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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1881-08-18

The West Wisconsin Annual Con
ference, NJ. E. Church, meets in Spar
ia Sept. Nth, Bishop c. d. Fess pre-
siding.
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we are informed that the "Kendall's Spay-
in Cure" is now sold by all the leading
wholesale druggists aud large number OF
prominent retail druggists,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1881-08-18

The Alden Pure Fruit Vinegar will
keep pickles. For sale at Burhyte's
Cash Store. lo-3t
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1881-08-18

There will be temperance lecture
at the Adventists' tent next Sunday
afternoon, at O. clock.
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Dir. Thompson accompanied by his
uncle, Mr. Orville Orion, of Boston,
spent Monday night in town. They
were en- route for st. Paul and Min
neapolis to take in the sights.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1881-08-18

Messrs. Bassett & Potter, of st Paul,
contemplate openinga furniture store
here in short time.
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Mrs. Marston, of Chattanooga, Tenn,
daughter of Mrs. A. w. Everett, is
visiting her relations here.
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Uncle Washington Nichols has been
quite sick during the past week, but
is now improving.
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DIED.
River Falls Market.

KNAPP. In Clifton, August 10, 1881, GEORGE
KNAPP, aged 2 years and q months.
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Fish-Fish--F Fish. Kegs and kits
full weights. Get our prices before
buying elsewhere.
1876 BURuYTE'S CASH STORE.
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Mrs. w. III. Winchester has moved
her stock of millinery goods into her
new building and is putting things i'll
order as rapidly rs possible. Her es-
adjustment is second to none other in
the valley in the variety, quality and
extent of its contents, and her prices
are always moderate. Give her call.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1881-08-18

l carry full line of the famous
Broadhead Alpaca Dress Goods-war-
ranted not to Shrink when wet.
L / RTRHYTE
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RIVER FILLS GRANGE. 2. Of Il.

stated meetings on the ID and 4th Satur-
u .ys OF every month at O'Clock P. NJ. in
tueir hall south olthe JOURNAL Office.
e. H. LEWIS, Master.
AIRS. o. SrRAHL, Secretary. 24-22
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james Sackett, of Kinnickinnic.
starts next week for four or six
weeks trip through Colorado. lie has
a large rancho in view, and thinks of
locating there not far in the future.
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Threshing is going on vigorously,
and wheat is yielding from II to %
bushels per acre.
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Those interested in good horses will
do we'll to read Mr.. Towle's letter in
another column OH SPAWN, ring-bone,
ETC., with methods OF treatment. We
are informed that Mr.. Towle is one of
the best agricultural writers in Yer
mont, and no doubt his investiga-
lions on this subject will be of great
benefit To horse owners,
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Coloma, M ich., Nov. 4th, 1880.

Coloma, M ich., Nov. 4th, 1880.
DIR. Is. J. KENDALL & Co. Gents:
Accept thanks for circulars which
help us considerably. We are selling
a large amount of your Kendall's
SPAWN Cure which gives great salts
faction. We are authorized to say for
Mr.. A. II, Sutton. a farmer near here:
II have used six bottles of Kendall S
SPAWN Cure and cured as many spav-
ms (well marked) on different horses.
/ consider it remedy never equaled
for spavins or ringbones."
Yours truly, RYNo & gibson.
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The excitement throughout the
nation the past week over the condi-
ton of the President has been intense.
The fact can no longer be disguised
that he is II very sick man, and in
greater danger than the day after the
shooting. The statements of the at
tending physicians are very unsatis-
factory, and have evidently misled tile
public as TO the true condition of the
patient. Aug. 10th appears to be the
worst day experienced thus far, and
closed with an hourly expectation or
death. The latest dispatch $3.50 P. NJ.
yesterday gives encouraging reports,
and he may yet come off victor in the
fight. The chances, however, are
against him.
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Campaign is over and those who
were up in arms against each other
in the political tussle now join hands
and march to the druggists for bottle
of Kendall's SPAWN Cure. See ady't.
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Mr.. J. Day and family and Mr.. A.
Day, of Illinois, are visiting at Mr..
Luke pomerOy's.
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Mrs. r. n. Bevans and Mrs. G.. B.
Merrick spent last Sabbath at Lake
Minnie .onka
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Try our new Teas lbs. for 81.
1885, BURHYTE's CASH STORE
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SHILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY,
A marvellous cure for Catarrh, Dipth'
eria. .Canker mouth, and Head Ache
With each bottle there is an engen'
ious nasal Injector for the more sue
cessful treatment of these complaints
without extra charge. Price so cts.
Sold hV O. IL. Davis
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Comelyl Attractive! Winning
These expressive words are often and
properly applied to the fair ladies of
our favored land. who keep their hair
abundant and natural in color and lus-
tire by the timely use of Ayers Hair
Vigor. The Vigor is safe and agree
able, and its effects are very lasting.
making it the most economical, and
at the same time the most beneficial
and elegant of toilet preparations.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1881-08-18

Food for the brain and nerves that
will inyigorate the body without in
toxicating is what we need in these
days of rush and worry. Parker S
Ginger Tonic restores the vital ener-
gies, soothes the nerves and brings
good health quicker than anything
you can use. Tribune. See other
column. l3-5t
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Burr Robbins and Colvin's Allied
Railroad Shows exhibit at Hudson on
the oath inst.
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UYIOY LODGE 10. g, A. 0. U. w.,
RIVER FALLS, WISCONSIN

Regular meetings every Thursday evening
Al members should be present at the first
I'd letting in every month.
GEORGE L. REED, NJ. w.
JAMES NJ. TozER, Recorder
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Remember we buy and sell for cash
only, SO we can sell you cheap.
1886 BURHYTE's CASH STORE.
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Mrs. A. Z. Weld spent a couple of
days the first of the week with friends
at st. Paul.
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Mrs. Crossett, widow of the late
Rev. G. Z. Crossett, was in town last
week.
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Just received a lot OF choice Prints,
fast colors, at 4 q cents.
l. mn,
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ELLSWORTH

mr. Outfit sent free, to those who wish to engage
Y hin the most pleasant and profitable business
NNAIknoWn Everything new. Capital not re-
repuired We will furnish you everything. $40 "A
day and upwards is easily made without staying
away from home over night No RISK MhateNef.
making fortunes at the business. Ladies make ms
much as men aud young boys aud girls mage
Sreat nav No one who Is willing to work tails 10
make more money every day than can be made IN
a week at any ordinary employment. THOSE VIC
engage ut once will find short road 10 LOT aGe.
o"e ,irosS II HALLFTT & Co. Portland. Maine.
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sh,loh,s consumption cure.

This is beyond question the most
successful Cough Medicine we have
ever sold, a few doses invariably cure
the worst Cough, Group, and Bronehlt-
is, while it's wonderful success in the
cure of consumption is without par
allel in the history of medicine.
Since it's first discovery it has been
sold on guarantee, a test which no
other medicine can stand. If you
have Cough we earnestly ask you to
try it. Price 10 cts, SO cts. and $l.00
If your Lungs are sore, Chest. OF
Back, Lame. use Shiloh's Porous Plas.
fer. Price 25 cts. Sold by c. E. Davis
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The label on your paper should shot0
the date TO 1chich goa hare paid. II
the date is not changed whe7s payment
is made, or If it is not correct, please
| notify as at once.
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BOOT & SHOE STORE.

WADS WORTH & WEIGER Manufacturers
OF and dealer in Boots and Shoes, Gloves,
Mittens, Hosiery and every thing usually
kept in a first -class boot and shoe store, at the
lowest possible prices. Custom work spec
iality. Repairing promptly and neatly done.
Shop on Main Street first door south Of Cam
eron's bakery, River Falls, Wis. 2l-35
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l do not know where else, in so
compact form, and at SO small cost,
can be found tenth part of the val
liable information contained in Grsk-
ellis compendium of forms.
IRWIN SHEPARD.
President Winona State Normal School.
S. j. Vinegar, the general agent
for southern Minnesota and western
Wisconsin will give our citizens an
opportunity to examine the above
work. 1t is one of the most useful
books in print.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1881-08-18

Go to Jenson's for bargains in dry
goods.
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KendaII'S Spawn Cure
On Human. Flesh.

Bakersfield, VT, Dec, %, 1879.
B. J. KENDALL Il Co., Gents;--I wish to add my
testimony In favor of your invaluable liniment,
"KendalI's SPAWN Cure" In the spring Of 1862
slipped on the ice and sprained my right limb at
the knee joint. was very lame and at times suf-
fered the most exeruciating pain. ] wore q ban
dage it for over year. and tried most every
thing in nay reach, but could ind nothing that
would give me permanent relief. When | over
worked, it would pain me very much. In April
1878 began TO think should be cripple for liie
but having of "kendalPs SPAWN Cure"
thought / would try it, ! used one third of a bot
tie and experienced relief at once The pain left
me and has not troubled me since. feel very
grateful to you and would recommend "kendalFs
Spawn Cure to all who suffer with spFains or
rheumatism.
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ever discovered, as 1t Is certain in its effects and
does not blister Alsoexcellent FOR human flesh.
READ PROOF BELOW,
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Miss Seavey, of st. Louis, is the
guest of her aunt, Mrs. G.. NJ. Lowell.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1881-08-18

The Grand Lodge of L. o. of G. T.
meets in Eau Claire early in Septem-
Der.
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f. NJ. Nye, of Clear Lake, spent
Monday night in town.
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f0r Sale.
One double wagon and rack; two second
hand Marsh Harvesters; one five foot cut
Adams x French Harvester. new, will be
sold very cheap. Apply to
10 THos. Il. TUBBs.
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Rirsr falls Journal

Entered at the Post Office in RiUeT
Falls as second-cIasS matter.
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RIVER FALLS WIS, AUG. IS, 1881,
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Vennor predicts cold weather and
frosts about the 10Th of this month.
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LOCAL AND MISCELLANEOUS.

is made, or If ii is not correct, please
notify as at once.
LOCAL AND MISCELLANEOUS.
f. NJ, Nye, of Clear Lake, spent
Monday night in town.
Miss Helen Pomeroy is convaleseing
from an attack of fever.
7. Hurley, of Ell Paso, was in town
ON business last Monday.
"To believe all you hear is to fool
yourself great many times.
Jensen offers special bargains in dry
goods and ready-made clothing.
The carpenters are plying the finish
ing strokes to Lords new building.
Vennor predicts cold weather and
frosts about the Goth of this month.
Miss Seavey, of st. Louis, is the
guest of her aunt, Mrs. G.. NJ. Lowell.
The Grand Lodge of l. 0. of G. T.
meets in Eau Claire early in Septem-
Der.
Mrs. Crossett, widow of the late
Rev. c. Z. Crossett, was in town last
| week.
Mrs. A. Z. Weld spent couple of
days the first of the week with friends
at st. Paul.
Mrs. r. n. Bevans and Mrs. G.. B.
Merrick spent last Sabbath at Lake
SIinnC Lonka
Burr Robbins and Colvin's Allied
Railroad Shows exhibit at Hudson on
| the oath inst.
Mr. J. Day and family and Mr.. A.
Day, of Illinois, are visiting at Mr..
Luke pomeroy's.
1
Threshing is going on vigorously,
and wheat is yielding from II to %
I
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AT ST. PAUL. close connections are also made
with lines for Duluth, Brainerd, Fargo, Winnipeg
and all points in the Northwest.
WHEN YOU GO South West, be sure and go
over this Line through St. Paul and THROUGH
THE BIG CITIES, and when you go Wost
or North. West, also go THROUGH ST. PAUL,
THE GREAT RAILROAD CENTRE of the Great
H. West
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Miss Helen Pomeroy is convaleseing
from an attack of fever.
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The carpenters are plying the finish.
ing strokes to Lord new building.
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7. Hurley, of Ell Paso, was in town
ON business last Monday.
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What Finally Persuaded the Mule.

4 gaunt and wicked looking mule be-
longing to eountryman baked 10 River
street yesterday afternoon, aud the usual
crowd gathered to offer advice and suggest
plans for moving tie animal Various
expedieuts were tried, such as twisting his
tail, and putting dirt into his eyes, ears
and mouth, but he retained his eompoSure
and refused TO notice the treatment Of the
operators, even with kick. They we're
about to build FIRE under him, when a sa-
loon keeper in the neighborhood offered to
bet I've dollars that be could make him get,
and there being no takers, concluded to do
il just for the sake of showing his knoWl-
edge Of males. He took from his pocket
a flask Of River street 'tanglefoot' and
poured a little into the passive mules
mouth. In a second afterward there was
blank. establishment in every feature Of
that animals eouutenanoe, and the next
instance be bumped himself and shot down
the street as if with the intent OF eclipsing
St. Julions record. The owner watched
him for a moment, and then turning to
the bottle-holdcr said, Mister, if that ere
stuff amt too pizcn strong I'll take drop
Of it in my mouth, for I've got to catch
that mule. '-Nelcark Sunday Call
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dait and 9umor.
THE HOTEL BEAT.

Talk about your hotel beats" said a
clerk in hotel in Cleveland, Ohio, the
other evening, ~ heard one of the tough
est cases which happened short time ago.
got the first story from the proprietor Of
prominent restaurant, to whom the fellow
told the history of the affair before he skip
ped out of town. He said that one even
ing this fellow came in and sat down to a
table, giving his orders with the air of a
millionaire. He was nicely dressed and
wore a long, handsome ulster. After he
had finished his supper he started out,
seeming to forget that he hadn't paid.
The proprietor stopped him with a remind
er of the fact, when it was found that the
fellow was beat, and hadn't cent of
money.
The restaurateur was angry, and was
about to administer dose of leather, when
the fellow begged off, and said he would
leave his pantaloons with the proprietor as
security till morning. The gentleman, in
order to test him, consented, and the fell
low went behind the screen and Invested
himself of the aforementioned garment,
having only the light covering of his I'M
derclothing. With his ulster buttoned
around him, he still had the appearance of
finely dressed gentleman with bis pan
falcons stuffed in his boot tops He lost
his breeehes and went out.
Entering a certain prominent hotel, he
walked to the register, entered his name,
and demanded to be shown to his room,
and instructed the clerk to have him called
at o'clock in the morning, all of which
was complied with but when the boy
called him at s o'clock the air about that
room was blue with profanity and the fell
low ordered the boy to send the landlord
up Immediately. The landlord, thinking
something terrible had happened, immedi-
dtely repaired to the room and found his
guest apparently in terrible rage. He
wanted to know what kind of house they
kept.
"Just look here, said he, my panta-
looms, containing my pocket book and
watch, are gone, and some one connected
with this house took them, for they must
have craWled in over the transom. tell
you III give this place away to every man
on the road = The landlord was consider
ably chagrined about the matter, and sent
for a pair Of pantaloons, and as the rest of
the clothes were very elegant, an elegant
pair was purchased The fellow was thea
taken &c breakfast, and shown the best
attention the house could afford. After
breakfast the landlord gave hiM twenty
dollars, as he had to leave Immediately,
and promised TO leave no stone unturned
until the thief was discovered. The cute
young gentleman went to the restaurant,
redeemed his tFOwsers, told the story, and
skipped the town about nineteen dollars
and fifty cents ahead.
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STATE MUTUAL
ASSOCIATION
or
CARROLL COUNTY.
INC0RPOR4TED 1879.

OFFICERS:
JESSE REIFSNIDER, President.
GRANVILLE $. HAINES. Vice President.
DR. GEO. 5. YINGLING, Secretary.
GEO. L. GEHR, Treasurer.
CHAS. T. REIFSNIDER, Counselor.
J. G. KELLER, NJ D., Medical Director.
BoARD or TRUSTEES Jesse Reifsnider,
Treasurer Westminster Savings Institution.
Granville 5. Haines, President First National
Bank OF Westminster; Joshua YiugIing Vice
President First National Bank OF Westmin
sier; Philip H. l.. Myers. Farmer; John l..
Reifsnjder, President Westminster Gas Light
Company; Andrew y. Stephan. Hardware
Merchant, Geo. Z. Gehr, Cashier LIST Nation
al Bank OF Westminster; Chas. T. Reisnider,
Attorney at Law; Josiah G. Keller, Physician,
50 y. Grcea Street, Baltimore, Nd; Geo.
;, Niaelng. NJ D., General Insurance Agent
4 PURELY Mutual Company; no stock
~ holders to absorb profits, and Is intend.
Ell to furnish plan OF iiie Insurance 70 its
members az reasonable expense, free from
the May technical conditions of most Life
Insurance Policies, and 20 furnish practical
substitute az 1cfBal tesf for the most expen-
siye ylaas OF insurance. Its affairs are nan-
aged by practical business meu, ia the inter
ests Of is members, and are well known
Throughout, The county and State. Call or
send for Circular, giving the plans, ex-
pcnse. &c, OF becoming a member.
Address,
nE. GEO. S. YINGLING. See'y..
jan - q Westminster, Nd.
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NEW STORE, NEW GOODS,
AND CHEAP

" have built Store Room next door 70 my
/ old stand, Bowers Hall, and ny stock
consisting Of a full line of good fresh GRO
CERES AND PROVISIONS, comprising
all kinds Of Salt Meats cut TO suit, Salt Fish,
Coffee, Sugar, Syrups, Spices, Chip Beef,
Bologna Sausage, Flour, Corn and BuekEheat
Meal, aad all articles generally kept in a good
Grocery and Provision Store, al Of which will
be sold low, delivered to any part Of the town.
With long experience aud by strict attention
20 business, solicit liberal share Of the
public patronage.
june II J. H. BOW Eks-
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PRAYER Answered. great many
people say what they don I mean in their
PRAYERS. A Scotchman went behind a
fence to pray, and declared 10 the Lord
that If the fence should fall on him il
would be no more than be deserved At
that moment a high wind blew the fence
over on the petitioner. He rose hastily
from his knees and cried out in fright
ened voice "Hech, Lord its an awful
world this A body Gamma say thing 10
Joke but It's ia en- 10 earnest
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DENTAL NOTICE.

DR. GEO. s. FOUKE, Deatis,, offers bis
IL services ~ bis Othce,
WestminEer-every Monday, Tuesday and
Saturday.
Emmitisbarg-F0 Wednesday Aftcr.
noon till Thursday Afternoon
Mcchanics,owu-Four1 Thursday Aiaer-
noon and Friday.
Rocky Ridre-Firsi "Wednesday Afternoon
Double Pipe Creek-First Thursday.
MiddlehurE Friday.
Uniontown-Second "Wednesday Afternoon.
Taneyiowu-Second Thursday Anerpoan
aod Friday.
Union Bridse-Thiri Wednesday AfevBoon
and Thursday Forenoon.
New Windsor-Third Thursday Afternoon
and Friday Forenoon. feb p
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Westminster City Hotel.

TIME undersigned, about to engage in
other business, will sell the good will,
Furniture and lease Of this Hotel, which has
4 years to run. Possession given on LIST day
of April, 1881. This Helel stand is too well
known to the peopia Of this aud adjoining
counties to say further than che Hotel is the
largest and has always done a tine busiRsss.
For further particulars address or call upon
+. l. WHEELER, Proprietor
Westminster, Carroll county, Nd.
nar fo.ff
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\ married gentleman, every time he met
the father Of his wife, complained to him
of the temper aud disposition Of his daugh-
ter. At last, upon one occasion, the old
gentleman, becoming weary Of the grum-
biing of his son-in-law, exclaimed -" Y on
are right; she is an impetuOus jade, and if
| hear any more complaints of her | will
disinherit her. The husband made no
more eomplaiats.
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New meteorological discovery They
say you can tell By the taste Of beer what
the weather is going to be. HOB nice.
When your wife is uncertain about going
out with her new bonnet on and says,
"Dear. do you think it viii rain r you
eau reply, I'm see, my love p and go and
take drink of beer aud she cant find a
word of fault. We demand a monument
for the diseoverer of ths theory.