The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-03-08
HUMDuRaIN.

Mr.. Eai,ure a ElHTOlN
Deer Sur, Since l rit YOU that last
letter nntlIin ant expired worthy to
be rit about Til list last week.
4 Dus peer like this beet has more
travelling Spheilers TO ostrike 'itlhan
ANY other and sum how or uther they
all seem termined tu stop at our
house and Civ me more or less bother.
First his alritefiskule teccher, thin a
singin maslerl and last but moi least
here Gums along jist last week q
DRAFTED show,phelleri and stops tu our
house. So he got'artef me tn ride
round with him and tack up sum yal-
Ter bills sayin that he wood Civ | NV
his wonderful exerbitions on friday
mite tu the skule house. lie sed the
Devilport bruthcrs wasent nutlling
III the cid NV him. / rode through
the mud 2 2dass With lih most KILN
old Billl aud daddedlliim 4Idays. SO
he Civ us all show ticket fur our
trouble he sed.
Well did peer like the mite wood
never cum round but itidid aud with
i'll all ,Ilumduieins cum out to see
Professor uateworks wonderful
slight, NY hand show. Thehouse was
aoIl, all nifty anxious fiir u see what
was tu be seen. Al | endshe had a
sorter O. platform 10 purform on, aud
Il yaller kurlin stretched across.
sWell that Cbal1ie Lacy what lives III
your town happend, tube down here
that mite [cuIn out 10 see olti Juners
|gshs.) ne had felclied Z his fiddle
with him so-ine aud him opend the
show by playin muddy roads III Cadi7
fur EN-. Then the show begun by
Esum trick with aigs and zIponeys and
sich like. Terecuy lie sed- fur 2 men
ltu cum ofithcstnge and Tie him n
his cheer, when Charlie Lacy and the
Etioei ure' entandstied him as, tite as
Icud be, pecr,i like, but lie got loose IN
40 time, Thentthe doctnre dlate,l
fool sed he cud du it so they tide him
and left him tu git lnse. no it
wood of inadog0u split yer si,'cs a
Ilarlintu see him screemin and twistiD
hated iu Civ IN afore all The gals you
no. So, he gelthimT iu twiNf itAo6l
and went on with the sbowa Mex
thing hasduu was he most audacioni
lirick ever Ilem tell on. IIo axed sum
one III loan him their hat. Yer SCI
me aud Charlie LaryI ha,lJchsnyed
hats cfuftlie mite so a thought every
body wood think his slick bee gnu
Iiatl was Yninc. So'I waikd'~ up aid
liatdcd him the hat tn once and told
hiilFnot TO ruff it up Iur seedsl.ac, /,
lookin uiiy quneasy.like. Web sui
ile put his hand iiisihchst aud tool
out a silver dollar fusi thing. Thei
lI'wisheti' illlad 1y examined It afor,
] hapaed itlu him. Then he puthi,
Ihni,I II aghl ans tdok o6f alllus
baby's dress rite aforelthe crowd
\ Land ,sakes scz loisl aitF Nancy Blue
Malindy what did you put that iline
Lin Bills, ,hatrfAr2 We'll sur you nevel
Ehefilsich alaffiilin yer life. 1t AM
'BiIls fmt scz MaIindy, as loud as she
cOd, its sthat town chaps, hat, ahdl
4 tl,pt shepw,ourt sink thraugh the floor
Britt want 10 tisc the drafted rssca
Eputlis band in agin and took out ,
!. pair OF little sox and red flame
Eimby skirt. Z Mr.. Rogus sea llo yol
cap put more things ID your hatihal
any man ever ladthe pleasure u,
,lmeetiIig with. eYouw0nt collcidcri
/ much pleasure ii I eyer meet YOU ou
scz |, fur YOU sec my tlander was III
ten up tn white, heat. oh sez III
drafted booger don't git mad over 4
| little fun. II may be fun for the boy
seq |. built ant muehtuthefrog, sez
furwhera shoe fitstoo,tite il hurts
when / sed that Aeyery body lis
hollertl and it made Inc SO DRAFTED ma,
4 lthatr told hinltu Civ me my hat fu
was gyen home III once, | tell yo
1,what Nj. Elnufe Idid yishsfor sal
4 AClark aud Bud Gwins sasage hlilli
grind him up like they did Pet
J,Owen.
p MalhidySsed IN me let him alone a
naby he mite go crazy jist tu kill 20
,tfur sez she alb he will liavelu dii vii
be tn git crazy and they win clea
himr BuaJ Il uo1e hes NJ asrnt gwen 4