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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

An attentive reader Of newspapers can
see a great deal more thsn IL set down on
the printed psge. For instance, an en-.
preston common In these days u noniins.
tons ~ while portion Of the ticket IL
no, such AZ We should have nominsted, We
shall give II our hearty support" This
means that the editor. most bitter enemy,
who will give the printing to the other
paper II he can, IL on the ticket, and the
editor hopes that the low down reptile
may he beaten out Of sight. In the case Of
distinguished orators, the remark "The
IIon Mr.Blsnk va. taken With sudden indie
position and did not speak, means that the
venersied statesman wss too drunk 10
hold hi. head up. The observation means
the same thing when applied To the light.
Of the American stage. 1--WE failed 10
catch the last worj. Of the speech" means
thai the eloqnsnce 81 the critical period
vas drowned In "budgs" owe regret that
We have not space TO publish the gentle.
man. eloquent effort in full, means that,
in the editor. opinion, the speech would
have made 4 reflective muls leave his oai-,
anil thsi Il would be an outrage on The
public to print u "ws nav refer to the
address hereafter" means that the newspa.
per man feels happy At getting out Of !,
this time, and trusts that perdiiion may
ssis hin u he ever mentions the matter
arsin. IL obituary NOTICES "congestion Of
the brain" when applied to q gentleman
Of easy views In regard TO drinks, means
dslirium tremsns and Gle was hi. own
worst sneuy.' means that the deces cd
va . drusksrd. and ths worst enemy Of
the people Who loaned him money. "lIe
had bic faults, Who Of US ha. not ~ is an
equivalent expression. In regard TO per.
formsncss, dramatic, and otherwise, Those
Who failed TO be present missed rich
treat means that everybody failed. '''fhe
audience vas small but spprecistive'
means that nobody was present except the
holders Of compliuentsries. "o~ing to
the inclsmsney Of the weather the audi.
encs -. got vhstii would have tsen."
mean. that no body would have been
there had the shy been s clear as crystal.
and the "neighborhood been famed by the
spicy breetes." according N the hymn
book. "blow .oh DER Ceylon'. i-leF In
the way o. Sansfic critici.u,. Mr.. Mos,-
moreney sho~. some crudiiy aud inerperi-
ence, which will doubtless disappear With
time and study" means that Mr.. NJ. isa
hopeless. and irredeemsble stick" Final
ly, "a scandal In high lis has been
brought 10 our notice, Of which We shall
have more To say in few day." that
tnesn---weli, that mean. business -
[ Aichison (K.) Champion.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

Happy they, the hppie-, Of the kind,
Whom senilef aar, unite, and In one faic
TLelf hearts, their ioftunes, and their iTinr'
blend
'fis not the eurrriie Of humsn lsws,
t'nuaiufal on. aud foreign 70 the mind.
That binds their reaos. bai harmony itseli,
Affirming al their passions into love
Where fieadship fall .serts her sonest Pl~ef,
Perfect esteem, enllven'd ny de-lre
Iuenshl', and symrs'hy ofseuii
Thought aec,lar thought, and sin preventing
Wilt,
With touuiicss confidence.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02
,.,es.. H.,rn,n sv E,.e,rie.ty.

The chicken Matching machine in the
Electrical Exhibition deserves celebration
- we'll ~ other electrical conirivsncc-. 1t
!. an ordinary egg hstching machine, in
which the heat Is REQUESTED By thsrmom-
eier, the SUFFICE OF the mercury in which,
rs il rises or falls, acts BY electric wires
and magnet upon a veniilaior. which
opens - soon ss the heat rises 10 i0i de-
gree-. and shuts when il begins 10 fall too
low. II has besn observed that machine
hstchsd chickens suffer from lone.o mene-s.
aud do not eat 50 we'll az those ~ho hssr a
mothers constant voice, and so the inge-
nious proprietor Il this machine is nov
constructing telephone which will con
vey TO his henle.s chicks, scattered in diff.
ferent csges about meadow, the clueking
Of a central hen. II is benevolent idea;
aud IL he would 60 a little further, and dis
cover a way Of laying on" maternal care
10 the poor fesiherless shicks that are 30
often seen abandoned in the stationary ma.
chimes called persmbulaiors, yet greater
would he his bos,t that he has not lived in
vain st. James Gazette.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

SrEUBESvu.LE. Ohio, May -, ISL
Please send me at once one gross OF your
most excellent medicinal tonic, Browns
Iron Bitiers. have used them in my
practice for indigestion. dyspspsis, sour
stomach. heartburn, nausea. vertigo, etc
and have met with great snccess, in elect
ing cures find they give perfect tone
aud real strength TO every part of the
body, and in case OF kidney Diseases and
consumption they quickly stop all decay
-[R. h. Alexander, NJ. u. and Druggist
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02
Watch Care|..IIv vemr H~ai,h.

Are your hands and feet cold? Doe.
your pulse beat irregular, Does your
heart quickly palpitats at the least ener.
ton, worriment or nervous excitement
Does your face often flush from rush oil
blood to the head? Are you troubled with
Dyspepsia, indigestion, or some urinary
disorder? Beware; Death may at any
time suddenly snsus from apopleIy. d.
not delay. Your system needs some tru,
medicinal tonic. Nothing is 50 good a.
Browns Iron Bitisr. This excellent rem
edy will assist nature in quickly regain
ing her lost hold on health and life. 4
strengthens every part Of the system, snd
restores the different organs Of life To ihei
normal condition. In diseases Of an eI
hansiive nature, having a tendency I,
weaken both mind and body, il inv ariabl,
acts like schsrm.- Journal.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

The next House Of Representatives will
be composed Of lac Republicans, 1877 Dem
oersts, two Rs-adjusters, eight Greenbaek.
ers, and one Independent, who !. expected
to vote with the Republicans.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

am fully convinced that the soul is in.
destruciibls, and that its activity will
continue through eternity. II is like the
sun which, to our eyes, seems 10 sell in
night; but il has in reality only gone to
dinuse its light elsew here Goethe.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

Young man, don't turn up your elegant
snobbish nose at your mother. II she does
take little uDkindly 10 your cigarette
smoking innate ways She has watched
you very closely Srom the day the light
was too bright for your eyes, and i, pains
her heart to zee you blooming ont into a
swell IDIOT New Haven Register.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

To PERFUME NOTE PAPER, rTc.-Get a
few quires Of blotting paper snd sprinkle
the sheets with the perfume; then put the
blotiing. paper under weight until il be-
comes dry. When dry, put note paper,
envelopes, etc. between the sheets, and
place them under weight for lew hours
remove them and they will be found per,
fumsd. The bloiting sheets may be util'
iled again and can lie made 10 retain iheiI
perfume long time by keeping them ire,
ftom exnosure TO air.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

The managers Of the X. G. 4 n are
nov in this county locating the road from
here To Winchester There Ia nov no
doubt but this line will be built We are
looking to il with pleasure Bonn bon
Sun
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02
q Romance.


When Franklin Brolliar, Of Hancock,
Md, went to the wsrsi in 1851, he left home
with the understanding that, upon hi. re-
turn. he should marry Miss Mary Roller,
the apple Of his eye. After the second
Manassas the Baltimore papers gave Brol-
liars nsms in she long LA Of the dead.
Miss I.oiiers anguish was greater 10 depth
than ia length. ior beiyrs The var clossd
she married Brolliar's rival, becoming Mrs.
Rss.lsr. Al the end VI the WA Brollisr
came out u Georgia prison and made
post haste for his Maryland home. Walk
ing into town at dusk, he seemed a stranger
To persons whom he had known a few year.
before. His first question was as TO the
Miss Roller. anil the snswsr 80 dare,l hhl
that he walked away without making him.
seli known. lie reached Missouri before
any desire 10 stop came TO him. lie set
tied at Carrolllon, in that State, bought
land and became known as ME bachelor
farmer" Several years ago Mrs. Reeder''
husband died. One day the widow, in
reading Of the survivors Of Andersonville
learned that Brolliar still lived. She al
once began 10 search COZ him aud recently
found him. Last Monday the bachelor
farmer Was married 10 bis love Of twsni,
years ago II.N
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

A Colorado item: Arizona Jack, one
OF the type Of dime novel heroes that are
entirely too common, attempted Ia run
the town. and is nov running a small loi
in the cemetery. ..f....... ..
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

The Auditor Ia his forthcoming report
estimates the cost Of the Legislature IL
mse, next Monday, at SlOO.Ooo, and aP'
preparations al $4,000.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

We like the sheriff. and always have had
q kindly feeling for him. but We don't
want the sheriff or any other ninion Of the
Law to have an attachment for u.s. sieu'
hsnylle Herald.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

from Washington TO Mahons 'fhi. il
Virginia'- bitter experience. From JET
ferson 10 kiddlebsrger. What fall. 20
Frankfort leoman.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

A new puzzle is to find the letter NJ
three times on legal tender silver dollar
To many persons il will prove great deal
harder puzzle u 6nd the dollar Itself
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

The manure produced by sswdust when
used as bedding for horses is said to be a
better fertilizer for garden ciops than any
other When mixed with the soil in which
CELERY Is grown, II ia said to greatly benefit
those planis.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02
Feeble Ladies'

Tloss lans'dlj, iiresoIae sensalions. caus.
ing you to feel scarcely able to he on YOU
ieeii that constant drain that 10 taking
from your sy.lema all iir elasticity driving
the bloom from your cheeks that eSnlin-
Ials drain upou yonr vital foresr. render
ing YOU irritable and frstfnl, can easily be
removed by tho use Of that marvellous
remedy. Hop BitteIs Irregularities and
distractions Of your system are relieved
al ones. While The spssial causs Of periodh
cal pain is permanently removed viii
you heed this ?-lCin. Saturday Night.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

Miss Laura K. White, Of Manche ter
sister TO Hon. John D. White, has opened
sn Office in Washington City for the prsc'
tics Of her proiession, architecture.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02
Svsss pfoms.

Slight pain 10 the side. the skin and eyes
assume a thick yellow coat, digestion is
impaired. an unpleasant sinking sensation
at the pit Of the stomach is experienced,
the bowels are irregular, the mind irelfol
the meDory weakened, sous,iues slight
cough. ooljaess o. the hands aud feet
sometimes loss OF appetite and at others
unnatural craving for food, dizzines. Of the
head, blurring before the eyes, depressed
spirits, bad breath. fseling Of unoertainty
Of having left something undons but cant
tell what II is. Take Simmons Liver Rsg'
ulalor, Il will remove all these feeling.
and make Won we'll.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

Loss Of memory, universal lsssitude,
pain in the hack, premature old age
promptly cured with Browns Iron Bitlsrs
II restore, lost functions and strengthens
the weakened parts.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

A man never feels poor when be has a
ten dollar bill Ia wrsp "a the oniside Of
his roll Of ones
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

A letter preserved in the New York His-
toricsl Society has the following sentence
in il "My sons wife is lately dead, and
is VERY much lsmented by all who knew
her. I eonld have wished, had il pleased
God, that his mother'ia-law who is riper
for the other world, had gone before Der"
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

The lover who pressed his suit Was per
haps a tailor or a clothes cleaner.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

What is the moon good ory'ssked Pro.
lessor Miller. "whst are its principal
uses" Aud the smart, bad hoy looked up
from the foot Of his elias. aud said. 80 rest
the gas companies"
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

"rhsre are christian families says the
EIsmining Committee OF the Boston Pnb-
lie Library IN lis last report, ''in whlch tho
Old Testament Is a forbidden book 10 he
yonng.' Haa
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

A LADY Of Marshall, Alabams. ffiy -sish,
years old. is cutting testh
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

Human nature j. SO constructed that
all see and Judge better 10 the Affairs Of
others.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

HAVING about eossri>s~a ~, lar, ftf,I
s,n pTspsEei 10 ssfN fls e1laielrftrf 90
proved manner, aud fsslfclfsly ask 4sat'.f f
psirsasss Centrally loshtsd lsgs aa A. A. ,
able 70 Oder special injaaensats dive aaea o.
saa-if sisnlSr
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

Daring October Of this year there
we're landed in this country 7G.OGi pa'sen-
gers. Of whom 81 ,92s were immigrants.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

The child never see. the necessity Of
strict Obedience until II becomes apparent.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

No danger Of Confederate bonds running
short. They can be engraved and printed
for about cent apiece. aud several men
have gone into il for a living. Bring on
your market and the bonds will he there.
- Detroit Free Press.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

Il is not considered the proper thing TO
say whip the devil around the stump"
The new phrase is"lash the chief digniisry
Of hades around the cnrtailed tree. ~.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

A msn can possibly have no affection
for rheumatism, and yet he will do almost
snyihias for H. u narrrV fM
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

The Republicans have a majority oi
more than three 10 one Ia the Kentucky
peniteniiary.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

A lien iss mos, inoonsids,als and an
accountable creature. Now that she can
lay eggs worth three cents apiece, she
takes vacation aud refuses TO have any
thing al all to do with business. By-and-
by, when chicken seed sre down Ia ditesn
cents dozen, she will put on extra hell
and even work nights 10 food the market
The hen Is no 6nsneier Springfield
Union.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

4 comical matter has been made public
in Montreal by some legal proceedings A
retired Major Of the British army had foar
daughters, who moved in good society in
that city They all entered into corps.
pondence with a retired CLERGY man Of Lon
don, whose mind VS. somewhai enieebled,
but Who enjoyed an income Of $4,000.
Ihe letters became sentimental all round,
and At length the man PROPOSED marrisse.
But Which u the four should be take, He
had never seer any Of them, aud il vas ar
ranged that each should send photograph
TO guide him in his choice Now, the old.
est vas . widow o. forty-fve. and therefore
the Younger snd rre,,ier ones were as
tounded When the decision was promptly
announced that their sister vas to be the
bride. The truth was that she had em.
ployed an srti.i 10 remote the hand lines
aud otherwise besutify the picture. But
this trick did not help her. When she
went IN Iondon and presented herself to
the clergyman he could see no Likeness be.
tween her and the fraudulent portrait. and
refused to marty her. lie gave her 81, 200,
however, and she vent home. Blu, she
does not consider that sum a sufficient
compensation, and has sued for damages
+ RnA.lo Exprs..
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

Ia Tuiiian, priess ranss fron te5 10 $50 IA q
regular IAslaIiinsnis fTiEssry. ga lniefn,sitai'
$50. ffsI,aisioiy, $40. and coiisslais. SO
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

foi hll pats aiars a. 10 hoard, ss', sianss
sss. = a. rsuEWEAsT. pssssip~l
af.sfst linsl.ia 0n..k
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

For general purposes On the isrm, castor
oil, with a little kerosene added, is the
hes, lubrieator aud pressrysr. For saws,
mowers, buggier, etc. il furnishes more
body, with less gum, than mos, oil. The
amount o. Kerosene. n any 10 be aided,
must be governed By the purpose far which
IL IL designed. lf
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-12-02

'rEuM- MooE1AT u,
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-02-03
How prone all kinds of business mel

How prone all kinds of business men
and farmers among the rest-are to
become panicky during period of great
depression in any kind of stock or mer-
chandise. 1t has only been two or three
years, for instance, since many were al
most ready to give away their hogs. But
the best illustration of the disposition
to become diSheartened and throw up
the sponge was the great panic which
swept the country about score of years
ago. The greater part of our readers
will remember it distinctly,a ,and no coubt
many of them suffered by it severely.
Every one wished to get rid of his sheep.
Price was no object-the sheep must 60.
Tens of thousands of head were bought
up for mere song, simply for their
pelts, the carcasses being thrown away.
Men went through the country in some
localities, and by paying the farmer Csc
per head, obtained permission to slaugh-
ter his flocks and take away the hides
Dlovers bought up large numbers, drove
them to Pittsburgh and sold them to a
class of butchers which were dubbed
"butlers," who took off the pelts and
wholesaled the carcasses for whatever
they would bring. When, on the road
to market, the luckless bleater would
stick in the heavy mud OF spring roads
it would be left to take care of itself, as
not worth bothering with. The mum
Der of sheep that were sacrificed or de
stroyed during the panic will never bt
known, but it was tremendous. 1t wa.
a time to make stockman turn heart
sick, and those who passed through
those days carnot well forget them
AR occasional farmer kept his head ant
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-02-03
Thirteen Million Barrels of Beer.

The consumption of malt liquor in
this country has increased over one
hundred per cent. in ten years. During
$780," says the Retailer, the organ of
the brewers, "taxes were paid on 1874
900 barrels, or 414.OOO,OOO gallons. This
is equivalent to $50 mugs for every man,
woman and child in the country. Leav-
ing out the females and children, this
vast quantity represents 900 glasses a
year for each male over twenty one
years old in the United States. When
we consider the very large number OF
adult males who drink no beer at all
and the other host who partake of il
only in the most moderate manner, and
at more or less prutraeted intervals, it is
evident that some other Americans must
drink great deal. At five cents a glass
this beer manufacture of 1880 brought
1915, 100000. or about 81 90 per capita
for every man, woman and child. This
is quarter more than the total expense
of running the United States Govern
ment.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-02-03
THE NEW NAVAL SECRETARY.
His HerOism in the Army---A RO-
mantle Career.

Washington Letter to Boston Traveller.
General Golf, the new Secretary of
the Navy, does Lot look over thirty
years of age, is hardly of medium sta
ture, but is rather broadly built. His
beardlesS face, not even relieved by
mustachios, has good-humored, kindly
and yet withal keen expression. His
dark hair is all that saves him from
looking positively boyish. A West Vir-
ginian of note tells me that General
Golf well deserves his new distinction,
and says that he has had quite roman
tic career. He is Virginian born and
bred, and his family is of the oldest
stock in that State. He was only eigh
teen when he joined the Federal army,
and rapidly rose by his bravery and
dash to be Major of the Fourth West
Virginia cavalry.
On the goth of January, 1864, he was
captured in battle near MoOrefeld,
West Virginia, was taken to Libby
prison, and suffered all the miseries of
that place for four months, at the end
of which time he was notified by the
rebel authorities that from that time he
would be kept in separate and close con-
finement as hostage for a certain Major
Thomas d. Armsey of the Confederate
army, who had been taken inside the
Union lines and sentenced to be shot as
spy. Upon the execution of Armsey
he was to be instantly shot. His suf-
ferings were extreme at times during
his confinement, and he was reduced to
live on rats skinned and cooked by the
negroes and smuggled into him. He not
only bore these things for eighty-seven
days, but had the heroism to write let
ter, now on file in the War Department,
in which he said that his life ought not
to stand iu the way in determining
Armsey's fate. "The life of a single
soldier" he wrote, "out not to stand in
the way of adherence to great princi-
ple." Those were great words to drop
from the pen of mere boy, as he then
was, under such circumstances. General
Golf was finally exchanged, after trans
fer to the penitentiary at Salisbury, NJ
c., in August, 1854. Singularly enough
Armsey and Golf, having returned to
their respective services, met again
soon after. Armsey was captured and
taken to Clarksburg, and the loyal citi-
zens, knowing of the sufferings he had
caused Golf to undergo, went about to
lynch him, when Golf appeared on the
scene and saved him. Later still, when
the war was all over, and Goff ran as a
Republican candidate for the Governor
ship of West Virginia, Armsey, in graft
tude for this treatment, supported him
in letter in which he fully acknowl-
edged his chivalrous conduct in the field.
As he was born on the 9th of January,
1s4S, he was only 81 years Of age at the
| time of his recent confirmation as Secre-
tary of the Navy.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-02-03

THE record of the Democratic Con-
gress on appropriations will be hand
somely rounded out this year by Gen.
eral Deficiency bill of $25,OOO,OOO. They
began to reform in the appropriations
for 1877, cutting down about s14,OOO,-
600 below those of the last Republican
Congress. In the following year they
refused to make any appropriations
for the Army, and cut down the total
appropriations about S35,OOO,OOO more
This ended the reform" The appro-
priations for 1879 were SS3, 900, 900 great
er than those for 1878; those for 1880
were $74,000,000 greater, and those for
1881 we're S65,0O0,OO0 greater. The av-
erage increase for each year over the last
Republican appropriations was $s,OOO.-
900, or S40,000,OOO during the five years.
The addition of $25, 100000 now in the
form of deficiency makes a highly in
structive exhibition of Democratic econ
omy as expounded by Speaker Randall
N. Y. Tribune.