The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-08-04

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riaF. 3 dase.
4 honeymuou.
To aBa to1 late
ID wks 100 spaE'
4 mAn i knosn w the company he
t"ps oui a
Has ny love gtusn cody be calmly
aslea after slo had arisbed Der tlirl
ies eteafa
Tea dollars uill hife your family doc
~ q order you % 70 ~ on sir vetiss
~ "a roar health
When ilisi steals l,e ocuis he does
ini half the dime that some DAY
laiLsps old hiealc g'i him
Whcu 81 Ametican colt wins the Der
d about time ior England 10 discover
n hiaa Ia American horses
When egps drop IRON thirty cents 10
Fl teen ceBts per dozen 10 two days. Il Is
arnly SIRE sign there's ben on.
Uul 10 I.oadviIle = here they have jack
- ttA ia profnsion the tacsiious miners
call tho animals marrow gauge mules.
Chicago bank president has bought
brick ior gold Bot be isn't sorry.
Chicago prizes brass Aboye everything
a.
A little learning is a dangerous thing.
"a & s.. 4 bat
i las frequently caused the death Of bis
patients.
81 the recent college examinations the
girls were found superior TO the boys. We
llsays maintained that the boys we're after
,he girls.
II hss been discovered that cat can
live at greater elevation than 1850 feet,
therefore backsheds should he built ID, GOO
ieet high.
Chilly or not guiltyf asked Dutch
justice Of prisoner. Not guilty" Den
pltat do you want hereY Git out and go
about your pizness.
The new Gar plays the trombone.
lie is determined to keep the Nihilists
away from bis locality, no matter how
cruel the means used.
Several Texans are in jail in Leadville.
We have always observed that no matter
where Texans may be, they move in the
very best society the place has,
4 burglar entered house the other
night, and scared lady so badly that her
hair, which was lying in an exposed place
90 the bureau, turnod white in a single
night
We don't see why tho revised edition
won't suit big percentage ~ folks. IL
has inst as handsome bindings, looks as
well on the center table, and Is as good to
press leaves with
A French engineer. after series OF
experiments with loaf OF bread baked by
vassar college girl, now announces that
ho proioct Of tunnelling Mount Blanc is
entirely practicable.
A fellow never thoroughly realizes
what blooming ignoramus he has been
all his life time until be enters into intel
lec,ual converse with Boston school
marin on her summer solstice.
A minister had preached All hour;
then he remarked. Another wide field
opeus from the subject in another direc-
ton Just then an old oolored saint ejac.
ulatel; Please. Lord. shut mp dc bars.
At the commencement exercises Of one
Of the colleges lately, ayoung man was
asked what Is lovei' He thought 3
minute aud then said: ITS a sort OF feel
ing that you don't want any other fellow
going around with her.
Tho Germans are frugal people,
says an American writer, after visiting the
Berlin Opera House. AS soon as the
opera was over, the man in front took
wads Of cotton from his pocket and stop
ped up hrs ears to save the music he had
paid for
well, my mercy goodness mep' en-
claimed Count Won Fiddlestieks, as he
gael for the first time at Niagara Fall. 81
haf never in der whole course init my OK.
pcrience seen der vatcfall liker dot. Ifeel
mid mineself all full up mid excitement.
We're ISL der par roomT'
An Austin boy came home from school
vsry much excited and told his father tina,
be- lclieved all human beings were de-
seconded from apes, which made the old
maa so mad that he replied angriiy
That may be tho case with you, but II
amt with me; can tell you that now"
A Norwich couple who had pet cat
which had grown helpless from age and
extremely City put Il out Of its misery by
the agency Of ehloroiorm. They buried il
IN the garden and planted rosebush over
=. remains. The next morning it appear
"a al the door to he let in. and had the
rosebush under bis arm.
They we're discussing the question
uhether one should say II shall" or Il
may Said Mrs. Pogg. finally, Some
ii,ses one, sometimes the other For er
ample, say, i shall go to the city TO-
monow and shall bny new dress pat.
ten, aud you say. Yes. dear. you may.
Fagg had 10 admit that she was quite cor.
rect
The following notice by Virginia
blacksmith indicates Rcadins,er sentiment
on the par, Of Moses psr,ncr: "No,is. -
he eotsaffuership heretofore resisting be-