The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1881-06-02
Ion The Great had fallen."-A. L. Y, in
associate Reformed Presbyterian.
Lessons In Love Making.
Don't love too many at once.

Don't love too many at once.
Don't j. your spooning in public.
Give your little brother tafy and get
him to bedbefore your chap comes.
Recollect that q wedding.ring on your
finger is worth good many Of them in
your mind.
Try to find out by some means wheth.
er your intended knows how to earn a
decent living for two.
Be reasonable; don't expect man
working for SO week to furnish you
with reserved seats at the opera every
other night.
Don't be afraid 10 show the man of
your choice that you love him--proyid-
ed, of course, he loves you. Love is a
double.sided sort of concern, and both
have part to play.
Don't try to bring too many suitors to
your feet. They have feet as we'll as you
have, and you may see one pair of feet
walking off from you some day you would
be very glad to call back.
Keep your temper, if you expect your
other-half-in.law to keep his. If he dos.
emit suit you give him ticket-of-leave.
If he does suit you don't expect him to
put up with your humora.
Deal carefully with bashful lovers !;
lead them gradually to the point, (of pro.
posal, of course,) but don't let them sus-
pect what you are at, or they might
faint on your hands, or 60 crazy on the
spot.
1t is said lovers quarrels always end
with kisses. This il partly true; but if
you are not careful those little spats you
indulge in may end in the kisses you
covet being given to some other girl
If it is possible, try to suit your sisters,
cousins, aunts, grandfather, neighbors,
friends and acquaintances when you hap.
pen to fall in love. If you can't suit
them all, don't worry, for the thing has
never been done yet.
Ifyou use powder, don'tgive yourself.
away. For instance, it would be we'll to
spread a handkerchief over the shoulder
Of his broadclotb before you lean thereon.
If his moustache happens to look little
powdery, there are several ways in which
it could be brushed off.
Don't imagine that a husband can live
as lover does-ou kisses and moonlight.
He will come home to his meals as hun.
cry as bear, and any little knowledge
of cookery you can pick up during
courtship is about the best provision you
can make for future happiness.
Remember that nature has put every
man under the necessity of having a
mother, and that the latter is not in any
way to blame if she is regarded as the
bitter part of a sugar. coated matrimonial
pill. fyou feel in duty bound to be her
sworn enemy postpone this duty till
you know something about her..
Don't seek advice in love affairs from
an old maid who had been crossed in
love, bachelor who had been Tilted, a
woman who married her husbands pock-
etbook, or a man who happens to be
henpecked. Don't conGde in your girl
friends; to keep secret in love affair
would kill them. Don't consult your
minister; he'll have the marriage fee in
view. you 30 to your family physi-
clan he'll say your liver is affected in
place of your heart. Ifyou must get in
structions from somebody, why not ask
your mother how she used to manage
things with your father2 True love
didn't run any smoother in old times
than it does to-day, and, since she knows
how it is herself, We cannot think just
now Of any better way to advise you.-
ErchdnQe,