The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-05-01
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From of the running rvulet the Icy chain |
And the lu.ter of the wlnglct of the dovelet II
The quackle of the ducklst In the brookle
we can hear,
And the roOllet OF The pglet will present..
appear.
A match safe One put up whore the small
boy can't get 1t.
A veil is protection against the sun o
heaven and the sons Of earth.
Venus has Tilted her admirers, and hold,
undisputed sway in tho western sky.
Mine o'clock" says madame to her maid
II must begin to undrOss for the ball."
Some men are never more possessed of,
devil than when they are seif-possessed.
A gambler says: 1.-THE only hand in this
world which blesses those who grasp it is q
full hand.
Spring bonnets this season will cost abou'
what three.story house would bring at .
sheriff's sale.
An exchange says. "A young lady resem-
bles ammunition. because the powder is need
cd before the ball.
A woman has been arrested in New york
for abducting little boy. Next time she'll
know enough to take q big one.
The papers have deal to say about the
means Of egress from the theatres. Fogp
says be 10 more troubled about the means Of
entrance.
Perpetual motion is perhaps impossible to
obtain, but you can approximate 1t by put.
ting boy on chair at funeral and telling
him to sit still.
The Post suggests that the hog should
supplant the eagle IS our national bird. In
that case "Lsrdidah" should be adopted as
the nation anthem.
"As for hcr social standing" remarks a
Colorado paper of a singer, ut will be
sufficient to say that her father owns l2s
mules, and Is candidate for the legisls.
ture"
After waiting four years, a Michigan lover
nnally popped the question, and the cir!
answered. "Of course I'll have you. Why,
you fool you, we could have been msrried
three years ago."
An Indiana man bot $40 that he could ride
the Il J wheel in saw mill, and rs his widow
paid tho bet she remarked: civilian was
kind husband, but he didn't know much
about Ay.wheels."
A bashful young clergyman, recently ris,
ing to preach for the first time, made ter
fible NIX of it, announcing bis tex. in this
wise: sand Immediately the cock wept, and
reter went out and crow bitterly"
Vupitu Of ~ n ttau, Il
teeth she laughs often, If she's got pretty
foot she'll wear short dress and if she's rot
q neat hand she's fond of a game of whist;
aud IT the reverse she dislikes all these small
affairs.
Copy was out. Tho devil picked UP q pa.
per and sait: Here's something About a
Woman'-must l cut II out?" "Noy' thun-
derd the editor; ''the hrs! disturbance ever
created In the worli was occa.ioned by the
devil fooling about woman"
Two Cincinnati ladies, who had lately re-.
turped from trip abroad, were exchanging
opinions In reference TO the famous pictures
they had seen. "Give me tho Reconnaissance
school Of art" exclaimed ono, $50 full of
of poetry; so ditfsrep. from the
Pro Raphelits." "II's very true what YOU
say" observed the other, "but rs for ma. /
Just dote on the Dustle dorp school, the D lint
10 so much fresher."
The bad print in which the Chic sufferers
are mentioned led Mr.. Partington into a
serious mistake. "Ohio suffsrers!" said she
swell. we'll, that IL too bad, when congress
hiss got the lockjaw and the president eau.
relieve them, showing that though man NAV