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CLEANSING AND REPAIRING.

VUNHE undersigned would respectfully inform
the public that he is prepared to cleanse gar
ments of any fabric whatever, rendering them
perfectly clean, and if unfaded restoring them to
the original brightness and lustre Of the goods.
Do not throw away your old clothes, but have
them cleaned and made to look we'll as new
Work promptly done, and at the most reasona-
BILE prices. THOMAS BALLARD.
August IL 29
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1as- In speaking of the benefits of trial and
suffering, we should not forget that these
things by themselves have no power to make
US holier or more heavenly. They make some
men morose, selfish and envious. Such is the
effect of pain and sorrow when unsancti6ed
by Gods saving grace. 1t is only when grace
is in the heart, when power from above dwells
in a man, that anything outward or inward
turns to his salvation.
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IRON SAFE FOR SALE.

TTNHE undersigned offers for sale one No. 2
IRON SAFE, manufactured by Mosler, Bah
man d Co., of Cincinnati. This safe has a COM
bination lock, and for all practical purposes is
equal to new one. 1t is offered for sale for no
reason except that it Is too small for my purposes
L. NJ. GRIST.
October % A u
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IU. Mail. IN Y. Express. U. 8. Fast Mail
EASTWARD No 49, No. IL, No.i9
~ A. B, C..
,,psru.nn IU. 8. Mall. n Y. Express u 8. Fast Mail.
WESTWARD No. a. No. 4s. No. so.
CONNECTIONS.

A with arriving trains Of Georgia Central and
A. & w. P. Railroads.
B with arriving trains ofGeorgia Central. A. Il
w. P. and w. & a. Railroads.
G with arriving trains of Georgia Railroad:
D with Lawrencevlle Branch to and from
Lawrenceville, Ga.
E with Northeastern Railroad Of Georgia to and
from Athens Ga.
with Elberton Airline to and from Elberton,
Georgia.
G with Columbia and Greenville, to and from
Columbia and Charleston, 8. C.
H with Columbia and Greenville. to and from
Columbia and Charleston, s. C.
x with Spartan burg and Asheville. and Spar
tanburg, Union and Columbia, to and from Hen
derson and Ashevile, and Alston and Columbia.
L with Chester and Lenoir Marrow Gauge, to
and from Lincolnton and Chester
NJ with c. c. Il A.-C. C.-R. & D. and A. T. Il
o. for all points West, North and East.
@- Pullman Sleeping Car Service on Trains
Nos. AZ and 4S, Daily without change between
Atlanta and New York.
A. POPE General Passenger Agent.
May 10 20 tt
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1881-06-30

THE COMPOSITION OF MILK AT VARIOUS
TIMES OF THE DAY.-Professor Beedeker
has analyzed the milk of healthy COW at
various times of the day, with the view of
determining the changes in the relative
amount of its constituents. He found the
solids of the evening milk (13 per cent? ex-
ceeding those of the mornings milk 90 per
cent? while the water contained in the fluid
was diminished from SO to 96 per cent. The
fatty matter gradually increases as the day
progresses. In the morning they amount to
2.17 per cent, at noon 2.63 per cent, and in
the evening 542 per cent. This fact is i'm
portant in practical point of view for
while sixteen ounces Of mornings milk will
yield nearly half an ounce of butter, about
double this quantity may be obtained from
the evenings milk.-Ed. Medical Revie,o
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DR.. j. b. PATRICK, JR.,
q T.
OII y IEIIIIJ OIN % OsJ
DENTIST,

SURGEON DENTIST,
Will be in YORKVILLE again
49, about the 1st Of AUGUST, 1881, for
eul1YD the purpose of practicing his profess
sion. He will beamply prepared with all the most
improved instruments and appliances known to
the Dentistry.
March ~
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bg- The Christian must expect opposition
from the world because he is going just the
contrary road from the multitude, and has to
pass through them.
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NOTICE..

II RESPECTFULLY inform the public that l
am prepared to sharpen razors, scissors, shears
and other fine-edged Instruments. Prices-for
honing and sharpening razors, 25 cents, and for
SHARPENING scissors or shears, 10 cents each, and
satisfaction guaranteed or no charge.
TOM BALLARD, Barber.
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GARRY IRON ROOFING CO.,
AGENTS WANTED.

WYE want limited number of active, ener-
w getic canvassers to engagein apleasant and
profitable business. Good men will find this
rare chance TO MAKE MONEY.
Such will please answer this advertisement
by letter, enclosing stamp for reply, stating what
business they have been engaged in. None but
those who mean business need apply. Address
FINLEY, HARVEY & CO.,
ATLANTA, Ga.
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up before our mental vision. and a time q

up before our mental vision, and time of
it We sometimes had to hold ourselves back
and down, and to be quiet learners from the
spite and malice of our enemies. 80
By the help that is offered to all, however,
we did it; and although by no means be.
lieved that all the hard things said of and to
us were true. yet so sensitive were we to them,
that they affected US. The lofty Christian,
fresh from the gold and glitter, and light
of the Holy Sepulchre, looks down too Of
ten with contempt upon the dirt and
dust and misery, that there surround and
envelop the Hebrew. Now, when one thinks
of the days of David and Solomon, and
knows that these are Gods chosen peo.
pie, and that prophecy tells US some day or
other Jerusalem shall be theirs again, the
whole scene becomes SO touching that one
can scarcely refrain himself from availing.
I must confess have never been more affect
ed by any spectacle. 1t has disarmed me Of
thousand prejudices against the Jews, and
I am sure 1 now feel for Jew as for man
and brother.
ng One of the most terrible battles of his.
tory was fought in 1914, zone glorious sum.
mer day at Bannockburn, in Scotland. The
English army of 100000 men, under Edward
II, was totally defeated by the Scots, 10000,
under Bruce. The loss of the English was
154 earls, barous and knights, 700 gentlemen,
and upwards of 10000 common soldiers.
This vast slaughter was affected by battle
axes, swords, spears, and other weapons of
the feudal and neighboring eras. Robert
Bruce, with his own hand, destroyed large
number Of men.
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Old NEWSPAPERS.

OF large size, suitable for wrapping, for sale
\ J at one cent each, at the
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JOB PRINTING.

OWING to our superior facilities with the best
u machine presses, an abundance of type and
tirst-class appointments throughout our Office,
we are prepared to execute ALL MANNER OF
JOB PRINTING in superior STYLE and at prices
that will compare with New York or Philadelphia
charges for the same quality Of work and mate
rails. We have recently made a reduction in
prices for the following classes of work, to which
we einvite the attention Of business men:
BILL HEADS.
For 500 For 1000
Half-sheet Bill Heads, $500
Fourth-sheet Bill Heads, ,...-..... 225 $50
Sixth-sbeet Bill Heads, ............ 200 3OO
Monthly statements at same price ofsixth sheet
bill heads. We will fill an order for. bill heads,
giving any desired number of either size Of
sheet at proportionate prices.
LETTER HEADS.
For 500 For 1000
Commercial Note, 1928
Packet Note. .......... ...... 225 $50
Letter Qarge size) ...... 3.O0 5.C
For the above work we use superior quality
of paper, and guarantee entire satisfaction In ev-
cry instance.
We also give special attention to the printingof
Briefs, Arguments and Points and Authorities,
which we furnish strictly according to the require
ments of the Justices of the Supreme Court, and
in proof reading exercise the utmost care to en-
sure accuracy.
We are prepared to furnish all other kinds Of
printing from visiting card to a large volume,
and will be pleased to furnish estimates for any
style of work desired. Address.
l.. M. GRIST. Yorkville. sc.
September 81 tt
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January 6
!. R. SCHORB'S PH0T0-GALLERY,

n convenience, and a determination to do my
best, enables me to promise satisfaction to all in
want of correcta and t1attering likenesses. Cloudy
weather is as good or better than sunshine for all
subjects. except small children.
January 27 II
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Gel. MARROW GAUGE RAILROAD.
Aa&gsEgIEMI|l : a q 5=z5zzzzEi
GOING SOUTH.

CCHEDULE Of Mail and Passenger Trains,
y taking effect at 7.25 o'clock, A. NJ, June 9th,
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CHE Aotkrille @nqnirer.

-. ADvERTISINGR RATES.
ONE DOLLAR per square, for the first inser-
ton, and FIFTY CENTS per square, for each
subsequent insertion. square consists OF the
space occupied by seven lines of this size type.
msr Contracts will be made at reduced rates
for advertising space to be used for three, six,
or twelve months.
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A USEFUL REc1PE.-Some weeks since,
says an exchange of recent date, we published
a recipe for cleaning knives, (taken from an
exchange paper,) in which it was stated that
if an Irish potatoe was cut and dipped in
the brick dust and then applied to the knife.
it would be found to remove the stains and
clean the knife better than anything else.
At the time We published the article we
placed as much faith in it as in the ordinary
recipes found floating in the newspapers. We
had the experiment tried, however, during
the past week, and must confess that we
were very much surprised at the amount of
labor saved by this simple process. The po-
tatoe was sliced, portion of it dipped in the
brick dust, and then applied to the knife,
which was somewhat stained; almost as soon
as the application was made, the stains dis
appeared, and little more polishing caused
the blade to presen: the appearance, nearly,
of knife fresh from the hands of the cutler.
The knife was rapidly and easily. cleaned
without the usual scratching resulting from
long rubbing on hard surface with brick
dust. House keepers who have not yet made
the experiment, will be very much grati6ed at
its success should they do so.
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TURBINE WATER WHEEL.

WYE have one 18-inch RIGHT HAND TUI-
w BINE WHEEL, Us sample of Farrars
Invention. We are working ]3!inch Wheel
OF the same kind, and there is no better Water
Wheel made for the same money. Those who
contemplate using Turbine Wheel can do no
better than to get one of these Wheels. We have
Circulars giving all the details in regard to the
working OF it, and with the sale you have the
privilege of trying the Wheel, and if it does not
do as represented, the money will he refunded.
Come and see the sample ls-inch r. H. Turbine
Wheel, Manufactured by theSERGEANT MAN
UFACTURING COMPANY, Greensboro, N. c.
HERNDON BROS, Agents. Yorkvile, 8. C.
February 10 Al II
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CHATTEL MORTGAGES
MORTGAGES of Real Estate, and Titles to
lvA Real Estate. For sale at the
ENQUIRER OFFICE.
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KINGS MOUNTAIN CENTENNIAL.

YINHE Kings Mountain Centennial Association
instructed me to publish, in permanent form,
the proceedings Of the recent CELEBRATION
OF THE BATTLE OF KINGS MOUNTAIN,
together with those of 1855. The book will con-
tain about two hundred pages. 1t Is proposed to
bring the work out in three different bindings at
the following prices:
Paper Binding, ,.............."......""..Sl0 90
Half Binding, ,... l on
tits manifest that the proposed work can only be
published by subscription. It is for the public to
say whether or not the work shall be published.
Any one desiring the work willsend me his or her
name and the money, and in the event the book
is not published the money will be refunded
r. LATHAM.
March 10 10 If
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-05-27
The Indian Pensions

Capt W. Ell. Collett, clerk in the United
States pension Office, returned yesterday
evening from trip to the Indian Nation,
where he went with Dr. D. T. Boynton, for
the purpose of paying the Indian pension
ers. They were gone just three weeks, and
enjoyed the trip very much. Dr. Boynton
has not returned yet, having come by way
of Hot Springs, Ark, to which point Mrs
Boynton accompanied them on their way
out
They made there principal payments at
MuscOgee, a town in the Creek nation. To-
Gated on the line of the Missouri Pacific
Railroad. Out of $50 pensioners on their
list they paid about 153. Some few had
died, and number of others were pre-
vented from reaching the place, on account
of heavy rains, but arrangements were
made by which they will be paid
The total payments aggregated
little over 100000. They had to
there deposit $23O,0O0 The average paw
ment per pensioner was about 81, 500,
though some were paid as much as So, 900.
Capt. Collett relates an entertaining ac-
couut of the results of their observations
among the red men, and their habits, GUS
toms, etc., which would read well, but we
haven't space now.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-05-27
WASHINGTON.
Miscellaneous News from the Ma
tiOnal Capital.

WASHINGTON, May 26.-Internal
Revenus Collector Brayton, of Coll
umbia, S. c., reports to Commits
sioner Rabm that on the 18th Dep
uty Collector Jellison, j. P. Looper,
W. F. Gary and L. R. Fisher left
Pecken's Courthouse, on raid to
Rocky Bottom, early on the morning
of the 10Th they came upon the dis~
llery of Joab Alexander They de>
stroyed an IS gallon copper still,
cap and worm and 13 stands of
mash and beer, containing about
1,SOO gallons. They then went to
Alexander's house to arrest him.
Looper took position at one door
wife Fisher at the other and
Gary watching the window.
An old man supposed to
be Alexander's ia her, came out, and
was caught and held ~ Fisher.
The door opened again and Alex>
anter fred at Looper with pistol.
The fire and smoke blinded him for
a moment. AS soon as he recovered
Looper fired at Alexander with
shot>gun. Fisher pursued Alexan-
der two hundred yards and caught
him. The charge from Looper's
gun had lodged in lis back. He
was helped into the house and not
taken to jail. Alexander is an
old offender, and was one of the
party which raided the Jail at Pick
ems, when the Stansels were released
in 1878.
Internal Revenue Agent A. T.
Kingston, at Louisville, reports that
successful raid was made on an
illicit still in Edmonson county.
Two copper stills, caps and worms,
wi h a quantity of beer, mash and
whisky, were destroyed.
Mrs Garfield continues to inn
prove slowly.
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Alvin Barton, Jr., Seriously Hurt,

About 9 o'clock Tuesday night, Mr.. Alvin
Barton received information by telegraph
from Mrs. Barton, who had just arrived in
Richmond, Va, Tuesday morning, bringing
tbespainful news that their youngest son,
Alvin, who accompanied Mrs Barton, had
a fall which caused serious injuries, and,
as was first thought, conclusion of the
brain. MIR. Barton took the midnight train
for Richmond. Last night DR.. Jno. NJ.
Boyd received a telegram from him an
nouncing his arrival in Richmond and that
he found Alvin out Of danger. This will
be cheerful intelligence for the many
friends, who felt much anxiety on account
of the first information received.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-05-27
Another Railroad Boom for Augusta.

AUGUSTA, GA, May Sales of Geor.
gia stock at 81. 79a1. so, Central 81. 59a1. so,
Memphis and Charleston, 90c., Charlotte,
Columbia and Augusta, So.
John J. Cohen & Sons have purchased for
the syndicate $500, 900 of per cent bonds
of the Augusta and Knoxville Railroad.
This, with the money on hand, will finish
the road to Greenwood, where it will con-
meet with the Greenville and Columbia
roads. 1t is expected that trains will be
running through by October. The COM
pletion of this road will give Augusta an
other eastern and western connection Col.
Haskell, president of the Charlotte, Colum-
bia and Augusta Railroad, was in consulta-
ton to-day with President Verdery, of the
Augusta and Knoxville Railroad 1t is
thought that the former company is anx-
ious to cooperate with or control the
Augusta and Knoxville, for the stock of
which city has been bid at par.
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MINOR DISPATCHES.

New ORLEANS, May ga special to the
Democrat, from Floyd, La, says that diff
Guilty took place on the street yesterday even
ing between E. S. Lade and H. r. Lott, ir.,
son of Col H. r. Lott in which Lott was
instantly killed. Immediately T. j. Lott,
brother of H. R. Lott, jr., became engaged
IN the difficulty and was shot down, his
wounds being probably mortal
CHICAGO May 26.-Judge Ebenezer Peck.
for many years most intimate friend of
Abraham Lincoln, is dead, aged 76
JERSEY CITY, May 26.-The coroner's
jury in the Grettenburg murder case gave
a verdict at o'clock this morning that Nina
Muller died from injuries inflicted by the
prisoner, Martin Konwhowky.
RICHMOND, Va, May 26.-The Boston
and Providence Knights Templar spent yes
terday on an excursion down the river
They leave for home Friday morning.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-05-27
A PLEASANT OCCASION.
Presentation of a Fine Gold Ring to Mr.
Julius Mayer, by the Knabe
Orchestra.

Presentation of a Fine Gold Ring to Mr..
Julius Mayer, by the Knabe
Orchestra.
The Office of Maj. L. A. Gratz was the
scene, last night, of very pleasant
affair. It was the time and place of the
regular weekly meeting of the Knabe
Orchestra. After the rendition of a fine
selection from the opera of Martha, ?"
Maj. Gratz announced slight change
IN the programme for the evening. He
stated that committee, previously ap-
pointed, had made the purchase of a suita-
BILE present to be presented to Mr.. julius
Mayer, the worthy and energetic business
manager of the orchestra, as an apprecia-
ton of his valuable services in contributing
to the great success of the recent concert
given by them. This was selected as the
occasion for the presentation, and Mr.
Mayer, together with few friends, were
present
Col. G. W. Charlton, of the Dispatch,
was chosen as the orator of the occasion,
and made the presentation speech, in few
well-chosen and appropriate remarks, ex-
pressive of the satisfaction of not only the
members of the orchestra, but the public,
with Mr.. Mayors successful manage
ment of the concert. Mr.. Mayer ac-
eepted the present in few
brief and happily chosen remarks,
expressing his thanks for the honor con-
ferred. The present is a beautiful gold
finger ring, with black cameo set, inscribed
"K. o. to J. NJ"
After the speech-making Mr.. Mayer ''set
up" the assembled crowd to a course of
wine and cigars, the health of all was drank
with hearty good will and the best of
spirits prevailed all around It was an oc-
casion of much enjoyment to all, espe-
cially to Mr.. Mayer, who will always cher
lsh IN his heart of hearts the well-deserved
token of regard and appreciation
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-05-27
STATE NEWS.

A boiler explosion in the machine shop OF
Thos. l.. Risk & Co., Memphis, Tuesday,
resulted in the death of two men, mortallv
wounding two others, and the destruction OF
the works. Cause A cheap, incompetent
engineer.
James H. Reed and Miss Florence Eakin.
of Murfreesboro, were married last Tues.
day. The bride is granddaughter of Hon.
Edwin H. Ewing.
Nashville wants two new fire engines.
During the late fire in Nashville the glass
in the Bishop Otey window in the Church of
the Advent was broken, and the ladies' of the
church are raising funds to replace it.
w. L. Lewis, late of White county, wore
one hat As years. He sold it to an immigrant
agent and went West. 1t has been on exhi-
bition at the Nashville Exposition.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-05-27

The President is said to be receiv-
ing oceans of advice over the New
York contest. Some propose a regu-
lar 9 knock-down and drag out "
policy while Others think the patron
age of the State should be divided
between the factions. This is The
poney the President will adopt, un~
Tess forced by Mr., Conkling and his
friends to do otherwise
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-05-27
Soliciting Funds,

The following committee will wait n,,o,,
our citizens to solicit contributions towaraa =
fund TO the purchasing of bell for the
East Port A. NJ E. Zion Church, and If Is
hoped they will be met with open hands
Frank Jennings, Nelson Mcmillan, Porte,
Inman, Fanny Jennings, Kitty Inman. Mol
he Inman, Josephine Jones, Maggie Tates-
more, m Adeline Jones, Mary E. Jones and
Phllis Moore.
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FIRST { DITI0N.
1l.30 P. N.
NASHVILLE EXPOSITION.
Exciting Contests in the Great
Military Drill.
Special to Knoxville Chronicle.l


NASHVILLE, May 25.
Ten thousand people witnessed
the competitive drills at the Fair
Grounds to-day. The grand stand
was packed to it's utmost capacity.
The programme opened with COM
petitive drill between a section OF
the Burns (Tenn.) Light Artillery, q
section OF battery from st. Louis
and Battery GA of Louisville. It
is thought that the st. Louisans
have won the first prize, with the
Burns Artillery second. The Bluff
City Grays, Porter Rifles and In
dianapolis Rifles drilled this aftere
noon. The Crescent City started
in the drill, but, owing to the threat
ening weather, postponed it until
tomorrow. It seems evident that
the Porter Rifles have won the first
prize, and the Bluff City Grays sec
ond. The decisions of the judges
will be made known Friday.
Special dispatch to the Chronicle.
NASHVILLE, Tenn, May 26.
The Crescent City Rifles finished
their drill to-day. The first prze of
SI,700 lies between that company
and the Porter Rifles. The decision
will be made known tomorrow.
In the rifle and target practice
three members of the Porter Rifles
took off all the prizes. John Duling
first, Hat on Lannom second, and
VIM. Hinton third.
In the artillery target practice, the
Burns Tennessee Light Artillery and
Battery a" of Louisiana made ten
shots each, but with little success.
The st. Louis battery will finish up
the contest tomorrow. The COM
petltive drill between infantry com-
panies which have never been award
ed first prize in competitive drill
decided by United States Army off
GERS, will occur tomorrow. First
prize, $500; second, $500.
The weeks programme will termi-
nate with a bicycle tournament,
grand review and award of prizes.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-05-27
MOT HERS CLOCK.

AEonth sat on a sofa wide,
Within parlor dim.
Inc ma d who fingered by his side
Was all the world to him.
" nat al, brough hat glad light to his eve.
mat cadence to his tom?
ny ourns the lamp f love so high
1hough midnight's hour hath flow12
me re CLOCK above the glowing CRATE
has stopped ut ha'f-pa.t ten.
!, n,;Ii nGme as that young mau may wait,
II Will not strike again.
"1 IA arliui maiden knows full wall
As w nat makes the clock act so.
ana why no earthly mower cor toll
Inc time fer him to 60.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1881-05-27
DOES A TOAD LOVE A PUDDLE!

Do you love me, sweet? was the wall ht
wule,
throbblng;
docs loves fierce tide irrigste yoIr SOU 7
Is yHur heart with mine sim ultaneous bob
bing?"
He soulful eyes ii aw up to his face,
And pierced his own with their lovely
glitter,
Then soft she muttered, with winning
grace:
Do love you George? Well I should
tWitter!'