The Chickasaw messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1880-1900, 1881-12-22
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an exchange has tle 1910 atug
item which may seem 60 be aH IIghl
but will gct some young ie.Ica 8
back broke
"An Illinois justice has decided
Ma. counting is public necessity,
and must not be interrupted there r
fore il a young man wanted q Kiss a
girl he might put her father cat OF
there first ifhe liked"
The publication Of this itcm may
cause some smart young man % DO
something he viii regret The sickly
looking father OF a girl may come
into the parlor some night and find
the warm haired youth on The sofa
with the girl, and when the old man
speaks Of it beirg time to put stop
to such nonsense, the young man,
with The above Judicial deeisiesa..iH
bic mind, viii teli bis PROTECTIVE
father in law to wipe OF his fest and
90 to bed. The old man viii then
spit in his hands and grasp the warm
haired young man by the county scat
and Tie him up in double bow knot,
and pin a scarf pin on him apd throw
him out on the path to the gate, and
then ho will turn and slap the girl
where the dress is pleated, and she
win 90 up stairs with her hand on
hor heart, as It we're. The young
men OF this country have gall enough
about visiting girls in theoyening a.
their homes, without, filling then
heads with any such ttieas in regard
To their legal rights. There are very
few fathers that would quietly sub
nit to being told to go away By 8
Young man with q striped necktie
and pants too short at the bottom.
These spatkers are looked upon by
parents generally as q nuisance, and
often they are right Nine teuths OF
the sparkling is done by boys who
haven't got their growth, and they
look SO green that it is laugbablc 70
the old folks to look at them. And
yet marrying is abont the FIRST ding
they think Of A green boy without
q duliar, present or prospective
sporking O girl regularly and talking
about marrying, is spectacle ioi
gods and men He should be reason.
ed with, aud iC he will not quit until
be is able to support wife, and e
know how be loves aud the difference
between love and passion, be should
be qu8rautined, or put in @ convent
ere, ted on purpose for such eases
Nine teuths of the unhappy marIl-
ages are the result Of gretn human
calves being allowed TO run at large
in the society pasture Without aul
yoke on them They m95 mus.
have chi, rem before ~ twins be
taehes .,i9 l9ev arc proprietors oi Y
More 'Iey I nants. aud the little z
tbey- l6sIl,.v are old wo@s' 5
hy are twenty y -s-.
siotaAy one oftheso gosling ma
s. 2sns ont alright, but itisat
case Of luck IL there was d
against young galoots sparkling
mfrying before they have 60
thir teeth cut, we suppose the i
psses would eyade in some way,
here ought to bca sentiment agail
b. Il is time enough for these
ans to hcgin 10 think Of fudia
luiel when they have raised mo
louh hy their own work 20 bu4
iundle Of lalhs 10 build q hen hou
3ut they see q gill that looks
ing, and they are afraid theroi.
-oing to be girls enough to goro
nd then they begin to get in
7ork real spry, aud before they
ware Of the sanc,ity of the mad
elalion they are hitched for liieN
eiorc they owna cook stove ora
leai they have toget upin the nis
nd 60 after the doctor, SO trighte
4 ;hai they run themselves out
rcaJh aud abuse the doctor hccaus
c dues not run too, and wien Ia,
octor gets there he finds that there
not linen enough 10 the house 10
lp up a doll baby Peck's Sun. \