, 1881-11-26
LAKESIDE MUSINGS.

"Whctl Grandpa Takes Ills N[ur J. H.
tftle of tho lateat song. II GRANDPA lien, "'e ~
Louisville thoro will 10 no time for oha'.'. ~
th!s song. 10
Ono by one tho beautiful legends NJ ~.
world arc fadng into nomentlttcs 1tia mn. ~, w
thoFo IL no rico Of tailed tnrn In norpoo o." ua,a
ilaps they dEdn't offer n big puouuh nnr,o tsr.
tho men wouldn't racc.-Cari Selurz, Aaa
The RossEps llntG made u l3ttle rom.s,.
Tor 1lsarche Howard, WIN wrnte a cIorer s.'ss
called "Ono summer" It Ia snid shn n,'.a .Hs
with IL the money for wedding trip Ia E,sas.a
hut tor Eoser waa 10 nad at her tnr t,t.4pI
thoir ltto story before tho public that br I,,,al,
her. II Hinneho enjoyed tho European irJn ~.
Is exactly TINT much winner. OrIa who ats .,s ~
10 oaff tho1r own living ctn cong right u,lt he,.
III the bo'in1tcss West md get moro bushons.
than. you cau shake u stick Ut. 0S4
Grandpa likes to kiss wee sall,s:
. Hhp says no.
Hays Ills whlskers thick and busby
Prick her so.
orandpa's head 's amooth md sbyuy
Tn tho top,
Where the hair began to thin, and
Would not atop.
Grandpa kisses; Sallic questions.
| au it's sa[d:
"Grandpa, why not put your whlskcr.
On your bend r.
From Carols for tht Kids 'bv trhtirlse E,ii
T'tE young gfrl SMILES mud raises her cr,,
10 hts. ncautifni eyes they are, large ana blncE
with yellow flru smolterIng In their ,lchth,
llko tho RleHn ot t0pnz, md, as Rupert lunI,
| Into ihem ho cnnnnt hut think Of tho nlrh, hs
fired his fathers hopt'jaek Mt a wc!rt.lookin1
cat In tho hAok yAr1 w!iOso pyes hnd thu ssma
Helorul appearAnco. Pressing II kIsa On hor
ruby lips. Hupcrt sall IN Myrtle: "WouId yn,
like 10 gu to tho matil,Se SATURDAY at,ernoon.
| my phtY" "ies. darling" rcpIic,l the prI
KlAd sM!le rtrpllng uvcr her feuttrr~ "Thon"
| saih George. cold, cruel stiuar stnwty crov1,nq
ovor his coantenanee, "ysIu 1,ati l,ctter slriIs
yunr old us,ln fnr ,!oltnr," aslsi with II honr,c
de1nur-ike lnt,uh hc ssuric,l lur tho erert.r4,.
-ttun AdpaRce Shcc.& u iir. llulsttu4's Mo
| Houfe. ,
Ci,1CAnO rAni.Es.
| 1.
A Wolf went to Theatre and sujt. IN Ina
Man In thu bux-oIce: "tlow m1,c., 10 llekc, 10
tho phttt euncortY'
/ "'Ien dollars" replied the ,Iaf.
The saxutlous animal lnuko1 ut him sIcaJLlt
for E1otnent mud thun satd: "1f yi,l will eot,e
taruy country you Gun Ret nty ol1tco you waut.
yoi nrc the biggest wolf | hnyc sc2u ibis ss1..
son"-nn1 wngEtug bis tNlt heartily bc ttotsct
nwny.
This fnb'e teaches that thero Is nj racket "
good but what somebody will drop On II. .
/ II,
A Granger, who had safely harvested hts
Crops. ea,no to Inrgo city to buy h|lnsclf ~
Overo1at for olevcn lolarI 10 keep out ,hs
Chilly nsasta OF Winter. As he was walkrrx
along tho street Young Man WHO was elegantly
t!rcseod came up and called hlnl by nalue. II.
though tho GrunKor could mt remember os
haviuY ae1n him before. They tu|ked axuy
very pleasantly for Rwhile, and hnully ths
Young Slan Entd: Well, how IL everything up
| your way this Fall?"
| Tho Granger replied: "Oh, we are getting
along protsy we'll. bur tho suckers don't bas
| MUCH"
Then tho Young Man turned around aoraer
aud was not seen oy the uranger ngaln.
This fable teachca tant sumo tricks are 70 oil
that oven people In Milwaukee have haaeI vt
| thqm.