The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-03-01
EXCHANGE soINTIllATIuEs

The mistake tRe Owen county Jury
made was, that they forgot BuforPs
shromo.--[ Farmers Home Journal.
1t doesn't take some whisky more
than about six weeks to become five
years old--rState journal.
The "Mary Anderson cigar is aa-
aounced 1t is in a light wrapper
with dark Spanish undcr-garments.--
Yeoman.
When boy gets SO unruly that
you can't keep him of the ice pond,
the best thing yon ando is to let
him slidc.-[Glasgow Times. IN
Some folks turn white when they
ge; scared, but when woman sud-
denly comes across a mouse she turns
a loud ycIler.-[ Glasgow Times.
If the good Lord desires the adora-
ton Of fashionable ladies' in his
churches on Sundays, he should see to
IT that such days be bright snd, pret-
y.--l State journal.
Miss Margaret Nancy Mouse. OF
Graves county. Climbed down well
rope and saved her step-mother from
suicide. That's what might be call.
Mag Nanni-M@s act ieoman.
A Texas editor. with an eve to bus
inoss,. announces that he will take in
pay for Subscription, all farm pro-
ducts except children, gourds and
cockle-surs.- Leaf.
" hen you hear a young lady very
carefully FAY, IL haven't saw" you
may be quite confident that she is
recent graduate from one OF the most
thorough of our numerous female sem
inaries.-GCinciunati Saturday Night.
N.s,.. :, :, A., n,r,,.
of the authors Of tart communications
for the same reason a..man avoids sleep
ing with man with tue itch, to keep
from catching it.-Glasgow Times.
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lore it can be churned?--[ Yeoman.
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Aatrimony, to the average woman,
is a hazardous step, eut to one woman
at Monticello, ILL.,, it has proved to be
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Tavara rprooLonr;.,'so N,rs
DoA''e' t0
A young lady Of our city remarked
to us the other day, that she wished
good Queen Victoria, instead OF send
~ s p o. Z, , ~, I sr";o ~ Nh ~ un
,at.h s'oa,, sor.a - M ~ W.
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Aaron Burr Hayes, the only man
IN the United States named after
Aaron Burr, has Just died in New
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A correspondent wonders how
Hayes feels when he looks out of the
window and secs the preparations be-
ing made for the inauguration OF Gar
nn,.,. - ~ ca, I :o", ~ Iuppyss ~
o"S"' &c. ~ 'v.' ,;.O pus,a. sos.lnS
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Instead of the Baroness Burdett-
Coutts becoming Mrs. SAshmead
Bartlette, Mr.. Ashmead Bartlett has
become Mr.. Burdett-Coutts. AS the
lady is sixty-seyen years old, and not
likely to prove second Sarah, 1t is
possible that her husband will resort
10 the patriarchal system Of perpetuat-