The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-08-27
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A printers wife always puts the baby
n small caps"
Bismarck has for mahy years believed
hat he viii die in 1881
A fellow who had been 10 the circus
poke of his girls cheek as . splendid
ide show.
Nj. Richard Ten Brock, the veteran
kentucky turfman, will return from
England this week.
Il wish 1 was a pudding. mamma"
'WhyP'' "'Cause l should have 0 lot
,f sugar put into me-"
Mrs. Swift went to market the other
day on q side-wheel velocipede. The
eggs will have to be bought over again.
l have no knowledge of monetary af-
fairs. o in the abstract, as the thief
muttered while depicting the money
drawer.
II can't go to Europe" q lady is re-
ported to have said, II am reading for
ty-five continued stories. and my limit
ed means would not let me pay the
postage"
Striped stockings are no longer fash
ionable, and hereafter the back yards
VI Jul AAo 4AAAAlCc oA WASH aalo wal
not resemble a collection Of the flags of
all nations.
An Iowa farmer says '.We raise four
hundred bushels of potatoes to the acre
here, which would be a big thing if we
didn't raise insects enough to eat 'em
all up"
The New Haven Register says We
are not very observing, but we have mo-
ticed that the first thing any woman
does on alighting from q carriage is to
carefully put her right hand in conjunc-
ton with her back hair, just to see II it's
all right.
There's a girl in Kansas only nine
teen years old who a knock q squirrel
out Of the tallest tree with her rifle, ride
a kicking mustang, help round up q
herd of cattle, and ride down a jack
rabbit, and yet, the local paper states
In . tone Of surprise and . little anxiety,
''she is not married"
my cas- is Just here" said q citizen
to . lawyer the other day; ''the plaintiff
will swear that l hit him. l will swear
that l did not. Now. what can you
LAWYERS make out of that II we go to
trial P' Five dollars apiece ~ was the
prompt reply.
Mother Ito sixteen-year-old daugh-
teri: 80 you enjoyed your walk. Kate.
Did you 90 all that distance alone P'
ssOh, yes, mamma, quite alone p OBJ
jectionable younger brother: "Then
how is it, Kit, that you took out an UNI
brella and brought home a walking
stick Pr
The Danbury News says: Danbury's
grateful policeman was at breakfast on
Sunday morning, wrestling with . piece
Of remarkably tough veal. His wife
said to him. You always say there's
something to be thankful for in every
thing. Iguess you'd be puzzled to find
apyfhing to be thankful for in that
veal" mot ut ALL" he cheerfully re-
sponded. stopping to breathe; 81 was
Just thinking how grateful we should be
that we mel 1t when it was young"
President John Tyler had a remark
ably long nose. Journeying on n oc-
casion to Washington to perform his
duties as q member of Congress, MI.
Tyler observed in the same conveyance
O little man with q nose small, stumpy
and very much turned up. When a few
miles from Washington some one re-
marked that they must be near Wash
ington. Yes" said the little man.
shutting facetiously Of the air, II can
smell it." Sir" said Mr.. Tyler, rising
from his seat and speaking with solem.
nifty, while with one hand he rubbed
his nose. sIf you can smell Washing
ton with your nose my nose must be
there already"
TOOK n CAKE.
. Two sat down in the evening time,
One to eat and one to pay;
! Tbs cream was good and the freezer SHIT
Although the bottom was far away.
Tho world has forgotten the young man.
name
His cash Is minus, his heart doth ache;
But far DER the ocean the leo cream gtrl
Says TO herself: "I take the cake"