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Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04

An old ls2zarone has just died at
Naples after a most successful ca
reer in matrimony. He was mar.
ried seven times under King Bonn.
ba. and had 76 children, who are
still alive. Under the Savoy dy-
nasty he was married six times
and raised up forty-seven children,
only two of whom died.-Washin0.
ton Republican.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
Herald Steam Printing House.

The facilities Of the HERALD Steam
Printing House for doing job work are not
Francisco and Sacramento. All work en-
trusted to MS will be executed with neat
ness and dispatch at the lowest living
rates.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
seEUIAL NOTICE.

Hereafter notices of companies, soc.e.
tics, churches, etc., will only be inserted
In the HERALD as paid advertisements,
We reserve, for Places OF Worship, graf.
10 directory, which will appear every
SUNDAY morning.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04

and Iron Mountain Railroads. It
is supposed that the consolidation
Of Gould's entire Southwestern in
terests is under consideration.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
EAST Err "a.
Fred Grants Resignhti0n.


WAsHINaToN,J June 3d.-General
Sheridan. in announcing the resig-
nation of Lieutenant Colonel Fred
Grant, which took effect June lst,
returns thanks for the good soldier.
~ qualities displayed by him DUR
ing his eight years service, and
earnestly wishes him every success.
Tine star Eaates.
WASHINGTON, June 3I.-The
Cabinet to- day considered the star
route frauds. MacVeagh did not
believe that any of these cases
could be tried before Septemb Der
next, on account Of the crowded
condition of the courts.
No Result In New Yorh.
ALBANY June 3.-Spinola moved
to adjourn the Joint Convention
until noon on Saturday. Agreed
to, the Democrats and Garfield
men voting together.
Money and stocks.
NEW YORK, June 3d.-Silver
bars, l12; money easy, at %;
Governments quiet; stocks closed
weak; Western Union, 1871;
quicksilver, 174; Pacific, 54; Mar.
lposa, 6 q; Wells, Fargo, 1877; N. Y.
Central, 149a; Erie, 4s5; Panama,
go; Union Pacific, l27i; bonds,
llS4; g. P, 96s; bonds, III; Sutro,
"a; Silver Nugget, 50; Mineral
Greek, ITO.
Murder ana s0ioide.
MONTICELLO, Ia, June 3rd.-
James Hogan on Wednesday night
shot his divorced wife six times,
iDflloting injuries which are likely
to prove fatal, and then, with one
shot, killed himself. She had OBJ.
tsined a divorce because he was
He had threatened to
kill her because she refused to
marry him.
OeaSeFsnoe Of Railroad Msgaate,
ST. Louis, Mo-. June 3d.-Jsy
Gould and party are comforting
with the managers of the Texas.
Pacific, the Missouri Pacific, the
Interpat tlenal and great NoEthsrn
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04

While the old translation Of the
New Testament is still In vogue,
we will take OCCASION to say that
Mr.. Garfield has raised more hi
on bis watch than any Of his prede.
cess0rs that we recall. After to.
day, We should be Obliged to say
that he raised more "hades', but
that word 10 not equal 10 the ocoa-
IIon, ,--6y. Lo1(o G}o6e =. 1enocral. .
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04


SAN FRANCISCO, June
ESQ OphIr, 9l1, tss 20 Belcher, $50
$40 Mexican, l45s, 60 Utah. l2
1454 400 Bullion. 9jc, 81
SOS @ ~ Z, 93S, 9% 800 Excheouer. Ito,
800 B Il Il, is, l611 LBS. l.51
325 Gala, lbs, 40 Seq Belcher. g
Ie4 Savage, AZ 43O, 500 Overman. As
4.40, 4.35 900 Justice. 81, 95c
1880 Con va, 4, b 3G,i 770 Union, 10, l53
155a
$50 Chollar, 2 So, 29e go Alta, 3 20, ais
400 Potosi, $40, 6j, 15yJ Challenge.
$3.50 80 Andes, 240
2Sj II q II, 40, 465, 10 Ward, 24
i.60 $50 scorpion. 2.35
go JACKET, 81, 4.65, $50 g Gate, ~, 2.60
40 2.70
100 Kentuck. 2.G5 $50 Sierra, IA, l.S5
~ Alpha, 80 rs Point, 2.25
S15 y Nevada. 20h. $40 North Ex Utah,
20A, 2dlS, 20,20ls lilo, Lis. 25
1917, 20 u 30
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04

II feel" said the fat passenger,
as the train crossed the Ohio lire
"thst 1 am in the land of states.
men. There is a smell of the post
Office In the air, and the low, sweet
sound of a consulate is heard in
the deWy distance. I see the
shadowy forms of marshals yet to
be, and out Of the dreamy gates of
the impossible I see the sad process.
sion of never.to.be supreme judges.
1t is q dear and favored land, this
grand old step-mother of Presi-
dents."-Bob Burdette.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04

They were touching up their
toilets preparatory to the afternoon
promenade. "Clcely. my dear, do
you think I need any moro color In
my facs?n "That depends. If
you only want Q delioate blush,
you have 1t just right. But II you
want your complexion to match
your hair, put on . little more vsr-
million." Do you suppoeed they
wslked together that e6tognoon.
Not any - 7o0o Wo0Vofs
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
LAST NIGHTS NEWS.

Especial TO the HERALD y the Western
Union Telegraph
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
- aCaFgSs COAST.
.4-C.;Ljlx REPORT.
MORNING sESsIoE

sAs ~ isCISCo STOCK ANN Ex.
81 tiAE5E BOARD.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
Passeagerk &nHIa REIG East.

which passed this place at P. M:
Lam bert Canon, Leonard Canon,
Tucson; S Dunlap, Mrs Z s Eoote,
l Madison, Geo S Patton, + Reen,
Jos B Grow, d Bassanshurg, A w
Thompson, Los Angeles; N + Pc
terson, New York; H w Stoddard
and wife, Ell Paso; Mrs d Frelare,
Benson; Mrs b Parish, Deming.
Rain Up North.
SAN FRANCISCO, June 3.-With-
in the last twenty.four hours light
showers of rain have been quite
general over the northern and cen.
trai parts of the State. Some dam
age is reported to cut hay, but no
Injury Of consequence to grain is
anticipated, unless, in some places,
hot weather Immediately follows.
An E;ecs;on 20 b- Herd ir p II
rrnncisco.
SAN FRANCISCO, June 3i.-The
Supreme Court to-day decided that
u city election shall be held in
September. The news of the de-
cislon created much comment on
the street, maiuly of a favorable
nature.
Mines SAINT Down.
SMARTsvILLE, Juue 3Td.-Ths
employees of the Excelsior Water
and Mining Company were notified
to-day that the mines would be
closed down owing to the granting
of an Injunction in the case of the
City of Marysville versus the
North Bloomfield Mining Com
pany and others. The foreman and
miners We're all discharged. Sew
eral hundred men, the majority of
whom have large families to sup.
port, will be obliged to seek other
homes unless mining is resumed.
The loss to the laboring class will
be $25, 600 per month. The feeling
Is very intense among all.
Frnc.s Euitiem Shipments tor
ElsJ.
TOMBSTONE, June 3d.--Clark and
Field, two opposing land title
magnates, had free fight in res
taurant to-day. The latter was cut
on the head by tumbler thrown
by Clark. Friends interfered before
pistols came in play. Clark was
fined $25.
Another land swindle was ex-
posed yesterday.
The Union publishes the total
shipments of bullion for May at
S4S1 ,S0S, al increase of S5l, 600 over
April.
The Cray Jury Empnnnsied.
REDWOOD CITY, June 3d.-lhe
jury empanneled in the Gray case
are: w. A. Marsh, G. Kramlin, U.
2. Price, "A. Mckinley, Michael
knopf, Chris. johnson, l.. B. Ber-
nard, VIM. Johnson, John Donnel.
ly, l.. J. Winn, f. Bertans, w. e.
stanton. The prosecution exercised
the right of ten challenges; the de.
tense sixteen. Public sentiment is
pretty equally divided. The open.
ing statement will be made to. NOR
row morning and the prosecution
will begin the introduction of testi'
mony.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
BOARD AND ROOM.

ELEGANTLY FURNISHED SUN.
n ny front room, hot and cold water,
southern exposure, in private ia amily,
in the most desira BILE part OF the city.
Apply TO Mrs. +. G. ST ARlN first house
on north side OF Orange street, just of
Pearl and Sixth street. m3.lm
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
Santa Monica Pavilion,
ECKERT & BRIGHT, Proprietors.

This favorIte Summer Resort will be
opened NEXT SUNDAY.
Best brands Of wines, liquors, ales, beer
and cigars always on hand. Hot and
cold lunches. Shooting gallery, bowling
alley and other amusements attached to
the Pavilion. Visitors should not fail to
give them q call. ap12tf
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
FOR SALE.
A GREAT BARGAIN.

FIVE ACRES OFLAND on Washing
ton street, west of Figueroa street, for
sale very cheap. Inquire by letter un-
der Cypher H., Herald office. jeltf
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
FOR SALE-FOR RENT.
TO LET.

NEWLY FURNISHED Sunny Rooms,
at NO. s FIRST STREET, only few
steps from the Postoffice. m2l.lm
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
r q U N D !!

A place where fine cup of COZ FEE
or POT OF TEA, with NICE LUNCH, !,
can be had,
A Il 8 M L II HIS,
No. = TEMPLE ST. m29.tf
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04

PATENTED SEPTEMBER 26, 1874.
ZHE MA YIELD WATER Ell
EVAZOR, will make the Foulest
Well or Cistern SWEET, PURE
AND WHOLESOME, in ten days
or less time.
1t elevates water easier than any other
devise. It never freezes. 1t never cerrodes.
H has no wooden tubes to taint tho water.
It fills the bucket at the bottom of tho well
or cistern. 1t agitates tho water by pass.
ing six gallons Of air through it per minute.
It trsluces Wiglers, Water Lice and Water
Bugs to their proper clements. 1t will
save Its price once every year in dispensing
with the use Of nauseous drugs taken into
the system to remove the effect of impure
water,by rendering the water pure, sweet
and wholesome.
A child eight years old can, with ease,
draw water sufficient for the use Of large
amily out Of a ffty-foot we'll. For further
information, address
BROWNING, POPE 4 co.
Indianapolis, Ind
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
$40 REWAR D.

Lost or strayed, on Tuesday. May Sd.
from the Vtrgines Ranch, A BAY
MARE, branded (C) on the left hip.
Ten Dollars reward will be paid for the
return of the mare to Nordholt's store,
corner of First and Los Angeles streets.
myS-lm
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
FOR SALE.

A WELL-IMPROVED FARM OF so
ACRES; two artesian wells; orchard
and vineyard of 20 acres. Inquire of A.
w. POTTS, County Clerks office. m26-lw
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
FOR SALE.
l. AND OR S ALE

500 ACRES of the best fruit or agri-
cultural land at $40 per acre, north OF the
Hunter Ranch, on the river. with right
OF water. Inquire of T. Z. ROWAN, Is
Downey Block, or OF the owner, W. g. b.
RICHARDSON, near the premises.
m28.lm-d&w
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1881-06-04
WANTS-,LOST-FOUND.
ESTRAYS.

Found, by the undersigned: One bay
mare, branded s; one brown horse, and
one colt, which the owner can recover on
proving property and paying charges.
my2S.lw WIN. HE ATH, Ell Monte.
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-07-07
The Secret or Success i'm Business.

The f~requenters of Union Square in
New York have been familiar for sew
eral years past with B%rcntano's Liter
ary Emporium" a spacious store chief
ly devoted to the sale of newspapers
and other periodicals. We presume it
is the largest business of the kind i'm the
world. We have a particular reaSon
for mentioning this establishment. We
are frequently asked by young men
just coming upon the stage OF active
life, Young men who have been our
readers, perhaps, since their bOyhood,
TO explain TO them the secret OF success
in business. The history of this en-
porium would be a very good answer to
their inquiry. The writer of these lines
has seen it grow from a small newspa-
per stand down town to its present
stately and magnificent proportions.
Its success, due to very hard work,
close living. and intelligent thinking.
Boston merchant used 10 say, half in
jest, to his junior clerks:
"Boys, if You want to found a per-
fcctly stupendouS business, you must
get a barrel and a board; sell goods on
the boarl all day, and sleep in the
barrel ut night"
The original Brentano very nearly
did this. He sold his goods all day on
a board, and came as near sleeping in a
barrel as circumstances allowed. When,
at length, he had got on so far as TO
hire a very small basement store. he
slept under the counter, and lived on a
few cents a day. In other words. he
fed his business abundantly, but only
INDUCED his own appetite so far as vas
necessary.
W. observed. however, that he al
ways looked round and rosy. He took
proper care of himself. and the best
possible care of his business. Nine out
of ten of the businesses that fail perish
of starvation. Their propr.etors spend
upon themselves the money which ought
to 90 to feed and fatten their business.
From selling a few Herdids, Tritunes
and SIMS upon a board in the street,
the B~rentanos now sell. in q superb
store. everything in the world that has
the character of q periodical puhlica-
ton: newspapers from China, Calcutta
and New Zealand; magazines in every
cultivated language fonth's Cornpan-
ION
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-07-07

The factory opens at "a end on tho
wharf. Gloss To the water. Two n,en
bring ia the squirming loads on =
stTctcher and dump the mass into cop
pers for boiling. At intervals the GOV
ers are hois,ed by ropes and pulleys.
anil dense clouds of steam arise. through
which we catch yistas of men. women
and children at work. Two men ap-
! preach the coppers with strstcher and
scoop-nets. aud they throw rapid scoop
fuis, done To n scarlet. backward over
their SHOULDERS. The scarlet hue b,
seen in all quarters on the ~te1mlEg
streteher. in the great heaps On Tie
tables. in scattered individuals on 10
floor. in a large pile Of she'll. and REFUGE
seen through the open door. and ia al
oN-caTt-lOad 81 the aBe refuse. farther
OF. which il being taken away Tor u~-
n a fertilizer. The boiled lobster =
separated. on long table,. INTO d.. con
stitnent parts. The meat oi the many
tointed tail u thrust out with y punch.
A functionary called n '~'cracker' frees
that OF the claws by a couple 81 deis
cats with q cleayer. and the connecting
arms are passed on 10 be p.caed Dut
"AfH p+h " Nht Etlhs AH AHP.A+t
department. the meat - placed in the
cans. The frst girl puts In roughly 4
suitable selection Of the several parts
The next weighs It. aud adds or sub
tracts enough To- complete the e1ac.
amount desiret (one or two pOund.j.
The next forces down the conteHts with
a stamp invented especially for the pur
pf~e. The next puts IN a tan cover
wah blows % q little hammer. Then q
tray h rapidly filed with the cans. AMI
they are carried TO the solderers. who
seal them tiglf eNeep; for minute open-
ings IN the lovers. and pat them IN
another tray. which. by means Of 4
pniley-tsskic, Is then plugged in bath
ealfrons. in order thai, the can. msy -
boiled Ill the air is expelled ffon thss
contents through the minute openings.
Then they are sealed up and are bOle'!
again for several hours. when the pro-
es- 0. cooking is complete.-ScrtHTI
.MoHlhtv.
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-07-07
Browbeaiing Witnesses.

The law is charitable. Ii presumes
that ali men will do Their duty. and it
holds every ma innocent or an alleged
crime until he has been proved guilty.
LAWYERS. on the contrary, are inclined
to be uacharitable, especially towards
witnesses who testify against their
clients. Though they have sworn "to
tell the truth, the whole truth, n
nothing but the truth" the opposing
counsel usually takes it for granted that
they will go Is near commltt n perjury
rs their fears will permit. Doubtless,
there is much 10 be SAID in justification
OF the lawy ers' course. They see much
of the prevaricat.on of witnesses, and
many attempts To conceal n fact, or
To exag9erate another. 1t is not strange,
therefore, thai they should doubt the
truthfulneSS of any witness, when i'll
terested in 4 cause-and 4 ma ,orIty OF
witnesses are partisans. Their Skepti-
cism is often made Extensively prominent
in a croSs-eXaminlt.On. The lawyers
manner says. You have sworn to a lie
and | know it, and the jury shall know
it, too. before | am done with you
Then he puts a series OF questions for
the pun po>c ot utSCpiStiiiHS INC VIII
ness, SO that he may contradict himself
and thus spoil his evidence. If the
questions fail TO elect the purpose, then
they are re enforced by browbeating.
Daniel Webster once tried this method
upon Il clergyman's wife, Mrs. Green
ough, of Newton, Mass, a self-pos-
sessed and majcstic-looking woman.
The question before the court was that
of Il Mrs. Badgers soundneSs OF mind,
she having made a will during her last
sickness Mr.. " ebster, who had been
retained by those who were trying 10
break the will. saw that the testimony
of Mrs. GreenOugh. she being witness
for the opposite side, would have great
weight with the jury. He reasoned,
therefore, TO spoil her evidence if he
could. He began his ross examination
by putting a certain question, which
Mrs. Grccnough commenced to answer
by saying, II believc"-
1--WE don't want to know what you
believe, madam" reared Webster; we
want to neal what YOU knoy."
That was what | was about 10 say
replied Mrs. GrecnouGh, going light on
with Il clear answer To the question.
Again and again, Mr.. Webster. seeing
the effect ii her evidence upon court
and jury. tried to embarrass her. AT
length, irritated by his failure to rutlle
the selt-possessed witness, he spraHg 10
his feet. drew out his snuff box, took a
pinch, ald, holding a large b%andanna
handkerchief to his nose, blew a sonor-
Gus blast.
Mrs. Greenough,' he asked, while
the report was vibrating, looking sharp
w mt her. wa Mrs. Badger 4 neat
woman?"
II can't say as to that, sir; she had
one very dirty trick
"What was that"
"She took snuff"
The courthouse shook with peals of
laughter from Judge. jury. bar and
spectators YOUTHS Companion.
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-07-07
this time he expects to hearthem "brom-

this time he expects to hearthem ''brom-
ming"
"And what is .bromning'?" we in
terrupt. 1T is a kind of roar. or short
below, which travellers, rs YOU have
read. hare often mistaken for The oar
ing OF the lion. This noise they repeat
several times. and that gives Jantje a
chance to tell ut least the direction in
which the b rds are. for the female will
not be far OF. Then he steals as near
can with safety, and sits again, til early
daylight. About this time the ostrich
broms again. and then. if possible.
Jantje steals along still closer and waits
till q third bromming. about eight
O'Clock. shortly after which the cock
leaves the nest While be Is away. and
before the hen has been warned 10 as
sumo her duties. Jantje has taken an
egg or two out o; the nest, and now
knows pretty nearly where 10 come
when he wants another
"And what does lie DO with the
eggg'
Il am tod they cook them in the
shell itself, and also by putting hot
stones into them. suppose they cook
them with hot stones when they wish
10 preserve the shell, which makes q
very conyen ent bowl, and a pretty
strong one. too. Those eggs contain as
much meat as two dozen hens eggs.
and it is OF Is tine 4 flavor. nearly. My
wife frequently uses them IN baking
cakes, and il is Il common practice
among other farmers. Whenever we
find an egg with the shelf perfectly
smooth. or nearly SO, We set that down
as a wind-eIg and cook it. Where there
are Eo p.n-ho.cS IN the shell il never
matches Il chicken
And will L wild ostrich fight tor its
nest?"
They Will fight anything but / hu-
man being. | am told
And how do they make their at
tack?"
by kicking. They throw their leg
forward, and il that biz. hooked 0 e
nail comes down your back. you viii be
injured. 1t is no: always that he sue
cecds IN making 4 scratch, but the force
Of his foot is u terrible. They often
Kill each other in a right, and have
been known to Kill mcu. No matter
how tame they become, they are a
WAYS liable II attack ,ou in the breed
ing season. IL is this uncertainty
about them that makes me like the BUSH
ness
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-07-07
4 Constant and HoHOred Plsc' for Rye.

II has been 4 favOrite practice with
me to sow rye on every available space
uDoccupied by a regular farm crop. or
as soon as such crop is taken from the
ground. except where wheat or grass
Was to follow instead. This | do either
10 preoccupy the ground TO prevent its
growing up to weeds or TO raise a green
crop to be plowed under. or for pastur-
i'm. or for a crop. or for both the latter
purposes. | think rye is preferable to
anv other grain for these uses, being
the most hardy aud reliable Of all. l
have sown it any time from July TO and
through December. and had it do al
most equally well; have sOwn in corn
a, the last ~cultivating: pastured it all
the fall after the cor was taken of,
and the ne1t MAY plowed undera heavy
green crop to plant potatoes. Have
sowcd il the middle of August. then
pastured all the late fall and early
spring, then saved it for n good harvest
crop. Have sowed il the first of Sep
TENDER. and after ground was frozen;
in winter it would furnish the stock
quite an amount of green feed.
At other times l have sowed rye just
oSAoAS tAlO NlnNtA Z IA III ANOf AZ
Der or December. when il would come
up very early in the sIr,ng and give n
very fair crop. No weather or treat
ment or insect seems TO affect il much.
Have plowed a heavy growth of i,
under in November and in December,
when every inch Of earth in the furrow-
slice would be permeafed withthe white
rootleis of this hardy growing crop. and
such a dense BODY of il as to keep the
frost out. allowing it to be plowed after
other ground was frozen hard. Have
plosed il under in MAY. when il was
three and half feet high. using achain.
and the hoed crop on that ground would
resist the drouth. as the land seemed 10
hold the moisture betterthaB ans other.
1t is sometimes thought 10 be better.
when designed for 4 crop, TO have rye
pastured rather close until say the 10Th
OF MAY or t~hereabouts. after which IL
viii grow not quite sotall but even, and
a thick crop on the ground
On this same principle 1 have heard
OF some moving the early growth of
before its heading. and after that OBJ
tain q fair harvest crop. but I would
not recommend this except on strong.
rich land Some would not SOW rye on
their farms. fer they say they never
would get rid of it, but il would come
up in crops for years afterward: but l
paw no attention whatever TO such COM
plants, for in making them such men
acknowledge that they are not masters
of their profession. and IL it was not rye
they would let weeds. or thistles. or
some other foul growth take more or
less Of the space and of the plant food
which should have gone TO make q good
clesn crop for the husbaninan- In
growing rye for q crop. the ground
grain makes excellent feed and the
straw Is often worth IS much IS hay
Cor. N. I. Tribune
The Red Cloud chief., 1881-07-07
The Question Of Motive Powers Before
the Detroit LinekiIn GLIB.

The Committee on Scientific Research,
SAYS the Free Press. having been re-
Guested To furnish the club with a list
of the various motive powers in daily
use. and suggest n Few ideas on the
same subject, reported as follows:
Motive power am de power which
makes fings move. Steam am a motive
POWER. kase it makes de ingine in a dis
iillery move, an ward pollytishuns am
thus furnished wild capital stock Z pack
an pull wires. Water am a
motive power, kase it turns de wheels
of de saw-miIl an thus purvides Us wild
sidewalks full Of holes. Wind am a
motive power. kase 10 lenythens de ses-
sioas OF Congress an de yarus Legisla-
churs. 'Lectricity am a motive power,
but de rates am % awful high dat we
didn't investigate. DE bite Of q dog,
de stinx of n hornet. dc toe Of q boot.
an de squirt of a mans left eye am
numbered among de minor motive
powers Gunpowder. when properly
used. has been known 10 blow up boss
barns an kill elephant Dis committee
feels safe in sayin' dat de ueK' decade
~ill bring forth vet oder motive powen.
DE time am comm whe1 our butes will
be pulled on an off BY macbinerv when
de child'en will be put TO bed W four
re~yolushun. of de big iiy-wheel; when
de sarvint gal who dosn' come home in
time To get supper will be snakcd along
a, de rate of a mile . minute; when a
Tom an Jerry will be mixed an stirred
up b. simply pressin' on a button let
into de bar. an when de man who
cvmes home at midnight an can't open
de front gate will be Lifted up FIRE. a
second-story winde. an sobered OF In
about twenty ticks"