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The daily gazette., 1881-11-09
M,eult,Qtisul
Neuralgia, Sprains,


~'Ssbs$t opTatus,
Pain In the Back and Side.
There Is nothing more painful than these
diseases; but the pain can be removed and
the disease cured by use OF Perry Davis
Pain Killer.
This remedy Il not n cheap Benzine
or Petroleum product that must be kept
away from fire OF heat to avoid danger
OF explosion, nor IL II an untried expert
ment that may do more harm than good.
Pain Killer has been in constant use
for forty years, and the universal testimony
from all parts Of the world Is, II never
falls. 1t not only effects permanent cure,
but It relieves pain almost instantaneously.
Being purely vegetable remedy, II Is safe
In the hands OF the most inexperienced
Tho record OF cures by the use OF PAts
KILLER would NIL volumes. The following
extracts from letters received show what
those who have tried 1t think:
Edgar Cady, owatonna, MINI. says.
y About year since my wife became subject
ret ,.9 Tas Y the PAIN KILLER, which ereedily
Charles Powell writes from theC gilors'
Home, London:
had been afflicted three years win n~r rapda
OF tilr STOMACH. ne f.ltlftF
at Westminster Hospital gave up my case IN
despair. Tried your PAIs KILLER, and q gave
me Immediate relief | have rcgaiIiod NY
strength. aud am now able to follow JiS' usual
occupation
G. H. Walworth, Saco, Me-, writes:
IeIperienced immediate relaf frutn rain Ia
= the side by the use Vt your PAIN kILLEis.
E. York says:
have used your PAIN KILLER for SSenmatism
and have received great bcneiN
Barton Seaman says: =--=
Haye used PAIN KILLER for thirty years.
and have found II "sfet /aifnp remedy for
rheumatism and lamcucsA
Mr.. Burditt writes: ...
tnsrsr fdtk To give relief IN cases NJ rheumatism
Phil. Gilbert, Somerset, Pa, writes:
From actual use, knos Your pAIs killer
IL the best medicine eau get
All druggists keep PAIN KILLER. It's price
Is so low that It Is within the reach OF ALL
and It Will save many times its cost In doctors
bills 25c., soc. and si.OO bottla.
PERRY DAVIS g. SON, Projectors,
Providence, n. 1.
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09
IfYou Are SICK, Read

the kidney-Wort advertisement In an
othe: column, and 1t will explain 10 you
the rational method of getting we'll
kidney-Wo rt will save you more doc
tots bills than any other medicine
known. Acting with specific energy on
the kidneys and liver, II cures the worst
diseases caused by their arrangement.
Use 1t at once. In dry and liquid form.
Either is equally efficient. Tue liquid is
the easiest, bat the dry is the most eco
nnmieaI = Lnterlar
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09

The retura. of to-morrow's election
Will show the ability or the incompe-
tence of the half-breeds as political
managers. The half-breeds made the
Republican Safe ticket. They iusulted
the Old Guard in making 1t. They baye
allowed no par nership la conducting
the clnvass. The glory or the shame OF
the result will be theirs alone.
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09

THE Marquis of Lorne, in a neat little
speech made on the eve of his departure
from Canada, said that his wife W az now
told by her medical advisers tina, she
could not return to Canada nnIiI next
spring. He will return about fortpi Vbt
after New Years. DIR. Erasmus Wilson
the eminent English surgeon, says the
Princess was seriously injured by her ac-
cident last winter.
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09
- '=47----s-
Transit of Mercury

SAN JOSE, Cal, Now
The Lick trustees invited Professor
Holden, president OF the Washbnrn OBJ
servatory, and Professor Burnbam, of
Chicago, TO observe the transit of Mer-
curry to-day with the fine instruments
lately set up on Mount Hamilton. This
was successfully accomplished, owing 10
the very fine day and to the excellent
Preparations made by the president Of
the LICK trustees.
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09
Dean bradley.


31ONoos'1 IFVVs 70
Rev. George Granville Bradley, the
new Dean, in his inaugural sermon at
Westminster Abbey yesterday, laid great
stress on the common Inheritance In the
Abbey, which citizens of uhs great Re-
public across the seas might claim, couli
they forget dividend counsels and nm
happy memories. America had twice
this year, he said, been drawn to the
mother country by common griefs.
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09

DANvILLE, KY, Nov. THE train
ing stable of Warren A. Rassell was
destroyed by fire and a number of val
liable horses burned, among them l..
Is. Fields line stallion Austrial, by
imported Australian, dam Coralby
vandal, and fine mare belonging to
DIR. j. Z. Warren.
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09
GENERAL FOREIGN NEWS.
LONDON, Nov. 0. 1851

LONDON, Nov. 8, 1851.
According TO adyces from Bonny,
Western Africa, yellow fever has caused
terrible havoc In Senegal.
The Daily Neps reports that the Earl
of Kimberley, Colonial Secretary, has
granted Cetewaye leave To visit Eng
land.
AT an influential meeting of the Gem
trail Chamber OF Agriculture yesterday a
motion In favor OF fair trade was re-
jected.
An explosion has occurred at Madrid,
In the Deluniz coal pits, by which If
teen arsons have been killed and five
injured.
The Military Committee of Egypt has
Insisted upon the closing of the Opera
House at Caro- because of the large ex.
pendiiure 1t entails on the government.
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09
Typhoon In Tonquin.
PARIa MY. &. is

The Spparins Of tho itNtasions Etran-
CERES" in this city hPS received DIES.
patch from Hong Kong to-day announ-
cling that aterribiy disastrous typhoon
has ravaged Western Torquin. Two
hundred church thirty-four Presbyteries
and colleges and 1000 ouses have been
seduced TO ruins. sixty thousand
Christians have lost . Il they possessed.
The suffering is frightful
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09

Many thousands OF people yearly are
saved from dangerous fevers by the exer.
else of little timely care in the matter
of properly cleansing the system in the
spring season, from the accumulated i'm
purities, which, If left undlstnrbed, breed
disease. As purifier Ayers sarsaparilla
acts directly and promptly. A single
bottle will prove its merits.
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09
AM UsEMENTS.
'MuLDoON's rIcNIC.n

Those who desire a good laugh
should go to the Opera House on next
Saturday evening, and see Hyde "
Behman's Comedy Company in the
funniest of all comedies, "Muldoon's
Picnic" Wherever this play has been
presented it was greeted with crowded
houses. and one and all in the audi,
ence regretted when the curtain was
necessarily rung down upon the last
act.
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09
One Voice

=, Al over the land goes up from mo,
that says: "My dauehtsrs o ., mothetsl
and sad, with no strens,n 'e SO ftebl@
VIA anu me- at the least ers Uss
y, !" nae can we do for them ?" The A a, no,
IL simple aud tull OF hope. One 1 a'
, weok, use OF Hop Bltters viii m ,Vu
them healthy, rosy, sprightIy and MD max max
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09
HOW TO SECURE HEALTH

II Is strange any one will suffer frOd
arrangements brought on by impur]
blood, when SCUVlLL'S SARSAPAl
RILLA AND SrlLLINGIA, n
BLOOD AND LIVER SYRUP will ID
store health TO the physical organizalOn
IL Is strengthening syrup, pleasant Il
take and the BEST BLOOD PURIFIER
ever discovered, curing Scrofua SyptI
lite disorders, Weakness of the Kinney
Erysipelas, Malaria, Nervous dlsorders
Debility, Bilious complaints and I'D
eases of the Blood, Liver, Kidney
Stomach, Skin, etc. ..-.-..-
BAKERS PAIN PANACEA clrs
pain in Man or Beast.
DIR. ROGERS WORN SYRUP Id
stantIy destroys WORMS.
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09
The famous stallion Uhlam, twenty

The famous stallion Uhlam, twenty
brood mares, two Shetland ponies and
two mastiffs, which were recently i'm
ported from England and seized by
the sheriff of New York, and subse-
quently by the sheriff of WestcLester
county, on alleged claims, were on
Monday released by Sheriff Courier,
they having been proved TO belong to
the Maxwell Land-Grant Company of
New Mexico.
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09
PHILADELPHIA CATTLE MARkEr


BEEF CATTLE were In fair demand. al
former rates. 800 head arrived and sold
al me dlnerent yards at "a 7c. per
pound, the latter rate for extra,
SHEEP were IN demand and prices were
traction higher. 1900 head arrived and
SOU s.1t ~ the different yards at 20 a 5l5c.,
condition. no W
HOGS were In fair demand, 5000 head
arrived and sold at the different wards nj
iVe' per pound, the latter rate for
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09
FOURTH EDITION
Indications for To day.

For the Middle Atlantic States,
light rains, with partly cloudy weather,
warmer southerly winds, falling baro-
meter during the day, followed by cold
or westerly winds rud rising barometer
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09
Merino Y ests.

w. NJ. Kcnnard & Co.
have a line of misses merino
vests, which they are selling
from IS to SD cents, ac=
cording to the sizes. A
good vest for ladies at SO
cents.
The daily gazette., 1881-11-09

WILMINGTON. Del. Nov. I, 1881,
=, Quotations AT tue Brghcywlne Mills foI
lour and Grain,
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-06-14

BY referring to the call Of Chairman
Angle, in this paper it will be seen that
the Republican County Committee are
called to meet on the oath instant. In
these days Of political excitement and
turmoil it becomes those who feel an in
terest in the party to we'll consider their
action. We hope the members of the
Committee will second the efforts of
their chairman to so direct the prelimi-
naries of the coming campaign that an
unobjectionable ticket may be presented
and triumphantly elected. Great care
should be taken to prevent unworthy
men from being foisted upon the party.
Bossism must be squelched. Unless it is
foiled victory is uncertain.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-06-14
If the Philadelphia Times gets anything

If the Philadelphia Times gets anything
near the truth there is need of reform in
our legislative offices. 1t gives the
names of dozen or more employees from
that city who were carried on the pay
rolls at Harrisburg during the late ses-
sion, without performing any service;
most of them we're engaged 10 their nsu-
al occupations at home.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-06-14
COUNTY COMMITTEE OF 1881.

COUNTY COMMITTEE OF 1884,
Alba-O. F Young.
Albany-James Terry
Armenia-Benj. VanSickle.
Asylum-F. ID. Kerrick.
Athens Boro,
1st ward-Charles T. Hull.
End ward-Joseph NJ. Ely.
Athens Twp.
1st Dist-Frank Morley.
End Dist.-Dr f. ID. Keyes.
3rd Dist.-H W. Thomas.
Barclay-F. F. Lyon.
Burlington Twp.-.J. Travis.
Burlington Boro-M. s. Douglass.
Burlington West-Jesse b. Mexican.
Cantou Boro-J. II. Shaw.
Canton Twp.-C. C. Brown.
Coumbia-Hubert Ferguson.
Frankl1n-A. G. Fairchild.
Granville-H. II Heald.
Herrick-Geo. Brown.
LeRavsville-O. G. Garfield.
Leroy-H. X. Mott.
Litchfield-H. s, Mum
Monroe Boro-C. N. Walker
Monroe Twp.-Chas. Scott.
New Albany-Dr. G. H. Plank.
Orwcl-G. G., Corbin.
Overton-C. NJ. Williams.
Pike-C. L. Squires.
Ridgeberry-E. M. luton.
Rome Twp.-L. F. Russell.
Rome Boro-W. s. Kinney.
Sheshequin-I. L. Young.
Smthfeld-N. w. Waldron.
South Creek-William Dean.
South Waverly--John NJ. Post.
Spring gfield-Robert Allen.
Standing Stone--Lawrence Gorden.
Sylvania- Findly Furman.
Terry-J. w. Gould.
Towanda Twp.-B II. Hale.
Towanda North-D. 0. Hollon.
Towanda Boro
1st Ward-I. Mcpherson.
End Ward-J. F. Sanderson.
3rd Ward-J. N. Califf.
Troy Boro-Albert Morgan.
Troy Twp.-Milton Loomis.
Tuscarora-John Capper.
Ulster-James Mather.
Warren-C. T. Abel
Wels-C. l.. Shepard.
Windham-W. II. Clark Jr.
Wilmot-Hiram Meeks.
Wyalusing-E. 8. Keeler.
Wysox-Albert Lent.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-06-14

The Revised Edition of the New Testament
in three different styles and ranging in price
from 20 cents to 81 %, just received at Whit
combs Book store. 246
Large Assortment of Decorated Chamber
Sets just received. Prices greatly reduced
Please examine at c. z. Welles' Crockery
Store.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-06-14
Republican County Committee.

The Republican County Committee will meet at
the Conrt House, in the Borough of Towanda, Pa,
on Friday June 24th 1884, at O'Clock, p. NJ, for
the purpose of organizing, selecting Vigilance
Committees for the different election districts of the
county and for the transaction of such other bus-
ness as may come before the Committee.
E.J ANGLE Chairman.
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-06-14

There is q story of no very ancient
date, of q servant girl who came to see
her spiritual adviser, and informed him
that she considered herself converted.
The minister asked her by what signs she
was made aware Of the inward change
she spoke Of She replied that she now
swept out all the corners of the rooms
intrusted to her care. On being further
questioned as to the performance of her
daily duties, it soon became apparent that
there was still great room for improve
ment in matters Of cleanliness; so she
was told to go home, to oe still more
conscientious, and to return at some no
distant period, when she could report
further progress in the reformation just
begun, and then she might be admitted
to full participation of church privil-
eges.
, 1881-01-26

{tttlH1N GtbiA. ..
Monstrnsfttcs OF dotluH Arc mt confined to
chemical SCIENCE, but MrG " ho found iii physics
to wilfcl, tho names Ut ccrtatn drxah!c salte ha
9rs,w,,, nntl wo t,,ny nn~ atltl tho following
tnl,ai,,ti t,ntc. by Hlf WIIlinm Tllp,nsop) Il,
lI,seate tilu grand style fu modern nhtnrnl
philosophy. ''trhe stFcHni-1 15nrs. sHys tho Ills.
ifnguiscd Nlnsgow physicist. "nru as repre-.
Ecntetl In tho tliaurntt, In which tho region nf
Unconstitutional velocity greater thnu wnvG- prorn
gAt!Dra velocity In sGfl rntetl from tho rpYnn OF
rNnslntIn,lal- rclouty lcsH thah wave. l,rnpn9n
l!pn.,! vennItv l,y 4 cnts-pyc bordcr pattern 1T
elliptic wirl1~" Tho cItrhus MIXTURE IF honIe-
\ s'mi!a md "str1Gt ; tsrn,1n0,.Fy n
oo!scnriiy d. however. s,rnM.sed by Mr.
tion." which runs: "3vhlltfIun Il change from
MI tftienit. fnecllcrcnt, hO1noRonulty III dell
MI. coherent lsntcrugctlclty. thruEh continuous
tlllErrtntutlons nl lntcKrattntta" which, b0inx
Interpreted tntO pIh!n Enxita!i by Mr.. ktrkn,RIl.
tho mathematician, lnohl,s: "Ey0tutIott Ia n
rl,t,Re rr,,tl, II Nohuwlsh, nntatknlNntn!o atl.
nllkentRA Il, Il s0mGhnWla!l. nnl lN-genorEl .tHk-
MLultnlsse f,Dt.Alt.n'ikencHs, hY continuous
thing pIst (icltfons and lek-tnI:thttn-
t1Uus." AH II clever tFnvesty pti tic NfNlve cn.
t,jhnnu,ss 1nyst'tlcationu Of Mr. Herbert Spencer,
which, like thu language nf dlplptnncy. ct,tleGalA
.he tncnntnR T. nug!it to axpTe.a. wn hayc Mt:
which III: ''Chnnge IL d pcruhuret[cal synoehy
ot pn1npnraiuUnutic und rorrntcr1purcnEnatical
,llIferctiatinns md tntcHrHtions,"'. After such
ret,nntry US ths, tho clown III ShakspnRre'a
..Twclfth Might whu did i,npctIoos thy gratIl-
t{ty" IL nbsOli.lply isowAurc.
, 1881-01-26
Men an TlalnGs-1Gosv Many UkSful Art1-
cleN Have Obtained Thur Names.

LtJHd1A JtUAf.
Everybody knows the tfAElls How row, how"
ever, nru Awaru that tho strppt railroads Ar0 30
nlltuU4 fru1n tho Inventor, OutrAu1. Originally
they Wcro cullcA tho OutrAm wly., Thrn tho
1lrSt ayllMblo Of tho nAtli9 WIZ OItthh aud tha
present foEn adopted. In France. llelEtuul. tlOl.
imported with tho thing, I'LL hough tho 0crnlnna
sulnGttMGa nan9 IT tPfcr1culsbnbAhn IL. horse.Oh-
nn.lron-road}. 'cAen, ngain, thoru Il MaendlW,
'ylo has given his hume tu Hpocil! kind OF road.
aEdM portlnn VI it Ia 'tA TIT Of lnacadaEu. Car-.
rlaRes vt I'LL sorts aru natnad nfter ten. N0lAldy
tMn walk hundred yards III tho crowded thur
oughfMrcs nf London With hearsnE "Llan"
hus long since erossod THO s.yx III tho ferry
hoat, and h's Patont sufoty cub cndures az q
memcnto OF him whn was our tlrrt London
gnnd9:ler; Originally we ettll that peoplo talked
H1 rs N T. ;"f aSns ,n fsatcsy ~1s u1te
leuRt. rltlo III ~ pAteht aafcty." ASterwArd tho
sohclo WIZ called "lfAnsona'A sufety." aud
f1na!ly tho nNa became tho thing: A "l!al,son,"
IL now as much asi Institution OF London aa
gsas,s 4 e ~ vpatqs ,.,.. >; ltseus1a@ and a.,
ono named utter thu versatile Chancellor, tho
ulher aftov our sovereign lady. in "Phuoton"
VIZ havu tnaro iliustr!Uus hume than that Or a
hSrd ~ ef pa. sy9a 1 ". 20,
one OF the Oceunldesy ARAin. ~ prosuio alad
lntN!eln nlodu Ol convuyuneu a. o railway
tguIu ordinarily has !" ln lIuan" attached tU It.
In urtirlek OF apparel tho saino prsAess ~ Oh
or 0no'a tlituchcrs." II ont goes to u bull or
party, Or 10 Ill opera Or theAtre, une wears q
"Gt6AB," When tho l1bua WAS hsst lufonted
u WY caloa tto crush opera BY; nns ~ Rr9,rss
tim !. tiYukop,." Ii must have teon proud day
fqg tho Rkeach aatteE when he aEss expek1RQoca
, 1881-01-26
SOCIAL EVENTS,

THE KlLTED SOLDlEltY.
're se,dinr IN ITS ct. , "a
linn ng fns,atn ,,,,,rr ,,,t'
ig thoir M nntiana,;tv % an thn vy a"tr',n,,"n n1" @
wis tntluceh to thku tho matscr In llan'l nrl seo
vtlat could bo accomplished IN that direction.
Application was ,naao Tor 'ho atl,ntt.!on Of s"e',
Sixth infantry agreed 10 fusrr tho 'ico,ct, lad.
ass; an,, some ne trouble % wns I v1pcr'onscinn tho
,,M,r''r,,s ns " IN, '1s ..', n. ,or a''e p''' ~
iy obtained cd and md ' sent to ",;e scft1a,d ""' f"r
discovered TIM, Tho ,iu,lcs n,nm,,,t,,l II, .n,o
:',1 s1 nat s .h's nnSn. wfs 1Ia%!ly r.,is !o
nniiy HH. Hlxth infmntry. T. n. H. ", i1n,I n
innii who was eapa,.lo Of taking hoii Of .ls ",.
Sfxt6. sas in.!,te.ni 10 ,rsjnn hs nosItton N n ma
inko cbaTuc Of ti,o jr' is,ny @ VII In s,t,,. @
tl,Ssa ,yhn tinyo wit1ssi tn III ,Irl ~ IN r ron;. NJ
pany, and b. ,nay well lo pro,m of # hs w"rk.
dress seEs "Go M hH e eoa Eso mn, f ILL.,
SvoninW II" ir.t r1t,r,in w,x n III "a nt fins III"
arMory, c,ruer ot Wai,ash ind Yin, iI!na
ifnnrt 1i,frns il ,sns iItfimw t,,ta Tnr tt,rn
iiGuMt. Tho n,air ,irii.hni5 Was In handsu',,eIv T
ts rcxj,nt m,i' oSe,tod c1a nrai;, s .n
Urposit thu ;toor w'is tho scttg, m, ,inttn t,,,
iIIs,,l, 4o t!sto, mid Inc ntjnl Of IL" tot1.py,
nniform rilv M u,,sta ntn ntov" r,sn, G oa, ann
tic interior of iho hntl nrcsotGi i,rlliini,t no.
peara,cc. X nliu,ior III ou,sis'o nitintnct,
Canio, Coi. Willy s. seribner, saJ. Eiioit b',. H.
rand. ana Iapt: .lamcs ]. Iraly. or tho iIrieadu
Lieut.. Il. i. iiurt' and It.ut. linhrM,h. az ti1n
Sixth infaatry:. " w..
and aa vo =, st o era
inarch' aThe timrl, or plT i;at,i." wns nrH,n.,n
, 1881-01-26
lt'CA1lT1IY-1tYAN.

A. quiet welding wus celebrated yostorday af-
ternoon ut balf.pust 2 o'clock In st. Co!unt,-
kills Church, corner Of IndInna and paullna
streets. Miss blRry Isyan, daughter Of MI. a1d
Mrs. Richard II. liyun, and s1r. J, G. MCCARTHY
wcro united In tho holy bonds Of ,natrl:
liony by tho Hey. Fuiher rhutnas liurk&
They wcrv attendod w Mr. ltobcrt r. Morrison.
Miss Mugglo hynr, slytor Ut tho bride, and sir.
John Il. IAitoti al bridesmaid and Klot.nlsn,Mu.
After tho e1rclnHtly y reception sgns held IT th1
residence nf tho britlo's Pnrrnta, NJ. IL North
Ash!Ald avenue, and Fltzgcrnll's orchestra tur.
n!shod music for dancing, which yas inanlgel
IL by tho young people present. N1r. aud htrs:
Mccarthy loft OH q brief wodtlng tour, nnd will
mako Chicago thoir homo Oh tiIrir return.
, 1881-01-26


epff'as Dtpateh to Ghs Chicago IrtbunH.
,bs. bsss.DlASApolls. Ind. Jim. :s5.-It Is said
ss.s ss curing Senator Voorhees, visit to this
f.ts.A ~ on Saturday lust seyeral Democratic
is''as inta -. Urged him to obtain all Investigation.
Msa so .aa management Of the United Statea
r. .rhs'narS -, Office under Col. ". W, Dudley,
mi 1 Soloileps course during the campaig,,,
ltans,%Se9al!y tlis release OF certalu alleged
e!tspncah e!tss fcpeatcFs IN "straw bull" were
ts a It Is likely tlut tbs senator Viii net upo,
tsr.s s suggestion. NM. Mitchell md two or
,dS"a otner Democratic attorneys, 1t is
~ tAsu' atew up resolution for tie senator
hls ,a.a ,aam.!oouce, and, unless he changes
yes,t"..'te "a utter reaching Washington, MI In
~, ths ~ VIII be ordered rlvalIng in lntcg-
e1eds. INQUIRY Into the cause Of thB negro
/. II NJ, ~ y intimated that the Committee
j. - @SAs tae Investigation will raappge 10
, 1881-01-26
'HllMOR,

HuMUR. ,.
There ID Il dark rumor that Vcnnor Ia retained
by tho plumber.
Man lows chance SO we'll TINT no hpd rather
win 81 cunts tht.u earn 81 regularly.
You eau 10 creinatol at Gotha, Germany. for
SO. hut then 1t will cost you con siderable to
Gotha.
children don't cry nftor ls oakc OF SOUP" liow
about Btoma cuko2
'lnqulror--A Jury is body organized for tho
purpose Of deciding which sldo IN u lawsuit has
tho smoftoet lawyer.
Ayouth who was trying to muster bicycle,
wheu asked his aga gald ho hud Becn tlttcen
sunlnora and about ono hnndrea and ilttecn tails.
A Missouri man with IN, lngrowing nall
sais s'u It I'll nasiwaro storos. iisSSrS q iinits:
lions.
A priaoucr at tho Rrato. Turnkey"-.". are you
Nc, #. haven't fallen that tow-is'sa slmp'e
An oxehauRo ssys tho 'ERynttan' ois'sk ean: I! :
asking little too mnGh g. ot tho Yooplo u
!, too, might haye beon an arttstl" FAINTER
" Lori what " pity you worent-tut-t-t-t!
Could hav0 bought your own pictures Y know"
At nulong-.hir. nullsillo iwho likes 70 air h!s
fu,ao ;iu-sr-du Jdakoy GtubY' Fa{rPurfu,ner-
70 yos, sarol Ve have all 20 English sfne'lss"-
Ia4',eh.
Jones slipped down BY tho aid Of banana
sAiI; "fThunk my stars that | do not 1.-Two iu 4
;ssp9at ssaa!Ty *hsfo Tho se would 10 covered
Tho English newspapers arc 5!st :ns up Irish
stsw;- tho Ficuoh nuwspupcrs. Or 'lslamas piu;
Xmer!fPa! ,,f noxsl;a}ers' Cabinet ruddlus,-cf''-
, 1881-01-26
WEST VIRGINIA,

WHEE11SG, W. VA, Jun. as%-The Lceis.
lnture Of West VirgImia to-tlay elected joIIu-
aon n. Camden, Of I'urkersburg, Democratic
sases sssss s C Pn9 PaK ard fss S9t9F as2 Tho to
4tll Of March, The Republican votes, twonty
II. all, Wcrt cast: unanimously for \. ".
Campbell, editor of tho IMtctltGcueor nf this
city. N. i. French, Of Mercer County, re-
ceiVed two Urecnbuck votes. 80.
, 1881-01-26
PENNSYLVANIA.

1IAnnIsnu,s0, la., jan. e5.-Anottor incf.
fcctual ballot wps takcn to-day for Unltotl
States senator, Wallacc, g.; Oliver, 80;
Grow, *; Hewitt, I; AlacYeagh, $; Daittl, |;
Snowdan, /; AgMew, L; Allison, /; Curtin, !,
Tho Convention thom adjourned.
, 1881-01-26

TnESToy. N. j. Jn,t. aa5-rho Legislature
voted to-tluy for United States Scnntor. Sc.,-
nte-'YllItam J. Sewcll, Republican, -; The
odore +. Nand0lpll, 3. llol.se--Sewell, 80;
Randolph, ~. Tie proclamation Of the elec-
ton bf Gel&. SGWell will DO made tomorrow,
, 1881-01-26
TEXAS,

AUSTIN, Tex, Jun. :a,5.-l[axoy was elected
Senator OF tho first bblot. Tho vote In tho
Senhto stood: a1axey, y; ThroekInorton, 8;
Davis lltcpublfcan), 10, 1!ouse-slaxeey, 81;
, 1881-01-26

4 t,ig fAt cuorei woman cntno TO tho Halvra-
ton Cfjpf. ~ Police, md told him TINT her stcpson
al run ;ay md so w.nts 70 ,'g ks9w r, wl'ero h.
luz, every thing jio iIca,lel to make him tusnfn-
ill., ,i1nt nf could for HIM" slIc t,'scrvr.l.
" lins o any. mhrlt. t,y which he 1,Hy bt rccng:.
f,iHo on him Wild 4 bcd-slnt, whla do 0lu mnt,
WIS hultin' him. hts faACti out rEt."
, 1881-01-26

IIrannche, tnn1uor, aIid melancholy generally
spr!ng from II tlIsortlcrcd Ettmnch, cDsttyGncss,
Or 4 torpid liver. Ench may rgadIly be removed
which viii be found to stimulate the liver md
stuInnch to hcRlthy hctlon, ren1oso MI hillons-
ntss. as,d prDduCH regular evAcuauon8 Of tho
1hW
, 1881-01-26

Actors, vocnll4ss. public spcnkcrs recommend
linles lfnl'cy hf liorchottHsl nhl 1tr.
Fixes lnoihlche Drops cure trt,nB minute.
, 1881-01-26

A NY SUN OF MONEY LOANED on
0illcr rUud sccurites ". y. A1IEf, 152 l)enrdotu.
, 1881-01-26

1j1OR SALE~-:rACRE ItOCK AT HYDE
Il Park. nrAE drIu carner t1fty-irss-sL M,id klnI-
tmrk'nr: rHt!d investment II. a. Ul.!slCtl. nhln
hnoF. l10 NsnrbpTiI.Ht.
, 1881-01-26

w Ing agents 10 i.nveI In Csnsrai Illinois, hy ono
Of the most prospernue and successful REGULAR lle.
salary hnd con!n!asNn vii be raln e man rNa. r
nae. 1nat experience. and references, tnInsusnnco
TO-. t,-O, HUx ~ EhICAvQ.
, 1881-01-26

IN.iNCL5L.
A DVANCES Made ON DIAMONDS
~ watches. etc.. at one-hnlt brokers' rntGs. D.
LAUSlEl~ lsoouls and q. IL Rnndolph-at. Estat'
t1ktrd
, 1881-01-26

pOAlel,-4AND LODGING ~, 4 YOUNG
- man with an Enullsh family. Must bo cheap.
Address 81 ", Tribune 0ftict.