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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22
Adnainigtrator's Sale

ATOTICE Is HEREBY GTVES THAT
lN in pursuance III au order 0f the COun-
- Court Of Linn COgBty ard State q Oie-
gont rearing date Ar94l5t Oh, 1879, lyoing
oay OG tlGs regular Augn6 term 81 gaid
G0Bri for tHo ye4r so. ~ the Tgattcr If
the estate ~ eafatI Is nn f5snIis95s ,8ees aaei
tIie undersiGrfe.l Edminizerst9r oT sad e.
tsle viii se.l ~ pub T. auction at The Court
Hpuao dos. in Aibsny, Linn County, and
state u DTeSon, AZ tic hour - one O'Clock
i. ~. OF
SATURDAY, HAY Szsf, 1881,
all the right, title. interest and estate IL the
said sarza Ana SimisOn at the time OF her
death in and q al thet cerlain tract Of
iend lying and being sitHafe in Liam c1uu-
y, Oregon, aud described ~ follow:
CommeBciDxa the Sanliam riyaT On The
line between gecfious > and Z 10 Township
10 South, Range We<t Of Willamette
Meridian, thence South On said line one
mic, more or less. - tic Southwest col
Her Or said se0.jon 3, thence sOuth ~ cnains
and 90 links, lhenes South G., Fat Z8.l6
chains, thence North 75' ~, East 25-77
chains. thence North 5Z2J chaiae. thenre
West ~ Chains, thence Moth C5.I9 rls1sgls,
more oF 44sss, 10 the SaStizn river. thence
down the said river - the place Of begin-
ming. containing tWO hundred ard Gdy
aer's, fnOfo Or less. tr2Tiug and e<czpling
thc graye-s ara o. nine rods aquarsj.
TER1ss ASD CoxDITToxs OF vsALE:-One-
half the purchase price, cash ~ Il. =. gold
zoiu b. hand Cn dag Cf sale, AMI lf1iaucs
~ eix months, Win Interest thereon af the
rate Of one Ter ceiit- Ter month from the
dsy n sale, aaeured ~ liote ard mortgages
on Tie premises fsr the TasI.len. thereof
Apr! lgih, issi.
B.. =. AfOSTANyE,
2sEi adIEiristTalr
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22
walFlxLED FACES.

il ia 2 painful sight 80 sec young Indies
in their tcefis with wriukied and promo
turely old faces: nevertheless il IS quite
common, and 10 any one who observes The
signs of tiie times tho reason Is very appa-
rent. Owing 70 the flaming eadvertisemafits
and bogus certificates, IN which are used
ilc names Of eminent physicians and
chemists, the uususpcetin9 and credulOns
have been induced 90 use sofle OF fhe 20.
called liquid beautifisrs, All Of which are
known 10 DO positively injurious, and III
used for any length Of time will destroy
tho complexion, 80 that Il will be next r.,
impossible to restore i. Mothers ahouId
bo very careful 70 see that their daughters
Isio pot use these preparations, but AK Tor
end obtain Sisvcn's harmless Yosemite
Face Powder, tho 5nly harmless beautifer
For sale by Foshay a. Mason, Isoster's
Brick, Main g., Albany, or.
Everybody that has tried Ammef,s
Cough syrup continues It's use; baadee
they tell their neigbb0rs Of Il. We wefe
IN drug st0re tho other day and a Gus
toner asked for bottle Of Ammen's
Cough 6yrnl saying, ~ do not know
anything aDsA Il myself. but my neigh
Dor advised me 10 buy it for my cold, and
tells nc that the use Of three bottles has
entirely cured his cough of tsgo years
standing, In fact nc seys 1t Is the best
medicine in the world for cOu9bs, colds
and lung COMPLAINTS and that ous-d7l-
lar bottle did bin more good than all ihc
prescriptions he had from tie doc.Ors."
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22
REVISION OF THE NEW TESTAMENT.

Perhaps one of the most important
movements of this moving age is the
revision Of the New Testament. There
is widespread unsettled feeling that
has gained much ground in the past de
cade in regard to all religisis affairs,
and il is probable that this revision will
greatly increase. Its intensity. Such
changes do not come without upsetting
many old dog and leaving many in
doubt who have based their faith more
upon hearsay than on personal study
and investigation. The appearance in
May next of tie revised editions of the
New Testament viii lead many to think
and form opinions Of their own who
have heretofore to great extent had
all their thiaking in this direction ready
made for them and have adopted it
without question. 1t Will be severe
test and one Which will involve much
bitterness, for old ideas and methods
are things men do not give up without
struggle. The Christian religion has
survived 1900 years OF onslaught from
withoutaudh has yearly grownin strength
from thiseentest Whenever and wher-
ever it has received weakening blows
they have come from within, and while
it is not probable that mere revision
of the New Testament will overthrow
it, or even injure it permanently in any
manner, yet it will doubtless subject it
TO many changes that in the nature of
things must temporarily weaken its
force. The Rev. Dr. Philip Sch6ff,
who was one of the American commit
tee on the revision of the New Testa
ment, says:
"The changes afe so many that
scarcely a. verse in tho Nsw Testament
remains unaltered. La many instances,
however, the changes concern punctua-
ton and minor words. OF course any
alteration will arouse criticism, but /
think we can hold our own, and we are
prepared to do battle fer what we have
done and sanctioned. We have worked
between two fires, the radicals wanting
far more sweeping changes than we
would sanction, and the other party
rolling their eyes In horror whenever a
comma was transposed, or small letter
replaced tE capital. The controversy
will probatfg go on for few years. At
the end Of five years at latest l expect
to see the new version accepted by ALL
but the MOST narrow minded persons.
An interesting and exhaustive work
now in preparation VIII give an account
of the debates Of Eke committee andI
the argumentsSHhfch wese put forward
in favor Of ana against the different
changes adopted. !. as we'll as ipformationI
concerning changes suggested by the
different reyisers and not adopted. The|
New Testsment will be sod in Eng-|
land, Scotland, Ireland, Australia andI
the United States on the goth Of May|
next. The stories that large Humbers|
of books are now Ia this country under|
lock and key are false, the revisers only
having received copies. Only sub
scribers will receive copies at first, and|
the price to the public will be $40. I'll
is understood that within forty-sightl
hours of the appearance of the English
copies on The market, reprints viii apl
pear from six New York publishers.
The price of some of the editions viii
be as low as fifteen cents"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

Taz Anti-Monopoly League move
ment is gaining ground rapidly. It is
now proposed to hold an immense mass
meeting In New York soon. Some
interesting matter on our fourth page
in the shape of New York Tribune
editorial and Br. Thurbet's able reply
thereto will give an outline of the feel
ing the movement has excited among
monopslists. The Tribune may be
looked TO in the campaign which is
sure to follow the agitation of this sues-
ton, as the principal champion of the
monopolists. The success of the.anti-
monopoly party at the recent municipal
election iu Jersey City, was only par
tial, but it nevertheless has much sig
nifeance. The city in which this
organization had It's origin, is simply
railway ridden. It is railroad center
and the rights of the citizens are net
weighed at all, when the demands of
the corporations are in question. It is
alleged that the Pennsylvania road
pays no taxes whatever to the Jersey
City treasury, while the other railroad
corporations contribute only fractien
Of what they ought to. A correspond
ent says that the growing feeling among
the masses, not only in Jersey City,
but also throughout the state, is that
corporations have gone far enough, and
that it is now high time to teach them
the rights of the people. This feeling
is shared by the bulk of the Democratic
party, just as much as it is by anti
penopolists themselves. Undoubtedly
lis movement will have an influence
elections this fall, may be on
ctions after that.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

CRoP reports from the Western
middle states seem to indicate good
prospects. for an average crop of all
cereals despite the severe winter.
There has been sufficient snow to pro-
tect the winter crops and the indications
for Spring SO far are very favorable.
It IS probable the acreage is largely in.
creased and this will more than counter
balance any local failures. The fruit
crop in some sections is almost an en-
tire failure.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

GEN. GRANT has evidently lost his
amulet. He actually arrived at the
city of Mexico short time since and
was not received with grand ovation,
but allowed to so quietly to his hotel
like an ordinary human. But then
the Mexicans ase depraved set any
way, and don't seem to appreciate our
new-fangled notions of hero-worship.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

The emancipation celebration at
tempted in Washington last Saturday
proved complete fizzle. Only about
loo persons Joined the possession and
many of these left it before it arrived
at the place designated for the ceIebra-
ton. 1t is difficult to get up much
enthusiasm now in Washington on any
other topic except executive appoint
ments and the dead lock. If the Office
seekers there should determine to cele-
brate there would be big time, at least
as far as numbers go.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22
RrcRLaN,s AaNICA LII.

The best saiye in the world for cuts, bruis-
es. sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tet-
ter. chapped hands, chilblains, corns and all
kinds of skin eruptlons. This save is guar
anteed to give perfect stisfaetion in every
case or money refunded Price SOC per box.
For sale ~ Fcshay aud Mason, Wholesale
agts j. Moore, scio ID Foley. Lebanon
Dir Powell, hehaHon Rcdaath and Mon
tague, JeiTersan; d NJ Gaihreata, Buena
Vista G sefpahus, Tpmer X = lsampy,
Harrisln.sg: Starr aud siskeir, jlroaals-
yillo.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

CoSsIDERAnLE animosity exists in
Mexico against Americans building
railroads on Mexican soil. It is like
the dread experienced before taking a
cold bath and win probably wear or
after the plunge is taken.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

TIE attempt to get up worlds fair
in New York will probably prove a
failure. It is almost impossible to get
q meeting of the full board of CON-
missioners together.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

AFTER all the pros and cons Mr.
Edison's electric light has been fully
proven to be an entire success. Ar
rangements are being made to light a
portion of the city of New York by
his process at once.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22
pE.rn OF erS. sosrrn LAVE.

General Joseph Lane died at RolG
burg last "Wednesday, after lingering
illness of several weeks. A biograph
ical sketch of the noble old hero viii
appear in our next issue.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

The q. s. frigate Constitution lef
League island, Penn, ten days ago and
has not been heard of since. Some
Apprehensiens are felt for her safety,
It is said that she was iniperfectlJ
manned, and doubts are expressed Of
her seaworthiness.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

While circus men were loading cars
at railroad crossing at Ennis, Texas,
three men leaving town insisted on
crossing at that particular place. A
fight ensued in which Campbell, one Of
the showmen, was seriously shot
through the body.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22
sIasea,s c,aerry Tos.h E.asae.

An aromatic combination for the preser-
vation of tho Teeth and Gums. 1t is far
superior to any preparation Of the kind in
the market. Ia large, handsome opal
pots, price so cents. For sale by Foshay
Il Mason, Albany, Oregon.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22
Albany Farmers Ce.s
STOCK HOLDERS MEETING.

Z-CTiCE is 3isTeby given - til. stock
~ EcidaTg II tae albany FsIperfs 20.
thst thcre viii bc ~ ctiHg % the sfocl-
holders q said Company 81 iheir efie0 ~
tho city 81 Albany or Tuesday, Tho 18th
day of May 1881, - the ilDur oi Z O'Clock
p ~. q! said day Tor sila purpose OF eieci-
ing seven Directors - seres Tor the ;erEn
n ono wear. and f8r lhe transaction Of
8Ur rtaef 'ure@ fIat gray Legally
come before Ghe risc.ing. Fail Teports
wiii i.e f-sCsspre5 Dl i1s-ness tEa1-a irons.
a !.1i! attendance u fise Sfoc. holders Co
sired. g.. j. CRAWFORD.
Afe.s. President
u -IAE<FfEi.J, Sec. 3sw3
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22
FRTDAy...-..-.......APR1L %. 1881.

BRApsraEEr's Commercial Report for
the quarter ending April lst, seems to
indicate more hopeful outlook gener-
ally in business circles of all kinds.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22
Ana,hes l.lsnesr s.ans.


HAHHisturG, ifEE 70, DeH.,
Albany 18th, 1881
Eiitors Demooya5
At nine o'clock n d., On Satnrday, Ito
10Th inst. Mr.. Alexander sorunervilie, died
at his residence ia CHS placr.oi congestion
Of tho liver, sitter on illneBg Of only tvo
weeks duration
The deeeaaad was BORN in fleming county,
Ry., Dec. IGth, 1919, from whence he u
moved with his father'a family, IN 1870, to
Edgar county, III. lie married Elizabeth
Stevenson, Of that county, (who etiiI sur
wives himl aud with his family and ntmer.
Qua relatives, came to Oregon IN tho great
tide of Immigration in 90, locasing With his
brother .Ioseph someryille, on land about
igo nilcs cast of this place. HIS brother
still retains his original claim, bat FL lag lie
was farniIiafly called, sold his claim s.me
years ago to tho late Hon. y. Z. Grimes and
moved into Harrisburg.
lie was an upright, Influential citizen, al
ways foremost 10 al laudsbls undertakings,
charter member Of Thsrston Lodge, 30.
%, a. T. and a. b., aud also 81 Harrisburg
Chapter, dating his Maeonic Incnberslip
back to 1852, in III; and held at the time Of
bis death the Office Of Deputy Sheriff.
The esteem with which hs was held by
his fellow citizens sas cvinced by the largest
funeral gathering that ever assembled in
this vicinity. He was buried with the ap-
propriste and imposing ceremonies Of Tie
masonic Iisaa,sLy 1Fhurston lodge, sas.lsted
by brethren fnos, the neighboriag lodges Of
Jnnction City. Breunsyilie aud Halsoy, con
Quoted by ID. +. Aias0a, s.. a Of 81 Jobn'n
Lodge, Of Albany.
The following prsanbis AID resslnfiors
were drafted by a committee appointed ~
The ". 81. reported = and adopted b tic
Thurston l.odgo on It's ratr,ra from tic fguer-
al services.
70 the Master, Warden and Brethren
Of Thurston Lodge 10. .. :. J.. & 4. N.
Yonr committee ioF the purpoze of d-aft-
Ing resolutions q confidence oa the decsass
Of Alexander ssaervi.ls, beg leave y Jesort
as follows
| Whereas, The suyrcDe Architect 81 tho
| Unigerse has saen ~ - remove oar beloved
brother. Alex S5actYiile, from oar mids;
by the hand u death, therefore be il
Resolved, That, rsesgnizing IN this tbe Dc.
| cree 81 Tho Grand Master of tine Universe q
which w. must 81 with sabtaisz.ye rcyersno.
bow. Na realize 10 genial Frcseses, lis a5ls
| oonnae!a. aud hiz perfeet masonic exarsl5l.
viii seyor D. fsl5 ia his lodge room agais,
aud
Resoiye3, That th.s Lodge lac Iost one o
is Inos. zt...sus members fhc ha1iBz beca 4
charter iaegBbcr. who lahsrsd zesisa-iy fsi
the sooi d :l.asoarl, 3, his widow Kind snc
devoted lesbar3. 49, children q loving par
ent ar.i the community n1 upri e aud peace
ful citizen.
! Resolved, That &C teudsr orr heartfelt
sympaihp ~ tAe bsfeavea widow. his faith
efless chidrea aHd his pfeetionats relatives
Resolved. That this I.sirs b. drapel g
mourning and thar ~ neHb-rr wear ts-
usual iadca Tor ihir.y d,ya
Resolve 'f1at t.iesc rego,at.5asJ J,a arTeat
upon tie Isla. racoris. 2 c@py feruisact
tbo ssidsw of lie deceased brother ard - tli'
press far Pal.ic..tion
s. aEtv.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

A LARGE slice has been cut off from
the wheat carrying trade of the great
trunk lines running between the Miss
issippi valley states and the Atlantic
seaboard by means of shipments via
the river to the gulf and thence by
ocean steamers across the Atlantic.
This is the direct result of the
Eads improvements at the mouth Of
the Mississippi, and will probably ex-
ert salutary influence on the settle
ment of the great question of freight
tariffs in the east. 1t might be wise
policy for some of the legislators of the
Pacific slope to look for similar so@-
tion of the same questions here.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

Coleman and o'Donnell, the alleged
London Mansion house conspirators
are in New York. They decline to talk,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

From II. Rurkhsrt's pasture 2 bay pony.
heavy set, with reached name and saddle
marks. 4. HAFFESnEN, Albany.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

MUSIC LESSONS.

F7SIUS- G--s4iaE 60 receive lessons in
isHfs., eii 1s.Fsr or lla.e can 90 20
b. sppiyiDv 10 if. 50. BAC71ENS'TO. OF
tails uty. lcFu1- ni0sl4 rate, and system OF
ifsstrufi IN - 3rsiY nuw ard original.
Persons es-iE5rzs lessons who are urablc
t. reaf. music vtkI receive
h2SS3a2 II READIaB hUSIg FREE
he;ero eoafaeaci3C theiT oourse OF instru-
iteBtll lessons.
seaoisrs CAN receive lessons IT bheir
boHes cr ~ tle tesidsuce q Mr.. J. /.
-iisesetsio.
APp.y 81 terms and system OF insiruc-
tl1n.
Geur- of lessons commences April 1t.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

Mr. s1msrgiiio leaves Ei4oe as3 four
ehildres. lsne eiill hav.as rres - lia q
the gravel Ils yo1neeTt 1reaier, #rs.
Miller, 'saa pre-tat .-t A.sdra-a. SIS sa, Z.
J. Souaaeryiilc. Il Fsadis;ea, eas ',ls-
gr1pael fer ~ -a early d.se. apa is.eie1 ca
heinz. bss fils1 3.Ls- -naa 55a4 g
the iiser, and 80 arrived ,a'y e lae icr
the funeral The ls. Re .sia'1s e35ren,
john sammsrvi.ie, of tAs Hsns ~ 1nsr-
vile and Ersymaa, g.. Iftftllt -i @u.
Blolgett, Of ire tans pise-, asy yst %
learn Of ;heir loss. assT.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22

Snbscribe for the DEMooRAT.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22
HOLLAND.

Dry weather has set in in this
country, and the complaints from far
mers are disappearing. Inland naviga-
ton being quite free the country
markets have been better supplied, and
wheat has maintained its price with
difficulty. The quantity of wheat on
passage to Holland by sailers is nov
ass, ,00Oqrs. including 3l,0O0qra. from
Calcutta
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-04-22
AUsrRIA-nUxGARY.

Pesth advices from the 18th, inst,
state that millers bought wheat freely
early in the week at slight decline,
but at the close there was less demand.
In -four some business had been done
for England at lower prices, and with
the opening of navigation on the
Danube millers were expecting better
demand 0eneraIIv
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-01-11
Yacob was Right.

A New York firm, consisting OF two
brothers, Jacob and Isaac, had failed for
large amount and announced forth
with their ability to pay only ten cents
on dollar. This having been done,
Jacob said TO Isaac:
Isaac, doa vos der biggest days
peesness We efer done, hah."
ped you"
Isaag, We will go celebrade. We will
pig deener by der Delmonigo, hah 7"
All rhiad."
They went to Delmonico's and order
ed sumptuous meal, for which they
were charged SIS.
Said Jacob presenting a $5 bill to the
cashier
"Gif me dree tollars und half
shange."
How is that 2r asked the cashier,
"Your bill is Sl5, and that is but So"
"Oxectly, dots rhiad. You see We
vos baengrubt, undt bay not more as
den oend on de tawler, amt 1t, Isaag 2"
But the cashier failed to see 1t that
way, and sending for an officer he made
Jacob produce the correct amount.
SCOT will bunish you for dees," said
Jacob to the cashier.
Isaac said nothing, and the brothers
started out, Jacob still assuring the
cashier that Got will bunish you for
dees dings," and when they got into the
street, Isaac said cautiously to Jacob:
"Yacob, you vas rhiad. Got will
bunish dot man, Yacob," he continued
running his hand into the breast pocket
Of his overcoat and pulling out some
thing, SCOT haf punished dot man, vor
got me Won tozent bees zilver sboons."
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-01-11
Conundrums.

At what time is cigar like an old
maid ? When there is no match for it.
Why is newly-born baby like gale
of wind? Because it begins with q
squall.
What is the difference between ladies
and ducksp If there is any difference,
it is that ladies are often dressed to kill,
while ducks are killed to dress.
Why are a whale and a pond lily
alikep They both come to the surface
to blow.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-01-11

eEA negro family in Galveston are
everlastingly quarreling and disturbing
the neighbors. A gentleman living
close by met the wife and said to her.
" You are always kicking up a row.
Why is there no harmony in your
house 7" OATS juss what was tellin'
d. lazy, wuffiess niggah. Oar amt no
hominy in de house, nor no meat, an
de bacon's all eat up, and de meal barr'l
is empty. He is de only ting in de
house what's full all de time"
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-01-11

aTA few months ago an old gentle
man was seen mailing up notice on a
fence on the south side of Galveston
avenue. A friend, passing, said Why
don't you have the notice put in the
paper, where people can read it2"
WAL, if i tuck it to the newspaper
Office them newspaper fellers would get
1t spelled wrong, and then somebody
might think 1 didn't know how to
SPELL" said the old gentleman. The
notice read:" 3" Howe fur rent inchoir
on preymeysis.
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-01-11

II EMNANTS Of PRINTS--Of these we have
- large quantity In good styles.
In addition TO the above goods we have a nice
assortment OF Ladies Neckties, Corsets German.
Town yarn; lephyrs. Shoes for Ladies' and Chill
dren, and thousands OF other articles
f. MORTIMER
New Bloomfield, Pa
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-01-11

EY-" A bribe ~ exclaimed the honest
official, starting back as though stuDg.
" A ber-ribe and to mel Good gracious
man do look like man to trifie with
my trustI You have grossly insulted
me, and despise you and your venal
offerl Stay, one moment" he added,
as the timid tourist, alarmed at the
storm of indignation he had evoked was
hastily taking himself off in a very
" sorry -that-I-spoke" kind of mood,
"stay moment. Don't be in quite
such a hurry. Look here !''-and 80
saying, the honest official lowered his
voice and drew nearer to his tempter-
suppose, now, L was such man as
you took me to be, what would you be
ready to stand?
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-01-11
A Big Mouth.

Boatswain of an ocean steamer to
seaman, who seems to be hunting for
something; Well, what are you look
ing forY"
"For pail.n
"What do you want Of pail :"
I" want to wash my face"
"Oh, open your mouth and you won't
have any face to wash ~
The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, 1881-01-11

sT" A kiss" said young Charles, is
noun, we allow; but tell me, my dear
is it proper or common ?" Lovely Mary
blushed deep and exclaimed: Why,
avow, think kiss is both proper
aud common