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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

The salutatorlan at iale this year was
German, the valedictorian Hebrew, and
the prizedeclaimer a Chinaman. But when
it comes tc real classical culture cur ma
tive lard is there. Ihe pitcher of the
Yale Base Ball Club Is an American.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

To cure bunions use pulverized salt
peter and sweet oil Obtain of druggist
five or six cents worth of saltpeter, put 1t
into bottle with sufficient olive oil to
dissolve it, shake it up well, and rub the
infamed joints night and morning, and
more frequently if painful.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

CARE you fond of Wagner's works r.
asked Mr., Sharpe. Fond of them !"
exclaimed Miss Posigush, :" think they
are just splendid. So easy and confoIta-
bic. you know. Why, | rode in one from
Boston to Chicago, and | wasn't a bit
tired when got there"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

Nh. ORafferty keeps livery stable on
Austin avenue. Gus DE Smith is in the
habit of hiring horses and buggies and not
paying for them. A few days ago O'Raf-
ferty lost patience and demanded the bug
gy hire already due. al haven't got any
money to pay buggy hire" replied Gus.
" II you haven't got any money to pay
buggy hre, then, sir. advi you to buy
yourself horse and buggy of your own. T"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

The reason why cabbage emits such a
dissagreeable smell when boiling is because
the process dlssolves the essential oil.
The water should be changed when the
abbsge Is half boiled, and it will thus
ccui1e q greater sweetness
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

The Boston police now wear white
gloves on Sunday and endeaver to assume
a meek expression OF countanence. There
is no reason why policeman shouldn't
have the same chance to go to heaven that
the rest of US have.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28
OUR BEST REWARD
GrSsr,s, FonsrrHE, Co.. N. C.,
March 10, 1890.

-MaRcn 10, iooo.
10 the Hop Bitters Manufacturing Co.;
GKsrs-I desire to express to you my
thanks for your wonderful Hop Bittera l
was troubled with dyspepsia for five years
previous to commencing the use Of your
Hop Bitters some six month ago. My cure
has been wonderful. I am pastor Of the
First Methodist Church of this place, aad
my whole congregation can testify to the
great virtue Of your bi'ters.
Very respectfully. Rev. H. ERRKBxE-
ROCHESTER, N. Y, March II, 1880.
HOP BIrTxRs Co.:
Please accept our grateful acknowlege.
ment for the Hop Bitters you were 60 kind
to donate, and which were such benefit
to us Yours very gratefully,
Old Laiies Of the Home OF the Frendless.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

japanese cement Is made by mixing
powdered rice with little cold water. and
then gradually adding boiling water until
the desired consistency is acquired, care
being taken to keep it stirred Lastly,
boil for one minute in q clean sauce pan.
This cement is very strong and nearly col
orleSs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

Az old bachelor recently gave the fcl-
lowing toast -" Woman-thc morning
star of infancy, the day star of manhood,
the evening star of age. Bless our stars,
and may they always be kept at telescope
distance"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

A Coon way to cook liver is to fry 1t
in butter, with an .onion cut in smsll
pieces scattered over it. Cook slowly ::
when done add lump of butter and lit
tie flour; str well and turn over the liver
Serve with Saratoga potatoes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

Erery one knows, says the Nature,
that the feeblest currents produce audible
sourds In the telephone, which is more
sensitive than any galvanometer to feeble
currents. NJ. Pellat lately declared that
the heat necessary to warm kIlogramme
OF water one degree would, if converted
properly into the energy Of electric cur
rents suffice to produce in q telephone an
audible sound for 10, 900 years continuous
To-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

In paper on the theory of the galvanic
element, DR.. F. Exner shows that between
metals and liquids, where no chemical &C
ton takes place, there IS more electric sep
arative power than between two metals
The entire effect of galvanic element de
pends exclusively on the chemical action.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

'.THIs Is what like SAID the tramp,
good country board" as he laid down
on the floor of the barn.-Puck. 81
don't like Butter, though" he observed,
few minutes later, when interviewed by
a ram that belonged on the premises.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

To cure heaves give the horse no dry,
dusty food of any kind. Sprinkle his nay
and oats in winter with very weak lime
water or ordinary well water. Avoid
clover hay at all times, and If you can
raise some nice corn fodder, sown thickly
in order to have the stalks small and ten
der, and then cure it well, feed this in
preference to hay. Good, clean corn fod-
der is almost specific for heaves if accom-
panied with care in working the animal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

A DETROIT young man denounc' the
poke bonnets - because they chafe his
ears" Here now, is a question for scien-
fists. Can they explain how it Is that a
poke bonnet worn by one person chafs
the ears of another not wearing iti
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

NEGETiSE. instead of being pulled up
medicine, has worked Its way up to its
present astonishing success by actual merit
in curing all diseases CT the blood, of what
ever nature.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

A GREAT improvement he's recently been
made in that useful product CARBoLINE. q
deodorized extract Of petroleum, which is
the only article that really cures badness.
Il Is now the finest of hair dressings.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28
indianapolis Daily sentinel.I

If we are correctly informed, st. Jacobs
Oil is now the usual tea-party topic in
place Of the former staple-free gossip.
How wise and how much more beneficial
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

mon and wet the rust with the juice and
lay in the sun. Generally one wetting
will take it out, if the sun shines directly
upon it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

Our in Durango. Colo, recently, mar
riage took place, and the notice Of it in the
daily paper said: 'Csrds." Every one
in the whole town bought pack, snd
some q couple Of them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

The price of carriages at funerals in
New York has been raised twenty per GEN.
tum. They're bound the sorrow exhibi-
ted by the mourners shall be sincere.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

$50 see some one has returned the
twenty francs you lOst-" 90 Yes, queer
thing about that. [ offered ten francs
reward, but my money didn't turn up.
then | offered thirty francs, and al least a
dozen fellows brought it to me-"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

"ME. SMITH," said lady at fair,
"won't you please buy this bouquet to
present to the lady you love" "Twouldn't
be right" said Mr.. Smith E" l am a
married man,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

A TENNESSEE girl went ont for sail
with man who was painting to die for
her. a squall upset the boat, and he
painted for shore and let a negro rescue
her.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

CANDIDATE In the rural districts to a
lout Of a country boy =" All, you are a
fine fellow what blooming health, what
an honest face ! Your father must be 2
worthy man. I'll wager Bonapartist. 4"
No, Monsieur, he Is a nurseryman."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

DRoAYRD grain of any kind Is highly in
furious to stock. 1t has paralyzing effect
upon the animal fed with it, often times
causing death.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

A REPORTER of California free-fght
says" Colonel Bagges was shot once in
the left side once in the right shoulder, and
oEce in the drinking saloon adjacent"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

The poultry keeper who succeeds the
best is the one who takes the best care of
his flock. There is no more luck" about
1t than there Is about boiling water.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

A LITTLE girl was eating an apple, when
she said: This apple tastes like a
fool" Ah," said her smiling sister,
guess you bit your to ngue."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

AHigdtOr-sEin boots and shoes have
become Sd popular that 25 600 hides were
consumes in their nianuf ctnre last year IN
the United states.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

MkSshs. MORGAN BkADLY Muruai Tie
builQ'h Tenth and ChesLEuI stree s. q we on
nAhu suYelO stock o. exCra nne Qusiity Di,,-
monus, which tney offer al as low prizes as
ZONES Oh the nrsi quail p ffect ALIKE In color
Ad shape. can be solu Cor.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

LYDIA E. PrNKHAM's Vegetable Com
pound is daily working wonderful cures in
female diseases.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

MEAT PIK.-Take mashed potatoes, sea-
soned with salt, butter and milk, and line
baking dish. Lay upon it slices of cold
meat of any kind; add salt, pepper, cat
sup and butter, or any cold gravy; put in
a layer of potatoes and another layer of
meat in the same way til the dish is full
have layer of potatoes on the top. Bake
it until it is thoroughly heated through.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28
Immense Sale.

Evansville, Wis., june q, 1879.
Gentlemen:-No Bltters have had one
half the sale here and given such universal
satisfaction as your Hop Bitters have. We
take pleasure in speaking for their welfare,
as every one who tries them is well satisfied
with their results. Several such remarks-
bic cures have been made with them here
that there are number of earnest work
ers in the Hop Bittors cause. One person
gained eleven pounds from taking only
few bottles.
SMITH & IDE.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

WHEN you have the blues, and feel all
out of sorts, then your liver is diseased, and
YOU need Sellers Liver Pills"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28
Files and Mosau.toe,-

15c. box Rough On RAs" keeps g Rouse
free from f:ea, bed-bugs, II aches, rats, pnice
&c
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

A CURE FOR A KICKING Cow.-A cores
pondent gives the following simple d.
rections: Take a piece of wire long
enough TO pass around the under jaw, and
fasten it together at the ends, SO that it can
be easily slipped on and on the jaw. To
prevent her throwing 1t out, pass strap
with buckle through the wire and over
the neck and buckle it. Tie into the wire
a rope long enough 10 reach to the mixers
knee, and when the cow gives signs of an
infection to kick, give the COW a sudden
jerk, which will ar once turn her attention
from her udder to her jaw, and she will
actually forget TO kick. have found it to
work ike charm after repeated failures
with appliances used at the rear of the
cow
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28
Milwaukee Sentinel

THAT wonderful remedy for rheumatism,
St. Jacobs OIL, has been used by a large
number of people in this city, and with ef-
feet truly marvellous Frequent reports
are made where sufferers have been Afford
ed relief, and the sale is growing largely.
The fact that il is an external remedy,
commends it to many who would not
otherwise think of going out of the beaten
track to find remedy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28
Vegetine
Will Cure Cancer.
PROOF! PROOF! PROOF
PROOF!

III. r STEVENS, ESQ.,
Dear SH,-About two years ago Cancer made
Us appearance on my face, left side Of my nose.
When first noticed II, twas about the size OF q
pin-head very sn1alD. IL increased in size, and
spread on my face until IL became as large as o
common cent | tried all kinds of remedies and
advice from Physician II was spreading, and
eating into my flesh very fast. was very much
alarmed went to see physician who cured
Cancers: he did not give me much encourage
ment II panied me very much: l suffered night
and day. 1t would bleed al times very profusely.
Every thing was done that could be TO try to cure
the cancer. My brother had a Cancer on his lip;
he submitted to an operation, being well dis
courased- / was one day in Mr.. Woodberrys
apothecary store, of this town. He gave me your
pamphlet, containing many cures by the use Of
Vegetine. found on page 10 where vegetine had
cured Cancer on lady's nose. l then bought Q
bottle OF your Negetine, and 1t proved great bless
ing to me; l could see good effects from II right
away. After taxing three bottles, IL stopped the
spreading Of the cancer about the edges Ii checked
the eating into my desh. could see IL WAS gradu-
ally healing. kept on taking Vegetine the cancer
slowly disappearing, until had taken sixteen
bottles and II completely cured il IL has left Q
large scar on one side of my nose; and feel it my
duty TO recommend vegetlne to all like sufferers
as II Is certainly great "Blood Purifier" / am
now sixty-three years OF age, and yegetine has
greatly improved my general health
Yours, most respectfully,
WIN. p. CLEAvEs,
"a Federal St, Beverly, Mass.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

How TO kEEP LARD.-When the scraps
are just beginning to get brittle and brown,
put in a tablespoonful of fine salt to q
quart of the hot lard, and there will be no
trouble; the Isrdiwill keep perfectly sweet
for any length of time, and the salt does
no possible harm to any kind of cookery.
A person can eesily judge Of the quantity
of lard if they know how much the kettle
holds. 1t makes the lard whittier and
harder aside from preserving it sweet. 1t
must cook little while after adding the
salt. That designed for summer use should
be either kept in tight earthen jar or
tin bucket with cover. To restore lard
that is trifle tainted. put the lard into an
iron kettle, and cut up salt pork In thin
slices-about one-half pound of pork to
gallon of melted lard add two spOonfuis
Of salt, and let it cook till the pork is
crisp; take out the slices of pork and turn
the lard into your jar, and you will never
know that it has Lot always been sweet
But it is better to salt in the first place, as
il saves much trouble and time.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

There is q well at Buda, Pesth, Hun
gary, which is $500 feet deep. Boston
has an artesian well 2, 100 feet deep.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28
SMITH & IDE.
Bay CITY, Mich, Feb. 8, 1880.

Bay city, Mich, Feb. 8, 1880.
HoP BrrTRRs COMPANY:
l think it my duty to send you a recon-
mend for the benefit Of any person wishing
to know they are good for general debility
and indigestion; strengthen the nervous
system and make new life. recommenf
my patients to use them.
DR. A PRATT.
Treater of Chronic Diseases.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

w. S. LINscorr, Niles, o., had scrofula
for thirty years, and ''Lindsey's Blood
Searcher" cured him. Isn't 1t wonderful
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

MANURE should be forked over occasion
ally to make it fine. If it is heating, then
muck or loan should be mixed with it to
absorb the ammonia which Is formed during
the process of decomposition. Sprinkling
the manure pile with ground plaster is ad-
vlsable. The plaster will absorb any am
monia which escapes from the pile and
save il for the use of growing plants.
Ammonia Is too valuable an element of
plant food to allow 1t TO be wasted Again
upon some lands plaster Is an excellent fer
tilizer.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

CELERY SALT.-Sift four ounces of finely
powdered celery seed with an equal quan-
tity of fine salt. Put into bottles, cork
tightly and use for seasoning soups, salads,
and warmed up meats. Economical
housewives save all of the roots, stalk,
leaves and trimmings of fresh celery, dry
them in slow heat then put away
in tight boxes to be used for seasoning
soups.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

OLD FENoEs Half of the weeds that
trouble farmers are barbored along old and
useless ferces. A fence that is not bar
rier against stock is always useless and
harmful, lnasmuch as few farmers think it
necessary to clean the weeds from the line
OF fence 50 long as the rest of the field is
kept free. He forgets the seeds that are
blown over his own and his neighbors
ground from these very weeds. Have
only such fences as are strictly necessary
and keep the soil along them clean.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

PANS for bread should be creased very
lightly, either with butter or lard Tor
rye, Indian or graham. they must be greas-
ed more thoroughly, asthe dough clings to
the pans more. Bread or anything con-
tanning much starch should be eaten slew
ly. A crust of French bread eaten very
slowly at the beginning of a meal often
improves the appetite of delicate persons.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

" HELLO. Jones got your feet sopping
wet havn't youf Why don't you wear
rubber boots. as l do? i haven't wet my
feet for six months" ' Jones well,
should think you'd be ashamed to say
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

NEVER leave what you undertake
until you can reach arms around i, and
cliEch yonr hands on the other side, says
a recently published book for young men,
Very good advice, but what if she
screams ?' asks q bashful paragrapher.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28
Dele,nn Wis Sent. "a. 1873.

Gents:-I have taken not quite one bot
tie of the Hop Bitters- was feeble old
man Of 70 when got it. To-day l am as
active and feel as well as did at 80. see
Q great many that need such medicine.
D. BOlCE.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

Comets and their IdiLs.-Mr. w.
Mattieu Williams, author of ''The Fuel of
the Sun" discusses in The Gentlen,aa's
Magazine the nature and origin of COM
ets' tails. He believes The tails to be cleo
trical. ga body" he says, rushing round
the sun in eometary proximity must be
most intensely charged with electricity.
A body in such condition will throw out
luminous discharges. preferably in direc-
tion opposite to that from which Its excl.
tation is received, provided it can find its
particles or media in a condition favorable
for their reception. Thus / think 1t very
probable that the tails of comets is such a
discharge from the intensely excited and
consequently disturbed nucleus" Why
comets sometimes have tails and some.
times not depends On Williams's theory
upon the attendance or scarcity of meteor
lc matter or ccsmic dust surrounding the
SUM- ''As our solar system, argues MIR.
Williams, lis travelling bodily through
space at the rate of 400, 900 miles per day,
We encounter regions that vary as regards
the meteoric matter they contain and the
temperature they have acquired from the
perennial radiations of the c9uatless suus
Of tie universe. Such regions afford yari-
able supplies of solar fuel and wherever
the supply exceeds the average, conditions
mUre favorable fer the extensions of the
tails Of comets are presented If this is
the case, comet otherwise telescope or
barely visible, like Halley's in 1885. NAV
become flaming visitor, like Halley's was
before, or resemble those that star; led the
Unrld in 1911 1919
degree this year. Thus the flaming, lorg-
tailed comet, the hot weather. and the
comet -vintages' may occur together, MT
as cause and effects. but as coinc;Gent ef-
fects of one common cause"
A young man from the city, while VS.
itiDg friends in the country, became inte--
ested IN the invigorating spectacle of the
farmers hired man cutting weeds with
scythe. 1t suggested to his inexperienced
mind the poetry of notion When the
hired man laid down the scythe and went
into the barn for a few minntes the city
youth picked up the utensil and made |
luDge at group of weeds The point of |
the scythe struck the earth with such un- |
expectedness that the youth fell over the
handle and ploughed up the earth with his |
head He was little discouraged, but IT |
Looked so easy that he got up and essayed
another stroke. This was disastrous. The
blade appeared to coil around his legs like
serpent, cutting through his hip pocket
about an inch. amputat rg portion of his
coat-tail and then threw him off his feet
and cut slices Ct flesh out of his calves.
lie IS now convinced that 1t is easier to fall |
over wheelbarrow than to swing scythe /
without any prevrJus experience.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-09-28

DRYING APPLEs.-Apples sliced may be
drled very fast under 8 suitable kitchen
stove by taking up the ashes clean every
norping. Have three extra wide boards
of suitable length to fit under the stove,
nail strips of lath around them to keep
the fruit on raise the lack end to get all
the heat you can. When the fruit gets
hot, take the board out and stir the fruit
well and lei cool while another board of
fruit is heating; change often. A rack
made OF laths and hung over the stove
should also be used to save the heat The
quicker apples are dried after being cut
the winter they look.