The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-09-08
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The Tramp's Drink.
A dilapidated-looking tramp, with
sixteen distinct patches on his clothes
and plaster over his eve, went into q
Main street saloon, slapped down o
worn out dime, and bawled out in o
voice loud enough to be heard in Og-
den; :,
"Give me soda water cocktail with
the north pole in it," ftH
A crowd outside, thinking free drinks
were to be set up, crowded into the sa-
loon and watched and waited. The
man of rags, who had ordered the
north pole in his drink, ate up all the
lunch he could find, chewed up the
coffee and cloves, aud was tackling the
mint, when the bartender quietly
asked:
what did you say you wanted II
your drink, Mr.. Goudp'
Mr.. Gould steadied himself a mo-
ment, grinned on the crowd and at him
self in the looking-glass, and replied
IF you please, sir, III have the uortl
pole in it. !"
The bartender remembered an oil
piece of gas-tubing, about three fee
in length, which had been left around
he got it and blew some cayenne pep,
per down the inside, put one end OF u
in the cocktail, and smilingly handed
il TO MIR. Gould. Mr.. Gould took it,
gave first preliminary pull. and then
n hurricane arose. 1t seemed as tnough
the combined tomatoes OF eight east
arm states had broken loose. An inn
mense conglomeration Of legs, arms;
hats canes and bodies was observed
pinr out of tho saloon few moments
after; and when the saloon keeper reck-
ons up the loss of broken head, crack
ed mirror, scratched and stained coun
ter, and liability Of being sued. he vii
sadly remember the last words Of tn
tramp as he closed the door and sho
up the street. SAL Lake Tribune.