The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1881-12-04

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net"
Because she naively answered, you've
forget
10 'eh me So ana io''r' uon ioih''
Al tbon Kissed bcr Inns and cheek and brow.
And Rugged her closely to my Sunday vest;
Al last released-"Thore, that VIII 40 Just
now. 80, o,,,, ,, ,,oo+ all ,ho
Siie O'I rentr55 S"iN nIfbic"rn Tribnne
A game of baseball is like a buckwheat
cake--a great deal depends on the batter.
,rbo ,,,,tob,,ol,ar can't offord to do a cash
t,,s,,,o. %ocaen Le ali his nrofts On
80
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ti w. 'o0N '0'''e
fhllaueIphli papers are cryTis ioI i've
ocii. iIieS Al 'i40 A'''' 10 i'''0
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slang Is me destroyer OF conversations
You pet II Is, ana the American people
should SIT down Oh IT,
"How can expand my chest - asked a
stingy fellow OF physician. ny carrying
larger uearV Ill IT. was 'ne iePiS'
Some girls wouldn't get married in
dress that wasn't made in New York, just
as though the Teller expected to sleep with
the dress
Gracious! wife, said father as he look
ed at his son Williams torn trousers,
get that little bill reseated!' and she re-
piled: Sew | WILL
The girl who told her mother she wanted
TO get married, and was advised not to, as
her parents had seen the folly of it, re-
spondgd that she wanted to see the folly
80 -
An honest Hibernian. in recommending
a COW said She would rive milk wear after
veor without having calves, because"
said he. "it runs in the breed, for she came
of q COW that never had II calf"
A minister had preached an hour, then
he remarked Another wide field opens
from the subject in another direction. -
Inst then an old colored saint calculated,
please. Lord, put up dc bars"
ao,,,t,,, oIrot. said IA his aock az
CO. ~ v ,rpu mined to Won that milan
tbropy was the love of our species, you
must nave understood me to say specie,
which may account for the smallness of the
collection,n
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III ul2IVc sun, r.tG ,, ~ -,
ny "loin nc was ma a., sav1 NV tat &
ciers! ,'i,, 'i'u IL. eo ri,
uleIIS iiJi, iia anS ohetteJ bv Row Snlon2l
s e, "'Hou ii,u ,,,;rtv, = onoth tho inIge
c.11,',,a,'5 9ro;Io oraoor. ,tITo,,,,s
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th,s' ,,, privotn Wmrnh,
49u cdiAou mn ,i,a't0 I'LL - o,,t, 800
l4I'' Sui' ir,' ,,,, ~''' 'Ser%aant
at ull' Au eHys m"s, I0 e0''io, ~
some Oh US ous'lv W NC III
At Rock Castle, KY, a preacher stepped
into house, frightened a men SO she neW
on q hanging rifle, threw 1t down, II Went
off and killed the preacher. That hen was
up to business, she knew her time was well
up, whena preacher came about A clear
case OF selideiehsc, 'h"'
When an old DacEwoodsmah was ABOUT
to take his iirst rae on a MlSslSslsSlpPi
steamer, he was asked whether he would
take deck or cabin passage" WELL said
he, in Il resigned sort OF way, i've llvcd all
my life IN a cabin, ana ! guess cabin pas
sage will be good enough for rough chap
like me-
The story is Did of "a clergyman, that af-
ter preaching an interesting sermon on the
"Recognition of friends in heaven" he was
accosted by nearer who said: 81 liked
that sermon, and | now wish you would
preach another on the recognition of people
in this world. | have been attending your
church three years, and not I'VE persons III
the congregation have so much as bowed to
me in all that time
Trn in fine family. Snicl<ersop came into
Tho house last evening with n three inch and
y hnif sntlr nlnying ilpon his counteuance.
"Uuldnh. =" said he. ''whcn was beef the
hiphest2 When the COW jumped over the
moon. Ha! Ia! Hap" '"rherc, there
said his wife. "iust hold that EXPRESSION
minnie II reminds mo of vour prpgt.