Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-11-29

Good healtn Is the greatest oil fortunes,
no remedy has so often restored this prize 10
the suffering, as Hoods Sarsaparilla. Tryit
Christmas carus grow larger, more ar
tistlc and more expensive. In few years
young man that has only a couple or hun
dred dollars To spend during the holidays
will be undecided whether 10 buy his girl
n Christmas card or n gold watch and
chain
"RoUGH on RATS" Ask Druggists for IL
It clears out rats, mice, reaches, ,bed-bug-,
flies, yermin, insects. ljc.
A Galveston widow Is IOut - marry
her ffth husband. Her pastor rebuk,d
her for contemplating matrimony so soon
again. "Well, just want you 10 under
stand that II the Lord keeps on taking
them, | will, too, WAS the spirited reply.
No doctors need apply 10 me TO get
their living. The ouly doctor / have Is
sulphur Bitters. They cured me OF Dys-
pepsia when the Doctors all failed
George Paige. Rochester.
What good deed have you done to-day,
| Johnny; said a benevolent father 10 his
heir. Il gave u boOr boy cent, papa,
was the good chid's answer. "Al that
was right. And why, my sou, did YOU give
him the cent" IL give 1t 10 him dear pa
pa, for a good three cent stamp that he
thought was only piece ofgreeu paper
YEARS or SUFFERINs Mrs. Barnhart
cor. Pratt aud Broadway, Buffalo, was for
twelve years a sufferer from rheumitism,
and after trying every known remedy with.
ont avail, was entirely cured by JhOmds'S
Electric oil.
Il remember" said brewer, II remem-
| ber two young men who used 10 board az
nv house-thcy are both dead now
| The crowd broke out into a meaning sml-.
aud Brewer wondered why they didn't wait
!Or the funny part OF the story To come.
From Frank j. Pierre, Periodicai D,p,i
iyS Water Street, AHgtstd, Ne.
am pleased 10 say that two bottles OF
your valuable AdrmsDp's Cough Bdlsdm
has entirely cured me of IA cough OF nearly
| a years standing. have tried many mix
lures during that time without success.
Il know" said the little girl 10 her elder
sisters young man at the supper table,
that you will join our society for the pro-
lection of little birds. because mamma says
you are very fond OF llrks." Then there
was silence and the Linburger cheese
might have been heard scrambling around
in its tin box on the cupboard shelf
Mrs. Lucy T.. Mccormick, COyington.
Ky, writes My constitution was COM
pletely shattered by rheumatism. ! suffer
| ed intensely; stimuants only gave me TEN
porary relief | tried Browns Iron Bit
| ters II has cured me completely, and !
| ka1f..sa ,nrurouauslV for u.iur
| bottles felt better and stronger than cy.
cr | did in all my life before
II was so cold in the vicinity of the North
| Pole when Lieut. Schwatka was there that
the breath orthe party in the Eskimo hLt'
condensed and fell in a snow. storm around
| them. This comes very near % the story
Of the mans words which were frozen 80
hard that nobody knew what he said until
they melted the next summer.
Il have tried many thing, for my cough,
but cannot lind relief So easily aS by the
use Of Dr. Graves Balsam Of Wild Cherry
and Tar said lady recently, and She
might have added, that IL relieves lioar,c-
| ness. Sore Throat and all diseases Of the
pulmonary organs. Also that a 'rsOn
| gets their moneys worth In quantity n
we'll a, quality. Large bottles - cents
sample bottles lO cents. For sale by Drug
gists.
\ little Shclpyville boy who Is in the
habit OF saying his prayers before going
! TO bed the other night asked lis mother
Mamma, how long will it De before I'm big
| enough 10 quit saying my prayers. You
never lay yours. do YOU And The moth
er said: Little boys should not ask 80
many questions ca to sleep. INV chi Il.
Ny Coop WOMAN, why are you - out
OF SORTS. never able to tell folks that you
are well: Ten to one its all caused in the
| first place by hahitna! constipation. which
| no doub; finally ciuscd deraug-d Kidneys
and liver. The Snrc cure for constipation
| j. the celebrated kidncY-WOTt. IL j. also
a specific remedy for all kidney and liver
diseases. Thousands are cured by II eV-
ery month. - Try it az once -Ioi'io
Blade
While preaching from the text, "lIe
giveth his beloved sleep" Toledo minis
ter stopped in the middle Of his sermon,
gazed upon his sleeping auditors, and said;
Brethren. it is hard To realize the won
derous, uubOunded love the Lord appears
. to have for good portion Of this congre-
CATION"
Intending purchasers OF PoHd's Extract
cannot take too much prec autlon 10 pre-
vent substitution. Some druggists, trad
ing upon the popularity Of this great Fam
| ily Remedy, attempt to palm Off their prep
aratlons, unscrupulously asserting them
10 be "the same as" or "equal to- PcHdS
Extract. Indifferent TO the deceit practiced
upon and disappointment thereby caused
to the purchaser, so long Is larger profits
accure To themselves. Always insist on
having P0Rds Erirdct. Take no other.
Sold in bottles only; never by measure.