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Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-08-20

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FRENCH MA8RlAGEg.
lie Charivari: Men cling to their
wives for various reasons
Through mere love Of comfort, a.
one is attached to good kitchen
utensil.
Through economy; you could not
hire . servant who would not cost
you twice q much and serve You
only half a we'll.
Through pride just as one per-
sistain refusing to reconsider a fool
| ish choice one has made lest people
should talk about it.
Through love Of peace: . separa-
ton wonld cause 70 much scandal
and create 80 much trouble.
Through self-interest her dowry
would have to be given back to her,
and then she does the work Of good
clerk.
Through fear Of public opinion:
What would the neighbors say, her
friends, and above all, her relatives.
Through imitation: Everybody else
sticks to his wife, so one must do like
the balance.
Through decorum: 1t makes man
respectable.
Through instructive attachment to
the children one has had by her.
! Through force Of character: just
as a great soul bears catastrophe
without a word Of complaint.
Through virile dignity: One must
respect ones name, You know.
Through legal compulsion: There
lis no cause to offer for a suit, there
are no facts to justify it.
: Through religion: The church
torbids divorce.
}, Through philosophy: All women
resemble each other.
! Through spirit of penitence: ut
is my fault, all my fault, my most
) grievous fault"
Through petty vanity, because ev-
erybody says, "Oh, what a splendid
woman !"
Through love Of appearances:
: "Bah when there is sensible un-
Outstanding, the wife will not inter
} fere with the husband"
. Through prudence: 1t is danger
a GUS to lead a fast life.
r Through remorse Of conscience !;
"poor little woman, it is not her fault
II that am tired of her,"
: through spite: 30 nave ueen
J, caught in the ap,-sh let others
t fall into it alson
And now, We trustworthy apostles
Q Of domestic worship that | have
n summed up these variations Of con
e| jugal attachment, find me the house
! hold have been looking for, 10
70 these twenty years, in order that ]
.. may be able to add
n Sometimes after few months o.
it married life man still clings to his
IF wife through love-
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-08-20

A Cough, Cold or Sore Throat should be stop
ped. Neglect frequently results in an Ineura-
Die lang Disease or Consumption. BROWNS
BRONCHIAL TRocHEs are certain to give relief IN
Asthma, Bronchitis, Coughs, Oatarrh, Co''stt1ap-
ton and Throat Diseases, For thirty years the
troches have been recommended by physicians
and always give perfect satisfaction. They are
not new OF untried, but having been tested by
wide and constant use for nearly an entire gen
Grafton, they have attained well.merited rank
among the few staple remedies of the age P~e
lie Speakers and Singers use them to clear and
strengthen the Voies. Sold at 25 cents box
everywhere.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-08-20

The medicine crop shows no falling
off. More bottles to the acher than
ever.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-08-20

Gen. Hancock and staff, reached
Boston on the 18th inst, on an in
spection tour.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-08-20
BATON ROUGE. AUGUST 90, 1881.

Texas has a new law making it mis-
demeanor to ipjure baggage by handling
it 'maliciously, carelessly or recklessly.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1881-11-24
MILLHEIM HOTEL,
w NiLLHEfH. CENTRE COUNTY. PENS'A.
w. s. AUSsER, Proprietor.

Tao tosH of Miiikeim Il located IN Peun's VALLEY
zh0ui tee miles from Cobufu Station. On TIE Lewis
baFE. Centfs and spruce Greek Railroad vita eur.
rnandlnas that maks IL
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1881-11-24
PLEASANT SUMNER RESORT.

8eus8 uoui sshinE in the Immediate viciuity cab
runs 60 every train. A. the RlIhsn Hotel .rrarb.
mndHtiout vili be found hrtiiAss and terms uodsf.
ate igns =. lssa-Its
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1881-11-24

Ia Printing done in the best style, on
short notice and At the lowest rates.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20
Parlor Games.
HINT TIE RING.

A circle is made, and a piece OF
tape or string is Obtained sufficient
long to reach all around the inside.
A ring is then slipped on to it, and
the ends are tied together. Each
of the players take hold of the tape
or string with both hands, and the
person whom lot or choice has
marked out for the victim, standing
in the middle of the circle, is next
made to turn around three times
without shutting his eyes or sub
hitting 10 any other disadvantages
and is then let loose to hunt for the
ring The object of the rest or the
players is, of course, to prevent bis
catching it, and they pass it from
one to another, covering it with
their hands as rapidly as possible.
If 8 constant backward and for
ward motion of the hand is kept up,
it will be found extremely difficult
to discover where it is SO as to
stop it before it disappears. As in
the fairy tale, it will often be seen
to CLEAN, but only to disappear
When effort is made to grasp it,
and the victims only chance is the
greatest possible rapldity in open
ing and shutting every hand ronnd
the circle, to each Of which he has
Immediate access as soon as
he has touched it; it is unfair
to pass the ring from under hand
after it has been touched and be-
fore it had been opened, and the
player in whose possession it is f
nally found becomes in turn the
victim
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20
How French Women Gross the
Street,

1t is q treat to see a Parisienne
cross a muddy street. She advapc.
es on tiptoe to the edge of the pave
ment. There she poises like bird
ready for flight, and then she raises
her dress no more than enough to
show her snowy, embroidered skirt,
the dainty hose and elegant bot
tines, and without more delay she
trips across, toe and heel barely
touching, and mud refusing to
cling to the fairy feet that hardly
leave an impression on it. Landed
on the other side, she gives her fine
feathers a little shake into place
and passes on with shoes that look
as il put on that moment.
Watch an English woman imme-
diately afterward. She reaches the
curbstone, comes TO a dead stand
still, and stolIdly eontemplates the
muddy road. Finally she selects a
route. Then very cautiously she
lifts her dress, making sure that the
tops of her shoes are under cover,
and then slowly advancing, she
puts her right foot out-plum it
sinks into the soft mud; then the
left-plum it goes, the water oozing
over it; and then splashi splosh
until the other side is reached,
wheh, with soiled skirts and soaked
shoes, she proceeds on her wet and
muddy way.
Nothing could be more character
istic Of their respective nationsli-
ties, and nothing could be more
amusing than the mutual contempt
for each others ways.--tParis let
ter.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20
A Young Woman's Heart out Of
Plaoe,

New York Mercury: A curious
case of malposition OF the heart was
recently discovered by a physician
in q patient vino was consulting him
for spinal trouble. The woman is
about 20 years old, of good form,
handsome face and pleasing dispo-
sition. A careful study of the pre-
disc locality and form of the heart
shows it TO be transferred to the
right aide of the chest, and instead
Of the apex beating just below the
breast. it strikes upward against
the right collar-bone, near its outer
third. In this case there must be
a double curve to the large vessels
Of the heart, and the base Of her
heart is downward. In other
words, this heart is on the wrong
side of the body, and is upside
down. This unnatural condition
does not give rise to any serious in
convenience, except when moving
too quickly or going up stairs,
when the organ beats with painful
violence against the collar-bone,
where its motion is plainly visible.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20
Smoking Orchards unaucoessfrl,

A writer in the Rural World de-
scribes an unsuccessful attempt to
keep of the curculio, by smoking
his trees, fifty in number. A bar
rel OF coal tar was bought and sew
eral holes dug six inches deep
throughout the orchard. Corn
cobs were dipped in the tar, placed
in the holes, and set on fire. The
operator says that be "got a nice
smoke" and had his holes to suit
the wind. The work was repeated
three mornings in each week for .
month. The whole process did NO
good, the young fruit being badly
stung. As this remedy, comments
Mr.. j. j. Thomas, is frequently
recommended by those who have
given it q trial, such failures as this
are worth recording. The Earring
process, properly conducted, is cas-
Ter, cheaper, and more efficient; if
not properly applied it is of little
use.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20

shake hands with her. This the
boy din. The schoolmaster Tn, n
said that Shik, 70 make = AMENDS
must kiss the girl; but this be re-
fused positively 10 do. HIS re-
fusal brought him another whip,
ping. Still he said..sshe would no.
kiss the girl. Then he was noggeo
for the third time and sent home.
Believing that the teacher had no
right to insist on their sons kiss,
ing any of the girls that attended
school with him and that he had
punished the boy unjustly, the boy .
parents had the teacher arrested on
q charge OF assault and battery. DE
was given a hearing By Justice OF
the Peace Stidd, who Isustained the
teachers cause and ordered his DIS
charge. 1t 10 said this case will De
carried into the county court
[Shohola (Ps.) Dispatch to Ne"
York World.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20
The Farmers Life.

There is quiet about the life of
farmer, and hope of a serene
old age, that no other business or
profession can promise. A profess
sIonsl man 10 doomed sometimes to
feel that his powers are waning.
He is doomed to see young and
strong men pass him in the race of
life. He looks forward to an old
age Of intellectual mediocrscy. He
will be last where once he was first.
But the farmer goes as it were, into
partnership with nature-he lives
with trees and fowers-he breathes
the sweet air OF the fields. There
is NO constant and frightful strain
upou his mind His nights are
filed with sleep aad rest. He
watches his flocks and herds az
they feed upon the green and billy
slopes. He hears the pleasant rain
fall upon The waving corn, and the
trees be planted in his youth rustic
above him as he plants others for
the children yet to be.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20


down for centuries. Except for the
interest of the ceremony in shat
light it was a very dull and tedious
affair, conducted in melancholy ST.
lence, and the young bride, with
her Whitened face and painted lips,
looked and moved like an automa-
ton.
From all that / can learn think
that Japanese wives are. virtuous
and faithful under circumstances
which we should think the most
trying, as even apparent fidelity on
the part OF the husband is not re-
garded either IS Virtuo or a con-
ysntional requirement. On this
point / think there can be no reas-
enable doubt.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20
Rsfusinr 70 Kiss a Girl.

Barryville, Sullivan county, N.
Y, lies opposite this village. Its
district school is taught by young
man named Reuben Frazier. George
Sink, aged II years WAS one OF his
scholars. Sink is a mischievous
boy, and the other day he trIpped
up girl about his own age rs she
WAS passing out OF the school room
door. He said it was an accident,
but the girl went back and slapped
his face. He struck her, and the
teacher called him up and logged
him with 4 stick. Then he was or
dered 20 beg the girl's pardon and
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20

. week, and on this the turkeys
grew famously, ~ fine Q drove 60
one need to see, and the way they
60 for the grasshoppsr 10 pleasure
to the husbandman. Previous
years it has been our custom to
yard or pen our turkeys az soon as
they are Matched; and never has it
been our luck to raise over half
sometime not . third-under such
treafmant
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20
No. n. N.ol o. 1eHo

MAoos, Ga, March 81, 1879.
From having been intimate for q number
ofyesrs With the proprietors of SWift's sy-
philitie Specific. I lave known much of its
manufacture and its use. There are men in
the communicated known citizens-who
were victims in early life TO Syphilis, the
most terrible curse that ever afflicted the hu-
man family, and who have taken the 8. g..
medicine; and are now, to all appearances,
and in their own bslief, and as free from
faint Of disease ~ the frat man, fresh from
the hands Of his Hakor. Delicscy of course
medicine, but am allowed TO refer tho
skeptic privately 10 those who viii endorse
everything that can be said In its favor:
Being professionally much opposed to en-
dorsing Recommending nostrums seores
remedies, IL 10 with hesitation ! attach my
name to this article; but know whereof
speak whom l say that our science has not
yet made public 9 combination equal 10 this
for the purpose indicated. The greatest
boon the government could bestov on hun
dreds Of thousands Of its citizens would be
to purchase this receipt of its proprietors,
and make Il public for the benefit of the
present and all coming generations.
T. L. MASSENBURG, Pa. @.
Prepared only by the swrFT sPxou1o
COMPANY, Atlanta, Ga.
VIM. Litterer q Co., Nashville, Wholesale
Agents.
Sold at Lacey q sumptsr's Corner Drug
Store: Call for copy OF "Young Mems
Friend" ap22-ly
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20
CrowdinR Fowls.

Poultry require plenty of house
room, for crowding them on their
roosts or having lily built dilspida-
ted or damp houses is conducive to
disease IT, on account OF breeding
more than one variety, because you
have limited ground, or because
you have fruits aud vegetables you
wish to keep the birds from, you
have to keep the fowls in restricted
quarters, by all means give them all
the exercise room you possibly can,
and there 10 far more danger Of Civ
ing them too little than too much.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20
Is STRONGLY ENDORSED.

4
Rev. e. F. l.. Gauss, Galena, ILL.,,
sufferer from pains in the small of the back
and region OF the kidneys, which was most
excruciating and at times almost insufera-
BILE. Doctoring brought no relief, and was
finally advised to go abroad and seek the
climate OF my youth. In Germany and
examinations, declared my suffeFinRs to
| arise from disease of the kidneys, Of long
stSnding, and could do me no good. was
however benefited by the climate and con-
SEQ uently returned. No sooner had been
back and resumed my pastoral work, when
the old trouble grew again so intense as to
make life burden. A few months ago
came in possession of one of Days Kidney
Pads, put 1t on and the effects were truly
| wonderful. The pains at once grew less and
are now. after wearing the second psd on
tlrely gone, and there can be no doubt that
/ am entirely cured, as l write this some
weeks after its use, and am strong aud look
again the very picture of health. l write
this perfectly voluntarily, and it is dictated
only by truth and gratitude. Indeed, con-
slider the Day Kidney Pad Co. Gods agen t
and great benefactors Of mankind. May all
the suffering be helped as have been is my
earnest wish.
John v: Eaken, Murray, Ky: have
now worn Days Kidney Pad about one
month. 1t has done me more good than
anything l ever used, and am improving
every day.
LariInOFe & Dean, Druggists, Niles,
Mich, 30 years in the businessl }: Days Kid
ney Pad is having large sale and gives bet
ter general satisfaction than any remedy we
ever sold.
Casper Weitzel, Policeman, Lancaster,
Pa: have been q great sufferer from kidney
complaint, and after wearing your pad IS
days feel bet ter than have in Is years.
DR.. A. j. StOner, Decatur, H.: Your
Fad Is doing great good here. Ii sells every
day and gives universal satisfaction.
GAUTT0M Owing to the many |
IN " 1lO1N' worthless kidney pada |
now seeking sale on our reputation, We deem |
It due the afflicted to warn them. Ask 70. |
DAYS Kidney Pad, aud take no other.
sep2-1y
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20
How 10 Raise Turkeys.

A writer in the San francisco
Chronicle, in an article on raising
turkeys, says: "Oit Of q drove OF
thirty-one little turks raised the
present season not one died from
disease; five were caught by some
wild animals after they were nearly
grown. They were fed twice per
day, on a mixture of corLmeal and
shorts, half and half, with 8 wet
ting OF either sour milk or dish
water, and only enough of wettrng
to make the feed moist through :
Too much wstting in the food is
especially If only meal is
used. A pod of red pepper is oc-
casionally PIT in the feed, say twice
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20
The Sun for 1881.

Il
EVERYBODY reads the psun, In the sdi-
~ tions OF this Newspaper throughout The
year TO come every body will find:
L. All tho worlds news, 30 preaen ted that
.he reader will get the greatsst amount Of
lnIoinaton with the least improbable OK
penditure OF time and eyesiRht. The Sun
long ago discovered the golden mean botW sen
witty.
II: Much OF that sort Of news which de-
ponds less upon Its recognized importance
than npon it, interest 70 MANKIND. From
morning TO morning the Sun prints a oon-
tinued story Of the Ivss of real men and yro-
womens and Of their deeds, plans. lovss.
mates and troubles. This story il more va,
tbs. S 1.s more interesting than any roniAuOo
III. Good writing in every column. and
nssr ness, originality, accuracy and dooorum
IN Ine treatment OF every Anbjeet.,
w. honest comment. The suns habit Il
70 speak out feaTlsssly about men and thlnss.
" Equal oandor in dealing with aaoh No
htical party and equal readiness 70 oors-
mend What - pIaiseworthy OF 70 rebuko
what is blamAble in Democrat or RepnbIi-
VI. Absoiass Independence Of partisan or
Democratic principles. TIE Sun osp
nat the Government which the Coz .,,, .,sses
ives rs u good one TO keep. -ssutlon
,uty - 70 resist 70 ia utme-, ra..t n.Sioh %
ora o. men in the RO--abu P 800 mo y. Si
hat which eys.- government ia place Of
years I'm st; The year 1881 and the
isois. -, .nediately following will probably
r. the supremacy important contest
. q Sup oelloyes that tina victory will be nth
me people against the Rings FOR monopoI1.
zoe IIings TOT Plundsr and the Rirgp for in
var terms are a. follows:
..' tne DAILY Sun, four-paRe sheet Of
'Senty-eight columns, the prics bv mai
Paid' n S5 cents month, or IA 40 4
IesTi or. including the sunday pansr -
IN, sztnsi,pags sheet Of hfty-six colnmns' the
80 y 90 cents month, OF 81 10 year,
j, lie Ihe Sunday edition Of the Sun Is also fur-
IA 'SPArstoiy at go = year postage
The price ofthe Weekly sup. a,eht n...
Iy-si1 columns. 10 One Dollar a yeaI- no.
-. Psla; Fer clubs Of ten sending ton dol
As We will send an oxtTsl copy Zee.
Address /. W. ENGLANn
S..s. a. Publisher Of Tha Sun.
New York City.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20

Eat Boston it has been found that an
artesian well dug there rise aud fall
with the tide, showing communica
ton with the sea. 1t is proposed
to dispose or all sewerage matter
from that city by turning it into an
artesian we'll to be carried off into
the sea,h
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20

At Forts Buford on the night of
The 10th the thermometer mark
ed fitty-three degrees below
zero, and at Council Bluffs, Iowa,
thirty-five below, the coolest wealth
er known there for quarter Of a
century.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20

Columbia District, Tennessee
Conference.
Frnsr EOusD OF ouAaTnarr-MErrns.

EIhEf I1OUHD O <uAbTAhLr-MEE
Lynnsille ct, At New Lynnville. Oct 90. 81;
Olivet sta, Nov. 6, T; Culleoka sta, at Guile,
oka. Nov IS, Il; Mt Pleasant sta, At M
Pleasant, Nov 20, 81 /; Bigbyvills ct, 81 Big
Chapel. Dec &, 5; Trinity CT, AZ Codsr Grdva
Dec II, IL; Pleasant Valley ct, a. Habron
Dec Is, 10; Prospect CT, At Pr0speot, Dee as,
%; Rich Valley CT, ~ Aidbridee, Jan / q
Pulaski alta, Jan s, 8; Bee Spring aud Shiloh
sta, at Shiloh, Jan Is, l6; Efkton sta, Jan 81
20, so.
The district stewards viii meet Al the
Methodist Church in Pulaski At Il O'Clock
Nov 10, 1850.
JAMES A. oRAAE,
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20

A VALUABLE PLOURING MILL ~
"a miles from Lynnville, with good run b
custom and good local trade. Also iTJ<
s scIeA OF LAID, with good houao, orchard.
oAIns, etc. Address 10, GOLDMAN,
~eeSO-sm At LyRpVila-
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1881-01-20

Texans are horror stricken at the
cold weather which has overtsken
them this winter, and declare their
intention of reforming if they es-
cape freezing to death.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-02
Verdict of the People.

You have nice Establishment
the largest and incest Stock have nice
Overcoat Look that beautiful Suit What nobby
expect such immense Stock Apena Oh my large
Shirts for the Boys say Greenbaum you
have the incest Cndcrshrts for the price that have
Epscyn do know that will any Goods
from citizen that thought could find enough
find things and fine could Chicago
Detroit other large city, and good deal cheaper you
sell goods for those prices living
them make good living profit prices
buying obbers buy get our
Goods in large quantities at first
customers here less the mddleman profit yon
advantage in trading with
The above remarks made people carefully
through mammoth Stock Double Block
where most everybody knows o lately
In conclusion wish
look through Stock and learn whh
So do because put
trouble for Far and square dealing every
trouble to show Goods"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-02
Get Out Doors.

The close confinement of all factory
work gives the operatives paid faces,
poor appetite, languid miserable feel
ings, poor blood, inactive liver, kin
ney and urinary troubles, and all the
physicians aud medicine in the world
cannot help them unless they got out
of doors or use Hop Bitters. the
purest and best remedy, especially for
such cases, having abundance of
health, sunshine and rosy cheeks in
them. They cost but trifie. See
another column. 534w2.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-02
ASTHMA ts::, As: , all ss$ai.ia;' ;s'sa' sas
HA~ ~ ~-S n~~ cured by
COUGHS -AD4aass,s seTaslc
BALSAM,"
e.EbH.sbN y pleasant and un-
VVUWU failing remedy:

REFERENCES: Senator j. g. Blaine,
Washington, d. c., VIM. F. Kidder,
New YorlS, Chaplain G. G. McCabe,
Chicago, H., Rev. a. S. Weed, lions
Herald, also publisher Boston Pilot,
Rev. DR.. Torsey, d. d., LII. D., Kent's
Hill, Me j. L. Field, AlPena, Mich,
and thousands OF others. "The most
famous of all the medicines in the
market is Adamson's Botanic Balsam."
Springfield Republican. "The
workings of Adamson's Balsam are
daily astonishing the most eminent
physicians" Boston journal. Sold
by all respectable druggists and deal
ers, Price, 35 and 75 cts. "New
triafsizo" 10 cts. +. w. KIxsMAN e.
Co., Proprietors, Augusta, Me. 6ls