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The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-04-27
LET Us PRACTICE WHAT WE
PREACH.
BY mrs. N. 4. KlDDER.

Though we for many an evil deed
Would sweet forgiveness render,
We cannot in our hearts forgive
The sin of the pTetender.
He fiaunts hIs banner in ones race
Most humhly he beseeches;
And vet we know that never does
He practice what he preaches.
He is the man who cuts you shert
In weight as we'll as measure;
Heis the man who smiles or you
The while he steals your treasure
He apes to be ''ladies' man
Outlines, with chances tender,
mi maidens, | my warning give
Don't marry pretender.
He brides himself on his cool oloo"
In most becoming fashion,
And quite despises, so he says
The wicked man of passion.
mt Of The two, give me, my friend,
The heart whose ire or 1eVer
Prompts to quick deeds ana quick F0
morse,
In place OF the decelUer.
,Twere better, though, il all OF us,
As husbands, wives, and mothers'
oAs we wsuld have men do TO u.s.
Do tbiswise unto others. :,
This golden rule, that works SO "elln
A blessed lesson teaches,
And. following it, enc cannot fall
To practice what one preaches'
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-04-27

Frank Bush and his wife, OF
Clarion Ohio, agreed at their MARI
are that if any quarrel ever arose
between them it should be lett 10
the decision of three referees. Mrs;
Bush lately visited her mother, ana
rafnsed to return home. The case
was fully presented to the referees
whodecided that the wife was wrong.
and must go back to her husband
They also voted to censure the
mother-in-la
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-04-27

n~.,,...a = Fayf4gSieiQta f9da surgeon.
49,, fane 2aih sTs.-Pease faFsf aTi nc A est 80 q
~ ~ he Pas4alias, Tbs paiei aa Y MN an
Nne oaAt - - IL ~.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-04-27

A young lady was caressing a, a
9S love nice dog" All" sighed
a dandy standing near, Il would |
were a dog" "Never mind, re-
tortcd the young lady sharply
sevou1l grow.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-04-27

Gov. Cornell, ofNew York, having
accepted the offer of the Thirteenth
Regiment of Brooklyn to be his es-
corf to Yorktown, has suddenly de-
cIined, and the reason assigned is
his disgust with bill introduced Dy
Senator Jacobs providing for ana
annronriation of $4,000 to pay the
EXPENSES of the regiment.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-04-27

There has been a great deal OF
bad feeling between two Galveston
families, hence there was much sur
prise when they intermarried a
friend, in speaking to the father OF
the bride, asked if the families had
ma friends mo bit of it. |
hate every bone in my son-ln-l3W ;
body" "Why did you let hlm
marry you daughter then? 10
oet even with him. | guess you
don't know that girls mother as
well as | do"
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1881-04-27

Beecher announced from the Ply
mouth Church pulpit Sunday morn
ing his belief that baptism was non
essential ordinance of the church;
It was pleasant enough and useful
enough, but if a man died trusting
in Christ it made no difference
whether he had been sprlnkled OF
immersed, or both or neither.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14
DOMESTIC.

A SET of table napkins with tray
cover, etc., are made really elegant by
having small center piece adorn cd
with monogram or Initial In the
center, and a few sprays of foliage
surrounding 1t, with little border
dividing 1t from the remaining Dor
ton of the article. Pour into a saucer
a quantity OF good indelible ink, and
having cut the monogram. or name,
from paper, spread out the article upon
a table, or board, aud fasten each COR
ner Of the paper with needles or pins,
pressed through into the wo, q, using
care that each part rests closely down
upon the linen; then place around 1t
sprays Of ferns and few roso leayes
(parts OF spr.y); then, upon the
outer edge, some grasses and ferns
Chose which have been dried
and pressed will answer) all Sc
cured with small needles, or pins.
placed perpendicularly; arrange, also
IL narrow border, by cutting paper in
tiny scallops, with small holes cut at
regular distances. After spattering
the entire surface, evenly and uni
formly, remove ons part of the rose
leaves; also. a few OF The finer parts
upon the outer edge, and carefully
cast another spray over the surface /;
after allowing the previous one to dry
oil, remove another section from the
sprays of leaves, and again "spatter;" )"
then remove the border. spray lightly
and when dry lift the monogram, :,
which will, Of course, appear peri ect-
ly white.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

FACTS ABOUT FLOUR.-Flour is mar.
ticularly sensitive to atmospheric in
nucnces, hence 1t should never be
stored In room with sour liquids, or
where onions or fish are kept. nor any
other article that taints the air Of the
room IN which it Is stored. ANY smell
terctplible 10 the sense will be ab-
sJroeu by Hour. Avoid damp cellars,
or I"ftS where Il free circulation of air
cannot he obtained. Keep in a cool
ury, airy room, and not exposed to a
IrceZlng 3 temperature, nor to intense
hatt'ral or artificial heat for any length
OF tlmc above ~ to ~ degl eos Fahren-
holt. 1t should NOT come in contact
with grain or other substances which
Yre liable to heat. Flour should be
sitt"d and the particles thoroughly
disintcgra.ed ana then warmed before
baking.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14
To All Our FrfendS.

Having had numberless inquiries for
advertising cards from ladies in all
parts OF the country who are interest,"
ed In the prevailing fashion of making
"Card Collections" we are having
printed for them 3 set OF seven beauti-
ful cards, each In six oolors and on
gold background, in the very highest
degree of art, illustrating Shakspeare's
"Seven Ages OF Man." We have spared
simply little art gems. Our only aim
has been to- publish the finest cards yet
shown. Applications tor them have
come in 80 rapidly that nearly the
whole edition ts engaged before the
receipt by us Of the cards from the
artist. We have therefore been Obliged
to adopt the. following plan for tue dis
tribution of the remainder: No more
OF the gilt Shakespeare cards, seven In
the series, will be sent excepting upon
the receipt of statement from a grocer
that the person applying for the cards
has bought of him on that day at least
seven Oars of Dobblns' Electric Soap,
with price paid for same. AH apply.
ing In this manner wiU receive the tull
set OF seven cards gratis by mail. This
Will insure us that our friends and pa
irons get their share of these beautiful
designs, although 1t in no manner re-
pays US for the cost of the cards, Your
grocer has the soap or will get it; aid
the purchase by you Of seven bars Of
1t at one time will secure for you gratis
seven really beautiful cards. The soap
improves with age, anu is an article Of
necessity In your house every week.
Therefore you are not asked to buy a
useless article, but one that you must
have anyway. Please send US your
application at once, and tell your lady
friends making Gard Collections," to
oo the same. Grocers do mos have the
cards to deliver. Buy the SOAP OF them.
send US their bill, and zoe will natl YOU
the cards free. Yours respectfully.
l. l.. CRAaIN & Co., ll8 South 4tb
Street, Phliadelphia, Pa.
+. S.-Ladies not wishing 10 buy
soap can get tho cards by remitting
COST price, 25 cents
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14
WIT AND HUMOR.

A DETROIT surgeon, whose reputa-
ton ls first class, was seated In his
office the other day when in walked a
stranger who was followed by dog.
Without any fooling around he be-
gan:
.'Doctor, have the dyspepsia"
Eyes, SIR"
"Had 1T twenty-six years."
Eyes, SIR"
"You can't cure it2'
"No, sir"
"But you can make an exchange of
stomachs between me and my dog"
81 believe 1t could be done and both
live."
"Wlll you guarantee that 1 won't
have hankering for old bones ii l
trade sComachs."
"No' sir.''
''Will want to chase cats3 ?"
''Verly likely"
"And snap at tramps9"
"Qutte probable. -
"Doctor, this is business"
'Yes, sir.'
"And the exchange Of stomaohs is
declared off,"
every we'll"
land bid you good day"
Good day, STRIP
And the man whistled to his dog
anu walked out, without looking to
the right or left.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

ArHHcial Indigo. --Mr. AdoIph Bacyer,
Of Munich, has discovered that by the
actio1 Of aulphnrlc acid upon orthOni-
ophenylpropiolic acid a new product
may be obtained which is capable of
being converted into new coloring
matters, or dyestnf. which he calls
artificial indigo. The author says: 81
take Orthonitrophcnylpr lpropielic acid
and In the cold mix the said acid with
ulphuracid-say for instance, with
from about ten to twenty parts, hv
weight, of sulphuric acid OF about l .Si
specific gravity TO every one part, bv
weight OF orthonitrophenylr ropiolic
acid employ ed. In enccting tho said
mixture care Is to be taken to avoid q
considerable rise Of temperature, say,
about 20 deg. Centigradc. The mx
ture thus obtained quickly assumes a
Drlght yellow or orange color, and the
reaction Is allowed to proceed IN the
cold until a sample Of the mixture,
upon being tested for the presence of
orthf nitro pheny icia by
means of glucose and a'kaiics. no long
er contains any appreci bic quantity Of
the said acid. ri 9 srlphuric acid m X
lure thus produced ls then submi ted
10 II action or suitable reducing or
deoXidizing agents in order to effect
the conversion into artificial indigo.
"ln practice | have found a number of
sub. tances belor girg to various classes
Cf chemical compounds VIII ch net IA
dcoXidiZing agents upon the abays-
mentioned new project, and [ NAV
specially mentioned ferrous sulphate
(green vitr ol, coppcras) AS an ex-
ample of the manner in which prefer
to conduct the afor said operation.
take The orange. cOlored mixture rcsul(-
Ing fl ON tiic treat ment Of one Uart. Y
weight Of orthonitrophcnylp prcpioliI
acid with about from ten to twenty
parts sulphur ic acid "a above dc cribe d
and mix the same with a so'ulior
ctntaining about 1ivep>r.s, by weight
OF ferrous su phate. The mixture /,
ten allowed 10 stand at tho ordinary
temperature, until the blue CO or
wflch IT quickly assumes, IS fully dc:
vtloped. and tho dyestuff or colorine
matter TINS Produced may be scpara-
tel out oi the mass by dilutiLg the re-
suit Of the operation with water, by
Whi.h Is new dJo tuf is precipta
tea, and may be filtered and washed
The dyestuff Is then ready for use
The characteristic OF my new dyestuf
or colOrlhg matter. prepared according
to n above ID scrbcd process, are tht
following: The dyestun or colorin,
ma tor l., Sc bles III appearance vege
table indigo, and 1t can be- used II
dye1I In manner similar to it; bu
II ls In great part soluble IN analin,
al an ordinary temperature, and alst
IN an aqueous solution Of sulphurou,
acid"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

The rutns Of once magnificent bath
ing establishments, covered over by
more than thirty feet of ashes and lava,
have been discovered by Prof. Gui-
seppe Novi, near Meroulaneum. From
all descriptions they appear to surpass
anything OF similar nature hitherto
excavated, either at Herculaneum or
at Pompeii. The seulptured. fountains
ana tanks are Of oriental granite, the
hoors are of colored glass mosaic, and
the walls of the building are richly
adorned with paintings and stuoco
work.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

BACK Dar(or anatomy: In Oshkosh
lived Il fair maiden who had read wit
some alarm Of the death Of an Indians
woman from tight-lacfng, the immedi-
ate cause being an affection Of the
epigastrium. When her lover called
that evening and the light had been
turned down as usual she said to him
frankly:
"Now, want you to be careful Eu-
gene; you're worse than corset"
Eugene ialtered out: ooh, Mary,
why this colonoss? ?"
"Ie Isn't ccldness at ALL" she re-
piled; "but you hug so tight you
knock my epigastrium all out OF killer.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

What an Earthquake Did.-A curious
result seems to have followed Il recent
earthquake at Bucharest. The soil of
Bucharest Is a rich, black, porous veyc- :
table mould, very springy under press.
urc, and carriages passing in street
cause strong vibration in the adjacent
houses. The Grand hotel boulevard
however, was an exception to tho gen-
cral'rule, and in the rooms facing the
principal street, on which there is a
heavy trntllc,nO sensible eject was felt
from passing vehicles. Daring the re-
cent earthquake the windows and
crockery and less massive constructed
buildings ratified very sc nsibly, where
as there was no audible sounu in the
hotel. Since the earthquake shock,
however, this state of things has
changed entirely. and every vehicle
passing the hotel causes a vibration in
the whole building. The singular part
OF this change Is that the effect pro-
ducod by tho vehicle is tho same as that
accompanying the earthquake. 1t is
not jar rs previously produced IN
other buildings, but a saving motion
similar to that felt in the lato shock.
This movement is 80 great as to cause
pictures to sway backward and for
ward on the walls. however, there is
not crack in it. Hence, IT is thought
this change In the solid.ty of the struct.
ure appears to bc due to some cffact
produced in the earth underneath tho
building by the shock Of earthquake.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

TOMATO SoUr.-I'akc eight good
sized tomatoes or balf a can of toma-
toes-the solid portion. Cut them up,
and put them to boil with two quarts
Of soup stock and bouquet of herbs.
When well cooked, thickcn with lit
tie flour smoothed and dissolved in a
little cold water. Then stratu all
through sieve, repent a little, and
add butter, salt and pepper to taste.
Place in a saucepan one carrot, one
white turnip, and Ole onion, all sliced
and fried brown in butter, and quar-
ter of a pound OF ham; when the mois-
turc is evaporated add two tablespoon
fnls OF flour and brown with the vege-
tables; add three pints Of good beef
broth, one can Of tomatoes, a few bay
leaves, a pinch of ground cloves, a
stalk Of celery, little grated nutmeg ;
boil till the vegetables are done, and
pass forcibly through sieve; place
on fire; bring to II boil and skim ;
served with plain boiled rice or small
squares of bread, fried brown In but
ter.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

LIGHTS and shadows Of port rat
painting: Aunty-" And now, how
many sittings shall you require of my
niece, Mr.. Sparks2" Our Artist {,
model but most intlammable youth,
-"Oh, not more than thirty or folty
or perhaps tiity-wc will say SKY, il
you like, or seYenly--aC all events
olghty or ninety at me utmost, Or
Aunty-"Good Heavens! why, you
painted me III four!' Oar Artist
did l, renlly, though? All, ,bu,
can see at a glance that your mece's
expression will bc particularly difficult
to catch, you know -
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

"uow do you like tho rooms %
asked Mrs. DOtonart, who was show.
ing the Smithingtons over tho new
house. con, they are perfectly love-
ly ~ exclaimed Mrs. Smithington.
"and they are furnished 50 swcetly !
What cXqu site plaques those are
aren't they, Smithlngton?" "What,
them dishes on the wall2 Yes, they
are pretty enough, but why in thun-
der didn'G they have some closets IN
me house to put the crockery in2'
Mrs. DOtonarC goes Into mild hysIcr-
les, and Mrs. Smithington gives
om ithlngton such look.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14
Not u beverage.

'"They are not beverage, but a
medicine, with curative properties of
the highest degree, containing no poor
Whiskcy or poisonous drugs. They do
fot tear down all already debilitated
system, but build it up. One bottle
contains more hops, that is, more real
hop strength, than barrel Of ordinary
beer. Every druggist In Rochester
sells them, and the physicians pre-
scribe them. ."-Evcning Express on Hop
Bitters.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

QUE-kroUs that the Chinese men
should have such long hair. Ladies if
you would have your hair as long as
the Chinese, and as beautiful as a
Houri's, use Carboline, tho de :dorlzcd
petroleum hair renewer and dresser.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

AGRICULTURAL ITEM: During the
Maldl-Gras celebration tho Galveston
saloons did a rushing business. Gil.
hooly said to a barkecpor:
~ suppose you ali made hay while
tho sur. ShOne?'
owe didn' make hay, but we sold a
good deal of rye" replied the bar
keeper.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

II NEVER did see such wind and
Storm" said man in coffee-room.
"And, pray, sir" inquired would.
be wit, "sIncc you saw the wind and
storm, wnat might the color De?"
"The wind blew and tho storm
rose," was the quiet rejoln der.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

CHOCOLATE PODDING -Scald togeth-
or \ quart of milk and three ounces of
grated chocolate. Set 1t away until
cold and then add the beaten yolks OF
hve eggs and one cup Of sugar. Bake
aDontdwenty"iive minutes. Beat tho
whites OF the eggs to q stih froth
spread over the top Of tho pudding
aha crown them slightly In the oven.
rms pudding should be served very
oold.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

The Photographic News describes a
detective camera, the invention of Mr..
Bolas. 1t is like shoeblack's block
and may be slung over the shoulder
with a strap. It car. les gelatine plates
already in position and lens that is
Away in focus for any distance from
twenty to thirty feet. It may be drop
ped in the street any time the owner
sees q group he wants picture of.
When 1t touches the ground bulb is
squeezed and the exposure Is made.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

4 ne,o French appliance Is an electric
brake which is made TO operate on the
wheel brake by means of electricity
generated during the motion of the
train and applied at pleasure. Expert
ments thus far made with this appara-
tus have been entirely successful.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14
Profitable Patients:

The most wonderful and marvellous
success In cases where persons are siok
or Wasting away from condition OF
miserableness, that no one knows what
ails them, (prof1table patients for doc
tors,) Is obtained bv the use Of Hop
Bitters. They begin to cure from the
first dose and keep 1t up until perfect
heath and strength Is restored. Who
ever is afflicted in this way need not
suffer, when they can get Hop Bitters.
Cincinnati Stdr.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

AN EDITORS wife discovered her hus-
band, the other evening, In the act Of
hugging-"going to pross"-:he SER
want irl. The first editorial In his
next days issue opened with, "Wc
are living In perilous times" That
told the whole story,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

PIMPLEs AND HUMoRs ON THE FACE.
In this condition OF the skin, the
VEaErINE is the great remedy, as it
acts directly upon the cause. 1t clean
ses and puriies the blood, thereby
causing humors Of all kinds to dIsap-
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

DARK.-One cup brown sugar, half
cup moiass"s, one cup of butter, one
fourth cup sour milk, half teaspoon of
soda, yolks OF four eggs, flour to
lhicken, and spices to suit.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

THERE are many gluttonous horses
which swallow down their oats too
fast. Son orses VII dispose of four
quarts Of ca 8 at q few mouthtuls,
Which Of colr,e are not ms 8 jcated and
cons eQuently DO the horse but very lit
tie good. Such horses are generally
poorin flesh. This is a habit of whir h
the horse can soon he broken, and
Learn 10 eat his grain slowly. If the
maj ger extends scross the whole
Width Of The stall, put In partition
dividing OIL al out one-fourth of it, in-
TO which place number of smooth
cobble-s ONES; all the b. ter ii a piece
OF rock salt Is adtei. Next put in The
oats, which mix well with the cobblc-
stones; the oats slowly, " hich he will
do thol oughly, and at the same time
as thoroughly masticAte them.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

PLAIN CAKE.-One cup sugar hall
cup sweet milk, one and one halt cup
hour, one egg one teaspoon bakin E
powder, butter size Of an egg.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

CABBAGE Chop fine all the soft
heads OF cabbage that arc un a'cable
and give your hens Il treat. Fowls
ne' Il green lood in tho winter as well
as summer. Turnip and potato par
ings will be eaten readily If cut fine.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

MANY people afflicted with phthisis
pulmonalts (Consumptton) use Dr..
BULBS Cough Syrup with great benefit
and relief, Price twenty-five cents q
bottle.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14
tkansas City MALL

member of this Department relieved
of Rheumatism by the use Of St.
Jacobs Oil, says Geo. w. Walling,
Esq, superintendent Police New
York, In one of our exchanges.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

soME people suffer for years from veal
kidneys and torpid bowels and liver If yo,
know such person toll them that kidney
Wort is certain euro.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14
[Chicago Western Catholic. !

The latest man VINO has been made
happy through the use Of this valuable
liniment is Mr.. James A Conlan,
Librarian Of the Union Catholic Ii.
hrary Of this city. The following is
Mr.. Conlan's Endorsement:
UNION CATHOLIC LIBRARY AssoC'N.
204 DEARBORN STREET.
CHICAGO. Sept 1G, 1880,
] wish to add my testimony az to the
merits Of st. Jacobs Oil as cure for
rheumatism. One bottle has cured me
Of this troublesome disease, which gave
me great deal of bother for long
time; but thanks to the remedy I am
cured. This statement is unsolicited
by any one in its interest.
JAMES a. CoNLAN, Librarian.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

SNOW CAKE SPONGE.-One cup each
sugar and fl 'ur, two tabl. spoons milk
one teaspoonful baking powder, w hi tes
OF ten eggs.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

CORN SILKS AS A REMEDY WHO
would have thought that the silk on
an ear of green corn was powerful
and efficient remedy for dropsy, for
bladder troubles and for the diseases
"f the kidneys2 In the Louisville
Medical Ne,os we find an account of the
medical pope rites of corn-s'lk and the
cures that have been effected by its
use. The way SO usc it Is to take
two odoublc-handfuls Of fl esh corn-sil k
and boil in two gallons Of water until
but gallon remaius. Add sugar to
make 4 syrup. Drink a tumblcrful of
this thrice daily, and 1t will relieve
dropsy by increasing the flow Of the
urine most enormously. Ovhcr dis
eases OF the bladder and Kidneys are
benefited by the remedy. which Is
prompt, efficient, and grateful to the
stomach. The treatment can be con-
tinucd for months without danger or
Inconvenience.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1881-05-14

FATTENINa SHEEP. - Perhaps the
bost feed for this purpose is bran, oats
and corn In equal weights,