The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1881-03-22
IT Is A FACT,
And the Paper Published for The
People now on Earth Can
Prove IT.

That no lady wants var, "n her
Dose.
That a rolling stone will gather no
NOES.
THAT Hsywoed'. serenadsIs are i'm
mense
That ro man can put ilis finger on the
next mayer.
as ever thi. summer.
That meme of Seisiia's -por;- have
made winning lately.
-That Mike Carroll was on: prep .rea
10 buck snow Yesterday.
That E.riield found come -ao~ Drift.
seven fee, deep yesterday.
-Tha, Walter Kent is the daisy hes,t
smarher among The ladies.
That Hugh Brent j. better with =
bass drum than brass horn.
That Conductor Harvey Fisher il the
hc+- hand at 'bucking' snus.
That "Red" II scieap wears IN. same
; size boot tbst Doc Graham dOee.
That son can't Judge of aen's VA
derstanding by Inc s'ze Of his boot.
That Tom Jr!'ress is 8 candidate for
city marshal on the democratic ticket.
That tic republican. aIe up q tree a
20 WHO they shall nominate az mryor.
That confidence ~ ase nov thicker
sc western roads than ever before known.
That Jimmy Hull take. run oct
south 10 night ~ psanui" on the K u L
-:hs. eggs are TOO rich Diet Cor tie
5oarders at some oil The hcisis Of this burg.
That the preeen, epeii Of wssthsr j.
exceedingly rough 90 typographical sour
lists.
That Bert Richie lie no. bali az usl,
az the red hesded girl tried 10 make him
out.
THAT there is little comfor, 10 The FACT
thst many q ro-s is born 10 biash VA
seen.
-1hst the Sedalia Building and Loan
association will loan 5000 ts-morrow
night.
-Thst Babe" Mills s. right d; chou,
turning jack when playing ssvsa-up ior the
oys,srs.
That shoveliDg snow from a T"of. |. g.
INDUCED ia by many people yesterday
afternoon.
That one mothsr-ii las 4; her own
home 10 better than two on a Long visit 10
your home.
That Mcintyre, S:cbers' eood-ioo k.ng
clerk, 10 a difficult persoH 10 pu op IL Item
OF news from.
That Billy Berry, an engineer on the
X. q. L. division, has removed from Par.
sons to Seds:is.
That "siicky" Jones will arrive in Sc
dslia to morrow and 60 ives: to grow up
with tire country.
Tia, Capt. Bridges and Bob Morrow
went to zee Saivini, tie Italian tr.sedian,
while in 81. Louis.
-Ths: Col. Harry Hsmiin. OF the G ar.
r,son, is q distsnt rei.,ise Of sx Seas,oG
Hamiin, of Maine.
That neither Of the three jus:ices'
courts conid scrape up 4 Ihiri-rnfe item for
the reporters yesterday.
That society to preren, the growth
OF m .trimcny is soon 20 be organized by
the bachelors of Sedsiis.
-Thst the sncie:y knogn - the "Di.ty
d, zsn" hss been reorg ,n:zed since SAN
MacieaGe return 10 SS6eiif.
That hunting news item. Yesterday
Was enough TO canse even the Btzoo's To-
porisrs to Use pfot.ne language.
That Will Messeriy musi have had
irstci.ss reason for wanting TO take i.i-
old eeat ai the Garrison hnUre.
Tina, Ed Ilge.frl;z made a good bo.-
Of the squ.d OF snc~ sbove.ers GA the rooi
of abe D-mOcrs. office yesterday.
-rhst Bob Ross has M; had any to- /
bacco for the p-s, two weeks except what I
was given him oy the bsZoo reporters.
That four aces beat o straight flush 10 .
Sedalia, no mailer if TIE gen: from Nay 7
rensbHrg did not think snch was the case. Z
strike al the Coats houe- in Kansas City I
b ave secured empioymsn; al the Garrison
house.
-That Charley Messsriy has purchased
sn elegant sci of insniIu:e, sni many Of I
his friends think be Will soGa 20 TO house
keeping.
That the particular OF the accident at
Parsons, Friday night, wherein two sasa
were killed, will be fG.nd in cur teis-
Graphic columns. !
That q we:l-knswp gang Of confidence
men, ~hO travel up and down the rGcific
road almost Constantly, were ssow- bound
in this city yesterday.
That the military ball that -. 10
Rave been gwen by the S7,:slia R;iles on
he 18th has been indefinitely postponed.
,wins 10 the miserable weather. /,
-Iha. the new Uniforms selected for tie |
Queen City band boys viii consirt Of blue
'snie, red cca's. with gilt :rir, Z ins., white
'ei's and epsuiet.es, heiDe, aud p.a1es.
That though charity cover. a multi
uae of sins, q donation Sufficient {" baiId
N orphan asylum will not hide The in. I
guilty Of come 80 called piilsnthrop:sis.
-Thst more than thirty Cotn u.areiAl
rave!ess will partske of dinner a The .
HARRISON to-day. They always make il y .
oint to stop at this nlc ie, hotel over san
~.
That Ionic Beck hays the hoin-l;eet r
'dies in the United States ride on the K
!: I. trains, while the prsftis-t ones may /,
E found aboard The Lexington branch :,
AIMS. q
THAT "Babe" Mills a. section hos. over G.
IUSu f'fcHt W1ttc tlht GEM SHJvS.SN SuOW
om in front Of his cigar store Yesterday, .
!ayed the part Of icrdiy character to y
b
That in case OF fire the FIRE depart.
ent boys would have n tough Job OF il
'tting to the scene OF connagration, ow-
z 70 the almost improbable condition of =
1r streets from rnow drifts. a.
That Jim Merrife!a cid no. take III. -
ain out las; night, owing to iae heavy =
'ow. He stopped at the Goat house over
ght, where he will breakfast ;hi. morn
g. after which be will 60 ON his way re- =,
icing. =.
That the No. ID shoe. now being =,
erected" in the shop Of Mo.es & Van "a
'agner Broe. are fer their handso 81
ERIK, Babe Mills. The you.g man esys
can wear q size smaller, but he does not se
re to pinch his feet. III
That the breaking of truck on the Ia
coDd section of freight train M % e.e, -