The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1881-11-18

been discovered, which had never been
thought of before. II Is said TO work like q
charm This is what II Is Adr.rtise for a.
This peculiar plan was tried in walla Walla
the other day by worthy citizen OF that
city, who had hunted in vain two weeks fer
one Of those vanishing necessities, and it
was returned to him half an hour after the
Issuing Of the paper in which the ed. appear.
ed.
A grand ballwill be given by the Hooks"
on Thanksgiving night, Nov. oath, at tho
cid Masonic hall in Parrishs Brick. Tickets
will be sold at tho price Of sl.50, so that
all can go. The boys need tho money, and
~ they have proven themselves not only TO
be very useful institution as well aE oraa-
mental, IL il the duty of everybody TO 60,
or at least 10 purchase = ticket. Good
music viii be furnished and everything
done 30 make this one OF tho pleasantest
affairs Of the season.
Tuesday afternoon team belonging 10
Wiley Holman, of Benton County. mado n
desperate effort to unaway from the wagon,
TO which they were attached. Starting
near Monteith's mills they dashed down
Forty street TO Second. thence to Jackson,
coming back to the city by way of Third,
stopping A. usual ON such parades, near the
plaza ia front eg the Court House. A large
and appreeiative audieaee witnessed this
trial Of speed. and everybody retained to
their work, satisfied that they had received
their moneys worth.
Tho married women up on Dry Creek are
made of the genuine metal. Sam Smith and
Dora Hamilton were married there a short
time ago. aud all tho boys thought they
would give them chivaree. They gathered
aronad the house of the bride and had DO.
gan operations when noise which sank
theirs into atomic insignifcanse was heard
within. aud then all the married women for
ailcs around rushed cut with tin pans,
kettles, shot guns, etc. beating, rattling
and swapping causing general stampede
of the would be ohivareers. Ii 10 now learn.
ea that this was the Same noise heard near
''0ld Badly" that waa taken for an earth
quake.
Maid Of Yonkers, ere We bnss., tell mo,
will you make fuss I'm. Y. News. Man
of Gotham, ere You risk your life. tell me,
viii you inform your wife II Yonkers
tsazetta. Maid Of Hartford. ere pop. tell |
me viii you faint or flop IL Hartford Jour
nal Maid OF Webster. ere Ne wed, who
will split the kindlipgs in the shed IL Web.
ster Times. Maid OF Camden. ere we mate.
can't never stay out late !-fcaEaden PoAs.
Maid OF Newton. ere We hitch. tell me truiy. |
arc you rich !-[NewIon Republic. Iaid
Of Union adore-but tell inc truly do you
snore .-[Union Sentinel Maid OF jackson.
vile, If we vow, will you answer Eyes. just
now i-[Jaeksonville TimeA Maid Of Al
bany. stop and think. will you have me II
drink
The Holland Reading Club met with Miss
Maggie Foster lAst Monday evening aud
its organization. so that it ID new
. full fIsdged society. which is gsing to
meet : want long felt BY our young people
Of literary tarn of mind. very sensible
constitution was adopted, and tho following
officers elected for the ensuing moath L.
X. Skipworth, President Miss Maggie |
Foster. Secretary w. Bilyeu. Cfitie. The
club thea began the study aud reldisg Il
Scott's "I.ady Of the Lake" which they
propose 10 master, not only as u its rendi-
tion. bua as well the biography Of its author.
It's plot and geography. IL will meet once
week, the next meeting being next Monday
evening. with Miss Libbie Irvine. at the
residence of hor father, Rev. $. G. Irvine.