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Not Dead.

No, they are still living and in perfect health.
We're they cured by medicines? No. Did they
try them? l should remark they did. How
were they cured: Why, sir. by the electrical
treatment. Who were they and what was their
diseises: They were John Goodman, rheuma
tism of three years standing; J. NJ. Duncan,
general debility of long standing: Christian
Kohrcr. piles OF ten years standing, and a great
many others. who have been cured by Dr. Bru.
baker, the ElectI opathist, Office 947 West King
street, Lancaster, Pa. ltd
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HOTELS.

NOW OPEN-sPRECHEK HOUsE,-ON
~ EurOpeOn plan. Dining Rooms for
Ladies and Gentlemen. Entrance at No. 81
North Duke street. Clam and Turtle Soup
Lobster Salad, Oysters in Every Style and all
the Delicacies of the Season. We solicit the
patronage OF the public. may7-tJd
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Noon Quotations OF tho GRAIN Market

0tOoE MAfkor.
Now York, Philadelphia AMI LOcai stocks
also United States Bonds reported daily by
JACOB Il. Lone. N. +. Cor. Centre Square.
NBw YORK STOCKS.
Stocks strong.
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TXECUTOES' SALE OF CITY PROP
II ERTY. On SATURDAY., OCTOBER ~,
1881, the undersigned Executors OF MichHel
Malone deceased. will expose to sale ut the
Caldwell House, the following Real Estate. viz
A Lot OF Ground on the northeast corner OF
Orange and Shppen streets. with a frontage
of 431a feet, more or less, on Orange street, and
along Shipper street. nOrthwarti, 24J feet to a
public alley. on which is erected :: UOmmOii-
Gus and wcll-built MANSION, No. 30i. two
stories high, with two story Back building, all
in good repair. Also, on rear of lot - two
story Brick Stable and Otner improvements.
Sale at O'clock p. m, when terms will be
made known by -
EDWARD MCGOVERN.
WIN. i. PEPPER.
JAMES NJ. EUR URkE.
Executors OF Michael Malone, Decd
HENRY SRUBERT, AuCtioneer.
octl5, Is. 20, % "a 225 q, 1928, %
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THIRD EDITION.
SATURDAY EVENING. OCT. 10, 1881.
WEATHER INDICATIONS.

WASHINGTON. D. c., Oct. 15.-For the
Middle Atlantic states, cloudy weather,
and rain, southwesterly winds, lower
barometer, higher temperature.
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NEW lDTERTISENENTS.
UIANAMAKEK & BROWN.
VxyASAMAKI n & BROWN.
No Such Store.

Hall England France
The is "La Belle adnere
Paris Seine but visiting this
quantity from, and goods
though prices
duties labor of The
think prices quite low enough considering
things. Clothing all the
We
huldered abroad
popular artst-adesmen there patronized.
English French wide told
of Clothing goods
Men and Boys.
purpose Philadelphia
clothing and improve every
workmanship
people
prices
Signed,
JOHN WANAMAKER,
WANAMAKER & BROWN
Halls E Cors Market Strect,P
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Ynilaalelphia Market.

PnlLADsIra1A, October l5.-Flour-Marke
very dull; SuPernne. IS 995 80: ex'rs
s. SGs 90: Pennsyivanis family ss Goa
l775: st. Louis do IS O0dS y: Minnssso.s
| Extra ~ soar 75:> do straight, - 65IS co.
winter patent y ooGs 's: spring 10 - s'a
Rye lour at &slsk.
Wheat firmer: No. Westetr Red 81 N /;
Delaware .Ss, y and PENNSYLVANIA Red and Anos''
go Corn n,fI, armes: steamer 'la':c; ye low "a
Oats nrm No. =. White, 5sc No. 3. 10 Sic
Rye dull at 81 %.
Provisions in fair jobbfng demand; m. >.
mess beef. ~ 5O,::f o. b.
Bacon-Smoked shoulders 10: salt do
&c; smoked hams l4hc; pickIcd hams.
Lard firm city kettle lst4; ioos, butci-
ers' ls@l@4: prime steam sls 80.
Butter-Choice steady. other kinds weak !:
Pennsylvania creamery extra SS@lOc: West
ern 378sc do good to choice JIG 3.c: Bradford
county and New York extra. .sfl3Oc first-
:6@Nc Western dairy extra, Nc; do good to
Rolls none here.
Eggs scarce and firm; Penn a &c; Western
Cheese-Markot firm: choice grades scarce;
New York full cream l:ss.tlllc; Western fn-
cream lS4c; do fair t. EOO,t, l2ll:c: Gt
Petroleum dull refined. 7'..c asked tor Dc
cember.
Whisky Mt 81 Is.
Seeds-GOOd to prime Glover dull Mt 9T
10; Timothy dull, - 1892 ~: flaxssed
nominal ut 81 10.
EeW fOrk NnrGeI.
New ioRH, Oct. i5.-Flour-S Sta.e and Western
rather more steady light export and home de-
mand Superfne State ut - SOl5 20; extra t!O
s. s3@6 50; choice do 81 GOg7 %: tancy .lc
u logs 80; round hoop Ohio u 3O17 90:
choice do 81 logs Is; supernne western
- SO65 80: common to gOOd extra do
Is S506 20; choice do 81 SOG9 %: choice
white wheat do. at u 76GS -. Southern
quiet; common to fair extra s. :9J7 10: GOOD
to choice do 81 JO0S Is.
Wheat 1s@1Lc higher, business manly spec
ulat i've: No. 2RetI November, 81 52ISt J,iI 'lO
December, 81 a5@l 561s; do January, 81 5S@
l 59z.
Corn %0lc higher fairly active: mixed
Western spot, 6jel zoe 10 future, 10tiG1i1sc.
Oatsa shade stronger and quiet; state i1Sf
sc Western 4405Sc.
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A RI SCHOOL
Instruction in
ELEMENTARY DRA WING, CRAION
PORTRAITURE AND PHOTO
COLORING,
and OIL PAINTING, including MINIATURE
PORTRAITS as the pupils advance. Studies
given direct from Nature. Terms reasonable,
on application.
MISS CLARA Il. EICHHOLTZ,
1td* 4s South Lime street, Lancaster, Pa.
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Eew HOrK Nsnr&el.
Grain and Provision Quotations.

One O'Clock quotations OF grain and PROVE -
ions, furnished by s. X. Iundt, Broker. Is:
East King street.
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SPECIAL NOTICES

Feeble digestion, sick headache, dizzlnes
and faintncss cured by Malt Bittcrs.
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NEW ADTERTISEMENTS.

n PRESIDENT GARFIELD From Log
Cabin to White House." BY author OF Pho
neer Boy, etc. Unlike the campaign lives now
before the public, this has had months for prep
aratfon, and is issued a standard work tor
the family, old and young. Includes Assas.
sination. Funeral, etc. Nearly 500 PIP. Illus
trated Keeps presses running on immense
editions. No life to compare with it. One
agent says, {" took so orders in one forenoon"
Another, I neUer sa,V anything take like it,
Another, 1" Took Is orders Thursday. - Friday,
s6 to-day" Send 50 cents for canvassing book.
and help supply the demand. Terms free.
JAMESH EARLE,
ltd l7s Washington Street, Boston.
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NEW ADvERTISEMFNTS.

.. -. F.-THE MEMBERS OF LAM
]. caster Lodge No. 81, Monterey Lodge No
e42 and Hebel Lodge No. 593 are requested 70
meet at their hall on tomorrow SUNDAY
OCTOBER l6.at o'clock p. m: for the purpose
of attending the funeral OF Z. =. william Z.
Schuler. by order Of the y: e
1t GEO. SPURRIER, Sect.
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You Can be Happy

You Can De Happy
If you will stop all your cxtravayant and
wrong notions in doctOrins yourself and fam
ilics with expensive doctors or humbus cure
alils, that do harm always, and use only na
lures simple remedies for all your ailments
YOU will be wise, we'll and happy, and save
great expense. The greatest remedy for this
the great. wise and good will tell you. is Hop
Bilters-bclleve it. See "PrOverbs" in an
other column. Ol5:wd&w
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Smooth Complexion can Dc had by every
ady who will use Parkers Ginger Tonic.
Regulating the internal organs and purifying
the blood it quickly removes pimples and
gives u healthy bloom 10 the cheek. See notice
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bradford, Pa.

Thomas Fitchan, Bradford, Pa, writes " l
enclose money tor Spring blossom, as said
would if it cured me. My dyspepsia has van.
ished with all its symptoms. Many thanks; l
shall never DC without 1t in the house. Price
30 cents For sale ut ii. Il. COchran's drug
store, III North Queen street. Lancaster.
Tumors. erysipelas, Inercurial diseases.
scrofula. and general debility, cured by :. Dr.
Lindsey's Blood Scarcher." Ol-lmd&w
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NOTICE-CHECk LDST.-ALL PERSONS
n are hereby cautioned agains: negotiating
a Check issued by the Lancaster Home Mutual
Fire Insurance Company, of the sum ct
seventy dollars 10 the order of LOrenZ Coos,
of date of about June ii, 1881, alleged to have
been lost: pay ment of which having been stop
ped. u duplicate Check was issued by said
Company in lieu thereof. -
T.. ii. LEFENRE,
Treasurer of said Insurance Company.
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Cleanse, whiten and beautify the skin with
Cuticura Medicinal Toilet Soap.
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"BuchuPaiba."
New, quick, complete cure days, urinary
affections, smarting, frequent or difficult uri-
nation, kidney diseases. 81. Druggists. Depot.
John Black, jr., 20 West Chestnut, street, Lam
caster.
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.JE.W Ell RI.

DALEY, BANKS & BIDDLE.
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OUR DIAMONDS

were personally selected in Europe lay
Mr.. Bailey and cut under his own su-
pervisiOn. We have no inferior stones.
They are all of high grade. Our mount
ings Of precious stones are unexcelled.
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NEW ADTERTLSEMENTS.

DUBLIC SALE.-ON WEDNESDAY, OCT.
i -, 1881. will DO sold at Nos. las and 80
North Queen street, a large lot OF goods be-
longing to an estate that must be closed out
viz: general variety of Household and
Kitchen Furniture, consisting OF Parlor, Hal,
Bedroom, Dining Room and Kitchen Furni-
ture, Glass and Qucensware, iron Pots anil
Pans elegant OilclOths. secondhand stoves
and variety of goods too numerous TO men
ton. Goods will be sold by catalogue only.
Sale to commence at o'clock. sharp.
olc3tdR HESS & ELINN.
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THOSE WHO CANNOT
VISIT THE STORE
OUR IMPORTATIONS

from all the leading countries of Eu.
rope comprise everything that can be
desired tor Wedding Gifts or articles of
home I(lOrnmcnt.
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LXECUTORS' SALE OF PERSONAL PRO-
II PERTY and valuable real estate. The
undersigned executors of Elizabeth d. S.
Harberger. deceased, will expose at public sale
| on SATURDAY, OCTOBER Is. 1851. at the
Fountain Hotel, on South Queen street, Lam
caster, Pa, at o'clock j. NJ, all that certain
double twO-stOry Brick Dwelling House. with
brick hack building attached, together with
other improvements. and lot thereto belong
ing, situated on South Queen street, in said
city, No. 23,5 fronting ON east siGe of South
Queen street 81 feet 81 inches anu extending
in depth of that width liz feet inches, nd-
joining properties of Dr. John l.. Atlee and
susan Smith. This property is centrally To-
Gated and q desirable residence.
In the afternoon ut O'Clock. on SATURDAY,
OCTOBER l5, 1881, on the above premises
said executors will also expose at public sale
the following personal property OF said de-
ceased, viz: Bed, Bcdsteati, Marble-tOp wash
stand, Bureau, Mantle Clock. Looking Glass;
Walnut Cane seat Chairs and Rocking Chairs,
and other household and kitchen furniture too
numerous to mention.
Persons wishing to view realty before day
of sale may call on 4. J. IIarberger, one of the
undersigned. at No. ~ West Chestnut street.
Terms made know On day OF sale by the
undersigned, =. Il. HARBERGEK,
.A.J. HARBERGER,
Executors
HESS SOT, Aucti,'ncers.
sl7oO2427&Ol,4a,lll4
, 1881-04-24

p1oyncnt. What had been a lane leading to
a pasture field was changed in Il fortnight
into 4 street. lined Oll both sides hy rows Ut
houses. Land t}l:tt Il few weeks before
wt.,,itt not have brought so per Hcrs. wis
1,ow marked off in building; lots and sold for
s. 4 loot front. 100 feet deep. In the spring
uf 1871 there was not i. licensed houses in the
town. Yet almost every other door was az
opening to @ir-nill. where ''tangletoot"
sullietl charms Of the dunce-hall lured the
sensual.
III June, 1877, the Bullion excitement was
at its hight. LII this month, John II. Lee and
the IIoil. ". Il. Crawford, Of Franklin,
struck the '.Big Inj,tn" we'll, which
produced over 1000 barrels Of oil in the irst
twrnty-four l1nllrs, the largest quantity Ut oil
ever got ont nf any one we'll i'll that length
Of time. This famous 'Eusller' now pu:llps
about egh; barrels tlail.. which is 4 good
Indication OF the decline of the place itstf.
Immediately after the striking of the Big
lnjun,H most cxtrayttait prices were paid
well I'll. l0Ux5O feet, were marked Oft and
sti rs high as 81. .090 apiece. The same land
l,lI been bought but ii few months before
fur ~ per acre. The production Ut the Bull
ion field at one time reached nearly ~, ,tO0
barrels per- month. II is now IL little over 20
Coo barrels per month. Tie site Of al! this
utter tiesn!atior. Where 4 few years. ago
sln;,tl business es.uothi,,g remains but Il
multitude of cellars and piles OF rubbish,
showing the haste With which their owners
had .:puIirti u1t stakes'' and left for other
places. mnst ot them for bradford. the Mecca
OF Oittoln: ami the history nf Summit City's
dazzling rise and sudden fall sounds even
now like weird romance or ancient fable.
, 1881-04-24

The romantic elements which surrounded the
life Of the late MAriettc Pasha did not desert
hiu an his lcuth- hcd- The Egyptians called tho
uuttnr Ut the Hulllnk Museum tho - the Uau Ut
the desert anu tho 81 nun OF the golden band.
siarict,c betn. passi"nn;eIy fond ut the Egypt
Jun desert. and lavish hrs expenses whenever
h. meant to secure Egyptian antiquities e'ther
for Paris tlr for ilnuiAk. i letter written by
Nru:sch raSta. March :, 1851. ind addressed to
the Egyptian Institute ut Cutto, describes tho
lust days Of Nnr.ctie. Marictte hnd Just opened
nnt,inrr pyramid iii the desert piuteau to the
east Ct SakkHrs, hut thought 1t u 1aastnbA: be
hal Ieciptere'i the name of fcpf, but was
obliged to iutrtisI tue real work to Hru0sch-
The latter fnunfi 1ht. monuments to TT: real
pyrusli.i5. and in one Of them Il wuik thirry-six
1,lc1re3 long. MI cnvcrcsi with inscriptions. One
Df tue pyramids contained the tomb OF kng
pcpi, OF the sixth 'lynusty: the other wus the
tonh Of Fcpi's son Hoe-csu-saf. Koth tomhs
had been visited BY thieves m earlier cx-
pit.ration purity, but they are important ~ sht,w~
ing the earliest royal toulbs 1t the old empire.
with it,u:, tex1s tro:n tho :" Book of the Dead"
The Inscriptions On the mono'ith VI Unn In the
{s,l.tk Museum record the uecdi OF Cnn. who
SERVED beth Pep: and iios-cm -sar. The tombs
uf the latter reveal The language. lhc theology.
and the state uf science during the oldest period
Ut Pnaruouic Egypt. Marscste received this In
teresting report from flrugsch. tnunked MIN,
and soon after he hreatncd his hist
, 1881-04-24

charm of a wellplace!l initia! capital letter
that might mean -. million Of words" =,
Whether he wrote rs Il historian or a phi
Iosopher. Cariy!s was poet: aud the e, poet 'ta
was il mystic. This is why himself and his
works created Il furoTe III England. for in
spite Of her grand talent fur silence. England
Is. Of all countries in the world. the one
least inclined 10 mysticism. the one that !l:ss
greatest aptitude for compound interest;
the country that has ps'duced the most
u,acks and the most utilitarians;
the country where We meet the most people
Inclined tn consider the world Il ulachine-
The English tk.nS So much Of mechanism
that THEY Introduce Il little nf it in their re-
Iision. and have voluntarily reduced It 10
practices, routill..s. furnls. and formulas
Carlyle was :. rebel. and played the part Ut n
tli!ai,rlpatnr. He hraved prejndiees. he
coubatrd received idcas. :lnd he made Il big
breach i'll the walls of the old Zion. This
bols[ MAN did not fear to disclose to his
countrylnen tllnt fetish in wAicl, one be-
lieyts viii. l.is whole heart Is less despica-
Only tie half. England was moved wien
she heard the Voice 1T a hermit cry
Ing: What! more ehurch!.s, more altars:
innre litursies; more symbols, more priests!
universe Of t;tui :, symbol? Is not space
temple: Is not mans hiStorya gospel: II
you regret the music OF the o.rsan, listen to
the snllg uf the l,ur11lng stars" is.s% England
WIS slolViI&SttkI4 I!tttlH.e lAOAAttA
who taught the youn. to nelieye that forms
are uf little worth. that formulas can be done
without, thar there are truths hidden in all
religions. TINT We Mllst vGlitrate Apollo
and Odin as we'll as God and Mt
John were great prophets. Escllylns
and Shakespeare were also inspired, a.1d thu:
if Christ opened tic eyes of the blind AMI
made the lame walk. all great nlen have
l1i.,culonSly opened blind eyes and lave
PIT m,1ion into limbs that moved mt and
that nj! ages us we'll IT'S i'll countries. have ac-
ctnp!s|t.l great things Many bishops bt'-
can't. pale with fright at this. and the ashes
OF Wesley and Whitfield stirred III their
graves.
Tho remainder will appear In next Sundays
TNluCNE.l
, 1881-04-24

The difficulty between the Senior class and
tire lsev. +. S. Jewell has been adjusted. and
the reverend gentleman Is now again con-
ductiny the recitation III ethics.
Tomorrow evening DR.. c. Il. Fowler,
formerly President If tile University, will
give Il lecture III the lecturc-roon OF the
Methodist Churc! before tile students Of the
Garrett Biblical Institute. The mere an
nouacement will bring him acrowtsl house.
Tn Ilitlrsuly cyeu.l:1 y. Drunsun Alc0tt,
founder ri the Concord School Ut Philosophy.
will c.li.iurt Il conversation in the chapel UE
the Woman : CollcEron Concord Authors"
Mis-; Mary Richards. whose death occurred
Th:rs;iay afternoon. was bnred in Grnce-
land Cetucte.y yesterday afternoon. The
Church. tic f.e:. I. S. Jewell o!!iciating.
Nr. john /. Gr.slcy and Miss Mary Lee
will b. married III tile Residences of the brides
parents, corner of Sherman avenue ara -
Wis street, Wednesday afternoon at o'clock-
The reception will b. given front 7until
o'clock in the evening.
The l;:.v- Geo. L; pearce and tho Rev
this niorn1ng- The latter will preach this
mornin!. in the Baptist Church..
Tie Key. George e. Nuyes will preach this
morning and evening 1t the Presbyterian
Church.
I'M. AMI evening iii the Congregational Church.
The Eey. Frederick $. Jewell will preacl,
this n:orI1i.::: and evening in st. Marks
Ep;scopal Church:
:. Dr. j. {. Hartzcl. Secretary OF the Freed
mems Aid S0rety, will preach this morning
in the Methodist Cl."rch. The ls:s- u ".
Iatten will deliver the third lecture OH
"EpoeI,s Of untf,lief<'.' iii TIT; evening.
Prof: Robert l.; Cumnocs, Professor: Of
E!ocu.inn in the Northwestern University,
gave SELECT rea.liu: in Farwell Tall Thurs
day evening. before Il large audience, and
with s:,ch success rs rarely attends 4 reader.
The program was one calculated IT. so~ to
the best advantage the Professors ytrSatll-
ity. First came ",rlie Wooing nj Henry W.
frnm Shakespeare, and farther Oh the Foxes
Tails pieces Of huuor, In WHICH the reader
"Win;er S1uaIl on the Mediterranean !" and
the "Cileap Jack" produced the greatest
Impressions Of the evening. In the former
he displayed Il force and tlisti,lct1ie>s Of ut
terance which, enabled him to falrly plcturd
out tho tumult on vessel caught III Il storm
on the most stormy OF se:s III the latter he sue.
c".tvtl perfectly il, catching the broad accent
ing as it did from the humorous to the
pathetic, Is apt to tax the pnwerS Of a reader.
It was done So admirably that there was nc
thought OF 1ltc artist in following the llarra-
ton t.COnnor'' was 0f the same character,
but the continued. Strain of pathos IS likely
to make III audience impatient. /: is only
within few years that the Professor has
taken up such selections rs ''TWaln.s Inter
viewer and the Geurgia Sermol,' but he
was kept in continual c.'nvHlsinns. Prof.
Cunnocl has read many times IN Chicago,
anu always to full houses, bit It Is safe to
say he never had Il tnure app1eciatlye anut-
..icr or read in more pleasing ma1lr>,r than
OIL Thursday evening.
, 1881-04-24

The late husband catches the lecture.
Supreme Court-Paying attention to two
pretty women at one sitting.
\ fan is Indispensable to 4 woman who
can no longer blush.-Spriugacld Repub-
Iicdn.
The first sign OF spring is the Shrek of the
housewife: wipe the mud of your boots
before you come III here"
George says he don't wonder that his
sweetheart is afraid Of lghtning,-she'5 so
awfnlly attractive.
Massachusetts, newspapers are to be pro-
hibitcd from publishill. lnarriaGe-notces in
future, bec1tise marriage is 4 lottery.
Professor {angry at inattention) to child
Another nllnntt., nlecs alld shall 20 speak
to your ':,ain1na." Pupil -" Well. take care
pl :tolst catch you at it, that's all! He's
:s|fully ieafous!'
4 nst:,azine article asks: Have Women
ln:u!l't'ls - Tl!At depends II lliultlol's
ure iasl1nilabtc tins year, and cost from $40
tn 500, It Is safe to wager that Il great many
women have the!n.-Norris!oun Herald.
lie was rather Il suspicious young man anti
had heard much ut lilc transforming charms
| ot golden Hull for la.tics' toIlatS-" Que
evening his sweetheart let down her hair,
and, tn,sn. the yellow naSs gracefully over
l!er shoulders, eSclamttl: Nov, Henry,
tlo you think 1t benuiitul:" - les,' III:
toltdl,- replied, "bcauliful 50 far as can see !;
but. i you love me- Laura, let me look at the
rUUtS.''
Masculine Inconsistency: Loyelacc tie Ia
Iuer SpinkS (lls usl;ii Sulllnluy before his
Elass)-t' After all IFS not It mans personal
appearance: w:nen care fur. It's his cl,ar-
acler, it's Iii; intellect, it's Proceeds,
Us uS;,ai, to Suu:exc his neck into collar
Which prevents him from turning his head,
his icci iltt, tight boots WHICH prevent hun
from walking, and Ills waist into brlt which
prevents ilin from drawing his breath.
Two Cincinnati ladies, who had lately re-
tl1rIlc,: frolu Il trip abroad, were eNctllgi ;!g
opi!iionS il reference to the faEInns pict-
ures they had saen.. Give me the Rtcon-
tsaiss;.nce srtooI Of art,' exclaimed one
$50 full nf sympathy. Of poetry: so different
from the f'rt-ltachrlite'" Its very true
what you shy" observed the o1hcr; - but rs
for ne, just dott. on the Dust steorp sc;1utl.
tie paint is so much resher."-Brool;{y,t
Eagle.
lie was dry-goods drummer a1,dhal just
returned from tEe pursuit Ut Ills pru5:llc ;O-
cation at the Far West. Eagerly lie sought
the presence ut her whose luye shed the oily
sunshine ut poetry Upon his existence, and
funnai ler dropping. tlispirlleu, ard tlo!an-
c!loly. Evangcll,lr." he mlril,sred. witt:
aIl the pa1.,us le could command, "-wlly this
glunIna Du dream X, Or Is il true that our
separation has cast shadow nver the lovely
landscape OF your soul:" .'No.'' she said,
st.ai.lltulins ot her arm with all express in,l
nf pain, I've BEEN yaccinated and it's taken
ureaGliuiIy."
, 1881-04-24
JACOB BEERS.

Far Tht Chlc.2o Tribune
Iaw! De VAS Il Cncrnan mans,
Elul mine wife be vas too!
We NOT son lccdic pny vas Hans,
Und hof Won laughter Lott.
Mine name he vas p. fuCtb Peers
We tan.lis TN init desc shore
dinks dnt yus pc seven yeurs.
Cnd keeps vun t.rpcery-srhofe.
You WANTS to know how's pcesniss vas?
lttes yuu tiur vns scElow. .
Mlt I'LL dose Shores dot hOf dis town
Itlon't call ilnf nu scnOw.
lseils vor CASH. nnuiugs trust
pays yOr var pur;
I Iluks | lets mine pecsniss pust-
Dhere vas no use to try
MING lcctllc sh:ldrcns where dcre schoes
E1l1 sthuckinys All away!
We lif der p.tck 5iIt hpf tic sthore,
Cnu hOf no rerIfs tn puy-
Mine wife he Iii IN nudings most
lit OIL nnsisngs too:
Hof tuse hnrdt dimes goes not away,
knows not vol We do.
Where gcttia' poorer efery tiny:
Nif,t: incomes WIS 50 scll,nun,
Snmetlisnes tIinks dilcre comes Won thy
We m,lkes no 2e!t ut I'LL.
Hot c.sorsc hof mine luger peer;
Wen dot not no more.
sthays dis blAcc no longer here
Und keeps you grucery-srhore.
EuGESE j. HALL
AVENUE STATION. Chicago.