New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-04-27
A SERMON BY sCUD.


Delivered at a Recent Entertain
ment in Tracy.
My Dear Bredrem and Sistren:
It am wild feelins Oh pride dat cam
aforo you dis ebenin to thank you 70
dis liberal patronage slowed on your
humble sarwants 70 SIGH we am.
It is great satisfaction also to me to
see SO many oh my own race heah kar.
mingled togedder wild de white trash
Oh dis suspicious occasion. Oh, my
heahers my heart goes out to you an
feel like disappointed candidate on de
Republican Ticket or like one oh de
maskers after struglin wild de male
felines or dat memorable occasion
Wat am de cause Oh all dis Triber.
latin in de land of Earthquakes Floods
Wahs an rumors Of Wahs, as it war?
HE tole yc wat it ain my Bredren and
Sistren. Gen. Grant hab left us, he an
gone to Mexico to construe Railroad
an wild plenty oh Greasers it will soon
be stretched frum de Isthmus to the
Isthmusses an run like a railroad lin
de summah. Speakin Oh Railroads
my heahers oh what AK ye am de
| man in dis yeah vast assemblage dat
kin raise up his he'd an say, I didn't
stole the sno fences, nor de Ties ror de
Rails. De Ties am chopped off an look
like dey had been gadered afo dey war
ripe, De Bridges am all Suspensions,
case why? De honest Changers hab
toted de bottom oh EN- away an now
rises up in his honest wrath agin de
Railroad cumpany fur not supplyin mo
bridges. Ye habent herd anything Oh
de Railroad cumpany takin de Changers
cows, hat We? I jist tole ye wat it am
chilen dats wat dey gewine TO to do.
Vile the honest Granger am earnestly
and unexpectedly gaderin up de Rail.
road Ties and Fences to keep EN- from
rottin an to build Barns and patch up
de cabins wild, som oh dem Railroad
fellahs will be helpin themselves to der
COWS. Oh coorse Cat would be stealth.
Oh yes, startingly, but dem Railroad
fellahs a." mighty mean an as dey say
hab no souls like the honest horny
handed sons ob-Coil. No No my Bred
rem we won't stan it. We will rise up
and pertict our property frum dc red
handed assathins, yeth indeed, we
will. De Railroad cumpany fetched
us heah TO 3 cents a mile an now why
dey must glib us eberyting we want to
eat, drink and make us comfortable,
yeth indeed, OBJ coorse. My disguised
heahers it is wild fcelins oh CRATE pride
dat I see in dis audience so may ole
land sharks--Land Marks-dose dat
cum an drew de Injin from desc broad
Prairies an opened up dis CRATE an glori-
GUS cuntcy TO de STARVATION ob de grand
est sublimest an most magnificent race
people dat cher left St. Peter, yeth in
deed. see befo me many familiar
faces dat used to smile on me frum
behine de bars oh dat noble State In
stitooshun. Yeth, yeth, my frens an
dey may want us dar agin. AS dis may
be de las time we will all karmingle to-
gedder ian I shed bitter teahs to say
it, I beg to AK ye whar am your
Boats. De spring time an de Floods
hab cum an no boats! Hab not dis cibi-
LIKED an enlitencd people progressed
since de days OBJ good old Noah who
built a Boat fur his own family an lef
the balance Oh de world to go afoot,
hey? 49,
Oh, my heahers one odder thought
presents itself to my wearried intelec
an dat am wat am our city officers do
in? dose dat we selected to luv, honor,
oba, an pertic our hours, while we am
away on som perilous adventure, after
snofences? Dey am settin aroun burnin
de midnite lie an frame in constertoo-
tions. Laws an Bylaws dat dey nor no
one else can understan. De only man
dat hab dun his duty so far ash IN In
formed am de Marshall, an he ebedent-
ly hab neglected his dooty tonite or dey
wouldn't be SO many in dis Audience.
Speekin OBJ de Marshall understan dat
eben he committed a breech Oh de
peace, vile one OBJ our Granger ,frens
Was ammussin hisself mid little ob
our native tanglefoot an happened to
want a little fun mid the Boys. Dis
usurper3ob de laws. OBJ de Ian actually
rose rite up afo him an tole him to stop,
an if it: hadn't been 70 de presence of
our prince minister and chief Justice
dar, woold hat been q Row, an not "a
disgrace to dis quiet assemblage.
De fust ting my hcahers dat should
be dun accordin to my bes Judgement
an dat ob odler long cared frens Oh Gle
constertoosliun. De sidewalks should
be put on Il lebel frun, one end ob, Town
to de odder SO dat wen we want to go
frum one Oh our rcfrcsliment rooms to
the odder.it wouldn't he so difficult. I
hat been Il silent witness durin de last
few weeks an hab mid tears in my eyes.
seen my dearest frens one sbyfone drop
by de :wayside an i'll fallin frum de
sidewalk dcy hadent de strength to git
back, anodder pint want to make rite
here an dat am in regard to- de kind of
refreshments. sold ut desc public MISTER
tooshuns. dey should all be the same
in action an effec. AS it am now dey
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