, 1881-06-19
PERSONALS.

Joaquin Miller lost all Ills money in Wall
street. but unfortunately his tasto for writing
poetry reulnills.
Je1i Davls says "Shcr1nall's luarcl, to the
seq WIS really tho most ulsurd or military
maneuvrcs ever undertaken" lie does not
even except Grants fooliug around Riohn,oud.
The Presidents of several trunk railroad
lines held long conference In Commissioner
t1nk's office In New York the other day, ana ut
IT'S c1c|e Fink denied that tho subject Of rates
had scen under consideration. It is now be-
lered thar Auanias was the Commissioner Of q
railway pool.
Jenny kissed me when we met,
Jumping from tho chair sho sat In;
Elmo, you thief. who iovo to get
Sweets into your book, put that ini
Say I'm ugly, say Im sud,
Say that health aud wealth have missed me,
Say 1m growing old, but add
Jenny kissed me!
Samuel Jones 1ldc,,,
Scene: Summer cottage with piazza-
Julsn-" Chicago is lovely city,
afarV-"3es, very lovely"
I0hn-"Oh, you hnve been there, have you? -
Aid!u-"So- have relatives there
joint" Gu which sldc?"
Mdru-~On my mu1her's side"
Jo}4" (nftcr q pause}-"Well, good evening""
EXIT front gate.1
Mary has since died.
As our readers are aware, this is the day
FOR which tho end Of the woril is A1ed. Dcsir-
Ing to secure the opinions OF prominent persona
III various parts ut the country concerning the
matter, TIE TRIBUNE communicated with them,
and received the following answers:
Its all On account Of Eza--H W. i}eeeher.
Ask my particular friend. the Dcvil.-liob lnaer-
sui.
M,selr and the oago arc ready. Let her ntokos.-
.Nuu"r Harrs.ni.
How can you expect little girl llse NC to knor,-
Gail Hamilton.
Please secure postponement until after the
Chicago races.-H. T. Remts.
Since the decision Of the Electoral Commission
am prcparcd for anythng.-S.J j. 1T1den
Don't worry. | have been here 5000 years, and
nothing OF Tie Kiud ever hapnened.-Susan h. An
t4onv.
My new harness is too cute for anything. You
will havo 10 see Vanderbilt about the other mu1ter-
Muud S.
tncose mr. opinion 41d bill for t0 for same, for
which you send check In the matter Is used.
HIM. II. Erartt.
hnyc built seven chicken-coops this summer, and
called Conkllng iunatln An Ohio man fears moth
inR.-R h. Hayes.
never guess l tried 1t once ut County Fuir
where had TWO boxes and thrcG little balls. sud
1t cost me $ll.-Deu:an Richard Smith,
drove my team half milo In l:t6N last Wednes-
day. 1t auyt thliK hn,rens shall to Heaven with
the fustest record.-1F. IT, Vanderbilt.
Lot agitate this painful subject Perhaps
thaa who say there is He'll right, but Ch
cugo suits mo well enough IT. i. STOREY.
II this thing ns pot to happen, better time thun
Just after W. have the Derby could be selected.
More Americans would die huppy than ut any other
perlod.-Pierre Lorard.
Allow me to give you pointer this thing. If
they sell pools in Chicago nnko tho World trst
choice Al p:uy 1t high II you use, tho other fellow
won't here collect the bo:.-Ehnrlts 4. U1nH.
My llolstan cattle mover onked bstter- In ros1lEd
feelings cuesrnins the other matter, 1t is only
necessary say tltut have paid my board at the
sherman for three weeks In ndvnnca.-Lony John.
have not becu consulted about the affair, and
consequently Idea tl.at 1t will Occur. 1t ts
not Erly that st Important step would bc taken
without my knowIedxe-luscof CoAkting
HE tool, Putt.