The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1881-05-31
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Tbissa Nation with Big N, and
Nr, Garfield u its President with n
big p.--lI,Iuc.Grass Clipper.
"This IL my Plat FORM remarked
Roscoe, playlnlly slappiog bis Saicl-
lite on the back Nashville Amci-
eau.
An honest old darkoy says that q
Niger chicken.ihicI tbmk8 that rhc
darkoy's honr ID Just before day"
lGlasgow TImce
f The bllndsst man can SEQ tho point
Of a bad boys Joke, II tho tack j.
properly adjusted WHOM no sits down
- breckenridge News,
II makes tho lravcst Of mon, whose
wives commence talking of going To
tho springs, begin to think Of taking
waior--l Glasgow Times.
Tho follow who writes poetry when
thu moon looks softly down, is the
hak who proposed to his gal to meter
Wy moonlight alonc'.-- Glasgow
Times,
Buildings do not mako n college,
remarks IN exchange. Right yc arc
thero, There must be base ball
nina and u boat club, or rs no col
legp TO speak Of, -- Sunday Argus.
A mournlnl story comes from Ne
yada, II is to tho effect thnt an eagle
was captured with a lasso while feed
ing on oprrion like common bn1z0rd.
Hence those tears -'- Sunday Argns.
a long. blonde female hair, found
on tho right shoulder Of prominent
Newport young man u few mornings
ago, can be hui by the hir owner by
her calling ut this ollica,-- State
journal.
| view Of the possible result Of the
election, Frankfort people tender the
heleuycd conductors Of the New Era
tho usual consolation Of reinaqkiig
That lhcr loss may DO our Gaines"
Woman
Tho Commonwealth says the titles
Of "llon.." "Gcneal" "Judgc,"
"Coloncl," etc, las become 30 com
MN and obnoxious in Uoyngton that
plain "Mr." has become tho title Of
honor IN thai city Post.
WNSrep immediately at tho OIL
iieooI tho Spencer Courier something
20 sootho n wonndstl and broken heart.
But then It's better TO have loved and
lost. than never to have loved at all
- Nelson Enterprise. ll.u.
An Alton comfy girl engaged her.
self 10 each Of two brothers named
Bush, and fitted both for n man
named Bird. She evidently believes
thnt "a Bird in hand in worth two in
the Bash. FL Breckenridge News,
Several Of our exchanges have como
70 hand enlbelished with portraits of
WIN. Malone, This person will
probably DO recalled as tho man who
ATTEMPTED to soil his State for mess
ofpotlogo aud then did not get the
poltoyc.-- Sunday Argus
A Hartford preacher failing to &c.
cure crowd In thu house. has taken
10 the streets, and proposes to tackle
tho pedestrians slngly as thcy pass
by. Tho Herald doesn't say whether
ho Is orthodox or holcrodox, but does
mention him as Maddox, .-0wcnsboro
nj. and Il.
Quarantine regulations have boon
strictly enforce | against the coming of
q certain young editor, who has been
IN tho habit Of promiscuously break
ing tho hearts Of all the females with
whom ho oomes IN contact. His $20
gold piece, however, partially atoncs
Tor any sins he may have committed
- Padacah Enterprise. 81
While tho Western Kentucky
Press editors were going through tho
lnnatic anylum at hopkinsville last
Thursday afternoon, by way Of pas-
time ono of tho lunatics was asked TO
guess at the ages of the boys as they
passed., Guoss after guess was made
FINALLY our old friend Bristow of tho
Elkton Register came along, How
old is ho2 The luuatic looked at him
and after surveying him from head to
loot said; "that fellow IL between
sixty and seventy years old" Bris.
tow was disgustod,-[ Henderson Rc.
porter.
Geo. Dittoc, tho wittiost writer
among tho Kentucky press men, aud
whose vito Is named Martha, was
horn in Somerset, Ohio, We always
imagined ho must have boon born in
Olovorpon, kya as tho Breckenridge
News claims that the majority of no
table men first saw the light of day
thoro, Perhaps Dittoo has boon to
Cloyerpou,-- Columbus( Ky, )rimcS,
DuIiIully transferring tho above
flaltery to others moro worthy of it,
wo will simply state that wo have
mover boqn in ClovCrpou, Have,
however, been in clover, aud port has
boon in us, Perhaps that viii answer,
-- piltoc.
Tho pMss boys assembled at llol-
kinsville Wednesday anu Thursday,
had y regular "swoctheart' OF n time,
transacted considerable business and
then adjourned to got ON an old fash.
ioncl "how.do.you' como,so," We
regret exceedingly oar inability to DO
but take occasion to remind
tho boys that wo heartily endorse
every movement oCtheirs, from the
time thoy mgged their stuffed "grip.
sacks IRON tho depot up to tho hotel,
until tho last man scrambled on the
bottom Of his cXcheQuer in search Of a
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