Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1881-12-13
Spirit Of asttersol1.
.ChsrlestoHn, JeEersOa County, west Va.
IgEsBAT HoRSING. nEcEaBER IS, 1881.
PEN, INK AND SCISSORS.
Pay your Dues at the Sn;r;t Ofico

All who have ever used Browns Iran Bittars
recommend them to tkeir frieads.
Gents Underwear in great variety, at
lowest prices, at Dalgsru's.
Iron. Peruvian bark and vegetable tonies
make Browns Iron BItters the best.
a large assortment of Lamps and other
Glassware just received by Daigarn.
The private fortune of Queen Victoria
amounts to $50, 100000, aud her annual i'm
come is So ,25G, 600
= ConHeOtiout woman has given her son a
large comforter made Of hair cut from her
own head during ten years
r. FiuneIl l. Co. will take in excb.,ge
for goods, Corn and Pork at highest market
prices.
projected hotel in Toledo will have no
barroom, but in its stead u small chapel. in
which the guests may hold religious services.
Keep Your family we'll supplied with .sa,.
lers' Cough SErnp.' Use 1t in time Won viii
avert bronchial aud pulmonary affections o5
cents. 80
''Amerus," says an EnglishnaD. ..is n
country where man statement is not worth
two cents unless backed up with an offer to
be: you ten dollars"
~ lady had the flesh eaton of her arm ,,,
scrofMla. Could the sin ews working. Lind.
.sy's Blood SeaFcber' cured her. j. RaIstan
EldeFtom, Pa.
Dan Rice has started on a lecture tour of
on" hundred nights, having begun at Wells
burg with the famous subject, .From the
Ring to the Rostrum"
An experienced street railroad manaoor
n's"e the prediction that within ten years not
horse or mulo would be seen in connection
with stIeGt car in Cincinnati.
Alderman Tucker, Boston. cav. rou
that nave paid tor medicine and treatment in 90
yssTs S 900, without receiving permanent ben
eht; Entireiy cured OF his disease (salt rheum)
An ingenious clock set up at Brussels
needs no winding and stta;us the maximum
OF regularity by simple mechanism. 1t is
Kept IN motion by current of air.
II. E. Carpenter. Esq Heuderron, n y. cured
o!FsoFlasIs or LsProsy, oItwen ty years staudinS
by th7 CuticurA Resolvent iuterna lily, and Cuti.
curs and Cuttcurs Soap eAtarnally The most
wonderful cRCs record.
An advertisement reads: "Wanted-A
young man to be partly out door and partly
behind the couHtsr )" and an exchange asks:
What will be tho result when tho door slams2
Produce of sll kinds taken in exchange
for Boots and Shoes, Notions, Groceries.
q Glassware, Woodcnwaro, apd C variety of
othes goods, at DalguEn's.
The Ru=sian Eothod of serving tea ia
present variation from the usual wuv. A
slice nt lemon and about a tcasponn!ul of
lemon Juice are a3dsd to each cup no milk
Is uscd, bat sugar to eu:t the taste
Things are getting down pretty foe. Fogp
thinks. lie went iato an eating house the
other day Calling to a waiter ho said
"Wlil yon take my order :" Il will take
your request, Sill" responded the gentleman
~ attendant.
'-lt | was aR bald as you" said Gus De
Smith to Que Of the mo-t prominent citizens
OF Austin, Il would wear wig" Il don't
see whg yon should ever wear a wig" was
the 4ri"t response, 'nn empty barn don't
need any root"
The ministers of the California town of
lIos Angeles have signed an agreement that
thcy will in no case perform the marriage
ceremony for divorced persons except the
divorce be obtained on Scriptural grounds,
and then for the innocent party only"
A California miller has invented process
for making -four out of the seed of broom
corn. Ho claims that three hundred bushels
of the seed csn be raised to the acre and
ttst by his process he can produce one. half
OF the weight Of the seed Of superior -four.
WINSTON, F0rsyt Co., NC.
Ge"t'-1 dccire to express TO yen my tLanks
with dyspepsia fol five wears previous to com
ne"ciG2 the use of your Hon Bitters some six
months ago Av euro has been wonderful. I
am pastor nf tie First Methodist Church of this
place and my whole congregation can testify to
III" great virtues of your Ritters.
Very respectfully, REV. II. FEREBEE.
An exchange tells of a new and horrible
variety of location party. A large can was
provided. into which the farmers Of the cons
g=ogstion should pour their offerings Of milk.
E.ch roan came prnVidtd with Jug of water.
sage!y thinking shat his particular iugful
would pass nun0ticcd omnrg the UutpouriDps
of milky abundance from ali the rest. But
when the can WAS turned out there was moth.
ing but water in it. The poor rastor who
was tho victim of this lberaiity will prob.>
bis rrovidc big glass vessel before the next
donation party.
Il is related Of George Clark, the celebra>
TED negro minstrel, that being examined as
witness, lac was severely iUterrogated hv
the attorney. who wished to break down his
evidence. lyon are in the negro minstrel
Business, believe ?' inquired the LAWYER.
"Ees, sir" the rromnt reply .I-u't
that rather low calling?" demanded the
LAWYER. 81 don't know but what it is. sir. )"
replied the minstrel, ''bnt it is so much bet
ter than my fathers that am proud of il"
What was your fathers calling ?" Hc was
lawyer" replied Clark, in tone of regret
that put the audience in a roar. The lawTer
let him alone.
A MesT Valuable NUaIBER-The Am.riean
Agriculturist for December 1st excels itself even
IN useful Information. fne ilIrstrat:ons. etc
Besides great variety Of valuable. practical,
d0orH and indoors, the exposures of HRmbnr
and swindlers excellent Household and Chi,
dren's Departments, etc., etc., it has cnntribu-
ti"ns frnn! Prof. Riley on the "Chirch Bag and
Remedy" Prof G: e swallow on 'sSouthwest-
crn Agrlc1lture;'' DR.. n: Milss0n "Crop Rota.
Prof. Caldwell or Feeding for Miik % HoE
Geo; Gsdaes % on ..Farmi4c as an Occupation -
LiaMturd on - Pink Eve in aorses:" Prof
Cook or .'Carbolic Acid for Inscets;" Prof Jor
dan on *FaTmeTS and SeiEuce.'' etc. New