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The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-02-02
Coal.
Coal.
Goal IS I'm active demand

Goal IS I'm active demand quotations are
6rm. Wequote:
Brazil block, 15c per bu.; Highland coal, 14c
per sbn4: coke 15c per bu.: crushed coke. TIC per
bu; Pittsburg, S. so per ton; Raymond City, SIS 90
per ton: l., d. and S. coal, 13c per
bu-: anthracite. all sizes. O. 90 per
toas Connellsville coke. lie per b1.; tiedmont
and Blossburg. Sc so per ton; oven coke, 16c per
bu Indiana camel, Ice per bu.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-02-02
THE ONLY WAY FOR FARMERS

To Get Out CT Debt.
Loans 81 1000 upward. TWO to TWENTY
YEARS, per cent, principal payable In yearly
installments, or faster, if borrower pleases- We
ask no Life 1nsumnce-no Delay. Write direct
and save expense. Correspondents wanted IN
each Township. FRANCIS SMITH.
Late smith & Hannaman. Indianapolis
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-02-02

THREE MONTHS on TRIAL for ten cents
l. THE PEOPLES JOURNAL, Hagessown,
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-02-02
VERY IMPORTANT TO HORSEMEN.

4 Bottle OF English SPAWN Eminent will COM
l. pletely cure and remove all hard, callous
Jumps, Puffs and unsightly TumOrs from any
horse, such rs Bog or Blood SPAWN Ringbone,
curb splint. and every other deformity caused by
callous IL also cures all lameness from sweeney
save $50 by the use of one bottle of this valuable
liniment. Sold by all druggists, and At whole
sale by A. Kiefer indianapolis jau26ly
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-02-02
Received. Shipped

Below will be found the receipts and ship
menss at this point for the twensy-tour hours
ending at II O'Clock today:
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-02-02
THE MARKErs-wEEKLY REVIEW.
Flour, drain and Hay.

Flour-New process. 60 25@6 rs: fancy. s. 400
60: choice IS 0095 IS family, 81 5O@4 75 treble
extra g. 1894 40; double extra, So 1904 90; extra,
S. S5@3 So supeyne, So l0g3 IS: fine, e 5082 rs.
Buckwheat Flour-s5 75@6 rs per Dbl.
Wheat-We quote:
No. red. ] OF ......:-.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-02-02

Pa1egyrics on the dead. it is said. are cheap:
yet feel to-day. Mr.. Speaker, that would not
be doing Justice to the emotions of my heart did
refrain from open expression of the real feel
ings of respect and admiratiOB have ever enter
tafned for the lamented subject of the reSolu-
tiOns. Indeed. Mr.. Speaker, can truthfully say
death has done a sad and cruel work for the peO-
pie of this Commonwealth in depriving them OF
the yirtuous example. the wise counsel and genial
fellowship of the late Governor James ID. Will
liams say the people OF the Commonwealth,
Mr.. Speaker because the deceased was pre-emi-
neBtly one of the people. and TO be so cassed was
ling honesty and long life OF purity and integrity
had won for him the love and confidence not
only OF those whose pleasure ana pride II was 70
know him personally, but the confidence of all,
for all knew of hts rugged, answering. UMPIRE
tentious fidelity TO truth and virtue; and II he
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-02-02
New York Live Stock Marke

NEW YORK, Jan. 31.-Beeyes-Receipts, 400
head, making 1S, 260 head for the week against
IL $50 head last week The market was fairly
active at a triie advance frora Fridays current
prime, 1ls4@l1l4c; fat bulls, 4s5c, live weight
Exporters used COO head at l0149l11zc. No ship
ments to foreign ports to-day. For the week
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1881-02-02
HON. II. nERRYxAN.

/ will only add few words to what has been so
aptly said of the life and public services of james
ID. Williams. Starting In life without education,
but having for his friends "A strong and an
iron will, he battled successfully with life. by
economy and business tact farmer, he gained
property, hut never dishonesty. As public ser
want feeling his obligations TO God, to man. and
himself his execution of the business thrust upon
him showed that he was one of those who
would count life by heart-thrObs when
they beat for God. for man. for duty James ID.
Williams is dead. His bones moulder where
yours and mine must decay The soil of the val
died with no stain upon his character no blot
uROn his name We can carry in our minds some
reeollecJiOns of him whose voice no longer be
head. and, so far as we may, emulGse his virtues
remembering that in little while cur short lives
will be rounded with sleep.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13
Shade Trees in Pastures.

Whatever difference of opinion there
may be among farmers as to the propri-
ETY. of having trees in pasture-fields as a
resort for cattle in very warm weather,
no one can deny that the advantage they
are to animals in the midst of the heated
term, beyond the damage the trees may
do the land, is very considerable. But
it must be understood that some trees
do more damage to the ground than
others, and these are well-known to
most farmers, who will exercise their
own Judgment when selecting them.
The cherry is confessed one of these,
which, while it hurts the land scarcely
appreciably, is as fine q tree for shade
as any in the catalogue, and besides
affords preft in fruit. Where will be
found more beautiful shade-tree than
the Bleck-Eagle, Elton, or Downer's
late cherry? They are hardy and good
bearers. Then again there is the yellow
locust, which is one of our most beauti-
full trees, though not generally so dense
in its foliage as the cherry, which does
no perceptible injury to the land, and
the wood of which is valuable, like the
cherry, when there may be occasion to
remove them. These facts show that
there is no good reason why the cattle
should be deprived of this great protec-
ton against summer heat on the ground
of damage to the land, which is serious
" done by the oak, the walnut, the
beach, and some otheFs.-GeTm0nt0iGn
Telegraph.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13
Books by Mail.

1.-D0 LITTLE COOKS.
By Miss KIRKLAND Price 90
deshsfny teaches IN Rrs iuss how % foIeW psss
ealy is many recipeA "CSk Nicholas, NsU York
3.-DORA'S HOUSEKEEPM0.
BY Miss KIRKLAND: Price el;M
1T occupies hitherto untitled held n hteIstusa
With It. the Adraace, CAica0o.
8.-HABBERTON. TIE Jericho Read; .
St0ry OF Western Life.
By JoaN HAssEsrox. suthor Of "Helen's Babiea''
SHabbeIicn:s best BOOK "@N6riS American Rerixe
That wonderful clever story Of the West.
A-HOw SHE CANE INTO HER KING
A Romance Bono 4 no.. srpasea Price
Certainly remarkable romance. "-Boston Adler
s.t far sDove The ssersss 81 works Of its CLASS
sSI ,RSnSi great strength and tragic power 4
6.-TRUTHs FOE TO-DAY. First Series.
By Prof DAVID SWING. Y mo-. IS pages tinted
s.-TRUTHs FOR TO-DAY. Second So
By Prof; DAVID SWING. 12mo.. ~ pages. tinted
pePeE val o1s.,,. the latest ascourse. Of P,of
Swing, some of them preached at the Fourth Church
but most Of them spoken at the theater e the new
that these the iness Efforts be has ever made
7.IODD OR EVEN.
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OsgOod & Co. Price, q. 50.
Odd or Even Il not the novel Of day . sea-
son sensation; 1t Is capital novel forever Chi
oag0 Times.
0.-LOUISIANA.
By FRANCIS H. BURNETT limo Charles Serb
ner's Sons. Price. sl.S.
"A purely American novel. One lays It
down sratefu for ifs literary purity: proud Of its Lofty
volumes of II. "-Cnicdgo Times.
O.LCAPTAIN FRACASSE.
From the French Of THEoPHLE GAurIER. tome.
G. p. Putnams Sons. Paper, 6Oc. cloth. e1.S
'In this delightful work Gautier surpassed himself
and produced the model OF picturesque romanceA -
Henry james. Jr.
lO.-HER BRIGHT FUTURE
brilliant story of American life. drawn from fact
and fiction.
1.-THE interest well sustained and situations admira-
bly, portrayed. Chicago Times.
Any Of the above books sent by mail, prepaid. On
receipt Of the price named
A. n. KELLOGG Newspaper Co.,
40 jackson St., Chicago.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

An electric shock is the punishment
inflicted upon those who commit infrac-
ton of the rules in the Ohio State
Prison. It is not heavy enough to en-
danger life, yet it is pretty severe. Some
of the men rather like it, and frequently
break the rules to obtain a good shock.
It answers the purpose of drunken
spree.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

Honey Ginger-snaps-One pint OF
honey, three-fourths of a pound of but
ter and two tablespoonful of ginger;
boil together few minutes, and when
nearly cold put in -four until it is stiff;
roll out thinly and bake quickly.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

The bluebird was not originally blue. He
was golden and scarlet But he came in q
trfc too early one spring, putting too much
confidence in q weather prediction, and he
has never since been the bird that he was
Louisville ier-JourndL
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

"A New York reporter teaches an
evening school, delivers sermons, has
class in drawing and pays his board by
giving piano lessons.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13
louisville Home and Farm

louisville Home and Farm.1
Frank q. Herring, Esq, of the Champion
Safe Works, 251 and 252 Broadway, New York,
reports the use of St. Jacobs Oil for . stiff
ness and soreness of the shoulder, with most
pleasant and efficacious effects.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

Good Watches at Low Prices.
Write for illustrated catalogue to Stand
ard American Watch Co., Pittsburgh, Pa.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

Mrs. Milligan, of Kingston, Wis,
committed suicide because her husband
would not let her whip her child.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

in July the ironclad Lepanto win
be launched at Leghorn. Its total cost
will be IS, 00S. 600.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

The Khedive says he doesn't care how
much Turkey cuts up. All he wants 10 his
desserts.-Boston Transcript
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

"A brother and sister met in Con-
neaut, O., the other day for the first
time in fifty-one years.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

II you will stop all your e1travagant and
wrong notions in doctoring yourself and fam
alls, that do harm always, and use only ma
lures simple remedies for all your ailments
you will be wise, we'll and happy, and save
great expense. The greatest remedy for this,
the great, wise and good will tell you, is Hop
Bitters-rely on 1t. See another column
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

REDDING's RUSSIA SALvE is unrivalled for Ito
speedy healing qualities. Price 25c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13
[Freeport OILY Bulletin.

There Is now q substance which is both pro-
fessionally and popularity Endorsed and con-
corning which Mr.. j. B. Ferschweiller, Butte
vile, Oregon, writes: have often read of
the many cures effected by st. Jacobs Oil and
was persuaded to try the remedy myself I
was q sufferer from rheumatism and expert
enced great pains, my leg being 30 swollen
that I could not move it. Iprocured St
Jacobs Oil, used it freely and was cured
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

Long Range Guns
Cheaper than ever; write for illustrated cata-
logue, Ct Western GunW'ks, Pittsburgh, Pa.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

EVERY cloud has silver lining. The boy
who has the mumps can stay away from
school.-Ne,o Orleans Picayune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1881-05-13

q 10llNG MeN WANTED IIrMEDIATELY to
VUON0 Wl6U learn telegraphing and take charge
Of 06aee! whom qualified. Good situations guarAn-
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23
On FurlOugl!.

Colonel b was standing in the
square at Bethel the other day, when
he spied a farmer who, some weeks ago,
had sold him load Of very crooked
hay. The party in question is an ac-
tive professor Of religion, and a most
Jealous worker for his own pocket.
The mans profession and practice be-
ing in such marked contrast caused the
Colonel to eye him with dislike, When
he came up the Colonel charged him
with deception in the matter Of hay.
The skinfint denied the charge. The
Colonel drew himself up to his full
height, and disdainfully observed
II am a soldier, sir; not Il liar
so am l a soldier" whined the pro-
moter of crooked" hay.
"You !" CALCULATED the Colonel in a
tone of disgust. "What kind Of sol
dier are you ?"
"Pm a soldier of the Cross said
the skinfint, with detestable flourish
of the hand.
"That may be" said the Colonel
dryly," "but you've been on a fur
lough ever since | knew you. Dan
bury News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23
Verdict of the People.

You have as NICE on Establishment You have
the largest and incest Stock Oh is not that nice
overcoo' Look that beautiful Hats Who wond
ever expect such an mmons Stock in Apena my, large stock
Shirts for the Boys say Mr. Grecuar Won
nave the incest undorshrts for tho price bought Mr.
Epn DO You lno" that will any more Goods
o citizen that thought he could good enough Goods in Aep
can find things just New York Chicago
Detroit other large city, cheaper How can YOU
manage to sell goods for those prices living tell
" we make good living profit price, instead
OF buying from obh direct We get onr
Goods large quantities at first to our
customers here at less the mdman profit you
advantage in trading with
The above remarks made people carefully looked
through mammoth Stock in the Coo Block
where most everybody knows have to lately
Ia conclusion We wish that come and
oo through our Stock and learn prices you ready to bn or
not SO do not stay because may too t to mt n
to trouble for lotto is "Fr square dealing with every one and
20 trouble to show
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23
ASTHMA
COUGHS
COLDS

REFERENCES: Senator j. g. Blaine.
Washington, d. c., VIM. j. Kidder,
New York, Chaplain c. c. McCabe.
Chicago, ILL.,, Rev. A. S. Weed, Zion's
Herald, also publisher Boston Pilot,
Hev. DIR. Torsey, D. d., LII. D., Kent's
Rill, Me , j. E. Field, Alpena, Mich,
and thousands Of others "The most
famous of all the medicines in the
market is Adamson's Botanic Balsam."
Springfield Republican. "The
workings Of Adamson's Balsam are
daily astonishing tho most eminent
physicians" ."--Bosion Journal Sold
by oil respectable druggists and deal
ers. Price, 35 aud 75 cts. "New
trial size" 10 cts. r, w. KrSsNAN 81
20, Proprietors, Augusta, Me els.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

Hon. VIM. Taylor, Boston, is well
again. Completely cured of scrof-
ulous humor which poisoned his
blood, covering his face and head
with sores, by Cuticura Resolvent in
ternally and Cuticura and Cuticura
Soap externally.
Chas. Eayre Hinkle, Jersey City
Heights, n. j., reports that his son, n
lad OF twelve years, was completely
cured Of case Of Eczema By the
Cnticura Remedies. From hic head
TO his feet was one mass n scsbs. n
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23
A World of Good,

Ono of the most populay medicines
now before the American public is
Hop Bitters. You see it everywhere.
People take it with good effect. 1t
builds them up. 1t is not as pleas
ant to the taste as some other Bitters,
as it is not whisky drink. 1t is
more like the old fashioned bono set
tea that has done world of good.
II you don't feel just right try Hop
Bitters. News. Nov.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23
TIE GREAT
BURLINGTON ROUTE.

swNo other line runs Three Through Pas
senger Trains Daily between Chcngo, Dcs
Moines, Council Ulutfs, Omaha. Lincoln. st.
Joseph, Atchison, Topeka and Kansas city.
Direct connections for oil points IN Kansas,
Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming Montana. Ne
yada, New Mexico, Arizona, Idaho, Oregon and
California.
The Shortest, Speedlest and Most Comlorta-
bic Route via Hannibal to Fort Scott, Denison,
Dallas, Houston, Austin. San Antonio, Calves
Ton ana nll points in Texas.
The unequaled inducements offered 10y this
Line to Travellers and Tourists, are as follows:
Inc celebrated Pullman d6-wheeD Palace
Sleeping Cars, run only on this Line, G., IL. &
heclining Chairs. No extra charge for Seats
IN Reclining Chairs. The famous c. II. s O.
salace Dining Cars. Gorgeous Smoking Cars
n.ted with Elegant High-Backed Rattan Re-
Noiylng Chairs for the exclusive use of first
class passengers.
steel Track and Superior Equipment, conn
oined with their Great Through Car Arrange
menf makes this, above all others, the favorite
West.
Try il, and you will find travelling luxury
instead of discomfort.
Through Tickets via this Celebrated Limo
Tor sale at all Offices in the United States and
Canada.
All information about Rates of Fare, Sleep
ing Car Accommodations, Time Tables Sc.
VIII be chcerfully given by applying TO
JAMES II. WOOD,
General Passenger Agent. Chicago
It j. POTTER,
General Manager, Chicago.
5o2wlO
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

Miss Alta Pease, tho contralio en-
gagged for the Kellogg Concert Com
pany, is experiencing some difficulty in
getting away from Boston. The church
in which she has been singing refuses
to release her from her contract while,
on the other hand, Maj. Pond refuses
to allow her to cancel the contract with
him, and they both say with Gen.
Grant, Let us have Pease The
Score.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

In the forenoon Of life q man has an
idea that il would take a mighty big
church 10 hold biz friends, if they
should all be drawn to the same sane
tuary at the same time. But ere the
dentist has put in his second set of
teeth hehas about come to the conclu'
sion that one of the short pews near
the stove would not be crowded il they
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

When Minnie was two years old she
asked for some water one night. When
it was brought she said: "Papa, can't
you get me some fresh water, this tastes
a little whitheredW Her little sister
Belle has been accustomed TO light
in the room, and she walked in great
distress, crying, "NIe can't see, Aunt
Bessie my eyes are all blowed out"
-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

BILL said one apprentice 70 anoth-
er, my boss is a better man to work
for than yourn. My boss amt always
around his shop interfering with his
own business"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

What would you do if you were
and were you p tenderly inquired a
young swell of his lady friend as he
escorted her home from church,
"Well, said she, ''if l were you
would throw away that vile cigarette,
cut up my cane for frewood, wear my
watch-chain under my coat, and stay
at home nights and pray for brains
Hawkeye.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

Young man, beware Of stock and
grain speculations. If YOU want an
option" that is safe, get the option to
the hand of good sensible girl Of
manageable age, and put up LOT and
neat little cottage as n margin. 1t
will be the grandest speculation You
ever made, and it will bring you big
profits. You can stake your last dol
lar on that and be safe.-Burlington
Hawkcvc.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

a recently elected deputy, who has
not had much cause to be grateful tn
the press from the geographic point of
view, eXclaims, "Yes, the press, 1t is
responsible for great deal of evil, es-
pecIaIiy certain penny papers which
are spread abroad among the masses,
and fall into the hands of thousands of
people who do not know how to read
or writc.-From the French.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23
Softly her fingers wandered DER

Softly her fingers wandered ocr
Tho yielding planks of the IVORY floor
Doyoid Taylor.
She puts her foot on the pedal, too,
And keeps it down tho whole way through
Boston Score.
She opcs her jaws like a cavern wide,
And lets thcrcfrom the wild notes glide.
III, Railway Journal
And rolls her eyes up TO the ceiling,
And thus she plays and sinrg with feeling
Somcrvills journal.
Aud whom the notes do lcuve the ROOM
They make the other the boaidcre grCun
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

a Song in Gold" is the latest agony.
The fact that ii contains no false notes
will not be Il bar to its proving a STAY
ing success. All it needs is time
Hackensack Republican.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

The theatre manager who was wreck
Cd had lighthouses TO warn him.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

Simplicity is natures first step and
the last of art.-Zimmerman.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

Not to be trusted: The Rector. \
gentleman know slightly is coming
down from London, farmer Groggins.
Do YOU think YOU could board and
lodge him for a while?" Farmer
Groggins-"Oh, yes, sir" The rector
Il believe you will find him to be an
immensely studious and deeply, most
deeply, religious young man." Farm
er Groggins-"In which case, begging
your, parding, sur, | expeX my money
in advance. ."-Fun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

A PoddIer was Offering clock, finely
vanished and colored, with q looking
glas. in front, to a certain lady not re-
markablc for her personal beauty.
why, it is beautiful said the vender.
Beautiful, indeed look at it almost
trightens me-" said the lady. "Then
marm,' replied Johnathan, 81 guess
you d better take one that amt got no
looking glass. - Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

Alice Dunning Lingard is in Cali
tornia. The beautiful Alice has lingard
in foreign ports long enough.-Thc
Score.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

should all sit down together to warm
their feet. Winston Leader.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

That was sound advice the band
leader gave to the boy when he told
him to drum II little louder.-Somer-
vile journal. Didn't know as il was
necessary to tell boy to make more
noise
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

"Tou call that good song?' said
Harry "it seems to me that it's a reg
ular malaria Modern Argo.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

Musica! instruments which fit 10.
gether-"horn" and "(d)rum. ."-Cour-
icr.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23
WIT AND HUMOR.

There is yiolinist, Wilhelm,
Who's greatest by far, ~ thev tell mi,
His music does thrill
Like q big blue mass pill
10 b concludid IN thi NIX, issuj.! Springfield
Novs
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

\ colorcd mau who has been run
ming IN account with Macon mcr.
chant told him The other day that he
would not be able to pay him any.
thing this fall, but by the way of con.
ISOLATION, assured him that he didn't
intend to quit trading with him.
Macon Telegraph.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1881-11-23

Blind Tom plays 1000 pieces of
music by car.-Thc Score. Should
think his car would get tired.-St.
Louis Hornet. Surely YOU don't think
that Blind Tons car i. n wheel that if
should be tiral dn Yon.