Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1881-10-11

THIS issue.
Gen. Sherman says he viii make short
work or the Apaches. First catch your
Apache-then shorten him.
THE PERUVIAN SYRUP has cured thou
sands who were suffering from dyspepsia,
debility, liver complaint, boilS, humors,
female complaints, etc. Pamphlets free to
any address. Seth W. fowle Sons,
Boston.
Hanging a man in efllgy is good deal
like kissing cow owned by the iather OF
your girl Il don't hit the case.
The best appetizer is Balls Digestive
Salt Your druggist or grocer viii supply
YOU for only % cents, aud you use II ~ the
table instead OF ordinary salt. II removes
all dyspep,ic tendencies also. See adver-
tisemeAt
II Is said that there are seventy-eight
methods OF adulterating beer. Aud yet
how many thousands OF adults drink IT.
However watched 10y loving care,
Home has disiempers lurking there,
And human power cannot defend
Prom ills that constantly impend,
But sanford 5 Ginger bids pain cease,
And home restores TO health and peace.
An Indiana woman is the proud owner
of wash-board over one hundred years
old. Wash boards never wear out in lndi-
ana
BANNERS. Doctors. Lawyers, Carpenters,
Druggists, Engineers, Mechanics, in fact
we have recommendations from people in
all stations Of life, testifying 10 the won
derfGl cures sulphur Bitters have elected.
Send for testimonials. See another col
rmu.
Lesson for young houSekeeperS -"llow
can YOU tell ! young fowl from an old one:
"By the teeth, =" ''By the teeth, But
fowls have no teeth II know they
havn't, but have"
Thouss nds OF ladies have found sudden
relief from all their woes by the use OF
lydia T. Piukham'S Vegetable compound,
the great remedy for diseases peculiar TO
females. Send TO Mrs.. Lydia L. Plnkham,
rs Western Ave, Lynn, Mass, for pam
phletS.
Mr. Engineer, Is your boiler safe
Yes, ma'am." Are you Sure:' YES,
ma'am: we never had q boiler explode uu-
der six weeks use. and this ere one hasn't
been in but little over a month.
Jones. on hearing band Of "pickCG
musicians" torturing a tune AZ . recent
concert, said, All. | understand; they
were picked before they were ripe
DoNr GEr THE CHuI>-I! YOU are
subject 10 Ague YOU must Doe sure 10 keep
your liver. bowels and Kidneys in good
free condition. When 20. YOU Will De SAT,
from al attacks The remedy 10 use i
Kidney Wort !, i the best preventive
% all malaIial diseases That you can take.
Sec advertisement ia another column
one OF our citizens treated his ue,shbors
a. very fne harvest scene the other day.
lie was sitting by an open window cutting
his corn.
MIR. smith" said lsdy O., q fair.
won't you please buy this bouquet ;n pre-
sent 80 the lady You love-" " 'Twou,du't
Doe right. said Mr. Smith, I'm married
man"
TAAE CARE on ImE CmupREN-
System O4 ka4t NAlttl AaAhh~ lll NtAN NNN'tN va
disease more readily than the adult, there
fore parents should exercise great care.
and not allow a Cough or Cold To run Uu-
Ill the seeds OF Catarrh. Asthma, Brouchi-
IL aud consumption are Sowu in the sys-
ten. DR. Y &. Whites Pulmonary Elixir
i a remedy wei adapted 20 these diseases
In children. and should Doe used freely ou
the first appearance OF a Cough or Cold.
When IL rains al the week you may know
that there ! a fair going on somewhere
There j. nothing, unless IL j. picnic, that
will bring rain like fair. and We some
times wonder. in time OF drought. why The
farmers 10 no; get up 4 county or state
fair.
Hoods Sarsspsrflls
10 designed 10 meet the wants Of those who