Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1881-05-27

S.w YoKk. asy. .. a. 1871
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hsa lovely woman stpol ito ~ sasrs Sc !.
: yachts the Icust thu, co G~ .rr-,'-.I a. h,ss
+ Up. I've mature mstrons. wirrs a. au .t.
seataT,ag rasa aud sI-naartnr ,uSfuvsr r,sp<e-
lively - $50 bad ayCuus alatrI gate I3tfls pax
I by rel stOasly gu4sg IaEVusb shear hss'sus.s
pockets cvnriudc4 10 club ihssr resource. q ~
! try 10 Comoinr sassuesS with g.,sssayx - gsius
into the cHysyslsu business. Ts.y par a.sed q
aIaaIpgilre Old tag and lnsi-t.r4 tie hUsI.tu at
Of one ~ s4GiliuS gtssitr. ths taslssp4 o. 'hg
other ss sia-rr and then,se 49, as stew = III
uses. The excursion Esslavxs 8.4.E ys.n vof
{ worth ,vut, iary acre ,bFss 6 - ,usfcsas-
rTs aua ~tIcE gvtrrsnmsa's Ehrs 4sa.l.s tsln3
shcmseitrs b eh AID Iry CA sou. ruayvu sru3
shoal- Thes hHa.ls quSryr3s-t and vsuf 10
Irw. hi!s the most h'sstoss was raueltas
~ilh inJuu, lions and usyrs 10 serve lA.tH, Ibc
aIusi pF4ctlcs. u,rdej jhy ds,.:td t-an ant
SCI ssIi OF Got up 81 an tor departure 60 p.ri,
aukn"~n- lhe PursuSrs got scoop sai
chased tie A. thmsIo sirsnses znd ~nsd have
caugh. her, TOO, buI Tor lar OAIgssaiion c.as.t
D. dark aigbg agd ru,sltiy 0shrr vir.opfsu.
nfusnccs. fenulmot- tUUl<r aaishl hRv,
dose justsc. to the man. The Ir,iv tug slId
into = conTenient wharf aud rvgs set h-E I,s II q
as the sle0p cziee'ed - !it.y Pas', thea Travelled
a. speedily as possible on The bsl,k track. hut
the familiar mud f.ts Wstr to- alush Tor her
and she ran high and dry As usasi whcfr ia
the rnuTaing he myrmssons OF yusiE,c IOoA
possession The Law! rfs may ton GI.sst a.,
worth Of that tag.
The Bla,k~sI. : leland small ToH yrst house
sAs q lea years ago. 10 the person Il Sgow rdsr
Of yogr RApiI, the most dEsgrscvlgIt managed
institution in this pIty OF los pOifItrIs IA ulis-
goveru ed-ihsutaton. Every now and again
ncidens eruP up which would lead one TO
suppose that The laps VI time has bfoagb I no
imPs osenent. Indeed, these seems 10 De nu
reason why il should The appo.n tDsut and
everything connected with il seem TO run 10 thu
same old groove under the control Of machine
pothouse aud corner giami!i herlers. II IS By
no means uncommon tor people 10 lie called on
10 furnish clothing Tor patient TO be disCh.Fg-
ed, and after waiting ali day, travelling in tnr
boat ~hich takes paupcr corpses-ia high
confederation the morgue to Pouers Field
and in d,ngy shanIles Ga the island, to had
that The patient has already been sent away
The last published exploit is the way The OH
GERS OF he establishment tpIay ed Butiercup with
two Polish women. Their names being rather
hard TO pronounce, they put tags on them
One died. The tags got mixed, asd one hus-
band was called on to bury the sealed up cask ct
with the supposed remains OF his wife. He
grieved, paid his money, dropped toe necessary
tears, and proceeded, after the fashion vi his
kluu, " NUM- up WOHldU. Ue OthcT
ieIlos expected his convalssoent wife. When
the woman appeared 1t turned out that she
belonged IL the man who had paid Tor her
funeral. The supposed widower and active
lover Of her successor wasn't a widower By a,
large majority, and the other mau " no had got
his vie burIed without expense found his
anticipated JOY turned to mourning.
don't often cuss or discuss the Gather |
leave that 10 the farmers but the outcome in
these parts OF some OF what We have enjoyed
or otherwise, has been remarkable in some
Cas-. Ii Was rather warm hen | i,tsl peuned
my weekly contribution, and IA the ink flow ed
from my pen, Precipitation flowed from the
skeleton brigade OF four vete an militia regi-
menu who man9uvred at Prospect Park IN
heavy marching order. The officers took il
lazy, swilling champagne in a cottage, while
the men, with knHpsa,ks and roll, d oNercuats
were kept out in the full blaze OF torrid sun,
and when lunch was over aud the exhiElrated
officers turned out to dry them they were
playing out. Seventy fell sunstruek, as if shot
within few minutes, and The scene resemhled
battlefield in some respects. several are not
yet out OF danger.
Two or three hundred fresh-very fresh
lawyers have just been graduated from suudry
metropolitan college,. What We do with
them? There are TWO many lawyers now
We lind some OF them glad TO earn $40 week
as reporters, stenographic clerks 10 merchants,
etc, and course OF such life is apt 10 leave
them with noses red, while their books are not
read in fact, most of the lettres have gone to
the bOok-stall to furnish pabulnm Tor. the
former. | fancy We are getting too much
educated, or not enough. II We were all
educated, We mia hit settle down rs of old to dig
or have plane, and no, be ashamed AS il
is, there Seems TO be growing tendency to
despEe the agrirulturist or h"ndicra'smen as
following something low, TIA: and mechanical,
and our boys all want 10 be lawyers, priests