Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1881-11-28
ALL SORTS.


Why is bald-headed man like hunting dog? He
makes a little hair go a long way.
Rheumatism. neuralgia. hysteria, female weakness.
etc, promptly cured with Browns Iron Bitters.
Puck says that when four women are walking
abreast on the pavement they will break ranks for
nothing except man-w1th paint-pot.
That poor bedrdden. invalid wife, sister, mother or
daughter. be made the picture of health by few
bottles of Hop Btters. Will you let them suffer when
so easily cured?
A servantgir writing letter, asked her master if
"the next month had come in yeti" He laughed
'Well" she said, 'what mean is, has the last month
gone out yet?"
The doctors disagree to the best methods
and remedies for the cure of constipation and dsor-
dered liver and kidneys. But those that have used
Kdneywor agree that it by far the best medicine
known. Its action is prompt, thorough and lasting.
Don't take pills, and other mercurias that poison the
system, but by using KidneyWort restore the natural
action of all the organs.-Neso Covenant.
In nothing is the adage. Everything in season." of
more Importance than in farming. The farmer who
makes this his constant rule WILL in general realize
the largest profit on his labor.
Mr.. Martin A. Connolly, a merchant in Oil City, Pa,
writes: Il inherited ill-health from my parents who
were both shortlived. My wife is sicky little wom-
an, and has suffered considerably. We have had five
children three of whom died infancy; the other
two, boy years of age and girl off years, have
always been quite puny and sickly. Some time ago 1
read medical work that spoke of iron as being essen
tia to life, that want of iron in the blood was the
principal cause of illhealth Shortly afterward saw
an advertisement of Browns Iron Bitters I determ
ined to try for myself and family The result has
far exceeded my greatest anticipation. Myself wife
and children have all grown healthy and strong.
Sores, aches and pains, headaches indigestion and
sleeplessness. formerly common in nv family
trouble us no more Every bottle is worth Its weight
in gold"
We should manage our fortune as we do our health
enjoy it when good be patient when it is bad, and
never apply violent remedies except in extreme
necessity.
However watched by loving care
Home has distempers lurking there,
And human power cannot defend
From ills that constantly impend:
But SanfOrd's Ginger bids pain cease
And home restores to health and peace
Air and scandal are much alike the oftener the,
are breathed the more poisonous they become.
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is the best save for cuts bruises sores, ulcers sal
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Heury's Carboc Salve as all others are counterfeit
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DIR. Green's Oxygenated Bitters is the best remed
for dyspepsia, bousness, malaria, indigestion an
diseases of the blood, kidneys, liver. skin. etc.
Durnos Catarrh Snuff cures all affections of n
mucous membrane. of the head and throat
DR.. Motifs Liver Pills are the best cathart
regulators. Sold by E. F. Dutton, Barton, Vt.