The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1881-04-07
AND there are other hearts that will

elect.
Caro- to the conquered: Humility is
great virtue
SENATOR FAIR, it is said, has rich
Irish brogue.
WY does every one mistake me for a
settse7-C. II S.
AL states but IL hold their elections
IN November.
One election is worth several caucuses
and conventions
ScLEswIG to Schmidt: We're ameri-
can citizens here.
KNow-NoTHISGIsH by any other name
smells just as rank.
HEREAFTER | shall write my name
Charles II. .Smyth.
CEsrEGvrLLE TO Carl: Take ont your
naturalization papers.
RAPIDS to lie Ring: Thus I embrace
you-with soldiers arm
EossUTH, Cato and the Third Ward
1913 majority for-Smartl
did II ALL for the sake of the demo-
cratic party.-C. II S.
THERE is lively demand for chairs
with soft, deep cushions.
FAREWELL, Long farewell, to all
my greatness W-oisey.
TIM growth Of onr political giant" is
suddenly checked. -Tsy6uno.
UNDER the laurel-R. II. S.
Under the willow. II, $.
Our machine worked beautifuIly-till
the people smashed it IT, T. T.
500: Al ny glories in that one ven
ture I have lost forever.-G II. s.
| WOULD like to sit down, but fear
'twould hurt-the CHAIR. II. S.
Nord Weston to Tribune: Come rest
on this bosom, my own stricken dear.
RAPIDS: All the delegates for Wickert.
Garfeld's majority, 30; Smart's, lis.
Who are the republicans going to
blame for the dead lock in the senate2
QUIrE number of the papers Of the
state approve of the anti treating law.
JUDGE Smart Aye. there's the
rub that makes calamity of SO long life.
THE bill making county treasurers in
ELIGIBLE TO reelection has been defeated
THIRD Ward to Second Ward:
Take back the Turner thou gayest,
What good did that proxy do me?
4 COUNTY clerkship in possession is far
better than a county judgeship il expect
ancy.
"ORDERED, that notice hereof be given
By publication in the Manitowoc"~ -Trib-
une(0
SENATOR BROWN when he reads to
himself, moves his lips as if reading
aloud.
GIBSON to the Nord- Weston: Majority
for Smart, 110,-a tribute to your great
power.
The PmoT's compliments to the Hon.
Carl II. Schmidt, and how does he feel
to-day?
MASTowoo to His Majesty: Kings
may command, but subjects disobey.
Abdicate!
On, what fall was mine, my country
meni Broken is my back-bone.-Carl
Haw 4ntony.
FROM Ha! hal hal and tchee hel he! it
has changed to Boo--hoo--oo-ool Oh,
dear' Boo-hoo!
NEWTON to Nord- Weston: Why didn't
you support Smart and give Wickert q
chance for life2
SECRETARY WINDOW is tailor by trade.
He was reckoned good workman when
il the business.
HANoooK's majority in the county,
SIS; smart's, $40; political difference
Of 1853 votes, only.
BEAR WITH Us. We are wee young
thing, not yet out of our sWsddline
clothes Trombone.
DON 7 ask to make motion now, il
only may be allowed to second one
Delegate by prory.
WE beg to offer Carl our congratuIa-
tons upon the dazzling triumph to which
ne led the democracy.
MEE1iE to Smart. You may not be O
professor of modern languages; but "a
mans man for a that
SENATOR RANKIN made the republicans
sweat in the senate on the charge of bri-
berry in the senatorial campaign.
Is DIS heah ne, or not mel Or has de
debbil got me? Was dat cannon shot
mel-Nebuchadaez-ar Schmidt.
THE seat of my intelligence ajmonishes
me that Germans as well as Irishinen
kick very hard. Carl Il. Schmidt.
Two RIvERs to whom it msy concern:
Political states are like lovers vows
easy to make and as easy to break.
Ny HEART IS in that cohia there with
the right bower, and | must sob till it
come back to me- II. J. -4atony.
THERE'S land that is tairer than this,
Aud by plots we may reach II some day
Where the salt River roweth in peace,
Ana the woodbine il twlneth alway.
The Clique.
PoLoSIUs TO the Ring: Beware of en-
trance to quarrel; but being in, so bear
it that the opposer shall beware of you.
THE German voters to Carl Raw: When
any man attempts to haul down the
American flag, we shoot him on the spot.
sTRIo:-The autumn winds rushing. watt the
leaves that are searest,
But cur Hover was in flushing, when