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, 1881-04-04
BENAToRlA1 JAWING-MAToHEs.


ont preilutEce, presents n stpctaclo tlnt Is as
tlissustli,. NJ It Is isgraceful, md ono tlat Is
calculated IL bring blush upon tho cl,ueks
OF people who aro decent, and to ro,lso tho
Indignation OF tlsosu who lnye n regard tOr
dignity. The object OF tho prcsott session
seeslls to he not 10 attund 10 tic only bsisi-
ness which thu Senate cnn legHlly perform,
but to crush nut Senator Alallone. of Vtr-
ginlu, because lle llns darrell to net llpnn his
honest colytcttnns ut right. Thcso l}oltr-
bQ,!s, representing Statcs full ot reputation,
have fallen, tooth mud nail, upon moro hon.
pst .to',tpayer titan they themselves. 1.l1so
the policemen III '''rh0 Vlratcs Ut pelXallcc,"
they profess llsut they nre gnlng, but tllay
don't 10. They aro going to pay the ttobts.
but they take l,0 steps to pNy even tho litter
rst. Nlutl,er Scnatur AIultole IL strictly
correct In his position ur not, 1t Is mt MI
Issue which tho Senate Is competent to
discuss. 1t has no moro Jurisdiction
over 1t than 1t llas over thu May
orllty election III Clliengo. And yet Ills
,xslslpn tn tho Ioca! politics Of Virginia IL
lung III Ills facenl,d wrangled over In heated
Iar:,ngncs tiny after ,fay for purposes Of ''s-
tf,nitlatfon by ll!lltidzlng Doufbons Whose
States aru corrupt to the core will. wl''fal re-
t,ltl!ut!un. 10 visit their vengeance upon
him. they arc ripping ip old and .cntl Issues,
reyivlng questions long ago su.ttcsl. bcrtlng
each other llkg angry shruws, a,ll occupying
tino lint should DO devoted tn public bl1st-
1less III tmrsonal jnwnE-!natclles. Thu
responsibility for this rcsts with thu tiro-eat-
i,c l}ourbons. It WIS commenced by IlIll,
of Georgia. mud l,as been followed up by
Idtlnar. Butler, Voorhees,, a1ltl GCnrge. a1ul
gradually tho Whole pac! Ilayo fn1len upon
Scnntor Ata!loup, mud every Republican tllat
i,ns cn.ua to Ills assistance.
Such Il disgrncuftll spectacle rs thls Is cal
cuatetl to disgust eyury decent Democrat
atlll drive lIEn out Ut tho party. 1t IL ul-
other IhstnIicp nt the OLD SAnttlBrh bully
Ink md plantation ninnnurs. M ono III thu
Nurtll wanted those Oil Issues revived In tho
| luter[,n between tho two Congresses. Why
| aro Senators lettering In Washington tn
argue such stuff" Why do they not finish
up their combinations niltl 90 hume: Willie
they slt there atlarrelsns alld wranglillg with
each other like III ll0ny fs1Iwlycs, tho busl-
ness Ut tho country waits. Tho Supre'nu
| Court Is without II quorum aiid Gun slcelde
| nothing. Why tn they not net upon Stanley
Matthew'S nomination alNl confirm or reject
him? Thu nomination IL I'LL unfit one. but II
| IL yuits tho less their duty 10 net upon 1t.
Tho only legitimate business which this
Senate cau perform Is to net upnn
tho nominations Ecnt 10 1t. 1t emit
rssss bills, mako laws. 1riglnate issues,
| Mur bout out old straw. It has but ono
mission 1t cun perform, md yet these bour'
buns nvo taking up thu tine duy utter tlay III
, 1881-04-04

THE merchants, manufacturers. builders,
al,A business ,nGn KGttera11y of Chicago nl,-
|ealed to Mr.. tUl,n N. Cfnrk, mo nf their own
Number, to ,>o n Cnftliase for Maynr, niitl,
ylcl,lEng to this almul, Mr.. Clark consented.
md lle WIS ,,nlntnnte,l fur tho ni|see. TIN
result OF tho cleetlmi .t'.norrow will In nlf
probability tcrG!ul OF tic cilnrls which tf1esu
snllie business ,nG,, may }nnko to eDct the
catnIIslate of their own choice.
1t lsns been II complaint Of long standing
that In the sclcctan OF candidates for office,
t,ml lit the management Of rlect,1ns, the brsi-
ness ,tir,, Of tho city have lcon Ignored, a,ll
this branch of public affairs committed IL
professional politicians md place-!unters.
This trls beet largcly tlur, however,. to tho
earelrsness ut business illel. w0 hnve
plcai1ett want ot TING 10 engage
IN political management, many 0f them
tt,stnintng even fronl voting. T1lure
Is M cxcl1so now. This nomination was
lnns!c and accepted hccnusc 1t WIS askcd for
by tho merchants md othor business men ot
the city; they have their candidate. nnd ono
who is the equal In avery sense nf tho prlrcst
mid nb!est ,i:l1, ever nominated III this city
for Office. alt the responsibility of Ills cfrc-
ttDn Or defeat rests n,mtl tslnsr ut wllnso So
ltrttati0n lie became n candidate.
II Is tin,e Tint CtiIcngo WIS represented i'll
tho Chief Executive Ut the city by n nla!l Of
ability antl high personal character, nlnl who,
Mt tl,a slu!u ti,uu, may te arce1tel rs rel'rc-
sentative of thu commercial population OF tile
sucplstl lcoll,iercial city In the Uniol,. Assucll
u representative thera IL M man butter lunli-
lied tila,t Mr.. Clark, himself merchant cit
joying M enyiabls character auong All
branches IF trut1e III this city. Ills election
to tho u1l!cc of Muyor will lu al. additional
llonor to tic City Ut Chicago.
, 1881-04-04

moral pcst-huuses TINT nDw abound on State
nntl Clark streets. Iia Inns Mao stra!glit-
forward, sliRniticd campaign, which presents
II stsong co,,trnst to tho inw-ilunr, lltannEog-
lea! l,arangucs which his frothy oplm''cnt
las lwen delivering. lic IL IN every way
worthy Of the confidence md support which
tho most prominent md influential business
h0l,srs hnyo tctl,icrrd lin, nnd It Is for tho
lntrrest Of nil tho other business tucn nutl
taxpayers To fHlInw tho cxnsup1c tliat lins
thus beCU set tn them.
, 1881-04-04

but u pcrisal Of yesterdays proceedings In tho
senntu will convince evcrybuty tint hs lighting
weight isnt fruct!On ri in nlncg tess tnnn that
Sycamore OF thu ,Vnbash.-New l;or|s Tribune.
Subsequent events show thnt bis fighting
weight Is about Il ton more than TINT Of Voorz
hFrq'.
, 1881-04-04

-, -, :.r
To!ley or not ToDoy, seems to ho the ques,
uon III regard t" tho boston i'osttnastorahip.
"It tho Cunrt knows himself. nobody VA,
elected President but yoars truly, Rnd he will
try to run thn4s."-lhr.t,fcnt Garfield. F..
WA ,r, s,rr,. Il, ,,,,,upo, t,,t t,,o yo,o H'
Wo nfo sorFy 10 hnnn,lnce saat tho 1a!a ~
eo''eso o''"1 ctc" ms ''ue''se 'ot 80 u" IL EF
sh" so .cc, aso .nst' " f''p' "A' ''''
,c.,'.,.,,.u ~. .,. .,, /
o'as,u'.s ,, Nv eN.4'"s '''la"ut ~ 5out H"eI HI
uo.' '..Nu..m .m' "oss m ~ .h'leuo' t,N'ff2sF II
ht1u e"cetnc"'H ',c"t'' |'os. lo"rt h'iu i've
spos pcns thtoo "ees' no"e'eF' II th't h1orlas u.
uon VIII III sou hnS s"oa' ~.
Ed lfutclilis drew n "pnir" Oh Thursday
Inst. They arc both boys, md nro a big addition
to tho Tables III Our tilooI." l'l focis happy,
ind IL willing 10 throw thu eiG0 with ntly ur tito
ooys for thu selzor.-EtIlctnnatt Editorial.
.rla Cincinnati Gnzct,n Ia puhitshfrr 4
serlc. of ortrrs ~, uTho t1,srrrn,,I,, nf I'm"
INV Th, un1or,,rtsc M tho G11ttfc f rin0Jnytr
to lin nt,cntinn of Ita rea,,urs II nov nn1f intpr
ratIn,, snhInot Ia rrrtutnlv commemorative Fl
A.. u+,.,, ,,.,., ,,rt,,, ~, ..oa1,.,,. ,,,. -
Mt. otosuS a ~" p1t.isn ~" cSeei1c't e"I ~
iihfetty Auent.u "t wy neHa u Als p1pcr' W
VI" ".to "FI'"Ao ."''I'n' ''F'eHont"t'n ~ "
A'""o E"!a"o.% "'1a ". W. u'uor "1tAn"s INV
Mes" ~ ttlo 'u'!oEa.'ttt'. w We 'soela"este'p
,,..,. -, ,,te
4to tooh Ac1 1'lt"' l'a!sA III hiA'
ehe turneu nwly 10 1!1lsh'
Itu gently Bui,l: "AIJ tlnrliux, don't
r0u loyu tho evening hijsb7
Tho lin rk' Ming a!11utowK In TIM trten
,r,,o mi s,,n.u ,Jv,ntr ,lus,yi
ut,.; .;I,s, :. s,, ~ ,,,su,,,,,.sa ,ar.,,,
ots no"'ao' H. H.. Nv. . =, oaf "ots "'44 'o"'
~ W w ~ .nMt fnFn; u
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LUNA.
ltahnli n snn,y,yvt,fto I13y sfrottlntl
If,.,,, ~, "ha., ~ .i,nnt ~. 'snia
~. o'a,.a ~. .a@ .sa",'.'... ..' ,,,
, 1881-04-04
rctnntn Ia tllom tho sn1l,o "Uur Frlta' that ha

tsrr. ,1nIIS .. WisE, a Son Of cx-f;Ov.
Wac, IF VtruinIa. IN recent letter, IN Witch
reference hns .sen mlst.', a1HakH IF c,tlmrntip,l
hrtwrrit thu ltcClhsttnE purity Of tho North nild
Tho Liberal party III flrglnlA:
~ hrto|t tho t',1periltit,n butwern thc fsr.
publican .r,trty nr ti!U Nuftt ani1 tho !4iltral
m,fy uf sirHin', Il 'r',"s % s,.s,1iME @ hGn1r, n.,
!HlrEtlsl !3r spells ut ntfitp. II MrHtas tMt thu
isrp,bluAn purity nf tho North hls rsnl!znA TINT
t. en- nysr v !" WI 1o Eih py =, 9s @
Etrnthn*s fuhcr rrnpin ttt'!tE, sef, ropreseilti-
ity,s IN 1t 1ls 1la htrt4 IN thu pAst. 1t tllfhis
,at ,1e EErt HGhIlt.n i nry, e ,s Na v,r
Einl,s. have lust ull htte!tn with thu t,rn!isH Htl
hItsnl hn,"nf thu lloitrtns. IL nrans t1t, Hike ts.
te lt.pnt'!!cnns aeo TINT th1 rtt sten tat n.,,st
rt'tntlrtu nnt inAt oserthruw Ut ltnnTtIns,taIh.
IL means TINT lIt,1lr,0nIstI Il ntr ctl:nttit,ti
nnc,ny, ant! TINT tho lteln1oca1 purity tchttzes M
9ruat purpose higher thnn my n,ern tarty llitlt',
or title. know TINT our ltcnGll'sser nArty is \
unit in .ho resnlec t1 gut incso from blind serv.
ttlslE tD Northern nGnluCrNey. heIeyu tt,At
llcrn nre thnssunlls IN yIrufn!a ws,o rcalizo tho
Errnt blessings vi ~ independent pusitton. wl1r,
ke Mr y. trs so NwH a n'ns r.sar,tss t fsts e
whether 1t he cailctl Rrpnhlcn,t or f!cifoeratfc.
~ lnnE Ma 1t II kind md cDnelIlntory y tho
auutt; wl,o rchtizc tlat in tho 'iaatl nf lso,,r-
lIasnl Hes the ht,po nf a now birth unto rr1A-
r.prsscntlng lint which IL heat Tor tho lh,opln.
"!sy" siS h ht !i + 'y 1o t "ss our y s: ,,1 Sa
tlnn: TINT ttoy WI TT the ienE!o ece t'1at rir-
EnI IN Gf oil. !cnla III ratlHlb spirit Ut lovn
fnr !n6f1 nn1 frntIrn1sy WHICH h tunror to l1er
tint Hllnr1s Onr rights In Washington. telling
mud wnrking like stns. tInliast'nY: 1nrcatlng.'
In mt tho brtI!Ia,t nGtntr Of night. hut tito
H'l!-StMr ut tninn md frttnrnlY ent tttCp lllt}r
d tho Sattnn'e llrtnntncnt by tho trembling but
tu,al lthnu of Oil! Virginia.
, 1881-04-04

"kESo" Il tho watchwoulo OF Tho ca,npuign.
glvcn ottt by Mr.. iIassIson.-a most appropriate
ralIysnscry for tho gamblers and their friends
1t is II gainblcrs gasnc, ptayca only IN gum.
h[crs' rooms. Let 1t 10 keno, Ilnrrlson and.
vlctory-or death; and It will probably 10 tho q
Inst. Il
, 1881-04-04

TIE nradinugli case Inns now apparently
reaGhel II ilnal ytnKe. Tho contest irglu III
pnrlIuinunt lust May when MIR. lirHt!!auKh. whu
l!enIcs Tho uxtstontD Ut God, Assurted tho right
10 make declaration Or affirmation IN p!ucu OF
tnklun the oash. Ills clninl gavu rise tn 1nl1ch
investigation, and to IL long .!obHte III June,
when tho liousu, by vote ut :i5 tn XII. declined
tU nlIpw him to nl!lrul. Mr. urH.Iauah lloxt 1Ay
addressed tho Iollsr from tito bur, und, refnH-
lME IL Withdraw. WIS tMken intu custody by tho
t,erguAnt -Mt- 4Arlns mud aUtAiHo until noxt lny,
when ho WIS sut FREQ. Finnty OIL July Me.
Glnistnna tllayctl tbas Mr.. llradlttilkll bc NJ
lowed tu utllrta. Tho resolution wits cnrrIrd by
II voto Of :MI tn III, aild hir. Ilraiaugh tuok hiA
sent. Legal proceedings wcru, however, i,lstI-
ttt.el nsuiust Mr. .radtaugh fir sitting AMI yot
Ing III Parliament Illegally, M he 1lIltl nUr tAGn
tllo cnstomary onth. The High Court of Apppui
has suatntnol ths rlea, nrld, us tho aortest why
~ GlNi tho nnttcr, Mr. lsruitAuKh IL Al1uut u
hkyu bis splt tlruAreh yncuHt Bu Tint le lt.ny bu
elected ltttratnnlG!D1. In such eyent ho pur.
t,ses taking tho oath, on tho ground that 1t Is
only Il for'nsl!ty.
, 1881-04-04

DoS'r talk about going to tho polls only tat
vhc. Whntovcr tho result tnny lie, decent snen j
will feel cas!ur tf they givo all u eieclon-lay D
tho Eood work.. i.
, 1881-04-04

IT will bn money III tho pockets Of Tho
mcrohnnts or Chtcugo to Rlvo Ill dny Tomorrow
to the election Of John II. Clark. bout nlako II
Il half-way ntIAr.
, 1881-04-04

SAVE tho boys a1,d girls ut Chicago = =
voting for II innll who WILL moi tolerate opon&
euntiuusntsS.
, 1881-04-04

Il.tHnIsoS loes lova 1risl, Democrats about
election time. IIc ls right thuro.
, 1881-04-04

Mn. lIAI.B1yoS's pulley With reference to
tho gamblers il curlously a'laptea to serve
two ends: ~ to proicct tho rich town-
town gamblers already III business, and t.)
to prevent ail competition will, then,. The
Mayor has assumed not only to 1pEaIIzo
gambling, Int to crcato II ga1nbl!ng monopoly.
liz frankly says That ho will crush out ail
"ontslde" po!icy-slsops atai galnb!ing- g-ruotns.
"Outside'' VI what" Outside or thu ring,--
outside Of Ills fuyor, and protection, md
official rccognlton lte will crush out "a LII
side" gambling, too, II he docs not
have tho hearty support. Ut tho fr,t-
tcrnity, aisa they k,,uw 1t. The privileges
which l!e llRs accorded to SONIC Of his pa-
li&tcal cron!us aud sl,prorters Ii IL valHnb!o
one. Does lie know that? 4 monopoly of
the authorized gambling business Of n city
Ike Chicago. hayslly II population uf over
5oo, GOO as.d froqueutel by thu l'eople of II vast
and growing territory, Il worth ii great sum
Of money, II tho 'pullcp prrmit alIl en-
courage 1t. laif million dollars n ycar
might easily bu llsas|o ut 1t. Mr.. lIurrlsu,i
must know that when tho prieiIug1 Is sold II
Is immensely valuable. Then why does h,
first create 1t contrary to law And then glv.,
tlse exclusive benefit nlHl monopoly Ut IL to
somo Of lls gambling friends?
, 1881-04-04

rrr t.ufeAoo r,tnuSE has established branch
orrs for tho receipt OF subscriptions aaa u't7es'so
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, 1881-04-04

lrnvrrty''n Theatre. ...--.
rcrrtnrn ssrcct. turrrr Of M,nrrl" EnEaggh!cht
Of Gcueylcrp Ward, "f0rEnt-afe-NuG'
, 1881-04-04

Aen.tru1y nr Mu+tc.
Unlisted ntfect, nenr Madison. Wo*t Sldn- Variety
Entertainment
, 1881-04-04

{sruni t,,.crn.ITonsc. ...
Clark strent, o3,rnsls new canrt.'annso. Enan9c-
mcnt III l1Oslcy Cnrtc s istco's colu!o opcFh C0n-
pQny. "lIicr YMy1or"
, 1881-04-04

lInaicy+s TItcntrr.
I1nndop, street, between t:1nrk md Ia analn En-
cnremcnt Of tho Cum1ry- -Iiarton Company. "ols'
y2ttG,H
, 1881-04-04

FIJmVTG ThcnfrVs
rlerk street, hn,wesn Lake ntid hnndolnl'. Eli
snsctncnt of Hyde t 1iclln,an'a con'edy companT'
"Antu1on'x Trip u f5ostnn.''
, 1881-04-04

AIcytrAcr's Theatre.
Naatson btrcct, t1twern EtAta aMd Unafhors1'
Engagement ur Gus Williams. "tus German sem
nkut."
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03
By Request.
Don't Pitch your Tent among he Dead"
AN APPEAL TO YOUNG Men,
Conclusion ola Speech Delivered aCleVeland, Ohio
BY JAMES A. GARFIELD.
ON THE SATURDAY MIGHT BEFORE THE
OHIO ELECTION OF 1879.

Now, fellow.citizens, word before
leave you, on the very eve of the holy
day Of Coda fit moment to consecrate
ourselves finally to the great work of next
Tuesday morning. 1 see in this vast au.
dience tonight great many young men
young men who are about TO cast their
first vote. want to give them word of
suggestion and advice. heard very
brilliant thing said by boy, the other
day in one of the northwestern counties,
He said to me General, l have great
mind to vote the Democratic ticket
That was the brilliant thing. l said to
him, "Why?" "Why said he my father
is Republican, and my brothers are Re-
publicans, and ! am a Republican all
over; but ! want to be an independent
man, and don't want anybody to say,
That fellow votes the Republican ticket
just because his dad does, and / have
mind to tie the Democratic ticket lust
to prove my independence" I did not
like the thing he suggested, but did ad-
mire the spirit of the boy that wanted to
have some independence of his own.
Now, young man, don't vote the Repub-
lican ticket just because your father votes
it. Don't vote the Democratic ticket, even
if he does vote it. But let me give you
this one word or advice, as you are about
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

Cromwell Baker was a Quaker cap
tain bringing oil and candles from
Nantucket to Philadelphia. The
mate, however, was not Friend.
The vessel was lying on Sunday
morning at Chestnut street wharf
when large ship came up. The
mate Of the incoming ship seemed
determined to usurp the place Of
Cromwell Bakers vessel. His quiet
remonstrance having no effect, be
went to the cabin gangway and called
to his first officer, who was below
shaving for Sunday. "Mate, I think
thee'll have to come up here and use
some Of thy language" The mate
soon appeared, half shaved, and pour
ing out volley of oaths. The officer
Of the incoming ship said ~ guess
we'll have to move; they've got some
one else on board besides chat
old Quaker"
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

PILEsl ITCHING PuEs!-The symp-
toms of itching piles are moisture, like
perspiration, intense itching most at night,
seems as if pin worms were crawling in
or about the reclum. This more you
scratch the worse they itch; very distres-
sing. The private parts are often affected
DR.. Swayne's Ointment is the mcst effec-
tive remedy extant for this tormenting
complaint. Gives rest at night without
the desire TO scratch. Also has no equal
in quickly eradicating letter, itch, sail
rheum, erysipelas, BARRIERS itch. pimples,
all scaly, crusty, itchy skin eruptions
Here is the proof: Certainly the best
remedy ever used in my practice" DR.,
Cotton, Woodstock, VT; "troubled with
itching piles for over twenty years, il
cured me completely" L. s. Messer, En-.
field, Me. Sent for fifty cents Gin three
cent stamps, three boxes SIPS. By DR.
Syawne & Son, Philadelphia, Pa. Sold
by all druggists.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

No man attacks the reputation Of a
youth as women attack that of girl.
The mao who should como into his
club and whisper damning stories Of
bis friends young son, who should
accuse him Of dishoncrable doing,
such as would ruin the lads character
as thoroughly as the charge ofimmod-
esty, flirting with married men and
the like would ruin that Of girl,
would soon have the room to himself.
But women over the tea table gather
up the crumbs of scandal with relish
and appreciation, and even the moth
ers of girls are not ashamed to believe
and repeat stories against their dear
friends daughters which may have no
foundation in fact and which, even il
true, they have no means Of proving
and testing.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03
TO A WoULD-BE LAWYER.

"You wish to be lawyer, John-well,
I'd not say a word
Unless l felt quite certain your longings
were absurd;
l don't wish to discourage you, but then
can't consent
To board you, as I'd hev to do, and pay
your Office rent.
you've got set lusty limbs and ordi-
nary head,
And you are meant by common toll to
earn your daily bread;
But thriving farm and pleasant home
where man and wife agree,
Beat any one-horse lawyer as far as you
can see.
"If you'd been born with talent, John,
you'd long since her shown
That you had gifts, by stealing off to study
books alone,
Now if you ever read book, rally don't
know when,
Though, come to think, / b'lieye you do
sling somewhat legal pen.
"Be wise, my boy, the legal ranks are
more than crowded now,
And half Of those who starye therein are
cut out for the pillow.
Pat they mistook pure laziness for talent,
understand,
And help to fill big supply where there
was no demand.
"There is no prouder place than 'twixt
the handles of pillow;
Though sIHmpy land has BUNDLED me at
times. must allow,
And as for human greatness, ! should
think had my share
If | could take the prize for COWS at our
next county fair.
Just emulate your sire, my son, and just
as sure as fate,
You'll live to be respected, though per-
haps you won't be great,
But enter law, and five short years will
clear you out 80 bad
You'll have no recollection Of the last
square meal you had"
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

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at all the leading druggists at rs cents a
bottle.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

People who labor under the belief
that an editor is too good to swear,
and don't know how, should listen to
one just after he has found that be has
by mistake jammed his mucilage
brush into the ink bottle.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

VETERINARY SURGERY 1t is the
usual custom to kill a horse that has
had the misfortune to break leg,
and as accidents Of this kind are quite
common, many noble beasts are lost
every year on account of the want of
sufficient skill 10 veterinary surgeons
to treat fractured bone. An ex
pertinent is now being tried at Har-
risburg, which. if successful, may
save the lives of many horses A
fine horse slipped on the cobble-stone
pavement and broke its leg Instead
of being killed it was taken to a
livery stable aud put in the charge Of
an experienced groom, who put a
piece Of strong canvas around it's
body, and by means Of ropes and pull
legs fastened to the joists above drew
him up so as to bring the lame leg
entirely off the ground. By slight
ly fexing his three sound legs he can
throw his whole weight on the swing,
which he does when asleep At
other times he lightly rests his legs
on the ground, part of his weight
being sustained by the canvas. The
fracture was adjusted and thick
casing Of plaster Paris put around his
leg The patient has been in the
swing several weeks and it is proposed
to keep there several weeks longer.
He has Improved 10 condition since
the treatment began, and is in excel
lent health. Ii no unforeseen accident
occurs the cure is expected to be
complete.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

TROUBLESOME CHILDREN they are
always wetting their bed ought not to be
scolded and punished for what they can
not help. They need medicine having
a tonic effect on the kidneys and the uri-
nary organs. Such medicine is Kidney
Wort. 1t has specific action. Do not
fail to get II for them. Exchange.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

The Peab. d Hotel, $50 South 9th
street, Philadelphia, is one Of the best
at the price $500 rer day Of any in
the city Il is first class 10 every re-
spect, except 10 price which is less
than other hotel charges Persons
visiting Philadelphia either transcient-
y or for longer period can not do
better than to stop at this well con-
Quoted house 35-y
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

A New York man recently sold
his wife to neighbor for one dollar.
Some men seem to take delight in
swindling their neighbors.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

Solomon's temple at Jerusalem cost
over seventy-seven billions of dollars,
complete. There were evidently gov
ernment contractors in those days.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

KAHoKA, Mo-, Feb. Z, 1880.
/ purchased Eve bottles of yonr Hep
Bitters of Bishop & Co. last fall, for my
daughter and am well pleased With the
Bitters They did her more coed than
all the medicine she has taken for six
years.
WILLIAM L. McCLuRE.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

aWhat shall We do with our young
men I" asks an exchange. The best
thing to- do with about one half of
them would be to sling them into the
river.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

Old Queen Bess is said to have
died Of melancholy, from having sac
ri6ced Essex to his enemies.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-10-03

The ancient Romans always harness
sed their horses abreast never length
wise.