, 1881-07-30
et.,, fan Francisco Widow Advor-
ti,ed for o Husband, and Failed
to Got One. :
MIN Marriage Insurance Mania
in Pennsylvania. Becoming
49, Serious.
r,ma Female Diplomats Who Have Nude
~ Thuir Mark In tho Political
World.
r,ok;nr for Oongress-Jonny Lind q
:. rriumph-McFeeloy's Moan
Trick, Etc., Etc,

s. LOOKING FOR COSHftESs.
,vhnr.,s Congress ? I'm took!ng for
rorcrrss,n sald tAll, olc.eycl wolnnn,
,ssrInr through ono 1T the tlnors 0f the
tsn,sa Of REPRESENTATIVES, tic ollsnr Mlorll-
,rv % ..ls that fellow with tho build l!cad Coll
sW1 saW1at do you want will, Congress, nny-
,o,vpH demanded n deputy tl6Dtkerpcrt
rru,,iy. @ "llold onl yon can't go 1t, t!iure!"
II came fronl l)ucks CutlMiy. l'ennsylsa-
rt,. IN see Congress, ntl II you've got 1t on
arau,l,t @ nuywIleru Mrou,lt here wnnL soitlc.
Svl,ot,s tho rcnsor cart 20 III thcre?,.'
"'Cause you cunt. Noboly allowed hero
but melnbers.n .-- ., s
mo: les ouo ot tl,e members secretaries.
r1e has right of the tlo0r."
.aIs that lop-sdc't clnp with n wig ono of
SSS; ho's friend Of 4 membcr 1lod n
p'S''Wthat's tl,at barc-lergcd boy falling over
scIair? llu, he got a'ly friends
lies one Of the EugeS."
"W,s i that re!l:llosel 5,! ~, artist with sore
ears Uld no hnse piss e.
,"TAat's messenger Lie doesn't ncedu
SWl.ats that follow with l,!s legs OIL n
"lle!s ons Uf the cfurks.'
,"Aly Of tilen fellows l'ay my taxes?',
NJ tlinh Mot. noil't KNOW" sal.l the door
'"Nuw, ypullg fellow, sou want to hunt
for roonl 70 staf1 ~ wllsa bust in thls
door. Dn't 1uol With 1I!c. or your friends
will th!nl; you've bcen doing business will II
ssa sss!s ~, Krln!5t9ns f x ii iy ex tIxef on trsH
In In Q seing through fflls 'ero Congress lfl;c /.
cantriIutlon.box through n congregation.
You just cnlwl out nf sight II yol ,ion't
want yulr isplne to cllallgo places with tile
"Wllero's Tho Congress from Bucks Co,l,,-
ty? Show ing tho, Ducks County Congress,
and II lie don't got bill through tllfs tow,
to send that llAir-ltpped old sky-rocket WHO
% wants to ~ ioreg,osti' u u 'nortgHgg on ny
lled beet born y tree a1lll cut dnwil
and burned when he .w,ls young. Paint
out Tie Congress from Bucks County betOru
have you Inside ont. to, seq how your
put togyettor. Tell me | cunt Eo lnnnlong
square foot of C,,llgress iu}}t by iI,o titnu I
reaeh It, 't'l wish Ii WAS covered with llujr
t1at comes nut without l.urt!ng,"
They induced f.er to leaye by telling her
th1t tho "Congre:s FROM Bucks Couutyn'
lledepattcd, threatening to get ths Blk t!is-
poang Of lIcr 'aor.gnga through bvfore size
left town, or nuke the Is1tcks County lnonl-
per tiIlnS "bnEsel 0f cider Ind busted Under
hlA Just 's sllot"tower fell ol, top OF him."
LOOKING FOR TIE WIDOW.
Tic strength Of tho Sun Francisco matrl-
nontal market has 5cun accurately gal,gcd
atiast. For lnany years widows, l,nllens,
and all classes of nutrimonlally inclined
wo1lanhood have believed this city to be- the
II
number OF bachelors WINS supposed to 10 dis
p3oportIonAtely 1argc, nnd tic chances
lor catching o llusbnna lnyo bccn
believed to bn nrcordtugly favor
nole' but In tic light OF Rincon
liil wldow's exncr'chcc, this supposed ssato
Of ata!rs does not exist, a1ld bachelor quota-
to1s ''lst bs mule much higher hereafter,
uh last sanday the following advertisement
a!peafetl III the 'pcrsonal" column OF tho
Chronicle:
Wy, 10w u mattlS'ony G"i Il M nun
IL Was 10 bc st,pposctl-at least nil mar
!aasea'la ladies' did sllppusc-tl,at tho scenes
IN lTo''t Of this el!terprfslng Widows door
a1 wealtl bo ah intensified repetition of those
wl4lel wcrc enacted WHEN tho ,nai, advertised
um9 ha wanted 10 buy dog. But, strunge to
~ sas, nola'ilg of tho kind happened. No. 40
i,atilsof! street Is built OIL tue side Of hill.
ss'opMg sg down toward the wnter front, At Tho
!o"sf corner Il goott-aatllrest Irtsllinan kceps
a.aSefl. s,a oh Sunday morning hu was sum-
a.tg nl1'sselt III front ot Ills door. SWELL"
saa ie. "wha!'s them cllnps nonkeyln'
,,HIuta wI,n,a , Aete foI? T!at's tho fol.rtl, lnan
sstfeet. s And they all 70 iii tic bili, ar1. tl,on
ttMMf5 +. l0uki ut that wDnninfs l,nItsa
Whst's ai, this l,er ila,ne isy SliS's
M nsen" "as W, stll talklnI; another lmn lst.l
5 Y e sala III e s'sfsr; t. "s s ~
Ssv, Sa,,ool oll?" asked. tllo new.ct,,,1er % I'LL Inst
asestionpa aussG Up the !al| ~ i|!st sls snti tlo
iIe aseensd ts KILL Till Oh liz |o onst 'm'ofn'atla. III"
III saip,4Rsscnlly tho leslst CONCERNED in JlJ Il
bls.ds. lgana lsis asceHt throlIgh, tbs closed
Became nn tsnsffrts rfts onptost rpt u by ~ q!ts
sfeape fea ,aroYnd iin Suxt e bes, t" tt,9 oxnM- ,
s aa, l!ls shoes iIe turlasl % ,re,1nd i 81. t Ills
cirnatd,,G,wss @ ,Gw times nn fnaly le seemed, it,
10 SI1 f. ~ s1lse4yer that hn st0od opnoslt |
IN slly ~ ,yeo 1oRea np and .lnwn the street
sn e.aae sl,,lst for t0 te s'gss d9osr anu IaaY a
ss',.It! nsi tile steps will tt,e r,Iilty fnre If
ialiSvs aliSsita! aa /, T. anM ring the Daii Ms .cnrv.
tidae' - ahn Y ao Weto hahdlrg dynamite curt |
d hardly sappoaatsd % a'f fro se giaw Sia'yst w;nS S
ioy, s11eeG!ls Uniform uf 4 pollc. utlIcar
III, r.1ostgel ~ sigl!t on Tho crest at the iill. |
n FWfWr llnmeltatoIy, recognized llllu
f{o,ee: ocer 'e % %o''sti,sst tas vaE; '''n,, gu to
hfor many ycars, but III ,rnE ,'6 ~ nt,vsicnI
ossessaas 70 " e. &feat that ayel tho vantage l0