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Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

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Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

ONE Of the newest agonies of this in-
tense age is for young gentleman 10
send TO his adored and adorable large
sized japanese parasol covered with those
rapturious pastoral decorations 80 common
to Japanese high art. This signifies
" Shall | SIT IN the shade with you this
afternoon - And she generally does.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06
Bogus Certificates.

1t is no vile drugged stuff, pretending to
he made OF wonderful foreign roots, bgrks,
&c. anG pulled by long bogus certi tlcates
OF pretoded miraculous cures, but simple.
pure, effective medicine, made of well
known valuable remedies, that furnishes its
own certificates by its cures. We refer to
Hop Bitters, the purest and best of medl-
cinCs. -Erchaa0e.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06
Set hnGk A. Years.

al was troubled for many years with
Kidney Complaint, Gravel, &c. my blood
became thin; | was dull and inactive ::
could hardly crawl; was an old worn out
man all over; could get nothing to help me,
until | got Hop Bltters, and now am a
boy again. My blood and kidneys are all
right and am us active as a man of 80,
although am ~, ana have no doubt it
will do as well for others of my age. Ii
is worth trial. Father }
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

BUTTER SCOTCH. Take three pounds of
sugar, one-fourth of a pound of butter,
one-half teaspoonful of cream of tartar,
and eight drops extract of lemon. Add
as much cold water as will dissolve the
sugar; boil without stirring till it will
easily break when dropped into cold water,
and when done add the lemon. Have a
dripping pan well buttered, and pour In
one-fourth of an inch thick, and when
partly cold mark off in squares. If pull
led when in this state till very white, it
will be like ice cream candy. Do not stir
ii, but shake the vessel occasionally while
cooking.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

FROM observing the effects of petroleum
upon the heads of operators at the wells
came the shrewd Pittsburgher's great dis
covery CARBolINE, deodorzed extract of
petroleum, this is the only article that will
produce new hair ON bald heads. II
never fails
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06
[Walla Walla Watchman.J

wise words OF n NllilhS witness.
At the close of q mass meeting, accord
ing to the report of the same published in a
La Grange paper, reference was made to the
phenomenal efficacy of st. Jacobs Oil In
the many painful diseases to which man.
kind is subject. We refer to the above as
showing how strong hold the Old Ger
man Remedy for rheumatism, has on the
experience and good wishes of the great
public,
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

POINTS IN OAKE MAKING. The butter
should be perfectly sweet and free from
buttermilk; the butter and sugar should
be thoroughly beaten together. Powder
ed sugar is preferable to granulated, as the
latter is slow in dissolving the whites of
the eggs should be beaten TO stiff froth,
and added to the sugar, fruit should be
rolled in flour and added ut the last mo-
ment Soda should be pulverized and
sifted into the cake with the flour. The
hand, or a wooden spoon, is best for mix
ing cake. An important point is the heat
of the oven. The cake should begin to
bake at once, but shou Id not brown i'm
mediately. the oven door should be sell
dom opened while the cake Is in. The
gem-pans are excellent for baking cake.
first heating them as for Graham gems.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

Mrs. JONES went to picnic the other
day. one Of those quiet picnics with no
fuss, where you get up at 4 o'clock in
the morning, pack off four children and
ten lunch baskets and CAD around in the
heat all day-and it made Mrs. Jones so
tired that she had to do two days wash
ing before she felt rested.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

THE cure for night sweats depends en-
tirely on the cause. Malaria gives rise to
them and then the cure Is quinine and arse
mic Debility may cause them. In that
case tonics and good, nutritious food should
be used. Consumption causes it, and the
cure Is sulphuric acid. ten to twenty drops
in water, an hour. Oxide of zinc and hy-
drocyanite extract pills, and, aboye all,
atrophia sulphate, one two hundredths of
one grain to begin with. This must be
taken with great care. DR.. Nairn. of Lon
don, says he sponges the body with tinct-
ure of belladonna, but the drugis too power
full to be used by any one but physl-
clan.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06
AGRICULTURAL.

WHAT class or kind of horses to raise is
a question for men to decide for them
selves. Individual taste in such matters
sometimes SHOULD govern. Some men de-
light in the stylish roadster, and another's
idea of utility makes hlm admire the heavy
breeds. The draft horse is necessity of
the times, and the stylish stopper, the
carriage horse and the fine saddle beast,
will always he sought. If a mans tastes
are in the direction of heavy horses, he
should select them as his specially, rather
than undertake to raise light and speedy
stock; and If another sees his ideal in the
''thoroughbred" or blood horse, II is hardly
to be supposed that he would take as
much interest in raising draft stock as he
would In breeding and raising his favorite
kind. The demand for horses embraces all
breeds, and as rule, it is wise to select
that class for which man has q plefer
ence. In large majority OF instances,
however. man NAV not be welded to
any particular breed, or have no special
preference one over another, in such cases
he cannot do better than TO select as his
speciality what has been called serviceable
buisness horses, staunch, of good size and
style, moderate speed, and nervy action.
For horses OF this class there Is steady
and incroasieg demand; they are quickly
purchased at good prices, and it Is in this
field that farmers will find remunerative
work. BY judicious selection of sire
and dam such horses may be secured; but,
as we have frequently urged, this cannot
be done by indiscriminate breeding, for
instead of obtaining what is desired. the
progeny may be nQndescript, ungainly
and undesirable. 1t is indispensable to
success that the condiuons shall be favor
able to obtaining it. We have stated them
heretofore, and need not repeat them here.
The class of horses referred to are scarce
and high. and of this many farmers have
doubtless taken notice.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

RIBBONS which are very much solled can
be made clean, and will look almost like
new ores, if washed in ammonia and wa
ter. Use half teaspoonful of ammonia
TO one pint of water. Some ribbons.
after washin g or sponging, do not need to
be ironed, and in fact are injured by it.
These should be fastened to table or long
ironing board, and when perfectly smooth
let them alone until they are dry. If they
are all wrinkled when dry, lay cloth
which is slightly damp over them and
press with a hot iron. Black silk, if
sponged with cold coffee and ammonia,
will be wonderfully freshened. Use a
flannel cloth to remove dust from silk.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

SOMETHING WORTH LOOKING AT.-Aged
party: " AS you say, miss, ham indeed
a-gettin' VERY old. and ave a-seen q
many things in my time christinings, funer-
ais and weddns- but there is one thing
AS I've never seen as / should like to afore
die" Young lady: What's that 2"
Aged party: q divorce, MISS"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

A WORTHY deacon, in a town not far
away, gave notice at prayer meeting the
other night of church meeting that was
TO be held immediately after, and unconsci-
ously added "There is no objection to
the female bretlern remaining"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

SOME of the girls of the period are part
ing their hair on one side. They do this
because thay do not wish 10 look like the
soft young men who part their hair in the
middle.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

To STOP BLEEDING OF THE Nose. "A.
French surgeon says the simple elevation
of a persons arm will stop bleeding at the
nose. He explains the matter physioIogi-
cally, and declares it a positive remedy.
1t is certainly easy of trial. Or, strong
solution of alum water, snuffed up the
nostrils, will cure In most cases without
anything further.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06
How tn Get Well.

Thousands OF persons are constantly trou-
bled with n comb nation OF diseases. Diseased
kidneys aHd costive bowels are their tormen-
torr. They should know that Kidney Wort
actson these organs mt the same time. causing
Them to throw of the po,sons that have clog
ged them, and so renewing the whole man.
Hundreds testify TO his Pittsburgh Post
Regulate the Secretions.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

CURE FOR HoARsRNEss.-Tak the whites
of two eggs and beat them with two tea
spoonfuls of white sugar, CRATE In little
nutmeg, then add pint of luke warm
water stir well, drink often and it will
cure the most obstinate case of hoarseness
in a short time.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

WARM MILK AS BEVERAGE Milk
heated too much above 100 deg, +. loses
for that time degree of its sweetness and
its density. No one who, fatiCued by
over-exertion of body or mind, has ever ex
perienced the reviving influence of tum-
bier of this beverage, heated as hot as it
can be slipped, will willingly forego re-
sort to il because of its having been rem
dered somewhat less acceptable TO the pal
ate. The promptness with which its cor
dial influence Is telt is indeed surprising.
Some portion of it seems TO be digested
and appropriated almost Immediately and
many who fancy that they need alcoholic
stimulants when exhausted by fatigue will
find in this simple draught an equivalent
that shall be abundantly satisfying and
more enduring in its effects.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

A HUMoRIsr. embittered by long manu-
facture of jokes and the fiendlsh pursuit of
puns, once lmpaled baleful joke upon his
wife at the close OF washday, she then
preparing the frugal evening meal,
whereupLn II she sm0te him over his broad
brow with stewpan. The dying man
cried out as he fell. with gleam of I'm.
mortal triumph in his eyes, "Stewpandi-
Gus Joke" anu passed away TO brighter
land
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

PROBABLY the boy never lived who hav-
ing drum, did not burst it too see what
made the music. But Vermont has the
champion boy. He broke his drum be-
cause he wanted to see the drum core that
bis father spoke of.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

COTTAGE PUDDING. Three pints cf milk,
four TO six eggs, sugar to taste, two thick
slices OF bread crumbled very fine. Any
kind of fruit may be added. and it Is good
without. Flavor to taste, and bake half
an hour in a moderate oven. When baked
beat the whites of three eggs to a stiff froth
with little sugar, and cover the top in
large spoonfuls, and sprinkle with pink
sugar sand; beat TIL light brown. This
is very delicate and handsome.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

The London Times is responsible for
the following piece of information: ''Some
time ago an Austrian chemist is said to
have devised new soporifc. the action of
which is so rapid and powerful that a few
drops of it sprinkled on the head and face
will etfectuaily stupefy a man in few
seconds and render him utterly defense
less He gave it the name OF 'bandiger,'
or tanner, and offered the secret of its pre-
paration to the Austrian Government.
But the Government has not only refused
to purchase it, but has ordered the Police
authorities to formally notify the inventor
to discontinue his experiments, and to ab-
stain utterly from using his invention in
any way or communicating it to others.
under pain of being criminally dealt with"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

VEGETINE is now prescribed in cases of
Scrofula and othor diseases of the blood,
by many of the best physicians, owing to
great success in curing all diseases of
this nature.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

THIS is the way Nassar glrl tells a
joke, "Oh. girls heard just the best
thing to-day. 1t was so funny. | can't
remember how it came about, but one of
the girls said 10 Professor Mitchell-oL,
dear, can't remember just what she SAID;
but Professor Mitchells answer was just
too funny for any use; forget just exact
ly what he said, but il was too good for
anythingW
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

MEssRs. MORGAN HEADLY, Mutual Life
Building, Tenth and Chestnut stree 8, haye ON
hand superb stock OF extra fine quality Dla-
moDds, which they offer aG as Low prices as
stones or the first quality, perfect alike In color
and RhRpe can be Rolt for.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

MUSTARD PLAsTER.--By using syrup or
molasses for mustard plasters, they will
keep soft and flexible, and not dry up and
become hard, as when mixed with water.
A thin paper, or fine cloth should come
between the plaster and the skin. The
strength of the plaster is varied by the ad-
dition of more or less -four.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

THERE is no excuse for any one having a
headache. dizziness, fever and ague, or ma
laria, if they take ''Sellers' Liver Pills"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

FINANolAL -" Phat wud | do wild
that ?" exclaimed Patrick, when the hack
man handed him the baggage check.
give yez good money and yez try To pat
counterfeit on tez me" You mistake, "
SAID the hackman; this Is not money,
it is check" "Go way wild vez, Z"
cried Pat "isn't u check always writ on
paper? Did yez take me for "a green
horn ALTOGETHER Z"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

GA lady had the flesh eaten off her arm
by scrofula. Could see the sinews working
'Lindsey's Blood Searcher' cured her." J.
Ralston, Elderton, Pa.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06
Milton, Dei., Feb. 10, 1880.

Having used Hop bltters, the noted
remedy for debility, nervousness, ndiges-
ton, ETC., have no hesitation in saying
that il is indeed an excellent medicine, and
recommend it to any one as a truly tonic
bitIers. Respectfully,
REy. Mrs. j. III. ELLGOOD.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

High Authority.

Hop Bitters is not, IN any sense, an al
coholic beverage or liquor, and could not
be sold, for use except to persons desirous
of obtaining medical bitters.
GREEN b. RAUM.
u. 5. Com'r Internal Rev.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

LIQUID SHOE POLISH The following is
German recipe: Dissolve three and
half ounces of she'lac in half pint of al
cohol. Rub smooth twenty five grains of
lamp black with six drachms of cod-liver
oil, and mix. A few drops are to be ap-
piled to the leather with a sponge.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

Cooks make the mistake of boiling
things too much. After reaching the boil
iEg point meats should simmer, The
toughest meats can be made tender by so
doing.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06
TDanville, Oily News

John Stein, Esq, City Brewer, referring
to its valuable qualities said to NeaOs re-
preventative: | have used st. Jacobs Oil
in my family and recommend it 60 my ac-
quaintances. 1t has always given the best
satiFta tion, and is truly wonderful
ren ed
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

LYDIA Z. PlNKHAM's Vegetable Com
pound ranks first as a curative agent In all
complaints peculiar to women.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

The Philadelphia Record is honest.
1t says ''the turtle that bit the girls ear
at Chautauqua was an appreciative beast.
We might have done it ourself."
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

LITTLE fish get into trouble when they
play hooky. They should never run away
from their school.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

HAND sCREEN-Small circular hand
screens are beautifully made of plated
cream lace on a stiff foundation, with
cluster of varlegated flowers in the centre
they are used at teas, and also at the thea
fro
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06
Rough ON Rats" )"

Ask Druggists for it. It clears out rats
mice, rosches, bed-bugs, flies, verp1in, In
sects. 16c.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

CARROT SALAD. Select very tender car
rots, and cook them in fast boiling water
till tender; cut into very thin slices, put
them INTO glass salad bowl, and sprinkle
with sifted loaf sugar add the juice of a
large fresh lemon, and wineglassful of
olive oil. BY way of garnish, place round
the margin of the dish an onion cut in
exceedingly thin slices, and small punches
of any fresh, green salad leaves.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

" If any one attempts TO pull my ears, "
said Joe Cook, she will have his hands
full" The audience looked at the great
defaner ears and snlckered.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

HE jests at cars, who never held a
brake
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

in driving hen woman is slow bu
shoO-her.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

See advertisement OF P. o. Vickery for agents
in another column. Mr.. Vickery Is Mayor OF the
City of Augusta, Maine, which Is a sure guarantee
that all will be fairly dealt with.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06
REV. Mrs. j. Ii. ELLGOOD.

| declined TO insert your advertisement
of Hop Bltters last year, because | then
thought they might not be promotive Of
the cause of Temperance, but find they are,
and very valuable medicine, myself and
wife having been greatly benefited by
them, and | take great pleasure in making
them known.
REY. JOHN SEAMAN.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

To CURE WARTS Cut a slice from raw
potato and rub the hand each night; let
the water dry on the hand. 1t will need
but few applications.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

AN lrlshman on seeing very small cof =
fin exclaimed; " Is 1t possible that coffin
was intended for any living creature -
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

THE motto of the giraffe-Neck or moth
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06

The married daughter of contractor
comes to visit her father and on going out
with him for walk to the scene of his Ia
test labors burst out ecstatlcally.
ION, pa, what lovely houses those are
that you have been bullding-those cot
tages along the bank of the river. | have
an awful great mind to take one and bring
the children here and speLd the summer
near you"
The contractor deeply affected) -" No,
no, my child Never! Not that | would
not fain have you near me every day and
hour, but, darling, those villas were not
built 10 live in-LheY were built 10 sell. y
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06
AT recent examination in girls school

AT recent examinationin girls school
the question was put TO class OF little
ones "Who makes the laws OF our Gov
ernment 7" Congress, was the ready
reply. " How ls Congress divided 7" was
the next question. A little girl In the
class raised her hand. "Well," said the
examiner. Miss Sallie, what do you
say the answer is Z" Instantly with an air
OF confidence AS well rs triumph, the an
swer came: Civilized, half civilized
and savage"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-10-06
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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1881-05-05
A ROYAL Welded Life,

Francis Joseph of Austria was really
in love, or fancied he was, says The
LoRion Truth, and for a time his
union proved a sufficiently happy one
The empress had been accustomed to
imbibe daily glass of Bavarian beer
at her dinner To this the court officers
of Vienna objected, and her right to
her national beverage was only secured
by the direct interpostion of her hus-
band. But the emperor's heart was
too large for single affection, and the
empress had temper of her own. 1t
is said she once horsewhipped a gentle
man on the grand staircase of the i'm
perial palace. Smarting with hiswounds,
the chastised one rushed into the pres
ence of the emperor and demanded
redress. His majesty shrugged his
shoulders, and bestowed upon him the
order of the iron crown, fifth class,
whereat Vienna laughed all the more.
BY and by the august couple entered on
that arrangement which Gin ecclesias-
tical matters, be it understood) is so
dear to the intellect of Dean Stanley
they agreed to differ, and have remain
ed excellent friends ever since. The
empress still cherishes with tenderness
tho memory of the early spring of her
married life. Among her treasures is
a jeweled casket of the rarest workman.
ship, which holds a little bouquet of
edelweiss given her by the emperor
during the period of their betrothal.