The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-07-26
EXCHANGE sc1NrII1ATIoNs


Many would-be statesman ha
cooked his goose III the heat Of argu
ment. "a Gruelle.
Bnford and Guitesn wonll make &
rafting presidential team for homi'
cidal insanity party Gruelle.
A New York authoress threatens us
with work on Corn Fritters" 1t
will be cereal, Of course. Brecken-
ridge News.
SIS this hot enough for y
Funeral from the late residense Of the
DECEASED. Friends Of the family invi
ted to attend.--[ Hartford Herald.
Julius Caesar was so well like tina,
lie was given surprise party just be-
lore he died. And what surprised
i'm most was to see Bruins there
State journal.
1t may be right occasionally to
take a bull by the horns. but is al
ways well to keep in mind that ,ht
horns belong to the bah. Il Glasgow
Times.
A young lady in town was son
struck the otner day. She was struck
by the son Of prominent citiz'n. II
was "love-lick," and didn't hurt he
nuch.-- Madisonville Times.
draper on the Comet" is the head
Ing of an article in an exchange. i
may be truthfully said that Mr.. D.a
per is on "a fiery. untamcd stecd. -
richmond Register.
Ii you will look at beat in the RICH
way you'll find that it is very cooling
il fact, there are but few things tina
will cool down energy more ei1ectuall.
than heat Di;toe.
It's pretty hard for lovers to part
bat it isn't near SO hard for them 4
do so as 1t is fer the young man VIII
parts his hair in the middle to b
compelled to part it on the side.---
Diiloe.
A young man in Illinois was S,
badly stung by colony Of bees tina
he couldn't get Marie at the tim
agreed upon. He had a taste of hi
honeymoon in advance.-[ Caseyvill
Courier.
When a man in Texas is fonn
dead, and appended to limb with
rope around his neck, the verdict G
the coroner's jury is, that he commit
ted suicide by horse stealing-Clarks
Tobacco Leaf.
The children used to play gam
many years ago called whose tn
hottest?" they don't play it now
It's whose the coolest, and how doe
he keep SO? that's the play these re
hot days Henderson Reporter.
They are making big noise owe
the cotton exposition to be held 500
at Atlanta, Ga. Why, we've &C
cotton cxpositions every day in New
port, but you can't see the cotton onl
in your mind State Journal.
Patti is anxious to nave It unde
stood that she does not come to Il
United States fer money. AZ tn,
rate she will be sure of full houses. :
Indeed, she could fill all out Of dool
at those figures. i Nashville Amer
can.
Bliss the attending physician on Il
President is gathering some thorns
criticism from the, press and doctor
We hope his MANAGEMENT of the Pre-
iiients case will not revive tho old sci
timent Ignorance is Bliss. ella
gov Times.
A large number Of Kcntuckiar
went to- the niagara Falls, the fol
for the round trip from Lousvill
being only s.. But for the lon
dusty walk to Louisville and fecb1
health OF the writer, The Echo woul
have been represented Echo.
Fellow citizcns Of Paducah and II
world, we consider it sacred duty
keep you posted as to what is going 0
I've deem it duty to give you a
tho news, and in accordance with thu
belief we announce--it's hot!--Padr
cab Enterprise.
The wife Of Oscar Merritt, of D,
troit, has sued him for diyorc
basing her complaint on his refusal
permit her to warm her cold fet
against his stomach. She wants
get rid of him, we suppose, in ord'
to marry redrhot stove - Breckel
ridge News.
1t is as easy in frosty weather
fall in love as sliding dewn IN ivor
covered hip-roof gressed with war;
hogs lard, but in such weather {
this, we would as soon expect to g,
ON boot one size too small, with
wet sock on our foot, as to get such o
idea to materialize. Glasgow Time,
1t is always so--thc tall man wan
to be short. and the short man wan
10 be tall; the stout girl wants to
thin, and the thin girl to be stout; I'll
poor man wants to be rich, and man
arich man would like to bo poor; til
hotel keeper thinks he ought to hay
been statesman. and every political
is sure he knows how to- edit news
paper Caseyville Courier.
Tho women, God bless 'em, clos
the front blinds during this torn
weather. and don't wear any olothe
to speak of. Ono told us tho othe
day that she wore but one garment
that was a loose arrangement tina
came to the knees and was made 10,
neck aud shart sleeves, We dom
know the name of it, but it cores
ponds with mans shirt.--Zen
Young.
We have witnessed several llttl