Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-11-15


best remedies Of the vegetable kingdom
known as Alternatives, and Blood Purifiers.
IL is said that at learning TO swim wo-
men are quicker than men. This j. problb-
ly because the custom Of wearing trains
has taught them to kick out gracefully.
THINK OF lr-Is life aud health not
worth preserving? The best preventive
and restorer, is wells Health Remover
sold by all Druggists.
"What do the sad waves say" Well
some OF EN- say they cost i've or ten dol
lars at fashionable hair-dresser's. while
the little scrimpy ones can be had for less.
HAVE wIsTARs BALsAM or WILD Chit
RY always at hand. ltcures coughs, colds,
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, inhu-
enza, consumption, aud all throat and
lung complaints. 80 cts. and 81 q bottle.
A Washington news-boy stopped gen
tleman in the street aud asked him 70 read
something from the newspaper for him "to
holler."
TASE WARNING aud don't let the germs
W AliN ' TIC NlHfANf 'aLuIIns AIhf 4Ope ath
flourish In your system. Sulphur Bitters
will prevent this aud make you strong and
healthy.
The house-ny can only see distance OF
thirtyseyen feet, but that never bothers
him any. He always manages 10 keep
within thirty-seycn feet OF everything.
| have had troublesome cough for more
than five years. and have had the advice
OF three Of the most skilled physicians,
but found nothing To relieve and cure me
til used Addms0nS Botanic Cough Bal
sdm. Mrs. GEO. A. ROBBINS,
Riverside, Maine.
Mr. Flint is a member Of the Wisconsin
Legislature lie is not at all hard cit-
zen, yet some papers are throwing oug base
insnuatiOns about flint and steal.
Mr.. samuel Mckenzie, Cumberland. Nd.
writes II am GS years Of age. About
four years ago began 10 90 into decline.
suffered. from Dyspepsia, stone IN the
bladder, weak lungs, aud general nervous
debility. Nothing tried did me any good
until used Browns Iron Bitters This
remedy has made me again robust, and
feel all the fire and activity ofyouth once
more in M veins.
$50 she refused did she:" asked Pngry.
why didn't you press her, my boy:
Press herr" exclaimed Brown, she
wouldn't let me get near enough for that.
Why WEAR PLAsTERs;-They may re-
lieve, but they can't cure that lame back,
for the kidneys are the trouble and you
want a remedy 10 act directly on their Sc
crcrions. 10 purify and restore their healthy
condition. kidney-Wort has that specific
gction-and at the same time regulates
the bowels perfectly. Don't wait 20 get
sick, but get a package to-day. and cure
yourself. Liquid aud dry, sold 10y all
Druggists Teiegldph.
Glass IN geography can tell me
anything about straight asked the
teacher. Boy heard my dad say last
night that II beats TWO pair
Il have tried many things for my cough,
hut cannot lind relief 80 easily - 5y the
use of Dr. Graves Balsam OF Wild Cherry
and Tar said lady recently, and she
might have added, that it relieves lioarse-
ness, Sore Throat, and all diseases or the
pulmonary organs. Also that person
gets their moneys worth in quantity ~
well As quality. Large bottles % cents;
sample bottles 10 cents. For sale by Drug
gists.
\ base ball boy tripped aud felI and tore
his shirt, while chasing stray chicken IN
a neighhors lot. He told his mothcrh he had
been sent 70 grass by foul. She reached
for home base, and the youth went out on
strikes bowling for the old man TO act a.
referee.