, 1881-08-28

t'My l-g is getting better."-i1Eu,tl3 s.
II. Ambrose Thomas remained bachelor
until 63 years Of age. and is now sorry he lived
SO long.
"Yes, You May Kiss Ne, but DON'T You
Tell Pa is the title Of the latest song. Its
very evident that this girl was not addresstnga a
Chicago young man. In the free and boundless
West the boys never tell pa. In this section tho
old men all wear box-toed boots.
1t is interesting to learn from a Mr.. For.
mander. who is authority on Polynesian SUBJ
jec1s. that by "his vito kaikilanimuipanlo
Lono had two sons. one called keawehanauika-
valu aud the other Kaihikapumahana. Of whom
the first was the husband Of Akahikameenoa,
the daughter Of Akuhillikupu and Kahakuma-
kuliaa." II Lono had called his first boy Nike,
instcad OF Observation-Disclosures, he would have
saved Mrs. Lono a good deal of trouble wher
she was trying to get the young man up In r.
morning.
"uerc, take it, 'tis emptyl and fill 1t again
With wine that has srown old in the wood,
That in its proprietor's cellars has lain
So long that ut least it goes back to the reign
OF the famous Noshirwan the Good.
".With wine which the jovia1 friars OF old
Have carefully laid up In store,
In readiness there for the feast days to bold.
With liquor, of which ii u should be told,
He'd roll uwuy drunk from the door!
- The damscl who goes to and fro with the glass
Shamcs the pant young branch OF ths tree,
With so graceful and gentle an air does she pasa.
I'll drink all the night with Il merry young lass,
WEo's both lovely and loving to me!
-Oshkt.sh Folk-Song.
Cincinnati is growing more and mort
esthetc. 4 Japanese pottery painter from
Toxic has been hired to teach his art to the
female deyotccs Of ceramics over there. His
name is lchtduska Keno. It would look we'll
Oh plate itself, but the average Cinclnnatfau
loves to cat his pork chops on q plutter which
mas on 1t a picture of a green crane standing on
one leg in a red alfalfa field, talking to yellow
goose clrcllng In Il crome yellow sky. Still, not
withstanding all this refinement of taste. the
circus agents report thar when they hang out
their intiammarory bills In Cincinnati, some OF
the best ctize6s In the town come and sit On tho
sidewalk and gaze FOR hours at the CORY picture.
of the rhinoceros ripping UP an elephant with
shoemaker's paste hOrn--Enut0Ms st. Lo4n
Editor. -
:" l am very rich, my darling" she said
softly, punctuatiug her sentences with soft wasua
kisses. "Areadv l have $yJ.uJl worth OF ! per
cents registered In my name. und when the ieares'
are turning red In the golden October days and tao
fields laughing Ia the rich abundance Of bounti"
full harvest, shall cut OIL the cOupuns AMI when
pnIa dies he will leave me nearly *lo0U more Yes,
my sweetheart. nm very happy girl" ind fair
young head nestled conhdnely on the shoulder OK
the strOng-lnhed. haze1-eyed young man to whom
this avowa WINS made. IIe looked tenderlJ down as
the brown tresses and the Invisible net that ooano
them tu the tar forehead. Gently lifting the beau
tu faca to bis. he pressed passionate kiss on saS
full, red tips ttnt seemed only made for oscuIatloo.
Turning Ills head away, Herbert Ainsleagh appeared
fur II mutnent To be wrapped In thought Thea the'
ing Miriam With rich, warm, tuo-fdta-quarser Ks'
he sud: "Do you love ME, Etrdie!''
Inn Ik,-x~ %+ vEFfN
around his neck. and throwing herself uadly oS n~
shirt 'front.'
"Do not hug so hard, darling, AN you love me,os
uny colnr-stud will ruse casbunce on the pac&~
my neck" he said in low, mellow tones.
lit only the deep, passionate longing OF my lo'ss
Herbert 1t zecks nut Of cnrbuncles- But ron ato
right Too much pressure on the cervicsd verteo1e
Will cause exostoss 3ly Professor Of ANATOMY j
told me that"
land We will be married in the fall, my sreetT
"Yes, Herbert in the rich, hazy, sensnous days OF
Indian summer. when the low note Ut the farmer "
boy seeking the lost COW b heard as he Sis on 1no
stile ntd bflsphemes until the us7
hy leaves for a cooler spot You must take all ny
money, Herbert: 1t must be yours TO do as you WIZ
with it; to atan the glorious fnme thnt nwa's 1oa.
for know TINT mY 1oves name will SONIC da3 %
known through the length and breadth OF tne '@ue"
Surely. yOu hare au nn1bltlon:' :.
II have" said Herbert kissing her while she eauza'
her breath.
land you will not let any false pside stand In ths
WY OF using my money TO attain the hight you 1aln
would reachT'
"So. darling, will not You say you hare sll@N0
In per cents. 1t Is enough. Tomorrow Will 81.
md in less than duy y mime will be as fau1illa.
throughout the world as that OF Enclands prooa
Queen" -:
"Oh, Herbert, tuhat will you doF' ,.-=-:
~ shall purchase Maud s." :: :
Two minutes later human form fell With dull
thud the front porch Of the hauyhry porkpaekcrs
residence. 1t WAS Herbert AInsesat- The old MAJ
had fred hin nnt--E1o4 Hints Parrrsts" bV Het
stead. u - :.
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