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Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-07-21
Umbrella Filtration.

To place your umbrella IN n rack ihoi-
Gates that il Is about to change owners
To open it quickly in the street means
that somebody's eye is going to be put
out.
To shut it, that hat or two is to be
knocked of.
An umbrella carried over the woman,
the man getting nothing but the drippings
of the rain, signifies courtship.
When the man has the umbrella, and
the woman the dIippings, it Indicates
marriage.
To punch your umbrella into a person
and then open it, means, II dislike you"
To swing your umbrella over your
head signifies, II am making a nuisance
of myself"
To trail your umbrella along the side
walk means that the man behind you is
thirsting for your blood.
To carry it at right angles under your
arm signifies that an eye is to be lost by
the nan VINO tollowS you.
To let it fall on the ground indicates
that it will become muddy.
To wipe your face with it means, Il
have no handkerchief. This is severe
wipe"
To strike the ground heavily with
it signifies, Il am broaken stick"
To open an umbrella quickly, it is said
will frighten mad bull. Therefore, to
do this means, II am having a bully
time"
Toput a cotton umbrella by the side
of nice silk one signifies, Exchange is
no robbery"
To purchase an umbrella means,"I am
not smart, but honest"
To lend an umbrella indicates, 81 am a
fool"
To return an umbrella means-never
mind what it means; nobody ever does
that.
To turn an umbrella in a gust of wind
presages profanity.
To suck the handle of your umbrella
means, 81 am not weaned."
To carry your umbrella on your shoul-
der means, "My life is insured"
To carry your umbrella in case signi.
fies that it is shabby one.
To punch an umbrella into another's
ribs means, II hope don't bore you
To carry an umbrella just high enough
to tear out mems eyes and knock of
mems hats signifies, 81 am woman
To select the best umbrella from the
) rack means, II am pick of the lot"
: To select the worst indicates that it il
the only one left.
To press an umbrella on friend, say
ing, ooh, do take it, I'd much rather yol
would than not" signifies that you ar
lying.
To give friend half Of your umbrella
means that both of you will get wet,
To place your umbrella in the Car rae
mesns. "Corporations have no souls.
@ 7 To place a wet umbrella where it wi
i drain on your friends carpet siSnilie
e.Pray don't mention it,"
n To look at u silk umbrella earnestl
k means, Il long for an acquaintance wit
!, YOU"
y To let your umbrella drip down
It neighbor's neck signifies, 81 hope 70
n are quite comfortable.
It To scratch your head with your un
: brclla means, II itch to get better one.
u To hang it on hook signifi es some on
Il will hook it.
4 To carry it in your lap means, ooh
i that it were YOU"
I To carry it from home in the mornin
means, cit will clear off"
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-07-21
A Difficult Problem Solved.

Ambition, competition and over-exer-
ton use up the vital powers of men and
women, so that desire for stimulants
seems to be natural human passion, and
drunkenness prevails on account of this
necessity for bodily and mental invigor-
alton. Parker's Ginger Tonic fairly
solves the difficult problem, and has
brought health and happiness into many
desolate homes. 1t does not tear down
an already debilitated system, but builds
it up without intoxicating.-E Enquirer.
See other column. jly21-1m
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-07-21

EAST BOUND.-New York Fast Line daily, with
through Slecpers from Chicagoto New York Wash
ngton and Baltimore Mail daily, on L. L, and G. o.
Divisions, and on Main Linc other divisions daily
except Sunday, with through Slcepers from Coum-
bus to Baltimore daily. Washington and Baltimore
Express daily on c. o. Division on other Divisions
daily except Sunday. Throtgh Sleepers, Sandusky
to Grafton daily. except, ftndsy. Al other trains
daily, except Sunday. :"
WEST BOUND.-C Chicago East Line daily, with
through Sleepers from New YORK to Chicago. Chica-
go Mail daily, Main line and G.. @. Division; on
other divisions daily, except Sunday. Through
Sleepers from Grafton to Sandusky daily, except
Saturday. Chicago Express daily, on Maine Line
and I. o. L. L. Divisions; other divisions daily
except Sunday. Through Slcepers, Baltimore TO
Columbus daily. All other trains daily, except Sun
day. L. NJ. COLE; G. T. A., Baltimore.
w. Z. REPPERT, Pass. Agt, Columbus.
c. LORD, Gen. Pass. Agt., Baltimore
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-07-21
Proof Positive

We have the most positive and con
vincing proof that Thomas Eclectric Oil
is most effectual specific for bodily pain
In cases of rheumatism and neuralgia il
gives instant relief. For sale by J. G.
Saur.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-07-21
The Positive Cure
For all Female Complaints.

This preparation, its name signifies consists Of
Vegetable Properties that harmless to the most del
cate invalid. Upon one trial the merits of this Com
pound will be recognized relief Is immediate and
when its use is continued, in ninety in hun
dred permanent cure is effected ,as thousands will tes
tfy On account of its proven merits, i. is to-day
commended and prescribed by tho best physicians in
the country.
1t will cure entirely tho worst form OF falling
of the uterus, Loucorrhoea, irregular and painful
Menstruation, all ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and
liberation, Floodngs, all Dsplacements and the
seQuent spinal weakness and is especially adapted to
the Change of Life II will dissolve and expel tumors
from The utcrusn early stage of development The
tendency to cancerous humors there is checked very
speedily by its use.
In fact it has proved to be the great,
est and best remedy that has ever been discover.
cd 1t peeates every portion Of the SYSTEM and gives
now life and vigor 1t treoves faintness atulcncy, de-
stroys craving for sinulants and relieves weakness
Of the stomach
1t cures Bloating Headaches, Nervous Prostraton,
General Debility Sleeplessness Depression and Indl
g2stion. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain,
weight and backache, is always permanently cured by
its use. 1t willat all times, and under ii circumstan'
ces, act in harmony with the law that governs the
felnalesystcrn.
For Kidney Complaints of either this compound
IS isunsurpessed.
Lydia E. Pnkham's Vegetable Compound
Is prepared at and 25 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass
Price $I00 Six bottles FOR $500 Sent by mail in the
form of pills. also in the form OF Lozenges, receipt
of price, $780, per box, for either Mrs P1NKHAM
freely answers all letters of inquiry Send for pam
phlet Address as above Mention this paper.
No family should be without LYDIA T. PINKHAM
LIVER PILLS. They Constipation, Bliousness,
EdTorpidity of the Liver. % cents per box.
STRONG, COBB & CO.. General Agents,
For Sale by D. ]. Humphrey, Napoleon Ohio.
septl6-1y Cleveland
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Since January last, seventy eight
ships with an aggregate of lls,0OO
tons, have been launched in England,
and on April lst there were 100000
tons in course of construction.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1881-07-21
A Daughter OF Morgan Who Diyulged
Masonic Secrets. Tells Her Story.

San FRANCISCO, July 0.-A Portland
dispatch says: 1t has just been ascer-
tanned that the youngest daughter Of
VIM. Morgan, who, it is claimed, was
put out of the way by reason of having
divulged Masonic secrets many years ago,
is living in this State. She is quite an
elderly lady, and is the wife Of Capt.
VIM. Smith. They both reside in Mar
ion County. Mrs. Smith says her father,
was drowned by five men, who took him
one night into the lake. She states that
one of the five men who assisted in the
drowning for many years resided in Port
land, On, but is now dead.
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q. q. gmr gabIts.
WABASH, ST. LOUIS 4 PACIFIC R'Y
GOING WEST
GOING EAST

Nos. 2, 5, IL % daily. Others daily excep, Sun
day. Nos. 4 do not stop between NAPOLEON and
Toledo. No. stops at DEFIANCE and Defiance June
ton and Antwerp only between Napoleon and II.
Wayne. HobaggAge ehecke9 for freight trains.
]. X. wITHERS, Agent.
Napoleon o..
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GOING WEST.

RD-The only line running the celebrated Pull
man Palace Hoteiand Sleeping Cars from Mans
field to Iittsburg, Baltimore, Washin gton, Phila-
delphia and New York Through tickets and bag
gage checks all points east.
E.A. FORD, Gen. Ticketagt
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North Bound,

Antrains arriving in Toledo, via other lines, make
close connections with the South bound trains Of the
Columbus and Toledo r. II.
Direct connections made In Union Depot at Couni.
bus for Newark GAINESVILLE, Pittsburgh, Wheeling,
Baltimore, Washington and Philadelphia; also for
Dayton Cincinnati Louisville, and all points South
and Southwest.
Pullman Drawing Room and Sleeping Cars from
Columbus to Baltimore. Washington apd hiladephia
without change.
Trains will arrive and depart from Toledo at Column
bus and Toledo Railroad Company's Depot, Summit
Street. -
|, WI. HARRISON, ,GenI Ticket Agent.
+ q. r. CARR, GenI Sup't.
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N0TE.-Nos. and and Nos. and run daily.
Train Nos leaves Pittsburgh daily except Saturday.
Train No. 4leayes Chicago daily, except Saturday.
Allother Trains run daily, except Sunday.
E.. A. FORD
Gen. Pass, & Ticket Agent, PittsburV
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q. Q. Gm. gables.

PITTSBURGH, RT. WAYNE a CHI.
cagoRailWay-COndensed Tim e Card,
Nov. z. 1850.
GOING WEST.
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North Western Ohio
Railway Line.

Railway Line.
OPERATED BY THE PENNA. co.
CONDENSED TIME TABLE.
Nor. 9Th, 1880.
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All trains run daily, Sundays excepted. Stop on
signal
W. RHODES, Gen'l Passenger Agent.
K. G. BUTLER, Genl Manager
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-01-14

Now, as the Legislature Ia about 10 con.
vene here, 1t will be highly necessary that
the members composing Il shall bG pro.
vlded with the very best food that can be
procured. Martin Thornton, The only res.
taurataur In this State, has given the mat.
ter much attention and has settled upon
the following as the dish for the Legtsla.
tors: feakiast-Tendetloin steak aud
onions, potatoes, crisp and nice; fried
eggs or omlettes; Mocha coffee, besides
other deliCaCles. Dinner-Roast beef,
veal, turkey. chicken, duck, OF wild fowls
vegetables, rsdlshes, the whole 10 con.
clnde with q delicious pie.
Martin has devoted bis best energies for
the last two years In arranging this bill Of
fare and he now feels satisfied that no
more tempting layout can be imagined.
He has the only restaurant In the State
that offers the same pleasant facilities for
ladies that II does for gentlemen. The press
throughout the State 10 requested to take
this matter Ia hand and see 10 Il that when
their readers come 10 this city they shall
have no trouble In securing The best enter.
taihment Remember Martin is the only
man who has succeeded In this business
and bis address Ia 1925 Market street;
ladies' entrance 1924.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-01-14
pTLnl PTLEsi PItnl
A IN care Found At Last. no ORs
Netd bnIeF.

A sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding,
Itching and liberated Piles has been dis
covered by Dr.. Williams IAN IldiAn-
remedy called Dr.. Willisms'H Indian tnt.
msnt. A siuRls box has cured the Worst
chronic cases OF twenty-five and thirty
years standing, No n need suffer I'VE
minutes alter applying this wonderful
soothing medicine. Lotions, instruments
and EIectuAries do more harm Than good.
Wllliams's Ointment sbsorbs the tumors,
allays the intense itching particularly at
night after getting warm In bedl, acts 90 2
ponltice, gives instant and painless relief,
and is prepared only for Piles, itching OF
the private parts, aud nothing else,
Read what the Hon, ]. NJ. CofinbsFry,
Of Cleveland, says about DR.. WilliAms's
Indian Pile Ointment: l have used scores
Of pile cures, aud 1t affords me pleasure 70
say that | have never found anything
which gave such immediate and pertna'
nent relief az DR., Williams'a Indian Pile
Ointment.
For sale by all druggists, or mailed on
receipt OF price, 81 90,
West & McConshey DrugSlsts and
Apothecaries, Bank Building, Bridgeport,
Ohio. Logan, List & Co, Wholesale
Agents, Wheeling, w. Va. AWF4W
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-01-14
RELLAIRE.

Dr.. ". A. Bedding. Of Troy, n. Y,
will preach at the Disciples Church to day
at Pr. Y,
Miss Matte Darrah, one Of 81, olairs.
vills'ssharming bellies, Is in thscIty visiting
relatives.
The citizens Of the city are seemingly
well pleased with the new lamps which
have been purchased recently and placed
on Belmont Brtsst. The patsnt.pressed
globes give more light aud are q atrouger
globe than any aver before used in the
city. The city should encoursgsthe 0oun-
Gil In purchasing these globes, and we will
soon have them all over town, It would
save expense and trouble.
Mr.. George Norris, Of Woodsfeld, lost q
pocket book on our streets on Wednesday
evening containing q ticket on the B. 4 $.
W, railroad and $S5 in money,
Mr., Shannon Ault is moving his house.
hold goods to Bridgeport, where he and
his family will stay until Spring.
The daughter oil John r, TGrhet, who
has been very low with typhoid fever,
died yesterday afternoon at 81, NJ. Funer-
al 10 take place from the residence Of her
father, on Rose Hill.
Pay your tax and save your property.
Mr., Frank Archer aud vile entertained
a number OF friends ct their home in
Horns addition.
Mr., Norton, OF Wheeling, has beense
cured as civil engineer oil this city, at the
cost OF $500 annually.
Mrs, Sarah Jane, vile Of Robert Mills,
who scalded her husband on Wednesday,
is now In custody, She says abe did II in
revenge; that about a week ago her hus'
band struck her On the hip with q crne
and bruised her pretty badly, and thai
she then said Rhe would have revenge
and she took the opportunity 10 scald him
while he was asleep. She lurther say
that II she gets out she will kill him, We
did not hear how Mr.. Mills was getting
along yesterday. a.,
The Board oil Education met at 4o'ClocR
Wednesday at the Fourth ward school
house, and accepted the job Of the steam
heating apRratusAnd took 1t oil OF Mr.. Fit
toms hands,
Rev, Gibson, Of this place, arrived here
yesterday with his bride.
Mr.. James Elton and The BellRirt
Building and Loan Company both re
Ceived very fine sales from MaCNeal &
Urban yesterday. h. y. +.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-01-14
RcRAPa % NRRs,
AShAFa VI EHS
Gathered Here and There By lniolli'
geuear Reporters.

gsneeF Reporters.
THE hay market yesterday was big.
THE Ice in the Ohio gorgsd at Wegee
yesterday afternoon.
THERE will be special revival services
at the Fourth Street NJ. E, church to-day,
at 8 o'clock and 1880 O'Clock P, N.
THE remains Of Mrs. Frank DeiGhin, Of
the Eighth ward, was inferred at Mt. CAL
vary Cemetery yesterday morning.
JAMES RIDDLE, Superintendent Of Water
Works, has bad the ice cut from the gutter
which conveys the waste water from the
basin,
The planning mill OF Hanes 4 Wilson,
North Wheeling, Is closed ct present, but
it is expected that 1t will resume work
shortly.
A GAY wedding Is on the tapis for an
early day, when q certain well known
painter Of North Wheeling will join the
benediCts.
TAG Democratic City Executive Com.
mittee held Q meeting at the City Hall
last evening, nearly all the candidates
being present,
The Republicans Of the Fourth wSrd
will meet tomorrow night at the Atlantic
Engine House for the purpose OF nom,nA-
ting OOunCilmsn,
The Republicans Of the First ward will
hold their primary for the selection Of
candidates inr Council on Saturday even
ing at the Vigilant Engine House, at Z
O'Clock.
Tue John G. Whittier Society, Of the
Third Ward Schools, will give o literary
entertainment this Afternoon, the perform
anCes TO consist entirely oil the produc'
tons OF the "BArd Of A%mesbury."
THE little daughter Of Mr.. Graft, who re-
sides In North Wheeling, and who Yves 60
badly hurt while riding Rsled above Fifth
street several days ago, and whose lie was
despairGd Of, Is slowly recovering.
TT. CocEAYNE went 10 Ohio last even.
Ing to play for . birthday reception at the
residences OF Mr.. John COLDER. Some
twenty-five or thirty couples were in at.
tendance and oil report a pleasant time.
The LaBslle Perpetual Building AssoCi'
alton, al itB regular annual meeting. We'd
nesday, January IL, 1881, elected the fol-
lowing directors: VIM, @. uandlan, s
Uhas. Egchstruth, s. NJ. Hathaway, VIM.
TT. GTAebe, Oscar SandroCk, Ohas. Sorg,
Adam KratS, VIM, Lehman, VIM. Has
tinRs.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-01-14


Brief News Notes and Personal Mention
A surprise party was given at the resi-
denco Of two Kirkwood bellies on Monday
evening. When the surprisen wentin they
found the bellies softly pealiug.
Mr., Harry Clark, Of Bridgeport, has re
covered from revere spell Of sickness.
The snow and dirt should DO cleaned Of
the new iron bridge.
Major Cannon, OF the First West Yir
glnia Cavalry, Is stopping at the Rhodes
House.
WV. Hallway is out, al!ors few weeks
illness.
Bridgeport was we'll represented at the
Opera House night before last.
Mrs. Jerry Sells Is lying very low with
rheumatism.
The O., I. va W. Railroad Company
has received q new yard engine at thit
An accident on the O., T. Y, & W. Rail
road yesterday delayed all trains. VIZ
could not get full particulars
Mrs. Frank Townsend, Of Black River,
Is visiting her mother, Mrs. Turner.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-01-14
3 ~HusRAADRY.

Coming Mseting or Iho Stale wool
6rOHeFA' Observation-Disclosures stat.
isIies-NumhsF o. sheep Destroyed b.
Dogs.
At the last meeting Of the State Wool
6rowsrs' Association, It was decided to
meet in this city on the arst Wednesday
in February, 1881, for thepurpOss Of look
ing alter the sheep interests Of the State
and urging the passage Of a law for the
better protection otshsep from dogs.
Tie Association numbers among ita
members prominent men from all sections
Of the State, The present officers are;
President, Hon. ]. o. Gist Of Brooke
county; Secretary, R. 3, Homer. oil
Wood; Treasurer, &, A. Cockayns, ofMar.
shall. The Vice Presidents are numer-
Gus, one being selected for each county,
But the mention Of such men as Col, o, Il,
Bsall, OF Brooke; D. s, Thompson, Of Mar
shall; ], D. Whitman, Of Ohio; o. Il. Bart.
lett, Of Woodi J. B. Msnsger, Of Mason
A, ". WoodtOrd, Of Lewis and ], ",
Yandervort, Of Harrison are sufficient 70
show the influential and respectable char
acter OF the association.
Last year there were 46S,S40 sheep In
the State, representing in value something
over one million dollars. 1t now remains
with the Legislature whether this indus
try will be fosteTed and encouraged, II Il
unnecessary 10 speak Of the benefit accrn'
ing to the State from sheep raising. IL
encourage sheep husbandry, however, II
10 necessary that sheep rAiSera DO protect
ed from loss by rHpRCIous dogs. When Il
Is settled matter that the industry will bt
protected, then We may expect the State
10 take rank along with the prominent
sheep growing States Of the Union. Farm
ers are about tired OF raising these produc
tive animals only to be made food for I
non.produCtiye aud utterly useless one i
people will indulge In the luxury Of keep
Ing dogs, 1t ought to be an entirely reason
able proposition that they should be helC
responsible for the devastation worked BY
them.
Following Is an interesting table show
ing the number Of sheep In the State BY
counties and the increase and decrease Ii
1880 ComnaTed with 1870:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-01-14

River RIaInE-ICo GoFged nj W~egee-Per.
HonaIs About HtOnmbONtmeu.

River RiaInE-ICc GorEed At Wegee-Per.
sonnlS About StOambOatmen.
The marks at the landing lsBt evening
indicated 7 feet 8 inches and rising.
The ice gOrged yesterday afternoon at
Wegee, but It 10 thought 1t cannot hold
long.
There were no arrivals or departures
yesterday.
The steamboats, laid up al Cincinnati
are valued at $685., 800.
0aCar Orump, q %deckhand, was drowned
In thu Kanawba river Sunday morning.
Captain Phil AnsChutz, Of the Hudson,
Is In Pittsburgh, waiting for Tie ice to 60
out.
The Pittsburgh Commercials Gazette SAYS:
Captain Thomas II. Mong, Of Wheeling,
who has been in the employ Of Gray's
Iron Line sometime past, will have
charge ofthe office OF the new steamer Iron
Duke.
%PiTrsBURGH, January 13.-River 4 feet
2 inches and falling. Raining and warm,
LOUISVILLE, January l3.-River falling,
8 feet In the canal. Weather warm and
cloudy with a drizzling rain all afternoon.
No ice running here.
MASON L HAMLiN organs only at Sheib'p.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1881-01-14
Strike At tn GAS WORKS,
Tho stoLsrs aud Chargers Rsrsss 10
Work with Negroes " htFike-TheIr
Places FILLED with Negroes.

Tho AtOksTs mud Chargers ReTase 10
Work with Negroes aud ktFlke-TheIr
Places PILED with Negroes
There has been a little trouble at the
Gas Works during this week oCcasionsd
by the refusal Of certain Hibernlans who
have been employed there as stokers and
chargers, to work with q Colored man who
was employed by Superintendent Dillon
as q fireman. Tuesday the Colored mar
was employed and Wednesday evening
when the night turn was about 10 90 to
work the whole party rebelled and said
nome OF them would 20 to work unless the
negro was discontinued. II was too late
TO do anything aud 30 Superintendent
Dillon aCceded 10 their demands for the
time. Duringth evening he summoned the
Trustees Of the Works and they ratified
his action in hiring the colored man, and
Yesterday he was sent 10 work again. In
the evening, when the night turn came TO
90 to work again the performance Of the
preceding evening was repeated, but this
time unsuCcessfully, as q large number o.
negroes was at once set TO work In the
places OF the strikers.
Secretary Harry Caldwell went out to
the works at the time Of the strike In the
evening and remained several hours,
superintcnding aud assisting when neces.
sary.
An INrELLIuESCER commissioner wa at
the works at ten o'clock last night and
found everything quiet and all working
smoothly, Mr.. Dillon was supervising
the manufacture Of gas, and said that the
new hands were doing nearly as well as
the old ones. There had been IA men at
work, nearly all OF whom had quit. He had
put to work In their places ten negroes,
and proposed to keep them there. In the
first place there had been only one negro
employed, and he had hired him as a dre.
man merely to relieve the Btokers and
chargers Of some OF their atduOus labors.
One man had already come back and ask.
ed 10 go to work again, but be had refused
them permission, and 80 far as he was
concerned he did not intend to take any
Of them back.