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The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-01-19
He Laughs Best Who Laughs Last.

The train had started of. A young
man rushed breathlessly in. "Got left,
did your" "Well, amt 1 here?" he
responded. Then one said he could go
across the bridge and catch it, and an
other told him when the next train would
go, and made various suggestions. The
chap looked at the disappearing train a
few seconds, when somebody asked,
"Where were you going Then the
wicked fellow said, "Oh, I wasn't going
in it, but there was fellow in the train
to whom I promised to pay bill"
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-01-19
Early Rising,

A German physician Of celebrity has
lately been investigating the subject OF
early rising, and has come to the con-
.l1slon that, far from making man
healthy, wealthy and WISE" it has
quite the contrary effect, and shortens
LIE instead Of prolonging it. In the
majority Of cases which he has inves-
ngated, the long-livers have INDUCED IN
late hours, and at least eight out OF
every ten persons who attained the age
OF W and upward were in the habit OF
NOT retiring to rest until the small hours,
and remaining in bed until the day was
@ advanced. He has no doubt what.
ever that early rising is a most perni-
cious habit for those who go to bed late,
ana, like Charles Lamb, thinks it better
ana, like Charles Lamb, thinks it bettei
,1f everybody to delay getting mp until
me morning has had chance to be-
come well aired.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-01-19
A LUMP OF CARBON.

Tell me, lump Of carbon burning
Lurid In the glowing grato,
While thy flames rise twisting, turning,
Quench In me this curious yearning,
Ages past elucidate.
Tell me Of the time when waving
High above the primal world,
Thou, giant palm-troe, lifting
Thy proud head above tho shifting
OF the storm-cloud's lightning hurled,
While the tropic sea, hot LAYING,
Round thy roots its pillows ourled.
Tell me, did the mammoth, straytng
Near that mighty trunk Of yours,
On the yerdure stop and gaze,
Which thy ample base displays,
Or his weary limbs down laying,
Sleep away the tardy hours?
Perchance some monstrous saurian, sliding,
wadlled up the ne!ghboring strand,
Or leapt into Its native sea
With something Of agility,
Though all ungainly on the land
While near your roots, in blood-stained fray,
Maybe two ichthyc beasts colliding,
Bit and fought their lives away.
Tell me, ancient palm-corpse, was there
In that world of yours prmeval,
Aught OF man in perfect shape?
Was there goOd2 and was there oyn7
Was there man? or was 1t apo?
Tell me, lump OF carbon, burning
Lurid In the glowing crate,
Lies there In each human faco
Something Of the monkeys tracer
Tell me have We lost n link?
Stir thy coaly brain and think,
While thy red-names rise and sink,
Ages past elucidate.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-01-19
Charlotte COrday's Dress.

Alcibades is said to have cut of the
tail of his dog in order to give the
Athenians something to talk about, and
to divert their attention from serious
topics. Happy the people whose minds
can take occasional rest from serious
subjects, like politics, in the discussion
Of trihes At present the French press
is engaged i'll n grave controversy about
the quality and color of the dress which
Charlotte Corday wore on the dny when
she aSsaSsinatcd Marat. Everybody
knows that the great demagogue was IN
his bath at the moment when Mile. De
Corday called Mt his house, No. q Rue
de rEcole de Medicine, and craved an
audience through the medium of his old
housekeeper. II is also known that she
wore what is now called mob-cap--an
article of apparel which came back into
fashion a few years ago in England, but
which was in 1872 the ordinary head
gear of young ladies' mailing from Nor
mandy. Beyond the fact, however, that
Charlotte Corday wore moh-cap, his
torical scarchers can not agree MS to her
attire. Some say that she presented
herself at Mnrats house in a dress of
striped calico, dusty from travel; others
affirm that on alighting i'll Paris from the
Rouen stage she went to hotel and
tricked herself out in dress Of spotess
white muslin with n silk kerchief and
black mittens. This would have been
the most natural course in the case Of a
young lady of cool mind; but the dispute
about Charlotte Cordays dress turns
precisely upon the point as to whether
this girl was heroine animated by an
implacable spirit of vengeance in q
patriotic cause, or poor half-crazed
damsel who came up to Paris to Kill
Marat simply because she feared for the
| life of her lover Barbarorx. So red re-
publicans who worship the memory of
| Marat maintain that she wore q rusty
red-striped calico dress, whereas royalists
and others who loathe the editor of II Ami
du Peupie, protest that she went about
her fell work robed in white, like an
angel NeWs.
THE Vienna correspondent Of the Lon
don Globe writes as follows: Last
night Miss Kellogg was singing the part
of "Philine" in Mignon, where, in the
second act, she has to open several bill
lets. One Of these missives proved to
be an eloquent letter of eight pages from
q marquis who had long been in love with
her, in which he once more pressed his
suit in burning accents. This pretty
ruse was crowned with success, and now
it is an open secret that the great
American artistic has given her hand and
heart to the lover who has wooed her
! ever since the early spring"
! They have a novel way of treating
/ lunatics in Scotland. Instead OF confin-
ing them in cells like prisoners, they put
them in neat cottages with plat OF
ground to cultivate. All appearance oil
restraint is removed, though of course
they are closely watched. The plan is
said to work admirably.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-01-19
A WRITER in Land and Winter g,

A WRITER in Land and Water says :
"What a mistake it is to put marble
statues in the open air in London
There is an effigy of the Queen in the
Royal Exchange. In fine weather the
features are soot-begrimed. and on wet
days the water flows in dirty burrows
down the cheeks"
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-01-19

ANEvADA Bishop says there isno Sun
day in that State. II is mining State,
and mining is so important and controll-
ing an interest that religion has taken q
back seat.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23

PARTISAN man in the New
York custom house, he can congratu-
late himself on the fact that he has lost
no ground. The present collector is his
enemy, but is not man of the force of
character and wide influence of Jud ge
Robertson. The latter, deprived Of the
power to manipulate his office TO the in
jury of the machine element represented
by Conkling, will be no worse than Mer-
rift. Conkling would prefer an ardent
friend in the position, but he will prob
ably conclude that half loaf is better
than no bread, and accept the situation
with only show of resistance.
We shall see IN the course OF few
days whether or not the concessions made
by the President will result in the dis
patch of business, and also whether or
not Conkling is responsible, as has been
charged, for the maintenance of the dead
lock. The situation, at any rate, is get
ting interesting, and all future develop
ments will be watched with interest.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23

THE Berlandi gang in the Sixth ward
are endeavoring to bulldoEe the voters
in that precinct on the alderman ques-
ton. They openly threaten those whom
they suppose to be friendly to MIR.
Mccarthy that if they vote for their
preference they will have their business
iuterfered with, or, if not in business,
that they will lose their situations, etc.
Berlandi and his gang may as well I'M
derstand at the outset that there is little
to much freedom in this region to sue.
cessfully intimidate any one. This bust
ness warfare is atwo-edged sword, and, if
insisted on, will be found to cut both
ways. Berlandi will be wiped out
of existence on election day as he ought
to be- He seeks the place to advance
private interests, and if he could secure
an election, would do nothing for the
ward at large. Mcrcenary and unscru-
pulous, he would simply use his vote to
put money in his pocket regardless OF
public interests. ALI that the ward has
ever secured was while Mr.. Mccarthy
was in the council and he was untiring
in looking after the welfare Of the entire
ward. The voters know their interests
and they will not throw away their OPP
portunity to secure a representative in
the council who Is able to do something
for them. Berlandi has already sold him.
self in advance to raise corruption fund.
His only chance for speculation will be
to steal the fund.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23
LAKE CITY.

OF. Collier, of the Herald of Wabashaw
is in the city.
David Wood, Esq, Of New York City, i.
making his periodical visit to this city.
j. c. Fahey, of the Merchants hotel, who
has been several weeks in the East, arrived
home yesterday.
The ice in the lake still retains its "usua
size" and the chances are that we will not get
boat here before the first of the month
General Gerard, who owns the Lakeside
property at Frontenac, informs us that the
hotel will be opened to pleasure seekers as usu
al this season.
Farmers in this vicinity will nearly finish
seeding this week. The prospect for an abund-
ant harvest was never more favorable than
the present season.
1t is guaranty reported that Olof Olson
a very highly respected young man of Reads
Landing, was killed by the cars at Dubuque
on Wednesday evening last.
SOLD OUT.
H. c. Brown, proprietor and publisher oil
the Sentinel, has sold his franchise, good will
and Office lease to the Leader company, the
latter to take possession on May 1st. Lake
City, as well as the entire country will great,
regret the step taken by Mr.. Brown, as by this
change they loose one of their most enterprs-
ing business men, and the Democracy withoul
an organ, as the Sentinel is the only Demo
The Sentinel was established T i,
Lake City in 1870, under very I'm
favorable circumstances, as the county at thai
time was largely Republican. Notwithstand.
ing the strong opposition brought to beal
upon the new enterprise, the Sentinel, by its
prudent and judicious management, as we'll al.
The pluck and energy of its proprietor, has con-
tinued to prosper, until it has become, without
doubt, the most influential paper in the county.
Its fair and impartial treatment of all questions
pertaining to the interest and welfare of the
community in which it circulated made it a
welcome visitor to the family circle regardless
of party preference. Mr.. Brown is yet unde-
cided as to is future movements, but where
ever he may 60 he will carry with him the
best wishes of his many friends in this com
munity. The new company designs to issue
a semi-weekly paper devoted to the interests
of the Republican party. Capt. Geo. A. Per-
kins, for several years past editor of the
Sentinel, will be retained on the editorial staff
of the Leader company. While we regret to
loose so esteemed citizen and business man
as Mr.. Brown, we rejoice that the lines of our
old friend, the Sentinel, have been cast so
pleasantly ,and wecwish the enterprise success
and may it slive long and prosper"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23
For fine dish of oysters, in the shell or
out of the shell, go to Montgomery's Bay.
The Conquest Of Mexico.

ST. LocIs, April 22.-Hon. Thos. Allen,
late president of the Iron Mountain railway
and Congressman-elect from the second dis
trict of this city, whose name has been con-
nected in newspapers with an alleged pro-
jected conquest of Mexico by armed forces
under General Grant, denies most emphat-
ically knowing anything about the matter.
He Gays the rumors are not only sensational,
but silly. He has no financial interest In
Mexico and thinks the only conquest of that
country that possibly can or will be made is
commercial one by building railroads in it
and opening it up to trade and commerce He
knows very little of Gen. Grants projects In
Mexico, but is entirely satisfied he has no
thought of an armed invasion, and would be
the last man in the country to favor such
scheme.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23

Mr.. CHAUNCEY |. FILLEY was once
postmaster at St. Louis, and during the
progress of the last Presidential cam
paign was entrusted with the manage
ment of the western branch of the Re-
publican central committee. He lahored
zealously for the good of the cause, and
thought he was not presuming too much,
success having been assured through his
efforts, in making application for the po-
sition of second assistant postmaster gen.
eral. The President, however, didn't
favor his suit, and has appointed another
man to the place. Filley, who has been
in Washington for several weeks past
looking after his cause, has left in dis
gust for his western home, swearing that
the administration is almost as great q
fraud as the last one was.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23
DEMOCRATIC CITY TICKET.

For Mayor-EpMUND ROE.
For City Attorney W MURRAY.
Justices of the Peaos-E. Wooo, s. v. HANFT.
Coustables-JosEpH GUIoN, g. ] MURPHY.
FoR ALDERMEN.
First ward, Second precn t--John Dowlan.
Second ward, Second preoinot--Joseph Robert.
Third ward, Second recinct--Chsrles E. Otis.
Fourth ward, Second precinct-W. D. Cornish.
Fifth wa d, irst precinct--Herman Trott.
Fifth ward, SEC md precinct--Ed. O, Starkey.
sixth ward--J. @. Mccarthy.
FOR SCHOOL INsPEo roRs.
First ward, Second precinct.-John II. Reaney.
Second ward Second pre- cinct Joseph Oppenheim
Third ward, Second recinct-Jpseph Dreis.
Fourth ward. Second precin' t--Edmund Ri 9, Jr.
Fifth ward Second pIecinct--Ru iolph Schiffmau.
Sixth Ward--C. n. Lienau.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23

THE original Garfield manor one OF
him-has been rewarded by an appoint
ment. w. A. W. Grer, of Pennsylvania,
who voted for Garfield at the Chicago
convention from-first to last, has been ap-
pointed third assistant postmaster gen.
eral. 1t is an unusual thing for man to
hit mark the first time man aims at it,
and when person is as fortunate as that
he deserves fat office whether he is fiji
for it or not.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23
Piles.

Piles are frequently preceaed by sense of
weight in the back, loins and lower part of
the abdomen, causing the patient to suppose
he has some affection of the kidneys or neigh
boring organs. At times symptoms of in
digestion are present, as fatulency, uneasiness
of the stomach, etc. moisture like pers-
piration, producing very disagreeable itch
ing, particularly at night after getting warm
in bed, is very common attendant.
Internal, external and itching piles
yield at once on the application of
DR.. Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which acts
directly upon the parts affected, absorbing
the Tumors, allaying the intense itching and
effecting permanent cure where all other
remedies have failed. Do not delay until the
drain on the system produces permanent disa-
bility, but try it Anu be cured. Price so cents.
Ask your druggist for it, and when you can
not obtain it of him, we will send it, prepaid,
on receipt of price. Address The DR.. Bosanko
Medicine Co., Piqua, Ohio.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23
GIRF(E SURREv DER,

1t looks as if President Garfield had
surrendered to- Senator Conkling IN the
matter of the New York collectorship.
draw Judge Robertson's nomination, but
he has caused to be given out that the
nomination was not made to spite Conk-
ling, and Furthermore, that he will not
psrmit the Office to be used in any man.
ner to the injury of the Conkling faction
of the Republican party of the State. 1t
may be made a political machine for the
killing off of Democrats, but the hair of
no Republican wearing the Conkling
collar must be touched. Bold and defiant
at first, and refusing to explain his rea-
sons for the appointment, the President
has within the past ten days given half a
dozen different explanations, each more
of concession to Conkling than the
other. The result will be that Conkling
will only oppose the nomination as a
matter of form, and that Robertson will
enter the Office with all his fangs extract
ed, and incapable of doing his own fac
ton any good. or the Conkling crowd any
harm.
1t is useless to discuss the causes that
have produced this result. 1t is probable
that the President is annoyed at the con-
tinuance of the deadlock in the Senate
which prevents the confirmation of his
appointments; that he is harrassed by the
opportunities of ofice-beggars who de-
sire him to end the unpleasantness, and
that he thinks by favoring Conkling he
will contribute to that result. At any
rate his recent utterances-or the utter
ances of correspondents on his behalf
can only be regarded as a surrender. 1t
is not dishonorable one, however, or
one of any particular significance, He
could have defed the New York Senate
for the whole of his term successfully, but
in the interests of good peace and good
will, and that he might favor the thou
sands of expectant office-seekers who are
awaiting action by the Senate, he has
concluded to waive his pride in a meas
ure. While it would have been crafty
ing to many if he had persisted in humil-
iating the arrogant New Yorker, no one
will blame him seriously for making the
concessions he has done.
Though Conkling will not be- COM
pletely satisfied with non.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23
Municipal Court.
Before Judge Burr.]

CRIMINAL.
The City VS.. F. E. Daugher; assault and
battery. Fine Of s25.
The CitySs. John Ramsey; drunkenness.
Committed for five days.
The City VS.. w. R. Geldart; same. Fine of
s. paid.
The City VS.. A. NJ Breed and John Joyce;
same. Committed for ten days each.
The CITY vs.. J. O'Neil; same. Committed
for five days.
The City VS.. E. Randall and James Keneally;
same. Sent out of town.
The City VS.. F. Carlson; drunk and disor-
eerly. Fine of $40 paid.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23
NJ. DORAN'S REPORTS.

The following quotations giving the range
of the markets during the day were received by
M. DORIAN. commission merchant:
LIVERPOOL, April %, 10 A. M.-Spot wheat
strong. Floating cargoes and cargoes on pas
age firm. California just shipped q higher
English country markets firm. Arrivals of
wheat off coast very small
New YORK, April %, 1900 M.-Wheat
firmer; No. spring LID 4 al 81: winter and
amber l.2O@l.3O; receipts, wheat 5000; corn
$3.50.
l2:3O P. M.-Sprng held higher; values un-
certain; winter options nc higher; rail red
l.2SX.
P. M.-spring unchanged; winter options
stronger; spot red steady.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23
THE GLOBE HOROSCOPE
AZ it Casts its Light ON the Chicago
Markets.
rspecial Telegram to the Globe.l

Especial Telegram to the Globe.]
CHICAGO, April 22.-Cables steady and un-
changed. Our wheat market opened lower
but advanced under sharp speculative de.
mand. The general crowd have been buyers
lately, and the bull feeling increased. We think
the advance in Eastern markets on account Of
small stocks and receipts has had some infu'
ence here, and aided the up turn. The outside
was not maintained, however, closing on the
curb at $l.071s for June. Crop reports favor
able and the farmers are busy. The Western
roads are denIoralized on account of floods
Corn active and hi CHER, and looks strong. Oats
unsettled. Manlpulations changed the prices
every minute.
Provisions active and prices advanced on al
articles of pork product. Not 80 much specu
lation, and the deal looks mixed.
On the curb, June wheat, $1.07h; May
$t.05,s; May corn, 43X C; June, 44c; July, 45c
Way oats, size; June pork, $17.65; lard
$11 40
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23

IT appears from the facts-and facts
are stubborn things-that Heath, who
claimed to have been prosecuted on &C
count of his political views in Louisiana,
and over whom Senator Dawes wept CO.
pious tears, himself burned his buildings
for the sake of obtaining the insurance,
and narrowly escaped Indictment by the
grand jury for his crime. His is sample
case of southern outrage.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23

IT is said that Carl Schurz is shortly to
assume the edit, fghip of the New York
EUea5ag Post, with the intention OF
changi g it into an anti-Grant and anti
Conkling journal The ex-secretary Cal
weld trenchant pen, and the machine
politicians will find in him no mean op-
ponent. But if Carl hopes to work his
way into office through his newspaper
connection, as he has done in the past, he
will probably find himself mistaken, as
he has played that game little too often
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23
Rev. DR.. Pick. a minister of Troy N

Rev. DR.. Pick, minister of Troy, N.
Y, relates his experience thus: 1 take
pleasure in adding to your many testi-
monials, that last Thursday, Thanks
giving Day., not being able to preach on
account of rheumatic pains in the shoul-
der, bought bottle of ST. Jacobs Oil,
which after using several times, relieved
me wonderfully.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23
Dedication of the French Catholic Church.

St. Louis parish French Catholic) recently
purchased the Universalist church property on
the corner of Wabashaw and Exchange
streets, and, having remodeled the interior,
will have it ready for dedication tomorrow.
The French societies, l. Union Franchise and
st. Jean Baptiste of st Louis parish, will
march to the bishops residence at $50 a. m :,
and escort the bishop to the church, where
the services will begin at 10 o'clock. The
dedicatory sermon will be delivered by the
bishop, who will also administer the rites of
confirmation. A full, selected choir will sup
ply choice music. The church invites It's
friends generally to attend the pleasurable ex-
ercises.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23
Supreme Court.

This court met at 9:3) yesterday morning
and heard the following causes:
No. 40-Gardner Storer, respondent, vs..
Martha Elbina Zimmerman, appellant.
Argued and submitted.
No. 7l-Sumner A. Sheffield, appellant, VS..
John Mullin, administrator of the estate of
Charles Brandt, ct al. respondents. Argued
and submitted.
No. 62-E. Ray Fermo, appellant, vs. R. a.
Chaplin, respondent. Argued and submitted
Adjourned to $3.50 Monday morning, April
18th.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23

THE generalization of the Republicans
in the Senate was illustrated on Thurs
day by the spat between Dawes and
Cameron These worthless should remem-
Der the little hymn by Mr.. Watts:
Birds IN their little nests agree,
And It's shameful sight,
When children of one family,
Fall out, and chide, and fight. D.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23

THE British government would have
been delighted to give Beaconsfeld q
burial in Westminster Abbey, but his
will requests that his remains be laid be-
side those of his wife His request will
be Granted.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1881-04-23
NEWPORT.

NEWPORT, April allowing to being mis-
informed, the GLOBE wishes to state that the
special school meeting, which is to be held
here, is to be held next Monday instead Of
Tuesday.