Connecticut western news., 1881-09-14

The Dudley House, and Anthony Boyle's saloon, at Falls Village, were raided yester- day afternoon by Winsted parties, and a quantity of liquor was captured at each place.
 John Broadnax of New Milford was bound over for stealing, the other day, and an in' dignant spectator couldn't see the justice of it. He thought the judge was playing with edged tools.
 Charles Lourey of Brooklyn stole horse and wagon from Danbury man recently, and was found at midnight sleeping under the wagon, while the horse was tied to fence near Norwalk.
 Last Thursday Capt. John Kimberly, of the yacht 'I H. Brown" was knocked from his boat by boom and fell senseless into the waters of the Sound where he drowned before he could be rescued.
 The New Milford Gazette is said to have reported that there is bad case of poisoning in that place, from wearing red stockings. That is one of the meanest tricks we ever knew Erwin to be guilty of.
 Bob Erwin-Lake Wononscopomoc- State temperance picnic-big stomach
 These four big things combined
 Will sure pop, leave behind, The Gazette man laid out on hummock. A reporter went West, where the Sioux l.: :A -E,11r bok c0r,
 Paper man. He came back,
 And his suit seemed to lack
 Hat, coat, vest, brooches, stockings and shioux.
 Will somebody please tell us who is run. ming the Winsted Times. Its last issue con- tained an original item, evidently written and set up in Winsted within two weeks time, and we want to know to whom the honor is due.
 Michael Leavy of Bridgeport won the af- fections and borrowed the $7Oo of Mary Hol- ton, and ran away, but was arrested and con- pelled to fork over. Servant girls should re. member that love and $7OO are not "blood re- lations-"
 Publishers warehouses are already sending to printers, their plates representing cuts of next years calendars. There is nothing par ticularly interesting in them, and they contain nothing new-not even picture of Lydia Pinkham.
 A. s. Rogers of New Milford has been talk. en to the insane asylum. The proof of his insanity is the fact that he considers himself great sinner, and without hope. When g New Milford man admits that he's sinner his insanity is established.
 Over hundred families in Walingford went into their cellars when they saw the pc culiar yellow hue of the sky, last week Tues day morning. thinking another tornado wal coming, like that which devastated that place about three years ago, when the sky hae about the same look.
 The late Frederick W. Gum, principal o the famous school which he called "Tht Gunnery," guarded against the danger of { free use of firearms by the following order "Never permit boy to aim an unloaded gul at you ; ii you do not knock him downI vii thrash you. Never mind the loaded guns they never hurt any one; it is the empty one that do all the mischief" ef."-AmaerScan l Eight women who worked with Mary Has tentein in the fish-hook and needle factory a New Haven, of which ev-Mayor Shelton i superintendent, have published a card sayinl they never knew MT. Shelton to offer then the least indignity or be unduly familiar The Hartford Post says in this connection | It would add to the interest of criminal pro ceedings in New Haven just now if the Nal ley boys would secure the names of 15 or 2 virtuous girls to statement that they hay never been molested by either of the boy' With such document in court the alibi de fense might be safely abandoned perhaps. would be enough at all events to confuse th astute lawyer Bollman. -Repu6hcdn.
 He was shy, bashful young man, and ha never kissed girl in his life, but having req about the ''spirits rushing together at th touching of the lips" he determined to cal I reporter as possible, and experience that d. licious sensation of the 'spirits rushing t. gether," or perish in the attempt. So | watched his chances while sitting in the pa Tor with doxie last Sunday night, and screv ing his courage up to the kissing point, l. approached her when she wasn't looking, an gave her smack that sounded like pullin the cork out of a jug |; then he braced up SO O s,.eepish like, and listened to his feeling and tr;ed to soo r'a spirits rush together
 wasn't more than half secon.. ae'''e 1ne rushed, and when they came together the seemed to meet slap bang right over his lei ear, but before he could catch glimpse c 'em, they disappeared beyond the stars-he' sure of that because he saw the stars H don't go to her house now, and they don speak.
 She was pretty, graceful creature, with sylph-like form, and eyes like the lawn, an, lips like gum drops, and teeth like pearls, an, dressed like the dickens, and all that sor O nonsense-ln short she was gotten up re gardless of expense, but she wore hoops And when she walked nimbly into the drug store and told the spruce looking clerk sh, wanted some bed-bug poison, she sat dow innocently in chair, and those hoops-thel well, they were like the ghost of Banquo ID one sense. The knight of squills and pill. got confused, and stammered dreamily ''yes'm, yes'm, ,-ah, what style ah, would yo, like, striped or whi.e silk or linen long o short ? pad-'. Miss Prim interrupted tt | inform him that he misunderstood her. tha,