, 1881-08-25
Hero lies
Citizen y.
In tho l,1t,o t,f q
U1esAet} fns4itreGtl0I1.

Epltapl {probnb!y not) Copied from tomb
stone In the ccnelcry Of stontmartrc:
ilcrc lie, Joxenl, y. w!lo for, for twenty s. ysa.s
of Ills mother:u-law, and died In tho certain
hupc Ut II hettcr world beyond.
Willis OH the subject Of mothcrs-i,t-law:
Nine. Y. h,ls induced her daughter to bring
ut, nGtiou for separation against her husband.
md Is tile first witness called for tho patnt-
I'll. Judge" Yourprofession ?" Witness.
with energy" slo.her..ih-law." Judge, l,I,n.
self 4 married man-" Judgment for tile de-
tclldant! CaIl tic next cnseW -,
er Gt'ess 1t MD NV teli ihs sorei
ef this estnbli3iilacnt tint tno nsxt tttne
Talking Ut the poitlcat 1lol,enttt'es wllo nrn
nt present. coming to tho fruit. q witty asId
severe la,y observes TINT, nowadays, L, ottler
ceoS sochhX o'!S 1as 70 e ''9IIb ,Inb,c
eeltle,nalI s.t1zes decanter OF elder nnd T.
prod!Fal III liS attentions thstewit!t !" III
%'9k yo@ U:r, {a s sr p: 'a5 Ta ar ~ serS ,oSpa s
hut sou have given me nit there Mis- in tue
lie gentleman" Tlnt's nIl right! Nnw l'll
,E fer ,;93 s2ae f1ss} e'der-that was getting
Extract fran, Tie letter of n distinguished
Communist to = friend shortly after lio ont.
| break of Matc!i, ISL: "All goes well II tAe
s;ty siGy{e,5.s everywhere disorder ms 0'e' re.
"WilEiasn, my dear. will yon Kindly OK.
plnin TO yoiir poor, ignorant little wifc what
a'a aers.s tra.f tff T. # WIZ psasse SssMs @ oSs
.Allenl, let inc see Uhl il your n'ntller; for
imstnnce. .were to. commit felony and pa M
convicted she would i, dcpotted And Il should
At sainblhlg Ill: "lIcl1o!'' exclaimed
one Of tile party toaii 1cq.,aIntallce WIN ll''s
recently Inherited larEe fortuMe. "ynll
mint p!ayins yog tslat 1seI to gH'nt,,e oll !''o
grecl ltke whoe tock or , ia'nbs: ,t - a,,a 10a
my uilcte's money wns playing Win tllafl;
| II l played now It wnuld be with my own"'
"Tat waS profo'n nd ~ lftiywors' t|at %ss
th@ngt % 1f nafe If @sis %s' wis All e eas appy
sMa Wander aions." sE1s"'" II Jcs your par,ia buf
know my Dante like Il t,ewsgaper;;, md :. !
.lOn't recall any such pussnEe." pefltaps
hot n"t bnnts's at atl.-it IS ninc!''
| Ninl0g between, the doctor and Ills pafient:
"Weil. ltcsor. now TINT yoti haSe tl.ot-
ts 81 ay S9'is shMter II sanss e Sa pes$ fS not si Tie
slightest. ii SMtH1S '"j'nt: i ao!''t under,
stand yo" "rlere is not ,,r thS s,IEhssst insss
A citizen ot jor.eaux h .sas ( trave1s round by
TIE SeSh Fl. n mi tta2s tS teTfnisHss e aeH so o p1es
other liquid lmlnensity!' ha cries Will coll
Keious pr[du. - Who would haye tllnlgllt
thut tug SMr,onnc pouretl out sac', volume
X iion.tuner Is explaining to ~ opcll-
nonthelt audience the sccrNts OF !'ts nrt.
"Wrrr1,'t yuu nfr.tl, says nl'o Ut Ills liste't-
YRS, "tl,e tirst time y1u fottr! you rseli III y
cage full s.f luns and tiger; Z, ies. - siys
tue l.tol King" "y9n SEE, III been told they
X steamer sets out to crnss tho Channel,
md nul!li,g Is heard nf ller for fortnight.
The friends unA fu.Aftles nf tho passengers
ure, naturally, In stnte Ut agony nnl tte-
spatr, Int AIMING Them thu go0d IL. JnS0nfi
I'rudhontie lnuycs like MI nlKel 0t nlpFcy,
pouring nto cach wounded lleart t'l9 t!alal!
Ut prOyerhlnl consolation. Not heard rum
thu steamer yet, eli? WOli, ITO news u so0d
"What Ii yonr ngc ~ asked q friend Of
Muc, do T.. tho other evening. "!!llrty.0ilG.' ;.
promptly replied Ills fair Sapphfra. "Ol ,
where aO ynil expect to ~ When yull hlo
g,lsps another laIy. ~ NH Ill Ainl you toll
Iau lust winter, with your nHl l!9s. thnt yoit
Wuri. ll,st I1y ngc. MS 1--we" know did.
dearest, but II was only tn cntlstilt you -
llu,,est farmer, p,lssinG TortAIrs, where
caters 0f fres most 10 eoll9Feknte, HIS us at-
trNtian arrested BY tlip rcfrcSl.lng apeGtnrlc,
mil takes Il seat at n tAhte, WAltcr fgltbly)--
'tAn Ice, sir: Whit klM!,. sir? i.etl,0l,
ynntlln? urnnKul Strawberry? ltAslt
lerry p Honest fntn,cr {after u moments =
reflection. ns sweet thoughts 0t lIomlo rise u
Ils heart ard 9!adden 1t, Ills nos&slls)-"0u
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