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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-02-18
HaDTsON sOTNTi.


born, on the lih inst, 10 the wife Of
John Dawson, girl
Married, on the 10Th, al tho residence
81 The brides brother, John fawbush, Mr.
james GriggH 10 Mis- Anne iaWbnsh.
Two Of Mr. Joe Burnside's children
have lhe Scarlet Fever, and Mr.. Geo. ".
Burton, children have the Chicken Pox.
Mr.. Nicholas Long, who lives two
miles East Of this plaee, J. very sick With
Typhoid pneumonIs, and not likely to re-
cover.
The students Of Elliott. lusiilnte have
inaugufaied a debating society, 10 a. called
the "Demosihenes' We hope Il will be a
success, "a upon is success depends the
future prosperity OF our country.
The house ~ Mr. W. T.. pleuiii mar
f0Nly escaped being consumed by lifo last
saturday night, owing 40 o broken sraie.
A large lump 81 coal vas put on az the
time Of going 10 bed, and during the night
the coal rolled onf IN the incr ard burned
d large hole in il. The honse wns illed
with smoke When -0me 1T the family
saked pearly .uhoealed, An a distinguished
he aaass.
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have been Tor YEAR, hgh'ing The iilio''
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grand iury--eviden'ly with the intention
o, driving ont me curse ana "ar'e-'e'
WIN me idea mat N-rnea vas net I" com
promise man, bni pro'ecu'or-lonnd an
unusual number Of indictments against tue
WHISKY sellers. Against one I"i'l ~e''
- indictments, mostly 'o' Aeep'ns upi""s
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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-02-18

Ever brought to this market. We
are Agents for the Star Beech
root Hame, warranted for twenty
years. Have on hand 100 bbls.
of Salt; all of which were bought
for the lowest cash price. We are
also Agts. for Bonanza Mills Pat
ent Process Flour. equal to any i'm
the world. Every sack guaran-
tced to give satisfaction. Also
handle the j. |. Case Piow, sllpe-
rior to any other. Warranted to
give satisfaction, or no sale.
Produce Of all kinds taken in exchange
for goods at highest market price. In or
der to secure bargains. see our goods be.
fore buying, or You will be sorry You didn't.
T.. u. ROCHESTER,. Salesman.
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ISAAC 4. STEWART.
Alto Ely AT Ia W A..
Mt. Vernon. Ky.

pn,ioc- in tha Courts OF n0 kcai De- ana aiioisin,
counties md in the conn Of appeals ofirc In
conu-llou.r yard. lf1-iy
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-02-18

Faciis.a in aii tAs Coart. Of lhe F..b,h losI.iai
nilifiCf. orloa Ia tourt-lloua1 yald ely
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-02-18

SENATOR WILLIAMS is rough on The
National Banks. lie wants to un.
dersap and blow them to the devil.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-02-18

GEORGE DuroI, Of the Siat Jour
,,nl, has the most wonderful nose for
wit Of any man in the State. No item
in the papers Of Kentucky, hearing
the laintest odor Of hunOr. can g.
cape his detection or fail 70 iud
place IN his "Exchange Talk. lie
never fails 70 give credit. and be should
therefore b sol down Ne not only the
wiilIcst but ihe inost honest editor
llvlnE
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-02-18

Gov. BLACKBURN has positively re-
fused 10 commute Nondorheidet son-
tence, 50 he viii swing at shslbyville
on the 2jth. Ii must be remembered
that he is poor man and was UNI
able to hire witnesses TO prove his in
sanity.
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VALUABLE INFORMATION /!
HALE < NUNNELLEY

Wish TO inform the people of Lin
coin and adjoining counties that
they have opened ont ut Owsley
& Higgins old stand. next door
to the Farmers National Bank.
large line Of
Staple and Fancy Groceries.
Canned Goods, Tin, Wood,
Willow, Queens, Glass
and Stoneware, &c., &c.
The most complete line of
ISADDLERY AND HARNESS.!
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w. NJ. WEBER,
Drugs and Medicines.
Mt. Vernon, KY.

This business was established in
1858, and Is the first Drug Store ever
opened in Rookcastle County.
A full line Of Drugs, Medicines,
Fancy & Toilet Articles. Oils, Paints,
&C. Go TO the Original Drug Store 70
have your prescriptions carefully
compounded. Agent for d. M. Ferry
& Co. 8 fresh and reliable Field. Flow.
or and Garden Seeds. ll0-0m
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-02-18

lob rr,n.ipE Shsaply ana
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-02-18

TnE word "Hell' is expunged from
the revised edition Of the New Tesla
ment, BLADES" being substituted.
This may be little improvement, but
We fail to see it. II is not half 50
expressive, and the pleasure Of telling
a fellow to go there will be percepti-
bly, diminished.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-02-18

IA daTiloId DO mol recognize The Dis
tinguished services, in bis behalf, of
Mr.. Hendricks and John Kelly, by
the gin Of FAT offices, he is a base IN
CRATE. Without their assistance he
could never have been elected Presi-
dent, and rs he owes the powerful in
huenee that has been thrust upon him
to thom. it is nothing but fair that he
should make a divide. Mr.. Garfield,
the eyes Of the whole country are up
on you. DO not 90 back on your bes,
friends.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
fur de CIlrnCl.

luI ut Euluti.
misder Prinder. her OF guide Menny
peepel Wat luse so mug monny in de
inshurens Bisnis. some luse dwendy
Doler, some $40, some feefdy sUme even
moor, day inshure dair fawder an dair
mudder and dare ole granfawder an
Unkel, an day Sink day sune Di; an
den da git mug monny. day sink da
ged sausend !, or , sansend doller,
But da dond di, an de kumpny prake
up. an de OSsifurs cheet de Schtock-
holder an kepe awl de monny. now mis-
ter Brinder is dat ride. Do w Sink dat
desc sam peapel wud gif haf so mug
monny fur to bid gurg as day srow
ava III de Inshurens cnmpny, or tn de
poor, or to de sunda skule, or s5mtims
gift poor man a bag foot of Weet,
peepel OF to sink aboud desc sings an
do som guide wis dair monny vile day
if fur day kant tax i'll along emmy
how wen day di. nou dond you sink so
tn Misder brinder Of de gurneI.
Billy poiat.
Yes, Billy-we agree with you entirely
and shall be glad to hear from you n
gam.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

WHY is it that SO many parents per-
sistently neglect visiting the Schools?
Although parents may have unlimited
confidence 10 the teachers, yet by an
occasional visit they wGuld encourage
teachers and pupils.
THE following good advice we CLEAN
from an exchange: "Girls, beware of
transient young men. Never suffer the
addresses of a stranger; recoliect that
steady farmer boy, or mechanic, is
worth all the floating trash in the
world. The alluremcnts Of dandie
Jack, with a gold chain around his
neck, and walking stick in his paw,
some honest tailor's coat on his back
and brainless skull, can never make
up for the loss Of fathers house and
good mothers counsel, and the society
of brothers and sisters; their affections
last, while those of rich-looking young
man are lost in the wane of the honey
moon"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
MARRIED.

On the 18th, ult, at Aaron Sburg, by Rev. f
Stambach, Mr.. Charles NJ. Wolf. Of Haines
township, to Mrs. Emma N. HOsterman, of Aa-
ronsburg.
On the 10Th, ult., at the same place by the
same, Mr.. Vim. j. Shulz to Miss Jennie Kline
felter, both of Miles township.
On the 1sr, inst, at the residence the brides
parents, by Rev. C. w. e. Siegel, Rev. A. j
Trey, Pastor o t Baptist Church at Philadelphia
to Miss Ella, only daughter of Dr.. p. T. Musser
of AaronSbug.
On the 9th, ult., at Adamsburg, Snyder coun
ty, Pa, by Rev. W. Il. Rieand Mr.. S. Newton
Wetzel, of New Be Rim, to Miss Emma Z. Eiscn
hover, Of NJ ddlcburg, Pa.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
Local Department.

As,Iss Isssszso The Journal
Iy e Store is full TO
S reDye5jOD 1cit]t
the finest 07od best selected
stock of Holiday Goods erer
6r01tSht to MjJlheiD1. We
hare neither time nor space
TO e7o1tD1er0te one tenth Of
the Dod1oy articles of use
and beauty, suitable for
Christmas Presents, 1Chjch
7Ceh0Ue tOSelh bit ,CiU men
HOn o7olya fe1C leading ones,
such as -E4uILY BIBLES,
II LNT.ATURE BK B L Els,
FINE LADIES PROnE-
N4DE S4TCHELS, BE.4U-
TTFUL NO Il K B OK Z S,
CHARMING TASES, VEL
VET FRAMES, P4PETER-
TE BOXES, STERE o.
SCOPES 8' We us, DOLLS,
BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS s.
NE " YEAR CARDS, RGrmo-
meas, SiLicate States, School Sup
plies, .4lbums, Fancy BoreS, Plated
Pencils, Pictures, Fancy Pen Bores,
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
DIED.

On the 18th, ut, near Edwardsburg, Michi-
gan, Susannah, wife of Peter Keen, formerly Of
this place, aged 81 years, 9months and days.
She leaves surviving her sorrowful husband
and eight children.
On the 10Th. ult, in Limestone township, I'm
trn county, Pa Mrs. Abbie Drcibelbis, relct of
Peter Drehelbis, deceased, aged 43 years.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
MIL.LION.AlRES
TO THE ORDINARY MORTAl

therefore would like call attention TO the place where you
the best value for money the Mems wearing apparel and
this climate make necessary have. There place within C0
miles from here where you be better suited qualities style
prices than at
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
Call and See.

-SuIudy SCHOOL SuppileU Win caTuS
at special rates at the journal Store.
-Spigelmyer pays IS cts for Eggs
and IS cts for Butter.
Lancaster Almanacs, English and
German, at the Journal Store.
Coal Oil 8 cts. a gallon at Spigcl-
myers.
-Millheim 3. & J.. Association
meets next Monday evening. Get the
rocks ready.
Mild weather all of last week,
some rain, and few real fue sunshiny
days.
Call at the Journal Store for yonr
holiday goods. It is the best place to
procure them.
-Spigelmyer sells Best White Sugar
at 10, Best Brown at 8, good Blown
at ., ccffce at -12t.
Three weeks till Christmas. It's
time you are getting your presents
ready and especially think of means to
gladden. the hearts of the poor.
The safe in the SunbIry Post office
Was blown open the other Monday
night but the rascalS failed to get any
money.
Mr.. Samuel Otto, who had left US
in the spring, has returned, perhaps
only on visit, but may be TO stay for
the winter.
The bricklayers are at work again
on the new church. The committee
hope to put it under roof yet this
season.
-Spigelmyer sells good calico at IL,
Gingham at cts, Appleton A Muslin
at s, Brown & Drab. Canton Flannel
at IL.
DR.. Mingle sold his property to
DR.. STAN. The latter expects to
move to Millheim sometime between
this and spring.
We hope Gov. H0Yt may see fit to
call special session of tue legislature,
in order that Eill may be passed CON-
pelliDg the citizens of Millheim 10 get
new town pump.
Old l[r. Christ Kindlein has con-
clalcd to make hiS getd quarters at tye
Journal store this year, achere he tCi$heS
ell his5riendS both ell and y0unq, to
giUe him q call
On Tuesday our friend Daniel
Roush, of MadisonblHg, shot the big
gest wild turkey that ever topped in
this part of the country. Dan is a dead
shot, that's sure.
j. A. LIMBERT, the new mail con
tractor, has procured fine new wagon
and is prepared to carry express pack
ages and other goods from Coburn to
Woodward and all intermediate points
at reasonable charges. tt
And will there be no Sunday School
Festival hereabouts this year ? Have
big mind to run one on our own hook,
if the leaders of our Sunday schools are
too Indifferent or TOTO do it
Don't wish to see the ''happy little
ones" entirely neglected.
Doll & MEKGLE the enterprise
Boot q Shoe dealers in Bellefonte keep
a full stock of everything in their line.
Any possible style or kind OF boots,
shoes, slippers and overshoes are there,
and their prices are as low as the low
est. Give them a call and you will
find that you can fully suit yourself
both rs regards quality and price.
"Cap," the junior partner OF the firm,
will treat and serve you in best style.
Ct
Busy AS A BEAVER.-Neighb
Frank Kister is at it hard and heavy ma.
king about the neatest and best dress
shoes ever seen in this section. Frank
is an expert in the business, has lots of
work and more coming, and what we
particularly like about him he makes a
real bona ttde effort to avoid the COM
mon fault Of shoemakers. If.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
BELLEFONTE LETTER.


Court was well attended, there being
| numbers present from all parts Of the
county. The week was taken up by
commonwealth cases principally. Five
gentlemen will be p roperly cared for at
Pittsburg while they are determining
for themselves the truth or falsity of
the assertion that T'hc ,cdg ofttc trans
grcSSor is hard. Ills Honor, Judge
Orvis has no patience with willlul
viohtors of the law.
Two of our hotel proprietors are
manifesting quite spirit of rivalry as
to which set before their respective
guests the sumptuOus feast on Thanks
giving day at dinner. No matter,
gentlemen, it is all right, no one found
any fault with either Of you, and it
may be ds we'll in the end, if in the
face Of the fact of so many poor being
in Our midst you were to have your
nils of tare less replete in order to ma
terially assist some poor unfortunate
ones.
In the death of Mr.. Jno. NJ. Furey,
brother of our friend Mr.. Joe Furey
OK the IFdtcbman, the editorial profess
sion has lost shining light. He had
scarcely reached the meridian of his
ucafnlDac. yuba,, 70 tLa eNrrno, &c oil
who knew him he was suddenly called
hence. As writer lie had few superb
orS, as news 6 atherer none. lie was
intimately connected with large por-
tim Of the papers of the state, and his
use in the profess ion lie had chosen for
himself can be attributed solely to his
own merits. The bright flowers are
called first.
The coming session Of Institute
promises TO be very Interesting ana as
directors are compelled to allow teach
ers their "time" none should absent
themselves. So come along boys, we
shall be glad TO see you. There is some
talk Of Ieylving the defunct Teachers
Journal and all parties concerned are
asked to look over lis columns Of ad-
vertisements before making any pur-
chaS2s. The most reliable business
men of Bellefonte mean to patronize it.
SHORTS. Mr.. J. II. kreamer spent
Sunday in town and attended Catholic
church in the evening. Pleasant fellow.
Messrs. D. w. Zeigler and B. f.
Frankenberger as jurors attended
court.
We heard that our pOetical friend
Dr.. G. G. Zeigler is at present So
journing at South Bethleham Pa,
whittier he has gone to study Greek for
a year.
r. d. Spangler Esq, has embarked
on the mercantile sea and proposes to
sell furniture Sc.
Mr.. Levin of the Phila. Branch is
as happy as king bee, if you have any
desire to know why, step in when in
town and ask him.
&ost of our stores now wear their
holiday attire.
The glass works are running.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08
OUR DOMESTIC DEPARTMENT

Includes large line of full standard prints from A cents p 1900
yards Ct best dark fall shades full standard print DRESS GING
large lot of Musn Cotton Flannel Shrtng Tcking8 Jeans
Cashmere Coakng cOored Flannel red gray blue brown white and
plaid.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-12-08

cities aud offer to the public
this day full Dry Goods comprising Dress Goods Flannel
Suin2s Cloth Suings black and coored Camcres in all the
desirable shades wonderful low prices Broade Silks in
Silk Satins in all shades Silk Velvet
Silk Face Velvet &C.. &c,
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-23

BEATIFIC LODGE. NO. =, X. OF p.
NTEETS EACH FRIDAY OF EVER
M month. at 80 O'Clock r. N, at It's oast'
Hall, In the Rickard-Foley building.
ALI Brother knights, In good standing, a.
fraternally invited to attend such meetings.
W. b. DAVENPORT, O. O.
O. Il. CADY, K. OF r. and 8.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-23

EUREKA LODGE. NO. I6. #. a A. N
TINE STATED COMMUNICATIONS OF 81
reka Lodge, No. 16, r. b A. NJ, will b.
held in Odd Fellows Hall Saturday. on or be
fore the full moon.
Members Of sister lodges, and sojourninl
brethren in good standing, are cordially invit
ed to attend. EVAN JONES. W. M.
ALEX. D. ROCK, Secretary.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-23
MEDICAL.

DR.. SPINNEY & co.
No. II Kearny street,
TREAT ALL CHRONIC AND SPECIAL
YOUNG MEN
Who may be suffering from the effects Of youth
full follies or indiscretons will do we'll to avail
themselves of this, the greatest boon ever laid
OF the feet Of suffering humanity. DR.. Spin
ney will guarantee to forfeit i've hundred dol.
lars for every case of weakness or private dis
ease Of any kind or character which he under.
takes and fails to cure.
MIDDLE-A GED MEN.
There are many at the age Of thirty to sixty
who ere troubled with too frequent evacuation
Of the bladder. often accompanied By slight
smarting or burning sensation, and weaken.
ing Of tho system in . manner the patient can
not sccounf for. On examining the urinary
deposits ropy sediment will often be found,
and sometimes small particles Of aIbumen Will
appear, or the color Will be Of thin milktsh
hue, again changing to . dark and torpid ap-
pearance. There are many men who die o.
this difficulty, ignorant Of the cause, which 10
the second stage Of seminal weakness. Dr.. q,
will guarantee perfect cure in all such cases
and healthy restoration Of tho gsnito-urinary
organs.
Once Hours--l0 to 4 and Q 70 9. Sundays
from 10 to II A.. n. Consultation free. Thor.
ough examination and advice. IS.
Call or address, DIR. sPINEEy CO..
No. II kssrny st.. rHp Frsscisss
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-23

DETE MAGLAY WILL RANCH HORSES
and cattle at reasonable figure by the
month, at his Antelope Springs ranch. It is .
good winter range, and will take stock from
town every two weeks, returning them when
desired. ole-u
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-23
SOCIETIES,

BULLION ENCAMPMENT NO. 10.
L. o. o. F.,
HOLDS REGULAR SESSIONS IN THEIR
III Hall, Odd Fellows Building, every first
and third MONDAY EVENING of each and
every month, at 7:30 o'clock. All officers an9
members are particularly requested to be
present.
Sojourning Patriarchs in good standing are
cordially invited to attend.
CHARLES FERRARfs, @. P.
W. Fl. DAVENPORT, Scribe. ap3tf
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-23
DIR. MANk CE <.
Chinese p Physician.
OFFICE Chinatown. North 0Neil street.
few doors below CLARK,

nR. MANK GEE HAS LATELY AssociA.
L. ted himself with member of the pDehfr
cal fraternity recently from Canton. China,
who has had 26 years practice es royal rhysis
clan This doctor has choice medicines aply
old country, which effect the most rcmark able
cures All chronic cases Of both males end
females speedily and permanently cured.
DIR. MANK GEE.
Eureka, Feb 81, 1881. feb 2a-IFt
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-06-23
ST. JOHNS CHAPTER. NO. :

YTHE STATED CoNvocATroEs OF 81
l. Johns Chapter. No. s, R. A. NJ. will l.
ceeding the pale of the moon in each month.
All Royal Arch Masons, in good standing. y,
cordially invited to attend.
A. L. FITZGERALD, H P.
A. D. Rock, Secretary.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1881-08-20
PITH AND POINT.

The giraffe is not a large cater. A
little goes great way with him.-Ya0-
cob Strauss.
When dog howls at night it is the
sign of death. 1t is il we can get at
him.-BOSton Post.
eco to the ant, thou sluggard," " is
all very well; but If the sluggard will go
to picnic, the ant will come to him.
Puck.
Political science The art of obtain
ing office. Political economy-Getting
elected on promises without whacking
up once.-N. o. Picayune.
Two thousand doctors propose to
meet together and discuss medical sub
jects. The benefits that will result from
this can not be estimated. While the
doctors are in convention everybody will
get well.-Boston Globe.
CLANS are now made OF india rub
ber, and painted SO artistically that they
can not be told from thegenuine article.
For making clam chowder a few dozen
of them will last q restaurant a lifetime.
Philadelphia Chronicle Herald.
"A man need not flatter himself on
everything about his house being as reg
ular as clockwork, simply because he
buys everything on tick. Unlike clock,
he will run down when his affairs are
wound up.-BOStOn Transcript.
--"Pa," quoth Sammie to his sire,
"why don't you 60 out WestP" "Why
do you ask, my boy?" "Because Bill
Higgins father went, and he struck a
banana!" ga bonanza, you mean, Sam.
mie!" "Well, what's the differenceP"
"Why, when people strike bonanza it
sets them up, and when they strike a
banana it sets them down-and very
emphatically, too. KonkerS Gazette.
An Austin man, whose name we
suppress, Is closer than the bark on a
tree. He walks home to dinner through
the hot sun and dust every day, not
withstanding he lives right on the line
of the street-cars. "Look here" said
Gilhooly, "you would have twice as much
appetite if you rode home in the cars ~
"That's just why l walk. It's so hot
and dusty that | can't eat bite after
I've walked home. | save both dinner
and car-fare. If L was to ride home I'd
eat myself into the poor-house in less
than year, am such hog."-Teras
| SttttngS.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1881-08-20
That Terrible Small Boy.

1t was Sunday evening. Angelica
had invited her "best young man" TO
the evening meal. Everything had
passed Off harmoniously until Angelica's
seven-year-old brother broke the bliss
full silence by exclaiming, "Oh, ma!
yer oughter seen Mr.. Lighted the other
night, when he called to take Angie TO
the drill; he looked so nice sittin'
'long-sidc of her with his arm"
''Fredn' screamed the maiden, whose
face began to assume the color of
well-done crab-quickly placing her
hand over the boys mouth. Yer
oughter seen him. continued the per-
sistent informant after gaining his
breath, and the embarrassed girls
hand was removed; "he had his arm
"Freddie," shouted the mother, as in
her frantic attempts to reach the boys
auricular appendage she upset the con
tents of the teapot in Mr.. Lighted 5
lap, making numerous Russian war
maps over his new lavender pantaloons.
81 was just goin' to say" the half
frightened boy pleaded, between cry
and an injured whine, "he had his
arm" "You boyr Numbered the
father, "away to the woodshed. And
the boy made for the nearest exit, ey-
claiming as he waltzed, Il was only
going to say Mr.. Lighted had his army
clothes on, and leave it to him if he
didn't" And the boy was permitted
to return, and the remainder of tho
meal was spent in explanations from
the family in regard to the number OF
times Freddie had to be talked to-
for using his fingers for ladle.