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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
Death.

Mrs. Rebecea Durham, mother Of
Rev. J. Nj. Durham, died at the resi-
dencs of her son~in-lsw, 8. w. Wy
rick, in West Knoxville, yesterday at
a. M.
Funeral services, conducted by Rev.
J. A. Ruble, will be held at the Second
Methodist Episcopal Church to-day, at
10 a. no.
The remains will be buried in the
family burying ground, near the
Tazswell pike, six miles from the
city.
J.S.R SCovILL, Morris, Ills, says
When your "OnIy Lung Pad" came
to hand, my son could not raise his
head. He is now up and gaining
every day SEE adv.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

Peter II itter's IS Headquarters ZOE
Eiue isars, Tobacco. Meerschaum a"o
.ther Pipes. and smokers Articles at
.ernerof Cav and Cl,nch streets.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

10 Meier & Co. will have the
largest and finest line of piece goods
ever brought to Knoxville.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
Hogs Wanted.

We will pay the highest market
price for Hogs. Inquire of
METLER & ZIEGLER,
l2e.f. West Side Market Square.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

10 McTeer & Co. make the best CADET
Its for less price than any other house
in the city.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
Notice.

4 MEETING of the st ,ckholders OF
the Wheeler Iron and Coal Company
is hereby called for February IT'D,
1881, for the Election of Officers. Said
meeting will be held at the Law once
Of VIM. nj. Baxter, in Knoxville,
Tenn. at IL O'Clock q. 10. on that day.
JNo. BAXTER,
iau96ieodIOt President.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
River News.

The commodore reports the follow
ing arrivals at the wharf yesterday
from the French Broad:
Capt. John Randles, 1000 feet OF
lumber for Burr & Terry.
Capt. Vaughn, 500 bushels OF wheat,
for sale at the wharf.
Capt. John Naples, 800 bushels of
corn, for sale at the wharf.
Capt. VIM. T. Mitchell, from Rich
land, 700 bushels of wheat, for sale a.
the wharf.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

For torpid Liver there Ia nothing
better than Tate Spring Water. Fol
sale at Peter Kern's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

All kinds of stomach and bowel
troubles are cured by free Use Of Tate
1,,ripg water. Peter Kern Keeps it.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
To the Cadets.

If stu want first>class Cadet suit,
g to 10 McTeer s. Co., l48 Gay street.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
Plate Beef.

We received yesterday small lot OF
Plate or Picked Beef, which We sell
st II and cents per pound. Also re-
ceived good Sugar Syrup, which we
sell at so cents per gallon.
JIM ANDERSON.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

IF v0u want 8 first-elass Business or
Dress suit made to order, 90 to 10
hTcTeer,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

show Cases-Nickel Silver.
4. d. DUNBAR,
Wholesale Agent.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
To Merchants.

McTeer 6 Co. are now receiving
toe largest line of Clothing ever
brought to Knoxville.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
From the SalOne Passes.

Mr.. Editor: I hurriedly drop you
these few lines" The Passes are not
half so dreary and forlorn as L had
been told. True, footprints in the
sands sadly remind Us Of ether des
feated heroes that have come and
gone, some oftener than once. Tracks
tell tales, and We find much amuse.
ment deciphering their characters
tics: clincned toes indicate q longer
holding on to treasure; warriors stand
firmly on the heel, with tracks uni
form, except when turned in the
wrong direction; wriggliDg In and
out tells OF a politician; sailor plants
bis feet wide apart; doctors
stand fat and square on their
platform, but Ministers and ed
itors tptoe it all the time. rms
shows the variety of men and profes-
sions represented here. Inc li.eratule
ia extremely Interesting. The "Grange
OntlookU Enthusiastically points to a
nassed "Age" OF brave and generous
men, who were worthy to WELD with
"Dispst h" the scepters of worthy
sires. Those waters likewise reflect
many weired textures. There is the
irrepressibe Republican, clingipg to
his fast colore, and there the foxy DEM
ocrat, walking his historic line, or
yonder both recline under the shade
of wide-spreading beech tree, irreI
spective of nationalities, or hog lave,
religious or local options, while hard
| by good natured Hircanus grudelngly
| picks the bones and seems mucn dis.
appointed that he was not an invited
uuest to THAT FEAST.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

1000 Oliver Chilled Flows and III
lines of Repairs. for Sale by
w. w. WOODRUFF & Co.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

10 McTeer s. Co. have a tirst-class
cutter and full a force OF the best
wOrkmen.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

10 McTeer & CT. use only the best
GOODS and trimm jugs in Cadet suits.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
PENCILETTES.

Pareies having good mules to sell
will find ready sale by taking them to
Thononson,s livery stable. i27d3t
LIT Yesterday for a weeks hunting
espz.lition amor g the mountain gorges
az cid Giioch, our esteemed young
fr,eud4 B Crowley, G. P. Ashe, Jas.
Wed ani J. j. Ashe.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

Fifty "a pound sacks fine Buck
wheat Flour, IS cents per sack.
The finest New Orleans Molasses In
The city st GAINES.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

S. w. FRIsBIE, OF East Toledo,
Ohio, says: 1t afforded my son relief,
and dispeled all signs Of this dread
disease, which has afflicted him since
childhood. I cheerfully recommend
the "Only Lung Pad" to all Asthmatie
sufferers.-See adv.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

A clear head and quick action must
be possessed for steady and successful
effort; but who can have such while
suffering from Cold? Use DIR. Bulls
Cough Syrup and procure immediate
relief.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

10 McTeer & c.. to merchants will
duplicate Eastern prices. Save freight,
ex pense and time and buy your Cloth.
fny from 10 McTeer & &c.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

1000 Oliver Chilled Flows and full
lines of Repairs. for Sale by
w. W. WOODRUFF & Co.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

10 McTeer & Co. have the best cut
ter in Knoxville in their Merchant
Tailoring department..
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

The best 75-cent Corset in Knox
vile, at A. D. Duubsr's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
il5dtds
For sale.
GOOD STATE NEWS,

commodIous Brick Dwelling.
vi24dtr W. A. HENDERSON.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
Fresh

StewiDg and Frying Oysters every
morning at GAINES
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

A good fl or no sale in 10 Mcfeer
& Co.'s Merchant Tailoring Depart
ment.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

Silk velvet aud Plushes-lower
than ever-at A. D. DUNBAR's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
Chicago Market.

CHICAGO, Jan. 25.-Fiout nomiDally
unchanged. Wheat active, firm and
higher; No. red winter 963a965c;
No. 2 Chicago spring, oslo for cash;
98ae for February; 99s ,99&c for March
Corn fairly active anu u shade higher;
368 .363c for cash; $500 for February;
37c for March. Oats easier; 30c
for cash; 344c for May. Pork fairly
active and shade higher SIS. z5al3.373
Lard strong and higher So O5a9 O73.
Bulk meats steady and unchanged.
Whisky steady and unchanged.
Closing = Wheat, No. 2 Chicago
spring, 995c for February; $l0O3
bid, 81 O58 asked for April Corn 362c
bid, $3.50 asked, for February. Oats
34s34ss for May. Pork $l3.25 bid,
$3.50 asked for January. Lard 500
February.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

1900 Bags Plaster, for Sale by
w, W. WOODRUFF Il Go.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

Many people aft icted with phthisis
pulmonalis (Consumption) use DR..
BULBS Cough Syrup with very great
benefit and relief. Price % cents a
bottle.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
GenarAH Market.

NEW YORK, Jan. 25 -Soa;heri Il 'ur
dull and unchanged Whest eitnout
important charga and closing with
ra her more strength and moderate
export demand. Go. shade lower mod
erately active, ungraded 543 .56c. Oats
heavy and 3.14c lower; N 8 413o.
Coffee moderately We aud barely
steady; Rio, in cargoes, 11al44c.
Sugar dull and unchanged; refined
quiet and weak; standard A 85a9c.
Molasses moderate jnbbing business.
Rice fair demand and steady. Wool
unsettled and weak; quotations un-
changed. Pork firm and moderately
active; old $13.25al3. SO; middles good
demand aud firm; short clear $3.50;
long and short $7.723; long $3.50.
Lard 5a74c higher and active SO 60
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

New YORK Jan. 25.-Cotton dull and
easier; sales 257 bales; uplands II 1880;
Orleans IL l-l6c; consolidated net re-
ceipts $3.50 bales; exports to Great
Britain 30,0S0 bales; to con uent
o IoS Lofoo
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

II You doubt the merits Of DAYS
KIDNEY PAD. try one, or ask yonr
neighbor who has tried one, and it
will be all the evidence you will need.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

1000 Bags Plaster, for Sale by
W. W. WOODRUFF & &c.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
Weather Report.
KNOXVILLE, Jan. 26, 1851

Maximum therm ometer, %. Mini
mum Thermometer, 20. Rainfall, 0.0O.
INDICATIONS: For Tennessee and
the Ohio Valley, colder north to west
wiuds; clear or fair weather, and sta,
tionary or rising barometer.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
Postal Gard Correspondence.
The following interesting items
have reached us by postal card:

The following interesting items
have reached us by postal card:
SERIOUS ILLNESS.
CHARLESTON, TENN, Jan. rs.
Mr.. EDITOR: James Parkinson,
Esq. an old and respected citizen of
McMinn county, is lying dangerously
i'll at his home near Ricevi!le, Tenn,
and is net expected to live until morn
ing. w. u. mcknight.
FIRE-DEATH.
ATHENS, Jan. %.
Mr.. EDITOR Cane Creek Acsde-
my, situated at Cog Hill, was burned
down last night. The origin and
cause of the fire is unknown, but sup
posed to be incendiary.
While we are writing we learn that
Jas. Par kison, an Old and reliable cIti-
zen, is dead. We regret TO learn this,
for Mr.. Parkinson was truly a good
man. G. R. M.
ATHENS ITEMS.
ATHENS, jan. 25.
Mr.. EDITOR: There are fears in
this section that the wheat is frozen
out, but from what wheat We have
seen, we think the farmers fears are
unfOundsd.
We regret to learn that Hon. W. II i.
Briant is seriously Ill, but hope he will
coon be up again.
There is quite an excitement here in
regard to the result of the election for
United States Senator. Most OF the
Democrats are for Bailey, q few. for
Mayna'i. as shown by your CORE
spondent " PROGRESSIVE Eco.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
CENTRAL COAL Co.
Dealers i'm
GOAL CD ER0 gHNp COAL

COfH OHkHA11Hk n
Of1ice-Clinch street, opposite Custom House.
E. +. MCCROsKEY,
v1dtY General Agent.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

All Shoes at Cost at Gossett, Ford q
Bro's, except "Solar Tips" for few
days. Jan2Zdtt
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
All Parties are q Unit on the
Stale Debt.

All firStclass smokers have fully agreed: That
Chas. Kohlhase for the least money, can furnish
a Cigar, to-wlt: THE Unit, out of which you can
blow tigger cloud and get more comfort than
out of the same amount of tobacco anywhere in
Tennessee it and hush ootSu.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

q, c.. SIMMONS, Dentist-Fine "orK
Guaranteed a. Moderate Prices. noV16eodoms.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
DIED.
FULLEN's TENN, Jan. 25, 18S

Z ULLEN 5 IENN., JAH, % IooIa
Mr.. EDITOR: D.. Isaac Cox, OF
Rheatown, whose illness we referred
to in our article of yesterday. died to-
day at z O'clock %. 10. J. r. Fl.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

SAMUEL II. IRWIN, OF Ute Creak,
Colfax county, New Mexico, says:
If my wife would quit work as she
should 1t her age {6i), she would live
wears a monument to the magic iDhu>
ence of the ''Only Lung Pad.'-See
"a
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27
MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH.


NEW YORK, Jan. 25.-Cotton-net
receipts $40 bales; gross $40 bales.
Futures closed eGsy; sales 100 900
bales. January 1851 IS; February
11.68al1 50; March 1l.97al1.98; April
12.O2s12.O3; May 12.l5a12.l6; June
1928 = 20; July l2.39Al2.40; August
l2AH II A: Sel.ttmbeE 1l.Y2al1.94.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-01-27

Try Eureka Silver Polish, at
Dunbar's.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07
THE DEVIL.
BY THE REV. ALFRED j. HoUGH.

Men don't believe in Devil now, as their fathers
They've forced the door the broadcast creed to let
His Majesty through. SAW Dart
There isn't print of his coyen foot OF ner! u'h
from his bow .,.-,5 h os
To in earth air to-day, for the world mas
voted SO.
But who it mixing the fatal draught that palsies
And loads the bier each passing year with ten hun
dred thousand slain? ,.., +ha
Who blights the bloom of the land to-day WIN .ne
fiery breath of He'll, =. .ohod,,
If the Devil isn't and never was? Won't someoooy
rise and tell
Who dogs the steps the toing saint and digs the
pits for his feet? 49,. h.navor
Who sows the tares in the fields of time whenever
God sows his wheat? a.. .h,ro.
The Devil is voted not to be- and, OF course, tne Ins
But who is doing the kind of work the Devil alone
We are told he does not go about as roaring lion
But who shall we hold responsible for the everlasting
-,
earth's remotest bound, =. =.
If tue Devil by unanimous vote is nowhere 10 DC
found?
Won't somebody step the front forthwith, and make
their bow and show ..u;,r
How the frauds the crimes of single day spring
up? We want to know. - A., ,
The Devil fairly voted out, and, OF COURSE te
DEVILS gone; ,bis
business on2
LUDLOW, VT.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07

THE superiority Of the masculine
over the feminine gender is apparent
in all the concerns Of life, and yet we
have found no such irrefutable state
ment of the facts as that made by a
thoughtful Teuton. He said: ''If
the women look at the moon, they al
ways see man in it; if they hear a
mouse nibbling after dark, it's man
trying to break into the house; and
they always look under the bed, the
last thing at night, to find a man
Now, man never looks under the
bed to find a woman. Does hep
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07
LIVES of grocerymen remind us
They can make their starch half lime.
And with sugar wholly blind us,
Putting sand in all the time.

"HERE, lend us a hand, somebody"
cried good little Billy, struggling to
climb over the back fence to run away
to the circus. And his kind father,
who happened to be near and heard
him, came up and lent him a hand
!, about the size Of sugar-cured ham
sixteen or seventeen times. And the
next time he runs away to the circus
Billy will try to get along alone
Hdwkeye.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07
WHY Are You Bilious?

Because you have allowed your bow
els to become costive, and liver torpid.
Use Kidney-Wort to produce free
state Of the bowels, and it will stimu-
late the liver to proper action, cleanse
the skin Of its yellowness, cure bilious
headache. and cause new Life in the
blood. Druggists have it, both dry
and LIQUID. .--Zion's Herald.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07
The HEIGHT of Folly.

To wait until you are down on your
bed with disease you may not get over
for months, is the height of folly,
when you light be easily cured during
the early symptoms by using Parker
Ginger Tonic. It costs only trife,
can never do any harm, and possesses
curative properties in the highest de-
gree. We have known the palest,
sickliest looking men, women and
children become the rosiest and heal
thiest, from the timely use Of this
pure family medicine. See advertise
ment in other column.-ObserUer.
April.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07
THE LOVE THAT LASTS.
BY MARY AINGE DE WERE

IL
s'I liked a sleigh-ride too," she said,
Dear Grandmother, whose face Is lar.
Though five and seventy years have spread
Their silvery snow-showers on her hair.
II liked sleigh ride too,' said sne.
land there was one used to know
Who liked full well to ride with me-.
"Rnt that was long ago.
I said.
Eyes; that was long ago."
'And was fond of moonlight walks:
Wed pace the village through ana tnrough'
And have such friendly, pleasant talks,
Such friendly, pleasant quarrels too.
My eyes were blue and his were DroWn,
MY tongue was quick and his was slow;
always laughed his logic down."
but that was long ago.
said.
Eyes; long and long ago."
my books were few, in those old times;
But each a world of sweet delight!
And remember writing rhymes,
And thinking was born to write.
The foolish versesi Yet, tits true,
They flowed as fountains upward flow,
Free as the wind-as empty too"
sIBut that was long ago."
said.
All long, long, long ago."
'sYet, first and last and best of all,
loved great Natures royal grace:
The stars that glow, the storms that fall
Across the beauty of her face;
The ripened fruit, the whirling snow,
The fresh grass springing by the way.
'sBut that said, twas long ago.
Nay, that was yesterday
''To-day and yesterday"
GREENPOINT, L, I.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07
IF you want to make sour Kraut
Und make him taste so schweet,
Yust put him in great big bar1
Und stamp him nit your feet.

A MURRAY HILL, New York, girl
has had one Of her shapely feet mod
eled in marble. and has presented it as
a birthday present to her affianced
husband for a paper-weight. A st.
Louis girl did the same thing, but the
unmsthetic creature to whom she is to
be united heartlessly utilized the gift
as foundation for his new residence.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07
Profit, $1,000.

''To sum it up, six long years of
bed-ridden sickness, costing 5000 per
year, total 81, ,200-all of this expense
was stopped by three bottles Of Hop
Bitters, taken by my wife. She has
done her own housework for year
since, without the loss of a day, and |
want everybody to know it, for their
benefit. IN. E. Farmer. 7apr2w
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07
Sound Advice.

Don't wreck the constitution by
taking quinine, arsenic and other pow
erful medicines, when the Lion Mala-
ria and Liver Pad and Body and Foot
Plasters will positively cure the worst
case of Chills and Malarial Fever.
The cheapest treatment ever offered
The whole combined remedy for one
dollar. For sale by Druggists.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07

IT must be rather trying to be mar
ried to an emotional actress, to have
her clutching you by the throat at 3
a. NJ, and shouting in q hoarse stage
whisper, ''Slaye, didst lock the kitchen
door; the key, where is't, quick; I'll
strangle thee; didst lay the milk pitch
er on the outer battlements; aye, me
good lord, I'm mad. ."-Neso York Com
1aeyrinZ Advertiser.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07
The Alarming increase OF
Heart Disease and the
Symptoms which
Precede 1t.
Leading to Scientific In
vestigation and an At
tempt to Check Its
Increase.
The Wonderful Properties
of Sedatine-de-1ndia
and how to Proper
ly Use It.
Facts Of Importance for all Regarding a
New Discovery.

The mortality statistics this country show that
great proportion deaths from Heart Disease.
But aside from fatality which attends it, the in
convenience and suffering which the first stages
bring make it necessary to take prompt fop
relief. Undoubtedly the greatest remedy OF Iodern
times for curing diseases of the Heart is
India,' which is accomplishing such wonderful re-
suits and attracting much attention. This great
remedy possesses Ingredients specially designed for
all the numerous troubles of the Heart The comblna
tion is the of long and careful experiment. and
it safely asserted that when taken in time it
feeling in side and breast irregnar Action
ping, Slow Circulation of the Blood? These are all
symptoms of Heart Disease. Those who are suffering
and have never tried should do at once; those
who tried it do not need to be urged to dc
again. If your Druggist has not got it send one
dollar address and it Will pt
mailed to you. Sole Agents in America, Lobdel
Chemical Co., st. Louis, Mo-
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07

"Do you expect to be rewarded here
after for the good deeds done in this
life?'' asked Galveston Sunday School
teacher. 81 don't expect muffin myself,
but the old man was banking on the
Galveston postofice if Hancock had
not fooled him." responded the boy,
whose father dabbles in politics.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07

AN editor in Georgia says: "Gold is
found in thirty-six counties in this
State, silver in three, copper in thir-
teen, iron in forty-three, diamonds in
twenty-six, and whisky in all of them
and the last gets away with all the
rest"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07

"THE latest caprice is to have ones
bedroom upholstery to match fine
dresses, and china to match the bed
room. This seems to be the right idea.
The contrary is repugnant to an @s-
thetic nature. When sensitive man
sees a neighbor wearing one red and
one white sock he feels morbid i'm
pulse to break his neck.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07

The truthfulness Of a sign over a
Santa Fe saloon is to be admired. An
old-fashioned perforated tin lantern
hangs upon rude bracket, and in the
night throws a dim and ftful light
upon astrip of white muslin on which
is inscribed in large letters, ''Nose
PAINT
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07

WE don't ask you to try Denig's
Cough Balsam as an experiment, we
know, unless the patient is in the last
stages Of consumption, it will give :1Hl-
mediate relief, and effect in a very
short time permanent cure.
31mar2W
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07

A M1LKMAN may have habit Of
stopping daily near the river and not
excite suspicion; but when we find his
little boy fishing for minnows in the
milk-cans we begin to have our doubts.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07

IT was four-year-older who asked
Papa, have you done anything down
town to-day that you think ought to
whip you for, if | were as big as you
are?"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1881-04-07

A TAILOR was startled the other day.
by the return of a bill which he hat
sent to an editor, with a notice tina
the manuscript was respectfully de
clined."