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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-06-02

Following are the latest quota
lions Of flour, grain, wool, etc, in the
san Francisco market
FLOUR SuparGne, $3.50 q IS;
Bakers Extra, S4.75 "a 90; Family Elk.
tras, So. l21i WsllsWalls, extra, 81 .25 @
81 5OS Dbl.
WIFE AT-No. l, sI.4O q L425z; No.
2, SI.35 a 1871; p cti.
Coast and 65c. a Soc. for Bay; Brewing,
81 q $l.25 p cwt.
OATS-Quotable at sI.3O @ $l.oOT
ell. for Feed
CORN-Quotable at s1.059 Sl.lO for
Large Yellow; SI.05 a SIZE for Small,
and SI.30 q 81 35 for White, y ctl.
HIDRS-Dry Hides, usual selections,
Flint, Is a 1916; Dry Kips, Is a l64ci
Green Sailed, heavy steers, over 55lbs.
1Olc; do, under 55 lbR, I0c; Kips, l0c
Cslf-skins, 10 @ 12c.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-06-02
Quecr.

Baltimore. Jesse Little, resident
OF Jefferson, this county. in rather desti-
tate Circumstances for some time past,
died Monday, aged SO Policies on his
life TO the amount Of S63 600 are said to
have been Dken lately in different COM
psnies by various persons.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-06-02

Rheumatism, Kidney Disease, Scisties, Lame
Back, Nervousness, Paralysis. Dyspepsia &c. |.
SICKNESS AND DISEASE CURED WITHOUT
MEDICINES.
Our Electric Appliances are the only In the
world which are constructed 50 as 70 give their
KHrIRK coEcESTRATED CURRKET DIREeILY TO THR
NERVE AND MUSCULAR CENTRES, and ths Nervous
and other diseases % common in this high altt-
tude ne matter how chronic, must succumb.
NERVOUS DEBILITY,
which no medicine In the world can overcome,
is positively permanently, cured By oar Gal
vanic Appliances. Lost Manhood, tho worst
case Of Seminal Weakness, Exhaustion, In
potency, and all diseases and weakness Of the
Urino-ienital Organs Is speedily cured BY our
appliances When all other remedies fail, Middle
aged men often lack vigor, while old men believe
II to be the natural progress Of aga and decay.
To one and all we can say that nature merely
wants q natural aid, which our special ap-
pliances give without drugging the stomach.
| We warrant a cure In every case short OF
structural degeneration. Could we give the
names Of those cured, We would Ill volume
| SpeciaI illustrated pamphlet sent IN sealed
| envelope on receipt OF three ceRks. Consul
tation, by mEii OF at their private parlors
1 tree.
AMERICAN GALVANIO Co.,
IL $50 Lanmer Street Denver, Cole
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-06-02
Somebody Cinched.

Boston, 51.-A check dated May 3lst,
for 81, 640, on the Merchants National
Bank of this city, given by Franklin K
Phillips to the order OF. E. Burt Phil
lips, and intended to be deposited in the
bank to-day, was discovered tonight in
the hands Of professional faro player,
ana the officers have informed the proper
owner of the check that the parties
wrongfully holding it left tonight fol
New York with the intention ofnegotia
ting it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-06-02
RumOr Exploded.

Chicago, 81 The Times mentions an
absurd rumJr when Is exploded to-day,
that Gould and Hopkins of the Wabash,
would be here at the meetings OF the
Rock Island and Northwestern Railroads
tomorrow and Thursday, prepared to
capture them. The fact appears to be
that Gould now owns less stock in the
road than form erly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-06-02
PRODUCE MARKET.

Following are the ruling whole
sale buying prices in Salt. Lake
CifV--
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-06-02

TELEGRAPHIC
MandiamnA Denied

San Francisco, 1.-The Supreme Court
has denied the application Of John a.
Burke for a visit of mandamus 10 compel
the assessor to asssls certificates OF stock.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-06-02
PERUVIAN
BIT''TERS
(cLNcH0NA RUBR4)

The CoUSr CINCHoN was the
SPANISH VICERoY in 1880. The
COUNTESS his wife. was prostrstod
by AZ intermittent lever. from which
she was freed by the use of the native
remedy, the PERUVIAN BARK. or, as
i, was called in the language of the
cnisn,ry, .'Qninquins +" Grateful for
her racnvery, on her return n Europe
IN 1852, she introduced tre remedy
~ Spain, where it was.knoWn RBder
yarl,.us names, until sLinp9aS called
it CINCHoNA, in honor OF the lady
VIII. had brought them that WHICH
WAS MORE PRECIOUS THAN THE GOLD
OF THE IECAs To this day, after
a lapse of two huDdred and fifty years.
science has given Us nothing to-tske
it's place. 1t efectually cures A MoR-
BID APPETITE FOB STIMULATES by
restoring the natural tone Of the
stomach. Il attacks excessive love of
liquor "a it does fever, and destroys
both alike. The poReriul tonic virtue
OF the UINcHoNA is preserved 10 the
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18

DE. O.. 4. JONES, SURGEON g
~ DENTIST, having perma3eaYy WTrrYS
located in HigginsvIlle, solicits me 01I1EE
patronage Of the people OF that vicinity. AH
work warranted. Oficc in tie Asbnry-Catron
bank building, up stairs. HisSinsyiiier Mo
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
LETTER FROM WATERLOO.
wArr.Ioo. Mo-. June 4. lss

WATERLoo, Mo-, June 4. 1881.
EprroR INrELLIaENcER:-Elde West snd MS
1ither. the former Of kentucky, and the istef
Or ohio. psiG their kinsman, Mr.. j. x. Gray.
ahart Vtsit this week. They both seemed to like
Lafayette soil and the general appearance Oh
tninpi In this county, and regretted very m"cn
nat they haA not more time 70 spend among us.
NJ. Jas. K. Gray, formerly Of Ohio. mas come
amsng N, bailt . very snug and comfoftaDie
dvelline, and has all the essential elements IN
His naks up Of . good citizen. He came out
lase rear, built his house and returned 70 ONO.
Many Of his cid acquaintance questioned MIN
slosdy - to the people Of Missourii their gen.
srsl behavior. &c. Mr.. Gray says when No eoio
fben that he was never among . more civil ana
Law abiding people, not even In Ohio, they were
atlsrly unprepared to believe 1t. Ana II 10
through such new corners - Mr.. Gray tnsl
Athsrs are induced to come and see for tnem-
solves. Mr.. Frank Gray, brother to Tx. Gray
s.a Nh. Hoover, his sister, and Miss Florence
Hoover, all Of Ohio. arrived on yesterday eve
5 ninsss east bound train ON . visit to Mr.. J.h
cray and family. In An; interview with Mf.
Gray / found him an intelligent and anaoie
eeaNsman; q substantial farmer, in full symps-
thy with the agriculturists. His purpose In
canning to our county is to settle here hhs car
vurchsse such lands n he desires for . STOCK
farm. This is also Mrs. Ho overs intention' =,
I learned from Mr.. Gray. We hope they VIII
both be suited and settle in old Clay. We ex'
Meet him 70 make . good report to hls friends IL
Ohio on his return Of both people ana country
cut here. All quiet on the lake. j.. a. T..
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18

The Vallejo. CAL, Chronicle OF May
Is, In speaking OF the preparations Oh
the Rodgers. said:-"As the time ap-
proachss for the completion Of the hod-
1ars, alterations and her departure, all
the interest in the navy yard is centereo
On her, until everything else is practi-
Cally ignored. Painters are at work ON
The cabin. The water tanks were taken
down to the wharf yesterday, and
hoisted on board to-day. Three more
.tresks of two-inch sheathing are being
put on, and q spare rudder Is being made
for her. About one hundred tons OF coal
were put on board the ship yesterday.
mud loading will be continued until SSo
soas are stored, twenty laborers in the
component department being engaged
IN the work. Tho coal is all screened
before going aboard. The new boats
were finished at noon to-day. A schoon-
Or load OF Arctic supplies arrived at the
yard this morning. Tomorrow an
eastern crew for the relief steamer will
STRIVE, together with . consignment Of
canned goods"
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
THE MISSOURI HISTORICAL COMPANY sss,

IhE llNVUkl HLNIvklGAL WMfANI pose
to publish . History of this County. Provided
they meet with sufssient announcement TO I'M N.
A History Of Missouri. in 3 condensed form.
rev words a. possible facts in regard to our
state that should be known TO every citizen.
An Abstract Of the Laws OF Missouri. in sim
legal and business fcrns for deeds, mortgages.
notes. orders; reSeiIts. articles OF agreement cent
piled by the best attorneys Of the State.
4 History Of the County will be compiled by
competent writer's, who will obtain facts from
the best and most authentic sources, and will
e s%S,ss: al: a1 ' 4:i,s Sits' si. a : ~ Z. g county %nts IL i {
will contain the county's earliest settlements,
Its pioneers, its Improvements, etc., and every
detail necs.sa.y to make it of interest and value
4 History Of the Cities. Towns and Villages.
with . sketch Of their business and industries,
s %i9h siox sspGGe:i I sfssenss 81 ssi the old Settlers aieis
and those identified with the interests Of the
The War History Of the county will be written
fairly and impartislly, from o non-partisan
standpoint. and win contain, without coloring
or distortion, all the facts necessary to give q
| department will also contain, ~ far as posi-.
| Bile, the names of all the soldiers who enlisted
l from this county In either army during the civil
| war, together with . record OF their services.
The County's. Natural History, including 9
chapter devoted TO- its geological and physical
features, its natural resources, etc, which Will
be . complete resume Of all known or to bt
learned from q careful survey Of the county.
Portraits of early settlers and prominent mer
Of the county.
General and Local Statistics. of great interes
and value, including the census OF 1880. Valu'
able miscellaneous matter, etc.
The work will be in royal octave form, SUB
stantially and elegantly bound in half morocco
spring back. printed on fine tinted paper. an
get up in the most attractive and durable style
win contain from 100 to 800 pages, and will b
completed and ready for delivery during tn
coming summer or fall. The publishers inten!
It to be Of such value and interest that they vii
have the almost unanimous support of the Cit
zens of the county. In this immense undertak
ing they hope to furnish o work worthy Of tn
county whose history it shall record. and on
upon which posterity will look as q most valu
able heirloom. Very Respectfully,
nNAV16ml
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18

JAMES pEDDICORD, dealer in Dry Goods,
j Notions, Clothing, Gents Furnishing Goods.
Boots, Shoes, Hats Az! Caps. A large stoes 10
select from, and lowest prices guaranteed on
everything. slo-no'
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
NOTICE!!
TO THE PUBLIC!

r WILL keep constantly on hand a competent
i line of GROCERIES,, consisting of the very
hest Rio COlces and Sugars; also, the best Gun-
power, Imperial and Japan Teas; Pepper,
Allspice, Soaps, Concentrated Lye, Matches,
Mace, Nutmegs and Cloves. | also keep Il g0od
egar; the very best brands of ToDaccos, cigars,
'owdcrS Shot and Caps, and. in line, eVerythlhs
generally kept in a first-class grocery store,
together with Il good line OF Boots ana Sr'.S'
consisting OF Pillow Shoes, Men and Boys -,
coarse and fine; Ladies' Shoes, coarse ana NJ;
Misses and Children's Shoes, all styles, 4 II
believe l can say l have the largest STOCK OF
OueensWare in hiayView, OF the best white
granite ware, and the most complete line OF
Glassware in town; Lamps OF all sizes, Lamp
Burners. Lamp Chimneys, Lamp VICES, W;
Il complete line OF earihen ware, consisting Oh
Milk Crooks, Jars, Churns and Jugs, from QUE
gallon to eight, and 4 good line OF POCKET ana
Table Cutlery, and n great many otner altlctes
too tedious to mention, all oil which l invite the
public, after thanking them Kindly Tor the very
liberal patronage gwen me in the past, TO call IN
the future. Nol aiming this rs Il cut or thrust at
| NV brother merchants, l do not say that l VIII
sell cheaper, below cost or give my S"ous away
but having seven years experience IN me traae;
and knowing how and when 10 huS, Deile'e i
can give US low prices and good goods as any
| other merchant in Mayview or elsewhere, ana
| make Il small profit, and give you satisfaction.
| 1 expect to sell my goods mainly LOT cash VI
country produce that | can convert INTO Cash.
consequently / Will not be driven to the necrs,
| sity of making you pay for goods sofa ON crea'
and lost. | VIII take in exchange ior goHis'
| bacon, dried fruits, dry or green hides, pciis'
| tuilow, pecswaX, chickens, ducks, geese, tur'
KEYS, cggs, butter, feathers, &c, ana IN iac
everything that l can convert INTO money II
Kansas Civ or ST. LOUIS. Hoping to receive
rnsn,cttuIv. 1. w. WHiToEIT.
inneie-if Mayview. Mo.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
TEACHERS WANTED.

IfSI0OD CIeTk.
By Z. B. DANIEL, d. c.. m2lt5
Ryland& & Ryland and A. F. Alexander,
attorneys fer plaintl6.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
TIE TWELFTH JURYNAN.

: The following judicial anecdote from
The Louisville Courier-Journal is good.
s.In one of the western states . case was
tired, and at It's termination the Judge
charged the jury, and they retired for
consultation. Hour after hour passed,
and no verdict was brought in.
The judges dinner hour arrived. and
he became hungry and impatient. Up
ON lnquiring he learned that one obsti-
nate juryman WAS holding cut against
eleven.
That he could not stand, and he Or
Aered the twelve men to be brought be-
1ers him.
He told them that, l his charge to
them. he had so plainly stated the case
and the law that the verdict ought to be
unanimous. and the man who permitted
his individual opinion to weigh against
the Judgment of eleven men of wis.,
dom was unfit and disqualified ever
again to act in the capacity OF juryman
At THE end of this excited harangue
little squeaky voice came from one o
the jurymen...He said: Judge, will you
honor allow me to say a werdp"
Permission being given, he added
May it please your honor,I am the onl.
man on your slde.'"
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18

In the Probate Court of Lafayette county
May term-10th day-May 10. 1881.
Richard D. Cauthorn, administrator of the
estate Of John v. Webb 4 Co., deceased.
NOV at this day comes Richard D. Cauthorn,
IN administrator Of the estate of John v. Webb
& Co., deceased. and presents his petition,
praying for an order for the sale of 80 much of
the real estate of said deceased, as will
pay and satisfy the remaining debts due by said
estate, and yet unpaid for want Of sufficient
assets. accompanied by the accounts, lists and
inventories required BY law IN such cases.; on
sons interested in said estate be notified that
application as aforesaid has been made. and
that uRless the contrary be shown on or before
the frat day Of the next term of this court, to
be held on the second Monday in August, 1881
an order will be made for the sale of the whole,
or 80 much OF the real estate of said de-
ceased as will be sufficient for the payment
of said debts.
And it is further ordered that this notice be
published in the Lexington Weekly Intelligen
cer, snewspaPer published in the said county
of Lafayette, for four weeks successfully be-
fore the commencement of the next term OF thls
court. A true copy: Attest.
JAMES B. HORD,
m2lt6 Judge of Probate Court.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
ORDER OF PUBLICATION.

In the Probate Court of Lafayette county, May
term-l0th day-Msy 10. 1881.
JOSIAH Mann, administrator of the estate Of
James j. Mitchell, deceased.
NOW at this day comes J0siash Mann. admin
~ istrator Of the estate OF James j. Mitchell.
deceased, and presents his petition, praying
for an order for the sale of SO much of the real
estate OF said deceased as will pay and satisfy
the remaining debts due BY said estate. and yet
unpaid for want of sufficient assets, accom-
panied by the accounts, lists and inventories re-
quired by law in such cases; on examination
whereof, it is ordered that all persons interested
in said estate be notified that application as
Aforesaid has heen made, and that unless the
contrary be shown on or before the first day OF
the next term Of this court, to be held on the
second Monday in August, 1881. an order will
be made for the sale of the whole, OF 50 much Of
cient for the payment Of said debts.
And 1t I. further ordered that this notice b
published In the Lexington Weekly Intelligent
Ger, q newspaper published IN the said county
Of Lafayette, for four week successfully, tn
last insertion to be at least four weeks befor'
the commencement of the next term Of thi
court. A true copy. Attest.
JAMES B. HORD.
m2lt6 Judge Of Probate Court.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
. NEGRO TEMPERANCE ORATOR IN
NORTH CAROLINA.
IReidvills NC. Times.

Rev. John s. Price, as black as tar,
spoke here last week on prohibition,
whites and blacks crowded the court
He is q fine declaimer his lang
uage smooth, emotional and musical
and temperance his theme-a good, old
fashioned temperance that captivated
the courthouse. Some of the first men
present pronounced HIM splendid. One
said his speech was unanswerabls, but
1t was simply a defamation to arouse
mourners, with very little hard fact and
oommonsense reason addressed to the
minds. We thought this, though, that
could the yankees only look in there
and see that crowd of many of the q.
nest white men sitting attsntivelY and
respectfully and applauding with gener-
ems zest every manly sentiment tina,
fell from that negroes lips, they might
we'll blush for shame at how they Sian
der the people Of the south.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18

II sou want n Vibrator. bly our Black Hawk.
tEy2 Eec2r,e it is the latest improved machine
ne q fs-ts OF Viirators, Agitators, Oscillators, etc,
now IN Use. Lighter trait and more durable, its
motion is reciprocal. consequently. Will not shake
IL pieces. Thoroughiy tested. Beats them all IN
FLAX and other kinds Of grain. 1t Is simplicity
LIE l,lrfir in liz nurn lnuUfh.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
FAST BUILDING.

The rapidly with which buildinge
are erected is q constant wonder.
"Thkt house," said IN observing gen.
tleman, twas only begun three weeks
ago, aud now they are putting in the
lights" eyes," was the answer. Gin
three weeks mere they will put IN
the livers."
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
EXECUTORS NOTICE.

ETTERS testamentary on the estate of Eliza
II beth Graves, deceased, were granted to
the undersigned on the 10th day of May, 1881,
by the Probate court of Lafayette county, Mis-
souri,.
All persons having claims against said estate
are required to exhibit them to me for allowances
within one year after the date OF this notice, OF
they may be precluded from any benefit of such
estate; and il such claims be not exhibited with
in two years they will be forever barred.
WILLIAM NJ. n. GREEN,
m2lt5 Executor.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
THE HORSE POWER OF THE WORLD.

II ba, been estimated thai. In 1879. on
the 10000 miles of railroad. there were
at work 1O5, 600 locomotives. OF an ag.
gregate OF 80. OO0. 900 horse power, while
the total number Of engines amounted
to 46. OOO, 900 horse power. Taking the
nominal horse power ct An effective
fierce equal to that Of three horses, and
the work of . horse - equal to that Of
seven men. it will be seen that the
steam engines represent the foroe o.
nearly 1000. 900 600 men. which Is more
than double the amount Of workers or
the face of tho globe. The steam en-
CINE, which Is fed by coal, has, there.
fore. tripled the productive power o
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
HALF SHUT.
(Frsm the Paris Figaro.l

[Frsm the Paris Figaro.l
A little miss has a grandfather who
has taught her to open and shut his
crush hat. The other day, however,
he came with an ordinary silk one.
Suddenly he ices the child coming
with the uew stove-pipe wrihkled
like an accordion. "0h, grand-fath-
err" she says, "this one Is very hard.
I've had to sit Oh it, but l can't get it
more than half Shut
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18

iQne1lt3
MAYHEM. La
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18

STATE OF MISSOURI,
COUNTY OF LAFAYETTE.
In the ssrS clr sss, Co Court G,, Of said LID, co., county, u, April
Robert Eta Tsy iss,' a ain nhynaRf or i the 1851
estate OF Horace j. Perrin, de-
ceaseded, plaintiff,
Lewis R. Harrison, Joseph o. Le-
saeur, trustee. William r. Bard. lPetition.
savings, Bank. james r.: Brown
and William B Brown, defendants.
rNO Caroline E. Perrin and William F. Baird:
Il You are hereby notified that an action has
been commenced against you and said other
1s1enanasa q, Of I the esaas O Sf P&i oraes a. as P Pss an,
object and nature Of which is to i%oreciose a Ger
| tain deed OF trust, executed by Lewis r. Harri-
son and wife on the 18th day Of October, 1875.
Caroline E. Perrin the payment Of a CERTAIN
bond Tor six thousand dolIars &c. OO0) and inter-
eat thereon as therein mentioned. and praying ior
q decree to sell the lands conveyed in said deed
of trust which is of record in the recorders
onice Of Lafayette county, Missouri. in book ~,
west quarter; the north half Of the southwest
quarter; and the south half of the south half OF
the southwest quarter Of the northeast quarter
northeast quarter OF the southeast quarter; and
the east half of the northwest quarter OF the
northeast quarter Of section twenty-fonr CA.
all in township forty-nine (49, and range
twenty-five Gs5), situated in said Lafayette
county that It is alleged in said petition that
the SAID bond and deed OF trust were executed
for the benefit Of Horace J. Perrin, and that the
Lexington Savings Bank as subsequent iucum-
. brancer has paid the amount due and unpaid OF
said bond into court and asks that the land b,
. discharged from said trust.
] And that unless you be and appear at tn
next term OF SAID court. to be holden at tn
: courthouse. in the city Lexington. within tn
county OF Lafayette on the LIST day of August. A
D, 1881, and answer said petition on or befor
the 9Th day of said term, II the term shall 9
long continue, and II not, then before the en-
d Of the term, the same will be taken as cor
fessed, and judgment will be rendered again,
you as therein prayed.
And it is further ordered that a copy hereof |
published in the Lexington Weekly Intelligel
cer. Q newspaper published In said county
m Lafayette, tor four weeks successIvely, the la
~ insertion to be at least four weeks before t
commencement of the mex. term of said court
A true copy. Attest:
nv FRANK TRIGG, Clerk
y By T.. B. DANIEL d. C. m2lt
Ryland& & Ryland and A. F. Alexands
attorneys fer plaintiff.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
OONUNDRUH

"Maggie, dear, if 1 should attempt
to spell Cupid, why could l not get
hey ond the fret. syllable 2" Maggie
gave it up, whereupon William said
"Because when l come to C u, of
course 1 cannot 60 farther" Maggie
said she thought that Was the incest
conundrum she had ever heard.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
b TOOTH Il

from the 0RlVest0n ~"
"You look so happy that I suppose
YOU have been to the dentist and had
that aching tooth pulled" SAID q Gal
weston man to a friend with . swollen
law. cit amt that that makes me
look happy. The tooth aches worse
than ever, but I don't mind il" "How
is that ?" "Well, 1 feel SO jolly be.
cause I have beeu to the dentist aud
he was out" and the happy man cut
a pigeon.wing on the sidewalk.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-18
AMERICA.

1t is gratifying to every patriotic
American to notice that the products
of his country are moro than holding
their own in England. American
beauties, race-horses, oarsnen. pedes-
,rians, pigs, cattle, oysters, bread
stuffs, magazines and "notions" are
all the rage in the mother country,
and now the British lion roars bis
greeting to the Yankee mosquito.