Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-01-25

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No purer, safer more unobiectiouable
| stimulant In medicine than Malt Bitters.
"Sing me the old songs" pleads poet.
About four hours warbling OF "0ld Dan
| Ticker" and "Doo. Da' would cure him,
perhaps.
Hoods Sarsaparila is made Of roots,
herbs. and barks. 1t gives tone to the
stomach and makes the weak strong. Sold
by Druggists.
Monsieur Y. speaks OF his father in-law.
"0.' said he, "he Is so close-fsted that his
daughter is the only thing was ever able
To get from him"
When you want Pearline, be- sure you
get what you ask for. The market j. full
Of limitations. The genuine is manufac-
tured only by James Pyie, New York.
Mark Twain, lecturing on the Fill Is
lands. offered to show how the canibals ate
their food, If any lady would lend him
baby. The lecture had to 90 unllustrated.
HAVE WIsrAR's BALsAM OF WILD CHER
IY always at hand. Itcures coughs colds.
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, infu-
enza, consumption, and all throat and
lung complaints. 80 cts. and 81 bottle.
Stable keeper-"By the way. shall put
in an extra bulfilo:" English blood
Couldn't you let me ave an 'orse, you
know: Efer rather not drive a buffalo
first time, you know.
N. BUCK, OF Toledo, Ohio, says My
father, before wearing the only Lung
Pad, could not sleep nights on account
OF his violent coughing, since wearing
it he has slept soundly every night
See Adr.
when a man agrees To deliver a letter 70
his friends sweetheart, and, forgetting II,
leaves IL in his pocket where his wife iinds,
1t. he may just ~ well save the trouble or
telling her the facts. He won't be be-
lieved.
ANSWER THIs.-Did YOU ever know any
person 10 be i'll, without inactiou Of the
stomach, liver or kidneys, or did you ever
know or hear of any case OF the kind that
Hop Bitters would not cure: Ask your
neighbor this same question: Times.
When fellow goes out of the theatre to
see 4 man, he eats Il little burnt coffee, and
always finds his man. When 4 woman
looks under the bed for y man she never
think, to eat any coffee, anl she hnds no.
body
DR.. G. ". Benson, Celery aud Chamo-
mile Pills are prepared expressly TO cure
sick headache, nervous headache, dyspep-
tic headache, neuralgia and nervousness,
and will cure any case. Price, 30 cents,
postage free. Parsons, Bangs & Co., Port
land, General Agents.
Men who are trying To become famous by
initiating DR.. Tanner don't get on very
well The only way to gain notoriety by
making fool OF yourself is 10 Invent some
new way Of doins so.
THEY HAVE NEVER FAILED Il have
been sick more or less for the last ten
wears, which has cost me many dollars in
doctors and druggists bills. The last two
wears il only cost me three dollars. Why;
Because | used Sulphur Bitters instead OF
employing doctors. They cured me OF
Jaundce-,J H. Boyd, HotOksH.
Dutch landlord up ut Grass valley,
wishing To DE thought up 10 the times, re-
christened his hotel the Tanner House, and
was sold out by the sheriff rs Il bankrupt
before he found out what the matter was.
Every one that knows me, knows | have
for II years swallowed thousands OF differ
ent nostrums for Dyspepsia and Bilious
ness, all TO no good. ID. Il. V. q. has
cured me.
II. Z. Smith, Editor Sunday Times, Syra-
cuse, n. Y.
Guaranteed by all Druggists.
Rev. Mr.. Collyer's injunction to the
Young men at Poughkeepsie was, beware
OF dolls" Yes. don't suck the paint of
their heads. II is poisonous. Parents
often give their little ones the same warning.
THOUSANDS SAVED from the brink OF the
grave. and the path Of atiiiction turned TO
one OF happiness, by using the famous
Wvomoke. a blood, brain and nerve food.
In nervous, brain and heart affections,
broken-down constitutions, etc, Wyomoke
has cured when all other methods have
failed. Sold by all druggists at sl.W,
81 80 and $500.
II am sceptlc !" said an immature per-
son of the masculine gender in a vanglorl-
Gus strain. IAN epieptic'' asked an Old
lady, somewhat hard OF hearing. Poor
boy you look like It, so you do" While
the smile went round the youth went out.
LINKED TOGETHER R-Complaints go in
troops. They are associated by nature.
Get one disease and you will have Others.
DIR. David Kennedy's "Favorite Remedy
strikes at the root Of all disease. You can
not take It amiss, no matter 'chdt your par
ticular trouble may be. For all ailments
of the Kidneys, Liver, Stomach, Bowels,t
Is worth more than its weight in gold. 4
siirer dollar will buy it, whether you go to
your drug store, or address the proprietor,