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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02
HosU to Secure Health.

1t seems strange that any enc will suffer from
arrangement brought on by impure blood,
when scov1LL's SARsAPAR1LLA AND ST1LL1N-
Ola. OR BLOOD AND LIVER SYRUP will re.
store perfect health. 1t is strengthening
syrup, pleasant to take, and has proven it.
self to be the BEST BLOOD PURIFIER, ef-
iectually curing scrofnla, syphilitic dis
las, Malaria, all Nervous disorders and Debil.
ity, Bilious complaints and all Diseases of tho
Blood, Liver, Kidneys, Stomach, Skin, etc. It
corrects indigestion. A single bottle will
prove to you it's merits as health renewer,
for 1t ACTS LIKE A CHARM, especially
when the complaint is of an exhaustive nature,
having tendency to lessen the natural vigor
Of the brain and nervous system.
BAKERS PAIN PANACEA cures pain in
Man and Beast. Use externally and internally.
DIR. ROGERS VEGETABLE WORM
SYRUP instantly destroys worms and removes
the seeretiops which cause them.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02
PILES! PILES! PILES

Sure Cure Found at Last. No One Need Suffer
A sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding, itching
and liberated Piles has been discovered ian
Indian remedy, called DR.. Williams Indian
Pile Ointment. A single box has cured the
worst cases of 80 years standing. No one need
suffer five minutes after apply cling this ointment
Lotions and Instruments do more harm than
good. Williams Ointment absorbs the tu-
mors, allays the itching, acts a. a poultice,
gives instant relief, and is prepared only for
Piles, itching of the private parts; nothing else.
Judge Comnberry. OF Cleveland, says I have used
that have never found anything which gave such
Indian Pile Ointment.
For e1is b ell drIggsts, Or mailed On receipt Of
Moves Bros. & Cutler agents, 81 Pau, Milan.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

LADY, if you wish to render your skin az
white and soft as that of Diana Of Poicticrs is
said to have been, use GLENN's SULPHUR
SOAP, which is q healthful beautitier and not
pernicious cosmetic.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

Spirits and General Debility, in their various forms
e!so az preventive against Fever and Ague,. and
nte4 Eli1ir r. Cai.aya,' made By. OsswelI
EeYerOr other sickness, It haa mol eonal
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

ONE Remedy for One Dollar-Thcre is but
one way to cure badness, and that is by using
CARDoL1NE, a deodorized extract of petro-
lcum, the natural petroleum hair remover. It
will positively do the work and it is the only
article that will
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

Put on a DR.. uolman's Liver Pad the !,cs!
stomach and liver regulator in the world. it
tnsures sound stomach, good digestion,
pure blood, and perfect nerve action.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

A most remarkable cure for Dyspepsia "Wells'
Health Remover" The greatest tonic, best bill
lious and Liver Remedy known ST. at druggists.
+. H. Biggs, St. Paul, MINI,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02
NASHVILLE Daily News.]

Such is the term Mr.. G. w. Purcell,
of the National Stock Yards, Chicago.
H., applies to his sufferings. He says
1,for one, wish to speak a word of praise
for St. Jacobs Oil. I suffered with a
pain in my shoulder and arm for some
six months and at times it was terrible.
One bottle of St. Jacobs Oil, however,
cured me thoroughly.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02
"Buchalfaibu.''
Suicide and D,sSDe11Si0

New quick, complete cure days, urinary affec-
tions, smarting frequent or difficult urination,
kidney diseases. 81. at druggists. E. H. Biggs,
St. Paul, Minn
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

ON touch Of nature ~ George
has promised his Ethel the first shot.
for luck. Acovey rises.) Ethel (st the
critical moment)-" Oh, George I Per.
haps they, too. have loved"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02
II SALTWATER BATH 1T HOME.

In order to supply the continent from
seashore to center, from the metropolis
to the frontier, with sea water, it is not
necessary to barrel and bottle it, nor to
build a pipe line. The moro excellent
way is to reduce their bulk by evapora-
ton, and, when old ocean is dry and
clean, pack it away in boxes weighing
from one pound to fifty pounds. Then
send it by express or freight to its des-
tination. All the saline properties of
the sea are intact, and by adding the
proper quantity of water to marine salt,
bath is obtained which contains. be-
sides salt Chloride of sodium), the
sulphate and chloride of magnesia, the
sulphate of lime and soda and traces
of the chloride Of potassium and TO-
dine.
But while We summon modern skill
and enterprise to our service, We must
remember the beneficial effect of sea
bathing is not modern or an individual
discovery. The salutary effect of
plunge into the surf is universally recog-
nized. and its practice instructive where
and when the atmospheric conditions
admit of it. Many persons find it's in
duence over the physical and nervous
system 80 healthful that they consider it
essential to spend few weeks or q few
days at the sea shore, even at great ex-
pense or great inconvenience, for they
thus hope to lay up store of health and
strength which will last for months.
The record of the seaside resorts of our
coasts for the past few years shows the
great and growing popularity of sea
bathing. Modern chemistry analyzing
the properties Of sea water declared it a
tonic and remedial, corrective of dis
ease and a conservator of health.-Food
and Health.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

CoNJUaA1 affection depends largely
upon mutual confidence. IT make it 6
rule" said wiseacre to his friend, "te
tell my wife everything that happens.
In this way We avoid any misunder.
standings." Not to be outdone in gen.
erosity, the good friend replied: "Well,
sir, you are not so open and frank as ]
am, for tell my wife a great many
things that never happen"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

A FAILURE establishes only this, that
our determination to succeed was not
strong enough.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

LYDIA E. PINKHAN's VEGETABLE Con-
FOUND, the great medicine for the cure of all
female complaints. is the greatest strengthen
er of the back, stomach, nerves, kidneys, urin-
ary and genital organs of man and woman
ever known. Send for circulars to Lydia E.
Pinkham, Lynn, Mass.
TEACHER "What are the principal
races of men? Smart boy at the foot
of tho class "Go as you please, mum. :"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

vance on the regular retail price, thus
making my profits average about q
per year from each hen, and this could
be still further raised by saving the
eggs raised in April, May and June un-
til about Thanksgiving time and then
putting them on the Market"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

IT cannot be denied that Perry Davis Pain
killer, which has held the first place as a fam
lily medicine for the past forty-one years, has
relieved more suffering, externally and inter-
nally, than any other similar preparation. It
should be kept in every household.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

TIE cost of the United States Senate
is about $500, 900 year, nearly $400, 600
going for salaries and mileage.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

An lllAGEN0E AREA OF RAILROAD
AND CONVENIENT I.AND1, OF
0BEAT RERTILITY, WITHIN EASY
REACH OF PERllANEHT lIARKET.
AT ExTREMELYL0 Low PBIC40, 10 new
o4ered for sale In 3A0TERH OREGON anA
EASTERN WARRINGTON TERRI.
TORY.
Ths:e lands Corr part 81 the srsat GRAIN
:. average s,:sasee II 10 t. - 1ii Lie
eroA Portland, where steamshlps and ooil.
ls9 Xs:sels ere directly les1sd FO1 All.
6MLH.4AIM1S a EEiGt E9U1L 10 TaX1
g.. 1ns early complexion Of the No!tAsr. Fsete r. r.
n0av 0ssured and guarantees 70 eettlers ekeop 0n1
{!e: trsnspoTtaton and Qood markets botk East an1
n west 1hs printing q Ats neo overland nns to IL
Tee mites Of raa!aad BY ths o. X n %. n IL va.
Ntv o. IN great Columbia and IT. principal tributaries
readers eertat1 ra1id tnereess a. u valvs Of ~
tonds now OPEN TO pufchdse and Drs-sm1tto There =
scsry tnd9edt6o? 0 IN enormous Increment Of pop,sla.
future " wv
LANDS 1M0N a. AVERAGE YIELD Il
aO 1UNHE1A OF WHEAT FER ACRE.
no FAILURE or Crops ever known.
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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

The papers have deal to say about
the means of egress from our theaters.
Fogg says he is more troubled about the
means of entrance. 7rar1-
coaSoof
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

Po11TENEss costs nothing, and that is
one reason why SO many people bestow
nothing else on their chance acquaint-
ances.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

Noyes Bros. & Cutler, druggists, ordered
of 8. Blackford, proprietor OF DR.. Halliday's
remedies, five market baskets full of DR.. Hal
liday's Blood Purifier, all in one day, last
week. How is that for sales? DR.. Ha1liday's
medicines are fast getting away with all othe,
remedies in Minnesota, and don't you forget
it. For sale by all western druggists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

Don't Pour Alch0I.ol on the Fire,
And don't take anything that has alcohol in
it to help lnflame kidneys. Warmers Safe
and acts directly upon the kidneys and liver.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02
A Sanitary Measure.

Life and health are preserved by carefully
aiding nature whenever it shows lack of abil-
ity to carry on its work. For torpid liver,
bowels or kidneys, no other remedy equals
Kidney Wort. 1t Is sold in both dry and liquid
form by all Druggists.-CaN.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

GERMANY and the United States have
each one city Of over 1000, 000-Berlin,
with population of l, lis, $50, and New
York 1,206, $50.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1881-06-02

I"O 0oAAAhS EN- lien EN- 1EAhs-
A Massachusetts correspondent of the
Poultry Yard gives the following fig
ures: The following table will show at
glance the number of eggs that an or.
binary hen will lay per month for each
month in the year and the price that
eggs have averaged at retail in the Bos-
ton market:
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21
The HumOr of Small.POx.

Generally speaking, there is nothing
overwhelmingly funny about the small
pox, but the doctors who are called to
prescribe for patients occasionally run
on something that tickles them. Not
many years ago doctor here was called
to see man at one of the hotels, who
lived in Iowa. The man was sick as a
horse, and the doctor had his suspicious
about what allied him, but couldn't tell
exactly. SO he gave him something to
quiet him, and told the friend who was
with him that he would call in the morn
ing. The friend said he thought Us
much of the sick man as he could of a
brother. The next morning the doctor
called and the sick man was alone. He
examined him and found that he had
the smallpox. While he was dealing
out some medicine the friend came in.
Said he ssDoc, that medicine amt
worth q continental. This man is very
sick The doctor said he had come to
that conclusion himself. "Why," said
the friend, $ rubbed him all night. l
think he would have died if | had not
rubbed his head. When q man is my
friend he can draw on me for all that is
ont, and don't you forget it. : The doc
tor said he was glad to hear it. He said
him than pure friendship between men,
and he was glad the sick man had
friend that would stick to him. "You
bet your life," says the friend.
And then he almost minated that the
doctor did not understand his business,
and said something had got to be done,
If there were any doctors in Milwaukee
who could handle the case. The doctor
was 8 little hot, and when friend asked,
ssDo YOU know what ais him!" the doc
tor said he thought he did. Then he
pulled down the bed clothes and pointed
IL little swelling near the little toe,
and asked the friend if he could see it.
s.I see it! OF course can. It's only
TITLE pimple'' The doctor said there
was only one disease that showed that
kind of pimples. ssWhat is that?"
ssked the friend, impatiently. "Small-
nox - said the doctor, in the most az
rrayating way. .sSuffering Moses, let
me out of that door," shouted the
friend. and the doctor said you could
have PLAYED marbles on his coat tail.
The doctor fixed up the patient, ana
r.hen, he went out in the hall the friend
vas leaning against . trunk, white as
sheet and weak as cat. aDoc, says
"a. III quivering voice, ssthat man In
there is nothing to me. wouldn't GO
in that room for thousand dollars. Is
there no way to fumigate mep Say, Doc,
4 want to be vaccinated. Put pint OF
.C;rsis into me. Shoot it in with gun.
Hanged if I ever go near sick man
AGAIN. The doctor says: "Such IS
life. ''-Peck's San.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21
Dress Children Neatly and Warmly.

No child is prettier for an elaborate
design of dress. A single ruffie at the
edge of the skirt does very well, but it is
quite as well without it. And to cut up
the tiny space of child's dress with
loopings and trimmings and ornament
seems to us to make them look like
monkeys. Not even the sash is beauti-
full for child. A child is constructed
first of all to eat, that it may grow; to
receive impressions, that it may learn !;
therefore the head and stomach are
large in proportion to the rest of the
body. When the little figure is nude,
so that the soft, fieshy form can be well
seen, all this is beautiful; but to en-
phasize in the draped form of the child
the large stomach by a broad sash is
utterly against all rules of beauty. The
legs and arms are often beautiful, but
to show the legs by cutting off the dress
at the hips is immensely awkward, and
seems chiefly to serve to display the
drawers, which are not beautiful gar
ment, and should be entirely hidden.
Beside this, in winter our climate is
wholly inappropriate for any such ex-
posture, and we shall best see the beauty
of healthy child in the easy, untram-
meled motion as it moves about in o
simple dress (of as handsome ma
terial as you like, provided that it is I'M
trimmed), which is long enough to BE-
warm and loose enough to be comforts
BILE. If you want your children to be
graceful, let them be unconscious; if
you want them to be healthy, let them
be sufficiently warm. No woman can
have fine complexion who as child
has been habitually chilled, and we see
in the winter many children who seem
literally to have nothing on them from
the waist down. They could much bet
ter afford to put it the other way, and
wear nothing from the waist up, the
lungs and heart being at less expense to
warm the upper portion of the body
than the legs, which are further away
from tham.-Harper's Magazine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

for ribbon beds or planting in masses.
Seeds sown now will make good sized
plants for summer p2anting.-s Asters,
balsams, candytuft, dianthus, petunias,
portulaca, stocks and zinnias are all gen.
eral favorites, and should not be neglect
ed in making up seed lists.
Cheap fiower-seeds are not the ones
even for amateurs. A paper of flower
seeds at five cents may be dearer than
one at twenty Double varieties are
nearly always the finest, and always the
most expensive.-C. n. Maclean, IN En-
Gnsiner and Chronicle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

r The story that Mics Minnie Ran, .
charming Young LADY Of Keokuk, Ia,
WAS Rugged to deetEby her lovex inshk
ecstacy at her having consented to
marry him, is denied by the doctors, who
sayshe died Of heartdtsease, which was
stimulated into fatal action by the in
tense happiness of the moment. The
doctors are probably right. but even
were it otherwise, there Is no use in Cit
ing the case as warning TO other girls.
Most of them are. physically sound about
the heart, and will take the chances of
being crushed by any man who ever
bore arms.-6rQphic. ~
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

Mrs. General Sherman saws: ~ have fro
edy for friends suffering with rheumatism,
and in every instance It worked like magic. 4"
General Logan, United states Senator,
writes: "Some years ago was troubled
more or less with rheumatism, and have been
disease. ] began to take Durang's Rheu-
matte Remedy, and am satisfied that have
been cured BY its use. recommend It to Al
sufferers"
Hon. John Cessna, lac member Of Con-
gress from Pennsylvan a, writes: "In the
space Of twelve hours my rheumatism was
gone, having taken three doses Durang's
Rheumatic Remedy. My brother, Of Bed
ford, Pennsylvania, Was cured BY similar
amount"
1t absolutely cures when everything else
falls Sold BY every Druggist. Send for
FREQ pamphlet to K x. Helphenstine, Wash
ington, d. G.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21
[Mondovi Cwis.,, Buffalo Co. Rerald.l

Mr.. w. II. II. Amidon, one Of tho first set
tiers in the town OF Chinatown, Wiz, and
one OF the most industrious and hard-work
ing men in the county. has been very severely
troubled with rheumatic pains during the past
few years, SO much at times that he IVES CHS
abled from performing manual labor. Learn
ing Of the wonderful cures effected BY the
use Of st. Jacobs Oil he procured . few bot.
ties and experienced immediate relief Many
others OF our acquaintance have used Il and
express themselves rs highly gratified with
the relief It has afforded them. This king Of
medicines can be bought everywhere.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

: The following Is the anti-treatine
amendment to the Liquor law of Wis
consin, recently passed by the Wiscon.
sin Legislature and approved by the
Governor: "Any person who shall pur.
chase, pay for, or BY any device whatso
ever procure any such liquors or drinks
for or in behalf Of any person other than
himself, to be drank as . beverage BY
such other person, upon the premises OF
in any public place, shall be deemed
guilty OF misdemeanor. and upon
conviction thereof shall be fined not
less than $5 nor more than go for each
offense," 9 ~
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

"A company, announcing a capital
of SO, OOO0, has been organized at Oma.
etc. Horses and mules are insured be-
tween the ages OF three and eleven years,
and cattle between two and nine years
of age, against accident, theft, and death
from any cause except fire. The rate
charged is five per cent. per annum, but
horses and mules are not insured above
$500 and cattle not over $50.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

Nerve impulses are conducted along
the nerves very slowly in comparison tn
the speed of electricity along a copper
wire. The latter travels sixteen million
times as fast as nerve impulse, and
yet the nerve impulse travels with the
speed of the fastest railroad train
Foote'S Health Monthly for april.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

The New York Sun says our best
and most skilled veterinarians admit that
the cause of stringhalt in horses is un-
known. All methods and medicines for
that affection have also proved unsatis-
factory.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

PERSONS suffering from any deformity,
or in need of the latest improved apparatus
for Spinal Curvature, ETC., should corre-
St., st. Louis. IAN old and reliable house"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

1t does beat all how good advice
will make some folks squirm. Josiah
Aliens Wire.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

The Hop Bitters Manufacturing Company
ia one of Rochester's greatest business enter
prises. Their Hop Bitters have reached sale
beyond all precedent having from their in
trinsic value found their way into almost
every household in the Iand.-0rdpAic.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

Cincinnati Irish Citizen.l
ME- JOHN MILLER, OF "a West Fifth street,
tells VI that he was cured by the use Of St.
Jacobs Oil OF complicated case Of rheuma-
tism Of ten years. standing. 'i
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

THE New York Mail says the only remedy
for q lady Of short stature II to get spliced -
soon Is possible. I., ... b
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

"A fellow being helped over Stone wall
by . goat, remarked that Il was butt-the
work Of amoment.-BostOnP Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

GLOVES are worn very long now-by people
who cannot afford to bug new ones.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

william }. C6ughisn, q BoasrvtIIs. Mssa,
says: ..Is the fail Of 1870 ] yas taken with Q
s;olasf keedsss 81 ~ hses, followed bya severe
eoogh. vis sdaleesa - ehe CITY Hespual
Wills there che doctcrs se.d hede Deie NJ
left flung a. big - ahalf dollar. IRave up hops,
but friend told me Of DR- WIZ HAlIJ BAfe
sAN yoR TEE LUEoA Il gots bottle. vhD 70
my surprise Icommenced 70 feel betteS sna %,
day feel in better spirits than have the paso
aniicted With D. sessed Lunss vim take p1W VIZ
HALLS BALsAM ron rHB LuNoA and ~ con-
WINGED that CoNsuNrT1oN CAN IN cURHDl
Also sure remedy for Colds, Coughs. ana all
Chest and Lung Diseases- sold By drunfAts.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-04-21

The sales of Frazer Axle Grease last year
were enormous. Stick pin here
REDDINa's Russia SALvE Best family salvs
In the world. and excellent for stable use.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-05-21
A Bad Beating.

On Thursday night one man beat
another badly in a saloon in this
city. The parties were named Jack
Sheene, and one EVERY, both men
of sporting propensities. They were
in a saloon together, and it appears
that Everly had been making state
ments of an injurious character
about Sheene. In the conversation
that grew out of it Sheene, who is a
very large and very powerful man,
hit EVERY. who is a small man, in
the eye with the back of his hand,
backing his eye. EYerly, who
was also the worse for liquor,
turned to Sheene and said !:
Jack, since you have BACKED
one eye, now black the other One;"
and Sheene did so. At this EVerly
threw glass of water in the face of
Sheene. when the latter jumped on
the former, knocked him down and
beat him fearfully. Parties present
endeavored to interfere, but Sheene
pushed them aside and continued
his blows, and when he deSiSted,
Everly was terribly cut up and
beaten. Both were placed under
arrest, but EVERY was in such a de-
plorable condition that he had to be
taken to his room and has not been
able to get out since.
On Friday Sheene was taken be-
fore Judge Piper, pleaded guilty,
and was fined So. He refused to
have EVERY arrested, and later, as
the story goes, went down to Ever
ly's room with a desire to make up
with him. EVERY, however, would
not speak to Sheene at all. 1t is
thought by some that the row has
not ended yet, and that its most
serious aspect has not been seen.