The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1881-02-03
peCls to get the real OIL 4 solid gospel TRUTH

pec's 70 get the real ola solid gospel truth"
Say, Sue see how sue and SIGH
And on the lea lie low;
For upon this day do die
Ifyou, o Sue, say sCl'
No tell tale sigh DOES she shy show,
Where he his mad plea piles.
The teardrops that do downward AoW
ooEe at ease from his eyes,
"AhI woe upon the way we war
Do you not, Sue, 80 say2"
He fingered on his knee nigh, nor
For answer knew no nay.
fishes got to talk slang Boston girl will re.
fine and beautify 1t, The proper caper becomes
the appropriate gyration. Bang.up is front hair
elevated, tubling to the racket is precipatey de.
scending to the audible disturbance, and square
deal quadrilatersl distribution. Oh, refinement
is a great thing. Oh, you can wager your exis.
tenCe that 1t is
First man (pleasantly)-"G made good bargain
yesterday. bought some potatoes at the rate OF
siXpence per peck wholesale; they would have
cost tenpence retail, and as my family eat half
peck day, save tWopence day." Second man
-"Arrah begOr, an so you do; but II yed ate a
peck day ye'd be after saven fourpence."
A young couple in their honeymoon are daily
ing languidly with the grapes at desert. She says
"And you don't lnd 1t tireEome, dear, all alone
with meR You are quite, quite sure that you don't
wish to go back to your bachelor life again2' He
says, Quite, my darling. Indeed married life is
so awfully jolly that, you know, If you were to
die tonight I'd gat married FgliA tomorrow"
The minister stopped at house in the South
End last week and sorght to improve the time by
giving an eight year old boy an instructive lesson
in morality, My boy" said the minister, ~ have
lived forty five years and have never used tobsc.
co in any FORM nor told lie, nor uttered an oath
nor played trusnt nor" "GImminy orlckets"
interrupted the lad, "yer amt had any fun at all,
have yer7"
A step, slide,
frantic glide,
A delirlous plunge between;
kick to the left, rush to the right
They must be crazy (they can be right,
OH what can such actions mean?
You're very green,
you could have seen
This exercise before.
The knowledge you lack, 1t
Would teach you the racquet"
IT'S that and nothing more.
Andrews Bazaar, the fashion mrgaEene, says
gathered waists are very much worn" II the
men would gather the waists carefully, and moi
sque' ze so like blaSes they would not be worn SO
much. Some men go to work gathering wais
just as they would go to work washing sheep, OIL
raking and binding They ought Il gather wals
as though 1t was eggs. done up In npel.shaped
brown paper at groCery,-s. B. Anthony.
Two grocery men In Janesville, Wis, made 9
bet recently as to which could saw quarter o.
a cord of wood in the shortest tlme the wsger be
ing a ticket to the lecture that evening The one
who owned the pile had his fellow grocerymar
saw the arst quarter, which he did In fifty min
utes, He gave up then, and refused TO saw any
himself saying he could not beat that time, and
paid over the dime TO pay for the ticket. Abou
that time 1t began to creep through the brain o.
the winner that he had been inveiged into saw
ing aquarter off cord OF wood for ten cents. He
don'tl like 1t.
devoted Methodist, 1t is said, asked John Wes
ley what he thought as to his marrying a certain
woman we'll known to both. Wesley advised him
not to think oft. why" said the other, she II
member Of your church, snrshe2" "Yes," wal
the reply. "And you think she is truly a Christ
ian womau2" yes" said Wesley, II believe she
is." well, then, why not marry hel2" Because,
said Wtsley-"because, my friend, the Lord car
live with great many people that you and
can't"
WITHOUT AN 4.
ills well known that the letter e. is used NOR
than any other letter in the English alphabet
Each Of the following stanzas contain every lette
in the alphabet except the letter e.
A jovial swain should not complain
or any buxom fair;
Who mocks his pain and thinks 1t gain
To quiz his awkward air.
QuixOHc boys who look for Joys,
Qlixouc hazards run;
A lass annoys with trivial toys
Opposing man for fun.
A jovisl swain may rack his brain,
And tax his fsncy's might;
To quiz is vain, for It's most plain
That what say is right
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