The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1881-05-20
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OFGIcE CHEF MUTILAToR,
Nav 4. 1881.

Laramie Boomerang
OFGIcE CHIEF MuTILAToR,
+. May /, 1881.
To all to achom these presents may come,
Greeting: -..n#. -r* .n*s F..
1t Is my desire and aim this summer to
make the Ute season for 1881 the most sue
cessful known In history. Arrangements
have been made by which comfort aud con-
veniepce will be added to the opportunity to
see some Of the most delightful scenery in
Colorado.
desire, therefore, the entire cooperation
of all our people, and will spare no pains to
make the excursion one long to be remem-
bered by those who survive.
wish to secure as large campaign fund
as possible, and therefore ask all those who
read this circular to contribute $50 each to
assist In desrayirslthe expenses of the grand
farewell toar Of Colorado. This sum is very
small when we consider the amount of una
dulterated hilarity we will have.
Among the attractive features Of the ap-
preaching season will be supply Of canned
fruit, Boston baked beans, picnic crackers and
| lemons.
We shall also carry = better grade of
whisky than on former trips Of this kind.
There will, Of course, be dull days when
we cannot well 60 out of camp, and when
of cou,se, we cannot kill anybody. To do
away with the ennd Of such days, we will
have with us we'll selected stock of agri-
cultural reports, which some one Of the par
| ty viii read aloud TO the rest.
Some new styles of torture for prisoners
taken on the TRIP will also be introduced
this season, which will not only prolong the
exercises but give much higher ,ade of en-
tertainment 10 every oae than heretofore.
In addition to the mlrth provoking farce
of roasting Colorado people over a sage
brush FIRE, we will introduce the side-split-
ting farce, entitled, " Starvation Made Easy;
or, Dr. Tapuer In The II Rocky Mountains"
The victims will be picked up on various
ranches in Colorado. t... 'f'
Children will not be wasted, as formerly,
but those not worked up into potpie along
the road will be canned for neTt winters
| use. F "".. ..- H. -".'.
In looking over and asserting game after
the days sport, baldheaded men will be fed
to the coyotes after iheir pockets have been
assayed. al"
A p.ize for the largest number OF SCALP:
obt aimed during The excu'sion will De award
cd, consisting Of . gold-headed cane; SECOND
highest rumber, one years paid upsabscr'p
ton to the daily Boomerang; third h'ghes
pum Der, handsome portrait Of Anna Dickii
son a. Hamlet. t...~'."I"s :.s'.
In the above award, no baldheaded scalp'
will be counted. Sealps must be In soot
state OF preservation and properly tanne'
with the fur on. .4 f""
To the member of the excursion stea'in.
the largest number Of horses and ponies,
fashionable suit Of clothes, consisting Of
gold collar button will be given.
AT the scalp dances this season there will
be but little change In party dress. A swal
low tail coat of red paint, with trimming o
ranch butter, will be the thing for the coole
months, and during July aud August th
paint will be omitted. ."..
Tue new racquette scalp dance will b
very popular this season. and will be just to-
sweet. ff 81 r'' -5
The Ute German will be abolished; also
all other Germans found alongthe route.
The utmost harmony and unity Of purpos
is urged by the Chief Matilator, as we desir
that the coming summer shall give the Ne'
Jerusalem bigger boom in immortalize
ranchmen than the history of the world ha
ever known. WILLIAM II. CoLoRow,
.fuas 4. Chief Mutilator.
o. SNocKEMoNTBEaoB, Ri j.
Il. Acting Custodian OF Valley Tan. "