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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-09-10
A Card.

To all who are suffering from the En-
ror and indiscretions of youth, nervous
weakness, early decay, loss OF manhood,
&C., l will send a recipe that will cure
you, FREE OF cHARGK. This great rene
dy was discovered by a missionary in
South America. Send a self-addressed
envelope to the Rev. Joseph 7. Inman,
Station d, New York Citv
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-09-10
sDaily except Sunday.
No. Z and IS stop at all statiopa
wnrBouNp flArNl

B. & o. Palace. Dnwing Room and sleeping
Cans on all night trains.
Close connections are made for all points
South and Southwest, North and NorthWest,
making this q desirable route for colonisn and
persons moving TO the great West, and 70 whom
particular attention IL given.
WHEELING, PITTSBURGH AND BALTIMORE
DIVISION.
Leave Wheeling ..6:4 A. leo and $40 ?. 4
No trains run on this division on Sunday.
Tickets 10 all principal points on sale Of depot
Once open at all houn during the day.
Information to the travelling public cheerfully
given. W. N. CLEMENTS, n. OF 7.
r. T. DEvERlES. General Agent wheeling.
mayh
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-09-10

sunday Express leaves wheeling At s'52 a. NJ;
arrives Wellsbug 9:2bA M, Steubenyille 9:SA A.
NJ, making close connection for Western points,
A. n. run daily. Through Chicago Express,
leaves Columbus daily except Sunday, At 500 ,.
T., With sleeping car ATTACHED arriving In Chica.
20 at 7:l0 next morning. Berths can be secured
bus.
Pullman's drawing room sleeping can through
without change from Steubenville East 10 Phila.
delphia ard New York. and West TO Columbus.
Cincinnati, Louisville, Indianapolis and b.
Louis.
For through tickets, baggage checks, sleeping
car accommodations, and any further informa.
ton apply 10 Joseph N. Belleyille, Ticket Agent
at Pan.Hsndle Depot, foot OF Eleventh street, or
at City Ticket Once, under Mcclure House
wheeling.
d. W. Caldwell, General Manager. Columbus,
O.; +. A. Ford, General Passenger and Ticket
Agent, Pittsburgh, Pa. myB
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-09-10
TO CLEVELAND
Onlv s Houn and Is MinutesI

steubenyiIle accommodation leaves Bellaire u
i:l r. r., Bridgeport at 800, and arrives st 8tsu-
benville at Cos p. n.
Leaves steubenyille at 7:5o 4. r., Bridgeport
NJ s:52 A. n; arrive n Belhire 81 os6 4. .
Tickets and bsgzage checks 70 all principal
poinu In the East and West can b procured st
The ticket once In Bridgeport 4 4. FORD,
nol7 General PASSENGER d Ticket Agent.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-09-10
CLEVELAND { PITTSBURG r. r
Condensed Time Card.
GOING EAST AND WET,

OOL4Nu LhUH a WELT
On and after Nov. 2, 1850, all trains will run
daily (excpt sunday. m follows:
8fhrouyh trains to Pittsburgh.
2Throh<h trains 10 Cleveland.
2ThronSh trains to Chicago.
Pullman's Parlor Cars between Wellsvflle and
Cleveland
Hotel and Sleeping Can on all trsins between
Alliance and Chicago.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-09-10

IF YOU FEEL DULL, DRoWSi, DEBlLl
L.tated, have frequent headache, mouth tastes
badly, poor appetite and tongue coated. you are
suffering from torpid liver, or "biliousness,'
and nothing will cure yon SO speedily and per
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-09-10


The Cheapest, Pur.
est aud Best Family
Medicine i'll the
World
An Ehectual Specific
forall diseases OF the
Liver, Stamach and
Spleen.
Regulate the Liver
and prevent Chill'
and Fever, Malari.
Jus Fevers, Bo "
Complaints, Relies:
ness. .Jaunlicc and .
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-09-10
Ia II Possible

That a remedy made OF such common,
simple plants as Hops, Buchu, Man
drake, Dandelion, &c, make so many
and such marvellous and wonderful
cnres as Hop Bitters do? 1t must be,
for when old and young, rich and poor,
Pastor and Doctor, Lawyer and Editor,
all testify to having been cured by them,
We must believe and doubt no longer
Post.
Expose yourself day and night, eat toe
much without exercise; work TOO harC
without rest; doctor all the time; lax
all the vile nostrums advertised, anc
then you will want to know
Bow to Get Well,
Which is answered in three words
Take Hop Bitters!-ErPreSs.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-09-10
Fellows Compound Syrup of
HypOphOsphites

Speedily and permanently enres Congestion OF
the Lunge, Bronchils, Consumption, Nervous
Proitrati0n, Shortness OF Breath, Palpitation OF
the Heart, Trembling of the Hands and Limbs,
Physical and Mental Depression, Loss OF Ape.
titc, Loss of Energy. Loss OF Memory, and will
rapidly improve the weakened functions and
organs of the body, which depend for health
upon voluntary and involuntary nervous action.
1t acts with vigor, gentlcneSs and subtlety,
owing to the exquisite harmony OF its ingredi-
ents. akin 10 pure blood itself.
Sold by all druggists. sepSTds
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-09-10
Ut ECIIIIt W IIu.S.'.'
CONSTIPATION!

a week in your own wi Terms and -
0VO ousnt free Address II. HtLLEII TO-
Potlsnd, Maine. octlks
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1881-09-10

TESTIMONIAL TO MR.. FELLOWS:
We. the undersigned, clerpymen Of the Metho-
dist Church in Nova Scotia, having used tue
preparation known as Fellows Compound Syrup
OF HypOphosphites, prepared BY Mr.. James l.
Fellows. Chemist, ST. John n, B., or having
Known cases wherein its effects were beneficial,
believe II 10 be a reliable remedy for the dis
eases for which il is recommended.
James g. Hennigar. John McMurray,
pres. of Conference. EXPIRES. Conference
VIM. Sargent, Richard W. Weddall,
John A., Mosher, Alex. w. Nicholson,
John W, Howia, Cranswick Jost,
Stephen F, Huestis, Rowland Morton,
John Johnson.
s5-The proprietor has letters from various
parts OF the Dominion, the United States, and
England, verifying tho assertions herein con-
tanned, which will be shown at his offic on ap.
plication. They relate 10 the cure of Diseases
of the Lungs, Heart, Stomach, &c.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30
Use of OmciaI Envelopes.

Acting Unconstitutional Hatton has made
the following ruling in regard to the use OF
official envelopes under section 30 of the act Of
March 3, 1879. "The Goth section Of the act Of
March o, 1879 Postal Laws and Regulations,
section 251), extending to all officers of the
United States Government the provisions of tho
sections numbered 249 and $50, Postal Laws
aud Regulations, for the transmission OF official
mail matter, requires all officers, who are not
departmental In their character, to use envel-
opes which bear the appropriate Endorsements,
containing the name OF the office from which
the same are transmitted, with statement OF
the penalty for their misuse, and the use OF the
envelopes must be absolutely restricted to offi-
cial mail matter transmitted between officers
Of the United States or between any such officer
and either OF the Executive Departments or
officers of the Government The signature OF
the oficcr and his official title Is not compli-
ance with the law; the name OF the Office from
which they are transmitted must also be given
on tho enyelODp,"
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30
Arrested on n Serious Charge.

Some curiosity was caused at the Baltimore
* Potomac depot this morning by n rather
unusual arrest. A well-dressed genteel-look.
Ing young man came into the city by an early
train, and walked 10 the corner Of Sixth
street and Pennsylvania avenue, whore he was
standing when another man walked up "a
him, and, touching him on the shoulder, waited
until the man turned around when he hand.
cuned him and escorted him back to the depot
Detective Miller inquired from the detective
what was the nature OF the arrest, and received
the reply that the young man had
been followed from York, Pennsylvania,
on the charge of embezzling $4,000 from his
tectiyo refused TO give the names OF any par.
ties concerned, and took his prisoner away on
the o'clock train,
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30
Beautiful velvet and Plush Scarfs,
1925, Mt Keeps, 437 Seventh street northwest.
The Garfield Memorial Hospital.

The Garfield Memorial Hospital.
Treasurer Gllnllan has received the following
additional subscriptions to the Garfield Memo
rial Hospital
Master Geo. w. Moigs, 8 years old, 81 Four
and-a-half street Presbyterian Church, 500. 90;
Edwin buchanan, $40 q. Rumpf, PHI. d, 800;
Moses Whitly, Scranton, Pr, $50; Union meet
ing thanksgiving NJ. +. and Dutch Reformed
Church, Herkimer, n. Y, S1362 st. Andrews
Church, Mt Holly, N. j., $50 Congregational
Church, North Bennington, VT, $7.55 Union
meeting (Thanksgiving) Protestant Churches,
Fort Scott, Kansas, S13.05 st. Johns Metho.
dist Church, BUN Rum, Coaldale, Pa, 81 10
81. Paul's Episcopal Church, Bloomsbury, Pa,
$3.50 officers and soldiers, Fort Omaha, Ne
braska. 600. 20
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30
District Government Notes.

An extension will DO made to 81. Johns
Church, at Sixteenth and streets shortly, at
a cost OF $500.
Louis Grundling Will build II brick dwell
ling and stable at Fifteenth ana SAMSON streets,
at a cost Of $4,000.
Commander Kellog has been granted per-
init 10 build Il dwelling ON street, near TWEEN
tioth, at an expense OF $4,000
The Harbor Masters report for yesterday
shows the arrival OF schOoners Wake, A. i.
Moore, Centennial, Anna i. Benton, While,
Cora McKenna and John W. Gray.
The mortality OF tho District for the past
week was 03, which is more than during the
preceding week. The births reported were 03
In number, and the marriages II.
The report OF Chief Engineer Cronin for the
month ending to-day shows that ten fires oc-
CURED, the damage being 5000, exclusive OF
the Polkinhorn connagration, mt which the loss
has not yet been definitely ascertained.
Tho Commissioners to-day issued procla-
nation 10 the effect that after December 10 the
old order prohibiting the driving OF cattle
through any street or avenue of Washington or
would be strictly enforced, and
the police % arrest all parties guilty
VI infrlngements of this order
New Invoices of OyercOafa
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30
For COAL 81 WOOD
a. b SMITEI'S,

No. GIL NEW YORK AVENUE.
Lykens Valley, Lorberry and Chestnut Coal un-
der cover, thus insuring dry and clean coal at all
times no22
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30
THE EVENING CRITIC.
ESTABLISHED AUGUST Isos.
WEATHER INDICATIONS,

The special bulletin issued from the Signal
Onlco to-day says;
Tho Indications are that partly cloudy
weather and light rnins will prevail on the At
lantic coast during Wednesday and Thursday,
followed on Thursday night by slightly colder
weather
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30
Holiday Goods,

q. Baum has Just opened for the holiday
trade one OF the largest selections OF Books,
which VIII be sold at prices never known here
before. Call early ana avoid the rush at
Baums, No. 416 Seventh street.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30

can't help It, am unfortunately compelled
10 again raise the price OF that giltedge, Alder
ney butter tomorrow from 45 to so cents. See
adv. +. X. Ward, Alderney Dairy.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30
Minter NInde pIcnsnnt for the noxs.

Now is the winter Of our discomfort, but II Is
n winter of perfect content to parents who
visit Robinson & Co.'s famous chlldren's cloth
Ing establishment, 900 Pennsylvania avenue.
Az this firm makes children's garments n
specially, the clothing IL OF the most appropri-
ate character and the prices reasonable.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30

MARY ANDERSON filled the theatre 10 Its ut
most capacity last week In Philadolphia.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30

know It's nasty to.be ruled by men, to have
no voice In the affairs Of the State, to be infe-
rior TO the inferlority OF mankind, but Just be-
fore the reign OF women-just before n petit
coat enthusiastically st before the battle,
mother IL want to die Of Group, measles, on
something easy, and be put In my little earthly
bed, where, whatever occurs, shall escape the
awful condition OF sublunary things under the
regime de JeDhne.-L0uiSgiNe Woman,
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30

New Invoices OF Overcoafs.
George Spransy, 507 Seventh street.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30
Choice Footwear

for gentlemen, ladies, misses and children in
great variety at the old-established Shoe House
of 7. s. Gartrell 900 Seventh street, corner of
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-11-30
AUCTION SALES---T0-DAY.

nor RENT TWO UNPUBLISHED ROOMS
IL suitable for light housekeeping, on Capitol
Hill. Address III. Critic office. nO}O-3t 10
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1881-03-04

In the course of the investigation by
Mr. Hills deputies, some singular In
dustries were brought to light. II was
found. for instance. that some use was
made of old shoes, but exactly what use
was hard to find ont Large numbers Of
old shoes We're sold by rag pickers n
certain men who disposed of them at
good price. Tt Is Wei known that bits OF
old leather makes the commercial article
known as Prussiau blue, but only a few
firms Manufacture II, and the new call
for old shoes was evidently for some
other purpose. Ia New York City aud
Brooklyn about three million pairs of old
shoes are thrown away every wear. For
mcrlv old shoes were plentiful IN the
cutters Of certain neighborhoods; now It
appears that they are sought after as
choice prizes in the rag-picker's line.
BY diut of porseveriug industry, It was
discovered that the old shoes were used
for three purposes. First, all shoes, not
completely worn out. are patched,
creased aud after being otherwise re-
generated. sold To men who deal in such
wares Some persons wear one shoe
much more than the other; these deal
ors find mates for shoes whose original
mates are past hope Secondly, the
shoes not worth patching mp are cut into
pieces. the good bits are used Tor patch
ing other shoes. and the worthless bits,
the soles and cracked "uppers, are con-
vcrteI into Jamaica rum by a process
known only TO the manufacturers. 1t
Is said that they are boiled In pure spir-
its. and allowed 10 stand for few weeks
the product far surprising the Jamaica
rum made with essence, burnt sugar,
aud spirits \ gentleman who doubted
the truth of this statement stopped re-
Gently at low grog shop in the neigh
borhood of the factory spoken of and
inquired if they had any rum from old
shoes ''No, replied the barkeeper,
Eve don't keep it much now; the drug
gists, who want a pure article, all sell it,
and the price has gone up. But we have
had it. aud we can get You some If
YOU want ii. e." How many old shoes goes
/ to a gallon of rum could not be ascer-
tanned. .-NcU York Post
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1881-03-04
No Fasrinations in Snakes.

L have seen, says Ncturc, a guinea
pig, after finding no place of exit from
the cage, quietly settle itself down In the
midst of the coils of an Australian con-
strictor, shut its eyes and go to sleep.
Ten minutes afterward the snake had
moved and the guinea-pig was washing
its face with its paws. Not once, but
dozen times, rabbit has nibbled the
nose of q River Jack viper (Vipern rhi-
nOccros) in a pretty, inquiring way,
needless of the strong blows the reptile
would administer with its snout to the
impertinent investigator of that queer
looking object. For fully ten minutes
one day rabbit sat gazing at the poised
and threatening head of a puff adder,
now and then reaching forward to smell
the reptiles nose, and anon sitting on
its hind legs to wash its ears, and again
returning to the fascinating object of
its inquiries If, during that time, the
rabbit had falleliinto the state of trance,
it was so soon released from that condi-
ton as to be able to attend to its own
comfort and busy itself about its toilet.
The birds show no more recognition than
the other animals of the dangerous posi-
tion in which they are placed. We see
them hopping about on the snakes, ana
picking Justify at their scales; sitting
and behaving themselves just as though
no such dreadful (or pleasing?) sensation
rs "fascination was possible. l saw
once a sparrow perched upon the body
of a snake twisted round branch and
preening itself. BY and by constructor
crept up slowly, touched the bird with
its nose, and then threw the crushing
folds around it. The deliberate approach
of the snake and the unconscious ath-
tude of the sparrow, concerned about its
private affairs, would have staggered an
ordinary believer in fascination"
have closely watched the behavior of
snakes intent on feeding. 1t may be a
sudden rush, when the victim has no
time to see its enemy, or the gradual,
lazy advance of the reptile; in either case
the doomed victims betrays no suspicion
Of danger, at least SO far as l have been
able so ascertain after passing some nun
dreds of hours contemplating the, snakes
In the unequaled representative collec-
ton of the geological society.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1881-03-04
Burlington Society Notes.

The most stylish purse of the season
is made of undressed sealskin, with
nothing in it.
4 novelty in neck lingerie for gentle
men is made of hemp or manila, and
is so worn as to close up pretty snug
when the gentleman steps through the
trap. 1t is much affected IN Nevada
and New Mexico.
The engagement of Johnny Snebbly
and Miss Lebechin will be announced
as soon as Mr.. Snebbly has got lift IN
his salary to $11 week.
Mrs. Isinglass held a brilliant recep-
tion IN the back parlor of her fashion
able hotel ON Saturday evening last.
She received S5.65 apiece from all her
regular boarders except young Mr.. Fas-
boy, who paid her go cents and a
silver watch. and stood her off till next
Saturday for the rest of 1t.
The fascinating Mrs. Tommary, of
North Hill. had new girl last week a
genuine Swede. imported, that runs Mt
IT'S pounds and broke two lamps and o
soup tureen the first day in the house.
Miss Difenback. the accomplished
and beautiful cantatrice of West Hill,
slapped her old mother over the head
with the dish-rag last Tuesday evening,
because the old lady wouldn't let her
90 down and sing in a Dutch chorus
at the masquerade in Bogus Hollow.
Miss Diffenback has the true temper of
a lyric artist and our city will yet be
proud of her.,
Mrs. Dinkleman read a profound
naner before the American Woman's
Society for the Elimination of the B. B.
in the b. S." Mrs. Dinkleman said she
always got the drop on them when she
used corrosive srblimate. -Brdette.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1881-03-04
The Home of Mark Twain.

In letter from Hartford, CT, to the
Burlington Gowa) Ha5okcye, Mr.. r. j..
Burdette writes:
- think | have never been in homo
more beautifully homelike than this pal
ace of the king of humorists. The sur
roundIngs of the house are beautiful,
and its quaint architecture, broad East
Indian porticos. the Greek patterns in
mosaic in the dark red brick walls attract
and charm the attention and good taste
OF the passer-by, for the home, inside
and out, IS the perfection of exquisite
taste and harmony. But with all is
architectural beauty and originality. the
elegance of its interior finish aud decora-
tlous, the greatest charm about the house
is the atmosphere of 'homelikeness' that
pcryadcs 1t. Charmipgly as he can en-.
tcrtain thousands of people at TINT
from the platform, Mr.. Clemens is even a
more perfect entertainer in his home.
The brightness and best sides of his ma
ture shine ont at his fireside The hui
NOR and drollery that sparkle in his
conversation is as utterly unaffected and
natural as sunlight. Indeed, / don't be
Heve lee knows or thinks that most of
ms talk before the sparkling fire. up in
the pleasant retirement of his billiard
room study, Is marketable merchandise
worth so much page to the publishers,
bat 1t Is. And it1s not all drollery and
hUmor. He is so earnest that his
earnestness charms you fully as much as
his BRIGHTER flashes, and once in while
there Is IL his voice an infection of won
derful pathos, so touched with melan-
choly that YOU look into the kind, earnest
eyes to see what thought has touched
his voice. And he has a heart as big as
ms body; l believe there does not live a
man more thoroughly unselfsh and self
forgetful Two little girls and a boy
baby, bright eyed, good tempered, and
with a full head Of hair as brown as his
fathers, assist Mrs Clemens TO fill the
heart Of the reigning humorist, and they
do it most completely. Personally, Mr.
Clemens Is, perhaps, a little above the
medium height, of good symmetrical
physique, brown hair, scarcely touched
with gray, that curls over n high, white
forehead; friendship in his eyes, hearty
cordiahtv in the grasp of a well shaped
white hand, strong enough and heavy
enough to be a manly hand; his age Is
forty something, and he looks thirty-five:
in the evening after the lamps are lighted.
his face has a boyish look, and he loves n
good cigar even better than Grant
does.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1881-03-04
What Was the Dialect !!

If YOU don't know how to say In q for
eign tongue what YOU want TO say, dOn't
say you don't know what Not a few
Americans have been mortified, while
airing their bad French IN a Partisan
store, to hear the polite clerk say:
monsieur Will pardon me, but under
stand English" "
A story told of Representative Orth, of
Indiana, illustrates the expediency of
observing the above advice. He IS of
German descent, and Is proud of his
ability to speak the German language.
Some years ago he was appointed
United States Minister at Vienna. When
he was presented at court, thinking to
pay n delicate compliment to the En-
peror of Austria, he delivered his official
address in German. The Minister cred
tied himself with having done his part
we'll But there are always two impress
sions made by an address-that made on
the speaker himself, and that on the
hearer.
A few days after Mr.. Orth's linguistic
success, an American gentleman of high
position was presented to the Emperor.
His Majesty alluded to Mr.. Orth IN COM
plimentary terms, he asked /:
's In what dialect did Mr.. Orth deliver
his address? L know, of course, that it
was not English, and l thought that l
detected faint traces of the Teutonic
tongue in some of the words. - Youths
Companion.