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The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10
-pArson Tyler ocairHiistingaished him
self last veck by discussing the horse qu~'

-PArson Tyler acknowledgements him
self last veek by discussing The bore su~'
ton.
--Bssldes running ,he Conicnniai house
., Leicester. Mass. y. y. Bo~les has also
opened the connlodious hotel At Spencer.
Morchouss vanis . few good teams
add drivers on his coal job. Apply at once
Good work and good pay.
--Don't fail 10 ooms 70 ths lycsun Hat.
urasy evening. Come With yoar amt,
grandmother or sweetheart
That road case is agi,a,ing The pub.
lie mind somewhat. and causing deal Of
litigation.
Quiltorfeld and Burgess have taken
big contract Of Foote TO stock bis mill with
logs
The new mill Of the Glastonbury Co.
recently erected 1t Sunderland, takes
n number OF vorkmen from here.
MIR. and Mrs. Hugh Townsend were
.'complimen,ed on the 18th anniversary Of
their nptials with crystal presents amount.
ing TO about s25.
Edmund Cravier, whose office rs
in log shanty on the mountain, is doing
quite o satisfactory business photographing
from house to house.
Tho lyceun ball is rolling and sLs first
debate will take place next Saturday even.
lug. Theme: Resolved thst lawyers are .
benefit to the people. DisputAnts. af. q,
W. Knapp. +. A. Gleason; neg, J. W. Ha-
gar aud 'yours truly" james Morehouse
is President. and II. y. Knapp vice-Pres.'
and Frank Heisler Sec. The usual literary
exercises. music etc. will occur previous
to the debate. Hope there will be 3 good
turnout.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10
Oh, what A Cssghi

Will you heed the warning. The signal
perhaps Of the sure approach Of that more
terrible disease Consumption. Ask your
selves il you can afford Tor the sake Of saw
ing 90 cts, to run the risk aud do nothing
for it. We know from experience that
Shiloh's Cure will Cure your Cough. II
never fails. This explains why more than
8 Million Bottles were sold the past year.
II relieves Group, aud Whooping Cough.
at once. Mothers DO not be without it.
For Lame Back. Side or Chest, uss Shi.
loh's Porous Plaster. Sold by J. n. HARD.
Manchester. and by q. J. WAIT, Factory
Point. VI
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

We will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Rleo
tro.Voltaic Belts and other Electric sppli.
ances on trial for thirty days to young
men and older pen4,ns who are afflicted
with Nervous Debility. Lost Vitality, etc.
guaranteeing speedy relief and complete
restoration Of vigor md manhood Also
for rheumatism, Neuralgia, Paralysis,
Liver and Kidney difficulties, Ruptures.
aud many other diseaseG Illustrated pam
phiet sent free. Address voltsic Belt Co.,
Marshall, Mich. 25ly81
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

Senator Morrill, is the senior member OF
the U. s. Senate and is now IA years old.
Senators Anthony and Edmnnds are the
only ones longer in the Senate. The COM
bined services Of the Vermont senators, 70
years, far exceeds that OF the senators from
any other state.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

Is il not worth the small price OF rs
cents TO free yourself Of every symptom Of
these distressing complaints. il you thi Ok
80 call at our store and get . bottle of
shilohs vitalizer, every bottle has .
. printed guarantee on Il. uss accordingly
aud II il does yos no good il will cost you
nothing. Sold by J. n HARD. Msncbes.
ter, and by c. J. WAR, Factory Point. VI.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10
A e,im~iy hint.

In our climate. with its sudden changes
OF temperature, it Is no wonder that o;u
children, friends and relatives are 80 FREE
auently taken froin US by neglected colds;
half the cold resulting from this cause. A
bottle. OF DIR. N q. Whites Pulmonary
Elixir. kept III tie house for immediate
use, will prevent much sickness. and by
the use Of few doses, save many doctors
bills. For sale every where.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10
Extract fren .Lsstsr.

"In the winter OF 1878, Iwss confined
TO the house 3 or months and to the bed
weeks with Rheumatism. l could get
no relief. began using Henry 4 John
sons Arnics and Gil Liniment, and in ten
days by the use OF half bottle was
cured
NATHs JEwE1 7, East Haddam, c."
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

Mr.. j. Marsh. Of Toronto Ont, writes:
"Billiousness and dyspepsia seemed to
have grown up with me; having been suf-
ferer for years. have tried many remidies.
but with no lasting result until / used
your BuRDocK BLOOD BITrERs. They have
been truly to blessing ID me, and ! cannot
speak to highlyoithem. Price Sl.00 trial
size 10 cents. -
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

Sending French Canadians to csnad.
amounts to business for the Central road
of shout 50, 900 . month, while that ofim
migration to the States represents over
$4,000. This would indicate that tho ten
dency is strongly ia this direction.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

10 take blue pill. bu, didn't for ! had
slrrsdy been poisoned twice by mureury.
Tho druegis, told nae 10 Try Kidney Wort,
and II did. II Was just the thing for my
biliousncss and constipation, and nov
am As well as ever" Torpid kidneys and
liver Is the trouble. for which Kidney.
Wort always proves 10 be the beat remedy
known. - Hutford Cosrant
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

The directors OF the Vermont dsirymsn' 8
association will hold their annual meeting
either in Middlebury or Vergennes the
coming winter. 1t promises to be lively
gathering, A movement is on foot to
change tho leading officers.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

We have speedy and pc sitive cure 10
Catsrrh. 0iphtheria, Can ker mouth and
Headache. Ia SHILOH y CATABRH
REMEDY. A nEsal Injector free with
each bottle. Use il you desire health and
sweet breath. Prizes 20 cts Sold uy j.
n. HAND, Manchester. and by q J.wAir.,
Factory Point, VI y
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10
liu.lIN HIN n.

Peter KieiIer, cor. CLDton and Bennett
Streets, Buffalo. was BADLY bitten by a
horse. md applied THoNAy' EcLEcTnlo OH.
which Immediately relieved the pain, and
III four days the wound was healed.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

THonAs' EcrEorgc On has obtained
great popularity, from its intrinsic value
- . reliable medicine, in curing hoarsness,
aud all irri,ations OF the throat. diseases Of
the chest. etc. For these it is an incom
parable pslmonic.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

Twenty five hundred bushels OF apples
stored on the upper floor Of Ransom Farms
vorths cider mill At Saxton's River village
broke down the floor and crashed through
10 the basement. making complete wreck
Of the building.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

During the wear ending Sept Both, 1851
n. 900 loaded freight cars passed through
81. Adams from the West Tor Boston against
g, 800 the year previous This number
vas exceeded by only oIe New England
line, tho Boston aud Albany.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

0stts tisss.
,Dgra ~ railroad torssv Yerh, Albany. Trey
sraih and West ats 10 a. =, and ler u
sDgrd -Br railroad for hsilsnd' Burlington
North and Rats oor.r.
tgAsyiI.I.E mail by stass closes ~ 10 " a. =
cost oYYioE open from : a. =. ios @r.s.
4 .il,fron the North arrive the Post ohes
sAs snds isr,n.
4 Ais fras The South arrive 81 the Poet once
a. II n. sbdi sor. n.
4 .lis Tor Psfa, LanasrUys, Bosdyilis, Jamaica
ks.. By sisss, eloss 81 Factory Point Post OF.
Dee sti7 =. ras.dsys. Thursdays Ard Bat
ardsrs.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

o. Bortle. Manchester, N. Y, was
troubled with asthma Tor eleven years.
Had been obliged to sit up some times ten
or twelve nights in succession. Found
immediate relief from THOMAS EcLBcrRIc
On, and is now entirely cured.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10
Ltvsaaa LstI.ivs.

Life il not always under our own control.
but can be prolonged by care and pru.
dence. BuRpocK BLOOD BIrrERs ~ q laxi.
tive, Alternative, and diuretic medicine tend
materially TO restore health and lengthen
our days. Price 81. 90 trial size 10 cents.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

Baxter's Mandi AXE Bitters. cure all dis
eases arising FIR biliousness. N. ii.
Downs vegetat,le BAlsamic Elixir cures
Coughs Colds md Consumption.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

The opl, pad guaranteed 10 care diAte'
tsa. gravel. aropsy. Brighi's disease, nerv.
Gus debility, and oil diseases Of the kid
neys and bladder. is Prof Guilmeiie's
French Kidney Pad.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

Its main line runs from Chicago 70 Council
Biuns. passing through Joliet. OttAvA. u Bale,
Geneseo. Moline, Eoct Island Davsnpori, West
Liberty iowscity. nsIengo. broosiyo gfinnsli.
lie. and Avorsi with branches from bureau
Junction 70 Peoria; wilton Junction 70 Musts-
tins, Washington. gsiInsld Eldon. belhnsp.
CsntssviIie. Ffinoston. Trenton. osIlAtin. came
washington tosisournsy. ostslo and NOT
fabsport Independent kidon. Ottann~A, Esidy-
vile, ostaioosa, peIia. Monroe. and De hoin.s;
Aoines 70 InfiAnols and wintersef; trantl. 10
of3svold aud AudnDons and asoca 10 Harlan
and Carson. This Is positively ths otly hAil.
rad -hss owns ,,, sa eisfs - ,a,'ash nhs
Through Express Passenger Trains, with Pull
usn palzef Cars attached. are run zach way dally
bstseen CHieAoo and PEORIA. " Asess CRY.
corseIL BLpyys. LxAyEswohIn abdt fchi-
tss and Kansas City, via The hlinADkss aiid
Eaet Island Short Line
Ihs .Gfszt Rock Island is magHihseufiy
equtpped. Its road bed h simpy perfect. aBd ~
tTsrf X Isld with steel rats.
whsi viii please you most viii ~ TIE pleasure
Of snioJiug your meats, While fsssing vffl ihs
LsAnflfB ErGifle1 u Illinois ai1 igaa " aiiF 4
cur magnificent Doing Cars iiiai accompany ~
Througb Express TfSihs You - ~ s,iiifs
fasA a. yosl ~ Il served IN al ffff-eiasf gi ~
fos srrsiliy-iFt rsHis
Apptssisiing the fsei thai a mai9fit y 'hs
ps0yls prefer asisrste Atsarinie ~ Z 2 rfsi
pafpasss ASH il3s iait4sfsf passenger bg7ihfsf
a this iiiis nafrsHttng ~ ssAfs rfasr'i p sn<
sesses that tIiis Cam pAhY inHs rsNHHG l'ai -
rLLLMAN, rALAsE fAH- stg y.a
eogs .ss, s,i , tts haA s.,.. ~ y -
AL fietet Agent. Ia tie tsiisd, s'r J,
fof isfofIaAtiss pot obtasis ado
~ II. CAItII.,
". fp.sAsa 40 essSsi A.-s.a
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

.s.stsseas aurLaso aaIL~Ayl
gHrE srrrsfrrprpUr
8vvins--so. HaKstx@r0s, vEknosT,
gf.ts. Lss.. M.ssssssss
s0fse yokTn
tsssa .. Aneem nisasiaon
sA .. 60 ksAis
49,. Frsght
sla -sirht Epyfsss.
aagNs snU1n
fss, s.hsi
n t8s .Nts Tafs Krpfsu
kSat NlasA.
tas stght HTgtsss.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10
HosAslls a.s Jamaica.

II y UeENEFs TFVFfNFVFs
Leaves Thsysrs Hotsl. Factory Point. Tsss'
ssys, Tharsasys aud saturdays stsr.s.
Arvcn.tss, leaves yssaAlea Mesdsys, wsdss
asys sad fndays atia,s.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RY

)tWo0n tho East ano tUO Wovs
SLEEPING Coysfor sleeping PURPOSES and Paiass
srsas H i.si"rs ' q our p.saa c.f: ssoKiSo
81 All hour q me day,
n.Snlaesat Iron naGs. sg,a ne Missi.',p n
iins, and transfers are avoided 81 Council Blass.
Kansas CITY. LSsvshvofth and Atrhison, ton
neriions being made in Union Dsposs
this great Through Line are - foiiovsi
Al CsicAoo with All di'rfgioK hhss Tor we
~ ssIsToqea ~ih the Is. ANS. sndr.
AZ wasnissIos iiriamrs, with p. c, ssL
iiLAs,Irr with ~ Cent. n. r.
VA a H rt1 M. . .as r wv xd. 30
Islas n, sbort ias. snd Eeet ind Yso hds
= A bsyrssr22nb with tho Davenport Division
iiwssr LissHry, with u. D. @. HAFRK
4tgHkggLt- with centtsi Iowa g. H.
~ Drs Nofrks wiih u N Az. y. ~ R.
II oaIHI, WIN Bs Mo h IiE nn sssJ
IfOrTrsw1. via Cent \ lows X X W..
y gr5F 1f ~ slth r1i ap va va. w.s,st
L5 e. s f.f sc ss Is Il Il u Aa.
,A, AFeEsos g,ta ~. A9 g. Ioset. 4 AZ sa"'Af''
10 i.ssa s~osfn. aiti, bAi9i Pa -ne Kan.
$3.50 err va. .iliiass tor the west
,gi..ssh ia !. r2,.osrv,fswDSsssrnn.o 'shs'
~. "a rssk Island Hsuis," ass sss1 b.
80 ofso., address.
l.. Fl, JOHN.
cfiicAs1 III
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

Lssor p.ri. rrepris,sr.

.snssss ~ asnehsstsr rsslrosa Asroi hendsys
s.sassasys Ana frdsYs 81 -
arsrn.gso, t.srss Msnchssisr raiifosa aspo'
rsssAsys, Thursasys sBi Saturdays 81 III A. T..
fl.s srrfrsi 81 10 10 A. y. trair GeinT NORTH
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10


The schools close this week.
The South Boston Iron comp any is sol-
vent
e. W. Boyle h. returned to his home
in Dover.
Samuel Foote is recovering from his
illness
&C. J. Arnold OF Pownal has moved into
the Sawyer house.
Turkeys begin to look suspicious ,ly 1t
the calendar
Landlord Crawford has ,0nclud, d TO
remain in town.
w. X Dunton and wife Of Rutland re-
Gently visited in town.
A new barn siorns Frank Tow mes
pine valley plantation.
Miss FInny Cutler an 4 Henry Hay mes
are tarrying at Charlestown Mass.
Another Of those birthday surpris es
was enjoyed Tuesday evening
The snow storm last week Was greAtt '
enjoyed by the little ones.
Foote's blacksmith b said 10 H. the
bes, hor.e-shoer IN thes. parts,
There are more licensed 70 bscco deal. I.
ers In town than for ANY other .rft.c
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1881-11-10

Miss Julia Phelps has very nearly il
not quite recovered her usual health and i.
out among US again. We hear she con
templates visiting her sister in Boston
soon
Mr.. Charles Dan forth has finished ell
der making for this year. aud report says
hc has taken contract TO saw the Fare vel.
brothers lumber, the wor 1 to he done by
steam power
Our winter term OF school commence
next week with Judge Towards son ~
teacher We trust he will prove success.
fnl A. hc comes TO US highly recommended
by his friends in Manchester.
Mrs d. s. Hill started for New York
on the excursion train this p. N. to purchase
goods for their store. this being tho second
time within few weeks she has visited the
city for that purpose. Mr.. Hill keeps .
very attractive line OF fancy goods.
p s. LOOMS, Dentist. ia in town for .
few days
Arthur Adams is operating the wires
al Pa~let this week.
"A set OF Howe's scales are being put
10 front OF the new gris,mill
Prank Miller has shot TO date. this sea
son, s. gray squirrels.
The merchants report an extra good
trade this fall
Mrs. susy 5. Peck and two scns Of
Amsterdam, n. Y, ar. visiting relatives in
this place.
Quite number Of the older persons
in this vicinity who have been quite IA are
improving under the care Of Dr. II. G.
Manchester.
"A grand dedication party takes place
8, the ncs Tosn Hall Wednesday evening
Nov 10th Hatch's oreherirs Of Rutland
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-12-24
non roomns, nllAss RANn.

l suppose every one connected in any
way With the University of Georgia has
heard of the famous oak in front of the
chapel, and in connection with it ! will
relate an anecdoie of Bob ToombS
showing bis impetuous, irrssisti Jle
nature, which 80 characterized him in
his after life.
Toombs had been attending college
two years, aud Within week OF
graduating, when, in a difficulty, he
stabbed one Of the students, infiicting a
sSrious, but not fatal, wound For this
act he was expelled by the faculty. who
soon after were petitioned by the
graduating class to allow him to graduate
with them, as be hadso nearly completed
his course, and had also been given
speakers place. Toonibs himself
petitioned them, but both were refused.
He apparently submitted, but on COM
mencenent day, when the chapel was
crowded With visitors, aud the seniors
yehemsntly Grating preparatory to re-
ceiving their diplomas, he stationed q
brass band under the spreading limbs Of
the oak, whose music succeeded in
bringing scores Of town people who were
not then In the chapel, and also OF
clearing it of nearly all its auditors.
Then. In as cool a manuer as possible,
be PLACED himself in chair aud made
90 n'osaliJG, such, it Is said. as was never
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-12-24
A WELLS ELEorED JURY.
THE sHnEwDNEss OF AN ARKANSAS LAW
VERA STOLEN HOG.


The Little Rock Gazette says: Down
in an extremely rural district of Arkan-
sas, an old man was arrested for stealing
a hog. The proof was positive, aud the
Court wac surprised when the plea of not
guilty was introduced. The lawyer for
the defense. a man we'll known for his
triekery rather than his ability, seemed
particularly desirous of selecting jury
that would not show partiality In its de-
cision. She prosecuting attorney. a young
and inexperienced man, agreed to every
juryman selected by the defense, and the
judge although he might have thought
the defense stepped over the bounds Of
Judicial court sy, said nothing, The ar
guments were concludes, leaving in the
minds of the people no doubt Ms to the
verdict, for one OF the witnesses, Inan
whose word no one could dispute, swore
that hs saw the defendant when be stole
the animal The jury retiled, and, after
a few moments, returned verdict Of not
guilty, ia exact opposition to the chsrgo
of the Court.
When the Court adjourned. the judge
approached the lawyer for the defsnsc
aud remarked
Look here, my friend, never heard
Of such verdict. Icanuot ,as an impair
tial disseminatoT of justice, allow so ia
grant an outrage to be perpetrated on this
community. That man is a. guilty az
Judas, but if you will tell me the secret
of the acquittal, I'll allow the verdict to
pass" ... -al
"You see, judge, some of the jurymen
were rather youpg and some rather older.
Yes, but what does that signify1"
1T signifies that run in the old nau's
twelve sons on the jury"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-12-24

And now during her convalescence she
longsd for him more than even her aunt
Imagined, particularly when all the earth
rejoiced in the Christmas time, and there
should have been only ''p0ace. good will
amongst men" s.ttta
Little Harry climbed upon the arm of
her chair presently, and Cor want of some
thing else to talk about, touched upon
the very subject Mabel would have
avoided.
Il say, Cousin Mab why don't that
man come and see us any more 7--the one
who liked you best Of all of US, you
know"
Mabel felt the warm blood coursing
swiftly over her nee, but she replied
quietly enough: 4n
II do not know that he will ever come
again. dear. Maybe he has gone far
away Never mind Tell me what you
found in your Christmas stocking this
morning?"
The church bells censed ringing, the
streets were comparatively quiet after the
throng OF churchAgoing people bad ended
and by and by little Harry limped out to
the doorstep to talk to little neighbor
next door. r 4a
Mabel, from her chair before the FIRE,
could hear the childish voices as tie ohil.
dren discussed the gifts of Santa Clans
eagerly, until ere long she grew drowsy,
and. resting her head against the chair,
closed her sad eyes, and it was while
thinking of her lover, and praying for
him on this Christmas morning, that
she presently fell asleep.
Meanwhile Harry, cbildlike in his de-
sire to see what good gifts had come to
his neighbor that morning, hobbled as
fast as his little crutches could move
down the stoop and into the next house,
leaving the street-door ajar, and quite
forgetiul of Mabel who slumbered peace
fully on nor dreamed of one who stole
softly in at the street-door, and, with
fast beating heart, entered the parlor, his
eyes shining with tears, not unmanly.
When the young girl opened her eyes
it was at the close clasp of Louis Grants
eager haud, and his kiss closed her lips
ere she could speak or exclaim.
''Yes, it is I Oh, my darling Oh,
Mabel. for the sake of Christmas Day,
take me back again and forgive all my
fault - he implored, almost crushing the
fragile form in his strong arms.
No matter what passed then between
the two. Suffice it to know that the long
estranged hearts came once more closely
together, as, hand, Louis Grant
and Mabel awaited Mrs. Grey's return
from church.
When she came--the forgetful Harry
joining her at the door-she started on
seeirg that her niece had company; bnt
Mabel with a. new light in her eyes, and
a new ring in her voice, cried.
Come, auntie for have had another
Christmas gift: the best. the dearest of
all gifts, for Louis has come back to me,
auntie, and there is Peace on earth = for
us all T.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-12-24
LICENSED Un KILL.

Apropos of the medical Congress. here
is story which will amuse such of my
readers as may happen TO be licensed
to kill" It appears that an epidemic
of typhoid fever had broken out in
small village in the south of France.
A blacksmith fell i'll and called in
local medical man, who came, prescribed,
and went away. The next day, during
his usual rounds, he called at the
blacksmith's and asked his wife after the
health of the patient. .d
She replied, "Ah, sir. only imagine,
whilst went to fetch the medicine, my
husband ate two pickle herrings and a
dish of bean salad"
Great heavens" cried the doctor,
''and now be -"
Quite we'll, doctor. He went to work
this morning, and is as we'll as possible. "
said the happy wife.
"This is extraordinary |" exclaimed
the doctor, "what a wonderful remedy
for typhoid ] must make note oil
it," ara
And accordingly entered in his note
book, Typhoid fever-tried remedy
two picked herring and bean salad"
Two days afterwards brick-layer was
attacked by the same disorder. Take.
said the same doctor, who was
consulted, "two picked herriDgs and q
dish of bean salad. / will come again
to- o-morrow." H, ..h rt
To-morTow-alasi the brick-layer wai
dead. The doctor taking n logical view
of his experimental method, again
entered in the famous notebook,
Typhoid fever erremedy-. .pickled herripgi
and bean salad. G cd for blacksmiths,
bad for bricklayeTs. l
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1881-12-24
CUTE TRICKS OF MORMON


o. last Sunday morning nm old
Mormon whose wife was sick, attempted
to cook a breakfast on his own hook
He found some eggs in the pantry, which
he proceeded to fry. 1t was pretty
hard work to fry those eggs, but good
deal more of job to eat them. One
mouthful was enough, and the cid fellow
rushed up stars with :
Betsy, what in thunder's the matter
with them eggs p
DO you get 'em in that earthen
crock on the top shelf, just alongside
the sassengers ?"
That's the place"
ooh. John, those eggs have been under
the red hen two weeks. They amt for
table use. Them's tithin eggs, John.
When l can't hatch eggs, l turn 'em
over to the Lord" ss.r
The old man then laughed inordiuately
and said that would be good joke on
the collectors. In connection with the
above melancholy exposure of the
lukewormness IN Israel, it is said that
of late nearly all of the eggs which
come to the tithing house, are looked
upon with suspicion.