The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-09-23


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COMMUNION WINE.
The grape crop of a. Speer's vineyard
in New Jersey last year was double that
of any previous year. His vineyards in
New Jersey have so increased each year
that he has been enabled TO keep him a
stock four years ahead None sold less
than four years old 1t has become a
popular wine among the best physicians
in New York, and is largely used for
communion purposes, and weak and
aged persons. For sale by G. A. Klein,
druggist, bloomsbury, Pa.
Attracting attention: Travellers in Tex.
as say that the hotels in that lonely State
are so ran that the very first thing
guest does when he enters the dining
room is to kill waiter in order to ''at-
tract attention" San francisco Post.
BENEFIcENT ACTION.
The worn look and miserable feelings
of those closely confined in mills, er at
desks or work tables, are caused by weak
stomach, kidueys or bowels, and show
the necessity for some mild tonic to
Dullu lDc1n uD. lNO Oltt utCt hullCi Oiub
who will use Parker's Ginger Tonic; for
without intoxicating it has such bene-
ficent action on these sluggish organs as
to cleanse the poisonous matters from the
system, that rosy cheeks and good health
and spirits are soon brought back again.
-EapreSs. See advertisement.
"No kiss" he said, pleadingly-"no
kiss from my darling to-nighti" "No,'
she said, emphatically, "no kiss. l hear
there's mumps in your family"
1t is never to late to mend. Which is
why the cobbler never has your boots
done at the time promised.
HAY FEVER.
Messrs. White tS Burdick, Druggists,
Ithica, n. VI can recommend Ely's
Cream Balm to relieve all persons suf-
fering with Rose Cold and Hay Fever.
l have been great sufferer from the
same complaints; have had great relief
by using the balm. ! have recommend
ed it to many of my friends for Catarrh,
and in all cases where they have used
the balm freely have been cured. I.
Kenney, dry goods merchant, Ithaca, N.
Y; Sept 6, 1880.
Mr. A. J.. Avery, Pharmacist, Newark,
N. J. Having been severely afflicted
for eleven years with Hay Fever, after
trying almost everything without avail.
gave up all hopes of being cured, when
purchased of you box of Elys Cream
Balm. TO my surprises after few APP
applications, was entirely relieved. II.
Watson Harris, letter carrier, No IA,
News p O., Newark, N. j. Price so
| cents.
Some men go fishing to get fish, and
some don't, those that don't generally
get what they go for.
Glass eyes for horses are now made
with such perfection that even the an
imals themselves cannot see through the
deception.
| GIVE HIM A REST.
When enfeebled by long suffering
proceeding from torpid liver, ,biliousness,
indigestion, constipation, or sick head
ache, take Burdock Blood Bitters, which
give rest to the weary and reinvigorates
all the organs of the body. Price 81,
trial size 10 cents.
Three degrees of mining speculation
Positive, mine; comparative, miner; su-
perlative, minus.
! The cycle of life Baby, girl, woman,
wife, ,babe.--Erchamge Sometimes it's
baby, girl, woman, old maid, poodle dog.
VIM Mccartney, SO Lloyd street,
Buffalo, fell and sprained his ankle. His
employer, III. Anderson, 94 Main street,
procured some st. Thomas Eclectric Oil
and he says that few applications ena-
bled him to go to work as usual.
Ida Lewis has saved two brass band
performers from drowning. She never
discrimnates against mans calling when
he is in distress Cleveland Herald.
Let young man once get on the trail
OF young lady in q crowded ball room
and he viii find her very soon, and find
her mad
IN GOOD slIRITs.
II. Walker, Cleveland, o., writes: "For
the last twelve months | have suffered
with lumbago and general debility.
commenced taking Burdock Blood Bit
lFiH uhOUb HlA Wctho dSo, anu NOW udNt
great pleasure in stating that have re
covered my appetite, my complexion has
grown ruddy, and feel better altogeth
er. Price 81, trial size 10 cents.
There is not much danger when i
a rains 'cats and dogs" but when it Spit.
e dogs, look out
Never" says an Irish orator, ''writ,
: an anonymous letter without signing you
= name 10 it.
5 How can single dose of Ayers Pills
1 cure headache
2 BY removing distractions from tn,
} system relieving the stomach, and Civ
h ing healthy actionto the digestive appa
= ratus.
"What's the matter with little Johnn,
: this morning. 'Sure, mann, the bye
!, sick; he tumbled off wan of thin wheel
= without carriage to it,"
|. 1t seems that the latest exploits 0
II Wisconsin temperance crusaders was t,
L amend repealed law,
# sLEEPIEssNEss.
II Narcotics and sedatives murder sleeI
q the unnatural stupor is soon followed b
i'll effects. Simmons Liver Regulate
removes the cause of restlessness am
sleeplessness by regulating the bowels
by establishing good digestion and b
c quieting the nerves Try it, and yo
!. will soon know the blessing of goo
Ie health and sound sleep.
n 81 have been a great sufferer fror
g. dyspepsia and loss of sleep. As soon q
< feel the least nervous | take dose c
a Simmons Liver Regulator aud sleep a
. night" Mrs. II. Bryant, Griswoldsyill,
le Georgia.
ID The Rev. Moses g. Welsh of St Al
e, gustine, Fla, not only seeks to refute tn
, claim of especial meekness for Nose
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