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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
Notice.--All are invited TO attend the
New England Supper and dress in costume.
Auct,on i-Will bo sold TO the bieh,

Auction Twill be sold to the high est
responsible bidder, on Saturday, January
20, 1881, the dwelling house and barn on
In.lot No. 39l, In Perrysburg, Ohio, and
situated near the Union School Building,
formerly known as "Shepler's Hotel"
Terms Of sale--Six months credit with ap.
proved security. Sale To commence at 2
Pm. BY order Of the Board Of Educa'
tion, District No. l, Perrysburg, Ohio.
J.H. LAFARREE, Clerk of Board.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
Through Couch as between Detroit {
& Coiu IN bus on both Ex press II rains

All trains arriving in Toledo, via other lines,
make close conuections with the South bound
trains of the Ceiumbus Il Toledo r. X.
Direct connections made 10 Union Depot at
Columbus for Newark, Zsnesviiie, Pittsburgh,
Waesiiag, Baltimore, Washington and Phila-
ds,phia, s!so far Dayton, Cincinnati. Louis
Vile. and all points South and Southwest.
Pullman Drawing Room and Sleeping Cars
from Columbus to Baltimore, Washington and
Philatelphia, without change.
Trains will arrive and depart from Toledo al
Columbus and Toledo Raiiroai Company's De.
pot, Water Street. foot Of Mulberry,
w. H. HARRISON, GenI Ticket Agent.
ORLAND SMITH, GcnI Supt.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
The Central Congregational Church

The Central Congregational Church
was organized at Toledo, on Wednesday
evening last, and some eighty persons re.
ceived in membership. By a unanimous
vote DIR. II. NJ. Bacon was invited to take
charge as pastor, and the reverend gentle
man responded in feeling manner, ex-
pressing gratitude for the esteem munifeAt'
ed by his congregation. The new church
commences with aattering prospects for a
long career OF prosperity and usefulness,
and DIR. Bacon and the society are hidden
Godspecd by their many friends in THU
vicinity.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21

II Is about MS hard to find girl whose
marriage il announced in the newspapers
who ism. "beautiful and accomplished" !"
as il Is to find man who has just died
who wasn't "honored and respected by all
who knew him."
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
Available improvements The Boar

Available Improvement.-The Board
OF Education have succeeded in securing
the property, north Of the Union School
House, known rs Sheplar's tavern" foi
the sum of.S734. Ever since the building
Of the school house, the people have had a
strong desire to obtain this property, but
have heretofore been unable to secure il
for less than about 81 ,600--a larger sum
than they desired TO expend. The citizens
and school children are to be congratulat-
ed on the final accomplishment of the
purchase, especially at such small cost, and
thanks nre due the Board for their zeal in
the matter. 1t is their intention to sell
the buildings upon the lots and have
them removed, and the premises enclosed
with neat fence, MS soon as practicable.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21

Tinware and Notions.-Mr. Ashton
Taylor has just opened the room vacated
by James Wilson. ON Louisiana avenue,
where he will keep nsiock of Tinwnre, No
tions, &c. lie win take country produce
and paper rags in exchange for goods,
and will alRo take all kinds of goods to sell
on Commission. lie will nlso keep on hand
white lime for whitewashing.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
NOTE STOLEN.

ctnte OF ONO,
Wood Co.
Personally appeared before me, one Of the
Justices of the Peace in and fur Troy Town
ahip, Wood county, Ohio, Samuel Gusard, OF
Troy Township. Wood county, Ohio, who
made solemn oath that on or about n the month
Of September, A. d. 1880. in the city Of Tole-
do, Lucas county, Ohio, while attending a
State Fair held at that city, he was robbed by
some unkuown person or persons of his pocket
book, and in said pocket book he had prom.
isory note against Jacob Sargent for the sum
rf Sixty Dollars, rate Of interest six per cent,
date Of note August 24th, A. ID. 1880.
The within statement in regard to the above
note is the truth and nathiug but the truth, as
l shall answer uuto G0d. SAMUEL GUsARD.
Sworn aud subscribed before me this Slh day
Of January, A. ID. 1881.
JOHN s. LAFARREE,
40b Justice ofthe Peace Of Troy Twp.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21

"now do ron manage" said a lady IN her
friend, "to appear so happy and good 6atsred
all the time Z" al always have Pnrker's Gin
ger Tonic on hand" was the reply, and thus
easily keep myself and family IN Rood health.
When am we'll always feel good natured."
Read about 4, In another column. 38
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
Answer This,

Did you ever know any person TO be III
without inae'ion of the Stomach, Liver OF
Kidneys. or did you ever know one who was
we'll when either was obstructed or inactive
and did you ever know or hear Of any case Of
the kind that Hop Bitters would not euro. Ask
your neig hbor this same q nestion. Times.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21

1t is certainly blessing to have safe,
reliable and cheap remedy for coughs and
colds near at hand at this season OF the
year. DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup has en-
inently proven itself to be such rene
dy. Price % cents.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
Personal MENTION
Mr.. Jas. F. Fleming is we'll.

hE. Jazz. L. EAemiHe 10 NCu.
Geo. Hillabrand, oil SO Summit street,
Toledo, was in the Burg on Tuesday.
Miss Ki,tie Smith did not accept the
school offered her at Plymouth. Indiana,
and has returned TO Perrysburg.
Mrs. James Murray, of Sidney. o., ar.
rived in town on Tuesday last, for tew
days visit with Perrysburg friends.
Mrs. c. II. Roan, of Oberlin, and Mrs.
l.. Andrews, Of Toledo, visited the family
Of IL. NJ. Hoover, of this place, last Sum
day.
+. v. Hcchlcr, knowing that we would
be short Of personals this week, made a
short visit here, md Gu led upon us. Pele
IL 40 handy to have around the house.
Messrs. A. and A. q. Williams were
called ,o Adrian, Mich, on Monday, to Mt
tend the funeral Of their father, whose
dea h occurred ut that place last week.
George F. lIirth, who has been employ.
ed in Taylor & Miller's drug store for some
time past, Is now ruslica,ing at Webb Sta
lion, with the Powers & IIir,h Timber Co.
Ben. Rentz, senior satanic majesty
of the b. q. Sentinel Office, made flying
trip to Pcrrysburg and Son,h Toledo, on
Sunday last. lie is a bright appearing
youth.
Nicholas Wedertz and daughter, Miss
Flora, started for Cincinnati on Wednes.
day. Mr.. W. attended the eleventh an.
nual reunion and ball of his old regiment
(thc 9th o. v. ~ which occurred in that
city yesterday. He will also purchase a
large stock Of tobaccos.
DIR. c. r. Hume, wife and babies, have
broken up housekeeping at Tontogany
and while the family are visiting relatives
and friends in this vicinity, the Doctor il
settling mp his affairs at Toniogany, pre-
pnratory to removing to Caldwell. Kansas
where lie has arranged to locate Tor th,
practice OF mis- profession. Upon gradu
Ating ut Ann Arbor, DR.. Hume located il
Perrysburg and practioed medicine for
years, got married and then removed Il
Tontogany, where he has practiced hi
profession since. He has made man,
friends in both places who will regret hi
. 90 we'll as the departure Of many others Q
: our beat young men for the broader field
} Of the West--to grow up with the coun.r,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
JOHN P. THOMPSON,
SURGEON Dentist
tPh9nix Block,) Perrysburg, O.
PERRYsBURG MARKET.
ySfAN SSazzQzsaee$SS- sIst,
.M Mes!a S9S.sG UL1EA
;ssMlE 5FIQRA5S ~

q For 1aiin Elegant Book OF 100
Pages. One Colored Flower rlate, and
500 illustrations. with descriptions of the beat
Flowers and Vegetables, and directions for
ire wing. Only ten cents. In English or Ger
gan. Ii you afterwards order seeds deduct
m el0 cents.
thvICK'S SEEDS are the best in the world
The FLORAL GUIDE will tell how 10 get and
grow them.
Viok's Flower aud Vegetable Garden,
l75 Pages, Six Colored Plates, and five hun
dred Engravings. For SO cents in paper GOV.
ers: 81 90 in elegant cloth. 10 German or
English.
Vick's Illu strated Monthly Magazine
80 Pages, a Colored Plate In every number
year Z; Five Copies for IS co.; Specimen
Numbers sent for 10 centsj 5 trial copies
for rs cents.
Address, JAMES WICK, Roehester NY.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21

Wanted-Bonds.-Will pay 95 cts. for
Road Bonds and "a cts. for Ditch Bonds.
REED & MERRY,
Exchange Bank, Bowling Green, o.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
rha National i,IfIxen-SoldIar a

The National Citixen-SOldier = An
eight-page. forty colnlnn, weekly journal,
published at Washington, ID. c., comes to
us brimfnl of good things for the citizen
as we'll as tor the soldier. 1t opposes mo-
nopoly, favors equal and exact justice to
all CLASSES, and Is the special champion and
defender Of the rights Of the soldier. his
widow and orphans. Every soldier should
have this paper to keep him posted. Terms,
81. 90 per year; sample copy free. Address
CITIZEN SOLDIER Publishing Co., Box Sss,
Washington, D. Y.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
or Interest 10 Dus,uess men.-w

or Interest TO Business Men.-we
have purchased the right for Wood County o.
d. r. Reyaolds' Patent Metallic Stationery and
Book Binder. We have a good variety Of tbs
covers on hand, aud at a few cents extra cost
over the price Of pspsr and printing We oan
furnish III kinda Of Blank Work aud Station-
cry in neat and substantial binding on tbs
shortesi possible notice. We can bind book
two m,putes with this invention. Call and
xsmine styles and prices,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21

For Sale.-One span gooi work horses,
harness and wagon, cheap for cash. Apply
to H. E. Peck, OF James f. Stubs, Per.
rysburg, Ohio. lSu
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21

For SnIe.--A frst-class farm, well inn
proved, and located within one mile Of
Perrysburg, for sale cheap. Enquire Of
Cook & TRoUP,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21

wanted-1O,O00 Bowl Blocks.-We
will pay cash for lO,oOosBowl Blocks, de-
livered ut the factory.
WEDDELb..& WILLIAMS Bros.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
DIED,

FITZGERALD.-on Wednesday, January
IL, 1881, nt2 o'clock A. NJ, Of Diphthetic
Group, Kittie Fitzgerald, aged years,
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Michael Fitz.
gerald.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21

1t is said that fuel IN 40 scarce In some
parts OF the West. that young people have
to sit on each others laps TO keep warm
when sparkling.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21

The highest market price paid Tor
Hides and Pelts, Mt thePerrysburg Tannery.
See market report. 28tf.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
SPECIAL LOCALS

Bond. Wnntrd.-Am.paying the high
est market price for Road and Ditch bonds
N. l.. HANSON.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21

Wnntcd.-Fifty Thousand feet Of 13
foot elm logs, delivered at HoovER's Saw
Mill Perrysburp j. H. CHAPMAN.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
sowI1Ne GREEN q TON ,oeANY R. R

Bowling Gr'n, Leave, 700 AN. lo:4o $3.50 Pm.
Rowling Grn. Ar'ye. 8:35 A. N l2;2oa a:s5 r,.M,
Tontogany, Leave, s;i5 = 1900 N..k 6:l5 Pm
rustagauy. Arrive ..7;70 IL A Ma 5;40P.H n
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
Money to Loan.

Mortgages Bought aud Money Loaned
by l.. A. HIGGINS,
32tf Perrysburg, o.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21

All cisterns warranted. On application will
furnish prices for larger size or irregular shape
cisterps. 1Stf j. A. SMITH.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
M AIR IIIE ID.

ECKEL-RONAU.-At ST. Rose de Lima
Church, on Tuesday, January IL. 1881,
by Father Chas. Greiss, Mr., George
Eckel and Miss Kate Ronau.
SCHWIND-SHIPLE-At st. Rose de
Lima Church, on Tuesday, January IL,
1881, hy Father Chns. Greiss, Mr.. John
Schwind and Miss Katie Shiple.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
ZENGER.-On Wednesday, January l2,
1881, of Consumption, Aiiss Libbie

The funeral took place at the German
NJ. e. Church, on Friday, at 2 r. NJ, and
was quite largely attended.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21

l.. Williams. Genl Manager, Dayton.
e. e. DwIoBr Supt., Toledo.
AN. MRrnEANy, Train Dispatcher. Toledo.
W. @. NORTON, Agent, PerrysburQ.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1881-01-21
WINTER ARRANGEMENT

W IN 1 LN AMMAN EM EIN i .
Taking Effect Oct. 10Th, 1880.
Three Passenger Trains daily toxcept Sun
days.) as follows:
SOUTH ROUND.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-09-02
sTEAuSes.

Never call man backbiter who
has no front teeth.
The wind-broken" horse IL generally
used for dranght purposes.
Early to bed and early TO snore,
make man voted solnnoIsnt bore.
Beefsteak pie 10 classified under The
head Of pastry in an Ohio hotel
Whom bald-headed man buys "a
duster, mohair would be most appro.
pirate.
Should hungry man be considered
martyr because he goes 10 the steak.
Adam was eccentric. He often
paced TO and fro at midnight carrying
Cain.
When an arm oi' the sea encircles q
neck Of land, lock out for fishing
amacka.
The ears Of man are happily located
aimee there is good deal TO bc said ON
both aides.
The Esquimaux ought 10 be good
classical acholar--he is very fond Of
old grease.
A young gentleman desires TO know
IL girls make more noise with bang or
q hustle.
IL an oyster supper Is . supper of
oysters. Is missionary barquet ban
quet Of missionaries
The man whose only claim 70 sancti
~ is long face should dispose of
portion OF bis cheek.
Adam Is the patron saint of the
Westorn polk raiser. because he had
the first spare rib.
A black bear endeayorei to hug a
Montana girl, and she punched out his
eyes with a parasol.
There is one good thing about boy
when circus Is ia town--you know
where 10 look for him.
Kerosene was unknown 10 CIeopa.
ira, or she might have lighted out Of
Egypt without snake story.
The man who smokes cigarette In
suits good cigar and casts undeserved
aspersions upon pipe.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-09-02

Il Is always very well TO be polite
10 ladies'. but some people carry it to
far. Several persons ws,e in Galves-
ton avenue car and one or them was
smoking, which was allowed. as there
was no ladies in the car. A foagh
looking country nsiomer, with IN ex-
preston that reminded one II an Irish
potato, scowIed time or two Mt the
smoker, and fna | ! said:
"You amt got no right TO smoke
when there are ladies in the car"
"I don't see any ladies' replied the
astonisbed smoker, Ioaking around.
Maybe not, but my mother waa a
woman, and you shant smoke, while I
am in tbs car, ont Of respeet 70 her
memory
The smoker gazed at the homely fea-
tures Of the man with n mother, and
then, throwing the cigar cut at the
window, said:
"why didn't you tell me sooner that
your mother was a woman, IL you
knew itf'
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-09-02
THAT AWFUL smiSGIE.

Whom the angry passion gathering. 10 my
mothor's faco sec,
And she leads me to the bodroom gently
lays mo on her knee;
Then know that will catch Il, and my
fieah In fancy itches.
A. listen forthe pattor OF tho shingls on
my brceclea.
Every tInlsle Of the shInsle has an echo
aud sting.
Aud u thousand burning f,ncIes into ac-
tive being spring.
And thousand bees and horne meath
my coat tall seem 20 awarm.
As listen TO tho pa'ter Of the shiugis-
oh, so warm
In spinlior comes my father, whom
thought bad gone,
TO survey tho situation, aud to mal1s her
lay Il on
To SEQ licr banding o'cr mo. rs listen e
tho strain,
Played By her and by the ahingio, 10 q
Wild and weird refrain.
In . sudden iniermlsslon-~w which appear
ell my only chance.
say, s'slriko gently, mother, or you'll
spli. my sunday pants."
She stops a moment draws her breath
the sh ingle hoids aloft,
And says, II had not thought Of ftht., my
son just take them on -
Holy Moses aud tho angels. cast you
plty1ng glances down.
And thou-oh, family doctor, call and
heal my fathers clown;
And may with fools and ounces over
lasling cornmingle,
III ever say another word, when mother
Yields the ahingle.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-09-02

A lively exchange, whose editor snifis
the Paci6c's brine, is confident that If
things continue as they have lately we
may expect TO wake up some morning
and read dispatches like following :
"Queen Victoria feels no anxiety.
Windsor Castle is guarded by 200, 900
men. No nitro-glyccrine has been
found in the royal apartments since
last Sunday. Some william put dyna-
mite into the Prince of Wales horse
on Tuesday, and when out riding in
the Long Walk the animal blew up,
The Prince was thrown violently
into the air, but landed safely on the
top of one Of the beautiful Druid oaks.
He afterward drove down to Eton and
took lunch with DIR. Goodford." DER
LIN. August 2l.-Emperor William
just found fonr pins in mutton chop
they were al loaded with trsenic and
cleyerly bored out. He gave the chop
to pet dog, which bolted it and died
in three minutes. The Emperor is in
excellent spirits" .'ST. PETERsBURa,
August Eatire royal family blown
up. Buried Alexander the Thirds
left ear--alI that could be. found o.
him. Requiem Mass held for the miss
ing portions Baclxcomb Of Czarina
! Just found four miles out Of town. Re
QUEEN will he held and back comb pu
| in coffin. Some singed hair found il
Siberia, supposed to belong TO Prince
Dole5rowsckiwitz. will be buried OF
arrival. No news Of any importance.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-09-02

Carlyle, in bis "reminiscences, says
Thackeray inspired him with no emo
ton "What is he, or such as be I"
Charles Lambs talk he describes as
"centemptibly small, indicating wond-
rous ignorance and shi.llowness,
screwed into frosty arti6cialities, ghast-
ly make-believe OF wit" De Quincey
was "a pretty little creature, full of
ovcrdfawn ingenuities, bankrupt en-
tbusiasms, bankrupt pride, a
bright, ready and melodious talker, but
in the end conclusive and long -winded.
His fate, owing TO opium, etc, was hard
and sore, poor, fine strung, weak creA-
lures launched so into the literary
career of s'ambition and mother of
dead dogs"
/ Washington Irving's books he "some-
what esteemed" Jeffrey twas by no
means the supreme in criticism or in
anything else" Sblley was "a kind
Of ghastly object. colorless, pallid, with
out health or warmth or yigor the
sound Of him shrieky, frosty, as il a
ghost were trying to "sing to us"
Wordsworth was 'a rather dull, hard
tempered, nnproductive and almost
wearisome kind Of man." Mr.. Carlyle,
in his own conceit, was the only man
in the world, and all literary greatness
must die with him but the world
will find that long after he had ceased
to live, ThacLeray, Shelley, DeQuincey,
George Eliot, Harriet Martineae Irving
and the rest still survived the shafts
Of his cruel irony.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-09-02
Iru nrxros ss ao.cor ees9I.se


Chiilnn, in dis yarae in Rebelations
wbar il says bout ,-tic beast dat was,
an is not, an yet is." hit an speakin'
oh some man.
Hit was wit way back siar foh de
'atrresion ob dc time wen de anamile
should arriv.
Yo fader hab made desc prophaaies
bis daily lessons fob de las forty yeahs,
and be gibs notice that the beasts hab
arriv.
DE scripter am fulfilled in the
mighty Korcrow.
Fust. '.,ie beast dat wsa. l."
Well, Roecrow Conkling VAS.
Was senator,
Was a sircingla man in politics,
Was de holder oh de keys tor de ma.
tionnl cupboard nm lived scramplonsIy
'mong de ,icial sugah bowls Rn per-
aaryes.
Was de great Roscrow. de Lawi
conkling
Was de silber mounted, aAufT-scented
Polly.veIvet-deah oh de wimmen.
Was bigger man dan Blaine or
Gsrtiel'. or ebcn 70 fader in de 'iicial
robes oh de iestis oh de- peacc.
Second, Roscrow IS not.
Is not senator.
TX not runnin' de U0ited States,
IL not focus ob de- eye-g glasses oh dc
ladies' gallery.
Is not ST . ldlin' ober de eorksesus.
Is not fIoppin' bia coat tails in de
fees oh bis friends.
II not de big shangbi ob de national
roost, warm de biggest spurs on top de
dung bill, wild de londes' drow, an de
puriiest top knot, an runnin' roun' de
neighbor's hens an spilin' whole broods
oh chickens an gardens. /.
Roscrow Conkiing 'yet Is"
Yit is buckin' 'ginst Garfield.
Yit is not likely ter git back ter
Washington.
Yit is BLOWN Tor Grant and boomin'
fob Conkling.
Yit is tryin' ter make frog outen a
pollywog.
Yit Is dopein Jones an Pratt an
damnin Robertson.
Yit is tryin' ter run de state oh New
York.
Yit is u 'possum torpedo in politics.
Yit isa breeches-loadin' gatlin gun
foh de dimmyorats.
Yit is a prickIy pear ter his friends
Yit is de daily irecac, de pow'rful
night-sweat, de hourly 'apIosion an de
eberlastin' dream ter his enemies.
He twas, an is not, an yet is
Den der was woman wild do beast,
wild jcwelry an fine dresses an she sot
down on do beast.
Yo fader haint posted on dat point.
De beast had seven heads.
Dese arc Grant, Pratt, Jones,
Arthur, Logan, Aibany Erpress an
Widow Cameron.
De ten horns oh de beast am: /.
Control Oh de senate. 2. De chance
TO run fol- president in 'S4. 3. De
vote oh New York in 'S4. 4. Loss
oh de presidency in '84. 5. Splosion
IN de party. 6. Takin' de noses from
de public cribs. Z. Grantism. s.
Stalwartism. Q. Ter dc wrecker be-
longs do wreck. 10. De sampsonion
locks.
Ol desc signs am filed full in de
mighty Roscrow, an de scripter am
come ter pass.
But it am long time till de end OF
de world, an yo chillun keep de hoes
lively in that bacler patch. Wen de
m'leninm comes yo can play ronn' in
tow shirts an bask in de sun longs
you mind ter An don't go hang
raun' de house foh feab hit will took
20 by 'sprise. Yo fader will tend tel
de m'lenium wilc yo ol tend ter hacker
crop
1 1e
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-09-02

The source Of common saying,
consistency thou art jewel" has
puzzled many scholar. ard whether
or not the following authority may be
relied upon AS the starting point Of as
only using borrowed idea we cannot
assert. La ballad entitled Jolly
Robyn I,eughhead, !" published in ! 764,
in q little volume Of English and Scotch
ballads, the poet hewails the extrava-
gance IN dress which he considers the
great enorlnity Of his day. and makes
Robyn address his wife as follows
Ta>h, tush, my lassie sueh Thoughts
resign,
Comparisons arc cruel;
Fiue pictures suit to frames az fine
consistency's jewel
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-09-02

The Gar is cigareste smoker, and
the Nihilists are letting him alone, ~.
lying on the cigarettes to de- the devil
ment.
The comets have evidently entered
into q go-as-you-pleass rsca. which
proves that they viii never amount TO
anything.
In Texas when man wants to COM
NIT suicide he steals hofsH says bis
prayers and. calmly awaits he ineyi-
table result.