The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1881-09-13
Sepse and eNoqsense.

A live paper cannot be run on "dead
issues at,
Somebody calls ticeicream "ieast o!
free-zin."
Better to have soft corns than hard
creditors.
Never show levity when people are
engaged in worship.
Never resent supposed injury till
you know the views aud motives OF the
author OF it. g
/ Never think worse Of another on &C.
count Of his differing with you in politi.
cal and religious subjects.
Don't judge a man By the house be
lives in, for the lizard and rat often III
habit the grandest structures.
A Philadelphia drug clerk blundered
in compounding dose for his own Ia
king, and lost his life thereby.
For earache dissolve asia6tida in va.
ter, warm few drops and drop in the
ear, aud then cork the ear With wool
A lady who has returned from r pme
says the principal attractions are .fess,
beggars, dirt and ill-sme:ling Tiber.
Lives Of wealthy men remind us
That by using printers ink.
We can die and leave behind us.
Monstrous piles Of golden .chink.s g
Always take the part Of an absent
person, who may be censured in com.
pany, so far as truth and propriety will
allow.
The overd w OF the flyer Yabu, in the
jurisdiction of Ssgua. Cuba, destroyed
the viaduct and interrupted railroad
traffic -
The weekly statement Of the Bank OF
France shows decrease of 8,800,000
francs in gold and 1,925. 900 francs in
silver
A Chicago poet writes of "soundless
seas of falsehood surging about great
continents of woe" He must have
been listening to some Greenback
speeches.
The clam has larger mouth, lin pro-
portion to ints size, than human be-
ing, yet claim never talks about its
neighbor.
An Ohio woman owed q man $3.50.
To wipe out the debt she married him,
and then for $50 she got divorce, thus
saving $3.50.
An Iowa woman gave her husband
morphine to cure him of chewing tobae.
co. 1t cured him, but she is doing her
own fall blowing.
The man who can sit alone for half
hour with his own conscience, and feel
that he has been in respectable company,
is at to join any church in the land.
All cases Of weak or lame back, back
ache, rheumatism, &C., will fnd relief
by wearing one OF Carter's Suart Weed
and Belladona Back-aohe Plasters.--
Price 25 cents. go
Doctors disagree. Some say whisky
hardens the brain, other say It softens
it. Meanwhile, people without brains
will keep right on drinking it, as it does
not make an atom Of difference to them,
not an atom.
Has your child any symptoms Of
worms, itching nose, pains in the stom-
ach or bowels, bad breath, fretfulness,
or loss of appetizer Denies WeRM
SYRUP will give Immediate relief, ana
will be readily taken.
Governor Foster is q bold man.
When he says that the Central Insane
Asylum is run $40, 900 a year cheaper
under his administration than under
Bishops be denounced the official 6g-
ures in the State House as lies.
It doesn't take long to start city out
among the silver mines In Dakota. West
Virginia City, 10 miles from Dead wood,
under the stimulus Of some rich finds of
ore, has as the result OF four days work
1000 inhabitants, nine saloons, two
faro banks, daily newspaper and fifty
buildings.
The Presidents weakness has long
been that Of 3 mere child, but bis sys
tenn has had the reserve force of q. full
grown man IN the vigor OF bodily and
mental power This, and this alone, hal
kept him up. 1t is this vital force
which, alike in sickness and 10 health
makes one person more tenacious Of ex.
istence and its attributes than another
Mil,oaubce Sentinel.