The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1881-10-21
HUM0Ro oF THE DAY,

"a GOOD portraits s. d bof6Ie.
NIAGARA FAII.s andwhat's to prevoas
Ell PEKKISs is rail- mad, spelled hack.
wards.
DoEs it follow that woman raises
thunder. because she puts lightning IN
her bread2
IF YOU want to get rich, mount a
mule, because when you are on mule
WE should think that scstff pins would
get sea sick. They are 50 often on the
5osoms of such heavy swells.
SoNa of the Sioux Chief as he leaves
;he wlgwam of his Laughing Water :
"Oh, Sioaz-anna. don't you cry for
me.
Do Yor know who bnilt the ark ?"
asked Sunday. school teacher os alittle
street Arab Rnd the little fellow re-
oiled Nav =
CH1cAan hasa yiolinist who PLAYS with
Chicago would play with his feet--Ncu
York Teie9rasR.
A POET Tho was fond of oysters
Shelley. Ditto, ditto, ten pins-Bowles.
Do. Do. soft-shells- -Crabbe. Do. do,
BOTTLES Sucking.
IT is said that girl who wears No. 2
shoes and beautiful hose caR be scared
nto beliesing almost every little bit of
wood r stone she sees is mouse
Boston Post.
s. ga Lance part ~. our hsps inasss
sakes. The FffsFef 'ssss< got bounced
:o,. setting up sinfernal !" reception ior
informal recepnonlnlaasy lla ee'lie'N'o "A'ii
Dut we doubt II.
DID'sT ever thou gaze on lovely maid,
All glorious. radiant fair,
And think as thou saT'st those rich red lips
Because if thou did'st not, this is
/ good time to begin'st. - SteubenvilJs
/ Herald
/ Tom HOoD's most successful poem was
the Song OF the Shirt" A great many
American poets don't sing that sort of
/ song, because the subject is in use seven
lays IN the week, and it hasn't time to
be sung about. -Steu5enUiJte Herald.
SHE wears finest diamonds aud acss,
And is worth half q million, they says
Her set sociastic embraces
The fashion and wealth Of the day;
Her face Is a model OF beauty
Her praises sung o'er and DER;
But what are her wealth and her booty
Detroit Free Press.
A WOMAN may offer in excnse for her
3 req nose IlaL she ldctS 700 lightly, Dub
I what shall man say ?-E,rchGnqe. o,
he can offer the same excuse. He also
gets too tightly" by so-lacing himself.
/ -NOrTist03Cn Her0tI.
ALTHOUGH the marriage OF Miss Nellie
Grant to Mr. Sartoris, of England, was
criticised in this country at the time,
Nellie did well Her husband has an
income of about $40, 600 and one baby a
year. -KeHtucky State Journal,
A BALLET dancer is not good for much
unless she learns her business in toe toe.
Boston Courier. If her teacher knows
his business heel teach her TO keep in
step Y01CcOb Strauss. Must she put
her whole sole into t?-Steu6enUiUe
Herald.
HERE'S positive fact that occurred in
one of the public schools in this city re-
Gently: small boy was asked to name
some part of his own body. He thought
for q moment and then replid: Bowels,
which are five IN number, e, j, o, u,
and sometimes W and y.-Philadelphia
Bulletin.
"WAs it the drum major brave %
asked one soldier of another. "Oi
course, said the other; chow can I get
mp the necessary excitement, If fife
nothing to stir me 2" "Oh. well a man
musket courage somehow" said the first;
"I suppose most any one cannon occa-
sion. " Eyes, that Is the general order,
and I'm a bayonet," said the other
" though l wish I'd never be gun"