Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1881-03-05

| on 10 Mr. 1lOyts coat pockets, UnDe-
known to him. While one WAS calling
his attention to limb that he was dis
secting, another would cut off an ear, or
finger, or toe, or q nose, or dig out an
eye, and drop the same into Mr.. Hoyt's
overcoat pockets. Finally he bid the
boys good bye, thanked them for their
conrtcsies in showing him around, told
them it they ever came to Fond du Lac
his pew was at Their disposal, and he
skipped for the train, and got on board.
dle-aged lady, with slim face ad spec
tncles, and evidently an old maid, al
lowed him TO sit beside her. The car
was warm, and it was not long before
the "remains" began to be heard from.
He was talking to tho lady about the
sweet by and by, and the hope OF glor-
ious immortality beyond the grave, aud
OF the inducements held ont by the good
book to those who try to lead different
life here on earth, when he smelled some
thing. The lady had been smelling it
for some miles back, and she had got her
eye on Mr.. Hoyt, and put her handker-
chief to her nose. He took u
long breath and said to the lady, "The
air seems to be sorter fixed here in the
car, don't it?" and he looked up at the
transom. "Yes," said the lady. as she
turned pale, and asked him to let her
ont OF the seat, ait is very much fixed,
and believe that you are the man that
fixed it!' and she took her satchel and
went to the rear of the car, where she
glared at him as though he were fat
rendering establishment. Mr.. Hoyt de.
| voted few moments to silent prayer.
and then his attention was called to
new married couple in the seat ahead Of
him. They had been having their heads
close together, when the bride suddenly
said: "Hennery have you been drink
ing?' He vowed by all that was great
and glorious that he had not, when she
told him that there was something about
his breath that reminded her of strong
that it was not him, but admitted that
he had noticed there was something
wrong, though he didn't know but that
it was some of her teeth needed filling.
They were both mad at the insinuations
of the other, and the bride leaned
on the window and cried while the
groom looked the other way and
acted cross. MIR. Hoyt was very
much annoyed at the smell, and made up
his mind it was his duty to speak to
the groom about it. So he in
troducel himself and told the groom he
ought to do something to cure those feet
of his. Tie groom looked at him indig-
nantly, bnt Mr.. Hoyt continued: you
may think it will wear off, but it won't
knew man in Fond du Lac whose
feet perspired as bad rs yours. and
IT was almost impossible to stay
in the room with him. He had to sleep
with his feet out the window, and the
neighbors complained to the health off.
GERS. One day he" AT this point the
bridegroom called his wife, and they i'm.
mediately left the car. Mr.. Hoyt was an.
noyed. The smell remained, and the peo
pie all around him got up and We mt to the
forward end of the car, or the rear, anG
!. there were dozen empty seats wher
the conductor came in, and lots of people
; standing up. The conductor got one
sniff ana said: "Whoever has got that
! piece OF Limburg cheese in his pocket
will have to go in the emigrant car
They all looked at Hoyt, and the con.
ductor went up to him and asked him il
he didn't know any better than to car
ry around such cheese as that
) Hoyt said he hadn't got any cheese. The
conductor insisted that he had, and tolt
: him to turn his pockets wrong side out
aOS y JdUueu ulS 1auuh lutO ulS pOChet
: and felt something cold and clammy
! He drew his hands out empty, tnrne
: pale, and said he didn't have any cheese
j The conductor insisted on his feeling
: again, and he brought to the surface
couple of human ears, finger an
thumb. "What in the name of the apos
3 ties have you got there" says the cor
? ductor. DO you belong to an establish
ment that sends canned missionaries
the hcathen canlbals?' Hoyt told til
conductor to come into the baggage ca
!. and he would explain all, and 9
;. he passed by the passengers wit
n both hands full of the remains, til
!. passengers were ready to lyme
e hoyt. He told the conductor where l.
n had been, and the boys had played it o
i him, and the fingers aud things we.
Il thrown beside the track, where some or
r. will find them and think murder h;
s been committed. Afterwards Hoyt wel
INTO the car and tried to apologize to IL
@ old maid. but she said that if he did II,
d so away from her she would scream
n doyt would always rather go away tina
r have woman scream. He is trying
II think of some way to get even with Il
v boys at Rush Medical college.