davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1881-10-13

tho ,1en.u upnl them Tuesday with n
plurality estimated to exceed 'o.O)o. We arn
perhaps ton milclI accustomed tn fook for
EOoG tidnas Of tlifs iln;uro from lnwa. But
the holor Ia not diminished, but rather lii
creased, hy repetition. The excuse for rut
making tho plurality larger Is lint Tuesday
was Il rainy tlAy. Jupiter iluvlus inter.
fcrcsl. l,n. a0,ON0 will ITO. II ts enough.
WALL STREET AND THE TREASURY.
Secretary Windom III tho etrcuInr lun.ie
1nlnttc TueslAy reeasts Sj,DN.1M more Of
the money hrd IN tho rr'nsury. As might
have becn rcLictcd, this falls 10 satisfy thu
watrrrtl-stock succulnsnFs of Wall street.
Dur dispatches represent them rs Indignant
over tto ttars,lnony of tho Treasury. \ .lc-
cline Ut prices, III Government l,olIdB arl
wildcat ss0rks Mike. expresses thu dfsal.
nolnttlnnt Df the gambling operators. who
fancy that they voice the onMiuM nj tiEA,l-
elal circles. Sscretnry Wtntlom found that
the receipts Ut the Treasury during Sep
te1nbrr were 35,oo0,ouo grenter than tho dis
burscnleris. THAT he !iastcns to returnto tho
channels of business. Further than ti,nt lie
declines to 60, because lie coulA mol pay out
| II larger sim wEtI,o,st invading the reserve
I!r!tl agaInst The |cga!-tcn'lcss, or using u,e
| hullty set apart Tor tao payment Of called
| bonds.
Ono Of lilo signs OF The times IL the clamor
| of sueculatnrs fur relief fruln tho Treasury
| i"r ulu nlut,cy market. II Is more thin n
straw s1.t,wn, which way the wl,.l blt'ws;
| II is II sinr,il.tlag. II isn sign TINT sperala.
tton an4 railroad building have absorocd
capital ia II dangerous rofnl. SRcculators
lsavc been buying corn, oats. whcas, cotton,
| md railroad stocks with bnsrowf.l money,
until they have used up all The Heating cnpi-
tal or tho New York nunry market, aM
| have made lts equilibrium 50 unstable tllat
It callilUt endure tho temporary withdrawal
| to tho Treasury vaults OF the ltutley
lait for lakes. 4 simple comparison
If figures will slnw how speculation will
| outrun It's resources. During tho past ycar
| Sl95, ,000, ,0D3 OF gold hive been added tu our
| stock. Iii lllo same time tile Treasury has
Increased lts holdings OF lnouey 81, ~, 600.
| And yet Wall street l,as the e!rrontcry to
| clHtm that the monetary strfugelicy now felt
Il, Nnw YUrk Is dun to thu absorption of
| money i1y tho Treasury, and this prrpostus-
Gus assertion Is supported by such Journals
as tic l}nst0li ttttverttscr nlul the Nnw furk
i"FinttucHI Chinaietc. at present prices tllu
visible supply 1f Erntn ntlu cntt0n requires
SI1, 900 OK more Ut cusll to carry It ifian was
needed Il yGar aHU. II WE turn to sticks wu
tiud prices enormously swollen above tho
figures Ut ycar agu. Union Pacific that Is
nnw 1ls wills sS9{ Il year ago Northern
Pacific preierrci ia II, against 81; Illinois
Central will, short crop, is lao, nsainst tla
when It Ind ati abundant crop; Wabash pro-
| fin {x. unfro a 1sb1
, 1881-10-13

with tho subject Of tpbnccO md its tt.c by ,r,u.
hers 0f tho Church. After n lohs dsensslua
resolution was finally a,lopted ,teelura II In In
the sr,so or tic conference Tint tho I,nb!tu H.,
Of tnt,ncct 'tll vcNc" tn the p,yRtcat arti mural
nature: tllt It WIS sinful IN shr sgh, VI tnl:
thAt thu rrncticc wus hchstenst III tta ns!rlD
md deserved tho condemnation nr MI thristtHss
The fart that tho whtsky question wns nnt.rc!,
ienarc4l ls significant. Int easily explained. At
statch above. thu conference was hnl,l In kcu.
ttleky.
, 1881-10-13
LAKESIDE MUSINGS.


he''' sao"'" s''''e' -i"Fo'c'
LIN Il bisef man than ola irnnt."-Jtm
Kfenc.
Mr., I}D0l;WnItcr Hidi,'L seem To RIM rs Will
ms Fpxbal|.
u,,tn,.., ,,,a ,s ill., ..,au,on., .,.,xn IA,
cesAfewttct', tniat1c'i tenth. M!stake Is nc.
talr1llx EnRllsh ways very rnptuF.
II SEQ tl1at FoxhalI won tha CesarewttcI,
don't kpuw what TINT hurrlL Iuur t,a,ne u,unns
but send hltn my ragards. Sly aidross Ia Gu.
cIrnnt!, U:-!ftlttt y.
A c,l1a ,,te,,,cl, v,vo Tint ,ttt,o E,,,o..
Wi1linm In ocn,n s,trornp from n scynrc r,t,, :,
It ia trcoullnu evident INIT tho Etnurcss ,,Iu
l,n..o n, ,,It ,ll,,,r hors,,tt ~, H., III, hiot,.,
tybttc o.i',on or "is" ,,ot n u,,nthar r,,ot,,
- N 49, ~ ~
In MI account III the death Of Il luntt tly An
elevator accident Milwaukee dispatch anvs
TINT utt,n hotjv FIJI .vtt, n ,l,,li lind In ~.
i1oorn frhts !. rt.h, ,,.,ot,,, r., ,,ht,t ,hss ~
,s ~, ,i1 .,,,t s.,,,..T, ',t H., na.ss NJ, ss's
=. 80 ~ ''t .'." o.a'A'>' wv W toeot'e"' 4"o 'ncE
'u"t too SUI oFont cast 8louna over tne chtlf8
community was IuF some unexplained reason,
however, not stated,
,y1,ot,, +h,.o . ,,o,, ,r ,,.o,.,, ,,,e ,,,x
t'"s 1''''' - '"eN VI "eA'aAt A"%
Among my aHssy papeFss
lla llku brchth or country nif
III IUn1un stnokC and vaECrs.
4 H0llru trcsst Ab, yes, know.
Swcpt Ett,elt StItl scoua to see-
A1ust 'tis opIy acntninu-
Th., ,rn1,tat, bao1 ,,,4+o n of,uc u, .,,o
Tnns, tn,,,,nr .1ns,< .,.,t.s .,o..,., ~
m, " ~, .es't St ,. "at ~ ~ 70 o1aa'nst
AHe Hpa 1Eout Tlltu EaIuG soIL nuu to"t
TITO mursnurcd ~ Yes long years ago.
Anu tHoEl, why dlu VIC PAUSE 80 lonR!
knuw iovea YOU dearly
III ttlus0 old luys; how thugs went wrong,
I NJ 1Sur ,,1n
, 1881-10-13

1r sumo American, wOnDte like to achieys
Enme !1o cut, sto IT. very chsatpy lust now Thu
hu1sc III Florence b, which TIlnr wns hor,, Is t.
tn soI1 under .nurtEuYu fur ,:aN, lire, or A!,.ut
sa:N. hnv.l,v lTen I,awt,c1 fur Tint slim by tue
municipality IL il thnk.
, 1881-10-13

Entered at the Past-OMfe NJ tstrala ILL.,, a. Steaai.
Eidss tfdtttr.
Forthc hcn1Et nf nnr patrons WIN desire 10 sHhf
single copies OF TIL" rlktrSE through the mall. NJ
e!tc herbwiih tho tfnttsrnt rttV nf rData1o:
Fnrrt,u anI l}ntnra.tc. PR Cory.
Eight ten, twel5 nI'h innrtee tlH 11pDr. Y ctiltH
Sixteen eighteen. mud twrtIty tpgc pHpHr. cHhts
twenty -two nIu .fnilr ItIH nhp0r...4 cDnts.
, 1881-10-13

WHILE the members OF the Methodist Con-
ference In ltlne!s were deciding that pr. Thotnas
was \ heretle aud that nr. pasklurst mover told
lio. their brethren III Kentucky weru wrestling
, 1881-10-13

The peanut crnp Is reported OH good
authority 10 he mlun bushels atlnrt, int NJ
tho circus susn ~ atntlt nt ut pntl tho tcnt.
nf tho calamity will nut 10 felt Until nexl ycur
, 1881-10-13

lr having l}cen e1lclnliy' decided that
1Irnther lnrkhurst cui,nUt tell lie, thu prssvu.
tAttun Of u hNtchut Is III lrtfqr,
, 1881-10-13
TELEGRAPH p0LE8.

We print this morning n communication
protesting against tho action nf tho City
Council In refusing tlle Mutual Telegraph
Company tho right to erect poles for their
wires frOnl tho city limits to the centre OF
thu city, Tlle privilege was asked tempo
rarily-that Is, fur two years, ald Until The u,l-
dergsound system should prove II SUCCESS.
We 10 not think our correspondents objec-
lions aru valid. and we think tile action Of tho
Council was cutirely justitiable. There is III,
ordinance Ut the city prohibiting the erection
Of my more telegraph, pules; Tits ordinance
was not pusseu until 1t bccaulc necessity
IN longer 10 be delayed. We have no qucs-
ton Tint tliu present owners Ut the Mutual
Company hare no purpose to build line OF
telegraph TINT 1t may bs sold out, but rs all
other telegraph companies l,ayo sold out,
md rs 1t Is possible that Il majority Of tho
stock ut this company Mlay be purchased,
tslerU II 10 certainty tint Its control nlny not
foll0W that OF All Its predecessors.
It Is tt.no Tint the city should bo relieved
Of tho unslsltlY poles. and the Council has
taken tho first aud proper stap to that clld by
prohibiting tho erection Of any more. The
application ln this caso was to authorize the
G4ltLt0A NJ o0 hHAhtlHHhI 4Ult3 Na lIll6Ilb
be necessary for the uses ot company that
expects to do all the telegraphtng business Of
this city. Tie Council properly refused tlis
privilege.
The laying of telcerapll-w1res underground
Is practlccd In NIL tile cities of Europe, and
the telegraph co1npanes Of Philadelphia,
prohibited from erecting any more p0les, aru
layI,,g their wires underground. SO long us
tho companies are allowed to erect poles they
Will mt lay their wires underground, be-
canso tho use ot !aales is comparatively much
c!seapes. So lung as the laying Of wiyes
underground Is not physical impossil,lltty,
ana SO long rs that process will not
prevent or bseak tip the telegraph
business then tile souner this company
adopts tho lcw plan tho better. This
ordinance is not Discrimination agninst
tha ,.ew companies, because ali other col,l-
panies are also prohibited from erecting any
poles. 'rl'o Council retains the powcr to
compel nil other companies to take down the
poles now III use, aild tint this power will bo
exercised III duo time thars cannot 10 any
doubt. Tim ordinance was right III i,self.
aud should beutlhered to ly tho City Council.
, 1881-10-13

1Tuverly's Theatre.
Monroe street. tetwcen Clask md Dcatborn. Ea-
ragetueut Qf John Mccullough. "uttcllo,"
, 1881-10-13

MrFtckor'4 Thentre.
Srh,son street. between State md Dearborn
Enlargement Ut Miss MARI Anderson. "LnuY q
LfQus,h
, 1881-10-13

Grand s34,crss-ttonse.
Clurt street, opres4 new conrt.ltoaso. Enaa1e'
1nent OF tho Union.sQuare Theatre Company.
"Thg False Fr1and."
, 1881-10-13

T.yecuu, Thchtre.
Ncsp,nlnes stroet, near Mad!son. West Side. Vart-
ctY entertainment
, 1881-10-13

ACADEMY of alt%te. .
tIntstcd street. near Mntisou. West Sda. Variety
entertaln1nont
, 1881-10-13

Criterion EhHntre.
Corner Of scLgw!ck Anu ntvkatnn 8trnats Variety
cntcl tlnlnGut.
, 1881-10-13

Entl,sstrIni Exposition.
Lakc-Front, uppos!t Alans street. open day and
evening.
, 1881-10-13


AENHf +, Gii.LiG. Agent.
WASHINGTON. hf.--l3i3 + street.
-.E@.E-E-.
ADJUSTMENTS,
1Iuverly's Thcntre.
Monroe street. between Elask md Dcatoofn. HI.
gagement Of John Mccullough. "uthe1o."
0fvnnlc Theatre.
clark STREET. beswern Lake and itRrdo'ph. "Fus-
nshcl Hoons."
IEno1ey's Thrntre.
1,nnt to1pl1 street. between cnrx and Ia shlle.
Engagement Of 1hnmna ". kccne. "Othello."
Grand s34,cru-fto
CIptf street, nprnsll new Conrt.1touse. E1Ra1c'
ment OF tho Unlou.AQua,e Theatro Company.
"Tho False Frand."
IrFtckor'4 Thentre.
SnA,son street. between State md Dearborn.
Engagement Ut Miss MarT Anderson. "LduY of
Lsou.."
Acn.tcmy of alu%te.
Ehtstcd street. near MADISON. West Stda. Variety
entertainment
T.yecnu, Thcntre.
IIcspnlncs street, near Mad!son. West Side. Var!-
ctY entertainment
Criterion ThHntre.
Corner Of sclgw!ck aAu ntvaion 8trnets. Variety
Entertainment
In1M%tr rIni Exp0x1tion.
Lakc-Front uppos!t AlaMs street. open day aud
evening.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-12-01
APPLICATION FOR PATENT.
NO. 900.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
SALT LAKE CITY, Nov. %, 188

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
SALT LAKE CRY, Nov. 20, 1881.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN,
~ that Lewis Marier and Herman
ladder, whose postofiee address is Salt
Lake City, Utah Territory, have made
application for United States patent for
the wide West" Lode Mining Claim,
situate in the west Mountain Mining
District, Salt Lake County, Utah Terri
tory, consisting of 1,500 linear feet of
the lode (less the conflicting claim of the
Albino Mine lot 10Y, and surface ground
200 feet wide being lot 289, and de-
scribed in the field notes and plat of the
official survey on file in this Office, with
magnetic variation 1t 160 30 east as Col
lows:
Commencing at the discovery point on
said claim, where pest marked q. S,
2S9 D. T. is set; thence go 30N w, $50
feet on the centre line to the centre of
southerly end line of said claim; thence
S 63o so east, 100 feet to corner post No.
/, the place Of beginning of surface
bound.; thence n go so w, 200 feet to
corner post No. 2; thence n 26o 30' e,
q ,O35 feet intersects southerly end line
of Albino Mining Claim, lot 20; 1896
4-10 feet intersects westerly sside line of
Albino Mining Claim, lot 10Y, 1,5O0 feet
to corner post No. 3; thence S go 80 E,
(6S 90 feet intersects westerly side line
Of said Albino Claim No. 10Y 200 feet to
corner post No. 4, from which post No.
4 q. s. Mineral monument No, bears
N 500 So, E, 3,5O7 feet distant; thence
s go 80, (237 lilo intersects easterly side
line Of said Albino Claim, lot 20, 1 500
feet to corner post No. 1, the place Of
beginning of surface bounds as before
established. Containing 6 S87-1000 acres
etal area Area in conflict with Albino
Claim, lot 20, for which no claim is
nerein made, / 827-10O0 acres. Area ex-
elusive Of laid conflict 06-1o0 acres, for
which patent is hereby claimed from
the United States,
rhe said mining claim being IF record
il tn, otfice of the recorder OF said min
ing district at Bingham, in Salt Lake
.:ou,dy, Utah, the. nearest known locs-
;i,, heing he Albion aud Royal E.hing
Claims, direct that this notice be pub
ishtd in the Salt LAKE DAILY HERALD,
IN" newspaper published nearest said
mining calm, for the period of sixty
! vs. ID. Nc MAS lex,
del Register.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-12-01
APPLICATION FOR PATENT.
NO. 500.
UNITED STATES LAND OF F1cE,

UNITED STATES LAND UF FICE,
SALT LAKE CITY, Nov. 29, 1881.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN
IN that Lewis hsrier, whose Postofice
address is Salt Lake City. Utah Terri
tory, has made application for United
States Patent for the Parvenu lode min
ing claim, situate in the West Mountain
Mining District, Salt Lake county, Utah
Territory, consisting of $500 linear feet
Of the lode, and surface ground 200 feet
wide, being lot No. 200 and described in
The field notes and plat Of the official sur
vey on file in this Office, with magnetic
variation at 16o go East, ss follows:
Commencing ct the discovery point
where post marked U S 200 D 7 is set;
thence S 84s w $50 feet on center line of
claim, to the centre Of westerly end line;
thence n g. w 100 feet, to corner post
No L, the place Of beginning Of surface
bounds thence s 60 E 200 feet to corner
corner post No 8; from this post u s
mineral monument No II bears N 800
so E 1865 feet distant; thence n 60 w
los feet to post marked U 8 290 W T 4,
as witness post to northeast corner;
thence N 60 w So feet to northwest COR
ner of said claim, it being in the centre
of the bed of Carr Fork creek thence S
$40 w 1,500 feet to post No l, the plsce
of beginning; containing $4,000 acres.
The said mining claim being Of record
in the Office of the Recorder Of said min
ing district, at Bingham, in Salt Lake
county, Utah. The nearest known loca-
tons being the Harriet Tilden and Stan
ley mining claims. l direct that this no.
tice be published in the SALT LAKE
DAILY HERALD the newsD6Der pub
lished nearest said mining claim, for the
period of sixty days.
del q. McMASTER, Register.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-12-01
$500 Reward {!

We VIII pay the above reward for
any case of Liver Complaint, Dys-
pepsia, Sick Headache. Indigestion,
Constipation or COstiyeness we can
not cure with Vests Vegetable
Liver Pills, when the directions are
strictly complied with. They are
purely Vegetable, and never fail to
give satisfaction. Sugar Coated.
Large boxes containing 30 Pills, %
cents. For sale by all Druggists.
Beware of cOunterfeits and lmita-
lions. The genuine manufactured
only by JOHN G. WEST 81 Co.. "The
Pill Makers" ISL and 1873 W. Madison
Street, Chicago. Free trial package
sent by mail prepaid on receipt OF a
8 cent stamp. Z. G. NJ. l. Drug
Store agent.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1881-12-01

LESLIE'S MONTHLIES, when
Jound, make neat little volume.
Ehe HERALD Bindery does work IL
every style and ct reasonable rates
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-09-28
A Very Ncedrul Invention.

The facts were these Mr.. Ssid'r
neighbor kept II goat and that goat had
often got at Mr.. Skid and butted him
two rods, end over end, and he hated
the goat proiuseIy. But the nei8hbor
wouldn't keep the goat shut up, and so
Skid invented machine to Stay the goat.
1t was in the form Of o man bending
down to pick up his hat, but in the body
was II spring OF tremendous power. From
the Lip pocket of the figure waved red
handkerchief that was tho target to
draw on tho CONT. When he butted it
the spring would fly and throw the goat
n big distance. The machine was gotten
up in very elaborate style and looked just
like man. 1t was perfect enough to de-
ceive any goat. And it cost SkidS74. But
he didn't bagrudge the money 80 long
as it fetched the goat. And he took the
machine and put it out in his front yard
where the goat could see it, and then he
retired TO his house and waited to SEQ
the fun. He waited about two hours,
and then his son came in and told him
that the goat had swallowed an old hoop
skirt tho night before and it had got
tangled in his bowels and slain him.
And of course Skid was terribly mad.
But the machine was not wholly wasted,
for the boy took it and put it on the
outside of the circus tent 80 it looked
like man Just starting to crawl under,
and policeman ran up and hit it with his
club and was surprised tose his club fly
forty feet into the air, while his arm
ached like fury, and then stalwart cir.
Gus man ran up and kicked the king and
was picked up twenty feet away with
his leg broken in two places. Aud when
he got over his surprise he said he'd give
that man season ticket il he'd tell
how he did it, as he'd like to work the
same racket on the old man OF tho girl
he was counting. But the machine
couldn't be found, the boy having, in
the excitement, taken it home. He Is
going to sell it to country editor, to be
pointed out as "the man who wrote the
article you object to. You can proceed
to kick him. "-BOStOn Post.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-09-28
Princess DOlgOrOuki's Hair.

Princess Dolgorouki was remarkable
for the beauty and abundance of her
hair, and Court gossip tells us that, like
many other great men, Alexander III. had
been caught in the .fiet glamour, which,
according to old Marot, the poet, cap
lures the souls Of men. Tho Emperors
admiration for tho tresses Of the Princess
was so great that he often said to her !:
eff I die first / shall rest all the easier
if that hair lies with me in my coffin.
The impress on on the mind Of the Prin-
cess was so vivid, that at the very
moment the news Of the Emporer's
death had reached her, she cut off with
her own hands the rich abundance of
her tresses, and inclosed them in sealed
packet directed to the Empress, with
humble request that the late Emporer's
desire might DO fulfilled. The Ozarina's
gentle and affectionate heart was moved
to the core by this sacrifice and the re-
quest, and it is well known among the
ladies' OF the Court that tue white satin
pillow upon which reposed the head Of
the late Gar contained the last token Of
love and remembrance from the Princeo-
Dolgorouki
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-09-28
What She Called Him.

A well-known educationalist vouches
for the truth of the following A teacher
in lower grade in one OF our public
schools received a new pupil-a little
miss of 6or 7 years, named, say, Matte
Brown. After taking her name for
the school-rolls, according to the GUS
tom, the teacher said
"What is your papa's name. Matte"
"Mr. Brown"
Eyes, but what is his first name?"
Don't know-his name is just Mr..
Brown"
eyes, yes-I know" then, as bright
idea struck her, "What does your man.
ma call him ?"
ooh ! know what you mean now"
the innocent child replied; "ma calls
him darned old fool p
1t is sale to conclude that the teacher
did not register the child's father as d.
o. F. Observation-Disclosures Union.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1881-09-28

was the form OF Algernon Boggs. As
he gazed upon the house which held tho
form OF his Miranda, he moaued in
agony.
The ship has passed the Golden Gate.
She is out upon the ocean. Still the
same form might have been seen hang.
ing over tho rail. Still does it moan.
ooh" groaned Algernon, "why did I
want to go to Japan? l wish / was
dead. II had had any sense | would
have gone to-Eu-ro-p.e."
Let us draw scene over this painful
all.
"Avast there Delay your f5ksl amid
ships Haul taut yo1r stnddinsl y thus
roared the captain. But il was too late.
The mighty ship struck slnken rock,
and adjourned. Bnt one man escaped,
He swan TO the nearest shore.
This shore was tho Faralone Islands.
This man was Algenon Boggs'
Months rolled by To the lonely exile
upon the rocky isle they seemed years.
He was slowly growing old. His mus
toche had grown SO he could catch hold
OF IT,
Where was Miranda then7
One day he concluded TO go TO the
other end OF the island. As he toi'cd
painfully over the rocks where the hand
Of man had never pressed its foot, what
did he see?
A light house.
And some men.
And some boats.
After fifteen or twenty minutes con.
versntion, it suddenly flashed across Al
genon's mind that he had been living on
an inhabited island. With u scream of
JOY he fell senseless TO the ground.
He had tumbled.
All is dazzle and glitter in the Bullion
mansion. The fair Miranda, though
long she wept her absent lover had Mt
last yielded to her fathers wishes, and
ltd bestowed her hand upon John Cub
BINS, aprospcroGs dealer III butter, eggs,
cheese, The faircst Of San I1raucscps
fair tllrOnged the mansion of Mob EIiIl
The most renowned eaters Of The upper
crust were getting their work in. No
man with any respect for his stomach
ever eats the under crust.
Suddenly knock was heard. Why
did chill pervade that brilliant gather
ing? Who can tell? Perhaps it was
because they lad just tackled the ice
cream.
A stalwart form pushed its way
through the throng. 1t reached the
room where stood the ucwiy-wcddcd
couple. An arm of iron grppcd the
bride around tho waist with the Other n
way wns made through the guests. As
she felt herself borne toward the door
what did Miranda do2
Alas she kicked,
ely with me, Mmnla?' AI"tnon
passionatrly murmurci, us je bore her
toward the door "rondcr stands Ch-
: itornin Street dummy. We vii he II
TO the Nids Of the Western Division,
whore none dare follow Let us -
He stopped and tr,mbcd. 4 mortal
weakness seized him. His lovely burden
slipped from lis grasp. He staggered
and fell to the floor. As he did so john
Gubbins emerged from the doorway
laughing harshly, applied his dreadful
weapon TO the PROSTATE mans mead.
There was shuddcr, culver, and oil
was over
John Guhbns had slain him with a
Limbergcr cheese. San Fr0noisco Ar
| 0Onauk