Daily Republican., 1881-02-03
BGsESkTEES,
Sun r.sss 40 ......sun sets Sis

Sun r.gsy 7,l0 .s....sSun 6ers b.ls.
Try Woile's Htndoo Catarrh cure.
More good whale bone whps, for SOC.
Try Kings Goyd Samaritan Cough Sysup.
Ouppins and loaohlnS at No. lOa n. ID So.
Said an old w3odchoppsr, whonever wan;
| to find chip y! the old D.ojx JUST ak the
UlOox.
How sad, exclaimed one BLADE OF a palr of
scissors to tAs other, now sBd, we OILY meet
| 10 sever.
What moral lesson does weather.cock OF
| a church steep45 continually incliate? 'L.s
| vain TO aspire,
1t wasa Vsssar girl Just graduated. who
incurred is The crack OF rlne ths pLaoe
Thefo they pu. the powder?
The man who stepped on an hour glass
thonght Ior a moment that he was making
tOOtprints on the sands OF time.
and. oh. Edward, said the girl he vas 60
inv 10 leave bchInd hilO,..at every asopping
pIde co be sure you wT'ts and then 30 aheau
A woman who had stolen rail quantity
ot tob eco, ct Alexandria, Va, received
thirty. nine laShes on her bare back.
woman at West cornwall, Conn, fa'hrg
Ia induce her husband to move cut OF
nouSo she tit not like, deliberately destroyed
1t Oy tlro.
F.. II. HanG, Is L. 4th st. tino iswtlry at
remarkable pfl59s Repairing oI Al kiadS
done on shOIt notice.
holled and pearl wheat, crushed ana pearl
barley, iartna, cat meal and Graham HouE
the very best, with tho richest Wneat noGr
that can bs made out OF WnoaI alone also
DucllN heat none better "a cents, 81 WM
u. PickelJ, 401 Hing st.
C}rnce lam going to see CLARA to-day.
Fl ave you ANY messageY lWundot how you
can visit thal dreadful glrl.give her my love
when a woman wishes to cut another in
| the street she puts on stare that II as
sLrai, ht an more Rnti!nshinY t1aA mead
| light on o locomotive.
| A lady said to her sister, l wondcr,my dear
why you never MADE q matcn; J. tAlnk you
want the LrlnssOae 70 which tho replied,
no. not tho brtmst0no-only tho SPARK.
OF sre.--gho old imam didn't ale 81 age,
said wl,aess. ?1en, exclaimed the luaBe,
| ne Wusu'C i mon in the eye o. tAS a@W.
person WhO lsut VI dSe hA
| but an in ant.
NV learned brother. said;a lawyer with
snecr nj Measurement, tSlE6 TOO muc about
blmSaIt ana mat, may IL please the court,
| / = tho reaGO1 his remarks arc usually 80 Gn-
| lrteIegtlng
cortaiu doctor of divinity said every
hi ada gf grass wss StrmOn. The next dly
he was amusing htihsei Dy cnppihg MS
lava; wHen plIishionor said, tIa1s Tlsht
HDct,r, cut your serGlcns snort.
Wul you please insert this obituary
notice asked an cid gentlemrn oinc unity
eIitOr. ( r2&4, bold 10 ask 1t because the
d,reasea had q great many tri.rds aho /
nero who would bs glad to hear Of htB da4th
A gont!cmAn gro tty provoked a oae mmed
orRalixrIncer ty asking him II be was sur
viy0r OF she late war. Why, you fool, eN'
, claimed no irate muiici, IN, don't you SEQ
lhat survived? Dol oct as thought was
! Killed in the war.
| A West Alexander, Pa, magistrate Is re-
ported 10 have married 800 couples within
two years, and to have built a hne house
with mis- tees. The reason tOr his popularity
10 that his house is located two niles from
West Virginia, and twslve miles from Ohio
SO bridal couples can easily come over the
line and be married by him with ,ut licenst
according to tic laws Of Pennsylvania.