The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-04-12
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This is All Fools day. Therefore,
the joint stock company that own this
day,is incidentally numcrous,- Muh,
lenberg Echo.
Cold is the most trying enemy OF
the tramp, He thinks it bad enough
III any shape, but intolerable in vic
tuaTs.- Glasgow Times.
Who said Indiana would get 20 Of
fee? We notice the appointment Of
postmaster to one Of its villages
breckenridge News.
Why does mule so about wear
ing such sad and forlorn looking
eoantenance? Because he's. ashamed
Of his father. = Estate Journal.
Mother Eve is said to be the first
woman who ever raised Cain. Since
Eve set the example the number en-
gagged in she same thing for daily
business has grown to be legion
Metropolis Democrat.
OHIO is said to DO excited because
the son of Baptist minister has mar
ried the daughter Of a Jewish rabbi.
Anything that tends to retard the
consumption Of pork Is certain to
create an excitement in Ohio.-- Amer
lean.
Some paper inquiries, "Where is the
boy Of to day." He is hanging
around the church door Sunday nights
and the Opera House entrances other
nights, waiting for the coming girl.
II Paducah Enterprise.
Tt is said that bathing the feet in
tcpid water will double the circula
tion. Here is hint for our local
contemporaries. If it doesn't increase
their circulation it cannot fail to be
beneficial to their feet Sunday Ar
gus.
The entcrprising young editor Of
the Hopkinsville Kentuckian, offers to
kiss every girl that subscribes for his
PAPER. As he is a real "duck Of a.
darling" his subscription list will be
speedily doubled - Breckenridge
News.
Somebody down in Muhlenberg,
for the want of something better or
more sensible to do, has brought
trouble on the latest addition to his
family by naming it Urey Woodson
for the editor of the Echo. We hope
that his path through lite may be
smoother than that OF the 'old man
matrinonial."-IIartford Herald.
A newspaper edited by school girls
of Louisville has been suppressed. Its
alleged premiums were kisses instead
of chromos. 1t might have been call
ed the Omnibus. but it wasn't. The
bachelors dotted on it, but the frown
of the severe female bfighted its early
bloom = Messenger and Examiner.
The boy who doesn't leap over
seven hitching posts, kick lame dog,
snatch handful Of navy beams in
front OF every grocery store, knock |
over box or two and work the han
die of every pump on the sidewalk on
his way home from. school, rs either
lazy or doesn't feel well.-[ Palucah
Enterprise.
"Poor rules that won't work both
ways,p as Newport school mss said
the other day as she jerkei the rule
from the hands of a big boy she was
trying to chastise on the palms there
of and applied it to the part he stands
on when he sits down. 1t was a Justly |
stern rebuke to the young rascal's vio-
lation of the rule.-[State Journal. 1
A wedding report from San Fran
cisco says: 1.-The bride was radiant
in a beautiful lavender silk dress,
with orange wreath and six-button
No. 8 kid gloves. slightly burst in
the thumbs. The groom was as
straight as black cloth suit. con-
structed by the best tailor on Tehama
street, could make him, and as red in
the face as was consistent with a pair
OF boots two sizes too small and No.
13 collar encircling his manly sixteen
and-a-half inch neck. Fortunately
before the ceremony was over the re-
straining button on the back of his
shirt flew out and saved him from
strangulation." -Padman.
A fearful rumor reaches us that the
Kentucky. Press Association is about
an excursion to lookout
Mountain this summer. It's an aw-
full thing to contemplate, but come on
gentleman, we shall be en- the qui
rive, which is to say, in plain Eng
fish, on the Lookout for you. II you
propose to do that thing, say about
June, it wouldn't be bad idea to
consolidate with the Tennessee Press
Association. which meets at Chatta-
nooga during that month. Now,
would it be spreading it on too thick
to have the Georgia press fellows as
semble there also, especially as one of
their brightest members, Sam. Small,
-"Old Si"--is to deliver an address.
Il Nashville Courier.
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