The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1881-09-09

The public has long since awarded TO
Ayers Hair Vigor the foremost place
among reliable hair restoratives. IL is
eifectual, agreeable and absolutely HARM
less. 1t makes the hair fresh and luxu-
RANT, and old age scarce and unfashion-
able.
When darkness reigns the Boston
Transcript thinks light umbrella is the
best.
FRESH CoMPLExIoNs.
1t you have humors and pimpes, boils
and eruptions on face, hands or skin, it
IS because the system needs toning and
purifying. Nothing will give you such
good health, smooth and fresh skin and
vigorous feeling as Simmons Liver Reg
ulator purely vegetable and not unpleas-
ant TO the taste. Take the Regulator to
stimulate the liver, TO cleanse the ewes
ard skin of yelowness, TO improve di-
gestion and to make the breath pure and
sweet.
Forty OF Barnums snakes got away in
salem, Mass, the other day, and most
OF the inhabitants now sleep up stairs.
One Of Sitting Bulls wives is called
Sophia Bull. The old man sits down on
her.
HAY FEVER.
For Hay Fever l recommend Elv's
Cream Balm. 1t entirely relieved me
from the first application; have been u
sufferer tor ten years Going from home,
and .negl citing to take the remedy, |
had an attack; after returning / i'm
mediately resorted to it, and found
instant relief. | believe, had | begun
It's use earlier, should not have been
troubled Have stood heat, dust and
draughts as we'll as during other months.
}, CollyoT Clerk, l8 Broad street, Eliz
abeth, n. j.
For years have been afflicted with
Hay Fever, from early August until
,fost | was induced to give Ely's Cream
Balm trial. The relief was immediate.
| regard myself cured. &. Schreiber,
Supt. of Cordage Co, Elizabeth, n. J..
sept. %, 1850. Price 50 cents.
a fisherman's occupation ought to be
the most profitable, because the entire
gross receipts are net profits.
A new novel is called "The skeleton
IN the House. Based on the revival of
the hoopskirt, we presume.
LIES a CoNUNpRuM.
When judiciously used, Burdocl Blood
Bltters are III themselves remedy for
all the evils arising from impurities of
the blood, which never fails TO make the
patient long-lived and happy. Price 81,
trial size 10 cents
There is only a slight difference be-
tween a hand organ and an accordion.
One is worked with crank and the 9th
er generally by a "crank."
1t is just after a man has received his
Dill FOR weeks seaside board that he
realizes that there is no place like home.
SMALL COMFORT.
When you are continually coughing
night and day, annoying everybody
around YOU, and hoping it will 90 away
OF It's own accord, you are running
dangerous risk-but use Dr. Thomas'
holectric OIL, an uufailiDg remedy in all
such cases.
One clam does not make chowder.
But very frequently that is about all you
get in ii, all the same.
A St Louis cat has died uf sunstroke.
What this country wants is more sun
and less bootjacks.
VISIBLE IMPROVEMENT.
Mr.. Noah Bates, Elmira. n. Y. writes:
"About four years ago had an attack
OF bilious fever, and never fully recoy.
cred. My digestive organs were weak
ened, and would be completely pros
trated for days. After using two bot
ties of your Burdick Blood Bitters the
Improvement was so visible that | was
astonished. l can now, though 6l years
OF age, do a fair and reasonable DAVIS
work. Price 81, trial size 10 cents.
In this contradictory world man of
principle is frequently without interest.
The young lady who could not make
her bangs stay hung said she was having
a tutt time of it.
COMMUNION WINE.
The grape crop of A. Speers vineyard
IN New Jersey last year was double that
Of any previous year His vineyards in
New Jersey have soincrcased each year
that be has hcen enabled to keep him a
stock four years ahead None sold less
than four years old, II has become a
poi ular wine among the best physicians
IN New York, aud is largely used for
communion purposes, and weak and
aged persons For sale 10y G, A. Klein,
dr0ggist, Blo@msburg, Ia,
A race course is made circular. that
is to say a mile track is never a square
mile
BENEtlCENT ACTION.
The Worn look and miserable feelings
OF those closely confined in mills, or at
desks OF work tables, alc caused by weak
stomach, kidneys or bowels, and show
the necessity for some mild tonic to
build them up. No one need suffer thus
who Viii list Parker's Ginger Tonic; for
without intoxicating il has such bene-
iccn, action on these sluggish organs as
10 cleanse the poisonous matters from the
system, that rosy cheeks and good health
and spin It's are soon brought back again.
---EapreSS. See advertisement.
Why Timber was Scarce.
A writer in n West VIRGINIA no,o,