The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-06-14
ADRIFT AT WARSAW.

ADRIFT AT WARSAW.
A Few Tens 0obblsd Up By @
Itineranf "Basoo" 0is-
sionsry.
Nj. M-iios. one II Ne heaviest oosey
osne. Of this county, rrtassed fsoo Sesis-
lie Nosday evening.
Nj. W. ~. Dosmsn, Tie popular
young dry goods neschsst of this city, re.
turned from . busisss trip q Ssdslia
Nosdsy evening.
Nj. ]. r. john. the esisrpsising lun-
Der dealer Of this city, returned Mosdsy
svsaiag from Sedslis, where be he'd :hssa
Visiting With HE family.
"A dance vss held Mosdsy night in
Cole Camp On the second 6ooe above .
saIooa. A real spry tine ~ had. sad
none cf the boys vent Thirsty.
-Ar. Shirk, the sssiasbls vile Of
Judge Shirk, cane down from 8sdslis,
Aoods., asd Gill rsssrn With her aged
mother to day, Who will remain - her
guest for zone time.
The spot 10 the forest too miles south
Of Cole Camp where the Ssdslis n. z.
5aoday school Gill picnic to-day is .
beautiful and romantic ece, end cant fsii
to blossou baskrts foil Of fun.
The locusts are - numesous sod aoisy
in Wsrssv - il Sedslia. All Of them
sing the same song and vesr the came
trade mark. the letter Nv" on their wing. !;
in fact none are genuine unles the signa-
tucs "W" 10 blown On their wings. Be-
ware Of counierfsiis.
On the arrival Of the train from Sc
dslis 1t Wsnav MosdAy night, quite .
large crowd .ss gathered at the depot. The
BAsoo scribbler rather Imagined il might
b . reception for the representative Of
the paper publishsd for the citizens u PREF
ent on earth, bot soon learned it vas to
meet Sedalias charming vocalist, Mis-
Mabel Van Camp, who 10 teaching music
clas here Of dozen scbolsrs.
All. hs, villsins. That big cat 6sh
head that VS. carried 10 6sdalis recently
BY Capt. Brdees and the CON-
pany Of jovisl SedsIis and War.
rensbare 6-hermen. Who we're down
here II warsav trying TO begui!s 6.h out
Of the Osase and which they took home
With them - esidesce ihsi they hsd
caught IN sighty-pound cat 6.h. vaa pur-
chased By them Of Rudolph Holly. q
merry saloon keeper Of this burg 90 says
the w.naw rime., and 20 ss are Informed
b. divers parties.
"A horny handed granger last night, Q.
be 6nish~d reading the dispsichss i. yss-
terdays BAzO0 and elevated his !ees in
iron, Of the popular C.mpbell house. 90
asked By BAzOO reporter, "wh.t do you
think Of the outlook for Conkling nov?
He replied, IL think the Regal Ro.coe will
soon nail up .h,ngle in Nes York city
on which will b. Inscribed r. Conklins,
stsoru~y 81 lag and collector in chsscery
collections = spesi.lty will p'.ciic. in ell
the courts Of this and adjoining cousiie.
friends Of the cause please circulate the
announcement"
billy We'll. the jolly young drummer
for NJ. We,l's Sed.Iis hoosr, ~ b. left |
the train at Cole Camp. said to . By.
stsades, after looking around and failing
70 see the tosn, which h hidden from the |!
depot By hill, "Hsve you . bus here
which runs 10 town." Goa. ys.." the ques- |!
tionee merrily responded. "iis Just srosnd |
behind the depot" Billy grabbed his grip
sod hurried around TO get good seat 10 |
The 'bss when be found . mule team |
bisched 10 the running gsArs Of . farm
wagon. Looking II il . moment be NUT.
tered, I'D sooner hoof il up town than Try |
10 balance mysslf on ihss id pole, .od
be rolled up his 6ne isoasers and lii out
lhrcugh the grass, on foot, tovavsrd.
Cattle in. large nunben run on
he g., w. 4 4. track in trout Of moving
Isains. The tram On Mosdsy evening
shistled and slowed up On account Of
hen, when fast young man a.ked, why
3on's they pot on stem and ihrov The
..ttIs Il the track? ?" He 90 replied 70
Il once By On old resident Who sid:
Cattle are like human beiags. Their real
'alue IL never appreciated until death site
3ovn 90 them. The trsins have slresdy
Eilled several cattle, and apprai-ed By their
poss oorseo valuation, they are oil very
Inc stock. The rosd can better afford 70
'lov up its trains occasioeslly than 10 pay
requeos end exosbitaat prices for stoek
hey kiln bv fss' running" The young led
,oetiuued: "Let il do - other roads do;
,ill The ssock add blu6 the ovness and
'est them out Of paying anything" TO
,hich the aged pilgrim ssdly responded
'Thia road i yet young and honest" The
rid CURLY replied. 1T vill soon learn;
" vill develops blu6s m il"
Personals.
Gsribaldi's HAIR il white % snow.
Wendell Philips l. just sixty nine.
Thomas Je6erson vs. . eood violin
,lsyer.
The Emperor William, old 20 h. u.
Iilled lis deer and Wild boara during bis
ecent hunting excursioa .: Lelsingen.
Motley, the Distinguished hiseories.
'6smed that the govt Of Chsrles v.
hanged The destines OF The world. So
much depeods upon seeming tr'Aes.
Mr.. n. 81. Warner. Of Rochester, n.