Daily Republican., 1881-04-20
BREVITIES.

Sun rises at s. i. Sun sets 647.
Was ancient Pistol son of gum"
The hen poctically cacklcs q rOundelay.
Maple sugar Just come ut the 99ct. store
Parker, cupping and leeching, lO3 4. I'd 81
Song of the blacksmith the Anvil chorus.
Great bargains in flour at VS.. Townsend s
Sixth and latnall street.
When dscS alittlc man realize something a
the reading Of will? When he's II manikiu
| A dentist with limited practice does mos
of his plate work. absut dinner time.
Families can be supplied with the bes
| -four at IUWnsend's, 9th and Tatnall street.
| Awnings made and repaired, at Gardner;
corner OF sixth and ShipLey streets.
The best -four and feed in the market a
W. 5. TOwuseld'S, Sixth and Tatnall street
The end of the Letter in the Candle" wa
wicked.
The harncssmaker commits suicide in
Onc-hOrSc town.
1t Is said that SpnStcr's life begins Il
the ayc of Il and ends at the age OF 30.
For II good pair of crystal spectacles call o.
Prof. Charles ltalie, private residence -
| Market street.
Go 10 Armstrong;, Front and Madison st
| for good and fresh garden and iOwer seeds
| Alse flour and feed.
What you keep by you may change ant
mend but words once spoken you can neyel
| recall.
Why do girls kiss each ether while men dc
not? Because girls nave notllHS Detter To Mss
and the men have.
Who ever saw the rain take A drop?-[ l'itz
gerald. in Phia. Item. We have seen il
a = q II
When she asked him to write in her album
he said, do you really think man autO
graph, whenever Asked
Spring to Old Mr. Winter, Now, you gray.
headed old VagaDOnd. Just you yet out Of my
lap!'
There are but few things that real lover Of
liberty gazeS at with more quiet satisfaction
than an empty bird cage.
An old lady, seeing very small coffin, ex-
claimed lis it possible that that could be in
tended for any living creature"
Many bellies are now wearing as an orna
meut . little spider web, in which is en-
tangled the tniest Of flies. Fellows will Of
course, look out, and not fly into mesh.
Massey, No. 4O+ King street, the popular
ana uncxCelled leweler has as t1ne assortment
of watches clocks and lewelry on hand as is
If you want fine looking glasses and picture
frames made to order, 20 to Harry Ierger,
4O5 Shipley street. Fine gold frames made to
order and satisfaction guaranteed.
A fresh lot of Landreth's garden seeds just
onened. and for sale ut A. Il. Tatnalis flour
and feed store, W. Front street between
Madison and Monroe.
2eth and last visit for some time to come.
Dr harmon il at COS Market street, for few
davs longer. Friday will be his last day
Turing this visit. Those who desire to sec
him should 20 at once.
An Irish soldier called out to his cOmpan-
ion: "HcllO Pat, l have taken prisoner
bring him along. then: bring him along"
lie won't come. Then come yourself. !"
He won't let me-
Would it not be fair to call a red-nosed
shoemaker sherry -cobbler?-[Phila. Item
Not at awl. But. would it be fowl to call a
Thankss living dinner q turkey g0bbler p
IGouverncur Herald.
A gentleman who married q widow com
planned to her that he liked his beef well
done. "Ah, l thought that was cooking for
Mr.. Brown said she; ''he liked his rare. But,
darling, will try to forget the poor DEAR
The boy that to his mother says,
As he the pantry passes,
And sights the tempting syrup cup,
"Oh, gimme some molasses!n
Advanced to ripper years still cries,
When Weaned from his classes
And lounglng at some wat'ring place,
"Oh, give me Summer lasses."
[Meriden Recorder.