The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-05-11
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news NubbIns for the HAsiy Reader and
some Nonsense Thrown In
SAMPLE OF SPRING Porn
HurIaA SOr Ihs marry month Il Nay,
GeFAldlno,
And the meadA are looking gay,
And alIo gnsni
And down among the heather
I'd like % LOAF awhile together
Aud disclurAes about the weather
And lea cream.
sTAlk Is cheap.
SAILING up the river is popular.
THR suicide business is extraordinarily
sluggish.
JEFp DAVIS is going to parade on Deco
ration Day.
Do VIZ want a stubbs Sunday law in
WheellngP
MoUsQUITo building Is much encouraged
by this weather.
ONE HUNDRED years ago to-day Pensa.
cola was captured.
A NEW shade is tomato-rsd. But NO one
wants it on his nose.
Tue Centennial Exposition opened yes.
terday five years ago.
Tue fashionable hair cut resembles the
cylinder in q $50 music box,
VEHICLES which go through East Wheel
ing, after rain, have soft thing OF 1t.
NEXT to the vslocipeds the skipping
rope is the greatest nuisance to Pedes'
triRps.
Now that there are only fourteen hand.
organs in town something decisive might
be done,
GEoRoE WEIsaERBER has sold his shell
"Robt. Liddell" to an amateur near steu'
benville.
THREE release deeds and two deeds OF
trust were recorded by Recorder Hook
yesterday.
CouNcIL don't meet so often since the
"Ark" walls have had the 81, Anthony'f
dance, as 1t were.
Joe Harsh, a lunatic, was sent to jail
yesterday by Squire PHILIPPE to await re-
moval TO Weston.
NEARLY all the radishes that have CONT
10 market this spring are as hollow as
cows horn, and about as tender.
GEORGE MERCHANT Is wanted by Squire
SChultze 10 answer charge OF vile whip
ping, Merchant Is q brakeman on the b
4 o, r. X.
A TENDER correspondent who signs
herself "Batilda," RRks why men do moi
make love like blrdP They do, Bat, they
do-like goose.
THE Press Club, having sufficient wealth
In its treasury to buy spool oil cotton,
paper OF pins and o bundle OF lath, medi
late fishing trip during June.
CuAs NEUMAN had Joseph SChmatzineti
before Squire Felber, yesterday, charged
with o breach OF the peace. The defend
ant was fined one dollar and COSTS.
Tue examination oil the graduating ClASl
Of the public schools will be continued OF
Thursday OF this week under the super
viSon OF the principals Of the schools.
A GOOD many families who have hoard
ed their canned tomatoes all winter ar
now making desperate etiofta to getaway
with them before the fresh ones are Ii
market.
WV, scoTT yesterday charged Rober
! Hicks with stealing $50 from him durinl
Mondey night, before Squire Philips, bu
as both had been drinking the charge wa
dlsmissed.
Tue nextthlng the reporter knows Of t,
O summer resort Is TO resort oil OF you
last summers jaoonet and gauze articles o
wearing apparel and Gull out what ism
good enough Tor the rsg'bAg.
A REPORTER OF this paper having notice,
that the Register local force has grown sor
ofinAaneot late on thesubj ect Of serenadel
will probably have some cock and.bul
story In this mornings issue about one
II 80, the usual reliance can be placed Ii
1t by the public, and that is-none.
THE following Is from the Pittsburgh
. 7uepGpk.s Gibbs played here sewers
weeks in the Academy OF Music Company
and Is well known Id Wheeling "Claf
Gibbs, o delineator OF negro Character
was arrested at the Union Depot yestel
day evening. for disorderly conduct
When Officer Zimmerman objected +
Gibbs son riding about the waiting room
on q velocipede, the father became yer
irate, and 1t was found necessary 10 arreG
3 him. There was quite fight before III
officers succeeded in landing him in th
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