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vEUk DE LION CUMMANDERY, No. g.
" Stated couciave upon SECOND Mondd1 night
oil each month meetings for drill upoL Friday
night OF each week. at Hall In Masonic Temple.
s. J. Todd, Rec &. Bolh, &c.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-07-12

DI,lTTt' DREAMS. Is useful tops. 5
DR. 4 - reeds, oily Ss5 Pianos 81 25
up kg~IIIus ca,alos Ne free. Address BhATYr
Washington. h. J.
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kG Mt wANvtD for the best and fast
~ est selling z ctorial Books and Bibles. PIine,
due d :'3 ger cent. Nal nal Publishi.g Com
pa ) St Louis, Mo.
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DEARL CHAPTER, No. A, r: A. M.-Stated
i t,onyocatioB upon first Monday night Of each
month al Hall in Masonic Temple
A. Grediu, Recorder W. A. Galbralth, II.
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ASTER's LODGE, No. 24-Stated commu-
Ul nlcatioh UPON third Mond, y night of each
month al Hall iD Masonic Temple.
+ K. McCroskey, Sec. II. W. Hail. WIN.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-25

At Jersey City on Monday noon
while number of women and children
were engaged 10 gathering wood from
the ruins Of an old building on the
corner Of frs. and Brunswick streets
which vss recently destroyed by fire,
the brick chimney of the building
tumbled in, carrying the roof in with
II, and burying two boys and one girl
beneath the debris. Catherine Crit
flo, aged IL, and Thomas Shannon,
aged Z, were instantly killed, and the
third, John Finn, aged IL, had both
his arms broken.
Seventy Of the eighty hands en-
ployed BY the silk firm Of Southwort
Brothers, at Paterson, struck on Wed.
nesday night. because the firm COM
PEELED them to work until 8 o'clock at
night with Is minutes for supper.
John York, aged 46 years, an en-
ploye Of the Pennsylyania Railroad
Company, was killed at Jersey City
on Sunday, while attempting to jump
upon moving train. He leaves a
wife and four children.
Rev. Timothy Thornley,, a highly
respected clergyman of Camden, died
on Sunday, in the 8lst year of his
age. 1
Five thousand people assembled at
the fu.f meeting of song and praise
held on the beach at Ocean Grove on
Sunday night.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-25

ELEGANT TOILET PREpARATtoNs.-
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London Hair Color Restorer." It seldom
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original youthful color and beauty. Fall
ing hair is checked by its use, and il pro-
duces a growth Of beautiful young hair,
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is the most Clearly and effective hair re-
storer now before the American people.
A. A. Gibson, Barrytown, Dulchess
county, N. Y, writes: DIR. Swayne 4 Som
Philadelphia: GENTs-I enclose post
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stopped nay hair from falling, and restored
it to its natural color. It has proven
satisfactory in every respect The "Lon-
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at all the leading druggists at rs cents a
bottle.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-25

PILES ITCHING PILEsl-The symp-
toms Of itching piles are moisture, like
perspiration, intense itching most at night,
seems as if pin worms were crawling in
or about the recinm TEs more you
scratch the worse they itch; very distress
sing. The private parts are often affected.
DIR. Swayne's Ointment is the most effec-
tive remedy extaut for this tormenting
complaint. Gives rest at night without
the desire 10 scratch. Also has no equal
in quickly eradicating tetter. itch, salt
rheum, erysipelas, BARRIERS itch. pimples,
all scaly, crusty, itchy skin eruptions.
Here is the proof: Certainly the best
remedy ever used in my practice" DIR.
Cotton, Woodstock, VT; troubled with
itching piles for over twenty years, it
cured me completely" L. S. Messer, En-
field, Me. Sent for fifty cents Tin three
cent stamps), three boxes SIPS. By DR..
Syawne & Son, Philadelphia, Pa. Sold
by all druggists.
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jenkins had just seated himself to
read his evening paper when a howl
came from the back yard. WI his
heir was playing with crowd Of
small boys. Clearly rang out the
voice of the junior Jenkins that if the
Jones boy wouldn't be horse be
"wouldn't play" Mr.. Jenkinf calm
" raised the window and announced !:
"Young man I don't want to hear any
more Of that Roscoe Conkling BUSH
ness here in Massachusetts,. You
will Re the horse yourself this time or
| shall withdraw your supper and
send you to bed. You hear my mes
sage !" The deadlock was broken.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-25

A boys dime novel was published
last year in New York, 10 which the
hero, instead Of running away to sea
and turning pirate, attended Sunday
school regularly, and became a clergy
man 10 the last chapter. 1t was ex-
pected that this Ingenious and praise
worthy idea would begin new
departure in boys own books, but up
to date only nine copies have been
disposed Of This goes to show that
piracy is an ineradicable constituent
Of boy nature, after all
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-25

HoNoRED AND BLEsT.-When a
board of eminent physicians and
chemists announce the discovery that
by combining some we'll known val:
liable remedies, the most wonderful
medicine was produced, which would
cure such wide range of diseases
that most all other remedies could be
dispensed with, many were skeptical;
but proof of its merits by actual trial
has dispelled all doubt, and to-day
the discovery of that great medicine,
Hop Bitters, are honored and blessed
by all as benefactors. democrat.
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it for this purpose. A physician says
rub the gums daily with lemon Juice
TO keep them in health. The hands
and nails are also kept clean, white,
soft and supple by che daily use of
lemon instead of soap 1t also pre-
vents chilblains. Lemon is used in
intermittent fevers mixed with strong
black tea, or coffee without sugar.
Neuralgia may be cured by rubbing
the part affected by lemon. 1t is
valuable, also, to cure warts, and TO
destroy dandruff on the head, by rub
bing the roots of the hair with it.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-25

For all people, 10 sickness or in
health, lemonade is safe drink. It
corrects billiousness. 1t is a specific
against worms aud skia complaints.
The pippins, crushed, may also be
mixed with water and sugar, and used
as drink. Lemon juice is the best
anti-scorbuotic remedy known It
not only cures the disease, but pre-
vents it. Sailors make daily use of
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-25

y d
I DINNER IN FBANcE.-Dinner 10
France is supposed to be the one
great event of the day So it is, but
not because tits feeding operation.
% the contrary, this French meal is
q domestic symposium, 10 which head
and heart takes precedent Of the stom-
achl The interest and value Of a
meal 10 France depends more on the
social than on the culinary element.
Old Izaak Walton's dictum that the
company makes the feast, and not the
food, is of special significance in
France. One rarely sees French
man dining alone, not that he
wants somebody to look at or to
drink with, but because he whistles
some Que to talk TO- Conversation,
accordingly, renders the French table
unique. l am inclined to think that
the modern French dinner-table is
the substitute for the old salon to which
The "feast of reason and the flow of
SOUL used 10 be wholly confined -
In any event, the chief attraction of
the French table nowadays is CONVEX
sation.-Atlantic.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-25

A day of thanksgiving when the
President RECEIVERS would be we'll
enough, but there would be a aaw in
the festivities unless Guiteau could
be engaged to dance on tight rope
about that time.
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Every man is fond of striking the
nail on the head, but when it hap
pens to be his finger nail, his enthu-
iasm becomes wild and incoherent.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-25

One reason why people do not visit
stores that do not advertise is because
they do not wish to disturb the boy
who is reading novel behind the
counter.
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SHAN'r / TAKE A BLUE PILL?-
No, don't take It and run the risk Of mer-
curial poisons, but when hiliousness and
constipated get package ofthe celebrated
Kidney Wort, and it will speedily cure
you. 1t is natures great remedy for con-
stipation, and for all kidney and liver
diseases. Il acts promptly on these great
organs and 80 restores health, strength
and vigor. Il is put up in LIQUID and dry
form. both acting with equal eficianoy.
Price @l.-Sse Adt.
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A man never knows what pluck -
until he comes to pop the question
to her father That 10, we've been
told SO.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-25

DR.. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer
is the marvel Of the age for all nerve
dire .ses. All fits stopped free. Send
to 93l Arch street Philadelphia, Pa.
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THE SONG OF THE BRAKEMAN.

Oh, listen to the brakeman, through all
the livelong day,
As the rattle Of the wheels bears the
whirling train away;
How cheerily he bangs the door when
anybody leaves,
How cheerfully into the ditch the lazy
tramp he heaves,
And when you reach the station, in at the
door he leans,
Long Sparp' is what he seems toscream,
but "Logansporf' he means.
The burning cinder in your eye awakes
yon from your nap.
And "Cedar Rapids must be right; you
hear him shout, "Ce-rapp'
His merry shout flows on and on, and near
the break Of day,
You slow into Batavia" and hear him
shrek "B'tay r
And when at noon he hollers k loo !"
you think it's some place new,
But when you reach the station, it's only
Kalamazoo.
Oh, yon bet your bottom dollar, in all the
broad, fair land,
No matter what the brakeman says, you
will not understand.
"Appler r he shrieks for Hannibal, and
when he hollers 'svillep
You have to guess if Hopkins or "Craw-
fords" or "Titus-ville."
"Tsbur ebay cab Pass goinneast hav'
twenf mint f'din p
How do you know from what he says, its
Pittsburg that you're in
Oh, the wasted English language, that he
Stays without sigh
Oh, the stations where you want TO stop,
but where you're carried by
"Dah r he calls at Oneida and when
they hear him shout,
The passengers for 'Buda," in haste 60
scrambling out,
And then to the conductor, in accents
plain and clear,
From his station at the steps he shouts
distinctly, "All right here p
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The man who eats oleomargarine gets
fat. There is no doubt about the fat part.
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#
Corns, Ingso1iag Nails, Cailblains, Ftosisd
Feet, Buniona, Cdlloas Essh,
and all diseases OF the Feet successfuiiy
treated. without pain or drawing blood and
without Inconvenience TO the patient, by
PROF. A.. CLARK Of South America
CHlkOPODIST. AL orders will be pIomp
tly attended at residence. Terms moders te
and within reach of all persons Have
removed my office froaA 1915 Chestnut St.,
philadelphia, to the Arcade Hotel, Mount
and Sundays.
Mount Holly References Joseph II. Coz.
puck. John w. Brown. Esq. n. J. B. Slack,
Phillip F.Slack. Esq. John B. Collins, Hen.
~ G. Sninn, Samuel P. Richmond, William
": Curtis, Risdon Hankinson, Edward
Wills, shinn Oliphant, Theodore N. Hates,
Charles B. Parsons, William Cronk and
others and nearly one hundred ladies
whose names can be shown at my ofiice,
Examination free. Office hours, to 10 A. NJ;
to and 8 to gP.M
Ny South American Corn Remedy can
had at Craig Mofetts Drug Store.
Mar.-20i-m.
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There is one good thing about boy
when circus is in town - you know
where to look for him.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-25

A cents worth Of harvest apples is
sure to return SIS worth of colo.
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Maud s. was named for Detroit girl
maybe that is why she is so fast.
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scrambling out,
And then to the conductor, in accents
plain and clear,
From his station at The steps he shouts
distinctly, "All right here n
----&-ss,----------
THE FLY.-BILL NYE GIVES THE
EXPERIENCE OF A BALD-HEADED
MAEMuch has been said of the
Ay ofsthe period but few write about
him who are bald-headed.
Hence we say word. 1t is Of no
use any more to deny the horrible
truth. Although as beautiful as
peri 10 other ways our tresses on top
kave succumbed to the inclemency of
the weather and our massive brow is
slowly creeping over to the back Of
our neck. Nature makes all things
even. fla man 10 possessed &C such
ravishing beauty and such winning
ways that bic poTsr might become
dangerous, she makes him bald.
headed. III
That Il our 6x
When We have our hat on and 20
chasing down the street with that
camel glide Of ours, every one asks
who that fine looking Apollo with
the deep and melancholy eye is, but
when we are at the Office with our
hat hung up on French walnut
sideboard, and the sun comes softly
10 through the rosewood shutters and
lights up the sbellao polish on our
intellectual dome. We are not 90 psst-
ty.
Then II Is that the fly, with gentle
tread and seductive song, comes and
prospects around our bump Of self
esteem and tickles us and makes us
mad. sltit@l
When We get where forbearAnce
ceases to be virtue, we haul Of apd
slap the place whore be was, while be
goes over TO the inkstand and smokers
at us. After he has waded around
in the oarmine ink awhile he goes
back to the bump Of spirituality and
makes some red marks over it. :
Having laid Of his clsim under
the new mining law, he proceeds to
sink Cd IL. q "a tSeka
IF We write anything bitter these
days, If we say aught Of our fellow
man that Is dissgreeable or unjust,
and for which we afterward. get
licked, it u because at times We get
exasperatsd and are not responsible.
IF the ay were large and weighed
200 pounds, and came in here and
told US that If we didn't take back
what we had said about him he would
khpek out the window with our re-
mains and let US fall hundred feet
into the busy street it wouIdn't worry
us SO, much, because then we could
strangfe him with one hand while we
wrote column editorial with the
other. We do that frequently But
little fragile insect, with no name
and no parents, and only four or five
million brothers and sisters, gains our
confidence, and then tickles our scalp
till we have to write with a sheet of
tar roofing over our head
Then he comes in and helps US
read our proof. We don't want him
to help, but he insists on making cor
rections and putting punctuations in
the wrong place, and putting full
stops where they knock the sense al
out of the paragraph
If the fly could be removed from
our pathway, we would march along
in our journey to the tomb 10 a way
that would be the envy and admira.
ton of the civilized world As it is,
we feel that we are not making a
very handsome record.
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America is the cradle of liberty, and 50
we rocket on the 4th.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1881-07-25

Mr.. Beecher says "stiDginess In the
public schools is damnatioa to the
country"
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A NEW KIND OF WATCH CASE

New because 1t Is only within the last
few years that it has been improved and
brought within the reach of every one |,
old in principal because the first inven.
ton was made and the first patent taken
out nearly twenty years ago. and cases
made atthat time and worn ever since,
are nearly as good as new. Read the fol-
lowing which is only one of many hun
dreds, your jewellers can tell of similar
ones:
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Wonder what on earth she married
him for
For bis money of course
Isn't he handsome?
He's as homely as a hedge hog
He looks like circus clown
No, he's like daDcing-mastcr
Good enough for her, anyway.
She was always stuck up thing.
She'll be worse than ever now.
She Tilted Sam Somebody, didn't
she? HI H
No he never asked her. 1f i
Hes left town, anyway.
There, the ceremony has begun.
Isn't he awkward 7
White as his collar
Why don't they hurry up?
Did she say she would "Obey 7"
What precious fool
There they are married I
Doesn't she look happy
Pity ifshe uouldn't 49,
WishI@sze 10 her place.
What handsome couple!
Sac was alwsys = sweet little thing.
How gracefully she walks
Dear me. what airs she puts on
Wouidn't be 10 her place for a
farm.
| III bet those jewels were hired.
We'll, she's OF her fathers hands
at last -
Doesn't she cling tightly to him,
though.
She hasa mortgage on him now.
Hope they'll b. happy
They say shes awful smart.
To smart for him by o jugful.
There they are getting 10 the car
riages
That magnificent dress will be
squashsd.
The way she does look at him !!
|, / bet she worships him
Worship Be. hanged |! she's only
making believe!
It's kind fo' Mica to get mrrried,
isn'tit? IN
No,it's dreadful bore.
Wasn't it stupid wedding.
What dowdy dresses
I'll never 80 70 another l.ua l Lsi,s
l. I'm just sutfocated!
T Tired tosdeath
Oh, dear
AN AMIABLE ALLIGATOR The
long warf at Mandarin, Florida,
stretches some 600 feet out into the
peaceful St. Johns and hither repair
the fishermen, after their nights toll
ia their row boats with their nets to
sell the quivering fish to the inhabi-
tants and ship the surplus by morn.
ing steamer to Jacksonville.
I strolled down the wharf inquest
Of a mess. and met tall bnoy fisher
man on whose face the habit Of fish
ing all night had left very plain i'm
preston. ta1yAi
Haven't got fish" said he. "No
luck at all last night I should have
had some luck, too, if it warn't for an
alligator. He got in my ret and it
took me nearly all night to get him
out, and there are two of the prettiest
schools Of bass Topping by that ever
saw. Instead of getting a good lot Of
um, as / ought ter have done, and
wonld hev done if it warn't for that
alligator, here ! am this morning with
nothing at all in the boat except that
thing"
"Have you got him in the boat"
L asked. @
Yes; don't yer wantto come down
and see him?"
I followed him down to the end of
the wharf, and preceding US went his
fisher companion, lad 81 about II.
The boat lay moored to the bulk
head, and up above on the wharf,
under a shed, sat half dozen negro
women with their babies, waiting for
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The next Steamboat.

The boy, with an animated grin,
ran down the fight of steps into the
boat, and, as we approached, pulled
out an alligator four or FIVE feet long,
by cord that was fastened about his
neck, and held it on his knees, bend.
ing its tail around from side to side.
The regro women at the first look
grabbed their babies and fled 10 all
directions, Notwithstanding the boys
good nature. "He won't hurt you.
He picked him up and put him down,
coiled bis tail, rubbed his sides, and
put bis big, ugly head upon the. boat
thwart for general exhibition, and
through it all the alligator was as
quiet as lamb.
Indeed, be seemed to like the
process he was undergoing. Perhaps
he liked the jolly disposition Of the
boy.
"Won't he bite him r" / asked
"No; alligators won't generally
bite, said my fisherman, "uuless you
tantalize um. That boy there" he
continued, sis JUS like baby, JUS as
quick IS his head is down In the night
he's asleep"
Now this seemed just unlike most
babies TO me- | said nothing, while
he went on
Last night, sir, after we ketched
that gator, we put him in the bottom
Of the boat forward, and that boy
there went and laid down right along
side of him; and sir, eff he and the
alligator didn't sleep together, rolled
in the same blanket the rest of the
night"
looked in the boys face fer some
trace Of kindship to the ugly surian,
or some sign of that which had won
it's mild behavior, but the kind eyes
and look of jolly good nature we're all
| could see Possibly, if oil the win
ter visitors to Florida were endowed
with good-humored rollicking natur-
es, the ugly brutes might yet be
transformed into affectionate domestic
pets, whichswe might lead about with
a pink ribbon or dandle 10 our arms
with interesting love- Cor. IN Forest
and Stream, fsSsza 1k
Poon AND PRouD. =. Young men
out Of business are sometimes ham,
pered with pride. Many young men
who 60 west take more pride than
money A young man that works
for his board, no matter what honest
work he does, has no reason for
shame. A young man who eats the
bread Of idlensss, no matter how
much money he has, Is disgraesd -
All young laeD starting out 10 life
ought to aim---frst Of oil to End
place where they can earn their bread
and butter, with hoe, axes spade,
wheelbarrow, currycomb--no mat
ter how. Independence first
The bread and butter question settled,
let the young man perform his duty
50 faithfully as 10 attract attention,
and let him constantly keep his eyes
open for chance to do better. About
half Of the poor proud young men, and
two-thirds Of tie poor men are always
out Of work. The young man who
puts away his pride, and carries an
upper lip as stiff as cast iron door
step scraper, need not starve and
stands good chance to become rich.
DINNER IN FBANoE.-Dinner 10
France is supposed to be the one
great event of the day. So it is, but
not because tits feeding operation.
% the contrary, this French meal is
domestic symposium, in which head
and heart takes precedent Of the stom-