Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1881-09-01
THE NEW GIRL.

"Now, Charlie, you'll be sure to re-
member"
"To remember whatY said Mr.. Mere
dith, with a hopeless expression of
insanity Oh his cOuutenancc. Kate
Meredith dropped both hands despair
ingly at her sides.
"Charles" she exclaimed, "you don't
mean to say that you have forgotten
alreadyp
"My DEAR" said Mr.. Meredith, fun
bling in the depths Of bis Overcoat
pocket for missing glove, 81 haven't
forgotten, but don't exactly remem.
bcr."
"Thc oysters" suggested his wife.
ooh, yes;" the oysters" said Mere
dith.
"And the two ounces Of double
zephyr"
Exactly"
"And the depot hack to be waiting
at two o'clock for your cousin from
Philadelphia"
Mr.. Meredith slapped his hands on
the table. "She is coming today. /
declare 70 roodnpssr he ciacnlotei
"And 4 dozen Ugyano oranges rnr
dessert and two hounds of white
grapes, and some of those delicious lit
lie Nanlps biscuit-oh. and LOT thrm
snnd I'm a oirl from 81 CI,i,y, y
"A.which
"a oirl Won ooosr I'm, core,r,
housework. Phplr wont Lomr tLis
morning with rocc.ocho and / c,n,t
he left alone with comnanv romin~
and ALL Mind she's a GOOD cooI; md
understands waiting pt iabIno
And Mr., Meredith rusIed off to
catch ihe q 3O cynrees with ;nIoidn,
gcopic confusion of 2enhvr wool Jcmo,
hacks. oyster, and servant moids On,
rccrinr ibroupI' his hrain wlIjch LoJcd
i'll for Mrs Mereditb's dnmeglic pIans
While ihni laJy claen;ma Lotl L""Js '"'I,
nynr hnr hoaG in ~ s"ri - IUo' ,,oo,in ,''''1' I
spair rushed dawn into Iha Eitrhen
where A very rooJ.lool,ino vopn@ mann
of two or tIrrn and fwe,iw v,3s ''',' "m
his knees in rront M Of = rar": ] trrimg %%1 G,, in
coax a most unwilling fire fo hmrn "
"Wnllp ~ said bn
"Tom" cried sho bysirric,lir ".,r
Won make n lobster salydga ways ''
"Liko 4 bookn said Tom
and co(rceyo
81 learned in Paris"
Good And can mako hr,,cr.
milk biscuit-ond bntwnan NJ ,yo c,r
rpt nm 4 decent Iumch for = yo,mS ,oJu
from PHILADELPHIA As for dime" ;
"Wellgp ocain ronnrreG tho ,or,,,
man with the soot.hosnonrIe1 no:o
"proyidence must nroTide " oirhod
the matron.
"There's an old cbinty-coIorod roo.,o,
in the BARNARD If I could co,cb hin,
I'd have n chicken stow" '''
"Tom. did Won ever mako , cbiokor
stew2" '''> ''1'
"No"
"Then Won don't know what vo,, oro
talkinp about" said tbo I.Jv wiih son,o ",o
asperity. ''''''
"Yes I do foo Onions ro,,,oo,
celery nrorl harley With /, ninoL of
salt-" '''''' W
"Nonsense" ipterruntcd Mr.. Mora
dith. "Do nick thot lobster ont oF its
shelI and leave off romancinr v Won
are n deal bettcr ot nootrv and ro,ro'
paper sketches than Won ara in tbc
t;toIor. tLonab w ho e,,,a ;, ,'';.t. - I''o
twinge of Conscience DcooInsss InowS @
what I shonld do with0nf vn1 imst oi
this particular emergency yor ioor oil
Iorlinn" 'N''' WV
Thr lohstor ,vos o,Iv ho,r ,iolodo,,.
Of thc sbcll tbc hntteymiIl, hisomit mHu ,U"s U"o
still nnmiyed and Wrs MoroG;t% S%'O ,,,itI' T@S
- nootot honIl,nrahinf tioI o~a.n, o~a " , tvil
mretfv hrown Loir was % d"atinn nUuI" uol mI
drowinc room whon thoro H u"1rl's nam,a ,;,' tne
ot the Goor hoIl Sbo iT nmt tIn I,u a tli,
bcaJ ont Of tho windop I IN 'T td poio"t Ueo
Goromonions nnonnn ,Nv,; W wv 'i,9v u.t, ~,
eGo dnmanMod i' in n h;rh oo,9nH,t W ~ nS llicie'
OF" nooa Hoe" n,no ,t,itS ~ 4" iiiSn ooiIidlIo
tortoJ won, won,an,a lin Ioino N'o S rg'e re- ie,
soroo r,o,oont m tho ,o,,, ,U,oe' nnu aC the
Sirhf nf ~oat vte yJ"a,s nini ii"Vion ItL caushC
%i9nl, oIno"o iit"o InoOu Dl"UH 1 loGvncl % DSg; d
i;"t Di''IM "li1uT" Ty ElosS' anu Slt'"l OIL inc
"It,stho now nir, u thon,. p.o,,,,o,a, -,
said Mrs Mcreditb No sbo ran ,1Iu, dow
stairs thankin1 Lonost 1''I Chnr,i" 1"n Ho", =,
her heort Cor his nmnwnooto ~ ""niU ''na',,,ti -
mdc ' $50 "'''N ie'''" oio''i
acomo inv soid .ho o,.,,. -,
door w;Jo 81 am % so 1I, nioa VotiillS tI,ot tno m
nvnctuai INV GOOD 7J airI '''%y 80 "" |lc q,
rIair,s IntaIIironsoo sUO" p,,snn,, si' ion o.
N" DON'T taIo off vonr H, tbi,,r, "uppose, ,., pose
to ~ ,o,,t,n uU ,NU D oil your tnlnss up mere;
,"o 'ot ',,o,i don' nU i 10 uo%h S'aisi you
i,;doha aa! 20 o'' 00ino ''ie''iy uo"h 10 tlle
% Sho rod ,ho ,vo,. 1o,. s,,,
Az s'lo ~" .;.i .i,o wy uo"n' io4io"eU ny
ono otho' uom Sms 1S mnoSo coulilglaiice pore
i"u,lel aIW, OGwiluuleu @ oAPresSph'
;..n,i,; " ii"1 10 9oo' i'liie' sue asked,
P"s1TIi@,ligly. ,05, @ ~, -, .
~ htlho' on' lIs harIla' re-
piiew '.,,ei, Unu o'lai'sei' ~, III coilluslon'
,,o.a.y,., m,hIii" WI, gilllcaily repeated MIS-,