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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-06-30

Dr. r. addresses all those who have injured them
seses hs Improper andugences and SOLITARY habite,
which ruin both mind and body. unhting them for
business, study society or marriage These are some
If the sd aud melancholy effects produced by the
carly hAts If Youth. viz: Weakness in the back aud
lmls, pain in the head, dimneSs - s9ht, loss Of
nn@cu ar power, napitaton u the heart. dsslspx
nervous irritahilty. arrangement If the digestive
functions, debility, consumption. &c.
sR- r. S-An correspondence will receive prompt
attention. Address
=. n. El&llBI.AT'r, N. D.,
Nmrxtcal Mnd Medical lasaleMse,
Como lsurlin2 tom. loWa.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-06-30
The Railroad Enpire.

In the ten years from 1862 to 1871,
inclusive, the following grants Of land
were made 10 railroad corporations. nc
conling 10 the records Of the interior
Department
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-06-30

In all ~, OO0, 900 acres Of the public
domain. equal to all Of New England,
New York, New Jersey, Delaware, Ma
ryland, Ohio and Indiana.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-06-30

Persons ruined in health BY nncArncd pretendcrs,
wha keep them triainE month after month taking
poisonous and injurious compounds, should apply
immediately.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-06-30
FISHBLATT

Has discovered the greatest In III. world for
weakness II the hack and nmb, involuntary dis
charges impcency, general nervous languor,
confusion at id~As palpitation at the heart tren-
bling, dimnesa ~ eight gidincea diseaaea d the
throAt noe skin, affection al the liver, lunas,
stomach and bowels terrible disorders arising from
solitary practices more fatal 10 ther victims than
The eonRs az the SIRENS to the marines Of UlyHses
ekhting their nacet radiant hopes or anticpaticns
rendering marriage impcoaiblA
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-06-30
YOUNG MEN

Who have hecoc victims az solitary vice that dread
fa and sleetr0ctful habit which annually swsepe 10
IN antiMcly grave tho0sands of yoOne men at ex-
Aci talent and brilliant intellect who might other
wss have entranced lstcnnx Senates with the thun-
d.rs II their eluence walked 10 ecetaey The living
lsrv, May cali with fun confidence.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-06-30
Or. FlshBIATT,

Graduate II enc Of the most eminent colleges Of the
u 81 has effected s,nc IL the astonishing cures
that wrrc ever known: many troubled with ringing
ia the head and when As,ee great nervousness,
ls,ing alarmed Al certain eounde, with frequent
haehing attended sometimes with arrangement Of
inJ ns.iifxs n
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-06-30

Coon breeding Is letter Of credit Ill
over the world
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-06-30

n n con pss DAY = nens. seaCsss sossA 9 fs.s.
90 " Nv AdArsn 6zissoH Co. Portland. Ma
1syl
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-06-30
nervous and CHRONIC
Disc

DIR. Fshhlau has devoted % years to the study and
treatment u Chronic dscAsre, and Ais vasl experi-
in the Hospitals IN New York, where he has
Scrfnlous ipesec%, and diseases Of the 0enito-Ur.
nary nrganr, has given him reputation which IL
wor,l~ Wide
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1881-06-30

anu refreShMeht, anu intend To 10 SO
until i reach b.. whittier important
business urges me TO this haste. Mere
you have no right 10 know, and more |
will not answer, unless compelled in due
form by those who have = right 10 4aes-
ton me.
"Sarelv / ought to know my own
horse. which was brought up hy Us from
toalt" exclaimed Mrs Dantar, pet.
ting the animal affsetionately. while
tears Of apprehension rolled down her
face.
"Maslam," said the stranger. in a
more soothing tone. "you aro certainly
mistaken in the identity IL the animal.
| have ridden her, rs l say. for moro
than"
.Dont lilo any more.s roughly inter.
rupt.d the landlord "Muraer viii out.
and You might Is well tell the truth first
Is last. For.
He Was in turn interrupted by a saw
aye spring, which the stranger AT that
moment made toward him. to avenge
the insult II heing called hars and.
had not cthers-luckily for the rash
host-qniekly interposcd. he would have
paid severe penalty for his rashneSs,
Hold him! He is getting desperate
now Z" cried the enraged host. Hell
have 10 swing yet, III he bound, Why
don't YOU search hims He has been
seen 10 take a pocket-heok from the sad
die Z"
"Where my husband always keeps i,
when he rides far" said Mrs. Dunbar.
You need not search met is mine,
insisted the stranger. instinctively en-.
deavoring 10 prevent the indignity.
"Oh. but there il nead /" said the
constable. "If its yours. yeu'll get /,
again: and--here il is. he added. draw.
ing il from beneath the shir,-hosom al
the suspected man. "Mrs. Dunbar. do
Won know that pocket-hook ?"
She opened it and disclosed pile 81
bank notes. her husbands name written
on the inside. and papers which ceai.l
helong TO no one but him.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

CARL ScHURz is at it again. He says
that the new United States Senator from
Nebraska, Mr.. Van Wyck, has been dis
coursing on various matters at State fair
in Chicago. He touched on civil-service re-
form among other things. and is reported by
the telegraph as having expressed hostility
to the project of modern civil.service re-
formers and preference for business quail
fcations over competitive examinations.
The Senator evidently belongs to the school
of politicians, now nearly twenty years old,
who have been from the beginning friendly
to civil-service reform but utterly opposed
to any particular measure of reform.
Many of our readers must remember the
amusement which the antics of these gem
tlemen in the early Grant days used to ex-
cite, and their stern determination TO have
the service reformed, combined with utter
distrust of any plan of reform which the
wit Of man could devise"
Carl is cut from the same piece of cloth as
all other chronic reformers He says: MY
way, or no way" Well! he had his way,
and there was more trickery and deceit and
sham in the Interior Department while hc
ield the reins than was known in even the
lays of the much-abused Zach Chandler.
are proceeding rapidly to the rear
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

SENTIMENT is fine thing, but it never
creates a very heavy impression on the peo-
pie of this country unless there is something
in the nature of common sense at the back
of it. For instance, some writer in the
New York Nation has the following:
We must look higher up fer the real as
sassin. Guiteau is the representative of po.
liticll aristocrats, Ofiice-holders by Divine
right; Czars of all the custom. houses, New
World feudal chiefs, lattcr-day Bourbons,
who forget nothing and learn nothing Such
men viii rule or ruin. Let them disown
Guiteau as Indignantly as they please, yet
the fact remains that without them there
would have been no Guiteau. More logical
than they, he has simply carried ont their
principles to an extreme. but natural, re-
suit. War upon the Administration was
the order of the day, and II was not Guiteau
who began 1t. Poor wretch he is doomed
to bear the blame which really belongs to
them
We venture to express doubt that the
poor, mechanical, abused Guiteau can keep
his head out of a hempcn nccktic on any
such logic.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

Ice FROM New ENGLAND has long been
welcomed in old England, where it has
been popularity known as Wcnham ice, as
the product of Wenham Lake. Recently,
a more convenient source of supply for
London has been found in Norway, and in
order to obviate all difficulties in its intro
duction, the Norwegian Lake, Oppegaard
has been rechristened Wenham, that stout
John Bull can be still honestly supplied
with his favOritc brand.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

IT SEEMS THAT OUR friend Kalakua, in
stead of trying to auction off his kingdom
is scratching around for recruits to keep it
alive Among other luxuries he keeps an
attorncy-g general, whose business, we pre-
sumo, when at home, is to see that the
Sandwich girls don't swim too far from
shore. His name is Armstrong, no doubt
an intelligent importation. In an inter
view lately Mr.. A. lifted the veil. He said
that the native element of the islands
"cannot survive long, having been de-
stroyed by such civilization as came to them
on the whaling ships of New England {"
that nothing can save the people," that
" few children are born, and still fewer live
to grow up" One object of the Kings
their place.
In fishing around for colonists that would
fill the bill, King Kal, made haul of some
Portuguese settlers in the Azores. 1t was
plain the New England whaler was not
fitted for the delicate task on account of
the climate, but Kal. is going to try his
Sandwich diet on the Portuguese. Pending
further experiments ON the part of this
royal parsonage, we respectfully call his at
tention to the Ohio people that will soon
be open to proposals. They can endure any
climate, stand any sort of food, and remain
in office patiently till Kal. gets the machine
on its feet again. Salary will not be so
much of an object as good home. Jim
Comfy is now out there on the ground, aud
would do for plant.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

THE JUDGES in Pennsylvania are sitting
down hard on a proposed scheme of marriage
insurance. The plan proposes the forma-
tion of beneficial societies with membership
of young, unmarried men, who are to re-
ceive a premium upon marriage out of an
assessment levied upon the other members.
The judges in refusing a charter pronounce
the opinion that such an organization is
not required either by the wants of the
community, the good of society, or the
welfare of the individual.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03
Something Omitted.

Matt. Carpenter used to say 1.-THE ranks
ofjournalism are kept full by recruitment
from that large and, unfortunately, grow
ing class in this country who are too stupid
to succeed in the learned professions or too
lazy to earn n livelihood by manual labor"
And Matty might have added, or too poor
to buy seat in Congress, or too self-res-
pected to earn money In the service of pro
fessional thieves and murdercrs."
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03
Ono of the LITTER.

India, and his wife, holding II distinguished
place in London fashionable circles. gave
splendid parties. 1t is said that II young
blood, meeting one of the Misses Hogg Mt Il
ball, and, not knowing her name, asked her
If she was going ton certain party ut the
"Piggery.n Her naive reply was, oh l
am one of the litter. ~
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03
Bees In Transit.

Canada occasionally imports bees from
the Island OF Cypress; The emigrants are
conveyed in neat little perforated boxes,
supplied with n suitable refreshment of
honey and water. AS the trip 10 u long one,
the travellers always stop on In London to
enjoy II short fly before continuing their
iOnIsunV
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

SINCE THE MARRIAGE of the Archduke
of Austria, twenty five per cent. of the girls
born in Brussels Prague and Vienna have
been named Stephanic, and about the same
proportion of boys have been christencd
Rudolph. The periodic excitement of our
Presidential campaigns generally gives us a
crop of infants who ever after carry the
record of their age, together with the name
of q political favorite.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03
The American style.

Padding their light canoe, four young
men, one each from Boston, San Francisco,
Newport, and Cambridge are enjoying Eu-
a-foot they are taking views a-bout, and
finding plenty of amusement in odd out of
the-way creeks and quayS.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03
A Forgotten circumstance.

A Democrat would scorn to resign and
never will die as long us he can hang on
the gunwales of Il soft place.-Inter. ocean.
Aren't you getting in your political re-
marks rather early, considering that Re
publican President, murdered by II Repub.
lican crazy for Office, was buried this week?
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

A MANS HEIRS often quarrel over what
he leaves behind him, but in Nashville the
wife and two sons are quareling over the
body itself The dead man, by will, ordered
himself to be crcmatcd in Pennsylvania.
The wife holds the body under guard and
refuses to surrender it, while the sons have
brought suit for possession in order to fulfill
the will
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

After all the sympathy shown in England
recently for the sorrowing American re-
public. 1t will be in order for us to conduct
that Yorktown Centennial rs quietly as
possible. Care should be taken to refer
only by indlrcction to the vicissitudes and
misfOrtuncs of Gen Corn wallis army.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

LEADERLETTE is PROPOSED as u name for
the spry little paragraphs into which the
editor of the present day compacts so much
wit and wisdom.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

THENExT GENTLEMAN whose photograph
should be found in shop windows goes by
the name Of Sam Lowcry. His home Is in
Utica. When not otherwise engaged, he
makes living by the manufacture of knit
undcrware. This gentleman is small
sized lrishman, gifted with just one talent
and that is grit. People who recall the fact
that one Roscoe Conkling has an abode in
Utica may feel interested to read what Mr..
Lowcry has been engaged on for some years
past. 1t seems that Mr.. Lowory, in his
official capacity rs q maker of knit under.
wear conceived the idea that II. Conkling
would look we'll unravellcd. Mr. Conklinp
held the position of U. s. Senator from Mr..
Lowcry's State and was quite power in
Mr.. Lowery's town, both of which facts
caused Mr.. Lowcry to view this magnificent
man with close scrutiny, and he reached
the final conclusion that Estates could be
saved without him.
We have no means of knowing whether
any unworthy motives entered into the
heart and brain of Mr.. Lowery, but we do
know as n matter of fact that he decided
to clip this eagles wings. Years of obscurity
for Mr.. Lowcry varied only by the monot-
ony Of knit underwear and hope deferred
have passed away, and the world, during all
this time, has known nothing of the fact
that he was slowly but surely wearing
away Conkling like anutmeg Crater. The
immcnsty of the contract he had on hand
taking the relative merits of the two men
into consideration, will suggest the histor-
ical precedent of the rats who made it un-
comfortable for old Bishop Hatto in his
Mouse Tower on the Rhine.
Some of us, and we presume our friend
Roscoe is of the number, have no special
objections to stopping cannon ball in the
face of the enemy, or to drowning in the act
of trying to save beautiful girl from
destruction, or to falling manfully on the
field of honor with our boots to the foe
All that man of spirit wants in this world
is chance to got out of it with something
like dignity; and no doubt this feeling, so
prevalent among gentlemen of blood and
education, will account for the popular
prejudice against meeting death at the
business end of n buzz saw or in a boiler ex-
plosion.
The great Mr.. Conklng, after years of
hand to-hand combats on the political
arena, finds his destiny in n small man who
makes underwear, and, probably, never
made speech in his life. When the con-
test wakes hot over the election of conflict
ing delegates to the State convention, Mr..
Lowcry drops his underwear business and
runs his bare bodkin up between Roscoes
ribs. Lowery's faction walks off with the
spoils. The rat undermined the powerful
old castle. We hardly supposed that Conk-
ling would be spared for such fate. Give
us LOwery's portrait
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

OUR ncighbor, the Post, announces that it
WILSON take on the shape ofan eight column
paper. The new administration must want
its facilities increased
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

p. NJ. b. YoUNG, of Georgia, has hauled
down his name as a candidate for Secretary
ship of the Senate This simplifcs matters.
Weare now for the field.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03
The wnx 40 Reform.

Twenty-fourl journalists have been elected
TO the Hungarian Parliament. Europe Is
determined 10 make nm end OF long
speeches, ana to reform things generally.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

GEN. RosEcRANs calls the statements of
Gen. Sherman, about the battle of Chicka-
mauga, the perennial outgrowth of his
toric lies Rosecrans is in the next Con-
grcss from California, and the fighting will
be more interesting when not at such long
ranpp
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

HARRISON was the only President who
announced the Christian religion as part
of his platform when he delivered his in
augural address The General didn't last
long, but he placed himself right on the
rppnrd
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03
Reducing the Expense.

MY Love is Gone" is the title OF the
latest song, written bya young man III Bos-
ton. OF course this Is rough, but, rs Benja-
min Franklin said, the absent girl eats no
OVStprsn
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03
Monday, October 8, 1881.

AN OHIO boy has run away with n tribe
of Indians Before he is able to vote he will
hold every Office in the gift of the tribe.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

THE BURIAL DAY of President Garfield
was tastcfully celebrated in Sayrc, Pa, by
the planting of beautiful elm tree in tho
park. Addresses and ceremonies appro.
pirate to the occasion accompanied the per-
formance, and the tree will hcnceforth be
known rs the Garfield elm.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

The Boston Globe says that Walker
Blaine. the secretaIy's eldest son. VIII be
a candidate for Congress from the Third
Maine District next year.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

The JAPANESE, for some reason, fail in
tanning leather, and therefore ingeniously
prepare paper as a substitute with such sue
cess that it is now used as betting for ma
chincry
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

Mr.. BURROWS, of Michigan, is trying
to burrow into the spcakership of the next
House. lie depends mainly on the raw re-
crniis
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03
FOR SALE AND RENT.

DEAL ESTATE BULLETIN
~ OF
THoS. E. WAGGANAN, $40 Seventh street.
(Changes made Wednesdays and saturdaysl.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03
BOARDING.

IIIRST-CLAsS BOARD, with large rooms, at
II 40 Penna. ave, opposite National Hotel.
Board from IS to $40 per week. Transient, from 81
to ~ 80 per day Terms to suit for families. Mrs.
o. q, Howard, proprletress. oclT-d
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

EOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-33 ACRES OF
- very fine land, 20 acres of which Is bottom
land, watered by neyer-failing springs improved
Dy nne dwelling OF IA rooms, with u wide porch
ON three sides, surrounded by shade trees and
shrubbery, and water at the door: also n tenant
house OF rooms, barn and stable for Is cows and
n0rses, hen house, Ice house and other out build
ings; the place Is well fenced and is located 9
miles northeast from the city, on n fine road
dairy farm or to fruit and vegetables; will be sold
or exchanged for city property or cash. Apply to
3D. IT. and Penna. ave. iyi.ti
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03
41OTo 4i6 EIGHTH STREET N. w.
Repairing promptly attended to, ials

INOR SALE = EIGHT ACRES OF LAND
~ within Ia miles of Vineland, N. j.; improved
by one and,a-half story beautiful cottage Of nine
rooms; rooms; built under the supervision of the
stables, corn house, hen house, etc; the most ap
proved proved style; water IN both dwelling and out
of the finest quality and will be sold with the
house; q great bargain. Apply to W. Ii. Main 4
ave. iytf
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

nor SALE-A LOT IN VINELAND, N. j..
II 100 feet on Boulevard st. and 15O feet on Wood
ST.; lies between two railroads, fronts on one; Inn
proved by SIX or seven fine buildings; the corner
building Is quite large and is intended for the
storage OF carriages; also, Q blacksmith and
ngs for zarand stables. population 5000; prop
erty insured for 5000. WIN. IL. MAIN d BRO,
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

VUANTED A RESPECTABL coll
w ored girl, who can furnish good reference,
n situation as chambermaid and to assist In the
laundrying. Address ELLEN, care Critic. se30
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

TWENTY-FIVE BUILDING SITES FOR
= sale cheap, near Christian Brothers and
Madame Lacosies boarding and dav school, at
Ammendale station. Apply on premises or by
letter TO DAN'L AMMEN Beltsville, Nd sel3-12t
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1881-10-03

EOR SALE :. A CINCINNATI CYLINDER
IL Press; will print sheet 2ix3s. Address or
apply at CRITIC office. 51l Ninth street. je24
ENOR SALE-New and secondhand coupes
~ complexities, landaus, landauettes, coupe rock,
aways, extension tops, jump seats, phaetons, bug
giles, village carts, surreys, &c. All work war.
ranted to be as represented. PRICES Low.