The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-04-05
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Mill fit to some purpose in S
IS Petersburg Sunday Of last week
[Gruelle. / w
F., ~ Ben Hill tips his hat and singl
"We'll never meet at Heavens gate
sweet Bill Malone. ~ robacco Leaf
Tho outlook is always uninvitint
to a man inside house which is be
ing stoned by mob Glasgow
Times.
The parson Of the DanYillc Til
II sbune Folly Combination wants an in
ternal revenue collectorship. Mat.
thew 24.-[Gruelle.
1t was the wicked Buffalo Express
and not Edison, which suggested that
the White, House,is now illuminated
by Campbellite!A Fpdk johnson
Years ago the only way New Eng
LADDERS could be got to kiss their own
wives was to pass law declaring il
wicked to kiss them on Sunday
Great West.
oIS A man pahlel Ton Kelley, for at
lacking Jared Modesty, was brought
before Frankfort jury. 1t would
have been something altogether I'M
heard Of fM6des,y had attacked q
Kelly Louisville Post. , d1of 20
CINCINNATI has mayor named Ja-
cob who isfa cahdilatesfor recollection.
All reports concur in the idea of bis
49,. not being a saint, so that he can't be
the man that makes the oil.-[Glas-
gov Times. d a "
Come to think about it, tits justas
well that Hancock was defeated. He
is poor orphan boy, aud when he
came up for Inauguration, there would
have been nd mother iorhim to Kiss,
and the country would have been lost.
"a A Tobacco Leaf. .slI ii.TJ
''ai@ 7 2 A professional pugilist has estab-
lished boxing school at Greensboro.
The elitor'ofthe Messenger and Ex-
alniner is booked for months in
structions. after which he will can
vasS the county to collect back sub
scriptions to his paper Evansville
Jovfnsl.sl stkA G;k ssIc w
On an exhibition of temper by the
-a tender infant the loving mother smiles
rs, and gently pats,te little thing on its
upper cheeks, but when an exhibit Of
lie same temper is made by the same
picture Of its father a few years later,
size sternly spanks it on its lower
checks State Journal,
We observe from the last number
Of our esteemed contemporary. the
Congressional Record that Senator
logan fe@days since engaged in a
~ go as you please contestwith the Eng,
lish language, in which he got away
with tho bright particular frosted cake
in atlitionlto5thes championship belt.
--[Supdsy Argus, u, 1859. ,.''' XII +. g
Again we appeal to the young man
who is about to marry to first see his
Sgirlwith her front hair done sup in
paper before he takes the fatal plunge
There is as much difference in the APP
pearance Of girl with her hair up
that wayapd when it is frizzle,t ready
for his r.ceplionin, the Parlor as there
is between a'toad and a canary sbiFls
= State Journal.
"Heigho!'' said Mary Ann to John
Il in tic Iarlor the other night, 4 don't
"a know what WANT IL knowwhat ]
Wv want" replied -John. "W'hat is it,
John?" "a situation as son-in-law to
your father" Mary turned red sin
the face, andslitile Bob, Who had been
lying under the piano, yelled: "Law,
sis, ef | amt agein' to tell pop your
huggin' John Brown" The reader
can imagine. =! Louisville Argus
Diel Of an overdose Of Malone will
: be tho verdict Of the ,Coroner's Jury
= when it cbhies to sit npou the body Of
the Republican party. 1t is sad end
ing fora great and proud party. Ii
81 may suggest to its friends reflections
like those INDUCED by the widow who
"a complained that her husband had gone
through the Seminole and Creek wars,
IS bthe war Of 1872 and the Mexican war,
and then come home to be butted to
death by a darn billy goat Ameri-
hy9~A'N ri Fey q {NI ana ~
ISSaAThere's more than millions ipitNal
scratching-roSt for milk wagon mules;
one that can be carried -about,wit
.Ctheni on their routes iand which will 4
plant itself in a firm perpendicular
position wherever the mules want it
stuck, for them to scratch against
while the mik-mans in the yard talk
lug to the servant girl. Each team
e will buy two posts, one for each mule.
Our happy hit on this invention was
conceived and born while looking this
morning at poor mule trying to
scratch itself againstnothing II State
journal.
% i Mianightln the Sanctun. Is 4
t....g Burlington Hawkeyc. I'll
: n ~ 1t was past midnight and the lights