The Northern Pacific farmer., 1881-11-03
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Count up mans calamides and where would
you find time to take tho rest Of his inventory?
-- Between crying over split milk and laughing
at fsaera), there ought to be q happy me-
dium.
Let the poor sufferer from female complaints
take courage and rejoice. Lydia E. PihkhaM's
Vegetable Compound will restore you.
The quality of mercy is not strained" 'Well,
said Yankee inventor, 'sl'll put nv wits TO
work and invent strsiner thatu fix that all
right.
Bridling the press is not success You may
put bit in it's mouth and pull hard, but the
first thing you know the breeching is loose and
there is q t:kickipg."
A wag seeing a door nearly OF its hinges, in
which condition it had been come time, observ-
ed that, when it had fallen and killed some one.
it would probably be hung.
It is impossible for woman, after faithful
course of treatment with Lydia Z. Pinkhan's
Vegetable Compound, to continue to suffer
from weakness, drugeists say.
'sThe wall Of departed spirits is on the night
spirits have departed the man no longer walls,
but starts for home with his hand on the door
key.
Thousands Of women havo been entirely
cured of the most stubborn cases Of female
etable Compound. Send to Mrs. Lydia T..
Pinkham, 133 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass.
for pamphlets.
Lydia E. Pinkham's vegetabl, Compound,
the great medicine for the cure of all female
complaints, is the greatest strengthener of the
back, stomach, nerves, kidneys, urinary and
genital organs of man and woman ever Known
Send for circulars to Lydia E. Pinkham, Lynn,
Mass.
It is not what people eat, but what they d.
geet, that makes them strong. It ia not what
they gain, but what they save, that makes
them rich. It is not " at hey read, but what
they remember, that makes them learned. It
is not what they profess, but what tkey prac-
tice that makes them good.
a little fellow Of i've going along the street
with dinner pail is stoRRsd by kind hearted
my little man?" ''To school" ':And what do
'sTo write?" ssNo" ssTo oountP" ssNo' -
'What do You do?" II wait for school to let
out "-Buffalo Express.
Milton received $25 for '.Paradise 10 +"
Pope $40, 900 for his translation Of Homer,
Edgar Allan Poe $40 for his famous poem,
'The Raven" Tennyson $5, COO for single
poem. Shakespeare received only $25 for
Hamlet" while Lydia E. Pinkham receives
$4,000 per month from the sales of her
Vegetable Compound, Liver Pills and Blood
Purifier.
A Yankee coachman was driving some En-
glishmen about Boston recently, ana at last
brought them to the monumentO on Bunker Hill.
"Ah. yes" said one Of the explorers, I believe
this 3s tho place where we Englishmen gave
driver scratched his head, and then quietly re-
piled, 'Mister, can yeu tell me who OWLS this
parcel Of ground at the present time.
Socrates, at an extreme old age. learned to
play on musical instrumental Cato, at 80
years of age, learned the Greek language.
Plutareh, when between sixty and seventy, BE-
gan the study Of Latin. DR.. johnson applied
himself to the Dutch language but few years
nearly hfty years OF age wheh she discovered
her Vegetable Compound. By these facts We
see that it 10 never too late to learn.
The physica. Ills whice are peculiar to wo.
men sic seldom mentioned, either in converse
ton or through the press, through false mod
eety: and yet the per centage OF these diseases
are on the increase. Thousands Of women to-
day cherish grateful remembrance of tho Veg
etsble Compound which is prepared by Mrs.
u
any other medicine; and al the world should
know Of it's curative effects See advertisement
in another colum.-Lyzn Transcript
'.For two years I was . great sufferer from
Kidney Complaints. 1was unable to attend to
my bosiness, and Vas comfortable only when
lying down, at times being in 40 great distress
that could rest neither night nor day. I had
had several doctors, but received no benefit
from any. 1 trisd about ill the medicines ad-
VERT. ed for Kidney Complaints, but expert
enced no relief. Having heard OF the wondef.,
full effect ofMra Pinkham' VegetableO Oompol
In Female Complaints, and knowing It " q
vertised - . remedy for Kidney Compl
tried It and began to improve before; ej
bottle was taken. continued the
Compound, and In less than three r.
perfectly we'll. and have not -
finca consider it the greate
Kidney Complaints ever yet di6 "a 1s III
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