Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1881-03-31
THE DODGE CITY TIMES.
1NSwERS TO CORRESPONDENTS.

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T1x-To the question "is fuddlsd nd
der foil orchestral We should remark.
JAsE.-You ask what will cau-e The re-
mov.l of freckle.! Apply sour milk with
curry comb and horse brush.
PrrxR.-You ask who was the hrss hum
orous para sr.pher! Job is on the record
He boiled over with humor.
ARAaEL.-You are quite right In dis
missing your .ui.or at 1880 a. M. LIS IN
had TASTE to sit up 20 late when coal oil Is ~
cent, per gallon. i,
MAxr.-Tight lscing produces rednefs o.
Tho noee. Some people have illuminated
noses, caueed by using prohibitory drinks.
Ahot spring bath will take the rednef' out
Of q n Ne.
Hrpx.-Mea. Arenas Ward is the auth
=, ~ the ballad "Come Where Ny Love
Lie, Dreaming" We heard ARENAS once
nav he dido't go-he dida't think 1t would
be right.
JAKE-we Judge from the symptoms you
A..c,ibe that il is not an affection Of the
heart. though the pains are located in that
region. Yvur liver is undoubtedly affected.
Take Simmons Liver Regulator.
SAKAH.-Profani.y dates way bsck to the
Garden Of E Ten, and the first profane word
vas uttered BY the 6nt woman. When
Adam asked Ese 10 have bite ofhis apple,
she said, II dou't care Adam"
CHALk.-You ask il the fund raised for
Ex-Pnsiden,s will be applied to the relief
Of all ex-presidenia. We should say not,
The President of the Dodge City Social Club
vill no, be relieved under this munihcence.
AUcusrus.-We do not believe dancing
academy would be profitable undertaking
in Dodge City. The citizens generally I'M
derstsnd the fsstive hop, and perform all the
wonderful lee, msneuvers with agility and
grace. You might End profit in vending
peanuts.
Err1E We wou 'dn't advice removing
v.r,s with acids. Il ia dangerous. There
are some .lmple me, hods for removing warts;
probably y.ur physician can tell you. Your
brother Johr.'s sl'usion TO political warts is
good A political .srt on the body polite
10 difaeult thing to Remove sometimes.
SIs-The name of the author Of the fol.
lowing liner:
dearest Mary, thou hast lett US,
For you ON earth there wann't room,
Rut stis heaven tn ut hath bereft Ms,
And snatchcd our darling up the nume."
We believe he il Cim.rrou gentleman
-Augus'us,
MAKY.-The dance hall is trimmed vith
red paint and pcstofice is painted with white
lead. Your husbands coat sleeve was COW
cred with red paint. As he DOESN'T give am
satisfactory explanation as to the manner in
which he Obtained the paint, IL is safe to
presume that he sss fooling about the paint
shop.
GERnE.-You ak What is the meaning
Of the following quertiou which was asked
you BY your escort LONE from church Sun
day evening: Darling grant me the So
prems pleasure Of slipping . dininutiys
quantity of the heaven favored nectar which
rests upon thy coral labisie ccrolla" Well
in plan English he asked you for kia'.
Doc.-The cord ArkaDsas il pronounced
Ark.an-sav. We know there Is some dis
pute over this, but the most noted Arkansas
PHOTOGRAPHER iosists upon this prouuncia-
iion, which ia euphonious-Arkansaw. We
do not positively know the definition OF the
word. but it is supposed to mean ''clear ~
mud;'' hence the nsme Of the beautiful
stream At our doors.
ED.-You don't quite understand Why.
when You csu.ed the rubbish to be removed
S,c,n vcs,r font door and hack ward vour