Daily Republican., 1881-05-23
RREVRTEES.

Sun rises at 4.35. ..........Sun sets ~.
A man Of decision-a Judge
Little neck clans at Fullmcr'S.
Fullmcrs celebrated clam soup.
Fulmer's celebrated Turtle soup.
Ice cold salt oysters at Fulmer's.
How many pin drops will fill glass?
| Water coolers and plaster boys for 81 cents.
Parker, cupping and leeching 1903 Z. I'd St.
The mad dog is an eXaNpleOf rahid transit.
! Can fellow who is not married be good
| pa-ragrapher.
What kind of wood is tad.polc made out
IoE-IPnila. Item. Swamp seed.cr.
A West End saloon-kcrPcr calls his bar-tcn-
der Drum, because he is - spirit stirring.
! The man who lost his arm on a battle ncld,
has not up to latest accounts found 1t.
Never view life from the suicjdc.-uNnd
some is that hand sum does.
Lovers we suppose, suffer most from the
s'gh.atc nerve.
Very precocious and forward children are
not the salt Of the earth. They are too fresh.
Great bargains in h0urat " 5. Towns ends
Sixth and Tatnall streets.
For nuc American Watches 20 to Hanf,
No. ID East 4th street.
For porch chairs 60 TO L. +. AdaiE'S 2O7
Market street.
Awnings OF superior quality, at the lowest
market rates, at John Wlllle's. 4o4 Market st.
Great bargains intlourat W. ). TOwnscnd's.
Sixth and Intnall streets.
+ r fresh CLANS 20 to {. W. Nickerson, ia
King street.
Families can be supplied with the best
-four at TownSend's, 9th and Tatnall streets.
Go and look at those beautiful cake stands
sold cheap at II L. md street.
One swcls up the street, and the other
swells down the street, but We forget the
cOnundrum!
We suppose, when the stowing. pan receives
a dent that is the beginning vi Its education,
as it Is u student.
What trade does a young lady learn when
cooling herself with fan? -Witand Wisdom.
We imagine she becomes II tancier
When Miss Jane. aged 80, heard OF that
Young Iowa girls being hugged to death by
Il man, she said, LET me die
In case we should not meet again; said
one shoe to another. 'remember- nave iONed
you with my whole soul!
f. A. Humphrey, the halter. 2l6 Market
street, has grand display OF straw hats, the
largest SlOCh ny lhi 1T thSS''J " W
Iryou want to see crowd go to Harry Got
walls parors, s12 Market street; MS Ice cream
is fine and the people will have 1t.
For A good pair of crystal spectacles call on
Prof. Charles ltalie, private residence ~
Market street.
It is said that a long upper llp Indicates
,,ond nature. But the man who had his up
n Scr in pounded into a whole length of bolog
p pa sausage in fight down town the other
night wasn't in a remarkably large degree
If good nature after the event occurred.
What is home without an oil can?
What is home without poker'
What is home without a woman,
And man to hug and choke her.
writer says: "In Persia woman is a
niece of furniture" Young men in this
country frequently utilize her as piece of
furniture on Sunday night, although there
NAV be three or four other chairs in the room.
Ottoman to adopt this particular fashion of
the Persians?
WESTERN ODE.
l am waiting in the wildwood with club,
III. meet you 'twixt. the cleaning and the
dark;
III hit you with my weapons biggest nub,
And knock you very much across the park,
A thousand shining stars you'll soon discover,
And pyrotechnics till you cannot rest,
Oh! come, and let me hit you for your mother,
My tangle-headed poet Of the West,