davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1881-11-19

1IO0 rnoDuCrs-WuFo moderately activo and
str1hRcr though thu local hog market quoted M
changed. Md Liverpool teportel I'd 4eclnu Un lard.
The market was supposed u bs stzstod w by the
strength In Wheat but probably tho chief aIsElat Ut
slroAgth WIS tho suspicion llat prunlusnt partius
haye raceny tried to bear tho market without SELL
Ink uluch stuf. Thesa was als0 good Southern d.
maud TOR lpsats ut prpvooa pscos. and somo Inquiry
ioF tho Cunttnunt VI EuEupe. though lilo latter
tSebd to bs Tor parties who aot william to pay
cruising interest made ho!doss OF other stuH more
dIsltosod u nsk further advance. especially tho
weather H&s not favorable to \ larro Eun OF hogs.
spec!Al reports to thu CtnclnaA {ftt G1rrsHt show
tlas uunb0s Of hogs pAckud It lg8dug plAeus sllea
Nov. !, W full0Wz!
, 1881-11-19

The following wero tho receipts md shipments
OF loa.itnx articles Of produce In tho city during
tho twenty.tour hours ending at o'clock
Friday morning, and for tho corresponding
tInsa u yeAF AEu;
, 1881-11-19

GENERAL MARKETS. s,
DNO0M-COHN--An hctir1 bl4lness Is fepos''N V
donts1a u the recent advAtce He9u'fo' .
Choice hnrl And Gatnot. '''...'.;4ai
nrse!!. stif' 'Torklnx
ta% sa a@
EFD0kGIs,, 80, md uG4
HAnUiN}-Vhs martet was quoted 9u''t 1o' W.
chAhged. We repeat our !lst: !, a,,4
ssst' ytsst vis;G:::"S 'sas!s:. 'st'sS' t :
!swj;S; t;?'.s "ai "" g., g
AulvEls-lu This lnarkut :hero was ,.a,,tsas one
oiluatxu, 1iuIdora OF hns gnuds Wc!s ssA"S ~ Tsnef
prices, hah ~ 3A3 W. be!n1 ueilans. y u. .uppy
creamery and 1ktJto fur tho boat aA'' in, II, fsl1
VI desirable table bitter IL inadequate, lpo nd,
Kraaea tow0vor. ara nbundAnt. naa "".Ii,lea tbs
improved cueruspondIn1y with rh0tea qos'''''
danlund cunt!nulng small. We auole' 1874
GGEssDs5; s'sotSs t
b'ss. bsis5s.. IL 9 a3l: ss:i .no,,v,. ~.
CHEESE -WA4 ~ dull ~ o0sort. ESP. ps.,,. bats
main id.o And the demand frum other s"u' s,uatJt
nut extanl beyund such quantities ~ ~ IN ar,dsi
nuedpd for tho pIrsunnco u c1FIeh1 u ','
arB hard " more NJ any r'tce' Ne43' II QII4
FuIi a crsau,
fl, s5ss .S,s Ebssaal sbS!ss
lart kin. comu4Un u good .....t'.',. y.
Low nd s,ss4
COAL-pesies ri reported u fsle dsma'lu AAe
maIkst, quotations ren'siplns ~ io. ~
fen.ss:.e''s::'1 s '$;:s.s'tt ttis.
baltimore d Ohio 4DI DI!iiiMoit.''' ''...,,
lAit- 4 Ohio nut, ~ &lA1houA''''' III
ss.t at ,.l:1s1sns 1ss,ss u
DaEryls and sla5jtdti, fur lata tie.y ry iV tLE
sars fasa tIs1cas u ii tit coe. = -. t.ss.e,,r tse
kHHe-&srs ttrm a Sao s,9f rsiures III 10 nate
markeG Trade Mxs quiat saa Inv ..h
are tteadf5 .,k!q 9113
Whl{pdslt, pot M.bfi...u....'''' '''.." w eAN
Iamlls whiten1hs,+ ,+..,s.'''t,'''''''''''
, 1881-11-19
MINING NEWS,


BOSTON, Nov. 18.-A1ininR stocks closed as fol-
lows:
A1luusz Mining Co.., 3AIQulFcy ...,..,...,,.. II
Cntuuue Il ilGclA .A A3NtdGut,.......,....... W
Duncan 6FGr,.....+.. u3fSilvGr l3lot...s..s..,.r ~
~
I1Wnltr.. ...rs.,,,,.... Il
, 1881-11-19
We noto sale Of .,oou City I,a,lway AS at luO!1

Foreign exchange was atcauy and quiet nj tho
following rates: Dankers' posted ratcs for stcrl-
inK, 4al!t actl,Rl, 48lh la6<; commercial
stcriing. 478s0l7SI. Paris, 6aa3,s 6s5aa5At; Ant
werp, 6=l.iQD6" TURKS, p3aldl95i dooumentnry
frH'ics, uuvro. 6..5AQE6.97s; antwerp, $50;
marks, O3h. 4,
, 1881-11-19
BHEADsTUFFs AND srrn,

Thoto W. scarcely any domnnd foreign order, ,s. |s
ss u ~s ss'x @ sss; % 1sss @ %%s issa ss s,ss
,nrns. as ss,a a'o%srs ss,
r. Ssr .os ~ .g .s, w,ns, !. sut. @ aaotes
sassaoat 5e naa NJ nhaa. .. @ aud S
oriss Ml,1.sruyFs.Weso quiet and ,e,.,t,,
s,s;, 81; sssH ,S, {! ss!. n'ans. ss~
va. ea.ss sa, 70 tic ness eaten. na >, Asas
pess s of M ssu assts Tue M
70 Fling Sut sellers et what hsss On ne H. ss e.
;IS. ;;Sss II u asnxsa ..5ss ::s'.s
'Fo nlatktt Is,l on 10 sl3s3, but s"un ra,ss ,Sstt
ss.y ,ee ss's IL .oss! n ~ ,ss:
ipSSa u s nr ~ 9s xls Issofs S1fY xn,y sa1 ~ md
rrobHby tho rpasUn why Tscuu,oer TSsa3 TSsRn. =. =.
tiais Ga:s,y ~ tsiys 5 5aiu"1j, .aa & -: q:
: = Il e.
nsfe 1Ss 1SasF t. .. F a"s !sssp
"A cass Ns aat si Isss E"esed IL ssos!s IL
ss ai sss, "t I'D Sa sn's y sssGt Sss 4
tTyt@ To- e,1snr q az sclsr iiis msass aSassS y
fs SsSssss$ ,sse: 4 f:: to-
''a'.sa.As na a....s ~ '' . .Sis.sa t,anss c,a.l
ssi!os eHsa NSya'Iei:.. NsSssIE::a E::a i}E i:,}*slSsf ri
ssIIsr ssIIsr is,sars RSssnssr iIs 5:asiS .i II
:. WINTER Wi1EAT-Wut Inactive 1ti1 uunenaaas1
MI ssy ttss II sss gs, s ts
}c, u4 ciosR tllu atust prices vi Tapi.
nar,rr mne tt nr r"si,,, nu " S9u"a xra - ~
;;;s'Ss ySisS in SsS SsSs VI Ss
S;sYs isaI /, ;rs
SsS steS'Sss s
snc m tn sn ar @ w =? @ as W. ssass
$s sSs sSs,ass ill., {; ;pa,s. ss;s
"a ssI'; hs%Ssd ~ :epss !:
a. ~ .ss sS;a e. secs s ~
i e. 3 il rs Il
S',da SSS qs aSS!t ls ~ sssS /; s;sa's @
SsfSr Il b iol1 sSS M , 5s';Ssa VS. LIZ 4
Sss: sssss*s +; sss Sia; asSss.y@ @ sSs NJ \ MSssSss
s III" IL ass VI e Boa sss
uons' c1o,,a Ranos f7axa
siet,, 49,. M4aas N' Il
ss!ier Nuyoi1inof' nG;$.s*MSS
SS,ias 1"numrv ''''''.'..iTs HEsfr1 9a
brllyr Observation-Disclosures GtsxkEaI Il
VATs-WSre dall9r tha,a for sanny days & r. ao.se!
tHC 4ftn0. LLG HAuhs 6EWtlHR-kEDHN1 uc|H4 4luQ1l
entirely neglected, ThtrG were, lUHcvGs. ote baf.
ora than s0!lGrs and thDse futures hGAt IN cpsed ~
Ho higher tau the ppenn9 Hrlces which atlef N.fs
~, - s, +, av ssa
PEE III; - 4;
bDY t,lnuU ut {t SamnIGu sglti tutrly. Cash
ii cars ~ sample At 4se for rcuctud mixed u
$g for rstSaad "hltc ~ iur y. ena IL hts
Ior H9' mn1a6 ~ dack ~ M & ~ tssu n
AAtAuS e,kErtI ~ t'.n.i H..
, 1881-11-19
irt Shprt Atpn'- i. AM a.
t.oose, part sattc6..... N.1 EIy; f,.- --
lla. lla.lMxel....s.."......1A A.A | T,;N | snn''S Nh
November. E.7B | flIi SS'M ~
nIcshlbGF.t S.Gj Ill; ss'.ss 81

Hllert r!t.t rl0seN 1t {a.7INt8724 Ia 1;rco,s,.
'SSss sna sS bHis!1s bas;!'s x sis;ss qu.tsd M
1n;lE ,enl hams, !H4s!Nt sweut-pckIsd lin, oola
Average, BMdtsHc. ~ 'aHls, Liza
fincnn qu1tel ~ 71fGsso fnr sloutder,. ou,u..
ahuFt ribs, 10.aluSo f1r sll0rt clears u IL
uil cnl vusau md plcket!. 's iof hazi
HEEF-Wns DHIut ~ q 7rtlD 70 Tor nlo.,. lin .o,r
for extra Enpss, ul1d *t77iGsl5U1 fur lnttt. VsA1
, 1881-11-19

bfls extra r.lue nt STATS. Tl,o fo,,,.,.-9
Fanf' OF ina oa'' 'Fo'l.S3 tsa'9 tho va 9ssas
Mssa g".k 17nsnt!sYStd. p.'s9aS%x 's.,Ss ,res.
.sMsy; ls'!s%sy;; I9 ii;::i; a; iT
s;nse' s;: :.... i;as i; l'a'E;S N N
ou;,sa .o Tx +, FL ni%r iii.
t AZ ff !r to,, iat: st Y ,sllee Ike ;"n,n S,,n;
s* s* .sIIst sIs q st % :, II sS,rr
snFy n M ,tinl %na sd .et 'fai
transactions: u'e Ca 1jus =
f1ose6 f,or
Lard. ThtiFtfaN htt ,!.tsqt 1tt..tqt fI1,.
i i;scst,.ber .....ttiia ............ tt.ias ltaS Ill +
Jnhhnry. 80. .,..,..s+s. LIN lin niII1 II ~
atSTsI;:: iik. its''is its; e 'i5s iI'
h9hes tt.n,1 ~ rsayln,s nfer,rn sasso s,onns
flo sr g., q ,rt ~ 5"s s',st s"aaFs f n.yn 4 se.
r. m sdsatso .!t Innunfy m 1T! ii.
tste' als1 lts 4, t5 ibsI # n, Sn nH%s IL. ~
2,N y. NIL '' 10 los'iwt u
, 1881-11-19

n63TO3.
Special nfspdtth to Tne Chicago Tribune.
00sTDN. Nov. 1a.-ThG gto1k market todny
was depressed. and prices wero Rcncraily lower,
owing largely to tho failure OF Theodore g.
Weeks. who holds over 81 0tW.CO0 Of securities ot
variuus kinds, and tho suspension or tho
facttlo National Bank. which had nltowed him
to overtlrnw hlB lcposlta to tho extent Of hnlt
a million. Eastern tta!ttonA stock, of
which Mr.. Wcuks held 4 largo amount.
suffered the worst. dropping from ~
to tHl1s Mskcl and % biil Wi! small Roles. Hart
ford t. Er!U 70 further declined to 63N, 1n1 At
lAntio s. l'aeifu incomes 10 40A. Boston s. al.
bnny lost Il, to 1Ut. lt0st1n l. htnfn0 lost
A, but recovered to iii again. Atchison Ia ~
l0wer, Mt l;w. and soil down to 131M, ind Chfca-
10, Burlington & Quincy 1i0Gll3uA and l4a,
against l"st tho closing sHfo OF Thl!ra'ay. Other
securities showing. a loss weFo Snndugky to
tho cxtonr Of 4. Wisconsin Central Il. Toledo.
l}clphos l. burlington II. Summit branch i. MID
1.cll Telephone f. tn t4D:S. Quincy DECLINED w. to
{3ss; finrs.inW tho sane. to ~ aud ltkoWEao Do-
manga, tn ~. TherU wns fnlr business 1T
tho Mining Exchange, with no leading fenture
Of Interest. E0cn1OHRln was wcak, and sold
down from FL to II. Peabody at q. Milton Mt
II, Deer la!and ut G1 aud 70, and Coppornpolls at
zig. were nil qnlot.
II tbs TFtstern hstpeiatkd Press.
nosroN, Nov. 1H.-3tuu1sa closed rs follows:
Mssss ssSn fszs: "" G.eys:::::
io:!os.. j. ! i. aas:1S i!stie hoek ! II e.: Il
huktOn Atbnny..:..1Gl Wis. c0nt. Cum....... ~
Nk u, II u.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-12-08
Wounds of the Heart.

1t is generally supposed that wounds
of the heart kill Immediately. and a cor
respondent has sent to use a stays heart
with the left auricle practically annihll-
ated and the upper half the left ventricle
torn completely through by a bullet /; SO
that three fingers can be readily passed
through the wound into the cavity. Not
w~ithstanding the extent of the injury,
"the stag ran about sixty yards, the
first ten yards up hill" The fact is that
wounds of the heart are but seldom I'M
mediately fatal, if eve SO. We know OF
no case of absolutely instantaneous
death from a wound of the heart, in any
part OF however extensive. The expert
ICE in the battlefield corresponds with
that of the sportsman, who never saw
a deer shot through the heart that did
not run some distance. Wounds of the
apex kill comparatively slowly, in from
n hour upward and in one case men
toned by John Bell, in which the apex
was completely severed from the rest of
the organ by a sword cut, the man lived
twelve hours. Indeed, out of twenty
nine collected cases of injury to the
heart, only two were fatal within forty
eight hours, and in the others death re-
suited in periods varying from four to
twenty-eight days. Recovery may take
place ever when the wound is extensive,
for q bullet has beer found imbeded in
the substance of the heart after a lapse
Of six years from the date of the injury,
the patient having died from a disease of
an organ in no way connected with the
lesion. Some little time elapses before
the blood wholly escapes from or fails to
enter the cavities, and the walls continue
to contract and propel some of it into
the vessels for a much longer period
than is usually thought to be the case.-
Lancet.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-12-08
Dead stars.

Like the sand of the sea, the stars of
heaven, a y Sir John Lubbock, have
ever been used as effective symbols of
number, and the improvements in our
method of observation have added fresh
force to our original impressions.
We now know that our earth is but a
fraction of one out of at least rs, 600, 600
worlds. But this is not all. In addition
to the luminous heavenly bodies, we
cannot doubt that there are countless
others, invisible to us from their greater
distance, smaller size, or feebler Fight;
indeed, we know that there are many
dark bodies which now emit no light, or
comparatively little. Thus In the case
of Procyon, the existence of an invisible
body is proved by the movement of the
visible star. Again + may refer to the
curious phenomena presented by Algol, a
bright star in the head of Medusa. This
star shines without change for two days
then in three hours and a half, dwindles
from a star of the second to one of the
fourth magnitude; and then, in another
three and q half hours, reassumes its
original brilliancy. These changes seem
to indicate the presence of an opaque
body which intercepts at regular inter
walls a part of the light emitted by Algol.
Thus the floor of heaven is not only
"thick inlaid with patines of bright
gold" but studded also with extinct stars
once probably as brilliant as our own
sun, but now dead and cold, as Helm.
holtz tells us that our sun itself will be,
some seventeen millions of years hence.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-12-08
A Venitian Bath.

One Saturday, when the ladies were
taking their tea at Nottingham, they
were startled by seeing a naked man
lodging about from tree to tree on the
opposite bank. Soon a policeman APP
preached him, and it was discovered
that he had been bathing from a boat.
and, finding himself unable to get back
to it, owing to the stream, had preferred
outraging the proprieties of being
drowned.
The anne thing occurred to me at
Venice. I had a room on the ground
floor In a hotel on the Grand Canal.
About 1 o'clock in the morning every-
thing seemed quiet, and it occurred to
me that 1 should like to battle; so I
jumped into the water from my window.
Having swan about for some time, I
thought I would return to the hotel.
What was my horror to find that an Eng
lish ~family-papa. mamma, and five
daughters-had established themselves
on the steps of the hotel. There was no
help for it, so 1 calmly landed aud, bow
ing respectfully to the ladies, regained
my room. The next day I sat opposite
the family at dinner. They told me
what had occurred, and I deeply sympa-
thized with them in their Indignation
against those "horrid and digusting''
Italians. London Truth.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-12-08
BITS oF DENOMINATIONS.

THE title of Gear was first applied to
Ivan Ill, 1882.
The elephant was put upon the coins
of Caesar because that animal was called
Cezar in Mauritauria.
The first college established in Amer
lea was the Harvard College, in 1888.
1t received its name from the founder,
John Harvard.
The term Quaker was first applied to
the sect in derision. When George Fox,
the founder, was brought before the
magistrate he told him to quake before
the word of the Lord.
ARMoRIAL bearings became hereditary
in families at the close of the twelfth
century. They took their rise from the
knights painting their banners with diff
ferent figures, and were employed by the
Crusaders to distinguish noblemen in
battle.
The finest emeralds come from South
America, principally Peru. The largest
and most perfect emerald in the world is
said to be owned by Annie Louise Cary.
It weighs twenty-three ~carats, is set in a
Roman gold band, studded with dia-
monds, and is valued at $50, DOC.
The Vice Presidents of the United
States were as follows !: John Adams,
Thomas Jefferson, Aaron Burr, George
Clinton, Elbridge Gerry, Daniel d.
Tompkins, John Caldwell Calhoun, Mar
tin Van Buren,, Richard Mentor John
son, John Tyler, George Mif1in Dallas,
Willard Fillmore, William Rufus King,
John Cabell Breckenridge, Hannibal
Hamlin, Andrew johnson, Schuyler Col
fax, Henry Wilson, William A. Wheeler
and Chester A. Arthur.
The origin of the expression of "Hob-
sons choice" is al follows Tobias
Hobson was the first man in England
who let out hackney horses. When q
man came for a horse he was led into the
stable, where there was a great choice,
but he obliged him to take the hor. e
which stood next to the stable door, SC
that every customer was alike well
served, according to his chance. Hence
it became a proverb, when what ought
to be your election was forced.upon you,
to say, "Hobson's choice"
Patton says that "although the tern
brass frequently occurs in scripture from
the era of Job downward, there is nc
indication that brass, as known in mod
eru tlulSS, WAS IL use previous W tut
period of the Roman empire" In Nc
Clintock and Strong's "Cyclopedia" w
find the following "Brass occurs il
the authorized version of the Old Tesla
ment, but doubtless inaccurately, a
brass is a Fictitious metal, and the He
brews were not acquainted with the com
pound of copper and zinc known by tina
name. In most places of the Old Tesla
ment the correct translation would b
copper, although it may sometimes pos
sibly n,aan hronze, a compound of COP
per and tin, as in the Chaldee form use
by Daniel. Indeed, a simple metal wa
obviously intended, as we-see from Deui
viii, g., Out of whose hills thou may
est dig brass ; > and Job. xviii, 2, Bras
is molten out of the stone ) and Deui
xxxiii., %, Thy shoes shall be iron an
brass which seems to be a promise tbs
Asher should have q district rich
mines, which we know to have been tn
case, since. Eusebius speaks of th
Christians being condemned to work j
them. Some such alloy q bronze
probably also the metal denoted in th
New Testament"
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-12-08
Having a Twelve hundred DOLLAR Time.

"You want to know, do you my son."
said the old man, "why it is with all
your Management, you can't live on your
salary and are always in debt at the end
of the year? Well, I'll tell you, Tele-
machus, why it is, and it won't cost you
a dollar for the information. 1t is be-
cause you are trying to have a 81, 200 time
on a $9O0salary, audit can'tbe did. Older
men Than you have tried it and failed
right along. A 5000 clearinghouse and
a $500 livery stable just exactly cuts the
last coupon off your salary, and then
how the man who makes your clothes
expects to get any thing out of you is
more than you can tell him. Yours is u
very simple case, my dear, and you can
apply the remedies yourself, and per-
form the necessary operations without
| the presence of a consulting surgeon.
sWill it hurt?' My poor boy, you can
bet your last bottom dollar that it will
hurt. 1t will make you squirm a thou
sand times a day, until you get out OF
debt, and then you'll feel as though you
were in Paradise. Begin treatment al
once; the longer you wait the worse
your case will be and the mor you'll
| dread it" s.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-12-08
Women Wanted.

Wyoming's want is women. We want
women here, partially to even up the
population and partially to marry. Our
territory is suffering more now for choice
styles of young and middle aged woman
than for anything else. We need them
in all departments of industry where
women may be employed, and also in
our homes and by our iresides. There
are hundreds of lonely men in Wyoming
who are doing well financially and who
would willingly rush into matrimony if
there were enough matrimony to go
around. 1t is the saddest feature of our
wide Western country at present. The
over-populated East, where a young man
may pay for ice-cream o. oysters for
three girls at a time, ought to contribute
some Of its wealth of girls to this DESC
late land, where there is only one woman
to five or six men, and where life is O
hollow mockery.
We sometimes wish that nature had
designed us for a hired girl instead of an
editor so that we could have been indie
pendent. In this country "a hired girl"
is only another name for af1uence and
financial stability.
Twenty-Five dollars per month and
board make the poor, cringing editor
green with envy. And yet there are not
enough girls in this country to do half
the work. A man lives out half his days
and at last secures a wife, only to find
that the latter part of his career will be
devoted to securing a servant girl for
her.
It's tough.
Life is too brief to be trifed away in
this manner. One friend of ours who
has been reared in luxury has been with
out a girl for two months, and although
he has offered all kinds of inducements,
he has been compelled to make the beds
and do the chamber work, while his wife
did the washing and cooked the meals.
Let the man who never tried it, rise at
6 o'clock, dress five children in the sub
dued light of early morning, then cook
breakfast, eat it and go down town for a
couple of months, and he will allow the
| girl that will work for him the use of his
upright piano and take her with him to
the theater. Why, it has arrived at such
a stage here in Laramie that when a man
asks one of his nighbors if he knows of
a servant girl that he can get, the mob
turns loose at him and laughs at him
till he wishes he vas dead.
It is not an uncommon occurrence for
a girl to come West, work at regular
wages two or three years, and then, as
an heiress, marry a bloated capitalist
and settle down.
It is a horrible fact that unless some
thing is done to prevent the centraliza-
ton of capital among the servant girls of
Wyoming, a~revolution cannot be avoided.
There is not a man within the sound
of our voice that will not admit with
tears in his eyes and both suspender
buttons trembling and tottering to their
very foundation, that such is the case
-BooD1erd7to,
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1881-12-08
Things Which Annoy One.

To get fairly out of the house and find
you have forgotten the very thing you
meant to take with you.
To get yourself snugly settled IN your
seat and your baskets, bundles, pack
ages, v~alise, umbrella, and bird cage all
stored away in the rack and before and
behind you IN adjoining seats, and then
to discover you're in the wrong car.
To sit next the talking couple at the
theater.
To see yourself in a lucid moment as
others see you.
To trade with the furnishing store :"
clerk who insists after you have bought
what you desire On selling you c~ravats,
collars, cuffs and fancy hosiery.
To buy something handy to have in
the house. and be told by your wife on
taking it home that you've paid twice
too much for a poor article.
To put something. away for safe keep
ing SO carefully that you can't find it
again.
70 sit down hungry at the restaurant
and wait fifteen minutes before you can
catch a waiter.
To fix your mouth for q f~avorite dish
and after waiting ten minutes more to be
told cts all out"
To have the septuagenarian, who all
your life has been as an old man to you,
speak out to you, "Well, you're getting
old like the rest of u.s."
To be always putting your knife or
pencil in the wrong pocket and going
through all the rest before you a find
them.
To stow your railroad ticket care
fully away in some secret recess of your
clothes and then forget it, and at regu-
lar intervals be seized with a season OF
fear that you have lost it, consequent on
which comes a spell of frantic rummag-
ing until you find 1t. j..
To attempt in n day more business
of various sorts than your mind can
grasp or your hands a handle.
To be taken on the Bowery by a conf
dence man or other species of sharper
for a verdant countryman.
To be told you are growing old when
you know you are growing young.
To be told by advisory friend that you
ought not to do so and SO when you
haven't done anything of the sort, and
then be told you ought to do thus and sc
when you have all along been doing it.