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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04
What to Call Her.

When a woman addresses her partner
with gushes of affection, as Hubby"
or Ny dearest hubby" he may posi-
bly, like it if he can bear it, but most
men would like 60 hear almost anything
else. One fears that different terms of
address may follow, which represent
another mood. On the other hand,
when a man addresses his spouse as
Wifee," it is almost impossible to avoid
thinking of doggy" and there is an
unpleasant feeling of sickness at hear
ing the word. But when one hears a
husband address his wife as "Queenie, T"
which is said to be the word used by one
of the most distinguished authors Of
New England in addressing his better
half, it seems as if the wife had her
proper place in his affections. The
word is expressive it grants the supe-
riority of woman it enthrones her In
his home. Quite in contrast is the re-
served tone in many households. 1t is
always "Mr Smith and " Mrs. Smith, I"
and one fears constantly that he may
disturb the dignity of that house. Such
severe propriety, however, can hardly
endure the innovations of children. 1t
is mamma and "papa which soften
ones feelings, and then they grow into
the more respectable terms, "father I"
and mother" until the wife calls the
husband father and the husband
calls his wife mother" When there
are no children and it is always Mr.. Z"
and Mrs" there is a skeleton in the
household, and love has escaped through
the window, like Noah's dove, in search
Of q nav life Then fhera ara tba aa
verely homely terms which one finds in
use by Charley's father toward his wife,
the woman saying "my man" or simply
man." the husband addressing the
partner of his tolls simply as "wife" or
woman" and yet, when there is q
smile on the hardy faces, the words are
wonderfully freighted with meaning.
After all, there is nothing like simpli-
city and honesty between husband and
wife.-Boston Herald.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04
Driving with tae Parasol.

The other evening the Jester was
bathing his eyes in cold water, and sus
pended the operation long enough to re-
mark
IF woman can't take her parasol
to heaven when she dies, she won't be
happy there. She will come back afte,
it."
An impressive quiet followed this dog
matte statement, and the parasols of the
court knew some of them where in fol
it.
eve were driving this afternoon,
the aggrieved Jester resumed, "and the
princess kindly shaded my head with
her parasol. 1t was very kind, indeed
It limited my view of the country, n,
times, to nay knee and the dashboard o.
the wagon. Whenever we met team
especially if the road was very narrow
the princess lowered her parasol between
myself and the passing wagon, so that
turned out by faith, or stood on my head
to catch glimpse OF the collidne
wheels. When we started down steer
hill, she dropped the parasol between
me and the horses, and 1 trusted to the
good sense of the animals to keep out o.
the ditch. When we met any acquain-
tances to whom wished to bow, she
knocked my hat into my eyes. Wher
she would point my adzniring gaze to
some exquisitely tinted autumn leaves,
she iabbed projecting parasol rib intt
my eye. When she turned to speak tc
any one in the rear seat, she rasped th<
back of my neck. Oft as the carriage
struck stone or lurched over rut
she prodded my long suffering head with
vicious little iabs. 1 drew my head
down between my shoulders and sal
crouched and bent, but the remorseless
parasol still pursued me. I have beer
pelted and rasped and proaded, and al
from mistaken sense of Kindness. A
woman's unselfishness and kindness OF
heart always prompts her to hold bel
parasol over the man who drives. And
If the man who drives is allowed to choose
for himself, he will choose sunstroke il
preference to the parasol every time.
do not complain, mind you. I merely
make simple statement of plain fact
Any man who has to drive q pair Of
horses while some gentle-hearted woman
holds parasol over him knows what
have suffered. And when she holds an
umbrella it is infinitely worse. Then
the man is utterly and hopelessly extin.
guished, and the material world ia to
him only wild, blank chaos of alpaca
and whalebone.
But here her little serene highness
closed the debate by deciding that the
nose caught it, but the eyes had it, and
without appealing from the decision OF
the chair the house adjourned Bur
dette.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04
In q Hammock.

eve been fool!" growled Harper, as
he united parcel in his front yard, and
shook out new hammock. "Here I've
been looping around all through this in
fernal hot spell; when might as well
have been swinging in hammock, and
had my blistered bark cooled off by the
breezes." WIS ole.l f
Anyone can put up a hammock. All
you've got to do is to unite about five
hundred snarls, and work over the thing
until you can't tell whether the open
side was meant to go up or down. This
puzzled Harper for full twenty minutes.
but he finally got it right, and fastened
the ends to two convenient trees.
81 Then he took off his hat and coat and
rolled in with a sigh of relief. No, he
didn't quite roll in. He was all ready
to, when the hammock walked away
from him, and he rolled over the grass,
and came to stop with croquet ball
under the small of his back. ~
"Did you mean to do that?" called q
boy who was looking over the fence, and
slowly chewing away on green apples.
"Did L? OF course 1 did, Get down
off that fence or I'll call policeman.
The boy slid down, and Harper
brought up lawn chair for the next
move. It's the easiest thing in the
world to drop off chair into a
hammock. Lots of men would be
willing to do it on salary of ten dollars
per week. The trouble with Harper
was, that he didn't drop all his body at
once. The upper half got into the ham,
mock all right, but the lower half kicked
and thrashed around on the grass until
the small boy, who didn't mean to leave
the neighborhood until the show was
out, felt called upon to exclaim: "You
can't turn handspring with your head
all wound up in that net, and I'll bet
money on it,"
Harper suddenly rested from his labors
to rise up and shake his fist at the young
villain, but that didn't help the case a
bit. He hadn't got into that hammock
yet. He carefully looked the case over,
and decided that he had his plans too
high. He felt around to see if he was
all in, and then gave himself swing.
No person can be happy In hammock
unless the hammock has a pendulous
motion. This hammock of Harper was
getting the regular salt water swing
when his knots united, and he came
down on the broad of his back with such
a jar that the small boy felt called upon
to observe:
"That amt no way to level lawn
you want to use regular rollerY'
After the victim had recovered con-
seriousness, he crawled out, gently
rubbed his back on an apple tree, and
slowly disappeared around the corner of
the house, in search of some weapon
which would annihilate the hammock at
one sweep, and though the boy called to
him again and again, asking if min
strel performance was to follow the reg
ular show, Mr.. Harper never turned his
head nor made sign.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

THE DIR. HARTER MEDICINE COMPANY, of st.
Louis, Mo-, is one of the most honorable and
substantial establishments in the country. DR..
HARrER's IRON Tonic is one of the standard
and most .highly-esteemed preparations of the
day, and Justly enjoys wide and increasing
sale. This is brought about by the high merit
of the goods and the judicious and extensive
manner in which they are advertised through
out the country. Laudatcry columns might be
easily written in their praise, butt with goods SO
better purpose.-Des Monies (Io,oG) Western
Farm Jooandl.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

Rev. -, Washington, ID. O., writes; :"
believe tito be all wrong and even wicked for
clergymen or other public men to be- led into
giving testimonials to quack doctors or vile
stuffs called medicines, but when q really mer-
itorious article il made of valuable remedies
known to all, that all physicians use and trust
in daily, we should freely commend it.
therefore cheerfuny and heartily commend
Hop Bitters for the good they have done me
and my friends, firmly believing they have no
equal for family use. / will not be without
them. "-Nes1 Y0ik Baptist Weekly.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

Official returns show how vast are the
flocks of sheep owned in the Austral-
asian colonies: The New Zealand and
Australian Land Company owns 300, 900
sheep; Mr.. Robert Campbell, 1886, 900
sheep; Mr.. George Henry Moore, SO, 600
sheep; Messrs. Dalgetty a. Co., 20S, 900
sheep; Messrs. Clifford n Weld, $4,000
sheep: Sir Dillon Bell, $1,000 sheep;
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

For DYSPEPSIA, indigestion, depression of
spirits and general debility in their various
forms, also as preventive against fever and
ague and other intermittent fevers, the FERRo
PHosHHoRATED ELIXIR OF CALIsAYA BARK, made
by Caswell, Hazard 81 Co., New York, and sold
by all druggists, is the best tonic. and for pa
tients recovering frsm fever or other sickness
it has NO equal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

IT is learned from a private report
that on the southern seaboard of the
Chinese province of Kwantung are found
wild silkworms which feed on the cam
phor tree, and whose silk is utilized in q
singular manner. When full grown, the
caterpillar is cut open and the silk ex-
tracted in form much resembling cat
gut This substance is subjected to a
hardening process and made into fish
lines
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

THERE is wreck chart of the British
Isles published annually in England.
Little black marks are engraved foi
every wreck, opposite that part of the
coast where they occurred. More than
one of these charts have over one thou
sand spots, denotiug either total loss or
serious disaster.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

INJAPAN spiders interfere considerably
with the telegraphic service by spinning
long webs from the wires to the trees
and to the earth, which, in wet weather,
become good conductors of electricity,
and carry off the current. Forces of men
have to be employed 10 keep the lines
clear. so great is this evil.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

NORTH GREECE, N. Y, April 70, 1880:
DIR. H. ". PIERCE, Buffalo, N. J.. Dear SIR !:
feel it my duty to write and thank you for what
your Medical Discovery" and !" Fayorite Pre-
scription" have done for my daughter. 1t is
now five weeks since she began their use. She
Is mere feshy, has more color in her face, and
Ii in other ways greatly improved.
Yours truly, Mrs. MARoELIA MYERS.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

In THE treeless steppes of Tartary and
the pampas of South America the in
habitants make up for want OF other
fuel by burning the bones of cattle. 1t
is generally considered that the bones of
an OK will produce enough heat by
which to cook its flesh.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

BY contracting q severe Cough and Cold. I
was compelled to give up my daily work and
keep to the house. A neighbor recommended
me TO try bottle of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
it was procured and used to my astonishment
relief was instantaneous.
EDw. w. CLAYTON, waverly, Md.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

SCOT falling on the carpet from open
chimneys or carelessly- handled stove
papers, if thickly covered with salt, can
be brushed up without injury to the car
pet.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

A MANS own conscience is his sole
tribunal and he should care no more
for that phantom "opinion than he
should fear meeting ghost if he cross
the churchyard at night.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

DR.. WzNoHELLs Teething Syrup has never
failed to give immediate relief when used in
cases of Summer Complaint, Cholera-infantum,
or pains in the stomach. Mothers, when your
little darlings are suffering from these or kim
dred causes, do not hesitate to give II a trial.
You will surely be pleased with the charming
effect. Be sure to buy DIR. Winchell's Teething
Syrup. Sold by ali druggists. Only rs cents
per bottle
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

"a young friend Of mine was cured OF an in
satiable thirst for liquor, which had 30 pros
trated him that he was unable to do any bust
ness. He was entirely cured by the use OF Hop
Bitters. 1t allayed all that burning thirst, took
away the appetite for liquor, made his nerves
steady, and he has remained . sober and
steady man for more than two years, and has
no desire to return to his cups. / know Of .
number of others that have been cured of
drinking by it."-From leading r. r. official,
Chicago, nl-Tinea
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

For Headache, Constipation, Live Complaint
and all bilious arrangements Of the blood, there
is no remedy as sure and safe as Eilert's Day
light Liver Pills. They stand unrivalled in re-
moving bile toning the stomach and in giving
healthy action to the liver. Sold by ali druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

A HoLYoKE, Mass, exchange alludes to
the cure of d. o. Judd, Esq, U. S. Super
visor of Postal Card Mandatory, who was
cured by ST. Jacobs Oil of rheumatism and
neuralgia Bridgeport, CT, Standard.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

TONIC administered through the stomach is
generally excl ant, and apt to derange func-
llonsl action, but DIR. HoLMAN's PAD supplies
the tonic by absorption, and is therefore the
proper form of remedial application. trial
will prove how important Is this form Of cure.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

MIR. GEORGE DRAKE, As Oak street, Indi-
annapolis, Ind, suffered terribly with water "
rheumatism. He used st. Jacobs Oil and
was entirely cured.-N. Y. Spirit Of the
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

the Hon. William : Robinson, $4,000
sheep; Sir Cracroft Wilson, AS, 000sheep;
Mr.. Kitchen, 80, 900 sheep; and Nr. AL
Ian Mclean, 500, 900 sheep. sF s..
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

LEARNING maketh young men temper
ate, is the comfort of old age, standing
for wealth with poverty and serving as
an ornament to riches.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

"GoLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY" Grade
mark registered) is not only q sovereign reme-
DIV for consumption, but also for consumptive
night-sweats, bronchitis, coughs, splitting Of
blood, weak lungs, shortness of breath and
kindred affections of the throat and chest By
dx,xo0;ofo
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

HEALTH, Hope and Happiness restored by
Lydia +. Pnkham's Vegetable Compound, the
positive cure for all female complaints.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

THERE is but one real cure for badness
CARBoIIsE, a deodorized extract Of petroleum,
a natural Hair Restorer. AS recently improved,
CARBoLUE is free from any objection. The
best hair dressing known.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

UNLNE other cathartics, DIR. Pierces "Pel-
lets" do not render the bowels costive after
operation. but, on the contrary, establish per-
manetly healthy action. Being entirely Uegetd-
Die, no particular care is required while using
them. BY druggists
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

The sales of the Frazer axle grease are in
creasing every day, because it is as good as rep
resented.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

IT has wonderful power on bowels, liver and
kidneys! What? Kidney-Wort.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04
Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure
Bed.Russ. Roaches.

IRVINE, KY, has kept its kangman's
gallows standing for twenty-one years.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04
HOW IT'D sECURE HEALTH

1t is strange any viii suffer from arrangements
brcaght on by ingure blood. when SCOVILLS SARSA-
PARILLA AND STILLINGIA, or BLOOD AND
LIVER SYRUP. will health to the physical or
ganration. IL is Strengthening SYRUP pleasant Ca ke
and the BEST BLOOD PURIFIER ever discovered,
curing Scrofua, Syphtic disorders. Weakness of the
Kidneys Eryspeas Malaria, Nervous disorders Debil-
y Bilious complaints and Diseases of the Blood LIVER
Kidneys. Stomach, Skin, etc.
BAKERS PAIN PANACEA cures pain in man and
beast.
DR. ROGERS WORM SYRUP instantly destroys
WORMS.
eT- Garfield and Family, elegant engraving, 1924
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04
TINE DR. HAnrER MEpIcINE COMPANY. of

rats, cats, mice, ants flies, insects, cleared out
by "Rough on Rats" 15c., druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

IN The small boys idea Of genuine
n Nlcomfort and happiness was 10 be
III III pitched into pond Ice creaInwhose
Ill IA ~ Shores were made of sponge cake.
Ill ~ \ His misery was the absence of these
IlbMl pheasant substances. That boy simply
i hUsI represents humanity Comfort Is APP
/ TWIN l Ipreciated by contrast-we enjoy
/ UlnJ Thing I'm proportion TO our conception
i IMElili Iof the disadvantages of our depriva-
| HnIst Iton thereof This applies TO material
/ II Wll Things as well as 10 immaterial con-
l flNIV UIsiderations. The icicle, whose APP.
IllW VIpearance in the wintry cold ana
IJM IL IA lbleakness sends the shiver of discom-
Ic,ivIll N fort through the observer, would sug-
| (IIH lflIgest notions of the coolest comfort in
| ,SlEIt III hot and sultry days of the summer
M Ain Iseason. And in both seasons-that
ii Mn H|f in which the icicle hourishes best
W II III land in the one wherein its absence Is
W II llIconspicuous-that most uncomforta-
hA llble and torturlng disease, rheuma-
l min u1nltsm, plentifully abounds, causing
IlIeiW MINI lpain and agony TO myriads OF people.
ItUI DNII And yet IL need not be thus affective
l iii HlBU liz sufferers would only use ST. JACOBS
l WI Viii lOIL, the surest, safest and speediest
L MAR iii remedy in the whole world for the
L NIL iii Eradication and cure OF rheumatism
l MSl I'M land all painful ailments The follow
Id N ling from the X ochester und.l St1tiiiel
M III shows how some people attend 10 their
l LlW iii rheumatism When a young hus
| %llllI band had gone from home, and with
! MEl Mill fond solicftude telegraphed his little
tECliUlJl lwife-'What have you for breakfast,
IJSNllNN land how's the baby?' he received the
| .Sll 1llV brief practical and suggestive reply
l lWHV Buckwheat cakes and the measles
JuM II I'VE have the report of a case in our
NUI II midst, not where measles was In the
lWI II bill of fare, but where scidtic rheuma-
III UN hism confined Mr.. j. Dawson, the we'll
IXUU known Roch ester druggist, TO his
III llu room for a long period II was stated
ldYIu Ito our reporter in the following words:
n jlu / The senior member Of this firm was
HfiU attacked with sciatic rheumatism
INV IN about December 10th last, and for four
lin Ml weeks succeeding Feb. 10th, could
lin III Scarcely leave his room. He used ST.
NN lJAcoBs OIL, and is now able to be at
In III This place of business, feeling not much
| II 1.-THE worse for his recent affiiction.
IN 1.-THE inference is convincing The
r run which ST. JACOBS OIL. is having
l= lis, we say, unpr ecedented and the ar
/ ~ Iticle is rapidly displacing all other
| IFS rheumatic remedies as fast as its vir-
| VI tues become known.
Nh Edgar r. Paige, Esq, druggist,
| Mn Writes us from Chicopee Falls, says
IN - 1.-The Springfield (Mass) Rcpublican,
| I'll l'that Mr.. Albert Guenther, under
| ~ IWilds Hotel, has used that remarka-
| AN lbleremcdy, ST. JACOBS OIL, foraseyere
| IN lease of rheumatism, and it cured him
las if by magic
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

For Rheunatism, Sprains and Bruises us'
Uncle Sans Nerve and Bone Liniment, sold by
all druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

cT- Garfield and Family elegant engraving, 1924.
Sent for "a (stamps SuEEHY Co.. 33 Barclay st, NY.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

DR. ROGERS WORM SYRUP instantly destroys
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1881-11-04

BAKERS PAIN PANACRA cures pain in man and
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Free IA Musical Journal Address f. Brshm, Erie Pa.

G70 WEEK. Sl2 day ut home easily made. Costly
VI & outfit free. Address TRUE Co. Augusta. Ma
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1881-04-12


fY Self-sacriflce is at the root Of all
the blossoms of goodness that have snr
vived the wreck OF paradise There never
was heart but had some CLEANS of it.
Shining at times in royal natures, differ
ing as the light of day without clouds,
there is yet no life 80 dark and clouded
hut that it sends golden shaft through
the opening rift To be great-hearled
for the love we bear to our Master, and
in imitation of Him, lis rtbe ideal Of
Christianity, for it is; the religion Of Him
whose life and death we're sacrifice -
II we are to follow, we must, like him,
bear cross. 1t has been so from the
beginning. Call the dead world OF The
worlds worthies-its prophets, apostles.
and saints, the great teachers Of man.
kind, the architect of our liberties, the
heroes of civilization, the ministering
angels who have blessed the poor, the
sick, the dying, and helpless. Has moi
the measure of their goodness been self
denial2 They have suffered that others
might suffer less; they have died for the
truth that others might live; they have
defended human rights by enduring IN.
speakable wrong Is not heaven to be
reached through deathf The blessed
One entered not into glory until He had
been crucified The leaders of mankind
have, had to tread a b!ackened, and
scorched path OF suffering, and we enter
into their labor without sorrow. White
robes of earth saintship, like those o.
heaven, are only gained through much
tri5ulation. Everything good costs
self-denial u. K. Geikie
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1881-04-12
A Word to Teachers.

Be careful Of your language, always,
but especially 60 when among your pu
pills; they will very soon copy your
words and expressions. In a thought
less moment. you may exclaim :"l'm
almost dead !" when you know it is not
true, and are sorry for it afterwa ards,
when you overhear Mary or Susie talk
ing and one of them saws, 81 am tired
to DEATH" repeat your own words ex-
actly Sometimes schoolmate reprores
her friend for such an exaggeration, but
the ready reply is, II heard teacher say
+so." Avoid all expressions such as,
"rd give the world for a sight of it!'
II shall die laugbiDg!v 81 never saw
anything like it in nv lifer' When you
have learned to get along without using
them, begin to teach your pupils not to
bat do not attempt such thing, and
then go and do exactly what you have
reproved others for doing.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1881-04-12
Angels Do Not Chew.

A minister, the Rev. Mr. H, vat
a good man. but rough 10 his ways, and
verv fond of chewing tobacco.
One day he was caught In a-shower ii
Illinois, and going to rude cabin near
by, he knocked at the door. A sharp
looking dame answered his summons.
He asked for, shelter s4i3 20 9aIsssl,. /!
81 don't know you, "she replied, sus-
;piciously. es .ta sal 80
Remember the Scriptures" said the
Domioie,, ..Be not forgetiul to entertain
strangers, for thereby some have enter.
tanned angels unaware. s8i as
"You needntsay that" returned the
other mo angel would come down here
with big quid Of tobacco 10 bis mouth 7
She shut the door in bis face, leaving
the good man to the mercy OF the rain,
and his own reflections.