The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-03-31
TICKLING TRIPLES.

Some women are like shot-guns.
They would attract no attention if it
we're not for their bangs
The new style of fall bonnet may be
photographed by slamning . ripe to-
nato against a board fence
An old fellow now under the control
# his fourth wife, always alludes TO his
hree departed ones IS his spare ribs"
THAT fellow is just like a telescope"
aid a dashing New York girl. You
IAN draw him on. see through him, and
hut him up again.
sin the bright complexion of my
south III have no such words as .pale;'"
ind with the complexion of an angle she
reached for the rouge-box.
As christmas approaches so many
iarg9and handsome dolls are displayed
n tie store windows that real CROSBY
I'd babies excite but little attention.
'0h, dearr' exclaimed Penniman, II
wish / could excel in something! do
believe if l should kill a man it would
lot be anything but murder in the sec
md degree"
An old lady who has several m
RED daughters, feeds them on fish diet,
because, it is rich in phosphorus. and
phosphorus is the essential thing in
making matches.
The young oma who had many
suitors, and from the time she was 16
until she was 81, rejected them oil, re-
ferred in her later life to that period as
her declining years"
A French writer translated s'Frailty
Thy name is woman" to read Mile.
Frailty is the name OF the lady" 1t is
likely that he had the slender Bernhard
in his minds eye.
Drawingroom episode; Affable duch-
ess. to amateur tenor. who has Just
been warbling NJ. Gounod's last
'.Charmingl Charming! You must
really get somebody to Introduce you 70
mer'
A lady with a fatal squirt came once
to q fashionable artist for her portrait
He looked at her and she looked at
him. and both were embarrassed. He
spoke first. would your ladyship per-
nit me-" he said. ito take the profileP
There is a certain shyness in your lady
ships eyes that is as difficult in art as it
IS fascinating in nature"
Fashionable emulation-Lady (spoak-
ing with difficulty = What have you
made it round the waist, Mrs. Pricef
Observation-Disclosures inches. main.
You couldn't breathe with less. Lady
What's Lady Jemima Jones' waistf
Observation-Disclosures and a half, Just
now, ma'am; but her ladyship's a head
shorter than you are, and she's got ever
so much thinner since her illness last
Autumn. Lady-Then make it nine
teen. Mrs. Price, and I'll engage To
wear it.
Theodore Tilton was at a crowded
evening party in New York some yeas
ago, standing in an upstairs corrit. :.
and sparkling jewels, came with great
to him, he naturally supposed she had
ius shining on his Hyperion brow. or
knew him by reputation. He was there
fore prepared to receive her with
manded. "Nor' retorted he. with looks
of thunder, 'are you the chamber
maidp" and he darted down stairs.
She was tho prettiest girl. 1 wecn.
That mortal eyes had ever seen.
Her name was Annabel Christine.
Her ban IS were curled with bandoline.
Her cheeks were smoothed with vaselinc.
Her teeth were brushed with 1ne dentinc.
Her face was washed with ~coaline.
Her gloves were cleaned with gasoline.
She wore q dress of grenadine.
Looped DER o skirt of brilliantine;
Her pettcoat was bombaxine.
Her foot was shod with . Md bottine.
Her wounds were healed with cosmol.Ae.
She sailed away from Muscatino.
In a ship they call n brigantine;
Saa i.flsd with a gay marine.
Uniil us y reached the Republic Argentlse
Where they were married by the Dean,
And Ilvci on oieomargaI:ne.