The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-08-11
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u our exchanges thai almost e,erybody
has. ~ onr time aud another. been shoi
tlioAsi ,As liver
DID proyerb THE darksys hour Is
d before tlie dasp, remarked samlo.
b. started out before dAybrcak 10
asai young chicken for breakfast
Mamie, said he, aud bis voice vas
gl.,ly low. "uill you be bay uiie'
Wiil YOU rliag to me ss The tender vine
ellaas 10 the ''fes. IN catch on. she
said.
Midsummer Cobunirum. Johnson
smith. what kind o. beas, would you
lustr Ia he II you had to 10 oney" Smith
Web just =, this time Of year ! think
~ aaiber ie a lit,le bare
Tommy. did your hear your mother
rl youy 'Corse did. (" Then why
dn yoa 20 70 her .; onoef" well, yer
sAe's nervous. and iid shock her aw.
iii q should 60 too snddent
boston girl No i"whAi do You
tliuk Of the reyisionf' Boston girl No, 2
''Uh, my think il is just too awfully
aSIaL No l--"IIaye you read itY' No.
2 Moo, bni IL wasn't revised in Baws.
ting
Your meal is ready. sir, said tho
uaI,er to Hayseed, just from the rural dis.
tiicts. Meal exclaimed Hayseed, con
i,u4pluonsly, do yer think I'm hoss2
cot me some corned beef and cabbage,
Young man.
gentleman drove o sorrowful look
lDg horse into town, and stopping In front
ui a store. he requested small boy TO
hold him a moment Hold imp" ex-
claimed the boy, Jest lean him mp against
uiAl post that II hold i'm. 4"
flIo winds we're whispering low and
the sentinel stars bad set their watch in
tIc sky as she leaned from her chamber
window and ,enderly asked; lis that
you, HenyT "Coursh tiz, pretty oman,
dozen know or own husband when sh'
recEim
q ne Of the newest new agonies OF this
intense age, is for young gentleman to
send 10 his adorod aud adorable a large
sized Japanese parasol covered with those
rpturous pastoral decorations so common
10 japanese high art. This signifies, "shall
SIT in the shade with you this afternoon
A al she generally does,
II cant think that all sinners will be
lost. said Mrs Nimbletung "Theres
my husband, nov. Hesa bad man, very
bai man. but trust he will be saved at
last | believe he has suffered his due
share In this life" "Amenf' shouted
Nimbletung from the back seat Mrs. n
gave him such a look, but said nothing
on Coney Island yeranda the other
day, three hundred or more Brooklyn
gentlemen were promenading with as
many ladies, when some wag yelled,
Look out, your wife's coming" Thirteen
couples continued TO promenade. The
others slid around the back way aud took
the first train home,
What is your age1' asked friend Of
Nine dc O. the other evening. Thirty
one promptly replied the fair sapphira,
ooh. where do you expect to go when you
dief' gasps another lady. Il am "a, aud
you told me last winter, with your own
hps. that you were Just my age, my love, >
II know | did, dearest but it was only to
--.s,isole you"
Long john Wentworth, ex.mayor
Of Chicago, is entirely bald except little
iutt Of hair behind the ears, aud one oc-
casion, when riding in the cars. he fire.
queutly took OF his hat and scratched the
back Of his ear, when waggsh back
wooisInan shouted, stranger, drive EN-
mp 10 the clearing and You can catch EN-
all ia five minutes.
DR. Weisse has been shooting at dead
bodies 10 find out where the ball lodged
in the Presidents case, but Dr. Bliss says
that shooting at dead bodies TO find the ef.
feet Il would have on living ones is absurd
IA opinion is that neither Of them know
inuel about IL us the old story, where
ignorance is Bliss, It's folly to he Weisse.
Raid young lawyer in Denver, not
long ago, I've made $40 this week. "
How was asked. well. got $40 for
a case and borrowed $50" The story is
not unlike one told Of Henri Mnger, the
Partisan Bohemian. what is your in.
Gomez" lie was once asked at Is hard 10
tell. was the reply. "bnt in good years |
ran borrow at least 10000
Have you spoken TO pa about that yetS"
snaiously inquired tho oldest daughter Of
her ininlgens mother. NO, my child,
aotyct Yonr father is too busy with bis
creditors 10 think Of pony ph@tons and
russell harness TO match Just now.
Bother the creditors, Was the snappish
trply That's lust wha, your father is
doing, my dear, After he has compromis.
"a 4, fifteen cents on the dollar you shall
have your turnout