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Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
rCnicago Inter-ocean-J
Perils of the Deep.

rhe world.renowned swimmer, Capt
Paul Bovton. in an interview with news
paper correspondent at the seashore, related
the following incidents in his experience:
Reporter. Capt. BDvton, you must
have seen a large part Of the worldH
Can't. B ,vton. Yes sir. by the aid OF
nv Rubber Life Saving Dress, [ have
travelled over II, 900 miles on the rivers OF
America and Enrope; have also been pr
sented to the crowned heads OF England,
France, Ger "anv. Austria Belgium, italy,
Holland. Spain and Portugal, and have in
nv possession fortv.two medals and deco
ratious; l have three lines received the
order of kniChthoOd and been elected
honorary member OF committees, clubs,
orders and societies."
Reporter. -" We're your various trips
accompanied nv much danger9"
Cat. Bovton. THAT depends upon
what YOU NAV cal dangerous. During my
trip down the river Tagus in SPAN, l had
10 "shOot" one hundred aud two water
falls, the highest being about eighty-tive
feet, and .nnumerahle rapids. Crossing the
Straits Of Messins, had three ribs broken
IN u UguJ with eudVhSS du'i COlhluS Np"u
the Somane, n river In France, | received
a charge of shot from an excited ana
startled huntsman. Although all this was
not very pleasant, and might be termed
dangerous, fear nothing more on my trip
than intense cold; for, as long smy limbs
are free and easy. and not cramped or be-
numbcd, | am all right. or late carry
stock of st. Jacobs Oil in nv little boAt,-
Ohe Captain calls 1t " Baby Mine, and has
stored therein signal rockets thermometer,
compass, provisions, etc. land have had
but little trouble. Before starting out L
rub mvself thoroughly with the article,
and its action on the muscle is wonderful.
From constant exposure am somewhat
subject 70 rheumatic pains and nothing
would ever benefit me, until | got hold OF
: this Great German Remedy. Why, on my
travels | have met people who have been
suffering with Rheumatism for years; by
nv advice they tried the Oil, and 1t cured
them. | would sooner do without food tor
DAYS than he without this remedy for one
hour. In fact would not attempt tr
without il.
The Captain became very enthusiastic on
the subject of st. Jacobs Oil, and we left
him citing instances of the curative quail
ties OF the Great German Remedy to q
artv around him.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
THE GREAT
BURLINGTON ROUTE.

"No other line runs Three Through Pas
senger Trains Daily between Chicago, Des
Moines, Council Bluffs, Omaha. Lincoln, St.
Joseph, Atchison, Topeka and Kansas City.
Direct connections for all points in Kansas,
Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, Ne
vada, New Mexico, Arizona, Idaho, Oregon and
California.
The Shortest, Speediest and Most Comforta-
bic Route via Hannibal to Fort Scott, Denison,
Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, Calves
ton and all points in Texas.
The uneQualed inducements offered by this
Line to Travellers and Tourists, are as follows:
The celebrated Pullman Q6-wheeD Palace
Sleeping Cars run only on this Line, c., b. e.
Q. Palace Drawing-Room Cars, with Horizons
Reclining Chairs. No extra charge for Seats
in Reclining Chairs. The famous c., r. & Q.
Palace Dining Cars. Gorgeous Smoking Cars
fitted with Elegant High-Backed Rattan Re
volving Chairs for the exclusive use of first
class passengers.
Steel Track and Superior Equipment, COM
bined with their Great Through Car Arrange
ment, makes this, above all others, the favorite
Route TO the South, Southwest, and the Far
West.
Try il, and you will find travelling a luxury
instead of discomfort.
Through Tickets via this Celebrated Line
for sale at all offices in the United States and
Canada.
All information about Rates of Fare, Sleep
ing Car Accommodations, Time Tables, &c,
will be cheerfully given, and will send Free to
any address an elegant County Map of United
q qtos IN cCl0rs ~ apnlvinU to
PERCIVAL LOWELL,SGen- Pass Agent, Chicago
7. j. POTTER, General Manager Chicago.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
LYDIA 6. PTNKHAM'S
TTNTwArYH SNNF~SrTNTN
Posltiye euro


for all thG-N Painful Complaints ard Weaknesses
SOcOmmon TO our beet female population.
II viii entirely the worst form OF Female Com
paints ali ovarian tronblas Inflammation and Ulcera
ton, FALLING and pisplaceHents and tho conse0 snt
Gpina. Weakness and Is particularly adapted t. the
Chance OF Life.
II will dissolve and eNpe' tumors from the uterus In
cary stage OF devGloYmcnt. The tendency 20 can
oerous humoTs there Il checked peety by It's USE
IL removes iantneSs fttulency, .estrcysan craving
for stmulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach
II cures Bloat!ng Headaches, Nervous Prostitution.
General Debility, seeplesSness, DoprosSon and Indt
gestion.
That feeling o. bearing down, causing pain. weight
and backache Is always permanently cured bv itE use
IL will at all times and under al Circumstances act In
harmony with the laws that govern the female system
For the OF Kidney Complaints OK either this
Compound is unsurpassed
LYDIA L. PINGHAM's VEGETABLE COM.
POUNDS prepared at rs and 235 Western Avenue,
Lynn, Mass Price 81 Six bottlssfor o. Sent by 1laIl
IN the form OF pills. also in the form OF loEenges. on
receipt Of price, 81 per box for ef Mrs Pinkham
freely answers az 'ters OF inquiry. Send Tor pamph'
lJt. Address above. Mention this Paper.
No family should be without LID! r. PINKHAMe
LIVER PILLS They cure constipation, biiOuansa
INC sOrpidity OF N nv-r. e. cents per Oox
RE- SOla w ell DruGGtsI8. ia
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
KALAMAZOO, Mich, Feb. Q, 1880.

I know Hop BitterS will bear recon-
mendatlon honestly. All who use them
confer upon them the highest enoOmiums,
and give them credit for making cures
all the proprieters claim for thin. have
kept them since they were first offerd to
the public. They took high rank from the
first, and maintained it, and are more called
for than ell others combined. So long
as they keep up their reput ttion for purity
and usefulness, | shall continue tn recon-
mend tLeul-- --omelhlug have never before
done with any other patent medicine.
[. |. BABOOCK.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

A VERY misunderstanding tramp en-
tered the counting. room Of one of Jersey
Ci'y's weathiest sto'ekeepers, and, coming
up TO the desk, asked.
Amt your folks from Posey County,
Indisny2"
Yes"
And your name John Smith2'
"ies."
'Shakel You have at last found your
long-lost brother Bill. l am in need OF
money"
4 Here is quarter take 1t and go. :"
The long-lost brother turned over the
quarter time or so. and then said
as Quar'er all You can spare your
l0rg lost hrothelR"
"Thnt'S all 60 now OF I'll call a po-
lIceman," " said the merchant
''I'll accept the quarter on account of
our relationship. That's family matter;
but, b, sides being your brother I'm q
tramp and s dead beat. Now | apply TO
you professionally. Give me another
quarter"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
The Great Pile Remedv.

"ANAKE|IS," the discovery of DR.. SiIs-
bee is entitled TO he called the wonder Of
the age. 20 900 grateful sufferers bless the
only infallible remedy for Piles ever intro
duced Only those who have used To-
tions, ointments and internal remedies in
vain, will understand the grateful feeling Of
instant relief from pain and Llissful hope of
certain cure of the terrible disease. that ANA
KESIS assures. 1t is used by Doctors of all
schools. Sent by mail on receipt OF price,
$1.00 per box. Samples free by P. Neustaed-
ter Co., Box 9946 New York. Sole manufac-
turers.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
A Testament ReyIssr.s onInion.

The eminent author, Prof. A. G. Ken.
drick, D. d. LII, d., who is professor of
Hebrew, Latin and Greek IN the University
of Rochester, and was one of the revlsers
OF the New Testament, in general CONVEX
sation with number Of gentlemen, short
time since, said: II have received from
the use of Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver
Cure very marked benefit and can most
cordially recommend 1t 10 others"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

lT was related Of a certain clergyman,
who was noted for his long sermons, with
many divisions, that one day, when he
was advancing among the teens, he reached
at length n kind of resting place il his dis
course, when, pausing 10 take breath and
asking the question, And what shall sa y
more?" a voice from the congregation ear
nestly respon ded, "Say amen
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

VEGErNE.-'"Thel life of all flesh is the
blood thereof" And no one can possibly
he healthy when the blood Is diseased.
VEGRTINE is composed OF substances iden-
tical with healthy blood and when taken
into the system for the cure of disease, it
Is absorbed, and replaces the deficiency
which caused the Disease.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

LITTLE Phil, bright five-year old, is
afraid of thunder. During the recent hot
spell his mother would remark: ''Oh, ]
prav for rain One day when she said
it. Phil thus addressed her; F'Oh, mamma,
| can tell YOU why it don't ram. When |
say my prayers dos say: please don't
pay any 'tention to what mamma says, cos
| am 'fraid of thunder.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

THE electric light. as adapted to theatres
and the ball room, Is said to be death to
blondes, and one consequence is to be the
revival OF brunettes. This makes it bad
for families who already have two or three
blondes on hand, unless they can exchange
them for bruhettes. As nothing is said
about the damaging effects of the electric
light in churches, blon1es can still venture
in such places, and this is some consola-
ton.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
Hurrnh For Our SIdel

Many people have lost their interest IN
politics and IN amusements because they
are 50 out Of sorts aud run down that they
cannot enjoy anything. If such persons
would only be wise enough to try that
Celebrated remedy Kdney-Wort and eX
penence its tonic aud renovatlng efT,c 3
they would soon be hurrahing with the
loudest. In either dry or liz hid form II Is
a perfect remedy for torpid liver, kidneys
or bowels. - FrchaNpc
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
Another Candidate

BY large majority the people of he
rnlted States have declared their faith IN
Kidney Wort as remedy for all the dis
eases OF the kidneys and liver, some. how
ever, have dislIked the trouble of preparing
1t from the dry form. For such a new can
dIdate appears in the shape Of Kidney
Wort in Liquid Form. 1t is very cuncen-
traied, is easily taken and IS equally
efhclent as the dry. Try lt.-LouiSviILe
Post.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

To EBoNIzE OLD FRAMES. s.-Scraps the
defaced gliding off the frame and rub care
fully with sand paper and paint them over
with black Japan varnish or Brunswick
black, used by painters and saddlers. Two
coats may be necessary. Let the first dry
thoroughly before putting on the second.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

HE was grave and reverend college
professor, and was enjoying the air of one
of the wharves. do you catch many
mackerel this wear he asked of a hardy
fisherman. well" the son Of Neptune
replied, ''we same some" Pardon,
young man" exclaimed the man of letters,
''you mean you saw some" "Not by q
hornful, replied the fisherman. "Who
ever heard of sawin' fsh? We split 'em,
sir, we split EN-, but We never saw 'em. "
The man from COLLEGE seemed mystifed.
He turned away and sighed at the igno-
rance of the times.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

UNCONVENTIONAL. The little daughter of
clergyman, hearing her father talking of
John the Baptist inquired what BAPTIST
might be, and then said ''are you Baptist,
papap" No. / am ConRregationalist. !"
''What am l2'' You areEa Congregation.
alist, too" The child paused moment.
and then with great earnestness asked:
"Well, what is God7"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

ALL THE YEAR ROUND PUDDING,-Line
a pie-,lish with paste, spread on three
ounces of any kind Of jam raspberry is the
best), then beat well in basin the follow
ing: thre ounces of bread crcmbs, the same
of sugar and butter, the rind and juice of
half large lemon; add this to the pastry
and jam, and bake half an hour.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
HEALTH IS WEALTH.
HEALTH Of BODY Is VEALTHd MIND.
Railways
ARSAPANIHAI RISOITTTH.
Railways

Purs blood MAKES sound 6ssh, strong bone
and n clear ski@ II you would have your nesh
arm. your bones sound without carries, and your
complexion fair, use R@@wmy'@ @@R@@P@rRRs
I@m 1@sOlVenG
A remedy composed oe ingredients Of extra
ordinary medcA properties essential 70 purity,
heal, repair and lnvtg0rAte the brOken-doWn and
wasted b0dy-QpECK, PLBARAHT, SAFE and
PERMANENT Ihits Groa&ment and cure.
No mAGter BY what name the complaint may
Be Designated, whether IL DO scrotulA, CON-
sumption, syphlila, Ulcers, Sores, TumorH, ,Boils
ERylpel6a or Galt-RheuH. diseases OF cha
Lungs. Kidneys, Bladder Womb, Skin, Liver,
Stomach or Bowels, either chronic or oongEltus
tionAl, the virus oG the disease Ia In the BLOOD
which supplies the waste, and builds and r0-
pairs these organs and wasted tissues OF the
system. IL the blood LIN unhealthy, the process
OF repair must Be unsOund.
In q compromising remedy, DuC secures the har-
moAlOuB action OF each OF the organs. It estab-
lshos throughout the entire system functional
harmony aud supplies the blood-vessela with o
pure and heAlt hycuTTent OF new life. The skin
after few days use OF the Barsaparillian, be-
comes clear and beautiful Pimplee, BlotchoGg
Black spots aud skin Eruptlons are removed
Sores and Ulcers soon cured Persons suffering
from BcrofulA krupuve Diseases OF the Eyes,
Mouth kArS, Legs, Throat and Glands, that
have accumulated and spread, either from un-
cured diseases or mercury, or from tho use on
COrr0siVe Sublimate, may rely upon o cure IL
the Baraaparlllia is continued q sufficient time
70 make IT'S impression on the system.
One bottle contains more OF the aCGiYe pFincAs
plea OF medicines than any, other preparation
Taken In TeaspOonful Doeea, while oLherp re-
qulre ave % SIX times As much One Dollar
Per Bottle.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

SMALL corner tables with fancy covers
are useful for five o'clock tea, and, where
this is not INDUCED In, for a great many
other purposes, besides being pretty and
'helping to furnish" Very cheap ones
can be bought made of walnut, or ebon-
lied wood. These with tops covered and
fringed, are quite unexceptionable. Felt,
vclveteen, satin and canvass are all used,
and embroidered us fancy dictates.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

THOUSANDS Of ladies to-day cherish CRATE
ful rememorances of the help derived from
the use of Lydia E. Pinkbam's Vegetable
Compound. 1t positively cures all female
complaints. Send 10 Mrs. Lydia Z. Pink
ham, 233 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass,
for pamphlets.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

A NORTH CAROLINA man welcomed his
fourth pair oftwins with the remark: ''Now
this is two utterly id two twoI" Pro-
family and aesthetic culture won't mix
worth cent, but the poor man couldn't
help Il.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

SINCE hoops again came into fashion
they are alluded to as domestic circles. 1t
is not known who perpetrated the pun,
but he is no doubt some renegade Journal
ist who should be exiled from the hustle of
life TO The very outskirts of civilization.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

THE ice dealers of New York have IN
creased their prices twenty We per cent.
You cannot blame them poor fellows. The
crop was badly touched by last winters
frost.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

THERE is but one real cure for badness
-CARB pLINE, a deodorized extract of pc
troleum, natural Hair Restorer. AS re-
Gently improved, CARBoLINE is free from
any objection. The best hair dressing
known.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
WEATHER--OR NOT.

We admire the philosophy OF the unfortunate
man. who, when everything had been swept
away, EAid, well, therell be weather and taxes
left, OF any rate" Alasl weather Is the yellow
dog" of all subjects; everyone thinks 1t his
special right to try 70 better the weather, and
hurs his anathemas against "Old Probabilities"
and all who endeavor TO assist him in regulating
the weather. The following communication is
from Prof Tice, Of st. Louis Mo-, the renowned
meteorologist and weather prophet Of the West.
1t does not discuss the weather but something
surely Of more importance TO those who suffer
with that painful malady he speaks of: The
day after concluding my lectures at Burlington.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
MRSSRA. MORAN a

MESSRs. MORGAN HEADLY Mutual IdfM
bulluhg, Tenth and Chestnut stree g. have on
nand superb stock oI extra flne quality Dia-
mOhus, Which they offer at as low prices an
tones oil the 1rst quality, perfect alike In color
aud shape, can be solI for.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

II AM very glad to have met you. sir, 4"
said Brown, politely. care youH" replied
Fogg, "here's a note you may be glad to
meet, also" Brown wasn't 30 powerfully
glad to meet Il, but he had to.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

UNHEALTHY or inactive kidneys cause
gravel, Bight's disease, rheumatism, aud
a horde % other serious and fatal diseases,
which can be prevented with Hon Btters.
if taken in time.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
(Chicago 1'rlbune.l

Mr.. Ira Brown the e1erprlsIng real es-
tate MAI states that he could and would
say q Lonc word for st. Jacobs OIL, which
had curn4 him of a severe attack OF intlam-
matory rheumatism that all other treat
mel.ts had fai Ell even 10 allay.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

A PRETTY girl out West told her beau
that she was mind-reader. You don't
say So" he exc aimed. YES" said she.
"You have it in your mind to ask me to
be your wife, but you are just u little
scared at the idea" Their wedding cards
are out.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
Vegetine
Humor in the Blood Cured.
BALTIMORE, MD, Apr. 25, 1879.

BALTIMORE, MD, Apr. %, 1879.
Mr.. H. r. STEVENS:
Dear Sir,-I have been afiiicted with H1tnOr In
the Rood for some time, which gave me consider
able annoyance and after trying several blood
remedies, recommended for similar affections, /
was induced 10 try two bottles Of VrgetiIe which
benefited me so much that concluded 10 continue
taxing il and after SIX bottles were taken, found
the annoyance had ceased, and mp 10 this date ]
ain not IN the least troubled by Il, and am enjoying
the best OF health. | can cheerfully recommend II
TO all persons suffering from any humor in the
blood. Respectfully, -
MARY z. LAMBDIN.
Vegettne thoroughly eradcates every kind OF hu-
NOR, and restores the entire system 10 healthy
condition
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

SAID Miss A. TO one of her of her little
girls at Sunday school, "What's the mean
ing OF good tidings2" They're the things
hung on the backs of rocking chairs,
ma'am, replied the four year-old.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

You can always tell when an editor is on
a vacation. He walks about the streets as
II he had lost thread Of thought or some
thing, and moth ng will bring him back to
himself SO quick as to have some Ole call
''copy" In his ear.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

THEODORE Hook once called upon an
old lady, who pressed him so urgently to
stay aud dine with her; that as he had no
engagement he could not refuse. On SIT
ting down, the servant uncovered q dish
which contained two mutton chops; and
the hostess said, ''Mr. Hook, you see your
dinner"
''rhank you, ma'am;" said he; 'but
where is yours2"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

THOSE who prove anything by expe.
r'ence speak intelligently; and the unani.
nous testimony of all who use DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup Is that it more than fulfils
all that 1t promises Price 25 cents.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

"WHY." said Brown, 'Pingry has for
gotten more than you ever knew" Il
don't know about thst," replied Fogg,
al knew he had forgotten everything.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

WHAT is your agel" asked friend of
Nine. de c the other evening. Thirty
one, promptly replied the fair Sapphns,
Oh, where 90 you expect to 90 when you
die3" gasps another lady. Il am thirty
four, and you told me with your own lips,
that you were just my age, my love" Il
know l dld, Cearest, but it was only to
console, VOL. y
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

WHAT function does muzzle over q
dogs mouth perform? 1t acts as a suspen-
der TO his pants.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

S0ectdt Inducements are offered you
by the Burlington Route. 1t will pay
you to read their advertisement TO be found
elsewhere in this issue.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
Fever and Ague.

FEVER and AGUE cured for 80 cents. There
ID net remedial agent In this world that VIII
cure Fever and Ague, and other Malar1ous, Bill
Gus, scarlet. Typ lold. Yellow and other fevers
(alded by Railways Pills. so quickly as RAD
WAYS READY RELIEF.
II win IN few moments when taken accord.
ing TO directions cure Cramps Spasms, Sour
Stomach. Heartburn, Sick Headache, DlarTheea,
Dysentery, COlfc, Mind In the Bowels, ana ali
Internal Pains.
Travellers should always carry bottle OF Rads
ways Ready Relief with them. A few drops In
wa er Will prevent sickness or pains from
change OF water. IL Is better than French
brandy or bitters as A stimulRnt.
Minere and Lumbermen should always be
provided with Il.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

SAID The lecturer: "The roads up thes
mountains are TO steep and rocky for even a
a donkey to climb; therefore did not at
tempt the ascent.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

A You've man in this city, who prac-
ticed in the gymnasium one afternoon only;
was able to jump his board bill the very
next day.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

SELLERS Liver Pills" act directly on
the kidneys, liver, and bowels, restoring
them at once to healthy action They
never fail.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

IT is said that notwithstanding the froste
of the past season, Florida will send 5O,-
600, 900 oranges to market this year.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

SARATOGA has a six foot waiter. He is
tall enough to see through tr&nsoms, with
out using a half-breed's stcp-ladder,
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

If dime with hole in it is worth five
cents dime with two holes ought to be
worth ten cents.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
dRauRh IN nm Ra EMO -

Ask Druggists for it. It clears out rats,
mice, rosches, bed-bugs, flies, verpain, in
sects 16C
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

''DR. LINDsEY's Blood Searcher' curep
my son of erysipelas." Mrs. Z. Smeltzer,
Larlmer, Pa 1t cures all blood diseases.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

SoME children are like stair carpets.
they can't be kept in order without the
rod.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

! A GAMRC0CK ought TO be good eating.
fDoes not the poet say: ''the bravest are the
tenderest.'
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

THE marriage tie should be a simple
beau knot. IL never works well when il
is double beau knot.