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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

A PoMPKIN weighing log pounds has
been raised in Morrisania. 1t Will soon
be knocked into pie.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

KISSES sweeten a farewell. They
are the cream Of ta-ta, as it were.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

IL Margaret is nut brown maid,
can she be pet-named nut Meg, for
want OF crater?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

"THERE's plenty of room at the top"
as the bald headed man said to his full
beard.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

A FARMER and a truckman were try
ing to trade horses. The truckman had
a large, stalwart animal, the farmer a
small bay mare.
"That horse of mine," said the truck
man, sis six years old, and stands six
teen hands high in his stocking feet.
Yourn's nothin' but little runt."
"Wall," said, the other, "she's only
foar, and If she hadn't been worked SO
hard ever since she was a colt, she'd
a been six by this time"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

THE man who knows you well may
forget all about you when you are
sick.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

HYNEN comes when he is called, and
Love when he pleases.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

The "Happy Hunting Grounds" are
10 Gated In State where there is no
game law.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26
WIT AND HUMOR.

A YOUNG gentleman of New Haven,
with love of romance in his nature,
fell desperately in love with the
daughter Of an up town business man,
who was rich, and paid his addresses
to the young lady with tinnidity, fear
ing that his suit might not be cordially
received by the parent. He was usher
ed into the parlor and the old gentle.
man, receiving him with great deal
of politeness, said:
"Young man, here are two volumes
of love poetry on the table, a Light
guitar" stands ready for your touch IN
the corner, I've arranged for moon
beam to shine through the window
blind, and Augusta has pracnced sew
eral effective sighs. 1 hope you'll take
hold and enjoy YOURSELF"
But he didn't. 1t was too tame al
together, and before she had swept
across the Threshold clad in rustling
silk, he had skipped down stars in
search of step-father who had less of
the sarcastic in his make u.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

AN epitaph for a faithful car-con.
ductOr-He took his last fare we'll.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

A STANDING nuisance-The loafer on
the curbstone.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26
THE HOUSEHOLD.

TREATMENT OF AN ATTACK OF AP-
PoPLExY.-Loosen the clothes, especi-
ally those about throat and neck. ana
send at once for a physician. Mean
while. remove the patient into cool:
well ventilated room, raise the head
above the level of the body. and apply
cold to the head either by means OF
rags dipped in water, never allowing
them TO become warm, or by ice In
bladder, &c. The diet will require
great care when the patient is reviv-
ing. Only very small quantities of
milk. beef tea. &c. must be given un-
til he is able TO digest more. Suppo-
sing the patient TO recover from the hit,
great care will be required to prevents a
second attack. Strong medicines great
excitement, or mental occupation are
tn be avoided. The diet ought to be
light but nutritious; milk is useful,
taken to the extent of y or 2 pints in
day; as rule, no spirits or wine
should be allowed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

CURE KHkUMATISA IT MUST BE TREATED As 4
BLOOD DISEASE.
Rev. WV. Il. WORTH
Recommends Veyetine for Rheumatism and
Sciatica.
FALL RIVER. Mass, May 10. 1879.
Mr.. II. r.. SrEvESs-Dear Sir: For some cas-
have been, at times, much troubled with acute
attacks OF Rh eumatism. 1 esp -cially suffered
tOrtures from Sclatica. By the advice or frien >
wh) knew the benefits con erred by Ne{etine,
/ began Its use, and since that time has
no attack like those previously sun red. FUr
some time past | havs had no return OF the
trouble, except occasionally faint intim iJiOn,
which disappeared upon taking a few doses OF
the Vegetine. also take plelsur in recording
my testimony In favor or Its excellent effect in
a0ating an inyeterate salt Rheum, and | count
Il no small pleasure TO have been thus made
free. Respectfully,
WM. T. WORTH
Pastor First NJ E Church
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

THE preacher was talking to the
Sunday-school about the power of re-
ligion, and the devotion of the Jealous
to the cause and their attendance upon
the services. Finally he asked If there
was anything to which people would
go twice every Sunday and through the
week as they did TO church; when "a
small boy with a twisted tongue on the
front seat spoke out: "Yeth, thir, a
thircus would ketch 'em every pop If
they could git in free, like they do to
church. The preacher thought it was
time to sing.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

SPIcRD FIGs.-Fill large jar with
grapes picked from the stem; add a
little water, cook slowly and stir oc-
casionally TO prevent burning. When
tender strain out the juice through a
fine sieve. (The white Muscat grape
is best. To one pint of grape juice add
three pounds of sugar and a bag OF
bruised spice-mace, cinnamon and
cloves, to taste. Pare seven pounds OF
figs very thin; nave them ripe enough
TO be soft but not TO crack open. Cook
the fiss IL the grape syrup until ten
der enough to pass a straw through
easily, then ip out carefully and seal
in glass jars. A spiced jelly can be
made from the syrup, if any is left
over after the figs are done.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

you ought ter have been ter the
pantermine," said Jimmy Tuffboy.
That's the fun; more pounding with
stuffed clubs, and smashing window
glass and stealing sausages, and get
ting the best of the cap and, and-oh
-" 'Twasn't half so fanny as the
picnic at our honse last night" said
his listener. "Pa chuckled the ser
want glrl under the chin and ma caught
him at it. Maybe there wasn't PAN
tomIme then"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

II was his first appearance at church,
and in order that he might sit perfect
ly stiff and keep his little chatter be-
tween his teeth, he was told that big
dog would bite him If he didn't keep
that quiet. The little fellow cast sew
eral glances up and down the aisle and
at last, just in the most interesting part
OF the minister's prayer, startled the
congregation by piping up: "Mamma,
where is the dog ?'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26
Sterling Music Books.

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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26

CHICKEN PUDDING.-Cut up pair OF
young chickens, put them into a stew
iug-pan with enough water to cover,
adding two tablespoonfuls of butter;
pepper and salt to taste; let 1t stew
gently until about half cooked; then
take out the chickens and let them
cool, pouring the gravy into separate
dish. Prepare batter Of a quart OF
milk, six well-beaten eggs, table,
spoonful of baking powder, little salt,
sifted -four TO mix TO the proper thick
ness. Put layer of chickens at the
bottom of the pudding dish and pour
over some of the batter, then another
layer of chicken and more batter, and
so on. having batter on top. Bake fer
one hour. or even longer, in a hot
oven. Beat an egg into the gravy re-
served, let it boil up and send to the
table 10 be served with the pudding.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26
TO THE PUBLIC.

There can be no better guarantee OF tae Va
OF Dr. RADrAY's oil est2 iished K X. Z RsH
DIES than the base and worthless limitations
them. IS there are False Rosolvents, kels
and Pills. Be guTs and ask for Railways, q
See that sae Rama sRsd1ay- - "a VIA "a
boy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26
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ness Fever Inflammation OF The Bowels Pl-s
and ell arrangements Of the Internal Fisce-A
Warranted 10 effect q perfect cures PuTeg
vegetable, containing 10 mercury, minerals -
deleteriols drugs
"Obserye the following symptoms resulting
from Diseases OF the Digestive Organs COBst-
patton, Inward Piles, Fuil1esE or the Blood u
Head. Acidity OF the Stomach, Nause1. Heart
burn, Disgust Of Food, Fuluess or Weisat Z
the stomach, sour EFuctatfcnS. sinking or FIJI
ter ng at the Heart, Choking OF suffer "a Sci
sations when IN a lying posture, DIN sss Z
Vision. Dots or Webs Before the sight, Fey7rA-t
Dull pain In the Head. Dyficiencs Of P5TspiEt
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"Rsdway on Irritable Urethrs,'
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and others relating to Gi1sreEs classes 0; ps
easea
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26
Vegetlne
WILL CURE RHEUMATISM.

RHEUMATISM IL DISEASE OF THE BLOOD. To
/ CUR RHEUMATISN IT MUST BE TREATED As L
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-26
t

SEwING MACHINE EDLES-Siy flr E'i
~ q cents a doze l. St-ptii. AidrH-- =,
JAMES ". y NELL. Florence ~
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-10-28
G@itteHU.

Washington, BASKERVILLE, Guitteau's
counsel, occasioned much surprise, to.
day, when he declined to raise the point
of jurisdiction, the argument on which
had been set for the S0th inst. It Is
stated, however, that the point is only
reserved so as to be Of more service to
the accused. Should he be tried and
convicted, g writ of hGbeas corpus will
be taken and the plea Of jurisdiction then
raised. Should it then be decided that
the district court was without iurisdic-
tion, Scoville is then assured by yerv
high legal authority that his client could
not be tried in New Jersey, as that
would be to put him in peril Of his life
the second time for the same effense,
Should the argument be made before
trial and Judge Cox decide that he b sd
no jurisdiction, this chsnce for the life OF
Guitteau would be lost.
Washington, 27.-In the criminal
court. to-day, an order was passed allow.
ing zoo witnesses to be subpensed in be.
half OF Guitteau, the fees and costs Of ser.
vice to be paid by government.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-10-28
Cable Clicks.

Tendon, 26.-Lorillsrd has Nominated
The 2-year.old colt Gerald for the sub
fcription stakes at Newmarket. AZ
Eighteen hundred more French troops
have arrived at Tunis. - .sAs-
The Peroion government intends to
confirm xAyob Kahn, probably ct Te-
heran:
The Emperor and Empress of Brazil
will soon visit Europe. :.
At Newmarket Lorriilsrd's "GerAld"
had walk over for the subscription
stakes.
King Humbert was enthusiastically re-
ceiyed at Villsch. tdst as
The Swedish bark Haknos, from VOL
gas! for the United States, has been alb
sndoned at sea. The captain, en- officer
and three men were drowned.
The Iadian council will next week offer
100000 worth of bills. It is said this ID
connected with exports OF wheat from
Indis. which are larger than these Of any
recent year. Strenuous efforts are max
ing At Paris to prepare for the coming
settlement. The authorities Of Ceutisse
Of course ordered the houses over which
they have control, 10 pay in for security
100, 900 francs each, which will form q
fund Of g. oo0, 900 francs
The coronation ofthe Gar takes place
in April next. 8F
Brussels, 27.-The Bank of Belgium
has raised the rate of discount to 5H.
Queenstown, 27.-rhe steamer MIS-
sourI, from Boston, lost l49 cattle.
London, 27.-Dr. Carver won two
more pigeon shooting matches yesterday.
The French ambassador at Vienna,
who has been on Through in France, has
been requested to return to his post &c
once. He will arrive in Vienna in time
to meet King Humbert
The Daily Nea0s says of Secretary
Blaine's circular; It will undoubted =
receive friendly hearing, but IS piece
Of logic, cannot be regarded as very
powerful.
King Humbert crossed lie Austrian
frontier ct Pen!lie, on the way to
Vienna.
A berlip correspondent says Gam
b.ita's reference TO his visit to Germany
is regarded here as leaving no DOUBT that
he had an interview with Bismarck.
Berlin, 26.-SocIalist election bills were
-pugg!ed into nearly every house Ia
Munich on Sunday night.
King Hum bert has left Mona on his
way to Vienna.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-10-28
New Stocks.

New York, 27.-The following stocks
were listed by the Stock Exchange this
rrorning: Gulf of Colorado and SAINTS
F. Railroad, first mortgage bonds, for
$1,000 each; Texas and Pacific Railway,
Rio Grande division, bonds, from No.
IO50U to 1880, inclusive for 81, DOC
zach; Robinson Consolidated Mining
Com psuy, capita! stock, par value, $50,
$4,000, 900.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-10-28
Demacrattc Clean Nween,

baltimore, 26.-Democrats, to-day,
elected their entire ticket, the mayor,
ind every member of both branches of
the city council. The total vote for
eouncilmen was under $4,000, regular
democrats polling $500, independent
democrats 5,400, and republicans less
thAn 600.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-10-28
Confederate Bends.

Richmond, Va, 27.-The remarkable
demand for confederate bonds continues.
and the boom for these vslueless prom
ises to pay, is unabsted. A leading
banking house has already purchased
nearly five millions c5upJn bonds, at
from So to So per $1,000.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-10-28
One who Agrees.

New York, 27.-General Santo Do.
mi1go Vilo, Of the republic Of Colomb bis
said yesterday: have read carefully
the dispatch Of Secretary Blaine t.
Minister Lowell, and If my interpreia-
ton OF it is correct, I perfectly agree
with it and think my government viii,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-10-28

Iearry the Largest and Most Varied
Stock, and as my Goods are of Superior
Quality, and my Figures Low, Persons
who look to their own interest cannot
avoid purchasing from me.
sssGgqs assv 49,. JAMES PAYNE.
e. - - l ~. u. .. -
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-02-10


WEDNESDAY of this week the cleo
toral votes for President and Vice
President will be opened by the Vice
President, and the Constitution of the
United States says they shall then be
counted. 1t does not say who shall
count them. The Democrats, with
Senator Conkling, voted last week in
the Senate that the Vice President
docs not have authority to count the
votes. This leaves the learned Senate
all at sea. The Constitution says that
the returns shall be sent to the Vice
President, who shall retain them until
the time fixed by law, when he shall
open them, and they shall be counted;
but it no where turns the returns over
to any one else, but leaves them in the
hands Of the Vice President, to be
counted. By whom? The only man
who has constitutional authority to
hold them, and to open them. This,
at least, is our private opinion.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-02-10

I'VE have no such words as policy compromise
or 'expediency' in our vocabulary. First inquire
what is the right then do it. and leave results with
God. That is our kind of faith and religion.'-JaeE-
SON CO.. Standard.
We will venture to bet you two dollars that you do
not live up to your faith.-Cin. Commercial.
No. We never made bet yet, and
we never intend to do so; but we will
leave the truth or falsity Of the above
to the people Of Jackson county, where
we have resided for more than sixty
years. What you lack is experience
and information. You, who opposed
the Republican party in 1872, and did
your level best to put the rebels in
power in this Government, and who
now claim to be holding the Republi-
can party up by the tail as it were,
cannot comprehend how a man could
be an abolitionist from principle, in a
county settled by West Virginians.
You do the honest, industrious, pa
tient, patriotic Germans cruel injus-
tice when you claim that they have no
political principles save huge paunch,
filled and distended with beer.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-02-10
Notice.

Evan D. ]. Evans, of Minneapolis, in the State
OF Minnesota, will take notice that John H. and
D. M. Evans, Executors OF Thomas Evans de-
ceased, did on the 18TH day OF January, 1884, file
their petition in the Court of Common Pleas
within and for the county of Jackson, in said
State OF Ohio, setting forth, in substance, that
said Evan D. ]. Evans, in conjunction with
Maria 1. G. Evans, gave mortgage to said John
H. and d. NJ. Evans, executors, ETC., on the
north half of the N. 2. or of section 10, of
township z, of range II, of lands in Jackson
Ccouty, Ohio, containing 81 acres more or less,
to secure the payn nent of $500, according to the
tenor of certain notes referred to in said mort
gage; and further setting forth that said Evan
ID. j. Evans gave a pretended mortgage on said
premises to one Mary d. Evans purporting to
make the support of said Mary D. Evans and
one Mary Jane Evans, charge upon said prem
1ses; said petition asks for construction OF said
last mentioned mortgage. the determining of
priorities OF lien, the finding of the amount due
said plaintiffs on their said mortgage, and u
preyer that said premises may be sold to pay
the amount SO found due, unless the same be
paid; said Evan d. J. Evans is notified that he
is required 10 appear and answer said petion on
or before the third Saturday after the Oath day
of February, 1881.
Dated this January 10Th, 1881.
JOHN 81. & d. M. EVANS, Executors, etc.
By r. II. Jones, their atty.
20ian6t
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-02-10
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