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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1881-10-07
r.emissrsssss or Great Me..

Aaron Burr always forgot to return a
borrowed umbrella.
Charlemange always pared his Germs in
the dark Of the moon.
Byron seyer found button OF his shirt
without raising row about 1t.
Homer wss extremely fond Of boiled
cabbage, which he invariably ate with a
fork.
Napoleon could never think To shut a
door after him, unless he Was msd about
something.
Pliny could never write With lead pen
ell without inst weiting il on the tip Of
the tongue.
Socrates was exceedingly fond OF pea
nuts. quantities Of which he always car
ried in hi. pocket.
The Duke Of Wellington could never
think To wipe his feet on the ioor.mat I'M
less his wife reminded him Of il.
George Washington was SO fond II cats
thai he would get up in the middle Of the
night to thrO~ booiiaek al them.
Shakespeare, when carrying a Goldfish
home from the village grocery would in
ysriably try to conceal it underneath his
coal.
When the wife Of Gsllileo gave him a
letter To mail he always carried II round
in his pocket three weeks before he ever
thought Of II again.
Christopher Columbus always paid for
his local paper promptly, and being an at
tentive reader, he always found out when
new worlds were ripe.
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A Tree C..se Sss R~srss.

II makes the Leart Of every philAn.
thropist sad to see so many WORTHLESS. pat
ent medicines pulled aud advertised for
the cure of chronic diseases. Usually the
remedy is SOME vile esthsrtie compound
or alcoholic preparation, combined with
buchu, turpsntine or other severe diurstic
that affords the invalid only temporary
relief but which has no lasiins effect, aud
in truth eventually brings ON eomplies
ton of diseases arising from a state Of
worn out and exhausted digestive aud
urinary organs that nothing but death can
relieve. lnyslid- should trust more 10
nature for their recovery. A gentle medi-
cinsl tonic that stimulate. snfesbled d.
gesiion and strengthens every part OF the
system by its soothing and refreshing II.
fact ON both mind aud body, is natures
tiussl and best assistant. Such remedy
I. Browns Iron Bilters. medicine sur
passing the sale OF all other remedies
whenever its merits become known, for il
acts in such perfect harmony with the laws
OF lie and health, that all pulmonary,
urinary aud digestive troubles are pre-
vented aud permanently cured BY lis timely
use. II contains NO alcohol, aud will not
blaeken the teeth. Physicians and minis
tiers endorse aud recommend il.
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rive years ago inside" 'sf' whose
nome ~ " q NIUE town ne'r hscon'
U.s. ani'o"''y awaited an important 'e'.
'e' 'ro" hsr absent lover Days passed
aes''y, Inc signing lass haunted the
'o'' o'"'e' o"' ms s''ms''ers lace nj
"y' .oe INST 100. 0, ei"persi"s
q".'s's 'o""o" 70 'hO'e rom "hOm s''
le'''' 'n'"s' never eo"e' i"e ms'ueh
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a Penlesflo Remaa.e.

"Are you going TO give me that $2.50r
Arthur Ainsleigh turned quickly buu
quietly from the landscape on which his
eyes were Gsed-s BIT Of green meadow
fringed With hills, on whose tops the ray.
Of the setting sun we're just resting. bring
ing out the bright tini- Of the heather, and
giving TO the whole scene rich, warm col.
oring such a. one sees In the work. Of the
old masters that gem the galleries Of Eu-
rope and looking tenderly but firmly At
the beautiful girl Who .tosd by his aide.
"No, my darling he said, taking her
small hand gently into his, II cannot
stake you so high as that. Let il be a dol.
lar. sweetheart, aud the money IL yours.
The girl started back a. II stuns by a
serpent, the sudden movement revealing
each graceful outline Of her 1.-THE figure
and showing the perfect symmetry Of her
a.he-.of roses polonsise, which had two
rows Of plesting down the front aud vas
shirred up the bsck.stretch and pretty
veil around the lower turn.
Looking at the young man steadily Cor a
moment, she said in low, trsmulous tones
that showed far more plainly than the
CHASTITY palenss- Of her face the terrible
emotions that were rsciing her soul;
"You are a mean, hateful thing" and,
suddenly into q Wild, hy.tsrical
weeping. she lsh the room.
They had been married but four months
Arthur Ainsleigh and Ethel Qgirt, and
slreAdy the black clouds Of domestic die.
ro'd were showing their forbidding out
lines on the edge Of the er.twhile rosy ho-
riIon, while the Jagged bolts Of jealousy
~sv lightning up with q lurid glare the
smpyrssn so recently unlocked BY cloud.
md the hoarse muttsrings Of discomfort
md waning love reverberstsd In hollow and
tones throughout the dome Of the
deal palace which these two young hearts
asd ~ short time since built Tor them
'slss..
II was simple matter that had brought
,bout this discOrd. Ethel wanted i've
pairs Of stockings At so cent. per pair,
While Arthur had decided that two wa.
III she needed.
For nearly an hour not a sound broke |
he silence that rsigned In the boudoir
rom which Ethel had departed in anger,
IL. q N Il. Il
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CURIosrTIEs or EAErH.-At the city Of
Medina, in Italy, and about four miles
around il, wherever the earth 10 dug, when
the workmen arrive at q distance Of CD
feet, they come to bed Of chalk which
they bore with an anger five feet deep.
They then withdraw from the pit before
the anger is removed. and upon srtrac.
ton the water bursts up through the
aperture with great violence and quickly
fills the new.msde we'll, which continues
full and is affected neither by rain nor
drought. What is the most remarkable
in this operation is the layer Of earth as
we descend. Al the depth Of IA feet are
found the ruins Of an ancient city, paved
streets, houses, floors and different pieces
Of mason work. Under this is found q
soft, ooly earth, made up of vegetables,
and at 20 feet large trees, with .he walnuts
sticking to the stem, and the leaves aud
branches in . perfect state Of preservation.
At % feet deep sofi chalk is found, mix
oil with vast quantity Of shells, and the
bed ia IL feet thick Under this vegetables
are found again.
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A TERRIBLE SIGHr.-lt wss a great
blundsr to expose the remain. Of the dead
President TO the public gaze during sn
entire day, as vas done at the Capitol on
Thursday. A moment was too long. 1t
Is doubtful IL a more painfully distorted.
shuddsringly emseistsd and rspulsive
sisage ever stared from a coffin. There
was absolutely nothing about ii that could
remind the bsholdsrs Of the man whom
they had once seen in health and manly
vigor, and every pleasant memory of him
must have been rudely swept away the
moment ones eyes fell upon the shrunken
features aud skeleton hands Of the body 50
wAntonly exposed to CRAFTY a morbid
public curiosity Washington Post.
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Tbs LARGEsr LAND OWNER ON THE
CoSrIsESr-Col. Dan Murphy. Of HAL
leck's Station, Elko county, came to Cali
fornis in lsi4, and may he said to have
made the country pay him we'll for HE
time He is nov probably the largest
private land owner on this continent. He
has 4, 200, 900 acres Of land in one body in
Mexico, $1,000 in Nevada and $4,000 in
California. His Mexican grant he bought
four years ago for 100000, or five cents
an acre. II is sixty miles long and covers
a beautiful country of hill aud valley, pine
timber and meadow land II comes within
twelve miles OF the city Of Durango, which
is TO be station on the Mexican Central.
Mr.. Murphy raises wheat on his Califor-
mia land, and cattle on that in Nevada.
lie got 5000 sacks last year, and ships
6,O0O head Of cattle year right along
Reno Gazette.
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The following letter. written by Genera !
Garfield to Judge Paine. Of Cleveland, in
ISL, is solemnly significant now: "Allow
me to congratulate you on your splendid
charge to the jury at the close of the
Galentine case. The whole country owes
YOU debt Of gratitude for brushing away
the wicked absurdity which has lately been
palmed of on the country as Law on the
subject Of insanity. II the thing had gone
much further all that a man would need
to secure immunity from murder would
be to tear his hair and rave little aud
then kill his man. hope you will print
your opinion in pamphlet form and send
II broadcast to all the Judges in the land"
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A NALuABLE EsDoRssaEsr. - Mr,
Thomas X Walton, Jr, business manager o;
TnS INTERIOR (sianford) JoUKsAL, ia In
the city with an eye To Fall advertise
uisnts. The JOURNAL is one Of the hest
edited and most largely circulated OF the
~sstly press Of the State, and ia Published
la = territory where Louisville merchants
must make known tbs Inducements they
can offer the trade. OF 81, siill and ses
Cineinnsli take II from them. The JouR.
NAL is the best advertising nedium in
that SECTION, and iis editor aud business
manager are reliable, sn,srprising business
men. We hope 10 sss In the neat issue Of
the paper evidences Vi Mr.. Walton's visit
to our observation-disclosures.
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Whoever steaIs a muls In K.ntucLv
and ,hs ,L.s !. -. lim a .n.. ~
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of ,.,,. IN. nnn,.Lm.,, 1. .,a., ..d
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hs . s.x no.,no..m..,. ~ ,.,.,a..,,,,
oh..a. ~ -. a., a" 1870,
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PASSENGER BIRDs.-Aecording to a
writer in Nature, the small migratory birds
that are unable to perform the tiight Of
$50 miles across the Mediterranean Sea are
carried across on the backs Of cranes. In
the autumn many hocks Of cranes may be
seen coming from the north, with the first
cold blast from that quarter, flying low, and
utlsring q peculiar cry, as IL Of alarm, as
they circle over the cultivated plains.
Little birds Of every species may be seen
flying up to them, while the twitiering
songs of those already comfortably settled
upon their backs may be distinctly heard
But for this kind provision Of nature, mum
srous varieties Of small birds would be-
come extinct in northern countries, as the
cold winters would kill them.
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To CURE A FEIos.-Dr. I. &. Brannon,
in the Therapeutic Goseft', prescribes the
following treatment for this painful
mslsdy: Take Of soft lye soap and fax
seed meal sutiicisn, quantity, stirring the
meal in slowly with spatula or case knife.
manipulating thoroughly, so as to form =
salve or poultice. Cornmeal is a good
substitute for the aaI-ssed. Envelop the
finger in this, applying snugly, and occa'
sionAlly pressing it to bring it in closer
contact. Renew the poultics every twelve
to twenty four hours. Don't try every
prescription you may hear Of. Depend on
this. 1t will. Il applied in time, abort the
disease; il adopted later, 1t will bring II
to sms II head" il too far advanced to
be scattered" when it may be picked
almost painlessly.
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REVERSING THE WHEELS Expert
ments lately made at Blackburn with a
train made up in imitation Of that Of the
express which ran into the train standing
in Blackburn Station, TO test the state
ment Of the driver that he reversed his
engine a, soon as he found the brakes did
not check his train, are Of some interest,
though they elected that the reversal Of
an engine Of = train running al high
velocity has but a very small effect in
reducing the speed. A high speed was
attained aud the engine Was reversed =
quarter Of a mile before reaching the
station, bat the train ran through the
station at about twenty miles an hour. aud
had to be stopped by the brakes. Loco
motive driving wheels, when running the
reverse way, are not effective in stopping
a train. The experiment shows how little
can be gained by reversing an engine under
such cireumstsnees.-l Scientific American.
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A LUMBER FAnIsE-Now the papers
are talking about lumber famine. Good
gracious have we got to 20 through that
horror too, Have We got 10 sit idly by
and suffer, with no siItsen-foot hoard to
ill an empty stomach, no bunch Of shingles
to cool our psrched tongue, no cedar posts
to ill a want long ielt, and no bundles Of
lsih to press to our fsverej lips? This is
too much. We could stand the famine in
box cars. but to cut OIL our supply Of
lumber, just as We have got a new bottle
Of stomach bitters for an appetizer, is
piling the agony on too thick Peck's
Sun.
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LAWYERS AND CRINISALs.-It would
be sn interesting question for debate in the
next Legislature to ascertain how far q
lawyer might 20 while defending a crimi.
nal, before becoming accessory after the
fact to the crime. The Law il particular
to point GU, that all persons. except those
Of the nearest kin. who give aid or COM
fort to certain criminals before or after a
crime, are accessories before or after the
fact, and punishable accordingly. Counsel
To criminals. or rather accused persons, 10
also guaranteed by our constitutions, Fed
eral aud State. But does counsel" mean
that, with impunity, an attorney may be-
come accessory? This question will run
into the intricacies Of what constitutes
malpractice, aud how counsel may be COM
PEELED to disulgs criminaliiy without be-
trzying interests Of his client. II 10 .
question which must settle at last upon
our yeomsnry, the noblest Of our society,
who compose the grand and petit iuriss,
to decide. IL is question wonderfully
full Of stud, and, may be, the solution
to our resretful state OF criminslity.-
Rich ond Herald.
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Cuslomsr-"I don't know how il 10, bu
my clothes never 1t me nicely. Nov, you
always make my friend. Captain stollsri's,
coats 10 sit beautifully" Tsilor-"Nes,
air. but he's got shoulde. 10 hang 'sm On :
II . gsntlsusn's made like = ehsmpagns
bottle no tailor can ht him. Exit custom
or 10 dudgsop.
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spoony dry goods clerk 10 smart miss
trying On a ha, before the mirror "Don'l
wish was a looking glass" Smart
miss; YES. perhaps you'd get mors girls
10 look at you then" Clerk eollapss' and
Is carried out.
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The mountain ross ia pretty. The gar.
den ross !. pretty. bat the pis,,iss, rose Of
all roses IL lhs beautiful ross-oolorsd
blush that .pIiag. 10 the cheek OF beau.
tsou. maid aud r.diaIss her face rom
Cannon.
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Arthur, like his three last predecessors.
10 a Genersl. Wonder what the country
will do for Presidents when the supply Of
Generals il exhausted viii il call some
Of ksntueky's Colonels to the front -
south Kentuekisn.
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A Virginia farmer, seeing New York
advertisement Of a way To Nil potato bugs
wilhout poison, sent his dollar and recsiv-
ed two small blocks, with instructions to
catch the bug and pat him on one while
the other 10 to be pressed gently on him
until he is quite dead.
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n ha, iust IeaLa Ell out tbat vbiIe o,ne,,I
o,.,, 90, ,,.,sI;,s IN Al, h..,,,....I
H.. - 40, .ho, :, A.. ~, -,
IN. 10 s,no.s hin 10 a.. L., a..
,.,is.. .,cu,sd a .,nesl I,o. -, I, no :.
i,n.l. .,J h. - a.. ul..,.i..-
,,,vsl., on, %, . HINT, wbs, N. h...,
"a. .igh,.J ,bs G,ns,,I "a. ali s,c,,s.
m.n, and c,.vIi,y n, ~ . f.vo,,hIs no.;.
,ion b,y.n 70 blaze .xay a, the animal
w,h NO ns,csn,;hls a., An, s,in.
.bou, ,rsn,v .bo,. he bs,., 10 o., mad
and falling al Nj, co,, no .sulsJ doxn
~, . regular .i,s, Fearing nj. x,.,h
~h.n h. J;.oov.,.I Al. Iii A.. .,,.J
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Many ~ho long suffered FROM nervous
debility would NON he in their graves had
they not used Browns Iron bitters.
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There is a man ia California who has a
snake in his stomach. aud is obliged To
drink large quantities Of whisky to keep
the reptile stupedsd, as il causes him
great pain when il is lively. OF course he
refuses to have the snake removed, aud his
enyious tsm peranoe neighbors are anx-
ious 10 know how lac captured IT,
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II EFT NJ - M - +: N a q a..

In Tuition, price range FROM y25 10 500 In ID
regular Departments. Primary. VS. lnterniediats
$50; Preparatory, SO, and Collegiate, So.
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For the siIth time in the history Of tbs
nation, the President Of the United States
is without a wife to adom the White
House. Jefferson Was = widower, Mrs,
Andrew Jackson died just before her hns'
band Was insuguratsi, Martin Van Buren,
Was widower. John Tyler Mas widowsr
Tor about two years during his term O.
Office, and james Buchanan was a bsehs-
Tor. Nov comes Chester A. Arthur, whoss
wiie has been dead mole than year.
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la Chicago last week the demand ior
mourning goods was 80 great tina, the sales
Of prints. erspss. cts, Was nearly 1000 goo
yards. One li,hographing house sold in
iour days 10000 portraits Of Garfield aud
had orders for As many more.
WIN Arnold married MARY !Aldsrny ia
Peoria recently. William has good
thing. The Aldsrnys stand al the head of
the lis, for perfection Of form, good milk
ers and breeders 4 State Journal.
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For full particulars. - To Board, se.. address
= Rs. 3. &. TRUEHEAnT. Principal
stamford. Lincoln To-, Ky.
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Med Rattle 'kas.

II | were . basgass-masier,
ia Tsitls the truaks about
IA stand them up 10 the corner
Aud I'd tear their bowels out.
1 woali pu I the handles out By the roots
1 would kick their corners in,
Aud strss their siufhng all round the car
Aud make them lank aud thin.
For could not Afford 10 wear Hid gloves,
Nor put soft pads on my iesi,
Nor To handle thiags gently when all my pay
Just kept ms 10 bread aud meat.
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FARM FOR SALE!

snsr tor sale, privately, my little Farm VI ~
Acres, lying on the Dsnyille pike, ~ miles
from STANFORD aud adjoining the ARMS VI Elder
Joe. Bsiou aud John Bright. win make the
AsHER OwsLEY.
4ss-&t stanford, Ky
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1881-10-06
Warrington Items.

WASHINGTON, ID. c., October 6.-Cap-
tain Howgate was brought before Commits
sioner Bundy to-day charged with the en-
bczzlement OF $4,000 from the United
states. lie was attended by counsel. Bail
was fixed at 10000; failing to procure
which he was sent 10 Jail. Later in the
day his counsel procured writ Of hdJcos
corpus, returnable before Judge Cox, OF
the Criminal Court, Friday.
Messrs. Winstead and Tuck, Of GreenyiIle.
,. e, recently indicted for defrauding the
revenue, appealed TO Commissioner Raum
through an attorney few days since for
compromise. The Commissioner informed
The attorney that II his clients would pay
the United States Government 6, 900 and
costs and plead guilty, he Qhe Commits
siOncr) would recommend a suspension Of
their sentences. This proposition was I'M
satisfactory, and consequently declined.
Since then the persons indicted have for
ieited their bail and escaped to parts un-
known. Commissioner Raum to-day Of
fered rewards OF two hundred and fifty
dollars each for their arrest.
w. ii. Winsiead is the Sheriff Of Person
county. n. c., and his companion, n. n.
Tuck, is Teputed 10 be worth So, ZOO.
Orders for the shipment Of stamps from
The Internal Revenue Bureau yesterday
were the largest ever known in any one
day. One hundred and twenty-five mail
pouches were sent of containing over
$4,000, 900 OF intcTnal-rcyenue stamps OF 8
face value OF $685., 900. These were sent
10 4S0 persons in al parts Of the country.
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rharranrh Visitors.

NEW York, October 5.-The steamship
Canada, having on board the delegation OF
the French Government and other visitors
10 the Yorktown celebration, arrived of the
BATTERY this morning about 1913. They
were met by the reception committee and
escorted up Broadway, preceded by the
Seventh regiment. When the Canada ar
rived in the lower bay she was met by the
French and American men-of-war which
were waiting, and salutes were exchanged
and the guests were escorted by the
combined squadrons up the harbor to the
city. c-..o,,,,,.
Iichtenstcin. General BOulanger Colonel
Robssant. Colonel Blondel, Commmdant
Bureaux de Pusy, Captain Mason, Lieu
tenant Fourset de Lahnne, Captain DE
Vaissian Schilling, Lieutenant Compile de
erase. NJ. de Corcclle and BOulard Fol
ueyillc. secretaries, and also Felix Rega-
mev. Marquis and Marquise de Roochan-
beau. Nine. Loisseau, Nine. Mason,
Connie de Beaumont, CASTOR de Lahtnte,
Nordujs Lom de Lestrade, Niscount dc
Neville, Viscount de llaysonyllle, Compile
dc Oleorme, and Niscounts Henri ana
Christian de AbOyille.
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CONSTABLE KuIED--N0RTHEAsT GALR--vEpY
HIGH T1DE@-DEA1H OF Mr.. W, y. WON.
TAGCE.
Especial telegram to the Dispatch.l
NORFOLK, Va, October 5.--Frank Uollo-
man, constable of Norfolk county, was
shot and fatally wounded to-day by negro
he was trying 10 arrest az Getty's station
Tor cattle-stealing. The balls entered the
stomach, mouth, and neck. The negro
escaped in the direction Of Suffolk.
\ severe northeast gale prevailed here
nearly all day, and number of disasters
are reported on the hay. Hampton Roads
is fun of shipping seeking harbor.
The tide to-day rose TO an immense
height, and the lower streets were flooded.
Fires and overcoats are indispensable to-
night.
W. d. Montague, a prominent citizen.
died to-day.
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An Oil Train Hnrnel.

Po1 JEEyIs, =. y, October 5.-An OIL
YAM Of fifty ears on the Erie railroad took
Is to-day 20 the Dclaware-riyer bridge
-1l Port Jcryis. Thiry-fye cars were cut
2@ and saved. The remaining fifteen
.lned SO that Il was impossible TO ap-
Eaaea them. The tanks exploded from
--e % time and portions OF the boiler
t'n Of which they are constructed were
IYsn across the Delaware river. The
%,,iose over the Delaware river viii prob
10y be saved, but the track for several
SS-laffd yards will be destroyed. The
---;T Of approach is 20 great that nothing
~ De done but 90 LEI the fire exhaust IT.
y. which will be late tonight. The
ssfaph wires beside the road were
-aed down. Traffic on the road will DC
~@'iupied until tomorrow.