St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1881-11-19

amiliar with q lady? When it be-
,ins to pa.ter on her back.
A certain young Lady is SO enthu-
,iastic about lawn tennis that ner
:ather says she is "the maiden all
Tor lawn"
Many who long suffered from
nervous debility would now be IN
their graves, had they not used
Iron Bitters.
BATTLE" "Alurder" and Sudden
Death" are the society names OF
three fair sisters in New YORK
whose charms ore particularly kill
ing.
"Mary says you cant come to see
her any more" said a boy to his
sisters admirer. "Why note" BE
cause you come to see her every
evening now, and how could you
come any more?"
"Etiquet.e" writes to inquire if
it would be proper for him tc sup,
port young lady if she was seized
with faintness, even if he had not
been introduced to her. Proper,
Young man? Certainly-prop her,
by all means.
A bore once said to Jerrold, in q
company which was discussing the
merits of q certain piece of music.
"That song, sir, always carries me
away!" The wit quietly tnrned to
his friends and asked, will some
one kindly sing iG"
A Berlin butcher has written a
a fiye-act comedy that is about to be
presented in that city. The author,
it is presumed, "steaks" his reputa-
ton on it's success, and the actress
who speaks the tenderloins will be
dressed to kill" of course. The
price of admission for choice seats
will be fore-quarters. -Norrasto'cH
Herald.
In bringing the PE1cKLY ASH BIT
TIERS before the public. we claim tina
it is one of the best remedies extan
for the prevention aud cure OF al
diseases arising from q disordere'
Liver. By using them according
- Tho dfne,tions. they viii
keep the system in q good
strong, healthy condition, and pre-
vent any miasmatic influence. Asl
your druggist for them. Price $l,O'
per bottle.
"If the county would give me .
much money as it paid for fees TO
sendin' me here" remarked q va
grant in Jail, II could buy an outh
and 90 prospectin'. Instid o usir
me to develop the resources OF tn
country, they stick me in here an
board and lodge me for thre
months fur nothin-' Laws u quee
layout"
! "Where has the summer gone:
sighed Flora, combing her bangs o
5 Charles ear locks. And Charlie
: looking dreamily ont over the stnl
! bled hay fields, said. II recko
8 it's gone to grass. Thus one .
D one the onions fade; swig by swI
3 the Jug runs dry; year by year,
r changing grade, bran new childrt
e wink and cry. Please sing witho'
y lining.
The North Carolina Farm
# saws: It may open the eyes OF %
. Northern brethren to learn that
, two small streams, either of WIFI
!. would be called a creek at the Nor
I'll and both of which have to run i
. miles before they unite to form t
,oI Cape Fear, are not less than ~ &
At ton factories, aggregating sever
! millions of dollars capital, emplo
- ing more that 5000 persons, a
n using more than SO bales Of colt
a per day, or 5000 bales year
is A gentleman had Eve daughte
st the first of whom married q man
IL the name OF Poor, the second D
of Little, the third a Mr.. Short.
Dis fourth a Mr.. Brown, the fifth
ch Mr.. Hogg. At the wedding OF
Ill latter her sisters with their husbaI
er ere there, and the old gentlen
en- said to his guests: Il have tai
a. pains to educate my daughters, t
ed they might act well their part
IN life and do honor to my family.
all find that all my pains, care and
as pections have turned out moth
IL but a Poor, Little, Short, Bro
e Hogg."
A maiden's blush is q pure, d
W. cate and beautiful hue, indicat
ler womanly modesty. Ill health I
=" III looks has caused many ladies