Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1881-02-24

pnantiy, "WnaG nave you 10 say 1o6
yourself2"
Noth;ng,'' replied; sand II il is not
disres pectful 10 gray hairs, sir, Ibeg to
return the compliment"
?" Confound you,' cried the old man,
springing up; ssthis is too much! A joke
is q JOKE, bat it won't do to carry it too
far have found you out, and you
should try to conciliate and MOTTO aggra-
vate me-
Sir" / replied, "all you say is.
doubtless perfectly true; bnt it is quite
beyond my powers of comprehension"
He put his double gold eyeglass tight
~ ON his nose, and looked at me long
and keenly. I had risen, too, and stood
facing him. At last he said, with sad
resentment:
Edward, is this the right way for a
son to treat father?'' ss2.
$. You are laboring under some mis-
take," answered, gently, for there was
a moist look about the old mans eyes
suggestive of tears. 81 haze no father;
1 only wish T had"
There was silence between us, and
Tom stood regarding US both curiously.
At length my strange acquaintance
broke out again.
I" Nonsense, boy! Do you think 1
don't know my own son?' q "a
But surely, sir,' replied, "you do
not suppose me to be he!"
sit would be strange, indeed, If I
could mistake my own child" he an
swered, with plaintive smile. ED
ward, you have carried this folly far
enough, indeed too far
What was to do? what to say? How
was to convince this gentleman, whom
supposed to be wandering in his mind,
that he had made a ludicrous blunder
in mistaking me for his son? Here my
honest friend Tom came to my rescue.
6 If you are really serious, sir, in what
you say, can relieve any anxiety you
may feel on the subject. That gentle
man and l have been friends since we
were boys together at Eton;. and even
in those days he had no father.' ~@~
The people were now again taking
their places, and the opening of the Sec
ond act put stop to further converse
ton; but felt that my would-be rela-
ton scarcely removed his eyes from my
face; still, he never spoke again until
the play was entirely finished, and was
showing signs of leaving the theater
He then placed his hand kindly on my
arm.
"My boy,' he said, ssI will forgive
you if only you will acknowledge that
you have been wrong to play such trick
on your father You should not have
left your work when you knew how
much I wished you to pass your exam
ination well; but now that you are so
near home, you must not return to Cam
bridge without look at your mother.
l am going down by the last train, and
you will 60 with me.''
"My dear sir,'' exclaimed, &c will
do anything you wish. I see you be.
lieve what you say; but, indeed, not
only am l not your son, but have
never had the pleasure of seeing you
before"
A smile was lurking round the old
mans mouth.
"Well, well, you will come home with
me, at any rate"
"Certainly, if it viii ease your mind -
then suddenly remembering Tom Bruce,
''that is, if my friend will excuse me for
a few hours; 1 must be back very early
in the morning. Where is it we are
goingp" & 81 E8ES
"Where, but to Richmond p" he an
swered, impatiently; s'you know we do
not leave there for some weeks YETI
"Never mind me-" exclaimed Tom,
good-naturedly give me the latch-key,
that is ALL" this aloud, and then in a
whisper: "Who knows, George, but
you may find the silver spoon at the
bottom of thisp You had better 90 and
see it OUT
meekly handed him the key, and we
went out of the theater together.
made one more protest, but it was USE
less; my old new father placed his hand
within my arm and drew me into a
" four-wheeler,' as though fearing
should escape from hanson. We
drove to Waterloo, aud were soon IN the
train. A handsome carriage and pair
to follow my new-made acquaintance
into it. l began to feel most uncomfort.
able. Here was 1, perfect stran-
ger, driving up to the house of
did not know whom, and supposed to
be member of the family. What was
to become of mep 1 had come, out OF
sheer good nature, entirely because Of
the dewy look in the old mans eyes
and now I saw what fool was likely
to make of myself. l had no means Of
getting back to London that night, and
had not even a razor or a night-shirt-
not even a clean collar for the morrow
and, what was worse still, should have
to go up in my dress clothes. These
reflections were not very comforting
but it was of now use to show my vexa
ton to my peculiar friend.
At length the silence was broken by
the carriage stopping suddenly.
Here we are!" he cried, eagerly
preparing to get out.
81 beg your pardon" / said, detain'
ing him: 6 but I should be obliged il
you would tell me your name it is awk.
ward, not Knowing"
He burst out laughing.
Come, drop that nonsense, Teddy
it's too absurd!'
The carriage-door flew open, and
followed my companion out. -
"Good night. Mr.. Edward" said the
footman.
s.Glad to see you, sir!" exclaimed
the butler. ssThis is an unexpected
pleasure; thought as how you were a.
CAMBRIDGE still. Mr.. Edward