The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-07-31
SEKIES---NO. 32l
HUMOR.

The woman that has the least scenta
about her often nose the most.
4 According to the Lowell Citizen, a
man is known by the company he keeps
---out OF.
A chicken when stripped Of It's plum
age is said to be dressed. III The girls Of
the ballet resemble the chicken In this
regard. al67is
"A wag said Of an egotistical writer:
somebody should take pity on his
readers, and put out his PSI
The man who can see sermons in
running brooks is most apt to 20 and
look for them on Sundays, when trout
are biting.
An uptown grocer has strong run
on tea, and he calls bis scales ambush, y
because they lie in weight.
What is the difference between Noah's
Ark and Joan OF Arc? One was made
OF gopher wood, and the other was
Maid of Orleans. ia "
q A compositor bccarae crazy Abeeause.
Il 100 ]. n Z lssia period
ffssift ~ tstsurkAs VIA 6kSiefed him Us
bot at'theend Of All article. M
TThere are some 80, 900 more females
tAaA males in Philadelphia, and vet
some people wonder Why some girls
NAVY bow-legged men 'ss An - :. w
Eayherry short caRs st Euhuroh.
festifplis charming stuff to eat It is
suclt eSciting fun to see who gets the
stravt esry.s t,i7s't f~
II Msppt surprising that there iga
great d6hfof pride at our seaside wat
ering pfxees, for there every wavs has
its crestssRs
"Do yS8Aance the lancersp" he in-
nocently aSketl and she turned away
in disgusNATd whispered to her friend.
~ do so hatbA maniwho talks slang!'
Men witltAtenty of cheek may some
times 90 uPsaikea balloon, but they
never stay ubxery long. Their supply
OF gas soon giSsssout. :.
Recipe for becoming, aesthetic; One
dictionary OF nj termS three oil paint
ings, and a joh,los of old croekery
ware. Mix NShains required.
Perhaps there'sSbmsad sight than
to see madehslady of 40 or there
abouts sneak of NV ktrsslf fnr.ths par
pose of rocking al smpty cradle.
The wife of a Ha4em man, who is
very fond of singing katkey's revival
hymns, has named fth$jE baby Fort, SO !,
that he would want toghMdit.
The New Orleans 9eay,t,e states
that Philadelphiau's Kick against the
elevated railways. Jehoshsphat! That
beats the efforts of the Soldenei troupe.
Boston Post Yggsjr j
"My Lord" said the foreman of An
Irish jury who were trying aiman for
DEMONSTRATING, 1--WE find the, man. who
stole the mare not guilty. and recon-
mend him to mercy" 4. Wsira.st n
A novel says "She wrungsher hands
in despair" A man who would caule /
woman to perform such an alt
should be obliged to soak bis brad IN
anguish"
Jones: 81 see smiih ~ . .s y, s 70
riding bicycle bicycle ~ avenor aon very
, from going with himp"
She was very blooming as she stood
at the altar, and the man who was soon
to be her husband was a ninny-looking
fellow. "Well," said one OF her old
beaux, "she takes the cake"
Physician to government clerk: well.
what do you complain of9'' "Sleepless-
ness, doctor" AT what time do you
90 to bedp' "Oh, | don't mean at night,
but during Office hours!'
Edith to her doll--"T There! don't
stare so, 'Tisu't pretty for little girls"
Then falling into a revery, she contin-
ued: II don't see what little girls have
eyes for, for my part. wonder when
girls are old enough to starep must
ask mamma when she began"
The editor of the Yonker's Gazette
has heard of an old gentleman who al
ways took notes Of his minister's SER
mons, and on one occasion read them
to the minister himself. Stop! stope'
said he. at the occurrence Of a certain
sentence. 81 did not say that" II
know you didn't" was the reply, II
put that in myself to make sense"
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