The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1881-01-27
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b)ttle out of the window.
DIR. Tanner is man of strong will
power, but his will may be broken by
the lawyers in time
Itoccurred to a scholar, while writ
ing. a composition, to remark that ''an
OK does not taste as good as an oyster,
but it can run faster"
There are some things that are i'm
proved by long living in bed-for in
/. stance, the oyster This suggests
new proverb. Go to the bivalve, thou
active man; consider her ways and
grow fat.
An apo'ogy-"But Freddy, how
could you ever :hink of calling aunty
stupid? Immediately go to her and
tell her that you are sorry" Freddy
goes to aunty and saws, Aunty, am
sorry that you are stupid"
A petrified woman was recently dis.
covered by an Italian fisherman in
Cascade Lake Nevada. The entire
body had been changed to solid stone.
But the mouth was open and the tom
que ratified
MEN often jump at conclusions
says the proverb So do dogs We
saw dog jump at the conclusion of
of Il cat, which was sticking through
the opening of partly closed door,
and it created more disturbance than
church scandal.
At dinner she had a doctor on either
hand, ono of whom remarked that
they were well served, since they had
a duck between them, 'FYes," she
broke in her wit is of the sort tina
comes in Gashes-'and l am between
two guacks'" Then silence fell.
A French journal tells of a woman
who suddenly found herself at the
head of family of eight children, all
enclosed in a sac" perfectly formed
The article ends with. The mother
did well Yes, but how about the
cold man?" Did he survive?
y sign on a house on Croghan street
informs the public that washing is
done there, and it is quite natural that
a notwithstanding near by should
take bundle under his arm and call
there and ask of the boy on the
step:
"Bub, is the wask-woman m?"
"No, sirl" was the prompt reply
"there's no wash-w5man here at
ALL"
"But that sign says washing done
here, remarked the man.
"S'pose it does?" remarked the
boy, in higher key, s'pose it does?
a lady may become the victim of un-
fortunate circumstances to such an Cx-
tent that she is willing to wash and Ircn
shirts and sheets, but that does not
make a wash-woman of her does
it,"
81 thought it did, said the man
"Humph! Ifyou draw buggy down
to the shop to be repaired, does that
make horse of you!"
The man was silently turning away
when the boy added:
eff you want to find the lady of un-
fortunate circumstances, 90 round to
the side door, but the wash-woman isn't
at home"
French editors are generally very
squeamish, and French medical edi-
tors have to sacrifice what little deli
cacY remains in them in the interest
of their profession. Hence occurs the
following cease" in lie Practicien: a
young and lonely lady in a railway
carriage. with her old and ugly hus-
band, suffers from toothache. There
is travelling companion, a stranger
eager to make himself agreeable IT, the
young and lovely one while the old
man sleeps. He symPathizes with
her suferings, and at last gently in
sinuates that if he might place his
warm lips to her face it might relieve
the pain. ''No, Sir" says the hus-
bands, amiably arousIng himself,
''your remedy is useless for toothache,
but it is excellent for piles, from which
| suffer