Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1881-09-10
NO. A
me GIfLs Ar i PIoYIc.


:" Hnfr H4gpg f0hht 4 tt bftH iiAtflg
pcre '76ffsr Dear Ciarmcr Argy."
An Oshkosh Young man tarted for pic
nic in buggy wilhwo girls, and when they
got half way they gCtg bot box 10 the hind
wheel of the buggy and they remained
there al the afternoon pouring water ~
the wheel, missing ,he picnic. There is
nothing thar viii cause a hot box in bug
by so quick as going e picnic with girls.
Particularly is this the ease When one has
two girls. No Young man should ever take
two girls toa picnic. lie may think one
ca4not have too much Of a good thing. and
he. he holds over the most OF the boys,
who have only one girl, bat before Che pic
ME Is over ne will note thc look Of satis!lc-
ton or the iacCs OF The o.hc boys, a. they
stray oil IN the yprual shade. and hc viii
look around st ais two girls a though bis
stomach was overloaded. y don't care
ho, attractive the girls are, or how cnler-
- Is nasG boz H. or how expansive on ial
reaching g 3 al hclia1, he cannoido juilicc
90 the suhjoe. = Be asf to girls. There
will te ccg,.G clas,nc ol Interests that
no Young boy in his g5li ehooi. as most
BOYS are when they take tao giils o. pic.
EiL, he's the diplomacy % prevent. oW,
this n,sy 'eohla tr;ging Thing 20 write about,
and for a -a' lior thpefto publish, hut
c-ally relicrGl III we start the youth ct
the land OF. igh 81 the first place, they
viii be all right, bat if they stan, ont hy ,a-
king two girls 60 a picnic their whole lives
are Liable 20 become aciiula.cd, and thcl
viii gr0wup hating themselves II "a Young
man is good-nat rel and tries 60 do tbc
fair thing, and picnic is got up, thc rest
of the boys are liable - play % on him.
There is always s1rlc C'l back number ot
girl sho ~ n, fiioE. Nho wants to -
and the boy ai;er all get girls and buggic
engaged, will car ,a.s among thenHclycs to
see who shall take this e.;iI girl, and II ai
WAYS falls 70 the erOd nat-gcd yo ~g mga.
He says of course there Is room Con thce D.
the buggy Sometime hc thinks maybe
this old girl can be utilized to drive The
horse, and then ho can converse with hl-
own sweet girl, with both hands, but in
siclf nitmcuta be think not be- finds out
that The extra gal h. afraid If horses, dalC
not drive, and really requires some holding
20 keep her nerves quiet The Young hau
begins TO realize. by this time, thai i., i-
one great q sappoinimcht. Hetric, todriy,
with one hand. and rjngoic bis good piri
who is little CO 40 thc t.ru affair have
taken, with ,ho c,her, bat IL is % allure
and finally his GOOD girl says Size will drive
and thcn J has To- put an ann around thcm
both, hich yili give more or less dis9ti--
faction the best way you can fix it. II wc
had !. boy that didn't seem % have amy more
sense than 10 make hat rack of himself &c.
hang giIls on in buggy, sc sloslp lai
with him and tell him OF the acoiiCt 1890
had experienced in youth, vhcn ,l' ln}
palmcd off two girls on rs t0ta1cto colr
try picnic, and we believe re car do no
greater favor to the Scurg mon who
are just entering the pie c cf lie than g.
impress upon them the impe tanccci doing
one thing q. a lime, aud doing it Eoii.
Start right first, and lie will be one cor.
tinued picnic buggy ride but il your mind
is divided in youth, youwiil always be- look.
ing 20, h5t bote5 ord mnoyanccs