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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-11-22

Nervous irritability, sciatica and all pain
ful Nervous Diseases. 4 treatise by a
well known physician. specialist on these
subjects. concludes n follows: Neuralgia
Is one Of the most painful of diseases, and
is attended with more or less nervous irri-
iation. Sciaiica is also a form Of neural
sia, and ali painful nervous diseases come
under that name. Neuralgia means nerve
ache, and therefore YOU can suffer with
neuralgia in ANY part of the body, As the
nerves are supplied To every part.
l have for manv wears closely studied
the cause of neuralgia, and in the nature
Of the nervous system, with the many dis
eases that il is subject To, and have found
by actual experience that the true and
primary cause OF neuralgia is poverty of
the nervous fiuid-it becomes impoverished
and poor, and in some cases starved, not
because the patient does not eat, but be-
cause what Is eaten Is not appropriated tO
the nervous system; there are many causes
for this, but DIR e.. w. Bcnson's Celery and
Chamomile Pills have in my hands proved
perfect remedy Tor this condition aud
these diseases.
Sold by all druggists Price, 30 cents
box. Depot, loo North Eutaw street,
Baltimore, Nd. By mail, two boxes for
81, or six boxes for $3.50. To any address
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-11-22
Public Speakers and Singers.

Will hut ti.i> >yrup -: Inc, tullhle value A doss
should bc taken before -pe.tku singing.
AparrIi.I, or tEe Loss -! Voice, j. usually cured
by f-~ dv~.S We hIy, known cases where a
single '!s>e ha> been cflagtual.
-. Jacob, VI. D.. ~ John. y b.. writes:
II hI'i occasion Z" U.s. yGur syrup in case OF
AphcUiI, Eu.ci vou!i not yield 70 regular treat
m,'nt II rrv,,t III that You claimed for il, having
acted with expedition and entire satisfaction"
DU not he deceived ~ rcsIrfrr bearing a similar
name IA" other Preparation i substitute lor this
under any circumstances.
FHr ,t!e ~ III tru-.j,ts.
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Asthma.

NNvere Fellows Compound Syrup useless in an
w oth-r diseases, the benefit wh;ch il undoubt-
cdly X'"it~ ia Consumption ard either diseases OF
thu Respiratory Or.1E~ wouil yiadi;t- IT, claim Il
the attention oi every medical practitioner. From
the statistics Of England ami America il j. fair
estimate tina; Gn,-ienth of the entire deaths an,
caused hy t"r-r,nI, ..oH alpGe. II the Syrup l.
used ,r>evrTiH-ly >.IilUe> The tendency 10 Con-
sumption, aud - .sIiny CUa rm,t cSaS ~ in thar
ri the ia yrItt0r, il has Effected q cure.
Indigestion and Edtitdal tGstIvrn.es almost al
vay> aGiS" IT"n UctSny,, &c ~, AMI muscles
vi the -J1n@Ca ami t.'v,i> Ia >,ICE clss Fellow =
C"mpOuTJ >yrup Of HyPophD-I.hit.-S has proved Il
self Uf The -,r-,.:~t >efyi. III, acG..iOns sooL
become c'p!uJ:s anu h...Ijhy.
This syrup viii cUy" PUlGIonary Consumption in
the inst stage, and viii -iyv great relief and pro
long lie m ths -rCnl AMI third. Il will cure
Asthma RrNnCtit.S, LdryHsiii>, aud Coughs. Ii
vii! cure al i.S.a~,S originating from want OF
Nu>cuilr Action and \rryuus ErIre
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-11-22
Answer This Question.

Why do SO many people We see around
us seem TO prefer to suffer and be made
miserable by Indigestion. Consumption
Dizziness, Loss of Appetite, Coming up OF
the Food, Yellow Skin, when for 75c. we
will sell them Shiloh's Vitalizer, guaran-
teed to cure them. Sold by your drug.
gist.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-11-22

Specific Medicine IS being used With wonderful
success.
Pamphlets sent free to all. Write for them Al
get iUil particulars.
Price, Specific. sl.0o per package, or six pa.s
AGES for Sj.u1- Address ali orders 10
J. 3. SIMPSON MEDICINE CO.,
Nos; lei and Ice Nam St, Buffalo, Ny
Sod in S''islia oy =. Z. SLACK.
5-.l-dAsiyF
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For Sale.

A complete country printing office for
sale cheap. 1t consists of Washington
hand press, Gordon jobber, type. cases,
stands, imposing stones, sticks and type in
abundance. Address
j. WEST GOODWIN,
2-2Idu Sedalia, Mo.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-11-22
SHILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY

marvellous cure for Catarrh, Diphtheria,
Canker mouth and Head Ache. With
each bottle there is an ingenious usual
Injector for the more successful treatment
OF these complaints without extra charge
Price SOC. Sold by your druggist
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-11-22

from Seif-Abuse,
a. Mental Anx-
Iety. Loss Of
Memory. Psins
III Back or Side,
and diseases
that lead 10 Con-
sumption, In
sanity and 81
carly Urava T1>
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Market.

Fresh Meat every Tuesday and Friday
/ can also serve lunch on short notice.
WILLIAM GoFF.
SO W . IN Dresden, No.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-11-22

Jeans. dannels AMI linseys nv the ward.
bolt or case. nj the Old Reliable Sedalia
Woolcn Mills .-I3w3m
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To NERVOUS sUFFBRBRs-TaE GREAT z
ROPEAN RBMRDY-DR. J. B. SIMPSONS
SPECIFIC MEDICINE

II is positive cure for Spernatorri.ea, Semins
Weakness Impotency and alt diseases rasultlps
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09AwEEK. ere day a: nome eas,Iy made. cc.t,v
$Jk OaSs; trss. Address TECE q Co., Augusta AsiuS
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S0cfrs Ai.r.s I IA. u-Ts Co.. P0:sIsnd. Nm:
Henry's carbolic Salve.

The best salve in the world for cuts bruises sores
ulcers, salt rheum, letter chapped hands chiblans
eorns and all kind Of skin eruptions, freckles and
pimples. The salve is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction in every case, money refunded BE
sare get Henrys carbolic save a all others are
limitations and eounterfeits. Price % cents
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-11-22

DR. MOTIFS LIVER PILLS are the best eatharie
regulators.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-11-22

DURNO'S CATARRH SNUFF cures catsrrh and
ali affection of the mucous membrane in the head
and throat.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-11-22
DR.. GREENE's OxYGENArEp BIrrERs

is the oldest and best remedy for dyspepsia bilious
Ness, malaria, indigestion, all disorders of the
stomach, and all diseases indicating an impure con-
dition Of the blood, kidney, liver, skin, etc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04

Dublin, "a tenant farmer
named Doberty was shot dead last
evening on entering his house at
Carrigan. Galway. 1t is believed
he was killed because he had paid
his rent. He had been b0ycOtted
for some time. Two persons were
arrested.
Several hundred fresh cases for
the adjustment Of rent were sent in
to the land court to-day. The bust
ness still increases.
New York, 3.-Henry George,
telegraphs the Irish World: Helen
Taylor, daughter Of the late John
Stuart Mill, addressed the Ladies
Land League in Dublin to-day. She
said: "Never did Austria commit, in
her provinces in Italy, any atrocities
to be compared with those now
perpetrated in Ireland under Glad
stones administration. I have
travelled much, but only one country
have 1 been in, where what is now
happening in Ireland would be pos
sible, and that country is ruled by
the unspeakable Turk. The English
people must soon awake to the sight
of crimes perpetrated in their name"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04

regard TO the affidavit of Woodward,
and finally l shall insist land here
Ingersoll dropped his bantering tone
and spoke seriously, emphasizing
his remarks with the blows Of his
hand upon the table, that in this
| country, or any o sher country, Saxon
blood gives evidence of liberty and
manhood. The grand jury stands
between a citizen and his calumni-
atOr, no matter If that calumniator
Is an officer of the cabinet or preSi-
dent Of the United States. This
sentiment was loudly applauded by
the spectators, and it was some time
before order was so far restored
as to permit Ingersou to proceed,
which he finally did, as follOWs9 l
shall insist, before | get through
with the case Of Brown, that the
grand jury is placed between the citi-
zen and his reputation to provide pre-
clsely for a case like this. / shall insist
That, when a high official of this
nation states, though he has not yet
convicted my client he has branded
him, l shall insist that the Informal
ton has been found improperly,
illegally and contrary to the spirit
of American liberty. Now | have
given you my general view of the
course, [ intend to pursue. Naugh-
ter, which was increased by the
serious manner in which Cook in
quiried Of IngersOll the authorities
upon which he relied.)
After some sascastic remarks be-
tween counsel, it was finally
agreed that Bliss should open for
government tomorrow morning.
and that he should be followed
by IngersOll; but that, if the latter
should advance a proposition to
which Bliss might desire to reply,
he would be permitted to do so.
The court then adjourned.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04
J0sefy,

Last evening Rafael JOseffy, the
great pianist, appeared for the first
and only time at the Theatre in this
city. A large audience, attrac ted by
the brilliant reputation of the per-
former, assembled to hear his
playing and sat in wrapped atten-
ton during the whole performance.
The applause was not so demonstra-
tive as it some times is, but the alb
sence of loudness did not denote a
lack Of appreciation. 1t is a
question if more than three
or four persons in the entire
city are competent to criticize
his performances, and it is certain
that not one out of every hundred
in the audience was sufficiently well
acquainted with classical music to
grasp the beauties of the selections
played. The audience admired, but
it was an admiration based upon an
idea Of something superior, and not
upon a knowledge of that which
was admired. But still, they were
melOdious passages and other
features that delighted the audi
ence and repaid them for their visit.
His playing is brilliant to the last
degree, and he shines best, it would
seem, in pianissimo effects, yet he is
evidently possessed of ample power
when poWeri is needed. In the forte
playing as well, there is his same
distinctness and clearness of touch,
every note being given justly and
with its own value. JoSeffy's play
ing, last night, in a musical sense.
was simply perfection.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04
WASHINGTON.

Washington, 3.-The report that
government had directed General
Hurlburt to continue to recognize
the government Of President
CaIderon as the legitimate govern
ment Of Peru was shown Secretary
Blaine to-day. In reply to a ques-
ton if it were true, he said: "There
is nothing in the affairs Of state
about which the department cares
to speak"
The state department has had no
correspondence and does not con-
template to have any with the Eng
Iish government in reference to the
reported balance in English banks
to the credit of the confederate
states.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04
WANTED IMMEDIATELY.

Wood Choppers, Men and Teams,
to cut and haul Eight Thousand
Cords of Wood and One Million
Feet of Logs. For further infOr-
nation apply to the Utah-Wyoming
Imp't Company, billiard, Wyoming
Territory,
E. E. CHAPLIN, Manager.
WANTED.
A few Good Rock Masons. APP
ply at Deseret NeDS Office.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04
MEN AND TEAMS

Wanted. Fifty good Teams, also
100 men, to work on the Rio Grande
Track, between Salt Lake City and
the Horn Silver Smelter. Good
wages paid. Apply to Pitts d Wat
son on the work or at j. Payne's
Big Boot Store, Salt Lake City. <
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04
WANTED.

Agents for the LIFE OF GARFIELD,
brought down to date. Much the
best edition published. Send soc.
for prospectus. Caution, beware Of
inferior editions.
GEO. BORLAND & Co.
103 State street, Chicago.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04
NOTICE 70 TAXPAYERS g.!
CoLLEc ToR's OFFICE,

CoLLECToRis OFFICE,
COUNTY CURT House,
SALT LAKE CITY,
Novem Der Ist, 1881.
VHE TAXPAYERS OF SALT
I Lake County, will please tske notice,
that all Taxes for Territorial, School md
County purposes for the year 1851, re-
naming unpaid on the 3lst day Of Ccl"-
Der, have become delinquent, and uoless
the same are paid immedistely al. my
Office. will be collected with costs as
provided for by lAw.
GEORGE CRISMON,
NJ Collector Of Salt Lake County
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04

Prices, usual Theatre rates. No Extra
charge for Reserved Seats.
Box ONCE open Thursday, November Sd,
for the sale of SEATS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04
Going fer Uncle sammy.

New York, S.-The United States
circuit court has made permanent
the temporary injunction restrain
ING Samuel J. Tilden from disposing
of his stock in the New York iron
mines.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04
NOTICE TO SHEEPMEN.

Fine lot of native grade Bucks
from Crismon & Weiler's herd
Apply TO ALMA PRATT, at his farm
two miles south Of Temple Block
West Temple street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-11-04
WANTED.

Twenty men to board at the Cap,
itol Restaurant. Twenty-one meal
tickets for $500.
Mrs. LOUIE HODGDoN,
PrOprietreSs.
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sPE cIAL ADVERTISEMENTS.
WANTED.

A good competent girl to do
homework. Enquire Of Mr.. G. r.
Savage, two doors nerth of Bishop
Sharp's residence, Twentieth Ward.
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WANTED.
Good

A good Servant Girl. Goo
wages. Apply at this Office.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-13
CNt IL Thicker,

One Sunday morning, while deacon
Of Woburn, Mass, was preparing for
church, a wandering wayfarer, or in
modern parlance, tramp, appeared at
the door, pleaded his hunger and begged
for something to eat. The deacon look
ed solemn and frowningly, but rcluct-
antly got loaf Of bread and began to cut
it; but while doing 30 took occasion to
admonish the 'beggar concerning the
error of his ways. After reminding him
that it was the holy Sabbath which he
was desecrating, he asked him if he knew
how to pray. EMO" was tho reply.
"Then," said the deacon, "Ill learn
you, and he commenced to repeat the
Lords prayer.
But just as ne uttered the first words,
"Our Father" the beggar interrupted
him with the question, "What, is he
your father and mine too?"
eyes" the deacon replied.
"Why," exclaimed the beggar, "we
are brothers then, amt we Can't you
cut that alice little thicker"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-13
An Old Mans Power.

Not long ago farmer about seventy
years Of ago, named Meredith Gaddy,
drove into Lamberton, North Carolina,
in an OK cart after load Of corn. He
got ten bushels of grain, purchased q
few articles for his wife and children,
took few drinks of mountain whisky
and started for his home, fifteen miles
off. The OK was sorry one, diminu-
tive specimen of that. useful animal,
which, after getting about five miles
from Lamberton, gave out and could not
be forced to move a step further. No
thing daunted old man Gaddy unyolscd
the *, took him out and putting the
yoke on his own neck drew tho loaded
cart tho rest of the way home, which
was about ten miles up and down hill.
The determined old fellow trudged along
the highway with his burden, jeered at
by the children and IN object of general
interest to tho passers-by. Upon reach
ing his home Gaddy carried his load up
to the front portico, wont into the house
and took another pull at whisky flask.
He remarked to his wife, as he smacked
his lips, that if "that little bull hadn't
boon 30 darned obstinate would have
put him in tho cart and drawn him along
too" Gaddy is tho father Of twenty ono
children, of whom there are two pairs OF
twins. Although seventy years Of age
he is regarded rs the most powerful man
in this country.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-13
~~~0-
Don't Drown,

The method of preventing drowning
described is one understood by all swim
mers but, unfortunately, known to few
people who cannot swim, and is what is
called 'treading water" all animals
practice it instinctively. A cat, dog,
horse or COW, finding himself out of it's
depth, has no difficulty in keeping itself
above the surface, by making nearly the
same motions it makes in walking; while
q man who cannot swim throws up his
arms, makes fow spasmodic motions
and browns. Yet the brute has no nd.
vantage over tho man in the water. On
the contrary, the advantage Of physical
conformation is with tho man, for hia
hands and feet are admirably shaped to
act as paddles and keep him afloat. The
human body is little lighter than the
quantity of water it displaces, and, con
sequently, some portion will keep above
tho surface in accordance with the law
Of specific gravity. All that is necessary
to do to escape drowning is to manage
the hands and feet 80 that this portion
shall be tho head. If the arms ore kept
under water, the head can be kept up
but if tho arms are thrown up the hea(
goes under. Swimming requires prac
tice and confidence, and is an art few
acquire; but every man, woman or chilt
that can walk On land can tread water
without any prior instruction or prac
tice.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-13
TRI-WEEKLY EDITION.
THE TIME ~ SHORT.

l sometimes feel the thread Of life is slender,
And soon with the labor will be wrought;
Then grows my heart to other hearts more tender
The time Is short.
A shepherds tent Of reeds and flowers dccaying:
That night winds soon will crumble into naaght;
SO seems my life, for some rude blast delaying,
The time IL short.
Up, up, my soul, the long spent time redeeming;
Sow thou the seeds of better deed and thought;
Light other lamps, while yet thy light is beaming
The time Is short.
Think Of the good thou might have done when
brightly "
The suns to thee lfe's choicest seasons brought;
Hours lost to God, in pleasure passing lightly.
The time is short
The time is short. Then be thy heart a brothers
To every heart that needs thy help In aught;
Soon thou may need the sympathy OF others,
The time Is short.
II thou hast friends, give them thy best endcayor
Thy warmcst impulses and thy purest thought;
Keeping In thy mind, In word and action ever,
The time Is short.
Where summer winds, aroma laden, hover,
Companions rest; their work forever wrought,
soon other graves the moss and fern will cover.
The time Is short.
Up. up, my soul ere yet thy shadow fallcth;
Some good return in latter seasons wrought;
Forget thyself, when duty angels calleth,
The time is short.
by all the lapses thou hast been forgiven,
BY all the lessons prayer to thee hath taught,
TO others teach the sympathies Of Heaven,
The time Ia short.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-13
He Wept Copiously.

The other day, while the landlady of
o well-known Mission street boarding
house, in San Francisco, was engaged in
making out the death warrants Of such
OF her boarders as had not come to time
on the 1st ult., ring was heard from
the hall bell, and patriarchal- looking
party with snowy hair and full ruby
jeweled nose asked to see the lady Of the
house.
IT hope you'll excuse mo, madame" "
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-08-13
A Patent Juror.

A San Francisco man claims to have
invented n patent juror which will meet
tho requirements of the law fully. The
patent, interconvertible, incorruptiblo
juror is built Of boiler iron, firmly riv-
eted from the neck to the hips, and
covered with trunk leather, ornamen-
tally sewed, md warranted not to rip or
crack. From the hips to the heels the
material employed is lockwood, fitted
with joints and bound with copper,
thus ins,ring Aexibility, durability and
strength where they are most needed in
q juror. The head is of basswood,
studded with brass.hcaded nails and
covered with railroad iron, which is
riveted with bolts passing through the
Uranium. A shcathing of copper con-
ceals the bolt-heads, and this in turn is
hidden by the ordinary jurors express
sion Of intelligence, skilfully, applied by
eminent artists, who employ mono but
the finest paint. The trunk of tho in
vention contains rod nicely balanced
and hung in the contre. The mouth
Is provided with two tongues, Oh one of
which is painted in bold characters
Guilty" and the other "Not guilty" "
These tongues arc connected with the
balanced rod by two fine, stiff steel
wires. From either end of tho rod is
suspended lhrgo piece Of cheese, and
when balanced, both tongues remain
within the mouth. The case is tried as
before the average Juror, tho evidence
carefully drawn out, the summing-up
speeches made by the counsel and tho
charges delivered by the court. When
the case is closed, small rat is intro
duced into the trunk through q trap
md locked up by tho sheriff. The par
ties in action have then but to wait for
tho verdict. Sooner or later, according
to tho extent to which the facts have
been disputed, the rat will eat ono of
the pieces of cheese which will allow
the opposite end Of the bar to fall,
pressing mp the steel wire connected
with one Of the tongues and presenting
at the mouth tho verdict of "Guilty," or
"Not guilty." rs luck may have directed
the rat.
The average Of human life is about
thirty-three years.
There are $4,000 feminine farmers
in ayaat Britaip