Daily Republican., 1881-03-15
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DeaAuiui tapestry mats w cen,
frV Kings Good Samaritan uourn -,,,n
r%ksr' cupping and lsecnips. lqs E, "a -
neM iamiiy coal ut o22 West Front ,,rsst
i've me u call, oLees'
Dr Darnon will arrive in am s,ty .,
Weobeeday next and Gao ba foupd a; sns
na'Aet street. ibis Is the DOCTORS .4th visit
20 to Z. H. Hanf, No. Is East rourth
stIest. iof hne gold or silver watch. als,
eialty. As spe-
Tn ware. wooden ware, Japan war;. oil
prices. II. +. Pickels, 7&O East 4sh If @sst
~ ny dariingl' he Intensely Whispers vain.
auemptipg to setze her hand, do y0u
Know mat love You madlyY' sUh, u esi she
ssys' aimostsny fool could tell that
IL Is mean thing for Q hap apdsome man +.
~ W. Town and give every indication Of
os,LR IN the n narket until half the 9iris ara
wiz ABOUT him, and then send ioY hIs w1te'
a.. a poor copy ing clerk at ths.Freneb Min
istry o. the Interior was lately aaked what
pace ne oecu led there. Uh, n yery goad
shs 1scs q i,se ne rePhed; 'htWesn the stoves and
When the Ice man finds the hmm ,oo
~ ~ NO snips on tne old weight and lets the
l Al. Mdv0f
discovered how ne manages When the ,nma
10 TOO light. '' '-'0 AsAP
wan you have bus?' seduosiyesy ashad
,Se ,Auaioas porter OF dsshinS lady alighing
ifon night train. III you please but waif
ply. INV ''1'nAs TO-
Practical example Master: Nov. bovs
give me dehnitlOn Of the word 'scandai'
Se one fises all are silent sWell, then its
n
mta9s' "A~' ~
~ Which do you like best, your aAthsr or
your mother inquired o visitor Of a ii,,is
cnuoby arst, .ub, like ma the best She
spsnkf me with the soft side Of har hand: pa
takes shi1gle.' "~A's' ="
Eugenie, Kugenie, will you stIll insist ON
wearing the hair OF another woman nnsn
eur head? 'Alphense, Albhonse. Won atm in.
Slst upon wearing the skin OF anether calf
upon J. .ur feel?'
Call and see the Victor cock, happy cook.
nal'ess nome, Otf clio. apollo, stuart, record
anu renance ranges, also several patterns OF
IT,oreS, T., onefei at the lowest prices, at II. f.
lleXels, NO. and Esst Fourth street.
California heires' was lett $4,000 worth
Of diamonds which she could take posscss,on
OF on her wedding day and it ts not sprnria.
ibg that the first iellVw who offered himself
was accepted. 'A'
young mans sweetheart was 70 absent
minded, tnat when she went to the DO 1
ottics TO mail letter, she went inside Ier
Cell and lett the letter ontside and went of
wita the next mail tmale.)
An lrisAman who was very naar sighted
about TO fight duel, insisted that he should
stahd SIX PAGES nearer to his antagonist than
tne otaer did to him, and they were both TO
fire at the same time.
A N hor hod
stand In the csrner.' Master Tom, what toI?'
His mother, b, cause you are y bad boy.'
Master Tom We'll, can't bs bad bsy here
Just as welIs'
plumber had an Irish lad in his emrioy
and one day having occasion for a piece oi
Zinc, ordered him TO get one twelve inches
square. Yes sir, said Pat; twelve inches
square; but how loag?'
Some crusty, rusty, fusty, mustv, dusty.
Rusty curmudgeOn ot man gave the follow
ing toast at a eeiebration: our tirs ensir eS
may they be Ike our old maids-eysr ready,
but never wanted
The man that knows everything was on an
elevated train this morning, AS soon as he
opened his mouth, the unmannerly brakessr
man shut the door. Tho rest Of the mas.
sengers folded their hands.
What do you ask as salarye' satt a ha,s,
Keeper 10 Young man whom he prOposed to
engage TO attend his bar, Five deiiars DER
week with the run Of the TILL he replied
Tor fiteen do lars without
A close student OF human nature savs that
when you see 3 young man and woman waE.
ing Down the street leaning against eseh
ether like pair Of badly matched exen. II
Is pretty coed sign that they are bent -on
consolidation.
dsrkey who was STOPPING to wash his
hands in brook, didn't notice the peculiar
actisns Of goat Just behind; 70 when he
scrambled out Of the water and was asked
Asw IL happened. i dunno, 'xaetIy; but
frowsd me-