The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-01-13
LOCAL DEPARTMENT..


Railroad or Rink. Which?
"Revivals" are now in order.
The wheat is in good condition.
st. Valentines day is the next.
Church lotteries are now popular.
It's said a bald-headed person never
dyes.
The liquor question-'swhat'Il yel
haye2"
. Clothes don'tmake the man, even i
some dc. think so.
The only thing that this cold weather
is an advantage is to the ice crop.
There WILDE no ice famine next sum
mer.
Vennor says we will have an early
spring. We are ready for it now.
An illinois man has married his moth
er-in-law. Revenge is sweet.
Vennor will have his eleven feet Of
snow fit takes eleven months to get it.
J. MeDaugherty has had an attack Of
pneumonia, but is On the mend now.
.sstosk in the Marrow Gauge is very
quiet.
How many Corporation jobs remain
unfinished?
Is the coolest inhabitant' puzzled over
this winter?
Why don't the Eaton Savings Society
close up its business and divide2
Eleven new subscribers last week to
the DEMooRAT. Room for more.
Ice men are storing away enough OF
the article for two seasons
Won't somebody keep a record of the
births in Eaton
Lying in bed these cold mornings is
better and cheaper than laying in coal.
Try John Rhea & Sons Conn
pOnO Coffee, the best i'm the mar-
ket. "a
The death list we published last week
was the largest Of any since the year Of
the cholera in 1919.
Bring your sale bills, get them done
cheap with a notice of the sale in the
DEMoeRAT, thrown in.
A change of P. Ms. in Eaton will, it is
said, make a change in the location of
the Office. Why SO?
Col. Robert Ingersoll is now l~ecturing
on What shall / do to be sayed?" We
give it up; ask us something easy.
Scientists are prophesying the end OF
the world in 1881. 1t will be worth see
ing. Free tickets for the press, o course.
The time for shrinkage in the Sunday
school census has come. Never mind
wait until picnic season.
Good advice. An exchange advises
Never marry a man until you have
seen him the morning after the election
We would like if the people of Eaton
could have a vote who should be Post
Master the next four years. Why not?
Marriage" says an exchange, "is a
knotty question" 1t is, indeed, but it's
nice.
Heaven will pay for any loss we may
suffer to gain it; but nothing can payfol
the loss of heaven.
A man who makes religion subservient
to politics, forgets what is due to the
Saviour and mankind.
In about $50 days from this time a Lit
tie of this weather would be highly en-,
ioyed.
ESQ. A. E. Hubbard is at his desl
again in the First National Bank, after
couple weeks of sickness.
The thermometer stood at 16 degree,
belowzero in Eaton, on Tuesday morn
ing last.
Chas. Lanius, in coming out of the gait
at his fathers residence last Monda.
morning, fell and broke his left arm.
The week OF prayer has closed, ant
still the world wags Oh in crime OF ever.
character.
The Boston GLOBE has interyiewedth tn,
blizzard and concludes that man want
but little here below-zero.
1881 can be turned upside down an,
read the same-this cannot again occu
until S00S or S11S.
If we must have a change in the P. o.
Oh, Lord, save us from the inhictien c
- Amen!
More snow more joy for the rich, NOR
sorrow for the poor, and most cussedl
bad for the poor horses.
If a boy coasting on the sidewaI
knocks you down, you can knock hill
down. but you may have to pay So for i
The sleighing for the past two week
has been mor enjoyed by the young PEE
pie than by the horses they drove.
Some people have already discovere
this winter that ice, as usual, freeze
with the slippery side up.
The losses by fire in Eaton for the pa
five years, wouldn't build a comfortably
one-story dwelling. Hope it will ev'
be thusly.
Now is THE TIME.-f you want to br
good and convenient house, on accor
modating terms, call on JOHN D. MILE
East Main Street, Eaton, o.
Judge Curry is still confined to h
home and. suffering from his run over.
will more than likely be an all winter
job with him.
The Baptists are now more numero
and are increasing more rapidly tn;
any other religious denomination exec
the Methodists.
An exchange suggests that the fello
who deliberately propose matrimo
when they can't support themselves, &
frst-cIass frauds.