The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-01-13
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os,sl ~ struggling with piecs Of steak
easls oui 10 ths proprietor Say, don
tbs iulns 80 sith this ere nosif'
The eensps ,hos, something hk,
iseaiy par centam more females thar
males "a the coanig's population, Well
"a can't have loo lnuch u good thing
The lssiiss pattern after the gentle
mea la the matter II hats aud eioaks thi,
s@2soa Bat they d0ii, appear ts ba,e .
EsassrsAl liling fof our style Of rabbci
l.oAs
Mr. ra,tlpg,an returns from the sea
siis fYcs. I've been % "a sea side retort
have bad my sunancf eItortion, and
must confess m, spticipations surpassed
my expectations"
- Young gentleman rcc-ntly Of An
evening entertainment vas Asksd by mum.
b,f u gushing and music loving ladies il
ho would pay. Certainly" ssid he:
bring on tho cards, 4"
III. Troy Pres objects TO state park
al Niagara Pals. because il would be
away out on one corner" This Is ssd; 1t
would BE- difficult 10 remove the Falls 10 .
,aore sssily accessible locality.
When Pwas young man" says
Billings, II was always in hurry 10 hold
the Zig end Of the log and do all tho lift
ing. now am older. | seize hold OF the
small end and do all the grunting
An Ohio doctor couldn't tell whether
boy patient bad lung fever or cancer on
the stomach. but the boy WAS good enough
70 say that be broke his arm the day before
and thus got the doctor out Of the diem
ma
Shook. went homo the other night
very tired. He sat for ssmc time with his
sleepy gaze riveied on Mrs Snooks, and
then oomplacently remarked: "Well. I
declare. I You two gals don't lok nough
alike 10 be twins"
"A young person describing the looks
Of new iy arrived II. q. from the far west
as he appeared at the Washington depot,
says. I'll. looked as il be had como oil the
way across the continent ON the hurricane
deck OF mule"
The doctors dasghtsr--'I declare
you are dreadful lunatic. Mrs. McCiE-
zom. do believe you think nobody will
be saved but you and your minister Old
lady 'Awesl. my dear, awhilos haze my
doob,s ABBOTT the mecnistcrl"
An aged negro, the other day. was
showing Ito scars Of the wounds inflicted
by tho lash whom hc was slave. what
picturcr exclaimed sympathixing
looksr.on. Yes, responded the colored
brother. ''dats de work oh de old mas
tiers. o..
your little birjie has been very. very
sick, she wrote to the young man. 1T
was some sort Of nervous trouble. and
the doctors said should have perfect rest
aud quiet. and that | must think Of moth
ing absolutely nothing. And all the
/ ime. dear Jack, Thought constantly OF
you
$50 You enjoyed your visit 10 the me-
nagcrie. did your" inquired young Sill
hub Of bis adored ones little sister: 30,
yes and, do you know. we saw camel
that screwed its mouth and eyes swfully, .
and sister said II looked exactly as you do
when you are reci,ing poetry at the church
sociasles -
"A father gave unto his son 81 900 and
The latter went 10 Chicago 10 enter bust
hess 10 siI days he returned without
cent "You found the Chicago people
pretty smart didn't you. Peter," said the
bid gentleman, YES" replied the son
'but ~ha. you call pretty smart in Chica
90. We call durn mean here"
A Galveston man furnishes the follow
ng certificate Of = really valuable medi-
inc: ''Sir moa,hs ago was unable TO
move one OF hy Limbs, owing 10 rhcuma.
ism. tried one bottle OF your Lilo Re.
aewer aud nov my best friends are not
lble 10 keep inc from running for Office.
ave pasted the label on the sea. 81 my
sanis. and will ", down on my opponent
nth very heavy majority. Send me an.
,sher bottle. and viii Land In the United
states Senate
Young persoa applicant for house
maids sitpa,ionl: MAY ask, sir. II you
.eep boy'" Old Gent; "A boy No.
Nhyf" 20. 10 clean boots aud knives,
arry mp the Goals. and Old Gent: MAY
ask. con Won play the pianof" Young
,crson linbionslyl; mo, sir" Old Gent;
skk ,tsr l'r, afraid vor vo,'t aa,t.tl