davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10
.ssI.OO a Year
In Clubs of Ten and Twenty.
Send Along Your Names by First
Mail.

We have determined to place the
WEEKLY Vino AND CHRoNlcIg during
the coming year within the reach Of
every man, woman and child in the
land. Our purpose is to esp u p it's
high standard as thoroughly relia.
bic newspaper. We wiz, in addition
60 the usual latest telegraphic news
from all parts of the world, give reli-
able market reports, the best discus
sion OF practical agricultural CUES,
tons, the choicest and most reliable
miscellaneous selections, religious III
telfgence and everything to be found
in the metropolitan weeklies. Oar
policy in the past in regard to point
zeal affairs will be our policy in the
future. We shall support the prin-
ciples of the republican party, in
the devotion to which we yield to
none, but in doing this, we will treat
those who differ with us, courteously
and respectfully.
TERMS.
We propose to send the Vino AND
CHRONICLE, from this date, to SUBJ
scribers at the following rates:
Single subscribers, one year, $50.
Five subscribers, to be sent at one
ime, with the cash accompanying
names. s6.25.
Ten subscribers, to be sent at one
time, with cash accompanying names,
| $1,000.
Twenty subscribers, with cash ac-
eompanying names, $40 90.
With each club of twenty, with
cash accompanying, we will send one
copy extra.
These terms are very low, ard our
friends will understand that in every
instance the cash MUST accompany
orders There will be absolutely no
departure from this rule, and it is
like the laws of the Modes and Per-
slams, unalterable. -
THE DAILY CHRONICLE,
as heretofore, will contain more news
than any other East Tennessee Daily
Paper, and all who can get daily
mail, and can at all afford it should
take the daily.
TERMS.
mott s......... ...............-...".... IL w
| q mon .........s. ......' W
o.Vu
Send orders at once, so as to begin
with the paper before congress meets
in December. Remittances by postal
money order, by registered letter OF
by express will be made at our risk
Address,
WH1a ANr CHRONICLE,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10

Notice to Stockholders of East Tenn. & KY
Petroleum Company.
The Stockholders of the above named Company
are hereby notified that meeting will be held in
Knoxville. Tenn, on the 29th day of Sept, 1881, at
the law office of Nelson and Dickson in Masonic
Building. corner of Chu CHI and Gay streets, for
election of officers and other business.
SPENCER MUNSON.
july7eodtdofm Secretary and Treas
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10

All kinds of stomach and bowel troubles
are cured by free use of Tate Spring
Water. Peter Kern keeps it.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10
HARPER'S PERIODICALS.

HARPER'S Bazaar, One Year. W
HARPER'S WEEKLY, One Year..............".'...sW
The THREE above publications, One Yeaf"-o'V
Any TWO above named, One Year......."".--.f W
HARPER'S YOUNG PEOPLE. One Year"~....i 50
Postage free to all subscribers in the United
States or Canada,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10
BIRNETT'S COCAINE.

For Premature Loss of the Hair---A Phil
adelphian's Opinion.
One year ago my hair commenced falling
out until / was almost bald After using
COCAINE a few months, have now a thick
growth of new hair.
ALEXANDER HENRY, No. s14 East
Girard Ave- 1saoa--1s1zs# AK .at
BUEsErT's FLAvoE1Ne Extracts, always
standard a7a sfa7 go
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10

For torpid Liver there nothing better
than Tate Spring Water. For sale at Peter
Kern's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10

Cider Mills and Straw Cutters, at
W. W. WOODRUFF Il Co.'S.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10

SASH Doors and Blinds For Sale, by
W. w. WOODRUFF & Co.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10
GET YOUR MEATS

At Meter & Zeigler's Stall or Store.
If you want Choice Meat of any kind,
don't fail to call at Meter & Zeigler's Stall,
West Side of Market House; or, if after
market hours, call at their store, West Side
of Square. They always keep the very best
of Fresh Meats, Hams, Breakfast Bacon,
Sausage and everything in their line. They
guarantee satisfaction. t t% si
FRESH ORANGES: LEMONS
BANANAS AND COGOANUTS!
At Peter kern,s. at Reasonable
trtOes. lass,snf sLf a. taa.sr7 ssafl L
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10

New and Beautiful Sash Ribbons.
Just Received at Dunbar's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10

Soda and Mineral Waters
Always on draught at Peter Kern's.
II
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10
Notice..
CITY ITEMS.
DREssMAKING AND STRAW wol

DRESSMAKING AND STRAW WORK
BY Mrs. Kate Dallas Titus, on Gay street
Mrs. Titus, having given up her millinery
department, has decided to give entire at
tention to Dressmaking, general sewing and
Straw Work. She will give special stten-
ton to
DREsSMAKIEe,
and with plenty of competent help, she
feels satisfied that she can give her GUS
toners entire satisfaction, guaranteeing per-
feet fits and the latest styles.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10
G0rSetSt CorSetS !

Headquarters for these goods, at
DUNBAR's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10

Keeps the Milwaukee Bottled Lager Beer. Ct
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10
CENTRAL COAL CO.

Dealers in
COAL CREEK LUMP COAL.
Office, Clinch street, opposite Custom
house. E. e. McCRosKEY,
vidtfci. General Agent.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-08-10

We have determined to place the
WEEKLY VINO AND CHRoNIcI.g during
the coming year within the reach Of
every man, woman and child in the
land. Our purpose is to eep D it's
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-11-05

and death
DIT. MiNTIE will agree to forfeit Five Hundred
Dollars for of this kind the VITAL RES'FO e..
ALIVE (under his special advice and treatment) will not
tlre for anything impure injurious found in it, DIR
miNfIE treats all Private Diseases successfully without
mercury. Consultation f-~e Thorough examna
ton and advice including analysis Of urine IS co. Price
Of Vital Restorative. 50 90 bottle four times
the quantity sloco any address upon receipt OF
price c. o. D. from observation ard in private
name if desired, by A. +. MINTIE, M. ID.
~ kearney Street. Gan Eranctsc0 Cal.
MINUTES RluNEf REMEDY. NEPH.
RE 'IGUM. AL kinds OF Kidney and Bladder
plants GOnorrha elect, LeucorrhGa. For sale by B. F.
Foster and Geo c. Thaxtcr Druggists Carson City ST. 90
q bottle, six bottles fer $500
DIR. MlNTIE'S DANDELION PILLS are the
best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and BILIOUS cure
10 the market For sale BY B. F. Foster and George c.
ThaXter druggists Carson City3 nhl7Iy
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-11-05
THE Great ENGLISH REMEDY

Is never.fsiling cure for ner
voCs debility, exhausted vital
ity, seminal weakness, sper
matOrrh9a, LOST MAN
HOOD. impotency, paralysis,
and all the terrible effects OF
self-abuse, youthful follies and
and excuses in ma:urer years
such as loss of memory, las
situde, nocturnal emission, a.
version to society, dimness Of
vision, noises in the head, the
vital fluid passing unobserve5
diaooSao fhat laal =, ;,,.c,:+,
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-11-05
TO THE PUBLIC

Those with young children, delicate persons using
milk diet viii do well to order ONE cows MILK from
and thereby avoid the complaints occasional
from the OF mixed milk d. pay 300 per month
for swi.l and malt to sell my customers slop milk
The cows are all healthy and feed either meadow
or alfalfa hay. a. j. W. DUFFY
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31
The Wealthiest ColOred Wan
In Georgia.

An Atlanta (Ga) letter to the Cincin-
natl Enquirer gives the following &C
count of the wealthlest colored man in
the State: His name is Henry Tedd
and he lives at Dacian. When a youth
his master died and left him his freedom
as a reward for his faithful attention
during the shareholders last sickness.
Y Young Todd was so esteemed by the
family that they insisted on his remain
ing in their employ and paid him
handsome salary. He was a sort Of as
sistant overseer on the plantation. By
the kindly aid of white friends he soon
became landowner, and then a pros
pereus farmer. Kn a few years his at.
fairs showed the result Of industry and
natural business talent IN snug little
fortune. Henry Todd soon had money
enough to held slaves himself, and he
purchased several as matter Of econ
omy. When the CODfcderacy fell he
lost twenty negroes and some money in
Confederate bonds. This severe blow
was in measure counteracted by his
good fortune. having on hand crop OF
cotton, which then demanded fifty cents
a pound. After the war he centinucd
bis farming operation, but also engaged
in the lumber business. His remarka-
bic success continued, aud to-day be
owns t~o large lumber mills and sx-
ports very extensively. He is sixty i've
years old aud has an excellent educa-
ton. He is worth sl00, 900 in gsod in-
yestments. lie lives in nsat country
home surrounded by a family Of Ave
children, vhs eRjoy the luxuries sf
life. Every summer they leaye the
coast aud spend the hot summer months
at hou,e which they own In enc OF the
cool nountain hooks Of North Georgis.
Henly Todd has carefully kept from
active participation in politics. though
he has frequently bees solicited to be .
candidate.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

ANOTHER REPUBLICAN RErUDI-
ATEs CoALITIoN.-Ar. L. Spicsr Cur
lett, OF Lancaster county, Va, q
.traighout republican, in Withdrawing
frem the contest for the Virginia Heuse
Of Delegates, says in his card:
"The disgrscsiul action Of the Lynch
burg convention in indorsing the re-
pudiatlon ticket necessiLatss my with
drawing my name as a candidate III
the nomination for House OF ofDelegates,
as 1 would not accept the position at
the hasds Of men who expect their
representatives to favor the repudiatlsn
of cur honest debts. Let others do as
they may prefer, but as fer me l in
tend to vote with the debtpayers and
do all eau to advance the interest OF
Virginia, which would be forever ruined
should the Commonwealth fall into the
hands Of Mahene, Cameron, Lewis, and
the rabblo that fellow thsm."
Mr.. Curlett is a native Of Baltimore
aud a staunch republican.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

A WIFE SOLD FOR A DoLLAR.-
A. Lauten, a New Yorker OF sems
means, charged bis wife with beng too
intimate with Ferdinand Jansen, q
builder, IN the presence Of the latter,
whersupon the rate Mrs. LsuIen
challenged her husband to make good
his prsaer to sell her to Jansen for one
dollar. Lauten executed the sale, with
a written agreement, and Jansen paid
The dollar. The next day Mrs. Lautsn
removed her trsppings, and made her
home with her new purchaser. Now
Lautsn has begun suit for an abssluts
divorce frsn his uifs, and she RESPONDS
by iustituting suit for divorce ffon'
her husband. 10 the long run, 1t is
prohabls that Jansen will end cut that
he has the worst part Of the bargain IN
this complicated case.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31
An lmperfinent Mimic.

Young ladies' whe expect attentions
from young men should not keep too
ell-educatsd parrot. A family III
Nashville has a parrot noted for it,
won dertul powers Of initiating the hu'
man voice. The family also has a
daughter whose especial duty is the
care OF The parrot.
The young lady has friend, Joun 9
man, who called at the house one eve
ming and pulled the door bell. The
parrot, sitting ia an upstairs window,
heard the jingle Of bell and called
cut:
Go to the wludow!' The young man
was startled.
He looked at the windows below and
found them closed. He pulled the bel
knob again.
Next door!' shouted the parrot, in a
voice not unlike the young ladJ's.
The young man locked up and dowH
the street IN a puzzled sort OF way, as
if it had suddenly dawned upon his
mind that he had made a mistake In
the house. Concluding that he had
not, he again rang the bell.
Go to the hsuse! cried Poll from
hi, perch in the upper window.
What houses' exclaimed tho young
man, angrily.
The werkhouse! shrieked the parro t
The Young mau concluded 10 leave tor
his boarding house.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

Miss Grundy, writing from Saratoga
to the washingtsn Star, mentiuns enc
lady there who has three hundred Dress
ss, and maids to care for them, Her
toilsttes, worn only once each, are
changed thrice a day. 1t would be q
little hard on her if the season should
last a hundred and enc days, s,ishe would
have to grin and bare 1t, We suppose.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31
? 'Yeursv p she gasped. You said you

'Yeurs = she gasped. You said you
were not rich.'
We'll, not Rothschild nor Wander
bilt, love, bnt, with a sudden change
of tone, richer that all the world.
sweetheart, in you
So, after all, Viva graces q home
worthy other. And Jessie sentontious-
ly remarks:
''Twas we'll we moved
And Viva nods and smiles as she
slIps her little sparkling hand into her
hus bands loving clasp.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

Our candidates after discussion do
not have to goto Washington to see
Window, James or Raum, ,ner 10 Peters,
burg to see the Boss, but they stay in
the country with the people, and tell
the farmers at their irssldes frankly
their views. No private causussing
with Brady & Company.-Lynehburs
ZdUancs.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

GEN.HANCscK's OPINION OF VICE
PRESIDENT ARTHUR.-In the cars, On
hi, way 10 Portland Me, Gen Hancock
was asked his opinion of Gen. Arthur,
and with much wsnth replied that he
was an ables patriotic, high-mIndsd
gentleman, and in the event Of his BE-
lng called to the chef msglsiracy wsuli
discharge the duties With but QUE pur.
poss-tbat of ssneAltlng the entire
country--and that the people night rel]
on bis judgment With absolute conf
dsnce.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

CAN'T Go IT.-Mr Lafayette, whs
was enc of the delegates from this csun-
ty to the Republican Convention at
LYnchburg, inlsrms Us that be will uu-
der no consideration support the Ma
hone ticket. He says that the Rspub-
licsus of his neighborhsod utterly detcst
the coalition movement, aud will gen.
orally vote fer Daniel.-Hillssius VI-
ginidn.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

IF a carpenter wants to cover rosf
nfteen feet wide, by thirty bread, by
twelve long, how many shingles will he
need! The boy took up bis hat and
slid for the door. where are you 90.
ing (" asked the teacher. To fnd
carpenter. He ought to kao9 better
than any Of We fsllsws.'i
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

Ifa crazy Democrat delivers himself
Of an insane ute rance. the whole
Democratic party is straightway held
responsible. How would the Republl-
cana Ike to be collectively called 70 sc-
csunt for Guitesn's crime Especially,
hos vsuld the slalwarts like to shsul-
der his aims They should learn lessen
Of forbesrance toward political oppo-
ueuts By the charity that has been ex-
tended 10 thea IN this Instance. Lea.
Iaislligmcw.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

Anybody knowing Of a small boy
Uhs wsuld not run seven blocks tor a
chance to ride half a block With his
stomach across the edge Of grocery
wagon tail-bsard will please bring hin
to this Office and receive the reward
Intended originally for the man whs
should bring in q new Genet tied up IN
an cid paper.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

Az there is but enc candidate in the
field for the nomination for the House
OF Delegates, it is generally supposed
that the Democratic Executive Com
mittee OF the city will, at their meeting
tonight, declare Judge Charles E.
Stuart the nsminee Of the party, aud
revoke the order requiring a primary
elsctien. Expense and trouble will be
saved by this course. e.--1lez. Casetts.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

'Dses it pay to keep clean record 10
politics" asked the Blu -hamton repub-
lisan. 1t may pay; but a man has 10
economic like the very ancient Harry
to savs s25, 700 a gear cut ola salary
Of 5000.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

No prsttier compliment can be given
than that which comes frsn the warm
heart and quick wit Of the true Hiber-
alan. Mike was laying pavement brick
in the hot sun. and the lady Of the house
mixed up nice cosl drink and carried
1t out to quench his thirst. After .
long drawn swig be wiped his mouth
sn his sleeve aud said Yen be in
beayen seven years before the divll'll
end il out,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

A medical exchange tells about
'humor Of ths stomach and what causes
it, Our experience is that a good
square meal generally puts the stomach
in pretty gssd hunor without help
from a DOCTORS beck.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

Paper betting is used with success in
the machinery hail OF an exhibition now
held in Japan. 1t is said that the belt
ing made Of paper ha, been tested, and
found to be much stronger than that
q ade Of ordinary leather.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

This is tue latest Western form Of
saying a man was hanged: He .ras
unanimously chosen BY convention Of
SIX property -holders to jump from a
new pine platform into the sweet sui
sssuently.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

To him that hath big salary shall
be given more, but to him that worksth
Jor.sl IS day shall be taken away
that which he Already hath as soon az
cold weather cometh.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

Little Lottie to her frlend.-'I have
So many cares. Yesterday little baby
sister arrived and papa is on a journey.
1t was but piece Of luck that mamma
was at home to take care of it,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

MIXING BABIss. Two babies were
born in the same house at Oakland
Tenn. The mothers we're sisters close.
ly resembling each other, and the in'
fans were bol girls. In the excite
nent Of the o,c l.ion the little ones 20
mixed, aud ii happened before they
had been dress / or in auy other way
marked Tor id1nt ficaLlOn. There seems
10 b. 10 way { of tie uncertainty, for
three month. lave passed without de-
,eloping y resemblance to the father
in either Gaze; aud if the children grew
up, as tLsy seem m likely le, "i'h thu
physical che cterlstics Of their mothers;
nobody will yer know their exac
parentage. Ths presen. agreement i
to decide the question By lot.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

The publication of weather proba-
bilities has its advantages. The man
who reads torrswsd newspaper 10 tue
morning fiads cut when be should bor-
row an umbrella.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

The L,nchburg Firginidn says; "A
qentlsmaa who rstu'nes 10 his city
yeste rday from Alexsndria, says that
Malone e reception there was ridiculous
beyond description, aud that alter :
close canvass Of The city cnly eight OF
ten white Mahonitss can be found
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

A young man in illinois was so badly
stuDg by colony OF bees that he
couldn't get married at the time agreed
upon. He had tsssts Of bis honeymoon
in advance.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

Ex-President Hayes is said to have
kissed 4793 babies while be was pres
ident. Glad 10 know he vas dong
something those fsur long years.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

She was about TO sail for Eursps.-
And will you 70 to RensP be asked.
'Oh, yes she answered, we will do
England thoroughly
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

Tommy, did you hear your mother
call youp Course / did, Then Why
dealt you 20 to her at once? Well, yer
se,, sbs's nervous. and it ID shsck her
awful ID should 70 too suddcnts'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

A Kentucky editor says: We are
not responsible for the article in our
inside. 1t vas contributed by frlend,'
etc. Another man shot IN the liver.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

REAL LevE is REAL HEALTH.-Pet
was emily FIVE years old, One stormy
night she could not sleep, because her
father had not come hemc. He was al
ways drunk whsn he came; and Pet
thought he was sick and weak.
'Oh, DEAR sald she, as the wind
shook the house, this awful wind will
blow him down.
Before her neither knew what she
was about, Pet opened the door and
ran cut into the driving rain to find and
help her dear father. The storm beat
upUn her head asd drcnchsd her through
but she ,ped on until she saw the red
light in the shop. In she flew but be-
fore she could see anything, man
sprsng aud caught her wildly in his
arms and hugged her 10 bis heart.
oh father = was all that little Pet
could say.
Ny poor baby!' cried her father, as
he ran cut into the street; and few
minutes afterwards he laid her in her
mothers arms at home. MY poor
baby! It's the last time said he kissing
her and bursting into tears.
Little Pets love saved her father
Love Is very stroug. Pet never knew
how; but Gsd made Der love the
means Of turning her father back to
Hin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31
NorhRIEs PUBLIC.
1rsrICEs OF THE PEACE.

DAVIS p1sr-Dr. G. A. Brown, obed Funk and
Jas 3. Jackson. 80, ,,.coroi. c,o,dan
" iouxsTox-J. ii1tr Il. Rodefer, Martin strickler,
Levi H. Cullers. 1
Cofman, Samuel Rinker. ., p,u.oo 1oooh
AsHBY.-Ssml. Hsmman, samuel Alngree' 's0o'
LTE'-ChristiAn Shirley, D. P. zirkle' John NJ
Pence.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

Does q vics-president pay' In
quirss Rhode Island paper. Ask the
washington bar-ksspers,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31
I NEW MARKET, VA.

MRs. S. HOLTzMAN, Proprletres.
Having fully redtted and repaired this wei
known Hotel tits now open for the reception =
guests and boarders New Markets. surIouhueSS ts.eS
nv a number of excellent springs-among Whloh
ara Srinhur Chalvbeate, Free, Stone. &c,-easy
81 sccess ana Situated amid the most beautiful
and picturesque scenry.-Persons in the oines ae-
ofr+ sstre.sora q hle rates will be accommodated.
The table viii be an especial care the Bar snp
,lie5 itb choice liauors, and the Stables provided
With best Of prOvender. ~-,o,rz,,.r
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31

Better one breech before marriage
than a pair of breeches after lt-ghen
they are worn bJ the wrong person.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1881-08-31
A Husband Who Laughed

Several men were making purchases
in an avenue store yesterday, when a
man who had been looking cut of the
window fer rome time turned aud
said
Well that's bad ease.'
what Is it? inquired two or three
at once.
We'll don't know who is the nus
band of this woman out here in The
wagon, bat if I were he I'd go across
The street and smash that fellows
head
:Why"
why, because be has been working
like beaver for the last half hour to
get up Irritation with her.
At this one Of the men began to
chuckls. Then the cbuckle ran into a
laugh, and faally he had to sit down.
What's the matter with you?' was
asked.
why rm-I'n that woman's bus .
band.'
Are You and you are laughing over
that Irritation. 2
IL can't help it, he said, as he
went off Into another fit. Just think
Of him flirting and a strutting up and
down aud doing the purity when the
CID -oman out there has been stone
biad fer seven ysars-ha ha ha =