, 1881-03-11
PERSONALS.

Win nnCulnDHlA NEu sleuI1alRlH lhG last tJn,B
he WINS In tho Scnate chamber he remarked ia
trothor s'onAtor, II nm piaying out rapidly, and
must 10 home ani tnku rest"
Tic her lleAd up In n towel,
fct hcr put on fathers blouse;
Bcntl tho children In tho country
Nlnmmn's rcaiy to ctcun house.
-.,iarrh Afaslrtoal.
A wicked olt man In Afonea
.Ou nj, orange peel stepped. Rtp1 then ho
With wild. ringing wtoop
Flew oil the front stoop;
Saying 49," With n very big D.
"'rwixt the Gloalntng and tho Dgrkn il
tho ttte Of tho latest novel .aslcd In Norv Yo,f.
4 Chicago young nlnn Is think Ing Of getting M,
ono ccntItcd ""rwlxt tho Old Mum aud the, bark"
lie callot when her father waa at home and In.
dog tlnteh,
"Rosc0o Conkling "-You are wrong, Nay.
ing ,nailo Mr.. Itaino Secretary or stntc. II
would not havo done to havo given hall IIanlf,.
ton tho War Department. Unfortunately, tas
persons best fitted for Cabinet pos!Itons do no,
always obtain them.
Tho Tcrre Ilaute tInd.) E1pr ess asserts
that Mr.. and Mrs. Luke Carroll, WIZ use lyIna
in Frankltn Township, Mnrlon County that
State arc uged respectively loS and 1U6 years
and arc prohnby tho oldest couple III tho United
Statcs. They aro both natives OF YiratnIn.
Ex-AIayor Richard Wallacl, who had lonr
boon conspicuous figure In tho political circles
Of Washington. and WIN hud appeared rs A
Grand Marshal In tho ceremonies OF two or thrco
inaugurations, tltcA In TINT city In his 9th year
on tho 4th inst. during tho Inauguration Of
President Garfield.
Miss Ella Wheeler writes to sny Tint sonle-
body told aer thAt THE TaInuNE hni been print.
Ing !. some nonsenslcal verses wlth her nau,o At
tnchel 10 thom." While 1t may mt bo possible
to deny tho truth Of this assertion, 1t Is fact
TINT no poetry Inns over appcnrcd In this paper
with Miss Wilceur's nnme attached except tha.
sont'ln by tho ludy hcrsolf.
London Punch: "Pater-'No my boy
| Two been making my will, mud I've left ycry
| larRe property in trust for you. | merely Wish
| to nsk sou II YOU'VE any suggestion to o1err
Son. We'll, don't know that have, sr-un+
i'-tpontlers,-'Qucsh'ni is-as things 70
nowadays, wouldn't It be bcttor to !enyc tho
property to tho other t'llar, alld-ah-'rro!nt no
the tr,1steoT"
Rhode Island papers aro telling very
beautiful story ct Clergyman who visited an
Insane nsyluu and Was attacked BY maniac,
but who brokc Into 4 song ind snisg 1t SO sweet.
| II md clearly that tho lunatto WAS calned. A
Chicago man recently visited tho Cook County
| Insane Asylum. and whllo thOre aang song,
Several OF the tnmateB were 30 touched TINT they
tried to cscnpc.
~ ~" ~ ~ -. .Ssr '..'s oseou - w
suct references to American subjects as suay bo
| ct interest to its toregn-born readers. Tho
SUCCESS Of tho Herald In this ncld shows that
noss mAa o. t'as ,a. .'o tS,.o,'sts
o.s's M r,.,,, ~" ~ -. ~ tant,', rs'o
." 49, es.in', ',,,i .,a.anIa,s,a ,".,.,o, ~. '
Twas Harry who the silence broke:
"3llss Kate. why aro you like trco!'
| INN tnnr t11
20 no; because you're wood" saIa ho.
II havo a-hoartf" ho asked, so low.
fcrnnsHor mnt]o tho younr man rod;
y I1cca,,sn you're aanpy. t,on't t YOU knowf.
>. -Irnhuna t,o,f
c..,.sr.,, y,,,,,,. =. t,7, ,.,~osn.rd-
W. tm9nE.u 80 IL: Gn.a"it Ian
"o "n.o. s,.,., .t,a. - To- thn mt
,nott,or ,sho ha. secn hcr ann nndo President.
Mrs ,Icsso n. Grant of Jcrsoy city. without
hnIbt co,,ld contcs. that claim. Thnro ought 10
hc sotuntbnu wr,ttsn ol,o,,t rresttcnte' mothers;
thu wlvea havc n,wnya heen talked about, but
erccnt;nu tho mnthcr of Washington. who gays
hin, trnbpr "a arcwoit n, In sct mt far New York
| IN bn ,unue,1rntcd as tim President, the mothers
hnvo Ind itttln said far them,"
I.sJ n,a,,,,o,,,. ,,,o,,,,, yor t1,o o,an,nr NJ
M..;aa, '',sa,,,. .nd .,,i,o.in. ~ Enr1and
t"p ...a a 1910. hs n vnts In
u ounuas "a9 teo'n3 ..sss..'t,x xa,s amono
t to " ~ ~ " as ~ - c,4, sho duke Of
s1n,nrsrt tho Forl. of norhy. Granville, Kim.
ncrI,y. un,1 snonccr. and Lords ER1p, uoscberJ.
ann +, ,rntror, Onnosc, to IL wcre Lord Chan.
ca,,or snthorna tho sfarnuis of Salisbury, ths
1,n.I. ~ ,.a.nc".roId f.n,rra and shnftesbury,
a'" ama sn.,s ,,soartar uo"rhvn shntc. and suud.
r1.,., ..Ia ~ "a will
~, ...,,,, s,,rta mt
Me haSe 1cceHeu poe11 "tAs'' '''A
"'th tho remark TINT ,,,
InS H. snoM Gola IN IN ta2 2,sst}s. tonna
Tie sacrsd spos Thore thnu III laid
Low IN tho fro.on sroana. .,,,, mi. md
Ihere 10 notaInS no"sy or iresn aovas % ~ ~
We saao5 n,ns a sasa aaa
yarn. II our Rluea cohtt'ua'ol ,,,.' esa .nav rad
gF'vo that WASN'T eoVcfea W.. Ill.,. ,.b'.,,c. Il
nfnltnd whioa mo ooia "lha a.an ~, s4tcot Of
would pa worth WORKING ap ~ 'D'
half Il column or 10.
1ir. s. G. Dlanl Of San Jose. Cal, i'as ~
covurcd verdict Of $7.6o0 damages axaiast .as
Southern Factfo Railroad Conrany. 10 nssms ,us
boom forclbly oxpcEod from tran for rsfes!hs ,hs
10 pay tho 10 cents extra fare demanded a. w w.
tru,u rate Tle cutncd to hnyD tcndared INC ~. ~,
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