The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1881-12-02
HUM0Rs or THE DAY.

\ AiA5tRA tALlts lnd WhAts 70 prevent
it
Rtf PHRdSs II rail mad, spelled back
wards,
pofs L follow That woman raises
thundnr hecHso sho puts lightning in
her brand
III Nou want q got rich, mount a
mulc, bacausa whom you aro OH mule
yah ara battar ail.
Wf should think that scarf pins would
get sea sirk They are al often on the
bo5oms of sueh heNy swells.
soSG IF tho Sioux Chief rs he leaves
ihe wigwlm II Ills Laughing Water
Oh, Sioux anna, don't You cry for
me.
~ Yar knew Who built tile ark ?"
aslied 2 sunday srhool tenchor 81 little
street Arah ind the little follow re-
pliol Naww
CUtaAao las L yiolinst who plays with
his faet Bnt nobody Int d resident 81
Chicago would play with Ills feet NetO
fofh lslaa.aai
R0EI wb9 was fond of oysters
Shelley Ditto, ditto, ten pins Bowles.
Do do safl-shells Crobbe Do. do,
b0ttlea Guchllng,
lf If said thut 4 girl who wears No. 2
shoes anA beautiful hose can ba scared
inta believing almost every little hit Of
weed VI stane slle secs is mouse
i|o6fut fogt.
"A EhnaE part " our happiness
says Mr Beecher, ''is duo To onr mis-
taHos The printer Who got bounced
fof setting ilp infernal reception for
informal reception may coincide with
2f Beesher but we doubt IT,
Btpsl aHe thpu taze 81 ID lovely mnid
Ali ligIarioas radiaut, idr
Ard tlink u ihou stw,st those fich red lips
ai ho unkissel kisses there7
Because il thou did'st not, this ID
Eoal time q begn'st. SteubeapiUc
Hfrah
TOM Iloon's most successful poem was
I'll Song II the Shirt. A great many
American poets don't sing that sort Of a
7aiiE, hGsause thu subject ii iii use seven
mys ii the week, md it hasn't time to
6e sung about SteUbenpHic Hordid.
SliG Naap faai diamonds and lncas,
AQl a WHith hnlt 4 million, they sayj
iitr s4i scholastic tntrlCns
itr lashuu and wealth ol the day;
liFt aau Is Ainadel If htnuty-
Htr rrlis45 are stiue n'Gf and ner;
Mtfna iQBhof1 clnii clugl h3r moro?
Beiroa fras Pre6.
4 WOMAN mny offer III excuse for her
red n0sH tilnt she laces too tightly, but
Whit ehall man say ?-. h'rchaage. D,
I'D ran oiter the same excuse. He also
gets toe tightly by so-lacing himself.
AoTi8toaH ficr0M
ALrHoau tie marriage 81 Miss Nellie
Grant ~ Mn Snrtolis of England, was
criticised ii thi. country at the time,
Nellie dd VIII. Hcr husband has an
Income of about $4,000 aud one baby
yelr. ht0ffehY State jourpal
A rNtLEr dancer il not good for much
nhlrss ahe lenlns her business III toe toe.
Boaiga fop1er. II her teacher knows
iis haMness heel teuch her "a keep in
atep id,oco5 .Struuss. Must she put
her whole cole into -SteubenOiHe
Hefuh
HERr's positive fact Tint occurred in
nAc ot the public schools IN this city re-
rcatlF A small bly was asked to name
some lart af hisow holy. He thought
tor q moment and then replid: Bowels,
which arr five II number n, q, j, D, II,
and sometimes Y and y. Pbitadeiohia
BaiotiH.
"WAs if tho drum major braye?"
asked ono soldier of another. "Of
course, said The other; chow can get
up THE necessary excitement, il fife
nothing 10 Hin inc 4 "Oh, well, a man
musket courage somehow, said the first;
suppose most my one cannon occa-
sion, Eyes, that is tile general order,
aud Tn a bayonet,' said the other
though wish La never be gun.