The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-05-10
inc

Men who recklessly run in debt ara
frequently inclined to eau de v.
Why is the earth like a blackboard
Because the children of men multiply
upon the face of it.
A lady friend says that bachelors are
like a batch of biscuits-good enough
after they are mixed.
A confding correspondent from the
country sends in a postal card marked
private"
Col. Ingersoll says the chief use of q
wait for a funeral.
What an irascible father says: "As
the twig is bent, the boy is inclined to
shoot out at the door,"
If you want TO teach a dog aritlme-
tic, tie up on of his paws. and he will
put down three and carry n every
time.
no lady with any refinement will use
her husbands meerschaum pipe to
drive nails in the walL-Philadelphta
Chronicle Herald.
The Philadelphia News says tits better
to have loved and lost than TO be oblig-
VI ~ ECt up AZ y " CAOChO u COlu WHICH
mornings to start a fire.
s'Oh, dearr' said Mrs. Mothcrly last
night as she arose from the supper
table, my shoulder aches from butter
ing bread for those children" Thr'
are the poor tired.
A red headed man recently attended
a masquerade wrapped from his neck
to his heels in brown cloth, and with
his head bare. He Represented a light
ed cigar.-Syracuse Herald.
Nice child. .sOh, Miss Eastwood,
ma says she's so sorry to keep you wait
ing. / know it isn't true. though, be-
cause she said 'botherr when she saw
you driving up the avenue Judy.
'sWell, sonny, where did you get such
q black eyeP" inquired o kindly gentlo-
called my brothers hat o swill dipper.
and he was bigger than ! thought hc
was"
The Battle Creek Moon hazards tho
opinion that "a girl who will talk of
the limbs Of q table. will, after mar
riage, chase you around a two acre lot
with q rolling-pin and a regular kero-
sene confagration in both eyes,"
A young lady on meeting q handsome
Young man remarked that she had
often heard of his wit. He straightway
asked her If she would take q joke.
She answered, Yes" He quickly
replied, 'Tm a joke" To be continu-
cd.
A professor asked his class. What
is the aurorar A student. hesitpting.
replied: Professor. / did know but l
have forgotten" ''Thas1s Bad. very
sad" rejoined the professor. The
only man in the world that ever knew
has forgotten itr'
"You old vulture. you," she exclaim-
ed when he limited that i've bonnets per
annum we're about enough for any
ordinary woman. Next day when he
relented and told her to order . sixth,
it would have made an angel smile to
hear her sweetly cali him "Birdie."
A youngster. while warming his
hands at the fire, was demonstrated with
by his father, who said: go away from
the fire-the weather Is not cold" 81
amt heating the weather: I'm warming
my hands," the little fellow demurely
replied-Ne,o York EIpress. ~
Who can deservedly be called . con-
q~uerorp He who conquers his rancoroua
passions, and endeavors to turn his
enemy into o friend. Thou shalt moi
say, II will love the wise, but the un.
wise I will hate;'' but thou shalt love
all mankind.-Re6reU (1dlmud.)
Singular coincidence: Two comical.
looking characters met at the Galveston
union depot. Said one: lyon dom
live here, do your" mo I don't
.fWhat a singular coincidence Idon'i
either" "Are you from SeguinP'
"No, I am not" by thunder. another
coincidence! I'm not from Seguir
lpithar. Hr-