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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09
AGRICULTURE.

ORCHARD ON The FARM--In my es-
timation the orchard is one of the most
iu portant divisions Of the farm, as IL
supplies the farmers family with
healthful and delicious diet, and when
properly cared for. is a source Of con-
siderable income besides. IL should be
of sufficient size to embrace not only
apples, which are the standard fruit.
but also pears, peaches, plums sno
cherries. The cultivation If trees is
source of great enjoy ment TO the lover
of nature, and when it can be made
source of profit, as is the case with
fruit trees, double purpose is served.
know OF many farms that have been
cleared from twenty five 10 fifty years,
and yet no orchard has been let on
them. 1 believe in the farmers set
ting a few trees annually, whether he
be old or syoung, and, if any chance
seedlings come up in some out OF the
way place, as is often the case let them
grow, and graft them, or give them to
the boys to graft and take care OF for
their own.
Grating Is very simple operation,
and also one that is very interesting,
and every orchardist should be able to
perform 1t. i learned TO graft when a
boy, by seeing one tree grated, and
then / made some tools, and many
trees on the farm now show the result
of my Experimenting, which was very
successful; and although the farm has
passed out of the family, those trees
possess m uch interest TO me. / wish
that next spring every farm boy who
reads this, would interest himself in
grating, for believe it would endear
the old homestead TO him. In selecting
varieties, L would set only a few OF the
most popular-not over half dozen
varieties-but for family use it should
be the aim in the husbandman to have
a supply nearly the year round. Where
few varieties are grown fer market,
they can be disposed of to better ad-
vantage than when numerous small
lots are on hand. In setting out trees,
or in grating, care should be taken to
have each variety in a certain part OF
the orchard, as il is much handler,
when gathering the apples, to have
them separate, than to have them all
mixed up. Orchardipg requires some
system, and 1t pays ia all farming op-
erationS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09
The Smuggler's Secret.

.sNo. - said the customs ofticer, i
never smuggle, myself. although L
came very near doing it once. 1es,
while I was in the service, too. You
see, went oyer the river one DAY 10
look after a matter we had IN hand
and very frank but green-looking
eountryman sat down beside me. He
was fresh and asked many questions,
and / rather liSed his op n-heartea
manner. At last he hitched hi chair
close to mine and said: Live here:
Yes" says 1. "Good deal OF SNUG
Cling going on?" he asked. "weh'
considerable, 1 guess" Now, how
do they do lt?" he said; supposing
they wanted to smuggie some sill, how
would they do it?'' swell. the lady
"Yes, but if a man was 10 do 1t!"
"Oh. men never smuggle silk. They
take over suits and overcoafsa sand neck
ties" ''Yes, but suppose man snug
gled silk" "Well, if it was NOT large
roll he would place it under his coat. !"
"Ah, 1 see. up the back, eh?" mo.
that would show as he walked away
from the boat; he would place 1t under
the side of his coat, put his hand In the
outside pockets, kind Of careless like,
and hold up the lower end of the SIX
roll with the pocketed hand" Il see,
says my new acquaintance. snow, l
don't mind telling you secret, for L
know you won't let on" Here he
whispered: "I'm going to come back
with enough silk to make my wife a
new dress-can't afford to pay the
DUTY" and he winked. "I'd advise
you not to-" said 1, but the boat had
touched and he was off. Coming back
[ congratulated myself he was not on
the ferry, but just as the boat rounded
to, who should appear Lut my SNUG
gler. "I got it here" he whispered.
tapping his coat, ''but it shows little,
and it dropped down twice. Now see
here. you Just put your arm through
mine," and he pulled me toward his
silk side. "We'll pretend to be talk
ing very interested like, and I'll bet
they'll never notice." And they didn't
for that trusting country chap just
walked me right past my own collea-
CUES as slick as yeu please. l hope his
wife liked the dress"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

TURKEY CRooUL1TEs.-Chop very
finely or pound IN II mortar the REM
hants-ireed from fat or bone-of a
roast or boiled turkey. Heat u piece
Oh butter the size Of an egg; chop to-
gether little onion and u sprig of
parsley and add to the butter with q
large tablespoonful of flour. When
well cooked put in a cuptul of strong
stock, aud seasoning OF pepper. salt, a
little lemon juice and sherry and the
turkey. Set away 10 cool, and when
coid mould into small rolls, dip into a
beaten egg, then into cracker crumbs
ahd Try i'll hot lard. Serve heaped
around pile OF the French canned
peas made very hot and seasoned with
outler.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

BEEF TEA FOR CHILDREN.-Theb best
way 10 make beef tea for children is
as folio rs: Soup meat without hone,
from the shin or the neck. Cut the
meat into dice with very sharp knife
TO ever pound OF meat use one pint of
cold water. Cut up the meat on dish,
not on board. as the latter abs
tle juices wastefally. Have the pro-
per measure of water beside you, in a
proper soup basin or bowl, aid as you
cut up the meat sprinkle it moderately
with salt, and throw il into the cold
water. There let it remain for two
hours; then put it all into a saucepan
and set it on the fire. Watch carefully
the first rising, and skim and secure
shis; 1t is the very essence OF the beef
being thrown out. Pot it in a clean
bowl, and let the beef go on boiling
for tea minutes, no longer, then pour
1t through a sieve to the first skim
mIngs. Sir it before using. In older
children than infants you can flavor
with onion and a few cloves. So COM
pletly does this way of making beet
Tea extract the goodness. that dog
would not eat the meat that is left.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

BOILING FIsH.-Ten minutes to every
pound OF fish Is fair average /; if large
and th1ck,a few minutes longer; cover
close; simmer rather than boil; take
out Immediately when done. A fresh
cod, of four or five pounds, takes about
twenty minutes to boil. Never put
the fish in till the water is boiling hot.
Salt fish should never boil for a mo-
ment, as it make iL hard; it shonld lie
In scalding water tw. or three hours
and then be allowed to simmer, and
the less water you use and the Ion ger
lt SINNERS the better IL will be. The
hsh is done when the meat is easily de-
tached from the bones.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

JUDGE: "What have you to say,
prisoner at the bar?" Prisoner: 81
was hungry, your honor, and stole the
10 af OF bread to save me from starva-
ton. mad no money, and could get
no work TO earn money. l." "That
will do, sir, State prison for life.
Yours is bad case, must set an ex-
ample. You should have known, sir,
that the lecture-field was open 10 you.
Officer, take him away"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09
New Albany Ledger-standard.l

Speaking Oh governors suggests the
Tenti"n of an item we received from
Mr.. Henry A. Knight, Foreman al
Chas. Waters & Co.'s Governor and
Valve Works, Boston, Mass: have
used St. Jarob's Oi among our EN-.
p'oves and find that It never fails to
cure. The men are delighted with the
wonderful effects of the Oil, as it has
cured them OF bruises. burns. etc
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

"SEE, nur Sc, see J" exclaimed de-
lighted pappa, as something like a
smile irradiated the face of his infant,
can angel is whispering TO it," No
| SIR" replied the mater-of fact nurse,
''it is only the wind in its stomach u
A LITTLE boy of seven had been ord
cred to take ciaret by the doctor. A
person dining with the family said 10
him: ''You should put little water
with It; iG brings out the taste" +"
That's very fine," responded the
seven years old. "but prefer the taste
left iu.'
"WHAT decoration are you wear
ing?" said a sergeant to new recruit.
The man blushed deeply and respond
ed: ats a medal our COW won at the
cattle show"
A MAN writes to an editor for 81 'be-
cause he is SO terribly Short" and gets
in reply the heartless response: ''Do
as l do; stand up on u chair"
The most afflicted part of .he house
is the window. 1t is always full OF
panes, and who has not seen more than
one window blind?
she certainly had pretty foot, but
after all, il didn't make half so much
impression on him as the old mans.
AN exchange speaks of pig born
with trunk. We suspected it all
along for we've often seen them in the
cars with valise.
A MAN who ''goes" by stean.-An
engine driver.
A STUDY in oil-the attempt to get a
sardine out whole.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09
PASSENGER on a ferry-boat In We

PASSENGER on ferry-bOat In very
rough weather: "Why do yo1 want
the fare to-day before CrosslngF we
always pay when we get to the other
side." Boatman: "Well, you see,
sir, our orders is, "1n bad weather the
boatman must be pertikler careful. :.
Now look; with this ERE gale a-blow-
in, how easy it 'ud be for us all to go
to the bottom; and the what 'ud be-
come of the fares ?" Tableau!
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

Ladies', you cannot make fair skin,
rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes with
all the cosmetics OF France, or beauti-
fiers OF the world, while in poor health,
and nothing will give you such good
heath, strength, buoyant spirits aud
beauty as Hop Bitters. A trial is Ger
tain proof. See another column
Telegraph.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

"WHY in the name of common sense
do you talk so much ," asked a man In
a Galveston barber's chair as the artist
stopped 70 strap his razor. "Because,
sab, If CUB you chance 10 get a word
in while 1 Was Shawn yer chin, you
mout say sumfin. yerself, and den, ger
see. mout be liable TO cut yer-as I
was sayln' Kernel Andrews, or de
Sunset route, has got one eb the hand
soonest faces / ever drawed razor
ober. | used 10 shave him cherry morn
in when he libbed down heah in Gal
weston. foah he went TO San Antoine.
As l was sayin', Kernel Andrews
etc
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

A MICHIGAN boy are bar of soap on
a wager, and then drank lot of soda
to take the taste out of his mouth, an
the way he spouted suds and soap bub-
Dles for the next half hour bafiled The
skill of fourteen doctors, who madly
performed about him, not having in-
formed of the cause of the lads sdffer-
ing. They are all at leggerheads now
what to call the case.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09
A Two-roor rule was given to a la'

A Two-FOor rule was given to lab
orer in a ship-yard to measure an iron
plate. The laborer not being well up
to the use Of the rule, after spending
considerable time, returned. moo,
Mister Nick" asked the platter, "whal
size is the plste?" SWELL" replied
Mick, with a grin of satisfaction, lit 8
the length of your rule, and two
thumbs over, with this piece of brick
and the breadth o. my hand from here
to there, bar finger"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09
rElcfn Qu1 Daily Leader.

The subjoined opinion, we perceive,
is by J. A. Daniels, Esq, of Messrs.
Stogdill & Daniels, attorneys. La
Crosse, Wis, and appears In the La
Cross Chronicle. Sometime since, 1
was attacked with pain in and below
one of my knee joints. A few applics.
tions of st. Jacobs Oil quoted the pain
aud relieved the Inflammation. l re-
gard it as valuable medicine.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

To .fr pencil marks so they will not
rub out, take well skinned milk and
dilute with an equal bulk of water.
Wash the pencil marks (whether writ.
ing or drawing) with this liquid usi 1g
a soft fiat camel hair brush, and avoid
ing all rubbing. Place upon a flat
beard 10 dry
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

PIsH-PAsH OF MUTroN.-Take anv
lean mutton, cut it in small pieces
without ally fat Or gristle, toil it down
into a nice broth. Then take out the
meat. Wash a teacUpful of rice nice
ly, and boil it for a little while in the
broth, until it begins to look trans
parent. AL grease to be SKINNED off.
Then take mutton chopor two, take
out the bone, cut in dice. Boil the
whole together, with a whole onio n
and little pepper and salt, for a
quarter of an hour. Serve it without
stralning. The same recipe does for
beef, chicken, turkey or rabbit,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09
worthIess stuff.

Not so fast my friend; if you could
see the strong, healthy. blooming men
women and children that have been
raised from beds Of ckness, sun erIng
and almost death by the use OF Hop b. L
ters, YOU would say "GloriOus and In
valuable remedy" See another col
umn.-Philadelphi Press.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

HARAssING DREAMs.-An unnatural
excitement of the brain and nervous
system is the direct canse of sleepless-
ness. as also of harassing nocturnal
dreams. VEGETINE has a peculiarly
soothing effect In all such cases, when
taken just before going to bed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

A YOUNG man who had inherited the
day before large fortune from his
uncle gave dinner TO a few friends.
He inquired at the restaurant if they
had some old cheese. "Yes," replied
the waiter. sis it strong?' "Strong
enough TO bring the dead 10 life." 81
DON'T want il" replied the heir.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

Fig PUDDING.-Half pound of the
oest ngs, half pound of beef suet.
three tabiespooniuls of sugar, half a
pound Of bread crumbs grated, three
eggs, one nutmee grated. These should
be all well mixed together and boiled
Tor four hour served with wine sauce.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

How TO MARE TEA GO FURTHEK.-A
method has been discovered for max.
in z mere than the usual quantity Of
tea from an y given quantity of leaf.
rhe whole secret consist of steaming
the leaf before sleeping. By this pru-
cess il Is said fourteen pints of good
quality may be brewed from one ounce
of tea.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

APPLE CRoUTEs.-Tnis simple and
dainty little dessert is one taught by
Miss Corson: Peel and core the ap-
pies and halve them; take half slices
Of bread. spread thickIy with butter
and sprinkle with sugar, then lay ap-
pie on bread, core size down; sprinkle
ON more sugar and any kind Of spice
TO taste. Bake.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

ERRORS in butter making are un-
cleanliness, too much acid in cream,
caseine or buttermilk in decOmposed
state, too much friction in churning
and working the butter, bad salt ana
TOO much OF it, foul milking stables,
impure water odors from various sour
ces known and unknown; +; these are er-
rors vital in their consequences, ard
not generally thought il as any impor-
tance.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09
A Modern Medical Miracle

Is without doubt the discovery Of ''Anakesis"
by Dr. Silsbee. an infslhble remedy for ths
most painful and eXasperstng of all diseases,
Piles 100000 once afflicted mottals gladly
attest the virtue OF Anakesis and suffering
mill ons jovously hail the hope OF relief. Tho
simple. rational. common sense nature OF this
marvellous discovery of q cure 90 safe, easy
and certain for a disease so painful and per-
sistent has excited the wonder Of the people
and adm ration Of medical men. 1t is the re-
suit Of 40 years experience by q distinguished
scientific physician This really great remedy
combines tbs soothing system of the Engl sh-
tie mechanical method of the French and the
hero medical custom OF American Surgeons
''Anakesis' therefore affords almost infant
reiief from pain, keeps up the raw sensitive
tumors aud both tv pressure and medic1tion
cures the most iuveterste cases of piles. 1t
has stood the critical test of 20 years use
agsinst the caVils of ignorant limitations and
interruptions empiricism- over half a million
OF persons have Used it and none without
benefit. Doctors of all schools prescribe it as
the nearest possible to an infa lible remedy.
Samples OF "Anakesis" are sent free to all suf-
ferers by p. Nenstaedter & Co.. Box 1916 New
York sole manufacturers Sold by druggists
everywhere. Price SLO0 Der box
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

THERE is nothing marvellous about
curing by laying on hands. Hands
laid on smartly and vigorously have
cured many small boys OF badness.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09
WIT AND HUMOR.

A BENG ALEE medical student being
called upon 10 describe the action OF
the heart. gave the following explana-
ton: "The action Is just like the fir
ing of the gun. When trigger being
touched, down comes the Hint, strikes
against steel, elicits sparks, which
falling upon the powder, It Is ignited,
flames enters the barrel, causes ex-
plosion, propels the ball and the mark
is aimed at. All these events are per-
formed within twInching Of an eye-
So when the ventricles contract, the
blood passes through the arteries 10
the cspillaries and returns TO the heart
lhroug h the veins. This hsppeus with
in the twichlng Of an eye."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

BROWN is captain of the Eighty
eighth dragons, is infiexible in mat
tiers of discipline, and prides himself
upon his borsemanship. The other
day he wandered ON foot bevond the
ramparts OF the town In which he
lives. In coming home he suddenly
turned into by-way. "For what
reason ?" said friend who was with
him. s.i'm afraid of meeting my horse
who is perhaps being exercised now
by the orderly" "But how could
this trouble your" "Why," says the
captain, majestically, ''in seeing me
afoot he might take me for one of the
infantry!"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

There was yOung lady quite fair,
Who had much trouble with her han,
So she bought Carboline
And sight TO be see-,
Is the head OF this msican, I declare.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

ADD little wood ashes to the fow-
er pots of favorites, and see how quick
ly 1t will ncurish and improve the
growth.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

AN American Presidents psy-s5O,-
900 year and bored.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

VTRY taking.-Colds- Very glad
The Druggists. The very best remedy.
DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

FAMILIAR Guotatins-the price OF
stocks.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

TUMoRs in an early stage of develop.
ment are expelled by The use OF LydIs
Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

THE better milch cows are fed, the
better return they give, but feed ju-
diciously.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09
VEGE1INE
KIDNEY COMPLAINT.
DISEASE OF THE klDNEYS.

The symptoms OF an acute attack OF infsn.
marion OF The kidneys are as follows: Fever,
pin In the small OF the back. and thence shoot.
ing oownward- numbness OF ths thigh vomit-
Ing, uSuslb at nrst a deep red color or the " no.
wnlch becomes pale and colorleSs - tn disease
Increases, AMI is discharged very often with
pain and dlmculty; costveness, a1d some de-
gree or collie. In chronic uiseas sof the kidneys
tne symptoms e pain N the back aud limbs,
o:NaeSS OF the skin, frequent urinatlon (especi-
ally az night, general dropsy. headache. dizzi-
ness CT sight, iud yostion, end palptaIiOn OF the
heart, grad Ial loss II strengih paleness and
pum1ess OF the face cough and shortness of
breath
In diseases Of the kidneys the vegetine gives
Immediate re ief. IL has never failed 10 cure
when II l. taken regularly and directions fol-
lowed In many cases it may take several boz
Ties. espec ally cases or long standing. IL acts
Directly upon The secretions. cleansing and
strengthenlng, removing all distractions and
impurities. great many can testify TO cases
OF long standing having been perfectly Gu ed oy
tne feget ne, even after trying many OF tho
Tor this di5eaS..
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

when The INDIANS 90 on q staying
ariy they get out their runners.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09

LIFE and health are preserved bv carefully
aiding nature whenever it shows lack Of ability
to carry ON its work. For torpid liver, bowels
or kidnes 5, no other remedy equals Kidney
Wort.-Corier.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-03-09
LYDIA E. PINKHAM's
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
IL q Positive Cure

Is Positive Cure
for all these Painful Comp nints and Weaknesses
soeonmea to eur beat female population.
viii entirely the worst form, Of Female Com
plaints all ovarian troubles. Inflammation and Ccera-
ton, Falling and Dtsplacements, ard the consequent
Gpinnl Weakness, and IL particularly adapted to the
Change OF Life.
II viii dissolve and erpei tumors from the uterus IN
an early Stage Of Developments. Tho tendency TO
cerous hunors there's checked speedily ty Its
1t removes fa,ntnex fatulency destroys al craving
for stmulants and relieves weakness OF the stomach
& cures BloatinS, Headaches Nervous Prustration,
General Debility, sleepessness, Depression and IIdt
gestion-
That feeling OF bearing down, csus.ng pain, weight
and bsckache Is always permanently cured by ts
1t will at all times and under all circumstances
Aarnony with the laws that govern the female system
For the cure Of Kidney Complaints ot either this
Compound is unsurpassed.
LYDIA z PINEHAN,s VEGETABLE COM.
POUNDis prepared at - and Scs Western Avenue,
Lynn. Mass Price SL Six bottlesfor S. Sent by mail
In the form Of pills, also in the form Of Io.enges on
receipt Of price, 81 per boz for either Mrs. Pinkh.
freely answers all letters Of inquiry Send panph-
let Address a. above. Mention this Puper.
No family Should be without LYDIA E PTNKHAMv
LIVER PILLS. They constipation, biiiousnsa
and torrddity Of the liver. 8 cents per box
81 Sold by all Druggisf1. Us