The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-03-10
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Ne sponstA yes mua advertise sssi
shen yc@ wait 10 'vgi a. &cgsasniA5s
yom masa advert sysa
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nnte8 ibs graz, u de cFenIiaoa furnace
fTbls i ne4 sslaos sAosi5 h.. sneeily 70
fa4s3 tho essanaiusy.
NJ Hep said io drHSiaa fellow
~Ifi we're IN goEr plsos, woaid So oui Il
the sos.is spd hass aysslt n ycos IL
iay plss.h. zoe oouidEt set ih@e
We hardly credit The siaissBep, that
Dinnsli. when niadssoss asiea ham What
be latest ro's vss. replied With slni,
III - fi.oai Ne EsdyHioa cNrccf "
-ehAfy l4ss. I" said hs. II ihins Il you
lifted year feet sssy iro@ tbs GTe ws
might hs,s sotse kesi 10 the room And
thor hsdnl been msiriad many year.,
either.
"A g.iissB II New Jersey. recently IL.
tss~lar..l Ia nsvlg married man, songrAi.
aialtd hin warmly, and said: All. thos.
I's,ertoa giils m.fs clever si'os; I've bad
iiteo If IN.
"A poem headed "Airih" came 10 The
osrs yesterday. ai,l sAs allowed 20 DRIFT
lifht along out = iho uindox. We never
ns4t ~ sHl, iS-ias a hen they are sdriii.
says Chicago editor
U4t ,n the dear yard one day Csrss
sau Ieg oscrsd vlih kind Of curled
sd siasls sad riiliug mp 10 her mother
fis sti.i#rsA. Can that log heari II is
N. covered UuT nth ears-
IIistfiwa VIVA, dost thou here.
fhi.bf lie divided |, into two head.
Pact my Lieihrn, said be, lie, Us con,
elder ~ha, Elijah did hear, and, secondly
- hAi Els,ah diA NOD hear
Jones' slipped down by the aid Of a
iaaass skin, And as he Ioso from the ice
Sad .nop be aid Thank my stars that
30 NOT live ia tropical country, whore
.au Nv woald lie covered with banana
sklna.
RaoheF Did not tell you to be
prepared with your history lessoni And
lep You are unable TO repeat word Of it
seholsr'I didn't think 1t was necessary,
az; I've always heard that history repeats
n-,lf
According 30 Professor Proctor. the |
cnd o. the world is postponed until 1897.
v ben the earth and comet are to pass each |
t,lef va the same track. We deeply re.
prri this, rs IN 1898 Edison's electric light |
"a be completed.
An American, after dining ut Lon.
zion restaurant, paid his bill aud was about |
leaving, when the waiter suggested that
the amount did not include the waiter.
"Ah, said the man. "but didn't eat the
waiter,
A colorel man went into Galveston
ueSspapcr olace aad wanted to take the
,lpsI "t!ow long do you want its" ask
Vi tAo cl.tk, Jess as long as it is, boss.
III il don't ii de shelves, can Tar piece
"a myself
Nothing beats lightning for speed,
ahiess il bc the way boy jumps ont Of
i.ed IN the morning, when, after his moth.
81 has shouted herself hosrse, he hears the
tread Of the old mans boots upon the
stairway as he stcalthily creeps to the top.
"A couple Of lawyers engaged in case
were recently discussing the issue. AZ
oil events, said the younger and more en-.
thusiastic, I'VE have justice on our side -
10 which the ohier aud warier replied:
quite true. hu, VIDA. We wart is the chief
justice on our sidef
.--fWhat does yonr husband dor" asked
tho census mas. 'lie Amt dom nothin'
al this time Of the year, replied the young
wife SIS he paupcri" asked the census
man ishe blushed scarlet TO the ears.
s1aw, MOI she exclaimed somewhat in.
Elegantly, I'VE amt been married more'n
sir weeks"
why, I'm so glad you've come. Did
you know that I've been worrying about
you, John, all the eyeninpf" That's Just
whs, married you for. II is pleasant TO
think there is some one home worrying
about yon, Somehow this view OF the
matter did not sxaesly coincide with her
IDEAS of marital amenities.
The great Theodore Thomas, SAYS the
Score. was conducting at rehearsal when
the Preach horn gave dismal fat and
break, F" ''rou blew that wrong" said
The conductor. violently. beg pardon,
replied the equally irsscible horn player
II bl,w II all rigbtit came ont vrongi'
Tho ihfcateDed explosion did not take
place.
Here comes snes disturbing is~ue
nio the temperance question Ia the dis
.osefr that the ensilage, Just coming Into
az ~ fodder Tor neat stock, contains 40
arge = percentage Of alcohol as result Of
the fermentation, that cows, when fed on
i, give mild fann oimilk punch. enough
u which will produce in,oriestion.
No, many months since distinguish.
"a Senator from New England, being lii. :
he annoyed 4, one Of Senator Edmunds'
amendments, remarked to
brother Senator that be would bet $50. IL
he truth could bc knosn. that, when SEN
stor Edmunds' mother aEat taught him
bio Lords PRAYER. he bounced up on Der
lnse and offered an amendment 10 it,
The boy ~as sitting on the front door