The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1881-04-28
News and Gossip.

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peach crop.
- 1t costs more to revenge wrongs than
to bear them.
= Persons who fret more than they
work can never be happy.
- Michigan has man with three
arms. He is the only man alive who can
take two girls sleighing and enjoy it.
- A new cave has been discovered
near Falmouth, Kentucky, large and
beautiful. Human bones are found in it.
= Cattle are dying very rapidly in
Louisiana for want of pasturage, which
is caused by the severe and prolonged
winter.
= An Alabama doctor who mixes den
tistry with his practice, charges "fifty
cents if you don't holler, dollar if you
do" In fifty years he has yanked out
1000 teeth.
- The Gar of Russia gets up carly
every morning and takes long walk,
after which he break fasts with his family
and then he romps for good while with
his children.
= One son of Mr.. English, the late
candidate for the Vice. Presidency, mar.
ried pretty variety actress, and sec.
ond is betrothed to Minnie Kent, skip.
ping rope dancer.
AT Eastman College, Poughkeepsie,
Jefferson Davis Bill, of Connecticut, has
completed his studies. His two brothers
are named Lecompton Constitution and
Kansas Nebraska Bill.
Secretary Blaine is undergoing mis-
cry with inhammatory rheumatism,
which skips over him remorselessly, and
has at last settled near his eyes. In spite
of his suffering he persists in working.
- The Virginia Democrats are pre-
pairing for a vigorous campaign this sum-
mer and fall. The Malone party is
splitting up, and it is probable a straight
Republican ticket will be put in the field.
Detroit has young lawyer who.
when he remains out to an unreasonable
hour in the night, "having fun with the
boys" goes to q hotel and registers his
name as "Roscoe Conkling, of Washing
tom"
- The German Government, having
prohibited the use of tobacco by boys
under 16 years of age, is considering the
practicabiity of still more stringent laws,
including the prohibition of beer in the
army.
: A walnut desk which once belonged
to Washington has been discovered in
second hand furniture store in Staunton,
Va. An inscription shows that it was
presented in l777 to Washington by Mr..
Webster.
In some of the rural districts of
Italy q lover who wishes to make
declaration of his passion places r,s,
leaves before the door of the lady. If
she rejects him she sweeps them away
but if she accepts him the rose leaves re.
main.
"See here" said a fault.Gnding hua-
band to his wife, "we must have things
arranged in this house so that we shall
know just where everything is kept"
"With all my heart" she sweetly an.
swered, sand let us begin with your late
hours, my love; 1 should dearly like to
know where they are kept" He lets
things run on as usual
= Every Russian above the age of
twelve has to take what may fairly be
called steel clad, sixteen.inch plate,
copper riyeted oath, to shed every drop
of his blood in protecting and defending
all the rights aud authority of the Gar,
now and in the hereafter, and to keep
every secret. For failure in his allie.
glance he will hold himself responsible
at the judgment day, and not ask divine
Intervention on that important occasion.
- 1t is remarkable what little bites
woman takes when eating in the presence
of her sweetheart. What little mouth
she has then! She nibbles with her
little white teeth like some dainty squir>-
rel eating hickory nut. But wait until
wash.day comes! Watch her when she
goes to hanging out clothes and gets in a
hurry. By the time she gets the big ends
of fifteen clothes pins in that mouth, you
will begin to think that it is a pretty
good sized, hearty mouth after ALL
Bloomington Eye.
= The Voorhees-Mahone difficulty,
says the Washington correspondent of
the Atlanta Constitution, is virtually end
ed. VOORHEES, says he intends to treat
any message from Malone, whether it be
challenge. or otherwise, with contempt.
Malone, full of indignation, insisted
upon challenging Voorhees,, but was per.
suaded by discreet friends that such an
act would only injure him. The friends
of both Senators are endeavoring to fix
up mutual explanation, but neither
VOORHEES, nor Malone seems inclined
that way.
= Having tried every variety of fuel
out West, the Minnesoteans have finally
hit on an entirely novel one. Wood is
not to be thought Of as the country is
entirely prairie, and will not grow it we'll,
and coal comes too expensive and is not
to be had at all off the line of the rail.
roads. During last winter corn was used
by many persons, and large number of
firms dealt in it as fuel. 1t is now dis
covered that the best substitute for wood
is sunhowers They grow rapidly and
luxuriantly, and when dried, burn we'll.
A number of farmers near Nelsonville
+ planted their extra land in sunhowers
last year, and had a supply of fuel
throughout the winter, and were even
able to sell to their neighbors.
= A Mr.. Sternette, who lives at Big
Lake, Dakota, las managed to reach Du-
UuqueJ 1oNh, tuu 6i'Co ooHlo Idtuei Coiu
pictures of the life that he and his neigh
bors led during the late cold spell.
When the first blizzard came, two fami-
lies, residing but short distance from
Sternette, becoming alarmed at their
small supply of wood, came owe: to his
house, and it was agreed that all three
families should pool their fuel, and thus
try to weather the winter. Notwith-
standing this combination, their fuel ran
out, and they used all the railroad ties
and telegraph poles they could dig out of
the snow; then the houses of the other
two families were, little by little, torn
down and burned, and nearly all their
furniture went the same way. Another
family had lived some time on soup made
of an OK hide.
= The Postmaster at Baltimore, Gen.
Erastus B. Tyler, described as "a man
over sixty years Of age and highly re-
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