Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1881-11-26
Things Wise and Otherwise.

Exrr wotr, ~ SHEKp's CLornHo-He IL zone.
the last and least of the ChJOHiries CoHdiftori.
HIS entrance was impressive. He landed under
the guns Of foreign ship of line. He Haunted
the banner Of the free As special Ambassador
from the Chronieie's great white throne he struck
an attitude and proclaimed his mission. He was
TO be the savior oil the wntrodden race. He
cried-gee adyertiSenent--"C Come unto mo- at
Hackfeld, y Co.'S, all ye that labor and heavy
laden and will give yon brief and improbable
notoriety in Chronicle type ~ They went unto
him, the indictments, the balky and the vicious
They poured into his greedy ear the thrice-told
tales that burden the air in every cline under the
sun. lie booked them ai-the winnings and
mutteriugs less dgniied than pot-horse brawls
Having exhausted the imaginary grefs Of half
dozen professional GROWERS, lie sought to insnuate
himself into the good graces of those who were
attending to their own business nm art which IL n
dead letter IN the ONCE whence he came and here
lie ignominOusly failed. But with Chronicle dress
ing his notes will serve up well enough. The
educated palntes of the CbrOHjces readers are ac-
customed TO high seasoning. They may believe or
disbelieve its statements; 30 long they pay its
subscription price, they have their choice; but they
must be entertained, and doubtless the sorrows of
dyspeptic Norwegian who ia not living on the fat
of the land, and moreover never knew what that
kind of fat is, will be SO ingsniously depicted that
each particular hair of tile Chronicle subscribers
will stand on end All this il merelya trick Of the
trade i'll an Office that is well stocked with experts.
he IL gone from our gaze, the winged parasite of
the daily gadiiy! He came down like wolf on the
fold ana lie went up with all the grace and agility
of n weasel. ia Ia! COudHtoyt! let US hear from
you at your earliest convenience!
The last Eleie contains the V. s. LIS bid for
suffrage at the hands of tho dear people in tho
following "politico-pathetic style. 1.-The pro-
prietor Of the Eieie worked hard during past
session of the Legislature to have $4,000 APP
propriated for physician from abroad -
but things have changed since and different views
are entertained by those AT the helm of state-per-
sons whose desires are for the getting of wealth
and who think but little Of the life Of the Ha-
waian : Therefore let Hawaii awake and
stand up for herself Zealously seek for the men
in I'm Of
the people men who are not money grabbers and
who will not weary in the great work for the adj
vancement of Hawaii and when these are found
place them at the helm of little ship of state. "
We can think of no more ludicrous spectacle
than that of the Chronicle with its little clenched
fists damned INTO Its eyes, crying for cheap sugar;
and yet not all the cane in Christendom can stop
its objectionable mouth or sweeten its unutterabie
gall.
If persons driving on King street from Kawaia-
hao church to Thomas Square do not hold our
| Road Supervisor in grateful remembrance for
| that stretch Of road making OF but few months
since, we would like to ask whose fault it is. AS
| n rule riders tempers taxed sorely as are
their carriage springs while passing over that
| section.
The Eieie wants special session called to give
its editor doubtless another opportunity of parad-
| ing his phllanthrophy for the abused O. Ha-
waiiars His desire to NEEDLE with immigration
and sanitary measures, and engineer another
want of confidence" scheme against the Min
lister of the Interior under the guse of defending
| the down-trodden race was never more apparent
| than in his last ISSUE See translation under "The
| Native Press"
| The Poe alma is greatly exercised over race dis
tinctions and seeks to prove grounds for it's views
by reierating the acquittal by foreign jury of a
| foreigner for assault n native policeman
! The verdict, we will confess, was surprise to n
| large portion of the community, but the Pde Aind
| knows fully well as anyone else that the case
was lost rot account of prejudice, bat for other
circumstances-throush the illness of the
Prosecuting Attorney The "Rhodus case" as
prejudice ruling in Courts OF Justice The
difference in the dedication cases alluded to-set
translation of 1.-THE Native Press'-was again not
on account of color but in fact of proof.