The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-04-28
FAOETIE

Why is q miser like . mar with q
short ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS he Is always
forgetting.
Jacob, Is there much difference be-
tween a sea and . sswP'-'Yes. the
difference between sea and saw is in
tense"
The amount of pin-money required
by the married woman depends ON
whether she uses diamond pins or roll
ing pins s1IH4T
What Is It that can always get ",
quicker than a well-dressed MAJ can
who has fallen on a dirty paVementp-
His temper.
BE Precise. you say that u
girls hair Is as black as coal, il is just
MS well to specify that you do not mean
n red-hot coal.
Query for Meteorologists When q
storm has been brewing in the air. has
the downfall eyer been known 10 take
the shape Of beerp
For Members of Shakespeare Societies.
III all the worlds n stage, and men
and women merely players, where are
audience and orchestra TO come from?
Too Sweet-'Tis sweet as the gentle
murnurings of an Eolian harp 10 hear
n bride of n f~ortnight's standing talk of
tho cares and trials incident to tho
managing Of a family.
This Is the P~ickwickian form which a
Western editor adopts TO abuse u rival:
.4Our esteemed contemporary, tho
miserable, low-lived. scurrilous peri
odical published on Larimer Street"
When Ignorance is Bliss-'.Is il pos
siblc. miss. that you do not know the
names Of some of your best fricndsP"-
..PossibleP Why. Of course. IL is. do
not even know what my name may be
n year or so hence
The Sighin's.-ssWhat do you think
Of the signs OF the time grandmaP"--
.'Well my dear, when you sigh for your
cousin Fred, an he signs for you, l
think the slghin's Of the times is favoril-
BILE to a wedding"
Girls. Bewarel-The young men fall
on there knees before you; but remem-
Der It is but as the infantry. that they
may conquer and kill; or as the hunter,
who only on Bonded knees takes aim at
his victim.
A gentleman. after getting a soda
and-brandy, was retiring from n rail
way-station refreshment-b bar. .'Recol-
lect, sir" said the polite barmaid, .if
you lose your purse. you didn't pull IL
out here"
A nobleman who is In the habit of
speaking to soldiers In nm affable man.
ner was amused when O ~guardsman
said in q hearty and genial way, II like
you my lord. There's nothing of tho
gentleman about you"
Ready Excuse.-Magistrate: you
are charged with having emptied a
basin of water over tho plaintiff. ~
Irishwoman: Sure. yer honor, We must
forgive me. In the dark / took tho
gintleman for my husband"
One for the Counsel.-A distinguish
ed and long-winded lawyer lately do
Tended o criminal unsuccessfully, and
at the trial the Judge received the
following note: The prisoner humbly
prays that the time occupied by the
ipeech of the counsel for the defense
be counted in his sentence"
That Umbrella "A boy stood TN
umbrella in a church porch. To this
umbrella was attached q strong cord.
an end Of which the boy held In his
hand. Eleven different individuals
carried the umbrella to the length Of
the cord when the service was over.
Deeply Studious. "A young fellow.
who had been in Paris for q year study
ing medicine, was visited by his father.
Like a dutiful son. he paradcs his pater-
nal consclentiously through tho city.
and points out its architectural lions.
Finally they halt before q manipulated
building. What IL that lordly pilep"
asks tho old mani don't know"
replies the youth; ''but there Il o SER
geant do vile, They over, and
put the question.-''That, gentleman"
says the official, ais the Medical
SCHOOL,"