Daily Republican., 1881-05-16
BREVITIES.

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Oil paintings, chromOs in gilt frames 99c
Parker, cupping and leechin9 l03 E. I'd st
Great bargansin fourat W 5. Townsend g
Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Awnings of superior quality at the Lowest
market rates, at John Willie's, 44 Market st
For canes 20 to Nichols, S13 Market street
: first class Pool table in rear.
Families can be supplied with the best
-four at TOwnsend's'. 9th and Tatnall streets
For porch chairs go to l.. +. Adair't, 2O1
| Market street.
Great bargains in fiOurat W. S. Townsend's 8,
Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Western girls who elope prefer their fathers
hired men, unless they can find dry goods
drummers.
! If we could see others as we see ourselves
there would be more gOod-loOking people in
| the world.
Railway companies nowadays sometimes
pull down a street, but thieves very often cut
up courts,and alleys.
For good pair of crystal spectacles call on
Prof Charles ltalie, private residence 227
Market street.
Mems White fine Marseilies Vests slightly
sOiled reduced to Sl.OO former price $50, at
the Boston One Price Clothing House.
If you want to see q crowd go to Harry Got
walls parl0rs, Sl2 Market street; his ice cream
is fine and the people will have it,
White vests for boys from 10 to 10 years
only soc at the Boston One Price Clothing
House.
Thousands of Detroit boys are near sighted.
They will yell just as loudly at boy playing
marbles in the same ring as at one hVe Dl0cks
away.
To exchange promised good for promised
better, Is giving greater credit 10 nope IMAM
wisdom would appear to dictate.
"The trouble with that temperance lectur
er. said an old tectotaller, sis that his vocal
ized breath says one thing and his unvocal-
lied another
"What an ill-made dress Mrs. - has on"
said one lady to another. ''Yes and that's
the reason 1t fits her so well" was the sneer-
ing reply.
Eecentricity ofdress or manner will double
attention the mistake of vain women is to
believe that it doubles attraction.
GALL AND EXAMINE THE IMPROVED COR
RIGATED CONE BOTTOM WATER COOLERS, ALSO
A FULL ASSORTMENT OF ICE CREAM FRBEZERs
AT H. F. PICKELs, and EAST 4rH STREET.
A man in New York was discovered how to
manufacture invisible soap. He wants Edi-
son to become his partner, as he asserts that
MS is HlSO u llR DI uuSllCsS. w ledl oluCis
will be as light as his business, or his soap.
"My ovey-dovey" he said, 81 positively
cannotgive you a diamond for an engage.
ment ring" "Why, my own popsy-wopsy?'
because" he wickedly replied, Everybody
will say I'm stonyhearted."
1t was at party. Said she "How do you
like my new belt 2" He: swell approve of
little music at an evening. party, but isn't
brass band little too loud?" Young lady
faints clean away.
This was photographers reply to lady |
who asked him to "take tea" with her /:
MADAM, take advice (sometimes), l take
medisine, but drink tea"
"Are you good rider2" asked the livery,
man, II am" answered the customer; and
lust then the horse reared, then stood on his
fore feet and kicRsd at the clouds, and the
customer finished his remark from the hay
rack, saying, "See how easily get off,"
A student of the Penna. University sends
us the following mathematical enigma,
which Is lunaticing even the hardest-headeu
of the professors: Cut an apple squarely in
half, and 1t is equally divided; cut each half
again, and still 1t is equally divided; divide
the first cut by the second, multiply by TWO,
and add the second half Of the first half, and
what is the answer?-[Phila. Sun.
A PICTURE.
A hillside road, man, mule,
Depicted 'gainst the sky;
The man gives the mules tail twist
A lone mule meets the eye.