The Magnolia gazette., 1881-06-24
JEEMs IS HERE AGIN.
JEEsms VILLA, June 18th, 1881.
Mister Editur I;

q Rooms age, though has bin entend.
in ter. has had ter scrap Kotton, ho
Korn, set out later vines, plant Pes,
Pnnkins, Water inilons, an SO foth, til I
hain't had TYNE. If I'd er had sum ov
yer shanghis ter Strat'on out my vines
an Len-oit my no handles, an sum ov
yer yung gerls with my Ant ter Joyner
over the stoveI ter help her ter victori-
ously route the bugs what is distroyin
our Kabage, ter Ellervate her thoghts
on darnin the hoes fur my little broth
ers, an ter tech her ter burn with EN-
malashun at the tales ov fine later kus.
tards an Punkin pies what her nabors kin
make, mite er found TYNE ter rit ter
yer afore this. Mister Editur, herd
that feller sinin hisself Menny Reders
ritz letter ter ter tile editur ov the Sum-
it Sentinel ter no his opinyun ov the las
Letter what I rit ter yer, but that he'd
keched the rong cat by the tale. The
editur ov the Sentinel is tew Bonney er
boy ter go back on an ole akqulntense
thinks er hep ov Mister Bonney an
need Nelly that sich wuld be the kase.
Jeems hain't got emmy opipyun ov his
self an he wus surprysel that emmy body
wuld want one ov him. His opinyun ov
Menpy Reders is that hit hain't emmy
sort ov man what kant form an opin.
yum fur hisself, without ritin ter er
newspaper editnr ter form one fur him
Menny Reders kan have no opinyun ov
Jeems or his Letter, sence he has aIredy
showed his own inability ter form an
opinynn by ritin ter Mister Bonn,y ter
form one fur him. If wus him l wuld
not kick ontil / wus spured. Lerd,
tew, that sum body made komplante
agin my uneform or sum thing ov the
kind. These peregrenious demunstra-
ters kan just retane there linen an KEEP
there wyse suggestuns an fur feched
kritecisms ter themselves fur Jeems
: don't want em. Jeems kut an made his
uneform ter suite hisself an il it don't fit,
bit suites him emmy how, an 80 evry body
else orter be satisfyd. herd, agiu, that
sum ov the yung peples sed slited EN-
before in not meshunin EN-. didn't
entend ter offn them. but / didn't want
tew much possum at once. ! kan tel
8 one yung man what seems ter be tryin
a ter Joyner very purity lady ter him, that
8 he'd better be keerful or he'll be flung
on the alter ov loV an terrurbly Lazara-
ted, an besids stand good chance ter
git badly Cloyd. Ny advice ter him is
; ter KEEP on gwine ter another place
whar they say the Moore he komes the
/ Moore Carried away Bhe is. Mister Ed
b itur. l seed er yung gerl up at the pic
4 nick what Mister Fnll-sume had what
!. kuld mock bones wosser than ennything
4 | ever seed afore, an es er yung editul
Nv Sumit gazed down on her, he seemed
Nelly about ter sa. Shed Bridewell.
st shore nuff" But they wuldnt let en-
'e walse emmy ov them quadriIs. Hit wu.
!. er pity, but l liked ter got walsed entel
the crick by er gerl what looked like sht
mite er scrubbed dishes fur ole Adam
crate grand dorter. Well, sur, they te
me that er yung fe!lel in yer town i
* in er purity bad kondishun. That hi
= mind an the rest ov his body is behiut
!, A kounter in er store in Magnoly, bu
= that er family sum whar up the raleiod
sweteu there Tea with his bart. Miste
ID Editur, what dye suppose has bekome o
n they MAX Kane City boys? 1 sees Il
ir mensbun ov em now IN the Gaset. Til
re Magnoly blossoms must er klosed uI
III an left em. There wus one what peere
ter think he wus mitey hevnly, but th
% gerls seemed ter think he wusn't so D
ha vine They sed he won't no angel at q
10 Another acted like he wus Careyd ava
u Nellie with one ov Magnoly's gerls, br
~ l herd bit sed that the only nell that
ever be Careyd away with viii be Il
nerel knell about forty yeres hence. 3
no also peered rather Ellervated when he
III purambulate along Clark avenue. Oh
M family in yer town ort ter be on the loo
ial out fur one ov them thar fellers act,
lie. like he'd be powerful glad ter Be-a- mi
ter stele there Ruby. Somebody's m
ma or the Town-sends er boy down ,
!. way rite often, an the talk is that !
:. s wuld be no Roandertul thing if Himer
- alter wus the tarminashun ov them VI
,ne =: its. Thars one yung gentleman VII
" komes down from MAX Kome City I'll
wuld like ter gather ee Shaw. Hit
ent also rumured that Picwic is about ter
Of Captured. an we think he'd Grace
my posishun hansumly.
ess Mister Editur, es has ter ride oN
age ter kali on Cintha Maria this event
} I'll klose. Yers Truly,