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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-16
WIT AND WISDOM.

The snake season opens well. Not
a sarpint yet killed has measured less
than ten feet long and nourisaed twenty
rattles and carried a small Ratchet on
the tip of his tail.-M. y. Graphic.
The Danbury Ne,Us man has seen a
Connecticut baby four weeks old who
could drown out the loudest notes of a
brass band and not be overly red in the
face or kick his shoes off.
The young physician returns from
his vacation to find his patients lively
as crickets. He inwardly vows that he
will stay at home and attend to bust
ness hereafter. -Nev Haven Register.
"A man who was suffering from a
boil on his face pettishly exclaimed:
II wish knew the best place to have
a boil" To which his little girl re-
sponded: Why, papa, the tes-kettle
is the best place to have boil"
Men who cannot whistle would die
in = year if cast away on On uninhabited
island. A whistler rsald live from
twenty to thirty years, and tho island
would TEEN with peace and plenty
Detroit Free Press.
Corded beds, husk ticks, common
yellow soap, timed looking glasses,
pitchers without handles and diminu-
tive towels are the bedroom accesso-
ries OF many summer resorts in New
Hampshire.
"A grocer who excited the ire of one
OF his customers by presenting at his
house a bill for goods rendered was
waited Oh soon after by daughter OF
the debtor, who said, 81 wish you
wouldn't come with the bill when
papa's a. home-it makes him nervous
to be dunned.''
DR.. L. called upon lady &C.
quaintance the other day and was met
at the door by the lady's little girl. He
asked her to tell her mamma that DIR.
L. had called. The child went up
! stairs and presently returned. "Did
you tell your mamma?'' asked the doc
tor. "Yes.' "And what did she say?''
"She said, ooh, pshawv
-" This making vacation pleasant
by walking about the country in the
disguise Of tramp isn't what it is laid
out to be" said Job Shuttle. "Tvl
| got four dog bites on my right calf,
been dubbed over the head by a hired
man twice, and every time I attempted
to flirt with a girl she d scream and yell
for the men folks. I'll 20 by the car.
next year, like civilized heathen."-
NeW Huve71 Register.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-16

We are satisfied that the English
throne is tottering. The PRINCESS Of
Wales bangs her ha1a
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-16

TIE nutritive value of milk is hardly
sufficiently appreciated. According to
the best and most recent analyses, good
milk contains in each quart: Butter,
about one and one-eighth ounce; oasein,
two and one-fourth ounces; milk sugar,
one ounce; and salts (phosphates. etc.,
nearly Qne-eighth ounce. Two quarts
IT milk, therefore, with twelve ounces
of bread contains sufficient nutriment
for q full grown man daily. No cheaper
food Of equal value and easy assim1la-
ton can be found 81 ~. !,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-16

PHILADELPHIA has lately turned
loose prisoner who wal ed for twenty
nine successive years to be hung for
murder, and no Governor would accom-
modate him. He had reason to be
mad.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-03-16
For restoring Gray Hair to
its natural Vitality and Color.

A d res in 6
which is at once
a 6 r e e a b l e,
healthy, and ef-
fectual for pre-
8 ng tho
hair. Faded on
gray hair IS soon
restored to its
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-05-18

Do not be imposed upon by agents and partie
who are interested in the purchase and sale Of oher
machlnes. III has become a common trick for un
scrnpulous competitors to get White machine and
put 1t IN bad order so that they might prejudice pur
chasers againstit and in favor of their own machines
10 guard against such contemplate trickery, we
advise all intending purchasers to correspond with
us direct, and we will take pleasure in giving them
the address of regular authorized dealer for the
w hte" in their county, or we will offer to sell
them machine direct at special prices and puaran
tee satisfaction in every respect.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-05-18

For sale very cheap, one of the celebrated
Rochester Filters, nearly new. Holds barrel.
Call at this office.
Having sold my retail Furniture and Un
taking business, known as the Bridge Street
Furniture Store to Z. B. Pierce | would re-
spectfully recommend those in need of goods
in his line to call on him at the old stand.
also wish to inform those indebted to me
that it will be necessary to settle the accounts
soon. n. z. HICKS.
January 1, 1881.
HOTEL FOR SALE. I offer the American
Hotel property for sale on very reasonable
terms-One half the purchase money down
and the balance in ten years. Possession
given April 1, 1881. There is a good barn
connected with the property: This hotel is
located on the corner of Bridge and Water
streets, in Towanda borough. The free
bridge and new depot near to it make this
hotel desirable for any one wishing to engage
in the hotel business. Call upon or address,
JOSEPH G. PATTON. Towanda, Pa.
ICE!
John Adams Ice Wagon has been running
for the last month, delivering Ice to his many
customers. Ice gathered one mile and a half
above town. Orders solicited, and prices
satisfactory.
ROSENFIELD, the popular clother, is SELL
ing good hats for cents and an elegant one
for five.
For SALE VERY CHEAP.-A nearly new
heavy single harness. Inquire of Ii. NJ. Tay-
lor at DR.. Lyman's office.
WANTED.-A gentleman wants furnished
room centrally located, Address REX, this
office, with terms and location.
For SALE CHEAP.-Havng abandoned my
public hall | offer a nice stage curtain, cost
$50 will sell for $40. A lot of seats painted
and numbered, cost 81 30 each, will be sold
for dollar piece. Address
May j. G. PATTON.
Get your hair mattress made oyer at Ottar-
sons.
Go to G. S AcKLEY & Co.'S for cheap Cow
Aay. 96.
Second hand Herring Safe for sale cheap.
quire at this office.
Good Maple Sugar only ten cents per pound
at Swarts 81 Gordon's.
Before purchasing your new hat call and
examine the assortment just opened at the
Globe store, Bridge street,
WANTED.-G Good agents in Bradford CODY
the ShamoKin Mutual Aid Association. Ref
erence required. Losses paid promptly.
w. ID. WAGNER, District Agent.
Dushore, Sullivan county, Pa. Office over
pOst-Of1ice.
SAFE FOR sALE-Fire-proof, Combination
Lock. Inquire CO w. j. YOUNG.
PLATFORM WAGON For SALE, bran-new
and of best material. Will be sold low for
cash or good paper. Enquire of A. WICHAM
or O. A. BLACK, ToWanda, Pa.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-05-18
THE GREAT
BTRTTNGTON ROUTE.

eB-No other line runs Three Through Pas
senger Trains Daily between Chicago, DeS
Moines, Council Bluffs, Omaha, Lincoln, st.
Joseph, Atchison, Topeka and Kansas City.
Direct connections for all points in Kansas,
Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, Ne
vada, New Mexico, Arizona, Idaho, Oregon and
California
The Shortest, Speediest and Most Comforta-
BILE Route via Hannibal to Fort Scott DenisOn,
Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, Calves
ton and all points in Texas.
The unequaled inducements offered by this
Line to Travellers and Tourists, are as follows:
The celebrated Pullman Q6-wheeD Palace
Sleeping Cars, run only on this Line, c., B. s.
Reclining Chairs. No extra charge for Seats
in Reclining Chairs. The famous c. Il. & Q.
Palace Dining Cars. Gorgeous Smoking Cars
fitted with Elegant High-Backed Rattan Re-
volving Chairs for the exclusive use Of first
class passengers.
Steel Track and Superior Equipment. COM
bined with their Great Through Car ARRANGE
ment, makes this above all others, the faVOl'ito
Route to the South, South-W est, and the Far
West.
Try it, and you will find travelling q luxury
instead of discomfort.
Through Tickets via this Celebrated Limo
for sale at all Offices in the United States and
Canada.
All information about Rates of Fare, Sleep
ing Car Accommodations, Time Tables, &c,
will be cheerfully given by applying to
j.. A. BEAN, Gen'l Eastern Agent,
306 Washington St., Boston, Mass
and 3l7 Broadway, New York.
JAMES r. WOOD, Gen. Pass. Agt, Chicago.
L. j. POTTER, Gen. Manager, Chicago
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
Speaking "by the Card"

c. II. Wood, Esq, of the C. &. T. Ry.,
Port Huron, Mich, favors our cores
pendent with the following After suffer-
ing for nearly year with rheumatism, re-
ceiving treatment from most of the best
physicians of Michigan and the West,
happened to try a bottle of st. Jacobs Oil.
Upon the first application l used fully half
a bottle, and its effect was almost instan-
taneous. Immediately dropped all other
treatment, and confined myself to its use
alone. After the use Of three bottles, in
stead of being driven to my business, or
moving about on crutches, walked from
,one to three miles daily about business,
and have been free from this horrible dis
ease for over year, not having the slight
est twinge of it. Hence, say that all
medicines known to me are useless when
compared with the Old German Remedy
Use this statement when and where it
suits Quincy (IU.,) Daily Herald.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
A Lucky PIOWman.

a man plowing in Schuylkil county q
few days ago turned up silver dollar near
the roots of an old stump, and on making
an examination discovered five others, to-
gether with number of arrow heads near
the same place. 1t is asserted that the
possessor of the money had been tied to the
tree by Indians and shot 10 death with
the arrows. When his body and clothing
decayed the money that he had in his poclS-
ct and the arrow heads in his body slipped
down the tree and fell among the ROOTS
The romantic story, however, is due to the
results of a vivid imagination rather than
TO any known facts connected with the
circumstance.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
A Terrlhlo Storm in Kansas.

st. LOUIS, June 11.-Addtiopal partic-
ulars Of tho tornado in Kansas night be-
fore last state that the storm extended into
Lyons county, and did great damage to
crops buildings, fences, &c, all over that
part Of the country.
The town of Americus, near Empo ia,
is almost entirely destroyed, every building
in it being more or less damaged. The
United Presbyterian Church was literally
torn to pieces and the Methodist church
was blown from its foundation and almost
totally destroyed. Several houses in EN-
pora were blown down and fences and
other property seriously injured. The
north and east additions to the State Nor
NAL School were unroofed and the walls
partly tern down. The wheat, just ready
for harvest, and other crops everywhere in
the track of the storm were either blown
away or beaten into the ground by the
hail, immense quantity of which fell dur
ing the storm.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21

ST.. PAUL, Mimi, June 13.-The storm
on Saturday night extended over nearly all
of Minnesota and was accompanied by
much lightning and heavy wind. All rail
roads were more or less affected, and tele-
graphic communication was interrupted on
all lines. Communication has not yet been
restored. A special from Northfield says
that most ferocious wind storm, accom-
panied by perfect sheet of water, with
thunder and lightning, struck that place at
G O'Clock last night. In thirteen minutes
after that time two inches of water had
fallen, and the wind blew at the rate of
seventy-five miles an hour as near as
could be calculated. The streets in many
places are impossible by reason of fallen
trees, many of which are fourteen inches in
diameter. The steeple of the new Congre-
gational church, which was one hundred
aud nineteen feet high, was blown down,
aud the whole building backed six inches
out of plump. The wind blew the wind
mill belonging to the Chicago, Milwaukee
and St. Paul railroad into 100 pieces
threw the tank house, about two and
half feet out of plumb, and carried one
empty standing on the side track dis
tance OF twenty-five feet. Tho loss cannot
yet be accurately estimated, but it will
reach into thousands. 1t is believed that
the wheat crop is not far enough advanced
to suffer seriously from the storm. The
grain is doubtless prostrated in many
fields, but it is thought it will rise again.
1t is probable that the heavy rain will be
I'M urious to the wheat on the low lands.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chaffee, living in the town
Of Lara, were killed by the blowing down
of their house. The barn of d. j. Praber,
in the same town, was unroofed burying
his daughter in the ruins. She was taken
out in an unconscious condition, and the
injury may prove fatal.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21

RICHMOND, Va, June S.-Richard
Thompson, colored, was struck by light
ming and instantly killed this afternoon
The remarkable feature of the affair is that
there was no storm prevailing and only
very small clouds passing over the city at
the time from which only one flash of
lightning issued accompanied by moder-
ate report of thunder. The man was at
work on the river bank when struck by the
Lightning.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
Set Back az Years.

- was troubled for years with Kid
ney Complaint, Gravel, &C.; my blood
became thin; 1 was dull and inactive;
could hardly crawl about; was an old
worn out man all over could get moth
ing to help me, until / got Hop Bltters,
and now l am boy again. My blood
and kidneys are all right, and am as
active as man of 80, although L am ~,
andI have no doubt it will do as well for
Others Of my age. 1t is worth trial.
(Father.) Sunday Mercury. 25 2t
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
March 20, 1881.

ENSTATE NOTICE.-Notice Is hereby given,
IL that letters OF administration on the estate
of Rev. s. S. Richmond late of Torone township,
Perry County. Pa, deceased, have been granted
to the undersigned p. o. Address-Landisburg
Perry County. Pa.
All persons indebted to said estate are request.
ed to make immediate payment and those having
claims will present them duly authenticated for
settlement to
ALBERT L. RICHMOND,
CHAs. II. SMILEY, Atty. Administrator
May TO- 1881
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
TIRE INSURANCE.
To the Farmers aud Mechanics OF Perry County
We hereby call your attention to the claims Of

We hereby call your attention to the claims of
The Farmers and Mechanics Mutual Fire
Insurance Co., Of Perry County,
as Offering you good and safe insurance at Net
Cost.
This Company organized and chartered in
1872, has issued over liO0 policies aud has now
over Sl9OO,l0O OF property insured; has paid
losses since its organization 10 the amount OF
S2,162.24 has laid but one assessment, of 1%mlIs
on the dollar since its organization, netting the
Company the sum of Sl,2S35S, which. with the
premiums on policies Issued. has paid all its
current expenses and losses from fire. The rates
charged by the Company are but from 81 20 to
$500 per thousand dollars of valuation for five
years, and no charges for Survey and Policy. as
other Companies make. We claim that it offers
tothe Farmers and Mechanics of Perry county
advantages over all other Companies for the
following among other reasons;
1t Is home Company
It insures only in Perry county.
1t pays no large salaries to Officers.
1t pays no dividends to Stockholders
1t pays its losses promptly and honorably.
Ittnsures at lower rates than any Stock Com
pany can.
:, Itinsures no borough property, steam estab-
1t makes no assessments unless actually needed
to pay losses by fires
Its Officers are your neighbors whom you know
GEORGE HOoBAUGH, President
DIRECTORS
NICHOLAS HENCH, Saville township
j. W. CAN'T, Centre township.
JACOB DUN, Spring township.
BRYAN GIBNEY, Carroll township.
D. ID. COOPER, Tyrone township.
TREASURER.
HON. DAVID SHEIBLEY, Spring township.
Full Information sent upon application to
w. w. MCCLURE, Secretary,
23-0 GreenpaIk, Pa.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD PA. JUNE 81 1881

AMONG OUR
Summer Attractions
We are Displaying Splendid Line
OF Mems, Boys and Childrens'
Light Suits,
OF Mems and Boys Summer
Coats and Pants,
OF Mems and Boys White, Fancy
and Mixed Straw Hats,
OfMen's and Boys low Walking
Shoes and light weight Boots,
OF Mems White, Colored and
Fancy Shirts, Ties and Hosiery,
OF Ladies' and Children's Slip
pers and Walking Shoes,
OfLadies'and Children's Button,
Lace, Cloth and Leather Shoes,
OfLadies' Busters, Knit Shawls,
Parasols, Fans and Skirts,
OF Ladies' Ties, Collars, Hand
kerchiefs, Hosiery, ETC.,
OF Carpets in all grades and
styles,
OF Trunks and Valises, Buggy
Spreads, Counterpanes, etc.
Our immense trade compels
us to buy heavy, and therefore
we can show you more and bet
ter goods, and sell them for less
money than any other store in
the County.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
THE NEW PORT
New Clothing House!

It is not necessary to be rich to dress we'll style
makes the clothes. and clothes makes theinan, at
least they give good lift In that direction.
Our yies IN ready made CLOTHING for men
and boys, is our pride. Theyare equal to Custom
Work.
Now, all we would ask of you Is to come and
examine our stock, which comprises all grades OF
Clothing, from the cheapest to the best.
We give you few of our sample prices
Our Hard Twisted Mems Suits Coat, Pants and
Vest for 500 Our $3.50 Light COlOred Cassi.
mere Suits: all wool, for slO. sl0 Dark, all wool,
Cashmere Snlts.
We defy TO be undersold on these suits. They
are the best sold for the money In America.
$3.50 all wool Fine Suits; sl5 Fine Worsted Suit;
s2n Fine Black Cloth Suits S22. Fine
Black Cloth Suits.
The goods are, In style and workmanship equal
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-06-21
Our Boys and Children's CIothins

We have them in all sizes, from three years up,
and sell them as low as the lowest. Our $3.50
Child's Suit is beautiful mixed light color. Our
$3.50 Chevlot Suit Is a splendid thing our s., all
wool, Chld's Suit Is nice and splendid. Those are
the best makes of New York Clothing, stylish cut
and durable made.
Our Custom Department Is filled with English,
French, Scotch and American Worsted and Cassi-
mere Suitings which we will made to order at
Low Price, and guarantee a perfect fit.
SUITS TO ORDER FOR EIGHTEEN DOLLARS
This is a splendid all wool dark mixed Cashmere
Suit
For 800 we have ten styles Of Cashmere and
Chevot Suitings. our s22 Scotch Cheviot Suit is
the best thing ever sold for the money
Our line Of Gents Furnishing Goods is com
plete In every respect Shirts, Collars Neck Ties.
Silk Handkerchiefs, Trunks and Vallses.
HATS and CAPS. We keep the very latest
styles of NObby Hats. A full line OF Hats for
men, boys and children, which we will sell at
Low Prices
Now, We would say we buy all our Goods from
first hands for Cash, and manufacture all our
better class of ready made clothing, which ena-
bles us to undersell all opposition That means
we sell you better made suit for less money.
Money refunded on all goods not found as rep
resented. Please call, whether you wish to
purchase or not VIII be pleased to see YOU
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1881-05-06

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Democratic messenger., 1881-10-22
NOTICE TO FARMERS.
CKINCOTEAgU2
FISH, MANURE! !

The analysis of fish proves it to he one OF
the best materials for making manure that
is known. 1t being composed of a large
amount of Amonia, Phospk oric Acid aud 4,
portion of Poiash-lhe three essential in
gradients that furnish the food Tor plants or
crops.
In the manufacture OF the Chncoteague
Fish Manure Potash aud Murate OF Soda
are added to the fish scrap in such propor-
tions as to make it a complete aud strong
manure without any adultera:ious Of worth
less material.
All persons in quest of n good fertilizer
are invited TO try the ChiucoieagGe Fish
Manure, manufactured by
WM. II. LINGO,
Chincoteague, Va.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-22
DAVIS FOR VIcE-PRrsIDENr.-rhe

DAVIS FOR VICE-PREsIDENT.-rhe
very highest point of partizanship was
reached in the United States Senate on
Thursday last, when, by the vote of
Judge Davis himself, Mr.. Bayard was
voted out of the chair of President OF
the Senate and Judge David Davis elec-
ted in his place. Judge Davis has al
ways occupied the position of Indepen-
dent, but the Republicans offered him
the tempting bait of the Presidency of
the Senate, and it was too much for
him. He fell into their hands, helped
to perfect the iniquity, and will here
after no doubt be a full pledged Re-
publican; he is trimming his sails for
reelection. Who would have supposed
Judge Davis capable of such small
thingse
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-22

persons violating the provisions of the
Act shall be liable to indictment by the
Grand jury of the county where the Of
fence is committed, and shall upon con-
viction before ony Judge of any OF the
Circuit Courts of this State, be fined
SUN not less than fifty dollars nor more
than one hundred dollars for each aud
every offence one half the fine shall be
paid to the informer, the other half TO
the County Commissioners, for the use
of public roads.
CHRISTOPHER C. LLOYD,
Oct. S-lf Sheriff of Worcester County.
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-22
The Maryland Steamboat Go.
For Baltimore, Wa Salisbury
and the Wicomico RiUer
Landings.

STEAMER "KENT," Capt r. V. Phillips,
will leave Salisbury every Monday, Wed
nesday and FRIDAY at 5 Is p H., arriving
in Baltimore at O'Clock the following
mornings.
Returning leave Baltimore from Pier 3
Light street wharf every Tuesday, Thursday
and Saturday at p. NJ, arriving in S,lis-
bury AT A. NJ. the following mornings.
Freight taken at low ties for all stations
on the Wicomico l. Pocomoke Rail Road,
Eastern Shore Rail Road and Fraukford
and Worctste Rail Road.
RATES OF FARE
First class passage. 90
Round trip good for 90 dAys...............3 so
Second class passage so
Round trip good for 60 days...............2 so
Meals and State Rooms extra. Free berths
OF board
For further Information apply TO r. D.
Eileg ood, ageat a 5 lisi uiy. or address
iloWARu 3 EySiGS pr,sl
No. 95 Light Street,
July 30 3m Baltimore
Democratic messenger., 1881-10-22
Election Notice.

NOTICE is hereby given to the Judges
~ of Election and to the voters OF Wor-
cester County. that an election will be
held in tie several Election Districts Of
Worcester County, at the usual places
of holding elections. on
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9Th. 1881,
(being the frst Tuesday sitter the 6rst
Monday at the uaual places of votiu q
in the several Election Districts of Wor-
ccster county, as follows:
la the lst District at Pocc moke City.
In the 2od District, at Snow Hin.
In the 3rd District at Berlin.
In the 4th District, at New Ark.
In the 5th District, at Bishopville.
10 the 9th District, at the house Of
Loreuzo d Shockley.
ln the 9TH District, at Bounds.
In the Sth District, at Stockton.