Daily Republican., 1881-03-08
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san n5os 6.4 ...,..s.Sun sets 6.t9.
Light houseS-Tents.
Hush mouey-Nurses wages.
Parrot talk-pOlly,
90 TO 3ll East 9th st. tor good aour.
Cheap breeding Gag IS at the 9ac. store.
An object OF 1nterest-an unpaid note.
All OF lpg0rsoAs lectures. 40 Third st.
Try KinE's Good Samaritan Cough syrup
Parker, cupptng and loeching, loS E. I'd st
A faint roeket.tooK never Won iair lady
The man Wh9 wakes strong every day-Tht
shoe maker.
Send to II. Fell'g yard 622 W. Front street
f6r choice nut coal.
II you want good sOOr cheap go to Arm.
Btrong Front and Madison street.
The alderman who wgs injured by the &C.
cidental discharge Of his duty Is said to be
convale5cing.
What will you giys me II restore your
eyesigh ?" asked the qHack. Il Will see, f." re
piled the blind man.
A boy in the country tunbled into a vat in
a brewery and the local editor exclaims
watts the matteI?'
Tailor to a stout customer, 'F1aye the kind
ness to put your finger on this bit Of tape, sir,
tu6t here! I'll be round in miRate."
Itshould be noted that man with walk-
ing stick, moving on ut q double-quick pace,
is not To be coaiJunjed with hurricane.
A little girl Ia church, after the contribu-
ton plate had been passed, COMp!aGentiy
and audibly said: paid tor four mamml,
WAS that IghtH'
Young sportsman wants to know, What is
! ! -. Ill a a t..1,
dead one, sporty, and have 1t buried the
same day you buy 1t.
4 medical writer asks: Does position az
tect sloep?1 Well, rather; II you're hung up
by your trowsers on SpiEed fence yOuWon'I
sleep vsry soundly.
Kansas school teacher, Where does our
grain go to p 'lnto the hopper, sir What
LOpper?' 'Grasshspper? tridmphantly shout
ed the small boy.
Ny love- said Boyle to his wife, why is o
Laplander like an umbrella maker Dtye
give it up ?-Oause he derives his support
from the reindeer
Madam, You said your son was lawyer,
think Has he much practice? - Why, yes,
sir, he has great practice smoking and
chewing tobacco
A Boston paper somewhat sarcastIcally re.
marks, the police Of New York are Deing
never catch anything
Persons lnung tuo, roll and print butter.
wholesale and retail, can be accommodated
at X. II. Moore's stalls, " x "a Second street
market. Also mthce meat. fruit buffers, sc.
On the pennsylvania Central Railroad,
Are you on your wedding t0urH Yes.' Have
YOU tiiynds In the West p : No sir; my hus
band and chose this route only because 1t
had SO many tunnels
Mamma said little GIRL do men want
to get married as much as women doP' Non.
sense, What are you talking 'about.' why,
mamma, the ladies VINO come here are always
talking ab.ut getting married the men
DON'T
Don't sit SO far away from me, Harry
dear she said to her lover, when they were
cont sit so lar Gway, and turn your back to |
me In that way; people will think We are
married.
A Galveston widow is about to marry her
nith husband. Her pastor rebaked her for
matrimOny so soon again.
well, lust want you to underssin II the
Lord keeps on taxing them, Will, too was
the spirited reply.
Two Quaker girls were ironing on the same
table. one asked the other which side she
Won i'd take-the right or the left. She an
,wered promptly, 1T will be right Tor me to
axe th left, and then 1t will be lett Tor thee
70 take the right
Rolled and pearl wheat, crushed and pearl
,arey iarina, oat meal and Graham -four
he very best, with the richest wheat tOur
hat can be made out of wheat alone, also
,uck wheat, more better 81 cents, at VIM.
}. Ptckels. 407 klnG ST.
Eoss I1o Market st. ia receiving daily the
,test styles in spring hats and caps, which
q Ia selling at the very lowest rates He
,so Keeps on hand the latest styles OF mock
ear, white shirts, und eFclothing hosiery,
c. Give him call.
CURE FOR LOVE FIT,
ie the end o. rops last over q beam,
nd make slip.no )se at the her extreme;
hen, Just underneath, let WI ket be set,
IN which let the lover most m aufully get.