, 1881-07-23

r1ptr 10 That Which HaltlIG fflatra An!Rhe.S
DeI,oslt hut her 0wi, article Inns aided 4.
the entertainment, and It WDttlf sgetM tint
Sir. Ciapp's Sympathetic banking" hss
given her nil Dccnsi0st for another paper, 1T
order 10 get even will men.
ANT1-sLAN0 rEIRAsEs.
Tho 1sefnr1n Club is The title of new or
gnnizatton By young ladies' for the PURPOSE
III discournEing the use nf "s)a1lE phrases"
III conversation. At n recunt meeting, while
n member was addressing the Society, sl'c
Inadvertently nntlu use Of the expression
lawful nce," md was called TO order BY
sister itcluber for transRressing the rules.
ain whnt way have ftTansgressed % asked
tho speaker. b1ushlng deeply.
"Yrou said 1t wul,ll be lawful nice 10 atl-
nit yDuiIg Reitlctllen to our deliberations"
replied tho other.
swell, wouldn't It be 9'' replied the snenk-
er. "lou know you said yourself no longer
ngo than yesterday. Tint"
"YeB, know; but you said lawful nice.'
That's slanE."
swell" sud the speaker tartly. III you
are going to he So awful nice about It, per-
liaps IL ls; tut wouldn't say anything II
were You. Didn't you tell SatIie SpriEgins
this morning to pull down her baSHua ="
"No, didn't" retorted tic Other, lIer face
growing crimson: " and Sallis Sprigglns Will
say i dit'n't. Size won't 10 buck OIL me-"
"'rh!s Is nice racket you arc giving ill.,"
cried the President, after ripping BOTH speak
iect nf tl!ls society?'
~. correet,'", said tic President, "go on with
4 inenllMrrose to explain that she had
ses "s ca t e erse ILL., 1,ftss 5 M snt 1aJ StisSs tSs
stamps to pay 1t now-would settle 1t, low
eySr; IL The SWEPT hy.aI!i.oy., ,,u
nhsi n,r M, " y6 AZ a$. 5EI s sa nca1, The r'''dent
AMothcs nieEaber asked, Il 4 yaunx lady
cou!u sny "old splendid" without sub1ect-
~ *Yoa tst sig sai',t," said t4e P President,
md tliereiorv appealed 10 wien any nice
question was to lle decided. -.
"Tl,eit." said the SPEAKER, ~ move that
\ Miranda Pew come down with the dust, for
lear.t, ,t1 hsr say that iler bea" was lust old
"We!l. If my beau was such a. liair-pin as
your fellow is, | wouldn't spy t."
"Shoot ths es,;i,sf" ,,. sS1d tue PRESIDENT
but tho confusion was too great to he
alleged. Aflrll,da.A blood was np: some
| sided with iIer and others ug1lnsf. aud nnltd
the 1e,na nne! That s tseSs4 fy sS n ss lss sar s sf
berry you are!" Wipe oil yonr c,in!"
iourn was carried by 4 largo majority.
|
| rrrR 1,1srSf.Ess Ole Waller.
,,a,.ar rnattgai M I vail MP uroscnt v,stt
"e'H. ,, sa r. ,'s ~. ~ s's,. ,s,.'
| 10 l4ohuoh noW ihfEe" sp'As tne u" cSett-
don sucioty. 1t Is far more Of MI institution,
tl,uu IL thu bots de- Doulogue to the gay
"otIa ot t'a!ls' LIS nfse u"e7'lo's MAI u
young EnRlislsmai> asks Of u young INDY
| when presented to llur at Il party are: "1lnyu
vo,, hrcn m thu mark to.,layp We're you Mt
~. s,ri. .,,,,,orln,,y f1n. not tho ,xeothor
tne path ses.e'ua5 l'"s ~, .'u ~,
bec,l dei1ghtfnl Tor the park 'a'esf = e'e.
And truly. the magnificent panornlna OF
euujpages a1xl pron!e1,aiers that is unfoltletl
tharo m nvpry fins ay1 fashionable tlnv
affords q spectAcle lllEara'Ielet! ~ my otnef
Gtty ~ mo WORTH tMe tnAf NW 'ne Wt aMe
!s ~ 1"tas' wv ,,,,',rii,an,,n s'' ~ IL
l,nrss. lin rIchness OF lie iiyerius. and th0
rirgus,rt and perfect guUA taste is tho We.
hiules morv tlan. co,npensltts for my
sllure0,niilg u. inc ,way OF 1. M'.ieltt' H'
.9sssn1 MTuNs.1 III tSat '" s'cl surtrnmnrs nrt, IN
M MHnms rare. Iha Princess OF Wales
shares very fully In thIs universal passion
fur the flArk., Shs drives there cnutlhnally,
evlHehl,y taKas Vesy "nsnM5 r.,at 5o,Io.i.. mT .I
ud nd H. ,,n o.imirotfnn md n'tont,n,, Wi,icI
n nnr nressrca h Hire 10 exsIte, / met !,es
driving thore with l!er three young tlal!glI-
tSrs ~ q large ngen bas0aSh tae otIes NY
M!ouesit .tar prIHs III ,.,, '"T n isrincnsa va.