Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-01-14

One Century Ahead A Live Papers
Representations.
The proprietors of the Boston Globe Is
sued on New Years Day a mammoth Holt
day edition, and added one dated a century
ahead, 1851, which is supposed to read al
the Globe will on that date.
By favor of Officer Long we are Above
to look over the sheet Of marvellous lore
sight, and though we cannot give the en-
tire contents we will extract a few impor.
tant happenings as therein recorded. Tht
editor ignores the idea that the world is to
be smashed into fithereens before that
time. Following are some extracts from
the supposed news of Jan. 1, 1881:
Assistant City Treasurer l. M. o. Jean
Woodland flew yesterday with So,ooo' uoO Of
the funds. The amount was so small thai
one Of his bondsmen sent in his cneck Tor
the sum within five minutes after learning
Of the flight.
The Parliament in Athens has author
lied the annexation of Greece to the Unit
ed States.
Since the successful leveling OF the
Rocky Mountains, it is proposed to nil up
the Gulf of Mexico. A proposition has
been received to dam across from Key
West and evaporate the gulf by solar cen
tralization, utilizing the old De Lezzeps
Tor De Lesseps) canal as a conductor and
heat reservoir. Either plan will add
much needed territory to the United
States.
The annual defeat Of Solomon b. Steb-
bins, Jr., is confirmed by a thorough re-
count Of votes by the new returning ma
chine.
At last the papers are all right, and
Lynn, Lawrence and Worcester live but In
name. They are but the suburbs OF Bos-
ton.
Our printing press works off 5000 0 per
hour, but as our circulation is bound to
reach 1900, 900 before next January we
will have to enlarge. This one is for sale.
1t reaches from Dock TO that portion OF
our press-room east Of Washington, on
Summer street. Large quantities OF rags,
wood pulp and chemicals are poured into
the receiver at one end, and the paper is
delivered through pneumatic tubes all over
the world. The editors fire their copy into
receivers. A puff from the writer's nos
srils watts the same to the Photographic
department, from which platinum plates
are produced. These plates are slid in to
meet the rolls Of paper.
This mornings delivery via Adams Ex-
press Submarine Tunnel which leaves here
at 7 O'Clock, and should be in London two
hours later, has been over 40 econds late
twice this week. The Demo-Imperial Tun-
mel from Frisco to Yokohama, worked
under a later patent, has averaged & varia-
- II =. L. 49,. ou-1 f4r Agnr %
months.
The bill before the National Congress
to change the name of Smith is a shame
full affair. We cannot have too many.
There are now, according to the last CEN
in the United States.
Turkey is at last admitted as a State in
the Union. We always did like Turkey.
For an hour or two previous to the grand
opening OF the auditorium of the Temple
of Music, the evening sky was obscured
by eromotes, elegant palace balloons and
other private air-carriages, while the path
of the Grand Park, Suburban 4 Central
@rial railway was worked out by the brill
liant lighted buoys. Fully co. 600 people
were seated when the organist appeared
and gave the overture to "Das erste des
4 u1tA aosCn Ci5Cl Ddlh Nd5Ch. a
"Back, o, ulysses, to thy far Galena
Home;'' "Viva Duet the First" and other
popular songs we're sung.
Real Esquimau oranges can be had for
81 apiece. "Aerially absquatulated," is
the latest translation of the Philo- Celtic
aphorism, "gone up"
1t is a mistake that the Esquimaux are
playing polo with the North Pole.
Kings sentence (of b%anishment) in the
District Court. yesterday, for using the
word Nation " with a big en-" was just.
The foot-racers, Rowellan and Hortless,
who are travelling on the bottom OF the
sea from New York to Lisbon, are heard
from. Hairless says he has had q fight
with sharks, and Rowellan is ahead. He
claimed a foul because R. threw a whales
tooth at him but it (the claim was not al
lowed.
Railroads are still useful, though in O
limited way.-Coal is very cheap, there
is so little demand for 1.-THE Atrial sys-
tenn Of freighting and travel is safe and
thoroughly practicable .-Wonder who
wrote Beautiful Snow - The cleo
ton troubles in Central Africa are not yet
ettled. A new. bright and sparkling
opera is to be brought u in Boston after
it finishes a big run in Lundon. The title
is :" H. NJ. 8. Pinafore."