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The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-01-11


The man who will take a newsrs-
per for a length of time and tasn
send it back "Refused" and unpaid
Tor would swallow blind dogs hup-
per and then stone the dog for being
blind = Excited Elk.
He would do worse than that.
lie would marry girl on trial md
SIND her back with the words
doesn't suit" chalked on her back
after the honey moon.-- Another
like ,he proceeding. Is
Worse than that. He would 1esl
chalk to write it with. and alter ths,
he would use it on his shirt TO sals
the Expense Of washing and then MSS
his wilp-s father for a months board
ing 4 And another.
Worse yet. He would chase sick
rat over corduroy road and inhtituis
post-mortem in order TO recover a
stolen grain Of coru,-- And stih
another
lie would sponge living from the
hard earnings Of his poor old father
until that gentleman became unable 10
work, and then let him die in the podf
house, and afterwards sell his rc-
mains to the medical sludenss for an
atomical purposes.--[Blufton Eaa
ner.
Still more horrible than any, oi tbs
above. He would stake hdg an his
mother.in-law's grave and cnrse her
for not being rich enough 70 sPicu'
| grass for the hog TO cat and ior moi
dying sooner.-- Ex.
The worst yet: He would catch
the Hiss that buza about his hovtee IN
July and pick the sugar from between
their toes and put !, back in the An
gar bowl to be used by himself anc
iamily.-lLawrencc country Press.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-01-11
CHURCH DIRECTORY.


BArrIsr-South Main Street, Rev.
I. q. Keen, pastor. Services every
Sabbath morning and evening. Bun-
day school every Sabbath morning,
PRAYER meeting Wednesday night.
Business meeting first Wednesday
night in each month.
CHRsTIAx--Nashyille Street, Ed.
c. X. Marshall, pastor. Services
every oabbsth morning and evening.
Sunday school every Sunday morn
ing Prayer meeting every WedneS.
day evening,
Nj. L. SourH-Nsshville street /,
Rev. S. R. Brewer pastor. Services
every Sabbath morning and evening.
Sunday school every Sunday morning.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
evening.
FIssr PREsBYTERIAx-Rnssell
Street. Rev. Coulter, pastor. Ser
vices every Sabbath morning. Sun
day school eyerv Sunday morning
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
evening.
6orrHKBR PsKsBYrERiAS-Nash. ..
vile aireet. Rev. 10. Tate, pastor.
9ervices lst and Bird Sabbath morn.
ing and evenings. Sunday school
every Sunday morning. Prayer meet
lug every Wednesday evening.
RnscorAL--yirginia Street. Rev,
Chss. Morris. Rector. Services
every Sabbath at l0t. a. N. and 81.
p. N. suadsy school every SUNDAY
morning.
CrMRRLANp PREsBY rIRIAx--Rns-
sellyille Street. Rev. M. D. Smith,
pastor. Services every Sabbath morn
ing aud evening. Prayer meeting
every Wednesday night.
CATaoLlc-- Nashville Street. Rev,
Father Hsesley. Priest. Services
every Sabbath moraipg at 10 o'clock
| EXPRESS OFFICE.
L. & N. ExPRRss conrAsy-R
W. Norwood Agent. Office old Bank
building, A.in Street.
| POST OFFICE.
Virginia Street. Mrs. s. Il. Bur
bridge, P. NJ. Office hours from 7
A.. n. to 0 P. NJ, aud the Office is ais
open for short time after the arriva
Of the evening mails, at 8 P. N. Sun
days open from | TO I'm.
MOZART HALL.
| Corner Court aud Virgins Streets
lup stairs. over Post Office. Alex. d
Rodgers. manager.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-01-11
sECRET soUIETIEs.


MASONIC LopoB-Meets lst Monday
evening In each msnth, at Masonic
Hall. ! l. kandcs. w. M. Geo.
Street, ecretay.
EvRReReES Lopez, No. 98 KsiaHrs
opPyrHrAs--Meets at X. ofP. Hall,
2ud and 4th Thursday evenings in
each month. Endowment rank, lst
Thursday evening in each month,
4 r. w. Norwood, Y. O., u. w Gross,
X. Of r. 4 ..
Opp FELLows Third story, Hop
kinsyille Bank building, meets every
Friday evening. Epcsmpmcnt meets
every LIST, and Bird Thursday evens-
ings.
"a. Q. q. W. Meets at K. ofP.
Hall every Monday evening. Il. Z.
Met Camy, NJ. w.
x. Of Fl. LopcE--Meets at X. OF P,
Hall lst aud Bird Tuesday nights o.
each month. NJ Lipstide. R.iR. MAJ
Gather, Dictator.
s KNOTT TeNpbARs.-- Meets 4th Mon
+ dny night 10 each month, AZ Masonic
Hall.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-01-11


Pass the pork and beans, dear mother
FOR I'm hungry a. hog;
True, mad picnic dinner,
Sitting on m ancient log.
But Adolrhus was there, dear mother,
And fam would have him think
am of etherial makeup,
For mamms, he's gol the ehink;-
80 Ionly ate q ulorsel
Ola dainty frosted cake,
Aud n peanut and raisin-
Gave all solid grub the shake,
Pile the provonder around me,
FOR | m famishing, by gumi
Amt this ham aud beans delicious,
OIL yum! yum ) sn yunl yum!
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-01-11
A SUNDAY. .sobool teacher, said

A Sunday.school teacher said to
little Johnny:
"You must pever envy those little
children who are rich and wear fine
clothes" q
II dot; not the flrst dog-goned
BIT"
"why don't you envy them, john
ny2'
"Becausc they have TO wear clean
clothes, and they cant wade sbout In
the mud, and they have to say please
to everybody" .. 4.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-01-11
I 9hs Aemance Of Arithmetic.

There Is q clever Persian story
about Mohammed All and the camels,
aid though IL viii be familiar 10
many 0. our readers they VIII scarcely
be sorry to be reminded of 1t, a
Persian died, leaving seventeen
cainels 10 be edivided amung MS three
sons, in the ioilowlng proportions;
Inc eluest w have hail, the second a
third, and inc youngest ninth. VI
course caiueIs can t be divided inio
fractions, 50, in despair. the brothers
submitted their difficulty 10 MohanI-
med Ali. "l'il, lend you another
camel 10 make eighteen, and now d.
vile them yourselves" The conse.
queDcc was, each brother got IRON
oue-eiginh 10 one halt oil o 'caInei
more Than he was entitled 10, and An
received his camel back again The
eldest brother getting nine cainel-,
the second six, and the third two.
& Another story orthe same cnarsc-
Ter tells how q Dublin chainberinaid
~ said 10 have got twelve commercial
travellers iulo eleven bed rooms, and
yet TO haye given each separate
room. Here we have the eleven bed
rooms: f.
llL2l 3l4l5IsL7L LSL9. 70 IL
"Now." said she, "it two OF you
gentlemen will 90 into No. | bed
room, aud wait there a few minutes,
III find q spare room Tor one OF you
as soon as have shown the others 10
their rooms" 't'af fd' As4Ef
Well, now, having thus bestowed
two gentlemen in No. 2, she put the
third in No 2. The fourth in No. 3,
The fifth in No. 4. the sixth III No. s.
the seventh In No. 6. the eighth in
No. q, The ninth in No. 8, the tenth in
No. 0. and the eleventh In No. 10,
She then came back 10 No. |, where,
you will remember, shc had lett the
twelfth gentleman along with the
frst. and snid: 'I've now accommo'
dated all the rest and still have a
room TO SPARE /; SO if one Of you vii
step into No. II you will find II
empty" Thus the twelfth man gol
this bedroom. o. course, there is a
hole IN the saucepan somewhere, bu,
we leave the reader TO determine
where the iallacy is, with just warn
ing 70 think twice before deciding a.
TO which, If any, OF the travellers wa
the odd man out. 1853
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-01-11
Casper w.iss.ioaic.r No, 10,

Lancaster, Pa, having been a great
sufferer for yearswith Kidney disease.
requests US 10 say thai after nsing
Days Kidney Pad 25 days ho feels
better than DO has bolore. in fifteen
ycars.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-01-11

ginning at the President and going
on down TO the underwater, who.was
to give all the brides away (and he
never gave the girl away in his liie).
hang all the villains and dispose of
all the characters, either by nyste-
rious disappearance or otherwise.
After clearing his throat, Col.
Bungstarter oegun:
THE CROOKED REPORTER!
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-01-11

We can safely assert that nothing
equals DR.. Bulls Congh Syrnp Tor
al cases Of Sore Throat. Coughs,
Colds, etc. Price rs cents a bottle.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-09-09
Assessment Notice.

-
A LBIoE CONSOLIDATED MINING CON-
IA pany.
Location Of principal place Of business. San
Francisco, California.
Location of works, Eureka Mining District,
Eureka, Nevada.
Notice is hereby given, that at . meeting Of
the Board Of Directors, held on the First day
of August, 1881, an assessment mo. 81 of forty
cents per share was levied upon the cap
ital stock Of the corporation, payable immedi-
ately, in United States gold coin, to the Score
tary, at the Office of the company. Room Q,
No. 33g Pine street. San Francisco. California.
Any stock upoa which this assessment shall
remain unpaid on the Fifth day Of Ssptem-
Der, 1881, will be delinquent. and advertised
for sale at public auction: and unless payment
Is made before. will be sold on
Monday. the Twenty-Sixth Day of
September, 1881,
to pay the delinquent assessment. together
with the cost of advertising and expenses Of
sale. BY order of the Board Of Directors.
d. B. CHISHOLM, Secretary.
ORFIcE-Room 9. No. S27 Pine street. San
Francisco, California. au4td
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-09-09

No. l full size letter paper for sale at s.
nor ream, at S~chneider's Drug Store. a
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-09-09

"OLD JuDeE" cigarette tobacco, fresh
supply received every week by Davidson at
the p. 0. Cigar Stand.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-09-09

All the fxings for mince meat, fresh,
and for sale cheap, at
II. r. HUTCHINSON g. Co.'s
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-09-09
Probate Notice.

In the District Court Of the Sixth Judicial
District in and for Eureka County, State Of
Nevada.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-09-09
eureka Daily Sentinel.


+. d. Anderson, representing the Etna,
Hartford Connecticut and other compa-
MES. gives immediate insurance in Board
companies by writing policies on applica-
ton. thus avoiding the dangers Of delay in
getting policies from San Francisco.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-09-09

You can always get a good cigar at the
p. o. Cigar Stand. n
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-09-09

THE best 'bit'' cigars in town are the
"Owl,'' s'Trariata" any Pumariega, for
sale at the p. 0. Cigar Stand. \
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1881-09-09

DAVIDSON has just received an immense
invoice of "Owl" cigars. They are fines
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-11-16
OUTlsAGES IN IRELAND.
The Pcr:ls of Pay Ing the Landlord.

In Castle Island, county Kerry, OH Sat-
urday night-shortly after eight o'clock
five disguised men entered the victims
house and found Farmer Calvin, his
mother, his wife and two servants at home
The visitors were armed with mnzz!e load
ing guns and had white handkerchiefs
tied across their faces to conceal their fea-
lures. One of the parties, tall fellow,
advanced into the aoom and asked Calvin
ii he had paid his rent. Calvin replied in
the affirmative, adding that all bis neigh
bors had done the same. The leader then
asked him coolly would he prefer to have
mis- ears cut Off or be shot. Calvin replied
that he had only one life and would pre-
fer death to mutilation. The unfortunate
man was then directed to kneel Oh the
floor. The leader cried ont, Take aim !!
Fire Shoot him about the legs Five
shots were then fired, and three bullets
lodged in Galvin's thigh. He fell On his
face and several of the attacking party be-
gan beating him with the butt ends of
their guns. The terror stricken mother
threw herself upon her son to save him,
and ono of tho guns was broken by
the heavy blows administered. The party
then left the house. An attempt was
made to shoot landlord in broad day
light near Ballymorc. About two o'clock
in the afternoon General Meares was re-
turning from church. accompanied by
friend. When they had proceeded about
a mile they observed two men lurking
behind Il hedge, and when Mea-es passed
a gun was fired but the bullet missed its
Meares chased the two men. who ran, but
did not catch them.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-11-16
SUPREME COURT,

Petitioning for a Change of Districts.
On petitions from the lawyers Of every
county in the Middle district of the state,
except Dauphin and Lebanon, the supreme
court will before adjournment at Pitts
burgh, issue an order transferring all the
counties of that district, with those two
exceptions, to the Eastern district. Court
will then sit in Philadelphia twenty weeks
instead Of thirteen, as at present, and at
Harrisburg only one week, instead Of
eight. Judge Gordon states that he and
Turnkey are opposed to the change and in
favor of locating the court permanently at
Harrisburg BY an act Of the Legislature,
but the other judges favor tue plan now to
be adopted. Petitions are preparing in =
number of the rural counties in the West
ern district to have their business trans
ferred to Philadelphia, thus making the
Western district consist of Allegheny
county only. Nearly all the Lancaster bar
signed the petition asking the court to
hear the business in Philadelphia, which
will henceforth be the order. Judge Green
was the prime mover for the change.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-11-16
STATE ITEMS.

Simon Henia was killed in the Dia-
mond Mines. Wilkcsbarrc. A large prop
fell upon him and broke his neck.
John Dakir, contractor, was struck by
a train and instantly killed. while STEP
ping from one track to another, at Ashley
Pa.
Mott Carslake, an employee of a Phila-
dclphia drug store, has died at his fathers
residence, Bordentown, II. j.. from the
results of an accidental Gunshot wound,
received while hunting.
The Pennsylvania state revenue CON-
mission met in Philadelphia yesterday to
further consider the question of general
revision of the revenue laws. After hear
ing the views of State Treasurer Butler and
several others the commission adjourned
until this morning.
Near Shenandoah NJ. Gcabrity, aged Al,
a married man with six children, started
with Owen Brennan, teamster, to 90 for
load of wood. While they were cross
ing the Philadelphia & Reading railroad,
All engine palled out and came upon them
SO suddenly that they could not get out of
the way. Brennan saved himself by jump
ing. Geabrity, not so fortunate, fell
under the wheels, and was killed.
Norristown has i local hero, for whose
family the citizens arc trying to raise a
small fund. John Walsh was killed while
in charge of his engine on the North
Penn. railroad, near Sel!ersville, in sue
ccSsful effort to save the people entrusted
tn his care. His last words were: TELL
Mary had to dic," as if excusing himself
f)r leaving her and his four little children
without their protector.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-11-16
LATEST NEWS BY MAIL.

Ten stores and dwellings destroyed by
fire at Fairburn, Georgia.
c. \, Clanin, shoe manufacturer of
Hopkinton, Mass. has failed, with liabili-
ties of $50, 900 to 500, 900.
Durin" 4 drunken quarrel in Halifax
county, Va, James Phelps struck Lewis
Ball with stick, killing him instantly.
Phelps fed and has not since been found.
AT the celebration of tho eighty seventh
birthday of Mrs. II. a. Bridgeman, at
Paxton. ILL.,, eight persons were present
whose united ages amounted to S07 years.
Mrs. John Bower, a German emigrant.
was killed with her infant son, by the lin
tied express train South, st tho Brandy
wine railroad bridge. Wilmington, Della
ware.
The board OF police Of New York have
ordered 4 medal to be presented to Inspcc-
ton Byrnes for his ski!ful arrest of J.
Howard Welles Jay Gould's blackmailer,
and also cngrossed resolutions of thanks
\ grea5 increase in the number Of small
pox patients is reported at tho Riverside
hospital, and 4 report has been made to
the New York state board OF health that
forty smallpox eases exist in the locality
en- Staten Island.
Severe shock Of earthquake in San Jose,
Cal. oscillations from north to south. A
heavy rain storm prevailed at the time
The shock was severe enough to upset 4
pile OF sacked wheat at the railroad depot
ard caused great excitement.
The safe of the Dddlc Market savings
bank Of Chicago was robbed of $500 in
currency. One man engaged the teller in
4 dispute about change. another pretended
to negotiate the sale Of some bonds
with the CASHIER and the third abstracted
the money from the safe.
Estimates made by the Medical academy
Of Paris fix the number of doctors in the
various part Of the world at 10000.
There arc GJ, 900 in the United States,
$4,000 in France, 81, 600 in Germany and
Austria, $4,000 in Great Britain and its
colonies, 10000 in Italy and j, 900 in Spain.
Either the holy we'll at Mecca should be
purified or the pilgrimages to that city
suppressed. The pilgrims are constant
menace to the health of Europe and the
United States. They violate all the known
sanitary laws, and after having .sickened
with the cholera themselves, they seldom
fail to spread the plague wherever they go.
BY the will of Charles II. Northam, of
Hartford, Conn, Trinity college receives
s12j.OG0 tho Hartford hospital $50, 900,
Christ Episcopal church $40, 900, and the
Hartford library association $4,000.
Thirty thousand dollars are given to erect
a chapel at Cedar Hill cemetery. The
remainder Of the estate, about 5000, 600, is
divided between the Il eirs.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-11-16
LOCAL INTELLIGENCE.
TrOitiNg a. tho Park.

There was i good attendance ut Nc
Grann's park yesterday to witness the trot
between Mr.. Hunchberger's bay "Billy"
of this city, and Mr.. Erb's brown mare
Little d." of Reading. The owners
and hackers of both horses were very con-
iidcnt and a good deal of money was put
up on the result. Little d. appeared to
be able to outstep Billy, but did not attend
to her work so steadily, and after an ex-
citing and close contest of five heats Billy
Won, taking the first, third and fifth heats
The first four heats were all close, the
fourth being regarded as dead heat by
many spectators, but the judges gave it to
the mare. The Reading people who
backed the mare We're good deaf chop
fallen at the result.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-11-16
NARROW ESCAPE.

a Man Jumps from Car Window.
Last evening Capt. VIM. S. McCaskey,
left Philadelphia on Cincinnati express,
due here at L 80, having in charge = lot
Of about 80 recruits for the regular army,
whom he was taking to San Antonio,
Texas. The crowd was pretty rough and
while the train was running at full speed
at point between Eagle and PaOli. one
Of the men jumped from window of the
water closet. He was found Iaterin the night
by Conductor Baker, of an accommodation
train which followed and. upon exami
nation. it was ascertaincd that his arm
was sprained and head badly bruised. lie
was taken back to the recruiting office in
Philadelphia. Capt. McCaskey, who had
charge Of the soldiers, is a brother of
Prof. J. Z. McCaskey, Of this city. He is
at present stationed at David's island in
Long Island sound. He is accompanied
by two lieutenants, and will not stay in
Texas, but upon fulfilling his present
mission will return to David's island.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-11-16

the State association that meets at Potts
vile next July.
Mr.. LevergooJ. on behalf Of the city
teachers, read paper asking that the city
lie represented on the committee Of perma-
nent certificates. They have paid their
fees, are members Of the Institute and in
full sympathy with It's work, and along
with the city superintendent are taking
III active and Jealous part in the proceed
inSS. The city teachers have to appear
before the committee and pass an exami-
nation before they can receive permanent
certificates, and ought therefore to be
represented on The committee.
The following nominations were then
made for committee Oh permanent organ
iZati0n
Miss Lizzie Neepcr, city James G.
Gable, city Franklin Smith. Couoy II.
n. MOhler, Ephrata Silas f. Boninc,
Lancaster township; Caleb Conner,
Providence NJ. D. Null, Earl Elam
Herr, Strashurg j. B. Keylcr, Mannheim
borough.
For representatives to tho State associa-
ton the following nominations were
made
II. W. Souder, Col,oy Il. X. Wilmer,
Mannheim j. II. Wilmer, West Hemp.
field E. l.. Watts. Earl J. II. Hun
seeker, Mannheim Miss Rachel Jackson,
city /; Miss Emma Powers. city A. b.
Greider, West Hempfield ]. B. Seifert,
Cernarvon.
The following named committee was
appointed to conduct the election for
members Of the committee on permanent
certificates :: c. V. Lichty, c. NJ. Brook
and 7. NJ. Bacon. Tho county superin-
tendent gave notice that the election
would take place tomorrow and that all
teachers could vote on the presentation Of
their tickets of membership.
There being no limit to the number Of
representatives to the State association,
the secretary was authorized to cast the
vote of the Institute and elect all the nOm-
inees.
FsGS. Brown Om Reading.
Prof. Brown continued his lecture Oh
Reading. The teacher must know how to
read, or he cannot teach reading. Prof.
Brown exhibited three charts, one contain
ing 4 picture Of the skulls of infants and
adults, another I representative Of tho
muscles Of the human face, and third
representing the nerves of the face. 1t
was seen from these charts that the nerves
and muscles Of the face, and tho lObes of
the brain were in pairs. These show that
the man is poised and balanced and it is
tho proper exercise Of this poise that
marks the orator. The functions of the
eyes. nose, mouth and other organs of the
face were explained at some length, es-
pecialiy as they relate to vocalizatiOn. He
also exhibited model Of the human
larynx, showing it's wonderful cOnstruc-
tion, and wherein it differed from that of
other animals.
Dwight
Rev. Jesse Bowman Youn2 will deliver
his famous lecture on the "Battle of
Getty sburg" i'm Fulton hall.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1881-11-16
"A Heavy Robbery.

Jesse Baldwin, of Boardman township,
five miles south of Youngstown, Ohio, who
created the sensation by recently appear
ing at the treasury department at Wash
ington, D. c., and demanding gold for
sl7, 900 worth OF bonds, was robbed yes
terday morning Of between $50, 900 and
SAC, 600 in gold. He kept his money in an
old fashioned safe, under the stairs in the
hallway of his residence. The party of
burglars were five in number and four of
Baldwin family slept upstairs and the first
intimation they had of the burglary was
the noise made by blowing open the safe.
Geo. Lewis, Baldwin's son-in-law, fired
shots at the burglars as they left the house
with the bags of gold in their arms. The
burglars returned a volley. No ore was