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The Dillon tribune., 1881-08-27
L ching Away 4 Duel.

Laughter Is an antidOte to anger. Even
u. duel has been prevented by some
amusing answer which turned wrath into
nirth. \ man holding bot, his sides cant
hold a pistol.
A Georgia Judge named White, who
wore cork ley, once challenged brother
ofthe bench, DooIy by name, and way to
mortal combat. At the appointed
hour both appeared on the field, but
Dolly was alone. White sent his
friend to ask were his antagonist s
second was. "t;one into the woods" replied
the humorous Dolly, ITO get bit OF Il
hollow tree to put one OF my legs in, that
We NAV b. evcn,'
White; he lau ,hcd and SO did his second,
and the challenge was Withdrawn.
An Irish lawyer, who had ncve, fired a
pistol, was challenged BY famous duel st
whom he had offended by severe comments
upon his testimony in court. The duelist,
having been crippled in one Of his duels,
came limping upon the ground. He had
one favor tn ask, permission to lean
against mile stone, as he was unable to
stand without support.
The request was granted, and, just as the
word F,re!" was about to be given the
lawyer sai.i he also had request to make.
He asked the privilege OF leaning against
the next mile. stone
4 hearty roar Of laughter from seconds
and challenger di s'i'.tcd all thoughts OF IL
duel.
The great orator Of the Revolution,
Patrick Henry, once received the following
note, preliminary to a challenge from & ".
Giles, of Virginia:
"Sir: understand YOU have called me a
bob tail politician. wish to know iii, bc
true; and. II true your meaning"
Mr.. Henry replied in this style:
''SIR: do n 1t recolcct having called
YOU 'bob.tair politician ut anv time. but
| think it probable have. Not rec,,llect-
ing the time or occasion, can't say what
] din mean hut, II You will tell me wha,
YOU think ] meant, will say whether
YOU are correct or not
o. course there was no ducl-Y0uth's
Companion.
The Dillon tribune., 1881-08-27
SPIDERS ObstrMet the Telegral b.

One Of the chief hinGrances to telegraph,
inx in Japan is the grounding oi the currrn,
hv spider lines. The trees bordering tn.
highways swarm With spiders, which spin
their webs every where between the earth.
wires. posts, insulat0rs. and trees. Whcn
the spider webs are covered with heavy
dews they berome good conductors an..
run the messages to the Garth. The only
way to remove III. difficulty is by -mplo.
ing men IN sweep the wires With hrusi,c'
Of baunl,s,o: bu, Us the spiders are NOR.
numerous and prr~istant than the brush
users the difficult, remains always ser
ious OsSc.
The Dillon tribune., 1881-08-27
:,NisreMsnes.
*lfl Was President"

INV Il I wis President" began Mr..
Butterfly the other morning,as he passed
his cup over for second cup OF coffee, iii
was Pr.>i lent of the United STATES"
Which you aren't YOU kno W broke IN
Mrs. B. !" an aryun,.ntal and confidential
tOne.
"And not likely TO ',e," adde,, Mrs. BIS
mother, with contemplation toss u, her
bead. ust supp0~ting the case"
"Ts,e" suppose something IN reason, y
ss'torted Mrs. B. snappishly. You nigh,
II, well supp use you WIS the MN in tn.
mn,n or tn. Man in the Iron NJ .sk or"
$50 ! might, my dear, 40 | might"
assented Mr.. b. still pleasantly smiling,
"bat that has nothing to do with It. Twas
Merely going to say that IL was Pr..i.ien.
Ot the Tn ted States I'd
my! burst in Miss Gertrude. .e.l eight.
Ten, wouldn't it be splendid it you was,
~! lust to think how those Wheedletop
girls would ch,nyc there tune when |
meet them, instead If I ,ro wing out their
tnsinu to,s 1boat pope w,o consider it
christian like to turn their last seasons
silk Dress SO that they may have more to
give to charity: But they might turn green
with envy before would ever"
ayes and " nltlnt I warm It Il, Sammy
Dusan, just c:irp,i in Mister Thomas.
aged twelve. Nd 10 up to him an s,nack
him on the nose with brick fore he
knowcd where he was, an he dasscnt hit m .
hack then cos Il nd be treason, an they d
hing him; AMI III slid. on the silcw Xix an
shy snowballs at the p'leeccman, an sass
Al'ss Feru'e. an ply hockey every dav
when It didn't rain an Id ="
ayes" chin.i III Mrs. B.. catching the
infection Of hr enthusiastic p, oyenv. .and
'''cn III b. the first lady in the land. le,
the next lie who sh would, and Governors
wives would big to b: intro lncsd to me-
and Id have halls twice . week, aud
la1que,s every dlv. and"
"Aad I'd have th.. u,..na.em Mt ot tn.
W.'itc Hous', and run things" rsrn,rke.i
Mrs. BIS ma-'.s, !'cr eye, S.,4ra!ins with
we VSCSp:cv.
mot much y,u wouldn't" from Mis-.
Gertrude, ''n"t IN .ch I'll keep my hc.ltt,
aud know myself. you would I, not AS long
as was the Presidents daughter and"
Yah" ejaculacd .,ter Tnn,"
guess the Presidents son woald IN the
biggest plum in that dish: Wouldn't / b.
the Prince Of VII lies thsn-.ay: Wha,'ud
YOU know bout >.
"Shut up-all Of vou!" comm an.i,.d Mrs
H., II reckon the Presidents Wit. i, III,
highest authority in thu. la,d: ANYHOW
t'ere'd be u dusty old time il anv bod
questioned it, and l,et when the exercise
were finished the surgeon woald not as
Gw any electoral com mission to decide
ever again! Ny: I'd like to 81. any,s.iv =
bath the way. Mr.. Butterfly, what was
yon was going 10 say would do ii YOU vi,
the President of the United State>:"
Resign a. SOON N the Lord would l.
me- sail Mr.. Butterfly, cal.nl. hu, .lc,cr,,,i
div.
And then IN ..iit,,ive silence fell uM
the family ANA remained there until t,
meeting arose.
The Dillon tribune., 1881-08-27
Big u n M.

Since the fight between the NJ III itOr and
the M.rri,nac, the powder charges OF great
guns have grown from IS pounds between
l'x, and st,, pounds. and the nov guns t.
IN. bull, at El>wick tor the Italia and
Le,p,nto ARE to Dc used with il charge oi
powd. r gso pounds: At first the powder
charges ri our 20 ton IS inch guns weie
Is pounds. They w. re then put up in 50
pounds, and when they were raised to roo
pounds OF mann moth grain po sder, after
the war, the army and navy men trenhled
with anxiety. But now the - ton /, L.,
Woolwci, ritlec, vt which the rhuntlercr's
gums were examples, use so pounds Of pow.
der and the :s-tonI4 inch Armstrong guns
mace ut Elswick tor the Chinese navy
use the charge Of ,3s pounds.
SOMEBODY says, "Onr Government land
osts one dollar an acre, and good whisky
two .Ioi!Yr. a bottle. How many men die
I.ntilcSs, who, during their lives have
swallowed whole townships,--trees and
all"' There Is food for reflection in this
statement. Every day Of our lives, and
almost every hour OF each day, We meet
individuals not merely landless, but
hou>ele>>, homeless. p.'nniless, Who, In the
course Of their lives, have swallowed ar.
lent spirits enough to pay tor land and
!, o '>.'. and hove money in their pocket
eb>ides.
Florence P.rce, who wrote Rock NJ
to Sleep" is living with her third husband,
the two others having been successfully
rocked.
Before marriage she was dear and he
WA. her treasure; but afterwad she became
.iearrr, and he treasurer, and vet they are
not happy.
The song, II am werav tonight, love,
without you" was composed By n party
whose wife had left him to take car. OF the
while she went to the theatre
viii, ne Of the neighbors.
, 1881-05-20
BLACK BASS,

sptetat ntpffeh to 1hs chteaao Tribune.
LAKE 1KxEvA. Wis, MAy 1D.-The b1ack hnss
fishing haA fatry commenced. a few wns0
caught the first Of the week, but tho lar1cst
cntch WIS mAde yesterday. d. $. Lowe. Of Fort
Wayne, Ind, capturing string OF ten, nggro-
Ha&tnE twouty- {Hur pounds. THO largest
Wetgt1e1 four pounds thrcc OUNCES. and tho next
lArHrAt four pounds. The Hpurt Will probubly
wax warm In il f1w tnys.
, 1881-05-20
STATE: CoulsTs.

STATE EOUITS.
. j, D. nrooks md u. Il. Miller bcunn suit
for S1,aN yGatef.ny nRntsist itpburt Uroes.
Mary A. Jones' commenced III action In tros-
pnss nsatnst Lazarus Stlvernlun aud Frank
teibrniit, ltyInx ,intnIlyHs ut $6.sNl.
A.'eIp T; A.la,ns. Nancy y. Foster; III Julia F.:
William Ii. Trunx. Mary Il. Tr.inx. (inllup, q
FcMimdy. uenrre Il. P,slinols. Rnd .!amts ".
Porter III fprccltsc Il trust dead Tor E}.t0 on lta
! and = lii tho subdivision Ut tho W. Il Of block
y. Hep. 81, 40, II.
l}aDinl H., Elishn. md lIornco =. Dickinson
brought Enit for lao nKnt.st Herman Folsom
". j. Watt beHhn Hi Motlun In covenant
arnttst Ellen r.. Wulsh, claiming $l,U01 damages
for iliicHtu lrt,Mch Of cUyclntt.
tInnrEn ". llofnlu,l heHn,1 n suit for sd,0o(
nEninst Harvey N. Thpmpsnn.
, 1881-05-20
Another Candidate.

by lareo majority the people of tho Unit ri
stltcs hlv0 dGuiarcd their flth III Ktdnny- " urt
Ita remedy for all tho dIsenacs Of tho ktincys
and liver. Sumo. htlwuver, have flslked tho
trouble Of preparing 1t frtm tho .lry form. Fnt
such nOw canitdRt0 apuonrs iH tho sturp VI
Kidney. Wort III Liquid Form. 1t Ia very. cor-
sentrssed !s sss,y H., tnke ana II equally Of
, 1881-05-20

A bill was fled In tho Superior Court T.les-
day. but suppressed for service. by Cnpt. Ed
wnrsl Nnpler against Ills wife. Jennie. nsktMv for
divorce s,t tho ground III hiEa,ny. Tho pMrties
wcro fnurrioh In 1917, md lived together until
about Februnry. lsSo, when they separated, md
SHE ntlcges he deserted her. Hho subsequently
t,lud Il Itl f1r keparatc maintenance. hut the
sutt was never .,,tshel to q auetec. About two
pK ~ Eut pusse-sIu,i ut hur year-nld boy. S.t-
pier i,,osi III. ANSWER hut subsequently tho caso
WnA liked IN. he MtytnY her some money
and ehc givinr up tho child. Tho
sapnrate. .n,nin.on.Mce proceedings wcro also
Dismissed ~ phrt VI tho agrgclncnt: Napier
volvc. alleging that whon sho married him she
had ,,lnnthor husbu1.d living. namel irving
yprecl, ind uskt,lK for Il tlecree of divorce.
Alfred H. lily illetl IL blI! yesterday ngaEnst Ills
w1rI. Julia H., asking for divorce on tho ground
Of ueYurtlptl,
, 1881-05-20

10 produce real gcnuino s!ecp and chiidliko
rctNsG nll night, tako llttlc Hop lttcrs Oh re-
firing.
, 1881-05-20

Tile motion for Injunction In tlio County Hos
pttnl water casc cnr,c iip btfore Judge JatAvaon
yesterday morning. but wus continued to to-
lns'rrow norninE, rs County y;.tttGrncy Wlllett Is
cI,uuHU,l fDt II suit bpfurg JlliaKu Williamson.
, 1881-05-20

UNITED STATES COURTS.
Frnncts u, Cooley began suit yesterday
against Wilbur i. Storey 10 recover S1U.Ooo dunn
uKlS,
, 1881-05-20
OTTAWA.

ITT4A 4AVNt
sp*etat Dtsprtei, % Ths Chstafo 9ftbvns.
OrrAwA, ILL.,. May lo.-Tho following pro-
caetatuvs wore had 1T tho Appellate Court for
the socoul pstrlct, In sasslun ut thfs plttco to-
dny; .u,
1p Ilausan, impluadotl. etc.. VI: Joliet Iron und
Rtcuj CuHpuliy, Motipn by bppclnut IL ltsntks
hiS upuv,ti un1 set us!la order taking cnuac, snl
fur iGAyu to Withdraw record. utAtraot. aud
brets. .. 4.
GREG Ut C4Irt below MiirMei. -.
- Wilmington Co4l Mining Company W.
, 1881-05-20

A LITTLE BANKRUPT LAW
tuire E)rt,nlHln,l.l decided the casr of George
,Gnus. sv,,!ns ttcury Il. selirnl'er, Assignee III
.mutn,ntcy Of Lubsch,ltz s Aband. Tile ttr!n
Of Nolhsrllutx & !thenh buc;llti0 indebted to
noln,I IN !nlr nwlt YHe fur sa.fA0. M1,ii n'sn III
lnjosers NJ two llutrs i,in!e by JHcksnr l'ra'w-
,on fcr $;0U cacl. and having fni.etl. went intn
bankruptcy. Elobschutz Ind sullie Individual
s.,r,s, anil (i.ilss, having proved lip hls elNtM
IN all the u.,tc.. tried To ,nnkc Dal,srhutz's scp-
ttatr rsHle IEhtle ntt hlS Endorsement nf the tWn
SlO uule4. Tic I,tartnt Elttrt ~ shr Southern
bsttIctnf. ltos hel't TINT these two iutSs
stsm.1,futtlM partntr4hfp dEht. md wore nnly
prayablg ugattf The iIrtn iIssels. ulu Gnllss Ap-
iealetl 10 Judge Drl.MInnnI. -.
The Judge. IN ,iviuiIl,s tho case, snd tho con.
:tnvrf,y n,nny EtEw nut tf u c0tttraGt 6ntwunn
;DUSshnta 1. .Absn mid un,lss iii thc. li}tn Of
August, tEIL by which lilo thttGr NHrtCl ~ OK
tetld fur iva years the tl1r Hf W!ysIlbne Ut Elie
tuns debt Ii, him. provided security were Elynn
him. Theirs wis IFb controversy but that tho
mknc Indebtedness III tlll ttN ltUtrH wHaA pAr:-
ueE.hr imlrl,tetlnes@ Tho ayrertiult lttr cxten-
Hun wSs umler st'1.l md sIgiIral by each Vt THO
2a.lfes Individually. Tie extUnR!Oi1 .sisa FruntnG.
,nt The srer(iy wiz tlt'ftr 3tyeh as agreed. The
AINl IN lc conveyed w,sx emily IN RGclIrlty nnti
Dot a. payment. Tho result wits tho t,lnlnlitf
!be saiue: II ~us sttll u paCtMrrsalp debt duo
fr,m the lmnkr,lptA to hin. Tue question lhen
*ss whe.lur 4, Wow nf tho eohtl tllutinE. rights
of the paFtnrrshIp nt,d !aItviduoI cretsitnrs, It
WA equitAble for DA1lss, It'd AEAlllst uther inul-
tan an.!ust MIN. THIS cuso must !,o
dern!et! on general principles ut equity, mud
put astn tho mere technical right OF tho p!ahtiN.
Twas true the nGrteIuIiI 1rtwect thu ttrtn mud
Ga,is wRs stENmi BY IN,l~1hiiz und Aben.l
Individually; nnu tllorn might by u technical
@ sy 'h@y "sAst b ufser tss % I" f s Hinf e a s I'll I'll
rns cbunEe TIT ctlarMcter NJ the prtnopnl In
att'tdness tnr MAXI " M intlIvklnRl tlGht III
n
, 1881-05-20

pnesr. eon,ntsr,a l.y Illegally rnerltg hnr hniso
nlIh carrying "'r lItr furniture ~ hllfcrrnt
itrls+. HhN WIS II tnnnm " i.hrnn Chn'iwnk
nr,ft wfr, bnt tft hnr lltnl" nh Ki't street t'r-
for" she nnsc expired. nl'h srssrnt suits wero
After n Fof,4t 1Mrt Of tho sllnnny VIA In, Tho
1lt,lRr ruled Tint Tho ptHIntf mist either e1eat
10 abandon I'll trs@tasAeH fH Witch Alt tho tlE-
funtnnts wcrr net etHtrrtHf, t,r dismiss nR tn
r,aEh parties. Tint Ii. tint M rcctyery ct'iil1 bc
were mt anncernctt. Under thi. ruling the a.iit
cnnstabfcs. SlcElroy and alct;hory. The Judge
tllpn held that tlrrt Ind brGii no 1ynitc DE-
fertnl tendnR 10 proved Tint Hwy hui been o0n-
cerilta In my ut thu nets Of trrstiiaa ehnrHGii,
,W tnntter what Ottlcr ntl,ilsnunt,s might bs
innu nRainst HIN, md lint tho suit must by dls,
his wife as tho defendants. nnd tho controversy
brrMtNe rI,rruwtn down to tho tlllrPtioti ns IL
whether Mrs. Ctuswfrk. tlle owner Ut tiio i11,ise
rcntGt by. Miss afcKGc. wns nwtr!s ut the !1tRi,-
handed proceedings ta!ten In tho .!,lsttcest tnrt
After the eridnHee VIVA ln. tho .lu.lpc clIarHeA
iaaNctl by Jnsf!ce Etnines lit fNvtr Of Mrs. ;hnt.
Wick, wis yold, and entry n,atfu Under H. wns
v09tll Thts WIS the exett tlnn under which CDH-
stable NclsltHott ntteinpteH 70 nut. II the tlr-
fcntIunts know of tho tfrtn alleged trtsp1sscs.
and nittetl ur nt,ettu1 olscnurlintl te sau,o,
omrNry. damages. Oh tho uther hnnd. Mrs.
Chadwick Ind right tp collect her rcnt for tho
whhle leilfc, oven thGttEh Miss Mckee hatl
rncntet tho house hOtOro tho term expired. mn!
Il, tlfstil'n tho property. The defendants cntilt
not bo held lai'l0 fur exemplary dhh'tRcs tltitesa
tho cunlnissiUn 0t tho trcspHsses, and both de-
fe,ldnhts must hn held equally guilty. Tho Jury
tIinu retired IL tthlt room to light thelr why tG
Il deels'Un, II possloln.
, 1881-05-20
PROFESSIONAL,

A GOODRICH, ATTORNEY AT LAW,
"a ,i14 Duas burn-sL. Ch!caso. Adylas fEcs = 5vars
uxnsftuucs HusiueA1 quietly AA4 Ju1ullY EAuSsGlaa
, 1881-05-20
THE COURTS
,,s,,ror Brought Up wit" a
Round Turn.
,,,e, ,1c1scc's cnss so,'',nm' Dwlna'oa
~. posas.Bond Man Fighting to
aAs Gain Time.
,,n. 1,ry Law hy Judge ;, nrammona-
s'"' unltcd STATES Criminals
,,.,.a ., Judgments, Now Suits or'ui-
WV nal Business, Etc.

ANXIOUS FOR TIME.
noa y" t>,foro .lu,lFu IilOlVeit ap,tlnst
n 1nv ,',r,c tic mnn who was hrses1eo laet
JAMES u ~, @ ovcr sA0, ,Nof cnt1ntorfelt boFtlss
autumn .,i,'r M. ,yns tn1te ycstcF'ay mornin3 fof
N app''ea.."aa app"aa Mr. slnrk Bangs appeared for
acon1t,""arr acoN'aar and rcnll lengthy nlshtnvst OF
tho pss,"n pts o,,tllnca tho defciIse. Tue latter
DoyN' WIZ l., the sprlug Of 1Rso ho went 'nto
sH'Fe H'Fs', us, viii, william Fhgc, VI Chcyohho, III
paHhs,,I,n".n .n,sIocss Far tho purpose OF oota'h'
The eas.. nccc..ory funs thoy soon After "ent 10
ma ~: YAK md opened ncsati'tions WIN Ff'!nx
Nes snd II, ". Spencer. tno Mttcr DOING en.
p's N., in tho hnukinR business toe 1as nn'.
saes' ,arao umo,pt os Government mnt o"na7
,a1 copos Tnsrs s,,, wer sy III ~ sH LII wero /" b.
e1al tseu'l, =, stfli lrIWivlnx tu Spencer. &iiu
uptsThc%r hc Returned to HIN Ns1'. thy nrt!ss an
" U.s. rc l%r ,t !. sAei! eeiiaiue. lie Iss re.
we're scsu% ~, s,,rccy anu they were s,ipp1aed to
se'an" se'sen ,t"' lcsr sacts co1l 10 proved ~ silo
eMdgvennc pHrt!e* sMe Is5 g, ,.w, ,rs; Nnx Wor
as,ey. Dass Z ~ mfoiiS ,i,, a r,nor, j. sipposcii
il January n.t: n u'Ss NV Mese. far ouiac ,de
one,n - ne Of thu Court. ,ti1 spGnneT. tio t1ttsi
prot51,!r t5n,rts G.''iu i,r.,ictluu. 1t was cxp.etca
F:,e rsS', %,1'' tu s'' 'scpici..bor. All tho
u "ucsses wcre Ecnt %!ihont Ma s tpsn so, ~,
t,,h tdas, a r lie question ut hIs Intent In passt'ss
thS "1ss Attorney Icalto sn Spencer WIS the
uppatea,Iyx x,a WI" tsIr IIs.i vsetrr. M " .oru.
cnly . Ums mr. nmurtsu,by thu t,sly. Important VII.
snaI. sMs vi Mmrpycs, l,0yls mud hn'l .lllt.r hlst
no ncss; ti,a time or hts Nrrrst, ~ EGt rendy Tor
!E.TOsl ~. snl therefore bud a,ltlo tlHo to Ireiaro
Gt 4, .'ia1 Ianrs xns III tonl't whether aubpMn'.
ruil Drnp Spencer l9e M. ~ ,h i,,a, M'S sr
, 1881-05-20
THE M'KEl:,,t.% c.au

Auxuuu. M"'. eAso " AlvinA Mckee against W.
sluk. xhta"s ivy and Lorua aua Cornvltn Cand-
lore j...as. Aaa bten oil trial soyeral lays bs-
tsn4y ai,.'S. vary. ~as given III tho Jury ato yes
dAsaes. .aoon' taHn' This was u suit tu re<nyet
conspiracy and for several tres
, 1881-05-20
F{)I S41LE.

FOE SALE.
1TOlt tSALE-TtVO MASSIVE AND HlE.
y aa6t r4nnt 4ptiHht s1.ow tssI h'1 tesE
ts,tsItvr 0a.ea TArs kid t;levy ilHpuL VI btMv-s.
, 1881-05-20

LE-SEVERALC CHOICE PIECES
IL Ut tu.nfss psupcsty, paying et1 Il per cent ~
amount Mskes,: t7,lt nnd see VI. PIERCE WAiE.
~ InSH1e.At
, 1881-05-20

T1OK SALE-TEN ACRES ON SUR.T1l-
Il cnst C,lrner NJ lfnFrlsnn-st. mid llotinu.Av.
Appy IL Gt:UItt;E ii. NO0 UE, Il Ncnier h!ocx, VI
itInrE.tt.
, 1881-05-20
1,OR SALl;-NU. 3I23 1NDLANA-Av.,
II uctAGun brick house. NA1EON HILL. Koum
urutuiK Htpck. Iii ItautbDrn.ht

no II SAl.E-FINE RESIDENCE IN
tir1yelnnh l'nrk, lot l0J feet *!de. s.uth front.
Hlr ht,n-e ula barn, MI In gGnd r.. air Aprly ~
f;F:tiItt3E 81. itMiu, lGuhper lHock. ~ ElArk.nL
, 1881-05-20

1J1OK SALE-I}Y G. :. HUBBARD, Jk.
~ II Wnshtnsinr.at-: West A1anl:,n.tt. near
fNatG. ~ loot, ltnprovoh With st0.U Altd brick.
, 1881-05-20
BOOKS.

BOOKS
NtloKA AZ AUCTION.
{ontlnu alton OF b,,ok ka0 friday, Muy y. ooloek
Nilvrs NUUk ltNlms. ~ Il1AF61tM.ss
, 1881-05-20

1TUIt SAl.E-A o-STORr. BASEMENT,
L. md n,ntIrns1l ronf hoaae. stone front, ~ fuHt
Hronhd. rlleAp fHe cns n tnksn A. o1cn bu!urt !9-
lunft!un from fnrcclDNure expires. WM. II. LEE,
, 1881-05-20
RE<fL ESTATE 1},It.NIIGIJ.

WANTED DESCRIPTIONS OF
chsaY s"a f9"f GoSn "a "a II Ss'fss ~ H.
Ill., III te EiatWn ls.hl talI Aonrd Hac. which tnksa
Cd, to itIAito rrrprr examination hfld cnin!uEuhgs
". X. NIXON, lkenI l:st.tte, President
Trguxl,tets and TTANtceb
, 1881-05-20

ITO llEsN'r-A LAi,GE FLOOR, WITH or
lsht ntann, o!uv4lor, utc. frrkIS x CltGsEls. III
GlpTk-nt.. III rum.
, 1881-05-20
TO IkENI.-FLdI'S.

SOUTH SIDE.
ITO RENT-trWO CHOICE FLATS, 3 TO
l. d tn0Its, furnished or partly furnished. und two
Furnished rntinlH :fa! rfnriu.nv.
TI,O REST-Fl,ATS :ls1 STATIST. j.
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, 1881-05-20

SUBURBAN.
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i bhorv. Winnrtka. with b"nntlfn! rrnMndS. fruit.
barn. etc., 81. III. DALE, 1NtIthIlil9 IultltnK.
, 1881-05-20

| 1,O liENT-ELEGANT 1rKOOM RESI-
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, 1881-05-20

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saycnty y-ssconA md soypnty,thln!.s4:s. !. 81 high
, 1881-05-20

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w horsna suitable for farni Nsu for days U. W.
CitANE, 3tb 2latu.st.
, 1881-05-20

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fpgt. ttr.1lr Iwcnttrtt1-At.
, 1881-05-20

TJVO EXCtlANGE-A llltill Glass OIL
uxIuI,lI tor pttlor Hnd bed ROOM futtltturu, oF
win MI sa4G for i CI1Iuln. h Vi rttuuns otne4.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-07-03
THE BEDS GATHERINGS.

When they chatter together, the robins and
sparrows,
Bluebirds and bobollnks all the day long,
What do they talk of? The sky and the sun
shine,
The state of the weather, the last pretty
song.
OF love and of friendship, and all the sweet
trifes
That go to make bird-lfe socareIess and free;
The number of grubs in the apple tree yondcr,
The promise of fruit on the big cherry-tree
Of matches in prospect. How Robin and
Jenny
Are planning together to build them nest;
HOwBObolink left Mrs. Bobolink moping
At home, and went off on lark with the
rest
Such mild little SANDERS! Such innocent Cos
sip!
Such gay little coquetries, pretty and bright;
Such happy love-making! Such talks in the
orchard!
Such gatherings at daybreak, such whis-
perngs at night.
Oh, birds in the tree-tops! oh, robins and spar
rOwsi
o bluebirds and bobolinks! what would be
May
Without your glad prestnce-the songs that
you sing us,
And all the sweet nothings we fancy you
say.
Caroline A. Mason, in St. Nicholas.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-07-03

parted, and he and the door fell with
great clatter, into the kitchen.
Gland alive!" cried his mother
"He--he's after me! He's right behind
mel" shrieked Hollie, scrambling to his
feet. "He---he chased me---me clear to
the door''
"What did," demanded his father, who
had bounced out of bed upon the floor at
the first alarm, and now, with great pres
ence of mind, seized sharply on Hollie's
ear and held him still; "What chased you,
Hollingsworth?"
sThe BEAR" said Hollie, meekly, and
then, with many long drawn breaths he
told The whole little story.
When he had finished, his father went
to the doorway, looked out and listened.
Then he gave soft ri don't believe it,"
sort of whistle.
"YOu've been dreaming and walking in
your sleep, l reckon" he said to Hollie.
sIll go and see Where's the muskets"
But Hollie couldn't tell, and his father
didn't care to face even an imaginary
bear, without his good queen's-arm in
hand. So presently, the door was propp-
ed up, and the little house fell asleep
again.
and his father went out into the corn
field, they found the musket just where:
Erollie had let it fall IN his fright and,
twenty feet away, the body of huge,
white faced; black bear, which had
dropped in his tracks, with bullet
wound in his breast
So, you see, it was Hollie's magma
ton which chased him to the door. I'M
agination does play queer pranks some
times
Of course there was jubilee. A piece
of Hollie's bear was sent to each and
every neighbor for miles around The
story was told and told again, and Hollie
was hero. But for all the praise and
petting, and for all that his mother fried
a lot of the most delicious turnovers in
his honor and allowed him to eat as
many as he chose so that he did not
make himself ill, there was something
about the exploit which Hollie didn't
quite like to remember. Can you guess
what?