The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1881-03-09
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WEDNESDAY,, MARCH ., ISL.
So Anr.snE A1i.sahe..

Scne Amusing Mistakes
A WISER in Cl.s-sss-'s .t,srzpat rarrstes some
curious inSsarees Ct mistakes with ludieroas
en3irgs.
Before the Paris Exhibition was opened 10
he p,.blS,. ard VIXEN she building contained
CIV TIE cases which Wers bsiug ranged tov
Ire respective exhibits, q'slSe crowd one
Sr-ssv fatteae5 their roses sgsSsst the glass
e-,rsnce sosr 70 lcSk at the eontests Of = case
corsairirs . pair q hoo,s, a battered bat, an
cyerccat rsneh The worse for wear. and recS-
tie q r,anv coicrS. The report being eiren-
lstes that tie cb'ccts bel0used 10 King Day
he-t. RcbeSpierre. O. Charles Y. The enigma
uss solved BY Painter striving ard throwing
cE his blccSe ard slippers, and commencing 10
srsss hir-ssif aud. What was puzzle 70 hin',
loud laughter. IN which the police joined.
Referrlug 10 mistaken ideas sbous relics, ne
calls TIE story in Geri1sn paper about GER
tsir PrcfssScr. which Is q parallel 70 the Bill
Stnusrs adventure Of Pickwlck. This Geru1st;
srtqearv made The delighted discovery that
Z STORE placed over 3 stable door bore the III
Scrfrsicn loSl. Z" 1 rrst have this stone IN NY
collective. cyss what It Ray, thought the
savert. Calling tenant farmer, who VAS the
proprietor. the Professor said 70 blu eagerly :
= T'iG yoc ncs obssin thiS stone FROM tie castle
rim % The hill ycndeTs
sIs nav be that NY grandfather fetched 1t
thsrce whsr he bGilE the stable, vas the
rsply.
Tie srsiquary then asked what be would
lake for the Store
Since yug appear to have : fancy for il, :
sad the farmer, " give ne torty suldenS, aud
I viii bricg II 70 YOUR house.
Rather large sun, said The Professor;
" hut brig It &c ny residence, ard yo9 shall
have the money.
whsu n due course the farmer brought the
stuue upon ] truck, the EsSlous antigrary turn
ed IL over. 20 refresh lis ewes With sight Of
is venerable Chronological Inscription, not
without anxiety that It raIshs have been dam
AGED in lis removal.
- Why, " be exclaimed. what Is thisS This
Is uct the ri-hs stone On the stone l bogght
from wa vas the Date 1851, while this bears
tie very zcderu dJte 1891. which proves that
the oshsr was exactly seven hundred and
ts-ezsy years elder tlSn this
d" Do not trsesls shiut that, said the
peasant The uascns, yoU see, sir, turned
the ssous upside down shs1 they SET II IN the
doorway. tecszse il fitted leitsr that way.
Yea car turn II whichever way YOU like; but
CT course must have the uoEsy Agreed upon
he Professor Il i said II once paid the
Whole sun, ard gave the man present beside
% take away the stccs and say 10 more about
tie uiatter.
There l. a. amusing accpgnt Of 4 French
lady who was very JEALOUS Ct Der husbard,
and determined % watch his movements. On
cue cccascU. when be told bsr be was SVius 10
Versailles. she followed hiu1, keeping him II
<igts Until she missed hin in passage lead
ing co the railway stained Looking about her
fcr teE minutes, sac saw ) m1n coming cut
C J glove stcp with J rather oyer-drsssed
lady N5king sure from the distance that this
uau was her husband. she came Sgf6sBly up
and. without i wcrt Of warning, gave hin
three OF four boxes ca the ear The Instant
the gentleman turned around, she discovered
her mistake. and At the sane tine caught
xighc e her husband, who ha6 merely called
AZ q tchaccc15ss :. and zas CrusSin z the street.
There was nothing for 1t bot ID faint IN the
arms Of the gentleman whose ears she had
boxed, while the 0thsr lady moved away to
1yClt ! scene The stranger a<tCnlShsd % ind
an unknown Lady In his arms was further
Startled by esHrsmLa ssiziuE him BY the
col n tn5 demanding Whaz be meant BY en-
bracias tt4s Indy
Why, SIZE boIsd ny ears, and then flintsi, =
exclaimed the aEsrlsvs6 ysns.s1Ii1-
She Is ny WIFE shouted the angry
husband. " and would never have struck yUa
without i cause. And worse than angry
words wCUlc probably have followed, had n05
tie whole causs Of the misunderstanding re-
covered sgl5icisntIy To explain how II happened.
1 pu6lsa yUElh vas AZ j party N the IrI<h
capital. and pinned With great spirit in j game
CT fcrfslrs- Amid tie fun and usrriment It
vas proposed that to regain his f1rfsiE he
- 80 - =
Il iaceuE canal hank and bring some turf into
the ru,nI- Thinking only OF the diversion that
his return with N arr1fgI Of turf would create,
be il1Ie,i iI1sly EazEsued u the place indI-
Gated EIs,i his a--zis and vas il the 1ct Of re-
turning, when Il his lorrgC Be became aware
thai 4 policeman WIS IN pursuit Almost
paralyEzc with fri-ht- be Dropped his bUrtsa
and auai1st the efi-er's arrTvaL
20, Constable, he sramnlsEssi- = We been
pI1ying 4 game 0f flrfzits, and vas tad u
bring scme turf from the canal into the house.
% NgE bad story bEs goa u have To cuue
with ne, declared the Constable.
There had been CgntInGed complaints Of
rIrf PILfsrI1gS 50, rsglrtless CT hls pro-
tsstaticus, the UaIgcky yuath WIS Ioczsd up
6.r 5le HlEhf- The first iutimarioG his merry
making friends received cf his whereabouts
vas Ehen next morning thEE heard thlE be
aIt been szpIIiBiBg The mistake 90 the pres5i-
in- MIristrat=, who fortunately crGIF rshsn,t=,i
the case IN 4 moment ard Dismissed L.
4 u1isruncsPtl-n as IliH-ru1s- hat IN which
policeman figured less cresIr=bIy than the
cue Tlzs referred t1s s1ok FL.Ies II .hs Isle Of
Nan At Deemster's Court IN RAMSEY 4
Jew vas IEcgs q be svgru to give evidence.
IS Jews ara always sworn ca the Old Testa-
Euent- AMI uaE the Ssw. the Desmsrsr rs,IIesc-
81 the Constable N attendance to fetch an
Old 1ue- Altar 4 While the w1rrhE returned
all- ha11s1 b Tia wI-asss II an-Isnt-lgolsIu :
EIlAFuiItzd brGE, when CO being sIImIaz,i
rruqg,i CO Ee / New Testament The Deemstsr'
aE-zn1ilu beng calEe,i &c II he ass=,i the Coa-
stable Why he hIt mt 5r1alshs al Old Tesla
mens. e. winch the nlacsnE reply was
s. lease TuEr HznGrs Il vas the oldest Cue
ccGId Eld ?