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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
Concert Tonight.

The first musical event Of the week
in Knoxville will be the concert to be
given at Staub's opera house tonight
by the Women's Missionary Society.
It will be an event which should en-
list the enthusiastic support of our
citizens, for the excellence of the en-
te1tainment which may be expected
by a glance at the names of the par
Elephants as we'll IS for the worthy
object. The following is the
PROGRAMME.
PART FIRST.
l. Chorus: I Waited for the Lord
Mendelssohn.
2. Trio from B 9lsh cid.
PROF.. Steen, Mrs. Steen, anu Mrs.
Lawrence.
5. Solo: La Stella, with violin obl-
gato)-Arditi.
Miss d eaderick.
4. Trio: Les Trois Artistes-Cz7rny.
Mrs. Anderson, Miss Deaderick
and Miss Wicks.
5. Solo: A Little Mountain Lad
Roeckel.
Miss Crozier.
PART SECOND
l. Duet: A Night of Love -Ardiii.
Mrs. McClung, Miss Desderick.
| 2. Solo: Deep in my Heau-Pinsuti
Mrs. Lawrence.
8. Quartette.
4 Solo: Aria from Una B sllu--Verdi
| Prof. Daaderick.
5. Orch esirs.
The instruments used are the Valley
Gem Piana and Estey Organ from tn,
music house Of Steeu & NJ arshall.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
important Verdict.

1t Is conceded by an overw helming
majority Of the ladies attending the
Millinery openings this season that
DUNBAR'S Stock far excells In
Quantity, Quality, Elegance and
Beauty, anything as yet shown; and
the unanimous decision is that Dun
BARS is THE PLACE to buy
Stylish Millinery.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

The Volumes Of the Bazaar begin with the hrst
Number for January Of each year. When no time
is mentioned, it will be understood that the sub
scriber wises to commence with the Number
next after the receipt of order.
The last Eleven Annual Volumes Of HARpER's
BAzAR, in neat cloth binding, will be sent by mail,
postage paid, or by express, free Of expense pro-
vided the freight does not exceed one dollar per
voIume), for 81 90 each.
Cloth Cases for each volume. suitable for bind
ing, will be sent by mail, postpaid on receipt o
81 90 each.
Remittances should be made BY p ost ofhce money
order or draft, to avoid chance of loss.
Newspapers are not to copy this advertisement
without the express order Of HARPER BROTHERS.
Address HARPER &BROTHRRs, New York
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
PESGEEETTES.
Another pretty Sunday.

Another pretty Sunday.
Spring weather for portion OF two
DAYS again, but that's all.
Nashville had S6 deaths last week,
Is white and Il cOlOred.
Chattanooga begins to agitate al
ready the question Of celebrating the
Fourth Of July.
I've Chattanooga firms shipped last
week 500 dozen eggs to New York,
tbs Price paid being 122 cents dozen.
Eight agents representing IS insur-
ance companies are located IN Chat
tanO0ga.
9oc. Goods at the E. T. China
House for 65 cents. Price, and see
for yourselves.
Seventy>tive convicts in the Nash>
vile pen!tentiary have had tne
measles, but none have died.
The April number Of the Nashville
journal Of NJ edicine and Surgery con-
taius q paper on "Materiai 1mpres-
sione," by Frank a, Ramsey, N. ID.
TIE constitutional term of the Ten
nessee Legislature expires to-day, but
there is large amount OF important
basiness yet 10 be transacted.
There is no clue yet. says the New
Era, t. tie stealing of $500 from the
sore of N. P. Reeve, in Greenevlile,
several Days SGD.
Mrs Caroline Hannah, wife Of Mr..
John W. Hannah, died OF c0nsump-
ton al Ter residence, near Home
Depot. March 30th.
MI. Jas. H. Robinson, Of Greene
vile, is able, as We Learn, to be abou'
his room again, after prCtracted anC
serious Illness.
The remains of Henry Brown, sor
of Ex-Governor NeilI S. Brown, wht
was killed ia New Mexico, arrived il
Nashville Sunday, aud were interre'
yesterday.
The suctiODeer who has been selliD
Jew elry, watches, &C., at Aker's auc
tiOn house, has talked bimself h0arse
bat continues to attract crowds. Thi
Is 10 be hi. lost night.
The sale Of seats for the grand Car
reno operatic aud concert entertain
ment, next Thursday night, opene
well yesterday at Williams boOl
store. Those desiring choice sea-
should apply soor.
One OF the mem ber5 of the count
court occupied rather uninviting quaI
t5rs, al the expense OF the city, las
night "a result of little too niue
hiliarIty.
The internal revenue collections j
the Nashville district for the mont
of March were So, 267 so, an increa:
OF 81, 56l.l7 Over the same month
last year.
OF far greater value than houses
lands is health, therefore preserve
against the effects of Coughs an
Colds by promptly using DR.. Bull
Cough syrup. ALL drug lists sell it fl
% cent?
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
Information Wanted.

IF aoy person sees this who knows
where the captain of company e,
1st Tennessee Cavalry, Volunteers,
CHARLES II. Blrdick) is, please send
his post-e flee address to T. nj. Ber>
nard, st, Clair, Hawkins county,
Tennessee.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
HARPER'S PERIODICALS.

HARPERS BAZAAR, One .............$4 90
HARPERs MAGAZINE, One Year. 90
HARPER'S WEEKLY, One Northumberland 90
The THREE above publications, One Year..lO %
ANY TWO above named, One Year........~.-..-.7 90
HARPERs YOUNG PEOPLE. One Year..--.1 so
Postage free to all subscribers in the United
States or Canada.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
County Rav.nue for March.

The amount OF county revenue from
various sources received by the county
court clerk for tae month of March,
1871, was as follows: Sta e. $6O5, 78;
county, 1896, O2; railroad, $l27'6O;
school, $ll76O; city. 1925; total 1,
$4,000.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
AIate STYLE in Head-sear

We have noticed some yourg Ladies
Of our city wearing new style hair
pin, with gilt and silver balls. There
are no such styles for sale at our stores
and We are interested to know where
they can be had. MACK K.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
RiVPr News.

The commodore reports the follow
ing arrivals st the wharf yesterday:
Capt. Henry Woods, 1000 feet pine
lumber, for Burr & Terry.
Jack Allen, 45 yards OF sand Tor
city.
The river is % feet above low water
mark,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
GEO. w. ALBERs,
DRErGGsSrAND PHARMACIST,
Fast Side Market Square.

I desire to cali the attention OF my
friends and the public to my complete
stock of Fresh Drugs, Chemicals,
Paints, Oils, &C., which am prepared
to Offer at the lowest fi3ures. A
specialty m .de of Physicians Pre-
scrip,ions. [ have secured the services
of Mr.. A. J. H,Geman, Practical
Druggist and Graduate OF the Cincin-
natl College of Pharmacy, TO assist me.
He can be relied upon So being thor
ough in his profession.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
Eminent DIR. VIM. alex. Greene,

Macon, Ga, writes: / have tested the
virtues of Colden's Liebig's Liquid
Ertract Of Beef in debility, weakness,
depression, dyspepsia, loss of appetite
and nervous aff1lctions. and have
found it TO be the best remedy I ever
need
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

Israel Jones, of franklin Station.
Ohio, has son whom the doctors had
had given up with Diabetes. He sp-
piled DAYS KIDNEY PAD, when he
commenced to improve and is now
able to attend 10 his work.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
Burnett's Cocoatne for Loss of Hair
CHICAGO, Oct. IA, 1885,

CHICAGO, Oct. "A, 1850.
Three years sgO my hair was coming
out very fast, and I was nearly bald.
I was also troubled with dandruff. I
began using BURNETT's COCAINE, and
my hair Immediately stopped coming
out, ana has constantly been getting
thicker. Ny head is now entirely free
from dandruff. My wife has used the
COCAINE with equally as gratifying
results. P. T. PLATT,
with NJ MacVeagh & Co.
RURNETT's EXTRACTS are the purest
fruit flaVOrs.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

WE SELL ROC'S MEDICINE
For the Liver, Rheumatism, Neu-
raIgia, Diphtheria. Constipation
and Indigestion. We Guarantee
all we claim tor il, or Money Re-
funded.
LYONS a. NIcCAMPBELL.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
MANHOOD RESTORED

victim of early imprudence, causing nv W vain
debility premature decay, etc., having leu IN 'a
every known remedy, has discovered simple mv@ ow
Of self sre, which he will send free 70 ~, 80. :,
= novssowdswiy
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
Iron Roofing and Misunderstanding

Iron Roofing and Misunderstanding.
Ambrose & Co, Knoxville, Tennes>
see, have the general agency for East
Tennessee for Iron Roofing and
Misunderstanding, and are prepared to
build fre-proof houses cheaper than 1t
can be done with tin. with materiai
far superior to tin. Specimen OF
work can be seen in Knoxville.
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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
1881.
Harper's Bazar.
ILLUSTRATED.

This popular periodical is pre-eminently jour
nal for the household
Every number furnishes the latest information
in regard to Fashions in dress and ornament, the
newest and most approved patterns, with des-
cripti! articles derived from authentic and orssi-
nal sources; while its Stories, Poems, Essays on
Social and Domestic give variety to Its col
umns.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

Ladies' Fine Shoes, all late styleF,
cheap, at Hsynts & Henson'r.
iii3Ojtf.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
uILLINERY AND DRESS MAKING

Mrs. Kate Dallas Titus ON Gay street.
Ladies can always find at Mrs. Titus Millinery
Establishment a full stock of Goods in her line,
selected by herself, and she feels confident that
she can please her customers.
HER DRESS-MAKING DEPARTMENT
Cannot be surpassed, as she gives her PERSONAL
attention to all orders and guarantees satiSfactoh
In every particular. With many years experience
she feels confident sho can please all.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
Interments in the County Gene
terry.

The sexton Of the county cemetery,
j. 8. Lamb, reports 10 iDtermepts In
that cemetery for the month of March,
1881. There were white male adults,
4 colored male adults, aud 4 colored
children, l male and females.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

If you want first-ciass Suit made
to order, 60 to 10 McTeer & Co., 148
Gay 81. Mr.. Moore has charge Of the
Shop. He is first-class cutter. A
good aud satisfactory Fl, or no sale.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

All kinds OF stomach and bowel
troubles are cured by free use of Tate
Spring water. Peter Kern keeps 1t.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

Spring Styles in Gents Stiff, Soft
and Silk Hats, cheap. al Haynes 4
Henson'e. lii3O ltf.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
AT THE HOTELS.
List Of Arrivals in the City.

The following ia i,s5 OF arrivals at
the city hotels for April and 4:
ATKIN HOUSE.
J. Walker. A. G. Cobb, Tennessee. Lon
F. lexis, Morristown. Miss NJ. Willis,
J. l. Milan. Athens. j. G. Caldwell,
Boston. B. +. Roach, st. Louis. VIM.
II. Taylor, NJ. Ferry. B F. NeyiIl, Chat>
tanooga james Finigan, scranton. Pa.
New Jersey. Sam'l G. Fields, Sam w.
Graves, Abingdon, Va J. M. Taylor,
Caney Branch. Mr. and Mrs. Leonard.
Richmond, Va. j. c. Zimmerman. Pete
jackson, New York. +. NJ. Smith. Con-
cord J. B. Barrett, Wytheville, Va. j.
D. Sturtevant, Boston. G. w. Gruber,
McMinnville.
HATTIE HOUSE.
Mack Koshland, L. Stern, Baltimore,
VIM. K. Henniman, Fred A. Bags, L. II
Gilmore, J. G. Zimmerman, New York
Will Price. Nashville H. T. Blevins,
Decatur. W. n Hartman, Savannah, Ga
Jerome Templeton. Greeneville w. P.
Bales, Bales Mills. G, r. Kesterson
Cedar Fork. John G. Richberg, Richberg
Zine Works: Andrew Knott, Knox county
James ID. Mason, Scranton, Pa. s. L
Devices, Southern Express Company.
LAMAR HOUSE.
d. M. Quinn, Swyne Kauslt Jabez
Jones, Oh stah ooche Valley. G. T. Craw'
fod NeT oes3s LLOYD R TeR
ner Thruston, NJ. s G. r. R j. P
Cuberson, Springfield, Mo. I. j. Herring
London. George P. McTeer, Baltimore
Mrs. E Howell, and servant, Miss Fannie
Howell, Miss Anna Howell, Rome, Ga
L A. Keller, Wallace and Keller's Bend
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

Hess Rubber-tipped Insole Shoes
can't be beat for wear and comfort.
Try pair from Haynes & Henson's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

10 McTeer & Co have now in store
the best line Of Boys and Children's
Clothing ever brought to Knoxville.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
GET YOUR MEATS

At uet1er 4 ZeIgIer's stall or store.
If YOU want choice Meat of any kind, don't fai.
w. ~ Metler & Zeigers Stall, West Side OF
.S House; Or if after market hours, call at
w. store. West Side OF Square. They always
w. ~ the very best of Fresh Meats. Hams Break
fast Racon Sausage and everything in their line,
They guarantee satisfaction.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
The NobbIest. newest designs
HEART Bros,
The zone Price" Clothiers.

10 McTeer has just received a second
stock of Fine Imported Piece Goods
for Goat, and Vests, Cashmere Suits,
Black Cloths and Doeskine. Give
them 2 look,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

1000 Oliver Chilled Flows and ful
lines of Repairs. for Sale by
W. w. WOODRUFF & Co..
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
All TIE CHRIS

Use ss GC's Medicine because Ii
Eurifi es ahe Blood and Beau
titles the CosnpieXs0a.
LYONS - MCCAIN EsasEEL.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

Dyspepsia is always relieved and
often permanently cured by use of Tate
Spring Water. For sale by glass or
gallon at Peter Kern's. Try it once.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
Wanted.

A first class cook-none other need
apply. Call at this office.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

Keep always I'm stock new and
elegant designs la watches,
jewelGy ana siiverWare, and
give special attention TO re-
pairing and engraving. we
guarantee satisfaction.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

Haynes & Henson sell Shoes, Hats
and Trunks cheaper than anybody.
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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

For fiue Fancy Half Hose 60 to 10
McTeer s. Co.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
: MILDRED r. 5. GROVES,
NEharlp.tnn- w. Va.

II it should turn out TO be our friend
of the MorristOBD Gazette who is
wanted, and a snug little fortune is
awaiting him, why, we will not be a
bit sorry over his good luck, AID only
hope tue lightning will keep on strika
ing printers, but that Knoxville man
will be the next fortunate.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
CENTRAL COAL CO,

Don't buy your Fancy Hose until
Won gee 10 McTeer & Co.'s stock.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

10 Nc Teer & Co. work only the best
workmen in the tailoring department.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

IfyOu want nice Boys Suit, be
sure and see 10 McTeer & Co.'S stock
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

A large line of Worsted Goats and
Vests just received at 10 McTeer d
Co.'S.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

1000 Bags Plaster, for Sale by
w. w. WOODRUFF & Co.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

Don't fail to see 10 McTeer & Co.'S
stock of Neck wear.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

The best liue OF Children's Boys
and Youths Suits in the Stale, just
received at 10 McTCer d Co.'S.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
e. KOhIhase
FL a AiIIuua1,lraa Bottled IagRr RAer

Pster Riitter's IL HeadQarttsrs i'A
Fiue. igars, Tobacco, Meerschauih -"
other Pipes, and Smokers Articles
corner Of Cav and CIinch streets.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
APPRECIATION of Prof. DOak.

The following resolutions have been
adopted by the faculty aad students
of the Tusculum College:
To HIS Erceiency, Alvia S. Hawkins,
Governor Of Tennessee:
Resolved, That we. The faculty and
students of Greeneville aud Tusculum
College, DO hereby express oar high
appreciation of the distioc ion shown
this institution by the appoiD tment OF
its most worthy president, DIR. w. s.
Doak, TO the honorable position OF
superintendent of public Instruction,
for the State Of Tennessee.
Passed unanimously before the fac
uIty and students Of Tusculum.
Respectfully submitted.
w. A. KITE,
Representing the Faculty.
J. F. NJ. TEMPLIN,
e. W. BAXTER,
Representing the students.
Roach Traps,
Noye's Harness Soar,
Dixon's Graphite Axle Grease,
For Sale by
W. w. WeoDRUFF & CO.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

FOR ALL DISEASES OF THE THROAT.
LUNGS AND PULMONARY ORGANS, IT
WILL BE FOUND A MOST EXCELLENT
REMEDY.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
WHAT THE DOCTORS SAY!

ISAAC r, DORAN, M: D., of Logan Co., Ohio
perfect satisfaction in every case within my
knowledge. Having confidence in it, 1 freely
u.s. it in my daily practice, and with unbounded
success"
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

For a torpid Liver there is noth,ng
better than Tate Spring Water. For
sale at Peter Kern's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
Information Wanted.

The following advertisement has
been sent TO the postmaster for publl-
cation in city paper:
81 wish to fiud out the whereabouts
of John Helms, who edited the kuox.
vile Standard in the year lS47. Ii
living, he would hear something t.
his advantage by writing to James Z.
Shsrrocks, Garrttsburg, Buchanan
county. Missouri. If John Helms is
net living, any information would be
thankfully received Of his family OF
their place of residence, provided they
are the heirs OF Alicia Marian Shar-
rocks Helms. II this should meet the
eye of any OF the children, please lei
tham wrta 10
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

CENTRAL COAL CO,
Dealers in
COAL CREEK LUMP COAL.
Omee-Qinsh street, opposite Custom House.
Z. Z. MoC10gxF,
yidtf, 6snsrA Agent.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

AS AN EXPECTORANTI IT HAS NO EQUAL.
IT CONTAINS NO OPIUM IN ANY FORM
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
FEW QUOTATIONS.

Handsome suits at $500.
Coed and Stylish Suits 500.
A large line Of suits,
All WCGE--ntxy patterns,
stylfshEy Cut--yyeli made
at $40.
The NobbIesf. newest designs,
and cheapest Ghisdren's and
Boys Suits in the city.
HEART Bros,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

ticing physician of twenty-five years, writes
1T is the best preparation for Consumption in
the world"
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05

writes of some wonderful cures of CONSUME
TON in his place by the use of 'ALLEN'S
LUNG BALSAM."
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
HOPE & BROTHER,
Watchmakers and Jewellers,

X NO xville Ii u n k Building.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-04-05
VISITING CARDS.

Just eceived at the CHRONICLE
Office, a beautiful line OF New styles
Of Visiting Cards. Call and see sh' H.
The ham soonest In .he city.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-06-03
HUMOROUS.

A robbers cave-A burglars COMES
sion.
The new strawberry Joke will take the
short cake.
Alan Is indispensable to a woman who
can no longer blush,
The material for good soldiers must
be planted In drills.
Many a mar who thinks himself a
great gun is nothing more than a big
bore.
Why is a fellow with a bad cold in the
head, like Niagara Falls? Because he's
a catarrh-racked,
Yenncfated sir: You are the most
miserable wretch that ever took hold Of
the weather crank.
The six weeks following the widow
er's marriage Is now styled the oleomar-
gafine honeymoon.
keep cool and you command every
body" remarked st. Just. He stood
in with an ice factory,
The poet who wrote the poem, "Oh,
for a thousand tongues" was q bachelor
at the time most probably.
The spring poet has tied his throat
up in red flannel, simply remarking,
"This is the verse weather | ever
knowed."
Money men, Of many minds,
Take to 'straddlesp and to ''blinds,"
Many fish come In TO see;
Many gulls they prove to be.
Wagner, the composer, affects CATS
Exchange. So does his music. Three
bars of it are enough to throw n cat in
to forty-five fits.
As a rule book-keepers are ink-lined
to be pensive. Will some one kindly
tell us if a blushing seamstress is not a
flushed sewer2
James 7. Fields won't lecture twice
in the same necktie. And some men
will not lecture twice In the same town
if the cit liens know it.
When the signal corps has reported
Warmer followed by colder weather.
or Colder followed by warmer weather.
what more can be asked of it1
Some colleges would never be heard
of if the students didn't cut up in an
outrageous manner occasionally and get
into the newspapers.
Supreme Court-paying attention to
two pretty wemen at one sitting.-New
York News. We should think the wo.
man would call that "Mock Court"
Lawyers have a queer idea o fjudicial
taste, 'May it please your honor" is the
way they always begin their abuse of
their opponent and the kings English.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Cleveland, Tenn.) 1876-1888, 1881-06-03
LIME.KILN CLUB.
No Harmony There.

The Secretary announced a letter
from the capital of Indiana making in
quiry as to whether the Signal Service
Bureau and The Lime. Kiln Club were
working in harmony, and Brother Gard
ner replied: II are sorry to reply dat
SIGH am not de case. De old burew an
dis club had a perfeck understandin';
but when dis General Hazen was 'pinted
he treated all our advances wild silent
contempt. l doan' say dat dis am de
reason why he can't hit o rainstorm once
out of ten times, an why de wind stands
dead still on his fallin barometer, but 1
want de kentry at large to plainly under
stan dat dis club has muffin whateber
to do wild de Signal Burew as it I'm now
run"
A letter from the Rev. Samuel jack
son, of Port Hope, Nd, made inquiries
as to whether a certificate of member
ship in the Lime.Kiln Club guaranteed
the holder any reduction from the usual
rates at the front door of q circus, and
the Secretary was instructed to inform
him that no reduction could be ex-
pected.
'Tn fact" added the President, 'if 1
h'ar of one single case wha'r a member
Of dis club exhibits his stificGte in order
to cheaper his way into q place Of
amoosment, I shall purceed to o
his name off de books wild rigid rapid
ty. A member Of dis club has no mo
bizness to 'spect dat he kin work his
way into a two-shillin' show fur fifteen
cents dan a Jidge Of de Supreme Court
has, an l want it so understood"