The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-10-27
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A manufacturing wire worker in an I'D
Teriisemcb, invites the public 10 come and
zee hik invisible wire fences
The prayer. give me neither poverty
nor riches is interpreted IN Chicago 10
mean about quarter Of million.
The clam has larger mouth IN pro
poriion 10 itS size than human being, yet
elan Beyer abuses ia ncigebors.
Sleigh manufacturers learn with regre.
that Nennor predicts snow for this winter
They were hoping be would predlc, hot
wave
Nothing 10 this world yields larger
aud quicker returns on the amount invest
ed than poking wasp with your finger to
zee II he feels well.
"A recipe for lemon pie vaguely adds:
Then at on a stove and stir constantly. +"
just As II anything could sit on stove and
not stir constantly,
The st. Paul Pioneer wants Jay Gould
made lndiau Commissioner, believing that
the first thing he would do would be TO
consolidate the tribes.
a Chicago man robbed bis grandmoth
err Of her savings TO pay gambling debt.
He vas too much Of a gentleman to fail TO
pay such an obligation.
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BiddyY' inquired gentleman Of his ser.
want girl 1T is full ON the bottom she
replied, "but hardly any on top"
"A Chicago paper says. Cincinnati does
not filter her water She combs il, and the
bristles she gets ont OF it more than de-
tray the expenses Of the operation.
King Humbert has paid of all the
debts Of his father the late Victor Emman.
uel, and does not owe cent himself. II is
thought insanity runs in the family.
Lesson for young housekeepen: "How
can you tell young fowl from m old
ones' by the teethl' "By the teeth?, bnt
fowls have no teeth 81 know they have
not, but have"
lit Is the easiest thing in the world to
write fun. All you've got to do is to sit
down and think Of il and then write it.
We could write columns Of tiff we could
only think Of it,
i am coming by and by, and you will
hear my plaintiye cry in accents mild and
gentle as lamb; ere long I'll be on deck
bringing ninety cents apeck, sing hey the
sweet potato that yam.
"A little Utica girl. regarding her doll
thoughtfully, recently remarked in the
presence OF her mother: dolly, we're all
Just alike; mamma aud are mrde Of dust
and you are made Of sawdust"
The intelligent compositor left out the
letter d in n paragraph about beautiful
actress, and informed the public that crows
focked 10 see her wherever she went. How
she did carrion when she read i'll
Mot one American woman in twenty
five can walk five miles" says an English
physician. just show an American woman
u street five miles long, with bonnet stores
every ten rods, and see il she cant walk
the whole distance.
A widow at the West, intending TO sue
coed her husband In the management Of
hotel, advertises that 'the hotel will be
kept by the widow Of the former landlord,
Mr. Brown, who died last summer on
new and improved plan"
The girl who is always saying she
wouldn't marry the best man living, 10
pretty sure sooner or later 10 make the big
gest kind Of fool Of herself on account Of
some fellow not worth his salt, and for
whom nobody else would give ten cents.
Sunday school teacher about to com
ment on ST. Paul's directions for conduct
OF men and women during divine service;
Now, do you know why women do not
take of their bonnets in church," Small
boy; Zoos they Amt got looking glasses
TO put EN- on again by"
Investigator: DO We believe man
sprung from the monkey We do At any
rate We saw man at the circus the other
day, try TO pull monkeys tail and the
monkey put his teeth round there in a sud
den sort OF way, and the man sprung from
the monkey. over twenty feet.
The financial problem: An exchange
prints rules TO discover spurious bank
notes. But we don't want to discover
bank notes Of that description. II is the
genuine kind we are locking for and rules
for discovering several thousands Of those
would he very acceptable.
MARY, think il is about time be-
gan 10 brush your teeth. said q mother
10 hor three year-old, whose sole previous
experience bad been limited to . hairbrusb,
aud Was almost thunderstruck At hearing
The following interrcgaiory comment on
her intention: lis there any hair on them
A gentleman having engaged q work.