The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1881-05-26
A Few Words to the Girls.

In the first place, remember that you
are ladies, and therefore entitled to such
little courtesies rs the gentlemen have
the power TO bestow. Never return
thanks for any Of these attentions.
Why should you thank gentlemen for
giving YOU what b already yours by
right Of seNp
Remember, also. that a pretty hand
Is one Of woman's chiefest charms.
Novor assist your mother In her house,
hold duties. 1t doesn't so much mat
ter how her hand Is sprawled out by
hard work. She Is out of the market.
As Il Is q standing article of your
faith that mon are all fools, you do
right In fitting yourself for their COM
panionship. -. ..............
Learn to be as Ike them as possible.
They seem generally In love with them-
selves, and Il naturally follows that they
must admire anything that reminds
them OF tho obiact OF tkcir love.
Mako yourself proficient In slang Ian
acquired by tho shallowest-b Drained
ones among you. 1t Is usefu! In all
quent use It will prevent tiresome talk
ers boring you to death with their pro-
fundities. ..r.
When In company or any public
place, get together, two or three Of
you, and gigglo cshsumedly. This will
show your v.vaoity. Vivacity is an OK
cellent thing In woman.
Among women, whispering will serve
you, but among mon, talk right out 1t
Il your. duty to DO attractive, and by
loud talking you attract attention more
easily than by any other means. Two
young ladies in rail car are sometimes
so attractive that not q newspaper can
be road understandingly by any one OF
the mon passengers.
Never read anything solid, anything
wrinkles, and wrinkles are horrid.
There is no need Of your knowing
anything. lfyou should become wise,
| you might, when married, discover your
| husband TO be q fool. 1t is much better
for him to think you one. You will
live all the happier. So.
Never mind the inside of your head,
so TINT the outside is attractive. Women
and pictures are intended for admira.
| tion. Who ever heard of n picture
poring over . musty old bookp
Woman is the weaker vessel. Never
take exercise. 1t might give you
muscles. Men dislike strong bodied
almost as much rs they do strong minded
women! 1t seems to detract from theil
own strength.
| When you are married, your husband
win furnish you with the funds for dys
pepsia remedies. So you need not be
anxious on that score. ls-
Never mind what your mother says
against flirting. There is no occasion
for her to indulge in that kind of fun.
| When a strange man accosts you In
the street or remarks on you in an au
dible tone. giggle with all your might
and look around once or twice, aud
when you catch his eye, giggle again.
It Is fine fun, and by adopting thi:
course you will have plenty of it.
In your clothing, always strive to be
Z" toney."s Never mind your health
Better be dead than out of style. Be
sides. the doctors must have q living
If you should all dress as sensibly a.
the men, half of .thermedical profession
would starve to death, and the othel
half be forced to take refuge in the
poor-house. il.A
: Always 20 to church. It is splen
did place to show your bonnet. In or
der that nobody shall miss seeing it
make yourself as conspicuous as pos
sible. You can do this by rustling the
leaves of the hymn book, playing will
your fan, jinglng your bangles anG
constantly turning about in your pew
If you are employed in q store. never
| talk Of anything but shop when outside
of It. No matter whether others enjoy
it or not. So long as you are interest
ed. what matter? DO not other people
talk of things in which you are wholly
uninterestedp
While neglecting your health so fa1
/ as dressing is concerned, be watchful il
another direction. Remember tina
sleep is tired natures sweet restorer
Therefore. lie abed till eight o'clock il
the morning. Your mother will SCI
that your breakfast is ready for yo,
long before you are ready for it.
Honor your father pocket book ant
your mothers cooking, that you ma!
never want for new dresses nor b.
obliged to cook for yourself.
Wear bangs, high heels. close. fitting
corsets and all kindred denominations.
Chew gum.
Follow these directions, and you will
in time marry some fool and be miser
able ever after. Transcript