The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-12-23
Odd Items.
BRANDY, WINE AND BITrER..

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Wine and Wine Bitters have an extern
sive and reliable demand, Physicians
recommend them in preference to any
other goods of the kind. Speer's vine
yards at Passaic, New Jersey, are twelve
miles from Now York, and his wine was
awarded the highest premium at the Cen
tennial. For sale by G. A. Klein, drug
gist, Bloomsbury, Pa
a game of base ball is like buck
wheat cake--a great deal depends on the
| batter.
Philadelphia papers are crying for
| five cert fares on the street cars That is
| fare enough.
EVILS TO BE AVOIDED.
Over eating is in one sense as product
i've of evil as intemperance in drinking.
Avoid both, and keep the blood purified
with Burdock Blood Bitters and you
will be rewarded with robust health and
an inyigorated system. Price Sl.00, trial
size 10 cents
Deacon about to manage a Sunday
school picnic: "Yes, lemonade is some
times made of lemons, but we don't
know how it would do to use that kind
at sunday school,pic-nic. Its an eX-
pertinent.
The matchmaker can't afford to do
cash business because he make all his
profits on time.
WATCH CAREFULLY YOUR HEALTH.
Are your hands and feet cold ? Does
your pulse beat irregular! Does your
heart quickly palpitate at the least exer
ton, worriment or nervous excitement!
Does your face often flush from rush
Of blood to the head? Are you troubled
with dyspepsia, indigestion, or urinary
disorder! Beware! death may at any
time suddenly cnsue from apopexy. Do
not delay Your system needs some
true medicinal tonic. Nothing is so good
as Browns Iron Btters. This excellent
remedy will assist nature in quickly re-
gaining her lost hold on health and life.
1t strengthens every part of the system,
and restores the different organs of life
to their normal condition. In diseases
of an exhaustive nature, having tend
ency to weaken both mind and body, it
invariably acts like a charm.-JOuradl.
A Vermont man was recently shot by
a photographer. 1t is believed he re.
fused to look natural
There isn't a poorhouse in all Norway.
When people get SO poor that they have
to ask for charity, they are shipped to
America to become eminent citizens.
Gentlemen whose boards are not of
pleasing shade can remedy the defect by
the use of Buckingham's dye for the
whiskers.
1lorseshoes are now being made of
cork 1t will be lucky day for the hui
man race when the hind shoes of mule
are made of the same material.
Mrs. A. n. Frank, III West Tupper
street, Buffalo, n. Y, says she has used
Thomas Eclectric Oil for severe tooth
ache and neuralgia, and considers it the
best thing she knows of for relieving
pain.
The Parisians have eaten 25O Jack.
asses this year. If a Parisienne saws
you look good enough to eat, you will
know how to value the compliment
A New York landlord has reduced hi.
rents one-half One-half his houses have
fallen down, which is the reason.
VIRTUE AClNOWLEDGED.
Mrs. Ira Mulholland, Albany, \. Y,
writes: "For several years have suf-
fered from oft-recurring bilious head
aches, dyspepsia and complaints peculiar
to my sex. Since using your Burdock
Blood Bitters | am entirely relieved
Price Sl.OO, trial size 10 cents.
a dalryman furnished butter to a cir
Gus company recently, and wanted TO get
in ON the strength of it, The ticket
agent examined the butter and granted
the request.
a woman will coolly clean fish and
open oysters with her husbands razor;
but she will not for moment think of
trimming the lamp wick with her new
scissors.
Personal.
Dear Bro. Meek, Ed. The Central
Methodist, Cattlesburg, ky.
see in the last Central that you
want Il remedy for sick headache. If
you will use a remedy that you adver.
tise in your paper every week, / am sure
you will be greatly benefited thereby
and believe, cured. have been II suf
fercr from sick headache, can say al
most from infancy, and have tried every
remedy l could get, and never found
anything to do me any good until l used
Simmons Liver Regulator. feel for
any one that suffers with that terrible
disease, and hope you will give it a
trial G, ) Morris, Brownsville, VIVA
Il have good news for you, said old
Buyerton to a clerk in his office. "Your
uncle who died last week left his Ohio
farm to your cousin Ben, and you get
nothing. The clerk laughed a loud
laugh of joyous rcIiet, "By George" he
said, 'that takes load off me- Uncle
Ezra was so mad at me the week before
he died he swoIe he would leave me that
farm. 1t has two tax titles and three
mortgages on it, there is a flaw in the
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