The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-09-29
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Nobody In ,l.s world is baPfed than
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A sKsu IN Accosnst ooansf. Va. 10 The
father o. ~ elssjren ''esghi pair And
three socs. ~ The local paper expresses
Il.
The wrong nen slssys set rseh. u
- tiye fellow who has no money who Is al.
says telling bop macA good be would do
With il II he lad H.
Are you ieilsns ne tho sruih abou,
thss horse said The buyer 70 the seller.
Add The latter replied Great snakes,
so' You didst ospee, ne %, did you,
III you ~ast 10 employ whi,oH1hcr,
oos,rsci sith him 10 whi,ovAsh the floors.
The furniture and everything but The ocil.
ing. Then be may &c, some vbiievAsh
90 tho ceiling.
A very ANAL boy can get outside Of a
very large watermelon in q very small
space 81 time. but Il takes very large
doctor 10 harmonic the two.
Two children were presented 70 .
Yves. Troy clergyman As candidates for
baptism. One, little girl. Was asked II
ale had ever been baptized before. "Yes, "
MAS the answer. and mine took but Char
lies didn't
This is the latest Western form Of say
ing man Was hanged: HE was mani
i. ously chosen by = convention Of sin
property holders 10 jump from . new pine
platform into the sweet subsequently,"
An exchange says: "Pennsylyania
Dutch girls make good preserves. but
II doesn't say how much sugar you take to
a pound Of Dutch gil, or how long you
let EN- boil The recipe for preserving
Dutch girls ough. TO 10 published.
A Chicago Sunday school labored two
years 10 cure a boy Of going fishing Sun.
DAY aud succeeded. but "A he has got into
the reform school for roasting cat alive,
they rather think their time wasted.
Some unhappy person has said Lots
wife would not have looked back but .
woman In new dress passed her. and she
wanted to see II the back breadth was ruff
hei.
--Niagara Falls is so brilliantly illumi-
mated by the electric light every evening
that after paying the hackman you can
easily sec whether there is anything left in
your pooketbook.
"A poor widow was asked how she be.
came so much attached TO certain neigh
Dor, and replied that she was bound to
him by several cords Of wood which be
had sen. her during theihard winter.
Annie, said fond husband to his
wife, "what were the current expenses for
last month";" "0h," she answered, ''only
% cents" "Wby, how was thatg" well,
you sec | only baked cakes twice, and,
therefore used very few currants.
Another Ohio man has just got
place. He was a postmaster who saved
the government little money by printing
his own postal cards, and he has got nice
place in jail. There is no salary attached
to his new place, but then nobody is try
ing to crowd him out
A South End girl thanked a man who
gave Ler his seat in a street car, and he
married. Ler and proved to be worth $780,
00). We circulate this lie in hope Of in
ducng the girls TO DO more courteous
Here's positive fact that occurred in
enc. OF the public schools recently: A
small boy was asked TO name some part Of
his own body. lie thought moment and
then replied: "Bowcls- which are five in
number a, e, !. aud u. and sometimes
" and y.
--An Irish la.ly was SO much on her
guard against betrayisg her national ac-
cent that she is Reported TO have spoken
Of the creature Of yesuvias, " fearing that
the crater would beiray her again.
what kind Of . mark 10 THAR said
Mssady to his friend Talthorpe, pointing
10 scar on his face. ats question
mark, replied the other; got it for ask.
ing man III il was warm enough for
him
man was tried some little time back |
for stealing several clocks. The defence
set MP by the learned gentleman who APP
pesred for him was this--that after the
prisoner had taken the clocks to his own
house he Dput them all back. The jury
ildn't acluit him.
"A guest at one Of the fashionable ho-
Iels took bis seal at the dinner table, but
10 one appearing TO wait upon him be re.
Have they any walters in this
hotei2' Eyes, responded wag on the
opposite side Of the table. "the boarders
ire tho waters
IT pays to read the newspapers. Old
rallwood. the farmer, has been digging
with hands and sweating with his brow
u summer long aud Just managed to get
as ''proiuce' into market the day prices
sen, down aud he won't get enough mon.
y frmn his farm to buy = new horse
blAnke, in the FALL His son Ben has kept
limscli posted on the esthe,ics Of the day
'sd by sending daisies and swamp cat
ais 10 the city, made enough to buy two
lew suits Of clothes aud take week on a,
lie sea shore
A lcafy background, two noble trces,a
.ammoek swinging beneath. and she on
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