Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1881-12-13
THE DENVER TRIBUNE PRIMER.

Is this Sunday? Yes, it is a Sunday.
How peaceful and Quiet it is. But Who is
the Man? He does not Look Peaceful.
He is Reporter and is Swearing. What
makes him Swear? Because he has to
Work on Sunday? Oh, no . He is Swear
ing because he has to Break the Fourth
Commandment? 1t is sad Thing to be a
Reporter.
Mclean and he is getting Ready to Sing !?
Can the Admiral Sing? Those who have
heard him Say he Can Not. Has ne ever
Sung Song Through? Nobody can Tell.
Why can Nobody Tell Because every
Body walks Away when he Begins to Sing.
Is this an Ass? No, this is the Editor
of paper at Central City. Oh, what a
Mistake! No, my Child, the Mistake was
a Natural one. You would not insult an
ass, would You?
The Mother has made Lap. The Boy
is in the Lap. He is Looking at the Car
pet. What has the Mother IN her Hand :?
She has Single in her Hand. What
will she Do with the Single? She will
put it where it will Do the Most Good.
See the Wasp. He has pretty yellow
Stripes around his Body, and a Darning
Needle in his Tail Ii You Will Pat the
Wasp upon his Tail, we will Give You a
| Nice Picture Book.
This is Bottle. What is in the Bottle :?
Very Bad Whisky. 1t has been Sent to
the Local Editor. He did not Buy it. If
he had Bought it, the Whisky would have
been Poorer than it is. Little Children,
you Must never Drink Bad Whisky.
This picture is of an Editor Sneaking
down an Alley. The Man on the Sidewalk
is Jeweler. The Editor Owes him Eight
Thousand Dollars for Diamonds. That is
why the Editor sneaks down the Alley in
stead of Meeting the Jeweler. Would
you Like to be an Editor and Sneak down
an Alley?
Oh, what an awful Sight 1t is the Edi-
tor of the Colorado Springs Gazette. He
has long white Teeth and there is Blood on
his gums. He is Bad Man, and he has
just Eaten Poor Little Baby. He is try
ing to get the Capital Removed. If he
gets the Capital Removed he will eat a
Poor Little Baby every Day. You must
Tell your Dear Papa not to Vote to have
the Capital Removed.
Is this not Milne? Tickle his Heel and
See. Yes, it is Mule. You had better
Send for Doctor aud q Minister. II it
had been Piano instead of Mule you
would not Have to Wear yourself in
Sling for the next six Months. Do you
not wish it had Been Piano?
Here we have Democrat. There is
Gun in his Pocket. If the Gun goes OF it
will Scare the Little Children. No one
Buta Democrat would Scare the dear Little
Children. If your Mamma is Nice Man,
ma she will tell Papa not to vote for
Democrat. II your Papa votes for Dem
ocrat you must tell your Mamma to Wal.
lop him with the Broom Handle.
This is good Little Richard. His parents
have Taught him to be generous. See, he
has the Measles and he is going to give
them to his Neighbors. Is he not Nice
Boy? When you get the Measles you must
give them to all the little Boys and Girls
you can. If you do, Maybe your Ma will
Give you Something. guess she will give
you Licking.
See the Proof Reader. He has been
reading the Proof of Medical Convention.
He is not Swearing. He is reading the
Bible. You cannot See the Bible 1t is
Locked up in the Iron Box in the Editors
Room. The Proof Reader is Saying Some.
thing about Damming Something. Perhaps
it is Cherry Creek.