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Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25
UNIONTOWN.

The building committee appointed t,
supervise the erection of the new schoo
!. house recently erected here, met and ac
!, ceptet the same as in accordance will
the contract This committee consisted
Iof Messrs. Smith Bethel, B. W. Hoge
and Peter Snedeker. These gentlemen
devoted much of their time to the mat
ter,and report very favorably of Mr.. Hen.
ldersons work.
Mr.. Joseph Lee has his new building
about completed. 1t was constructed
by Mr.. Thomas Grimes, of Cadiz, and
rooted with tin by Mr.. PaulI, of New
Athens.
Mrs. Mary Miller, aged 90, died sud-
denly at the house of her son-in-law
Squire Brokaw. on Sabbath morning,
and was inferred at Crabapple bnrying
ground on Monday. Mrs. Miller was a
fChristian lady who had the respect of
all who knew her.
Communion at Crabapple on Sabbath,
1.-The pastor of that church was assist
led by Rev. J. NJ. Blackford.
Mr.. VIM. NJ. Kilgnre lost fine cow
worth about six v dollars, a few even
ings since, and his neighbOrs regret that
he should have to suffer loss
Mrs. Alma Blackburn. one of her lit
tie children, and Miss Ella Snedeker, at
whose home they are visiting, are suffer-
ing with diphtheria. DIR. Workman was
promptly called and speaks encouraging
ly. They are somewhat better at this
writing. Mrs. B. left Bellaire to escape
the disease, and it is to be hoped that the
pure air and water of the country may
arrest it in a measure. Her husband
was telegraphed for on Saturday ever
ing.
The men engaged in threshing grain
from this locality are VIM. NJ. and J. C. |
Kilgore, Brewer and Graham, John Fra |
ter, Smallwood and johnson, and Cole |
man and Berry. All except one are
steam !hreshers. They report the wheat |
as gen rally turning out well. Small |
wood and johnson are working in the |
of Morristown, and state
that in some localities steam thresher
is novelty.
The excursion to Chippewa Lake was
in by quite number of our
and. was reported as very
pleasant and enjoyable occasion. Owing
to the locomotive getting out of repair
those residing at Bruce and Oakdale did
not reach home until about 2 O'Clock
a. m.
Mr.. Nelson Tyson, one of our most es-
Unable citizens will remove to Union
vale, Harrison county, this week, and
take charge of the Touring mills at that
place. During the sOjourn of himself
and family here they have sustained the
reputation of orderly, peaceable citizens,
and those who favor order and sobriety
IN community will regret their de-
Darture. Mr.. Tyson is first class
miller
A number of our citizens have ex-
pressed wish that at the coming Sena-
Orial convention Hon. Henry West will
'eceiye the nomination for State Sena-
or. DR.. West is man of acknowledged i
Ibility as has been proved, and his strict a
emperance principles, social and polit- 9
cal integrity will commend him to all I
yho recognize the value of such qualifi- q
ations. He is an earnest efficient work
r in every good cause, and the people of
his District should feel proud to send
Old Belmont" to represent them in the
enate of their State. H.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

: WITH view to affording relief to
persons who receive abusive and annoy.
ing postal cards through the mails, the
following general instructions to post
masters will be issued from the Postof-
flee Department. "When ans one is an
noyed or expects to be annoyed. by pos
tal cards sent from any particular place,
or from any known person. be may di-
Rect the postmaster at the point named
to destroy all postal cards addressed to
him, or cards from any y'person named 80
q idresscd, and as far as the discharge Of
the duties of the Office permit sufscIeat
examination, the postmaster should
comply with the request. The same re-
quest may be made of the receiving
postmaster. The direction to the post
master should be in writing. and should
be fled for'preseryatiop." ls'.- /. = =
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

The leading Scientist Of to-day agree that
most disease are caused by disordered Kid
neys or Liver. IL, therefore, the Kidneys and
Liver are kept in perfect order, perfect health
Will be the result. This truth has only been
known a short time and for years people suf-
fered great agony without being able to ind
relief. The discovery OF Warmers Safe Kid
treatment Of these troubles. Made from a
simple tropical leaf Of rare value, It contains
just the elements necessary TO nourish and
lnvigorate both OF these great organs, and
safely restore and keep them in order. 1t is
POSITIVE REMEDY for all the diseases
that cause pains in the lower part Of the body
for Torpid Liver. Headaches. Jaundlce, Diz~
Einess, Gravel, Fever, Ague, Malarial Fever,
and all dlti1cuhies Of the Kidneys. Liver and
II is an excellent and safe remedy for fe>
males during Pregnancy. 1t VIII control
Menstruation and Is invaluable tor Leucors
rhRa or Falling OF the Womb
AS Blood Purifier 1t ia unequaled, for IL
cures the organs that make the blood.
READ THE RECORD.
1T saved my life."-E Iakely, Selma, Ala.
diseases peculiar to owomen."-Mothers' Mage.
1t has passed severe tests and won endorse
ments rom some OF the highest medical
Talent In the oountry."-N Y World.
mo remedy heretofore discovered can be
held for one moment In comparison with
Rev o Harvey, DID, Washington, d Q.
This remedy, which has done such wonders, |
put up In the LARGEST SIZED BOTTLE OF
my medicine upon the market, and Is sole
lie, For Diabetes enquire for WARNEB'SI
,AFE DIABETES CURE. II Is POSITIVE
iemedy,
II II. WARNER q CO., Rochester. MY
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

THREE years ago Gen. /. r. Sherwood,
Republican of Toledo, turned National
to be elected Probate Judge of Lucas
county. After the Maine election last
year he came out for Hancock, and now
the Democracy have renominated him
for Probate Judge. OF course the rock
ribbed of Lucas county love Isaac for
all the restless nights and anxious days
he has spent in the cause of the Democ-
racy.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

THEODORE F. DAVIS has been nomi-
mated by the Republicans of Washing
ton county for Representative in the
Legislature. He is popular man, and
II elected, which doubtless he will be,
would make an able legislator. The
of Washington always have
a hard battle to fight, and they should
make special effort this year to win,
with Davis at their head.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25
Philadelphia.
Baltimore.

Aug. 22.-Flour-Quiet and firm.
Wheat-Western lower and closing
steady; No. winter red spot 81 3s15a
l 3S3s; seller September 81 S91sa1 391l {;
seller October 81 424al 421S; seller
November 81 444 bid. Corn-Western
lower and inactive; mixed spot nomi-
nal; seller September 7Oa7O4c; seller
October II 1sa72c. Oats-Steady; west
ern white 4Sa49c. Rye-More active at
95caSl 90. Hay-Steady and firm. Pro
visions Steady. Mess pork SIS rs;
Bulk meats, shoulders and clear rib
sides packed-s1la1OH. Bacon shoul-
ders-94c. Clear rib sides-11Lc.
Hams-131aa141lc. Lard--Refined 12Ic.
for choice; western grass
l4a21c. Eggs-Firmer at 1Sc. Coffee
Quiet and steady; Rio cargoes 1O1la12
1sc. Sugar-Strong; A soft 9%c.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

THE New York Tribune says the Pc
rennial politician of iGramercy Square is
believed out in Ohio to have made GER
tain yearling Democrat think that Til
den and Bookwalter would be nice
ticket for 1884. Mr.. Tilden had fooled
two Democratic candidates for the Ohio
Governorship before he tried Bookwal-
ter. He told the tlattering tale to Bishop
first and then to Tom Ewing prior to
the campaign of 1890. Il.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

THE Republicans of Guernsey county
have placed in nomination most excel
lent ticket headed by Hon. r. S. Frame,
of Washington, for Representative in
the Legislature. Mr.. Frame was
a member of the last General Assembly
and won for himself the reputation of
an intelligent, conscientious and diligent
member of that body; he is a gentleman
of fine attainments and liberal culture,
and will doubtless be returned by a
handsome vote.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

GENERAL. LESLIE COMBS died at Lex
'ington, KY, on Monday. He was born
November 20. l795, and was prominent
man in the State for over half century.
In ls4o he represented Kentucky in The
Harrisburg convention, and labored for
the nomination of Clay for the Presiden-
cy. During the rebellion he was a
staunch Union man. 5...
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

THE Democratic papers are reitera-
ting lying statement of the Cincinnati
Enquirer, that Hon. Geo. K. Nash in his
speeches last year told the farmers that,
if Garfield was elected, wool would go
up to fifty cents pound. The fact is,
Mr.. Nash made no campaign speeches
last year, hence the story is sheer fab
ricatian. llI
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

AT meeting of the State Executive
Committee of the Prohibitionists at Co
lumbus, on Saturday, it was decided to
assess the State $4,000 for campaign pur-
poses. The committee. should apply to
our friend Auditor Coffiand, of the Dem
ocratic State Central Committee, and
doubtless he will furnish portion of it
If properly approached and in time.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

THE August estimate of the Ohio
State Board of Agriculture. compared
with that of the same period of 1880, is
as follows: Wheat, ~ per cent, or
sS,D0O.O0O against 52,250,O0O bushels
corn, 70 per cent, or 74,O00,OOO against
I05,0oo.0oo bushels; oats, lO7 per cent,
Or 22.25OOoo against 21,OoOOOO bushels.
In Belmont county it is estimated that
the wheat yield will be 327,677 bushels,
or LA bnshals ner acre.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

NATHAN LYNN, the choice of the Re-
ppblicans of Belmont county for Repre-
sentative in the next General Assembly,
served in the ranks of the 9sth Ohio,
with credit during the war, and was al
ways at his post. Elect him to the Leg
islature, and he will serve his constitu-
ency, as faithfully, as he did his country.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

HENRY M. STANLEY, the distinguish
ed African explorer. is reported to be
lying at the point of death near the
mouth of the Congo river; he has SO lit
tie confidence in his own recovery that
he has made his will.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25
East Liberty Live Stock.

AUGUST 23--Cattle-Market very
slow; prices 4a1zc off from last week
yards full of cattle.
Hegs-Receipts $500 head; Philadel.
phias 81 OOa7 20; Workers Sc 4Oa6 55
grassers,S5 5oa6 90.
Sheep--Receipts 1000 head; selling
firm at last weeks prices.
Philadelphia.
AUG. 23-Cattle-Dnll prime 6ssa64c;
good 5Bao4c; medium and common
5 to SIC.
Sheep-Actiye; prime 5Aaoc; good
53sa58c.
Hogs-Active; sales 5000 head at s q
a9Ac
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25
VERY LATEST DISPATCHES
From the President.
EXECUTIVE MANSION.

EAESU1IfE MANSION I
WASHINGTON, Aug. "a, $50 a. m.
The President passed a very good
night, awakening at longer intervals
than during several nights past. He
continues to take liquid food By the
mouth with more relish and IN such
quantities that the enemata will be sus-
pended for the present. No change has
yet been observed in the parotid swell
ing. Other symptoms are quite as
favorable as yesterday. Pulse 100; tenn
perature 9S 5-10; respiration II.
WOODWARD, BLISS,
HEPBURN. .-.r BARNES.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

The French elections have resulted
In the complete triumph of the Republi-
can party. The Republicans will have
very large majority in the next Cham
Der, and the Bonapartists have scarcely
enough members to call themselves a
party.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

THE peach crop in New Jersey is said
to be immense, but in Delaware where
the average yield is said to be 1000 900
baskets. il is estimated that 1OO,O 900 bas-
kets will cover the yield and these of
poor quality.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

THE New York World asserts that
Mr.. Blaine has in his possession a call
for special session of the Senate, sign
ed by the President and ready to be is
sued. Mr.. Blaire has several times de-
MED this
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25
Druggists Praise Them.

we always recommend Malt Bitters.'
a perfect food medicine
Best nourishing agent we know Of
Women and children take Malt Bitters.'
overcome nervousness and sleeplessness.' ,
"A perfect renOVate of exhausted nature
Most successful medicine in the world
'Not vile rum oltters.' fug
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

THERE is at this time pathetic ap-
propriateness in the words of James A..
Garfield more than 20 years ago: Il re-
gard my life as given to my country.
am only anxious to make as much of it
as possible before the mortgage on it is
foreclosed."
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25
WOOL.
Philadelphia.

Aug. 23.-Wool-Ohio, Pennsylvania
and West Virginia Xxx and above Ala
42Hc.; xxx 4IHc; medium 44a46c !;
coarse 37aSSc; New York, Michigan, In
diana and Western fine 3Sa4Oc; medium
44a45c; coarse 36a37c; washed combing
clean 40a4Sc; unwashed do. 271<aS3c. /;
pulled 35a3Sc.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25
REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET.

DALzELLs great soldiers reunion,
which has become to be one of the in
stitutions of the country, is to be held
atCaldwell, September 9th.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25
Baltimore & Ohio Railroad Co
TIM z GARD.
LIN Eject May ED, 1851

WEST ROUND.-Chicago Fast Line Daily:
entire train runs through from New York 70
chicago; Sleepers attached. Chicago Mail
runs daily on Main Line and e. o. Division:
on other Divisions except Sunday; Sleeping
car from Grafton TO Sandusky daily except
70 columbus daily. Other trains daily except
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

EAST BOUND.-New York Fast Line daily:
entlre train runs through from Chicago TO
and Baltimore Mail daily on L. e. & G, o. Div.
and Main Line; other Divisions daily except
sunday, with through sleeper from Col In m bus
dusday TO Grafton daily except Sunday,
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

SEvENTY-F1vk THOUSAND PEOPLE
have sent in their penny to the Cook
fund, and the books are still open.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

DREAMS $50 to 81 ,OoO to 3sstops. New
0IIONIS0 Pianos, sl25 up. Paper free. Ad-
dress DANIEL F. BEATTY
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

TNAYLOR.-An persons OF family name of
L TAYLOR will receive in terestlng and val.
uanle Information by sending address tot.
kIkk TAYLOR, Jersey oity, y,
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25
NO HUMAN AGENCY

Can SO speedily, permanently and economf
cally cleanse the Blood, clear the Complexion
and Skin. restore the Hair. snd cure every
mors of the Skin, Scalp and Blood as the Gu,
ticura Remedies, Consisting OF Cuticuoa Re-
solvent the new Blood Purifier, and Cuticura
and Cuticura Soap. the Great Skin Cures
Ask yonr druggists about them. Right here
In this town you NAV find evidences OF their
wonderful healing powers
For Sunburn, Tan and Greasy Skin use Gu
ticura Soap, an exquisite toilet, bath and
nursery sanative. fragrant with delicious
flower odors and healing balsams.
CuTICURA
Remedies are for sale by all druggists, Price
OF Cuticura, Medicina Jelly. small boxes,
soc; large boxes 81. Cuticura Resolvent, the
new blood purifier, 81 per bottle. Cuticula
soap, the queen OF medicinal and toilet SOAPS
&C. Cuticura Medicinal Shaving Soap, l5c: IN
bars for BARRIERS and large consumers. soc
principal depot, WEEKS q POTTER, Boston,
Mass. IPAn mailed tree on receipt of price
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

One Collins voltaic Elec-
trio Plaster, costing Is cts,
is far superior to every
other electrical appliance
before the public. They
instantly relieve Dyspep-
mt, Malaria. Fever and
and Urinary Difficulties,
'er the pit of the stomach.
any affected part. Price
anywhere. WEEKS & Por>
t1
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25
CUTICUR RA
COLLINS
yG1Hc = ELECTRIC
RlAsIERS

sia, Liver Complai
Ague. and Kidney
and may be worn oy
over the kidneys. or
25 cents Sold eve
TER, Boston, Mass.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

''''''"L u DOLE, g Ia. Baltimore.
W y REPPERT, Passenger Agent Columbus,
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1881-08-25

David Myers, admir- of the estate of Simeon B.
Forbes, deceased, plaintiff,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-05-14
4 Good Deed.

There IS nothing 50 noble and touching as a
really spontaneous act OF generosity, after all
The other day a rough, careless looking
stranger was walking up Mission street, near
sixth, when he observed a lot OF hoodlums
clustered round the gate OF small farmhouse
In 'front.' OF which poor woman was weeping
bitterly, surrounded by her terrified children.
scanty array OF household goods On the
pavement showed that IL was case Of eject
ment.
what are you abusing that woman for?"
demanded the imam from below" addressing
an Ill favored individual who was carrying out
the furniture
81 amt abusing her. groNled the land
lord; 'She can't pay her rent, ana I'm going to
bounce the whole outfit, that's all"
1--WE good mind to bounce you," said the
stranger. Indignantly; whats the amount she
owes your"
"Twenty-two dollars
"Here, take it out OF that" and the angry
man took out his wallet aud handed over
500 greenback.
The evctor respectfully turned over a re-
ce1pt and the change. Forcing an additional
Nv" on the happy woman, the stranger walked
rapidly away.
Eccentric cuss. that" said the HORSEPOWER,
looking after the philanthropist, musingly.
But the phllanthropist said nothing until he
turned the corner, when he murmured softly
to himself. as he put On a little more pedes.
TRAN steam:
Its no use talkng-virtue Is its own re-
ward. l couldn't have gotten another such
chance to work Off that counterfeit In year,
San Francisco Post
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-05-14
LIST OF SENATORS AND RESIDENCES.

G. A. Arthur. Vice President T04 l4th st, NV.
Allison, W. B., Iowa, 1874 Vermont ave, NV.
Anthony: Fl. B., r. l., 1907 II st. NV.
Bay ard, T. F.. Del. 1913 Massachusetts, aven.w
Beck, J. B., KY, 1923 l4th st. NV.
Blair. 81. W.. N. H., 2o5 East Capitol St
Brown. j. E., Ga, Metropolitan Hotel.
Burnside, A. E., r. l., 1928 ST. NV.
Butter, N. C., s. c., 1923 18th st. NV.
CAL, W.. Fla, 22l East Capitol st.
Can den. j. N. W. Va. Arlington Hotel
Cameron. A., Wis. 1918 n st. NV.
CeekIe men ssS ",1 H1n sf Hotel
Coke, R.. Texas. 1913 E st. NV
CCoDser, o, D.. Mich: National Hotel
Conkllng. X, N Y, 704 18th ST. NV.
Davis, D., Illinois. National Hotel
Davis, II. g., West Virginia, Arlington Hotel
Dawes. 81. L.. Mass. 1905 st. NV.
EEa 1mnnas A. J. M Nh s sl2 st Nv
Fair, j. g., NeY.. Riggs House.
Farley, j. T., California. 5l5 14th st. n. W.
Ferry. 7. W.. Michigan, National Hotel
Frye, W. p, Me-, 922 14th ST. NV
Garland, A. r.. Arkansas, 519 I'd st. NV
German, A. B., Maryland s23 18th ST. n. W.
George. j. e., Mississippi. 171O ST. n. W.
Groome, j. B., Maryland, WIZARDS Hotel
Grover, L: F: oregon, 14l4 Z st. NV.
Hale, E Maine, Wornley's Hotel
Hampton, W.. S. c., Metropolitan Hotel.
harris, i. g.. Tennessee. Metropolitan Hotel.
Harrison, Ben, Indiana, S25 Vermont ave.
Hawley, J. r., Connecticut. sl2 c st. NV.
H1ll, y. a., Ca, 81 Grant Place.
Hin, N. p, Col. WormIey's Hotel
Hoar, 6. F., Mass. 919 1 st. NV.
ingalls, j. j.. Gil 18th sc.
Jackson, q. E., Tenn, Cos 18th st. NV,
Johnston, J. W., 1925 st. NV.
Jonas, B. F., La, WIZARDS Hotel
Jones, c. W., Florida, 1116 G ST. NV.
Jones, j. r., New, cor. N. j. ave. and st. sW
Kellogg, w. p, La, WIZARDS Hotel.
Lamar, L. @. c., Miss, 9 B st. ne.
Logan, j. A, ILL.,, S12 18th ST. NV
j. W. McDill, Iowa, Ebbitt House.
MCMILLAN. S. j. R., Mimi, 21l North CAPITOL st,
Mcpherson, .. R.. % Lafayette Square.
Malone, W., Va, Arlington Hotel
MaXey, s. B., Tex, Alb 4th st. NV.
Miller. J. F., Cal, 1918 Connecticut ave-
Mitchell, J. l., Penn. 729 18th st. NV.
Morgan, T. j.. Ala, 401 6 st. NV
Morr1ll, }. s., Vt, cor. VT av. and M st. NV
Pendleton, G. H., Ohio. 1901 K ST. NV.
Platt, y. H., Conn.,, Arlington Hotel
Platt, L. c., N. Y, Arlington Hotel
Plump, T. B., Kan. 1907 T st. NV.
Pugh j. L., Ala, 207 East Capitol St
Ransom. nj. W.. N. c., Metropolitan Hotel,
Rollins, E. f., N. H., 145 East Capitol st,
SALISBURY, Ell, Delaware, Wizards Hotel
saunders; A; Nebraska. Riggs House.
sawyer. p, Wisconsin. 1929 street NV
SeWell, w. j.. New Jersey, WIZARDS Hotel.
sherman. j., Ohio, 1919 X st. NV.
slater, J. H., Oregon, 910 T st. NV.
Teller, 81. NJ, Colorado. 1911 NJ st. NV.
vance, q. b., n. c., Metropolitan Hotel.
van WICK. 9. H.. Nebraska. Riggs House.
Vest g. g.. Missouri. Riggs House.
voorhees,, u. W., Indiana, 2501 Penn. ave. NV.
Walker, j. D., Arkansas, 100 18th st. NV.
Williams, j. s., Kentucky, 1405 st. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1881-05-14
Folly Shots

A New England woman was the much dtsap-
pointed wife of Harvard University geologist.
She was all poetry and Imagination; he was all
paleontology and geological research. Upon q
CERTAIN occasion when his scientific accomp-
OF stranger the la ter turned to her and said:
May ask, madame, what your husband
Certainly" she answered, frankly, she is a
relic OF the stone age"
AmiaDe husband (who has just finished NOV
ingl-WheTe are my slippers, dear?
NIe-They came along with the third load,
and that load went to the garrett
HuSbanf-And where Is my pipe?
Wife-You'n fad it Ia one of the barrels OF
erockery in the cellar.
Husband-And where is my comb and hair
brush?
Wife-Jane packed them in the kitchen stove
With the chilGren's shoes
Husband (mentally solIloqu'zingl-Wha q
woman my wife is She never went to college
and Yet She knows eyeryt thing