The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1881-10-08

Fork, used St. Jacobs Oh for rheumatism
nth entire relief-writes New York jour.
al Riehnosd (Va.) Christian advocate.
THE refined man doesn't call another .
far. He calls him weather prophet--Bos-
on Transeript. 4
Expose yourself day and night, eat too
much without exercise; work too hard with
nut rest; doctor all the time; take all tho
Tile nostrums advertised; and then you win
want to know
HOW TO GET WELL
Which Is answered In three words-Take
Hop Bittersl See other column. -EIprss
THrRrY-rwo circusses are bleeding this
unhappy land. What . tough time of IL
hose poor old jokes are having Peck.
Restsrea frsn Decline.
NORTH GREECE, N. Y, April Is 1850.
DIR. r. ". PIERCE, Buffalo, N. r.: Dear
Sal feel 1t my duty 10 write and thank you
for what your Golden Medical Discovery"
and . Favorite Prescription" have done for
kegan their use. She - more feshy, has
more color in her face, no headache, and b
In other ways greatly improved
Yours truly. Mrs. MARCELLA MYERS.
"when you drink with friend. should
you Immediately retreatw Yes, II you
have the sense to do Philadelphia Sun.
~
UNLIKE other cathartics, DIR. Pierce's
/" Pellets" do not render the bowels costfve
after operation, but, on the contrary, estab-
lish . permanently healthy action. Being
essirslv vegetable no particular care Is requir-
ed while using them. BY druggists.
THE explosion Of can Of baked beans re-
struction Of the city Of Boston Elnstrd Fses
Press.
"GoLDEN MEDICAL DIscovERY'' (Trade-
mark registered) q not only sovereign
remedy for consumption, but also for con.
sumptiye night-sweats, bronchitis. coughs,
spitting Of blood, weak lungs, shortness Of
breath, and kindred affections Of the throat
and chest. BY druggists.
Files Snd lGesquitsss.
15c. box "Rou2h on Rats" keeps house free
from flies, bed-bugs, reaches, rats. mice, &c.
II ahlicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell It. 25c-
RRDpIxa's RUSSIA aALvHhas proved its EN-
dency BY stest Of three quarters OF century.
49,
WHAT better pastime for hogs than croak,
eh?- Yasocob Sfrauss..
DON'T waste your time In clipping OF the
branches, I" said the woodman TO his son,
s'but lay your AK Mt the root Of the tree. y
az at the root Of the tree, like good and
dutiful boy, and then went fishing. Truly,
there is nothing so beautiful as filial obedi
ence.
A BIT Of conversation overheard In TIL
English Crystal Palace: "Them's the crock
indies you've read about In Egypt salt
the sire to his little son athirst for science
"And what's them?" asked the son, point
ing to smaller specimens In the same group
ssOh. them's the crockindiIes' kittens" wa
the fathers authoritative reply.
WHILE preaching from the text: HI
giveth His beloved Sleep" Toledo minis
ter stopped in the middle Of his sermon
gazcd upon his sleeping auditors and said
drous, unbounded love the Lord appears I
have for a good portion Of this congrega
i0n.n - ~ EttsS
DIR. GUNTHRR says there are seven thou
sand species OF nsh now known 10 men
science. When man ats on the river ban
| half 4 day watching cork idly floating
the stream, and comes home with sun
burned nose aad not single specimen
these seven thousand species, he Is incline
| to think that DIR. Gunther ID . patent med
/ cine advertisemenf.-Norri Herald.
|
/ KoNsTANTrNos ARros. Of Crete, IL dea(
| at the age Of 11S, surviving five wives, eles
en- children and his sisters and his cousin
aud his aunts: M
Thou art gunc. old K0nstantinos,
But why should we rcpine us,
Or fire resolutions over thee?
Though it's sad that Crete IL minus
Her respected konstantinos.
Thou vert older. Kon., than one man ougl
l. Commissioned.
III is curious arrangement that compe
people to go to bed at night, when they q
not sleepy, and get up IN the morning, WIN
they are.-BostoN 1fosscriDt.