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The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-10
Suspicious Symptoms.

A minister who was. perhaps. not too careful In
his habits was induced BY bis friends 10 take the
teeto,Ai pledge. IIis health appeared TO suffer and
his doctor ordered him 10 take one glass of punch
daily.
"0h 2" said he. 81 dare not. Peggy, my old
hoasskeeper. would tell the whole parish"
awhen do you shavel" the doctor asked.
"In the morning"
"Then." said the doctor, "shave al night, aud
when Peggy brings you mp your hot water yeu
can take your glass of punch just before going TO
bed"
The minister aftsrward appeared 10 improve In
health and spirits. The dcetsr met Peggy soon
after aud said:
Elm glad 10 hear. Peggy. tha; your master 10
better"
"Indeed, sir. he's better but his brains affected;
there's something wrong with his mind"
"IIewf"
"why, doctor. he used 10 shave st night before
going % bed, but nov he shaves In the morn, be
shaves before dinner, he shaves after dinner, he
shayes at night-he's aye Shawn"
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-10

No preparation has ever performed such marvel
ious cures, or maintained 80 wide reputation, ~
AvEn's CnERRy PscroRAi., which IL recognized as
the worlds remedy for all diseases of the throat
and Lungs. Its long continued series of wonder
ful cures In all climates has made Il universally
known ~ . safe and reliable agent 20 employ
Against ordinary colds. which are the forerunners
of more serious disorders, Il acts speedily and
surely, always relieving suffering and oftsn saving
lie. The protection it affords. BY its timely uss
In throat and chest disorders, makes Il an invala-
able remedy 10 be kept always ON hand In every
home. No person can afford TO Be without u, aad
those who have once used u never win. From
their knowledge ef its composition and operation.
physicians use the CHEaRS PEcroRAL extensively
In their practice, and elergymen recommend it,
Il is absolutely certain In ts healing effects, and
viii always cure where cures are possible. For
sale by all druggists.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-10

SRA Hudson citiren said 20 yoang man
Who visited bis daughter that be couidnt afford
20 have 80 much wood burned In the parler stove
In the evenings. the young man must come less
often OF quit earlier o. furnish bis own weod.--
Next day two cords of nice hard wood were par
ehased BY the yesng man and piIcd In the etirsn's
yard. with big sisn over the pile reading. "fer
use nights eniy."
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-10
Miscellaneous.
Griffith & Turner.
rAxuYAcruRERs or
AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS I!
AND MACHINERY,
And Dealers I'm Field and Garden
Seeds, Fertilizers, Afe.
- q - %. Paca g., Baltimore.
The very hatterng results from the use Of our Fer.
uiirers the past season encourages Us In Offer
Ing for the Fall Seeding these highly con-
eentrated fertilizers, feeling that our
ciIerts 70 furnish high-grade
su.ell .II.te<.tc b. E<6r a. s.lsla. ;

tilirers the past season encourages rs In oGer-
Ing for the Fall Seeding these highly con-
eentrated fertilizers, feeling that our
c1erts 10 furnish q high-grade
60 p1ttrt-te Be- ben .p- s.stslsl1-
preciated.
fEnTiLizEas or STANDARD BnAxDs-0ri6ifh d
Turner'S Aaissaf bone Phosphate, q high grade
phosphate prepared from animal bone, has given
great satisfaction and is popular wherever known
Gr!Hfk a. Turner'S Asmoniafed Pko.y,Lafe -
Alkaline PaHf Food is especially adapted to corn,
tobacco, potatoes and vegetables requiring fertilizer
rich In potash; Griffith Turner'S Unsieamcd Raw
Bone, siingufs and Bakers Dissolved Bone, Tur-
ner's Exceisior and Phosphate, IlolIoway's Ex-
eesior and Phosphate, Listers Phosphate, White
locks Vegetator, Peruvian and 0rrhiia 6uano.
Plaster, Acid and Chemicals for compounding fer
tilirers.
GRAM DRiLLs.-The iIagerstown Grain, Seed
and Fertilizer Drill il well known aud 80 popu-
lar wherever known having recent improy einents
claims public favor; the Farmers Friend Drill,
with improved cone gear for regulating quantity.
and double force feed seed sower IL worthy especial
notice the Monarch Drill, with new force feed
fertilizer distributor and puiveSixer, is what the
farmer has long been looking for These Drills
combine the most perfect dt vices for sowing grain
seeds aud fertilizers.
The Empire Thresher and Separator In siIes
suited for farm purposes or threshcrmen's outfit.
Grain Fans, Cider Mills. Corn Shelters. Hay
Presses, Hay, Straw and Fodder Cutters. The
Oliver Chilled Plow is the king Of plows-the best
plow in any ground. Patent GalveniEed Steel
Fence WiFe-cheap. durable and easily put up.
Repairing Of all kinds done with dispatch.
-Send for descriptive circulars.
GRIFFITH a. TURNER.
May2s,sIy.l 41 and ~ n. Paea 81.
The Baltimore County union., 1881-12-10
Curious Remarks on the Bible.

The Lancaster E<a@iaer says that Isaac Hub
ley of that city recently found manuscript In an
old book. which has been In his possession for =
number Of years. IL Il not known BY whom the
manuscript Vas written. It's title and contents
are 90 follows: "curious Remarks on the Bible.
By widow Of e5, who had Nothing 60 do and
eouid not Sleep. The Bible contains 3,s66,tsS
letters; sleeei words; 3i,lf3 verses; I,lss chap
tors; GO books. The word and occurs i6.32T
times; LORD 1,s5t; reverend only once. aud
that In the lilth Psalm. The 25th verse Of the
7th chapter Of Esra contains the aiphsbet. The
isth chapter Of the ID book of Kings and the s7th
chapter of Isaiah are alike. The hrst man re-
corded as buried In eefhn was Joseph, soth chap
Ter Of Genesis and 36th verse. No where but In
The Let chapter of Timothy 10 the word grand
mother mentioned. Two particularly Gne chap
tiers 10 read yeu vim Cad the ID ef Joel and the
26sh of Acts. There 10 no name Or uord Of more
than six syllables In the Hoiy Bible"
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-12-07
WHOLE NUMBER 2O4
The Five Tenors.

A story IL told in most Partisan
greenrooms Of Tho Manager and the
Five Tenors.'' The manager had en-
gagged : French operetta troupe to per-
form in . city Of South America. He
was the most polite and generous of
managers. He offered high terms,
promised his proteges benefit apiece,
made the best arrangements for their
comfort on the voyage out, and at last
had the satisfaction Of steaming of
with them al. The day when they
started was fine one, and as soon as
the shores Of France had faded out of
sight tho company. to keep up their
spirits, began to sing Oh deck. But
very soon they stopped. and tive gentle.
men we're seen to stare at one another
with CONSERVATION. They were all five
tenors. s.Why, low is tlis?'' cried
one. Il was engaged as tho only ten
or" 'sThat is my case. too" chimed
in another, and SO said they all. The
manager had SUNK down:.in into the cabin
during this alteration, but he was
called up again and was requested to
furnish explanations. ''Calm your
minds.' he said in cheerful tone. "you
are five tenors now, but I calculate that
four of You will be carried off by the
UOnsit0 negro as soon as we land, and I
promise that the one who survives shall
be my TENOR Under this grim jest
may perhaps Turk grain of fact, which
it would be well not altogether to lose
sight of.-L0nd0n Daily Ne,0s.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-12-07
Giving q Fresh" Fellow 1 Lesson.

Giving.a Fresh" Fellow Lesson. y
One Of those exceptionally ..fresh''
individuals, known under the polite
name Of ''drummers," received q lesson
in Rhincbeck recently which may bene-
fit him on his travels. He sauntered
into an auction store on East Market
street, and accosted the proprietor with
the remark:
..Ah, l see you have about everything
here.''
Eyes, SIR" answered the urbane
shopkeeper, . little of most every
thing"
The drummer yawned once or twice,
stroked his promissory moustache. and
bestowing knowing look of superiori-
ty on the assembled people, remarked:
well, Captain, suppose you give
me q Cincinnati search warrant
The auctioneer very coolly turned to
his shelves. opened . small box, and
handed . fine-tooth comb to the fresh
young man, sayings.
There, sir, is the best search war.
rant you can buy. am sure If you use
it you'll fiud what you are in search
off,
The national colors appeared on that
smart strangers face, aud he immedi-
ately had business Observation-Disclosures.
beck Gazette.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-12-07
1t is calculated that the cotton worms
cost the planters $15. 900. 600 annually
a Cheap Book Binding,

Pack the papers smoothly; hold firm
". and drive . thin chisel through the
pile about halt al inch from the back.
Push strong tape through aud leaYe out
about two inches; put three or four
tapes through at even intervals. Cut
common thick paper boards large
enough TO project 4 little everywhere
except that one. edge must come front
of the tapes. Draw the tapes tightly
and glue down to the boards outside.
iSkiye q piece Of leather common
sheepskin will answer--wide enough to
cover the back and come on tho boards
an inch or two. and long enough 10
project couple Of inches at the end.
Paste the leather well, put It on tho
back; fold the ends in 90 as to como
over the boards on each side. Paste
any fancy or plain paper over the sides;
and. lastly, paste tho blank leaf down
TO the cover, inside, and you have .
pressntsble book and very durable.
Trimming the edges can 30 done By
clamping between boards. and cutting
the edges with thin sharp knife by. 8
sstraightedge. OF course this q done
before the boards are put on altar the
tapers are ia. This makes 9 dat odge
book. but Tor thin book answers ve9Y
veil 9, Z . 8.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-12-07
The Keely Motor.

MIR. Kelley, the ingenious and re-
nowned inventor Of the Keely motor,
still conducts the business OF roping in
credulous millionaires 1T the old stand.
He recently gave an exhibition, which.
according TO the New York Times, con-
sisted Of mixture Of sandwiches, oys.
tiers. champagne and talk, most Of
which was ''unintelligible jargon.''
Pouring glass of waterainto his motor
. lever was gradually raised which
Keely said measured = pressure Of 49,
600 pounds to the square inch. A ..si-
rem connected with the machine also
uttered . slight screeol,. The pressure.
Mr.. Keely explained was an elastic
pressure. Tho machine likewise fired
. bullet through . two-inch plank. He
also scraped : tuning fork with his fid-
die bow. which set = copper globe to
rotating. The reporter asked the in
vent0r to open room which was i'm.
me'iiately underneath the motor, but
which was very carefully locked and
bolted. Mr.. Keely, who was greatly
taken aback BY the request, peremptor-
lily refused to do anything Of the kind,
because there was in that room an mp
para'us for lifting weights under con-
struction for certain parties in Califor-
mia. The motor was soon exhausted,
and Keely explained it by saying that
the power was ..latent" In the motor.
When asked why he didn't keep tho
machine moving for > week or two in
stead Of for . moments, lie made no
roply. When asked to explain the Drin.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-12-07
Booths Body.

The Washington correspondent of tho
Buffalo Commercial writes: 1T was
only after some patient inquiry that I
could ascertain tho facts, which are in
teresting and, as far as I know, are yet
unpublished. Booth, the. murderer of
Abraham Lincoln. died. as will be re-
membered. in barn in Maryland. from
wound received from the musket of
Boston Corbett. The body was brought
to Washington, and, after having been
identified by the court martial before
which his fellow conspirators were
tried, was dissected by the surgeon-gen-
eral of the army. The brain and heart
and some parts of the body were pre-
served in alcohol and are now on exhi-
biti0n in the medical museum of tho
surgeon.generaps Office. The building
in which the assassination occurred was
Ford's theater. The government con-
fiscated it, but afterward Ford was paid
its full value, and it has since been used
as headquarters of the medical corps
OF the army. The brain. and heart OF
Booth are in jars, standing in q case
the assassination. After the surgeons
had done with Booths body it was bur-
led in . grave in the arsenal grounds.
Only half dozen persons knew the
exact spot, which was unmarked. In
1867 Edwin Booth, the actor. sent Mr..
Weaver, the sexton of Christ church,
Baltimore. to Washington, with the re-
quest that the remains of his brother
might be taken up and removed to the
family burial place. After some delay
the request was granted by President
johnson, who was finally appealed to.
and Mr.. Weaver took the body to the
cemetery in Baltimore. and buried it
beside the elder Booth and others of
tho family. The removal was conduct
cd with great secrecy. and was con-
cealed from Secretary Stanton. who
had refused to give his consent.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-12-07
Little Fest


Two little feet % small that both may nestle
Two tender feet upon the untried border
" LIES mysterious land.
Dimpled and soft, and pink a. peach tree bios.
In ApFii's fragrant days.
How can they walk among the briery tansles,
+ Aying the worlds rough ways1
These xhite-rose feet along tho doubtful
Must bear woman's load;
Alasl Since woman has tho heaviest burden
And walks the hardest road.
Love for awhile win make the path before
An dainty, smooth and fair
VIII Gull away the brambles, letting only
The roses blossom there.
But . s TIE mothers watohful eyes sre
Away from the sight Of mon,
And these dear feet are loft without her guild
y who shall direct them then,
Win they 80 stumbling bltndly in the darkness
OF sorrows fearful shades.
Or md the upland slopes Of Peace and Beauty
Whose sunlight never fades7
win they 70 totltnE up Ambitions summit,
The common world above.
Or, In some nameless vale, securely sheltered,
Walk side by side with Love?
Some feet there be which walk LIES track un-
wounded,
Which find but pleasant ways;
Some hearts there be- to which this life is only
A round OF happy days;
But they are few. Far more there are who
wander
Without q hope or friend:
Who find their Journey full of pains and losses
And long to reach the end.
How shall it be with her, the tender stranger,
FatrfaCod and gentlc-eyed,
Before whose unstatned feet the worlds rude
highway
Stretches 60 strange aud wide?
Ali who may read the future2 For our
darling
We crave all blessings sweet,
And pray that He who feeds the crying ravens
win guide the babY's feet.
Florence Percy.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-12-07

At the meeting of tho Methodist con-
ference in London, james Calvert, of
Fila, said that the greatest plot of the
Fijians was their cannibalism. One of
the natives stated that he had feasted
on 872 different persons. and six or sew
en- of the missionaries were eaten
when they first commenced their labors
IN I'll;
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-12-07
Seven hundred millions of dollars
were issued in confederate bonds.
lmpromptu Grave Of Young Nan who
Got Stuck on Jim Jam Lead,

1mpromptu Crave Of { Young Nan who
Got Stuck on Jim Jam Lead.
THE kid Gas the young man was
called) had no coffin, and no grave but
= deserted prospect hole, and there was
no funeral hymn or clergyman to say
the last sad words above the still white
face. Around the prospect hole were
grouped few brown featured men
whose hearts bled for the distant
mourners whose unfortunate loved one
was soon to be laid TO rest in that UNI
known grave.
In the absence of other services Buck
Bramel stepped up on . large copper
stained boulder and said:
''Pardnors, We are here to plant all
that is mortal of the Kid. He came to
Us as pretty piece of blossom rock IS
I ever laid my eyes on, but before he
struck the footwall, his lower level was
flooded, and now the claim is aban-
doned. The indications seemed good,
but whisky shut of the assessment
work, and no dividends will ever be de-
clared.
'.H he'd = struck some other outfit
he might have PANIED all right, but we
got him stuck on . jim jam lead. and
now we're going to plant him in the
prospect shaft Of the Pauper's Dream.
Partners, ! don't know how you
feel about this business. but have
pretty near made up my mind that
there has got to be q reform in this
camp. or there won't be prospect holes
enough to 20 around.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-12-07

The channel tunnel between France
and England is no longer question Of
preliminary experiments. Tho borino
has already been Effected to the extent
OF one thousand eight hundred metres
from the French and ono thousand six
hundred metres from tho English side.
This,makes altogethe. rather more than
ono'tenth OF the entire distance to bo.
pierced. -.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-12-07
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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-12-07

Peoria, Illinois. pays the highest tax
on distilled liquors of any city of the
United States. 1t leads Chicago mil
lion. and Cincinnati by three million
dollarh
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1881-12-07
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The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1881-07-21
COnsICAsA,

Correspondence Of Tho Herald.
CoRsfoANA, July IA, 1881.
The thermometer at the United States
signal Office climbed TO 1866 this afternoon
This Is tho highest temperature recorded for
several years. lit wore not for the delight
full breeze we..hsye the weather would be in
toerable.
The corn crop in this vicinity ia entirely
destroyed. Cotton Ia suffering very mate,
rally for want of rain. No rain has fallen
for over elk weeks creeks are drying up, and
tanks throughout the county are very low,
The sanctlhcationists still continue to make
night hideous with their yells in the suburbs.
An old colored woman was arrested on the
streets ih, morning for creating disturb
snce. She is crazy OF the subject OF re-
ligion.
The real estate market is quiet at present.
All property is held at high figures, and oc-
cssionally place changes hands at fancy
figures.
The water supply question is exciting a
great deal of interest, water being one OF the
principal things necessary for the present
and future growth Of the town.
The time of the district court has been
occupied the past two days with the case Of
Eyler VS.. Eyler, for possession of lot on
Beaton street. 1t will be argued tomorrow
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1881-07-21
AIittIe EMMY Cradle.

The many friends of Mr.. Richard Flana-
gan will sorrow with him in the loss of his
little babe which died yesterday. 1t was
sweet child, the first born that had come to
gladden. the hearts of father and mother and
De as sunbeam of light and happiness IN
the household. The little flower whose fra
GRANGE was 80 refreshing to all, has beer
culled to bloom 10 heaven, and though the
bosoms of those who had watched it in 1T
budding sweetness and 30 tenderly cared fol
1t are hesving with the signs of grief and sore
anguish, there is joy in the mansions mo-
made with hands, aud lullsbies are chantec
by angel choirs. Az allwise and mercifu
Father knoweth that which Is best for Hi
lambs.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1881-07-21

Yesterday Mr.. John Kirksey, OF Hutchins,
brought TO this city his insane wife with n
view Of getting her into the luns'ic asylum
at Austin. Judge Burke toll him that
late he had made application for the ad'
mittance of several of these unfort unstes and
that tho superintendent Of that institution
had written him letter in each instance
saving that there was no room for
any more and tn It the building was crovded
with The insane. Tiers are sir nov IN the
county Jail here becsu Of the lack IT &C
commodAtion at The asylum. Mrs Krkssy
Il .ireulsIly tf1 cted. She IL D. rfectly
harmless and her mind was ruined BY
vre,ched health. Soc imsgines that
IL she can only get Q cert4in kind
Of medicine she will be
curel. She was rushing about the court
house yesterday with gla-s IN her hand i'm
ploring everyone che met 70
90 az get her some medicine. In her
desire 10 restore herself 70 health she takes
everything in the shsps OF drugs she can lay
hands on. and she hiss 10 be constantly
vstohsd FOR fesr she might Internationally
kin herself. Judge Burke showed Mr. Kirk
soy. Who is a poor msn, the scnOmmOds.
tons q, the ISL and told him that she could
have wtal meagre Accommodations there
vss there until room vas mzoe for her IN tbe
ssxlurn. Her husband chose 10 take bei
back home end do the best be could Ion
her.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1881-07-21

Superintendent X min, Of the poor farm
yesterday evening took down the following
convicts convicted within the past few days
In the justices courts
Mrs P,ner for swearing and Drunkenness
Nellie Richards. colored, for an old fine
imposed for drunkenness.
j Grifis, sliss Dugood, for drunkenness.
The last named prisoner was arrested yes
terday shout O'Clock a. m, and tried at
a. m. When Justice Price, before whom be
was tried. fined him be said that be would
60 1t once 10 the poor farm and begin BIS
agricultural training, and he was rather in'
clinsd 10 ssssult the superintendent because
be did not tsks him down at once. Orifns
IL an bsbitusl drunkzrd sod has figured en-.
,ensively IN the city and county courts, and
having spent 90 much Of his time on TIE
nor farm tba, be nov asserts that be IL The
best farmer 10 all this country.