jeupnal OCCIDENTAL ISLANDERS.
 And she wrote in handwriting clerky,
 And ehe talked with emphasis ierzy, And she painted on ties
 In he latest of styles,
 But she didn't know chicken from turkey. -Oshsosh Adroeate.
 "How DO you like my spring clothes? asked Leander. Pretty well, replie Hero, doubtfully, and then added, "bu I think I should like you better in walking suit" He sat wrapped in siler thought for about five minutes, and the got up and walked slowly away in tn 9uit he had on.-Burdctte.
 ''HAvE animals souls 2" r anothe rattling conundrum that --4s agitate he soul of science for years. Of cours they have souls. ust look into COW eye and see if you don't find just tll same dreamy sort of expression thi you noticed when last you gazed fondl into the eyes of her whom yon kno positively is the very essence of col 3ensed soul.-Ne,0 Haven Register,
 A MAN who was too poor to indulge any luxuries other than children wa presented by loving but unreckonin wife with triplets-three boys-and | ought for some family to adopt then Mr. Clark was rather inclined to tal hem, but lis good wife thought o1 would perhaps be enough. They wei ;alking it over before their little S-yea Id daughter, who said,. "Why don Jou take one of them, ma. or don't the rant to break the set ?"