The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-07-06
w eekly Leader,
Tern.. 90 20 Yea. sl.ss a.lf Year
W.T. AND II

Ute Indians buy garters to weal
around their neeks.
Boston brides at hotel tables are said
to chatter in bad French.
King Alfonso, Of Spain, it is said,
loves TO read English history.
.'Ghastly jolly" is the very latesi
fashionable slang in England.
A man always wants his boil some.
where else.
Worth, the modiste, is for measures,
| not men.
The Hotel Mail says that the fiend OF
The period is the paper-stealer in hotel
reading-rooms.
The meanest girl in the universe lives
In Philadelphia Pa she said, Il
do wish you would lend me your lovely
red nose TO paint my cheeks with
.LieP well, | guess he does lie,- said
his neighbor Jones. ..Why, he's so
fond of lying hat he won't let a clock
strike right in his house."
Are you lost, my little fellow" ask
ed a gentleman of a 4-year-old one day
in Rochester. '.No,'' he sobbed in re-
ply; '.b-but my mother is"
A boy employed in a barber shop at
Bar Harbor called out the other morn
ing. Where is that man who wanted
The gentleman to shave him?"
Scene in an oyster house: ..See
here. these oysters are spoiled"
That's all right; l put in twice as
many on that account. "-Bost0n
Globe.
Freddy Miles, of Cleveland, aged 4,
accompanied his parents to church. On
entering they kneeled and bowed low.
As they resumed their seats. thus spoke
Master Fred: lis you 'fraid cause God
Is hereP" why, no, childr' Then
what makes you hidep"
The late DIR. Bethune asked a morose
and misery man how he was getting
along. The man replied: What bust
ness is that of yoursp" Said the doc
tor; '4Oh, sir. I am one of those who
take an interest ever in the meanest of
Gods creatures"
A couple Of red-nosed old topers were
somplimenting each other on their EN-
perance, when n asked the other:
Have you ever seen me with more
han I could carryP'' mo, but 1 have
seen you when I thought you had bet
Ter go twice after it," was the reply,
The Hindoos have an idea that all
souls are small. In the German folk
iore they are known as ''thumblings."
A quiet observation of human nature
ander certain circumstances-as, for in
stance, when the contribution box is
being passed-shows that the idea is
not entirely without foundation.-Netc
York Herald.
What is your religion. Mr.. Glibberf"
isked the landlady Of her new boarder.
Meat three times . day." was the re-
ply that startled the good woman, and
put her in q reyerie as to whether the
nan was q heather, or had misunder-
Itood the question.
do not marry . widower," said the
I'D lady. "a ready-made family is like
! plate of cold potatoes" "Oh, I'll
Don warm them over" replied the
iamsel, and she did.-StiuUdter Ltam-
,es,nan.
An ingenious Rhode Island man has
discovered . use for the despised milk
reed, and this fact gives rise to the
iope that some benefactor of his race
viii find use for the small but diaboli-
val boy who always wants to sit in the
,arlor when you call on his ulster.
The gang of burglars who work for
sven straight hours to hammer . safe
D pieces to securofourteen cents, know
Dmething how . country minister feels
lext day after . Ad~onation.-Detroit
Fres Press. a5etnytf1 abN
A New York paper gives the infor-
nation that there are scarcely any old
haids in Russia, and We do not wonder
i 1t. Russia is . cold and d~isagreeable
Duntry. Most any nan would fore
wear his liberty sooner than got up
md kindls tho fires in q climate where
be mercury remains CONCEALED nine
nonths in tho year.