Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-08-30

NUMBER 81.
Mrs. Cole of Windham, n H., declare.
that her life was saved by Hoods Sarsapa.
rilla. She had 81 terrible Scrofulous sores.
An Old gentleman, when asked after his
health, replied "iam getting quite feetic,
and exercise OF any kind is almost toe
much for me; last year | could walk
entirely round the square, but now | caa
walk only half way round and back
again"
THAT HUSBAND OF MINE is three times
the man he was before he began using
Wells Health Renewer 81 Druggists.
The Ne,- Orleans PicaguRe says the rea-
son that some OF the men of that city do
not lit their hats 20 ladies' Is that they
have deformcd heads and do not wish to
display them. That's right PicayHaiSi.
teach the men pol!teness If they have it
not.
HAVE WIsrtE's BAfsAN or WILD CHER
IY always at hand. II cures coughs colds,
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, inhu-
enza consumption, and all throat and
lung complaints. 30 cts. AMI 81 4 bottle.
An oil angler says that fish does MT
suffer much PUN from being hooked. Bar
let him tell the yarn 10 the man who felt
in his pocket for his knife and found h-
had left seven iShhooks in there, IL he
wants TO De called an unprincipled old
slanderer.
The great talk about blyonets at the
polls has nothing 10 do with the enormous
sale of Adqmsoa's Botanic BdlsGD,, tlG
great Remedy for curing Coughs. Colds,
aud all lung troubles. New size lOcts.
Larger size 81, and - c,s.
Guiteau Is reported as having been on
the steamer Naraginsett on the night ~
the disaster. Oar boastcd steamboat ac-
cidentS are failures indeed, aud other
countries ought not 10 look up 10 Us
on account Of them.-L2,reH Cdl-ca.
HANDSOME VERSUS HOMELY.-Who i
that fine looking lady that we just passed.
Clara? "Why that Is Mrs. Snow" "Well
there, what a change; When saw her last,
her skin was 50 Sallow and muddy looking,
its no wonder didn't know her. What has
produced that lovely complexlon?" 81
heard she took Sulphur Bitters, the great
Blood Purifier, and now would not be
without them"
Not bad Joke was made AZ Ascot re-
specting = lady whose dress was profusay
decorated with the herlldic cmbcms Of ~
husbands family. "Why," said some one,
SHOULD a wife not be in the arms OF her
husband"-LondoH Truth.
PROFIT ABLE PATIENTS The most won
derful and marvellous success in cases
where persons are sick or wasting away
from condition OF miserableness, that no
one knows what ails them, profitable pat
tents for doctors, is obtained by the use Of
Hop Bitters. They begin TO cure from The
first dose and keep II up until perfect health
and strength j. restored Whoever IL
afflicted in this way need not suffer, when
they can get Hop Bitters.-CmciARaf
star.
Rev. DR. Howard Crosby says the old
version OF the New Testament has some
''little lnsldious adolescence" running
said nothing about IL, taking It FOR granted
that the rcyiserS would see them and mash
them on their theological thumb nails
NorriSt0cn Herald.
To ACCOMMODATE THE PUBLIC.-The pro-
prietors ofthat imm ,nsely popular remedy
Kidney-Wort In recognition of the claims
of the public which has SO literally pat
rouized them, have prepared liquid pre-
paration of that remedy for the special
accommodation Of those who from any rca-
son dislike TO prepare it for themselves.
1t Is very concentrated and, rs the dose IL
small, it Is more easily taken by many.
1t has the same eiiectual action in all dis
eases of the kidneys liver or bowels
Home and Farm.
"will the coming man ilyE" is the con-
ondrum that the S0merrdle Journal man
IS wrestling with, aud thinks 1t will de-
pend upon the nature OF his plnlons. We
think Il will depend more upon whether
the coming woman has the poker.-Hart-
borough Times.
Among the few popular Remedies which
have successfully withstood the test OF
discerning public, especially sensitive in
matters OF such vital importance as those
which concern their daily health, Ponds
Extract ranks pre-eminent. For over
hirtJ-ice gears this well known vegetable
Remedy, endorsed with the approval of
the medical profession has been in general
use amongst the people with steadily ln-
creasing favor. Its name has indeed be-
come household word. Beware of coun-
terfeIts. Insist on having the genuine
article.
The Danbury NelcS tells Of az cat be-
ing chloroformed to death, buried in the
garden, and rosebud planted over Its re-
mains. "The cat appeared at the door to
be let in, and had the rosebush under It's
arm. We wouldn't lie that way for two
dollars day. We should have told
more plausible story, and made the rose
bush appear at the door, scratching TO get
In. with the cat under its arm.
VIE believe that nine-tenths OF all casesof
catarrh are constitutional We alsobe-
lieye that n reliable constitutional remedy
like Hoods Sarsaparilla, that strikes at the
s;;:,;:' s;::;:s' :;:: 'cATARRh ',;s'; ':::; q;
proportion Of all cases. In confirmation Of
this belief We offer evidence showing the
effects Of Hoods Sarsaparilla upon this dis
ease city official says: "a lady who had
suffered from catarrh for years, till 1t finally
destroy, % nIIDEn DIV ea smsS1 esr