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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

PROPoRTJOS OF CREAM N MILK
The hrst fifth portion Of milk from the
COW contains about one twentieth part
Of cream the second fifth ,One-tweliuh /;
the last NTH, Ono-sixtn. How impOr-
Iaut then To be careful 10 get the last
and richest drop, even if it were not
true That COWS are quickly dried up by
sloyenly practice Of leaving a small
portion III the udGcr. Cows Will con-
unue 10 give a How Of milk at much
longer period when milked dry. Farm
eTs IL viii be seen receive a double
benefit by such course. First, there
Is more cream in the milk, and second
the How will continue longer; TWO re-
qulsIIes in all dairy countries.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19
Dofs u PArro WhTLn TuRKEY-.

DOIs - PAY 10 WnTLH TUEKEYs.-
lie general practice "a The pVulify
d.silcts ~, 10 latieH The cary brood Of
turkey Tor Thanksgiving and the iaIer
once iOr Christmas, aHd ~ seud each
lot 10 market Ia a lump. The adyaL-
tagc o. his are ,tHat The ~ aTn.er Wc4lhef
oi autumn l. favorable Tor fatlo ming,
AID Iess iOou D. consumed. The money
alec comes ~ pile, aud much labor h
aaNcd. But occasionally We nud a
iaTmer VINO feeds h4s turkeys straight
oh through tie winter, selling la small
lots When lac cau get his price. Mnen
We ask nm Tor hIs Reasons, he tells us
that there ls always d difference Ia sell
Ing lam produce al The bUyer's price.
Inc turkey crop Is mainly disposed Oi
al ChIIstHas-aud he can always get i
better price ii he waIs until FeDru-
AIRY ana March. Tae turkeys are ali
tne WhIIe growing, and are wanted in
me village markets al reasonable paw
Ing prices. there is also good Ce-
man Il IOr them as breeders IN March
aud April. IL pays hun to winter his
dock.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

". LUl'maH, a French savant, has
discovered that an oil can be distilled
from Am rican Grapevines, which re-
fuses TO CONCEAL at a temperature above
eight degrees FahrenheIf, while other
OILS are solid at tweuty-seyen degrees.
lie recommends the oil as especially
valuable fCs matchmaking and other
similar purposes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

IH ETg-l, large quantities Of the best
quality II pottery are being manufact-
ured, from the ashes Of the hard, silici-
Gus bark Of the caraike tree, which l.
powdered and mixed with the puTest
Of clay obtained from the beds OF the
rivers. Ine ware is said 10 be extreme
ly hard and smooth. and ia every re-
spect superior 10 that made by any
other prOcess.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

An electric railway IS being construct
ed 10y Sicmeus and Hricke. OF Berlin.
between Liehterfelde and Telton with a
branch line 10 Crosse kadettenhaus.
\ company Il also being organized IT,
Paris, France, for the purpose OF estab-
fishing lines of electric street railway
in place Of the present system Of horse
railways.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

OHg ufO bas been experimenting pre-
Iirs the day not far distant when see,
iuz by electricity DO looked upon wiill
30 more wonder Or hmaZemcLE than
'br present mode Of talking aud send
Dh the human voice hundreds Of miles,
anG hat instlutaneOusly, by means Of
tbe telephone. ln fact, the former bas
actually been accomplished, and the
Inventor asserts that the electric cur
rent takes up and transmits the features
u a person, a landscape or writing, a.
it does IuodulatiOHs OF sound, and j.
confident that when his invention shall
have been perfected, il viii be an easy
matter 10 take the photograph Of a
person or landscape, though they are
hundreds Of miles distant. We shall
await anXiOusly Tor further develop
mCu-s Of this Invention.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19
womsn's Wisdom.

"She insists that II Is Of more lmpor-
tance, that her family shall be kept In
full health, than that she should have
all the fashionable dresses AMI style
OF the times. She therefore gees To It,,
that each meuibef Of her family Is sup
piled with enough Hop Bltters. at tile
first appearance of any symptoms OF
ill health, to prevent fit of sickness
with It's attendant expense, care and
anxiety. All woman shOul1 exercise
their wisdom in this way."-NeD
HfytH Pdii0dfnm.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

4 memoir by Dr. Carl HOberland on
in anticide among ancient and modern
nations has been published. He traces
the origin Of infanticide 10 the dini-
Guilty OF subsistence, and finds that the
sacrifice Is In the outset urg, d by the
male parent and opposed or reluctant
ly submitted 20 by the mother.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

BLACK BEAN SoUP.-One quart Of
black beans, soaked over night, boiled
until soft, and mashed through a col
ander; have ready rwo quarts OF stock
made from beef bones, add the bean,
and boil about half an hour; put IN
your tureen TWO hard-boiled eggs cut
fine, slices of lemon, half teaspoon
ful brown sugar, a pinch of cloves Gin
namon, black pepper and salt, hall a
dozen fOrce-meat balls size OF hicko-
ry-nut, and glass OF cherry; tea
spoonful Of corn starch adds richness.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

MUTTON SAUsAGE.-Take cold roast
NUT on in large slices. Make adress-
ing OF bread crumbs, thyme, summer
sayorY, salt and pepper. MOisten them
with an egg, and pat little on each
slice of mutton Roll it up tightly As
possible and tie. Fry them in not
melted butter until brown and crisp.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

Il WOULD rather vote for long
cared COLkcy than for yOu," said an
independent voter ~ a Galveston can
uidate.-"O, come now! you ought
not allow yourself 10 be influenced by
family ties, }" responded the candidate.
The voter has been puzzling his head
ever since 10 tiLd cut why the crowd
laughed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

EVERYBODY is pleased with the i'm
proved CarbOline, deOdorized extract
OF petroleum. Ii is as clear and Iimpid
as spring water, aud was originally in
tended by nature as a panacea for all
diseases Of the scalp and skin, and as a
natural hair renewer
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

There j. perhaps uO tonic offered 10
the people that pO.scsses o. much real
Intrinsic value as the Hop B.ttgrs. Just
% this sca-OD Of the gear, when tIr
stomach needs 90 lppctzr, Or the
biDOI needs purifying, tlc cheapest afd
beet remedy i3 HOP Bitiers. ~ OiHI'c
Of prevention j. worth pound Of culr5
don't walt uutI yOu are pfyttratri b.
q dlsgase that bay takc r.9ptbs for sou
10 recover in Sysf,a G'YLs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

Corn MUFFINs.-lis ID corn meal, 2,
Id Hour, oz sugar, teaspoon salt, /
OF lard, eggs, l pint milk, , table
spooniuls OF baking powder. Mix into
batter and twO-thIrds fill cold muf.
fin pans, carefully creased.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

1HE most assidaous parental atten-
ton VII frequently fail TO prevent
Coughs, Colds, Group, etc. DR.. BuII's
Cough Syrup is most valuable reme-
dy to have convenient when needed.
Price IS cents.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

WLshdly Is a holiday, thanks to Dob
bins l. ecJric Soap, (made by Cragiu
& Co., Phila.,) which is rapidly coming
into general use. It acIs like magic,
and beaches clothing without injur-
ing the fabric. Try 1t.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19
THE GREAT REPUTATION
ynicn ycgetins has attained In all parts OF u
county as
GREAT AND GOOD MEDICINE,


md the large number OF testimonials Wbloh are
.nstantiy beinQ received from per ons VINO
tavs been cured by It's use are cOhciusre pioO'
ftfs gfetf value 10 l. recommended nf phI-
.irt4n. and apJtheCane5. As blOOd fuIlue'
tud IlraIfh-ites greT u has no "a al. -
VeEetine Il not prepared ior a ithoy i., nnhs,
nad5 from poor liquors, Whlch uegilita - ~ " ~,
ystem and tends " des roy hsailh ih''7'' W
Arent the many testimonials given ior The
uffer M r1fnpitints satisfactory ~ hhy fch7Oh-
iIa yer ous Suffering rom disease littt theJ
IAN h. cured Real he different te5tlmohiai1
dVs4, a ID no one can doubt In mahy .l .1,5 lhess
3,sas tna pefsgns say IA d the paih ahd suHef-
M atHn0 he exufesssd, as m cases ui f1iulh
here apptrentiy, the whole body Wts one
- ! ~ t5rrupfiin. N Veg tine Will relieve
t.Iu al Hu4e u ffify aud cue 80 ~ eases re-
.i0fips the aflnut o. pert a. health mtei w
NJ diiefent physiciafis, many - edlf q siHtt
Ing .Df year5, s u h1t con lu5its WI u I,u
ffe Il suneref. FGu can be cured 2 Hhf - thi1
ned cline pefibfHinr sich Rf A. cHftsf u
gt,' ~ lH ne biffd ~ the eife1iftlng nud "
titft b. ffniy called the gfeat HtDd funltf
fHr effaf s8ufee ~ n 81 fsf originates NJ we
f1rrE aHI 30 m-dIeine tHit dIe5 10. aei ~
fettg ~ n it t0 p1ii'Y thd h1yhes is ah5
jls titfh nrOh ln1 u atehi"h Wh.u !h
ttfd BtHmei hriess ahi sttsraht either
= ,tl pittHsa d W4ftiitf bf climate, want ~ fs-
4fti i4t irregular Ii Z NJ from ahg htt-f fNn p
fbr FtsI th- Hiil renew the BldfH. raffg bH me
apt u hnH1fs tlfah-s The stHnfoh fesHift
q lbFtlsi ag1 imfati 4 i5ge y ',fw !3 ittht
: VI sii rs ih t1s ihtHitsi ftbiess sHl Z ift ~
fHt 4 3 5Hbd ed W ne Vlsttsit+ y ief y
ffE mum fffF h4fH shtffs- Hi IN ne ne
il-Gt-l, tf4f ihirtft mtiieihtss y Esiihe
Composed a ~ tifk afi h.fg
iAiaHi n BBH N ~ Ff ~ noe hesittts :
". IN gyit' j 10 lErET fE4fEf ~.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

PICKLE FOR CURE;G MEAr.-TO five
gallons OF water allow eight pounds Of
salt, three pounds OF sugar, three
ounces Of saltpeter and two ounces OF
potash. Boil all together until the
impurities from the sBgar and salt rise
10 the Op,skim, pour INTO a tub TO cool
and when cold pour over the meal.
The meat should be killed at least
twenty-fOur hours before packing and
very good way Is TO sprinkle with a
little powdered saltpeter as soon a the
meat is cut Up-thiS removes surface
blood.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

"WELL, no." happy Mr.. Paterfam
said, replying 10 the congratulations
OF his fellow men over the first event.
Nv ell, no; he couldn't exactly say AS
they were just exactly what you might
call twins; yes, there were two OF
'em, but one Was a girl and the other
was boy" On motion, hOweyer,an
by unanimous consent, they were
spread upon the record as twins.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

CATsRILL MOUNTAIN PUDDNG.-I
pint sweet milk, l quart of Hour,
tablespoonful butter, l tablespoonful
of sugar, teaspOonful of salt. , eggs.
teaspoOnIuls OF baking powder, I tea
cup Oi currants or raisins. Beat but
ter ana sugar together, add eggs then
stir milk aud -four alternately until all
is in, having previously mixed the
powder into the -four. Add filit the
tile last thing. Steam = hears. Eat
with q Rich egg sauce.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19
A Protective Duty.

The person subject TO arrangement OF the
kldue Or liver a. a protective autv 70 pe--
form IN purchasing a package Of Klinev-
wort IL Imparts new vitality TO the sick
boly AMI cures by eliminating obstructive
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

CgRs ASB CgRs RRFAB, IL fbf 10.
babiiaHis ~ AGfH America were each
~ save Three cents Ias ~ ihfif house
kffBiHR ihe fgial saving would amount
~ i4s asi sam ~ over I y millions ~
dollars w fAE year TINS fHpFWgHs
sum may be- saved bF very moderate
fl0geWV Ia Household Affairs, ~ fhe
single item ~ igqd lt may W. save =
over and over again iH RGpkiHR ~ iH
using cheaper ipgi, IHe Cheapest
f00d IN The world l. Indian cgTH aui
fbis valuable grain Is tvl WHcH neg
lecIej iu tie LOusebplg, because ieE
hOusebfepeTs know how ~ prepare 10
acceptlbly, But u may be used whole,
partly brOseR, ~ grgHNd, ~ q gTral
variety Ol shapes ana manners, aipi u
one were ~ be- reduced ~ single az
dele Of iO0d BY any chance, the ~ lst
useful one would doubtless De Indian
corn. providing eggs and milk and
sugar and little spice could be thrown
iB lOr trimmings. A a matter VI cOsf
u might be mentioned tbli the u-ual
difference in cost is greatly iH lay0r ~
corn as compared with other kiHd5 Of
food. Wheat IL usually ~ times o.
dear as corn; pDfntOes four Times a.
dear, cOnsideriag thar three iDIrths NJ
them are water; and corn De- "a bciicr
food Tor the winter than either
wheat o. pOtatoe. b,cusc b. b. much
richer in oil orfit. Why then don't
people eat more corn simply De
cause Of ignorance Of ~ value or ~
the beet methods Of cooking b.,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

APPLE JELLY. - slice the apples,
skins, cores and all; put them IN q
stone jar with q small quantity of wa
ter TO keep them from sticking; then
place the jar in wafer and let them re-
main boiling until perfectly soft; then
strain and TO one pint OF the liquor add
three-qsarters of pound OF Loaf sugar /;
boil and clear with the whites OF two
or three eggs beaten TO a irOth. When
it jcllies pour Into the glasses 70 cool
ami seal them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

"BUB, did you ever think" said a
grocer recently, as he measured out a
half-peck Of potatoes, THAT these pO-
ta,oes contain sugar, water and starch -
NOa, / CidE'I," replied the boy, but
| heard mother say you put peas and
beans in youI coffee, and about a pint
oi water IN every quart OF milk sold.
The subject OF natural philosophy
" Is dropped right there.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

THE latest piece Ofrustic laziness en-
countered is that OF the man who, be-
ing asked what allied his eve, answer
ed. - NOthin'; / shut 1t coz / can see
well enough with one. Sometimes |
shut one, sometimes t'Other."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

RUE TOE llOr YEAsT.-rarc and
boil one d'zsn Jpeaiy potatoes; boil
thirty minutes. When boiling. put iu
another kettle OBc labgml II lOssr
hops Or iwO taJlcspoDpfuls Of pTc,sld
b0pf aud three quarts II rO'd Wa'crs
cover and let boil. Wheu the pOfaf1es
are cOOk;g, drain % aii fhc wafcr au1
wasb very HDe, aad strain fbc bop W 10
Ter boiling into fhe % I-iird pD.4fDes.
Stir well ard add OHe-bali cup pOf sugar
Ous-quarter cup Of sait. aud oD@ pint
Of fgIF; when The sait, sugar aud
-four are mixed, sir well and sfFalu
through a cOlanacr. LeL IL stand until
blCcI j warn, iAeH slii IN one cup Or
cake Of yeast. st 10 rise Ia a temper
Aturs Ol syeBiy-lye degrees NheL
riseH sufficiently, there Will De a white
coating on the surface. Keep in o
stone Jar or pot with a tight cOyeT
which shOuld BE- firmly fastened The
yeast pot should be washed thorough
ly and scalded, lest the yeast sour.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

! rTdsT in Manure says, u do moi
know whether the Idea had preyiOusly
occurred 10 any one that The modern
Swl-s chalet IL a desce Hdant Of the Old
lake dwelling, but ! was strongly I'M
pressed with that conviction this an
iumn. Not only DO they actually build
fbc fmailcr cbalets, used a. store
houses, entirely On shOr. piles, but
very many Of the dwelling houses are
atIli one half on piles, TIE steps lead
ing up 40 The gallery passing through
hole in the middle, 20 that the mol
crn exterior gallery would represent
fDe original platform. IN The lake
dwelling the probability j. 4 would
suggesij tbat fhcTs vas trap dOOF in
fbe centre Ol the platform. inside tie
inhabited Iart. with a movable ladder
sD that the laIdef cOul Dc drawn and
,bo irIpsdDDr closed u required. ~
tbc pfescBt 1ag the ladder i represent.
81 DJ Gzcl wOOIcn or stone scys lcad-
igg ~ into the gallery. The house
beng nov on land, the lover part D.
ball Of entirely clOscG ip aud ~ iOrins
80 extra chamber, though the family
900 dSeli atOge the platform G. g.,
the gallery ~ ia the days VI yOre."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19
DOMESTIC.

A BIZ OF alum kept near wash basin
or towel rack and frequently rubbed
over the face while yet damp, Will do
much toward removing tan and pre-
venting unsightlY plmples. have
never found anything better for can
kerOus sores on the lips and tongue.
II mixed with vinegar and water, salt
and pepper, it viii cure ordinary sore
throat grated and stirred in mOlasses
It is splendid for Group. have known
cases Of tOOthache, when all the com
mon pungent remedies failed TO be In
stantly qHeted by inserting IN the
cavity OF the tooth bit Of moist cotton
sprlnkled with equal quantities. Of
plilyerized alum aud salt. ~ ally good
bread can be made from grown wheat
II one tablespoonful of alum aud two
tablespO6hfuls Of butter are added to
eaeii ordinary sized baking, and u is
excellent In cheap inOlasses cookies to
give the desired efisphess when little
butter Is used. A really good cement
can be made by melting bit 0f alum
aud using Immediately; bat one must
he 1nl6k or The value viii be lost a
gentleman has ihst told me how he So
th6fsdshlF deadehed the nerve ~ u
deeaFihg tooth HAT II has not aele1
fef years by frequently using alum
ihaf has been dfgpbed 0h h1t sHf=
face aHa left HHtil 10 si6bbed "b8ii=
ihs," A bees The size Ola kernel ~
corn Was not all used iGf 6He l60its a
is good fGf hardening eHeHmBefs after
beihE taken ffGH SAT- bfiHEl
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

A YOUNG lady will smile sweetIy
While The hairuresser is banging her
over The head, when a similar tIeat-
ment would make young man fero-
elOus.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

CEASBEEEY PIE. There are yarIOu-
ways 10 make a cranberry pie; some
max il open like Il custaTd or pumpkin
pie. This j. good, but not 20 good As
10 cover like an apple pie. DO not
stew the berries, ~ some DO before
baking. but slireach berry with 4 kuiie.
This will preserve the freshness Of the
fruit, which Is quite an important
thing. 4 cupful o: berries and an
equal quantity of white sugar Will
make = medium-sized pie. Those who
like sweet pie should have more
sugar, also more berries if desired.
Bake as usual. 4 little -four siited
over the fruit gives it thicker con-
sistence. One thing should not be
forgotten, add small teacupful OF
water.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

The Brooklyn approach to the big
bridge is finished, and folks who are
tired and asham Cd of living in Brook
lyn can begin jumping of.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

iiOss - NIATEK,-ihere ls ng do
mtsllc animal lLat su!lers ~ much
lT0m, ApDsure ~ lOld aud wei Us The
hog. lir is y native ~ . mia cllmate,
aud should ~ treated as bis nature de-
manGs u We would lurH ils peculiaTi-
lies ~ cur advantage. Aud during
winleT be- should ~ provided win
warm, Dry quAIiels, plenty ~ YARN,
clean beading, aHd an abundant sup
ply u uuiIiuOus, iat -prOduciLg Z
lOOd. FOT this purpose there is moth
lnH equal iO com, OWlug 10 HE large
amount Of carbon iu ~ composition,
which the hog apprOpriates Ia produce
Ing lat and heal 10 warm bis IS slem-
lbr same ~ our Stoves consume carbon
~ the form Ol wood ana cOai 10 warm
our rooms. Jhe cO.der aud the more
exposed these rooms are The more iuel
wc are obliged 10 consume tO make
lhCm comfortable. Jg-t 20 with The
HOg-ihC lees care D. expended IN max
lHg Dr. quarters comfortable, the more
corn be must COHsun e. 10 hccp up the
animal heat, aud, u not supplied win
tho hCuessAry amount Oi iOUd, hIs sys-
lem has 10 iaE buck Oh cafDOD DC IIas
Stored iu Tie form 81 lat, AHd hc must
IOsc 90 weight, 40 lis CHTc-
less Or lhUugLtiCss OWncIs c1IcHcc.
Hog should also have good supply
Ui water, as itis ImpUssibIo ior them ~
dsg gcst ihsif lOya wI.hyut Wafcr 10 als-
sOlyg % aLl convey % INTO TIE J. OOd.
IbCy should be- kcpt constantly suB=
gIIcd Win saIt, coal aHI ashes saltIs
is valuable sumuIHtOr Df fbC appetite
.Hd glgcst.yc organs. During warm
sHyB iH tLC WIHitf the ietd should be-
f,Eg.Hted according tO tbe t,mpcfa.
.uicJust as "c wUtid .ogulatc tLc IuUi
4gcylYiHg 80 tLs gtmuhss Of tbC wealth
=s. NhgH the weather spd4gbly be-
.OHcs warm, animals loose tArif Ap-
pgltgs, AHG alg liable ~ become
'stallsa." 5yi.c cooling, sucCuIeut
.gDd, as slop orSts,i@bies u some Aiad
.Eog4l Dc suibAlplr4 Tor tie more
gsaApE lOVl ~ gram.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

4 Missouri woman died Of heart
disease from the shock Of being told by
her husband that somebody had stolen
$500 which they had been saving by
years Of work and economy. A few
days alter the funeral a HeighbOr told
his vile thar he had lost 500, the say-
ings Il years. But she dIdn't die OF
heart disease from the shock. She
WASN'T one OF that kind. She Just gave
her husband a Withering look and
said: "Well, il you amt The careless
est old fool that ever lived" - His lit
tie game didn't work.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

JOINS thinks a man is fortunate who
has his contested alter death only. He
says his Will has been contested eyer
since he married Mrs. Jones.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

SOME women are like shotguns.
They would attract no atten ton if il
were not for their bangs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

NO plumber can tell what ails the
kitchen drain until he has been upon
the root.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

An argument once arose in which
Sidney Smith observed how many OF
the most eminent men of the world had
been dimInutiye in person, end after
naming several among the ancients, he
added: why, lOoA there at Jeffrey;
and there Is my little who
ha 5 not body enough to cover his mind
decently with his intellect is impro-
perly exposed"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

son Gear." exclaimed a young lady
entering public hall, the other even
ing" ''what a DIR eadful Odor of car
buretted hydrogen :" "Mum?'' said
the JanitOr, with puzzled counter
ance. The smell OF the carburetted
hydrogen" she explained. That's
no kind % gin, num-" replied the
janitOr THAT'S garss; the pipes is
leaky, num-"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1881-01-19

MEN are geese, women are ducks, ,anC
birds OF a leather flock together.