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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

Sleepess nights, made miserable by that
terrible cough. S6ilqh'sT Cure is the Fsns
dy for you. Sold by Hiek0x u House dug
gists, COS Main seSes, Dallas, Texas. 10 To
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

h'itn+i lE5ttSua ~ 81 S-r y nc!'eg
~ MoNRol GA, March ~ JSSO.
.M&@1 fcf ityelv6 months betnT ,fSstaths
ephtliao Specific IN ths trranmt4t,S
a rsas, sl.% ha9py oihsE aiseessss i4 WHICH 4
l9ost iiStae IoEy pot, hayin been ish bpolltaS
IN single Instance. We think, tnr l'disoasel
iuis'fedonnienaed u enrs' c Stands Nt66TNb
user, qna that AN tbs fualSa lproscsstnn Ati,E
sooner on later, be forced 10 .gcEuuwledsp il iI
the nea'moM ofsyphilk, al 4 Sithe qtht non. ''h1
q ~ ~ .up.l - i0f N n, biAbLowtY ,iM. njn
4 J. I, ROBINSON, NJ, II.
> ATLANTA, Ga, Meys2 1871
~ qhe OF ear woyimfn he'd ~ bad cassrof syphi
nray with s&ifts syIbiliut Specific" VI W
- 10 a,,. VA, RlXT ~. HOPPE
THE sWlIT sPEClFlC. COMTANY,
~ . "ul. Z HilfNpAotorS Atlauth.' Un
$SottS py sp grsssi.H. kalhinr n''eoN Of
= ~ $500 = is'fa j! MN, IA, gl Nn ~
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

Catarrh cured, health and swost brenth
occurred by Shiloh's Cstarrh Remedy.
Price 20 cents Nassl 1sjoctof frye SOLD
by aickonit House, druggists, 6H Main
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

: Transient gueeys stopping ,st h9tols, on
p,angcrs, nweh @'tiiu public sehShilly,
VIII Iiyu MllS 50paT cont by sending their
dl6sy(4 t9'tlIeiSiy Steald Laundry, 2i3 Mar.
tef Street, direct, instead Of paying ororbi.
tant prices as charged by other laundries.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

ontsshrte, Drs-or, oyeralls, me.
One oftho finest stocks ~ -shirts, draw.
ers, ovcrqlls and gents Furnishing goods in
the west, for sale AZ Wholesale, by q. :
ntla. nyi hAsKsrsHir6 BhAsR, o.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25
THE DALLAS HERALD TUEsDA Az MORNING oe,roppp o, ~
Y Il Y THE u


which will feel some interest in the affair,
andtake a patriotic pride in having every,
thing done deeently and in or1er-[N. y.
if'A EFesSIc. .ot Y. ylil,tlsr ss' 81 o uF
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

Sh'loh's Vttslissris what you need for
Constipation Los OF Appetite, Dizziness
ans symptoms Of Dyspepsia Prics 10 and
~ cents per bottls Sold by Hckox Il
House. druggists, COS Asiti arset, Dallas,
Texas t,s-l 4,fb ti,.lS nH...gi
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

O",rPess Ucs1,es' DsEp,ts.F 4 LhtE lIitl NV
will DO spfs q liz ths@, INSrshss cannot
DO beat lln lyis anl yric,sV 7y a
! " N Y ~. n MIrrnnsAL.-
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

Gontlemen, don't forget 60 step IN nS
see our fine stock fgontlamsIl.s- fitrnishine-
goods, 1t SURPRISES anything ever dis
'plsyedfn pailas, You can save money by
following 6uE.advice. |
.,-. .. ,g.-., A. r, MIrrESrHki,so
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

ahllob's Cough snd consuin psioi, Care 10
sold by us on a guaranteed 4 II cures con
sumption. Sold by HickonA Hoass. drag
sists, COS Main street. Dallas, rsKA
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

Buck, sheep, goat, kid and cloth. Magni6
cant stock for sals II wholesale by
RlAxkRasiur Il hlxE.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

Gst yeur Job Printing done ~ tho HsaALD
utsatn Job printing of'lcs. Ali work erecu.
tod with ersstio tlsts, and at The. ehortest
notcs. Satisfaction guaranteed, N
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

Drnmnncrn ffa,r E,srrrhor,

When You come 10 Denton tahs IN on,pi
bus aud transfer line for town. AK nv
rntos and ses " Ssns sef fair. Business
men, patrunige q buaiiiess iInsa who aiysr,
Uses. Rcmsmbot my Name n iitT
NlH AZ mTRAsx SgAssn.hB
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

l h *, aov loRsT n The NJ her bs9si
.lsThption a. come. She win sum- W MJM NJ
BfrdhdhB Female Regulatdr, hHv6hkl s,Hukt
'FtiendN isFold by all druggiss asldslS AL AN
Ba lasAidsid,, rrap,ylt.r a "id asss
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25
! 81 TITS Enr,Nn ArLAsrl

NM TT Is FOUND AT LAST
SOMETHING NKw UNDER THE SuN.--A now era
IS daWning upon woman. Hitherto she has
been called upon To suffer the ills Of mankind
ana her own besides. Tho frequent and dis.
lrc'slng irregularities peculiar 10 her sex have
long been To- her the 'direful spring OF woes
nnnnmbercd.' In the mansion Of the rich And
hoyel ofpoverty alike, woman has..beeu the con.
stani yet patient victim Of q thousand m. un-
Known % mAn-And without a remedy mnh
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

sure, You. Thank you, Mr.. Fog, " re-
piled Miss Smith. "Gou wers perfectly
right in thinking that lady could not be nv
daughter. She is my mother, sir" Foeg
went of in hurry, calling somebody or
other COMPOUNDED fool, while Miss Smith
was heard to remark, Indignantly Sisters,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25
y.-sv~ ssd Eves.

The Dulmonico resssu,arl has bear M
advance Of al coupetitora rhoy have lust
received, aud uill eoiirtantlv keep on
hands, 4 full supply u fish, oysters aud
game, BfSed up.he l,s nort-elcgsnt style.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25
DRAWING - ga

i'hWV iTst'ssr ,....,,t,,,t.... sli2 4O0
Whole Tickets, SO, Half Tiekets.sI
~ Tickets, $50; 55Tiokets,siOO. g
Remit money or bank dram in letter. Or send
pJ express Don't send hy registered letter on
cypress can bescnt al our xpensc Address III
oFs,s TO \ II B0ARDMAN,f Courior- Jonrnal
ibniidlng, Louisville, Ky or r NJ. BOARDMAN
800 broadway. New York liV
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

OF all olhsr msitsipss by Browss popuv
my '' SSt. fo5 's sa e S s. H L sl''
Colln aud WI tilhrell a Co, Dsllsii Y
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25
i4Sqn, j1'arrvtown iDachegscoul

y WV Ut FFVWIFe TIFHVTItNSVVTTI-
uyt, M zfH,sr gEiIes;4 DR.. SAysype 4 SON,
GkNfs-l enclose postotiice
grdeniort eaeiii stonRfsy PLEASE scnd me one
dozen London Hair Color RestorerI II
has steppedpy hair fton; falling, and 70,
storcs y is natural SoIoti It las I,soyen
satisfactory in every respect The "Lon-
donf;hfir tolor Restore" '5hn be obtained
Az an the leading druggists at 70 cents
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

Collars and cuffs laundriad. equal to new
AZ three cohtseaeh, at City Steam Laundry
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

Goods called for and promptly dslirsed
rec. rec q charge s9eny part .ffhs ~ by ait
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25
~, ,,"uF. - IH u ld'p8Iilc'A
The Great Elgllsk Remedy,.

IS q .nsyar- failing Cure
HprI nervous debility,
.hanPtsd vitality semi
LA Weakness, spcnnu
ptrhtsa,l HOST IN IAN.
|HA4pr N.e!agegfrp,.
alyus, anti all The lCrrl
bAs efuohof H6lf.abdse,
[yquhfpl toLllss andeN-
ssssts of hainrer years
|-ssphAs Sek of item.
bry lyAtptls pocturnal
~ sien, Rversion Of SO.
CAY, dnilsss 0flvislon.
MIlaxa In mo haaI a..
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

cOnfoOlionsri.s and tss,.F { ET"w
| ann pasufsst'Irif,g. AMI, baud on hand
the largest assortment OF fresh goods, at
lover pppss for wholesale, than any house
N Texas, ... ". X. WniELocK.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

Group nhooplng Cough Ssd Bronchitis
immediately relieved by sShiloh's Cure
Sold bs Hickox q House,. druggisis 6O5
Main street, Dallas. Texas
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

Nearly 500 girls who work in the strip
ping department of Lorilard's tobacco fac
tory, in Jersey City, are out on strike, and
taking all the circumstances INTO consider
ationpW iss)IeOr FasTRTssY scs or F's Htisise
probablHthH was eraf inaueur4ka ,Aone
labor SP% on tla ft y v iArsc nSiScr' Of Of
employees would be the result Of an INSULT
cheney of wages, but, unlike men who cOu-
slider themselves poorly paid and resort to
suspension Of work to right their wrongs,
the girls do not profess to have any sericu,
grievances. 1t appears from what they
themselves say that they are lighting
against system of restraint that is pccuii-
arly CALLING to the female t0bacco-Workers
minds. In the words OfOnc OF the .leQleLA
in the movement, who explained NE tt6tt-
10 to-day, "thc girls were not allowed TO
have any fun The firm, no doubt ubserV-
ing that the old foreman was letting the
girls do pretty much as they pleased, and
not docking them for short time, etc, re-
placed this man with one who has conf
pletely soured the girls hearts, anti caused
them to rebel in a body. Said one OF the
girls: "Hhe truth Off is, he is altogether
too stricta AeMQpld ipgallowii us to haye
any fun ~ all; lt is @Ef'llytdull to ~
o chilled t SS h" wants to to SfS sPp
or sing she don'tilikk ID }ear the foremah
say, aSlrSs, AS a bear. tShut up there aid
stop thu hdises Our cld'foreman was not
so strict" So, not being allowed 10 carry
on during working hours, the girls, nearly
500 strong, are on a strike and declare as
one girl that they won't go back so long as
the horrd old foreman is retained, The
strike has its effect on about 30 men also,
who are obliged TO lie idle Just because, the,
rippershaye struck, and itisiA little hard,
as ons OF them said to-day that they would
be Obliged TO knock OffworR lust becaasea
lot oths0llsh girls want =, Holiday -tiNsw;
YorkTribane.- s,.c'n ", iftA a Y u
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25
Browns German Cst.rrs Oar.

VAffth Usts
ID sefing The place Of all other catarrh
remefhs When used In connection With
Compound BItFast sorgspsrisa, Dandelion
and Iodide OF Potassium, Il has never failed
to-0ute, For sale ~ all druggias
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

1tatG. 1yAts, Hsb ~ "a. ~ ,stR ~ = ga
STlF lead ses jesso she, rflhs ,silksend
SStetson phaf sstt hsts y ri. stytta atsiSlp-
cIsitp " i9Ilnd " \ ra1rs KAht' Lat and eiioe
stere Goa Elnilstreea c'sr :. .aa.isv1,N
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

! lLssa KAhn bias received q full iins Of
M issss, cboys and, ehildrou'sc school plioes,
oyofy p6ir fully warrahte,lii They arc sthv
very thing for the youngsters for good Wear
and cQmfQrt. GD4 hin Stfpet,s' -, ', W ~.
, 4 : tl.AlN. Q-LA-A-.S-al.llaI Il =. u 81
"A an. Observation-Disclosures You Goaks and
S SSass rs e ;'|sS MON SSIty
tuned themselves tbs soason.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

issovp's Arnioa saise
Heels ulcers, cuts burns, Ond iuilamsd
eyes,
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TT t1t--.''--.'-t 49, 90 , -
Alfsint ThiIet rrerarAlian. l.,

Hair dressuglnl restorative is found in
=. !Jonfop fs1ir Lolbr ReStorer." 1t seldom
i!afS to%eSt>rr gray OF faded hair to its orig.
maj Y9gthipl cdl5r and beauty. Falling
mar y fGfl kedSb$ its use, and it produces q
growth OF beautiful young hair, sot, glossy
And luNurlaht: IL certainly is the most
clearly and effective hair restorer now he.
6nqU1lstl tlniithh lIlehll&. I.ts0
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

I i Persons desiring tickets in the Iiouisiona
State Lotwry will find TITO tleif fIti eteketo
GtdSy ttlTnpsh q, A.; Webster, isat 100 Kiln
sticef.in sssesa A 1lH " 1s 20 I, 3, 4'em
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

nsts tr.ar "a y, s0psr, wcpt Yelling veeas Or
Send Tot catalogue Ind ter{ns, W.T. ''T''s7N'
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

II YOU ,Nsbtytp, yet q fooc nesyv aibis
ilhlhel shirt 20 to A, a D. MittedHal, 500
Kim stfpst ....-...,.-....,....
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25
.''lN 'iIG'i I'm 81 osolnlFLk rBsr..-.

,,fia r,ls, az VI Sl'F'f ~ "i's is, - 40
In accordance withsnotice given through
the press Of the country, over, a Meek
Since the fund for the benefit OF the widow
and children OF flames A.. Garfield was
closed on Saturday. Itrequirad the ereater
part efysyestaysttrt lctc tliq tatqtts N
closing. hp tlie fQnt, which VIII sye tSwherA
and tqpetk b. 'teArttAd hos N Tpliie And
practt3i1pem6nal ,oft hks auecthn and adj
niratb3n spfA1he NpleTichnI,pe 4
gTeut and GOOD prasiaerit and .fpI bis ierSSc,'
Wfe Ise tisai amdat i ssto X chs substfip titA5i
has bean ssSOSStiilaf Of which $iltSgs.73
has been invested in $4,000 Of United
States four per cent registered bonds ruu.
S GsaS dS s: h SSitsd ss.s: :
Trust .eompapN,,aA. ttiiAasi, ID, III yA.6'99B
Not q cent Of tho fund has been used in
meeting the various necessary expenses eoAi
nected with its raising. and not one cent
will be taken frum>it to pay the United
States Trust company for it, care and res
possibility, as it has generously rendered
It's gnatuNous services. 'So'that 'ths ma
tioIi's widow" aud the ohildren Of the ma
tons martyr will be assured ola clear and
untaIable income Of over Sl2,0O0 a year.
Every right minded and true hearted
American must feel n profound satisfaction
that this result willrcmain slasting refIta'
ton of the charge OF @thc ingratitude Of re-
I@lblics, a permanent embodiment OF the
liberalty of our peoplct-tNew FORK Natl
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25
Hnaknstvs IC4asAIns. B.

The best and cheapest HAIR daesihg Ii
ssins aandruh, allays irtetfSp mud, BRO
aSsSs ssF SIsso sffSsis & sss s H. nr
ably askliswlledssdi lilhsRltSsst andthebcst
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-10-25

Tried to plat her hair Fogg put his foot
INTO It bodily when he was introduced t.
to Mrs, Smith and her daughter. Ii,
8 w!sesd to say sQHlaiApg neat uad sIslian /
undressing the dalAssbter, said lie ;,nsk4Aplly
lhauam, ! neyerHhonld have suspettctit hal
thasrdadv was,yaanvtia uthteF wa srSessd
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-06-16
Evergreens,

The best of all for shelter, and indispensable
on the prairies-har'ly, vigorous and ornamental
they can scarcely be too much used. Though
not readily raised from the seed, the small plants
are to be had very cheap at the nurseries, (some
sorts from our native forests and are much the
best for extensive planting. The white pine red
cedar and arbor vite, are truly valuable for TIM
Der purposes, and will sometime be grown here
on a large scale. Presently thousands of red
cedar posts and stakes will be wanted for vine.
yards all over the West. The Norway spruce j.
one of the very best eVergreens for all purposes
No trees are easier grown or pay better on the
prairics than young nursery grown eyergreens
We don't know better investment for enter
prising farmers who would stock their own
places and grow a few for their slower ne ghbors
As trees and timber, products of the soil, ART
more and more in demand, who should be famil.
lar with them like the farmer, With common
lumber ut $50 per Thousand feet, wood at - ia
Sl2 per cord, no tree comes amiss We have moi
even named many valuable ones, but the staples
some of which every one should commence. Ii
we mistake not, prairie tree planting is soon Ia
be taken hold of on far grander scale, and wise
men will he preparing for it. Cuttings, seeds and
seedlings-who will furnish them, You need
not necessarily call on nurserymen-send To some
| rrliable friend in a timbered region, if he will
only get yOu ont such seeds, cuttings or forest
seedlings rs you may require; but let no time he
lost, and a few years will work decided change
on our prairies. We speak to wise men. What
loftier, better, more enduring monument than
can be written out in living tree-eharacters on q
new prairie farm :-F. p. PkGHir.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-06-16
Thu New Bible

'Can You tell me, sir, what effect the revised
Bible is going to have the community"
"a salntary effect, hope replied the manag-
ing editor
..But has il been received and adopted yet q
.'les, l reckon SO. The people will take it as
Il substitute for King James edition, and it will
soon become popular
some of the witnesses had been sworn on the old
Bible, wOuld an oath on the new Bible he bind
in" on the witnesses vet to he examined.7
Il don't see why not, responded the editor
.'JuSt So Bat take the ease of man who
committed a murder the day before the new
Bible came out, while the old Bible was in OPP
Grafton, could he repent under the new Bible, or
must he be hung under the old editioni In
other words, can Bible operate ex post facto"
81 should most certainly say yes to all those
propositions"
every well. Now suppose a man rcpented n
year ago under the old Bible, has he got 10 re-
pent again under the new, or does the repentance
merge. Are a mans rights under the recent
edition snbrogated to the revised edition =
II guess 1t does" said the editor, laying down
his pen.
Substitute for the old, and just soon have it T;
do understand you sol"
That's about the size of it,"
'Then let me sell you copy, bound in Russia
leather, gilt edges, and back, only two dollars
and seventy-ive cents net, or"
But he Jared forth sadly and suddenly, and
the exterior atmosphere absorbed him.
The fact is, while the new Bible will snit the
ordinary emergencies of life il never will do for
politicians, Spring poetry, and demands for cor
rection in the next issue. He's got to have some
thing with hell in it, and plentiful supply
BROOKLYN Eagle.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-06-16
An ORIGINAL Anecdote.

The Portland IrgRs relates that Captain X, a
shrewd steamboat captain, from the State OF
Maine, caught Jeremy Diddler on board his
boat one day, as he was making from Boston to
down east, and pinned him up in good style. II
seems the fellow laid traverse to get clear OF
paying his fare, but insisted TO the clerk that he
had paid, but lost his ticket.
''Whom did you payi" asked the clerk.
lie rather guessed it was the captain, 50 K.
was summoned TO the conference.
'Oh, yes yes, said Captain n, ait appears ia
ine do recollect. Let me see; you gave me a
five dollar bill !"
'Ycs," says the Diddler, 81 did,
"And gave you your change in half dollars,
didn't :" (The fare was only half a dollar
competition very high.
Yes says Jeremy, that's i'll reeOllect il
perfectly"
Every well, says Captain X, al won't dispute
your word for anything-but if you please, !
should like 10 see the kaircs ~
The fellow tipped when he least expected
it, II could not produce the halves, and had "a
fork out his fare.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-06-16
The Minor Planets

NJ. Nysten, of the Brussels Observatory, has
recently given a resume of our knowledge of the
minor planets between Mars and Jupiter, which
now exceed 2UO, and are yearly increasing. The
number of these annually discovered had been
increasing, but in lSsO fell to six. The average
size had been gradually diminishing. The first
were of eighth to ninth magnitude, the last are
of eleventh to twelfth. The average volume of
those more lately discovered is one-fftieth of
that of Ceres. Pallas, Juno and Vesta tthose first
perceiyed). Vesta, the largest, is little smaller
in ratio To the earth than the earth is toJupiter.
The smallest, Echo, is about 20 kilom. diameter,
and smaller in ratio to Ceres than Cerus to the
earth. 1t may be said roughly that the SUE is n
Thousand times the volume of Jupiter, Jupiter n
thousand times that of the earth, the earth n
thousand times that of vesta, and yesta thous-
and times that of Echo. Probably Echo is n
Thousand times the volume of the largest bodies
that come daily into the earth's atmosphere, and
one of these is at least thousand times that of
meteors in a stream Of falling stars. The minor
planets circulate in orbits whose mean distance
from the sun varies from two to five times the
earth from the sun.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-06-16
Snipe on Toast.
had some snipe on toast in Harrisburg.
saw on a bill of fare:
fssNIPE on TOAST. SIXTY Gents

had some snpe oil toast in Harrisburg. ]
saw on a bill of fare:
"sNIPE on TOAST, SIXTY CENTS"
Snipe on toast would he almost too hearty food
10 feed people who had been floating on a raft
three weeks feeding on boot-legs. Says ] To the
waiter: "Gve me snipe on toast BY
and by he came in and put down some toast and
kept ON reading | sat there an hour. Then
rang the gong. The waiter entered, and says /,
''Where in thunder is my meat 7"
Saws he, They've been ON the table an hour. "
Says |, Il didn't order plain toast; / want a
snipe on it."
Says he, "Therc is snipe on it."
Then drew close up to the table, and saw a
little black speck on the toast, and says,
''You'll swear that's snipe."
Says he, ''Yes."
Says |, 'YOu would make good linen buyer,
yOu would"
Says he, dts snipe on toast, anyhow"
Says /, GLOW did it get on it y
Says he, THAT snipe's all right; it's full
sized one, too
Says |, 'Tm glad you told me that's full
sized sniPe, for do you know, Young man, when
! sat ont there reading, / saw n black speek on
that toast, but took it for fly; and I'm glad
10 be Informed it's n sniPe. Now you can take
that snpe away, and bring me a turkey on
toast and, darn it, / want fnll-sized turkey,
tOo~
amt hankering after snipe, since that cpl
s0de ! could have blown that snipe through a
putty blower, without hurting the suipe or putty
blower either. Snipe on toast may Ice game, but
it's a mean game.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-06-16
Taking Care of CRsar-

GOreTHOr HeRfrieks.-Late ono evening last
year Colonel Don. Morrison and party of bOOI
companions were returning home from down
town, where they had been enjoying whist and
wine. Pausing in front of his elegant residence
Colonel Don. insisted upon the party coming il
and taking parting glass. "NO, no, Dom; vel
90 home. It's very late, and we won't keep YOU
mp. These and similar expostulations were made
hut Colonel Don. kept ON insisting. At last on'
of the gentlemen suggested that mebbe Mrs
Morrison might object. The Colonel seemed
deeply offended by this. lie drew himself NJ
proudly and said, ''Now you shall come in, for
intend to show you that l am Csesar in thii
housem Scarcely had he uttered this prone
declaration than second-story window raised
and a feminine voice, cold and cutting, rang Ou
on the pale air: "IOu are right, gentlemen; Z,
home to your wives. I'll take care of Caesar :
OF course, the party went home, and COlone
Don. pensively retired.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1881-06-16

A BIT OF OLD Observation-Disclosures. now Fort
Wayne, Indiana, was first visited by French
missionaries in 1876 and La Sale stopped there
in 1850, and in 17O5 n small fort made there
by the French commander, Vincennes.
Chipkaka, now Ninccnnes, was first visited in
l6ss, the year Of the great English Revolution,
that established the Protestant succession, with
William and Mary on the throne; but was
founded as n port. mission, and town, in 1702.
Soon after, trading posts were made At Ouiaten-
on, now La fayette, and by 1856 large numbers
of immigrants were going to all these places
from Canada and New Orleans. While the
French were thus settling on the Wabash and
the Missouri Rivers, Ohio was an unbroken will
derueSs