, 1881-04-07
PERSONALS.


''In spite Of 1neorsoll, nil letters Intended
for me should be addressed US usual" ."-4lfephfs-
lophe'es.
"l1iasnurian ''-Oltver Goldsmith was not
born In 81. Louis. The faot that ho wroto q
poor, entitled ''Tho pcsortcd yiago" Is proba-
bly, what mIH!ad you.
That old and esteemed burglar. the Now
York EWMthg I10st, recently a:ule ono of Mr.. Ex-
SecrotAry Eynrts' most beautiful poems from
this column and cretlitcd II to AIT Tonnyson.
Wendell Phillips ls called by John Bright
q tho Ercntest ornt0r who spoaks tho English
tongue" We aro waiting anxtuusly to SEQ whnt
kind Ut q dish Of tally Wendol will prepare for
John.
Prince Bismarck says that Emile Zola and
0tler French norclists nro responsible fur tho
running nwny of bis snn Herbert With another
mana VITO Franco sce,ns to be 9ettlng oven
with Germany.
a. New Ynrk paper In hfghfalutln efito-
rial compares Senator Mahono to ship sailing
Rrnndiy over the tcean. Mahono has ono at-
vnntaRo uvcr tho ship. ife eau rliso breeze
whenever ho wants to.
Stuart sterne, of New York, Inns written
poem on tho departure * John MCCULLOUGH Tor
England. There is nothing saddes than this, un-
less It DO the fact TINT Htuart found nn cdltor
who published tho poem.
Brock A[cVickar, OF Chicago, saved tho
Czar from brtng assasinated luue q. 1867. Ho
aftcrward wrote poem about 1t aud presented
1t to tho Cur. It Ia noticeable that the CzAr
didn't let nnybody save him this tmo.-llurut
Ila'sttud.
"1f the Republican party wsre to drop
George c. 0oFham thoro wnnld not be Violent
concsA6on. lnra Tribune. II tho 1tda-
pendent party wero Ia drop Judge Davia wo
anutidcr tu think OF the Consequences
Tho betrothal Ut tho Princess Louise, eId-
est tnughtor nf the Prince nf Watos, to Prince
Oscar 0ustayus Adoph,B, the eldest son Of tho
King OF Bwadon. ia now mentioned 10 m hccnsn-
pIishcd faot. Tho Princess Louise 10 II years ot
ago. and tho marriage will not take place for
two ycars.
Angry wife (tt,ne, . n. MI" Is that you,
CharesY' Jolly husband-"Xash NO." Angry
wIfo--" Hero hnyo boon standing at tue head
OF tho atalrs these twD hours. Oh, Charles, hnw
can your Jolly husband fbrnckng upa; "shtaid-
In on your head Gu t'shtalrs2 Jenny, I'm
shpTtscd! How can +! ny Jnyc, can'ts Two
hours, loo! 'Htrouary woman."-Ciuctnltatt Ga
zttt<-1'ut IN ~ a slfched Further.
1'va lettor from, thy dad,
Naby mIne, bahy lnIne.
liz IL roeIlng awful bad,
Dahy m!no, bahy mine.
For the place ha dlln't get, j..
Ito Ia coming buck, my pet,
Aua he'l! stny At home, you bot,
Ilaby mlne.
Chicago .Mother.
Yesterday afternoon the door OF tho
editorial rnons swunR slowly open. and bushy
hrad appeared, followed In u short timo by tho
balance Of q man whnea general outline Ia.
dlcatetl TINT ho waA from tho frontier.
"ls tho Tycoon in.' ho Hsked.
"Tho who'" inquired the only editor In ths
EnoMl who was not huay just then.
Tho Tycoon the Shah, the main Rty,--tha
boss. you know
"Oh. you ueap the editor. No, .be ts not
around at present IL there anything We can do
lor your
~ reckon there might be. Colonol Somo
time uxn your pupef printed something about a
now rAcket In the shape of u practical tourua.
melt. " offered prizes n thugs for tho beat
vcssua. .tn sin4n' on tho right key, bossr'
~ believe there WIS something ar that kind
published" replied the peE9oa addreasct, " but
1t was onlY In fuu."
I'm ssrry to hear thar, pasd." continued ths
visltari "sor ever sIqce lcsy!n' Deadwood I've