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The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1881-11-25

Senator Vest has just presented to the
Missouri Historical Society the original or
der Of General r. e. Lee disbanding the
Army of Virginia.
There is no waste Of ivory. Even the
powder is sold for making jelly. 1t is said
that one leading cutlery firm Ia shemeid
made a calculation that to supply themselves
with the ivory needed for their business they
required 1880 elephants every year,a that,
even with this plumber, the 'tusks were eacn
estimated to weigh $50 pounds.
in the foreno on of life aman has an
idea that it would take mighty big
church 10 hold his friends, If they should
all be drawn to the same sanctuary at the
sams time. But ere the dentist has put in
his second set Of teeth he has about come
~ the conclusion that one of the short
news near the stove. would not be crowded
II they should al sit down together TO
warm their Winston, N. c., Leader.
Colonel "Bobn lngersoll, in speaking Of
New Mexico, to which he and his wife late
lv Maid Z hurried visit, says: "Tbere are moi
Is many savages there as here; they aavs
not been Christianized yet. People are no
a much afraid there as here; they are no
afraid there Of being put in the Peniten
tiary."
| A correspondent writing to the Wash
inQton Post furnishes the following coinci
dences in Garfield's life with reference to tn
| figure 9:
Born November 10, 1881.
Died September 10, lSSl-the 10Th day Q
the 9th month, aged 40 years.
il Nominated for President on the 36th (9xa
J ballot, receiving 500 votes.
Elected by the electoral votes OF ~ State
: receiving majority Of so electoral votes.
i Shot on the I'd day Of the 7th month
plus 7--9).
Il Sick 70 days. s
President 100 days.
. Entered public life in 1850.
; Elected to Congress times from th" is'
. District.
VI Elected Senator In 1879.
o ChIckAmauga (his reputation's commenc
i ment), September 10, 1888.
Al 9th on the list Of memben Of the We
ana Means Ccnnit&ss Of the last ConSrea
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MIKES CONFESSION.

liverpool Mail.
Now Mike was an 'ostler Of very good styie,
Yet sly AZ church mouse was he;
And he came to confess to the new parish
priest,
Like pious and true devotee.
When his sins were reeled off till no more
could be found,
Said the priest: care you sure you've toid
all?
Have the mouths of the horses never peen
creased,
Go ,,sv coaldu,t eat oats in the stall?"
"with respect TO yer riv'rence,' said Nike
with grin,
.Sure for that We may lave me alone;
I've scraped till there's niver sin lett De-
hoind-
Me conscience is clane to the bonep
So absolved, happy Mike went away for more
sins,
T,u the dav came around to tell all;
And the very first thing he confessed, ne na'
CREASED
The mouth of each horse in the stall
"How is this % said the priest; "when her'
but last week,
You never had done this, you swore,"
oFaitb. thanks to yer riv'rence," said Mike
"sich thing
Iniver had heered OF before
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1881-11-25
The Coming Perfect Man.
Nebraska State Journal.


James Parton, who needs even less religion
than Bob Insersoll, recently delivered lee
ture on the "Comlng Mans Religion" IN
tbi, future state of affairs he thinks tnere
will not be much theology, but good oea'
of elevated morality. Those questions con-
cerning the origin and nature Of things the
duration of life and primal causes viii oe re-
ferred to the professors Of Harvard and Cor
nell. Such subjects, he contends, have no
proper connection with religion. Tbis COM
ing man, of whom we may suppose farton
and Ingersoll are types, will scorn 10 pray
but accept his duty, hold all gifts ana pos
sess them in trust, stand by what ne thlnKs
Is tight and true, befriend the frendless'iov'
and honor his country, and in every wa!
strive to be person that if every one IN TN
world were to do the same all wouia D
we'll. In sboo, the coming man Is to be
Christian gentleman without the 'nspirat'o
that has thus far produced this kind OF cha'
acter.
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RECoMPENSE.
BY cARLoTTA PERRY.

The earth gives us treasure four-fold TOT ah
that we give 10 lis bosom;
The care we bespow on ,he plant comes oack
In the bud and The blossom.
The sun draws the sea to the SKY, " s''''eS'
and s..augest Of powers,
nd returns 10 lbe hills and the meadows 'he
rladness Of bounriful showers.
~ mother reraius her lost youth In the
beauty and youth OF her daughters,
We are fed after many long days Dy 'no
bread that We cast on the waters.
Never Joy do We cause but we Tor 'na' Jos
are the gladder,
Never heass do We grieve but We f0r ms
grieving are sadder.
Never siander 30 vile as the lips Of the "a
ling rehearser,
! "A curses. though long, loud and deep
come home TO abide with ths curser.
He who doth give OF his best, OF tnas Des'
the certainest user,
And he who withholds finds himself % ~
gaining the pitifni loses.
The fiowen that are strewn fof snc oes
| bloom first in the heart OF the living,
nd this d the trUest Of truths, inst tne 20
j ofa gift IL the giving.
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a Modest Request.
Detroit Free Press.

s@ t88f8 DetfON Free FFfss.
"Darling, wake mp and stop snoring said
q Detroit woman TO her husband.
.Eh! Wharra matter now 2" he asked as
he half raised up In bed.
Won't you please stop snoring' II you
only knew how homesick Ii made me I'm
sure you would"
aHomesick! How the deuse can my inno-
cent snorc make you homesick?"
why, you know, darling, that the home
on the coast from which you took me JOY
Gus BRIDE, was only half mile from gov
ernnent foG-horn, and every time you snors
II reminds me so Of home that just can't
stand Il. Please lay on your side and have
some little respect for my feelInss.n
And then tho brute spread himself out on
his back and In five minutes had her bathed
in tesrs ss visions Of the old home creps
upsn Eer.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1881-11-25
BLuE-BLooDED DOGS.
Imported Settlers that Sell for A. Much NJ $zooo
Head.
Wilmington Ne'rs.

Wilmington Ne'rs.
Within the past half dozen years there
has grown up among sporting men ana gen.
tlemen Of leisure strange fancy for import
ed or blue-blooded setter dogs. There are
many Of the improved species In the KENNELS
of Wilmington gentlemen. The maJ0ri,S "
the imported dogs come from the kennels OF
Sir Percival Llewellyn, member Oh u,
British peerage, who has acquired iame AIu
fortune by devoting his attention exclusively
to the improvement in the breea o' se''eI
dops. The animals are brought Directly W
this country, generallyto New YORK. l" some
cases to Philadelphia, and there purchaseu
through agents by sportsmen' ino
prices paid, in many cases, are aston"nihss
large, ranging in few known instances As
high a, So 900 for single setter. One thou-
sand dollars, however, is considered hish
figure. the latter sum, it is said, having peeh
Maid by a gentleman in this city for nooie
snec;men of the bluest blood. The imported
dogs have many points Of superiority over
the native animals, differing as much from
each other Is the trained racer from the
copntry road horse. Blue blood Is strong
and feet or limb, has long, fine hair, with
tendency to crisp at the ends, we'll coloreo
whatever that means, and is warranted u
watch his game, rain or shine, twice as ion'
Is the native specimen. There are At ieas
half dozen imported settlers in the posses
sion of parties in this city, each OF whic
cost $500. The best known man In tn
United States in this line is "Rene" Martii
the dog trainer. Martin was formerly
butcher, but the instinct born within MI
was too strong and he quickly driitea iii
his natural sphere. As . trainer OF setter aog
his charges, varying from 500 to 500, are
little extravagant, but the owner OF the pt
can rest assured that when he graduate
from Martins careful and painstaking han
. he is accomplished in the highest degre
Martins plan is simple. ASS as the gu
ming season opens he takes his dogs to son
secluded hunting ground in the Sou.
Tbere he established himself and his pupi
Y Every day he hunts, going out early In
y Morning and returning oaly after dark.
l, ,ba end of the season his dogs have CO.
~ pleted their education.
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A Good one on General Early.
'om Evans, editor of the Reidsville, Va,


Tom Evaus. editor of the Reidsville, Va,
7;,oes ia RESPONSIBLE for the following:
= We all knbv that our solid "Old Jube"
,;tes Ia talk about the war. Well, the other
a.v a, franklin Courthouse, an old friend,
with spice Of humor in. his eye told ths
General there was young officer IN town DC
would like to introduce him to and they
could talk over the war together.
Jubal said he would be much pleased to
know him.
No sooner said than done.
"General Early" said the old friend, "ai-
low me to introduce you to Captain JONES'
and the old friend walked off.
The handshakipg was hardly over oe'ore
the General asked in his fine, squeaking
voice:
"What command in the army Dad you be-
long to, Captain ?"
"oh, pshaw! General" said the young
man, blusbing, al wasn't All officer in the
army; I'n just the Captain OF base osi
club"
"Oh--!!n cried old Jubal.
That broke up he war chat.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1881-11-25
EvE-ANGELIcAL CORNER.

Spanish lace has lost nons of its popular
ity.
Wonder If grass widows ever have hay
fever.
Spotted yelvets In small figures, rings,
crescents, polka dots, ETC., make ehectNe
Jackets for wear with silk skirts.
Red plush bonnets adorned with hamihe
red feathers, held by large, oid-fashioneo
bucklers, are the choice of a few eccentric
ladies.
Lady Florence Dixie, who went TO the
| Transvaal as correspondent OF the LONDON
! Post. camped out with her husband and
cooked her own rations.
Gloves, no matter how long. that button
M the arm, are no longer considered IN BEST
stvle. Two or three buttons at the wrist
only are allowable. The remainder OF the
glove is in a solid piece fitting loosely over
the arm.
Real silver and also fine steel buttons are
displayed, cut in facets which sparkle ike
diamonds, and look exceedingly rich upon
street Jackets of embossed velvet.
"Mr. Smith," said lady at fair, "wont
YOU please buy this bouquet to present to the
lady YOU love ?" "'Twouldn't be right"
, said Smith; 'I'm married man."
Miss Clara Louise Kellogg tells Chicago
reporter that she found the "Swanee kiver
. popular among Italians during her recent
a visit to Europe. Miss Kellogg will return 10
q Europe after giving 100 concerts In this
:. country. She is now in the Northwest
n where she will travel fer several weeks.
p Elegant plush goods having an extremely
IS long and heavy pile and showing broad
Is stripes of satin of deeper or contrasting
Q. color. Frightened by small flower brocades
n woven IN clusters, are among the most ex-
10 pensiye dress accessories of the season.
h. Cincinnati courtship custom: II didn'
IS. call because when l passed the house no
he ticed there was no light in the parlor and
At Thought YOU were out" apologeticaliy oo
n served the simple minded Chicago man VINO
had an appointment with Cincinnati mer
chant. "Never be such fool as that again.
ausrily replied the disappointed pork-packer
"you ought 10 have known it was one Oh Ill!
gals receiving company."-Edgse.
Oh "Ma,, she said confdiDgly, "Henry ha
&C. asked me to marry him." "And you accep'
III ed himp" was the query. "No," was th
'rs reply, 81 dldn't,and neither did l reject MIN
cal If can keep him on the string until ohr's
oh' mas he'll make me handsome present
'he induce me to say 'yes.'' You know I've bee
re- wanting a gold watch for long time.'
~ Esta Williams took the prize at fair
Ottumwa, Iowa, as the most beautiful q
,nn m in the county. She subsequently marie
John Carnahan, who lived for seven yea
,a, M very happily with his distinguished vii
,,ss Then NE was overwhelmed by her eiop
49,. ment without warning with his father WI
w. took with him about $4,000, leaving
~, wife (John's mother) with nothing but
small farm. The runaway pair we're trac
\. as far as St. Joseph Mo-, but not caught
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Cheeky Criminals
San r, ancisco Newsletter.

A certain artful dodger being committed
on two charges Of forgery of endorsements
had the gentle gall to remark: f" hopeyour
Honor will make the bail light, as the
notes are not due yet" This reminds us OF
a true incident when 81 age robber was SEN
fenced in Los Angeles by The Hon. Andrew
Jackson Kingto ,erm Of ten years impris-
onment. The offence was clearly proved and
the sentence solemnly pronounced. lie re-
ceiyed it very coolly, aud, looking up al the
;udpe. said Your Honor, have but one
thing to say about my sentence and that is'
I,n play you a game Of old sledge to see
whether it's twenty or nothing" -.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1881-11-25

Rust may ofien be removed from steel
,o~,s by immersing them in kerosene OIL ier
!. ,av d.ys. This loosens the rus - thai
Is may b. rubbed Of. Where tne r,,ss = ~
v.rv Seep-,eaasd snnsry paper willde. !.
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Excessive blesdiug was the treatment given
bv DR.. Arthur 70 Edward Hoche, q Busna
vista, Indiana, and death ensued. Il =
charged thai the physie!sn Wa NOS 'ensrsn1
= careless, but murdsrous, - The patient
" h,s snsny, end he haa bsenpuf under ~
-.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1881-11-25
The KIND OF Plays Now Given Us
Boston Pilot.

Miss Blanche De Bar is to bring out {. new
drama, written by herself and entitlsd "Eva'
the Saleslady." Now let somebody rewr'te
the mart of Nose, the Firegentlemsn."
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Auy on. who takes paper regularly nom me ros.
.S.. Eyhsther directed 10 his name or anothersW
n ther he has subscribed or noe-s respshADae r 's
10. ,sron orders his paper discontinued, ne mu.
Al, or the puhsher will continue 70 seno
until payment made and collect .ns whole am01ns
whether the paper II taken from the once OF ho@ -.
.,.nsr. or periodicals from the Postonce, or remos
% spd them uncaiied for h primo acsd evidences
of intentional fraud
Papers ordered to any address can % enans'o "
Ap..,,.. bv dr.s check money order, or rsgistercd
,,ssr NAV be sent at our risk. All Postmaster As
s"irsd 10 register letters on applicadm
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Regular advertising payable quarterly, as due
Transient advertising payable in advance.
special Notices are so per cent more than reg
liar advertisements.
Local advertising. is cents for the first inscrtion
o cents per line for each succeeding insertion:
dnes counted In Eonpariel measure.
lob Work payable ON delivery.
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rrsxs-psyshls invariably IN advance.
NrwspApER DECISIONS.

One Year. N
aix Months
Mouths
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Preserve Your Eyisiaht.

That broke up he war chat.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1881-07-20
The Header Wagon,
Exhibited at the California stAis FsiE--isea-
The Farm Wagon,
The Light Freight Wagon,
The Medium Freight Wagon,


The Davis Iron Wagon. while suitable wherever ~
hieles are employed j. especially adapted fog lse IN
and southern countries. on raneaes ana pan-
tions-1n the plains and mountains
The following are few Of the many advantages pos
sesscd By the Davis Iron Wagon
l. II can never swell nor shrink
2 Boxes can be oiled without removing ihc wheels
and grit
paired by any mechanic
5 II win run until The tlrr cut, when new one
can be- put on BY any blacksmith.
g. should BY any possibility the tire break, can -
run without II place Of repar-all day n necessary
without injury 10 the wheels
e. II has tecscoF3c axies constructed that IN cls
81 a broken spindle an extrE spindle BE- Inserted
and no serious delay experienced
The Hawaiian gazette., 1881-07-20
THE DAVIS IRON. WAGON
IsbeHeved to be The most
Perfect Farm and Freight Vehicle
EVER CONSTRUCTED.

The following arc few Of numerous testimoEisiss
OryicE oF ELuinA IRoS & SrEEL IioI1ISG NM Co.
ELuIEA. y. L.. sept -, fss3.
DAVIS IRoN WAsoS Co:
tsentienen:-I chcerfuiy hand you the following
statement. The Iron Wagons purchased Of YEA hayc
been in daily IN and about Roiiinx Nil- me
past season They have successfully stood the rcrct
tests Of heavy lord- aud rough usags. J believe them
the strongest and best wagons Tor business rurFu-r-
They are o easy dFuucht. and intend to supply
Mills with them fast wooden wagons wear cut
Cne OF yOur medium freight or army Wagons. weigh
ing before loaded 1854 pounds The isih instant
loaded Al our Furnace with So Pig Iron and hauled
Mills three lourihs Of nile defiant crc-.lr
railroad Trucks. bridges and portions Of roads that thor
Oughy tested its merits, without any apparent strain 70
ELNIRA IRON & STEEL ROLLING MILL co.
II. ". RArHnoSk, Prest
Atthe New York State Fair Of the wheels Of the
above wagon exhibited after 10 had been used tive
years II had l5.uuu miles with load varynr
from 1900 TO 4O pounds The tire had Fever been
set and the whole wheel perfect - when rev.
IL had run more miles than u woud u used - a farm
wagon twenty-five years
The Davis Iron Wagon has been adopted By the
United states Government. No greater recommends
ton than this be offered, and none other u nrces
sary.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1881-07-20
THE DAVIS
Iron Wagon!
MANUFACTURED BIZ
THEDAYIS IRON WAGON COMPANY
ErnIHA. NEW roHE.

THE INTRODUCTION OF THE
Davis Iron Wagon on The Pacldc Ccas. Z. slcc.,s.
owing 10 ihcfact that e meets ong fen anf pssa4
want.
and tasteful 10 Appearance. possessipE AZ ~
faces IN one constructed % aocd and rQle ~ t as
vantage has BEEN long wished fof. ana faea.s1 -
tcmpis have been made % construct euch -
never except IN he Davis Iron Wagon has ne desf-d
Inc paws Iron Wagon IN %, perfected fcrs a. 80
placed hcfnrr the prhie. frrresrnfs ~ ha.tiy ~ -
Gently conceived ucshauical appliance but On ~
confrarv n euhodirs years % careful sldf, p1.at
toll and thorough inc part o. the orirn1i en-
structofs. 49, 49,.
Inventive .klii Of the highest order aided = re-
ledge or nice hanics and engineering has prdacre aot
on liz the best wagon en- The world. hlf also drfa tlc
processes and machinery for ihe manliaStu-e ~ ne
same an % which. Together With nHu1ef o. Sc ~
provculcaf- are secured By Letters Iatent-
In general appearance it rcscmolts The ofdinlfI
wooden aaor except that 10 Is far mole hanetcc ~
graceful IN It's proportion 80. -.
The pole and reach are u wood. Jhe smal fe.etsf
plate Il cast The hubs and Stakes are ualcal We
these exceptions the entire vehicle t1soul1o1t p con-
srrucfcd of the dnest quality q gruuE1t irur ril -
rether in the workmarke manner sra - NJ 80
shape possible 10 answer tbs purpose iutenc1d
The Following Grades Of Wagons
The Hawaiian gazette., 1881-07-20
Then let rs now, while gathered herG
Resolve this day shall ever be
A public day, TO our nation dear;
nnrnf..d snrrndIu 10 fihnrfN

Last week in a down town store, a man had
placed a board across elevator well and sga5
standing thereon, when it broke and he fell some
sixty feet TO the bottom His back was broken SO
that death came shortly to his release, but he fell
upon man at the bottom who was rendered
iusensible through conclusion of the brain. Three
tys afterward in the hospital he opened his eyes
and inquired what's happenedI' Three days in
cold Oblivion, knocked out of the world in fact,
when his soul looks again out Of his eyes, and
wants to pick up its history of the lost hours.
Suppose the senses had never more been restored,
and the soul had entered upon that bourne FROM
whence traveller returns would 1t then have cried
out what's happened u Although cause for sur
prise and curiosity would have been thousand fold
greater. The great mystery would have been
solved, yet We living men would not be any the
wiser for it.
Two gsntsel sinners were priasin9 the Revised
Testament the other day, "Ohl said they're more
hell now that's been done away, nothing but
Hades " in the new text.' Indeed don't be too
sure that Hades would be comfortable, you may
sigh for the old fashioned fires yet.
Why are graesless young msn permitted to exist,
it of its sweetness as ruthIsssiy they would an
orchard.
Such a one had his attention called to that con-
csit of Bulwer on Dlsowned-Ehen the hero after
the usual mishaps, despair, and faithful devotion
to the mistress OF his heart, succeeds IN winning
her, and in the summer arbor where the engage
ment happens the lips of the lover wanders from
her hand to her cheek, aud thence to 50 her mouth,
where the west wind had planted the sweets Of a
thJaslnd summers" cdl you not expression
What strikes ms said the gracsless one, lis not
the sweets bus the years-pretty old girl that, to
be sweet onr
The Hawaiian gazette., 1881-07-20

The ''ralIoriousr fourth is at hand. The city is
premonitory pop of fire-crackers, of double head
ers and the tizz Of rockets are TO be heard ocea-
sionally. The Juvenile mind is on the alert and
patriotic thrills are on the However pro-
cession and Grafton, and some fireworks at Wood
wards Garden is about all that is to be done this
year. Old residents say Ihe celebration will be
tame and not worth seeing. But such old grun-
blers and conservatives b be found everywhere
even in Honolulu where the Fourth Is not unknown
as a gala day. Yours, X.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1881-07-20

The admirers of the poetess of Bunker Hill Day
who probably expected to see the poem in full,
next day in the glorious garb of print, must think
the reporter fiend. He contents himself with a
single extract instead, merely sampling 1t az one
might tub of butter-leaVing the great public to
imagine where the joke comes in. The balance of
the poem has not been called for. The President
of the Association welcomed the guests who num-
bered about 500, and introduced the Rev. A. Il.
Brewer who, after prayer, read the poem, which
was contributed by some unknown who signed
herself Augustine NJ" The following is the
extract:
The Hawaiian gazette., 1881-07-20
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The Bohemian Clubs Of San Francisco, embrace
in its membership many professional and artistic
per sons, VINO contribute 70 its monthly literary
unions, essays, poetry, musis, paintings and bur-
lesques, full of msrit and interest. Their mid
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THE HAWAIIAN HOTEL,

Prices ae same as FirstClass Hotels IN san FIaneisco
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