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AmuselnentS. &C.

BILLIE TAYLOR, SATURDAY, AT FoRD's.-This
charming opera will be given with brillian
effect at Fords Opera House tomorrow, at the
matinee, and tomorrow Saturday night. The
character of Phoebe, by Miss Annie Snaffer
one OF Maretzek's priIna donnas, and Arabella,
by Miss Eva Mills. The company is the same
as have been singing Billee Taylor elsewhere.
Cheap prices will be the order at the matinee.
Dress circle 25 cents.
NATIONAL THEATER.-Corinne the infant
prodigy, and her company of thirty, who are
giving an enjoyable burlesque cinderella"
here, viii be withdrawn after this week. as
"Billee Taylor Is announced for next Monday.
THE NINTH ANNUAL ENTERTAINMENT of the
Jefferson Literary and Debating Society at JET
feTson school building, South Washington, VIII
be delightful one, judging from their past
efforts.
LINCOLN HALL.-The little folks OF Washing
ton who are singing 1.-The Pirates" here are win.
ming much commeDdation for the very credit
able manner IN which they have given that
amusing opera the past few nights. They give
their last evening performance tonight and ap-
pear for the last time at the matinee TO- morrow
SALynU.-The sale OF seats for the two % r
formances by this illustriouS actor at Ford's
opera House next week will commence to-mor-
row. He Will appear In "Othello," his greatest
role, and In 1.-THE Gladiator" and Is supported
by an English spea king company. See adyt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22
Brain and Nerve,

Wells Health Remover, greatest remedy on
earth for impotence, leanness, sexual debility
&c. 81, at Druggists, $50 Pa ave. t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22

MARRIED WOMEN As DEBToRs.-Yesterday In
the Circuit Court, Judge Macarthur, In the
ant was married woman. The court held
that when woman buys goods, and states at
the time that she buys on her own and not ON
her husbands account, and has an estate sep
arate rom her husband, the creditor has a
right TO recover from her at law.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22
South Washington Complains.

Editor Star:-On looking at schedule OF streets
10 De repaired and paved, submitted to the Com
mis- oners by Lieut. Greene, notice that out
OF about 30 streets mentioned, South Washing.
ton mas but two, (2), and they are to be only
parity paved and with granite block, and one of
!hem is an avenue, at that. However, we thank
IN, u lieutenant ior even so much, but we leave
II no any unbiased party, II 1t is not an outrage
way they have been treated as regards al i'm
provements. Out Of all the improvements. the
north and western sections have Invariably got
ten eighttenthS OF them. We would I'm.
form the lieutenant that we are not after as.
phalt pavement particularly. All we want ia a
good granite pavement, something that will
stand the wear and tear and cover the mud and
dust that we have now. For Heavens sake, give
US snow. A WRONGED ONE
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22

"Alderney Dairy Wa9ons.U
Fresh Attorney butter churned every morn
ing, and delivered In hlbs. "Ward" prints, 45c
per 10. Also, cottage cheese, buttermilk and
sweet milk &c. per Of, Cream, 1Oc. pint.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22

The WASHINGTON AND POINT LOOKOUT RAIL
soAD.-Dlstrfct Attorney Corkhin has received
con mun1cation calling attention to the WASH
mgton City and Point Lookout Railroad Com
pany having ponds on the market for sale on
tne assumption that the road Will be built,
ana Gaming attention also to the fact that the
acts or Congress authorizing the location of the
railroad Ia the District, limited the privilege OF
building the road TO three and to four years,
both OF which limitations have expired. and
that therefore any assumption that said road
is 70 be built IN the District Is unauthOrIZed.
The District Attorney Is asked TO INQUIRE into
the matter, and he has directed an invest1ga-
ton.
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The Courts.

COURT IN GENERAL TERM.
Yesterday, Smith agt. Wright; submitted
Strong aet. District q Columbia; continued.
Rich agt. Chandler; On argument.
T9aay Smith ag Wright opinen BY Judge
agt. Chandler; on hearing.
CIRCUIT CoURT-J,tdge Macarthur.
Yesterday, Hewitt agt. Dainese; verdict for
DEFENDANT. Smith agt Beans; non-suit by
To-day, Cady agt. DriscoI, special Verdict
annulling VIII. Potomac Terra Gotta Co. agt.
Shepherd: referred. Ross agt. Inland and Sea
board Co; settled. Drexell agt. Ryan; death OF
defendant suggested. Hammond agt Miller: on
hearing.
EQUITY CoURT-Jadge Wyl5e.
,ss Io.asy, HIS sgt: Clark; restraining order
b1gglns agt. Dye; injunction continued, &c.
CRIMINAL COURT-Jttdge Cor.
Yesterday, John Fl. Mock was excused from
further service on the jury. The petit jury was
discharged until Monday next. Percy Brown.
sending threatening letters: pleaded guilty and
was sentenced TO Imprisonment IN j all for one
year. William Harris, assault on Susan Harris;
admitted to bail.
POLICE CoCRT-Jud0e Shell.
Yesterday, after our report closed, Annie
Cronin, alias Julia DIggins, larceny OF some
wearing apparel from Alfred Thorn; judgment
guilty; sentence suspended. Henry Washing
To-day, Benjamin Cornell. profanity; S. or
days Mary Newman, do: do. Andrew Glib
son, DO; do. Fannie Belmont. charged with
ScluS NnSlGLt aUO UayS. S1mu6l
Benslnger, teing horse to tree; S.. Latham
Butler, sud Donaldson and Joseph Klug, de-
stroying private property; $40 Or 80 days each
Philip Rider, assault on John Eckert; SEQ. Ap-
peal noted. Matilda Golden, small colored
girl, was charged with stealing sl3O from F.
Anderson. The case was continued. Emily
Thompson, a colored girl, was charged with
Robert Webster, who stated that he met this
girl on 18th street, below the avenue. yester-
day, and went with her to a house, where she
nod IN n
days in jail. Charlotte Hops, assault on VIM.
Davis; s..
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22

A CONTESTED WLL-To- day. In the Circuit
Court, Judge Macarthur, the case of Cady agt.
Driscoll was tried and decided for the plaintiff
This case was to determine the validity of the
Will OF the late Mary Cady. and the Jury de-
cided. first, that the paper purporting to be
the last will was such Will; second, that 1t was
Mrs. Cady; third, that she was not at the time
OF execution capable OF making valid deed or
contract; fourth, that she was then under the
Influence of Ellen Driscoll: and fifth, that its
execution was procured by fraud or misrepre-
sensations and persuasions OF Ellen DriscolI-
thus nullifytng the will.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22

FOURTH OF MARCH FIGHT-Philip Rider
was charged In the Police Court, to day with
assaultipg John Eckert, who testified that
about O'Clock, on the night OF the Attn of last
March, as he was passing Mr.. Riders saloon, on
street, near 10th street northwest, he saw
man, named Slater, ringing the bell and rap
ping on the door OF Mr.. Riders saloon to get In
The door was finally opened, and Rider came
out and Knocked Slater down and shut the door,
ana Slater knocked on the door again, and Rider
came out with wooden bar. about four feet
long, In his hand and Slater jumped aside az d
Rider struck at witness head with the bar, and
wlIness put up his arm to save his head. and
me me eiuo struck him on the arm and knocked
t na Gown and broke his left arm. DIR. Walter
testied TO being called on to attend the Injuries
" VI mi, MI. Eekert, which consisted OF a fracture
Sa. sae forearm. Mr. Rider was sworn and tes-
h hnt 81 sna. lhese men annoyed him very much
~ ,,n[o"ing the beer kegs at the door. ana that
stared for n S,m DaT n and vent out and the men
OF 500 was imposed. and an appeal notsa n ''N'
ROLLER SKATss fl.1s Per pair. Boston Variety
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22

A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL between ana years
Old came up On the southern train to day, hav-
ing been placed on the train at Salem, n. c.,
yesterday. bound for Baltimore. simple
forward and deliver this child to Mrs. Nixon,
Fayette street, Baltimore" was on her neck.
She was taken on the 4:20 train this afternoon.
WASHINGTON FISH MARKET.-Sold by r. A.
Golden, agent. since our last report:-15o,oOO
behring's, from IS to 81 per thousand; 5000
OF rock and perch, from to 40 cents per
bunch,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22

WASHINGTON CATTLE MARKET.-Att the Queens
town Drove Yards, Wednesday, ION the Metro
politan Branch. u. & o. X, R.. three miles from
the c1ty-Lewis ID. Means. proprietary, ESQ head
Of cattle were offered, OF which all were sold to
butchers, at 4a619 per 10. 337 sheep and
lambs up: all were sold, as follows: Sheep
cows and calves brought $50. The state OF the
MAJ et was brisk.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22

N FRAZIKR'S ROOT BITTKRs.
II you are weak, or languid. use Eradef'1 BIZ.
teri your neah Il aabby and your complexion
sAllov, use Frazief's Bitters: II you live In . ma
with the care OF children. use Efaner's Ritters Is
you have got the blues. use Ffaders1 Btttere. II
laws Of health. use YrAzier'e Root Htters. II you
need toning up. take FraAer's Ro0t Bitters. II
fraxier's Bitters: Il you feel old before your
time use Frsxier's Bitters. II life has become .
Frazier's Btters. II your hands tremblo and your
eyes have grown dim. frazier's Root ltitte1 Win
everywhere ct the low prioao1 per bottle. FRANK
8. H1GRY Z Co, Sole Propnetors. Cleyelanas q:
Penusylvanja ave. jan6-ec4p
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22

CALL TOMORROW at r. Goldschmid's Nam
moth Department Store, No. 6l2 7th St, be-
tween q and l northwest, where you can buJ
provements for sI:25 a pair; quart coffee
boilers, only 10c.; quart tin buckets, only &C.:
large dust pans, only Sc; easels in 6 different
colors, only 10c.: 2 quart tin saucepans with
cover, only l0c.; glass ice cream Saucers, Japa-
nese pattern, only Csc. per dozen; garden tools,
only sc. piece. Also great bargains in the
latest designs OF baby carriages. +
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22
sp2e GUINNIP, nav a. ,,.

Af~V oSlNNIfs D&s - tss,
THE CHEAPEST Silks
AMERICA
xF Black and White Striped SILKS LARoE AssoRr-
BRoSADE SILKS in all colors (pure SIM. al
Dpdh i SATIN DE LYON, 81. as 81 so
SOLOkkD SA TINS, 75c
o-EASELLkNT QUALITY BLACK SILK 75c
&C. 81, u 70, 81. 80. 81 rs and 80. ''
ny SSVIhpohED SILKS, NAVY BLUE. GARNET ane
BEAUTIFUL PLAID and STRIPED uREss
UO0pS Tor trimmings, Qsrse assortment
o-NUN'S YELLING, the new style dress goods
'MERCEDEs,n
the new style PARASOLS lined with Or,.ln S,a-
net, Blue. White and Blact ailf
,BLhOk CAsHMERfS, double width, pure wool.
good" quality, 37tc.
G0LoRED CAsHMERRs. one yard srd squ.ster
C0LoRED and BLACK oAsHMsREs, pure
wool, Csc. 'e
BLACK SILK WARP HENRIETTA. vide Double
BLACK TAMISE.
BLACK GRAPE CLOTH.
GRAPE and GRAPE Wells.
BLACK CASBMERE SIIAWLS lsli v p,il "a
CLOTH FOR BOYS WEAR ali pure so,I I5s
.abLEACHED TABLE DAMASB, al pure liuea
CARsKR's
ap19
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22

apl9 III Market srRo..
SPRING AND SUMNER. 1857.
CoLoRED sHooDAs. ALL WOOL CBtoKs.
HANDSOME PLAIDs. ROMAN EARLE.
sURAH sILKs. eURAB caKNE.
LOUIsINE SILKS PouLARDs.
BROCADEs. VELVET aRESA Dimes.
SILK GRENADINES. NUNS YELLING. &c.
MADRAS GINaHaMs. $50 pieces. FIGURED
SWISS MUsLINS. $50 pieces. CREPE yEpDo.
FRENCH LAWNS, INDIA LINEN, INDIA NULL.
&c. PARAsoLs and sun UMBRELLAS IN great
variety.
ONE PRICE.
w. M. sHUsTEK a. ssNe.
9lS Psnasylvanfs .vsrHs.
N. B.-Trade dollars taken at par. .pl9
pRINTED 3I-INCH
MONTE CLOTHS. .l25c.
ENGLISH DRESS GOODS. in Plsids sid
Stripes...-..-... .........-.............25c Csc.
NOVELTIES IN PARAsoLs.
LUPIN's NUNS YELLING. $500. .s2Lsc., 7Sc
LYONS DRESS SILKB...... Csc, 81. 2k, 81 50. 50
SATIN MERyEILLEUX. extra fine grade s2.OO
SURAH SILKS. extra fine grade nm. $50
ALL-sILK BROCADEs. new patterns las
TYLER a. CHEWING.
sIS Seventh Street NORTH -sso.
READY Fob INsrKoTIoN-
AN IMMEEsE AssoRTMENT OF new SPRING .
AND SUMMER DRESS FABRICS 4
ORIENT ARMUREs.
-, ROMAN spREEs.
r FoULkBD SILKS.
SATIN sURAHs.
CHUDDA CLOTHS.
=, u,.a. NUNS YELLING
LINEN LAWNS. - --'N''
ZEPHYR CLOTHS.
- ., Isle GLOVES.
GAUZE UNpKRwEAR.
BARGAINS" IN BLACK eRENApIEEs.
ts-o ONE PRICE ONLY.
PERRY & BROTHER,
PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, coRNEB era STREET.
Established 1910. apI6
JOHNSON. sIs MARKET SPACE.
400 yards PLAIN DRESS GOODS At l21sO,
worth 26c.
1900 yards PLAIN ALL-wooL DOUBLE
WIDTH TAMIsE At Sic. worth e2hc.
5000 yards PLAID and STRIPED NAINs0oE.
At l2h and l5c, worth 26c.
NEW STYLES pABA ss%st snS LADIES ooArs
BLACK AND 00LoRED SILKS and sLTINa.
GREAT BARGAINS.
GEO. j. JOHNSON,
apl6 sl8 Market spsce.
VlHOMPsON's SHIFT FACTORY,
BIG y st. EoaTHwEsT. OPP. PATENT OFFICE.
DRESS SHIRTS TO ORDER. specially.
READY MADE SHIRTS at foiiowing prioes:
~ sSe IS nsRe sSc
Boys Wamsutta. unfinished. 60 cts. finished 75cis
also. latest designs in NECK wEAR Appropriate for
' A Complete stock Of GENTS yURRTssINGs
a spS on hand :. JAMES lalps46 S
NEW SPRING GOODS.
p pso5Ss esnas 81 &C. q
f:SESs A%Sng the eh SSss things n Are k1ne
Colored SILKS. silk Grepadiaes In al the new
s IN Ss ss az
elegant line Of Belgian Linen sheeting and Pillow
Linens, all widths Damask Table 0loIhs ana Nap
kins, al sizes; French. English and German Hos.-
cry e =. o ne new styss o AZ nsgscGn q our
1925 street northwest.
apo NEAR EBBTTT HoUeR.
g B. DLLRRY,
No suoorssof TO
DUBBKUIL BROTHERS
Manufacturers Of
FINE DRESS sHIRTe.
GENTS FURNISHINGS
1l13 + %. northwest, Warrington. ID. C.
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ROLLER SKATES E.1s Per pair. Boston Variety
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SPRIN8 OPENING.
MRS. j. p. PALMER,
llO5 f st. Bet. l1lh and I9th,
Importer and Designer Of
FASHIONS IN MILLINERY,
will open her Choice of Fashions from virot,
Bebonx. and the different leading houses in Paris
Also
LONDON HATS,
On THURSDAY and FRIDAY NEXT. March 81
and April /. mar28
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NINTH ANNUAL ENTERTAINMENF
JEFFERSON LITERARY AND DEBATING
AT 1pErrpsoSSoS SOCIETY ,,,
Corner 9th and ID streets southwest
FRIDAY EVENING, APRIL "a, 1881, AT las.
mission Is cents ami -ofs
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-04-22

STATE" sKAT1ss
The ben assortment Of SKATES. sh.yz.,,..
0kases speciality. Also, hne sssorsmens al v,,s
VU1Ak8xs suitable for Christmas Rrassufa "A
.. E1oCHER'O ON erxxn
aeo 90 5th sess OPP pussns cnes
Towanda daily review. [volume] (Towanda, Pa.) 1879-1921, 1881-08-29

PA. AND N. Y. II. r.
Trains ou the Pa. * n. Y. r. Il. pass this place
as follows:
Hoving South.
No. 5, at 5 .O5 r. M. for New York and way sta
No. 7, t 10 43 m, mail train for New York, Phil
adepha and intermediate points
No. ., ut 3 :U0 p. m.-ENpress for Philadelphia
No. u, at 10 :i6, p. m-Fast express for PhlIadel
No. 3l.-Local Passenger Train, between Elmira
and Wyalusins ! 23 p m
Nooing North.
No. s, At 100 4. n.--Fast express frora New York
No. 30, at 9:SJ r. m. WlkesBarre accommodation.
No. ,, 1T 4:45 p. m.-Mal train from Philad@. pnia
and New York.
No. L, at u IS, a m, from New Yo@h.
No. 81, Mt :j3 n. NV yalusnS and E!nra local.
STATE LINE AND SULLIVAN n. II.
Lea0e.
3 90 O'Clock p. m for Bcrnce and intermediate sta.
Arrjus.
. :oo a. m, from Bcrnce.
BARCLAY l.. Il.
Leare.
& 80 n. N, for Barclay aud all statiopr ;ol .ol
p. III.
1r,ire.
1915 a ,n from Barclay and Intermediate stations.
and 20 =. II.
CANTON STAGE.
Leaves q, . O'clock 4. Arrives ats O'clock =, ~
TROY STAGE,
Leaves at 10 30 u IN. Arrives at p. ~.
suEsHEQUIN STAGE.
Arrives AZ / o'clock a. N Departs at u ia.
LERAysvILLu srAGE.
Arrives At II N. Leaves At p. in.
rrnuYrowN STAGE.
Arrives Monday, "Wednesday and Friday. at II IA.
Departs same days at p.
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BUSINESS LOCALS.
Call and see the new goods at the Five Cent store

Cail ana see the new goods AT the rive tchN SE)le
TO MY PATIENTS.-Owing to impaired
health find it necessary to employ an assistant
and it affords me great pleasure 10 inform my pa
tients and the public generally that have secured
thd services of DR.. FOWLER, Of Ithaca, y. y,
Of the most skllful dentists in the country, and
he will spend the greater portion of his time in my
office. This arrangement will insure promptncss in
attending TO all who may favor us with calls.
Having been associated with Doctor Fowler pre-
vious to nv coming to Towanda, know him to be
an accomplished gentleman and n first class
dental operator. w. b KELLY, Dentist.
S--Dr Fowler will be here on the 18th nf Au.
gust. aug 10
FoR SALE VERY CHEAP-A second hand, two
a large tubular steam boiler, size IL by II IL feet
with A., inch hues. Address or inquire of
r.. g. OWEN, Wysox, Pa.
GEORGE YYNCuC0ME has removed his
barber shop from the room over POWELL d
cos store, 20 his Old quarters under the
Meat Market, one door south Of Ward House,
where he will be pleased to see all his former
patrons and every body else desiring tOnsorial
services.
uuylng sold my retail Furniture and I'm
taking business. known as the Bridge Stree I
Furniture Store to T.. Il. Pierce | would re-
>pecttuIly recommend those III need of goods
III his line to call on him at the old stand.
] also wish to inform those indebted TO me
that it will be necessary 10 settle the accounts
soon. n. p. HICKS.
January /, 1881.
HoTEr. FoR Sale. I offer the American
Hotel property tor sale on very reasonable
trrns--our half the purchase money down
and tn" balance in ten years. Possession
given April /, 1881. There is u good barn
connected with the property. Tins hotel is
located on the corner Of Bridge and Water
streets, N roWauda borough. The free
bridge and new depot near to it make this
hotel desirable for any one wishing to engage
in the hotel business. Call upon or address,
JOSEPH q. PATTON. Towanda, Pa.
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THE GREAT
BURLINGTON ROUTE.

eB No other line runs Three Through Pas
senger Trains Daily between Chicago, Des
Mones, Council Bluffs, Omaha Lincoln, st.
Joseph, AtchisOn, Topeka and Kansas City.
Direct connections for all points in Kansas,
Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, Me-
vada, New Mexico, Arizona, Idaho, Oregon and
California.
The Shortest, Speediest and Most Comforta-
BILE Route via Hannibal to Fort Scott, Denison,
Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, Calves
ton and all points in Texas.
The uneQualcd inducements offered by this
Line to Travellers and Tourists, are as follows:
The celebrated Pullman l6-wheeD Palace
Sleeping Cars. run only on this Line. c., Il. 81
Q. Palace Drawng-Room Cars. with Horizons
Reclining Chairs. No extra charge for Seats
in Reclining Chairs. The famous c.. R. & Q:
Palace Dining Cars. Gorgeous Smoking Cars
fitted with Elegant High-Backed Rattan Re-
volving Chairs for the exclusive use of first
class passengers.
Steel Track and Superior Equipment, COM
bined with their Great Through Car Arrange
ment, makes this, above all others, the favorite
Route to the South, Southwest, and the Far
West.
Try it, and you will find travelling a luxury
instead of discomfort
Through Tickets via this Celebrated Line
for sale at all offices in the United States and
Canada.
All information about Rates of Fare, Sleep
ing Car Accommodations, Time Tables, &C.,
will be cheerfully given by applying to
%. A. BEAN, Gen'l Eastern Agent,
306 Washington St., Boston, Mass.
and BIT Broadway, New York
JAMES II. WOOD, Gen. Pass. Agt., Chicago.
I. J. POTTER, Gen. Manager, Chicago
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x,R.zrHEkER,s GUIDE.

PA. AND N. Y. II. r..
Trains ou the Pa * y. Y. Il. II. pass this place
as follows
The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1881-01-11
Benefit OF

d.. Greene, in his "Problem of HEALTH
saws there is not the remotest corner or little
inlet of the minute blood vessels of the human
body that does not feel some wavelet from
the CONFUSION occasioned by good, hearty
laughter. The lite principle, or the central
man, is shaken to It's innermost depths, send
ing new tides of life and strength to the sur
face, thus materially tending TO insure good
health to the persons who indulge therein.
The blood moves more rapidly, and conveys
a different impression to all the organs of the
body, as it visits them on that particular
mystic journey when the man is laughing
from what it does at other times. For the
reason every good, hearty laugh in which a
person INDUCES tends to lengthen his life,
conveying as it does new and distinct stlmi-
lus to the vital forces. Doubtless the time
will come when physicians, conceding more
Importance than they now do to influence OF
the mind upon the vital forces of the body,
will make their prescriptions more with re-
ference to the mind, and less to drugs for the
body and will in so doing, find the best and
most effective method of producing the re:
quired effects upon the patient.
The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1881-01-11

A Nevada editor died the other day II
appeared at the gate trembling and anxious.
st. Peter wiped his brow, put on his specta-
cles and called down the dummy for the
clerk to bring up the book. After giving
that unclad individual a reprimand for pluck
ing out his best feathers to make quill pens,
the good saint scanned the record and shook
his head as he looked sad and ~pitifully at the
man waiting for the verdict.
ga hard case, a hard case indeed" sighed
the worthy man. "Here we have almost all
the sins of the calendar. You have been a
hard swearer. 1t is recorded that on one oc-
casion you made Hank Monk blush. You
nave been intoxicated on every holiday and
have enjoyed good health every Saturday
night. You have visited the female Ministries
" Deacon Parkinson, McGlashan McEwen
"a Try grit vious fault that-bad company
on all sides. Why, this page is almost as
dark as Erebus with his black marks. Oh
Pm sorry for you indeed" as he removed his
spectacles, 81 always like to accommodate
editors in the way of free passes but you'll
credentials l can't possibly accept. Well
WE'LL as the editor sighed and the kind gen.
tlemen again put on his specs, " there is one
last hope, though a forlorn one, and l will
turn to the credit side. Ha! what's this
Can it be Why, yes, it is" and in a perfec
furry of excitement the saint grabbed for tn
key, Unlocked the door, grasped the editor b.
both hands and gave him one of the bes
harps in the establishment.
Aud the clerk, as he took the book dow
stairs again, read on the credit side but thi
one entry:
"He has been against Bill Sharon, frs
last and all the time."-Bee.
The weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1878-1881, 1881-01-11
New People Ges slck.

Eating too much and too fast; swallowing
imperfectly masticated food trying too much
fluid at meals; drinking poisonous whisky
and other intoxicating drinks; repeatedly
using poison as medicines; keeping late
hours at night and sleeping late in the morn
ing; wearing clothing too tight; wearing
thin shoes; neglecting to wash the body
sufficiently to keep the pores open.
exchanging the warm clothes worn in a warm
room during the Gay for costumes and expo
sure incident to evening parties; COMPRISING
the stomach to crafty a vain and foolish pas
sion for dress; keeping up constant excite
ment; fretting the mind with borrowed
troubles; swallowing quack nostrums for
every imaginary i'll; taking meals at irregular
intervals, etc.