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The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
Electrified Men

The stories told by African travell
ers OF the marvellous sights they have
witnessed do not dull the popular Gu
riosity. For each tourist in that land of
wonders is expected to 90 where no
one else has been, and tell something
that no one else has seen. The latest
traveller fulfills these expectations,
as tho following shows: Most people
are familiar with the 'spark'' which
may be produced under certain con-
dltions by stroking the fur Of IL cat.
travellers i'll Canada, and other cold
dry countries, have witnessed the still
more remarkable phenomenon of the
human body being turned into con.
ductor of electricity, and the posi-.
bllity OF lighting the gas by merely
placing one S tingcr-given the neces-
sary conditions of electricity excite
ment-ncar the gas jet, without any
| other agency. Mr.. \. W. Mitchison,
| the African traveller. who is engaged
III writing Il narl ative of his exploring
expeditions in Western Central Africa,
gives some Still more startling facts
| lie states that one evening, when
striking an African native, in q
lnoment Of anger. with coWhide
whip, he was :,stonished to see sparks
produced, and still more surprised to
find the natives themselves were quite
accustomed to the phenomenon. He
subsequently found that u very light
touch. repeated several times under
certain condition of bodily excite
mcnt. and in certain states of the ut.
mosDhcre would produce a succession
Of sparks from the bodies Of native
men, as well us native cattle.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
a Camp-mectinS Arccdotc.

All incident Of ca,np-meeting life
detailed hy clergyman on q Balti:
more steamboat. is thus rcpOrted
An old coNpl" had supplied them
selves with Il bottle of prnnyroyal oil
with which to keep off the mosquitoes.
Tbey cNtinyuShrd their light and re-
tired. forgetting the aniid"te. The
mosquitoes were Yer; bad. and after
standing it as long as they could. The
old lady got up and got Il wc]l-till ed
jnk-hottle instead of the oil. and gave
the old gentleman a thorough l,l,ri-
eating with the liquid. face. hands.
and feet: she then anojnted herself in
like manner. They again ;,ssaycd to
court the lrowsy god. but could only
get All occasional nap. Finally. the
old lady got up and struck {, light
Giving Il glance at the he'd sh" had
just left. she beh"ld. to her horror, Il
rniored person, as she supposed
stretched in the place of her spouse.
She quietly got the poker. and beat
the old fellow over the head he
fore before discovering her mistake.
Later OH in the uight. We found the
old couple on board the boat with us,
he with his head nearly as big aS a
bale Of hay. and she earring for him
with the greatest sOlicitude.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

TIE first census of the United states
was taken in 1870. The population was
1925. 3oS.
MEzzo-rt>To engraving was invent
cd by the celebrated soldier and Adj.
miral, Prince Rupert, in 1850.
ALTHOUGH the Chinese hal gun
powder many centuries before it was
known in Europe. they did Dot employ
it i'll war. hu; used ii only in fire
works.
TIE nearest approach to producing Il
genuine diamond by chemical prnccsS.
was Il slight powder which, under the
microScolle, showed The qualities Of
diamond dust.
TO MAKE mucilayc take eight and u
half fluid ounces of Il strong solution of
gu N arabic, add thirty grains nf
Sulp!latr of aluminium and dissolve in
tWo-tl,!E.lS of AL ounce Of water.
OvT Of the 46.3N7 boys who passed
through rrformatoricS aud industrial
schools up to the end Of 1870. no fewer
than 1865 from rcformaiicS and 3.2S5
from industrial schools and shi}s-tuta!
5:S50-went to sea.
IIlE leaning tower Of Pisa WAS |,;,ilt
in the twelfth century. 1t is 100 feet
high and leans thirteen feet from the
pcrpc,ldicnlar. The inclination WAS
caused by the settling of one side of the
foundation.
In the British house Of commons.
Mr.. Nnn6clia stated that infected cat.
tie had been found among American
cargoes landed since the year opened,
but there WAS no official information
OF the existence Of the foot and.
mouth disease in the United States.
THE thread for the glass cloth, now
made at Pittsburgh. is drawn out Of a
molten bar by means of a rapidly re-
vo}ving wheel at the rate Of 2, 600 yards
Il minute. The weaving is done on
looms. about the same as with silk.
The ccloriny is done with mineral:
when the glass is originally melted.
THERE: arc now jn the l'uitc,l States
t'91 blast furnaces. with 6,5N',nn0 tons
annual carncitv; $50 ro|linS-mjllS. with
1.MM.oM tons annual capacity.
including the .. l50,Gm tons of the rail
mills; il EtsSemer Stecl-WorkS. with
l.1NoO0 tons a'inlal capacity: and ! l..
$50 miscellaneous iron works.
THERE are nearly 1000 miles Of
railway open or in course Of rn,,Strnc-
ton il, til" Australian ruUni.s. Ihr
acreage under crop i, 4."tM>!NA'. The
Eumhcr Of sheep is nearly :n.M"l, ,Mh'--
very nearly twice the number Of sheep
III Great Britain: the number Of c;,ttl"
is Just under 7.hh'.MM and the n.,.n1ry
Of horses is S.2.'Nh'. The population is
little over 2thh'. 900.
The Egyptian o!elisk. now in New
York city. WAS originally So! up in
Ucliorolis. 1Iero,lotus speaks Of two
oh''llskS tome Of which is the New Y orlz
nnc)u Alexander. and Rawlinson fixes
the date Of their removal from
lEcliol"lis It. 1863 Is. e.. According to
that. their age is 3,o43 years. The
companion o(elis!& is in London. Eng
land.
IN Il field near Shccrness, England.
that has been in cultivation for ccntu-
rles. the foundations Of the convent for
seventy nuns. founded 1T Ministrr-in
s!'eppy in the year 60. have just been
discovered. The extensive buildings
were many times pillagcd and Destroy
cd by the Danes. and were finally re-
built in 1880. Objects Of interest in
good preservation have already been
brought to light.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
Wit and Wisdom.
SONG OF A HUNGRY ANGEL,

SONG OF A HUNGRY ANGEL
Pass the pork and beans, dear mother,
For I'm hungry as hog;
True hada pic mic dinner,
Sitting on IN ancient log
But Adolph was there, dear mother,
And l fain would have him think
am Fa, OF %t%Sa ethereal %ske"p, n't s"| u. .,.,
81 ] only ate morscl
OF dainty frosted cake
And 4 peanut and Il rasin-
Gave all solid grub the shake
Pile the provcnder around mt,
For FIN furnishing, by gum!
Amt this ham and beans delicious:
Oh, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
a stolen kiss has been described as
peaches and scream.
Disagreeable and impcrtinent-ruin
staring one in the face.
What is the best way for horses to
pull together! Why, for each one to try
to pull II part, of course.
He who llas,ritldcn in 4 country
bus knows how cream feels when it
is being ch,rned to butter.
What is the difference between
hill and pill! Ones hard to get up,
and the others hard to get down.
\ man who wants Il partner with
cash capital, says there is money in
his business. The trouble is to get it
out.
At seaside hotel-Gucst to waiter:
do YOU call that clean plate!'
y es. sir, that speck is only a piece
Of SOAP
\ lecturer says "Fullness under
the eye denotes language He has
probably been knocked down for some
thing he has said.
By nearly unanimous vote, the
woman of this country have decided
that the two best bands are husband
and Il band box.
They went fishing. She looked
lanyuidly 1T him and said, Il wish
the fish would bite 1T your hook; if
WAS a fish l would"
Mistress(horrifeU: :'Good gracious!
Bridget. have you been using one of
my stockings to strain coffee through!''
Bridget(apologetically): "Yiz. MUM
but sh,lre didn't take Il c(anc one. i.
''What have you been drinking or
eating!' exclaimed his wife as he re-
turned late ut night. "Liquor-iSh!!"
he responded, and then he winked at
himself III the dark and breathed
thin till she got asleep.
! II have no patience with man
who can't remember Il thing no long.
or than it's being told to him. cx-
claimed Jones, impatiently. ''Now, I
can carry thing in my mind q month.
| ii need be-
"Yonre lucky dog. JONES'" re-
marked Pendergast, quietly; lit ISL t
everybody that has SO mnch room in
his mind as you have, you know"
\ Galveston gentleman was pricing
| All old sofa ut III auctiOnroo!u.
''ThiS sofa once belonged to Lalittc:
1t is full of historical "reminiscences.
There is one now, pa. crawling
! mp the hack.' observed the gentle
mans little boy.
"rhat $ Il fact; it's alive with his
torical "reminiscences. said the gen.
tlcman. punching III the corner with
his cane. No sale.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
HOW GIN Il WOMAN TELL

He told me his love this morning,
With his dear hand clasping mine,
And he said: "God speed the dawnins
When, sweet, may call thee minc.'
But my fond heart questioned softly,
Though loving nim true aud WELL
viii his love outlast all changes:
Oh how can a woman tell?
When the years shall bring their trials,
And the cares and pains outweigh
The joys in the little household,
As clouds might obscure tho day,
Win the hand that has held mine fondly,
When maidcnly ills befel,
AS earnestly shield from sorrow?
Oh! how eau Il woman tell!
When the silvcry threads arc creeping
Through my trcsscs one bv one;
When lose MY youth and beauty,
As many il wife has done,
Will his heart be mine as truly
As when in the tlowcry dell
He gave Inc his trusted promise:
Oh how can Il woman tell u?
glance ut my sweetheart waiting,
His eyes they are clear and true:
will love him." my heart says gladly,
~ will trust him the wide world through
will bc to him joy and comfort,
will all other wives excel,
Twill keep him with loves sweet magic.
This much may woman tell.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
The Worlds Churches.

The size Of some of the largest
churhes in Europe is shown by their
seating capacities as follows: St. Peters
Church at Rome will hold $1,000 per-
sons; Milan Cathedral. 1000; st. Paul $
at Rome. 3200o; st. I'aul:s at London,
$4,000; st. Pctronio. at Bologna, -, 900;
Florence Cathedral. 24,30o; Antwerp
Cathedral. $4,000; St. Sophia $, Con-
Stantinop]e. $4,000: st. John LaterM,,
20 900; NotrG Dame. ut Paris, 10000;
Pisa Cathedral, $4,000; st. Stephen $
ut Vienna, II. iot); st. Dominic's. at
Bologna. 800; Cathedral of Vienna,
1l,om; st. Mark $. Venice, 1000; Sp,,r-
Gcon's Tabernacle, 1000. Very few
American churches have Il seating ca
pacity of over l.5uU.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
Profitable Conversation.

Th" tone Of good conversation is
flowing Or natural: ii is neither heavy
nor frivolous; it is learned witilp,lt
l"dantry. lively without noise. pol
ishe'( without cuuiyocation. II is
niethcr made up nf lectures nor r)i.
grams. Those who really converse.
reason without arguing. joke with
o';t punning, Skillt'l|ly unite wit and
reason. maxims and >,llirS. ingenious
ra'llcry and severe morality. They
speak of everything. in orter that
everyone may have som;!in~ to say
they do not investigate too closely. for
fear OF Wcarying: questions arc intro
duccd as if hy-thc-hy. and arc treated
with rapidity: precision leads to cIc-
g;:icc, each one giving Li: opinion.
and supporting it with few words.
No one attacks wantonlv anotIer'S
opinion. 10 ono supports his owl,
ohStinatcly. They discuss in order
to cnliglltcn themselves. and leave off
discussing when dispute would begin
everyone gains information, EVERYONE
recrcates himself, and all 90 AWAY
contented; nay. the sage himself may
carry away from what he has heard
matter worthy of silent meditation,
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

Snooks went home the other night
afflicted with double vision. He sat
for some time with his sleepy gaze riv-
eted on Mrs Snooks, and then compla.
Gently remarked: swell, declare f
you two gals don't look 'nough alike to
o twins, ,
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

given to getting at the mineral re
sources of these lands. which are al.
most boundless, but the farming inter-
ests will not be neglected. Arrange
ments are making to induce immigra.
ton of English farmers, and 1T an ear
ly day number will probably settle
on the lands.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
The Effects Of Mental 7:rA6usffou.

Many diseases, especially those Of tn" ,..
''us system, are the products of daily rcscr
- mental exhaustion. Business avocatio"s
ftt"n involve an amount Of mental wear a,il
i":" very rrcj',diri"l TO physical health, an,
~. professions, i! arluouSlv pursued, arc no
- Que Of the most important attributes of
Eo>trtlcr's Stomach Bttcrs that it COMP, y
rsttS for THIS Uli;lr loss OF ti~>,:t and that il
lnpart> nr'w energy +" the brain and nerves.
The rnpiii'H with which it r",nw> wrakrn;!
mental energy an! physical Vitality is re-
H'", kahlr and shows that its invic.ratiuc
!''ol"'ti"s Ar" "( til" highest order. Besides
INCREASING vital >t!m!'l', anl courtcractinr th,
effects cf mental s.: u~iion. this ,n,tcntial
inr''Icinc cures an | l'"r"',i> fever and aGli",
rEe'In"'isn!, chronic dyspepsia and rn,,~ti,u-
tl"n. kidney and ,!t"y:nr w,.akn">> an'l uthtr
ro!nrl 'in!S. Physicians also cemmcnI il ;c
4 1nrtlic~t";t stims;|Int and remedy.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
Etf;'b irjrr l-U.rx,fitx.

The 'ar@:;r II" lawsuits, which have lccn
l'c:''ii"5 in III" United Sta!"s Courts for tn"
lm~, G'":'a'. h;.," be- II d:";:ic!. and the bread
riA;n> "t II" Hum, !.t1l' and G)idi'n patents
full, sustained. Th:~r ~,iit~ ilr' I've millions
Of do.l'rS aud render all prisons making, sell.
ing or u~iNg barb wire NOT made. under these
patents |iahi" for damages. Iti> important for
farmers and deal, Is to know that the KELLY
SrEEi. BARE W!EE mad" by the THORN WIRE
HEDGE COMPANY, of Chicago, is made under
the patents, aud all those no have u~":l j,
can hc happy, as none can molcSt or mak,:
them afraid.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
EnterPrisfny GruExta5s.

Messrs. Gray & Hoinin Of Minneapolis. the
the tunes and ready to meet the demands
OF their many customers. They have just re-
ceived supply of that wonderful remedy, that
is astonishing the wor.o with its marTeIous
cures. DR.: Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis,
iiay Fever, Phthisic. Group, ,Whooping Cough,
fickl'ng in the Throat, Loss OF Voice, Hoarse-
ness OF any affection Of the Throat and Lungs
This remedy positively cures. as thousands
can testify, II you do not believe it cali at
any Drug Store and e.: trial bottle free Of
cost or regular Size bottle for one dollar. As
you value your life, give it trial and be con-
WINGED as thousands hare all ready been. For
sale a. wholesale aud :-:sil br Gray and Hof-
1in, Minneapolis.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
When to Paw Your Debts.

The Presbyterian Banner says :
The beginning Of the Year is q good
time for paying all small bills
That is sound doctrine, SO far as it
goes; but why limit tile paying of bills
to "small" ones? Or, for that matter,
why not pay all bills, both large and
small, as they become due, without wait
ing for the beginning Of the year?" St.
Pauls doctrine is, ''Owo no man any.
thing;' and john Rantlolph's was like
unto it. !" Pay rs YOU go."-Acv York
/cTney.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
Worcester, (Mass., } Spy.]

Certainly a strong opinion, said one
of our reporters to whom the follow
ing was detailed hy Mr.. Henry Has
chop, with Mr.. Geo. +. Miller, 4lS
Main st., this city: suffered SO badly
with rheumatisln in my leg last win
ter, that was unable to attend to my
work, being completely helpless. l
heard Of st. Jacobs Oil and bought IL
bottle, after using which / felt greatly
relieved. With the use of the second
bottle was completely cured. In my
estimation there is nothing on earth 50
good for rheumatism as st. Jacobs Oil.
1t acts like a charm.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

those of small ones, and the happiness
of your whole life, and of all the lives
over which you have power, depends
as literally OIL your common sense and
discretion as the excellence and order
of the feast Of day.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
PILES! PILES! PILES!
4 Su," Cure Found a: Last. No One Noe
SE!ipr

SElirr.
~ Sura cure for tn" Blind, Bleeding, Itching md
irtrni'.l Il:S has Er;' discovered hy DR. " i1lum~
tnn Indian remedy! called DR.. Williams Inan
t'iT'n'. -i:'-!" l''S has cured the worst chronic
cases ut - '.Hi; years Siantlin2 No need sui
bft m!n"'c, !,"E applying this wonderful SCOT hing
hn"f'!t' Nl!;l"nS 'i'' in"li: Hl,>tl liz. 1ulrS
a'!nys I'll" intense Itching particularly at night
t.iii; @ w''r' ~ '"' :,> rs n""i, ice give nS!:'n.
3'lH 'i'''~* r''''1. "Hh i prepared only Plies
Ii! hing IF liz l..,at.. T. :r.:> .l,, rn hing cls,.
Ht.Hh "i'r '''' lI'':. j ~. CoffTtc:Tv If (|.yc-
!"'id say !; Hi d. ;" i'll ms n'iia ui!, ointment
iivc used :'"ri" '.f pie cures and have never
1"Gnd ANY hing "hirh @,,c such al;r,iatc and ni
tnnnli: r't t a. Or Williams Indian Pile (iu!n,,n,
FOR Sa'.' ny ''l d'up::'s,"r mailed on rr,pip. uf
pr"" -" '''.NEy DAVIES, rr"rrict":S tIcvc-
Nn,cs i':os t",'eT. wholesale, agents s.. r"u'
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
American Tree Products.

The value Of the annual cutting from
the American forests is near }NN,. .(n>O..
'N|, which is CONSUMED in l,OA,. differ.
cnt ways. Over l0O.'MO.Nn, cords are
used for fuel. In 1871 lu.tNW acres
were stripped to supply Chicago alone.
TO supply the demands Of the rail
reads in the State OF New York 5O.(NN,
acres Of woodland have been cleared
III q single year. Then. the annual loss
rs hy forest fires arc something rnor-
mons. The loss from the fires Of l*7J-
which rptnvcr Wisconsin, Michigan
and New Iork--is estimated at over
$:2la.MH':hM. In 1876. and again in
1879. Pennsylvania suffered terribly
from those forest fires. which in 1876
destroyed timber IN value hcyond com.
putation i'll \ewhamrslirc. Vermont.
Massachusetts, Wisconsin and New
Jersey. In 1878 the woods on Lake
Superior were aiire almost continuous
" for l'd' miles. These figures give a
general idea of the Importance OF IL
proper care being taken of our forest
lands and of TIL" immense annual IT,.
ma'ldS upon them.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

LlrrLE AMY, cilit},icn for mischief,
protested that Susan (tl1o servant) mad
persuaded her. Said papa, Tell me
exactly what Susan sajd.' "She said.
You push that stand, miss, if yo,,
dare. > Thnm,s my very words" in
terjected Susan. "And," pursued the
little culprit, ~ dared, so l pushed"
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
English CAPITAL in Alabama.

Some English capitalists own $780,
600 acres of land in Alabama on the
line Of the Alabama Great South
crn Railroad. which are said to be
very rich in timber and minerals.
For the present attention will be
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
BNc 10 o.'@ A,nicr Sn1V~.

The hest Saiv,: in he W. r.: for Cuts, Bruises
Sores, C!:ers. SA:t N:'e':m, Fever Sores, Tet-
Ter, Ca. .ppvl !!,:"Gs, Ch:ih!aia.. Coras, and
all Kinds of skin Er,,otioLs. This sa7c is
glareu c@i to -ivc perfect satisfaction in ey.
try case o. ,aoi.cy refund d. Price 20 cents
FER = *. For .''e a: wholesale by Gray &
Il. ii IL, M.uhc. pglis.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

ST. PAIL, Minu, jan IL. l>>1.
Mr.. :. Earkfprd, 11G W,st Third street, 1t.
EA''l 'l~Sir: This is to certify that my wife
!ias l"tn AFFLICTED with female complaints, also
, had cough for The last "iSh: yrars The
.:"ct''rs pronounced her c.n ;m}tirr. w:
had given Un all h"I" OF h'r ft,'nyvrv. MIR.
""hn Bell, -; Nil'!' sofa street, tho prince Of
Ill men. advised u> to try DR.. f. i. 1Ialilay's
blood Purifier W" did 50 with reluctance,
.Nd to our astnni- -m>Mt the first lot;lc helped
her. "" continued th' trcatnont, and she is
now well and heart. and free from cough 1t
II 20 cured my sen of '!Nmh ague when every
lung r'>c tal",;. J know Of others cu,la,lv
h'ncti't"l b: il. Long live tI" Blood Purifier,
Is o'7r |" st wisl' Thomas Preston, 10 Sclby
lNCnIlr, st, Paul.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

Have you found the key to perfect heulth
and strength? 1t is kidnee- Wort, the only
remedy that ovcrcomes at once the iDaction Of
the kidneys and bowels. In either liquid or
dry form 1t is a perfect remedy for those ter
rible diseases. that cause SO many Deaths
Home and Farm.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

Rev. THOMAS K. BEEcHER says that
the work of women is not properly ap-
preciated by men until they have
camped out and tried to wash and mend
their own clothing, cook and clean up
after meals.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

LYDIA Z. PINKHAM's VEGETABLE Con-
roCNDis a remarkable remedy for a1l those
painful complaints and weaknesses SO com
mon to our best female population. Send to
Mrs. Lydia L. Pinkllain, 233 Western Avenue.
Lynn, Mass, for pamphlets.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
Advice to Young LADIES'

@AN'sS\ I" ONhs- A/tNlVCS
John EuSkin gives the following
advice to Young ladies: I'm order to
investigate oneself. it is well to find
ont what one is now. Don't think
vaguely about it. Take pen and paper
and write down as accurate Il dcScrip-
tlon of yourself as is possible: and. if
You dare not. then try and get strength
"f heart enough to look yourself in the
face. mind as well rs body. Always
have two mirrors On your lrcSsing-
table. and with proper care dress mind
and body at the same time. Put your
best intelligence to finding out what
you are good for and what you can he
made into. The mere resolve not to
he useless and the honest desire to
help other people will. in the quickest
and most delicate way. improve one
self. All accomplishments should be
considered as means Of assisting
others. In music get the voice dis
cillinel and clear. and think only of
;lrcuracy: expression and effect will
take care Of themselves. SO in draw
ing: learn to set down the right shape
OF anything. and thereby explain its
c'arartcr to another person; but. if
You try only to make showy drawings
tor praise or pretty ones for amuse-
mrrt. your drawing will have little or
il" real interest for YOU and no eCl,,ca-
tional power whatever. Resolve to
do every day something useful in the
vulgar sense. Learn the economy of
the Kitchen. the good and bad qualities
"f every common article of food. and
the simplest and hest modes of their
preparation: help poorer families in
their cooking. showing them how to
make as much Of everything as po,si-
bio. aih! how TO make little nice: coax.
ing and tempting them into tidy and
pretty ways and pleading for wcll-fold-
ct ahle-clutls. however coarse. and
for Il flower or two ont Of The garden
10 Strcw on them. unc should at the
end Of every day he abl" to say. rs
proudly as any peasant. that she hats
not eaten the bread Of it|lenesS. Get
quit Of the absurd idea that Heaven
will interfere to correct great errors.
while following it's laws to take their
own course in furnishing small ones.
Ii food is carelcssly prepared. no one
expects Providence to make it pllat-
able: neither. it through years of folly
YOU misg'lide your own life: need you
expect Divine interference to bring
around everything at last Tor the best.
l tell you positively the world is not
So constituted. The consequences OF
great mistakes are just as sure US
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

In our Hospitals, Di>pcnsarics and Infrma.
rics, Glenn's Sulphur Soapis largely used as
disinf"ctng and purifying agent. 1t over
contagious in the highast degree.
Get Lyons patent heel stificncr applied to
those new boots before you rnn them over
Use Reuding's Russia Salvc-Cuts, Burns
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

CARGoLlSr,a dcodorizcd extract of petro.
lc'lln, cures hal !ness. This is positive fact,
attcstc'! b. thousands. \oother hair prcpara
tion in the wo'll will really do this. Besides
us now improved it is delightful dressing.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

Having been cured by st. Jacobs
Oil. recommend the same to all suf-
fcrers with rheumatism. says Mr.. l..
Shiifman. 2S'>l Calumet Ave.. CHICAGO.
III.
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

The difference there is betwixt
honor and honesty seems to be chiefly
in the motive. The mere honest MAJ,
does that from duty. which tho man
of honor does for the sake of char
acter.'
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03

Boots, pounding on the door: Get
up ut once, say, or you'll be too late.
The trains been gone this half hour"
The Worthington advance., 1881-03-03
Lnc GaNSc NfScicnce

has received an important addition in the ele-
giant observatory which Mr.. II. II. Warner,
proprietor Of tho valuable Safe Kidney and
Liqcr Cure, has erected at Rochester.