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Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

WHY are Addison's works like a
looking glass? Because in them we
see the spectator.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

A CHILD seeing bill on a telegraph
post: "Oh, mamma, look! A mes
sage has fallen down."
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

LAMP. SHADES of ground glass should
be washed with soda and water, which
will not dlscOlOr them.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

THE reason that they call them dog
days is because the dogs gets dazed in
the summer time.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24
A Great Enterprise.

The Hop Bitters Manufacturing
Company is one of Rochester's great
est business enterprises. Their Hop
Bitters have reached sale beyond all
precedent, having from their Intrinsic
value found their way into almost
every household In the land.-Grdphtc
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

MANY a man who doesn't smoke in
this world will have to in the next.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

TINE intelligently given to the bees
will pay as well as any other farm
work, and when too many are not
kept, most OF the work can be done
either before or after regular working
hours.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

1HE butcher complacently smacks
his chops as he meats the demands OF
his customers.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

CHAMBERS mainly affects the nose,
gradually extending TO the throat and
lungs, Pustules form in the lining
membrance of the septum in one or
both nostrils. These break and leave
ulcers, with uneven, lnflamed and
thickened edges. The ulcers in the
nose increase In number and gradual
ly destroy the membrane. There is a
discharge of variously cOlored, gluey
or sticky consistency, having tenden-
dy to dry and form crusts on the edge
of the nostrils. There is also hard,
nodular swelling of the gland, closely
adhering to the inside of one or both
sides of the lower jaw. According to
the progress Of the disease more or less
frequent cough exists. There are two
forms of the disease, acute and chrOn-
ic, either of which are highly conta-
giOus and absolutely incurable. 1t is
fraught with danger to handle such
horses, and the saliva or the dischage
from the nose of the horse, coming in
contact with the least sore or abrasion
on the hand, or picking ones nose or
eyes with the t1ngers after handling
the horse, is apt 10 cause fatal contain
inatlOn.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

THE higher the bridge to a mans
nose the more easily he goes to sleep
In church.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

RIFLE clubs-Gangs of pickpockets
A PRIcKLY pair-Needles and pins
A TAKING person-The policeman.
LAWN order-Keep off the grass.
A MISS is as good as a smile.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

WHY does dog go rou nd and round
after his tail? Because he cau't go
across lots.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

WHEN good earth is used for potting
plants seldom need any special man
ure. The best soil for plants is found
in old meadows, and the corner of
fences where The sod has grown long
Cime
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

THE sun is the oldest settler in the
west.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

FEEDING RooTs WITH FoDDER.-The
turnlp pulper is very cheaply made by
boring a hole endwise through the
centre of a hickory or maple log one
foot In diameter, fifteen inches long
and putting an iron shaft through this,
then turning the log in lathe and put
ting in rows of short steel teeth, allow
ing them to project about One-half
inch hang this in box with q solid
plank in front, just clearing the teeth.
This is run with pulley from horse
power. The turnips are pressed against
the front plank aud the teeth moving
with rapidity cut the turnips into a
fine pulp as last as they can be shovel
led into the hopper. Run the hay,
straw or corn stalks through straw
cutter, then mix two or three quar- Is
of pulped turnips with bushel of cut
fodder. Let this mixture lie in a mass
for two days, or perhaps three, when
it will be warm and in the first stage of
fermentation. In this state IL Is high
ly relished by cattle and is more easily
dIgesttd than before commencing fer
mentaTion, and both hay and roots
are more valuable than when ted sepa-
rate.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24
AGRICULTURE.

BROKEN WIND IN HoRsEs-The treat
ment of broken wind, can seldom be
more than palliative. Whatever In
creases the distension OF the stomach
and bowels. aggravates the complaint
by increasing the difficulty of expand
ing the lungs. Therefore, avoid stimu-
lants and promote regular excavations.
Abstain from over-distension OF the
lungs by too violent and too sudden ex-
ertions, particularly after eating. The
food should be regularly given in mod
crate quantities only; but most par
ticularly 1t should be of such nature
as will contain much nutriment in
small space. Hence corn Is more proper
than hay, and, above all, q manger
food composed of one part bran, one
part bruised corn, and two parts
bruised oats, agree particularly well,
if given somewhat moistened. On a
quantity OF this food no horse Will
need hay. When they can be got, give
also carrots, mangel wurtzesl, Swedish
turnips, parsnlps, or cooked potatoes,
which feeding will be found to COM
bine both medicine and nutriment, and
render little water necessary. Turn
ing horse 10 grass commonly aggra-
Yates broken wind; and neglect OF
moderate exercise also aggravates the
complaint. Water should be sparingly
given, particularly in the working
hours; at night moderate quantity
should be allowed, but on no account
let the broken-winded horse drink his
fill at a pond or trough. AS such q
horse generally is gross feeder, q
muzzle ought to be put on as soon as
the manger has been emptied, that he
may not devour his bedding.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1881-02-24

SEwING MACHINE NEEDLEs-six for Is cts;
~ ~ cents dozela post paid. Address
JAMES w. NELL, Florence, Mass.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30
WASHINGTON NOTES.

Mrs. Garfield, upcn the arrival at
Washington of the train bearing the remains
of her lamented husband, expressed strong
desire not to see the White House again, and
she did not visit it while in Washington, but
remained at the residence of Attorney General
NIacVeagh. Since she entered the White House
she has passed many days Of sorrow, anxiety
and sickness, and her objection to going there
again is quite natural. HEs EEhsai 8
A Washington dispatch says that Glli-
teau so breads the vengeance of the people
that he has become i'll, and the jail physician
has put him on sick diet. Every time he sees
guard he inquiries if there is any indication
of an attack on his cell. &Fs b.
The citizens of Alaska held an cleo
ton Sept. 5, and chose Col NJ. D. Ball delegate
to Congress.
The day succeeding the death of Pres
ident Garfield, the Equitable Life Assurance
Society of New York, forwarded to the appro-
pirate agent its check for the full amount Of the
Presidents policy in that company $4,000.
The President died poor man, and
left no will. His property consisted of the
Mentor farm, which is inoumbered by a mort
gage held by Dr. Robertson, his next-door
noighbor, and the benefactor OF his early
youth, and residence at Washington, which
is incumbered by a mortgage held by Gen.
SWAIN The Mentor farm is worth perhaps
$4,000 and the Washington residence about
$4,000, and the mortgages represent about
half their value.
Up to Sept. 81 the fund for the fami-
ly of the lsmented President Garfield had
reached S2SI514.
The new President is in no hurry to
reach the White House, and seems to be COM
fortably entertained under the roof Of Senator
Jones, OF Nevada. This arrangement is the
more agreeable to him because, unfortunately,
he is a widower. His wife, to whom he was
tenderly'attached and whose loss he mourned
longer than the conventional time, was a sister
of Lieut.. Herndon, of the navy, who acquired
fame as the explorer Of the Amazon, and
who met his death while in command of the
Central America, which was lost with all hands
on board. The President has two children, one
of them lad of II years, the other girl of
70. He has three sisters, one Of whom once
presided over his household after the death of
his wife and may be induced, it is said to as
sumo charge Of the White House. The Presi-
dents only brother is Major and paymaster
in the regular army. r.t r9es
AS good old Mrs. Garfield was pack
ing her little sachel at Mentor, previous to her
departure for Cleveland to attend her beloved.
sons funeral, one of the clasps refused to
yield, and she called out "James, / can't
unfasten my sachel." The words had hardly
escaped her lips when she recalled the terribl,
truth that James could never again on earth
afford her any assistance. Poor old lady! "a
DR.. Bliss asserts that the results of
the autopsy on the President were correctly
given, and that the wound was necessarily fatal
DIR. Lamb who held the knife, makes the same
declaration.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30
A Straight Temperance Drink.

He entered the drugstore and softly
inquired:
"Have you temperance drink"
"Two or three of 'em. Will you take
soda water or ginger ale p
"Well, our society does not regard
either of those as a strictly temperance
drink. Both are associated with strong
er liquors"
How would root beer answer 2"
suspicious, suspicious, was the
whispered reply.
All! I've got it now y
"AhP'
81 can give you straight temper
snce drink, as cool as ice, but it comes
high"
Chow much ?"
"Ten cents glass;"
every WE'LL" said the old man as he
put down his dime.
The druggist was absent only min
ute, and then returned, and placed a
glass of liquid before him. The old man
drank half of it, smacked his lips, and
asked:
"May I ask what you call it?"
Certainly; it is called water. L just
drew it from the hydrant."
The excursionist set the glass down
much harder than he needed to, but
toned his coat, and, with, q glance meant
to reduce the druggists weight to 100
pounds in five seconds, marched out as
stiff as bean pole, and crossed the
street after lemonade favored with
peppermint essence.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30
The Complexion of Criminals.

In speaking of prisoner who had just
been sent to the back cells of the But er
Police Station in Brooklyn, Sergeant
Dyer said: 81 don't like his color. In
fact it betrays him." When asked to
explain, he said: "We can always tell
a newly discharged convict who has
served a long term in prison by his color,
which comes over his face because he is
denied the sunlight. Many man has
been picked up by that fact, and detoc-
tiyes bear it constantly in mind. The
face gets a pallid look with yellowish
cast. All the noted thieves who have
served for long time in prison get this
hue. Some of them are sharp enough
to try to overcome it by cosmetics, and
they are as particular about fixing up
their complexion, under the circum-
stances, as woman going to a ball, for
they know that the detectives will spot
them if they once catch glimpse of
their color"
"Do not other men than criminals
have the same complexion?"
eyes, night editors. That's where
We get mixed sometimes. "-Nes0 York
Sun,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30
The Last Sad Rites-An Imposing
Pageant.

The Last Sad Rites-An Imposing
Pageant.
The funeral obsequies of the lamented James
Abram Garfield occurred at Cleveland, Ohio,
on Monday, Sept. 26. The ceremonies began
at the pavilion, in Monumental Square, at 1890
o'clock. The immediate members Of the fami-
ly and near relatives and friends took seats
about the casket, and at each corner was sta
toned member of the Cleveland Grays, each
of whom stood like statue during the entire
programme. The members of the committee
about the pavilion we're almost cloaked In
Grape, their drapings being very heavy.
The audience assembled to hear the last SER
vices of religion included Grandma Garfield,
Mrs. Garfield, Miss Mollie, James, Harry,
Abram and Irving Garfield. Following them
were Mr.. and Mrs Rudolph, Colonel, Mrs. and
Miss Rockwell Gen. Swain, DR.. and Mrs.
Boynton, Captain and Mrs. Henry, MIR. and
Mrs. Sheldon. Private Secretary Brown, and
MIR. Warren Young, and all members of the
Cabinet and their wives, as well as general
officers of The army and navy, foreign Ambas-
sailors. Governors of fourteen states, with sta1fs
and prominent citizens representing the large
cities of the United States. Beside these there
were an immense army, composed of the reeu-
lar army, the citizen soldiery from various
States, and a countless throng of secret and be-
neyolent organizations.
The service commenced with singing the
hymn, "Thou Art Gone to the Grave" (by
Heber), followed by three portions of Holy
Scripture read by the Rt. Rev. DR.. Bedell,
Bishop of Ohio. Rev. Ross G. Houghton, pas
tor of the First Methodist Episcopal Church,
Cleveland, then offered prayer, after which the
Rev. Isaac Errett, of the Church Of
the Disciples, Cincinnati, delivered an eloquent
address. DIR. Errett was listened to with a
close and earnest attention. He spoke for for
" minutes, and when he closed a hush for a
moment hung over the vast audience.
The Rev. Jabez Hale thea read Garheld's IA
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30

the various stions, and in most places the civic
and militarvodies contributed floral tributes.
Fifty thougd persons stood with uncovered
heads as tbtrain entered the depot at Balti-
more. u, tmeral party reached Harrisburg
at 9:r8 ald to Congressional committee at
9:32, neither ain stopping, although an inn
mense asseDlage was ranged along the
tracks. A national salute was fired
and all o church bells tolled. The
train proceed on It's journey as far as AL
toona, Pa, ithout interruption. A little bey-
ond that pot freight-train was wrecked and
was lying aoss the track. 1t required several
hours TO reDye the wreck, and the funeral
party suited q painful delay in consequences
pf this 1lsIar
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30
,rrw Ala shonld alwnrs he ns

A NEW file should always be used
with light pressure until the very thin
sharp edges are worn of, after which a
heavier pressure may be used with much
less danger of the teeth crumbling at
the top or breaking of, at the base.
Every file1 should keep partially-worn
file to be used first on chilled surfaces or
gritty skin Of castings, or on weld
where borax or similar fuxes have been
employed, or on the glazed surface OF
saws after cumming.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30
FOREIGN NEWS.

The Methodist Ecumenical Council
closed its session at London with the adoption
of III address to all the Methodists, which was
rf I'D by Bishop Peck and signed by the repre-
sentatives of every Wesleyan body, recon-
mending the views favored at the various sit
tings calling upon all to cooperate in the
work of Christ to maintain the traditional
Methodist means for promotion of earnestness,
and declaring that a cali should go forth for q
great spiritual awakening. The meeting of the
next Council in America in 1887 was authorized.
A dispatch from the City of Mexico
says "there is profound sorrow among all
classes at the death of President Garfield
Flags were at half-mast ON public buildings
Congress adjourned out of respect to the glief
Of the sister republic"
The death of President Garfield wss
the occasion of The most remarkable demon
STATIONS Of sympathy ever witnessed in Ell-
rope. In England tho Queen orderedth court
to go into mourning for a week, thing I'M
precedented, and bells were tolled in all tho
cities and towns throughout the island
banks and exchanges were closed, and
buildings draped in mourning In Germany,
France, Russia, Austria, Italy, Spain and Bel
GUM, the newspapers published long obituaries
and sympathetic articles on the death of the
President, and nearly all civilized rulers i'll the
world sent warm messages of coincidence to the
bereaved widow.
ELLIS LEVER, of Manchester, En-
land, has suggested to the American Consul, of
that city, the establishment of an international
college, to be called ''The Garfield University
as memorial to the late President Garfield,
aud offers to contribute G1 900 toward its cree
ton,
Stanley, the African explorer, was
alive and well on the 4th of July last. N
1t is believed that the downfall of the
present French Ministry is near at hand,
( Three Russian Bishops have Just been
released from jail, by order of the Gar after
confinement of twenty-four years. \ b A
The young Queen Of Spain is said to
be in an 'interesting condition.
B "A London society journal announces
that Queen Victoria desires to originate sub.
scrption to place statue of the murdered
President in the Capitol at Washington An
artist has been commissioned to complete a
bust. .s.-sssas,saasas, t~-v,sssas
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30

THE manner in which Connecticut
courts and iuries are run has provoked
criticism from every State in the Union.
A man who commits murder In that
State has got to own it and prove it be-
fore jury will believe it,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30

TN. State of Nevada has for the past
sixteen years been collecting a cabinet
of minerals, and now has magnificent
collection, over 1900 specimens in oil.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30

Intelligence has been received in In
dia of disastrous defeat inflicted by the troops
of the Ameer upon the forces of sAyoob Khan,
in Afghanistan. N# &E s#
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30
rnE OLD STORY.


When was a maid,
Nor OF lovers afraid,
Ny mother cried: Girl, never listen to men,"
Her lectures were long,
But thought her quite wrong
And cried: Mother, whom should listen t.
then?'
H.
Now, teaching, in turn, A
What Ineyer could learn,
md, like nay mother my lessons all vaini
Men ever deceive,
Silly mailens believe,
And still It's the old story over again. fS
$l
So humby they WOO,
What can poor maidens do
But keep them alive when they swear they must
die7
-.#.s. OH who forbeaT,
AS they weep in despair, r.s
Their crocodile tssrs in compassion TO dry9
".
Yet, welded at last
When the honeymOOn's past,
The lovers forsake us, the husbands remain; s~ r
Our vauity's checked --r-
And we meier expect
They win Sell rs the old story over again i'- +-ef
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30
Garfield National Monument.

CLEVELAND, Ohio, Sept ~,
The Garfield Monument Committee, of Cleve-
land, have issued the following
TO The People of the United States:
The movement to secure funds for the erec-
ton of monument over the grave of James
A. Garfield is being responded to from all Sec
tons of the country, East. West, North and
South In order to make it popular and sue
cessful it is desirable and will be necessary
for the citizens of the different States
to organize The committee hereby requests
all national banks, private bankers, savings
banks, newspapers and Postmasters tocal at.
tention to the movement, by posting notices
and otherwise, and to receive contributions,
and to remit the same to the Second National
Bank, of Cleveland, Ohio. which has been
designated as treasurer of the fund; also
to send the names and postofice adj
dress of contributors. These names
will all be recorded in the books, that they may
be preserved in the monument. All contrIbu-
tons will be receipted for by the Second ,Na-,
tional Bank * J.H. WADE. $50
10 III. B. PAYNE, III
So JOSEPH PERKINS,
st Committee.
J.sH. RHODES, Secretary, 295 Superior street,
Cleveland, Ohio. az Tes~ a as SIS =
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30

MANY Of the great English towns have
taken advantage of the cheapness of
money to fund their debts on better
terms-some as low as 81 per cent.
against previous 5 per cent.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30

THE spot where Stonewall jackson
fell is marked by a rough block of white
aint quarried in the Wilderness. It
stands 8 feet s inches high and is feet
10 inches in breadth. Its surface shows
dents and scars, where the pilgrims have
scaled bits of it as relics and all around
are smaller pieces of hard rock that
have been used as hammers with which
to crack it. go
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30
MISCELLANEOUS GLEANrNGs.

-Four comets are now visible, the last
one being observed at Rochester at the very
moment President Garfield breathed his last.
After the autopsy at Long Branch,
the fatal bullet was retained by DIR. Bliss, who
has since placed it in the keeping of Private
Secretary Brown.
An exhaustive review of the Presi-
dents case, dictated by DR.. Frank Hamilton,
appears in the Medical Gazette. He saws the
lungs contained not even the most minute alb
scesses and there was no cicatrix or wound of
the liver. $ks#
The whaler Legal Tender has arrived
at San Francisco from the Arctic seas. She
reports having spoken with the Corwin, and
brings the intelligence that the Corwin landed
on Herald island and explored, and landed on
Wrangle Land and formally took possession of
1t in the name of the United States. The Cor
win has so far not discovered any traces of the
Jeanette, but additional relics of the missing
whalers were obtained from the Indians at
East cape.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30

The wreath was placed upon the casket by
MIR. HIT, Assistant Secretary Of State. It was
prepared by Geographic direction of the Queen
at the British Legation. II
One OF the most beautiful of the decorations
was piece prepared at the White House con-
seryatory, representing The Gates Aiar." 1t
stood on the floor near the head of the coffin.
Friday witnessed a renewal of the scenes of
Thursday, though the crowd was somewhat
diminished. Theirs was o constant stream of
people pouring into the Capitol from early in
the morning until noon, when preparations
were begun for the funeral services.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30

Queen Victoria to the memory of the late
President Garfield, an expression Of her
sorrow and sympathy with Mrs. Garfield and
the American nation.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1881-09-30

In the special election held in The
Second Gewiston) Congressional district Of
Maine to fill the vacancy caused by the cleo
ton of Mr.. Frye to the United. States Senate,
ex-Gov. Dingley was elected by large major
ity.
The Republican Convention of Wis
consin met at Madison and nominated Gen J.
NJ. Rusk for Governor, s. s. Fifeld for Lieu
tenant Governor, J. Timme for Secretary Of
State and E. @. MoFetridge for Treasurer.
In the Massachusetts Republican Con-
vention, all the present State officials were NOM
mated for reelection.
n 1t is reported from Washington that
there is hardly doubt that Secretary Hunt, of
the navy, will be superseded by some gentle
man more liked by President Arthur. 1t is
stated that Secretary Hunt treated Gen.
Arthur with rather marked discourtesy. on one
occasion, and that he has done nothing since
to remove the bad impression which he then
created. Judge Thomas Settle, who was the
Republican candidate for Governor of North
Carolina in 1875, is mentioned as the most
probable successor to Secretary Hunt.
Senator Frye says the Republicans
will not flibuster against the election of James
A. Bayard to the Presidency pro tenn Of the
Senate. 4s
Gen. Grant predicts that President
Arthur will have a prosperous administration.