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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-10-14
THINKERS WILL READ AND HEED THIS.

When our most experienced and prac-
tical physicians widely endorse and re-
commend medicine, knowing from the
ingredients used, it must have an excel
lent general effect on the human system,
and be true strengthener of every or
gan of life, and recognized as natures
best assistant in curing dyspepsia, indi
gestion, general debility, nervous pros
tration, want of vitality, convalescence,
fevers, chronic chills and fever. dumb
ague, female diseases, broken down con
stitutions, i'll health, weakness, debility
etc; all of which make life miserable
then indeed should the newspaper press
of the country call the attention of suf
fering humanity To so meritorious com
pound, We refer TO Browns Iron Bit
ters, a remedy having the largest sale il
the East OF any medicine ever invented
simply because il has true merit and give
permanent relief.--Herald.
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A Warning to BOttlers.

A correspondent from an out-of-the-
way mountain village in Switzerland
writes as follows "My guide amused
me very much this morning by telling
me that the landlord of our inn got into
difficulty last night. An Englishman
happened to arrive at dinner time, and
expressed a wish to have a bottle of
wine of some better quality than the
wine of the country in fact, he wanted
something which could boast of having
been some few years in bottle. The
landlord said he had the very thing in
the cellar, and without delay produced a
bottle with label which certified to the
contents being fourteen years old. The
uncorking was gone through with prop
er amount of ceremony, but alasl the
first thing to make its appearance was q
live fiy!"-LOnd0n Truth.
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A BUSY MAN.

A Milwaukee man while in Chicago
recently sent bouquet of flowers to
relative in Wisconsin town, and when
he heard from them they had arrived
four days after being shipped, wilted and
dead. He was mad, and in talking it
over with a railroad man, the railroader
said "You must not expect too much
of an express agent. Now that bouquet
has to pass-Junction, and | know the
express agent there. He is the depot
agent there. He is the depot agent, ex-
press agent, keeps restaurant, is post
master, acts as switchman, helps unload
freight, checks baggage, keeps store,
works a team on the road, drives passen-
gers to adjoining towns, is sexton in
church, buys country produce, keeps the
hay scales, runs the caucuses OF both
political parties, goes out shooting chick
ems with bummers, keeps pool table,
has mill for grinding sugar cane, and
runs hop yard, besides helping his wife
run millinery store. Now, man that
has as much business as that ought to be
excused for letting bouquet remain in
the express office week or ten days
The man who sent the bouquet said
come to think of it, they were mighty
lucky to get the flowers at all, and he
would apologize for any words he might
have spoken in the heat of debate
What the country wants is diversity
| of industries. iS,1e.
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The rwo Hundred and Ninth Pennsylv anians,
The bravest In the field
Can whip the Johnny Rebels,
Who are under General Lee.
a We're the boys OF Pennsylvania,
The truest and the tried;
And we love the good old Union
AS the husband does his bride.
CHoRUs-Uh then, come along, come along,
Make no delay:
We come from pennsylvania,
Aud we are not afraid;
We're bound to beat the Jobpnies
For our motto is "go ahead :"
And wen tell the starving Rebels
our army is well fed.
The Two Hundred and Ninth Pennsylvanians
Are determined not to yield
We fought In front OF Petersburg
All in the open field.
or all the daring soldiers.
In the East or In the West,
This Pennsylvania regiment
is the greatest and the BEST
Oh then come along, come along, &C.
And when the Keystone boys shall move,
The foe shall 90 before
The Two Hundred and Ninth Pen usylvanians,
OF the Ninth Army Corps.
The TWO Hundred and Ninth Pennsylvanians
You1 ind viii never lag;
For they are oil determined to
stick to the Union flag
Oh then come long, come along, sc.
The Two Hundred and Ninth Pennsyvanians
Are ready for the fray
But wen not forget our dearest wives,
And sweetheurts far away.
But wen often dream about them,
And wonder If they're right,
While we are In the army
determined all to fight.
Oh then come along, come along, &C.
We matched along to Iiatcher's Run,
And Mott way River far
The TWO Hundred and Ninth Pennsylvanans
Are fe2-ltss sons of War.
And General Grant now ever famous,
And ever famed shall be;
For he's about to lick the Rebels,
And catch old General Lee.
on then come along, come along, &C
'Twas on the second day Of April, 1865,
We fought our greatest battle,
Where many lost their lives.
1t was the greatest batte.
That ever had heard;
But on the next morning we all marched
Right into Petersburg,
Oh! then come along come along, &C.
Our last exploit was marching
Some forty miles or more;
And now I'm glad to tell you,
This cruel war is Ger.
Now all good Union soldiers,
You need not be alarmed:
For Uncle Sam Is rich enough
To give us all a farm.
Obi then come along come along sc.
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GRAVES or PREsIpENTs-Th graves
of the seventeen Presidents whom death
has taken are widely scattered. Wash
ington, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe and
Tyler sleep in different parts of Vir-
ginia. The two Adams rest in Massa
chusetts. Jackson, Polk and Johnson
were buried in Tennessee, Van Buren,
and Fillmore in New Yoik, Harrison in
Indiana, Taylor in Louisiana, Pierce in
New Hampshire, Buchanan in Pennsyl
vania, Lincoln in Illinois. Though Ohio
has furnished three Presidents Taylor
having been an Ohio man), Garfield is
the first to sleep in her bosom.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-10-14

During the Cars recent railroad jour
ney to Moscow, soldiers Were placed at
every hundred PAGES along the line. 1t
must have been mighty embarrassing for
the poor man to undergo such scrutiny.
However, he probably was not in sight.
He was doubtless put in a safe and the
safe put on flat car. Mighty pleasant
way to make summer tour.-OH City
Degrick
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-10-14

Horne Tooke when at Eton was one
day asked by the master the reason why
a certain verb governed particular case
He answered; 81 don't know" "That
is impossible" said the master, ~ know
you are not ignorant, but obstinate. "
Horne, however persisted, and the mas
ter fogged. After the master quoted the
rule of grammar which bore on the sub
ject, Horne instantly replied, 81 know
that very well; but you did not ask the
rule; you demanded the reason"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-10-14

Health, strength and vigor given and
miraculous cures effected by using
Browns Iron Bittes It's sale is inn
mense.
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Valuable Resl Estate
PRIVATE SALE

The undersigned Administrator cum testamento
annexo of Peter Applemnn,latc OF Benton township
deceased, offers the following described premises at
private lie. All that portion Of the following de-
scrbed TRACT OF LAND, In Benton township.
bounded as follows: on the north by lands OF X. L.
f. Coley, j. f. Chaplin and A. Wilkinson, on the
west by lands OF Ell McIlrnry, John H. Appleman
and Peter Laubach On tie south by lands OF VII
liam Hume and Margaret Dldine, and on the east
by lands OF Reuben II. Davis and Stott T. Colley,
containing ElGn1Y-ElGHT ACRES, more or less,
whereon are erected a two.story FRAME HOUSE,
Bank Barn, wagon house and other out-buidings.
Only that portion lying the west side OF Fishing
creek will be sold.
Also all that tract Of land situate In Benton town.
ship, bounded the west by lands OF kebecca Con-
ner, on the north by lands of the heirs OF Thomas
Davis deceased AID j. F. Cbapin, on the south by
lands of Ezekiel Cole, containing EIGHTEEN
ACRES, more or less, unmproyed land. WIN be sold
as a whole or In parcels to suit purchasers.
Terms made known on application to
l. X. KRICKBAUM,
Administrator, &C.,
aug. 5-tf Cambria, IA.
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The Backus Water Motor

1t takes butllttle room.
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IL can not blow up.
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II needs no engineer.
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1t is invaluable for blowing Church Organs, for
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1T Is VERY CHEAP.
Send for circular TO the Backus Water Motor Co.
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POetical.
A SONG FOR TIE 2O9TH PA. VOLS.

Air;-" Uncle Sans Farm"
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again around Yorktown, with arms in
their hands and blood in their eyes,seek-
ing each his brother's life. The meeting
this month of Northern and Southern
soldiers at the historic old spot will mean
that, fraternally mingling together, they
will forget the bloody horrors of inter
necine strife and remember that, as their
forefathers fought against the common
foe, so their descendants shall be breth
rem in fact, co-workers in the upbuild-
ing of the dearest interests of the coun-
try and incapable of separation through
the wicked scheming of desperate men
Louisville Courier Journal.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-05-10
THE A. N. v. MONUMENT.

On the tenth instant will take place
an event of more than common inter-
est, the dedication of the monument
which the army Of Northern
Virginia have erected in the Metairie
Cemetery to the memory of their fall
en- comrades.
The widow and daughter of the
great Confederate leader, Stonewall
Jackson, will be present. They will
arrive in New Orleans on the seventh
and will stopat the st. Charles Hotel.
Gen. Fitzhugh Lee, who will make
the address upon the unwilling of the
statue of Stonewall Jackson and the
dedication of the tomb, has notified
the Association that he will reach
here on the ninth instant.
The exercises will he conducted in
the following manner;
/. Invocation, Rev. d. Hubert,
chaplain. 2. Music. 3. Unwilling
statue of Stonewall Jackson. 4. Mu
sic. 5. Presentation Of the monu-
ment and tomb by the committee.
8. Reception Of same BY the associa-
ton, through President John ,. Rich
ardson. Z. Music. 3. Reading OF
% poem written for 5ha occasion, by
"Xaria'a." 9. Music. 10. Address
by Gen. tit2hugh Lee. II. Music.
Ii. Benediction, Rev. D. Hubert,
chaplain.
The exercises viii begin promptly
at 4:30 p. m. The public generally
are invited TO be present. City Item.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-05-10
THE BATTLE OF THE BOSSES
COnkling Coming TO Time.
New Orleans Times.

WASHINGTON, d. G., May THE
political complications in the with
drawal of New York appointments is
still an interesting topic. Whatever
plans Conkling has he keeps to him
self. The Presidents friends say he
clearly foresaw Conkling's plan was
to have his own friends first confirmed
and then move heaven and earth to
reject Robertson. If Robertson is
confirmed, as he will be, the nomina-
tons withdrawn will, with one ex-
ception, again he sent to the Senate.
In every way the President now has
the whip hand.
tits true until there IS another Re-
publican caucus Conkling can hold
back the disputed nominations until
all the cases not in contest are dis
pose of. The Senate can dispose of
| all the nominations not in contest by
Wednesday next. Meanwhile the
Presidents plan is said to be to with
hold further actions until action on
Robertson is had, for the reason that
ifhe kept sending in new names the
Senate would have uncOntested NOM
nations before it, and the real fight
would be delayed By giving the Sen
ator other material to act upon.
He does not propose to give it such
material. In event of the Senate,
after disposing of uncontested cases,
adjourning without disposing OF those
in contest the president would at once
convene the body in extraordinary
| session, and they would have nothing
before them but uncontested cases.
A Republican caucus will be called
for Monday, it is believed, to recon
| slider the action Of the previous caucus
and, having accomplished this, refuse
20 be bound, which will delay action
upon Robertson's case. Senators
think thatss peace is impossible the
sooner the fight is over the better.
| Senators Hawley, Hale, Burnside
and Others, who sustain the presi-
dent, will make a fight direct with
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-05-10

Conkling in the caucus. Though the
odds seem to be against Conkling, he
has not relaxed any Of his prepare
tions for a fight. He has five out
spoken, determined adherents, on the
Democratic side. He has made APP
peals to other Democratic Senators for
help. There is but little doubt, how
ever that he will be defeated.
Morgan city Review: Three humid
red and fifty men, women and
children, German emigrants, arrived
here by rail Wednesday night and
left for Texas Thursday noon. by the
steamship Harlan. The most Of them
are fine specimens OF humanity.
Louisiana capitolian. (Baton Rouge, La.) 1879-1881, 1881-05-10
A PEPPER.THRowER's PUNISH.
MENT.

Ellen M. Freeman, who, on De-
cember IA, threw red pepper into the
eyes of Howard s. lngersoll, OF
Barclay street, and then cowhided
him, was tried to-day. lngersoll re-
peated the story he told in the Tombs
Police Court. He had refused to EN-
ploy her when she had called on him
November 27, as her former retercn-
ces were not good. The following
day two men came to him and threat
ened to publish a statement thai ne
| had ipsulted the woman if he did not
give them $500. He employed de-
| tectives after the assault to trace the
woman's friends and to learn her his
tory, and he handed the court a book
with the result. 1t was said that the
woman was originally an English
BARNARD, and she became acquainted
with a man named Henry Roe, % bank
messenger, who afterward became
implicated in the robbery Of a bank
and was forced to leave the country.
She came with him to America, and
was married on the train. They went
to Toronto where he left her, and she
came to New York. 1t is alleged that
at Toronto she obtained money from
a man as blackmail. In New York
she obtained situation as nurse girl
in the family of a broker named Hen
riques, by whom she was discharged
They afterwards called at the house
and demanded money from Mr.. Hen
rioues. who drove them Oft from the
house at the mouth of a pistol. 1t is
alleged also that she was driven from
the house Of j. S. King, broker
living at Clairemont, N. j. The book
gives the names of the men accom-
plices as Motfatt, Terwillger and
Downes. Her real name was said to
be Ellen May Stanley, but she has
been known at different times under
the names of Freeman, Cass, Clarke,
Babcock, and Harvey. Only a short
time ago she was married to a man
II AIMED William J. Gardiner, at No.
50 Downing street, who was present
in court. The prisoner testified in
her own behalf. She reiterated her
story that she was led to attack In
gersoll because he insulted her.
She was cross examined as to her his
tory as presented by lngersoll. She
admitted that she knew Roe and had
represented herself as his wife, but
answered 'No, no, no. and wept
when asked if he did not rob bank
once. The cross-examination was
very damaging to her. She was found
guilty, fined $3.50 and sentenced to
the penitentiary for year. She cried
bitterly at the prison door. She kiss
ed her husband affectionately. Her
husband says he thought he had done
but his duty in sustaining her through
the case, but he intended now to sue
for a divorce. The woman will go to
the penitentiary to-morrow.-Chicago
Times.
The Fremont County record., 1881-03-12

Prospectors are reported busy un'
covering good mineral on Trout
creek.
The Fremont County record., 1881-03-12
A Curious Invention.
From the Silver CliTProspect.

FTOIl INC SIINtr CIIH I'fOspect
Mr.. Cornwell, the popular Main
street jeweler, has invented a clock
which operates entirely by clcctri-
city. A wire is attached TO the pen
dulum of his regulator, which con-
meets with the electric clock beneath,
and by means of number of Curl
GUS springs, wheels, magnets, ETC..
all of his own contriyance and manu-
facture, the clock repeats every mo-
tion of the large regulator. The Sec
onds, minutes and hours are indica-
ted with as much accuracy as any
clock of improved manufacture. 1t
is Mr.. Cornwell's intention to make
one on much larger scale, to be
placed in front of his store, where
all who run may read and know the
time of day.
The Fremont County record., 1881-03-12
The Tree Law.

An act to encourage the planting of trees
upon the roadside and along the line OF
irrigating canals and upon lands under
irrigation.
Be it enacted by the General Assembly OF
the State of Colorado:
SEC. 1. That whenever the owner
or occupant of land under irrigation
within this state, has or shall hereaf-
ter plant any fruit or forest trees,
there shall not be added any increased
valuation in the assessment of said
land, by reason of a gain in valuation
that may be acquired by reason of
such planting and cultivation, within
period of ten years thereafter.
SEC. 2. That whenever a line Of
forest trees, not less than sixteen feet
apart shall be hereafter planted at
not less than four or more than eight
feet from the outer line OF a highway
upon which his land may border, or
along bitches within his land, and
three years there shall be paid as a
premium to the owner of the said
land, on the fourth year, and for the
next six years following, the sum OF
two dollars for every hundred trees
so planted, provided that said trees
be SO long kept in good growing con-
dition.
SEC. 3. Any person injuring or de-
stroying any tree or trees planted
upon the roadside, or along the line
OF irrigating canals or upon private
lands, shall be liable for thrice the
amount of damage done. to be recov-
cred as in an action for debt, and in
case of malicious injury, he may be
further prosecuted for m:sdemeanor.
SEC. 4. In case of any damage done
n n nI NV do 10 nj le
the owner of said trees may recover
full damage from the owner of said
animals as provided in the last pre-
ceding section of this act, provided
said trees are inside of lawful fence
or boxed to the height of five feet.
SEC. D. The county assessors in
making their returns, shall report
the number of trees, upon which a de-
duction has been allowed, under the
second section of this act, and may
require evidence of the number and
condition of said trees, as in other
statements by the owners of taxable
property.
SEC. 6. The state auditor shall in
clude in each official report of assess
ments made to the legislature, state
ment by counties of the number of
trees and the amount of deductions
allowed under this act
SEC. Z. In case of an unusual sue
cess i'll the growth or management of
plantations of trees under this act.
the assessors are hereby required to re-
port as fully as practicable, the kinds
or species of trees, and any facts con-
corning their care and management
that may have been observed. Such
reports shall be written upon separate
sheets of paper, and shall be transmit
ted by the assessor to the state audi
tor, who shall transmit the same to
the secretary of the board of agricul-
ture for the information of the said
board. Such premium to be paid by
the collector of revenue for the coun.
ty in which such trees may be grow
ing upon the certificate and affidavit
OF the county assessor, and such col
lector shall be allowed pay out of the
state treasury for the same
The Fremont County record., 1881-03-12

GIANT SAW-A new Giant saw
~ will be sold cheap at this office.
Can be seen at work in rear of REC
ORD Office or Col. Mattison's sample
room. TT
The Fremont County record., 1881-03-12
COLORADO MINING NOTES.

Prospectors are reported busy un-
covering good mineral on Trout
creek.
A big strike was recently made
in the Empress Josephine mine at
Bonanza. S-r
The Gertrude mine on Mount Lin
coin was recently sold for $50, ,O00
cash in gold.
Shipments of ore from the Chrysol-
ite mine at Leadville was resumed
last Saturday.
The steel works at Pueblo are re-
ceiving iron ore from the Breeze iron
mine at Leadville.
Gray copper ore assaying SO, 200
silver per ton has been struck i'll the
Ule mine at Lake City.
On Eureka creek, in Conejos county
some valuable placers are reported
to have been discovered.
About 160 tons of concentrated ore
is being produced by the Bull-Do-
mingo mill at Silver Cliff.
The owners of the Morning Star
lode in Buckskin gulch, are sacking
ore which mill-runs 80 ounces silver
per ton.
ue elO lllle on SPatOn mountain
near Georgetown, is producing ore
which mills from 5000 to 800 i'll gold
per ton.
The Twenty-six mine, at Rosita, has
been sold to the First National bank,
of Grand Rapids, Michigan, for
$4,000.
W. G. Allyn and Bert Calkins own
some prospects in Grape creek canon
which show gray copper, native cop
per, silver and gold.
The Fannie W. mine on Grape
creek, near Silver Cliff, is producing
ore which assays about ten ounces
silver and twenty per cent copper.
In the Mica wber mine, at Irwin,
owned by the Douglas County (Kan-
sas) Mining company, a tremendous
vein of galena ore was recently I'M
covered.
Eleven mines in North and Middle
parks have been stocked for So, 2,000,-
900. Hon. w. A. II. Loveland is pres
ident of the company which has
stocked these mines.
The Fremont County record., 1881-03-12
Blake's Real Estate Column,
FOR SALE.

.DRICK RESIDENCE-The cheap
- est piece of real estate in Colora-
do. A seven room two story well
built brick house on Fourth street
not far from the Mcclure house.
This bargain includes nearly two
corner lots. Apply to IL. T. Blake
RECORD office. m122
The Fremont County record., 1881-03-12

PRICK RESIDENCE-One of the
- finest residences on River street,
grounds containing four lots or about
SSx130 feet. Residence is one and
one-half story and contains six rooms
besides wardrobes, pantries and very
large cellar. Also large brick chick
en- house and brick smoke house,
large frame stable and carriage house
with room for four horses and hay
loft. For terms and particulars see
H. T. Blake, at the office of this pa
per. TT
The Fremont County record., 1881-03-12
Coal $3.50 Per Ton. Cash.

Double screened, clean coal. abso.
lately free from clinkers and dirt, de.
liver.d to any part of the city free OF
charge. Terms, cash in advance.
Grand Canon coal company, office
with county treasurer.
ID. X. CAssIDAY, Supt.
The Fremont County record., 1881-03-12
TT X. MATTIsON's
HEALTH RESORT.

The Finest Stock of Liquors in town.
o. +. c., 1876, T. and j. w. Gaff Il
Co. Aurora, 1877, 7. and J. W. Gatl
II Co. Nelson County, 1875, New
comb, Buckman & Co. Mattingly,
1878, Mattingly & Son. Willow Run,
1877, Senior & Co. All of the above
are first class and pure brands. Cali
fornia, apple, black berry and import
ed brandies. Mumm's, Werner, port,
sherry and catawba wines. Cham
pagne cider, Scotch ale, mineral
waters, Milwaukee beer, soda and the
finest brands of cigars, constantly on
hand. Go to the Health Resort, in
RECORD printing office block, and be
happy.