Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1881-09-09
Sri IF Ni5tfllanu.
SpccPe"dykes Spree
a .miaL'c Husband with the HeId-
ache.

M, dear" said Mrs. >poopcndyke.
ti'n.A.y, pulling ai the mosquito bar.
'I' i tim" you were uP: you'tl be late
At The ofiya."
For reply Nr. >roopcndykc emitted
= sonGd that might have been groan
" a zrunt. but va. IN fact an iuar-
ttalatr curse.
IS past nine" again vcutuaed
Ms, SpoorrHlykr. extending eup
IT tea lows tie bed.
~nel gasi IT," said Nr >Po"pen-
lske, Il don. care what time 1t Is.
j'st roi going down town to-day. any
asF, Ard he sat up in bed AND
.ssgc1 a, bss wife. w hats that:
aa-aileA. az his swollen. btoodshoI
ey.,l RESTED on the stcamIng tcacuP.
Don't you want \ cup OF tea this
gQru!u-. dear" suggested Mrs
>Euapeujsky. "lsll do your head
Sc see Gpna.
~lIe4Iache. ch:" growlel Mr.
>t~orr.iyke Who sad | had
aF4lacHe: r'raps I've got > gland
sael'sus. anal an abdominal ysscera
al uease3s. " hs continued, IL a louder
xac. fake ue for a midnight A.
- Is. lou'tyaH TA.uA I'm running
sr.ar Police G4zrtte. dout yon
lha gas. ..r meas3y lhuE,' o. shout
- unrH..anca damp lowvj from hi.
- "ahy dout yen bind up ny
sriarafrvl nvers A5l yoa want -
rsanI Il rsart plaster nud a bulletin
5sasl ca 1e = Hospital lvr lHcarahlcs
4, a.nr lr.ak
"Is', has. saal Mrs >peog~udyNy,
a,siiasirrjy VeoffvuE the 'gacHp.
..but igs usca aad strong just The
.hiuz tor = dIsog,ls,l stomach.
"tth. ven kna@ All about lf, don't
soa. Aou'ed w >pooreujyke. "lou
beeu .oa; a stb tac loy yongsrlf, haven't
sa8 tne 'Hra yaa'se ens fer con
.sssa.sfy NossAssltlw. SO hoppe tall
br.3ay week morning. would you
~. vaa aAa' is dirty apron amd hall
a Z dead 1aa.s 20 he first class
c.a ms#. bed -a.i .hr w.asjy tea.
asa=.& NJ - gndskr, hitting the
-s.o-F = " "Ha.< 'fh. '.'.s ,..r -,''''t's
....s.- 's'. a.' "'."' 'a-'..-- - mine
sssnr Esu.
Mr. - Feudykr shocked Ouch"
'.. '''. l~" """ . I'D rA'''T' "F ,'''
.f"S.a e'..s.'' "f| Ter ? 7'4'''.' ''.''
.4''rts"~ '.' t".as "'t' satisfy I'D z
Alins"si l#'t Size vas not mortal!
"t"aa'.'. ..+'A rs ''sA'' q" '''' l''''""
a--An and -T"AHsd.
lie ".t" h'.'8. '''s '''eN !, i'T
gave i'" .a,' '5-#'' mHf'''"''" N'S-
>i'"!~ 60 eH' ''" warm ia
'l.''"''@ '.''s '"5 '''''''s' - l.sI.eaI''
u Na' al ."f a.E '--. "n'f "'sA u
h"..n Arsa .a...'s" hot,
A''fT l#'''"- O." +" ''tt'' t'','' 20"
der 81" "rht s"itiE &" tbr "ln4"" anu
pulled toA" 't.y shades "sir needs
Sleeps ~. ''.'' -."''F' 'h" 90"
N"h"fE Al Ia coming Z" e ''"' "'''tN
iAis morning NJ wonder has 'eEs
,""'d" support "''"' l" g'"d I
s.rFt oe''tr hr came 'n or l snoniah |
oe antr I" "A'h to-day myself,
Nv hers : that sin Yelled Mr.
N>Po"Prn1yAe Ae' beside himself with
larry w nat are y"n PniiIng down
them shades ioT h!uh you are
g"inG 10 have iun"rat IN The house !:
'>pose yoa are dod gasted mrasiy
"ido" Wondering VINO ii provide
YOU with werpvrs: nlnA you re 70
let again, don YOU "eiye h"nd-
red dollars u year WIN All iioIrfn u =
improvements, on long lease. ,oa
CAST 1t, bunch oi hcHs ana haIl a
column advertisement Is al! YOU need
to be "A measiy insurance agent; "o @
round PeddiihS oooNs W,'n o'a; h
edgeu paper, Won you: i'ou sast ~
where that sin; DO you know what
gIn ls' Mrs. Sp"oren"yhe: As,
sumIns steadlness OF tone from the
depth OF sccrn that lie threw Into the
inquiry that made the poor woman
Jump.
tim she answered. 10 0e sure
do. 1t comes IN square oo'tieS' Win
little HcCkS 20 then.