The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-01-20
Sharps and Flats.
Ought 4 woman to kiss a tobacco
chewer? Yes, il she chews.

Ought 4 woman to kiss tobacco
chewer? Yes. il she chews.
Some Of the railroad managers are
Interested in the coal mines. Hence
cars are scarce while the people are
'bantcd' till they are willing to give
down an extra two dollars on the ton.
0, THE snow!
The tircsome snow!
How will ii.
Where viii it,
When will il
Go?
Gravel, diabetes, Bright's disease
OF the kidneys, and all diseases OF
the kidneys and urinary organs per-
manently cured by Prof. Guilmette's
French Kidney Pad.
Cadet Whittaker's ears have grown
SO owing to seasOnable pruning,
that the court martial will probably
decide that the attempt to reduce
them by such means was failure.
A Republican exchange says:
Gen. Malone is relied upon to stand
with the Stalwarts. Yes; rcpndiat-
ors are very fond or each other.
Malone has always been backed by
the stalwart Republicans in his re-
pudiation career in Virginia, Us re-
pudiation in Minnesota has been
a creature fos:ered by republican
ism.
4 CLnaGlMaN's DEMONSTRATING
had IN opportunity to test the excel
lent qualities Of DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup, l hesitate not to say, it is the
best remedy have ever used in my
family Win Chapman, Pastor
u. L. Church, Georgetown, d. G.
Lys' GRASr-.Tgh! how I hate
you. You're the meanest cuss in
America jim Blaine-.les, and
cooked your fowl for you last sum
mcr. Don't you make any faces 1T
me. Iexpect to be at Chicago again,
too Uliss.
Zoo late l stayei-forgive the
crime:
Unheeded flew the hours
How noiseless falls the foot OF Time,
], That only treads on flowers"
Just suppose Whitaker had been
Il white cadet!
Made Of the mist-Drizzl:ng rain.
Maid Of the mister His sweetheart.
Made Of the mystery Hash.
Hon. r. ". Palmer has been Re-
appointed ANA confirmed by the
Senate Postmaster ut Chicago. TN
appointment every way lit to have
been made.
Thos. James. Darlington. England,
says:-The Lung Pad" is being
thoroughly tried here. One lady has
already received great benefit. who
has suffered for years from Bron-
chitiS and asthma, and congestion oil
right lung.-See Adv.
/, While th.cour was trying Parnell
for sadilion he walked ont OF the
.ourt and wen, 10 attend to his duties
and the peoples interests ~ Il mem
Ler Of Parliament.
i Iiacquaicd in effectiveness, unap
preached in clieapurss. and uhriyaIl.
!, NJ III puiiiiaiIis 10 ~. Luli N0uSL
. Syrup. % cts. per bottle.
There are thousands upon thons
!. ands Of Republicans who have beer
stripped of their property by Repub
lican legislation, and they know wha'
has done it.
Pain in the side, back and loins
high colar.d urine, with debility an,
general enaciatiun, are symptoms O.
: Kidney complaint. Now Is the tim,
to prevent suffering, and save money
by applying Il DAYS KIDNEY PAD.
THE power ID issue money shoul,
| he taken from the Banks and restoI
Cd 20 Congress and the people. Il
whom it properly belongs. THOMAS
JEFFERSON.
The national banking system /,
, calculated TO subvcrt the liberties O
the people. and centralize power il
the general government, Mt the ex
pense OF the reserved rights OF I'll,
States and the people, State Trit
uae.
/ A Scotchman asked an Irishman
Why were half farthings coined /.