The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-04-12
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TIE r.nxi.>,. pre-. "a s- t:l.f. .,r.ssnoo-Os.
rive Ne arrsst--t hr.
IL hrss but . dream Il: ,as hsss se prssums
II ~ . nightmare ~ the voTss.
The sh" Sets out soon 40 the morning
fcr s''Si - IN early rye. sE ~. -. Pesyune.
-Cr-:na,ion,sSs do not bsiievs inst = little urs-
'HS 10 . dangerous 'h.Ix-0uiney Aodsra Aryo.
cas,umters. Imagine the m,ae,Sht nsisSy 81
that css.
tine Of he :oo,s o. this world - Ne Who puts
his nuSsr. or . bn:n >sw 'c tstormns n it IL
stenst..s stii!.
--Nhen ia.t curious WOMAN Vas turned into
piilsr 81! salt. ne: Lot vac nos . happy 0Nc.--
BOSTON Transcript.
We want . iswysr W defend . cigar case--
Whst the secret shs' sn~ SEXTON TOLD
the t.+.ii .--phiia. ns,n.
~ nsC WOMAN oeccmss n aundress late
lie NAV % >~ni Ia have Seacassi tho iI0n aye.
--bosson CoGrier-
There are ..iai!ions at surpr,ses" 10 store for
8 i,ian an" cenciu ,s.e t. taxe up,O himself q
wiis.-N !. hetsio.
--rswubruksr. to NOS GET much from servant
Yfis, ~ Tire principal fhirx ihsy put up 10 ths
ctoth~s;se -Piiini.. yA,s sun.
In. Pnslade;pt.,a Cnroncie Jaws thu, ma.rlea
n,-1 are hA~ eSxs, he>.auss 10y heipH sept IN hot
ws'vr :ney s<evrss har'icGs1.
-rhs 'isrsI.ni Leader has thss startling
hes.i,1H over al article, NY father wAs - uionSsy
and NV Sr.ndiSther sn ossier.
-rhsrs are i"'ss' Commercial travellers il
:asscous,ry. A,aouS sucE an array Of aru,n,nsrs
tnsr. mass res.is De many sucks.
An sxchsnge ssys: "fne on,y Kind Of cake
elmer n dua', cry after 70 sesas Of SOAP Nos
a',vG: stoiuH cSke,-Syrs cusU Standard
In the rpring rhe h,sls gossisss .por. ard play
upop the queen, ans tho Wna i,saisD .Iinas HE
s.'-cs!i-d ,srscai MscElas.- MODERN Arxo.
IL A.isw. had got OCT . patent On h,s original
.in wn.,, venue IN the way Of royalty his
W Eh, have ceived bos,oY Transcript
-t:a.iyIe eA,d George LiiS.s Wnspgs we're
simply duiI. shs oi,i man pr~fs.re. clear siu-
eSsf TO sa.ik tor a regular dr,nx.-N. o. P'csyass.
The r.'t.hars commercial says II cos' ~ -
BE- cr-usstsi ut WasisiugioH. THIS ,.c!sldes box-
ing >ad c,ruox, WHEN 10 duet chsaP.-SycunR
Aiy ertis~r,
-Whea two gushing Young women make .
great a,-plSy ei rrtiiny ssca eahsr Sood-cy, "
iuIy he called mach ss.a soSu, nvtninS.--LosSti
courier.
-Ko-Kcu aus. chs chipess professor at Har
ssfd. ia poet. a irreitIcr cant reside 10 the
county long before AT. L.ulis are Uncovered -
N"rsipSo~n Herald
--Jay tsould used to york oa . farm AoA
they L., could isaee more land INTO . forty
acre piece snsu aSy ten otnef nen could crowd
lns0 n any oGr.ing,cn hsokeys.
There 10 y hog in ohio ~hch 10 iny years
old. This muss Ne Sneeus Sreseo.-Purk-
There - . t0ttls Il spirsls 10 kss:uck that 10
Ito yesrs Old. TU,e nusi bs snc,eSt ram.-
American Queen.
Father Time il pictured as % old and bald
hssu s~ntlsmsn; bu, mSnaQes To skip around
quite hvsty. al 'Ue ssnss. IN sp.ss VI icing
Vr,~ss. f,esyuns.
-"~ hats your tsstes" sshed . Boston heuss
painter OF . customer. II give yWu
ha.I0oDy IN green and white. or . 0ynpho"y ~
laseoGef Ani bfoWn, or . noctur1e la yoiSW and
alae."-Bossos 6iObe.
Nov I uuders,snd." rem ssked OldeHbOry
s,Ih . sigh, ais~r vsiuly trying 20 GET v,es ~
] understand shas they msHn BY tho 'haiShs az
fAsh,Sn.'- besson Tcasscrir.
The Psr,isnd Eysuing Post has bad . tussle
With The po->esssv~ exse and got licked. Is says
60. sdy Es-slshe emry ssx . tie preseace OF one
aue ryat "a the character y! the ass Aiosorian Of
tSrxeee's wiis"-Por;ano Advertiser.
AT 90 undsrtaksrs' conference in New York
recently sus c"dsrtsker complained that NE
s~Xtous sers eess,nI all cream nj OUR business.
What for heavens cake. 10 ''thS cream Of shs
un,i~rtsx~rs' BUSINESS ?-B0sson Poet.
-Ifs poor merrhsht should marry A exsras.
sssns girl. wound bic hvok-keep~rf II she
should neglect seq on his buttons. would her
dressnsak-rf And Vi she sho1 refuse 20 pat %
her owr clothes. somlI her hsirdrrssss.
--.,,ood morning, NJ. RoSers." "0ooj morn
ing, Mr.. P-ntrcoss, what - the state Of your
..Don's he~p 8 oaromeser." no. Mrs. Psniee0s,
10 81. the storm saossi wAss-Sroek'ss
Ba4ie.