Daily Republican., 1881-04-11
BRRYIFIE.

. sun fises ~ ateT.......... Sun sets 6.36.
mouse furnishing articles at 99ct. store.
Try Kings Good Samaritan Cough Syrup.
fsrker, cupping and leeehing, LOS III. "a St.
For good pair Of crystal spectaeles call ON
rrof; Charles Italie, private residence 22T
Market street. --e
The largest and best assortmen Of pieturs,
frames can De found at G K Bauyh, 60T
H ignorance is bliss 1t is not folly to be wise-
II wisdom leads in the right direction ynu WHY
call at 81 East Sixth st. for good cheap f,our
Go to Armstrong;, Front and Madison 1T
for good and fresh garden and flower seeds.
Also -four and feed.
Gold and silver watches silver table and
tea spoons. Also a fine assortment of gold
spectacles and nose glasses, No. IS Il. FOURTH
street.
ASyracuse husband says his wife is piece
OF rare china-in fact, an old sabucer.-H.
Perry Smith.
1t is peculiar how sound a man sleeps when
his wife craWls over him on her way TO the
kltchen to make a are.-Springheld Sunday
News.
Chicago doctors spell 50 badly in their pre-
Scriptlons that the druggists 20 off to visit
country relatives every time the grand Jury
meets.-Argo.
Massey, No 404 King street. the popular
ana unexcelied leweler, has as fine assortment
OF watches, clocks and iewelry on hand as is
Kept in the city. Give him call
why ls green persimmon like girls ltus
when she bids her lover goodbye Mt the yAtee-
because they both pucker.-W Wheeling Jour
nal.
| The Boston girl is 10 ayerSe tn anythius~
that sounds like swearing. that she refers to
damnS' RS 'ObstructiOns. ."-Phiadelphia.
Sunday Item.
| lin WARE, WOODEN WAHE. JAPAN WARE
OIL CLOTHS, CUTLERY, &c, OPFERED AT THE:
lowest PRICES. II. I. PIcKELs, * 9 EAST.
<rH STREET.
play Wnn the geeen. and the wild Italian
grnds his So-cAled musical Inachine-Juip-
cy Modern Argo.
| " Two sisters want washing" reads an adj
Vertlsement IN an exchange. We presume
there are number Of brothers in tile same
predicament.-Fulton Times.
You can get beer by telephone p this town,
| wonderful are the uses Of that instrument
Ia other words, you can get drunk by telc-
phone,-Breakfast Table.
lfyou want fine looking glasses and picture
frames made to order, 40 to Harry Yerger,
405 Shipley street Fine gold frames made To-
order and satisfaction guaranteed.
Ross. ll6 Market street, has aust received bv
the case from New York. a fine assortment Of
| RtliF hhtl bUJS LlbLS lot EopflnI WHICH he
| and will sell as cheap or cheaper than yuR
can buy elsewhere. Call and see them.
| llghman Danner, house and sign painter,
and grainer, No. $40 Market street, is ready
| 70 do all kinds of painting on short notice and
! at reasonable prices. Also contracting for new
work.
Five cakes.-'I wish TO pay you for tive
cakes, said a traveller to a restaurant keep
er but you had only four, II sponge cake. II
| cUcNanUt-CAkE. almond cake and n fnr.
rant cake" And a stomach-ache." added
| the traveller.
GALL AND SEE THE VICTOR COOK, HAPPY
| COOK, HARVEST HoME, OrHRLLo, APOLLO
| STUART, RECORD AND RRLIANCB RANGES, ALSO,
SEVERAL NEW PATTERNS OF STOVES. oFFEREB,
| AT THE LOWEST PRICES, AT II. +. PICKELB,
| Nos, Il EAST 4TH STREET.
A handsome young bride Was observed 10
he in deep reflection on her wedding-day
one Of her bridesmaids asked her the subject.
Of her meditation. 81 was thinking which 0e
my old heaux | should marry if should be-
come widow
"rhe first bashrul kiss said Mr. Buhbs,
m0urnfully, "clicks like a busted soap buh-
hle. its 50 faint. don't you see; but the good
bye kiss he added, as no wiped away II tear.
often sounds like the ripping of a clapboard
| of an empty Woodshed."
"Auntie." said a lovely girl OF seventeen to
| her eross-tempcsed chLperonc, "Hhy are you
| Ike an engine >" ~ don't know" w#s thD>
snappish reply. "Bccause you always sca.,e1>
tho sparks whenever you appear sadly ex-
| plainCd the beauty.
| "Uo you think" asked college student
a professor Of theology, that the lion and the
lamb have ever vet lain down tocether?" #
don't know, answered the professor. " hut il
they have, have no doubt that the lamb was
missing from that date
'Put out your tongue n little further" said
ii doctor to u fair invalid. "A little further,
if You please why, doctor, do y0n think
a Womans tongue has no cnd?" said the gcn-
tie sufferer. IAN end, perhaps, madam re
piled the ply sician," but NO cessation