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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-08-31
THE MARKETS.
MARRIAGES.

MASTERsoN-BRADY.- August o. by Rev. Father
Ter Woert, William Masterson, to Mary Ann Brady.
all of Lambertvi lille. =
MISUNDERSTANDING Frenchtown August
goth, 1881, by Rev N. s. Alier Mr.. Howard II Mat
thews, of Mt Pleasant, to Miss Laura Crevelng Of
Alexandria township 30 -
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-08-31

Five hundred coal cars are being repaired
at the Central shops at Elizabethport. The
men are exceedingly busy there and are work
ing over time.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-08-31

There is no one article in the line of medi-
cnes that gives 80 large a return for the
money as good porous strengthening plaster,
such as Carriers Smart Weed and Belladonna
Backache Plasters. a24.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-08-31
DAUCHYS ADVERTISEMENTS

POPULAR NEW R0OKSl Valuable and useful daily
for everybody Also Hairs Manhel,n which still
boomsn Active Agents wanted. w. II. Shepard, 33S
Broadway, n. Y. Aug.24.-4w.
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DEATH TO WORMS. :

L. f. KuNKEL'S WORM SYRUP never fails TO des-
troy pin sea round, thread and stomach worms This
Worm Syrup Is a pleasant, safe and efectua remedy
for all kinds Of worms Asmost Of the medicines
offered TO the pube being preparations nasseating
and disagreeale to the taste that Il is almost impossible
to get child to take them, it is the desirable
remedy that can be given for II has neither the
taste nor smell Of medicine, and be given to the
most delicate infant with perfect safety The general
symptoms of worms are salow complexion with a
blush circle around the eyes, enlargement of the alb
domen and stomach, itching at the and and anus
headache. sick stomach foul breath, gnawing pains in
the stomach aud bowels irregular appetite sartings
grinding of the teeth while asleep Be- ii is q lamen-
table fact that hundreds children hurried to the
grave account of the above symptoms often being
taken for other disease whereas many lives have
been saved simply from the of L. +. Kunkels Worm
Syrup II Is undoubtedly the valuable syrup
that can be had for all kinds of stomach seat thread
and pin worms Can be used by old aud young; adults
likely TO have worms children. (Dr, Kunkel
the only successful physician in this country who
moves Tape Worm in two hours, complete, head aud all
aud fee Until removed). Price OF the Worm Syrup
81 bottles for SIS. Cor Tape Worm write and con-
suit the doetor For all others buy of your druggist
the Worm Syrup and II he has it not send to Dr. u f.
Kunkei, 259 N. Ninth St. PHILADELPHIA Pa Advice by
mail free, send three cent stamp,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-08-31

A G. ENTS WANTED for the Best and Fastest
N Selling Pictorial Books and Bibles. Prices reduced
80 per cent. National Publishing Co., Phla., Pa
March 2.-3m.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-08-31
EYL'S CREAM BALM.

Messrs Ely Bros, Druggists, owego n Y.--For tho
past three winters have been afflicted with Catarrh
and cold in the head applied several remedies with
out good results Last winter used your Cream Balm,
and found It to accomplish all you represented. T. T.
MCCORMICK, Judge Common Pleas) Elizabeth N. j.,
Aug. %, 1880. af04w
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o. fn coo per day at home Samples worth IS free
sJD w s1~U Address SrINsoN & Co. Portland
Maize feb23, tsSl.-1v.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1881-08-31

CUTICURA Permanently Cures
Humors of the Scalp and Skin.
Cuticura remedies for sale by all Druggisls-
Price cf CurIcuRA Medicinal Jelly, small boxes so
cts large boxes, 81. CuTIcuRA REsoLvENT, the new
Blood Purifier. 81 per bottle. CUTIcuRA MEDICINAL
TOILET SOAR, 25e. CuTIcURA MEDICINAL Shaving
SOAR i5c in bars for BARRIERS and large consumers
soc. Principal depot.
WEEKS & POTTER, Boston, Mass.
RS- All mailed free on receipt o price allow.
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DYSPEPSIA. DYSPEPSIA.

L. F. Kunkels Bitter Wine OF Iron, a sure cure for
this disease II has been prescribed daily for many
years in the practice OF emiaent physicians with un-
PARALLEL success symptoms lost of Appetite wind
and rising 81 food dryness in mouth headache dizxi-
sleeplessness and low spirits Get the genuine
Ask your druggist for v +. kankcl's Bitter Vino OF
Iron and take no other II he has il send to pro-
prietor, L. r. Kunkel, 259 n Ninth ST. PHILADELPHIA
Pa. Advice free; enclose three cent stamp Aschen-
bach Miller Sole Agents, sd ana CAowhiil streets
Philadelphia, Pa. ie is. 3n
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BENSON'S
CAPCINE POROUS PLASTER.

No remedy more widely or favorably known. 1t is
rapid in relieving quick in curing. For Lame Back
rheumatism Kidney Affections and aches and pains
generally, il is the unrivalled remedy. allow
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22
New York Elevated Railroad.

a New York Star reporter took a ride
on the elevated road the other day, and
among other sights he saw he gives the
following:
An old lady with spectacles, on the
top floor of house, was seen quietly
watering her flower-pots on the window
sill, when bald-headed man three
floors beneath popped his billiard ball
like head out of the window. He i'm
aeined that stream from the Siamese
nozzle of Engine No. 26 had struck
him. and as the train moved away
the old lady suddenly disappeared. and
shrieks were heard, from which it might
be inferred that the bald-headed man
objected to any such recipe for making
his hair grow.
The boldest man on record was dis
covered. He was standing at the open
window with his razor in the air delib-
erately shaving himself, while few
children fought around his legs. He
swept that razor blade around just as
if there were no Elevated train or chill
dren In existence.
Passing along, the next sight is i
fond mother administering some touch
ing advice TO her truant boy on that
portion of his body which ne is most
wreckless of when wearing trousers.
But what have we here? Ha, lovely
maiden apparently in soft, luxurious
easy chair. She does not quite ike the
rude gaze of the travellers and hides he
face behind an ample fan
.sHello, hello WHAT'S thatg' shouted
passenged, pointing to a window near
which stood two-hundred pound wo-
man airily attired in a morning warp
per, fixing her hair at a glass.
Every eve was turned IN her direc-
ton. About that moment she became
aware that the blinds had flown open.
She was seen making rapid time
through rear door as the train moved
away.
The next sight is somewhat different
A whole family, and numerous st that,
are gathered around q table, ready for
the attack on the morning meal. The
youngsters are fiourishing and sharpen
ing their knives and forks recklessly,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22
French Economy.

The French laborer probably gets
more for his wages than any other.
His food is cheaper and more nourish-
ing. His bouilliOn is the essence of
beef at Il penny per bowl. His bread
ut the restaurant is thrown In without
any charge and is the best bread in the
world. His hot coffee is peddled about
the streets in the morning at a sou per
cup. 1t iscoffee, not Stops. His half bot
tie of claret is thrown in at meal costing
twelve cents, For few cents he may
enjoy an evenings amusement in one
of the many minor theatres, with his
coffee free. Six cents pays for nicely
cushioned seat at the theatre. No gal
lery gods, no peanuts, drunkenness,
yelling or bowling. The Jarden DIES
Plantes, the vast galleries and museums
of she Louvre, Hotel Clunv, palace OF
the LuXemberg and Versailles. are al
ways free for him to enter. Art and
science hold out to him their choicest
treasures at small cost, or no cost at
ali. French economy and frugality dc
not mean that constant retrenchment
and self denial which would deprive
life of everything worth living for.
Economy in France. more than in any
other country, means a utilization OF
what we in the United States throw
away, but it does not mean Il pinching
process of reducing life to barren ex-
istence of work and bread and water.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22
MOllie and the Catam0unt.
Dallas lTexasl Herald.

Miss Molie Schultz of Montague
county Is the champion lady shot of
this section. She is ready with either
a rifle or shotgun. and handles the pis-
tol with great skill Tuesday after
noon, accompanied by a gentleman
friend, she mounted her mustang and
rode into the woods to kill some squir-
rels for supper. They met with good
luck, and almost every shot brought
down bunny. Her companion had
killed two more than she had, and she
was beginning to feel somewhat piqued
over being outdone, when they both
spied large catamount IN the topmost
branches of tall tree. Eager to beat
his companion, be fired three shots in
rapid succession at it, missing it each
time, when Miss Schultz fired her first
and only shot, which took effect, when
the animal sprang from the tree, light
ing on her orse behind her, which
frightened it, when it dashed off
through the woods at furious speed,
throwing It's fair rider and afterward
Kidding itself of the catameunt, which
her companion dispatched. Fortunate
" she was Hot hurt by her fall, and Is
capped with only a slight shock to her
nervous system.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22
Elevated Railroads.

Elevated railroads are now entitled
to rank among American institutions
and iii the future will call for a large
consumption ef iron. There are, ac-
cording to the Iron Age, three schemes
Of this character under discussion in
St. Louis, and the only question is
which shall be adopted Philadelphia
IS making good progress in following
the example of New York. Brooklyn
encounters an obstacle, partly arising
from the conhguration of the surface,
which favors the construction of TIM
nels, but the city is in desperate need
OF some form Of rapid transportation.
Boston hesitates, apparently on account
of objections 20 architectural disfgure-
ment. But elevated railroads in all
our large cities is only a question OF
time, for while individual pieces of
property may be injured by their pro-
pinquity, millions are added to the ag-
gregate assessable value, and their con
venience is beyond calculation.
The latest phase in New York Is the
employm mt Of elevated roads for the
transportation of freight. BY no other
method yet contrived can the jam OF
vehicles on our water front be relieved.
Scientific -1me,9cdR,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22
The Father Of Clara Louise

George kelloggihusband of Mrs. Jane
and father of Miss Clara Louise Kellogg
lives quietly IN New York city, while
his wife and daughter travel abroad. He
is now hard upon seventy, fine, active
old gentlemen, blessed with Yankee
passion for and shrewdness in inven-
tons. He has been the author of sew
eral, notably of a type-distributing ma
chine. In his college days he was a
great phrenologist and stenographer,
and withall beautiful fiutist, which
led to association with the girl he mar
ried: then slender, genial and attractive,
fine church organist and one of the
best sopranos IN New England Besides
having a hand in some new speculative
inventions, he is an amateur home
opathic physician of ability. 1t is IN
derstood that his family are coming to
this county in July Madame Kellogg
has passion for painting, and is said
to be an amateur artist OF no mean
capacity.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22

at first thought he would expostulate
with the coming tramps; but feeling
how undesirable it would be on her ac-
count, he contented himself with plac-
ing her little trembling hand on his
arm, and casting fierce looks at them
as he passed.
Never mind, Lizzie!" be said, when,
having turned the corner, they were
out of sight. "You don't feel frighten-
ed now-do your"
And he stood still and took both the
little shaking hands in his.
.EOh, nor said Lizzie, looking straight
up into his face, and then at last he
saw the eyes, the deep violet eyes
swimming in tears, with their chiid-llke
look of trust and dependence. Il
know you will take care of me-"
Lizzie" said his lordship. in1pul-
sively-"Lizzie, 1 want you to let me
always take care of You. Be my wife,
Lizzie-my dear little wife.
''Ohl' said Lizzie, drawing her hands
away suddenly. "You can't mean it.
am SO very plain"
However, he convinced her that he
did mean it, and the world has long
forgotten that Lady Pelham was ever
considered $50 plain"
"She has such lovely eyes, You
know" Mrs Grundy says. The rest OF
her face is of no Importance whatever
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22
Eccentric Requests

a Manchester lady bequeaths a sur
geon f25,000, on condition that he
should claim her body and embalm it,
and that he should once in every
year look upon her face, two witnesses
being present Another lady, of an
economical turn Of mind, desires that
if she should die away from Branksome,
her remains. after being placed in a
coffin, should be enclosed in Il PLAIN
deal box, and be conveyed by goods
train to Poole. Let no MENTION she
states, "be made Of the contents. as the
conveyance will not then be charged
more than for an ordinary package"
A French traveller, recently deceased,
desired to be buried in large leather
trunk, to which he was attached, as it
chad gone round the world with him
three times" and an English clergy
man and Justice of the Peace, who, at
the age of eighty-three, had married a
girl Of thirteen, desired to be buried in
an old chest he lad selected for the
purpose Tastes differ in the matter of
burial One man wished to be inferred
with the bed ON which he was lying;
another desired to be buried far from
the haunts of men, where nature may
''smile upon his remains" and third
bequeaths his corpse for dissection, af-
ter which it is to be put into deal box
and thrown into the Thames One man
does not wish to be buried at all, but
gives his body to the Imperial Gas
Company, to be consumed to ashes in
one of their retorts, adding that should
the superstition Of the times prevent
the fultillment of his bequest, his Ex-
eeutors may place his remains in St.
johns Wood Cemetery, ITO assist in
poisoning The living in that neighbor-
hood" A person may approve him
self Of cremation, but it is little hard
when he requires his relatives to APP
prove of it aiso-The .SDectator
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22
The Telephone in Hungary.

Mr.. ID. III. Washburn, who has been
engaged for some months introducing
the telephone into Buda- Pesth Hun
gary. reports very encouraging success
He writes that the director of the com
pany, Mr.. Francis Puskas, had obtain
ed the exclusive right to use the tele-
phone in Hungary, and that connec-
tons We're being made between Buda-
Pesth and the adjacent towns. The
charge for the service is fifteen guilders
about six dollars-a month. TIE Ed
ison transmitter is used with magnetic
call. Supplies are got mainly from
New York.
Mr.. Washburn finds the Hungarians
very backward in the adoption of mod
ern Improvements. A good mechanic
IN Buda-Pesth gets from six dollars 10
ten dollars a week, and does as much
work as an American, with improved
tools, could do in an afternoon. The
cost of living is reasonable, good din
ner with wine costing about seventy.
five cents. The beef is poor, and the
pork dear. guilder (forty-one cents a
pound. Vegetables are good and cheap.
Rents are not high.
As an indication of the inconveni-
ence paternal government, Mr..
Washburn mentions the fact that be
fore a man can subscribe to the tele-
phone exchange, his name and bust
ness have to be sent tc four different
government offices for permission. The
telephone company has to report to
the authorities what everything costs
and what every employe receives. SIN
fact" adds Mr.. Washburn, every one
that lives here is but a slave of the
government"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22

their appetites being already sharp
enough, while pater-familias wrestles
with the leathery steak and wonders if
that bullock wasn't in the Ark with
Noah. HIS wife mildly hints thai it
ougth to be tender, as 1t is the best
porterhouse.
YES" replies her perspiring lord,
its about as tender as the block the
butcher chopped it on"
What do these people wear band
ages around their heads and ears for?a
asked The Star reporter of the con-
ductor, as the train passed block on
Third avenue, In which every one ap-
peared to have the toothache or head
ache.
Several wild blasts from trombone,
which drowned the noise of the moving
train, sounded, and the conductor mere
ly nodded and said:
Yes, that's it. L expect to see that
fellow flung out on the rails some night
and run over before | can have the
train stopped. 1t will be awful" he
concluded, wiping away an imaginary
tear.
Then a most industrious woman is
seen at a window, busily turning over
some clothes and ever and anon throw
ing some invisible thing out of the win
dow. The Star inspector looked inquir-
ingly at the conductor, who muttered
something, and then asked for chew
of tobacco
Il always take chew" said he,
when see that old woman at work.
l tell you, she has lots of company,
and they never go back on her or de-
sert her"
Pleasanter things are now met, and
couple of lovers are seen billing and
cooling, utterly obvious of the hundreds
of eyes gazing at them.
Somebody ought to tell that couple
to pull down the blinds remarked the
meditatiye conductor. THAT young
fellows too fresh. They moved in there
last Thursday, and have been carryin'
on that way ever since. Somebody the
other day shouted over at him: oh
you naughty rascal But bless my
soul, they never heard word of it"
Now here comes a sight not so agree
able. A pair of seventeen inch feet
looking as if water famine had been
in progress for year or two, stick out
over the window sill.
Take in them hoofs,' cries youth
full passenger, cor I'll put the Board of
Health on you"
The only answer was wave of one
of the hoofs in the air.
The conductor contemplates throw
ing double-headed fire-cracker at the
'.hoofs" if they appear on the glorious
Fourth.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22

The electrician, Edison, comes to the
front again with a new invention. By
means of new process of separation
by the use of magnets, the sand on the
seashore is to be converted into what
is known as Swedish iron quality OF
metal now onlr obtained by importa-
ton from Sweden. BY Edison's process
the iron particles are extracted from
sand. which is to be found in unlimited
quantities along the Atlantic, the cost
sf the operation being less than 81 per
ton, including Edison's royalty of SO
cents per ton. The magnetic ore thus
obtained is then converted into blooms,
and is ready for the market at a far
less price than that for which the
Swedish iron can be imported Edi-
son declares that two miles of Long
Island sand beach are worth more than
any gold mine. If so, There's millions
in it."
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22
LEAVING THE FARM

And 80 the time has come, my man.
The enl we've long foreseen,
When ne must leave the dear old farm,
With all its meadows green;
The mortgage Is foreclosed, they say;
And might makes always right,
But this Is not the end we saw
When we began the fight.
How often in the eventide
We've planned for future days
When We could send the girls to school
And drive our span of bays.
Ere then We thought nice new home
Would lend an added charm.
II looked 50 easy then topay
The mortgage on the farm.
Bnt years passed On and troubles came;
think vel always mind
The summer that you broke leg
And / got almost blind:
We scarce could pay the Interest
With doctor bills and all,
And hired help for everything
From early spring till fall.
The corner II" has cost u, man.
A hundred dollars clear
For every acre stumped and fenced,
II seems 50 very queer
know Ne ye more than paid the price
Of every rod Of land,
Yet we 60 forth in our old age
With helpless empty hand.
70 every foot d this old farm
We're bound by priceless bands;
Tho orchard and the shading elm
We're planted BY our hands;
The .selaiui we holi within our hearts,
Wrought ont with honest toll;
Tie counterpart our spirits hold
M sheriff can despoil.
let il i hard God knows how hard,
III have the dear Old place,
AMI know that stranger hands viii soon
Old landmarks quite eiiace;
But then dear man, it il not long
Well need 4 home below
Ven hide tile house not made with hands,
Who're healing waters flow.
Era A. II. Barnee.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22
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PERPETUAL Motion.

A New Orleans shoemaker imagine,
that he has produced machine which
when completed, will exemplify Tho
principle of perpetual motion. Hollow
wheels and leaden balls, the move
ment of the former being controlled by
an unequal counterpoise OF the latter
are the principal features Of the dis
covery" There are few minor de
tails to perfect and then the machine
will go, and the ingenious mechanic
will achieve immortality But it is al
ways, sad to say, these "little things
that interfere with the realization OF
the hc Of inventors Of this class. Ii
will be soin the case of this one.-San-
ddy Gazette.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22
ART AND OIL
[Reading pa Times and Dispatch. ]

Iheadlng IFa.J Tines anu Dlspateh.I
The Norfolk Virginian of January Is,
1881, refers to the remarkable cure eff
fected by ST. Jacobs Oil in the case Of
Prof. Cromwell-known the country
over for his magnificent Art Illustra-
tions-who had suffered excruciating
torments from rheumatism, until he
tried the Oil whose effects he says were
magical.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22

We are told that a California editor
and printer, whose arms and legs are
totally paralyzed, sets type with his
teeth-putting his editorials and other
articles in type without writing them.
OF course he clips paragraphs with his
teeth also. There Is a printer In st.
Louis who Is sans legs sans arms and
teeth; he i a match for the California
TYPO. Tue st. Louisian sets type with
his ears He puts an editorial In type
with one ear while composing an orig
inal poem with the other. The only
person IN this country who owns q
More remarkable pair of ears Is the
man who believes the story about the
California printer, and they are only
remarkable for size.-S0rvistOTH Her
aid.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1881-07-22
shoot Quick. and Then

But, first of II, write for illustrated cats
logue. Git. West Gun Works. Pittsburg p.
THE most extensive Homeopathic
Medicine house in the United States is
that of Boericke X Tafel, being estab,
lished since 1885 They have now eS.
tabiShed well-Stocked Pharmacies, de.
voted exclusively to the sale of hom@o
pathic medicines and books. in the fol
lowing cities: New York, Philadelphia,
Baltimore, Chicago, New Orleans and
San Francisco. For descriptive price
currents of Medicine eases and books
for family and for Veterinary use, ad-
dress them at either Of above-named
cities.