St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1881-11-12

Bitters and everybody is astonishe,
mt its marvellous cures where al
others have failed.
"What comes after To" asked
teacher of pupil, who was learning
the alphabet. He received the be
wildering reply: "You do-to SCI
Liza.
To remove spots from furniture
take four ounces of vinegar. two
ounces of sweet oil, one ounce o
turpentine. Mix and apply with {
| flannel cloth.
1t is said that in learning to swim
women ARE quicker than men. This
is probably because the custom of
wearing trails has learned them to
kick out gracefully.
Young husbands very seldom al.
lnde to their first baby as birdie. y
That may do for their mother DUR
ing counting time, but who ever
heard of squalling birdie?
A homely girl with small and
pretty foot takes 10 per cent more
comfort in tins world than a pretty
faced girl who knows it is all day
with her if she falls over log.
"She was daisy" but she put
her little French heeled shoe on a
banana peel. and in q flash was
transformed into a lady slipper, and
then arose blushing like peony.
A Scotch schoo!master having re-
peatedly, and at last angriIy, asked
of the pupils: "Who signed Magma
Charta?" little girl trembliDgly re-
piled: "Please sir, it was ma me-"
Are you distressed with an over
loaded stomach? Are you troubled
with headache, dizziness or consti.
patton? Does your head swim?
One dose of Bailey's SALINE ApER-
lent will give you relief.
Give often heard of the fruits of
said Bubbles, when in
formed that he was the father of
twins; '"but / most seriously protest
against having those fruits present.
ed to me in the shape of pairs
Vaccination is not compulsory in
China, but the willy authorities give
a premium of ten cents for each child
that is properly vaccinated. The
is generally performed on
the noses of the children.
"Have you Watts on the Mind?'"
solemnly asks a clerical-lookins old
gen! of roguish damsel behind the
"No, sir" she answered,
but I have nine ON one hand and
two on the other. Are you wart
1octor?"
"Where is the island of Java sit
lated?" asked a school-teacher of a
small. rather forlorn-looking boy. |
q dunno, sir" Don't you know /
where coffee comes from?" "Yes,
'ir, we borrows it ready parched
rom the next-door neighbor.
The beautiful crimson blush of
nature, without paint, can be i'm
,artetl to the pale cheeks of sickly
md feeble woman by the use of that
treat female tonic ENGLISH FEMALE
3rTrERs. -
Papa--"That picture shows the
tory of Prome:heus ard the vultu,e
hat fed on his liver. Every day the
'nlture devoured it, and every night
t grew for him to eat again" Sym
child.."Poor, dear old vul-
ure. How sick be must have been
If liver every day." rr.
"Poor fellow!" exclaimed Fender
ION, when Jones received a bullet
through his breast. "a little wild
but his heart was in the
light place" "And very uhfortu-
late it was" put in Fogg; eff his
,eart hadn't been in the right place
he bullet wouldn't have hit il, and
Charlie might been alive to-day"
Whisky contains fusil oil. dead
y poision; and glucose. which con-
aims we'll selected assortment of
poison, is largely used in the manu-
acture of beer. The golden drip
irup which we use is largely made
rom old leather and rags picked
rom the cutters. Pork is filed
With deadly parasites and cigarettes
ontain poison that is flst wiping ont
he youth of the land. In, addition
0 all this st. Louis physician has
ound that tooth-picks are made
4 linden. that the linden contains