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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-09-18
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Keep good company or none.
Never be idle. If your hands connoi
be usefully employed, attend to the
cultivation Of your mind. Always
speak the truth. Make few promises.
Live up to your engagements. Keep
your own secrets il you have any.
When you apeak to a person look
him in the face. Good company and
good conversation are the very sinews
of virtue. Good charsc.er cannot be
essentially injured except by your acts.
If any one speaks evil Of you, let your
life be such that no one will believe
him. Drink no Intoxicating liqurors.
Ever live misfortune excepted with
in your income.
When you retire to bed, think over
what you have been doing during the
day. Make no haste to be rich il
you would prosper. Small and steady
gains give competency, with tranquil
ity of mind. Never play at any game
of chance. Earn money before you
spend it. De not marry until you
are able to support a wife. Never
speak evil Of any one. Be Just be
fore you are generous. Keep your4el
innocent if you would be happy
Save when you are young, that you
may spend when you are old. Never
run into debt unless you can see your
way out. Read over the above max
inns at least once week.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-09-18

sistency of conduct. The Bfitist
monarchy has been maataiped only
by the sacrifice of the monarch, and
tne sbsurdity of the statement aptly
represents that of the situation. The
facts, however, make the funkyism
more ludicrous. II princes and prin-
cesses and dukes and duchesses pos
sessed real power, if they could send
the citizen TO the Bastile or the gal
leys, or the Parliament about its bust
ness, there would be something
ineligible in the ducking and defer
ence. But they are lions shorn, they
are tigers with their teeth and claws
drawn. They are impotenf forms of
power only. What is called loyalty
Is no longer a noble and generous
sentiment; it is mainly what is called
by the English themselves hunkyism
and snobbery.
And what are professional beau
tles" In great many English and
American circles there is kind OF
amused smazement at American
society. But 40 newspaper anywhere
In this country could truly record that
AFFECT snobbishness of conduct which
the English journal impatiently stig-
matlzes as the inherent funkyism OF
English society. 1t is rot permitted
to such society to raise its eyebrows |
at Daisy Miller. Daisy Miller can
safely walk with a young man with |
out matron, but she is not "pro |
fessional beauty" She is not 8 !
woman who owes her distinction and |
success to the countenance of a !
prince. The society in which she
moves may be disturbing 10 the eye |
broWs OF those who crowd to buy a |
bonbon OF a professional beauty"
but it is society into which Sarah |
Bernhard can not enter. The snob |
papers could not have been written in |
this country, and part of our interest |
IN reading them lies in their revela-
ton of new social realm. Ameri- |
can society Is not Inherently fiunky-
ish. There is no class of persons
anywhere in the country whose social
position is such that their presence
at fair would draw the world. This
very summer there are rosy sWarms
of beautiful women by the sea and
among the bills, but among them all
there is not one professional beau.
ty. "-Editor's Easy Chair, in HGr-
psr's Magazine for September.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05
relief for Arti.arant,.n,.

10 Me Editor OF the Republican:
Three short articles in the first column
of the last issue of the Sunday Herald show
hat some one connected with that paper must be
suffering with severe, one might say chronic
attack of invidia. Having made diagnosis of
the case so far as that could be accomplished
through the articles referred to. would prescribe
remedy, which, though somewhat novel, may
prove efficacious. Let the patient procure
wooden headed idol" or bust of General Grant,
and repair with Ii to Kidwelrs Bottom, between
the hours of nine and ten o'clock a. m, and, hay
ing found an unexceptionable position In regard
to proper consistency of mud and efhuyium, soak
his feet being to have bis legs SO immersed
az to cover the boot tops. Having placed the
. idol or bust at a convenient distance, to
the right or left, for the operation, he
must then, without intermiSSiOn or rest, fling the
surrounding soil at the IDOL" until the hour OF
four O'Clock p. m. Provided however, that the
exercise shall be continued to later hour In case
the hustle attending the inaugurating ceremonies
has not subsidized at that hour. If the pstent SUI
wives the operation without hating himself to
death he must then be taken to and remain in q
quiet darkened room. on the walls of which are
hung numerous chr0mos OF Hancock and English,
until the last yestige of inauguratinS measures
aud decorations are wiped ont. On the fuifllnent
OF these conditions can safely guarantee COM
plcte and permanent cure No cure no pay, is my
motto. L. A. TRIOT, N. D.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05
He is not eXacting.
PERSONALITIES

| THE tallest man in the procession was
W. Elwood Rowan, of Philadelphia.
E. HIGGINS, editor of the Cohocton
Valley Times, of New York, is in the city.
Mr.. CHARLES STOKES WAYNE, of the
Philadelphia Ereping Bulletin, is in town with the
State Fencibles.
SENATOR G. w. McCRAcKEN, of the
Pennsylvania Legislature, is in town, the guest of
William Plat and wife.
LEcKY HARPER, editor of the Demo-
cratic Banner of Mount Vernon, Ohio is stopping at
Walter Smiths, on F street.
THE Pope has applied to the Russian
government for amnesty for the Catholic bishops
and priests exiled to Siberia.
NJ. E. STONE, ESQ.,, editor of the Chicago
Mems, is staying with h X. Johnson of THE Re
PUBLICAN, at 1882 Ninth street.
Mrs. JOHN T. LINDSEY and Mr.. l.. r.
sisson of South Bend, Ind, in the city, guests
of Mrs. Captain W. s. Saunders.
The Inauguration of Governor Jacob
B. Jackson took place at noon yesterday, at Wheel
ing W. Va, and was attended by appropriate cere-
monies.
Mr.. AND Mrs. W. II. GRANT, of Red
Bank, n. J.: Mr. and Mrs. Bujson, of Brooklyn;
Mrs A. S. whiteside, and Miss Libbie Grant ara in
the city.
IL the House Of Commons yesterday
Mr. Childers. War Secretary, announced that the
government had made Sir Evelyn Woods q major
general.
JAY GOULD and party arrived at Fort
Worth on Wednesday. Afler inspecting the Texas
and Pacific road they will go South to San Antonio
and other points.
JUDGE DoN A. PARDEE, Ed Barton, w.
simpson, A J. Collier, I. s. Johnson, J. A. Fsrden,
and Hon. George Drury, a delegation Of Joseph A.
Mower Post, No. 1, G. A. R., are in the city.
THE Seyenty-first New York Regiment
left New Orleans for home yesterday morning
They gave reception and promenade concert On
the steamer R. E. Lee, which was largely attended
by the elite of the city.
FREDERICK II. CHURCHILL, prominent
citizen of New Britain, Conn, shot himself dead
with pistol yesterday forenoon. The cause was
an alteration of the mind from too close applica-
ton to his electric line business.
PRESIDENT HAYES pardoned Prescott G.
Hillsbury, formerly cashier of the Lawrence Ma
tional Bank of Massachusetts, who, since his con-
yiction of embezzling the funds of that bank in
1879, has been serving Ave years sentence in the
Jail in Lawrence.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

man, B. F. Alexander, J. B. Lewis, F. Carson,
James Trimble, z. N. Buquo, A. B. Wilson, J. II.
Ager, Alex Reeder, 6. D. Sheriff. Z. Kennedy, T.
A. Sykes, and J. W. Boyd.
The Iowa Association had avery pleasant even
ing at their at SIS Thirteenth street north
west. Several speeches were made The Clorinda
Band, Of Ciorinda, Iowa, arrived last night and
called at the association rooms. They number
twenty-five pieces and are composed of some OF
the finest young men of the State. They will be
at the head of the Boys In Blue organizations in
the procession. Among the guests who called OF
the rooms last night were James T. Lane. I. ".
Burdick E. E. Galley, G. R. Willett, State Senator
James L. Brown, State Marshal Chapman, George
D. Perkins, J. S. Iiton. A. F. Sperry, and +. Il.
Hitchcock
Tho following gentlemen were registered at the
New York headquarters: W. G. Egerton, Charles
Harvey, A. L. Newkirk John Lenox, A. II. Walkey
A. Smith, Captain C. Sporr, A. McAliister, P. II.
Knckerbocker, NJ. Band, o. F. Middleton, E. S.
Quintard and A W. Geer,
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05
DIED..

BUREE.-Friday, March 4 1881, Q a. m, Mrs. LU-
CISDA, wife of J. ID. Burke in the 9th year of her
age
Internent and funeral at LewinSvllle, Va. Leave
residence. 6l9 L street northwest, Sunday 9D a. M
BURwELL.-On Tuesday, March 1, 1881, EMMETT
J. BURwELL, in the 3ith year of his age, formerly of
Richmond, Va.
Friends of the family invited 10 attend his f-
neral from his late residence, No hs7 Eighteenth
street. Sunday, March q, at o'clock D. thence
TO Wesley Church, on Connection; avenue, between
and NJ streets.
Richmond papers please copy.l
WALLACH.-Friday morning, at one o'clock
RICHARD WALLACH, aged ca years
Funeral on Monday afternoon, at . o'clock from his
late residence, 1911 street
STRATTON.-On March ., at Els O'Clock p. H.
MARION v g. STATION, beloved wife of :. E-Strat-
ton. aged % years.
Funeral services Will be held at the Church of the
Epiphany, street northwest. Saturday next, at ,
o'clock p. m. Relatives and friends invited to at
tend. -
REED-Wsdnesday,M March ,, 1881, at , p. m, MARY
LOUISE REED. widow of the late BushrOd Washing
ton Reed, in the 57th year of her age.
Funeral VIII take place from her late residence No
c NJ street northwest al p. H., Saturday, March D.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05
WHITE OR COLORED.
A Caacasians Cannot Enlist In q Negro
ReEiasent.

A Caucasian Cannot Enlist In Negro
ReEiafent.
Acknowledgement Devens sent the fol-
lowing to Secretary of War Ramsy, under date of
9th February: ~
Your lettero November 26. 1880, enclosing COPY
of letter from Lieutenant Colonel II. A. ~ Dudley
Ninth Cavalry. requests my opinion on the qusS-
ton as to whether white man can legally be EN-
listed in cOlored regiment The two sections of
the Revised Statutes which need be considered are
section 1l0i, The enlisted men of two regiments
OF cavalry shall be cOloTed men,, and section HOS.
The enlisted men OF two regiments Of in
fantry shall be cOlored men, These sections
seem to be explicit. The enactment that the en-
listed men OF the regimentin question shall be col
ored men, is necessarily prohibition against the
enlistment Of white men In those regiments. Il Is
suggested that this legislation Is unconstitutional
without deemng 1t necessary to discuss this point
! would, however say that il is q regulation made
by Congress for the organization OF The army uH-
der Its authority as 20 raising snd supporting
armies; and that until IL is pronounced uneon-
Stitutionsl by the only body which can determine
IL so to be- 10 Is the duty of the recruiting officers Of
the army 20 follow H."
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05
EY-PreSident HAYES.

The Inauguration of President Hayes
four years ago yesterday was the triumph
of popular institutions against the at
tempted purchase by Samuel J. Tilden of
electoral votes and the threatened vio-
lence of lawless and desperate faction.
From that day to this every denial of the
right of the President to his great office
has been an insult to the nation and
4 denial of the sovereignty of its peo-
pie.
President Hayes has not succeeded in
satisfying the party which elected him,
either in his early policy at the South or
in his treatment of the difficult problem
Of the civil service OF these matters
enough has been said. He has been honest
in the administration of the affairs of the
Government, has been trusted by the
business interests of the country, and
found faithful i'll preserving the financial
stability which had so strongly marked
the administration of General Grant,
and has. been kindly i'll his inter
course with the'people. His hospitality
will always be BONE in kindly remem-
brance. That he INDUCED in the eccen-
tricity of excluding wines and liquors
from his entertainments always seemed
TO us a matter over which he had exclu-
sive jurisdiction, and one to criticise which
rather impeached the good manners of
the guest who did it than the host who
had entertained him. Mrs Hayes has
been a kindly, gracious, and admirable
hostess. Her reign over the social realm
in the White House will compare well
with that of any of her predecessors.
We have not been able to agree with
the President in many things, but we
have none but respectful words, nor any
thoughts but those of good wishes for the
future of the citizen who has been deemed
worthy by the American people to be
their President for four years.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

A LAW and order administration party
in the South is what is needed. Let no
heed be given to the professions of the
old Democratic fox that he has lost bis
appetite for chickens or geese. The man
who is ready to fight for equal political
rights of citizens will find no chance
to do it within the Bourbon fold.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

BEFORE Inauguration the storm was
terrible and men stood ON slippery
pla, Is. At the proper time the sun
shone out and ali the clouds were dis
PEELED. Perhaps this was sign of what
shall follow. There is unsettled weather
concerning the Cabinet, and men stand
on slippery places. When the time
comes. for the final announcement the
political weather may be as fine as it was
YESTERDAY.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05
Get Help. Jen.

jeff Davis is becoming tired of his job
Of writing up history oft war. lie recently In
formed a friend that il was not near flashed yet by
any means. and that he dreaded the labor ahead
Of him. JEFF should call in some other old lady to
help him out with it.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

THE thing he dotes on is a consulship.
In this connection it may be mentioned
that his pronunciation of French is said
by natives to be remarkable.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

To THE Bourbon who seeks power,
plumber. and extended rule by prating of
his hbersliiy, we say: In vain the
fowler spreads his net in the sight of any
bird"
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

The venomous personal attack upon
President Hayes in the Washington Post
Of yesterday, because he accepted the
Office of President four years ago, to
which office the constitutional authorities
of the States and the Nation decided he
had been lawfully chosen, is disgrace to
journalism. We sincerely hope the edi-
tor was not responsible for it. Some
enemy of his must have done it. Mr.
Tildens own friends convicted him
in 1873 of employing agents to buy
electoral votes with money. Since that
unfragrant exposure even the Sage of
Cipher Alley has refrained from the
driveling cant about fraud. We do not
believe the organ of the Democratic party
at the National Capital has the sympathy
of any respectable portion of its own
readers in the discordant din it inflicted
upon them yesterday in the article re-
ferred to.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

In returning thanks Speaker Randall
forgot to say anything about the success
full investigations which were such a
beautiful feature ofthe last Congress.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

But in case no appointment is available
just now, perhaps President Garfield will
be 80 good as to make a note of his case
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

IT is the high privilege and sacred duty
Of those now living to educate their sue
cessors and fit them, by intelligence and
virtue, for the Inheritance which awaits
Them - (.u,ni1ld
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

Mr.. VESNoE closed up his special
gloomy prediction for Washington with
the hope Of better things. We got them.
Thanks awfIllv.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

The scene on Pennsylvania avenue as
the President-elect made his way to the
Capitol must lave reminded him of the
days when lie followed the towpath on
the banks 90 the raging canal.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

A NOTICEABLE feature of the inaugural
address is It's reverential tone, in which
respect il has not been equaled by any
like paper since the days of President
Lincoln.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

The shouts Of the people for their new
President Yesterday were hearty and
genuine. They look for much from him.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

FoR the next four years State will in
variably be spelled with small S and
Nation with great big \.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

A PLEASANT Journey home to each and
every stranger. Real sorry you found
such bad weather here. Come again and
stay LONGER!
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

THEY welcomed the coming, speeded
the parting guest.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

UNCLE >AH, don't you think your Cap
ital does you credit? Do speak to your
Congressman before leaving, and tell
them not TO fear spending some of yeur
money to make it ali it should be.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

Or a special agent.
Oh a store-keeper.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

ScRATcn an American and you will
find soldier underneath.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

How WELL the weather did behave
yesterday under the circumstances, after
all 49,
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

ITO THINE ownsef be true;
And it must follow as the night the day,
Thou can'st not then be false to any man"
-ShnErnelIre
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

In case he is not appointed collector he
would make a good appraiser.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

We cannot overestimate the fervent
love of liberty, the intelligent courage,
and the sum of common sense with
which our fathers made the great expert
mert of sclf-government-G Garfield.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

Mr.. MIcAwBER is in town.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

He believes he would like post-office.
THERE is no man in his community
more available for collector.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

THE whole Democratic party came near
being frightened away from the Capitol
by the cadets. These b!oodthirsty men
of war should be more careful how they
look at Democrats.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

HENcEFoRTH no March fourth for inau-
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

IT is said that no one of the Presidents
Cabinet is infirm.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

LET him make it himself and then hold
him Iesposible.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05
Or get him a pass home.

Or lend him $40.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

THE will of the Nation, speaking with
the voice Of battle and through the
amended Constitution, has fulfilled the
great promise Of 1916 by proclaiming
"iberty throughout the land to all the
inhabitants thereof"-Garfeld.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

WHEN tie resolution of thanks to
Speaker Randall was voted upon in the
House there WAS solitary no. But the
Speaker threw the mantle Of charity over
the situation by announcing that he left
the chair with malice toward nobody.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

WHEN they found, after short trial,
that the coHfcderacy of States was too
weak to meet the necessities of vigorous
and expanding Republic, they boldly set
it aside, and in its stead established Ma
tional Union. founded directly upon the
will of the people, endowed with full
power Of sch-preservation, and ample
authority for the accomplishment of It's
great ob;ect-Garfeld.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

The parade Of yesterday was the finest
military disrlay seen since the war. 1t
was surprise to most people, who did
not anticipate the extent to which mill
tary companies of the finest character
have organized. Bat it only proves what
all know-tllat an American has only to
don a uniform to be a thorough soldier.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

He is looking for something to turn up.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05


ACTING always within the authority and
limitations OF the Constitution, invading
neither the rights of the States nor the
reserved rights of the people, it ,ciH be the
purpose Of bag administration 10 maintain The
authority q The Nation and in all places
tritsiR Is iar;s'liciiOH; 10 enforce obedience to
GHthe la.rs ci the onion iR the interests Of the
people; ic d,aaad rigid economy IN all the
erpeaditrtS II he Government; and to re-
q,irs fbs t0,cst and faithful serrice Of all
eCecaiicc ogfcefS, remembering that the
offices We're created not for the benefit of
incumbents or their supporters, but for
the service Of the Government.-Ga Garfield.
TIE SUPREMACY of the Nation and its
laws should be no longer subject of de-
bate. Tiist discussion which for half a
century threatened the existence of the
Union WAS closc,l at last in the high court
of war by : decree from which there is
no appeal, that the Constitution and the lars
Md IL pursuance thereof are, and shall con-
time to b, tc supreme Iatg 81 the kind, bind
ing aiikt a9ef, tie SAFES and tie people.
This decree siaesasIisturb the auton-
omy Of tiie safes "a Interfere with any
of their necessary rights of local self
government but il does JIG and establish
The permanent supremacy Of he Ution.-
GARFIELD.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

WASHINGTON streets are quickly cleaned.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05

. GREAT success.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1881-03-05
SPLENDID

Population Of the National Capital, $4,000.