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The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24
NelO Advertisements.
ACADENIY
or
Aouat Feraoa, Nashville, Tenn.
Tor Young Ladies.
Lolhuefca IN dominican Sisters.

TINS INSTITUTION WAS POUNDED ~ fs.s
N and stands mon GA rrrirfr-.a ,..-tt y, II. .
city limits n Nashville. uFrr.n. fIHs ff..
VIC .llAnrs snd river. FHr b.sufv ~ srs...rs.
any Institution, either A.rlh W. Hr ~ s..fit
SIC knees Oh almost unknown. rFafrh..f. ...l..
clistAut in SUPPLY, 10 ruHn tHs lawn. 'aHf ~
purrst white sulphur fuaf outside az .-... r.
Tie whularuf.Ie country Doe af.I fr...IIf... ..
door erccriar. Offer pUrulHr "a Issrfs -. T.. ...f.
81 delicate constitution mo F-fIe p D W.
musical rehearsals. recitation and d.ra.It..r.. I.
well ventilated, having been rHnrfr..Ii..f ..I. .
view % Promoting fbf health aud comfort ~
me educaiipu ~ youth a. the special eaiiiHg Id
the Dominican Sisters Co GrafaV fHartssI,... ~
tfis high duty IafLsir constant sIHr ~. ~.
envy refers with cuudiCllH f.r s.rIfratI.f. III Ia.
ptsi ehlcisnFy o. ita many hu.sIrl DO duafrs ana
IL pupils throughout The sUgfl.
The course ~ instruct iHu rl.isIes4sfft A.. ....f
rcguriiieH ~ thorough aud arUmf.lIslt.f ..f... .
ton, hIing the pupil fur ths hlsb.s sasIai l'reI.
FOR such az wish e. prepare fflarfsl1,,. - ~.
ing. The Department ~ ATuslr I.fb ,....f 80
Instrumental, o. surenuirudsd iu M MI ~.
l..A,,eL. no prevent TAD haiats iu nugeffue a..
Elnnerr receive ieragna every day. an 40 r4,..r.
are taught tossing b-sIdes da.Il - f w..
eNeIeses ly competent teachers Hurh fufif. -.
ear. anu material vocal powers De tHfrI ~ r'..ti
ular lessons, may have ths.r ,,.Is,. .rItti.
IN most approved style tii.'
lls.Iy 9, choice and standard aaris DO one,
The discipline BE- mul ana rsr...t.t ..
tho pupils are Kept within th. Hr. III 49, .'ni
VI 2 st-'e el 3usii'o and luuHr tF4r t, 49,.
Fenauy no encourage diligence arl 80.
anllAel' department, notes of ars.-..i..f. p '..s
awarded every week, and cards a. .,..'Ii.,'. hf.
month +'.'' PM. q rt.rN
ON one dhy oi every uanth fhr nHr.fs a,.t..t.s.
the teachrrs with vrdai and iuafriIf.,a5,..T 49,.
reading oi tHlnpusi.1uH. Hud recitation. 80. IN
fcai Authors. The object 81 fLT.s ,,.-..- ~
th3 cultivation Uf taste. haI.fa I'D a.ff...'.I.
aud ca9o and grace &C uauufTs
weekly Instructions arr aIr.4 f
aud etiquette aud en- tlat rrrIsf.f.lI. .''
lauy-hke department. 'il..'H
PUPILS az an denominations are r.-.f,.t. ...
Aaertu'g o. made 0u aa,lut I'D r.I..I...' p.
undue tuuu, nee rKrrtrI tu I.as fiIr -.i'.i.t ~
lonf 81 pupils differing Boo creed -''' 'liH-
FRENCH u taught by native teacher
The Academic year consists I'D a.. ...I. %
i've months each 90 rHrafa...... -. ~ -
~. ,l,i.1 ll .lgrr, atl terminates vIiT 49,
ts L-.,t. -h'Nt .1e h,.h uf juno. AtfF. ~
lls rAtL. Academic H1uHrH arc $40. 80
9ud Rewards Distributed ''ii' ttNA
For further particular. adTr...
S"per'oress 81, Ctc,i'a Acafemy
aug '''-iY NASHVILLE. TENN.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24
sYMPA7uY ron MRs. GARFIELD

This fact, officially furnished by
the Presidents family physicians,
will greatly intensity public interest
in the Presidents case, and add to
the sorrowful features of it should
the Executive yet prove a victim to
the assassin. The news is personal
to the condition Of Mrs. Garfield.
The lady has been i'll, as the public
already know ever since her advent
to the White House. TIE announce
ment is made that in November next
Mrs. Garfield will again become
mother. She was married to the
President in 1853, in her 23d year,
and he in his 9th. She is now in
her 10Th year. When it is stated
that Mrs. Garfeld's condition was
entirely misunderstood up to the
time of the attempted assassination,
and only at that time was its real
nature made known TO her and the
President, the special enormity of
Guiteau's act becomes apparent.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24
TUsSLING WIFI GUT7EAU

On last Wednesday evening the
guard placed in the corridor near
Guiteaus cell was attracted to Gui-
teau, who was at one ofthe windows,
the guard being unable to see clearly
what he was doing. On watching
him he saw him take seat and APP
parently begin to pare his nails
Knowing that this required a knife
and a knife was forbidden to the
prisoner, he hurried to the cell to
take the knife away, and drawing
his revolver, demanded the knife.
Guiteau answered in q surprised
tone, give no knife" and made a
grasp at the pistol. As he did so
the pistol went off by accident, and
Guiteau, saying "Don't shoot me,
seized the guard and u trial of
strength began which was in few
seconds interrupted b, the entrance
of two other guards, when Guiteau
was made to release his hold. On
examination it was found that the
pistol ball had struck passage
wall. There are contradictory state
ments in relation to the matter, but
Warden Croker says that no knife
or any other weapon was found in
Guiteau's cell. 1t is, however, as
serted that whether a piece of steel,
such as is used to strengthen shoe
bottoms at the instep is a weapon or
not, such piec of steel sharpened
for use as knife and wrapped at
one end with cord to serve as han
die was found In the cell of Guiteau.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24
Don't Get Sick.

Why should you? The moment you
feel your appetite failing and heavy,
Oppressed feeling in the stomach, take a
dose of Harris Ambitious Discovery
and you will he surprised at the relief il
brings. If your bowels are loose and
symptoms Of collie appear, take dose Of
Lyile's Elixir and stop the trouble at
once. 4 stitch in time saves nine.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24
For Sale.

Two go u ade milk cows and some
other cattle; lot of fine Sheep, about
% head; small lot OF hogs two good
twO-hOrse wagons and fine lot Of farm
ing implements and wagon and pillow
harness. o. G. KING.
aug. 10 IF.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24
General Longstreet has appointe,

General LOngstreet has appointed
General Bayan NJ. Thomas, an
ex-Confederate brigadier, Deputy
United States Marshall at Dalton,
Georgia. General Thomas is a West
Point graduate of the class of 1853,
was in active service in Utah and on
the frontier, and resigned from the
army to enter the confederate SER
vice.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24

Hon. Mr.. Francis Lawley, uncle of
the present Lord WenlOek, and one
of Mr. G. A. Sala's associates on the
London Daily Telegraph, has been
engaged by Mr.. Bennett to take
charge of the New York Herald,
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24
Good Coaches, Good Road and
Quick Timel

~ hAls, Aine-tanlgs ana aH intnrmaliun in
regard 20 this route, can on or address,
~ WnENNE
Travelling Acruf, Atlanta. o.
va T MOuEMH.
Passenger Agent, Chattanooga, Tenn.
w. T.. DANLEY,
GenI Paas'r aud Ticket Aet., Nashville. Team
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24

Gen D. II. Hill, who was one of
Lees old division commanders, is
now the President of the Arkansas
University, which has 440 students.
Gen. Hill makes a popular executive.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24

Ex-senator ConkIing denies, over
his own signature. that he ever ut
tered the famous saying: "The
President has forced me to commit
suicide or murder. Ipreser muir ler."
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24

Mr.. and Mrs. Jefferson Davis sail
cd from New Orleans for Liverpool,
August II. They are going for
their daughter, who is being edu-
Gated abroad.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24
ABD-

Caulrct OF LINCHuUR8 Win Virginia Midland
D.. luuy tC HuI from tlr N1rh aui South
81 UItkIIfLIE with Richmond 4 UlHVir
abroad Cor Richmond. MaFH.urfun. Baltimore
aui Sew York. Through Car hTIatru IFuTIliurT
and Richmond via EurkrVIiIo.
AtPETENeDUHG with Richmond A p.trrriIufT
Railroad or Eirum1ud, and with TrtTraUufF
Road Tor weldon nad points south EaHf
Az .Di.IuI cuuurriiu. iH mrIH uu WnuIHra.
Mcducsdnga and saturdays with uI Dominion
hteam ship GO Cor Nrw York. leaving Hf o. D.. nj.
Alec, for Boston Uu Tutrdaya and FHdayH.
straight and round trip tickets ai i1a rates.
Connect with BAY Line daily. except sunday
for baltimore. Philadelphia aud Sew NurF
E1rurfl.u Tickets Co summer Resorts nu Na.
q Tom. plviHi1n, and r.rnt end Hfrnnd-CIas
Ilrt"ts to OH prominent prints throughout tbf
wet ana h1tth-Wrai, Ca aic mi fyurhhurr,
Petersburg and Norfolk
- F1r '1ihrr raft .cuiarr, ETC.. address
J. s. bl-OMNt Gent rrsF. AT . Lynch
burg We.
EsT. osE}gEF, 81. ?, Trisrburr. Va.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24
sCnEDuLEIN EFrEcr LrLYasl
NvI:SI'w YARD.

Connect ~ pETEEsUuE8 u.fl uifrmand 4
IoiCrHurr u. p fIr Richmond tHI Ila SHriH and
hIrugs %. fln I.rr ~ HhHsaHrafH ohio o. II.
a. EIEFENfLIE connect with UtHIruHH 4.
Dauyilia d. r.. t1 and from flg South
40 L4N'UHyNg 9Th Virginia Midland UaU-
way 90 HuH iruu thr South and NHfin.
40 biIhTD. with Tenn va. E Ga Railroad
Tor an pH.1fs South and sUlih-Wsfts
NO 2 HH7 Through S'rrTfr fFHm WaaH.HrfHr Co.
N-a Dr.rrrF via Knoxville auI Atlanta.
No D Nr- Sleeper between IyUrNHurf auH Eu.n.
willie
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24

job printing dispatched neatly and
heaply at the GAZETTE Job Once.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24
S w
Emory & Henry College,
EMORY. Va.

THIS OLD AND WE'LL FS.
n ablished Institution continues q solicit ne
patronage Ct the pablo o. the foilr-inr trems
lis location Il unequalled. being eittinfe,t FL
the finest part OF Southwestern Virginia Tutnrv
~ over 2OOJ feet above tine sea. ard an nalarf ~
epidemic diseases are absolutely unknown. The
surrounding scenery As very hne, and an az ar-
cesslons are Of the prDpcr kind
1.-THE College farm embraces 600 acres tls
greater part ot which Is covere . with a Leaufiful
coaling 81 blue grass. The buildings arr anl,,la
and slightly, the equipments complete In IN de-
pariments
III The course Of study 81 broad ana Ht..raf
the faculty able and experienced. Requirement
Ter graduation are rigorous. aud honest vsf,rt 4.
sought to be done in an departments.
~ liver 5000 young men from az parts ~ the
South have hcre received their education aul r-.
gladly refer 70 them as tc our advautagos
t-tEENs are Nciy reaanuahic-One Hundred
and Seventy dollars 90 ard in advaucel viii ravrr
All expenses Of board. tuition. fuel Washinr ana
lights Cor the fun session 81 FORTY gcela 1he
neNt session BEGINS on the - day % -
Tor Catalogue aG6gess
Rev. ID SULLTNS, ID. D..
aug ~" i1ts6lssf.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24

Job Printing neatly executed at the
GA zETTE Office.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24

or ne Norfom wcrirm Railroad "a prepared
through ltE connection Co 90 tha Errrrra frs nos
20 81 points Oh th0 United States SPECIAL IH.
dutrfnrutr offered i0 aud frTT usiflrrrrr anI go
points on Norfolk a Western lt. ~. rfraH rrnHras
ton nj Norfolk with Steamer tu aud fr.ll faff|.
more daily, cEceTt sunday.
W. A. CsrrEsrru, Manager. Lyuehturr. Va.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24
FOR THE
North and West!
DO not Fail TO sec that Your
Ticket Reads by the
Nashville,
Chattanooga &
St. Louis RI.

HNOR SPEED. SAFETY AND
~ comfort, you viii find thla limo ta D. unrtvat
ca. FOR thc celebflicd springs ANA gumurr Hr-
nlItHs AeiLQ Arlp llckcia cau D. purchased 80 alf
principal ohlcea. Emivrauta wishing 90 e. Wet
eitler o. Locate or a. pruapcctora ulu nud b. a.
their advantage to 20 by thia route riourf Trlr
e1nigruut tickctH sale 90 Texas raIuia Ti-r-lIk
coaches are run from Chattanooga ~ CoIunIi'es
without change. sleeping Coaches ou ali nlrht
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-08-24
The Consolidated Railway
ENnrCsg

81. N. OSBORNE. At rriorrburs. Va.
PRANK Hu0En, supt n ,fgnrhaurr. Va.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-27
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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-27
Rules for Feeding.

When one begins raising poultry for eth
or profit or pleasure, he should observe
some rules that are essential TO success.
First. never over feed your fowls in quaint
i'y or give excess Of stimulating food, be
cause either is injurious To their health. as
it tends TO make them too fat for LAYING.
and exctcs the egg functions to undue &C
tiyitv. Secondly, if they are situated so
they cannot procure green food, feed them
with lettuce. cabbage, tender grass. onion
tops or clover during summer. and raw cab
bage. turnip> and potatoes With scraps Of
meat occasionally during winter and earl,
spring. as They are conducive TO the we'll
being Of fowls, Thirdly. provide them with
some loose sand earth or coal ashes 10 ba>k
IN daily, as il o.tan>es their skin and keeps
vcrmin a, bay Thi, bath should be under
a covered place TO pro,cc, It from ram. and
where Tie fowl, could have easy access to
il 81 al times.
Nhorc fowls have free range many Of the
articles mentioned can be Dispensed with. a,
they p.ck mp wine, They Ike best, Feeding
tv,sr a da, when a, liberty is the mos,
economical The, should receive their
morning meal earl, and at a certain hour.
and never give NOR, than " hat the, pleA up
clean. In The evening give fl,. meal of
whole gram "a, 1t remains longer IN tho
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-27
tarm ann AOussboln.
.=po-ia-cs :: Pure Air.

Nu'H mas nee. written upon '''' H'l'''-
lance '' generous >Nfp.' '' pare a!f' h''
'ne7' are ''.- very "-"A "h' 90 not i4..A
appreciate H. ana 70 some IL IN H'T'a"''
seems % he ,'.''F'-E '''AD'"n, h'''nAE
NC ''>''e" al aged couple "'."- % F''''
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Inc PURITY oi iAo air Is DESTROYED ht -".-
maj respiration. by pH'f':N.a- animals aud
vegetables, by >'a-naa' water and even "e
be1eve, by becoming >'2-n-'i. i'~'-i under .
heated temperature. We wee a I'1rF-..'
Junction few years ago when carload @:
cattle came there They were 30 a box car.
thc door beng Io?ened aa4 a protection "f
stats pat across 10 Keep them 10. Bur The
door wa Not tened open and me motion
OF the tram Kept moving It until i finally
became closed Naea ;As car va opened,
more repl->l'e sign, "e rarely ever saw.
k'erN ANNA. "a> dead. " nearly SO. and
the stencil indicated mat ~ some instance,
al east. pa'r.iar;.on had already oommeae-
ed DE air became charged wiki earl -H.c
ac4i "a. ana the animals died from aspAyN-
Ia W. have H3 -'l5, thar many tl.Al de
ease are a' !ia' GA %, persons sleeping -a
D@'.H ven --a.'. apartments IHe blood
D'.''ae' ? '-' '''.. ana disease '' iAe heart.
OF ~ 1881 OK ANY ~ ''-' y 'l- organs, j. .'4ht'
u ''-''"- Ana Why >A'1-i persons put
'L-- 'H's.' Is on d snort allowance % mr. when
'-' "'i'. is '+-. '' j II ) a .-A-FH "'''h
'-' f-.A ana poor Gan ENJOY -.!A' y 'h'A
WI - Zee . NE ar We breathe Ia
passed .'.,' lEo'eF'. VAe writer mas 'i,.A
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-27
Peoples Fayorite Tonic Bitters.

recommending these bitters to the public
we are not trying to force a sale on an ir-
responsible article, but on the contrary they
will prove that all we say of them is true, to
all who give them fair trial. They have
been used by physicians and the public for
years, and therefore We know what We are
talking about. DO not set them down as a
humbug until you have tested them. Read
our advertisement in another column
The Pr0prief0Ts.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-27

ANTIDoTE FOR PoIsoN.-An instantan-
eous remedy for one who has swallowed
poison is a heaping teaspoonful of common
salt and as much ground mustard, stirred
rapidly in a teacupful of water, warm or
cold, and swallowed Immediately. After
vomiting swallow half teacup Of strong
coffee.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-27

An old gardiner says, with regard to
cultiyating onions, that if care is taken to
draw away the earth gradually from the
bulb until they are quite uncovered, and on
" the fibrous roots are in. the earth,you will
never have seallions, but very large, SODIUM
onions.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-27

Persons who are troubled with ants in
their houses may get rid of them by rubbing
the shelves with gum-camphor. Two appli-
cations will be sufficient, with a week inter
vening.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-27
lJoftrp.
The cons:isnca and Future Judgment.

The Conscience and Future judgment.
III.
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hu' ,ll''n- A,"l Nm inA ,'h''I'h''
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Ani wondered 1t there wA> iuiur.
10 ihlN land b-'"ni the grave.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-27

All feeders who have studied the habit,
Of the animals they feed have di.cerned
that they take special note Of time, and are
disappointed # the time is delayed only few
m.nute>
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-27

One half ounce of salt to the pound of
butter is the rule Of sailing adopted by the
makers of the celebrated butter which sells
at a fancy price in Boston
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-27

Always start a team with the voice new
er with the cut Of the whip In starting
turn little to one side in stopping. when
going up a hill, do the same.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1881-01-27
Freedom Notice.

NOTICE is hereby given thai for a considera,
N ton, have given 20 my son. Jesse l.. Staples
the remainder OF his time during his minority
shall pay no debts Of his contracting nor claim any
Of his earnings after this date.
ABEL STAPLES.
North Brooklin, Jan. lst. lssl. 3w3.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-02
A Cure for Smokers.

GA few years ago 1 was a most invet-
crate smoker" said Judge Tyner, the
First Assistant Postmaster General, as
he strolled along the beach at Atlantic
City. .'At that time thought it moth
ing to get through ten cigars day, and
often I exceeded that number. The
practice played the mischief with my
health, but, do what could, the habit
stuck to me, and I decided that it was
no good trying to be virtuous where to-
bacco was concerned.
"Wen, 1 cured myself by mere &C
cident. One day, while crossing the
ocean, I had severe spell of sea-sick-
ness. I went up on deck in the hope
that the fresh air would act as a reviver.
Mechanically, as was my habit, I took
out q cigar and lit it. Before it was
half consumed the sickness came on
again. Ugh! it makes me pale to think
of it even now. Anyhow, overheard
went the cigar, and from that day to
this a couple of whiffs are enough to
turn me upside down. If you happen
to know anybody who wants to let up
on the habit, just advise him to take q
weed and dose of sea-sickness together,
and warrant you he will be an anti
tobacco man ever afterward. "-Phsld-
delphia Record.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-02
Where the Confederate Gold Went.

General George G. Dibrell, of Ten
nessee, who commanded Jefferson Da-
vis's military escort on his flight south
ward after General Lees surrender, has
published letter, in which he ridicules
the recently published statement OF q
Michigan regiment that Mr.. Davis had
S6O, 600 of gold in his saddle-bags when
captured. General Dibrell says that the
specie, which was carried by q train OF
four wagons and amounted to $1OS, 900,
was paid to the troops at Washington,
Ca. by order of General Breckenridge.
The money was paid over by Major E.
c. White, the senior Quartermaster
present, and each officer and soldier re-
ceived the same amount-$26.25. Gen.
eral Dibrell adds: ''Major White, after
the payments were all made, handed
me q report in writing of the amount re-
ceived by him and the payments made
to each command, showing how he had
discussed the 100000. This report 1
brought home with me, but have lost or
mislaid it. Major White was q citizen
of Anne Arundel County, Md. but OF
late have been unable to learn his ad-
dress"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-09-02
PITH AND POINT.

Worry is said to kill more people
than work; but confounded laziness
kills more than either, and it's q mag
nificent death to die.-NeU Hacen Reg
lister.
Mrs. Homespun, who had heard
somebody remark upon the hunting In
the English preserves, said that was just
what her little Johnny did in hers
Boston Transcript.
1t is said that kerosene will remove
stcins from furniture. 1t has also been
known to remove the furniture, stains
and all, with the stove and red-headed
servant girl thrown in ofttimes.-Web-
ster Times.
What is your business?" asked q
Harvard student of an old printer as the
two stood at the Parker House bar wait
ing for a cocktail that the bartender was
preparing. The printer looked the
young man straight in the eye and said,
with great solemnity, 81 am an erector
of metallic messengers of thought, or as
am sometimes known, q jOurneyman
printer. '-B0stOn Post.
The most eminent physicians OF
Europe unite in declaring that early
rising is the great and prevailing cause
of nervous disease, spinal curvature and
paralysis. ct may, perhaps, be neces-
sary, or, at least, proper, to explain to
our readers that we print this outrage
GUS and glaring campaign document fol-
the purpose of influencing family in
the country whom we are going to visit,
and with whom the appalling insanity
of a five o'clock breakfast is hereditary. J
burlington HaaOkeye.
Young man be happy-hoot, holler,
skip, gambol and snap your fingers a. al
the nightmare of q new overcoat fol
next winter. Last fall Canadian gen:
ius shivered awhile, and then reflected
awile, and the result was the purchase
of box of mustard plasters, these were
distributed around on his frame where
they would do the most good, and while
men in beaver overcoats shivered witt
cold he was warm and happy in his shirt
sleeves. One dollar takes you through
q hard winter, and you come out II
spring fat.-Detroit Free Press.