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Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-05-28
THE BEAUTIFUL SHORE.
Peck's SIM.


Of all the fine arts the one most
abused by those who attempt to prac
tice it, is the fine art of snoring. Ever
since Rip Van Wrinkles time snoring
has been attempted by all classes OF
persons, some of whom are utterly
incapable of approaching the height
and depth, the length and breadth OF
the vast subject, as is Bob Ingersoll
to fashion God after his own heart.
There is a sublimity and grandeur as
we'll as delicate beauty about we'll
regulated snore, which the uninitiat-
ed cannot fully appreciate. Nothing
80 embellishes a mans character and
80 pleases his family as the success
full performance of this ancient and
honorable art. And when we hear
man make the night hideous with his
vain attempts to snore, waking the
neighbors within radius of half a
mile, we take that man to our arms
like brother and plead with him in
no gentle terms on the error Of his
ways. Now genuine old fashioned
snore has two elements-an inspira-
ton which so far as noise is concern
ed might be "boom," and an expir-
alton or blowing off. Perfection in
producing the former is the main
thing to be sought. 1t is to the snorer
what the first pair of suspenders are
to an aspiring boy-that on which his
hopes of glory depend.
1t somewhat resembles quick sue
cession of the sounds produced by an
angry father when he deals gently
with refractory son. But there is
an undertone to it, which varies il
pitch, according to the shape and
size of the nasal organ, from the low
, rumble of distant thunder to the
: mournful whistle of a hen-pecket
husband. The blowing-off is addet
S to beautify the snore, and also as
matter of convenience. 1t is sort o
t quieting off preparatory to another
boom. The following directions vii
, probably aid the aspirant for honor
r in the art of snoring. Lie on you
back; throw your arms above. you
1 head as a girl does when she sees
: snake within rod of her-trying t
kill the snake, of course. Open you
e mouth until you resemble the moder
it fly -catchers; think of earthquakes
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-05-28

thunder storms and girls playing base
ball simultaneously. While medi-
tating on the grand but noisy phe-
nomena, draw breath through both
mouth and nose; and if You don't
strangle in the attempt you will have
a nasal boom in all its pristine glory.
The operation is somewhat danger
GUS, as the epiglottis may become
lodged in the wind pipe, or the palate
may start on an exploring expedition
through the nasal regions. But bear
it braveIy; many a man has hazarded
more than this for the sake Of little
tame. When you accomplish this
first part, close the lips firmly and
explode the breath suddenly, as if
you had tasted cayenne pepper. and
you will have completed real old
fashioned snore. But one snore will
not bring you fame. You must keep
it up for an hour or so, the louder the
better. Keep good time, snore stead
| lily and you will not wake the neigh
bors, for mOnotOnous sounds favor
sleep. Practice makes perfect in this
as in other arts. Become accustomed
to snore in this manner when awake
and you will do so naturally when
asleep; and any one listening will full.
" appreciate that beautiful poem:
| Oh! the snore, the beautiful snore.
Filling the chamber from ceiling to teor
Over the coverlet, over the sheet,
From the crown of his head to The sole OF hi
feet
Rumbling along,
Beautiful snore it can do nothing wrong,
POLLY.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-05-28

DERCALE Parasols something new at 70
L senfelds.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-05-28
Richmond next week.

hlCHuOHU HcAo soOn'
.Den kets uneasy. | looks oud
in der street und see der shtaff und
der cavalrie running all apout der
pig hodel vat Parks shtays nit.
".vat is the NATTER says | to one
courier vat vas running py. No
thinks much he says. We only go
| oud nit der army dis mornin to vip
Stonefence Shackson.'
~ felt pad. | looked arount; der
moozick vas blaying Hell Columbia,
und dere vas Parks und der shtatf,
und der shtar speckled panner vloat-
ing efrywhere, der artillerie, der in
fantrie, und ! drinks den, shaw, how
can Stonefence Shackson COON here
NIT all dat, heb!
"Und koes pack NIT mine store.
"Pimepy | hear der noise. Boom !!
Boom! B-r-r-r-o-o-m! B-r-r-O-o-m!
Watts der matter, Shake says | to
mine poy. Der rebels und Stone
fence Shackson, dey cooms,' says he,
yust oudside der town. Mine
Colt, Tie der mooles NIT der pig
wagon = says l. Und / prepare to
carry the goots in it. Just den |
hear b.r-r-r doom! B-r-r-r doom !!
cooming down der street, und mine
frient, der yangee captain, bass py,
RAINING, oud Of preath, und / says to
him: Coon dake some peer und
viskey!' Ter hell nit der peer und
viskey,' he says. stonefence Shack
son, he cooms, und | ket oud of bis
way, by tamil
:'Und would you beliefe, right on
dop of his heels, here cooms Sheneral
Parks und der shtatf, und der wagons,
ind der artillerie, md der moozick,
and der infantrie, und der shtar speck-
led palmer, und der cavalrie, and ef-
treythinks all mixed up doogedder
Mine wagon, und der modes, und
mine poy Shake, und myself, we ke'
mixed up too, und We let DEF whole
drinks go to der teifel.
81 runs den to der next corner une
see dere man on horsepack, tresset
in kray. He vas as dali as a house,
und vas blowing in a big horn Who's
peen here since | vas kone.'
, .'Und who do you links dat mar
vas 7" said Bloom.
Cant say" said his fellow-pris
Oners.
"Vell," said Bloom, dat man va
Stonefence Shackson !! !"
"Now," added Bloom, II drinks de
tam yangees ish no COUNT; dey maxi
! me lose effreythinks, und I'm yoos
so goot a repel dan you. Ven / ket
I oud of here, l ko NIT Shorgia, we're
l repel frient Of mine dcld me de udde
tay, he gives me plantation. Va
you drinks of dat, heh!" concluded
Bloom with a chuckle of exultatiOn.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-05-28
FANCY GROCERIES.

WHITE LINEN REMNANTS-Jus re.
w ceived large lot of White Linen Rem
nants from to yard pieces, which will be sold
very low, at ROsenfelds.
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DEATHS,

Bridget. relict OF the late John Cosgrove, in
the Sth year OF hor age.
The relatives and friends are respectfully in
vited to attend the funeral, from the residence
of her daughter. No. 302 East Orange street, on
Wednesday morning at $50 o'clock. High
Mass Mt st. Anthcny's church at Q O'Clock. In
terment at ST. Mary's cemetery. It'd.
SMITH.-August 8, in this city, Carrie l..
Levi Smith.
The relatives and friends are respectfully in
vited to attend the funeral, from the residence
of her mother. l2i East King street. on We'd
nesday, afternoon at O'Clock. Interment ut
Woodward Hill cemetery. 2tl
OswALD-In this city, on the Sth inst.
Clarssa, wife Of Edmund Oswald, In the I'D
year of her age.
The relatives and friends of the family are
respectfully invited to attend the funeral from
the residence of her husband, SIl South Queen
street, on Thursday afternoon at 2 O'Clock.
Intermcnt ut Woodward Hill cemetery. Leb-
anon papers please copy. 2td#
ZIEGEL.-ln this city, on Aug. g. 1881. Mary,
wife OF Franz Ziegel, aged - years, months
and IL days.
Her relatives and friends are respectfully in
vited to attend the funeral, from the residence
of her husband, No. 34l South Queen street,
on tomorrow wednesday, afternoon at ~
o'clock. lntermcnt in Lancaster cemetery.
lids
George Washington Lederman, beloved son
of Julius and Rosa Letlerman, aged years. l
month and days.
The relatives and friends OF the family are
respectfully invited to attend the funeral,
from the residence of the bereaved parents,
No. 4O6 North Queen street, on Wednesday
morning, August 10, at II O'Clock. New York
Herald please cOpy
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-08-09
TRlBUTE OF RESPECT.


The Death of Mrs. s. T. Montgomery.
At the regular meeting OF the trustees of the
Millersville normal school, held ut that insti-
tuition on Saturday, Aug. q, on motion OF An
drew nj. Frantz, esq, 4 committee consisting
of j. Il. Warfcl, Jacob NJ. FrantZ and Jacob
Bausman was appointed to draft resolutions
expressive of the sense of the trustees ON the
death of Mrs. S. Il. Montgomery. After brief
delay the following preamble and resolutions
were presented and unanimously adopted
WHEREAS, 1t has pleased Divine Providence
to remove from us by death Mrs. 8. T. Mont
gOmery. long identified with this institution
as Il teacher and rs a faithful friend and pro-
motcr of all its best interests, and
WHEREAS, 1t is fitting that an event so init
mately affecting the well. being of the institu:
tiOn should be made of special record in its
Official history therefore, be it
RcsUlced, That while We bow in humble sub
mission TO the Divine will. We mourn the loss
OF one cndcared 10 us by long association and
friendship, and one whose death will leave q
void that can never be filled.
ResOkUed, That in the death Of this most es-
ti,nable and gifted woman we realize that our
loss is deeply shared by the pupils OF the
and whose love tor her was equalled only by
her devotion to them.
ReSOiCed, That we ten.iertO her deeply be-
reaved family and friends, in this the hour of
their sore affictiOn, our most heartfelt SYM
pathy, assuring them that we will ever cherish
the kinGcst and most grateful recOllectlOnS of
her whose death VIC now deplOrc.
the board of trustees attend the funeral and
that the secretary be directed to transmit TO
the family of the deceased a copy OF these
resolutions.
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BART ITEMS.
ln and Around Georgetown

ln and Around GeOrSetOwn.
The festival mania still clings to this
section Of the community and one of the
best OF the season will no doubt be the
one to be held at the Gap nickel mines on
the Goth inst, fOr the benefit of the Nickel
Mines church.
The Bart VigiIant association will hold
their annual picnic on the 18th. A band
OF music and speaking will be some of the
features of the meeting.
Messrs. Doblc and Hawkins, of the
Nickel Mines band, have procured new E
flat horns, which arc quite an improve
ment to the music. The horns will all be
renewed before great while, when excel
lent music will be expected.
On Thursday eveEing, 4th inst, two
young men, employees at the Nickel Mines
while returning from 4 picnic on the Mine
hill, were Salutcd with a load of shot from
some unseen and unknown person. The
shot struck one Of them, several grains
cnterir" through the skin which wele
picked out by DR.. J. Martin, The other,
more fortunate, received bat one grain.
Whoever fired tue shot was trying a long
range Of a very small charge of powder. rs
the shot was scattered from head to foot
of tho youth who received the load. Sus-
piciOn points to = certain y"lm. man Of
not very good rcputc.
On Sunday, 9TH inst, Il heavy rain fell
in this section, and to the terror Of the
tobacco men, a section of hail. The hail
covered scope extending the entire
width OF this township and about half a
mile north If this village. How far south
it went VIC have not yet heard, but it in.
creased i'm force to a short distance south
west.
Some of the best tobacco has been
somewhat damaged, and the owners are
looking up their insurance policies. Among
those who will suffer from the ravaSes Of
the hail. stones are several of the residents
Of this village who raise the weed on their
own lots and have large tobacco but no
insurance,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-08-09

HALLS VEGETABLE SICILIAN HAIR REVIEWER
is a scientific combination of some OF the most
powerful restorative agents in the vegetable
Kingdom. 1t restores gray hair TO its original
color. 1t makes the scalp white and clean. 1t
cures dandruff and humors, and ialling-out of
the hair. 1t furnishes the nutritive principle
by which the hair Is nourished and supported.
1t makes the hair moist, soft and glossy, and Is
unsurpassed Is a hair dressing. 1t Is the most
economical preparation ever offered to the
public, as its effects remain long time, max
ing only an occasional application necessary.
1t Is recommended and used by eminent mcdi.
cal men, and officially endorsed by the State
Assaycr of Massachusetts. The popularity OF
Halls Hair Renewcr has increased with the
test of many years. both in this country and in
foreign lands, and it is now known and used
in oil the civilized countries OF the world. For
sale by all dealers. au4lwdeOd&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-08-09
Live stock Markets.

CHICAGo.-lIogs-Receipts 5000 head ship
ments. 4.lt0 head market steaiy; common to
fair mixed packing, $5 9O@6 40; good to choice
$6 sO@. 20; sktps and culis. 81 75@6.
Cattle-Receipts. 4.5OO head; shipments. 1000
head ; demand better and prices firm exports,
s5G6s0; good to choice shipping, s 4OQ5 30
common 10 fair, 81 5O05 70; butchers steady at
ss@4; range cattle steady. with q far demand !:
common to fair, $3G3 10; good to choice, $3 ~
@3 IS g.; stockers' and feeders, s3G4
Sheep-Receipts, COO head: shipments 800
head; market active, frmer and scarce
quality poor; common to medium, s. 25G4
good fat, 81 H0@4 90.
The Journals London, Liverpool and Glas-
gov specials quote cattle as better: American.
141%c.; Canadian, 16c. sheep dull at l4Lc.
EAST -Cattle-Receipts since Fri.
dsy. 2,77l mead through and l,l39 head yard
stock; supply equal to the demand; prices
unsteady, but lower.
Hogs-Keceipts. 3,lGO head; PhiIadelphias,
s6 75xg6 90; Workers, IS 25@6 50.
Sheep-lseceipts 8 SEQ head sales at 81 5OI5.
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FATAL SUN,TlsUKE,

Death OF n Lancaster Soldier In the West
Benjamin X. Duchman, son of Mrs. Ann
s. Ducbman, of No. 11J North Lime Stl ect
this city, and of Col. John Ii. Duchman,
deceased, died about two weeks ago from
the effects of 4 sInStrOke in Leavcnworth.
Kansas. Mr.. Dnchman was private in
Company Il. Sixth infantry, and was sta
toned ut White River agency, Colorado
He left White River agency Oh June so,
for Fort Lcavenwortl, in charge of two
military prisoners. After delivering his
prisoners he vert to Leavenworth City to
spend i days leave of absence, and
while stopping at the Kansas Central
hotel. he was affected by the sun and die i.
Mr. DucI,man was about 43 years of ag;,
and was soldier in the late war. He was
a man of strong physique. He was last n
this city during the year 1878.
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Police Cases.

Emma Archcy, colorcd, was locked up
by Alderman Alex. Donnelly for hearing
on a charge of drunken and disorderly
conduct ; and Ellen Pearsol, white, was
sent to Jail for Ave days for the same
offence.
Alderman Samson locked up Charles
Gray, white, for - days for the same
offence.
Reuben Hutton got drunk yesterday
and went to tho residence of his brother
on High street to to tantalize him. lie is
Jail to-day awaiting a hearing before AL
derman McConomy on the charges of rs
sault and battery and drunken and dis
orderly conduct.
Reuben Hutton, of High street, Oh COM
plant of his brother Elias Hutton. who
charges him with assaulting him with a
butcher knife, was locked up for a
hearing before Alderman McConOmy,
tomorrow evening.
Mrs. NJ. NJ. Diggs and Miss IIettie
Thompson, on complaint OF Rev. NJ. M.
Diggs, were arrested on charge of
drunken aud disorderly conduct, and gave
bail for hearing this evening at S o'clock
before Alderman Samson.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-08-09
TurEARnlEl,S FRIEND.

nr. BARRIERS Rcd Horse Powders are the best
in the market They arc not IL mere food made
OF inert and cheap materials, but veritablc
Medicine. They contain four times the strength
OF ordinary horse and cattle powders, and will
cure and tatten stock in one fourth the time,
acting at once upon the digestive organs and
secrctions, and may be safely relied upon for
the cure of coughs, colds. distemper, glandcrs
and all diseases OF horses. mules, cattle, sheep,
hogs and poultry. They will incrcaseothe
quantity and quality of milk in cows and keep
all kinds of stock in a healthy condition. Sold
everywhere ut soc. per pack, for 81; large
size 4Oc.. or 3 for 81. Sold in Lancaster ut
COclran's Drug Store, 1877 and lS9 North Queen
streets. aug2-lydcOd&wl
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MArFEkS IN MEXICO.


To-dayS TidlnSS from our NSeGA00r Ro
pablle.
SAN Francisco, August "a desptch
received here from Guaymos Mexico
dated August I'd, says: "Sam Brannan,
the holder Of the large grant from Mexico,
is still here. He proposes to 60 down to
his grant Notwithstanding the injunction
of the federal judge.
Z" A number OF American dcsperadoes
were here recently and left for Alamosa,
presumably to rob the bullion train. Only
Is miles more of rails have to be laid to
connect Hermosello with Guaymos.
"a large ship is in the offing here laden
with railroad iron to be used in the COM
pletion of the road.
"a carriage containing 5000 eagle dollars
was stopped on the Altar road, so miles
from Hermosello, and the money carried
off.
'sThere has been no overland mail from
United States for a month owing to dis
agreement between the postal authorities
and the stage company"
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philadelphia Market.

rsiLADrLrnIA. Aug. 9-Flour strong, will
| firm inquiry: Supernne, % 250s Is; ex
ira a 25G4 G5: Ohio & Indiana family. n
! IS OOG6 60; Pennsylvania family IS 75G
$50: 81. Louis do S6 2506 81: MinnesOts
Extra q 7516 2j: do straight, $6 3713G6 62: win
ter patent S6 75aa7 80 spring do u OO07 Is.
Rye flour ut 81 SO05OO
Wheat easier; No. Western Red 81 29A
Del. and Penn'a Red 81 270l 2794 do Amber
81 29L@l3O.
Corn firm, fair local demand steamer, 556
SIC sail yellow 6Ok@6lc; sail mixed, Go96o1lc
No. >, mixed, 54G56c.
Oats firmer, with fair demand No. 1 White
44hc; No. 2, do 4311c; No. 3. 40 &c; No. ?
Mixed, 4OLc.
Rye dull at 75c.
Provisions steady mess pork $lS0lS 50
beet hams. 81 501S; India mess beet.
Bacon-smoked shoulder. s@s1zc; salt do
5h@sc; sm9ked hams lsh0ls1c; pickled
Lard market and prices steady: city kettle
$n S714@l2 90 IOO.+ hnichers' ut $ll9n 25c ;
PRIME steam $l1 62k@u Is.
Butter market fairly active and prices firm !;
Creamery extra at 25926c; do goOti to choice
22G &c: Bradford county and New York
extra, 23Q24o firsts, 19@2lc.
Rolls steady; Pennsylvania l5@lGc wcsteI n,
Eggs steady for fresh; penn'a lie; Western
15@l6c.
Cheese steady for choice grades New
York full cream ll@nLc Western full cream
$4,000; do fair to gOtri, SA69xc.
Petroleum dull Refined re.
whisky dull ut 81 II.
Seeds.GoOd to prime Clover jobbing at So
SIC; Timothy firm ut CO03 10; do Flax
sat steady ut 81 81
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Excurston to Atlantic City.


The excursion to Atlantic City, adver.
tised for Thursday, the 18th inst, presents
attractions certain to secure for it q liberal
and deserved patronage. The fact that
the tickets, sold for SO for the round trip,
are good for two days and. entitle the pur-
chaser to stop off in Philadelphia if de-
sired, enables excursionists to spend a
day at the seashore and enjoy good Whit
Of the invigorating atmosphere that has
made Atlantic City famous, and day to
attend to any business they may have in
the city, or the entire time may be spent
in Atlantic City or Philadelphia as prefer
red Messrs. Clark 6 Schmid, who have
the management of tho cxcursion-itself
ample guarantee of of first class arrange.
ments-have provided that only good cars
and thorough accommodations shall be
furnished by the railroad companies, 80
that patrons of their enterprise arc assured
of an avoidance of the slightest discomfort
while ell route, no matter how large may
be the crowd. The time of leaving from
this city, and at all way stations, is desig-
natcn in the posters and handbills, to.
gether with other interesting and import
ant information for intending excursion
lists
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\ Cough, Cold or Sore Tnroat should "a
stopped. Neglect frequently results in an In.
curable Lung Disease Consumption.
Browns Bronchial TrOches do not disorder
the stomach like cough syrups and balsams,
bat act directly on the intlamed parts. allaying
Irritation, give relief In Asthma, Bronchial
Coughs, Catarrh, and the Throat Troubles
which Singers and Public Speakers are subject
10. For thirty years Browns Bronchial
Troci,cs have been recommended by physi-
clans. and always give perfect satisfaction.
Having been tested by wide and constant use
for nearly an entire generation, they have at
t;iined well-mcrited rank among the few staple
remedies of the age. Sold ut . cents box
everywhere. mSlvdTTh&S&lyw
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Itching Piles-sylnptoms and Cure.

ton, intense itching, increased by scratching,
very distressing. particularly at night, as If
pin worms were crawling in and about tho
rcctum the private parts are sometimes at.
fected /; # al!owedt to continue very serious re-
suits may follow. Ur. Swayne's AL Healing.
Ointment Is a pleasant: sure cure. Also for
tctter, itch, salt rheuIn, scld head, Erysipeas.
barber's itch, blotches, all scaly, crusty, cuta-
neOus cruptiOns. Price, 50 cents, three boxes
for $l.5 Sent by mail to any address on re-
ceipt OF price Ia currency or three cent post
age stamps. Prepared only by DIR. Swayne II
Son. $50 North Sixth street. Philadelphia, Pa.
Sold by all prominent druggists.
iuneSS- Bind NJ WSSw&
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Hay Fever.

Mr. a. l.. AVERY, Pharmacist, Newark. N.
J.-ilaving been severely afflicted for eleven
years with Hay Fever, after trying almost
everything without avail, gave mp all hopes
of being cured, when ] purchased OF you q
box of Elys Cream Balm. TO my surprise,
after a few applications, I was entirely re.
lieved. Il. WATSON HARRIS, Letter Carrier. No.
IA, New +. O., Newark, N. j.
MEssRs. WHITE & BURDIcK, Druggists, Ithaca,
n. VI recommend to those suffering (as
have been) with Hay Fever, Ely's Cream
Balm. Having tried nearly all the remedies
could find, and give this decided preference
over them all. 1t has given me immediate re-
lief e. T. STEPHENS, Hardware Merchant,
Ithaca, N. Y. Sept. 6, 1880. Price 80 cents.
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