Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-03-29
NUMBER II.

AV ~ XtAI(llAb A@s
A nourishipg agent for the weak, enact
ated and dropscal, Malt Bltters.
You know what folks sag when the post
master replies. 'Nothiug for YOU "Well,
Tennessee has named a post-oilcc after it
Dammit"
It's hard TO believe Miss Whittier was
cured of such terrible sores by Hoods Sar
saparilla, but reliable people prove it,
A North Carolina woman stabbed the
man who attempted 20 hug her. This
proves that all women are not enthusiastic
ally In favor of a free press.
HAVE wIsrAR's BALsW or WILD CnER-
RY always at hand. l. cures coughs, colds.
bronchitis, whooping cough. Group inhu-
enZa, consumption, aud all throat and
lung complaints. 30 cts. aud s bottle.
Soldiers must be fcarruIly dishonest
said Mrs. Partington. at seems 20 be an
occurrence every night for q sentinel 10 be
relieved Of his watch
STATISTICS SHOW THAT MORE PEOPLE DU
OF consumption than from any other cause.
Slight colds are the true seeds of con-
sumption. Beware OF the slightest cough.
ilamsoa's B0idRic BGlsGH stands without
a peer. Trial size, only 10 cts.
A Frenchman who attended fox-hunt
was asked where the meet came OF. H.
had been thrown Sd he replied that IL came
Off his hands and knees.
ADAMsoN's BOTANIC BALsiM HAS GAINED
a reputation which places it iu the front
ranks of curative agents. IL has been I'm
the market but about nine years. It Is now
recommended by the best physicians be-
cause It cures Coughs and Colds every
time. Price, 50 cts.
Abiding 10 Becchers estimate. ths. ore
female housefly will lay 10000 eggs IN
season, the Church Uuion thiaks lit IS
pity hy couldn't be grated Oh hen.
WHAT u ruE UsE OF buying worthless
medicines. and spending money on quacS
doctors whose only idea q gull thcpuolir
like sulphur Bitters; ] think 50. - they
cured me OF cltarrh after suffering three
years. T. Ciart, manchester.
II can't 20 70 Europe lady is reported
TO have said; Il am reading i)Hy-hye con-
tinued stories, and my limitedmeau would
not let me pay the postage
-Four or lyc years trouble with rash
aud rush OF blood 10 the head, followed
with an excessive nose bleeding ieft me 40
once when using y. Il. Y. G.. Words can
not express my gratitude.
James B. Brooks, Attorney,
Syracuse, y. Y.
Guaranteed by all dealers.
No matter how ill.tempercd or rcsentiUl
the ship may be on her voyage, said Old
Capt. CroSstrcc, "she always drops her
rancor when she come, into port
EMINENT PHYSICIAN, are prescribing
that tried and true remedy, Kidney Wort
for the worst cases ot bill9Usucss and
constipation, q well a. FOR kidney cont
plants. There Is scarcely pcrsoa % br
found that will not be greatly benefited by
4 thorough course OF kiduey-WoIt every
.
know why, try package Ot kidncy-WOrt
and you viii feel like q new creatuse.-IR-
diandpolis Sentinel.
4 st. Louis rich man drew MP Wi.
which was SO pathetically wOrded that D.
moved all his relatives 20 tears. IL LETT all
his property to an orphan asylnm--H2St,1
Post.
A Coon HOUSEWIFE The good house
wife, when she Is giving her house It's spring
renOyatine, should bear In mind that the
dear inmates OF her house are more
precious than many houses, and that their
systems need cleansing by purifying the
blood, and regulating the stomachand bow
els TO prevent the diseases arising from
spring malaria aud miasna, and she must
know that there Is nothing that Will DO 1t
so perfectly and surely as Hop Bitters, the
purest and best Of medicines.-C0Hcord, "
II. Patriot.
An editorial in the Sleepy Eye, Minueso-
Ia. Herald on .'Washburn's Triumph
opens: "A yellow dog, running on the
Republican ticket, could be elected 10
Congress from that district
| BE IENiPERATE.-N Hcn SICKNESS OF ut-
preston comes, do not buy "tonic bitters.'
| II Is better to die of disease than drunken
ness. Buy bottle OF "Fayoritc Remedy
and cleanse the system. The great multi
tude OF human ills have their foundation
In impure blood DR.. kennedy's "Fayoritc
| Remedy" attacks these at the fountains
head and makes the stream OF life pure.
Only one dollar per bottle. All druggists
sell it. DR.. David Kennedy, Proprietor,
Rondout, y. Y.
"What church is that:' asked a stranger
of n Philadelphia native as they rode in .
Chestnut street car past the United States
Mint. at is the Church of the Almighty
Dollar" solemnly remarked the native.
I'VE believe that nine-tenths OF all cases o.
w catarrh are constitutional We alsobe-
lieve that a reliable constitutional remedy
like Hoods Sarsaparilla, that strikes at the
| rvroot - N cuH q ura ~ n Ofthig