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Eyebrows.

'Itrm~-.wo eyebrows, indifferent, bad y
pat on,' concluded youn. lady. ,alh:n.
with true feminine charity Of II far sister
then going through the nazes OF /, !,,rcs
Oh the middle of the floor.
what do YOU mean said ;i,c rcppri,r.
"Why, they are Il misit.'
\ long look, a steady look, ana Il look al
together at the eyebrows in question did in.
deed indicate something wrong about them,
bu. what it was. was not so evident.
"Do .you really mean the. are false
II do"
"And that the resources ot civilization
have put within the reach Of lovely wonlct,
the means OF circumventin. natur. when
the good dame is rar>i,n oniou. in t. na.-
ter of ofeycbrow?"
"Nes, that's what mean"
"Isut how are they pu, ~ an; hos lrt
they kept on:"
"You never would understand if vou dix
not see how il was done: the plo:.>> j.
called re-entorciny the cvcbroN. fm
they 60, but, especial. i, blnAd,,, this Tea
ture Is defective, while cvcn brunrttc
would wish to have nors. eyebrow thu
they can grow naturally"
"Why:"
"Rccausc it sets off the cv,., a:nl t..Ac- OF
that appearance Of bollnc>s or buisinr>
which an unbrowcd eye always has.
you ever see a young lady Il, hcr ,oilc,
which Of course YOU ha. cnt, you viii no
ticc that the yer, last thin. 81. docs i t,
light match AMI burn it so as to have :,
,nucl, charcoal As possible. Th;- !i,ti
crayon is then wet with--with thu dew %
her rosebud lips, and drawn lightly AN
skilltullv across her brow> IN the true arcl
of juno The: black dsposi, is tlen ruhnr
in beneath the tiny hairs. having ",li, III
effect Of darkness, and the rc>ul, is cne.u.
to make the eyebrows stand o,,i to tn
proper relative place in the precision of II,
features.
II get that effect with charcoal: Jcnni
gets It with more hair. When they dol,
fit there is look ab ut them which, Is yer
unnatural and by whiy:h they cat, - h.'cc
ed ut once"
"But how are they put on"
"Itis very complicated Prs~cs> and Il
elaborate one. The eyebrows must i,c par
: ed down the center. and this false bit. viii,
= is just an edge m' hair CAREFUL! hau.i"lin,
alo,Nry 1hs. lv,tts,,,, >tiu.k ;O a.,1 ..u,.in
) lengtl,wavs with the cvc'~nw>. II is q
The Dillon tribune., 1881-07-09
York Cathedral IN Englan nd.

Il York Cathedral. or, As it is commonly
called. the Minister, is fine old stone cdi-
flee, the foundations of which were lard
about the year Son, Workncn, every day
in the year except Sunday, are constantly
repairing, taking out the lccavcd and wealth
beaten stones and replacing with new.
\ flight of stone steps leading to the top OF
the main tower is a perfect curiosity, the
once-thich steps being worn almost III two
by the fec, OF the countless thousands who
! make the ascent. From the summit mag.
'iticent view Of the country is obtained, OBJ
iiect> twelve miles distant being plainly
seen when the atmosphere is clear. The
roof OF the tower is covered Nth sheet lead
and is cinbelli>hed with the names OF THOSE
who have left their initials and autographs
cut witt. {, knife in the soft metal. There
are several windows in the cathedral; ;.l
stained glass Of the most beautiful color> =
and in twelve o' them depicted rs large rs
life, are portraits OF the apostles. Thes,
windows ars svven,. feet in height
and, seen from the inside present a ,cr,
brilliant appearance. During di>ine scr
vice the Minister is filled viii, !, very fash
ionahlc assemble ye---thc gent y and nobii
" Of thc city and country Hymns ans
! chants are sung by choir OF boys attire.
in white robes accompanies: i. . power
tul organ.
The Dillon tribune., 1881-07-09
A Bill Fer Advice.

The following story is related OF Il yer.
penurious ply sician, in a certain town in
the region Of "down East" shall for the
present be nameless. The story is entirel,
authentic, and is told in the dialect OF those
parts by a simple c-minded narrator:
II 'xpect you've hcarn tell Of DR.. A.
hain't your"
ma, never have"
"Well, then, I'll tell YOU You see, one
day met the doctor at Sinphin's store, a
buying some groceries. Ii was awful cold.
felt lite hoarse, and my tongue was
dreactuly furred up. So says to til, doc
tor, says l.
"'My head feels little achisl like: what
do you think had better do:'
why, friend S-,',ays the doctor
says he, the best thing YOU can do is to 60
straight home and soak your feet, and take
a sweat, cause If YOU don't, says he, 'Ake
as not you may have fever
"Savs |, doctor, wits jus: IL tlinkin'
that little sweat would 4, .a- good, and
"Well, did; went hom,. and took !.
bowltul OF tansy tea, bitter as gall, and il |
! didn't sweat like beaver, faint no matter
The next tno.niny my lie..d VA, IL clear
as 81 bell, and Was as good as ever w.s.
swell, Il day or two aitcrward ! met III,
doctor, and after Il little talk ina. say, til.
doctor says he:
'Neiyhbor j, l'v, got Il lit,le bill
ag'in you,
II looked at him c.,,, and says |. \ bill
docior::'
"'l-e>,' says lie, "a bill .or ad,cr 70,
know, at Si!nkins store tl,> other day
"What do you think nc had gon. ane
done' He'd act'ally charged M. tew dol
lars Tor telling me to go home and take ;
sweat, which was just going to do my
sell.
"Wcll DOCTOR says Uor didn't wan
to appear small you know, Its ali right
III b.ar it in mind
"Weil, few days a.t>r, til. doctor va
passing my door in his c,,ai>c. and some
how or mother one of the wheels got Il Ii,
tie loose; SO says l, Doctor rf v,u don
drive tina, Inch pin in n incl, or So TIL:
whcc! will come OIL
"Says he, That. YOU and i,c took >;v,
,.'i,! ,!:ir in the pin.
swell, l wen: i.,tn L, .,oa>>, anl $
made charge o! i: an | wncr hc can
along the next ti.n. pre>s..t.d him Wit,
the bill:
"lI>llo: says tn, do;:to:, say H.: vla
on air,n is tins tor: says ns.
"'Why its for alvice,' >a,,> l.
"Ady:c.'" says H.; whit alvi,t:
hain't had II me o your advice
"'Why, for driving in you: VII, 9! ri,
and I've only charged you two dol ,r> AN
twenty-five cents: and et | hAd,t give
You the advice, it might have cost "a
twenty times as nu:,.
"'Well,' says the doctor, the d!l:rtae
; between your bill aai mine i, jus, ;,,cn.,
: five cents
"sl'hats all yau o,e lna >a, |.
"Weil, I'll bear it in mind. say ne.
"'.And 'xpec' h. will; hcea> tigh, as
: candle mould, the doctor is, ana | ,uc>>
y is able to bear it in mind
:
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4 Shower Of Babies.

a few days since the Courier Journal
contained a special from lis Nashville cor
respondent to the effect that Il won,an re-
siding in Jackson county, in that State,
had given birth to seven children at one
time. The correspondent now tce.raphs
that after the first child was born the pains
of labor continued and an examination coa-
,inced the physician t',at there wer. tw~
instead of one, and tn, woman was soon
delivered Of a second c...l,.--ho:!. ,,ir,s.
The physician gave dir >ctioas rs 20 the
carc Of both mother and children. and pre-
pared to take his leave. B.tmc reaching
his horse at the gate II. was recalled, and
delivered the woman Of another girl baby.
Again the physician took his leave, and
again h: w.s recalled, bria.iny to light an
other girl baby. This was considered re
narkable. and the physician was greatly
~ puzzled over the matter. lie haw> yer,
congratulated the husband Oh his good for.
tune, ant! departed for hom,. lie had not
gone more than half i mile bci:Mc hc wa,
ovettaxcn by the excited husband Of th~
woman. who il hrcathl.s> haste, informed
him that there was still another child t, .r
horn. fastening buck, til. p'y>ic;i,n ar
rived in time to aid in deliv erin, the WON.
an Of her fifth child. The ply y>ician was
then prevailed Oh by the hush. md and faith.
or to stay during tho remainder Of the
night. lie was not slow to accept the in
>i,a'ion, and sat down m wait develop
,n.nts. In the course Of fifteen or twenty
minutes he was again called to the bedside
Of the woman, and very soon the sixth
child was breathing th.. breath OF life.
Morning dawncd, and the doctor took
leave. Having had no sleep during the
night, he threw himself across the bed on
his arrival home aad was soon sound
asleep About o'clock he was :rousee
Wv his wife who stated that Mr. B. was Il;
the gate and wanted to sce him immediate
l:.
"Wh..l'> the matter now:" asked til,
doctor.
"Niary appears to ~: going to ----, vo'
know replied Mr.. H.
What another onc:" exclaimed the doc
tor. cxeitctilv.
That's it," said NJ B.. 4 smile spread
ing his mouth from ca: to car.
The doctor mounted his horse. and wa
soon Il, the house al h, lie was too lat
however, TO bc Of an. scr, ice, as the ,cv
enth child. 4 girl. was born a few minute
previous to his arrival The doctor r.
,naincd about the premises during the re-,
ot the dav. bat his services were not agai
needed.
The sk..,l,nan Nlo ma,lr the atov
>t.tsi,.eut. and ii il almost in his eAa'
words. says he has seen the seven babis
s>v,ral times, and. while not large, wcigl
ing from four to five pounds each. they ~
pear to he healthy. we'll developed chiljre
The occurrence has created considerab
excitement in the ncighborhuod, and Il
lA'orle for miles around Aock to see Il
woman and her babies. The husband
The Dillon tribune., 1881-07-09
4 Funeral Sensation.

\ sensation was caused ut the i,,,,l Iai
services Of Robert J. Smith, a we'll known
and wealthy j"~tlcr ri this city. which
were held at Trinity church, south side.
The church WAS filled with fashionable
audience, comprising som. OF our best pco-
pic. Among the numerous carriages which
drove up to the house of the dead WAS one
containing his wife. Sh. had forfeited all
Claims to II, in. called his " il, u, reason oi
her untai,htt,!nts>. About six months ago
llc Was Iii, or>'cd ii ON her, n they had sep
arltcd several months before. Since that
time Mrs Smith, who is Il Woman OF vo
luptu,us form and kard some Failures, has
been osc o. the queens OF the demi monde
"i this city. S.c lives in All ar.slocra;ic
! house of prostitution or Caldwell street,
Accompanied hv arnther-lrail sister Lizzie
Smith took her seat n..r thv eoin OF her
for s,tr husband. She was dressed IN 1scr
| BLACK ;.n.! wore h.av. veil. DARN. the
li;ncr;l services size burst out ,'r, ing ooh,
! m, husband" " ,ln tn GER, ~ .,:,ies
| Closed the lid was removed from the glass
of the ca>kc', and the minister in. ;te., those
i,cs o.: the dead. l.i1zic. WHO, durin. all
this time, WAS >e1nin.!, more affected
..la any one in the church, moved frantic
ally toward the coffin. and was within !,
of the deceased threw his arms over the
glass prc,rl.,in. hsI from eohin. in, r,.
marking:
Go back. kccr away You cannc'
SIC him
The Re-. McCr~ady motioncd hcr te
leave:
Go away. Nou have no right to >et
him, and YOU shall not SEQ him"
The woman made desl"ra'r"iio', 10 g
to tn, coffin, >er.a.nng:
"Oh, NV Gna. | mus, STE my husband
Stand a>idc: will >cc him in spite OF YOU
vii. see him.
Mrs. Smith, the m 'thrr OF the deceased
ordered her to leave, and Miss SEit!.. l,c
daughter, shoutcd
stay away. You ruined my bro,hc:
and Won caannt look at him
While the widest co.llnotion pre-, aie
- in the church, the iii was fastened :" i,
place, and the frantic woman crowded am
I, -l,ovcd toward the pu! pit. Her car!iag
!ullowcu at III, end of the cur,cgc, and Il
the grave in the cemetery she made tn
most Touching appeals I" III '>c who >ulc,
intend i the rites to allow her just o.,
. .lancr at the face the man she had lear,
cd t" love, but to whom, it WAS claimed ,i.'
, also had been :l.c occasion OF 81 much DC
, ,ne~tic inteli.i,v.' tn: ,aldt>t chapter {
, the .no..rnf,,! narrative, rei...i,;> vet IN II
=. related. The impressive crrennM,ic, III,
!, been rendered at thu grave, the coffin IL.
;. icrn lowered into the earth, the ,n,,.i>:s
had said "!)ust to dust, and ashes to ashes
while >ls.dctull ot clod> had been dropEr
:. III, thu: i'll nt til. coffin, the friends in the
;, Carriages had deserted the place and Il
-, the grave ,ii*..rs had begun 70 I'LL in II
!. earth. ~,cn the rccrcant Wit: sn an
look I'd il. The tears streMnrd down G
t;.c rnusl, box, while shr pleaded mo
II e:.ri:c>ti. to those abou, her to >cc the de;
l. man The privilege Was once more i
h fused, and. AS the carriage which had ca
Il ricd her thcr. was being driven on, q: Il
4 cemetery, hrr cri:> v-rr :n'>t h.sr',c"i;''
Z. Pit t,!nug Dispatch.
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Qn Ehe Side.

"Wi,at are the worst results Of 4 civil
war; cried an orator. Widows shouted
Ionc> who had married one.
Tie new reporter to whom the city e.'i-
,m said: You 20 write up the new liberty
pole said he', he hanged II he'd do It.
4 naturalist has discovered that monkeys
may be taught to dance. This brings the
natural animal only one step nearer the So.
ciety man.
Nobody ever yet knew newspaper man
to get ready to 90 fishing until two weeks
after the last old sucker had pegged out for
deep water.
The Whitehall Times knew man who
went out with II set purpose Of drowning
himself, and, as It was raining, he carried
III umbrella to keep his clothes dry.
\ Cincinnati man has been arrested for
biting piece out Of his wife's arm. So a
man who loves his wife well enough, to eai
lser is to have no credit for it.
"'rhe strongest propensity Of wonan's
nature, "savs IA careful STUDENT Of the sex, is
to want to know what is going on, and the
next thing is to boss the job
/, is said that Conkliny wrote to his tail
or: IL want Il new suit of clothes. Haven't
and measure statue of Apollo Belvi''cre
and make Il suit Ivy that measurement.
\ South End girl thanked man wM
gave her seat in a street-car, and he mar
ricd her and proved to be worth $4xo,ooo
eve circulate this lie in the hope Of ind &c
ing the girls 10 be more co,,r,cou~.> -Bos
: ton Post.
"llcrc'> Il fly in my soup, wait>'." 'ies
sir, very sorry, sir, but you can throw
away the fly and cat the soup, can't you Z;
OF course can; YOU didn't expect me t
throw ava, the soup and cat the fly, il
.ou:"- Austin Siitings.
"llcnrv," said his wife with chilling SC
>ercty, II saw you coming out ola saIoo'
his afternoon" "Well, my darling," re
piled the hear:lcsS man, ", o. wou.dn' hav
your husband staying in q saloon all lay
would you:' =......
\ Philadelphia incident, as reported y.
the Chronicle. Herald: "'She was daisy,
hut she put her little French-heclcd sho
on a bannana p.cl, anl in a fash wa
transformed into lady slipper, and thel
arose blu>hing like pcony."
\ suspicious mother down South place
some nitro. lycerine in her daughters COZ
set OF the evening her fellow was coming
The girl loaned it to the cook, and they ha
/, s.rare the old man of the ceiling to q
enough to hold an inquest oyer.-Moder
.\ryo.
Genrvievc Ward is s'locnrd :.ev0nd Il;
expression because men and woman ar
compelled to sleep in the SAME sleeping Ca
1t is dreadful. We have often wolric
over the same thing, and been afraid to <
to sleep, lest some woman should chlort
form us and kiss US in our dreams. n
.aan is safe in IL mixed sleeping .car.-Bi
iington l!awhcyc.
The Dillon tribune., 1881-07-09

described as being Of small nature, in fact,
exceedingly thin, while the "it. is said to
be strong and healthy. The physician,
here are considerable excited over the az.
fair. and some are talking OF paw ing the
family visit. The most singular feature
OF the children is that all o, them have
blue eyes, and SO closely rcse ,ble each
other that it is hard to tell (which from
t'other.'
The Dillon tribune., 1881-07-09
YOU CAN BE CURED
wearing
PROF. GCILMETTE'S
FRENCH KIDNEY PAD,

WHICH CURES Ri ABSORPTION.
Ask y,,ur Druggist for PROF.. Guli.METrE'S
FRENCH KIDNEY PAD and take ether. II
hc has mt got it, send 500, and YOU will receive the
Fad ,'v return n,::i.
TESTIMONIALS FROM TlIEr'.Or.E.
JUDGE BUCHANAN. LAWYER, Toledo. Ohio,
says: 'Dnc nt Prof. C;,il,ne,tcS French Kidney
Nv had h>cn given up hy the best Doctors rs
;nm~Hh'r. bmrin. all thus time I suffered untold
agony and paid tut large s:it,,' "i MONEY.
GEORGE Ni:lri.R. j. T.. Toledo. o., writes
II >,tf. rcd fuf tltr. years with -. ircl and Kid
ncv Disease. and n.ten had to go a,.t clutches,
] was rn,irt', and permanently cured after wearing
Prot. Gunsttc ) French Liver Pad t",r weeks
SQUIRE \. {. SCOTT, Svvani,. o.. writes:
Il have been great sufferer for T., with
Rsight's Disease "f the ki,'n"rs. For weeks III Il
tim. was unable Ia get out ot bed took barrels of
wore two of Prof t.uilmrt,.s Fr>,ch Kidney Pads
and NOW l.nn" m cn'rcl, cured.
MRS. HELL EN JEROME. roie.lo. o.. saws:
"ifnr years we been confined. great part u.
the time to hcl. with 1.tncrrrl,nr. and female
wcaknc~>. w,rt one OF t;,i!,urttrS kdnr, Pads
, aud ,:rSl in one month";"
II. r. GREEN, Wholesale Grocer. FinllAv O
writes II sui, red for IS wears with lame hack and
in three week permanently cured Ivy wearing
, , one af Prot. Gun,cttc Kidney Pads
I u. j.. KEESl.lNC. ". y Drugys. !n-ansnor,
lud., " hen sending in an order tor Kidney Pad
| wits II wore one OF the first ones wc hi and
received benefit from it than from thing
ever used. III tact the Pads i've better general s.t
istaction than amy kidnc, remedy W. ever sold.
! RAY & SliOEN \kEH. Dru ..-,s. llar.h..'
Mo-. We are working upa lNc'> nndc IN v"a
Pads. and arc hearing Il @.aa ,.s,..tS ..., he,n
.
The Dillon tribune., 1881-07-09

trencly difficult to do this ,,roperly, taking
u great deal ot tim, and trouble. and then
when il i done the whole business may be
lwusted out Ivy sccident. ~, A girl has to
take Il whole lot 1f chances anvfo" il she
wants to look pretty
The Dillon tribune., 1881-07-09
\ Sc"-Famy:ci Contribution HoN.


The latest thing originated ',. churches
to call tbs wanleii,. >nn., ..unc :,o'n the
land ot dreams, a> the contribution hu> is
beiu. passed, Is AN clcctri, ;h,.ivhn,cut to
the bottom of the box I.,c sexton goes
around with the hu. il Il sinner is asleep.
" lookin. the other way, the huN is placed
against hi> h,ni or .iu, or bose, or bald
hcd.l, or anywhere where tl:e .'c>.! can bc
touched. You know what !. iin, ling sen
>:,,ion is given when you touch an electric
battery. We'll, this is The same, onl, more
50, and when man is once touched with
it he rem. nlbvrs where he is forever ;dt>r-
t,r. They tried il in 1 Boston church last
Sunday. and touched a slecpin. deacon ON
the nose. lie threw his head back, struck
Il woman in the i,c~ back ci li.a. VIII" was
standing mp to take off her cloak, in tho
stomach. "nu then the man struck the SEX.
! ton and the womln'> escort struck III: MA,
whose head hit his wife, and ,lcr. WAS
Terrible time. but after il was explained til,
....:" ~: !, II. IL dollar in Tie i,oN Peek
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Prof. GQi(mctte'S French Liver Pad

and al diseases ot The Liver Stom"rh ,nn Blood.
Prize 81. 50 hv mail Send Cot Prof Guil,ncttc '
rrcati>c IN thu Nj l'"'S ,n' i.v r. !rtr hr n,,
Address FRENCH PAD CO.; r",,ls'. ol".
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1881-01-08

SUGAR MAKING.-Work has been re-
sumed on the plantations where grind
ing had not been complete prior to the
recent spell of freezing weather, and the
cane is said to he generally in good con
dition and yielding fairly. How long it
will continue thus depends upon the
weather. Plantation roads are still in
horrible condition, making the work OF
hanling cane from the fields to the mill
exceedingly tedious, lahorious and ex-
pensive.
Mr.. Ben. Gibson made PAS hhds., aver
aging about 1850 pounds each.
The total crop Of Mr.. Myer Lemann's
Rodrigue plantation was 35l hhds., OF
about abs, $50 pounds. Mr.. Austin Dun
can, the colored manager of the place, is
justly proud of the splendid crop. He
finished grinding Christmas.
Mr. j. c.. Cofield will finish grinding
next week unless some unforeseen delay
occurs.
The CHIEF will be thankful to all
planters or managers who will furnish
us with report of their crops at the
close Of grinding.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1881-01-08

Dan Rice's Floating Opera House and
Museum will visit Donaltlsonville again
next Wednesday, the 18th inst. Those
who enjoyed the performance given on
the 18th ult., will have another opportu-
nifty to amuse themselves, and if the
weather is fair many will attend who
were prevented from doing so on the
former occasion. The engagement of
new performers for the troupe and addi-
tiomal attractions for the museum is an
nounced by Uncle Dan.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1881-01-08

A charming soiree or "young folks
merry-making" took place at the hospit-
able residence Of Mr.. and Mrs. Mavor,
last Saturday evening, which proved a
source Of much hearty enjoyment to the
numerous participants. The entertain
ments Of this character occasionally
given at the pleasant home of the Ma
vors are very popular with our young
ladies and gentlemen, and are looked
forward to with agreeable anticipations
which the events always more than real
ize. We are indebted to Miss Camilla
Mavor for an invitation to this soiree,
and reg ret that press Of work in the
CHIEF Office made it impossible for us to
attend. Miss MAYORS good wishes for
the new year are heartily reciprocated.
Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic restores the appe.
$ftA
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1881-01-08

The firemen's ball at Hook aud Ladder
Hall tonight promises to be brilliant
affair.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1881-01-08

An old colored woman residing in Port
Barrow was asked the other day if she
had been down the bayou, and replied
I was going, but the gwine was SO bad
I couldn't came"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1881-01-08
On Dit.

That this is the season when, on he.
ginning his letters, fellow blots ont the
date line and looks foolish.
That the chap who swore off New
Years day caved in Tuesday ahd smoked
seven consecutive cigars.
That half the boys who turned over q
new leaf last Saturday were astonished
to find the new page read the same a,
the old.
| That the charming Miss NJ wishes
somebody would invent continuance tt
keep overshoes on; and that last Mon
day night
Her dainty feet the cna,nored mud
Held in a fast embrace to tease her,
Enthralled her escort waiting stood,
| While Ferd. called out, oh julius
seize her."
That a certain ladys dog is sorry Iii.
mistress changed her place of residence
he doesn't get near as many chicken.
now as formerly; but,
That the neighbors' poultry passed !;
resolution of thankfllness that lie is n,
longer doaging around their premises.
That it could be plainly seen those
"supe" soldiers didn't belong t. Captain
Jones' command.
That On Dit has been enjoying Christ
mas, which is the reason the last two
columns have been so dull.
That the identity Of Jrmima u is
discovered Let her beware.
That Ably turned UP, Monday, cheer
full, but dead broke.
That the graceful way in which that
gallant young chap captured the boqnet
at Mrs. LIS concert was admired by all
who witnessed the acrobatic feat.
That one Of our young men will soon
open an establishment in co-partnership
with the widow.
That there was enough powder on the
stage at Phoenix Hall the other night to
start an arsenal.
That there's another chap with a
Christmas eye. Wants to blame it on Il
poor innocent ak, too.
That the fellows who personate fe-
males and write love letters to young
men are requested to get something new ;
that style of joke is as.old>as boarding
house butter.
That the boys are safe for another four
years. ...........
That tempus doesn't fuy;t worth cent
in DonaIdson> lille; some Of our girls have
been eighteen for the last seven years.
That the young lady who almost went
into b, s:erics at the Telnpleton perform
ance, has highly exaggerated sense Of
humor.
That exactly twenty yonng men III
this vicinity had sick headaches Sunday
morning.
That two ladies' were disappointcd
when that bad Man gobbled up the last
pancake.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1881-01-08
Notice

To the Patrons of Smoke Bend Bakery.
AsCE> SION. Jan. 8. 1881.
OWING to the terrible condition Of the
~ roads am at present unable to supply
nv Donallsonville patrons with bread hut
rs soon as the weather clears again and the
roads are passahle ] will renew my daily
visits TO their doors and furnish them with
the tirst-claSa bread of Smoke Bend Bakery.
Respectfully.
GUS. LEBLANC.