Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1881-07-28
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s "Sgop erdey"-Whoa! -,
"sorn sh'Gs"-Pes-iackets.
Lone on stalksp Sorghum.
Wu.p oats a5esths only crop that
grore by gsaEghse
Izs watch repaiIer 10 always engaged
: at1siRs assae cleaning.
doliAes and haH, Is IL happens us
nsnRry.
PEop1s who harbor evil thoughts
should appty to Congress for harbor iDs-
pzorenents. 81. t-,
TIE man who thinks the boy who
lives ne1s door to him is good boy hss
:: not been found.
"Is7 it DO recorded. ".ssid 3 buyer
when be suspected that bis wood dealer
;; wss bringing shor. measurement.
E1eH7zEN HUNDRED AND K1eHTY-oNH
does not resemble pair OF lovers on q
| sofa, becsnse there is one at each end
TxzsB vas ySuus follow oS oyd
sent yasn.ne TO bis beie-vsa.a
! Bot hsr fsiherCans out
With q club end shout,
and over TIE f.nes he eho-red-
IN is asserted that Yennor at one time
vas plumber. Well, he's not the only
plumber ths+ mskee good weather
profit.
TEE old Lady who mended her hus-
aard's tsonseys With q potato patch is
now smoothing her hair with the comb
NJ s rooster. =.
II may be- we'll to state for the infor-
ves.iou Of amateur artists that plaster
nR-.s OF royal persona9es s.e not made
.'s eourtplaster.
IpA LEWIS has saved twa brsss-bsnd
performers from drowning. She nsyeE
disaT;njnates sgainst mans calling
: whom be is in distress.
F1Ens yss ya':1S R.sa fropa Havana
Tbn s:e t-euty-:hrsa feat % bsnsas
~hss stssa bow b. sst,
q. pa'rai NE t.lt;
- 1o1;n ssl 7n;;." b said, "bus sow can ~"
Hss. 5pRIaer's was boasting OF her
new Soase. the windows she ssid.
xere Gil stained. "That's too bad. But
wea't eurpentins VI bengine wash it off:"
sesed inc good Mrs. oldisoIy.
pAansxs vho contemplate making
ra;;road men Of sheiS boys cannot be
to careful how. shsy bring them rp.
We Learn .has the cause Of Eoany of our
rs;lrosa disasters is defective training.
ma GENTLEMAN wss eonpEmenting
pretty young lady in the presence Of his
wife. "It's lucky did not meet Miss
Hopkins before I married you, my dear.
"Wen, ysN, it Is eztreDaely-sor her,"
was sas dry reioindsr.
AyoUsa lady wss cssessing pretty
spaniel snd murmuring, 81 do love
niee dosr "Ah" said dandy stand
ing aesT, 'sI would were /. cog"
Meyer mind" yetors: re eyoung lady.
SHARPLY. "yoa'li grow.
Last word os seane with 40 in-
FORTUNATE creditor: No, sir, aStsr the
vay 7ov hsvs aunusd me, I solemnly
vow taat viii never psy you penny.
and, When an honest man pledges You
his ~oyd about anything, that is the end
os it!"
GAZE you epgsgedf" asked Col. MarS
Anthony Of Galveston hack-driver.
"Engaged Why, man alive, I have
five children down With the measles and
tso more to take it. lam engaged In
sitting up with them all night long
GoIces.on Ne,0s.
A nAspr Of 26, having been termed an
"old haehelor," appealed to an elderly
nnn ~ decide whether he should be
called old or nos, giving bis age as %.
Said the eide, gentleman: ut Il ow-
ing e how you take it. Now. for 8 man
is is vonng enough but sor goose It
p rstheT old.
A oovNTAyMsS took his wsteA to q
matchmaker to Eave it repaired After
s4w m;ru.es' work on i, the wa1ch-
|; maker handed it back with the remark
tllst the damages we're S5. "What was
ths matter with it?" asked the stranger.
"TheTs vsa hair IL IL" "Was that
al: You ought TO have found hair
p:sftrsss in is for o..