The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1881-10-20

The Baltimore American says that
the blue-eyed. black-eysd and violet
eyed dsriings Of the college call 1t Vas
sar-faeeent hesyy on the last syllable.
When the Eiolet-eyed dsElings desire to
partake Of the tinted cream that goes
by the name OF ice. they call for q sas-
sdr
Four years ago 8 young man. without
q cent On his back sRd only one suit Of
clothes 70 bis name. entered Denver
and begged his supper. Recently he
eloped with his employers wife and
$40. 900 of his cash Close application
to business, coupled with pluck and in
dustry wins every time.
II 10 tire of reading Paradise
Lost" said Miss Posigush. her eyes
beaming with q dreamy languor.
Don't you admire 1t, Mr.. CrabP'
mo. l don't" replied Crab crisply.
II used TO read 1t before l was married,
but now"-casting . look toward Mrs.
CO know what Paradise Lost is
without readin. it."
Eldest Daughter-I think you might
let me come out, mamma ! I'm 20, you
know, and surely I've finished my
education! Festive mamma (by no
means prepared to act the part of
chaperone and wall-fower)-Not yet.
my love. Society Is too hollowi Ireal-
ly must preserve that sweet girlish
freshness OF yours Q little while longer.
The night had suddenly overloaded
and become quite stormy. Being of a
sentimental turn she accordingly took
her seat at the piano and began TO sing.
Unto some lives the rain must fall"
But he was entirely practical. and.
clutching her arm. said tenderly.
Sing something else darling; you
know | didn't bring my umbrella"
A romantic maiden was rescued from
drowning at Nantasket by her lover.
When she had sufficiently recovered
from the shock and fright to feel like
talking, she overwhelmed him with re-
proaches. "My darling" he replied
In astonishment; '.you surely did not
wish me to let you perishP" No." she
exclaimed angrily. .'but why didn't
you let me go down for the third timer
The salaries paid the Missionary
Secretaries are as follows: Presbyterian,
North, $1,000; Presbyterian. South,
$4,000; Congregationalist. SO. 800; Bap-
tist Missionary Union, 81. 900; South
ern Baptist Convention. 81. 900; Metho-
dist, North. $500; Methodist. South,
$500; Episcopalian. s3. 900; Disciples.
$500: Cumberland Presbyterian, ST.
800.
''Why do you wish TO leave school ut
your ageP" sadly asked the principal
of a country school out near Danville,
demonstrating with a sandy-haired
pupil Of IL years; ''you have learned
comparatively nothing up TO this time
'''I've learned one thing mighty solid.
anyhow" persisted the student" And
what is thatp" asked the teacher. ..rve
learned that a mistake in spellin' that
only fetches a boy a cuff on the ear
keeps q big girl in two hours after
school," young man." said the
principal. handing the boy his books,
'.you should have left school three years
ago."
A leafy background, two noble trees,
hammock swinging beneath, and she
ON whom your heart is fixed lazily
swinging in the same. is a very pretty
picture, young man, very pretty, and
we don't blame you for being attracted
by a magnet Of such wondrous power.
But consider II your means will enable
iyou to keep that picture all your days,
or whether in the coming time it will
not be supplanted by q chrome OF a
WORKOUT. faded woman frying dough-
nuts we q hot fire in the middle OF q
| hot summer day. The two pictures are
intimately connected.
, An Incorporated company for sheep
breeding has been formed in South
Missouri. $50 miles from St. Louis.
/ They propose to locate 80. 900 acres of
land on the side of the Ozark noun
tains. and to start with 1000 sheep.
. fenced in at o less cost than herdsmep
can be employed. They expect to bring
! the land under cultivation at an early
day, and to Craze in blue and tame
| grass instead of bunch grass, and TO
provide shelter and Winter feed for the
iocks. ansiQther improvements when
needed.
George Augustus Sala declared that
he felt Ill after eating a New England
dinner ofpork and beans, Indian meal
/, pudding, green corn and hot tea, but 1t
agrees with q good many persons, even
with the addition of pie. For a change.
the beans might be cooked in CONT
mental fashion, that is, boiled without
salt for about four hours, until quite
tender. then drained in a colander and
served plain with a lump of butter on
them, or with drawn butter and chopped
parsley. in which form they arc ex-
tremely good.
A man who went West to grow up
! with the country has returned. He
, got there Just in time to get acquainted
. with q tornado which was doing a little
! visiting in that section. The tornado
took him up an exceedingly high dis
tance, and showed him all III posses
sions of the earth. and then let him
drop down again. He says he has
grown enough in the last few days to
satisfy him for all the rest Of his natu.
raj life.
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