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Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
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Easy Hour, in recent issue says: "But
one of the most important Developments
concerning ST. JACOBS On is the discovery
that it has properties which are beneficial
to the animal as well as to the human
species. It has, Of late, been in active de-
mand among livery men and others for use
on horses suffering from sprains OF abra-
sions. The most prominent instance known
of in this connection, is that related by MI.
David Walton, well-known Friend, who
keeps livery stable at 1245 North Twelfth
street Mr.. Walton states that he was
boarding valuable horse belonging to
Benjamin McClurg, also a resident Of
North Twelfth street. A few weeks ago
the animal slipped and badly sprained his
leg, making him very lame. Mr. Walton
used two bottles of ST. JACOBS On on the
animal and found within less than one
week, that there was no need for any more,
for the animal was as well as ever.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
Use Redding's Russia Salve.-Cuts, burns

Uncle Sans Nerve and Bone Liniment is
most efficient in Rheumatism, Bruises, Burns,
Scratches ard many other ills incident to man
and beast. Solo by all Druggists.
Save your Rsrress by oiling it with Uncle
Ssm's Harness Oil, which will keep ii soft and
!catler Sold Iy ali Harness Makers.
dieease, rui1ieg the blood, improves the appe-
tie, eivcs smooth glossy coat, and keeps the
Ill inai in good condition. All Druggists sell it.
Dc not neglect Cough or Cola, Eilert's E1-
tract OF Tar and Wild Cherry is standard rem
etIy i'll all throat Gs:hmauc and bronchial af
fCctions, and has savcd many valuable Lives. II
never fails te give satisfaction. Sold by all
Dtrrgias.
DR.. Jaout's Conan Worm Gales are an ef
fectUal aid safe lem, dy for wO1ms. They are
,leasant 10 take ard not only destroy the
worms, but remove all traces Of Them from the
s, SEN, leaving tie child healthy and strong.
they are war; nted to give perfect satisfaction.
Sold By all Druegist5.
Fer Headache, Constipation, Liver Complaint
and al bilious arrangements of the blood, there
If no remedy as sure and safe az Eilerts Day
Eight Liver Pills, They stand unrivalled IN re-
moving Lille, tCnI 6 the stomach, and IN giving
healthy action 10 the liver. Sold by all Drug
gists.
Dr. Wincbell's Teething Syrup has never
fai led to give immediate relief when used in
casce Of Summer Compliant. Cholera -infantum
or painr il tie stomach. Mothers when your
lt.lr daIliues arc suffering from these or kin
died causes 10 not Ecsi sic 10 give ii trlal, you
will surely be PIE, sed with the charming ef-
feet BE sn;e 10 buy DR.. Winchclrs Teething
Syrup Sold by al Druggists, only % cents per
tItte.
EVERY farmer and teamster should know
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

"A finance fOf EeaicH 49,.
Is afforded those fast sinking into condition
OF hopeless debility. The means are at band.
In the form of genial medicinal cordial, Hos
tetter's Stomach Bitters embodies the com,
bined qualities of blood fertilizer and
depurent, a tonic and an alternative. While, it
promotes digestion and assimilation, and slim
ulates appetite, has the further effect of puri-
flying the life current and strengthening the
nervous system. AS the blood grows richer and
purer by its use, they who resort to this sterling
medicinal agent, acquire not only vigor but
bodily substance healthful change in the
secretions is effected by it, and that sure and
rapid physical decay which chronic obstrucc-
ton Of the functions Of the system produce is
arrested The prime causes of disease being
removed, health is speedily renovated and Wig
or restored. 90
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

to take blue pill, but didn't for had al
ready been poisoned twice by mercury. The
druggist told me to try Kidney Wort, and did.
It was Just the thing for my biliousness and
onstipstion, and now am as we'll as ever. u
Torpid kidneys and liver is the trouble, fo1
which Kidney-Wort always proves to be the
best remedy known-Hartford Courant.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

TIC ftNpIF f8pHF.
For fifty cents we will mail the Omaha Week
ly Bee two months to any address. This liber-
al offer is made to introduce the Bee to those
who are not familiar with it. The Bee is the
only Republican Anti Monopoly paper in this
section. Fearless and outspoken on all the
issues of the day; demands The regulation of
the railroads by the Legislature. advocates the
rights Of the producing and industrial classes
is live Journal, and tile leading paper of the
west Postage stamps taken in payment. Sam
pie copies free. Address,
WEEKLY BEE Omaha Neb
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

Indigestion, Dyspepsia, nervous prostration.
and all forms Of general debility relieved by taking
Mensman's PeptoniZed Beef Tonic, the only
preparation of beef containing its ensi,e nutritious
properties. It is not mere stimulant like the ex-
tracts Of beef but contains blood-nadfng force
Grating and life sustaining properties; is Invaluable
In all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of
haustion nervous prostratiop, overwork, or acute
disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary
complaints. QAswELL, HAZARD l. Co. Proprtetors,
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
Bad For English Farmers.

While the farmers of the greater part Of
the United States have seen their summer
crops wither and their pastures dry up for
the want of rain, in England it is quite the
reverse, and so much water has fallen of
late that nearly all operations On the farm
have been at a standstill. The season in
Great Britain commenced very favorably,
and there was every indication Of full crops
and fair weather for gathering them; but
recent reports show that the prospects Of
the farmers are not very encouraging. In
addition to bad weather the foot and
mouth disease has broken out among cat
tie in several counties in England, causing
severe losses, although strenuous efforts
are being made to suppress this fatal ma
lady.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

Washington and Baltimore society is enjoy
ing sensation over tie secret and romantic
marriageof Clara Hamilton, daughter Of Mary
lands governor, to young man named Stan
hope, the ceremony being performed on Mount
Peake, the highest point Of the Blue Ridge
range in MARYLAND
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

liver. No aches in the back, no piles or consti-
patton. The cure for these diseases is Kidney
Wort This great remedy keeps up the tone
Of the whole body by enabling the liver, bowels
and kidneys to perform their functions per-
fectly. Both the Liquid and Dry are sold by
DRUGGISTS Pioneer Press
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

DISEASED LUNGS are greatly on the increase
in this country. 1t is estimated that 100, O0C
die yearly with Consumption. Many fall vic
Tins through their ov n imprude2ce. A better
remedy than ALIENS LUNG BALsAM for affect
ing perfect cure, cannot be found. Physi-
clans are recommending it.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

Chester A. Arthur is the first native
Of New England who has occupied the
presidential chair since Franklyn Pierce,
and the only chief magistrate who was born
in Vermont
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
..THRoW pnYsIc mo- THE DOGS. J.

Take the open air,
The more you take the better;
Follow natures laws
To the very letter,
Let the doctors so
To the Bay of Biscay;
Let alone the gin.
The brandy and the whisky.
Freely exercise,
Keep your spirits cheerful;
Let no dream of sickness
Make you ever fearful.
Eat the simplest food,
Drink the pure cold water;
Then you win be well,
Or at least you ought to.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

The wife of the late Senator Burnside
was Mise Mary Richmond,a descendant, on
her mothers side, of Roger Williams. She
died II 1876. The General was Of Scotch
parentage; his ancestors settled in Sonth
Carolina
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
A Ehanoa for Health

New Orleans has six women to every five
men. This is said to be greater excess than
in anV other city in the Union.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

Lydia E.. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
doubtless ranks first as curative agent in all
diseases of the provocative system, degenera-
ton of the kidneys, irritation Of the bladder,
urinary calculi, &c &c. Send to Mrs. Lydia
E. Pinkham, 233, Western Avenue, Lynn,
Mass for namphlets
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
The best in the Yorld--National Yeast

TT Does Beat All Nature What demand
they have for Dr. Halliday's Blood ParIfier, at
Crossman & Plumners, City Hall drug store.
Hundreds of bottles of this wonderful remedy
are sold every month. II certainly has proved
itself in the last five years to be the best blood
purifier ever introduced in Minnesota, and no
one suffering from any disease arising from
impure blood should neglect to try it Minnie
apoiis Journal For sale by all western drug
lists. Noyes Bros Cutler, druggists; whole
sale agents, ST. Paul, Mimi
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

A woman who was accidentally wounded
in the hand by rifle shot from boat OF
British gun vessel has received from the
government ST. 600
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
Pottstown Daily Ledger

Pottstown Daily Ledger.
Michigan journal relates the following:
Amos James, Esq proprietor of the HUI
ron House, Port Huron, Mich. suffered so
badly with rheumatism that he was unable
to raise his arm for three months. Five
bottles of St. Jacobs Oil cured him en-
tireIy
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
The Peoples Paper.

There is practical vein in the Philosophy
Of Herbert Spencer. He is going to marry
an American heiress.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
DON'T DE In the HnuIe.

The Northern Pacific railroad will send and
exhibit of Minnesota and Dakota products to
the Atlanta cotton exhibition.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

To remove fat. A great many recipes
have been given; but the quickest way is to
call the SOAP grease man.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

If Ihad any skin or blood disease, like tet-
ter, itch, scald head, pimples, sore eyes, sero:-
ull, etc., I would take "Lindssy's Bl God
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

Brain and Nerv,

Bed Bugs, Reaches,
Rats, mice, ants, flies, vermin, mosquitoes, in
sects, &C., cleared out by Trough on Rats. "
15c boxes at druggists.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

A friend Of ours was cured of fever and
ague by s'Selers Liver Pills" Now he recon-
mends them to all he knows 80 -
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

Brain and Nerve.
Wells Health Remover, greatest remedy on
earth for impotence, leanness, sexual debility,
&C. 81, at druggists
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

but one avenue of escape from their aff1iction,
and that is Carboline. a deodorized extract OF
petroleum. the great hair remover, which being
recently improved, is more eficacious than ever
and is OluteIv faultless
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
WEEKLY BEE, Omaha, Neb.
1.-THE Doctor Told Me

The alligator is certainly sleepy looking
hing; but when awake for business it is
found there is some snap to him.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
PILESl PILES! PILES {

sure cure round at Last. NO One Need ouueF.
A sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding, Itching
and liberated Piles has been discovered ian
Indian remedy, called DR.. Williams Indian
Pile Ointment. A single box has cured the
worst cases of go years standing. No one need
suffer five minutes after applying this ointment.
Lotions and instruments do more harm than
good. William's Ointment absorbs the tn
mors, aliays the Itching, acts as a polIltice,
Piles, itching Of the private parts; nothing else.
Judg e COffinberry, OF Cleveland, says have use6
of pile cures and affords TO say
that have never found snything which gave such
immediate and permanent relief a. Dr. Williams
Indian Pile Ointment.
price, sl00. r q, HENRY & Co, Props. Cleveland, o
Moves B. - Cutler, agents, st. Paul. MiDn.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
Red Rings. RO

In April Last,
twenty-four members of Arlington's minstrels
were taking Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver
Cure. 1t made ther2 happy.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
VenDOrS pradfc

Lord Lorne arrived at Omaha on the 9Th ant
started for Winnipeg via St. Paul
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

From the Wilmington del Repub Lican:
Mr.. J. NJ. Scott, corner Third and Madi-
son streets, had remarkably fine horse
cured of the scratches by st. Jocobs Oil
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

Montreal dispatch says: The loss by the
burning of st. Theresa college is $3.50, 900;
insurance, 81 ,OCO
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
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Nn,& T,,nA EnlIn~,

Eyes, SIR" said MIR. Gallagher, 1T wae
funny enough to make a donkey laugh.
laughed till I cried"
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

A preachers face is kept sober by the
force Of gravity.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

An indianapolis exchange mentions that
st. JacohS Oil cured Mr.. j. A. Mattern, a
letter carrier Of that city, of severe sprain,
contracted in the war.-Detroit mich. J
Western Home Journal
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

fennOF 8 Predictions
so far have been wonderfully correct He says
1881 will be remembered as year of great
mortality. The German Hop Bitters Should be
used by everybody. Ask for German Hop Bit
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

Mrs. Susan May Bonaparte, who recent
ly died at Baltimore, leaves personal prop
ertY valued at over 500. 600
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

Don't DE in the House.
Ask Druggists for ''Roush on Rats. " 1t clears
out rats, nice, reaches, flies, bed-bugs. 15c.
1t is falacy to suppose that obnoxious skin
diseases can be renewed by ointments which
contain grease. To completely aud quickly
eradicate eruption, use Gfenn's Sulphur Sap,
which is clearly, pleasant and effectuaL
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
Atkinson Champion.

Atkinson Champion.
No Benefit.
An Indiana newspaper thus writes: Mr.
Geo. F. Helderle, of Peru, Ind, says that
he had suffered very much with rhenma-
tism and used many remedies without ben
eft. He found the desired relief in St.
Jacobs Oil.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
The Dresses Prepared for Mrs. Garfield and
Her Daughter MOllie

Her Daughter MOllie
New York Dispatch to thu Cincinnati Gazette.
The mourning dresses of Mrs. Garfield,
her daughter Mollle, and Mrs. and Miss
Rockwell, were made up yesterday by Lord
q Taylor, in the remarkably short time Of
nm hour and half.
EARLY yesterday morning, Mrs. Pearson,
wife OF Postmaster Pearson, and daugh err
of Postmaster General James, received o
telegram from her mother, appointing o
meeting at Lord g. Taylor's store at noon.
The train was delayed on the road, and
Mrs. James did not reach Lord q Taylor's
until about 2.15 p. m. Mrs. Window, the
wife of Secretary Window, was also present.
The order was then given, and the dresses,
eight in number, were sent to Long Branch
on the same train with Mrs. James, at
4:30 p. m.
The dresses are Of the finest mourning
material, called Henrietta, trimmed with
the finest English Grape, but made up as
BELTS the solemn occasion and Mrs. Gar
fields we'll known dislike of ostenration. in
the Simplest style and most excellent taste.
The principal Of Mrs. Gal fields dresses
may be said TO consist Of deep folds of
Grape, the un ierskirt being trimmed with a
fold eighteen inches deep, and the over
skirt, which is Of a very plain and unpre-
tentious nature, with deep fold to match
the underskirt. The waist is cut in BASQUE
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

The saddle horse knows enough of arith-
h.
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
Advice to Girls.

In marrying make your own match. Do
not marry man in order to get rid of him,
or to oblige him, OF to save him. The man
who would go to destruction without you,
will quite as likely go with you, and per-
haps drag you along Do not marry in
haste, lest you repent at leisure. Do not
marry for home and living. Do not let
any one sell you for money or position, in
to bondage which you could not redeem
with tears and lifelong misery. People
often become bewildered and do not find
out their mistake until it is too late Have
o mind of your own. Settle your hearts,
and make up. your minds alone. Do not
trust your happiness In the keeping OF
one who has no heart. Shun the man who
becomes intoxicated. Do not rush Thought
lessly into welded life, contrary to the
counsels Of father and mother. Love can
wait. Do not marry without love. Do not
regard marrying as absolutely necessary.
While it is the general order Of Providence
that people should marry, yet He may
have some other way for you. But if not
and you do marry, may your lines be such
that you may always keep in memory the fol-
lowing lines (for him who has promised to
cherish and protect you).
cannot forget thee-yon silvery planet
Would sooner forget how to follow the sun !;
The slow footed years, while they crumble the
granite,
Shall only dissolve our fond hearts into one
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13

EVERY farmer and teamster should know
that Frazer axle grease cures sore nccks and
scratches on horses
Morris tribune., 1881-10-13
WHAT SHE SAID.
/ showed my love my fond heart,
And asked would she be mine

Till cruel death do us part?
She answered me, Zach nein"
showed my love my handbook,
A nd then touched her soul;
She sighed with such frank look,
And sweetly lisped, GA wohl!"
Carl Schurz in Chicago Tribune
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1881-03-23
NEWRERRY S. c.. WEDNESDAY, MARCH %, 1881.

Days lengthenedint weeks, and
weeks into months, during which
time Jesse Gardner had become q
constant visitor at her uncle's
house. At first she tolerated his
visits and then she began, uncon-
sciously almost, to look for him.
The frank open face held a strange
fascination for her, and in her let
ters home his name was so Of
ten mentioned that her mother
thought she had succeeded in
banishing the image OF Charley
Ellerton from her heart.
CONCLUDED nert ,oeek.)
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1881-03-23

AN UNFORTUNATE MAN.-"Ca-
Iamity" Lapham is the name OF a
man who lives in Ottumwa, Iowa.
He acquired his unhappy sobriquet
from the numerous accidents OF
which he has been the victim. he
was shot a dozen or more times
during the war was run over by
a caisson, and went to the bottom
of the Mississippi river with o
transport sunk at the siege OF
Vicksburg. Since the war he has
had the cholera, smallpox, yellow
fever, been bitten by a snake,
struck by lightning and had three
ribs broken by a falling wall
during an earthquake in one OF
the South American States. a
short time ago mis- left hand was
cut off in an Ottumwa mill.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1881-03-23

A CLEVER DoDGE.-The story,
if rot new, is ingenious, of the
careful Bloomsbury matron, who,
having broken the cover ofa but
ter dish, went to the china shop
where it had been bought, and ],
with much artfulness, asked the.
proprietor if he would sell her 9
butter dish similar to her own
without it's cover. yes, = the
shopkeeper said, he would spare
one to oblige the LADY,, but he
must really charge her two shil-.
lings and six pence for It. But
the thing complete is but tsree
sbilllngs,' urged the customer.
Just so,' said the chipa-dealer;;
sout you see, the cover is absoe
lutely valueless; it, is the dish 1T
self that cost all the money, and.
the sixpepce l allow is more than
the worth of the cover. you are
sure of that 2 said the lady. quite,
Madam was the reply. Dear
mel exclaimed the customer,
.'how silly of me, to be sure! Il is
really cover l want and not the
dishr and putting down sixpenee
on the counter, she took up the
cover and and left the shop before
the astonished ;tradesman could
recover from his surprise snth-.
GENTLY to speak.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1881-03-23
Miscellaneous. &
SPOOPENDYKE'S SARDINES,

The Brooklyn Family Eats Them Uuder Diff.
culties.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1881-03-23
JOB FREyseTE.N'G 3
WHAT A BOY RED. :

A Duke, walking in his garden
one day, saw Latin copy ofa
great work on Mathematics lying
on the grass, and thinking is had
been brought from his library,
called some one to carry it back:
1T belongs to me, said the
gardeners son, stepping ",
Yours cried the duke 'Dosy syou
understand geometry and Latin p
4 know little of them, an
swered the lad, modestly.
The duke, having a taste for the
sciences, began to talk with the
young student, and was aston
ished at the clearness and intel
ligence Of bis answers.
But how came You tozknow SO
much 2 asked the duke.
r. 'One Of the servants taught me
to read answered the lad sone
does not need to know anything
more than the ta0entg four letters
IN order to learn everything else
one wishes But the geptseman
wanted to know more about6t. 8
after l learned to read, said
the boy, the masons came TO
work on your house | noticed
the architect used rule and. coma
passes, and made great mnny
calculations. What was the mean
ing and use Of that ? | asked and
they told me of q science called
arithmetic. l bought an arsths
metic and studied it through.
They then told me there was
another science called geometry.
L bought the books and learned
geometry. Then 1 found there
were better books about these
sciences in Latin. | bought a
dictionary and learned Latin. E
heard there we're still better ones
in French. / got a dictionary and
learned French. It seems 20 me
we may learn everything WEen
we know the twenty-four letters
Of the alphabet
They are, in fact, the ladder to
every science. But how many
boys are contented toswaste their
time at the first two or three
rounds, with not'pluck nor perse:.
verance enough to climb higher
Up, up, up, if you want to know
more, and see clearer, and take 9
high post of usefulness IN the world.
And if you are poor boy and
need little friendly encourage
| ment to help You on, be sure, it:
you have will to climb, you will
fnd!the way, justas the gardeners
| son found it afterwards In the
Duke of Argyll, under whose pa
rentage he pursued his studies
and became distinguished mathe-
ma.ician.
| Stones Mathematical Dictionary
for Stone was the young garden
er's name-was q celebrated
book published in London some
years ago.-Maynard journal.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1881-03-23

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