Daily Republican., 1881-05-17
BR REVITIES.

Sun riseg at 4.39 ........ Sun sets T.l6.
Oil paintings, chromos in gilt frames 99c
Parker, cupping and leeching 1903 Z. I'd 81
The near side horse becomes the off on
when he runs away.
An old woman well versed in herbs ca
usually give sage advice.
Why Is new born baby like gale of wind
Because it begins with squall.
Great bargains in tiourat W S. Townsend S
Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Call on A. Chambers for your tin and ia
panned ware, 220 King street.
Awnings of superior quality, at the loves
market rates, at John Willie's, 4O4 Market St
For canes go to Nichols, S13 Market street
first class Pool table in rear.
If you want good tin roof on your house
go to A. Chambers, 220 King street.
Families can be supplied with the best
flour at TownSend's, 9th and Tatnall streets.
Great bargains in tourat W. S. Townsend's 8,
Sixth and Tatnall streets.
"WoOd is the thing, after all,'' rs the man
with the wooden leg said when the mad dog
bit him.
Many actors are like oysters. You can see
all there is in them as soon as they open their
mouths.
As q mother was arraying her sQualing in
FAINT in its richest rsbes, Its little brother eV-
claimed, 'if here ain't fancy dress ball"
Samuel Murphy II Son has the finest and
best assortment o: chamber suits ever offered
in the city, at 3o9 Shipley street
Ifyou want to know where you can buy fur.
niture and bedding the cheapest go to Wood
wards, 9th and Tatnall.
For good pair of crystal spectacles call on
Prof. Charles 1talie, private residence 227
Market street.
IfyOu want to see crowd go to Harry Got
walls parlors, Sl2 Market street; his ice cream
is fine and the people will have it.
The largest and best assortment of picture
frames can be found Ut q. X. Baugh, 507
Shipley street.
Casey's famous Ice Cream, wholesale and
retail, every day, 3rd street lrket. Families
supplied.
Go to A. Chambers for your house furnish
ing goods at the lowest cash prices, 220 King
street.
CALL AND EXAMINE THE IMPROVED ooR-
RUGATED CONE BOTTOM WATER COOLERS, ALSO
FULL ASSORTMENT OF ICB CREAM FREBzERS
AT H. +. PICKELs, and EAST 4TH STREET.
They call China the Celestial Kingdom,
but from cur best knowledge of it, it would
seem that tea restrial were the better desig.
nation.
A newly arrived German seeing mulatte
and a negro smoking meerschaums, exclaimed
in amazement, Fly, der pipes is coloring dem
peoples"
Professor Peters finally concludes. that the
planet Vulcan is d myth. Professor Peters is
a little late. For years Vulcan has been
known as a blacks myth
Young lady (examining some bridal veils) |
''Can you really recommend this ene2" Over
Jealous shopman: "Oh, yes, miss. 1t may be
used several times"
When people are too severe In the disci |
pline of young folks, their department be-
zones very "aged," so that boys and girls Of
sixteen sometimes ''act like sixty
Why should pawnbroker be likely to be
ucceSsful in courtship? Why, because he
inows all about popping and is quito used to
making advances to ysung ladies.
Old Mrs. Walker was reading the market
eports in d paper "COtton is declining " said
he old lady "Well, thought Us much--the
asst thread used was remarkably feeble"
An old lady in Suffolk refused the gift of
Dad of wood from o tree struck by lightning,
hrOagh fear that some of the fluid might
enain in the wood and cause disaster to her
.itchen stove.
'We find, ," said coroners jury out West,
LuaJ Dill lnOuPsOu Chulo W HIS utHln Ny |
olding five aces when Jack Smith held four.
md we find that nine aces are too many in q
ack of cards"
believe this was Thomas Hoods account
fhs friends days shooting; "What he hit
history, ana what he missed is mystery"-
Is story and my story.
Bay the national wire mattress the best and
lost durable bed in use Samuel Murphy. Il
on the sole agents in this city, at 800 Shipley
rect. {
Ono man offers to bet fifty dollars that the
,nPUBLIoAN has double the circulation Of q
srtain other city daily while fifty men offer I
bet one dollar each that the best place to =,
urchase mems furnishing goods is at Coles,
"a Market street. II