Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-11-09

Suppose the uubites Had Been Kissed?
cincinnati 1incs.St0r.
Let us look at this from another
standpoint. Suppose 4 Richmond regI-
ment passing through Boston should
kiss the pretty married ladies i'll the
streets and hug all the pretty girls. How
would that strike the average Hnhile'
Can Manage Two Worlds.
Chicago lnterOccau.
The story is revived thai Henry Wat.
terson, OF the Louisville CoUrrr-Jo'T1'I,
will become editor chief OF the New
York World, with intent TO make 1t IN
due time Tilden organ. There are mo-
ments in Watterson's life when he leelS
capable of managing two worlds, rot 10
mention the sun, moon and stars.
The stalwart Example.
Philadelphia Times.
The New York SIN, the abIest OF the
Arthur journals in New York, predicts
the defeat OF the Garfield Republican
State ticket in that Stste, and adds
The Ssalwarts will DO it,
While the Arthur Stalwarts are bolt
ing the Garfield Republican ticket in
New York, under the very eye OF Pres!-
dent Arthur, the Pennsylvania Stall
warts are denounCing the Garfield Re-
publiCans in Pennsylvania for boiling
AN out-aud-out StaIwart boss ticket.
They Pause and Apologize
Nashville World.
There could be no more awkard posi-
ton than that at present occupied by
Postmaster General James and Alton
nev General MacNeagh. One has Ills.
covered some crime on the part OF
Republican administration, and It be-
comes the duty 0! the other TO prosecute
this crime. They both know that ther
action is unpopular with the party, ami
hence they make step or two IN tHe
right direction, and then they deem II
necessary to pause and apologize.
That Boom
st. Louis Republican.
Why didn't Confederate bonds boom
while the Democrats had cOntrU! ~ Con
gress? Evidently the holders OF these
| Tac.bag curioSitirS understood very well
| that they would never be valuable an
| der Democratic rule. The ltepubI"an
party might be attacked by lit OF
stock. iObbing honesty, for II il not with
out record to justify expectations OF
that kind. With the bulk OF the Con
federate bonds in the right bands. It
would only be in keeping with the
| payment OF greeuback bonds with gold
for the Republican party TO make proVl'
| sion for the payment oil the Confederate
bonds and the necessary amending OF
the constitution.
How to 1--we ou Ten Dollars Week
From Food and Health.
A man with $40 week and another
to support must live at home. II hr
lives out he will grt inferior loci anu
become disconnected, and those deprn"-
ing on him will nave to 20 shor. Il
home. He should spend on lodging, 81
on food for two, -; on Goals, !i&ht,
dress, etc - Pieces OF fried meat are
extrayAgaut; 2;ews, with vegetable"
are profitable; fish, dressed
with sauce and vegetable, TO make meals
is profitable, so are fish pies; good, well
thickened soups; iruit puddlnGs; small
pieces OF roasts for Sundays, with &C
2ompanving vegetables ami wc.l-Selcr'"'t
pudding, Il few parsnlps AMI some hah','
potatoes for dessert, some pears stewed,
4 home. made cake and little cold meat
with houI" pickle or crosses !ur tea ut
supper; these are the combinations.
in Illustration in POINT.
Chicago Time.
The relations existing between Sena
tor Sherman and the present admhlS
tratiOn are apply illustrated by 4 story
told by gentleman On himself, N
the PENNSYLVANIA oil regions, IN the tall
OF 1868. In fhe spring oil that year Inc
bottom had fallen out oil the oil wells
and a few months later many who lad
estimated their wealth 10y the million
were worse than penniicss. SAID hc;
) Last wear this time vas IN tie morn
ing habit of tcliirg nay niger 20 hltch Il!
either the grav5 or the blacks, and rs hC
drove through the pr!nclpti streets 81
Titusvilie he would bring NJ with &
whirl in front of the main meat market
"'Hello. butcher boy" wou'j
shout; and, dropping clcaver, saw, oI
knife, and neglecrlng other customers
he would rush to the sidewalk, saying:
What will You have to-day, Mr.
Garfield?
"'Send up eight or ten pounds Of the
choicest cuts OF steak, two or three
prairie chickens, lot OF celery, gallon
of cranberries, and everything else in
proportion, and You cant send that Of
der too quick, either" would be the rc'
ply. Yesterday | tip.tOed into 'ne frar
door of that same shop, but another lei.
low had hold Of the Cleaver, when
said: Good, kind Mr.. Butcher, please
can | have five ceuts' worth OF liver.