Daily Republican., 1881-03-17
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san rises eco. .,......Sun sers o.
| BeautIu tapestry mats 20 cent store.
| Try hinG's GOOD Samaritan cough SyruI
Parker, cupptng and leeching, 1903 Z. I'd St
Best family coal ut 622 West Front street;
Give NE call.
| Tin ware, wooden ware, Japan ware, OF
! clothS, cutlery, &c offered at the loves
/ prices. Ii. + Pickles, b Q East 4th street
GO to r. H. Hanf, No. 10 East Fourtl
street, Tor tlne gold Or silver watch, ais
'evelry made to order. Repairing a spe
ctalty.
| DR.. DarmOn is here at his rooms as usual
sti Market street. Thts is the doctors 2Iti
visit TO our city, call and see him as he vii
only be here for a lew days.
Call and see the Victor cock, happy cook
harvest home, OttelI0, apollo, stuart, Tecort
and reliance ranges, also several pat tIerns o
stoves, offered at the lowest prices, at II. F
TiCkels, No 7and 9 East Fourth street.
Which Is The more delicate sense, feelira
or sight? asked a professor. Feeling re
fp0ndsd stRdent. Olive proof OF 1t, with
an example, said the professor. We'll. my
ohum can feel his nustache. but nobody else
can see IT., responded the student.
My young med zeal friend says the finest
artist he ever met was an itlnerant pave.
me 1T illustrator, who painted an orange peel
50 naturally that six lat men, an old woms n,
and a nursery maid all sliDped down ou it
in the course OF twenty minutes.
A visitor to a prison asked q prisoner why
he had been sont there? For ialse encour.
aEemeht,' was the reply. False encourage {.
ment What do you mean? i eneOur aged
ierty three women TO believe that was going
to marry them.
A poet asks; Who shall 20 first to the
J.r nd w lnua - .
plate committing suicide, To which no Oblec.
u ms should DO offered We suggest they toss
up penny; heaus he goes nrst tails she
goes last.
The young man who wants new spring
suit, now wishes ne had sVed his money last
winter, instead OF spending It on ball tick-
ets, for Araminta looks asKance at hts shah.
oy clothes. and politely refuses 10 take
walk with him in the sunshine.
No one knows whs invented the fashion in
society OF turning down the corner OF visit
Ing card, but the fashion OF turning down
the corner OF street was FIRST thought OF by
the man who owed small bill to the trades
man saw coming,
At dinner host introduced to the favor.
able notice Of the company a splendid
trulfed pheasant Isn't 1t beauty " he
said. DR.. So and SO gave IL TO me-kilied |
IL bimself.' 'Ah, what was be treating 1t |
ior?' asked one OF the guests.
Joseph Wild aer, seven feet tall, the tall. |
est man in Missouri, died the other day |
While serving in the war his colonel, no
tieias that he stood head and shoulders |
q beve all others, yelled out; 'ysu rascal, get |
Down from that stump
Thief, before the severe Judge, What |
disgrace! Are y0u not ashamed, d cid man |
ike yos, 70 be brought he.e accused of \
.heitp' Pardon me, your Honor. do not up |
braid me undessrvedly. began stealing |
when was very young.
r lied and pearl wheat, crushed and pearl |
arl ~, iarina, oat meal and Graham -four |
| Q very best. with the richest wheat -four 1
hat can be made out of wheat alone, also |
uck wheat, none better az cents, at VIM
}. Pickels, 4O7 Kinx St
MY wife, remarked a prominent manu-.
,ctnrer, never attends auctions. she went
noe, and seeing a friend at the opposite
de Of the room, nodded very politely,
hereuDon the auetioneer knock d down u
atent cradle, aud asked her where she
tshed II delivered.
A young housekeeper being applied to for
situation BY q servant girl, she asked,
Why did You leave you, last placer Why
on sec, ma'am, replied the gifI, Il was too :
oed looking, and when 1 opened the door
10 gentlemen always took me fer the