Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-01-18

NUMBER Y.
As a food and as a medicine nothing in
medicine can compare with Malt Bitters.
II is reported that colored barber goes
to Congress from the First Arkansas dis
trict. IL was a close shave.
Much distress and sickness attributed to
dyspepsia and chronic diarrh9a is occasion
ed by humor in the stomach. Hoods Sarsa-
parilla is the remedy.
Patriotism IL glorious thing In its way,
but we observe there are always the most
candidates for the Office that has the best
pay.
When you want PearliRe, be sure you
get what you ask for. The market Is full
Of limitations. The genuine is manufac-
tured only by james Pyle. New York.
His smile was so broad that you could
see IL when his back was turned. II was
about as deep as it was broad, and another
fellow paid for 1t.
CHAs. G.. FRARY, OF Adrian, Mich, says
To my complete surprise. obtained good
nights rest, the first night wore an only
Lung Pad" have suffered from Asthma
for years.-.See .fdc.
\ girl who Is n mind 10 set herself about
II can learn the handkerchief Irritation In
six weeks, and be able 10 understand sig
nails from loafer in second-story win
dow.
HAVE WIsr.R's BALsAM OF WILD CHER
RY always at hand. IL cures coughs, colds,
bronchitis. whoopIng cough, Group, lnhu-
enzs, consumption. and all throat and
lung complaints. 30 cts. and 81 bottle.
When Chinaman presents himself for
enlistment into the regular army, they pull
one OF his teeth 10 see II he Is brave fel-
low. Once In a while they find one who
can grin over II.
ANSWER TIHs-Did you ever know any
person 10 be III, without inactIon OF the
stomach, liver or kidneys, or did you ever
know or hear OF any case OF the kind that
Hop Bitters would not cure? Ask your
neighbor this same question. Times.
'Oh. for a thousand tongues" she sang
la the church choir. Two hours after
ward one tongue was found sufficient 10
scandalize four ilfths Of the women in
three counties.
ID. r. V. 6 cured me OF the worst kind
OF eruption OF the skin. blotches like boils
from head to foot. d. X. V. g. think the
best blood purifyer in the world.
John G. Blodgett, Baker, Syracuse,N. !.
Guaranteed by all druggists.
Philadelphia possesses the champion
modest young lady. The Chronicle has
discovered that when she hangs out stock
ings on the clothcS-line. she puts wells
over them.
Dr. c. w. Bensou's Celery and Chamo-
mile Pills are prepared expressly TO cure
sick headache, nervous headache, dyspep-
tic headache, neuralgia and nervousness,
and will cure any case. Price, 80 cents,
postage free. Parsons, Bangs Co.. Port
land, General Agents.
That was an an observing fellow, If he
was hut six years old, who said. Papa,
wish you'd quarantine against Tom Jones
coming here every night 10 see Jennie.
It's got TO be too epidemic" "
THEY HAVE NEVER FMLED!-l have
been sick more or less for the last ten
years, which has cost me many dollars In
doctors and druggists bills. The last two
years IL only cost me three dollars. Why
Because used Sulphur Bitters instead OF
employing doctors. They cured me OF
JaundIce.-J. j. Boyd, HobokeR.
The ruralist who planted an orchard OF
plum trees. because he heard that plumbers
always got rich, says everything Is a de.
lusion and snare, and he wouldn't take n
gold dollar for over ninety cents.
ISyAIips SHOULD NOT FAIL 20 use the
famous blood Alternative, spring tonic and
nerve restorative, known as Wyomoke.
Eminent physicians In all schools OF medi-
cine recommend this nerve invigorator a.
a positive nerve specific In all nervous dis
eases. heart affections. broker-down con-
stitution, etc. Price only ~ 90. 81. 20 and
SO co. Sold by all druggists. Letters
from gentlemen and ladies' in the highest
walks OF social and public life, who have
been benefited by using this remedy, sent
on application. Copies are with each bot
tie or Wyomoke.
A Georgia young man asked his sweet
heart whether she had ever read Romeo
and Juliet" She replied that she had read
Romeo but did not think that she had ever
read Juliet.
DoS'r TRUST THEM When you feel
badly, and have pains here aud there in
III your body that you don't know how TO
account for, II Is the most foolish policy In
the world to take the advice OF people who
say: Oh there's nothing the matter with
YOU Let yourself alone and you will comr
out all right" These folks know nothing
about 1t, and NAV be tririing with your life
You may have Kidney or Liver trouble.
Send right out TO your druggist and get a
bottle OF DR.. David Kennedy's "Favorite
Remedy" and then you ,rfll be all right, or
write to the Doctor AZ Rondout, y. Y.
If 1T qce1'e possible
TO get the testimony of the multitude WHO
have used HOOPS SARsAPARII.lA for lie
bility, languor. lassitude, and that general
feeling OF stupidity, WEAKNESS and exhauS'
ton which every one feels during this season
we should be able to present 10 our readers
such an overwhelming mass Of commend
atory messages. that the few who lave nd
tried IL would do 80 n once. II is positive
far, and has heen 81 efectualiy demon