Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-01-08

Old Mr.. Puneieup. OF Mob Hill. Gets
Sarcassfc at thc Young Isadies' Eek.

lSan Francisco Post

ISan Francisco Post
Woman Is by nature so erratic AMI tpoonsis-
tent creation that IL doesn't do 10 bat on ey. n
her most marked characteristics For Illus
fraiion, the other day old Mt. Pungleup, OF Mob
Hiil was commenting on the railroad velocity
With which young ladies jaoeer 10 each other
whenever they meet without either Ia the least
understanding or replying 10 what the 9th II
says.
It's just a clean fasehood gotten up by you
sood-for, noth'ng men, said The youngest Pan
gietop girl, Indignantly.
An right said her father. benlgnantly:
vel u5 an experiments 4 see your friend.
WI Miss GloCkefSon. coming up The street. Nov.
III wager THAI new walking suit YOU want 50
much ihat ou can say roast turSty a "a cram
rtlFy sauce In response 20 the first halt daEsa
'tinaiAs She mat e. Without her notic.ng the
never heard OF anything SO perfectly az
SURG; n'Ii'ei Miss P: however. migat IS
taing-so IN just DO iJ 10 teach YOU a lts,nu.~
Milo, Row." said her father a. the frla.
cocT be.l rang, 'ler play. You mustn't chsh e
HCul expression IN the least ard YOU mas -.
peat the expression In your usual voice All
u9nIeT-that l. 10 say. IA a single breath "A
.uu tCgcthtr. a f. were"
just then Miss Gluckerson was shown i4t1
tae par!or, aud through the library dor Cd
p could hear the usual osc9latury pee. e.-
changed ana Miss c. eNcldim. Wiflout. s,..
Tie Smallts - COMMA ia the Hhule renarS:
O Nou lazy Thing been here p-Ifset aga
dop I look at this hat perfect frfgGf rI.r- .
aHy" flowers Sci back aud bDg clal II .Bv
eftai you ~ fEe matinee Harrr st- &. -
ROaS' turkey AID crlnb.TrY 44g.. - IA .iIy
inset a Miss ---, actlnls1. sfr ~. ...,-is
WITH that peculiar prellyn aarv AID c31.l4,I1r
gursie with which all wuraaa. fnr e. o.. p.. T.
reason. invariably a1Jrn tE.ir cOuscrslf,oA
when desrouS OF beILg agrsrstl'.
Going 10 Mrs. Badgers uaTty.'' CO 2. lei
Miss tiuckerson, Win The Scene ra''i, % a
biock over the pebbles. Molly Smith fs .-e,uy
they { II nae She paints promised me puaaci
~ he spring saw that hateful Miss G1Ioary Or
tle street bun orefaArt and green rIchlng Iust
fancy"
"Roast turkey and craA-r
The girls al Clarks are 10 graduate next
Thursday. Jennie Giggles Is going 10 De square
'u' with inside Illusion and white kiG boz:
cal. 1 you come round for dinner tomorrow
AID stay ali
Roast turkey and
Night and SHOW Milly your new bl5Igps
Thai man With a High; overcaa5 staref a, ma
yesterday. Jim oNelli Is going Est. THIS
candy rrghtfully STALE
ROasr turkey"
MA Thinks Mrs. Brown ainr proper Those
ferns are just too lovely 10 look al; these cusrs
out? Yours AHA. l1lsls Skippen said You
met Charlie Boges the ether night and he sAli
something nice; tel me quick"
Roast turk"
"Why. how perfectly an5uri YOU are Linda.
Interrupted the visitor. angrlly. you d0aI
listen 10 a word say. I was asking ao1gt
Charley, not roast turkey. George Shelley
thinks you lie AWFUL nice. Nos. tell me, what
Ola he say? Good gracious What are You
hugging me FORE
and, Tiids," thoughfully remarked Miss
fuhSie UP, after The ma Ter mad been explained
and her father admitted that he had lost by a
scratch, Il believe IN my heart tn. II you
hadn't thought about Charley Just then I
shouldn't have any new suit this winter"
hn rt.-Ta. ~ r-al.,