The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1881-04-01
HuMoRs or THE DAY.

n huMVKS OE IhE DAY.
A DERRICK is biyalye boea,Ise il isa
holster.
Tan way for a bad boy to go on q bens
der is over his mothers knee. - 8
Nusr people that see trouble. would
be happier if they would close their
eyes.
"TEErn inserted without payin' /"
remarked the tramp, as he bit into
stolen pie. .a
BRIGHAM YouNG had eleven children
by his wife, Eliza, and he called her his
fertiliza.
YouNa people ARE always ready 10
adopt the ''latest wrinkle II is the first
wrinkle Tint they object to, ~ s
No wonder we have white milk, cause
the the kick Of COW is enough 10 turn
the milk-pail. ---Rokogl0 ItiDiWe
"You can't comet, she remarked 10
him, as he tried to snatch q kiss from her
rosy lips, as they were out star-gazing
the other evening. efe
TnE lad reaehed up iep Auptie's cake, II
EsE But aulokly made pause.
For something grasptd his collier, aud
lie nlew 'twAs Anie'a claws .l.t...s
-Diaissmrnf Seaii,et
CuRIosTY shop" Oh, what a lovely
vase, It's antique, il it not?" mo.
ma'am, itia modern. What q pityl it
was SO pretty"
The Baltimore Egfg iSdtfudog COM
mences an item with " An old woman
died III the west end last week. IL is
supposed the result was just as fatal as
il she died all.oyer
AN old bachelor who was called to- an
account for still remaining in single
wretchedness gave as q reason that
Congress hasn't yet removed the tax on
matches, you sec.
yovNu man who lived at NJ Paul
Came her apd attended bali ftats.s
He made love t3a belle,
Wheu She said SO ,o- vol ffssf.
Rolomo Yfibuae.
THe father who Furnishes lid for the
prapks he himself has played usually
| tales a fair view Of the case AT least he
| doesn't take 'sonce-I-did' view cf H..
Boston Post
| seLooK here. boy this il miserable
! certificate your teacher sends me OF your
standing said Galveston parent 10 lfis
son. 'f'Iaint my fault. didn't .haye
the getting up Of it, or it would have
| been all right
Il IIIIOUETfE MItlSb " llO W lHtinllb
/ il in our opinion it would be proper for%
him to support o young lady II she we're
taken with faiut-eyen il he hadn't
been introduced Proper, young man,
certainly prop her by all means.
i TIE train had Just rolled into The sta
ton, and little Charley stood listening a
| moment TO the sound Of the Westing-
1 honse escape Then, turning 10 his
i gaH,o,, ~ .atI. ffDo fba fpoft,ofet oil
Y ont o breath, amt it2y---BoSton Tran
script
Jusr why q man should be aahamed
TO own that he is injured by a fall We
don't see, but ninety-ninc men ont OF q
hundred on getting up from q slippery
spot. will lie like butchers, and say.
ssNot hurt at all, when in truth they are
bruised and slKun in over twenty, places.
-Boston Post.
TIE child OF very fashiona bic family
was sick, and the colored servant whs
sent to the drug store with prescription.
"If the child can not keep the FIRST pow
der on its stomach, you must give u an
other one." remarked the clerk as he
pasted on the label You don't reckon
we would give him the same powder ober
again, docs yer? We amt no poor folks,
we ain t. - Medical Journal. s
HisRE is good illustration Of the mo-
tiyes by which most men are moved: A
Sunday school teacher said: Now,
children il a boy should strike yoh on
yorr way to school, ii would be your
duty to forgive him, wouldn't it2Y Yes,
, ma'am,7 from the whole class tAnd
You would really forgive him, wouldn't
you?n One little fellow answered With
calm deliberation, Yes, inaam; think
/ would, specially ii he was bigger than
! an a..a