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Ay Many years ago some poverty struck
Scotch college sold literary degrees, after the
fashion of the bogus medical colleges of Phil
adelphia, to anybody who could pay for
them. A country parsou, anxious to shine
as D. D., mounted his horse, and, attended
by his servant. rode to the college, was duly
dubbed 3D. d." and returned home with
his parchment. "Now, Hodge," he said to
his servant, "I am D. D., and when peo.
pie call, say, The doctor is in bis library !:
the doctor is studying his sermon ) the doc
tor is not at home r" 81 will, said Hodge,
provided you will do the same by me and
say, DR.. Hodge is cleaning out the stable !;
DR.. Hodge is shoveing muck heap;' DR.
Hodge is cleaning boots in the kitchen ? u
"What do you mean, you impudent puppy?
cried his master. 81 mean," said Hodge
"that when l learned that ID. D." cost
only S5 got the Presidents name to di'
poma, and l am as good d. D. as you OF
the most learned scholar in the land"
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CHANGE OF SCHEDULE.
sUPERINTENDENTs OFFICE,
YoRKvILLE, y. c., January 31st, 1881. J
vJNHE following Schedule of the Mail and Pas
i senger Trains took effect at o clock, a. M,
on the 3lst of January, 1881.
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OF large size, suitable for wrapping, for sale
at one cent each, at the
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How TO TELL.-A traveller called at night
fall at farmer's-the owner being from
home, and the mother and daughter being
alone they refused to lodge the wayfarer.
"How far then,' said he, Ito house where
a preacher can get lodging?" "Oh if you are
a preacher" said the lady, "you can stay
here" Accordingly he dismounted. He de-
posted his saddle-bags and led his horse
to the stable. Meanwhile, the mother and
daughter were debating the point as to what
kind of preacher he was "He cannot be
a Presbyterian" said one, for he is not we'll
dressed enough" "He is not Methodist" +"
said the other, "for his coat is not the right
cut for Methodist "If could find his
hymn book" said the daughter, Il could
tell what sort of a preacher he is" And
with that she thrust her hand into the saddle
bags, pulling out flask of liquor, she ex.
claimed, "La! mother, he's Hard Shell'd
Baptist"
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REMOVAL L..

moSed S Lin ats ssmG 0n NEM Ese Viii keen
A FULL LINE OF GENERAL MERCHAN-
Disc continually on hand.
Rock Hill, s. c., Aug 26, 1880. IS If
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JOB PRINTING.

OWING to our superior facilities with the best
" machine presses, An abundance Of type and
frst-class appointments throughout our office.
we are prepared to execute ALL MANNER OF
JOB PRINTING in superior STYLE and at prices
that will compare with New York or Philadelphia
charges for the same quality of work and mate
rals. We have recently made a reduction in
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weinvite the attention Of business men:
BILL HEADS.
For 500 Forl00o
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Monthly statements at same price ofsixth-s sheet
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giving any desired number Of either size of
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SPECTATORS AND CAPITALISTS fol-
lowing lively, characteristic and effective
story is of Partisan origin, but will ft' other
latitudes as well as that:
Two gentlemen were chatting on the Boule'
ward. One was great speculator, devolvIng
the plan of a magnificent project the other
a puzzled capitalist, ready to snap at the
bait. He hesitated little, but was yielding
for conscience sake.
Near these two paused couple of young
sters of ten or twelve years. They were look
ing into tobacco shop close BY, and one
cries out to the other:
"By the piper! I'd like to smoke sous
worth of tobacco"
"Well," said the other '"buy eou's worth:
"Ah, as luck will have it, | hav'nt the
SOU"
Hold on! I've got two sous"
"Thats the ticket just the thing-one toi
the pipe, and one for the tobacco"
ooh, yes !but what am to do"
you? Oh! you shall be the stockholder
you can spit."
1t was flash of light, the capitalist thrust
his hands in his pockets and fled. The spec
uator cast furious look at the two urchln'
and turned down the street.
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Anmurans Repartment.

A"GooD YARN."-The editor Of the AL
bany Police Tribune tells the following {:
"Some FIVE years since two well-known Alba
mans left this city to seek their fortunes at
Washington. We will call them Mr.. A. and
Mr.. B. Mr.. A. got contract from the gov
ernment and made snug little pile, some
$4,000 worth of real estate. While acqui-
ring this property, Mr.. B. contracted about
$1,000 worth of debts, $4,000 of which be-
longed to Mr.. A. Mr.. A. is not any more
honest than the law allows. So he thought
he would get rid of those cussed bores, his
creditors. by making over his property to
his niece, fine looking young lady, about
eighteen years of age. He accordingly as
signed the whole of his real estate to his
niece, the interesting young lady already
spoken of. Having concluded his arrange,
ments, he'thought he would 60 South and
look at the country. This took place last
summer During his absence in pursuit OF
quetness and cotton fields, Mr.. B. ascertalns
all about the assignment, and goes IN tor
making all things square. He commenced
operations by courting the niece aforesaid, and
finished up by marrying her: When Mr..
A. returns from Georgia he finds he has been
done-that Mr. B. has not only got the value
of his debts, but So, 500 worth of real estate
in addition Mr.. A. is now swearing in eight
syllables, and insists that it is conspiracy.
, 1881-08-27
CRY KJSdL ESTATE.
,.<... 80 ~ = Z Ik1S1l :. ~ II n e ~
TOR ShLE-llr BAIRD & BRADLEY.
~ HooIn H. W In hnlle.fL.

CRY IsI1.iL ESTATE.
TNON SALE-l,r BAIRD 4 l}RADLEY,
- ''oe'" ID !" l.: s,llfil Ha|'ffi;lil;;1 lE;1pn,
ast' Cath.soom, a.e. wetsr Of, zach ,iSo.. Ia IL
"a 'la'st; n5sf so s'tory tF""o house, on brick oa's
. s;;S,y 1aa sSvs ssisSsSs set 'ofs
rtssf !. E! sS with ffsmo shop IND frame COT
s i; - i;y isys. Sns @ brick can be oss-
s S
ssa ss'
sss9;ss s'ss sssh # ss'Ht 'ta5ya. 'sa Sp
Ssss s:s sessr OF .sy
!ss::: :$;;f sf s }sa,,s flint : :s.' @ Cheap
%SS I'D E"sS'S::1 triangular 'ot ''z''t
sors,.s... setsr AsSss!s s.s s.
~ s,,s: Ss:$3% ss! Ss.s s""'
s wsS}Si; 1} ; ftana 0otaao on brick b"'omont lot
5 .t;,; M ;;s.s ~ s,ai sE|ss
al StsTs ssSvs s;.sh 81 r' '0Fo with
5 SsSsss ss'sss fss ,.
S sa ssoae 'o"
TwontT. .si 2sioiy md basement brick, with
10 rwenty. .iouftb:ss. 2-stor5 md baaeuens brick.
a bts
vInsSnnes.sy 23.s!ofy @ and hba:cmcn! erIsk
10 0EH9nIaud4const 2-stury and basement brick
11 tsfNIfIO 2-atnFr frnfnc bfrt Ia ANN nj ash
, 1881-08-27
111Tl. REIL ESTATE.
E0H SAhAT Il ut:iUl X 4. t.,
q WEDaEsI}AY. Aij0-a''

foH 'ADST %STs,ljlxS!}; i H!{221y ;2y, = xSdsz, 4; III
TIE ;';.Sf X $;i'' $F{2S| Pxo''4so'
!.kM;i;IA !.k;,i!;Ii4At!;siS;iFihIL i;iiILISx L5ISxlERXlatE,,un. EXlatE,,
s!;:S @ sa!s !sS':;s Ss':nss s % 'asssa "a
ss!s 80 'ess III 4 ss.
ss: ts'anss s%s's s"a 3sea9.' issa4as
.Fe:tess Ind nnsanset !eh Sa'o as's John'on'
1tsf sss!;s ss.!;s ;sp; e. s;: 4 s'
Bet hSsp' 1s Sni.hrd md bas 40 eonvea1oncos'h
sd aIts ss. S ron'a
.Aess. ;s!fse' K cssS, ss S'aaeo Ind ,esfs ii''
=; ssS. sss la As'f@ ~ @ ssf sse
:s:s ~ @ ss|ss Sss 's%' ss;
s'ssss ss;s ;:s 81 ; 81 ssSS
c,s:s % Ss!:sss ri 5ashi po.rborn.'. io s
6sa e,3ctss sasae.s AFshsr;ay, =, .,,,
@tssS @rS.ss e. I'll ss,4nee and years psr
l. 's'.s h'.o, 'o' ''.' '
NH III: sPs ss''H n'sis.s s' ses
7s;ss7 Il I'd f}: sSSsS Ss!ss
nnss aS xh iS kn ssas Da?4'fs " esfsetp
Anne, ,1e. 1s.i intoFes. pes cont bs1snso cssa.
"a sYss: s,'1
;:s I3; 81; s's ss1 ss, s"nu"' inc 'lno
1sass' III 1ss' vii ia'fSsa SSa
, 1881-08-27

WANTED : PERMANENT LOCAL.
w agents everywhere Ia sell by snmpe 10 families
2Mr TONS conees. baking powder, puro Aptces, etc.
W WWe ars the chsapcst tea hpuiu cast OF callforna.
FfAncRc0 Tea COMPANY, Chicago.
, 1881-08-27
: E1IILOYlMENT .BUREAU,

INTERNATIONAL EMPLOYMENT BU-
j. ls.u-Assoalats oticca r. ~ lmpartant CITIES.
*lo!dlnk opportunity 70 lotMea u any nArt Of tie
ntsh emp!oyNn Nilt eompo!sni asastanu tn eyory
with situations md employment Our femsie depart
mont uEuar charge II itdIss Ut oxpertepo1, do
sen ~ y head s.n:nps tos ctrgnlars, Gatr1ctions
Whbash.Rv. corner llnIElanl..st.
, 1881-08-27

A GOLDSAI1D, LOAN OFFICE, 90 EAST
II. Madison-sL tltcensedl+ Established tAn Ula.
uond bT8hef nn1 bullion d0alet, cash paid for old
gold kd al1yor diafnonde renFtA. etc, etG Colorado
HFnu0h. sGit t4aFtres-sL, uEnYtF,
, 1881-08-27

ITO 0EXUNAN0E-FORC CHICAGO REAL
~, sststs, three fssuons of land 10 Nsa Mlysf Va.
f9ih asitf Aall{9aa. sna DIRECTLY .pn ths " taul
A*ntbkA ltAltrUkd, xnd situated Ia the Xt3At wheat
, 1881-08-27

INANTED-I}OY FROM Is TO 20 YEARS
W oldt nng used 70 setting Up and Grating sortnR-
UHCh1HE1 a EAEt ANanarNtI -
, 1881-08-27

PRIVATE SALE LIST.
~ 9s h Hyde 5k a nsad.
;. sss% i eoSPiss NJ; iara|sa.a vi afst.ciass
SI sss aas eis
mn l3 ao's AGis oesga De- y bsfss,i
fssS fs'ae 10 asass ess%res sas D. o'''t'
ss"; Ssasaa rs'if1!,ss f1;ss
s't'. EaS:s .5ss,s1i'%s I'll %c.t ponree.
ysa nsff sna Ogden
itsss sa,,"sa
S' eve " 'a @
5: s;|$ss $s' ;$s s fronting south
esE o@ ~ n: s'e IL
ssG:ss ss?ss? ;ss: " sss rss "a ss;
Aas7ea sotu's g.ity-n.nth-st and Asn,and-av,
gHs rouhTEENru PUBLIC SALE
will bo hold
wednrsd.,. sopt I, .tl,am
After which
TIE REGULAR runLIo sA14Es
will be held
Ever, wodnosda, a. liam.
ea4's 4sss 9atf{ mso 2,
7E sf gYlss;s 9SfH:a HaE :fss HScAsdn ss ffssSs
tHk taksSS|EaES& S|EaS SS;si III E:sss iEHsssiasn.
sssssss ss; * %4sass:s H:
FoR SALE-1,Y7 F. FREUDENBERG,
r, s1',< W. %0a'a ' e'a!Nsi5t5l N5htlhh' th'sR s[i,E. Y;
III sai.ss' s'2sai gophiass. nss; LII am
*oSd ia;ass. isa:s. Hs:i Di al@
:iS;; 's;; sssis; sssas A;S;sS5: III; WSs
S;,5 :I.1i..' yai H@ IS
gs :S SsSsss @ sa
ssss' :ss sYssg1s y':S;:s ss};sss lid Ss; ii
s;'s;S ss:S;s: s;'st E$:; III &s;:s: s:is
.sSS t1i 81 4ass Gsta and soti;xa: VI; m
spd g. sssof; noaso rsatsa
bs::ss Il xbSa res'sas.: .S @
'''so 'uF6aetSnto My ltst-
loa, sALE-MONROE-ST. NEAR LIN
sitb btSnSfoes sust5 e'o a3SsS Sas so' on
s' sr sSo@s Saas' tSs S96 sssS
s'ss:: Hs;; III! s!nsS @ brick house of ii soen.'
' e es; sst5
EaS oot.Hoa-isopt brick housSii hi II fooms
a;sas a;saat;s SSb brick house, room., modern improve.
ssis'%;sy III, ;sSt ss:t oosths e,o4 house, Is rooms,
s:s' sss aeai nrepetsson brick front house
p:os ~ Ill., e n lroom hoaso win
hh.ssTSanf TSnf brick houdo os Is rooms near TwsEty.
1sa1s, m%sS7aFd maS7 stono-troat house uoss Thirty.
Z. sLossos + CO.. ITO La satls.st.
W.s yWN.ssAALl1E-ClloICE INVESTMENTS,
ispa, '%SFSnss sSSaa!sss, sSss iSi';
vi asassSonS;a aIsaE.Sn; a.!n s,.!'se eassps.. On street.
WI q Asd!sea. l1IIa! la11I!8! ''ofs' xooa loc.liss'
rSsins -aoaon' brick stosss, sooe rentals and
s.a:sse., aa:ssse,,sn; sss;! e}}ss:nt e.ss .eeu. ts =.
saSaas baiIdna r. .. sea a,9nsla9 SE tMS
~ q. "a a. e sss Sa
mar i.s.:Ss SsoEsy tsa yss a Z sa;:R s:st ~
tIss ss,,s.A ,ss.A.L,Els-sIATE-sT,, NEAR VAN
80 #seiSSEsy,ysa,g..H,e esiiSsy siass. 4. DAAuo
vs ssut tsAa;tAE-DKExEL 4; DoULEVARD
ts' I:ss's:'.1 1sBEs&s ssftss&F7 tSJt
u F!.AAaI .sAAaIL,E-DY 3. t. J1NFIELD:
esisi soss:s. Sst.Sss ~, and north Of
u. ,l91;sfHis l1sYisslsS}s ls}ssss',z ~ z.sse'pA ...,
, 1881-08-27
E1OR BALE-DY ERNST PRUSSlNG,, j.
- ltohn1 lU Horizon ulopk,

E. ''''"''' sS'As; ,ssss. ssa'''A ~'' o'"''''a''"'
MIixankes-ey. eornes inaIaa'a-st. lsi.lso It. ~,
sss sedg t. viii G:a;idins: iS
sss H. lssss: ssss s3sss sa s
sSs:i: sssS j. Il :s:s lid assi 900 90,
s.:s ~ saitss1
ass. ssa nfyass Ss s1 S9isi dwellings;
saI :pia:s
EssSs!ssasS: y iiSsss 81 s!Sa 10
nss ssT good ba.: ssn
ss;s s
e. f ;;5y fI yaS;: isS
S:ils; ;|S g
efs} Ss|;:;a sssszs:s ssts ssst
NoilTM. M:''''
eySss4a s 's?;s; sSYa 6t:k a
sts stsSs... a.. s.ass n,ex sssesooe ana $50
i,s Saidns:
aa'i SSsa % t~s sailaaa: ~"
1s.ssss:st assF Iii:skaaxV ii and ais ~
0Allqtna. QUO
LsI1aaSiSa: suiiainss no,th " c'toou.a.h H. with am
lArTnbYaeL, H0rh 81 CIYb0utn Nv. 35xl ft:... zWQ
FrS@ont ssar INV Weslsf:a9. osies a.ellsna @ S ia W."
:.s:; ;:; i$S III:
nssesI,, nss3t ssf 6a;,on Io:s lid @
%sIItsS1ssS sa: ss.t Il It . f S
seen ssaE n,asSoi soS 81 ra.h sea @
Ufrhnfd.sL. stinth al i6nfre. h'sS snd barn.. jET
Bhoisia sv, near Clay .sL cottage and I0t ,.. isI
n9p,h.s;' III: IL two io. Il
Nyih liafknt-st, CoFisF iot md ui[sg. .,,,, 1000
pvlspn.st, oast 81 hate, y 4, at q pol f....,.
Maauisstssisx properly, Nofth lrnnci i''Gi:if Goof
o' Aao'. nsae o1ySSGgHI!fRi:''.oo' ySgIfia' eae'p'''',
hMaIy;:t nesI x1shSr;sy v!tn M
NrHksr.n1 MA mR"f ts,annhst vtttt En,,.s SNM
raar fhlt9 .a.st IL VI iXS
.eetsses. s.. w." @ le
ssss ssa asts IL
sts!s;.S: assf Ti'rl;. ;.ioufii' 3ails iasi, ss9o
1ssss:sy asst td l:si .ss;l
snona ID, sas, son n Si nsf Ss t9os !se.
chocs-1H fret ssst front on HIohlEag:a!., -
tfsss evsssrosns, i,aSt !fees. gssps1iaes. viii ia
, 1881-08-27

WANIED-A SWEDISH BOY FROM
.N 70 y year. old H. 4 eankng. house. Ad-
1Host, lA own handwriting, n q, Tribune Office.
"ANTED-BOY 1B TO II YEARS OF
w age 10 work In lint s.nrs i-,x North Cin.k-sL
, 1881-08-27
CRY REAL ItHJ,tY'E.

|.f ~ ehhs.fa ss,is:... too Al h b. NosEST1lAL
hishhSif;ay, SSsins.. 4, s1ther: on,y esTI '
ssS;s,SS. S.ISS;; %':Ss,s s% o en-
Houth pe.raorn md 1tu.,s stuela-,,.. s,eo 10 uao
bss: and AZ ,Ythss Hsss!.: e,i!.T u tastoJ: ."f"
hlnaieent. wantosh annijs'Ft.sy slaT d fi3n
11e !sHnasav;: Az: mgas linrr!son Tylor
M1Im.nseS.n1s !" n1,s1 tt.,.e p.asomo,
VI "iHi,.., r.s,, a.. .r,
,WsstC',!enao'av. double aslory 6fcz building. pays
1'Eest Mn1,nn,,t ,cx,,ot h.r~,,. 4. NJ, q, en- mn
6iss aten.s y 4 MaFfen and Pats*''. and
West In yfIir.St nrnr - nnisstsA Nav f,.n,ro..v
KA!lsas.st, neaf. wof.,. pays IL pos se,,t, ta0n
s"a'ff "atf ,nnnst M,@anst, near JaSt.9n ehsap AG9
tioKSb.si nsr D. norT IL nu,m, y TsyaIitnsp ph
IWssfi WIGsf &;;GSS,s,, adS1 MT
~es. Elshteen.l,-sL near 1lastcd pays ~ Dor con.
nGta 9Ga,,tu r., t,,,r,,a, -. .,.um.,. .,uu,
sa,M .A,.. D''
"t & ~, IN o ah1 sgftn Wo!lsst two irtsSs
d1a ,St & Sn &loav'.tss near Van ufsn, nc acisiaor-
Il havo good many more bargains In a,, tnts Of
VIE sas q 's iii ss'', ]rrsr',, 'r s.' H. you
, 1881-08-27

TOR BALE-S1,o 200, HALF CASH WILL
huy Aoud f9rta. ~ acres Ln hsp9%lse County.
uncU, stores, suhuOl, Mun CHURCH Within stur{ dis
tanco. Inuulfo OF T. IL. POPE. hoom II, " Madiaon-
II ~
, 1881-08-27
.MUsIOAL INSTR RUAuEN1;S,


fI%Oh SALE-A COMPLETE FILE OF
IL Chicago Ds1ly ard sunday Tr1huas for tbs years
~ And ~! to date. Msst s0lli make N o9es. Ad.
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CONNECTIONS.

A with arriving trains of Georgia Central and
with arriving trains of Georgia Central, A. &
w. P. and w. q A. Railroads.
with arriving trains of Georgia Railroad:
D with Lawrenceville Branch to and from
Lawrenceville, Ga.
E with Northeastern Railroad of Georgia to and
from Athens Ga.
F with Elberton Airline to and from Elberton,
Georgia
G with Columbia and Greenville, to and from
Columbia and Charleston, 8. G.
H with Columbia and Greenville: to and from
Columbia and Charleston, s. G:
with Spartanburg and Asheville, and Spar
tanburg, Union and Columbia, to and from Hen
derson and Asheville, and Aston and Columbia.
L with Chester and Lenoir Narrow Gauge to
and from Lincolnton and Chester.
M with G. C. & A.-C. C.-R. q D. and A. L. q
O. for all points West, North and East. .,
N with North Carolina Division K. q ID. Kali
Road to and from the North.
Gss- Pullman Sleeping Car Service on Trains
Nos. AZ and 49, Daily without change, between
Atlanta and New York.
A. POPE, General Passenger Agent.
May 10 20 u
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THE YORK MARBLE YARD.

VvHE undersigned would respectfully % an; L
YARD. near the Railroad depot, is in full opera
tion, and that he is now we'll prepared to furnish
anything in his line of business at the LOWEST
CASH PRICES. Tombstones for children fur
nished for from $500 upward; for adults from
$500 upward.
ne Monuments and Tomb Stones designed and
finished in the most elaborate style, and in point
of workmanship and material, equal to the work
of any establishment in the country.
Specimens always on hand, to an inspection OF
which those in want Of marble work are respect
fully invited.
Estimates and other information furnished on
Work delivered at any point on the Chester
and Lenofr Narrow Gauge Railroad, between
Chester and Dallas, or at any place between
Rock Hill and Winnsboro, on the Charlotte, Co
lumbia and Augusta Railroad, free f charge Tor
transportation.
Thankful for the patronage heretofore bestowed
upon my establishment, my determination Is TO
1'0''' O F. HAPPERFIELD.
January ~
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New MUs1c.-"Do the ladies play music
in Vermont?" asked young lady of Yer.
mont green.loeking customer
20, very universally, Miss" was the re,
ply.
Indeed, was not aware of that do they
use the piano?"
"Never, Miss. The instrument that we
have up our way is the ss0inetse, and the girls
all play it."
30, I am sure I never heard of that instru-
ment before; do tell what it is, and how they
play it."
"Well, the instrument is small pig, and
each girl takes one under one arm and
chews the end of his tail, and that brings the
music."
After that, Vermont "greeny" was the
lion of the show.
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SOUTH CAROLINA--YORK COUNTY.
TN PROBATE COURT.

John s. Wilson, Admir- Of Isaac McFadden, de-
ceased, Petitioner, against F. 81. Barber, Ad-
minstrator of J. j. Watson, deceased A. f.
Hutchison D. D. Moore. Admir- Of Jane B.
McCorkle, decd J. Leander Adams; Faithey
Houser; w. s. Adams; David Hutchison';
William Hutchison; E. S. Campbell Mrs.
H.A. Massey, wife Of Hugh Campbell, decd
John G.. Steele Ex'r of John Steele, decd !;
Hannah Spencer; Thomas Spencer: Il. B.
McFadden; G. E. Spencer T. w. Clawson,
Ex'rs of w. I. Clawson, decd: R. L. Crook,
Committee of G.: J. Rowell; 8. h. Wylie,
Treasurer of Davidson College; Mrs. A. 8.
Caldwell; 8. r. Gibson; and all other credit
ors Of Isaac McFadden decd, Defendants
Order calling in Creditors.
WHEREAS, John S. Wilson, Admir- of Isaac
w McFadden, decd, has, this day, filed in
this Court his Petition, asking that the creditors
of the estate ofthe said Isaac McFadden be called
in to establish their claims against said estate, in
this Court and that in default thereof such claims
be disregarded: All land singular the creditors of
said estate are hereby notified to appear before me,
in nv Office in county and State aforesaid, on the
2sth day of June, 1881, and establish such claims
as they may have against said estate. In event OF
failure of any of them to comply herewith, snch
claims as they may have against said estate Will
be disregaried, and the funds of said estate will
be disbGrsed among those claims duly proven In
accordance herewith. April 90th, 1881.
j. A. MCLEAN, P. j. Y. c.
ao1e l8 ct
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1881-06-09

A METHOD OF LEADING CATrLE.-Mr.
J. w. Gilman, Kearney Co., Neb., writes of
an arrangement of the halter for the easy
leading of cattle that are inclined to hang
back. He writes: 81 learned the method
from a young Dane in my employ. | had
two COWS, neither of which would lead with
any degree of comfort to lead them both at
once was out of the question. One day I
noticed the Dane leading them with as little
trouble as if they were we'll broken horses.
This ease in leading was due to his taking a
halfhitch in the halter around one ear of
each COW in such way that it would not slip
off. This idea has been worth great deal to
me-" To those who have tugged and wor-
.ied over a cow that would not lead ut the
halter, this hint will be welcome.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1881-06-09

Ia A strong, hearty, lazy fellow, who pre-.
ferred begging for precarious subsistence to
working for sure one, called at the house of
a blunt farmer and asked for cold victuals
and old clothes.
"You appear to be stout, hearty looking
man." said the farmer what do you do for
living?"
"Wby, not much" replied the fellow, "ex.
cept travelling about from one place to an.
other p
"Traveling about, har' rejoined the far
mer; "can you travel pretty we'll ?"
20, yes,' returned the sturdy beggar, "I'm
pretty good at that"
"Well. then," said the farmer, coolly open.
ing the door, "let's see you travel"
p9 "Ned," she said to him, pensively, in a
tone implying total lack of confidence in her
self, II don't think can ever be to you
what your first wife was" "Great Mary"
was the enthusiastic response, "if though
that I'd marry you tomorrow"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1881-06-09

s~ Some years ago, in the New Hampshire
Legislature, new member, somewhat noted
for "pumping thunder" made speech. 1t
was upon bill for taxing bank dividends, in
which be attempted to be very pathetic in ia.
vor of widows who owned bank stock:
"Yes, Mr.. Speaker" he exclaimed With in.
dignant energy, "the gentleman from Dover
who introduced this bill, deaf to the cries of
her orphan children, would strip the widow"
but before he could conclude the sentence, he
was interrupted by laugh. Astonished,
bat undaunted, he exclaimed, with profound
feelings:
"Gentlemen, it is not subject of derision.
I appeal to you, in all candor, to say if it is
not worse than stripping. Put on this tax.
and you will drive the widow to her last shift"
Shouts of laughter here petri6ed him in his
place, and he spoke no more during that ses-
sion.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1881-06-09
MILL MACHINERY.

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for the construction Of all kinds Of MACHINE
RY AND FIXTURES for the operation OF Saw
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in giving surance of satisfactory work, which
will be guaranteed in all cases, and at reasonable
prices. Would be pleased to hear from all par
ties contemplating the erection of mill or similar
machinery.
We are the owners of the exclusive right of
mode of dressing MILL STONES, by means OF
which we will guarantee Mill of not less than
twelve horse power, which grinds twelve bush
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March "a IL 3m$